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Title: People who badger you
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 02:02:40 PM: Right

I wrote a report a while back. Frist draft.

I knew there would be a second draft.

I get comments back from three sources.

I carefully address all comments. In all seven fooking hundred changes (most of them capital letters and stuff) evil:

I send it back.

She in London asks if I have addressed all comments evil:

I refer her to my e mail response and my revised report. evil:

Can't she fooking read?!?!?!?!?!?! cussing: cussing: cussing:

OK, I pointed out to her that she was wrong about three things (amounting to 350 changes) which she has not responded to evil:. I also said I was not prepared to change some things which would effectively falsify the report. She has not responded to that either evil:

I hate this part of werk
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 02:10:52 PM: Nick takes a professional stance ~ I'm proud of you my boy. There comes a time when one simply has to say "No more compromise".
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 02:17:50 PM: It's a report about Scottyland. The students are not happy. She said the report was too 'negative'. I told her that that was how they felt. What's the fooking point in doing a survey if you misrepresent the results?

I am surrounded by idiots Banghead
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 02:21:08 PM: Indeed you are.
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 03:23:46 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 02:21:08 PM
Indeed you are.
Quite so! angel1
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 03:30:15 PM: Nice to know we have our uses. ;D
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 22, 2009, 04:31:26 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 02:10:52 PM
Nick takes a professional stance ~ I'm proud of you my toy boy. There comes a time when one simply has to say "No more compromise".

Corrected for you whistle:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 04:38:57 PM: Ah yes. Yvette must be home by now. Time for an aperitif perhaps. I expect she must need help with humping stuff around angel1
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 05:02:54 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2009, 04:38:57 PM
Ah yes. Yvette must be home by now. Time for an aperitif perhaps. I expect she must need help with humping stuff around angel1
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Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 07:23:52 PM: I thought that this was going to be about people in Nicks village who throw decomposing, exploding badgers at him. It's a local tradition by all accounts
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2009, 01:32:37 AM: That's an urban legend I'm afraid Miss C. Decomposing badgers, like microwaves, only explode when Nick pokes them.

However I believe there is an annual event where the other residents throw safety equipment at Nick in the hope of staving off the ApocaNickse whistle:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 07:37:07 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2009, 01:32:37 AM
That's an urban legend I'm afraid Miss C. Decomposing badgers, like microwaves, only explode when Nick pokes them.
Fortunately for the world, Nick rarely pokes anything these days. noooo:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 08:02:34 AM: Especially after yesterdays unfortunate incident involving his todger and his zip.
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: beerhead on July 23, 2009, 08:53:27 AM: www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 08:54:53 AM: Quote from: beerhead on July 23, 2009, 08:53:27 AM
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
What the fuck? Shrugs:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 09:15:59 AM: eeek:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 09:19:51 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 08:54:53 AM
Quote from: beerhead on July 23, 2009, 08:53:27 AM
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
What the fuck? Shrugs:

Quote
Badgers Mount Dating
Join Badgers Mount Dating Group Initial Registration is Free
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rubschin:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 10:19:22 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 08:54:53 AM
Quote from: beerhead on July 23, 2009, 08:53:27 AM
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
What the fuck? Shrugs:

Quite so BM WTF Shrugs:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 10:26:01 AM: It has done the rounds a bit. I recall it from another place ~ Posted by rubschin: ??????????
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 10:27:34 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 10:26:01 AM
It has done the rounds a bit. I recall it from another place ~ Posted by rubschin: ??????????
Popcorn:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 10:40:45 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 10:27:34 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 10:26:01 AM
It has done the rounds a bit. I recall it from another place ~ Posted by rubschin: ??????????
Popcorn:

You'll need a lot of popcorn 'cos I can't find it. Banghead
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 10:48:57 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 10:40:45 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 10:27:34 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 10:26:01 AM
It has done the rounds a bit. I recall it from another place ~ Posted by rubschin: ??????????
Popcorn:

You'll need a lot of popcorn 'cos I can't find it. Banghead
doh:

The Affs would have had it in 10 seconds. noooo:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:50:15 AM: Ahh yes The Affs, wonder what happened to him ?
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 10:58:16 AM: Psst, Snoops why doesn't the computer like the word 'dogbreath'?
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:59:25 AM: Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Ahh yes The Affs, wonder what happened to him ?
We sent him off looking for that badger clip the last time it came up... never been seen since... noooo:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 11:07:00 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Ahh yes The Affs, wonder what happened to him ?
We sent him off looking for that badger clip the last time it came up... never been seen since... noooo:

Of course, why didn't I think of that rubschin:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:08:05 AM: Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 11:07:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Ahh yes The Affs, wonder what happened to him ?
We sent him off looking for that badger clip the last time it came up... never been seen since... noooo:

Of course, why didn't I think of that rubschin:
Cos you are a laydee...?
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 11:08:43 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Ahh yes The Affs, wonder what happened to him ?
We sent him off looking for that badger clip the last time it came up... never been seen since... noooo:

Pssst, BM why does'nt the 'puter like the werd dogbreath?
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 11:09:24 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Ahh yes The Affs, wonder what happened to him ?
We sent him off looking for that badger clip the last time it came up... never been seen since... noooo:

He was carrying it back. sad32:

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Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:10:51 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 11:08:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Ahh yes The Affs, wonder what happened to him ?
We sent him off looking for that badger clip the last time it came up... never been seen since... noooo:

Pssst, BM why does'nt the 'puter like the werd give Wenchy money?
Do what now...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 11:12:13 AM: Ohh bugger why does the 'puter not like dog-breath without the hypen and comes up with give Wenchy money instead. Banghead
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 11:14:20 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:08:05 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 11:07:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Ahh yes The Affs, wonder what happened to him ?
We sent him off looking for that badger clip the last time it came up... never been seen since... noooo:

Of course, why didn't I think of that rubschin:
Cos you are a laydee...?

Barmisspah doesn't know if she's a laydee anymore 'cause I have just poked her eyes out with a sharp stick. eveilgrin:

She told me to. angel1
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:15:41 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 11:12:13 AM
Ohh bugger why does the 'puter not like dog-breath without the hypen and comes up with give Wenchy money instead. Banghead
Somebody has been playing with the swear filter... rubschin:

I've fixed it now tho... angel1
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 11:17:39 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 11:12:13 AM
Ohh bugger why does the 'puter not like dog-breath without the hypen and comes up with give Wenchy money instead. Banghead

I know, I know, miss.

It is one of those things that turns the word a lien into alien and fanny into carrot and stuff. BM has some translator gizmo in his box.
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 11:18:18 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:15:41 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 11:12:13 AM
Ohh bugger why does the 'puter not like dog-breath without the hypen and comes up with give Wenchy money instead. Banghead
Somebody has been playing with the swear filter... rubschin:

I've fixed it now tho... angel1

Thats the thingy!!
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 11:18:25 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 11:14:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:08:05 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 11:07:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Ahh yes The Affs, wonder what happened to him ?
We sent him off looking for that badger clip the last time it came up... never been seen since... noooo:

Of course, why didn't I think of that rubschin:
Cos you are a laydee...?

Barmisspah doesn't know if she's a laydee anymore 'cause I have just poked her eyes out with a sharp stick. eveilgrin:

She told me to. angel1

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Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:19:27 AM: Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 11:18:25 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 11:14:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:08:05 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 11:07:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Ahh yes The Affs, wonder what happened to him ?
We sent him off looking for that badger clip the last time it came up... never been seen since... noooo:

Of course, why didn't I think of that rubschin:
Cos you are a laydee...?

Barmisspah doesn't know if she's a laydee anymore 'cause I have just poked her eyes out with a sharp stick. eveilgrin:

She told me to. angel1

asjigokfmvoerkkv
happy001
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 11:20:08 AM: And who plays with the swear filter?

T'wern't me, Wenchy is on Hols and wouldn't know her way into the swear filter anyway (No insult intended) ~ that my Dear Watson leaves us with only the one suspect rubschin: ~ Scarcely a one pipe problem methinks.

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Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:21:45 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 11:20:08 AM
And who plays with the swear filter?

T'wern't me, Wenchy is on Hols and wouldn't know her way into the swear filter anyway (No insult intended) ~ that my Dear Watson leaves us with only the one suspect rubschin: ~ Scarcely a one pipe problem methinks.

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Well I wouldn't have set it to "give Wenchy money" would I...? ::)

I think you may have underestimated the young girl's technical ability - she has cable boxes and everything... whistle:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 11:22:02 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 11:20:08 AM
And who plays with the swear filter?

T'wern't me, Wenchy is on Hols and wouldn't know her way into the swear filter anyway (No insult intended) ~ that my Dear Watson leaves us with only the one suspect rubschin: ~ Scarcely a one pipe problem methinks.

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One pipe-dodgy plumbing?

I see where you are going Holmes.
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 11:50:30 AM: It could be a cunning ruse though DS it might well be ' one pipe-doggy plumbing' one never knows.
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 12:11:55 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 11:50:30 AM
It could be a cunning ruse though DS it might well be ' one pipe-doggy plumbing' one never knows.

Very good Miss Marple.

Now we shall never know. noooo:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 12:13:04 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 11:50:30 AM
It could be a cunning ruse though DS it might well be ' one pipe-doggy plumbing' one never knows.

Curse you Moriarty
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 12:14:16 PM: Mwahahahahahahaha eveilgrin:
Title: Re: People who badger you
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 12:18:09 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 12:14:16 PM
Mwahahahahahahaha eveilgrin:
eeek: