The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 12:42:09 PM
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I know the gerls here love nothing more than a good bit of shopping. Men differ. I certainly do evil:
I decided earlier to go to the BIG TOWN up the road to get some essential bits and pieces.
1. Lighting shop to replace broken shade on lamp (DIY related accident)
'What make is it?'
I show her the make and model number.
'We don't stock those any more.'
'Why?'
'We just don't. YOu will have to phone Leeds.' cussing:
2. Bookshop. Privately run by wimmin evil:
Can't find what I want
'We don't stock those.'
'Why?'
'There is no demand.'
'But I am demanding it.'
'You must be unusual.' eeek: Banghead
3. Go to Post Office. It's gone eeek:
'Where has the PO gone?'
'It's in Thornton's the chocolate shop.' whacky115
'The PO is in a sweet shop??!'
'Yes, why not?'
'Do they have a train set?' (OK, I didn't actually ask that, but it would not have seemed out of place)
4. Some veg
I realise that this town has:
6 charity shops
4 coffee shops
6 wine shops
3 Hi-Fi shops
4 chemists
2 travel agents
9 restaurants
AND NOWHERE TO BUY ANY FECKING FOOD cussing:
2 hours later I return home with 2 stamps Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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I have been shopping today - simples! cloud9:
Although my air tanks were out of date and I have to go back on Thursday. evil:
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Are you going into space?
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Are you going into space?
No.
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rubschin:
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I know the gerls here love nothing more than a good bit of shopping. Men differ. I certainly do evil:
I decided earlier to go to the BIG TOWN up the road to get some essential bits and pieces.
1. Lighting shop to replace broken shade on lamp (DIY related accident)
'What make is it?'
I show her the make and model number.
'We don't stock those any more.'
'Why?'
'We just don't. YOu will have to phone Leeds.' cussing:
2. Bookshop. Privately run by wimmin evil:
Can't find what I want
'We don't stock those.'
'Why?'
'There is no demand.'
'But I am demanding it.'
'You must be unusual.' eeek: Banghead
3. Go to Post Office. It's gone eeek:
'Where has the PO gone?'
'It's in Thornton's the chocolate shop.' whacky115
'The PO is in a sweet shop??!'
'Yes, why not?'
'Do they have a train set?' (OK, I didn't actually ask that, but it would not have seemed out of place)
4. Some veg
I realise that this town has:
6 charity shops
4 coffee shops
6 wine shops
3 Hi-Fi shops
4 chemists
2 travel agents
9 restaurants
AND NOWHERE TO BUY ANY FECKING FOOD cussing:
2 hours later I return home with 2 stamps Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
How very frustrating you should try these people.
www.tesco.com
angel1
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Explode:
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I know the gerls here love nothing more than a good bit of shopping. Men differ. I certainly do evil:
I decided earlier to go to the BIG TOWN up the road to get some essential bits and pieces.
1. Lighting shop to replace broken shade on lamp (DIY related accident)
'What make is it?'
I show her the make and model number.
'We don't stock those any more.'
'Why?'
'We just don't. YOu will have to phone Leeds.' cussing:
2. Bookshop. Privately run by wimmin evil:
Can't find what I want
'We don't stock those.'
'Why?'
'There is no demand.'
'But I am demanding it.'
'You must be unusual.' eeek: Banghead
3. Go to Post Office. It's gone eeek:
'Where has the PO gone?'
'It's in Thornton's the chocolate shop.' whacky115
'The PO is in a sweet shop??!'
'Yes, why not?'
'Do they have a train set?' (OK, I didn't actually ask that, but it would not have seemed out of place)
4. Some veg
I realise that this town has:
6 charity shops
4 coffee shops
6 wine shops
3 Hi-Fi shops
4 chemists
2 travel agents
9 restaurants
AND NOWHERE TO BUY ANY FECKING FOOD cussing:
2 hours later I return home with 2 stamps Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
How very frustrating you should try these people.
www.tesco.com
angel1
happy001
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Explode: Explode:
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I have been shopping today - simples! cloud9:
Although my air tanks were out of date and I have to go back on Thursday. evil:
Ahh yes the bends, it's a nice way to go or so I have been told.
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I have been shopping today - simples! cloud9:
Although my air tanks were out of date and I have to go back on Thursday. evil:
Ahh yes the bends, it's a nice way to go or so I have been told.
Noooo.... nasty! noooo:
Nitrogen narcosis is the way to go... whistle:
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How do you know?
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How do you know?
Extensive training... whistle:
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...in death?
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...in death?
No, life actually... but they cover the death bit as well... like... whistle:
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From a theoretical point of view?
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From a theoretical point of view?
Yes Nick... ::)
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Ah the old... p ATA=pO2 + pN2 + p other gases thus: pN2= fN2 x ATA
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Nobody but nobody loves a smart-arse.
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Ah the old... p ATA=pO2 + pN2 + p other gases thus: pN2= fN2 x ATA
cloud9:
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Nobody but nobody loves a smart-arse.
Oh I don't know, mine is still rather pert even if I do say so myself. eyes:
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Photographic evidence required.
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Photographic evidence required.
I shall have to check it out ~ will my word suffice? whistle:
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Photographic evidence required.
I shall have to check it out ~ will my word suffice?
Not if it is the word you normally use.
Perhaps a slightly more polite one?
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Photographic evidence required.
I shall have to check it out ~ will my word suffice?
Not if it is the word you normally use.
Perhaps a slightly more polite one?
<snigger> redface:
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Photographic evidence required.
I shall have to check it out ~ will my word suffice? whistle:
But but but you are a dog, dogs sniff bottoms and stuff. noooo:
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Photographic evidence required.
I shall have to check it out ~ will my word suffice? whistle:
But but but you are a dog, dogs sniff bottoms and stuff. noooo:
And your point is? evil:
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Photographic evidence required.
I shall have to check it out ~ will my word suffice? whistle:
But but but you are a dog, dogs sniff bottoms and stuff. noooo:
... and stuff what?