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Title: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2009, 01:44:10 PM: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8141612.stm

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Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2009, 01:46:52 PM: Death by Chocolate - what a way to go cloud9:
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: barmisspah? on July 09, 2009, 02:44:54 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 09, 2009, 01:46:52 PM
Death by Chocolate

Good name for a cake ?
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2009, 02:52:51 PM: Quote from: barmisspah? on July 09, 2009, 02:44:54 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 09, 2009, 01:46:52 PM
Death by Chocolate

Good name for a cake ?

lol: It's been done lol:
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Pastis on July 09, 2009, 03:21:37 PM: redface: It's been eaten redface:
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 09, 2009, 04:04:13 PM: sad24: You ate all the cake?
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: barmisspah? on July 09, 2009, 04:13:09 PM: That's what I call mean evil:
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Pastis on July 09, 2009, 04:36:40 PM: There was no one else around... and it was exceedingly ~~good~~ small
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2009, 04:37:51 PM: Unlike most confessionals you shall not be forgiven - no sharezees noooo:
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Pastis on July 09, 2009, 04:44:57 PM: Ooh looK, I've found some more ... whistle:

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Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2009, 04:48:31 PM: Well you can hardly post it and it would be a shame to waste it so add it to your waist ~ be rude not to if you want my opinion (which you now have whether you wanted it or not)
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Bar Wench on July 09, 2009, 05:05:47 PM: Kerist cake! Can't remember the last time I ate cake!
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2009, 05:24:25 PM: A friend of mine just popped round for a natter - she is a good friend - she bought cake and a choice of cream, ice cream or custard to go with it cloud9:
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2009, 05:25:28 PM: Bang goes the new bikini noooo:
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Bar Wench on July 09, 2009, 05:30:02 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 09, 2009, 05:24:25 PM
A friend of mine just popped round for a natter - she is a good friend - she bought cake and a choice of cream, ice cream or custard to go with it cloud9:

DROOL
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Pastis on July 09, 2009, 05:33:20 PM: I bought some new linen trousers today, for hols, like ... stupidly took a guess on the waist size noooo:

Back they go redface:
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2009, 05:36:21 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 09, 2009, 05:25:28 PM
Bang goes the new bikini noooo:

It's elasticated lol:
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2009, 05:53:34 PM: Quote from: Pastis on July 09, 2009, 05:33:20 PM
I bought some new linen trousers today, for hols, like ... stupidly took a guess on the waist size noooo:

Back they go redface:

Just take them in a bit... like I do whistle:
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Pastis on July 09, 2009, 06:03:55 PM: drumroll:

If only ... lol:
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2009, 06:11:33 PM: Quote from: Pastis on July 09, 2009, 05:33:20 PM
I bought some new linen trousers today, for hols, like ... stupidly took a guess on the waist size noooo:

Back they go redface:

It will be the shop / manufacturer Pastis not you ;) - you must continue shopping to buy the size you want - you just need to find the right shop to get them from whistle:
Title: Re: How Wenchy would like to die
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2009, 07:26:07 PM: For years I bought my suits from a tailor in Hong Kong ~ they kept my measurements on file and a phone call would get me a new business suit, made to measure, within three weeks. I just quoted my personal customer number and told them which fabric I wanted. You know the sort of thing "Blue pin stripe three piece, winter weight" or "Linen summer weight two piece" etc ..............

Then ~ suddenly ~ they cut two inches off of all their tape measures.

And two years later they did the same thing again. evil:

They denied it of course.