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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on September 30, 2009, 06:47:25 PM

Title: Probably to be found elsewhere in here
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2009, 06:47:25 PM

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four."

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You cannot pull dat one on me," replies Paddy, "Quattro means four.  You have foive people in your car and you are derefore breaking de law."

The Englishmen  replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

Title: Re: Probably to be found elsewhere in here
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2009, 04:33:17 AM

Happy to help!  ;D

See also: -

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=4759.msg96902#msg96902

You posted it that time too...  happy100

Title: Re: Probably to be found elsewhere in here
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2009, 08:57:00 AM

Probably  confused:

People send me stuff all the time and they all seem familiar ~ clearly I've lived too long. sad24: