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Title: Top tip
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2009, 03:22:53 PM: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/video/How-To-peel-A-Banana-Like-A-Monkey/Video/200907315341799?lpos=video_Article_Related_Content_Region_11&lid=VIDEO_15341799_How_To_peel_A_Banana_Like_A_Monkey (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/video/How-To-peel-A-Banana-Like-A-Monkey/Video/200907315341799?lpos=video_Article_Related_Content_Region_11&lid=VIDEO_15341799_How_To_peel_A_Banana_Like_A_Monkey) happy088
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 03:56:02 PM: Well I'll be buggered ~ I tried it and it works. I will have to show the boys who always struggle to open bananas. happ096
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2009, 03:57:45 PM: angel1
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 03:58:38 PM: Don't get carried away ~ you still have a lot of ground to make up. whistle:

Presumably you will be ordering bananas by the lorry load now.
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Pastis on August 01, 2009, 04:15:45 PM: This could have repercussions regarding other fruits rubschin:

Have you tried it with a coconut?
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 04:22:44 PM: I'm not sure a coconut is a fruit ~ surely it is a seed.
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2009, 04:37:00 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 03:58:38 PM
Don't get carried away ~ you still have a lot of ground to make up. whistle:

Presumably you will be ordering bananas by the lorry load now.

Been there. Done that
redface:
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Just One More on August 01, 2009, 06:30:31 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 03:56:02 PM
Well I'll be buggered ~ I tried it and it works. I will have to show the boys who always struggle to open bananas. happ096

Mrs JOM always said I opened bananas the wrong way. I've just shown her that clip and did she say my way was right? Did she bollocks!. It just means I open the banana like a monkey... apparently

And she still doesn't believe it's best that way 'cos you use the stem like a handle too
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 06:53:55 PM: Quote from: Just One More on August 01, 2009, 06:30:31 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 03:56:02 PM
Well I'll be buggered ~ I tried it and it works. I will have to show the boys who always struggle to open bananas. happ096

Mrs JOM always said I opened bananas the wrong way. I've just shown her that clip and did she say my way was right? Did she bollocks!. It just means I open the banana like a monkey... apparently

And she still doesn't believe it's best that way 'cos you use the stem like a handle too

You ever met a woman who'd admit she was wrong or even concede that you might, just once, be right?

noooo: Me neither.
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 01, 2009, 07:44:09 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 06:53:55 PM
You ever met a woman who'd admit she was wrong or even concede that you might, just once, be right?

Yes, but she turned out to be a fireman called Gavin. scared2:
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2009, 07:25:58 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 03:56:02 PM
Well I'll be buggered ~ I tried it and it works. I will have to show the boys who always struggle to open bananas. happ096
Lesson #1 How to open a banana.

Lesson #2 How to put a condom on one

whistle:
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2009, 08:08:33 AM: Nothing like practicing safe sex. noooo:
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Snoopy on August 03, 2009, 08:09:31 AM: Or taking a bath with your socks on. noooo:
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2009, 08:11:01 AM: Yep that would defiantly prevent you from getting a STD.
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Post by: Snoopy on August 03, 2009, 08:12:03 AM: Definitely!

What does subscriber trunk dialling have to do with it anyway?
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 03, 2009, 08:14:55 AM: redface: Really must pay attention to the spell check.
Title: Re: Top tip
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 07:19:16 PM: http://www.the-daily-politics.com/2009/08/cook-with-stanislav.html (http://www.the-daily-politics.com/2009/08/cook-with-stanislav.html)