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Come Inside... => The Restaurant => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 01:23:53 PM

Title: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 01:23:53 PM
Feeling adventurous old boy?  whistle:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8248271.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8248271.stm)

Choosing to eat jellyfish is all about cultural attitudes, according to Carme Ruscalleda, a celebrated chef at work in the kitchen of her Michelin-starred restaurant next to the beach in Sant Pol del Mar, on the Catalan coast.

"Put jellyfish on the table in front of a European diner, and they'll say 'oh no, it's a monster from the sea, a nasty thing that stings'.

"Serve it to someone from Japan or China and they'll say it's the perfect garnish for a summer dish, something delicious and good for you", she says.

Ms Ruscalleda is particularly excited about the health-giving properties attributed to jellyfish.

"The Chinese," she says, "say it improves the cardio-vascular system, balances blood pressure, improves cholesterol levels, helps the joints, is good for the skin. I sometimes joke that jellyfish can cure everything except a case of flat feet".

She has just scooped a live blue and brown specimen, about 25cm (10in) across and caught in the sea nearby that morning, from a bucket and laid it in salt, where it will sit for two days in preparation for being eaten.

Unfortunately, she is not yet allowed to serve this European variety to her customers, due to the fact that the European Commission has not officially classified it as a foodstuff.

Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 01:32:33 PM
I expect it tastes like chicken...  ::)
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 01:36:29 PM
Well give it a try and give some feedback, inquiring minds want to know.  whistle:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 01:38:41 PM
As soon as it is available at McDonalds I'll give it a bash...  ;)
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2009, 02:06:57 PM
As soon as it is available at McDonalds I'll give it a bash...  ;)

"The new Double MacMan O'War with extra cheese, only 99p"   
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 02:24:40 PM
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due to the fact that the European Commission has not officially classified it as a foodstuff.

Do these bastards tell us what to eat now as well then? If I boil up a jellyfish burger will they come an arrest me?
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 02:26:17 PM
Asian one's are fine, it's just ones from the Med they aren't sure about.  whistle:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 02:29:39 PM
Well BM can catch some and feed them to Miss D. If the EU arrest him we shall demand the release of the Baldy One
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 02:31:07 PM
If BM tries feeding jellyfish to Miss D I suspect that being arrested would be the least of his problems.  scared2:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 13, 2009, 02:31:28 PM
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due to the fact that the European Commission has not officially classified it as a foodstuff.

Do these bastards tell us what to eat now as well then? If I boil up a jellyfish burger will they come an arrest me?



You don't cook them, you prepare them. noooo:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 02:32:02 PM
What, decorate them with glace cherries or somesuch?
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 02:32:07 PM
Well BM can catch some and feed them to Miss D. If the EU arrest him we shall demand the release of the Baldy One

Are you mad?  eeek:

Feeding 'fruits de mer' to Miss D?  scared2:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 02:32:37 PM
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due to the fact that the European Commission has not officially classified it as a foodstuff.

Do these bastards tell us what to eat now as well then? If I boil up a jellyfish burger will they come an arrest me?



You don't cook them, you prepare them. noooo:

"I'm warning you, this is going to hurt"  lol:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 02:32:45 PM
Tell her it's a special savoury jelly. Mould it into the shape of a rabbit or summat  ::)
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 02:33:22 PM
You can guarrantee that if Nick tries to prepare a jellyfish he'll end up with a Portugese Man O'War  point:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 02:34:05 PM
Tell her it's a special savoury jelly. Mould it into the shape of a rabbit or summat  ::)

[snigger]....  redface:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 02:34:29 PM
Oh good grief  ::)

Is she there yet?
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 02:36:15 PM
Tell her it's a special savoury jelly. Mould it into the shape of a rabbit or summat  ::)

[snigger]....  redface:

Ok, not so much Terry Thomas as Benny Hill.  whistle:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 02:36:59 PM
Oh good grief  ::)

Is she there yet?
Hours yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2009, 02:40:40 PM
Oh good grief  ::)

Is she there yet?
Hours yet...  noooo:

Shopping at the airport, is she?  noooo:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2009, 02:42:38 PM
Trying to get her BM training kit past security. I suspect that the cattle prod may be causing a few problems.  whistle:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2009, 02:52:41 PM
Oh good grief  ::)

Is she there yet?
Hours yet...  noooo:

Shopping at the airport, is she?  noooo:
Probably...  noooo:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2009, 09:49:22 PM
What else is there to do at an airport  whistle:

I have so many threads to start about feckin air travel from my experience today. It was so bad seeing BM was almost a relief  lol:

Got an invite to a wedding reception on Tuesday from some bloke on the plane- not his I hasten to add

Feral children flying when they should be at school was a nightmare

And finally it was like a charter flight to Lourdes - full of feckin cripples  eeek:


But going back to Jellyfish - apart from the Brat still wanting one as a pet  noooo: - what point do they have. Kill them all off. Digusterous, vile, slimey things  noooo:
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 14, 2009, 07:31:54 AM
Feral child flying could be fun, could even be an Olympic sport.  It can't be any harder than kite flying can it?
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2009, 07:34:27 AM
 lol:

And the amount that would accidentally be let go near near electric pylons would be considerable I hope
Title: Re: Something for BM to try?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 14, 2009, 07:39:03 AM
 lol: Gives the phrase 'snap crackle and pop' a whole new meaning doesn't it? eveilgrin: