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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Mrs TG on August 08, 2009, 04:27:30 PM
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I Thought with you all missing me so much over last few months due to my lack of coming in pub due to still being in poverty land. I thought i would pop in an have a tap water, and tell you it now only 265 days to my daughters posh wedding up in South Wales, and i know all us ladies love a good wedding so any hints and tips and need some advice on getting a mother of bride outfit, (when it can be afforded if ever!)
NO MEN COMMENTS IF THEY CANT BE NICE OR HELPFUL.... noooo:
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Ooooohhh a good wedding cloud9:
Is it to be a Churchy do ?
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It seems apt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQRfBAzSzo
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Yep a nice little welsh church..hang on i will send a pic...
cant wait....!!!
http://www.parishofllantrisant.org.uk/_st_davids_miskin.html
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Had to edit to make the picture work ~ Looks nice.
Married twice but never in church. Too expensive. Eldest daughter had big church do ~ cost me an arm and a leg.
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It does look lovely ...... cloud9:
When I got married I did the 'I don't want a fuss' ( or expense ) thing - prolly a good job now redface:
So we did the go abroad option ( beach on Caribbean ) - very lovely tho cloud9:
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It does look lovely ...... cloud9:
When I got married I did the 'I don't want a fuss' ( or expense ) thing - prolly a good job now redface:
So we did the go abroad option ( beach on Caribbean ) - very lovely tho cloud9:
until, unfortunately, he was eaten by a shark. Fortunately I had insured him cloud9:
I even got a discount off the Reception cloud9:
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shutup: shutup:
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Have you heard about my scar?
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You must have so many, what with Mrs TG being the way she is, like noooo:
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No, pray do tell...
Popcorn:
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One of my friends makes hats, she's just been featured in a bridal magazine.
Sarah Jane Croke. If you google her it comes up with a site called teamwedding.co.uk which has everything on it. Have a look
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One of my friends has just started her own cake making business cloud9: - tis early days so big discounts on new commissions - are all extremely yummy cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Except if you want to ruin a cake and put marzipan on it noooo:
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I think TG is making the cake from 10 of those Tesco mixy things in bags. Just add an egg, oil and water. Hey presto: GLOOP!
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Or Yorkshire Puds .... cloud9:
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Marzipan cloud9: cloud9:
Actually I think a sponge cake is much better than a fruit cake, it's not so heavy.
For a wedding that is, for normal eating give me a fruit cake any day. Talking of cake reminds me, anyone heard how Growler is ?
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Suffering from Morrisons completely arbitrary and wrongful withdrawal of Crimbo cake for the summer period I should think.
Miss the old bugger I must say.
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One of my friends makes hats, she's just been featured in a bridal magazine.
Sarah Jane Croke. If you google her it comes up with a site called teamwedding.co.uk which has everything on it. Have a look
Thanks for that i will have a look.... eyes:
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I know a nice cake shop angel1
anyhoo...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1205563/Couple-avoid-wedding-debts-tying-knot-just-1-000--holding-reception-garage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1205563/Couple-avoid-wedding-debts-tying-knot-just-1-000--holding-reception-garage.html)
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Don't know if your daughter has booked a disco/music for the 'do' but these guys did my sons 30th birthday party last weekend & they were outstanding.
virtualdj - you can find them on Facebook.
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I hate a disco! evil:
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Marzipan is a food of wrongness. sick2:
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whacky115
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Marzipan is a food of wrongness. sick2:
worthy:
Absolutely agree
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I hate a disco! evil:
They also provide 'live music' where required !
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Don't listen to Nick - he's not invited anyway whistle:
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oooooooooo only 6 months and 30 days....... lol:
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I make that 7 months then ;)
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My son has just booked his for the 3rd September next year, & my nephew gets married at the end of May - major expense coming I fear !!
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I fear my besty friend may be getting engaged at Christmas .......he has dropped major hints...or so she thinks scared2:
She will be so gutted if this does not happen
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I've just completed, this week, the designs for a friend's wedding invites, reception invites, table seating etc etc... my wedding gift if you like angel1
Only 6 redesigns and changes of wording noooo:
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So if you charged by the hour ( or part thereof ::) ) I would assume this would equate to one of the most expensive wedding presents you have ever given lol:
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Too bloody right it would sad24:
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happy100
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Well give us a look then! Obviously blur out names etc.
Mother Wench is starting to drop weddings into conversations again. Think she is feeling a hankering for a hat purchase. scared2: Granny Wench has also been mentioning it again of late.
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"Unsupported file format" Banghead
Will try later.
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Well give us a look then! Obviously blur out names etc.
Mother Wench is starting to drop weddings into conversations again. Think she is feeling a hankering for a hat purchase. scared2: Granny Wench has also been mentioning it again of late.
Just take them out for lunch and hat-shopping. It will be cheaper and less traumatic all round.
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I tried that. Apparently large amount of flowers, place cards, a church and mass family gathering are required. noooo:
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5 months and 10 days now....not long till getting the outfit ....get working hard tg i need a lot of dosh... point:
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As it only now 98 days away from the big day. Thought i wud now keep you informed...sure you all be very interested.
well next weekend tg is getting taken to town...M & S to look for his wedding suit, any suggestions on colours etc?
he is really looking forward to this... point:
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rubschin:
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or
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Just suggestions like lol:
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rubschin:
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or
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Just suggestions like lol:
sure tg wud like the top one..
an sure that bottom pic is his bottom anyway....interesting...
he could wear a welsh kilt.... lol:
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what you think of this? dont think they sell em in m&s though.....
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I think he'll need eye holes in the mask like BM's bucket rubschin:
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Bucket for hire!
Special rates for VP members per hour (or part thereof).... whistle:
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Don't make him wear a suit. He will look out of place in Wales. And make sure your outfit is stain resistant.
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Has got my outfit..and today got my shoes from good ole m&s 39.50 which i though was really good..Tg not so happy about that.....bloody men...
this is my daugters wedding gota look good, i bet LL shoes where treble that.....cos she a classy lady..
9 weeks today .. eyes:......
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I am oddly reminded of Porgy and Bess rubschin:
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I am oddly reminded of Porgy and Bess rubschin:
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Have you seen any of the "Don't Tell The Bride" tv progs?
Wonderful stuff.
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Has got my outfit..and today got my shoes from good ole m&s 39.50 which i though was really good..Tg not so happy about that.....bloody men...
this is my daugters wedding gota look good, i bet LL shoes where treble that.....cos she a classy lady..
9 weeks today .. eyes:......
Shrugs:
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Have you seen any of the "Don't Tell The Bride" tv progs?
Wonderful stuff.
Oh yes......and don't the men invest heavily on the stag nights and hardly any on their future wife's hen night
What always startles me is that most of the women seem complete control freaks ( prompt for all the blokes in here to say that is the norm ::) ) and how can the blokes possibly not have a clue what they want. Surely they talk about this before they contact the producers of the show rubschin:
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Have you seen any of the "Don't Tell The Bride" tv progs?
Wonderful stuff.
Oh yes......and don't the men invest heavily on the stag nights and hardly any on their future wife's hen night
What always startles me is that most of the women seem complete control freaks ( prompt for all the blokes in here to say that is the norm ::) ) and how can the blokes possibly not have a clue what they want. Surely they talk about this before they contact the producers of the show rubschin:
The blokes aren't concentrating ~ they are too busy trying to come up with a plausible excuse to call it all off.
Seriously I have never watched it but from my own experience I can assure you that I had no stag nights, no-one had any hen nights and the whole prospect filled me with foreboding. I have never understood the fuss and commotion that goes with weddings and I never shall. I do accept that it is seen as "The Brides Big Day" and if she and her chums want to look stupid then they'd best get on with it.
Answer me this ~ why do hoooooge gerls all think they can wear strapless frocks with their great fat arms on show?
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I went to one wedding where the bride had a fecking great zit (all yellow and pus filled) in the middle of her bare back. Her father forked out several thousands so that his ugly daughter could display her spots?
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Here's another one ~ and why is the groom dressed up like a 19th century pox doctor's clerk?
EH?
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I have to organise a hen weekend for my mate who is getting married in December noooo:
Suggestions on a postcard please rubschin:
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From what I've seen of hen nights you might just as well sit her on the Town Hall steps with a large sign saying "Free Shag ~ one night only, Special offer"
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No fat arms, no zits whistle:
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shocked003
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I think the necklace is a bit much lol:
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The Jewish Goirl at the front has a zit on her nose!
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You know, I never even noticed the necklace.... or the nice girl in white in the background whistle:
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I have to organise a hen weekend for my mate who is getting married in December noooo:
Suggestions on a postcard please rubschin:
Long weekend in Cyprus c/o BM
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rubschin:
He'd hate it eveilgrin:
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rubschin:
He'd hate it eveilgrin:
Sounds like a plan then. ;)
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Here's several hundredweight of fun.
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What were they thinking of? noooo:
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Is it the girls or 'weddings ' that you have an issue with Snoops whistle:
Surely this much bile against bingo wings is slightly out of proportion lol:
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I am against people donning inappropriate clothing thus making themselves look bloody stupid and then paying out a fortune to have all their friends and rellies see them looking that way. To compound the felony they then get some pillock along to take photographs of it and post them on the internet.
Perhaps because I am old enough to remember when our Senior members of Government went about in Top Hats, Tails and striped trousers that I also question why ordinary people now want to make themselves look like that.
This one looks like a total arse
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I have to organise a hen weekend for my mate who is getting married in December noooo:
Suggestions on a postcard please rubschin:
Long weekend in Cyprus c/o BM
eeek:
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If BM does not wish to be surrounded by hordes of rampant women for along weekend I can recommend Liverpool. I have spare beds and a shed angel1
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Liverpool rubschin:
Not exactly exotic is it noooo:
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Famous for its clubs, river, shopping, Beatles stuff, um, clubs, pubs, um clubs. um etc.
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If BM does not wish to be surrounded by hordes of rampant women for along weekend I can recommend Liverpool. I have spare beds and a shed angel1
I do not! noooo:
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sad24:
We are a fairly quiet, constrained, well behaved bunch of gals whistle:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 char048
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Actually trying to find a wedding dress with sleeves or even tiny straps isn't all that easy. The vast majority of them seem to be strapless. noooo:
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Is it the girls or 'weddings ' that you have an issue with Snoops whistle:
Surely this much bile against bingo wings is slightly out of proportion lol:
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Is it the girls or 'weddings ' that you have an issue with Snoops whistle:
Surely this much bile against bingo wings is slightly out of proportion lol:
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lol: happy088
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8559768.stm
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Only 1 month till big day.....sooo excited...hen party tmw and it not strange taking her mum and aunties we all young....!!! eyes:
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Liverpool rubschin:
Not exactly exotic is it noooo:
Have u been on a nite out too mathew street? ....tis amazing....
We will be descending into liverpool city centre, some in bunny outfits..some of us mature ones just with the novelties.... cloud9:
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Relieved to be 200 miles away ::)
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Liverpool rubschin:
Not exactly exotic is it noooo:
Have u been on a nite out too mathew street? ....tis amazing....
We will be descending into liverpool city centre, some in bunny outfits..some of us mature ones just with the novelties.... cloud9:
We expect a full account of events on Sunday. Though graciously we will not ask that this is posted too early in the morning for ya lol:
Have a great night ;)
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I have witnessed these things. No one will recall a thing until they see the court evidence noooo:
Actually, I had a hen night before I got married rubschin:
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Yes but that would have involved real chickens knowing you. noooo:
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Yes but that would have involved real chickens knowing you. noooo:
Dead ones more likely... noooo:
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Relieved to be 200 miles away ::)
Me n'all!
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Relieved to be 200 miles away ::)
Me n'all!
Won't you have to put up bail and stuff tho...? rubschin:
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Relieved to be 200 miles away ::)
Me n'all!
Won't you have to put up bail and stuff tho...? rubschin:
Nah. Skint. ;D
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Relieved to be 200 miles away ::)
Me n'all!
Won't you have to put up bail and stuff tho...? rubschin:
Nah. Skint. ;D
lol: lol: lol:
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A great nite was had by all....no police presence at all....plenty of attention though..what a great nite..and love matthew street
if you wana see pics go on my fb page..... eyes:
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scared2: scared2: scared2:
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A great nite was had by all....no police presence at all....plenty of attention though..what a great nite..and love matthew street
if you wana see pics go on my fb page..... eyes:
I will take you up on that offer ~ when I feel a little stronger.
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Well for our ladies in the pub the wedding we been looking forward too is now only 9 days away...so i am very very excited.... point:
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Soon be time to start planning the divorce then
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whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfV8fZK3YGQ
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whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfV8fZK3YGQ
Thanks snoops....very nice of you.... scared2:
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Soon be time to start planning the divorce then
mmmm i was married for 19 yrs first time..so maybe not quite yet..... whistle:
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Nick has a point though ~ you can't have a divorce without a marriage so it's as well to start planning like.
rubschin: Could this be a VP service we could offer.
Wedding and Divorce Planning Offer BOGOF
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Nick has a point though ~ you can't have a divorce without a marriage so it's as well to start planning like.
rubschin: Could this be a VP service we could offer.
Wedding and Divorce Planning Offer BOGOF
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Typical men..aint there any ladies in here today to help me !!!! Banghead
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There could be money in this rubschin:
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Nick has a point though ~ you can't have a divorce without a marriage so it's as well to start planning like.
rubschin: Could this be a VP service we could offer.
Wedding and Divorce Planning Offer BOGOF
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Typical men..aint there any ladies in here today to help me !!!! Banghead
They are all divorced too point:
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Nick has a point though ~ you can't have a divorce without a marriage so it's as well to start planning like.
rubschin: Could this be a VP service we could offer.
Wedding and Divorce Planning Offer BOGOF
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Typical men..aint there any ladies in here today to help me !!!! Banghead
They are all divorced too point:
Which is probably why we are all here. rubschin:
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We could have a Reverend Moon stylee VP mass virtual wedding rubschin:
BM could preside and then we could all pair off and have an all new VP domestic arguments thread. Can Growler and me have a civil partnership, like?
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We could have a Reverend Moon stylee VP mass virtual wedding rubschin:
BM could preside and then we could all pair off and have an all new VP domestic arguments thread. Can Growler and me have a civil partnership, like?
Partnership yes ~ Civil? ...... waddyou think?
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We could have a Reverend Moon stylee VP mass virtual wedding rubschin:
BM could preside and then we could all pair off and have an all new VP domestic arguments thread. Can Growler and me have a civil partnership, like?
Partnership yes ~ Civil? ...... waddyou think?
lol: lol: lol:
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Let me think
Reverend BM (celibate for life)
Me/Growler
Miss C/Uncle Mort
DS/LL
Snoopy/Tipsy Gipsy
TG/Mrs TG
TMR/TMRBB
Tel/Mrs Tel
Miss D/Pastis
Wench/Mr Wench
Pirate/Miss D (bigamy eeek:)
Who else?
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Let me think
Reverend BM (celibate for life)
Me/Growler
Miss C/Uncle Mort
DS/LL
Snoopy/Tipsy Gipsy
TG/Mrs TG
TMR/TMRBB
Tel/Mrs Tel
Miss D/Pastis
Wench/Mr Wench
Pirate/Miss D (bigamy eeek:)
Who else?
Figgy? rubschin:
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and who?
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and who?
eyes:
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OK then. DS will be keeping LL busy with his turnip tricks
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Beerhead needs a mate
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Beerhead needs a mate
Toffee...?
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And Grumpmeister ... can't leave him single. noooo:
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Let me think
Reverend BM (celibate for life)
Me/Growler
Miss C/Uncle Mort
DS/LL
Snoopy/Tipsy Gipsy
TG/Mrs TG
TMR/TMRBB
Tel/Mrs Tel
Miss D/Pastis
Wench/Mr Wench
Pirate/Miss D (bigamy eeek:)
Who else?
Umm excuse me I am capable of multi tasking, as it were...
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rubschin:
OK. Miss C/Uncle Mort (Grumpmeister alternate weekends)
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Poor Pastis .....I think he might want a recount whistle:
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Typical men..aint there any ladies in here today to help me !!!! Banghead
Sorry Mrs TG ...was having to do some work...here now...who do you want me to sort out first evil:
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OK then. DS will be keeping LL busy with his turnip tricks
So does LL favour the older gentleman as well as the younger then?
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Typical men..aint there any ladies in here today to help me !!!! Banghead
Sorry Mrs TG ...was having to do some work...here now...who do you want me to sort out first evil:
ta Miss D....these men are making a mockery over us ladies being excited about weddings etc....
they certainly need a good telling off any ideas ? scared2:
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OK then. DS will be keeping LL busy with his turnip tricks
So does LL favour the older gentleman as well as the younger then?
I think she will find the prospect of a 'gentleman ' quite refreshing ...after so long whistle:
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I think she will find the prospect of a 'gentleman ' quite refreshing ...after so long whistle:
point: point: point:
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Typical men..aint there any ladies in here today to help me !!!! Banghead
Sorry Mrs TG ...was having to do some work...here now...who do you want me to sort out first evil:
ta Miss D....these men are making a mockery over us ladies being excited about weddings etc....
they certainly need a good telling off any ideas ? scared2:
You marry us ~ why seek more revenge? evil:
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OK then. DS will be keeping LL busy with his turnip tricks
So does LL favour the older gentleman as well as the younger then?
I think she will find the prospect of a 'gentleman ' quite refreshing ...after so long whistle:
evil:
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LL and DS cloud9:
New hats all round
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I've not been listed sad32:
But why change the habit of a lifetime, I'll scour the boards looking out for boxes of OMO on show eyes:
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I've not been listed sad32:
But why change the habit of a lifetime, I'll scour the boards looking out for boxes of OMO on show eyes:
happy100
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I've not been listed sad32:
But why change the habit of a lifetime, I'll scour the boards looking out for boxes of OMO on show eyes:
One doesn't like to push oneself forward but whistle:
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Sorry JOM. Miss C can fit you you in midweek angel1
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Sorry JOM. Miss C can fit you you in midweek angel1
How about JOM and that Fred Dibna's ex wife like....? rubschin: Give Miss C a well earned rest....
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They are all divorced too. (Quote: Nick)
OMO Actually, I have never been married. whistle:
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Well that's a refreshing change .... I have no desire to wed again so we seem ideally suited. Nick did well. eyes:
Or he might have if you ever get round to replying to the Faceache request for friendship ..... but if I am not wanted sad24:
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Oh sorry Snoopy will rectify the matter as soon as I have sold my caravan, punters just arrived.... angel1
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More tarmac changing hands noooo:
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More tarmac changing hands noooo:
My retirement fund perhaps. whistle:
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OMO
lol:
I can lay bitmac, white chippings are extra
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More tarmac changing hands noooo:
My retirement fund perhaps. whistle:
So do you qualify for a big pension then? Like? eyes: whistle:
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OMO
lol:
I can lay bitmac, white chippings are extra
What are you like with my favourite..... beautiful red tarmac? Costs more I know but lovely effect. Like. cloud9:
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More tarmac changing hands noooo:
My retirement fund perhaps. whistle:
So do you qualify for a big pension then? Like? eyes: whistle:
Weeeeeeelllllll ~ I was hoping that you might come with a stash of cash like ~ from all that dodgy tarmac like. razz:
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This is going well
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OMO
lol:
I can lay bitmac, white chippings are extra
What are you like with my favourite..... beautiful red tarmac? Costs more I know but lovely effect. Like. cloud9:
Red bitmac is sooooo 1970's
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I seem to be mixed up in tarmac wars eeek:
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I seem to be mixed up in tarmac wars eeek:
Two pieces of black bitmac are in the pub having a few pints and a laugh, telling jokes and getting a bit drunk.
Then a piece of red bitmac enters the pub and the two pieces of black bitmac stop speaking and just look down at their pints until the red piece of btmac has ordered his drink and goes off down the other end of the pub to play on the gambling machine.
Then they start up speaking again, and having a laugh like before.
The pub landlord is a little confused at whats going on and asks the two pieces of black bitmac why they are scared of the piece of red bitmac.
"What him?, he`s a f*****g CYCLE PATH"! they replied.
I know, I know, I'm going redface:
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I seem to be mixed up in tarmac wars eeek:
Two pieces of black bitmac are in the pub having a few pints and a laugh, telling jokes and getting a bit drunk.
Then a piece of red bitmac enters the pub and the two pieces of black bitmac stop speaking and just look down at their pints until the red piece of btmac has ordered his drink and goes off down the other end of the pub to play on the gambling machine.
Then they start up speaking again, and having a laugh like before.
The pub landlord is a little confused at whats going on and asks the two pieces of black bitmac why they are scared of the piece of red bitmac.
"What him?, he`s a f*****g CYCLE PATH"! they replied.
I know, I know, I'm going redface:
Now I expected that to end with "And have one for the road"
Hang on JOM ~ I think I'll be joining you.
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Me thinks you have both bitten off more than you can chew. rubschin:
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Yeah... well... errr.....Snoopy!...... Snoopy!!....... Snoopy!!!
Just realised, sorry for buggering up your thread Mrs TG redface:
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I seem to be mixed up in tarmac wars eeek:
Two pieces of black bitmac are in the pub having a few pints and a laugh, telling jokes and getting a bit drunk.
Then a piece of red bitmac enters the pub and the two pieces of black bitmac stop speaking and just look down at their pints until the red piece of btmac has ordered his drink and goes off down the other end of the pub to play on the gambling machine.
Then they start up speaking again, and having a laugh like before.
The pub landlord is a little confused at whats going on and asks the two pieces of black bitmac why they are scared of the piece of red bitmac.
"What him?, he`s a f*****g CYCLE PATH"! they replied.
I know, I know, I'm going redface:
drumroll:
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Yeah... well... errr.....Snoopy!...... Snoopy!!....... Snoopy!!!
Just realised, sorry for buggering up your thread Mrs TG redface:
Yeah ~ sorry Mrs TG.
Wasn't our fault ~ a big boy called Nick made us do it.
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I've not been listed sad32:
But why change the habit of a lifetime, I'll scour the boards looking out for boxes of OMO on show eyes:
I list on occasions does that count?
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I've not been listed sad32:
But why change the habit of a lifetime, I'll scour the boards looking out for boxes of OMO on show eyes:
I list on occasions does that count?
Brahms and List I presume...? whistle:
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Well, it begins. Mrs TG is now in wales.
I go tomorrow. I am taking my passport so I can get back in to England.
I suppose I should pack summat..... rubschin:
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Lots of pants
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I know that I am going to regret this but why lots of pants? Just take an escape committee with you TG you'll be fine.
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Oh yes darling ....dont forget all you been told....
exciting times...me so excited as only us women wud understand...
we go for big family meal tonite b4 wedding rehearsel thing...mr tg an my ex with his new gf..goin be a practice run for the wedding....sure we will all get on like house on fire... scared2:
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noooo:
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What can possibly go wrong? noooo:
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It will end in tears. noooo:
Good luck to all of you and yours Mr and Mrs TG. happy100
We will of course expect pictures of the fights the happy couple and their family.
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Are we all invited like...? rubschin:
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Are we all invited like...? rubschin:
I think not, they are trying to keep the whole thing decent. ;D
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Are we all invited like...? rubschin:
I think not, they are trying to keep the whole thing decent. ;D
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Oh yes darling ....dont forget all you been told....
exciting times...me so excited as only us women wud understand...
we go for big family meal tonite b4 wedding rehearsel thing...mr tg an my ex with his new gf..goin be a practice run for the wedding....sure we will all get on like house on fire... scared2:
I'm sure you will be looking fantastic Mrs TG whistle:
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Oh yes darling ....dont forget all you been told....
exciting times...me so excited as only us women wud understand...
we go for big family meal tonite b4 wedding rehearsel thing...mr tg an my ex with his new gf..goin be a practice run for the wedding....sure we will all get on like house on fire... scared2:
I'm sure you will be looking fantastic Mrs TG whistle:
How about Mr. TG tho...? noooo:
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fan?tas?tic [fan-tas-tik] Show IPA
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1.
conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; odd and remarkable; bizarre; grotesque: fantastic rock formations; fantastic designs.
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Oh yes darling ....dont forget all you been told....
exciting times...me so excited as only us women wud understand...
we go for big family meal tonite b4 wedding rehearsel thing...mr tg an my ex with his new gf..goin be a practice run for the wedding....sure we will all get on like house on fire... scared2:
Be much more fun to be a fly on the wall after the event. All the "Well he's really let himself go" and "She must be at least 20 years younger than him" comments that will be flying around. The only reason I go to family get-togethers is for the bitchiness afterwards.
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The only reason I go to family get-togethers is for the bitchiness afterwards.
eyes:
Ever the dog . . . .
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Oh yes eveilgrin: My lot only meet at funerals these days. What a gossip we have. WHen my Mum died the family feud was so bad there were 2 separate buffets afterwards about a mile apart. I commuted between them noooo:
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The only reason I go to family get-togethers is for the bitchiness afterwards.
eyes:
Ever the dog . . . .
That too redface:
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Oh yes eveilgrin: My lot only meet at funerals these days. What a gossip we have. WHen my Mum died the family feud was so bad there were 2 separate buffets afterwards about a mile apart. I commuted between them noooo:
I hope for an afterlife ~ I really want to hear it all after my funeral. angel1
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Oh yes eveilgrin: My lot only meet at funerals these days. What a gossip we have. WHen my Mum died the family feud was so bad there were 2 separate buffets afterwards about a mile apart. I commuted between them noooo:
I hope for an afterlife ~ I really want to hear it all after my funeral. angel1
You need a canoe... whistle:
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Oh yes eveilgrin: My lot only meet at funerals these days. What a gossip we have. WHen my Mum died the family feud was so bad there were 2 separate buffets afterwards about a mile apart. I commuted between them noooo:
I hope for an afterlife ~ I really want to hear it all after my funeral. angel1
You need a canoe... whistle:
confused2:
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Memory loss noooo:
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Probably but I am still puzzled.
Short term memory badly b*ggered by electric shocks from ICD.
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CANOE MAN. PANAMA. FAKED HIS OWN DEATH
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cussing: Memory ~ not hearing ~ loss. cussing:
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redface:
I thought he meant to paddle back down the Styx.
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redface:
I thought he meant to paddle back down the Styx.
I was thinking along those lines but ruled it out. noooo:
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CANOE MAN. PANAMA. FAKED HIS OWN DEATH
WOT HE SAID! ^^^^^^
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Alternatively...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J4PGiJl2dQ
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Soon be all over, bar the hangovers and bruises noooo:
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Hope it all goes brilliantly today cloud9:
I imagine it is all total chaos at the moment ;D
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After all these
years months of planning? Surely not.
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Hope it all goes brilliantly today cloud9:
I imagine it is all total chaos at the moment ;D
TG is taking it all in his stride, he's on FB, nice one TG happy088
Your choice, or were you sent there to keep you out of the way? rubschin:
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So how did it all go ?????
Can't a girl get an update round here noooo: noooo: noooo:
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So how did it all go ?????
Can't a girl get an update round here noooo: noooo: noooo:
They are all bladdered... noooo:
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All went smoothly and a great time was had by all.
We are still in Cardiff in a guest house for some reason. rubschin:
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All went smoothly and a great time was had by all.
We are still in Cardiff in a prison for some reason. rubschin:
noooo:
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We are now home thank fvck.
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Yay
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All went smoothly and a great time was had by all.
We are still in Cardiff in a guest house for some reason. rubschin:
We will wait for Mrs TG to give us a PROPER account of events like noooo: noooo: noooo:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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All went smoothly and a great time was had by all.
We are still in Cardiff in a guest house for some reason. rubschin:
rubschin: something serious must have happened...to be in a guest house like...on your daughters wedding (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2Ftemplates%2Fimages%2Fsmiley%2Fsporty%2F5.gif&hash=a872bcca43b65d71152e0c9069dc14400e2a977f) (http://www.postimage.org/)
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All went smoothly and a great time was had by all.
We are still in Cardiff in a guest house for some reason. rubschin:
rubschin: something serious must have happened...to be in a guest house like...on your daughters wedding (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2Ftemplates%2Fimages%2Fsmiley%2Fsporty%2F5.gif&hash=a872bcca43b65d71152e0c9069dc14400e2a977f) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Eh? Wedding was Sat nite. Decided a while ago to have an extra night in guest house in Cardiff after wedding. To wind down like.
Mistake really.
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All went smoothly and a great time was had by all.
We are still in Cardiff in a guest house for some reason. rubschin:
rubschin: something serious must have happened...to be in a guest house like...on your daughters wedding (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2Ftemplates%2Fimages%2Fsmiley%2Fsporty%2F5.gif&hash=a872bcca43b65d71152e0c9069dc14400e2a977f) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Eh? Wedding was Sat nite. Decided a while ago to have an extra night in guest house in Cardiff after wedding. To wind down like.
Mistake really.
Not ion Splot I hope have not been there for years but hells bells it certainly used to be awful. noooo:
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Cardiff city center is great if you go to the nice places...just sorry we never come home cos i felt rather down in dumps after the big day as it goes so quick sad24:
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I'm welling up like... sad24:
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So how did it all go ?????
Can't a girl get an update round here noooo: noooo: noooo:
Thanks mrs d, well it was a absolutely brilliant amazing sureal day...everything went to plan, and weather stayed lovely, as we expected rain.
up from 530 on day itself till well into small hours...bride looked gorgeous as expected venue was perfect, just wana rewind and do it all again..goes so quick..if any1 wants to see some pics place pm me...been instructed not to put any on fb of bride an groom on til they back from honeymoon...
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Mrs D eeek:
Did I get married yesterday as well lol:
You will be reliving the day through everyone's photo's and video's for a long time yet Mrs TG
Glad they and you had the bestest day cloud9:
Congrats to the bride and groom happy088
Where have they gone on honeymoon ?
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Mrs D eeek:
Did I get married yesterday as well lol:
You will be reliving the day through everyone's photo's and video's for a long time yet Mrs TG
Glad they and you had the bestest day cloud9:
Congrats to the bride and groom happy088
Where have they gone on honeymoon ?
yep very true we have a dvd that they give us with the days wedding pics on, taster till they all ready
they gone to Aruba in the carribean, they go on friday, they gone off to chester for few days b4 they fly out of manchester on friday
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Aruba! the Dutch Antilles cloud9: Beautiful place; they'll have a wonderful time ;D
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And after a few days in Chester they will no doubt need the warmth of the Carribean.
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CHester? scared2:
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Chester. cloud9:
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And after a few days in Chester they will no doubt need the warmth of the Carribean.
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chester is nice....
They actually staying in below outskirts of chester..it was just enroute to manchester airport for friday..just passing the time...I Wudent have minded just staying there for the honeymoon....
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And after a few days in Chester they will no doubt need the warmth of the Carribean.
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chester is nice....
They actually staying in below outskirts of chester..it was just enroute to manchester airport for friday..just passing the time...I Wudent have minded just staying there for the honeymoon....
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I doubt they'd have wanted you along whistle: