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Title: Tenant chess
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2009, 02:34:28 PM
Right. I have had three tenants in my 2 bedroom flat for three years. Two of them, a married couple, are leaving. Their son is staying. He is moving in 2 more people.

OK?

One is a bloke of his own age.
The other is bloke's mother.

Question: What the fook are the sleeping arrangements?  rubschin:

Explanation 1:

Incest

Explanation 2:

Gays and mum

BUT

When I was there on Friday one of the lads' girlfriends was there  rubschin:

Explanation 3

Bisexuals

Explanation 4

Menage a trois/quatre

Frankly I don't give a stuff as long as they pay the rent, but the disposition of bodies and beds troubles me somehow  confused2:
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Pirate on August 30, 2009, 05:48:39 PM
The boy is shagging his mates mum. simples
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2009, 06:21:13 PM
 doh:
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 30, 2009, 06:56:06 PM
Get BM to send you the spy camera set-up from Miss Ds his guest room, then you will know for sure.
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Snoopy on August 30, 2009, 07:45:28 PM
Good plan DS ~ here's a better one. Speak to your old mate Snoopy who has just such an item doing nothing in his garage. I am also available for installations but I must warn you that whilst it isn't illegal for me to provide the equipment it certainly is for you to use it.

Well I did used to be "in the trade"  whistle:
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 30, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
Good plan DS ~ here's a better one. Speak to your old mate Snoopy who has just such an item doing nothing in his garage. I am also available for installations but I must warn you that whilst it isn't illegal for me to provide the equipment it certainly is for you to use it.

Well I did used to be "in the trade"  whistle:

Things have moved on a bit since then.

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Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 31, 2009, 06:09:12 PM
Who cares? What people do in the privacy of their own home (even if rented) is their business.

As long as they don't damage the furniture and fittings.
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2009, 06:14:18 PM
I agree, I just keep speculating!  rubschin:
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 31, 2009, 06:15:29 PM
Ask them.
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2009, 06:19:41 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Pastis on August 31, 2009, 06:27:46 PM
Hidden cameras!  eeek:



 rubschin:
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2009, 06:29:15 PM
That could get one into trouble  angel1
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 31, 2009, 06:33:47 PM
Seriously, ask them. After all what do you care what they think about you?
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2009, 06:34:34 PM
Even I am not that rude!  angel1
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 31, 2009, 06:41:02 PM
Then you're not going to know then.  ::)
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2009, 06:41:53 PM
That's why I keep mulling it over, like  ::)
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 31, 2009, 06:59:16 PM
Seriously, ask them. After all what do you care what they think about you?

Quite so.

They have inevitably got you down as a nutter anyway, nothing will change.
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2009, 07:06:14 PM
 shocked003
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2009, 07:20:04 AM
You have 2 bedrooms but also a living room presuambly and that is most often used as a bedroom in such circumstances.

I am sure everything is above board and they are just trying to save costs what with the exorbitent rents some landlords charge these days  whistle:
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2009, 07:20:36 AM
My terms are very reasonable  angel1
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2009, 07:22:26 AM
They are at it for sure...  eyes:
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2009, 07:28:29 AM
Such cynical , corrupted minds  noooo:

2 boys with a live- in cleaner, cook and pocket money supplier  with a very liberal mind who will also share the rent. It will only be a short term solution - she will have to go eventually but I am sure it will be fine and above board  8)
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2009, 10:25:24 AM
Such cynical , corrupted minds  noooo:

2 boys with a live- in cleaner, cook and pocket money supplier  with a very liberal mind who will also share the rent. It will only be a short term solution - she will have to go eventually but I am sure it will be fine and above board  8)

So innocent. . . .
Title: Re: Tenant chess
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2009, 10:26:16 AM
Tis my middle name  angel1