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Title: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2009, 10:14:18 AM: How can he or anyone else tell the difference? rubschin:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2009, 10:29:08 AM: Surely if he can go for three weeks without dropping off a roof that has to classify as a holiday?
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2009, 10:29:45 AM: Unless of course he goes on a roofing holiday. rubschin:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2009, 10:39:56 AM: What can he possibly do on a holiday that would be in any way different from his normal daily routine? rubschin:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2009, 11:19:08 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2009, 10:39:56 AM
What can he possibly do on a holiday that would be in any way different from his normal daily routine? rubschin:
Get mocked by a different group of people?
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2009, 11:26:57 AM: doh:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2009, 11:27:55 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2009, 11:19:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2009, 10:39:56 AM
What can he possibly do on a holiday that would be in any way different from his normal daily routine? rubschin:
Get mocked by a different group of people?

Prolly in a foreign language too. noooo:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2009, 11:28:51 AM: So he'll think they are being nice to him, like noooo:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2009, 11:30:09 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2009, 11:28:51 AM
So he'll think they are being nice to him, like noooo:

Prolly as long as they don't smirk...

Too much.
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2009, 11:56:39 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 11, 2009, 10:29:08 AM
Surely if he can go for three weeks without dropping off a roof that has to classify as a holiday?

That isn't a holiday, it's one of the portents of the apocalypse eeek:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 11, 2009, 12:33:45 PM: If he is not near a computer than we can prolly class that as a holiday - but I agree it is very difficult to tell noooo:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2009, 04:04:59 PM: What if he is by a computer but has a knotted handkerchief on his head? ;)
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2009, 04:16:29 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 11, 2009, 04:04:59 PM
What if he is by a computer but has a knotted handkerchief on his head? ;)
That is at home, not on holiday ::)
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2009, 05:11:54 PM: Ohh redface: I thought that if he was by a computer with a bandage round his head he was at home.
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Pastis on July 11, 2009, 05:20:29 PM: That's Nick judging by his new avatart ;)
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2009, 05:34:23 PM: Talking of avatars when I look at yours I see a bloke with back ache having a pee. Always have always will, unless you change it of course. redface:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Pastis on July 11, 2009, 05:55:50 PM: At last MissC! Someone who gets the subliminal message lol: Having a pee on the grockles down below on the beach lol:

You know, of course it's a genuine picture of a Jacques Tati statue? cool14:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2009, 06:01:05 PM: I have been on holiday so there.... and yes, I did have a nice time thanks for asking... evil:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Pastis on July 11, 2009, 06:07:52 PM: Glad that you feel so much better for it angel1
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2009, 06:08:11 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 11, 2009, 06:01:05 PM
I have been on holiday so there.... and yes, I did have a nice time thanks for asking... evil:
When are you going?
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2009, 06:08:34 PM: Quote from: Pastis on July 11, 2009, 05:55:50 PM
At last MissC! Someone who gets the subliminal message lol: Having a pee on the grockles down below on the beach lol:

You know, of course it's a genuine picture of a Jacques Tati statue? cool14:

Of course... char048 redface:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 11, 2009, 06:09:33 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 11, 2009, 06:01:05 PM
I have been on holiday so there.... and yes, I did have a nice time thanks for asking... evil:

What surgery did you have this time rubschin:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2009, 06:10:14 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 11, 2009, 06:09:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 11, 2009, 06:01:05 PM
I have been on holiday so there.... and yes, I did have a nice time thanks for asking... evil:

What surgery did you have this time rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2009, 06:11:52 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 11, 2009, 06:01:05 PM
I have been on holiday so there.... and yes, I did have a nice time thanks for asking... evil:

Where did you go Paphos? Cheap ~~plastic~~ cosmetic surgery there or so I am told. ;)
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2009, 07:34:36 PM: Bah! I did not have surgery! cussing:

I don't need it... angel1
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 11, 2009, 07:35:57 PM: That wasn't the consultants opinion though was it lol:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 11, 2009, 08:18:30 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 11, 2009, 07:35:57 PM
That wasn't the consultants opinion though was it lol:

I think the consultant mentioned bottox to the shins just as a starter!
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2009, 09:58:47 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 11, 2009, 06:09:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 11, 2009, 06:01:05 PM
I have been on holiday so there.... and yes, I did have a nice time thanks for asking... evil:

What surgery did you have this time rubschin:

He finally had enough saved for that strand by strand hair replacement procedure. whistle:
Title: Re: If BM has a holiday
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2009, 07:02:02 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 11, 2009, 08:18:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 11, 2009, 07:35:57 PM
That wasn't the consultants opinion though was it lol:

I think the consultant mentioned bottox to the shins just as a starter!
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Shins you say? scared2:

I can't even rub sun-tan oil on my shins... noooo: