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Come Inside... => The Restaurant => Topic started by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 12:50:43 PM
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I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just keep going to the kitchen and exploring snack options. I have settled on some of the Boy's Sugar Puffs, which I wouldn't normally touch with a bargepole.
Could I be pregnant? eeek:
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There are various possibilities but pregnancy is not one of them.
It could however be: Type 2 Diabetes, Over active Thyroid, Greed, Boredom.
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I am on my second bowl redface:
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The fly up your nostril requires a sugar fix whistle:
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I am on my second bowl redface:
Greed then
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The fly up your nostril requires a sugar fix whistle:
That's about the answer on which I was working.
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Now I am craving fizzy frinks noooo:
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Now I am craving fizzy frinks noooo:
What about dog poo? Are you strangely attracted to it?
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Now I am craving fizzy frinks noooo:
What about dog poo? Are you strangely attracted to it?
lol: lol: lol:
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whacky115
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whacky115
"Hark at Barker"
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I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just keep going to the kitchen and exploring snack options. I have settled on some of the Boy's Sugar Puffs, which I wouldn't normally touch with a bargepole.
Could I be pregnant? eeek:
Have you been shagging?
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I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just keep going to the kitchen and exploring snack options. I have settled on some of the Boy's Sugar Puffs, which I wouldn't normally touch with a bargepole.
Could I be pregnant? eeek:
Have you been shagging?
You haven't met Mrs. Nick then?
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Nooo but then I didn't specify Mrs nick, I seem to recall that there have been several instances where Nick came close to shagging. noooo:
Makes him sound like a randy leg humping dog.
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Nooo but then I didn't specify Mrs nick, I seem to recall that there have been several instances where Nick came close to shagging. noooo:
Makes him sound like a randy leg humping dog.
He'd only get splinters. noooo:
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Nooo but then I didn't specify Mrs nick, I seem to recall that there have been several instances where Nick came close to shagging. noooo:
Makes him sound like a randy leg humping dog.
AHEM! evil:
This site ain't big enough for two of us.
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You've been trying to hump Mrs Nick's leg? Shame on you. ;)
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It is no secret that Mrs Nick has very short legs whistle:
What you might call a low down bum ~ if Nick will forgive me
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It is no secret that Mrs Nick has very short legs whistle:
What you might call a low down bum ~ if Nick will forgive me
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It is no secret that Mrs Nick has very short legs whistle:
What you might call a low down bum ~ if Nick will forgive me
Speak to me Nick
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It is no secret that Mrs Nick has very short legs whistle:
What you might call a low down bum ~ if Nick will forgive me
Ommm I'm telling on you.
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Mrs S#1 was the same height as Mrs Nick ~ as Nick well knows.
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eeek: Good grief they are not one and the same are they. scared2:
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We have, in the past, conjectured that they might well be related. Both have the ability to cook toast just by breathing on the bread and have a way of speaking to one on the phone that causes one's ear to get frost bite.
You know the expression "If looks could kill" ~ we are convinced they are possessed of that power, tho' as yet neither has put it fully to the test. Comparing notes we discovered that they do specialise in glances that can cause a man's scrotum to shrivel faster than an ice cold shower.
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Ice cold showers shrivel? No wonder BM had so many problems with his fixtures and fittings.
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I'm not sure what all this has to do with the Munchies whistle:
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You seem... Nick thinks...humping Mrs Nick.... Oh I am confused. surrender:
I give you a recent picture of Nick...
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What is this shite?
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Nick is here! cloud9:
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Nick is here! cloud9:
What on earth is he doing there I thought that he was at home being bizzy getting pissed. whistle:
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Nick is here! cloud9:
What on earth is he doing there I thought that he was at home being bizzy getting pissed. whistle:
OIC... no, not here, I meant... oh does it matter really...? noooo:
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He really shouldn't be drinking or flying in his condition. noooo:
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Uh?
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Uh?
Precisely... noooo:
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ug
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Are you suffering from morning sickness still?
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Are you suffering from morning sickness still?
As he would say himself:
A babby! cloud9:
Disguised as diced carrot.
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Banghead
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Banghead
Poor Nick.... happy100
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cussing:
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cussing:
Off the booze tonight then...? Like me... angel1
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char048
I spect Miss D is tanked up with cock cocktails
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char048
I spect Miss D is tanked up with cock cocktails
Problee.... No report from her yet... noooo:
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Prolly been arrested noooo:
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Prolly been arrested noooo:
problee...
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Partial to the Munchies too no doubt rubschin:
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I just found a load of nougat in the kitchen, so I just ate it. Just like that and for no reason
Now I feel sick
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I just found a load of nougat in the kitchen, so I just ate it. Just like that and for no reason
Now I feel sick
A Tesco over-delivery no doubt... noooo:
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It's mystery nougat. No one here buys it rubschin:
I don't even like it noooo:
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Was it white nougat with nuts in?
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Yes. Why? scared2:
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I can't find the slab of rendered mutton tallow I was going to send to DEFRA because it had ticks in it. rubschin:
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point:
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I find the wrapper. It's CORSICAN nougat. Where the fook did that come from? rubschin:
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I find the wrapper. It's CORSICAN nougat. Where the fook did that come from? rubschin:
Corsica...? Shrugs:
I've been munching special K... noooo:
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Made in Slough out of old boxes I hear
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Made in Slough out of old boxes I hear
Prolly... I still like it tho... And at least I know where it came from! point:
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Slough noooo:
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Slough noooo:
Precisely... via the Orphanides supermarket in Limassol... happy088
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Is that the plural of orphan?
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Is that the plural of orphan?
Don't start... noooo:
Most of the expats call it 'Orphan Annie's'. How fucking hilarious is that? Banghead
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stoopid noooo:
Anyhoo
Nougat. What do we think?
Popcorn:
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stoopid noooo:
Stupid - quite so...
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Do they sell nougat tho'?
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Do they sell nougat tho'?
Only the finest Corsican nougat...
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Is that the plural of orphan?
Don't start... noooo:
Most of the expats call it 'Orphan Annie's'. How fucking hilarious is that? Banghead
or 'Awful Needies'
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I just found a load of nougat in the kitchen, so I just ate it. Just like that and for no reason
Now I feel sick
Nick you are pregnant, just accept the fact that you will be eating things that are stranger than normal for the duration.
I have started knitting bootees and I can't bloody knit. evil:
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I just found a load of nougat in the kitchen, so I just ate it. Just like that and for no reason
Now I feel sick
Nick you are pregnant, just accept the fact that you will be eating things that are stranger than normal for the duration.
I have started knitting bootees and I can't bloody knit. evil:
No point, Nick has cloven hooves whistle:
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There was a woman on hols that kept calling nougat "nugget" ::). I tried to put her right by telling her it's pronounced Nougat, like Mont?limar from whence it came but she wouldn't have it noooo:
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There was a woman on hols that kept calling nougat "nugget" ::). I tried to put her right by telling her it's pronounced Nougat, like Mont?limar from whence it came but she wouldn't have it noooo:
Ooohh... is it time for my gateaux joke? ;D
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Only if it involves trains
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Only if it involves trains
Nope... whistle:
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Well don't inflict it on us then.
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Well don't inflict it on us then.
Okay... your loss tho... evil:
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Bollau to your gattox in fact
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Bollau to your gattox in fact
evil:
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point:
Moses told me that one in the playground. ::)
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point:
Moses told me that one in the playground. ::)
I told Moses... whistle:
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point:
Moses told me that one in the playground. ::)
I told Moses... whistle:
I knew you were telling porkies about your age point:
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Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?
A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging ;)
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Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?
A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging ;)
Variety 8 Pack! I used to dream of being able to afford those when we were kids... sad24:
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I have loads.
All of triple A batteries evil:
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I have loads.
All of triple A batteries evil:
happy001
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Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?
A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging ;)
I never eat breakfast cereals. sick2:
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I have loads.
All of triple A batteries evil:
happy001
GO AND PLAY WITH SOME OF YER GOATS
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Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?
A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging ;)
I never eat breakfast cereals. sick2:
Neither do I as a rule, but about every six months, for munchies, like ... and the cupboard was bare, so.... ;D
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we used to call cornflakes 'scabs' redface:
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If we have cereal chez wench, I have shreddies and Mr Wench is a coco pops boy.
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Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?
A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging ;)
Variety 8 Pack! I used to dream of being able to afford those when we were kids... sad24:
So did I and red wellies as it happens. That prolly explains a lot.
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Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?
A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging ;)
Variety 8 Pack! I used to dream of being able to afford those when we were kids... sad24:
So did I and red wellies as it happens. That prolly explains a lot.
I have never really come to terms with breakfast cereals but in the winter have been known to make porridge. cloud9:
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Is this thread sponsored by Kellogg's?
A variety 8 pack dropped into my trolley earlier; I'm sure it was a result of subliminal messaging ;)
Variety 8 Pack! I used to dream of being able to afford those when we were kids... sad24:
So did I and red wellies as it happens. That prolly explains a lot.
I have never really come to terms with breakfast cereals but in the winter have been known to make porridge. cloud9:
I confess to porridge or Gruel as the kids call it. Half a cup of rolled oats and a cup and a half of water. Bung it in the microwave for two minutes, cool with water and eat. Does wonders for the cholesterol levels. Have the same every morning ~ No I do not add any milk or sugar ~ Yes it is vile but bloody good for me. It also lasts me all morning as the oats are very slow release carbs thus I get the double benefit on the diabetes front as well.
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It sounds disgusterous noooo:
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So Snoops gets his oats every morning.
Good work fella happy088
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It sounds disgusterous noooo:
It is but it is also healthy.
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So Snoops gets his oats every morning.
Good work fella happy088
One does one's best whistle: