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Title: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 01:10:50 PM: There are mushrooms growing in the lawn, I may be going on a trip later well, either that or dying 8)
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:11:29 PM: Fry them with garlic
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 01:13:13 PM: Will the garlic drive out the toxins?
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:14:07 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 20, 2009, 01:13:13 PM
Will the garlic drive out the toxins?
No.... it will cover the smell of your rotting corpse... whistle:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 01:19:22 PM: sad24: I shall expect flowers and a few NICE words. evil:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:20:13 PM: Posy
Scissors
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Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:23:00 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 20, 2009, 01:19:22 PM
sad24: I shall expect flowers and a few NICE words. evil:
Of course... that goes without saying... whistle:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 01:32:53 PM: But...but... if it goes without saying it won't be said. evil:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:40:30 PM: I posted some nice words. See also: mellifluous
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:52:38 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 20, 2009, 01:32:53 PM
But...but... if it goes without saying it won't be said. evil:
But you won't know... whistle:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 02:01:19 PM: Exactly. She will be dead or in a coma. razz:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 02:04:41 PM: I've seen the film, Ghost, I have a pottery wheel here, just in case like, and of course I am a woman and a mother therefore I WILL KNOW. noooo:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 02:06:31 PM: You could make yer own urn!
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 02:13:32 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2009, 02:06:31 PM
You could make yer own urn!
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Now there's a thought... I shall make it in the shape of a bottle of Pinot Grigio. cloud9:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 02:48:36 PM: I dream of Genie in a pale green bottle whistle:

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Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 02:54:03 PM: Whoa that's scary, I shall have nightmares about giant green sperm tonight. evil:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 03:04:13 PM: Ho Ho Ho!

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Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 03:14:58 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2009, 02:06:31 PM
You could make yer own urn!
With short, fat, hairy legs...? ;D
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 03:16:53 PM: She'd need someone to lend her a wig like ~ cos Little Ern wore one for sure. whistle:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 03:17:17 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 03:04:13 PM
Ho Ho Ho!

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Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 03:19:00 PM: I don't need a wig all of my hair is my own and it matches. thatsit:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 03:20:22 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 20, 2009, 03:17:17 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 03:04:13 PM
Ho Ho Ho!

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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 03:23:06 PM: You are just showing off now. Stop it and stop it now. evil:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 03:25:58 PM: Ahh cloud9: Thank you Snoops.
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 03:26:56 PM: ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 03:33:51 PM: Anyhoo....

I thought this thread was about Claire Raynor...? Shrugs:

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Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2009, 04:57:57 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 20, 2009, 03:19:00 PM
I don't need a wig all of my hair is my own and it matches. thatsit:
What does it match exactly?
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2009, 05:01:23 PM: Just a thought Miss C (and vaguely back on topic) but why not let Nick try one first, if they do turn out to be of the magic variety we shouldnt notice any real change in his posts here :whistle
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 05:55:51 PM: I ate some Hemp seeds earlier... had no effect at all... noooo:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 06:05:18 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2009, 05:55:51 PM
I ate some Hemp seeds earlier... had no effect at all... noooo:

Wait until tomorrow ~ you'll prolly shit a rope. point:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 06:10:18 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2009, 05:55:51 PM
I ate some Hemp seeds earlier... had no effect at all... noooo:

Wait until tomorrow ~ you'll prolly shit a rope. point:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 06:21:30 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2009, 05:55:51 PM
I ate some Hemp seeds earlier... had no effect at all... noooo:

Eat some ginger
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2009, 08:03:42 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2009, 05:55:51 PM
I ate some Hemp seeds earlier... had no effect at all... noooo:

Wait until tomorrow ~ you'll prolly shit a rope. point:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 07:06:35 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2009, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 20, 2009, 03:19:00 PM
I don't need a wig all of my hair is my own and it matches. thatsit:
What does it match exactly?

The curtains of course. ::)
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 07:09:02 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 07:06:35 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2009, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 20, 2009, 03:19:00 PM
I don't need a wig all of my hair is my own and it matches. thatsit:
What does it match exactly?

The curtains of course. ::)
Paisley then...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 07:10:19 AM: eeek:You've been in my lounge?
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 07:11:35 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 07:10:19 AM
eeek:You've been in my lounge?
eyes:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 08:48:01 AM: This is me

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before I started using this...

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Because I'm worth it. eyes:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:49:10 AM: Is that a cat? eeek:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 08:57:35 AM: No it's a beaver. lol:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 09:00:18 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 08:57:35 AM
No it's a beaver. lol:
I should shoot it if I were you! eeek:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2009, 11:08:38 AM: Looks like a fire hazard to me.

Drop a Swan Vestas in your lap while lighting your pipe and before you know it Aunt Mary is cremated. eeek:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 11:46:35 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2009, 11:08:38 AM
Looks like a fire hazard to me.

Drop a Swan Vestas in your lap while lighting your pipe and before you know it Aunt Mary is cremated. eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
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Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: barmisspah? on July 21, 2009, 02:02:31 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2009, 05:55:51 PM
I ate some Hemp seeds earlier... had no effect at all... noooo:

Wait until tomorrow ~ you'll prolly shit a rope. point:

See Nicks poo thread
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 02:08:22 PM: I have no clue what this thread is about noooo:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 02:14:34 PM: I saw that comment coming ::)
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 03:12:52 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 02:14:34 PM
I saw that comment coming ::)

You are Mystic Meg and I claim my ?5.00
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 03:39:34 PM: This is Meg with my pal Aled Owen whistle:

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Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 01:20:58 PM: Well was it then Snoops?

Following BMs attendance at a BBQ today I predict that he will be spending a large part of tomorrow conversing with hewey on the big white phone. sick2:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 01:21:41 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 01:20:58 PM
Well was it then Snoops?

Following BMs attendance at a BBQ today I predict that he will be spending a large part of tomorrow conversing with hewey on the big white phone. sick2:

Never! noooo:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 01:25:57 PM: We shall see, not that we would know like, unless you posted pictures.
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 01:27:03 PM: Blimey... I haven't spoken to Hewey and Rolf for years... rubschin:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 01:45:21 PM: You have felt like calling them a few times though, I'll be bound.
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 01:47:18 PM: How's about God ~ He was the one I usually spoke to on that big white telephone.
I remember the conversation well. It always went "Oh God ~ never ever again".

rubschin: I don't recall the answer but I suppose diabetes forcing me to stop drinking was it.
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 01:49:29 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 01:20:58 PM
Well was it then Snoops?

Following BMs attendance at a BBQ today I predict that he will be spending a large part of tomorrow conversing with hewey on the big white phone. sick2:

Aled is actually very good company and fond of a beer or two. He lives and trains the dogs not far from here at Corwen. Also now runs a hooooooge business of Off roading, shepherding and dog handling as well as training and selling dogs.
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 01:51:50 PM: I had to Google him.

I see he is big in sheepdogs [snigger]
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 02:04:46 PM: Indeed ~ that's how we met. I got him to be the main attraction at our village show a few years back. Smashing bloke. Been out to his place to have a look. Quite a business one way and another. All because he can train a bloody collie evil:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 02:08:22 PM: Does he do wimmin?
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 02:18:26 PM: Well he certainly charmed the village laydeees but I gather his wife runs the home if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 02:19:56 PM: scared2:

So collies are more trainable than wimmin.

Wrong and bad noooo:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 02:24:44 PM: Collies are more obsessive than wimmin too. angel1
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 03:14:19 PM: And eat more Bonios whistle:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 03:15:08 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 03:14:19 PM
And eat more Bonios whistle:

Well, that depends.....
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 03:15:40 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 03:15:08 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 03:14:19 PM
And eat more Bonios whistle:

Well, that depends.....

We need to talk confused:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 03:20:56 PM: My old mother always told me not to talk with my mouth full. ;)
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 03:22:44 PM: Fair 'nuff.
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 03:36:33 PM: rubschin: Did I just miss something?
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 04:08:49 PM: We were discussing Miss D's holiday angel1
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 05:05:49 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2009, 04:08:49 PM
We were discussing Miss D's holiday angel1

So where does all this ~~dogging train~~ dog training come into that?
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 06:17:03 PM: Snoopy started it. angel1
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 06:31:48 PM: BAD dog.

Did he?
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 07:24:55 PM: Shrugs: But I think he has broad shoulders. ;)
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 10:42:14 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 07:24:55 PM
Shrugs: But I think he has broad shoulders. ;)
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rubschin:
Title: Re: Clairvoyance
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 08:40:35 AM: Quite DS