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		Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Rarelady on September 09, 2009, 06:13:08 PM
		
			
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				I have just made the worlds most awesomely amazing macaroni cheese - and just though I should let everyone know!   cloud9:
			
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				Welcome again Rarelady  lol:
 
 Be prepared now to take orders from behind the bar after such high praise  whistle:. These lot believe that the proof is actually in the pudding
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				Did somebody say pudding?
			
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				Mac and cheese isnt pudding..............waits for brickbats.................. ;)
			
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				Macaroni cheese - a food of wrongness...  sick2:
			
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				Macaroni cheese - a food of wrongness...  sick2:
 
 
 Nonsense, yumster.  cloud9:
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				Pukester more like...  noooo:
			
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				Pukester more like...  noooo:
 
 
 Let us agree to differ.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Philistine
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				Bet I could convert you to the joy of mac and cheese Mr Barman Sir..... lol:
			
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				Bet I could convert you to the joy of mac and cheese Mr Barman Sir..... lol:
 
 Macaroni  happy088
 Cheese happy088
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				I'm with Darwin on this one. Lurve Mac Cheese (with added English Mustard in the cheese sauce) and a slice of grilled bacon on the top.
 Food fit for a King (or at least a pub Beagle)
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				As long as it is not too sloppy, gloopy and stodgy   noooo:
			
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				None of those words could be assigned to the pure perfection I created!  lol:
			
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				Mac & cheese = yumster cloud9:
 
 
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				Macaroni cheese in the Saloon bar? Whatever next? 
			
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				As long as it is not too sloppy, gloopy and stodgy   noooo:
 
 
 Agree, cooked right it's yumster.
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				Macaroni cheese in the Saloon bar? Whatever next?   
 Children  shocked003
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				Macaroni cheese in the Saloon bar? Whatever next?   
 Children  shocked003
 
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 I don't bloody think so!  cussing:
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				Do you not like macaroni cheese then Mr Barman Sir?  angel1
			
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				It is a food of wrongness  noooo:
			
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				Do you not like macaroni cheese then Mr Barman Sir?  angel1
 
 As Nick says, it is a food of absolute wrongness....  noooo:
 
 See also, cold custard.  sick2:
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				any custard  noooo:
			
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				Macaroni cheese is yummerooni; specially with a crunchy topping  cloud9:
			
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				Macaroni cheese is yummerooni; specially with a crunchy topping  cloud9:
 
 
 Don't forget the grilled rasher on top though.
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				Macaroni cheese is yummerooni; specially with a crunchy topping  cloud9:
 
 
 Don't forget the grilled rasher on top though.
 
 
 It just gets better  lol:  Green salad with that?
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				Macaroni cheese is yummerooni; specially with a crunchy topping  cloud9:
 
 
 Don't forget the grilled rasher on top though.
 
 
 It just gets better  lol:  Green salad with that?
 
 Yes, eat the salad and chuck the macaroni away!  whistle:
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				Macaroni cheese is yummerooni; specially with a crunchy topping  cloud9:
 
 
 Don't forget the grilled rasher on top though.
 
 
 It just gets better  lol:  Green salad with that?
 
 
 Usually a just lump of "French" bread and slices of tomato though I have been known to pig out and add a side order of chips  redface:
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				Given that all pasta is made of, um, pasta why does no one advocate Macaroni Spaghetti?  rubschin:
			
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				Macaroni cheese remminds me of baby food.
			
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				Macaroni cheese remminds me of baby food.
 
 
 Yuk   sick2:
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				Given that all pasta is made of, um, pasta why does no one advocate Macaroni Spaghetti?  rubschin:
 
 
 Macaroni's what's left after the Spaghetti's been extruded  razz:
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				So it's a waste product  rubschin:
			
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				Given that all pasta is made of, um, pasta why does no one advocate Macaroni Spaghetti?  rubschin:
 
 
 Macaroni's what's left after the Spaghetti's been extruded  razz:
 
 
 
 I am reminded of the Panorama 1st April programme of some years ago when Dimbleby senior kept a straight face with a story about the spaghetti harvest.
 
 And Nick Macaroni spaghetti? You sure you didn't mean Spaghetti Cheese? But wouldn't that be Carbonara?
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				Found it!
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI
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				What a script!  lol: lol:
			
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				Brilliant April Fool ~ so many were taken in by it too.
			
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				I wasn't. Mind you, I was only 2  redface:
			
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				I was ten. The fact that it was done so straight by the authoritative voice of the BBC added to the lack of knowledge about spaghetti in the general populace just meant that many did accept it as the truth.
 At that age I had not seen real spaghetti and I know that my parents had never eaten it because the first time they tasted spag bol was when I cooked it for them in the early sixties. Before that the only spaghetti they knew came out of a tin.
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				That got me searching ...
 
 http://books.google.com/books?id=9rFIyN1OWfQC&pg=PA153&lpg=PA153&dq=Eating+out+in+britain&source=bl&ots=osgWUShidN&sig=o94McrzI7DEEs7SO_xh5t3B6guI&hl=en&ei=5eyoSqqSB5iQjAf95JHuBw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1#v=onepage&q=Eating%20out%20in%20britain&f=false
 
 Apologies for the stupid length link  redface:
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				That about sums it up.  happy088
 
 Rationing was the cause of the unadventurous eating habits of the 50s.
 
 Rationing lasted until the middle of 1954 but of course many items were in short supply for years after that. My mother was a young newly wed in 1946 having learned her culinary skills from her mother during the war thus what we ate as a family was pretty much war time fare right through the 50s. I do remember that Macaroni was around but was usually served as an alternative sweet to Rice pudding. Macaroni pudding is made in much the same way. Milk/cream, eggs, sugar and the pasta instead of rice.
 
 PS I still have my ration card ~ just in case like  ;D
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				Macaroni pudding  noooo:, see also Tapioca a.k.a. frog spawn  noooo:
			
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				Macaroni pudding  noooo:, see also Tapioca a.k.a. frog spawn  noooo:
 
 
 Agreed but we had to eat them back then.
 
 
 PS Didn't like Sago pudding either  sick2:
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				Skool dinners  noooo:  sick2:
			
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				True. They put me off certain foods for a very long time, until I learned how to cook them as I liked  angel1
 
 
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				WTF was Manchester tart all about?
			
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				 Shrugs:  Bakewell Tart?   or even better, St Tropez Tart, delicieuse
			
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				Bakewell tart  sick2:
 
 Almondy marzipan flavour  sick2: sick2: sick2:
 
 Semolina / Tapioca et al = baby Food . A whole category in the Foods of Wrongness  whistle:
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				Bakewell tart  sick2:
 
 Almondy marzipan flavour  sick2: sick2: sick2:
 
 Semolina / Tapioca et al = baby Food . A whole category in the Foods of Wrongness  whistle:
 
 
 
 Anything that doesn't come in a glass or contain alcohol is a food of wrongness to some  whistle:
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				WTF was Manchester tart all about?
 
 
 
 Now she was a real goer that one  eyes:
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				Macaroni cheese is yummerooni; specially with a crunchy topping  cloud9:
 
 
 Mine had a crunchy topping! Told you it was superduper!  lol: lol:
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				I'm with Nick on this one, it's just bad and wrong. noooo:
			
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				Macaroni cheese is yummerooni; specially with a crunchy topping  cloud9:
 
 
 Mine had a crunchy topping! Told you it was superduper!  lol: lol:
 
 You burnt it.  ::)
 
 
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				If you dont mind me saying - youre just mean Mr Barman Sir. I have a headache now............ eastdrink048
			
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				Dont worry Rare, if you speak to Wenchy, Landlady or Miss D I'm sure they will give you enough blackmail material to keep BaldyMort in line whistle:
			
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				If you dont mind me saying - youre just mean Mr Barman Sir. I have a headache now............ eastdrink048
 
 Headache? I was just commenting on the food - I didn't want to go to bed with you...  ::)
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				If you dont mind me saying - youre just mean Mr Barman Sir. I have a headache now............ eastdrink048
 
 Headache? I was just commenting on the food - I didn't want to go to bed with you...  ::)
 
 char048
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				 eeek:
 
 Oh Darwin!
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				Don't panic Rare, they arent as bad as in t'other place. Think more Terry Thomas and Leslie Phillips than Wayne Rooneyalikes.  lol:
			
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				Oh I say............  ;)
			
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				How did I know that would appeal to you.  lol:
			
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				You know me far too well!  angel1
			
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				 eyes:
			
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				 Popcorn:
			
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				 angel1
			
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				 Liar:
			
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				That hurt.....
 
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 I may now have to tell you all about my latest culinary masterpiece - when I have made it - later today.....  lol:
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				That hurt.....
 
 sad24:
 
 I may now have to tell you all about my latest culinary masterpiece - when I have made it - later today.....  lol:
 
 
 Let me guess...  rubschin:
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				You wont be able to............but Im waiting.......  clock:
 
 Got to go out - back later  whacky068
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				We eagerly await your return with news of macaroni...  noooo:
 
 BTW I have taken the liberty of resizing your mahoosive avatart...  happy088
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				We eagerly await your return with news of macaroni...  noooo:
 
 BTW I have taken the liberty of resizing your mahoosive avatart...  happy088
 
 
 Any excuse to get your hands on her, you old smoothie.  whistle:
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				We eagerly await your return with news of macaroni...  noooo:
 
 BTW I have taken the liberty of resizing your mahoosive avatart...  happy088
 
 
 Any excuse to get your hands on her, you old smoothie.  whistle:
 
 I can assure you my conduct was totally professional in every way - I even put rubber gloves on...   angel1
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				mmmmmmm......rubber.......... cloud9:
			
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				We eagerly await your return with news of macaroni...  noooo:
 
 BTW I have taken the liberty of resizing your mahoosive avatart...  happy088
 
 
 There will not be a morsel of macaroni - nor any cheese.  In fact Teen Monster has decided to be chef today. Hint - she has been watching Britain's Best Dish this week..... scared2:
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				mmmmmmm......rubber.......... cloud9:
 
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				Sounds like you've made a friend BM  whistle:
			
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				One of Britain's best dishes IMHO
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				Mutant?
 
 He's on tonite.
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				Teen Monster has just relinqushed the chef's hat on the grounds that it means she has to stand up - so looks like I get to cook a dish that didnt make it thru to the next round of Britains Best Dish............. redface:
			
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				Teen Monster has just relinqushed the chef's hat on the grounds that it means she has to stand up - so looks like I get to cook a dish that didnt make it thru to the next round of Britains Best Dish............. redface:
 
 Macaroni cheese then!  point:
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				If I entered with my macaroni cheese it would get first prize - no contest!
 
 Nope - we have just partaken of the lamb and chocolate curry...................which was interesting!  ;D
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				If I entered with my macaroni cheese in a disguterous food contest it would get first prize!
 
 
 
 
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				Should you not be slaving away in your kitchen cooking Miss D a full Cypriot breakfast? noooo:
			
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				I have eaten my compulsory Barman's homemade bread for breakfast  eeek:
			
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				I have eaten my compulsory Barman's homemade bread for breakfast  eeek:
 
 My seed bread...  whistle:
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				Not the inedible, heavy basil bread?  Just don't tell him that you feel ill, he has plans to stuff you in the freezer. ;)
			
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				I have eaten my compulsory Barman's homemade bread for breakfast  eeek:
 
 My seed bread...  whistle:
 
 
 That will be the 'old tosser' loaf then. sick2:
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				I have eaten my compulsory Barman's homemade bread for breakfast  eeek:
 
 My seed bread...  whistle:
 
 
 That will be the 'old tosser' loaf then. sick2:
 
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 I hadn't thought of that connotation....  whistle:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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				 char048