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Title: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 02:32:20 PM: I fear the first aid kit may be buried under a pile of builders rubble.
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 02:35:21 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 02:32:20 PM
I fear the first aid kit may be buried under a pile of builders rubble.
Ever wondered what those tiny, tiny plasters in the 'Elastoplast' tin were for?
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 02:36:40 PM: I always thought that they were for corns but I see now that I may have been wrong. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 02:59:00 PM: evil:
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 06:34:01 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2009, 02:59:00 PM
evil:
point:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:40:59 AM: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)

Please God noooo
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 10:44:06 AM: It's too late Barmisspah, it has taken on a life of it's own, as it were. eveilgrin:

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Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:45:32 AM: Pluck my eyes out now scared2:
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 10:52:24 AM: Well, I don't mind doing that in the least but I don't think that will stop the night mares still each to their own you funny bunny. whacky115
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 10:54:31 AM: Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:45:32 AM
Pluck my eyes out now scared2:

Not that I am an authority by any means, but a man going commando (unless he is a Scot) does not seem very shocking.

In many ways it could provide a lady with useful advance notice of his religion, left or right handedness and other leanings
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:55:28 AM: Tis true we have sunk to new depths of depravity with this one.... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 11:01:09 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:55:28 AM
Tis true we have sunk to new depths of depravity with this one.... rubschin:

When you say we?

I am still a very long way from from the shopping trolleys on my silted bottom.
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:03:07 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 11:01:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:55:28 AM
Tis true we have sunk to new depths of depravity with this one.... rubschin:

When you say we?

I am still a very long way from from the shopping trolleys on my silted bottom.
Don't come the old 'innocent' with me lad... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:06:47 PM: I aim to find some underpants when I have finished cleaning
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 12:08:41 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:06:47 PM
I aim to find some underpants when I have finished cleaning

Commando for August then?
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 12:18:10 PM: No doubt at all, he has hoovered them up in his neighbours Dyson.

He could always order a few from Tesco just to tide him over like.
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 12:19:31 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 12:18:10 PM
No doubt at all, he has hoovered them up in his neighbours Dyson.

Them? eeek:
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 12:21:08 PM: Well no not 'them' as in his neighbours, they are away, Nick broke in and stole their Dyson, he then hoovered is underpants up and is trying to untangle them as we speak.
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 12:23:38 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 12:21:08 PM
Well no not 'them' as in his neighbours, they are away, Nick broke in and stole their Dyson, he then hoovered is underpants up and is trying to untangle them as we speak.

Come on girl, all or nuffink.

Say after me:

'e den 'oovered 'is underpants
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 12:25:32 PM: Do I have to?

Oh all right....'e den 'oovered is underpants
Title: Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 12:28:49 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 12:25:32 PM
Do I have to?

Oh all right....'e den 'oovered is underpants

Good girl. Have this shilling and bring a quart of sack up to my chambers.