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Title: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 12:01:53 PM
Since her car got squashed when parked on the road Mrs Nick has taken to using supermarket carparks close to stations.

She has received a photo of her car and a ?95 fine from a private parking company saying she has overstayed her free time in such a car park and must pay up.

Unfortunately ( whistle:) it was the day she took the Unigate family to Liverpool and advised them to leave their car in the same car park, for free like.

They too have recevied a ?95 fine.


















 point:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2009, 12:08:04 PM
Is this the car that subsequently exploded...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 12:10:07 PM
No, that was my car  evil:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2009, 12:12:41 PM
No, that was my car  evil:
Of course... silly question really...  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 13, 2009, 12:20:46 PM
Unfortunately ( whistle:) it was the day she took the Unigate family to Liverpool and advised them to leave their car in the same car park, for free like.

They too have recevied a ?95 fine.


I suggest you milk this episode for all it's worth.  ;)
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 12:21:05 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Pastis on July 13, 2009, 06:27:07 PM
I have to leave my car in a car park tomorrow... for the best part of two weeks, but I have been given a sign  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2009, 06:31:59 PM
Is God going to look after it for you  eeek:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 13, 2009, 06:33:48 PM
Is God going to look after it for you  eeek:



He has runes/ruins  apparently. whistle:

Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Pastis on July 13, 2009, 06:40:45 PM
 doh:

I should have clarified "sign"; a blue one displayed behind the windscreen that indicates my  angel1 status
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 06:41:34 PM
Fine  noooo:

I trust his lordship got the book
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Pastis on July 13, 2009, 06:47:13 PM
His Lordship didn't.... but I did  happy088

PM?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 06:47:43 PM
Cunning voice mail

Enjoy
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 06:51:57 PM
Mrs Nick now mopping stairs to clear up builders' mess.

They are back at 8.00 in the morning.


WHY????????
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2009, 06:55:50 PM
Because someone might trip on the dust and bang their head  whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 07:02:28 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Pastis on July 13, 2009, 07:09:59 PM
Because someone might trip on the dust and bang their head  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 14, 2009, 11:12:14 AM
doh:

I should have clarified "sign"; a blue one displayed behind the windscreen that indicates my  angel1 status



Pssssst Pastis, over here chap......I don't like being the one to tell you but the 'blue sign' is for disabled people. 
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 11:12:44 AM
Too late. He has fled the country
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: barmisspah? on July 14, 2009, 11:13:02 AM
Since her car got squashed when parked on the road Mrs Nick has taken to using supermarket carparks close to stations.

She has received a photo of her car and a ?95 fine from a private parking company saying she has overstayed her free time in such a car park and must pay up.

Unfortunately ( whistle:) it was the day she took the Unigate family to Liverpool and advised them to leave their car in the same car park, for free like.

They too have recevied a ?95 fine.





















 point:
Have a look at tpuc.org, they have some suggestions on this, although might not work with a private company.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2009, 11:16:00 AM
doh:

I should have clarified "sign"; a blue one displayed behind the windscreen that indicates my  angel1 status



Pssssst Pastis, over here chap......I don't like being the one to tell you but the 'blue sign' is for disabled people. 

He didn't realise it was just for the physically disabled.  ;)
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 14, 2009, 03:02:13 PM
Ahh well Pastis is a 'special person' he needs a blue sign badge, his needs, I am told, are very special. eyes:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick blunders
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2009, 03:02:55 PM
Hence his visits to the land of the midnight -ovas  eyes: