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Title: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:45:48 AM: Driven nearly insane by the two sets of workmen with their noisy tools and two radios tuned to different stations I went up to the garden. Someone has had a shit in the middle of my lawn eeek: sick2:
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 08:59:02 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:45:48 AM
Driven nearly insane by the two sets of workmen with their noisy tools and two radios tuned to different stations I went up to the garden. Someone has had a shit in the middle of my lawn eeek: sick2:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 09:11:00 AM: So pleased you find it amusing evil:
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 09:22:28 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:45:48 AM
Driven nearly insane by the two sets of workmen with their noisy tools and two radios tuned to different stations I went up to the garden. Someone has had a shit in the middle of my lawn eeek: sick2:

happy100

My mind is all of a boggle regarding the builders with noisy tools. eeek:
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 09:39:19 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 09:11:00 AM
So pleased you find it amusing evil:
It is prolly your new French mademoiselle.... they do stuff like that... the French like.... noooo:
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: barmisspah? on July 21, 2009, 09:40:57 AM: Someone or (more likely) something ?
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 09:41:42 AM: Something very big scared2:
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 09:44:58 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 09:41:42 AM
Something very big scared2:
How big is the mademoiselle...?

rubschin:
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2009, 11:11:09 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2009, 09:44:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 09:41:42 AM
Something very big scared2:
How big is the mademoiselle...?

rubschin:
Better do a DNA check on the poo. Snip a hair from her armpit for comparison.
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 11:22:40 AM: Sir,

Regarding your choice of thread title ~ Is any poo welcome?

Yours pedantically
etc
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 11:25:19 AM: To the chronically constipated I imagine it would be rubschin:
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 11:35:20 AM: Good point ~ well made. ;)
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2009, 01:56:23 PM: May I also point out that certain varieties of poo are much sought after in the agricultural world.
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 02:07:17 PM: It's in the post
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 02:13:47 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2009, 01:56:23 PM
May I also point out that certain varieties of poo are much sought after in the agricultural world.

That's manuuuaar lad ~ very different.

(Took us years to get my father to call it that ~ He had a saying connected to the use of manure "Adam was the man, shit was the gardener")
Title: Re: Unwelcome poo
Post by: beerhead on July 26, 2009, 06:04:08 PM: "I'm keeping your poop in jar
It's just a reminder
Of what a shit you are"

Sure it's human poo, could it be animal, like a badger or something ?