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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 11, 2009, 08:47:36 AM
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Is it just me, or is she always on holiday?
Anyhoo, what can possibly go wrong?
LL puts BM in charge of the cooking
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It is my year of being good to myself whistle:
After Septemeber I have no further trips planned anywhere .....may need to book something otherwise I will have nothing left to look forward to cry:
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I will be in the UK... whistle:
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Why do you suppose she is leaving the country? point:
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Precisely Snoops 8)
I understand he may be visiting near you tho - be worried. He is to become a travelling pod consultant whistle:
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I will be in the UK... whistle:
How do I go about claiming my fares back ...extenuating circumstances and all that eeek:
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I will be in the UK... whistle:
How do I go about claiming my fares back ...extenuating circumstances and all that eeek:
Claim temporary insanity when you booked.
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I will be in the UK... whistle:
How do I go about claiming my fares back ...extenuating circumstances and all that eeek:
Claim temporary insanity when you booked.
Temporary? rubschin:
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Oh DS - I thought we were kindred spirits sad24:
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I will be in the UK... whistle:
How do I go about claiming my fares back ...extenuating circumstances and all that eeek:
Claim temporary insanity when you booked.
Temporary? rubschin:
As ever you spot the flaw in my plan
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or more likely the paw in your flan whistle:
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or more likely the paw in your flan whistle:
drumroll:
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lol: lol: lol:
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evil:
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Popcorn:
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One more sleep! eveilgrin:
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She had me looking at the cost of flights to Cyprus last night whistle:
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She had me looking at the cost of flights to Cyprus last night whistle:
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I can see it now, Nick lands and Cyprus becomes the new Atlantis whistle:
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I can see it now, Nick lands and Cyprus becomes the new Atlantis whistle:
He'd have to arrive in a sea plane like... point:
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Maybe we could all go, make it into a VPers jolly jaunt out. Something along the lines of 50 go mental in Cyprus by Edna Blighter.
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Maybe we could all go, make it into a VPers jolly jaunt out. Something along the lines of 50 go mental in Cyprus by Edna Blighter.
I'll start making the beds...
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She had me looking at the cost of flights to Cyprus last night whistle:
And you said you were busy lol:
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Not too busy to have a peek at the intermong
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Not too busy to have a peek at the intermong
And what did the Intermong say?
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Quite cheap rubschin:
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Quite cheap rubschin:
Skool is back...
It was ?800 a couple of weeks ago... noooo:
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Maybe we could all go, make it into a VPers jolly jaunt out. Something along the lines of 50 go mental in Cyprus by Edna Blighter.
I'll start making the beds...
If you are going to make the beds I would go for cots with bars on the side you would have a better sense of control prolly. whistle:
Miss D is pretty handy with sandpaper allegedly. eeek:
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Maybe we could all go, make it into a VPers jolly jaunt out. Something along the lines of 50 go mental in Cyprus by Edna Blighter.
I'll start making the beds...
If you are going to make the beds I would go for cots with bars on the side you would have a better sense of control prolly. whistle:
rubschin:
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Cheap as chips it would seem:
Cheap Flight Finder
Cheapest flights to Paphos
Departing Date From
Glasgow Sun 18 Oct '09 ?91.99 ?
East Midlands Tue 17 Nov '09 ?57.99 ?
London Gatwick Sun 29 Nov '09 ?54.99 ?
Manchester Sun 31 Jan '10 ?52.99 ?
Birmingham Tue 27 Oct '09 ?79.99 ?
Prices are one-way and include taxes.
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?55 eh? rubschin:
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Sleezy jet offer to get you there for ?49 but it's dearer coming back.
TBH there is a bewildering array of offers and of course the further ahead you can book the cheaper the deal but no doubt there are last minute cheapos available if you can be flexible on which day you want to fly.
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I could go today like angel1
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Send me a postcard then ~ when you get there like.
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And some rock?
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Ooooooooo! That would be nice.
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See ya tomorrow then Nick cloud9:
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Let BM know for me!
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And some rock?
And a hard place?
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scared2:
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Everyone is welcome to visit us - especially if I'm not there cry:
Miss D must be VERY EXCITED now - BM obviously hasn't told her it's been pizzing with rain all today confused: Never mind the storms will prolly blow through and be all gone by the time Miss D gets there....
BM is in dafe mode because - as I explained to Miss D the other night during a girlie chat on the phone - I sillfully inject Bromide into his teabags so NOTHING will be rising in Cy for a little while evil:
Am very busy over her trying to sort out the house - now going on the market - have the first viewing this Monday....
Love to all xxxx
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Everyone is welcome to visit us - especially if I'm not there cry:
Miss D must be VERY EXCITED now - BM obviously hasn't told her it's been pizzing with rain all today confused: Never mind the storms will prolly blow through and be all gone by the time Miss D gets there....
BM is in dafe mode because - as I explained to Miss D the other night during a girlie chat on the phone - I sillfully inject Bromide into his teabags so NOTHING will be rising in Cy for a little while evil:
Am very busy over her trying to sort out the house - now going on the market - have the first viewing this Monday....
Love to all xxxx
Note to self : do not start on the Vino at 5pm - does not aid typing skills ::) ::) ::)
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Everyone is welcome to visit us - especially if I'm not there cry:
Miss D must be VERY EXCITED now - BM obviously hasn't told her it's been pizzing with rain all today confused: Never mind the storms will prolly blow through and be all gone by the time Miss D gets there....
BM is in dafe mode because - as I explained to Miss D the other night during a girlie chat on the phone - I sillfully inject Bromide into his teabags so NOTHING will be rising in Cy for a little while evil:
Am very busy over her trying to sort out the house - now going on the market - have the first viewing this Monday....
Love to all xxxx
Note to self : do not start on the Vino at 5pm - does not aid typing skills ::) ::) ::)
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My sister just called - she's DEFIANTLY on her way over for an evening visit
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My sister just called - she's DEFIANTLY on her way over for an evening visit
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My sister just called - she's DEFIANTLY on her way over for an evening visit
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I know, I know - X Factor at 7pm it will be scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Thing is my darling we all understand you perfectly well cloud9:.......the language of the vino it is the common language of the VP whistle:
Only just got the Brat off to her dad's so now to start packing noooo:
X factor eh lol:
xxxx
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Thing is my darling we all understand you perfectly well cloud9:.......the language of the vino it is the common language of the VP whistle:
Only just got the Brat off to her dad's so now to start packing noooo:
X factor eh lol:
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Don't forget all my stuff! cussing:
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ENJOY ENJOY ENJOY - but OF COURSE it would have been much more fun if I'd been there and NOT here cry:
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ENJOY ENJOY ENJOY - but OF COURSE it would have been much more fun if I'd been there and NOT here cry:
Of course... Liar:
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ENJOY ENJOY ENJOY - but OF COURSE it would have been much more fun if I'd been there and NOT here cry:
Absolutely...we shall organise some fun for when I return ;)
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Don't forget all my stuff! cussing:
As for your stuff takes up half my bloody suitcase. My large suitcase cussing:
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Don't forget all my stuff! cussing:
As for your stuff takes up half my bloody suitcase. My large suitcase cussing:
Get a larger suitcase... ::)
Crikey, you have to spell it out for them... noooo:
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If you are going to make the beds I would go for cots with bars on the side you would have a better sense of control prolly. whistle:
Dont worry Miss C, beds are too low to worry about BM hurting himself falling off one. whistle:
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Get a larger suitcase... ::)
Crikey, you have to spell it out for them... noooo:
Or just dump some of the stuff I don't need eveilgrin:
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Get a larger suitcase... ::)
Crikey, you have to spell it out for them... noooo:
Or just dump some of the stuff I don't need eveilgrin:
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Um... like towels and stuff I presume...? scared2:
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Get a larger suitcase... ::)
Crikey, you have to spell it out for them... noooo:
Or just dump some of the stuff I don't need eveilgrin:
You could always cut some ventilation holes in the water cooling system that would reduce the weight a little.... whistle:
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Get a larger suitcase... ::)
Crikey, you have to spell it out for them... noooo:
Or just dump some of the stuff I don't need eveilgrin:
You could always cut some ventilation holes in the water cooling system that would reduce the weight a little.... whistle:
doh:
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She had me looking at the cost of flights to Cyprus last night whistle:
Don't forget what happened the last time you got on a plane....
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She has gone to bed... I am playing with my new toys! eveilgrin:
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I am in my bedroom.....catching up on all my internet stuff....aaaah a house with a proper internet connection cloud9:
BM picked up my suitcase from the airport. Complained about the size of it ::) .
We arrived back and as I started to unpack his packages he scarpered. said help yourself to a glass of wine and you know where everything is noooo:
There are noises coming from the basement but I am investigating no further noooo:
Night
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She has gone to bed... I am playing with my new toys! eveilgrin:
Translation: Miss D has gone to bed to avoid the tantrums & 3 act drama of BM blowing his computer up when he buggers up the water cooling system whistle:
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Facebook here we come lol:
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I have just been there and I have a 'pooch smooch' WTF is one of those and why would anyone think I might want one? Shrugs:
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eeek:
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No not you Snoopy, hugs from you are fine. ;D
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Anyhoo, I wonder how the odd couple are getting on like
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I cant see those two posts... sad24:
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Put your specs on !
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I cant see those two posts... sad24:
Expect a bid from Man City.
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lol: lol: Normal service has been resumed.
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I bloody hope not censored:
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Now that I WOULD like to see whistle:
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Miss D is FAR tooooooooooooooooooo intelligent to get suckered into THAT role noooo: noooo:
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MISS Ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
What is going on over there - update please scared2: scared2: scared2:
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point:
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point:
Who to ?????????????????????
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You
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Now that I WOULD like to see whistle:
She refused... evil:
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LL - no fear . i am not getting on the back of the bike scared2:
All is well. Walked down to the village to pick up yet more parcels for BM and stopped for lunch in the square. watched the world go by for a couple of hours. As predicted LL the scandal has started lol:. " Yes I am just a friend" " No , LL is away in England not under the patio ". Apparently I am now to be found a nice Cypriot man scared2:
Been sunbathing this afternoon whilst BM pottered indoors Shrugs: - but tis very windy.
Have this BBQ tonight,
BM has been very well behaved although he does keep muttering under his breath when I ask for another drink rubschin:
All is clean and tidy at the house - he must have got a man in lol:
Hope you are ok - you are missed
xxx
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Apparently I am now to be found a nice Cypriot man
Popcorn:
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Apparently I am now to be found a nice Cypriot man
Popcorn:
The queue begins to form ... rubschin:
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Apparently I am now to be found a nice Cypriot man
Popcorn:
The queue begins to form ... rubschin:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
I imagine he may be the youngest of them noooo:
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Certainly the best looking, mind you BM says that he has lost weight recently.
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Certainly the best looking, mind you BM says that he has lost weight recently.
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I didn't know BM had a 'tache. whistle:
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Err my 'pooter is doing some very strange things, will try again. confused:
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Just don't go for the ?100,000.00 minimum Pancake Man Miss D noooo: noooo: noooo:
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whacky115
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whacky115
It's Wimmin code silly. ::)
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For...?
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No I'm am not ...................... cussing:
The ?100,000 Pancake Man is so called because he will dally with UK ladies emotions (whey hey) but only if they have a minmum of ?100,000 liquid assets available - so yar boo sucks Nickalodian
Plus he is bog ugly and tried to hit on me at a recent 'Cyprus Night' in the square but I cannily didn't tell him where I was sitting eyes:
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For...?
Gigolo
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No I'm am not ......................
No I'm am not ...................... what?
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No I'm am not ......................
No I'm am not ...................... what?
Looking for a Gigolo (yet)
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Do they have those in Windsor then?
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I think they prefer
Boateng boating.
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Just don't go for the ?100,000.00 minimum Pancake Man Miss D noooo: noooo: noooo:
OMG !!! - I have heard about him yesterday from BM . I soooooooooooooooooooo want to see what this man looks like . WOuld it be ok to use your spare change pot in the kitchen ;)
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Just don't go for the ?100,000.00 minimum Pancake Man Miss D noooo: noooo: noooo:
OMG !!! - I have heard about him yesterday from BM . I soooooooooooooooooooo want to see what this man looks like . WOuld it be ok to use your spare change pot in the kitchen ;)
Oh, you're up then...? ::)
No, it bloody wouldn't be okay to use the spare change pot to cover pancake man's fees! evil:
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Morning.... lol:
Not even enough change to buy a pancake - allowing me to survey the situation, the degree of ugliness of the man , the comedy factor in saving ?100k to 'be' with him and also actually assessing the quality of his pancakes whistle:
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So, how ugly?
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So, how ugly?
Yes, on a scale from Ken Dodd to Jabba the Hutt, where would you place him?
The Pancake Pleasurer I mean, not BM.
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I haven't seen the pancake tosser yet.....hope to at some point today or tomorrow. Will then provide a comprehensive Miss D ugly rating with full explanation as to the reasons why lol:
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A picture would do ::)
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A picture would do ::)
A rating and a picture.
I may consider offering my services to the WI.
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A picture would do ::)
I think, to be fair to other pub attendees, a picture of Pancake Man and the lovely Miss D is in order .... BM you have a mission !!!!
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A picture would do ::)
I think, to be fair to other pub attendees, a picture of Pancake Man and the lovely Miss D is in order .... BM you have a mission !!!!
A woman scorned . . . . .
Popcorn:
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A picture would do ::)
I think, to be fair to other pub attendees, a picture of Pancake Man and the lovely Miss D is in order .... BM you have a mission !!!!
I think they'll only want a picture of pancake man LL - why ruin a good shot ;D
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She has a point. BM would have to stand a long way back to get them both in the frame
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scared:
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Are you watching Dr Who?
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She has a point. BM would have to stand a long way back to get them both in the frame
Don't worry - I'm on a starvation diet here. BM went out to play on his motorbike when his friend asked if he was coming out today eeek: . Miss D whilst relaxing by the pool did not want to be presumptious and go rummaging through the fridge etc when lunchtime came and went.
BM returned after his bike ride .....said he had a great time etc. Sat down by pool and fell asleep noooo:
A hour or so later Miss D politely enquires if BM is not hungry yet as both have only had 1 slice of toast so far today.
Shame on the man - he and his friend had stopped off for lunch and filled their boots evil:
I went and made myself another slice of toast. sad24:
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Eat goat, you know it makes sense
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. . . he and his friend had stopped off for lunch and filled their boots
Another odd Cypriot custom?
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So quiz night last night eeek:
Have you ever met a more competitive bunch of people in your life eeek:. This is the stuff reputations are made and ruined on.
So we get to the place and BM's friends have decided they are going to have girl and boy teams tonight eeek:. There are prolly about 8 or 10 teams in total. and 8 rounds noooo:
The heckling begins and the name calling scared2:
Standard stuff until one of the feckin rounds was based on , and I kid you not , the telecommunications industry noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Do you think the quiz master used to work for them by any chance evil:
Anyway BM's team cheated and copied one of our answers so even tho our teams were both declared joint second , the ladies team have the moral victory whistle:
feckin telecommunications industry noooo: noooo: noooo:
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We didn't copy your answer... ::)
You were all sooo excited and shouting "Rose" at each other it was almost impossible not to read it on your lips! point:
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Looks like they went out for the day.
What could possibly go wrong?
Popcorn:
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We've just got back in... what a day... Miss D navigating - we got lost of course... noooo:
Out tonight with the next door neighbours... Scottish...
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You let a gerl read a map? eeek:
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We've just got back in... what a day... Miss D navigating - we got lost of course... noooo:
Out tonight with the next door neighbours... Scottish...
Don't get lost ~ it's a long way to Scotland ::)
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We did not get lost...I wanted to go up those mountains whistle:
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Given the size of the island and the length of time your host has lived there it is astonishing that he could possibly get lost. noooo:
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We weren't exactly on proper roads like some of the time....off roading I believe they call it eeek:
Have to say scenery was lovely though (outside the vehicle of course whistle: )
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I see ~ pissed was he?
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Given the size of the island and the length of time your host has lived there it is astonishing that he could possibly get lost. noooo:
That's what he thought, until he had Miss D bossing him about. Poor chap got muddled
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I hope you were wearing seat belts; you can get tossed all over the place off road ;)
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I hope you were wearing seat belts; you can get tossed all over the place off road ;)
I was holding on and applying my invisible brakes which I was politely reminded were not on my side redface:
Had a top night last night and might have consumed 1 or 2 drinks . The 'boys' were giving disparaging looks to the 'girls' - but hey we had a great time whistle:
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Oh my head... noooo:
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My head is fine angel1
Sun is shining a bit too brightly for BM this morning lol: and he has yet another day of taking me out and about to look forward to . Poor sod whistle:
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Water park today... all those steps... noooo:
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and bikinis eyes:
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and bikinis eyes:
Oh yes... eyes: and cloud9:
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Sooo you weren't being a good host and giving Miss D your undivided attention....tut tut noooo:
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Sooo you weren't being a good host and giving Miss D your undivided attention....tut tut noooo:
I beat her six nil on the mat race tho! cloud9:
What more could a girl want...? rubschin:
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Sooo you weren't being a good host and giving Miss D your undivided attention....tut tut noooo:
I beat her six nil on the mat race tho! cloud9:
What more could a girl want...?
Mat race you say?
rubschin:
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Sooo you weren't being a good host and giving Miss D your undivided attention....tut tut noooo:
noooo:
I was not 'allowed' to win any races.
The 1st won we went on ,he said as we were climbing the stairs, "remember we are a long way from home , I have the car keys and I like to win " Or words to that effect lol:
What's a girl to do noooo:
He had plenty to keep him occupied during the day and will no doubt be writing a thesis on Bikini's and their functional vs aesthetic qualities whistle:
He convinced me to go on some really dark, enclosed slide thing and said it's not that bad eeek: - then proceeded to pee himself laughing as Miss D screamed the whole way down sad24:
He bought me an ice cream to compensate for my distress eveilgrin:
By way of an update have now also seen ugliest pancake tosser in town. Would get a 7 out of 10 on the ugly stick barometer and will try and take a picture to canvass your views.
Today is some more sight seeing , lunch in the harbour area, a swim in the sea this afternoon and then home to get changed and out on the lash tonight cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Will Sunday never come...? surrender:
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Nice to see you youngsters having so much fun. ;D
What exactly is a mat race? Is it like a rug race?
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Sooo you weren't being a good host and giving Miss D your undivided attention....tut tut noooo:
noooo:
I was not 'allowed' to win any races.
The 1st won we went on ,he said as we were climbing the stairs, "remember we are a long way from home , I have the car keys and I like to win " Or words to that effect lol:
What's a girl to do noooo:
He had plenty to keep him occupied during the day and will no doubt be writing a thesis on Bikini's and their functional vs aesthetic qualities whistle:
He convinced me to go on some really dark, enclosed slide thing and said it's not that bad eeek: - then proceeded to pee himself laughing as Miss D screamed the whole way down sad24:
He bought me an ice cream to compensate for my distress eveilgrin:
By way of an update have now also seen ugliest pancake tosser in town. Would get a 7 out of 10 on the ugly stick barometer and will try and take a picture to canvass your views.
Today is some more sight seeing , lunch in the harbour area, a swim in the sea this afternoon and then home to get changed and out on the lash tonight cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
BM is making pancakes for you?
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It was this one DS
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BM is making pancakes for you?
noooo:
He can just about stretch to toast whistle:
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It was this one DS
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Thank you for the explanation. I had completely the wrong idea.
It looks like lots of fun. For a spectator
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"Once again, Barman streaks away from Miss D bringing the score to six nil"
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Did she get wedged?
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"Once again, Barman streaks away from Miss D bringing the score to six nil"
Speed is not everything whistle:
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Did she get wedged?
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No - Lane 6 was specially adapted lol:
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Sooo you weren't being a good host and giving Miss D your undivided attention....tut tut noooo:
noooo:
I was not 'allowed' to win any races.
The 1st won we went on ,he said as we were climbing the stairs, "remember we are a long way from home , I have the car keys and I like to win " Or words to that effect lol:
What's a girl to do noooo:
He had plenty to keep him occupied during the day and will no doubt be writing a thesis on Bikini's and their functional vs aesthetic qualities whistle:
He convinced me to go on some really dark, enclosed slide thing and said it's not that bad eeek: - then proceeded to pee himself laughing as Miss D screamed the whole way down sad24:
He bought me an ice cream to compensate for my distress eveilgrin:
By way of an update have now also seen ugliest pancake tosser in town. Would get a 7 out of 10 on the ugly stick barometer and will try and take a picture to canvass your views.
Today is some more sight seeing , lunch in the harbour area, a swim in the sea this afternoon and then home to get changed and out on the lash tonight cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Miss D are you quite sure he said lash and not leash, I would check very carefully if I were you. noooo:
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I dislocated my shoulder on this one... sad24:
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He was showing off ::)
Miss C - I have just checked and it is definitely lash ....we have drinking buddies in attendance as well so no fear in case he is dyslexic like whistle:
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I couldn't swing a lash with my poorly shoulder... noooo:
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You had better just stay at home then.
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It's a slight twinge ::)
Was soon forgotten about when his next door neighbour fired up his motorbike this morning and BM's bottom lip starts quivering as he wants to go and play noooo:
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He was showing off ::)
Miss C - I have just checked and it is definitely lash ....we have drinking buddies in attendance as well so no fear in case he is dyslexic like whistle:
Excellent news Miss D I will be able to rest easy in my bed tonight now. razz:
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He was showing off ::)
Miss C - I have just checked and it is definitely lash ....we have drinking buddies in attendance as well so no fear in case he is dyslexic like whistle:
Excellent news Miss D I will be able to rest easy in my bed tonight now.
Not all good then?
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noooo: but then it never is.
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Barman will be with you shortly....he is just trying to stop the ringing in his head, get the sand out of his mouth and stop the dizzyness.
Think he may have had one or two too many last night. whistle: I on the other hand feel fine cloud9:
His friends may also be in a similar way this morning...they were saying nice things about him last night. They must have been trollied noooo:
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Barman will be with you shortly....he is just trying to stop the ringing in his head, get the sand out of his mouth and stop the dizzyness.
Think he may have had one or two too many last night. whistle: I on the other hand feel fine cloud9:
His friends may also be in a similar way this morning...they were saying nice things about him last night. They must have been trollied noooo:
Are you sure they were his "friends"? I'd be more impressed if he introduced you to his enemies. whistle:
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They might not be over friendly this morning. He has just rung them to ask how they are and they are still in bed , claiming they are at death's door and asking when I am going home cry:
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They might not be over friendly this morning. He has just rung them to ask how they are and they are still in bed , claiming they are at death's door and asking when I am going home cry:
They're prolly organising a send-off party whistle:
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Oh my head... noooo:
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MORNING BM
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So Miss D will be returning to Engerlund this evening cry: cry: cry:
I have had the most splendiferous week and without wanting to be too nice , as that would never do noooo: , BM has been extremely tolerant and patient and an excellent chauffeur, although the fluffy pink dice hanging from the mirror do get a tad annoying after a while noooo:
I have met some lovely people and had some of the best nights out I have had in a long, long time.
So a public thank you from me and normal piss taking service will be resumed tomorrow.
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Ahhhhhh..... redface:
Thanks Miss D....
Mornin' Nick...
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Fluffy dice! noooo:
Another image of ex-patriot good taste shattered.
Please don't tell me there are china ducks on the wall and a painting of that blue Malay woman.
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Fluffy dice! noooo:
Another image of ex-patriot good taste shattered.
Please don't tell me there are china ducks on the wall and a painting of that blue Malay woman.
No... we have that tennis playing bird like... eyes:
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She has left her watch... rubschin:
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A good excuse to return in a few weeks to collect it then whistle:
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A good excuse to return in a few weeks to collect it then whistle:
scared2:
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She has left her watch... rubschin:
Her timekeeping wil be like Mrs Nicks now. noooo:
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Perhaps it was an excuse to buy herself a new one in duty free like...? rubschin:
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So Miss D will be returning to Engerlund this evening cry: cry: cry:
I have had the most splendiferous week and without wanting to be too nice , as that would never do noooo: , BM has been extremely tolerant and patient and an excellent chauffeur, although the fluffy pink dice hanging from the mirror do get a tad annoying after a while noooo:
I have met some lovely people and had some of the best nights out I have had in a long, long time.
So a public thank you from me and normal piss taking service will be resumed tomorrow.
'Twas good to meet you Miss D.............. would have liked to have been with you on another one of those evenings out, but off to 'ole Blighty it was for me!!!! sad24:
I'm off to stay with LL for a few days soon.... perhaps we should all hit the town??
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You escaped then Tinkerbell
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You escaped then Tinkerbell
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Presumably woke up in a sand box lol: lol:
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A good excuse to return in a few weeks to collect it then whistle:
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No fears BM - you can keep it as a souvenir . It is prolly worth about ?2.50. As you know there is nothing expensive about me lol:
Tinks - a girls night out ...Yeah cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: .....it is ages since I've had a drink and made a fool of myself redface:
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A good excuse to return in a few weeks to collect it then whistle:
scared2:
No fears BM - you can keep it as a souvenir . It is prolly worth about ?2.50. As you know there is nothing expensive about me lol:
Tinks - a girls night out ...Yeah cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: .....it is ages since I've had a drink and made a fool of myself redface:
char048
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He's jealous! point:
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He's jealous! point:
I am not! evil: