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Title: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 08:50:25 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2009, 08:51:18 AM
Much better...  happy088

I wonder if they have Intermong on the ship...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 08:51:55 AM
He'll be too busy keeping tabs on the kids  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2009, 08:52:49 AM
He'll be too busy keeping tabs on the kids  noooo:
Do they smoke then...?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 08:53:15 AM
Oh they will be doing  whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2009, 08:56:54 AM
They have internet. I shall endeavour to send dispatches.

I have no worries about my children, they are as sensible as their mother and father.

Shame really  ;)   
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 08:57:41 AM
This is going to be entertaining  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2009, 09:00:14 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 09:52:31 AM
 When does he go?


I hear they have had to fumigate Pastis' ship, like   whistle:




Popcorn:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 14, 2009, 11:05:50 AM
Was that before or after he had been on it? whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
I wonder if the kids are secretly packing fun stuff  rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2009, 03:44:33 PM
Packing - It's a week away yet, got to buy a new suitcase first.

Oddly, I had a text from daughter earlier enquiring if her brother was having his own suitcase (she has had her own for a couple of years)   rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 14, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
One of my daughters  was  mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 03:49:23 PM
Packing - It's a week away yet, got to buy a new suitcase first.

Oddly, I had a text from daughter earlier enquiring if her brother was having his own suitcase (she has had her own for a couple of years)   rubschin:

That's worrying  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2009, 03:52:39 PM
She's just being sensible. Probably.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 03:53:18 PM
Of course, of course



































He's deluded
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2009, 03:55:12 PM
One of my daughters  was  mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:

We used to be issued with them to keep the sand out of our weapons  whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 03:55:43 PM
Pesky sand  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2009, 03:57:24 PM
Gets everywhere  tunble:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 03:58:15 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 14, 2009, 06:22:46 PM
They have internet. I shall endeavour to send dispatches.

I have no worries about my children, they are as sensible as their mother and father.

Shame really  ;)   

Do you ever feel these words will come back to haunt him  whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2009, 07:00:59 PM
They have internet. I shall endeavour to send dispatches.

I have no worries about my children, they are as sensible as their mother and father.

Shame really  ;)   

Do you ever feel these words will come back to haunt him  whistle:
Most certainly...  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 08:17:50 PM
The whole thing is a juvenile sexual adventure disaster waiting to happen  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 14, 2009, 08:26:42 PM
Never mind - we will be here to offer consolation and solace upon his return  lol:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Pirate on July 14, 2009, 09:39:50 PM
especially if he gets sand under his 'weapon'
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 15, 2009, 03:06:19 AM
One of my daughters  was  mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:

We used to be issued with them to keep the sand out of our weapons  whistle:


 eeek: You were issued with my daughters?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2009, 06:05:13 AM
One of my daughters  was  mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:

We used to be issued with them to keep the sand out of our weapons  whistle:


 eeek: You were issued with my daughters?

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2009, 07:05:14 AM
One of my daughters  was  mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:

We used to be issued with them to keep the sand out of our weapons  whistle:


 eeek: You were issued with my daughters?

lol: lol: lol:

One never knows  eyes:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 15, 2009, 07:07:09 AM
That would have been just before you were neutered then would it  rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2009, 07:09:40 AM
I regained custody when I got divorced. whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2009, 07:36:46 AM
We are drifting off topic  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 15, 2009, 07:43:27 AM
We are simply providing Uncle with options and precautionary tales . So that he maintains his dignity and impartiality and does not come back with a different avatart  ;)
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 15, 2009, 07:49:32 AM
We are simply providing Uncle with options and precautionary tales . So that he maintains his dignity and impartiality and does not come back with a different avatart  ;)
Or a grandfather voucher...
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2009, 07:54:22 AM
A babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 15, 2009, 08:25:54 AM
We are drifting off topic  noooo:



There is a topic?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2009, 08:26:44 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 15, 2009, 09:03:53 AM
We are drifting off topic  noooo:
There is a topic?
Is it still called that or has it changed, like Marathon to Snickers?

I find it all very confusing.  redface:

Apparently Opal Fruits had to change name because it offended Gay Car salesmen.

The world has gone mad  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: barmisspah? on July 15, 2009, 10:02:35 AM
One of my daughters  was  mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:

When my eldest boy went on a lads holiday I bought him a couple of packs. My yougest son saw me putting them in his suitcase, roared with laughter & told me that all the lads had been to the family planning clinic where they were given handfuls free. At least they were being sensible.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2009, 10:07:10 AM
Don't they call them Rubber Johnnies any more...?  redface:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 15, 2009, 10:09:01 AM
One of my best mates is a sexual health advisor - she has boxes of the bloody things  noooo:

She is threatening to bring some over for the Brat soon - much to The Brat's acute embarrassment  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2009, 11:06:18 AM
One of my best mates is a sexual health advisor - she has boxes of the bloody things  noooo:

What, rubber johnnies?  lol:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 15, 2009, 11:45:03 AM
that'll be them  lol:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 15, 2009, 03:59:51 PM
We are drifting off topic  noooo:
There is a topic?
Is it still called that or has it changed, like Marathon to Snickers?

I find it all very confusing.  redface:

Apparently Opal Fruits had to change name because it offended Gay Car salesmen.

The world has gone mad  noooo:



Indeed it has DS indeed it has. surrender:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 15, 2009, 04:22:43 PM
Getting back on topic:

Man Overboard! (http://www.cruisejunkie.com/Overboard.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2009, 04:25:04 PM
Getting back on topic:

Man Overboard! (http://www.cruisejunkie.com/Overboard.html)

 rubschin:

And you presumably are cruising with   Carnival
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 15, 2009, 04:35:43 PM
No Island Cruises (http://www.islandcruises.com/)

Phew!

Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2009, 06:33:21 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2009, 07:08:09 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 07:40:51 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2009, 07:49:18 AM
Uncle M's avartart has disappeared ( at least on my pc)

Has he gone already  rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 07:51:21 AM
No, he seems to be OK for me
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2009, 08:41:21 AM
Oh well - maybe he's just chosen to hide away from me  rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2009, 08:48:59 AM
He's behind you!
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2009, 08:49:30 AM
BOO!
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 08:49:57 AM
Have the kids packed yet?  whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2009, 08:51:15 AM
We go Tuesday so nobody's packed. Also tickets haven't arrived.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2009, 09:04:29 AM
There's a postal strike tomorrow as well  scared2:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 09:06:12 AM
They will probably arrive on Wednesday  noooo:

Just as well really

http://www.allatsea.co.za/disasters.htm (http://www.allatsea.co.za/disasters.htm)
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2009, 09:15:29 AM
The specialist travel company I booked with received all the tickets last week, excluding mine and one other traveller. No sign yet despite them chasing daily.

No problem, I'll pick them up Gatwick.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 09:16:03 AM
Of course, of course.

What can possibly go wrong with that plan?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2009, 09:51:41 AM
I know I would feel happy , having got all packed, kids excited,  going all the way to Gatwick and then spening 2 weeks at the hotel watching bunny rabbits playing on the roundabout whilst awaiting my tickets  rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 09:54:44 AM
I am sure he has it all organised, like  happy088
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2009, 09:56:46 AM
Nothing could possibly go wrong...  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: barmisspah? on July 16, 2009, 03:44:07 PM
This is Uncle Mort not Nick we are talking about  ::)
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2009, 06:27:52 PM
BOO!

You're back  cloud9:

Must be just at work I'm not allowed to view your avartart  rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2009, 09:27:35 AM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/509911/inside_the_rough_cruise_ship/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/509911/inside_the_rough_cruise_ship/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2009, 09:28:56 AM
An old episode of Star Trek?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2009, 09:51:59 AM
It seems appropriate  angel1
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2009, 09:59:39 AM
I canna see it Jim.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2009, 10:05:22 AM
It's nothing to worry about.  whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2009, 10:14:16 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg40.imageshack.us%2Fimg40%2F3415%2Fphpr70zgf.png&hash=cf3e88b16e9ffd876536067511ed967d167683ec) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 18, 2009, 01:02:48 PM
Eimail confirmation received that the tickets will be collected at the airport. Better not take too long as we were planning to have breakfast there.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2009, 01:05:35 PM
Nothing can possibly go wrong
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2009, 01:18:36 PM
Nothing can possibly go wrong
noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2009, 01:22:42 PM
Something will deffo go wrong  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2009, 01:24:36 PM
Something will deffo go wrong  noooo:
Deffo...  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 18, 2009, 07:29:57 PM
Your Cassandra words have no effect on me.

We shall have a f...ing good time.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2009, 08:28:40 PM
Your Cassandra words have no effect on me.

We shall have a f...ing good time.
Of course...  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2009, 08:40:27 AM
The holiday rep is going to see if they can get the tickets ready to be given to us as as soon as we arrive. Means we can check in and still have time to eat before the flight.

Having used them for a number of holidays I have every confidence.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2009, 08:53:27 AM
Your Cassandra words have no effect on me.

We shall have a f...ing good time.

Especially the kids  eyes:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2009, 08:55:03 AM
The holiday rep is going to see if they can get the tickets ready to be given to us as as soon as we arrive. Means we can check in and still have time to eat before the flight.

Having used them for a number of holidays I have every confidence.

Poor innocent child  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2009, 09:10:01 AM
The holiday rep is going to see if they can get the tickets ready to be given to us as as soon as we arrive. Means we can check in and still have time to eat before the flight.

Having used them for a number of holidays I have every confidence.

Poor innocent child  noooo:
It is so sad....  sad24:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:42:11 AM
I wonder what happened, like
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 09:00:46 AM
I wonder what happened, like
Two weeks at the North terminal prolly...  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 07:23:45 AM
They could go for a ride on the Shuttle once a day, for a treat like
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2009, 07:24:10 AM
Oh yea of little faith. No problems at the airport, picked up tickets, board plane, flew to Palma. Hour and half to collect bags though - power cut.

The ship - bit like Butlins afloat to be honest. Not quite what I expected. Cabin is tiny! Still, I don't intend to spend much time there.

Shame about the the yummy mummies though  eeek: Only the two from Manchester pass muster  rubschin:

The one other father is Irish, from Dublin and we've already been hitting the bar together.

Anyway, short visit, lifeboat drill soon.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 07:25:55 AM
Attack of claustrophobia for sure  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2009, 07:27:55 AM
Probably.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 07:29:57 AM
Still at Gatwick...  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2009, 07:33:19 AM
 noooo: You can check my address surely?

The internet connection is slow though.

Might drop in from time to time.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 07:43:11 AM
noooo: You can check my address surely?



Uncle Mort: all at sea?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 07:55:41 AM
noooo: You can check my address surely?

The internet connection is slow though.

Might drop in from time to time.
I could check... but where would the fun be in that?  lol:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
He could send us a virtual post card couldn't he?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 08:35:24 AM
He could send us a virtual post card couldn't he?
From the North terminal like...?  lol:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 09:05:53 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg190.imageshack.us%2Fimg190%2F1791%2F41357174.jpg&hash=25b59d7d9daa8d8ee5b461dbcee8f28441c2cc79) (http://www.postimage.org/)


Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 09:09:50 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg190.imageshack.us%2Fimg190%2F1791%2F41357174.jpg&hash=25b59d7d9daa8d8ee5b461dbcee8f28441c2cc79) (http://www.postimage.org/)


Wonderful picture Miss C.
You can almost smell the kerosene and hear the jolly Bangladeshi banter of the baggage handlers.


Makes a change from molluscs I suppose.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 09:31:57 AM
Ummm the smell of aviation fuel... cloud9:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 11:34:00 AM
Ummm the smell of aviation fuel... cloud9:
Napalm in the morning....
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 01:25:05 PM
 cloud9: 10pm tonight on More4.

Engineering Britain's Superweapons.  Three parts commencing tonight with the V- bombers.  It's going to be very interesting veiwing IMHO.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 01:26:10 PM
cloud9: 10pm tonight on More4.

Engineering Britain's Superweapons.  Three parts commencing tonight with the V- bombers.  It's going to be very interesting veiwing IMHO.
Interesting but ultimately quite sad...?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 01:26:52 PM
Ta, I like that Vulcan the best  cloud9:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 01:28:11 PM
Anyhooo....

What has this got to do with Uncle being stranded at the north terminal with only the occasional shuttle excursion for entertainment...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 01:30:47 PM
He has taken up carpet bombing?

To pass the time, like
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 01:32:22 PM
Ta, I like that Vulcan the best  cloud9:

Me too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VECwLl06ik0
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 01:34:42 PM
I touched one once  cloud9:

Also memories of Thunderball  cloud9:

And Lincolnshire  cloud9:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 01:42:54 PM
There is one at RAF Hendon with some terrific footage complete with sound of a whole squadron taking off from RAF Finningley wonderful stuff.


















We can get back to Uncle in a minute.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 01:44:39 PM
I don't like to boast but I've flown in one.

Per Ardua Ad Astra and all that.  whistle:











Utterly awesome experience if a little cramped.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 01:45:34 PM
Finningley  cloud9:

Used to go there in the evenings and watch them take off with my dad. They were, he told me, all loaded up with nuclear bombs  eeek:

I touched one at Cosford  cloud9:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 01:50:19 PM
They certainly were fully loaded they were all on permanent standby during the cold war. 










Why oh why did they change Finningley to Robin Hood FFS how stupid is that.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 01:50:55 PM
Your Dad was right ~ they were. I have loaded them.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 01:52:08 PM
I don't like to boast but I've flown in one.












Utterly awesome experience if a little cramped.



 worthy:





Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 01:53:17 PM
We used to wander out there in about 1964-66  rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 01:53:38 PM
He has taken up carpet bombing?

To pass the time, like
Sleeping on the carpet prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 01:55:12 PM
Still, the kids will be entertaining themselves  angel1
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 02:00:49 PM
We used to wander out there in about 1964-66  rubschin:

I joined the RAF in May 1963 and left in June 1968
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 02:09:38 PM
Blonde lad, short trousers, blue Ford Popular with orange ears?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 02:16:22 PM
Doesn't ring any bells I must confess but I was prolly too busy keeping an eye out for the likes of these guys:

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Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 02:19:00 PM
You might recognise my dad though!  rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 02:27:19 PM
Did he have orange ears too?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 02:34:14 PM
Used to go there in the evenings and watch them take off with my dad.

Like an eagle with a rabbit?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 02:35:37 PM
Prolly more in a 'beamed up' manner.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 02:38:27 PM
I once caught a train at Waterloo. I was in uniform, as one did back then. An old lady said "Do you know my son? .... He is in the RAF".

"Me, him and 350,000 others madam" I replied
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2009, 06:39:20 AM
What has this got to do with my holiday like?

Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 25, 2009, 06:48:52 AM
Err nothing really.

You are up early.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2009, 06:53:33 AM
Hour ahead.

Just arrived at Livorno, the ship makes an awful racket when docking so I got up and had breakfast. Off to Pisa this afternoon.

It's going to be a quiet morning lazing about. We were in Rome yesterday and it took a lot out of us. Very hot and very tiring but worth the visit. 
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 25, 2009, 06:57:08 AM
Sounds good to me. 8)

Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2009, 06:59:31 AM
Holiday's going great. happy088
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 25, 2009, 07:03:40 AM
Glad to hear it Uncle.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2009, 10:10:37 AM
Gatwick...  ::)
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 25, 2009, 10:16:40 AM
Sounds all very positive to me  rubschin:   - what's he hiding  lol:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2009, 12:39:02 PM
Sounds all very positive to me  rubschin:   - what's he hiding  lol:
Hmmmm.. I also detect a secret lurking.

Perhaps one of the yummies went to see the Golden Rivet with him?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 07:09:05 PM
I see that The Poseidon Adventure is on the box today  whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2009, 07:18:53 PM
I see that The Poseidon Adventure is on the box today  whistle:
Do you think UM has met up with Shelley Winters?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2009, 07:28:10 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: shutup:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 07:50:43 PM
And that Miss D is hoping Omar Sharif turns up? OK, he's 77, but rich and available and beggars can't be choosers
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2009, 04:37:26 PM
I see that The Poseidon Adventure is on the box today  whistle:
Do you think UM has met up with Shelley Winters?

Many of the women on board are carrying extra ballast.  eeek:

Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2009, 04:46:58 PM
'tis a bit quiet on here.

Cap'n just announced that we leaving Mahon. Next stop Palma and the plane home.  cry:

It's been a great holiday, only the occasional fractious moment with the children.

No shagging  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 27, 2009, 04:48:22 PM
You, them?

Please specify.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2009, 04:51:04 PM
None of us.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 27, 2009, 05:07:52 PM
Thank you. ;D

Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2009, 05:20:43 PM
I really must read this whole thread at some point  lol:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2009, 06:01:39 PM
None of us.
happy100

Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH?  eyes:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2009, 06:02:57 PM
None of us.
happy100

Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH?  eyes:

Ballast and Barnacle party prolly.  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2009, 06:04:24 PM
None of us.
happy100

Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH?  eyes:

Ballast and Barnacle party prolly.  noooo:
Any port in a storm eh?  eyes:












Did you see what I did there, did you, did you? Port in a storm and he is on a cruise like!  happy001
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2009, 06:35:44 PM
None of us.
happy100

Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH?  eyes:

Ballast and Barnacle party prolly.  noooo:
Any port in a storm eh?  eyes:


Did you see what I did there, did you, did you? Port in a storm and he is on a cruise like!  happy001

Indeed you did, not to mention the clever Freudian undertone of a port as a place of entry.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2009, 06:36:33 PM
None of us.
happy100

Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH?  eyes:

Ballast and Barnacle party prolly.  noooo:
Any port in a storm eh?  eyes:


Did you see what I did there, did you, did you? Port in a storm and he is on a cruise like!  happy001

Indeed you did, not to mention the clever Freudian undertone of a port as a place of entry.
Oh yes!  eyes:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2009, 08:05:38 PM
None of us.

Of course, of course


















 noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2009, 08:33:44 PM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2009, 09:39:02 PM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
Pulling rank eh?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 06:02:57 AM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...

By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats...  noooo:

What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 08:01:16 AM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...

By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats...  noooo:

What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship?  Shrugs:

All right, calm down.

This Kenneth Horne frenzy will cause even more hair loss you know.  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 08:34:18 AM
Thar she blows!
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 08:53:55 AM
Avast behind !











Where is Wenchy BTW?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 08:54:52 AM
Shedding her skin like a snake I imagine
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 11:56:12 AM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...

By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats...  noooo:

What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship?  Shrugs:

All right, calm down.

This Kenneth Horne frenzy will cause even more hair loss you know.  noooo:
redface:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Pastis on July 28, 2009, 12:02:51 PM
I didn't even get to mention tug boats <snigger> yet  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 12:05:28 PM
I didn't even get to mention tug boats <snigger> yet  Shrugs:
You would be tossed over the side if you did.  evil:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2009, 12:23:26 PM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...

By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats...  noooo:

What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship?  Shrugs:

All right, calm down.

This Kenneth Horne frenzy will cause even more hair loss you know.  noooo:


What exactly is BM doing with Kenneth's Horne? eeek:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 12:28:48 PM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...

By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats...  noooo:

What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship?  Shrugs:

All right, calm down.

This Kenneth Horne frenzy will cause even more hair loss you know.  noooo:


What exactly is BM doing with Kenneth's Horne? eeek:
Best a sweet, innocent girl doesn't know dear...  noooo:












I'll PM you shall I...?  happy001
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2009, 12:39:53 PM
If you must.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 12:44:19 PM
If you must.
evil:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2009, 12:46:52 PM
Just make sure that you wash your hands first....Please ;)
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 12:47:40 PM
Just make sure that you wash your hands first....Please ;)
It isn't the first of the month yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Pastis on July 28, 2009, 11:13:35 PM
Just make sure that you wash your hands first....Please ;)
It isn't the first of the month yet...  noooo:

One should sanitise at every available opportunity we're told. I'm sure Uncle M will concur on his return  whistle:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 29, 2009, 01:01:01 AM
Has he been in a sanatorium then?   eeek:

The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:

Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 04:28:55 AM
Has he been in a sanatorium then?   eeek:

The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:

Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 05:27:51 AM
Has he been in a sanatorium then?   eeek:

The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:

Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it?  Shrugs:
Hold on tho...

I've fixed it for you...  happy088

I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection....  eyes:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2009, 07:38:02 AM
Has he been in a sanatorium then?   eeek:

The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:

Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it?  Shrugs:
Hold on tho...

I've fixed it for you...  happy088

I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection....  eyes:

Pervert!   eeek:

I never thought I'd see the day when you went round collecting womens used avatars. Shameful.  noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 29, 2009, 07:56:32 AM
I'm back! from the cruise that is, NOT the sanatorium or Gatwick.

For Pastis:

1) Lifeboat drill. We had to stand on the boat deck at our muster points, no hands on shoulders or standing to attention. We're passengers not crew after all. A few jokes from the captain and instructions on putting on the lifejacket and that's it.

2) The washing of hands is very much encouraged with dispensers at all restaurants and when boarding.

BBQ day on board!
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Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Pastis on July 29, 2009, 08:18:32 AM
 lol: lol:

The onboard BBQs can get out of hand if the wind's in the wrong direction.  Some of our passengers took the filing out safety drill to be the start of the hokie cokie  eeek:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 29, 2009, 08:24:08 AM
Has he been in a sanatorium then?   eeek:

The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:

Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it?  Shrugs:
Hold on tho...

I've fixed it for you...  happy088

I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection....  eyes:

Pervert!   eeek:

I never thought I'd see the day when you went round collecting womens used avatars. Shameful.  noooo:


 lol: lol:  Thank you for fixing it BM it took ages to find and being on death's doorstep like, I couldn't fix it myself. I shall leave the old in your safe keeping but will want it back if and when I recover.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 08:49:47 AM
Has he been in a sanatorium then?   eeek:

The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:

Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it?  Shrugs:
Hold on tho...

I've fixed it for you...  happy088

I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection....  eyes:

Pervert!   eeek:

I never thought I'd see the day when you went round collecting womens used avatars. Shameful.  noooo:
Thanks for the PM Darwin - I'll e-mail a copy to you today.  happy088
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 08:50:58 AM
Has he been in a sanatorium then?   eeek:

The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:

Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it?  Shrugs:
Hold on tho...

I've fixed it for you...  happy088

I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection....  eyes:

Pervert!   eeek:

I never thought I'd see the day when you went round collecting womens used avatars. Shameful.  noooo:


 lol: lol:  Thank you for fixing it BM it took ages to find and being on death's doorstep like, I couldn't fix it myself. I shall leave the old in your safe keeping but will want it back if and when I recover.

I'll clean it off if you require it back...  redface:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2009, 08:51:26 AM
I'm back! from the cruise that is, NOT the sanatorium or Gatwick.

For Pastis:

1) Lifeboat drill. We had to stand on the boat deck at our muster points, no hands on shoulders or standing to attention. We're passengers not crew after all. A few jokes from the captain and instructions on putting on the lifejacket and that's it.

2) The washing of hands is very much encouraged with dispensers at all restaurants and when boarding.

BBQ day on board!
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Welcome back Uncle! We've missed you like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 29, 2009, 09:22:42 AM
Has he been in a sanatorium then?   eeek:

The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:

Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it?  Shrugs:
Hold on tho...

I've fixed it for you...  happy088

I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection....  eyes:

Pervert!   eeek:

I never thought I'd see the day when you went round collecting womens used avatars. Shameful.  noooo:


 lol: lol:  Thank you for fixing it BM it took ages to find and being on death's doorstep like, I couldn't fix it myself. I shall leave the old in your safe keeping but will want it back if and when I recover.

I'll clean it off if you require it back...  redface:



Eeeeew
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2009, 02:09:16 PM
Has he been in a sanatorium then?   eeek:

The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:

Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
Where is your avatart when we need it?  Shrugs:
Hold on tho...

I've fixed it for you...  happy088

I'll keep the old one in my own personal collection....  eyes:

Pervert!   eeek:

I never thought I'd see the day when you went round collecting womens used avatars. Shameful.  noooo:
Thanks for the PM Darwin - I'll e-mail a copy to you today.  happy088
happy088
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 29, 2009, 07:51:12 PM
Welcome back Uncle! We've missed you like...  cloud9:

Ta very much BM.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 06:51:53 AM
Welcome back Uncle! We've missed you like...  cloud9:

Ta very much BM.
It's like Joanna Lumley arriving in Nepal here...  razz:

Did you get such a welcome at 'the other place'...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 08:57:47 AM
I doubt they noticed he had gone anywhere.











PS When can I expect delivery of my stick of rock?
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 30, 2009, 09:14:46 AM
I threw it to you yesterday, did you not hear the "fetch"
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 09:16:30 AM
You'll have to shout louder ~ meanwhile I'll go and snuffle round the garden until I locate it. Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2009, 12:01:34 PM
I threw it to you yesterday, did you not hear the "fetch"
lol: lol: lol: