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Title: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Berek on June 25, 2007, 05:22:19 PM

anyone had a moment like that ?

A few years ago I was looking after a parapliegic chap, he had a fungal infection in the gonad area and I used to spray "Daktarin" on it after a wash. Anyway, one day I accidently picked up a can of antiperspirant by mistake.

You should have heard him scream..

and sure enough, we now look back and laugh... whistle:

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2007, 05:26:32 PM

What a fascinating insight into the "Life of Berek"

Dear Diary,
Today I set fire to a patient's bollox ~ my how we laughed.
Maybe I'll try it on Nick next time I see him. Then again perhaps he has tried it for himself.

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Mr Happy on June 25, 2007, 06:30:07 PM

Quote from: Berek on June 25, 2007, 05:22:19 PM

anyone had a moment like that ?

A few years ago I was looking after a parapliegic chap, he had a fungal infection in the gonad area and I used to spray "Daktarin" on it after a wash. Anyway, one day I accidently picked up a can of antiperspirant by mistake.

You should have heard him scream..

and sure enough, we now look back and laugh... whistle:

Sounds better than what it looks like you have planned for the guy in your avatar!

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2007, 09:25:31 AM

When I was in hospital many years ago the old boy in the bed next to me was wheeled off to X-Ray while still connected to the bed with a catheter in his dick.  shocked003

I can laugh at his screams of agony now but I still involuntarily clutch myself when I think of it?  redface:

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2007, 11:41:24 AM

I once set fire to my own nose! That hurt. But I don't look back and laugh, now I  come to think of it

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: GROWLER on June 27, 2007, 11:52:58 AM

Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2007, 11:41:24 AM

I once set fire to my own nose! That hurt. But I don't look back and laugh, now I  come to think of it

Too bloody mean to get some nasal hair clippers ey? ::)

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2007, 12:07:20 PM

Not far off actually. All else having failed with pesky nasal hairs the application of a match seemd like an interesting experiment. Not one to repeat though cry:

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2007, 12:11:49 PM

I shaved my tongue with an electric razor once ? that?s one not to be repeated?  evil:

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: GROWLER on June 27, 2007, 12:17:05 PM

Quote from: Barman on June 27, 2007, 12:11:49 PM

I shaved my tongue with an electric razor once ? that?s one not to be repeated?  evil:

Figures.
How's the hairy palms these days MR WOLF? scared2:

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2007, 12:17:21 PM

You had hairs growing on your tongue? eeek:

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2007, 12:25:11 PM

Quote from: Nick on June 27, 2007, 12:17:21 PM

You had hairs growing on your tongue? eeek:

No...  redface:

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2007, 12:31:06 PM

 :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Bar Wench on June 27, 2007, 01:14:17 PM

I ran through the closed side of a plate glass window. I don't look back and laugh about it.  eeek:

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2007, 01:22:31 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on June 27, 2007, 01:14:17 PM

I ran through the closed side of a plate glass window. I don't look back and laugh about it.  eeek:

If you hadn't looked back, you wouldn't have run into it in the first place. Banghead

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Bar Wench on June 27, 2007, 01:23:28 PM

Exactly what the doctor said!

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2007, 01:27:16 PM

Quote from: Bar Wench on June 27, 2007, 01:23:28 PM

Exactly what the doctor said!

There you go then, professional advice for nothing.

I must leave you alone again now. I have some fencing contractors to criticise. evil:

Title: Re: " One day you'll look back and laugh "
Post by: Snoopy on June 27, 2007, 01:28:05 PM

I've just got back from overseeing a plumber  evil: evil: