The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on September 04, 2009, 04:25:06 PM
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Do you remember those silly schoolboy jokes that one wrote on a piece of paper and asked someone unsuspecting to read out loud.
"Polish it behind the door" was one and I also remember "Well Oil Beef Hooked"
Very third form I know but hilarious when you are that age.
Got any more?
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All too soon I fear I will noooo:
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Two parrots were sitting on a perch, one turned to the other and said 'can you smell fish' silly I know but it makes me giggle like a school girl. noooo:
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I remember that one lol:
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lol: lol:
YES! That's the sort of thing.
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Two parrots were sitting on a perch, one turned to the other and said 'can you smell fish' silly I know but it makes me giggle like a school girl. noooo:
By god that made me laugh. ;D
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, red?
A nun being run over on a pedestrian crossing.
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Q. What's brown and come steaming out of Cows backwards?
A. A Red Funnel Ferry
It really works better if you say it because we all know that Cowes has an e in it but would ruin the pun if written correctly.
This joke was very big in Southampton where of course the Red Funnel Ferry is the known link to Cowes, IoW.
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Quote from Mission Impossible
"I'm looking for Mike Hunt. He's my brother. Now tell me where Mike Hunt is, or I'll blow your fucking head off"!
I think there was a similar line in Top Gun
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The Groundsman at Lord's Cricket Ground is (and has been for some years) one Mick Hunt. Everyone on the radio "TMS" team is very careful with that and all are scrupulously careful to refer to him as Mick but one of the Aussie commentators who they imported for the recent Ashes series made the classic error during his "between overs link" and referred to Mike Hunt. Whether he'd been set up or was just bloody silly I don't know but the commentary box exploded with laughter. lol:
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Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper! drumroll:
That one doesn't work written down either... noooo:
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What's brown and sticky... a stick
Two fish in a tank, one said to the other, "can you drive this thing"
Two snakes chatting in the zoo, "here, are we them snakes that squeeze people until their eyeballs go bang, or are we the ones that bite people and poison them?"
"I dont know... why?"
"I've just bit my bloody tongue"
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Boy is sent to the shops by his mum, goes into the bakers & asks for a brown loaf & a white loaf. Baker says 'Sorry we've only got white left' boy replies 'That's ok I've got my bike outside'.
Don't know why but it still makes me laugh
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Would this fit here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWFypHb48k&eurl=http://dizzythinks.net/&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWFypHb48k&eurl=http://dizzythinks.net/&feature=player_embedded)
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No... noooo:
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Where then?
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I think you should have kept that one to yourself like... whistle:
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cry:
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happy100