The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 10, 2009, 08:50:24 AM
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Our immediate neighbour has just been round.
They are, I guess, in their late 40s and have two boys. One has just finished A levels, the other GCSEs.
They announce they are selling the house.
'We are emigrating. We like Canada. More space. Better quality of life. Better education. Older Boy will go to University of Toronto, other will do the IB he would have done here anyway and then go to University.'
Have bought a house with lake frontage and have jobs. He is a surveyor, she a nurse. Company cars, the lot. All organised.
'A bit late to do it, but we are SICK of this country, this effing Government, the cost of university tuition, the hassle, the interference, everything. We will never come back.'
Good luck to them!
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Did they mention they will have no neighbours whistle:
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rubschin:
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Our immediate neighbour has just been round.
They are, I guess, in their late 40s and have two boys. One has just finished A levels, the other GCSEs.
They announce they are selling the house.
'We are emigrating. We like Canada. More space. Better quality of life. Better education. Older Boy will go to University of Toronto, other will do the IB he would have done here anyway and then go to University.'
Have bought a house with lake frontage and have jobs. He is a surveyor, she a nurse. Company cars, the lot. All organised.
'A bit late to do it, but we are SICK of this country, this effing Government, the cost of university tuition, the hassle, the interference, everything. We will never come back.'
Good luck to them!
Translation:
"We can't stand it here any longer with the looney neighbours so we are moving to New Zealand. We are telling you it is Canada in case you decide to follow."
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evil:
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Our immediate neighbour has just been round.
They are, I guess, in their late 40s and have two boys. One has just finished A levels, the other GCSEs.
They announce they are selling the house.
'We are emigrating. We like Canada. More space. Better quality of life. Better education. Older Boy will go to University of Toronto, other will do the IB he would have done here anyway and then go to University.'
Have bought a house with lake frontage and have jobs. He is a surveyor, she a nurse. Company cars, the lot. All organised.
'A bit late to do it, but we are SICK of this country, this effing Government, the cost of university tuition, the hassle, the interference, everything. We will never come back.'
Good luck to them!
Translation:
"We can't stand it here any longer with the looney neighbours so we are moving to New Zealand. We are telling you it is Canada in case you decide to follow."
lol: lol: lol:
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evil: