The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Landlady on September 14, 2009, 08:03:26 AM
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The minor of the two niggles of staying this side of popular Windsor is the fact the finding a parking space for your vehicle is an exercise itself in quantum physics and last night I couldn't (mainly because the residents road was full of 'illegally' parked cars visiting the trendy new bar at the top of the road angry041:) so parked around the corner out of sight BUT on a double yellow line...
8 a.m. this morning I hear the dulcet tone of a car revving up outside my front bedroom window which indicates that the parking space now directly in front of this front door is now free as said 'revver' is now leaving for work smile:
Pop out the door - nip around the corner to the little purple turtle - zip back around the corner in the LPT and park in my space ...
Why shameful - because it was a done whilst still dressed in 'only' my pseudo silky jim jams whistle: whistle: whistle:
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I bet there are pics on the intermong already
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooo that would scare the little children too much noooo:
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Well, at least you were wearing something. razz:
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I bet there are pics on the intermong already
Google Earth probably
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Well, at least you were wearing something. razz:
2 pieces thank you razz: Female version of men's PJ's but in fake silky material - button up ones so I can't be got at eyes:
Didn't wear slippers though , left those in CY, so went out barefoot ... had shower afterwards cos pavements over here are filthy !!!
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I'm amazed!
I cannot drive in bare feet. ;)
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noooo:
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My mum always drives in bare feet ..always.
The arguments we have had about this have been many noooo:
As for your behaviour LL - well done that girl . It's all a question of priorities lol:
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Is her name Wilma?
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I've never seen Wilma (or Betty) drive. rubschin:
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My wife often drives in bare feet, also in flip flops and stiletto heels noooo: Won't listen when I tell her it is, to say the least, risky.
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Well, at least you were wearing something. razz:
2 pieces thank you razz: Female version of men's PJ's but in fake silky material - button up ones so I can't be got at eyes:
Didn't wear slippers though , left those in CY, so went out barefoot ... had shower afterwards cos pavements over here are filthy !!!
But but men's PJ's have a slit in the front of the trousers just so that they can fiddle. noooo:
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Well, at least you were wearing something. razz:
2 pieces thank you razz: Female version of men's PJ's but in fake silky material - button up ones so I can't be got at eyes:
Didn't wear slippers though , left those in CY, so went out barefoot ... had shower afterwards cos pavements over here are filthy !!!
But but men's PJ's have a slit in the front of the trousers just so that they can fiddle. noooo:
Mine (reserved for hospital stays only) don't. They have buttons. whistle:
You need to get out more.
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Mine (reserved for when it's absolutely 'taters) don't have buttons ... rubschin:
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Well, at least you were wearing something. razz:
2 pieces thank you razz: Female version of men's PJ's but in fake silky material - button up ones so I can't be got at eyes:
Didn't wear slippers though , left those in CY, so went out barefoot ... had shower afterwards cos pavements over here are filthy !!!
But but men's PJ's have a slit in the front of the trousers just so that they can fiddle. noooo:
Mine (reserved for hospital stays only) don't. They have buttons. whistle:
You need to get out more.
I agree wholeheartedly with you Snoops, for many reasons but I think the last man I saw wearing PJs was my Father and that was many years ago. I don't wear them redface:and the ones that my girls wear are these shorts and strap top things.
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But but men's PJ's have a slit in the front of the trousers just so that they can fiddle.
The correct word is piddle. ::)
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But but men's PJ's have a slit in the front of the trousers just so that they can fiddle.
The correct word is piddle. ::)
The correct and polite word is 'tinkle'
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Is that what BM says
[titter] confused:
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No BladyMort goes for a 'piss' - no surprise!!!
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Who is this Bladymort of which you burble?
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My ex husband lounging somewhere in the Med with his Internet Bride surrender: cry: surrender: cry:
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Who is this Bladymort of which you burble?
Bladdermort.
Thats why he 'tinkles' a lot
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My ex husband lounging somewhere in the Med with his Internet Bride surrender: cry: surrender: cry:
Ooh a scandal Popcorn:
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My ex husband lounging somewhere in the Med with his Internet Bride surrender: cry: surrender: cry:
Ooh a scandal
Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
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::)
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My ex husband lounging somewhere in the Med with his Internet Bride surrender: cry: surrender: cry:
He must be expecting another package to arrive shortly then noooo:
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My ex husband lounging somewhere in the Med with his Internet Bride surrender: cry: surrender: cry:
He must be expecting another package to arrive shortly then noooo:
Something wrong with his 'package' is there?
Popcorn:
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My ex husband lounging somewhere in the Med with his Internet Bride surrender: cry: surrender: cry:
He must be expecting another package to arrive shortly then noooo:
Something wrong with his 'package' is there?
Popcorn:
He's getting to that certain age .... so problems 'expected' in the package area to be sure, to be sure....
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The gaffa tape is holding up nicely LL ;)
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I read that and the word 'gusset' sprang to mind. Why? rubschin:
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Cos u have an alternative way of thinking to most of us noooo:
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It seems sensible to me. Shouldn't you be playing billiards?
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No noooo:
BM has gone off with his mate on their motorbikes for a short excursion.
I am sitting by pool with book, cool drink and plenty of sun tan lotion - have just come in to top up . It's a hard life lol:
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What book?
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Fiction - The Secret Scripture
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Set in a mental hospital I spect. Must be quite comforting
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Set in a mental hospital I spect. Must be quite comforting
lol: lol: lol: