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Title: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 12:42:09 PM
I know the gerls here love nothing more than a good bit of shopping. Men differ. I certainly do  evil:

I decided earlier to go to the BIG TOWN up the road to get some essential bits and pieces.

1. Lighting shop to replace broken shade on lamp (DIY related accident)

'What make is it?'

I show her the make and model number.

'We don't stock those any more.'

'Why?'

'We just don't. YOu will have to phone Leeds.'  cussing:

2. Bookshop. Privately run by wimmin  evil:

Can't find what I want

'We don't stock those.'

'Why?'

'There is no demand.'

'But I am demanding it.'

'You must be unusual.'  eeek:  Banghead

3. Go to Post Office. It's gone  eeek:

'Where has the PO gone?'

'It's in Thornton's the chocolate shop.'  whacky115

'The PO is in a sweet shop??!'

'Yes, why not?'

'Do they have a train set?' (OK, I didn't actually ask that, but it would not have seemed out of place)

4. Some veg

I realise that this town has:

6 charity shops
4 coffee shops
6 wine shops
3 Hi-Fi shops
4 chemists
2 travel agents
9 restaurants

AND NOWHERE TO BUY ANY FECKING FOOD cussing:

2 hours later I return home with 2 stamps  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 12:43:37 PM
I have been shopping today - simples!  cloud9:

Although my air tanks were out of date and I have to go back on Thursday.  evil:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 12:44:14 PM
Are you going into space?
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 12:44:42 PM
Are you going into space?
No.
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 12:45:16 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2009, 12:52:51 PM
I know the gerls here love nothing more than a good bit of shopping. Men differ. I certainly do  evil:

I decided earlier to go to the BIG TOWN up the road to get some essential bits and pieces.

1. Lighting shop to replace broken shade on lamp (DIY related accident)

'What make is it?'

I show her the make and model number.

'We don't stock those any more.'

'Why?'

'We just don't. YOu will have to phone Leeds.'  cussing:

2. Bookshop. Privately run by wimmin  evil:

Can't find what I want

'We don't stock those.'

'Why?'

'There is no demand.'

'But I am demanding it.'

'You must be unusual.'  eeek:  Banghead

3. Go to Post Office. It's gone  eeek:

'Where has the PO gone?'

'It's in Thornton's the chocolate shop.'  whacky115

'The PO is in a sweet shop??!'

'Yes, why not?'

'Do they have a train set?' (OK, I didn't actually ask that, but it would not have seemed out of place)

4. Some veg

I realise that this town has:

6 charity shops
4 coffee shops
6 wine shops
3 Hi-Fi shops
4 chemists
2 travel agents
9 restaurants

AND NOWHERE TO BUY ANY FECKING FOOD cussing:

2 hours later I return home with 2 stamps  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:




How very frustrating you should try these people.


www.tesco.com
 

angel1

Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 12:53:19 PM
 Explode:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 12:53:30 PM
I know the gerls here love nothing more than a good bit of shopping. Men differ. I certainly do  evil:

I decided earlier to go to the BIG TOWN up the road to get some essential bits and pieces.

1. Lighting shop to replace broken shade on lamp (DIY related accident)

'What make is it?'

I show her the make and model number.

'We don't stock those any more.'

'Why?'

'We just don't. YOu will have to phone Leeds.'  cussing:

2. Bookshop. Privately run by wimmin  evil:

Can't find what I want

'We don't stock those.'

'Why?'

'There is no demand.'

'But I am demanding it.'

'You must be unusual.'  eeek:  Banghead

3. Go to Post Office. It's gone  eeek:

'Where has the PO gone?'

'It's in Thornton's the chocolate shop.'  whacky115

'The PO is in a sweet shop??!'

'Yes, why not?'

'Do they have a train set?' (OK, I didn't actually ask that, but it would not have seemed out of place)

4. Some veg

I realise that this town has:

6 charity shops
4 coffee shops
6 wine shops
3 Hi-Fi shops
4 chemists
2 travel agents
9 restaurants

AND NOWHERE TO BUY ANY FECKING FOOD cussing:

2 hours later I return home with 2 stamps  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:




How very frustrating you should try these people.


www.tesco.com
 

angel1



 happy001
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 12:54:02 PM
 Explode: Explode:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2009, 12:55:22 PM
I have been shopping today - simples!  cloud9:

Although my air tanks were out of date and I have to go back on Thursday.  evil:


Ahh yes the bends, it's a nice way to go or so I have been told.
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 01:20:01 PM
I have been shopping today - simples!  cloud9:

Although my air tanks were out of date and I have to go back on Thursday.  evil:


Ahh yes the bends, it's a nice way to go or so I have been told.
Noooo.... nasty!  noooo:

Nitrogen narcosis is the way to go...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 01:21:20 PM
How do you know?
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 01:26:59 PM
How do you know?
Extensive training...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 01:27:43 PM
...in death?
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 01:29:30 PM
...in death?
No, life actually... but they cover the death bit as well... like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 01:32:56 PM
From a theoretical point of view?
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 01:33:22 PM
From a theoretical point of view?
Yes Nick...  ::)
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2009, 02:39:17 PM
Ah the old... p ATA=pO2 + pN2 + p other gases  thus: pN2= fN2 x ATA
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 03:00:55 PM
Nobody but nobody loves a smart-arse.
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 03:05:56 PM
Ah the old... p ATA=pO2 + pN2 + p other gases  thus: pN2= fN2 x ATA

cloud9:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2009, 03:56:54 PM
Nobody but nobody loves a smart-arse.

Oh I don't know, mine is still rather pert even if I do say so myself. eyes:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 28, 2009, 03:58:53 PM
Photographic evidence required.
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 04:28:06 PM
Photographic evidence required.

I shall have to check it out ~ will my word suffice?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 04:49:09 PM
Photographic evidence required.

I shall have to check it out ~ will my word suffice? 

Not if it is the word you normally use.

Perhaps a slightly more polite one?
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 05:12:39 PM
Photographic evidence required.

I shall have to check it out ~ will my word suffice? 

Not if it is the word you normally use.

Perhaps a slightly more polite one?

<snigger>  redface:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2009, 05:34:26 PM
Photographic evidence required.

I shall have to check it out ~ will my word suffice?  whistle:


But but but you are a dog, dogs sniff bottoms and stuff. noooo:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 05:53:25 PM
Photographic evidence required.

I shall have to check it out ~ will my word suffice?  whistle:


But but but you are a dog, dogs sniff bottoms and stuff. noooo:

And your point is?  evil:
Title: Re: Fooking pointless shopping
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 06:35:27 PM
Photographic evidence required.

I shall have to check it out ~ will my word suffice?  whistle:


But but but you are a dog, dogs sniff bottoms and stuff. noooo:

... and stuff what?