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Title: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2007, 08:32:53 AM: Friday evening at Epsom Station. I am taking some hob nobs and she will be dressed entirely in self-crocheted clothing.
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2007, 08:38:07 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 08:32:53 AM
Friday evening at Epsom Station. I am taking some hob nobs and she will be dressed entirely in self-crocheted clothing.

Your imagination may be getting the better of you.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ruggedelegantliving.com%2Fa%2Fimages%2Fcrochet.dress.jpg&hash=e2234a5737f8e4a83e747b9c2c720c363d942cc3)
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 08:38:51 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 08:32:53 AM
. . . she will be dressed entirely in self-crocheted clothing.
You could get a real experience if Berek will do his rain dance for you then. eyes:
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2007, 08:50:07 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 25, 2007, 08:38:07 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 08:32:53 AM
Friday evening at Epsom Station. I am taking some hob nobs and she will be dressed entirely in self-crocheted clothing.

Your imagination may be getting the better of you.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ruggedelegantliving.com%2Fa%2Fimages%2Fcrochet.dress.jpg&hash=e2234a5737f8e4a83e747b9c2c720c363d942cc3)

Having seen a pic of BW (which she posted on here in an unguarded moment and then deleted - but I saved it) I can confirm that that does not look like her. Unfortunately
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2007, 09:03:54 AM: It was more the crochet dress that the pic was provided for ~ though the contents are admirable.

Anyway ~ billed as Bar Wench v Nick ~ my money's on BW ..... by a submission.
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 09:08:47 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ruggedelegantliving.com%2Fa%2Fimages%2Fcrochet.dress.jpg&hash=e2234a5737f8e4a83e747b9c2c720c363d942cc3)

"Library picture. Actual Wenches may vary in size, shape and content."
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2007, 09:11:54 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 09:08:47 AM
"Library picture. Actual Wenches may vary in size, shape and content."

happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2007, 09:31:51 AM: DS does it again! I applaud him (and his turkeys)

And I see the Wench is now online scared2:
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Bar Wench on June 25, 2007, 09:58:13 AM: We are not amused!
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2007, 10:11:58 AM: You see what you have done. She has stood me up now for fear of exposure. Some stuff about washing her hair. Takes me back to my unlucky teens. I have been watching Brief Encounter over and over again for tips. Now DS has ruined it! cry: cry: cry: cry:
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 10:17:52 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 10:11:58 AM
You see what you have done. She has stood me up now for fear of exposure. Some stuff about washing her hair. Takes me back to my unlucky teens. I have been watching Brief Encounter over and over again for tips. Now DS has ruined it! cry: cry: cry: cry:
You seem to have misunderstood my inference.

It should be clear to anybody, that I was suggesting that our Wench was poised, slender and oozing with wit and charm, in contrast to the ravaged, silicone-enhanced, vacuous floozy in the picture taken from Nicks "Hookers of Wirral" calendar.
doh:
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Bar Wench on June 25, 2007, 10:27:11 AM: Too late! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2007, 10:36:23 AM: cry:
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Mr Happy on June 25, 2007, 10:14:13 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on June 25, 2007, 09:58:13 AM
We are not amused!

Equally unamused or is the left one slightly more mad than the right?

Nick, what are/is self-crotchless clothing?
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: tel on June 29, 2007, 02:44:27 PM: How far away from Epsom do you think you need to be, to be safe?
I should be about 6 miles away.
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: GROWLER on June 29, 2007, 09:08:30 PM: What is this ey? Nicks Royal tour of the membership?
Next?

Oh, that'll be me...again... at the donkey festival no doubt. ::)
Title: Re: Bar Wench v. Nick: the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2007, 05:37:36 AM: Quote from: tel on June 29, 2007, 02:44:27 PM
How far away from Epsom do you think you need to be, to be safe?
I should be about 6 miles away.
Wenchy should be about 50 miles away... whistle: