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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 05, 2009, 09:45:26 AM
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62 on Saturday. We shall be sick of the whole thing by then.
Any thoughts for appopriate gifts? Bonio anyone?
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I'm thinking of a nice new collar for the Hound whistle:
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Bondage gear. Nice one
http://www.pawprintsshop.com/catalog.php?item=806&catid=65&ret=catalog.php%3Fpage%3D1%26category%3D65 (http://www.pawprintsshop.com/catalog.php?item=806&catid=65&ret=catalog.php%3Fpage%3D1%26category%3D65)
Or He could go for the unconvincing transvestite look rubschin:
http://www.pawprintsshop.com/catalog.php?category=35 (http://www.pawprintsshop.com/catalog.php?category=35)
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FFS! I assume cos the compamy is trading that people actually buy some of that stuff.
I bet he does
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We could do a fancy dress party for Snoopy
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Excellent plan!
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I am alwys up for a party, will there be a band?
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I'm afraid I shall be away for the day. whistle:
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But but but ....Wenchy is doing cakes, GOS has sorted out the entertainment , BM is providing some drinks and Nick is sorting out the transport to get you to your surprise party cry:
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We have disposed of the children for the weekend. Two boys are at Cub Camp and THW is earning points towards her Welsh Bac. by signing on as a "Junior Helper" at same camp thus providing the one to one care needed under the rools for Minimus ('cos of his anaphylaxis).
For the first time in 16 years and 40 days we will be child free for 48 hours.
Sorry ~ we'll party some other time.
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Nuff said - put the Do not disturb sign up and we will leave well alone eyes:
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eyes:
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eyes:
At the very least!
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Sounds like a capital plan! happy088
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eyes:
At the very least!
What ELSE then? A puppet show?
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We have disposed of the children for the weekend. Two boys are at Cub Camp and THW is earning points towards her Welsh Bac. by signing on as a "Junior Helper" at same camp thus providing the one to one care needed under the rools for Minimus ('cos of his anaphylaxis).
For the first time in 16 years and 40 days we will be child free for 48 hours.
Sorry ~ we'll party some other time.
Sounds like a party to me !
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We have disposed of the children for the weekend. Two boys are at Cub Camp and THW is earning points towards her Welsh Bac. by signing on as a "Junior Helper" at same camp thus providing the one to one care needed under the rools for Minimus ('cos of his anaphylaxis).
For the first time in 16 years and 40 days we will be child free for 48 hours.
Sorry ~ we'll party some other time.
Can we come and watch then? Pretty please!
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Pervert!! Off to Brummagem Wed afternoon whistle:
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I'm going away too... whistle:
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Detox?
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I'm going away too... whistle:
Voluntarily rubschin:
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Pervert!! Off to Brummagem Wed afternoon whistle:
Popcorn:
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What can possibly go wrong?
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Detox?
Hardly... I shall be drinking Efes... whistle:
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Not long to go
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He'll be busy packing the kids off as we speak....... whistle:
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With tape over their mouths....
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I'm going away too... whistle:
To Snoopys? eeek: noooo:
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Many Happy returns of the day dear Hound - I know you don't do burfdays but thats just tough cos we do lol:
So get your party hat on and watch us eat your cake -
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Well that came a surprise ~ quite woke me up in fact.
Lovely day so far ~ all kids at camp until tomorrow ;D
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Many Happy returns of the day dear Hound - I know you don't do burfdays but thats just tough cos we do lol:
So get your party hat on and watch us eat your cake -
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Please don't tell me that's a euphemism I can't bear the thought.
I hope that Mrs S will have the 'hair of the dog' at some stage today. ;)
Happy Birthday Snoops hope you enjoy the peace and calmness.
I'll find a card later once I have imbibed some caffeine
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Time for a bonio? eyes:
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There.
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I expect he
isn't up yet hasn't got out of bed yet.
Happy birthday you old dog. ;D ;D ;D
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He's very quiet today ...at least on here anyways eyes:
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He's very quiet today ...at least on here anyways eyes:
I'm afraid I shall be away for the day. whistle:
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He's very quiet today ...at least on here anyways eyes:
I'm afraid I shall be away for the day. whistle:
Is this going to be the start of the 'all new' Snoopy away day thread?
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I was in here first thing to clean the bogs, change the barrels etc but then I had a lovely day.
1) Percy Filth reared his ugly head in traditional Burfday fashion
2) Halfway through that the phone rang to summon us to the cub camp where they had lost the medication that Minimus must carry wherever he goes
3) Delivered fresh supplies of medication only to find that the "lost" items had been found
4) Decided to abandon rest of 1) until later
5) Chased all over Denbighshire on a mission for the Village Hall committee
6) Mrs S#2 bought me lunch in a pub (she had Lasagne, I had Chicken breast stuffed with spinach and pine nuts)
7) Returned home to resume 1) ~ fell asleep due to lunch
8 ) Soothed Mrs S#2's worries about Cubs at camp and the weather forecast of torrential rain throughout the night
9) Returned to the job in hand see 1) above
10) Interrupted by Burfday Greetings phone call from MiL who then engaged Mrs S#2 in a loooooooong conversation about a row she has had with the Gas Board
11) Finally resumed 1) only to be interrupted by eldest daughter ringing to say Happy Burfday
12) Decided to abandon 1) and watch TV instead
13) Mrs S#2 said "would you like your Burfday treat now?". I affirmed eagerly.
14) Mrs S#2 reappears, not in lingerie as hoped but still in jeans but carrying a custard slice with a candle burning on top of it. She warbles "Happy Birthday to you" and I enjoy the diabetically dangerous custard slice ('cos I ain't supposed to eat such things)
15) The rain starts to bucket down and panic ensues in Mrs S#2's breast ~ her darlings will be getting wet! ::)
16) Midnight ~ and so to bed too knackered to bother to finish 1) above
This morning.
Wake and think "today I will return to 1) above ~ what could possibly go wrong?" Make my approach and am not rebuffed, in fact met with some enthusiasm. Phone rings ~ THW "Daddy you'll have to come to the camp RIGHT AWAY ~ Minimus is having an allergic reaction to something"
"Calm down dear, now what seems to be the problem?"
"He says he feels sick and he can hardly breath his asthma is sooooooooooooo bad and he wants to come home NOW!!"
I drag on jeans and sweatshirt, leap into Landrover and drive to Cub Camp to be met by smiling Minimus "I'm feeling a bit better now, I think it was the rain knocking pollen off the trees and the wind mixing it with all the grass pollen"
"So do you want to come home or not?"
"Yes please ~ Akela says it would be best and I am very wheezy"
I listen to his chest and he is, sounds like a leaky water pump, indeed very wheezy so we load him and his kit into car, THW says "No point in my staying here then" and proceeds to take down her tent and load it plus all other very wet kit into my car.
We return home.
THW is now on the phone to her Boyfriend arranging the rest of her day, Minimus is stretched out on the sofa watching TV and consuming vast quantities of hot toast and tea, Mrs S#2 is trying to sort out the bundle of tents, sleeping bags and clothing to wash and/or dry it all and I have to return to the camp at 1pm to help take down the rest of the several acres of canvas tenting and watch the flag lowering and final prayers parade at 3pm. Then can I collect Minor, who is still there having a whale of a time, load all his wet gear and come home again.
AND I STILL HAVEN'T HAD A SHAG! cussing:
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Life returns to normal then
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AND I STILL HAVEN'T HAD A SHAG! cussing:
But you did have a custard slice - focus on the positives my dear lol:
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AND I STILL HAVEN'T HAD A SHAG! cussing:
But you did have a custard slice - focus on the positives my dear lol:
I'll swap you a custard slice for a shag any day! evil:
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Life returns to normal then
My thoughts exactly. evil:
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AND I STILL HAVEN'T HAD A SHAG! cussing:
But you did have a custard slice - focus on the positives my dear lol:
I'll swap you a custard slice for a shag any day! evil:
I think Miss D will decline your generous offer
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AND I STILL HAVEN'T HAD A SHAG! cussing:
But you did have a custard slice - focus on the positives my dear lol:
I'll swap you a custard slice for a shag any day! evil:
I think Miss D will decline your generous offer
She need have no fear ~ the 'phone would be bound to ring. evil:
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I always wonder why people always expect their birthday to be be different from any other day when experience tells us differently.
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AND I STILL HAVEN'T HAD A SHAG! cussing:
But you did have a custard slice - focus on the positives my dear lol:
I'll swap you a custard slice for a shag any day! evil:
I don't like custard whistle:
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I always wonder why people always expect their birthday to be be different from any other day when experience tells us differently.
But his birthday was different from any other day. It was worse point:
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I always wonder why people always expect their birthday to be be different from any other day when experience tells us differently.
Because sometimes, just sometimes, they really do turn out to be lovely days and you feel special to someone ( whatever your relationship to them- be it partner , friend , relative etc)
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Ah, the eternal optimist.
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Yep cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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You're still young.
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Hardly cry: cry: cry:
But don't fret - also accept disappointment to be a huge side effect of such an outlook noooo:
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I always wonder why people always expect their birthday to be be different from any other day when experience tells us differently.
It's the triumph of hope over experience. evil:
And I still had a nice day really ~ I think ~ or at least Mrs S#2 tells everyone I did.
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So when is Mrs Snoops burfday ? - maybe it won't be that long to wait for round 2 . Or even the end of round 1 ;D
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Prolly June noooo:
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So when is Mrs Snoops burfday ? - maybe it won't be that long to wait for round 2 . Or even the end of round 1 ;D
April evil:
Still there's always Christmas ;)
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I forgot... redface:
Happy burfday Snoops... happy088
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Ta! lol:
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I forgot... redface:
Happy burfday Snoops... happy088
As I was saying some people can make you feel really special on your birthday - those are not the ones that say " I forgot" whistle:
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I forgot... redface:
Happy burfday Snoops... happy088
As I was saying some people can make you feel really special on your birthday - those are not the ones that say " I forgot" whistle:
I'm grateful for any crumb these days.
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I forgot... redface:
Happy burfday Snoops... happy088
As I was saying some people can make you feel really special on your birthday - those are not the ones that say " I forgot" whistle:
I forgot okay! Banghead
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Okay whistle:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8021185.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8021185.stm)
At least the hound is safe noooo:
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She's just showing off evil:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8021185.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8021185.stm)
At least the hound is safe noooo:
Unless the neighbours can hear my tears cry:
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Howling surely?
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Finally ~ having collected Minimus suffering from Asthma from camp early yesterday morning we nursed him through the afternoon and evening.
At 10pm Mrs S#2 decided to go into "panic mode" and took him to A&E where, his being a child and all, they instantly admitted him to the Children's Ward and stuck an oxygen mask on him. I have just spoken to Mrs S#2 who admits that she has now sat next to his bed all night whilst he has slept, his oxygen levels are improving (as I knew they would) but the "Doctor" (ie Junior Houseman AKA A Trainee ~ who else gets to work Sunday nights?) will not let him go home until the Consultant has seen him at about midday but that time depends on how long the morning outpatient clinic overruns. Mrs S#2 dare not take him away for fear of the Social Workers being called in by the hospital so she is now stuck there until either a Consultant or Senior Registrar decides the child may be released. I DID WARN HER! cussing:
And I shall personally smite the first person who says "The child's welfare must come first". She should have thought of that when we collected him and we could have gone straight to the hospital then and he (and she) would have spent the night in their own beds but oh no! let's panic 15 hours later shall we? Banghead
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She should have thought of that when we collected him and we could have gone straight to the hospital then and he (and she) would have spent the night in their own beds but oh no! let's panic 15 hours later shall we? Banghead
Still no legover then?
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Nope. All he wants is a shag. Bad dog noooo:
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The infant has been restored to something approaching his usual self and returned to us. His mother is a bit tetchy tho' so I don't think it would be a good idea to suggest any eyes: tonight.
I have prepared her an "All Day Breakfast" as a pick-her-up. angel1
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No Pork in Cider then? noooo:
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Somehow I sense this is not a good moment to suggest such a delight noooo:
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Somehow I sense this is not a good moment to suggest such a delight noooo:
Try English breakfast sausage in the morning prolly best not done by nudging her in the back with it tho. cool14:
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Somehow I sense this is not a good moment to suggest such a delight noooo:
Try English breakfast sausage in the morning prolly best not done by nudging her in the back with it tho. cool14:
That was how I used to get Mrs S#1 up in the mornings. No matter how deeply she slept the merest hint of desire on my part was enough to have her up, in the shower, dressed, made-up and at the bus stop in three minutes flat. lol:
Even worked on a Sunday when she didn't have to go to work like. Still got her out of bed and dressed ~ even made it out of the front door on one occasion before she realised what day it was.
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rubschin:
Technique all wrong noooo:
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rubschin:
Technique all wrong noooo:
Oh and the correct technique would be.....
Popcorn:
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rubschin:
Technique all wrong noooo:
Like a bunny rabbit at night but like Medusa in the mornings. noooo:
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Who you or Mrs S
Confused of Hampshire
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I am sworn to secrecy angel1
But it never fails eveilgrin:
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Who you or Mrs S
Confused of Hampshire
Mrs S#1.
Me? I'm up for it anytime. redface: