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Title: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 12:50:43 PM
I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just keep going to the kitchen and exploring snack options. I have settled on some of the Boy's Sugar Puffs, which I wouldn't normally touch with a bargepole.

Could I be pregnant?  eeek:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2009, 12:58:42 PM
There are various possibilities but pregnancy is not one of them.

It could however be: Type 2 Diabetes, Over active Thyroid, Greed, Boredom.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 12:59:10 PM
I am on my second bowl  redface:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 16, 2009, 01:10:23 PM
The fly up your nostril requires a sugar fix  whistle:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2009, 01:12:54 PM
I am on my second bowl  redface:

Greed then
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2009, 01:13:05 PM
The fly up your nostril requires a sugar fix  whistle:
That's about the answer on which I was working.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 01:30:18 PM
Now I am craving fizzy frinks  noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 16, 2009, 01:52:13 PM
Now I am craving fizzy frinks  noooo:

What about dog poo? Are you strangely attracted to it?
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2009, 01:58:40 PM
Now I am craving fizzy frinks  noooo:

What about dog poo? Are you strangely attracted to it?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 01:59:56 PM
 whacky115
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2009, 02:03:39 PM
whacky115
"Hark at Barker"
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2009, 02:07:10 PM
I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just keep going to the kitchen and exploring snack options. I have settled on some of the Boy's Sugar Puffs, which I wouldn't normally touch with a bargepole.

Could I be pregnant?  eeek:


Have you been shagging?
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2009, 02:13:44 PM
I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just keep going to the kitchen and exploring snack options. I have settled on some of the Boy's Sugar Puffs, which I wouldn't normally touch with a bargepole.

Could I be pregnant?  eeek:


Have you been shagging?

You haven't met Mrs. Nick then?
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2009, 04:10:21 PM
Nooo but then I didn't specify Mrs nick,  I seem to recall that there have been several instances where Nick came close to shagging. noooo:










Makes him sound like a randy leg humping dog.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2009, 04:26:03 PM
Nooo but then I didn't specify Mrs nick,  I seem to recall that there have been several instances where Nick came close to shagging. noooo:


Makes him sound like a randy leg humping dog.

He'd only get splinters.  noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2009, 04:36:55 PM
Nooo but then I didn't specify Mrs nick,  I seem to recall that there have been several instances where Nick came close to shagging. noooo:










Makes him sound like a randy leg humping dog.


AHEM!   evil:

This site ain't big enough for two of us.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2009, 04:38:38 PM
You've been trying to hump Mrs Nick's leg?  Shame on you. ;)
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2009, 04:43:09 PM
It is no secret that Mrs Nick has very short legs  whistle:


















What you might call a low down bum ~ if Nick will forgive me
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2009, 05:05:27 PM
It is no secret that Mrs Nick has very short legs  whistle:


















What you might call a low down bum ~ if Nick will forgive me
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2009, 05:08:01 PM
It is no secret that Mrs Nick has very short legs  whistle:


















What you might call a low down bum ~ if Nick will forgive me

Speak to me Nick
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2009, 05:13:44 PM
It is no secret that Mrs Nick has very short legs  whistle:


















What you might call a low down bum ~ if Nick will forgive me




Ommm I'm telling on you.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2009, 05:23:16 PM
Mrs S#1 was the same height as Mrs Nick ~ as Nick well knows.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2009, 05:32:48 PM
 eeek: Good grief they are not one and the same are they. scared2:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2009, 05:50:15 PM
We have, in the past, conjectured that they might well be related. Both have the ability to cook toast just by breathing on the bread and have a way of speaking to one on the phone that causes one's ear to get frost bite.

You know the expression "If looks could kill" ~ we are convinced they are possessed of that power, tho' as yet neither has put it fully to the test. Comparing notes we discovered that they do specialise in glances that can cause a man's scrotum to shrivel faster than an ice cold shower.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2009, 05:54:00 PM
Ice cold showers shrivel?  No wonder BM had so many problems with his fixtures and fittings.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2009, 06:14:38 PM
I'm not sure what all this has to do with the Munchies  whistle:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2009, 08:19:33 PM
You seem...  Nick thinks...humping Mrs Nick.... Oh I am confused. surrender:


I give you a recent picture of Nick...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg38.imageshack.us%2Fimg38%2F4783%2F21332118.jpg&hash=35d1b88bb2d64a91cbc43d3a1424ef3d0a36bc7f) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2009, 10:44:32 AM
What is this shite?
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2009, 10:53:32 AM
Nick is here!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 19, 2009, 04:39:52 PM
Nick is here!  cloud9:

What on earth is he doing there I thought that he was at home being bizzy getting pissed. whistle:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2009, 05:02:20 PM
Nick is here!  cloud9:

What on earth is he doing there I thought that he was at home being bizzy getting pissed. whistle:
OIC... no, not here, I meant... oh does it matter really...?  noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 19, 2009, 06:02:08 PM
He really shouldn't be drinking or flying in his condition. noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2009, 06:06:12 PM
Uh?
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2009, 06:57:58 PM
Uh?
Precisely...  noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2009, 07:13:12 PM
ug
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 10:13:44 AM
Are you suffering from morning sickness still?
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2009, 12:01:10 PM
Are you suffering from morning sickness still?

As he would say himself:

A babby!  cloud9:





Disguised as diced carrot.

Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 12:46:17 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 12:55:58 PM
Banghead
Poor Nick....  happy100
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:01:30 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:02:50 PM
cussing:
Off the booze tonight then...? Like me...  angel1
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:03:57 PM
 char048

I spect Miss D is tanked up with cock cocktails
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:05:32 PM
char048

I spect Miss D is tanked up with cock cocktails
Problee.... No report from her yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:09:01 PM
Prolly been arrested  noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:10:40 PM
Prolly been arrested  noooo:
problee...
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Pastis on July 28, 2009, 11:16:06 PM
Partial to the Munchies too no doubt  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2009, 03:26:15 PM
I just found a load of nougat in the kitchen, so I just ate it. Just like that and for no reason

Now I feel sick
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 04:00:48 PM
I just found a load of nougat in the kitchen, so I just ate it. Just like that and for no reason

Now I feel sick
A Tesco over-delivery no doubt...  noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2009, 04:06:19 PM
It's mystery nougat. No one here buys it  rubschin:

I don't even like it  noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2009, 04:10:02 PM
Was it white nougat with nuts in?
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2009, 04:11:04 PM
Yes. Why?  scared2:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2009, 04:15:28 PM
I can't find the slab of rendered mutton tallow I was going to send to DEFRA because it had ticks in it.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2009, 04:16:54 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg38.imageshack.us%2Fimg38%2F7181%2F72216218.gif&hash=f967674258bc8888183b8c3fe28cd99b0a461121) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 04:40:30 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg38.imageshack.us%2Fimg38%2F7181%2F72216218.gif&hash=f967674258bc8888183b8c3fe28cd99b0a461121) (http://www.postimage.org/)

point:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2009, 06:58:04 PM
I find the wrapper. It's CORSICAN nougat. Where the fook did that come from?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 07:01:37 PM
I find the wrapper. It's CORSICAN nougat. Where the fook did that come from?  rubschin:
Corsica...?  Shrugs:

I've been munching special K...  noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2009, 07:02:25 PM
Made in Slough out of old boxes I hear
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 07:05:23 PM
Made in Slough out of old boxes I hear
Prolly... I still like it tho... And at least I know where it came from!  point:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2009, 07:06:55 PM
Slough  noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 07:09:18 PM
Slough  noooo:
Precisely... via the Orphanides supermarket in Limassol...  happy088
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2009, 07:10:30 PM
Is that the plural of orphan?
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 07:12:35 PM
Is that the plural of orphan?
Don't start...  noooo:

Most of the expats call it 'Orphan Annie's'. How fucking hilarious is that?  Banghead
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2009, 07:13:30 PM
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stoopid  noooo:

Anyhoo

Nougat. What do we think?
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 07:14:57 PM
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stoopid  noooo:

Stupid - quite so...
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2009, 07:15:25 PM
Do they sell nougat tho'?
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 07:16:53 PM
Do they sell nougat tho'?
Only the finest Corsican nougat...
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Pirate on July 29, 2009, 07:25:28 PM
Is that the plural of orphan?
Don't start...  noooo:

Most of the expats call it 'Orphan Annie's'. How fucking hilarious is that?  Banghead

or 'Awful Needies'
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 29, 2009, 07:54:18 PM
I just found a load of nougat in the kitchen, so I just ate it. Just like that and for no reason

Now I feel sick


Nick you are pregnant, just accept the fact that you will be eating things that are stranger than normal for the duration.









I have started knitting bootees and I can't bloody knit. evil:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 29, 2009, 07:55:46 PM
I just found a load of nougat in the kitchen, so I just ate it. Just like that and for no reason

Now I feel sick


Nick you are pregnant, just accept the fact that you will be eating things that are stranger than normal for the duration.









I have started knitting bootees and I can't bloody knit. evil:

No point, Nick has cloven hooves  whistle:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2009, 09:16:02 PM
There was a woman on hols that kept calling nougat  "nugget"  ::).  I tried to put her right by telling her it's pronounced Nougat, like Mont?limar from whence it came but she wouldn't have it  noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 06:58:21 AM
There was a woman on hols that kept calling nougat  "nugget"  ::).  I tried to put her right by telling her it's pronounced Nougat, like Mont?limar from whence it came but she wouldn't have it  noooo:
Ooohh... is it time for my gateaux joke?  ;D
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 08:16:30 AM
Only if it involves trains
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 08:52:15 AM
Only if it involves trains
Nope...  whistle:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 08:55:26 AM
Well don't inflict it on us then.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 08:59:49 AM
Well don't inflict it on us then.
Okay... your loss tho...  evil:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 09:12:32 AM
Bollau to your gattox in fact
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 09:46:30 AM
Bollau to your gattox in fact
evil:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 10:35:51 AM
 point:



Moses told me that one in the playground. ::)
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 10:49:56 AM
point:



Moses told me that one in the playground. ::)
I told Moses...  whistle:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 11:03:35 AM
point:



Moses told me that one in the playground. ::)
I told Moses...  whistle:


I knew you were telling porkies about your age  point:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Pastis on July 30, 2009, 04:36:34 PM
Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?

A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging  ;)
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 04:39:14 PM
Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?

A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging  ;)
Variety 8 Pack! I used to dream of being able to afford those when we were kids...  sad24:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 04:40:12 PM
I have loads.

All of triple A batteries  evil:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 04:40:48 PM
I have loads.

All of triple A batteries  evil:
happy001
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 04:42:21 PM
Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?

A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging  ;)


I never eat breakfast cereals.  sick2:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 04:43:10 PM
I have loads.

All of triple A batteries  evil:
happy001

GO AND PLAY WITH SOME OF YER GOATS
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Pastis on July 30, 2009, 04:45:47 PM
Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?

A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging  ;)

I never eat breakfast cereals.  sick2:

Neither do I as a rule, but about every six months, for munchies, like ... and the cupboard was bare, so....  ;D
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2009, 10:41:44 PM
we used to call cornflakes 'scabs'  redface:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Bar Wench on July 31, 2009, 10:51:22 PM
If we have cereal chez wench, I have shreddies and Mr Wench is a coco pops boy.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 01, 2009, 08:32:14 AM
Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?

A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging  ;)
Variety 8 Pack! I used to dream of being able to afford those when we were kids...  sad24:

So did I and red wellies as it happens.  That prolly explains a lot.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 01, 2009, 08:33:42 AM
Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?

A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging  ;)
Variety 8 Pack! I used to dream of being able to afford those when we were kids...  sad24:

So did I and red wellies as it happens.  That prolly explains a lot.








I have never really come to terms with breakfast cereals but in the winter have been known to make porridge. cloud9:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 10:31:42 AM
Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?

A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging  ;)
Variety 8 Pack! I used to dream of being able to afford those when we were kids...  sad24:

So did I and red wellies as it happens.  That prolly explains a lot.







I have never really come to terms with breakfast cereals but in the winter have been known to make porridge. cloud9:


I confess to porridge or Gruel as the kids call it. Half a cup of rolled oats and a cup and a half of water. Bung it in the microwave for two minutes, cool with water and eat. Does wonders for the cholesterol levels. Have the same every morning ~ No I do not add any milk or sugar ~ Yes it is vile but bloody good for me. It also lasts me all morning as the oats are very slow release carbs thus I get the double benefit on the diabetes front as well.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2009, 11:45:19 AM
It sounds disgusterous  noooo:
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 01, 2009, 12:19:01 PM
So Snoops gets his oats every morning.

Good work fella  happy088
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 01:17:13 PM
It sounds disgusterous  noooo:

It is but it is also healthy.
Title: Re: The Munchies
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 01:17:35 PM
So Snoops gets his oats every morning.

Good work fella  happy088


One does one's best  whistle: