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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Mr Happy on June 25, 2007, 10:09:26 PM

Title: Peas from a pod...
Post by: Mr Happy on June 25, 2007, 10:09:26 PM

As the curtain comes down...

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Blair when told there were no WMD's

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Henman charitably failing to win again

The similarities between these two are endless, both full of such promise a dozen or so years ago, talking a good game.  Spent five or six years looking like they may deliver only to fall at the final hurdle, offer a meek excuse then impregnate the Mrs to divert attention.

Both teamed up with Septic tanks and entered unwinnable battles and as time went on fell further from their target without so much as a glimpse of talent.  Their final years have been nothing short of a tour trying to tell everyone that they were great...

Great big failiures!

Title: Re: Peas from a pod...
Post by: Misunderstood on June 25, 2007, 11:43:21 PM

We certainly have a way of praising failure in this country,  earns bonuses too.

We've been doing it wrong all these years, I thought we were supposed to succeed...  surrender:

Title: Re: Peas from a pod...
Post by: Snoopy on June 26, 2007, 08:39:08 AM

Parrots with no teeth succeed.  drumroll:

Title: Re: Peas from a pod...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 26, 2007, 09:18:35 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on June 26, 2007, 08:39:08 AM

Parrots with no teeth succeed.  drumroll:

So all parrots succeed but never chew?

Title: Re: Peas from a pod...
Post by: Snoopy on June 26, 2007, 09:44:28 AM

Yeth

Title: Re: Peas from a pod...
Post by: Berek on June 26, 2007, 04:16:48 PM

Henman won  point:

Title: Re: Peas from a pod...
Post by: Snoopy on June 26, 2007, 04:22:46 PM

Quote from: Berek on June 26, 2007, 04:16:48 PM

Henman won  point:

Correction ~ Henman's opponent lost on a double fault.

Title: Re: Peas from a pod...
Post by: Mr Happy on June 26, 2007, 05:52:54 PM

Another small victory to raise expectations, a glorious feck up is moments away...