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Title: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 24, 2009, 11:55:46 AM: A report of a theft of cash (a sizable sum) from a desk drawer in the office. Reported to police who, to their credit, turned up mob-handed within about 15 minutes. Spent a couple of hours going through the circumstances with them and the guy that had the money stolen. Printing weekend access reports, speaking to staff who were in at the weekend etc, etc, etc. Even had the pedestal dusted for fingerprints!

Unfortunately the chap had left the keys in the drawer over the weekend. doh: spoke to insurance broker noooo:

Banghead Banghead
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Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 12:03:21 PM: Of course you would leave a load of cash in such a safe place wouldn't you...? ::)
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Post by: Uncle Mort on August 24, 2009, 12:05:07 PM: You would think so... noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 25, 2009, 09:32:07 AM: A visit from internal audit.....some malicious sod has claimed one of my officers has been fraudulent...I am not allowed to inform him but had to go through everything and he has taken away a rucksack full of files and stuff eeek:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on August 25, 2009, 09:34:20 AM: Surely the officer will notice his files are missing?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 25, 2009, 09:41:26 AM: It is related to one case ( a difficult case though it may be ) and going on for 5 years ::) - so one week of the files not being there isn't going to make a huge difference noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on August 25, 2009, 09:48:55 AM: One can only hope it is the one who has been giving you problems eveilgrin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 25, 2009, 09:50:33 AM: It isn't noooo:

But I don't like him much I have to say whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on August 25, 2009, 09:51:13 AM: So many staffing problems could be solved this month then. whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 25, 2009, 09:54:19 AM: Or I may just do a Reggie Perrin whistle:
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Post by: Nick on August 25, 2009, 09:54:52 AM: I feel like that today too noooo:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2009, 03:55:51 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 25, 2009, 09:54:52 AM
I feel like that today too noooo:

What, dead?
Title: Re: Just what I didn't need when I got in this morning.
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2009, 04:29:12 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2009, 03:55:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 25, 2009, 09:54:52 AM
I feel like that today too noooo:

What, dead?
lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Nick on August 25, 2009, 04:29:57 PM: No! Like disappearing, jumping on a plane and going to live somewhere hot, like Cyprus
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Post by: Snoopy on August 25, 2009, 04:37:59 PM: With your colouring? ~ You'll look like a cooked lobster forever.
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Post by: Barman on August 25, 2009, 06:15:31 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 25, 2009, 04:29:57 PM
No! Like disappearing, jumping on a plane and going to live somewhere hot, like Cyprus
eeek: