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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 08:50:25 AM
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Popcorn:
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Much better... happy088
I wonder if they have Intermong on the ship...? rubschin:
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He'll be too busy keeping tabs on the kids noooo:
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He'll be too busy keeping tabs on the kids noooo:
Do they smoke then...?
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Oh they will be doing whistle:
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They have internet. I shall endeavour to send dispatches.
I have no worries about my children, they are as sensible as their mother and father.
Shame really ;)
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This is going to be entertaining Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
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When does he go?
I hear they have had to fumigate Pastis' ship, like whistle:
Popcorn:
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Was that before or after he had been on it? whistle:
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I wonder if the kids are secretly packing fun stuff rubschin:
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Packing - It's a week away yet, got to buy a new suitcase first.
Oddly, I had a text from daughter earlier enquiring if her brother was having his own suitcase (she has had her own for a couple of years) rubschin:
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One of my daughters was mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:
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Packing - It's a week away yet, got to buy a new suitcase first.
Oddly, I had a text from daughter earlier enquiring if her brother was having his own suitcase (she has had her own for a couple of years) rubschin:
That's worrying noooo:
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She's just being sensible. Probably.
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Of course, of course
He's deluded
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One of my daughters was mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:
We used to be issued with them to keep the sand out of our weapons whistle:
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Pesky sand noooo:
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Gets everywhere tunble:
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noooo:
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They have internet. I shall endeavour to send dispatches.
I have no worries about my children, they are as sensible as their mother and father.
Shame really ;)
Do you ever feel these words will come back to haunt him whistle:
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They have internet. I shall endeavour to send dispatches.
I have no worries about my children, they are as sensible as their mother and father.
Shame really ;)
Do you ever feel these words will come back to haunt him whistle:
Most certainly... noooo:
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The whole thing is a
juvenile sexual adventure disaster waiting to happen noooo:
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Never mind - we will be here to offer consolation and solace upon his return lol:
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especially if he gets sand under his 'weapon'
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One of my daughters was mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:
We used to be issued with them to keep the sand out of our weapons whistle:
eeek: You were issued with my daughters?
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One of my daughters was mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:
We used to be issued with them to keep the sand out of our weapons whistle:
eeek: You were issued with my daughters?
lol: lol: lol:
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One of my daughters was mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:
We used to be issued with them to keep the sand out of our weapons whistle:
eeek: You were issued with my daughters?
lol: lol: lol:
One never knows eyes:
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That would have been just before you were neutered then would it rubschin:
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I regained custody when I got divorced. whistle:
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We are drifting off topic noooo:
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We are simply providing Uncle with options and precautionary tales . So that he maintains his dignity and impartiality and does not come back with a different avatart ;)
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We are simply providing Uncle with options and precautionary tales . So that he maintains his dignity and impartiality and does not come back with a different avatart ;)
Or a grandfather voucher...
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A babby cloud9:
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We are drifting off topic noooo:
There is a topic?
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evil:
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We are drifting off topic noooo:
There is a topic?
Is it still called that or has it changed, like Marathon to Snickers?
I find it all very confusing. redface:
Apparently Opal Fruits had to change name because it offended Gay Car salesmen.
The world has gone mad noooo:
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One of my daughters was mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:
When my eldest boy went on a lads holiday I bought him a couple of packs. My yougest son saw me putting them in his suitcase, roared with laughter & told me that all the lads had been to the family planning clinic where they were given handfuls free. At least they were being sensible.
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Don't they call them Rubber Johnnies any more...? redface:
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One of my best mates is a sexual health advisor - she has boxes of the bloody things noooo:
She is threatening to bring some over for the Brat soon - much to The Brat's acute embarrassment eveilgrin:
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One of my best mates is a sexual health advisor - she has boxes of the bloody things noooo:
What, rubber johnnies? lol:
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that'll be them lol:
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We are drifting off topic noooo:
There is a topic?
Is it still called that or has it changed, like Marathon to Snickers?
I find it all very confusing. redface:
Apparently Opal Fruits had to change name because it offended Gay Car salesmen.
The world has gone mad noooo:
Indeed it has DS indeed it has. surrender:
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Getting back on topic:
Man Overboard! (http://www.cruisejunkie.com/Overboard.html)
rubschin:
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Getting back on topic:
Man Overboard! (http://www.cruisejunkie.com/Overboard.html)
rubschin:
And you presumably are cruising with Carnival
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No Island Cruises (http://www.islandcruises.com/)
Phew!
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noooo:
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Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
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Uncle M's avartart has disappeared ( at least on my pc)
Has he gone already rubschin:
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No, he seems to be OK for me
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Oh well - maybe he's just chosen to hide away from me rubschin:
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He's behind you!
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BOO!
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Have the kids packed yet? whistle:
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We go Tuesday so nobody's packed. Also tickets haven't arrived.
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There's a postal strike tomorrow as well scared2:
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They will probably arrive on Wednesday noooo:
Just as well really
http://www.allatsea.co.za/disasters.htm (http://www.allatsea.co.za/disasters.htm)
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The specialist travel company I booked with received all the tickets last week, excluding mine and one other traveller. No sign yet despite them chasing daily.
No problem, I'll pick them up Gatwick.
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Of course, of course.
What can possibly go wrong with that plan?
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I know I would feel happy , having got all packed, kids excited, going all the way to Gatwick and then spening 2 weeks at the hotel watching bunny rabbits playing on the roundabout whilst awaiting my tickets rubschin:
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I am sure he has it all organised, like happy088
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Nothing could possibly go wrong... noooo:
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This is Uncle Mort not Nick we are talking about ::)
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BOO!
You're back cloud9:
Must be just at work I'm not allowed to view your avartart rubschin:
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/509911/inside_the_rough_cruise_ship/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/509911/inside_the_rough_cruise_ship/)
noooo:
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An old episode of Star Trek?
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It seems appropriate angel1
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I canna see it Jim.
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It's nothing to worry about. whistle:
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Eimail confirmation received that the tickets will be collected at the airport. Better not take too long as we were planning to have breakfast there.
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Nothing can possibly go wrong
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Nothing can possibly go wrong
noooo:
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Something will deffo go wrong noooo:
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Something will deffo go wrong noooo:
Deffo... noooo:
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Your Cassandra words have no effect on me.
We shall have a f...ing good time.
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Your Cassandra words have no effect on me.
We shall have a f...ing good time.
Of course... noooo:
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The holiday rep is going to see if they can get the tickets ready to be given to us as as soon as we arrive. Means we can check in and still have time to eat before the flight.
Having used them for a number of holidays I have every confidence.
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Your Cassandra words have no effect on me.
We shall have a f...ing good time.
Especially the kids eyes:
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The holiday rep is going to see if they can get the tickets ready to be given to us as as soon as we arrive. Means we can check in and still have time to eat before the flight.
Having used them for a number of holidays I have every confidence.
Poor innocent child noooo:
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The holiday rep is going to see if they can get the tickets ready to be given to us as as soon as we arrive. Means we can check in and still have time to eat before the flight.
Having used them for a number of holidays I have every confidence.
Poor innocent child noooo:
It is so sad.... sad24:
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I wonder what happened, like
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I wonder what happened, like
Two weeks at the North terminal prolly... noooo:
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They could go for a ride on the Shuttle once a day, for a treat like
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Oh yea of little faith. No problems at the airport, picked up tickets, board plane, flew to Palma. Hour and half to collect bags though - power cut.
The ship - bit like Butlins afloat to be honest. Not quite what I expected. Cabin is tiny! Still, I don't intend to spend much time there.
Shame about the the yummy mummies though eeek: Only the two from Manchester pass muster rubschin:
The one other father is Irish, from Dublin and we've already been hitting the bar together.
Anyway, short visit, lifeboat drill soon.
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Attack of claustrophobia for sure noooo:
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Probably.
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Still at Gatwick... noooo:
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noooo: You can check my address surely?
The internet connection is slow though.
Might drop in from time to time.
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noooo: You can check my address surely?
Uncle Mort: all at sea?
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noooo: You can check my address surely?
The internet connection is slow though.
Might drop in from time to time.
I could check... but where would the fun be in that? lol:
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He could send us a virtual post card couldn't he?
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He could send us a virtual post card couldn't he?
From the North terminal like...? lol:
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Wonderful picture Miss C.
You can almost smell the kerosene and hear the jolly Bangladeshi banter of the baggage handlers.
Makes a change from molluscs I suppose.
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Ummm the smell of aviation fuel... cloud9:
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Ummm the smell of aviation fuel... cloud9:
Napalm in the morning....
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cloud9: 10pm tonight on More4.
Engineering Britain's Superweapons. Three parts commencing tonight with the V- bombers. It's going to be very interesting veiwing IMHO.
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cloud9: 10pm tonight on More4.
Engineering Britain's Superweapons. Three parts commencing tonight with the V- bombers. It's going to be very interesting veiwing IMHO.
Interesting but ultimately quite sad...?
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Ta, I like that Vulcan the best cloud9:
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Anyhooo....
What has this got to do with Uncle being stranded at the north terminal with only the occasional shuttle excursion for entertainment...? rubschin:
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He has taken up carpet bombing?
To pass the time, like
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Ta, I like that Vulcan the best cloud9:
Me too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VECwLl06ik0
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I touched one once cloud9:
Also memories of Thunderball cloud9:
And Lincolnshire cloud9:
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There is one at RAF Hendon with some terrific footage complete with sound of a whole squadron taking off from RAF Finningley wonderful stuff.
We can get back to Uncle in a minute.
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I don't like to boast but I've flown in one.
Per Ardua Ad Astra and all that. whistle:
Utterly awesome experience if a little cramped.
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Finningley cloud9:
Used to go there in the evenings and watch them take off with my dad. They were, he told me, all loaded up with nuclear bombs eeek:
I touched one at Cosford cloud9:
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They certainly were fully loaded they were all on permanent standby during the cold war.
Why oh why did they change Finningley to Robin Hood FFS how stupid is that.
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Your Dad was right ~ they were. I have loaded them.
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I don't like to boast but I've flown in one.
Utterly awesome experience if a little cramped.
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We used to wander out there in about 1964-66 rubschin:
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He has taken up carpet bombing?
To pass the time, like
Sleeping on the carpet prolly... whistle:
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Still, the kids will be entertaining themselves angel1
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We used to wander out there in about 1964-66 rubschin:
I joined the RAF in May 1963 and left in June 1968
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Blonde lad, short trousers, blue Ford Popular with orange ears?
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Doesn't ring any bells I must confess but I was prolly too busy keeping an eye out for the likes of these guys:
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You might recognise my dad though! rubschin:
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Did he have orange ears too?
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Used to go there in the evenings and watch them take off with my dad.
Like an eagle with a rabbit?
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Prolly more in a 'beamed up' manner.
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I once caught a train at Waterloo. I was in uniform, as one did back then. An old lady said "Do you know my son? .... He is in the RAF".
"Me, him and 350,000 others madam" I replied
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What has this got to do with my holiday like?
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Err nothing really.
You are up early.
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Hour ahead.
Just arrived at Livorno, the ship makes an awful racket when docking so I got up and had breakfast. Off to Pisa this afternoon.
It's going to be a quiet morning lazing about. We were in Rome yesterday and it took a lot out of us. Very hot and very tiring but worth the visit.
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Sounds good to me. 8)
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Holiday's going great. happy088
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Glad to hear it Uncle.
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Gatwick... ::)
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Sounds all very positive to me rubschin: - what's he hiding lol:
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Sounds all very positive to me rubschin: - what's he hiding lol:
Hmmmm.. I also detect a secret lurking.
Perhaps one of the yummies went to see the Golden Rivet with him?
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I see that The Poseidon Adventure is on the box today whistle:
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I see that The Poseidon Adventure is on the box today whistle:
Do you think UM has met up with Shelley Winters?
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lol: lol: lol: lol: shutup:
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And that Miss D is hoping Omar Sharif turns up? OK, he's 77, but rich and available and beggars can't be choosers
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I see that The Poseidon Adventure is on the box today whistle:
Do you think UM has met up with Shelley Winters?
Many of the women on board are carrying extra ballast. eeek:
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'tis a bit quiet on here.
Cap'n just announced that we leaving Mahon. Next stop Palma and the plane home. cry:
It's been a great holiday, only the occasional fractious moment with the children.
No shagging noooo:
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You, them?
Please specify.
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None of us.
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Thank you. ;D
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I really must read this whole thread at some point lol:
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None of us.
happy100
Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH? eyes:
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None of us.
happy100
Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH? eyes:
Ballast and Barnacle party prolly. noooo:
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None of us.
happy100
Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH? eyes:
Ballast and Barnacle party prolly. noooo:
Any port in a storm eh? eyes:
Did you see what I did there, did you, did you? Port in a storm and he is on a cruise like! happy001
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None of us.
happy100
Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH? eyes:
Ballast and Barnacle party prolly. noooo:
Any port in a storm eh? eyes:
Did you see what I did there, did you, did you? Port in a storm and he is on a cruise like! happy001
Indeed you did, not to mention the clever Freudian undertone of a port as a place of entry.
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None of us.
happy100
Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH? eyes:
Ballast and Barnacle party prolly. noooo:
Any port in a storm eh? eyes:
Did you see what I did there, did you, did you? Port in a storm and he is on a cruise like! happy001
Indeed you did, not to mention the clever Freudian undertone of a port as a place of entry.
Oh yes! eyes:
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None of us.
Of course, of course
noooo:
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I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction eeek:
The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov whistle:
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I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction eeek:
The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov whistle:
Pulling rank eh?
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I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction eeek:
The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...
By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats... noooo:
What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship? Shrugs:
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I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction eeek:
The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...
By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats... noooo:
What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship? Shrugs:
All right, calm down.
This Kenneth Horne frenzy will cause even more hair loss you know. noooo:
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Thar she blows!
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Avast behind !
Where is Wenchy BTW?
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Shedding her skin like a snake I imagine
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I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction eeek:
The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...
By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats... noooo:
What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship? Shrugs:
All right, calm down.
This Kenneth Horne frenzy will cause even more hair loss you know. noooo:
redface:
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I didn't even get to mention tug boats <snigger> yet Shrugs:
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I didn't even get to mention tug boats <snigger> yet Shrugs:
You would be tossed over the side if you did. evil:
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I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction eeek:
The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...
By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats... noooo:
What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship? Shrugs:
All right, calm down.
This Kenneth Horne frenzy will cause even more hair loss you know. noooo:
What exactly is BM doing with Kenneth's Horne? eeek:
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I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction eeek:
The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...
By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats... noooo:
What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship? Shrugs:
All right, calm down.
This Kenneth Horne frenzy will cause even more hair loss you know. noooo:
What exactly is BM doing with Kenneth's Horne? eeek:
Best a sweet, innocent girl doesn't know dear... noooo:
I'll PM you shall I...? happy001
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If you must.
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If you must.
evil:
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Just make sure that you wash your hands first....Please ;)
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Just make sure that you wash your hands first....Please ;)
It isn't the first of the month yet... noooo:
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Just make sure that you wash your hands first....Please ;)
It isn't the first of the month yet... noooo:
One should sanitise at every available opportunity we're told. I'm sure Uncle M will concur on his return whistle:
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Has he been in a sanatorium then? eeek:
The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:
Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
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Has he been in a sanatorium then? eeek:
The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:
Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it? Shrugs:
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Has he been in a sanatorium then? eeek:
The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:
Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it? Shrugs:
Hold on tho...
I've fixed it for you... happy088
I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection.... eyes:
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Has he been in a sanatorium then? eeek:
The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:
Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it? Shrugs:
Hold on tho...
I've fixed it for you... happy088
I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection.... eyes:
Pervert! eeek:
I never thought I'd see the day when you went round collecting womens used avatars. Shameful. noooo:
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I'm back! from the cruise that is, NOT the sanatorium or Gatwick.
For Pastis:
1) Lifeboat drill. We had to stand on the boat deck at our muster points, no hands on shoulders or standing to attention. We're passengers not crew after all. A few jokes from the captain and instructions on putting on the lifejacket and that's it.
2) The washing of hands is very much encouraged with dispensers at all restaurants and when boarding.
BBQ day on board!
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lol: lol:
The onboard BBQs can get out of hand if the wind's in the wrong direction. Some of our passengers took the filing out safety drill to be the start of the hokie cokie eeek:
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Has he been in a sanatorium then? eeek:
The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:
Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it? Shrugs:
Hold on tho...
I've fixed it for you... happy088
I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection.... eyes:
Pervert! eeek:
I never thought I'd see the day when you went round collecting womens used avatars. Shameful. noooo:
lol: lol: Thank you for fixing it BM it took ages to find and being on death's doorstep like, I couldn't fix it myself. I shall leave the old in your safe keeping but will want it back if and when I recover.
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Has he been in a sanatorium then? eeek:
The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:
Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it? Shrugs:
Hold on tho...
I've fixed it for you... happy088
I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection.... eyes:
Pervert! eeek:
I never thought I'd see the day when you went round collecting womens used avatars. Shameful. noooo:
Thanks for the PM Darwin - I'll e-mail a copy to you today. happy088
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Has he been in a sanatorium then? eeek:
The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:
Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it? Shrugs:
Hold on tho...
I've fixed it for you... happy088
I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection.... eyes:
Pervert! eeek:
I never thought I'd see the day when you went round collecting womens used avatars. Shameful. noooo:
lol: lol: Thank you for fixing it BM it took ages to find and being on death's doorstep like, I couldn't fix it myself. I shall leave the old in your safe keeping but will want it back if and when I recover.
I'll clean it off if you require it back... redface:
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I'm back! from the cruise that is, NOT the sanatorium or Gatwick.
For Pastis:
1) Lifeboat drill. We had to stand on the boat deck at our muster points, no hands on shoulders or standing to attention. We're passengers not crew after all. A few jokes from the captain and instructions on putting on the lifejacket and that's it.
2) The washing of hands is very much encouraged with dispensers at all restaurants and when boarding.
BBQ day on board!
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Welcome back Uncle! We've missed you like... cloud9:
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Has he been in a sanatorium then? eeek:
The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:
Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it? Shrugs:
Hold on tho...
I've fixed it for you... happy088
I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection.... eyes:
Pervert! eeek:
I never thought I'd see the day when you went round collecting womens used avatars. Shameful. noooo:
lol: lol: Thank you for fixing it BM it took ages to find and being on death's doorstep like, I couldn't fix it myself. I shall leave the old in your safe keeping but will want it back if and when I recover.
I'll clean it off if you require it back... redface:
Eeeeew
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Has he been in a sanatorium then? eeek:
The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:
Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it? Shrugs:
Hold on tho...
I've fixed it for you... happy088
I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection.... eyes:
Pervert! eeek:
I never thought I'd see the day when you went round collecting womens used avatars. Shameful. noooo:
Thanks for the PM Darwin - I'll e-mail a copy to you today. happy088
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Welcome back Uncle! We've missed you like... cloud9:
Ta very much BM.
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Welcome back Uncle! We've missed you like... cloud9:
Ta very much BM.
It's like Joanna Lumley arriving in Nepal here... razz:
Did you get such a welcome at 'the other place'...? rubschin:
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I doubt they noticed he had gone anywhere.
PS When can I expect delivery of my stick of rock?
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I threw it to you yesterday, did you not hear the "fetch"
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You'll have to shout louder ~ meanwhile I'll go and snuffle round the garden until I locate it. Thanks in advance.
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I threw it to you yesterday, did you not hear the "fetch"
lol: lol: lol: