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Title: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 12:48:27 PM
The horrors of this summer: crap weather, builders and no holiday (apart from the hippyfest  evil:) have had me quietly fantasising about a brief escape. After my mysterious illness (see elswhere) years ago I took off alone for some convalescent time to this island (see below).

I love Greece  cloud9:

A tiny island
A little harbour
Boats
A couple of tavernas
2 or 3 restaurants doing fresh fish and suchlike
Perfect weather
A nice hotel http://www.greeka.com/sporades/skyros/hotels/skyros-linaria-all.htm (http://www.greeka.com/sporades/skyros/hotels/skyros-linaria-all.htm)
All the time in the werld
Read, sleep and swim  cloud9: on my own little private beach





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I could do with some of that right now.

Where would you rather be?

Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2009, 12:54:30 PM
Volendam

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Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 12:56:22 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2009, 12:57:42 PM
Anywhere but here right now....... cry:

but some time alone, somewhere hot , with beautiful beaches, coves and harbours, gorgeous scenery , a really good book and great food would be most welcome on the prescription.
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 12:58:25 PM
You must come with me then  eveilgrin:

No chance of most of that in Cyprus  ::)
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2009, 01:02:13 PM
No chance  noooo:

The sound of the bike being revved in the garage at  6 am in the morning will need some direct action  evil:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 01:02:37 PM
Potato+exhaust pipe. Simples
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2009, 01:03:48 PM
Why?

Because I love Holland, I like the Dutch and Volendam has many happy memories. I have spent weeks there over the years and know good bars, good seafood eateries and places to stay. Also it is only a few hours drive into Amsterdam which is my favourite city.
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 01:05:12 PM
I had some nice times there (Skyros) alone then took Mrs Nick there before she was Mrs Nick and shagged her on that beach in the middle of the pic.

btw Google camera vans have just been past my house. I was chatting to the 5* MILF at the time  evil:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2009, 01:06:26 PM
Too much information....the beach stuff that is  eeek:

The being caught flirting ...that is just excellent  lol:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 01:07:10 PM
We were just, um, chatting like

And the beach shag was a long time ago  sad24:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2009, 01:07:59 PM
Your mouth may have been moving but your mind was certainly elsewhere  whistle:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2009, 01:10:57 PM
I remember many similar conversations with Mrs S#1 including one which she ended by saying "Well, if you are not having an affair you're thinking about having one!" shocked003 ~ How the f*ck do you counter that?
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 07, 2009, 01:31:28 PM
I had some nice times there (Skyros) alone then took Mrs Nick there before she was Mrs Nick and shagged her on that beach in the middle of the pic.

btw Google camera vans have just been past my house. I was chatting to the 5* MILF at the time  evil:


She wasn't that good a Catholic girl then?  whistle:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2009, 01:39:32 PM
It's OK so long as you tell the priest all about it ~ apparently whistle:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2009, 01:45:24 PM
I notice that this thread has wandered off the beaten track.  ;)

I've been pondering this question and as Miss D wrote:

Anywhere but here right now.......

Time to get serious about giving up working in the City.
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2009, 01:58:58 PM
The problems with giving up working in the City are:
(i) You miss the "buzz" that you aren't even aware of once you have been there for a few years.
(ii) Pay rates elsewhere seem pitiful by comparison ~ although the costs of "going to work" are also lower but you don't notice that until at least a year later.
(iii) Wherever else you work you piss people off either because you have worked in the city or because you find them so slow.
(iv) You have to change your conversation mode to suit your new colleagues or they get even more pissed off with you than you are with them.
(v) Once you are "out" it is nigh on impossible to get back in and you will want to get back in.


The best answer is to make it a complete lifestyle change, not that I would recommend North Wales but that sort of idea.
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 02:02:26 PM
Another view from here. I spent 25 years in London and loved it but it drove me mad in the end (transport/traffic/parking). Mrs Nick commuted to Greenwich from Kingston on the S Circular or M25 (both equally frightful) and I spent my life on the A3  noooo: We sold the house there and moved oop North (Mrs Nick to a job admittedly - which is the main problem). Much bigger house for the same dosh, better quality of life (and schools) and when I go to London now I make time to wander, see films, friends and so on and get more use out if it than I did when I lived there (at least for the last ten years). Best of both worlds cloud9:

Rather be in Greece tho  evil:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 02:03:17 PM
I remember many similar conversations with Mrs S#1 including one which she ended by saying "Well, if you are not having an affair you're thinking about having one!" shocked003 ~ How the f*ck do you counter that?

Mrs Nick does that riff too. Weird  noooo:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2009, 02:06:13 PM
I remember many similar conversations with Mrs S#1 including one which she ended by saying "Well, if you are not having an affair you're thinking about having one!" shocked003 ~ How the f*ck do you counter that?

Mrs Nick does that riff too. Weird  noooo:

I swear they must be related. noooo:

If I hadn't met my Husband in Law I'd be certain you'd married my ex from the things you say.
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 02:09:50 PM
I werked with a woman (I use the term loosely) in London who was challenged in various ways:

Ginormous
Beard (ovarian cysts)  noooo:
False teeth
Brillo pad hair
Poor dress sense

But we got on well and had to work together a lot. Mrs Nick was CONVINCED we were having an affair  confused2:

I knew she was shagging someone who was blind  happy001

After I left there I worked with another woman (I truly prefer women to men as mates). I was barred from seeing her after hours (early years of marriage  noooo:). There have been more  noooo:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2009, 02:29:59 PM
TBH I ignored her and carried on as I wanted. Just had a row whenever we happened to meet in the house (which in the latter years was not often)
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 02:33:17 PM
TBH I ignored her and carried on as I wanted. Just had a row whenever we happened to meet in the house (which in the latter years was not often)
happy100
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2009, 02:42:02 PM
Meanwhile, back on topic, here would be nice:



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Lake Massaciuccoli, Italy
Spent a very pleasant few hours there recently.
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 02:43:27 PM
That is the trouble with cruises I spose. An hour here or there. Still if it's shite you don't have long to wait  happy088

I like Southwold too  cloud9:

and Walberswick  cloud9:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: barmisspah? on September 07, 2009, 04:14:04 PM
Anywhere warm & sunny but will settle for North Devon in a couple of weeks. cloud9:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Pastis on September 07, 2009, 04:37:13 PM
I can't find the pics I'd like to post (will try later) but:

? Cura?ao, Dutch Antilles - sun, snorkelling, beaches, biatches, fine fresh food, oh, and Snoops, it's Dutch  eyes:

? Tourettes-sur-Loup, just above Grasse in the Alpes Maritimes. A fine, hill top, mediaeval village which we renamed Swearing-sur-le-Bog. I rented a house there with some friends there many years ago and one of the chores I recall having great pleasure with was to trundle the 5 gallon glass carboy up to the vinicole for a refill. There were 3 pumps, just like a regular petrol station only they were named Blanc, Rouge and Ros?  lol:

"Alors, 25 litres de Ros? encore, Monsieur?"
"Oui, Gaston. Nous avons un soif diabolique aujourd'hui!"
"Pas de probleme, Monsieur Pastis. Ca fait 12 francs."


 cloud9:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2009, 05:06:16 PM
I have gone all wistful reading these posts  cloud9:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 07, 2009, 05:26:28 PM
Umm holiday.... cloud9:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2009, 05:29:14 PM
Do you have one planned Miss C - or are you joining the wistful club ????
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2009, 05:30:43 PM
The Perfect Answer

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That way I would get to do it all again ~ WooHoooo! What a ride!
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 05:36:52 PM
Quote
Tourettes-sur-Loup
  eeek:

The language must be frightful!
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Pastis on September 07, 2009, 05:45:43 PM
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Tourettes-sur-Loup
  eeek:

The language must be frightful!

Hence the renaming  ;)
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 05:55:30 PM
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Tourettes-sur-Loup
  eeek:

The language must be frightful!

Hence the renaming  ;)
redface:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Pirate on September 07, 2009, 07:55:17 PM
My perfect hideaway is my mousehole in Cyprus...but... you cant beat a good walk on Exmoor with a dog to keep you company. Stout walking stick with a roe deer antler head. No signal on the mobile. Excellent country pub...Bliss... cloud9:
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Just One More on September 08, 2009, 09:57:44 AM
Give me a small English Harbour any day, a proper pub, and a good restaaurant... job sorted

Mrs JOM and I are off this week. Yesterday was spent in the New Forest at Lymington, then Beauleiu anf Lyndhurst. Today we're heading out Chichester and as far East as we feel (Rye is always nice) and Thursday is likely to be Beer (the village) in Devon


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Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2009, 12:55:25 PM
Beer is lovely  cloud9: - the village not the brown stuff
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2009, 01:04:38 PM
We once considered taking a pub in Seaton (just up the road from Beer) but decided in favour of one elsewhere. Last time we went down there (last year) the pub was a Chinese Restaurant.  eeek:
Still a nice part of the world tho.
Title: Re: Perfect hideaways
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2009, 01:07:18 PM
Aaahh Seaton  - many happy summers there as a kiddy wink  cloud9: