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Title: To blimp, oggle or ignore?
Post by: GROWLER on June 29, 2007, 12:23:42 PM

Most frustrating this.
One of my main dealer cussies have got some REALLY fit bits of fluff werkin' for them. cloud9:
One in particular on the switchboard, always wears a white cotton blouse with the top 4 buttons ALWAYS undone. eeek:
The medium sized 'puppies' are obviously bursting to get out, with the 'lowlands' in all their glory, fully on show.
 I have to sometimes stand there, pretending to look the other way in anticipation of the puppies little pink noses poppin' out for some fresh air every time she bends over.
What do i do, and why does she tease like this? Downright bloody cruel imo. Angry9:

Title: Re: To blimp, oggle or ignore?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 29, 2007, 12:35:34 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on June 29, 2007, 12:23:42 PM

What do i do, and why does she tease like this? Downright bloody cruel imo.

Sorry old boy, a cold shower and 100mg of reality pills is the only cure. noooo:

Title: Re: To blimp, oggle or ignore?
Post by: Bar Wench on June 29, 2007, 12:56:09 PM

How does one blimp?

Title: Re: To blimp, oggle or ignore?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 29, 2007, 01:28:04 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on June 29, 2007, 12:56:09 PM

How does one blimp?

Take your top off and Mr Growler will demonstrate.  eyes:

Title: Re: To blimp, oggle or ignore?
Post by: Bar Wench on June 29, 2007, 01:39:51 PM

 ::) noooo: ::)

Title: Re: To blimp, oggle or ignore?
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2007, 02:27:09 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on June 29, 2007, 12:23:42 PM

Most frustrating this.
One of my main dealer cussies have got some REALLY fit bits of fluff werkin' for them. cloud9:
One in particular on the switchboard, always wears a white cotton blouse with the top 4 buttons ALWAYS undone. eeek:
The medium sized 'puppies' are obviously bursting to get out, with the 'lowlands' in all their glory, fully on show.
 I have to sometimes stand there, pretending to look the other way in anticipation of the puppies little pink noses poppin' out for some fresh air every time she bends over.
What do i do, and why does she tease like this? Downright bloody cruel imo. Angry9:

She?s obviously gagging for it and fancies the pants off you. Give them a friendly little squeeze next time you see her ? she?ll be delighted.  whistle:

Title: Re: To blimp, oggle or ignore?
Post by: Berek on June 29, 2007, 03:01:14 PM

accidently drop a dollop of your yoghurt ( that you decide to have on you that day ) onto the puppies and offer to lick it off  whistle:

Title: Re: To blimp, oggle or ignore?
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2007, 05:39:09 AM

Quote from: Berek on June 29, 2007, 03:01:14 PM

accidently drop a dollop of your yoghurt ( that you decide to have on you that day ) onto the puppies and offer to lick it off  whistle:

Are those puppies for sale ? I especially like the one with the pink nose, etc.  whistle: