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Title: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2009, 01:12:37 PM
A husband called William Dowling attempted to poison his wife Maureen by pouring mercury into her cup of tea in a bid to rekindle their relationship

Dowling mixed the substance into her drink when she visited his house every week, a court heard.

The 69-year-old, who was estranged from his wife, hoped she would become ill and need him to care for her. She became suspicious after noticing small silver globules of the metal in her tea and showed her daughter.

Paul Lewis, defending, said: "When his wife came to visit, he sought to cause her mild upset so he could care for her and resurrect the relationship."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/5817387/Pensioner-poisoned-wifes-tea-with-mercury.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/5817387/Pensioner-poisoned-wifes-tea-with-mercury.html)

He told officers that he still loved his wife and only existed when she was around. He said that he wanted her back and only felt alive when he was in her company.

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Not the most well thought out plan  doh:



Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2009, 01:14:47 PM
Did she get taller in hot weather I wonder...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2009, 01:16:32 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Think the husband was more concerned on his barometer rising  eyes:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 01:37:46 PM
Did she get taller in hot weather I wonder...?  rubschin:

A rare flash of wit. He must be back on the pop! whistle:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2009, 01:39:14 PM
Did she get taller in hot weather I wonder...?  rubschin:

A rare flash of wit. He must be back on the pop! whistle:
Why thank you Nick!  redface:

Actually, I am drinking tea...  whistle:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 01:41:10 PM
 char048
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2009, 01:43:31 PM
char048
I bloody am!  cussing:

No booze today, Tuesday, Wednesday or, um... well that'll be it prolly...  redface:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 01:44:46 PM
Tuesday then  whistle:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2009, 01:46:40 PM
Tuesday then  whistle:
Nope...  noooo:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 01:47:11 PM
I sense the whip hand of LL behind all this






















 point:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2009, 01:48:16 PM
I sense the whip hand of LL behind all this






















 point:
Hardly...  ::)

She had too much at lunchtime and has gone to bed...  noooo:

I drank tea...  angel1
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 01:50:49 PM
 eeek:

Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2009, 05:23:23 PM
Did she get taller in hot weather I wonder...?  rubschin:

A rare flash of wit. He must be back on the pop! whistle:
Why thank you Nick!  redface:

Actually, I am drinking tea...  whistle:

Teaquila more like whistle:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 13, 2009, 06:25:43 PM
I sense the whip hand of LL behind all this






















 point:
Hardly...  ::)

She had too much at lunchtime and has gone to bed...  noooo:

I drank tea...  angel1


Too much what tho?
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2009, 06:27:14 PM
I sense the whip hand of LL behind all this






















 point:
Hardly...  ::)

She had too much at lunchtime and has gone to bed...  noooo:

I drank tea...  angel1


Too much what tho?

Good point ~ well made  lol:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 06:27:26 PM
Pork in Cider





















 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 13, 2009, 06:32:25 PM
Infantile humour Mr Nick, go and sit at the bottom of the stairs until you are called. lol: lol:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 06:39:05 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Pastis on July 13, 2009, 07:15:58 PM
 happy100

I watched a re-run of a tribute to Humph last night... he preferred Tongue in Cider ...  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 07:27:28 PM
happy100

I watched a re-run of a tribute to Humph last night... he preferred Tongue in Cider ...  eeek: eeek:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2009, 08:32:11 AM
happy100

I watched a re-run of a tribute to Humph last night... he preferred Tongue in Cider ...  eeek: eeek:
I have stayed away from that correction so far, to avoid further accusations of pedantry.

Thank you for sharing the burden.
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2009, 08:59:00 AM
happy100

I watched a re-run of a tribute to Humph last night... he preferred Tongue in Cider ...  eeek: eeek:
I have stayed away from that correction so far, to avoid further accusations of pedantry.

Thank you for sharing the burden.

'Tis a long and lonely furrow you plough Darwin ~ don't think we aren't appreciative.
Title: Re: How to win back an ex ( not )
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2009, 11:13:15 AM
happy100

I watched a re-run of a tribute to Humph last night... he preferred Tongue in Cider ...  eeek: eeek:
I have stayed away from that correction so far, to avoid further accusations of pedantry.

Thank you for sharing the burden.

'Tis a long and lonely furrow you plough Darwin ~ don't think we aren't appreciative.

It's a calling you know.  redface: