The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Pastis on October 01, 2009, 01:36:53 PM
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I think we should be hearing some interesting tales about this whistle:
Popcorn:
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I bet she was too bladdered to remember who she met... noooo:
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Not according to the text I received; mind you, she have been making porkies 'cos she couldn't remember razz:
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Our VP delegate is on the train home; claims that we are normal and they were not have yet to be substantiated ~ watch this space 8)
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Popcorn:
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I am home.... cloud9:
I have missed you all redface:
What a bunch of complete fruitcakes noooo: Well some anyway - seemed to be the ones I talked to though - must be a co-incidence surely rubschin:
1st day of arrival went out for a meal with the girls and then back to hotel for a few (more) drinks - only to discover that someone was there who was 'known to me ' scared2: - he was a complete slimeball and several drinks later was suggesting a late night visit to my room and asked me for my room number.
I gave a false number whistle: - pity the poor person if he did bother going to find it lol:
Last night was the big bash ::) - 28 tables with 8 people on each. We had no input into the seating arrangements even though I had tried to tamper with them earlier that day, and sit next to people I liked and knew, it didn't quite work out like that evil: Was sitting with my colleague but she was on the other side of the table with some girls and having a great laugh. I was sitting in between 4 blokes . 3 knew each other and were from oop north and were talking whippets all night whistle: and so I had to talk to bloke next to me.
Started off very civilized but by the time he was mid way through his second bottle of wine the discussion swerved headlong into his fetish for rubber and the technicalities of wearing such items of clothing . Apparently he goes to 'conventions' where like minded people all dress up and has a great time etc eeek: . I just said I prefer nylon and polyester lol:
Then there was the D.I.S.C.O ....... omg ......it was like watching a gargantuan swarm of Octopuses out of water noooo:
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Popcorn:
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There was a man and a woman from the same organisation there - both married but not to each other obviously. They were clearly 'close' ;) - however she had an unfortunate tick ...and every so often her head would twitch like she was flicking her hair. It was also unfortunate that she had the most alarming set of nashers on display I've seen in quite some time eeek:
After much , much , much too much to drink last night noooo: they let their armour slip and whilst dancing he went in for the kill and a full on snog. It was just at the time she had a twitch though and unfortunately she ended up snagging his upper lip and made it bleed happy001
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happy001
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Started off very civilized but by the time he was mid way through his second bottle of wine the discussion swerved headlong into his fetish for rubber and the technicalities of wearing such items of clothing . Apparently he goes to 'conventions' where like minded people all dress up and has a great time etc eeek: . I just said I prefer nylon and polyester lol:
This reminds me of the time I was persuaded to go to an exhibition at Olympia ... Erotica eeek:
Fascinating lol:
It's on again next month ... any takers? lol:
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Started off very civilized but by the time he was mid way through his second bottle of wine the discussion swerved headlong into his fetish for rubber and the technicalities of wearing such items of clothing . Apparently he goes to 'conventions' where like minded people all dress up and has a great time etc eeek: . I just said I prefer nylon and polyester lol:
This reminds me of the time I was persuaded to go to an exhibition at Olympia ... Erotica eeek:
Fascinating lol:
It's on again next month ... any takers? lol:
I went there once... rubschin:
Was that... could it be... was that you in the leopard skin Y-fronts...? eeek:
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As long as they have introduced new breathable materials...
Said blokey was describing how they had to have a 'tipping out ' area for where the rubber patrons could 'discharge' the pools of sweat and perspiration that had collected in their outfits sick2:
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As long as they have introduced new breathable materials...
Said blokey was describing how they had to have a 'tipping out ' area for where the rubber patrons could 'discharge' the pools of sweat and perspiration that had collected in their outfits sick2:
'Sweat', of course... char048
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This was from the armpit area .....good knows what concocktion they collect from the nether regions lol:
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This was from the armpit area .....good knows what concocktion they collect from the nether regions lol:
sick2:
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I also met a woman who made miniature teddy bears and she had bought some with her ( do lally tap she was noooo: )
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Was that... could it be... was that you in the leopard skin Y-fronts...? eeek:
I felt rather out of place; I was dressed er... normally 8)
I think it was the first time I saw some chap dressed like Dafyd, the only gay in the village, and wondered how he'd managed on the bus or tube eeek:
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rubschin:
And this was a werk related conference was it?
Question applies to Miss D. I accept that the other two are odd.
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Took the words right out of my mouth Snoopy.
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rubschin:
And this was a werk related conference was it?
Question applies to Miss D. I accept that the other two are odd.
Was a work related conference whistle:
These disclosures were made in the evenings after much drinking was being done...... whistle:
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It always amazes me that work people think it is appropriate to "come out" at work events with their curious personal activities.
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Because the majority of people sent on such conferences are friendless, sad people with few, if any, social skills.
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It always amazes me that work people think it is appropriate to "come out" at work events with their curious personal activities.
[Nick] Popcorn: [/Nick]