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Title: Air Travel
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 21, 2009, 12:09:34 PM
Having enjoyed the total pleasure that was my flights both to and from Cyprus ( think 8 yr old boy behind, with ADHD and completely disinterested chavvy parents on the way out  - he nearly got a decking I tell you  - and returning yesterday on packed plane next to 15 month old baby, who the whole journey persisted in pulling out my headphones  - I'm sure this was so that I could hear his high pitched wailing better and so I would have to open my eyes and see  him rubbing his mashed up banana hands all over my dress  Banghead  ...... It would be lovley to be able to travel in future in these conditions

This is the Emirates new Airbus A-380

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Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2009, 12:22:26 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 21, 2009, 12:09:34 PM
Having enjoyed the total pleasure that was my flights both to and from Cyprus ( think 8 yr old boy behind, with ADHD and completely disinterested chavvy parents on the way out  - he nearly got a decking I tell you  - and returning yesterday on packed plane next to 15 month old baby, who the whole journey persisted in pulling out my headphones  - I'm sure this was so that I could hear his high pitched wailing better and so I would have to open my eyes and see  him rubbing his mashed up banana hands all over my dress  Banghead  ...... It would be lovley to be able to travel in future in these conditions

This is the Emirates new Airbus A-380
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Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 21, 2009, 12:24:17 PM
I can see them fine  whistle:
Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 21, 2009, 12:34:32 PM
So can I, all very nice little red crosses.
Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 21, 2009, 12:35:13 PM
 rubschin:

Ok I shall try and fix  Banghead
Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2009, 12:44:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 21, 2009, 12:35:13 PM
rubschin:

Ok I shall try and fix  Banghead

If you don't mind us leering at you

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Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2009, 01:10:03 PM

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Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 21, 2009, 05:10:47 PM
Why do men think that pulling their pants down is funny  noooo:
Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2009, 05:14:22 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 21, 2009, 05:10:47 PM
Why do men think that pulling their pants down is funny  noooo:
Why do women think it isn't...?  ::)
Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2009, 05:21:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 21, 2009, 05:10:47 PM
Why do men think that pulling their pants down is funny  noooo:

Women always laugh when I do.  redface:
Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2009, 05:24:37 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2009, 05:21:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 21, 2009, 05:10:47 PM
Why do men think that pulling their pants down is funny  noooo:

Women always laugh when I do.  redface:

rubschin: Which way are you facing ~ towards or away from them?
Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2009, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2009, 05:24:37 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2009, 05:21:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 21, 2009, 05:10:47 PM
Why do men think that pulling their pants down is funny  noooo:

Women always laugh when I do.  redface:

rubschin: Which way are you facing ~ towards or away from them?

Towards them.

Is it just not funny if it's the other way then?
Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2009, 05:29:54 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2009, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2009, 05:24:37 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2009, 05:21:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 21, 2009, 05:10:47 PM
Why do men think that pulling their pants down is funny  noooo:

Women always laugh when I do.  redface:

rubschin: Which way are you facing ~ towards or away from them?

Towards them.

Is it just not funny if it's the other way then?

Well, you can't see them laughing...  noooo:
Title: Re: Air Travel
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 21, 2009, 05:36:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2009, 05:21:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 21, 2009, 05:10:47 PM
Why do men think that pulling their pants down is funny  noooo:

Women always laugh when I do.  redface:

You would probably be excused though as they will just think the string holding your trousers up has snapped  happy100