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Title: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 07:23:25 AM
"Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers"

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htmlWrestling_midgets_killed_by_fake_hookers&in_article_id=696603&in_page_id=34 (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htmlWrestling_midgets_killed_by_fake_hookers&in_article_id=696603&in_page_id=34)

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Post mortems are being performed on the two wrestlers, one of whom went by the name ?La Parkita? - or ?Little Death? - and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as ?Espectrito Jr.?

Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men?s hotel room in Mexico City before the bodies were discovered.

Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said that gangs of female robbers in the area are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.

They said the wrestlers may have succumbed to the drugs more readily because of their small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.

Previously, Mexican police have arrested prostitutes who poisoned "clients" to steal their money.

 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2009, 07:25:35 AM
Would you have posted that if one of them wore a clown costume...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 07:31:00 AM
The story but definitely not a picture - I am nothing if not a coward  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2009, 07:33:23 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2009, 07:31:00 AM
The story but definitiely not a picture - I am nothing if not a coward  scared2:
lol:

They were saying on the wireless this morning that crime is totally out of control in Mexico - even 'normal' people are being kidnapped and held for ransom on a daily basis... then there is the pig flu of course...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 07:35:10 AM
Are there any midget wrestlers dressed as pigs  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2009, 07:37:41 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2009, 07:35:10 AM
Are there any midget wrestlers dressed as pigs  rubschin:
No, just prostitutes...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 07:39:00 AM
You sound knowledgable   rubschin: ( on this subject only of course  lol:)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2009, 07:47:59 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2009, 07:39:00 AM
You sound knowledgable   rubschin: ( on this subject only of course  lol:)
evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 08:56:46 AM
Quote
Staff strip naked to improve morale
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 09:01:49 AM
Surely that would depend on what the staff look like eeek:

And they were hardly naked -  they were covered in body paint  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 09:02:36 AM
Who were?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 09:04:26 AM
The headlines to which you were referring.

Air New Zealand staff who stripped and covered themselves in body paint to record the usual safety drills in the hope that more people would pay attention

Simples
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 09:05:03 AM
Wrong!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 09:07:01 AM
I always am  noooo:

So please educate me then as to what is is you are on about  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2009, 09:07:16 AM
A marketing company in Newcastle got rid of Hawaiian shirt Fridays and their pants while they were at it in an attempt to improve morale. Naked Friday was the brainchild of business psychologist, David Taylor. He convinced the folks at design and marketing onebestway that stripping off their pants would also strip away walls blocking good communication. Nearly everyone went the full monty at the office, with only one man and two women choosing to wear underwear. Sam Jackson, 23, the house manager, was the only woman to go fully naked. She said, "It was brilliant. Now that we've seen each other naked, there are no barriers."
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 09:07:55 AM
Correct.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5718984/Staff-strip-naked-to-improve-morale.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5718984/Staff-strip-naked-to-improve-morale.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 09:08:42 AM
They ought to try it at Wimbledon during the current heatwave  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2009, 09:09:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2009, 09:08:42 AM
They ought to try it at Wimbledon during the current heatwave  whistle:
All covered in chip fat...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 09:09:46 AM
Only in Andy Murray's case
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 09:10:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2009, 09:07:16 AM
Now that we've seen each other naked, there are no barriers."

NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS   sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 09:11:05 AM
We could do a VP 'go naked to improve morale day'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2009, 09:11:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2009, 09:11:05 AM
We could do a VP 'go naked to improve morale day'
And all post naked pictures of ourselves... in a special '18 Only' thread like....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 09:15:15 AM
Are bikini shots allowed  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2009, 09:15:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2009, 09:11:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2009, 09:11:05 AM
We could do a VP 'go naked to improve morale day'
And all post naked pictures of ourselves... in a special '18 Only' thread like....  rubschin:
I am ironing my picture right now.  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2009, 09:17:50 AM
I'm naked at the moment  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2009, 09:18:28 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2009, 09:15:15 AM
Are bikini shots allowed  whistle:
Quote
naked

 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 09:22:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2009, 09:07:16 AM
A marketing company in Newcastle got rid of Hawaiian shirt Fridays and their pants while they were at it in an attempt to improve morale. Naked Friday was the brainchild of business psychologist, David Taylor. He convinced the folks at design and marketing onebestway that stripping off their pants would also strip away walls blocking good communication. Nearly everyone went the full monty at the office, with only one man and two women choosing to wear underwear. Sam Jackson, 23, the house manager, was the only woman to go fully naked. She said, "It was brilliant. Now that we've seen each other naked, there are no barriers."

What a load of old bollocks. Just psychological claptrap.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2009, 09:25:00 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 09:22:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2009, 09:07:16 AM
A marketing company in Newcastle got rid of Hawaiian shirt Fridays and their pants while they were at it in an attempt to improve morale. Naked Friday was the brainchild of business psychologist, David Taylor. He convinced the folks at design and marketing onebestway that stripping off their pants would also strip away walls blocking good communication. Nearly everyone went the full monty at the office, with only one man and two women choosing to wear underwear. Sam Jackson, 23, the house manager, was the only woman to go fully naked. She said, "It was brilliant. Now that we've seen each other naked, there are no barriers."

What a load of old bollocks. Just psychological claptrap.

Couldn't persuade your lot then Unc?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 09:34:55 AM
Uncle could lead by example  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 09:48:26 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2009, 09:15:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2009, 09:11:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2009, 09:11:05 AM
We could do a VP 'go naked to improve morale day'
And all post naked pictures of ourselves... in a special '18 Only' thread like....  rubschin:
I am ironing my picture right now.  ;D


Like me it may be the body that needs ironing, not the picture surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 10:04:29 AM
I see it was done for a TV show.  ::)

Quote
"We're all beautiful, whether we've got big bodies or small ones."

See? - claptrap.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 10:05:58 AM
Do you not believe that to be so then Uncle  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 10:08:25 AM
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We're all beautiful, whether we've got big bodies or small ones

Look at the evidence!



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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2009, 10:09:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2009, 10:08:25 AM
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We're all beautiful, whether we've got big bodies or small ones

Look at the evidence!



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Excellent point, well made Nick.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 10:09:54 AM
But you two are concentrating on the face ...not the body  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 10:11:15 AM

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 10:13:13 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2009, 10:05:58 AM
Do you not believe that to be so then Uncle  sad24:

I'm sure you have a very beautiful body Miss D but to say we'll all beautiful is just nonsense.

Brainwashed by the psychologist and mesmerised by the TV and their "5 minutes of fame"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 10:16:47 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2009, 10:09:54 AM
But you two are concentrating on the face ...not the body  rubschin:

Beautiful?




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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 10:17:51 AM
Everyone is beautiful to someone.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 10:19:04 AM
There may be hope for Anne Widdecombe. We could try to fix her up with David Blunkett
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 10:19:20 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 10:13:13 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2009, 10:05:58 AM
Do you not believe that to be so then Uncle  sad24:

I'm sure you have a very beautiful body Miss D but to say we'll all beautiful is just nonsense.

Brainwashed by the psychologist and mesmerised by the TV and their "5 minutes of fame"

Don't worry Uncle - I'm on your side  lol:

It is total poppycock and balderdash  noooo:

If we had a team meeting where we were all naked I imagine very little communiation would take place - not at least until after work and in the pub when the bitches would be set free  noooo:

Clothing is not a freakin barrier to communication    - except if you can't be seen or heard evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 10:17:51 AM
Everyone is beautiful to someone.

Well nearly everyone

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 10:29:13 AM
He looks like exactly like someone I am working on a project with  eeek:

Quite strange  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 10:29:37 AM
BUT:


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 10:31:26 AM
Yes his wife is pretty ~ or would be if she got rid of her lefty principles that stop her from making the best of herself AND shed that oaf.

I use that picture of Mr Balls to frighten the boys with what awaits them if they don't do as they are told at "Home School"

It isn't hard to imagine Balls in some sort of Dickensian novel about the Work House is it?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 10:35:03 AM
 rubschin:
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2009, 10:41:18 AM
But now we are off the body beautiful and on character. Different thing altogether.


Quote from: Snoop
It isn't hard to imagine Balls in some sort of Dickensian novel about the Work House is it?

Ed Balls looks a proper softy to me.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 10:44:26 AM
When did we ever stay on topic?

As for Ed Balls ~ I should like to dig his eyes out and make him eat them. Two faced lieing toad that he is.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 11:00:43 AM
See also
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6206.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6206.0)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 11:04:46 AM
Lost me there ~ your mind runs on different tracks it would seem.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 11:05:44 AM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 11:40:05 AM
Sorry ~ I think I see what you are driving at but there is a difference (IMHO) between comedy "Great Headlines" and  Miss D's "Fantastic Headlines"

For a start the comic "Great Headlines" attracted only three posts in total whereas .................... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 11:41:23 AM
Maybe we should start several more 'Summat Headlines' threads and see which one attracts the most shite, like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 11:43:42 AM
Bitterness is such an unattractive trait - do you want to take your clothes off and talk about it  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 11:44:44 AM
 whacky115

Wot's she on today?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 03, 2009, 02:22:58 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2009, 11:43:42 AM
Bitterness is such an unattractive trait - do you want to take your clothes off and talk about it  happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 02:25:40 PM
She has gone bonkers  evil:

It's all this naked office stuff that's got her overheated  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 03, 2009, 02:28:29 PM
I could do "naked office" here but frankly what's the point  noooo:  Although at times this last week it's been hot enough
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 02:28:47 PM
I think I am no different today as I was tomorrow and will be yesterday  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 02:29:17 PM
Worrying  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 02:57:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2009, 02:28:47 PM
I think I am no different today as I was tomorrow and will be yesterday  lol:

St Paul's Epistle to the Hebrews Chapter 13 verse 8  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2009, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 02:57:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2009, 02:28:47 PM
I think I am no different today as I was tomorrow and will be yesterday  lol:

St Paul's Epistle to the Hebrews Chapter 13 verse 8  whistle:

Great minds an all that  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 04:30:04 PM
I once got into a lot of trouble for quoting that.




I wonder how many had to go look it up  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 04:49:13 PM
 angel1

Chapel Sunday Skool for too many years  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on July 03, 2009, 06:13:50 PM
what about:

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2009, 06:24:44 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 06:32:07 PM
Quote from: Pirate on July 03, 2009, 06:13:50 PM
what about:

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Tolkien innit?

Bilbo Baggins in Lord of The Rings

""Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on July 03, 2009, 06:33:18 PM
Correct Snoopy. (what does it mean?)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2009, 06:38:14 PM
Not a clue mate ~ can't stand Tolkien. ~ The kids have the DVD and the books moulder on the shelf.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 07:39:21 AM
Quote from: Pirate on July 03, 2009, 06:33:18 PM
Correct Snoopy. (what does it mean?)

It just means he's not buying the next round Pirate , that's all  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 05, 2009, 12:04:26 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 03, 2009, 09:04:26 AM
The headlines to which you were referring.

Air New Zealand staff who stripped and covered themselves in body paint to record the usual safety drills in the hope that more people would pay attention

Simples

It's not like there's anything to see anyway cry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE62Y

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 05, 2009, 12:32:48 PM
This will only work once - once people have watched attentively all the way through - thinking they might see something and then realise it's a con - they will not watch again .

After all - these safety drills worked so well in all the recent air disasters  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2009, 02:44:38 PM
Which reminds me. Egypt!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 05, 2009, 03:02:29 PM
I shall expect the air traffic logs of all reported problems on aircraft flying between Gatwick and Egypt shortly then ... scared2:

P.S I don't like flying at the best of times  cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2009, 03:03:51 PM
http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/index.cfm?PgNm=TCE&Params=M1ARTM0012040 (http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/index.cfm?PgNm=TCE&Params=M1ARTM0012040)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 07, 2009, 03:31:39 PM
Copper stolen from police station  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8109455.stm)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2009, 05:46:38 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2009, 07:13:08 AM

Norfolk police detain 'inappropriate' village scarecrow

Scarecrow was removed for impersonating a poiceman  lol: lol: lol:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8138993.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8138993.stm)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2009, 12:40:56 PM
Quote
School caretaker jailed for spiked omelette murder
  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 15, 2009, 04:11:17 PM
Beer Belly Saves Man From Drowning In Human Waste (http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/216940.html#more-216940)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2009, 08:29:53 AM
Brothel offers 'green' discount

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8149334.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8149334.stm)

"It's good for business, it's good for the environment and it's good for the girls," he said  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 09:53:42 AM
Quote
Benefits cheat claimed ?3,500 so he could look like the DEVIL

Quote
Cleaner has head cut off in giant meat blending machine

Quote
She died from serious head injuries
it seems



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2009, 11:51:14 AM
Flat blown up in air bed accident  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8153387.stm)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2009, 12:54:36 PM
Quote
School stages 'alien abduction of teacher' leaving traumatised pupils in tears
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2009, 08:09:30 PM
Dead pigeon forces road closure

Firefighters shut a section of road after a pigeon crashed into a top-floor window. Office workers feared that cracked glass would fall onto passers-by after the bird hit the Land Registry building in Peterborough, Cambs.

The bird died in the incident and firefighters had to cordon off part of the street before removing the damaged pane.

"The outside panel of the window had cracked and the glass was hanging precariously from the frame," said a fire service spokesman." Those inside the building were concerned that the glass would fall, injuring pedestrians below."

Firefighters used cones to close a section of the road, travelled up the side of the building on the turntable ladder and removed the glass."
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2009, 11:41:15 AM
Quote
Attack of the giant squid: Terror as 5ft long sea creatures invade Egyptian coastline


Quote
Hundreds of aggressive jumbo flying squid have appeared off the coast of Egypt, attacking divers and washing up dead on beaches.

The 5-foot long sea monsters, which have razor-sharp beaks and toothy tentacles, have been bringing terror to scuba drivers and swimmers on the coast's tourist-packed beaches.

The carnivorous calamari, which can grow up to 100 pounds, came up from the depths last week and swarms of them have pounced on unsuspecting divers.


 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2009, 11:44:48 AM
You're making this stuff up now  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2009, 11:45:42 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1200323/Attack-giant-squid-Terror-5ft-long-sea-creatures-invade-Egyptian-coastline.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1200323/Attack-giant-squid-Terror-5ft-long-sea-creatures-invade-Egyptian-coastline.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2009, 11:49:16 AM
Jumbo flying squid!
My arse  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2009, 12:01:54 PM
San Diego  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2009, 12:09:53 PM
Apart from the geographical stuff what's all this FLYING nonsense?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2009, 12:51:19 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 17, 2009, 12:09:53 PM
Apart from the geographical stuff what's all this FLYING nonsense?

Thats what I thought was daft.

Maybe it was FRYING?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2009, 01:01:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcKQt5hHDXg

Cute little fellas!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2009, 01:05:19 PM
They are disturbing  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2009, 01:13:30 PM
They swim backwards better than I thought they would.

No pictures of them in the air though?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2009, 01:21:12 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=8102059

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2009, 03:45:04 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2009, 01:21:12 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=8102059

 scared2:
See also- Oh never mind...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 07:50:28 AM
Quote
More sex parties planned in UK after 'masked ball orgy success', say Dutch organisers


Quote
Giant halibut weighing 22 stones delivered to surprised chefs
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 10:26:24 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2009, 01:13:30 PM
They swim backwards better than I thought they would.

No pictures of them in the air though?


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 10:27:20 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2009, 11:03:08 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 20, 2009, 10:26:24 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2009, 01:13:30 PM
They swim backwards better than I thought they would.

No pictures of them in the air though?


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Hard to put a scale on that. Is it gazebo-sized or Zeppelinn-sized and a mile away?

If the latter then  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 11:10:54 AM
I think the ones that have been attacking Mediterranean cruise liners are Zeppelin sized.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 20, 2009, 04:19:42 PM
 ::)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 04:21:36 PM
It'll be fine!







































 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:32:24 AM
Quote
Space station toilet breaks down
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:54:01 AM
Quote
Dog translator transforms barks into words
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 09:39:52 AM
Quote
Egyptian Swine Flu drama. Mother and daughter confined to hotel
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 09:45:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 09:39:52 AM
Quote
Egyptian Swine Flu drama. Mother and daughter confined to hotel

Quote
UPDATE: Mother dumps daughter in quarantine - goes on cruise.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 09:46:41 AM
Quote
Nile cruise ship in crocodile drama
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 03:36:37 PM
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 03:41:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 03:36:37 PM
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says.
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 03:44:10 PM
You need to go and listen to some nice Gregorian chants or something.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 03:46:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 03:44:10 PM
You need to go and listen to some nice Gregorian chants or something.
Which paper was that in?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 03:51:10 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 05:19:03 PM
UK debt hits a record of ?799bn Last updated: 6 hours ago
Total outstanding government debt in the UK has risen to a record ?799bn as the costs of the downturn hit public finances.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8160614.stm



cussing:



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 05:31:51 PM
Quote
Rethink 'eat fish' advice - MPs
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 05:40:35 PM
Taser-hit man burst into flames.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 21, 2009, 08:17:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 05:40:35 PM
Taser-hit man burst into flames.

I saw this one an instantly laughed so much that about a quarter of a pint of Young's shot through my nostrils. And he was Australian. And two of my bar staff are Australian. And they have only just got over the ashes defeat. Good ol' Darwin!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 08:38:14 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 21, 2009, 08:17:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 05:40:35 PM
Taser-hit man burst into flames.

I saw this one an instantly laughed so much that about a quarter of a pint of Young's shot through my nostrils. And he was Australian. And two of my bar staff are Australian. And they have only just got over the ashes defeat. Good ol' Darwin!








Unexplained 'beer fountain' spotted in Southern Britain?


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 06:05:11 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 08:38:14 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 21, 2009, 08:17:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 05:40:35 PM
Taser-hit man burst into flames.

I saw this one an instantly laughed so much that about a quarter of a pint of Young's shot through my nostrils. And he was Australian. And two of my bar staff are Australian. And they have only just got over the ashes defeat. Good ol' Darwin!








Unexplained 'beer fountain' spotted in Southern Britain?



Typical tabloid reporting!  ::)

He just explained it up there! ^^^^^^^^^^^^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 08:40:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 03:44:10 PM
You need to go and listen to some nice Gregorian chants or something.

Yes, chants would be a fine thing.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 08:43:00 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 08:40:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 03:44:10 PM
You need to go and listen to some nice Gregorian chants or something.

Yes, chants would be a fine thing.
drumroll:

Someone ate his Wheatabix this morning!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 08:56:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 08:40:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 03:44:10 PM
You need to go and listen to some nice Gregorian chants or something.

Yes, chants would be a fine thing.


Oh good grief... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 09:11:02 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 08:56:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 08:40:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2009, 03:44:10 PM
You need to go and listen to some nice Gregorian chants or something.

Yes, chants would be a fine thing.


Oh good grief... noooo:
redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 09:24:07 AM
I should think so too!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 09:36:28 AM
Quote
Blind border collie gets his own guide dog
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2009, 09:43:00 AM
Quote
The Rug remains undamaged
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2009, 02:20:17 PM
Quote
Bigamist collapses outside court

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 27, 2009, 07:22:19 PM
'Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2009, 07:22:52 PM
Or 69?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 08:32:38 AM
Quote
Pet cat catches the daily bus for four years
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 30, 2009, 09:51:05 AM
Quote
Aeroflot upgrades hostesses

 eeek:

 eyes:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 10:01:29 AM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 30, 2009, 12:40:04 PM
Freak accident in Cyprus as expat tries to fire up his brain with a glut of AAA batteries.  Strange almost human animal seen fleeing from the scene.


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 12:50:50 PM
This all makes sense!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 01:47:35 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2009, 11:39:21 AM
Quote
Naked firemen to tackle Atlantic
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2009, 12:07:36 PM
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Flying underwear causes power cut
 eeek:

Quote
Engineers traced the fault and found a thong had short circuited a power line.
It is believed the clothing was carried by a helium balloon from a nearby party.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2009, 01:15:38 PM
I would like to declare the Silly Season officially Open  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:21:10 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 31, 2009, 01:15:38 PM
I would like to declare the Silly Season officially Open  ;D
It has been silly season here since April 2007!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:23:07 PM
Is it really that long?  eeek:


Must be when I see how much time I have frittered away in here.

Total time logged in: 137 days, 6 hours and 2 minutes.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:29:48 PM
136 days, 7 hours and 7 minutes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:37:26 PM
The words SAD PAIR OF BASTARDS come to mind for some reason. redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:39:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:37:26 PM
The words SAD PAIR OF BASTARDS come to mind for some reason. redface:
Noooooo.... we just managed to squeeze so much into each and every day!  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2009, 01:39:59 PM
Like a fat lass into tight clothing?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:40:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2009, 01:39:59 PM
Like a fat lass into tight clothing?
Yes, our days positively bulge at the seams!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:42:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:39:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:37:26 PM
The words SAD PAIR OF BASTARDS come to mind for some reason. redface:
Noooooo.... we just managed to squeeze so much into each and every day!  whistle:


Are we going to confess to having two screens/PCs running so that we can work on one and be on here on the other?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:43:01 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:42:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:39:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:37:26 PM
The words SAD PAIR OF BASTARDS come to mind for some reason. redface:
Noooooo.... we just managed to squeeze so much into each and every day!  whistle:


Are we going to confess to having two screens/PCs running so that we can work on one and be on here on the other?
No, we'll keep that quiet...  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:44:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:43:01 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:42:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2009, 01:39:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 01:37:26 PM
The words SAD PAIR OF BASTARDS come to mind for some reason. redface:
Noooooo.... we just managed to squeeze so much into each and every day!  whistle:


Are we going to confess to having two screens/PCs running so that we can work on one and be on here on the other?
No, we'll keep that quiet...  ;)

Good Plan ~ the less "they" know the better  happy088
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2009, 02:49:14 PM
Quite so. I will never reveal his obsession with knocking shops to LL  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2009, 03:18:50 PM
One browser ~ three tabs  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 03:29:41 PM
44 days, 23 hours and 11 minutes

Lightweight!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2009, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2009, 02:49:14 PM
Quite so. I will never reveal his obsession with knocking shops to LL  angel1
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2009, 03:41:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2009, 03:29:41 PM
44 days, 23 hours and 11 minutes

Lightweight!  lol:

I'm quite happy with that  lol:   My preferred posting time is also toward the end of the "werking" day  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 31, 2009, 05:10:23 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 31, 2009, 03:18:50 PM
One browser ~ three tabs  whistle:


 eeek:Are you admitting to being the VP drug dealer here Pastis, if so could you just say it again when I have this mike' working.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2009, 05:55:48 PM
 eeek:

Testing, testing, one two... one two
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 31, 2009, 05:58:32 PM
Shhh don't shout.



Is that your pimp mobile over there?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2009, 06:06:27 PM
No. Mine's in the car park here  whistle:

Are you being stalked?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 31, 2009, 06:12:00 PM
Boy born with missing fingers.



Right, if he was born with them they either were not his, in which case he stole them from someone else, or they were his and they were not in fact missing.

This was broadcast on PM last night FFS. cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 31, 2009, 06:13:03 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 31, 2009, 06:06:27 PM
No. Mine's in the car park here  whistle:

Are you being stalked?

Umm I was deflowered many years ago does that count? whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 31, 2009, 06:15:09 PM
Never mind, petal  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 31, 2009, 06:22:59 PM
 
Quote from: Pastis on July 31, 2009, 06:15:09 PM
Never mind, petal  ;)
lol:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 12:42:33 PM
Quote
Lovers 'glued man's penis to stomach to punish him for cheating'
  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 04, 2009, 12:52:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 04, 2009, 12:42:33 PM
Quote
Lovers 'glued man's penis to stomach to punish him for cheating'
  eeek:

The extent of the injuries to the victim remains unclear.

Thank heavens for small mercies!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 07:10:24 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5970007/Men-spend-a-year-staring-at-women.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5970007/Men-spend-a-year-staring-at-women.html)

Can this be true?  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2009, 07:15:15 PM
In your case a serious underestimate I would say.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2009, 08:18:02 AM
Woman to marry fairground ride

A 33-year-old church organist from Pennsylvania is planning to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.
 
Amy Wolfe claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects.
 
She has been 'courting' the attraction, an 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts, for a decade. According to the Daily Telegraph, Wolfe travels 160 miles to visit the attraction up to 10 times every year. It is estimated she has taken approximately 3,000 rides since first visiting the theme park at the age of 13.
 
"I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said. "I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
 
"I wasn't freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn't tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn't 'normal' to have feelings for a fairground ride."


 eeek:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 08:34:48 AM
An organist, you say  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2009, 08:48:05 AM
Quote
objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects.


This may help explain why I married the first Mrs S.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 08:48:26 AM
Quote
World record for biggest zombie gathering set at festival
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2009, 09:00:27 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 07, 2009, 08:48:05 AM
Quote
objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects.


This may help explain why I married the first Mrs S.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 12:58:02 PM
Quote
Woman 'torched Briton's genitals'
  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2009, 01:59:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2009, 12:58:02 PM
Quote
Woman 'torched Briton's genitals'
  eeek:
'Torched' or 'touched'?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 02:04:05 PM
 ::)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8189296.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8189296.stm)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2009, 02:10:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2009, 02:04:05 PM
::)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8189296.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8189296.stm)

I thought it was meant to be something unusual.

Torching is an everyday occurence round here.

The last recorded touching however, was on VE day.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 07, 2009, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2009, 02:10:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2009, 02:04:05 PM
::)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8189296.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8189296.stm)

I thought it was meant to be something unusual.

Torching is an everyday occurence round here.

The last recorded touching however, was on VE day.


And the result was our very own Darwins Selection?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 07, 2009, 02:24:50 PM
Terrier Alert: Python Swallows Pet Dog

1:51pm UK, Monday March 16, 2009
A distraught woman has told how a python devoured her pet dog - including the collar and name tag.




Has anyone seen Snoops this afternoon?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 02:25:36 PM
Couldn't she slit the python open and get the dog back?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2009, 02:25:54 PM
He was talking about the size of his snake the other day  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 07, 2009, 02:26:33 PM
Was his voice muffled?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2009, 02:31:01 PM
Well he could only type with one finger  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2009, 04:05:32 PM
I am listening you know  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 07, 2009, 04:45:41 PM
That's as maybe but is it dark where you are?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2009, 04:56:09 PM
 8) A little
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 07, 2009, 06:58:53 PM
well, take your glasses off and have a bit of a ferkle if its warm, acidic and slimey you are prolly inside a snake. scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2009, 07:00:26 PM
No deffo not a snake  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 07, 2009, 08:30:39 PM
Good grief are you inside Mrs S and typing too? !!!! eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2009, 10:36:21 PM
At every opportunity we are told
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2009, 07:54:28 AM
 eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 08, 2009, 01:34:32 PM
http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/3865466-drunken-zoo-visitor-loses-arm-to-white-tiger/image/36841340






 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2009, 05:15:46 PM
Quote
British tourist had genitals doused in booze and set on fire, court hears

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/08/08/burning-desire-115875-21581592/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 08, 2009, 05:29:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2009, 12:58:02 PM
Quote
Woman 'torched Briton's genitals'
  eeek:


Keep up at the back. ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2009, 05:35:12 PM
But if people will insist on "quoting" headlines without a source how are we to know they aren't just making them up?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 08, 2009, 05:41:01 PM
I don't know. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2009, 06:45:34 PM
The topic title makes it clear  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2009, 07:06:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 08, 2009, 06:45:34 PM
The topic title makes it clear  evil:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2009, 11:35:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 08, 2009, 06:45:34 PM
The topic title makes it clear  evil:

Heaven forbid Nick would ever take a thread off topic...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 12:05:49 PM
Quote
Cuba runs out of lavatory paper
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 12:06:37 PM
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Obese man hid gun in rolls of fat
  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2009, 12:08:44 PM
from the prison guards  happy001

I wonder what I could hide  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 12:10:02 PM
Telephone?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2009, 01:03:46 PM
handset or a mobile  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 01:05:02 PM
Mobile. Mrs TG can advise
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2009, 08:01:37 AM
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Redheads 'twice as likely to avoid dentist than brunettes'
  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2009, 08:51:26 AM
http://dizzythinks.net/2009/08/dyslexic-cat-gets-owner-in-toruble.html (http://dizzythinks.net/2009/08/dyslexic-cat-gets-owner-in-toruble.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2009, 12:30:55 PM
Quote
Tesco to sell extra large condoms

Form a queue boys (and keep plenty of space in between you)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 13, 2009, 06:49:57 AM
Swimmer mauled by otters

An Austrian woman on holiday in Wisconsin is getting rabies shots after she said she was bitten by otters while swimming in a lake.
Brigitte France, 51, told the Duluth News Tribune that she was swimming on Lake Owen near Drummond last Wednesday when three otters suddenly appeared.
Feeling concerned, she swam to shore. Just as she got there, she said: "There they were - one on the right leg and one on the left leg.


Do 3 Otters constitute a mauling  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2009, 08:50:33 AM
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one on the right leg and one on the left leg.

That's only 2. She is exaggerating  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2009, 09:46:39 AM
Quote
French ban Muslim woman from pool for wearing 'burkini' swimsuit
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on August 13, 2009, 04:06:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 13, 2009, 09:46:39 AM
Quote
French ban Muslim woman from pool for wearing 'burkini' swimsuit

And quite right too. Banned on hygiene grounds incidentally though it'll be taken as political  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 15, 2009, 08:57:56 AM

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2009, 09:06:46 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 15, 2009, 08:57:56 AM

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lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2009, 09:29:21 AM
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 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2009, 10:12:24 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 15, 2009, 06:37:40 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2009, 10:12:24 AM
happy001 happy001 happy001
  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 16, 2009, 09:12:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2009, 09:29:21 AM
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 eeek:



Excellent.
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 16, 2009, 09:36:44 AM

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2009, 07:45:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2009, 09:29:21 AM
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 eeek:

Excellent!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2009, 08:46:10 AM
Quote
Chilli bombs to be issued to security forces
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 18, 2009, 08:50:47 AM
I had chilli last night after a mug of coffee I may be able to help out. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2009, 08:51:01 AM
Quote
Terrified children left hanging above lion enclosure for two hours after power cut at theme park
  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
Quote
Rooney's 'baby scan party'

Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England striker, and his wife Coleen held a party at their at their Cheshire mansion for loved ones to watch their baby scan live.
 sick2:


She will need a Caesarean to get its ears out  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2009, 01:53:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
She will need a Caesarean to get its ears out

I bet she won't  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2009, 01:57:16 PM
Good point, well made
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2009, 09:21:55 AM
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Dylan could be new sat-nav voice
  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 25, 2009, 09:48:51 AM
Thomas or Robert?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2009, 09:51:32 AM
Robert
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on August 25, 2009, 11:10:31 AM
That won't work; you'll keep going back onto Highway 61
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2009, 11:12:40 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2009, 12:52:04 PM
I quite like the idea of a Dylan Thomas satnav voice.

"Turn slowly left into the dark, dank, unwelcoming road that leads to..."
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2009, 12:55:56 PM
...and stop at the pub.'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2009, 01:34:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 25, 2009, 09:21:55 AM
Quote
Dylan could be new sat-nav voice
  whacky115

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 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2009, 01:34:01 PM
Quote
Stolen Lego giraffe penis was actually a tail
  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2009, 06:22:31 PM
Quote
UN issues guidelines on teaching masturbation to 5 year-olds
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 26, 2009, 06:29:20 PM
Now you're pulling our plonkers!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2009, 06:33:57 PM
I do wish you would provide a link to your headlines!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 26, 2009, 06:39:25 PM
Had a google. The headline isn't quite the true (think Daily Mail sensationalism)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2009, 06:45:35 PM
That was what I suspected  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 07:00:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5C2gihnEkE&eurl=http://anallseeingeye.blogspot.com/&feature=player_embedded#t=83 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5C2gihnEkE&eurl=http://anallseeingeye.blogspot.com/&feature=player_embedded#t=83)

Note the skilful and careful reconstruction of events  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2009, 07:31:05 AM
Excellent!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2009, 08:33:59 AM
Giant piranha found in Devon river



http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/aug/28/piranha-devon-river
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 08:37:37 AM
Quote
Bride and doomed: Honeymoon airline folds, reception hotel folds, dress shop folds, so couple celebrate with... tickets for Jacko
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 09:39:48 AM
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Atheists offer to care for Christians' pets after the Rapture
 confused:




http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html (http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2009, 08:52:15 AM
Quote
Brisk daily walk can halve risk of dying for elderly men

What idiot wrote that?! Immortality is not an option!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2009, 09:08:06 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2009, 08:52:15 AM
Quote
Brisk daily walk can halve risk of dying for elderly men

What idiot wrote that?! Immortality is not an option!!


Which is why I asked soooooooo politely and on more than one occasion that the quoted "headlines" be accompanied by a source  cussing:

That way we could all read, if we wished, the article that the headline referred to and we would also know that the "headlines" weren't just the product of someone's fevered imagination.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2009, 09:09:09 AM
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American researchers compared the death rates in men aged between 70 and 92 who were sedentary compared with those of varying levels of fitness.
They found that for every two minutes of exercise the mortality rate dropped by ten per cent.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6114544/Brisk-daily-walk-can-halve-risk-of-dying-for-elderly-men.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6114544/Brisk-daily-walk-can-halve-risk-of-dying-for-elderly-men.html)

I have written to the Torygraph pointing out that my pension fund will not last for all eternity  whistle:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2009, 09:09:59 AM
Thank you  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2009, 12:45:16 PM
A man being towed by a jet ski while sitting on a rubber ring had his hand cut off as he was dragged along
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2009, 12:46:22 PM
Quote
Swine flu virus toy on sale
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2009, 12:48:09 PM
Quote
Pet-owners encouraged to buy earthquake kits for cats and dogs
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2009, 10:31:37 AM
Quote
Couple hold 50th birthday party for their fridge
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2009, 10:36:57 AM
Quote
Give us this day our daily... Catholic church issues prayer for faithful to say before sex
whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2009, 10:39:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 02, 2009, 10:36:57 AM
Quote
Give us this day our daily... Catholic church issues prayer for faithful to say before sex
whacky115



Does it work?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2009, 10:40:21 AM
How would I know?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 10:42:14 AM
Exactly - you're not Catholic  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 02, 2009, 05:58:25 PM
Great tits cope well with warming

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7390109.stm
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2009, 07:02:27 PM
Are these wimmin all weird?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2009, 05:53:06 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 02, 2009, 07:02:27 PM
Are these wimmin all weird?
Oh yes...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2009, 07:09:22 AM
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Woman builds house out of human hair

QED
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2009, 07:43:01 AM
Quote
Elvis impersonator locked up ex-girlfriend, 17, in secret dungeon for two days
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 04, 2009, 07:52:37 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 29, 2009, 08:33:59 AM
Giant piranha found in Devon river



http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/aug/28/piranha-devon-river
[/quote

"What we actually came across was something which we would not expect to find in our wildest dreams. We could hardly believe our eyes," he said.


Soo let me get this right, not in their wildest dreams had they expected to find a dead fish in a river. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on September 04, 2009, 10:30:34 AM
Quote
Japan's new first lady 'flew to Venus with UFO'
alien
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2009, 10:35:53 AM
I have seen it remarked that Sarah Brown must dream of something similar  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2009, 11:53:35 AM
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Man hits neighbour's house with cannon
  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 06, 2009, 07:19:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2009, 11:53:35 AM
Quote
Man hits neighbour's house with cannon
  eeek:

I saw that and thought of you - until I read that he enjoyed historic battle re- enactments which meant it couldn't possible be you as that would just be any old day in your household  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2009, 11:01:48 AM
Quote
Crumbs: half of Britons injured by their biscuits on coffee break, survey reveals
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2009, 11:08:45 AM
Felice Tocchini has created a biscuit which he claims can survive up to a minute in a hot drink before disintegrating into a sodden mess. This smashes the current record of 25.5 seconds for a chocolate digestive.

Crunch time: Felice Tocchini believes his dunking biscuit will last for a minute before disintegrating. He spent three weeks testing hundreds of different ingredients to create his chocolate and vanilla-flavoured masterpiece.
The recipe is a closely-guarded secret, but he revealed that the key was layering flour and oat-based doughs to build strength, before coating it all in an 'impermeable' egg-based glaze before baking.

One of the more outlandish ingredients is tiny slivers of sweet potato, which keep it together without spoiling the taste.



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2009, 02:07:13 PM
Robber arrested after returning to house to ask victim out on date

http://tinyurl.com/n43ngz
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 12, 2009, 02:46:52 PM
Furious Lord Mandelson blasts former Rover bosses
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/09/12/say-sorry-115875-21667186/

I can just see him tearing a tissue in his rage  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2009, 10:51:11 AM
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Fear of knees among Britain's most unusual phobias
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 14, 2009, 10:52:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 14, 2009, 10:51:11 AM
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Fear of knees among Britain's most unusual phobias

We know a man who turns to jelly at the mention of the word SHINS!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on September 15, 2009, 06:03:17 PM
Quote
Nepal runs out of goats to sacrifice

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2009, 06:12:42 PM
An export opportunity beckons
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2009, 05:28:29 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 14, 2009, 10:52:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 14, 2009, 10:51:11 AM
Quote
Fear of knees among Britain's most unusual phobias

We know a man who turns to jelly at the mention of the word SHINS!

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2009, 08:28:34 AM
Quote
Nepal runs out of goats to sacrifice

Quote
Cyprus man to export goats to Nepal
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2009, 02:49:51 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 13, 2010, 02:21:37 PM
Gay man who tried to poison lesbian neighbours with slug pellets over three-legged cat feud walks free


HERE (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1242637/Gay-man-tried-poison-lesbian-neighbours-slug-pellets-legged-cat-feud-walks-free.html)

H/T to Steve Shark (http://steveshark.wordpress.com/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2010, 02:49:14 PM
Happens all the time  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on January 13, 2010, 03:50:33 PM
That old chesnut
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2010, 10:42:31 AM
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/ (http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2010, 12:42:12 PM
Weight Watchers clinic floor collapses under dieters

The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Sweden collapsed beneath a group of 20 members of the weight loss programme who were gathered for a meeting.

As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath them in the clinic in V?xj?, in south-central Sweden, began to rumble "We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air.

Soon, the fault lines spread around the room, and other sections of the floor gave way.

Luckily, all of the dieters escaped uninjured and managed to move the scales to the corridor, which was not damaged in the accident, and were able to complete their weekly weigh in.

The cause of the floor's collapse remains under investigation.


 lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2010, 12:49:18 PM
Happens all the time!   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Mr Happy on January 16, 2010, 06:40:48 PM
Quote
Luckily, all of the dieters escaped uninjured

Weebles wobble...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 19, 2010, 05:08:33 PM
Woman murdered by river

How is that possible  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 05:36:19 PM
You been watching streaming news again?



Hat, coat, door,  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 19, 2010, 07:01:25 PM
We shall attributary all future corny quotes to you shall we  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 19, 2010, 07:01:25 PM
We shall attributary all future corny quotes to you shall we  whistle:

Put it down to me being temporarily in Seine  surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2010, 07:33:52 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 19, 2010, 07:01:25 PM
We shall attributary all future corny quotes to you shall we  whistle:

Put it down to me being temporarily in Seine  surrender:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:48:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2010, 07:33:52 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 19, 2010, 07:01:25 PM
We shall attributary all future corny quotes to you shall we  whistle:

Put it down to me being temporarily in Seine  surrender:

 noooo:

 eastdrink048    surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2010, 07:48:49 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:48:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2010, 07:33:52 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 19, 2010, 07:01:25 PM
We shall attributary all future corny quotes to you shall we  whistle:

Put it down to me being temporarily in Seine  surrender:

 noooo:

 eastdrink048    surrender:


I'm just upset that I can't think of anything to top it at the moment!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2010, 08:26:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2010, 07:48:49 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:48:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2010, 07:33:52 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 19, 2010, 07:01:25 PM
We shall attributary all future corny quotes to you shall we  whistle:

Put it down to me being temporarily in Seine  surrender:

 noooo:

 eastdrink048    surrender:


I'm just upset that I can't think of anything to top it at the moment!  lol:

Not even a current quip?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 19, 2010, 08:29:31 PM
 lol:

It was on the local news tonight - " woman stabbed by river "  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2010, 08:30:10 PM
Crime wave perhaps?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2010, 08:36:36 PM
Probably her Exe
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 19, 2010, 08:44:28 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 20, 2010, 06:46:29 AM
I appreciate the levity of all the comments above, but 18 years old, on her way home from work, the poor kid's life had hardly begun.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2010, 06:59:54 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 19, 2010, 08:26:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2010, 07:48:49 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:48:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2010, 07:33:52 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 19, 2010, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 19, 2010, 07:01:25 PM
We shall attributary all future corny quotes to you shall we  whistle:

Put it down to me being temporarily in Seine  surrender:

 noooo:

 eastdrink048    surrender:


I'm just upset that I can't think of anything to top it at the moment!  lol:

Not even a current quip?

No, my mind was a bank...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2010, 09:39:33 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 20, 2010, 06:46:29 AM
I appreciate the levity of all the comments above, but  18 years old, on her way home from work,  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/8469231.stm) the poor kid's life had hardly begun. I pass there on a weekly basis

A terrible thing to happen I agree but the levity is one way of dealing with a shit world.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 20, 2010, 09:52:48 AM
Wot he said J O M.

It was prolly commited by an oxbow,  I won't bore you with details there are Severn of them!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2010, 10:54:09 AM
Dam the lot of you.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2010, 10:59:51 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2010, 10:54:09 AM
Dam the lot of you.  noooo:

Oh dear...  noooo:

You've opened the flood gates now darwin...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2010, 12:15:45 PM
Prepare for another stream of them then.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2010, 10:17:39 AM
21 stone woman kills father of her children after sitting on him during a row


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on February 02, 2010, 02:57:36 PM
Indonesian man loses his teeth in a cigarette explosion

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8493288.stm
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2010, 10:07:37 AM
Man offered fake degrees in return for spanking


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/8493725.stm
 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/8493725.stm)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 19, 2010, 09:14:31 AM
"Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels to prevent clients dying"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7259636/Swiss-prostitutes-trained-to-use-defibrillators-in-brothels-to-prevent-clients-dying.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2010, 10:15:19 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 19, 2010, 09:14:31 AM
"Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels to prevent clients dying"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7259636/Swiss-prostitutes-trained-to-use-defibrillators-in-brothels-to-prevent-clients-dying.html


Well why else would you use a defibrilator in a brothel?
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on February 19, 2010, 10:55:37 AM
"Curry houses blighted by exploding tandoors"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7264821/Curry-houses-blighted-by-exploding-tandoors.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on February 27, 2010, 11:30:05 PM
I picked up an email this morning from a chum; all it  said was this:

This cutting from the Norwich Evening News:
'A local woman was pestered by an ex-boyfriend, who knocked on her windows, sent love letters and finally pushed half a melon through her catflap.'

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2010, 07:40:27 AM
Quote from: Pastis on February 27, 2010, 11:30:05 PM
I picked up an email this morning from a chum; all it  said was this:

This cutting from the Norwich Evening News:
'A local woman was pestered by an ex-boyfriend, who knocked on her windows, sent love letters and finally pushed half a melon through her catflap.'

 eeek:


 lol: lol: lol:

Where did he push the other half I wonder...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2010, 02:17:39 PM
"Rare Buddhist flower found under nun's washing machine"

http://tinyurl.com/ybcjwek
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on March 17, 2010, 11:03:42 AM

"Man used penis to assault female police officer"


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2010, 11:11:15 AM
That one has attracted the Sub Editors on other media as well  lol:

Quote
Aberdeen engineer tried to slap policewoman with privates
Evening Express

Quote
Lithuanian fined 'for assaulting police woman with his genitals'
Daily Telegraph

I can't wait to hear what the News Quiz will do with the story.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2010, 10:02:30 AM
Jogger dies as plane crash lands on him

A man was killed in a freak accident when a plane crashed on top of him as he jogged along a beach.

Robert Jones, 38, was struck from behind by pilot Edward Smith after he got into difficulties at 3,000ft and oil began spraying on to his windscreen.

The propeller then fell off and the single-engined plane began falling from the sky.

Aiming the craft at the nearby beach, Mr Smith had no vision ahead of him and the runner was unable to hear the plane because its engine had stalled and he was listening to his iPod.

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2010, 10:05:59 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2010, 10:02:30 AM
Jogger dies as plane crash lands on him

A man was killed in a freak accident when a plane crashed on top of him as he jogged along a beach.

Robert Jones, 38, was struck from behind by pilot Edward Smith after he got into difficulties at 3,000ft and oil began spraying on to his windscreen.

The propeller then fell off and the single-engined plane began falling from the sky.

Aiming the craft at the nearby beach, Mr Smith had no vision ahead of him and the runner was unable to hear the plane because its engine had stalled and he was listening to his iPod.

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I told you all that time at the gym was bad for you...  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2010, 10:07:02 AM
That's why I stay inside and don't risk being run over by a car or mowed down by a plane ...and of course no one can see me  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on March 19, 2010, 10:19:38 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2010, 10:07:02 AM
That's why I stay inside and don't risk being run over by a car or mowed down by a plane ...and of course no one can see me  redface:

You have to watch out for the idiots being thrown off of the treadmills though.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2010, 10:21:55 AM
That'll be the VP dance troupe practising their routine  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on March 19, 2010, 10:33:42 AM
I've often laughed when seeing people fly off of trampolines when it's been on tv etc.

Seeing it in real life is hysterical.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 19, 2010, 06:31:30 PM
 Woman crashes car (http://espnish.com/2010/03/09/woman-crashes-while-shaving-bikini-line/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2010, 06:33:08 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 19, 2010, 06:31:30 PM
Woman crashes car (http://espnish.com/2010/03/09/woman-crashes-while-shaving-bikini-line/)


 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 12:28:14 PM
Docs-removed-wrong-testicle  eeek:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2899208/Docs-removed-wrong-testicle.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2010, 12:33:53 PM
He'll make a fine soprano spider:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2010, 03:25:31 PM
Facebook gives you the clap!

http://tinyurl.com/y8sz4kc

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001












And here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2010/mar/24/sun-national-newspapers

And here: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/24/facebook_syphilis/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2010, 11:27:40 AM
Not the headline, the author of the piece

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2010, 11:29:01 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2010, 11:27:40 AM
Not the headline, the author of the piece

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece

 happy001 happy001 happy001

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2010, 11:34:19 AM
Most excellent  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2010, 11:53:12 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2010, 11:27:40 AM
Not the headline, the author of the piece

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece

 happy001 happy001 happy001


 happy001 happy001 happy001

You couldn't make that up.



Actually, I suppose you could.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2010, 12:55:53 PM
 eeek: "Cheryl Cole makes statement about ring"

http://tinyurl.com/ykutqkt
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 28, 2010, 12:14:57 PM
"US man 'tried to revive dead opossum' in Pennsylvania "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8591303.stm

I've been drunk, but Jeez...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2010, 12:40:57 PM
I know someone who would have poked it with a stick  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2010, 01:34:11 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on March 31, 2010, 11:14:20 AM
Quote
Gordon Brown could lose election and still be Prime Minister

 noooo: noooo:     sad32: sad32:    evil: evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2010, 11:15:29 AM
Insane but true  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2010, 11:59:46 AM
Quote from: Pastis on March 31, 2010, 11:14:20 AM
Quote
Gordon Brown could lose election and still be Prime Minister

 noooo: noooo:     sad32: sad32:    evil: evil:


Do what now?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2010, 12:01:07 PM
Buy guns?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on April 02, 2010, 01:41:15 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8600616.stm
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2010, 02:04:40 PM
'Dead relative smugglers' quizzed

Quote from: Yahoo
Two women have been arrested on suspicion of trying to smuggle a dead relative on to a flight out of the country.

The women pushed the 91-year-old man in a wheelchair and covered his face with sunglasses in a bid to board him on their flight to Berlin, sources said.

The pair, a 41-year-old and a 66-year-old, are said to have protested that the lifeless pensioner was merely asleep when probed by officials at Liverpool John Lennon Airport on Saturday.

Source (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100406/tuk-dead-relative-smugglers-quizzed-6323e80.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2010, 02:17:30 PM
Have you seen the cost of flying a body from one country to another?
And the paperwork involved is hooooooge.

Much cheaper to buy an ordinary ticket.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2010, 09:29:07 PM
Scallypool  noooo: "We thought he was asleep"  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on April 14, 2010, 05:59:57 PM
Quote
Handyman injured after chopping down branch he propped his ladder against

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/7589093/Handyman-injured-after-chopping-down-branch-he-propped-his-ladder-against.html

 shutup:

Quote
They also said that his employer should have given him training on where to place the ladder.

 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2010, 06:01:48 PM
Growler?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2010, 07:01:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2010, 06:01:48 PM
Growler?  eeek:

Nick?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on April 14, 2010, 07:03:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 14, 2010, 07:01:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2010, 06:01:48 PM
Growler?  eeek:

Nick?  eeek:

Barman?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2010, 07:05:28 PM
Quote from: Pastis on April 14, 2010, 07:03:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 14, 2010, 07:01:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2010, 06:01:48 PM
Growler?  eeek:

Nick?  eeek:

Barman?  eeek:

Pastis?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2010, 11:26:13 AM
My last MD limped into the office one Monday morning ..... he had been pruning trees in his garden and had sawn through the branch he was sitting on.

Oh how we sympathised  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on April 19, 2010, 01:35:45 PM
Quote
Extramarital sex 'causes more earthquakes', Iranian cleric claims

 eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 19, 2010, 02:47:28 PM
Quote from: Pastis on April 19, 2010, 01:35:45 PM
Quote
Extramarital sex 'causes more earthquakes', Iranian cleric claims
eeek:


"British air transport brought to its knees by 'wrong kind of ash' produced by Bjork Bonking"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on April 22, 2010, 01:21:22 PM
"Bruce Willis to launch fragrance"









Against whom?  scared2:

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on April 25, 2010, 04:24:49 PM
Quote
Foreign Office apologises for Pope 'condom' memo

Softies  noooo:

Scroll back to 1534 ...

Quote
King Henry confirms "Pope! You can piss orf!" memo
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2010, 04:46:34 PM
Quote from: Pastis on April 25, 2010, 04:24:49 PM
Quote
Foreign Office apologises for Pope 'condom' memo

Softies  noooo:

Scroll back to 1534 ...

Quote
King Henry confirms "Pope! You can piss orf!" memo


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2010, 11:18:19 AM
Quote
Stephen Hawking warns over making contact with aliens

Quote
He explained: "We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet."He explained: "We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet."
  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2010, 11:43:21 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 26, 2010, 11:18:19 AM
Quote
Stephen Hawking warns over making contact with aliens

Quote
He explained: "We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet."He explained: "We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet."
  eeek:


So good he had to say it twice?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2010, 12:21:05 PM
 redface:

Maybe they gave him a mirror  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2010, 02:26:20 PM
Do aliens really exist ,then they put Stephen Hawking's picture next to the headline....Bit cruel  ..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2010, 02:30:00 PM
The Sun :UK illegal immigrant population could fill a city the size of Birmingham.........

Thought it had ............
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on April 26, 2010, 03:45:29 PM
Quote
Sumo wrestlers make babies cry at the Naki Sumo crying baby contest in Japan

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FshBAJ.jpg&hash=7c14a6a7b99cb32303fa646f81a4610d001ac839) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxshBAJ)

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2010, 03:46:30 PM
Quote from: Pastis on April 26, 2010, 03:45:29 PM
Quote
Sumo wrestlers make babies cry at the Naki Sumo crying baby contest in Japan

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FshBAJ.jpg&hash=7c14a6a7b99cb32303fa646f81a4610d001ac839) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxshBAJ)

 whacky115

 noooo:

Do they eat them after...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2010, 03:48:28 PM
I like babies, but I couldn't manage a whole one.



















Hat,coat, door
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2010, 03:34:09 PM
BBC NEWS  "Mcqueen took drugs before suicide">>>>>>>>>

I'd be impressed if he did them after ..................
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2010, 03:44:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2010, 03:34:09 PM
BBC NEWS  "Mcqueen took drugs before suicide">>>>>>>>>

I'd be impressed if he did them after ..................

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2010, 03:55:12 PM
apc is coming on well  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2010, 04:13:30 PM
Kate McCann : Today is a day we should be celebrating with Madeline..........

Bloody right ,look what happened last time you went out celebrating without her !!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2010, 04:36:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2010, 04:13:30 PM
Kate McCann : Today is a day we should be celebrating with Madeline..........

Bloody right ,look what happened last time you went out celebrating without her !!!!!!!!!!!

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2010, 08:51:37 AM
The dress that turns into a Coca Cola machine to ward off attackers


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1273919/The-Japanese-ninja-dress-turns-Coca-Cola-machine-ward-attackers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1273919/The-Japanese-ninja-dress-turns-Coca-Cola-machine-ward-attackers.html)
 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2010, 12:38:46 PM
I can just imagine the police report for this sparking off random drugs tests in the department  lol:

"The suspect attempted to steal a comic book but was apprehended by Spider Man with the assistance of The Flash and some Jedi"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8659278.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8659278.stm)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 07, 2010, 12:43:21 PM
Was he shoplifting?

Quote
International Free Comic Day

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 09, 2010, 12:48:02 PM
"Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum"

http://www.newser.com/story/87719/man-dies-after-friends-insert-eel-in-his-rectum.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 09, 2010, 01:36:10 PM
 eeek:

 sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2010, 10:24:26 PM
BBC news  "Robin Hood to launch Cannes" ..............

I always thought he had a bow and arrow??????
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 12, 2010, 10:26:16 PM
Oh dear.... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2010, 12:48:43 PM
Man Fights For Life After Slug-Eating Stunt (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100513/tod-man-fights-for-life-after-slug-eatin-870a197.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2010, 12:52:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2010, 12:48:43 PM
Man Fights For Life After Slug-Eating Stunt (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100513/tod-man-fights-for-life-after-slug-eatin-870a197.html)

 sick2:

"The disease causes the brain to swell and can be fatal."

Well in his case it will have to swell a lot before it comes into contact with his skull.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2010, 12:55:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2010, 12:52:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2010, 12:48:43 PM
Man Fights For Life After Slug-Eating Stunt (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100513/tod-man-fights-for-life-after-slug-eatin-870a197.html)

 sick2:

"The disease causes the brain to swell and can be fatal."

Well in his case it will have to swell a lot before it comes into contact with his skull.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 13, 2010, 04:33:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2010, 12:48:43 PM
Man Fights For Life After Slug-Eating Stunt (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100513/tod-man-fights-for-life-after-slug-eatin-870a197.html)

 sick2:

I bet he used a 'Slugpoon' to capture the beast!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2010, 04:42:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 13, 2010, 04:33:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2010, 12:48:43 PM
Man Fights For Life After Slug-Eating Stunt (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100513/tod-man-fights-for-life-after-slug-eatin-870a197.html)

 sick2:

I bet he used a 'Slugpoon' to capture the beast!

You mean SlugPoonTM I presume...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 13, 2010, 07:00:01 PM
None other...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2010, 07:02:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 13, 2010, 07:00:01 PM
None other...

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2010, 07:02:53 PM
I invented that  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2010, 07:05:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2010, 07:02:53 PM
I invented that  evil:

No you bloody didn't!  cussing:

Nor Celebrity death Bingo before you start!  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2010, 07:06:45 PM
Both incredibly brilliant inventions  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2010, 07:08:22 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 13, 2010, 07:06:45 PM
Both incredibly brilliant inventions   ;D ;D ;D

Thanks you!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2010, 07:08:49 PM
Thieving bastard  censored:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2010, 07:09:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2010, 07:08:49 PM
Thieving bastard  censored:

 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2010, 01:28:15 PM
Quote
Young mother died after doctors failed to spot toilet brush handle lodged in her buttock
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 20, 2010, 01:53:51 PM
As a guess someone got fed up of her moaning  " put a broom up my arse and I'll sweep the floor whilst I'm at it "
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2010, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2010, 01:28:15 PM
Quote
Young mother died after doctors failed to spot toilet brush handle lodged in her buttock
eeek:



 eeek:  For once in my life after the first six months obviously. I am speechless. eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2010, 02:49:17 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 20, 2010, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2010, 01:28:15 PM
Quote
Young mother died after doctors failed to spot toilet brush handle lodged in her buttock
eeek:



 eeek:  For once in my life after the first six months obviously. I am speechless. eeek:


here is the full story. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1279593/Young-mother-died-doctors-failed-spot-toilet-brush-handle-lodged-buttocks.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2010, 02:55:15 PM
Nope speech hasn't returned. redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2010, 08:21:27 PM
 eeek:

It must have been a tiny brush or a huge buttock.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2010, 08:22:41 PM
Does this look big in my bum?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2010, 08:25:22 PM
Who needs police when you have ninjas.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10130346.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10130346.stm)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
Not actually a headline but anyone else see the irony in the trouble in Jamaica caused by the drug baron  Christopher Coke......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 26, 2010, 09:05:21 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 24, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
Not actually a headline but anyone else see the irony in the trouble in Jamaica caused by the drug baron  Christopher Coke......
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2010, 09:31:56 AM
Only in that he has caused no trouble ~ the problems seems to be that the bloody Yanks want his head on a plate in return for supplying yet more weapons etc to the government.
Nobody out there was worried about him before.

Personally I am getting more than a little pissed off with the fvcking yanks thinking they can rule the world. Time someone took them down a peg or two.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2010, 03:35:32 PM
You ver only supposed to blow ze bloody doors off.  lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10161486.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10161486.stm)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2010, 05:58:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2010, 03:35:32 PM
You ver only supposed to blow ze bloody doors off.  lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10161486.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10161486.stm)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2010, 09:01:30 AM
Lou Reed and wife stage 'high-frequency' dog concert




http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10181186.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10181186.stm)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2010, 09:19:12 AM
Thanks for the warning!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2010, 09:33:00 AM
Quote
The show, created by Ms Anderson, will last for 20 minutes as she says "dogs don't have a giant concentration span".
point:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on May 30, 2010, 09:48:07 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2010/05/27/cocaine-addict-left-with-27-day-erection-after-massive-coke-binges-115875-22289901/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2010, 10:02:14 AM
Quote
Surgeons in Santiago, Dominican Republic, said the swelling had been caused by Luis Rodriguez's massive cocaine binges and said any future abuse would cause his penis to die and rot.
eeek:

Good job he's abroad or Miss D would be after his address  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 30, 2010, 10:55:00 AM
27 days ....it's good to know what the bar should be  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2010, 11:15:37 AM
I feel a pole coming on  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 30, 2010, 01:30:30 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2010, 08:09:25 AM
Knitted breasts now available on NHS  eeek:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on June 01, 2010, 06:19:59 PM
Quote
Uncle jailed over boy killed by dog in Liverpool

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/10202118.stm

Phew! Not you then Uncle!  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on June 07, 2010, 01:36:20 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2010/06/07/testicles-horror-115875-22315809/

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2010, 02:36:24 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Bar Wench on June 08, 2010, 07:30:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2010, 08:09:25 AM
Knitted breasts now available on NHS  eeek:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs)

I actually knitted a stack a couple of years ago for a breast cancer charity.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 07:44:23 PM
Did Mr Wench buy them?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2010, 07:44:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 08, 2010, 07:30:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2010, 08:09:25 AM
Knitted breasts now available on NHS  eeek:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs)

I actually knitted a stack a couple of years ago for a breast cancer charity.  redface:

Don't blush Wenchy ~ I know a wummun who knits jumpers for rescued battery chickens.
Apparently when they come out they have no feathers, Honest.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 09, 2010, 08:37:34 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 09, 2010, 07:44:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 08, 2010, 07:30:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2010, 08:09:25 AM
Knitted breasts now available on NHS  eeek:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs)

I actually knitted a stack a couple of years ago for a breast cancer charity.  redface:

Don't blush Wenchy ~ I know a wummun who knits jumpers for rescued battery chickens.
Apparently when they come out they have no feathers, Honest.

You seem to have quite a circle of loopy woman friends.  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2010, 09:31:11 AM
Woman rescued dogs from fire but forgot grandson (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-rescued-dogs-from-fire-but-forgot-grandson-1995295.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 09, 2010, 09:38:49 AM
You've got it all to come. point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2010, 09:40:20 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 09, 2010, 09:38:49 AM
You've got it all to come. point:

Skilos or grandchild...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 09, 2010, 10:39:16 AM
Both me thinks! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2010, 11:03:00 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 09, 2010, 10:39:16 AM
Both me thinks! eveilgrin:

No, I meant which to leave behind in the conflagration....  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2010, 12:08:14 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 09, 2010, 08:37:34 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 09, 2010, 07:44:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 08, 2010, 07:30:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2010, 08:09:25 AM
Knitted breasts now available on NHS  eeek:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828066-knitted-breasts-now-available-on-nhs)

I actually knitted a stack a couple of years ago for a breast cancer charity.  redface:

Don't blush Wenchy ~ I know a wummun who knits jumpers for rescued battery chickens.
Apparently when they come out they have no feathers, Honest.

You seem to have quite a circle of loopy woman friends.  ;)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2010, 08:14:22 AM
Man arrested over claim chef was ?tortured by broccoli

Quote
One chef claimed he had his trousers set on fire with a blow torch and had red-hot pans pressed on his arms.
He also says he was stung on the back of his neck with nettles while making a nettle risotto and was beaten with a rolling pin.

He alleges he saw another chef being punished by being held aloft by his legs and having his head dunked in a vat of lukewarm broccoli and Stilton soup which was later served to guests at the Star Inn at Harome, North Yorkshire.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on June 13, 2010, 08:15:43 AM
An everyday story of Life in the Ramsey household. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2010, 06:42:20 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10420131.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10420131.stm)  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on June 30, 2010, 08:51:49 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1290753/Shopping-makes-men-impotent.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 02, 2010, 01:15:21 PM
This one should appeal to the Petrol Heads  razz:

Quote
Victoria Beckham appointed creative design executive at Range Rover
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2010, 01:27:19 PM
It'll be curtains for the new Evoque then.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2010, 01:32:39 PM
"Executive" is becoming a stupid word  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2010, 01:34:15 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2010, 01:27:19 PM
It'll be curtains for the new Evoque then.  noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2010, 01:36:02 PM
She'll make all the seats into thrones  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 02, 2010, 05:12:42 PM
Prolly pink thrones at that.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 06, 2010, 12:57:23 PM
Crucifixion of Jesus ‘may have been a DIY accident’ |
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/06/24/crucifixion-of-jesus-%E2%80%98may-have-been-a-diy-accident%E2%80%99/

Newly discovered evidence suggests that the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, presumed to have been ordered by the Roman prefect Pontius Pilate, may in fact have been a tragic accident caused by Jesus himself while performing some outdoor DIY. Newly discovered evidence suggests that the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, presumed to have been ordered by the Roman prefect Pontius Pilate, may in fact have been a tragic accident caused by Jesus himself while performing some outdoor DIY. A respected Christian historian now believes that the Son of God may have inadvertently nailed himself to two planks of wood after getting in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves.

‘Everyone knows that Jesus loved his DIY, and of course he had carpentry in his blood – or would have done if Joseph’s hole-boring kit had been up to it,’ said Dr Charles Forster of Cambridge University. ‘Who can forget the stilts he made for everyday lake crossing, or the cute little pulpit-on-wheels from which he delivered the Sermon on the Mount? People came from miles around to watch his DIY demonstrations, but it now seems he came to a sticky end after doing himself a mischief teaching an open-air class on bookcase construction.’
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2010, 01:58:28 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 06, 2010, 12:57:23 PM
Crucifixion of Jesus ‘may have been a DIY accident’ |
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/06/24/crucifixion-of-jesus-%E2%80%98may-have-been-a-diy-accident%E2%80%99/

Newly discovered evidence suggests that the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, presumed to have been ordered by the Roman prefect Pontius Pilate, may in fact have been a tragic accident caused by Jesus himself while performing some outdoor DIY. Newly discovered evidence suggests that the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, presumed to have been ordered by the Roman prefect Pontius Pilate, may in fact have been a tragic accident caused by Jesus himself while performing some outdoor DIY. A respected Christian historian now believes that the Son of God may have inadvertently nailed himself to two planks of wood after getting in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves.

‘Everyone knows that Jesus loved his DIY, and of course he had carpentry in his blood – or would have done if Joseph’s hole-boring kit had been up to it,’ said Dr Charles Forster of Cambridge University. ‘Who can forget the stilts he made for everyday lake crossing, or the cute little pulpit-on-wheels from which he delivered the Sermon on the Mount? People came from miles around to watch his DIY demonstrations, but it now seems he came to a sticky end after doing himself a mischief teaching an open-air class on bookcase construction.’

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 06, 2010, 02:09:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2010, 01:58:28 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 06, 2010, 12:57:23 PM
Crucifixion of Jesus ‘may have been a DIY accident’ |
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/06/24/crucifixion-of-jesus-%E2%80%98may-have-been-a-diy-accident%E2%80%99/

Newly discovered evidence suggests that the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, presumed to have been ordered by the Roman prefect Pontius Pilate, may in fact have been a tragic accident caused by Jesus himself while performing some outdoor DIY. Newly discovered evidence suggests that the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, presumed to have been ordered by the Roman prefect Pontius Pilate, may in fact have been a tragic accident caused by Jesus himself while performing some outdoor DIY. A respected Christian historian now believes that the Son of God may have inadvertently nailed himself to two planks of wood after getting in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves.

‘Everyone knows that Jesus loved his DIY, and of course he had carpentry in his blood – or would have done if Joseph’s hole-boring kit had been up to it,’ said Dr Charles Forster of Cambridge University. ‘Who can forget the stilts he made for everyday lake crossing, or the cute little pulpit-on-wheels from which he delivered the Sermon on the Mount? People came from miles around to watch his DIY demonstrations, but it now seems he came to a sticky end after doing himself a mischief teaching an open-air class on bookcase construction.’

 happy001

You may not be the best person to laugh at the idea ~ Mr Shins damaged falling off a step ladder and landing on a glass table  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2010, 02:12:59 PM
I wonder if my Irish Catholic MiL would like this  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2010, 03:12:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 06, 2010, 02:12:59 PM
I wonder if my Irish Catholic MiL would like this  rubschin:

oh she would!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2010, 03:58:51 PM
Is it just me?

Every time I see this Northumbria temporary Chief Constable(ess) on the box about the murder hunt.


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All I can see is:



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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2010, 04:02:43 PM
Darwin!
 worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 06, 2010, 04:56:46 PM
WOT HE SAID^^^^^^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 06, 2010, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2010, 03:12:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 06, 2010, 02:12:59 PM
I wonder if my Irish Catholic MiL would like this  rubschin:

oh she would!  eveilgrin:

For sure. eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 07, 2010, 12:06:32 PM
"Prince: the internet's completely over"

I thought this was going to be one of Prinny's pronouncements until I read it  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 07, 2010, 02:45:14 PM
Err Mr P, would you be so kind as to point us in the direction of this headline...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 07, 2010, 02:48:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 07, 2010, 02:45:14 PM
Err Mr P, would you be so kind as to point us in the direction of this headline...

How very remiss of me, MissC  redface:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/7874307/Prince-the-internets-completely-over.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 07, 2010, 02:49:14 PM
Prince = Attention Seeker
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 07, 2010, 03:14:42 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 07, 2010, 02:48:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 07, 2010, 02:45:14 PM
Err Mr P, would you be so kind as to point us in the direction of this headline...

How very remiss of me, MissC  redface:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/7874307/Prince-the-internets-completely-over.html

Having just read it I think you were quite right not to put the link in your first post.

Further to Snoopy's comment...

Prince = Tosser
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 08, 2010, 08:48:42 AM
"Monkeys use trees to catapault themselves out of Japanese laboratory"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/7876267/Monkeys-use-trees-to-catapault-themselves-out-of-Japanese-laboratory.html

Conjures up quite a picture  rubschin:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2010, 09:00:07 AM
George Galloway to make Dusty Springfield musical
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2010, 10:59:21 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 09, 2010, 09:00:07 AM
George Galloway to make Dusty Springfield musical
 rubschin:


Love the follow up line in the Guardian

"Perhaps he just doesn't know what to do with himself."

 happy001 happy001 happy001








For those too young to remember
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYDzq_Q823o
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 10, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
 Southampton 'cat burglar' reported to police  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/10555266.stm)

Yeah right, it was the cat
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 10, 2010, 11:09:08 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2010, 07:53:41 AM
Victim of alligator attack could get hand sewn back on after police retrieve it from beast's stomach

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 07:59:00 AM
And a nice handbag by way of compensation...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2010, 08:05:21 AM
Octopus in perverted tentacle tangle with glamourpuss
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 13, 2010, 08:07:06 AM
Now you're just making them up.  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: GROWLER on July 13, 2010, 08:07:55 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 13, 2010, 08:07:06 AM
Now you're just making them up.  ::)

Like just about everything else he writes in here too. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2010, 08:09:01 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 08:09:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2010, 08:05:21 AM
Octopus in perverted tentacle tangle with glamourpuss

Liar, liar pants on fire!  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2010, 08:12:55 AM
Octopus steals video camera and swims off with it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 13, 2010, 09:34:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2010, 08:12:55 AM
Octopus steals video camera and swims off with it

Digital-8 camera was it?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 09:41:17 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 13, 2010, 09:34:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2010, 08:12:55 AM
Octopus steals video camera and swims off with it

Digital-8 camera was it?

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2010, 12:42:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2010, 08:09:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2010, 08:05:21 AM
Octopus in perverted tentacle tangle with glamourpuss

Liar, liar pants on fire!  point:

No, that was the lighter in his pocket  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2010, 12:54:33 PM
I think Darwin is loosing his touch, pissed and riding a crocodile should have been an easy one.  noooo:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10611973.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10611973.stm)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2010, 01:46:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2010, 09:41:17 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 13, 2010, 09:34:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2010, 08:12:55 AM
Octopus steals video camera and swims off with it

Digital-8 camera was it?

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:

http://scienceblips.dailyradar.com/video/octopus-steals-my-video-camera-and-swims-off-with-it/ (http://scienceblips.dailyradar.com/video/octopus-steals-my-video-camera-and-swims-off-with-it/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 02:03:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2010, 01:46:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2010, 09:41:17 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 13, 2010, 09:34:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2010, 08:12:55 AM
Octopus steals video camera and swims off with it

Digital-8 camera was it?

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:

http://scienceblips.dailyradar.com/video/octopus-steals-my-video-camera-and-swims-off-with-it/ (http://scienceblips.dailyradar.com/video/octopus-steals-my-video-camera-and-swims-off-with-it/)

How coooool is that!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2010, 02:09:52 PM
WHat? That the octopus filmed the chase?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2010, 02:15:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2010, 02:09:52 PM
WHat? That the octopus filmed the chase?

Well... sort of... the whole thing really... I would have shat myself...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 13, 2010, 03:36:30 PM
 lol: lol:

Nice little ditty too!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 14, 2010, 08:09:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4

Made me giggle. lol:

OK can someone please tell me where the link has gone.  I have just clicked on modify and the link is here but not on the thread. confused:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4

OK I have now copied and pasted it, and once again it is here on this modify page but not on the thread. confused: confused:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 14, 2010, 08:46:54 AM
I know how BM likes his distance / size / quantities explained in easy-to-undertsand analogies  ;)

Quote
Fat cleared from London sewers will fill nine double-decker buses
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2010, 08:51:00 AM
Are they going to send the buses to Scotland for recycling purposes?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
Quote from: Pastis on July 14, 2010, 08:46:54 AM
I know how BM likes his distance / size / quantities explained in easy-to-undertsand analogies  ;)

Quote
Fat cleared from London sewers will fill nine double-decker buses


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on July 15, 2010, 04:30:36 PM
Nick?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-10650160
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 15, 2010, 05:18:58 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/dorset/3856441.stm


Nick?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2010, 05:22:12 PM
Oddly I lived next to Ken Thornber when he was a lad. He was, and still is, a pratt
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 15, 2010, 08:27:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2010, 05:22:12 PM
Oddly I lived next to Ken Thornber when he was a lad. He was, and still is, a pratt

http://www3.hants.gov.uk/KenThornber/aboutme.htm?memid=ymcott (http://www3.hants.gov.uk/KenThornber/aboutme.htm?memid=ymcott)

Also ginger if the eyebrows are anything to go by.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 15, 2010, 10:38:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2010, 05:22:12 PM
Oddly I lived next to Ken Thornber when he was a lad. He was, and still is, a pratt
That prat took £41,089 in expenses last year
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 07:45:05 AM
He looks just like his dad  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 08:22:12 AM
A new moral panic. This is, apparently, not a spoof! But it is a pile of shite.

http://idle.slashdot.org/story/10/07/15/166220/Sound-As-the-New-Illegal-Narcotic?from=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+Slashdot/slashdot+(Slashdot) (http://idle.slashdot.org/story/10/07/15/166220/Sound-As-the-New-Illegal-Narcotic?from=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+Slashdot/slashdot+(Slashdot))
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 16, 2010, 08:36:06 AM
Oh good grief when will this stupidity stop.  We have been using noise/sound to induce altered states of consciousness since we fell out of the trees. Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2010, 08:39:25 AM
Probably why we fell out of the trees in the first place.  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2010, 08:55:46 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2010, 08:39:25 AM
Probably why we fell out of the trees in the first place.  ;)
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 16, 2010, 09:02:20 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2010, 08:39:25 AM
Probably why we fell out of the trees in the first place.  ;)
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 16, 2010, 10:18:34 AM
http://solsticewitch13.blogspot.com/2010/06/stop-mosque-at-ground-zero-part-ii.html

Americans Stand Up Against Radical Islam in New York - We Will Not Submit!
Not one major network sent a satellite truck or camera crew to this event. Without bloggers this newsworthy event would have remained unknown to the public and history
On Sunday, June 6th, a multi-ethnic, multi-racial coalition of Americans opposed to Islamic violence and intolerance rallied at the site of the World Trade Center in New York City .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2010, 08:52:18 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1296003/Muslims-pray-Africa-Mecca-edict-tells-followers-face-wrong-way.html

You'd think someone would have noticed lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 19, 2010, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 16, 2010, 10:18:34 AM
http://solsticewitch13.blogspot.com/2010/06/stop-mosque-at-ground-zero-part-ii.html

Americans Stand Up Against Radical Islam in New York - We Will Not Submit!
Not one major network sent a satellite truck or camera crew to this event. Without bloggers this newsworthy event would have remained unknown to the public and history
On Sunday, June 6th, a multi-ethnic, multi-racial coalition of Americans opposed to Islamic violence and intolerance rallied at the site of the World Trade Center in New York City .

Did you see that Sarah Palin was trying to Twitter about this but couldn't construct a sentence?  shutup:

In one tweet she asked New Yorkers to refudiate the mosque!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2010, 08:55:20 AM
Quote
Even out of office it seems Gordon Brown just can’t seem to get his act together at a social level. He and Sarah were said to have been happy and smiley at their first public outing to a former aide’s wedding a few weeks ago. And, indeed, there was the picture to prove it, with one wedding guest commenting: “The stress of being PM seems to have vanished.” Not, however, the stress of the bride, defeated Labour candidate for Sherwood Emilie Oldknow, and her groom Jonathan Ashworth, former deputy political secretary at Number 10. What the smiley pictures didn’t reveal was that guest-of-honour Gordon was two hours late for the Derbyshire ceremony. Instead of proceeding without him, the entire proceedings were put on hold until the tardy Browns had finished faffing around at their hotel. Other weddings were backed up in the queue and guests arriving for the evening event at plush Breadsall Priory country estate found that the wedding banquet had still not finished. The coup de grace came when the Browns decided to leave early.
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2010, 09:04:51 AM
What a waster...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2010, 09:28:11 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2010, 09:04:51 AM
What a waster...  noooo:

Once an arse, always an arse.  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2010, 03:57:14 PM
The end of history, fancy drinking your beer from a dead animal?  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F48446000%2Fjpg%2F_48446989_brewdog_end_of_history_464.jpg&hash=4d87f72dc7f258101e3c87f050bc58a5d5015857)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-10725024 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-10725024)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 24, 2010, 04:00:41 PM
Do keep up ol boy  whistle:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8167.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8167.0)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2010, 04:03:01 PM
If the stuff tastes as good as Tactical Nuclear Penguin it's worth 2 entries.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 24, 2010, 04:03:37 PM
An apology would have been sufficient  ;D

For not reading absolutely everything that I post of course  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2010, 04:09:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 24, 2010, 04:03:37 PM
An apology would have been sufficient  ;D

For not reading absolutely everything that I post of course  whistle:

Yes dear...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 24, 2010, 04:13:40 PM
Good boy
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2010, 09:49:49 PM
Someone else can make the obvious comment. I'm fond of living.  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1297077/What-happened-woman-driver-tried-park-car-stopped-admire-view.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2010, 06:34:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2010, 09:49:49 PM
Someone else can make the obvious comment. I'm fond of living.  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1297077/What-happened-woman-driver-tried-park-car-stopped-admire-view.html

Miss D doesn't have a car...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2010, 10:13:59 AM
That's ok, she can borrow the Me Mi when she is next visiting  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 25, 2010, 01:38:47 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10753021

US bear takes short ride in car and leaves it wrecked!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2010, 11:46:25 AM
Clarkson does it again. lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1297965/Top-Gears-Jeremy-Clarkson-sparks-fury-burka-babes-underwear-joke.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2010, 12:05:49 PM
6 million viewers and seven complaints...?  ::)

Rubbish - he needs to try a bit harder in future!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2010, 12:16:23 PM
Just appeal to his vanity and set him a target. Tell Jezza that Jerry Springer has him beaten hands down  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 27, 2010, 05:43:16 PM
http://bit.ly/9zmG8t

Hay, it's simples! Farmer builds 36ft meerkat sculpture from bales of straw | Mail Online
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FbjVL9.jpg&hash=f8b4ff769894d7ab36cfdcd192c0d541576067ed) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqbjVL9)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2010, 05:47:56 PM
That's not far from me. Mad bugger is always making stuff out of straw.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2010, 11:33:02 PM
Is this what they mean by a shotgun wedding?

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/189591/Photographer-shot-dead-as-bride-and-groom-pose-with-a-guns
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2010, 11:31:21 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/07/26/michael-gove-tells-kids-to-build-their-own-schools/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/07/26/michael-gove-tells-kids-to-build-their-own-schools/)  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2010, 02:09:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 27, 2010, 05:47:56 PM
That's not far from me. Mad bugger is always making stuff out of straw.

Bloody good icecream though ~ at the farm where they put up the straw statues every year.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on August 06, 2010, 10:00:38 AM
Quote
Man arrested for wife beating blames traditional Turkish dance

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/newzealand/7929568/Man-arrested-for-wife-beating-blames-traditional-Turkish-dance.html

It doesn't look that bad ...  rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t3wBQE9GHQ
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2010, 10:29:29 AM
Women are like walnut trees and dogs ~ they do better after an good beating.  whistle:

http://www.answers.com/topic/a-woman-a-dog-and-a-walnut-tree-the-more-you-beat-them-the-better-they-be
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 10:31:10 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2010, 10:34:52 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 10:35:53 AM
I think I know who would fare better if they even attempted it  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2010, 01:33:23 AM
Gordons arrived  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1300954/Brian-Blessed-drive-road-users-distraction-new-voice-TomTom.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2010, 01:03:04 AM
BBC News - British student dies two weeks after falling from a balcony in Majorca.







 how high was that balcony!? 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 08, 2010, 11:26:37 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FFoWVJ.jpg&hash=ddf83f99537f82465794b558595df4593d26adff) (http://www.postimage.org/)


I wonder what would happen to the likes of us if we did this in their country. cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on August 10, 2010, 12:30:14 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10922428
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 10, 2010, 02:12:52 PM
Chicken wars. eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on August 10, 2010, 03:05:09 PM
This a serious one -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10922836

Site is too busy!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2010, 03:37:27 PM
Quote from: tel on August 10, 2010, 03:05:09 PM
This a serious one -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10922836

Site is too busy!

Prosopography  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on August 10, 2010, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2010, 03:37:27 PM
Quote from: tel on August 10, 2010, 03:05:09 PM
This a serious one -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10922836

Site is too busy!

Prosopography  eeek:

Slips easily into any conversation and gives your teeth a work out. ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on August 10, 2010, 03:45:20 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2010, 03:37:27 PM
Quote from: tel on August 10, 2010, 03:05:09 PM
This a serious one -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10922836

Site is too busy!

Prosopography  eeek:

A mappe whyche showes the wereybouts of Laydees on the Knight?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
Quote from: tel on August 10, 2010, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2010, 03:37:27 PM
Quote from: tel on August 10, 2010, 03:05:09 PM
This a serious one -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10922836

Site is too busy!

Prosopography  eeek:

Slips easily into any conversation and gives your teeth a work out. ;D

It would give my teeth an unscheduled outing.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2010, 03:48:36 PM
Quote from: Pastis on August 10, 2010, 03:45:20 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2010, 03:37:27 PM
Quote from: tel on August 10, 2010, 03:05:09 PM
This a serious one -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10922836

Site is too busy!

Prosopography  eeek:

A mappe whyche showes the wereybouts of Laydees on the Knight?

Whych bangeth lyke ye drawbryge in ye gayle.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 03:49:58 PM
Turd in your teeth  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2010, 10:47:15 AM
http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/saudi-women-use-fatwa-in-driving-bid-1.643431 (http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/saudi-women-use-fatwa-in-driving-bid-1.643431)
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 15, 2010, 11:01:24 AM
 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2010, 11:22:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2010, 10:47:15 AM
http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/saudi-women-use-fatwa-in-driving-bid-1.643431 (http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/saudi-women-use-fatwa-in-driving-bid-1.643431)
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001



Forever hopeful Nick but I think you need a clean driving licence to get the job.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2010, 11:44:23 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 15, 2010, 11:22:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2010, 10:47:15 AM
http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/saudi-women-use-fatwa-in-driving-bid-1.643431 (http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/saudi-women-use-fatwa-in-driving-bid-1.643431)
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001



Forever hopeful Nick but I think you need a clean driving licence to get the job.  whistle:

You could have told Nick before he booked a flight  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2010, 07:27:35 PM
How long before we see these over here?  eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/193539/Lazy-bums-get-a-sharp-poke-in-China (http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/193539/Lazy-bums-get-a-sharp-poke-in-China)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2010, 08:50:10 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/7946572/Race-is-on-to-make-the-first-3D-porn-movie.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/7946572/Race-is-on-to-make-the-first-3D-porn-movie.html)
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2010, 08:58:52 AM
 rubschin:


The phrase "in your face" comes to mind.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2010, 06:06:19 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2010, 08:58:52 AM
rubschin:


The phrase "in your face" cums to mind.

Corrected for you  happy088
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2010, 05:27:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2010, 06:06:19 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2010, 08:58:52 AM
rubschin:


The phrase "in your face" cums to mind.

Corrected for you  happy088

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2010, 08:24:45 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303855/Burglar-rescued-firemen-getting-stuck-window-6-hours.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303855/Burglar-rescued-firemen-getting-stuck-window-6-hours.html)

An open and shut case?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2010, 07:31:23 AM
Quote
Dog mess nearly killed my daughter
  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2010, 07:35:11 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 19, 2010, 07:31:23 AM
Quote
Dog mess nearly killed my daughter
  eeek:

Did she slip on it or eat it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 19, 2010, 07:42:50 AM
 Hopefully the little kid will be alright  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1304091/Toddler-lose-eye-catching-infection-dog-mess-park.html?ito=feeds-newsxml). ON TV this morning they weren't talking of her dying but were still concerned about the eye. Bloody irresponsible dog owners
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2010, 09:28:39 AM
We will shortly be crashing...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1306627/Brace-impact--crash-Terrified-plane-passengers-hear-crash-warning-mistake.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1306627/Brace-impact--crash-Terrified-plane-passengers-hear-crash-warning-mistake.html)
 razz: razz: razz:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2010, 09:34:40 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2010, 09:28:39 AM
We will shortly be crashing...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1306627/Brace-impact--crash-Terrified-plane-passengers-hear-crash-warning-mistake.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1306627/Brace-impact--crash-Terrified-plane-passengers-hear-crash-warning-mistake.html)
 razz: razz: razz:



 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2010, 09:56:37 AM
Quote
Other reports suggest that one of the myriad buttons and switches in the 747 cockpit may have inadvertently been nudged by one of the flight crew.
eeek:
Well at least it wasn't the 'reset' button or the one that opens the sunroof.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on August 27, 2010, 07:30:04 PM
Quote
Economy grew 'more than thought'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11107415

Oh!  More than first thought?  Well, thought often comes afterwards  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on August 27, 2010, 08:04:00 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2010, 09:56:37 AM
Quote
Other reports suggest that one of the myriad buttons and switches in the 747 cockpit may have inadvertently been nudged by one of the flight crew.
eeek:
Well at least it wasn't the 'reset' button or the one that opens the sunroof.

or the ejector seat
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 01, 2010, 10:55:55 AM
 eeek:
Quote
Student who electrocuted his nipples sues teacher...for not warning him it was dangerous

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1307901/Student-electric-shocked-nipples-sues-teacher-warning-him.html#ixzz0yH3QNiap
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on September 01, 2010, 10:59:58 AM
Quote
Man blows himself up trying to kill a spider

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973024/Man-blows-himself-up-trying-to-kill-a-spider.html

Let that be a warning!   shutup:   lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2010, 11:04:01 AM
Quote
'Maddening' Gordon drove me to drink: Tony Blair memoirs lay blame for election disaster with 'zero emotional intelligence' Brown

 eeek:

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1307904/Tony-Blairs-memoirs-Maddening-Gordon-Brown-drove-drink.html#ixzz0yH608V6L
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2010, 12:38:36 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://mashable.com/2010/08/31/virtual-girlfriend-vacation/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2010, 09:35:59 AM
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat has emptied his sack...  whistle:

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/196986/Village-postmistress-sets-up-shop-as-100-prostitute
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 09:43:50 AM


Good for her ~ if that's what it takes all credit to the lass.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2010, 09:46:19 AM
It's the government's fault for closing the post office!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2010, 09:48:38 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 09:43:50 AM


Good for her ~ if that's what it takes all credit to the lass.

Truth be told I agree Snoop, just couldn't get the Postman Pat tune out of my head as I read the article.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 02, 2010, 05:54:55 PM
Err thanks Grumpmeister I could do without the image I now have in my mind but good for her.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2010, 01:13:48 AM
Call it payback for the earworm the other day  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2010, 11:43:12 PM
You want the stewardess to land the plane in a crisis?  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308852/Let-stewardesses-land-plane-crisis-says-Ryanair-boss-Airline-wants-ditch-pilots.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 04, 2010, 08:11:52 AM
Michael O'Leary knows how to get a headline and thus free publicity.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2010, 08:24:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308798/Joyriding-police-officers-crash-suspects-high-powered-sports-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308798/Joyriding-police-officers-crash-suspects-high-powered-sports-car.html)
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2010, 08:31:27 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2010, 08:24:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308798/Joyriding-police-officers-crash-suspects-high-powered-sports-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308798/Joyriding-police-officers-crash-suspects-high-powered-sports-car.html)
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I wonder if with hindsight (and re-checking their notebooks) the alleged drunk driver will be responsible for this...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2010, 08:32:34 AM
I suspect they will give him a hard time  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 04, 2010, 10:47:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 04, 2010, 08:31:27 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2010, 08:24:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308798/Joyriding-police-officers-crash-suspects-high-powered-sports-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308798/Joyriding-police-officers-crash-suspects-high-powered-sports-car.html)
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I wonder if with hindsight (and re-checking their notebooks) the alleged drunk driver will be responsible for this...?

If a drunk driver crashes and damages his/her car I think I'm right in saying that their insurance is invalid?

However, the car was Ok when he was arrested, then the Police wrote it off. I assume that this bloke will be able to claim fro the damage caused and will also be seeking recompense for inconvenience  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 04, 2010, 11:42:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 04, 2010, 10:47:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 04, 2010, 08:31:27 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2010, 08:24:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308798/Joyriding-police-officers-crash-suspects-high-powered-sports-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308798/Joyriding-police-officers-crash-suspects-high-powered-sports-car.html)
 point: point: point: point: point:


I wonder if with hindsight (and re-checking their notebooks) the alleged drunk driver will be responsible for this...?


If a drunk driver crashes and damages his/her car I think I'm right in saying that their insurance is invalid?

However, the car was Ok when he was arrested, then the Police wrote it off. I assume that this bloke will be able to claim fro the damage caused and will also be seeking recompense for inconvenience  rubschin:

A common misconception - you are insured, however, the insurer will reduce any claim due to your contributory negligence by being drunk.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2010, 09:09:25 PM
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/197820/Benefit-scroungers-on-95-000-a-year

A FAMILY of scroungers raking in almost £95,000 a year in benefits caused outrage last night after trashing one home and then getting a new four-bedroom house at taxpayers’ expense.
Peter and Sam Smith have been given the £960 a week property in Bristol to house their 10 children.
The family were kicked out of their previous home in Bath after a wrecking spree caused £20,000 damage and left it unfit for habitation.



Oh joy...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2010, 07:29:44 AM
[url]http://www.anorak.co.uk/258213/strange-but-true/half-naked-cumbrian-woman-masturbated-whilst-driving-on-motorway-after-she-wet-herself.html[/url
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 07, 2010, 08:51:05 AM
 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2010, 09:02:42 AM
 lol: lol:

I followed the links (no excuse ~ prurient interest  ;)) I enjoyed this comment on the local paper:

Gutter Press indeed, poor lady. The lorry driver is a bit of a plonker too; I'm a driver and I've seen the lot, (but sadly not the naked M5 lady driver!) I've had a naked couple driving alongside me, a bloke in a lady's mini dress pleasuring himself, four pretty girls on the back seat of a coach raising their rugby shirts, a girl in the back of a coach mooning at me, (A nicer sight than the builder, he had a big yellow zit on his posterior!) And of course the transvestite who struts his stuff down Rugeley way! But ring the Police? Give over!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on September 08, 2010, 08:34:35 AM
Erm -

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/2381033.Man_cut_free_from__S_M__chastity_belt_by_firemen/?ref=mr
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 08, 2010, 09:14:24 AM
Quote from: tel on September 08, 2010, 08:34:35 AM
Erm -

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/2381033.Man_cut_free_from__S_M__chastity_belt_by_firemen/?ref=mr

 eeek:

I had no idea Marks and Sparks sold that sort of thing.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 09, 2010, 12:01:31 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/04/noddy-and-big-ears-deny-‘improper-relationship’/

In a move that has shaken Toytown to its building block foundations, Noddy has taken the unprecedented step of releasing a statement in an attempt to quell ongoing rumours about the true nature of his relationship with Big Ears.

‘For many years now, our friendship has been the subject of untrue and malicious gossip,’ said the small wooden boy, who strenuously denies allowing Big Ears to play with his bell in return for favours. ‘I realise in hindsight that us sharing a bed may have given rise to this speculation. And my comments about us having a ‘gay old time in the woods’ have been taken entirely out of context.’

Despite his innocence, Noddy has unceremoniously sacked Big Ears as his best friend and banished him to the spare room, a move that has not come a moment too soon for irritated neighbours.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 09, 2010, 01:36:06 PM
Prune heather to have a perfect shaped bush next year.#gardeningtips   eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2010, 01:38:19 PM
What's her number?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2010, 01:41:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 09, 2010, 12:01:31 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/04/noddy-and-big-ears-deny-‘improper-relationship’/

In a move that has shaken Toytown to its building block foundations, Noddy has taken the unprecedented step of releasing a statement in an attempt to quell ongoing rumours about the true nature of his relationship with Big Ears.

‘For many years now, our friendship has been the subject of untrue and malicious gossip,’ said the small wooden boy, who strenuously denies allowing Big Ears to play with his bell in return for favours. ‘I realise in hindsight that us sharing a bed may have given rise to this speculation. And my comments about us having a ‘gay old time in the woods’ have been taken entirely out of context.’

Despite his innocence, Noddy has unceremoniously sacked Big Ears as his best friend and banished him to the spare room, a move that has not come a moment too soon for irritated neighbours.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 09, 2010, 02:59:54 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/09/new-zealanders-appeal-unintelligibly-for-help-after-urthquike/

World governments admitted they were ‘baffled’ last night after the New Zealand government issued a ‘fully incomprehensible’ message about an ‘urthquike’.

‘We just don’t know what they are on about,’ said Foreign Secretary William Hague. ‘There’s something in there about ‘unternetional ide’, but we’re not sure if that’s some kind of soft drink or maybe a chemical or something.’

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton ordered State Department translators to work round-the-clock on deciphering the garbled message. ‘Our best guess is that their second city, which we understand is called ‘Chroistchairch’, has suffered an infestation of rodents called ‘eftershucks’, so we’re sending fifty tons of mousetraps to see if that’s what they’re after.’

Julia Gillard, the newly-reelected prime minister of New Zealand’s English-speaking neighbour Australia, welcomed the US response. ‘She said it was ‘terliddle terlate yabladdy drongos’, Mrs Clinton said. ‘My translators tell me that means ‘God bless America.’


 rubschin: rubschin:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2010, 03:37:21 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 14, 2010, 11:30:36 AM
http://newsarse.com/2010/08/10/cameron-to-target-people-who-behave-exactly-like-their-mps/



Prime minister David Cameron has announced a crackdown on people who are treating the benefits system like their own private parliamentary expenses account.

Cameron told reporters that benefit cheats making MP-style fraudulent claims, for sums to which they are definitely not entitled, was costing the tax payer £5.2bn a year.

Writing in the Manchester Evening News, the prime minister said that tougher penalties and prosecutions would be introduced to deter people from copying everything their MPs had been doing for years.

“We want to encourage people to shop anyone they find behaving like their MP,” he explained.

“If you’re out at work all day and you get home and find that your neighbour, who is unemployed, is having a leaking pipe replaced on his tennis court, or is having a 5ft duck house installed into his pond then you have every right to be suspicious. After all, you’re almost certainly paying for that.”

Benefit cheats

Multi-millionaire Cameron, who claimed £80,000 in additional costs for his second home in Oxfordshire between 2004 and 2008, has pledged to strain every sinew to cut error, waste and fraud in our welfare system.

Cameron has significant insight into the methods used by those seeking to take advantage of a poorly administered system which gives out seemingly ‘free’ money.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2010, 11:33:37 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2010, 11:40:53 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 14, 2010, 11:30:36 AM
http://newsarse.com/2010/08/10/cameron-to-target-people-who-behave-exactly-like-their-mps/



Prime minister David Cameron has announced a crackdown on people who are treating the benefits system like their own private parliamentary expenses account.

Cameron told reporters that benefit cheats making MP-style fraudulent claims, for sums to which they are definitely not entitled, was costing the tax payer £5.2bn a year.

Writing in the Manchester Evening News, the prime minister said that tougher penalties and prosecutions would be introduced to deter people from copying everything their MPs had been doing for years.

“We want to encourage people to shop anyone they find behaving like their MP,” he explained.

“If you’re out at work all day and you get home and find that your neighbour, who is unemployed, is having a leaking pipe replaced on his tennis court, or is having a 5ft duck house installed into his pond then you have every right to be suspicious. After all, you’re almost certainly paying for that.”

Benefit cheats

Multi-millionaire Cameron, who claimed £80,000 in additional costs for his second home in Oxfordshire between 2004 and 2008, has pledged to strain every sinew to cut error, waste and fraud in our welfare system.

Cameron has significant insight into the methods used by those seeking to take advantage of a poorly administered system which gives out seemingly ‘free’ money.

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2010, 11:08:04 AM
MSN News : 'Staggering Increase In Breweries'.


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2010, 11:14:20 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 16, 2010, 11:08:04 AM
MSN News : 'Staggering Increase In Breweries'.




doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2010, 03:17:58 PM
Missionaries to Mars  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1312922/Pope-astronomer-Guy-Consolmagno-Aliens-souls-living-stars.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2010, 10:44:38 PM
"Sperm over the Internet, men found guilty" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11351408)

Any chap who can fit his todger in that little socket on the modem deserves sympathy, not imprisonment.  noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 18, 2010, 10:53:40 AM
 That'll teach you to nag  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1312454/Fiona-Bruce-tries-Victorian-wife-calming-device-Antiques-Roadshow.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)

None on E/bay at the moment
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 18, 2010, 11:05:20 AM
 It seems that these days there is more than one born every minute  (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2010/09/14/prat-burglar-crook-leaves-phone-full-of-pics-of-him-at-house-115875-22559677/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 20, 2010, 12:05:25 PM
Goverment considers pretending to upgrade Trident

The Government has been considering the possible cost savings in just pretending to upgrade the Trident ballistic missile system rather than replacing it.

According to a statement from the MOD released this week, a significant percentage of the £20 billion cost of replacing the current Trident submarines could be saved if the current submarines are ‘repainted in some smart modern satiny black paint, and given new names’, or announcing that the government has purchased ‘several new stealthy missile submarines, which are too stealthy to be seen’, or simply just ‘telling the Russians that we have upgraded our deterrent and hoping they believe us’.

Photos of the new submarine fleet will be released ‘just as soon as government ministers have mastered Photoshop’.

bonjonelson
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
Have you seen this lettuce?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313726/Have-seen-iceberg-lettuce-burglar-Police-issue-ludicrous-e-fit-wanted-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313726/Have-seen-iceberg-lettuce-burglar-Police-issue-ludicrous-e-fit-wanted-man.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 21, 2010, 10:37:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
Have you seen this lettuce?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313726/Have-seen-iceberg-lettuce-burglar-Police-issue-ludicrous-e-fit-wanted-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313726/Have-seen-iceberg-lettuce-burglar-Police-issue-ludicrous-e-fit-wanted-man.html)


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2010, 10:40:29 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on September 21, 2010, 10:37:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
Have you seen this lettuce?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313726/Have-seen-iceberg-lettuce-burglar-Police-issue-ludicrous-e-fit-wanted-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313726/Have-seen-iceberg-lettuce-burglar-Police-issue-ludicrous-e-fit-wanted-man.html)


 eeek:
Is it Mr. Tipsy?  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 21, 2010, 10:43:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2010, 10:40:29 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on September 21, 2010, 10:37:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
Have you seen this lettuce?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313726/Have-seen-iceberg-lettuce-burglar-Police-issue-ludicrous-e-fit-wanted-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313726/Have-seen-iceberg-lettuce-burglar-Police-issue-ludicrous-e-fit-wanted-man.html)


 eeek:
Is it Mr. Tipsy?  point:

  


 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 21, 2010, 04:57:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
Have you seen this lettuce?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313726/Have-seen-iceberg-lettuce-burglar-Police-issue-ludicrous-e-fit-wanted-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313726/Have-seen-iceberg-lettuce-burglar-Police-issue-ludicrous-e-fit-wanted-man.html)

Just as well they added "The man has been described as white, approximately 5ft 8in tall and of medium build", saves anybody grassing on one of the many other green haired people that frequent the Stockbridge area
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2010, 05:08:00 PM
Funny you should mention that JOM, a few years ago there was  cornish town where a large part of the population ended up with green hair (among other symptoms) when South West Water dumped a load of Aluminium Sulphate in the water supply by mistake.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 21, 2010, 05:25:13 PM
Camelford, I remember it well
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2010, 07:38:54 PM
Quote from: Just One More on September 21, 2010, 04:57:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
Have you seen this lettuce?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313726/Have-seen-iceberg-lettuce-burglar-Police-issue-ludicrous-e-fit-wanted-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313726/Have-seen-iceberg-lettuce-burglar-Police-issue-ludicrous-e-fit-wanted-man.html)

Just as well they added "The man has been described as white, approximately 5ft 8in tall and of medium build", saves anybody grassing on one of the many other green haired people that frequent the Stockbridge area
   drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 21, 2010, 08:07:27 PM
I knew that it wouldn't get past you Darwin
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2010, 10:52:40 PM
You want to know when this volcano is likely to erupt, well call me a pessimist but I suspect not long after you drill a 13,000ft deep hole in its side.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1313938/Geologists-drill-13-000-feet-hole-volcano-try-erupt.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 04:31:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2010, 10:52:40 PM
You want to know when this volcano is likely to erupt, well call me a pessimist but I suspect not long after you drill a 13,000ft deep hole in its side.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1313938/Geologists-drill-13-000-feet-hole-volcano-try-erupt.html

Is BP in charge of the drilling?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2010, 09:05:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2010, 10:52:40 PM
You want to know when this volcano is likely to erupt, well call me a pessimist but I suspect not long after you drill a 13,000ft deep hole in its side.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1313938/Geologists-drill-13-000-feet-hole-volcano-try-erupt.html

Quite so.

"I have a cunning plan to measure the pressure inside this balloon, pass me that hollow needle"  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2010, 09:28:54 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2010, 09:05:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2010, 10:52:40 PM
You want to know when this volcano is likely to erupt, well call me a pessimist but I suspect not long after you drill a 13,000ft deep hole in its side.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1313938/Geologists-drill-13-000-feet-hole-volcano-try-erupt.html

Quite so.

"I have a cunning plan to measure the pressure inside this balloon, pass me that hollow needle"  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on September 23, 2010, 03:42:23 PM
I can't believe that the Cricketers has closed. What's the world coming to?

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/8407933.Pub_crisis_sweeps_through_Merton/?ref=mr
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2010, 04:40:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 23, 2010, 09:28:54 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2010, 09:05:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2010, 10:52:40 PM
You want to know when this volcano is likely to erupt, well call me a pessimist but I suspect not long after you drill a 13,000ft deep hole in its side.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1313938/Geologists-drill-13-000-feet-hole-volcano-try-erupt.html

Quite so.

"I have a cunning plan to measure the pressure inside this balloon, pass me that hollow needle"  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

To be honest I'm half expecting to see that their next announcement introduces Nick as part of the team.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 26, 2010, 11:56:08 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/15/majority-of-mac-users-have-second-pc-for-porn/
Majority of Mac users ‘have second PC for porn’

Most Apple Mac users keep a cheap and nasty Windows PC ‘on the side’ for the use of internet pornography, according to a piece of research from Onan-online magazine.

The magazine polled 450 men and found that 85% of Mac owners refused to sully their beloved luxury product with ‘sleazy’ material. ‘It doesn’t feel right using my Mac for you-know-what,’ said Rob Jones, a graphic designer from Stoke Newington. ‘That’s the keyboard I’m writing my novel on.’

Ricardo DeSousa, editor of Onan-Online explains: ‘Having a Mac is like having a really hot model for a girlfriend. She’s expensive and picky but she looks great sat on your table in a coffee bar. A PC maybe a bit embarrassing, but she’s cheap, good to go and she let you plug in two mice at the same time if that’s your thing.’

The survey also found that a lot of men had problems gaining an erection in-front of their Macs. ‘Therefore a lot of guys get a PC on the side, but keep them hidden away in draws or under the bed. They don’t take them out, don’t show them off to friends, they just drag them out when they’re horny. It’s sad but these PCs are normally happy for whatever they can get,’ explained DeSousa...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2010, 12:07:35 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 26, 2010, 11:56:08 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/15/majority-of-mac-users-have-second-pc-for-porn/
Majority of Mac users ‘have second PC for porn’

Most Apple Mac users keep a cheap and nasty Windows PC ‘on the side’ for the use of internet pornography, according to a piece of research from Onan-online magazine.

The magazine polled 450 men and found that 85% of Mac owners refused to sully their beloved luxury product with ‘sleazy’ material. ‘It doesn’t feel right using my Mac for you-know-what,’ said Rob Jones, a graphic designer from Stoke Newington. ‘That’s the keyboard I’m writing my novel on.’

Ricardo DeSousa, editor of Onan-Online explains: ‘Having a Mac is like having a really hot model for a girlfriend. She’s expensive and picky but she looks great sat on your table in a coffee bar. A PC maybe a bit embarrassing, but she’s cheap, good to go and she let you plug in two mice at the same time if that’s your thing.’

The survey also found that a lot of men had problems gaining an erection in-front of their Macs. ‘Therefore a lot of guys get a PC on the side, but keep them hidden away in draws or under the bed. They don’t take them out, don’t show them off to friends, they just drag them out when they’re horny. It’s sad but these PCs are normally happy for whatever they can get,’ explained DeSousa...


 lol: lol: lol:

I don't have a Mac...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 26, 2010, 02:21:05 PM
I beg to differ. noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FGkTDr.jpg&hash=8288620381f85b7b1dd8ecdbcffe7a20fd822ba2) (http://postimage.org/image/2dye4u63o/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2010, 02:29:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 26, 2010, 02:21:05 PM
I beg to differ. noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FGkTDr.jpg&hash=8288620381f85b7b1dd8ecdbcffe7a20fd822ba2) (http://postimage.org/image/2dye4u63o/)


That is a Dirty Mack....  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2010, 07:37:25 AM
Health and not so safety

Quote
Injury lawyers have helped settle a personal injury claim, for a woman who was left suffering from life-long damages to her leg after a fall as a result of an uncovered drain.

 The woman from Capenhurst, Cheshire, had attended a safety awareness event, which had been set up by the Health and Safety Executive (HSE) where she was walking with a "tightly packed" group of people when she accidently fell into an open drain.

As a result, the mother of two sustained injuries to her metatarsal tendons and her achilles in her right leg and must wear an ankle brace 24 hours a day.
 She is also on painkillers as a result of her injuries.

 She said: "It's painful but I have still got to get on with my job. My animals still need looking after so you just get on with it. I will never be able to play tennis again. It's only a little thing but my kids are both good tennis players and I can't play with them."

 Injury lawyers helped settled the woman's compensation claim for £25,000 for the woman's injuries. The HSE however, denied liability but agreed to settle the claim out of court
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2010, 07:44:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2010, 07:37:25 AM
Health and not so safety

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Injury lawyers have helped settle a personal injury claim, for a woman who was left suffering from life-long damages to her leg after a fall as a result of an uncovered drain.

 The woman from Capenhurst, Cheshire, had attended a safety awareness event, which had been set up by the Health and Safety Executive (HSE) where she was walking with a "tightly packed" group of people when she accidently fell into an open drain.

As a result, the mother of two sustained injuries to her metatarsal tendons and her achilles in her right leg and must wear an ankle brace 24 hours a day.
 She is also on painkillers as a result of her injuries.

 She said: "It's painful but I have still got to get on with my job. My animals still need looking after so you just get on with it. I will never be able to play tennis again. It's only a little thing but my kids are both good tennis players and I can't play with them."

 Injury lawyers helped settled the woman's compensation claim for £25,000 for the woman's injuries. The HSE however, denied liability but agreed to settle the claim out of court

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2010, 09:47:44 AM
The no hole in the wall gang   lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/201939/Boss-bricks-up-bank-in-protest-over-loan-snub
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 27, 2010, 09:49:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 26, 2010, 02:29:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 26, 2010, 02:21:05 PM
I beg to differ. noooo:


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That is a Dirty Mack....  ::)

Yeesss and your point is?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 27, 2010, 09:51:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2010, 09:47:44 AM
The no hole in the wall gang   lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/201939/Boss-bricks-up-bank-in-protest-over-loan-snub

Excellent we need more people like him. ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2010, 09:53:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2010, 09:47:44 AM
The no hole in the wall gang   lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/201939/Boss-bricks-up-bank-in-protest-over-loan-snub

Excellent!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 27, 2010, 12:25:23 PM
Segway scooter firm owner dies after riding off cliff

 eeek:

The British owner of the firm that makes the Segway scooter died after riding one of the futuristic two-wheeled machines over a cliff and into a river, police said Monday.

The body of millionaire Jimi Heselden, 62, was discovered in the River Wharfe near his home in the town of Boston Spa in northern England on Sunday, said a spokeswoman for West Yorkshire Police.

"A Segway-style vehicle was recovered from the scene,"  adding that police were called to the scene after reports of a man "apparently having fallen from the cliffs above".

"The incident is not believed to be suspicious," she added.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 27, 2010, 03:12:52 PM
Ed vows to change the world...


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2010, 03:40:54 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 27, 2010, 03:12:52 PM
Ed vows to change the world...


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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2010, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 27, 2010, 12:25:23 PM
Segway scooter firm owner dies after riding off cliff

 eeek:

The British owner of the firm that makes the Segway scooter died after riding one of the futuristic two-wheeled machines over a cliff and into a river, police said Monday.

The body of millionaire Jimi Heselden, 62, was discovered in the River Wharfe near his home in the town of Boston Spa in northern England on Sunday, said a spokeswoman for West Yorkshire Police.

"A Segway-style vehicle was recovered from the scene,"  adding that police were called to the scene after reports of a man "apparently having fallen from the cliffs above".

"The incident is not believed to be suspicious," she added.

 rubschin:
rubschin:

Smacks of "Westworld" to me.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2010, 03:57:58 PM
I think that may be the same chappy who asked me for directions the other day  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2010, 03:59:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 27, 2010, 03:57:58 PM
I think that may be the same chappy who asked me for directions the other day  redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on September 27, 2010, 04:45:46 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 27, 2010, 12:25:23 PM
Segway scooter firm owner dies after riding off cliff

... the police were called to the scene after reports of a man "apparently having fallen from the cliffs above".


Having been to Boston Spa and knowing it's very flat, I'd say it's very suspicious  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2010, 05:06:41 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 27, 2010, 04:45:46 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 27, 2010, 12:25:23 PM
Segway scooter firm owner dies after riding off cliff

... the police were called to the scene after reports of a man "apparently having fallen from the cliffs above".


Having been to Boston Spa and knowing it's very flat, I'd say it's very suspicious  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2010, 11:40:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 27, 2010, 03:57:58 PM
I think that may be the same chappy who asked me for directions the other day  redface:

Satnick?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 28, 2010, 07:46:21 AM
Danone announce discovery of ‘Digestifus Flirtius’, ‘Bifidus Jocularis’; others

In a development sure to send shockwaves through both the scientific and probiotic communities, research scientists from Danone, makers of Activia yoghurt and Actimel drink, today announced the discovery of several new types of bacteria that were neither friendly nor unfriendly, but often completely indifferent.

‘Everything we thought we knew about bacteria was wrong,’ announced Dr Stefan Pastiche, head of bacteria science at Danone’s R&D facility at Palaiseau, near Paris. ‘Tomorrow, we must all begin the task of rewriting the bacteria text-books.’

Until now, scholars have thought that bacteria were either ‘friendly’ like the ones in Yakult or ‘unfriendly’ like the germs on your chopping-board or toilet seat, but if the results of Danone’s five-year research project are verified, that was an oversimplification at best, and at worst, just plain wrong.

Danone’s research reveals that what we thought were simply ‘friendly’ bacteria, are in fact divided into ‘flirtatious bacteria’, ‘witty bacteria’ and ‘good-listener bacteria’, whereas ‘unfriendly’ bacteria are divided into ‘surly bacteria’, ‘snide bacteria’ and ‘fuck-your-wife-while-you’re-out-then-shit-in-your-bed bacteria’.





http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/07/07/danone-announce-discovery-of-digestifus-flirtius-bifidus-jocularis-others/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2010, 03:28:04 PM
I'll warn you now, if you are drinking anything swallow before you click on the link  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315776/The-worst-tattoo-EVER-Man-gets-radio-station-logo-inked-forehead--hes-fooled-DJs-fake-offer-cash.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2010, 04:58:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2010, 03:28:04 PM
I'll warn you now, if you are drinking anything swallow before you click on the link  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315776/The-worst-tattoo-EVER-Man-gets-radio-station-logo-inked-forehead--hes-fooled-DJs-fake-offer-cash.html

Holy fuck!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on September 28, 2010, 05:44:00 PM
 eeek:  I think he has relations in the Appalachians ...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2010, 05:44:32 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 28, 2010, 05:44:00 PM
eeek:  I think he has relations in the Appalachians ...  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2010, 09:29:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 28, 2010, 04:58:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2010, 03:28:04 PM
I'll warn you now, if you are drinking anything swallow before you click on the link  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315776/The-worst-tattoo-EVER-Man-gets-radio-station-logo-inked-forehead--hes-fooled-DJs-fake-offer-cash.html

Holy fuck!  lol: lol: lol:

I never thought I'd hear myself say this but I think this guy managed to out Nick Nick.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 28, 2010, 10:16:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 28, 2010, 04:58:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2010, 03:28:04 PM
I'll warn you now, if you are drinking anything swallow before you click on the link  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315776/The-worst-tattoo-EVER-Man-gets-radio-station-logo-inked-forehead--hes-fooled-DJs-fake-offer-cash.html

Holy fuck!  lol: lol: lol:

Umm not sure that is allowed under the current terms and conditions.  Abstinence is the way to go allegedly. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2010, 03:25:02 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 28, 2010, 10:16:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 28, 2010, 04:58:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2010, 03:28:04 PM
I'll warn you now, if you are drinking anything swallow before you click on the link  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315776/The-worst-tattoo-EVER-Man-gets-radio-station-logo-inked-forehead--hes-fooled-DJs-fake-offer-cash.html

Holy fuck!  lol: lol: lol:

Umm not sure that is allowed under the current terms and conditions.  Abstinence is the way to go allegedly. noooo:

I thought it depended on which side you bat for... or summat...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2010, 05:43:03 AM
Glamour model Katie Price has been found guilty of not being in proper control of her pink horsebox (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-11430141)

happy001













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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 29, 2010, 08:37:14 AM
This weekend's Daily Misogynist Daily Mail, carried an article about a London doctor who is diagnosing some of his patients with ‘computer face.' This is an affliction that only impacts women (apparently) and the theory goes something like this: When you stare at the computer screen for long periods of time, you tend to frown, which causes lines and crow's feet as you squint to read whatever is on the screen. In addition, because you look down at the computer screen, it puts your head at an angle that shortens your neck muscles, resulting in those really attractive jowls, also known as ‘turkey neck.'
The doctor recommends that you keep a mirror next to your computer so that you can see the face that you make when you are reading, surfing and typing. Well, I did it and I definitely have a severe case of ‘computer face.' Either that or I just look angry all the time.
Strangely enough, my ‘computer face' became even more pronounced when I realized that the good doctor's cure for the condition is Botox - which coincidentally can be injected into your face at his expensive clinic.
Perhaps if there were less people preying on women's fears and insecurities about their appearance in order to sell them stuff, there wouldn't be a need to cure, or even diagnose ‘computer face.'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2010, 08:39:09 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 29, 2010, 08:37:14 AM
This weekend's Daily Misogynist Daily Mail, carried an article about a London doctor who is diagnosing some of his patients with ‘computer face.' This is an affliction that only impacts women (apparently) and the theory goes something like this: When you stare at the computer screen for long periods of time, you tend to frown, which causes lines and crow's feet as you squint to read whatever is on the screen. In addition, because you look down at the computer screen, it puts your head at an angle that shortens your neck muscles, resulting in those really attractive jowls, also known as ‘turkey neck.'
The doctor recommends that you keep a mirror next to your computer so that you can see the face that you make when you are reading, surfing and typing. Well, I did it and I definitely have a severe case of ‘computer face.' Either that or I just look angry all the time.
Strangely enough, my ‘computer face' became even more pronounced when I realized that the good doctor's cure for the condition is Botox - which coincidentally can be injected into your face at his expensive clinic.
Perhaps if there were less people preying on women's fears and insecurities about their appearance in order to sell them stuff, there wouldn't be a need to cure, or even diagnose ‘computer face.'

I can't believe anything on here would make you frown...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2010, 08:48:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2010, 05:43:03 AM
Glamour model Katie Price has been found guilty of not being in proper control of her pink horsebox (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-11430141)

happy001













 redface:

The horse box was specially painted to match her latest beauty treatment

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 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2010, 08:55:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2010, 08:48:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2010, 05:43:03 AM
Glamour model Katie Price has been found guilty of not being in proper control of her pink horsebox (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-11430141)

happy001













 redface:

The horse box was specially painted to match her latest beauty treatment

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 whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2010, 12:22:29 PM
I bet Tipsy will want one  scared2: scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1316160/The-James-Bond-bike-New-cycle-comes-flamethrowers-ejector-seat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1316160/The-James-Bond-bike-New-cycle-comes-flamethrowers-ejector-seat.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 29, 2010, 06:28:17 PM
Only if they do it in blue or white.  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2010, 06:33:37 PM
Oooooh , get Miss Fussypants!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 29, 2010, 07:03:05 PM
and I would want a double barrel on the front to clear my path of stupid dog walkers cerebral-ly challenged country loving people.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2010, 12:19:36 PM
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Prisoner hunt ends - five days after he gave himself up

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Police halted a search for a prolific distraction burglar who absconded from a Kent prison after it emerged that he had already handed himself in.

Mark Rhodes, 26, of no fixed abode, was last seen at HMP Standford Hill, in Sheerness, on 18 September.

He was serving a five year sentence for fraud and distraction burglary.

Kent Police appealed for information about his whereabouts on Thursday, five days after he gave himself up to officers in Norwich.

At Thetford Magistrates' Court on Monday, Rhodes was sentenced to eight weeks in prison for being unlawfully at large.

The sentence is to run consecutively with his five year term

A spokesman for Kent Police said: "We have now been advised by Gloucestershire Police that Mark Rhodes actually handed himself in on September 25.
Crimewatch appeal

"We apologise for any inconvenience caused by our issuing the earlier wanted appeal which we only received from Gloucestershire Police yesterday and from Acpo [Association of Chief Police Officers] press office this morning."

Rhodes was originally arrested in Ipswich in May 2009 after his picture appeared on the BBC's Crimewatch programme.

The offences took place in 18 police force areas, and were mainly committed over a four month period during 2009.

The force areas where the offences took place are Avon and Somerset, Cambridgeshire, Devon and Cornwall, Dorset, Derbyshire, Humberside, Gloucestershire, Lancashire, Leicestershire, Lincolnshire, Norfolk, North Yorkshire, Northumbria, Staffordshire, Suffolk, Cheshire, Thames Valley and West Mercia.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 01, 2010, 12:27:17 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/30/commonwealth-games-opening-and-closing-ceremonies-combined-to-save-everyone-the-bother/

There was immense relief last night when it was confirmed that the 2010 Commonwealth Games in New Delhi will be shortened to simply consist of a spectacular and colourful Opening Ceremony followed immediately by an impressive and moving Closing Ceremony.

Organisers decided to pull the plug on the competitive element of the event within hours of the electricity supply finally being connected, citing concerns that firstly the competitors’ accommodation at the Games Village may not stay standing for more than a few more days, and secondly because there’s only so long you can go before a trained monkey security guard cracks and goes for a recuperating athlete eating a banana.....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2010, 04:44:52 PM
To misquote Nelson, I see no ship  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1316517/Ice-boat-sinks-sea-BBC-presenters-ship-melts.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2010, 04:55:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 01, 2010, 12:27:17 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/30/commonwealth-games-opening-and-closing-ceremonies-combined-to-save-everyone-the-bother/

There was immense relief last night when it was confirmed that the 2010 Commonwealth Games in New Delhi will be shortened to simply consist of a spectacular and colourful Opening Ceremony followed immediately by an impressive and moving Closing Ceremony.

Organisers decided to pull the plug on the competitive element of the event within hours of the electricity supply finally being connected, citing concerns that firstly the competitors’ accommodation at the Games Village may not stay standing for more than a few more days, and secondly because there’s only so long you can go before a trained monkey security guard cracks and goes for a recuperating athlete eating a banana.....

Brilliant article on the express website, let the John Wayne jokes commence  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/202447/Monkeys-hired-to-patrol-Commonwealth-Games-

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Organisers told the Austrian Times that they have also hired an emergency team of cowboys in anticipation of a demonstration by a farmers' group which has threatened to drive hundreds of cows and buffaloes into the city.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2010, 06:37:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2010, 04:44:52 PM
To misquote Nelson, I see no ship  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1316517/Ice-boat-sinks-sea-BBC-presenters-ship-melts.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 06:40:52 AM
Was Turner ish, white and wintery bright but there is fog descending now?  eeek:  Well hair and nails today then i get to collect my new bike.   cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 02, 2010, 07:00:06 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 06:40:52 AM
Was Turner ish, white and wintery bright but there is fog descending now?  eeek:  Well hair and nails today then i get to collect my new bike.   cloud9:

That's the weather, not a headline! Been on the vino?  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2010, 07:03:55 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 02, 2010, 07:00:06 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 06:40:52 AM
Was Turner ish, white and wintery bright but there is fog descending now?  eeek:  Well hair and nails today then i get to collect my new bike.   cloud9:

That's the weather, not a headline! Been on the vino?  point:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2010, 07:38:28 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/8037521/Woman-who-shot-dead-her-husband-on-hunting-trip-thinking-he-was-a-bear-cleared.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/8037521/Woman-who-shot-dead-her-husband-on-hunting-trip-thinking-he-was-a-bear-cleared.html)
 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 11:48:06 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 02, 2010, 07:00:06 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 06:40:52 AM
Was Turner ish, white and wintery bright but there is fog descending now?  eeek:  Well hair and nails today then i get to collect my new bike.   cloud9:

That's the weather, not a headline! Been on the vino?  point:

 evil:  Doh!  Fix it someone I've got nails. surrender:   

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2010, 11:58:14 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 11:48:06 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 02, 2010, 07:00:06 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 06:40:52 AM
Was Turner ish, white and wintery bright but there is fog descending now?  eeek:  Well hair and nails today then i get to collect my new bike.   cloud9:

That's the weather, not a headline! Been on the vino?  point:

 evil:  Doh!  Fix it someone I've got nails. surrender:   



Shant!  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 05:22:06 PM
 evil:  Please yourself, I don't mind being untidy.   ;D

Can we have a really narrow eyes thingywotsit?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2010, 05:23:30 PM
Nuttio  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2010, 05:51:43 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 05:22:06 PM
evil:  Please yourself, I don't mind being untidy.   ;D

Can we have a really narrow eyes thingywotsit?

This one...? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angry051.gif&hash=cbe481b2dd4f4f8837d547ec68d53b5995cc9f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2010, 05:56:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2010, 05:51:43 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 05:22:06 PM
evil:  Please yourself, I don't mind being untidy.   ;D

Can we have a really narrow eyes thingywotsit?

This one...? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angry051.gif&hash=cbe481b2dd4f4f8837d547ec68d53b5995cc9f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

You took half an hour to find that?

What a waste of trunnion-reaming or balljoint-hammering time on Me-Mi.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2010, 05:57:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2010, 05:56:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2010, 05:51:43 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 05:22:06 PM
evil:  Please yourself, I don't mind being untidy.   ;D

Can we have a really narrow eyes thingywotsit?

This one...? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angry051.gif&hash=cbe481b2dd4f4f8837d547ec68d53b5995cc9f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

You took half an hour to find that?

What a waste of trunnion-reaming or balljoint-hammering time on Me-Mi.  noooo:

I was watching the telly... while simultaneously removing  rust from the petrol tank...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2010, 06:52:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2010, 05:57:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2010, 05:56:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2010, 05:51:43 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 05:22:06 PM
evil:  Please yourself, I don't mind being untidy.   ;D

Can we have a really narrow eyes thingywotsit?

This one...? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angry051.gif&hash=cbe481b2dd4f4f8837d547ec68d53b5995cc9f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

You took half an hour to find that?

What a waste of trunnion-reaming or balljoint-hammering time on Me-Mi.  noooo:

I was watching the telly... while accidentally putting a hole the petrol tank...  redface:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2010, 05:51:43 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 05:22:06 PM
evil:  Please yourself, I don't mind being untidy.   ;D

Can we have a really narrow eyes thingywotsit?

This one...? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angry051.gif&hash=cbe481b2dd4f4f8837d547ec68d53b5995cc9f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

I have forgotten why I needed it now but thanks anyway.   angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2010, 07:21:39 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2010, 05:51:43 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 02, 2010, 05:22:06 PM
evil:  Please yourself, I don't mind being untidy.   ;D

Can we have a really narrow eyes thingywotsit?

This one...? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angry051.gif&hash=cbe481b2dd4f4f8837d547ec68d53b5995cc9f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

I have forgotten why I needed it now but thanks anyway.   angel1

 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2010, 09:29:07 AM
WTF???????  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Quote
Environmental campaigners 10:10 have withdrawn a film showing a teacher graphically exploding two of her students who refuse to reduce their carbon emissions, after complaints.

In a statement, the group apologised to anyone offended.

The film aimed to "bring this critical issue back into the headlines whilst making people laugh", the group said.

Starring Gillian Anderson it was scripted by Richard Curtis, whose films include Four Weddings and a Funeral.

It was directed by a leading commercials director.

In the film, which was subsequently posted to Youtube and which contains disturbing images, a teacher invites her class to take part in the environmental campaign. Two children, who do not want to, are asked why.

The teacher tells them: "Fine, it's absolutely fine. It's your own choice."

But moments later she presses a button and the children explode into a mess.

Similar scenes are played out in an office where four workers are blown up and a football training session where footballer David Ginola, who also says he does not want to do his bit to combat climate change, disappears in an explosion.

In the final scene, Gillian Anderson, who provides the voice- over is similarly dispatched after saying she thought doing the voice over was enough of a contribution to the campaign.

'This is dreadful'
 
Comments left on the Guardian website where the film was posted before being taken down on the 10:10 site, were split between those congratulating the team and others who thought it was in bad taste.

"I think this is dreadful," said one comment.

"To suggest that people who disagree with you deserve to die is incredibly stupid. Imagine if some Christian group in the US did that to gays, Muslims, or anyone else they disagree with. The outrage would be palpable. And deserved.

"It's like a parody of something that people mocking enviros would do."

Lizze Gillett, Global Campaign Director for 10:10, told the BBC: "As you can see from various comments and social media sites some people thought it was funny and a good tool to get people talking about climate change but others strongly disliked the mini-movie. We decided to take it off our website to avoid upsetting people. "

In the official campaign statement, the group said: "At 10:10 we're all about trying new and creative ways of getting people to take action on climate change. Unfortunately in this instance we missed the mark. Oh well, we live and learn."

However, 10:10 said they would not make any attempt "to censor or remove other versions currently in circulation on the internet."

And here is the film, it's certainly not for the squeamish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx4yr0FFhMQ&has_verified=1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2010, 09:31:40 AM
Somebody tell him  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2010, 09:32:08 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2010, 09:39:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2010, 09:29:07 AM
WTF???????  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Quote
Environmental campaigners 10:10 have withdrawn a film showing a teacher graphically exploding two of her students who refuse to reduce their carbon emissions, after complaints.

In a statement, the group apologised to anyone offended.

The film aimed to "bring this critical issue back into the headlines whilst making people laugh", the group said.

Starring Gillian Anderson it was scripted by Richard Curtis, whose films include Four Weddings and a Funeral.

It was directed by a leading commercials director.

In the film, which was subsequently posted to Youtube and which contains disturbing images, a teacher invites her class to take part in the environmental campaign. Two children, who do not want to, are asked why.

The teacher tells them: "Fine, it's absolutely fine. It's your own choice."

But moments later she presses a button and the children explode into a mess.

Similar scenes are played out in an office where four workers are blown up and a football training session where footballer David Ginola, who also says he does not want to do his bit to combat climate change, disappears in an explosion.

In the final scene, Gillian Anderson, who provides the voice- over is similarly dispatched after saying she thought doing the voice over was enough of a contribution to the campaign.

'This is dreadful'
 
Comments left on the Guardian website where the film was posted before being taken down on the 10:10 site, were split between those congratulating the team and others who thought it was in bad taste.

"I think this is dreadful," said one comment.

"To suggest that people who disagree with you deserve to die is incredibly stupid. Imagine if some Christian group in the US did that to gays, Muslims, or anyone else they disagree with. The outrage would be palpable. And deserved.

"It's like a parody of something that people mocking enviros would do."

Lizze Gillett, Global Campaign Director for 10:10, told the BBC: "As you can see from various comments and social media sites some people thought it was funny and a good tool to get people talking about climate change but others strongly disliked the mini-movie. We decided to take it off our website to avoid upsetting people. "

In the official campaign statement, the group said: "At 10:10 we're all about trying new and creative ways of getting people to take action on climate change. Unfortunately in this instance we missed the mark. Oh well, we live and learn."

However, 10:10 said they would not make any attempt "to censor or remove other versions currently in circulation on the internet."

And here is the film, it's certainly not for the squeamish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx4yr0FFhMQ&has_verified=1

Nick linked to it here somewhere... I thought it was a bloody joke when I watched it first... an almighty piss take... It was only after that I realised it was for real...

Utter fuckers!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2010, 11:42:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IrtItfWn1E&feature=player_embedded

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 03, 2010, 04:38:45 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/10/03/tories-to-train-the-homeless-to-improve-their-begging-skills/#

Tories to train the homeless to improve their begging skills

The Conservative Party showed its compassionate side yesterday when Iain Duncan Smith announced a series of training initiatives aimed at helping the homeless by improving their begging techniques.

Seen as central to the idea of the Tories’ Big Society, in which every citizen takes responsibility for his or herself and their community, Duncan Smith told a packed conference hall, ‘We need to do more to help these people help themselves. I am ashamed of the state that our country has allowed these people to get into. Their general level of skills is deplorable. Can no-one play an instrument, sing a song or do a funny little dance any more?’

The proposal would see a nationwide programme of lessons in music, dance and marketing for the homeless, carefully designed to increase their earning potential. ‘At the very least we should be teaching them better Big Issue selling techniques than just shouting ‘Big Issue!’’ he added.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2010, 07:26:32 AM
Excellent ~ lend us a quid.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2010, 12:29:20 PM
This may sound callous but if you are stupid enough to neck a pint of vodka in one then its safe to say the gene pool is a little cleaner now  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-11437449
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2010, 12:34:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2010, 12:29:20 PM
This may sound callous but if you are stupid enough to neck a pint of vodka in one then its safe to say the gene pool is a little cleaner now  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-11437449

Agreed...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2010, 01:23:39 PM
Darwin, if the turnips aren't selling this could be worth looking in to  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/197115/The-world-s-first-one-million-star-hotel
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2010, 02:46:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2010, 01:23:39 PM
Darwin, if the turnips aren't selling this could be worth looking in to  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/197115/The-world-s-first-one-million-star-hotel
rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2010, 02:56:26 PM
Bounce a turnip of his bonce and he'll see stars alright
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3Ao1zERQlQ9iuZYM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Ffreedomvending.co.nz%2Fimages%2FYellow_seeing_stars.gif%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=1a44ed59c212e148da0a8d12a41cb7676b01c9f9)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2010, 06:02:47 PM
Not quite Moriarty  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1317573/The-dumbest-burglar-Britain-Crook-caught-stealing-neighbours-net-curtains--hanging-window.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2010, 10:10:19 PM
Das Kanal Boot  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1318252/German-U-boat-invasion-Replica-WWII-killer-seas-cruises-alongside-barges-British-CANAL.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2010, 05:16:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2010, 10:10:19 PM
Das Kanal Boot  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1318252/German-U-boat-invasion-Replica-WWII-killer-seas-cruises-alongside-barges-British-CANAL.html

Only the Daily Fail could use 'replica', 'exact replica', 'identical U-boat super structure', to describe a canal boat with a bit of plywood nailed over the windows and painted grey!  ;D


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2010%2F10%2F06%2Farticle-1318252-0B80CD84000005DC-238_634x344.jpg&hash=6d708588d114838e0da1ea41100ad8137ed373c4)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmarcfighters.combatace.com%2Fscreens%2FU-boat.jpg&hash=859ae76d7f87cca927220155a778b896ab3eeabc)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2010, 07:47:53 PM
Indifferent or lucky for most of us but Nick's computer will explode.  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1318877/Could-lucky-day-Or-10-10-10-prove-date-systems-grind-halt.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 08:04:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2010, 07:47:53 PM
Indifferent or lucky for most of us but Nick's computer will explode.  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1318877/Could-lucky-day-Or-10-10-10-prove-date-systems-grind-halt.html

We all remember how disastrous the millennium bug was...  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2010, 07:21:41 AM
http://www.londonspinonline.com/2010/10/woman-who-became-orgasmic-over-eric.html (http://www.londonspinonline.com/2010/10/woman-who-became-orgasmic-over-eric.html)  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 13, 2010, 09:39:02 PM
 Poo-power  (http://inhabitat.com/2010/10/11/poo-power-200-homes-in-uk-heated-by-human-waste/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 13, 2010, 09:41:54 PM
 Brewery power  (http://www.energysavingtrust.org.uk/Resources/Energy-saving-news/Product/UK-homes-supplied-with-gas-from-brewery-waste/(energysavingtrust)/787279)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2010, 03:52:37 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 13, 2010, 09:39:02 PM
Poo-power  (http://inhabitat.com/2010/10/11/poo-power-200-homes-in-uk-heated-by-human-waste/)

I heard the guy behind this pleading for more government taxpayer's cash on the radio the other day...  ::)

British Gas. If this really was a cost effective way of generating power from waste you wouldn't need government taxpayer's cash, you'd be buying up every sewage farm that you could get your hands on before rivals seized the opportunity. Now piss off!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 14, 2010, 07:28:18 AM
EXACTLY!

If something is that good it'll be self financing.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2010, 10:44:27 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 14, 2010, 07:28:18 AM
EXACTLY!

If something is that good it'll be self financing.

Bastards!  cussing:

See also: Wind Farms!  Angry9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2010, 07:32:55 AM
Blackburn man on octopus porn charge (http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/8456630.Blackburn_man_on_octopus_porn_charge/)

Do what now?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2010, 07:37:04 AM


I cannot imagine  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2010, 07:42:49 AM
Quote
A 42-YEAR-OLD man from Blackburn has been charged with possessing octopus porn.

Wayne Topping faces 24 allegations, including 12 counts of indecent assault on a girl under 16, and two counts of gross indecency on a girl under 16.

Topping, originally from the Johnston Street area, is also charged with 10 offences relating to images of animal pornography, from the lowest level one to the highest level five of seriousness.

Among those charges, he faces a count of possessing an extreme pornographic image.

Hang him...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2010, 08:45:43 AM


An Octopus?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2010, 08:47:57 AM
Must be the suckers  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2010, 08:49:16 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 16, 2010, 08:45:43 AM


An Octopus?  eeek:

I know!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2010, 08:50:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 16, 2010, 08:49:16 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 16, 2010, 08:45:43 AM


An Octopus?  eeek:

I know!  eeek:

You do?  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2010, 08:52:48 AM
Mr Tickle of Pissouri
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2010, 08:55:30 AM

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2010, 09:16:50 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2010, 09:45:11 AM
Did I dream that story on the wireless about squirrels cutting car brake cables?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2010, 09:47:41 AM
No ~ I heard it too. Load of bollox if you ask me.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 16, 2010, 01:21:38 PM
Cars don't have brake cables - they have rubber pipes. The squirrels (and foxes) chew through them to get at the brake fluid that they like. Even though it probably kills them.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2010, 04:30:30 PM
The hand brakes on all three cars parked in my drive are cable operated.  whistle:

I note also that the same squirrels stand accused of chewing through telephone cables in the report in today's Telegraph (Page 5).

Mind you the matter has been investigated by Wiltshire Police and it was their predecessors that fell for the old Moon-rakers story.





For further reading on braking systems: http://moodle.student.cnwl.ac.uk/moodledata_shared/cdx%20etextbook/dswmedia/brakes/brake/systems/parkingbrakes.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 16, 2010, 04:55:55 PM
For clarification, the brake pipes nibbled at by squirrel's would be the front brakes, which are all hydraulic. The handbrake does indeed use cables, but purely to actuate the hydraulic slave cylinder in the rear wheel hub.

Main braking via cables is simply not allowed today. For very good reasons. Cables rust, stick and break. Hydraulics don't go wrong (although their performance deteriorates if not regularly changed) and are thus as close to a "fail safe" system as is possible in mass production. The shame is that manufacturers could easily put braided hoses on their brake pipes but choose not to, to probably save about £50 per car. Shameful.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2010, 04:59:50 PM
Only pointing out what the Wiltshire Rozzers are saying
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8067516/Police-probe-into-vandalism-leads-to-a-gang-of-...-squirrels.html

But interestingly Kent cops were at it a year ago blaming foxes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6760231/Saboteurs-targeting-car-brakes-are-group-of-foxes.html



Prolly depends on who they can beat get a confession out of. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 16, 2010, 05:09:51 PM
 Man has sex with goat  (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article145635.ece)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2010, 05:13:46 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 16, 2010, 05:09:51 PM
Man has sex with goat  (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article145635.ece)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2010, 05:15:58 PM
Quote
British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day ? it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on October 16, 2010, 07:37:06 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 16, 2010, 05:09:51 PM
Jobless Hall, from Hull, was initially arrested by the Humberside Police Dog Section, but had to be released as the dog did not fancy him in the end  (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article145635.ece)




Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 19, 2010, 06:34:30 PM
Saudi Prince Who Is Definitely Not Gay Convicted Of Murdering Servant

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2010, 06:47:59 PM
Is that from the Not Gay News?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on October 19, 2010, 07:01:15 PM
I heard his name on the radio news tonight; went off to cook dinner and they were still reading it when I came back  eeek:

Saudi bin alli bin talla machmoud bin whahooli bin gayo al-mash'da Prince saud alli together now bin laden bin emptied on Fridays bin duty free Saud or something  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 19, 2010, 07:03:43 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2010, 07:04:54 PM
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2010, 10:34:38 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 19, 2010, 07:01:15 PM
I heard his name on the radio news tonight; went off to cook dinner and they were still reading it when I came back  eeek:

Saudi bin alli bin talla machmoud bin whahooli bin gayo al-mash'da Prince saud alli together now bin laden bin emptied on Fridays bin duty free Saud or something  ;D
  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 20, 2010, 06:16:11 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/10/18/geldof-hails-g20-deal-on-first-world-debt/



Anti-poverty campaigner Bob Geldof has today hailed as historic an agreement that will see billions of dollars of debt owed by the world’s richest countries wiped out.

‘This is fantastic news’ Geldof told reporters, ‘but it’s been a long time coming. Do you have any idea how crippling these debts are to countries like the UK? The British government has to pay a staggering £120 million a day in interest charges. That’s £120 million a day that could be spent on building schools and nuclear powers stations, or on funding wars in the Middle East, or on a really hard-hitting TV and poster campaign to get quite tubby people out jogging. We have to wipe out these debts NOW or the civil servants of Britain are going to suffer.’
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 21, 2010, 10:09:52 AM
I do so hope that this is true.

Outside Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses.
For 25 years, it's parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars (£1.40), for buses (about £7).
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day off work, he just didn't show up for work The Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee. The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy ... is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own, and then, had simply begun to show up every day, to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day -- for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds ... and no one even knows his name.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2010, 10:13:14 AM

It would be nice to think it is true and that someone really has pulled it off BUT this is an urban myth that has been doing the rounds for several years now. Pity.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2010, 10:22:16 AM
A few more myths from Bristol (including the car park one) ....... written in 2007.
http://criswarren.blogspot.com/2007/04/more-urban-myths.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 21, 2010, 12:19:39 PM
Irish police investigate wallaby party death claim

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/20/wallaby-party-death-claim-dublin (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/20/wallaby-party-death-claim-dublin)

Irish police are investigating claims that a wallaby died after being plied with alcohol at a birthday party in Dublin last weekend.

The marsupial was let loose among more than 150 revellers dancing to the theme tune of the Australian television show Skippy the Bush Kangaroo at the Clarion hotel, in Liffey Valley, it was claimed.

Complaints from animal welfare campaigners have sparked an official garda investigation.

Alexander Scholl, the owner of Australian Super Circus Sydney, situated 500 metres from the hotel, told detectives that he had two wallabies – Skippy and Sydney – but denied that either had been involved in the alleged incident.

"They think it was one of my wallabies, but it definitely was not," he said. "I would never lend them out to a nightclub with all the noisy music.

"Someone told them the wallaby was dead. I said if it is dead then it is not one of my wallabies. I showed them Skippy and Sydney."



 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 22, 2010, 02:25:33 PM
Actually ‘Bangor was shite’ admits lead singer

Cathy Lesurf, lead singer of English folk band Fiddlers Dram has admitted that on the day they went to Bangor back in the summer of 1979, it was in fact overcast and the day was largely ruined by a constant drizzle and hostile locals.

Cathy, who has failed to have another hit since reaching No. 3 in 1979 remembers the day vivdly; ‘Didn’t we have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor…did we bollocks’ fumed Lesurf, when pressed on the matter; ‘it was an absolute fucking nightmare I can tell you. Have you ever tried walking round Bangor town centre in a kaftan and a pair of open-toed sandals in the pouring rain? Nightmare. It was chucking it down when we arrived and it just went from bad to worse as soon as we got out of the van.’



http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/07/02/actually-bangor-was-shite-admits-lead-singer/



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zi4bn-1NME
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 22, 2010, 02:32:39 PM
And I can assure you that nothing has changed! Fecking awful place  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 22, 2010, 02:36:51 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 22, 2010, 02:32:39 PM
And I can assure you that nothing has changed! Fecking awful place  evil:

I totally agree, I only ever went there once that was more than enough.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2010, 03:12:49 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 22, 2010, 02:36:51 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 22, 2010, 02:32:39 PM
And I can assure you that nothing has changed! Fecking awful place  evil:

I totally agree, I only ever went there once that was more than enough.

Was you kaftan OK?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 22, 2010, 05:26:18 PM
Have yo turned into my homie DS?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on October 22, 2010, 05:54:27 PM
I can't quite see DS bein' dahn wiv da Yoof, innit  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 22, 2010, 05:56:21 PM

He'd have them all lined up for a sound thrashing!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2010, 07:37:51 AM
Spending Review: Care cuts 'may hit hospital beds'

 rubschin:


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2010, 10:44:08 AM
Quote from: Pastis on October 22, 2010, 05:54:27 PM
I can't quite see DS bein' dahn wiv da Yoof, innit  rubschin:

You is right there bruv, respect. ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 24, 2010, 03:15:47 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9mlza_groland-burka_fun

Snigger snigger...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2010, 03:40:48 PM
Get extra points for snoring

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/10/24/spain.siesta.winner/ (http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/10/24/spain.siesta.winner/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2010, 04:39:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 24, 2010, 03:15:47 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9mlza_groland-burka_fun

Snigger snigger...

 razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2010, 02:18:00 PM
Perhaps I'm missing something here but aren't we all descendants of neanderthals?  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1323455/Weve-suspected-official-Ozzy-Osbourne-IS-Neanderthal.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 25, 2010, 04:41:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2010, 02:18:00 PM
Perhaps I'm missing something here but aren't we all descendants of neanderthals?  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1323455/Weve-suspected-official-Ozzy-Osbourne-IS-Neanderthal.html



Errrr .... No we are not .... so it seems you did miss something.

Of course an exception is made, by scientists who know about these things, for those from Newcastle
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 25, 2010, 11:01:52 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/12/14/%E2%80%98i-need-help%E2%80%99-says-assisted-suicide-bomber/

‘I need help’ says assisted-suicide bomber

A man who wishes to end it all in the manner of a suicide bomber is appealing against the refusal of the National Health Service to help him kill himself and everyone around him. ‘All I want to do is blow myself up’, said Colin Jessop, ‘but my doctor refuses to help me. He only has to pull the cord on my rucksack. But ‘Oh no’, it’s ‘medical ethics’ this and ‘Hippocratic Oath’ that. It’s political correctness gone mad.’

The controvery has sparked a wider debate about the issue of assisted suicide bombing. ‘This is all about one man’s right to have the help he needs to blow himself to bits,’ said Director of Liberty, Shami Chakrabarti, ‘to stand in his way would not only be an infringement of his civil liberties; it would also be a bit stupid.’ MR Jessop insists that all he is asking for is personal dignity; ‘and the right to fire my limbs off in all directions while my head shoots into the sky. I just want to go out with a bang...’

...Fortunately a solution has been found to Mr Jessops’ search for somebody who is less worried about morals and ethics and just enjoys blowing things up. Mr Jessop will be detonated on the Top Gear Christmas special along with some caravans and unfashionable cars. Jeremy Clarkson said the death of Mr Jessop promises to be ‘hilarious’.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2010, 05:04:24 AM
7/7 inquests: Aldgate manager 'didn't want to cause panic by mentioning bomb'

Quote from: The Torygraph
A station manager at Aldgate on July 7 did not tell her control room that there may have been a bomb in case it caused panic, the inquest has heard.

Celia Harrison said the whole station shook with the force of the explosion and they lost power when the bomb went off at Aldgate.

Mrs Harrison spoke to the control centre three times, on the last occasion asking for ambulances, but did not ring a fourth time despite recording in her notes that people were dying.

She said she did not want to cause panic in the network control centre, adding: “When there’s a fire you don’t run around shouting fire. I tried to give as much specific information as I could rather than speculating in a panic reaction.”

Source (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/8086148/77-inquests-Aldgate-manager-didnt-want-to-cause-panic-by-mentioning-bomb.html)

WTF?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 26, 2010, 06:15:54 AM

I expect "Lessons will be learned"  shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2010, 11:13:37 AM
Police saves £23,000 by telling officers to switch off the radio

Quote
Police officers have been told they will no longer be able to pass the time by listening to radio when on duty in pairs.

Copywright laws mean if more than one officer is in a car when a song comes on the radio the force needs to pay for a performance licence.

Sussex Police now plans to save £23,000 a year by ceasing to pay for a licence and asking officers and staff to stump up themselves if they want to listen to tunes.

Source (http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/8465523.Police_saves___23_000_by_telling_officers_to_switch_off_the_radio/)

WTF were they doing listening to the radio anyway?  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 26, 2010, 11:39:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2010, 11:13:37 AM
Police saves £23,000 by telling officers to switch off the radio

Quote
Police officers have been told they will no longer be able to pass the time by listening to radio when on duty in pairs.

Copywright laws mean if more than one officer is in a car when a song comes on the radio the force needs to pay for a performance licence.

Sussex Police now plans to save £23,000 a year by ceasing to pay for a licence and asking officers and staff to stump up themselves if they want to listen to tunes.

Source (http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/8465523.Police_saves___23_000_by_telling_officers_to_switch_off_the_radio/)

WTF were they doing listening to the radio anyway?  cussing:

Soothing music helps to digest Donuts perhaps.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2010, 11:43:02 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 26, 2010, 11:39:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2010, 11:13:37 AM
Police saves £23,000 by telling officers to switch off the radio

Quote
Police officers have been told they will no longer be able to pass the time by listening to radio when on duty in pairs.

Copywright laws mean if more than one officer is in a car when a song comes on the radio the force needs to pay for a performance licence.

Sussex Police now plans to save £23,000 a year by ceasing to pay for a licence and asking officers and staff to stump up themselves if they want to listen to tunes.

Source (http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/8465523.Police_saves___23_000_by_telling_officers_to_switch_off_the_radio/)

WTF were they doing listening to the radio anyway?  cussing:

Soothing music helps to digest Donuts perhaps.

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2010, 12:43:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2010, 11:13:37 AM
Police saves £23,000 by telling officers to switch off the radio

Quote
Police officers have been told they will no longer be able to pass the time by listening to radio when on duty in pairs.

Copywright laws mean if more than one officer is in a car when a song comes on the radio the force needs to pay for a performance licence.

Sussex Police now plans to save £23,000 a year by ceasing to pay for a licence and asking officers and staff to stump up themselves if they want to listen to tunes.

Source (http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/8465523.Police_saves___23_000_by_telling_officers_to_switch_off_the_radio/)

WTF were they doing listening to the radio anyway?  cussing:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FhJ5Gi.jpg&hash=a7a52fd0aed57e4576c33d2ba3593a187bf9a8d1) (http://postimage.org/image/zz03k2bo/)

"Come in Z Victor One. It's no good, they aren't answering"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2010, 03:27:34 PM
British government investigates 300 mystery baby deaths on Cyprus

Quote from: The Torygraph
The British Government is finally carrying out an investigation into the mystery deaths of around 300 babies born to military families in Cyprus in the 1960s, amid suspicions of a high-level cover-up.

The deaths of so many infants have never been adequately explained, with speculation that they may have been caused by poor hospital hygiene or an outbreak of typhoid, polo, cholera or meningitis.

Some former servicemen believe the blame lies with the cocktail of inoculations they were given prior to being stationed in Cyprus, or that the deaths were linked to exposure to radioactive military material.

Source (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/cyprus/8086181/British-government-investigates-300-mystery-baby-deaths-on-Cyprus.html)

 eeek:

How terrible...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2010, 07:48:41 AM
Man 'tattoos 40cm penis on friend's back' in Australia


http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/845183-man-tattoos-40cm-penis-on-friends-back-in-australia#ixzz13XkGrKmJ (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/845183-man-tattoos-40cm-penis-on-friends-back-in-australia#ixzz13XkGrKmJ)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2010, 08:50:26 PM
COUPLE CALLED 'SWINES' AND 'INFIDELS' IN MALDIVES WEDDING

A COUPLE who spent a fortune renewing their wedding vows in the Maldives were called 'swines' and 'infidels' by the staff member conducting their wedding ceremony.

"You are a swine" and "the children that you bear from this marriage will all be bastard swines" are just some of the comments made during the 'traditional' Maldivian ceremony.

Conducted at the Vilu Reef Beach and Spa Resort, the wedding ceremony - carried out in Arabic - leaves the western couple clueless while the 'celebrant' leading their vows announces: "Your marriage is not a valid one. You are not the kind of people who can have a valid marriage.

"One of you is an infidel. The other, too, is an infidel – and we have reason to believe –an atheist, who does not even believe in an infidel religion.

“You fornicate and make a lot of children. You drink and you eat pork. Most of the children that you have are marked with spots and blemishes… these children that you have are bastards,” he continues solemnly.

Manager Mohamed Rasheed told the AFP news agency: "The man had used filthy language. Otherwise the ceremony was OK."

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2010, 05:53:47 AM
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2010, 03:25:00 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-11658228

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2010, 08:06:40 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8098703/Harriet-Harman-rebuked-for-calling-minister-a-ginger-rodent.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8098703/Harriet-Harman-rebuked-for-calling-minister-a-ginger-rodent.html)

Harriet Harman rebuked for calling minister 'a ginger rodent'

 As a former Equalities Minister who was dedicated to helping minority groups, Harriet Harman perhaps should have known better.

But in an outspoken attack, the Labour Deputy Leader yesterday called Danny Alexander a "ginger rodent".


What a bint  noooo: ....I am allowed to say that  whistle:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2010, 08:14:44 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 31, 2010, 08:06:40 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8098703/Harriet-Harman-rebuked-for-calling-minister-a-ginger-rodent.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8098703/Harriet-Harman-rebuked-for-calling-minister-a-ginger-rodent.html)

Harriet Harman rebuked for calling minister 'a ginger rodent'

 As a former Equalities Minister who was dedicated to helping minority groups, Harriet Harman perhaps should have known better.

But in an outspoken attack, the Labour Deputy Leader yesterday called Danny Alexander a "ginger rodent".


What a bint  noooo: ....I am allowed to say that  whistle:



No.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on October 31, 2010, 08:19:37 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 31, 2010, 08:06:40 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8098703/Harriet-Harman-rebuked-for-calling-minister-a-ginger-rodent.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8098703/Harriet-Harman-rebuked-for-calling-minister-a-ginger-rodent.html)

Harriet Harman rebuked for calling minister 'a ginger rodent'

 As a former Equalities Minister who was dedicated to helping minority groups, Harriet Harman perhaps should have known better.

But in an outspoken attack, the Labour Deputy Leader yesterday called Danny Alexander a "ginger rodent".


What a bint  noooo: ....I am allowed to say that  whistle:



It's better than the 'C' U 'N'ext 'T'uesday word
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2010, 08:41:38 AM
Quote from: Pirate on October 31, 2010, 08:19:37 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 31, 2010, 08:06:40 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8098703/Harriet-Harman-rebuked-for-calling-minister-a-ginger-rodent.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/8098703/Harriet-Harman-rebuked-for-calling-minister-a-ginger-rodent.html)

Harriet Harman rebuked for calling minister 'a ginger rodent'

 As a former Equalities Minister who was dedicated to helping minority groups, Harriet Harman perhaps should have known better.

But in an outspoken attack, the Labour Deputy Leader yesterday called Danny Alexander a "ginger rodent".


What a bint  noooo: ....I am allowed to say that  whistle:



It's better than the 'C' U 'N'ext 'T'uesday word

Which is what she deserves... hypocritical c**t!  cussing:

Of course she has apologised which makes it okay as she is one of the ruling elite. If a prole had mentioned the same words it would have been a serious offence under her own legislation - makes me sick!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2010, 09:58:07 AM
I wish I knew where you stood on such matters  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2010, 10:01:58 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 31, 2010, 09:58:07 AM
I wish I knew where you stood on such matters  lol: lol: lol:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2010, 10:04:42 AM
You knicked my man speared on a fence  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2010, 10:07:20 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 31, 2010, 10:04:42 AM
You knicked my man speared on a fence  lol:

Your man?  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on October 31, 2010, 10:10:07 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-11654631
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2010, 10:11:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2010, 10:07:20 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 31, 2010, 10:04:42 AM
You knicked my man speared on a fence  lol:

Your man?  ::)

Well alright no direct ownership rights ..but who do you think put him on the naughty fence  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2010, 10:13:57 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 31, 2010, 10:11:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 31, 2010, 10:07:20 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 31, 2010, 10:04:42 AM
You knicked my man speared on a fence  lol:

Your man?  ::)

Well alright no direct ownership rights ..but who do you think put him on the naughty fence  whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 31, 2010, 11:48:15 AM
Do you sit on the fence cos you like the sensation?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2010, 11:50:45 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 31, 2010, 11:48:15 AM
Do you sit on the fence cos you like the sensation?

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2010, 01:40:54 PM
We really need something like this to be organised over here.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1325166/Do-Jon-Stewart-Stephen-Colbert-clout-Glenn-Beck-Sarah-Palin.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2010, 10:51:50 AM
Quote
Underage bellydancer at centre of latest Berlusconi scandal

I wish our politicians were more interesting....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on November 05, 2010, 12:51:52 PM
Oops -

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/8619796.BREAKING_NEWS__Chinese_lantern_destroys_prize_hedge/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2010, 06:29:00 PM
"BBC News staff strike over pensions "    as reported on ..........

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11696026

????
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2010, 07:41:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 05, 2010, 06:29:00 PM
"BBC News staff strike over pensions "    as reported on ..........

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11696026

????

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 08, 2010, 07:19:05 AM
 This will be thrown at him during every argument  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327485/Football-pundit-John-Barnes-told-seventh-child-arrived-hes-air--declines-rush-hospital.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 08, 2010, 07:25:09 AM
Oh dear ....silly boy ....and sooooooo publicly  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 08, 2010, 08:35:59 AM
TBH I'm on his side.

I felt that I contributed nothing by being at the birth of mine ~ except for attracting a lot of abuse from wives that is!

I recall something about "If you ever point that thing at me again I fvcking cut it off"


That said I wouldn't have missed it for the world.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 08, 2010, 09:14:37 AM
Well it is his 7th child  eeek:

Whatever the agreement is between him and his wife about being at the birth is up to them .....I just pity the poor child when he views the footage later on in liife noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2010, 09:16:27 AM
Hairy owl impersonator arrested at NEC

"He struggled violently, " said a police spokesman, "so we shot him."
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2010, 09:17:48 AM
Don't his other children look a little, err .. pale?

Maybe not just the press has got it in for him.  rubschin:

The dusky footballer I mean, not Growler
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 08, 2010, 12:20:27 PM
MURDERED millionairess Joanna Brown was battered to death before being buried in woods near the Queen's home, it emerged yesterday

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3216036/Wealthy-mum-Joanna-Brown-battered-to-death.html#ixzz14h0ihuAg


Joanna's family issued a statement describing her as a "very special person" who was "loved and admired by everyone

well I'm guessing not everyone ................
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on November 09, 2010, 11:42:51 AM
Accident?

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/8625027.BREAKING_NEWS__Man_s_decapitated_body_found_after_car_accident/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 12:01:59 PM
It is believed the man had tied an anchored rope to his neck before driving away at speed   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 12:07:39 PM
You'd need to be desperate and brave.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 12:10:20 PM
I agree. There's got to be easier ways.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 12:18:31 PM


Like telling yer misus she has a fat arse ....... Death by a thousand looks!  thatsit:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 12:40:30 PM
Lightning bolt kills Wild At Heart giraffe (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11718785)

Occupational hazard?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2010, 11:49:39 PM
One for BM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328148/Ultimate-Christmas-boys-toy-Hand-crafted-145ft-Scalextric-track.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 10, 2010, 12:30:35 AM
Oh dear.  We need to put BM through the 'hot wash' so that he becomes the 1/32  scale model tyre changer for this track.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2010, 07:23:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2010, 11:49:39 PM
One for BM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328148/Ultimate-Christmas-boys-toy-Hand-crafted-145ft-Scalextric-track.html

 Drool:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2010, 07:20:03 PM
Officers are being told to use text messaging as the radios are to expensive.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1329538/Police-told-send-text-messages-expensive-speak-radios.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2010, 07:31:57 PM
Pirate Outed at Last!  ;)

Quote
Sergeant Brown's Parrot

Many policemen wear upon their shoulders
Cunning little radios. To pass away the time
They talk about the traffic to them, listen to the news,
And it helps them to Keep Down Crime.

But Sergeant Brown, he wears upon his shoulder
A tall green parrot as he's walking up and down
And all the parrot says is "Who's-a-pretty-boy-then?"
"I am," says Sergeant Brown.

Kit Wright (b. 1944)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on November 14, 2010, 07:49:03 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 14, 2010, 07:31:57 PM
Pirate Outed at Last!  ;)

Quote
Sergeant Brown's Parrot

Many policemen wear upon their shoulders
Cunning little radios. To pass away the time
They talk about the traffic to them, listen to the news,
And it helps them to Keep Down Crime.

But Sergeant Brown, he wears upon his shoulder
A tall green parrot as he's walking up and down
And all the parrot says is "Who's-a-pretty-boy-then?"
"I am," says Sergeant Brown.

Kit Wright (b. 1944)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2010, 07:50:08 PM
 
Quote from: Pirate on November 14, 2010, 07:49:03 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 14, 2010, 07:31:57 PM
Pirate Outed at Last!  ;)

Quote
Sergeant Brown's Parrot

Many policemen wear upon their shoulders
Cunning little radios. To pass away the time
They talk about the traffic to them, listen to the news,
And it helps them to Keep Down Crime.

But Sergeant Brown, he wears upon his shoulder
A tall green parrot as he's walking up and down
And all the parrot says is "Who's-a-pretty-boy-then?"
"I am," says Sergeant Brown.

Kit Wright (b. 1944)

 scared2:


point: Gotcher!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2010, 09:10:38 PM
Now there is a headline you don't expect to see. James Blunt stopped World War 3  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11753050
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2010, 09:15:26 PM


Had he but sung to them they would have surrendered without firing a shot .... just to shut him up. I know I would ~ Unless he was in my sights  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 15, 2010, 04:29:37 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2aljb1rb8%2Fmuslims.jpg&hash=bee388dc72342094b6b95a11348193cdd6c96498) (http://postimage.org/image/2aljb1rb8/)

Made me laugh.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 06:16:39 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 15, 2010, 04:29:37 PM

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Made me laugh.


 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2010, 07:11:01 AM
Tbh any headline that doesn't feature 'those two ' would be fantastic  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2010, 07:15:31 AM
 whistle:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 07:17:27 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:11:01 AM
Tbh any headline that doesn't feature 'those two ' would be fantastic  evil:

Nick Finds Knob in Bath Horror! (Daily Mail)

Nock fends nob in barf drama (Guardian)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2010, 07:23:33 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:11:01 AM
Tbh any headline that doesn't feature 'those two ' would be fantastic  evil:

Here you go Miss D,  todays Guardian  (http://www.guardian.co.uk/) , and no need to worry about the report containing flash photography!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2010, 07:56:44 AM
You're my hero JOM  cloud9:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2010, 07:58:04 AM
Also ....my next most aggravating statement on the news ......everytime Somalia is mentioned ...every single feckin time...the sentence..."Somalia is the most lawess country inthe world" is included  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2010, 07:59:00 AM
Have you considered not listening to or watching the news?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2010, 01:36:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:58:04 AM
Also ....my next most aggravating statement on the news ......everytime Somalia is mentioned ...every single feckin time...the sentence..."Somalia is the most lawess country inthe world" is included  Banghead Banghead Banghead



Welcome to the pedantry club.

I assume you would also prefer "Somalia is the least law-abiding. . .  ."  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 03:35:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2010, 01:36:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:58:04 AM
Also ....my next most aggravating statement on the news ......everytime Somalia is mentioned ...every single feckin time...the sentence..."Somalia is the most lawess country inthe world" is included  Banghead Banghead Banghead



Welcome to the pedantry club.

I assume you would also prefer "Somalia is the least law-abiding. . .  ."  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 05:04:48 PM
Darwin runs amok in 'great turnip hiest'  eeek: eeek: eeek:

One dead in 'serious incident' in Sunningdale




At least one person is feared dead after a "serious incident" in Sunningdale in Berkshire, police say.
One person has died and a number of people have been arrested in a "serious incident" in Berkshire, police say.

Police said officers had been called to London Road in Sunningdale. A witness had reported seeing two bodies being removed from a white van.

One local businessman reported seeing gunmen being chased by police and three men being arrested at about 1300 GMT.

Thames Valley Police confirmed there had been a "serious incident" and said a murder inquiry had been started.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11778873


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2010, 07:50:22 PM
£400,000??? Fook me!  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1330552/Jon-Jacobs-sells-virtual-nightclub-Club-Neverdie-online-Entropia-game-400k.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2010, 07:56:43 PM
Bound to give BM ideas  noooo:

I wonder how much we're worth  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 07:59:54 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:56:43 PM
Bound to give BM ideas  noooo:

I wonder how much we're worth  rubschin:

Two cents...?  whistle:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2010, 08:05:11 PM
But on the bright side, BM doesnt need a shave or a haircut.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 08:06:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2010, 07:59:54 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:56:43 PM
Bound to give BM ideas  noooo:

I wonder how much we're worth  rubschin:

Two cents...?  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-forum%2F2c.gif&hash=38a76cc280d063caf3b7fbfd22381f599bd563eb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Do you mean two scents?  Miss D and I do Opium and Poison not necessarily in that order and not always separately. We are however both... angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 08:09:37 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 17, 2010, 08:06:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2010, 07:59:54 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:56:43 PM
Bound to give BM ideas  noooo:

I wonder how much we're worth  rubschin:

Two cents...?  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-forum%2F2c.gif&hash=38a76cc280d063caf3b7fbfd22381f599bd563eb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Do you mean two scents?  Miss D and I do Opium and Poison not necessarily in that order and not always separately. We are however both... angel1 angel1

Miss D likes that stuff... um wot I forgot like....   redface:

Pirate knows tho....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on November 17, 2010, 08:31:13 PM
Allure... eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2010, 08:38:13 PM
Good boy  8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2010, 08:42:58 PM
Thassit!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2010, 09:15:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 17, 2010, 05:04:48 PM
Darwin runs amok in 'great turnip hiest'  eeek: eeek: eeek:

One dead in 'serious incident' in Sunningdale




At least one person is feared dead after a "serious incident" in Sunningdale in Berkshire, police say.
One person has died and a number of people have been arrested in a "serious incident" in Berkshire, police say.

Police said officers had been called to London Road in Sunningdale. A witness had reported seeing two bodies being removed from a white van.

One local businessman reported seeing gunmen being chased by police and three men being arrested at about 1300 GMT.

Thames Valley Police confirmed there had been a "serious incident" and said a murder inquiry had been started.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11778873




My alibi is being in here all day whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2010, 09:19:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2010, 09:15:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 17, 2010, 05:04:48 PM
Darwin runs amok in 'great turnip hiest'  eeek: eeek: eeek:

One dead in 'serious incident' in Sunningdale




At least one person is feared dead after a "serious incident" in Sunningdale in Berkshire, police say.
One person has died and a number of people have been arrested in a "serious incident" in Berkshire, police say.

Police said officers had been called to London Road in Sunningdale. A witness had reported seeing two bodies being removed from a white van.

One local businessman reported seeing gunmen being chased by police and three men being arrested at about 1300 GMT.

Thames Valley Police confirmed there had been a "serious incident" and said a murder inquiry had been started.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11778873




My alibi is being in here all day whistle:

Posted from my mobile device

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on November 17, 2010, 09:23:07 PM
 rubschin:...Method of entry team booked for a 4:00am digout...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2010, 09:26:22 PM
Quote from: Pirate on November 17, 2010, 09:23:07 PM
rubschin:...Method of entry team booked for a 4:00am digout...
Now that sounds very very messy.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on November 17, 2010, 09:28:37 PM
Depends if he resists...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on November 19, 2010, 06:38:58 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11795407
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 19, 2010, 07:07:58 PM
Quote from: tel on November 19, 2010, 06:38:58 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11795407
That is the only way she will get excited.

No man will go near that munter.....unless Nick might have a go.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2010, 07:10:42 PM
I once wrote a radio ad loosely modelled on the fake orgasm scene in "When Harry met Sally". I nearly got sacked  noooo:  It was a great success though.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 19, 2010, 07:13:43 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 19, 2010, 07:10:42 PM
I once wrote a radio ad loosely modelled on the fake orgasm scene in "When Harry met Sally". I nearly got sacked  noooo:  It was a great success though.
Was it an ad for voting like? whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2010, 10:40:10 PM
WTF??  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1331198/Iraqi-artist-Wafaa-Bilal-camera-implanted-head.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 04:51:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2010, 10:40:10 PM
WTF??  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1331198/Iraqi-artist-Wafaa-Bilal-camera-implanted-head.html

Art eh? What a  Wankah:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2010, 09:11:52 AM
God must be a woman she keeps changing her mind....

THE Pope has revealed that he now believes it is acceptable for condoms to be used by male prostitutes.
His comments are in stark contrast to the Catholic Church's previous hardline stance against all forms of birth control.
But in a new book, published next week, Pope Benedict sanctions the use of condoms to prevent disease, such as HIV and Aids - but not to stop unwanted pregnancies.
He said: "There may be justified cases, for example when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be a first bit of responsibility.
"But it's not the proper way to deal with the horror of the HIV infection."
Last year the Pope caused fury on a visit to Cameroon when he said the use of condoms could endanger public health and increase the problem of HIV and Aids.
He said the disease was a tragedy "that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which even aggravates the problem".
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:23:46 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 21, 2010, 09:11:52 AM
God must be a woman she keeps changing her mind....

THE Pope has revealed that he now believes it is acceptable for condoms to be used by male prostitutes.
His comments are in stark contrast to the Catholic Church's previous hardline stance against all forms of birth control.
But in a new book, published next week, Pope Benedict sanctions the use of condoms to prevent disease, such as HIV and Aids - but not to stop unwanted pregnancies.
He said: "There may be justified cases, for example when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be a first bit of responsibility.
"But it's not the proper way to deal with the horror of the HIV infection."
Last year the Pope caused fury on a visit to Cameroon when he said the use of condoms could endanger public health and increase the problem of HIV and Aids.
He said the disease was a tragedy "that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which even aggravates the problem".

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 10:25:31 AM
So Popey thinks condoms are OK to save gayers but not wimmin. He's a twat.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 10:28:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 21, 2010, 10:25:31 AM
So Popey thinks condoms are OK to save gayers but not wimmin. He's a twat.

Agreed - he should be a Pope on a rope!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2010, 12:35:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 21, 2010, 10:25:31 AM
So Popey thinks condoms are OK to save gayers but not wimmin. He's a twat.

I find it difficult to accept that the Holy Fuhrer Father thinks that condoms in that instance count as "birth control", or have I misunderstood biology all these years?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2010, 11:57:33 PM
Sky News: 'Parachute team die in plane crash'................


are you thinking ............why didn't they jump..????
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2010, 12:18:02 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 21, 2010, 11:57:33 PM
Sky News: 'Parachute team die in plane crash'................


are you thinking ............why didn't they jump..????


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 07:35:46 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 21, 2010, 11:57:33 PM
Sky News: 'Parachute team die in plane crash'................


are you thinking ............why didn't they jump..????


That is somewhat ironic isn't it?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on November 22, 2010, 11:06:33 AM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/8674105.Teen_blames_traffic_warden_for_driving_illegally/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 11:09:30 AM
Quote from: tel on November 22, 2010, 11:06:33 AM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/8674105.Teen_blames_traffic_warden_for_driving_illegally/

Idiot!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 22, 2010, 06:31:28 PM
Bastard traffic wardens, what time do they go home?  cussing: "Time observed" 1713 to 1721hr's, £50 fine but £25 if I pay within 14 days. One of the  local wardens is an ex-Gurkha, I reckon he was up in the trees  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 06:38:32 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 22, 2010, 06:31:28 PM
Bastard traffic wardens, what time do they go home?  cussing: "Time observed" 1713 to 1721hr's, £50 fine but £25 if I pay within 14 days. One of the  local wardens is an ex-Gurkha, I reckon he was up in the trees  cussing:

Find out where he lives - dig up the road around his car/caravan/house...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2010, 08:19:37 PM
Should have put a "Motorway Maintenance" sign in the back window .... I'm sure Tipsy will have a spare.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 22, 2010, 09:27:27 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 22, 2010, 06:31:28 PM
Bastard traffic wardens, what time do they go home?  cussing: "Time observed" 1713 to 1721hr's, £50 fine but £25 if I pay within 14 days. One of the  local wardens is an ex-Gurkha, I reckon he was up in the trees  cussing:

oops!   happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 22, 2010, 09:38:09 PM
You know..... that was the first thing I said  char048
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 07:54:45 AM
UK government agrees migration cap

 rubschin:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2010, 09:30:53 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 07:54:45 AM
UK government agrees migration cap

 rubschin:

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Is that what the cap looks like? I often wondered.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2010, 10:15:10 PM
Katie Price to edit the Today show.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1332327/Katie-Price-add-glamour-BBC-Radio-4s-Today.html

I can hear R4 listeners IQ's dropping already.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2010, 05:07:21 PM
 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1eshws8ck%2F50_off.jpg&hash=c144d010edafea17faca9d9af6573d088403a25c) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2010, 09:17:59 PM
I want one of these  cloud9:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/7930644/Brian-Blessed-new-voice-of-TomTom-Sat-Nav.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2010, 08:26:06 AM
Then put it in your virtual letter to Santa.

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8767.0
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2010, 09:37:41 PM
Just when you think the American's can't get any more paranoid about security, this guy is put on a terrorist watch list for supporting a film about gass mining?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334159/Actor-Mark-Ruffalo-placed-terror-watch-list.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on November 29, 2010, 09:40:50 PM
Well... rubschin:...he does look a bit iffy...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2010, 09:45:45 PM
If you can br out on a watch list just for looking a bit iffy then none of the members here would be allowed anywhere near a plane  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 29, 2010, 09:54:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2010, 09:45:45 PM
If you can br out on a watch list just for looking a bit iffy then none of the members here would be allowed anywhere near a plane  lol:

You speak for yourself!   However, HM Customs must now be able to do a fair trade in tarmac rakes.  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2010, 09:56:21 PM
Tell you what Tipsy, lets all troop down to the airport with BM and Nick in the lead and see how long it takes before security is scrambled  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 29, 2010, 10:11:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2010, 09:56:21 PM
Tell you what Tipsy, lets all troop down to the airport with BM and Nick in the lead and see how long it takes before security is scrambled  lol:

with Nick  rubschin:   scared2:   noooo:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2010, 10:31:01 PM
Smart bullets?  scared2: After all American forces have done so well with smart munitions on the past..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1334114/Futuristic-rifle-fires-radio-controlled-bullets-used-U-S-troops-Afghanistan-month.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 01, 2010, 05:11:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334752/Bungling-police-arrive-crime-scene--EAT-evidence.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334752/Bungling-police-arrive-crime-scene--EAT-evidence.html)

Obviously changed their diet from burgers.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on December 01, 2010, 09:12:39 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 01, 2010, 05:11:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334752/Bungling-police-arrive-crime-scene--EAT-evidence.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334752/Bungling-police-arrive-crime-scene--EAT-evidence.html)

Obviously changed their diet from burgers.  whistle:

Or kebab and cheesy chips...

I know a bobby who would eat someone's takeaway after he'd nicked then for drink driving and they were in the cells for the night...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2010, 10:51:14 PM
Nick is going to have a field day with this one  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1334709/The-Big-Bloomers-Company-The-new-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL-underwear-women-105-inch-waistline-theyre-flying-shelves.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2010, 08:21:55 AM
Heard a report on the World Service in the small hours about an Indian guy who is keen to encourage people to donate their body to medical science. He has done so, but on one condition, that his son, a trainee doctor, gets to dissect him  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2010, 08:23:32 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2010, 08:21:55 AM
Heard a report on the World Service in the small hours about an Indian guy who is keen to encourage people to donate their body to medical science. He has done so, but on one condition, that his son, a trainee doctor, gets to dissect him  eeek:


Ewwww!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 03, 2010, 09:21:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2010, 08:23:32 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2010, 08:21:55 AM
Heard a report on the World Service in the small hours about an Indian guy who is keen to encourage people to donate their body to medical science. He has done so, but on one condition, that his son, a trainee doctor, gets to dissect him  eeek:


Ewwww!  sick2:

I wonder if the son will wait until his father is dead. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2010, 09:22:25 AM
Ricky Gervais to join Lady Gaga in Muppets film


 rubschin:
Seems appropriate


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/film/849199-ricky-gervais-to-join-lady-gaga-in-muppets-film#ixzz172SA82hd
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2010, 09:55:24 AM
Has she been dissected too  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 03, 2010, 10:06:45 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 03, 2010, 09:22:25 AM
Ricky Gervais to join Lady Gaga in Muppets film


 rubschin:
Seems appropriate


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/film/849199-ricky-gervais-to-join-lady-gaga-in-muppets-film#ixzz172SA82hd

He has done some funny stuff but I cannot get away from the fact that when I see him my skin crawls and my mind runs along the lines of...well, he's a complete tosser.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2010, 05:28:22 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583)
 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 03, 2010, 05:29:55 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2010, 05:31:47 PM
Oh, has yours been stolen too?  happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2010, 05:58:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2010, 05:28:22 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583)
 ::)


think that case has gone cold...........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2010, 06:01:29 PM
Sky News: "Britons witness fatal shark killings in Egypt".............



Call me pedantic but surely killings are always fatal...... 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 07, 2010, 06:23:24 PM
Well you can 'make a killing ' like can't you  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2010, 10:18:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2010, 06:01:29 PM

Call me pedantic but surely killings are always fatal...... 


You are pedantic.

Also quite correct  happy088
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2010, 06:28:48 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2010, 10:18:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2010, 06:01:29 PM

Call me pedantic but surely killings are always fatal...... 


You are pedantic.

Also quite correct  happy088

The VP Pedantry Club adds another member...  lol:

Or should I have said another member joins the VP pedantry Club...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2010, 08:51:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2010, 06:28:48 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2010, 10:18:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2010, 06:01:29 PM

Call me pedantic but surely killings are always fatal...... 


You are pedantic.

Also quite correct  happy088

The VP Pedantry Club adds another member...  lol:

Or should I have said another member joins the VP pedantry Club...? Shrugs:

Membership of the VP Pedantry Club is increased by one.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 08, 2010, 08:54:58 AM
Oh gawd ......I shall just have to give you more holes to pick then in everyfink  wot that I write  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2010, 09:05:40 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 08, 2010, 08:54:58 AM
Oh gawd ......I shall just have to give you more holes to pick then in everyfink  wot that I write  scared2:

No need.

You are quite generous enough in that respect.  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 08, 2010, 09:19:07 AM
 lol: lol:

Old MacDonald, who incidentally had a farm, has managed to move six yards forward on the M 8, ei ei o.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
Turgid and tedious, why doesn't that surprise me  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/216125/Blame-the-bankers-not-me-says-Gordon-Brown-in-turgid-book
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2010, 06:10:19 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2010, 08:51:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2010, 06:28:48 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2010, 10:18:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2010, 06:01:29 PM

Call me pedantic but surely killings are always fatal...... 


You are pedantic.

Also quite correct  happy088

The VP Pedantry Club adds another member...  lol:

Or should I have said another member joins the VP pedantry Club...? Shrugs:

Membership of the VP Pedantry Club is increased by one.  whistle:

 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2010, 02:56:14 PM
 Whites only  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1336779/Family-overcome-emulsion-Car-crash-covers-white-paint.html)

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2010, 02:59:37 PM
happy001

Quote
Overcome with emulsion:

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 09, 2010, 03:32:00 PM
Classic!  lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on December 09, 2010, 04:12:39 PM
I was not affected, luckily.

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/8726682.Thieves_dig_up_street_to_steal_mile_of_cable/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2010, 05:15:50 PM
Quote from: tel on December 09, 2010, 04:12:39 PM
I was not affected, luckily.

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/8726682.Thieves_dig_up_street_to_steal_mile_of_cable/

I bet there was distress at the pikey camp after choking all night in the smoke as they burned off the insulation, only to find that the little people had pinched all the copper by the morning.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on December 09, 2010, 05:46:06 PM
Quote
De-icing trains sent for service during big freeze

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23905529-de-icing-trains-sent-for-service-in-the-big-freeze.do

 doh: doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2010, 06:08:56 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2010, 05:15:50 PM
Quote from: tel on December 09, 2010, 04:12:39 PM
I was not affected, luckily.

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/8726682.Thieves_dig_up_street_to_steal_mile_of_cable/

I bet there was distress at the pikey camp after choking all night in the smoke as they burned off the insulation, only to find that the little people had pinched all the copper by the morning.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2010, 09:17:21 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1337115/Ronnie-Biggs-Barnet-care-home-thieves-stole-100-piggy-bank.html

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2010, 12:12:34 PM
A TRAFFIC warden slapped a ticket on a car - while the driver lay dead inside..!!!


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3269329/Cambridge-traffic-warden-gives-car-ticket-with-dead-driver-inside.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2010, 11:00:44 PM
Wire up your todger and be forced to watch porn  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/czechrepublic/8191849/Czechs-criticised-for-homosexual-sexual-arousal-tests.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/czechrepublic/8191849/Czechs-criticised-for-homosexual-sexual-arousal-tests.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2010, 05:58:32 PM
Simple answer to this one, any advanced race that picks up our TV and radio signals will have taken one look at dross like Big Brother, X Factor, Britain/US has Talent et all and decide to get the hell away from the planet of tasteless buffoons. lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11982757
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2010, 12:12:22 PM
http://order-order.com/2010/12/14/theyre-all-at-it-together/ (http://order-order.com/2010/12/14/theyre-all-at-it-together/)
 razz: razz: razz:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2010, 12:17:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 15, 2010, 12:12:22 PM
http://order-order.com/2010/12/14/theyre-all-at-it-together/ (http://order-order.com/2010/12/14/theyre-all-at-it-together/)
 razz: razz: razz:




How I larfed! happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2010, 06:03:49 PM
Absinthe and pineapple juice??  eeek:

I'm not sure what is the worst taste, the advertising campaign or the feckin flavour.  sick2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-12002061
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 16, 2010, 08:09:04 AM
Top judge complains about 'sex with corpses' rules

http://tinyurl.com/38k9stq

I particularly wonder about this bit of the report  rubschin:

Quote
He said: “I am not being facetious about this, but do you know there is a guideline for judges passing sentence on those rather odd people who have sexual intercourse with a corpse?

"And there is a different possible approach depending on whether it’s more than once, with the same corpse or a different corpse.”

 rubschin: The man must have tried having intercourse with my ex.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2010, 08:49:44 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
High on a hill was a lonely prophet  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1339150/Austrian-63-fined-700-Muslim-neighbours-claim-yodelling-mocks-prayer.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2010, 07:12:10 PM
One for BM  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1339429/Lester-Atherfold-shrinks-Mini-fit-car-boot-motorhome.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2010, 05:40:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2010, 07:12:10 PM
One for BM  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1339429/Lester-Atherfold-shrinks-Mini-fit-car-boot-motorhome.html

 lol: lol: lol:

Christus, that is what you call a motor home! Why not just drive there in a full-size mini and stay in a hotel? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 20, 2010, 04:49:57 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/05/18/24388/

Internet giant Google has teamed up with the Daily Mail to develop a unique version of the online search engine which will confirm the enquirer’s prejudices.
Google-ThoughtAsMuch will effectively censor alternative views and second opinions. ‘Designed for the busy opinionate who hasn’t got time to think about things, Google-ThoughtAsMuch will make sure that your preconceptions are never challenged,’ runs the press release.

Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google, added, ‘ With a single mouse click you can confirm your preconceived opinions are shared by hundreds of other websites’. One of the beta testers, Sarah Palin, had a chance to use the programme yesterday to test her suspicion that Obama was a Muslim terrorist. She found her opinion to be perfectly corroborated by dozens of high-traffic websites.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2010, 10:46:23 PM
Guys now have an excuse lol:

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on December 21, 2010, 04:10:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2010, 10:46:23 PM
Guys now have an excuse lol:

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

Is that why Nick's sig has changed?


Anyhoo, I was checking some flight arrangements and came across this. It seems they've done a special bulletin for Sarf Londoners  whistle:

Quote
20/12/2010 : Snaw falls in Europe


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 21, 2010, 04:23:01 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 21, 2010, 04:10:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2010, 10:46:23 PM
Guys now have an excuse lol:

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

Is that why Nick's sig has changed?


Anyhoo, I was checking some flight arrangements and came across this. It seems they've done a special bulletin for Sarf Londoners  whistle:

Quote
20/12/2010 : Snaw falls in Europe



Nick's signature has been that for some time....... I think  confused:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2010, 07:27:52 PM
There are some feckin odd christmas traditions  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12059969
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2010, 07:35:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2010, 07:27:52 PM
There are some feckin odd christmas traditions  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12059969

I understand that there are beer bellied men in the North East of England who, on Boxing Day, take their shirts off and stand for hours, bare chested in the freezing cold, to shout abuse at a man in black shorts every time he blows a whistle.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.guim.co.uk%2Fsys-images%2FSport%2FPix%2Fpictures%2F2009%2F7%2F13%2F1247518345976%2FNewcastle-fans-001.jpg&hash=563c53c8a149a16877a2818fbb1cc906d40da207)
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2010, 07:41:26 PM
I'm not that big a football fan  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 26, 2010, 09:21:23 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-video/8225049/Indian-rocket-explodes-after-take-off.html (ftp://http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-video/8225049/Indian-rocket-explodes-after-take-off.html)

And in times of hardship/austerity measures the UK still gives this lot international aid FFS!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2010, 07:07:11 PM
I know that christmas is the season to pig out but this is just sickening.  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1341683/Donna-Simpsons-feast-The-30-000-calorie-Christmas-feast-eaten-worlds-fattest-mum-ONE-hour-sitting.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2010, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2010, 07:07:11 PM
I know that christmas is the season to pig out but this is just sickening.  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1341683/Donna-Simpsons-feast-The-30-000-calorie-Christmas-feast-eaten-worlds-fattest-mum-ONE-hour-sitting.html

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick029.gif&hash=83c0219823a0eb8cdd68151a80950d4fe099579e) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 26, 2010, 08:49:11 PM
That is just wrong and bad.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2010, 08:57:32 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 26, 2010, 08:49:11 PM
That is just wrong and bad.


I agree only five loaves ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2010, 11:47:08 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12080521


 noooo: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on December 26, 2010, 11:49:31 PM
I wonder what attracted her to multi millionaire Hefner?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2010, 05:30:12 PM
I see Jezza and the boys have done it again  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1342138/Top-Gear-stars-cause-religious-storm-dressing-burkas-Boxing-Day-special.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2010, 06:32:11 PM
Excellent! And where does this tabloid so called "storm" come from?

Oh yes

Quote
Islamic extremist Anjem Choudary, said: 'The burka is a symbol of our religion and people should not make jokes about it in any way.

Daily Fail has another slow news day  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 29, 2010, 10:39:55 AM
This'll be the  cnut  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/6931768/Anjem-Choudary-admits-Wootton-Bassett-march-is-publicity-stunt.html)  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 29, 2010, 07:18:53 PM
 Biker takes BBQ home  (http://www.carolenash.com/insidebikes/bike-news/biker-fined-after-riding-with-bbq.htm#more-5332)  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2010, 03:27:32 PM
Polish woman has twins with different fathers.................... rubschin:


http://www.kaj18.com/news/polish-woman-has-twins-with-different-fathers/

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 30, 2010, 04:36:43 PM
Ooo err  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on December 31, 2010, 03:47:52 PM
Mad

http://www.nwemail.co.uk/home/easter-eggs-already-on-the-supermarket-shelves-1.795511?referrerPath=afc
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Cadbury’s crθme eggs... Drool:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 31, 2010, 05:28:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 31, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Cadbury’s crθme eggs... Drool:
sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on December 31, 2010, 07:18:48 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 31, 2010, 05:28:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 31, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Cadbury’s crθme eggs... Drool:
sick2: sick2:


I dip mine in marmite...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2010, 08:08:53 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 31, 2010, 05:28:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 31, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Cadbury’s crθme eggs... Drool:
sick2: sick2:


You're weird...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 31, 2010, 08:20:38 PM
Quote from: Pirate on December 31, 2010, 07:18:48 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 31, 2010, 05:28:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 31, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Cadbury’s crθme eggs... Drool:
sick2: sick2:


I dip mine in marmite...

Each to their own I suppose, creme eggs  cloud9: , marmite  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 03, 2011, 10:57:44 PM
A study of 2,000 twins reveals there is no g-spot (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8443465.stm)

Who landed that contract then?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2011, 06:04:45 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 03, 2011, 10:57:44 PM
A study of 2,000 twins reveals there is no g-spot (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8443465.stm)

Who landed that contract then?

Not me...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 04, 2011, 07:15:11 AM
 Ford prison riot proves inmates ready for a quick return to collapsing British society  (http://newsthump.com/2011/01/03/ford-prison-riot-proves-inmates-ready-for-a-quick-return-to-collapsing-british-society/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2011, 07:40:09 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 04, 2011, 07:15:11 AM
Ford prison riot proves inmates ready for a quick return to collapsing British society  (http://newsthump.com/2011/01/03/ford-prison-riot-proves-inmates-ready-for-a-quick-return-to-collapsing-british-society/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 05, 2011, 09:22:56 PM
Rags to riches (http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/40916364/ns/today-today_people/) Never judge a book by its cover, what a great voice
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2011, 10:27:31 PM
We have ways of making you sqaulk  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12120259
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2011, 10:25:48 PM
Remember that joke about putting the c*nt in Scunthorpe...

Scunthorpe-United-apologise-unfortunate-error-missing-S-leads-X-rated-calendar

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2011, 06:57:32 PM
A snip at £790, the Makerbot Thing-o-matic. Anyone want to take bets on how long it will be before someone has it making a different kind of rabbit  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F01%2F10%2Farticle-0-0CB4F312000005DC-175_468x523.jpg&hash=645e45d013752aaa675be8bc750817d48ab76658)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1345789/MakerBot-Thing-O-Matic-The-portable-factory-box-create-3D-object-plastic.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2011, 11:46:44 AM
Come out with your paws up!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bradford-west-yorkshire-12169711 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bradford-west-yorkshire-12169711)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2011, 07:09:36 PM
No, he's a w***** AND the vice chairman of Sunderland FC.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1346729/Fury-politician-brands-David-Miliband-w---vice-chairman-Sunderland-AFC.html

Given the amount of cr*p that was spouted by Labour it seems appropriate that he now works at the Stadium of Sh*te  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2011, 12:25:46 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20110113/tod-oukoe-uk-belarus-fox-cb1d00a.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20110113/tod-oukoe-uk-belarus-fox-cb1d00a.html)
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2011, 12:32:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 14, 2011, 12:25:46 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20110113/tod-oukoe-uk-belarus-fox-cb1d00a.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20110113/tod-oukoe-uk-belarus-fox-cb1d00a.html)
 eeek:


"The animal fiercely resisted and in the struggle accidentally pulled the trigger with its paw"

Accidentally eh?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on January 15, 2011, 06:37:35 PM
Quote
Now is the winter of our discount pants - RSC sells stage costumes
Headline on the front page  ::)

Ok, which VP'ers would / should go for what costumes?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-12198859

I imagine DS will have Lear 'cause of the daughters tho' he might have to fight Snoopy for it. LL for Lady Macbeth? That would mean BM's Macbeth?  rubschin:

I usually feel like Sir Toby Belch after Sunday Lunch  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on January 15, 2011, 06:47:49 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 15, 2011, 06:37:35 PM
Quote
Now is the winter of our discount pants - RSC sells stage costumes
Headline on the front page  ::)

Ok, which VP'ers would / should go for what costumes?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-12198859

I imagine DS will have Lear 'cause of the daughters tho' he might have to fight Snoopy for it. LL for Lady Macbeth? That would mean BM's Macbeth?  rubschin:

I usually feel like Sir Toby Belch after Sunday Lunch  redface:


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...He's mentioned the Scottish play...we're doomed... scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2011, 08:06:13 PM
 sad24: it was all going so well like...  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2011, 12:16:22 AM
Quote from: Pirate on January 15, 2011, 06:47:49 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...He's mentioned the Scottish play...we're doomed... scared2: scared2:

After everything you've read on here from Nick and BM you are only just figuring out now that we are doomed?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2011, 09:34:58 PM
When I first heard of this I was half expecting the place to be called Bates Motel.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347839/Three-female-convicted-murderers-given-jobs-Travelodge-York.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2011, 10:19:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2011, 09:34:58 PM
When I first heard of this I was half expecting the place to be called Bates Motel.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347839/Three-female-convicted-murderers-given-jobs-Travelodge-York.html



Quote
Julie Richardson, 42, also a cleaner at the hotel, scalded her own father with a red-hot iron before battering him to death with two accomplices.

Either she is a scarily strong woman or they were very small accomplices.  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on January 18, 2011, 09:00:58 PM
 noooo: He'll have to change his name now...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12209157
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2011, 09:04:41 PM
Quote from: Pirate on January 18, 2011, 09:00:58 PM
noooo: He'll have to change his name now...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12209157


 drumroll: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2011, 12:54:12 PM
Quote from: Pirate on January 18, 2011, 09:00:58 PM
noooo: He'll have to change his name now...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12209157

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 19, 2011, 08:53:03 PM
Tired gay succumbs to Dix (http://subsstandards.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/reuters-doesnt-look-a-gay-dix-gifthorse-in-the-mouth/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2011, 08:56:43 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 19, 2011, 08:53:03 PM
Tired gay succumbs to Dix (http://subsstandards.wordpress./2010/07/13/reuters-doesnt-look-a-gay-dix-gifthorse-in-the-mouth/)

Link failed to work  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 19, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Strange, try it now
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2011, 10:21:26 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 19, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Strange, try it now

Works OK here

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2011, 06:16:42 AM
And here now ....... following edit  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2011, 06:22:39 AM
Quote
Thank goodness, Dix didn’t come from behind and there wasn’t a final Gay spurt is all I’m saying.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2011, 07:46:17 PM
Gang members snort ashes they mistook for drugs (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110120/tod-gang-snorts-ashes-they-mistook-for-d-045b8e8.html)

Quote
Five teenage burglars snorted human and animal ashes after mistaking them for Class A drugs, it has been revealed.

After a burglary, which took place at a woman's home in Silver Spring Shores, Florida, thieves made off with electronics, jewelry and two urns - one filled with the cremated remains of the victim's father and two for her Great Danes.

Police discovered what happened to the stolen ashes after the suspects were arrested last week in connection with another attempted burglary.

In a statement, deputies from Marion County Sheriff's Office said: "The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine."

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 22, 2011, 11:17:17 AM
I have just been told by one of my neighbours (George) that in Yorkshire it is usual to 'come round the back a lot'   eeek:  shutup: shutup:

I very nearly managed to keep a straight face before escaping. lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2011, 11:18:45 AM
Keep him away from me  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 22, 2011, 11:33:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2011, 11:18:45 AM
Keep him away from me  scared2:

What is even worse is that he was quite right.  Someone HAS just come round the back.

I put some 'stuff' on our local FreeCycle site and someone was due to collect an item after 10.30 this morning. I stated to my neighbour that I didn't want to go out into the garden as I might miss them, hence his comment.

I was in the kitchen making coffee when there was a knock on the back door sure enough matey had come round the back to collect his microwave. noooo:

It's not like this dann sarff. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2011, 11:36:58 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 22, 2011, 11:17:17 AM
I have just been told by one of my neighbours (George) that in Yorkshire it is usual to 'come round the back a lot'   eeek:  shutup: shutup:

I very nearly managed to keep a straight face before escaping. lol:


Oh yes indeedy .... keep the back door locked or the buggers tap on it as they walk in.

Only the Police, the Vicar or a Vacuum Cleaner Salesman uses the front door.


As for keeping a straight face ~ I can see why you struggled but you needn't have bothered .... he wouldn't have understood anyway.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2011, 11:45:34 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 22, 2011, 11:33:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2011, 11:18:45 AM
Keep him away from me  scared2:

What is even worse is that he was quite right.  Someone HAS just come round the back.

I put some 'stuff' on our local FreeCycle site and someone was due to collect an item after 10.30 this morning. I stated to my neighbour that I didn't want to go out into the garden as I might miss them, hence his comment.

I was in the kitchen making coffee when there was a knock on the back door sure enough matey had come round the back to collect his microwave. noooo:

It's not like this dann sarff. noooo:


Honestly I used to refer to my first marriage as a "Mixed Marriage". It often felt like I was involved with another culture altogether. It wasn't just the language she used that was alien to me but so was every social concept I had been raised to obey.
My ex could never understand why I would never simply walk into my Parent's house. Rather I would knock and wait.
SWUTHTBO was baffled by this. "Mak's thee a stranger in thee ow-en ho-em".
 noooo: "No dear, it is simply that it is no longer my home, it is their home and we are visiting them so it is polite to knock and wait to be invited in".
The times we had rows about that and similar "differences" in attitude.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2011, 12:15:49 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2011, 04:12:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2011, 11:18:45 AM
Keep him away from me  scared2:

Still sore from going to Brighton in your suit?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2011, 05:29:51 PM
Moleskin can repel all boarders.

Last time I bought a moleskin suit Mrs Nick berated me for cruelty to rodents  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on January 22, 2011, 05:59:58 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2011, 09:47:51 PM
One for Miss D  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1349024/Around-world--white-chocolate-These-tourist-sites-looked-tasty.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 24, 2011, 09:24:01 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8277781/BBC-apologises-to-Japan-for-atomic-bomb-joke.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8277781/BBC-apologises-to-Japan-for-atomic-bomb-joke.html)

I noted with interest the outraged comment from their regular Welsh pundit Beejj:

Quote from: Beejj
This beggars belief. The Japanese have yet to admit to, let alone apologise for, their bestiality in Nanking in '37, . . . .

Well said that man, although I had no idea that Nanking had any sheep at all back then.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2011, 09:42:58 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 24, 2011, 09:24:01 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8277781/BBC-apologises-to-Japan-for-atomic-bomb-joke.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8277781/BBC-apologises-to-Japan-for-atomic-bomb-joke.html)

I noted with interest the outraged comment from their regular Welsh pundit Beejj:

Quote from: Beejj
This beggars belief. The Japanese have yet to admit to, let alone apologise for, their bestiality in Nanking in '37, . . . .

Well said that man, although I had no idea that Nanking had any sheep at all back then.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2011, 09:40:07 AM
From the Daily Mail:
Quote
Taxpayer has lost £1.5billion in criminals' unpaid fines
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350293/Taxpayer-lost-1-5billion-criminals-unpaid-fines.html#ixzz1C2REP6t7



No we haven't. You cannot claim to have "lost" something you never had.  noooo:


Pedant Moi?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2011, 10:53:00 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2011, 09:40:07 AM
From the Daily Mail:
Quote
Taxpayer has lost £1.5billion in criminals' unpaid fines
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350293/Taxpayer-lost-1-5billion-criminals-unpaid-fines.html#ixzz1C2REP6t7



No we haven't. You cannot claim to have "lost" something you never had.  noooo:


Pedant Moi?

Quite so.

Unless of course they did collect it, then left it on a bus.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on January 25, 2011, 09:38:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2011, 09:40:07 AM
From the Daily Mail:
Quote
Taxpayer has lost £1.5billion in criminals' unpaid fines
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350293/Taxpayer-lost-1-5billion-criminals-unpaid-fines.html#ixzz1C2REP6t7



No we haven't. You cannot claim to have "lost" something you never had.  noooo:


Pedant Moi?

Unless you're making an insurance claim... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2011, 11:33:35 PM
I think these should be issued to MP's as a compulsory lie detector. When you can see the light the bullshit is flowing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1350308/LED-teeth-Now-really-CAN-light-room-smile.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2011, 06:20:50 AM
Quote from: Pirate on January 25, 2011, 09:38:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 25, 2011, 09:40:07 AM
From the Daily Mail:
Quote
Taxpayer has lost £1.5billion in criminals' unpaid fines
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350293/Taxpayer-lost-1-5billion-criminals-unpaid-fines.html#ixzz1C2REP6t7



No we haven't. You cannot claim to have "lost" something you never had.  noooo:


Pedant Moi?

Unless you're making an insurance claim... whistle:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2011, 06:52:38 PM
Wonder if these guys have anything nearby...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1350528/Translator-pays-50-week-live-13-5m-country-estate.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 26, 2011, 09:28:52 PM
I had a serious look into this prior to moving in with the wrinklies. With hindsight I wish we had taken thinks a little further.  There was not anything in this general direction at the time.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2011, 03:15:21 PM
Scared of the dark? Police chief bans officers from going into playground at night 'because it's too dangerous' (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351089/Scared-dark-Police-chief-bans-officers-going-playground-night-dangerous.html)

Quote from: Daily Wail
In the line of duty, police officers routinely risk life and limb in all sorts of dangerous situations to protect and serve.

So patrolling an area plagued by teenage yobs should be child’s play by comparison.

But constables and PCSOs have been banned from keeping the peace at an adventure playground at night because it is considered dark and dangerous.

A senior officer told stunned councillors there would be no patrols after 8pm at newly-built Waterlees Park in Wisbech, Cambridgeshire, for health and safety reasons.

Yer avin a fecking larf ainchya?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 29, 2011, 08:54:33 AM
 Woman threatens copper with dildo  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/26/sex-toy-attack-was-selfde_n_814306.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 08:56:09 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 29, 2011, 09:05:19 AM
 Neigh lad  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12309654)  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 09:15:51 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 29, 2011, 09:05:19 AM
Neigh lad  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12309654)  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 29, 2011, 10:00:36 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 29, 2011, 08:54:33 AM
Woman threatens copper with dildo  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/26/sex-toy-attack-was-selfde_n_814306.html)

Snigger
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 10:14:28 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 29, 2011, 10:00:36 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 29, 2011, 08:54:33 AM
Woman threatens copper with dildo  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/26/sex-toy-attack-was-selfde_n_814306.html)

Snigger


I see I wasn't the only one who wondered if she was going to hit him with it or shove it up his arse.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 10:42:25 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 10:14:28 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 29, 2011, 10:00:36 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 29, 2011, 08:54:33 AM
Woman threatens copper with dildo  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/26/sex-toy-attack-was-selfde_n_814306.html)

Snigger


I see I wasn't the only one who wondered if she was going to hit him with it or shove it up his arse.

Depends how much he was prepared to pay I suppose...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 11:47:16 AM
'World's unluckiest man' struck by lightning inside home (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110128/tod-world-s-unluckiest-man-struck-by-lig-045b8e8.html)

A cousin Nick...?  lol:

Quote
John Wade Agan, who has a reason to call himself the 'unluckiest guy in the world', said the last thing he remembers was using a corded phone as he leant over a metal sink.

In the last four years, the taxi driver has also reported being robbed at gunpoint in his cab, stabbed in the chest with a butcher's knife and bitten by two venomous snakes at the same time.

happy001

Oh yes... Very Nickesque!  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2011, 06:00:10 PM
It is his twin brovver.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2011, 06:24:00 PM
You read crime novels to prepare yourself for the role, not such a big deal if  you are an actor preparing for a part but this is Dick''Ed Balls talking about his preparations for becoming Shadow Home Secretary.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351825/Ed-Balls-novel-approach-political-research-frontbench-role.html

God knows how he is going to prepare for becoming shadow chancellor.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2011, 09:02:59 PM
Answer =

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2011, 10:10:36 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 30, 2011, 09:02:59 PM
Answer =

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Sell perfume?


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2011, 10:45:25 PM
 Jacqui Smith to make porn show  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351519/Former-Home-Secretary-Jacqui-Smith-cash-blue-movies-expenses-row-presenting-documentary-porn.html)   eeek:





Well, while BM and Nick are dunking their heads in buckets of bleach to get rid of the images they now have it seems that the BBC have paid her to make a documentary on the subject.  Wonder if she'll ask her husband to help with the research  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 06:14:38 AM
Still at the trough then....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2011, 09:27:40 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2011, 10:10:36 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 30, 2011, 09:02:59 PM
Answer =

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Sell perfume?


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Tipsy's eldest?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 09:33:12 AM
 eeek:
 
Oh Nick!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2011, 09:38:17 AM
Wot?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 09:53:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2011, 09:38:17 AM
Wot?

You know what she's like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 31, 2011, 10:00:28 PM
That'll be fucking ape shit..... again.... like.   ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2011, 06:22:37 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 31, 2011, 10:00:28 PM
That'll be fucking ape shit..... again.... like.   ::)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 01, 2011, 09:38:29 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2011, 10:29:15 PM
Jeremy does it again  lol:

 "Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12338053
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2011, 06:19:43 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2011, 07:33:04 PM
The elusive Tree Octopus, brilliant  happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1352929/Endangered-tree-octopus-proves-students-believe-read-Internet.html

Wonder if that website is still up  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
The website does werk. I have posted an appeal for help in the Greeny section of Yahoo Answers  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2011, 10:35:18 PM
Hmm if things have calmed down at work I predict a wind up tomorrow...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on February 03, 2011, 05:44:52 PM
Concert hall bans Tunnocks Snowballs due to risk !


www.dailyrecord.co.uk/.../concert-hall-ban-tunnock-s-snowballs-due-to- possible-risk-86908-22747272/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2011, 05:49:13 PM
Mong fucks up headline link (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.msg260838#new)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2011, 05:56:04 PM
I am surrounded by idiots  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2011, 06:22:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2011, 05:56:04 PM
I am surrounded by idiots  noooo:

You will keep looking in that mirror won't you?  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2011, 09:59:39 PM
BM is just a big baby  ::)

That's what LL always says when I speak to her  noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2011, 10:21:03 PM
Didn't David Icke g on about us being ruled by lizards?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1353293/Ed-Miliband-likened-reptile-body-language-experts-way-licks-lips.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2011, 12:37:04 AM
not sure if this belongs here or the commons or comedy room ................


STAR-struck cops were under fire yesterday after Jordan was given a police escort to help protect her privacy.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3391857/Fury-as-Jordan-gets-a-police-escort-Cops-reduce-speed-limit-on-M25-for-Katie-Price.html


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2011, 05:28:08 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 05, 2011, 12:37:04 AM
not sure if this belongs here or the commons or comedy room ................


STAR-struck cops were under fire yesterday after Jordan was given a police escort to help protect her privacy.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3391857/Fury-as-Jordan-gets-a-police-escort-Cops-reduce-speed-limit-on-M25-for-Katie-Price.html




Here is perfect!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2011, 09:55:27 AM
Fancy working on something with a little more kick than a mini BM?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1352943/eBay-sale-The-Harrier-jump-jet-69-999.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2011, 01:25:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2011, 09:55:27 AM
Fancy working on something with a little more kick than a mini BM?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1352943/eBay-sale-The-Harrier-jump-jet-69-999.html

Given that it doesn't have an engine my Mini has more kick....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2011, 01:26:29 PM
Ooo Harrier Vulcan decisions decisions. cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2011, 01:28:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 05, 2011, 01:26:29 PM
Ooo Harrier Vulcan decisions decisions. cloud9: cloud9:

Watched a VC10 land at Akrotiri as I was leaving the base today....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 06, 2011, 12:49:23 PM
Talking of wind... (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2011, 01:14:09 PM
Better not visit that country then BM.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 01:31:01 PM
I imagine Tipsy uses jet power when she is on her bike, like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 06, 2011, 01:34:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2011, 01:28:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 05, 2011, 01:26:29 PM
Ooo Harrier Vulcan decisions decisions. cloud9: cloud9:

Watched a VC10 land at Akrotiri as I was leaving the base today....  cloud9:

Flew out to Singapore and Akrotiri on VC10s in the sixties.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Miracle you survived!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2011, 01:54:17 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 06, 2011, 01:34:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2011, 01:28:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 05, 2011, 01:26:29 PM
Ooo Harrier Vulcan decisions decisions. cloud9: cloud9:

Watched a VC10 land at Akrotiri as I was leaving the base today....  cloud9:

Flew out to Singapore and Akrotiri on VC10s in the sixties.

Was it BOAC? They are prolly still using the same aircraft....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 02:22:11 PM
I flew Dan Air a lot in the 1980s. I once went on a Comet!!  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 06, 2011, 02:23:17 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 06, 2011, 01:34:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2011, 01:28:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 05, 2011, 01:26:29 PM
Ooo Harrier Vulcan decisions decisions. cloud9: cloud9:

Watched a VC10 land at Akrotiri as I was leaving the base today....  cloud9:

Flew out to Singapore and Akrotiri on VC10s in the sixties.

I expect BM has seen the plaque.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scottishgolfhistory.net%2Fimages%2FStAndrewsHole2OldCourse1A.jpg&hash=a04eeedd08ca7a654b788866b72358d773f18032)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2011, 02:44:28 PM
For what it is worth the first two VC10's the RAF purchased were delivered to RAF Lyneham in 1965 ~ I was on duty that weekend and had to sign for them.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbritisharmedforces.org%2Fscli_%2520pages%2Fgraphix%2Faden%2Faden%2Faden%2Faden_raf_vc10.jpg&hash=2f2c37d9288fd31dc480c1ca7f27c1dfaa3fc177)

As for the Comet ~ a wonderful aircraft. I worked on them from 1965 to 1968.
Flew in them many times
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcT8zEbE0USakWkepvtGDN4I4q9MZQozFuLl22QapKMLxmxRf081Gw%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=34879dcb13457f243aa9015950c601bbbbf131b8)

Also worked on Bristol Britannias
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmw2.google.com%2Fmw-panoramio%2Fphotos%2Fmedium%2F15426951.jpg&hash=87bb716cc8dc7f010c1ca7b6987868d7bb2d5f48)

And was still there when the RAF took delivery of the first of their Hercules C30s
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 02:57:47 PM
I thought Comets were prone to, um, explode, like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2011, 03:35:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 06, 2011, 02:44:28 PM
For what it is worth the first two VC10's the RAF purchased were delivered to RAF Lyneham in 1965 ~ I was on duty that weekend and had to sign for them.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbritisharmedforces.org%2Fscli_%2520pages%2Fgraphix%2Faden%2Faden%2Faden%2Faden_raf_vc10.jpg&hash=2f2c37d9288fd31dc480c1ca7f27c1dfaa3fc177)


Amazing to think they still rely on them! worthy:

Although no wonder the 'air bridge' breaks down so frequently....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on February 06, 2011, 03:36:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 06, 2011, 02:57:47 PM
I thought Comets were prone to, um, explode, like

Implode

That was the early ones, metal fatigue around the windows IRC.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2011, 03:44:05 PM
Quote from: tel on February 06, 2011, 03:36:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 06, 2011, 02:57:47 PM
I thought Comets were prone to, um, explode, like

Implode

That was the early ones, metal fatigue around the windows IRC.

Correct. Big square windows...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2011, 05:19:15 PM
We never lost any  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 05:35:58 PM
You found them in the sea?  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 06, 2011, 05:36:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 06, 2011, 05:19:15 PM
We never lost any  angel1

I should think not they are a bit bloody big to lose. ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2011, 05:39:25 PM
Most of them re-manufactured as Nimrods... now scrapped....  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2011, 05:39:49 PM
Indeed Miss C.

Ditto BM


No Nick ~ the only thing we ever found in the sea was the bloody Royal Navy who frequently got lost at sea.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 05:42:14 PM
Fiona in London is making me werk till "bedtime"  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 08, 2011, 12:27:40 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8308883/Born-miserable-some-people-genetically-programmed-to-be-negative.html?sms_ss=facebook&at_xt=4d513356fc45d157,0



Oh dear... There is will be a new Garnier advert out soon...

Use this amazing anti-feel the lurve serum full of natures best Neuropeptide Y gathered from nature, and combined with the best sheep sebum (lanolin) smear it on your face and like 8 out of 10 other people you are guaranteed to feel the difference in seconds. Go on.. because you're a gullible twat/ worth it.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2011, 01:23:55 PM
A man attending an illegal cockfight in California died after being stabbed in the leg by one of the birds

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12393125


 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Darwin strikes again!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2011, 02:56:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 08, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Darwin strikes again!

I dont have a cock which could do that.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2011, 06:11:45 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2011, 02:56:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 08, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Darwin strikes again!

I dont have a cock which could do that.  noooo:

The sharp bits were attached to it...... some sort of a strap-on like.  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2011, 06:13:03 PM
Mr Thread? May I introduce you to Mr Gutter? He is over there with MIss D  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2011, 06:17:12 PM
Yep - just call me Deep Drain  8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on February 08, 2011, 06:20:29 PM
Evenin' MissDD  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2011, 06:25:57 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2011, 06:47:18 PM
Has she had surgery?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2011, 06:56:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2011, 06:47:18 PM
Has she had surgery?  eeek:

Buffoon!  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2011, 06:47:18 PM
Has she had surgery?  eeek:

A lobotomy ..to allow me to post on here  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2011, 07:14:40 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 08, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2011, 06:47:18 PM
Has she had surgery?  eeek:

A lobotomy ..to allow me to post on here  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

I think I need one too!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2011, 07:16:25 PM
Again?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2011, 07:20:14 PM
Indeed - for both of my personalities  8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2011, 07:21:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2011, 07:16:25 PM
Again?

Yes, it grew back...  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 08, 2011, 08:04:41 PM
Somebody has to say it.... I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me, than a full frontal lobotomy
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 08, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 08, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2011, 06:47:18 PM
Has she had surgery?  eeek:

A lobotomy ..to allow me to post on here  whistle:

oh I had a full frontal once it was the summer of 1983.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2011, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 08, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 08, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2011, 06:47:18 PM
Has she had surgery?  eeek:

A lobotomy ..to allow me to post on here  whistle:

oh I had a full frontal once it was the summer of 1983.  whistle:

Yes, I still have the negatives.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2011, 05:08:07 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2011, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 08, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 08, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2011, 06:47:18 PM
Has she had surgery?  eeek:

A lobotomy ..to allow me to post on here  whistle:

oh I had a full frontal once it was the summer of 1983.  whistle:

Yes, I still have the negatives.

Nightmares and flashbacks...? happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 09, 2011, 07:12:02 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2011, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 08, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 08, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2011, 06:47:18 PM
Has she had surgery?  eeek:

A lobotomy ..to allow me to post on here  whistle:

oh I had a full frontal once it was the summer of 1983.  whistle:

Yes, I still have the negatives.

well thats a positive .........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 11:58:16 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/01/30/immigration-officer-sacked-for-putting-wife-he-didn-t-like-on-terror-watch-list-115875-22884828/ (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/01/30/immigration-officer-sacked-for-putting-wife-he-didn-t-like-on-terror-watch-list-115875-22884828/)
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2011, 12:10:32 PM
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/british-tourist-dies-after-buttocks-implant-surgery-in-philadelphia/story-e6frf7jx-1226003288075
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2011, 12:12:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2011, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 08, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 08, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2011, 06:47:18 PM
Has she had surgery?  eeek:

A lobotomy ..to allow me to post on here  whistle:

oh I had a full frontal once it was the summer of 1983.  whistle:

Yes, I still have the negatives.

The question is which one of us should be blackmailing the other? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 12:13:10 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 09, 2011, 12:10:32 PM
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/british-tourist-dies-after-buttocks-implant-surgery-in-philadelphia/story-e6frf7jx-1226003288075

I know some wimmin who would be better off as donors  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2011, 12:15:17 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 09, 2011, 12:10:32 PM
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/british-tourist-dies-after-buttocks-implant-surgery-in-philadelphia/story-e6frf7jx-1226003288075

That has just been shared elsewhere.  lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 09, 2011, 05:49:42 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 09, 2011, 12:12:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2011, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 08, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 08, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2011, 06:47:18 PM
Has she had surgery?  eeek:

A lobotomy ..to allow me to post on here  whistle:

oh I had a full frontal once it was the summer of 1983.  whistle:

Yes, I still have the negatives.

The question is which one of us should be blackmailing the other? rubschin:

Tricky question. Let's see what develops.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2011, 05:38:37 PM
A pet for Wenchy?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1355548/Homeless-cat-new-family-looks-like-Harry-Potter-villain.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2011, 11:43:50 PM
 Mean boss warms workers by hypnosis  (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3315242/Mean-boss-has-staff-hypnotised-into-thinking-theyre-warm.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 11, 2011, 11:47:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 11, 2011, 11:43:50 PM
Mean boss warms workers by hypnosis  (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3315242/Mean-boss-has-staff-hypnotised-into-thinking-theyre-warm.html)

I dont need hypnosis!  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2011, 05:57:23 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 11, 2011, 11:47:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 11, 2011, 11:43:50 PM
Mean boss warms workers by hypnosis  (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3315242/Mean-boss-has-staff-hypnotised-into-thinking-theyre-warm.html)

I dont need hypnosis!  redface:

Hot stuff eh?  eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 12, 2011, 06:34:44 AM
Well, that's the first earworm of the day, cheers

Who else is thinking of the queue in the DHSS then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on February 13, 2011, 01:23:13 PM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/8848805.Register_office_ceremonies_to_be_online/?ref=mr
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2011, 01:37:59 PM
 rubschin: Now if only I knew anyone in Wandsworth who was getting married my life would be complete  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 12:29:34 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12446232 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12446232)

An inspiration for the VP laydees (except Tipsy)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2011, 02:28:15 PM
I don't know what you mean.  I too wield a soup ladle to good effect.. There are not many tigers in South Yorkshire which rather proves my point! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 02:30:44 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2011, 02:34:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 14, 2011, 12:29:34 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12446232 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12446232)

An inspiration for the VP laydees (except Tipsy)

Quote
Wildlife rangers plan to track the tiger and "send it further into dense, unpopulated jungle" in the the northern state of Perak.

The director of the Department of Wildlife and National Parks in the state, Shabrina Mohd Shariff, estimated that there were about 200 199 tigers in the jungles of Perak.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2011, 03:31:31 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on February 14, 2011, 07:08:23 PM
Zero insertion fees this weekend

from eBay   eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 07:11:31 PM
 eeek:

Someone will get lucky. NOt BM  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2011, 09:27:46 PM
Brilliant  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/royalwedding/article-1357935/Royal-wedding-sick-bags-Are-Kate-Middleton-Prince-William-making-queasy.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2011, 09:13:50 AM
Mexican woman on hunger strike for British wedding (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20110218/tod-mexican-woman-on-hunger-strike-for-b-6058bda.html)

Quote from: Yahoo
A 19-year-old Mexican woman was in the ninth day of a hunger strike in front of the British embassy, demanding an invitation to the wedding of Britain's Prince William and Kate Middleton, she told AFP.

"I have been a fan of Lady Di since I was a little girl," said Estibalis Chavez, who set up a tent outside the British embassy in Mexico City. "My mother was also a fan... I promised myself I would go to the next royal wedding."

The young woman said she has been asking for an invitation to the April 29 ceremony at Westminster Abbey but that the embassy has told her it was impossible.

"I intend to fight until the very end... there is no turning back," she said on Thursday, adding that the invitation could make up for a characterization on the BBC Top Gear program of Mexicans as "lazy," "feckless" and "flatulent."

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2011, 09:12:13 PM
Just planning a couple of weeks ahead, would this guy count for celebrity death bingo now he's made national news?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1359093/Birmingham-superhero-Britains-Kick-Ass-banker-The-Statesman-fights-crime.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2011, 04:51:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2011, 09:12:13 PM
Just planning a couple of weeks ahead, would this guy count for celebrity death bingo now he's made national news?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1359093/Birmingham-superhero-Britains-Kick-Ass-banker-The-Statesman-fights-crime.html

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 22, 2011, 08:24:42 AM
What a deluded twat .... he can't even buy a suit that fits him  noooo:

Banker? ....... More like w@nker.

How very Daily Mail.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 22, 2011, 10:01:41 PM
How many pigs Darwin?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2Fkb50l1es%2Fpigs.jpg&hash=9ff32db69f57dd2ec5add578093c19952ea3db64) (http://postimage.org/image/kb50l1es/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2011, 10:29:59 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 22, 2011, 10:01:41 PM
How many pigs Darwin?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2Fkb50l1es%2Fpigs.jpg&hash=9ff32db69f57dd2ec5add578093c19952ea3db64) (http://postimage.org/image/kb50l1es/)

happy001 happy001

Everything happens in trees, as Paddy would say.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 22, 2011, 10:34:35 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12547398

I wondered what the black smoke was as I came north up the M5 earlier.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2011, 10:35:28 PM
Jeremy does it again  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1359246/Jeremy-Clarkson-makes-whore-jibe-Katie-Price-Top-Gear.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2011, 10:41:59 PM
At last, grumpy sized coffee  cloud9:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347958/Starbucks-unveil-1-5-pint-Trenta-coffee-cup-bid-satisfy-US.html

Quote
But the Trenta will not be introduced in the UK where customers seem content with the current range on offer, the company said.

YOU BASTARDS!!!!!  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 23, 2011, 06:13:37 PM
Without doubt, Starbucks coffee has to be the worst coffee I've tasted in my life  sick2:  sick2: , and for the record, I've even sampled Tesco's value coffee  sick2:

One man's meat is another man's poison I suppose
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2011, 06:33:21 PM
Who is it that likes that cat shit coffee...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2011, 06:35:44 PM
TMR I fink. You could make it, like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2011, 06:36:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2011, 06:35:44 PM
TMR I fink

Was it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2011, 06:45:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2011, 06:33:21 PM
Who is it that likes that cat shit coffee...?  rubschin:

GM - he is weird tho  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2011, 06:46:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 23, 2011, 06:45:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2011, 06:33:21 PM
Who is it that likes that cat shit coffee...?  rubschin:

GM - he is weird tho  whistle:

I thought it was GM....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 23, 2011, 07:10:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2011, 06:33:21 PM
Who is it that likes that cat shit coffee...?  rubschin:

I think that's what they serve in Starbucks like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2011, 07:11:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 23, 2011, 07:10:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2011, 06:33:21 PM
Who is it that likes that cat shit coffee...?  rubschin:

I think that's what they serve in Starbucks like

No, that is just cat shit...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2011, 08:01:48 PM
To be honest it was more the size of the cup appealing to my sense of humour than anything else. Given my normal caffiene intake at the office I had a feeling that if I walked in with one of those cups colleagues would start running for the hills.  lol:

As for the civet coffee, don't knock it until you've tried it  8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on February 23, 2011, 11:07:43 PM
Does Tipsy's eldest drink Camp coffee?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2011, 11:09:44 PM
 doh:

I presume you prefer whorelicks  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on February 23, 2011, 11:12:17 PM
Whorelicks...oh yes..

Horlicks... sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on February 24, 2011, 06:27:40 PM
Monkeys urinate on themselves to attract a mate

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/8345552/Monkeys-urinate-on-themselves-to-attract-a-mate.html

I nearly pissed meself laughing at this  ;D . Oh, errr  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2011, 06:29:20 PM
BM does that. It doesn't werk  noooo:

Someone ought to tell him, like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2011, 06:48:06 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2011, 06:53:10 PM
Well it's not clever and not funny, and it doesn't werk  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2011, 06:53:44 PM
 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2011, 07:57:19 PM
Well it seemed to work for Wayne Rooney, although that could have been down to his looks and his wallet like  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2011, 08:38:01 AM
Quote from: Pastis on February 24, 2011, 06:27:40 PM
Monkeys urinate on themselves to attract a mate

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/8345552/Monkeys-urinate-on-themselves-to-attract-a-mate.html

I nearly pissed meself laughing at this  ;D . Oh, errr  redface:

It sometimes works

Oh Mr P please can I have your babies sir? redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2011, 08:54:03 AM
 eeek:

Now that is a newsflash  Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2011, 09:42:00 AM
He hasn't answered. sad24:  I am rebuffed and inconsolable.  sad24: I may have to go into mourning for all those lives that were never to be.  sad24:.... sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on February 25, 2011, 09:51:33 AM
 happy100  Awwww

Yes of course you can MissC. How many did you have in mind?  I have an account with FedEx  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2011, 12:24:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 25, 2011, 09:42:00 AM
He hasn't answered. sad24:  I am rebuffed and inconsolable.  sad24: I may have to go into mourning for all those lives that were never to be.  sad24:.... sick2:

I will PM you the address of the AI man.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2011, 01:44:00 PM
Quote from: Pastis on February 25, 2011, 09:51:33 AM
happy100  Awwww

Yes of course you can MissC. How many did you have in mind?  I have an account with FedEx  ;)

Righty oh jolly good.  Dreadful and protracted decline now averted thought I was going to have to go to code black for a while there.

If you could send me a package of your finest via Fedex we should have a stable of un-stable mini P's by November.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2011, 02:58:28 PM
I have a turkey baster...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2011, 03:05:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 25, 2011, 02:58:28 PM
I have a turkey baster...  whistle:

You called?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2011, 03:21:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2011, 03:05:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 25, 2011, 02:58:28 PM
I have a turkey baster...  whistle:

You called?

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2011, 08:39:21 PM
When it seems that Tony Blair is your only hope its time to just admit you are fucked.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360472/Libya-Gaddafis-son-asks-Tony-Blairs-help-crush-enemies.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360472/Libya-Gaddafis-son-asks-Tony-Blairs-help-crush-enemies.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2011, 09:52:55 PM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2011, 08:39:21 PM
When it seems that Tony Blair is your only hope its time to just admit you are fucked.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360472/Libya-Gaddafis-son-asks-Tony-Blairs-help-crush-enemies.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360472/Libya-Gaddafis-son-asks-Tony-Blairs-help-crush-enemies.html)

Well that should box Blair in nicely .... how's the bastard going to wriggle out of this one I wonder  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on March 01, 2011, 10:58:07 PM
Jim the Tom, gang banged by Nottingham queer bashers...Owner gutted...reward offered for any information regarding the perpetrators

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F2qmgdox.jpg&hash=af071154823b6cf01d3489a97b77553e4f150ac3)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F9h8l03.jpg&hash=757454c462df813b9f91ec108c4798678d4a9134)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi55.tinypic.com%2F14ecubm.jpg&hash=586625add89e873a1ed7c0e3d82c4620d4e27111)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2011, 11:04:18 PM
I called the Plod, but they were all busy eating doughnuts and eclairs  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on March 01, 2011, 11:14:37 PM
 happy001

No...if they knew there was pussy involved you would have had half the shift on your doorstep...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2011, 10:31:33 PM
Sorry BM I need to use the bucket  sick2:

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 05:59:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2011, 10:31:33 PM
Sorry BM I need to use the bucket  sick2:

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 03, 2011, 07:43:42 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2011, 11:04:18 PM
I called the Plod, but they were all busy eating doughnuts and eclairs  ::)

That reminds me, I followed a police car in to Tesco's carpark last week. I next encountered the two coppers standing in front of the Krispy Kreme doughnut display making their choices.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 07:48:53 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 03, 2011, 07:43:42 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2011, 11:04:18 PM
I called the Plod, but they were all busy eating doughnuts and eclairs  ::)

That reminds me, I followed a police car in to Tesco's carpark last week. I next encountered the two coppers standing in front of the Krispy Kreme doughnut display making their choices.  noooo:

I was about to turn into the car park of our local supermarket the other week and yielded to a police car haring down the road from the other direction. Police cars always have their blue lights on here so it is difficult to know when it is am emergency or not...

Anyhoo... the car swept into the car park, took two parking places (meaning I had to park elsewhere) and the two officers went inside - to buy cakes!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2011, 08:01:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2011, 07:48:53 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 03, 2011, 07:43:42 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2011, 11:04:18 PM
I called the Plod, but they were all busy eating doughnuts and eclairs  ::)

That reminds me, I followed a police car in to Tesco's carpark last week. I next encountered the two coppers standing in front of the Krispy Kreme doughnut display making their choices.  noooo:

I was about to turn into the car park of our local supermarket the other week and yielded to a police car haring down the road from the other direction. Police cars always have their blue lights on here so it is difficult to know when it is am emergency or not...

Anyhoo... the car swept into the car park, took two parking places (meaning I had to park elsewhere) and the two officers went inside - to buy cakes!  cussing:

It's what they call "Police Prioritisation"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 04, 2011, 07:37:21 AM
 Man drives 35 miles with wife on bonnet!  (http://www.thejournal.ie/man-charged-after-driving-35-miles-with-wife-on-car-bonnet-2011-03/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2011, 08:33:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2011, 05:59:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2011, 10:31:33 PM
Sorry BM I need to use the bucket  sick2:

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/

 noooo:

Grumpmeister was only going to put a little bit of slurry in your bucket. So what's your problem that's what buckets are for.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2011, 08:34:23 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 04, 2011, 07:37:21 AM
Man drives 35 miles with wife on bonnet!  (http://www.thejournal.ie/man-charged-after-driving-35-miles-with-wife-on-car-bonnet-2011-03/)

A new take on back seat driving perhaps  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2011, 08:44:40 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 04, 2011, 08:33:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2011, 05:59:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2011, 10:31:33 PM
Sorry BM I need to use the bucket  sick2:

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/

 noooo:

Grumpmeister was only going to put a little bit of slurry in your bucket. So what's your problem that's what buckets are for.

He's prolly a member (snigger) of the local Am Dram club and trying to get into his part....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss1CXo8QMi8
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2011, 11:35:26 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/11/24/al-qaeda-postpones-terror-campaign-until-end-of-strictly-and-x-factor/


Excellent planning. razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on March 04, 2011, 06:52:31 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:  ... or perhaps thank God

Quote
'Flatulent' dentist from Shrewsbury is struck off

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-12647702
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2011, 07:06:26 PM
He seems quite reasonable to me
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2011, 09:02:40 PM
So Jacqui want's call me Dave to stand up in parliament and say that he has used porn and it should be restricted because it is too nice?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1362703/Jacqui-Smith-Cameron-confess-using-porn.html

Perhaps someone should tell her projecting her marital problems on to Dave for some self promotion won't work because he isn't married to someone who looks like an unconvincing transvestite.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2011, 11:47:59 AM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/dead-teenager-remembered-for-great-hand-jobs,19356/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/dead-teenager-remembered-for-great-hand-jobs,19356/)
 razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on March 06, 2011, 01:03:57 PM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/8892045.Room_destroyed_by_blaze_as_man_tries_to_set_his_testicles_on_fire/?ref=m

Wonder if this is Miss D's bloke from Prague?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2011, 04:41:22 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1363388/What-like-despised-man-town-political-correctness-forgot-come-SIXTH-election.html

Barnsley a different planet right here on earth.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2011, 10:42:44 PM
Top marks for  this stereotypical headline  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/9414804.stm)  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2011, 11:40:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 06, 2011, 04:41:22 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1363388/What-like-despised-man-town-political-correctness-forgot-come-SIXTH-election.html

Barnsley a different planet right here on earth.

I once knew a dyslexic bloke from Barnsley, use to wear a cat flap  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2011, 11:44:34 PM
BM Burger  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1363735/Is-Britains-biggest-burger-13-000-calorie-giant-equivalent-26-quarter-pounders.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2011, 06:01:20 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 07, 2011, 10:42:44 PM
Top marks for  this stereotypical headline  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/9414804.stm)  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 10, 2011, 09:00:58 PM
 Referee banned for ...  (http://avoidingthedrop.com/2009/09/21/massimo-busacca-banned-for-fingering-young-boys-at-wankdorf/)   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2011, 05:37:49 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 10, 2011, 09:00:58 PM
Referee banned for ...  (http://avoidingthedrop.com/2009/09/21/massimo-busacca-banned-for-fingering-young-boys-at-wankdorf/)   eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2011, 10:51:24 PM
Prezza doing the shipping forecast?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12660426

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2011, 10:57:46 AM
Well it is a comedy programme.

On the subject of JP I see in today's Daily Express that he made a total arse of himself by trying to liken the Coalition Leadership (specifically Clegg) with Jedward ..... but managed to call Jedward "Deadwood" and then corrected himself and called them the "Dead Beats".

Freudian slips or just Prescottisms?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2011, 05:15:41 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20110314/tod-russian-bomb-squad-called-in-to-defu-29c21d8.html

Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2011, 05:32:38 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 16, 2011, 05:15:41 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20110314/tod-russian-bomb-squad-called-in-to-defu-29c21d8.html

Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-laughing014.gif&hash=190a9bb64d6f58f0d6fb05c4edd891b2396ee155) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2011, 06:13:05 PM
BM may cry..............

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1366798/Lamborghini-smashed-technical-problems.html#ixz
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2011, 07:46:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 16, 2011, 06:13:05 PM
BM may cry..............

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1366798/Lamborghini-smashed-technical-problems.html#ixz

That is bad and wrong on so many fronts...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2011, 06:10:11 AM
It is also a public display of wealth and power .... Velly important to the Chinese.(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-fc%2Fchin.gif&hash=357e14cdfba0453433b04eb5cbcb9b37a857eb6f)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2011, 06:16:29 AM
We could nip round to BMs and help him with his mini like.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2011, 07:10:48 AM
Quote from: Baldy on March 17, 2011, 06:16:29 AM
We could nip round to BMs and help him with his mini like.  whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2011, 03:36:29 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 17, 2011, 06:16:29 AM
We could nip round to BMs and help him with his mini like.  whistle:

Would we be able to tell the difference between the before and after pictures?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2011, 08:26:29 PM
Cow manure fetish man is jailed by Cornwall court

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-england-cornwall-12837769&hash=22c8f29a221efbd0caaaa3d7d8d8c313d991b840)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2011, 08:27:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2011, 10:31:33 PM
Sorry BM I need to use the bucket  sick2:

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/


Miss D...... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2011, 08:28:26 PM
I'm tired  redface:

You are getting as bad as the rest of them now  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2011, 06:30:44 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 23, 2011, 08:28:26 PM
I'm tired  redface:

You are getting as bad as the rest of them now  noooo:

 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2011, 11:17:34 AM
Technically not a headline ........taken from a forum .........

"hi i have had a hire car and been driving to and from farmagusa from kyrenia. the hire car company just rang me to tell me i have 24 speeding tickets. i have a uk license and have only been here a few weeks. the car company have told me i just need to pay the fine and they cant ban me as uk license.having read a few threads im not sure of the position. i didnt realise the speed limits etc over here and am looking for advice.i have no problems paying the fines but dont want to banned from driving ."


 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2011, 12:31:09 PM
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2011, 06:31:37 AM
Semi in Swansea looks eerily like Nazi dictator

This semi has caused a sensation on Twitter because a passer-by thought it looked like Hitler.


 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371091/Swansea-house-looks-like-Hitler-complete-naff-parting.html#ixzz1I3tJ313b (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371091/Swansea-house-looks-like-Hitler-complete-naff-parting.html#ixzz1I3tJ313b)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F03%2F29%2Farticle-1371091-0B62B82400000578-120_468x412.jpg&hash=85ffecfe9a07022314b98b416adb586fa5fae7a4)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F03%2F29%2Farticle-1371091-028808D3000005DC-320_230x280.jpg&hash=a03bd624c100760b0b1dab94e09769b080896ec6)

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 noooo: noooo: noooo:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2011, 06:33:05 AM
Leg Iron covers this rather well this morning.... (http://underdogsbiteupwards.blogspot.com/2011/03/house-face.html)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2011, 06:37:51 AM
This looks like me  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stonehengetours.com%2Fhtml%2Ftour-images%2Fthatched-cottage-cotswolds.jpg&hash=14cdb68e3b47297f79b823a875e47b13e7c7ae93)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2011, 06:38:53 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 30, 2011, 06:37:51 AM
This looks like me  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stonehengetours.com%2Fhtml%2Ftour-images%2Fthatched-cottage-cotswolds.jpg&hash=14cdb68e3b47297f79b823a875e47b13e7c7ae93)

That's a big well trimmed bush  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2011, 06:41:36 AM
Didn't think you'd see past my ornamental posts  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2011, 06:43:04 AM
I'd assumed they were either symbolics or trophies.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2011, 06:53:19 AM
Which VP'er does this house resemble ?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg2.photographersdirect.com%2Fimg%2F19309%2Fwm%2Fpd2282645.jpg&hash=3ad7bbcdb4fd19e0c440c42521a8408bd862452a)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2011, 06:57:15 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

That is sooooo cruel.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2011, 06:59:05 AM
 lol:

Was there any doubt in your mind though  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2011, 06:59:34 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 30, 2011, 07:44:32 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 30, 2011, 06:37:51 AM
This looks like me  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stonehengetours.com%2Fhtml%2Ftour-images%2Fthatched-cottage-cotswolds.jpg&hash=14cdb68e3b47297f79b823a875e47b13e7c7ae93)

I should change your dentist.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2011, 07:45:36 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 30, 2011, 07:44:32 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 30, 2011, 06:37:51 AM
This looks like me  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stonehengetours.com%2Fhtml%2Ftour-images%2Fthatched-cottage-cotswolds.jpg&hash=14cdb68e3b47297f79b823a875e47b13e7c7ae93)

I should change your dentist.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 30, 2011, 09:09:58 AM
New sub-species being genetically engineered within the BBC ...





(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1pay8l05g%2Fbettany_hughs.jpg&hash=03f4103cb5e4ea0ed12dfbcdd719d3a4c9cc6d1d) (http://postimage.org/image/1pay8l05g/)




(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1pb3771ms%2FBrian_Cox_1521430c.jpg&hash=f4aae4e6c304921c2ddf4eef9b9d72b8beb2055a) (http://postimage.org/image/1pb3771ms/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1pb6i9qmc%2Fdr_francesca_stavrakopoulou_presenter_of_the_bibles_buried_secrets.jpg&hash=b286b8b2327a8a40c4716ad90c813631adcfa697) (http://postimage.org/image/1pb6i9qmc/)

Once fully formed the new species, the aptly named, smugsmileyfaced coxopoulou will be, it is hoped, bipedal and will respond well to being given a good slap.

It is believed that all three are already closely related.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 07:03:55 AM
Morbidly obese man covered in maggots found fused to the chair he sat in for two straight years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371640/Morbidly-obese-man-FUSED-chair-moved-years-covered-maggots-filth.html#ixzz1I9reUTzw (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371640/Morbidly-obese-man-FUSED-chair-moved-years-covered-maggots-filth.html#ixzz1I9reUTzw)

An obese man had to be cut free from a chair he had been stuck in for two years.
Rescuers had to cut a hole in a wall of his house to lift the massive man through after they were unable to pry him from the chair.

The unnamed man, 43, was found by health officials sitting in his own faeces and urine and covered in maggots at the house in Bellaire, Ohio 
Paramedics were called to the home by the man's girlfriend after she found him unconscious. She admitted to medics she had been feeding him by hand since he got too big to get up.   

eeek: eeek: eeek:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2011, 07:12:16 AM
Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on March 31, 2011, 07:47:10 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 31, 2011, 07:03:55 AM
Morbidly obese man covered in maggots found fused to the chair he sat in for two straight years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371640/Morbidly-obese-man-FUSED-chair-moved-years-covered-maggots-filth.html#ixzz1I9reUTzw (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371640/Morbidly-obese-man-FUSED-chair-moved-years-covered-maggots-filth.html#ixzz1I9reUTzw)

An obese man had to be cut free from a chair he had been stuck in for two years.
Rescuers had to cut a hole in a wall of his house to lift the massive man through after they were unable to pry him from the chair.

The unnamed man, 43, was found by health officials sitting in his own faeces and urine and covered in maggots at the house in Bellaire, Ohio 
Paramedics were called to the home by the man's girlfriend after she found him unconscious. She admitted to medics she had been feeding him by hand since he got too big to get up.   

eeek: eeek: eeek:




Thanks for that

Just eating my breakfast...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2011, 07:52:24 AM
He had a girlfriend  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2011, 07:56:23 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2011, 07:52:24 AM
He had a girlfriend  eeek:

That was the bit I found weird!

Quote
Paramedics were called to the home by the man's girlfriend after she found him unconscious.

I bet she is a right looker...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 08:09:48 AM
I know ...feckin unbelievable  noooo:

Mind you the difference between girlfriend and murderer is a little unclear here  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 31, 2011, 10:07:18 AM
So vomitacious I had to post it on Faceache. redface:

Not sure if I should laugh or cry and Miss D is right IMHO GF as good as murdered him.  Motive? who knows. whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2011, 11:49:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 31, 2011, 10:07:18 AM
So vomitacious I had to post it on Faceache. redface:

Not sure if I should laugh or cry and Miss D is right IMHO GF as good as murdered him.  Motive? who knows. whacky115

 shrugs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thecaptainsmemos.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F05%2Fstar-wars-jabba-the-hutt_l.jpg&hash=bd82fcbec36338524021e69e3e85298af52c9331)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 01, 2011, 06:49:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 30, 2011, 06:31:37 AM
Semi in Swansea looks eerily like Nazi dictator

This semi has caused a sensation on Twitter because a passer-by thought it looked like Hitler.


 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371091/Swansea-house-looks-like-Hitler-complete-naff-parting.html#ixzz1I3tJ313b (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371091/Swansea-house-looks-like-Hitler-complete-naff-parting.html#ixzz1I3tJ313b)


 noooo: noooo: noooo:




 Here's another  (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3482587/Pet-goldfish-has-Hitler-moustache.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2011, 06:53:39 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 01, 2011, 06:49:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 30, 2011, 06:31:37 AM
Semi in Swansea looks eerily like Nazi dictator

This semi has caused a sensation on Twitter because a passer-by thought it looked like Hitler.


 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371091/Swansea-house-looks-like-Hitler-complete-naff-parting.html#ixzz1I3tJ313b (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371091/Swansea-house-looks-like-Hitler-complete-naff-parting.html#ixzz1I3tJ313b)


 noooo: noooo: noooo:




 Here's another  (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3482587/Pet-goldfish-has-Hitler-moustache.html)

That isn't a Semi in Swansea....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2011, 06:56:46 PM
 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjenee.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F01%2Fkitler.jpg&hash=262c32ee80534bdf31bdfba35f851ea743dbca83)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2011, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 01, 2011, 06:56:46 PM
rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjenee.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F01%2Fkitler.jpg&hash=262c32ee80534bdf31bdfba35f851ea743dbca83)

Jim?  rubschin:


Anyhoo Hells Rotarians  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1373295/The-grey-crime-wave-Offences-65s-rise-47.html


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 04, 2011, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 01, 2011, 06:56:46 PM
rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjenee.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F01%2Fkitler.jpg&hash=262c32ee80534bdf31bdfba35f851ea743dbca83)

 From the Cats that look like Hitler site?  (http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigbest.pl)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 07, 2011, 01:40:17 PM
Commemorative Royal Wedding Cauldron is now outselling both Union flags and the ‘Big Day B-B-Q’.





Retail giants B&Q have confirmed that their commemorative Royal Wedding Cauldron is now outselling both Union flags and the ‘Big Day B-B-Q’.

A B&Q survey discovered that most people would much rather place their vitals in a cauldron of boiling water than watch the tedium of a pair of privileged chancers and their fawning entourage, prostituting their horse-drawn wealth through the streets of London while the rest of the country wake up each morning wondering if they still have a job to go to.

The large cast iron pot is to be filled with lightly salted water, then suspended over a fiercely burning fire, and was adapted from a similar vessel believed to be used to by the Ashanti tribe of Central Africa to relieve their complete and utter boredom during the 2010 World Cup. Users can either boil their head or genitals, depending on their mood on the big day.

Spread the word - share this story:

Source; Newsbiscuit.com
                   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2011, 11:28:27 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371814/Whats-Villagers-complain-businessman-Nice-Baps-bakery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371814/Whats-Villagers-complain-businessman-Nice-Baps-bakery.html)  spider:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 08, 2011, 07:35:57 PM
 Tesco Launch Value Dating Site  (http://newsthump.com/2011/03/08/tesco-launches-value-dating-website/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2011, 07:48:45 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 08, 2011, 08:25:46 PM
Nick.... step back from the phone  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2011, 09:42:57 PM
 lol:

As long as you don't get a 'In the Clubcard'   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on April 10, 2011, 07:17:35 PM
More Tesco news, an offer came through today ...

£1 OFF
when you buy any
fresh beef steak
Excludes products from
the meat counter

 whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2011, 08:36:13 PM
From local WI newsletter:

"Mr and Mrs xxxx have recently returned from their winter caravan tour round the Mediterranean (eeek:) and will be giving us a talk at the end of the month.
No doubt Mr xxxx will have some more amusing anecdotes about their time in foreign prats"

 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2011, 08:37:17 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2011, 08:40:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2011, 08:36:13 PM
From local WI newsletter:

"Mr and Mrs xxxx have recently returned from their winter caravan tour round the Mediterranean (eeek:) and will be giving us a talk at the end of the month.
No doubt Mr xxxx will have some more amusing anecdotes about their time in foreign prats"

 

You are in the WI ............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2011, 08:42:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 10, 2011, 08:40:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2011, 08:36:13 PM
From local WI newsletter:

"Mr and Mrs xxxx have recently returned from their winter caravan tour round the Mediterranean (eeek:) and will be giving us a talk at the end of the month.
No doubt Mr xxxx will have some more amusing anecdotes about their time in foreign prats"

 

You are in the WI ............. rubschin:

Have to do something since they disbanded the Home Guard
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2011, 08:47:23 PM
My mate in Cambridge has a neighbour (elderly spinster) who writes poems for the Parish mag. He was delegated to tell her why her poem about anglers with "quivering rods" was not appropriate.  It became a bit difficult  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2011, 08:50:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2011, 08:47:23 PM
My mate in Cambridge has a neighbour (elderly spinster) who writes poems for the Parish mag. He was delegated to tell her why her poem about anglers with "quivering rods" was not appropriate.  It became a bit difficult  noooo:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2011, 10:13:49 PM
This looks like it could be fun  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1378078/Back-seat-drivers-Competitors-hurl-600ft-hill-German-office-chair-championships.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2011, 07:40:04 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/wales/8446831/Race-chaos-as-protester-runs-off-with-signs.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/wales/8446831/Race-chaos-as-protester-runs-off-with-signs.html)
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2011, 07:43:43 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 19, 2011, 07:40:04 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/wales/8446831/Race-chaos-as-protester-runs-off-with-signs.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/wales/8446831/Race-chaos-as-protester-runs-off-with-signs.html)
 noooo:


Quote
Mr Blake, 63, put out warning signs particularly for the children, who were running between 800 yards and a mile depending on their age, to help steer them along the bleak moorland before they reached a track.

There were canes with tape attached to them every 15 yards, and signs around saying “caution: runners” and “race HQ”, all of which disappeared.

How many fecking signs do you need between the start and the finish of a 800 yard race...?  noooo:

I would have thought 'Start' and 'Finish' would suffice... Mongs!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 19, 2011, 09:36:21 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1378326/Nigella-Lawson-hits-Bondi-beach-burkini.html


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2zgkyj5t0%2Fnigella.jpg&hash=3ceb50e23dad29c037cb86e0f814617eb60d10b5) (http://postimage.org/image/2zgkyj5t0/)
 eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2011, 09:51:15 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 19, 2011, 09:36:21 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1378326/Nigella-Lawson-hits-Bondi-beach-burkini.html


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2zgkyj5t0%2Fnigella.jpg&hash=3ceb50e23dad29c037cb86e0f814617eb60d10b5) (http://postimage.org/image/2zgkyj5t0/)
 eeek: eeek:



 sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 19, 2011, 11:04:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 19, 2011, 09:51:15 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 19, 2011, 09:36:21 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1378326/Nigella-Lawson-hits-Bondi-beach-burkini.html


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2zgkyj5t0%2Fnigella.jpg&hash=3ceb50e23dad29c037cb86e0f814617eb60d10b5) (http://postimage.org/image/2zgkyj5t0/)
 eeek: eeek:



 sad24:

She seems to have gone off the boil a bit.  She is human. cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on April 19, 2011, 03:45:04 PM
I wonder what first attracted her to gazillionaire Sir Charles Saatchi   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2011, 06:29:31 PM
Quote from: Pastis on April 19, 2011, 03:45:04 PM
I wonder what first attracted her to gazillionaire Sir Charles Saatchi   rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2011, 06:30:40 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 19, 2011, 09:36:21 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1378326/Nigella-Lawson-hits-Bondi-beach-burkini.html


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2zgkyj5t0%2Fnigella.jpg&hash=3ceb50e23dad29c037cb86e0f814617eb60d10b5) (http://postimage.org/image/2zgkyj5t0/)
 eeek: eeek:



Thank you god  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 19, 2011, 06:37:41 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 19, 2011, 06:30:40 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 19, 2011, 09:36:21 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1378326/Nigella-Lawson-hits-Bondi-beach-burkini.html


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2zgkyj5t0%2Fnigella.jpg&hash=3ceb50e23dad29c037cb86e0f814617eb60d10b5) (http://postimage.org/image/2zgkyj5t0/)
 eeek: eeek:



Thank you god  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Pleased to have found someone else has got one?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 11:21:18 AM
ITN - Bomb sent to Celtic soccer team manager Neil Lennon was 'designed to cause harm'


Really........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 11:42:29 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 11:21:18 AM
ITN - Bomb sent to Celtic soccer team manager Neil Lennon was 'designed to cause harm'


Really........... rubschin:


 lol: lol: lol:

As opposed to one of those friendly bombs I suppose...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 21, 2011, 11:54:00 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Ffza4p7xg%2Fp2700_main.jpg&hash=9162d6d3315b975a1c1091b6d573d88f9bc7c589) (http://postimage.org/image/fza4p7xg/)
 whistle: whistle:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 12:45:33 PM
FAA fires sleeping air traffic controllers

That controller "actually made a bed in the control tower, brought a pillow, brought blankets, he's been fired", Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood reportedly told the PBS NewsHour programme        eeek: eeek:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13157033

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 03:56:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 12:45:33 PM
FAA fires sleeping air traffic controllers

That controller "actually made a bed in the control tower, brought a pillow, brought blankets, he's been fired", Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood reportedly told the PBS NewsHour programme        eeek: eeek:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13157033



As dozy as the baggage handlers...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 21, 2011, 06:18:29 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145

 shocked003 shocked003
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2011, 06:50:17 PM
I am sure she needed protein  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on April 21, 2011, 06:54:48 PM
"No sour grapes in testicle attack"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2011, 04:17:13 AM
Quote from: Pirate on April 21, 2011, 06:54:48 PM
"No sour grapes in testicle attack"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2011, 11:24:56 AM
Quote
Bless my cotton sock! Man finds face of Jesus in the laundry after spilling bleach
 
James Henderson, 23, discovered the Lord while he was travelling around Europe with friends and noticed the striking image of the Sod of God staring up at him. James, from Oswestry, Shropshire said although he isn't religious - he still felt it would be disrespectful to throw it away

Pity about the typo  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2011, 01:13:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2011, 11:24:56 AM
Quote
Bless my cotton sock! Man finds face of Jesus in the laundry after spilling bleach
 
James Henderson, 23, discovered the Lord while he was travelling around Europe with friends and noticed the striking image of the Sod of God staring up at him. James, from Oswestry, Shropshire said although he isn't religious - he still felt it would be disrespectful to throw it away

Pity about the typo  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 22, 2011, 05:43:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2011, 03:56:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 12:45:33 PM
FAA fires sleeping air traffic controllers

That controller "actually made a bed in the control tower, brought a pillow, brought blankets, he's been fired", Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood reportedly told the PBS NewsHour programme        eeek: eeek:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13157033



As dozy as the baggage handlers...  noooo:

 nonono: nonono: nonono:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2011, 06:04:13 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 22, 2011, 05:43:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2011, 03:56:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 12:45:33 PM
FAA fires sleeping air traffic controllers

That controller "actually made a bed in the control tower, brought a pillow, brought blankets, he's been fired", Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood reportedly told the PBS NewsHour programme        eeek: eeek:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13157033



As dozy as the baggage handlers...  noooo:

 nonono: nonono: nonono:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 25, 2011, 06:55:59 AM
Termites 'eat £130,000 in notes from Indian bank'

Police in India are investigating claims by bank staff that termites had ‘eaten’ more than £130,000 in rupee notes from a strong room in a State Bank of India branch  rubschin:


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8468622/Termites-eat-130000-in-notes-from-Indian-bank.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8468622/Termites-eat-130000-in-notes-from-Indian-bank.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 09:42:01 AM
'Human Cannonball' Stunt Ends In Tragedy (http://beta.uk.news.yahoo.com/witnesses-recall-human-cannonball-death-013538129.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2011, 12:10:52 PM
Euthanasia roller coaster designed to kill riders

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.metro.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F04%2F26%2Farticle-1303805518142-0BC3BBB800000578-396887_636x424.jpg&hash=41f2264257292df0367b6e163f5a5388ea19c259)

While it might look like the ultimate roller coaster, the Euthanasia is designed to 'humanely, with elegance and euphoria, take the life of a human being.'
It is designed to subject the rider to a series of extreme experiences that would eventually kill them.
Lithuanian engineer Julijonas Urbonas claims his theoretical creation will cause tunnel vision and – when travelling at 100m/s – death, due to a lack of oxygen reaching the brain.
He said: 'Thanks to the marriage of the advanced cross-disciplinary research in space medicine, mechanical engineering, material technologies and, of course, gravity, the fatal journey is made pleasing, elegant and meaningful.
'Celebrating the limits of the human body but also the liberation from the horizontal life, this 'kinetic sculpture' is in fact the ultimate roller coaster.'


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2011, 12:37:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 26, 2011, 12:10:52 PM
Euthanasia roller coaster designed to kill riders

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.metro.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F04%2F26%2Farticle-1303805518142-0BC3BBB800000578-396887_636x424.jpg&hash=41f2264257292df0367b6e163f5a5388ea19c259)

While it might look like the ultimate roller coaster, the Euthanasia is designed to 'humanely, with elegance and euphoria, take the life of a human being.'
It is designed to subject the rider to a series of extreme experiences that would eventually kill them.
Lithuanian engineer Julijonas Urbonas claims his theoretical creation will cause tunnel vision and – when travelling at 100m/s – death, due to a lack of oxygen reaching the brain.
He said: 'Thanks to the marriage of the advanced cross-disciplinary research in space medicine, mechanical engineering, material technologies and, of course, gravity, the fatal journey is made pleasing, elegant and meaningful.
'Celebrating the limits of the human body but also the liberation from the horizontal life, this 'kinetic sculpture' is in fact the ultimate roller coaster.'




 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2011, 05:38:52 PM
Dutch footballer signed to professional contract - aged one


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4F9MiTeV30 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4F9MiTeV30)

After seeing the astonishing footage below of Baerke van der Meij chipping footballs into his toybox, Dutch top flight side Venlose Voetbal Vereniging offered a contract to the 18 month-old toddler.

The 10-year deal has been described as 'symbolic' - whatever that means - but the club did issues the following press release:

”The toddler's favourite position has not yet been determined. However, we can speak of a right-footed player with a very good kicking technique, perseverance and, importantly: football genes via his grandfather."

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2011, 06:52:18 PM
The world is going to end on May 21st, we're doomed  lol:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40885541/ns/us_news-life/

Oh look, they have a website with a contact us feature on it.....

Perhaps someone should email them on the 22nd just to make sure they are all ok like  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2011, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2011, 06:52:18 PM
The world is going to end on May 21st, we're doomed  lol:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40885541/ns/us_news-life/

Oh look, they have a website with a contact us feature on it.....

Perhaps someone should email them on the 22nd just to make sure they are all ok like  eveilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2011, 07:00:28 PM
Bloody hell, I'd forgotten about that sketch  lol:

Think I'm going to have to dig out the Secret Policeman's Ball DVD's again  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2011, 07:03:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2011, 07:00:28 PM
Bloody hell, I'd forgotten about that sketch  lol:

Think I'm going to have to dig out the Secret Policeman's Ball DVD's again  cloud9:

Has it got the music on it ?.........on vinyl they were seperate .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2011, 07:03:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2011, 07:00:28 PM
Bloody hell, I'd forgotten about that sketch  lol:

Think I'm going to have to dig out the Secret Policeman's Ball DVD's again  cloud9:

DVD?  ::)

I had it on vinyl like...  whistle:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2011, 07:04:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 27, 2011, 07:03:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2011, 07:00:28 PM
Bloody hell, I'd forgotten about that sketch  lol:

Think I'm going to have to dig out the Secret Policeman's Ball DVD's again  cloud9:

Has it got the music on it ?.........on vinyl they were seperate .

worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2011, 07:08:10 PM
I saw the DVD box set in HMV a while back when I picked up the 2 new ones so got them all  cloud9:

The DVD;s are the whole thing as far as I can remember though there was one of the disks that had more music than the others.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2011, 08:18:12 PM
We went to a village fete today and one of the stands was raising money for a primary school.

I tried to take a photo with my camera but failed.

It was one of these:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1stfortoys.co.uk%2Ftoys-90%2Fpaddington-shaped-puzzle-6028-2600_zoom.jpg&hash=b9ad4b92264a621cdd0d5337e34bd1755186e8f1)

The label read: "GUESS THE WEIGHT OF PADDINTON BEER"

I immediately thought of TMR for some reason...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2011, 08:31:50 PM
I hope you complained  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 30, 2011, 09:08:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2011, 06:52:18 PM
The world is going to end on May 21st, we're doomed  lol:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40885541/ns/us_news-life/

Oh look, they have a website with a contact us feature on it.....

Perhaps someone should email them on the 22nd just to make sure they are all ok like  eveilgrin:

Snigger.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 04, 2011, 06:32:45 PM
Hotel suite made out of 10 tonnes of chocolate

Fashion icon Karl Lagerfeld has unveiled a hotel suite made entirely out of chocolate.

Lagerfield teamed up with French master chocolatier Patrick Roger to create the masterpiece in the heart of Paris, using more than 10 tonnes of chocolate.

The room, which contains a desk, lamp and sculpted figure of Lagerfeld's favourite muse, model Baptise Giabiconi draped on a chocolate bed, was created to celebrate the launch of the new Magnum Ghana and Ecuador ice cream bar.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.mirror.co.uk%2Fupl%2Fm4%2Fmay2011%2F4%2F1%2Fchocolate-room-466289110.jpg&hash=94f9ae542f36f3e744c1889cca25a48dca2d2e99)

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Soooooooooooooooo wrong

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2011, 06:36:54 PM
One magnum and two creme eggs inside the shorts?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 11, 2011, 04:47:55 PM
(Reuters) - Several thousand bees that were part a multi-million pound neuroscience research project have been stolen from a British university.

Police in the Scottish region of Tayside were appealing for information on Tuesday after four bee hives containing several thousand British black bees were stolen from a medical school in the city of Dundee.

"This theft will undoubtedly hamper our research," said Dr Chris Connolly, the lead researcher on the Dundee project, who reported the bees missing on Sunday.

In a statement he described the bees as "very unique" and said they should be easy to identify if they are sold on.

The hives are a part of a 2 million pound ($3.3 million) project at the Center for Neurosciences at the Dundee University's medical school which is investigating the potential effect of pesticides on bee learning and health.

Police said there were keen to trace a white van and two men that were seen in the area at around 0900 GMT on May 8.

Connolly said he thought the bees may have been stolen for breeding, or for selling on to specialist bee-keepers.

"Clearly whoever did this knows what they were doing and how to handle bees," he said.

Someone has clearly been misbeehiving. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2011, 04:54:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 11, 2011, 04:47:55 PM
(Reuters) - Several thousand bees that were part a multi-million pound neuroscience research project have been stolen from a British university.

Police in the Scottish region of Tayside were appealing for information on Tuesday after four bee hives containing several thousand British black bees were stolen from a medical school in the city of Dundee.

"This theft will undoubtedly hamper our research," said Dr Chris Connolly, the lead researcher on the Dundee project, who reported the bees missing on Sunday.

In a statement he described the bees as "very unique" and said they should be easy to identify if they are sold on.

The hives are a part of a 2 million pound ($3.3 million) project at the Center for Neurosciences at the Dundee University's medical school which is investigating the potential effect of pesticides on bee learning and health.

Police said there were keen to trace a white van and two men that were seen in the area at around 0900 GMT on May 8.

Connolly said he thought the bees may have been stolen for breeding, or for selling on to specialist bee-keepers.

"Clearly whoever did this knows what they were doing and how to handle bees," he said.

Someone has clearly been misbeehiving. noooo:

Is that the best you could do honey?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 11, 2011, 04:58:00 PM
Yes but are you going to make this a sticky?

BTW how do you go about getting the emocion thingy in the left hand column?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2011, 04:59:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 11, 2011, 04:58:00 PM
Yes but are you going to make this a sticky?

BTW how do you go about getting the emocion thingy in the left hand column?

Which emoticon thingy...? I'll comb through the instruction manual and find out for you...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2011, 05:41:21 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 11, 2011, 04:47:55 PM
Someone has clearly been misbeehiving. noooo:

Sounds like quite a sting  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2011, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2011, 05:41:21 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 11, 2011, 04:47:55 PM
Someone has clearly been misbeehiving. noooo:

Sounds like quite a sting  whistle:

I just ignore the queen...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 11, 2011, 06:49:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auCDOERZyE

To the pair of you.  Don't ask me why it came to mind but you deserve to share my pain. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2011, 06:50:35 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 11, 2011, 06:49:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auCDOERZyE

To the pair of you.  Don't ask me why it came to mind but you deserve to share my pain. eveilgrin:

 :lalalala
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2011, 08:25:02 PM
Nice try Miss C but Hugh Laurie has taken up residence in my head at the moment so your earworm didn't stick  lol: 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on May 12, 2011, 04:46:06 PM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/weird_news/9018250.Pensioner_traps_testicles_during_shower/?ref=mr
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on May 12, 2011, 07:10:58 PM
Quote from: tel on May 12, 2011, 04:46:06 PM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/weird_news/9018250.Pensioner_traps_testicles_during_shower/?ref=mr

Someone in A&E said 'who's the chap with black balls?'

Someone else replied 'Sammy Davis Junior?'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2011, 07:58:17 PM
Quote from: Pirate on May 12, 2011, 07:10:58 PM
Quote from: tel on May 12, 2011, 04:46:06 PM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/weird_news/9018250.Pensioner_traps_testicles_during_shower/?ref=mr

Someone in A&E said 'who's the chap with black balls?'

Someone else replied 'Sammy Davis Junior?'

Teacher: "Who made the first flight across the Atlantic?"
Pupil: "Sammy Davis Junior Sir"
Teacher: "No boy, it was Allcock and Brown"
Pupil: "That's what I said Sir"



Rag Week 1962  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2011, 12:24:17 PM
"IMF Banking Chief fails to make deposit"   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2011, 12:32:41 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2011, 12:24:17 PM
"IMF Banking Chief fails to make deposit"   

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 15, 2011, 08:49:52 PM
A new mobile phone ..... rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqORtBW210U
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2011, 09:04:08 PM
 lol: lol: ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2011, 11:35:05 AM
Dartford pair accused of failing to seek veterinary treatment for tortoise’s penis (http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/northkent/9017917.Dartford_pair_accused_of_failing_to_seek_veterinary_treatment_for_tortoise___s_penis/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 11:40:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2011, 11:35:05 AM
Dartford pair accused of failing to seek veterinary treatment for tortoise’s penis (http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/northkent/9017917.Dartford_pair_accused_of_failing_to_seek_veterinary_treatment_for_tortoise___s_penis/)

 eeek:

How would you know......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2011, 11:48:58 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 11:40:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2011, 11:35:05 AM
Dartford pair accused of failing to seek veterinary treatment for tortoise’s penis (http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/northkent/9017917.Dartford_pair_accused_of_failing_to_seek_veterinary_treatment_for_tortoise___s_penis/)

 eeek:

How would you know......... rubschin:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 12:18:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2011, 11:48:58 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 11:40:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2011, 11:35:05 AM
Dartford pair accused of failing to seek veterinary treatment for tortoise’s penis (http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/northkent/9017917.Dartford_pair_accused_of_failing_to_seek_veterinary_treatment_for_tortoise___s_penis/)

 eeek:

How would you know......... rubschin:

Shrugs:

I can't wait to hear the evidence  razz:


"Well your honour ~ I wuz proceeding along Acacia Avenue when I saw this tortoise. 'Hello' I said to myself 'There's a case of a collapsed penis if ever I saw one'"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2011, 09:21:48 PM
£1000 of free shares from thee government? I know this is just a think tank proposal but why does this idea sound too good to be true?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1387539/Taxpayers-given-1-000-worth-shares-bailed-banks-sell-profit.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:34:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2011, 09:21:48 PM
£1000 of free shares from thee government? I know this is just a think tank proposal but why does this idea sound too good to be true?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1387539/Taxpayers-given-1-000-worth-shares-bailed-banks-sell-profit.html

It sounds to good to be true because it is in the Daily Mail ..... I believe nothing I read from that source.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2011, 09:56:34 PM
First heard about it in the news and saw it in the CNBC website but found the DM one when looking at the Stephen Hawking story.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:58:59 PM
 rubschin: Well if they go for it I won't say no. Nowt to lose if they are giving us the shares that we paid for in the first place and summat to gain if you sit on them long enough.
I did make money out of Maggies sell off of BP and BT shares.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 17, 2011, 06:16:37 AM
 The Daily Mail Tube Map  (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2010/07/15/daily-mails-secret-editorial-formula-revealed/)

Click on the map to expand it

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 17, 2011, 06:19:37 AM
 Darwin 1 Rest of the World 0  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13389207)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2011, 06:39:45 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 17, 2011, 06:16:37 AM
The Daily Mail Tube Map  (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2010/07/15/daily-mails-secret-editorial-formula-revealed/)

Click on the map to expand it

 ;D

Affs! I said The AFFS for cods sake!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2011, 06:50:45 AM
 whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg42.imageshack.us%2Fimg42%2F50%2Fatmpublish.png&hash=dbfce2ed4b034fd8dba146c43adb7e31cebe558b)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2011, 11:34:37 AM
Man tries to board train with pony in Wrexham

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13437279 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13437279)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F52807000%2Fjpg%2F_52807540_horse464.jpg&hash=c07e6b1e61b16fc6b0acff4f0d466e28c703ad92)

A man has been captured on CCTV trying to board a train accompanied by a pony.

Shocked staff watched as the man tried to get on the train at Wrexham General station with the white pony in tow

After a conductor refused him entry, the man returned to the ticket booth where he tried to buy two tickets - for himself and the animal.

An Arriva Trains Wales (ATW) spokeswoman said "Horses and ponies, which may pose a risk to the general public are not permitted to travel".


 lol: lol: lol:

What an muppet
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2011, 01:25:02 PM
Wales  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 18, 2011, 04:50:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2011, 11:48:58 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 11:40:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2011, 11:35:05 AM
Dartford pair accused of failing to seek veterinary treatment for tortoise’s penis (http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/northkent/9017917.Dartford_pair_accused_of_failing_to_seek_veterinary_treatment_for_tortoise___s_penis/)

 eeek:

How would you know......... rubschin:

Shrugs:

For the good of humanity and we VPers I went and found this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2brkt6yis%2Fmale_DT_sex_organ.jpg&hash=ac4bd3a51c13848f0de6533097ba765ef94bb60b) (http://postimage.org/image/2brkt6yis/)

Whilst looking I found this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2bqpdzd50%2Fshaft_hunter.jpg&hash=00207734783285efcdba32b4ce18c80e16ffb90d) (http://www.postimage.org/)

Which in turn led to this. eeek:

Raise high your glass of tortoise penis kidney-tonifying wine and prepare for the scourge
May 6, 2010 in Names/Naming by snark
I’ve been on a rampage though the patent database trolling for unusual names and language. Here is another gem: Tortoise penis kidney-tonifying wine. Betcha’ never thought you could patent such a concoction! In case you want to try to brew this baby up at home, the patent abstract lists the key ingredients:

The invention discloses tortoise wine for invigorating the kidney. The technical key points of the invention are that the wine is made by infusing live turtle, deer scourge, fur seal scourge and such Chinese herbal medicine as honeysuckle, osmanthus flower, codonopsis pilosula, angelica, morinda root, leatherleaf milletia, dodder, Schisandra, radix achyranthis bidentatae, Cherokee rose, barrenwort and grain wine. The wine for invigorating the kidney of the invention ahs the effects of invigorating the kidney, benefiting the stomach, strengthening the human immunity, resisting the fatigue and preventing the aging.

I was especially struck — after “tortoise penis” — by the ingredients “deer scourge” and “fur seal scourge”. I thought, is there another, more benign meaning of “scourge” that I’m not aware of? Nope, all the definitions of “scourge” are pretty grim:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 19, 2011, 03:17:11 AM
Miss D takes The Brat shopping in Ohio?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1388266/Shocking-moment-mother-runs-daughter-car-park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1388266/Shocking-moment-mother-runs-daughter-car-park.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2011, 04:15:54 AM
She does seem to have the appearance of a  Walmart customer  (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/) Press on the photos tab, but have the sick bucket handy  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2011, 01:49:18 PM
Now that's a sales incentive  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13454160
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2011, 01:54:23 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13451965 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13451965).
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 19, 2011, 01:59:28 PM
 eeek: I did have a pony and trap this morning. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2011, 01:58:17 PM
Must remember to send this berk an email on October 22nd  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13468131
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2011, 02:42:29 PM
Another bunch of mongs say it happens at 6.00 tomorrow    scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2011, 02:46:17 PM
Oh no! Not again! I didn't notice the last three times it happened either.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2011, 02:48:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag

Always worth another look....  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2011, 03:38:09 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 20, 2011, 02:46:17 PM
Oh no! Not again! I didn't notice the last three times it happened either.

To be honest I love these guys, just for the fact you can wait till after the 'apocalypse' and then just laugh at the stupidity of it all.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2011, 05:06:32 PM
If some group somewhere says it every day, one of them will eventually be right I suppose.

Sadly, they will never be able to say 'I told you so'.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 21, 2011, 05:42:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2011, 02:42:29 PM
Another bunch of mongs say it happens at 6.00 tomorrow    scared2:

Their mong leader owns a radio station. I wonder if he's accepted payment for radio ads from  today onwards  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2011, 07:56:30 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 21, 2011, 05:42:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2011, 02:42:29 PM
Another bunch of mongs say it happens at 6.00 tomorrow    scared2:

Their mong leader owns a radio station. I wonder if he's accepted payment for radio ads from  today onwards  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2011, 03:08:05 PM
'Nice arse': Strauss-Khan's 'comment to air hostess' just moments before he was arrested for sexual assault (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389686/Nice-e-Dominique-Strauss-Khans-words-Air-France-hostess-moments-hauled-plane.html#ixzz1N5ODlvVf)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2011, 03:10:16 PM
Not looking good for him, is it?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2011, 03:12:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2011, 03:10:16 PM
Not looking good for him, is it?

No, him and Hoone could get a room together!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2011, 03:53:06 PM
It just occurred to me, they probably both believed the world would end yesterday, so didn't care if they got caught.  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2011, 03:55:47 PM
And what with Ryan Giggs almost outted as the super injunction pillock it's all men behaving badly at the moment eh  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2011, 03:57:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 22, 2011, 03:55:47 PM
And what with Ryan Giggs almost outted as the super injunction pillock it's all men behaving badly at the moment eh  lol:

You flirty wimmin get us into all kinds of bother.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on May 22, 2011, 04:00:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2011, 03:08:05 PM
'Nice arse': Strauss-Khan's 'comment to air hostess' just moments before he was arrested for sexual assault (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389686/Nice-e-Dominique-Strauss-Khans-words-Air-France-hostess-moments-hauled-plane.html#ixzz1N5ODlvVf)

happy001

And, in the article,  just in case you didn't know what an Air France aeroplane looked like ...  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F05%2F22%2Farticle-1389686-052B33BF000005DC-282_634x326.jpg&hash=0b17d486e579d6b24b99302ee5158c91ce4bc944)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2011, 04:10:17 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 22, 2011, 04:00:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2011, 03:08:05 PM
'Nice arse': Strauss-Khan's 'comment to air hostess' just moments before he was arrested for sexual assault (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389686/Nice-e-Dominique-Strauss-Khans-words-Air-France-hostess-moments-hauled-plane.html#ixzz1N5ODlvVf)

happy001

And, in the article,  just in case you didn't know what an Air France aeroplane looked like ...  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F05%2F22%2Farticle-1389686-052B33BF000005DC-282_634x326.jpg&hash=0b17d486e579d6b24b99302ee5158c91ce4bc944)


Indeed. I would have preferred an arse pic  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2011, 04:10:48 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 22, 2011, 04:00:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2011, 03:08:05 PM
'Nice arse': Strauss-Khan's 'comment to air hostess' just moments before he was arrested for sexual assault (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389686/Nice-e-Dominique-Strauss-Khans-words-Air-France-hostess-moments-hauled-plane.html#ixzz1N5ODlvVf)

happy001

And, in the article,  just in case you didn't know what an Air France aeroplane looked like ...  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F05%2F22%2Farticle-1389686-052B33BF000005DC-282_634x326.jpg&hash=0b17d486e579d6b24b99302ee5158c91ce4bc944)


I noticed that!  lol: lol: lol:

No picture of an trolley dolly's arse tho!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2011, 04:11:13 PM
SNAP!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2011, 04:12:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2011, 04:11:13 PM
SNAP!  ;D

And you're proud to be thinking like Nick  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2011, 04:14:29 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 22, 2011, 04:12:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2011, 04:11:13 PM
SNAP!  ;D

And you're proud to be thinking like Nick  rubschin:

Ooooh-er!  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 22, 2011, 04:14:59 PM
Dragon?

Huhne now thinks that he may have been driving his car when he was caught speeding. rubschin:  Dreadful memory the poor chap has. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 08:23:31 AM
The Incredible Hulk XXX Porn Parody turns blue movies green


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.metro.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F05%2F24%2Farticle-1306236999392-0C3C701600000578-124206_636x502.jpg&hash=ac5062e237cbf402fed91eeb2dd3cdc9f8923076)

The Incredible Hulk has been turned into a porn film starring the aptly named Dale DaBone as Bruce Banner alongside a bevvy of beauties.


 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2011, 08:54:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 08:23:31 AM
The Incredible Hulk XXX Porn Parody turns blue movies green


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.metro.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F05%2F24%2Farticle-1306236999392-0C3C701600000578-124206_636x502.jpg&hash=ac5062e237cbf402fed91eeb2dd3cdc9f8923076)

The Incredible Hulk has been turned into a porn film starring the aptly named Dale DaBone as Bruce Banner alongside a bevvy of beauties.


 lol:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2011, 08:57:55 AM
He looks like he is reading Braille  rubschin:

All it says is DOT DOT
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on May 25, 2011, 11:07:23 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 11:18:45 AM
Eeewwww!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 12:03:20 PM
What a load of baloney  noooo:

Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

Trucker gets confused with sucky blowy controls more likely  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 12:08:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 12:03:20 PM
What a load of baloney  noooo:

Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

Trucker gets confused with sucky blowy controls more likely  whistle:


 lol: lol: lol:

I like your train of thought...  rubschin:

He prolly had it stuck up his arse while he was masturbating or summat....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 12:23:59 PM
To help him deliver his load like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2011, 12:24:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 12:23:59 PM
To help him deliver his load like  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 12:23:59 PM
To help him deliver his load like  rubschin:

High five!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2011, 12:53:51 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 12:03:20 PM
What a load of baloney  noooo:

Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

Trucker gets confused with sucky blowy controls more likely  whistle:


That was my second thought, the first one was that Nick had family in New Zealand.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 12:55:34 PM
Best go for a lie down if you've had 2 thinking episodes in one day   ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2011, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 12:55:34 PM
Best go for a lie down if you've had 2 thinking episodes in one day   ;)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 01:18:16 PM
Anyone who thinks sticking a compressed air line up his arse deserves all the ridicule we can muster  lol:

Even Nick isn't that daft!! ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2011, 01:59:20 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 25, 2011, 01:18:16 PM
Even Nick isn't that daft!! ;)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2011, 08:14:17 AM
http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2011/05/something-even-more-curious-than.html (http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2011/05/something-even-more-curious-than.html)  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 27, 2011, 09:35:37 AM
I followed the links and came across this gem in the comments:

Spiders are typically very hard to identify and to be 100% certain the genitals of a dead specimen would need to be examined under a microscope.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2011, 09:48:33 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 27, 2011, 09:35:37 AM
I followed the links and came across this gem in the comments:

Spiders are typically very hard to identify and to be 100% certain the genitals of a dead specimen would need to be examined under a microscope.

 eeek:

Why does it have to be dead?

I am certain that, when I am dead, my todger will look exactly like it does now.

No microscope needed of course, just a maginfying glass.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2011, 10:07:03 AM
 spider:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 28, 2011, 04:30:51 PM
Taxpayer picks up £650,000 bill for Downing Street renovations
Almost £700,000 of taxpayers’ money has been spent refurbishing Downing Street since David Cameron took office, records show.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/8543369/Taxpayer-picks-up-650000-bill-for-Downing-Street-renovations.html

Thank heavens we are all in this together other wise this might be thought of as outrageous.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 28, 2011, 07:51:42 PM
Be fair .... if you moved in after Gordon Brown you'd want somebody in to scrape all the boogies off the walls  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2011, 08:42:21 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/silvio-berlusconi/8543741/Actress-claims-Silvio-Berlusconi-helped-her-find-God.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/silvio-berlusconi/8543741/Actress-claims-Silvio-Berlusconi-helped-her-find-God.html)

Bunga Bunga!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2011, 08:43:55 PM
I think they are getting confused with when she shouts " Oh God, Oh God, I'm coming" in Mr Berlusconi's presence  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 28, 2011, 08:51:48 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 28, 2011, 08:43:55 PM
I think they are getting confused with when she shouts " Oh God, Oh God, I'm coming" in Mr Berlusconi's presence  whistle:

Your meal for 2 seems to have been a success. I assume you only ate for one?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on May 28, 2011, 08:56:08 PM
She was thinking of me... ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2011, 09:00:28 PM
Hold on ....I haven't got to the cheese course yet  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on May 28, 2011, 09:10:50 PM
Is it time now for the grilled cheese sandwich joke?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2011, 09:12:14 PM
Oh noes ...it's never time for that  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on May 28, 2011, 09:14:06 PM
I wont tell it then...G'nite babe...See you at breakfast...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2011, 09:17:23 PM
Night hun ...wake me up early I have lots to do tomorrow  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2011, 06:05:22 AM
 A cynic would suggest they may have fallen asleep on the job  (http://www.petersfieldpost.co.uk/news/regional/police_cars_clamped_on_royal_duties_1_2723843)

A Hampshire police spokesman said: ... The officers had not left the vehicles at the time they were clamped."

Personally I hope he gets found not guilty, and the officers involved get sacked. You'd think one would wake up as it was being clamped, or the other would have noticed before he did the second car

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2011, 07:36:07 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 29, 2011, 06:05:22 AM
A cynic would suggest they may have fallen asleep on the job  (http://www.petersfieldpost.co.uk/news/regional/police_cars_clamped_on_royal_duties_1_2723843)

A Hampshire police spokesman said: ... The officers had not left the vehicles at the time they were clamped."

Personally I hope he gets found not guilty, and the officers involved get sacked. You'd think one would wake up as it was being clamped, or the other would have noticed before he did the second car



Most excellent!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 30, 2011, 01:29:01 PM
Benefit cheats excuses ........

A survey by fraud investigators revealed the worst excuses used by benefit cheats were:

#
"We don't live together — he just comes each morning to fill up his flask."

#
"I wasn't using the ladders to clean windows, I carried them for therapy for my bad back."

#
"I had no idea my wife was working! I never noticed her leaving the house twice a day in a fluorescent jacket and a Stop Children sign."

#
"My wallet was stolen so someone must have been using my identity, I haven't been working".

#
"I didn't know I was still on benefit."

#
"I didn't declare my savings because I didn't save them, they were given to me."

#
"He lives in a caravan in the drive, we're not together."

#
"He does come here every night and leave in the morning and although he has no other address I don't regard him as living here."

#
"It wasn't me working, it was my identical twin."

#
"I wasn't aware my wife was working because her hours of work coincided with the times I spent in the garden shed."



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3607241/Benefits-cheats-daftest-excuses.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2011, 01:30:11 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 01:35:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2011, 01:30:11 PM
redface:

 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2011, 04:09:28 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/bangladesh/8546679/Bangladesh-woman-cut-off-attackers-penis.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/bangladesh/8546679/Bangladesh-woman-cut-off-attackers-penis.html)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2011, 08:44:08 AM
http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2011/05/whats-rotherham-equivalent-of-duelling.html (http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2011/05/whats-rotherham-equivalent-of-duelling.html)  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 31, 2011, 12:40:25 PM
That seems comparatively simple compared to some of the 'stuff' that goes on up here. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 31, 2011, 07:26:29 PM
Juxta positioned on the BBC website:

1: Bangladesh woman cuts off penis
2: Cucumber victims 'will increase'


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2011, 07:58:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 31, 2011, 12:40:25 PM
That seems comparatively simple compared to some of the 'stuff' that goes on up here. noooo:

 As per the professor  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1392217/Muslim-outrage-professor-Steve-Jones-warns-inbreeding-risks.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 31, 2011, 09:27:23 PM
Well there is that but the gene pool in Barnsley is so shallow it has almost evaporated.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2011, 05:25:14 AM
Miss C ...these doggy deaths in Yorkshire  ?? ...you can account for your whereabouts over the past few days can't you  ??? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2011, 07:10:19 AM
Oh yes I have been bizzy digging in my garden. angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2011, 09:17:22 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 01, 2011, 07:10:19 AM
Oh yes I have been bizzy dogging in my garden. angel1

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 01, 2011, 09:36:30 AM
Darwin!  Spank2:

I'm sure Miss C was doing nothing more than fiddling with her clematis and toying with her lobelia  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2011, 09:38:31 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 01, 2011, 09:40:46 AM
Wot?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2011, 10:43:53 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 01, 2011, 09:36:30 AM
Darwin!  Spank2:

I'm sure Miss C was doing nothing more than fiddling with her clematis and toying with her lobelia  whistle:

Yes, flitting from bed to bed with a fork in each one.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2011, 11:21:32 AM
http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2011/06/yeah-sure-thats-going-to-happen.html (http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2011/06/yeah-sure-thats-going-to-happen.html)  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2011, 12:31:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2011, 10:43:53 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 01, 2011, 09:36:30 AM
Darwin!  Spank2:

I'm sure Miss C was doing nothing more than fiddling with her clematis and toying with her lobelia  whistle:

Yes, flitting from bed to bed with a fork in each one.


You are, of course, both quite correct. 

My trailing lobelia have been admired by many; why only this morning whilst in the garden, Graham my elderly neighbour, took them in his horny hands and pinched out a few dead bits for me. 8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2011, 09:26:50 PM
I'm guessing Nick did the online vote  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1393035/FHM-horrified-readers-male-model-Andrej-Pejic-98th-sexiest-WOMAN.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on June 01, 2011, 09:34:54 PM
 scared2:  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on June 02, 2011, 12:47:04 PM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/9061578.Ice_cream_man_filmed_in_public_sex_act_shame/

The last part is the best.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2011, 12:50:54 PM
Eeeeeeewwwwww sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2011, 09:45:54 PM
All the world needs is a Rocky musical?  lol:

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/02/rocky-musicals-a-go-creative-team-says/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2011, 01:34:13 PM
Something you want to tell us Darwin?  lol:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3615775/Alligators-on-the-loose-in-Norfolk.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2011, 11:56:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2011, 01:34:13 PM
Something you want to tell us Darwin?  lol:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3615775/Alligators-on-the-loose-in-Norfolk.html

Diversify and make it snappy?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 04, 2011, 12:12:38 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2011, 11:56:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2011, 01:34:13 PM
Something you want to tell us Darwin?  lol:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3615775/Alligators-on-the-loose-in-Norfolk.html

Diversify and make it snappy?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2011, 04:47:23 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2011, 11:56:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2011, 01:34:13 PM
Something you want to tell us Darwin?  lol:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3615775/Alligators-on-the-loose-in-Norfolk.html

Diversify and make it snappy?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 05, 2011, 09:57:49 PM
.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F34ss729k4%2Ftigerwoods2.jpg&hash=c67c722653523787f9cd1ed9c9ad44cf4c01d518) (http://postimage.org/image/34ss729k4/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2011, 10:00:38 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 05, 2011, 09:57:49 PM
.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F34ss729k4%2Ftigerwoods2.jpg&hash=c67c722653523787f9cd1ed9c9ad44cf4c01d518) (http://postimage.org/image/34ss729k4/)

lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2011, 09:02:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1394918/Vandals-posing-builders-paint-Microsoft-Windows-logo-Apple-store.html

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2011, 03:19:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2011, 09:02:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1394918/Vandals-posing-builders-paint-Microsoft-Windows-logo-Apple-store.html

 lol:


 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2011, 12:31:25 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13694911 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13694911)  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 08, 2011, 04:22:16 PM
Snoops will be grumpy that they don't do dog's ears.  We could start a new thread called...The all new what position are your ears in today. angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2011, 04:25:05 PM
Mine are one on each side of me 'ed ....... and of course lastly the one above my nose .... The Final Frontier!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2011, 04:27:59 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 08, 2011, 04:25:05 PM
Mine are one on each side of me 'ed ....... and of course lastly the one above my nose .... The Final Frontier!

Ask Pirate where are his Buccaneers.

Correct response is: "Under me Buckin' hat"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2011, 04:32:46 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2011, 04:27:59 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 08, 2011, 04:25:05 PM
Mine are one on each side of me 'ed ....... and of course lastly the one above my nose .... The Final Frontier!

Ask Pirate where are his Buccaneers.

Correct response is: "Under me Buckin' hat"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 08, 2011, 07:10:01 PM
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/China-Scientists-Engineer-Genetically-Modified-Cows-To-Produce-Human-Breast-Milk/Article/201106116006586?lpos=Strange_News_Carousel_Reg

Holly Williams, Beijing correspondent
Chinese scientists have genetically modified dairy cows to produce human breast milk, and hope to be selling it in supermarkets within three years.


The milk produced by the transgenic cows is identical to the human variety and has the same immune-boosting and antibacterial qualities as breast milk, scientists at China's Agricultural University in Beijing say.


BTW Pirates reports that his Buccaneers are with his buckin' pioneers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2011, 07:15:12 PM
I will stick to the collapso  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2011, 07:50:28 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 08, 2011, 07:10:01 PM
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/China-Scientists-Engineer-Genetically-Modified-Cows-To-Produce-Human-Breast-Milk/Article/201106116006586?lpos=Strange_News_Carousel_Reg

Holly Williams, Beijing correspondent
Chinese scientists have genetically modified dairy cows to produce human breast milk, and hope to be selling it in supermarkets within three years.


The milk produced by the transgenic cows is identical to the human variety and has the same immune-boosting and antibacterial qualities as breast milk, scientists at China's Agricultural University in Beijing say.


BTW Pirates reports that his Buccaneers are with his buckin' pioneers

When I heard about this in the news I thought they had cloned Jordan  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2011, 07:55:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2000845/Staysha-Randall-attempts-world-record-3-200-piercings-single-sitting.html

eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 08, 2011, 08:13:27 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2011, 08:16:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2011, 07:55:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2000845/Staysha-Randall-attempts-world-record-3-200-piercings-single-sitting.html

eeek:



She could have beaten that number by standing next to a dart board as SWWLTBO tried for a double  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 08, 2011, 08:23:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2011, 07:55:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2000845/Staysha-Randall-attempts-world-record-3-200-piercings-single-sitting.html

eeek:



Why would you do that?  it's just bad and wrong on so many different levels.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 08, 2011, 08:44:11 PM
Still, it takes the focus from her face  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2011, 08:58:40 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 08, 2011, 08:44:11 PM
Still, it takes the focus from her face  sick2:

Who parked it there?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 08, 2011, 09:03:27 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2011, 12:08:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2011, 07:55:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2000845/Staysha-Randall-attempts-world-record-3-200-piercings-single-sitting.html

eeek:




Quote
I think she's very attractive .....to a magnet !

- Nick M, Birmingham UK, 08/6/2011 22:48

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2011, 08:14:01 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-13702105

The BBC better include this in their coverage  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2011, 08:27:16 AM
An open and shut case  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13694382
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2011, 12:28:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2011, 08:27:16 AM
An open and shut case  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13694382

TMR would fit in a small case like...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2011, 06:24:25 PM
Branching out from Yahoo answers by any chance Nick?  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2011, 06:32:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2011, 12:28:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2011, 08:27:16 AM
An open and shut case  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13694382

TMR would fit in a small case like...  rubschin:

BM!!! That wasn't a nice thing to say. Here TMR, have a drink to make up for it.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F06%2F10%2Farticle-2002094-0C7FDE6600000578-162_306x468.jpg&hash=004edf66e98ca97dc5aa7b79ba96881ba8726fe4)


 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2011, 07:41:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2011, 06:32:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2011, 12:28:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2011, 08:27:16 AM
An open and shut case  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13694382

TMR would fit in a small case like...  rubschin:

BM!!! That wasn't a nice thing to say. Here TMR, have a drink to make up for it.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F06%2F10%2Farticle-2002094-0C7FDE6600000578-162_306x468.jpg&hash=004edf66e98ca97dc5aa7b79ba96881ba8726fe4)


 whistle:

Not that tall...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2011, 08:40:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2011, 06:24:25 PM
Branching out from Yahoo answers by any chance Nick?  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798
happy001 happy001

He doesn't realise that the Zombies have already taken over the council.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 13, 2011, 07:04:33 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002935/Pilot-killed-Goodyear-blimp-plunges-ground-flames-Germany.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002935/Pilot-killed-Goodyear-blimp-plunges-ground-flames-Germany.html)

Not looking good with their 'Safety Together' logo on the 7th picture.  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2011, 08:13:44 PM
Quote from: Baldy on June 13, 2011, 07:04:33 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002935/Pilot-killed-Goodyear-blimp-plunges-ground-flames-Germany.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002935/Pilot-killed-Goodyear-blimp-plunges-ground-flames-Germany.html)

Not looking good with their 'Safety Together' logo on the 7th picture.  scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 14, 2011, 08:29:34 PM
Puts a different slant on being screwed by the lawyers..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003440/Attorney-Reema-Bajaj-25-charged-prostitution-performing-50-sex-act-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003440/Attorney-Reema-Bajaj-25-charged-prostitution-performing-50-sex-act-man.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2011, 07:14:44 PM
One for Miss D..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-13774062 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-13774062)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2011, 07:38:31 PM
How could you make me click on that  evil:

Bastard  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2011, 07:44:27 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
 scared2:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 15, 2011, 07:51:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2011, 07:44:27 PM
point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
 scared2:

Why have you gone nuclear.  I know of many reasons that you should but why pictorially?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2011, 08:30:25 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 15, 2011, 07:51:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2011, 07:44:27 PM
point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
 scared2:

Why have you gone nuclear.  I know of many reasons that you should but why pictorially?

Its from the CCTV footage of the last time he used the microwave...  whistle:


I'm sorry Miss D, but I thought the therapy could help you get over your phobia.  happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2011, 08:38:25 PM
And when did you become a trained fearapist ??? Eh, Eh   noooo:

Don't mess with my mojo again  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Or I will get you back  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2011, 11:10:31 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 08:38:25 PM
Or I will get you back  lol:

Promises promises  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2011, 07:05:30 AM
While the cold doesn't bother me, I'm not that bloody daft

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 16, 2011, 07:15:13 AM
The bare cheek of the woman thinking she could tame a whale  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 16, 2011, 07:19:18 AM
Where is that story about the man who tried to remove a wart with a shotgun?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2011, 07:21:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 16, 2011, 07:19:18 AM
Where is that story about the man who tried to remove a wart with a shotgun?

And the BM award for shotgun proficiency goes to...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003744/Sean-Murphy-blasts-finger-shotgun-trying-remove-WART.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003744/Sean-Murphy-blasts-finger-shotgun-trying-remove-WART.html)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 16, 2011, 09:31:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2011, 07:05:30 AM
While the cold doesn't bother me, I'm not that bloody daft

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html)

Good grief the woman is barking.  Can you imagine the size of her goosebumps.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2011, 09:40:08 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 16, 2011, 09:31:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2011, 07:05:30 AM
While the cold doesn't bother me, I'm not that bloody daft

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html)

Good grief the woman is barking.  Can you imagine the size of her goosebumps.


I thought those were her t*ts  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 16, 2011, 09:59:55 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 16, 2011, 09:40:08 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 16, 2011, 09:31:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2011, 07:05:30 AM
While the cold doesn't bother me, I'm not that bloody daft

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html)

Good grief the woman is barking.  Can you imagine the size of her goosebumps.

I thought those were her t*ts  redface:

I think this is the Marine Biology equivalent of sending the Newbie to stores for a "long weight" .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 16, 2011, 09:30:15 PM
 WTF  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003556/Sheep-stranded-roof-Wales-rescued-firemen.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2011, 09:41:58 PM
Something tells me Darwin is about to get extremely busy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/article-2004246/Ohio-passes-law-allowing-gun-owners-carry-guns-bars.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/article-2004246/Ohio-passes-law-allowing-gun-owners-carry-guns-bars.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2011, 04:27:38 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 16, 2011, 09:30:15 PM
WTF  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003556/Sheep-stranded-roof-Wales-rescued-firemen.html)

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2011, 10:49:34 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 16, 2011, 09:30:15 PM
WTF  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003556/Sheep-stranded-roof-Wales-rescued-firemen.html)


The general opinion here is that it probably got out of someone's bedroom window, when it heard his wife coming home.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 17, 2011, 09:11:35 PM
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/jewish-court-sentences-dog-death-stoning-180029035.html (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/jewish-court-sentences-dog-death-stoning-180029035.html)

Snoops what have you been up too?

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2011, 10:13:21 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 17, 2011, 09:11:35 PM
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/jewish-court-sentences-dog-death-stoning-180029035.html (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/jewish-court-sentences-dog-death-stoning-180029035.html)

Snoops what have you been up too?

"I ate them because I thought they were Hula Hoops, Rabbi"  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 18, 2011, 12:00:14 PM

‎"The problem with quotes on the intenet, is that you can never know wether they're true or not."

- William Shakespeare
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 18, 2011, 12:04:52 PM
 lol:

I once bought two skulls from an antique shop that were supposed to be of William Shakespeare, one from when he was a boy, and one from when he grew up  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on June 18, 2011, 12:37:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 18, 2011, 12:00:14 PM

‎"The problem with quotes on the intenet, is that you can never know wether they're true or not."

- William Shakespeare

 rubschin:

I don't think that was Shakespeare, wasn't it was Abe Lincoln...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2011, 02:49:08 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 18, 2011, 12:04:52 PM
lol:

I once bought two skulls from an antique shop that were supposed to be of William Shakespeare, one from when he was a boy, and one from when he grew up  rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 18, 2011, 08:29:04 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2011, 08:40:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2011, 06:24:25 PM
Branching out from Yahoo answers by any chance Nick?  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798)
happy001 happy001

He doesn't realise that the Zombies have already taken over the council.

 Excellent  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13823427)  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2011, 04:35:54 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 18, 2011, 12:00:14 PM

‎"The problem with quotes on the intenet, is that you can never know wether they're true or not."

- William Shakespeare

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2011, 04:39:33 PM
"Is it a bird Is it a plane? No it's Foreskin Man" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.   noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2005515/Introducing-Foreskin-Man-Comic-hero-launched-battle-evil-circumcision.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2005515/Introducing-Foreskin-Man-Comic-hero-launched-battle-evil-circumcision.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2011, 01:48:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2011, 06:24:25 PM
Branching out from Yahoo answers by any chance Nick?  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798)

It was bound to happen  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2005720/Leicester-invaded-zombie-hordes-flashmob-mass-shamble-city-centre.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2005720/Leicester-invaded-zombie-hordes-flashmob-mass-shamble-city-centre.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 20, 2011, 01:51:01 PM
Psst, Grumpy, over here


Three posts up  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2011, 02:29:40 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 20, 2011, 01:51:01 PM
Psst, Grumpy, over here


Three posts up  whistle:

Affs! worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2011, 06:03:00 PM
 redface: I'm not having a good day today.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 20, 2011, 06:18:58 PM
'Ugly' people booted off date site for beautiful users

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13841257 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13841257)

More than 30,000 people have been banned from a dating website which says it's exclusively limited to beautiful users.

BeautifulPeople.com gets existing users to vote on whether or not someone's attractive enough to join.

But the site's boss says it was hit by a virus which let tens of thousands of people join without passing that test.

Most of them have now been sent an email apologising and saying they were "wrongly admitted".


Around one in seven applicants is accepted with the majority of successful new members coming from the USA, Denmark and France according to figures from the site.

The UK is among the countries with the highest rate of rejection alongside Russia and Poland.


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2011, 06:24:37 PM
22 years? Did they think she had just overdone the sun bed?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2005879/Identity-thief-caught-22-years-immigration-staff-finally-notice-black-white.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2005879/Identity-thief-caught-22-years-immigration-staff-finally-notice-black-white.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2011, 06:22:30 AM
Eight million gallons of water drained from reservoir after man urinates in it  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8582593/Eight-million-gallons-of-water-drained-from-reservoir-after-man-urinates-in-it.html)

The world has gone completely mad...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2011, 06:25:07 AM
Letting the water pass you by
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 21, 2011, 06:31:50 AM
water flowing underground  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2011, 07:57:03 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: barmisspah? on June 21, 2011, 11:23:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 21, 2011, 06:22:30 AM
Eight million gallons of water drained from reservoir after man urinates in it  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8582593/Eight-million-gallons-of-water-drained-from-reservoir-after-man-urinates-in-it.html)

The world has gone completely mad...  noooo:

So let me get this right.
The reservoir is open air, it presumably has fish in it, fish that swim, eat & crap.
Presumably there are also animals nearby who would drink from it, swim in it & crap in it.
They then send it direct to the population of Portland without it going through any form of
'cleaning' process whatsoever ?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2011, 11:33:23 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on June 21, 2011, 11:23:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 21, 2011, 06:22:30 AM
Eight million gallons of water drained from reservoir after man urinates in it  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8582593/Eight-million-gallons-of-water-drained-from-reservoir-after-man-urinates-in-it.html)

The world has gone completely mad...  noooo:

So let me get this right.
The reservoir is open air, it presumably has fish in it, fish that swim, eat & crap.
Presumably there are also animals nearby who would drink from it, swim in it & crap in it.
They then send it direct to the population of Portland without it going through any form of
'cleaning' process whatsoever ?

I think you've hit the nail on the head... they're taking the piss...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on June 21, 2011, 12:22:52 PM
Or, more correctly, not taking the piss
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 22, 2011, 09:14:22 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F53568000%2Fjpg%2F_53568655_goalpost_2.jpg&hash=1f82ce66ae86f0259e5047f3a4c0e2e481098eda)

Council bosses have admitted scoring an "own goal" after a fence was built through the middle of football goalposts in a park in York.

The new fencing was installed at a cost of £6,000 on playing fields in Heworth.

It was erected before £37,000 worth of new play equipment is phased in at the park over the next few weeks.

Dave Meigh, City of York Council's head of parks and open spaces, said: "We recognise that the failure to relocate the goalposts is a real own goal


Unbelievable  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on June 22, 2011, 09:20:27 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 22, 2011, 09:14:22 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F53568000%2Fjpg%2F_53568655_goalpost_2.jpg&hash=1f82ce66ae86f0259e5047f3a4c0e2e481098eda)

Council bosses have admitted scoring an "own goal" after a fence was built through the middle of football goalposts in a park in York.

The new fencing was installed at a cost of £6,000 on playing fields in Heworth.

It was erected before £37,000 worth of new play equipment is phased in at the park over the next few weeks.

Dave Meigh, City of York Council's head of parks and open spaces, said: "We recognise that the failure to relocate the goalposts is a real own goal


Unbelievable  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Does that mean if you are the other side of the fence, you are offside?

Anyhooo...talking of offside...

offside rule (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n-p44kKaWc#)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2011, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 22, 2011, 09:14:22 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F53568000%2Fjpg%2F_53568655_goalpost_2.jpg&hash=1f82ce66ae86f0259e5047f3a4c0e2e481098eda)

Council bosses have admitted scoring an "own goal" after a fence was built through the middle of football goalposts in a park in York.

The new fencing was installed at a cost of £6,000 on playing fields in Heworth.

It was erected before £37,000 worth of new play equipment is phased in at the park over the next few weeks.

Dave Meigh, City of York Council's head of parks and open spaces, said: "We recognise that the failure to relocate the goalposts is a real own goal


Unbelievable  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Isn't Nick doing contract work for local government?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2011, 07:28:28 AM
37 years without washing  eeek: 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2007220/Kailash-Singh-The-farm-worker-washed-37-years.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2007220/Kailash-Singh-The-farm-worker-washed-37-years.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2011, 01:54:43 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8596854/I-was-secret-5000-a-time-prostitute-claims-clerk-on-theft-charge.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8596854/I-was-secret-5000-a-time-prostitute-claims-clerk-on-theft-charge.html)

Apart from Mr Rooney I am not sure who would spend the money. ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on June 24, 2011, 02:04:09 PM
It must be the sunglasses  rubschin:

I just can't tell the difference when they both wear sunglasses 

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2011, 02:14:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 24, 2011, 02:04:09 PM
It must be the sunglasses  rubschin:

I just can't tell the difference when they both wear sunglasses 

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 lol: lol: lol: Exactly Mr P
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2011, 11:47:22 PM
A WOMAN has died of heart failure caused by the shock of waking up at her own funeral.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3656099/Wife-dies-after-she-wakes-up-at-funeral.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3656099/Wife-dies-after-she-wakes-up-at-funeral.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2011, 05:20:50 AM
Quote
A spokesman at the hospital in Kazan, Russia, said: "We are carrying out an investigation."


From which lessons will no doubt be learned.  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2011, 05:25:37 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2007971/Mick-Hucknall-says-ginger-jibes-akin-racism.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2007971/Mick-Hucknall-says-ginger-jibes-akin-racism.html)

Looks like we might have to go a bit easy on some of the members in here.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2011, 05:27:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 24, 2011, 11:47:22 PM
A WOMAN has died of heart failure caused by the shock of waking up at her own funeral.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3656099/Wife-dies-after-she-wakes-up-at-funeral.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3656099/Wife-dies-after-she-wakes-up-at-funeral.html)

happy002

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 27, 2011, 06:36:18 AM
TV are reporting that his body may have remained undiscovered in a portaloo for 20 hours,  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-13918856)  With those temperatures, I'd give it half hour if I were you



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2011, 06:51:25 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2011, 06:36:18 AM
TV are reporting that his body may have remained undiscovered in a portaloo for 20 hours,  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-13918856)  With those temperatures, I'd give it half hour if I were you

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2011, 06:55:39 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2011, 06:36:18 AM
TV are reporting that his body may have remained undiscovered in a portaloo for 20 hours,  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-13918856)  With those temperatures, I'd give it half hour if I were you

I reckon he starved to death... 20 hours shouting under the door "Hey mate, have you got any paper out there?"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2011, 09:12:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 27, 2011, 06:55:39 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2011, 06:36:18 AM
TV are reporting that his body may have remained undiscovered in a portaloo for 20 hours,  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-13918856)  With those temperatures, I'd give it half hour if I were you

I reckon he starved to death... 20 hours shouting under the door "Hey mate, have you got any paper out there?"

http://youtu.be/Vd-t4EKLWEY (http://youtu.be/Vd-t4EKLWEY)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2011, 09:19:53 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2011, 09:12:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 27, 2011, 06:55:39 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2011, 06:36:18 AM
TV are reporting that his body may have remained undiscovered in a portaloo for 20 hours,  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-13918856)  With those temperatures, I'd give it half hour if I were you

I reckon he starved to death... 20 hours shouting under the door "Hey mate, have you got any paper out there?"

http://youtu.be/Vd-t4EKLWEY (http://youtu.be/Vd-t4EKLWEY)

He enjoyed that!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2011, 08:01:14 PM
'Tau day' marked by opponents of maths constant pi

The mathematical constant pi is under threat from a group of detractors who will be marking "Tau Day" on Tuesday.

Tau Day revellers suggest a constant called tau should take its place: twice as large as pi, or about 6.28 - hence the 28 June celebration.

Tau proponents say that for many problems in maths, tau makes more sense and makes calculations easier.

WTF  whacky115

 shrugs:

 NarrowEyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 28, 2011, 08:04:27 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 28, 2011, 08:01:14 PM
'Tau day' marked by opponents of maths constant pi

The mathematical constant pi is under threat from a group of detractors who will be marking "Tau Day" on Tuesday.

Tau Day revellers suggest a constant called tau should take its place: twice as large as pi, or about 6.28 - hence the 28 June celebration.

Tau proponents say that for many problems in maths, tau makes more sense and makes calculations easier.

WTF  whacky115

 shrugs:

 NarrowEyes:

Pi under threat ........ eeek:

BM has a stock of them ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2011, 08:08:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 28, 2011, 08:04:27 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 28, 2011, 08:01:14 PM
'Tau day' marked by opponents of maths constant pi

The mathematical constant pi is under threat from a group of detractors who will be marking "Tau Day" on Tuesday.

Tau Day revellers suggest a constant called tau should take its place: twice as large as pi, or about 6.28 - hence the 28 June celebration.

Tau proponents say that for many problems in maths, tau makes more sense and makes calculations easier.

WTF  whacky115

 shrugs:

 NarrowEyes:

Pi under threat ........ eeek:

BM has a stock of them ........ whistle:

I will corner the market!

This time next year I will be a miwyionaire!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 28, 2011, 08:19:34 PM
She'll have to rewrite it now

kate bush. pure pi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F2qtds1HF0#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2011, 08:21:28 PM
Any excuse for pictures of Bush JOM  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 28, 2011, 08:24:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 28, 2011, 08:21:28 PM
Any excuse for pictures of Bush JOM  noooo:

Miss D........... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2011, 08:26:34 PM
Wot  sparkle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 28, 2011, 09:11:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 28, 2011, 08:21:28 PM
Any excuse for pictures of Bush JOM  noooo:

I fell in love with her in 1978 and..... O I C  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on June 28, 2011, 09:35:56 PM
I like neatly trimmed bush...

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 29, 2011, 05:15:20 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009307/What-wants-gets-How-teenage-daughter-dictates-family-spending.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009307/What-wants-gets-How-teenage-daughter-dictates-family-spending.html)

Any comments Miss D?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2011, 05:49:36 AM
I see they published my article  sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2011, 05:52:41 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 29, 2011, 05:49:36 AM
I see they published my article  sad32:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 29, 2011, 06:18:17 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 29, 2011, 05:49:36 AM
I see they published my article  sad32:

Wot, the photo Pirate posted like  eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on June 29, 2011, 12:11:23 PM
Quote from: Baldy on June 29, 2011, 05:15:20 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009307/What-wants-gets-How-teenage-daughter-dictates-family-spending.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009307/What-wants-gets-How-teenage-daughter-dictates-family-spending.html)

Any comments Miss D?

Anyone with a teenage daughter could have told them that!

It is not "The willpower and determination" of teenage girls so much as a desire for a quiet life on the part of the parents, self included.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 29, 2011, 12:38:56 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 29, 2011, 12:11:23 PM
Quote from: Baldy on June 29, 2011, 05:15:20 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009307/What-wants-gets-How-teenage-daughter-dictates-family-spending.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009307/What-wants-gets-How-teenage-daughter-dictates-family-spending.html)

Any comments Miss D?

Anyone with a teenage daughter could have told them that!

It is not "The willpower and determination" of teenage girls so much as a desire for a quiet life on the part of the parents, self included.

ditto
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2011, 07:55:53 PM
And the no shit Sherlock award for stating the bleeding obvious goes to:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13948071 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13948071)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2011, 08:08:49 PM
And on the same page. Arch mong
 point: point: point: point: point: point:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-13965282
 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-13965282)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2011, 08:15:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 29, 2011, 08:08:49 PM
And on the same page. Arch mong
 point: point: point: point: point: point:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-13965282
 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-13965282)

Oh God, I need to get on to someone else's wavelength sharpish  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2011, 07:18:57 AM
WTF??  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009527/NHS-nurse-offers-backstreet-genital-enlargement-using-sealant-gun-loaded-silicone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009527/NHS-nurse-offers-backstreet-genital-enlargement-using-sealant-gun-loaded-silicone.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2011, 07:20:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2011, 07:18:57 AM
WTF??  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009527/NHS-nurse-offers-backstreet-genital-enlargement-using-sealant-gun-loaded-silicone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009527/NHS-nurse-offers-backstreet-genital-enlargement-using-sealant-gun-loaded-silicone.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 30, 2011, 08:42:56 AM
I was wondering what to do with that left over silicone. I have a shed, I have the silicone, and the "gun". This time next year I could be a millionaire  lol: , or locked up  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2011, 11:37:03 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 30, 2011, 08:42:56 AM
I was wondering what to do with that left over silicone. I have a shed, I have the silicone, and the "gun". This time next year I could be a millionaire  lol: , or locked up  scared2:

Or very popular with the laydees.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 12:16:59 PM
Even more popular with the ladies , surely Darwin  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2011, 12:19:33 PM
The pool was cloudy? Just how cloudy does a public swimming pool have to be so that you don't notice a dead body in it for 2 days??  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13986769 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13986769)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2011, 12:24:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2011, 12:19:33 PM
The pool was cloudy? Just how cloudy does a public swimming pool have to be so that you don't notice a dead body in it for 2 days??  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13986769 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13986769)

Eeewww, that is outrageous!  eeek:

Quote
One regular swimmer, Louie Cahill, told ABC: "The pool is 12ft deep. You cannot see anybody in the bottom of that pool."

Bollocks can you - we used to chuck coins in the deep end of the public pool as a kid and swim down to get them...  noooo:

Mind you, I did swim down and pick up a piece of poo once...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2011, 03:40:02 PM
Wonder if the same approach could work with chavs here, offer a Subaru Impreza and £1500 in Lizzie Duke vouchers..  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13982031 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13982031)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 01, 2011, 09:30:49 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 30, 2011, 12:16:59 PM
Even more popular with the ladies , surely Darwin  lol:

 happy088   angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2011, 06:06:13 PM
This could lead to a new career for Nick...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011106/Overweight-ginger-man-romps-victory-Next-modelling-poll-online-sabotage-campaign.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011106/Overweight-ginger-man-romps-victory-Next-modelling-poll-online-sabotage-campaign.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 05, 2011, 05:23:05 PM
Not sure where else to post this to get coverage on here.

Don't trust Murdoch's promises: stop the BSkyB takeover
www.38degrees.org.uk (http://www.38degrees.org.uk)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2011, 06:41:19 PM
You could always post it as a seperate thread Miss C.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 05, 2011, 06:46:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2011, 06:41:19 PM
You could always post it as a seperate thread Miss C.  rubschin:

This is true.  I looked in The Commons but it was pretty empty and now JOM has done the honours.  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2011, 07:04:58 PM
You could always post the thread in each room, has the added bonus of driving BM up the wall  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on July 05, 2011, 07:07:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2011, 07:04:58 PM
You could always post the thread in each room, has the added bonus of driving BM up the wall  lol:

Yeah... you could also add  surrender: and  Booo!: and really make his day, like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2011, 07:09:07 PM
This could become the new pub game......  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 05, 2011, 08:08:37 PM
Guess which surrender: will appear  sick2: when and  scared2: where you mean. Sinister:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on July 05, 2011, 08:30:28 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 05, 2011, 08:08:37 PM
Guess which surrender: will appear  sick2: when and  scared2: where you mean. Sinister:

 rubschin: tsk...you should not mix alcohol with diazapam Miss C... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2011, 09:20:41 PM
 Booo!:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 03:03:27 AM
doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2011, 05:30:27 PM
Saw this and thought of Miss D...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14030720 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14030720)

 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 06, 2011, 07:09:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2011, 03:03:27 AM
doh:

 surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2011, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2011, 05:30:27 PM
Saw this and thought of Miss D...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14030720 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14030720)

 angel1


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2011, 03:15:43 PM
Ouch!!  eeek:

I've heard of having eyes in the back of your head but this..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-12040776 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-12040776)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 08, 2011, 03:20:24 PM
Clearly barking. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2011, 07:50:21 PM
 Kinnell  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-14002457)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 07:52:44 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 09, 2011, 07:50:21 PM
Kinnell  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-14002457)

Feck!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2011, 07:56:51 PM
They should sack him, obviously crap at his job

I use to work with an ex-bomb disposal officer, total nutcase  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2011, 03:51:16 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 09, 2011, 07:56:51 PM
They should sack him, obviously crap at his job

I use to work with an ex-bomb disposal officer, total nutcase  noooo:

I used to be good friends in the village here with a guy that was ex bomb disposal... worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 10, 2011, 05:42:55 AM
Was that dangerous USB ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2011, 05:56:13 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 10, 2011, 05:42:55 AM
Was that dangerous USB ?  rubschin:

Yes dear...  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 11, 2011, 09:23:30 AM
11 July 2011 Last updated at 09:35
Cyprus: Zygi naval base munitions blast kills 12

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14102253 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14102253)

 rubschin: Does this explain the missing BM?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2011, 04:50:04 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 11, 2011, 09:23:30 AM
11 July 2011 Last updated at 09:35
Cyprus: Zygi naval base munitions blast kills 12

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14102253 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14102253)

 rubschin: Does this explain the missing BM?

Iranian explosives kept in containers in the direct sunlight for 2 years next to a power plant ..............they were warned that the containers were "bulking" last week .........

We are not so smug now .....the rest of the summer with on/off electric ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 11, 2011, 05:28:38 PM
Cyprus is gubbed  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2011, 08:08:44 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 11, 2011, 05:28:38 PM
Cyprus is gubbed  noooo:

How will we keep the beer cold?...Although vino rouge should be room temerature, that is a saving grace.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on July 11, 2011, 08:22:10 PM
Village red... cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 14, 2011, 08:56:06 AM
'Pastafarian' wins right to wear sieve on his head in driving licence photo (well, he does belong to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2014553/Pastafarian-wins-right-wear-sieve-head-driving-licence-photo-does-belong-Church-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster.html#ixzz1S4Hj09Rx (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2014553/Pastafarian-wins-right-wear-sieve-head-driving-licence-photo-does-belong-Church-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster.html#ixzz1S4Hj09Rx)

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Pasta strainers are now considered suitable religious headgear in Austria... at least as far as the transport authorities are concerned.

Three years after applying for a new driver's licence, an Austrian man has finally received the laminated card - in which he is pictured with an upturned sieve on his head.

Niko Alm was allowed to wear the unusual headgear as it is deemed a suitable accessory for his 'Pastafarian' religion, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2011, 12:46:51 PM
When I first heard the story curiosity got the better of me so I had a look at the Loose Canon, the FSM bible. They are nuts but there is something about the idea of the universe being imperfect because it was created by a supreme being after a heavy drinking session that appeals to my sense of humour.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 04:24:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2011, 12:46:51 PM
When I first heard the story curiosity got the better of me so I had a look at the Loose Canon, the FSM bible. They are nuts but there is something about the idea of the universe being imperfect because it was created by a supreme being after a heavy drinking session that appeals to my sense of humour.  lol:

Where do I sign up?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2011, 12:39:41 PM
Here is the Website BM, although by their standards you are already a member. Just remember to drill some holes in the bucket.  lol:

http://www.venganza.org/ (http://www.venganza.org/)

Quote
join
So you want to be a Pastafarian

Great. Consider yourself a member.  You’ll notice there’s no hoops to jump through. You don’t need to pay anything. 

How to help the church

You can do that by spreading the word.  Tell people about Pastafarianism.  Point out that we’re the world’s most peaceful mainstream religion, having started no wars in our God’s name.  As far as I know there are no deaths attributed to our religion.

Can I be a member if I don’t literally Believe in the FSM?

Yes you can.  For the same reason that many in other religions don’t literally believe their scripture, you can be a Pastafarian without being a True Believer of our scripture.   In other words, do you know Christians who don’t take the Bible literally – but who consider themselves True Christians, nonetheless?  So do I.  In fact, True Belief is not often a requirement of religion.   Most religions are comprised of a group of people with similar – but not exact – world views.  Pastafarianism is no different in that regard.

Whatever you decide, remember this

FSM is a real, legitimate religion, as much as any other.  The fact that many see this is as a satirical religion doesn’t change the fact that by any standard one can come up with, our religion is as legitimate as any other.  And *that* is the point.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2011, 03:09:07 PM
Headline on the front of my sister's Daily Mail

"Big push for home births"

An intentional pun?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2011, 03:11:35 PM
No doubt in my mind ..... Bloody sub-editor prolly got a pay rise for it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 03:11:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2011, 03:09:07 PM
Headline on the front of my sister's Daily Mail

"Big push for home births"

An intentional pun?  rubschin:
Unlikely...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 11:33:50 AM
Croissant scam costs man £258,000 (http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/Croissant-scam-costs-man-258-yahoofinanceuk-3175110601.html)

 eeek: Do what now?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on July 16, 2011, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 11, 2011, 08:08:44 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 11, 2011, 05:28:38 PM
Cyprus is gubbed  noooo:

How will we keep the beer cold?...Although vino rouge should be room temerature, that is a saving grace.  cloud9:

yes but currently room temperature is eleventeen million degrees. vino rouge not so good when almost at boiling point  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 11:41:23 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2011, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 11, 2011, 08:08:44 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 11, 2011, 05:28:38 PM
Cyprus is gubbed  noooo:

How will we keep the beer cold?...Although vino rouge should be room temerature, that is a saving grace.  cloud9:

yes but currently room temperature is eleventeen million degrees. vino rouge not so good when almost at boiling point  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on July 16, 2011, 11:45:41 AM
its minging! caught apc having a glass the other day and I swear there was steam coming off the glass. He had to blow on it before taking a sip.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 11:46:34 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2011, 11:45:41 AM
its minging! caught apc having a glass the other day and I swear there was steam coming off the glass. He had to blow on it before taking a sip.

No such worries here like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on July 16, 2011, 11:48:05 AM
Is my pink fizzy shite still a-chillin?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 11:51:15 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2011, 11:48:05 AM
Is my pink fizzy shite still a-chillin?

Yes... I think Mr. Melon is past his sell-by tho....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on July 16, 2011, 11:52:06 AM
put it in a metal container in the sun and see if it explodes.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 11:53:50 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2011, 11:52:06 AM
put it in a metal container in the sun and see if it explodes.

 lol:

I'll prolly sling it over the cliff....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on July 16, 2011, 11:58:40 AM
oooo, yes yes! then watch the strays eat it and get hammered!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 12:00:02 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2011, 11:58:40 AM
oooo, yes yes! then watch the strays eat it and get hammered!!

Smear it with cat food first you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on July 16, 2011, 12:06:55 PM
or watch the birdies crashing from the sky. Actually, that will certainly make the sparrows shit on your pathway. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 12:15:21 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2011, 12:06:55 PM
or watch the birdies crashing from the sky. Actually, that will certainly make the sparrows shit on your pathway. rubschin:

If they can crawl that far!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2011, 07:55:50 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015717/That-sinking-feeling-Motorist-parks-slipway-save-2-car-park-fee-watches-carried-sea.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015717/That-sinking-feeling-Motorist-parks-slipway-save-2-car-park-fee-watches-carried-sea.html)

 happy001 happy001 Wankah:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2011, 04:51:42 PM
Ye cannae break the laws of Google captain  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2016191/William-Shatner-Google-account-deleted-violating-standards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2016191/William-Shatner-Google-account-deleted-violating-standards.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2011, 02:03:46 PM
Well I'd never have figured this one out. The weight of medieval armour would have had an effect on the course of a battle because whoever was wearing it would get tired.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14204717 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14204717)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2011, 03:12:13 PM
Half human half ape hybrids? Its too late, look at Wayne Rooney  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2017475/Beware-Planet-Apes-experiments-create-sci-fi-nightmare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2017475/Beware-Planet-Apes-experiments-create-sci-fi-nightmare.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 22, 2011, 05:57:27 PM
I appreciate the gravity of what is happening in Norway as I type, but Sky are reporting that the attacker is blond, 1.9m tall and spoke Norwegian. Fuck me, that narrows it down a bit
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2011, 06:08:46 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 22, 2011, 05:57:27 PM
I appreciate the gravity of what is happening in Norway as I type, but Sky are reporting that the attacker is blond, 1.9m tall and spoke Norwegian. Fuck me, that narrows it down a bit

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 23, 2011, 06:27:11 AM
When they were racing I always wanted Steve Ovett  to do this  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/athletics/14257153.stm) to Seb Coe. Actually I'd pay to see it happen now  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2011, 06:35:31 AM
 lol:

I think there would be quite a lot of people lining up to do that to Lord Coe right now  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2011, 08:24:25 PM
So becoming an MP gives you an incredible sexual magnetism?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14387836

Yeah, that's why Anne Widdecombe was beating them off with a stick.   lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2011, 08:32:51 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/07/19/self-destruct-buttons-are-a-needless-risk-329/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/07/19/self-destruct-buttons-are-a-needless-risk-329/) razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2011, 08:01:34 PM
Unfortunately Nick, where you are concerned every button is the self destruct one.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2011, 12:00:01 PM
Very clever prank .........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026876/McMystery-McDonalds-M-appears-roof-chapel-uninhabited-island.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026876/McMystery-McDonalds-M-appears-roof-chapel-uninhabited-island.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2011, 12:44:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/52st-Susanne-Eman-wants-worlds-fattest-woman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/52st-Susanne-Eman-wants-worlds-fattest-woman.html)

This woman has hit 50 stone but her target weight is 115 STONE!! with a diet of just short of 22,000 calories per sodding day. And she thinks that the fatter she gets the sexier she gets??  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F08%2F17%2Farticle-2026964-0D75EC0000000578-110_306x420.jpg&hash=2343e34245a32fd3c73257159b939fdac2de970c)

Yeah, I can really see that.  sick2:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2011, 02:43:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 17, 2011, 12:00:01 PM
Very clever prank .........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026876/McMystery-McDonalds-M-appears-roof-chapel-uninhabited-island.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026876/McMystery-McDonalds-M-appears-roof-chapel-uninhabited-island.html)

Excellent!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2011, 02:45:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2011, 12:44:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/52st-Susanne-Eman-wants-worlds-fattest-woman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/52st-Susanne-Eman-wants-worlds-fattest-woman.html)

This woman has hit 50 stone but her target weight is 115 STONE!! with a diet of just short of 22,000 calories per sodding day. And she thinks that the fatter she gets the sexier she gets??  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F08%2F17%2Farticle-2026964-0D75EC0000000578-110_306x420.jpg&hash=2343e34245a32fd3c73257159b939fdac2de970c)

Yeah, I can really see that.  sick2:


Eeewwww!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
she so purrrty.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2011, 04:19:22 PM
You could melt her down and make a fortune in the glue business :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2011, 04:53:19 PM
she looks like someone already started to melt her down..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2011, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 17, 2011, 04:19:22 PM
You could melt her down and make a fortune in the glue business :thumbsup:

 rubschin: NASA has some spare SRB's that should be up to the task...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: bodiam on August 18, 2011, 05:42:13 AM
 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2011, 02:45:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2011, 12:44:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/52st-Susanne-Eman-wants-worlds-fattest-woman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/52st-Susanne-Eman-wants-worlds-fattest-woman.html)

This woman has hit 50 stone but her target weight is 115 STONE!! with a diet of just short of 22,000 calories per sodding day. And she thinks that the fatter she gets the sexier she gets??  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F08%2F17%2Farticle-2026964-0D75EC0000000578-110_306x420.jpg&hash=2343e34245a32fd3c73257159b939fdac2de970c)

Yeah, I can really see that.  sick2:


Eeewwww!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 06:22:35 AM
Airline to put 'weep warnings'  (http://uk.travel.yahoo.com/p-promo-3361500)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 19, 2011, 06:30:22 AM
If they told me to have the tissues ready I would be disappointed if Toy Story 3 came on  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 07:15:35 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 19, 2011, 06:30:22 AM
If they told me to have the tissues ready I would be disappointed if Toy Story 3 came on  redface:

My first thought...  redface:





Waits for apc's Schindler's List joke....  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2011, 07:29:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2011, 07:15:35 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 19, 2011, 06:30:22 AM
If they told me to have the tissues ready I would be disappointed if Toy Story 3 came on  redface:

My first thought...  redface:





Waits for apc's Schindler's List joke....  ::)

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 07:33:24 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on August 19, 2011, 07:29:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2011, 07:15:35 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 19, 2011, 06:30:22 AM
If they told me to have the tissues ready I would be disappointed if Toy Story 3 came on  redface:

My first thought...  redface:





Waits for apc's Schindler's List joke....  ::)

 cussing:

 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2011, 02:26:03 PM
So the hose 'accidentally' ended up there?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029589/Gareth-Durrant-ballooned-air-hose-accidentally-lodged-backside.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029589/Gareth-Durrant-ballooned-air-hose-accidentally-lodged-backside.html)

I'd find that a tad far fetched even if Nick said it had happened to him.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 25, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2011, 02:26:03 PM
So the hose 'accidentally' ended up there?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029589/Gareth-Durrant-ballooned-air-hose-accidentally-lodged-backside.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029589/Gareth-Durrant-ballooned-air-hose-accidentally-lodged-backside.html)

I'd find that a tad far fetched even if Nick said it had happened to him.  whistle:

Looks like it happened to his bird as well........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2011, 10:16:34 PM
Waspzilla!!  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F08%2F25%2Farticle-2029913-0D90688E00000578-1_634x381.jpg&hash=0a62699ee50a851175cb35e31cb4f3bd63ee4c1e)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2029913/Warrior-wasp-discovered-jungle-jaws-longer-legs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2029913/Warrior-wasp-discovered-jungle-jaws-longer-legs.html)

How long do you think before we hear they've made it over here in a fruit shipment, or something similar.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 25, 2011, 10:25:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2011, 10:16:34 PM
Waspzilla!!  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F08%2F25%2Farticle-2029913-0D90688E00000578-1_634x381.jpg&hash=0a62699ee50a851175cb35e31cb4f3bd63ee4c1e)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2029913/Warrior-wasp-discovered-jungle-jaws-longer-legs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2029913/Warrior-wasp-discovered-jungle-jaws-longer-legs.html)

How long do you think before we hear they've made it over here in a fruit shipment, or something similar.

Don't worry BM is an expert ............... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2011, 10:47:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2011, 10:25:38 PM
Don't worry BM is an expert ............... whistle:

I'm almost afraid to ask...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2011, 04:22:35 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2011, 10:25:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2011, 10:16:34 PM
Waspzilla!!  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F08%2F25%2Farticle-2029913-0D90688E00000578-1_634x381.jpg&hash=0a62699ee50a851175cb35e31cb4f3bd63ee4c1e)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2029913/Warrior-wasp-discovered-jungle-jaws-longer-legs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2029913/Warrior-wasp-discovered-jungle-jaws-longer-legs.html)

How long do you think before we hear they've made it over here in a fruit shipment, or something similar.

Don't worry BM is an expert ............... whistle:

That is nuffink!  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 26, 2011, 05:17:25 AM
Top photography  :thumbsup:  He must have waited hours and hours before he managed to get two of them so close together in one shot  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2011, 05:31:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 26, 2011, 05:17:25 AM
Top photography  :thumbsup:  He must have waited hours and hours before he managed to get two of them so close together in one shot  whistle:

To be fair, the one that messed up with the javelin wasn't going very far....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 26, 2011, 05:35:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2011, 05:31:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 26, 2011, 05:17:25 AM
Top photography  :thumbsup:  He must have waited hours and hours before he managed to get two of them so close together in one shot  whistle:

To be fair, the one that messed up with the javelin wasn't going very far....  noooo:

It was always Fatima's fate with those looks like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2011, 05:38:18 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 26, 2011, 05:35:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2011, 05:31:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 26, 2011, 05:17:25 AM
Top photography  :thumbsup:  He must have waited hours and hours before he managed to get two of them so close together in one shot  whistle:

To be fair, the one that messed up with the javelin wasn't going very far....  noooo:

It was always Fatima's fate with those looks like

Indeed...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2011, 08:54:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2011, 10:16:34 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F08%2F25%2Farticle-2029913-0D90688E00000578-1_634x381.jpg&hash=0a62699ee50a851175cb35e31cb4f3bd63ee4c1e)


I am sure it is just honest journalistic licence and I am pedantic, but why is the inches 'scale' not to scale?

You would certainly need to roll up a broadsheet newspaper for the big one, a tabloid would be no good. scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 26, 2011, 09:18:25 AM
The Telegraph hornet service will be starting early in 2012.  The on-line service for virtual hornets will go live shortly after.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2011, 02:09:15 PM
Don't try this at home



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1wp33ok3o%2Fimage0022.jpg&hash=7b55ca253bc72c17498e73b194a80346052581eb) (http://postimage.org/image/1wp33ok3o/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2011, 03:04:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 26, 2011, 02:09:15 PM
Don't try this at home



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1wp33ok3o%2Fimage0022.jpg&hash=7b55ca253bc72c17498e73b194a80346052581eb) (http://postimage.org/image/1wp33ok3o/)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 26, 2011, 04:36:38 PM
He won't be tossing anything for a while then  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2011, 04:40:31 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2011, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 26, 2011, 04:36:38 PM
He won't be tossing anything for a while then  scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 05:32:20 PM
 Tortoise fitted with wheels  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-14679322)

You'd just have to do that thing with it that we did as kids with toy cars when you ran it forward a few times while holding it then released it so it went faster  ;D

And what's this all about, ".... inheriting the pet from a previous owner who said they could not cope" 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2011, 05:34:32 PM
I still do that with my toy cars  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2011, 07:40:12 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 05:32:20 PM
a previous owner who said they could not cope"

Indeed, tortoises can be very demanding.  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2011, 07:43:03 PM
'Mr Jackson has owned Yuri for 40 years, inheriting the pet from a previous owner who said they could not cope.

He and his wife also own horses, chickens, two dogs and a parrot.

Yuri's favourite foods include strawberries, bananas and brown bread.'


Let's hope Mr Jackson does not decide to fit wheels to the rest of his animals.

I had a tortoise as a pet when I was a child. She, for her name was Dumbella, was an escape artist and we once had to go and fetch her/it from about half a mile away.  The finders being able to phone us because my father had the sense to paint our phone number on the underside of it after about the third escape. 

my father could cope no longer and he drilled a hole through the back of it's shell through which he tied string. I was not sad enough to take it for a walk, but it was tied to the rotary drier. redface: It was a long length of string obviously.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 08:00:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 27, 2011, 07:43:03 PM
... my father could cope no longer and he drilled a hole through the back of it's shell through which he tied string. I was not sad enough to take it for a walk, but it was tied to the rotary drier. redface: It was a long length of string obviously.

Why do I have this image of a windy day, sheets on the rotary drier and a tortoise whizzing round at 30mph  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2011, 08:09:01 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 27, 2011, 07:43:03 PM
'Mr Jackson has owned Yuri for 40 years, inheriting the pet from a previous owner who said they could not cope.

He and his wife also own horses, chickens, two dogs and a parrot.

Yuri's favourite foods include strawberries, bananas and brown bread.'


Let's hope Mr Jackson does not decide to fit wheels to the rest of his animals.

I had a tortoise as a pet when I was a child. She, for her name was Dumbella, was an escape artist and we once had to go and fetch her/it from about half a mile away.  The finders being able to phone us because my father had the sense to paint our phone number on the underside of it after about the third escape. 

my father could cope no longer and he drilled a hole through the back of it's shell through which he tied string. I was not sad enough to take it for a walk, but it was tied to the rotary drier. redface: It was a long length of string obviously.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftherochesterarmoury.co.uk%2Fcatalog%2Fimages%2Fball%2520and%2520chain.jpg&hash=08948fc49d8ac64f680d519d68aaf38038b17dd5)

 sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2011, 08:48:48 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 27, 2011, 08:00:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 27, 2011, 07:43:03 PM
... my father could cope no longer and he drilled a hole through the back of it's shell through which he tied string. I was not sad enough to take it for a walk, but it was tied to the rotary drier. redface: It was a long length of string obviously.

Why do I have this image of a windy day, sheets on the rotary drier and a tortoise whizzing round at 30mph  ;D

 lol:

Funny you should say that JOM but it would go round  in circles and it wore a sort of path in the grass. One day my sister and I were at home she was upstairs shagging her boyfriend my mother came home early from work. I hurriedly ushered her outside to inspect the tortoise track whilst BF did a bunk. 

My mother thought I was bonkers, she has never treated me the same since. sad24:

I didn't get much thanks from my sister and BF either. evil:  Poor poor used Dumbella. noooo:

It was for her own good DS.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2cxap103o%2Fjanet_and_john.jpg&hash=71021ea66904099e77c43cf3738efb5d63a3e50b) (http://www.postimage.org/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2011, 04:05:05 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: bodiam on August 28, 2011, 06:56:55 AM
did your mum use it - hamster in a wheel like- to dry her washing on a still day- all be it very slowly. And too bad if the tortoise wanted to go one way and the wind blew the rotary line the other way.   shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2011, 06:58:51 AM
Quote from: bodiam on August 28, 2011, 06:56:55 AM
did your mum use it - hamster in a wheel like- to dry her washing on a still day- all be it very slowly. And too bad if the tortoise wanted to go one way and the wind blew the rotary line the other way.   shrugs:

Got it right second time...  ;)

I like the idea of giving the poor thing maryjuana leaves or summat and creating the world's largest spin dryer...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 10:22:15 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328)
 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2011, 10:57:39 AM
 lol:

I am reminded of a night shift handover when the outgoing manager informed me that both my mobile patrol men were already on the road but would be unavailable to me for about an hour or so. He went on to say that Guard XXXXX was presently at the North Middlesex Hospital having his broken leg removed and expected to be on Site 1476  in about an hour so one Mobile was baby sitting the site whilst the other was going to Guard XXXXX's home to inform his wife. Apparently an ambulance, leaving the hospital, had knocked the guard off his motorbike so they had carted him in to A&E whilst the receptionist summoned the hospital engineers to fix his bike.
The MD was in the control room at the time and became very agitated at our apparent lack of concern at all this "How can he have his leg removed and you two still expect him to be on site in an hour?"..... Woodstock, who was manning the radio controls that night, then explained to the MD that Guard XXXXX was known to be accident prone and was frequently having to go to hospital to have his tin leg straightened or replaced so he had been given a "spare" to keep in reserve. All we had to do was arrange for it to be collected from his home and delivered to A&E and he'd be back on duty.
The MD turned white and left.
The next day a memo came out from head office demanding to know how many other guards were deficient in limbs and how they had passed the medical.

We sent back a polite note saying as far as we knew 6 out of 750 had at least one false limb and two more each had a glass eye. We added that we could make no comment on the mental capacity of any of the others.

The MD never came into the control room at handover time again.   ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 01:49:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2011, 10:22:15 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328)
 point:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 29, 2011, 06:49:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2011, 01:49:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2011, 10:22:15 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328)
 point:

happy001

Read that earlier. The bit that took me a bit aback was this:

A spokeswoman for the company said it placed electronic tags on "70,000 subjects a year on behalf of the Ministry of Justice".

70,000 !!!!!!

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 06:53:36 PM
SO which of us has got one?   scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 29, 2011, 06:54:59 PM
Not me   angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 07:04:50 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 29, 2011, 07:07:48 PM
I don't do ankle bracelets  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 07:09:08 PM
Can't get one big enough?  happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 29, 2011, 07:11:27 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2011, 12:57:58 PM
"Britney Spears to try for a baby with fiancι"

Source: http://tinyurl.com/3mgh47e (http://tinyurl.com/3mgh47e)

WTF? She only has to open her legs .... that's how you get babies.  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 31, 2011, 04:42:00 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 31, 2011, 12:57:58 PM
"Britney Spears to try for a baby with fiancι"

Source: http://tinyurl.com/3mgh47e (http://tinyurl.com/3mgh47e)

WTF? She only has to open her legs .... that's how you get babies.  ::)

Don't confuse the lass Snoopy. Tthe last time she was told she only had to open her legs, it was how you get a recording contract  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2011, 08:57:11 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 31, 2011, 12:57:58 PM
"Britney Spears to try for a baby with fiancι"

Source: http://tinyurl.com/3mgh47e (http://tinyurl.com/3mgh47e)

WTF? She only has to open her legs .... that's how you get babies.  ::)

Isn't she from the deep south Snoop? Normally when they try for babies down that way it's with their siblings so that's probably confusing her.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2011, 08:58:03 AM
R.I.P. Mr Toad. 

http://io9.com/5835375/frog-the-size-of-a-child-found-eaten-in-malaysia (http://io9.com/5835375/frog-the-size-of-a-child-found-eaten-in-malaysia)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2011, 09:02:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2011, 08:58:03 AM
R.I.P. Mr Toad. 

http://io9.com/5835375/frog-the-size-of-a-child-found-eaten-in-malaysia (http://io9.com/5835375/frog-the-size-of-a-child-found-eaten-in-malaysia)

"French Consul questioned."
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: bodiam on September 01, 2011, 05:33:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2011, 08:58:03 AM
R.I.P. Mr Toad. 

http://io9.com/5835375/frog-the-size-of-a-child-found-eaten-in-malaysia (http://io9.com/5835375/frog-the-size-of-a-child-found-eaten-in-malaysia)
you sure it wasn't a child?? tunble:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2011, 07:36:49 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2033069/Talk-high-sex-drive-Amorous-couple-left-swinging-rooftop-car-park-kicking-car-reverse-passionate-clinch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2033069/Talk-high-sex-drive-Amorous-couple-left-swinging-rooftop-car-park-kicking-car-reverse-passionate-clinch.html)

lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2011, 08:19:58 PM
Been there, done that  noooo:

I still have a limp
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 04, 2011, 08:23:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2011, 08:19:58 PM
Been there, done that  noooo:

I still have a limp

A limp what?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2011, 08:25:12 PM
I sort of walk unevenly  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 04, 2011, 08:46:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2011, 08:25:12 PM
I sort of walk unevenly  evil:

On the wild side?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2011, 08:48:56 PM
I  veer to the right noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 04, 2011, 09:00:43 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2011, 08:48:56 PM
I  veer to the right noooo:

Fascist!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2011, 10:12:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 04, 2011, 08:23:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2011, 08:19:58 PM
Been there, done that  noooo:

I still have a limp

A limp what?

Handbrake  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 03:39:41 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/8743065/Tourist-complains-about-sight-of-fish-in-harbour.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/8743065/Tourist-complains-about-sight-of-fish-in-harbour.html)

WHat a mong  point: point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2011, 03:44:26 PM
There are tossers and then there are real tossers. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 05:22:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2011, 03:39:41 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/8743065/Tourist-complains-about-sight-of-fish-in-harbour.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/8743065/Tourist-complains-about-sight-of-fish-in-harbour.html)

WHat a mung  point: point:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 06, 2011, 06:29:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2011, 03:39:41 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/8743065/Tourist-complains-about-sight-of-fish-in-harbour.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/8743065/Tourist-complains-about-sight-of-fish-in-harbour.html)

WHat a mong  point: point:

Those poor kids, fancy having a father like that. Prize prick.... him, not you Nick
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 07:29:49 PM
I have an idea for anew pub game.

Growler starts  sick2:

http://www.herald.ie/news/public-anger-cannot-stop-knickers-for-drink-stunt-2867449.html (http://www.herald.ie/news/public-anger-cannot-stop-knickers-for-drink-stunt-2867449.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 07:30:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on September 06, 2011, 06:29:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2011, 03:39:41 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/8743065/Tourist-complains-about-sight-of-fish-in-harbour.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/8743065/Tourist-complains-about-sight-of-fish-in-harbour.html)

WHat a mong  point: point:

Those poor kids, fancy having a father like that. Prize prick.... him, not you Nick

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 06, 2011, 07:42:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2011, 07:29:49 PM
I have an idea for anew pub game.

Growler starts  sick2:

http://www.herald.ie/news/public-anger-cannot-stop-knickers-for-drink-stunt-2867449.html (http://www.herald.ie/news/public-anger-cannot-stop-knickers-for-drink-stunt-2867449.html)

Reminds me of a pub I went in a few times in Manchester in the late 70's, twas  Tommy Ducks  (http://pubs-of-manchester.blogspot.com/2010/01/tommy-ducks.html) , they had hundreds of pairs of womens knickers adorning the place. Women use to give their knickers in return for a pair that said something like "I've been to Tommy Ducks" on them, their knickers were then washed and dried and pinned up with all the others
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 07:45:19 PM
Why didn't they hang them up unwashed? angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2011, 04:24:31 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2011, 07:45:19 PM
Why didn't they hang them up unwashed? angel1

Eewwww...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 07, 2011, 04:41:41 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2011, 07:45:19 PM
Why didn't they hang them up unwashed? angel1

The women or the knickers  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 07, 2011, 06:10:24 AM
 French woman succesfully sues for not getting enough sex  (http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/news/world/530795/wife-sues-ex-husband-for-lack-of-sex.html)

Best put a few bob to one side. I wonder if you can have instances elsewhere "taken into consideration" like they do in courts like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2011, 07:06:59 AM
£10,000 for no sex ...come on lads ...this time next year you could be millionaires  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2011, 07:11:04 AM
Speak for yourself  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2011, 10:00:01 AM
 shutup:
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 07, 2011, 07:06:59 AM
£10,000 for no sex ...come on lads ...this time next year you could be millionaires  lol:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2011, 10:03:09 AM
With other people though TMR    lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2011, 10:31:21 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 07, 2011, 10:03:09 AM
With other people though TMR    lol:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2011, 07:07:04 AM
Drunk moose on the loose  after too much juice

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.mirror.co.uk%2Fupl%2Fm4%2Fsep2011%2F2%2F9%2Fdrunk-moose-is-seen-stuck-in-an-apple-tree-pic-scanpix-empics-245305753.jpg&hash=2fcb8b95faf6b10496df1e1b206c4f915287a832)

Police believe that the animal became intoxicated eating fermented apples before getting stuck in this tree in Gothenbury, Sweden.

Having been freed, the blotto beast had a little doze before sobering up and returning to the woods.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.metro.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F09%2F07%2Farticle-1315401701076-0DC0C07600000578-642434_466x310.jpg&hash=3c34bfb12533ac472be3474911e8dbfead90a53f)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2011, 07:16:51 AM
If yon's a moose ~ I'd hate to be around when a rat gets loose.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2011, 07:20:28 AM
Various atricles inthe papers this morning ...half claim it is an Elk the other half say it is a moose . Think moose is preferred for the rhyming opportunities,
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2011, 07:24:23 AM
I am now trying to think of things that rhyme with elk  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2011, 07:25:35 AM
Elk/Moose .... much the same thing I thought


BTW ~ What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?








You can't wash your face in a buffalo  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2011, 07:25:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2011, 07:24:23 AM
I am now trying to think of things that rhyme with elk  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Whelk
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 08, 2011, 03:09:38 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 08, 2011, 07:25:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2011, 07:24:23 AM
I am now trying to think of things that rhyme with elk  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Whelk

That about sums it up.

How about 'orange'?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 08, 2011, 03:12:27 PM
Orange doesn't rhyme with whelk. You been on the turnip wine, DS?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 08, 2011, 03:18:08 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 08, 2011, 03:12:27 PM
Orange doesn't rhyme with whelk. You been on the turnip wine, DS?

Just a small nip to keep the cold out.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 08, 2011, 08:03:53 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 08, 2011, 07:07:04 AM
Drunk moose on the loose  after too much juice

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.mirror.co.uk%2Fupl%2Fm4%2Fsep2011%2F2%2F9%2Fdrunk-moose-is-seen-stuck-in-an-apple-tree-pic-scanpix-empics-245305753.jpg&hash=2fcb8b95faf6b10496df1e1b206c4f915287a832)

Police believe that the animal became intoxicated eating fermented apples before getting stuck in this tree in Gothenbury, Sweden.

Having been freed, the blotto beast had a little doze before sobering up and returning to the woods.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.metro.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F09%2F07%2Farticle-1315401701076-0DC0C07600000578-642434_466x310.jpg&hash=3c34bfb12533ac472be3474911e8dbfead90a53f)

From the comments - 'My names Barney and I'm an elkaholic.'  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2011, 08:40:24 PM
 lol:

Quote
If Huhne had been seen leaving the scene, he would have pleaded the moose was driving!
  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2011, 07:16:41 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035112/Inventor-blows-roof-house-experiment-make-vodka-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035112/Inventor-blows-roof-house-experiment-make-vodka-goes-wrong.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2011, 07:20:17 AM
Quote
One of his products is making gift paper and stationery from sheep droppings which has been presented to Prince Charles.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035112/Inventor-blows-roof-house-experiment-make-vodka-goes-wrong.html#ixzz1XRBcP8IE (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035112/Inventor-blows-roof-house-experiment-make-vodka-goes-wrong.html#ixzz1XRBcP8IE)
whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2011, 07:21:39 AM
You've never heard of brown paper Nick?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2011, 07:21:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2011, 07:16:41 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035112/Inventor-blows-roof-house-experiment-make-vodka-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035112/Inventor-blows-roof-house-experiment-make-vodka-goes-wrong.html)
Quote
10 houses evacuated in South Wales village after Lawrence Toms found wandering streets in his blackened underwear

I wonder how they singled him out?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2011, 07:23:45 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 08:01:21 AM
Don't worry, it's only a falling five-tonne space satellite (http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/sep/08/falling-satellite-nasa-space-earth)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2011, 08:14:26 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2011, 08:19:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2011, 08:01:21 AM
Don't worry, it's only a falling five-tonne space satellite (http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/sep/08/falling-satellite-nasa-space-earth)

 eeek:

Going to buy a thicker bucket BM?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 08:20:24 AM
A one in 3200 chance does not seem like long odds to me  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 08:25:35 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 09, 2011, 08:20:24 AM
A one in 3200 chance does not seem like long odds to me  scared2:

Not compared to one in fifteen million on the lottery!  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 08:33:38 AM
Perhaps protective headgear is the way to go  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 08:35:38 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 09, 2011, 08:33:38 AM
Perhaps protective headgear is the way to go  rubschin:

I think The Minema is the way to go!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 08:37:20 AM
Underground bunkers you mean as opposed to ...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.123rf.com%2F400wm%2F400%2F400%2Fhixson%2Fhixson0702%2Fhixson070200005%2F746099-woman-sitting-in-swimming-pool-with-bucket-on-head.jpg&hash=e7a85df6f60bb30c2dc9046a0fb4a25f0272e53f)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 09, 2011, 08:37:41 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 09, 2011, 08:33:38 AM
Perhaps protective headgear is the way to go  rubschin:

Any excuse for a new hat eh?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 08:38:55 AM
I don't really do hats .....will do for Nick's wedding though  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 09, 2011, 08:37:20 AM
Underground bunkers you mean as opposed to ...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.123rf.com%2F400wm%2F400%2F400%2Fhixson%2Fhixson0702%2Fhixson070200005%2F746099-woman-sitting-in-swimming-pool-with-bucket-on-head.jpg&hash=e7a85df6f60bb30c2dc9046a0fb4a25f0272e53f)

I think so...

...don't you have executive access to the council's bunker...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 08:44:40 AM
Don't be daft that's for all the Councillors  noooo:

I have a special facility at the mortuary  scared2: ( I kid you not  noooo: )
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 08:45:52 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 09, 2011, 08:44:40 AM
Don't be daft that's for all the Councillors  noooo:

I have a special facility at the mortuary  scared2: ( I kid you not  noooo: )

A space for you and The Brat like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 08:47:23 AM
Errrrr no - for werk purposes only. She'll be fine  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 08:52:55 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 09, 2011, 08:47:23 AM
Errrrr no - for werk purposes only. She'll be fine  whistle:

Yes, I'm sure the skool will look after her....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 09, 2011, 05:40:26 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2011/sep/09/knitting-cat-crafts-best-show (http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2011/sep/09/knitting-cat-crafts-best-show)

Move over Jim. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2011, 08:26:15 PM
Mouthcam?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036200/Justin-Quinnell-creates-wacky-images-pinhole-camera-inside-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036200/Justin-Quinnell-creates-wacky-images-pinhole-camera-inside-mouth.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2011, 05:10:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2011, 08:26:15 PM
Mouthcam?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036200/Justin-Quinnell-creates-wacky-images-pinhole-camera-inside-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036200/Justin-Quinnell-creates-wacky-images-pinhole-camera-inside-mouth.html)

 shutup: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2011, 03:49:05 PM
Has Happy Feet become a Happy Meal?  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036475/Fears-Happy-Feet-penguin-eaten.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036475/Fears-Happy-Feet-penguin-eaten.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2011, 07:04:15 PM
Croc-a-ban (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-479966/Comfy-Crocs-banned-hospitals-safety-fears.html) happy001

Quote
Comfy Crocs banned in hospitals over safety fears



I made up that title like....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2011, 07:34:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2011, 07:04:15 PM
Croc-a-ban (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-479966/Comfy-Crocs-banned-hospitals-safety-fears.html) happy001

I made up that title like....  redface:

Croc-o-shite more like.  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2011, 07:35:43 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2011, 07:34:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2011, 07:04:15 PM
Croc-a-ban (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-479966/Comfy-Crocs-banned-hospitals-safety-fears.html) happy001

I made up that title like....  redface:

Croc-o-shite more like.  ::)

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2011, 03:05:00 PM
I guess you could call this a junk food diet.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2039087/Stuntman-ate-25-000-light-bulbs-6-000-vinyl-records-miracle-munching-career-retires-choking-bike-pedal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2039087/Stuntman-ate-25-000-light-bulbs-6-000-vinyl-records-miracle-munching-career-retires-choking-bike-pedal.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Benito Mussolini's uniform sells for $6,325 at auction... to a dedicated follower of fascism (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2039114/Benito-Mussolinis-military-uniform-sells-4000-auction.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2011, 08:20:02 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/02/man-arrested-in-ohio-for-_n_946618.html?ref=dumb-criminals#s363888&title=Alicia_Ducharme (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/02/man-arrested-in-ohio-for-_n_946618.html?ref=dumb-criminals#s363888&title=Alicia_Ducharme)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2011, 08:30:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 08:20:02 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/02/man-arrested-in-ohio-for-_n_946618.html?ref=dumb-criminals#s363888&title=Alicia_Ducharme (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/02/man-arrested-in-ohio-for-_n_946618.html?ref=dumb-criminals#s363888&title=Alicia_Ducharme)

Quote
An error (500 Internal Server Error) has occured in response to this request.

Mong...  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2011, 08:31:04 AM
It werks here
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2011, 08:34:45 AM
Werks here too  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2011, 08:35:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 08:31:04 AM
It werks here

It works in Mong Manor - Quelle surprise!   ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2011, 08:35:50 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2011, 08:34:45 AM
Werks here too  razz:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2011, 08:36:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2011, 08:35:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 08:31:04 AM
It werks here

It works in Mong Manor - Quelle surprise!   ::)

PICNIC?  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2011, 08:43:56 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2011, 08:36:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2011, 08:35:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 08:31:04 AM
It werks here

It works in Mong Manor - Quelle surprise!   ::)

PICNIC?  point:

Works here now too...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2011, 08:50:39 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2011, 08:52:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 08:50:39 AM
point:

Well it didn't...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 21, 2011, 12:24:53 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/16/unprecedented-demand-amongst-male-it-workers-for-cosmetic-scars/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/16/unprecedented-demand-amongst-male-it-workers-for-cosmetic-scars/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2011, 12:25:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 21, 2011, 12:24:53 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/16/unprecedented-demand-amongst-male-it-workers-for-cosmetic-scars/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/16/unprecedented-demand-amongst-male-it-workers-for-cosmetic-scars/)

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 21, 2011, 12:30:53 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2011, 12:31:45 PM
He seems sensitive to implications of effeminacy  Gayer:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2011, 12:36:45 PM
There was an picture of an hoperation....  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 21, 2011, 12:57:58 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/16/unprecedented-demand-amongst-male-it-workers-for-cosmetic-scars/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/16/unprecedented-demand-amongst-male-it-workers-for-cosmetic-scars/)

There isn't now they have removed them.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2011, 01:23:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 21, 2011, 12:57:58 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/16/unprecedented-demand-amongst-male-it-workers-for-cosmetic-scars/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/16/unprecedented-demand-amongst-male-it-workers-for-cosmetic-scars/)

There isn't now they have removed them.

I'm not clicking it...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2011, 01:27:05 PM
Get yerself back to tending LL's lovely intestines  angel1  YOu married them point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 21, 2011, 02:39:35 PM
Oh no I didn't.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 21, 2011, 05:02:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2011, 08:20:02 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/02/man-arrested-in-ohio-for-_n_946618.html?ref=dumb-criminals#s363888&title=Alicia_Ducharme (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/02/man-arrested-in-ohio-for-_n_946618.html?ref=dumb-criminals#s363888&title=Alicia_Ducharme)

From that article
Quote
He's diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder and has abused his medication, she said.
Has he been shagging the medicine bottles as well  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 22, 2011, 10:08:46 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3829861/It-was-paint-staking-br-but-I-had-a-ball.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3829861/It-was-paint-staking-br-but-I-had-a-ball.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2011, 05:37:48 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 22, 2011, 10:08:46 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3829861/It-was-paint-staking-br-but-I-had-a-ball.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3829861/It-was-paint-staking-br-but-I-had-a-ball.html)

Why? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 23, 2011, 06:25:02 AM
Maybe he has no railings to paint. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2011, 06:27:08 AM
Obsessive compulsive disorber.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 23, 2011, 06:28:56 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 23, 2011, 06:27:08 AM
Obsessive compulsive disorber.  rubschin:

 ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 23, 2011, 07:49:54 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 23, 2011, 06:25:02 AM
Maybe he has no railings to paint. whistle:

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2011, 08:46:14 AM
For BM and Growler

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040478/Welcome-The-Cat-House--rooms-cost-3-700-night-share-700-furry-friends.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040478/Welcome-The-Cat-House--rooms-cost-3-700-night-share-700-furry-friends.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2011, 06:48:52 PM
Cornwall's 'Supercouncil' at it's finest.  noooo:

For 40 years, Joy Bloor has looked after tortoises at her home in St Austell, Cornwall. She’s always done it for love, not money.
But now her sanctuary is being threatened with closure after council officials ruled that her 400 tortoises are ‘wild animals’. She has been told that she will be put out of business unless she applies for a zoo licence, which could cost £1,000.
Joy’s Lower Sticker Tortoise Garden has become a popular tourist attraction. Admission was free until the local council decided to make her pay business rates and she had to start charging £3 a head to cover costs.

Joy and Zeus the tortoise
That was just the beginning of the bureaucratic interference. The council is also insisting that all the tortoises should be tagged with electronic micro-chips. Presumably, officials are worried they might stage a mass break-out and start savaging the cattle on nearby farmland.
Someone at the Town Hall has been watching too many episodes of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
If the tortoises did break for the border, it wouldn’t be that difficult rounding them up. The average walking speed of a tortoise is just 0.17 miles an hour. That would give even the slowest-witted council jobsworth ample time to apprehend them and return them to captivity. Some of the tortoises are more than 100 years old. They are hardly likely to go on the rampage across the Cornish countryside.
Joy said: ‘Even if they did escape, they wouldn’t get very far. Our tortoises are fully domesticated and follow us like little dogs. They come when we call them. They couldn’t possibly survive without humans to keep them alive.’
Micro-chipping them would not only be near impossible, because of the thickness of their leathery skin, it could also cause considerable distress and life-threatening trauma in some cases. And what if the tortoises simply retreated into their shells and refused to come out? Would they send for the Black and Decker drills?
The council argues that it has no option other than to force Joy to comply with the provisions of the Zoo Licensing Act 1981. Bailiffs have already visited the sanctuary and issued an enforcement order. She is now being threatened with prosecution.
This could become the latest cause celebre, once those Irish ‘travellers’ have finally left their illegal site in Essex.
No doubt Vanessa Redgrave is hot-footing it to Cornwall to save the St Austell 400. I have visions of the tortoises barricading themselves into their sanctuary, chaining themselves to concrete pillars, hoisting the United Nations flag and chanting: ‘Hell. No. We Won’t Go.’
Swampy and his mates are probably steaming down the A30 in a fleet  of old Bedford vans to provide  reinforcements, while riot police from neighbouring forces tool up and flood into Cornwall, ramping  up the overtime. Let the Battle of Lower Sticker commence.
OK, so it’s easy to make fun of this, but for Joy it’s no laughing matter. Why should she have a lifetime of hard work and devotion ruined by block-headed bureaucrats?
All she’s doing is giving a home to domestic pets who either been abandoned or have lost their owners. Where’s harm?
The idea that she’s running some kind of zoo is beyond preposterous. Somehow I can’t see tortoises jumping through hoops or propelling themselves on the flying trapeze.
Most tortoises spend all day mooching around doing very little and hibernate from the end of September to the beginning of March. The sanctuary closes to the public for the winter. There’s not much call for paying three quid to watch tortoises sleep.

The Lower Sticker Tortoise Garden closes to visitors in the Winter while the tortoises are in hibernation
More to the point, think of the time and taxpayers’ money which has been wasted on this fatuous exercise — the officers’ reports, the site visits, the committee meetings, the legal opinions, the interminable discussions about whether tortoises are domestic pets or ‘wild animals’.
And this at a time when councils across the country are bleating about the ‘cuts’ to essential public services.
Actually, money is the motive force behind all this. First they slapped a massive bill for business rates on Joy, now they want her to buy an expensive zoo licence, call it a grand for cash.
The bold public servant responsible for this vindictive campaign is one Lance Kennedy, who styles  himself ‘Cabinet Member’ of Cornwall Council and ‘Portfolio Holder for Community Safety and Protection.’
That grandiose title just about sums up everything which is wrong with the kind of individual who goes into local government these days.
He’s a jumped-up parish councillor, but has taken on the airs and graces of an international statesman. ‘Cabinet Member’ and ‘Portfolio Holder for Community Safety and Protection’. For heaven’s sake.
Protection from what, exactly — wild tortoises?
Just who does this pompous oaf think he is? When the local MP wrote appealing for clemency, Portfolio Holder Kennedy accused him of ‘inciting’ council officials to break the law.
Major Lance says he sympathises with Joy’s plight, but rules is rules: the refrain of intransigent tyrants down the ages. He is impervious to reason.
Bring on the Ninja Turtles.


www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2040805/Joy-Bloors-Lower-Sticker-Tortoise-Garden-Beware-Cornish-Mutant-Ninja-Tortoises.html#ixzz1YtfrBqfO (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2040805/Joy-Bloors-Lower-Sticker-Tortoise-Garden-Beware-Cornish-Mutant-Ninja-Tortoises.html#ixzz1YtfrBqfO)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2011, 09:29:46 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/24/nasa-to-end-49-year-ban-on-clowns-in-space/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/24/nasa-to-end-49-year-ban-on-clowns-in-space/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2011, 07:52:59 PM
66.5mph on an engine powered by coffee?  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15033859 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15033859)

What beans were you using and where can I get some.   eatdrink013
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2011, 07:54:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2011, 07:52:59 PM
66.5mph on an engine powered by coffee?  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15033859 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15033859)

What beans were you using and where can I get some.   eatdrink013

Cat shite coffee prolly...  whistle:

It goes like shit off a shovel...  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point: point:

DEadly eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 27, 2011, 05:34:32 PM
 Darwin would have said the same  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-15072380)   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2011, 07:41:18 PM
Quote from: Just One More on September 27, 2011, 05:34:32 PM
Darwin would have said the same  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-15072380)   noooo:
whistle:
Absolutely.

I shall be inviting her to use my land so I can give her a good talking-to as well.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2011, 01:22:26 PM
Virtual monkeys have almost completed typing out the complete works of Shakespeare?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15060310 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15060310)



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 03:22:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2011, 08:01:21 AM
Don't worry, it's only a falling five-tonne space satellite (http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/sep/08/falling-satellite-nasa-space-earth)

 eeek:

Doomed satellite landed in Pacific, NASA says (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/doomed-satellite-landed-pacific-nasa-says-204048232.html)

Quote
CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (Reuters) - Debris from a defunct six-tonne NASA science satellite that crashed to Earth on Saturday fell harmlessly in a remote area of the South Pacific Ocean, NASA said on Tuesday.

Experts estimated that as much as 1,100 pounds (495 kg) of debris survived the bus-sized satellite's fiery plunge through the atmosphere, which started at midnight EDT on Saturday (0400 GMT on Sunday).

The Joint Space Operations Center at Vandenberg Air Force Base in California determined that the U.S. space agency's Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite (UARS) entered the atmosphere over the Pacific Ocean at 14.1 degrees south latitude and 170.2 west longitude, NASA said in a statement.

Phew!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on September 28, 2011, 04:22:20 PM
Heidi the cross-eyed opposum dies!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8793780/Heidi-the-cross-eyed-opposum-dies.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8793780/Heidi-the-cross-eyed-opposum-dies.html)

 eeek:   
                                       
                                         
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2011, 04:24:32 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2011, 04:39:51 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 28, 2011, 04:22:20 PM
Heidi the cross-eyed opposum dies!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8793780/Heidi-the-cross-eyed-opposum-dies.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8793780/Heidi-the-cross-eyed-opposum-dies.html)
   
                                   

Quote
Heidi became an internet sensation, gaining more Facebook followers than Angela Merkel
Probably because she was better looking.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2011, 04:42:42 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2011, 06:15:32 PM
Question, how the hell is this economically viable? It doesn't matter how many drinks they sold, even with the £5 entrance fee at 10p and 20p a go they must be making a hell of a loss.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042703/The-Show-Bar-Warringtons-2-Bob-Tuesday-revellers-pass-gutter.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042703/The-Show-Bar-Warringtons-2-Bob-Tuesday-revellers-pass-gutter.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2011, 06:21:03 PM
Don Shenker is a prize twat
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2011, 06:23:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 28, 2011, 06:21:03 PM
Don Shenker is a prize twat

I think he is worserer than that...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2011, 06:29:12 PM
Feck Moi!  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042727/Karla-Flores-Miracle-Woman-LIVE-grenade-lodged-face--survived.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042727/Karla-Flores-Miracle-Woman-LIVE-grenade-lodged-face--survived.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2011, 09:08:55 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043105/How-did-Sei-whale-beached-middle-field-East-Yorkshire.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043105/How-did-Sei-whale-beached-middle-field-East-Yorkshire.html)
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 10:09:33 AM
Why ask the question to attract attention then give the explanation a couple of paragraphs later  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2011, 11:17:17 AM
The cheek of it  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042837/Scarlett-Johansson-leaked-photos-spark-cheeky-new-internet-craze.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042837/Scarlett-Johansson-leaked-photos-spark-cheeky-new-internet-craze.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 29, 2011, 12:24:18 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 10:09:33 AM
Why ask the question to attract attention then give the explanation a couple of paragraphs later  Banghead

I'd copied and pasted and was about to post the same question  sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2011, 12:47:03 PM
Quote from: Just One More on September 29, 2011, 12:24:18 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 10:09:33 AM
Why ask the question to attract attention then give the explanation a couple of paragraphs later  Banghead

I'd copied and pasted and was about to post the same question  sadsmiley30:

Do we need shite like this?

No we don't.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 29, 2011, 01:01:17 PM
I was only saying like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2011, 01:52:43 PM
Quote from: Just One More on September 29, 2011, 01:01:17 PM
I was only saying like

Were you just saying?

I suppose you were.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 29, 2011, 05:05:25 PM
 confused:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on September 29, 2011, 05:10:10 PM
Me too      happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2011, 05:24:03 PM
What is this shite...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2011, 06:21:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2011, 05:24:03 PM
What is this shite...? Shrugs:

You've spoiled it now.

You have to answer your own question in the same post.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2011, 06:22:40 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2011, 06:21:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2011, 05:24:03 PM
What is this shite...? Shrugs:

You've spoiled it now.

You have to answer your own question in the same post.  noooo:

Well you didn't...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2011, 06:25:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2011, 06:22:40 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2011, 06:21:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2011, 05:24:03 PM
What is this shite...? Shrugs:

You've spoiled it now.

You have to answer your own question in the same post.  noooo:

Well you didn't...  evil:

My own question?

Yes I did.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2011, 09:47:02 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045467/Worlds-hottest-chilli-contest-Kismots-Edinburgh-sees-2-participants-hospitalised.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045467/Worlds-hottest-chilli-contest-Kismots-Edinburgh-sees-2-participants-hospitalised.html)

I shouldn't laugh but  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2011, 05:37:31 PM
Fryinair?  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-15191275 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-15191275)

Hat, coat........TAXI!!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2011, 10:03:13 AM
http://www.npr.org/2011/10/07/141157494/beards-hair-cut-off-in-amish-on-amish-attacks (http://www.npr.org/2011/10/07/141157494/beards-hair-cut-off-in-amish-on-amish-attacks)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Hey Snoop, do you need an outfit for Halloween?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047830/The-Greyhound-Strikes-Back-artist-creates-Star-Wars-At-At-suit-pet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047830/The-Greyhound-Strikes-Back-artist-creates-Star-Wars-At-At-suit-pet.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 13, 2011, 05:09:49 AM
In these days of cutbacks,  What a waste of time, energy and money  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-15267798)   cussing: 

And no, I wasn't planning to go   Finger:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 13, 2011, 05:42:56 AM
My Brother and his Wife are going to Portsmouth this week ... they said they were catching a ferry.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2011, 07:14:33 AM
Portsmouth  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2011, 09:14:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2011, 07:14:33 AM
Portsmouth  noooo: noooo: noooo:
^^^^^^^^^
Wot he said.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 13, 2011, 02:21:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Hey Snoop, do you need an outfit for Halloween?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047830/The-Greyhound-Strikes-Back-artist-creates-Star-Wars-At-At-suit-pet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047830/The-Greyhound-Strikes-Back-artist-creates-Star-Wars-At-At-suit-pet.html)

That's horrible.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2011, 02:25:16 PM
Apparently sound like Tel we once did.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2050018/Sounded-like-Yoda-did-Early-humans-spoke-backwards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2050018/Sounded-like-Yoda-did-Early-humans-spoke-backwards.html)

Older than we thought he may be  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2011, 11:57:09 AM
As much as I know it's wrong I'd have been sorely tempted to apply for the card just for the hell of it.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2050899/Dear-Mr-F--Off-like-Halifax-account-Customers-fury-bank-sends-abusive-letter.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2050899/Dear-Mr-F--Off-like-Halifax-account-Customers-fury-bank-sends-abusive-letter.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2011, 12:02:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2011, 11:57:09 AM
As much as I know it's wrong I'd have been sorely tempted to apply for the card just for the hell of it.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2050899/Dear-Mr-F--Off-like-Halifax-account-Customers-fury-bank-sends-abusive-letter.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2050899/Dear-Mr-F--Off-like-Halifax-account-Customers-fury-bank-sends-abusive-letter.html)

Me too!  eveilgrin:

Anyway... why did he open it if it wasn't addressed to him....?  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 21, 2011, 12:11:12 PM
Border Agent put his wife on terrorist list

Immigration officer fired after putting wife on list of terrorists to stop her flying home

An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.

He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is ‘not conducive to the public good’.

As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.

The tampering went undetected until the immigration officer was selected for promotion and his wife name was found on the suspects’ list during a vetting inquiry.

The Home Office confirmed today that the officer has been sacked for gross misconduct.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2011, 12:49:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 21, 2011, 12:11:12 PM
Border Agent put his wife on terrorist list

Immigration officer fired after putting wife on list of terrorists to stop her flying home

An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.

He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is ‘not conducive to the public good’.

As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.

The tampering went undetected until the immigration officer was selected for promotion and his wife name was found on the suspects’ list during a vetting inquiry.

The Home Office confirmed today that the officer has been sacked for gross misconduct.
lol: lol: lol:

Where is LL?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2011, 01:42:57 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2011, 12:49:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 21, 2011, 12:11:12 PM
Border Agent put his wife on terrorist list

Immigration officer fired after putting wife on list of terrorists to stop her flying home

An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.

He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is ‘not conducive to the public good’.

As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.

The tampering went undetected until the immigration officer was selected for promotion and his wife name was found on the suspects’ list during a vetting inquiry.

The Home Office confirmed today that the officer has been sacked for gross misconduct.
lol: lol: lol:

Where is LL?  rubschin:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2011, 03:33:02 PM
Apprently he got it wrong and today is the day...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051693/Rapture-Will-world-end-today-Harold-Camping-goes-hiding.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051693/Rapture-Will-world-end-today-Harold-Camping-goes-hiding.html)

Where is Nick?  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2011, 06:09:34 PM
Held together by TAPE?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2052751/Ryanair-flight-turns-TAPE-pilots-window-comes-loose.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2052751/Ryanair-flight-turns-TAPE-pilots-window-comes-loose.html)

That settles it, I'm never going anywhere near a bloody Ryanair jet.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 07:10:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2011, 06:09:34 PM
Held together by TAPE?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2052751/Ryanair-flight-turns-TAPE-pilots-window-comes-loose.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2052751/Ryanair-flight-turns-TAPE-pilots-window-comes-loose.html)

That settles it, I'm never going anywhere near a bloody Ryanair jet.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2011, 03:03:03 PM
So who are you flying over here with BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2011, 03:27:58 PM
20 million bees in the back of a lorry??  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15439754 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15439754)



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:37:19 PM
How do you "recapture bees"  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2011, 03:41:47 PM
Dysonzilla.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 03:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:37:19 PM
How do you "recapture bees"  scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.beedata.com%2Fapis-uk%2Fnewsletters04%2Fimages%2Fbee-eater-400px.jpg&hash=4e160ffbae14184373b4889712833f682dab93b2)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:55:12 PM
Is that some sort of tit?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 03:58:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:55:12 PM
Is that some sort of tit?

No, you are some sort of tit...

That is a bee eater...

We have fowzands of them here - before they shoot them all that is....  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2011, 04:00:58 PM
I'd love to know where they found someone daft enough to drive the lorry in the first place?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 04:01:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2011, 04:00:58 PM
I'd love to know where they found someone daft enough to drive the lorry in the first place?

"Mr. Nick, would you drive this please?"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2011, 04:03:04 PM
I'm guessing that means he was brought in after the previous 159 successful deliveries.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2011, 04:03:04 PM
I'm guessing that means he was brought in after the previous 159 successful deliveries.  whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2011, 04:08:06 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 04:09:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 04:08:06 PM
cussing:

Do you have an H.G.Bee...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2011, 04:10:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2011, 03:58:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:55:12 PM
Is that some sort of tit?

No, you are some sort of tit...

That is a bee eater...

We have fowzands of them here - before they shoot them all that is....  ::)

Do they make nice pies, like?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2011, 04:14:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 04:10:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2011, 03:58:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:55:12 PM
Is that some sort of tit?

No, you are some sort of tit...

That is a bee eater...

We have fowzands of them here - before they shoot them all that is....  ::)

Do they make nice pies, like?

I shot one once...  redface:

But I didn't eat it....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2011, 04:17:47 PM
I have recipes  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 26, 2011, 08:29:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:37:19 PM
How do you "recapture bees"  scared2:

They use a sting operation. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 26, 2011, 08:31:23 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 26, 2011, 08:29:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:37:19 PM
How do you "recapture bees"  scared2:

They use a sting operation. whistle:


Well that's the buzz on the streets ..... but I'm not convinced.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 26, 2011, 08:36:29 AM
It's true I tell you.  They were going to just wing it but decided against that in the end beecause it just wasn't worth it.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2011, 08:37:45 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 26, 2011, 08:29:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2011, 03:37:19 PM
How do you "recapture bees"  scared2:

They use a sting operation. whistle:

No, a honey trap...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 26, 2011, 08:38:27 AM
If we drone on about it they won't come back
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 26, 2011, 08:48:24 AM
Bet they gerra man in ..... sort of hive the job off.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2011, 08:49:13 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 26, 2011, 08:38:27 AM
If we drone on about it they won't come back

 noooo:

Growler will go apiary when he reads this....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 26, 2011, 08:52:10 AM
 rubschin: P'raps they'll use a nectar card.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on October 26, 2011, 08:52:52 AM
Quote
Travellers block coastal path as it would 'invade their privacy'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/countryside/8848362/Travellers-block-coastal-path-as-it-would-invade-their-privacy.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/countryside/8848362/Travellers-block-coastal-path-as-it-would-invade-their-privacy.html)

<snigger>  No comments alluding to the old Max Miller joke  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2011, 09:09:37 AM
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2011, 08:52:52 AM
Quote
Travellers block coastal path as it would 'invade their privacy'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/countryside/8848362/Travellers-block-coastal-path-as-it-would-invade-their-privacy.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/countryside/8848362/Travellers-block-coastal-path-as-it-would-invade-their-privacy.html)

<snigger>  No comments alluding to the old Max Miller joke  whistle:

Oh do bee-have....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 26, 2011, 09:19:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2011, 09:09:37 AM
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2011, 08:52:52 AM
Quote
Travellers block coastal path as it would 'invade their privacy'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/countryside/8848362/Travellers-block-coastal-path-as-it-would-invade-their-privacy.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/countryside/8848362/Travellers-block-coastal-path-as-it-would-invade-their-privacy.html)

<snigger>  No comments alluding to the old Max Miller joke  whistle:

Oh do bee-have....  whistle:

He said waspishly.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2011, 09:36:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2011, 08:49:13 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 26, 2011, 08:38:27 AM
If we drone on about it they won't come back

 noooo:

Growler will go apiary when he reads this....  redface:

But isn't he a worker?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2011, 12:55:30 PM
Miss D may want to get her application in sharpish...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2053971/How-scoop-dream-job--Haagen-Dazs-offering-work-taste-tester.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2053971/How-scoop-dream-job--Haagen-Dazs-offering-work-taste-tester.html)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 12:56:44 PM
She would look like she had blown a seal  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 27, 2011, 04:25:43 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2011, 04:27:27 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2011, 03:02:01 PM
Zombosium?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-15492383 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-15492383)
 
I'd have gone just for the hell of it. redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 28, 2011, 04:48:58 PM
Despite living and working around Winchester for 22 years, I didn't know they had a UNi. Colleges yes, Uni, no
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2011, 04:54:12 PM
I stumbled upon the UNiversity of High Wycombe the other day noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2011, 05:33:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2011, 04:54:12 PM
I stumbled upon the UNiversity of High Wycombe the other day noooo:

That explains where they got the idea from  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2011, 08:42:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2011, 04:54:12 PM
I stumbled upon the UNiversity of High Wycombe the other day noooo:

A branch of Brunel I believe.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2011, 08:46:26 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2011, 10:38:08 PM
A possible use for Miss D's voddy empties?  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-15505130 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-15505130)

I know they would be glass rather then plastic but the principle should still be the same.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 05:00:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2011, 10:38:08 PM
A possible use for Miss D's voddy empties?  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-15505130 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-15505130)

I know they would be glass rather then plastic but the principle should still be the same.  rubschin:

Or beer cans perhaps...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 30, 2011, 05:15:43 AM
You could try and work out how many it would take, how much they would weigh, how many per day you'd have to drink in a year to complete the project, and how much it'll cost like  ;)  The clock starts now
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 05:17:24 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 30, 2011, 05:15:43 AM
You could try and work out how many it would take, how much they would weigh, how many per day you'd have to drink in a year to complete the project, and how much it'll cost like  ;)  The clock starts now

And what it would be worth in a year!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2011, 10:58:06 AM
http://www.thelocal.se/36994/20111027/ (http://www.thelocal.se/36994/20111027/)  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2011, 11:22:10 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2011, 11:27:28 AM
Quote
“I'd never seen anything like it. Not with elk, at least,” he said.
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 30, 2011, 11:28:34 AM
 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2011, 08:10:00 AM
Haven't Burger King and McDonalds been doing this for years?  whistle:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/7654267.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/7654267.stm)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2011, 08:53:06 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/06/lion-line-passengers-held-station?newsfeed=true (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/06/lion-line-passengers-held-station?newsfeed=true)

A lion on the line

Travellers forced to remain on board a train for two hours in Shepley, Yorkshire, while police searched for the animal  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2011, 08:56:51 PM
Jim?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2011, 09:47:36 PM
Come fly with me?  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2058851/Ryanair-boss-Michael-OLeary-plans-screen-flight-pornography.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2058851/Ryanair-boss-Michael-OLeary-plans-screen-flight-pornography.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 09, 2011, 07:16:15 AM
Puts a whole new meaning on the phrase 'coming into land' doesn't it. 8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2011, 07:18:31 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2011, 07:16:15 AM
Puts a whole new meaning on the phrase 'coming into land' doesn't it. 8)

Boom-tish!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2011, 08:06:22 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 09, 2011, 07:16:15 AM
Puts a whole new meaning on the phrase 'coming into land' doesn't it. 8)

Dangerous if your gear is still up though.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2011, 10:41:36 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2058921/19st-rugby-player-Chris-Birch-stroke-gym-accident-wakes-gay.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2058921/19st-rugby-player-Chris-Birch-stroke-gym-accident-wakes-gay.html) eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 09, 2011, 06:06:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2011, 10:41:36 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2058921/19st-rugby-player-Chris-Birch-stroke-gym-accident-wakes-gay.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2058921/19st-rugby-player-Chris-Birch-stroke-gym-accident-wakes-gay.html) eeek:

It happens. I know somebody who this happened to. He was a red bloodied heterosexual, had a car accident, suffered injuries and went into a coma, and six months later recovered from his injuries but was as camp as Larry Grayson
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2011, 06:07:34 PM
A "friend" of yours? YOu can tell us angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 09, 2011, 06:10:23 PM
I didn't say he was a "friend", he's a barman in a pub

Anyway, I've met some strange men in other pubs like  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2011, 06:17:16 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 09, 2011, 06:10:23 PM
I didn't say he was a "friend", he's a barman in a pub

Anyway, I've met some strange men in other pubs like  whistle:

Horse & Groom, Canal Walk Southampton
Juniper Berry, Upper Bugle Street Southampton
The Cricketers Arms, Bedford Place Southampton
The Endeavour, Simnel Street Southampton

You do drink in the queerest places  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2011, 06:18:20 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 09, 2011, 06:10:23 PM
I didn't say he was a "friend", he's a barman in a pub

Anyway, I've met some strange men in other pubs like  whistle:

Gayer:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 09, 2011, 06:42:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2011, 06:18:20 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 09, 2011, 06:10:23 PM
I didn't say he was a "friend", he's a barman in a pub

Anyway, I've met some strange men in other pubs like  whistle:

Gayer:

I meant

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fkndz6wuit%2Fnick.jpg&hash=9269fbdbdefc9acc904c9fb1d4aa82b9b1237a5f) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2011, 06:44:38 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 09, 2011, 06:42:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2011, 06:18:20 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 09, 2011, 06:10:23 PM
I didn't say he was a "friend", he's a barman in a pub

Anyway, I've met some strange men in other pubs like  whistle:

Gayer:

I meant

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fkndz6wuit%2Fnick.jpg&hash=9269fbdbdefc9acc904c9fb1d4aa82b9b1237a5f) (http://www.postimage.org/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2011, 01:35:29 PM
The wheel falls of the plane you are in and you decide not to tell the cabin crew?  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15668364 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15668364)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2011, 01:40:04 PM
 eeek:

I used to fly with them a lot. It always worried me that you were told to sit in certain seats to "balance" the plane on take off and landing  scared2:

Flying north once the pilot said, "We are now passing Blackpool Tower."  We seemed to be level with the top  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2011, 10:20:41 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/angie-varona-14-year-unwillingly-internet-sex-symbol/story?id=14882768 (http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/angie-varona-14-year-unwillingly-internet-sex-symbol/story?id=14882768)

Far be it from me to suggest Googling the pictures  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2011, 10:35:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 11, 2011, 10:20:41 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/angie-varona-14-year-unwillingly-internet-sex-symbol/story?id=14882768 (http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/angie-varona-14-year-unwillingly-internet-sex-symbol/story?id=14882768)

Far be it from me to suggest Googling the pictures  redface:

Tsk, tsk...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2011, 11:49:14 PM
5 ft wingspan???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2060424/Silent-killers-Giant-owls-snatch-dogs-backyards-terrify-pet-owners.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2060424/Silent-killers-Giant-owls-snatch-dogs-backyards-terrify-pet-owners.html)

Godzillowl?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2011, 06:54:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2011, 11:49:14 PM
5 ft wingspan???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2060424/Silent-killers-Giant-owls-snatch-dogs-backyards-terrify-pet-owners.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2060424/Silent-killers-Giant-owls-snatch-dogs-backyards-terrify-pet-owners.html)

Godzillowl?

I wonder if they'll take cats...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2011, 09:20:07 PM
At that size, if one heard Growler doing his owl impression it could take him never mind a bloody cat.  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2011, 06:17:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2011, 09:20:07 PM
At that size, if one heard Growler doing his owl impression it could take him never mind a bloody cat.  eeek:

Excellent!  Sinister:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 15, 2011, 06:28:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2011, 06:17:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2011, 09:20:07 PM
At that size, if one heard Growler doing his owl impression it could take him never mind a bloody cat.  eeek:

Excellent!  Sinister:

Barman snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Growler's bound to have the golden coconut off him for that cruel and unecessary comment  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2011, 06:29:49 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 15, 2011, 06:28:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2011, 06:17:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2011, 09:20:07 PM
At that size, if one heard Growler doing his owl impression it could take him never mind a bloody cat.  eeek:

Excellent!  Sinister:

Barman snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Growler's bound to have the golden coconut off him for that cruel and unecessary comment  point:

doh: I didn't mean....  sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 15, 2011, 06:32:51 AM
 char048
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2011, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 15, 2011, 06:32:51 AM
char048

Stop it!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 15, 2011, 07:01:47 AM
They are going to do a one off Jim will fix it at Christmas. eeek:

I suppose they will dig him up and prop him in the corner. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2011, 07:05:51 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 15, 2011, 07:01:47 AM
They are going to do a one off Jim will fix it at Christmas. eeek:

I suppose they will dig him up and prop him in the corner. noooo:

I'd watch that!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2011, 08:43:17 AM
You expecting a Christmas of the Living Dead then BM?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2011, 09:06:34 AM
I could just imagine the reaction of the irst dozy plod this went past, probably choke on his doughnut.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2060744/It-look-like-Batmobile-Nissans-concept-car-drive-using-smartphone--park-autopilot.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2060744/It-look-like-Batmobile-Nissans-concept-car-drive-using-smartphone--park-autopilot.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2011, 09:09:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2011, 09:06:34 AM
I could just imagine the reaction of the irst dozy plod this went past, probably choke on his doughnut.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2060744/It-look-like-Batmobile-Nissans-concept-car-drive-using-smartphone--park-autopilot.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2060744/It-look-like-Batmobile-Nissans-concept-car-drive-using-smartphone--park-autopilot.html)

Quote
Will it drive me home from the pub legally?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 15, 2011, 11:31:25 AM
 sad24:  I can't get to that link I get a service error thingy.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2011, 05:17:25 PM
Seems to work fine Miss C, are you having a Nick moment?   whistle:






 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 15, 2011, 05:46:10 PM
I have Nick weeks so this small problem is nothing. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2011, 11:58:14 AM
You might want to pass this one by Tipsy.  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062082/Couple-demand-compensation-Tesco-finding-emaciated-carcass-dead-bird-supermarket-salad.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062082/Couple-demand-compensation-Tesco-finding-emaciated-carcass-dead-bird-supermarket-salad.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2011, 12:00:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2011, 11:58:14 AM
You might want to pass this one by Tipsy.  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062082/Couple-demand-compensation-Tesco-finding-emaciated-carcass-dead-bird-supermarket-salad.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062082/Couple-demand-compensation-Tesco-finding-emaciated-carcass-dead-bird-supermarket-salad.html)
Why compo?  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 16, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
Clearly a "no-news" day  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2011, 12:07:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2011, 12:00:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2011, 11:58:14 AM
You might want to pass this one by Tipsy.  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062082/Couple-demand-compensation-Tesco-finding-emaciated-carcass-dead-bird-supermarket-salad.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062082/Couple-demand-compensation-Tesco-finding-emaciated-carcass-dead-bird-supermarket-salad.html)
Why compo?  Banghead

Blame the greedy feckin solicitors who decided that the american system of suing and/or getting compensation for pretty much anything would make them money over here. Now its ingrained people will try it whenever they get the chance.  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2011, 12:09:38 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 16, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
Clearly a "no-sinews" day  noooo:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2011, 12:12:57 PM
So a pub could in theory do away with the bar staff...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062126/Just-help-lads-Landlord-designs-self-service-beer-pump-queues-down.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062126/Just-help-lads-Landlord-designs-self-service-beer-pump-queues-down.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2011, 12:21:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2011, 12:12:57 PM
So a pub could in theory do away with the bar staff...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062126/Just-help-lads-Landlord-designs-self-service-beer-pump-queues-down.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062126/Just-help-lads-Landlord-designs-self-service-beer-pump-queues-down.html)


But does it come with big tits and a ready smile?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2011, 12:22:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2011, 12:12:57 PM
So a pub could in theory do away with the bar staff...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062126/Just-help-lads-Landlord-designs-self-service-beer-pump-queues-down.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062126/Just-help-lads-Landlord-designs-self-service-beer-pump-queues-down.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2011, 12:35:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 16, 2011, 12:21:28 PM
But does it come with big tits and a ready smile?  noooo:

You have obviously seen more of BM than the rest of us.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2011, 12:50:33 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2011, 12:35:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 16, 2011, 12:21:28 PM
But does it come with big tits and a ready smile?  noooo:

You have obviously seen more of BM than the rest of us.  noooo:

He's seen my helmet....  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2011, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2011, 12:50:33 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2011, 12:35:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 16, 2011, 12:21:28 PM
But does it come with big tits and a ready smile?  noooo:

You have obviously seen more of BM than the rest of us.  noooo:

He's seen my helmet....  ;)
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2011, 05:51:31 PM
The amount of time BM spends in the doghouse that isn't so surprising.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2011, 06:18:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2011, 05:51:31 PM
The amount of time BM spends in the doghouse that isn't so surprising.  rubschin:

Boom-tish!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2011, 10:48:37 AM
http://www.maxfarquar.com/2011/11/new-israel-airpot-security-device/ (http://www.maxfarquar.com/2011/11/new-israel-airpot-security-device/) :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2011, 11:03:08 AM
 lol: lol: lol: I like it!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2011, 11:09:18 AM
http://www.maxfarquar.com/2011/11/darwin-award-of-the-week/ (http://www.maxfarquar.com/2011/11/darwin-award-of-the-week/)
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2011, 03:15:39 PM
Its not that much more stupid than the voddy eye shots and prolly on a par with anal beer bongs Nick.  noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2011, 04:16:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2011, 03:15:39 PM
Its not that much more stupid than the voddy eye shots and prolly on a par with anal beer bongs Nick.  noooo:


You youngsters  noooo:


What was wrong with the good, old fashioned, method of getting rat-arsed on pints of beer?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2011, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 17, 2011, 04:16:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2011, 03:15:39 PM
Its not that much more stupid than the voddy eye shots and prolly on a par with anal beer bongs Nick.  noooo:


You youngsters  noooo:


What was wrong with the good, old fashioned, method of getting rat-arsed on pints of beer?

Indeed!  :thumbsup:

In fact, I just ordered a new beer kit today!  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2011, 05:32:51 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 17, 2011, 04:16:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2011, 03:15:39 PM
Its not that much more stupid than the voddy eye shots and prolly on a par with anal beer bongs Nick.  noooo:


You youngsters  noooo:


What was wrong with the good, old fashioned, method of getting rat-arsed on pints of beer?

Don't tar me with that brush Muttley, I may be younger but I'm not stupid enough to try any of them.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2011, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2011, 05:32:51 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 17, 2011, 04:16:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2011, 03:15:39 PM
Its not that much more stupid than the voddy eye shots and prolly on a par with anal beer bongs Nick.  noooo:


You youngsters  noooo:


What was wrong with the good, old fashioned, method of getting rat-arsed on pints of beer?

Don't tar me with that brush Muttley, I may be younger but I'm not stupid enough to try any of them.  noooo:

Muttley!  eeek:  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 17, 2011, 07:09:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2011, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 17, 2011, 04:16:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2011, 03:15:39 PM
Its not that much more stupid than the voddy eye shots and prolly on a par with anal beer bongs Nick.  noooo:


You youngsters  noooo:


What was wrong with the good, old fashioned, method of getting rat-arsed on pints of beer?

Indeed!  :thumbsup:

In fact, I just ordered a new beer kit today!  whistle:


If you need help just call............................












drinking it ..........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on November 18, 2011, 10:48:18 AM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/9372303.Suicidal_woman_chokes_on_a_sausage_roll/ (http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/9372303.Suicidal_woman_chokes_on_a_sausage_roll/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2011, 01:11:05 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2011, 07:37:13 PM
Ana Log living?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2063072/Meet-Mr-Thirties-The-man-home-lifestyle-stuck-year-war.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2063072/Meet-Mr-Thirties-The-man-home-lifestyle-stuck-year-war.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 20, 2011, 10:57:09 AM
Saw this and thought of our own Dr Growlittle

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063680/Still-want-kitten-The-adorable-baby-owl-LOVES-petted.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063680/Still-want-kitten-The-adorable-baby-owl-LOVES-petted.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2011, 11:00:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 20, 2011, 10:57:09 AM
Saw this and thought of our own Dr Growlittle

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063680/Still-want-kitten-The-adorable-baby-owl-LOVES-petted.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063680/Still-want-kitten-The-adorable-baby-owl-LOVES-petted.html)


Aaahhhhh.....  cloud9:

http://youtu.be/3G1PFLuTrgM (http://youtu.be/3G1PFLuTrgM)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 20, 2011, 10:45:34 PM
I could be wrong but I don't think Prince Philip likes wind farms.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063836/Prince-Philip-blasts-wind-farms-useless-disgrace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063836/Prince-Philip-blasts-wind-farms-useless-disgrace.html)

 worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 21, 2011, 07:50:24 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8902503/Men-spend-more-time-getting-ready-than-women-research-shows.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8902503/Men-spend-more-time-getting-ready-than-women-research-shows.html)

Men spend more time getting ready than women  whistle:

On average men spend 81 minutes a day on personal grooming, including cleansing, toning and moisturising, shaving, styling hair and choosing clothes, the study found.
Women have their beauty regime down to a fine art and get hair, clothes and make-up done in just 75 minutes.
The research, carried out for Travelodge, found that on an average morning men spend 23 minutes in the shower, compared to 22 minutes for women.
Men then take 18 minutes on their shaving regime, compared to 14 minutes for women despite them having to trim legs, armpits and bikini line.
Men take a minute longer - 10 minutes - on cleansing, toning and moisturising.

 whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2011, 09:01:43 AM
Bollox!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 21, 2011, 09:04:36 AM
I know....23 minutes in the shower  noooo:

  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2011, 09:17:17 AM
I should have so much time to myself!

Sh*t, Shave, Shampoo, dressed and out the door in under 10 minutes .... the rest of my time is waiting to get into the f'ing bathroom.  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2011, 09:23:37 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/11/20/mumsnet-brought-to-its-knees-by-dildo-storm/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/11/20/mumsnet-brought-to-its-knees-by-dildo-storm/)

The website Mumsnet was on its knees yesterday after a mum used its message boards to debut her “male equivalent of a  MILF”.

‘I saw this derogatory term everywhere,’ said Mrs Jane Brooker of Carshalton Beeches, ‘so I thought, why can’t we ladies have a nice, clean codeword for the buff parade outside the school gates? That’s when it came to me: “DILDO – Dad I’d Like to Do”. It’s short, smooth, and rolls off the tongue.’

Mrs Brooker splashed her term all over Mumsnet, unveiling her hotness hierarchy. Her best friend’s husband became a “total dildo”, Barack Obama a “dildo if I could afford the airfare” and Hugh Grant “the eternal dildo.”

Chaos ensued, until the website’s founder, Jane Owen, sprang to Mrs Brooker’s defence. ‘I can’t see what the fuss is about. Mind you, when “Abi’smum” posted about the “intimate pleasure a rabbit can give” in the page dealing with pet care we nearly had an animal cruelty charge.’

Mrs Brooker was red faced when told of her error. “What, you shove them up – where? For fun? Eeuw, that’s the last time I coin a phrase in a hurry. But is it still ok to call Ricky Gervais a “Total Waste of Anyone’s Time”?

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2011, 10:28:51 PM
Any budding Bond villains out there?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2064305/For-sale-Bond-villain-lair--100-million-plus-shark-tanks-henchmen-included.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2064305/For-sale-Bond-villain-lair--100-million-plus-shark-tanks-henchmen-included.html)

http://www.firebox.com/product/4893/Project-Utopia (http://www.firebox.com/product/4893/Project-Utopia)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2011, 10:32:14 PM
I could live with that  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 09:21:06 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15818910 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15818910)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 09:22:46 AM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2011, 09:51:47 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 10:15:30 AM
Nick, BM - I'm impressed, I was convinced your replies would begin with "M"...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2011, 10:40:53 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 10:15:30 AM
Nick, BM - I'm impressed, I was convinced your replies would begin with "M"...

Merde?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 10:42:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2011, 10:40:53 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 10:15:30 AM
Nick, BM - I'm impressed, I was convinced your replies would begin with "M"...

Merde?  rubschin:

No, you've MISSeD the point...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2011, 10:44:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 10:42:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2011, 10:40:53 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 10:15:30 AM
Nick, BM - I'm impressed, I was convinced your replies would begin with "M"...

Merde?  rubschin:

No, you've MISSeD the point...

 eeek:

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 10:54:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2011, 10:44:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 10:42:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2011, 10:40:53 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 10:15:30 AM
Nick, BM - I'm impressed, I was convinced your replies would begin with "M"...

Merde?  rubschin:

No, you've MISSeD the point...

 eeek:

 scared:


 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2011, 12:16:50 PM
 eeek:

Darwin, better get the signs out. BM you may want to get a mop and bucket ready to wash the blood off the floor.


I'm just going to retreat to somewhere safe from the imminent explosion, Egypt or Iran should do.

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2011, 02:37:19 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 22, 2011, 10:42:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2011, 10:40:53 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 10:15:30 AM
Nick, BM - I'm impressed, I was convinced your replies would begin with "M"...

Merde?  rubschin:

No, you've MISSeD the point...

Oh sweetheart , how many lives do you have left , that's just a frivolous waste of another. !!!

You won't miss the point when we next meet !
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 02:38:46 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2011, 02:40:44 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thefancydressexperience.co.uk%2Fekmps%2Fshops%2Ffancydressexp%2Fimages%2Faxe-in-head-1933-p.jpg&hash=6d20a47ffcd447404b42ffa86f59bf19adcb57cd)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 03:28:49 PM
Barman made me say it. Honest!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2011, 03:30:41 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 22, 2011, 03:28:49 PM
Barman made me say it. Honest!

I fecking didn't!  cussing:

On this occasion (and I admit is is rare), myself and Nick are clearly innocent....  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 03:31:31 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2011, 03:35:12 PM
 angel1 angel1

^^^ the two amigos ^^^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on November 22, 2011, 03:36:19 PM
Laurel and Hardy more like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 03:36:31 PM
 angel1 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on November 22, 2011, 03:37:22 PM
 2gayers:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2011, 03:39:57 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 22, 2011, 03:28:49 PM
Barman made me say it. Honest!

Oh dear, now you are compounding your offence  noooo:

Never mind by the time I've finished filling your shorts with cement your ankles will finally be covered for the first time this year  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 03:40:37 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2011, 04:01:56 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.btvision.bt.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F08%2Fbob_builder_s6.jpg&hash=f53abf2fc643fe804f1d905f1713579482a3ff28)

"It's OK Bob, she paid cash."
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 04:03:10 PM
 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

Post of the Week Award
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Miss D, would a large voddy or seven on Friday placate your ire?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 04:05:05 PM
Oh noes noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2011, 04:14:13 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 22, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Miss D, would a large voddy or seven on Friday placate your ire?

I am not in work this week ......although there is a leaving do and I haven't decided if I am going in yet  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 04:48:53 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on November 22, 2011, 04:14:13 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 22, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Miss D, would a large voddy or seven on Friday placate your ire?

I am not in work this week ......although there is a leaving do and I haven't decided if I am going in yet  rubschin:


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 04:53:47 PM
If she meets you she will never get anywhere noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 05:12:27 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 22, 2011, 04:53:47 PM
If she meets you she will never get anywhere noooo:

Your point being?  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 05:28:38 PM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/topstories/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/ (http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/topstories/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/)
 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 22, 2011, 05:52:33 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 22, 2011, 05:28:38 PM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/topstories/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/ (http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/topstories/9160231.Man_survives_being_hit_by_train/)
 whistle:

//www.thetimes.co.uk/news/topstories/ginger_halfwit_survives_being_hit_by_man_who_got_hit_by_train

 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2011, 06:06:52 PM
Touched a sore point have we? whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2011, 06:37:28 PM
I shouldn't laugh, I really shouldn't laugh it isn't fair to this poor woman...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2064747/British-tourist-left-hanging-naked-balcony-rail-Spanish-apartment-tryst-goes-horribly-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2064747/British-tourist-left-hanging-naked-balcony-rail-Spanish-apartment-tryst-goes-horribly-wrong.html)

I'm guessing the balcony rail is buggered then.   lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2011, 03:34:06 PM
Note to self, if I end up in a management position do not sack anyone.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065642/Bad-day-office-Former-worker-hurls-desks-chairs-computers-150ft-firms-high-rise-building.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065642/Bad-day-office-Former-worker-hurls-desks-chairs-computers-150ft-firms-high-rise-building.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2011, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2011, 03:34:06 PM
Note to self, if I end up in a management position do not sack anyone.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065642/Bad-day-office-Former-worker-hurls-desks-chairs-computers-150ft-firms-high-rise-building.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065642/Bad-day-office-Former-worker-hurls-desks-chairs-computers-150ft-firms-high-rise-building.html)

Better still, work for yourself and never employ anyone.... it is a complete nightmare....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2011, 03:48:44 PM
I could be going down that path anyway BM, at least I may be if the bloody consultant gets back in touch with me about arranging the interview.  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2011, 03:49:24 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2011, 03:52:35 PM
Apparently I have an unerring knack of ringing when he is on another line.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2011, 11:09:56 PM
Personally I'd have just rung the AA.

Real Street Fighter Wannabe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n_9Nd9bhco#ws)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2064137/No-need-crusher-Street-fighter-demolishes-car-bare-hands.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2064137/No-need-crusher-Street-fighter-demolishes-car-bare-hands.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2011, 05:47:09 PM
Why the hell would you want to name your kid Jihad  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066555/Gigantic-baby-Jihad-born-Berlin-Mother-names-Muslim-word-holy-war.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066555/Gigantic-baby-Jihad-born-Berlin-Mother-names-Muslim-word-holy-war.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2011, 06:52:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2011, 05:47:09 PM
Why the hell would you want to name your kid Jihad  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066555/Gigantic-baby-Jihad-born-Berlin-Mother-names-Muslim-word-holy-war.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066555/Gigantic-baby-Jihad-born-Berlin-Mother-names-Muslim-word-holy-war.html)

At 13 lb I would have thought Moses would have been more on her mind during the delivery.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 07:22:15 PM
Wizard's sleeve noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2011, 07:25:47 PM
I could have gone further but I'm resisting the urge to channel old school Frankie Boyle.

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2011, 07:31:41 PM
Am I a bad person for wondering what it would take to set up a Harry Potter themed yoga flashmob outside of the vatican?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066289/Yoga-work-devil-says-Vaticans-chief-exorcist-doesnt-like-Harry-Potter-either.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066289/Yoga-work-devil-says-Vaticans-chief-exorcist-doesnt-like-Harry-Potter-either.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2011, 07:34:15 PM
I once sang in the Pope's backing group in St Peter's. Long story redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2011, 10:22:27 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 26, 2011, 07:34:15 PM
I once sang in the Pope's backing group in St Peter's. Long story redface:

Before they banned castrati or after?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 07:34:09 AM
I heard, what I presumed to be, the last castrato, singing on on a gramophone record it was very eerie.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2011, 07:41:31 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 07:34:09 AM
I heard, what I presumed to be, the last castrato, singing on on a gramophone record it was very eerie.

Well it was hardly gonna be a load of bollocks  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2011, 07:41:56 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 27, 2011, 07:41:31 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 07:34:09 AM
I heard, what I presumed to be, the last castrato, singing on on a gramophone record it was very eerie.

Well it was hardly gonna be a load of bollocks  ;)

 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2011, 07:44:51 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2Fxtjfrswkx%2F296720_117976178313371_100003029692178_112341_1405938710_n.jpg&hash=bff7c26a97af0a5e6744af3d274bd4c41b5d0dd1) (http://postimage.org/image/xtjfrswkx/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2011, 11:43:13 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimage.org%2Fxtjfrswkx%2F296720_117976178313371_100003029692178_112341_1405938710_n.jpg&hash=bff7c26a97af0a5e6744af3d274bd4c41b5d0dd1) (http://postimage.org/image/xtjfrswkx/)

"Mother Theresa, the Vatican years"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2011, 02:23:16 PM
Miss D is mother Theresa's great grand daughter?  eeek:

Anyhoo, who fancies a yoghurt  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067142/Diners-disgust-tucking-fudge-flavoured-yoghurt--biting-human-TOOTH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067142/Diners-disgust-tucking-fudge-flavoured-yoghurt--biting-human-TOOTH.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2011, 05:48:53 PM
Your fingernails are as long as your bloody arms, how the hell can you sometimes forget they are there?  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F11%2F28%2Farticle-0-0EF8369000000578-361_634x701.jpg&hash=7c1765a679eea238d3deffbdc2ea7de9484cc5ec)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2067169/Chris-Walton-fingernails-Singer-recognised-having-worlds-longest-nails.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2067169/Chris-Walton-fingernails-Singer-recognised-having-worlds-longest-nails.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
How does she brush her teeth? Or get dressed? Or anyfink?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2011, 06:02:34 PM
Same way as hedgehogs fvck ...... with extreme care  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2011, 07:50:55 PM
Hmmm, so if I come up with a conspiracy theory that is mostly nuts with some half accurate geopolitical analysis I can make a fortune in the US?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067004/David-Icke-Why-America-falling-feet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067004/David-Icke-Why-America-falling-feet.html)

Nick, can I borrow your subconscious for a couple of days?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2011, 11:01:14 PM
Fook me  eeek:

WATERCOOLER CANNON: New military device fires out bottles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK5EeXPzSD0#ws)

Puts a different spin on the water pistol
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on November 28, 2011, 11:48:32 PM
yeah right... happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2011, 01:56:43 AM
Figured you'd be mounting at least one on the Piratemobile so you could give broadsides while driving  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2011, 11:35:19 AM
http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/Whitstable-mum-custard-shortage/story-12006899-detail/story.html (http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/Whitstable-mum-custard-shortage/story-12006899-detail/story.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2011, 11:41:08 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 29, 2011, 11:35:19 AM
http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/Whitstable-mum-custard-shortage/story-12006899-detail/story.html (http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/Whitstable-mum-custard-shortage/story-12006899-detail/story.html)

FFS!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2011, 01:25:23 PM
Come on BM, that's no trifling matter.  whistle:


Anyhoo, Apollo 13% ABV

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067460/Beer-drinkers-launch-space---drink-falls-Earth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067460/Beer-drinkers-launch-space---drink-falls-Earth.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on November 29, 2011, 01:25:37 PM
 eeek:   Pampas grass anybody?  Mariella Frostrup's got a couple of nice ones  whistle:

Quote
The gravelly-voiced journalist said she had been inundated with lusty admirers after placing two pampas grass plants on her balcony.
Now, after realising they are recognised as a calling card for swingers, the BBC arts presenter is trying to get rid of the plants.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8922492/Mariella-Frostrup-accidentally-invites-swingers.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8922492/Mariella-Frostrup-accidentally-invites-swingers.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2011, 01:32:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2011, 01:25:23 PM
Come on BM, that's no trifling matter.  whistle:


Anyhoo, Apollo 13% ABV

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067460/Beer-drinkers-launch-space---drink-falls-Earth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067460/Beer-drinkers-launch-space---drink-falls-Earth.html)

cooool!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2011, 01:33:30 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 29, 2011, 01:25:37 PM
eeek:   Pampas grass anybody?  Mariella Frostrup's got a couple of nice ones  whistle:

Quote
The gravelly-voiced journalist said she had been inundated with lusty admirers after placing two pampas grass plants on her balcony.
Now, after realising they are recognised as a calling card for swingers, the BBC arts presenter is trying to get rid of the plants.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8922492/Mariella-Frostrup-accidentally-invites-swingers.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8922492/Mariella-Frostrup-accidentally-invites-swingers.html)

I wonder what time the garden centre closes....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2011, 01:33:51 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 29, 2011, 01:25:37 PM
eeek:   Pampas grass anybody?  Mariella Frostrup's got a couple of nice ones  whistle:

Quote
The gravelly-voiced journalist said she had been inundated with lusty admirers after placing two pampas grass plants on her balcony.
Now, after realising they are recognised as a calling card for swingers, the BBC arts presenter is trying to get rid of the plants.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8922492/Mariella-Frostrup-accidentally-invites-swingers.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8922492/Mariella-Frostrup-accidentally-invites-swingers.html)

They'd look nice on my patio rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2011, 01:34:59 PM
And with your luck you'll be inundated with offers from men.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2011, 01:38:18 PM
 eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2011, 01:43:43 PM
The stereotype of the thick irishman is alive and well, feckin eejit

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/8923103/Councillor-thought-cloud-computing-depended-on-rainy-weather.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/8923103/Councillor-thought-cloud-computing-depended-on-rainy-weather.html)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on November 29, 2011, 01:59:07 PM
 ;D ;D

Quote
"Tell me why large companies are opening server farms in cold wet countries then," he asked Cllr Shields.

Good question Councillor  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2011, 02:15:28 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 29, 2011, 01:59:07 PM
;D ;D

Quote
"Tell me why large companies are opening server farms in cold wet countries then," he asked Cllr Shields.

Good question Councillor  point:

Mock ye not ..... He's prolly the eejit that invented Yahoo Answers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2011, 02:52:07 PM
A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html)


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2011, 02:59:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 29, 2011, 02:52:07 PM
A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 01, 2011, 08:37:47 AM
http://www.boscoho.com/09Joomla/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=150&Itemid=305 (http://www.boscoho.com/09Joomla/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=150&Itemid=305)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2011, 09:02:32 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 01, 2011, 08:37:47 AM
http://www.boscoho.com/09Joomla/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=150&Itemid=305 (http://www.boscoho.com/09Joomla/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=150&Itemid=305)

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2011, 09:16:23 AM
Does he have a bionic willy too?  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2011, 09:25:46 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on December 01, 2011, 09:16:23 AM
Does he have a bionic willy too?  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Yes, but even smaller than BMs.

The poor chap probably needs a rectum as well, you could apply for the job.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2011, 09:37:38 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2011, 09:46:01 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 01, 2011, 08:37:47 AM
http://www.boscoho.com/09Joomla/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=150&Itemid=305 (http://www.boscoho.com/09Joomla/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=150&Itemid=305)

 eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 02, 2011, 01:44:54 PM
Seems like a trend.............. rubschin:


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3974438/Tattoo-was-a-privates-matter.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3974438/Tattoo-was-a-privates-matter.html)

A MAN has been jailed for maliciously tattooing a 16-inch PENIS on a pal's back.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2011, 01:57:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 02, 2011, 01:44:54 PM
Seems like a trend.............. rubschin:


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3974438/Tattoo-was-a-privates-matter.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3974438/Tattoo-was-a-privates-matter.html)

A MAN has been jailed for maliciously tattooing a 16-inch PENIS on a pal's back.

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 02, 2011, 04:54:10 PM
Good morning, this is your 7.50 Radio Scotland alarm call.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2069157/BBC-apologies-Radio-Scotland-staff-turn-air-blue-glitch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2069157/BBC-apologies-Radio-Scotland-staff-turn-air-blue-glitch.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 02, 2011, 06:07:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 02, 2011, 01:44:54 PM
Seems like a trend.............. rubschin:


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3974438/Tattoo-was-a-privates-matter.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3974438/Tattoo-was-a-privates-matter.html)

A MAN has been jailed for maliciously tattooing a 16-inch PENIS on a pal's back.

If he listens carefully as he enters the pub etc he'll hear them saying, "here comes Nobby"  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 02, 2011, 07:19:21 PM
Art? That's a bit rash(er).  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2069002/Art-Basel-2011-Muri-Kims-The-Pig-That-Therefore-I-Am-Exhibit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2069002/Art-Basel-2011-Muri-Kims-The-Pig-That-Therefore-I-Am-Exhibit.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2011, 07:28:32 AM
 Effin Faceache  (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/the-effin-village-thats-too-rude-for-facebook-6271558.html)  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2011, 07:39:14 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 03, 2011, 09:02:19 AM
She should start her own site 'effin feckface'.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2011, 09:02:57 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on December 03, 2011, 09:02:19 AM
She should start her own site 'effin feckface'.  lol:

Or we could....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2011, 06:21:08 PM
Shave and a haircut? 2 tits.   redface:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-16016953 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-16016953)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2011, 06:48:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2011, 06:21:08 PM
Shave and a haircut? 2 tits.   redface:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-16016953 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-16016953)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2011, 09:22:00 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/10/11/rail-travellers-urged-to-cuddle-during-rush-hour/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/10/11/rail-travellers-urged-to-cuddle-during-rush-hour/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 09:51:43 AM
Feck moi  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070046/Japans-2-5m-supercar-motorway-crash-involving-8-Ferraris-3-Mercedes-Lamborghini-Skyline-.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070046/Japans-2-5m-supercar-motorway-crash-involving-8-Ferraris-3-Mercedes-Lamborghini-Skyline-.html)

Bet that guy just lost his membership to the weekend driving club.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2011, 11:41:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 09:51:43 AM
Feck moi  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070046/Japans-2-5m-supercar-motorway-crash-involving-8-Ferraris-3-Mercedes-Lamborghini-Skyline-.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070046/Japans-2-5m-supercar-motorway-crash-involving-8-Ferraris-3-Mercedes-Lamborghini-Skyline-.html)

Bet that guy just lost his membership to the weekend driving club.

 quote from another source........"Among the wreckage were two Ferrari F430s, two Ferrari F355s, two Ferrari 360 Modenas, a Lamborghini Diablo and a Toyota Prius hybrid."

WTF was the prius doing with them????
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 12:19:52 PM
Playing chicken?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2011, 12:32:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 12:19:52 PM
Playing chicken?  rubschin:

It said hybrid not hy-bird......... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:20:27 PM
GCHQ are are looking to recruit new codebreakers and have set up a website as a test.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15968878 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15968878)

http://www.canyoucrackit.co.uk/ (http://www.canyoucrackit.co.uk/)

I had a go at trying to crack the Beale pages when I was younger so I thought I'd give this a go but I'm buggered if I can get anywhere with it.  surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2011, 03:21:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:20:27 PM
GCHQ are are looking to recruit new codebreakers and have set up a website as a test.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15968878 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15968878)

http://www.canyoucrackit.co.uk/ (http://www.canyoucrackit.co.uk/)

I had a go at trying to crack the Beale pages when I was younger so I thought I'd give this a go but I'm buggered if I can get anywhere with it.  surrender:

AFFS!  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:22:36 PM
Where?  surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2011, 03:23:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:22:36 PM
Where?  surrender:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9053.6015 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9053.6015)  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:24:37 PM
Don'r often go into that thread  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2011, 03:25:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 03:24:37 PM
Don'r often go into that thread  redface:

Tsk, tsk....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 07:44:06 PM
These guys are feckin' nuts.  eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/8935747/Great-balls-of-fire-Chinese-compete-in-ethnic-games.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/8935747/Great-balls-of-fire-Chinese-compete-in-ethnic-games.html)

Having said that, the ball game could make an entertaining addition to the Olympics.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2011, 05:29:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 07:44:06 PM
These guys are feckin' nuts.  eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/8935747/Great-balls-of-fire-Chinese-compete-in-ethnic-games.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/8935747/Great-balls-of-fire-Chinese-compete-in-ethnic-games.html)

Having said that, the ball game could make an entertaining addition to the Olympics.  rubschin:

Excellent!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2011, 03:07:59 PM
Just sent in my CV on the off chance, something tells me I haven't got a snowballs chance in hell of working there but it would be cool.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2071057/Googles-new-floor-London-office-looks-like-Big-Brother-house.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2071057/Googles-new-floor-London-office-looks-like-Big-Brother-house.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2011, 03:16:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2011, 03:07:59 PM
Just sent in my CV on the off chance, something tells me I haven't got a snowballs chance in hell of working there but it would be cool.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2071057/Googles-new-floor-London-office-looks-like-Big-Brother-house.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2071057/Googles-new-floor-London-office-looks-like-Big-Brother-house.html)
Indeed!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2011, 03:38:54 PM
An auction for a date with the virgin Mary?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/8939020/BeautifulPeople.com-thrown-off-eBay-for-auctioning-date-with-the-Virgin-Mary.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/8939020/BeautifulPeople.com-thrown-off-eBay-for-auctioning-date-with-the-Virgin-Mary.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2011, 03:51:24 PM
I bet she'd be a challenge  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2011, 03:52:40 PM
Do we even want to know how much you have bid Nick.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2011, 03:59:26 PM
The Muppets are brainwashing our children? Only on Fox.  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8937688/The-Muppets-film-brainwashing-children-against-rich.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8937688/The-Muppets-film-brainwashing-children-against-rich.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 12:08:46 PM
The minute I saw the headline I knew who it had to be, I hope they include this in the episode  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8942164/Cannonball-hits-house-after-TV-experiment-goes-wrong.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8942164/Cannonball-hits-house-after-TV-experiment-goes-wrong.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2011, 12:12:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 12:08:46 PM
The minute I saw the headline I knew who it had to be, I hope they include this in the episode  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8942164/Cannonball-hits-house-after-TV-experiment-goes-wrong.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8942164/Cannonball-hits-house-after-TV-experiment-goes-wrong.html)

Mythbusters!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 04:50:42 PM
My ideal job BM  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2011, 05:01:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 04:50:42 PM
My ideal job BM  cloud9:

Me too!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 08, 2011, 05:03:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2011, 05:01:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 04:50:42 PM
My ideal job BM  cloud9:

Me too!  cloud9:

 rubschin: The All New Chuckle Brothers Act eh?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2011, 05:04:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 08, 2011, 05:03:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2011, 05:01:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 04:50:42 PM
My ideal job BM  cloud9:

Me too!  cloud9:

 rubschin: The All New Chuckle Brothers Act eh?

Chuckle Brothers with explosives!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 06:19:29 PM
Does that make me Adam to your Jamie then......   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2011, 06:23:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 06:19:29 PM
Does that make me Adam to your Jamie then......   rubschin:

As long as I get to have a pop at Scottie I don't care...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 08, 2011, 06:36:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2011, 06:23:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 06:19:29 PM
Does that make me Adam to your Jamie then......   rubschin:

As long as I get to have a pop at Scottie I don't care...  redface:

The fat f***er in Star Trek  rubschin:  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2011, 06:37:50 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 08, 2011, 06:36:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2011, 06:23:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 06:19:29 PM
Does that make me Adam to your Jamie then......   rubschin:

As long as I get to have a pop at Scottie I don't care...  redface:

The fat f***er in Star Trek  rubschin:  eeek:

Feck off!  evil:

Scottie Chapman like.... Drool:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2011, 06:40:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2011, 06:23:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 06:19:29 PM
Does that make me Adam to your Jamie then......   rubschin:

As long as I get to have a pop at Scottie I don't care...  redface:

 eeek:

Ah' willnae' tak it BM.  evil:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cardassiaprimera.com.ar%2FMontgomery-Scott-Scotty.jpg&hash=cbad0f1c768fea3a23437a3be24070dc03ecc439)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2011, 06:43:06 PM
This one...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcSCxEzDe9h3Xczt66iCF23dGjh6DsC3IFVlotkPqxihWDX8RskASs08180cUA&hash=84ac51bea6dd4f6bda874f8a6bdb14eac2d94820)

Drool:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 08, 2011, 06:49:21 PM
God knows what she's doing in that pic. Is that a tramp stamp on her arm  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2011, 06:54:38 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 08, 2011, 06:49:21 PM
God knows what she's doing in that pic. Is that a tramp stamp on her arm  noooo:

She is covered in tats... I find them disgusting but I'd make an exception in her case....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 08, 2011, 06:49:21 PM
God knows what she's doing in that pic.

Jump-starting the digestive Transit by the look of it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2011, 06:43:06 PM
This one...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcSCxEzDe9h3Xczt66iCF23dGjh6DsC3IFVlotkPqxihWDX8RskASs08180cUA&hash=84ac51bea6dd4f6bda874f8a6bdb14eac2d94820)

Drool:

Prefer Kari personally BM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.motifake.com%2Fimage%2Fdemotivational-poster%2F1006%2Fkari-byron-kari-byron-mythbusters-milf-devious-redhead-demotivational-poster-1275381415.jpg&hash=d873f662068c48d3cb8f24251df0eed6eb2c069e)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2011, 09:37:49 AM
http://www.catholicleague.org/adopt-an-atheist-campaign-begins/ (http://www.catholicleague.org/adopt-an-atheist-campaign-begins/)
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2011, 09:39:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2011, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2011, 06:43:06 PM
This one...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcSCxEzDe9h3Xczt66iCF23dGjh6DsC3IFVlotkPqxihWDX8RskASs08180cUA&hash=84ac51bea6dd4f6bda874f8a6bdb14eac2d94820)

Drool:

Prefer Kari personally BM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.motifake.com%2Fimage%2Fdemotivational-poster%2F1006%2Fkari-byron-kari-byron-mythbusters-milf-devious-redhead-demotivational-poster-1275381415.jpg&hash=d873f662068c48d3cb8f24251df0eed6eb2c069e)

She is an eco-loon tho....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2011, 05:59:08 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2072103/Shepherds-bit-lambs-testicles-special-farming-event-hit-violent-food-poisoning-bug.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2072103/Shepherds-bit-lambs-testicles-special-farming-event-hit-violent-food-poisoning-bug.html)

You have to love karma. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2011, 05:07:09 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2072705/Shannon-Matthews-kidnap-mother-Karen-moving-Cyprus-wealthy-admirer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2072705/Shannon-Matthews-kidnap-mother-Karen-moving-Cyprus-wealthy-admirer.html) rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2011, 07:05:35 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 11, 2011, 05:07:09 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2072705/Shannon-Matthews-kidnap-mother-Karen-moving-Cyprus-wealthy-admirer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2072705/Shannon-Matthews-kidnap-mother-Karen-moving-Cyprus-wealthy-admirer.html) rubschin:

Not me!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 12, 2011, 07:18:12 AM
Baldy's prison pen pal ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2011, 07:21:01 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on December 12, 2011, 07:18:12 AM
Baldy's prison pen pal ?  rubschin:

 noooo:

Baldy can't write...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2011, 09:44:47 AM
An amusing bit of script stumbling on the wireless this morning, introducing an item on "Care for the long-term elderly".

I rather like the idea of being long-term elderly.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2011, 07:23:24 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2011, 09:44:47 AM
An amusing bit of script stumbling on the wireless this morning, introducing an item on "Care for the long-term elderly".

I rather like the idea of being long-term elderly.

Shouldn't this be in the 'One the wireless' thread...?  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 15, 2011, 11:26:25 AM
Low-carbon technology 'will not mean big bill rises' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16191900)

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2011, 11:29:43 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 15, 2011, 11:26:25 AM
Low-carbon technology 'will not mean big bill rises' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16191900)

 happy001 happy001 happy001

That should be one for the comedy room Uncle...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 15, 2011, 11:34:54 AM
In my early years I seem to remember them saying that we would all be living like Kings and Queens due to the riches we were going to get from the North Sea oil and gas. It's a bloody long wait, but at least we've got a lot more Queens these days, so they were partly right
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2011, 11:36:33 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 15, 2011, 11:34:54 AM
In my early years I seem to remember them saying that we would all be living like Kings and Queens due to the riches we were going to get from the North Sea oil and gas. It's a bloody long wait, but at least we've got a lot more Queens these days, so they were partly right

And they wouldn't even bother charging for lektrik because nuclear would be so cheap....  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2011, 01:30:30 PM
Don't forget that CDs would last forever ~ even if you ran a tractor over them and then scraped at them with a sharp knife.


It's all Raymond Baxter's fault.  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2011, 01:34:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 15, 2011, 01:30:30 PM
Don't forget that CDs would last forever ~ even if you ran a tractor over them and then scraped at them with a sharp knife.


It's all Raymond Baxter's fault.  cussing:

Oi! You leave Raymond Baxter alone!  Angry9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2011, 01:37:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2011, 01:34:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 15, 2011, 01:30:30 PM
Don't forget that CDs would last forever ~ even if you ran a tractor over them and then scraped at them with a sharp knife.


It's all Raymond Baxter's fault.  cussing:

Oi! You leave Raymond Baxter alone!  Angry9:


Just because he once flew a Spitfire it doesn't make him God. He promised us many things that have been proved wrong.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2011, 01:47:10 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 15, 2011, 01:37:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2011, 01:34:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 15, 2011, 01:30:30 PM
Don't forget that CDs would last forever ~ even if you ran a tractor over them and then scraped at them with a sharp knife.


It's all Raymond Baxter's fault.  cussing:

Oi! You leave Raymond Baxter alone!  Angry9:


Just because he once flew a Spitfire it doesn't make him God. He promised us many things that have been proved wrong.

He reported  many things that have been proved wrong...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2011, 02:07:47 PM
 Whatevah:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2011, 10:46:23 PM
Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 09:12:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2011, 10:46:23 PM
Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2011, 09:13:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2011, 10:46:23 PM
Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html)

Turnips are the only thing I can pull these days.  surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 09:15:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2011, 09:13:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2011, 10:46:23 PM
Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html)

Turnips and large logs across field entrances are the only thing I can pull these days.  surrender:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2011, 10:05:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2011, 09:15:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2011, 09:13:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2011, 10:46:23 PM
Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html)

Turnips and large logs across field entrances are the only thing I can pull these days.  surrender:

 whistle:

I find that tree-trunks are a better deterrent and less strain.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 10:08:18 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2011, 10:05:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2011, 09:15:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2011, 09:13:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2011, 10:46:23 PM
Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html)

Turnips and large logs across field entrances are the only thing I can pull these days.  surrender:

 whistle:

I find that tree-trunks are a better deterrent and less strain.

I jus' sets them up for ya....  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2011, 01:13:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2011, 10:08:18 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2011, 10:05:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2011, 09:15:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2011, 09:13:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2011, 10:46:23 PM
Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html)

Turnips and large logs across field entrances are the only thing I can pull these days.  surrender:

 whistle:

I find that tree-trunks are a better deterrent and less strain.

I jus' sets them up for ya....  ;)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2011, 01:45:48 PM
Fenton gets into the christmas spirit  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/8960305/Fenton-gets-festive-in-viral-makeover.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/8960305/Fenton-gets-festive-in-viral-makeover.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:09:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2011, 01:45:48 PM
Fenton gets into the christmas spirit  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/8960305/Fenton-gets-festive-in-viral-makeover.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/8960305/Fenton-gets-festive-in-viral-makeover.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2011, 04:05:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:09:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2011, 01:45:48 PM
Fenton gets into the christmas spirit  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/8960305/Fenton-gets-festive-in-viral-makeover.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/8960305/Fenton-gets-festive-in-viral-makeover.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2011, 05:19:08 PM
http://truthdive.com/2011/12/14/Muslim-Brotherhood-plans-to-turn-Egypt-s-holiday-resorts-sin-free.html (http://truthdive.com/2011/12/14/Muslim-Brotherhood-plans-to-turn-Egypt-s-holiday-resorts-sin-free.html)

Miss D will be devastated noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2011, 10:29:51 PM
Somehow I don't think so Nick, Miss D has a new holiday destination

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinkpicturegalleries/8961146/The-opening-of-the-World-Chocolate-Wonderland-theme-park-in-Shanghai.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinkpicturegalleries/8961146/The-opening-of-the-World-Chocolate-Wonderland-theme-park-in-Shanghai.html)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 20, 2011, 06:42:44 AM
 So, so wrong  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-16244795) You'd have to be pissed wouldn't you  sick2:  Fandabbydozey my arse
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 20, 2011, 06:54:41 AM
Takes perversion to a whole new level  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 20, 2011, 06:56:35 AM
Dwarfist!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 20, 2011, 07:03:34 AM
Notice nobody that indulged in 'swinging' with them is prepared to come forward  lol:

They must be despairingly in need of work for this kind of information sharing  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 20, 2011, 08:20:14 AM
 eeek: rubschin: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2011, 09:19:43 AM
fandoggydozy?  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on December 22, 2011, 05:18:43 PM
Mystery space ball drops in Namibia!    rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02091%2Fnam_2091932b.jpg&hash=ef29a9732f6e6dcac1853f2fe6e9244c899cabc8)

Whose though?  eeek:   rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/8972985/Mystery-space-ball-drops-on-Namibia.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/8972985/Mystery-space-ball-drops-on-Namibia.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2011, 05:54:31 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 22, 2011, 05:18:43 PM
Mystery space ball drops in Namibia!    rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02091%2Fnam_2091932b.jpg&hash=ef29a9732f6e6dcac1853f2fe6e9244c899cabc8)

Whose though?  eeek:   rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/8972985/Mystery-space-ball-drops-on-Namibia.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/8972985/Mystery-space-ball-drops-on-Namibia.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.doblu.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fspaceballs2224.jpg&hash=d49fe4e1029f9bb78bf23a52db937e0203749dfb)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2011, 09:40:24 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2011, 05:54:31 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.doblu.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fspaceballs2224.jpg&hash=d49fe4e1029f9bb78bf23a52db937e0203749dfb)

So that's what BM sees when he looks in the mirror.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2011, 09:53:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2011, 09:40:24 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2011, 05:54:31 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.doblu.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fspaceballs2224.jpg&hash=d49fe4e1029f9bb78bf23a52db937e0203749dfb)

So that's what BM sees when he looks in the mirror.  rubschin:

No, this is what I see when I look in the mirror...  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fvf6l09ifv%2FMirror_Santabarman.png&hash=f2947c44497b0a375f120a6e4828056d5df5ec11) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2011, 12:45:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 23, 2011, 09:53:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2011, 09:40:24 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2011, 05:54:31 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.doblu.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fspaceballs2224.jpg&hash=d49fe4e1029f9bb78bf23a52db937e0203749dfb)

So that's what BM sees when he looks in the mirror.  rubschin:

No, this is what I see when I look in the mirror...  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fvf6l09ifv%2FMirror_Santabarman.png&hash=f2947c44497b0a375f120a6e4828056d5df5ec11) (http://postimage.org/)

 happ096  I have to grant that is clever.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 23, 2011, 01:25:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2011, 03:09:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2011, 01:45:48 PM
Fenton gets into the christmas spirit  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/8960305/Fenton-gets-festive-in-viral-makeover.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/8960305/Fenton-gets-festive-in-viral-makeover.html)

 lol: lol: lol:


 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 24, 2011, 01:58:21 PM
I meant to post this a few weeks ago.  An interesting calendar  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2068664/Zlata-Russian-contortionist-releases-2012-calendar.html)

It would of course be wrong of me to suggest typing Zlata contortionist into Youtube  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2011, 10:28:03 AM
You climbed in, even with the distractions?  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16343288 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16343288)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2011, 10:35:28 AM
I know I shouldn't laugh at this but  happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078962/Teenage-transsexual-tricked-bank-staff-thinking-Katie-Price-steal-2-500-buy-Mazda-MX5-sports-car-name.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078962/Teenage-transsexual-tricked-bank-staff-thinking-Katie-Price-steal-2-500-buy-Mazda-MX5-sports-car-name.html)

Perhaps they could go into the separated at birth thread.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2011, 03:45:08 PM
Growler would prolly appreciate this but the choice seems to have caused some pandamonium  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/8980607/BBC-criticised-for-naming-panda-as-a-woman-of-the-year.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/8980607/BBC-criticised-for-naming-panda-as-a-woman-of-the-year.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2011, 08:57:07 PM
I don't know if this guy is brave or just nuts, if I was going to stand in a river to catch a bollock eating fish that had teeth like that I'd be wearing a hell of a lot more than shorts and a T-shirt.  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2011%2F12%2F28%2Farticle-2079498-0F4930B300000578-524_468x382.jpg&hash=14019a18420da5aa722976d985dc5b0609c41da0)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2079498/British-angler-Jeremy-Wade-snares-fish-killed-2-men-biting-testicles.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2079498/British-angler-Jeremy-Wade-snares-fish-killed-2-men-biting-testicles.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 30, 2011, 10:34:25 AM
 Bethlehem turf war  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16346002) noooo:  noooo:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2011, 10:36:35 AM
 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2011, 10:41:46 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 30, 2011, 10:34:25 AM
Bethlehem turf war  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16346002) noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I read somewhere that they go at it every year.... men of god eh...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on January 01, 2012, 04:09:36 PM
The BBC News page report a death on the island of St Lucia. The graphics department however haven't quite recovered from last night...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F57643000%2Fgif%2F_57643033_stlucia_caribbean_piaye_0112.gif&hash=6898d792e94731f39527c4ea7da861c0f1854f1e)

"Whereshh Sint Looshy?  Shumwhere neer Brasil innit?"   ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2012, 04:31:27 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 01, 2012, 04:09:36 PM
The BBC News page report a death on the island of St Lucia. The graphics department however haven't quite recovered from last night...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F57643000%2Fgif%2F_57643033_stlucia_caribbean_piaye_0112.gif&hash=6898d792e94731f39527c4ea7da861c0f1854f1e)

"Whereshh Sint Looshy?  Shumwhere neer Brasil innit?"   ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 02:29:11 PM
Judge gives Bangladeshi student permission to stay in the UK... because he loves cricket (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2080977/Foreign-student-allowed-remain-UK--telling-judge-love-cricket-demonstrates-loyalty-Britain.html)

Quote
A Bangladeshi student has won the right to remain in the UK - after he declared that his love of cricket proved that he was committed to British life. 

And there are now concerns that the controversial ruling could open the floodgates for thousands of foreign students to remain in the UK after completing their college courses.

Abdullah Munawar, 23, who has been studying in London, applied to have his three-year student visa renewed in 2010, but was turned down by the Home Office.

What the fuckety-fuck???  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2012, 02:32:05 PM
I don't like cricket. Can I leave please  surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 02:34:47 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2012, 02:32:05 PM
I don't like cricket. Can I leave please  surrender:

10CC - Dreadlock Holiday (with Lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5xm3F-s6xE#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2012, 02:38:34 PM
Miss C will not be pleased with you  nonono:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 02:43:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 02, 2012, 02:38:34 PM
Miss C will not be pleased with you  nonono:

Wha...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2012, 02:44:07 PM
If I remember correctly she does not likey likey them  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 02:48:32 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 02, 2012, 02:44:07 PM
If I remember correctly she does not likey likey them  scared2:

10CC  eeek:

Not even this one???

10 CC - I'm not in love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo40aTe_3JM#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2012, 02:53:26 PM
Prolly the worstest one  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 03:03:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 02, 2012, 02:53:26 PM
Prolly the worstest one  whistle:

Oh dear...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2012, 03:03:10 PM
I've bunged in some garlic now  :thumbsup:

Oh, wrong thread  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 02, 2012, 05:51:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2012, 03:03:10 PM
I've bunged in some garlic now  :thumbsup:

Oh, wrong thread  redface:

Maybe not.

It might ward off Miss C if she flies into a 10cc blood-lust.  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 02, 2012, 06:27:41 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 02, 2012, 02:44:07 PM
If I remember correctly she does not likey likey them  scared2:

Miss D has an excellent memory, I got sent to the naughty step for ages. Prolly caused the onset of me "farmers" if truth be known like  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2012, 07:14:47 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 02, 2012, 06:27:41 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 02, 2012, 02:44:07 PM
If I remember correctly she does not likey likey them  scared2:

Miss D has an excellent memory, I got sent to the naughty step for ages. Prolly caused the onset of me "farmers" if truth be known like  sad24:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on January 09, 2012, 03:21:08 PM
This is exactly why I NEVER wanted to bungee jump!    eeek: eeek:   shocked003 shocked003

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16459489 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16459489)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2012, 03:36:17 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 09, 2012, 03:21:08 PM
This is exactly why I NEVER wanted to bungee jump!    eeek: eeek:   shocked003 shocked003

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16459489 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16459489)

 eeek:

I've done a bungee....  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 09, 2012, 03:40:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 03:36:17 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 09, 2012, 03:21:08 PM
This is exactly why I NEVER wanted to bungee jump!    eeek: eeek:   shocked003 shocked003

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16459489 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16459489)

 eeek:

I've done a bungee....  scared2:

Not enough meat on you to interest a crocodile  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2012, 03:42:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 09, 2012, 03:40:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2012, 03:36:17 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 09, 2012, 03:21:08 PM
This is exactly why I NEVER wanted to bungee jump!    eeek: eeek:   shocked003 shocked003

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16459489 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16459489)

 eeek:

I've done a bungee....  scared2:

Not enough meat on you to interest a crocodile  whistle:

A snappy answer............ redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2012, 06:21:37 PM
I've done a bungee jump when I was younger but there is now way in hell I'd have done it over a river that was meant to be filled with bleedin crocs.  eeek:

Anyhoo, doesn't Miss D use the tube......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2084170/No-trousers-Underground-day-Commuters-leave-outerwear-home.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2084170/No-trousers-Underground-day-Commuters-leave-outerwear-home.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2012, 06:35:58 PM
Like it's not a revolting enough way to travel already  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2012, 06:20:11 PM
A couple of Queen songs came to mind when I read this  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2084635/Rock-price-Picture-bike-sale-eBay-hit-display-background.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2084635/Rock-price-Picture-bike-sale-eBay-hit-display-background.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2012, 06:24:51 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2084345/Have-tattoo-parlour-just-pleased-Penis-art-leaves-man-permanent-semi-erection.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2084345/Have-tattoo-parlour-just-pleased-Penis-art-leaves-man-permanent-semi-erection.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2012, 01:23:11 PM
Polish colonel halts press conference to shoot himself in the head (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/886917-polish-colonel-halts-press-conference-to-shoot-himself-in-head)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2012, 01:32:57 PM
If only our own leaders were so bold  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2012, 01:34:57 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 11, 2012, 01:32:57 PM
If only our own leaders were so bold  noooo:

They'd probably miss....  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 13, 2012, 06:40:37 PM
 Only a matter of time before he/she's caught  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-16536953)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2012, 06:48:24 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 13, 2012, 06:40:37 PM
Only a matter of time before he/she's caught  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-16536953)

 happy001

 ;D ;D also happened with a laptop this week as well ...with the web-cam......will try and find a link..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2012, 07:42:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2012, 06:48:24 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 13, 2012, 06:40:37 PM
Only a matter of time before he/she's caught  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-16536953)

 happy001

 ;D ;D also happened with a laptop this week as well ...with the web-cam......will try and find a link..

This one...?

http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/laptop_thief_caught_webcam (http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/laptop_thief_caught_webcam)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2012, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2012, 07:42:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2012, 06:48:24 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 13, 2012, 06:40:37 PM
Only a matter of time before he/she's caught  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-16536953)

 happy001

 ;D ;D also happened with a laptop this week as well ...with the web-cam......will try and find a link..

This one...?

http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/laptop_thief_caught_webcam (http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/laptop_thief_caught_webcam)


Unbelievably no the one I meant was a  black dude ...........how many morons out there ... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2012, 07:56:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2012, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2012, 07:42:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2012, 06:48:24 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 13, 2012, 06:40:37 PM
Only a matter of time before he/she's caught  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-16536953)

 happy001

 ;D ;D also happened with a laptop this week as well ...with the web-cam......will try and find a link..

This one...?

http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/laptop_thief_caught_webcam (http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/laptop_thief_caught_webcam)


Unbelievably no the one I meant was a  black dude ...........how many morons out there ... noooo:

Including yourself or not...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 13, 2012, 08:41:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2012, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2012, 07:42:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2012, 06:48:24 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 13, 2012, 06:40:37 PM
Only a matter of time before he/she's caught  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-16536953)

 happy001

 ;D ;D also happened with a laptop this week as well ...with the web-cam......will try and find a link..

This one...?

http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/laptop_thief_caught_webcam (http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/laptop_thief_caught_webcam)


Unbelievably no the one I meant was a  black dude ...........how many morons out there ... noooo:

There must be a few dozen in the Osmond family alone  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2012, 08:42:47 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 13, 2012, 08:41:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2012, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2012, 07:42:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2012, 06:48:24 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 13, 2012, 06:40:37 PM
Only a matter of time before he/she's caught  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-16536953)

 happy001

 ;D ;D also happened with a laptop this week as well ...with the web-cam......will try and find a link..

This one...?

http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/laptop_thief_caught_webcam (http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/laptop_thief_caught_webcam)


Unbelievably no the one I meant was a  black dude ...........how many morons out there ... noooo:

There must be a few dozen in the Osmond family alone  rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 14, 2012, 06:50:17 AM
 Spacecraft Could Crash Land On M4 Corridor  (http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16148914)

Quite a dramatic headline, but the report on the telly said debris could land anywhere between the South of England and the Falkland Isles  noooo:

Oh, and the report in the link says that that distance is 200km, unless they mean a 12,000 x 200km area, but I suppose the M4 corridor makes for a dramatic headline   noooo:  noooo:

If I go for a walk, I shall keep me ears and eyes open, and take a brolly
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 14, 2012, 07:09:02 AM
I would take your reinforced brolly. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2012, 08:09:56 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 14, 2012, 06:50:17 AM
Spacecraft Could Crash Land On M4 Corridor  (http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16148914)

Quite a dramatic headline, but the report on the telly said debris could land anywhere between the South of England and the Falkland Isles  noooo:

Oh, and the report in the link says that that distance is 200km, unless they mean a 12,000 x 200km area, but I suppose the M4 corridor makes for a dramatic headline   noooo:  noooo:

If I go for a walk, I shall keep me ears and eyes open, and take a brolly

Slough!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 15, 2012, 11:56:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 14, 2012, 08:09:56 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 14, 2012, 06:50:17 AM
Spacecraft Could Crash Land On M4 Corridor  (http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16148914)

Quite a dramatic headline, but the report on the telly said debris could land anywhere between the South of England and the Falkland Isles  noooo:

Oh, and the report in the link says that that distance is 200km, unless they mean a 12,000 x 200km area, but I suppose the M4 corridor makes for a dramatic headline   noooo:  noooo:

If I go for a walk, I shall keep me ears and eyes open, and take a brolly

Slough!  eveilgrin:

Do we take that to mean that you believe that the spacecraft in question is sloughing off it's outer surface as it descends?    ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2012, 12:59:55 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 15, 2012, 11:56:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 14, 2012, 08:09:56 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 14, 2012, 06:50:17 AM
Spacecraft Could Crash Land On M4 Corridor  (http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16148914)

Quite a dramatic headline, but the report on the telly said debris could land anywhere between the South of England and the Falkland Isles  noooo:

Oh, and the report in the link says that that distance is 200km, unless they mean a 12,000 x 200km area, but I suppose the M4 corridor makes for a dramatic headline   noooo:  noooo:

If I go for a walk, I shall keep me ears and eyes open, and take a brolly

Slough!  eveilgrin:

Do we take that to mean that you believe that the spacecraft in question is sloughing off it's outer surface as it descends?    ;)

 drumroll:


My thoughts, however, flew to Betjeman:

Quote
Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!

Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
Those air -conditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,
Tinned minds, tinned breath.

Mess up the mess they call a town-
A house for ninety-seven down
And once a week a half a crown
For twenty years.

And get that man with double chin
Who'll always cheat and always win,
Who washes his repulsive skin
In women's tears:

And smash his desk of polished oak
And smash his hands so used to stroke
And stop his boring dirty joke
And make him yell.

But spare the bald young clerks who add
The profits of the stinking cad;
It's not their fault that they are mad,
They've tasted Hell.

It's not their fault they do not know
The birdsong from the radio,
It's not their fault they often go
To Maidenhead

And talk of sport and makes of cars
In various bogus-Tudor bars
And daren't look up and see the stars
But belch instead.

In labour-saving homes, with care
Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
And dry it in synthetic air
And paint their nails.

Come, friendly bombs and fall on Slough
To get it ready for the plough.
The cabbages are coming now;
The earth exhales.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 01:01:48 PM
its  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2012, 01:06:27 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 15, 2012, 01:01:48 PM
its  whistle:


Don't look at me ~ a ghost dun it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2012, 02:18:10 PM
A poor workman always blames his ghouls  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2012, 03:53:10 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2012, 04:34:14 PM
There's nowt wrong wiv my goolies.  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2012, 04:37:49 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 15, 2012, 04:34:14 PM
There's nowt wrong wiv my goolies.  evil:

Often licked, rarely beaten.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2012, 04:45:37 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2012, 04:37:49 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 15, 2012, 04:34:14 PM
There's nowt wrong wiv my goolies.  evil:

Often licked, rarely beaten.  whistle:


A little chewed from time to time perhaps.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 15, 2012, 06:47:04 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2012, 04:37:49 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 15, 2012, 04:34:14 PM
There's nowt wrong wiv my goolies.  evil:

Often licked, rarely beaten.  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2012, 09:06:05 PM
Deffo wasn't the Captain's fault then  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F57918000%2Fgif%2F_57918028_costa_concordia_route_464.gif&hash=6a767d1659ac0d0cdecc981af2db4a0f66dc890c)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2012, 09:09:57 PM
Maybe he let BM have a go on the steering wheel like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2012, 09:17:57 PM
Those Italian boats are difficult to steer in reverse.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 17, 2012, 12:28:45 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 16, 2012, 09:06:05 PM
Deffo wasn't the Captain's fault then  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F57918000%2Fgif%2F_57918028_costa_concordia_route_464.gif&hash=6a767d1659ac0d0cdecc981af2db4a0f66dc890c)

Two minor points if I may:

1. That's not the M4.    And . .

2. The thing that came unstuck was not a Spaceship!

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2012, 05:07:40 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/jan/17/costa-concordia-captain-phone-call-video?CMP=twt_gu (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/jan/17/costa-concordia-captain-phone-call-video?CMP=twt_gu)


No deffo not the captains fault couldn't have been he wasn't even on board. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/shocked-passengers-mistakenly-told-plane-was-going-down.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/shocked-passengers-mistakenly-told-plane-was-going-down.html)
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 17, 2012, 05:46:14 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 17, 2012, 12:28:45 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 16, 2012, 09:06:05 PM
Deffo wasn't the Captain's fault then  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F57918000%2Fgif%2F_57918028_costa_concordia_route_464.gif&hash=6a767d1659ac0d0cdecc981af2db4a0f66dc890c)

Two minor points if I may:

1. That's not the M4.    And . .

2. The thing that came unstuck was not a Spaceship!

 whistle:

Bloody hell, Marley could present the case for the defence, "he swerved to avoid falling space debris me lud"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on January 17, 2012, 06:24:37 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2012, 05:07:40 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/jan/17/costa-concordia-captain-phone-call-video?CMP=twt_gu (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/jan/17/costa-concordia-captain-phone-call-video?CMP=twt_gu)


No deffo not the captains fault couldn't have been he wasn't even on board. noooo:

Although this is truly shocking (and unfortunately I can imagine what it must have been like), I'm looking forward to seeing some 'over-subtitled' vid where the Captain is trying to order pizza delivery to his lifeboat from the mainland  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2012, 06:28:38 PM
Clearly he is going to carry the can whatever.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 17, 2012, 06:30:02 PM
They just played that recording on Skynews with the translation. Well done the coastguard for trying his best to get the captain to do the right thing  :thumbsup:  (We haven't abandoned ship, we were catapulted out"  ffs)  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on January 17, 2012, 06:40:43 PM
I've been following this unfold closely from Saturday morning. My first thoughts were 'navigational error' ... then realised it was show-boating. If he'd gotten away with it as has happened in the past he'd be lauded as a loveable maverick.
Now though he'll be going away for some time for culpable, multiple manslaughter.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 06:43:04 PM
He could say he was just following his GPS like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on January 17, 2012, 07:01:40 PM
I think he's tried that tack ...   ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2012, 07:03:39 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 17, 2012, 07:01:40 PM
I think he's tried that tack ...   ;)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 18, 2012, 05:27:58 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 17, 2012, 05:46:14 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 17, 2012, 12:28:45 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 16, 2012, 09:06:05 PM
Deffo wasn't the Captain's fault then  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F57918000%2Fgif%2F_57918028_costa_concordia_route_464.gif&hash=6a767d1659ac0d0cdecc981af2db4a0f66dc890c)

Two minor points if I may:

1. That's not the M4.    And . .

2. The thing that came unstuck was not a Spaceship!

 whistle:

Bloody hell, Marley could present the case for the defence, "he swerved to avoid falling space debris me lud"

Would not work well as a defence since that is clearly NOT the M4.

However,were he to try the
 'we swerved to avoid a pod of bottlenose dolphins' defence,
then he might be in with a chance (of 20 years to life as they say across the pond).
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 21, 2012, 08:03:07 AM
 Now we know why Miss D prefers working from home  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089676/The-spy-pestered-Secret-agent-tells-married-boss-plagued-demands-sex-threatened-wipe-floor-complained.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)

Quote
The spy who pestered me: Secret agent tells how married boss plagued her with demands for sex then threatened to 'wipe the floor' with her if she complained

Quote
The female spy, referred to as Miss D...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2012, 08:04:19 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 21, 2012, 08:10:07 AM
Why do you think I carry the axe  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2012, 09:35:43 AM
Boy or girl? The parents who refused to say for FIVE years finally reveal sex of their 'gender-neutral' child (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089474/Boy-girl-The-parents-refused-say-FIVE-years-finally-reveal-sex-gender-neutral-child.html)

I read this last night and thought I'd had too much collapso...  noooo:

Quote
His fairy wings, pink tutu and ballet pumps suggest this little boy has raided the dressing up box.

But if five-year-old Sasha wanted to wear this every day, his parents would have no problem at all.

In fact, as they are bringing him up to be ‘gender neutral’, they would see it simply as their son expressing himself.

Not that they usually refer to him as ‘him’. From the moment Sasha was born, Beck Laxton and Kieran Cooper have been at pains not to lumber their son with the stereotyping they fear that gender brings.

So they simply called him ‘the infant’ and kept his gender a secret from all but a few close friends and relatives. As he grew older, he was encouraged to play with dolls as much as Lego, slept in a neutral yellow room and was allowed to wear both boys’ and girls’ clothes.

But now that he is five and at school Miss Laxton, 46, and Mr Cooper, 44, believe it will be almost impossible to keep it up.

Last year parents in Canada who refused to say whether their child was a boy or girl stirred up outrage and accusations they were turning their child into a freak.

Sasha’s parents, who have faced their own share of raised eyebrows, are thought to be among the first British parents to speak about this far-from-traditional method of raising a child. They are keen to highlight the issue publicly and get other parents talking about it.


Poor kid - he'll be beaten to death as skool....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2012, 09:46:39 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 21, 2012, 08:10:07 AM
Why do you think I carry the axe  evil:

I'm sure there is a 007in joke in there somewhere but I'm not daft enough to try.  scared:

Anyhoo,  speaking of daft isn't it bad form to use your powers on BM Darwin?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089605/Gunman-shoots-hat-starring-barrel-jammed-shotgun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089605/Gunman-shoots-hat-starring-barrel-jammed-shotgun.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2012, 10:09:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2012, 09:46:39 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 21, 2012, 08:10:07 AM
Why do you think I carry the axe  evil:

I'm sure there is a 007in joke in there somewhere but I'm not daft enough to try.  scared:

Anyhoo,  speaking of daft isn't it bad form to use your powers on BM Darwin?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089605/Gunman-shoots-hat-starring-barrel-jammed-shotgun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089605/Gunman-shoots-hat-starring-barrel-jammed-shotgun.html)

AFFS!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2012, 10:12:19 AM
I see Paul Daniels has sawn his own hand off  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2012, 10:16:33 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 21, 2012, 10:12:19 AM
I see Paul Daniels has sawn his own hand off  point:

Finger...  ::)

Quote
Paul Daniels' finger reattached after saw accident

A surgeon has reattached TV magician Paul Daniels' finger after he cut it off with a saw on New Year's Day.

Daniels, 73, lost his left index finger and the tip of his ring finger in an accident with a circular saw while building props for his act.

He drove himself from his Berkshire home to hospital in Henley-on-Thames, where the index finger was reattached.

Speaking to the BBC, Daniels said that the accident will not affect his upcoming theatre tour, but he has prepared a back-up plan.

"I decided that I had best write a plan A and a plan B. Plan A is that everything is working fine and plan B is that we take that trick out, because I physically cannot do it yet.

"The tour will go ahead - everything will be fine," he added.

Linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16664819)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 21, 2012, 10:40:07 AM
He liked that .....but not a lot. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2012, 11:36:19 AM
Ok how the hell do you not realise that you have just shot a nail into your brain? Surely the hole in your forehead and the blood and CSF leaking out would have given a clue at least.  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16663332 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16663332)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2012, 11:49:06 AM
In answer to your question ....... He's muricane  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 21, 2012, 12:38:05 PM
Looking at the x-ray surely the nail went in from the back of his skull.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 21, 2012, 12:41:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2012, 09:35:43 AM
Boy or girl? The parents who refused to say for FIVE years finally reveal sex of their 'gender-neutral' child (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089474/Boy-girl-The-parents-refused-say-FIVE-years-finally-reveal-sex-gender-neutral-child.html)

I read this last night and thought I'd had too much collapso...  noooo:

Quote
His fairy wings, pink tutu and ballet pumps suggest this little boy has raided the dressing up box.

But if five-year-old Sasha wanted to wear this every day, his parents would have no problem at all.

In fact, as they are bringing him up to be ‘gender neutral’, they would see it simply as their son expressing himself.

Not that they usually refer to him as ‘him’. From the moment Sasha was born, Beck Laxton and Kieran Cooper have been at pains not to lumber their son with the stereotyping they fear that gender brings.

So they simply called him ‘the infant’ and kept his gender a secret from all but a few close friends and relatives. As he grew older, he was encouraged to play with dolls as much as Lego, slept in a neutral yellow room and was allowed to wear both boys’ and girls’ clothes.

But now that he is five and at school Miss Laxton, 46, and Mr Cooper, 44, believe it will be almost impossible to keep it up.

Last year parents in Canada who refused to say whether their child was a boy or girl stirred up outrage and accusations they were turning their child into a freak.

Sasha’s parents, who have faced their own share of raised eyebrows, are thought to be among the first British parents to speak about this far-from-traditional method of raising a child. They are keen to highlight the issue publicly and get other parents talking about it.


Poor kid - he'll be beaten to death as skool....

Bad memories, huh, BM?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2012, 01:42:31 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 21, 2012, 12:41:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2012, 09:35:43 AM
Boy or girl? The parents who refused to say for FIVE years finally reveal sex of their 'gender-neutral' child (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089474/Boy-girl-The-parents-refused-say-FIVE-years-finally-reveal-sex-gender-neutral-child.html)

I read this last night and thought I'd had too much collapso...  noooo:

Quote
His fairy wings, pink tutu and ballet pumps suggest this little boy has raided the dressing up box.

But if five-year-old Sasha wanted to wear this every day, his parents would have no problem at all.

In fact, as they are bringing him up to be ‘gender neutral’, they would see it simply as their son expressing himself.

Not that they usually refer to him as ‘him’. From the moment Sasha was born, Beck Laxton and Kieran Cooper have been at pains not to lumber their son with the stereotyping they fear that gender brings.

So they simply called him ‘the infant’ and kept his gender a secret from all but a few close friends and relatives. As he grew older, he was encouraged to play with dolls as much as Lego, slept in a neutral yellow room and was allowed to wear both boys’ and girls’ clothes.

But now that he is five and at school Miss Laxton, 46, and Mr Cooper, 44, believe it will be almost impossible to keep it up.

Last year parents in Canada who refused to say whether their child was a boy or girl stirred up outrage and accusations they were turning their child into a freak.

Sasha’s parents, who have faced their own share of raised eyebrows, are thought to be among the first British parents to speak about this far-from-traditional method of raising a child. They are keen to highlight the issue publicly and get other parents talking about it.


Poor kid - he'll be beaten to death as skool....

Bad memories, huh, BM?

 sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2012, 02:09:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2012, 09:35:43 AM
Boy or girl? The parents who refused to say for FIVE years finally reveal sex of their 'gender-neutral' child (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089474/Boy-girl-The-parents-refused-say-FIVE-years-finally-reveal-sex-gender-neutral-child.html)

I read this last night and thought I'd had too much collapso...  noooo:

Quote
His fairy wings, pink tutu and ballet pumps suggest this little boy has raided the dressing up box.

But if five-year-old Sasha wanted to wear this every day, his parents would have no problem at all.

In fact, as they are bringing him up to be ‘gender neutral’, they would see it simply as their son expressing himself.

Not that they usually refer to him as ‘him’. From the moment Sasha was born, Beck Laxton and Kieran Cooper have been at pains not to lumber their son with the stereotyping they fear that gender brings.

So they simply called him ‘the infant’ and kept his gender a secret from all but a few close friends and relatives. As he grew older, he was encouraged to play with dolls as much as Lego, slept in a neutral yellow room and was allowed to wear both boys’ and girls’ clothes.

But now that he is five and at school Miss Laxton, 46, and Mr Cooper, 44, believe it will be almost impossible to keep it up.

Last year parents in Canada who refused to say whether their child was a boy or girl stirred up outrage and accusations they were turning their child into a freak.

Sasha’s parents, who have faced their own share of raised eyebrows, are thought to be among the first British parents to speak about this far-from-traditional method of raising a child. They are keen to highlight the issue publicly and get other parents talking about it.


Poor kid - he'll be beaten to death as skool....
As long as they balance the Ballet and Pony Club with equal portions of Kung-Fu and Rugby 'it' should be OK.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2012, 02:55:09 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2012, 02:09:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2012, 09:35:43 AM
Boy or girl? The parents who refused to say for FIVE years finally reveal sex of their 'gender-neutral' child (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089474/Boy-girl-The-parents-refused-say-FIVE-years-finally-reveal-sex-gender-neutral-child.html)

I read this last night and thought I'd had too much collapso...  noooo:

Quote
His fairy wings, pink tutu and ballet pumps suggest this little boy has raided the dressing up box.

But if five-year-old Sasha wanted to wear this every day, his parents would have no problem at all.

In fact, as they are bringing him up to be ‘gender neutral’, they would see it simply as their son expressing himself.

Not that they usually refer to him as ‘him’. From the moment Sasha was born, Beck Laxton and Kieran Cooper have been at pains not to lumber their son with the stereotyping they fear that gender brings.

So they simply called him ‘the infant’ and kept his gender a secret from all but a few close friends and relatives. As he grew older, he was encouraged to play with dolls as much as Lego, slept in a neutral yellow room and was allowed to wear both boys’ and girls’ clothes.

But now that he is five and at school Miss Laxton, 46, and Mr Cooper, 44, believe it will be almost impossible to keep it up.

Last year parents in Canada who refused to say whether their child was a boy or girl stirred up outrage and accusations they were turning their child into a freak.

Sasha’s parents, who have faced their own share of raised eyebrows, are thought to be among the first British parents to speak about this far-from-traditional method of raising a child. They are keen to highlight the issue publicly and get other parents talking about it.


Poor kid - he'll be beaten to death as skool....
As long as they balance the Ballet and Pony Club with equal portions of Kung-Fu and Rugby 'it' should be OK.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2012, 10:11:05 AM
I could suggest this as your next project after Me mi but LL may end up putting you under the patio  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089891/A-Porsche-TV-Cadillac-Sofa--Meet-petrolhead-decked-living-room-crashed-cars.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089891/A-Porsche-TV-Cadillac-Sofa--Meet-petrolhead-decked-living-room-crashed-cars.html)

I suppose you could always use a smart car and decorate the minima.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2012, 10:16:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2012, 10:11:05 AM
I could suggest this as your next project after Me mi but LL may end up putting you under the patio  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089891/A-Porsche-TV-Cadillac-Sofa--Meet-petrolhead-decked-living-room-crashed-cars.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089891/A-Porsche-TV-Cadillac-Sofa--Meet-petrolhead-decked-living-room-crashed-cars.html)

I suppose you could always use a smart car and decorate the minima.  rubschin:

Corgi or Matchbox....?  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 26, 2012, 07:06:53 AM
Lego Man in Space (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQwLmGR6bPA#ws)

A video posted on YouTube appeared to show the amazing voyage of a Lego man sent into space on a homemade spacecraft by two Toronto students.
Mathew Ho and Asad Muhammad, both 17, used a weather balloon ordered online and a makeshift Styrofoam spacecraft to send the plastic astronaut 15 miles into the stratosphere, reports said.

An accelerated video clip  shows highlights of the Lego man during his 97-minute odyssey.

Canadian media said the pair had fitted a box tethered to the balloon with four cameras and a cellphone enabled with a GPS (global positioning system) device to capture the journey.
They then added a nylon parachute stitched on Mr Muhammad's mother's sewing machine to ensure that Lego man would return to Earth safely.
The balloon was filled with helium purchased from a party supply store.
The whole enterprise cost less than £320.

The duo then consulted a website to calculate the estimated landing spot of the weather balloon based on launch coordinates, prevailing winds and other data before launching it from a soccer pitch in nearby Newmarket, Ontario.

At four miles in altitude, the balloon travelled out of cell phone range and the GPS signal also cut out, so they went home and reportedly made dumplings.

Then Ho's iPad beeped. The Lego man had re-entered the atmosphere and touched down in a field 75 miles from the launch point.


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2012, 07:37:35 AM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2012, 05:05:03 AM
Bloody hell, this lass is only 8???  eeek:

8 year old mini band guitarist Zoe Thomson working on Stratosphere! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJmCKY1SR-E#ws)

 worthy:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092304/Zoe-Thomson-8-year-old-The-Mini-Band-guitarist-whos-worldwide-YouTube-hit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092304/Zoe-Thomson-8-year-old-The-Mini-Band-guitarist-whos-worldwide-YouTube-hit.html)



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2012, 10:41:57 AM
From local WI newsletter:

"On Thursday we have a talk and slide show by Dr **** who recently retired from Harwell. Although he is a Nuclear Physicist, Dr **** is a great nature lover and will be sharing his experiences with the Flora and Fauna he discovered around the Large Hardon Collider"

I bet the hall will be full that night.
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on January 27, 2012, 10:46:37 AM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 27, 2012, 09:27:40 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2F5p3lrq8j7%2Fgetting_wife_pregnant.jpg&hash=01d3425eda2befa819f9a7f76a3526cb3f223984) (http://postimage.org/image/5p3lrq8j7/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2012, 09:05:50 AM
LANCE PERCIVAL - 'Shame And Scandal In The Family' - 1965 45rpm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNUHRZpWaVU#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 11:05:48 AM
As much as I'd like to see her kept in service till her replacement is complete if they are going to sell the Ark Royal off then converting her to a mobile hospital is the most worthwhile option.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092987/Will-HMS-Ark-Royal-turned-international-floating-hospital.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092987/Will-HMS-Ark-Royal-turned-international-floating-hospital.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2012, 11:11:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 11:05:48 AM
As much as I'd like to see her kept in service till her replacement is complete if they are going to sell the Ark Royal off then converting her to a mobile hospital is the most worthwhile option.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092987/Will-HMS-Ark-Royal-turned-international-floating-hospital.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092987/Will-HMS-Ark-Royal-turned-international-floating-hospital.html)

it should be back in service with a load of Harriers on it!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 12:17:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 27, 2012, 09:27:40 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2F5p3lrq8j7%2Fgetting_wife_pregnant.jpg&hash=01d3425eda2befa819f9a7f76a3526cb3f223984) (http://postimage.org/image/5p3lrq8j7/)


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 01:08:50 PM
A misunderstanding ........ rubschin:
read the 1st few posts

http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/84572.asp (http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/84572.asp)

oops......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 28, 2012, 01:20:00 PM
 ;D   redface:  redface:  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2012, 01:25:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 01:08:50 PM
A misunderstanding ........ rubschin:
read the 1st few posts

http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/84572.asp (http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/84572.asp)

oops......

happy001

A lot of condolences there...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 28, 2012, 02:00:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 01:08:50 PM
A misunderstanding ........ rubschin:
read the 1st few posts

http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/84572.asp (http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/84572.asp)

oops......

So, who the f**k was Andrew - and, what the f**k happened to him anyway? He certainly seemed to have a lot of friends!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2012, 02:21:15 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 28, 2012, 02:00:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 28, 2012, 01:08:50 PM
A misunderstanding ........ rubschin:
read the 1st few posts

http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/84572.asp (http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/84572.asp)

oops......

So, who the f**k was Andrew - and, what the f**k happened to him anyway? He certainly seemed to have a lot of friends!

You have to look at the rest of the forum for clues...  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2012, 02:30:16 PM
All very sad but what has this to do with us?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2012, 02:32:12 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2012, 02:30:16 PM
All very sad but what has this to do with us?

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2012, 02:34:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 02:32:12 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2012, 02:30:16 PM
All very sad but what has this to do with us?

Shrugs:

Thass wot I thought. razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 28, 2012, 03:19:39 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2012, 02:30:16 PM
All very sad but what has this to do with us?

We're all very caring people and we'd never laugh at anybody else's misfortune  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 03:37:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 11:11:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 11:05:48 AM
As much as I'd like to see her kept in service till her replacement is complete if they are going to sell the Ark Royal off then converting her to a mobile hospital is the most worthwhile option.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092987/Will-HMS-Ark-Royal-turned-international-floating-hospital.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092987/Will-HMS-Ark-Royal-turned-international-floating-hospital.html)

it should be back in service with a load of Harriers on it!  cussing:

I know it should be but seeing as the only options at the moment involve either this, turning into scrap or selling to a private owner to turn into a Chinese aircraft carrier floating nightclub I'd go with the hospital.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2012, 05:15:05 PM
Preferably in the Falklands. Oops, sorry, The French are always happy to share their carriers. ANd sell Exocets to the Argentinians  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
[rant]Even if we sent it to the Falklands it wouldn't be much more than a floating target as we mothballed and sold most of the Harriers to the yanks for peanuts after spending a fortune upgrading and refitting the bloody things. Hell the only thing that doesn't seem to be getting reduced in these defence review has been the fucking bureaucrats in the MOD.

As for using the French aircraft carrier if/when the Falklands does kick off even if Sarkozy wasn't a petulant little homunculus the presidential elections are this year and something tells me that whatever agreement we are supposed to have will fall flat as he desperately tries to keep his worthless arse in office and risking French casualties from weapons they allowed to be sold to Argentina would likely be the final straw.[/rant]
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
[rant]Even if we sent it to the Falklands it wouldn't be much more than a floating target as we mothballed and sold most of the Harriers to the yanks for peanuts after spending a fortune upgrading and refitting the bloody things. Hell the only thing that doesn't seem to be getting reduced in these defence review has been the fucking bureaucrats in the MOD.

As for using the French aircraft carrier if/when the Falklands does kick off even if Sarkozy wasn't a petulant little homunculus the presidential elections are this year and something tells me that whatever agreement we are supposed to have will fall flat as he desperately tries to keep his worthless arse in office and risking French casualties from weapons they allowed to be sold to Argentina would likely be the final straw.[/rant]

 happ096

I see the odious little garlic muncher has just announced that he is pulling all of his troops out of Afghanistan....  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 28, 2012, 07:07:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
[rant]Even if we sent it to the Falklands it wouldn't be much more than a floating target as we mothballed and sold most of the Harriers to the yanks for peanuts after spending a fortune upgrading and refitting the bloody things. Hell the only thing that doesn't seem to be getting reduced in these defence review has been the fucking bureaucrats in the MOD.

As for using the French aircraft carrier if/when the Falklands does kick off even if Sarkozy wasn't a petulant little homunculus the presidential elections are this year and something tells me that whatever agreement we are supposed to have will fall flat as he desperately tries to keep his worthless arse in office and risking French casualties from weapons they allowed to be sold to Argentina would likely be the final straw.[/rant]

 happ096

I see the odious little garlic muncher has just announced that he is pulling all of his troops out of Afghanistan....  ::)

You forgot the 'Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey' bit - which, given the context of the rest of the discussion, is surely a tad relevant?

 censored:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2012, 08:28:59 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 28, 2012, 07:07:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
[rant]Even if we sent it to the Falklands it wouldn't be much more than a floating target as we mothballed and sold most of the Harriers to the yanks for peanuts after spending a fortune upgrading and refitting the bloody things. Hell the only thing that doesn't seem to be getting reduced in these defence review has been the fucking bureaucrats in the MOD.

As for using the French aircraft carrier if/when the Falklands does kick off even if Sarkozy wasn't a petulant little homunculus the presidential elections are this year and something tells me that whatever agreement we are supposed to have will fall flat as he desperately tries to keep his worthless arse in office and risking French casualties from weapons they allowed to be sold to Argentina would likely be the final straw.[/rant]

 happ096

I see the odious little garlic muncher has just announced that he is pulling all of his troops out of Afghanistan....  ::)

You forgot the 'Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey' bit - which, given the context of the rest of the discussion, is surely a tad relevant?

 censored:

Cheese eating, garlic munching surrender-monkey cunt boy!  cussing:

Okay...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 29, 2012, 10:11:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 08:28:59 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 28, 2012, 07:07:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
[rant]Even if we sent it to the Falklands it wouldn't be much more than a floating target as we mothballed and sold most of the Harriers to the yanks for peanuts after spending a fortune upgrading and refitting the bloody things. Hell the only thing that doesn't seem to be getting reduced in these defence review has been the fucking bureaucrats in the MOD.

As for using the French aircraft carrier if/when the Falklands does kick off even if Sarkozy wasn't a petulant little homunculus the presidential elections are this year and something tells me that whatever agreement we are supposed to have will fall flat as he desperately tries to keep his worthless arse in office and risking French casualties from weapons they allowed to be sold to Argentina would likely be the final straw.[/rant]

 happ096

I see the odious little garlic muncher has just announced that he is pulling all of his troops out of Afghanistan....  ::)

You forgot the 'Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey' bit - which, given the context of the rest of the discussion, is surely a tad relevant?

 censored:

Cheese eating, garlic munching surrender-monkey cunt boy!  cussing:

Okay...?  whistle:

Now we're getting there . . .

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 10:41:32 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 29, 2012, 10:11:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 08:28:59 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 28, 2012, 07:07:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2012, 06:22:10 PM
[rant]Even if we sent it to the Falklands it wouldn't be much more than a floating target as we mothballed and sold most of the Harriers to the yanks for peanuts after spending a fortune upgrading and refitting the bloody things. Hell the only thing that doesn't seem to be getting reduced in these defence review has been the fucking bureaucrats in the MOD.

As for using the French aircraft carrier if/when the Falklands does kick off even if Sarkozy wasn't a petulant little homunculus the presidential elections are this year and something tells me that whatever agreement we are supposed to have will fall flat as he desperately tries to keep his worthless arse in office and risking French casualties from weapons they allowed to be sold to Argentina would likely be the final straw.[/rant]

 happ096

I see the odious little garlic muncher has just announced that he is pulling all of his troops out of Afghanistan....  ::)

You forgot the 'Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey' bit - which, given the context of the rest of the discussion, is surely a tad relevant?

 censored:

Cheese eating, garlic munching surrender-monkey cunt boy!  cussing:

Okay...?  whistle:

Now we're getting there . . .

 :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2012, 11:08:25 AM
I did consider using cheese eating surrender monkey during my rant but didn't want to be greedy with the insults.  8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2012, 01:58:05 PM
Quote
Police hunt robber armed with axe
:thumbsup:




OIC

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/police-hunt-robber-armed-axe-123130177.html
 (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/police-hunt-robber-armed-axe-123130177.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 02:16:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 29, 2012, 01:58:05 PM
Quote
Police hunt robber armed with axe
:thumbsup:




OIC

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/police-hunt-robber-armed-axe-123130177.html
 (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/police-hunt-robber-armed-axe-123130177.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2012, 05:00:53 PM
I guess you could call it a rattlesnake  whistle:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9044599/Toddler-chews-head-off-snake.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9044599/Toddler-chews-head-off-snake.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 05:04:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2012, 05:00:53 PM
I guess you could call it a rattlesnake  whistle:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9044599/Toddler-chews-head-off-snake.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9044599/Toddler-chews-head-off-snake.html)

Call the RSPCA!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 01:05:57 PM
Quote
Cannibal who ate head of former lover proposes to Satan-worshipping vampire girlfriend behind bars of psychiatric unit

No need to read the story really noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 03:50:30 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 01, 2012, 01:05:57 PM
Quote
Cannibal who ate head of former lover proposes to Satan-worshipping vampire girlfriend behind bars of psychiatric unit

No need to read the story really noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2012, 09:00:57 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 01, 2012, 01:05:57 PM
Quote
Cannibal who ate head of former lover proposes to Satan-worshipping vampire girlfriend behind bars of psychiatric unit

No need to read the story really noooo:

You mean you don't want to see the happy couple?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2012%2F02%2F01%2Farticle-2094724-118BC90E000005DC-625_468x264.jpg&hash=2670d0489702463ffff874b6cc38dd5cea51444d)

Actually Nick, on balance I see your point.  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2012, 09:20:19 PM
On balance perhaps I should have helped without taking the mickey  redface:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9056882/French-exchange-students-get-lost-in-Ipswich-after-being-given-Australian-map.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9056882/French-exchange-students-get-lost-in-Ipswich-after-being-given-Australian-map.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2012, 07:24:02 AM
Bloody hell, I remember reading about the original Aurora jump when I was a kid but didn't realise the record was that old.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096973/Daredevil-wholl-leap-edge-space-Skydiver-prepares-23-miles-jump.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096973/Daredevil-wholl-leap-edge-space-Skydiver-prepares-23-miles-jump.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2012, 07:31:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2012, 07:24:02 AM
Bloody hell, I remember reading about the original Aurora jump when I was a kid but didn't realise the record was that old.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096973/Daredevil-wholl-leap-edge-space-Skydiver-prepares-23-miles-jump.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096973/Daredevil-wholl-leap-edge-space-Skydiver-prepares-23-miles-jump.html)

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2012, 12:35:25 PM
Not quite a head line .........from a forum ..........and yes I know I am going to hell ...but it made me giggle.........
"I am so so so sorry to hear about Judith passing away.



She loved her organ at church and hope the Church dedicate at least a plaque to her for all the sterling service that she did for there."

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 06, 2012, 09:26:53 PM
 Polite response from Edinburgh resident to the news his local chippy was shut down due to a mice infestation  (https://twitter.com/#!/dOSs__/status/164827677163925505/photo/1)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Fh7gj39vtz%2Fedinburgh_chippy.jpg&hash=9eb3fcd1cc8a4de552ec8bbbdeca64c7a418a965) (http://postimage.org/image/h7gj39vtz/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2012, 09:25:20 PM
Granted I know the Freeman Hospital and its a damn good cause but crossing the Atlantic.....in a pedalo.......naked????

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-16929840 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-16929840)

I have to admit, to try something like this takes some balls.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2012, 02:47:07 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/02/07/mattel-expands-into-islamic-extremist-market-with-new-%E2%80%98suicide-bomber-barbie%E2%80%99/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/02/07/mattel-expands-into-islamic-extremist-market-with-new-%E2%80%98suicide-bomber-barbie%E2%80%99/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on February 08, 2012, 02:53:40 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/08/cctv-blunder-police-officer-chases-himself_n_1261923.html?ref=uk (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/08/cctv-blunder-police-officer-chases-himself_n_1261923.html?ref=uk)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2012, 02:59:02 PM
Quote from: tel on February 08, 2012, 02:53:40 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/08/cctv-blunder-police-officer-chases-himself_n_1261923.html?ref=uk (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/08/cctv-blunder-police-officer-chases-himself_n_1261923.html?ref=uk)
razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2012, 03:38:35 PM
Quote from: tel on February 08, 2012, 02:53:40 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/08/cctv-blunder-police-officer-chases-himself_n_1261923.html?ref=uk (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/08/cctv-blunder-police-officer-chases-himself_n_1261923.html?ref=uk)

 noooo:

Malaka...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2012, 04:42:14 PM
Oh bugger, that's all the justification BM needs  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098034/Water-beer-tackle-binge-drinking-alcohol-industry-told.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098034/Water-beer-tackle-binge-drinking-alcohol-industry-told.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2012, 04:52:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2012, 04:42:14 PM
Oh bugger, that's all the justification BM needs  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098034/Water-beer-tackle-binge-drinking-alcohol-industry-told.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098034/Water-beer-tackle-binge-drinking-alcohol-industry-told.html)

Wot an ugly, miserable owld slag...  noooo:

Perhaps she should start by condemning the subsidised booze that MPs have access to...?  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2012, 04:59:23 PM
BM are you mad? Do you really want these self obsessed money grabbing talentless arseholes passing running the country while sober? We'd be in an even bigger mess than we are now.  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2012, 06:11:08 PM
I have written to my useless NewLiebour tosser of an MP asking if he agrees with her and also asking if he agrees, since we are all in it together, whether he could agree that the taxpayer £5.8 million subsidy of the House of COmmons bars and caffs is justifiable  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2012, 06:13:40 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 08, 2012, 06:11:08 PM
I have written to my useless NewLiebour tosser of an MP asking if he agrees with her and also asking if he agrees, since we are all in it together, whether he could agree that the taxpayer £5.8 million subsidy of the House of COmmons bars and caffs is justifiable  angel1

 happ096
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2012, 06:08:30 AM
Apparently Kate Middleton has gone out without her husband  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2012, 06:11:55 AM
and she doesn't leave much make-up on the pillow  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 09, 2012, 09:19:36 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 09, 2012, 06:11:55 AM
and she doesn't leave much make-up on the pillow  whistle:

In which case we know which way up he puts her!  (odd, given a naval background!)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2012, 12:00:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16950361 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16950361)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2012, 12:05:06 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 09, 2012, 12:00:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16950361 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16950361)

Stop the world... I've had enough....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 09, 2012, 10:15:10 PM
 happy002 happy002 absollutely brilliant!!! I'm sure they are well prepared now for a millionteen stone beast charging at them.  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2012, 11:50:14 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2012, 10:15:10 PM
happy002 happy002 absollutely brilliant!!! I'm sure they are well prepared now for a millionteen stone beast charging at them.  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 02:47:43 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2099280/Dad-shoots-daughters-laptop-Facebook-parenting-video.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2099280/Dad-shoots-daughters-laptop-Facebook-parenting-video.html)
 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 02:51:16 PM
Do keep up NicholAFFs  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 02:52:52 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2012, 02:54:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2012, 08:39:07 PM
Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU#ws)

The moral of the story is don't rant about your parents on facebook.

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2012, 02:55:16 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2012, 06:52:38 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2012, 09:43:46 PM
 Sounds like a nice place for a quiet drink  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2099487/Moment-drug-fuelled-maniac-stormed-pub-CHAINSAW-thrown-smoking.html)

Quote
'A separate fight in the pub was coming to an end in which Mr Pryor was going to the assistance of his friend.'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2012, 11:07:51 PM
Boots of escaping?  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2101152/Dungeons-dragons-divorce-World-Warcraft-seriously-damage-marriage-warn-scientists.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2101152/Dungeons-dragons-divorce-World-Warcraft-seriously-damage-marriage-warn-scientists.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2012, 09:38:48 PM
Lester Nickott?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/horseracing/9084319/Jockey-suffers-367th-fall-of-career.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/horseracing/9084319/Jockey-suffers-367th-fall-of-career.html)

Surely there must have come a point previously where this guy thought 'perhaps this isn't the career for me after all'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2012, 08:14:41 AM
I know I shouldn't laugh at this but  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2102230/Embarrassed-parents-girl-15-saw-swinging-sex-club-TV-programme-win-damages.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2102230/Embarrassed-parents-girl-15-saw-swinging-sex-club-TV-programme-win-damages.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2012, 03:03:11 PM
FIREFIGHTERS refused to help a man floating face-down in a park lake because the water was above "ankle deep", an inquest heard yesterday.

Simon Burgess, 41, drowned after he fell in while feeding swans. He was only taken out of the three-feet-deep lake 28 MINUTES after the alarm was raised.

Gillian Hughes, 53, called 999 but was told by one fireman "we are not allowed" into the lake in Gosport, Hampshire.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4145472/Lake-too-deep-for-999-crew-to-rescue-drowning-victim-Simon-Burgess.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4145472/Lake-too-deep-for-999-crew-to-rescue-drowning-victim-Simon-Burgess.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 22, 2012, 03:07:49 PM
They should be charged with Manslaughter!  cussing:


I know that lake ~ nowhere is it deeper than 3 feet ...... just about arse level. I'd have gone in myself had I been there ...
And I can't swim!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 23, 2012, 05:45:37 AM
 Trouble in a bar, the Police should close it down  (http://www.scotsman.com/news/labour_mp_arrested_on_suspicion_of_assault_1_2133282) like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 23, 2012, 06:32:29 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 23, 2012, 05:45:37 AM
Trouble in a bar, the Police should close it down  (http://www.scotsman.com/news/labour_mp_arrested_on_suspicion_of_assault_1_2133282) like

 lol: lol: lol:

Its the way you tell 'em.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 23, 2012, 06:41:08 AM
Course, if they close it down, they have another eleven they can use  cussing:  I foolishly thought there was just the one, but twelve  Explode:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2012, 07:42:01 AM
I know that people were still scammed out of money but karma can be a wonderful thing.  happy002

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105547/Scammers-scammed-Nigerian-conmen-duped-22-000-fraudster.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105547/Scammers-scammed-Nigerian-conmen-duped-22-000-fraudster.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2012, 08:33:01 PM
Darwin, would it really have been so bad to tell this berk he could have tested his vest without actually wearing it at the time?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106228/That-takes-guts-Man-shoots-stomach-test-bulletproof-vest.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106228/That-takes-guts-Man-shoots-stomach-test-bulletproof-vest.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 29, 2012, 07:33:03 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Fye54no1k1%2Fdog_poo.jpg&hash=e0f4580d69984c3dead16560cd1f874c7e53f17b) (http://postimage.org/image/ye54no1k1/)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 29, 2012, 07:38:27 AM
I see it has been announced that being bitten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex was the equivalent of being sat on by a medium sized elephant.

Can anyone tell me what that is in double decker buses?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 29, 2012, 07:48:35 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 29, 2012, 07:33:03 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Fye54no1k1%2Fdog_poo.jpg&hash=e0f4580d69984c3dead16560cd1f874c7e53f17b) (http://postimage.org/image/ye54no1k1/)

 lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 29, 2012, 07:56:22 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 29, 2012, 07:38:27 AM
I see it has been announced that being bitten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex was the equivalent of being sat on by a medium sized elephant.

Can anyone tell me what that is in double decker buses?

The "Scientist" interviewed on the TODAY programme reckoned that T Rex had a bite equivalent of between 3 and 6 tons.
An old fashioned Routemaster weighed 7.3 tons (unladen) thus the answer to your question would be between half and six sevenths of a double decker bus.  The average weight of an African Elephant is four and a half tons. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 29, 2012, 07:57:57 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 29, 2012, 07:58:56 AM
I have no idea what that would be in Football Pitches.  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 29, 2012, 08:26:41 AM
http://wngd.org/ (http://wngd.org/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 29, 2012, 08:35:07 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 29, 2012, 08:26:41 AM
http://wngd.org/ (http://wngd.org/)

 eeek:

I could plant me tobacco....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 29, 2012, 08:37:23 AM
...with JOM's didder.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 29, 2012, 08:43:20 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 29, 2012, 08:37:23 AM
...with JOM's didder.

I'll use me own didder thanks you....  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 29, 2012, 08:55:44 AM
 Banghead I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! So for the benefit of the uneducated masses it is a DIBBER! .....

Verb   1.   didder - move with or as if with a tremor; "his hands shook"
shake
move involuntarily, move reflexively - move in an uncontrolled manner

Noun   1.   dibber - a wooden hand tool with a pointed end used to make holes in the ground for planting seeds or bulbs

GORRIT!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 29, 2012, 09:01:43 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 29, 2012, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 29, 2012, 08:55:44 AM
Banghead I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! So for the benefit of the uneducated masses it is a DIBBER! .....

Verb   1.   didder - move with or as if with a tremor; "his hands shook"
shake
move involuntarily, move reflexively - move in an uncontrolled manner

Noun   1.   dibber - a wooden hand tool with a pointed end used to make holes in the ground for planting seeds or bulbs

GORRIT!  cussing:


Shhhh they are only playing. You can go and dig your own hole in a minute.....Funnily enough I have both.



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Fljgkl69yf%2Fbeagle_1.jpg&hash=2f224fc4ef38abb95104d3c855e08558779a1728) (http://postimage.org/image/ljgkl69yf/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 29, 2012, 02:22:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 29, 2012, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 29, 2012, 08:55:44 AM
Banghead I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! So for the benefit of the uneducated masses it is a DIBBER! .....

Verb   1.   didder - move with or as if with a tremor; "his hands shook"
shake
move involuntarily, move reflexively - move in an uncontrolled manner

Noun   1.   dibber - a wooden hand tool with a pointed end used to make holes in the ground for planting seeds or bulbs

GORRIT!  cussing:


Shhhh they are only playing. You can go and dig your own hole in a minute.....Funnily enough I have both.



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Fljgkl69yf%2Fbeagle_1.jpg&hash=2f224fc4ef38abb95104d3c855e08558779a1728) (http://postimage.org/image/ljgkl69yf/)

Pretend ignorance is neither funny nor clever  cussing:













 ;) lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 01, 2012, 12:04:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 29, 2012, 08:26:41 AM
http://wngd.org/ (http://wngd.org/)

 eeek:

Leaving aside all mention of dibbers and what could be used as one, I would venture to suggest that pruning the roses would call for a degree of circumc circumspection - due, in the main, to the thorns!

  :crying3:   😳
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2012, 12:24:24 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 01, 2012, 12:04:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 29, 2012, 08:26:41 AM
http://wngd.org/ (http://wngd.org/)

 eeek:

Leaving aside all mention of dibbers and what could be used as one, I would venture to suggest that pruning the roses would call for a degree of circumc circumspection - due, in the main, to the thorns!

  :crying3:   😳

Indeed!  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 01, 2012, 01:16:35 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 01, 2012, 12:04:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 29, 2012, 08:26:41 AM
http://wngd.org/ (http://wngd.org/)

 eeek:

Leaving aside all mention of dibbers and what could be used as one, I would venture to suggest that pruning the roses would call for a degree of circumc circumspection - due, in the main, to the thorns!

  :crying3:   

One would imagine that clearing nettles is also to be avoided.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 02, 2012, 06:32:04 AM
At times it's a pity the actual layout of the papers isn't replicated on the online version. On this mornings ITN news they were doing the story about witchcraft over here and in Africa. The presenter held up the Daily Telegraph and shown the front page, it had the headline "Witchcraft is growing threat to children", no problem with that, except they had a large picture of the Queen, Camilla and Kate Middleton immediately above it  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2012, 06:43:27 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 02, 2012, 06:32:04 AM
At times it's a pity the actual layout of the papers isn't replicated on the online version. On this mornings ITN news they were doing the story about witchcraft over here and in Africa. The presenter held up the Daily Telegraph and shown the front page, it had the headline "Witchcraft is growing threat to children", no problem with that, except they had a large picture of the Queen, Camilla and Kate Middleton immediately above it  lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2012, 08:02:47 AM
 rubschin:
" When shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning, or in rain? When the hurlyburly 's done, when the battle 's lost and won "

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2012, 10:16:57 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 02, 2012, 08:02:47 AM
rubschin:
" When shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning, or in rain? When the hurlyburly 's done, when the battle 's lost and won "

Well that's the VP digital switchover doomed.

Snoopy has quoted "the Scottish play".  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2012, 10:27:13 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2012, 10:16:57 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 02, 2012, 08:02:47 AM
rubschin:
" When shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning, or in rain? When the hurlyburly 's done, when the battle 's lost and won "

Well that's the VP digital switchover doomed.

Snoopy has quoted "the Scottish play".  noooo:

doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2012, 02:18:36 PM
Blackadder: "...on no account mention the word Macbeth" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpsOkvZ4XMM#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2012, 02:37:00 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2012, 02:42:23 PM
I can see Nick wanting one of these  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2108938/Sugar-rush-round-clock-Beverly-Hills-bakery-unveils-24-hour-cupcake-ATM-stars-need-Sprinkles.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2108938/Sugar-rush-round-clock-Beverly-Hills-bakery-unveils-24-hour-cupcake-ATM-stars-need-Sprinkles.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2012, 09:00:09 AM
 eeek: owwww

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109372/Teenage-thug-16-Tasered-testicles-attacking-police-officers-high-mephedrone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109372/Teenage-thug-16-Tasered-testicles-attacking-police-officers-high-mephedrone.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2012, 09:02:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2012, 09:00:09 AM
eeek: owwww

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109372/Teenage-thug-16-Tasered-testicles-attacking-police-officers-high-mephedrone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109372/Teenage-thug-16-Tasered-testicles-attacking-police-officers-high-mephedrone.html)

 eeek:

Thass gotta sting!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2012, 09:04:03 AM
Double sting, not only the initial charge but having to remove the metal dart afterwards.  eeek:

Something tells me the stupid bugger will never take mephedrome again  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2012, 12:59:08 PM
As addictive as cocaine? Somehow I can't see anyone snorting Ben and Jerry's off a nightclub toilet seat.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110300/Ice-cream-addictive-cocaine-researchers-reveal-cravings-similar.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110300/Ice-cream-addictive-cocaine-researchers-reveal-cravings-similar.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2012, 01:06:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2012, 12:59:08 PM
As addictive as cocaine? Somehow I can't see anyone snorting Ben and Jerry's off a nightclub toilet seat.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110300/Ice-cream-addictive-cocaine-researchers-reveal-cravings-similar.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110300/Ice-cream-addictive-cocaine-researchers-reveal-cravings-similar.html)

It never stops does it....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2012, 01:12:40 PM
Dulce De Leche - Hδagen-Dazs  cloud9:

Nothing satisfies me more  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2012, 01:13:24 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2012, 01:12:04 PM
Could be a guinea pig quality tester for BM's homebrew  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2113144/My-Strange-Addiction-TLC-Girl-stop-drinking-GASOLINE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2113144/My-Strange-Addiction-TLC-Girl-stop-drinking-GASOLINE.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on March 12, 2012, 12:32:25 PM
"EastEnders' Shona McGarty booted out of Asda for yoghurt frolic"

Apparently she was "smearing herself suggestively" with yogurt. The mind boggles !
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2012, 05:38:18 PM
Sure she didn't just have a bad case of thrush?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2012, 05:48:00 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 13, 2012, 07:53:11 AM
The Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales is intensifying its campaign against the government's plan to legalise same-sex marriage.

In a letter being read in 2,500 parish churches, the Church's two most senior archbishops say the change would reduce the significance of marriage.

The letter says Roman Catholics have a duty to make sure it does not happen.

The letter goes on to say that same sex child abuse is perfectly all right and as it has been practised since time immemorial.  It will therefore intensify it's campaign against the government's plan to make it illegal. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 16, 2012, 07:54:45 PM
Man loses toe in Nottingham escalator accident (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-17402519)

Nick?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on March 16, 2012, 08:15:00 PM
Shortly after the oil incident?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2012, 08:57:44 AM
http://www.lmunet.edu/alumni/alumni/distinguised_alumni/bumgardner.shtml (http://www.lmunet.edu/alumni/alumni/distinguised_alumni/bumgardner.shtml)
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 17, 2012, 02:23:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 17, 2012, 08:57:44 AM
http://www.lmunet.edu/alumni/alumni/distinguised_alumni/bumgardner.shtml (http://www.lmunet.edu/alumni/alumni/distinguised_alumni/bumgardner.shtml)
 eeek:

What a gay name!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2012, 02:46:41 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 17, 2012, 02:23:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 17, 2012, 08:57:44 AM
http://www.lmunet.edu/alumni/alumni/distinguised_alumni/bumgardner.shtml (http://www.lmunet.edu/alumni/alumni/distinguised_alumni/bumgardner.shtml)
 eeek:

What a gay name!

Nick?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2012, 07:30:02 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2116680/Vajazzle-blunder-leaves-salon-customer-Len-sparkling-bikini-line-instead-husbands-Lee.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2116680/Vajazzle-blunder-leaves-salon-customer-Len-sparkling-bikini-line-instead-husbands-Lee.html)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2012, 07:44:23 AM
The words "Silly" and "Tart" spring immediately to mind.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2012, 07:47:17 AM
Those must have been stuck on her cheeks  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2012, 11:08:53 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2012, 07:47:17 AM
Those must have been stuck on her cheeks  lol:

Isn't that a "Rectazzle"?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2012, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2012, 07:30:02 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2116680/Vajazzle-blunder-leaves-salon-customer-Len-sparkling-bikini-line-instead-husbands-Lee.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2116680/Vajazzle-blunder-leaves-salon-customer-Len-sparkling-bikini-line-instead-husbands-Lee.html)

 happy001
From the comments...

Quote
"looks like her face has been on fire and put out with a cricket bat"...- meme, uk, 18/3/2012 13:12

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2012, 11:14:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2012, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2012, 07:30:02 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2116680/Vajazzle-blunder-leaves-salon-customer-Len-sparkling-bikini-line-instead-husbands-Lee.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2116680/Vajazzle-blunder-leaves-salon-customer-Len-sparkling-bikini-line-instead-husbands-Lee.html)

 happy001
From the comments...

Quote
"looks like her face has been on fire and put out with a cricket bat"...- meme, uk, 18/3/2012 13:12

happy001

 lol: lol:

"A face like a smashed crab"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 20, 2012, 12:22:36 PM
Tulisa obtains a gagging order from the high court................


 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Bit late .......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 12:31:41 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 20, 2012, 12:22:36 PM
Tulisa obtains a gagging order from the high court................


 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Bit late .......

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 01:02:18 PM
This brings joy to my heart!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890)

Quote
Two UK journalists were labelled "spies" after a militia in Libya confused the Welsh language with Hebrew.

Gareth Montgomery-Johnson, from Carmarthen, and Nicholas Davies-Jones, from Berkshire, were picked up by the Misrata Brigade in Tripoli last month.

They were carrying medical supplies which had Welsh words printed on them.

Mr Montgomery-Johnson told the BBC: "They thought this was Hebrew and we were Israeli spies."

 happy002  That'll teach the silly b@st@rds!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 03:11:47 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 01:02:18 PM
This brings joy to my heart!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890)

Quote
Two UK journalists were labelled "spies" after a militia in Libya confused the Welsh language with Hebrew.

Gareth Montgomery-Johnson, from Carmarthen, and Nicholas Davies-Jones, from Berkshire, were picked up by the Misrata Brigade in Tripoli last month.

They were carrying medical supplies which had Welsh words printed on them.

Mr Montgomery-Johnson told the BBC: "They thought this was Hebrew and we were Israeli spies."

 happy002  That'll teach the silly b@st@rds!

Most excellent! happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 03:35:28 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 01:02:18 PM
This brings joy to my heart!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890)

Quote
Two UK journalists were labelled "spies" after a militia in Libya confused the Welsh language with Hebrew.

Gareth Montgomery-Johnson, from Carmarthen, and Nicholas Davies-Jones, from Berkshire, were picked up by the Misrata Brigade in Tripoli last month.

They were carrying medical supplies which had Welsh words printed on them.

Mr Montgomery-Johnson told the BBC: "They thought this was Hebrew and we were Israeli spies."

 happy002  That'll teach the silly b@st@rds!
lol: lol: lol:

Wasn't Leading Seaman Goldstein on the Navy Lark a Taff?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 03:56:48 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 03:35:28 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 01:02:18 PM
This brings joy to my heart!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890)

Quote
Two UK journalists were labelled "spies" after a militia in Libya confused the Welsh language with Hebrew.

Gareth Montgomery-Johnson, from Carmarthen, and Nicholas Davies-Jones, from Berkshire, were picked up by the Misrata Brigade in Tripoli last month.

They were carrying medical supplies which had Welsh words printed on them.

Mr Montgomery-Johnson told the BBC: "They thought this was Hebrew and we were Israeli spies."

 happy002  That'll teach the silly b@st@rds!
lol: lol: lol:

Wasn't Leading Seaman Goldstein on the Navy Lark a Taff?  rubschin:


Indeed he was DS .... Able (sometimes Leading) Seaman Taffy Goldstein .... who frequently uttered the immortal words "Starboard Lookout Here"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 05:16:44 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 03:56:48 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 03:35:28 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 01:02:18 PM
This brings joy to my heart!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890)

Quote
Two UK journalists were labelled "spies" after a militia in Libya confused the Welsh language with Hebrew.

Gareth Montgomery-Johnson, from Carmarthen, and Nicholas Davies-Jones, from Berkshire, were picked up by the Misrata Brigade in Tripoli last month.

They were carrying medical supplies which had Welsh words printed on them.

Mr Montgomery-Johnson told the BBC: "They thought this was Hebrew and we were Israeli spies."

 happy002  That'll teach the silly b@st@rds!
lol: lol: lol:

Wasn't Leading Seaman Goldstein on the Navy Lark a Taff?  rubschin:


Indeed he was DS .... Able (sometimes Leading) Seaman Taffy Goldstein .... who frequently uttered the immortal words "Starboard Lookout Here"

"Starboard Lookout Yerr" surely.  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 20, 2012, 06:44:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 05:16:44 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 03:56:48 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 03:35:28 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 01:02:18 PM
This brings joy to my heart!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890)

Quote
Two UK journalists were labelled "spies" after a militia in Libya confused the Welsh language with Hebrew.

Gareth Montgomery-Johnson, from Carmarthen, and Nicholas Davies-Jones, from Berkshire, were picked up by the Misrata Brigade in Tripoli last month.

They were carrying medical supplies which had Welsh words printed on them.

Mr Montgomery-Johnson told the BBC: "They thought this was Hebrew and we were Israeli spies."

 happy002  That'll teach the silly b@st@rds!
lol: lol: lol:

Wasn't Leading Seaman Goldstein on the Navy Lark a Taff?  rubschin:


Indeed he was DS .... Able (sometimes Leading) Seaman Taffy Goldstein .... who frequently uttered the immortal words "Starboard Lookout Here"

"Starboard Lookout Yerr" surely.  ;)

More likely: "Starboard Lookout Yerr, Isn't It?"      lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 09:27:09 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 20, 2012, 06:44:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 05:16:44 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 03:56:48 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 03:35:28 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2012, 01:02:18 PM
This brings joy to my heart!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17444890)

Quote
Two UK journalists were labelled "spies" after a militia in Libya confused the Welsh language with Hebrew.

Gareth Montgomery-Johnson, from Carmarthen, and Nicholas Davies-Jones, from Berkshire, were picked up by the Misrata Brigade in Tripoli last month.

They were carrying medical supplies which had Welsh words printed on them.

Mr Montgomery-Johnson told the BBC: "They thought this was Hebrew and we were Israeli spies."

 happy002  That'll teach the silly b@st@rds!
lol: lol: lol:

Wasn't Leading Seaman Goldstein on the Navy Lark a Taff?  rubschin:


Indeed he was DS .... Able (sometimes Leading) Seaman Taffy Goldstein .... who frequently uttered the immortal words "Starboard Lookout Here"

"Starboard Lookout Yerr" surely.  ;)

More likely: "Starboard Lookout Yerr, Isn't It?"      lol:

 lol: Agreed.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2012, 12:38:16 PM
Anyone want to give odds on something like this happening during the Olympics?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2119505/Kazakhstans-prostitutes-cleanest-region-Shocking-blunder-Borats-National-Anthem-played-medal-ceremony.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2119505/Kazakhstans-prostitutes-cleanest-region-Shocking-blunder-Borats-National-Anthem-played-medal-ceremony.html)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2012, 12:55:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2012, 12:38:16 PM
Anyone want to give odds on something like this happening during the Olympics?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2119505/Kazakhstans-prostitutes-cleanest-region-Shocking-blunder-Borats-National-Anthem-played-medal-ceremony.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2119505/Kazakhstans-prostitutes-cleanest-region-Shocking-blunder-Borats-National-Anthem-played-medal-ceremony.html)

 happy001

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2012, 01:29:44 PM
This could be interesting to try  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-17461708 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-17461708)

Don't think they would let you use your own shotgun though Darwin
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2012, 01:40:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2012, 12:55:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2012, 12:38:16 PM
Anyone want to give odds on something like this happening during the Olympics?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2119505/Kazakhstans-prostitutes-cleanest-region-Shocking-blunder-Borats-National-Anthem-played-medal-ceremony.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2119505/Kazakhstans-prostitutes-cleanest-region-Shocking-blunder-Borats-National-Anthem-played-medal-ceremony.html)

 happy001

happy002
happy002
happy002
Splendid!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2012, 11:31:39 AM
Given some of the comments made about the beer at this establishment BM, this one is for you.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2120911/Freedom-Flask-For-rowdy-gentleman-The-underwear-flask-dispenses-beer--fly.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2120911/Freedom-Flask-For-rowdy-gentleman-The-underwear-flask-dispenses-beer--fly.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2012, 08:34:38 AM
Dolphins are rapists !!!!!    eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9172937/Dolphins-resort-to-rape.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9172937/Dolphins-resort-to-rape.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2012, 09:57:38 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2012, 08:34:38 AM
Dolphins are rapists !!!!!    eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9172937/Dolphins-resort-to-rape.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9172937/Dolphins-resort-to-rape.html)

I bet they binge-drink and swim too fast as well.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 10:00:00 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2012, 09:57:38 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2012, 08:34:38 AM
Dolphins are rapists !!!!!    eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9172937/Dolphins-resort-to-rape.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9172937/Dolphins-resort-to-rape.html)

I bet they binge-drink and swim too fast as well.

Indeed... such a shame they weren't bottlenose dolphins....  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2012, 10:37:13 AM
Flipping things with fins eh !
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 10:44:31 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2012, 10:37:13 AM
Flipping things with fins eh !

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Jilted John on March 29, 2012, 01:03:03 PM
This site cracks me up!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on March 29, 2012, 03:12:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2012, 10:37:13 AM
Flipping things with fins eh !

Hmm... dolphin burger   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 04:05:22 PM
Squirrel Steals Supper (http://nicklivesinafantasyworld.com)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2012, 04:06:57 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2012, 04:07:57 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 29, 2012, 04:06:57 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2012, 05:09:05 PM
Quote from: Pastis on March 29, 2012, 03:12:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2012, 10:37:13 AM
Flipping things with fins eh !

Hmm... dolphin burger   rubschin:

Tuna-free I suppose?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2012, 06:45:25 PM
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2012/03/29/christian-voice-mice-infestation-at-tesco-store-is-divine-retribution-for-gay-pride-support/ (http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2012/03/29/christian-voice-mice-infestation-at-tesco-store-is-divine-retribution-for-gay-pride-support/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2012, 09:26:02 PM
The place is heaving with mice  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on April 01, 2012, 05:27:30 PM
Quote
Email and web use 'to be monitored' under new laws

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17576745 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17576745)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2012, 05:33:54 PM
I thought it was an April Fool story, but it is so hard to tell these days  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2012, 07:09:18 PM
Heil Shitler  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2124907/German-artist-Georg-Buchrucker-creates-stink-Adolf-Hitler-toilet-paper.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2124907/German-artist-Georg-Buchrucker-creates-stink-Adolf-Hitler-toilet-paper.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2012, 06:30:49 PM
Gingers caused the Titantic to sink  happy002 happy002 happy002

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/895252-ginger-passengers-caused-the-titanic-to-sink-according-to-crew-records (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/895252-ginger-passengers-caused-the-titanic-to-sink-according-to-crew-records)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2012, 06:31:55 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2012, 06:33:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 05, 2012, 06:31:55 PM
Shrugs:

 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2012, 07:27:39 AM
Holiday recommendations for Nick ?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/propertynews/9189483/Fancy-a-stay-at-Broadmoor.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/propertynews/9189483/Fancy-a-stay-at-Broadmoor.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2012, 11:17:50 AM
Gravy wrestling???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126006/Gravy-wrestling-model-hit-face-monkey-wrench-finding-friend-having-sex-sofa.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126006/Gravy-wrestling-model-hit-face-monkey-wrench-finding-friend-having-sex-sofa.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2012, 11:22:47 AM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 06, 2012, 11:49:07 AM
Gravy wrestling  eeek:   The  World Black Pudding Throwing Championships  (http://calendarcustoms.com/articles/world-black-pudding-throwing-championships/) are also held at nearby Ramsbottom too. Gravy wrestling is for fun, but knocking those Yorkshire puddings off that plinth with black pudings is serious business. I hereby challenge Miss T...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on April 06, 2012, 11:54:06 AM
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 06, 2012, 01:36:03 PM
I shall go and get the Bisto  eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2012, 01:05:21 PM
http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Sunday-roasts-Gloucester-crematorium/story-15280614-detail/story.html (http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Sunday-roasts-Gloucester-crematorium/story-15280614-detail/story.html)

Could get messy if someone mixes the ovens up eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on April 07, 2012, 01:07:27 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2012, 11:14:57 AM
Judging from the beer in this establishment I'm guessing that BM already has them installed...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2126007/Bill-Gates-funds-new-machine-filters-toilet-waste-drinkable-water.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2126007/Bill-Gates-funds-new-machine-filters-toilet-waste-drinkable-water.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2012, 09:18:51 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimage.org%2Fg0ta65fpp%2Fmail05042012.jpg&hash=df666b8a94a1d5b9a3a33e7367e2161ceced7125) (http://postimage.org/image/g0ta65fpp/)

No shit?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on April 10, 2012, 09:30:02 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 10, 2012, 10:02:47 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 10, 2012, 09:18:51 AM

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No shit?

Oh, I don't know Nick. If he died at all traumatically, there'd probably be quite a bit!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
Corduroy pillows are making great headlines  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2012, 08:01:50 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 10, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
Corduroy pillows are making great headlines  redface:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2012, 09:08:43 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 10, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
Corduroy pillows are making great headlines  redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2012, 12:46:19 PM
Till death us do part?  eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9197558/Knife-attacker-accepts-court-wedding-proposal-from-victim.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9197558/Knife-attacker-accepts-court-wedding-proposal-from-victim.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2012, 01:30:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2012, 12:46:19 PM
Till death us do part?  eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9197558/Knife-attacker-accepts-court-wedding-proposal-from-victim.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9197558/Knife-attacker-accepts-court-wedding-proposal-from-victim.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on April 11, 2012, 02:40:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2012, 12:46:19 PM
Till death us do part?  eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9197558/Knife-attacker-accepts-court-wedding-proposal-from-victim.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9197558/Knife-attacker-accepts-court-wedding-proposal-from-victim.html)

Warra choice ~ 3 years for stabbing (out in 18 months) or a life sentence. Personally I take the porridge.  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2012, 02:56:14 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 11, 2012, 02:40:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2012, 12:46:19 PM
Till death us do part?  eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9197558/Knife-attacker-accepts-court-wedding-proposal-from-victim.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9197558/Knife-attacker-accepts-court-wedding-proposal-from-victim.html)

Warra choice ~ 3 years for stabbing (out in 18 months) or a life sentence. Personally I take the porridge.  razz:

Indeed....

Quote
Mr Todd almost died when Baillie, 32, plunged an 8in kitchen knife into his back as he slept.

How could you ever sleep safe at night again....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2012, 05:18:38 PM
Plastic cutlery and takeaway meals?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2012, 06:30:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2012, 05:18:38 PM
Plastic cutlery and takeaway meals?  rubschin:

Separate bedrooms for sure....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2012, 10:41:24 AM
This new project of yours Nick.....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129063/North-Korea-fires-long-range-rocket-sparking-emergency-meeting-South-Korea-reports-suggest-blew-90-second-later.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129063/North-Korea-fires-long-range-rocket-sparking-emergency-meeting-South-Korea-reports-suggest-blew-90-second-later.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2012, 10:55:17 AM
Sounds like the kind of thing BM would try..  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2128856/China-censors-Kate-Winslets-breasts-fears-Titanic-3D-audiences-reach-touch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2128856/China-censors-Kate-Winslets-breasts-fears-Titanic-3D-audiences-reach-touch.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2012, 11:04:31 AM
They could never put Streisand in 3D. She would take out the front three rows everytime she turned her head  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 13, 2012, 01:32:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 13, 2012, 11:04:31 AM
They could never put Streisand in 3D. She would take out the front three rows everytime she turned her head  noooo:

Likewise Errol Flynn (allegedly)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2012, 10:00:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129385/Exhausted-man-flees-night-stand-demands-sex.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129385/Exhausted-man-flees-night-stand-demands-sex.html)
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2012, 10:32:25 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 14, 2012, 10:00:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129385/Exhausted-man-flees-night-stand-demands-sex.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129385/Exhausted-man-flees-night-stand-demands-sex.html)
 eeek:

It was like that when Miss D was here....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2012, 11:45:33 AM
 eeek:

You have been drinking your own beer again haven't you  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2012, 11:51:47 AM
Don't worry ~ Your secret's safe with me ...... You little ripper! .... Taps nose.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2012, 11:54:02 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

Ah the ol trusted hound routine eh  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2012, 11:59:39 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2012, 11:45:33 AM
eeek:

You have been drinking your own beer again haven't you  noooo:

Perhaps I dreamed it....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2012, 12:04:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 14, 2012, 10:32:25 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 14, 2012, 10:00:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129385/Exhausted-man-flees-night-stand-demands-sex.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129385/Exhausted-man-flees-night-stand-demands-sex.html)
 eeek:

It was like that when Miss D was here....  noooo:

I don't think her trying to escape from the minema is on quite the same level.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2012, 06:04:54 PM
F--- off?  whistle:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9209343/Austrian-village-F-ing-to-vote-on-name-change.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9209343/Austrian-village-F-ing-to-vote-on-name-change.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on April 17, 2012, 06:09:28 PM
An old friend of mine moved down to Dorset and bought a cottage on the outskirts of Corfe ... he was tempted to name it Far Corfe  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 17, 2012, 07:09:40 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2F4ux8axr1z%2Fteen_pregnancy.jpg&hash=7d9ff679e6c30a4bc526527f9955132da152207b) (http://postimage.org/image/4ux8axr1z/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2012, 10:00:11 PM
A worldwide choccy shortage??? Somebody else can tell Miss D.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2130997/Forget-global-warming-fuel-shortages--world-facing-CHOCOLATE-crisis.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2130997/Forget-global-warming-fuel-shortages--world-facing-CHOCOLATE-crisis.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2012, 05:52:27 PM
I hate to tell you Johnny but your argument would probably hold more water if you hadn't already sold out and done adverts for butter  point:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17746811 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17746811)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2012, 08:25:44 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2131585/Plain-clothed-officers-patrolling-woods-clamp-sex-reports-man-yodelling-outfit-led-chain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2131585/Plain-clothed-officers-patrolling-woods-clamp-sex-reports-man-yodelling-outfit-led-chain.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on April 19, 2012, 08:32:56 AM
 eeek: My SiL lives in Baldock    happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 19, 2012, 08:42:24 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 19, 2012, 08:25:44 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2131585/Plain-clothed-officers-patrolling-woods-clamp-sex-reports-man-yodelling-outfit-led-chain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2131585/Plain-clothed-officers-patrolling-woods-clamp-sex-reports-man-yodelling-outfit-led-chain.html)

Mmmm,  interesting statement there:

"Angry residents have written to their local paper, one complaining about the man dressed in traditional Swiss attire being led around on a chain by another man.

Safer Neighbourhoods Sergeant Jon Vine said: 'This kind of behaviour is totally unacceptable in a public environment, not to mention illegal."

What,exactly, is illegal about being dressed in traditional Swiss attire? Or, being led around on a chain?

I suspect that Mr Vine (is he a real plod?) is making up the law as he goes along!

Mind how you go!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 19, 2012, 12:06:46 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 19, 2012, 08:42:24 AM
What,exactly, is illegal about being dressed in traditional Swiss attire?

It contravenes the 1918 "Dressing up like some kind of Bosch (provisions)" act.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 19, 2012, 12:09:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 19, 2012, 12:06:46 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 19, 2012, 08:42:24 AM
What,exactly, is illegal about being dressed in traditional Swiss attire?

It contravenes the 1918 "Dressing up like some kind of Bosch (provisions)" act.

What's Heironymous got to do with the price of turnips DS?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 19, 2012, 12:11:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 19, 2012, 12:06:46 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 19, 2012, 08:42:24 AM
What,exactly, is illegal about being dressed in traditional Swiss attire?

It contravenes the 1918 "Dressing up like some kind of Bosch (provisions)" act.

 rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcostumepop.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F08%2FWashing-Machine-Costume.jpg&hash=abf1e90046274c0007e5f6b65df228b0bb709d6e)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 19, 2012, 01:18:03 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 19, 2012, 12:11:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 19, 2012, 12:06:46 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 19, 2012, 08:42:24 AM
What,exactly, is illegal about being dressed in traditional Swiss attire?

It contravenes the 1918 "Dressing up like some kind of Bosch (provisions)" act.

 rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcostumepop.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F08%2FWashing-Machine-Costume.jpg&hash=abf1e90046274c0007e5f6b65df228b0bb709d6e)
:thumbsup:

It goes on and on.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2012, 09:24:15 PM
I want this guinea pig  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135001/Kung-Fu-Guinea-Pig-Incredible-picture-shows-moment-pint-sized-ninja-let-fur-fly-DOG.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135001/Kung-Fu-Guinea-Pig-Incredible-picture-shows-moment-pint-sized-ninja-let-fur-fly-DOG.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2012, 09:06:36 PM
Do you think this guy would take on a research assistant?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135468/Is-best-job-Britain-University-academic-gets-7-700-grant-spend-time-PUBS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135468/Is-best-job-Britain-University-academic-gets-7-700-grant-spend-time-PUBS.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on April 26, 2012, 10:00:36 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html)

Surely Not ?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2012, 10:01:53 PM
Quote from: beerhead on April 26, 2012, 10:00:36 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html)

Surely Not ?

Too many jokes.................
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 27, 2012, 04:01:00 PM
^^^ wot apc said ^^^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2012, 12:01:52 PM
So you break up with your girlfriend and then rock up a couple of days later with toothache and trust her not to do anything while you are under her tender mercies?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136265/Dentist-pulled-ALL-boyfriends-teeth-dumped-new-girlfriend-leaves-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136265/Dentist-pulled-ALL-boyfriends-teeth-dumped-new-girlfriend-leaves-mouth.html)

Surely thre must have been a point before you went to see her that you thought that this may be a bad idea?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 28, 2012, 12:06:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2012, 12:01:52 PM
So you break up with your girlfriend and then rock up a couple of days later with toothache and trust her not to do anything while you are under her tender mercies?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136265/Dentist-pulled-ALL-boyfriends-teeth-dumped-new-girlfriend-leaves-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136265/Dentist-pulled-ALL-boyfriends-teeth-dumped-new-girlfriend-leaves-mouth.html)

Surely thre must have been a point before you went to see her that you thought that this may be a bad idea?

In Poland, getting it done cheap will have masked the risk.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2012, 05:49:25 PM
Boris on your Johnson  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2134923/What-inking-Teenager-proudly-shows-tattoo-London-mayor-Boris-Johnson--cost-180.html?ITO=1490 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2134923/What-inking-Teenager-proudly-shows-tattoo-London-mayor-Boris-Johnson--cost-180.html?ITO=1490)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2012, 07:06:45 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimage.org%2Fbb8eem5al%2Fkilled_by_condom.jpg&hash=bebc5d6b14a77071080fe8b2c78e17717a25dd9e) (http://postimage.org/image/bb8eem5al/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2012, 07:07:32 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 29, 2012, 07:06:45 AM
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 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2012, 07:50:14 PM
I can't help but wonder if this is going to end up being some bizarre tourism advert..  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2012, 06:22:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2012, 07:50:14 PM
I can't help but wonder if this is going to end up being some bizarre tourism advert..  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html)

A sort of Where's Willy thing...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on May 01, 2012, 06:36:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2012, 06:22:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2012, 07:50:14 PM
I can't help but wonder if this is going to end up being some bizarre tourism advert..  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html)

A sort of Where's Willy thing...?  rubschin:

You are thinking of "Where's Wally?"
It's more likely to be a case of "Free Willy" I'd have thought.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2012, 06:38:48 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2012, 06:36:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2012, 06:22:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2012, 07:50:14 PM
I can't help but wonder if this is going to end up being some bizarre tourism advert..  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html)

A sort of Where's Willy thing...?  rubschin:

You are thinking of "Where's Wally?"
It's more likely to be a case of "Free Willy" I'd have thought.  whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2012, 11:31:19 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137471/Man-sues-BMW-hour-motorcycle-ride-leaves-year-erection.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137471/Man-sues-BMW-hour-motorcycle-ride-leaves-year-erection.html)

 eeek:

Maybe he should see the above story .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 01, 2012, 12:01:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2012, 07:50:14 PM
I can't help but wonder if this is going to end up being some bizarre tourism advert..  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html)

Quote
'I met her on a bus,' said the man. 'She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me

That'll be why he had to get the bus in the first place  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2012, 10:08:37 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137943/Robber-caught-putting-boxer-shorts-head-raid-corner-shop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137943/Robber-caught-putting-boxer-shorts-head-raid-corner-shop.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2012, 01:53:57 PM
Shocking............... noooo:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4297268/Terrifying-moment-Brit-Violet-DMello-mauled-by-CHEETAHS-on-holiday-in-South-Africas-Kragga-Kamma-game-park.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4297268/Terrifying-moment-Brit-Violet-DMello-mauled-by-CHEETAHS-on-holiday-in-South-Africas-Kragga-Kamma-game-park.html)




















she's not British.......... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2012, 04:45:05 PM
As others have said in the comments, good to see her husband kept taking the pictures so that they can look back at the pictures in future years  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on May 04, 2012, 09:24:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137471/Henry-Wolf-sues-BMW-hour-motorcycle-ride-leaves-year-erection.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137471/Henry-Wolf-sues-BMW-hour-motorcycle-ride-leaves-year-erection.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2012, 09:25:53 PM
Quote from: Pirate on May 04, 2012, 09:24:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137471/Henry-Wolf-sues-BMW-hour-motorcycle-ride-leaves-year-erection.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137471/Henry-Wolf-sues-BMW-hour-motorcycle-ride-leaves-year-erection.html)

AFFS................... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on May 04, 2012, 09:27:47 PM
There's too much shite on here...I can't read it all...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2012, 09:28:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 04, 2012, 09:25:53 PM
Quote from: Pirate on May 04, 2012, 09:24:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137471/Henry-Wolf-sues-BMW-hour-motorcycle-ride-leaves-year-erection.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137471/Henry-Wolf-sues-BMW-hour-motorcycle-ride-leaves-year-erection.html)

AFFS................... noooo:

^^^ wot he says like ^^^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2012, 09:29:18 PM
Quote from: Pirate on May 04, 2012, 09:27:47 PM
There's too much shite on here...I can't read it all...

It's on this page ............. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on May 04, 2012, 09:30:29 PM
I'm dyslexic with numbers and pages
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2012, 09:31:36 PM
Quote from: Pirate on May 04, 2012, 09:30:29 PM
I'm dyslexic with numbers and pages

So are the coppers here.............. cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 04, 2012, 09:33:08 PM
Quote from: Pirate on May 04, 2012, 09:30:29 PM
I'm dyslexic with numbers and pages

I'd just skip those chapters in the Bible then  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on May 04, 2012, 09:37:00 PM
I'm not in the God Squad I'm afraid...

altho I sure he exists... scared2: (just in case like)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2012, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: Pirate on May 04, 2012, 09:37:00 PM
I'm not in the God Squad I'm afraid...

altho I sure he exists... scared2: (just in case like)

safe ........... ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2012, 06:42:35 PM
Clarkson does it again,...........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140004/Jeremy-Clarkson-claims-delays-Heathrow-solved-bit-racism.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140004/Jeremy-Clarkson-claims-delays-Heathrow-solved-bit-racism.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2012, 09:21:34 PM
And one for BM............. whistle:



http://famagusta-gazette.com/one-more-wind-park-inaugurated-in-cyprus-p15301-69.htm (http://famagusta-gazette.com/one-more-wind-park-inaugurated-in-cyprus-p15301-69.htm)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 06, 2012, 07:49:21 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.metrolic.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F10%2Fsusan-boyle1.jpg&hash=8b8540fa24df7f8288dd1754430fac72b46abf62)

SuBo questioned over spy death, was it realy a kinky Boyle in the bag session?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 06, 2012, 07:53:18 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2012, 10:48:19 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2012, 09:21:34 PM
And one for BM............. whistle:



http://famagusta-gazette.com/one-more-wind-park-inaugurated-in-cyprus-p15301-69.htm (http://famagusta-gazette.com/one-more-wind-park-inaugurated-in-cyprus-p15301-69.htm)

 cussing:

Another €32M pissed away....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2012, 09:39:22 PM
Some days the train journey just gets surreal, 200 odd smurfs can certainly do that.  lol:

Hartlepool United Smurfs arrive at Kings Cross (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KihEVGNIrrM#ws)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141203/Blue-colour-Football-fans-travel-230-miles-dressed-Smurfs-follow-team-final-game-season.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141203/Blue-colour-Football-fans-travel-230-miles-dressed-Smurfs-follow-team-final-game-season.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2012, 09:41:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2012, 09:39:22 PM
Some days the train journey just gets surreal, 200 odd smurfs can certainly do that.  lol:

Hartlepool United Smurfs arrive at Kings Cross (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KihEVGNIrrM#ws)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141203/Blue-colour-Football-fans-travel-230-miles-dressed-Smurfs-follow-team-final-game-season.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141203/Blue-colour-Football-fans-travel-230-miles-dressed-Smurfs-follow-team-final-game-season.html)


Wait for Wigans next match.............. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2012, 05:54:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141818/A-case-special-branch-Boy-racers-car-tree-neighbours-fed-bad-driving.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141818/A-case-special-branch-Boy-racers-car-tree-neighbours-fed-bad-driving.html)

Treemendous  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 10, 2012, 07:04:59 PM
I could think of a few candidates - none of 'em Polish either!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2012, 07:09:07 PM
Not wanting to be seen as a bad influence or anything like, I wonder what BM would say if he came back to find APC and co had done it with Me Mi......  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2012, 07:10:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2012, 07:09:07 PM
Not wanting to be seen as a bad influence or anything like, I wonder what BM would say if he came back to find APC and co had done it with Me Mi......  rubschin:


 rubschin:.............................. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2012, 07:23:27 PM
Just remember we will want picture or youtube footage of BM's reaction.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2012, 05:52:38 PM
Now I'm the first to admit that although I've come close I've never been shot before but I can confidently say that it would fooking hurt you inbred arsehole.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2144813/Friendly-Man-shoots-buddy-leg-wanted-know-felt-like-shot.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2144813/Friendly-Man-shoots-buddy-leg-wanted-know-felt-like-shot.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2012, 08:58:46 AM
Quote
Sir Michael Caine stranded in locked attic overnight after taking a nap

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/9268864/Sir-Michael-Caine-stranded-in-locked-attic-overnight-after-taking-a-nap.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/9268864/Sir-Michael-Caine-stranded-in-locked-attic-overnight-after-taking-a-nap.html)

Nice comment:  "He should've blown the bloody doors off."   Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2012, 08:10:54 PM
Prince Phillip strikes again...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2145190/Prince-Philip-Hannah-Jackson-blonde-red-dress-Id-arrested-I-unzipped-that.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2145190/Prince-Philip-Hannah-Jackson-blonde-red-dress-Id-arrested-I-unzipped-that.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2012, 09:28:19 PM
A sexually transmitted viral?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146687/Noisy-sex-couple-internet-hit-fed-neighbour-records-bedroom-antics.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146687/Noisy-sex-couple-internet-hit-fed-neighbour-records-bedroom-antics.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on May 25, 2012, 09:14:05 AM
"Millions of Britons damage property while barbecuing when drunk"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9288107/Millions-of-Britons-damage-property-while-barbecuing-when-drunk.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9288107/Millions-of-Britons-damage-property-while-barbecuing-when-drunk.html)

Quote
According to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA), almost 2,000 people are rushed to A&E units each year having had an accident involving a barbecue.

Not BM of course ...   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2012, 09:43:17 AM
Quote from: Pastis on May 25, 2012, 09:14:05 AM
"Millions of Britons damage property while barbecuing when drunk"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9288107/Millions-of-Britons-damage-property-while-barbecuing-when-drunk.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9288107/Millions-of-Britons-damage-property-while-barbecuing-when-drunk.html)

Quote
According to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA), almost 2,000 people are rushed to A&E units each year having had an accident involving a barbecue.

Not BM of course ...   whistle:

2,000 "rushed to A&E."

Presumably then, there will be 20,000 who make their own way to A&E then sit around for hours among all the grazed knees, slight coughs and people who couldn't be bothered to fight their way through the GP's 'Dial 1 for haemorrhoids, Dial 2 for thrush ..etc'.

 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2012, 09:34:09 PM
idiot

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4338241/Captain-rams-bridge-on-liners-maiden-voyage.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4338241/Captain-rams-bridge-on-liners-maiden-voyage.html)

and not even an Itie..........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2012, 09:46:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 25, 2012, 09:34:09 PM
idiot

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4338241/Captain-rams-bridge-on-liners-maiden-voyage.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4338241/Captain-rams-bridge-on-liners-maiden-voyage.html)

and not even an Itie..........

Better that than an iceberg...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2012, 10:33:26 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151767/Defendant-allowed-appear-court-dressed-blouse-skirt-turned-away-wearing-shorts.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151767/Defendant-allowed-appear-court-dressed-blouse-skirt-turned-away-wearing-shorts.html)


Excellent..........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 30, 2012, 05:46:24 AM
 lol:

Fancy wearing those shoes with that dress. English blokes just don't do style do they  ;)

Like the dress tucked in the knickers shot  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2012, 03:30:19 PM
I know, I'll go as the Incredible Hulk, all I need is some green paint.....

Quote
After frantic scrubbing, the hapless chap realised he'd used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines.

I've got to ask, where the hell do you go to get that paint, something tells me it isn't the sort of thing the local hardware store would have in stock.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151983/HULK-use-permanent-paint-paint-come-OFF-Wannabe-superhero-left-red-faced-staining-green-missile-paint.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151983/HULK-use-permanent-paint-paint-come-OFF-Wannabe-superhero-left-red-faced-staining-green-missile-paint.html)

I bet he went like a rocket during the event.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 01, 2012, 06:11:08 AM
 I see crime if rife in Uncle's neck of the woods  (http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/9733382.Girl_nearly_run_over_by_moped/)  Get the hell out of there Uncle, there are far better places to be  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 01, 2012, 06:13:07 AM
 And from the same paper the day after  (http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/local_news/southend/9736157.Basildon_family_under_siege_from__a_plague_of_caterpillars/?ref=ec)  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 01, 2012, 12:19:58 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18294745 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18294745) eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on June 04, 2012, 06:13:17 PM
It appears the Duke is bladdered ...  rubschin:

"It's not unusual" quipped Sir Tom Jones before the concert
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 04, 2012, 10:25:02 PM
Quote from: Pastis on June 04, 2012, 06:13:17 PM
It appears the Duke is bladdered ...  rubschin:

"It's not unusual" quipped Sir Tom Jones before the concert

I shall get the signs dusted off like  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2012, 07:17:03 AM
Quote from: Pastis on June 04, 2012, 06:13:17 PM
It appears the Duke is bladdered ...  rubschin:

"It's not unusual" quipped Sir Tom Jones before the concert

 noooo:

JOM You prolly should, we should have a full dress rehearsal.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 09, 2012, 08:40:33 PM
As Andrew Preview may have said "they're using the right words, but not necessarily in the right order"  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimage.org%2Feb6owhlal%2Fmassive_jobs_blow.jpg&hash=495fb13bffab1b898d3a86d948c6dc85b5ea9d65) (http://postimage.org/image/eb6owhlal/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 09, 2012, 08:41:29 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Flp4va3ipj%2Fcondom_truck_tips.jpg&hash=2241c429727e9e18489b7a96e3984ea7c7c1f442) (http://postimage.org/image/lp4va3ipj/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2012, 08:47:59 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimage.org%2F8w75n08i5%2Fdownload.jpg&hash=6ad0d33719643ab304e115d1648d26095f6c3c53) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2012, 02:55:01 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 09, 2012, 08:40:33 PM
As Andrew Preview may have said "they're using the right words, but not necessarily in the right order"  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimage.org%2Feb6owhlal%2Fmassive_jobs_blow.jpg&hash=495fb13bffab1b898d3a86d948c6dc85b5ea9d65) (http://postimage.org/image/eb6owhlal/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2012, 11:07:24 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 09, 2012, 08:40:33 PM
As Andrew Preview may have said "they're using the right words, but not necessarily in the right order"  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimage.org%2Feb6owhlal%2Fmassive_jobs_blow.jpg&hash=495fb13bffab1b898d3a86d948c6dc85b5ea9d65) (http://postimage.org/image/eb6owhlal/)

 lol: lol: Oh this is going onto my FB page any second now.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2012, 05:58:10 PM
Quote
'Smurf' sought in Forest of Dean
Reports of a man "who looks like a Smurf" behaving suspiciously in the Forest of Dean are being investigated.

Gloucestershire Police said they had received several reports of a man in a blue morph suit with blue paint on his face in Longhope.

One witness said the man, who was seen waving at women and running up to them doing star jumps, "looked like a Smurf".

Officers say they are keen to speak to the man to establish his motives.

Police said people in May Hill had called the force to report the man on 20 May and twice on Saturday.

Any of you old reprobates going to fess up?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 10, 2012, 07:50:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2012, 05:58:10 PM
Quote
'Smurf' sought in Forest of Dean
Reports of a man "who looks like a Smurf" behaving suspiciously in the Forest of Dean are being investigated.

Gloucestershire Police said they had received several reports of a man in a blue morph suit with blue paint on his face in Longhope.

One witness said the man, who was seen waving at women and running up to them doing star jumps, "looked like a Smurf".

Officers say they are keen to speak to the man to establish his motives.

Police said people in May Hill had called the force to report the man on 20 May and twice on Saturday.

Any of you old reprobates going to fess up?  rubschin:

Pirate hangs out that way doesn't he  rubschin:  Anyway, I thought morph suits covered the face as well  confused:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2012, 07:52:23 PM
That's normal for the Forest of Dean.

ANd since when has dressing up as a smurf been illegal?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 11, 2012, 11:56:05 AM
Nick is quite right as is JOM the Forest of Dean is a very strange place, lots of people with wooden teeth and they are all related to each other it puts a whole new meaning to the phrase 'a close knit community'.

My money is on Pirate.  He has been very quiet for the last few days. 8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2012, 08:16:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158737/Police-blow-broken-car-dozy-tourist-parked-just-yards-Houses-Parliament-got-parking-ticket-too.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158737/Police-blow-broken-car-dozy-tourist-parked-just-yards-Houses-Parliament-got-parking-ticket-too.html)
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2012, 08:23:15 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 14, 2012, 08:16:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158737/Police-blow-broken-car-dozy-tourist-parked-just-yards-Houses-Parliament-got-parking-ticket-too.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158737/Police-blow-broken-car-dozy-tourist-parked-just-yards-Houses-Parliament-got-parking-ticket-too.html)
 :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 16, 2012, 09:00:08 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2160104/From-inventor-Viagra-spray-help-love-moment.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2160104/From-inventor-Viagra-spray-help-love-moment.html)

Quote
Mike Wyllie, one of the team of scientists who developed Viagra in the 1990s, has created a drug that tackles premature ejaculation.

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2012, 09:50:23 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 16, 2012, 09:00:08 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2160104/From-inventor-Viagra-spray-help-love-moment.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2160104/From-inventor-Viagra-spray-help-love-moment.html)

Quote
Mike Wyllie, one of the team of scientists who developed Viagra in the 1990s, has created a drug that tackles premature ejaculation.

 happy001

Clearly born to the job.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2012, 11:42:43 AM
Does that mean Jack Daniels has medicinal qualities?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/9333815/Original-recipe-for-Jack-Daniels-found-in-Welsh-book-of-herbal-remedies.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/9333815/Original-recipe-for-Jack-Daniels-found-in-Welsh-book-of-herbal-remedies.html)

I may have to test this...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2012, 11:43:32 AM
One for JOM  :thumbsup:

http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/rugbeer-the-vending-machine-you-have-to-tackle-to-get-your-beer/ (http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/rugbeer-the-vending-machine-you-have-to-tackle-to-get-your-beer/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2012, 11:44:51 AM
http://www.thelocal.de/society/20120608-43035.html (http://www.thelocal.de/society/20120608-43035.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2012, 11:51:10 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2012, 11:43:32 AM
One for JOM  :thumbsup:

http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/rugbeer-the-vending-machine-you-have-to-tackle-to-get-your-beer/ (http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/rugbeer-the-vending-machine-you-have-to-tackle-to-get-your-beer/)

AFFS!  ::)

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.msg361384#msg361384 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.msg361384#msg361384)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 18, 2012, 05:23:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2012, 11:43:32 AM
One for JOM  :thumbsup:

http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/rugbeer-the-vending-machine-you-have-to-tackle-to-get-your-beer/ (http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/rugbeer-the-vending-machine-you-have-to-tackle-to-get-your-beer/)

I see it has a "pussy meter"  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2012, 05:25:40 PM
Mr Thread?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2012, 05:28:41 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2012, 08:24:14 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161524/Grandmother-fights-neighbour-broke-home-dressed-Grim-Reaper.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161524/Grandmother-fights-neighbour-broke-home-dressed-Grim-Reaper.html)  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2012, 11:23:51 PM
Truly awe inspiring

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2162085/Spencer-West-Man-lost-legs-child-scales-Mount-Kilimanjaro-using-HANDS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2162085/Spencer-West-Man-lost-legs-child-scales-Mount-Kilimanjaro-using-HANDS.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 21, 2012, 01:02:53 AM
 happ096

From the comments...
Quote
he is actually normal, they just buried him before each photo up to the waist.

- outraged, London, 20/6/2012 19:41
 

Was it you Barman rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2012, 04:47:18 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 21, 2012, 01:02:53 AM
happ096

From the comments...
Quote
he is actually normal, they just buried him before each photo up to the waist.

- outraged, London, 20/6/2012 19:41
 

Was it you Barman rubschin:

Sadly not!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2012, 09:00:40 PM
Why do I get the feeling they will be selling tickets to the identity parade?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2167608/Buxom-Bandit-Australian-policemen-line-investigate-case.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2167608/Buxom-Bandit-Australian-policemen-line-investigate-case.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 03, 2012, 10:36:47 AM
 lol: lol: There will be some on here who will be emigrating no doubt.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2012, 08:23:18 PM
Prolly not the right place to put this but when I saw out favorite poison dwarf was under investigation the first thing that came to mind was "Hi ho, hi ho, its off to clink I go...."  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168283/Sarkozys-Parisian-mansion-targeted-dawn-raid-police-probing-corruption-claims.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168283/Sarkozys-Parisian-mansion-targeted-dawn-raid-police-probing-corruption-claims.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2012, 09:02:31 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2169028/Japanese-inventor-creates-robot-feel-fear--pair-mechanical-buttocks-clench-spank-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2169028/Japanese-inventor-creates-robot-feel-fear--pair-mechanical-buttocks-clench-spank-them.html)
 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2012, 11:05:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169070/M6-toll-road-terror-alert-traffic-chaos-sparked-FAKE-CIGARETTE-Megabus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169070/M6-toll-road-terror-alert-traffic-chaos-sparked-FAKE-CIGARETTE-Megabus.html)
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2012, 11:29:17 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 06, 2012, 11:05:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169070/M6-toll-road-terror-alert-traffic-chaos-sparked-FAKE-CIGARETTE-Megabus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169070/M6-toll-road-terror-alert-traffic-chaos-sparked-FAKE-CIGARETTE-Megabus.html)
 noooo:

Disgraceful - the country is completely fucked....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 06, 2012, 12:33:46 PM
Cue new legislation(based on eliminating terror) banning fake fags!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2012, 12:38:01 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 06, 2012, 12:33:46 PM
Cue new legislation(based on eliminating terror) banning fake fags!

Indeed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2012, 01:21:24 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2169672/Gingers-dating-launches-singles-looking-red-hot-lover-theyre-hoping-Geri-Halliwell-Prince-Harry-join.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2169672/Gingers-dating-launches-singles-looking-red-hot-lover-theyre-hoping-Geri-Halliwell-Prince-Harry-join.html)


Interesting for some............ whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2012, 01:24:49 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2012, 01:48:16 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 06, 2012, 12:33:46 PM
Cue new legislation(based on eliminating terror) banning fake fags!

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.coventrytelegraph.net%2Fpasstheremote%2Fpaul%2520o%26%23039%3Bgrady%2520five.jpg&hash=40315d2174fc1b85f7bbf56201d800d2e2d640a8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2012, 04:04:48 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2012, 01:48:16 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 06, 2012, 12:33:46 PM
Cue new legislation(based on eliminating terror) banning fake fags!

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.coventrytelegraph.net%2Fpasstheremote%2Fpaul%2520o%26%23039%3Bgrady%2520five.jpg&hash=40315d2174fc1b85f7bbf56201d800d2e2d640a8)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 13, 2012, 06:06:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2012, 11:29:17 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 06, 2012, 11:05:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169070/M6-toll-road-terror-alert-traffic-chaos-sparked-FAKE-CIGARETTE-Megabus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169070/M6-toll-road-terror-alert-traffic-chaos-sparked-FAKE-CIGARETTE-Megabus.html)
 noooo:

Disgraceful - the country is completely fucked....  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Frck0g4hd7%2Fsmokeless_cigarettes.jpg&hash=427b9607e7f79920a4763e007a566b4632994fbf) (http://postimage.org/image/rck0g4hd7/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2012, 06:25:43 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 13, 2012, 06:06:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2012, 11:29:17 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 06, 2012, 11:05:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169070/M6-toll-road-terror-alert-traffic-chaos-sparked-FAKE-CIGARETTE-Megabus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169070/M6-toll-road-terror-alert-traffic-chaos-sparked-FAKE-CIGARETTE-Megabus.html)
 noooo:

Disgraceful - the country is completely fucked....  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Frck0g4hd7%2Fsmokeless_cigarettes.jpg&hash=427b9607e7f79920a4763e007a566b4632994fbf) (http://postimage.org/image/rck0g4hd7/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 13, 2012, 06:45:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 06:25:43 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 13, 2012, 06:06:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2012, 11:29:17 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 06, 2012, 11:05:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169070/M6-toll-road-terror-alert-traffic-chaos-sparked-FAKE-CIGARETTE-Megabus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169070/M6-toll-road-terror-alert-traffic-chaos-sparked-FAKE-CIGARETTE-Megabus.html)
 noooo:

Disgraceful - the country is completely fucked....  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Frck0g4hd7%2Fsmokeless_cigarettes.jpg&hash=427b9607e7f79920a4763e007a566b4632994fbf) (http://postimage.org/image/rck0g4hd7/)

happy001  happy001  happy001  happy001

 drumroll:   drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2012, 06:21:54 PM
Anyone here going to be changing their password soon?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2173616/Revealed-The-commonly-used-passwords-hacked-accounts--password-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2173616/Revealed-The-commonly-used-passwords-hacked-accounts--password-them.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on July 17, 2012, 12:06:35 PM
by lisan25 on Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:57 pm

Here are some funny craigslist ads... lol.

From the personals

How do I know you’re out there?

Let’s begin with that ad of mine that you recently responded to, shall we? You know the one I’m talking about. It was entitled, Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? m4w–22 That ad ran for three days before I got a response, and I can’t tell you, Mom, how my heart fell when I saw the photo that accompanied the response. It was your Realtor’s headshot, the one on your business card. Even worse was the text of your response. I’m so, so sorry I know now what you’d do to me if we ever hooked up. On the other hand, Dad must’ve been a very, very lucky guy back in the day. I dunno, maybe he still is.

I guess, Mom, when I think a bit about it, that I should resign myself to whatever it is that you are doing. After all, you’re an adult and I’m an adult. I can’t tell you what you should do with your life.

But Mom, I’d like to raise a few points.

The first point I’d like to raise is that you’re still married to Dad. Please, please PLEASE tell me that you have his blessing. My mind is reeling now, hoping that you’re not the people who posted Fun Couple Looking For Others MW4MW57 I have a sneaking suspicion, though, that it is you. Now that I know you’re cruising CE, I suspect that there aren’t too many other 57 year old swingers from the Westlake area posting on Craigslist.

The second point I’d like to raise is that you owe it to whoever you’re trying to hook up with to be honest. I mean, I lived with you and Dad for 18 years. You’re not that fun.

Finally, I’d like you to stop responding to my College Stud Needs a MILF m4w22 ads. The only one who should find you to be MILF-y at all is Dad. For me, you are just an “M”. Got it?

Your son.

PS. I’m going to swing by at around 7-7:30-ish to do a load of wash, is that okay? I tried to call you at the office, but they kept telling me that you’re busy.


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2012, 04:20:40 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180192/Feral-girl-5-living-cows-communicate-mooing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180192/Feral-girl-5-living-cows-communicate-mooing.html)

I've met people like that  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2012, 04:29:15 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 28, 2012, 04:20:40 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180192/Feral-girl-5-living-cows-communicate-mooing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180192/Feral-girl-5-living-cows-communicate-mooing.html)

I've met people like that  rubschin:

In fairness in that photo she does look a bit cow-like ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 28, 2012, 08:51:44 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2012, 08:14:31 AM
Only in the Daily Mail  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2012, 08:17:41 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180421/Prezzas-embarrassing-goal-Former-deputy-PM-accuses-Tory-advertising-Thai-Brides--MP-points-adverts-based-visitors-previous-browser-use.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180421/Prezzas-embarrassing-goal-Former-deputy-PM-accuses-Tory-advertising-Thai-Brides--MP-points-adverts-based-visitors-previous-browser-use.html)
 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2012, 08:20:39 AM
 happy002  Worra twat!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 29, 2012, 09:41:39 AM
Funnily enough, that's exactly what I muttered  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2012, 10:31:04 AM
Paurine Plescott give him hard time, long time now.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 29, 2012, 12:49:28 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2F509g19afl%2Fturd_balloon.jpg&hash=250c2835450efc9c682ef0d7c31244b4fcc34162) (http://postimage.org/image/509g19afl/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2012, 01:18:11 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2012, 10:31:04 AM
Paurine Plescott give him hard time, long time now.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2012, 01:19:04 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 29, 2012, 12:49:28 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2F509g19afl%2Fturd_balloon.jpg&hash=250c2835450efc9c682ef0d7c31244b4fcc34162) (http://postimage.org/image/509g19afl/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2012, 07:00:31 PM
Hmm, what is the fastest speed a mobility scooter is allowed to go?  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180628/Dial-carefully-Meet-Kuratas-million-dollar-robot-weighs-tons-shoots-smile-controlled-iPhone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180628/Dial-carefully-Meet-Kuratas-million-dollar-robot-weighs-tons-shoots-smile-controlled-iPhone.html)

KURATAS - Suidobashi heavy industry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29MD29ekoKI#ws)

Dont smile or else you may cause a shooting spree??  eeek:

HOW TO RIDE KURATAS - Suidobashi heavy industry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iZ0WuNvHr8#ws)

Probably just as well they haven't added in a maniacal laughter control as well.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2012, 09:54:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2012, 07:00:31 PM
Hmm, what is the fastest speed a mobility scooter is allowed to go?  eveilgrin:

4mph for the "pavement" variety ~ needs no licence, tax or insurance
8mph for the "road" variety ~ needs insurance and must have lights, indicators etc.

And yes I realise the question was asked tongue in cheek but since I have two of them I thought I'd answer it anyway.
My lightweight one fits the car boot with ease, has a range of 7 miles per charge and is adequate.
The second and much heavier one is Italian (yes it has a reverse but only one). That one has a range of 20 miles per charge and travels at 6mph if I want it to. That's the one I use when the boys and I go out ~ them on their bikes.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 30, 2012, 11:53:42 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 29, 2012, 08:17:41 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180421/Prezzas-embarrassing-goal-Former-deputy-PM-accuses-Tory-advertising-Thai-Brides--MP-points-adverts-based-visitors-previous-browser-use.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180421/Prezzas-embarrassing-goal-Former-deputy-PM-accuses-Tory-advertising-Thai-Brides--MP-points-adverts-based-visitors-previous-browser-use.html)
 whistle:

Fvck me that vanished a bit quick! Must have taken out an injunction or summat . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2012, 07:58:24 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2181573/To-boldly-William-Shatner-signed-Nasa-seven-minutes-terror-Mars-rover-face-descent-red-planet-week.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2181573/To-boldly-William-Shatner-signed-Nasa-seven-minutes-terror-Mars-rover-face-descent-red-planet-week.html)

So while you are … panicking for the… next seven minutes … I WILL be helping…… you… EXPLAIN… what is going on… and you can… REVEL… in my dulcet tones…………..  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2012, 08:11:15 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2183284/Gabby-Douglas-NBC-forced-apologise-ad-features-monkey-doing-gymnastics-right-AFTER-victory.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2183284/Gabby-Douglas-NBC-forced-apologise-ad-features-monkey-doing-gymnastics-right-AFTER-victory.html)

oops.......... lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2012, 06:05:07 PM
I can see this kind of thing having potential.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2182480/Imagine-instruction-manual-kit-Lego-mad-inventor-crafts-electric-wheelchair-entirely-interlocking-plastic-bricks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2182480/Imagine-instruction-manual-kit-Lego-mad-inventor-crafts-electric-wheelchair-entirely-interlocking-plastic-bricks.html)

I wonder if he could make a Lego Me Mi  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2012, 05:08:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2012, 06:05:07 PM
I can see this kind of thing having potential.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2182480/Imagine-instruction-manual-kit-Lego-mad-inventor-crafts-electric-wheelchair-entirely-interlocking-plastic-bricks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2182480/Imagine-instruction-manual-kit-Lego-mad-inventor-crafts-electric-wheelchair-entirely-interlocking-plastic-bricks.html)

I wonder if he could make a Lego Me Mi  rubschin:

You can imagine leaving it outside a shop for five minutes... come back and the local kids have made a JCB and an aeroplane....  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2012, 07:13:36 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2186710/Could-oral-sex-pregnant-womans-best-defense-morning-sickness.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2186710/Could-oral-sex-pregnant-womans-best-defense-morning-sickness.html) rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2012, 07:31:40 AM
Quote
women who consume sperm from the male who impregnated them are likely to counteract the common side effect during pregnancy.


So it's not just oral sex but it has to be oral sex with the bloke who got you up the duff ... ::)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2012, 08:59:50 AM
And for all those who down the years have claimed they got pregnant from a toilet seat they should perhaps have eaten the seat.   ::)

Only in the Daily Fail.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on August 15, 2012, 04:55:34 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2188441/Shitterton-comes-list-Britains-worst-place-names-including-Pratts-Bottom-Crapstone-Slag-Lane--live-insist-lovely-place-live.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2188441/Shitterton-comes-list-Britains-worst-place-names-including-Pratts-Bottom-Crapstone-Slag-Lane--live-insist-lovely-place-live.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 15, 2012, 05:40:38 AM
Why isn't Twatt in the list  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2F6reiwmkon%2Fpriceless_twatt.jpg&hash=cdf4176736eccb8084d8031f0090e40beae1cf47) (http://postimage.org/image/6reiwmkon/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2012, 11:43:51 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on August 15, 2012, 04:55:34 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2188441/Shitterton-comes-list-Britains-worst-place-names-including-Pratts-Bottom-Crapstone-Slag-Lane--live-insist-lovely-place-live.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2188441/Shitterton-comes-list-Britains-worst-place-names-including-Pratts-Bottom-Crapstone-Slag-Lane--live-insist-lovely-place-live.html)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 18, 2012, 06:00:09 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Fdimit78v5%2Farmy_camouflage.jpg&hash=66da62e1f89d1b81e5e918278bae00780167b3a6) (http://postimage.org/image/dimit78v5/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2012, 08:48:38 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 18, 2012, 06:00:09 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Fdimit78v5%2Farmy_camouflage.jpg&hash=66da62e1f89d1b81e5e918278bae00780167b3a6) (http://postimage.org/image/dimit78v5/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on August 18, 2012, 02:25:57 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 11, 2012, 07:13:36 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2186710/Could-oral-sex-pregnant-womans-best-defense-morning-sickness.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2186710/Could-oral-sex-pregnant-womans-best-defense-morning-sickness.html) rubschin:


did apc put you up to this>?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2190395/A-stained-glass-window-St-Tony-Blair-Do-come-.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2190395/A-stained-glass-window-St-Tony-Blair-Do-come-.html)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2012, 12:43:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2190395/A-stained-glass-window-St-Tony-Blair-Do-come-.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2190395/A-stained-glass-window-St-Tony-Blair-Do-come-.html)

 ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol:

I'm glad I'm not paying to protect the c**t!  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2012, 12:46:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2012, 12:43:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2190395/A-stained-glass-window-St-Tony-Blair-Do-come-.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2190395/A-stained-glass-window-St-Tony-Blair-Do-come-.html)

 ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol:

I'm glad I'm not paying to protect the c**t!  evil:


115,000 a week well spent .............. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2012, 02:20:08 AM
Darwin............... rubschin:



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4498758/British-farmer-John-Manners-has-350-combine-harvesters-on-his-Northumberland-farm.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4498758/British-farmer-John-Manners-has-350-combine-harvesters-on-his-Northumberland-farm.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2012, 06:36:12 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 22, 2012, 02:20:08 AM
Darwin............... rubschin:



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4498758/British-farmer-John-Manners-has-350-combine-harvesters-on-his-Northumberland-farm.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4498758/British-farmer-John-Manners-has-350-combine-harvesters-on-his-Northumberland-farm.html)

 noooo: but  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2012, 06:40:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2012, 06:36:12 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 22, 2012, 02:20:08 AM
Darwin............... rubschin:



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4498758/British-farmer-John-Manners-has-350-combine-harvesters-on-his-Northumberland-farm.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4498758/British-farmer-John-Manners-has-350-combine-harvesters-on-his-Northumberland-farm.html)

 noooo: but  rubschin:

But you'd have a man looking after it all....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2012, 05:35:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 22, 2012, 06:40:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2012, 06:36:12 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 22, 2012, 02:20:08 AM
Darwin............... rubschin:



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4498758/British-farmer-John-Manners-has-350-combine-harvesters-on-his-Northumberland-farm.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4498758/British-farmer-John-Manners-has-350-combine-harvesters-on-his-Northumberland-farm.html)

 noooo: but  rubschin:

But you'd have a man looking after it all....  Thumbs:

Good point, well made.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 22, 2012, 06:09:49 PM
 I wasn't sure which board to put this on  (http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/93a47a62-daf0-11e1-8074-00144feab49a.html#axzz24Fowintq)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2012, 11:05:10 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 22, 2012, 06:09:49 PM
I wasn't sure which board to put this on  (http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/93a47a62-daf0-11e1-8074-00144feab49a.html#axzz24Fowintq)


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2012, 08:03:01 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 22, 2012, 06:09:49 PM
I wasn't sure which board to put this on  (http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/93a47a62-daf0-11e1-8074-00144feab49a.html#axzz24Fowintq)

Excellent!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2012, 11:32:43 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2192748/Almost-famous-Student-hires-bodyguards-paparazzi-entourage-pranks-New-York-believing-world-famous-celebrity.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2192748/Almost-famous-Student-hires-bodyguards-paparazzi-entourage-pranks-New-York-believing-world-famous-celebrity.html)


Sad but true ............... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2012, 09:44:28 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4504929/Angelina-lookalike-raped-me.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4504929/Angelina-lookalike-raped-me.html)


He got caught ........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2012, 09:54:54 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2012, 09:44:28 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4504929/Angelina-lookalike-raped-me.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4504929/Angelina-lookalike-raped-me.html)


He got caught ........... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2012, 02:13:19 PM
Quote
. . . threatened to kill him unless he agreed to perform another sex act. . .

"I ain't going sarth of the river at this time of night"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2012, 03:17:49 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2012, 02:13:19 PM
Quote
. . . threatened to kill him unless he agreed to perform another sex act. . .

"I ain't going sarth of the river at this time of night"



 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2012, 02:44:50 PM
http://www.itn.co.uk/And%20Finally/54184/horrible-eating-competition--duckling-fetuses (http://www.itn.co.uk/And%20Finally/54184/horrible-eating-competition--duckling-fetuses)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2012, 02:55:24 PM
Growler will cry
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2012, 03:01:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2012, 02:44:50 PM
http://www.itn.co.uk/And%20Finally/54184/horrible-eating-competition--duckling-fetuses (http://www.itn.co.uk/And%20Finally/54184/horrible-eating-competition--duckling-fetuses)

 sick2:

Eeeewwwwww!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2012, 05:56:07 PM
I'm not gonna watch  sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2012, 05:24:35 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4517406/Couple-arrested-after-burglars-blasted-during-break-in.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4517406/Couple-arrested-after-burglars-blasted-during-break-in.html)


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2012, 05:33:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 02, 2012, 05:24:35 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4517406/Couple-arrested-after-burglars-blasted-during-break-in.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4517406/Couple-arrested-after-burglars-blasted-during-break-in.html)


 noooo:

Quote
“A second man presented at Leicester Royal Infirmary with similar injuries. Neither injuries are life threatening.

Bugger!  cussing:

Anybody that breaks into mine can expect 24g of 7½ in their face for their trouble....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2012, 05:40:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 02, 2012, 05:33:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 02, 2012, 05:24:35 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4517406/Couple-arrested-after-burglars-blasted-during-break-in.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4517406/Couple-arrested-after-burglars-blasted-during-break-in.html)


 noooo:

Quote
“A second man presented at Leicester Royal Infirmary with similar injuries. Neither injuries are life threatening.

Bugger!  cussing:

Anybody that breaks into mine can expect 24g of 7½ in their face for their trouble....  Thumbs:

Bet they are suing them now.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on September 05, 2012, 08:55:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19485421 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19485421)

And?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2012, 09:09:04 AM
Quote from: tel on September 05, 2012, 08:55:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19485421 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19485421)

And?

I read about this one the local forums here....

You'd have thought that plod would have plenty of criminals in the UK to deal with without searching for them out here....  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on September 05, 2012, 09:10:06 AM
A nice trip perhaps?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2012, 09:13:19 AM
Quote from: tel on September 05, 2012, 09:10:06 AM
A nice trip perhaps?

Indeed...  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 05, 2012, 11:00:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 05, 2012, 09:09:04 AM
Quote from: tel on September 05, 2012, 08:55:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19485421 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19485421)

And?

I read about this one the local forums here....

You'd have thought that plod would have plenty of criminals in the UK to deal with without searching for them out here....  ::)

Prob a thank you from ROC for UK giving them Gary Robb..............any criminal with half a brain would be in the north ......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 05, 2012, 12:32:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 05, 2012, 11:00:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 05, 2012, 09:09:04 AM
Quote from: tel on September 05, 2012, 08:55:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19485421 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19485421)

And?

I read about this one the local forums here....

You'd have thought that plod would have plenty of criminals in the UK to deal with without searching for them out here....  ::)

Prob a thank you from ROC for UK giving them Gary Robb..............any criminal with half a brain would be in the north ......


Anyone seen Baldy today.............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2012, 05:16:45 PM
First ever zombie presidential candidate 'runs for office' in the US (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiGyxI6I93k#ws)

Typical, the one politician who looks worth voting for turns out to be a joke.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2012, 01:27:03 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4530164/Stowaway-smashes-into-parked-car-after-falling-from-a-jet-flying-to-Heathrow.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4530164/Stowaway-smashes-into-parked-car-after-falling-from-a-jet-flying-to-Heathrow.html)


Watch out TMR............. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2012, 01:38:36 PM
Could never happen at Gatwick...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2012, 01:46:38 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on September 10, 2012, 01:38:36 PM
Could never happen at Gatwick...

Coz you too small a target......... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2012, 01:52:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 10, 2012, 01:46:38 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on September 10, 2012, 01:38:36 PM
Could never happen at Gatwick...

Coz you too small a target......... whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2012, 02:00:37 PM
Pair of bell-ends :-)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 13, 2012, 01:55:39 PM
http://newsthump.com/2012/09/13/south-yorkshire-police-coroner-claims-richard-iii-bones-show-victim-was-drunk/ (http://newsthump.com/2012/09/13/south-yorkshire-police-coroner-claims-richard-iii-bones-show-victim-was-drunk/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 13, 2012, 04:04:14 PM
When was Peter Cook ever not drunk?









I know! I know! Too much Black Adder ~ I'll just get me lead and then WALKIES!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 13, 2012, 07:17:14 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 13, 2012, 01:55:39 PM
http://newsthump.com/2012/09/13/south-yorkshire-police-coroner-claims-richard-iii-bones-show-victim-was-drunk/ (http://newsthump.com/2012/09/13/south-yorkshire-police-coroner-claims-richard-iii-bones-show-victim-was-drunk/)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 13, 2012, 07:49:48 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/traveller-caught-india-monkey-pants-report-064151700.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/traveller-caught-india-monkey-pants-report-064151700.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 14, 2012, 05:47:49 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 13, 2012, 07:49:48 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/traveller-caught-india-monkey-pants-report-064151700.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/traveller-caught-india-monkey-pants-report-064151700.html)


Did the monkey look pleased to see them?

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 14, 2012, 09:37:40 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on September 14, 2012, 05:47:49 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 13, 2012, 07:49:48 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/traveller-caught-india-monkey-pants-report-064151700.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/traveller-caught-india-monkey-pants-report-064151700.html)


Did the monkey look pleased to see them?

"Them"?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2012, 11:18:56 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2202872/Man-137-traffic-ticket-pays-137-origami-pigs-Dunkin-Donut-boxes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2202872/Man-137-traffic-ticket-pays-137-origami-pigs-Dunkin-Donut-boxes.html)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2012, 11:39:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 13, 2012, 07:49:48 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/traveller-caught-india-monkey-pants-report-064151700.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/traveller-caught-india-monkey-pants-report-064151700.html)

Was it cold...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2012, 05:56:52 PM
15cm???? Bugger SlugpoonTM I think it's time to start investing in the new SlugzookaTM  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203104/Monster-Spanish-slugs-feast-dead-RABBITS-grow-15cm-invading-Britain-threaten-decimate-crops.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203104/Monster-Spanish-slugs-feast-dead-RABBITS-grow-15cm-invading-Britain-threaten-decimate-crops.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2012, 06:11:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2012, 05:56:52 PM
15cm???? Bugger SlugpoonTM I think it's time to start investing in the new SlugzookaTM  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203104/Monster-Spanish-slugs-feast-dead-RABBITS-grow-15cm-invading-Britain-threaten-decimate-crops.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203104/Monster-Spanish-slugs-feast-dead-RABBITS-grow-15cm-invading-Britain-threaten-decimate-crops.html)

Quote
The giant pests - which invaded our shores in salad brought in from Europe - are mating with their British counterparts to create a mutant super-slug with the potential to overrun our back gardens.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick029.gif&hash=83c0219823a0eb8cdd68151a80950d4fe099579e) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 17, 2012, 10:47:17 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2204256/The-ridiculous-products-people-simply-bothered.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2204256/The-ridiculous-products-people-simply-bothered.html)

Anyone got any of these....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2012, 10:50:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 17, 2012, 10:47:17 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2204256/The-ridiculous-products-people-simply-bothered.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2204256/The-ridiculous-products-people-simply-bothered.html)

Anyone got any of these....... rubschin:

No, I've bought one of these tho....  redface:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2Frew2001.png&hash=51ae7cea67c92ee16a129e51e2b46ef49e784281)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2012, 10:51:41 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 17, 2012, 10:47:17 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2204256/The-ridiculous-products-people-simply-bothered.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2204256/The-ridiculous-products-people-simply-bothered.html)

Anyone got any of these....... rubschin:

I hadn't, but my self-stirring mug is now on order. redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2012, 09:18:19 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205372/English-landlord-pulled-gun-customers-village-pub-tried-order-drinks-Welsh.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205372/English-landlord-pulled-gun-customers-village-pub-tried-order-drinks-Welsh.html)


One for Snoopy........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2012, 09:31:12 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 19, 2012, 09:18:19 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205372/English-landlord-pulled-gun-customers-village-pub-tried-order-drinks-Welsh.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205372/English-landlord-pulled-gun-customers-village-pub-tried-order-drinks-Welsh.html)


One for Snoopy........

Does double take on time of post .... taps watch to ensure it is working  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2012, 09:56:11 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205754/Japanese-man-cooked-genitals-served-paying-guests-charged-indecent-exposure.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205754/Japanese-man-cooked-genitals-served-paying-guests-charged-indecent-exposure.html)   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 20, 2012, 10:04:14 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 20, 2012, 09:56:11 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205754/Japanese-man-cooked-genitals-served-paying-guests-charged-indecent-exposure.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205754/Japanese-man-cooked-genitals-served-paying-guests-charged-indecent-exposure.html)   eeek:

 eeek:   noooo:   scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2012, 04:17:30 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19674622 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19674622)
 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2012, 10:20:42 AM
Dog Shoots Man: Hunter's Hand Is Amputated (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dog-shoots-man-hunters-hand-amputated-003448867.html)

Quote

A French hunter has told how he had to have his hand amputated after his "adorable" dog accidentally shot him.

The 55-year-old man, named only as Rene, said the animal accidentally pulled the trigger of his master's shotgun after jumping on top of him "for a cuddle".

The shot destroyed his right hand and he had to be taken by helicopter to a hospital in Bordeaux, where doctors were unable to save the limb.

Rene, who was hunting with three Blue Gascony Basset hounds in St Michel de Double, in the southwestern Dordogne region, told France Bleu radio he did not blame the animal.

"It wasn't the dog's fault," he said. "And he's adorable! I should have left the (gun's) safety on, that's all."

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on September 24, 2012, 05:12:06 PM
Quote
Eat badgers, says Clarissa Dickson Wright

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/9562992/Eat-badgers-says-Clarissa-Dickson-Wright.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/9562992/Eat-badgers-says-Clarissa-Dickson-Wright.html)

 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2012, 06:21:51 PM
 eeek: I'll take the shorter lifespan instead thanks.  noooo:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9562400/Is-castration-the-secret-to-a-long-life.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9562400/Is-castration-the-secret-to-a-long-life.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 24, 2012, 09:41:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2012, 06:21:51 PM
eeek: I'll take the shorter lifespan instead thanks.  noooo:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9562400/Is-castration-the-secret-to-a-long-life.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9562400/Is-castration-the-secret-to-a-long-life.html)

Oh I don't know Miss D and I could do the honours on you chaps and we could have a wonderful VP  castrati choir.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 24, 2012, 11:32:16 PM
Mmmmm . . .  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 01, 2012, 12:50:30 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html)


Surely the most shocking news ...........never saw that coming........... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2012, 12:53:15 PM
 eeek: eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2012, 01:13:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 01, 2012, 12:50:30 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html)


Surely the most shocking news ...........never saw that coming........... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 01, 2012, 01:46:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 01, 2012, 12:50:30 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html)


Surely the most shocking news ...........never saw that coming........... noooo:

From the photo, she was probably in the same class as Megan.
She probably dumped him on Facebook.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2012, 02:10:02 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 01, 2012, 01:46:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 01, 2012, 12:50:30 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html)


Surely the most shocking news ...........never saw that coming........... noooo:

From the photo, she was probably in the same class as Megan.
She probably dumped him on Facebook.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2012, 06:05:46 PM
I am shocked and horrified that a paragon of honesty and integrity would be picked on by the police like this.   whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2211141/Keith-Vaz-Secret-police-inquiry-Labour-MP-uncovered-500-000-mystery-payments.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2211141/Keith-Vaz-Secret-police-inquiry-Labour-MP-uncovered-500-000-mystery-payments.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 01, 2012, 08:16:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2012, 02:10:02 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 01, 2012, 01:46:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 01, 2012, 12:50:30 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html)


Surely the most shocking news ...........never saw that coming........... noooo:

From the photo, she was probably in the same class as Megan.
She probably dumped him on Facebook.

 lol: lol: lol:

I see a VP film coming up  called Forrest Dump.

Catch phrases by the bucketful. We could start with 'life is like a box of chocolates'.

Suggestions and discussions to follow there could be mucho munny in this.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 01, 2012, 09:26:48 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 01, 2012, 08:16:31 PM
I see a VP film coming up  called Forrest Dump.

Isn't that what Growler does in the woods?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 01, 2012, 09:27:13 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2012, 09:33:04 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 01, 2012, 09:56:13 PM
Now if it said in Nottingham.............................. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2012, 06:41:29 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 01, 2012, 09:26:48 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 01, 2012, 08:16:31 PM
I see a VP film coming up  called Forrest Dump.

Isn't that what Growler does in the woods?
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2012, 05:53:03 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2212603/Hard-stomach-Medics-remove-hairball-weighing-FOUR-POUNDS-intestines-student-19.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2212603/Hard-stomach-Medics-remove-hairball-weighing-FOUR-POUNDS-intestines-student-19.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2012, 01:24:09 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2125569/Malcolm-Lawrence-67-12-heart-attacks-IVF-baby-NHS-wife-31-using-11-year-old-sperm.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2125569/Malcolm-Lawrence-67-12-heart-attacks-IVF-baby-NHS-wife-31-using-11-year-old-sperm.html)
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2012, 01:32:20 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 05, 2012, 01:24:09 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2125569/Malcolm-Lawrence-67-12-heart-attacks-IVF-baby-NHS-wife-31-using-11-year-old-sperm.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2125569/Malcolm-Lawrence-67-12-heart-attacks-IVF-baby-NHS-wife-31-using-11-year-old-sperm.html)
 eeek:
Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on October 05, 2012, 02:03:55 PM
 Shocked: Shocked:

Meanwhile: 
Quote
Abu Hamza to be extradited to US

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Thumbs: Thumbs: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2012, 02:05:52 PM
 Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2012, 02:26:10 PM
 Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2012, 06:07:06 PM
When I heard that David Blaine was going to wear chain mail and be blasted by a million volts this wasn't quite what I had in mind...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2213389/David-Blaine-begins-daredevil-stunt-sees-stand-days-nights-amidst-million-volts-electric-currents.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2213389/David-Blaine-begins-daredevil-stunt-sees-stand-days-nights-amidst-million-volts-electric-currents.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 06, 2012, 06:10:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2012, 06:07:06 PM
When I heard that David Blaine was going to wear chain mail and be blasted by a million volts this wasn't quite what I had in mind...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2213389/David-Blaine-begins-daredevil-stunt-sees-stand-days-nights-amidst-million-volts-electric-currents.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2213389/David-Blaine-begins-daredevil-stunt-sees-stand-days-nights-amidst-million-volts-electric-currents.html)


Anyone got a water pistol......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2012, 06:18:01 PM
You'll need to jump to 2.00 but Mythbusters stylee could have made it a little more exciting for the crowd if they are standing too close....

MythBusters - Water Stun Gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOwH18YdN7s#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on October 08, 2012, 10:14:39 PM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/9972709.One_Direction_star_viciously_attacked_by_Battersea_Park_squirrel/?ref=mr (http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/9972709.One_Direction_star_viciously_attacked_by_Battersea_Park_squirrel/?ref=mr)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2012, 05:48:04 PM
A 50mph motorised pushchair??? eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2012%2F10%2F10%2Farticle-0-156F14F0000005DC-324_634x421.jpg&hash=6ac2569ed488e3164bff5fea20da16c1ca174dfd)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2215656/Im-taking-baby-drive-The-astonishing-motorised-pram-reach-50mph.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2215656/Im-taking-baby-drive-The-astonishing-motorised-pram-reach-50mph.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2012, 11:06:05 AM
WTF?  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19921072 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19921072)
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2012, 11:31:51 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 12, 2012, 11:06:05 AM
WTF?  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19921072 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19921072)
 Shocked:

I know!  eeek:

It is completely fucking outrageously unbelievable....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2012, 05:01:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 12, 2012, 11:06:05 AM
WTF?  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19921072 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19921072)
 Shocked:

They spend more time every year making themselves look ridiculous. Who gives a flying fvck for their award  .... apart from the person who picks up the Wonga?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 12, 2012, 05:33:20 PM
So will it be shared equally between all the states or is Greece getting it all?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2012, 05:54:16 PM
I'm sure it will be shared equally between all 500,000,000 citizens of the EU...  cloud9:

About £0.0015 each...  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2012, 08:15:09 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 12, 2012, 05:01:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 12, 2012, 11:06:05 AM
WTF?  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19921072 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19921072)
 Shocked:

They spend more time every year making themselves look ridiculous. Who gives a flying fvck for their award  .... apart from the person who picks up the Wonga?

Its a desperate attempt to try and hide the rampant corruption and incompetence of the EU and show it in a positive light. I wonder what was offered to swing the award?  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 12, 2012, 08:56:06 PM
Ladies 'n Gennumen, I give you -


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.beetlehook.com%2Feu.jpg&hash=83e5150d14cb41be5e5b8a0370a2653c3cb2b365)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 13, 2012, 07:17:04 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/13/us/space-shuttle-endeavour-rolls-through-los-angeles.html?_r=0 (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/13/us/space-shuttle-endeavour-rolls-through-los-angeles.html?_r=0)



http://www.space.com/18036-space-shuttle-endeavour-los-angeles-parade-pictures.html (http://www.space.com/18036-space-shuttle-endeavour-los-angeles-parade-pictures.html)  cloud9: cloud9:

Some fantastic pictures.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2012, 07:22:29 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 13, 2012, 07:17:04 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/13/us/space-shuttle-endeavour-rolls-through-los-angeles.html?_r=0 (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/13/us/space-shuttle-endeavour-rolls-through-los-angeles.html?_r=0)



http://www.space.com/18036-space-shuttle-endeavour-los-angeles-parade-pictures.html (http://www.space.com/18036-space-shuttle-endeavour-los-angeles-parade-pictures.html)  cloud9: cloud9:

Some fantastic pictures.

Awesome!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 13, 2012, 10:19:17 AM
Now that's what you call an abnormal load  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2012, 10:24:03 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 13, 2012, 10:19:17 AM
Now that's what you call an abnormal load  :thumbsup:

I bet you'd like some of those signs for your collection....?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 13, 2012, 08:41:32 PM
For Nick ...........no more keyboard cat...........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2217257/Forget-Keyboard-Cat-Cardboard-Cat-Chinese-artists-photos-pet-hand-drawn-bodies-online-sensation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2217257/Forget-Keyboard-Cat-Cardboard-Cat-Chinese-artists-photos-pet-hand-drawn-bodies-online-sensation.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2012, 08:46:42 PM
play her off, keyboard cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io63z-aRMbg#)  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2012, 07:21:55 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 13, 2012, 08:41:32 PM
For Nick ...........no more keyboard cat...........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2217257/Forget-Keyboard-Cat-Cardboard-Cat-Chinese-artists-photos-pet-hand-drawn-bodies-online-sensation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2217257/Forget-Keyboard-Cat-Cardboard-Cat-Chinese-artists-photos-pet-hand-drawn-bodies-online-sensation.html)

Clever!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2012, 12:22:11 PM
Anyone using the underground at the moment?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2216072/The-Picca-SILLY-line-Tube-pranksters-liven-London-Underground-journeys-comedy-stickers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2216072/The-Picca-SILLY-line-Tube-pranksters-liven-London-Underground-journeys-comedy-stickers.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2012, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2012, 12:22:11 PM
Anyone using the underground at the moment?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2216072/The-Picca-SILLY-line-Tube-pranksters-liven-London-Underground-journeys-comedy-stickers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2216072/The-Picca-SILLY-line-Tube-pranksters-liven-London-Underground-journeys-comedy-stickers.html)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2012, 12:39:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2012, 12:22:11 PM
Anyone using the underground at the moment?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2216072/The-Picca-SILLY-line-Tube-pranksters-liven-London-Underground-journeys-comedy-stickers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2216072/The-Picca-SILLY-line-Tube-pranksters-liven-London-Underground-journeys-comedy-stickers.html)

Excellent!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 14, 2012, 01:45:05 PM
^^^Wot he said^^^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 16, 2012, 04:29:19 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fbe86fpb33%2Fbuzz.jpg&hash=a55388008cc6c33cff75cef93b149e475b4b097e) (http://postimage.org/image/be86fpb33/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2012, 04:55:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 16, 2012, 04:29:19 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fbe86fpb33%2Fbuzz.jpg&hash=a55388008cc6c33cff75cef93b149e475b4b097e) (http://postimage.org/image/be86fpb33/)
:thumbsup:
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 17, 2012, 07:49:18 AM
http://framework.latimes.com/2012/10/15/time-lapse-video-space-shuttle-endeavours-trek-across-l-a/ (http://framework.latimes.com/2012/10/15/time-lapse-video-space-shuttle-endeavours-trek-across-l-a/)

Amazing. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2012, 10:21:18 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2219188/Inside-internet-Google-gives-unique-look-inside-vast-data-centres-power-online-world.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2219188/Inside-internet-Google-gives-unique-look-inside-vast-data-centres-power-online-world.html)

A quick look into BM Towers.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2012, 08:59:43 AM
I was half listening to the wireless last night and some program about airlines kept mentioning "Willywatch". Is this some new saucy version of "Autumnwatch"?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 19, 2012, 09:21:20 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2012, 08:59:43 AM
I was half listening to the wireless last night and some program about airlines kept mentioning "Willywatch". Is this some new saucy version of "Autumnwatch"?

 eeek:  Good grief which channel were you listening to?  I didn't think there was an adult channel for adult people.  Don't tell Nick we will never hear the last of it. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 19, 2012, 10:06:58 AM
Autumn is hardly the right time of year to be doing Willywatch though  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2012, 10:48:51 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 19, 2012, 09:21:20 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2012, 08:59:43 AM
I was half listening to the wireless last night and some program about airlines kept mentioning "Willywatch". Is this some new saucy version of "Autumnwatch"?

 eeek:  Good grief which channel were you listening to?  I didn't think there was an adult channel for adult people.  Don't tell Nick we will never hear the last of it. noooo:

It was on the Home Service, 9 O'clock-ish.


Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2012, 10:06:58 AM
Autumn is hardly the right time of year to be doing Willywatch though  noooo:
Very true, unless you have a huge magnifyling glass.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 19, 2012, 12:19:42 PM
This isn't just an accident,  This is an M & S accident  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-20001098)

What a prick  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2012, 02:01:18 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2012, 12:19:42 PM
This isn't just an accident,  This is an M & S accident  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-20001098)

What a prick  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on October 19, 2012, 05:28:24 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2012, 12:19:42 PM
This isn't just an accident,  This is an M & S accident  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-20001098)

What a prick  noooo:

Quote
North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue said it had cut away a spoiler from the cab of the lorry in order to free it.

Why didn't they just deflate the tyres? ...   whistle: 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 19, 2012, 05:48:49 PM
That's what I thought  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on October 19, 2012, 05:57:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2012, 05:48:49 PM
That's what I thought  :thumbsup:

That's coz we is smart, innit?   ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 19, 2012, 05:59:30 PM
Seen it done in the course of my duties  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 19, 2012, 09:05:10 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 19, 2012, 05:28:24 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2012, 12:19:42 PM
This isn't just an accident,  This is an M & S accident  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-20001098)

What a prick  noooo:

Quote
North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue said it had cut away a spoiler from the cab of the lorry in order to free it.

Why didn't they just deflate the tyres? ...   whistle:




Northerners..........like TMR says ............ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2012, 06:59:43 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2012, 09:05:10 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 19, 2012, 05:28:24 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2012, 12:19:42 PM
This isn't just an accident,  This is an M & S accident  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-20001098)

What a prick  noooo:

Quote
North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue said it had cut away a spoiler from the cab of the lorry in order to free it.

Why didn't they just deflate the tyres? ...   whistle:




Northerners..........like TMR says ............ noooo:

Well that's two northerners who suggested deflating the tyres that you've managed to offend.  whistle:

Now if you had said "Bloody Typical Yorkshire" that would have been acceptable to the pair of them.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 20, 2012, 07:10:15 AM
 :thumbsup:  But yorkshire shouldn't have a capital y, don't want the tykes getting delusions of grandeur  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2012, 07:21:55 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 20, 2012, 07:10:15 AM
:thumbsup:  But yorkshire shouldn't have a capital y, don't want the tykes getting delusions of grandeur  ;)

Good point ~ Well made  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 20, 2012, 08:03:22 AM
http://news.sky.com/story/999526/firefighters-kick-saves-two-year-old-child?fb_action_ids=10151155550983821&fb_action_types=og.recommends&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B (http://news.sky.com/story/999526/firefighters-kick-saves-two-year-old-child?fb_action_ids=10151155550983821&fb_action_types=og.recommends&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B)"10151155550983821"%3A510987932246309%7D&action_type_map=%7B"10151155550983821"%3A"og.recomm

 eeek: happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2012, 09:49:01 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 20, 2012, 08:03:22 AM
http://news.sky.com/story/999526/firefighters-kick-saves-two-year-old-child?fb_action_ids=10151155550983821&fb_action_types=og.recommends&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B (http://news.sky.com/story/999526/firefighters-kick-saves-two-year-old-child?fb_action_ids=10151155550983821&fb_action_types=og.recommends&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B)"10151155550983821"%3A510987932246309%7D&action_type_map=%7B"10151155550983821"%3A"og.recomm

 eeek: happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 20, 2012, 10:48:56 AM
Fathers for Justice will be ashamed of him  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 20, 2012, 08:27:20 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2220601/Heart-stopping-moment-man-plunges-cliff-edge-gymnastic-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-caught-film.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2220601/Heart-stopping-moment-man-plunges-cliff-edge-gymnastic-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-caught-film.html)


The main question being why ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2012, 08:30:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 20, 2012, 08:27:20 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2220601/Heart-stopping-moment-man-plunges-cliff-edge-gymnastic-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-caught-film.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2220601/Heart-stopping-moment-man-plunges-cliff-edge-gymnastic-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-caught-film.html)


The main question being why ......... noooo:

Was Noel Edmonds involved...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 20, 2012, 08:35:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2012, 08:30:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 20, 2012, 08:27:20 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2220601/Heart-stopping-moment-man-plunges-cliff-edge-gymnastic-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-caught-film.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2220601/Heart-stopping-moment-man-plunges-cliff-edge-gymnastic-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-caught-film.html)


The main question being why ......... noooo:

Was Noel Edmonds involved...?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 22, 2012, 09:07:07 PM
Shouldn't laugh but............

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2221094/Girl-9-Halloween-costume-shot-relative-mistaken-SKUNK.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2221094/Girl-9-Halloween-costume-shot-relative-mistaken-SKUNK.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2012, 03:44:04 PM
http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/Children-ran-screaming-Cineworld-accidentally/story-17157296-detail/story.html (http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/Children-ran-screaming-Cineworld-accidentally/story-17157296-detail/story.html)
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2012, 03:30:48 PM
Thinking about it I'd have probably run out screaming as well. 1 was ok, 2 was dire and 3 was feckin awful.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2012, 04:53:54 PM
Wonder which of these Nick submitted.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222879/I-lost-phone-inside-cow--Britains-weirdest-mobile-phone-insurance-claims.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222879/I-lost-phone-inside-cow--Britains-weirdest-mobile-phone-insurance-claims.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2012, 04:30:07 PM
Well that explains BM, APC and Baldy...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2223136/Two-glasses-wine-day-nearly-HALVE-number-brain-cells-produce.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2223136/Two-glasses-wine-day-nearly-HALVE-number-brain-cells-produce.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 26, 2012, 04:47:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2012, 04:30:07 PM
Well that explains BM, APC and Baldy...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2223136/Two-glasses-wine-day-nearly-HALVE-number-brain-cells-produce.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2223136/Two-glasses-wine-day-nearly-HALVE-number-brain-cells-produce.html)


There was an article in the daily mail about that .........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2012, 04:55:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 26, 2012, 04:47:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2012, 04:30:07 PM
Well that explains BM, APC and Baldy...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2223136/Two-glasses-wine-day-nearly-HALVE-number-brain-cells-produce.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2223136/Two-glasses-wine-day-nearly-HALVE-number-brain-cells-produce.html)


There was an article in the daily mail about that .........

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 26, 2012, 04:59:52 PM
 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2012, 05:01:31 PM
 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 28, 2012, 06:55:37 AM
 They'll be waxing their boards and getting out their Beach Boy CD's right now  (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/tsunami-warning-hawaii-canadian-quake-17581262#.UIzWUmfBTuc)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2012, 07:05:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 28, 2012, 06:55:37 AM
They'll be waxing their boards and getting out their Beach Boy CD's right now  (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/tsunami-warning-hawaii-canadian-quake-17581262#.UIzWUmfBTuc)

Earworm!  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 28, 2012, 07:53:11 AM
I'll have guess... Surfin' USA  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2012, 07:54:48 AM
Under the board walk  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2012, 08:02:15 AM
 :lalalala
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 28, 2012, 10:54:40 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223979/Paul-Rachel-Chandler-Kidnapped-pirates-Tortured-held-hostage-desert-hell-388-days-IS-couple-setting-sail-again.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223979/Paul-Rachel-Chandler-Kidnapped-pirates-Tortured-held-hostage-desert-hell-388-days-IS-couple-setting-sail-again.html)


Wot is wrong with these people .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2012, 11:12:05 AM
Sod em ... let em go but they will have lost any and all public sympathy and support noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2012, 11:16:41 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 28, 2012, 10:54:40 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223979/Paul-Rachel-Chandler-Kidnapped-pirates-Tortured-held-hostage-desert-hell-388-days-IS-couple-setting-sail-again.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223979/Paul-Rachel-Chandler-Kidnapped-pirates-Tortured-held-hostage-desert-hell-388-days-IS-couple-setting-sail-again.html)


Wot is wrong with these people .......... noooo:

I must be missing something here. They wanted to sail round the world. They got kidnapped etc because they went near Somalia. After release, they said "Sod you" and sailed off the other way, resuming their dream after a setback.

Why are we not wishing them well?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2012, 11:25:27 AM
Originally they were advised not to take the route they sailed when they were kidnapped but they choose to do so anyway. Then followed over a year of angst , turmoil and distress for their family. Not to mention the cost.

So yes - go and enjoy yourself and fulfill your dream but don't expect the search party if owt else happens
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 28, 2012, 11:35:23 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2012, 11:25:27 AM
Originally they were advised not to take the route they sailed when they were kidnapped but they choose to do so anyway. Then followed over a year of angst , turmoil and distress for their family. Not to mention the cost.

So yes - go and enjoy yourself and fulfill your dream but don't expect the search party if owt else happens

Wot she said....^^^  (or friends coughing off ransom money)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 01, 2012, 07:27:14 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/02/07/bear-destroys-suv-alberta-toyota_n_1259190.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/02/07/bear-destroys-suv-alberta-toyota_n_1259190.html)

 eeek: Someone parked in Growlers parking space up 'is 'ill.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2012, 09:58:40 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 02, 2012, 09:07:57 PM
Fenton goes on holiday?


http://www.wimp.com/dogswims/ (http://www.wimp.com/dogswims/)

I feel a where's Fenton game coming on. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2012, 09:11:43 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 02, 2012, 09:07:57 PM
Fenton goes on holiday?


http://www.wimp.com/dogswims/ (http://www.wimp.com/dogswims/)

I feel a where's Fenton game coming on. rubschin:

Fenton Death Bingo...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2012, 11:20:18 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4626378/Video-tribute-to-loved-ones.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4626378/Video-tribute-to-loved-ones.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 05, 2012, 06:34:16 AM
 noooo:  noooo:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 05, 2012, 07:49:27 AM
quite right JOM it should have been a Kindle.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2012, 08:10:40 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 04, 2012, 11:20:18 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4626378/Video-tribute-to-loved-ones.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4626378/Video-tribute-to-loved-ones.html)

 eeek:

happy001

Pauses for breath...

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2012, 09:17:39 AM
RIP Nick

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mydigitallife.info%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F04%2Fwga-notification1.jpg&hash=aa16dc63f622417590a4f0856e4dac8b895f1328)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2012, 12:18:19 AM
The Prince of Darkness?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-charles/9656769/Prince-Charles-heir-to-Draculas-blood-line.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-charles/9656769/Prince-Charles-heir-to-Draculas-blood-line.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 06:03:09 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2012, 09:17:39 AM
RIP Nick

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mydigitallife.info%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F04%2Fwga-notification1.jpg&hash=aa16dc63f622417590a4f0856e4dac8b895f1328)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2012, 06:17:50 PM
Because looking like an oompah loompah is going to make it so much easier to find a job in Wales.  noooo:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/jobs/9655946/Jobless-offered-free-spray-tans-to-help-find-work.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/jobs/9655946/Jobless-offered-free-spray-tans-to-help-find-work.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 09, 2012, 06:58:41 AM
I always find it so shocking  redface: when someone goes off to work in the morning but doesnt make it home that night. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20192856 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20192856)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2012, 07:10:26 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 09, 2012, 06:58:41 AM
I always find it so shocking  redface: when someone goes off to work in the morning but doesnt make it home that night. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20192856 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20192856)

I see they have re-named the store Sparks and Spencer.... happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on November 09, 2012, 05:56:09 PM
Marks & Sparks at last, surely?

Anyhoo ...

http://designtaxi.com/news/354315/Nigerian-Teenage-Girls-Create-Urine-Powered-Electrical-Generator/ (http://designtaxi.com/news/354315/Nigerian-Teenage-Girls-Create-Urine-Powered-Electrical-Generator/)

Oh dear, where to start?   rubschin:    New project for BM perhaps?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2012, 05:58:14 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 09, 2012, 05:56:09 PM
Marks & Sparks at last, surely?

Anyhoo ...

http://designtaxi.com/news/354315/Nigerian-Teenage-Girls-Create-Urine-Powered-Electrical-Generator/ (http://designtaxi.com/news/354315/Nigerian-Teenage-Girls-Create-Urine-Powered-Electrical-Generator/)

Oh dear, where to start?   rubschin:    New project for BM perhaps?

"the device is not completely stable, and can be quite explosive"

Perfick!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 09, 2012, 06:12:17 PM
and it started with

Quote
Currently, the device is not completely stable

A line worthy of the VP
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 10, 2012, 06:50:09 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2012, 05:58:14 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 09, 2012, 05:56:09 PM
Marks & Sparks at last, surely?

Anyhoo ...

http://designtaxi.com/news/354315/Nigerian-Teenage-Girls-Create-Urine-Powered-Electrical-Generator/ (http://designtaxi.com/news/354315/Nigerian-Teenage-Girls-Create-Urine-Powered-Electrical-Generator/)

Oh dear, where to start?   rubschin:    New project for BM perhaps?

"the device is not completely stable, and can be quite explosive"

Perfick!

Probably dpends on the time of month . . . . .      whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2012, 08:29:51 PM
 FFS!  (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4648396/council-attach-rubbish-bin-to-lamp-post-7ft-above-ground.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2012, 05:19:16 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2012, 08:29:51 PM
FFS!  (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4648396/council-attach-rubbish-bin-to-lamp-post-7ft-above-ground.html)

Those savage cuts I expec...?  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2012, 09:00:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 18, 2012, 05:19:16 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2012, 08:29:51 PM
FFS!  (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4648396/council-attach-rubbish-bin-to-lamp-post-7ft-above-ground.html)

Those savage cuts I expec...?  ::)

Nah ~ Just raising standards of cleanliness.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 18, 2012, 09:04:32 AM
 drumroll:  for the cleanliness angle

 drumroll: for the lamp standard reference too  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2012, 10:22:52 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 18, 2012, 09:04:32 AM
drumroll:  for the cleanliness angle

 drumroll: for the lamp standard reference too  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

"Research shows increased housework improves canine satire"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 18, 2012, 10:42:33 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2012, 10:22:52 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 18, 2012, 09:04:32 AM
drumroll:  for the cleanliness angle

 drumroll: for the lamp standard reference too  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

"Research shows increased housework improves canine satire"

That must have been a straw pole.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2012, 11:20:53 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 18, 2012, 10:42:33 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2012, 10:22:52 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 18, 2012, 09:04:32 AM
drumroll:  for the cleanliness angle

 drumroll: for the lamp standard reference too  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

"Research shows increased housework improves canine satire"

That must have been a straw pole.

1970's version I hope, not the recent re-make.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2012, 09:28:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10611973


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2012, 10:33:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2012, 09:28:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10611973


 noooo:
noooo:
What a crock...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 19, 2012, 08:52:00 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2012, 10:33:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2012, 09:28:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10611973


 noooo:
noooo:
What a crock...

Darwinism at work?     whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 20, 2012, 10:28:02 AM
Not exactly current in the world's press this one, but it just crossed my event horizon so . . .

 There's this stunner!  (http://sardouzami.com/goonagoon/rooze%20kir/national%20penis%20dag.htm)

. . . and . . .

 This little gem (proof?)  (http://www.circumstitions.com/Penisday.html)

 eeek: eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2012, 10:42:55 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 20, 2012, 10:28:02 AM
Not exactly current in the world's press this one, but it just crossed my event horizon so . . .

 There's this stunner!  (http://sardouzami.com/goonagoon/rooze%20kir/national%20penis%20dag.htm)

. . . and . . .

 This little gem (proof?)  (http://www.circumstitions.com/Penisday.html)

 eeek: eeek: Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsardouzami.com%2Fgoonagoon%2Frooze%2520kir%2Fnational%2520penis%2520dag_files%2Fdownload_004.jpg&hash=66b1c53b4dba31875156c00c36520f5163954e83)

Fuck knows what she thinks she looks like....  noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on November 20, 2012, 11:20:46 AM
she looks like a dickhed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2012, 12:36:02 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 20, 2012, 10:28:02 AM
Not exactly current in the world's press this one, but it just crossed my event horizon so . . .

 There's this stunner!  (http://sardouzami.com/goonagoon/rooze%20kir/national%20penis%20dag.htm)

. . . and . . .

 This little gem (proof?)  (http://www.circumstitions.com/Penisday.html)

 eeek: eeek: Shocked:

Very odd, still, I suppose we do have Boxing Day. . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 20, 2012, 01:23:19 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2012, 10:33:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2012, 09:28:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10611973


 noooo:
noooo:
What a crock...


It almost defies belief.....

 I mean, how drunk would you have to be to get kicked out of a pub in Australia?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2012, 01:19:13 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236723/susanalbumparty-Susan-Boyle-promotional-teams-embarrassing-hashtag-double-entendre.html


 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2012, 01:33:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 22, 2012, 01:19:13 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236723/susanalbumparty-Susan-Boyle-promotional-teams-embarrassing-hashtag-double-entendre.html


 sick2:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2012, 06:16:38 PM
This will keep BM, APC, Baldy, Nick and co amused while the rest of us enjoy a free bar.  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236797/German-lawyer-claims-38DD-girlfriend-tried-smother-death-breasts.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2012, 05:03:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2012, 06:16:38 PM
This will keep BM, APC, Baldy, Nick and co amused while the rest of us enjoy a free bar.  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236797/German-lawyer-claims-38DD-girlfriend-tried-smother-death-breasts.html

That was a waste of time - no picture of the weapons...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2012, 06:23:39 PM
No but I figured you would all be amused making jokes about the whole thing.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2012, 07:05:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2012, 06:23:39 PM
No but I figured you would all be amused making jokes about the whole thing.  whistle:

Oh noes...  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2012, 08:12:07 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237660/Husband-wifes-foster-children-ethnic-minorities-taken-away-couple-joined-Ukip.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

It is the thin edge of the wedge I fear. I am putting it here because for me it beggars belief.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2012, 08:14:00 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2012, 08:12:07 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237660/Husband-wifes-foster-children-ethnic-minorities-taken-away-couple-joined-Ukip.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

It is the thin edge of the wedge I fear. I am putting it here because for me it beggars belief.  noooo:

I read it first thing this morning and just heard Nigel on the wireless...  noooo:

Should be a great vote-winner for UKIP hopefully....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 24, 2012, 08:18:45 AM
I was just about ot post on it... unbelieveable

Farage is live on Skynews around 0900hr's
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2012, 05:58:09 PM
Yet those Jeremy Kyle sort of scum bags pop out kids with every lowlife pond life , and nobody says anything ....... cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on November 24, 2012, 06:09:38 PM
By-election on Thursday too   rubschin:  McShane had a 10K majority last time   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 24, 2012, 07:17:04 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 24, 2012, 08:18:45 AM
I was just about ot post on it... unbelieveable

Farage is live on Skynews around 0900hr's

Is it illegal to belong to UKIP then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 24, 2012, 07:25:10 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 24, 2012, 07:17:04 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 24, 2012, 08:18:45 AM
I was just about ot post on it... unbelieveable

Farage is live on Skynews around 0900hr's

Is it illegal to belong to UKIP then?  rubschin:

Not illegal......just non PC for all those lilly livered arseholes that are sailing your country down the river.  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on November 24, 2012, 07:28:13 PM
wot he said
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 24, 2012, 07:30:17 PM
Quote from: Baldy on November 24, 2012, 07:25:10 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 24, 2012, 07:17:04 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 24, 2012, 08:18:45 AM
I was just about ot post on it... unbelieveable

Farage is live on Skynews around 0900hr's

Is it illegal to belong to UKIP then?  rubschin:

Not illegal......just non PC for all those lilly livered arseholes that are sailing your country down the river.  cussing:

With the level of participation that the people of this country show during Elections for the people who are supposed to serve them, the country I live in gets everything it deserves.     ......  AAAAAHHHHGGGG !   Now look what you've done.  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2012, 07:32:31 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 24, 2012, 07:30:17 PM
Quote from: Baldy on November 24, 2012, 07:25:10 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 24, 2012, 07:17:04 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 24, 2012, 08:18:45 AM
I was just about ot post on it... unbelieveable

Farage is live on Skynews around 0900hr's

Is it illegal to belong to UKIP then?  rubschin:

Not illegal......just non PC for all those lilly livered arseholes that are sailing your country down the river.  cussing:

With the level of participation that the people of this country show during Elections for the people who are supposed to serve them, the country I live in gets everything it deserves.     ......  AAAAAHHHHGGGG !   Now look what you've done.  evil:


Zackly......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 24, 2012, 07:39:59 PM
But surely those arsewipes require housing, drinking money, councelling, drug money, holidays, healthcare, child allowances, rehabilitation programmes and the rest.

It is okay for you smug hardworking individuals to complain about how high your credit card repayment is on top of your mortgage this month and how you might have to pull a knotch in on your belt for a bit......but givem a break like, they might be human.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2012, 06:52:55 AM
There is an awesome post on the thinking behind all this shite here (http://www.4liberty.org.uk/2012/11/25/the-47-who-are-helping-it-all-collapse/). Recommended reading!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2012, 08:41:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2012, 06:52:55 AM
There is an awesome post on the thinking behind all this shite here (http://www.4liberty.org.uk/2012/11/25/the-47-who-are-helping-it-all-collapse/). Recommended reading!  Thumbs:

Correctomundo.  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2012, 11:25:29 AM
Listen to the car crash radio interview! (http://audioboo.fm/boos/1076097-council-protected-children-from-strong-views)  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2012, 11:51:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2012, 11:25:29 AM
Listen to the car crash radio interview! (http://audioboo.fm/boos/1076097-council-protected-children-from-strong-views)  eveilgrin:



 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2012, 12:04:42 PM
On a lighter note.............

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237741/Man-jailed-days-assaulting-wife-penis-refused-sex-him.html



Is it now classed as a weapon ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 25, 2012, 12:05:05 PM
Poor performance by the daft bint!

Can't have anything to do with kids if you vote UKIP as a foster parent working with kids, but OK if you work for the Caancil - or must you be a Labour voter to be eligible to work there?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 25, 2012, 12:06:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 25, 2012, 12:04:42 PM
On a lighter note.............

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237741/Man-jailed-days-assaulting-wife-penis-refused-sex-him.html



Is it now classed as a weapon ........ rubschin:

I can't help but think he's probably got a future in the porn industry if it's that pherkin big!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on November 25, 2012, 12:09:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2012, 11:25:29 AM
Listen to the car crash radio interview! (http://audioboo.fm/boos/1076097-council-protected-children-from-strong-views)  eveilgrin:


 Explode:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2012, 05:39:19 AM
TV interviews here. (http://youtu.be/WwpNYUvaLfk)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 26, 2012, 09:12:04 AM
You know, the one thing which, for me, sticks out like a sore thumb, is the illiteracy of the woman who appears to be responsible as director of children's services.

She barely has command of the English language yet here she is in the council at a high level, no doubt with her snout well and truly in the publicly funded trough!

Exactly what's wrong with this country (I'll leave you to decide whether that should end with a ! or a ?)

Right, I'm off to join up - UKIP that is, not the army
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2012, 11:50:34 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238516/The-Dam-Busters-German-Christmas-market-Birmingham-plays-WW2-film-theme.html


 ;D ;D

















Free earworm..... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2012, 07:02:05 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238590/Sick-US-woman-died-Hungary-airline-booted-New-York-flights-fat-fly.html


Ironic place for her to die....... rubschin:.........coz I bet she had never been  before.... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2012, 08:05:39 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 26, 2012, 09:12:04 AM
You know, the one thing which, for me, sticks out like a sore thumb, is the illiteracy of the woman who appears to be responsible as director of children's services.

She barely has command of the English language yet here she is in the council at a high level, no doubt with her snout well and truly in the publicly funded trough!

Exactly what's wrong with this country (I'll leave you to decide whether that should end with a ! or a ?)

Right, I'm off to join up - UKIP that is, not the army

I agree totally, the woman could barely string a sentence together. Were the situation not so atrocious it would almost be laughably funny.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2012, 06:31:33 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 26, 2012, 07:02:05 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238590/Sick-US-woman-died-Hungary-airline-booted-New-York-flights-fat-fly.html


Ironic place for her to die....... rubschin:.........coz I bet she had never been  before.... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Holy fuck - imagine that waddling down the isle towards the spare seat next to you!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2012, 09:30:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 27, 2012, 06:31:33 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 26, 2012, 07:02:05 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238590/Sick-US-woman-died-Hungary-airline-booted-New-York-flights-fat-fly.html


Ironic place for her to die....... rubschin:.........coz I bet she had never been  before.... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Holy fuck - imagine that waddling down the isle towards the spare seat next to you!  eeek:

The isle of Cyprus or the aisle of the aircraft ?   whistle:  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2012, 09:31:25 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2012, 09:30:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 27, 2012, 06:31:33 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 26, 2012, 07:02:05 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238590/Sick-US-woman-died-Hungary-airline-booted-New-York-flights-fat-fly.html


Ironic place for her to die....... rubschin:.........coz I bet she had never been  before.... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Holy fuck - imagine that waddling down the isle towards the spare seat next to you!  eeek:

The isle of Cyprus or the aisle of the aircraft ?   whistle:  point:

doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2012, 05:07:23 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2238630/Winter-vomiting-bug-cases-52-cent-compared-year.html

Quote
One of the worst-hit is Sheffield’s Northern General Hospital which has closed four wards and is advising visitors to stay away. It confirmed it was aware of four members of staff off-sick with the virus.

Beware MissC   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2012, 07:58:36 PM
 eeek: That explains a lot.  I was in the Northern General about 10 days ago. A few days later Mr C became ill, Over the last few days I have been ill in the same way.

On Saturday we received a letter stating that Mr C was  to be admitted to the Northern General on Monday 3rd for a hip replacement operation.  Today we had a phone call transferring his op from there to the Hallamshire the other hospital in Sheffield.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2012, 09:11:57 PM
Another pair of criminal mastermongs  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239280/Alleged-car-thieves-caught-accidentally-sprinting-Bromley-Police-Station-fleeing-police.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 27, 2012, 09:18:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2012, 09:11:57 PM
Another pair of criminal mastermongs  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239280/Alleged-car-thieves-caught-accidentally-sprinting-Bromley-Police-Station-fleeing-police.html

 lol: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 29, 2012, 08:52:27 AM
How about this one:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239722/Video-butt-implant-surgery-goes-horribly-wrong.html?ICO=most_read_module
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2012, 08:55:06 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 29, 2012, 08:52:27 AM
How about this one:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239722/Video-butt-implant-surgery-goes-horribly-wrong.html?ICO=most_read_module

EEEEEeewwwwww!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2012, 09:10:52 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 29, 2012, 08:52:27 AM
How about this one:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239722/Video-butt-implant-surgery-goes-horribly-wrong.html?ICO=most_read_module

Every woman I know complains that their bum is too big.

Why would you want to enlarge it, or is this another one of these modern fetish things of which I know nothing?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2012, 09:13:38 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2012, 09:10:52 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 29, 2012, 08:52:27 AM
How about this one:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239722/Video-butt-implant-surgery-goes-horribly-wrong.html?ICO=most_read_module

Every woman I know complains that their bum is too big.

Why would you want to enlarge it, or is this another one of these modern fetish things of which I know nothing?

I know nothing... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 29, 2012, 10:17:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 29, 2012, 09:13:38 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2012, 09:10:52 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 29, 2012, 08:52:27 AM
How about this one:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239722/Video-butt-implant-surgery-goes-horribly-wrong.html?ICO=most_read_module

Every woman I know complains that their bum is too big.

Why would you want to enlarge it, or is this another one of these modern fetish things of which I know nothing?

I know nothing... Shrugs:

That much, we know...  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 29, 2012, 10:29:15 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on November 29, 2012, 10:17:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 29, 2012, 09:13:38 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2012, 09:10:52 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 29, 2012, 08:52:27 AM
How about this one:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239722/Video-butt-implant-surgery-goes-horribly-wrong.html?ICO=most_read_module

Every woman I know complains that their bum is too big.

Why would you want to enlarge it, or is this another one of these modern fetish things of which I know nothing?

I know nothing... Shrugs:

That much, we know...  point:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 29, 2012, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 29, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
sad24:

There there dear. ::)

I read part of the article apparently in parts of South America plump bottoms are seen as sexy.  I also know that the 'African bum' is seen as sexy by Africans I am sure you all know the sort I mean.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2012, 05:12:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 29, 2012, 04:24:38 PM
I also know that the 'African bum' is seen as sexy by Africans I am sure you all know the sort I mean.

Is that why so many of the Weeble-Women outside MacDonalds have brown babies?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2012, 05:22:21 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/archaeology/9710875/Bronze-age-microbrewery-discovered-in-Cyprus.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/archaeology/9710875/Bronze-age-microbrewery-discovered-in-Cyprus.html)

BM?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2012, 05:30:53 PM
Quote from: Baldy on November 29, 2012, 05:22:21 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/archaeology/9710875/Bronze-age-microbrewery-discovered-in-Cyprus.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/archaeology/9710875/Bronze-age-microbrewery-discovered-in-Cyprus.html)

BM?  rubschin:




Last time he bought a round ......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2012, 08:13:27 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2240372/One-legged-husband-devastated-wife-lost-legs-landmine-explosion-killed-lightning.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2240372/One-legged-husband-devastated-wife-lost-legs-landmine-explosion-killed-lightning.html)

I wonder if she did the lottery this week?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2012, 11:47:01 AM
Quote from: Baldy on November 29, 2012, 08:13:27 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2240372/One-legged-husband-devastated-wife-lost-legs-landmine-explosion-killed-lightning.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2240372/One-legged-husband-devastated-wife-lost-legs-landmine-explosion-killed-lightning.html)

I wonder if she did the lottery this week?  rubschin:

Yes, she was out looking for her missing winning ticket when she was struck!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2012, 09:54:31 PM
The new pub who-dunnit quiz .......... :thumbsup:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2242350/Kate-Middleton-pregnant-Duke-Duchess-Cambridge-having-baby.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2012, 10:18:47 PM
There's already been enough Hewitt was mysteries in that family  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2012, 10:31:36 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 03, 2012, 10:18:47 PM
There's already been enough Hewitt was mysteries in that family  redface:


Also did that joke(similar) on other forum .......... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 04, 2012, 08:38:45 AM
Wasn't sure where else to put this but it has started my day off with a laugh....




https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=372331252858173&set=vb.302896416450257&type=2&theater

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2012, 09:40:53 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 04, 2012, 08:38:45 AM
Wasn't sure where else to put this but it has started my day off with a laugh....




https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=372331252858173&set=vb.302896416450257&type=2&theater

That's an AFFS I'm afraid.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on December 04, 2012, 06:32:48 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/netherlands/9719247/Amsterdam-to-create-scum-villages.html

 rubschin: rubschin:       :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2012, 06:40:16 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 04, 2012, 06:32:48 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/netherlands/9719247/Amsterdam-to-create-scum-villages.html

 rubschin: rubschin:       :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Excellent.......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 04, 2012, 09:59:17 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 04, 2012, 06:32:48 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/netherlands/9719247/Amsterdam-to-create-scum-villages.html

 rubschin: rubschin:       :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on December 05, 2012, 01:36:36 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/9723470/The-Great-Escape-Brazilian-inmate-gets-stuck.html

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02418%2Fprisoner-wall-braz_2418607b.jpg&hash=851a15c211700833d80b8ec54955e4d42e018825)

 doh:   happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2012, 02:09:19 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 05, 2012, 01:36:36 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/9723470/The-Great-Escape-Brazilian-inmate-gets-stuck.html

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02418%2Fprisoner-wall-braz_2418607b.jpg&hash=851a15c211700833d80b8ec54955e4d42e018825)

 doh:   happy001 happy001

 lol: lol: lol:

I bet there was some soap dropping on the other side when they realised he was stuck!  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2012, 09:27:31 PM
And here we have another criminal mastermong  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2243770/Dozy-cannabis-grower-Matthew-Warnes-caught-calling-police-complain-crop-stolen.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2012, 08:43:47 AM
Quote from: Pastis on December 04, 2012, 06:32:48 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/netherlands/9719247/Amsterdam-to-create-scum-villages.html

 rubschin: rubschin:       :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Copy Cats!


See Harlow, Chelmsford and Milton Keynes to name just a few "cities" created to take the scum/slum clearances from London.
Basingstoke was once a pleasant little market town until the need to clear out Sarf London was recognised.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2012, 04:12:23 PM
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/10098880.Local_NHS_unit_picks_up_top_award_for__the_worst_written_nonsense__of_2012/?action=success (http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/10098880.Local_NHS_unit_picks_up_top_award_for__the_worst_written_nonsense__of_2012/?action=success)

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2012, 04:43:49 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 10, 2012, 04:12:23 PM
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/10098880.Local_NHS_unit_picks_up_top_award_for__the_worst_written_nonsense__of_2012/?action=success (http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/10098880.Local_NHS_unit_picks_up_top_award_for__the_worst_written_nonsense__of_2012/?action=success)

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Did you write it before you moved?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on December 10, 2012, 04:53:58 PM
 drumroll:     lol: lol:

Moving on,  anyone for Meggings?   eeek:    noooo:

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG9731615/Men-in-tights-how-meggings-are-taking-fashion-by-storm.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2012, 04:59:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2012, 04:43:49 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 10, 2012, 04:12:23 PM
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/10098880.Local_NHS_unit_picks_up_top_award_for__the_worst_written_nonsense__of_2012/?action=success (http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/10098880.Local_NHS_unit_picks_up_top_award_for__the_worst_written_nonsense__of_2012/?action=success)

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Did you write it before you moved?

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2012, 05:35:45 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 10, 2012, 04:53:58 PM
drumroll:     lol: lol:

Moving on,  anyone for Meggings?   eeek:    noooo:

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG9731615/Men-in-tights-how-meggings-are-taking-fashion-by-storm.html

I unashamedly wear Damart long-johns when outside for any length of time in the winter but I suppose that is not quite the same thing.

Of course I always wear them underneath trousers or overalls unlike this strange fashion.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 17, 2012, 04:35:43 PM
Darwin gets 'the look' for winter 2012. Note that the long-johns are safely hidden from view.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2F8s3dawucf%2FDarwin.jpg&hash=795c7d9128537f288fd117283854df4849a7b6ba) (http://postimage.org/image/8s3dawucf/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2012, 04:38:49 PM
could be miss d's new lover boy scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 17, 2012, 04:40:49 PM
Strangely enough Berek came to mind when I first saw the picture. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 17, 2012, 05:32:27 PM
Berek  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 17, 2012, 06:32:58 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 17, 2012, 05:32:27 PM
Berek  cloud9:

A veritable "blast from the past!"    Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2012, 07:01:56 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 17, 2012, 05:32:27 PM
Berek  cloud9:

Indeed ~ The only man to leave the board in a huff when Wenchy and I refused to ban him for using the C word  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2012, 09:42:24 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 17, 2012, 07:01:56 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 17, 2012, 05:32:27 PM
Berek  cloud9:

Indeed ~ The only man to leave the board in a huff when Wenchy and I refused to ban him for using the C word  ::)

I rather liked him.  cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 17, 2012, 09:48:18 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2012, 09:32:20 AM
I think that most of us enjoyed his posts but it was his choice. I was sorry to see him go but Emails etc drew no response.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on December 20, 2012, 06:05:48 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20797453

Flooding in Hampshire ... very bad  noooo: noooo:
I do sympathise but ... just wait for the last bit, and the Porsche under water...

... windscreen wipers  eeek:

 happy001 happy001




Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 20, 2012, 06:13:47 PM
 lol: lol: Just watched it on the news. What tosser takes a low slung car through a fast running, flooded ford.

The lad who rescued them was no more than 12 his voice had barely broken and he is a community PC. eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on December 21, 2012, 09:22:51 AM
Quote from: Pastis on December 20, 2012, 06:05:48 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20797453

Flooding in Hampshire ... very bad  noooo: noooo:
I do sympathise but ... just wait for the last bit, and the Porsche under water...

... windscreen wipers  eeek:

 happy001 happy001

Idiots!

I know that ford well ...... can be tricky at the best of times if you don't get the car lined up right.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 21, 2012, 09:32:19 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 21, 2012, 09:22:51 AM
I know that ford well .....

I thought it was a Porsche?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 21, 2012, 09:37:25 AM
 drumroll:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2012, 09:55:29 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2012, 12:31:03 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2253406/Shocking-moment-33-ton-shark-tank-burst-shopping-centre-injuring-15-people-sent-shards-broken-glass-flying-crowd.html


 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on December 30, 2012, 12:05:09 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Holy Fuck!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2254582/Moscow-plane-crash-Four-killed-passenger-jet-overshoots-airport-runway-Moscow-breaks-crashes-main-road.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 30, 2012, 12:31:01 PM
You'd think they would put the camera down and help out  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 30, 2012, 01:04:26 PM
An interesting insurance claim for the car in front.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2012, 01:31:29 PM
Reminds me of my car insurance claim when I hit that canoe  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2013, 05:30:33 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4724624/teen-girl-accidentally-shot-brother-in-head.html


Who would have thought ...............Loaded guns n booze ..... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2013, 06:51:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2013, 05:30:33 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4724624/teen-girl-accidentally-shot-brother-in-head.html


Who would have thought ...............Loaded guns n booze ..... ::)

hahahahaha! What utter mongs - well done Darwin!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 03, 2013, 11:08:11 PM
one for growler.............

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2256505/Sibling-rivalry-gets-twin-grizzzlies-paw-paw-sparring-match.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2013, 12:16:28 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 30, 2012, 01:31:29 PM
Reminds me of my car insurance claim when I hit that canoe  redface:

You never said you had met John Darwin.  whistle:

Anyhoo Nick, this might perk you up

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/bills/article-2256752/Mums-bankers-journalists-Germans-EVEN-gingers-10-Oddbins-January-discount-stunt.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 04, 2013, 09:29:29 PM
 lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2256641/Teenager-left-Marilyn-Monroe-design-like-blow-sex-doll-50-session.html?ICO=most_read_module
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2013, 07:08:43 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 04, 2013, 09:29:29 PM
lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2256641/Teenager-left-Marilyn-Monroe-design-like-blow-sex-doll-50-session.html?ICO=most_read_module

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 05, 2013, 09:36:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2013, 07:08:43 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 04, 2013, 09:29:29 PM
lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2256641/Teenager-left-Marilyn-Monroe-design-like-blow-sex-doll-50-session.html?ICO=most_read_module

 lol: lol: lol:


Stupid bint 'he said he would give me a £300 refund but then be blocked me from Facebook',  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2013, 07:37:33 PM
This guy obviously wasn't the brightest of sparks  eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlU0YVnQc8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259679/Man-high-drugs-dies-attempting-acrobatics-power-electricity-pylon.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2013, 07:42:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2013, 07:37:33 PM
This guy obviously wasn't the brightest of sparks  eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlU0YVnQc8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259679/Man-high-drugs-dies-attempting-acrobatics-power-electricity-pylon.html


 eeek: Warning shows shocking images.. eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 09, 2013, 08:24:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2013, 07:42:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2013, 07:37:33 PM
This guy obviously wasn't the brightest of sparks  eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlU0YVnQc8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259679/Man-high-drugs-dies-attempting-acrobatics-power-electricity-pylon.html


 eeek: Warning shows shocking images.. eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 09, 2013, 08:26:21 PM
Not clicking.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2013, 02:58:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2013, 07:42:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2013, 07:37:33 PM
This guy obviously wasn't the brightest of sparks  eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlU0YVnQc8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259679/Man-high-drugs-dies-attempting-acrobatics-power-electricity-pylon.html


 eeek: Warning shows shocking images.. eeek:

Quote
This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2013, 03:01:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2013, 02:58:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2013, 07:42:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2013, 07:37:33 PM
This guy obviously wasn't the brightest of sparks  eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlU0YVnQc8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259679/Man-high-drugs-dies-attempting-acrobatics-power-electricity-pylon.html


 eeek: Warning shows shocking images.. eeek:

Quote
This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content.

 lol: lol: lol:


They stole my joke......... evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2013, 03:12:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 10, 2013, 03:01:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2013, 02:58:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2013, 07:42:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2013, 07:37:33 PM
This guy obviously wasn't the brightest of sparks  eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlU0YVnQc8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259679/Man-high-drugs-dies-attempting-acrobatics-power-electricity-pylon.html


 eeek: Warning shows shocking images.. eeek:

Quote
This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content.

 lol: lol: lol:


They stole my joke......... evil:

They did!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2013, 03:17:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2013, 03:12:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 10, 2013, 03:01:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2013, 02:58:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2013, 07:42:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2013, 07:37:33 PM
This guy obviously wasn't the brightest of sparks  eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlU0YVnQc8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259679/Man-high-drugs-dies-attempting-acrobatics-power-electricity-pylon.html


 eeek: Warning shows shocking images.. eeek:

Quote
This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content.

 lol: lol: lol:


They stole my joke......... evil:

They did!  lol: lol: lol:


Have we got a VP lawyer....... rubschin:   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2013, 03:21:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 10, 2013, 03:17:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2013, 03:12:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 10, 2013, 03:01:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2013, 02:58:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 09, 2013, 07:42:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2013, 07:37:33 PM
This guy obviously wasn't the brightest of sparks  eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlU0YVnQc8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259679/Man-high-drugs-dies-attempting-acrobatics-power-electricity-pylon.html


 eeek: Warning shows shocking images.. eeek:

Quote
This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content.

 lol: lol: lol:


They stole my joke......... evil:

They did!  lol: lol: lol:


Have we got a VP lawyer....... rubschin:

£50 per hour or part thereof like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2013, 06:47:57 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2260784/IBM-wipes-supercomputers-hard-drives-bid-stop-potty-mouthed-machine-uttering-obscenities.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 11, 2013, 07:02:37 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 07:30:25 AM
Belgian woman blindly drove 900 miles across Europe as she followed broken GPS instead of 38-miles to the station
 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262149/Belgian-woman-67-picking-friend-railway-station-ends-Zagreb-900-miles-away-satnav-disaster.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:03:20 AM
Shergar found (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262961/Horse-meat-Tesco-burgers-Supermarket-apologises-food-watchdogs-findings.html)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs23%2Ff%2F2007%2F316%2F5%2F3%2FMadame_Burger_my_little_pony_by_lovelauraland.jpg&hash=f649c87b4d4d10a8c44a7a3291af9fb62319f46e)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 09:05:40 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:03:20 AM
Shergar found (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262961/Horse-meat-Tesco-burgers-Supermarket-apologises-food-watchdogs-findings.html)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs23%2Ff%2F2007%2F316%2F5%2F3%2FMadame_Burger_my_little_pony_by_lovelauraland.jpg&hash=f649c87b4d4d10a8c44a7a3291af9fb62319f46e)

It’s not just Tesco’s either, there’s My Lidl Pony…  lol: lol: lol:



Shamelessly stolen from Anna Raccoon.... (http://www.annaraccoon.com/)  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:08:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2013, 09:05:40 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:03:20 AM
Shergar found (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262961/Horse-meat-Tesco-burgers-Supermarket-apologises-food-watchdogs-findings.html)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs23%2Ff%2F2007%2F316%2F5%2F3%2FMadame_Burger_my_little_pony_by_lovelauraland.jpg&hash=f649c87b4d4d10a8c44a7a3291af9fb62319f46e)

It’s not just Tesco’s either, there’s My Lidl Pony…  lol: lol: lol:



Shamelessly stolen from Anna Raccoon.... (http://www.annaraccoon.com/)  redface:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flocal-info.co.za%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Flogo%2Flogobutch.JPG&hash=3f7e52c7dcb7478314a64b02ad2dea30fd0ddf9a)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2013, 09:09:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:03:20 AM
Shergar found (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262961/Horse-meat-Tesco-burgers-Supermarket-apologises-food-watchdogs-findings.html)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs23%2Ff%2F2007%2F316%2F5%2F3%2FMadame_Burger_my_little_pony_by_lovelauraland.jpg&hash=f649c87b4d4d10a8c44a7a3291af9fb62319f46e)

A least it's a stable diet............. redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 09:13:14 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 16, 2013, 09:09:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:03:20 AM
Shergar found (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262961/Horse-meat-Tesco-burgers-Supermarket-apologises-food-watchdogs-findings.html)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs23%2Ff%2F2007%2F316%2F5%2F3%2FMadame_Burger_my_little_pony_by_lovelauraland.jpg&hash=f649c87b4d4d10a8c44a7a3291af9fb62319f46e)

A least it's a stable diet............. redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

They shut the stable door after the horse was burgered...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 09:15:36 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maxfarquar.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2FTesco-Beef-Burgers-With-Horsemeat.jpg&hash=6a301bf7a1f58cdf6ada7bfae7444ce01600bbdb)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:16:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2013, 09:13:14 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 16, 2013, 09:09:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:03:20 AM
Shergar found (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262961/Horse-meat-Tesco-burgers-Supermarket-apologises-food-watchdogs-findings.html)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs23%2Ff%2F2007%2F316%2F5%2F3%2FMadame_Burger_my_little_pony_by_lovelauraland.jpg&hash=f649c87b4d4d10a8c44a7a3291af9fb62319f46e)

A least it's a stable diet............. redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

They shut the stable door after the horse was burgered...

Did you want flies with that?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 09:18:58 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:16:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2013, 09:13:14 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 16, 2013, 09:09:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:03:20 AM
Shergar found (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262961/Horse-meat-Tesco-burgers-Supermarket-apologises-food-watchdogs-findings.html)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs23%2Ff%2F2007%2F316%2F5%2F3%2FMadame_Burger_my_little_pony_by_lovelauraland.jpg&hash=f649c87b4d4d10a8c44a7a3291af9fb62319f46e)

A least it's a stable diet............. redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

They shut the stable door after the horse was burgered...

Did you want flies with that?

Burger and chaps...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 10:45:27 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/aviation/9805071/Helicopter-crashes-in-Vauxhall-central-London.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/aviation/9805071/Helicopter-crashes-in-Vauxhall-central-London.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2013, 12:28:11 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Chaos reigns
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on January 16, 2013, 01:02:10 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Could have been far worse if it'd landed on the Flower Market, Sainsbury's or one of the buildings nearby ... MI6   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2013, 01:06:47 PM
I know ....or Vauxhall bus station / junction  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2013, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2013, 09:15:36 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maxfarquar.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2FTesco-Beef-Burgers-With-Horsemeat.jpg&hash=6a301bf7a1f58cdf6ada7bfae7444ce01600bbdb)

 lol: lol: lol:

do they come with relish or horsepickle?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 01:21:49 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 16, 2013, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2013, 09:15:36 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maxfarquar.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2FTesco-Beef-Burgers-With-Horsemeat.jpg&hash=6a301bf7a1f58cdf6ada7bfae7444ce01600bbdb)

 lol: lol: lol:

do they come with relish or horsepickle?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2013, 01:28:46 PM
that was poor, I'm quite ashamed.  redface:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 01:32:38 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 16, 2013, 01:28:46 PM
that was poor, I'm quite ashamed.  redface:  noooo:

No need to be saddled with guilt....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2013, 01:41:15 PM
Neigh lass, no need to fret. Here. Have a sugar lump :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 02:08:17 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 16, 2013, 01:41:15 PM
Neigh lass, no need to fret. Here. Have a sugar lump :thumbsup:

Don't push her on, we need to halt 'er.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 02:11:36 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 02:08:17 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 16, 2013, 01:41:15 PM
Neigh lass, no need to fret. Here. Have a sugar lump :thumbsup:

Don't push her on, we need to halt 'er.  noooo:

Oh Darwin! You've really got the bit between your teeth now haven't you?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2013, 02:14:18 PM
I bet she's a good jumper
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 02:14:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2013, 02:11:36 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 02:08:17 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 16, 2013, 01:41:15 PM
Neigh lass, no need to fret. Here. Have a sugar lump :thumbsup:

Don't push her on, we need to halt 'er.  noooo:

Oh Darwin! You've really got the bit between your teeth now haven't you?

They were the pick of the crop.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 02:15:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 02:14:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2013, 02:11:36 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 02:08:17 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 16, 2013, 01:41:15 PM
Neigh lass, no need to fret. Here. Have a sugar lump :thumbsup:

Don't push her on, we need to halt 'er.  noooo:

Oh Darwin! You've really got the bit between your teeth now haven't you?

They were the pick of the crop.

I think you are a bit blinkered...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2013, 04:00:02 PM
can we stick to the mane subject
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 04:11:37 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 16, 2013, 04:00:02 PM
can we stick to the mane subject


Oooh that one was a shoe-in....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2013, 04:16:56 PM
aslong as it wasn't too tacky.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 04:19:53 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 16, 2013, 04:16:56 PM
aslong as it wasn't too tacky.

I wondered when we would get to the glue jokes....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2013, 04:25:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2013, 04:19:53 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 16, 2013, 04:16:56 PM
aslong as it wasn't too tacky.

I wondered when we would get to the glue jokes....  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2013, 04:27:37 PM
don't shake your head, it was a bit funny.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 04:42:28 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 16, 2013, 04:27:37 PM
don't shake your head, it was a bit funny.


Doesn't he nag...?  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2013, 04:48:13 PM
and poor future mrs TMR is saddled with him.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2013, 04:52:05 PM
Went to the fridge to check my burgers, aaaaannndddd they're OFF !!!

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 04:55:09 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 16, 2013, 04:52:05 PM
Went to the fridge to check my burgers, aaaaannndddd they're OFF !!!

 redface:

happy001

You'll be for the high jump when herself comes home....   point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2013, 05:09:33 PM
hopefully it wont be furlong though  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2013, 05:25:13 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2Fpakvcs23f%2Fhorsecow.jpg&hash=08ac7c312f7c731b2362653b6153e23c2ff7626e) (http://postimage.org/image/pakvcs23f/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2013, 05:30:45 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 16, 2013, 04:52:05 PM
Went to the fridge to check my burgers, aaaaannndddd they're OFF !!!

 redface:

That's neigh bother......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2013, 08:11:32 PM
Genius  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9806921/Computer-programmer-outsourced-job-to-China.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9806921/Computer-programmer-outsourced-job-to-China.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2013, 08:19:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2013, 08:11:32 PM
Genius  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9806921/Computer-programmer-outsourced-job-to-China.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9806921/Computer-programmer-outsourced-job-to-China.html)



 :thumbsup:  As I always say    get a man in.......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2013, 08:41:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 17, 2013, 08:19:48 PM

 :thumbsup:  As I always say to BM, get a man in.......... :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2013, 08:47:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2013, 08:41:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 17, 2013, 08:19:48 PM

 :thumbsup:  As I always say to LL, get a man in.......... :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2013, 09:04:47 PM
 lol: You do know BM will go off in a huff now.  nonono:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 17, 2013, 09:44:09 PM
nah, he'll be in bed now.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 18, 2013, 08:28:58 AM
It seems that there is doubt that the story is true.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2013, 08:53:59 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 18, 2013, 08:28:58 AM
It seems that there is doubt that the story is true.

Which one, Dobbin burgers or "Yank Geek pays Gooks"?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on January 18, 2013, 09:45:14 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2013, 08:53:59 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 18, 2013, 08:28:58 AM
It seems that there is doubt that the story is true.

Which one, Dobbin burgers or "Yank Geek pays Gooks"?

The "Outsourcing" one. According to someone on the Today programme this morning the story also appeared in the Daily Onion so it may well be a spoof.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2013, 11:40:39 PM
Sheeit music?  redface:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21082873 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21082873)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2013, 09:59:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2013, 11:40:39 PM
Sheeit music?  redface:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21082873 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21082873)

I am sure I heard it on 'Top of the Plops' redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2013, 10:03:41 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2013, 09:59:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2013, 11:40:39 PM
Sheeit music?  redface:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21082873 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21082873)

I am sure I heard it on 'Top of the Plops' redface:

Even I didn't go there....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 21, 2013, 01:09:05 PM
How's everyone feeling today?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265639/Most-depressing-day-year-Feeling-Blame-Blue-Monday-2013.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265639/Most-depressing-day-year-Feeling-Blame-Blue-Monday-2013.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2013, 01:13:02 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 21, 2013, 01:09:05 PM
How's everyone feeling today?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265639/Most-depressing-day-year-Feeling-Blame-Blue-Monday-2013.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265639/Most-depressing-day-year-Feeling-Blame-Blue-Monday-2013.html)

I've got the blues.... but I'm going out for a collapso-a-thon at six!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2013, 01:35:26 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 21, 2013, 01:09:05 PM
How's everyone feeling today?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265639/Most-depressing-day-year-Feeling-Blame-Blue-Monday-2013.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265639/Most-depressing-day-year-Feeling-Blame-Blue-Monday-2013.html)

 Thumbs:

Any day that I wake up is a good day.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 21, 2013, 01:48:52 PM
I have fell off the wheel.

I have an abscess in my jaw.

I am looking forward to dental surgery tomorrow.

My car is still off the road.

The police have yet to tell me that they have even spoken to the owner of the other vehicle.

The hotel charged me for the weekend away I didn't have.

I am stranded in Werstshire at the moment.

But I  am not feeling too bad on the whole.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2013, 01:53:40 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 21, 2013, 01:48:52 PM
I have fell off the wheel.

I have an abscess in my jaw.

I am looking forward to dental surgery tomorrow.

My car is still off the road.

The police have yet to tell me that they have even spoken to the owner of the other vehicle.

The hotel charged me for the weekend away I didn't have.

I am stranded in Werstshire at the moment.

But I  am not feeling too bad on the whole.  :thumbsup:

That's the spirit girl.  :thumbsup:  cloud9:

Eric Idle - "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" - STEREO HQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2013, 02:01:36 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 21, 2013, 01:48:52 PM
I have fell off the wheel.

I have an abscess in my jaw.

I am looking forward to dental surgery tomorrow.

My car is still off the road.

The police have yet to tell me that they have even spoken to the owner of the other vehicle.

The hotel charged me for the weekend away I didn't have.

I am stranded in Werstshire at the moment.

But I  am not feeling too bad on the whole.  :thumbsup:

worthy:

You are an inspiration to us all!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2013, 05:19:52 PM
Darwins latest money spinner.......... rubschin:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265894/Is-Spains-weirdest-festival-Hundreds-hurl-TURNIPS-man-streets.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265894/Is-Spains-weirdest-festival-Hundreds-hurl-TURNIPS-man-streets.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2013, 05:22:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 21, 2013, 05:19:52 PM
Darwins latest money spinner.......... rubschin:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265894/Is-Spains-weirdest-festival-Hundreds-hurl-TURNIPS-man-streets.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265894/Is-Spains-weirdest-festival-Hundreds-hurl-TURNIPS-man-streets.html)

". . . attacking a man dressed in a bucket with 15,000 turnips. "  rubschin:


There may be munny in this.   Sinister:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2013, 05:26:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2013, 05:22:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 21, 2013, 05:19:52 PM
Darwins latest money spinner.......... rubschin:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265894/Is-Spains-weirdest-festival-Hundreds-hurl-TURNIPS-man-streets.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265894/Is-Spains-weirdest-festival-Hundreds-hurl-TURNIPS-man-streets.html)

". . . attacking a man dressed in a bucket with 15,000 turnips. "  rubschin:


There may be munny in this.   Sinister:


Sign me up.............. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2013, 12:34:50 PM
Darwins 2nd money maker... rubschin:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2266319/Angry-farmer-rips-open-car-skidded-ditch-forklift--hands-shocked-driver-250-damaging-fence.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2266319/Angry-farmer-rips-open-car-skidded-ditch-forklift--hands-shocked-driver-250-damaging-fence.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2013, 03:36:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 22, 2013, 12:34:50 PM
Darwins 2nd money maker... rubschin:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2266319/Angry-farmer-rips-open-car-skidded-ditch-forklift--hands-shocked-driver-250-damaging-fence.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2266319/Angry-farmer-rips-open-car-skidded-ditch-forklift--hands-shocked-driver-250-damaging-fence.html)

£250 fence!

Tightwad, start at £1000 and haggle down to £500.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2013, 05:22:23 PM
Shivering naked in snow for Facebook craze   -  Wiltshire  eeek:

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Britons_pose_naked_in_snow_for_Facebook_craze (http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Britons_pose_naked_in_snow_for_Facebook_craze)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2013, 01:02:32 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2013, 05:22:23 PM
Shivering naked in snow for Facebook craze   -  Wiltshire  eeek:

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Britons_pose_naked_in_snow_for_Facebook_craze (http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Britons_pose_naked_in_snow_for_Facebook_craze)

I won't click on it .................I saw naked and orange.............visions of Nick............ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2013, 01:07:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 24, 2013, 01:02:32 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2013, 05:22:23 PM
Shivering naked in snow for Facebook craze   -  Wiltshire  eeek:

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Britons_pose_naked_in_snow_for_Facebook_craze (http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Britons_pose_naked_in_snow_for_Facebook_craze)

I won't click on it .................I saw naked and orange.............visions of Nick............ noooo:

What a thought...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2013, 03:10:23 PM
Does size really matter? It does when it comes to your sandwich: Two men sue 'Subway' over size of their 'Footlong'  (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/does-size-really-matter-it-does-when-it-comes-to-your-sandwich-two-men-sue-subway-over-size-of-their-footlong-8464859.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2013, 08:32:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 24, 2013, 01:02:32 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2013, 05:22:23 PM
Shivering naked in snow for Facebook craze   -  Wiltshire  eeek:

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Britons_pose_naked_in_snow_for_Facebook_craze (http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Britons_pose_naked_in_snow_for_Facebook_craze)

I won't click on it .................I saw naked and orange.............visions of Nick............ noooo:

 lol:                 eeek:                     sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2013, 03:53:13 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270128/Garrett-McNamara-The-breathtaking-moment-thrill-seeking-surfer-catches-worlds-biggest-wave-coast-Portugal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270128/Garrett-McNamara-The-breathtaking-moment-thrill-seeking-surfer-catches-worlds-biggest-wave-coast-Portugal.html)


 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2013, 04:02:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 29, 2013, 03:53:13 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270128/Garrett-McNamara-The-breathtaking-moment-thrill-seeking-surfer-catches-worlds-biggest-wave-coast-Portugal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270128/Garrett-McNamara-The-breathtaking-moment-thrill-seeking-surfer-catches-worlds-biggest-wave-coast-Portugal.html)


 eeek: eeek:

WOW!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2013, 04:09:50 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2269690/Camden-betting-shop-hoarding-fell-killing-man-20s-came-loose-pigeon-spikes-fitted.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2269690/Camden-betting-shop-hoarding-fell-killing-man-20s-came-loose-pigeon-spikes-fitted.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What are the odds against that happening?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2013, 04:12:25 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2013, 04:09:50 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2269690/Camden-betting-shop-hoarding-fell-killing-man-20s-came-loose-pigeon-spikes-fitted.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2269690/Camden-betting-shop-hoarding-fell-killing-man-20s-came-loose-pigeon-spikes-fitted.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What are the odds against that happening?

 drumroll: happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2013, 04:16:46 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2013, 04:09:50 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2269690/Camden-betting-shop-hoarding-fell-killing-man-20s-came-loose-pigeon-spikes-fitted.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2269690/Camden-betting-shop-hoarding-fell-killing-man-20s-came-loose-pigeon-spikes-fitted.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What are the odds against that happening?

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2013, 04:23:13 PM
Certainly not fixed-odds...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2013, 04:24:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2013, 04:23:13 PM
Certainly not fixed-odds...  noooo:

 tunble:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 29, 2013, 04:24:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2013, 04:23:13 PM
Certainly not fixed-odds...  noooo:

 tunble:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2013, 09:46:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 29, 2013, 04:24:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2013, 04:23:13 PM
Certainly not fixed-odds...  noooo:

 tunble:

 evil:

One day BM...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2013, 06:58:16 PM
West London borough set to axe street bins ‘because they attract rubbish’  (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/west-london-borough-set-to-axe-street-bins-because-they-attract-rubbish-8474450.html)

Quote

A council is to remove litter bins from residential streets, claiming that they encourage “abuse” of the facility.

Kensington and Chelsea council will only offer passers-by a place to dispose of their rubbish in busy areas, including shopping and tourist streets and outside schools, fast food restaurants, Tube stations and bus stops.

The council feels that the bins are being used to dispose of large quantities of business and residential waste rather than the small items for which they are intended. A trial saw bins removed from one side of Earl’s Court Road, and council officers reported only a very slight increase in littering.

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2013, 12:05:11 AM
How long do you reckon it would take BM and co to have enough to build a mansion on the med.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271076/Welcome-house-booze-Worlds-largest-building-500-000-recycled-BEER-BOTTLES-discarded-casinos-Vegas-strip.html#axzz2JfzeVp8Y (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271076/Welcome-house-booze-Worlds-largest-building-500-000-recycled-BEER-BOTTLES-discarded-casinos-Vegas-strip.html#axzz2JfzeVp8Y)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2013, 12:11:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2013, 12:05:11 AM
How long do you reckon it would take BM and co to have enough to build a mansion on the med.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271076/Welcome-house-booze-Worlds-largest-building-500-000-recycled-BEER-BOTTLES-discarded-casinos-Vegas-strip.html#axzz2JfzeVp8Y (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271076/Welcome-house-booze-Worlds-largest-building-500-000-recycled-BEER-BOTTLES-discarded-casinos-Vegas-strip.html#axzz2JfzeVp8Y)

 rubschin:   ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 02, 2013, 09:35:08 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4753651/lithuanian-immigrant-youre-a-soft-touch.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4753651/lithuanian-immigrant-youre-a-soft-touch.html)

 Explode: Angry9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2013, 10:15:10 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 02, 2013, 09:35:08 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4753651/lithuanian-immigrant-youre-a-soft-touch.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4753651/lithuanian-immigrant-youre-a-soft-touch.html)

 Explode: Angry9:

I saw that the other week....  noooo:

I tells ya, I'd have no shame in returning to the UK and living off the state now... if every other fucker can do it I can't see why I can't...  cussing:

I was reading one of the bloggers the other week (Anna Raccoon) who had been on the spongers website and calculated the amount she could get from the state - it was enormous! She'd just have to sell her pad in France, buy a small place in the UK, spend the remainder on a new Aston Martin for hubby (to get under some savings threshold) and she'd be made up!

And did you see this one??? (http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/374820/Benefit-cheat-gets-a-pay-rise)

Quote

IT'S madness: She beats jail and can now claim double.

Britain's farcical benefits system was exposed yesterday after a cheating mother was told she can now claim twice as much rather than go to jail.

Joanne Gibbons, 23, fiddled £3,140 in income support while holding down two jobs, a court was told.

But after she was caught it was revealed the shop assistant mother-of-one was entitled to claim £130 a week – £64 a week more than the amount she was swindling the taxpayer.

 Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 02, 2013, 10:37:16 AM
omg I know!  Yargh: Yargh: Yargh:

My auntie works for the housing dept in Newcastle and the stories she tells me are unbelievable. Recently, after providing a home, furniture, curtains, carpets, flat screen tv etc to some pondlife, ,scrounging scum-monger, she received an almighty storm of complaints because the cotton sheets provided were lilac. One of the quotes was "if you think my f'in son is gonna sleep with lilac f'n sheets you can....." etc.

Ahhhh, ,gratitude.  cloud9:

I couldn't do her job. When I watch Jeremy Kyle I lose the will to live.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2013, 10:52:56 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 02, 2013, 10:37:16 AM
omg I know!  Yargh: Yargh: Yargh:

My auntie works for the housing dept in Newcastle and the stories she tells me are unbelievable. Recently, after providing a home, furniture, curtains, carpets, flat screen tv etc to some pondlife, ,scrounging scum-monger, she received an almighty storm of complaints because the cotton sheets provided were lilac. One of the quotes was "if you think my f'in son is gonna sleep with lilac f'n sheets you can....." etc.

Ahhhh, ,gratitude.  cloud9:

I couldn't do her job. When I watch Jeremy Kyle I lose the will to live.  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 02, 2013, 10:55:59 AM
I love it when tourists who save all year to come for two weeks ask me "would you ever move back?"

I can't helpl but answer  " happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2013, 10:56:46 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 02, 2013, 10:55:59 AM
I love it when tourists who save all year to come for two weeks ask me "would you ever move back?"

I can't helpl but answer  " happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 02, 2013, 10:58:24 AM
 You can hear the claims winging their way in from miles away  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21302925)  noooo:  noooo:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2013, 11:01:10 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 02, 2013, 10:58:24 AM
You can hear the claims winging their way in from miles away  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21302925)  noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

I just read that!  cussing:

What fucking right do they have to get hal-bloody-al meat in prison?  Banghead

They can break a multitude of Koranic laws to get in there but then can't have a bit of pork???  cussing:

* goes to lie down in a dark room *
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 02, 2013, 11:03:58 AM
My thoughts exactly. Actually I was typing the same thing when you posted.  evil:

So a trace of of pork DNA was found, its not like they are going to turn into a pig for fks sake.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2013, 11:04:49 AM
200 Military trainers to be sent to Mali (http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/uk-news/britain-to-debate-sending-military-trainers-1251392)

This makes little sense to me, how is the war on terror going to be boosted by putting 100 dusky soldiers in olive-drab sports footwear?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2013, 11:06:30 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2013, 11:04:49 AM
200 Military trainers to be sent to Mali (http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/uk-news/britain-to-debate-sending-military-trainers-1251392)

This makes little sense to me, how is the war on terror going to be boosted by putting 100 dusky soldiers in olive-drab sports footwear?

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 02, 2013, 11:06:56 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2013, 11:04:49 AM
200 Military trainers to be sent to Mali (http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/uk-news/britain-to-debate-sending-military-trainers-1251392)

This makes little sense to me, how is the war on terror going to be boosted by putting 100 dusky soldiers in olive-drab sports footwear?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 02, 2013, 11:46:16 AM
Car left on island of asphalt by Edinburgh Waverley workers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21292873 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21292873)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2013, 11:48:42 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 02, 2013, 11:46:16 AM
Car left on island of asphalt by Edinburgh Waverley workers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21292873 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21292873)

They should have dug a big hole and buried it!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2013, 11:56:42 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 02, 2013, 11:46:16 AM
Car left on island of asphalt by Edinburgh Waverley workers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21292873 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21292873)

Shades of tony Hancock.......... lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 02, 2013, 12:32:03 PM
 lol:

Should have put the planing machine right through it  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2013, 11:55:14 AM
So it really was "Dick the Bad" ~ Whodda thunk it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21063882 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21063882)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2013, 11:59:01 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 04, 2013, 11:55:14 AM
So it really was "Dick the Bad" ~ Whodda thunk it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21063882 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21063882)

Well I never....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on February 04, 2013, 06:41:53 PM
Well, in honour of our departed small, brown Richard the 3rd ...

Ronnie Barker Richard The Third (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2013, 07:30:27 PM
Quote from: Pastis on February 04, 2013, 06:41:53 PM
Well, in honour of our departed small, brown Richard the 3rd ...

Ronnie Barker Richard The Third (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8#)

 lol: lol: lol:

Bizarrely, I was at the recording of that sketch!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on February 04, 2013, 11:17:51 PM
Time to resurrect that old camping sales pitch... which company was it?

"Now is the winter of our discount tents... "
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 05, 2013, 09:05:07 AM
Quote from: Pastis on February 04, 2013, 11:17:51 PM
Time to resurrect that old camping sales pitch... which company was it?

"Now is the winter of our discount tents... "

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2013, 07:45:33 PM
$500,000 for that???

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2273357/The-500-000-forget-ring-want-forget-Designer-uses-strip-hairy-stomach-skin-decorate-accessory.html#axzz2K3VwqakK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2273357/The-500-000-forget-ring-want-forget-Designer-uses-strip-hairy-stomach-skin-decorate-accessory.html#axzz2K3VwqakK)

 eeek:  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2013, 07:47:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2013, 07:45:33 PM
$500,000 for that???

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2273357/The-500-000-forget-ring-want-forget-Designer-uses-strip-hairy-stomach-skin-decorate-accessory.html#axzz2K3VwqakK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2273357/The-500-000-forget-ring-want-forget-Designer-uses-strip-hairy-stomach-skin-decorate-accessory.html#axzz2K3VwqakK)

 eeek:  sick2:

A hairy ring eh...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 07, 2013, 05:26:02 PM
Has Nick been cooking again?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275023/Inside-seafront-sweetshop-filthy-saucepans-left-cooker-caked-food-rubbish-piled-high.html#axzz2KEdiMmH6 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275023/Inside-seafront-sweetshop-filthy-saucepans-left-cooker-caked-food-rubbish-piled-high.html#axzz2KEdiMmH6)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 07, 2013, 07:48:50 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 07, 2013, 05:26:02 PM
Has Nick been cooking again?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275023/Inside-seafront-sweetshop-filthy-saucepans-left-cooker-caked-food-rubbish-piled-high.html#axzz2KEdiMmH6 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275023/Inside-seafront-sweetshop-filthy-saucepans-left-cooker-caked-food-rubbish-piled-high.html#axzz2KEdiMmH6)

 sick2:   sick2:   sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 07, 2013, 07:58:48 PM
what? you don't like fudge?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 07, 2013, 09:35:42 PM
No, it was in yorkshire  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 07, 2013, 09:39:00 PM
I used to live in Scarborough  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 07, 2013, 09:41:17 PM
As a kid I use to love watching the waves crash over the sea wall there
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 07, 2013, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 07, 2013, 09:41:17 PM
As a kid I use to love watching the wives shagging over the sea wall there

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 07, 2013, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 07, 2013, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 07, 2013, 09:41:17 PM
As a kid I use to love watching the wives shagging over the sea wall there

 whistle:


you need help.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 07, 2013, 10:24:22 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 07, 2013, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 07, 2013, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 07, 2013, 09:41:17 PM
As a kid I use to love watching the wives shagging over the sea wall there

 whistle:


you need help.  noooo:

You must be offering Apey's amazing psychiatric help.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 07, 2013, 10:28:32 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 07, 2013, 10:24:22 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 07, 2013, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 07, 2013, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 07, 2013, 09:41:17 PM
As a kid I use to love watching the wives shagging over the sea wall there

 whistle:


you need help.  noooo:

You must be offering Apey's amazing psychiatric help.  noooo:

I think she meant professional help.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.economicnoise.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F12%2Fprostitutes.jpg&hash=07353ddd9d303a15873d19755afdc1da45d4ec90)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 08, 2013, 06:04:13 AM
Not a headline as such but Skynews and iTV have both just reported that all beef products will be tested as UP TO 100% of horse meat has been found in some products

It was hardly ever gonna be over 100%
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2013, 08:03:44 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 08, 2013, 06:04:13 AM
Not a headline as such but Skynews and iTV have both just reported that all beef products will be tested as UP TO 100% of horse meat has been found in some products

It was hardly ever gonna be over 100%

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 08, 2013, 06:48:19 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Frrtrurjov%2Fcows.jpg&hash=275643f80ba70140582d4657f5542f69a0f82d4e) (http://postimage.org/image/rrtrurjov/)

I am sitting here giggling over this.....Well, it's Friday. lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 08, 2013, 06:48:44 PM
 Why?  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21382663)

Banghead  Banghead  Banghead 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on February 08, 2013, 06:50:53 PM
I read that as Prime Minister ...  redface:

 doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 07:22:21 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 08, 2013, 06:48:44 PM
Why?  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21382663)

Banghead  Banghead  Banghead

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 07:23:39 AM
No practical use for 390,000 posts on virtual pub (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2013, 08:39:03 AM
 Shocked:

Yeah but we did ours with far fewer computers and he prolly got paid for his load of bollocks
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 08:42:43 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 09, 2013, 08:39:03 AM
Shocked:

Yeah but we did ours with far fewer computers and he prolly got paid for his load of bollocks

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2013, 08:57:26 AM
 Anyone for coffee?  (http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=50e445b3-cb3d-4fad-983a-b46db31ca867&_nwpt=1)  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 08:59:09 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 09, 2013, 08:57:26 AM
Anyone for coffee?  (http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=50e445b3-cb3d-4fad-983a-b46db31ca867&_nwpt=1)  noooo:

Eeeewwww!  sick2:

Grumpmeister will start on about cat-shit coffee now probleee....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 09, 2013, 11:51:06 AM
 eeek: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

not what you need to see when you 've only been awake 5 minutes.  noooo: I'm turning the kettle off.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 11:53:40 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2013, 11:51:06 AM
eeek: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

not what you need to see when you 've only been awake 5 minutes.  noooo: I'm turning the kettle off.

Yes, you don't want it too hot I shouldn't think....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 09, 2013, 11:59:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2013, 11:53:40 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2013, 11:51:06 AM
eeek: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

not what you need to see when you 've only been awake 5 minutes.  noooo: I'm turning the kettle off.

Yes, you don't want it too hot I shouldn't think....  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: oooooooo, imagine. That would be one burn you cant rub germolene on.  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 12:45:29 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2013, 11:59:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2013, 11:53:40 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2013, 11:51:06 AM
eeek: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

not what you need to see when you 've only been awake 5 minutes.  noooo: I'm turning the kettle off.

Yes, you don't want it too hot I shouldn't think....  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: oooooooo, imagine. That would be one burn you cant rub germolene on.  eeek:


hjappy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 09, 2013, 12:55:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2013, 12:45:29 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2013, 11:59:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2013, 11:53:40 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2013, 11:51:06 AM
eeek: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

not what you need to see when you 've only been awake 5 minutes.  noooo: I'm turning the kettle off.

Yes, you don't want it too hot I shouldn't think....  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: oooooooo, imagine. That would be one burn you cant rub germolene on.  eeek:


hjappy001

Hjappy?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 12:58:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 09, 2013, 12:55:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2013, 12:45:29 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2013, 11:59:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2013, 11:53:40 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2013, 11:51:06 AM
eeek: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

not what you need to see when you 've only been awake 5 minutes.  noooo: I'm turning the kettle off.

Yes, you don't want it too hot I shouldn't think....  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: oooooooo, imagine. That would be one burn you cant rub germolene on.  eeek:


hjappy001

Hjappy?

 redface:

Stupid keyboard!  cussing:

It is full of tea and coffee, collapso and beer....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 09, 2013, 01:00:09 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 09, 2013, 12:55:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2013, 12:45:29 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2013, 11:59:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2013, 11:53:40 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on February 09, 2013, 11:51:06 AM
eeek: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

not what you need to see when you 've only been awake 5 minutes.  noooo: I'm turning the kettle off.

Yes, you don't want it too hot I shouldn't think....  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: oooooooo, imagine. That would be one burn you cant rub germolene on.  eeek:


hjappy001

Hjappy?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimage.org%2Fhxnwe2emt%2F20070619191517_Japanese_man.jpg&hash=fc2c679d94de182c374b0423803888644c2cddd3) (http://postimage.org/image/hxnwe2emt/)   ????   shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2013, 10:06:43 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 09, 2013, 08:57:26 AM
Anyone for coffee?  (http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=50e445b3-cb3d-4fad-983a-b46db31ca867&_nwpt=1)  noooo:

Thats a repulserous waste of good coffee.  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21411304)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nndb.com%2Fpeople%2F365%2F000091092%2Fpope-benedict-1-sized.jpg&hash=dfd8bde5ea73b6534735d2cbac4a7e15887ca5c7)

Retiring to spend more time with the children?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 03:04:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21411304)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nndb.com%2Fpeople%2F365%2F000091092%2Fpope-benedict-1-sized.jpg&hash=dfd8bde5ea73b6534735d2cbac4a7e15887ca5c7)

Retiring to spend more time with the children?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 03:10:27 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21411304)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nndb.com%2Fpeople%2F365%2F000091092%2Fpope-benedict-1-sized.jpg&hash=dfd8bde5ea73b6534735d2cbac4a7e15887ca5c7)

Retiring to spend more time with the children?

 drumroll:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21411304)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nndb.com%2Fpeople%2F365%2F000091092%2Fpope-benedict-1-sized.jpg&hash=dfd8bde5ea73b6534735d2cbac4a7e15887ca5c7)

Retiring to spend more time with the children?

Nah,     True Catholic pulls out early......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 05:25:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21411304)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nndb.com%2Fpeople%2F365%2F000091092%2Fpope-benedict-1-sized.jpg&hash=dfd8bde5ea73b6534735d2cbac4a7e15887ca5c7)

Retiring to spend more time with the children?

Nah,     True Catholic pulls out early......


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2013, 08:24:18 PM
Gets stabbed beating off three scrotes without dropping his chips, goes home to eat and then drives to hospital because it feels odd?   worthy:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21410565 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21410565)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 10:46:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2013, 05:25:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21411304)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nndb.com%2Fpeople%2F365%2F000091092%2Fpope-benedict-1-sized.jpg&hash=dfd8bde5ea73b6534735d2cbac4a7e15887ca5c7)

Retiring to spend more time with the children?

Nah,     True Catholic pulls out early......


happy001

 He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict............. redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2013, 04:40:07 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 10:46:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2013, 05:25:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21411304)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nndb.com%2Fpeople%2F365%2F000091092%2Fpope-benedict-1-sized.jpg&hash=dfd8bde5ea73b6534735d2cbac4a7e15887ca5c7)

Retiring to spend more time with the children?

Nah,     True Catholic pulls out early......


happy001

 He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict............. redface:


happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on February 12, 2013, 12:16:18 PM
Piirate?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2277337/Drunk-PC-Danny-Dance-bed-cell-prisoner-meant-supervising.html#axzz2KgYkazrc (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2277337/Drunk-PC-Danny-Dance-bed-cell-prisoner-meant-supervising.html#axzz2KgYkazrc)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 13, 2013, 05:22:40 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21411304)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nndb.com%2Fpeople%2F365%2F000091092%2Fpope-benedict-1-sized.jpg&hash=dfd8bde5ea73b6534735d2cbac4a7e15887ca5c7)

Retiring to spend more time with the children?

http://itccs.org/2013/02/13/pope-benedict-resigned-to-avoid-arrest-seizure-of-church-wealth-by-easter/ (http://itccs.org/2013/02/13/pope-benedict-resigned-to-avoid-arrest-seizure-of-church-wealth-by-easter/)    eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2013, 06:08:54 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2013, 12:40:37 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 13, 2013, 05:22:40 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
Pope quits (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21411304)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What is about to come out now?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nndb.com%2Fpeople%2F365%2F000091092%2Fpope-benedict-1-sized.jpg&hash=dfd8bde5ea73b6534735d2cbac4a7e15887ca5c7)

Retiring to spend more time with the children?

http://itccs.org/2013/02/13/pope-benedict-resigned-to-avoid-arrest-seizure-of-church-wealth-by-easter/ (http://itccs.org/2013/02/13/pope-benedict-resigned-to-avoid-arrest-seizure-of-church-wealth-by-easter/)    eeek:

All is explained. No doubt he will slip in the shower or fall down the stairs before it comes to court.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2013, 07:57:03 AM
You may well be right Darwin.  The rot goes further than him though I wonder what else the digging will uncover. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2013, 10:29:29 AM
The Vatican have held their secrets for a loooooong time now ~ they will still hold onto them.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2013, 03:01:52 PM
US billionaire Warren Buffett is to buy food giant Heinz in a deal worth $28bn (£18bn).

That's a fvck of a lot of beans for a buffet.  confused:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2013, 03:05:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 14, 2013, 03:01:52 PM
US billionaire Warren Buffett is to buy food giant Heinz in a deal worth $28bn (£18bn).

That's a fvck of a lot of beans for a buffet.  confused:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2013, 03:09:24 PM
 eeek: Driver finds owl trapped in car grille

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21439857 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21439857)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2013, 03:21:05 PM
I want one!

Sea slug's 'disposable penis' surprises scientists

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21431678 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21431678)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2013, 04:30:55 PM
No you don't

That whole article is a bit disturbing.  And I bet it hurts each time but only a lot.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on February 14, 2013, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 14, 2013, 03:21:05 PM
I want one!

Sea slug's 'disposable penis' surprises scientists

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21431678 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21431678)

" ... The act took between a few seconds and a few minutes, after which the creatures would push away and shed their penises, leaving them on the floor of the tank."

Then hopped out of the tank and went to the mess bar for a quick pint...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2013, 05:39:27 PM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew sick2: eeek:

My willy is my bestest friend  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2013, 06:03:08 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 14, 2013, 05:39:27 PM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew sick2: eeek:

My willy is my bestest friend  cloud9:

A dick in the hand etc  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2013, 06:06:27 PM
got to be a grim job clearing up all those detached peni from the bottom of that tank
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2013, 06:09:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2013, 03:05:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 14, 2013, 03:01:52 PM
US billionaire Warren Buffett is to buy food giant Heinz in a deal worth $28bn (£18bn).

That's a fvck of a lot of beans for a buffet.  confused:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 16, 2013, 09:30:34 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Fkt7xbfkc9%2FTense.jpg&hash=18fbb5e1e1aa1553e7d019c54a49d36bed2d25e7) (http://postimage.org/image/kt7xbfkc9/)

Made me laugh. Darwin might have a chuckle over this.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2013, 09:37:13 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 16, 2013, 09:30:34 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Fkt7xbfkc9%2FTense.jpg&hash=18fbb5e1e1aa1553e7d019c54a49d36bed2d25e7) (http://postimage.org/image/kt7xbfkc9/)

Made me laugh. Darwin might have a chuckle over this.

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 16, 2013, 09:39:02 AM
 lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 16, 2013, 06:51:35 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2013, 08:51:24 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 16, 2013, 09:30:34 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Fkt7xbfkc9%2FTense.jpg&hash=18fbb5e1e1aa1553e7d019c54a49d36bed2d25e7) (http://postimage.org/image/kt7xbfkc9/)

Made me laugh. Darwin might have a chuckle over this.
:thumbsup:
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 17, 2013, 09:58:04 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2013, 10:31:06 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 17, 2013, 09:58:04 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967)

 lol: lol: lol:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 17, 2013, 11:41:58 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 17, 2013, 09:58:04 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967)

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2013, 07:54:47 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 17, 2013, 11:41:58 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 17, 2013, 09:58:04 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967)

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Quote
"He's hurt," his lawyer Willie Gary told Associated Press"

That would be good old Wee Willie Gary I suppose?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 09:24:21 AM
Call to ban all lap dancing clubs and sex shops in Nottingham (http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/ban-lap-dancing-clubs-sex-shops-Nottingham/story-18137378-detail/story.html#axzz2LEzhGnFR)

We can expect Nick to be spending more time in here then...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2013, 09:38:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2013, 09:24:21 AM
Call to ban all lap dancing clubs and sex shops in Nottingham (http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/ban-lap-dancing-clubs-sex-shops-Nottingham/story-18137378-detail/story.html#axzz2LEzhGnFR)

We can expect Nick to be spending more time in here then...  lol:

By the standard if his typing I think he gets home visits, so it should not affect him.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2013, 09:52:20 AM
Tax fizzy drinks and ban junk food ads, say doctors

Not content with having TV ads against smoking and booze these b@st@rds now want to tax cola and Big Macs out of business.

Why can't they just get on and cure somebody?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 09:56:45 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 18, 2013, 09:52:20 AM
Tax fizzy drinks and ban junk food ads, say doctors

Not content with having TV ads against smoking and booze these b@st@rds now want to tax cola and Big Macs out of business.

Why can't they just get on and cure somebody?

Indeed, the amount of people that die from them (and booze and fags for that matter) is far fewer than are slaughtered under the 'care' of the NHS...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2013, 12:33:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 18, 2013, 09:52:20 AM
Tax fizzy drinks and ban junk food ads, say doctors

Not content with having TV ads against smoking and booze these b@st@rds now want to tax cola and Big Macs out of business.

Why can't they just get on and cure somebody?
censored: censored: censored: doctors.   They must have shares in that shite aspartame that makes me sick

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 01:17:50 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 18, 2013, 09:52:20 AM
Tax fizzy drinks and ban junk food ads, say doctors

Not content with having TV ads against smoking and booze these b@st@rds now want to tax cola and Big Macs out of business.

Why can't they just get on and cure somebody?

They said on the wireless at lunchtime that 'two tins of fizzy drink are as bad for you as a packet of fags'*  noooo:









* There was probably a 'could be' or 'possibly' in there too... 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2013, 03:12:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2013, 01:17:50 PM

They said on the wireless at lunchtime that 'two tins of fizzy drink are as bad for you as a packet of fags'*  noooo:

 . . .
Well they are if dropped on you from a passing whirlycopper - seemples
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2013, 03:18:25 PM
Quote from: SteveK on February 18, 2013, 03:12:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2013, 01:17:50 PM

They said on the wireless at lunchtime that 'two tins of fizzy drink are as bad for you as a packet of fags'*  noooo:

 . . .
Well they are if dropped on you from a passing whirlycopper - seemples

Much worserer in that case!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 18, 2013, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2013, 09:24:21 AM
Call to ban all lap dancing clubs and sex shops in Nottingham (http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/ban-lap-dancing-clubs-sex-shops-Nottingham/story-18137378-detail/story.html#axzz2LEzhGnFR)

We can expect Nick to be spending more time in here then...  lol:

No more Chippendales etc then, or is that "just a bit of fun"  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2013, 07:25:57 PM
Perhaps I'm being uncharitable here but how feckin stupid would someone have to be to leave a canister of radioactive material in their van parked outside their bloody house overnight?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2280499/Canister-potentially-dangerous-radioactive-material-stolen-van-parked-outside-house.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2280499/Canister-potentially-dangerous-radioactive-material-stolen-van-parked-outside-house.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 19, 2013, 02:22:38 PM
Meanwhile, French fashion house Thierry Mugler has become the latest high-profile sponsor to distance itself from Oscar Pistorius as the Paralympian fights murder charges.
The company will withdraw all products featuring Pistorius, including its ’A*men Pure Shot’ fragrance


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4802187/Oscar-Pistorius-breaks-down-at-bail-hearing.html#ixzz2LM2jVljR (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4802187/Oscar-Pistorius-breaks-down-at-bail-hearing.html#ixzz2LM2jVljR)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on February 21, 2013, 10:05:04 AM
Fantastic!  Shocked:   I am advised to go back to university ... get a loan and never pay it back  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/9884301/Over-60s-are-told-go-back-to-university-and-retrain.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/9884301/Over-60s-are-told-go-back-to-university-and-retrain.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 05:27:08 PM
You can't make this shit up...............Oscars manager is called...............wait for it...........






Ampie Louw.............................
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2013, 05:48:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 05:27:08 PM
You can't make this shit up...............Oscars manager is called...............wait for it...........






Ampie Louw.............................

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2013, 07:00:48 PM
Do you think you can be done for trying to escape and kerb crawling at the same time.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2285241/Disqualified-driver-tried-outrun-police-helicopter-patrol-cars-MOPED-travelling-just-15mph.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2285241/Disqualified-driver-tried-outrun-police-helicopter-patrol-cars-MOPED-travelling-just-15mph.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2013, 04:31:18 PM
501 days stuck in a tiny cramped capsule with your other half, what could possibly go wrong?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2285626/Martian-madness-Tycoon-launches-search-married-couple-send-16-month-mission-Red-Planet-space-craft-size-SUV.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2285626/Martian-madness-Tycoon-launches-search-married-couple-send-16-month-mission-Red-Planet-space-craft-size-SUV.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2013, 12:26:44 AM
Don't know why but for some reason I have an image of Baldy and APC knelt over a drain with straws..  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21614304 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21614304)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2013, 12:30:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2013, 12:26:44 AM
Don't know why but for some reason I have an image of Baldy and APC knelt over a drain with straws..  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21614304 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21614304)

 evil:     

I am not a jock......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 01, 2013, 12:31:12 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2013, 12:30:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2013, 12:26:44 AM
Don't know why but for some reason I have an image of Baldy and APC knelt over a drain with straws..  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21614304 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21614304)

 evil:     

I am not a jock......

Nor am I you fecker!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2013, 10:06:01 AM
But I notice that neither of you denied you would be knelt over a drain with straws though.  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2013, 08:01:23 AM

Cardinal Keith O'Brien, has admitted his sexual conduct has at times "fallen beneath the standards expected of me".



This shit just writes itself............ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 08:03:41 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 04, 2013, 08:01:23 AM

Cardinal Keith O'Brien, has admitted his sexual conduct has at times "fallen beneath the standards expected of me".



This shit just writes itself............ noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2013, 11:20:19 AM
"Brown and yellow ice everywhere" (http://www.newsgrio.com/latest-news/32201-mother-of-two-s-static-caravan-is-smashed-by-shard-of-frozen-human-waste-dropped-by-passenger-jet.html)

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2013, 11:24:55 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2013, 11:20:19 AM
"Brown and yellow ice everywhere" (http://www.newsgrio.com/latest-news/32201-mother-of-two-s-static-caravan-is-smashed-by-shard-of-frozen-human-waste-dropped-by-passenger-jet.html)

 happy001 happy001

She sensibly put the lump of frozen shit in her freezer for safekeeping....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 11:40:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2013, 11:24:55 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2013, 11:20:19 AM
"Brown and yellow ice everywhere" (http://www.newsgrio.com/latest-news/32201-mother-of-two-s-static-caravan-is-smashed-by-shard-of-frozen-human-waste-dropped-by-passenger-jet.html)

 happy001 happy001

She sensibly put the lump of frozen shit in her freezer for safekeeping....  noooo:

Would you eat at her restaurant  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 05, 2013, 12:00:16 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 11:40:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2013, 11:24:55 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2013, 11:20:19 AM
"Brown and yellow ice everywhere" (http://www.newsgrio.com/latest-news/32201-mother-of-two-s-static-caravan-is-smashed-by-shard-of-frozen-human-waste-dropped-by-passenger-jet.html)

 happy001 happy001

She sensibly put the lump of frozen shit in her freezer for safekeeping....  noooo:

Would you eat at her restaurant  noooo:

On a similar note, I give  this story (http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/story/2013-02-11/airplane-ice-crashes-through-roof/#pictures-airplane-ice-crashes-through-roof_159725)

That just happens to be our next door neighbour!     eeek:   scared2: 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 05, 2013, 01:11:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2013, 11:20:19 AM
"Brown and yellow ice everywhere" (http://www.newsgrio.com/latest-news/32201-mother-of-two-s-static-caravan-is-smashed-by-shard-of-frozen-human-waste-dropped-by-passenger-jet.html)

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001  happy001

an extra  happy001 because of what it destroyed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2013, 01:37:23 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 05, 2013, 12:00:16 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 11:40:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2013, 11:24:55 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2013, 11:20:19 AM
"Brown and yellow ice everywhere" (http://www.newsgrio.com/latest-news/32201-mother-of-two-s-static-caravan-is-smashed-by-shard-of-frozen-human-waste-dropped-by-passenger-jet.html)

 happy001 happy001

She sensibly put the lump of frozen shit in her freezer for safekeeping....  noooo:

Would you eat at her restaurant  noooo:

On a similar note, I give  this story (http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/story/2013-02-11/airplane-ice-crashes-through-roof/#pictures-airplane-ice-crashes-through-roof_159725)

That just happens to be our next door neighbour!     eeek:   scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2013, 01:38:01 PM
It is prolly that mong TMR not shutting the bog door properly or something... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2013, 11:13:46 PM
$1500 pizza order and gives a $10 tip. Sounds like a relative of our very own padlock pockets.  whistle:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9913843/Pizza-delivery-boy-gets-10-tip-for-1500-order.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9913843/Pizza-delivery-boy-gets-10-tip-for-1500-order.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 08, 2013, 06:38:23 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-21708466 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-21708466)

Baby born on train....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2013, 09:30:44 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 08, 2013, 06:38:23 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-21708466 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-21708466)

Baby born on train....

In a cake shop?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2013, 09:32:04 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2013, 09:30:44 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 08, 2013, 06:38:23 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-21708466 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-21708466)

Baby born on train....

In a cake shop?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 09:59:02 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2013, 09:30:44 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 08, 2013, 06:38:23 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-21708466 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-21708466)

Baby born on train....

In a cake shop?

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 08, 2013, 07:07:07 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimage.org%2Fpx1o46mxd%2Fcars.jpg&hash=5e4a18ede4e708d935f468752c576f2d91449e8c) (http://postimage.org/image/px1o46mxd/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 08, 2013, 07:22:27 PM
 lol:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 07:37:49 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 08, 2013, 07:07:07 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimage.org%2Fpx1o46mxd%2Fcars.jpg&hash=5e4a18ede4e708d935f468752c576f2d91449e8c) (http://postimage.org/image/px1o46mxd/)

 lol: lol: lol:

Or driving taxis or werking in hairdressers.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2013, 08:05:32 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2290388/Thats-rubbish-disguise-Burglar-caught-using-transparent-bin-cover-face-nightclub-robbery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2290388/Thats-rubbish-disguise-Burglar-caught-using-transparent-bin-cover-face-nightclub-robbery.html)

BM giving tips........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 10:56:41 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2013, 08:05:32 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2290388/Thats-rubbish-disguise-Burglar-caught-using-transparent-bin-cover-face-nightclub-robbery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2290388/Thats-rubbish-disguise-Burglar-caught-using-transparent-bin-cover-face-nightclub-robbery.html)

BM giving tips........ rubschin:

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 10:56:59 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 08, 2013, 07:07:07 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimage.org%2Fpx1o46mxd%2Fcars.jpg&hash=5e4a18ede4e708d935f468752c576f2d91449e8c) (http://postimage.org/image/px1o46mxd/)

 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2013, 12:32:50 PM
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2013, 12:32:50 PM
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on March 09, 2013, 12:40:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2013, 12:32:50 PM
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 09, 2013, 12:40:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2013, 12:32:50 PM
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr. Wise used to draw a circle on the blackboard and you had to put your nose in it.... It was just too high so you had to stand on tippy-toes...

As soon as you got tired and moved he would smash your face into the board!  eeek:

And you tell the kids of today that and they won't believe you....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2013, 12:48:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 09, 2013, 12:40:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2013, 12:32:50 PM
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr. Wise used to draw a circle on the blackboard and you had to put your nose in it.... It was just too high so you had to stand on tippy-toes...

As soon as you got tired and moved he would smash your face into the board!  eeek:

And you tell the kids of today that and they won't believe you....  noooo:
Why didn't you have your fag take the punishment?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:54:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2013, 12:48:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 09, 2013, 12:40:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2013, 12:32:50 PM
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr. Wise used to draw a circle on the blackboard and you had to put your nose in it.... It was just too high so you had to stand on tippy-toes...

As soon as you got tired and moved he would smash your face into the board!  eeek:

And you tell the kids of today that and they won't believe you....  noooo:
Why didn't you have your fag take the punishment?

 lol: lol: lol:

We didn't have fags at Bog Street Comprehensive...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2013, 12:57:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 09, 2013, 12:40:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2013, 12:32:50 PM
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr. Wise used to draw a circle on the blackboard and you had to put your nose in it.... It was just too high so you had to stand on tippy-toes...

As soon as you got tired and moved he would smash your face into the board!  eeek:

And you tell the kids of today that and they won't believe you....  noooo:

That explains a lot......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:57:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2013, 12:57:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 09, 2013, 12:40:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2013, 12:32:50 PM
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr. Wise used to draw a circle on the blackboard and you had to put your nose in it.... It was just too high so you had to stand on tippy-toes...

As soon as you got tired and moved he would smash your face into the board!  eeek:

And you tell the kids of today that and they won't believe you....  noooo:

That explains a lot......

My rugged good looks?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2013, 01:04:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:57:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2013, 12:57:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 09, 2013, 12:40:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2013, 12:32:50 PM
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr. Wise used to draw a circle on the blackboard and you had to put your nose in it.... It was just too high so you had to stand on tippy-toes...

As soon as you got tired and moved he would smash your face into the board!  eeek:

And you tell the kids of today that and they won't believe you....  noooo:

That explains a lot......

My rugged good looks?  lol:

I think he meant the fear of authority, and the brain damage.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2013, 01:35:47 PM
and the fishnet wearing?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 03:04:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2013, 01:04:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:57:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2013, 12:57:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 09, 2013, 12:40:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2013, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2013, 12:32:50 PM
The US state of South Dakota has enacted a law allowing school districts to arm teachers and other school staff.  eeek:


Fvck me! The worse we had to worry about was having a piece of chalk hurled at us.

 lol: lol: lol:

Or a board rubber!

A leather belt or being hung on a coat peg by the blazer collar.. cry:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr. Wise used to draw a circle on the blackboard and you had to put your nose in it.... It was just too high so you had to stand on tippy-toes...

As soon as you got tired and moved he would smash your face into the board!  eeek:

And you tell the kids of today that and they won't believe you....  noooo:

That explains a lot......

My rugged good looks?  lol:

I think he meant the fear of authority, and the brain damage.

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 09, 2013, 03:27:40 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 09, 2013, 01:35:47 PM
and the fishnet wearing?

Are you deaf? He said:

"We didn't have fags at Bog Street comprehensive"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 04:08:07 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 09, 2013, 03:27:40 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 09, 2013, 01:35:47 PM
and the fishnet wearing?

Are you deaf? He said:

"We didn't have fags at Bog Street comprehensive"

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 10, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21732457 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21732457)

Now if it were goats and Cyprus I would understand and it would read local shoe fetishist come goat botherer clears out his 'in box'.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 10, 2013, 05:38:25 PM
Don't you just get fed up of reading the same headlines day in day out  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimage.org%2Fzf2udwfbx%2Fheadline.jpg&hash=4f371f92bcd3e0a0523e8f681d97b73e53cd5dfe) (http://postimage.org/image/zf2udwfbx/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2013, 05:44:32 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 10, 2013, 05:38:25 PM
Don't you just get fed up of reading the same headlines day in day out  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimage.org%2Fzf2udwfbx%2Fheadline.jpg&hash=4f371f92bcd3e0a0523e8f681d97b73e53cd5dfe) (http://postimage.org/image/zf2udwfbx/)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on March 10, 2013, 06:23:02 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 10, 2013, 05:44:32 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 10, 2013, 05:38:25 PM
Don't you just get fed up of reading the same headlines day in day out  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimage.org%2Fzf2udwfbx%2Fheadline.jpg&hash=4f371f92bcd3e0a0523e8f681d97b73e53cd5dfe) (http://postimage.org/image/zf2udwfbx/)
happy001

 happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 08:07:13 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 10, 2013, 05:38:25 PM
Don't you just get fed up of reading the same headlines day in day out  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimage.org%2Fzf2udwfbx%2Fheadline.jpg&hash=4f371f92bcd3e0a0523e8f681d97b73e53cd5dfe) (http://postimage.org/image/zf2udwfbx/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 08:08:13 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 10, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21732457 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21732457)

Now if it were goats and Cyprus I would understand and it would read local shoe fetishist come goat botherer clears out his 'in box'.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 10:46:03 AM
School Offers Counselling for Students Troubled by Pastry-Gun Incident (http://www.loweringthebar.net/2013/03/update-ii-school-offers-counseling-for-students-troubled-by-pastry-gun-incident.html)

Quote
Seven-year-old Josh Welch has been suspended for two days after he allegedly fashioned his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun.

I... I just....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 01:12:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 11, 2013, 10:46:03 AM
School Offers Counselling for Students Troubled by Pastry-Gun Incident (http://www.loweringthebar.net/2013/03/update-ii-school-offers-counseling-for-students-troubled-by-pastry-gun-incident.html)

Quote
Seven-year-old Josh Welch has been suspended for two days after he allegedly fashioned his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun.

I... I just....  noooo:

Only in the land of the free . . . .    :-/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 01:43:37 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 01:12:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 11, 2013, 10:46:03 AM
School Offers Counselling for Students Troubled by Pastry-Gun Incident (http://www.loweringthebar.net/2013/03/update-ii-school-offers-counseling-for-students-troubled-by-pastry-gun-incident.html)

Quote
Seven-year-old Josh Welch has been suspended for two days after he allegedly fashioned his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun.

I... I just....  noooo:

Only in the land of the free . . . .    :-/

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2013, 02:07:58 PM
The Boy would be dead by now if this idiocy happened here  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 04:01:50 PM
Oscar Pistorius' friends say he's a 'broken man'............... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 11, 2013, 04:02:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 04:01:50 PM
Oscar Pistorius' friends say he's a 'broken man'............... rubschin:

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 04:11:41 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 04:01:50 PM
Oscar Pistorius' friends say he's a 'broken man'............... rubschin:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2013, 04:33:35 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9927390/Chris-Huhnes-lover-gets-parking-fine-on-prison-visit.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9927390/Chris-Huhnes-lover-gets-parking-fine-on-prison-visit.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 14, 2013, 06:19:49 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-20890068 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-20890068)

I have already put a quote in.  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2013, 07:45:10 AM
Quote from: Baldy on March 14, 2013, 04:33:35 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9927390/Chris-Huhnes-lover-gets-parking-fine-on-prison-visit.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9927390/Chris-Huhnes-lover-gets-parking-fine-on-prison-visit.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2013, 07:46:27 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 14, 2013, 06:19:49 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-20890068 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-20890068)

I have already put a quote in.  ;D

You'll need a lot of Tarmac for that like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 14, 2013, 08:42:06 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2013, 09:03:02 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 14, 2013, 08:42:06 AM
evil:

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 14, 2013, 08:06:39 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 15, 2013, 12:31:11 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fcv34ia9hr%2Fticket.jpg&hash=05193017cac0e45529e213ba5f44425ce132f9a3) (http://postimage.org/image/cv34ia9hr/)

Most excellent still giggling over this one. lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2013, 12:39:29 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 15, 2013, 12:31:11 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fcv34ia9hr%2Fticket.jpg&hash=05193017cac0e45529e213ba5f44425ce132f9a3) (http://postimage.org/image/cv34ia9hr/)

Most excellent still giggling over this one. lol: lol:

 ;D ;D :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2013, 01:03:22 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 15, 2013, 12:31:11 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fcv34ia9hr%2Fticket.jpg&hash=05193017cac0e45529e213ba5f44425ce132f9a3) (http://postimage.org/image/cv34ia9hr/)

Most excellent still giggling over this one. lol: lol:

Not only an AFFS but sadly untrue....  (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp)  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on March 15, 2013, 03:41:16 PM
Specially for Nick................

Scroll down and its like a where's Wally pic only where's Nick like.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2293747/Anthea-Pokroy-photographs-hundreds-flame-haired-subjects-project-celebrating-redheads-romantic-colouring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2293747/Anthea-Pokroy-photographs-hundreds-flame-haired-subjects-project-celebrating-redheads-romantic-colouring.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2013, 03:41:52 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2013, 03:46:36 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 15, 2013, 03:41:16 PM
Specially for Nick................

Scroll down and its like a where's Wally pic only where's Nick like.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2293747/Anthea-Pokroy-photographs-hundreds-flame-haired-subjects-project-celebrating-redheads-romantic-colouring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2293747/Anthea-Pokroy-photographs-hundreds-flame-haired-subjects-project-celebrating-redheads-romantic-colouring.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on March 15, 2013, 03:53:01 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 15, 2013, 03:41:16 PM
Specially for Nick................

Scroll down and its like a where's Wally pic only where's Nick like.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2293747/Anthea-Pokroy-photographs-hundreds-flame-haired-subjects-project-celebrating-redheads-romantic-colouring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2293747/Anthea-Pokroy-photographs-hundreds-flame-haired-subjects-project-celebrating-redheads-romantic-colouring.html)


 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2013, 03:59:02 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on March 15, 2013, 05:22:07 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2013, 05:24:37 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 15, 2013, 05:22:07 PM
happy100

Don't encourage him...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2013, 05:30:49 PM
Tipsy left some fluffy socks here. They are huge, so Boogs will be fine  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on March 15, 2013, 06:50:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 05:30:49 PM
Tipsy left some fluffy socks here. They are huge, so Boogs will be fine  :thumbsup:

Huge ones are no good to me I have delicate feet... noooo:
They must be girly pink.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2013, 06:56:45 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 15, 2013, 06:50:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 05:30:49 PM
Tipsy left some fluffy socks here. They are huge, so Boogs will be fine  :thumbsup:

Huge ones are no good to me I have delicate feet... noooo:
They must be girly pink.... Thumbs:

Don't mention feet BM will do all funny............ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2013, 07:00:06 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 15, 2013, 06:50:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 05:30:49 PM
Tipsy left some fluffy socks here. They are huge, so Boogs will be fine  :thumbsup:

Huge ones are no good to me I have delicate feet... noooo:
They must be girly pink.... Thumbs:

They are pink  inane: Thumbs: :thumbsup:

I shall boil them down to the right size instantly  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2013, 07:05:44 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 07:00:06 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 15, 2013, 06:50:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 05:30:49 PM
Tipsy left some fluffy socks here. They are huge, so Boogs will be fine  :thumbsup:

Huge ones are no good to me I have delicate feet... noooo:
They must be girly pink.... Thumbs:

They are pink  inane: Thumbs: :thumbsup:

I shall boil them down to the right size instantly  cloud9:

You have hot water.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2013, 07:24:26 PM
You blew my seduction cover you bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2013, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 15, 2013, 06:56:45 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 15, 2013, 06:50:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 05:30:49 PM
Tipsy left some fluffy socks here. They are huge, so Boogs will be fine  :thumbsup:

Huge ones are no good to me I have delicate feet... noooo:
They must be girly pink.... Thumbs:

Don't mention feet BM will do all funny............ noooo:

 eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on March 15, 2013, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 15, 2013, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 15, 2013, 06:56:45 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 15, 2013, 06:50:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 05:30:49 PM
Tipsy left some fluffy socks here. They are huge, so Boogs will be fine  :thumbsup:

Huge ones are no good to me I have delicate feet... noooo:
They must be girly pink.... Thumbs:

Don't mention feet BM will do all funny............ noooo:

 eyes:


ah yes, BM's heels and feet fetish..............


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Fxu2x5xbld%2Falg_resize_funky_feet_jpg.jpg&hash=f78e2352b041ac3b825f5aad9624474cd87a11c5) (http://postimage.org/image/xu2x5xbld/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 06:03:09 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 15, 2013, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 15, 2013, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 15, 2013, 06:56:45 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 15, 2013, 06:50:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 05:30:49 PM
Tipsy left some fluffy socks here. They are huge, so Boogs will be fine  :thumbsup:

Huge ones are no good to me I have delicate feet... noooo:
They must be girly pink.... Thumbs:

Don't mention feet BM will do all funny............ noooo:

 eyes:


ah yes, BM's heels and feet fetish..............


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Fxu2x5xbld%2Falg_resize_funky_feet_jpg.jpg&hash=f78e2352b041ac3b825f5aad9624474cd87a11c5) (http://postimage.org/image/xu2x5xbld/)

 sick2:

I'm cured!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on March 16, 2013, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 07:24:26 PM
You blew my seduction cover you bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Was that it....   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:13:42 AM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 07:24:26 PM
You blew my seduction cover you bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Was that it....   whistle:

Yep.

Spot the single man.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on March 16, 2013, 10:45:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:13:42 AM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 07:24:26 PM
You blew my seduction cover you bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Was that it....   whistle:

Yep.

Spot the single man.  noooo:

Got a lot to learn hasn't he... eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 10:48:12 AM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 10:45:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:13:42 AM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 07:24:26 PM
You blew my seduction cover you bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Was that it....   whistle:

Yep.

Spot the single man.  noooo:

Got a lot to learn hasn't he... eyes:

At his age he doesn't have the time to feck about with Chocs, Booze, Flowers and Sweet Werds.
"Get yer coat gerl ~ you've pulled" is about it really.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 10:48:12 AM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 10:45:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:13:42 AM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 07:24:26 PM
You blew my seduction cover you bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Was that it....   whistle:

Yep.

Spot the single man.  noooo:

Got a lot to learn hasn't he... eyes:

At his age he doesn't have the time to feck about with Chocs, Booze, Flowers and Sweet Werds.
"Get yer coat gerl ~ you've pulled" is about it really.

"You could make a happy man feel very old"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 10:56:15 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 10:48:12 AM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 10:45:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:13:42 AM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 07:24:26 PM
You blew my seduction cover you bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Was that it....   whistle:

Yep.

Spot the single man.  noooo:

Got a lot to learn hasn't he... eyes:

At his age he doesn't have the time to feck about with Chocs, Booze, Flowers and Sweet Werds.
"Get yer coat gerl ~ you've pulled" is about it really.

"You could make a happy man feel very old"

Happy?


 rubschin: Rings a bell ...... Hang on, don't tell me, I'll remember it soon.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:59:02 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 10:56:15 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 10:48:12 AM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 10:45:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:13:42 AM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 07:24:26 PM
You blew my seduction cover you bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Was that it....   whistle:

Yep.

Spot the single man.  noooo:

Got a lot to learn hasn't he... eyes:

At his age he doesn't have the time to feck about with Chocs, Booze, Flowers and Sweet Werds.
"Get yer coat gerl ~ you've pulled" is about it really.

"You could make a happy man feel very old"

Happy?


 rubschin: Rings a bell ...... Hang on, don't tell me, I'll remember it soon.

Stop holding your breath.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 11:05:41 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:59:02 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 10:56:15 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 10:48:12 AM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 10:45:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:13:42 AM
Quote from: boogs on March 16, 2013, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 15, 2013, 07:24:26 PM
You blew my seduction cover you bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Was that it....   whistle:

Yep.

Spot the single man.  noooo:

Got a lot to learn hasn't he... eyes:

At his age he doesn't have the time to feck about with Chocs, Booze, Flowers and Sweet Werds.
"Get yer coat gerl ~ you've pulled" is about it really.

"You could make a happy man feel very old"

Happy?


 rubschin: Rings a bell ...... Hang on, don't tell me, I'll remember it soon.

Stop holding your breath.  noooo:

No ..... it's come back to me ..... October 14th 1968 ......... The day before my first marriage.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 11:54:13 AM
Eurozone and IMF agree 10bn-euro Cyprus bailout deal (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21797888)

Just taken a 6% haircut on all the munny in the bank!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 12:12:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 11:54:13 AM
Eurozone and IMF agree 10bn-euro Cyprus bailout deal (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21797888)

Just taken a 6% haircut on all the munny in the bank!  cussing:

They were saying between 6 & 10%.  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 12:14:53 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 12:12:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 11:54:13 AM
Eurozone and IMF agree 10bn-euro Cyprus bailout deal (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21797888)

Just taken a 6% haircut on all the munny in the bank!  cussing:

They were saying between 6 & 10%.  eeek:

10% if you have over €100,000 - counts me out!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 12:17:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 12:14:53 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 12:12:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 11:54:13 AM
Eurozone and IMF agree 10bn-euro Cyprus bailout deal (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21797888)

Just taken a 6% haircut on all the munny in the bank!  cussing:

They were saying between 6 & 10%.  eeek:

10% if you have over €100,000 - counts me out!  lol:

Same here.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2013, 12:29:41 PM
Well lets see 6% of fuck all............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 12:48:16 PM
Well, I haven't got a lot in the bank luckily - but they've just stolen 6% of it and I will never forgive them for it or trust them with my cash again...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2013, 12:55:09 PM
How much munny was moved out of Cyprus banks last week?

Just on lucky guesses of course
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2013, 12:56:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 12:48:16 PM
Well, I haven't got a lot in the bank luckily - but they've just stolen 6% of it and I will never forgive them for it or trust them with my cash again...  noooo:

The ex-pats forums are in meltdown.........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 12:56:55 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 12:55:09 PM
How much munny was moved out of Cyprus banks last week?

Just on lucky guesses of course

Yes, I can imagine that those involved in the bailout negotiations spent a short while Internet banking before the deal was done....  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 12:59:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 12:48:16 PM
Well, I haven't got a lot in the bank luckily - but they've just stolen 6% of it and I will never forgive them for it or trust them with my cash again...  noooo:

Told you before ~ The only safe bank:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.fineartamerica.com%2Fimages-medium-large-5%2Floose-floorboard-yali-shi.jpg&hash=def772100ae9869c35c1104b90f93ab18490ea73)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:16:05 PM
Internet banking suspended...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2013, 01:21:14 PM
Stable doors and horses?   

So why did Cyprus lend so much money to Greece's bottomless pit.  Not that old Enosis mentality again?

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 01:21:14 PM
Stable doors and horses?   

So why did Cyprus lend so much money to Greece's bottomless pit.  Not that old Enosis mentality again?

Oh yes...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 01:28:09 PM
Time to tune up yer Ukelele BM ....... Busking may be a necessity.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:31:00 PM
CO-OPs close early as depositors attempt withdrawls (http://famagusta-gazette.com/coops-close-early-as-depositors-attempt-withdrawls-p18543-69.htm)

Quote
FAMAGUSTA GAZETTE
• Saturday, 16 March, 2013
CO-OP BANKS have shut their doors after a rush of depositors anxious to protect their savings following a bailout agreement with international creditors that includes a levy on all the country's bank deposits.

Unlike commercial banks which remain closed on weekends, cooperative banks customarily open for business on Saturday.

Word that the €10 billion rescue package Cyprus agreed with its euro area partners and the International Monetary Fund included a one-off levy on deposits sent many customers scurrying to branches across the island.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:31:40 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 01:28:09 PM
Time to tune up yer Ukelele BM ....... Busking may be a necessity.

I could team up with Mozo!  goodjob:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2013, 01:35:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:31:00 PM
CO-OPs close early as depositors attempt withdrawls (http://famagusta-gazette.com/coops-close-early-as-depositors-attempt-withdrawls-p18543-69.htm)

Quote
FAMAGUSTA GAZETTE
• Saturday, 16 March, 2013
CO-OP BANKS have shut their doors after a rush of depositors anxious to protect their savings following a bailout agreement with international creditors that includes a levy on all the country's bank deposits.

Unlike commercial banks which remain closed on weekends, cooperative banks customarily open for business on Saturday.

Word that the €10 billion rescue package Cyprus agreed with its euro area partners and the International Monetary Fund included a one-off levy on deposits sent many customers scurrying to branches across the island.

The one in Paphos (kissonager?) did not open .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2013, 01:36:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:31:40 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 01:28:09 PM
Time to tune up yer Ukelele BM ....... Busking may be a necessity.

I could team up with Mozo!  goodjob:
He's a bit too brown bread  cry:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 01:37:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:31:40 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 01:28:09 PM
Time to tune up yer Ukelele BM ....... Busking may be a necessity.

I could team up with Mozo!  goodjob:

And he's dead .......  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2013, 01:39:54 PM
wot twice?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:41:45 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 01:36:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:31:40 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 01:28:09 PM
Time to tune up yer Ukelele BM ....... Busking may be a necessity.

I could team up with Mozo!  goodjob:
He's a bit too brown bread  cry:

Yes, I realised that!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 02:26:31 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 12:59:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 12:48:16 PM
Well, I haven't got a lot in the bank luckily - but they've just stolen 6% of it and I will never forgive them for it or trust them with my cash again...  noooo:

Told you before ~ The only safe bank:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.fineartamerica.com%2Fimages-medium-large-5%2Floose-floorboard-yali-shi.jpg&hash=def772100ae9869c35c1104b90f93ab18490ea73)

Not the only safe investment.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.staticflickr.com%2F4048%2F4184160822_c23203362a.jpg&hash=2ae362abbf4af7fda47ccc384c9bd0e3a12adf2a)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2013, 02:30:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:41:45 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 01:36:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:31:40 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 01:28:09 PM
Time to tune up yer Ukelele BM ....... Busking may be a necessity.

I could team up with Mozo!  goodjob:
He's a bit too brown bread  cry:

Yes, I realised that!  lol:

When he was even more out of tune than you were?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 03:29:28 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 02:26:31 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 12:59:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 12:48:16 PM
Well, I haven't got a lot in the bank luckily - but they've just stolen 6% of it and I will never forgive them for it or trust them with my cash again...  noooo:

Told you before ~ The only safe bank:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.fineartamerica.com%2Fimages-medium-large-5%2Floose-floorboard-yali-shi.jpg&hash=def772100ae9869c35c1104b90f93ab18490ea73)

Not the only safe investment.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.staticflickr.com%2F4048%2F4184160822_c23203362a.jpg&hash=2ae362abbf4af7fda47ccc384c9bd0e3a12adf2a)

Luckily I invested almost everything I had in Turnip Futures last week eh Mr. Darwin sir?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2013, 03:33:42 PM
Lend us a parsnip  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 03:38:49 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 03:33:42 PM
Lend us a parsnip  sad24:

I can borrow you a Turnip Future!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 05:02:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 03:29:28 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 02:26:31 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 16, 2013, 12:59:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 12:48:16 PM
Well, I haven't got a lot in the bank luckily - but they've just stolen 6% of it and I will never forgive them for it or trust them with my cash again...  noooo:

Told you before ~ The only safe bank:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.fineartamerica.com%2Fimages-medium-large-5%2Floose-floorboard-yali-shi.jpg&hash=def772100ae9869c35c1104b90f93ab18490ea73)

Not the only safe investment.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.staticflickr.com%2F4048%2F4184160822_c23203362a.jpg&hash=2ae362abbf4af7fda47ccc384c9bd0e3a12adf2a)

Luckily I invested almost everything I had in Turnip Futures last week eh Mr. Darwin sir?  Thumbs:

Quite so.  :thumbsup:

 The wisest and most profitable thing you did since starting MeMi.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2013, 05:07:34 PM
All the cash points empty .......... eeek:      I tried to get money said it paid me .....no cash..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2013, 05:09:04 PM
Is that why you sent Foggy out collecting for "charity"?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 06:05:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 16, 2013, 05:07:34 PM
All the cash points empty .......... eeek:      I tried to get money said it paid me .....no cash..

We're fucked!  scared2:

My Cypriot mate has recently cleared a whole load of his land to install a solar farm (I tried to talk him into Turnips but he refused)...

He went to the bank manager on Friday who promised him there would be no haircut - consequently, the whole value of the solar farm was in the bank and trimmed by 10% this morning - he is livid!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2013, 06:10:52 PM
 eeek:

Does the revoluton start here?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 06:15:20 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 06:10:52 PM
eeek:

Does the revoluton start here?

Oh I do hope so!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2013, 06:29:26 PM
Are they giving overdrafts and mortgages a haircut too?

[/asking questions with bleeding obvious answers mode]
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 06:33:12 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 06:29:26 PM
Are they giving overdrafts and mortgages a haircut too?

[/asking questions with bleeding obvious answers mode]

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:24:43 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 06:29:26 PM
Are they giving overdrafts and mortgages a haircut too?

[/asking questions with bleeding obvious answers mode]

According to one website you get equity in the bank that has stolen your munny to get them out of the shit they caused.....so look on the bright side BM, you now own four fifths of fuckall for your investment.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:27:08 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:24:43 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 06:29:26 PM
Are they giving overdrafts and mortgages a haircut too?

[/asking questions with bleeding obvious answers mode]

According to one website you get equity in the bank that has stolen your munny to get them out of the shit they caused.....so look on the bright side BM, you now own four fifths of fuckall for your investment.  Thumbs:

I know...


If we ever run out of toilet paper I'll have something to wipe my big, fat, hairy arse on.....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:41:50 PM
Congratulations. Thumbs:

Apey did speak to me regarding a bloke we both know and dislike, who had the dough in his account to buy a house. It got put off til next week, so he is phuqued.  happy001 happy001. 9.9% down the swanny.   noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:41:50 PM
Congratulations. Thumbs:

Apey did speak to me regarding a bloke we both know and dislike, who had the dough in his account to buy a house. It got put off til next week, so he is phuqued.  happy001 happy001. 9.9% down the swanny.   noooo: noooo:

I know of somebody else that just managed to sell theirs... took a haircut and got €75K for it...

So all the munny they had in the werld was in their bank account on Friday - less 9.9% now - they are devastated....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 16, 2013, 07:48:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:27:08 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:24:43 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 06:29:26 PM
Are they giving overdrafts and mortgages a haircut too?

[/asking questions with bleeding obvious answers mode]

According to one website you get equity in the bank that has stolen your munny to get them out of the shit they caused.....so look on the bright side BM, you now own four fifths of fuckall for your investment.  Thumbs:

I know...


If we ever run out of toilet paper I'll have something to wipe my big, fat, hairy arse on.....  Thumbs:

Your Ipad  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:50:29 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 16, 2013, 07:48:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:27:08 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:24:43 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 06:29:26 PM
Are they giving overdrafts and mortgages a haircut too?

[/asking questions with bleeding obvious answers mode]

According to one website you get equity in the bank that has stolen your munny to get them out of the shit they caused.....so look on the bright side BM, you now own four fifths of fuckall for your investment.  Thumbs:

I know...


If we ever run out of toilet paper I'll have something to wipe my big, fat, hairy arse on.....  Thumbs:

Your Android tablet  rubschin:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:55:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:41:50 PM
Congratulations. Thumbs:

Apey did speak to me regarding a bloke we both know and dislike, who had the dough in his account to buy a house. It got put off til next week, so he is phuqued.  happy001 happy001. 9.9% down the swanny.   noooo: noooo:

I know of somebody else that just managed to sell theirs... took a haircut and got €75K for it...

So all the munny they had in the werld was in their bank account on Friday - less 9.9% now - they are devastated....  noooo:

A mate of mine was in horsepickle until this morning. The surgeon had 120k to pay for his daughter's house when she gets married next year.

He has lost about 8k overnight.  eeek: He is going to the bank tomorrow "with a gun"  eeek:

There will be a mahoooooosive run on the banks on Tuesday......then they will have to take another dip to keep themselves afloat.

This could be the end of The Smug Club for those with munny.  scared2:

Me & Foggy are fine though
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:57:55 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:55:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:41:50 PM
Congratulations. Thumbs:

Apey did speak to me regarding a bloke we both know and dislike, who had the dough in his account to buy a house. It got put off til next week, so he is phuqued.  happy001 happy001. 9.9% down the swanny.   noooo: noooo:

I know of somebody else that just managed to sell theirs... took a haircut and got €75K for it...

So all the munny they had in the werld was in their bank account on Friday - less 9.9% now - they are devastated....  noooo:

A mate of mine was in horsepickle until this morning. The surgeon had 120k to pay for his daughter's house when she gets married next year.

He has lost about 8k overnight.  eeek: He is going to the bank tomorrow "with a gun"  eeek:

There will be a mahoooooosive run on the banks on Tuesday......then they will have to take another dip to keep themselves afloat.

This could be the end of The Smug Club for those with munny.  scared2:

Me & Foggy are fine though

It is unprecedented and will end in tears for sure....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 08:03:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:57:55 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:55:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:41:50 PM
Congratulations. Thumbs:

Apey did speak to me regarding a bloke we both know and dislike, who had the dough in his account to buy a house. It got put off til next week, so he is phuqued.  happy001 happy001. 9.9% down the swanny.   noooo: noooo:

I know of somebody else that just managed to sell theirs... took a haircut and got €75K for it...

So all the munny they had in the werld was in their bank account on Friday - less 9.9% now - they are devastated....  noooo:

A mate of mine was in horsepickle until this morning. The surgeon had 120k to pay for his daughter's house when she gets married next year.

He has lost about 8k overnight.  eeek: He is going to the bank tomorrow "with a gun"  eeek:

There will be a mahoooooosive run on the banks on Tuesday......then they will have to take another dip to keep themselves afloat.

This could be the end of The Smug Club for those with munny.  scared2:

Me & Foggy are fine though

It is unprecedented and will end in tears for sure....  noooo:

Not sure if it is properly legal......the Cypriot Guv are supposed to honour 100k??????

Ok to take some of the money laundering cash, but just to take a wad from savers will only make punters want to get their munny out fast.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2013, 04:44:09 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:41:50 PM
Congratulations. Thumbs:

Apey did speak to me regarding a bloke we both know and dislike, who had the dough in his account to buy a house. It got put off til next week, so he is phuqued.  happy001 happy001. 9.9% down the swanny.   noooo: noooo:

He is in the Sunday Times about it...... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2013, 04:50:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2013, 04:44:09 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:41:50 PM
Congratulations. Thumbs:

Apey did speak to me regarding a bloke we both know and dislike, who had the dough in his account to buy a house. It got put off til next week, so he is phuqued.  happy001 happy001. 9.9% down the swanny.   noooo: noooo:

He is in the Sunday Times about it...... eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2013, 04:57:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2013, 04:44:09 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:41:50 PM
Congratulations. Thumbs:

Apey did speak to me regarding a bloke we both know and dislike, who had the dough in his account to buy a house. It got put off til next week, so he is phuqued.  happy001 happy001. 9.9% down the swanny.   noooo: noooo:

He is in the Sunday Times about it...... eeek:

Fame for all the wrong reasons.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 18, 2013, 07:04:12 AM
Good to see Daybreak TV covering the Cypriot situation and taking it seriously. They even had two experts in the studio to discuss the intricaciies of the matter. Here's one of them on the right

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2F90oep8ko7%2Fstavros_flatley.jpg&hash=01c524c11ade6b70bff8ee55e6c58e7f4ac13034) (http://postimage.org/image/90oep8ko7/)

FFS Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2013, 07:05:12 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 18, 2013, 07:04:12 AM
Good to see Daybreak TV covering the Cypriot situation and taking it seriously. They even had two experts in the studio to discuss the intricaciies of the matter. Here's one of them on the right

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2F90oep8ko7%2Fstavros_flatley.jpg&hash=01c524c11ade6b70bff8ee55e6c58e7f4ac13034) (http://postimage.org/image/90oep8ko7/)

FFS Banghead

Good grief... doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2013, 07:31:24 AM
Point proven though....they have even had the shirts off their backs taken  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 18, 2013, 07:44:20 AM
 drumroll:

Second smile of the morning that was (the first one was when Tipsy was leaning over the settee looking for her missing gear)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2013, 08:00:51 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 18, 2013, 07:44:20 AM
drumroll:

Second smile of the morning that was (the first one was when Tipsy was leaning over the settee looking for her missing gear)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2013, 08:57:00 AM
 surrender: surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2013, 08:58:37 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 18, 2013, 08:57:00 AM
surrender: surrender:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2013, 09:23:50 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 18, 2013, 07:04:12 AM
Good to see Daybreak TV covering the Cypriot situation and taking it seriously. They even had two experts in the studio to discuss the intricaciies of the matter. Here's one of them on the right

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2F90oep8ko7%2Fstavros_flatley.jpg&hash=01c524c11ade6b70bff8ee55e6c58e7f4ac13034) (http://postimage.org/image/90oep8ko7/)

FFS Banghead

Who is the little chap with Baldy?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2013, 09:32:27 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2013, 09:23:50 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 18, 2013, 07:04:12 AM
Good to see Daybreak TV covering the Cypriot situation and taking it seriously. They even had two experts in the studio to discuss the intricaciies of the matter. Here's one of them on the right

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2F90oep8ko7%2Fstavros_flatley.jpg&hash=01c524c11ade6b70bff8ee55e6c58e7f4ac13034) (http://postimage.org/image/90oep8ko7/)

FFS Banghead

Who is the little chap with Baldy?

*Sounds Predictable Response Horn*  horn:

TMR....?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2013, 01:17:24 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 18, 2013, 06:33:29 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 18, 2013, 07:44:20 AM
drumroll:

Second smile of the morning that was (the first one was when Tipsy was leaning over the settee looking for her missing gear)

Honestly!  I thought you were ill!   lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2013, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 18, 2013, 06:33:29 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 18, 2013, 07:44:20 AM
drumroll:

Second smile of the morning that was (the first one was when Tipsy was leaning over the settee looking for her missing gear)

Honestly!  I thought you were ill!   lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 02:32:18 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/vp-biden-dignity-trumps-ring-kissing-etiquette-233606102.html (http://news.yahoo.com/vp-biden-dignity-trumps-ring-kissing-etiquette-233606102.html)

If you know what I mean.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 09:30:12 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2299912/We-didnt-iPad-Nostalgic-song-featuring-simple-pleasures-1980s-millions-online-views.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2299912/We-didnt-iPad-Nostalgic-song-featuring-simple-pleasures-1980s-millions-online-views.html)

We had it first....... cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 27, 2013, 10:41:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 09:30:12 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2299912/We-didnt-iPad-Nostalgic-song-featuring-simple-pleasures-1980s-millions-online-views.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2299912/We-didnt-iPad-Nostalgic-song-featuring-simple-pleasures-1980s-millions-online-views.html)

We had it first....... cussing:

You should leave a comment on their page....Affs!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 10:42:20 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 27, 2013, 10:41:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 09:30:12 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2299912/We-didnt-iPad-Nostalgic-song-featuring-simple-pleasures-1980s-millions-online-views.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2299912/We-didnt-iPad-Nostalgic-song-featuring-simple-pleasures-1980s-millions-online-views.html)

We had it first....... cussing:

You should leave a comment on their page....Affs!  lol:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 10:56:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2300032/Mothers-shock-baby-born-weighing-15lb-7oz.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2300032/Mothers-shock-baby-born-weighing-15lb-7oz.html)

Anyone thinking the same as me....... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 27, 2013, 11:12:29 PM
Chubby Brown... "Dr put 16 stitches in it, you can tell how big it was, you only get 32 in a tater sack"  lol:  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2013, 05:55:39 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 27, 2013, 11:12:29 PM
Chubby Brown... "Dr put 16 stitches in it, you can tell how big it was, you only get 32 in a tater sack"  lol:  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2013, 05:58:10 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 27, 2013, 11:12:29 PM
Chubby Brown... "Dr put 16 stitches in it, you can tell how big it was, you only get 32 in a tater sack"  lol:  redface:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2013, 01:47:01 PM
Their next kid will have to brace themselves or end up bungee jumping.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2013, 06:53:18 AM
Canvey Island school bans triangle shaped flapjacks (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218)

Make it up you could not...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 31, 2013, 06:55:03 AM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2013, 07:00:42 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 31, 2013, 06:55:03 AM
Banghead

Careful!  eeek:

They'll be banning brick walls next...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 31, 2013, 07:02:16 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 04, 2013, 11:55:14 AM
So it really was "Dick the Bad" ~ Whodda thunk it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21063882 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21063882)

It seems his descendants  have got the hump  (http://news.sky.com/story/1071606/richard-iii-legal-row-over-leicester-burial)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2013, 07:05:53 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 31, 2013, 07:02:16 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 04, 2013, 11:55:14 AM
So it really was "Dick the Bad" ~ Whodda thunk it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21063882 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21063882)

It seems his descendants  have got the hump  (http://news.sky.com/story/1071606/richard-iii-legal-row-over-leicester-burial)

Good grief...  noooo:

Oh, and  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2013, 01:44:07 PM
BBC News: "In his first sermon as Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby warned against the "hero leader culture" or putting our trust in one person as this can lead to false hope."
 
He said, stood next to a giant statue of the ever-living, miracle-working, son of God who died for all our sins.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2013, 02:12:32 PM
happy001

That's the Archbishop of Feckwit that is so concerned about the poor he just has to take that massive salary, that palace as a residence, the chauffeur driven car, the final salary pension . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2013, 02:14:22 PM
Quote from: Steve as directed by CWMBO on March 31, 2013, 02:12:32 PM
happy001

That's the Archbishop of Feckwit that is so concerned about the poor he just has to take that massive salary, that palace as a residence, the chauffeur driven car, the final salary pension . . . .

It for the kids...........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 31, 2013, 03:26:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2013, 02:14:22 PM
Quote from: Steve as directed by CWMBO on March 31, 2013, 02:12:32 PM
happy001

That's the Archbishop of Feckwit that is so concerned about the poor he just has to take that massive salary, that palace as a residence, the chauffeur driven car, the final salary pension . . . .

It for the kids...........

. . . don't tell me he's at it too!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 31, 2013, 04:14:24 PM
Came across this in my meanderings:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/newspaper-and-magazine-layout-disasters (http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/newspaper-and-magazine-layout-disasters)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 31, 2013, 04:32:34 PM
Not really  headlines (http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-are-having-a-worse-day-than-you) but bloody funny all the same!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2013, 07:10:54 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 31, 2013, 04:32:34 PM
Not really  headlines (http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-are-having-a-worse-day-than-you) but bloody funny all the same!

 lol: lol: lol:

PS to others:  give them a while to load
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2013, 09:04:17 PM
What happened to the days where if you tripped on a step you felt like a tosser then got on with what you were doing?  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-21987343 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-21987343)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2013, 09:06:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2013, 09:04:17 PM
What happened to the days where if you tripped on a step you felt like a tosser then got on with what you were doing?  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-21987343 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-21987343)

Zactly .......... cussing:   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2013, 09:12:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2013, 09:04:17 PM
What happened to the days where if you tripped on a step you felt like a tosser then got on with what you were doing?  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-21987343 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-21987343)
Have to say the garage owner is a complete prat, why would you put an idiot kerb like that if you didn't want people to trip up on it

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F66688000%2Fjpg%2F_66688381_steve.jpg&hash=422e68c7906e391d7f8b41f06a5546bd99287598)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 31, 2013, 09:21:43 PM
Why a prat? Nothing wrong with the kerbs, it was bordering the jet-wash and you'd find that feature in 95% of car wash/jet wash areas
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2013, 09:28:38 PM
Well there's going to be a lot of broken legs then

Grey on grey.  It's so obvious isn't it.  Spose he was allergic to yellow paint, bit stupid being pictured with the evidence
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Snoopy on April 01, 2013, 07:07:27 AM
Quote
Six injured as bus hits phone box


Published on Monday 1 April 2013 02:01

Six people were taken to hospital yesterday after a bus crashed into a telephone box.

The collision, in the Calderwood area of East Kilbride, South Lanarkshire, happened at about 1:30pm.

 rubschin: A meeting of the local Temperance League?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2013, 03:22:27 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 01, 2013, 07:07:27 AM
Quote
Six injured as bus hits phone box


Published on Monday 1 April 2013 02:01

Six people were taken to hospital yesterday after a bus crashed into a telephone box.

The collision, in the Calderwood area of East Kilbride, South Lanarkshire, happened at about 1:30pm.

 rubschin: A meeting of the local Temperance League?

More like a paki call centre.......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2013, 03:39:00 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 01, 2013, 03:22:27 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 01, 2013, 07:07:27 AM
Quote
Six injured as bus hits phone box


Published on Monday 1 April 2013 02:01

Six people were taken to hospital yesterday after a bus crashed into a telephone box.

The collision, in the Calderwood area of East Kilbride, South Lanarkshire, happened at about 1:30pm.

 rubschin: A meeting of the local Temperance League?

More like a paki call centre.......

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2013, 11:17:42 AM
I have to admit I'd have loved to have seen the planning for this  noooo:

"Alright lads I've got a great idea"
"What is it boss?"
"We are going to blow up a cash point and nick the cash"
"Sounds good but we won't be able to do one in town as the police will be all over us"
"Not a problem, I've already scoped one out and it's ideal"
"Where is it?"
"The petrol station out of town"
"....."
"....."
"....."
"....."
"I'll be in the getaway car"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2302485/Thieves-blow-cashpoint-petrol-station-emptying-contents.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2302485/Thieves-blow-cashpoint-petrol-station-emptying-contents.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2013, 10:02:52 PM
"you were just supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2013, 10:11:50 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 02, 2013, 10:02:52 PM
"you were just supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

 horn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2013, 11:55:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 02, 2013, 10:02:52 PM
"you were just supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

Couldn't think of a way to work that into blowing up a cashpoint  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2013, 12:08:47 AM
OK then "you were just supposed to blow the front off, not blow all the money over the forecourt"

Sort of loses a bit
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2013, 12:45:18 PM
Oh hell I want a go on this  cloud9:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305504/Zip-World-North-Wales-Would-100-mph-dive-washing-line-terror.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305504/Zip-World-North-Wales-Would-100-mph-dive-washing-line-terror.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2013, 12:52:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2013, 12:45:18 PM
Oh hell I want a go on this  cloud9:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305504/Zip-World-North-Wales-Would-100-mph-dive-washing-line-terror.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305504/Zip-World-North-Wales-Would-100-mph-dive-washing-line-terror.html)

Hell yes!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2013, 12:54:23 PM
Just had a look on the website, £50 a go.  :thumbsup:

http://www.zipworld.co.uk/ (http://www.zipworld.co.uk/)

After reading the comments in the news article I was expecting it to be at least double that.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2013, 12:56:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2013, 12:54:23 PM
Just had a look on the website, £50 a go.  :thumbsup:

http://www.zipworld.co.uk/ (http://www.zipworld.co.uk/)

After reading the comments in the news article I was expecting it to be at least double that.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2013, 12:10:26 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306248/My-parents-coming-today-wear-pants-day--The-hilarious-notes-left-annoying- (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306248/My-parents-coming-today-wear-pants-day--The-hilarious-notes-left-annoying-)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2013, 12:19:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 09, 2013, 12:10:26 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306248/My-parents-coming-today-wear-pants-day--The-hilarious-notes-left-annoying- (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306248/My-parents-coming-today-wear-pants-day--The-hilarious-notes-left-annoying-)

 ;D

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2013, 12:44:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 09, 2013, 12:10:26 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306248/My-parents-coming-today-wear-pants-day--The-hilarious-notes-left-annoying- (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306248/My-parents-coming-today-wear-pants-day--The-hilarious-notes-left-annoying-)

 ;D
happy001

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 09, 2013, 01:35:06 PM
 Un-Fuckin'-Believable!  (http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/news/uk_news/National/article1242121.ece)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2013, 01:41:54 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 09, 2013, 01:35:06 PM
Un-Fuckin'-Believable!  (http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/news/uk_news/National/article1242121.ece)

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2013, 02:05:19 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 09, 2013, 01:35:06 PM
Un-Fuckin'-Believable!  (http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/news/uk_news/National/article1242121.ece)

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2013, 03:23:13 PM
One for Nick, BM and Miss D.... Cakes of absolute wrongness  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2305824/The-GROSS-British-Bake-Off--Baker-creates-ashtray-cake-fungal-toe-cookies-bloodied-ear-cake-pops.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2305824/The-GROSS-British-Bake-Off--Baker-creates-ashtray-cake-fungal-toe-cookies-bloodied-ear-cake-pops.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2013, 03:26:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2013, 03:23:13 PM
One for Nick, BM and Miss D.... Cakes of absolute wrongness  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2305824/The-GROSS-British-Bake-Off--Baker-creates-ashtray-cake-fungal-toe-cookies-bloodied-ear-cake-pops.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2305824/The-GROSS-British-Bake-Off--Baker-creates-ashtray-cake-fungal-toe-cookies-bloodied-ear-cake-pops.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2013, 04:01:06 PM
I'm not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2013, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2013, 04:01:06 PM
I'm not clicking...  noooo:

No bloody shins ........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2013, 05:56:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 09, 2013, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2013, 04:01:06 PM
I'm not clicking...  noooo:

No bloody shins ........

Still not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2013, 07:34:42 PM
Shame BM, there was a cake in the article with your name all over it.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2013, 08:03:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2013, 04:01:06 PM
I'm not clicking...  noooo:
It's the DM, nothing too bad

still a bit  sick2: though but also  lol:

And I believe GM is right about that cake  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on April 09, 2013, 08:14:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2013, 03:23:13 PM
One for Nick, BM and Miss D.... Cakes of absolute wrongness  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2305824/The-GROSS-British-Bake-Off--Baker-creates-ashtray-cake-fungal-toe-cookies-bloodied-ear-cake-pops.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2305824/The-GROSS-British-Bake-Off--Baker-creates-ashtray-cake-fungal-toe-cookies-bloodied-ear-cake-pops.html)

Why in gods name would anyone want to make cakes like these... sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2013, 10:07:38 PM
for a larf?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2013, 11:25:02 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-22089457 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-22089457)

 eeek:

A better looking camel?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2013, 11:26:39 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 10, 2013, 11:25:02 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-22089457 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-22089457)

 eeek:

A better looking camel?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 09:48:18 PM
I guess someone sold him a Delorian  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9985757/Iranian-scientist-claims-to-have-invented-time-machine.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9985757/Iranian-scientist-claims-to-have-invented-time-machine.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2013, 09:54:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 09:48:18 PM
I guess someone sold him a Delorian  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9985757/Iranian-scientist-claims-to-have-invented-time-machine.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9985757/Iranian-scientist-claims-to-have-invented-time-machine.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 10:32:28 PM
Fook me that thing would have to be a mood killer  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Bill Gates Calls - The Slingshot Channel Answers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFISeJ1N5CQ#ws)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2306218/Terrifying-condom-slingshot-hoping-win-100-000-Bill-Gates-YOU-try-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2306218/Terrifying-condom-slingshot-hoping-win-100-000-Bill-Gates-YOU-try-it.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2013, 10:37:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 10:32:28 PM
Fook me that thing would have to be a mood killer  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Bill Gates Calls - The Slingshot Channel Answers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFISeJ1N5CQ#ws)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2306218/Terrifying-condom-slingshot-hoping-win-100-000-Bill-Gates-YOU-try-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2306218/Terrifying-condom-slingshot-hoping-win-100-000-Bill-Gates-YOU-try-it.html)

Him ......... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 10:38:13 PM
You know it could be amusing to buy one for LL.......  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2013, 10:39:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 10:38:13 PM
You know it could be amusing to buy one for LL.......  eveilgrin:

Only through Amazon........ whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 10:42:48 PM
Careful Miss T may want to buy one in that case....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2013, 10:49:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 10:42:48 PM
Careful Miss T may want to buy one in that case....  whistle:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 10:57:13 PM
I saw the guy had a youtube channel and curiosity got the better of me.....


Fook me......  eeek:


Fook me sideways.....  eeek:


Chainsaw launching slingshots!!!
Dynamite launching slingshots!!!

253 videos, this guy is a cut price 80's bond villain.   scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2013, 07:54:03 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/indonesia/9993037/Bali-crash-plane-was-almost-brand-new-say-Lion-Air.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/indonesia/9993037/Bali-crash-plane-was-almost-brand-new-say-Lion-Air.html)

"Landing on the runway is an extra charge" said Lion Air boss Mick O'Reary.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2013, 09:15:27 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2013, 09:43:17 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2013, 07:54:03 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/indonesia/9993037/Bali-crash-plane-was-almost-brand-new-say-Lion-Air.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/indonesia/9993037/Bali-crash-plane-was-almost-brand-new-say-Lion-Air.html)

"Landing on the runway is an extra charge" said Lion Air boss Mick O'Reary.

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 15, 2013, 07:05:48 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2013, 07:54:03 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/indonesia/9993037/Bali-crash-plane-was-almost-brand-new-say-Lion-Air.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/indonesia/9993037/Bali-crash-plane-was-almost-brand-new-say-Lion-Air.html)

"Landing on the runway is an extra charge" said Lion Air boss Mick O'Reary.

 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2013, 03:20:27 PM
The head of Google is voicing privacy concerns  eeek: I think my irony meter has just exploded.   lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22134898 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22134898) noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on April 15, 2013, 04:55:06 PM
Fantastic headlines only from the DT forwards ... they want you to subscribe   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 16, 2013, 09:41:59 AM
Wiltshire Win With Wondrous Wankery (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-22158829)






(It's called alliteration   ;) )
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2013, 04:59:58 PM
Having your EYEBALL shaved with a bleedin' cutthroat razor???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2309824/Ever-fancied-getting-EYEBALL-shaved-A-visit-barber--Chinese-style.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2309824/Ever-fancied-getting-EYEBALL-shaved-A-visit-barber--Chinese-style.html)

Have you never heard of Optrex?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2013, 08:13:26 PM
Airport worker bakes resignation 'letter' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-22168676)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F67042000%2Fjpg%2F_67042314_67034383.jpg&hash=72d8c50fa976a91a29f5c019a9729ea365801c95)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 16, 2013, 10:22:37 PM
 Sod that for a game of soldiers  (http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/16760296/shark-trails-fishermen-for-hours/)

Quote
"It was placid for the first hour or so, then we started teasing it with a bit of bait, which it ate and it started getting aggressive,"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2013, 10:33:41 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 16, 2013, 10:22:37 PM
Sod that for a game of soldiers  (http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/16760296/shark-trails-fishermen-for-hours/)

Quote
"It was placid for the first hour or so, then we started teasing it with a bit of bait, which it ate and it started getting aggressive,"
eeek:

"Going to need a bigger boat"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2013, 04:10:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 16, 2013, 10:33:41 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 16, 2013, 10:22:37 PM
Sod that for a game of soldiers  (http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/16760296/shark-trails-fishermen-for-hours/)

Quote
"It was placid for the first hour or so, then we started teasing it with a bit of bait, which it ate and it started getting aggressive,"
eeek:

"Going to need a bigger boat"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2013, 05:12:58 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 20, 2013, 05:24:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 18, 2013, 05:12:58 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html)

 eeek:

Shouldn't that be in the "I'm filling my trousers" thread in the petrol head forum?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2013, 05:30:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 18, 2013, 05:12:58 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html)

 eeek:

Bollox...

Every aircraft is certified for a 'crosswind component' - if it exceeds that they are unable to land...

Pilots are also trained to land in crosswinds...

Otherwise, 90% of airports would be closed when the wind didn't blow East/West (or West/east).
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2013, 05:35:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 05:30:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 18, 2013, 05:12:58 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html)

 eeek:

Bollox...

Every aircraft is certified for a 'crosswind component' - if it exceeds that they are unable to land...

Pilots are also trained to land in crosswinds...

Otherwise, 90% of airports would be closed when the wind didn't blow East/West (or West/east).

Potty mouth,,,,,, noooo:






(btw I didn't write the fucking thing..)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2013, 06:33:38 PM
I'm half tempted to apply for this just for the hell of it.  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/10007316/Wanted-Stonehenge-general-manager-to-meet-with-Druids.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/10007316/Wanted-Stonehenge-general-manager-to-meet-with-Druids.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2013, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 20, 2013, 05:35:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 05:30:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 18, 2013, 05:12:58 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2311018/Planes-struggle-land-high-winds-Britain-battered-gales-72mph.html)

 eeek:

Bollox...

Every aircraft is certified for a 'crosswind component' - if it exceeds that they are unable to land...

Pilots are also trained to land in crosswinds...

Otherwise, 90% of airports would be closed when the wind didn't blow East/West (or West/east).

Potty mouth,,,,,, noooo:






(btw I didn't write the fucking thing..)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 07:07:37 AM
Police apologise to grandmother arrested in surgery (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9977505/Police-apologise-to-grandmother-arrested-in-surgery.html)

Quote
The problem arose when Mrs Kerswell was telephoned by the surgery and informed that her kidney condition demanded an urgent urine test.

She told them she was perfectly healthy but the surgery insisted that her records showed she was a heavy smoker and suffered from Alzheimer's Disease, a kidney condition and had undergone a hysterectomy and a double hip replacement.

And because the records said that, it must be true....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 24, 2013, 08:20:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2013, 07:07:37 AM
And because the records said that, it must be true....  noooo:

I had call from the GP couple of weeks ago asking to come in for a lung capacity test. I queried it, but they insisted so, seeing as I did have one a few years ago when my heart problems got worse, I went along thinking it was just a follow up.

Turns out that their records show me as having "chronic obstructive pulmonary disease"  noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 10:06:28 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 24, 2013, 08:20:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2013, 07:07:37 AM
And because the records said that, it must be true....  noooo:

I had call from the GP couple of weeks ago asking to come in for a lung capacity test. I queried it, but they insisted so, seeing as I did have one a few years ago when my heart problems got worse, I went along thinking it was just a follow up.

Turns out that their records show me as having "chronic obstructive pulmonary disease"  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Frightening tho isn't it...?

They might have you down as allergic to some drug that you need or summat....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2013, 05:33:10 AM
Supermarket forced to pull packets of Whole Hearted Roasted Monkey Nuts from the shelves...because nuts aren't listed as ingredient (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2315305/Supermarket-forced-pull-packets-Whole-Hearted-Roasted-Monkey-Nuts-shelves--nuts-arent-listed-ingredient.html)

Quote
A Lancashire supermarket chain has been forced to clear its shelves of monkey nuts - because the label doesn't state that the packet contains nuts.

Booths Food, Wine and Grocery has withdrawn its Whole Hearted Roasted Monkey Nuts and the Food Standards Agency (FSA) has issued an Allergy Alert.

The company is concerned the label doesn't state the packet contains peanuts, putting those allergic to them at risk.

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 27, 2013, 06:58:10 AM
 Some Affs in among them, but some new ones to me  (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/04/26/unfortunate-publishing-layouts-of-our-time/)  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2013, 07:22:21 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 27, 2013, 06:58:10 AM
Some Affs in among them, but some new ones to me  (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/04/26/unfortunate-publishing-layouts-of-our-time/)  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2013, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 27, 2013, 06:58:10 AM
Some Affs in among them, but some new ones to me  (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/04/26/unfortunate-publishing-layouts-of-our-time/)  lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2013, 08:55:48 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 27, 2013, 06:58:10 AM
Some Affs in among them, but some new ones to me  (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/04/26/unfortunate-publishing-layouts-of-our-time/)  lol:
happy001    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 28, 2013, 07:57:00 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22117380 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22117380)

Should I put a bid in?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2013, 09:48:21 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316085/Pilot-killed-First-World-War-replica-aircraft-crashes-near-airfield-practising-display.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316085/Pilot-killed-First-World-War-replica-aircraft-crashes-near-airfield-practising-display.html)

Will they still call it "middle" wallop still........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2013, 05:44:14 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2013, 09:48:21 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316085/Pilot-killed-First-World-War-replica-aircraft-crashes-near-airfield-practising-display.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316085/Pilot-killed-First-World-War-replica-aircraft-crashes-near-airfield-practising-display.html)

Will they still call it "middle" wallop still........... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2013, 09:54:58 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316043/Young-man-woman-dead-swimming-pool-star-country-house.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316043/Young-man-woman-dead-swimming-pool-star-country-house.html)

 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2013, 10:00:18 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 29, 2013, 09:54:58 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316043/Young-man-woman-dead-swimming-pool-star-country-house.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316043/Young-man-woman-dead-swimming-pool-star-country-house.html)

 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

You got your munnies worth at that weekend eh?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2013, 10:03:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 29, 2013, 10:00:18 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 29, 2013, 09:54:58 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316043/Young-man-woman-dead-swimming-pool-star-country-house.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316043/Young-man-woman-dead-swimming-pool-star-country-house.html)

 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

You got your munnies worth at that weekend eh?  lol:

Makes our CDB seem a bit shite...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2013, 10:06:11 AM
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/pitch-fever/story-e6frg8h6-1226613215795 (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/pitch-fever/story-e6frg8h6-1226613215795)   tunble:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2013, 10:06:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 29, 2013, 10:03:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 29, 2013, 10:00:18 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 29, 2013, 09:54:58 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316043/Young-man-woman-dead-swimming-pool-star-country-house.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316043/Young-man-woman-dead-swimming-pool-star-country-house.html)

 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

You got your munnies worth at that weekend eh?  lol:

Makes our CDB seem a bit shite...... noooo:

Indeed...  sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 29, 2013, 11:35:15 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 29, 2013, 10:06:11 AM
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/pitch-fever/story-e6frg8h6-1226613215795 (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/pitch-fever/story-e6frg8h6-1226613215795)   tunble:

They want munny to see the story - not goona pay so there nyahhhh  Finger:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2013, 05:10:45 PM
I was able to read it shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2013, 05:12:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 29, 2013, 05:10:45 PM
I was able to read it shrugs:

No long werds then...... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2013, 05:59:35 PM
Took me back to me days at colllege and assessing the viscosity and penetration level (  eyes: ) of bitumen  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2013, 08:24:43 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 29, 2013, 05:59:35 PM
Took me back to me days at colllege and assessing the viscosity and penetration level (  eyes: ) of bitumen  cloud9:

Tarmac....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2013, 08:45:39 PM
No, bitmac. The clues are in the words BITumen and TARmac  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2013, 08:47:55 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 29, 2013, 08:45:39 PM
No, bitmac. The clues are in the words BITumen and TARmac  whistle:

What happened to the adam bit..... rubschin:


btw love the avatar.... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2013, 08:52:19 PM
Tarmac was named after John Loudon Macadam, bitmac wasn't named after [anyname] Bitadam

And yes, it's a great avatar, had to nick it from elsewhere  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 04:24:29 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 29, 2013, 08:52:19 PM
Tarmac was named after John Loudon Macadam, bitmac wasn't named after [anyname] Bitadam

And yes, it's a great avatar, had to nick it from elsewhere  :thumbsup:

I meant to tell you about all the holes they drill in asphalt here... I'll take some pictures...

Basically, when they have laid a road (or re-surfaced) they cut two ~4" diameter cores out of it all over the place... presumably for testing purposes...? Shrugs:

They then leave the holes open so they fill up with shite....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2013, 04:26:50 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 29, 2013, 08:45:39 PM
No, bitmac. The clues are in the words BITumen and TARmac   whistle:

Is it called BITTAR then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 05:11:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 30, 2013, 04:24:29 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 29, 2013, 08:52:19 PM
Tarmac was named after John Loudon Macadam, bitmac wasn't named after [anyname] Bitadam

And yes, it's a great avatar, had to nick it from elsewhere  :thumbsup:

I meant to tell you about all the holes they drill in asphalt here... I'll take some pictures...

Basically, when they have laid a road (or re-surfaced) they cut two ~4" diameter cores out of it all over the place... presumably for testing purposes...? Shrugs:

They then leave the holes open so they fill up with shite....  noooo:

 Asphalt cores  (https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=617&q=asphalt+core&oq=asphalt+core&gs_l=img.3..0l2j0i24l7.2469.6421.0.8025.12.10.0.2.2.0.148.1141.0j10.10.0...0.0...1ac.1.11.img.Y3XwS1jR06Q) , and yes used for testing. Others are taken years later to show deterioration of the uppermost surface and any deterioration in the lower layers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 05:33:13 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 05:11:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 30, 2013, 04:24:29 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 29, 2013, 08:52:19 PM
Tarmac was named after John Loudon Macadam, bitmac wasn't named after [anyname] Bitadam

And yes, it's a great avatar, had to nick it from elsewhere  :thumbsup:

I meant to tell you about all the holes they drill in asphalt here... I'll take some pictures...

Basically, when they have laid a road (or re-surfaced) they cut two ~4" diameter cores out of it all over the place... presumably for testing purposes...? Shrugs:

They then leave the holes open so they fill up with shite....  noooo:

 Asphalt cores  (https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=617&q=asphalt+core&oq=asphalt+core&gs_l=img.3..0l2j0i24l7.2469.6421.0.8025.12.10.0.2.2.0.148.1141.0j10.10.0...0.0...1ac.1.11.img.Y3XwS1jR06Q) , and yes used for testing. Others are taken years later to show deterioration of the uppermost surface and any deterioration in the lower layers

Thass it... they take hundreds of the damn things....  noooo:

they have just finished the roads on a little housing estate close to here - there must be twenty holes in it now...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 05:44:22 AM
To prove that there are 'x' mm's of each layer, that full compaction took place, that tack-coat(glue) was applied between the layers before the council (or Cyprus equivalent) take it over, otherwise it may fall apart shortly after being adopted. Oh, and they should of course infill them with proper material
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 05:46:23 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 05:44:22 AM
To prove that there are 'x' mm's of each layer, that full compaction took place, that tack-coat(glue) was applied between the layers before the council (or Cyprus equivalent) take it over, otherwise it may fall apart shortly after being adopted. Oh, and they should of course infill them with proper material

They never fill them in...  noooo:

And they seem to spray tack coat (I thought it was called emulsion?) just about everywhere except where they are about to lay the stuff....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 30, 2013, 05:56:14 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 05:44:22 AM
To prove that there are 'x' mm's of each layer, that full compaction took place, that tack-coat(glue) was applied between the layers before the council (or Cyprus equivalent) take it over, otherwise it may fall apart shortly after being adopted. Oh, and they should of course infill them with proper material

Keep talking.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 05:58:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 30, 2013, 05:46:23 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 05:44:22 AM
To prove that there are 'x' mm's of each layer, that full compaction took place, that tack-coat(glue) was applied between the layers before the council (or Cyprus equivalent) take it over, otherwise it may fall apart shortly after being adopted. Oh, and they should of course infill them with proper material

They never fill them in...  noooo:

And they seem to spray tack coat (I thought it was called emulsion?) just about everywhere except where they are about to lay the stuff....

Yes, emulsion  :thumbsup:

They're probably still using hand lances, "they are so last century darling"

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Foc8i01jo5%2Ftack_coat_hand_lance.jpg&hash=17324d70f6c6952173cb00553b60fd75e80cfa43) (http://postimg.org/image/oc8i01jo5/)


Motorised is the way to go

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2F3riaustsd%2Ftack_coat_sprayer.jpg&hash=2e37a4c8bead2811b31d5c017ceb8a2eaf84b0e7) (http://postimg.org/image/3riaustsd/)


This morning's post are brought to you by Tarmac PLC

(still no bitmac adds at the bottom of the page though)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 06:12:10 AM
 He's in pieces  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316536/40-000-piece-world-record-jigsaw-collapses-floor-Weymouth-creator-turns-back.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2013, 09:47:17 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 06:12:10 AM
He's in pieces  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316536/40-000-piece-world-record-jigsaw-collapses-floor-Weymouth-creator-turns-back.html)
Should have sprayed tack coat on the wall first.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 10:21:08 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2013, 09:47:17 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 06:12:10 AM
He's in pieces  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316536/40-000-piece-world-record-jigsaw-collapses-floor-Weymouth-creator-turns-back.html)
Should have sprayed tack coat on the wall first.  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 10:30:42 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2013, 09:47:17 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 06:12:10 AM
He's in pieces  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316536/40-000-piece-world-record-jigsaw-collapses-floor-Weymouth-creator-turns-back.html)
Should have sprayed tack coat on the wall first.  noooo:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2013, 10:31:43 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 02:23:36 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 05:58:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 30, 2013, 05:46:23 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 05:44:22 AM
To prove that there are 'x' mm's of each layer, that full compaction took place, that tack-coat(glue) was applied between the layers before the council (or Cyprus equivalent) take it over, otherwise it may fall apart shortly after being adopted. Oh, and they should of course infill them with proper material

They never fill them in...  noooo:

And they seem to spray tack coat (I thought it was called emulsion?) just about everywhere except where they are about to lay the stuff....

Yes, emulsion  :thumbsup:

They're probably still using hand lances, "they are so last century darling"

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Foc8i01jo5%2Ftack_coat_hand_lance.jpg&hash=17324d70f6c6952173cb00553b60fd75e80cfa43) (http://postimg.org/image/oc8i01jo5/)


Motorised is the way to go

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2F3riaustsd%2Ftack_coat_sprayer.jpg&hash=2e37a4c8bead2811b31d5c017ceb8a2eaf84b0e7) (http://postimg.org/image/3riaustsd/)


This morning's post are brought to you by Tarmac PLC

(still no bitmac adds at the bottom of the page though)

Thass it, lances... ::)

They dribble it all over the place and you get home and tread Black Cat emulsion all through the house....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2013, 08:03:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2317306/Kabul-plane-crash-Video-captures-moment-plane-dropped-sky-crashing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2317306/Kabul-plane-crash-Video-captures-moment-plane-dropped-sky-crashing.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2013, 08:47:40 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 01, 2013, 08:03:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2317306/Kabul-plane-crash-Video-captures-moment-plane-dropped-sky-crashing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2317306/Kabul-plane-crash-Video-captures-moment-plane-dropped-sky-crashing.html)

 eeek: eeek:

Holy fuck!  Shocked:

At least it was quick....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on May 01, 2013, 10:04:14 AM
Man Has Dinner With His Girl In The Middle Of The Road! Real Menace To Society (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbfIE962G-Y#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2013, 10:14:08 AM
Quote from: tel on May 01, 2013, 10:04:14 AM
Man Has Dinner With His Girl In The Middle Of The Road! Real Menace To Society (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbfIE962G-Y#)

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2013, 10:16:36 AM
Quote from: Baldy on May 01, 2013, 10:14:08 AM
Quote from: tel on May 01, 2013, 10:04:14 AM
Man Has Dinner With His Girl In The Middle Of The Road! Real Menace To Society (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbfIE962G-Y#)

 noooo: noooo:

5 quid says it's fried chicken...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2013, 10:18:11 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-22365368 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-22365368)  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2013, 04:15:10 PM
I thought you'd be happy they were coming to take you back home Nick.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2013, 04:59:42 PM
Quote from: tel on May 01, 2013, 10:04:14 AM
Man Has Dinner With His Girl In The Middle Of The Road! Real Menace To Society (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbfIE962G-Y#)

They should have let the bus at him....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2013, 06:50:14 PM
U.S. Army veteran 'is found living in Vietnam village 44 YEARS after being shot down (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316937/John-Hartley-Robertson-US-Army-veteran-living-Vietnam-village-44-YEARS-shot-down.html?ICO=most_read_module)

That's a whole new record for hide and seek!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 01, 2013, 06:50:14 PM
U.S. Army veteran 'is found living in Vietnam village 44 YEARS after being shot down (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316937/John-Hartley-Robertson-US-Army-veteran-living-Vietnam-village-44-YEARS-shot-down.html?ICO=most_read_module)

That's a whole new record for hide and seek!

Sorry Maddie still in with a shout

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2317464/Sgt-John-Hartley-Robertson-US-Vietnam-veteran-alive-jungle-44-years-exposed-FAKE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2317464/Sgt-John-Hartley-Robertson-US-Vietnam-veteran-alive-jungle-44-years-exposed-FAKE.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2013, 07:09:39 PM
 eeek:

Lord Lucan is still in the lead (and in Barman's back yard)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2013, 07:42:14 PM
MADDIE, MADDIE! Party001:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2013, 08:20:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 01, 2013, 07:09:39 PM
eeek:

Lord Lucan is still in the lead (and under Barman's patio)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2013, 08:58:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 01, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 01, 2013, 06:50:14 PM
U.S. Army veteran 'is found living in Vietnam village 44 YEARS after being shot down (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316937/John-Hartley-Robertson-US-Army-veteran-living-Vietnam-village-44-YEARS-shot-down.html?ICO=most_read_module)

That's a whole new record for hide and seek!

Sorry Maddie still in with a shout

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2317464/Sgt-John-Hartley-Robertson-US-Vietnam-veteran-alive-jungle-44-years-exposed-FAKE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2317464/Sgt-John-Hartley-Robertson-US-Vietnam-veteran-alive-jungle-44-years-exposed-FAKE.html)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2013, 09:59:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2013, 08:20:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 01, 2013, 07:09:39 PM
eeek:

Lord Lucan is still in the lead (and under Barman's patio)

 eeek: eeek:

BTW did I ever mention I ate Shergar on toast
eeek: sick2:

touche?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2013, 12:18:18 AM
 redface: I have actually eaten horse. As far as I know it wasn't Shergar  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 02, 2013, 09:20:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2013, 12:18:18 AM
redface: I have actually eaten horse. As far as I know it wasn't Shergar  rubschin:

He's been to Tescos.      point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 02, 2013, 10:40:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2013, 12:18:18 AM
redface: I have actually eaten horse. As far as I know it wasn't Shergar  rubschin:

Easy to tell, normally you get the trots, Shergar would give you the runs.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2013, 10:42:15 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 02, 2013, 10:40:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2013, 12:18:18 AM
redface: I have actually eaten horse. As far as I know it wasn't Shergar  rubschin:

Easy to tell, normally you get the trots, Shergar would give you the runs.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2013, 06:16:45 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 02, 2013, 09:20:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2013, 12:18:18 AM
redface: I have actually eaten horse. As far as I know it wasn't Shergar  rubschin:

He's been to Tescos.      point:

Nope, t'was a restaurant in Hungary on a school trip, didn't realise till afterwards as the menu was in German, Cyrillic and what looked like the bastard offspring of Ogham and Heiroglyphics.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2013, 08:07:28 AM
 'tis a wonder he wasn't traumatised  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-22381593)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2013, 08:45:45 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 04, 2013, 08:07:28 AM
'tis a wonder he wasn't traumatised  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-22381593)

 happy001

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 04, 2013, 08:59:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 04, 2013, 08:45:45 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 04, 2013, 08:07:28 AM
'tis a wonder he wasn't traumatised  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-22381593)

 happy001

happy002

Avast behind or two there.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 05, 2013, 11:52:20 AM
 BBC inquiry to probe Hall... eeek:

From here....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk/)





I like the taste of horse meat. redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2013, 10:56:13 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22423586 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22423586)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 07, 2013, 05:02:04 PM
http://www.thecommentator.com/article/3461/ex_pm_s_wife_claims_she_s_not_a_fare_dodger_after_failing_to_swipe_oyster_card (http://www.thecommentator.com/article/3461/ex_pm_s_wife_claims_she_s_not_a_fare_dodger_after_failing_to_swipe_oyster_card)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2013, 05:15:06 PM
What a stipid old bat
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2013, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 07, 2013, 05:15:06 PM
What a stipid old bat

I like Miss C....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2013, 09:28:04 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22110443 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22110443)  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2013, 09:45:10 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 08, 2013, 09:28:04 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22110443 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22110443)  eeek:

Tough luck old chap. You will now just have to chat to them like normal blokes do.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 08, 2013, 10:21:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 07, 2013, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 07, 2013, 05:15:06 PM
What a stipid old bat

I like Miss C....... rubschin:

 cloud9:  He does have a point, I do do daft bint things occasionally. redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2013, 11:08:34 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 08, 2013, 10:21:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 07, 2013, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 07, 2013, 05:15:06 PM
What a stipid old bat

I like Miss C....... rubschin:

 cloud9:  He does have a point, I do do daft bint things occasionally. redface:
"occasionally"  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 08, 2013, 07:34:54 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fcbanaeg5p%2Fwinston_churchill.jpg&hash=8adb2955ea87bc54786024f291f030f42e61a295) (http://postimg.org/image/cbanaeg5p/)

Oh, and Fergie retired today I believe
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2013, 07:40:16 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 08, 2013, 07:34:54 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fcbanaeg5p%2Fwinston_churchill.jpg&hash=8adb2955ea87bc54786024f291f030f42e61a295) (http://postimg.org/image/cbanaeg5p/)

Oh, and Fergie retired today I believe

Will I Am will be gutted...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2013, 07:44:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 08, 2013, 07:40:16 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 08, 2013, 07:34:54 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fcbanaeg5p%2Fwinston_churchill.jpg&hash=8adb2955ea87bc54786024f291f030f42e61a295) (http://postimg.org/image/cbanaeg5p/)

Oh, and Fergie retired today I believe

Will I Am will be gutted...... noooo:
happy001    she didn't look that old did she.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2013, 08:14:18 PM
Bloody hell, is this a relative of yours Nick?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2321214/Heart-attack-cancer-MRSA-broken-neck-25-year-old-cheated-death-EIGHT-times-just-TWO-years. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2321214/Heart-attack-cancer-MRSA-broken-neck-25-year-old-cheated-death-EIGHT-times-just-TWO-years.)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2013, 07:56:47 PM
How pissed do you have to be to think this would be a good idea?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323808/Drunk-man-charges-elephant-wins-Video-captures-boys-japes-South-Africas-national-park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323808/Drunk-man-charges-elephant-wins-Video-captures-boys-japes-South-Africas-national-park.html)

Drunk Man Charges A Wild Elephant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EZLo8t0hUE#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2013, 08:01:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2013, 07:56:47 PM
How pissed do you have to be to think this would be a good idea?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323808/Drunk-man-charges-elephant-wins-Video-captures-boys-japes-South-Africas-national-park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323808/Drunk-man-charges-elephant-wins-Video-captures-boys-japes-South-Africas-national-park.html)

Drunk Man Charges A Wild Elephant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EZLo8t0hUE#)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2013, 08:04:16 PM
I'm half expecting a story from Nick now about having done something similar....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2013, 05:02:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2013, 07:56:47 PM
How pissed do you have to be to think this would be a good idea?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323808/Drunk-man-charges-elephant-wins-Video-captures-boys-japes-South-Africas-national-park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323808/Drunk-man-charges-elephant-wins-Video-captures-boys-japes-South-Africas-national-park.html)

Drunk Man Charges A Wild Elephant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EZLo8t0hUE#)

Pity it ddn't trample the fecker to death
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2013, 09:04:17 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10056127/Teenage-girls-row-with-mothers-183-times-a-year-study-claims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10056127/Teenage-girls-row-with-mothers-183-times-a-year-study-claims.html)

Miss D  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2013, 09:29:35 PM
Scroll down and watch the video. Is he a member in here?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324457/Drunk-Czech-president-Milos-Zeman-hardly-stand-ceremonial-occasion.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324457/Drunk-Czech-president-Milos-Zeman-hardly-stand-ceremonial-occasion.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2013, 12:23:17 AM
Here is an Anna Log story for Growler  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2323708/Forget-vinyl-turn-music-downloads-records-wood.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2323708/Forget-vinyl-turn-music-downloads-records-wood.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2013, 04:20:07 AM
Quote from: Baldy on May 14, 2013, 09:29:35 PM
Scroll down and watch the video. Is he a member in here?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324457/Drunk-Czech-president-Milos-Zeman-hardly-stand-ceremonial-occasion.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324457/Drunk-Czech-president-Milos-Zeman-hardly-stand-ceremonial-occasion.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

We've all been there....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2013, 04:22:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2013, 12:23:17 AM
Here is an Anna Log story for Growler  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2323708/Forget-vinyl-turn-music-downloads-records-wood.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2323708/Forget-vinyl-turn-music-downloads-records-wood.html)

The point being...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 15, 2013, 10:51:00 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324672/Idiotic-pair-pick-unexploded-2ft-bombs-washed-ashore--sell-scrap-metal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324672/Idiotic-pair-pick-unexploded-2ft-bombs-washed-ashore--sell-scrap-metal.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2013, 06:16:18 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 15, 2013, 10:51:00 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324672/Idiotic-pair-pick-unexploded-2ft-bombs-washed-ashore--sell-scrap-metal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324672/Idiotic-pair-pick-unexploded-2ft-bombs-washed-ashore--sell-scrap-metal.html)

 eeek:

I dug up a hand grenade at Ieper once....  whistle:

I actually got it in the boot of the car before LL finally persuaded me that I should put it back.....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2013, 07:06:35 PM
I might actually apply for this...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/10062347/Wanted-polar-bear-spotter-must-have-good-eyesight.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/10062347/Wanted-polar-bear-spotter-must-have-good-eyesight.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2013, 07:11:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2013, 07:06:35 PM
I might actually apply for this...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/10062347/Wanted-polar-bear-spotter-must-have-good-eyesight.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/10062347/Wanted-polar-bear-spotter-must-have-good-eyesight.html)

Invite Nick up there you say...?  rubschin:

BANG!  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 07:24:45 PM
NFN

http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/police-break-up-rival-sci-fi-fan-feud-3760056/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/police-break-up-rival-sci-fi-fan-feud-3760056/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2013, 07:49:55 PM
 The Norwich Star Wars Club.  eeek:

"Luke, I am your father/brother/sister/son"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 07:50:34 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2013, 08:03:07 PM
 drumroll:  drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2013, 08:19:32 PM
I knew a bloke in Norfolk who ended up as his own uncle through some family intermarriage thingy rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on May 16, 2013, 10:31:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2013, 07:06:35 PM
I might actually apply for this...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/10062347/Wanted-polar-bear-spotter-must-have-good-eyesight.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/10062347/Wanted-polar-bear-spotter-must-have-good-eyesight.html)

Ideal job for Growler ..... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2013, 05:14:26 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2013, 07:49:55 PM
The Norwich Star Wars Club.  eeek:

"Luke, I am your father/brother/sister/son"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 05:49:06 AM
Not a headline, but...

There's a bloke on telly just now describing what happened to his neighbours house in the explosion in Newark, Notts yesterday, "there was a big bang, and I looked at me missus, and it was terror man"

Feck me, she must have been an ugly fecker  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2013, 05:57:24 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 05:49:06 AM
Not a headline, but...

There's a bloke on telly just now describing what happened to his neighbours house in the explosion in Newark, Notts yesterday, "there was a big bang, and I looked at me missus, and it was terror man"

Feck me, she must have been an ugly fecker  lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2013, 05:59:56 AM
Ark Royal leaves Portsmouth for scrap yard (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-22541019)

 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 06:12:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 20, 2013, 05:59:56 AM
Ark Royal leaves Portsmouth for scrap yard (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-22541019)

 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: indeed

Quote
A bid to sink Ark Royal and turn it into an artificial diving reef off the Devon coast was rejected as were plans for a commercial heliport in London, a nightclub and school in China and a casino in Hong Kong.

The Ministry of Defence said the bids were judged either "not feasible or appropriate", or carried "too much risk".

I would have preferred any of those options rather than scrap it; and what does it matter to the MoD once it's sold   confused:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2013, 06:18:39 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 06:12:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 20, 2013, 05:59:56 AM
Ark Royal leaves Portsmouth for scrap yard (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-22541019)

 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: indeed

Quote
A bid to sink Ark Royal and turn it into an artificial diving reef off the Devon coast was rejected as were plans for a commercial heliport in London, a nightclub and school in China and a casino in Hong Kong.

The Ministry of Defence said the bids were judged either "not feasible or appropriate", or carried "too much risk".

I would have preferred any of those options rather than scrap it; and what does it matter to the MoD once it's sold   confused:

Exactly!  evil:

It stinks doesn't it? The whole carrier/Harrier things stinks to high heaven...  noooo:

I'm not a conspiracy nut per se but we are not being told something here - get rid of a perfectly serviceable aircraft/carrier combo with its replacement decades away...?

To save money...?

Meanwhile piss billions away on pointless other projects, benefits, foreign aid and military interventions?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 08:06:01 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 20, 2013, 06:18:39 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 06:12:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 20, 2013, 05:59:56 AM
Ark Royal leaves Portsmouth for scrap yard (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-22541019)

 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: indeed

Quote
A bid to sink Ark Royal and turn it into an artificial diving reef off the Devon coast was rejected as were plans for a commercial heliport in London, a nightclub and school in China and a casino in Hong Kong.

The Ministry of Defence said the bids were judged either "not feasible or appropriate", or carried "too much risk".

I would have preferred any of those options rather than scrap it; and what does it matter to the MoD once it's sold   confused:

Exactly!  evil:

It stinks doesn't it? The whole carrier/Harrier things stinks to high heaven...  noooo:

I'm not a conspiracy nut per se but we are not being told something here - get rid of a perfectly serviceable aircraft/carrier combo with its replacement decades away...?

To save money...?

Meanwhile piss billions away on pointless other projects, benefits, foreign aid and military interventions?  rubschin:

Agreed.....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2013, 08:20:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 20, 2013, 05:57:24 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 05:49:06 AM
Not a headline, but...

There's a bloke on telly just now describing what happened to his neighbours house in the explosion in Newark, Notts yesterday, "there was a big bang, and I looked at me missus, and it was terror man"

Feck me, she must have been an ugly fecker  lol:

happy001

 lol: lol:

Nottingham you say?  Has anyone heard from nICK this morning?

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2013, 09:27:36 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2013, 08:20:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 20, 2013, 05:57:24 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 05:49:06 AM
Not a headline, but...

There's a bloke on telly just now describing what happened to his neighbours house in the explosion in Newark, Notts yesterday, "there was a big bang, and I looked at me missus, and it was terror man"

Feck me, she must have been an ugly fecker  lol:

happy001

 lol: lol:

Nottingham you say?  Has anyone heard from nICK this morning?


No!  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 09:28:20 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2013, 10:15:15 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 09:28:20 AM
evil:

But you can  point: because you are not in Nottingham are you?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2013, 10:35:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2013, 10:15:15 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 09:28:20 AM
evil:

But you can  point: because you are not in Nottingham are you?

He would say that tho wouldn't he...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 04:55:56 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2013, 10:15:15 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 09:28:20 AM
evil:

But you can  point: because you are not in Nottingham are you?

He was when he lit the oven, landed in Tottenham  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 04:57:01 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2013, 05:24:37 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 04:55:56 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2013, 10:15:15 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 09:28:20 AM
evil:

But you can  point: because you are not in Nottingham are you?

He was when he lit the oven, landed in Tottenham  lol:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2013, 05:33:19 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 04:55:56 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2013, 10:15:15 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 09:28:20 AM
evil:

But you can  point: because you are not in Nottingham are you?

He was when he lit the oven, landed in Tottenham  lol:

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 05:36:47 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2013, 08:02:39 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 05:36:47 PM
evil:

 point:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2013, 11:38:42 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 04:55:56 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 20, 2013, 10:15:15 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 09:28:20 AM
evil:

But you can  point: because you are not in Nottingham are you?

He was when he lit the oven, landed in Tottenham  lol:

 happy001 Glayva meet tablet.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2013, 06:21:10 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328276/Glasgows-Shimmy-Club-install-way-mirror-womens-toilets-men-leer-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328276/Glasgows-Shimmy-Club-install-way-mirror-womens-toilets-men-leer-them.html)

Looks like they stole your idea BM.  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2013, 06:28:41 AM
Well that's 50% of the punters lost  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2013, 06:39:09 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 22, 2013, 06:28:41 AM
Well that's 50% of the punters lost  noooo:

Prolly not all 50%....remember where they come from.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 06:48:39 AM
Quote from: Baldy on May 22, 2013, 06:21:10 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328276/Glasgows-Shimmy-Club-install-way-mirror-womens-toilets-men-leer-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328276/Glasgows-Shimmy-Club-install-way-mirror-womens-toilets-men-leer-them.html)

Looks like they stole your idea BM.  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

In Yellowstone Park the bogs are basically a little cubicle that surrounds a plank over a great big hole in  the ground...

...apparently they caught a peeping tom up to his waist in shit and piss in the hole watching women do their business....  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2013, 06:54:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2013, 06:48:39 AM
Quote from: Baldy on May 22, 2013, 06:21:10 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328276/Glasgows-Shimmy-Club-install-way-mirror-womens-toilets-men-leer-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328276/Glasgows-Shimmy-Club-install-way-mirror-womens-toilets-men-leer-them.html)

Looks like they stole your idea BM.  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

In Yellowstone Park the bogs are basically a little cubicle that surrounds a plank over a great big hole in  the ground...

...apparently they caught a peeping tom up to his waist in shit and piss in the hole watching women do their business....  sick2:

Is Yellowstone Park famous for bears?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 06:55:49 AM
Quote from: Baldy on May 22, 2013, 06:54:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2013, 06:48:39 AM
Quote from: Baldy on May 22, 2013, 06:21:10 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328276/Glasgows-Shimmy-Club-install-way-mirror-womens-toilets-men-leer-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328276/Glasgows-Shimmy-Club-install-way-mirror-womens-toilets-men-leer-them.html)

Looks like they stole your idea BM.  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

In Yellowstone Park the bogs are basically a little cubicle that surrounds a plank over a great big hole in  the ground...

...apparently they caught a peeping tom up to his waist in shit and piss in the hole watching women do their business....  sick2:

Is Yellowstone Park famous for bears?  rubschin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2013, 11:32:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2013, 06:48:39 AM
Quote from: Baldy on May 22, 2013, 06:21:10 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328276/Glasgows-Shimmy-Club-install-way-mirror-womens-toilets-men-leer-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328276/Glasgows-Shimmy-Club-install-way-mirror-womens-toilets-men-leer-them.html)

Looks like they stole your idea BM.  eeek:

 . . .up to the waist in shit and piss . . .

Keeping up the original Glasgow pub toilet theme then.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2013, 11:59:41 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/13/brighton-resident-discovers-vortex-to-another-dimension-3757346/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/13/brighton-resident-discovers-vortex-to-another-dimension-3757346/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 23, 2013, 05:32:32 AM
Quote
When The Argus contacted Brighton and Hove City Council they said they would not be following up the claim.

Typical! I look forward to the full enquiry when it all goes wrong  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 23, 2013, 04:46:16 PM
 There's a problem with the nut behind the steering wheel on Nissan Micras  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22635439)

Hardly news if you ask me  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2013, 04:48:22 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 23, 2013, 04:46:16 PM
There's a problem with the nut behind the steering wheel on Nissan Micras  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22635439)

Hardly news if you ask me  Shrugs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2013, 05:08:07 PM
 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2013, 06:24:52 PM
There were a couple of people  in the store talking about this and every bloke within earshot was cringing  eeek:

http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Police-officers-helped-save-life-Penryn-man-cut/story-19056818-detail/story.html#axzz2U8oLkNYP (http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Police-officers-helped-save-life-Penryn-man-cut/story-19056818-detail/story.html#axzz2U8oLkNYP)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2013, 06:30:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2013, 06:24:52 PM
There were a couple of people  in the store talking about this and every bloke within earshot was cringing  eeek:

http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Police-officers-helped-save-life-Penryn-man-cut/story-19056818-detail/story.html#axzz2U8oLkNYP (http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Police-officers-helped-save-life-Penryn-man-cut/story-19056818-detail/story.html#axzz2U8oLkNYP)

Holy fuck!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2013, 06:36:43 PM
Still. at least he can be a wumman now. Always wondered what it was like from the other end, like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2013, 06:47:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2013, 06:30:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2013, 06:24:52 PM
There were a couple of people  in the store talking about this and every bloke within earshot was cringing  eeek:

http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Police-officers-helped-save-life-Penryn-man-cut/story-19056818-detail/story.html#axzz2U8oLkNYP (http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Police-officers-helped-save-life-Penryn-man-cut/story-19056818-detail/story.html#axzz2U8oLkNYP)

Holy fuck!  Shocked:

Somehow I don't think he has a prayer now.  noooo:

There are a number of Russian women's shotput lookalikes unconvincing transvestites in the area, I have a hunch it is one of them. Either that or Slurry Boy has been banned from going anywhere near his favourite farm.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2013, 11:49:47 PM
Well it isn't slurry boy, that screwball is back in court again  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2013, 12:43:09 AM
Anyone fancy a go on this?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331066/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-Amusement-Park-Worlds-highest-swing-ride-opens-taking-thrill-seekers-400-FEET-air.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331066/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-Amusement-Park-Worlds-highest-swing-ride-opens-taking-thrill-seekers-400-FEET-air.html)

For some reason I have this image of obese americans being launched from the thing when the chains break.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on May 27, 2013, 08:27:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2013, 12:43:09 AM
Anyone fancy a go on this?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331066/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-Amusement-Park-Worlds-highest-swing-ride-opens-taking-thrill-seekers-400-FEET-air.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331066/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-Amusement-Park-Worlds-highest-swing-ride-opens-taking-thrill-seekers-400-FEET-air.html)

For some reason I have this image of obese americans being launched from the thing when the chains break.  redface:

I'd give it a go ....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2013, 03:08:13 PM
Quote from: boogs on May 27, 2013, 08:27:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2013, 12:43:09 AM
Anyone fancy a go on this?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331066/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-Amusement-Park-Worlds-highest-swing-ride-opens-taking-thrill-seekers-400-FEET-air.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331066/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-Amusement-Park-Worlds-highest-swing-ride-opens-taking-thrill-seekers-400-FEET-air.html)

For some reason I have this image of obese americans being launched from the thing when the chains break.  redface:

I'd give it a go ....  :thumbsup:

Oh me too!  cloud9:

I've long thought it would be great to have a go on a really, really high swing - so you could work yourself up like you used to as a kid on the swings at the park but really high!  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 03:30:03 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2013, 04:17:48 PM
Oh well if you like height this could be right up your alley if it takes off.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2330170/The-real-life-Iron-Man-suit-let-jump-space-land-WITHOUT-parachute-using-rocket-boots.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2330170/The-real-life-Iron-Man-suit-let-jump-space-land-WITHOUT-parachute-using-rocket-boots.html)

Thinking about it, if the boots don't work you could save on funeral costs by simply concreting over the crater.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on May 27, 2013, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 27, 2013, 03:08:13 PM
Quote from: boogs on May 27, 2013, 08:27:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2013, 12:43:09 AM
Anyone fancy a go on this?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331066/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-Amusement-Park-Worlds-highest-swing-ride-opens-taking-thrill-seekers-400-FEET-air.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331066/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-Amusement-Park-Worlds-highest-swing-ride-opens-taking-thrill-seekers-400-FEET-air.html)

For some reason I have this image of obese americans being launched from the thing when the chains break.  redface:

I'd give it a go ....  :thumbsup:

Oh me too!  cloud9:

I've long thought it would be great to have a go on a really, really high swing - so you could work yourself up like you used to as a kid on the swings at the park but really high!  redface:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2013, 04:54:58 PM
We can all watch  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fg0dg3mkav%2Famb.jpg&hash=9b8a4644e1b4de7fcb17be7cfac16809e22f3c66) (http://postimg.org/image/g0dg3mkav/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on May 27, 2013, 04:58:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 27, 2013, 04:54:58 PM
We can all watch  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fg0dg3mkav%2Famb.jpg&hash=9b8a4644e1b4de7fcb17be7cfac16809e22f3c66) (http://postimg.org/image/g0dg3mkav/)

You have no sense of adventure ... It would do you good .... ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2013, 10:32:45 PM
Inhaling alcohol to keep the weight off?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2332111/Drunk-puff-smoke-Worrying-new-trend-sees-diet-conscious-drinkers-INHALE-alcohol-avoid-calories.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2332111/Drunk-puff-smoke-Worrying-new-trend-sees-diet-conscious-drinkers-INHALE-alcohol-avoid-calories.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 28, 2013, 10:40:20 PM
 At last, a website that offers a full analysis on whether anyone should read the Daily Mail or not  (http://shouldireadthedailymail.com/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2013, 10:41:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2013, 10:32:45 PM
Inhaling alcohol to keep the weight off?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2332111/Drunk-puff-smoke-Worrying-new-trend-sees-diet-conscious-drinkers-INHALE-alcohol-avoid-calories.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2332111/Drunk-puff-smoke-Worrying-new-trend-sees-diet-conscious-drinkers-INHALE-alcohol-avoid-calories.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2013, 11:00:50 PM
Prolly easier for you than dry ice Apey

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/food/booze/vaportini-liquor-inhaler.asp (http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/food/booze/vaportini-liquor-inhaler.asp)

You wouldn't be the first person today to call me a bad influence  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2013, 05:26:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 28, 2013, 10:40:20 PM
At last, a website that offers a full analysis on whether anyone should read the Daily Mail or not  (http://shouldireadthedailymail.com/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2013, 05:49:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2013, 10:32:45 PM
Inhaling alcohol to keep the weight off?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2332111/Drunk-puff-smoke-Worrying-new-trend-sees-diet-conscious-drinkers-INHALE-alcohol-avoid-calories.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2332111/Drunk-puff-smoke-Worrying-new-trend-sees-diet-conscious-drinkers-INHALE-alcohol-avoid-calories.html)

Leg-Iron nails it!  Thumbs:

Quote
In my youth, when I was merely an apprentice old git, we used to have a ‘fad’. Yes, we had those before the Internet and they did not involve lying on things or pouring stuff over yourself except sometimes accidentally at the end of an evening. Here I speak not of the Painless Cyder and Ludo Club nor of the Frog Society, those came later. This was the inhalation of booze club, never formally named because it left few of us coherent enough to say much of anything.

We would take a shot of spirit, vodka or gin or whisky, and not swallow. We would hold it under the tongue with head tilted forward, let it reach body temperature and then inhale sharply. Do not try this anywhere else other than at home because you might forget where home is.

The alcohol bypasses all the body’s anti-booze defences and passes as a vapour straight through the lungs into the bloodstream. Wallop. It’s a youngster’s fad, it’s for the fit and healthy only. It is also self-limiting because if you’ve done it a couple of times then take a drink and tilt your head forward to try again, it all just runs out.

It depends on the alcohol being vapour which is why you let it warm up.

So it was with some bafflement that I read about the new ‘fad’ for ‘smoking your booze’. They now do it by adding dry ice and inhaling what comes off.

I am never going to try that. Dry ice is solid carbon dioxide and the ‘fumes’ are water vapour condensing on the very, very cold gaseous carbon dioxide. Dropping the temperature of your booze is not going to encourage alcohol vapour formation, quite the opposite in fact. What you can get from this is a feeling somewhat akin to intoxication but which is actually your brain suffering from carbon dioxide overload.

You breathe in oxygen and expel carbon dioxide. Your body’s ability to do this depends to a very large extent on the fact that air contains 20-21% oxygen and a tiny fraction of a percent of carbon dioxide. So oxygen from air diffuses into oxygen-depleted blood in the lungs while the relatively large amounts of carbon dioxide in that blood easily diffuse into the air which is then exhaled.

If you increase the amount of carbon dioxide in the air going in, your body cannot expel the carbon dioxide it has accumulated and if the percentage in inhaled air goes above even a few percent, carbon dioxide diffuses into your blood, not out.

Dissolved carbon dioxide becomes carbonic acid, your blood turns acidic, you get acidosis and then you die.

This new ‘fad’ sounds very dangerous but the danger has nothing to do with alcohol nor with smoking, both of which are implicated in the article even though neither are really involved.

Either the ‘experts’ quoted don’t realise this, or the entire article is akin to the Prohibitionists deliberately poisoning alcohol in the States on their last outing. The experts claim that the inhaled stuff is bad because it is ‘dry’ – which is bollocks. The visible ‘smoke’ is water vapour condensing on the freezing gas. It is not ‘dry’. This linking of smoking and drinking is not aimed at killing off the smokers nor is it aimed at the drinkers. Look closely.

The main actor claims to have lost eighty pounds by doing this. This one is intended to kill off the fatties.

If anyone out there has any thought of getting some dry ice and a bottle of gin as a weight loss aid, forget it. If you have not handled dry ice before the only weight you will lose will add up to the weight of your fingers. If you try this inhalation of carbon dioxide idea, you will die.

Normally the Daily Mail’s Righteous reports are laughable but this is a whole new direction. This is something that will kill fatties while associating the blame with drinkers and smokers. A very tenuous association, sure, but these days that’s all it takes.

If you want alcohol vapour you need to make the drink warmer, not colder. So either some idiots have decided that the effects of inhaling raised carbon dioxide is the same as alcohol (it’s probably similar, but you don’t have years of ‘liver vs. booze’ to enjoy it, in fact it could be the same as a deadly reaction to your first ever drug experience) or this is an entirely made-up story designed to rack up a few deaths that can then be blamed on booze and linked to smoking.

They have done it before. The poisoned alcohol in the US Prohibition era was not, at the time, linked to the Righteous. The deaths were blamed on booze. They had not progressed so far with smoking at that time.

If you like to smoke or drink or have one of those larger than average waistlines, know this. Despising those you are told to despise will not save you. The despisers hate you too and you are expendable. If they can kill you and blame it on us, they will.

Clicky...  (http://underdogsbiteupwards.wordpress.com/2013/05/28/a-strange-kind-of-science/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2013, 06:05:39 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 28, 2013, 10:40:20 PM
At last, a website that offers a full analysis on whether anyone should read the Daily Mail or not  (http://shouldireadthedailymail.com/)

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2013, 02:15:02 PM
Dracula and Frankenstein in Newmarket school exam blunder (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-22728150)

Thought they both got their GCSEs years ago
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2013, 11:36:56 PM
A Wetherspoons on the motorway... do I detect the hand of Darwin at work here?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22760874 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22760874)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 04, 2013, 04:57:23 AM
 noooo: It'll be like picking peas from a pod for the coppers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 04, 2013, 05:37:19 AM
They've just been talking on the news about  the new I level  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/secondaryeducation/10097344/GCSEs-to-be-replaced-by-new-I-level-exams.html)

Thanks for the earworm to end all earworms ITV   cussing:  cussing:  cussing:  cussing:  cussing:   (Enjoy it Barman)   point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on June 06, 2013, 09:44:25 AM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/10465050.PICTURES__Car_ploughs_into_living_room_of_house/ (http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/10465050.PICTURES__Car_ploughs_into_living_room_of_house/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2013, 10:15:16 AM
Quote
The female driver of the vehicle
::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2013, 10:37:03 AM
Would insertion of the car in the house have counted for CDB?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2013, 10:44:24 AM
Good point, well made  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 06, 2013, 05:29:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 06, 2013, 10:37:03 AM
Would insertion of the car in the house have counted for CDB?

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2013, 09:01:29 PM
Sweden male train drivers wear skirts after shorts row (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22828150)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F68057000%2Fjpg%2F_68057962_martin.jpg&hash=b2c0df46bf1448ed4088a1efb38ce4f739e235a6)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2013, 01:56:37 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/09/out-of-the-flying-pan-at-yo-sushi-3834429/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/09/out-of-the-flying-pan-at-yo-sushi-3834429/)

Remote controlled waiter delivering your sushi order at up to 25mph? Whats the worst that could happen.   rubschin:


I give it a month at most before some kid works out how to hijack the damn thing.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2013, 02:58:05 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10108553/Woman-washed-unexploded-bomb-in-kitchen-sink.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10108553/Woman-washed-unexploded-bomb-in-kitchen-sink.html)

I'd love to know what was going through her mind when she decided that a plastic chair would protect them if the bomb went off.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 10, 2013, 05:47:48 AM
 sick2:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/10106343/French-gendarmes-to-patrol-Mont-Blanc.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/10106343/French-gendarmes-to-patrol-Mont-Blanc.html)


French gendarmes to patrol Mont-Blanc.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2013, 09:21:09 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 10, 2013, 05:47:48 AM

French gendarmes to patrol Mont-Blanc.

 

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 10, 2013, 08:52:14 PM
You have to read the article.   ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2013, 09:50:45 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 10, 2013, 08:52:14 PM
You have to read the article.   ::)

True or even Vrai

I can just imagine le Flic arriving and gasping for breath and announcing "Bon Soir toute le monde, qu'est ce que tout ce merde?"

And then getting pushed over the edge
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 11, 2013, 05:25:38 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2013, 09:50:45 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 10, 2013, 08:52:14 PM
You have to read the article.   ::)

True or even Vrai

I can just imagine le Flic arriving and gasping for breath and announcing "Bon Soir toute le monde, qu'est ce que tout ce merde?"

And then getting pushed over the edge

 lol: 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 11, 2013, 06:07:32 AM
 lol: lol:

Does sound pretty damned awful, people are just selfish pigs.

Meanwhile not a headline but....http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/video/2013/jun/10/flying-tray-burgers-london-restaurant-video (http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/video/2013/jun/10/flying-tray-burgers-london-restaurant-video)   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2013, 07:55:52 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 11, 2013, 06:07:32 AM
. . .
Meanwhile not a headline but....http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/video/2013/jun/10/flying-tray-burgers-london-restaurant-video (http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/video/2013/jun/10/flying-tray-burgers-london-restaurant-video)   noooo:
Thumbs:   lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2013, 12:31:10 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 11, 2013, 06:07:32 AM
lol: lol:

Does sound pretty damned awful, people are just selfish pigs.

Meanwhile not a headline but....http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/video/2013/jun/10/flying-tray-burgers-london-restaurant-video (http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/video/2013/jun/10/flying-tray-burgers-london-restaurant-video)   noooo:

*Ahem*  whistle:

Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2013, 01:56:37 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/09/out-of-the-flying-pan-at-yo-sushi-3834429/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/09/out-of-the-flying-pan-at-yo-sushi-3834429/)

Remote controlled waiter delivering your sushi order at up to 25mph? Whats the worst that could happen.   rubschin:


I give it a month at most before some kid works out how to hijack the damn thing.  lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2013, 06:21:24 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10114723/Julia-Gillards-small-breasts-huge-thighs-on-opposition-partys-fundraiser-menu.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10114723/Julia-Gillards-small-breasts-huge-thighs-on-opposition-partys-fundraiser-menu.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2013, 06:38:10 AM
Quote from: Baldy on June 12, 2013, 06:21:24 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10114723/Julia-Gillards-small-breasts-huge-thighs-on-opposition-partys-fundraiser-menu.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10114723/Julia-Gillards-small-breasts-huge-thighs-on-opposition-partys-fundraiser-menu.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2013, 08:55:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 12, 2013, 06:38:10 AM
Quote from: Baldy on June 12, 2013, 06:21:24 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10114723/Julia-Gillards-small-breasts-huge-thighs-on-opposition-partys-fundraiser-menu.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10114723/Julia-Gillards-small-breasts-huge-thighs-on-opposition-partys-fundraiser-menu.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
eeek:    lol: lol: lol: lol:   

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 11:17:40 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-22854447 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-22854447)

Prolly over ordered. And since when is a head innards? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2013, 11:38:01 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 12, 2013, 11:17:40 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-22854447 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-22854447)

Prolly over ordered. And since when is a head innards? rubschin:

When you have it up your arse!  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2013, 02:52:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 12, 2013, 11:38:01 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 12, 2013, 11:17:40 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-22854447 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-22854447)

Prolly over ordered. And since when is a head innards? rubschin:

When you have it up your arse!  point:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2013, 03:44:50 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 12, 2013, 11:17:40 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-22854447 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-22854447)

Prolly over ordered. And since when is a head innards? rubschin:
Well all the rest of us have sort of grey innards in our ed's like.  Sorry if that makes you the odd one out
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 12, 2013, 07:51:15 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4963467/Red-Arrow-pilot-paints-the-sky-blue-by-hitting-the-wrong-smoke-button.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4963467/Red-Arrow-pilot-paints-the-sky-blue-by-hitting-the-wrong-smoke-button.html)

Ooops!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2013, 09:36:20 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 12, 2013, 07:51:15 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4963467/Red-Arrow-pilot-paints-the-sky-blue-by-hitting-the-wrong-smoke-button.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4963467/Red-Arrow-pilot-paints-the-sky-blue-by-hitting-the-wrong-smoke-button.html)

Ooops!  ;D
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2013, 04:50:59 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 12, 2013, 07:51:15 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4963467/Red-Arrow-pilot-paints-the-sky-blue-by-hitting-the-wrong-smoke-button.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4963467/Red-Arrow-pilot-paints-the-sky-blue-by-hitting-the-wrong-smoke-button.html)

Ooops!  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:

The Sun?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 13, 2013, 05:29:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2013, 04:50:59 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 12, 2013, 07:51:15 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4963467/Red-Arrow-pilot-paints-the-sky-blue-by-hitting-the-wrong-smoke-button.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4963467/Red-Arrow-pilot-paints-the-sky-blue-by-hitting-the-wrong-smoke-button.html)

Ooops!  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:

The Sun?  noooo:

It was merely a medium with which to communicate to you.....    ::) 
I heard it on R2 when Chris Evans was enjoying making the reference that the man's name is Plank.   ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2013, 05:40:09 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 13, 2013, 05:29:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2013, 04:50:59 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 12, 2013, 07:51:15 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4963467/Red-Arrow-pilot-paints-the-sky-blue-by-hitting-the-wrong-smoke-button.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4963467/Red-Arrow-pilot-paints-the-sky-blue-by-hitting-the-wrong-smoke-button.html)

Ooops!  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:

The Sun?  noooo:

It was merely a medium with which to communicate to you.....    ::) 
I heard it on R2 when Chris Evans was enjoying making the reference that the man's name is Plank.   ;D

Of course, of course...  char048
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2013, 06:11:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html) eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2013, 07:02:52 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 13, 2013, 06:11:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html) eeek:

AFFS!  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2013, 08:49:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2013, 07:02:52 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 13, 2013, 06:11:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html) eeek:

AFFS!  ::)
What the Affs used to be a hooker in Amsterdam?

May explain the recent silence from Affsworld
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 13, 2013, 09:37:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2013, 07:02:52 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 13, 2013, 06:11:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html) eeek:

AFFS!  ::)

'The Fokkens Twins' still makes me laugh as names go.  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 13, 2013, 12:34:08 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 13, 2013, 09:37:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2013, 07:02:52 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 13, 2013, 06:11:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html) eeek:

AFFS!  ::)

'The Fokkens Twins' still makes me laugh as names go.  lol: lol: lol:

So many opportunities . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2013, 12:56:13 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 13, 2013, 12:34:08 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 13, 2013, 09:37:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2013, 07:02:52 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 13, 2013, 06:11:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html) eeek:

AFFS!  ::)

'The Fokkens Twins' still makes me laugh as names go.  lol: lol: lol:

So many opportunities . . . .

Not any more... they have retired like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2013, 05:00:44 PM
And meanwhile

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 13, 2013, 05:09:51 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 13, 2013, 05:00:44 PM
And meanwhile

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html)

Bluddy hell Nick got yourself in the paper this time... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2013, 05:21:43 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 13, 2013, 05:00:44 PM
And meanwhile

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 14, 2013, 07:11:40 AM
Quote from: boogs on June 13, 2013, 05:09:51 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 13, 2013, 05:00:44 PM
And meanwhile

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html)

Bluddy hell Nick got yourself in the paper this time... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2013, 10:52:29 AM
Quote from: boogs on June 13, 2013, 05:09:51 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 13, 2013, 05:00:44 PM
And meanwhile

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html)

Bluddy hell Nick got yourself in the paper this time... noooo:

Well, it was only a matter of time before somebody complained about him.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 14, 2013, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2013, 10:52:29 AM
Quote from: boogs on June 13, 2013, 05:09:51 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 13, 2013, 05:00:44 PM
And meanwhile

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html)

Bluddy hell Nick got yourself in the paper this time... noooo:

Well, it was only a matter of time before somebody complained about him.  noooo:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2013, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2013, 10:52:29 AM
Quote from: boogs on June 13, 2013, 05:09:51 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 13, 2013, 05:00:44 PM
And meanwhile

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html)

Bluddy hell Nick got yourself in the paper this time... noooo:

Well, it was only a matter of time before somebody complained about him.  noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2013, 11:19:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 14, 2013, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2013, 10:52:29 AM
Quote from: boogs on June 13, 2013, 05:09:51 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 13, 2013, 05:00:44 PM
And meanwhile

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-called-police-to-complain-his-prostitute-wasnt-good-looking-enough-8657344.html)

Bluddy hell Nick got yourself in the paper this time... noooo:

Well, it was only a matter of time before somebody complained about him.  noooo:

happy001
lol: lol: lol:

but as he was wearing that dress and the lighting so bad maybe it was an almost understandable mistake to make
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 15, 2013, 06:00:56 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10122029/Dads-beware-your-embarrassing-dance-moves-are-now-in-the-dictionary.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10122029/Dads-beware-your-embarrassing-dance-moves-are-now-in-the-dictionary.html)

*Koff* BM makes the news.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2013, 07:07:10 AM
Quote from: Baldy on June 15, 2013, 06:00:56 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10122029/Dads-beware-your-embarrassing-dance-moves-are-now-in-the-dictionary.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10122029/Dads-beware-your-embarrassing-dance-moves-are-now-in-the-dictionary.html)

*Koff* BM makes the news.  Thumbs:

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2013, 08:26:14 AM
http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/index2.html (http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/index2.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2013, 10:07:54 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 15, 2013, 08:26:14 AM
http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/index2.html (http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/index2.html)
bizarre but  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2013, 04:28:53 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/16/guinea-pig-armour-put-on-sale-after-previous-owner-dies-3843008/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/16/guinea-pig-armour-put-on-sale-after-previous-owner-dies-3843008/) eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 06:01:58 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 17, 2013, 04:28:53 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/16/guinea-pig-armour-put-on-sale-after-previous-owner-dies-3843008/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/16/guinea-pig-armour-put-on-sale-after-previous-owner-dies-3843008/) eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:01:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/)
Which bit of him got tasered?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:01:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/)
Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

Quote
"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:01:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/)
Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

Quote
"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:26:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:01:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/)
Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

Quote
"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now....  noooo:

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:27:49 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:26:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:01:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/)
Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

Quote
"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now....  noooo:

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 17, 2013, 10:30:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:27:49 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:26:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:01:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/)
Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

Quote
"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now....  noooo:

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived....  noooo:

What a revolting man - I doubt he'll be going ohm any time soon - after all, he might ampere the police investigations!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:32:18 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 17, 2013, 10:30:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:27:49 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:26:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:01:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/)
Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

Quote
"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now....  noooo:

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived....  noooo:

What a revolting man - I doubt he'll be going ohm any time soon - after all, he might ampere the police investigations!

People need insulating from yobs who conduct themselves like that.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:37:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:32:18 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 17, 2013, 10:30:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:27:49 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:26:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:01:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/)
Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

Quote
"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now....  noooo:

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived....  noooo:

What a revolting man - I doubt he'll be going ohm any time soon - after all, he might ampere the police investigations!

People need insulating from yobs who conduct themselves like that.
Are we wise to plug his behaviours?  Surely we should be socketing him round his lights
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:39:55 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:37:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:32:18 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 17, 2013, 10:30:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:27:49 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:26:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:01:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/)
Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

Quote
"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now....  noooo:

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived....  noooo:

What a revolting man - I doubt he'll be going ohm any time soon - after all, he might ampere the police investigations!

People need insulating from yobs who conduct themselves like that.
Are we wise to plug his behaviours?  Surely we should be socketing him round his lights

I dunno... perhaps he just blew a fuse....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:44:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:39:55 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:37:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:32:18 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 17, 2013, 10:30:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:27:49 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:26:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:01:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/)
Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

Quote
"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now....  noooo:

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived....  noooo:

What a revolting man - I doubt he'll be going ohm any time soon - after all, he might ampere the police investigations!

People need insulating from yobs who conduct themselves like that.
Are we wise to plug his behaviours?  Surely we should be socketing him round his lights

I dunno... perhaps he just blew a fuse....
Just under high tension maybe
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:47:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:44:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:39:55 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:37:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:32:18 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 17, 2013, 10:30:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:27:49 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:26:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 17, 2013, 10:01:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
This almost sounds stupid enough to be something Nick would have done.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/06/naked-man-wanted-to-get-engaged-got-tasered-instead-3831304/)
Which bit of him got tasered?

Tazer you say?

Quote
"Edwards has since been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer and burglary, as well as being told not to return to the house in question."

I bet he is unemployed - he'll never get a job in the current climate now....  noooo:

He must have been really wired to pull a stunt like that, but a spell in custody should bring him down to earth.

And only fair too - he put up a fair bit of resistance when the police arrived....  noooo:

What a revolting man - I doubt he'll be going ohm any time soon - after all, he might ampere the police investigations!

People need insulating from yobs who conduct themselves like that.
Are we wise to plug his behaviours?  Surely we should be socketing him round his lights

I dunno... perhaps he just blew a fuse....
Just under high tension maybe

Indeed - he thought he was a bright spark when he came up with the idea....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 17, 2013, 10:58:24 AM
Judging by the lightning fast pace of this thread, there are clearly some switched on folk in here today. Have they come by bus to the bar?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 08:30:57 PM
So somewhere wandering around Cardiff there is at least one 7inch asbestos filled tarantula...  eeek:

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/asbestos-contaminated-tarantula-could-loose-cardiff-2512916 (http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/asbestos-contaminated-tarantula-could-loose-cardiff-2512916)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2013, 08:33:43 PM
Just don't take an sharp intake of breath if you see it and you'll be OK.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 08:35:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 08:30:57 PM
So somewhere wandering around Cardiff there is at least one 7inch asbestos filled tarantula...  eeek:

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/asbestos-contaminated-tarantula-could-loose-cardiff-2512916 (http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/asbestos-contaminated-tarantula-could-loose-cardiff-2512916)

They should nuke Cardiff just in case like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 08:36:43 PM
Rule 37 BM?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2013, 08:37:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2013, 08:35:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2013, 08:30:57 PM
So somewhere wandering around Cardiff there is at least one 7inch asbestos filled tarantula...  eeek:

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/asbestos-contaminated-tarantula-could-loose-cardiff-2512916 (http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/asbestos-contaminated-tarantula-could-loose-cardiff-2512916)

They should nuke Cardiff just in case like....  whistle:
Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2013, 07:15:46 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/jury-finds-no-negligence-trial-over-mans-8-200157502.html (http://news.yahoo.com/jury-finds-no-negligence-trial-over-mans-8-200157502.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 07:17:41 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 07:15:46 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/jury-finds-no-negligence-trial-over-mans-8-200157502.html (http://news.yahoo.com/jury-finds-no-negligence-trial-over-mans-8-200157502.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 18, 2013, 07:19:12 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 07:15:46 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/jury-finds-no-negligence-trial-over-mans-8-200157502.html (http://news.yahoo.com/jury-finds-no-negligence-trial-over-mans-8-200157502.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2013, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: Baldy on June 18, 2013, 07:19:12 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 07:15:46 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/jury-finds-no-negligence-trial-over-mans-8-200157502.html (http://news.yahoo.com/jury-finds-no-negligence-trial-over-mans-8-200157502.html)

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2013, 12:39:19 PM
When it comes to climate change, we have to trust our scientists, because they know lots of big scary words (http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/seanthomas/100222487/when-it-comes-to-climate-change-we-have-to-trust-our-scientists-because-they-know-lots-of-big-scary-words/)

Quote
First, I asked Stephen Belcher, the head of the Met Office Hadley Centre, whether the recent extended winter was related to global warming. Shaking his famous “ghost stick”, and fingering his trademark necklace of sharks’ teeth and mammoth bones, the loin-clothed Belcher blew smoke into a conch, and replied,

“Here come de heap big warmy. Bigtime warmy warmy. Is big big hot. Plenty big warm burny hot. Hot! Hot hot! But now not hot. Not hot now. De hot come go, come go. Now Is Coldy Coldy. Is ice. Hot den cold. Frreeeezy ice til hot again. Den de rain. It faaaalllll. Make pasty.”

happy001

Quote
When pressed on the particular outlook for the British Isles. Professor Sutton shook his head, moaned eerily unto the heavens, and stuffed his fingers into the entrails of a recently disembowelled chicken, bought fresh from Waitrose in Teignmouth.

Hurling the still-beating heart of the chicken into a shallow copper salver, Professor Sutton inhaled the aroma of burning incense, then told the Telegraph: “The seven towers of Agamemnon tremble. Much is the discord in the latitude of Gemini. When, when cry the sirens of doom and love. Speckly showers on Tuesday.”

happy002

Quote
So who are we to believe? For a final word, I turned to the greatest climate change scientist of all, Dr David Viner, one-time senior research scientist at the climatic research unit of the University of East Anglia, who predicted in 2000 that, within a few years, winter snowfall would become "a very rare and exciting event".

However, he was trapped under a glacier in Stockport, so was unable to comment at the time the Telegraph went to press.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2013, 12:41:03 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 19, 2013, 12:41:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 19, 2013, 12:39:19 PM
When it comes to climate change, we have to trust our scientists, because they know lots of big scary words (http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/seanthomas/100222487/when-it-comes-to-climate-change-we-have-to-trust-our-scientists-because-they-know-lots-of-big-scary-words/)

Quote
First, I asked Stephen Belcher, the head of the Met Office Hadley Centre, whether the recent extended winter was related to global warming. Shaking his famous “ghost stick”, and fingering his trademark necklace of sharks’ teeth and mammoth bones, the loin-clothed Belcher blew smoke into a conch, and replied,

“Here come de heap big warmy. Bigtime warmy warmy. Is big big hot. Plenty big warm burny hot. Hot! Hot hot! But now not hot. Not hot now. De hot come go, come go. Now Is Coldy Coldy. Is ice. Hot den cold. Frreeeezy ice til hot again. Den de rain. It faaaalllll. Make pasty.”

happy001

Quote
When pressed on the particular outlook for the British Isles. Professor Sutton shook his head, moaned eerily unto the heavens, and stuffed his fingers into the entrails of a recently disembowelled chicken, bought fresh from Waitrose in Teignmouth.

Hurling the still-beating heart of the chicken into a shallow copper salver, Professor Sutton inhaled the aroma of burning incense, then told the Telegraph: “The seven towers of Agamemnon tremble. Much is the discord in the latitude of Gemini. When, when cry the sirens of doom and love. Speckly showers on Tuesday.”

happy002

Quote
So who are we to believe? For a final word, I turned to the greatest climate change scientist of all, Dr David Viner, one-time senior research scientist at the climatic research unit of the University of East Anglia, who predicted in 2000 that, within a few years, winter snowfall would become "a very rare and exciting event".

However, he was trapped under a glacier in Stockport, so was unable to comment at the time the Telegraph went to press.

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 06:51:21 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fr0hmxxznb%2F7942_10151764960789809_570953400_n.jpg&hash=2d1a316c34f569c50e32c0f58ade7a701b451aee) (http://postimg.org/image/r0hmxxznb/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 10:53:05 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fr0hmxxznb%2F7942_10151764960789809_570953400_n.jpg&hash=2d1a316c34f569c50e32c0f58ade7a701b451aee) (http://postimg.org/image/r0hmxxznb/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 20, 2013, 12:00:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fr0hmxxznb%2F7942_10151764960789809_570953400_n.jpg&hash=2d1a316c34f569c50e32c0f58ade7a701b451aee) (http://postimg.org/image/r0hmxxznb/)

Didn't the "dukwtastrophe" occur in "grief central"?

Seems somehow appropriate . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 12:04:37 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 20, 2013, 12:00:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fr0hmxxznb%2F7942_10151764960789809_570953400_n.jpg&hash=2d1a316c34f569c50e32c0f58ade7a701b451aee) (http://postimg.org/image/r0hmxxznb/)

Didn't the "dukwtastrophe" occur in "grief central"?

Seems somehow appropriate . . . .

I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong, but I suspect the original joke may have been the Scally spelling of "Dukw".   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 20, 2013, 12:05:54 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 12:04:37 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 20, 2013, 12:00:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fr0hmxxznb%2F7942_10151764960789809_570953400_n.jpg&hash=2d1a316c34f569c50e32c0f58ade7a701b451aee) (http://postimg.org/image/r0hmxxznb/)

Didn't the "dukwtastrophe" occur in "grief central"?

Seems somehow appropriate . . . .

I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong, but I suspect the original joke may have been the Scally spelling of "Dukw".   whistle:

Don't disagree DS - I think you'reabsolutely right.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 10:31:16 AM
 eeek:   What a load of bollocks  (http://news.uk.msn.com/trending-blog/man-with-10-stone-testicles-has-one-inch-penis-after-op)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 10:33:22 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 10:31:16 AM
eeek:   What a load of bollocks  (http://news.uk.msn.com/trending-blog/man-with-10-stone-testicles-has-one-inch-penis-after-op)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fr0hmxxznb%2F7942_10151764960789809_570953400_n.jpg&hash=2d1a316c34f569c50e32c0f58ade7a701b451aee) (http://postimg.org/image/r0hmxxznb/)

Sorry I know I can be slow but can someone explain this one to me... I have looked and looked but sill don't get it... noooo:   redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 11:20:23 AM
[Boogs, when they tell you, can you let me know please]
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2013, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 22, 2013, 10:33:22 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 10:31:16 AM
eeek:   What a load of bollocks  (http://news.uk.msn.com/trending-blog/man-with-10-stone-testicles-has-one-inch-penis-after-op)

 Shocked:
indeed  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Quote
Mr Warren Jr said his testicles first grew to a colossal size when in 2008 he squashed them while he was asleep.
  eeek:  how?    No, please not Mr Warren - really don't want to know

Quote
But now, as the Sun reports, he is worried he may never be able to make love to a woman again after he claimed the operation left him with a one-inch penis.
After putting your face all over the interweb with that story Mr W then I suggest more like may never get the chance

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 12:06:20 PM
Snake charmer dies after being bitten by a viper during an event aimed at helping audiences overcome their fear of snakes. (http://www.thelocal.de/national/20130620-50419.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 12:07:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 22, 2013, 12:06:20 PM
Snake charmer dies after being bitten by a viper during an event aimed at helping audiences overcome their fear of snakes. (http://www.thelocal.de/national/20130620-50419.html)

happy001

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2013, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 22, 2013, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fr0hmxxznb%2F7942_10151764960789809_570953400_n.jpg&hash=2d1a316c34f569c50e32c0f58ade7a701b451aee) (http://postimg.org/image/r0hmxxznb/)

Sorry I know I can be slow but can someone explain this one to me... I have looked and looked but sill don't get it... noooo:   redface:

In Scallyland, a DUKW amphibious lorry, which had been converted into a water taxi, sank.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21990326 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21990326)

No doubt blinded by the expected avalanche of compensation claims from the unemployable millions of Merseyside, the normally untouchable good reporting of that fine publication, the Liverpool Echo, regressed to spelling the name of the vehicle as DUCK.

The soft, arrogant, uncaring and privately educated Southerners of the VP then proceeded to snigger in their shandies about it.

For a more detailed explanation, PM Nick.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 03:25:38 PM
DS is wrong, it was a Chinese restaurant mistake  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2013, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 22, 2013, 03:25:38 PM
DS is wrong, it was a Chinese restaurant mistake  angel1

Don't be daft, Scally Chinkys only sell sweet and sour chicken.

Or was that the shock? An accidental canard?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 03:29:32 PM
Yes, they got a canary and felt short changed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2013, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 22, 2013, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fr0hmxxznb%2F7942_10151764960789809_570953400_n.jpg&hash=2d1a316c34f569c50e32c0f58ade7a701b451aee) (http://postimg.org/image/r0hmxxznb/)

Sorry I know I can be slow but can someone explain this one to me... I have looked and looked but sill don't get it... noooo:   redface:

In Scallyland, a DUKW amphibious lorry, which had been converted into a water taxi, sank.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21990326 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21990326)

No doubt blinded by the expected avalanche of compensation claims from the unemployable millions of Merseyside, the normally untouchable good reporting of that fine publication, the Liverpool Echo, regressed to spelling the name of the vehicle as DUCK.

The soft, arrogant, uncaring and privately educated Southerners of the VP then proceeded to snigger in their shandies about it.

For a more detailed explanation, PM Nick.

Thank you for that explanation Mr DS.... :thumbsup:   (did you get that JOM)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 03:30:54 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 22, 2013, 03:29:32 PM
Yes, they got a canary and felt short changed
AFFS... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 03:32:02 PM
It was a menu typo  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 03:39:01 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 22, 2013, 03:32:02 PM
It was a menu typo  angel1


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 03:43:17 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2013, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 22, 2013, 03:25:38 PM
DS is wrong, it was a Chinese restaurant mistake  angel1

Don't be daft, Scally Chinkys only sell sweet and sour chicken.

Or was that the shock? An accidental canard?  rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 03:45:19 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 22, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2013, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 22, 2013, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fr0hmxxznb%2F7942_10151764960789809_570953400_n.jpg&hash=2d1a316c34f569c50e32c0f58ade7a701b451aee) (http://postimg.org/image/r0hmxxznb/)

Sorry I know I can be slow but can someone explain this one to me... I have looked and looked but sill don't get it... noooo:   redface:

In Scallyland, a DUKW amphibious lorry, which had been converted into a water taxi, sank.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21990326 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21990326)

No doubt blinded by the expected avalanche of compensation claims from the unemployable millions of Merseyside, the normally untouchable good reporting of that fine publication, the Liverpool Echo, regressed to spelling the name of the vehicle as DUCK.

The soft, arrogant, uncaring and privately educated Southerners of the VP then proceeded to snigger in their shandies about it.

For a more detailed explanation, PM Nick.

Thank you for that explanation Mr DS.... :thumbsup:   (did you get that JOM)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 03:51:15 PM
Someone tell the ginger what a canard is  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2013, 03:52:21 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 22, 2013, 03:51:15 PM
Someone tell the ginger what a canard is  ::)

But you already know.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 03:54:35 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 04:46:45 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2346373/You-eat-cereal-water-Girlfriends-hilarious-dumping-boyfriend-hits-internet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2346373/You-eat-cereal-water-Girlfriends-hilarious-dumping-boyfriend-hits-internet.html)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2013, 04:48:28 PM
Poor Foggy  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 22, 2013, 05:22:00 PM
Here are some 'portly tits'.  Stupid stupid bint.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2346024/Courtney-Stodden-18-shows-new-DD-chest-goes-shopping-husband-Doug-Hutchison-53.h (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2346024/Courtney-Stodden-18-shows-new-DD-chest-goes-shopping-husband-Doug-Hutchison-53.h)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 05:23:45 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 22, 2013, 05:22:00 PM
Here are some 'portly tits'.  Stupid stupid bint.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2346024/Courtney-Stodden-18-shows-new-DD-chest-goes-shopping-husband-Doug-Hutchison-53.h (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2346024/Courtney-Stodden-18-shows-new-DD-chest-goes-shopping-husband-Doug-Hutchison-53.h)

He looks just like my postman!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2013, 06:25:37 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2013, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 22, 2013, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 10:46:08 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fr0hmxxznb%2F7942_10151764960789809_570953400_n.jpg&hash=2d1a316c34f569c50e32c0f58ade7a701b451aee) (http://postimg.org/image/r0hmxxznb/)

Sorry I know I can be slow but can someone explain this one to me... I have looked and looked but sill don't get it... noooo:   redface:

In Scallyland, a DUKW amphibious lorry, which had been converted into a water taxi, sank.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21990326 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21990326)

No doubt blinded by the expected avalanche of compensation claims from the unemployable millions of Merseyside, the normally untouchable good reporting of that fine publication, the Liverpool Echo, regressed to spelling the name of the vehicle as DUCK.

The soft, arrogant, uncaring and privately educated Southerners of the VP then proceeded to snigger in their shandies about it.

For a more detailed explanation, PM Nick.

Ah but the company (http://www.theyellowduckmarine.co.uk/) sold so called Duck tickets so more like connected to this

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fadscam.typepad.com%2F.a%2F6a00d8341bfa1853ef012876774a63970c-250wi&hash=b594ebed6dafb87eaf0a5ef37d86e0bf04d1024a)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 06:27:53 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2013, 03:58:46 AM
Didn't know Nick was looking for lodgers  rubschin:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/12/gumtree-lodger-walrus-advert-weird-news_n_3428644.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/12/gumtree-lodger-walrus-advert-weird-news_n_3428644.html)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2013, 07:29:28 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4980146/I-sphinx-I-saw-it-moving.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4980146/I-sphinx-I-saw-it-moving.html)   scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2013, 09:25:35 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fxlmr8lplx%2FSnickers_Bar.jpg&hash=79f56573266983731bec3b7c371125f0fab891e4) (http://postimg.org/image/xlmr8lplx/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2013, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 23, 2013, 09:25:35 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fxlmr8lplx%2FSnickers_Bar.jpg&hash=79f56573266983731bec3b7c371125f0fab891e4) (http://postimg.org/image/xlmr8lplx/)

Isn't that an AFFS...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2013, 09:32:02 AM
No
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2013, 09:40:45 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 23, 2013, 09:25:35 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fxlmr8lplx%2FSnickers_Bar.jpg&hash=79f56573266983731bec3b7c371125f0fab891e4) (http://postimg.org/image/xlmr8lplx/)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2013, 10:03:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 23, 2013, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 23, 2013, 09:25:35 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fxlmr8lplx%2FSnickers_Bar.jpg&hash=79f56573266983731bec3b7c371125f0fab891e4) (http://postimg.org/image/xlmr8lplx/)

Isn't that an AFFS...?  rubschin:

I think so... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 23, 2013, 10:07:13 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 23, 2013, 09:32:02 AM
No

 Reply 2874  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.2865)  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2013, 10:27:32 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 23, 2013, 10:07:13 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 23, 2013, 09:32:02 AM
No

 Reply 2874  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.2865)  point:
:thumbsup:

Nick should be sent to the Affs step
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 23, 2013, 11:31:06 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 23, 2013, 10:27:32 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 23, 2013, 10:07:13 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 23, 2013, 09:32:02 AM
No

 Reply 2874  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.2865)  point:
:thumbsup:

Nick should be sent to the Affs step

Agreed that is.. if he has not been fished out of the Themes or been mauled by a police dog.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2013, 04:15:24 PM
Sent to the AFFS step? Nick has his own reserved seat there.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2013, 05:42:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 23, 2013, 10:27:32 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 23, 2013, 10:07:13 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 23, 2013, 09:32:02 AM
No

 Reply 2874  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.2865)  point:
:thumbsup:

Nick should be sent to the Affs step

And you get a good shoeing for posting three larfy faces and encouraging him!  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2013, 05:54:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 23, 2013, 05:42:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 23, 2013, 10:27:32 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 23, 2013, 10:07:13 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 23, 2013, 09:32:02 AM
No

 Reply 2874  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.2865)  point:
:thumbsup:

Nick should be sent to the Affs step

And you get a good shoeing for posting three larfy faces and encouraging him!  point:
Just trying to make sure he's "on form" when he escapes into Cyprus.


"Shoeing"  oh yeah like you could tie up the laces
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2013, 05:56:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 23, 2013, 05:54:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 23, 2013, 05:42:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 23, 2013, 10:27:32 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 23, 2013, 10:07:13 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 23, 2013, 09:32:02 AM
No

 Reply 2874  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.2865)  point:
:thumbsup:

Nick should be sent to the Affs step

And you get a good shoeing for posting three larfy faces and encouraging him!  point:
Just trying to make sure he's "on form" when he escapes into Cyprus.


"Shoeing"  oh yeah like you could tie up the laces

It's Nick that can't do laces ...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2013, 05:58:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 23, 2013, 05:56:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 23, 2013, 05:54:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 23, 2013, 05:42:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 23, 2013, 10:27:32 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 23, 2013, 10:07:13 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 23, 2013, 09:32:02 AM
No

 Reply 2874  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.2865)  point:
:thumbsup:

Nick should be sent to the Affs step

And you get a good shoeing for posting three larfy faces and encouraging him!  point:
Just trying to make sure he's "on form" when he escapes into Cyprus.


"Shoeing"  oh yeah like you could tie up the laces

It's Nick that can't do laces ...... noooo:

Velcro...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2013, 06:04:42 PM
I hate laces but a major reason for using them is to dis those berks that wear over sized trainers with the laces removed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 25, 2013, 05:54:08 AM
 Anti-perv stockings  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/17/china-hair-stockings_n_3455250.html?ir=Weird+News)  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2013, 06:48:28 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 25, 2013, 05:54:08 AM
Anti-perv stockings  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/17/china-hair-stockings_n_3455250.html?ir=Weird+News)  noooo:

I'll order some for Misty!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on June 25, 2013, 11:31:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 25, 2013, 06:48:28 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 25, 2013, 05:54:08 AM
Anti-perv stockings  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/17/china-hair-stockings_n_3455250.html?ir=Weird+News)  noooo:

I'll order some for Misty!  Thumbs:


 :thumbsup:  You are always so thoughtful.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2013, 12:15:38 PM
A woman I used to work with had legs like that for real 

It was like a road accident thing.  You know it's going to be a grim sight but you gonna look anyway
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:16:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2013, 12:15:38 PM
A woman I used to work with had legs like that for real 

It was like a road accident thing.  You know it's going to be a grim sight but you gonna look anyway
How long had she been a woman?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 04:18:11 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2013, 04:40:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:16:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2013, 12:15:38 PM
A woman I used to work with had legs like that for real 

It was like a road accident thing.  You know it's going to be a grim sight but you gonna look anyway
How long had she been a woman?
She was married!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Mrs Growler?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2013, 04:44:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 25, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Mrs Growler?  eeek:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:45:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2013, 04:40:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:16:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2013, 12:15:38 PM
A woman I used to work with had legs like that for real 

It was like a road accident thing.  You know it's going to be a grim sight but you gonna look anyway
How long had she been a woman?
She was married!
What did her wife think of the legs?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:46:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 25, 2013, 04:44:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 25, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Mrs Growler?  eeek:

happy001
drumroll:
We won't hear from him until September now.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 04:46:50 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2013, 04:52:24 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 25, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Mrs Growler?  eeek:
Doubt it.  She and hubbie were software engineers, they came as a package.  At first she really was quite attractive and unlike him a fair decent s'w engineer but then the legs got hairier and hairier.

I suspect (=wild arsed guess) that she was deciding to go bat for another team and so stopped doing the sort of leg maintenance most laydees do.

Didn't help that she had jet black hair

Anyway I moved departments and never saw them again so I figure they left for other employ - or they fell into the pie making machine
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 04:55:03 PM
Ovarian cysts  :thumbsup:  I shared an office with a bearded wumman once. I got delegated to tell her  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2013, 06:14:36 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:45:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2013, 04:40:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2013, 04:16:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2013, 12:15:38 PM
A woman I used to work with had legs like that for real 

It was like a road accident thing.  You know it's going to be a grim sight but you gonna look anyway
How long had she been a woman?
She was married!
What did her wife think of the legs?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2013, 11:30:08 PM
I know that Whitby is full of odd buggers but surely they didn't have to elect one  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2343983/Whitby-Councillor-Simon-Parkes-tells-ITVs-The-Morning-I-lost-virginity-alien-holographic-age-FIVE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2343983/Whitby-Councillor-Simon-Parkes-tells-ITVs-The-Morning-I-lost-virginity-alien-holographic-age-FIVE.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2013, 08:50:57 AM
http://www.grough.co.uk/magazine/2013/06/25/clean-up-squad-discovers-octopus-on-scafell-pike (http://www.grough.co.uk/magazine/2013/06/25/clean-up-squad-discovers-octopus-on-scafell-pike)  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2013, 04:02:53 PM
Gotta love the guys sense of revenge  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2348787/Angry-driver-takes-revenge-double-parker-filling-car-CONCRETE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2348787/Angry-driver-takes-revenge-double-parker-filling-car-CONCRETE.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2013, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2013, 04:02:53 PM
Gotta love the guys sense of revenge  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2348787/Angry-driver-takes-revenge-double-parker-filling-car-CONCRETE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2348787/Angry-driver-takes-revenge-double-parker-filling-car-CONCRETE.html)

I love it! happy001

It isn't a fucking Bentley tho is it? What a shit-arse useless rag that is....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 26, 2013, 08:17:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 26, 2013, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2013, 04:02:53 PM
Gotta love the guys sense of revenge  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2348787/Angry-driver-takes-revenge-double-parker-filling-car-CONCRETE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2348787/Angry-driver-takes-revenge-double-parker-filling-car-CONCRETE.html)

I love it! happy001

It isn't a fucking Bentley tho is it? What a shit-arse useless rag that is....  noooo:

Quote
Concrete revenge: Onlookers can be heard laughing in disbelief on the video as the car is flooded with cement

and it's not cement, it's concrete  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 26, 2013, 10:54:10 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 26, 2013, 08:17:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 26, 2013, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2013, 04:02:53 PM
Gotta love the guys sense of revenge  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2348787/Angry-driver-takes-revenge-double-parker-filling-car-CONCRETE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2348787/Angry-driver-takes-revenge-double-parker-filling-car-CONCRETE.html)

I love it! happy001

It isn't a fucking Bentley tho is it? What a shit-arse useless rag that is....  noooo:

Quote
Concrete revenge: Onlookers can be heard laughing in disbelief on the video as the car is flooded with cement

and it's not cement, it's concrete  cussing:

Could be tarmac .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 27, 2013, 03:08:25 PM
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/tips-moves/kink-workshop-mistress-nina-payne?src=spr_FBPAGE&spr_id=1440_10229645 (http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/tips-moves/kink-workshop-mistress-nina-payne?src=spr_FBPAGE&spr_id=1440_10229645)

 eeek: eeek: sex014 sex014 Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2013, 03:11:21 PM
Is there anything you want to tell us?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 27, 2013, 03:16:22 PM
Mr C made me look at the page, honest.  I was quite innocently looking for a short clip done by a teacher. angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 27, 2013, 09:34:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350015/Ridiculous-looking-road-markings-left-workmen-repaint-word-SLOW.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350015/Ridiculous-looking-road-markings-left-workmen-repaint-word-SLOW.html)

One for JOM...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2013, 05:42:45 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 27, 2013, 09:34:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350015/Ridiculous-looking-road-markings-left-workmen-repaint-word-SLOW.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350015/Ridiculous-looking-road-markings-left-workmen-repaint-word-SLOW.html)

One for JOM...... rubschin:

Amazing....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 28, 2013, 06:35:04 AM
Enough to make you  sad32:

As the article says, they only have to reinstate the area they worked on. Common sense went out of the window many years ago, however some  angel1 would find the money to do the rest, some  angel1 would say, look while you're here, do the rest, and we'll sort out that bit down there for you in exchange. It's about common sense and relationships.... and if they didn't, they'd find it a lot harder to carry out works next time  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2013, 09:38:50 AM
If the Council maintained the road properly then it wouldn't show up. 

"if the council maintained the road properly" - yeah like that would ever happen

But that's who's to blame imho
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2013, 11:00:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 28, 2013, 09:38:50 AM
If the Council maintained the road properly then it wouldn't show up. 

"if the council maintained the road properly" - yeah like that would ever happen

But that's who's to blame imho

Very good point...

It isn't so much that the new lettering stands out but that the old lettering is unreadable...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 28, 2013, 06:09:24 PM
er....funding?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2013, 06:35:19 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 28, 2013, 06:09:24 PM
er....funding?

Not so much lack of funding tho is it...?

More like pissing the cash away on stuff that people don't want/never voted for....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 28, 2013, 06:54:10 PM
That's centrally driven (assuming speed humps, other traffic calming measures etc), so much money is ring-fenced, very little is there for maintenance

For my patch, last October the government announced that to "boost the economy" they were giving £170 million to spend on the roads. Our share of that pot was £17 million. "Oh great" we thought, "we can do much needed works in lane 3 here for 1km, lanes 1 and 2 there for 2km" etc etc

"Oh no you can't" they said, we need schemes that lead to new developements, to new factories that we are going to fund too" ... I kid you not, the unwritten criteria was that they want schemes where a minister can cut a ribbon to open the bloody thing  noooo:  We have factories and warehouses closing down here, there and everywhere that are gathering dust, and they want to build new ones  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2013, 06:58:15 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 28, 2013, 06:54:10 PM
That's centrally driven (assuming speed humps, other traffic calming measures etc), so much money is ring-fenced, very little is there for maintenance

For my patch, last October the government announced that to "boost the economy" they were giving £170 million to spend on the roads. Our share of that pot was £17 million. "Oh great" we thought, "we can do much needed works in lane 3 here for 1km, lanes 1 and 2 there for 2km" etc etc

"Oh no you can't" they said, we need schemes that lead to new developements, to new factories that we are going to fund too" ... I kid you not, the unwritten criteria was that they want schemes where a minister can cut a ribbon to open the bloody thing  noooo:  We have factories and warehouses closing down here, there and everywhere that are covering dust, and they want to build new ones  cussing:

Zackly...

Tis sickening to see billions pissed away....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 30, 2013, 05:14:00 AM
Morning folks, tea is ready. smile:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2013, 06:16:52 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 30, 2013, 05:14:00 AM
Morning folks, tea is ready. smile:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 30, 2013, 06:37:00 AM
 shrugs:  I'm not awake properly yet give me a moment and I will be in the right place.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2013, 06:37:48 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 30, 2013, 06:37:00 AM
shrugs:  I'm not awake properly yet give me a moment and I will be in the right place.

Okay... I'm not trying that first pot of tea tho....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2013, 06:40:25 AM
Still no sleep, hope nobody else wants coffee as I'm about to drain the machine.  eatdrink013
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 30, 2013, 06:45:02 AM
Well if you insist on waking up in a strange bed every morning what you you expect young whipper snapper?
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2013, 04:05:55 PM
No such luck there, just a combination of insomnia and feckin rowdy students  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2013, 04:38:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2013, 04:05:55 PM
. . . and feckin rowdy students  Banghead

we hope you took appropriate precautions
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2013, 11:55:50 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/10151145/Summer-is-finally-here-with-heatwave-until-late-July.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/10151145/Summer-is-finally-here-with-heatwave-until-late-July.html)

And ginge is paying munny to come over here.  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 01, 2013, 09:30:40 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/10137953/Cleaner-air-linked-to-more-hurricanes.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/10137953/Cleaner-air-linked-to-more-hurricanes.html)

I said no good would come of the "tom greenery" - I'd say this is pretty fantastic - clean the air to fix the climate, and what happens?  <snigger>
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2013, 10:04:16 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 01, 2013, 09:30:40 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/10137953/Cleaner-air-linked-to-more-hurricanes.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/10137953/Cleaner-air-linked-to-more-hurricanes.html)

I said no good would come of the "tom greenery" - I'd say this is pretty fantastic - clean the air to fix the climate, and what happens?  <snigger>

First line tells you all you need to know about it tho doesn't it...?  noooo:

Quote
Researchers from the Met Office established a direct link between levels of industrial pollution and the frequency of hurricanes in the North Atlantic.

And true to form, our junk science expectations are confirmed...

Quote
In the North Atlantic there has been a clear increase in the frequency of tropical storms and hurricanes, rising from an average of 10 per year between 1850 and 1990 to 15 per year between 1998 and 2007.

Why compare the 140 year period 1850 to 1990 to the 9 year period 1998 to 2007...? What happened to the years 1991 through 1997 or the years 2008 to 2012...? Shrugs:

Cherry-picked data is always the sign of poor science...

And we're paying billions  for this shite....  angry037
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2013, 10:38:41 AM
exactly

it's the old problem of it's easy for a charlattan to use false statistical analysis to fool so many

Ever heard the ice cream and drownings fallacy?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2013, 10:42:43 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 01, 2013, 10:38:41 AM
exactly

it's the old problem of it's easy for a charlattan to use false statistical analysis to fool so many

Ever heard the ice cream and drownings fallacy?

Yes indeed!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 01, 2013, 11:31:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 01, 2013, 10:38:41 AM
exactly

it's the old problem of it's easy for a charlattan to use false statistical analysis to fool so many

Ever heard the ice cream and drownings fallacy?

No. Do elaborate.

Is it like the ban sober drivers - after all, they are in 75% of the accidents?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2013, 11:33:11 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 01, 2013, 11:31:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 01, 2013, 10:38:41 AM
exactly

it's the old problem of it's easy for a charlattan to use false statistical analysis to fool so many

Ever heard the ice cream and drownings fallacy?

No. Do elaborate.

Is it like the ban sober drivers - after all, they are in 75% of the accidents?

Essentially yes...

More people drown in the summer and more ice cream is consumed in the summer... ipso facto ice creaming causes drowning.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 01, 2013, 11:37:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2013, 11:33:11 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 01, 2013, 11:31:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 01, 2013, 10:38:41 AM
exactly

it's the old problem of it's easy for a charlattan to use false statistical analysis to fool so many

Ever heard the ice cream and drownings fallacy?

No. Do elaborate.

Is it like the ban sober drivers - after all, they are in 75% of the accidents?

Essentially yes...

More people drown in the summer and more ice cream is consumed in the summer... ipso facto ice creaming causes drowning.... ::)

In essence then, they're using the exact same ways and means as they used to hype up the whole "Global Climate Warming Change" borlocks then.   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2013, 11:52:41 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 01, 2013, 11:37:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2013, 11:33:11 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 01, 2013, 11:31:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 01, 2013, 10:38:41 AM
exactly

it's the old problem of it's easy for a charlattan to use false statistical analysis to fool so many

Ever heard the ice cream and drownings fallacy?

No. Do elaborate.

Is it like the ban sober drivers - after all, they are in 75% of the accidents?

Essentially yes...

More people drown in the summer and more ice cream is consumed in the summer... ipso facto ice creaming causes drowning.... ::)

In essence then, they're using the exact same ways and means as they used to hype up the whole "Global Climate Warming Change" borlocks then.   rubschin:

Yes indeedy!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2013, 12:37:23 PM
Yep

It's not that statistics as such lie but that charlattans know that the masses seek the first and simplest interpretation and once conned will never admit their stupidity
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 01, 2013, 12:41:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 01, 2013, 12:37:23 PM
Yep

It's not that statistics as such lie but that charlattans know that the masses seek the first and simplest interpretation and once conned will never admit their stupidity

Unfortunately so true.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2013, 09:34:53 AM
I just love the fact this guy gave an interview on national television about his missing collection.  lol:

I http://www.wcsh6.com/news/article/232285/108/Michigan-mans-7500-vintage-porn-collection-stolen (http://www.wcsh6.com/news/article/232285/108/Michigan-mans-7500-vintage-porn-collection-stolen)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2013, 10:26:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2013, 09:34:53 AM
I just love the fact this guy gave an interview on national television about his missing collection.  lol:

I http://www.wcsh6.com/news/article/232285/108/Michigan-mans-7500-vintage-porn-collection-stolen (http://www.wcsh6.com/news/article/232285/108/Michigan-mans-7500-vintage-porn-collection-stolen)
I expect the Police Department are pulling all their resources together to catch the perpetrator.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2013, 02:13:04 PM
And they will be certain to get a stiff sentence.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2013, 02:17:28 PM
http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/500-000-public-money-spent-pavements-fat-people/story-19483457-detail/story.html#axzz2YBGHyFGX (http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/500-000-public-money-spent-pavements-fat-people/story-19483457-detail/story.html#axzz2YBGHyFGX)   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2013, 02:21:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 05, 2013, 02:17:28 PM
http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/500-000-public-money-spent-pavements-fat-people/story-19483457-detail/story.html#axzz2YBGHyFGX (http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/500-000-public-money-spent-pavements-fat-people/story-19483457-detail/story.html#axzz2YBGHyFGX)   noooo:

Those biting cuts and austerity measures eh...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 05, 2013, 05:14:32 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 05, 2013, 02:17:28 PM
http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/500-000-public-money-spent-pavements-fat-people/story-19483457-detail/story.html#axzz2YBGHyFGX (http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/500-000-public-money-spent-pavements-fat-people/story-19483457-detail/story.html#axzz2YBGHyFGX)   noooo:

 Banghead  Banghead  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2013, 08:17:48 PM
Hey I've had a great idea for a holiday, we could go camping in something shaped like a giant Gstring 400 odd feet about a ravine.  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F07%2F05%2Farticle-2356795-1AABFB56000005DC-191_634x423.jpg&hash=128948873983fbb2ad8e89fe8dfaad402b856706)

Hey I've had a great idea as well....bollocks to that.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 05, 2013, 10:38:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2013, 08:17:48 PM
Hey I've had a great idea for a holiday, we could go camping in something shaped like a giant Gstring 400 odd feet about a ravine.  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F07%2F05%2Farticle-2356795-1AABFB56000005DC-191_634x423.jpg&hash=128948873983fbb2ad8e89fe8dfaad402b856706)

Hey I've had a great idea as well....bollocks to that.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html)
:thumbsup:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2013, 10:43:09 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 05, 2013, 10:38:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2013, 08:17:48 PM
Hey I've had a great idea for a holiday, we could go camping in something shaped like a giant Gstring 400 odd feet about a ravine.  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F07%2F05%2Farticle-2356795-1AABFB56000005DC-191_634x423.jpg&hash=128948873983fbb2ad8e89fe8dfaad402b856706)

Hey I've had a great idea as well....bollocks to that.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html)
:thumbsup:  lol: lol: lol:
Thumbs: Thumbs:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2013, 06:40:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2013, 08:17:48 PM
Hey I've had a great idea for a holiday, we could go camping in something shaped like a giant Gstring 400 odd feet about a ravine.  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F07%2F05%2Farticle-2356795-1AABFB56000005DC-191_634x423.jpg&hash=128948873983fbb2ad8e89fe8dfaad402b856706)

Hey I've had a great idea as well....bollocks to that.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html)

I wouldn't dare get up for a piss in the middle of the night....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2013, 10:03:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2013, 06:40:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2013, 08:17:48 PM
Hey I've had a great idea for a holiday, we could go camping in something shaped like a giant Gstring 400 odd feet about a ravine.  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F07%2F05%2Farticle-2356795-1AABFB56000005DC-191_634x423.jpg&hash=128948873983fbb2ad8e89fe8dfaad402b856706)

Hey I've had a great idea as well....bollocks to that.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html)

I wouldn't dare get up for a piss in the middle of the night....  noooo:

You don't now, hence the rubber sheets. ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2013, 10:56:55 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2013, 10:03:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2013, 06:40:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2013, 08:17:48 PM
Hey I've had a great idea for a holiday, we could go camping in something shaped like a giant Gstring 400 odd feet about a ravine.  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F07%2F05%2Farticle-2356795-1AABFB56000005DC-191_634x423.jpg&hash=128948873983fbb2ad8e89fe8dfaad402b856706)

Hey I've had a great idea as well....bollocks to that.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356795/Would-camp-Thrill-seekers-pitch-tents-ravine-just-rope-420-FEET-drop.html)

I wouldn't dare get up for a piss in the middle of the night....  noooo:

You don't now, hence the rubber sheets. ::)

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on July 07, 2013, 02:53:47 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23215676 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23215676)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 07, 2013, 03:10:35 PM
Quote from: tel on July 07, 2013, 02:53:47 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23215676 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23215676)
eeek: eeek: eeek:

and guess where the World Cup is next year
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on July 07, 2013, 03:16:11 PM
New England away kit

http://www.safeguardclothing.co.uk/cotton-bullet-stab-proof-vest-carrier/cotton-ii-bullet-stab-spike-proof-vest/?gclid=CIqzhqrWnbgCFYdd3godlQEAUg (http://www.safeguardclothing.co.uk/cotton-bullet-stab-proof-vest-carrier/cotton-ii-bullet-stab-spike-proof-vest/?gclid=CIqzhqrWnbgCFYdd3godlQEAUg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 07, 2013, 03:45:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2013, 03:10:35 PM
Quote from: tel on July 07, 2013, 02:53:47 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23215676 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23215676)
eeek: eeek: eeek:

and guess where the World Cup is next year

Bit extreme ......They take it serious then..... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2013, 05:15:31 PM
Brazil nuts  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2013, 07:24:29 AM
Hey I've just had another great idea for a holiday, we could go to this Latvian prison hotel.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358086/Not-exactly-relaxing-vacation-Inside-hotel-converted-prison-guests-sign-release-forms-agreeing-verbally-abused-punished-physical-exercise-inmate-experience.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358086/Not-exactly-relaxing-vacation-Inside-hotel-converted-prison-guests-sign-release-forms-agreeing-verbally-abused-punished-physical-exercise-inmate-experience.html)

Well guess what, my idea is the same as before. Bollocks to that.  eeek:

Old Padlock Pockets may be considering it as its cheap though.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 08, 2013, 07:44:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2013, 07:24:29 AM
Hey I've just had another great idea for a holiday, we could go to this Latvian prison hotel.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358086/Not-exactly-relaxing-vacation-Inside-hotel-converted-prison-guests-sign-release-forms-agreeing-verbally-abused-punished-physical-exercise-inmate-experience.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358086/Not-exactly-relaxing-vacation-Inside-hotel-converted-prison-guests-sign-release-forms-agreeing-verbally-abused-punished-physical-exercise-inmate-experience.html)


Have you read that properly?

It says inmate experience.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2013, 08:51:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2013, 07:24:29 AM
Hey I've just had another great idea for a holiday, we could go to this Latvian prison hotel.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358086/Not-exactly-relaxing-vacation-Inside-hotel-converted-prison-guests-sign-release-forms-agreeing-verbally-abused-punished-physical-exercise-inmate-experience.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358086/Not-exactly-relaxing-vacation-Inside-hotel-converted-prison-guests-sign-release-forms-agreeing-verbally-abused-punished-physical-exercise-inmate-experience.html)

Well guess what, my idea is the same as before. Bollocks to that.  eeek:

Old Padlock Pockets may be considering it as its cheap though.  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 08, 2013, 03:38:41 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 08, 2013, 08:51:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2013, 07:24:29 AM
Hey I've just had another great idea for a holiday, we could go to this Latvian prison hotel.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358086/Not-exactly-relaxing-vacation-Inside-hotel-converted-prison-guests-sign-release-forms-agreeing-verbally-abused-punished-physical-exercise-inmate-experience.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358086/Not-exactly-relaxing-vacation-Inside-hotel-converted-prison-guests-sign-release-forms-agreeing-verbally-abused-punished-physical-exercise-inmate-experience.html)

Well guess what, my idea is the same as before. Bollocks to that.  eeek:

Old Padlock Pockets may be considering it as its cheap though.  whistle:

 evil:

At least it looks like you can have a fag inside.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 08, 2013, 06:58:53 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 08, 2013, 03:38:41 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 08, 2013, 08:51:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2013, 07:24:29 AM
Hey I've just had another great idea for a holiday, we could go to this Latvian prison hotel.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358086/Not-exactly-relaxing-vacation-Inside-hotel-converted-prison-guests-sign-release-forms-agreeing-verbally-abused-punished-physical-exercise-inmate-experience.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358086/Not-exactly-relaxing-vacation-Inside-hotel-converted-prison-guests-sign-release-forms-agreeing-verbally-abused-punished-physical-exercise-inmate-experience.html)

Well guess what, my idea is the same as before. Bollocks to that.  eeek:

Old Padlock Pockets may be considering it as its cheap though.  whistle:

 evil:

At least it looks like you can have a fag inside.... :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2013, 05:48:18 AM
 Oh dear, how sad, never mind  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23237076)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2013, 05:59:15 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 09, 2013, 05:48:18 AM
Oh dear, how sad, never mind  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23237076)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsatireknight.wikispaces.com%2Ffile%2Fview%2Ftiny_violin.png%2F173243665%2Ftiny_violin.png&hash=d65753be58f38da25caf558f0934269165e404f3)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2013, 11:51:32 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 09, 2013, 05:48:18 AM
Oh dear, how sad, never mind  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23237076)
Who would have expected he would get such treatment from his fellow inmates?

I'm sure if the guards thought there was any danger of such an attack, they would never have allowed him to walk about unprotected.
They must be so upset.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 11:52:37 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2013, 11:51:32 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 09, 2013, 05:48:18 AM
Oh dear, how sad, never mind  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23237076)
Who would have expected he would get such treatment from his fellow inmates?

I'm sure if the guards thought there was any danger of such an attack, they would never have allowed him to walk about unprotected.
They must be so upset.

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 12:19:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358737/Boyfriends-terrifying-wake-prank-girlfriend-using-giant-puppet-replica-creepy-ghost-girl-horror-movie-The-Ring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358737/Boyfriends-terrifying-wake-prank-girlfriend-using-giant-puppet-replica-creepy-ghost-girl-horror-movie-The-Ring.html)


 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 02:36:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 12:19:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358737/Boyfriends-terrifying-wake-prank-girlfriend-using-giant-puppet-replica-creepy-ghost-girl-horror-movie-The-Ring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358737/Boyfriends-terrifying-wake-prank-girlfriend-using-giant-puppet-replica-creepy-ghost-girl-horror-movie-The-Ring.html)


 ;D

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 09, 2013, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 02:36:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 12:19:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358737/Boyfriends-terrifying-wake-prank-girlfriend-using-giant-puppet-replica-creepy-ghost-girl-horror-movie-The-Ring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358737/Boyfriends-terrifying-wake-prank-girlfriend-using-giant-puppet-replica-creepy-ghost-girl-horror-movie-The-Ring.html)


 ;D

 lol: lol:

Had he done that to me he would have had it shoved where the sun don't shine... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 07:29:47 PM
If you look closely you can see BM towers just on the right of those windmills.  Thumbs:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/propertymarket/10168770/Top-10-things-that-devalue-your-home.html#?frame=2612910 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/propertymarket/10168770/Top-10-things-that-devalue-your-home.html#?frame=2612910)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2013, 07:34:26 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 02:36:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 12:19:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358737/Boyfriends-terrifying-wake-prank-girlfriend-using-giant-puppet-replica-creepy-ghost-girl-horror-movie-The-Ring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358737/Boyfriends-terrifying-wake-prank-girlfriend-using-giant-puppet-replica-creepy-ghost-girl-horror-movie-The-Ring.html)


 ;D

 lol: lol:

 lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 08:02:04 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 09, 2013, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 02:36:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 12:19:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358737/Boyfriends-terrifying-wake-prank-girlfriend-using-giant-puppet-replica-creepy-ghost-girl-horror-movie-The-Ring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358737/Boyfriends-terrifying-wake-prank-girlfriend-using-giant-puppet-replica-creepy-ghost-girl-horror-movie-The-Ring.html)


 ;D

 lol: lol:

Had he done that to me he would have had it shoved where the sun don't shine... whistle:

That is very accomadating ..........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2013, 09:22:53 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 09, 2013, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 02:36:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2013, 12:19:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358737/Boyfriends-terrifying-wake-prank-girlfriend-using-giant-puppet-replica-creepy-ghost-girl-horror-movie-The-Ring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358737/Boyfriends-terrifying-wake-prank-girlfriend-using-giant-puppet-replica-creepy-ghost-girl-horror-movie-The-Ring.html)


 ;D

 lol: lol:

Had he done that to me he would have had it shoved where the sun don't shine... whistle:
That video is yet to appear on YouTube.  You have to say what a loser that guy is

but  lol: lol: lol: though


Is it just me that clicks on DM links and finds themselves distracted by the sidebar images?

like

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F07%2F09%2Farticle-2358945-1ABB8274000005DC-136_154x115.jpg&hash=a9d4ba721e11d75c463197f2532886be0067d5f4)  Rihanna apparently
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2013, 09:29:07 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 07:29:47 PM
If you look closely you can see BM towers just on the right of those windmills.  Thumbs:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/propertymarket/10168770/Top-10-things-that-devalue-your-home.html#?frame=2612910 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/propertymarket/10168770/Top-10-things-that-devalue-your-home.html#?frame=2612910)
So are you saying being near BM Towers is one of the top ten things that devalue properties?

Well there's the constant cursing at MeMI, the smell of popcorn seasoning, the 152nd loud screening of Moulin Rouge and the constant worry that the Nick will knock on your door by mistake
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 09:38:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 09, 2013, 09:29:07 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 09, 2013, 07:29:47 PM
If you look closely you can see BM towers just on the right of those windmills.  Thumbs:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/propertymarket/10168770/Top-10-things-that-devalue-your-home.html#?frame=2612910 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/propertymarket/10168770/Top-10-things-that-devalue-your-home.html#?frame=2612910)
So are you saying being near BM Towers is one of the top ten things that devalue properties?

Well there's the constant cursing at MeMI, the smell of popcorn seasoning, the 152nd loud screening of Moulin Rouge and the constant worry that the Nick will knock on your door by mistake

BM has not much chance of getting more than 500 Euros with all that lot going on. Still the windmills might help reduce his electricity bill one day.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 08:21:27 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 03:56:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359288/Cheetah-ing-death-Impala-escapes-hungry-predators-jumping-car-tourists-let-coast-clear.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359288/Cheetah-ing-death-Impala-escapes-hungry-predators-jumping-car-tourists-let-coast-clear.html)

Taxi,........ eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 04:06:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 03:56:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359288/Cheetah-ing-death-Impala-escapes-hungry-predators-jumping-car-tourists-let-coast-clear.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359288/Cheetah-ing-death-Impala-escapes-hungry-predators-jumping-car-tourists-let-coast-clear.html)

Taxi,........ eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2013, 04:15:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 03:56:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359288/Cheetah-ing-death-Impala-escapes-hungry-predators-jumping-car-tourists-let-coast-clear.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359288/Cheetah-ing-death-Impala-escapes-hungry-predators-jumping-car-tourists-let-coast-clear.html)

Taxi,........ eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 04:17:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 10, 2013, 04:15:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 03:56:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359288/Cheetah-ing-death-Impala-escapes-hungry-predators-jumping-car-tourists-let-coast-clear.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359288/Cheetah-ing-death-Impala-escapes-hungry-predators-jumping-car-tourists-let-coast-clear.html)

Taxi,........ eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:  :thumbsup:

If that was here ...the BBQ would be on now........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2013, 04:57:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 04:17:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 10, 2013, 04:15:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2013, 03:56:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359288/Cheetah-ing-death-Impala-escapes-hungry-predators-jumping-car-tourists-let-coast-clear.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359288/Cheetah-ing-death-Impala-escapes-hungry-predators-jumping-car-tourists-let-coast-clear.html)

Taxi,........ eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:  :thumbsup:

If that was here ...the BBQ would be on now........ noooo:

Indeed.... two cheetahs on a spit...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2013, 01:04:59 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2360116/Aliens-stole-car--Man-recounts-moment-teenage-friends-watched-fleet-spacecraft-belongings-pet-dog.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2360116/Aliens-stole-car--Man-recounts-moment-teenage-friends-watched-fleet-spacecraft-belongings-pet-dog.html)

Dont know why but this story made me think of Bill Hicks.  lol:

Bill Hicks - UFOs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1MuT_KSOo4#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 07:49:59 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10177548/San-Francisco-plane-crash-TV-station-apologises-for-broadcasting-fake-racially-offensive-pilot-names.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10177548/San-Francisco-plane-crash-TV-station-apologises-for-broadcasting-fake-racially-offensive-pilot-names.html)
 lol: lol: lol:
Someone in the back office might be looking for a new job.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 08:44:06 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 07:49:59 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10177548/San-Francisco-plane-crash-TV-station-apologises-for-broadcasting-fake-racially-offensive-pilot-names.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10177548/San-Francisco-plane-crash-TV-station-apologises-for-broadcasting-fake-racially-offensive-pilot-names.html)
 lol: lol: lol: ;D
Someone in the back office might be looking for a new job.

 ;D ;D ;D

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2013, 09:37:19 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 07:49:59 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10177548/San-Francisco-plane-crash-TV-station-apologises-for-broadcasting-fake-racially-offensive-pilot-names.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10177548/San-Francisco-plane-crash-TV-station-apologises-for-broadcasting-fake-racially-offensive-pilot-names.html)
 lol: lol: lol:
Someone in the back office might be looking for a new job.
happy001

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 13, 2013, 09:39:08 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 07:49:59 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10177548/San-Francisco-plane-crash-TV-station-apologises-for-broadcasting-fake-racially-offensive-pilot-names.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10177548/San-Francisco-plane-crash-TV-station-apologises-for-broadcasting-fake-racially-offensive-pilot-names.html)
 lol: lol: lol:
Someone in the back office might be looking for a new job.

Excellent!  Needs to be shared...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 10:25:29 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2362522/Man-killed-1-5tonne-cow-crashes-corrugated-iron-roof-slept.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2362522/Man-killed-1-5tonne-cow-crashes-corrugated-iron-roof-slept.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2013, 10:32:59 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 10:25:29 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2362522/Man-killed-1-5tonne-cow-crashes-corrugated-iron-roof-slept.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2362522/Man-killed-1-5tonne-cow-crashes-corrugated-iron-roof-slept.html)

 eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

And the dastardly cow wot dunnit gets off scot free . . . . . .  for now (http://www.birdseye.co.uk/en-uk/range/red_meat/original_beef_burgers_with_onion_96001968/)   ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2013, 11:07:35 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 07:49:59 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10177548/San-Francisco-plane-crash-TV-station-apologises-for-broadcasting-fake-racially-offensive-pilot-names.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10177548/San-Francisco-plane-crash-TV-station-apologises-for-broadcasting-fake-racially-offensive-pilot-names.html)
 lol: lol: lol:
Someone in the back office might be looking for a new job.

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 13, 2013, 11:12:24 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 07:49:59 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10177548/San-Francisco-plane-crash-TV-station-apologises-for-broadcasting-fake-racially-offensive-pilot-names.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10177548/San-Francisco-plane-crash-TV-station-apologises-for-broadcasting-fake-racially-offensive-pilot-names.html)
 lol: lol: lol:
Someone in the back office might be looking for a new job.

 happy001  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2013, 01:43:42 PM

Man burgled while accomplice swan naked in his pool (http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/stephen-amaral-robbed-while-naked-swimming-woman-distracts-him)

Course I'd never fool for that trick . . .





 . . . all the time we haven't got a pool
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2013, 01:46:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 14, 2013, 01:43:42 PM

Man burgled while accomplice swan naked in his pool (http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/stephen-amaral-robbed-while-naked-swimming-woman-distracts-him)

Course I'd never fool for that trick . . .





 . . . all the time we haven't got a pool

And an ex-copper......... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html)

 eeek:    sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 07:28:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html)

 eeek:    sick2:

EEEEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 16, 2013, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html)

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 07:58:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html)

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 07:58:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html)

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 07:58:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html)

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:

Bin bags?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:22:15 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 07:58:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html)

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:

Bin bags?

Yes to bring with me  :thumbsup:
Hope you have started saving for my booze ... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:26:03 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:22:15 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 07:58:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html)

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:

Bin bags?

Yes to bring with me  :thumbsup:
Hope you have started saving for my booze ... :thumbsup:

Already got it in......a couple of Babycham, left over from the ginger one.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:27:42 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:26:03 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:22:15 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 07:58:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html)

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:

Bin bags?

Yes to bring with me  :thumbsup:
Hope you have started saving for my booze ... :thumbsup:

Already got it in......a couple of Babycham, left over from the ginger one.  Thumbs:

No good to me ... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:28:41 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:27:42 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:26:03 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:22:15 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 07:58:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html)

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:

Bin bags?

Yes to bring with me  :thumbsup:
Hope you have started saving for my booze ... :thumbsup:

Already got it in......a couple of Babycham, left over from the ginger one.  Thumbs:

No good to me ... noooo:

Too much for him.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:32:10 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:28:41 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:27:42 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:26:03 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:22:15 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 07:58:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html)

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:

Bin bags?

Yes to bring with me  :thumbsup:
Hope you have started saving for my booze ... :thumbsup:

Already got it in......a couple of Babycham, left over from the ginger one.  Thumbs:

No good to me ... noooo:

Too much for him.  noooo:

Bless him ..... I thought he would have been comming back here edumacated in the art .... noooo:

Not much good are you ... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:36:32 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:32:10 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:28:41 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:27:42 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:26:03 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:22:15 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 07:58:36 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 07:52:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html)

 eeek:    sick2:

OMG

Man up missy, there was nothing in there to eat.  whistle:

Don't you start you will loose ... and I have to go shopping on the way home from werk so may not be on later lol: lol: lol:

Bin bags?

Yes to bring with me  :thumbsup:
Hope you have started saving for my booze ... :thumbsup:

Already got it in......a couple of Babycham, left over from the ginger one.  Thumbs:

No good to me ... noooo:

Too much for him.  noooo:

Bless him ..... I thought he would have been comming back here edumacated in the art .... noooo:

Not much good are you ... noooo:

It is him.  noooo:

He runs away after 3 drinks, just as we are getting started.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2013, 08:46:14 PM
Got to say I rarely go beyond 3 drinks nowadays, haven't for a long time. 

Used to be a serious don't stop in single figures person but one day I realised I wasn't enjoying it, others were far better at holding it and it was getting expensive and risky.

Think the getting stopped by the police with over 6 vodkas in me - and getting away with it - was the end for me.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 08:48:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 16, 2013, 08:46:14 PM
Got to say I rarely go beyond 3 drinks nowadays, haven't for a long time. 

Used to be a serious don't stop in single figures person but one day I realised I wasn't enjoying it, others were far better at holding it and it was getting expensive and risky.

Think the getting stopped by the police with over 6 vodkas in me - and getting away with it - was the end for me.

Not a bad policy.  Thumbs:

Hopefully Foggy might read your post.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2013, 09:03:21 PM
You'd think I would have stopped after my stag night when I drank two pints and then somewhere between 14 and 17 rum and blacks (accounts differ) and then left a huge purple stain on the floor of the M2 services - it was still there the next day  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 16, 2013, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 16, 2013, 09:03:21 PM
You'd think I would have stopped after my stag night when I drank two pints and then somewhere between 14 and 17 rum and blacks (accounts differ) and then left a huge purple stain on the floor of the M2 services - it was still there the next day  redface: redface: redface:

Rum and black Steve  sick2: no wonder you were ill..... noooo:

I have to say tho when I werked in various pubs/hotels I did work my way along the top shelf and mostly made myself ill and could not drink them to this day... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2013, 11:01:59 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 16, 2013, 09:03:21 PM
You'd think I would have stopped after my stag night when I drank two pints and then somewhere between 14 and 17 rum and blacks (accounts differ) and then left a huge purple stain on the floor of the M2 services - it was still there the next day  redface: redface: redface:

Rum and black Steve  sick2: no wonder you were ill..... noooo:

I have to say tho when I werked in various pubs/hotels I did work my way along the top shelf and mostly made myself ill and could not drink them to this day... redface:
Yep!  I blame my bestest mates.  It's not the best of drinks especially for the cleaners at the M2 services.  Don't think I've drunk one since.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2013, 06:05:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 16, 2013, 11:01:59 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 16, 2013, 09:03:21 PM
You'd think I would have stopped after my stag night when I drank two pints and then somewhere between 14 and 17 rum and blacks (accounts differ) and then left a huge purple stain on the floor of the M2 services - it was still there the next day  redface: redface: redface:

Rum and black Steve  sick2: no wonder you were ill..... noooo:

I have to say tho when I werked in various pubs/hotels I did work my way along the top shelf and mostly made myself ill and could not drink them to this day... redface:
Yep!  I blame my bestest mates.  It's not the best of drinks especially for the cleaners at the M2 services.  Don't think I've drunk one since.

Bacardi for me for the same reasons...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 17, 2013, 08:38:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2013, 06:05:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 16, 2013, 11:01:59 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 16, 2013, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 16, 2013, 09:03:21 PM
You'd think I would have stopped after my stag night when I drank two pints and then somewhere between 14 and 17 rum and blacks (accounts differ) and then left a huge purple stain on the floor of the M2 services - it was still there the next day  redface: redface: redface:

Rum and black Steve  sick2: no wonder you were ill..... noooo:

I have to say tho when I werked in various pubs/hotels I did work my way along the top shelf and mostly made myself ill and could not drink them to this day... redface:
Yep!  I blame my bestest mates.  It's not the best of drinks especially for the cleaners at the M2 services.  Don't think I've drunk one since.

Bacardi for me for the same reasons...  noooo:

Bacardi is one of the few I can still drink .. In fact when I do start tend not to stop.... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2013, 08:43:25 AM
I had a pint of Southern Comfort on my 21st. Never touched it since.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 17, 2013, 09:08:57 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 17, 2013, 08:43:25 AM
I had a pint of Southern Comfort on my 21st. Never touched it since.

Not a surprise TMR   sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/ (http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/)

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 04:32:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/ (http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/)

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

Same here... happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 04:33:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/ (http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/)

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

I had a similar problem with Earl Grey  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 04:33:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 04:33:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/ (http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/)

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

I had a similar problem with Earl Grey  noooo:

Were you his fag?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 04:34:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 04:33:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/ (http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/)

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

I had a similar problem with Earl Grey  noooo:

Yeah, but you mean the actual one......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2013, 04:34:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2013, 04:33:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 04:33:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/ (http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/)

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

I had a similar problem with Earl Grey  noooo:

Were you his fag?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 04:53:59 PM
Mescal  noooo:

1. Do not drink it
2. Do not eat the worm
3. Do not cross the Mexican border to buy more
4. Do not drive up the main street of Ciudad Juarez firing a revolver playfully out of the car window  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 04:56:32 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 18, 2013, 04:34:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2013, 04:33:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 04:33:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/ (http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/)

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

I had a similar problem with Earl Grey  noooo:

Were you his fag?

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 18, 2013, 05:12:01 PM
 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 18, 2013, 10:22:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/ (http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/)

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

Mine was Gin... 15 first job as a telephonist lunch time me and this lad (we both started werk on the same day so became friends before anybody gets the wrong idea) went to his house and drank a bottle of his mum's Gin we were paralytic went back to werk 2hrs late me in his jeans (cause I had been sick on my skirt) and both got sacked.. redface:  Never been near it since  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2013, 05:41:45 AM
Quote from: boogs on July 18, 2013, 10:22:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/ (http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/)

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

Mine was Gin... 15 first job as a telephonist lunch time me and this lad (we both started werk on the same day so became friends before anybody gets the wrong idea) went to his house and drank a bottle of his mum's Gin we were paralytic went back to werk 2hrs late me in his jeans (cause I had been sick on my skirt) and both got sacked.. redface:  Never been near it since  sick2:

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 19, 2013, 08:59:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 19, 2013, 05:41:45 AM
Quote from: boogs on July 18, 2013, 10:22:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/ (http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/)

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

Mine was Gin... 15 first job as a telephonist lunch time me and this lad (we both started werk on the same day so became friends before anybody gets the wrong idea) went to his house and drank a bottle of his mum's Gin we were paralytic went back to werk 2hrs late me in his jeans (cause I had been sick on my skirt) and both got sacked.. redface:  Never been near it since  sick2:

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:

 evil:  His mummy's skirt ....   noooo:   trousers of course ....  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2013, 11:10:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 19, 2013, 05:41:45 AM
Quote from: boogs on July 18, 2013, 10:22:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/ (http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/)

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

Mine was Gin... 15 first job as a telephonist lunch time me and this lad (we both started werk on the same day so became friends before anybody gets the wrong idea) went to his house and drank a bottle of his mum's Gin we were paralytic went back to werk 2hrs late me in his jeans (cause I had been sick on my skirt) and both got sacked.. redface:  Never been near it since  sick2:

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:

One third of a packet of   . . . . . .?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 19, 2013, 11:34:01 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 19, 2013, 11:10:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 19, 2013, 05:41:45 AM
Quote from: boogs on July 18, 2013, 10:22:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/ (http://newsthump.com/2013/07/18/wayne-rooney-left-angry-and-confused-by-own-reflection/)

I can't drink Bacardi my sister and a friend of hers thought it would be a good idea to feed me Bacardi and cokes when I was about 14.  Not a good experience, just the smell of it. sick2:

Mine was Gin... 15 first job as a telephonist lunch time me and this lad (we both started werk on the same day so became friends before anybody gets the wrong idea) went to his house and drank a bottle of his mum's Gin we were paralytic went back to werk 2hrs late me in his jeans (cause I had been sick on my skirt) and both got sacked.. redface:  Never been near it since  sick2:

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:

One third of a packet of   . . . . . .?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 21, 2013, 07:18:19 AM
Not a fantastic headline, but  a great story  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2370933/A-Higher-Call-A-stricken-Allied-bomber-German-ace-sent-shoot-truly-awe-inspiring-story-wartime-chivalry.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 21, 2013, 07:47:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 21, 2013, 07:18:19 AM
Not a fantastic headline, but  a great story  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2370933/A-Higher-Call-A-stricken-Allied-bomber-German-ace-sent-shoot-truly-awe-inspiring-story-wartime-chivalry.html)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 21, 2013, 09:31:13 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 21, 2013, 07:18:19 AM
Not a fantastic headline, but  a great story  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2370933/A-Higher-Call-A-stricken-Allied-bomber-German-ace-sent-shoot-truly-awe-inspiring-story-wartime-chivalry.html)

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2013, 09:45:50 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 21, 2013, 07:18:19 AM
Not a fantastic headline, but  a great story  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2370933/A-Higher-Call-A-stricken-Allied-bomber-German-ace-sent-shoot-truly-awe-inspiring-story-wartime-chivalry.html)

Wonderful story....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 21, 2013, 10:57:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2013, 09:45:50 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 21, 2013, 07:18:19 AM
Not a fantastic headline, but  a great story  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2370933/A-Higher-Call-A-stricken-Allied-bomber-German-ace-sent-shoot-truly-awe-inspiring-story-wartime-chivalry.html)

Wonderful story....  cloud9:


<<<<Wot BM said>>>>   cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2013, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: boogs on July 21, 2013, 10:57:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2013, 09:45:50 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 21, 2013, 07:18:19 AM
Not a fantastic headline, but  a great story  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2370933/A-Higher-Call-A-stricken-Allied-bomber-German-ace-sent-shoot-truly-awe-inspiring-story-wartime-chivalry.html)

Wonderful story....  cloud9:

<<<<Wot BM said>>>>   cloud9:
seconded
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on July 21, 2013, 11:34:20 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 21, 2013, 07:18:19 AM
Not a fantastic headline, but  a great story  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2370933/A-Higher-Call-A-stricken-Allied-bomber-German-ace-sent-shoot-truly-awe-inspiring-story-wartime-chivalry.html)

amazing story. Brought a tear to my eye that did. sniff.  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 21, 2013, 05:13:40 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 21, 2013, 11:34:20 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 21, 2013, 07:18:19 AM
Not a fantastic headline, but  a great story  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2370933/A-Higher-Call-A-stricken-Allied-bomber-German-ace-sent-shoot-truly-awe-inspiring-story-wartime-chivalry.html)

amazing story. Brought a tear to my eye that did. sniff.  sad24:

Wot Miss T said.   sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2013, 05:15:05 PM
Did it go past yer house?  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 21, 2013, 05:23:23 PM
Child  ::)   Mind funny you should say that I did hear a plane with an interesting engine noise and I think it was RAF Fairford's tattoo today but as you are an ungrateful lot I didn't investigate.  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 21, 2013, 05:52:39 PM
Fairford was today  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2013, 05:54:36 PM
AS a marketing person I think real bombs would be authentic and death enhancing  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 22, 2013, 07:37:34 AM
What about this one? (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a499935/woman-gets-head-stuck-in-railings-during-sex.html)


It really could have been an unlucky day . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 08:07:03 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 22, 2013, 07:37:34 AM
What about this one? (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a499935/woman-gets-head-stuck-in-railings-during-sex.html)


It really could have been an unlucky day . . . .

 eeek:   lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2013, 08:12:41 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23402300 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23402300)

What about this one.....














Oh and by the way HRH Kate Middleton is in the EARLY stages of labour
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2013, 08:16:18 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 22, 2013, 07:37:34 AM
What about this one? (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a499935/woman-gets-head-stuck-in-railings-during-sex.html)


It really could have been an unlucky day . . . .
lol: lol: lol:

and linked on that same page


Firefighters use buzz saws to free man from sex toy (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a496788/firefighters-use-buzz-saws-to-free-man-from-sex-toy.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2013, 08:47:51 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2013, 08:12:41 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23402300 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23402300)

What about this one.....


Another ginger moron reporting.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2013, 09:41:10 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23403935 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23403935)

I thought they served horses too  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2013, 09:52:30 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 22, 2013, 09:41:10 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23403935 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23403935)

I thought they served horses too  rubschin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4L6HW5mQE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4L6HW5mQE)

Arse



]Oh and BTW HRH Kate Middleton is in the early stages of labour I say again the early stages [/[/color]size]
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2013, 10:13:56 AM
 evil: evil: evil: ^  (the HRH bit)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 22, 2013, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 22, 2013, 08:16:18 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 22, 2013, 07:37:34 AM
What about this one? (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a499935/woman-gets-head-stuck-in-railings-during-sex.html)


It really could have been an unlucky day . . . .
lol: lol: lol:

and linked on that same page


Firefighters use buzz saws to free man from sex toy (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a496788/firefighters-use-buzz-saws-to-free-man-from-sex-toy.html)

. . . and on reading that page, there's this gem:

Quote
"The man stayed in hospital overnight and was discharged the next day."

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2013, 03:46:28 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2013/jul/21/tokyo-womens-thighs-advertising-video (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2013/jul/21/tokyo-womens-thighs-advertising-video)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2013, 03:49:35 PM
Foggy could make a fortune  :thumbsup:

Apey should call Boeing
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2013, 04:09:15 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 22, 2013, 03:49:35 PM
Foggy could make a fortune  :thumbsup:

Apey should call Boeing

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2013, 07:24:15 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 22, 2013, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 22, 2013, 08:16:18 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 22, 2013, 07:37:34 AM
What about this one? (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a499935/woman-gets-head-stuck-in-railings-during-sex.html)


It really could have been an unlucky day . . . .
lol: lol: lol:

and linked on that same page


Firefighters use buzz saws to free man from sex toy (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a496788/firefighters-use-buzz-saws-to-free-man-from-sex-toy.html)

. . . and on reading that page, there's this gem:

Quote
"The man stayed in hospital overnight and was discharged the next day."

 happy001 happy001 happy001
drumroll:

 happy001 happy001 happy001

least he wasn't turned into Nicola


unlike . . . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2013, 02:53:16 AM
I know that Cornwall is the land that time forgot but bloody hell, not even Tesco's start this early.  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-23372330 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-23372330)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2013, 05:29:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2013, 02:53:16 AM
I know that Cornwall is the land that time forgot but bloody hell, not even Tesco's start this early.  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-23372330 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-23372330)
Climbing temperatures, which triggered a "level three" heatwave warning in the South West, have not put off the opening of a new Christmas shop.

The shop in Truro, Cornwall, will sell nativity sets, decorations and advent calendars.

Leased by Truro Cathedral, it will be opened later by its dean, the Very Reverend Roger Bush.


Makes a change from choir boys I suppose.   happy002 happy002











Ahh Grumpmeister, 'tis Cornwallit might as well be a different planet. noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 23, 2013, 05:32:04 AM
 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2013, 06:39:04 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2013, 05:29:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2013, 02:53:16 AM
I know that Cornwall is the land that time forgot but bloody hell, not even Tesco's start this early.  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-23372330 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-23372330)
Climbing temperatures, which triggered a "level three" heatwave warning in the South West, have not put off the opening of a new Christmas shop.

The shop in Truro, Cornwall, will sell nativity sets, decorations and advent calendars.

Leased by Truro Cathedral, it will be opened later by its dean, the Very Reverend Roger Bush.


Makes a change from choir boys I suppose.   happy002 happy002











Ahh Grumpmeister, 'tis Cornwall it might as well be a different planet. noooo:

Well it does have its own version of the Hitchhikers Guide.  lol:

Kernow King's Cornwall - Episode1 : Roche (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlS1l_fDW98#ws)

Kernow King's Cornwall - Episode2 : Cornwall Coliseum (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uC11BV2haE#ws)

Kernow King's Cornwall - Episode3 : Camborne (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbpyYaVnmBk#ws)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2013, 11:20:28 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2374711/Muslim-footballer-Papiss-Cisse-refuses-wear-Newcastle-Wonga-shirt-pictured-casino.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2374711/Muslim-footballer-Papiss-Cisse-refuses-wear-Newcastle-Wonga-shirt-pictured-casino.html)

Wot an idiot....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2013, 01:24:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 23, 2013, 11:20:28 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2374711/Muslim-footballer-Papiss-Cisse-refuses-wear-Newcastle-Wonga-shirt-pictured-casino.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2374711/Muslim-footballer-Papiss-Cisse-refuses-wear-Newcastle-Wonga-shirt-pictured-casino.html)

Wot an idiot....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2013, 07:46:46 AM
Kitten nearly dies from vegan diet (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/kitten-nearly-dies-from-vegan-diet/story-fngnvmj7-1226682108386?utm_source=Herald+Sun&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=editorial&net_sub_uid=10147177)

You couldn't make it up....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2013, 07:54:20 AM
Wonder if this explains Nicks crappy ordering experiences with Tesco Online.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2368196/Spend-penny-Quarter-Brits-online-shopping-TOILET.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2368196/Spend-penny-Quarter-Brits-online-shopping-TOILET.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2013, 07:59:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2013, 07:46:46 AM
Kitten nearly dies from vegan diet (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/kitten-nearly-dies-from-vegan-diet/story-fngnvmj7-1226682108386?utm_source=Herald+Sun&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=editorial&net_sub_uid=10147177)

You couldn't make it up....  noooo:
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2013, 08:18:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2013, 07:46:46 AM
Kitten nearly dies from vegan diet (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/kitten-nearly-dies-from-vegan-diet/story-fngnvmj7-1226682108386?utm_source=Herald+Sun&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=editorial&net_sub_uid=10147177)

You couldn't make it up....  noooo:

 doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 08:57:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 24, 2013, 07:46:46 AM
Kitten nearly dies from vegan diet (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/kitten-nearly-dies-from-vegan-diet/story-fngnvmj7-1226682108386?utm_source=Herald+Sun&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=editorial&net_sub_uid=10147177)

You couldn't make it up....  noooo:
Sadly it's a far from unique case
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2013, 05:44:19 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23417699 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23417699)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 07:32:53 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 24, 2013, 05:44:19 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23417699 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23417699)
Got to give her credit for continuing to sing through it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 09:43:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 24, 2013, 07:32:53 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 24, 2013, 05:44:19 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23417699 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23417699)
Got to give her credit for continuing to sing through it

Yes and not flouncing off   ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2013, 11:19:55 AM
Quote from: boogs on July 24, 2013, 09:43:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 24, 2013, 07:32:53 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 24, 2013, 05:44:19 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23417699 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23417699)
Got to give her credit for continuing to sing through it

Yes and not flouncing off   ;D

Well he couldn't really could she...? her hair was stuck in a fan.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2013, 11:39:51 AM
"Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Dudley" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2013, 11:42:18 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 25, 2013, 11:39:51 AM
"Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Dudley" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2013, 11:44:36 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 25, 2013, 11:39:51 AM
"Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Dudley" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2013, 11:51:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 25, 2013, 11:39:51 AM
"Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Dudley" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261)
It's a stitch-up.
He probably just said he was "Looking for Toms".  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2013, 11:53:51 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2013, 11:51:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 25, 2013, 11:39:51 AM
"Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Dudley" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261)
It's a stitch-up.
He probably just said he was "Looking for Toms".  noooo:
lol:

Not cherry tomatoes?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2013, 11:56:02 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2013, 11:51:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 25, 2013, 11:39:51 AM
"Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Dudley" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261)
It's a stitch-up.
He probably just said he was "Looking for Toms".  noooo:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on July 25, 2013, 11:56:26 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2013, 11:51:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 25, 2013, 11:39:51 AM
"Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Dudley" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261)
It's a stitch-up.
He probably just said he was "Looking for Toms".  noooo:

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2013, 12:09:38 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2013, 11:51:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 25, 2013, 11:39:51 AM
"Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Dudley" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261)
It's a stitch-up.
He probably just said he was "Looking for Toms".  noooo:

 drumroll:   lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2013, 04:28:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2377833/To-celebrate-birth-Royal-PRINCESS-Firm-left-5-000-unsold-plates-wrongly-assuming-Kate-girl.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2377833/To-celebrate-birth-Royal-PRINCESS-Firm-left-5-000-unsold-plates-wrongly-assuming-Kate-girl.html)


 ;D ;D noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2013, 04:32:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 25, 2013, 04:28:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2377833/To-celebrate-birth-Royal-PRINCESS-Firm-left-5-000-unsold-plates-wrongly-assuming-Kate-girl.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2377833/To-celebrate-birth-Royal-PRINCESS-Firm-left-5-000-unsold-plates-wrongly-assuming-Kate-girl.html)


 ;D ;D noooo:

They can sell them to Greek restaurants like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 25, 2013, 04:28:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2377833/To-celebrate-birth-Royal-PRINCESS-Firm-left-5-000-unsold-plates-wrongly-assuming-Kate-girl.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2377833/To-celebrate-birth-Royal-PRINCESS-Firm-left-5-000-unsold-plates-wrongly-assuming-Kate-girl.html)


 ;D ;D noooo:
happy001

They'll be worth serious money one day
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2013, 04:42:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 25, 2013, 04:28:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2377833/To-celebrate-birth-Royal-PRINCESS-Firm-left-5-000-unsold-plates-wrongly-assuming-Kate-girl.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2377833/To-celebrate-birth-Royal-PRINCESS-Firm-left-5-000-unsold-plates-wrongly-assuming-Kate-girl.html)


 ;D ;D noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2013, 06:09:59 PM
Where did they get the pic from?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 10:35:29 AM
Archbishop of Canterbury confesses: Church’s Wonga investments are 'very embarrassing'  (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/archbishop-of-canterbury-confesses-churchs-wonga-investments-are-very-embarrassing-8732806.html)


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2013, 10:40:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2013, 10:35:29 AM
Archbishop of Canterbury confesses: Church’s Wonga investments are 'very embarrassing'  (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/archbishop-of-canterbury-confesses-churchs-wonga-investments-are-very-embarrassing-8732806.html)


happy001
but his own mahoosive salary, luxury palace, chauffeur driven car etc are not
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2013, 11:50:38 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 26, 2013, 10:40:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2013, 10:35:29 AM
Archbishop of Canterbury confesses: Church’s Wonga investments are 'very embarrassing'  (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/archbishop-of-canterbury-confesses-churchs-wonga-investments-are-very-embarrassing-8732806.html)


happy001
but his own mahoosive salary, luxury palace, chauffeur driven car etc are not
 rubschin:

Baldy is OK for an investment if he keeps below £1m earnings.

http://www.churchofengland.org/media/1376293/pornography%20policy%20nov%202011.pdf (http://www.churchofengland.org/media/1376293/pornography%20policy%20nov%202011.pdf)


Similarly BM if less than 25% is from booze.

http://www.churchofengland.org/media/1376280/alcohol%20policy%20june%202011.pdf (http://www.churchofengland.org/media/1376280/alcohol%20policy%20june%202011.pdf)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 01:48:57 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2378115/Man-saved-bullet-proof-Mercedes-James-Bond-attack-using-machine-gun-hidden-cars-number-plates.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2378115/Man-saved-bullet-proof-Mercedes-James-Bond-attack-using-machine-gun-hidden-cars-number-plates.html)



And he laughs........ eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 01:56:06 PM
Quote
He is a check fugitive living in Johannesburg linked to underworld figures


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 01:58:28 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 26, 2013, 01:56:06 PM
Quote
He is a check fugitive living in Johannesburg linked to underworld figures


 rubschin:

I saw that too...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2013, 02:24:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 01:58:28 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 26, 2013, 01:56:06 PM
Quote
He is a check fugitive living in Johannesburg linked to underworld figures


 rubschin:

I saw that too...... rubschin:

Must have bounced.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 02:27:47 PM
http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/man-killed-after-car-goes-5325653?fb_action_ids=618829094817118&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A497707903640301%7D&action_type_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D (http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/man-killed-after-car-goes-5325653?fb_action_ids=618829094817118&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A497707903640301%7D&action_type_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D)

Growler is reporting on Faceache that he was first on the scene and that the chap died in his arms  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2013, 02:39:57 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 26, 2013, 02:27:47 PM
http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/man-killed-after-car-goes-5325653?fb_action_ids=618829094817118&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A497707903640301%7D&action_type_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D (http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/man-killed-after-car-goes-5325653?fb_action_ids=618829094817118&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A497707903640301%7D&action_type_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D)

Growler is reporting on Faceache that he was first on the scene and that the chap died in his arms  eeek:

 noooo:

Poor old bear will probably get told off for it as well.

Tragedy is followed closely by bureaucracy
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 02:42:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 26, 2013, 02:27:47 PM
http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/man-killed-after-car-goes-5325653?fb_action_ids=618829094817118&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A497707903640301%7D&action_type_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D (http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/man-killed-after-car-goes-5325653?fb_action_ids=618829094817118&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A497707903640301%7D&action_type_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D)

Growler is reporting on Faceache that he was first on the scene and that the chap died in his arms  eeek:

Poor Growler.......send him my best,...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 04:33:11 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 26, 2013, 02:27:47 PM
http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/man-killed-after-car-goes-5325653?fb_action_ids=618829094817118&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A497707903640301%7D&action_type_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D (http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/man-killed-after-car-goes-5325653?fb_action_ids=618829094817118&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A497707903640301%7D&action_type_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D)

Growler is reporting on Faceache that he was first on the scene and that the chap died in his arms  eeek:

Bear hug...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 06:25:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2378953/Friend-admits-providing-ecstasy-killed-teacher-took-cocktail-drugs-nightclub-called-Six-Feet-Under.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2378953/Friend-admits-providing-ecstasy-killed-teacher-took-cocktail-drugs-nightclub-called-Six-Feet-Under.html)

Well if you go to a club called that....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2013, 06:39:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 06:25:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2378953/Friend-admits-providing-ecstasy-killed-teacher-took-cocktail-drugs-nightclub-called-Six-Feet-Under.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2378953/Friend-admits-providing-ecstasy-killed-teacher-took-cocktail-drugs-nightclub-called-Six-Feet-Under.html)

Well if you go to a club called that....... noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2013, 09:59:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 02:42:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 26, 2013, 02:27:47 PM
http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/man-killed-after-car-goes-5325653?fb_action_ids=618829094817118&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A497707903640301%7D&action_type_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D (http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/man-killed-after-car-goes-5325653?fb_action_ids=618829094817118&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A497707903640301%7D&action_type_map=%7B%22618829094817118%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D)

Growler is reporting on Faceache that he was first on the scene and that the chap died in his arms  eeek:

Poor Growler.......send him my best,...
seconded from me
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2013, 02:40:27 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380752/What-thinking-Parents-toddler-pitch-tent-spend-night-beach-prone-rockfalls-just-yards-holidaymaker-crushed-death.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380752/What-thinking-Parents-toddler-pitch-tent-spend-night-beach-prone-rockfalls-just-yards-holidaymaker-crushed-death.html)

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2013, 04:00:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 29, 2013, 02:40:27 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380752/What-thinking-Parents-toddler-pitch-tent-spend-night-beach-prone-rockfalls-just-yards-holidaymaker-crushed-death.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380752/What-thinking-Parents-toddler-pitch-tent-spend-night-beach-prone-rockfalls-just-yards-holidaymaker-crushed-death.html)

 noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2013, 04:04:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 29, 2013, 02:40:27 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380752/What-thinking-Parents-toddler-pitch-tent-spend-night-beach-prone-rockfalls-just-yards-holidaymaker-crushed-death.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380752/What-thinking-Parents-toddler-pitch-tent-spend-night-beach-prone-rockfalls-just-yards-holidaymaker-crushed-death.html)

 noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2013, 05:54:01 PM
Jesus, 11 years younger than me. I know there isnt an age limit on heart attacks but even so.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380835/Christian-Benitez-dies-suddenly-27.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380835/Christian-Benitez-dies-suddenly-27.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2013, 06:46:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2013, 05:54:01 PM
Jesus, 11 years younger than me. I know there isnt an age limit on heart attacks but even so.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380835/Christian-Benitez-dies-suddenly-27.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380835/Christian-Benitez-dies-suddenly-27.html)

Half my age!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2013, 07:45:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2013, 05:54:01 PM
Jesus, 11 years younger than me. I know there isnt an age limit on heart attacks but even so.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380835/Christian-Benitez-dies-suddenly-27.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380835/Christian-Benitez-dies-suddenly-27.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2013, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 29, 2013, 07:45:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2013, 05:54:01 PM
Jesus, 11 years younger than me. I know there isnt an age limit on heart attacks but even so.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380835/Christian-Benitez-dies-suddenly-27.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380835/Christian-Benitez-dies-suddenly-27.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek:

I blame his vegetarian diet....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2013, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 29, 2013, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 29, 2013, 07:45:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2013, 05:54:01 PM
Jesus, 11 years younger than me. I know there isnt an age limit on heart attacks but even so.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380835/Christian-Benitez-dies-suddenly-27.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380835/Christian-Benitez-dies-suddenly-27.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek:

I blame his vegetarian diet....  whistle:

 lol: lol:

That is a bit Quorny.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2013, 08:06:30 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 29, 2013, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 29, 2013, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 29, 2013, 07:45:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2013, 05:54:01 PM
Jesus, 11 years younger than me. I know there isnt an age limit on heart attacks but even so.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380835/Christian-Benitez-dies-suddenly-27.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380835/Christian-Benitez-dies-suddenly-27.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek:

I blame his vegetarian diet....  whistle:

 lol: lol:

That is a bit Quorny.
evil:








 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2013, 09:53:06 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html)

It may be a start, not too sure about how successful it might really be though.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2013, 09:56:35 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 29, 2013, 09:53:06 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html)

It may be a start, not too sure about how successful it might really be though.  rubschin:

You can expect to see even more of this style over substance shite as they are building up to ditching Clegg at the next election. This looks like the next piece

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2371797/Downing-Street-publish-risk-index-phones-advise-safer-models.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2371797/Downing-Street-publish-risk-index-phones-advise-safer-models.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2013, 05:21:25 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 29, 2013, 09:53:06 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html)

It may be a start, not too sure about how successful it might really be though.  rubschin:

If Camermong says it is working it isn't... he is a liar, it is bullshit... it is something the useless c**t can seen to be doing while thousands die because of his ridiculous policies in other areas...


Hang him now....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2013, 05:22:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2013, 09:56:35 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 29, 2013, 09:53:06 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html)

It may be a start, not too sure about how successful it might really be though.  rubschin:

You can expect to see even more of this style over substance shite as they are building up to ditching Clegg at the next election. This looks like the next piece

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2371797/Downing-Street-publish-risk-index-phones-advise-safer-models.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2371797/Downing-Street-publish-risk-index-phones-advise-safer-models.html)

It is like saying women deserve to be raped if they wear 'revealing' clothes isn't it...?  noooo:

Solve the problem of street crime you useless bunch of c***s....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 30, 2013, 09:29:42 AM
That is nice of Apey to buy Foggy a new car.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381175/Aston-Martin-flown-Emirates-cargo-Wealthy-airline-customer-flies-30-000-Aston-Martin-luggage-compartment-passenger-plane-make-Cyprus-time-birthday.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381175/Aston-Martin-flown-Emirates-cargo-Wealthy-airline-customer-flies-30-000-Aston-Martin-luggage-compartment-passenger-plane-make-Cyprus-time-birthday.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2013, 10:15:42 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 30, 2013, 09:29:42 AM
That is nice of Apey to buy Foggy a new car.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381175/Aston-Martin-flown-Emirates-cargo-Wealthy-airline-customer-flies-30-000-Aston-Martin-luggage-compartment-passenger-plane-make-Cyprus-time-birthday.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381175/Aston-Martin-flown-Emirates-cargo-Wealthy-airline-customer-flies-30-000-Aston-Martin-luggage-compartment-passenger-plane-make-Cyprus-time-birthday.html)

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2013, 10:18:12 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 30, 2013, 09:29:42 AM
That is nice of Apey to buy Foggy a new car.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381175/Aston-Martin-flown-Emirates-cargo-Wealthy-airline-customer-flies-30-000-Aston-Martin-luggage-compartment-passenger-plane-make-Cyprus-time-birthday.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381175/Aston-Martin-flown-Emirates-cargo-Wealthy-airline-customer-flies-30-000-Aston-Martin-luggage-compartment-passenger-plane-make-Cyprus-time-birthday.html)

A real man would have bought her a real Aston Martin.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2013, 10:19:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2013, 10:18:12 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 30, 2013, 09:29:42 AM
That is nice of Apey to buy Foggy a new car.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381175/Aston-Martin-flown-Emirates-cargo-Wealthy-airline-customer-flies-30-000-Aston-Martin-luggage-compartment-passenger-plane-make-Cyprus-time-birthday.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381175/Aston-Martin-flown-Emirates-cargo-Wealthy-airline-customer-flies-30-000-Aston-Martin-luggage-compartment-passenger-plane-make-Cyprus-time-birthday.html)

A real man would have bought her a real Austin Cambridge.........  whistle:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2013, 10:20:04 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 30, 2013, 10:19:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2013, 10:18:12 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 30, 2013, 09:29:42 AM
That is nice of Apey to buy Foggy a new car.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381175/Aston-Martin-flown-Emirates-cargo-Wealthy-airline-customer-flies-30-000-Aston-Martin-luggage-compartment-passenger-plane-make-Cyprus-time-birthday.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381175/Aston-Martin-flown-Emirates-cargo-Wealthy-airline-customer-flies-30-000-Aston-Martin-luggage-compartment-passenger-plane-make-Cyprus-time-birthday.html)

A real man would have bought her a real Austin Cambridge.........  whistle:

 whistle:

 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 30, 2013, 10:22:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2013, 10:18:12 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 30, 2013, 09:29:42 AM
That is nice of Apey to buy Foggy a new car.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381175/Aston-Martin-flown-Emirates-cargo-Wealthy-airline-customer-flies-30-000-Aston-Martin-luggage-compartment-passenger-plane-make-Cyprus-time-birthday.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381175/Aston-Martin-flown-Emirates-cargo-Wealthy-airline-customer-flies-30-000-Aston-Martin-luggage-compartment-passenger-plane-make-Cyprus-time-birthday.html)

A real man would have bought her a real Aston Martin.....  whistle:

30,995 for a car the same as the Toyota iQ 13,000.  eeek: That high quality interior needs to be something special.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2013, 11:19:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2013, 05:21:25 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 29, 2013, 09:53:06 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html)

It may be a start, not too sure about how successful it might really be though.  rubschin:

If Camermong says it is working it isn't... he is a liar, it is bullshit... it is something the useless c**t can seen to be doing while thousands die because of his ridiculous policies in other areas...


Hang him now....
How do you know he is lying?  All he's said is officials have told him they have received more expressions of interest since the posters were used.  The rest is all Maily Telegraph invective.

I think they've worked splendidly but in another way.  A whole host of pseuds and bleeding hearts have come out from under stones to bleat how unfair they are only to realise they have managed to make themselves look like total twats supporting crime.  With luck they'll STFU for ever now - a real result.

Just out of interest would you rather have your politicians or ours?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2013, 11:25:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 11:19:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2013, 05:21:25 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 29, 2013, 09:53:06 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html)

It may be a start, not too sure about how successful it might really be though.  rubschin:

If Camermong says it is working it isn't... he is a liar, it is bullshit... it is something the useless c**t can seen to be doing while thousands die because of his ridiculous policies in other areas...


Hang him now....
How do you know he is lying?  All he's said is officials have told him they have received more expressions of interest since the posters were used.  The rest is all Maily Telegraph invective.

I think they've worked splendidly but in another way.  A whole host of pseuds and bleeding hearts have come out from under stones to bleat how unfair they are only to realise they have managed to make themselves look like total twats supporting crime.  With luck they'll STFU for ever now - a real result.

Just out of interest would you rather have your politicians or ours?

He is lying because the whole thing is a pointless, implausible scam.... oh, and he always lies...

Really, if you were an illegal (and they have admitted that they don't know how many are there or where they are) would you keep your head down and face possible arrest and deportation or hand yourself in to face certain arrest and deportation....?

I don't think there is a lot to choose between the two sets to be honest - you just have more of them than us...

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2013, 11:34:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2013, 11:25:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 11:19:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2013, 05:21:25 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 29, 2013, 09:53:06 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10208901/Go-home-immigration-posters-are-already-working-Downing-Street-claims.html)

It may be a start, not too sure about how successful it might really be though.  rubschin:

If Camermong says it is working it isn't... he is a liar, it is bullshit... it is something the useless c**t can seen to be doing while thousands die because of his ridiculous policies in other areas...


Hang him now....
How do you know he is lying?  All he's said is officials have told him they have received more expressions of interest since the posters were used.  The rest is all Maily Telegraph invective.

I think they've worked splendidly but in another way.  A whole host of pseuds and bleeding hearts have come out from under stones to bleat how unfair they are only to realise they have managed to make themselves look like total twats supporting crime.  With luck they'll STFU for ever now - a real result.

Just out of interest would you rather have your politicians or ours?

He is lying because the whole thing is a pointless, implausible scam.... oh, and he always lies...

Really, if you were an illegal (and they have admitted that they don't know how many are there or where they are) would you keep your head down and face possible arrest and deportation or hand yourself in to face certain arrest and deportation....?

I don't think there is a lot to choose between the two sets to be honest - you just have more of them than us...

The good thing here.. we all know they lie and feather their beds.......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2013, 11:44:50 AM
I always have this difficulty with people that mis-use the word "lie".  I guess the way the interweb is destroying language it won't be too many years before the Oxford Dictionary says "lie:  a statement you dislike, particularly if made by someone you dislike"

Anyway these signs.  If they make just one illegal or employer of illegals scared witless than it's all been worth it imho.



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2013, 11:56:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 11:44:50 AM
I always have this difficulty with people that mis-use the word "lie".  I guess the way the interweb is destroying language it won't be too many years before the Oxford Dictionary says "lie:  a statement you dislike, particularly if made by someone you dislike"

Anyway these signs.  If they make just one illegal or employer of illegals scared witless than it's all been worth it imho.

Almost every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie... remember his cast Iron guarantee...?

It isn't that I 'dislike' him or his statement, it is that he and many like him simply cannot be trusted to tell the truth...

As for the signs.... to spend god knows how much on such a ludicrous headline grabbing scheme while 600 pensioners die unexpectedly every week due to increased costs and cuts is disgusting in the extreme....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2013, 12:02:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381287/Local-newspaper-advert-Enterprise-car-rental-offers-oral-sex-customers-leading-publisher-calling-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381287/Local-newspaper-advert-Enterprise-car-rental-offers-oral-sex-customers-leading-publisher-calling-police.html)

 ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2013, 12:04:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 30, 2013, 12:02:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381287/Local-newspaper-advert-Enterprise-car-rental-offers-oral-sex-customers-leading-publisher-calling-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381287/Local-newspaper-advert-Enterprise-car-rental-offers-oral-sex-customers-leading-publisher-calling-police.html)

 ;D Thumbs:


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 30, 2013, 12:10:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 30, 2013, 12:02:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381287/Local-newspaper-advert-Enterprise-car-rental-offers-oral-sex-customers-leading-publisher-calling-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381287/Local-newspaper-advert-Enterprise-car-rental-offers-oral-sex-customers-leading-publisher-calling-police.html)

 ;D Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2013, 12:50:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2013, 11:56:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 11:44:50 AM
I always have this difficulty with people that mis-use the word "lie".  I guess the way the interweb is destroying language it won't be too many years before the Oxford Dictionary says "lie:  a statement you dislike, particularly if made by someone you dislike"

Anyway these signs.  If they make just one illegal or employer of illegals scared witless than it's all been worth it imho.

Almost every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie... remember his cast Iron guarantee...?  , , ,
Yep, do you?

Quote from: Cameron
"Today, I will give this cast-iron guarantee: If I become PM a Conservative government will hold a referendum on any EU treaty that emerges from these negotiations. No treaty should be ratified without consulting the British people in a referendum."

And he hasn't got a Conservative government yet has he.  IIRC he has recently committed that the next Conservative government will hold that very referendum.

"Liar" is a very strong accusation.  It is arguably the foulest non violent behaviour. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2013, 12:54:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2013, 12:04:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 30, 2013, 12:02:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381287/Local-newspaper-advert-Enterprise-car-rental-offers-oral-sex-customers-leading-publisher-calling-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381287/Local-newspaper-advert-Enterprise-car-rental-offers-oral-sex-customers-leading-publisher-calling-police.html)

 ;D Thumbs:


happy001
happy001 happy001

Oh the fun we could have if we only had that hackers know how
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2013, 02:53:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 12:50:15 PM
"Liar" is a very strong accusation.  It is arguably the foulest non violent behaviour.

You may not like the term.... you may even find it disgusting....

But like it or not, politicians lie to us all the time.

Every manifesto pledge that is not fulfilled is a lie.

The smoking ban that was not going to happen - a lie.

When they started that web site to ask what laws the people wanted repealed... a lie.

Global warming - a lie.

Second hand smoke - a lie.

When they blame rising energy costs on increasing fuel prices - a lie.

In fact, politics would be in a much better state if more lies were picked up on instead of glossed over...

Quite frankly, we've reached the stage now where politicians lie so much we don't even expect them to tell the truth any more... so they don't bother.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 30, 2013, 03:26:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2013, 02:53:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 12:50:15 PM
"Liar" is a very strong accusation.  It is arguably the foulest non violent behaviour.

You may not like the term.... you may even find it disgusting....

But like it or not, politicians lie to us all the time.

Every manifesto pledge that is not fulfilled is a lie.

The smoking ban that was not going to happen - a lie.

When they started that web site to ask what laws the people wanted repealed... a lie.

Global warming - a lie.

Second hand smoke - a lie.

When they blame rising energy costs on increasing fuel prices - a lie.

In fact, politics would be in a much better state if more lies were picked up on instead of glossed over...

Quite frankly, we've reached the stage now where politicians lie so much we don't even expect them to tell the truth any more... so they don't bother.


^^^^^ Wot 'e sed! ^^^^^      :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2013, 03:56:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 12:54:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2013, 12:04:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 30, 2013, 12:02:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381287/Local-newspaper-advert-Enterprise-car-rental-offers-oral-sex-customers-leading-publisher-calling-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381287/Local-newspaper-advert-Enterprise-car-rental-offers-oral-sex-customers-leading-publisher-calling-police.html)

 ;D Thumbs:


happy001
happy001 happy001

Oh the fun we could have if we only had that hackers know how

It must have been an awful blow to the editor.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2013, 04:25:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2013, 03:56:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 12:54:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2013, 12:04:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 30, 2013, 12:02:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381287/Local-newspaper-advert-Enterprise-car-rental-offers-oral-sex-customers-leading-publisher-calling-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381287/Local-newspaper-advert-Enterprise-car-rental-offers-oral-sex-customers-leading-publisher-calling-police.html)

 ;D Thumbs:


happy001
happy001 happy001

Oh the fun we could have if we only had that hackers know how

It must have been an awful blow to the editor.  noooo:
happy001

I do think we should avoid serious politics in the Saloon, very bad form imho and I apologise for my part in that.  Should BM and I and Marley adjourn to the commons (pun?)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2013, 04:30:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 04:25:05 PM
. . . serious politics in the Saloon . . .

 Shrugs:

Did I miss something?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2013, 05:31:11 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2013, 04:30:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 04:25:05 PM
. . . serious politics in the Saloon . . .

 Shrugs:

Did I miss something?
seems luckily you did.  It was of course more accurately what passes for serious politics but it was all rather bad form and I would not advise you looking at earlier posts in this thread
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 30, 2013, 05:39:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 05:31:11 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2013, 04:30:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 04:25:05 PM
. . . serious politics in the Saloon . . .

 Shrugs:

Did I miss something?
seems luckily you did.  It was of course more accurately what passes for serious politics but it was all rather bad form and I would not advise you looking at earlier posts in this thread

He's telling porkies!     lol: whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2013, 08:02:40 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 30, 2013, 05:39:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 05:31:11 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2013, 04:30:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 04:25:05 PM
. . . serious politics in the Saloon . . .

 Shrugs:

Did I miss something?
seems luckily you did.  It was of course more accurately what passes for serious politics but it was all rather bad form and I would not advise you looking at earlier posts in this thread

He's telling porkies!     lol: whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

now now  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 05:37:50 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 30, 2013, 05:39:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 05:31:11 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2013, 04:30:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2013, 04:25:05 PM
. . . serious politics in the Saloon . . .

 Shrugs:

Did I miss something?
seems luckily you did.  It was of course more accurately what passes for serious politics but it was all rather bad form and I would not advise you looking at earlier posts in this thread

He's telling porkies!     lol: whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 04:38:14 PM
Development and Validation of a Multiplex, Real-Time RT PCR Assay for the Simultaneous Detection of Classical and African Swine Fever Viruses (http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0071019)

My daughter rote that!  eeek:

And  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2013, 04:43:50 PM
MisPiggy?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 04:48:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 31, 2013, 04:43:50 PM
MisPiggy?

Yes!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 05:50:01 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10213764/Hangovers-can-make-you-stupid.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10213764/Hangovers-can-make-you-stupid.html)

 Shocked: Shocked:

They got paid for doing that study.  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 06:34:21 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 05:50:01 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10213764/Hangovers-can-make-you-stupid.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10213764/Hangovers-can-make-you-stupid.html)

 Shocked: Shocked:

They got paid for doing that study.  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bizarre....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 06:38:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 06:34:21 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 05:50:01 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10213764/Hangovers-can-make-you-stupid.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10213764/Hangovers-can-make-you-stupid.html)

 Shocked: Shocked:

They got paid for doing that study.  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bizarre....  noooo:

My 6 year old daughter could have told you that after seeing her mother after a night out on the sauce.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 06:38:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 06:34:21 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 05:50:01 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10213764/Hangovers-can-make-you-stupid.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10213764/Hangovers-can-make-you-stupid.html)

 Shocked: Shocked:

They got paid for doing that study.  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bizarre....  noooo:

My 6 year old daughter could have told you that after seeing her mother after a night out on the sauce.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I tells me that every morning....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 06:51:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 06:38:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 06:34:21 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 05:50:01 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10213764/Hangovers-can-make-you-stupid.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10213764/Hangovers-can-make-you-stupid.html)

 Shocked: Shocked:

They got paid for doing that study.  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bizarre....  noooo:

My 6 year old daughter could have told you that after seeing her mother after a night out on the sauce.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I tells me that every morning....  redface:

They prolly got paid for nights out on the piss as part of the experimental process.  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 06:57:08 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 06:51:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 06:38:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 06:34:21 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 05:50:01 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10213764/Hangovers-can-make-you-stupid.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10213764/Hangovers-can-make-you-stupid.html)

 Shocked: Shocked:

They got paid for doing that study.  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bizarre....  noooo:

My 6 year old daughter could have told you that after seeing her mother after a night out on the sauce.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I tells me that every morning....  redface:

They prolly got paid for nights out on the piss as part of the experimental process.  cussing:

Perhaps we should start our own experimental process like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2013, 06:59:10 PM
Free bar  Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 07:09:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 31, 2013, 06:59:10 PM
Free bar  Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

 rubschin:

A mate of mine went to Gipsy Hill Teacher Training College... first thing he did was to start a 'Gourmet Club', funded by the college which involved him and his mates going out for slap up meals once a week....  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 07:24:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 07:09:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 31, 2013, 06:59:10 PM
Free bar  Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

 rubschin:

A mate of mine went to Gipsy Hill Teacher Training College... first thing he did was to start a 'Gourmet Club', funded by the college which involved him and his mates going out for slap up meals once a week....  lol: lol: lol:

Moving forward.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 01, 2013, 07:54:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 04:38:14 PM
Development and Validation of a Multiplex, Real-Time RT PCR Assay for the Simultaneous Detection of Classical and African Swine Fever Viruses (http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0071019)

My daughter rote that!  eeek:


Are you sure she is yours?

It seems to have been written by somebody literate and intelligent.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 08:16:54 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 01, 2013, 07:54:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 04:38:14 PM
Development and Validation of a Multiplex, Real-Time RT PCR Assay for the Simultaneous Detection of Classical and African Swine Fever Viruses (http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0071019)

My daughter rote that!  eeek:


Are you sure she is yours?

It seems to have been written by somebody literate and intelligent.  rubschin:

 ::)

She used a spellchecker.....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 01, 2013, 08:19:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2013, 08:16:54 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 01, 2013, 07:54:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 04:38:14 PM
Development and Validation of a Multiplex, Real-Time RT PCR Assay for the Simultaneous Detection of Classical and African Swine Fever Viruses (http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0071019)

My daughter rote that!  eeek:


Are you sure she is yours?

It seems to have been written by somebody literate and intelligent.  rubschin:

 ::)

She used a spellchecker.....

Perhaps she can teach you to use one like.  ;)

Well done the girl anyway, you must be very proud.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 09:36:02 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 01, 2013, 08:19:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2013, 08:16:54 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 01, 2013, 07:54:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 04:38:14 PM
Development and Validation of a Multiplex, Real-Time RT PCR Assay for the Simultaneous Detection of Classical and African Swine Fever Viruses (http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0071019)

My daughter rote that!  eeek:


Are you sure she is yours?

It seems to have been written by somebody literate and intelligent.  rubschin:

 ::)

She used a spellchecker.....

Perhaps she can teach you to use one like.  ;)

Well done the girl anyway, you must be very proud.

 lol: lol: lol:

Yes, very proud like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2013, 10:21:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2013, 09:36:02 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 01, 2013, 08:19:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2013, 08:16:54 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 01, 2013, 07:54:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 04:38:14 PM
Development and Validation of a Multiplex, Real-Time RT PCR Assay for the Simultaneous Detection of Classical and African Swine Fever Viruses (http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0071019)

My daughter rote that!  eeek:


Are you sure she is yours?

It seems to have been written by somebody literate and intelligent.  rubschin:

 ::)

She used a spellchecker.....

Perhaps she can teach you to use one like.  ;)

Well done the girl anyway, you must be very proud.

 lol: lol: lol:

Yes, very proud like....  Thumbs:
And rightly  :thumbsup:

Is she betterer at wheelbarrow mending too?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 11:01:48 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 01, 2013, 10:21:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2013, 09:36:02 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 01, 2013, 08:19:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2013, 08:16:54 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 01, 2013, 07:54:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2013, 04:38:14 PM
Development and Validation of a Multiplex, Real-Time RT PCR Assay for the Simultaneous Detection of Classical and African Swine Fever Viruses (http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0071019)

My daughter rote that!  eeek:


Are you sure she is yours?

It seems to have been written by somebody literate and intelligent.  rubschin:

 ::)

She used a spellchecker.....

Perhaps she can teach you to use one like.  ;)

Well done the girl anyway, you must be very proud.

 lol: lol: lol:

Yes, very proud like....  Thumbs:
And rightly  :thumbsup:

Is she betterer at wheelbarrow mending too?

Betterer at everyfink than me prolly.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad030.gif&hash=153cd0c4b1c8b3343a69f78c2405fc2a933a3f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 01, 2013, 01:23:20 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382465/Im-Pastafarian-Man-claims-religion-forces-wear-sieve-head-given-permission-wear-official-identity-card-picture.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382465/Im-Pastafarian-Man-claims-religion-forces-wear-sieve-head-given-permission-wear-official-identity-card-picture.html)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2013, 01:35:12 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 01, 2013, 01:40:11 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 01, 2013, 01:35:12 PM
rubschin:

Go for it........ Thumbs: 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 01, 2013, 03:05:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 01, 2013, 01:40:11 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 01, 2013, 01:35:12 PM
rubschin:

Go for it........ Thumbs:

We'll all back you . . . .  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2013, 03:24:24 PM
Quote
Members claim to believe that an invisible alien made of spaghetti and meatballs created the universe after 'drinking heavily.'

So the universe was created by an entity that was either pissed up or hungover. Actually that does explain a lot of things.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2013, 05:32:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 01, 2013, 01:23:20 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382465/Im-Pastafarian-Man-claims-religion-forces-wear-sieve-head-given-permission-wear-official-identity-card-picture.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382465/Im-Pastafarian-Man-claims-religion-forces-wear-sieve-head-given-permission-wear-official-identity-card-picture.html)

 lol: lol:
eeek:  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2013, 07:43:50 PM
Does that mean BM is part of some kind of religion then or is the bucket just to protect the public?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 02, 2013, 09:18:08 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382599/Woman-pays-900-2-apples-instead-iPhones-Gumtree.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382599/Woman-pays-900-2-apples-instead-iPhones-Gumtree.html)

Be careful Nick...... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2013, 09:38:24 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 02, 2013, 09:18:08 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382599/Woman-pays-900-2-apples-instead-iPhones-Gumtree.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382599/Woman-pays-900-2-apples-instead-iPhones-Gumtree.html)

Be careful Nick...... whistle:

Only in the Fail....  noooo:

Quote
An Australian woman who paid £800 for two new Apple iPhones lost her money when she opened the boxes - and found two real green apples inside.

Accompanied by....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F08%2F01%2Farticle-2382599-03A5A56800000514-647_634x416.jpg&hash=d8b54dca1952c5d4561b92825d7d06a7e1cc1726)

doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 02, 2013, 10:58:49 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/01/bbc-breakfast-shows-prince-william-penis-graffiti-during-royal-report-3908087/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/01/bbc-breakfast-shows-prince-william-penis-graffiti-during-royal-report-3908087/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2013, 11:00:08 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 02, 2013, 10:58:49 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/01/bbc-breakfast-shows-prince-william-penis-graffiti-during-royal-report-3908087/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/01/bbc-breakfast-shows-prince-william-penis-graffiti-during-royal-report-3908087/)

Lucky they didn't show a picture of a Muslim with a penis on his head - there would have been riots in the streets and death threats.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2013, 02:21:59 PM
http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter (http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 03, 2013, 02:28:48 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 03, 2013, 02:21:59 PM
http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter (http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2013, 02:32:55 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 03, 2013, 02:28:48 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 03, 2013, 02:21:59 PM
http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter (http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter)

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2013, 03:26:31 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 03, 2013, 02:21:59 PM
http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter (http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 03, 2013, 08:10:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 03, 2013, 02:21:59 PM
http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter (http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter)

With this modern diet you can understand why people have moved on to Quorn.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 03, 2013, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Baldy on August 03, 2013, 08:10:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 03, 2013, 02:21:59 PM
http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter (http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter)

With this modern diet you can understand why people have moved on to Quorn.  Thumbs:

 noooo:  noooo: even aeroplane sounds more appealing sorry
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 03, 2013, 08:23:46 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 03, 2013, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Baldy on August 03, 2013, 08:10:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 03, 2013, 02:21:59 PM
http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter (http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter)

With this modern diet you can understand why people have moved on to Quorn.  Thumbs:

 noooo:  noooo: even aeroplane sounds more appealing sorry

Plane food you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 03, 2013, 09:24:27 PM
Quote from: Baldy on August 03, 2013, 08:23:46 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 03, 2013, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Baldy on August 03, 2013, 08:10:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 03, 2013, 02:21:59 PM
http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter (http://www.just-eat.co.uk/blog/monsieur-mangetout#utm_source=03082013_Newsletter_Offers&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter)

With this modern diet you can understand why people have moved on to Quorn.  Thumbs:

 noooo:  noooo: even aeroplane sounds more appealing sorry

Plane food you say?  rubschin:

Quorn is tasteless  shite ... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2013, 03:47:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384061/Man-64-finds-penis-missing-waking-drunken-night.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384061/Man-64-finds-penis-missing-waking-drunken-night.html)

Third legless?? eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2013, 07:25:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2013, 03:47:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384061/Man-64-finds-penis-missing-waking-drunken-night.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384061/Man-64-finds-penis-missing-waking-drunken-night.html)

Third legless?? eeek:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2013, 07:45:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2013, 07:25:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2013, 03:47:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384061/Man-64-finds-penis-missing-waking-drunken-night.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384061/Man-64-finds-penis-missing-waking-drunken-night.html)

Third legless?? eeek:

 Shocked:

And that LL is how you get BM to stop drinking  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2013, 08:00:01 AM
A load of escaping piglets

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10220448/Police-chase-stampeding-piglets-on-Chinese-motorway.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10220448/Police-chase-stampeding-piglets-on-Chinese-motorway.html)

[BMjokemode]Would that be a hampede?[/BMjokemode]  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2013, 08:04:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2013, 08:00:01 AM
A load of escaping piglets

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10220448/Police-chase-stampeding-piglets-on-Chinese-motorway.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10220448/Police-chase-stampeding-piglets-on-Chinese-motorway.html)

[BMjokemode]Would that be a hampede?[/BMjokemode]  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 04, 2013, 09:10:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2013, 03:47:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384061/Man-64-finds-penis-missing-waking-drunken-night.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384061/Man-64-finds-penis-missing-waking-drunken-night.html)
Third legless?? eeek:


 noooo: noooo: noooo: Poor sod ... Then again doesn't look as if he would need it much.... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2013, 09:11:22 AM
A saucer of milk for the laydee please.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2013, 09:20:54 AM
[BMjokemode]The Grateful Dead[/BMjokemode]  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2381244/And-Vinyly-make-vinyl-records-cremation-ASHES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2381244/And-Vinyly-make-vinyl-records-cremation-ASHES.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 04, 2013, 09:21:02 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 04, 2013, 09:11:22 AM
A saucer of milk for the laydee please.

It's true ... Just say as I see   redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2013, 09:21:51 AM
Wouldn't want ya any other way Boogsy.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 04, 2013, 09:23:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2013, 09:20:54 AM
[BMjokemode]The Grateful Dead[/BMjokemode]  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2381244/And-Vinyly-make-vinyl-records-cremation-ASHES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2381244/And-Vinyly-make-vinyl-records-cremation-ASHES.html)

Bizarre  but  different ... confused:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2013, 09:27:04 AM
Arthur Brown - Fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8#)  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2013, 09:29:39 AM
That's one of your anthems isn't it Nick?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2013, 11:16:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2013, 03:47:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384061/Man-64-finds-penis-missing-waking-drunken-night.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384061/Man-64-finds-penis-missing-waking-drunken-night.html)

Third legless?? eeek:
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2013, 07:10:31 PM
Britain's biggest 'fatberg' removed from London sewer (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/23586290)

Quote
Britain's biggest ever 'fatberg' has been removed from a London sewer.

Thames Water say a "bus-sized lump" of food fat mixed with wet wipes formed in drains under London Road in Kingston upon Thames.

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2013, 07:21:28 PM
How big is that in football pitches?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2013, 07:30:30 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 06, 2013, 07:21:28 PM
How big is that in football pitches?  rubschin:
I dread to think
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 06, 2013, 07:46:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 06, 2013, 07:10:31 PM
Britain's biggest 'fatberg' removed from London sewer (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/23586290)

Quote
Britain's biggest ever 'fatberg' has been removed from a London sewer.

Thames Water say a "bus-sized lump" of food fat mixed with wet wipes formed in drains under London Road in Kingston upon Thames.

 sick2:

Agreed gross  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2013, 07:56:30 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23594169 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23594169)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 06, 2013, 07:58:49 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 06, 2013, 07:56:30 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23594169 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23594169)

 scared2:

Saw this earlier  scared2: scared2: scared2: awful
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2013, 08:00:03 PM
What if one escapes near here?  scared2: scared2:  Or turns up in Foggy;s boudoir?  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 06, 2013, 08:07:25 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 06, 2013, 08:00:03 PM
What if one escapes near here?  scared2: scared2:  Or turns up in Foggy;s boudoir?  scared2: scared2:

Apey will claim it has something to do with him.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2013, 10:24:57 PM
Confused Xerox copiers rewrite documents (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23588202)

Amazingly true and a bit worrying

Quote
One room on his copied plans had its dimensions shrunk from 21.11m to 14.13m.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2013, 05:39:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 06, 2013, 10:24:57 PM
Confused Xerox copiers rewrite documents (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23588202)

Amazingly true and a bit worrying

Quote
One room on his copied plans had its dimensions shrunk from 21.11m to 14.13m.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2013, 09:27:23 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10229729/British-woman-gives-birth-to-biggest-baby-born-naturally-in-Spain.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10229729/British-woman-gives-birth-to-biggest-baby-born-naturally-in-Spain.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2013, 09:28:32 PM
Quote from: Baldy on August 07, 2013, 09:27:23 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10229729/British-woman-gives-birth-to-biggest-baby-born-naturally-in-Spain.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10229729/British-woman-gives-birth-to-biggest-baby-born-naturally-in-Spain.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2013, 05:19:07 AM
Quote from: Baldy on August 07, 2013, 09:27:23 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10229729/British-woman-gives-birth-to-biggest-baby-born-naturally-in-Spain.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10229729/British-woman-gives-birth-to-biggest-baby-born-naturally-in-Spain.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Wizard's sleeve....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2013, 07:13:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2013, 05:19:07 AM
Quote from: Baldy on August 07, 2013, 09:27:23 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10229729/British-woman-gives-birth-to-biggest-baby-born-naturally-in-Spain.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10229729/British-woman-gives-birth-to-biggest-baby-born-naturally-in-Spain.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Wizard's sleeve....  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 08, 2013, 02:05:24 PM
Quote from: Baldy on August 07, 2013, 09:27:23 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10229729/British-woman-gives-birth-to-biggest-baby-born-naturally-in-Spain.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10229729/British-woman-gives-birth-to-biggest-baby-born-naturally-in-Spain.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Ooooh   makes your eyes water just thinking about it     Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2013, 02:06:44 PM
How big is that in double decker buses?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2013, 03:00:54 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 08, 2013, 02:06:44 PM
How big is that in double decker buses?  rubschin:

The entire Matchbox collection.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 08, 2013, 03:20:17 PM
Quote from: Baldy on August 08, 2013, 03:00:54 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 08, 2013, 02:06:44 PM
How big is that in double decker buses?  rubschin:

The entire Matchbox collection.  noooo:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2013, 04:26:45 PM
Quote from: Baldy on August 08, 2013, 03:00:54 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 08, 2013, 02:06:44 PM
How big is that in double decker buses?  rubschin:

The entire Matchbox collection.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2013, 06:33:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2013, 04:26:45 PM
Quote from: Baldy on August 08, 2013, 03:00:54 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 08, 2013, 02:06:44 PM
How big is that in double decker buses?  rubschin:

The entire Matchbox collection.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 01:49:37 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/creditcards/10231556/Man-who-created-own-credit-card-sues-bank-for-not-sticking-to-terms.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/creditcards/10231556/Man-who-created-own-credit-card-sues-bank-for-not-sticking-to-terms.html)

I can't see this working but fair play for trying.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2013, 05:43:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 01:49:37 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/creditcards/10231556/Man-who-created-own-credit-card-sues-bank-for-not-sticking-to-terms.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/creditcards/10231556/Man-who-created-own-credit-card-sues-bank-for-not-sticking-to-terms.html)

I can't see this working but fair play for trying.  lol:

Excellent!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 06:33:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2013, 05:43:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 01:49:37 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/creditcards/10231556/Man-who-created-own-credit-card-sues-bank-for-not-sticking-to-terms.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/creditcards/10231556/Man-who-created-own-credit-card-sues-bank-for-not-sticking-to-terms.html)

I can't see this working but fair play for trying.  lol:

Excellent!  eveilgrin:

Why can I see Baldycard on the horizon?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 09, 2013, 10:50:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 06:33:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2013, 05:43:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 01:49:37 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/creditcards/10231556/Man-who-created-own-credit-card-sues-bank-for-not-sticking-to-terms.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/creditcards/10231556/Man-who-created-own-credit-card-sues-bank-for-not-sticking-to-terms.html)

I can't see this working but fair play for trying.  lol:

Excellent!  eveilgrin:

Why can I see Baldycard on the horizon?  whistle:
Stuff Baldycard, we need TurnipCard

And what BM said, excellent wheeze.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 11:01:42 AM
Nick could set one up for internet shopping, could save him a fortune when he next orders 5000 tins of tuna.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2013, 11:06:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 11:01:42 AM
Nick could set one up for internet shopping, could save him a fortune when he next orders 5000 tins of tuna.  :thumbsup:

Delivery man death bingo....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 11:22:38 AM
If Nick has the keys to that van it could be a possibility. What's the worst that could happen if he decided to finish the route?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Landlady on August 09, 2013, 12:17:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 11:22:38 AM
If Nick has the keys to that van it could be a possibility. What's the worst that could happen if he decided to finish the route?  rubschin:

He would ''probably''

Crash the delivery van because he was eating all the food

''maybe'' - ''perhaps'' - its possible !
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2013, 12:31:36 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of how much chaos and mayhem he would cause generally. Something tells me Nick + SatNav can't be a good combination.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2013, 06:53:13 AM
TMR nips out for a quick ciggy:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10233456/Coach-on-fire-at-Gatwick-airport.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10233456/Coach-on-fire-at-Gatwick-airport.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2013, 09:48:33 AM
Drivers jailed after dogging mix-up led to Darlington horror crash (http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/10578582.Drivers_jailed_after_dogging_mix_up_led_to_Darlington_horror_crash/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 09:57:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 09:48:33 AM
Drivers jailed after dogging mix-up led to Darlington horror crash (http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/10578582.Drivers_jailed_after_dogging_mix_up_led_to_Darlington_horror_crash/)

 eeek:

Wonder what the two bottles are for I would have thought a grate would not have been enough for anyone to dog him.. redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2013, 10:00:22 AM
Quote from: boogs on August 10, 2013, 09:57:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 09:48:33 AM
Drivers jailed after dogging mix-up led to Darlington horror crash (http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/10578582.Drivers_jailed_after_dogging_mix_up_led_to_Darlington_horror_crash/)

 eeek:

Wonder what the two bottles are for I would have thought a crate would not have been enough for anyone to dog him.. redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2013, 10:10:28 AM
Darlington  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2013, 10:32:35 AM
Prostrate before ginger (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2388482/Red-headed-men-risk-prostate-cancer-unusual-genes-study-reveals.html)

Perhaps this is because they spend their lives providing rectal discomfort for everyone else?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2013, 10:36:30 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2013, 10:32:35 AM
Prostrate before ginger (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2388482/Red-headed-men-risk-prostate-cancer-unusual-genes-study-reveals.html)

Perhaps this is because they spend their lives providing rectal discomfort for everyone else?
happy001

and as if to confirm

"Redheads stage Ginger Pride march "

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-23643831 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-23643831)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2013, 10:46:12 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2013, 10:32:35 AM
Prostrate before ginger (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2388482/Red-headed-men-risk-prostate-cancer-unusual-genes-study-reveals.html)

Perhaps this is because they spend their lives providing rectal discomfort for everyone else?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 11:11:11 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2013, 10:32:35 AM
Prostrate before ginger (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2388482/Red-headed-men-risk-prostate-cancer-unusual-genes-study-reveals.html)

Perhaps this is because they spend their lives providing rectal discomfort for everyone else?

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2013, 02:40:36 PM
So glad I am not ginger, unlike Growler noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2013, 04:15:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 10, 2013, 02:40:36 PM
So glad I am not ginger, unlike Growler noooo:

Of course, of course....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
10 rules for managing your penis (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/07/10-rules-managing-penis-sexting-wine-toaster)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2013, 05:01:52 PM
Well, there is a lesson for you
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2013, 05:04:01 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 10, 2013, 05:01:52 PM
Well, there is a lesson for you

Ten!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 05:07:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
10 rules for managing your penis (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/07/10-rules-managing-penis-sexting-wine-toaster)

 eeek:

Seam very sensible to me  :thumbsup:

Must say I could think of another couple but that would just be too much   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2013, 06:12:31 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 10, 2013, 05:07:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
10 rules for managing your penis (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/07/10-rules-managing-penis-sexting-wine-toaster)

 eeek:

Seam very sensible to me  :thumbsup:

Must say I could think of another couple but that would just be too much   whistle:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2013, 06:21:06 PM
 eyes: angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2013, 09:03:13 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 10, 2013, 05:07:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
10 rules for managing your penis (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/07/10-rules-managing-penis-sexting-wine-toaster)

 eeek:

Seam very sensible to me  :thumbsup:

Must say I could think of another couple but that would just be too much   whistle:
oh go on please tell

Were they any of these

- don't get it caught in flies (see 3 word story)
- if the ex Mrs Bobbit shows any interest in it, run away
- do not get ruler markings tattooed on it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 09:05:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 10, 2013, 09:03:13 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 10, 2013, 05:07:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
10 rules for managing your penis (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/07/10-rules-managing-penis-sexting-wine-toaster)

 eeek:

Seam very sensible to me  :thumbsup:

Must say I could think of another couple but that would just be too much   whistle:
oh go on please tell

Were they any of these

- don't get it caught in flies (see 3 word story)
- if the ex Mrs Bobbit shows any interest in it, run away
- do not get ruler markings tattooed on it

Not had enough vino yet .....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2013, 05:37:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
10 rules for managing your penis (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/07/10-rules-managing-penis-sexting-wine-toaster)

 eeek:

As a follow on from that, who the hell is stupid enough to stick it in a bloody toaster....  eeek:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jul/30/penis-toaster-message-fire-brigade-fiftyshadesofred (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jul/30/penis-toaster-message-fire-brigade-fiftyshadesofred)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2013, 06:10:54 AM
Burglar left bruised and bleeding by retired boxer, 72 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5698062/Burglar-left-bruised-and-bleeding-by-retired-boxer-72.html)

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A burglar who broke into a house and threatened a pensioner with a knife got more than he bargained for when the victim turned out to be a retired boxer who left him bruised and bleeding.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F01434%2Fboxer_1434110a.jpg&hash=d752b92d955a8eb5bc8a4fc46a5f9899199e5039)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*breathes*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That has made my day that has! happy001

 rubschin:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 11, 2013, 06:49:36 AM
Fantastic  :thumbsup:

I'm amazed that the way these things go these days that they didn't charge the old fella too  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2013, 06:51:44 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 11, 2013, 06:49:36 AM
Fantastic  :thumbsup:

I'm amazed that the way these things go these days that they didn't charge the old fella too  noooo:

Indeed... If he'd used a baseball bat or some such they prolly would have....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 11, 2013, 09:58:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 11, 2013, 06:10:54 AM
Burglar left bruised and bleeding by retired boxer, 72 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5698062/Burglar-left-bruised-and-bleeding-by-retired-boxer-72.html)

Quote
A burglar who broke into a house and threatened a pensioner with a knife got more than he bargained for when the victim turned out to be a retired boxer who left him bruised and bleeding.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F01434%2Fboxer_1434110a.jpg&hash=d752b92d955a8eb5bc8a4fc46a5f9899199e5039)


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 11, 2013, 11:58:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 11, 2013, 06:10:54 AM
Burglar left bruised and bleeding by retired boxer, 72 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5698062/Burglar-left-bruised-and-bleeding-by-retired-boxer-72.html)

Quote
A burglar who broke into a house and threatened a pensioner with a knife got more than he bargained for when the victim turned out to be a retired boxer who left him bruised and bleeding.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F01434%2Fboxer_1434110a.jpg&hash=d752b92d955a8eb5bc8a4fc46a5f9899199e5039)


What a star, he prolly targeted him thinking he was defenceless ... lol: lol: lol: TWAT
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 11, 2013, 12:23:08 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead  not so funny when you look at the detail

Quote
McCalium, a barman, was given a four-and-a-half year prison sentence at Oxford Crown Court on Monday for aggravated burglary

Will already be out to menace again as this was an old (2009) case and the default parole date was September 2011 (http://www.thelawpages.com/court-cases/Gregory-McCalium-3454-1.law)

Quote
The court was told that there was a long-running dispute between the two, who were neighbours.

Why wasn't he given 4 and a half years for possessing the knife and 4 and a half years consecutive for the aggravated burglary - if that was the only motive? 


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 02:32:53 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2390042/Prankster-targets-L-A-stores-placing-worthless-plastic-boxes-shelves-authentic-labeling-says-Another-gadget-dont-really-need.htm (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2390042/Prankster-targets-L-A-stores-placing-worthless-plastic-boxes-shelves-authentic-labeling-says-Another-gadget-dont-really-need.htm)

 ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2013, 03:35:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 02:32:53 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2390042/Prankster-targets-L-A-stores-placing-worthless-plastic-boxes-shelves-authentic-labeling-says-Another-gadget-dont-really-need.htm (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2390042/Prankster-targets-L-A-stores-placing-worthless-plastic-boxes-shelves-authentic-labeling-says-Another-gadget-dont-really-need.htm)

 ;D Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 12, 2013, 03:39:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2013, 03:35:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 02:32:53 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2390042/Prankster-targets-L-A-stores-placing-worthless-plastic-boxes-shelves-authentic-labeling-says-Another-gadget-dont-really-need.htm (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2390042/Prankster-targets-L-A-stores-placing-worthless-plastic-boxes-shelves-authentic-labeling-says-Another-gadget-dont-really-need.htm)

 ;D Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2013, 04:36:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389994/Father-48-castrated-getting-testicles-caught-piece-metal-slid-boat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389994/Father-48-castrated-getting-testicles-caught-piece-metal-slid-boat.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 12, 2013, 06:35:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2013, 04:36:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389994/Father-48-castrated-getting-testicles-caught-piece-metal-slid-boat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389994/Father-48-castrated-getting-testicles-caught-piece-metal-slid-boat.html)

 eeek: eeek:

OHHHH ....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fhapyql3a5%2F356h5e.jpg&hash=4f55a48faa60e0ccb31cb3c48d8a093106170b69) (http://postimg.org/image/hapyql3a5/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2013, 07:19:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2013, 04:36:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389994/Father-48-castrated-getting-testicles-caught-piece-metal-slid-boat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389994/Father-48-castrated-getting-testicles-caught-piece-metal-slid-boat.html)

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2013, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2013, 03:35:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 02:32:53 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2390042/Prankster-targets-L-A-stores-placing-worthless-plastic-boxes-shelves-authentic-labeling-says-Another-gadget-dont-really-need.htm (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2390042/Prankster-targets-L-A-stores-placing-worthless-plastic-boxes-shelves-authentic-labeling-says-Another-gadget-dont-really-need.htm)

 ;D Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2013, 05:28:39 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10245227/Marianne-Faithfull-cancels-performances-after-breaking-her-back.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10245227/Marianne-Faithfull-cancels-performances-after-breaking-her-back.html)

Mr Jagger has given the medical team some ideas for what to use as a splint.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2013, 05:59:21 AM
Quote from: Baldy on August 16, 2013, 05:28:39 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10245227/Marianne-Faithfull-cancels-performances-after-breaking-her-back.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10245227/Marianne-Faithfull-cancels-performances-after-breaking-her-back.html)

Mr Jagger has given the medical team some ideas for what to use as a splint.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2013, 09:24:32 AM
http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/660969-bangkok-university-makes-students-wear-anti-cheating-helmet-during-mid-term-exams/ (http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/660969-bangkok-university-makes-students-wear-anti-cheating-helmet-during-mid-term-exams/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2013, 09:28:00 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 17, 2013, 09:24:32 AM
http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/660969-bangkok-university-makes-students-wear-anti-cheating-helmet-during-mid-term-exams/ (http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/660969-bangkok-university-makes-students-wear-anti-cheating-helmet-during-mid-term-exams/)
rubschin:

Why were you Googling "Thai helmets"?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2013, 09:41:07 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2013, 09:28:00 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 17, 2013, 09:24:32 AM
http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/660969-bangkok-university-makes-students-wear-anti-cheating-helmet-during-mid-term-exams/ (http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/660969-bangkok-university-makes-students-wear-anti-cheating-helmet-during-mid-term-exams/)
rubschin:

Why were you Googling "Thai helmets"?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2013, 10:07:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2013, 09:28:00 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 17, 2013, 09:24:32 AM
http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/660969-bangkok-university-makes-students-wear-anti-cheating-helmet-during-mid-term-exams/ (http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/660969-bangkok-university-makes-students-wear-anti-cheating-helmet-during-mid-term-exams/)
rubschin:

Why were you Googling "Thai helmets"?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 17, 2013, 12:30:33 PM
Quote from: Baldy on August 17, 2013, 10:07:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2013, 09:28:00 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 17, 2013, 09:24:32 AM
http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/660969-bangkok-university-makes-students-wear-anti-cheating-helmet-during-mid-term-exams/ (http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/660969-bangkok-university-makes-students-wear-anti-cheating-helmet-during-mid-term-exams/)
rubschin:

Why were you Googling "Thai helmets"?

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2013, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

Holy fuck!  Shocked:

What was he thinking????  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:29:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2013, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

Holy fuck!  Shocked:

What was he thinking????  noooo:

Holy fuck being the right phrase..... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2013, 06:30:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:29:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2013, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

Holy fuck!  Shocked:

What was he thinking????  noooo:

Holy fuck being the right phase..... whistle:

Or phrase even....   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:31:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2013, 06:30:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:29:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2013, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

Holy fuck!  Shocked:

What was he thinking????  noooo:

Holy fuck being the right phase..... whistle:

Or phrase even....   whistle:

I changed it ........ evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2013, 06:36:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:31:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2013, 06:30:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:29:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2013, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

Holy fuck!  Shocked:

What was he thinking????  noooo:

Holy fuck being the right phase..... whistle:

Or phrase even....   whistle:

I changed it ........ evil:

Too slow....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 19, 2013, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:  What possible pleasure could he get from that  ::)

Makes your eyes water just thinking about it... scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2013, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 19, 2013, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:  What possible pleasure could he get from that  ::)

Makes your eyes water just thinking about it... scared2:

It does make you wonder doesn't it...?  noooo:

At what point while surfing porn on the Intermong and knocking one out into a Kleenex did he think, "I'll stick a fork up me cock"...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 07:09:38 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 19, 2013, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:  What possible pleasure could he get from that  ::)

Makes your eyes water just thinking about it... scared2:

Maybe he didn't like spooning........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2013, 07:11:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 07:09:38 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 19, 2013, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:  What possible pleasure could he get from that  ::)

Makes your eyes water just thinking about it... scared2:

Maybe he didn't like spooning........ rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 19, 2013, 07:12:29 PM
 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 19, 2013, 07:16:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 07:09:38 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 19, 2013, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:  What possible pleasure could he get from that  ::)

Makes your eyes water just thinking about it... scared2:

Maybe he didn't like spooning........ rubschin:

 redface:   lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2013, 07:47:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2013, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2397163/Man-70-10cm-steel-kitchen-fork-removed-inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

Holy fuck!  Shocked:

What was he thinking????  noooo:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

I suspect his thoughts changed somewhat after he realised he was in agony and it wasn't going to come out.

But yes agreed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2013, 08:33:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2398130/Ttongsul-bizarre-traditional-Korean-rice-wine-uses-human-POO-heal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2398130/Ttongsul-bizarre-traditional-Korean-rice-wine-uses-human-POO-heal.html)

 eeek:

 sick2:

Well that certainly puts a new spin on the whole 'this medicine tastes like shite' complaint.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2013, 08:37:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2013, 08:33:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2398130/Ttongsul-bizarre-traditional-Korean-rice-wine-uses-human-POO-heal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2398130/Ttongsul-bizarre-traditional-Korean-rice-wine-uses-human-POO-heal.html)

 eeek:

 sick2:

Well that certainly puts a new spin on the whole 'this medicine tastes like shite' complaint.  noooo:

Washed down with a cup of cat shit coffee!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2013, 08:44:54 PM
Ah but the coffee doesn't taste or smell of shite, just damn good regular caffieny goodness.   8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2013, 08:55:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2013, 08:44:54 PM
Ah but the coffee doesn't taste or smell of shite, just damn good regular caffieny goodness.   8)

 cool14:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2013, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2013, 08:44:54 PM
Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .
And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2013, 09:12:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 20, 2013, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2013, 08:44:54 PM
Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .
And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   noooo:

I hope he uses Colgate on a regular basis.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 01:18:03 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 20, 2013, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2013, 08:44:54 PM
Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .
And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   noooo:

I'm working on the basis that shite doesn't taste like coffee.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2013, 07:25:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 01:18:03 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 20, 2013, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2013, 08:44:54 PM
Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .
And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   noooo:

I'm working on the basis that shite doesn't taste like coffee.  :thumbsup:
You don't have breakfast here do you?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2013, 07:29:09 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2013, 07:25:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 01:18:03 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 20, 2013, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2013, 08:44:54 PM
Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .
And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   noooo:

I'm working on the basis that shite doesn't taste like coffee.  :thumbsup:
You don't have breakfast here do you?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 12:38:47 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2398690/Mini-enthusiast-rigged-secret-cameras-spy-friends-having-sex-motoring-away-days.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2398690/Mini-enthusiast-rigged-secret-cameras-spy-friends-having-sex-motoring-away-days.html)

BM......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2013, 12:51:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 12:38:47 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2398690/Mini-enthusiast-rigged-secret-cameras-spy-friends-having-sex-motoring-away-days.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2398690/Mini-enthusiast-rigged-secret-cameras-spy-friends-having-sex-motoring-away-days.html)

BM......... rubschin:

No, I wouldn't fuck up a Mini like that....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 02:13:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2013, 07:25:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 01:18:03 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 20, 2013, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2013, 08:44:54 PM
Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .
And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   noooo:

I'm working on the basis that shite doesn't taste like coffee.  :thumbsup:
You don't have breakfast here do you?

I do but I usually make the coffee myself to be on the safe side.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2013, 02:24:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 02:13:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2013, 07:25:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 01:18:03 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 20, 2013, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2013, 08:44:54 PM
Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .
And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   noooo:

I'm working on the basis that shite doesn't taste like coffee.  :thumbsup:
You don't have breakfast here do you?

I do but I usually make the coffee myself to be on the safe side.  lol:
Very wise Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 21, 2013, 02:39:50 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2013, 02:24:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 02:13:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2013, 07:25:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 01:18:03 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 20, 2013, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2013, 08:44:54 PM
Ah but the coffee doesn't taste  . .l of shite . . .
And you gained your expert status on how shite tastes just how?   noooo:

I'm working on the basis that shite doesn't taste like coffee.  :thumbsup:
You don't have breakfast here do you?

I do but I usually make the coffee myself to be on the safe side.  lol:
Very wise Thumbs:

Oi cussing:   I made the breakfast this morning nothing wrong with my coffee (unless you don't like it strong  redface:) or tea everyone likes my drinks (with the exception of BM evil:).....   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)

I do....... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:35:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)

I do....... whistle:

Heard a whisper to that effect  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 21, 2013, 11:29:44 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:35:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)

I do....... whistle:

Heard a whisper to that effect  whistle:

At least Foggy moans.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2013, 05:58:44 AM
Quote from: Baldy on August 21, 2013, 11:29:44 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:35:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)

I do....... whistle:

Heard a whisper to that effect  whistle:

At least Foggy moans.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on August 22, 2013, 07:07:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 22, 2013, 05:58:44 AM
Quote from: Baldy on August 21, 2013, 11:29:44 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:35:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)

I do....... whistle:

Heard a whisper to that effect  whistle:

At least Foggy moans.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 22, 2013, 02:05:03 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on August 22, 2013, 07:07:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 22, 2013, 05:58:44 AM
Quote from: Baldy on August 21, 2013, 11:29:44 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:35:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Sorry Boogsy, I haven't been lucky enough to get in for breakfast when you have made it before the smuggers gannets have cleared it all. Usually it tastes more like charcoal than dark roast.  noooo:

Forgiven they do tend to be early some days .... ::)

I do....... whistle:

Heard a whisper to that effect  whistle:

At least Foggy moans.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

 happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2013, 10:42:47 AM
Our taxes spent wisely again (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2400068/Life-snails-pace-Video-reveals-piggyback-hijack-slime--speeds-metre-hour.html)

"Molluscs were also found to travel in convoy to conserve energy"


Snailgating?   redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2013, 11:08:23 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2013, 10:42:47 AM
Our taxes spent wisely again (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2400068/Life-snails-pace-Video-reveals-piggyback-hijack-slime--speeds-metre-hour.html)

"Molluscs were also found to travel in convoy to conserve energy"


Snailgating?   redface:

"Snailgating" happy002

The study was aimed at saving the lives of pet dogs, there are worse ways to spend money
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2013, 11:57:37 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 23, 2013, 11:08:23 AM
The study was aimed at saving the lives of pet dogs

Much the same as "Keep you dog under control" signs around livestock.

Sometimes a plumbic infusion is the only cure.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2013, 12:00:42 PM
Love it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2013, 12:50:20 PM
BM and the rest of the reprobates should have a field day with this one.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2013, 12:52:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2013, 12:50:20 PM
BM and the rest of the reprobates should have a field day with this one.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html)

Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2013, 12:57:48 PM
That poor dog will need shots now.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2013, 01:04:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 24, 2013, 12:52:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2013, 12:50:20 PM
BM and the rest of the reprobates should have a field day with this one.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html)

Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke....  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Seconded BM  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 24, 2013, 01:23:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2013, 12:50:20 PM
BM and the rest of the reprobates should have a field day with this one.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html)

Good to see the Daily Fail maintaining standards:

Quote from: Daily Fail
'But it won't stop him judging dog shoes as he's a real animal lover and accepts that it was just a one-off.'

 happy001 happy001

Remind me, what sort of "shoes" do dogs normally wear?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2013, 01:29:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2013, 12:50:20 PM
BM and the rest of the reprobates should have a field day with this one.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401356/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-bitten-GROIN-sausage-dog.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

Now you know why they are called sausage dogs.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2013, 03:11:30 PM
I did consider starting an all new Headlines comp and kicking it off with Lembit Noprick  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2013, 03:47:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2013, 03:11:30 PM
I did consider starting an all new Headlines comp and kicking it off with Lembit Noprick  whistle:

I think that Taff weather girl kept his kiwi fruit.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2013, 03:53:34 PM
Nick to take over the world........ eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401346/Who-calling-ginger-Research-reveals-far-rare-nearly-20MILLION-red-hair-gene-carriers-Britain-Ireland.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401346/Who-calling-ginger-Research-reveals-far-rare-nearly-20MILLION-red-hair-gene-carriers-Britain-Ireland.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2013, 04:12:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 24, 2013, 03:53:34 PM
Nick to take over the world........ eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401346/Who-calling-ginger-Research-reveals-far-rare-nearly-20MILLION-red-hair-gene-carriers-Britain-Ireland.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401346/Who-calling-ginger-Research-reveals-far-rare-nearly-20MILLION-red-hair-gene-carriers-Britain-Ireland.html)

No ginger genes in the Mountbatten-Windsor line, so Harry must have picked up the recessive throwback from Diana.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2013, 04:13:38 PM
Or his dad  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2013, 04:14:14 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2013, 04:12:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 24, 2013, 03:53:34 PM
Nick to take over the world........ eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401346/Who-calling-ginger-Research-reveals-far-rare-nearly-20MILLION-red-hair-gene-carriers-Britain-Ireland.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401346/Who-calling-ginger-Research-reveals-far-rare-nearly-20MILLION-red-hair-gene-carriers-Britain-Ireland.html)

No ginger genes in the Mountbatten-Windsor line, so Harry must have picked up the recessive throwback from Diana.  whistle:

Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 24, 2013, 04:13:38 PM
Or his dad  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2013, 04:16:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2013, 04:12:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 24, 2013, 03:53:34 PM
Nick to take over the world........ eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401346/Who-calling-ginger-Research-reveals-far-rare-nearly-20MILLION-red-hair-gene-carriers-Britain-Ireland.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401346/Who-calling-ginger-Research-reveals-far-rare-nearly-20MILLION-red-hair-gene-carriers-Britain-Ireland.html)

No ginger genes in the Mountbatten-Windsor line, so Harry must have picked up the recessive throwback from Diana.  whistle:

If she thew it back.......... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2013, 10:47:41 AM
Hmmm I wonder if Sunny D still has the unhealthy amount of sugar and e numbers in it, hyperactive and pissed could be an interesting combination.  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402092/Watch-Jesus-Turn-fruit-juice-alcoholic-drink-using-Alcoholic-Alchemys-Spike-Your-Juice-Firebox.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402092/Watch-Jesus-Turn-fruit-juice-alcoholic-drink-using-Alcoholic-Alchemys-Spike-Your-Juice-Firebox.html)

http://www.firebox.com/product/3116/DIY-Hooch-Kit (http://www.firebox.com/product/3116/DIY-Hooch-Kit)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2013, 02:48:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2013, 10:47:41 AM
Hmmm I wonder if Sunny D still has the unhealthy amount of sugar and e numbers in it, hyperactive and pissed could be an interesting combination.  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402092/Watch-Jesus-Turn-fruit-juice-alcoholic-drink-using-Alcoholic-Alchemys-Spike-Your-Juice-Firebox.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402092/Watch-Jesus-Turn-fruit-juice-alcoholic-drink-using-Alcoholic-Alchemys-Spike-Your-Juice-Firebox.html)

http://www.firebox.com/product/3116/DIY-Hooch-Kit (http://www.firebox.com/product/3116/DIY-Hooch-Kit)

Would make BM's home brew drinkable you say
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2013, 02:50:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2013, 10:47:41 AM
Hmmm I wonder if Sunny D still has the unhealthy amount of sugar and e numbers in it, hyperactive and pissed could be an interesting combination.  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402092/Watch-Jesus-Turn-fruit-juice-alcoholic-drink-using-Alcoholic-Alchemys-Spike-Your-Juice-Firebox.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402092/Watch-Jesus-Turn-fruit-juice-alcoholic-drink-using-Alcoholic-Alchemys-Spike-Your-Juice-Firebox.html)

http://www.firebox.com/product/3116/DIY-Hooch-Kit (http://www.firebox.com/product/3116/DIY-Hooch-Kit)

Google Super Yeast....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2013, 02:57:40 PM
"Will we ever want to have sex with robots?"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23637225 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23637225)

 rubschin:  too many jokes

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2013, 01:06:33 PM
There is a small part of me that says I shouldn't laugh at this but after watching her reaction I'm guessing the answers no then.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2402511/Marriage-proposal-ends-disaster-mans-bride-clumps-round-head-buskers-ukulele.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2402511/Marriage-proposal-ends-disaster-mans-bride-clumps-round-head-buskers-ukulele.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 27, 2013, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2013, 01:06:33 PM
There is a small part of me that says I shouldn't laugh at this but after watching her reaction I'm guessing the answers no then.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2402511/Marriage-proposal-ends-disaster-mans-bride-clumps-round-head-buskers-ukulele.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2402511/Marriage-proposal-ends-disaster-mans-bride-clumps-round-head-buskers-ukulele.html)
Oh dears

happy002   


even if it turns out to be a set up


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2013, 03:57:18 AM
Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the restaurant.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402596/Hospitalis-Inside-hospital-themed-restaurant-patients-pay-wear-straitjackets.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402596/Hospitalis-Inside-hospital-themed-restaurant-patients-pay-wear-straitjackets.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 28, 2013, 08:17:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2013, 03:57:18 AM
Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the restaurant.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402596/Hospitalis-Inside-hospital-themed-restaurant-patients-pay-wear-straitjackets.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2402596/Hospitalis-Inside-hospital-themed-restaurant-patients-pay-wear-straitjackets.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2013, 08:21:52 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2404082/Egyptian-addicted-stealing-cuts-hands-allowing-TRAIN-run-wrists.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2404082/Egyptian-addicted-stealing-cuts-hands-allowing-TRAIN-run-wrists.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2013, 01:12:54 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23869462 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23869462)

 worthy:

I think this guy is onto something and as far as the the whole making sure people know how expensive the calls are going to be any dialler manager/analyst would remove premium rate numbers from their dialling lists before loading them into a campaign. rubschin:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2013, 05:49:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2013, 01:12:54 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23869462 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23869462)

 worthy:

I think this guy is onto something and as far as the the whole making sure people know how expensive the calls are going to be any dialler manager/analyst would remove premium rate numbers from their dialling lists before loading them into a campaign. rubschin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2013, 10:41:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2013, 01:12:54 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23869462 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23869462)

 worthy:

I think this guy is onto something and as far as the the whole making sure people know how expensive the calls are going to be any dialler manager/analyst would remove premium rate numbers from their dialling lists before loading them into a campaign. rubschin:
worthy: indeed even if it only works once

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 29, 2013, 10:46:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2013, 01:12:54 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23869462 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23869462)

 worthy:

I think this guy is onto something and as far as the the whole making sure people know how expensive the calls are going to be any dialler manager/analyst would remove premium rate numbers from their dialling lists before loading them into a campaign. rubschin:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2013, 08:44:01 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2407009/Joshua-Clark-The-man-deliberately-swallowed-toe-bizarre-cocktail-ritual-famous-Hurricane-Katrina-survivor.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2407009/Joshua-Clark-The-man-deliberately-swallowed-toe-bizarre-cocktail-ritual-famous-Hurricane-Katrina-survivor.html)

 eeek:

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2013, 08:56:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2013, 08:44:01 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2407009/Joshua-Clark-The-man-deliberately-swallowed-toe-bizarre-cocktail-ritual-famous-Hurricane-Katrina-survivor.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2407009/Joshua-Clark-The-man-deliberately-swallowed-toe-bizarre-cocktail-ritual-famous-Hurricane-Katrina-survivor.html)

 eeek:

 sick2:

 eeek:  sick2:  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2013, 10:19:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2013, 08:44:01 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2407009/Joshua-Clark-The-man-deliberately-swallowed-toe-bizarre-cocktail-ritual-famous-Hurricane-Katrina-survivor.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2407009/Joshua-Clark-The-man-deliberately-swallowed-toe-bizarre-cocktail-ritual-famous-Hurricane-Katrina-survivor.html)

 eeek:

 sick2:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2013, 11:29:41 AM
How the hell can you forget that England is in the way?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408698/Polish-captain-ran-ship-aground-tried-sail-Scotland-Belgium--FORGOT-England-way.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408698/Polish-captain-ran-ship-aground-tried-sail-Scotland-Belgium--FORGOT-England-way.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2013, 11:37:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2013, 11:29:41 AM
How the hell can you forget that England is in the way?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408698/Polish-captain-ran-ship-aground-tried-sail-Scotland-Belgium--FORGOT-England-way.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408698/Polish-captain-ran-ship-aground-tried-sail-Scotland-Belgium--FORGOT-England-way.html)

Probably a national trait from the memory of Hitler's route from Berlin to Moscow.  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 02, 2013, 11:45:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2013, 11:29:41 AM
How the hell can you forget that England is in the way?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408698/Polish-captain-ran-ship-aground-tried-sail-Scotland-Belgium--FORGOT-England-way.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408698/Polish-captain-ran-ship-aground-tried-sail-Scotland-Belgium--FORGOT-England-way.html)

Should have gone to specsavers ..... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2013, 10:11:06 PM
Skyscraper melts Jaguar car parts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F69606000%2Fjpg%2F_69606115_69601806.jpg&hash=d0a9acad58c185564f35c2af76013b145c212dad)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 02, 2013, 10:18:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 02, 2013, 10:11:06 PM
Skyscraper melts Jaguar car parts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F69606000%2Fjpg%2F_69606115_69601806.jpg&hash=d0a9acad58c185564f35c2af76013b145c212dad)

Bluddy hell I would be well pissed off if that was my Hollie ....  confused:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 03, 2013, 10:02:32 AM
Quote from: boogs on September 02, 2013, 10:18:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 02, 2013, 10:11:06 PM
Skyscraper melts Jaguar car parts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F69606000%2Fjpg%2F_69606115_69601806.jpg&hash=d0a9acad58c185564f35c2af76013b145c212dad)


Bluddy hell I would be well pissed off if that was my Hollie ....  confused:

Quite so, I wouldn't have another Jag at any price either.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2013, 10:45:19 AM
Oh how sad, what a pity never mind

Rapist may have caught HIV from victim (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23935768)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2013, 12:24:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 03, 2013, 10:45:19 AM
Oh how sad, what a pity never mind

Rapist may have caught HIV from victim (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23935768)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fef5lx6rlj%2Fviolin.jpg&hash=351cccccf465e3816d904684b6202ae9a9927d07) (http://postimg.org/image/ef5lx6rlj/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 12:30:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 03, 2013, 10:45:19 AM
Oh how sad, what a pity never mind

Rapist may have caught HIV from victim (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23935768)

Lets hope so .... lol: lol:   Bastard ... evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 03:20:19 PM
Considering what the Plymouth accent sounds like Chinese has to be an improvement.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2408920/Sarah-Colwill-Plymouth-woman-woke-Chinese-accent.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2408920/Sarah-Colwill-Plymouth-woman-woke-Chinese-accent.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 04:12:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 03:20:19 PM
Considering what the Plymouth accent sounds like Chinese has to be an improvement.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2408920/Sarah-Colwill-Plymouth-woman-woke-Chinese-accent.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2408920/Sarah-Colwill-Plymouth-woman-woke-Chinese-accent.html)

Most people wish I would wake up one day and not be able to speak at all ......   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 04:23:17 PM
 happy100 Not me.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2013, 04:28:59 PM
Nor I or I suggest any of us





Just as long as you wait until pub breakfast is fixed, bins emptied and ironing done first
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2013, 04:30:35 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 03, 2013, 04:12:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 03:20:19 PM
Considering what the Plymouth accent sounds like Chinese has to be an improvement.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2408920/Sarah-Colwill-Plymouth-woman-woke-Chinese-accent.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2408920/Sarah-Colwill-Plymouth-woman-woke-Chinese-accent.html)

Most people wish I would wake up one day and not be able to type at all ......   eeek:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 05:43:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2013, 04:30:35 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 03, 2013, 04:12:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 03:20:19 PM
Considering what the Plymouth accent sounds like Chinese has to be an improvement.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2408920/Sarah-Colwill-Plymouth-woman-woke-Chinese-accent.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2408920/Sarah-Colwill-Plymouth-woman-woke-Chinese-accent.html)

Most people wish I would wake up one day and not be able to type at all ......   eeek:

 whistle:

 redface:   sad24: sad24:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 05:45:37 PM
Just ignore old buckethead Boogsy, its obvious the rust is getting to him.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 05:47:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 05:45:37 PM
Just ignore old buckethead Boogsy, its obvious the rust is getting to him.  lol:

 happy100 unappreciated am I Grumpy glad you are here ..... cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 05:49:50 PM
It could be time to restart some of the things that used to drive BM even more barmy than usual.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 06:04:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 05:49:50 PM
It could be time to restart some of the things that used to drive BM even more barmy than usual.  eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2013, 06:05:57 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 06:18:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2013, 06:05:57 PM
eeek:

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 06:36:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2013, 06:05:57 PM
eeek:

Worried you are, I see...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2013, 06:37:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 06:36:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2013, 06:05:57 PM
eeek:

Worried you are, I see...  whistle:

Don't you start on the Yoda thing!  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 06:46:55 PM
Of what you speak, know do I not.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2013, 07:58:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 06:46:55 PM
Of what you speak, know do I not.  whistle:
:thumbsup:   good one
 
disturbed he is
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 08:00:21 PM
Known for years, that is.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2013, 08:12:49 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 09:11:30 PM
Learn to relax BM must, high blood pressure at his age good is not.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 09:29:04 PM
 Shrugs:  Good at this I am not ....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 09:44:15 PM
Practice it takes, easier in time it gets.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 10:02:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 09:44:15 PM
Practice it takes, easier in time it gets.  :thumbsup:

Try I will  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 10:11:13 PM
No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.





Resist the line I could not redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 10:42:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 10:11:13 PM
No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.





Resist the line I could not redface:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2013, 11:06:09 PM
happy001

Powder we must keep dry for return he will
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 04, 2013, 08:03:15 AM
Take the ball home he may.

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2013, 08:05:15 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 10:15:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 04, 2013, 08:05:15 AM
cussing:

Werking then it is ... lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 04, 2013, 10:55:13 AM
Quote from: boogs on September 04, 2013, 10:15:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 04, 2013, 08:05:15 AM
cussing:

Werking then it is ... lol:

On the run you have him.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 11:08:40 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 04, 2013, 10:55:13 AM
Quote from: boogs on September 04, 2013, 10:15:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 04, 2013, 08:05:15 AM
cussing:

Werking then it is ... lol:

On the run you have him.  :thumbsup:

To please we aim  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 12:32:24 PM
Learns fast my apprentice does, proud of you I am.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2013, 12:40:17 PM
What is this shite...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 12:41:49 PM
A few days give it, pirate speak it will be.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 04, 2013, 01:05:43 PM
AArgh! we shall all be saying.   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 01:14:36 PM
Talk like a pirate can Yoda I wonder?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2013, 01:18:47 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Explode:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 01:20:49 PM
Outside BM should stand till blood pressure lowers, else through ceiling bucket may go.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 01:27:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 12:32:24 PM
Learns fast my apprentice does, proud of you I am.  :thumbsup:

Appreciation   cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 02:45:53 PM
Earned it you have.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 02:45:53 PM
Earned it you have.  :thumbsup:

Sweetie you are  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2013, 06:46:47 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 04, 2013, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 02:45:53 PM
Earned it you have.  :thumbsup:

Sweetie you are  cloud9:

Room get a you two or summat.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 07:07:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 04, 2013, 06:46:47 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 04, 2013, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 02:45:53 PM
Earned it you have.  :thumbsup:

Sweetie you are  cloud9:

Room get a you two or summat.... ::)

Started you have ..... ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 08:27:00 PM
Cracked he has  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 08:31:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 08:27:00 PM
Cracked he has  lol:

Result we've had ... lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 08:35:01 PM
Only if tell the difference the others can  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 08:48:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 08:35:01 PM
Only if tell the difference the others can  rubschin:

Tell the difference they can I'm sure .... eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 08:49:40 PM
Not convinced I am, cracked he is already they think.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 09:08:24 PM
On subject back on, bloody hell thought I  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02661%2Fpotd-paraguay-prot_2661052k.jpg&hash=3100ac459e03ca42e45d24aef36ceb1af86f80dc)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23874911 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23874911)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2013, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 09:08:24 PM
On subject back on, bloody hell thought I  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02661%2Fpotd-paraguay-prot_2661052k.jpg&hash=3100ac459e03ca42e45d24aef36ceb1af86f80dc)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23874911 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23874911)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 09:18:41 PM
Had a job I liked that much I have not  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 09:51:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 04, 2013, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 09:08:24 PM
On subject back on, bloody hell thought I  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02661%2Fpotd-paraguay-prot_2661052k.jpg&hash=3100ac459e03ca42e45d24aef36ceb1af86f80dc)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23874911 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23874911)

 eeek: eeek:

From, where do these nutters come.   noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 09:56:04 PM
Breaking point, everyone has.  Theirs, losing their jobs was.  At least they have injured others not. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 10:32:29 PM
Bit extreme though.  Is it not..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 11:12:06 PM
Maybe they thought, their only option, was it.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2013, 11:13:07 PM
excellent work you both have done,  Routed is Barman

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 11:26:34 PM
But strong with the farce, BM is.  Join the dark side, he will.  Yeesssssss.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 11:32:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 11:26:34 PM
But strong with the farce, BM is.  Join the dark side, he will.  Yeesssssss.

 :thumbsup:  lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 11:35:43 PM
An international talk like Yoda day, there is.  This year we missed it, but add it to the calendar for next year, we should.  Herh herh herh.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2013, 11:44:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 11:35:43 PM
An international talk like Yoda day, there is.  This year we missed it, but add it to the calendar for next year, we should.  Herh herh herh.  whistle:

Did you go to Froggyland with the ginger shambles?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 11:55:39 PM
Go with Nick I did not, but drives BM round the bend this does.  Yeesssssss.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2013, 08:37:33 PM
Shampooing Genitals on Bus, Pensioner fined for

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/05/philip-milne-pensioner-shampooing-genitals-on-bus_n_3873880.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/05/philip-milne-pensioner-shampooing-genitals-on-bus_n_3873880.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 06, 2013, 10:23:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 06, 2013, 08:37:33 PM
Shampooing Genitals on Bus, Pensioner fined for

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/05/philip-milne-pensioner-shampooing-genitals-on-bus_n_3873880.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/05/philip-milne-pensioner-shampooing-genitals-on-bus_n_3873880.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)

 lol: lol: lol:   noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2013, 06:11:51 AM
One of the few childhood memories I have is going to Spanish City. I went to see it a few years ago when I went up for my grandad's funeral and just seeing the state it was in was just depressing. I've seen seaside towns in Cornwall deteriorate, hell Newquay looks like an absolute shithole but seeing the state of the dome and the fair. sad24:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2417478/Spanish-City-Dome-Whitley-Bay-left-ruin-funding-dries-restoration.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2417478/Spanish-City-Dome-Whitley-Bay-left-ruin-funding-dries-restoration.html)

And at the risk of someone taking the piss, I can't mention Spanish City without this:

Dire Straits - Tunnel Of Love (Alchemy Live 1983) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZFOFV_XUBM#)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 06:27:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2013, 06:11:51 AM
One of the few childhood memories I have is going to Spanish City. I went to see it a few years ago when I went up for my grandad's funeral and just seeing the state it was in was just depressing. I've seen seaside towns in Cornwall deteriorate, hell Newquay looks like an absolute shithole but seeing the state of the dome and the fair. sad24:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2417478/Spanish-City-Dome-Whitley-Bay-left-ruin-funding-dries-restoration.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2417478/Spanish-City-Dome-Whitley-Bay-left-ruin-funding-dries-restoration.html)

And at the risk of someone taking the piss, I can't mention Spanish City without this:

Dire Straits - Tunnel Of Love (Alchemy Live 1983) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZFOFV_XUBM#)

They could turn it into a mosque like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2013, 06:28:27 AM
 Finger:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2013, 08:40:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2013, 06:11:51 AM
One of the few childhood memories I have is going to Spanish City. I went to see it a few years ago when I went up for my grandad's funeral and just seeing the state it was in was just depressing. I've seen seaside towns in Cornwall deteriorate, hell Newquay looks like an absolute shithole but seeing the state of the dome and the fair. sad24:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2417478/Spanish-City-Dome-Whitley-Bay-left-ruin-funding-dries-restoration.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2417478/Spanish-City-Dome-Whitley-Bay-left-ruin-funding-dries-restoration.html)

And at the risk of someone taking the piss, I can't mention Spanish City without this:

Dire Straits - Tunnel Of Love (Alchemy Live 1983) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZFOFV_XUBM#)
What do you expect in Geordieland?
There will be crooked builders/developers milking all the cash from one side and the great unwashed nicking all the materials from the site on the other.

Just a lot of lemmings heading for the cliff.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2013, 09:26:54 AM
frog-photobombs- rocket launch  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/12/frog-photobombs-nasa-rocket-launch-fate-uncertain-3960516/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/12/frog-photobombs-nasa-rocket-launch-fate-uncertain-3960516/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2013, 09:29:46 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2013, 09:26:54 AM
frog-photobombs- rocket launch  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/12/frog-photobombs-nasa-rocket-launch-fate-uncertain-3960516/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/12/frog-photobombs-nasa-rocket-launch-fate-uncertain-3960516/)

 lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin:

 sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2013, 09:53:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 09:29:46 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2013, 09:26:54 AM
frog-photobombs- rocket launch  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/12/frog-photobombs-nasa-rocket-launch-fate-uncertain-3960516/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/12/frog-photobombs-nasa-rocket-launch-fate-uncertain-3960516/)

 lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin:

 sad24:

Is it time for my rectum joke......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2013, 10:14:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 13, 2013, 09:53:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 09:29:46 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2013, 09:26:54 AM
frog-photobombs- rocket launch  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/12/frog-photobombs-nasa-rocket-launch-fate-uncertain-3960516/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/12/frog-photobombs-nasa-rocket-launch-fate-uncertain-3960516/)

 lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin:

 sad24:

Is it time for my rectum joke......... rubschin:

The one with the "Yes, blew 'em to bits" punchline?

OK off you go, or just quote joke #1327  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2013, 10:33:17 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2013, 10:14:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 13, 2013, 09:53:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 09:29:46 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2013, 09:26:54 AM
frog-photobombs- rocket launch  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/12/frog-photobombs-nasa-rocket-launch-fate-uncertain-3960516/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/12/frog-photobombs-nasa-rocket-launch-fate-uncertain-3960516/)

 lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin:

 sad24:

Is it time for my rectum joke......... rubschin:

The one with the "Yes, blew 'em to bits" punchline?

OK off you go, or just quote joke #1327  ;)

That's the one........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:21:34 PM
Couple assaulted and robbed in their home in Pissouri (http://cyprus-mail.com/2013/09/13/couple-assaulted-and-robbed-in-their-home/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on September 13, 2013, 03:35:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:21:34 PM
Couple assaulted and robbed in their home in Pissouri (http://cyprus-mail.com/2013/09/13/couple-assaulted-and-robbed-in-their-home/)

 eeek:


fuck me!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:37:05 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 03:35:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:21:34 PM
Couple assaulted and robbed in their home in Pissouri (http://cyprus-mail.com/2013/09/13/couple-assaulted-and-robbed-in-their-home/)

 eeek:


fuck me!  eeek:

 razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on September 13, 2013, 03:53:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:37:05 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 03:35:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:21:34 PM
Couple assaulted and robbed in their home in Pissouri (http://cyprus-mail.com/2013/09/13/couple-assaulted-and-robbed-in-their-home/)

 eeek:


fuck me!  eeek:

 razz:

 ::) you know what i mean. scary stuff.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2013, 04:18:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:21:34 PM
Couple assaulted and robbed in their home in Pissouri (http://cyprus-mail.com/2013/09/13/couple-assaulted-and-robbed-in-their-home/)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

http://youtu.be/4pHhItkhc7o (http://youtu.be/4pHhItkhc7o)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2013, 04:22:26 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 03:53:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:37:05 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 03:35:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:21:34 PM
Couple assaulted and robbed in their home in Pissouri (http://cyprus-mail.com/2013/09/13/couple-assaulted-and-robbed-in-their-home/)

 eeek:


fuck me!  eeek:

 razz:

 ::) you know what i mean. scary stuff.  noooo:

Oh....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 13, 2013, 08:13:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:21:34 PM
Couple assaulted and robbed in their home in Pissouri (http://cyprus-mail.com/2013/09/13/couple-assaulted-and-robbed-in-their-home/)

 eeek:

Where were Apey & Foggy at the time? Deffo not in Paphos.  noooo:

Bonnie & Clyde more like.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2013, 11:11:53 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2417611/The-remote-control-DOG-Backpack-inbuilt-GPS-vibrates-makes-noises-guide-canines-about.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2417611/The-remote-control-DOG-Backpack-inbuilt-GPS-vibrates-makes-noises-guide-canines-about.html)

So the dog is guided by audio cues then. I'm curious about what they would use...  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smileyvault.com%2Falbums%2FCBSA%2Fsmileyvault-cute-big-smiley-animated-027.gif&hash=fd24c8ea4741738463fc5771e7cb17d840479cdc)

JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 12:44:32 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2013, 04:18:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:21:34 PM
Couple assaulted and robbed in their home in Pissouri (http://cyprus-mail.com/2013/09/13/couple-assaulted-and-robbed-in-their-home/)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

http://youtu.be/4pHhItkhc7o (http://youtu.be/4pHhItkhc7o)


More like midnight express............. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2013, 01:27:41 PM
I wouldn't read this one Miss D....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2421823/Northampton-spooked-man-dressed-terrifying-clown-character-Stephen-Kings-It.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2421823/Northampton-spooked-man-dressed-terrifying-clown-character-Stephen-Kings-It.html)

Mind you there are a bunch of weird buggers living in Northampton so I'm surprised they noticed this.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 16, 2013, 02:39:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2013, 01:27:41 PM
I wouldn't read this one Miss D....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2421823/Northampton-spooked-man-dressed-terrifying-clown-character-Stephen-Kings-It.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2421823/Northampton-spooked-man-dressed-terrifying-clown-character-Stephen-Kings-It.html)

Mind you there are a bunch of weird buggers living in Northampton so I'm surprised they noticed this.  rubschin:

Agreed werked there for 6 months few years back  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 16, 2013, 03:49:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2013, 01:27:41 PM
I wouldn't read this one Miss D....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2421823/Northampton-spooked-man-dressed-terrifying-clown-character-Stephen-Kings-It.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2421823/Northampton-spooked-man-dressed-terrifying-clown-character-Stephen-Kings-It.html)

Mind you there are a bunch of weird buggers living in Northampton so I'm surprised they noticed this.  rubschin:

Nick's cabbie clearly misheard his request to be taken to Nottingham . . . .      whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2013, 06:30:43 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 17, 2013, 11:24:07 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423347/Grand-Theft-Auto-fan-STABBED-HIT-WITH-A-BRICK-AND-ROBBED-moments-queuing-midnight-buy-newly-released-game.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423347/Grand-Theft-Auto-fan-STABBED-HIT-WITH-A-BRICK-AND-ROBBED-moments-queuing-midnight-buy-newly-released-game.html)

Ironic,,,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:24:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 17, 2013, 11:24:07 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423347/Grand-Theft-Auto-fan-STABBED-HIT-WITH-A-BRICK-AND-ROBBED-moments-queuing-midnight-buy-newly-released-game.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423347/Grand-Theft-Auto-fan-STABBED-HIT-WITH-A-BRICK-AND-ROBBED-moments-queuing-midnight-buy-newly-released-game.html)

Ironic,,,,,,,, whistle:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2013, 02:49:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 17, 2013, 11:24:07 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423347/Grand-Theft-Auto-fan-STABBED-HIT-WITH-A-BRICK-AND-ROBBED-moments-queuing-midnight-buy-newly-released-game.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423347/Grand-Theft-Auto-fan-STABBED-HIT-WITH-A-BRICK-AND-ROBBED-moments-queuing-midnight-buy-newly-released-game.html)

Ironic,,,,,,,, whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 17, 2013, 03:12:18 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423306/Taps-flow-beer-instead-water-pranksters-plumb-friends-house-viral-stunt.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423306/Taps-flow-beer-instead-water-pranksters-plumb-friends-house-viral-stunt.html)


Top friends.......... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2013, 03:15:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 17, 2013, 03:12:18 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423306/Taps-flow-beer-instead-water-pranksters-plumb-friends-house-viral-stunt.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423306/Taps-flow-beer-instead-water-pranksters-plumb-friends-house-viral-stunt.html)


Top friends.......... Thumbs: Thumbs:

I wish my mates did that....  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2013, 03:16:57 PM
To save you from the homebrew?   point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2013, 03:18:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 03:16:57 PM
To save you from the homebrew?   point:

yes...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 17, 2013, 05:08:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 17, 2013, 11:24:07 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423347/Grand-Theft-Auto-fan-STABBED-HIT-WITH-A-BRICK-AND-ROBBED-moments-queuing-midnight-buy-newly-released-game.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423347/Grand-Theft-Auto-fan-STABBED-HIT-WITH-A-BRICK-AND-ROBBED-moments-queuing-midnight-buy-newly-released-game.html)

Ironic,,,,,,,, whistle:

Little Un queued at Tescos at Midnight with his mates for this too.  I always worry about the safety of such a marketing ploy.  When my concerns were voiced in the car during an evening out the Eldest's response was, 'he better had be going to get one cos he has money to get me one too'.    ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2013, 06:03:45 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on September 17, 2013, 05:08:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 17, 2013, 11:24:07 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423347/Grand-Theft-Auto-fan-STABBED-HIT-WITH-A-BRICK-AND-ROBBED-moments-queuing-midnight-buy-newly-released-game.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423347/Grand-Theft-Auto-fan-STABBED-HIT-WITH-A-BRICK-AND-ROBBED-moments-queuing-midnight-buy-newly-released-game.html)

Ironic,,,,,,,, whistle:

Little Un queued at Tescos at Midnight with his mates for this too.  I always worry about the safety of such a marketing ploy.  When my concerns were voiced in the car during an evening out the Eldest's response was, 'he better had be going to get one cos he has money to get me one too'.    ::)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 04:05:44 AM
That approach is par for the course for mainstream games now. The average game can now have anything up to 1500 people involved in putting it together and a development budget equal to if not greater than a Hollywood blockbuster. The first day profits are seen as an early indicator of how successful the game is going to be so from the publishers/software house's perspective the longer it can be sold for on day one the better. Seeing as this game took over $800 million on the first day I can't see this approach changing anything soon.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 04:09:41 AM
Sorry Miss D but I saw this and thought of you... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2425007/Northampton-Clown-denies-trying-scare-inhabitants-terrified-town.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2425007/Northampton-Clown-denies-trying-scare-inhabitants-terrified-town.html)

 scared:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 20, 2013, 05:43:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 04:09:41 AM
Sorry Miss D but I saw this and thought of you... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2425007/Northampton-Clown-denies-trying-scare-inhabitants-terrified-town.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2425007/Northampton-Clown-denies-trying-scare-inhabitants-terrified-town.html)

 scared:



Affs  ?  rubschin:   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 10:42:44 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2013, 11:10:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 10:42:44 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html)

 eeek:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2013, 11:10:53 AM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 20, 2013, 11:16:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 10:42:44 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html)

 eeek:

Normally it's after the ceremony a bloke loses his balls.......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 20, 2013, 11:19:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 20, 2013, 11:16:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 10:42:44 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html)

 eeek:

Normally it's after the ceremony a bloke loses his balls.......

One castrated Essex man should reduce the population growth by 10 or so.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2013, 11:19:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 20, 2013, 11:16:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 10:42:44 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html)

 eeek:

Normally it's after the ceremony a bloke loses his balls.......

horn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2013, 11:58:55 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 20, 2013, 11:19:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 20, 2013, 11:16:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 10:42:44 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html)

 eeek:

Normally it's after the ceremony a bloke loses his balls.......

One castrated Essex man should reduce the population growth by 10 or so.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 12:50:11 PM
To be honest when I first saw the headline my reaction was Jesus Christ, that must have been one hell of a stag do.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 22, 2013, 07:57:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 10:42:44 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html)

 eeek:

Frome the article:

Quote from: Daily Mail
'When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.'



Which begs the question: "How the feck big was the bollock in question if he mistook it for part of an arm?"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2013, 09:03:37 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 22, 2013, 07:57:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 10:42:44 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html)

 eeek:

Frome the article:

Quote from: Daily Mail
'When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.'



Which begs the question: "How the feck big was the bollock in question if he mistook it for part of an arm?"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2013, 09:32:57 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 22, 2013, 07:57:25 AM

Frome the article:

Which begs the question: "How the feck big was the bollock in question if he mistook it for part of an arm?"

Big lads those Somerset boys.  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2013, 09:34:08 AM
As Miss D will confirm  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2013, 09:41:42 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 22, 2013, 09:34:08 AM
As Miss D will confirm  whistle:
Allegedly.



 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2013, 09:43:21 AM
We await her testimony*





























* did you see what I did there?  drumroll: happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2013, 09:48:35 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 22, 2013, 09:43:21 AM
We await her testimony*



* did you see what I did there?  drumroll: happy001 happy001 happy001

Sadly, I did. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2013, 05:53:16 PM
 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2013, 06:55:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2013, 05:53:16 PM
angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1

I think that is bordering on "Doth protest too much"  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2013, 06:56:00 PM
She never did that in her teen years  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2013, 07:04:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2013, 06:55:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2013, 05:53:16 PM
angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1

I think that is bordering on "Doth protest too much"  rubschin:

Is that South or East of Bickering ?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2013, 07:05:58 PM
He lives near Faccombe  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2013, 07:06:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2013, 07:04:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2013, 06:55:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2013, 05:53:16 PM
angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1

I think that is bordering on "Doth protest too much"  rubschin:

Is that South or East of Bickering ?
It's in the parish, up your end in fact.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2013, 07:07:17 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 22, 2013, 07:05:58 PM
He lives near Faccombe  angel1
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2013, 07:08:01 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2013, 07:06:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2013, 07:04:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2013, 06:55:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2013, 05:53:16 PM
angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1

I think that is bordering on "Doth protest too much"  rubschin:

Is that South or East of Bickering ?
It's in the parish, up your end in fact.

 Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 09:16:27 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 22, 2013, 07:05:58 PM
He lives near Faccombe  angel1

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 09:38:28 PM
I wonder which ginger slag she gets that from?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/10326111/Princess-Eugenie-follows-in-Miley-Cyruss-footsteps-by-twerking.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/10326111/Princess-Eugenie-follows-in-Miley-Cyruss-footsteps-by-twerking.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2013, 09:54:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 09:38:28 PM
I wonder which ginger slag she gets that from?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/10326111/Princess-Eugenie-follows-in-Miley-Cyruss-footsteps-by-twerking.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/10326111/Princess-Eugenie-follows-in-Miley-Cyruss-footsteps-by-twerking.html)
eeek: lol: lol:

Oh we so need captions for that picture of her (piccy on the left)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02679%2Ftwerking_2679243b.jpg&hash=689889e19e3661ec0c8aeee901b9764a1b94f88b)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 09:58:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 22, 2013, 09:54:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 09:38:28 PM
I wonder which ginger slag she gets that from?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/10326111/Princess-Eugenie-follows-in-Miley-Cyruss-footsteps-by-twerking.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/10326111/Princess-Eugenie-follows-in-Miley-Cyruss-footsteps-by-twerking.html)
eeek: lol: lol:

Oh we so need captions for that picture of her (piccy on the left)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02679%2Ftwerking_2679243b.jpg&hash=689889e19e3661ec0c8aeee901b9764a1b94f88b)

Growler bones a member of the royal family    rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 22, 2013, 11:15:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 22, 2013, 09:54:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 09:38:28 PM
I wonder which ginger slag she gets that from?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/10326111/Princess-Eugenie-follows-in-Miley-Cyruss-footsteps-by-twerking.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/10326111/Princess-Eugenie-follows-in-Miley-Cyruss-footsteps-by-twerking.html)
eeek: lol: lol:

Oh we so need captions for that picture of her (piccy on the left)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02679%2Ftwerking_2679243b.jpg&hash=689889e19e3661ec0c8aeee901b9764a1b94f88b)

Bear says WTF is this on my knob 'GET IT OFF'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 11:23:18 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 22, 2013, 11:15:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 22, 2013, 09:54:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 09:38:28 PM
I wonder which ginger slag she gets that from?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/10326111/Princess-Eugenie-follows-in-Miley-Cyruss-footsteps-by-twerking.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/10326111/Princess-Eugenie-follows-in-Miley-Cyruss-footsteps-by-twerking.html)
eeek: lol: lol:

Oh we so need captions for that picture of her (piccy on the left)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02679%2Ftwerking_2679243b.jpg&hash=689889e19e3661ec0c8aeee901b9764a1b94f88b)

Bear says WTF is this on my knob 'GET IT OFF'

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 11:39:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428909/A-trapeze-artist-retired-mugger-flamenco-dancers-verucca--mystery-surrounds-hilarious-adverts-posted-shop-window-Kent.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428909/A-trapeze-artist-retired-mugger-flamenco-dancers-verucca--mystery-surrounds-hilarious-adverts-posted-shop-window-Kent.html)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 22, 2013, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 11:39:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428909/A-trapeze-artist-retired-mugger-flamenco-dancers-verucca--mystery-surrounds-hilarious-adverts-posted-shop-window-Kent.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428909/A-trapeze-artist-retired-mugger-flamenco-dancers-verucca--mystery-surrounds-hilarious-adverts-posted-shop-window-Kent.html)

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Just read that....... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 22, 2013, 11:50:58 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 11:39:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428909/A-trapeze-artist-retired-mugger-flamenco-dancers-verucca--mystery-surrounds-hilarious-adverts-posted-shop-window-Kent.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428909/A-trapeze-artist-retired-mugger-flamenco-dancers-verucca--mystery-surrounds-hilarious-adverts-posted-shop-window-Kent.html)

 lol: lol:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2013, 04:48:57 AM
Quote from: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 11:39:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428909/A-trapeze-artist-retired-mugger-flamenco-dancers-verucca--mystery-surrounds-hilarious-adverts-posted-shop-window-Kent.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428909/A-trapeze-artist-retired-mugger-flamenco-dancers-verucca--mystery-surrounds-hilarious-adverts-posted-shop-window-Kent.html)

 lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 23, 2013, 05:33:32 AM
 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 23, 2013, 08:04:21 AM
Quote from: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 11:39:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428909/A-trapeze-artist-retired-mugger-flamenco-dancers-verucca--mystery-surrounds-hilarious-adverts-posted-shop-window-Kent.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428909/A-trapeze-artist-retired-mugger-flamenco-dancers-verucca--mystery-surrounds-hilarious-adverts-posted-shop-window-Kent.html)

 lol: lol:

Lol: lol:

Now shared on Twatter and 'Ache
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2013, 10:41:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 23, 2013, 04:48:57 AM
Quote from: Baldy on September 22, 2013, 11:39:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428909/A-trapeze-artist-retired-mugger-flamenco-dancers-verucca--mystery-surrounds-hilarious-adverts-posted-shop-window-Kent.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428909/A-trapeze-artist-retired-mugger-flamenco-dancers-verucca--mystery-surrounds-hilarious-adverts-posted-shop-window-Kent.html)

 lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
happy001

Borough Green will never seem so dull anymore
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2013, 02:49:38 PM
Here you go BM, some new snacks for the minema...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429293/Talk-opening-worms-Crickets-dung-beetles-scorpions-crunchy-treats-offer-tinned-BUGS-sale-25-pack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429293/Talk-opening-worms-Crickets-dung-beetles-scorpions-crunchy-treats-offer-tinned-BUGS-sale-25-pack.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2013, 02:57:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2013, 02:49:38 PM
Here you go BM, some new snacks for the minema...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429293/Talk-opening-worms-Crickets-dung-beetles-scorpions-crunchy-treats-offer-tinned-BUGS-sale-25-pack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429293/Talk-opening-worms-Crickets-dung-beetles-scorpions-crunchy-treats-offer-tinned-BUGS-sale-25-pack.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 23, 2013, 04:28:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2013, 02:49:38 PM
Here you go BM, some new snacks for the minema...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429293/Talk-opening-worms-Crickets-dung-beetles-scorpions-crunchy-treats-offer-tinned-BUGS-sale-25-pack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429293/Talk-opening-worms-Crickets-dung-beetles-scorpions-crunchy-treats-offer-tinned-BUGS-sale-25-pack.html)

Glad I won't have to try them Grumpy....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2013, 11:39:52 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2430345/Spelling-mistake-Sheffield-High-School-Ofsted-excellent-rating-sign-misspelled.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2430345/Spelling-mistake-Sheffield-High-School-Ofsted-excellent-rating-sign-misspelled.html)

Doh.... ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2013, 11:53:17 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 24, 2013, 11:39:52 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2430345/Spelling-mistake-Sheffield-High-School-Ofsted-excellent-rating-sign-misspelled.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2430345/Spelling-mistake-Sheffield-High-School-Ofsted-excellent-rating-sign-misspelled.html)

Doh.... ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2013, 12:02:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 24, 2013, 11:53:17 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 24, 2013, 11:39:52 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2430345/Spelling-mistake-Sheffield-High-School-Ofsted-excellent-rating-sign-misspelled.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2430345/Spelling-mistake-Sheffield-High-School-Ofsted-excellent-rating-sign-misspelled.html)

Doh.... ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 24, 2013, 04:33:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 24, 2013, 11:39:52 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2430345/Spelling-mistake-Sheffield-High-School-Ofsted-excellent-rating-sign-misspelled.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2430345/Spelling-mistake-Sheffield-High-School-Ofsted-excellent-rating-sign-misspelled.html)

Doh.... ;D

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2013, 09:16:34 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 24, 2013, 04:33:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 24, 2013, 11:39:52 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2430345/Spelling-mistake-Sheffield-High-School-Ofsted-excellent-rating-sign-misspelled.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2430345/Spelling-mistake-Sheffield-High-School-Ofsted-excellent-rating-sign-misspelled.html)

Doh.... ;D

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on September 25, 2013, 08:27:08 AM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/10694747.Chessington_World_of_Adventures_bans_visitors_from_wearing_animal_print_clothes/?ref=mr (http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/10694747.Chessington_World_of_Adventures_bans_visitors_from_wearing_animal_print_clothes/?ref=mr)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2013, 08:30:58 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2013, 09:56:47 AM
Quote from: tel on September 25, 2013, 08:27:08 AM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/10694747.Chessington_World_of_Adventures_bans_visitors_from_wearing_animal_print_clothes/?ref=mr (http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/10694747.Chessington_World_of_Adventures_bans_visitors_from_wearing_animal_print_clothes/?ref=mr)

WTF?  eeek:

They then go and sell all that shyte in the shops....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2013, 10:03:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2013, 09:56:47 AM

Then go and sell all that shyte in the shop

Keeps the deer off the vegetable patch though.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2013, 10:21:21 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2013, 10:03:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2013, 09:56:47 AM

Then go and sell all that shyte in the shop

Keeps the deer off the vegetable patch though.  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 25, 2013, 09:10:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2013, 10:21:21 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2013, 10:03:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2013, 09:56:47 AM

Then go and sell all that shyte in the shop

Keeps the deer off the vegetable patch though.  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
"Bondage fear at Village Hall sparks event cancellation"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287)


Bickering has some catching up to do it seems
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 25, 2013, 09:45:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
"Bondage fear at Village Hall sparks event cancellation"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287)


Bickering has some catching up to do it seems

Perhaps they would like to book our " Village Hall" if Miss C agrees... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 25, 2013, 09:54:28 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 25, 2013, 09:45:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
"Bondage fear at Village Hall sparks event cancellation"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287)


Bickering has some catching up to do it seems

Perhaps they would like to book our " Village Hall" if Miss C agrees... eeek:

In the name of Ferry?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2013, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 25, 2013, 09:54:28 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 25, 2013, 09:45:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
"Bondage fear at Village Hall sparks event cancellation"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287)


Bickering has some catching up to do it seems

Perhaps they would like to book our " Village Hall" if Miss C agrees... eeek:

In the name of Ferry?  rubschin:
happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 25, 2013, 10:11:54 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 25, 2013, 09:54:28 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 25, 2013, 09:45:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
"Bondage fear at Village Hall sparks event cancellation"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287)


Bickering has some catching up to do it seems

Perhaps they would like to book our " Village Hall" if Miss C agrees... eeek:

In the name of Ferry?  rubschin:

If he's interested I'll join  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 25, 2013, 10:19:30 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 25, 2013, 10:11:54 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 25, 2013, 09:54:28 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 25, 2013, 09:45:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
"Bondage fear at Village Hall sparks event cancellation"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287)


Bickering has some catching up to do it seems

Perhaps they would like to book our " Village Hall" if Miss C agrees... eeek:

In the name of Ferry?  rubschin:

If he's interested I'll join  Thumbs:

I think he might be busy that day.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2013, 10:21:30 PM
Asda apologises for mental health patient fancy dress

http://www.itv.com/news/2013-09-25/asda-under-fire-over-mental-patient-fancy-dress-costume/ (http://www.itv.com/news/2013-09-25/asda-under-fire-over-mental-patient-fancy-dress-costume/)

why?

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 25, 2013, 10:37:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2013, 10:21:30 PM
Asda apologises for mental health patient fancy dress

http://www.itv.com/news/2013-09-25/asda-under-fire-over-mental-patient-fancy-dress-costume/ (http://www.itv.com/news/2013-09-25/asda-under-fire-over-mental-patient-fancy-dress-costume/)

why?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.images.itv.com%2Fimage%2Ffile%2F267179%2Farticle_a24ceb3feb10be96_1380145410_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg&hash=1b3c634088a2b687898843c66c28d25b408dc9f8)

Just the title of it I suppose.

The comments underneath are mostly from PC people (Social Service twats, some genuinely were good but most were useless wankers!) whom my ex-wife had to work with.  noooo: There is a big industry out there for wasting the public funds and they are quick to try and get more funding to try and keep themselves in overpaid/underworked jobs by commenting on how things are 'mentioned' in every day life. A new department can be set up to keep an eye on supermarket's advertising schemes which would need at least 25 people with managers etc. to do about one hour's werk a month.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 25, 2013, 10:51:51 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 25, 2013, 10:37:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2013, 10:21:30 PM
Asda apologises for mental health patient fancy dress

http://www.itv.com/news/2013-09-25/asda-under-fire-over-mental-patient-fancy-dress-costume/ (http://www.itv.com/news/2013-09-25/asda-under-fire-over-mental-patient-fancy-dress-costume/)

why?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.images.itv.com%2Fimage%2Ffile%2F267179%2Farticle_a24ceb3feb10be96_1380145410_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg&hash=1b3c634088a2b687898843c66c28d25b408dc9f8)

Just the title of it I suppose.

The comments underneath are mostly from PC people (Social Service twats, some genuinely were good but most were useless wankers!) whom my ex-wife had to work with.  noooo: There is a big industry out there for wasting the public funds and they are quick to try and get more funding to try and keep themselves in overpaid/underworked jobs by commenting on how things are 'mentioned' in every day life. A new department can be set up to keep an eye on supermarket's advertising schemes which would need at least 25 people with managers etc. to do about one hour's werk a month.  noooo:

What has happened to us we used to be able to laugh at ourselves but these PC twats have taken that away from us ... noooo: and we as a nation have let them  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 25, 2013, 10:58:35 PM
Full of  Wankah: too busy with their snouts in the trough the same as MP's.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 25, 2013, 11:07:55 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 25, 2013, 10:58:35 PM
Full of  Wankah: too busy with their snouts in the trough the same as MP's.  noooo:

I worry for my grandkids futures what sort of country will this be they live in... eeek:   When you see how things have changed in the last 25  years and not for the better.... you don't see it happening at the time ... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 26, 2013, 06:01:10 AM
Quote from: boogs on September 25, 2013, 09:45:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
"Bondage fear at Village Hall sparks event cancellation"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287)


Bickering has some catching up to do it seems

Perhaps they would like to book our " Village Hall" if Miss C agrees... eeek:

We could install a trapeze for them, then they could give a flying fuck too  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2013, 06:15:15 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 26, 2013, 06:01:10 AM
Quote from: boogs on September 25, 2013, 09:45:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
"Bondage fear at Village Hall sparks event cancellation"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287)


Bickering has some catching up to do it seems

Perhaps they would like to book our " Village Hall" if Miss C agrees... eeek:

We could install a trapeze for them, then they could give a flying fuck too  :thumbsup:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 26, 2013, 06:22:56 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 26, 2013, 06:01:10 AM
Quote from: boogs on September 25, 2013, 09:45:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
"Bondage fear at Village Hall sparks event cancellation"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287)


Bickering has some catching up to do it seems

Perhaps they would like to book our " Village Hall" if Miss C agrees... eeek:

We could install a trapeze for them, then they could give a flying fuck too  :thumbsup:

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2013, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
"Bondage fear at Village Hall sparks event cancellation"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287)


Bickering has some catching up to do it seems
noooo:

People like that need a damned good thrashing.  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 26, 2013, 08:46:15 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2013, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2013, 09:38:50 PM
"Bondage fear at Village Hall sparks event cancellation"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287)


Bickering has some catching up to do it seems
noooo:

People like that need a damned good thrashing.  angel1
:thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 26, 2013, 09:49:06 AM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2432906/Dangerous-Apple-Maps-glitch-directs-drivers-airport-runway.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2432906/Dangerous-Apple-Maps-glitch-directs-drivers-airport-runway.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2013, 10:02:21 AM
Quote from: Baldy on September 26, 2013, 09:49:06 AM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2432906/Dangerous-Apple-Maps-glitch-directs-drivers-airport-runway.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2432906/Dangerous-Apple-Maps-glitch-directs-drivers-airport-runway.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2013, 04:54:41 PM
iTest? iDarwin?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2013, 04:55:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2013, 04:54:41 PM
iTest? iDarwin?  rubschin:
aWhat?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2013, 05:00:42 PM
Well I figured that either these people couldn't see the obvious clues that would tell them they are heading towards a runway (iTest) or one of our elder members has gone into partnership with Apple to weed out the more idiotic members of society (iDarwin). If Siri starts talking about turnip futures then we will know for sure.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2013, 05:05:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2013, 05:00:42 PM
Well I figured that either these people couldn't see the obvious clues that would tell them they are heading towards a runway (iTest) or one of our elder members has gone into partnership with Apple to weed out the more idiotic members of society (iDarwin). If Siri starts talking about turnip futures then we will know for sure.  rubschin:
iSee.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 26, 2013, 05:07:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2013, 05:05:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2013, 05:00:42 PM
Well I figured that either these people couldn't see the obvious clues that would tell them they are heading towards a runway (iTest) or one of our elder members has gone into partnership with Apple to weed out the more idiotic members of society (iDarwin). If Siri starts talking about turnip futures then we will know for sure.  rubschin:
iSee.  :thumbsup:

 . . . no - it's far too warm. Must have been spilled diesel . . . (Perhaps red?)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 26, 2013, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 26, 2013, 05:07:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2013, 05:05:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2013, 05:00:42 PM
Well I figured that either these people couldn't see the obvious clues that would tell them they are heading towards a runway (iTest) or one of our elder members has gone into partnership with Apple to weed out the more idiotic members of society (iDarwin). If Siri starts talking about turnip futures then we will know for sure.  rubschin:
iSee.  :thumbsup:

 . . . no - it's far too warm. Must have been spilled diesel . . . (Perhaps red?)

Traveller's rosι you say?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 26, 2013, 06:08:55 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 26, 2013, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 26, 2013, 05:07:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2013, 05:05:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2013, 05:00:42 PM
Well I figured that either these people couldn't see the obvious clues that would tell them they are heading towards a runway (iTest) or one of our elder members has gone into partnership with Apple to weed out the more idiotic members of society (iDarwin). If Siri starts talking about turnip futures then we will know for sure.  rubschin:
iSee.  :thumbsup:

 . . . no - it's far too warm. Must have been spilled diesel . . . (Perhaps red?)

Traveller's rosι you say?  Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 26, 2013, 06:09:20 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2013, 07:13:20 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 26, 2013, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 26, 2013, 05:07:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2013, 05:05:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2013, 05:00:42 PM
Well I figured that either these people couldn't see the obvious clues that would tell them they are heading towards a runway (iTest) or one of our elder members has gone into partnership with Apple to weed out the more idiotic members of society (iDarwin). If Siri starts talking about turnip futures then we will know for sure.  rubschin:
iSee.  :thumbsup:

 . . . no - it's far too warm. Must have been spilled diesel . . . (Perhaps red?)

Traveller's rosι you say?  Thumbs:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2013, 07:07:15 AM
Auto-Brewery Syndrome: Apparently, You Can Make Beer In Your Gut (http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/09/17/223345977/auto-brewery-syndrome-apparently-you-can-make-beer-in-your-gut)

How cool!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2013, 07:54:15 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10338743/Lucky-Sheldon-Mpofu-cheats-death-by-millimetres-after-lodging-pickaxe-in-his-skull.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10338743/Lucky-Sheldon-Mpofu-cheats-death-by-millimetres-after-lodging-pickaxe-in-his-skull.html)

 eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2013, 07:55:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2013, 07:54:15 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10338743/Lucky-Sheldon-Mpofu-cheats-death-by-millimetres-after-lodging-pickaxe-in-his-skull.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10338743/Lucky-Sheldon-Mpofu-cheats-death-by-millimetres-after-lodging-pickaxe-in-his-skull.html)

 eeek:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2013, 08:04:42 PM
That almost outnicks Nick   noooo:

Unless he has some cataclymsic tale involving tools....  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 28, 2013, 04:44:24 AM
Note the hair colour.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/epic/tsco/10339449/Tesco-withdraws-inflatable-gay-best-friend-doll-from-sale.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/epic/tsco/10339449/Tesco-withdraws-inflatable-gay-best-friend-doll-from-sale.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2013, 07:00:19 AM
Quote from: Baldy on September 28, 2013, 04:44:24 AM
Note the hair colour.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/epic/tsco/10339449/Tesco-withdraws-inflatable-gay-best-friend-doll-from-sale.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/epic/tsco/10339449/Tesco-withdraws-inflatable-gay-best-friend-doll-from-sale.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2013, 07:03:34 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 28, 2013, 08:04:40 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2013, 10:53:06 AM
City In Utah Makes Porn Illegal – 30 Days In Jail For First Offense (http://nationalreport.net/city-utah-makes-porn-illegal-30-days-jail-first-offense/)

 eeek:

Quote
Mayor Arthur McDaniel told CNN he is excited about the new law. “It’s time a city steps up and sets a precedent that this disgusting filth that has plagued this great country of ours for generations will no longer be tolerated,” McDaniel said. “Pornography is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings. The rest of the country can keep their heads in the sand about this smut and corruption to our children, but not the great city of St. George. I can only hope and pray other cities and states follow suit.”

 whacky115

Quote
“Our police force will be targeting anyone selling, distributing or using pornographic material including but not limited to magazines, toys, movies and of course the internet; basically anything that is porn related.

“We will also be removing certain produce from our grocery stores; we know all the tricks of a sexual deviant.”

happy002

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 28, 2013, 11:27:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 28, 2013, 10:53:06 AM
City In Utah Makes Porn Illegal – 30 Days In Jail For First Offense (http://nationalreport.net/city-utah-makes-porn-illegal-30-days-jail-first-offense/)

 eeek:

Quote
Mayor Arthur McDaniel told CNN he is excited about the new law. “It’s time a city steps up and sets a precedent that this disgusting filth that has plagued this great country of ours for generations will no longer be tolerated,” McDaniel said. “Pornography is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings. The rest of the country can keep their heads in the sand about this smut and corruption to our children, but not the great city of St. George. I can only hope and pray other cities and states follow suit.”

 whacky115

Quote
“Our police force will be targeting anyone selling, distributing or using pornographic material including but not limited to magazines, toys, movies and of course the internet; basically anything that is porn related.

“We will also be removing certain produce from our grocery stores; we know all the tricks of a sexual deviant.”

happy002
happy002 happy002

Seems the mayor (http://www.sgcity.org/citycouncil/mayor.php) "served as a Scout master and Explorer leader for many years. "     Annoyed he can't legally get his sort of material perchance?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2013, 05:46:56 AM
This could have been the new Darwinmobile.  rubschin:

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2013/09/rolls-royce-tiger-car/ (http://www.wired.com/autopia/2013/09/rolls-royce-tiger-car/)

Classic Rolls Royce with added extras perfect for keeping the oiks of your land.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2013, 06:27:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2013, 05:46:56 AM
This could have been the new Darwinmobile.  rubschin:

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2013/09/rolls-royce-tiger-car/ (http://www.wired.com/autopia/2013/09/rolls-royce-tiger-car/)

Classic Rolls Royce with added extras perfect for keeping the oiks of your land.  lol:

Awesome!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 30, 2013, 11:26:39 AM
Did you feel the earth move?     No it was just the oncoming train.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2438491/Woman-killed-man-loses-legs-hit-train-stop-sex-tracks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2438491/Woman-killed-man-loses-legs-hit-train-stop-sex-tracks.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 30, 2013, 01:35:19 PM
One for BM, especially number 7.  whistle:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10339696/The-ten-commandments-of-manhood.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10339696/The-ten-commandments-of-manhood.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 30, 2013, 02:01:46 PM
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/341071/Killer-spiders-on-rampage-in-Britain (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/341071/Killer-spiders-on-rampage-in-Britain)

Quote
The venomous creatures, which arrived from the Canary Islands 140 years ago, used to only appear in warmer parts of the country like Devon, Dorset and Cornwall.

CORNWALL!!  There are spiders every bloody where down here at the moment eeek:


 Shocked:


Sarcasm aside I've been bitten by one of these before, not that much different to a wasp sting. Was worse for the spider than for me as when I flicked the bugger off my arm it ended up in the bonfire.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2013, 04:00:20 PM
Wasn't there an article in the news a little while back about the signs that burglars would leave on houses to say if they were worth hitting or not......  eveilgrin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 05:30:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2013, 04:00:20 PM
Wasn't there an article in the news a little while back about the signs that burglars would leave on houses to say if they were worth hitting or not......  eveilgrin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html)

What a sad sod this guy is   noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2013, 05:53:54 PM
The pair spend their days reading books, watc hing TV and listening to their favourite radio station Classic FM   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2013, 07:04:41 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 01, 2013, 05:30:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2013, 04:00:20 PM
Wasn't there an article in the news a little while back about the signs that burglars would leave on houses to say if they were worth hitting or not......  eveilgrin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html)

What a sad sod this guy is   noooo: noooo:

Grumpmeister...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 07:51:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2013, 07:04:41 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 01, 2013, 05:30:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2013, 04:00:20 PM
Wasn't there an article in the news a little while back about the signs that burglars would leave on houses to say if they were worth hitting or not......  eveilgrin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html)

What a sad sod this guy is   noooo: noooo:

Grumpmeister...?  rubschin:

NO   ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on October 01, 2013, 07:57:22 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 01, 2013, 07:51:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2013, 07:04:41 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 01, 2013, 05:30:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2013, 04:00:20 PM
Wasn't there an article in the news a little while back about the signs that burglars would leave on houses to say if they were worth hitting or not......  eveilgrin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html)

What a sad sod this guy is   noooo: noooo:

Grumpmeister...?  rubschin:

NO   ::)


 lol: lol: lol: made me giggle that did.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 01, 2013, 08:00:14 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on October 01, 2013, 07:57:22 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 01, 2013, 07:51:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2013, 07:04:41 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 01, 2013, 05:30:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2013, 04:00:20 PM
Wasn't there an article in the news a little while back about the signs that burglars would leave on houses to say if they were worth hitting or not......  eveilgrin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10346308/Retired-prison-officer-shares-home-with-pet-crocodile.html)

What a sad sod this guy is   noooo: noooo:

Grumpmeister...?  rubschin:

NO   ::)


 lol: lol: lol: made me giggle that did.

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2013, 11:19:23 AM
Nick if you ever come across a nest of these buggers, LEAVE THEM ALONE  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442384/Swarms-deadly-hornets-kill-42-people-injure-1-600-China.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442384/Swarms-deadly-hornets-kill-42-people-injure-1-600-China.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F10%2F03%2Farticle-2442384-187F47DC00000578-67_634x410.jpg&hash=6f829c14e4bd6659567cf56912ae5591210613c2)

Odds are we will end up with them at some stage..  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 04, 2013, 01:00:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2443650/I-dont-need-pub--Ive-got-brewery-BELLY-Teetotaller-wakes-hangover-day-rare-digestive-disorder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2443650/I-dont-need-pub--Ive-got-brewery-BELLY-Teetotaller-wakes-hangover-day-rare-digestive-disorder.html)


Think I may have the same thing......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2013, 01:10:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2013, 11:19:23 AM
Nick if you ever come across a nest of these buggers, LEAVE THEM ALONE  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442384/Swarms-deadly-hornets-kill-42-people-injure-1-600-China.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442384/Swarms-deadly-hornets-kill-42-people-injure-1-600-China.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F10%2F03%2Farticle-2442384-187F47DC00000578-67_634x410.jpg&hash=6f829c14e4bd6659567cf56912ae5591210613c2)

Odds are we will end up with them at some stage..  scared2:

 eeek:   scared2:  do Amazon sell Rapier missiles?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2013, 01:11:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 04, 2013, 01:00:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2443650/I-dont-need-pub--Ive-got-brewery-BELLY-Teetotaller-wakes-hangover-day-rare-digestive-disorder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2443650/I-dont-need-pub--Ive-got-brewery-BELLY-Teetotaller-wakes-hangover-day-rare-digestive-disorder.html)


Think I may have the same thing......... rubschin:
yeah as if
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 04, 2013, 01:12:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 04, 2013, 01:11:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 04, 2013, 01:00:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2443650/I-dont-need-pub--Ive-got-brewery-BELLY-Teetotaller-wakes-hangover-day-rare-digestive-disorder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2443650/I-dont-need-pub--Ive-got-brewery-BELLY-Teetotaller-wakes-hangover-day-rare-digestive-disorder.html)


Think I may have the same thing......... rubschin:
yeah as if

I'm not a paki........ cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2013, 02:16:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 04, 2013, 01:00:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2443650/I-dont-need-pub--Ive-got-brewery-BELLY-Teetotaller-wakes-hangover-day-rare-digestive-disorder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2443650/I-dont-need-pub--Ive-got-brewery-BELLY-Teetotaller-wakes-hangover-day-rare-digestive-disorder.html)


Think I may have the same thing......... rubschin:

AFFS! ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 04, 2013, 02:25:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 04, 2013, 02:16:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 04, 2013, 01:00:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2443650/I-dont-need-pub--Ive-got-brewery-BELLY-Teetotaller-wakes-hangover-day-rare-digestive-disorder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2443650/I-dont-need-pub--Ive-got-brewery-BELLY-Teetotaller-wakes-hangover-day-rare-digestive-disorder.html)


Think I may have the same thing......... rubschin:

AFFS! ::)

You too....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 04, 2013, 04:53:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 04, 2013, 01:00:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2443650/I-dont-need-pub--Ive-got-brewery-BELLY-Teetotaller-wakes-hangover-day-rare-digestive-disorder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2443650/I-dont-need-pub--Ive-got-brewery-BELLY-Teetotaller-wakes-hangover-day-rare-digestive-disorder.html)


Think I may have the same thing......... rubschin:

You wish cheap night bag of chips and you are bladdered ..... result  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 04, 2013, 04:54:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2013, 11:19:23 AM
Nick if you ever come across a nest of these buggers, LEAVE THEM ALONE  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442384/Swarms-deadly-hornets-kill-42-people-injure-1-600-China.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442384/Swarms-deadly-hornets-kill-42-people-injure-1-600-China.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F10%2F03%2Farticle-2442384-187F47DC00000578-67_634x410.jpg&hash=6f829c14e4bd6659567cf56912ae5591210613c2)

Odds are we will end up with them at some stage..  scared2:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 04, 2013, 07:41:31 PM
 “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”  (http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed/27275)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 04, 2013, 07:47:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2013, 07:41:31 PM
“Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”  (http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed/27275)

Bit extreme  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on October 04, 2013, 09:18:21 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2013, 07:41:31 PM
“Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”  (http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed/27275)

 lol: lol: lol:   Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2013, 10:26:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 04, 2013, 01:10:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2013, 11:19:23 AM
Nick if you ever come across a nest of these buggers, LEAVE THEM ALONE  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442384/Swarms-deadly-hornets-kill-42-people-injure-1-600-China.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442384/Swarms-deadly-hornets-kill-42-people-injure-1-600-China.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F10%2F03%2Farticle-2442384-187F47DC00000578-67_634x410.jpg&hash=6f829c14e4bd6659567cf56912ae5591210613c2)

Odds are we will end up with them at some stage..  scared2:

 eeek:   scared2:  do Amazon sell Rapier missiles?

Just roll up a newspaper.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vesterkopi.dk%2Ffiles%2Fbilleder%2FNyheder%2FKaempeavisen%2FMegaavis4.jpg&hash=b530ea5d47eafa4a00af72873a789d810b93221d)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2013, 10:49:43 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2013, 05:42:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2013, 07:41:31 PM
“Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”  (http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed/27275)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2013, 05:42:24 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2013, 10:26:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 04, 2013, 01:10:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2013, 11:19:23 AM
Nick if you ever come across a nest of these buggers, LEAVE THEM ALONE  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442384/Swarms-deadly-hornets-kill-42-people-injure-1-600-China.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442384/Swarms-deadly-hornets-kill-42-people-injure-1-600-China.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F10%2F03%2Farticle-2442384-187F47DC00000578-67_634x410.jpg&hash=6f829c14e4bd6659567cf56912ae5591210613c2)

Odds are we will end up with them at some stage..  scared2:

 eeek:   scared2:  do Amazon sell Rapier missiles?

Just roll up a newspaper.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vesterkopi.dk%2Ffiles%2Fbilleder%2FNyheder%2FKaempeavisen%2FMegaavis4.jpg&hash=b530ea5d47eafa4a00af72873a789d810b93221d)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 07, 2013, 09:20:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2013, 05:42:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2013, 07:41:31 PM
“Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”  (http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed/27275)

 eveilgrin:

Sounds like Darwinism to me . . .(not you DS - even you wouldn't duct tape someone to a tree and pee on ,em!)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 07, 2013, 09:40:48 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 07, 2013, 09:20:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2013, 05:42:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2013, 07:41:31 PM
“Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”  (http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed/27275)

 eveilgrin:

Sounds like Darwinism to me . . .(not you DS - even you wouldn't duct tape someone to a tree and pee on ,em!)
No, of course not.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2013, 06:28:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 07, 2013, 09:40:48 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 07, 2013, 09:20:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2013, 05:42:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2013, 07:41:31 PM
“Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”  (http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed/27275)

 eveilgrin:

Sounds like Darwinism to me . . .(not you DS - even you wouldn't duct tape someone to a tree and pee on ,em!)
No, of course not.  rubschin:

He has a man to do that.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2013, 06:42:34 PM
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 07, 2013, 10:00:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2013, 06:28:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 07, 2013, 09:40:48 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 07, 2013, 09:20:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2013, 05:42:04 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2013, 07:41:31 PM
“Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”  (http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed/27275)

 eveilgrin:

Sounds like Darwinism to me . . .(not you DS - even you wouldn't duct tape someone to a tree and pee on ,em!)
No, of course not.  rubschin:

He has a man to do that.  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2013, 05:52:14 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Frxsb64zjx%2Famerican_pie_apple.jpg&hash=0b2b1872a610f70d7c56af93c698b4a997811b35) (http://postimg.org/image/rxsb64zjx/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2013, 05:57:13 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 09, 2013, 05:52:14 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Frxsb64zjx%2Famerican_pie_apple.jpg&hash=0b2b1872a610f70d7c56af93c698b4a997811b35) (http://postimg.org/image/rxsb64zjx/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on October 09, 2013, 06:22:32 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 09, 2013, 05:52:14 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Frxsb64zjx%2Famerican_pie_apple.jpg&hash=0b2b1872a610f70d7c56af93c698b4a997811b35) (http://postimg.org/image/rxsb64zjx/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 10, 2013, 12:14:15 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 09, 2013, 05:52:14 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Frxsb64zjx%2Famerican_pie_apple.jpg&hash=0b2b1872a610f70d7c56af93c698b4a997811b35) (http://postimg.org/image/rxsb64zjx/)

 happy001 happy001

What a knob . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2013, 12:19:11 PM
Not any more  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2013, 04:42:12 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2013, 09:56:14 PM
I know its not a shin but BM you may want to close your eyes and not look at this..... 

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F10%2F11%2Farticle-0-18A96BF000000578-629_634x394.jpg&hash=25d450e2cc5405222d6fab51ee58b1026b893d66)

Must have been one hell of a spider bite.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2453833/Decorator-nearly-loses-leg-bite-UKs-poisonous-spider.html?ICO=most_read_module (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2453833/Decorator-nearly-loses-leg-bite-UKs-poisonous-spider.html?ICO=most_read_module)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 12, 2013, 10:17:57 PM
EEEEEEWWWWWWWW. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2013, 06:18:22 AM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 14, 2013, 06:53:38 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458073/You-job-Hilarious-pictures-shoddy-workmanship-world.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458073/You-job-Hilarious-pictures-shoddy-workmanship-world.html)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2013, 06:58:22 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 14, 2013, 06:53:38 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458073/You-job-Hilarious-pictures-shoddy-workmanship-world.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458073/You-job-Hilarious-pictures-shoddy-workmanship-world.html)

 ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2013, 07:00:45 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 14, 2013, 06:53:38 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458073/You-job-Hilarious-pictures-shoddy-workmanship-world.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458073/You-job-Hilarious-pictures-shoddy-workmanship-world.html)

 ;D ;D

Bit of photoshopping in there I reckon....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 14, 2013, 07:55:29 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/12/us/declared-legally-dead-as-he-sat-before-the-judge.html?ref=todayspaper&_r=0 (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/12/us/declared-legally-dead-as-he-sat-before-the-judge.html?ref=todayspaper&_r=0)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2013, 08:05:53 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 14, 2013, 07:55:29 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/12/us/declared-legally-dead-as-he-sat-before-the-judge.html?ref=todayspaper&_r=0 (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/12/us/declared-legally-dead-as-he-sat-before-the-judge.html?ref=todayspaper&_r=0)

 eeek: eeek:   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2013, 08:08:24 AM
I wouldn't mind being legally dead. No tax  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 14, 2013, 08:09:20 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 14, 2013, 08:08:24 AM
I wouldn't mind being legally dead. No tax  :thumbsup:

No benefits, no NHS, no pension . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2013, 08:11:03 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 14, 2013, 07:55:29 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/12/us/declared-legally-dead-as-he-sat-before-the-judge.html?ref=todayspaper&_r=0 (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/12/us/declared-legally-dead-as-he-sat-before-the-judge.html?ref=todayspaper&_r=0)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2013, 11:00:05 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458552/Incredible-moment-death-defying-surfer-jumps-cliff-join-competition-turning-late.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458552/Incredible-moment-death-defying-surfer-jumps-cliff-join-competition-turning-late.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 14, 2013, 11:19:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2013, 11:00:05 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458552/Incredible-moment-death-defying-surfer-jumps-cliff-join-competition-turning-late.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458552/Incredible-moment-death-defying-surfer-jumps-cliff-join-competition-turning-late.html)

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2013, 11:54:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2013, 11:00:05 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458552/Incredible-moment-death-defying-surfer-jumps-cliff-join-competition-turning-late.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458552/Incredible-moment-death-defying-surfer-jumps-cliff-join-competition-turning-late.html)

 eeek:

Awesome photo!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2013, 08:52:27 PM
A stall selling genuine Banksy pieces for £60!!!  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24518315 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24518315)

Why the bloody hell did it have to be in New York  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 14, 2013, 08:57:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2013, 08:52:27 PM
A stall selling genuine Banksy pieces for £60!!!  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24518315 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24518315)

Why the bloody hell did it have to be in New York  Banghead

I thought the same.....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 14, 2013, 09:00:23 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 14, 2013, 08:57:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2013, 08:52:27 PM
A stall selling genuine Banksy pieces for £60!!!  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24518315 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24518315)

Why the bloody hell did it have to be in New York  Banghead

I thought the same.....
aaarrggghh   Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2013, 04:38:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2013, 10:26:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 04, 2013, 01:10:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2013, 11:19:23 AM
Nick if you ever come across a nest of these buggers, LEAVE THEM ALONE  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442384/Swarms-deadly-hornets-kill-42-people-injure-1-600-China.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442384/Swarms-deadly-hornets-kill-42-people-injure-1-600-China.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F10%2F03%2Farticle-2442384-187F47DC00000578-67_634x410.jpg&hash=6f829c14e4bd6659567cf56912ae5591210613c2)

Odds are we will end up with them at some stage..  scared2:

 eeek:   scared2:  do Amazon sell Rapier missiles?

Just roll up a newspaper.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vesterkopi.dk%2Ffiles%2Fbilleder%2FNyheder%2FKaempeavisen%2FMegaavis4.jpg&hash=b530ea5d47eafa4a00af72873a789d810b93221d)

Just to follow on from this, the Chinese are not doing things by halves...

Army sent flame thrower to destroy huge wasp nest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_Bo2ro60ro#)

And before you ask Nick, no you can't have one.  nonono:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2013, 04:40:42 PM
 sad24:

The ladybirds would have hated that  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2013, 04:52:44 PM
Given your track record, the ladybirds would have probably been the only survivors in a 20 mile radius.  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2013, 04:54:01 PM
Mr Henry got them  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2013, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 04:54:01 PM
Mr Henry got them  eveilgrin:

 sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:04:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 11:12:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:04:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html)

 whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2013, 11:27:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:04:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html)

 whistle:

WTF are kids of that age being aloud to watch South Park ....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:30:00 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 18, 2013, 11:27:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:04:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html)

 whistle:

WTF are kids of that age being aloud to watch South Park ....  noooo:

No mute button......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2013, 11:35:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:30:00 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 18, 2013, 11:27:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:04:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html)

 whistle:

WTF are kids of that age being aloud to watch South Park ....  noooo:

No mute button......... rubschin:

Parents who couldn't care less what there kids watch    noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2013, 12:59:40 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:30:00 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 18, 2013, 11:27:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:04:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html)

 whistle:

WTF are kids of that age being aloud to watch South Park ....  noooo:

No mute button......... rubschin:

I saw what you did there
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 19, 2013, 04:21:17 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:30:00 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 18, 2013, 11:27:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:04:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html)

 whistle:

WTF are kids of that age being aloud to watch South Park ....  noooo:

No mute button......... rubschin:

 Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 19, 2013, 05:47:06 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2013, 04:21:17 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:30:00 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 18, 2013, 11:27:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:04:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html)

 whistle:

WTF are kids of that age being aloud to watch South Park ....  noooo:

No mute button......... rubschin:

 Spank2:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 19, 2013, 10:29:43 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 19, 2013, 12:59:40 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:30:00 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 18, 2013, 11:27:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:04:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465752/Schoolchildren-beaten-classmates-organise-kick-ginger-kid-day-inspired-South-Park.html)

 whistle:

WTF are kids of that age being aloud to watch South Park ....  noooo:

No mute button......... rubschin:

I saw what you did there

I was ignoring him... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2013, 03:46:05 PM
 eeek: This could bring a whole new meaning to 'blue screen of death'...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2470811/Would-YOU-life-hands-robot-surgeon-More-patients-asked--assured-itll-safer-precise-But-experts-FAR-convinced.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2470811/Would-YOU-life-hands-robot-surgeon-More-patients-asked--assured-itll-safer-precise-But-experts-FAR-convinced.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 23, 2013, 06:57:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2013, 03:46:05 PM
eeek: This could bring a whole new meaning to 'blue screen of death'...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2470811/Would-YOU-life-hands-robot-surgeon-More-patients-asked--assured-itll-safer-precise-But-experts-FAR-convinced.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2470811/Would-YOU-life-hands-robot-surgeon-More-patients-asked--assured-itll-safer-precise-But-experts-FAR-convinced.html)

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 24, 2013, 09:43:40 AM
Quote from: boogs on October 23, 2013, 06:57:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2013, 03:46:05 PM
eeek: This could bring a whole new meaning to 'blue screen of death'...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2470811/Would-YOU-life-hands-robot-surgeon-More-patients-asked--assured-itll-safer-precise-But-experts-FAR-convinced.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2470811/Would-YOU-life-hands-robot-surgeon-More-patients-asked--assured-itll-safer-precise-But-experts-FAR-convinced.html)

 scared2: scared2: scared2:

Exactly why I don't particularly like flying on the likes of the Airbus - instead of a real connection between the joystick (always wondered about that term  eyes:) and the controls surfaces, you have a microsoft games joystick and a pooter . . . . .

My experience of many years with pooters is that they generally go tits up at the most inconvenient times - like landing?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2013, 10:19:41 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 24, 2013, 09:43:40 AM
Quote from: boogs on October 23, 2013, 06:57:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2013, 03:46:05 PM
eeek: This could bring a whole new meaning to 'blue screen of death'...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2470811/Would-YOU-life-hands-robot-surgeon-More-patients-asked--assured-itll-safer-precise-But-experts-FAR-convinced.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2470811/Would-YOU-life-hands-robot-surgeon-More-patients-asked--assured-itll-safer-precise-But-experts-FAR-convinced.html)

 scared2: scared2: scared2:

Exactly why I don't particularly like flying on the likes of the Airbus - instead of a real connection between the joystick (always wondered about that term  eyes:) and the controls surfaces, you have a microsoft games joystick and a pooter . . . . .

My experience of many years with pooters is that they generally go tits up at the most inconvenient times - like landing?

I think you'll find that most (if not all) modern airliners are now 'fly by wire'.....

...and of course many other functions of a modern aircraft are controlled entirely or partly and monitored by 'puters....

I distinctly remember when the Airbus was launched a computer boffin stating that with millions of lines of computer code they could never test it all and the planes would be falling out of the air every day.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2013, 10:33:44 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 24, 2013, 09:43:40 AM
Quote from: boogs on October 23, 2013, 06:57:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2013, 03:46:05 PM
eeek: This could bring a whole new meaning to 'blue screen of death'...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2470811/Would-YOU-life-hands-robot-surgeon-More-patients-asked--assured-itll-safer-precise-But-experts-FAR-convinced.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2470811/Would-YOU-life-hands-robot-surgeon-More-patients-asked--assured-itll-safer-precise-But-experts-FAR-convinced.html)

 scared2: scared2: scared2:

Exactly why I don't particularly like flying on the likes of the Airbus - instead of a real connection between the joystick (always wondered about that term  eyes:) and the controls surfaces, you have a microsoft games joystick and a pooter . . . . .

My experience of many years with pooters is that they generally go tits up at the most inconvenient times - like landing?
Well the good news Marley is they don't use Windows, the other good news is being electronic links they're able to route the front to wing connections to reduce the risk of damage.  A good move as sadly it's not unknown for aircraft to crash when the mechanical control links have been impaired by otherwise survivable mechanical damage.

The only fly by wire passenger aircraft accidents I know of were caused by errors in other areas.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2013, 12:20:47 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/recipe-for-disaster-take-30000-tons-of-sugar-turn-up-heat-and-stand-well-back-8911705.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/recipe-for-disaster-take-30000-tons-of-sugar-turn-up-heat-and-stand-well-back-8911705.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2013, 12:24:55 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 30, 2013, 12:20:47 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/recipe-for-disaster-take-30000-tons-of-sugar-turn-up-heat-and-stand-well-back-8911705.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/recipe-for-disaster-take-30000-tons-of-sugar-turn-up-heat-and-stand-well-back-8911705.html)

If that had only been an apple orchard. . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2013, 12:26:42 PM
Toffee Turnips  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2013, 12:28:48 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 30, 2013, 12:26:42 PM
Toffee Turnips  rubschin:

 rubschin:

Could be the next big thing.  :thumbsup:



*****Rings Patent Office before Nick has a chance*****
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2013, 08:23:53 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-24746539 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-24746539)

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 31, 2013, 10:00:53 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 31, 2013, 08:23:53 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-24746539 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-24746539)

 scared2: scared2: scared2:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2013, 08:31:02 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2482751/Left-handers-likely-psychotic-Study-finds-strikingly-higher-chance-suffering-schizophrenia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2482751/Left-handers-likely-psychotic-Study-finds-strikingly-higher-chance-suffering-schizophrenia.html)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 01, 2013, 08:38:01 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 01, 2013, 08:31:02 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2482751/Left-handers-likely-psychotic-Study-finds-strikingly-higher-chance-suffering-schizophrenia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2482751/Left-handers-likely-psychotic-Study-finds-strikingly-higher-chance-suffering-schizophrenia.html)

 eveilgrin:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 01, 2013, 08:45:12 AM
Oh I am sure that isn't the case, DO WOT YOU MUTHERFUCKER I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BASTARD.  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 01, 2013, 08:51:37 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 01, 2013, 08:45:12 AM
Oh I am sure that isn't the case, DO WOT YOU MUTHERFUCKER I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BASTARD.  angel1

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2013, 01:16:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 01, 2013, 08:45:12 AM
Oh I am sure that isn't the case, DO WOT YOU MUTHERFUCKER I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BASTARD.  angel1
I knew you would both understand.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 01, 2013, 01:30:46 PM
Quote
Others claim left-handedness is associated with greater levels of creativity and skill - a disproportionate number of gifted artists, musicians and sportsmen are left-handed.

 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 01, 2013, 01:33:49 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2013, 01:16:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 01, 2013, 08:45:12 AM
Oh I am sure that isn't the case, DO WOT YOU MUTHERFUCKER I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BASTARD.  angel1
I knew you would both understand.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 01, 2013, 08:37:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 01, 2013, 08:45:12 AM
Oh I am sure that isn't the case, DO WOT YOU MUTHERFUCKER I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BASTARD.  angel1

 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2013, 10:03:50 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 01, 2013, 08:31:02 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2482751/Left-handers-likely-psychotic-Study-finds-strikingly-higher-chance-suffering-schizophrenia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2482751/Left-handers-likely-psychotic-Study-finds-strikingly-higher-chance-suffering-schizophrenia.html)

 eveilgrin:

Time to look at the evidence

Quote from: Steve on June 09, 2013, 11:42:08 AM
. .
It's a right riot now on the all new updated reckoning. 


Righties  Party001: Party001: Party001:  12 

Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister, Landlady, Growler, Marley's Ghost


Lefties  Yargh: Yargh: Yargh:   8

Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis


Ambies   0

Case provem M'Lud?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 01, 2013, 10:13:39 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2013, 10:49:36 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 03, 2013, 10:53:53 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:49:36 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)   eeek:

Affs!

You'd have thought they'd have learnt the first time like  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2013, 10:55:24 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:49:36 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)   eeek:

Easily done...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 03, 2013, 10:57:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2013, 10:55:24 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:49:36 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)   eeek:

Easily done...  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 03, 2013, 12:33:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2013, 10:55:24 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:49:36 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)   eeek:

Easily done...  noooo:

Did the oil burn yer neck much  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2013, 12:49:13 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 03, 2013, 12:33:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2013, 10:55:24 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:49:36 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)   eeek:

Easily done...  noooo:

Did the oil burn yer neck much  point:

horn:

* Moves €5 from left to right pocket *

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 03, 2013, 01:48:46 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 03, 2013, 12:33:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2013, 10:55:24 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:49:36 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)   eeek:

Easily done...  noooo:

Did the oil burn yer neck much  point:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 03, 2013, 02:02:00 PM
Quote from: Baldy on November 03, 2013, 01:48:46 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 03, 2013, 12:33:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2013, 10:55:24 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:49:36 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)   eeek:

Easily done...  noooo:

Did the oil burn yer neck much  point:

 lol: lol: lol:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2013, 03:21:42 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/29/grandmother-vents-anger-over-gas-prices-by-going-on-grand-theft-auto-v-shooting-spree-4165958/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/29/grandmother-vents-anger-over-gas-prices-by-going-on-grand-theft-auto-v-shooting-spree-4165958/)

I'd hate to be the British Gas employee who has to talk to her now.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2013, 06:47:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2013, 03:21:42 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/29/grandmother-vents-anger-over-gas-prices-by-going-on-grand-theft-auto-v-shooting-spree-4165958/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/29/grandmother-vents-anger-over-gas-prices-by-going-on-grand-theft-auto-v-shooting-spree-4165958/)

I'd hate to be the British Gas employee who has to talk to her now.  lol:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 04, 2013, 09:43:23 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:49:36 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)   eeek:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 04, 2013, 09:45:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2013, 03:21:42 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/29/grandmother-vents-anger-over-gas-prices-by-going-on-grand-theft-auto-v-shooting-spree-4165958/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/29/grandmother-vents-anger-over-gas-prices-by-going-on-grand-theft-auto-v-shooting-spree-4165958/)

I'd hate to be the British Gas employee who has to talk to her now.  lol:

 lol: lol: Saw her on something the other night game owd bird ..... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2013, 10:46:17 AM
Quote from: boogs on November 04, 2013, 09:45:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2013, 03:21:42 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/29/grandmother-vents-anger-over-gas-prices-by-going-on-grand-theft-auto-v-shooting-spree-4165958/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/29/grandmother-vents-anger-over-gas-prices-by-going-on-grand-theft-auto-v-shooting-spree-4165958/)

I'd hate to be the British Gas employee who has to talk to her now.  lol:

 lol: lol: Saw her on something the other night game owd bird ..... ::)

Those burns on her back must have slowed her down a bit.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2013, 11:28:28 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2013, 10:46:17 AM
Quote from: boogs on November 04, 2013, 09:45:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2013, 03:21:42 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/29/grandmother-vents-anger-over-gas-prices-by-going-on-grand-theft-auto-v-shooting-spree-4165958/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/29/grandmother-vents-anger-over-gas-prices-by-going-on-grand-theft-auto-v-shooting-spree-4165958/)

I'd hate to be the British Gas employee who has to talk to her now.  lol:

 lol: lol: Saw her on something the other night game owd bird ..... ::)

Those burns on her back must have slowed her down a bit.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2013, 08:01:54 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/10426406/Energy-firms-should-give-back-direct-debit-billions-to-clients-says-minister.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/10426406/Energy-firms-should-give-back-direct-debit-billions-to-clients-says-minister.html)


Nick might be right.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2013, 09:37:52 AM
Quote from: Baldy on November 05, 2013, 08:01:54 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/10426406/Energy-firms-should-give-back-direct-debit-billions-to-clients-says-minister.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/10426406/Energy-firms-should-give-back-direct-debit-billions-to-clients-says-minister.html)


Nick might be right.  rubschin:

Perhaps the minister could give back all the pointless green taxes!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2013, 10:23:33 AM
Oh no BM, that gives the impression that renewable energy wasnt effective and therefore the backhanders donations from the green energy companies and lobbyists would dry up.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2013, 11:21:14 AM
Not so much the headline but the comments....  whistle:

http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/ (http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2013, 11:38:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 05, 2013, 11:21:14 AM
Not so much the headline but the comments....  whistle:

http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/ (http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/)
happ096

Do you normally have a drone circling your house?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2013, 11:45:59 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2013, 11:38:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 05, 2013, 11:21:14 AM
Not so much the headline but the comments....  whistle:

http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/ (http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/)
happ096

Do you normally have a drone circling your house?

 lol: lol: lol:  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2013, 10:57:51 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2013, 11:38:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 05, 2013, 11:21:14 AM
Not so much the headline but the comments....  whistle:

http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/ (http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/)
happ096

Do you normally have a drone circling your house?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ehoneybees.com%2FLife-in-the-hive%2Fpictures%2Fbee-in-flying.jpg&hash=2cb8a75ec45de749c3349088b86d172241600ebe)  ?

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Landlady on November 06, 2013, 12:17:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 06, 2013, 10:57:51 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2013, 11:38:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 05, 2013, 11:21:14 AM
Not so much the headline but the comments....  whistle:

http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/ (http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/)
happ096

Do you normally have a drone circling your house?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ehoneybees.com%2FLife-in-the-hive%2Fpictures%2Fbee-in-flying.jpg&hash=2cb8a75ec45de749c3349088b86d172241600ebe)  ?

Oh err - doesn't it look nasty  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2013, 03:05:42 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 06, 2013, 12:17:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 06, 2013, 10:57:51 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2013, 11:38:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 05, 2013, 11:21:14 AM
Not so much the headline but the comments....  whistle:

http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/ (http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/)
happ096

Do you normally have a drone circling your house?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ehoneybees.com%2FLife-in-the-hive%2Fpictures%2Fbee-in-flying.jpg&hash=2cb8a75ec45de749c3349088b86d172241600ebe)  ?

Oh err - doesn't it look nasty  scared2:

I expect its mummy loves it.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Landlady on November 06, 2013, 04:33:17 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2013, 03:05:42 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 06, 2013, 12:17:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 06, 2013, 10:57:51 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2013, 11:38:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 05, 2013, 11:21:14 AM
Not so much the headline but the comments....  whistle:

http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/ (http://davidnuttall.info/2013/11/03/hs2/)
happ096

Do you normally have a drone circling your house?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ehoneybees.com%2FLife-in-the-hive%2Fpictures%2Fbee-in-flying.jpg&hash=2cb8a75ec45de749c3349088b86d172241600ebe)  ?

Oh err - doesn't it look nasty  scared2:

I expect its mummy loves it.


Our now beautiful daughter went through a bit of a fat stage around 8 to 10 yoa............................
Looking through the pictures a few years ago even she said ''ONLY'' a Mummy could have loved me then............
However I am sure you are correct and this drone's Mummy does love it, buzz buzzy buzz
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2013, 08:33:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2489973/Visitors-Titanic-artifacts-exhibition-sinking-feeling-closed-water-damage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2489973/Visitors-Titanic-artifacts-exhibition-sinking-feeling-closed-water-damage.html)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 07, 2013, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 07, 2013, 08:33:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2489973/Visitors-Titanic-artifacts-exhibition-sinking-feeling-closed-water-damage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2489973/Visitors-Titanic-artifacts-exhibition-sinking-feeling-closed-water-damage.html)

 ;D ;D

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2013, 09:17:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 07, 2013, 08:33:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2489973/Visitors-Titanic-artifacts-exhibition-sinking-feeling-closed-water-damage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2489973/Visitors-Titanic-artifacts-exhibition-sinking-feeling-closed-water-damage.html)

 ;D ;D

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 07, 2013, 10:09:07 PM
Quote from: Baldy on November 07, 2013, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 07, 2013, 08:33:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2489973/Visitors-Titanic-artifacts-exhibition-sinking-feeling-closed-water-damage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2489973/Visitors-Titanic-artifacts-exhibition-sinking-feeling-closed-water-damage.html)

 ;D ;D

 lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:

Surely they could have got Winslet to put her chest on show again instead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 12:53:23 AM
What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

Quote
In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2013, 05:48:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 12:53:23 AM
What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

Quote
In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/)

 eeek: I'm not clicking it!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 12, 2013, 09:04:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2013, 05:48:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 12:53:23 AM
What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

Quote
In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/)

 eeek: I'm not clicking it!

Wuss!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 12, 2013, 09:35:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2013, 05:48:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 12:53:23 AM
What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

Quote
In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/)

 eeek: I'm not clicking it!

 noooo:  lol: lol: lol: nothing to see......woose
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 12, 2013, 01:28:34 PM
Quote from: boogs on November 12, 2013, 09:35:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2013, 05:48:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 12:53:23 AM
What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

Quote
In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/)

 eeek: I'm not clicking it!

 noooo:  lol: lol: lol: nothing to see......woose
Still a bit of a  eeek:

I wonder.  Did they pull the nail out of the ground before carting him off to jail?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 12, 2013, 02:36:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 12:53:23 AM
What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

Quote
In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/)


Now that takes balls.......... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2013, 02:41:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 12, 2013, 02:36:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 12:53:23 AM
What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

Quote
In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/)


Now that takes balls.......... eeek:

If he had missed the nail with the hammer that would have really hurt
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2013, 02:55:23 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2013, 04:24:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2013, 02:41:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 12, 2013, 02:36:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 12:53:23 AM
What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

Quote
In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/)


Now that takes balls.......... eeek:

If he had missed the nail with the hammer that would have really hurt

Hit his thumb like?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2013, 06:38:19 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/biography/dr-victoria-martindale (http://www.independent.co.uk/biography/dr-victoria-martindale)

then

http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Landlady-guilty-faulty-gas-boiler-tragedy/story-19880729-detail/story.html (http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Landlady-guilty-faulty-gas-boiler-tragedy/story-19880729-detail/story.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 12, 2013, 06:40:55 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 12, 2013, 06:38:19 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/biography/dr-victoria-martindale (http://www.independent.co.uk/biography/dr-victoria-martindale)

then

http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Landlady-guilty-faulty-gas-boiler-tragedy/story-19880729-detail/story.html (http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Landlady-guilty-faulty-gas-boiler-tragedy/story-19880729-detail/story.html)

Saw the second one and thought TMR....... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2013, 06:55:34 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 12, 2013, 06:38:19 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/biography/dr-victoria-martindale (http://www.independent.co.uk/biography/dr-victoria-martindale)

then

http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Landlady-guilty-faulty-gas-boiler-tragedy/story-19880729-detail/story.html (http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Landlady-guilty-faulty-gas-boiler-tragedy/story-19880729-detail/story.html)

LL!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 12, 2013, 07:02:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2013, 06:55:34 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 12, 2013, 06:38:19 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/biography/dr-victoria-martindale (http://www.independent.co.uk/biography/dr-victoria-martindale)

then

http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Landlady-guilty-faulty-gas-boiler-tragedy/story-19880729-detail/story.html (http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Landlady-guilty-faulty-gas-boiler-tragedy/story-19880729-detail/story.html)

LL!  eeek:

You think with a name like Newton he would have some grasp of science,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2013, 07:03:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 12, 2013, 07:02:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2013, 06:55:34 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 12, 2013, 06:38:19 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/biography/dr-victoria-martindale (http://www.independent.co.uk/biography/dr-victoria-martindale)

then

http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Landlady-guilty-faulty-gas-boiler-tragedy/story-19880729-detail/story.html (http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Landlady-guilty-faulty-gas-boiler-tragedy/story-19880729-detail/story.html)

LL!  eeek:

You think with a name like Newton he would have some grasp of science,,,,,, noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 10:47:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2013, 04:24:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2013, 02:41:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 12, 2013, 02:36:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 12:53:23 AM
What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

Quote
In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/)


Now that takes balls.......... eeek:

If he had missed the nail with the hammer that would have really hurt

Hit his thumb like?  eeek:

I think that this guy is less of a performance artist and more a screaming nut job, his previous 'performances' have incliuded sewing his mouth closed, and stripping naked and wrapping himself in barbed wire.  eeek:

All of a sudden Nick and BM seem like bastions of normality.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 12, 2013, 11:01:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 10:47:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2013, 04:24:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2013, 02:41:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 12, 2013, 02:36:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 12:53:23 AM
What the hell are they putting in the vodka over there.  eeek:

Quote
In a statement posted on the grani.ru website prior to the demonstration, Mr Pavlensky had written: ‘A naked artist, looking at his balls nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference, and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/10/artist-nails-his-own-testicles-to-the-ground-in-front-of-horrified-tourists-4181107/)


Now that takes balls.......... eeek:

If he had missed the nail with the hammer that would have really hurt

Hit his thumb like?  eeek:

I think that this guy is less of a performance artist and more a screaming nut job, his previous 'performances' have incliuded sewing his mouth closed, and stripping naked and wrapping himself in barbed wire.  eeek:

All of a sudden Nick and BM seem like bastions of normality.  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 11:28:14 PM
Found out why it was an hour before he was arrestred, the police were otherwise occupioed

Russian police β€” Get lucky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P08B_lBUL0E#ws)

On balance nailing your bollocks to the pavement may have been less painful than listening to that judging from the expressions of some of the audience  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 12, 2013, 11:34:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2013, 11:28:14 PM
Found out why it was an hour before he was arrestred, the police were otherwise occupioed

Russian police β€” Get lucky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P08B_lBUL0E#ws)

On balance nailing your bollocks to the pavement may have been less painful than listening to that judging from the expressions of some of the audience  lol:

 lol: lol: Hope they are better at the day job... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2013, 11:53:53 AM
Relative of yours Nick?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2506549/Uh-oh-Radioactive-Boy-Scout-built-nuclear-reactor-Detroit-shed-sparking-evacuation-40-000-wants-invent-lightbulb-lasts-100-years.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2506549/Uh-oh-Radioactive-Boy-Scout-built-nuclear-reactor-Detroit-shed-sparking-evacuation-40-000-wants-invent-lightbulb-lasts-100-years.html)

Quote
David used to do his experiments in his bedroom until he blew himself up and was sent to the shed

David was 'playing' with phosphorus and unwittingly created nitroglycerine which exploded when he hit it with a screwdriver
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2013, 01:01:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2013, 11:53:53 AM
Relative of yours Nick?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2506549/Uh-oh-Radioactive-Boy-Scout-built-nuclear-reactor-Detroit-shed-sparking-evacuation-40-000-wants-invent-lightbulb-lasts-100-years.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2506549/Uh-oh-Radioactive-Boy-Scout-built-nuclear-reactor-Detroit-shed-sparking-evacuation-40-000-wants-invent-lightbulb-lasts-100-years.html)

Quote
David used to do his experiments in his bedroom until he blew himself up and was sent to the shed

David was 'playing' with phosphorus and unwittingly created nitroglycerine which exploded when he hit it with a screwdriver

Our search for a site mascot is over.... worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 14, 2013, 01:59:52 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen (and Nick), I give you . . .

 This little gem! (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-tried-sex-sheep-near-2788150)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 14, 2013, 04:39:22 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24940663 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24940663)

2 World Wars   eeek:  53 years of pension good on her  :thumbsup: 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2013, 04:59:45 PM
Not on my card  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2013, 11:47:03 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html)

OOPS........... ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 14, 2013, 11:53:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2013, 11:47:03 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html)

OOPS........... ;D

Did you notice if you are shot and injured they just drag you along .... 

When you are dead they put you on some sort of makeshift  stretcher ....   What is that about  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2013, 06:28:57 AM
Quote from: boogs on November 14, 2013, 11:53:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2013, 11:47:03 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html)

OOPS........... ;D

Did you notice if you are shot and injured they just drag you along .... 

When you are dead they put you on some sort of makeshift  stretcher ....   What is that about  Shrugs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2013, 11:29:33 AM
Quote from: boogs on November 14, 2013, 11:53:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2013, 11:47:03 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html)

OOPS........... ;D

Did you notice if you are shot and injured they just drag you along .... 

When you are dead they put you on some sort of makeshift  stretcher ....   What is that about  Shrugs:

Probably Nick translated the ambulance training manual into Arabic.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 15, 2013, 04:41:27 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2013, 11:29:33 AM
Quote from: boogs on November 14, 2013, 11:53:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2013, 11:47:03 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html)

OOPS........... ;D

Did you notice if you are shot and injured they just drag you along .... 

When you are dead they put you on some sort of makeshift  stretcher ....   What is that about  Shrugs:

Probably Nick translated the ambulance training manual into Arabic.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2013, 04:54:11 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 16, 2013, 04:48:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2013, 11:47:03 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html)

OOPS........... ;D

Yes, but they go on to say that the Quorn says that if you kill a 'believer' by mistake then it's OK . .

Yet another flavour of dip-shit sky fairyism . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2013, 09:07:22 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 16, 2013, 04:48:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2013, 11:47:03 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html)

OOPS........... ;D

Yes, but they go on to say that the Quorn says that if you kill a 'believer' by mistake then it's OK . .

Yet another flavour of dip-shit sky fairyism . . . .
rubschin:
They seem to have covered 'Blue on Blue' rules better than the Yanks.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 17, 2013, 10:57:58 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2013, 09:07:22 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 16, 2013, 04:48:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2013, 11:47:03 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507424/Islamist-rebels-apologise-decapitating-wrong-person-head-displayed-internet-fellow-extremist-recognises-him.html)

OOPS........... ;D

Yes, but they go on to say that the Quorn says that if you kill a 'believer' by mistake then it's OK . .

Yet another flavour of dip-shit sky fairyism . . . .
rubschin:
They seem to have covered 'Blue on Blue' rules better than the Yanks.

Well, I suppose they have to - once wrapped in bedsheets with a towel covering most of their heads, it's easy to not recognise them as friend or foe!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2013, 05:19:41 AM
Hotel made of ice told to fit fire alarm (http://www.thelocal.se/20131114/swedens-ice-hotel-in-jukkasjarvi-kiruna-told-to-get-fire-alarms)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 01:48:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 18, 2013, 05:19:41 AM
Hotel made of ice told to fit fire alarm (http://www.thelocal.se/20131114/swedens-ice-hotel-in-jukkasjarvi-kiruna-told-to-get-fire-alarms)

 noooo:

H&S Gone mad  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2013, 03:16:38 PM
Maybe its the Harman effect  lol:

http://order-order.com/2013/11/21/dromeys-paris-has-an-eye-full-tower/ (http://order-order.com/2013/11/21/dromeys-paris-has-an-eye-full-tower/)

The comments worth a look.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2013, 03:20:53 PM
So much leeway for jokes...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html)

Something tells me the planner isn't fond of Merseyside.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2013, 04:24:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2013, 03:20:53 PM
So much leeway for jokes...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html)

Something tells me the planner isn't fond of Merseyside.

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 21, 2013, 04:25:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2013, 03:20:53 PM
So much leeway for jokes...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html)

Something tells me the planner isn't fond of Merseyside.

But you know you always get a cock up from planners . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 04:26:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2013, 03:16:38 PM
Maybe its the Harman effect  lol:

http://order-order.com/2013/11/21/dromeys-paris-has-an-eye-full-tower/ (http://order-order.com/2013/11/21/dromeys-paris-has-an-eye-full-tower/)

The comments worth a look.

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2013, 04:31:06 PM
Be fair Boogsy, the poor bugger has to wake up to that demented gurning harpy each morning.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 04:36:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2013, 03:20:53 PM
So much leeway for jokes...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html)

Something tells me the planner isn't fond of Merseyside.

 ::) lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 21, 2013, 05:22:58 PM
Quote from: boogs on November 21, 2013, 04:36:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2013, 03:20:53 PM
So much leeway for jokes...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511092/Google-Earth-image-Wirral-cul-sac-resembles-male-genitalia.html)

Something tells me the planner isn't fond of Merseyside.

 ::) lol: lol:

Perhaps that's what Dromedary was searching for and got a bit confuslicatered . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2013, 02:27:37 AM
I can understand grieving for a lost partner but this  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/belgian-woman-sleeps-husband-corpse-year-article-1.1522140 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/belgian-woman-sleeps-husband-corpse-year-article-1.1522140)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2013, 02:32:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2013, 02:27:37 AM
I can understand grieving for a lost partner but this  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/belgian-woman-sleeps-husband-corpse-year-article-1.1522140 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/belgian-woman-sleeps-husband-corpse-year-article-1.1522140)

Been out with a few girls who move less............ redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2013, 05:39:33 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 23, 2013, 02:32:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2013, 02:27:37 AM
I can understand grieving for a lost partner but this  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/belgian-woman-sleeps-husband-corpse-year-article-1.1522140 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/belgian-woman-sleeps-husband-corpse-year-article-1.1522140)

Been out with a few girls who move less............ redface:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 23, 2013, 08:15:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 23, 2013, 05:39:33 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 23, 2013, 02:32:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2013, 02:27:37 AM
I can understand grieving for a lost partner but this  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/belgian-woman-sleeps-husband-corpse-year-article-1.1522140 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/belgian-woman-sleeps-husband-corpse-year-article-1.1522140)

Been out with a few girls who move less............ redface:

 shutup:

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2013, 08:19:48 AM
Only cos they were tied up  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2013, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 23, 2013, 02:32:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2013, 02:27:37 AM
I can understand grieving for a lost partner but this  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/belgian-woman-sleeps-husband-corpse-year-article-1.1522140 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/belgian-woman-sleeps-husband-corpse-year-article-1.1522140)

Been out with a few girls who move less............ redface:

Not all fun, that Rohypnol eh?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 01:31:24 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-385968/Girl-11-Britains-youngest-mother.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-385968/Girl-11-Britains-youngest-mother.html)


A milf.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2013, 01:48:49 PM
Nick strikes again?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2514317/Horrifying-footage-shows-washed-sperm-whale-EXPLODING-biologist-tries-cut-carcass.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2514317/Horrifying-footage-shows-washed-sperm-whale-EXPLODING-biologist-tries-cut-carcass.html)

I wouldn't watch the video if you have just eaten.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2013, 01:54:21 PM
The VP has a long memory  noooo:  I find myself reflecting on that Scottish window cleaner too eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2013, 03:42:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 27, 2013, 01:54:21 PM
The VP has a long memory  noooo:  I find myself reflecting on that Scottish window cleaner too eveilgrin:
George McFormby?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2013, 03:48:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 27, 2013, 01:54:21 PM
The VP has a long memory  noooo:  I find myself reflecting on that Scottish window cleaner too eveilgrin:

 evil:

 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 27, 2013, 03:49:54 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2013, 03:42:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 27, 2013, 01:54:21 PM
The VP has a long memory  noooo:  I find myself reflecting on that Scottish window cleaner too eveilgrin:
George McFormby?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on November 28, 2013, 12:07:30 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 27, 2013, 01:54:21 PM
The VP has a long memory  noooo:  I find myself reflecting on that Scottish window cleaner too eveilgrin:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2013, 04:06:19 AM
If it's the story I think it is Boogsy, you don't want to know.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2013, 04:13:08 AM
I have to admit there is a part of me that wonders if it really has ended up in a landfill...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2514580/Bitcoins-worth-4m-hard-drive-thrown-Newport-landfill-accident.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2514580/Bitcoins-worth-4m-hard-drive-thrown-Newport-landfill-accident.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 28, 2013, 09:48:52 AM
Spotted this posted by OH on Faceache - made I chuckle . . .


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2Fomacy22p5%2Fimage.jpg&hash=dace22fee449d3b1a06d16121fbe239127646566) (http://postimg.org/image/omacy22p5/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on November 28, 2013, 04:20:34 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 28, 2013, 09:48:52 AM
Spotted this posted by OH on Faceache - made I chuckle . . .


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2Fomacy22p5%2Fimage.jpg&hash=dace22fee449d3b1a06d16121fbe239127646566) (http://postimg.org/image/omacy22p5/)

 lol: lol: lol: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 28, 2013, 04:22:08 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 28, 2013, 09:48:52 AM
Spotted this posted by OH on Faceache - made I chuckle . . .


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2Fomacy22p5%2Fimage.jpg&hash=dace22fee449d3b1a06d16121fbe239127646566) (http://postimg.org/image/omacy22p5/)

AFFS.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2013, 07:54:54 PM
Quote from: Baldy on November 28, 2013, 04:22:08 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 28, 2013, 09:48:52 AM
Spotted this posted by OH on Faceache - made I chuckle . . .


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2Fomacy22p5%2Fimage.jpg&hash=dace22fee449d3b1a06d16121fbe239127646566) (http://postimg.org/image/omacy22p5/)

AFFS.

Zackly....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 29, 2013, 09:50:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2013, 04:13:08 AM
I have to admit there is a part of me that wonders if it really has ended up in a landfill...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2514580/Bitcoins-worth-4m-hard-drive-thrown-Newport-landfill-accident.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2514580/Bitcoins-worth-4m-hard-drive-thrown-Newport-landfill-accident.html)
Same here.  He was on R5 yesterday and was way too calm about it.

Everyone does regular back ups now don't they?  Don't they?    Ah redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 30, 2013, 07:48:31 AM
 Don't look Miss D  (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/28/police-warn-of-clown-epidemic-in-norfolk-4206444/?ITO=facebook)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2013, 07:58:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 30, 2013, 07:48:31 AM
Don't look Miss D  (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/28/police-warn-of-clown-epidemic-in-norfolk-4206444/?ITO=facebook)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2013, 11:03:14 AM

Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2013, 07:58:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 30, 2013, 07:48:31 AM
Don't look Miss D  (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/28/police-warn-of-clown-epidemic-in-norfolk-4206444/?ITO=facebook)

 lol: lol: lol:
happy001

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2013, 07:52:43 PM
Is it just me or does this take dining alfresco a tad too far  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515960/Waiter-pass-harness-Lofty-eating-experience-brings-new-meaning-pop-restaurant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515960/Waiter-pass-harness-Lofty-eating-experience-brings-new-meaning-pop-restaurant.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2013, 07:55:33 PM
The one computer system you don't want hacked or accessed by mistake and they use a code you can enter by accidentally leaning on your keyboard, for almost 20 feckin years?   eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515598/Launch-code-US-nuclear-weapons-easy-00000000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515598/Launch-code-US-nuclear-weapons-easy-00000000.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2013, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2013, 07:52:43 PM
Is it just me or does this take dining alfresco a tad too far  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515960/Waiter-pass-harness-Lofty-eating-experience-brings-new-meaning-pop-restaurant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515960/Waiter-pass-harness-Lofty-eating-experience-brings-new-meaning-pop-restaurant.html)

What if you need a piss........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2013, 07:59:58 PM
Bonus points for hitting a passer by?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2013, 08:02:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2013, 07:59:58 PM
Bonus points for hitting a passer by?  rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2013, 08:32:56 PM
4 years old and already on a par with professional drummers.  drumroll:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/30/amazingly-talented-four-year-old-drummer-nails-blur-song-2-cover-4208337/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/30/amazingly-talented-four-year-old-drummer-nails-blur-song-2-cover-4208337/)

I had a look on youtube to see if he had any other vids

Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the name of (he's 3 years old when he did this)

Killing in the name of by RATM drum cover, 3 years old drummer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd0v63C06CI#ws)

System of a Down - Chop Suey

System Of A Down - Chop Suey drum cover, 4-Year-Old Drummer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q30fkflM2Do#ws)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 01, 2013, 11:57:47 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2013, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2013, 07:52:43 PM
Is it just me or does this take dining alfresco a tad too far  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515960/Waiter-pass-harness-Lofty-eating-experience-brings-new-meaning-pop-restaurant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515960/Waiter-pass-harness-Lofty-eating-experience-brings-new-meaning-pop-restaurant.html)

What if you need a piss........ rubschin:
. . . . . the people underneath get wet.     whistle:

. . . and whatever you do, don't drop your knife!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2013, 12:53:33 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2517075/Why-left-handed-make-successful--raises-risk-mental-illness-injured-accidents.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2517075/Why-left-handed-make-successful--raises-risk-mental-illness-injured-accidents.html)   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2013, 01:25:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 03, 2013, 12:53:33 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2517075/Why-left-handed-make-successful--raises-risk-mental-illness-injured-accidents.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2517075/Why-left-handed-make-successful--raises-risk-mental-illness-injured-accidents.html)   rubschin:

I can't be arsed to read it - does it explain your mongness or not....? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2013, 01:49:38 PM
Do you really think that Nick's mind would be that easy to figure out?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2013, 01:59:09 PM
Any ideas on how this advert is supposed to sell tyres?  rubschin:

Scary Japanese Tire Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWb-MityVKQ#ws)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2517390/Terrifying-Japanese-tyre-advert-Commercial-comes-health-warning.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2517390/Terrifying-Japanese-tyre-advert-Commercial-comes-health-warning.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2013, 02:06:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2013, 01:59:09 PM
Any ideas on how this advert is supposed to sell tyres?  rubschin:

Scary Japanese Tire Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWb-MityVKQ#ws)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2517390/Terrifying-Japanese-tyre-advert-Commercial-comes-health-warning.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2517390/Terrifying-Japanese-tyre-advert-Commercial-comes-health-warning.html)

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2013, 02:08:53 PM
That's what I thought, because there is nothing like a ghoul slamming into the windscreen to make you think "fook me I need new tyres"  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2013, 09:54:17 AM
 eeek:  sick2:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/11/22/human-cheese-_n_4323819.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-weird-news (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/11/22/human-cheese-_n_4323819.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-weird-news)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2013, 09:00:21 PM
Awaits Miss D's verdict  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 04, 2013, 09:24:51 PM
 Angry People In Local Newspapers  (http://apiln.blogspot.co.uk/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2013, 12:43:27 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518758/Excruciatingly-embarrassing-funny-notes-left-sleep-deprived-neighbours-disturbed-couples-throes-passion.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518758/Excruciatingly-embarrassing-funny-notes-left-sleep-deprived-neighbours-disturbed-couples-throes-passion.html)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2013, 12:57:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2013, 12:43:27 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518758/Excruciatingly-embarrassing-funny-notes-left-sleep-deprived-neighbours-disturbed-couples-throes-passion.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518758/Excruciatingly-embarrassing-funny-notes-left-sleep-deprived-neighbours-disturbed-couples-throes-passion.html)

 happy001

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 07:17:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2013, 12:43:27 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518758/Excruciatingly-embarrassing-funny-notes-left-sleep-deprived-neighbours-disturbed-couples-throes-passion.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518758/Excruciatingly-embarrassing-funny-notes-left-sleep-deprived-neighbours-disturbed-couples-throes-passion.html)

 happy001

 ;D

I used to live below a couple with a very squeaky bed.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 06, 2013, 07:25:03 AM
Did you have to stand on a chair to hold the cup to the ceiling..... single-handedly like  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 07:35:28 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 06, 2013, 07:25:03 AM
Did you have to stand on a chair to hold the cup to the ceiling..... single-handedly like  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

No, it was much more squeakier than that.... and they used to go at it for hours.....  noooo:

Either that or they had a trampoline up there....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2013, 04:39:39 PM
$350 And I bet that was just a sympathy bid point:

http://www.trendingcentral.com/gordon-brown-humiliated-dinner-date-auction-raises-just-350-versus-blairs-30k/ (http://www.trendingcentral.com/gordon-brown-humiliated-dinner-date-auction-raises-just-350-versus-blairs-30k/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2013, 11:11:55 AM
They're back: The coffin-punting naked Polish calendar girls (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/12/03/coffin_calendar/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2013, 11:47:49 AM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 07, 2013, 11:49:42 AM
 eeek:  It's so hard to decide. When you look at the previous years calendars there are so many beautiful coffins to choose from  eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2013, 11:54:41 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 07, 2013, 11:49:42 AM
eeek:  It's so hard to decide. When you look at the previous years calendars there are so many beautiful coffins to choose from  eyes:

 ;D

Which is your favourite box JOM...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 07, 2013, 12:10:27 PM
Bloody hell, you should have said there was gonna be a quiz at the end Banghead  Hang on, I'll go and have another look... but there were a couple where I thought I wouldn't mind being stiff in that
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2013, 12:14:15 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 07, 2013, 12:10:27 PM
Bloody hell, you should have said there was gonna be a quiz at the end Banghead  Hang on, I'll go and have another look... but there were a couple where I thought I wouldn't mind being stiff in that

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 07, 2013, 04:42:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2013, 12:14:15 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 07, 2013, 12:10:27 PM
Bloody hell, you should have said there was gonna be a quiz at the end Banghead  Hang on, I'll go and have another look... but there were a couple where I thought I wouldn't mind being stiff in that

happy001

 lol: lol:

Oh and Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 07, 2013, 05:21:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 07, 2013, 04:42:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2013, 12:14:15 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 07, 2013, 12:10:27 PM
Bloody hell, you should have said there was gonna be a quiz at the end Banghead  Hang on, I'll go and have another look... but there were a couple where I thought I wouldn't mind being stiff in that

happy001

 lol: lol:

Oh and Spank2:

My thoughts too Miss C.   lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2013, 05:24:38 PM
Says Tipsy from the Low Parts  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 07, 2013, 05:27:07 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 07, 2013, 05:24:38 PM
Says Tipsy from the Low Parts  noooo:

It is true that I travelled South to the Netherlands.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2013, 05:30:15 PM
Eat your heart out D H Lawrence  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2013, 08:04:04 PM
'Cool Cash' card confusion (http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/cool-cash-card-confusion-1009701)

Quote
A LOTTERY scratchcard has been withdrawn from sale by Camelot - because players couldn't understand it.

The Cool Cash game - launched on Monday - was taken out of shops yesterday after some players failed to grasp whether or not they had won.

To qualify for a prize, users had to scratch away a window to reveal a temperature lower than the figure displayed on each card. As the game had a winter theme, the temperature was usually below freezing.

But the concept of comparing negative numbers proved too difficult for some Camelot received dozens of complaints on the first day from players who could not understand how, for example, -5 is higher than -6.

Tina Farrell, from Levenshulme, called Camelot after failing to win with several cards.

The 23-year-old, who said she had left school without a maths GCSE, said: "On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't.

"I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it.

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 07, 2013, 08:14:43 PM
Aaaarrggghhhhhhh  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2013, 08:18:34 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 07, 2013, 12:10:27 PM
Bloody hell, you should have said there was gonna be a quiz at the end Banghead  Hang on, I'll go and have another look... but there were a couple where I thought I wouldn't mind being stiff in that

 lol: lol: lol:  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2013, 08:32:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2013, 08:04:04 PM
'Cool Cash' card confusion (http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/cool-cash-card-confusion-1009701)

Quote
A LOTTERY scratchcard has been withdrawn from sale by Camelot - because players couldn't understand it.

The Cool Cash game - launched on Monday - was taken out of shops yesterday after some players failed to grasp whether or not they had won.

To qualify for a prize, users had to scratch away a window to reveal a temperature lower than the figure displayed on each card. As the game had a winter theme, the temperature was usually below freezing.

But the concept of comparing negative numbers proved too difficult for some Camelot received dozens of complaints on the first day from players who could not understand how, for example, -5 is higher than -6.

Tina Farrell, from Levenshulme, called Camelot after failing to win with several cards.

The 23-year-old, who said she had left school without a maths GCSE, said: "On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't.

"I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it.

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2013, 08:40:51 PM
We are surrounded by idiots  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2013, 08:54:47 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 07, 2013, 08:40:51 PM
We are surrounded by idiots  Banghead Banghead Banghead

another one......... noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2519834/Woman-left-fighting-life-sparking-huge-explosion-lighting-cigarette-wearing-oxygen-mask.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2519834/Woman-left-fighting-life-sparking-huge-explosion-lighting-cigarette-wearing-oxygen-mask.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2013, 08:58:08 PM
Daily Fail fails to realise that Oxygen is not flammable noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2013, 09:05:33 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 07, 2013, 08:58:08 PM
Daily Fail fails to realise that Oxygen is not flammable noooo:

Quite right...

I don't read newspapers ever... but from the articles from the Daily Fail that people link to it appears that they are tending towards the "WW2 bomber found on the moon Daily Star school of reporting"...   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 08, 2013, 12:06:11 PM
Quote from: Daily Fail
As she brought the light to her cigarette it set fire to the oxygen emitting from the nearby medical equipment, causing the gas to explode in her face.

We are surrounded by idiots. I'll lay odds the fecking author has a degree too . .

 Banghead

Added to which (as someone who uses medical oxygen at home) there are abundant warnings about naked lights, smoking etc.  and it would have been explained to her by the local oxygen delivery service (Dolby Vivisol in my instance - good opportunity for some high fidelity jokes in that name!).
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 11, 2013, 04:39:23 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/09/krokodil-injected--mexican-teenagers-genitals-_n_4411220.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/09/krokodil-injected--mexican-teenagers-genitals-_n_4411220.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)

 eeek: Shocked: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2013, 04:43:21 PM
BM will love that  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:48:15 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2013, 04:49:11 PM
Why do you have a red elephant on your bucket?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:50:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 11, 2013, 04:49:11 PM
Why do you have a red elephant on your bucket?

Why do you have a corpse in your chair...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 11, 2013, 04:51:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 11, 2013, 04:39:23 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/09/krokodil-injected--mexican-teenagers-genitals-_n_4411220.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/09/krokodil-injected--mexican-teenagers-genitals-_n_4411220.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)

 eeek: Shocked: sick2: sick2:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:56:06 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 11, 2013, 04:51:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 11, 2013, 04:39:23 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/09/krokodil-injected--mexican-teenagers-genitals-_n_4411220.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/09/krokodil-injected--mexican-teenagers-genitals-_n_4411220.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)

 eeek: Shocked: sick2: sick2:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

I suppose it must greatly reduce the chances of a second generation of users, not all bad then.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on December 11, 2013, 05:02:28 PM
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/12/10/sarah-palin-arrives-in-south-korea-for-mandela-memorial/?fb_action_ids=10202619727155887&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B704898569521431%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.likes%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D (http://dailycurrant.com/2013/12/10/sarah-palin-arrives-in-south-korea-for-mandela-memorial/?fb_action_ids=10202619727155887&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B704898569521431%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.likes%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D)

mega long linky ... but ...  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2013, 05:04:36 PM
Pasties  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2013, 05:05:35 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 11, 2013, 05:02:28 PM
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/12/10/sarah-palin-arrives-in-south-korea-for-mandela-memorial/?fb_action_ids=10202619727155887&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B704898569521431%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.likes%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D (http://dailycurrant.com/2013/12/10/sarah-palin-arrives-in-south-korea-for-mandela-memorial/?fb_action_ids=10202619727155887&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B704898569521431%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.likes%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D)

mega long linky ... but ...  ;)

As much as I know that is a satirical website, I wouldn't have been surprised if it actually happened.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:24:41 PM
Pasty!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2013, 05:25:51 PM
I thought it was gammon  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 11, 2013, 05:27:51 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 11, 2013, 05:25:51 PM
I thought it was gammon  rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 11, 2013, 05:57:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:50:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 11, 2013, 04:49:11 PM
Why do you have a red elephant on your bucket?

Why do you have a corpse in your chair...?

You two are composing a Burt Bacharach look alike song and I claim my £5.00.

Pastis, sir, it is lovely to see you.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2013, 09:17:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 11, 2013, 04:39:23 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/09/krokodil-injected--mexican-teenagers-genitals-_n_4411220.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/09/krokodil-injected--mexican-teenagers-genitals-_n_4411220.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)

 eeek: Shocked: sick2: sick2:

Who the fuck in their right mind injects anything into their genitals for a bleedin kick  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 09:19:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2013, 09:17:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 11, 2013, 04:39:23 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/09/krokodil-injected--mexican-teenagers-genitals-_n_4411220.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/09/krokodil-injected--mexican-teenagers-genitals-_n_4411220.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)

 eeek: Shocked: sick2: sick2:

Who the fuck in their right mind injects anything into their genitals for a bleedin kick  eeek:

 rubschin:  on the VP.......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 12, 2013, 01:57:52 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522458/Bizarre-moment-prankster-NO-LEGS-terrifies-unsuspecting-shopper-crawling-dressed-zombie.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522458/Bizarre-moment-prankster-NO-LEGS-terrifies-unsuspecting-shopper-crawling-dressed-zombie.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 12, 2013, 04:43:59 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/eugenio-freitas-masturbated-sainsburys-newcastle-under-lyme-2918424 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/eugenio-freitas-masturbated-sainsburys-newcastle-under-lyme-2918424)

Wankah: Wankah:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2013, 04:48:50 PM
Sausage
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 12, 2013, 04:59:49 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 12, 2013, 04:48:50 PM
Sausage

Northerner  noooo:   Chipolata
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 12, 2013, 05:04:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 12, 2013, 04:48:50 PM
Sausage

In cider?

The chicken was choked, as it were. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2013, 05:09:38 PM
I have a good sausage in cider recipe. Will give it to BM as part of his course, like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2013, 05:55:25 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2523479/The-newest-stars-TLCs-My-Strange-Addiction.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2523479/The-newest-stars-TLCs-My-Strange-Addiction.html)

Well I suppose you could argue that she has a face like a horses arse  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2013, 09:55:34 PM
A case of more money than cents?  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515520/A-safe-investment-Swiss-bank-vault-goes-sale--complete-EIGHT-MILLION-coins-worth-270-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515520/A-safe-investment-Swiss-bank-vault-goes-sale--complete-EIGHT-MILLION-coins-worth-270-000.html)

Hat, coat.....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 16, 2013, 01:43:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2013, 09:55:34 PM
A case of more money than cents?  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515520/A-safe-investment-Swiss-bank-vault-goes-sale--complete-EIGHT-MILLION-coins-worth-270-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515520/A-safe-investment-Swiss-bank-vault-goes-sale--complete-EIGHT-MILLION-coins-worth-270-000.html)

Hat, coat.....

 noooo:

Tipsy is out of control.......


http://eveningharold.com/aggressively-tested/tested-getting-to-grips-with-gypsy-pegs/ (http://eveningharold.com/aggressively-tested/tested-getting-to-grips-with-gypsy-pegs/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2013, 02:12:02 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 16, 2013, 01:43:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2013, 09:55:34 PM
A case of more money than cents?  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515520/A-safe-investment-Swiss-bank-vault-goes-sale--complete-EIGHT-MILLION-coins-worth-270-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2515520/A-safe-investment-Swiss-bank-vault-goes-sale--complete-EIGHT-MILLION-coins-worth-270-000.html)

Hat, coat.....

Prices slashed for Christmas eh?

 noooo:

Tipsy is out of control.......


http://eveningharold.com/aggressively-tested/tested-getting-to-grips-with-gypsy-pegs/ (http://eveningharold.com/aggressively-tested/tested-getting-to-grips-with-gypsy-pegs/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2013, 03:39:31 PM
Climate change expert's fraud was 'crime of massive proportion,' say feds (http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/16/21911592-climate-change-experts-fraud-was-crime-of-massive-proportion-say-feds?lite)

Quite remarkable....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2013, 03:51:27 PM
https://www.hellou.com/blog/2013/12/when-the-police-pulled-this-guy-over-for-making-a-phone-call-whilst-driving-they-did-not-expect-to-find-this-0#.Uq8hWJKGr7p (https://www.hellou.com/blog/2013/12/when-the-police-pulled-this-guy-over-for-making-a-phone-call-whilst-driving-they-did-not-expect-to-find-this-0#.Uq8hWJKGr7p)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2013, 04:12:22 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 16, 2013, 03:51:27 PM
https://www.hellou.com/blog/2013/12/when-the-police-pulled-this-guy-over-for-making-a-phone-call-whilst-driving-they-did-not-expect-to-find-this-0#.Uq8hWJKGr7p (https://www.hellou.com/blog/2013/12/when-the-police-pulled-this-guy-over-for-making-a-phone-call-whilst-driving-they-did-not-expect-to-find-this-0#.Uq8hWJKGr7p)

"Driving without due cake and attention"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 16, 2013, 04:40:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2013, 03:39:31 PM
Climate change expert's fraud was 'crime of massive proportion,' say feds (http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/16/21911592-climate-change-experts-fraud-was-crime-of-massive-proportion-say-feds?lite)

Quite remarkable....  noooo:

A cockwomble of mahoosive proportion, surrounded bt even bigger cockwombles. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2013, 07:12:04 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 16, 2013, 03:51:27 PM
https://www.hellou.com/blog/2013/12/when-the-police-pulled-this-guy-over-for-making-a-phone-call-whilst-driving-they-did-not-expect-to-find-this-0#.Uq8hWJKGr7p (https://www.hellou.com/blog/2013/12/when-the-police-pulled-this-guy-over-for-making-a-phone-call-whilst-driving-they-did-not-expect-to-find-this-0#.Uq8hWJKGr7p)

Is that you in the photograph?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2013, 07:16:52 PM
Not yet
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2013, 07:31:51 PM
Something tells me BM won't be clicking on this one...   whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2524539/Man-hand-severed-attached-ANKLE-month-alive-reattached.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2524539/Man-hand-severed-attached-ANKLE-month-alive-reattached.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2013, 07:54:52 PM
How can that not hurt, its feckin hot oil for crying out loud  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2524527/Did-order-deep-fried-fish-fingers-Chef-draws-crowds-street-restaurant-ability-plunge-hand-vat-200C-boiling-oil.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2524527/Did-order-deep-fried-fish-fingers-Chef-draws-crowds-street-restaurant-ability-plunge-hand-vat-200C-boiling-oil.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2013, 08:14:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2013, 07:54:52 PM
How can that not hurt, its feckin hot oil for crying out loud  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2524527/Did-order-deep-fried-fish-fingers-Chef-draws-crowds-street-restaurant-ability-plunge-hand-vat-200C-boiling-oil.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2524527/Did-order-deep-fried-fish-fingers-Chef-draws-crowds-street-restaurant-ability-plunge-hand-vat-200C-boiling-oil.html)

I saw that . rubschin:.but my hands can withstand hot ...Miss T calls me asbestos hands .......but not like that ....... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 17, 2013, 11:16:47 AM
'Kinell!




I drives a van p/t and I'm always on the lookout for warnings . . .  (http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/scotland/video-forth-bridge-van-footage-a-warning-for-the-next-time-the-storms-come-1.165333)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2013, 11:48:50 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 17, 2013, 11:16:47 AM
'Kinell!




I drives a van p/t and I'm always on the lookout for warnings . . .
 (http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/scotland/video-forth-bridge-van-footage-a-warning-for-the-next-time-the-storms-come-1.165333)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2013, 04:48:19 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 17, 2013, 11:16:47 AM
'Kinell!




I drives a van p/t and I'm always on the lookout for warnings . . .
 (http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/scotland/video-forth-bridge-van-footage-a-warning-for-the-next-time-the-storms-come-1.165333)

What do you expect from 'white van man'  Wankah:

All those poor sods in the cars stuck behind the numpty did not get to work on time, used fuel sitting in the traffic jam waiting for the wankstain and generally lost money because of that fuckwit!  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2013, 05:05:07 PM
Don't sit on the fence Baldy
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2013, 05:49:31 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 17, 2013, 05:05:07 PM
Don't sit on the fence Baldy

You could trade in the owld Sierra for a white van.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 17, 2013, 06:55:03 PM
 eeek:

We literally are surrounded by idiots  noooo: (Including firemen that walk between the rocking van and the traffic management wagon instead of around the outside of the T/M wagon)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2013, 09:01:00 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 17, 2013, 06:55:03 PM
eeek:

We literally are surrounded by idiots  noooo: (Including firemen that walk between the rocking van and the traffic management wagon instead of around the outside of the T/M wagon)

That was Ginge trying to get on camera.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on December 18, 2013, 10:17:42 AM
Tourist walks off Australia pier while checking Facebook

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25426263 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25426263)

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2013, 10:18:20 AM
Pasties  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 18, 2013, 12:05:54 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 18, 2013, 10:17:42 AM
Tourist walks off Australia pier while checking Facebook

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25426263 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25426263)

 happy001 happy001 happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2013, 12:23:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2525428/School-children-evacuated-false-leg-sparks-paedophile-panic-leisure-centre.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2525428/School-children-evacuated-false-leg-sparks-paedophile-panic-leisure-centre.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2013, 05:32:52 PM
Not so much half animal as half wit  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2525695/Acrobat-breaks-neck-live-camera-trying-break-world-record-jumping-panes-glass-appeals-100-000-recovery-money.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2525695/Acrobat-breaks-neck-live-camera-trying-break-world-record-jumping-panes-glass-appeals-100-000-recovery-money.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2013, 05:38:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2013, 05:32:52 PM
Not so much half animal as half wit  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2525695/Acrobat-breaks-neck-live-camera-trying-break-world-record-jumping-panes-glass-appeals-100-000-recovery-money.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2525695/Acrobat-breaks-neck-live-camera-trying-break-world-record-jumping-panes-glass-appeals-100-000-recovery-money.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2013, 08:15:49 AM
Meet the Robot Telemarketer Who Denies She’s A Robot (http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/10/meet-the-robot-telemarketer-who-denies-shes-a-robot/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2013, 01:49:28 PM
Its not a new concept BM, dialler companies have been playing around with this for a few years now because of tightening regulation about agent scripting, especially within the financial sector. At a guess I'd say we have 2-3 years before we see it in widespread use.

When it does roll out though its a safe bet that companies with large call centres 150-1500 people will snap it up, as even if you only have 100 agents being paid say £11 per year not including commission you would pay off the cost of the dialler and chatbots in 6-8 months with the salary savings alone, plus the savings that would be made on floorspace as depending on the hardware you could potentially run what would have been a traditional 100 seat call centre from a room the size of the minema as long as they don't have any sort of 'idiot customer' provision where you can trick the system into putting you through to a human the way you can with IVR's.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 22, 2013, 11:26:57 AM
I am sorry if this is an AFFS but I am in a rush.......

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/20/nelson-mandela-tribute-poster-india-morgan-freeman-picture_n_4478702.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/20/nelson-mandela-tribute-poster-india-morgan-freeman-picture_n_4478702.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)


Snigger hee hee heee
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 11:29:23 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 22, 2013, 11:26:57 AM
I am sorry if this is an AFFS but I am in a rush.......

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/20/nelson-mandela-tribute-poster-india-morgan-freeman-picture_n_4478702.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/20/nelson-mandela-tribute-poster-india-morgan-freeman-picture_n_4478702.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)


Snigger hee hee heee


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2013, 11:30:37 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 11:29:23 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 22, 2013, 11:26:57 AM
I am sorry if this is an AFFS but I am in a rush.......

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/20/nelson-mandela-tribute-poster-india-morgan-freeman-picture_n_4478702.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/20/nelson-mandela-tribute-poster-india-morgan-freeman-picture_n_4478702.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)


Snigger hee hee heee


 ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 22, 2013, 12:49:59 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 22, 2013, 04:53:12 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 06:37:32 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/french-pub-fined-9000-after-customers-returned-empties-to-bar--because-its-undeclared-labour-9018432.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/french-pub-fined-9000-after-customers-returned-empties-to-bar--because-its-undeclared-labour-9018432.html)


 noooo:  not sure if this should be in the commons........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2013, 06:39:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 06:37:32 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/french-pub-fined-9000-after-customers-returned-empties-to-bar--because-its-undeclared-labour-9018432.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/french-pub-fined-9000-after-customers-returned-empties-to-bar--because-its-undeclared-labour-9018432.html)


 noooo:  not sure if this should be in the commons........ rubschin:

What. The. Fuck?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 22, 2013, 06:39:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 06:37:32 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/french-pub-fined-9000-after-customers-returned-empties-to-bar--because-its-undeclared-labour-9018432.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/french-pub-fined-9000-after-customers-returned-empties-to-bar--because-its-undeclared-labour-9018432.html)


 noooo:  not sure if this should be in the commons........ rubschin:

What. The. Fuck?  eeek:

It's another section about politics and serious stuff....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2013, 07:09:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 22, 2013, 06:39:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 06:37:32 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/french-pub-fined-9000-after-customers-returned-empties-to-bar--because-its-undeclared-labour-9018432.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/french-pub-fined-9000-after-customers-returned-empties-to-bar--because-its-undeclared-labour-9018432.html)


 noooo:  not sure if this should be in the commons........ rubschin:

What. The. Fuck?  eeek:

It's another section about politics and serious stuff....... rubschin:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 24, 2013, 05:32:56 PM
Looks like he cocked up his plan for early release  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2528863/Inmate-chops-penis-told-not-allowed-released.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2528863/Inmate-chops-penis-told-not-allowed-released.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 26, 2013, 05:53:49 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/10538356/Sixty-hurt-in-Argentina-piranha-attack.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/10538356/Sixty-hurt-in-Argentina-piranha-attack.html)

Betterer than Maggie sinking the Belgrano.  lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2013, 05:58:04 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 26, 2013, 05:53:49 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/10538356/Sixty-hurt-in-Argentina-piranha-attack.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/10538356/Sixty-hurt-in-Argentina-piranha-attack.html)

Betterer than Maggie sinking the Belgrano.  lol: lol:

You would think that the name "Parana River" would be some form of fvcking warning....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 26, 2013, 05:58:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 26, 2013, 05:58:04 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 26, 2013, 05:53:49 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/10538356/Sixty-hurt-in-Argentina-piranha-attack.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/10538356/Sixty-hurt-in-Argentina-piranha-attack.html)

Betterer than Maggie sinking the Belgrano.  lol: lol:

You would think that the name "Parana River" would be some form of fvcking warning....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2013, 11:24:53 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/26/trapped-in-antarctic-ice-scientists-use-unexpected-pause-for-extra-research (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/26/trapped-in-antarctic-ice-scientists-use-unexpected-pause-for-extra-research)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on December 26, 2013, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 26, 2013, 11:24:53 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/26/trapped-in-antarctic-ice-scientists-use-unexpected-pause-for-extra-research (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/26/trapped-in-antarctic-ice-scientists-use-unexpected-pause-for-extra-research)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

 eeek: Is it just me..  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 05:29:57 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 26, 2013, 11:24:53 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/26/trapped-in-antarctic-ice-scientists-use-unexpected-pause-for-extra-research (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/26/trapped-in-antarctic-ice-scientists-use-unexpected-pause-for-extra-research)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on December 27, 2013, 10:13:15 AM
Quote from: boogs on December 26, 2013, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 26, 2013, 11:24:53 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/26/trapped-in-antarctic-ice-scientists-use-unexpected-pause-for-extra-research (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/26/trapped-in-antarctic-ice-scientists-use-unexpected-pause-for-extra-research)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

 eeek: Is it just me..  ::)

Seems it is  redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2013, 02:21:59 PM
Quote from: boogs on December 27, 2013, 10:13:15 AM
Quote from: boogs on December 26, 2013, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 26, 2013, 11:24:53 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/26/trapped-in-antarctic-ice-scientists-use-unexpected-pause-for-extra-research (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/26/trapped-in-antarctic-ice-scientists-use-unexpected-pause-for-extra-research)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

 eeek: Is it just me..  ::)

Seems it is  redface: redface:
No I missed it, twas funnier (and penny finally dropped) when I read it elsewhere

If I have it right it's that they were there for research on global warming and ice and got stuck in unexpected ice

we don't have an emoticon for half a laugh
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 27, 2013, 04:11:50 PM
SALTS (Smiled A Little, Then Stopped)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on December 27, 2013, 11:51:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 27, 2013, 02:21:59 PM
Quote from: boogs on December 27, 2013, 10:13:15 AM
Quote from: boogs on December 26, 2013, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 26, 2013, 11:24:53 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/26/trapped-in-antarctic-ice-scientists-use-unexpected-pause-for-extra-research (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/26/trapped-in-antarctic-ice-scientists-use-unexpected-pause-for-extra-research)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

 eeek: Is it just me..  ::)

Seems it is  redface: redface:
No I missed it, twas funnier (and penny finally dropped) when I read it elsewhere

If I have it right it's that they were there for research on global warming and ice and got stuck in unexpected ice

we don't have an emoticon for half a laugh

Thanks Steve  redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2013, 10:31:34 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html)

Not for BM....... sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 10:35:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 29, 2013, 10:31:34 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html)

Not for BM....... sick2:

Watched it earlier....not the best.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on December 29, 2013, 11:12:19 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 10:35:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 29, 2013, 10:31:34 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html)

Not for BM....... sick2:

Watched it earlier....not the best.  noooo:

awesome  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 11:13:33 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on December 29, 2013, 11:12:19 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 10:35:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 29, 2013, 10:31:34 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html)

Not for BM....... sick2:

Watched it earlier....not the best.  noooo:

awesome  Thumbs:

Poor Apey.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on December 29, 2013, 11:15:12 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 11:13:33 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on December 29, 2013, 11:12:19 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 10:35:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 29, 2013, 10:31:34 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html)

Not for BM....... sick2:

Watched it earlier....not the best.  noooo:

awesome  Thumbs:

Poor Apey.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

did you watch the slow motion video? Now that is entertaining.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 11:17:04 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on December 29, 2013, 11:15:12 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 11:13:33 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on December 29, 2013, 11:12:19 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 10:35:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 29, 2013, 10:31:34 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html)

Not for BM....... sick2:

Watched it earlier....not the best.  noooo:

awesome  Thumbs:

Poor Apey.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

did you watch the slow motion video? Now that is entertaining.  Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on December 29, 2013, 11:20:29 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 11:17:04 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on December 29, 2013, 11:15:12 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 11:13:33 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on December 29, 2013, 11:12:19 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 10:35:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 29, 2013, 10:31:34 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html)

Not for BM....... sick2:

Watched it earlier....not the best.  noooo:

awesome  Thumbs:

Poor Apey.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

did you watch the slow motion video? Now that is entertaining.  Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

wuss
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 29, 2013, 11:35:24 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on December 29, 2013, 11:20:29 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 11:17:04 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on December 29, 2013, 11:15:12 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 11:13:33 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on December 29, 2013, 11:12:19 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 29, 2013, 10:35:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 29, 2013, 10:31:34 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530734/UFC-fighter-Anderson-Silvas-leg-snaps-title-bout-against-Chris-Weidman.html)

Not for BM....... sick2:

Watched it earlier....not the best.  noooo:

awesome  Thumbs:

Poor Apey.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

did you watch the slow motion video? Now that is entertaining.  Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

wuss
gorefester
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2013, 09:12:50 AM
I was forced to survive on bread and water in Russian prison because it didn't serve vegetarian alternative says freed British Greenpeace activist  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530646/I-forced-survive-bread-water-Russian-prison-didnt-serve-vegetarian-alternative-says-freed-British-Greenpeace-activist.html)

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001


*breathes*

happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2013, 09:14:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 31, 2013, 09:12:50 AM
I was forced to survive on bread and water in Russian prison because it didn't serve vegetarian alternative says freed British Greenpeace activist  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530646/I-forced-survive-bread-water-Russian-prison-didnt-serve-vegetarian-alternative-says-freed-British-Greenpeace-activist.html)

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001


*breathes*

happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 31, 2013, 09:19:38 AM
Poor dear  noooo:

I like his leather sofa
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 31, 2013, 09:35:41 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 31, 2013, 09:19:38 AM
Poor dear  noooo:

I like his leather sofa

 ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 31, 2013, 09:51:09 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 31, 2013, 09:35:41 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 31, 2013, 09:19:38 AM
Poor dear  noooo:

I like his leather sofa

 ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2013, 09:58:03 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 31, 2013, 09:51:09 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 31, 2013, 09:35:41 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 31, 2013, 09:19:38 AM
Poor dear  noooo:

I like his leather sofa

 ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 31, 2013, 03:36:59 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2013, 06:04:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531585/Drunk-man-jumped-20ft-canal-underwear-charity-seriously-hurt-missing-water-hitting-towpath.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531585/Drunk-man-jumped-20ft-canal-underwear-charity-seriously-hurt-missing-water-hitting-towpath.html)

Darwin.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 31, 2013, 06:12:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 31, 2013, 06:04:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531585/Drunk-man-jumped-20ft-canal-underwear-charity-seriously-hurt-missing-water-hitting-towpath.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531585/Drunk-man-jumped-20ft-canal-underwear-charity-seriously-hurt-missing-water-hitting-towpath.html)

Darwin.......... noooo:

Fifty quid for charity, thousands upon the NHS.

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2014, 02:34:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

excellent!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2014, 07:32:19 AM
How cool  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2532308/Is-coolest-ride-Pick-truck-carved-ice-taken-quick-spin-time-melt.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2532308/Is-coolest-ride-Pick-truck-carved-ice-taken-quick-spin-time-melt.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:36:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2014, 07:32:19 AM
How cool  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2532308/Is-coolest-ride-Pick-truck-carved-ice-taken-quick-spin-time-melt.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2532308/Is-coolest-ride-Pick-truck-carved-ice-taken-quick-spin-time-melt.html)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2014, 11:46:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:36:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2014, 07:32:19 AM
How cool  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2532308/Is-coolest-ride-Pick-truck-carved-ice-taken-quick-spin-time-melt.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2532308/Is-coolest-ride-Pick-truck-carved-ice-taken-quick-spin-time-melt.html)

 ;D
;D ;D

They should have driven it to rescue those global warmers stuck in ice
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2014, 03:11:36 PM
http://famagusta-gazette.com/christofias-gives-new-year-speech-after-cybc-blunder-p21904-69.htm (http://famagusta-gazette.com/christofias-gives-new-year-speech-after-cybc-blunder-p21904-69.htm)

Only in Cyprus........ ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 03:15:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 02, 2014, 03:11:36 PM
http://famagusta-gazette.com/christofias-gives-new-year-speech-after-cybc-blunder-p21904-69.htm (http://famagusta-gazette.com/christofias-gives-new-year-speech-after-cybc-blunder-p21904-69.htm)

Only in Cyprus........ ;D


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 02, 2014, 04:17:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 02, 2014, 03:11:36 PM
http://famagusta-gazette.com/christofias-gives-new-year-speech-after-cybc-blunder-p21904-69.htm (http://famagusta-gazette.com/christofias-gives-new-year-speech-after-cybc-blunder-p21904-69.htm)

Only in Cyprus........ ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
I see the global warmists have been rescued from the ice, but the ship will be there "for many more weeks"  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 06:32:53 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
I see the global warmists have been rescued from the ice, but the ship will be there "for many more weeks"  :thumbsup:


happy001

Oh I do hope it is crushed by the ice and sinks!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 06:44:32 PM
They will blame climate change  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2014, 06:44:32 PM
They will blame climate change  noooo:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

 happy002 happy002 brilliant.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

 happy002 happy002 brilliant.  Thumbs:

You must know how he feels - living with Apey like.... happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

 happy002 happy002 brilliant.  Thumbs:

You must know how he feels - living with Apey like.... happy100


 lol: lol: lol:

actually, right now living with Apey is like living with Steven Hawking, crippled genious. (can I say that?  redface:)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:18:48 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

 happy002 happy002 brilliant.  Thumbs:

You must know how he feels - living with Apey like.... happy100


 lol: lol: lol:

actually, right now living with Apey is like living with Steven Hawking, crippled genious. (can I say that?  redface:)

You said it.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 07:23:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:18:48 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

 happy002 happy002 brilliant.  Thumbs:

You must know how he feels - living with Apey like.... happy100


 lol: lol: lol:

actually, right now living with Apey is like living with Steven Hawking, crippled genious. (can I say that?  redface:)

You said it.... ::)

crap.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:26:17 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:23:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:18:48 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

 happy002 happy002 brilliant.  Thumbs:

You must know how he feels - living with Apey like.... happy100


 lol: lol: lol:

actually, right now living with Apey is like living with Steven Hawking, crippled genious. (can I say that?  redface:)

You said it.... ::)

crap.  redface:

For a small fee I could remove the posts....  eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 07:32:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:26:17 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:23:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:18:48 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

 happy002 happy002 brilliant.  Thumbs:

You must know how he feels - living with Apey like.... happy100


 lol: lol: lol:

actually, right now living with Apey is like living with Steven Hawking, crippled genious. (can I say that?  redface:)

You said it.... ::)

crap.  redface:

For a small fee I could remove the posts....  eyes:

I could cook for you again.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:34:31 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:32:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:26:17 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:23:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:18:48 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

 happy002 happy002 brilliant.  Thumbs:

You must know how he feels - living with Apey like.... happy100


 lol: lol: lol:

actually, right now living with Apey is like living with Steven Hawking, crippled genious. (can I say that?  redface:)

You said it.... ::)

crap.  redface:

For a small fee I could remove the posts....  eyes:

I could cook for you again.  Thumbs:

Not that small.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 07:40:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:34:31 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:32:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:26:17 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:23:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:18:48 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

 happy002 happy002 brilliant.  Thumbs:

You must know how he feels - living with Apey like.... happy100


 lol: lol: lol:

actually, right now living with Apey is like living with Steven Hawking, crippled genious. (can I say that?  redface:)

You said it.... ::)

crap.  redface:

For a small fee I could remove the posts....  eyes:

I could cook for you again.  Thumbs:

Not that small.... ::)

oh you really want trouble. I know where you live.  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:43:45 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:40:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:34:31 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:32:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:26:17 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:23:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:18:48 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

 happy002 happy002 brilliant.  Thumbs:

You must know how he feels - living with Apey like.... happy100


 lol: lol: lol:

actually, right now living with Apey is like living with Steven Hawking, crippled genious. (can I say that?  redface:)

You said it.... ::)

crap.  redface:

For a small fee I could remove the posts....  eyes:

I could cook for you again.  Thumbs:

Not that small.... ::)

oh you really want trouble. I know where you live.  evil:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love029.gif&hash=01b539a97fd7103a962e3d14005951fc51cd6db6) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

If only you could drive here without wrapping the car around something.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 07:46:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:43:45 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:40:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:34:31 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:32:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:26:17 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:23:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:18:48 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

 happy002 happy002 brilliant.  Thumbs:

You must know how he feels - living with Apey like.... happy100


 lol: lol: lol:

actually, right now living with Apey is like living with Steven Hawking, crippled genious. (can I say that?  redface:)

You said it.... ::)

crap.  redface:

For a small fee I could remove the posts....  eyes:

I could cook for you again.  Thumbs:

Not that small.... ::)

oh you really want trouble. I know where you live.  evil:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love029.gif&hash=01b539a97fd7103a962e3d14005951fc51cd6db6) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

If only you could drive here without wrapping the car around something.... ::)

Taxi!!! you better hide.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:49:09 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:46:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:43:45 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:40:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:34:31 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:32:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:26:17 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:23:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:18:48 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:17:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 02, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
Don't mince words, tell them how you really felt  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531797/Airline-passenger-complaint-having-sit-obese-man.html)

 happy002 happy002 brilliant.  Thumbs:

You must know how he feels - living with Apey like.... happy100


 lol: lol: lol:

actually, right now living with Apey is like living with Steven Hawking, crippled genious. (can I say that?  redface:)

You said it.... ::)

crap.  redface:

For a small fee I could remove the posts....  eyes:

I could cook for you again.  Thumbs:

Not that small.... ::)

oh you really want trouble. I know where you live.  evil:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love029.gif&hash=01b539a97fd7103a962e3d14005951fc51cd6db6) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

If only you could drive here without wrapping the car around something.... ::)

Taxi!!! you better hide.


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2014, 08:54:15 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
I see the global warmists have been rescued from the ice, but the ship will be there "for many more weeks"  :thumbsup:
How they going to explain the carbon from their folly, the multiple ice breaker failed rescues and then all those helicopter ferry trips?   An interview for Paxman beckons

All in all almost as bonkers as that berk canoeist a few years back that was going to paddle to the alleged molten North Pole in summer and had to give up only 1/10 of the way there as the sea was frozen. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 08:56:55 PM
I am sure George Monbiot will not disappoint us  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 09:15:45 PM
It gets betterer!!

http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-incidents/helicopter-rescue-delayed-as-second-ship-trapped-in-ice-20140102-306yj.html (http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-incidents/helicopter-rescue-delayed-as-second-ship-trapped-in-ice-20140102-306yj.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 09:18:34 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2014, 09:15:45 PM
It gets betterer!!

http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-incidents/helicopter-rescue-delayed-as-second-ship-trapped-in-ice-20140102-306yj.html (http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-incidents/helicopter-rescue-delayed-as-second-ship-trapped-in-ice-20140102-306yj.html)


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 03, 2014, 03:19:28 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2014, 09:15:45 PM
It gets betterer!!

http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-incidents/helicopter-rescue-delayed-as-second-ship-trapped-in-ice-20140102-306yj.html (http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-incidents/helicopter-rescue-delayed-as-second-ship-trapped-in-ice-20140102-306yj.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2014, 03:19:03 PM
Lousy weather and 20ft waves, I know dear lets take the kids for a walk along the seafront.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533198/Pictured-Terrifying-moment-young-family-ENGULFED-huge-wave-walk-Cornish-sea-front.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533198/Pictured-Terrifying-moment-young-family-ENGULFED-huge-wave-walk-Cornish-sea-front.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2014, 03:22:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2014, 03:19:03 PM
Lousy weather and 20ft waves, I know dear lets take the kids for a walk along the seafront.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533198/Pictured-Terrifying-moment-young-family-ENGULFED-huge-wave-walk-Cornish-sea-front.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533198/Pictured-Terrifying-moment-young-family-ENGULFED-huge-wave-walk-Cornish-sea-front.html)

I saw that....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2014, 03:24:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2014, 03:22:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2014, 03:19:03 PM
Lousy weather and 20ft waves, I know dear lets take the kids for a walk along the seafront.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533198/Pictured-Terrifying-moment-young-family-ENGULFED-huge-wave-walk-Cornish-sea-front.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533198/Pictured-Terrifying-moment-young-family-ENGULFED-huge-wave-walk-Cornish-sea-front.html)

I saw that....... noooo:

That's a good set of binoculars!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2014, 03:28:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 03, 2014, 03:24:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2014, 03:22:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2014, 03:19:03 PM
Lousy weather and 20ft waves, I know dear lets take the kids for a walk along the seafront.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533198/Pictured-Terrifying-moment-young-family-ENGULFED-huge-wave-walk-Cornish-sea-front.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533198/Pictured-Terrifying-moment-young-family-ENGULFED-huge-wave-walk-Cornish-sea-front.html)

I saw that....... noooo:

That's a good set of binoculars!  eeek:


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2014, 03:30:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2014, 03:28:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 03, 2014, 03:24:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2014, 03:22:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2014, 03:19:03 PM
Lousy weather and 20ft waves, I know dear lets take the kids for a walk along the seafront.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533198/Pictured-Terrifying-moment-young-family-ENGULFED-huge-wave-walk-Cornish-sea-front.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533198/Pictured-Terrifying-moment-young-family-ENGULFED-huge-wave-walk-Cornish-sea-front.html)

I saw that....... noooo:

That's a good set of binoculars!  eeek:


 noooo:

Telescope?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2014, 03:45:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2014, 03:22:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2014, 03:19:03 PM
Lousy weather and 20ft waves, I know dear lets take the kids for a walk along the seafront.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533198/Pictured-Terrifying-moment-young-family-ENGULFED-huge-wave-walk-Cornish-sea-front.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533198/Pictured-Terrifying-moment-young-family-ENGULFED-huge-wave-walk-Cornish-sea-front.html)

I saw that....... noooo:

I did notice that there wasn't any coverage of the potential Darwin candidates that are down here surfing at the moment.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 04, 2014, 07:21:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 06:32:53 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
I see the global warmists have been rescued from the ice, but the ship will be there "for many more weeks"  :thumbsup:


happy001

Oh I do hope it is crushed by the ice and sinks!  eveilgrin:

I see that the Chinese ship "Snow Dragon" that went to rescue them has now been trapped too
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2014, 07:36:09 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 04, 2014, 07:21:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 06:32:53 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
I see the global warmists have been rescued from the ice, but the ship will be there "for many more weeks"  :thumbsup:


happy001

Oh I do hope it is crushed by the ice and sinks!  eveilgrin:

I see that the Chinese ship "Snow Dragon" that went to rescue them has now been trapped too

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 04, 2014, 02:22:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2014, 09:18:34 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2014, 09:15:45 PM
It gets betterer!!

http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-incidents/helicopter-rescue-delayed-as-second-ship-trapped-in-ice-20140102-306yj.html (http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-incidents/helicopter-rescue-delayed-as-second-ship-trapped-in-ice-20140102-306yj.html)


happy001
lol: lol: lol:

I read elsewhere that the Global Warmalists have explained this fiasco as being due to the wind FFS  ::) ::) ::) like they didn't know there was wind in the Antarctic in summer, like they'd have declared the wind as a factor had it been what they needed for what they hoped they'd find.

In other news even the BBC has admitted  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/features/25590136)that our current shit weather is due to the extreme cold weather in Canada, that'd be the cold weather despite all that warming then.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2014, 06:52:12 PM
So you are saying that there is no difference in your mind between enjoying a steak and sexually abusing a child you stupid fucking egotistical cockwomble  Angry9:

Quote
'I see no difference between eating animals and paedophilia.
'They are both rape, violence, murder. If I'm introduced to anyone who eats beings, I walk away.

Well lets deal with this in order shall we. Granted if you close one eye then legally the definition of violence could apply to the meat industry but if that were so then why haven't there been any prosecutions. The definition of rape is clear and obviously has no relation at all with the industry.  And finally the legal definition of murder is The unlawful killing of another human being without justification or excuse so unless you are eating long pig then you argument is deranged nonsensical bollocks.

Quote
'Imagine, for example, if you were in a nightclub and someone said to you "Hello, I enjoy bloodshed, throat-slitting and the destruction of life," well, I doubt if you'd want to exchange phone numbers.'

I don't know what kind of nightclubs you frequent but for the rest of us the odds of us having someone try that as a chatup line are pretty much nonexistant.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533760/Eating-meat-bad-paedophilia-Morrissey-launches-incredible-rant-says-no-difference-abattoir-supporting-Auschwitz.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533760/Eating-meat-bad-paedophilia-Morrissey-launches-incredible-rant-says-no-difference-abattoir-supporting-Auschwitz.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2014, 06:55:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2014, 06:52:12 PM
So you are saying that there is no difference in your mind between enjoying a steak and sexually abusing a child you stupid fucking egotistical cockwomble  Angry9:

Quote
'I see no difference between eating animals and paedophilia.
'They are both rape, violence, murder. If I'm introduced to anyone who eats beings, I walk away.

Well lets deal with this in order shall we. Granted if you close one eye then legally the definition of violence could apply to the meat industry but if that were so then why haven't there been any prosecutions. The definition of rape is clear and obviously has no relation at all with the industry.  And finally the legal definition of murder is The unlawful killing of another human being without justification or excuse so unless you are eating long pig then you argument is deranged nonsensical bollocks.

Quote
'Imagine, for example, if you were in a nightclub and someone said to you "Hello, I enjoy bloodshed, throat-slitting and the destruction of life," well, I doubt if you'd want to exchange phone numbers.'

I don't know what kind of nightclubs you frequent but for the rest of us the odds of us having someone try that as a chatup line are pretty much nonexistant.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533760/Eating-meat-bad-paedophilia-Morrissey-launches-incredible-rant-says-no-difference-abattoir-supporting-Auschwitz.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533760/Eating-meat-bad-paedophilia-Morrissey-launches-incredible-rant-says-no-difference-abattoir-supporting-Auschwitz.html)

Morrissey - I didn't need to read further.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 04, 2014, 07:03:34 PM
It would have helped if he'd said Morrissey in the first sentence though
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2014, 07:04:01 PM
Usually I can just ignore him but I worked with abused kids when I went to Romania and I had a friend a while back who was raped so to hear that vacuous fucktard making light of the ordeals that victims of these crimes have gone through sent my piss boiling to volcanic levels. You don't like eating meat? Fine, it's a free world and you are welcome to your opinion but that doesn't give you the right to trivialise events that can destroy someone's life.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 04, 2014, 08:05:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2014, 06:52:12 PM
So you are saying that there is no difference in your mind between enjoying a steak and sexually abusing a child you stupid fucking egotistical cockwomble  Angry9:

Quote
'I see no difference between eating animals and paedophilia.
'They are both rape, violence, murder. If I'm introduced to anyone who eats beings, I walk away.

Well lets deal with this in order shall we. Granted if you close one eye then legally the definition of violence could apply to the meat industry but if that were so then why haven't there been any prosecutions. The definition of rape is clear and obviously has no relation at all with the industry.  And finally the legal definition of murder is The unlawful killing of another human being without justification or excuse so unless you are eating long pig then you argument is deranged nonsensical bollocks.

Quote
'Imagine, for example, if you were in a nightclub and someone said to you "Hello, I enjoy bloodshed, throat-slitting and the destruction of life," well, I doubt if you'd want to exchange phone numbers.'

I don't know what kind of nightclubs you frequent but for the rest of us the odds of us having someone try that as a chatup line are pretty much nonexistant.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533760/Eating-meat-bad-paedophilia-Morrissey-launches-incredible-rant-says-no-difference-abattoir-supporting-Auschwitz.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533760/Eating-meat-bad-paedophilia-Morrissey-launches-incredible-rant-says-no-difference-abattoir-supporting-Auschwitz.html)

A cockwomble of the highest order. I have just read the article.  I am pretty sure that he has committed an offence just not sure what at the moment.  What an arsewipe pathetic excuse for a man. cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2014, 08:14:58 PM
Possession of an offensive mouth?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 04, 2014, 08:22:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2014, 08:14:58 PM
Possession of an offensive mouth?  rubschin:

I was thinking more along the lines of being alive.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2014, 10:14:58 PM
http://coredjradio.ning.com/m/blogpost?id=2501448%3ABlogPost%3A970618 (http://coredjradio.ning.com/m/blogpost?id=2501448%3ABlogPost%3A970618)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2014, 10:20:37 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 04, 2014, 10:14:58 PM
http://coredjradio.ning.com/m/blogpost?id=2501448%3ABlogPost%3A970618 (http://coredjradio.ning.com/m/blogpost?id=2501448%3ABlogPost%3A970618)  :thumbsup:

 ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 04, 2014, 11:17:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 02, 2014, 08:54:15 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
I see the global warmists have been rescued from the ice, but the ship will be there "for many more weeks"  :thumbsup:
How they going to explain the carbon from their folly, the multiple ice breaker failed rescues and then all those helicopter ferry trips?   An interview for Paxman beckons

All in all almost as bonkers as that berk canoeist a few years back that was going to paddle to the alleged molten North Pole in summer and had to give up only 1/10 of the way there as the sea was frozen.

Christ on a fecking bike....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/9684775/The-BBCs-dirty-little-secret-lands-it-in-a-new-scandal.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/9684775/The-BBCs-dirty-little-secret-lands-it-in-a-new-scandal.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 04, 2014, 11:41:54 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 04, 2014, 11:17:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 02, 2014, 08:54:15 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
I see the global warmists have been rescued from the ice, but the ship will be there "for many more weeks"  :thumbsup:
How they going to explain the carbon from their folly, the multiple ice breaker failed rescues and then all those helicopter ferry trips?   An interview for Paxman beckons

All in all almost as bonkers as that berk canoeist a few years back that was going to paddle to the alleged molten North Pole in summer and had to give up only 1/10 of the way there as the sea was frozen.

Christ on a fecking bike....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/9684775/The-BBCs-dirty-little-secret-lands-it-in-a-new-scandal.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/9684775/The-BBCs-dirty-little-secret-lands-it-in-a-new-scandal.html)

Hadn't seen that before - ta

Certainly fits their idiot reporting on the topic.   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2014, 12:21:45 AM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/03/antarctic_ice_shelf_melt_lowest_ever_recorded_just_not_much_affected_by_global_warming/?google_editors_picks=true (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/03/antarctic_ice_shelf_melt_lowest_ever_recorded_just_not_much_affected_by_global_warming/?google_editors_picks=true)

Antarctic ice shelf melt 'lowest EVER recorded

And the BBC report of this is unsurprisingly

Quote




Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 05, 2014, 02:56:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2014, 12:21:45 AM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/03/antarctic_ice_shelf_melt_lowest_ever_recorded_just_not_much_affected_by_global_warming/?google_editors_picks=true (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/03/antarctic_ice_shelf_melt_lowest_ever_recorded_just_not_much_affected_by_global_warming/?google_editors_picks=true)

Antarctic ice shelf melt 'lowest EVER recorded

And the BBC report of this is unsurprisingly

Quote





 ;D  Of course.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2014, 05:36:01 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 04, 2014, 10:14:58 PM
http://coredjradio.ning.com/m/blogpost?id=2501448%3ABlogPost%3A970618 (http://coredjradio.ning.com/m/blogpost?id=2501448%3ABlogPost%3A970618)  :thumbsup:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2014, 06:00:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2014, 05:36:01 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 04, 2014, 10:14:58 PM
http://coredjradio.ning.com/m/blogpost?id=2501448%3ABlogPost%3A970618 (http://coredjradio.ning.com/m/blogpost?id=2501448%3ABlogPost%3A970618)  :thumbsup:

happy001

Just when I thought Darwin was loosing his touch  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2014, 07:49:48 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 04, 2014, 11:17:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 02, 2014, 08:54:15 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 02, 2014, 06:26:21 PM
I see the global warmists have been rescued from the ice, but the ship will be there "for many more weeks"  :thumbsup:
How they going to explain the carbon from their folly, the multiple ice breaker failed rescues and then all those helicopter ferry trips?   An interview for Paxman beckons

All in all almost as bonkers as that berk canoeist a few years back that was going to paddle to the alleged molten North Pole in summer and had to give up only 1/10 of the way there as the sea was frozen.

Christ on a fecking bike....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/9684775/The-BBCs-dirty-little-secret-lands-it-in-a-new-scandal.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/9684775/The-BBCs-dirty-little-secret-lands-it-in-a-new-scandal.html)

Indeed...

Worse still, the BBC's pension fund is invested heavily in 'Green' companies - the success of which they can directly influence with their biased reporting...

Outrageous!  Angry9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 05, 2014, 08:33:25 AM
I do believe that we may be due a licence fee refund.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2014, 01:03:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2014, 07:49:48 AM
. . .
Indeed...

Worse still, the BBC's pension fund is invested heavily in 'Green' companies - the success of which they can directly influence with their biased reporting...

Outrageous!  Angry9:
Unlikely imho as no UK newspaper has published that story. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2014, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2014, 01:03:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2014, 07:49:48 AM
. . .
Indeed...

Worse still, the BBC's pension fund is invested heavily in 'Green' companies - the success of which they can directly influence with their biased reporting...

Outrageous!  Angry9:
Unlikely imho as no UK newspaper has published that story.

I must be completely wrong then if you say so....  Thumbs:

Oh, wait!

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/156703/8bn-BBC-eco-bias (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/156703/8bn-BBC-eco-bias)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2014, 03:15:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2014, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2014, 01:03:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2014, 07:49:48 AM
. . .
Indeed...

Worse still, the BBC's pension fund is invested heavily in 'Green' companies - the success of which they can directly influence with their biased reporting...

Outrageous!  Angry9:
Unlikely imho as no UK newspaper has published that story.

I must be completely wrong then if you say so....  Thumbs:

Oh, wait!

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/156703/8bn-BBC-eco-bias (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/156703/8bn-BBC-eco-bias)
The Express?  I said a newspaper not the UK's leading pornographer's favourite chip wrapping.  Surprising there wasn't a "Lady Di killed to prevent exposing pension fund " headline such is that rag's history.  It's always a clue when no other UK paper repeats an Express story.

But as you insisted it was true I have now spent less than a minute googling and here are the facts of the top investments of the BBC pension fund (http://www.bbc.co.uk/mypension/aboutthescheme/topinvestments.html)

Quote
Top equity Investments at 31 March 2013
Investment Holding £m

GlaxoSmithKline - 50.7
Rolls Royce -  48.2
BP  - 46.7
Amazon.Com - 46.4
AstraZeneca - 46.3
Royal Dutch Shell - 43.0
British American Tobacco - 37.8
Roche Holding - 36.3
Rio Tinto - 34.2
BT Group - 34.1
 . . .
Rolls Royce, BP, Shell, Rio Tinto, BAT.  Not very green imho

If you dig a bit deeper on that BBC site you will find that all they ever committed to do was "take account of climate change in their investment activities" and it turns out all that means is they will ask the companies they invest in to think about climate change. 




Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2014, 03:30:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2014, 03:15:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2014, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2014, 01:03:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2014, 07:49:48 AM
. . .
Indeed...

Worse still, the BBC's pension fund is invested heavily in 'Green' companies - the success of which they can directly influence with their biased reporting...

Outrageous!  Angry9:
Unlikely imho as no UK newspaper has published that story.

I must be completely wrong then if you say so....  Thumbs:

Oh, wait!

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/156703/8bn-BBC-eco-bias (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/156703/8bn-BBC-eco-bias)
The Express?  I said a newspaper not the UK's leading pornographer's favourite chip wrapping.  Surprising there wasn't a "Lady Di killed to prevent exposing pension fund " headline such is that rag's history.  It's always a clue when no other UK paper repeats an Express story.

But as you insisted it was true I have now spent less than a minute googling and here are the facts of the top investments of the BBC pension fund (http://www.bbc.co.uk/mypension/aboutthescheme/topinvestments.html)

Quote
Top equity Investments at 31 March 2013
Investment Holding £m

GlaxoSmithKline - 50.7
Rolls Royce -  48.2
BP  - 46.7
Amazon.Com - 46.4
AstraZeneca - 46.3
Royal Dutch Shell - 43.0
British American Tobacco - 37.8
Roche Holding - 36.3
Rio Tinto - 34.2
BT Group - 34.1
 . . .
Rolls Royce, BP, Shell, Rio Tinto, BAT.  Not very green imho

If you dig a bit deeper on that BBC site you will find that all they ever committed to do was "take account of climate change in their investment activities" and it turns out all that means is they will ask the companies they invest in to think about climate change.

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

You do make I larf Steve!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 10:33:39 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25548060 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25548060)

So, Nigeria is predicted to become a world-leading economy now.

These phishing scams must really pay off after all.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2014, 11:55:35 AM
Australia police free naked man stuck in washing machine (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2014, 12:07:23 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2014, 11:55:35 AM
Australia police free naked man stuck in washing machine (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683)

 eeek:
lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 12:42:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 06, 2014, 12:07:23 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2014, 11:55:35 AM
Australia police free naked man stuck in washing machine (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683)

 eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
"The man reportedly hid inside the top-loading machine so he could surprise his partner."

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 06, 2014, 06:10:51 PM
Coming ready or not Daz!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2014, 06:15:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 12:42:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 06, 2014, 12:07:23 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2014, 11:55:35 AM
Australia police free naked man stuck in washing machine (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683)

 eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
"The man reportedly hid inside the top-loading machine so he could surprise his partner."

 noooo:

Somehow I figured they had the first rear-loading washing machine.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2014, 06:16:46 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2014, 06:15:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 12:42:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 06, 2014, 12:07:23 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2014, 11:55:35 AM
Australia police free naked man stuck in washing machine (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683)

 eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
"The man reportedly hid inside the top-loading machine so he could surprise his partner."

 noooo:

Somehow I figured they had the first rear-loading washing machine.  rubschin:

 drumroll: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 06, 2014, 06:34:36 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 06, 2014, 06:10:51 PM
Coming ready or not Daz!

 Thumbs:  It was not wasted here old chap.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 09:51:59 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 06, 2014, 06:34:36 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 06, 2014, 06:10:51 PM
Coming ready or not Daz!

 Thumbs:  It was not wasted here old chap.  Thumbs:
Or here.  :thumbsup:

I was expecting an OMO as well. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 06, 2014, 10:15:48 PM
With thanks to Miss C for posting elsewhere  lol:   sick2:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 10:23:16 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 06, 2014, 10:15:48 PM
With thanks to Miss C for posting elsewhere  lol:   sick2:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2014, 10:29:42 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 10:23:16 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 06, 2014, 10:15:48 PM
With thanks to Miss C for posting elsewhere  lol:   sick2:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2014, 09:23:14 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 06, 2014, 10:29:42 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2014, 10:23:16 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 06, 2014, 10:15:48 PM
With thanks to Miss C for posting elsewhere  lol:   sick2:

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In a Temperance Hall  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2014, 11:53:46 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999)  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 07, 2014, 11:53:46 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999)  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2014, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 07, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 07, 2014, 11:53:46 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999)  noooo:

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2014, 03:06:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2014, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 07, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 07, 2014, 11:53:46 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999)  noooo:

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

 noooo: Gross over-reaction.

Youth clubs have always been a source of inspiration for the young.

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2014, 03:37:43 PM
Happy days  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2014, 03:50:33 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2014, 03:06:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2014, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 07, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 07, 2014, 11:53:46 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999)  noooo:

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

 noooo: Gross over-reaction.

Youth clubs have always been a source of inspiration for the young.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F8%2F81%2FHitler-Jugend_%281933%29.jpg&hash=61daeb90713f4e1d09c75b165a0f6a27167efc10)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2014, 05:49:06 PM
This sounds like the sort of thing Padlock Pockets would do instead of forking out for a hammer..  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535122/Youve-hit-nail-head-hammerhead-uses-skull-push-nine-inch-nails-sheet-metal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535122/Youve-hit-nail-head-hammerhead-uses-skull-push-nine-inch-nails-sheet-metal.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2014, 05:51:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2014, 05:49:06 PM
This sounds like the sort of thing Padlock Pockets would do instead of forking out for a hammer..  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535122/Youve-hit-nail-head-hammerhead-uses-skull-push-nine-inch-nails-sheet-metal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535122/Youve-hit-nail-head-hammerhead-uses-skull-push-nine-inch-nails-sheet-metal.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 07, 2014, 06:06:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2014, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 07, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 07, 2014, 11:53:46 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999)  noooo:

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 07, 2014, 06:08:37 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 07, 2014, 06:06:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2014, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 07, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 07, 2014, 11:53:46 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999)  noooo:

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 07, 2014, 11:50:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2014, 03:06:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2014, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 07, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 07, 2014, 11:53:46 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-of-12-hauled-out-of-class-268999)  noooo:

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

 noooo: Gross over-reaction.

Youth clubs have always been a source of inspiration for the young.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F8%2F81%2FHitler-Jugend_%281933%29.jpg&hash=61daeb90713f4e1d09c75b165a0f6a27167efc10)

 lol: lol: lol:

That one could be a caption compo

Boy on right:  "be careful skiing Angela".   "Yes Michael"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2014, 10:35:04 AM
Quote
Ex-wife of The Road writer Cormac McCarthy pulled silver handgun from her genitals during argument with boyfriend over space aliens
   eeek: eeek: eeek:
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535838/Woman-pulled-silver-handgun-genitals-row-boyfriend-space-aliens.html#ixzz2ptd3XSIy (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535838/Woman-pulled-silver-handgun-genitals-row-boyfriend-space-aliens.html#ixzz2ptd3XSIy)
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2014, 11:01:15 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 09, 2014, 10:35:04 AM
Quote
Ex-wife of The Road writer Cormac McCarthy pulled silver handgun from her genitals during argument with boyfriend over space aliens
   eeek: eeek: eeek:
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535838/Woman-pulled-silver-handgun-genitals-row-boyfriend-space-aliens.html#ixzz2ptd3XSIy (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535838/Woman-pulled-silver-handgun-genitals-row-boyfriend-space-aliens.html#ixzz2ptd3XSIy)
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 eeek: eeek: eeek:


Silly woman, you're supposed to keep a gun in a secure box
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2014, 01:00:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 09, 2014, 10:35:04 AM
Quote
Ex-wife of The Road writer Cormac McCarthy pulled silver handgun from her genitals during argument with boyfriend over space aliens
   eeek: eeek: eeek:
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535838/Woman-pulled-silver-handgun-genitals-row-boyfriend-space-aliens.html#ixzz2ptd3XSIy (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535838/Woman-pulled-silver-handgun-genitals-row-boyfriend-space-aliens.html#ixzz2ptd3XSIy)
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noooo:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2014, 02:04:15 PM
Somehow I don't think thats what the doc had in mind when he suggested iron supplements love  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536473/Drunk-woman-BIT-roof-Fiat-500-hard-crunching-sound-left-teethmarks-paintwork.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536473/Drunk-woman-BIT-roof-Fiat-500-hard-crunching-sound-left-teethmarks-paintwork.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2014, 02:17:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2014, 02:04:15 PM
Somehow I don't think thats what the doc had in mind when he suggested iron supplements love  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536473/Drunk-woman-BIT-roof-Fiat-500-hard-crunching-sound-left-teethmarks-paintwork.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536473/Drunk-woman-BIT-roof-Fiat-500-hard-crunching-sound-left-teethmarks-paintwork.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 09, 2014, 06:22:55 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2014, 02:17:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2014, 02:04:15 PM
Somehow I don't think thats what the doc had in mind when he suggested iron supplements love  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536473/Drunk-woman-BIT-roof-Fiat-500-hard-crunching-sound-left-teethmarks-paintwork.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536473/Drunk-woman-BIT-roof-Fiat-500-hard-crunching-sound-left-teethmarks-paintwork.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Lip Licking Chicken?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2014, 11:09:12 PM
Only Boris could come up with this description of Clegg - "David Cameron's lapdog-cum-prophylactic protection device". And the best part is that he made the comment...




.....on Clegg's birthday.  worthy:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535556/Has-Johnson-gone-far-condom-jibe-Clegg-Boris-makes-crude-joke-Deputy-PMs-expense.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535556/Has-Johnson-gone-far-condom-jibe-Clegg-Boris-makes-crude-joke-Deputy-PMs-expense.html)

happy002 happy001 happy002 happy001 happy002 happy001 happy002 happy001 happy002 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2014, 11:39:02 PM
All I can say to this is what... the... fuck???   whacky115

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536488/Faking-World-Air-SEX-championships-contestants-simulate-sex-live-audience-heads-Britain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536488/Faking-World-Air-SEX-championships-contestants-simulate-sex-live-audience-heads-Britain.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2014, 11:48:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2014, 11:39:02 PM
All I can say to this is what... the... fuck???   whacky115

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536488/Faking-World-Air-SEX-championships-contestants-simulate-sex-live-audience-heads-Britain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536488/Faking-World-Air-SEX-championships-contestants-simulate-sex-live-audience-heads-Britain.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:   lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2014, 12:03:21 AM
Curiosity got the better of me and I had a look at the event website  eeek:

http://www.airsexworld.com (http://www.airsexworld.com)

I should have known Baldy would be a contestant  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm6.staticflickr.com%2F5097%2F5492487082_ed07c61526_z.jpg&hash=493768c1d4910c379df8011f9e57b05c6b978678)

Their season 5 winner's name seems a good description of our government as well  lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2014, 12:36:39 AM
How the hell can she demolish a 72oz steak in 3 minutes!!  shocked003

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2536610/Slim-mother-four-devours-72oz-steak-3-MINUTES-smash-world-record-room-fries-Slim-mother-four-smashes-world-record-eating-72oz-steak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2536610/Slim-mother-four-devours-72oz-steak-3-MINUTES-smash-world-record-room-fries-Slim-mother-four-smashes-world-record-eating-72oz-steak.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on January 10, 2014, 01:03:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2014, 12:36:39 AM
How the hell can she demolish a 72oz steak in 3 minutes!!  shocked003

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2536610/Slim-mother-four-devours-72oz-steak-3-MINUTES-smash-world-record-room-fries-Slim-mother-four-smashes-world-record-eating-72oz-steak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2536610/Slim-mother-four-devours-72oz-steak-3-MINUTES-smash-world-record-room-fries-Slim-mother-four-smashes-world-record-eating-72oz-steak.html)

How the hell can she demolish that lot at all  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2014, 08:45:15 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536488/Faking-World-Air-SEX-championships-contestants-simulate-sex-live-audience-heads-Britain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536488/Faking-World-Air-SEX-championships-contestants-simulate-sex-live-audience-heads-Britain.html)  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2014, 09:34:57 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 10, 2014, 08:45:15 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536488/Faking-World-Air-SEX-championships-contestants-simulate-sex-live-audience-heads-Britain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536488/Faking-World-Air-SEX-championships-contestants-simulate-sex-live-audience-heads-Britain.html)  rubschin:
Affs

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2014, 06:02:34 PM
French President shags mistress shock  ::)

Those Frogs just can't help themselves, can they?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 08:59:44 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537383/Woman-charged-keeping-four-men-slaves-lean-squalid-conditions.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537383/Woman-charged-keeping-four-men-slaves-lean-squalid-conditions.html)

Boogs.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2014, 10:09:48 PM
I love the fact that there are people who tried this who are saying it should be honoured  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537306/Online-rush-M-S-armchairs-worth-700-advertised-just-50p-shop-cancels-orders-realise-mistake.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537306/Online-rush-M-S-armchairs-worth-700-advertised-just-50p-shop-cancels-orders-realise-mistake.html)

I admit I tried something similar on the Dell website a few years back just for the hell of it. If you ordered one of their laptops each upgrade you added reduced the price, by the time I'd added all the upgrades the bill was -£800. Knew it wouldn't work but it appealed to my sense of humour so couldn't resist.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2014, 09:04:17 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537566/Woman-sues-solicitors-did-not-explain-finalising-divorce-terminate-marriage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537566/Woman-sues-solicitors-did-not-explain-finalising-divorce-terminate-marriage.html)  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2014, 11:11:11 AM
Maybe I'm wrong but the being massaged by a barber who suddenly sounds like a deranged asthmatic doesn't sound all that relaxing to me  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/good-to-share/10559760/Just-watching-this-barber-at-work-will-leave-you-more-relaxed.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/good-to-share/10559760/Just-watching-this-barber-at-work-will-leave-you-more-relaxed.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2014, 02:10:19 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 11, 2014, 09:04:17 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537566/Woman-sues-solicitors-did-not-explain-finalising-divorce-terminate-marriage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537566/Woman-sues-solicitors-did-not-explain-finalising-divorce-terminate-marriage.html)  Shocked:
eeek:

How amazingly stupid on so many levels
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2014, 02:11:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2014, 10:09:48 PM
I love the fact that there are people who tried this who are saying it should be honoured  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537306/Online-rush-M-S-armchairs-worth-700-advertised-just-50p-shop-cancels-orders-realise-mistake.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537306/Online-rush-M-S-armchairs-worth-700-advertised-just-50p-shop-cancels-orders-realise-mistake.html)

I admit I tried something similar on the Dell website a few years back just for the hell of it. If you ordered one of their laptops each upgrade you added reduced the price, by the time I'd added all the upgrades the bill was -£800. Knew it wouldn't work but it appealed to my sense of humour so couldn't resist.  redface:

Yeah but it wouldn't have connected to your WiFi
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2014, 10:13:53 PM
Don't try this at home BM, you'll only end up making a mess  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537593/Now-thats-drink-The-secret-opening-bottle-wine-without-corkscrew.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537593/Now-thats-drink-The-secret-opening-bottle-wine-without-corkscrew.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 02:25:37 AM
Heard about this on Mark Steel earlier and my initial thought was 'fook me! Nick's mind has escaped and taken over a town in Somerset'  lol:

http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Woman-dressed-vagina-stops-street-fight-penis-man/story-19328715-detail/story.html (http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Woman-dressed-vagina-stops-street-fight-penis-man/story-19328715-detail/story.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2014, 12:15:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2014, 10:13:53 PM
Don't try this at home BM, you'll only end up making a mess  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537593/Now-thats-drink-The-secret-opening-bottle-wine-without-corkscrew.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537593/Now-thats-drink-The-secret-opening-bottle-wine-without-corkscrew.html)

Especially when it's got a screwtop...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 02:41:56 PM
I'm lost for words...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537889/Pimp-sues-Nike-100m-not-warning-sneakers-weapon-used-Air-Jordans-stomp-mans-face-refusing-pay-prostitute.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537889/Pimp-sues-Nike-100m-not-warning-sneakers-weapon-used-Air-Jordans-stomp-mans-face-refusing-pay-prostitute.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2014, 02:49:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 02:41:56 PM
I'm lost for words...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537889/Pimp-sues-Nike-100m-not-warning-sneakers-weapon-used-Air-Jordans-stomp-mans-face-refusing-pay-prostitute.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537889/Pimp-sues-Nike-100m-not-warning-sneakers-weapon-used-Air-Jordans-stomp-mans-face-refusing-pay-prostitute.html)

"                                                             "
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 12, 2014, 03:46:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 12, 2014, 02:49:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 02:41:56 PM
I'm lost for words...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537889/Pimp-sues-Nike-100m-not-warning-sneakers-weapon-used-Air-Jordans-stomp-mans-face-refusing-pay-prostitute.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537889/Pimp-sues-Nike-100m-not-warning-sneakers-weapon-used-Air-Jordans-stomp-mans-face-refusing-pay-prostitute.html)

"                                                             "


Speak up man we can't hear you.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2014, 03:48:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 12, 2014, 03:46:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 12, 2014, 02:49:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 02:41:56 PM
I'm lost for words...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537889/Pimp-sues-Nike-100m-not-warning-sneakers-weapon-used-Air-Jordans-stomp-mans-face-refusing-pay-prostitute.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537889/Pimp-sues-Nike-100m-not-warning-sneakers-weapon-used-Air-Jordans-stomp-mans-face-refusing-pay-prostitute.html)

"                                                             "


Speak up man we can't hear you.

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on January 12, 2014, 06:08:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 02:41:56 PM
I'm lost for words...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537889/Pimp-sues-Nike-100m-not-warning-sneakers-weapon-used-Air-Jordans-stomp-mans-face-refusing-pay-prostitute.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537889/Pimp-sues-Nike-100m-not-warning-sneakers-weapon-used-Air-Jordans-stomp-mans-face-refusing-pay-prostitute.html)

I'm not but I better not use them  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2014, 07:35:51 PM
Quote from: boogs on January 12, 2014, 06:08:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 02:41:56 PM
I'm lost for words...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537889/Pimp-sues-Nike-100m-not-warning-sneakers-weapon-used-Air-Jordans-stomp-mans-face-refusing-pay-prostitute.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537889/Pimp-sues-Nike-100m-not-warning-sneakers-weapon-used-Air-Jordans-stomp-mans-face-refusing-pay-prostitute.html)

I'm not but I better not use them  noooo:
Looks like a typical DM headline that doesn't really have support from the facts if you read on

Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 02:25:37 AM
Heard about this on Mark Steel earlier and my initial thought was 'fook me! Nick's mind has escaped and taken over a town in Somerset'  lol:

http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Woman-dressed-vagina-stops-street-fight-penis-man/story-19328715-detail/story.html (http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Woman-dressed-vagina-stops-street-fight-penis-man/story-19328715-detail/story.html)

 eeek:  :thumbsup:   lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 08:38:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 12, 2014, 07:35:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 02:25:37 AM
Heard about this on Mark Steel earlier and my initial thought was 'fook me! Nick's mind has escaped and taken over a town in Somerset'  lol:

http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Woman-dressed-vagina-stops-street-fight-penis-man/story-19328715-detail/story.html (http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Woman-dressed-vagina-stops-street-fight-penis-man/story-19328715-detail/story.html)

 eeek:  :thumbsup:   lol: lol: lol:

In all honesty I suspect that Nick would feel quite at home in Glastonbury...  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03nt9w6/Mark_Steels_in_Town_Series_5_Glastonbury/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03nt9w6/Mark_Steels_in_Town_Series_5_Glastonbury/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 08:50:15 PM
This gives me a cunning plan... How about Clegg and Balls beating the shite out of each other in a cage match?  Given how many people would love to see them beaten senseless if you make it a pay per view you could take off a healthy chunk of the deficit... rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nick-clegg/10566629/Nick-Clegg-I-could-beat-Ed-Balls-in-a-fight-because-I-kickbox.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nick-clegg/10566629/Nick-Clegg-I-could-beat-Ed-Balls-in-a-fight-because-I-kickbox.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2014, 09:06:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2014, 08:50:15 PM
This gives me a cunning plan... How about Clegg and Balls beating the shite out of each other in a cage match?  Given how many people would love to see them beaten senseless if you make it a pay per view you could take off a healthy chunk of the deficit... rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nick-clegg/10566629/Nick-Clegg-I-could-beat-Ed-Balls-in-a-fight-because-I-kickbox.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nick-clegg/10566629/Nick-Clegg-I-could-beat-Ed-Balls-in-a-fight-because-I-kickbox.html)

What is there not to like?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2014, 11:02:40 AM
It could start a trend, make it an addition to the end of PMQ's. Camermong vs Millibland, Dianne Abbot vs whoever she has managed to piss off that week, the possiblities are endless.  We could even market it as Nonentity Deathmatch eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 13, 2014, 11:06:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2014, 11:02:40 AM
It could start a trend, make it an addition to the end of PMQ's. Camermong vs Millibland, Dianne Abbot vs whoever she has managed to piss off that week, the possibilities are endless.  We could even market it as Nonentity Deathmatch eveilgrin:

Quite amusing possibility.  Thumbs:

Give them AK47s you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2014, 11:10:22 AM
That would be too quick baldy, plus they would most likely miss their target and hit the audience instead.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 13, 2014, 11:25:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2014, 11:10:22 AM
That would be too quick baldy, plus they would most likely miss their target and hit the audience instead.  noooo:

You mean the other 600+ troughers?  rubschin:

Might not be a bad thing.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2014, 11:28:59 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F5b3nqhz8n%2F1609787_196765910520494_1573112156_n.jpg&hash=727b55a657150cb8a5f8e77d5756fe38b3d00775) (http://postimg.org/image/5b3nqhz8n/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2014, 11:32:46 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 13, 2014, 11:28:59 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F5b3nqhz8n%2F1609787_196765910520494_1573112156_n.jpg&hash=727b55a657150cb8a5f8e77d5756fe38b3d00775) (http://postimg.org/image/5b3nqhz8n/)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 13, 2014, 11:47:44 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 13, 2014, 11:28:59 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F5b3nqhz8n%2F1609787_196765910520494_1573112156_n.jpg&hash=727b55a657150cb8a5f8e77d5756fe38b3d00775) (http://postimg.org/image/5b3nqhz8n/)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2014, 01:52:40 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 13, 2014, 11:25:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2014, 11:10:22 AM
That would be too quick baldy, plus they would most likely miss their target and hit the audience instead.  noooo:

You mean the other 600+ troughers?  rubschin:

Might not be a bad thing.  Thumbs:

Maybe, but you could make more money by spreading it out over the long term rather than have one almighty bloodbath.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 13, 2014, 05:48:42 PM
Black Knight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2014, 05:50:54 PM
We have entered a different world  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2014, 05:53:12 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 13, 2014, 05:50:54 PM
We have entered a different world  noooo:
When you say "we" ?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 13, 2014, 06:05:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 13, 2014, 05:48:42 PM
Black Knight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690#)


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2014, 10:45:16 PM
I wonder how many of those passengers will get on a plane again  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2538787/Does-know-fly-plane-Chilling-announcement-United-Airlines-flight-pilot-suffers-heart-attack-hero-nurse-saves-life.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2538787/Does-know-fly-plane-Chilling-announcement-United-Airlines-flight-pilot-suffers-heart-attack-hero-nurse-saves-life.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2014, 07:08:11 PM
This guy has to be a couple of threads short of a tapestry  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2538544/Artist-no-pain-threshold-family-palm-hand-STITCHES-portraits-there.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2538544/Artist-no-pain-threshold-family-palm-hand-STITCHES-portraits-there.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2014, 07:10:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2014, 07:08:11 PM
This guy has to be a couple of threads short of a tapestry  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2538544/Artist-no-pain-threshold-family-palm-hand-STITCHES-portraits-there.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2538544/Artist-no-pain-threshold-family-palm-hand-STITCHES-portraits-there.html)

Not clicking....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2014, 07:12:31 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F01%2F13%2Farticle-2538544-1A9F2EFB00000578-229_634x309.jpg&hash=7aae0baf3878b36b33579cef7a9984c7e0b08e85)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2014, 07:14:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2014, 07:12:31 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F01%2F13%2Farticle-2538544-1A9F2EFB00000578-229_634x309.jpg&hash=7aae0baf3878b36b33579cef7a9984c7e0b08e85)

 noooo:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2014, 07:26:22 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F01%2F13%2Farticle-2538544-1A9F2F8500000578-260_634x356.jpg&hash=7bf8d5d221c7264c9f2d718e3d29d736d8940f5d)

Could be worse BM, at least he hasn't done them on his shins  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2014, 07:27:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2014, 07:26:22 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F01%2F13%2Farticle-2538544-1A9F2F8500000578-260_634x356.jpg&hash=7bf8d5d221c7264c9f2d718e3d29d736d8940f5d)

Could be worse BM, at least he hasn't done them on his shins  whistle:

Don't give him the needle........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2014, 07:29:52 PM
Maybe you are right, don't want to make BM too crochety  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 14, 2014, 08:51:50 PM
Mr thread.......











http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/14/porn-star-elizabeth-starr-dangerous-breast-implants_n_4594458.html?1389704175 (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/14/porn-star-elizabeth-starr-dangerous-breast-implants_n_4594458.html?1389704175)

Top-heavy Elizabeth Starr fears her banned boob job will kill her after her breasts ballooned to a whopping O cup.

The adult film star had now-illegal 'string' breast implants 15 years ago to boost her career - but says her life has been ruined by her super-sized chest.

 eeek: eeek: Stupid bint. sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2014, 08:54:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 14, 2014, 08:51:50 PM
Mr thread.......











http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/14/porn-star-elizabeth-starr-dangerous-breast-implants_n_4594458.html?1389704175 (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/14/porn-star-elizabeth-starr-dangerous-breast-implants_n_4594458.html?1389704175)

Top-heavy Elizabeth Starr fears her banned boob job will kill her after her breasts ballooned to a whopping O cup.

The adult film star had now-illegal 'string' breast implants 15 years ago to boost her career - but says her life has been ruined by her super-sized chest.

 eeek: eeek: Stupid bint. sick2: sick2:

 eeek:  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2014, 01:59:25 PM
Looking for love? The last time you had a bath BM was in his prime and you smoke animal shite  sick2: I believe that the phrase you are looking for is 'no fooking chance mate'  noooo: 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539704/The-worlds-ineligible-bachelor-Iranian-wash-60-years-smokes-animal-faeces-whip-mean-decomposed-porcupine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539704/The-worlds-ineligible-bachelor-Iranian-wash-60-years-smokes-animal-faeces-whip-mean-decomposed-porcupine.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2014, 11:45:52 PM
This does appeal to my (fairly?) twisted sense of humour...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539703/Remote-control-devil-baby-terrifies-New-Yorkers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539703/Remote-control-devil-baby-terrifies-New-Yorkers.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2014, 12:03:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2014, 11:45:52 PM
This does appeal to my (fairly?) twisted sense of humour...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539703/Remote-control-devil-baby-terrifies-New-Yorkers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539703/Remote-control-devil-baby-terrifies-New-Yorkers.html)

AFFS.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2014, 06:19:58 AM
Quote from: Baldy on January 16, 2014, 12:03:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2014, 11:45:52 PM
This does appeal to my (fairly?) twisted sense of humour...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539703/Remote-control-devil-baby-terrifies-New-Yorkers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539703/Remote-control-devil-baby-terrifies-New-Yorkers.html)

AFFS.  whistle:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2014, 06:06:49 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)

 eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2014, 07:22:19 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2014, 06:06:49 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)

 eeek: Shocked:

Also AFFS!  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2014, 07:23:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2014, 07:22:19 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2014, 06:06:49 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)

 eeek: Shocked:

Also AFFS!  whistle:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2014, 07:46:46 AM
Quote from: Baldy on January 17, 2014, 07:23:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2014, 07:22:19 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2014, 06:06:49 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)

 eeek: Shocked:

Also AFFS!  whistle:

 Thumbs:

It might be AFFS in you werlds but in mine it isn't, this therefore at most is a subjective AFFS. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2014, 07:47:43 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2014, 07:46:46 AM
Quote from: Baldy on January 17, 2014, 07:23:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2014, 07:22:19 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2014, 06:06:49 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)

 eeek: Shocked:

Also AFFS!  whistle:

 Thumbs:

It might be AFFS in you werlds but in mine it isn't, this therefore at most is a subjective AFFS. whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2014, 08:59:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2014, 07:47:43 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2014, 07:46:46 AM
Quote from: Baldy on January 17, 2014, 07:23:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2014, 07:22:19 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2014, 06:06:49 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)

 eeek: Shocked:

Also AFFS!  whistle:

 Thumbs:

It might be AFFS in you werlds but in mine it isn't, this therefore at most is a subjective AFFS. whistle:

 rubschin:

So what's your answer to that BM? Eh? Eh?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2014, 09:21:09 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2014, 08:59:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2014, 07:47:43 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2014, 07:46:46 AM
Quote from: Baldy on January 17, 2014, 07:23:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2014, 07:22:19 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2014, 06:06:49 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/)

 eeek: Shocked:

Also AFFS!  whistle:

 Thumbs:

It might be AFFS in you werlds but in mine it isn't, this therefore at most is a subjective AFFS. whistle:

 rubschin:

So what's your answer to that BM? Eh? Eh?

Ummm.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2014, 01:05:36 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541183/Shocking-moment-smirking-female-shop-assistant-Lidl-racially-abuses-Muslim-customer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541183/Shocking-moment-smirking-female-shop-assistant-Lidl-racially-abuses-Muslim-customer.html)

Anyone else find this ironic........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2014, 03:51:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 17, 2014, 01:05:36 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541183/Shocking-moment-smirking-female-shop-assistant-Lidl-racially-abuses-Muslim-customer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541183/Shocking-moment-smirking-female-shop-assistant-Lidl-racially-abuses-Muslim-customer.html)

Anyone else find this ironic........ rubschin:

Yes.

Also this part: "Lidl, a German firm which first opened in Britain in 1994, says it has saved the disposal of millions. . . "

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2014, 04:16:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 17, 2014, 01:05:36 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541183/Shocking-moment-smirking-female-shop-assistant-Lidl-racially-abuses-Muslim-customer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541183/Shocking-moment-smirking-female-shop-assistant-Lidl-racially-abuses-Muslim-customer.html)

Anyone else find this ironic........ rubschin:

Yes!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2014, 04:18:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2014, 04:16:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 17, 2014, 01:05:36 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541183/Shocking-moment-smirking-female-shop-assistant-Lidl-racially-abuses-Muslim-customer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541183/Shocking-moment-smirking-female-shop-assistant-Lidl-racially-abuses-Muslim-customer.html)

Anyone else find this ironic........ rubschin:

Yes!  lol: lol: lol:

Pot calling........... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-25793135 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-25793135)


Oh shit........ eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 18, 2014, 07:44:54 PM
 scared2: The modify/remove post buttons are at the top right of your posts like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2014, 07:46:30 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 18, 2014, 07:44:54 PM
scared2: The modify/remove post buttons are at the top right of your posts like  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:  I hope they don't find me in Pissouri....... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2014, 08:03:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2014, 07:46:30 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 18, 2014, 07:44:54 PM
scared2: The modify/remove post buttons are at the top right of your posts like  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:  I hope they don't find me in Pissouri....... whistle:

You could disguise yourself with a bucket on your head like.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2014, 08:13:20 PM
What twats. I hear they are laying on counsellors for locals. GROW UP AND DEAL WITH IT
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2014, 08:25:07 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 18, 2014, 08:03:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2014, 07:46:30 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 18, 2014, 07:44:54 PM
scared2: The modify/remove post buttons are at the top right of your posts like  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:  I hope they don't find me in Pissouri....... whistle:

You could disguise yourself with a bucket on your head like.  Thumbs:

That wouldn't work, Clyde doesn't have the gift of the gub that BM does. What about shaving his hair off instead...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 18, 2014, 08:42:45 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 18, 2014, 08:13:20 PM
What twats. I hear they are laying on counsellors for locals. GROW UP AND DEAL WITH IT

Thank you Nick. I wholeheartedly agree.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2014, 09:01:00 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 18, 2014, 08:42:45 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 18, 2014, 08:13:20 PM
What twats. I hear they are laying on counsellors for locals. GROW UP AND DEAL WITH IT

Thank you Nick. I wholeheartedly agree.

Wot he said..^^^^^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 18, 2014, 10:18:41 PM
In a proper world, where proper people live, unencumbered by layer upon layer of a nanny state "who know best", you would simply find the miscreant(s) responsible and gently shoot him/her/them all in the back of the head.

There will always be wrong 'uns in this world. There is no point in trying to rehabilitate them. Take them out of this world and out of the tax payers pockets.

Simple.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757)

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2014, 02:51:47 AM
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/01/16/oukoe-uk-france-hollande-dung-idUKBREA0F0WA20140116 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/01/16/oukoe-uk-france-hollande-dung-idUKBREA0F0WA20140116)

Darwin, do you fancy a trip to London?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2014, 03:40:15 PM
Who comes up with these bloody stupid ideas, "I know, why don't you hold my hand and dangle me off the side of a bridge support. It will be great fun".  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541988/One-slip-death-Terrifying-craze-sees-free-climber-dangle-380ft-bridge-holding-hands-VERY-good-friend.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541988/One-slip-death-Terrifying-craze-sees-free-climber-dangle-380ft-bridge-holding-hands-VERY-good-friend.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2014, 03:46:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2014, 03:40:15 PM
Who comes up with these bloody stupid ideas, "I know, why don't you hold my hand and dangle me off the side of a bridge support. It will be great fun".  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541988/One-slip-death-Terrifying-craze-sees-free-climber-dangle-380ft-bridge-holding-hands-VERY-good-friend.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541988/One-slip-death-Terrifying-craze-sees-free-climber-dangle-380ft-bridge-holding-hands-VERY-good-friend.html)

Darwin......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2014, 04:04:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2014, 02:51:47 AM
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/01/16/oukoe-uk-france-hollande-dung-idUKBREA0F0WA20140116 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/01/16/oukoe-uk-france-hollande-dung-idUKBREA0F0WA20140116)

Darwin, do you fancy a trip to London?  eveilgrin:
rubschin:

'Slurry Surprise' you say?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:09:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757)

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)

Is it time for my nun who loses her virginity joke?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2014, 08:15:08 PM
Quote
Fellow nuns at the convent said they were "surprised" by the news.

No shit!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:17:40 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 19, 2014, 08:15:08 PM
Quote
Fellow nuns at the convent said they were "surprised" by the news.

No shit!!

Wrong hole.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2014, 08:21:01 PM
It is probably a miracle  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:22:50 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 19, 2014, 08:21:01 PM
It is probably a miracle  angel1

Jeezus...that is amazing.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2014, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:09:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757)

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)

Is it time for my nun who loses her virginity joke?  rubschin:
oh yes please  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:30:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 19, 2014, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:09:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757)

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)

Is it time for my nun who loses her virginity joke?  rubschin:
oh yes please  :thumbsup:

....So Pope Francis says " Take a fresh lemon and cut it into quarters, then eat each quarter one after the other my dear girl"

She says " Will it renew my viginity? "

"Nope...it will just take that stupid grin off of your face"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2014, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:30:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 19, 2014, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:09:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757)

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)

Is it time for my nun who loses her virginity joke?  rubschin:
oh yes please  :thumbsup:

....So Pope Francis says " Take a fresh lemon and cut it into quarters, then eat each quarter one after the other my dear girl"

She says " Will it renew my viginity? "

"Nope...it will just take that stupid grin off of your face"
happy001   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2014, 08:32:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 19, 2014, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:30:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 19, 2014, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:09:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757)

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)

Is it time for my nun who loses her virginity joke?  rubschin:
oh yes please  :thumbsup:

....So Pope Francis says " Take a fresh lemon and cut it into quarters, then eat each quarter one after the other my dear girl"

She says " Will it renew my viginity? "

"Nope...it will just take that stupid grin off of your face"
happy001   :thumbsup:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on January 19, 2014, 11:43:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:30:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 19, 2014, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 19, 2014, 08:09:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2014, 11:46:37 PM
Have we done today's pregnant nun story yet?

If not

Nun who gave birth in Italy 'unaware of pregnancy' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757)

Come on I bet those contractions were a bit of a clue


(PS I have an alibi for whenever and wherever she didn't know she became pregnant)

Is it time for my nun who loses her virginity joke?  rubschin:
oh yes please  :thumbsup:

....So Pope Francis says " Take a fresh lemon and cut it into quarters, then eat each quarter one after the other my dear girl"

She says " Will it renew my viginity? "

"Nope...it will just take that stupid grin off of your face"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2014, 06:28:20 AM
Anti-fracking protesters who glued themselves to pumps were at wrong petrol station (http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/crime/10950219.Anti_fracking_protesters_who_glued_themselves_to_pumps_were_at_wrong_petrol_station/)


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 21, 2014, 06:45:03 AM
 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 21, 2014, 07:19:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2014, 06:28:20 AM
Anti-fracking protesters who glued themselves to pumps were at wrong petrol station (http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/crime/10950219.Anti_fracking_protesters_who_glued_themselves_to_pumps_were_at_wrong_petrol_station/)


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2014, 07:22:16 AM
Quote from: Baldy on January 21, 2014, 07:19:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2014, 06:28:20 AM
Anti-fracking protesters who glued themselves to pumps were at wrong petrol station (http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/crime/10950219.Anti_fracking_protesters_who_glued_themselves_to_pumps_were_at_wrong_petrol_station/)


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 lol: lol: lol:

It would have been great to have had an 'accidental' petrol spill - I bet they would have unlocked themselves PDQ....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 21, 2014, 07:23:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2014, 07:22:16 AM
Quote from: Baldy on January 21, 2014, 07:19:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2014, 06:28:20 AM
Anti-fracking protesters who glued themselves to pumps were at wrong petrol station (http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/crime/10950219.Anti_fracking_protesters_who_glued_themselves_to_pumps_were_at_wrong_petrol_station/)


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 lol: lol: lol:

It would have been great to have had an 'accidental' petrol spill - I bet they would have unlocked themselves PDQ....  whistle:

 lol: lol:   Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2014, 09:03:52 AM
That reminds of that incident with the polar bears  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2014, 12:46:30 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 21, 2014, 07:19:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2014, 06:28:20 AM
Anti-fracking protesters who glued themselves to pumps were at wrong petrol station (http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/crime/10950219.Anti_fracking_protesters_who_glued_themselves_to_pumps_were_at_wrong_petrol_station/)


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 lol: lol: lol:
happy001

So why did they close the petrol station?  If they got brushed by the occasional vehicle and received volley after volley of verbal abuse so what?

I hope they get sued for the full loss.  Where there's a lame brain there's a claim
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2014, 05:49:22 PM
Wrexham store's cut price chaos (http://www.leaderlive.co.uk/news/130155/wrexham-store-s-cut-price-chaos.aspx)

Quote
THERE was pandemonium at a discount shop when tempers flared over a half price sale.

Police were called to the 99p Store on Regent Street, Wrexham, when crowds of furious shoppers refused to leave after prices on sale items were put back up to 99p.

Yesterday morning the store had posters in the window saying prices on all items had been slashed to 50p until January 28, when the store was due to shut down because the lease on the building was up.

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2014, 05:53:24 PM
I have been to Wrexham  noooo:  Never again  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2014, 05:54:17 PM
Just how many cities are you banned from now Nick?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2014, 11:10:56 PM
Scratch and sniff jeans? I have to ask, just what the hell were you smoking when you decided this would be a great idea for a product and where can I get some.  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25776311 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25776311)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2014, 08:57:49 AM
One of our local characters has a pair of Lurchers called Scratch and Sniff.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2014, 09:13:30 AM
Euro 'increasing unemployment and social hardship', says EC (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/10587724/Euro-increasing-unemployment-and-social-hardship-says-EC.html)

Even the EU thinks the EU is rubbish....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2014, 10:27:27 PM
I did notice this link off the same story BM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/10588121/European-Commission-to-ditch-legally-binding-renewable-energy-targets.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/10588121/European-Commission-to-ditch-legally-binding-renewable-energy-targets.html)

If you are now admitting that having legally binding targets failed the consumer and drove up prices then why the hell are you waiting 6 bloody years before scrapping them? If I was the cynical sort I'd suspect that you were putting it off to keep the handouts from the green energy companies for as long as possible.  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 22, 2014, 10:29:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2014, 10:27:27 PM
I did notice this link off the same story BM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/10588121/European-Commission-to-ditch-legally-binding-renewable-energy-targets.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/10588121/European-Commission-to-ditch-legally-binding-renewable-energy-targets.html)

If you are now admitting that having legally binding targets failed the consumer and drove up prices then why the hell are you waiting 6 bloody years before scrapping them? If I was the cynical sort I'd suspect that you were putting it off to keep the handouts from the green energy companies for as long as possible.  Banghead

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2014, 06:16:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2014, 10:27:27 PM
I did notice this link off the same story BM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/10588121/European-Commission-to-ditch-legally-binding-renewable-energy-targets.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/10588121/European-Commission-to-ditch-legally-binding-renewable-energy-targets.html)

If you are now admitting that having legally binding targets failed the consumer and drove up prices then why the hell are you waiting 6 bloody years before scrapping them? If I was the cynical sort I'd suspect that you were putting it off to keep the handouts from the green energy companies for as long as possible.  Banghead

Quite so....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2014, 01:18:05 PM
Hard to see this as a Fantastic headline, more a bit of a shocker

Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany'  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352779/Bestiality-brothels-spreading-Germany-campaigner-claims-abusers-sex-animals-lifestyle-choice.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2014, 01:31:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2014, 01:18:05 PM
Hard to see this as a Fantastic headline, more a bit of a shocker

Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany'  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352779/Bestiality-brothels-spreading-Germany-campaigner-claims-abusers-sex-animals-lifestyle-choice.html)

 eeek:

I used to employ a CAD guy.... when I closed the business I went through all the PCs removing personal data... I found his machine was loaded with bestiality porn!  Shocked:

We had an op[en plan design office and he sat right in the middle of it - how he accessed the stuff without everybody seeing I still don't know....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2014, 01:44:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 23, 2014, 01:31:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2014, 01:18:05 PM
Hard to see this as a Fantastic headline, more a bit of a shocker

Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany'  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352779/Bestiality-brothels-spreading-Germany-campaigner-claims-abusers-sex-animals-lifestyle-choice.html)

 eeek:

I used to employ a CAD guy.... when I closed the business I went through all the PCs removing personal data... I found his machine was loaded with bestiality porn!  Shocked:

We had an op[en plan design office and he sat right in the middle of it - how he accessed the stuff without everybody seeing I still don't know....  noooo:
Prolly just using your IP address to download and copy across to other media so any tracing would lead to you first

A so called security cleared and trusted litle IT shit that worked where I was did just that with kiddie porn.   He's spent several terms in jail since.  Why let him out?

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2014, 01:47:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2014, 01:44:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 23, 2014, 01:31:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2014, 01:18:05 PM
Hard to see this as a Fantastic headline, more a bit of a shocker

Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany'  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352779/Bestiality-brothels-spreading-Germany-campaigner-claims-abusers-sex-animals-lifestyle-choice.html)

 eeek:

I used to employ a CAD guy.... when I closed the business I went through all the PCs removing personal data... I found his machine was loaded with bestiality porn!  Shocked:

We had an op[en plan design office and he sat right in the middle of it - how he accessed the stuff without everybody seeing I still don't know....  noooo:
Prolly just using your IP address to download and copy across to other media so any tracing would lead to you first

A so called security cleared and trusted litle IT shit that worked where I was did just that with kiddie porn.   He's spent several terms in jail since.  Why let him out?

No, this was on his web browser.....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2014, 02:07:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2544510/It-really-emergency-Old-Trafford-Drunk-man-calls-999-demanding-chat-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Sunderland-humiliation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2544510/It-really-emergency-Old-Trafford-Drunk-man-calls-999-demanding-chat-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Sunderland-humiliation.html)

Steve or Miss D's fella....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2014, 02:13:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2014, 02:07:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2544510/It-really-emergency-Old-Trafford-Drunk-man-calls-999-demanding-chat-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Sunderland-humiliation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2544510/It-really-emergency-Old-Trafford-Drunk-man-calls-999-demanding-chat-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Sunderland-humiliation.html)

Steve or Miss D's fella....... rubschin:
happy001

Twasn't me (the line was engaged)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 23, 2014, 04:26:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2014, 02:13:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2014, 02:07:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2544510/It-really-emergency-Old-Trafford-Drunk-man-calls-999-demanding-chat-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Sunderland-humiliation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2544510/It-really-emergency-Old-Trafford-Drunk-man-calls-999-demanding-chat-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Sunderland-humiliation.html)

Steve or Miss D's fella....... rubschin:
happy001

Twasn't me (the line was engaged)

Case solved then.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2014, 04:27:22 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 23, 2014, 04:26:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2014, 02:13:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2014, 02:07:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2544510/It-really-emergency-Old-Trafford-Drunk-man-calls-999-demanding-chat-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Sunderland-humiliation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2544510/It-really-emergency-Old-Trafford-Drunk-man-calls-999-demanding-chat-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Sunderland-humiliation.html)

Steve or Miss D's fella....... rubschin:
happy001

Twasn't me (the line was engaged)

Case solved then.  Thumbs:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2014, 04:55:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 23, 2014, 04:27:22 PM
Quote from: Baldy on January 23, 2014, 04:26:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2014, 02:13:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2014, 02:07:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2544510/It-really-emergency-Old-Trafford-Drunk-man-calls-999-demanding-chat-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Sunderland-humiliation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2544510/It-really-emergency-Old-Trafford-Drunk-man-calls-999-demanding-chat-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Sunderland-humiliation.html)

Steve or Miss D's fella....... rubschin:
happy001

Twasn't me (the line was engaged)

Case solved then.  Thumbs:

 ;D

Alibis R us ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2014, 08:19:16 PM
Teenager fatally electrocuted after putting his ear to live rail to listen to the tracks to see if his train was coming (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2544087/Teenager-electrocuted-death-putting-ear-live-rail-listen-tracks.html)

Oh Mister Darwin Sir you are on top form!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2014, 08:23:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 23, 2014, 08:19:16 PM
Teenager fatally electrocuted after putting his ear to live rail to listen to the tracks to see if his train was coming (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2544087/Teenager-electrocuted-death-putting-ear-live-rail-listen-tracks.html)

Oh Mister Darwin Sir you are on top form!  Thumbs:

Or Nick Griffin....... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2014, 08:25:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2014, 08:23:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 23, 2014, 08:19:16 PM
Teenager fatally electrocuted after putting his ear to live rail to listen to the tracks to see if his train was coming (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2544087/Teenager-electrocuted-death-putting-ear-live-rail-listen-tracks.html)

Oh Mister Darwin Sir you are on top form!  Thumbs:

Or Nick Griffin....... whistle:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2014, 09:49:56 PM
The rats around here are bad enough as is.  scared2:

http://www.cornishman.co.uk/Ghost-ship-diseased-cannibal-rats-crash-Cornish/story-20487598-detail/story.html (http://www.cornishman.co.uk/Ghost-ship-diseased-cannibal-rats-crash-Cornish/story-20487598-detail/story.html)

 eeek:

 scared:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2014, 12:27:35 AM
Marmite banned

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25867613 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25867613)


(only in Canada - phew!)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2014, 02:09:24 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545273/Faster-faster-Police-officer-suspended-prisoner-driving-goaded-drive-police-car-149mph-reported-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545273/Faster-faster-Police-officer-suspended-prisoner-driving-goaded-drive-police-car-149mph-reported-him.html)


 ;D   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2014, 02:12:43 PM
Never trust the Plod  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2014, 02:18:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 24, 2014, 02:09:24 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545273/Faster-faster-Police-officer-suspended-prisoner-driving-goaded-drive-police-car-149mph-reported-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545273/Faster-faster-Police-officer-suspended-prisoner-driving-goaded-drive-police-car-149mph-reported-him.html)


 ;D   noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:   just how stupid are they recruiting in now?

And what Nick said
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2014, 02:36:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 24, 2014, 02:09:24 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545273/Faster-faster-Police-officer-suspended-prisoner-driving-goaded-drive-police-car-149mph-reported-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545273/Faster-faster-Police-officer-suspended-prisoner-driving-goaded-drive-police-car-149mph-reported-him.html)


 ;D   noooo:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2014, 09:41:15 AM
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25887952 (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25887952)

Teach your kids to play football.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2014, 09:56:35 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 25, 2014, 09:41:15 AM
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25887952 (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25887952)

Teach your kids to play football.......... Thumbs:

Madness...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2014, 10:00:14 AM
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/ghost-ship-full-cannibal-rats-might-be-headed-uk/nc2Jk/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2013_partners1 (http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/ghost-ship-full-cannibal-rats-might-be-headed-uk/nc2Jk/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2013_partners1)

 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2014, 10:08:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545758/That-does-NOT-spell-Thwaites-Brewery-bosses-red-faced-iconic-sign-turned-embarrassing-message.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545758/That-does-NOT-spell-Thwaites-Brewery-bosses-red-faced-iconic-sign-turned-embarrassing-message.html)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2014, 10:08:50 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 25, 2014, 10:00:14 AM
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/ghost-ship-full-cannibal-rats-might-be-headed-uk/nc2Jk/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2013_partners1 (http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/ghost-ship-full-cannibal-rats-might-be-headed-uk/nc2Jk/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2013_partners1)

 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

AFFS.............. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2014, 10:23:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 25, 2014, 10:08:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545758/That-does-NOT-spell-Thwaites-Brewery-bosses-red-faced-iconic-sign-turned-embarrassing-message.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545758/That-does-NOT-spell-Thwaites-Brewery-bosses-red-faced-iconic-sign-turned-embarrassing-message.html)

 Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 25, 2014, 11:55:37 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 25, 2014, 10:08:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545758/That-does-NOT-spell-Thwaites-Brewery-bosses-red-faced-iconic-sign-turned-embarrassing-message.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545758/That-does-NOT-spell-Thwaites-Brewery-bosses-red-faced-iconic-sign-turned-embarrassing-message.html)

 Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Directors at Scunthorpe United are keeping a close eye on this one
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2014, 12:05:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 25, 2014, 10:00:14 AM
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/ghost-ship-full-cannibal-rats-might-be-headed-uk/nc2Jk/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2013_partners1 (http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/ghost-ship-full-cannibal-rats-might-be-headed-uk/nc2Jk/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2013_partners1)

 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

AFFS!!!!  point:

Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2014, 09:49:56 PM
The rats around here are bad enough as is.  scared2:

http://www.cornishman.co.uk/Ghost-ship-diseased-cannibal-rats-crash-Cornish/story-20487598-detail/story.html (http://www.cornishman.co.uk/Ghost-ship-diseased-cannibal-rats-crash-Cornish/story-20487598-detail/story.html)

 eeek:

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2014, 12:05:46 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 25, 2014, 11:55:37 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 25, 2014, 10:08:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545758/That-does-NOT-spell-Thwaites-Brewery-bosses-red-faced-iconic-sign-turned-embarrassing-message.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545758/That-does-NOT-spell-Thwaites-Brewery-bosses-red-faced-iconic-sign-turned-embarrassing-message.html)

 Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Directors at Scunthorpe United are keeping a close eye on this one


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2014, 12:07:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2014, 12:05:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 25, 2014, 10:00:14 AM
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/ghost-ship-full-cannibal-rats-might-be-headed-uk/nc2Jk/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2013_partners1 (http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/ghost-ship-full-cannibal-rats-might-be-headed-uk/nc2Jk/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2013_partners1)

 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

AFFS!!!!  point:

Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2014, 09:49:56 PM
The rats around here are bad enough as is.  scared2:

http://www.cornishman.co.uk/Ghost-ship-diseased-cannibal-rats-crash-Cornish/story-20487598-detail/story.html (http://www.cornishman.co.uk/Ghost-ship-diseased-cannibal-rats-crash-Cornish/story-20487598-detail/story.html)

 eeek:

 scared:

AFFS!  point:

Quote from: apc2010 on January 25, 2014, 10:08:50 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 25, 2014, 10:00:14 AM
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/ghost-ship-full-cannibal-rats-might-be-headed-uk/nc2Jk/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2013_partners1 (http://www.wftv.com/news/news/national/ghost-ship-full-cannibal-rats-might-be-headed-uk/nc2Jk/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2013_partners1)

 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

AFFS.............. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2014, 12:39:59 PM
Benefits Street: Seven charged with drug offences

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-25894192 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-25894192)

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2014, 12:58:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 25, 2014, 12:39:59 PM
Benefits Street: Seven charged with drug offences

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-25894192 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-25894192)

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

 :thumbsup:


happy001 What a lovely bunch....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2014, 03:05:05 PM
Guerrilla grammarians armed with marker pens strike blow against Cambridge City Council's apostrophe ban
 (http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Guerrilla-grammarians-armed-with-marker-pens-strike-blow-against-Cambridge-City-Councils-apostrophe-ban-20140123060000.htm)

Mr. Nick and Mr. Darwin....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2014, 03:22:10 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2014, 03:51:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2014, 03:05:05 PM
Guerrilla grammarians armed with marker pens strike blow against Cambridge City Council's apostrophe ban
 (http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Guerrilla-grammarians-armed-with-marker-pens-strike-blow-against-Cambridge-City-Councils-apostrophe-ban-20140123060000.htm)

Mr. Nick and Mr. Darwin....?  rubschin:

Our heroes of the Apostrophe Liberation Front!   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2014, 03:55:24 PM
http://www.apostrophe.org.uk/ (http://www.apostrophe.org.uk/)   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2014, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 25, 2014, 03:51:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2014, 03:05:05 PM
Guerrilla grammarians armed with marker pens strike blow against Cambridge City Council's apostrophe ban
 (http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Guerrilla-grammarians-armed-with-marker-pens-strike-blow-against-Cambridge-City-Councils-apostrophe-ban-20140123060000.htm)

Mr. Nick and Mr. Darwin....?  rubschin:

Our heroes of the Apostrophe Liberation Front!

My hero's  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2014, 04:00:58 PM
 ::) Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2014, 04:09:02 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 25, 2014, 04:00:58 PM
::) Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2014, 04:30:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2014, 03:05:05 PM
Guerrilla grammarians armed with marker pens strike blow against Cambridge City Council's apostrophe ban
 (http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Guerrilla-grammarians-armed-with-marker-pens-strike-blow-against-Cambridge-City-Councils-apostrophe-ban-20140123060000.htm)

Mr. Nick and Mr. Darwin....?  rubschin:
whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2014, 04:32:24 PM
 whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2014, 04:35:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2014, 04:30:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2014, 03:05:05 PM
Guerrilla grammarians armed with marker pens strike blow against Cambridge City Council's apostrophe ban
 (http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Guerrilla-grammarians-armed-with-marker-pens-strike-blow-against-Cambridge-City-Councils-apostrophe-ban-20140123060000.htm)

Mr. Nick and Mr. Darwin....?  rubschin:
whistle:

Show me your hands....

I thought so, black ink....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2014, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2014, 04:35:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2014, 04:30:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2014, 03:05:05 PM
Guerrilla grammarians armed with marker pens strike blow against Cambridge City Council's apostrophe ban
 (http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Guerrilla-grammarians-armed-with-marker-pens-strike-blow-against-Cambridge-City-Councils-apostrophe-ban-20140123060000.htm)

Mr. Nick and Mr. Darwin....?  rubschin:
whistle:

Show me your hands....

I thought so, black ink....  noooo:
Squid for dinner officer.  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2014, 04:41:57 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2014, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2014, 04:35:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2014, 04:30:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2014, 03:05:05 PM
Guerrilla grammarians armed with marker pens strike blow against Cambridge City Council's apostrophe ban
 (http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Guerrilla-grammarians-armed-with-marker-pens-strike-blow-against-Cambridge-City-Councils-apostrophe-ban-20140123060000.htm)

Mr. Nick and Mr. Darwin....?  rubschin:
whistle:

Show me your hands....

I thought so, black ink....  noooo:
Squid for dinner officer.  angel1

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2014, 06:17:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546218/Birds-released-Vatican-gesture-peace-immediately-attacked-vicious-seagull-crow.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546218/Birds-released-Vatican-gesture-peace-immediately-attacked-vicious-seagull-crow.html)

Irony............. ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2014, 06:20:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 26, 2014, 06:17:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546218/Birds-released-Vatican-gesture-peace-immediately-attacked-vicious-seagull-crow.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546218/Birds-released-Vatican-gesture-peace-immediately-attacked-vicious-seagull-crow.html)

Irony............. ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 26, 2014, 08:05:42 PM
With thanks to Marley for posting elsewhere earlier today  :thumbsup:

 There is a god  (http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/former-north-wales-police-chief-6595042)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2014, 08:06:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 26, 2014, 06:17:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546218/Birds-released-Vatican-gesture-peace-immediately-attacked-vicious-seagull-crow.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546218/Birds-released-Vatican-gesture-peace-immediately-attacked-vicious-seagull-crow.html)

Irony............. ;D

 ;D

Prolly a Lazio Ultra Seagull
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2014, 04:31:33 AM
How much is a cheap flight to America?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546378/Scientist-offering-3-000-volunteers-willing-infected-flu.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546378/Scientist-offering-3-000-volunteers-willing-infected-flu.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2014, 05:30:52 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 26, 2014, 08:05:42 PM
With thanks to Marley for posting elsewhere earlier today  :thumbsup:

 There is a god  (http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/former-north-wales-police-chief-6595042)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2014, 05:59:56 AM
Mr Darwin comes to the rescue?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546512/How-pet-food-killing-dog-feeding-parsnips-yoghurt.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546512/How-pet-food-killing-dog-feeding-parsnips-yoghurt.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 27, 2014, 06:38:08 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/inventor-unveils-all-in-one-portable-tragedy-shrine-201009083072 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/inventor-unveils-all-in-one-portable-tragedy-shrine-201009083072)


 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 27, 2014, 06:52:34 AM
Brilliant  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2014, 06:56:57 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 27, 2014, 06:38:08 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/inventor-unveils-all-in-one-portable-tragedy-shrine-201009083072 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/inventor-unveils-all-in-one-portable-tragedy-shrine-201009083072)


 ;D

Portagrief!

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2014, 07:00:21 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 27, 2014, 06:38:08 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/inventor-unveils-all-in-one-portable-tragedy-shrine-201009083072 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/inventor-unveils-all-in-one-portable-tragedy-shrine-201009083072)


 ;D

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2014, 09:23:56 AM
Quote from: Baldy on January 27, 2014, 07:00:21 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 27, 2014, 06:38:08 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/inventor-unveils-all-in-one-portable-tragedy-shrine-201009083072 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/inventor-unveils-all-in-one-portable-tragedy-shrine-201009083072)


 ;D

 lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2014, 09:52:58 AM
Real victim my arse you thieving little gobshite, if you hadn't been trying to steal from him then you wouldn't have been injured in the first place.   cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546573/Im-victim-Shameless-thief-says-justice-let-victim-battered-cleared.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546573/Im-victim-Shameless-thief-says-justice-let-victim-battered-cleared.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2014, 09:56:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2014, 09:52:58 AM
Real victim my arse you thieving little gobshite, if you hadn't been trying to steal from him then you wouldn't have been injured in the first place.   cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546573/Im-victim-Shameless-thief-says-justice-let-victim-battered-cleared.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546573/Im-victim-Shameless-thief-says-justice-let-victim-battered-cleared.html)

Quite so!

He'll be on Benefits Street for life now tho....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2014, 09:57:29 AM
Flying squad officer shoots himself in the leg by accident at police station in Putney (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/flying-squad-officer-shoots-himself-in-the-leg-by-accident-at-police-station-in-putney-9082244.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 11:16:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 27, 2014, 09:57:29 AM
Flying squad officer shoots himself in the leg by accident at police station in Putney (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/flying-squad-officer-shoots-himself-in-the-leg-by-accident-at-police-station-in-putney-9082244.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2014, 11:56:13 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2014, 09:23:56 AM
Quote from: Baldy on January 27, 2014, 07:00:21 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 27, 2014, 06:38:08 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/inventor-unveils-all-in-one-portable-tragedy-shrine-201009083072 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/inventor-unveils-all-in-one-portable-tragedy-shrine-201009083072)


 ;D

 lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:

“Unfortunately they found her the next day so she’s not in hevin, which is a shame for her.”

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2014, 12:25:18 PM
It is so close to the truth!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2014, 01:29:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 27, 2014, 09:57:29 AM
Flying squad officer shoots himself in the leg by accident at police station in Putney (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/flying-squad-officer-shoots-himself-in-the-leg-by-accident-at-police-station-in-putney-9082244.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Guess who has a new job in the control room now?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2014, 01:33:22 PM
http://www.thompsons.law.co.uk/workplace-accidents/injury-claim-advice-accidents-work.htm (http://www.thompsons.law.co.uk/workplace-accidents/injury-claim-advice-accidents-work.htm)

 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2014, 01:36:00 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 27, 2014, 01:33:22 PM
http://www.thompsons.law.co.uk/workplace-accidents/injury-claim-advice-accidents-work.htm (http://www.thompsons.law.co.uk/workplace-accidents/injury-claim-advice-accidents-work.htm)

 rubschin: rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thompsons.law.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fclients%2Fian-slowther-small.jpg&hash=3d92d4185dabc5821c71b521a30484ac8a99718c)


"Even though I lost both my legs in the accident, Thompsons got me enough compensation to join the golf club"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 01:42:45 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2014, 01:36:00 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 27, 2014, 01:33:22 PM
http://www.thompsons.law.co.uk/workplace-accidents/injury-claim-advice-accidents-work.htm (http://www.thompsons.law.co.uk/workplace-accidents/injury-claim-advice-accidents-work.htm)

 rubschin: rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thompsons.law.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fclients%2Fian-slowther-small.jpg&hash=3d92d4185dabc5821c71b521a30484ac8a99718c)


"Even though I lost both my legs in the accident, Thompsons got me enough compensation to join the golf club"

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2014, 02:13:21 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2014, 01:36:00 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 27, 2014, 01:33:22 PM
http://www.thompsons.law.co.uk/workplace-accidents/injury-claim-advice-accidents-work.htm (http://www.thompsons.law.co.uk/workplace-accidents/injury-claim-advice-accidents-work.htm)

 rubschin: rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thompsons.law.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fclients%2Fian-slowther-small.jpg&hash=3d92d4185dabc5821c71b521a30484ac8a99718c)


"Even though I lost both my legs in the accident, Thompsons got me enough compensation to join the golf club"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 02:25:39 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546656/Wolf-Shenfield-banker-shot-leg-financial-woes-quizzed-police-soon-armed-officers-guard-hospital-bed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546656/Wolf-Shenfield-banker-shot-leg-financial-woes-quizzed-police-soon-armed-officers-guard-hospital-bed.html)

not fantastic .....but if the police don't guess he hasn't paid for his colombian marching powder ,,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2014, 02:51:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 02:25:39 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546656/Wolf-Shenfield-banker-shot-leg-financial-woes-quizzed-police-soon-armed-officers-guard-hospital-bed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546656/Wolf-Shenfield-banker-shot-leg-financial-woes-quizzed-police-soon-armed-officers-guard-hospital-bed.html)

not fantastic .....but if the police don't guess he hasn't paid for his colombian marching powder ,,,,,,,, noooo:

Perhaps he could be guarded by the flying squad copper who shot himself in the leg?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 02:56:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2014, 02:51:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 02:25:39 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546656/Wolf-Shenfield-banker-shot-leg-financial-woes-quizzed-police-soon-armed-officers-guard-hospital-bed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546656/Wolf-Shenfield-banker-shot-leg-financial-woes-quizzed-police-soon-armed-officers-guard-hospital-bed.html)

not fantastic .....but if the police don't guess he hasn't paid for his colombian marching powder ,,,,,,,, noooo:

Perhaps he could be guarded by the flying squad copper who shot himself in the leg?

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 03:28:44 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546692/Mindless-cattle-excrement-Cambridge-academics-verdict-Britains-health-safety-culture-falling-face-road-sign.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546692/Mindless-cattle-excrement-Cambridge-academics-verdict-Britains-health-safety-culture-falling-face-road-sign.html)

JOM.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2014, 03:34:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 03:28:44 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546692/Mindless-cattle-excrement-Cambridge-academics-verdict-Britains-health-safety-culture-falling-face-road-sign.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546692/Mindless-cattle-excrement-Cambridge-academics-verdict-Britains-health-safety-culture-falling-face-road-sign.html)

JOM.......... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2014, 03:38:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 03:28:44 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546692/Mindless-cattle-excrement-Cambridge-academics-verdict-Britains-health-safety-culture-falling-face-road-sign.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546692/Mindless-cattle-excrement-Cambridge-academics-verdict-Britains-health-safety-culture-falling-face-road-sign.html)

JOM.......... rubschin:

Yes, of course.  char048


eastdrink048
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 27, 2014, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2014, 03:38:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 03:28:44 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546692/Mindless-cattle-excrement-Cambridge-academics-verdict-Britains-health-safety-culture-falling-face-road-sign.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546692/Mindless-cattle-excrement-Cambridge-academics-verdict-Britains-health-safety-culture-falling-face-road-sign.html)

JOM.......... rubschin:

Yes, of course.  char048


eastdrink048

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2014, 03:27:21 PM
Hang on, so people are willing to pay good money just to watch someone eat a lot....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547254/South-Korean-woman-known-The-Diva-makes-9-400-month-streaming-eating-online-three-hours-day-manages-stay-chopstick-thin.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547254/South-Korean-woman-known-The-Diva-makes-9-400-month-streaming-eating-online-three-hours-day-manages-stay-chopstick-thin.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2014, 03:35:22 PM
Think BM is going to want his 360 degree camera after looking at this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2547067/Can-YOU-hidden-easter-eggs-Microsofts-billion-pixel-Seattle-image.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2547067/Can-YOU-hidden-easter-eggs-Microsofts-billion-pixel-Seattle-image.html)

So far the only easter egg I've found has been the lego men  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2014, 03:59:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2014, 03:27:21 PM
Hang on, so people are willing to pay good money just to watch someone eat a lot....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547254/South-Korean-woman-known-The-Diva-makes-9-400-month-streaming-eating-online-three-hours-day-manages-stay-chopstick-thin.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547254/South-Korean-woman-known-The-Diva-makes-9-400-month-streaming-eating-online-three-hours-day-manages-stay-chopstick-thin.html)

One of these plus a bucket. Simples.  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fphotos%2F10600000%2FBorg-Queen-star-trek-women-10692307-500-1025.jpg&hash=d02779bf2059aa3b9cbf5664907429f3e4b4977d)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2014, 05:19:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2014, 03:35:22 PM
Think BM is going to want his 360 degree camera after looking at this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2547067/Can-YOU-hidden-easter-eggs-Microsofts-billion-pixel-Seattle-image.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2547067/Can-YOU-hidden-easter-eggs-Microsofts-billion-pixel-Seattle-image.html)

So far the only easter egg I've found has been the lego men  redface:

Bugger, that's a timewaster....  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2014, 09:00:22 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/78966.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/78966.stm)

This was mentioned in an item on the wireless this morning.

I thought it made a rather sweeping assumption about the ethnicity of potential offenders.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 30, 2014, 12:40:30 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2014, 09:00:22 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/78966.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/78966.stm)

This was mentioned in an item on the wireless this morning.

I thought it made a rather sweeping assumption about the ethnicity of potential offenders.  noooo:
yes  noooo: rather unfortunate term that

still happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2014, 01:01:21 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2014, 09:00:22 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/78966.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/78966.stm)

This was mentioned in an item on the wireless this morning.

I thought it made a rather sweeping assumption about the ethnicity of potential offenders.  noooo:


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2014, 01:58:51 PM
I admit I've had my share of Jagerbombs in the past but feck me 5000 in 4 hours  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2548556/Organisers-student-night-5-000-Jagerbombs-downed-four-hours-say-not-promote-binge-drinking.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2548556/Organisers-student-night-5-000-Jagerbombs-downed-four-hours-say-not-promote-binge-drinking.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 30, 2014, 04:32:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 30, 2014, 12:40:30 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2014, 09:00:22 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/78966.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/78966.stm)

This was mentioned in an item on the wireless this morning.

I thought it made a rather sweeping assumption about the ethnicity of potential offenders.  noooo:
yes  noooo: rather unfortunate term that

still happy001

Pity about the copy typist including the stutter though - a good one would have redacted it . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2014, 06:39:23 PM
Wonder if they will get shite reviews on Trip Advisor  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2548643/Passing-The-100-night-hotel-couples-designed-look-like-COLON.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2548643/Passing-The-100-night-hotel-couples-designed-look-like-COLON.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2014, 06:41:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2014, 06:39:23 PM
Wonder if they will get shite reviews on Trip Advisor  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2548643/Passing-The-100-night-hotel-couples-designed-look-like-COLON.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2548643/Passing-The-100-night-hotel-couples-designed-look-like-COLON.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2014, 07:07:01 PM
I'm guessing that the house breakfast is a bowel of cereal  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2014, 07:14:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2014, 07:07:01 PM
I'm guessing that the house breakfast is a bowel of cereal  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2014, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2014, 07:07:01 PM
I'm guessing that the house breakfast is a bowel of cereal  whistle:

Colon Flakes...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 30, 2014, 07:53:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2014, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2014, 07:07:01 PM
I'm guessing that the house breakfast is a bowel of cereal  whistle:

Colon Flakes...
lol:

The air gas conditioning leaves a lot to be desired too
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2014, 07:59:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2014, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2014, 07:07:01 PM
I'm guessing that the house breakfast is a bowel of cereal  whistle:

Colon Flakes...
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2014, 08:42:22 PM
So you've divorced your wife but want her to stay on as a housekeeper while you bring in her replacement. I can see this going down well.   noooo:

Quote
The man could not understand why his former wife became “so aggressive” when he informed her of the new arrangements, the court heard.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10605856/Millionaire-asked-ex-wife-to-stay-on-as-housekeeper.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10605856/Millionaire-asked-ex-wife-to-stay-on-as-housekeeper.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2014, 08:44:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2014, 08:42:22 PM
So you've divorced your wife but want her to stay on as a housekeeper while you bring in her replacement. I can see this going down well.   noooo:

Quote
The man could not understand why his former wife became “so aggressive” when he informed her of the new arrangements, the court heard.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10605856/Millionaire-asked-ex-wife-to-stay-on-as-housekeeper.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10605856/Millionaire-asked-ex-wife-to-stay-on-as-housekeeper.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2014, 11:23:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2014, 08:44:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2014, 08:42:22 PM
So you've divorced your wife but want her to stay on as a housekeeper while you bring in her replacement. I can see this going down well.   noooo:

Quote
The man could not understand why his former wife became “so aggressive” when he informed her of the new arrangements, the court heard.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10605856/Millionaire-asked-ex-wife-to-stay-on-as-housekeeper.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10605856/Millionaire-asked-ex-wife-to-stay-on-as-housekeeper.html)

 rubschin:

 noooo: I just can't see you as a housekeeper
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2014, 01:13:46 PM
 eeek:         sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2549351/Its-like-cleanse-body-mind-Vomit-Painter-throws-canvas-create-Jackson-Pollock-style-splatter-paintings-Lady-Gaga-loves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2549351/Its-like-cleanse-body-mind-Vomit-Painter-throws-canvas-create-Jackson-Pollock-style-splatter-paintings-Lady-Gaga-loves.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on January 31, 2014, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2014, 01:13:46 PM
eeek:         sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2549351/Its-like-cleanse-body-mind-Vomit-Painter-throws-canvas-create-Jackson-Pollock-style-splatter-paintings-Lady-Gaga-loves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2549351/Its-like-cleanse-body-mind-Vomit-Painter-throws-canvas-create-Jackson-Pollock-style-splatter-paintings-Lady-Gaga-loves.html)

 sick2: sick2: She would  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2014, 07:43:02 PM
Darwin is off to a shocking start I see, "Lets get pissed and grab the overhead cable"b noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2549553/Moment-young-female-reveller-climbed-train-carriage-accidentally-touched-25-000-volt-power-line-sparking-huge-fireball-flung-ground.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2549553/Moment-young-female-reveller-climbed-train-carriage-accidentally-touched-25-000-volt-power-line-sparking-huge-fireball-flung-ground.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2014, 07:50:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2014, 07:43:02 PM
Darwin is off to a shocking start I see, "Lets get pissed and grab the overhead cable"b noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2549553/Moment-young-female-reveller-climbed-train-carriage-accidentally-touched-25-000-volt-power-line-sparking-huge-fireball-flung-ground.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2549553/Moment-young-female-reveller-climbed-train-carriage-accidentally-touched-25-000-volt-power-line-sparking-huge-fireball-flung-ground.html)

He needs to up his game....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2014, 07:53:57 PM
Maybe he just needs a holiday to recharge his batteries...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2014, 05:08:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2014, 07:53:57 PM
Maybe he just needs a holiday to recharge his batteries...  rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 06:20:14 AM
I've just been watching them discuss  this story  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/marshallislands/10609011/Cast-away-Shipwrecked-man-makes-land-after-16-months-adrift.html) on Sky  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 06:24:19 AM
 Sack this fucking idiot headmaster  (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/crackers-six-year-old-boy-3099500#.UuySk_tKbfU)  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2014, 12:00:52 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 06:24:19 AM
Sack this fucking idiot headmaster  (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/crackers-six-year-old-boy-3099500#.UuySk_tKbfU)  cussing:

No, hang him.... as a lesson to the others....  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:13:37 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 06:20:14 AM
I've just been watching them discuss  this story  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/marshallislands/10609011/Cast-away-Shipwrecked-man-makes-land-after-16-months-adrift.html) on Sky  :thumbsup:
eeek:

Amazing
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:16:36 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 06:24:19 AM
Sack this fucking idiot headmaster  (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/crackers-six-year-old-boy-3099500#.UuySk_tKbfU)  cussing:
Seconded

What a complete tosser.   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2014, 12:25:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:16:36 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 06:24:19 AM
Sack this fucking idiot headmaster  (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/crackers-six-year-old-boy-3099500#.UuySk_tKbfU)  cussing:
Seconded

What a complete tosser.   

Chris Snowdon nails this one rather well (http://velvetgloveironfist.blogspot.com/2014/02/a-message-from-lunchbox-police.html)...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:39:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2014, 12:25:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:16:36 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 06:24:19 AM
Sack this fucking idiot headmaster  (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/crackers-six-year-old-boy-3099500#.UuySk_tKbfU)  cussing:
Seconded

What a complete tosser.   

Chris Snowdon nails this one rather well (http://velvetgloveironfist.blogspot.com/2014/02/a-message-from-lunchbox-police.html)...

Actually he seems to miss it spectacularly

A school has a healthy food policy, debateable but the policy was there and clearly laid out what would happen if the parents did not obey it - they would have to pay

So what does the headmaster do.  Ignores his own policy and attacks the kid instead who will have a lifelong impression that authority is there to be abused.  And that's why the headmaster has to go.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2014, 02:45:38 PM
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/girl-sex-school-bus-elbows-boy-testicles-making-fun-queefs/ (http://elitedaily.com/news/world/girl-sex-school-bus-elbows-boy-testicles-making-fun-queefs/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2014, 02:56:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 01, 2014, 02:45:38 PM
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/girl-sex-school-bus-elbows-boy-testicles-making-fun-queefs/ (http://elitedaily.com/news/world/girl-sex-school-bus-elbows-boy-testicles-making-fun-queefs/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 04:41:09 PM
Sounds nicer than fanny-fart though  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2014, 04:49:33 PM
Are you a music fan? Is there some sliding scale?





















 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2014, 04:51:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 01, 2014, 04:49:33 PM
Are you a music fan? Is there some sliding scale?





















 drumroll:

horn:

 tunble:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2014, 05:13:49 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 04:41:09 PM
Sounds nicer than fanny-fart though  lol:
lol:

what about toot-toot toot?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 01, 2014, 05:15:32 PM
Well it puts a different slant on "blowing one's own trumpet"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 09:04:33 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 01, 2014, 05:15:32 PM
Well it puts a different slant on "blowing one's own trumpet"

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 01, 2014, 09:05:56 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 09:04:33 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 01, 2014, 05:15:32 PM
Well it puts a different slant on "blowing one's own trumpet"

 lol:

 drumroll:   lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 09:14:26 PM
 They were close  (http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/01/chinese-new-year-bbc-welcomes-year-of-the-whores-in-caption-fail-4286753/)   lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 01, 2014, 11:14:52 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 04:41:09 PM
Sounds nicer than fanny-fart though  lol:

 Shocked:    lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 02, 2014, 05:53:48 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 09:14:26 PM
They were close  (http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/01/chinese-new-year-bbc-welcomes-year-of-the-whores-in-caption-fail-4286753/)   lol:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2014, 07:56:30 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 09:14:26 PM
They were close  (http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/01/chinese-new-year-bbc-welcomes-year-of-the-whores-in-caption-fail-4286753/)   lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2014, 11:44:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 02, 2014, 07:56:30 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 09:14:26 PM
They were close  (http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/01/chinese-new-year-bbc-welcomes-year-of-the-whores-in-caption-fail-4286753/)   lol:

happy001
lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 02, 2014, 02:32:10 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 09:14:26 PM
They were close  (http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/01/chinese-new-year-bbc-welcomes-year-of-the-whores-in-caption-fail-4286753/)   lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2014, 05:12:09 PM
Hmm I wonder why he couldn't get a passport..  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550454/Britains-tattooed-man-fails-application-passport-changing-King-Ink.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550454/Britains-tattooed-man-fails-application-passport-changing-King-Ink.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2014, 05:55:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2014, 05:12:09 PM
Hmm I wonder why he couldn't get a passport..  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550454/Britains-tattooed-man-fails-application-passport-changing-King-Ink.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550454/Britains-tattooed-man-fails-application-passport-changing-King-Ink.html)

What a mong....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2014, 09:11:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2014, 05:55:04 AM
What a mong....  noooo:

That explains why he is a Lib Dem activist  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2014, 10:28:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2014, 09:11:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2014, 05:55:04 AM
What a mong....  noooo:

That explains why he is a Lib Dem activist  rubschin:

You'd vote for them if he turned up on your doorstep wouldn't you....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2014, 12:14:15 PM
SHADOW BOXING RAPPER FALLS FROM A WINDOW  (http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/newsgallery/?page=3&news_id=35641)

happy001

Quote
A rapper fell to his death when he practised his shadow boxing at an open window after taking cocaine, an inquest heard today.

Shaka Wilmot, 39, began shouting and throwing jabs and crosses at a party with friends at his Notting Hill home.

He lost balance and plunged head first out of his window as his guests looked on, Westminster Coroner's Court heard.

Nice work Mr. Darwin sir....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2014, 12:28:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2014, 12:14:15 PM
SHADOW BOXING RAPPER FALLS FROM A WINDOW  (http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/newsgallery/?page=3&news_id=35641)

happy001

Quote
A rapper fell to his death when he practised his shadow boxing at an open window after taking cocaine, an inquest heard today.

Shaka Wilmot, 39, began shouting and throwing jabs and crosses at a party with friends at his Notting Hill home.

He lost balance and plunged head first out of his window as his guests looked on, Westminster Coroner's Court heard.

Nice work Mr. Darwin sir....  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 12:47:50 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 03, 2014, 12:28:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2014, 12:14:15 PM
SHADOW BOXING RAPPER FALLS FROM A WINDOW  (http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/newsgallery/?page=3&news_id=35641)

happy001

Quote
A rapper fell to his death when he practised his shadow boxing at an open window after taking cocaine, an inquest heard today.

Shaka Wilmot, 39, began shouting and throwing jabs and crosses at a party with friends at his Notting Hill home.

He lost balance and plunged head first out of his window as his guests looked on, Westminster Coroner's Court heard.

Nice work Mr. Darwin sir....  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2014, 12:56:24 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 03, 2014, 12:28:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2014, 12:14:15 PM
SHADOW BOXING RAPPER FALLS FROM A WINDOW  (http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/newsgallery/?page=3&news_id=35641)

happy001

Quote
A rapper fell to his death when he practised his shadow boxing at an open window after taking cocaine, an inquest heard today.

Shaka Wilmot, 39, began shouting and throwing jabs and crosses at a party with friends at his Notting Hill home.

He lost balance and plunged head first out of his window as his guests looked on, Westminster Coroner's Court heard.

Nice work Mr. Darwin sir....  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
happy001

May I be forgiven an Affs here

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sunnyskyz.com%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F01%2Ftwk3s-securedownload.jpg&hash=08812853c584f59e84f86baf135ed407d827b6d3)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 12:59:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2014, 12:56:24 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 03, 2014, 12:28:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2014, 12:14:15 PM
SHADOW BOXING RAPPER FALLS FROM A WINDOW  (http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/newsgallery/?page=3&news_id=35641)

happy001

Quote
A rapper fell to his death when he practised his shadow boxing at an open window after taking cocaine, an inquest heard today.

Shaka Wilmot, 39, began shouting and throwing jabs and crosses at a party with friends at his Notting Hill home.

He lost balance and plunged head first out of his window as his guests looked on, Westminster Coroner's Court heard.

Nice work Mr. Darwin sir....  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
happy001

May I be forgiven an Affs here

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sunnyskyz.com%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F01%2Ftwk3s-securedownload.jpg&hash=08812853c584f59e84f86baf135ed407d827b6d3)
I think you are allowed that one.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 01:12:54 PM


"Just a poor boy, from a poor family" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-26014868)  ::)

I bet 'Giant Manila' shares in South Africa have taken a tumble.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2014, 03:32:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 01:12:54 PM


"Just a poor boy, from a poor family" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-26014868)  ::)

I bet 'Giant Manila' shares in South Africa have taken a tumble.  noooo:

His family were fighting over it before he crocked....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2014, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 03, 2014, 03:32:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 01:12:54 PM


"Just a poor boy, from a poor family" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-26014868)  ::)

I bet 'Giant Manila' shares in South Africa have taken a tumble.  noooo:

His family were fighting over it before he crocked....... noooo:

Do they still cook people over there?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 04:41:19 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 03, 2014, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 03, 2014, 03:32:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 01:12:54 PM


"Just a poor boy, from a poor family" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-26014868)  ::)

I bet 'Giant Manila' shares in South Africa have taken a tumble.  noooo:

His family were fighting over it before he crocked....... noooo:

Do they still cook people over there?  rubschin:
No, just books
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2014, 04:53:35 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 04:41:19 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 03, 2014, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 03, 2014, 03:32:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 01:12:54 PM


"Just a poor boy, from a poor family" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-26014868)  ::)

I bet 'Giant Manila' shares in South Africa have taken a tumble.  noooo:

His family were fighting over it before he crocked....... noooo:

Do they still cook people over there?  rubschin:
No, just books

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2014, 05:04:31 PM
Living in Cornwall I know one or two mad surfers but they have nothing on this guy, an 80ft wave..  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F02%2F03%2Farticle-2550859-1B290E6A00000578-641_964x630.jpg&hash=a895e56b8fbfb8283538368c4798b63c7a170d93)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550859/Has-British-plumber-conquered-biggest-wave-surfed-Father-two-Devon-pictured-hurtling-monster-80ft-wall-water-Portuguese-coast.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550859/Has-British-plumber-conquered-biggest-wave-surfed-Father-two-Devon-pictured-hurtling-monster-80ft-wall-water-Portuguese-coast.html)

 worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2014, 05:11:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2014, 05:04:31 PM
Living in Cornwall I know one or two mad surfers but they have nothing on this guy, an 80ft wave..  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F02%2F03%2Farticle-2550859-1B290E6A00000578-641_964x630.jpg&hash=a895e56b8fbfb8283538368c4798b63c7a170d93)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550859/Has-British-plumber-conquered-biggest-wave-surfed-Father-two-Devon-pictured-hurtling-monster-80ft-wall-water-Portuguese-coast.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550859/Has-British-plumber-conquered-biggest-wave-surfed-Father-two-Devon-pictured-hurtling-monster-80ft-wall-water-Portuguese-coast.html)

 worthy:

 eeek:  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 05:53:53 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsnowbrains.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2Fsurfeur-requin.jpg&hash=7b4745519d89bd4ee2d20af39fe07d827ac2f613)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2014, 11:20:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550905/Single-mother-claims-2-000-month-state-handouts-600-bus-lane-fines-slashed-says-afford-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550905/Single-mother-claims-2-000-month-state-handouts-600-bus-lane-fines-slashed-says-afford-them.html)


SLAG............ cussing:     (and a NLS  noooo: )
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2014, 11:20:52 PM
Hey Nick you should apply for this, surviving your exploits must indicate something out of the ordinary...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2550990/Are-SUPERHUMAN-Scientists-want-people-strange-traits-reveal-earn-10-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2550990/Are-SUPERHUMAN-Scientists-want-people-strange-traits-reveal-earn-10-000.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2014, 11:22:55 PM
Just on the facebook page? Could be just as well he didn't look on here as well...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551070/Old-Etonian-businessman-dubbed-Mr-Toad-vicious-Facebook-hate-page-set-disgruntled-former-employee-wins-9-000-libel-damages-payout.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551070/Old-Etonian-businessman-dubbed-Mr-Toad-vicious-Facebook-hate-page-set-disgruntled-former-employee-wins-9-000-libel-damages-payout.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2014, 08:49:15 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-26021763 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-26021763)   scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2014, 01:24:54 PM
Just a thought but is Bristol flooded at the moment.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2014, 04:27:39 PM
I think you are really going to have to work at buttering up LL to have a snowballs chance in hell of getting this BM..  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F02%2F04%2Farticle-2551452-1B2FEF1D00000578-512_634x422.jpg&hash=fea3d6caa6f197a3f13d496e92da4424363d80e3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551452/Germany-company-sells-cockpit-simulator-200-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551452/Germany-company-sells-cockpit-simulator-200-000.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2014, 04:31:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2014, 04:27:39 PM
I think you are really going to have to work at buttering up LL to have a snowballs chance in hell of getting this BM..  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F02%2F04%2Farticle-2551452-1B2FEF1D00000578-512_634x422.jpg&hash=fea3d6caa6f197a3f13d496e92da4424363d80e3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551452/Germany-company-sells-cockpit-simulator-200-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551452/Germany-company-sells-cockpit-simulator-200-000.html)


Drool:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 04, 2014, 04:37:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 04, 2014, 04:31:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2014, 04:27:39 PM
I think you are really going to have to work at buttering up LL to have a snowballs chance in hell of getting this BM..  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F02%2F04%2Farticle-2551452-1B2FEF1D00000578-512_634x422.jpg&hash=fea3d6caa6f197a3f13d496e92da4424363d80e3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551452/Germany-company-sells-cockpit-simulator-200-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551452/Germany-company-sells-cockpit-simulator-200-000.html)


Drool:

Standard A318/319/320/321/330/340/380 flight deck. I've sat in the real things for brake-riding purposes so often it bores me now...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2014, 04:40:34 PM
I spent time on the Sea King simulator at Culdrose when I was a kid and again on a college trip, great fun. Was really chuffed when I managed to land on a carrier on my second attempt.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 04, 2014, 06:04:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 04, 2014, 04:31:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2014, 04:27:39 PM
I think you are really going to have to work at buttering up LL to have a snowballs chance in hell of getting this BM..  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F02%2F04%2Farticle-2551452-1B2FEF1D00000578-512_634x422.jpg&hash=fea3d6caa6f197a3f13d496e92da4424363d80e3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551452/Germany-company-sells-cockpit-simulator-200-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551452/Germany-company-sells-cockpit-simulator-200-000.html)


Drool:

I'd rather have the two cheery looking frauleins . . . .      whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 04, 2014, 06:32:32 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 04, 2014, 06:04:29 PM
I'd rather have the two cheery looking frauleins . . . .      whistle:
"Former Lufthansa stewards Hans and Gunther"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2014, 06:34:21 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 04, 2014, 06:32:32 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 04, 2014, 06:04:29 PM
I'd rather have the two cheery looking frauleins . . . .      whistle:
"Former Lufthansa stewards Hans and Gunther"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2014, 11:17:22 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-25962183 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-25962183)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2014, 12:09:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2014, 11:17:22 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-25962183 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-25962183)
eeek:

Don't tell the BNP
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2014, 01:05:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 05, 2014, 12:09:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2014, 11:17:22 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-25962183 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-25962183)
eeek:

Don't tell the BNP

 lol: lol:

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/02/ets-tell-us-why-they-cannot-openly-land-their-spaceships-2891004.html (http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/02/ets-tell-us-why-they-cannot-openly-land-their-spaceships-2891004.html)

 eeek: eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2014, 01:33:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:39:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2014, 12:25:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:16:36 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 06:24:19 AM
Sack this fucking idiot headmaster  (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/crackers-six-year-old-boy-3099500#.UuySk_tKbfU)  cussing:
Seconded

What a complete tosser.   

Chris Snowdon nails this one rather well (http://velvetgloveironfist.blogspot.com/2014/02/a-message-from-lunchbox-police.html)...

Actually he seems to miss it spectacularly

A school has a healthy food policy, debateable but the policy was there and clearly laid out what would happen if the parents did not obey it - they would have to pay

So what does the headmaster do.  Ignores his own policy and attacks the kid instead who will have a lifelong impression that authority is there to be abused.  And that's why the headmaster has to go.

And now that his parents have complained about this tosser to the media what does he do? He expells the kid AND his little brother on under the context of  a 'persistent and deliberate breach of school policy, such as bringing in crisps, biscuits, sausage rolls, mini sausages, scotch eggs and similar'. The odds are now that neither kid will trust authority again. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552081/Boy-six-suspended-school-taking-packet-Mini-Cheddars-lunchbox-EXPELLED-parents-vented-outrage-press.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552081/Boy-six-suspended-school-taking-packet-Mini-Cheddars-lunchbox-EXPELLED-parents-vented-outrage-press.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2014, 02:22:56 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552154/Woman-jailed-trolling-HERSELF-24-year-old-bombarded-Facebook-page-fake-abuse-bid-incriminate-estranged-family.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552154/Woman-jailed-trolling-HERSELF-24-year-old-bombarded-Facebook-page-fake-abuse-bid-incriminate-estranged-family.html)

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2014, 03:08:27 PM
Is she the pie eating relative of that gerl they reconstructed in Sussex?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 03:21:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552186/Policeman-given-430-000-payout-humiliation-suffered-video-using-truncheon-smash-pensioners-window-went-viral-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552186/Policeman-given-430-000-payout-humiliation-suffered-video-using-truncheon-smash-pensioners-window-went-viral-online.html)

What a fecking joke........ noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2014, 03:23:25 PM
The bastard WELSH  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2014, 03:24:49 PM
Not really a headline but....

http://thoughtcatalog.com/jessica-blankenship/2014/01/this-anti-skipping-school-ad-is-the-most-disturbing-thing-ive-ever-seen/ (http://thoughtcatalog.com/jessica-blankenship/2014/01/this-anti-skipping-school-ad-is-the-most-disturbing-thing-ive-ever-seen/)

 eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2014, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2014, 02:22:56 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552154/Woman-jailed-trolling-HERSELF-24-year-old-bombarded-Facebook-page-fake-abuse-bid-incriminate-estranged-family.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552154/Woman-jailed-trolling-HERSELF-24-year-old-bombarded-Facebook-page-fake-abuse-bid-incriminate-estranged-family.html)

 noooo: noooo:

I have to admit I'm amazed by this story, I've been to Par a couple of times and its the kind of place that still has cargo cults and wicker men so I'd never have expected someone to be able to use a computer.  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 03:52:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2014, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2014, 02:22:56 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552154/Woman-jailed-trolling-HERSELF-24-year-old-bombarded-Facebook-page-fake-abuse-bid-incriminate-estranged-family.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552154/Woman-jailed-trolling-HERSELF-24-year-old-bombarded-Facebook-page-fake-abuse-bid-incriminate-estranged-family.html)

 noooo: noooo:

I have to admit I'm amazed by this story, I've been to Par a couple of times and its the kind of place that still has cargo cults and wicker men so I'd never have expected someone to be able to use a computer.  Shocked:

The thing that surprised me was ....

"Chapman had been cautioned for a similar offence of sending a false message in 2009 - and yet police still took her allegations seriously ".... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2014, 03:58:02 PM
Given what I have seen of some of the police officers down here I can easily believe that part.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 07:40:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 03:21:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552186/Policeman-given-430-000-payout-humiliation-suffered-video-using-truncheon-smash-pensioners-window-went-viral-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552186/Policeman-given-430-000-payout-humiliation-suffered-video-using-truncheon-smash-pensioners-window-went-viral-online.html)

What a fecking joke........ noooo: noooo:

And it gets better.........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552362/Policeman-sues-police-force-racial-discrimination-colleagues-refer-Romany-gypsies-travellers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552362/Policeman-sues-police-force-racial-discrimination-colleagues-refer-Romany-gypsies-travellers.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2014, 09:10:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2014, 01:33:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:39:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2014, 12:25:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:16:36 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 01, 2014, 06:24:19 AM
Sack this fucking idiot headmaster  (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/crackers-six-year-old-boy-3099500#.UuySk_tKbfU)  cussing:
Seconded

What a complete tosser.   

Chris Snowdon nails this one rather well (http://velvetgloveironfist.blogspot.com/2014/02/a-message-from-lunchbox-police.html)...

Actually he seems to miss it spectacularly

A school has a healthy food policy, debateable but the policy was there and clearly laid out what would happen if the parents did not obey it - they would have to pay

So what does the headmaster do.  Ignores his own policy and attacks the kid instead who will have a lifelong impression that authority is there to be abused.  And that's why the headmaster has to go.

And now that his parents have complained about this tosser to the media what does he do? He expells the kid AND his little brother on under the context of  a 'persistent and deliberate breach of school policy, such as bringing in crisps, biscuits, sausage rolls, mini sausages, scotch eggs and similar'. The odds are now that neither kid will trust authority again. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552081/Boy-six-suspended-school-taking-packet-Mini-Cheddars-lunchbox-EXPELLED-parents-vented-outrage-press.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552081/Boy-six-suspended-school-taking-packet-Mini-Cheddars-lunchbox-EXPELLED-parents-vented-outrage-press.html)
He's a complete arsehole as seems he's the one continually breaking the rules.  All he had to do was confiscate the meal and charge the parents as per his letter.  And then if they didn't pay take it further.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2014, 09:34:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 07:40:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 03:21:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552186/Policeman-given-430-000-payout-humiliation-suffered-video-using-truncheon-smash-pensioners-window-went-viral-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552186/Policeman-given-430-000-payout-humiliation-suffered-video-using-truncheon-smash-pensioners-window-went-viral-online.html)

What a fecking joke........ noooo: noooo:

And it gets better.........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552362/Policeman-sues-police-force-racial-discrimination-colleagues-refer-Romany-gypsies-travellers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552362/Policeman-sues-police-force-racial-discrimination-colleagues-refer-Romany-gypsies-travellers.html)

 noooo:

I bet he is so offended that when if he wins he will immediately give any compensation to Romany clans. Mealy mouthed greedy opportunistic cockwomble.  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 09:49:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2014, 09:34:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 07:40:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 03:21:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552186/Policeman-given-430-000-payout-humiliation-suffered-video-using-truncheon-smash-pensioners-window-went-viral-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552186/Policeman-given-430-000-payout-humiliation-suffered-video-using-truncheon-smash-pensioners-window-went-viral-online.html)

What a fecking joke........ noooo: noooo:

And it gets better.........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552362/Policeman-sues-police-force-racial-discrimination-colleagues-refer-Romany-gypsies-travellers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552362/Policeman-sues-police-force-racial-discrimination-colleagues-refer-Romany-gypsies-travellers.html)

 noooo:

I bet he is so offended that when if he wins he will immediately give any compensation to Romany clans. Mealy mouthed greedy opportunistic cockwomble.  cussing:

More likely he will go travelling....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2014, 10:53:52 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552359/Moment-arsonist-set-left-arm-alight-dousing-HIMSELF-petrol-bungled-attack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552359/Moment-arsonist-set-left-arm-alight-dousing-HIMSELF-petrol-bungled-attack.html)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 11:07:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2014, 10:53:52 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552359/Moment-arsonist-set-left-arm-alight-dousing-HIMSELF-petrol-bungled-attack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552359/Moment-arsonist-set-left-arm-alight-dousing-HIMSELF-petrol-bungled-attack.html)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 05, 2014, 11:11:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2014, 10:53:52 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552359/Moment-arsonist-set-left-arm-alight-dousing-HIMSELF-petrol-bungled-attack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552359/Moment-arsonist-set-left-arm-alight-dousing-HIMSELF-petrol-bungled-attack.html)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2014, 11:14:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 11:07:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2014, 10:53:52 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552359/Moment-arsonist-set-left-arm-alight-dousing-HIMSELF-petrol-bungled-attack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552359/Moment-arsonist-set-left-arm-alight-dousing-HIMSELF-petrol-bungled-attack.html)

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:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I hope it's really really painful - before it drops off
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2014, 03:38:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 03:21:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552186/Policeman-given-430-000-payout-humiliation-suffered-video-using-truncheon-smash-pensioners-window-went-viral-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552186/Policeman-given-430-000-payout-humiliation-suffered-video-using-truncheon-smash-pensioners-window-went-viral-online.html)

What a fecking joke........ noooo: noooo:

The moron isn't happy with the media coverage I see

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2553012/Mike-Baillon-Policeman-quit-smashing-pensioners-car-baton-admits-430-000-payoff-MASSIVE-money-insists-attack-wasnt-top.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2553012/Mike-Baillon-Policeman-quit-smashing-pensioners-car-baton-admits-430-000-payoff-MASSIVE-money-insists-attack-wasnt-top.html)

So you are saying that the attack wasn't over the top, that beating the hell out of the side of a range rover with your baton like some demented pinata playing moron while your colleague climbs on to the bonnet and kicks in the windscreen before hauling out the 74 year old driver is acceptable police procedure? You weren't dealing with a hardened criminal with a weapon, you pulled over this guy for not wearing a seatbelt until, likely caused by a breakdown in communication given your obvious skills in diplomacy, he drove off before you were finished with him.

Quote
The chase:
‘He wasn’t driving particularly fast, but he forced a pedal cyclist to jump off his bike into a hedge, drove on the verge when a van blocked his path and drove on the wrong side of a blind junction.’

So he wasn't speeding but made mistakes and showed some poor judgement in driving and at a guess I'd say that was down to him being rattled by you following him.

Quote
The attack:
‘It was a strong use of force that was required to get into the vehicle, to disable the vehicle and stop it going any further.’


Required my arse, firstly HE HAD STOPPED! And secondly a few seconds after you start using his car like a fucking drum you have 2 other officers appear which would indicate at least one more police car. You could have acted like professionals and blocked him in instead of acting like thugs with a badge.

I can't help but wonder how many other incidents like this you have been part of.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2014, 03:46:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2014, 03:38:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 05, 2014, 03:21:11 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552186/Policeman-given-430-000-payout-humiliation-suffered-video-using-truncheon-smash-pensioners-window-went-viral-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552186/Policeman-given-430-000-payout-humiliation-suffered-video-using-truncheon-smash-pensioners-window-went-viral-online.html)

What a fecking joke........ noooo: noooo:

The moron isn't happy with the media coverage I see

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2553012/Mike-Baillon-Policeman-quit-smashing-pensioners-car-baton-admits-430-000-payoff-MASSIVE-money-insists-attack-wasnt-top.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2553012/Mike-Baillon-Policeman-quit-smashing-pensioners-car-baton-admits-430-000-payoff-MASSIVE-money-insists-attack-wasnt-top.html)

So you are saying that the attack wasn't over the top, that beating the hell out of the side of a range rover with your baton like some demented pinata playing moron while your colleague climbs on to the bonnet and kicks in the windscreen before hauling out the 74 year old driver is acceptable police procedure? You weren't dealing with a hardened criminal with a weapon, you pulled over this guy for not wearing a seatbelt until, likely caused by a breakdown in communication given your obvious skills in diplomacy, he drove off before you were finished with him.

Quote
The chase:
‘He wasn’t driving particularly fast, but he forced a pedal cyclist to jump off his bike into a hedge, drove on the verge when a van blocked his path and drove on the wrong side of a blind junction.’

So he wasn't speeding but made mistakes and showed some poor judgement in driving and at a guess I'd say that was down to him being rattled by you following him.

Quote
The attack:
‘It was a strong use of force that was required to get into the vehicle, to disable the vehicle and stop it going any further.’


Required my arse, firstly HE HAD STOPPED! And secondly a few seconds after you start using his car like a fucking drum you have 2 other officers appear which would indicate at least one more police car. You could have acted like professionals and blocked him in instead of acting like thugs with a badge.

I can't help but wonder how many other incidents like this you have been part of.

What makes my piss boil is he got compensation for his emotional state ......the bloke in the Range Rover got 20,000 compensation for the car ...maybe 
he should claim too......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2014, 03:54:46 PM
Sue the officer for emotional stress, this way any compensation comes from the money that tosser got.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2014, 03:56:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2014, 03:54:46 PM
Sue the officer for emotional stress, this way any compensation comes from the money that tosser got.

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2014, 05:37:21 PM
Problem is we don't get to see the whole story.    The car chase was apparently over 15 minutes but the video leaked to YouTube selectively showed only on the last minute or two.  Even so you can clearly hear the sirens going and the driver should have stopped

It's also said that during that over 15 minute car chase the Range Rover driver Whatley drove dangerously more than once and had in any event driven off before while being stopped.  Whatley was the author of his own misfortune and should not have got a penny, instead incl costs he got £65k FFS

I'm not his greatest fan but imho David Davies has this one right.   



Update:  here's the whole series of events:  At 4.10 rogue driver sets off when he shouldn't and then there's 17 minutes of dull blues and twos chase where the git picks roads he can't be passed on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6DRNeTgFsM&noredirect=1 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6DRNeTgFsM&noredirect=1)

Smash his windows, I'd have smashed an arm or two

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2014, 08:06:57 PM
Nottingham cancels 'bag a slag' event

 rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-26066153 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-26066153)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2014, 08:11:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 06, 2014, 08:06:57 PM
Nottingham cancles 'bag a slag' event

 rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-26066153 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-26066153)

Poor Nick....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2014, 08:53:09 PM
What............the............fuck??  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552935/Shocking-video-shows-man-drinking-pint-cider-urine-mixed-LIVE-FISH-NekNominate-online-craze.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552935/Shocking-video-shows-man-drinking-pint-cider-urine-mixed-LIVE-FISH-NekNominate-online-craze.html)

Darwin I think we have your next victim subject  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2014, 08:56:21 PM
I do love the fact that Mounts Bay is a UFO hotspot  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2553053/Is-UFO-just-4-3billion-year-old-meteor-plummeting-Earth-45-miles-second.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2553053/Is-UFO-just-4-3billion-year-old-meteor-plummeting-Earth-45-miles-second.html)

If ET landed there he'd be off like a shot as soon as the 'Abandon hope all ye who land here' warning signs were in place.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 06, 2014, 09:24:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 06, 2014, 05:37:21 PM
Problem is we don't get to see the whole story.    The car chase was apparently over 15 minutes but the video leaked to YouTube selectively showed only on the last minute or two.  Even so you can clearly hear the sirens going and the driver should have stopped

It's also said that during that over 15 minute car chase the Range Rover driver Whatley drove dangerously more than once and had in any event driven off before while being stopped.  Whatley was the author of his own misfortune and should not have got a penny, instead incl costs he got £65k FFS

I'm not his greatest fan but imho David Davies has this one right.   



Update:  here's the whole series of events:  At 4.10 rogue driver sets off when he shouldn't and then there's 17 minutes of dull blues and twos chase where the git picks roads he can't be passed on.

Smash his windows, I'd have smashed an arm or two

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2014, 03:46:58 PM
Not a gallery I'd want to see on a hot summers day...  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2555693/Art-thats-not-sniffed-Microbiologist-paints-portraits-Carol-Vorderman-Stephen-Fry-using-ARMPIT-BACTERIA.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2555693/Art-thats-not-sniffed-Microbiologist-paints-portraits-Carol-Vorderman-Stephen-Fry-using-ARMPIT-BACTERIA.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 10, 2014, 03:49:12 PM
This is beyond belief . . .

http://ahsstudents.org.uk/article/students-union-bans-images-flying-spaghetti-monster/ (http://ahsstudents.org.uk/article/students-union-bans-images-flying-spaghetti-monster/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2014, 03:53:45 PM
I worked there for a while. I can believe it  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2014, 09:26:54 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2555756/Cameron-misses-crunch-Commons-vote-ban-smoking-cars-carrying-children-visit-flooded-Somerset.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2555756/Cameron-misses-crunch-Commons-vote-ban-smoking-cars-carrying-children-visit-flooded-Somerset.html)


What are the peados gonna do after sex........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2014, 11:22:33 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 10, 2014, 03:53:45 PM
I worked there for a while. I can believe it  noooo:
It was your idea you say  ;)

Seriously  Banghead Banghead Banghead lunacy.  Idiots trying to hide their own lack of faith
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2014, 07:28:08 PM
Ten grand to make yourself look like 'Lucifer'. I have news for you mate, you just look like a cock.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F02%2F11%2Farticle-2556793-1B5BE5CC00000578-935_634x422.jpg&hash=8167dc996eb7b24403c0419034bcf3fcbe566996)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2556793/Modification-artist-spends-10-000-attempting-turn-Devil.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2556793/Modification-artist-spends-10-000-attempting-turn-Devil.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2014, 09:50:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2014, 07:28:08 PM
Ten grand to make yourself look like 'Lucifer'. I have news for you mate, you just look like a cock.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F02%2F11%2Farticle-2556793-1B5BE5CC00000578-935_634x422.jpg&hash=8167dc996eb7b24403c0419034bcf3fcbe566996)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2556793/Modification-artist-spends-10-000-attempting-turn-Devil.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2556793/Modification-artist-spends-10-000-attempting-turn-Devil.html)

Nick has changed the colour of his beard?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2014, 03:28:00 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557146/The-Flowerpot-Bandit-Man-holds-petrol-station-wearing-flowerpot-head-wielding-chainsaw-manages-steal-bottle-soft-drink.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557146/The-Flowerpot-Bandit-Man-holds-petrol-station-wearing-flowerpot-head-wielding-chainsaw-manages-steal-bottle-soft-drink.html)

Where was BM last week........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2014, 03:35:56 AM
Wrong country Apey, plus if it was BM there would probably have been some kind of accident with the chainsaw.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2014, 03:42:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2014, 03:35:56 AM
Wrong country Apey, plus if it was BM there would probably have been some kind of accident with the chainsaw.  rubschin:

True and it was a soft drink.... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2014, 11:14:44 PM
And this is why you have to be careful when going drinking with Baldy  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2557598/I-woke-tattoo-said-Barry-T-arm-Man-19-perils-drinking-inking.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2557598/I-woke-tattoo-said-Barry-T-arm-Man-19-perils-drinking-inking.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2014, 11:19:21 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557600/BREAKING-NEWS-Anti-terror-officers-searching-house-Crawley-connection-claims-Briton-staged-suicide-bomb-attack-Syria.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557600/BREAKING-NEWS-Anti-terror-officers-searching-house-Crawley-connection-claims-Briton-staged-suicide-bomb-attack-Syria.html)

Check out the address........ noooo:   ;D

They should have known..... noooo:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2014, 11:25:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2014, 11:19:21 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557600/BREAKING-NEWS-Anti-terror-officers-searching-house-Crawley-connection-claims-Briton-staged-suicide-bomb-attack-Syria.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557600/BREAKING-NEWS-Anti-terror-officers-searching-house-Crawley-connection-claims-Briton-staged-suicide-bomb-attack-Syria.html)

Check out the address........ noooo:   ;D

They should have known..... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2014, 01:53:10 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2014, 11:19:21 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557600/BREAKING-NEWS-Anti-terror-officers-searching-house-Crawley-connection-claims-Briton-staged-suicide-bomb-attack-Syria.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557600/BREAKING-NEWS-Anti-terror-officers-searching-house-Crawley-connection-claims-Briton-staged-suicide-bomb-attack-Syria.html)

Check out the address........ noooo:   ;D

They should have known..... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2014, 05:19:48 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 13, 2014, 01:53:10 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2014, 11:19:21 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557600/BREAKING-NEWS-Anti-terror-officers-searching-house-Crawley-connection-claims-Briton-staged-suicide-bomb-attack-Syria.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557600/BREAKING-NEWS-Anti-terror-officers-searching-house-Crawley-connection-claims-Briton-staged-suicide-bomb-attack-Syria.html)

Check out the address........ noooo:   ;D

They should have known..... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Martyrs Avenue.... WTF???  confused:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2014, 05:21:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 13, 2014, 05:19:48 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 13, 2014, 01:53:10 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2014, 11:19:21 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557600/BREAKING-NEWS-Anti-terror-officers-searching-house-Crawley-connection-claims-Briton-staged-suicide-bomb-attack-Syria.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557600/BREAKING-NEWS-Anti-terror-officers-searching-house-Crawley-connection-claims-Briton-staged-suicide-bomb-attack-Syria.html)

Check out the address........ noooo:   ;D

They should have known..... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Martyrs Avenue.... WTF???  confused:

I had to read it twice... ;D noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2014, 05:26:27 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 13, 2014, 05:21:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 13, 2014, 05:19:48 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 13, 2014, 01:53:10 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2014, 11:19:21 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557600/BREAKING-NEWS-Anti-terror-officers-searching-house-Crawley-connection-claims-Briton-staged-suicide-bomb-attack-Syria.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557600/BREAKING-NEWS-Anti-terror-officers-searching-house-Crawley-connection-claims-Briton-staged-suicide-bomb-attack-Syria.html)

Check out the address........ noooo:   ;D

They should have known..... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Martyrs Avenue.... WTF???  confused:

I had to read it twice... ;D noooo:

Amazing. They have all those supercomputers at GCHQ intercepting every e-mail and phone call looking for clues to terrorism but they couldn't pick out Abdul Waheed Majeed from Martyrs Avenue...   Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2014, 02:52:05 PM
A dwarf who lost his driver's licence? This kid is going to go far in life.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558223/10-year-old-boy-steals-parents-car-visit-grandparents-tells-police-dwarf-forgot-drivers-license.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558223/10-year-old-boy-steals-parents-car-visit-grandparents-tells-police-dwarf-forgot-drivers-license.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2014, 02:53:20 PM
That is the kind of thing The Boy would have done  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 13, 2014, 03:00:03 PM
<<< awaits the inevitable jokes >>>
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2014, 03:02:13 PM
AN idea for Miss C  :thumbsup:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/24/from-crap-to-crop-how-human-excrement-could-fertilise-our-farmlands-3895146/  (http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/24/from-crap-to-crop-how-human-excrement-could-fertilise-our-farmlands-3895146/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2014, 03:02:59 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on February 13, 2014, 03:00:03 PM
<<< awaits the inevitable jokes >>>

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2014, 03:03:11 PM
BM may want to pass this one by...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558398/Woman-cuts-tattoo-cheating-ex-boyfriends-scalpel-POSTS-skin-told-emigrating-Alaska-instead-moved-woman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558398/Woman-cuts-tattoo-cheating-ex-boyfriends-scalpel-POSTS-skin-told-emigrating-Alaska-instead-moved-woman.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 13, 2014, 03:53:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2014, 03:03:11 PM
BM may want to pass this one by...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558398/Woman-cuts-tattoo-cheating-ex-boyfriends-scalpel-POSTS-skin-told-emigrating-Alaska-instead-moved-woman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558398/Woman-cuts-tattoo-cheating-ex-boyfriends-scalpel-POSTS-skin-told-emigrating-Alaska-instead-moved-woman.html)

 eeek:

Don't know about "Chopper's Bitch" - I'd say "Weird Bitch" would be most appropriate!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2014, 03:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on February 13, 2014, 03:00:03 PM
<<< awaits the inevitable jokes >>>

 shutup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2014, 04:24:10 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 13, 2014, 03:53:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2014, 03:03:11 PM
BM may want to pass this one by...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558398/Woman-cuts-tattoo-cheating-ex-boyfriends-scalpel-POSTS-skin-told-emigrating-Alaska-instead-moved-woman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558398/Woman-cuts-tattoo-cheating-ex-boyfriends-scalpel-POSTS-skin-told-emigrating-Alaska-instead-moved-woman.html)

 eeek:

Don't know about "Chopper's Bitch" - I'd say "Weird Bitch" would be most appropriate!

I do get the feeling that he had a very lucky escape  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2014, 07:08:07 PM
Either this is some kind of staged spoof or Russia is full of nutters  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2559558/Gunmen-open-fire-road-rage-incident-busy-Russian-street-instead-running-cover-pedestrians-watch-LAUGH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2559558/Gunmen-open-fire-road-rage-incident-busy-Russian-street-instead-running-cover-pedestrians-watch-LAUGH.html)

Who the hell in their right mind would just stand there and watch?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 15, 2014, 07:43:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2014, 07:08:07 PM
Either this is some kind of staged spoof or Russia is full of nutters  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2559558/Gunmen-open-fire-road-rage-incident-busy-Russian-street-instead-running-cover-pedestrians-watch-LAUGH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2559558/Gunmen-open-fire-road-rage-incident-busy-Russian-street-instead-running-cover-pedestrians-watch-LAUGH.html)

Who the hell in their right mind would just stand there and watch?  noooo:

 eeek:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 16, 2014, 12:05:07 PM
Russian pistols with no recoil and a BMW protected by a force-field, that would be real news. ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2014, 03:14:24 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560634/Father-faces-five-years-jail-crash-told-eight-year-old-son-drive-home-drunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560634/Father-faces-five-years-jail-crash-told-eight-year-old-son-drive-home-drunk.html)

 eeek:   ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 16, 2014, 03:50:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2014, 03:14:24 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560634/Father-faces-five-years-jail-crash-told-eight-year-old-son-drive-home-drunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560634/Father-faces-five-years-jail-crash-told-eight-year-old-son-drive-home-drunk.html)

 eeek:   ;D

Get them trained early  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 16, 2014, 06:21:19 PM
Quote from: boogs on February 16, 2014, 03:50:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2014, 03:14:24 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560634/Father-faces-five-years-jail-crash-told-eight-year-old-son-drive-home-drunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560634/Father-faces-five-years-jail-crash-told-eight-year-old-son-drive-home-drunk.html)

 eeek:   ;D

Get them trained early  Thumbs:

Thass my boy.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2014, 07:41:57 PM
Sewer blocked by large Pooh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258)  with pictures!

Them Scots eh  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 17, 2014, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 17, 2014, 07:41:57 PM
Sewer blocked by large Pooh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258)  with pictures!

Them Scots eh  ::)

 evil: what else can they do with them  Shrugs:  Pooh bear should have used the bike to get out but no he let himself drown  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2014, 11:54:32 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 16, 2014, 06:21:19 PM
Quote from: boogs on February 16, 2014, 03:50:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2014, 03:14:24 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560634/Father-faces-five-years-jail-crash-told-eight-year-old-son-drive-home-drunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560634/Father-faces-five-years-jail-crash-told-eight-year-old-son-drive-home-drunk.html)

 eeek:   ;D

Get them trained early  Thumbs:

Thass my boy.  lol:

Prob better than the wife.... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 18, 2014, 12:11:07 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 17, 2014, 11:54:32 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 16, 2014, 06:21:19 PM
Quote from: boogs on February 16, 2014, 03:50:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2014, 03:14:24 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560634/Father-faces-five-years-jail-crash-told-eight-year-old-son-drive-home-drunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2560634/Father-faces-five-years-jail-crash-told-eight-year-old-son-drive-home-drunk.html)

 eeek:   ;D

Get them trained early  Thumbs:

Thass my boy.  lol:

Prob better than the wife.... whistle:

Less grief normally I would imagine   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2014, 12:14:20 AM
Quote from: boogs on February 17, 2014, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 17, 2014, 07:41:57 PM
Sewer blocked by large Pooh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258)  with pictures!

Them Scots eh  ::)

 evil: what else can they do with them  Shrugs:  Pooh bear should have used the bike to get out but no he let himself drown  whistle:
The Pooh story Disney refused to film?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2014, 12:16:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2014, 12:14:20 AM
Quote from: boogs on February 17, 2014, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 17, 2014, 07:41:57 PM
Sewer blocked by large Pooh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258)  with pictures!

Them Scots eh  ::)

 evil: what else can they do with them  Shrugs:  Pooh bear should have used the bike to get out but no he let himself drown  whistle:
The Pooh story Disney refused to film?

2 cups.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2014, 05:09:28 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2014, 12:16:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2014, 12:14:20 AM
Quote from: boogs on February 17, 2014, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 17, 2014, 07:41:57 PM
Sewer blocked by large Pooh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258)  with pictures!

Them Scots eh  ::)

 evil: what else can they do with them  Shrugs:  Pooh bear should have used the bike to get out but no he let himself drown  whistle:
The Pooh story Disney refused to film?

2 cups.... rubschin:

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2014, 09:42:08 AM
Worserer

"Woman Checks Wayne Bryson's Phone, Finds Footage Of Him Having Sex With Her Staffordshire Bull Terrier Dog"

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/14/-wayne-bryson-phone--footage-having-sex-staffordshire-bull-terrier-dog_n_4787529.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/14/-wayne-bryson-phone--footage-having-sex-staffordshire-bull-terrier-dog_n_4787529.html)

Skegness eh?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2014, 11:55:12 AM
Had an ex who lived there, has to be one of the strangest places I've ever been to. There are people there who make Bodmin's inhabitants look normal.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2014, 01:03:08 PM
Only been to Skeg once, it is a bit strange
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2014, 01:05:45 PM
I knew someone who ran a gift shop there. He made a fortune. He deliberately sold the most ugly and tasteless things he could find. Went like hot cakes  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2014, 03:00:02 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 18, 2014, 01:05:45 PM
I knew someone who ran a gift shop there. He made a fortune. He deliberately sold the most ugly and tasteless things he could find. Went like hot cakes  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 18, 2014, 07:24:37 PM
Had a dirty weekend there twenty odd years ago  lol: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2014, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: boogs on February 18, 2014, 07:24:37 PM
Had a dirty weekend there twenty odd years ago  lol: redface:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2014, 08:47:42 PM
Quote from: boogs on February 18, 2014, 07:24:37 PM
Had a dirty weekend there twenty odd years ago  lol: redface:
Surely every year before and since has been an odd year in Skegness

and  Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 18, 2014, 11:44:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2014, 08:47:42 PM
Quote from: boogs on February 18, 2014, 07:24:37 PM
Had a dirty weekend there twenty odd years ago  lol: redface:
Surely every year before and since has been an odd year in Skegness

and  Popcorn: Popcorn:

 redface:  not a prayer noooo:

Round this area they love the place   Shrugs:    God knows why ...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2014, 11:48:39 PM
I have to admit, whenever I went to Skegness this scene would start playing in the back of my head  rubschin:

Dueling Banjos Deliverance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 18, 2014, 11:58:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2014, 11:48:39 PM
I have to admit, whenever I went to Skegness this scene would start playing in the back of my head  rubschin:

Dueling Banjos Deliverance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8#)



Thats Skeggie for you  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 19, 2014, 12:00:37 AM
When I was there about 10 years ago they were all dressed like it was 1970
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 19, 2014, 12:06:03 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 19, 2014, 12:00:37 AM
When I was there about 10 years ago they were all dressed like it was 1970

Nothing changes there time stands still just gets dirtier we deliver daily and the lads hate going a lot of druggies hang around the shop waithing for methadone  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2014, 07:59:31 AM
On reflection going there was one of my biggest mistakes  noooo:

Anyhoo, something tells me this pilot is going to get the crap beaten out of him  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2014, 08:16:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2014, 07:59:31 AM
On reflection going there was one of my biggest mistakes  noooo:

Anyhoo, something tells me this pilot is going to get the crap beaten out of him  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html)

Holy fuck!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2014, 08:37:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2014, 08:16:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2014, 07:59:31 AM
On reflection going there was one of my biggest mistakes  noooo:

Anyhoo, something tells me this pilot is going to get the crap beaten out of him  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html)

Holy fuck!  Shocked:

Typical yanks.  noooo:

Lucky for those blokes on the ground that they missed the target.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 19, 2014, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 19, 2014, 08:37:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2014, 08:16:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2014, 07:59:31 AM
On reflection going there was one of my biggest mistakes  noooo:

Anyhoo, something tells me this pilot is going to get the crap beaten out of him  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html)

Holy fuck!  Shocked:

Typical yanks.  noooo:

Lucky for those blokes on the ground that they missed the target.

It's usually our guys they do that too  noooo:   Feckin idiot  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2014, 10:56:07 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 19, 2014, 08:37:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2014, 08:16:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2014, 07:59:31 AM
On reflection going there was one of my biggest mistakes  noooo:

Anyhoo, something tells me this pilot is going to get the crap beaten out of him  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html)

Holy fuck!  Shocked:

Typical yanks.  noooo:

Lucky for those blokes on the ground that they missed the target.

Says something about all the multi-million Dollar weaponry doesn't it...? not only did they attack the wrong target but they missed it.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2014, 07:05:49 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/10648559/Tony-Blair-offered-to-be-unofficial-adviser-to-Brooks-and-Murdoch-over-phone-hacking-scandal-court-hears.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/10648559/Tony-Blair-offered-to-be-unofficial-adviser-to-Brooks-and-Murdoch-over-phone-hacking-scandal-court-hears.html)

Get that fecker up in court to answer a few questions.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2014, 07:28:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 19, 2014, 07:05:49 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/10648559/Tony-Blair-offered-to-be-unofficial-adviser-to-Brooks-and-Murdoch-over-phone-hacking-scandal-court-hears.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/10648559/Tony-Blair-offered-to-be-unofficial-adviser-to-Brooks-and-Murdoch-over-phone-hacking-scandal-court-hears.html)

Get that fecker up in court to answer a few questions.  Thumbs:

Then hang him!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2014, 07:29:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2014, 07:28:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 19, 2014, 07:05:49 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/10648559/Tony-Blair-offered-to-be-unofficial-adviser-to-Brooks-and-Murdoch-over-phone-hacking-scandal-court-hears.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/10648559/Tony-Blair-offered-to-be-unofficial-adviser-to-Brooks-and-Murdoch-over-phone-hacking-scandal-court-hears.html)

Get that fecker up in court to answer a few questions.  Thumbs:

Then hang him!  Thumbs:

By his balls you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2014, 03:37:29 PM
I'll say this for him, he's a determined little bugger 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563814/Ten-year-old-boy-claimed-dwarf-police-saw-driving-parents-car-caught-AGAIN-taking-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563814/Ten-year-old-boy-claimed-dwarf-police-saw-driving-parents-car-caught-AGAIN-taking-car.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2014, 03:39:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2014, 03:37:29 PM
I'll say this for him, he's a determined little bugger 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563814/Ten-year-old-boy-claimed-dwarf-police-saw-driving-parents-car-caught-AGAIN-taking-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563814/Ten-year-old-boy-claimed-dwarf-police-saw-driving-parents-car-caught-AGAIN-taking-car.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2014, 02:05:45 AM
Relative of Miss D perchance?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26282532 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26282532)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2014, 05:28:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2014, 02:05:45 AM
Relative of Miss D perchance?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26282532 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26282532)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 21, 2014, 07:42:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2014, 03:37:29 PM
I'll say this for him, he's a determined little bugger 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563814/Ten-year-old-boy-claimed-dwarf-police-saw-driving-parents-car-caught-AGAIN-taking-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563814/Ten-year-old-boy-claimed-dwarf-police-saw-driving-parents-car-caught-AGAIN-taking-car.html)

If he was mine he would not be reaching 11.   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2014, 07:48:34 AM
Quote from: boogs on February 21, 2014, 07:42:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2014, 03:37:29 PM
I'll say this for him, he's a determined little bugger 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563814/Ten-year-old-boy-claimed-dwarf-police-saw-driving-parents-car-caught-AGAIN-taking-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563814/Ten-year-old-boy-claimed-dwarf-police-saw-driving-parents-car-caught-AGAIN-taking-car.html)

If he was mine he would not be reaching 11.   noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2014, 07:29:33 AM
"Ed is tormented by unions and disadvantaged by the fact that he looks like a character from Wallace and Gromit. Your £3 a year can help make him believe that he is a proper politician and not a patsy.

Just £3 a year...........just £3 a year."  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2565341/3-year-buy-vote-Labour-party-pledges-Ed-Miliband-bid-attract-thousands-new-supporters.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2565341/3-year-buy-vote-Labour-party-pledges-Ed-Miliband-bid-attract-thousands-new-supporters.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2014, 07:31:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2014, 07:29:33 AM
"Ed is tormented by unions and disadvantaged by the fact that he looks like a character from Wallace and Gromit. Your £3 a year can help make him believe that he is a proper politician and not a patsy.

Just £3 a year...........just £3 a year."  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2565341/3-year-buy-vote-Labour-party-pledges-Ed-Miliband-bid-attract-thousands-new-supporters.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2565341/3-year-buy-vote-Labour-party-pledges-Ed-Miliband-bid-attract-thousands-new-supporters.html)

 noooo:  he needs White Dee as a candidate,,,,,,,,, Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2014, 02:32:02 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2564015/Step-aside-Ted-theres-new-talking-teddy-town-WikiBear-connects-web-chat-answer-questions-tells-jokes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2564015/Step-aside-Ted-theres-new-talking-teddy-town-WikiBear-connects-web-chat-answer-questions-tells-jokes.html)

Something tells me these will be really popular......................right up to the point that a bunch of hackers with a twisted sense of humour decide to give them a bit more 'personality' as a surprise  lol:


One of the girls I was in nurse training with had a Teddy Ruxpin and loved it, at least she did until someone  angel1 changed the tape it had inside. Granted it was a little surreal watching a teddybear shaped Bill Hicks but I didn't think it was worth the screaming she did.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2014, 04:17:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2014, 02:32:02 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2564015/Step-aside-Ted-theres-new-talking-teddy-town-WikiBear-connects-web-chat-answer-questions-tells-jokes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2564015/Step-aside-Ted-theres-new-talking-teddy-town-WikiBear-connects-web-chat-answer-questions-tells-jokes.html)

Something tells me these will be really popular......................right up to the point that a bunch of hackers with a twisted sense of humour decide to give them a bit more 'personality' as a surprise  lol:


One of the girls I was in nurse training with had a Teddy Ruxpin and loved it, at least she did until someone  angel1 changed the tape it had inside. Granted it was a little surreal watching a teddybear shaped Bill Hicks but I didn't think it was worth the screaming she did.  whistle:

Bill Hicks.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2014, 04:26:35 PM
Bill Hicks. The father of all modern comedy.  Twenty years since he died :o
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2014, 04:30:32 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on February 23, 2014, 04:26:35 PM
Twenty years since he died :o
Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2014, 04:31:51 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on February 23, 2014, 04:26:35 PM
Bill Hicks. The father of all modern comedy.  Twenty years since he died :o


 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:    eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2014, 04:37:33 PM
Bill Hicks, George Carlin and Dennis Leary kept me sane going through college.  :thumbsup:

bill hicks - evolution (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeT3g7udho#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2014, 04:44:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2014, 04:37:33 PM
Bill Hicks, George Carlin and Dennis Leary kept me sane going through college.  :thumbsup:

bill hicks - evolution (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeT3g7udho#)

I think Leary copied Hicks ....but  Thumbs:  but Hicks is amazing ..got everything he every recorded..... Thumbs:




(used to use his smoking bit in my stand up  whistle: )
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2014, 04:47:58 PM
I'd found Leary first and was told about Bill Hicks by a lass who liked both.  cloud9:

If you haven't listened to George Carlin before

George Carlin on phone, Bluetooth, Answering Machines.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aph-MsNK_E#ws)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2014, 04:51:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2014, 04:47:58 PM
I'd found Leary first and was told about Bill Hicks by a lass who liked both.  cloud9:

If you haven't listened to George Carlin before

bill hicks - evolution (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeT3g7udho#)

The same one... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2014, 04:52:26 PM
Fixed, I'm working faster than youtube  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2014, 08:44:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2014, 04:44:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2014, 04:37:33 PM
Bill Hicks, George Carlin and Dennis Leary kept me sane going through college.  :thumbsup:

bill hicks - evolution (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeT3g7udho#)

I think Leary copied Hicks ....but  Thumbs:  but Hicks is amazing ..got everything he every recorded..... Thumbs:






(used to use his smoking bit in my stand up  whistle: )

Correct, Leary was a poor imitation who happened to be in the right place at the right time.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2014, 06:30:35 PM
Words fail me  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2566495/Necrophiliac-attempted-sex-act-corpse-day-funeral-arrested-falling-asleep-COFFIN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2566495/Necrophiliac-attempted-sex-act-corpse-day-funeral-arrested-falling-asleep-COFFIN.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2014, 06:39:04 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:    sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2014, 06:53:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2014, 06:30:35 PM
Words fail me  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2566495/Necrophiliac-attempted-sex-act-corpse-day-funeral-arrested-falling-asleep-COFFIN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2566495/Necrophiliac-attempted-sex-act-corpse-day-funeral-arrested-falling-asleep-COFFIN.html)

In fairness she was 17,,,,,,,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 24, 2014, 07:52:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 24, 2014, 06:53:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2014, 06:30:35 PM
Words fail me  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2566495/Necrophiliac-attempted-sex-act-corpse-day-funeral-arrested-falling-asleep-COFFIN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2566495/Necrophiliac-attempted-sex-act-corpse-day-funeral-arrested-falling-asleep-COFFIN.html)

In fairness she was 17,,,,,,,,,,,, whistle:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 25, 2014, 12:24:52 AM
Not strictly a "headline" but I thought you all might like it none the less:

http://www.ted.com/talks/mary_roach_10_things_you_didn_t_know_about_orgasm.html (http://www.ted.com/talks/mary_roach_10_things_you_didn_t_know_about_orgasm.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2014, 05:36:45 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 25, 2014, 12:24:52 AM
Not strictly a "headline" but I thought you all might like it none the less:

http://www.ted.com/talks/mary_roach_10_things_you_didn_t_know_about_orgasm.html (http://www.ted.com/talks/mary_roach_10_things_you_didn_t_know_about_orgasm.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2014, 08:28:12 AM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2014, 08:29:18 AM
Wonder how long the squaddie will have the piss taken out of him  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2566923/Prince-Philip-NOT-one-making-faux-pas-injured-soldiers-launches-foul-mouthed-tirade-football-match.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2566923/Prince-Philip-NOT-one-making-faux-pas-injured-soldiers-launches-foul-mouthed-tirade-football-match.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2014, 08:39:35 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 25, 2014, 05:36:45 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 25, 2014, 12:24:52 AM
Not strictly a "headline" but I thought you all might like it none the less:

http://www.ted.com/talks/mary_roach_10_things_you_didn_t_know_about_orgasm.html (http://www.ted.com/talks/mary_roach_10_things_you_didn_t_know_about_orgasm.html)

 eeek:

Baldy could flog his toys to Danish bacon farmers you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2014, 08:43:07 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 25, 2014, 08:39:35 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 25, 2014, 05:36:45 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 25, 2014, 12:24:52 AM
Not strictly a "headline" but I thought you all might like it none the less:

http://www.ted.com/talks/mary_roach_10_things_you_didn_t_know_about_orgasm.html (http://www.ted.com/talks/mary_roach_10_things_you_didn_t_know_about_orgasm.html)

 eeek:

Baldy could flog his toys to Danish bacon farmers you say?  rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2014, 09:49:16 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 25, 2014, 12:24:52 AM
Not strictly a "headline" but I thought you all might like it none the less:

http://www.ted.com/talks/mary_roach_10_things_you_didn_t_know_about_orgasm.html (http://www.ted.com/talks/mary_roach_10_things_you_didn_t_know_about_orgasm.html)

Why would I need another 10?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2014, 10:19:27 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2014, 09:49:16 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 25, 2014, 12:24:52 AM
Not strictly a "headline" but I thought you all might like it none the less:

http://www.ted.com/talks/mary_roach_10_things_you_didn_t_know_about_orgasm.html (http://www.ted.com/talks/mary_roach_10_things_you_didn_t_know_about_orgasm.html)

Why would I need another 10?

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2014, 10:21:29 AM
 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2014, 08:39:09 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/10660612/Women-are-almost-42-per-cent-more-likely-to-take-sick-days-than-men.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/10660612/Women-are-almost-42-per-cent-more-likely-to-take-sick-days-than-men.html)

Man flu? My arse.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2014, 09:02:26 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2014, 09:17:19 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 26, 2014, 09:02:26 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2014, 10:16:30 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 26, 2014, 09:02:26 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264)
Crime scales new heights?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2014, 10:41:58 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 26, 2014, 10:16:30 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 26, 2014, 09:02:26 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264)
Crime scales new heights?

Monty Python, The Fish Slapping Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s#)

Mr C reminded me of this ^^^^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2014, 10:44:29 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2014, 10:41:58 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 26, 2014, 10:16:30 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 26, 2014, 09:02:26 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264)
Crime scales new heights?

Monty Python, The Fish Slapping Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s#)

Mr C reminded me of this ^^^^
lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2014, 04:30:28 PM
Nick do you have any Russian ancestry?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/motoringvideo/10661718/Botched-trolley-bus-tow-ends-in-car-crash.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/motoringvideo/10661718/Botched-trolley-bus-tow-ends-in-car-crash.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2014, 04:35:26 PM
No, Viking actually  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2014, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2014, 04:30:28 PM
Nick do you have any Russian ancestry?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/motoringvideo/10661718/Botched-trolley-bus-tow-ends-in-car-crash.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/motoringvideo/10661718/Botched-trolley-bus-tow-ends-in-car-crash.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2014, 04:50:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 26, 2014, 04:35:26 PM
No, Viking actually  eveilgrin:

Grendel?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2014, 05:58:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2014, 04:50:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 26, 2014, 04:35:26 PM
No, Viking actually  eveilgrin:

Grendel?  eeek:

 noooo: More


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fy1e0wh6yd%2Fgranville.jpg&hash=3e7783f1607f10752f34beeadf5099b902f831cf) (http://postimg.org/image/y1e0wh6yd/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2014, 06:01:26 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2014, 05:58:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2014, 04:50:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 26, 2014, 04:35:26 PM
No, Viking actually  eveilgrin:

Grendel?  eeek:

 noooo: More


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fy1e0wh6yd%2Fgranville.jpg&hash=3e7783f1607f10752f34beeadf5099b902f831cf) (http://postimg.org/image/y1e0wh6yd/)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2014, 06:01:45 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2014, 06:02:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 26, 2014, 06:01:26 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2014, 05:58:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2014, 04:50:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 26, 2014, 04:35:26 PM
No, Viking actually  eveilgrin:

Grendel?  eeek:

 noooo: More


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fy1e0wh6yd%2Fgranville.jpg&hash=3e7783f1607f10752f34beeadf5099b902f831cf) (http://postimg.org/image/y1e0wh6yd/)

 ;D ;D
drumroll: drumroll: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2014, 06:05:06 PM

Quote from: Baldy on February 26, 2014, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2014, 04:30:28 PM
Nick do you have any Russian ancestry?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/motoringvideo/10661718/Botched-trolley-bus-tow-ends-in-car-crash.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/motoringvideo/10661718/Botched-trolley-bus-tow-ends-in-car-crash.html)

 noooo:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2014, 06:08:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 26, 2014, 06:01:26 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2014, 05:58:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2014, 04:50:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 26, 2014, 04:35:26 PM
No, Viking actually  eveilgrin:

Grendel?  eeek:

 noooo: More


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fy1e0wh6yd%2Fgranville.jpg&hash=3e7783f1607f10752f34beeadf5099b902f831cf) (http://postimg.org/image/y1e0wh6yd/)

 ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2014, 03:45:28 PM
Sounds like an ingredient for Nicks crackpot  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2569175/Now-thats-vintage-Worlds-oldest-cheese-discovered-chests-3-500-year-old-Chinese-MUMMIES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2569175/Now-thats-vintage-Worlds-oldest-cheese-discovered-chests-3-500-year-old-Chinese-MUMMIES.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2014, 10:19:19 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html)  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2014, 10:40:29 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 28, 2014, 10:19:19 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html)  eeek:

 eeek:  ;D   I won't be robbing Bambis dinner,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2014, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 28, 2014, 10:19:19 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html)  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

A credible witness?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2014, 12:37:27 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 28, 2014, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 28, 2014, 10:19:19 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html)  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

A credible witness?   rubschin:

They should give it a pollygraph test.


 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2014, 12:38:44 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2014, 12:37:27 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 28, 2014, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 28, 2014, 10:19:19 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html)  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

A credible witness?   rubschin:

They should give it a pollygraph test.


 redface:


 drumroll:     noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 12:49:15 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2014, 12:37:27 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 28, 2014, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 28, 2014, 10:19:19 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html)  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

A credible witness?   rubschin:

They should give it a pollygraph test.


 redface:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2014, 06:16:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2014, 12:49:15 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2014, 12:37:27 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 28, 2014, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 28, 2014, 10:19:19 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html)  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

A credible witness?   rubschin:

They should give it a pollygraph test.


 redface:

 ;D
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2014, 08:13:44 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2014, 12:37:27 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 28, 2014, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 28, 2014, 10:19:19 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/10664980/Parrot-helps-India-police-catch-murder-suspect.html)  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

A credible witness?   rubschin:

They should give it a pollygraph test.


 redface:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 01, 2014, 11:21:47 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/ryanair-to-offer-8-transatlantic-shitfest-200811031370 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/ryanair-to-offer-8-transatlantic-shitfest-200811031370)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2014, 11:29:04 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 01, 2014, 11:21:47 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/ryanair-to-offer-8-transatlantic-shitfest-200811031370 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/ryanair-to-offer-8-transatlantic-shitfest-200811031370)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2014, 11:49:41 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2014, 11:29:04 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 01, 2014, 11:21:47 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/ryanair-to-offer-8-transatlantic-shitfest-200811031370 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/ryanair-to-offer-8-transatlantic-shitfest-200811031370)

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2014, 01:32:47 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 01, 2014, 11:21:47 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/ryanair-to-offer-8-transatlantic-shitfest-200811031370 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/ryanair-to-offer-8-transatlantic-shitfest-200811031370)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2014, 01:43:18 PM
Man Has Survived on Pizza Alone for 25 Years (http://www.vice.com/read/this-man-has-survived-on-pizza-alone-for-25-years)

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2014, 10:09:51 AM
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/463119/Boy-5-buys-a-3-500-bin-lorry-on-eBay-with-mum-s-credit-card (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/463119/Boy-5-buys-a-3-500-bin-lorry-on-eBay-with-mum-s-credit-card)

Been there  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2014, 10:12:50 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 05, 2014, 10:09:51 AM
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/463119/Boy-5-buys-a-3-500-bin-lorry-on-eBay-with-mum-s-credit-card (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/463119/Boy-5-buys-a-3-500-bin-lorry-on-eBay-with-mum-s-credit-card)

Been there  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I liked this bit....

Quote
Despite missing out, William still dreams of being a recycling plant manager when he grows up.

Does he bollox???? happy001

He wants to drive the dust truck but his mum was too ashamed to admit it!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2014, 12:18:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2014, 10:12:50 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 05, 2014, 10:09:51 AM
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/463119/Boy-5-buys-a-3-500-bin-lorry-on-eBay-with-mum-s-credit-card (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/463119/Boy-5-buys-a-3-500-bin-lorry-on-eBay-with-mum-s-credit-card)

Been there  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I liked this bit....

Quote
Despite missing out, William still dreams of being a recycling plant manager when he grows up.

Does he bollox???? happy001

He wants to drive the dust truck but his mum was too ashamed to admit it!  lol:

 Thumbs:   lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2014, 09:05:25 PM
Building a fusion reactor at 13??  eeek: This kid will go far  :thumbsup:

http://jamiesfusionproject.blogspot.co.uk/ (http://jamiesfusionproject.blogspot.co.uk/)

http://www.lep.co.uk/news/education/penwortham-schoolboy-youngest-in-the-world-to-build-fusion-reactor-1-6478560 (http://www.lep.co.uk/news/education/penwortham-schoolboy-youngest-in-the-world-to-build-fusion-reactor-1-6478560)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2014, 06:13:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2014, 09:05:25 PM
Building a fusion reactor at 13??  eeek: This kid will go far  :thumbsup:

http://jamiesfusionproject.blogspot.co.uk/ (http://jamiesfusionproject.blogspot.co.uk/)

http://www.lep.co.uk/news/education/penwortham-schoolboy-youngest-in-the-world-to-build-fusion-reactor-1-6478560 (http://www.lep.co.uk/news/education/penwortham-schoolboy-youngest-in-the-world-to-build-fusion-reactor-1-6478560)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2014, 08:44:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2014, 09:05:25 PM
Building a fusion reactor at 13??  eeek: This kid will go far  :thumbsup:

http://jamiesfusionproject.blogspot.co.uk/ (http://jamiesfusionproject.blogspot.co.uk/)

http://www.lep.co.uk/news/education/penwortham-schoolboy-youngest-in-the-world-to-build-fusion-reactor-1-6478560 (http://www.lep.co.uk/news/education/penwortham-schoolboy-youngest-in-the-world-to-build-fusion-reactor-1-6478560)

Indeed, as far as Mars probably. angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2014, 09:54:22 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2014, 08:44:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2014, 09:05:25 PM
Building a fusion reactor at 13??  eeek: This kid will go far  :thumbsup:

http://jamiesfusionproject.blogspot.co.uk/ (http://jamiesfusionproject.blogspot.co.uk/)

http://www.lep.co.uk/news/education/penwortham-schoolboy-youngest-in-the-world-to-build-fusion-reactor-1-6478560 (http://www.lep.co.uk/news/education/penwortham-schoolboy-youngest-in-the-world-to-build-fusion-reactor-1-6478560)

Indeed, as far as Mars probably. angel1

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2014, 10:08:14 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2572820/The-Bluetooth-ring-turns-finger-MAGIC-WAND.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2572820/The-Bluetooth-ring-turns-finger-MAGIC-WAND.html)

Could just imagine Apey's gesture for paying bills  Finger:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 06, 2014, 10:49:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2014, 10:08:14 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2572820/The-Bluetooth-ring-turns-finger-MAGIC-WAND.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2572820/The-Bluetooth-ring-turns-finger-MAGIC-WAND.html)

Could just imagine Apey's gesture for paying bills  Finger:


 :dogrun:  Droooooool . . . . .


I want one!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2014, 10:33:11 AM
I wonder what the cow said  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2F8i7e79sc3%2Fcow.jpg&hash=eb6043d9f49aebcb399e507cd56ffba7f087dc8e) (http://postimg.org/image/8i7e79sc3/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 07, 2014, 10:58:26 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 07, 2014, 10:33:11 AM
I wonder what the cow said  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2F8i7e79sc3%2Fcow.jpg&hash=eb6043d9f49aebcb399e507cd56ffba7f087dc8e) (http://postimg.org/image/8i7e79sc3/)

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2014, 11:14:21 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 07, 2014, 10:33:11 AM
I wonder what the cow said  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2F8i7e79sc3%2Fcow.jpg&hash=eb6043d9f49aebcb399e507cd56ffba7f087dc8e) (http://postimg.org/image/8i7e79sc3/)

Cow prolly said she wasn't in the Moo . d

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2014, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2014, 11:14:21 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 07, 2014, 10:33:11 AM
I wonder what the cow said  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2F8i7e79sc3%2Fcow.jpg&hash=eb6043d9f49aebcb399e507cd56ffba7f087dc8e) (http://postimg.org/image/8i7e79sc3/)

Cow prolly said she wasn't in the Moo . d

More likely had a herdache.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2014, 12:20:24 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2014, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2014, 11:14:21 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 07, 2014, 10:33:11 AM
I wonder what the cow said  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2F8i7e79sc3%2Fcow.jpg&hash=eb6043d9f49aebcb399e507cd56ffba7f087dc8e) (http://postimg.org/image/8i7e79sc3/)

Cow prolly said she wasn't in the Moo . d

More likely had a herdache.

 drumroll:  both..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2014, 02:39:23 PM
Internet argument resolved (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/internet-argument-resolved-2014030584268)

Quote
AN ARGUMENT on the internet has been resolved to the satisfaction of both parties.

The conclusion of the dispute, which began in October 1998 on a message board abandoned by everyone else in 2002, has given hope to the rest of the internet.

Bill McKay said: “We’re pretty sure the argument began over The X-Files, though we actually disagreed even on that for most of 2009.

“Since then it’s ranged across Richard Dawkins, Keynesian economics, dream Justice League line-ups, the standardisation of European shoe sizes and smartphone operating systems, Godwinising a record 43,378 times.

“It’s been a full-time job, so I’m lucky that I have the kind of full-time job where they assume if I’m typing I’m working.”

Bill, also known as Flying Boy, and his interlocutor Electr0m0nk have spent 16 years locked in argument, a full year of which was spent shouting “STRAW MAN!” at each other.

The pair, who estimate they cut-and-pasted sections from every page on Wikipedia in attempts to back up their prejudices with evidence, now count themselves friends.

Bill said: “I dunno, after the thousandth time you accuse someone of an ad hominem you get friendly, you know?

“We finally settled our differences, agreed that we’d both learned a lot from each other, closed the message board and moved on.

“I hope it can teach others that arguing on the internet is completely worthwhile, as long as you never give up. Never.”

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2014, 02:44:55 PM
I have learned lots on the VP but it is all rubbish  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2014, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 07, 2014, 02:44:55 PM
I have learned lots on the VP but it is all rubbish  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:


 rubschin:


 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 04:42:22 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 07, 2014, 02:44:55 PM
I have learned lots on the VP but it is all rubbish  noooo:

An even trade then  whistle:


Anyhoo...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2575601/Is-great-white-shark-heading-BRITAIN-Killer-fish-spotted-just-1-000-miles-Cornish-coast-arrive-3-DAYS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2575601/Is-great-white-shark-heading-BRITAIN-Killer-fish-spotted-just-1-000-miles-Cornish-coast-arrive-3-DAYS.html)

 eeek: eeek: I was considering going for a swim as it looks like the weather is picking up but bugger that now.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2014, 04:47:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 04:42:22 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 07, 2014, 02:44:55 PM
I have learned lots on the VP but it is all rubbish  noooo:

An even trade then  whistle:





happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 04:52:46 PM
He does tend to walk into them  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2014, 04:53:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2014, 04:47:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 04:42:22 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 07, 2014, 02:44:55 PM
I have learned lots on the VP but it is all rubbish  noooo:

An even trade then  whistle:





happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 08:38:41 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575342/Man-hired-escort-discover-woman-showed-sons-fiancee.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575342/Man-hired-escort-discover-woman-showed-sons-fiancee.html)

That must have been an eye opener, I can't help but wonder his father went ahead with it.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 08:45:18 PM
My irony filter has just exploded  noooo:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putin-nominated-nobel-peace-3210027 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putin-nominated-nobel-peace-3210027)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 07, 2014, 08:47:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 08:38:41 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575342/Man-hired-escort-discover-woman-showed-sons-fiancee.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575342/Man-hired-escort-discover-woman-showed-sons-fiancee.html)

That must have been an eye opener, I can't help but wonder his father went ahead with it.  lol:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2014, 08:48:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 08:45:18 PM
My irony filter has just exploded  noooo:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putin-nominated-nobel-peace-3210027 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putin-nominated-nobel-peace-3210027)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 08:49:16 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 07, 2014, 08:47:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 08:38:41 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575342/Man-hired-escort-discover-woman-showed-sons-fiancee.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575342/Man-hired-escort-discover-woman-showed-sons-fiancee.html)

That must have been an eye opener, I can't help but wonder his father went ahead with it.  lol:

 lol: lol:

I did love the line

Quote
It is not known if the marriage went ahead.

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 09:48:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575536/Lib-Dems-shook-beaten-election-Bus-Pass-Elvis-Party-wants-brothels-OAPs-30-discount.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575536/Lib-Dems-shook-beaten-election-Bus-Pass-Elvis-Party-wants-brothels-OAPs-30-discount.html)

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2014, 09:52:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 09:48:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575536/Lib-Dems-shook-beaten-election-Bus-Pass-Elvis-Party-wants-brothels-OAPs-30-discount.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575536/Lib-Dems-shook-beaten-election-Bus-Pass-Elvis-Party-wants-brothels-OAPs-30-discount.html)

 happy001 happy001 happy001

 nottingham ...who do we know there.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 09:55:25 PM
Quote
Party also known as Elvis Loves Pets, Church of the Militant Elvis and Elvis and the Yeti Himalayan Preservation Party

Isn't the yeti rumoured to be ginger?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2014, 11:40:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 09:48:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575536/Lib-Dems-shook-beaten-election-Bus-Pass-Elvis-Party-wants-brothels-OAPs-30-discount.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575536/Lib-Dems-shook-beaten-election-Bus-Pass-Elvis-Party-wants-brothels-OAPs-30-discount.html)

 happy001 happy001 happy001
lol: lol: lol:

Did like the Lib Dems response

"A Lib Dem spokesman said he was ‘all shook up’ by the result. ‘I think this is a campaign where we were accused of having Suspicious Minds,’ he added. ‘We have been left in Heartbreak Hotel as a result.’"




Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2014, 10:56:48 PM
So VP Amazon linky + Nick + online grocery shopping makes BM a rather well off old boy...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2576101/Delivered-Amazon-food-shopping-Web-giant-set-launch-groceries-service-Britain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2576101/Delivered-Amazon-food-shopping-Web-giant-set-launch-groceries-service-Britain.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2014, 07:14:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2014, 10:56:48 PM
So VP Amazon linky + Nick + online grocery shopping makes BM a rather well off old boy...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2576101/Delivered-Amazon-food-shopping-Web-giant-set-launch-groceries-service-Britain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2576101/Delivered-Amazon-food-shopping-Web-giant-set-launch-groceries-service-Britain.html)

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2014, 07:18:21 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577076/Australian-man-bitten-one-worlds-deadliest-snake-relaxed-cold-beer-waiting-ambulance.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577076/Australian-man-bitten-one-worlds-deadliest-snake-relaxed-cold-beer-waiting-ambulance.html)

 worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 10, 2014, 07:24:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2014, 07:18:21 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577076/Australian-man-bitten-one-worlds-deadliest-snake-relaxed-cold-beer-waiting-ambulance.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577076/Australian-man-bitten-one-worlds-deadliest-snake-relaxed-cold-beer-waiting-ambulance.html)

 worthy:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2014, 09:27:42 AM
Something tells me that being shot by this cupid is not going to lead to true love  eeek:

http://www.ubergizmo.com/2014/03/cupid-drone-comes-with-80000-volt-stun-gun/?utm_source=mobilerepublic (http://www.ubergizmo.com/2014/03/cupid-drone-comes-with-80000-volt-stun-gun/?utm_source=mobilerepublic)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2014, 10:16:32 AM
Quote from: Baldy on March 10, 2014, 07:24:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2014, 07:18:21 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577076/Australian-man-bitten-one-worlds-deadliest-snake-relaxed-cold-beer-waiting-ambulance.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577076/Australian-man-bitten-one-worlds-deadliest-snake-relaxed-cold-beer-waiting-ambulance.html)

 worthy:

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:  worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 10, 2014, 11:03:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2014, 07:18:21 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577076/Australian-man-bitten-one-worlds-deadliest-snake-relaxed-cold-beer-waiting-ambulance.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577076/Australian-man-bitten-one-worlds-deadliest-snake-relaxed-cold-beer-waiting-ambulance.html)

 worthy:

Just one of the natural hazards of being a 'Strine'   - who else would drink XXXX Gold . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2014, 02:48:56 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 10, 2014, 11:03:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2014, 07:18:21 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577076/Australian-man-bitten-one-worlds-deadliest-snake-relaxed-cold-beer-waiting-ambulance.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577076/Australian-man-bitten-one-worlds-deadliest-snake-relaxed-cold-beer-waiting-ambulance.html)

 worthy:
Just one of the natural hazards of being a 'Strine'   - who else would drink XXXX Gold . . . .

Well if it was the only drink to hand I'd not say no
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2014, 02:53:49 PM
(Danish) Energy minister ready to scrap offshore wind farms

http://cphpost.dk/news/energy-minister-ready-to-scrap-offshore-wind-farms.8763.html (http://cphpost.dk/news/energy-minister-ready-to-scrap-offshore-wind-farms.8763.html)

"Price of wind energy needs to drop, or government will pull plug"

 :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2014, 02:56:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 10, 2014, 02:53:49 PM
(Danish) Energy minister ready to scrap offshore wind farms

http://cphpost.dk/news/energy-minister-ready-to-scrap-offshore-wind-farms.8763.html (http://cphpost.dk/news/energy-minister-ready-to-scrap-offshore-wind-farms.8763.html)

"Price of wind energy needs to drop, or government will pull plug"

 :thumbsup:

At last!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2014, 03:46:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2014, 02:56:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 10, 2014, 02:53:49 PM
(Danish) Energy minister ready to scrap offshore wind farms

http://cphpost.dk/news/energy-minister-ready-to-scrap-offshore-wind-farms.8763.html (http://cphpost.dk/news/energy-minister-ready-to-scrap-offshore-wind-farms.8763.html)

"Price of wind energy needs to drop, or government will pull plug"

 :thumbsup:

At last!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2014, 11:08:17 AM
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-accidentally-joins-search-party-looking-for-herself/ (http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-accidentally-joins-search-party-looking-for-herself/)


 eeek: eeek: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2014, 11:54:38 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2014, 11:08:17 AM
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-accidentally-joins-search-party-looking-for-herself/ (http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-accidentally-joins-search-party-looking-for-herself/)


 eeek: eeek: rubschin:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 11, 2014, 05:41:48 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2014, 11:54:38 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2014, 11:08:17 AM
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-accidentally-joins-search-party-looking-for-herself/ (http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-accidentally-joins-search-party-looking-for-herself/)


 eeek: eeek: rubschin:
lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2014, 11:55:04 PM
Fire Station didn't have a smoke alarm

 noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-26525149 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-26525149)

or sprinklers   noooo: noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F73505000%2Fjpg%2F_73505562_downham1.jpg&hash=b035dd602906dff74fb61225ec34d7d25d8150a7)

Norfolk eh?   ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 13, 2014, 02:49:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2014, 11:55:04 PM
Fire Station didn't have a smoke alarm

 noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-26525149 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-26525149)

or sprinklers   noooo: noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F73505000%2Fjpg%2F_73505562_downham1.jpg&hash=b035dd602906dff74fb61225ec34d7d25d8150a7)

Norfolk eh?   ::)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2014, 10:37:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2014, 11:55:04 PM
Fire Station didn't have a smoke alarm

 noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-26525149 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-26525149)

or sprinklers   noooo: noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F73505000%2Fjpg%2F_73505562_downham1.jpg&hash=b035dd602906dff74fb61225ec34d7d25d8150a7)

Norfolk eh?   ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2014, 11:39:13 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2014, 11:55:04 PM
Fire Station didn't have a smoke alarm

 noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-26525149 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-26525149)

or sprinklers   noooo: noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F73505000%2Fjpg%2F_73505562_downham1.jpg&hash=b035dd602906dff74fb61225ec34d7d25d8150a7)

Norfolk eh?   ::)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 13, 2014, 05:38:34 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/arrest-made-after-man-is-found-by-the-side-of-the-road-with-his-penis-cut-off-9190356.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/arrest-made-after-man-is-found-by-the-side-of-the-road-with-his-penis-cut-off-9190356.html)

A busy dual carriageway had to be closed by police as they searched for the severed penis of the man, who was found severely injured at 4.50am this morning.

The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed state with "wounds to his groin area" by the A66. He is being treated in hospital for his injuries.

The A66 Westbound from Greystone Roundabout to Church Lane was shut this morning and officers were seen combing the grass verge next to the road.  eeek: eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 13, 2014, 09:48:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 13, 2014, 05:38:34 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/arrest-made-after-man-is-found-by-the-side-of-the-road-with-his-penis-cut-off-9190356.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/arrest-made-after-man-is-found-by-the-side-of-the-road-with-his-penis-cut-off-9190356.html)

A busy dual carriageway had to be closed by police as they searched for the severed penis of the man, who was found severely injured at 4.50am this morning.

The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed state with "wounds to his groin area" by the A66. He is being treated in hospital for his injuries.

The A66 Westbound from Greystone Roundabout to Church Lane was shut this morning and officers were seen combing the grass verge next to the road.  eeek: eeek: Shocked:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2014, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 13, 2014, 09:48:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 13, 2014, 05:38:34 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/arrest-made-after-man-is-found-by-the-side-of-the-road-with-his-penis-cut-off-9190356.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/arrest-made-after-man-is-found-by-the-side-of-the-road-with-his-penis-cut-off-9190356.html)

A busy dual carriageway had to be closed by police as they searched for the severed penis of the man, who was found severely injured at 4.50am this morning.

The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed state with "wounds to his groin area" by the A66. He is being treated in hospital for his injuries.

The A66 Westbound from Greystone Roundabout to Church Lane was shut this morning and officers were seen combing the grass verge next to the road.  eeek: eeek: Shocked:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

There is always some cock holding up the rush-hour...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2014, 09:01:08 PM
There is a small part of me that says I shouldn't laugh at her misfortune but how stupid do you have to be to let someone put a golf tee in between your arse cheeks and then hit a ball off it.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2581951/The-moment-Playboy-model-whacked-butt-golf-club-leading-lawsuit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2581951/The-moment-Playboy-model-whacked-butt-golf-club-leading-lawsuit.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2014, 09:03:54 PM
Anyone want to hazard a guess on how long it is before the follow on story about someone hacking them to remotely access the cameras.   rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2582038/Clothing-stores-wisen-trend-taking-selfies-installing-iPads-changing-rooms.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2582038/Clothing-stores-wisen-trend-taking-selfies-installing-iPads-changing-rooms.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 17, 2014, 08:23:26 AM
Don't know who but this story reminds me of someone...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2582427/Australian-man-kicked-nightclub-arrested-bad-dancing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2582427/Australian-man-kicked-nightclub-arrested-bad-dancing.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
http://newsthump.com/2014/03/17/us-military-stealth-bombers-to-try-turning-off-transponders-instead/ (http://newsthump.com/2014/03/17/us-military-stealth-bombers-to-try-turning-off-transponders-instead/)

The US defence department has said it will put on hold its billion dollar investment in stealth technology, after it turned out planes which switch off their transponder become invisible.

Despite decades of effort, and literally billions of dollars spent making their top-secret bombers invisible to radar, military insiders were disappointed to find out that simply switching off the transponder has much the same effect.

Snigger redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2014, 12:12:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
http://newsthump.com/2014/03/17/us-military-stealth-bombers-to-try-turning-off-transponders-instead/ (http://newsthump.com/2014/03/17/us-military-stealth-bombers-to-try-turning-off-transponders-instead/)

The US defence department has said it will put on hold its billion dollar investment in stealth technology, after it turned out planes which switch off their transponder become invisible.

Despite decades of effort, and literally billions of dollars spent making their top-secret bombers invisible to radar, military insiders were disappointed to find out that simply switching off the transponder has much the same effect.

Snigger redface: redface:

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 12:15:31 PM
http://www.thelocal.fr/20140317/french-train-pulls-into-station-with (http://www.thelocal.fr/20140317/french-train-pulls-into-station-with)

Passengers at a French railway station were left horrified when a high-speed TGV train arrived at a platform with the dead body of a cyclist stuck to the front of the train.

The body of a cyclist hit by one of France's high-speed TGV trains was embedded into the front of the driver's carriage and carried 40 kilometres (25 miles) before anyone noticed.

Police and the national rail company SNCF were unable to say on Monday whether the 48-year-old man's death was accidental or a suicide.

He was struck by the train on a level crossing in the village of Petit-Croix, near Belfort in eastern France on Sunday, but his body was not discovered until staff and passengers got off at the next stop, in Mulhouse.

"The body was found, stuck to the front right of the train, out of the driver's vision," an SNCF spokesman said, adding that an incident of this kind was "relatively rare".

The remains of the victim's bicycle were recovered by police at the level crossing.

France's TGVs travel at speeds of up to 322 km/h (200 mph) in regular service.

Snigger   redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2014, 12:20:12 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 17, 2014, 12:12:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
http://newsthump.com/2014/03/17/us-military-stealth-bombers-to-try-turning-off-transponders-instead/ (http://newsthump.com/2014/03/17/us-military-stealth-bombers-to-try-turning-off-transponders-instead/)

The US defence department has said it will put on hold its billion dollar investment in stealth technology, after it turned out planes which switch off their transponder become invisible.

Despite decades of effort, and literally billions of dollars spent making their top-secret bombers invisible to radar, military insiders were disappointed to find out that simply switching off the transponder has much the same effect.

Snigger redface: redface:

 lol:

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2014, 12:25:16 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
http://newsthump.com/2014/03/17/us-military-stealth-bombers-to-try-turning-off-transponders-instead/ (http://newsthump.com/2014/03/17/us-military-stealth-bombers-to-try-turning-off-transponders-instead/)

The US defence department has said it will put on hold its billion dollar investment in stealth technology, after it turned out planes which switch off their transponder become invisible.

Despite decades of effort, and literally billions of dollars spent making their top-secret bombers invisible to radar, military insiders were disappointed to find out that simply switching off the transponder has much the same effect.

Snigger redface: redface:


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2014, 02:13:28 PM
So does that HS2 cloud have a silver lining then?    redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 04:15:05 PM
^^^ lol: ^^^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2014, 06:43:09 AM
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Sound-Psycho-shower-scene-played-primary-school/story-20814893-detail/story.html (http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Sound-Psycho-shower-scene-played-primary-school/story-20814893-detail/story.html)

Quote
"He now feels he has to take his plastic sword and knife with him every time he takes a shower or goes to the toilet.

"He is always asking an adult to guard the door while he does whatever he has to do in the bathroom.


 razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:

Read more: http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Sound-Psycho-shower-scene-played-primary-school/story-20814893-detail/story.html#ixzz2wIITibpC (http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Sound-Psycho-shower-scene-played-primary-school/story-20814893-detail/story.html#ixzz2wIITibpC)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 18, 2014, 06:52:49 AM
 Here's one I'd never win  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/uk/10703744/Britons-triumph-in-wife-carrying-contest.html)

I'll risk a tenner on Beckham next year though  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2014, 06:56:49 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 18, 2014, 06:52:49 AM
Here's one I'd never win  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/uk/10703744/Britons-triumph-in-wife-carrying-contest.html)

I'll risk a tenner on Beckham next year though  :thumbsup:

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 11:59:19 AM
Quote from: Baldy on March 18, 2014, 06:56:49 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 18, 2014, 06:52:49 AM
Here's one I'd never win  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/uk/10703744/Britons-triumph-in-wife-carrying-contest.html)

I'll risk a tenner on Beckham next year though  :thumbsup:

 lol:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2014, 04:47:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 18, 2014, 06:52:49 AM
Here's one I'd never win  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/uk/10703744/Britons-triumph-in-wife-carrying-contest.html)

I'll risk a tenner on Beckham next year though  :thumbsup:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2014, 07:49:10 PM
300 miles on the front of a train? I'm not sure, it sounds like it could be an owld wives tale to me.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2583250/All-aboard-Owl-ient-Express-Terrified-tawny-clings-speeding-TRAIN-300-miles.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2583250/All-aboard-Owl-ient-Express-Terrified-tawny-clings-speeding-TRAIN-300-miles.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 09:30:34 PM
Not quite a headline but....(pun intended)

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52767 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52767)

A night out for Baldy n BM..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2014, 10:46:19 PM
Must be a nut job  redface:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/10694411/Man-breaks-record-for-smashing-most-walnuts-with-his-head.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/10694411/Man-breaks-record-for-smashing-most-walnuts-with-his-head.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 18, 2014, 11:28:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2014, 10:46:19 PM
Must be a nut job  redface:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/10694411/Man-breaks-record-for-smashing-most-walnuts-with-his-head.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/10694411/Man-breaks-record-for-smashing-most-walnuts-with-his-head.html)

 eeek:         lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 11:31:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 09:30:34 PM
Not quite a headline but....(pun intended)

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52767 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52767)

A night out for Baldy n BM..... Thumbs:

They have edited it.... evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 18, 2014, 11:42:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 11:31:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 09:30:34 PM
Not quite a headline but....(pun intended)

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52767 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52767)

A night out for Baldy n BM..... Thumbs:

They have edited it.... evil:
What did it say before like?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 11:45:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 18, 2014, 11:42:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 11:31:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 09:30:34 PM
Not quite a headline but....(pun intended)

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52767 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52767)
 Thumbs:
What did it say before like?


Peyia womans ass. fashion show... ;D ;D

stil on post 2 n 3 ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 18, 2014, 11:48:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 11:45:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 18, 2014, 11:42:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 11:31:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 18, 2014, 09:30:34 PM
Not quite a headline but....(pun intended)

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52767 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52767)

A night out for Baldy n BM..... Thumbs:

They have edited it.... evil:
What did it say before like?


Peyia womans ass. fashion show... ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on March 19, 2014, 05:59:26 PM
Cloak 'anti-social' app helps you avoid your friends

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25554192 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25554192)

Quote
Cloak describes itself as a method to "avoid exes, co-workers, that guy who likes to stop and chat - anyone you'd rather not run into".

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2014, 06:14:59 PM
See also

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/disgruntled-online-shopper-texts-entire-works-of-shakespeare-as-revenge-9201564.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/disgruntled-online-shopper-texts-entire-works-of-shakespeare-as-revenge-9201564.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2014, 06:18:45 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 19, 2014, 06:14:59 PM
See also

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/disgruntled-online-shopper-texts-entire-works-of-shakespeare-as-revenge-9201564.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/disgruntled-online-shopper-texts-entire-works-of-shakespeare-as-revenge-9201564.html)

 Thumbs: ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2014, 12:59:34 AM
Perhaps its time to start a Criminal Mongstermind thread

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-26655940 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-26655940)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2014, 07:23:04 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 19, 2014, 06:14:59 PM
See also

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/disgruntled-online-shopper-texts-entire-works-of-shakespeare-as-revenge-9201564.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/disgruntled-online-shopper-texts-entire-works-of-shakespeare-as-revenge-9201564.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2014, 07:25:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2014, 12:59:34 AM
Perhaps its time to start a Criminal Mongstermind thread

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-26655940 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-26655940)

Indeed.... what utter scum.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2014, 04:30:43 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-26663093 (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-26663093)

Quote
Police said they were looking for "people acting suspiciously, possibly covered in soil".

 razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2014, 04:32:39 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2584988/Sheer-panic-The-moment-brave-surfer-punched-four-foot-shark-head-slid-board-headbutted-bum.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2584988/Sheer-panic-The-moment-brave-surfer-punched-four-foot-shark-head-slid-board-headbutted-bum.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2014, 02:27:36 AM
How the hell do you not notice that you are being charged £450 for a loaf of bread? If you are at a normal checkout then the till operator always reads out the total amount and the self service rigs clearly show the total. If I was the cynical sort (yes I know, that could never happen  whistle: ) I'd wonder if he was trying to pull a fast one on Asda for stopping him from buying the car he's on about.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2588875/Dough-Asda-charges-customer-450-one-loaf-Roberts-Bakery-BREAD-cost-just-69p.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2588875/Dough-Asda-charges-customer-450-one-loaf-Roberts-Bakery-BREAD-cost-just-69p.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2014, 09:49:49 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2588040/Is-terrifying-robot-Animatronic-dancer-stares-gyrates-Blurred-Lines.htm (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2588040/Is-terrifying-robot-Animatronic-dancer-stares-gyrates-Blurred-Lines.htm)

Nightmares tonight it is then.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2014, 10:00:08 AM
 scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2014, 11:08:53 AM
 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2014, 01:56:11 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2014, 04:44:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOSJETowuik&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOSJETowuik&feature=youtu.be)

These good folk have sold out to FB and there are going to be ructions as they were crowd funded and that is not what crowd funding is supposed to be about.

Greed eh who'd have thunk it.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2014, 08:08:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2014, 04:44:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOSJETowuik&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOSJETowuik&feature=youtu.be)

These good folk have sold out to FB and there are going to be ructions as they were crowd funded and that is not what crowd funding is supposed to be about.

Greed eh who'd have thunk it.

Well I will boycott FaceBook then, just like last week and the week before that
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 02:16:30 AM
Hmmm, so just as an experiment like, if we solder a power cable to BM's bucket and flick the switch could we boost his IQ?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2589829/Now-THATS-thinking-cap-Electric-hat-zaps-brain-make-smarter.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2589829/Now-THATS-thinking-cap-Electric-hat-zaps-brain-make-smarter.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2014, 04:59:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 02:16:30 AM
Hmmm, so just as an experiment like, if we solder a power cable to BM's bucket and flick the switch could we boost his IQ?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2589829/Now-THATS-thinking-cap-Electric-hat-zaps-brain-make-smarter.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2589829/Now-THATS-thinking-cap-Electric-hat-zaps-brain-make-smarter.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 05:51:15 AM
You could even charge per 5 minute session of turning you into a lightbulb as a relaxation aid.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2014, 05:57:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 05:51:15 AM
You could even charge per 5 minute session of turning you into a lightbulb as a relaxation aid.... rubschin:

Have you seen the cost of lecky here? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 07:07:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2014, 05:57:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 05:51:15 AM
You could even charge per 5 minute session of turning you into a lightbulb as a relaxation aid.... rubschin:

Have you seen the cost of lecky here? ::)

No problem I am sure we could find plenty of people who would pay good munny to watch you fry.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 07:08:39 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 07:07:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2014, 05:57:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 05:51:15 AM
You could even charge per 5 minute session of turning you into a lightbulb as a relaxation aid.... rubschin:

Have you seen the cost of lecky here? ::)

No problem I am sure we could find plenty of people who would pay good munny to watch you fry.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Webcam you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 04:47:15 PM
http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/ (http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/)

Just click on the link, sit back and listen then feel your bodily fluids boil. cussing: cussing: cussing:

I want to kill the woman.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 27, 2014, 05:48:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 04:47:15 PM
http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/ (http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/)

Just click on the link, sit back and listen then feel your bodily fluids boil. cussing: cussing: cussing:

I want to kill the woman.

Having just called Gordon Brown a "cockwombling thundercunt", I have to, in the light of her alleged different plumbing arrangements, call Diane Abbott a "cuntwombling thundercock" - however, it doesn't have quite the same "je ne sais quoi" in my mind . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2014, 05:58:35 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 04:47:15 PM
http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/ (http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/)

Just click on the link, sit back and listen then feel your bodily fluids boil. cussing: cussing: cussing:

I want to kill the woman.

"woman"...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2014, 06:53:04 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 27, 2014, 05:48:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 04:47:15 PM
http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/ (http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/)

Just click on the link, sit back and listen then feel your bodily fluids boil. cussing: cussing: cussing:

I want to kill the woman.

Having just called Gordon Brown a "cockwombling thundercunt", I have to, in the light of her alleged different plumbing arrangements, call Diane Abbott a "cuntwombling thundercock" - however, it doesn't have quite the same "je ne sais quoi" in my mind . . . .

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 07:41:11 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 27, 2014, 05:48:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 04:47:15 PM
http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/ (http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/)

Just click on the link, sit back and listen then feel your bodily fluids boil. cussing: cussing: cussing:

I want to kill the woman.

Having just called Gordon Brown a "cockwombling thundercunt", I have to, in the light of her alleged different plumbing arrangements, call Diane Abbott a "cuntwombling thundercock" - however, it doesn't have quite the same "je ne sais quoi" in my mind . . . .

A most excellent use of your time if I may say so, was it in relation to his charity profiteering per chance?

BM pay attention Mr Marley said 'alleged different plumbing arrangements' thereby letting us know that he has serious reservations regarding Abbotts claim to be a female.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on March 27, 2014, 09:40:18 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 07:41:11 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 27, 2014, 05:48:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 04:47:15 PM
http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/ (http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/)

Just click on the link, sit back and listen then feel your bodily fluids boil. cussing: cussing: cussing:

I want to kill the woman.

Having just called Gordon Brown a "cockwombling thundercunt", I have to, in the light of her alleged different plumbing arrangements, call Diane Abbott a "cuntwombling thundercock" - however, it doesn't have quite the same "je ne sais quoi" in my mind . . . .

A most excellent use of your time if I may say so, was it in relation to his charity profiteering per chance?

BM pay attention Mr Marley said 'alleged different plumbing arrangements' thereby letting us know that he has serious reservations regarding Abbotts claim to be a female.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2014, 08:16:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 05:51:15 AM
You could even charge per 5 minute session of turning you into a lightbulb as a relaxation aid.... rubschin:
I saw what you did there. ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 28, 2014, 12:54:17 PM
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/india-woman-gives-birth-two-headed-baby-074721397.html (http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/india-woman-gives-birth-two-headed-baby-074721397.html)   Shocked:

So very sad.  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2014, 01:00:38 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 28, 2014, 12:54:17 PM
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/india-woman-gives-birth-two-headed-baby-074721397.html (http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/india-woman-gives-birth-two-headed-baby-074721397.html)   Shocked:

So very sad.  sad24:
Very
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2014, 01:13:51 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 28, 2014, 12:54:17 PM
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/india-woman-gives-birth-two-headed-baby-074721397.html (http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/india-woman-gives-birth-two-headed-baby-074721397.html)   Shocked:

So very sad.  sad24:

She'll be a shoe-in if they ever remake Hitch-hiker's Guide!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 02:45:12 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2014, 03:09:57 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 28, 2014, 02:45:12 PM
Spank2:

Too soon...?  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2014, 03:11:13 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2591485/Father-builds-guillotine-chops-hand-bid-end-years-agony-accident-left-pain-doctors-did-not-help-hurts.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2591485/Father-builds-guillotine-chops-hand-bid-end-years-agony-accident-left-pain-doctors-did-not-help-hurts.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 03:11:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2014, 03:09:57 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 28, 2014, 02:45:12 PM
Spank2:

Too soon...?  redface:
Yes, like wot LL says.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2014, 03:15:19 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 28, 2014, 03:11:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2014, 03:09:57 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 28, 2014, 02:45:12 PM
Spank2:

Too soon...?  redface:
Yes, like wot LL says.

::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2014, 01:05:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2014, 08:16:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 05:51:15 AM
You could even charge per 5 minute session of turning you into a lightbulb as a relaxation aid.... rubschin:
I saw what you did there. ;)

I do have the occasional spark of inspiration.  lol:

Anyhoo, Miss D will be happy...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10730700/Tears-of-the-clowns-who-are-out-of-a-job.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10730700/Tears-of-the-clowns-who-are-out-of-a-job.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2014, 02:03:34 PM
Mum jailed for drinking beer while breastfeeding (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/28/06/35/mother-jailed-for-drinking-beer-while-breastfeeding)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2014, 02:32:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2014, 02:03:34 PM
Mum jailed for drinking beer while breastfeeding (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/28/06/35/mother-jailed-for-drinking-beer-while-breastfeeding)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Quote
Ms Conners was fired from her job a week after calling the police on Ms Adams
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2014, 02:43:08 PM
Puts a whole new spin on drinking till you are legless  redface:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/29/11/36/man-loses-leg-on-boozy-night-out (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/29/11/36/man-loses-leg-on-boozy-night-out)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2014, 02:46:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2014, 02:43:08 PM
Puts a whole new spin on drinking till you are legless  redface:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/29/11/36/man-loses-leg-on-boozy-night-out (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/29/11/36/man-loses-leg-on-boozy-night-out)

I read about this earlier - he took the train company to court but the judge said he didn't have a leg to stand on.... happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2014, 02:57:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2014, 02:46:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2014, 02:43:08 PM
Puts a whole new spin on drinking till you are legless  redface:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/29/11/36/man-loses-leg-on-boozy-night-out (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/29/11/36/man-loses-leg-on-boozy-night-out)

I read about this earlier - he took the train company to court but the judge said he didn't have a leg to stand on.... happy001

He'll just have to hop on a bus from now on
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2014, 08:27:44 PM
Helicopter emergency landing (http://cyprus-mail.com/2014/03/29/helicopter-emergency-landing/)

Two Chinooks flew over my house en route to Akrotiri this evening at about 5.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2014, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2014, 08:27:44 PM
Helicopter emergency landing (http://cyprus-mail.com/2014/03/29/helicopter-emergency-landing/)

Two Chinooks flew over my house en route to Akrotiri this evening at about 5.....  rubschin:

Passed here too.... rubschin:    the wierd shit going on at the bases at the moment is strange .... noooo:
guys with no badges or insigna etc .... noooo:  aircraft etc
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2014, 08:40:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2014, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2014, 08:27:44 PM
Helicopter emergency landing (http://cyprus-mail.com/2014/03/29/helicopter-emergency-landing/)

Two Chinooks flew over my house en route to Akrotiri this evening at about 5.....  rubschin:

Passed here too.... rubschin:    the wierd shit going on at the bases at the moment is strange .... noooo:
guys with no badges or insigna etc .... noooo:  aircraft etc

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2014, 10:17:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2014, 08:27:44 PM
Helicopter emergency landing (http://cyprus-mail.com/2014/03/29/helicopter-emergency-landing/)

Two Chinooks flew over my house en route to Akrotiri this evening at about 5.....  rubschin:

They passed over my mates house this avro when we went to take some ladders back.....never seen them in Smugville before  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2014, 10:22:07 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 29, 2014, 10:17:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2014, 08:27:44 PM
Helicopter emergency landing (http://cyprus-mail.com/2014/03/29/helicopter-emergency-landing/)

Two Chinooks flew over my house en route to Akrotiri this evening at about 5.....  rubschin:

They passed over my mates house this avro when we went to take some ladders back.....never seen them in Smugville before  rubschin:


Lots of strange stuff going on on the bases.... rubschin:  lots of places have ladders now ...... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2014, 04:29:14 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2014, 10:22:07 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 29, 2014, 10:17:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2014, 08:27:44 PM
Helicopter emergency landing (http://cyprus-mail.com/2014/03/29/helicopter-emergency-landing/)

Two Chinooks flew over my house en route to Akrotiri this evening at about 5.....  rubschin:

They passed over my mates house this avro when we went to take some ladders back.....never seen them in Smugville before  rubschin:


Lots of strange stuff going on on the bases.... rubschin:  lots of places have ladders now ...... ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2014, 08:54:23 AM
"Do it for Denmark"  eyes:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/28/do-it-for-denmark-sex-population-birth-rate_n_5047636.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/28/do-it-for-denmark-sex-population-birth-rate_n_5047636.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 30, 2014, 02:58:38 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2F6fcyit7lj%2Fgreggs_pasty.jpg&hash=9d09a0b52058238f5c93c71bd9af2a4ceaff57d4) (http://postimg.org/image/6fcyit7lj/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 03:04:10 PM
Um. why did he contact the papers?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2014, 03:05:12 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 30, 2014, 02:58:38 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2F6fcyit7lj%2Fgreggs_pasty.jpg&hash=9d09a0b52058238f5c93c71bd9af2a4ceaff57d4) (http://postimg.org/image/6fcyit7lj/)

Prob the most meat ever in a greggs product....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 03:05:51 PM
 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2014, 03:07:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 30, 2014, 03:05:12 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 30, 2014, 02:58:38 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2F6fcyit7lj%2Fgreggs_pasty.jpg&hash=9d09a0b52058238f5c93c71bd9af2a4ceaff57d4) (http://postimg.org/image/6fcyit7lj/)

Prob the most meat ever in a greggs product....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2014, 06:07:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2014, 03:07:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 30, 2014, 03:05:12 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 30, 2014, 02:58:38 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2F6fcyit7lj%2Fgreggs_pasty.jpg&hash=9d09a0b52058238f5c93c71bd9af2a4ceaff57d4) (http://postimg.org/image/6fcyit7lj/)

Prob the most meat ever in a greggs product....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2014, 07:38:47 PM
He's going to sue? Oh please can we have someone film it when it gets to court   lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2014, 05:52:33 PM
LL may want to either hide the power tools or ban BM from the kitchen...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2593156/Core-blimey-Watch-no-nonsense-chef-use-POWER-DRILL-peel-dozens-apples-seconds.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2593156/Core-blimey-Watch-no-nonsense-chef-use-POWER-DRILL-peel-dozens-apples-seconds.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2014, 06:06:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2014, 05:52:33 PM
LL may want to either hide the power tools or ban BM from the kitchen...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2593156/Core-blimey-Watch-no-nonsense-chef-use-POWER-DRILL-peel-dozens-apples-seconds.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2593156/Core-blimey-Watch-no-nonsense-chef-use-POWER-DRILL-peel-dozens-apples-seconds.html)

Quote
In this video uploaded to Facebook by Jasper van Ramshorst, he breezes his way through a huge pile of fruit by sticking each apple on a power drill.

The chef, believed to be from the Netherlands, then spins them at super-fast speed while holding it effortlessly against a peeler, skinning each one in just a couple of seconds.


What utter, UTTER shite The Fail is.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2014, 06:52:41 PM
I never said the Fail wasn't shite, I just had a muppetsesque image of you and Nick causing havok in the kitchen after reading the article.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2014, 06:57:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2014, 06:52:41 PM
I never said the Fail wasn't shite, I just had a muppetsesque image of you and Nick causing havok in the kitchen after reading the article.  lol:

I know, it just pisses me off that the sheeple actually PAY to read something that time and time and time again fails to get even the basic facts correct...  noooo:

http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2014/03/mail-you-just-excel-at-this.html (http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2014/03/mail-you-just-excel-at-this.html)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2014, 10:55:09 AM
I see a new game here, how high can the Daily Fail get BM's blood pressure, with new prizes (or at least a free bar when BM has to go and lie down....)  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 01, 2014, 01:58:52 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2F8nnf1lnj3%2Fester.jpg&hash=c130ae08d9887576a5957349d29b072ea141ce5f) (http://postimg.org/image/8nnf1lnj3/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2014, 04:49:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2014, 10:55:09 AM
I see a new game here, how high can the Daily Fail get BM's blood pressure, with new prizes (or at least a free bar when BM has to go and lie down....)  rubschin:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2014, 04:52:24 PM
You should be safe BM, I can't see Apey going out of his way to get a free bar....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2014, 04:56:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2014, 04:52:24 PM
You should be safe BM, I can't see Apey going out of his way to get a free bar....  whistle:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2014, 04:58:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 01, 2014, 04:56:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2014, 04:52:24 PM
You should be safe BM, I can't see Apey going out of his way to get a free bar....  whistle:

 whistle:

Do you want to start the new thread or shall I....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2014, 09:25:39 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/10736999/Lego-is-a-tool-of-Satan-warns-Polish-priest.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/10736999/Lego-is-a-tool-of-Satan-warns-Polish-priest.html)

Well it is if you tread on it. evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2014, 09:38:03 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 02, 2014, 09:25:39 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/10736999/Lego-is-a-tool-of-Satan-warns-Polish-priest.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/10736999/Lego-is-a-tool-of-Satan-warns-Polish-priest.html)

Well it is if you tread on it. evil:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2014, 09:44:57 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 02, 2014, 09:25:39 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/10736999/Lego-is-a-tool-of-Satan-warns-Polish-priest.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/10736999/Lego-is-a-tool-of-Satan-warns-Polish-priest.html)

Well it is if you tread on it. evil:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 02, 2014, 10:36:08 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 02, 2014, 09:25:39 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/10736999/Lego-is-a-tool-of-Satan-warns-Polish-priest.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/10736999/Lego-is-a-tool-of-Satan-warns-Polish-priest.html)

Well it is if you tread on it. evil:

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 02, 2014, 11:11:19 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595028/Feng-Shui-master-buried-alive-landslide-Hong-Kong-cemetery-seconds-showing-family-perfect-burial-plot-relatives-grave.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595028/Feng-Shui-master-buried-alive-landslide-Hong-Kong-cemetery-seconds-showing-family-perfect-burial-plot-relatives-grave.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2014, 03:48:36 PM
Darwin strikes again  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595739/Pictured-Moment-Irish-bomber-blew-FORGOT-TO-MOVE-THE-CLOCK-FORWARD.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595739/Pictured-Moment-Irish-bomber-blew-FORGOT-TO-MOVE-THE-CLOCK-FORWARD.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 03, 2014, 04:39:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2014, 03:48:36 PM
Darwin strikes again  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595739/Pictured-Moment-Irish-bomber-blew-FORGOT-TO-MOVE-THE-CLOCK-FORWARD.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595739/Pictured-Moment-Irish-bomber-blew-FORGOT-TO-MOVE-THE-CLOCK-FORWARD.html)

Not sure about the Darwin - he was Oirish don't forget . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2014, 04:48:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2014, 03:48:36 PM
Darwin strikes again  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595739/Pictured-Moment-Irish-bomber-blew-FORGOT-TO-MOVE-THE-CLOCK-FORWARD.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595739/Pictured-Moment-Irish-bomber-blew-FORGOT-TO-MOVE-THE-CLOCK-FORWARD.html)

 lol:

"Police are investigating whether the man, who was allegedly seen running from the scene covered in blood, had injured himself in the blast . . ."

Oh we do hope so especially if nastily
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2014, 05:49:39 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 03, 2014, 04:39:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2014, 03:48:36 PM
Darwin strikes again  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595739/Pictured-Moment-Irish-bomber-blew-FORGOT-TO-MOVE-THE-CLOCK-FORWARD.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595739/Pictured-Moment-Irish-bomber-blew-FORGOT-TO-MOVE-THE-CLOCK-FORWARD.html)

Not sure about the Darwin - he was Oirish don't forget . . .

You may be right but only because it appears he was busy in Thailand at the time..  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595244/Seven-killed-Bangkok-workers-tried-dismantle-Second-World-War-bomb-blowtorch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595244/Seven-killed-Bangkok-workers-tried-dismantle-Second-World-War-bomb-blowtorch.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 12:43:49 AM
Another contender for the BM's blood pressure competition...   Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2595902/Wind-farms-paid-millions-switch-OFF-turbines-generate-electricity.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2595902/Wind-farms-paid-millions-switch-OFF-turbines-generate-electricity.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2014, 08:41:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 12:43:49 AM
Another contender for the BM's blood pressure competition...   Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2595902/Wind-farms-paid-millions-switch-OFF-turbines-generate-electricity.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2595902/Wind-farms-paid-millions-switch-OFF-turbines-generate-electricity.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 01:38:25 PM
Just a shake of the head? Damn I'm going to have to up my game or Apey is going to win  whistle:

Anyhoo, this sounds like an ideal project to sort out turnip rustlers  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595157/Venice-terrorists-arrested-footage-showed-converting-TRACTOR-tank.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595157/Venice-terrorists-arrested-footage-showed-converting-TRACTOR-tank.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2014, 01:50:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 01:38:25 PM
Just a shake of the head? Damn I'm going to have to up my game or Apey is going to win  whistle:

Anyhoo, this sounds like an ideal project to sort out turnip rustlers  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595157/Venice-terrorists-arrested-footage-showed-converting-TRACTOR-tank.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595157/Venice-terrorists-arrested-footage-showed-converting-TRACTOR-tank.html)

Aren't all the roads rivers there....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 02:32:42 PM
Not all and there is this wonderful invention that you may have come across called a bridge..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2014, 02:38:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 02:32:42 PM
Not all and there is this wonderful invention that you may have come across called a bridge..  whistle:

Well I never....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 03:16:31 PM
I am recaffinated...  cloud9:


Be afraid................be very afraid..............  eveilgrin:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 03:16:31 PM
I am recaffinated...  cloud9:


Be afraid................be very afraid..............  eveilgrin:

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2014, 04:57:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 03:16:31 PM
I am recaffinated...  cloud9:


Be afraid................be very afraid..............  eveilgrin:

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'.  noooo:

*pinches nose*  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 05:03:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2014, 04:57:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 03:16:31 PM
I am recaffinated...  cloud9:


Be afraid................be very afraid..............  eveilgrin:

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'.  noooo:

*pinches nose*  noooo:

Wait until he wants to whisper something to you.  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2014, 05:05:25 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 05:03:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2014, 04:57:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 03:16:31 PM
I am recaffinated...  cloud9:


Be afraid................be very afraid..............  eveilgrin:

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'.  noooo:

*pinches nose*  noooo:

Wait until he wants to whisper something to you.  noooo: noooo:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 03:16:31 PM
I am recaffinated...  cloud9:


Be afraid................be very afraid..............  eveilgrin:

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'.  noooo:

Are you kidding? Do you know how bloody expensive that stuff is? I was only able to try it because I was given some as a present once.  eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2014, 05:57:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 03:16:31 PM
I am recaffinated...  cloud9:


Be afraid................be very afraid..............  eveilgrin:

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'.  noooo:

Are you kidding? Do you know how bloody expensive that stuff is? I was only able to try it because I was given some as a present once.  eeek:

Cat shit coffee available free chez barman every morning!  Thumbs:

Well, cat shit anyways....  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 05:58:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 03:16:31 PM
I am recaffinated...  cloud9:


Be afraid................be very afraid..............  eveilgrin:

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'.  noooo:

Are you kidding? Do you know how bloody expensive that stuff is? I was only able to try it because I was given some as a present once.  eeek:

....and you still smell of it.  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 06:04:55 PM
I think the booze and viagra has finally addled your brain Baldy  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2014, 06:05:16 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 05:58:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 03:16:31 PM
I am recaffinated...  cloud9:


Be afraid................be very afraid..............  eveilgrin:

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'.  noooo:

Are you kidding? Do you know how bloody expensive that stuff is? I was only able to try it because I was given some as a present once.  eeek:

....and you still smell of it.  point:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 06:11:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 06:04:55 PM
I think the booze and viagra has finally addled your brain Baldy  noooo:

 Thumbs:

Betterer than coffee shat out of something's arse.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2014, 06:12:02 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 06:11:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2014, 06:04:55 PM
I think the booze and viagra has finally addled your brain Baldy  noooo:

 Thumbs:

Betterer than coffee shat out of something's arse.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 05, 2014, 03:08:05 PM
Nine-month-old boy accused of planning murder

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26887186 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26887186)

Pakistan. Nuff said?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2014, 12:52:02 PM
W.....T.....F?????  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2594360/Do-want-GOAT-Role-play-game-lets-farmyard-creature-latest-growing-line-bizarre-animal-simulators.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2594360/Do-want-GOAT-Role-play-game-lets-farmyard-creature-latest-growing-line-bizarre-animal-simulators.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 08, 2014, 10:13:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2014, 12:52:02 PM
W.....T.....F?????  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2594360/Do-want-GOAT-Role-play-game-lets-farmyard-creature-latest-growing-line-bizarre-animal-simulators.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2594360/Do-want-GOAT-Role-play-game-lets-farmyard-creature-latest-growing-line-bizarre-animal-simulators.html)

BM's already on to Amazon . . . .   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2014, 03:34:52 PM
Human Species may split in two

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6057734.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6057734.stm)

"Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by HG Wells, an expert has said.
Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge"

Well all I can say is there are shopping centres across the UK that are 100,000 years ahead of their time then.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2014, 03:36:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 09, 2014, 03:34:52 PM
Human Species may split in two

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6057734.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6057734.stm)

"Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by HG Wells, an expert has said.
Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge"

Well all I can say is there are shopping centres across the UK that are 100,000 years ahead of their time then.

Basingstoke....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 03:38:27 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 09, 2014, 03:34:52 PM
Human Species may split in two

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6057734.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6057734.stm)

"Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by HG Wells, an expert has said.
Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge"

Well all I can say is there are shopping centres across the UK that are 100,000 years ahead of their time then.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 09, 2014, 03:39:33 PM
I saw that. the article is dated 2006. I wonder why it's popped up again?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2014, 05:07:14 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 09, 2014, 03:39:33 PM
I saw that. the article is dated 2006. I wonder why it's popped up again?
Weird  redface:  should have spotted that

It's in the top ten most popular stories list on the BBC report of the Heartbleed fiasco (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26954540)

So seems Basingstoke and numerous others are only 99,992 years ahead then
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:23:57 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html)

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:31:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:23:57 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html)

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

But some of it was pure magic....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:31:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:23:57 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html)

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

But some of it was pure magic....  cloud9:

Only a few minutes of it.....the rest was a waste of air time.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:31:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:23:57 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html)

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

But some of it was pure magic....  cloud9:

Only a few minutes of it.....the rest was a waste of air time.  noooo:

Well, I would say a bit more than that.... each to his own.....

*goes off to laugh at Python sketches on Youtube*
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:33:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:31:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:23:57 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html)

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

But some of it was pure magic....  cloud9:

Only a few minutes of it.....the rest was a waste of air time.  noooo:

Well, I would say a bit more than that.... each to his own.....

*goes off to laugh at Python sketches on Youtube*

 Thumbs:

Fair enough.....just do not sit in the same pub as me spouting out the same few lines that were amusing mixed in with hours of tosh that was only funny to those who thought it must be.  ::)

The Emperor's New Clothes approach was they way I saw most of the people regurgitating sketch after sketch.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:33:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:31:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:23:57 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html)

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

But some of it was pure magic....  cloud9:

Only a few minutes of it.....the rest was a waste of air time.  noooo:

Well, I would say a bit more than that.... each to his own.....

*goes off to laugh at Python sketches on Youtube*

 Thumbs:

Fair enough.....just do not sit in the same pub as me spouting out the same few lines that were amusing mixed in with hours of tosh that was only funny to those who thought it must be.  ::)

The Emperor's New Clothes approach was they way I saw most of the people regurgitating sketch after sketch.  noooo:

How do you stand on this...?

http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0 (http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:41:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:33:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:31:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:23:57 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html)

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

But some of it was pure magic....  cloud9:

Only a few minutes of it.....the rest was a waste of air time.  noooo:

Well, I would say a bit more than that.... each to his own.....

*goes off to laugh at Python sketches on Youtube*

 Thumbs:

Fair enough.....just do not sit in the same pub as me spouting out the same few lines that were amusing mixed in with hours of tosh that was only funny to those who thought it must be.  ::)

The Emperor's New Clothes approach was they way I saw most of the people regurgitating sketch after sketch.  noooo:

How do you stand on this...?

http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0 (http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0)

Not going to bother clicking on it. noooo:

Only a short time on this werld....not worth wasting time that I cannot retrieve.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:44:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:41:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:33:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:31:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:23:57 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html)

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

But some of it was pure magic....  cloud9:

Only a few minutes of it.....the rest was a waste of air time.  noooo:

Well, I would say a bit more than that.... each to his own.....

*goes off to laugh at Python sketches on Youtube*

 Thumbs:

Fair enough.....just do not sit in the same pub as me spouting out the same few lines that were amusing mixed in with hours of tosh that was only funny to those who thought it must be.  ::)

The Emperor's New Clothes approach was they way I saw most of the people regurgitating sketch after sketch.  noooo:

How do you stand on this...?

http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0 (http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0)

Not going to bother clicking on it. noooo:

Only a short time on this werld....not worth wasting time that I cannot retrieve.  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:48:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:44:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:41:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:33:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:31:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:23:57 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html)

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

But some of it was pure magic....  cloud9:

Only a few minutes of it.....the rest was a waste of air time.  noooo:

Well, I would say a bit more than that.... each to his own.....

*goes off to laugh at Python sketches on Youtube*

 Thumbs:

Fair enough.....just do not sit in the same pub as me spouting out the same few lines that were amusing mixed in with hours of tosh that was only funny to those who thought it must be.  ::)

The Emperor's New Clothes approach was they way I saw most of the people regurgitating sketch after sketch.  noooo:

How do you stand on this...?

http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0 (http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0)

Not going to bother clicking on it. noooo:

Only a short time on this werld....not worth wasting time that I cannot retrieve.  noooo:

 noooo:

If Michael Palin admits it was crap, that says it all.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:52:59 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:48:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:44:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:41:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:33:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:31:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:23:57 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html)

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

But some of it was pure magic....  cloud9:

Only a few minutes of it.....the rest was a waste of air time.  noooo:

Well, I would say a bit more than that.... each to his own.....

*goes off to laugh at Python sketches on Youtube*

 Thumbs:

Fair enough.....just do not sit in the same pub as me spouting out the same few lines that were amusing mixed in with hours of tosh that was only funny to those who thought it must be.  ::)

The Emperor's New Clothes approach was they way I saw most of the people regurgitating sketch after sketch.  noooo:

How do you stand on this...?

http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0 (http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0)

Not going to bother clicking on it. noooo:

Only a short time on this werld....not worth wasting time that I cannot retrieve.  noooo:

 noooo:

If Michael Palin admits it was crap, that says it all.  Thumbs:

Quote
Michael Palin, the comedian, has admitted “a lot” of their sketches were “crap”, but long-forgotten by fans who only recall their "gleaming" successes.

A lot of - not all of.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 08:02:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:52:59 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:48:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:44:05 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:41:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:33:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:31:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:23:57 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html)

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

But some of it was pure magic....  cloud9:

Only a few minutes of it.....the rest was a waste of air time.  noooo:

Well, I would say a bit more than that.... each to his own.....

*goes off to laugh at Python sketches on Youtube*

 Thumbs:

Fair enough.....just do not sit in the same pub as me spouting out the same few lines that were amusing mixed in with hours of tosh that was only funny to those who thought it must be.  ::)

The Emperor's New Clothes approach was they way I saw most of the people regurgitating sketch after sketch.  noooo:

How do you stand on this...?

http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0 (http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0)

Not going to bother clicking on it. noooo:

Only a short time on this werld....not worth wasting time that I cannot retrieve.  noooo:

 noooo:

If Michael Palin admits it was crap, that says it all.  Thumbs:

Quote
Michael Palin, the comedian, has admitted “a lot” of their sketches were “crap”, but long-forgotten by fans who only recall their "gleaming" successes.

A lot of - not all of.... ::)

Zackly....a few minutes like I said.  ::)

It is much more amusing to watch Apey squirm when it is his round, rather than watching shite that you are supposed to find amusing because sheeple hipsters say so.  noooo:

Each to their own.....but Mr Palin is being quite honest IMHO.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2014, 08:04:50 PM
Bloody hell I'm not surprised she's estranged  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2600572/Wife-surgery-remove-shrapnel-husband-threw-GRENADE-street-following-argument.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2600572/Wife-surgery-remove-shrapnel-husband-threw-GRENADE-street-following-argument.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2014, 08:29:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 07:33:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2014, 06:31:18 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 09, 2014, 06:23:57 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html)

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

But some of it was pure magic....  cloud9:

Only a few minutes of it.....the rest was a waste of air time.  noooo:

Well, I would say a bit more than that.... each to his own.....

*goes off to laugh at Python sketches on Youtube*

 Thumbs:

Fair enough.....just do not sit in the same pub as me spouting out the same few lines that were amusing mixed in with hours of tosh that was only funny to those who thought it must be.  ::)

The Emperor's New Clothes approach was they way I saw most of the people regurgitating sketch after sketch.  noooo:

How do you stand on this...?

http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0 (http://youtu.be/B3KBuQHHKx0)
Brilliant

And the bonus is it's a framework for more jokes
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2014, 11:13:15 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2601346/Brazilian-woman-mugged-LIVE-TV-thief-tries-snatch-gold-necklace-interview-high-crime-rate.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2601346/Brazilian-woman-mugged-LIVE-TV-thief-tries-snatch-gold-necklace-interview-high-crime-rate.html)


 noooo:  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2014, 11:43:32 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 10, 2014, 11:13:15 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2601346/Brazilian-woman-mugged-LIVE-TV-thief-tries-snatch-gold-necklace-interview-high-crime-rate.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2601346/Brazilian-woman-mugged-LIVE-TV-thief-tries-snatch-gold-necklace-interview-high-crime-rate.html)


 noooo:  ;D
::) Brazil eh?  How long before the World Cup







is nicked
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 10, 2014, 03:06:02 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2600456/The-woman-50-orgasms-day-constantly-aroused.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2600456/The-woman-50-orgasms-day-constantly-aroused.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2014, 09:51:40 AM
http://www.nme.com/news/nme/76643 (http://www.nme.com/news/nme/76643)   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 11, 2014, 01:40:23 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 11, 2014, 09:51:40 AM
http://www.nme.com/news/nme/76643 (http://www.nme.com/news/nme/76643)   eeek:

And you stumbled upon this how?  That report is right up there with the old 'aliens turned my baby into an olive and I accidentally ate it'. Sunday Star circa 1988 and Elvis crashed a number 9 bus into the moon.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2014, 01:49:24 PM
Guilty  redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2014, 02:00:05 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 11, 2014, 01:49:24 PM
Guilty  redface: redface:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2014, 03:13:13 PM
Does Nigel need a new car again?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2603593/Driver-walks-away-just-minor-injuries-Ford-Focus-plunges-80ft-vertical-cliff-smashed-rocks-below.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2603593/Driver-walks-away-just-minor-injuries-Ford-Focus-plunges-80ft-vertical-cliff-smashed-rocks-below.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2014, 05:58:56 PM
http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2014-04-14/homes-evacuated-as-historic-military-device-found-in-nottingham/ (http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2014-04-14/homes-evacuated-as-historic-military-device-found-in-nottingham/)  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2014, 06:21:52 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 14, 2014, 05:58:56 PM
http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2014-04-14/homes-evacuated-as-historic-military-device-found-in-nottingham/ (http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2014-04-14/homes-evacuated-as-historic-military-device-found-in-nottingham/)  scared2:

BANG!

 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2014, 12:43:19 AM
This just got added to my bucket list

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2604220/Six-Flags-roller-coaster-Zumanjaro-features-tower-TWICE-height-Statue-Liberty-claims-title-worlds-highest-drop-ride.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2604220/Six-Flags-roller-coaster-Zumanjaro-features-tower-TWICE-height-Statue-Liberty-claims-title-worlds-highest-drop-ride.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2014, 08:38:05 AM
Well I suppose if you are going to bugger up on Twitter it should be a huge one  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2604626/Is-worst-Twitter-reply-time-US-Airways-sends-X-rated-picture-customers-complaining-flight-late.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2604626/Is-worst-Twitter-reply-time-US-Airways-sends-X-rated-picture-customers-complaining-flight-late.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2014, 09:10:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2014, 12:43:19 AM
This just got added to my bucket list

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2604220/Six-Flags-roller-coaster-Zumanjaro-features-tower-TWICE-height-Statue-Liberty-claims-title-worlds-highest-drop-ride.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2604220/Six-Flags-roller-coaster-Zumanjaro-features-tower-TWICE-height-Statue-Liberty-claims-title-worlds-highest-drop-ride.html)

Awesome!  Thumbs:

I went to Six Flags Chicago some years ago.....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2014, 06:07:38 PM
That settles it, I either need to rob a bank or win the lottery  cloud9:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2605048/Hostage-rescue-explosives-training-high-speed-boat-chases-The-James-Bond-spy-trip-set-198-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2605048/Hostage-rescue-explosives-training-high-speed-boat-chases-The-James-Bond-spy-trip-set-198-000.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2014, 06:13:35 PM
Brilliant, and there is not a lot 'Dear Leader' can do about it. lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605047/Hairdresser-used-jokey-poster-Kim-Jong-promote-salon-targeted-North-Korean-embassy-officials-demanded-disrespected-leader.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605047/Hairdresser-used-jokey-poster-Kim-Jong-promote-salon-targeted-North-Korean-embassy-officials-demanded-disrespected-leader.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 17, 2014, 05:44:08 AM
My friend was on this. She has vowed never to fly again.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/holidays/article-2604131/Passengers-nightmares-Monarch-technical-faults-flight-Tobago.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2014, 05:53:04 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 17, 2014, 05:44:08 AM
My friend was on this. She has vowed never to fly again.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/holidays/article-2604131/Passengers-nightmares-Monarch-technical-faults-flight-Tobago.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/holidays/article-2604131/Passengers-nightmares-Monarch-technical-faults-flight-Tobago.html)

 eeek:

You have another friend???
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2014, 09:52:07 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605672/Britains-youngest-parents-Mother-12-gives-birth-7lb-baby-girl-falling-pregnant-primary-school-boy-aged-13.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605672/Britains-youngest-parents-Mother-12-gives-birth-7lb-baby-girl-falling-pregnant-primary-school-boy-aged-13.html)

 Shocked:     noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2014, 10:27:50 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 17, 2014, 09:52:07 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605672/Britains-youngest-parents-Mother-12-gives-birth-7lb-baby-girl-falling-pregnant-primary-school-boy-aged-13.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605672/Britains-youngest-parents-Mother-12-gives-birth-7lb-baby-girl-falling-pregnant-primary-school-boy-aged-13.html)

 Shocked:     noooo: noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 18, 2014, 05:51:22 PM
Affs  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs27.postimg.org%2Fuvzzc5hrj%2Fhippo_dwarf.jpg&hash=12d02fbdf8247cba2d536807075807c53d27db3a) (http://postimg.org/image/uvzzc5hrj/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2014, 06:06:09 PM
It happens a lot  noooo:

TMR has had a few narrow escapes
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2014, 06:16:40 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 18, 2014, 06:06:09 PM
It happens a lot  noooo:

TMR has had a few narrow escapes

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2014, 06:45:11 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 18, 2014, 06:06:09 PM
It happens a lot  noooo:

TMR has had a few narrow escapes

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2014, 07:55:56 AM
Drink more booze for your health! (http://www.timworstall.com/2014/04/19/drink-more-booze-for-your-health/)

Quote
If you like to unwind with a glass of wine, then this might be the news you’ve been waiting for. Because according to a leading scientist, drinking just over a bottle a day won’t harm your health.

Dr Kari Poikolainen, who used to work for the World Health Organisation as an alcohol expert, examined decades of research into its effects. Men are currently meant to have no more than four units a day but women are supposed to have three units – around the equivalent of a large glass of wine.

A bottle of wine has ten units. But Dr Poikolainen believes drinking only becomes harmful when people consume more than around 13 units a day.

He also claimed that people who exceed the recommended limit could live longer than teetotallers.

Dr Poikolainen said: ‘The weight of the evidence shows moderate drinking is better than abstaining and heavy drinking is worse than abstaining – however the moderate amounts can be higher than the guidelines say.’

Quote from: Timmy
Pretty much the standard finding. As with so many things there’s a curve, the interesting thing being the shape of it. And that standard finding is that boozing up to some 40, 50 units a week is healthier than pure abstinence, after that more unhealthy.

So, given this statement of the standard finding, what do we hear next?

But Julia Manning, from think-tank 2020Health, said: ‘This is an unhelpful contribution to the debate. It makes grand claims which we don’t see evidence for.’ She added: ‘Alcohol is a toxin, the risks outweigh the benefits.’

Quote from: Timmy
Fuck off you sour old trout.


happy001

Clicky....  (http://www.timworstall.com/2014/04/19/drink-more-booze-for-your-health/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2014, 09:55:11 PM
Bloody hell, talk about out of the frying pan...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608443/Mother-two-children-forced-flee-car-burst-flames-safari-park-middle-LION-ENCLOSURE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608443/Mother-two-children-forced-flee-car-burst-flames-safari-park-middle-LION-ENCLOSURE.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 19, 2014, 09:58:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2014, 09:55:11 PM
Bloody hell, talk about out of the frying pan...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608443/Mother-two-children-forced-flee-car-burst-flames-safari-park-middle-LION-ENCLOSURE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608443/Mother-two-children-forced-flee-car-burst-flames-safari-park-middle-LION-ENCLOSURE.html)

 scared2:

Stupid thing was they closed the park.  Best opportunity of the year to sell tickets and they cop out.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2014, 09:59:54 PM
I'd love to know what was going through the minds of the people in the other cars. Would it have been that hard to drive over and let them in/get them onto the bonnet and slowly drive out of the enclosure? Obviously, all they seemed to do was sit, rubberneck and take photos.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 19, 2014, 10:21:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2014, 09:59:54 PM
I'd love to know what was going through the minds of the people in the other cars. Would it have been that hard to drive over and let them in/get them onto the bonnet and slowly drive out of the enclosure? Obviously, all they seemed to do was sit, rubberneck and take photos.  noooo:
noooo: indeed

Half of them were probably thinking "can I be the first to get this on YouTube"

What's the phrase?  No one ever got poor underestimating the public
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2014, 09:14:42 PM
Hmm so if we hit BM's bucket with a range of heavy objects there is the chance we could turn him into an genius?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608861/How-brain-injury-turned-average-Joe-math-genius-40-people-WORLD-released-inner-Einstein-trauma.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608861/How-brain-injury-turned-average-Joe-math-genius-40-people-WORLD-released-inner-Einstein-trauma.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2014, 11:06:05 PM
What.....the.....fuck??? Unicef's new mascot to help teach children to use the toilet is a pile of crap that chases people around?  eeek:

http://youtu.be/_Pj4L7C2twI (http://youtu.be/_Pj4L7C2twI)

Quote
UNICEF spokeswoman Maria Fernandez said the campaign uses 'quirky, informative and inspiring language'.
'It also contains humour to better connect with the target audience,' she added. 'Once they [the youth] are exposed to the issue... they will be encouraged to know more.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2609624/Meet-Mr-Poo-UNICEFs-new-anti-public-defection-mascot-mission-encourage-children-use-loo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2609624/Meet-Mr-Poo-UNICEFs-new-anti-public-defection-mascot-mission-encourage-children-use-loo.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2014, 06:14:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2014, 11:06:05 PM
What.....the.....fuck??? Unicef's new mascot to help teach children to use the toilet is a pile of crap that chases people around?  eeek:

http://youtu.be/_Pj4L7C2twI (http://youtu.be/_Pj4L7C2twI)

Quote
UNICEF spokeswoman Maria Fernandez said the campaign uses 'quirky, informative and inspiring language'.
'It also contains humour to better connect with the target audience,' she added. 'Once they [the youth] are exposed to the issue... they will be encouraged to know more.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2609624/Meet-Mr-Poo-UNICEFs-new-anti-public-defection-mascot-mission-encourage-children-use-loo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2609624/Meet-Mr-Poo-UNICEFs-new-anti-public-defection-mascot-mission-encourage-children-use-loo.html)

Poo Poo........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 06:16:38 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2014, 06:14:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2014, 11:06:05 PM
What.....the.....fuck??? Unicef's new mascot to help teach children to use the toilet is a pile of crap that chases people around?  eeek:

http://youtu.be/_Pj4L7C2twI (http://youtu.be/_Pj4L7C2twI)

Quote
UNICEF spokeswoman Maria Fernandez said the campaign uses 'quirky, informative and inspiring language'.
'It also contains humour to better connect with the target audience,' she added. 'Once they [the youth] are exposed to the issue... they will be encouraged to know more.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2609624/Meet-Mr-Poo-UNICEFs-new-anti-public-defection-mascot-mission-encourage-children-use-loo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2609624/Meet-Mr-Poo-UNICEFs-new-anti-public-defection-mascot-mission-encourage-children-use-loo.html)

Poo Poo........ rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2014, 09:35:54 PM
You've seen what's under the bucket Apey, does BM have cause for a copyright dispute?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2014, 04:18:35 PM
I'm not so sure that this is a spoof report, Miss D has seemed a little quiet lately.....  rubschin:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/brtiain-ravaged-by-annual-creme-egg-riots-2014042285843 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/brtiain-ravaged-by-annual-creme-egg-riots-2014042285843)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2014, 11:00:59 PM
Wonder if we should sign Nick up, for a laugh like...  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10781811/Abducted-by-ET-There-is-now-a-support-group-for-you.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10781811/Abducted-by-ET-There-is-now-a-support-group-for-you.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 25, 2014, 08:12:13 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10786410/Man-crushed-to-death-by-giant-crucifix-dedicated-to-Pope.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10786410/Man-crushed-to-death-by-giant-crucifix-dedicated-to-Pope.html)

Snigger.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2014, 08:46:05 AM
Quote from: Baldy on April 25, 2014, 08:12:13 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10786410/Man-crushed-to-death-by-giant-crucifix-dedicated-to-Pope.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10786410/Man-crushed-to-death-by-giant-crucifix-dedicated-to-Pope.html)

Snigger.  redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2014, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2014, 08:46:05 AM
Quote from: Baldy on April 25, 2014, 08:12:13 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10786410/Man-crushed-to-death-by-giant-crucifix-dedicated-to-Pope.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10786410/Man-crushed-to-death-by-giant-crucifix-dedicated-to-Pope.html)

Snigger.  redface:

happy001

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2014, 02:42:10 AM
There are some DIY projects that you know will just not end well....  noooo:

http://youtu.be/QyONfI4oTEA (http://youtu.be/QyONfI4oTEA)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2613216/Watch-gas-powered-home-car-EXPLODES-Moscow-freeway-leaving-two-male-passengers-completely-deaf.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2613216/Watch-gas-powered-home-car-EXPLODES-Moscow-freeway-leaving-two-male-passengers-completely-deaf.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2014, 05:04:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2014, 02:42:10 AM
There are some DIY projects that you know will just not end well....  noooo:

http://youtu.be/QyONfI4oTEA (http://youtu.be/QyONfI4oTEA)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2613216/Watch-gas-powered-home-car-EXPLODES-Moscow-freeway-leaving-two-male-passengers-completely-deaf.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2613216/Watch-gas-powered-home-car-EXPLODES-Moscow-freeway-leaving-two-male-passengers-completely-deaf.html)

I have a gas cylinder....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2014, 10:17:09 AM
Alas poor MeMi, we knew her Barmongio  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2014, 10:42:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2014, 02:42:10 AM
There are some DIY projects that you know will just not end well....  noooo:

http://youtu.be/QyONfI4oTEA (http://youtu.be/QyONfI4oTEA)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2613216/Watch-gas-powered-home-car-EXPLODES-Moscow-freeway-leaving-two-male-passengers-completely-deaf.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2613216/Watch-gas-powered-home-car-EXPLODES-Moscow-freeway-leaving-two-male-passengers-completely-deaf.html)
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2014, 06:22:07 AM
Arrested for quoting Churchill (http://libertygb.org.uk/v1/index.php/home/root/news-libertygb/6389-winchester-churchill-quotation-gets-liberty-gb-leader-paul-weston-arrested)

http://youtu.be/lV-zLipBxU8 (http://youtu.be/lV-zLipBxU8)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2014, 08:50:33 AM
Shouldn't this ^ be in the Commons
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2014, 07:20:45 AM
Quote
It is not known how the girlfriend reacted to the photos but they have divided opinions on the internet.

Hmmm, call it a hunch but I'm guessing it involves the Chinese version of a restraining order.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2615213/Is-creepiest-boyfriend-Man-Photoshops-girlfriends-CHILDHOOD-pictures-bizarre-act-love.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2615213/Is-creepiest-boyfriend-Man-Photoshops-girlfriends-CHILDHOOD-pictures-bizarre-act-love.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2014, 07:23:11 PM
Dobby does Dallas?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2615823/Japanese-porn-stars-plastic-surgery-obsession-leaves-looking-like-Dobby-Harry-Potter-elf.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2615823/Japanese-porn-stars-plastic-surgery-obsession-leaves-looking-like-Dobby-Harry-Potter-elf.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2014, 08:02:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2014, 07:23:11 PM
Dobby does Dallas?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2615823/Japanese-porn-stars-plastic-surgery-obsession-leaves-looking-like-Dobby-Harry-Potter-elf.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2615823/Japanese-porn-stars-plastic-surgery-obsession-leaves-looking-like-Dobby-Harry-Potter-elf.html)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 29, 2014, 08:06:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 29, 2014, 08:02:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2014, 07:23:11 PM
Dobby does Dallas?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2615823/Japanese-porn-stars-plastic-surgery-obsession-leaves-looking-like-Dobby-Harry-Potter-elf.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2615823/Japanese-porn-stars-plastic-surgery-obsession-leaves-looking-like-Dobby-Harry-Potter-elf.html)
happy001

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 03:36:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

I hope the muslims give them enough trade to make up for people like me who might shop elsewhere.  whistle:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2Ftw4e9v3bn%2F6987653_700b.jpg&hash=91fb762844903cddf1dcd2a8f14c9e7d82e369ab) (http://postimg.org/image/tw4e9v3bn/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2014, 04:38:52 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 03:36:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

I hope the muslims give them enough trade to make up for people like me who might shop elsewhere.  whistle:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2Ftw4e9v3bn%2F6987653_700b.jpg&hash=91fb762844903cddf1dcd2a8f14c9e7d82e369ab) (http://postimg.org/image/tw4e9v3bn/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2014, 04:52:26 PM
Could give a new perspective to the phrase "Thar she blows...."  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616729/Ready-blow-Fears-six-ton-blue-whale-carcass-washed-beach-tiny-Newfoundland-village-EXPLODE-moment.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616729/Ready-blow-Fears-six-ton-blue-whale-carcass-washed-beach-tiny-Newfoundland-village-EXPLODE-moment.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2014, 05:23:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Wrong imho and dumb but looks like a business driven solution that if they are going after the Halal likers in some areas then that won't work if such see bacon on the menu. 

One of the good things about Subway imho is they cater for so many preferences so well and (imho again) someone that is denied their bacon on a visit is unlikely to return to the chain wherever.  I'll still go to Subway but not the Halal ones, luckily the brilliant one near Old Trafford isn't.

Interesting that their press release http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx (http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx) doesn't say owt about bacon.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 05:28:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 05:23:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Wrong imho and dumb but looks like a business driven solution that if they are going after the Halal likers in some areas then that won't work if such see bacon on the menu. 

One of the good things about Subway imho is they cater for so many preferences so well and (imho again) someone that is denied their bacon on a visit is unlikely to return to the chain wherever.  I'll still go to Subway but not the Halal ones, luckily the brilliant one near Old Trafford isn't.

Interesting that their press release http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx (http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx) doesn't say owt about bacon.

I got offered a subway franchise for 5k years ago and said no......... sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 05:23:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Wrong imho and dumb but looks like a business driven solution that if they are going after the Halal likers in some areas then that won't work if such see bacon on the menu. 

One of the good things about Subway imho is they cater for so many preferences so well and (imho again) someone that is denied their bacon on a visit is unlikely to return to the chain wherever.  I'll still go to Subway but not the Halal ones, luckily the brilliant one near Old Trafford isn't.

Interesting that their press release http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx (http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx) doesn't say owt about bacon.

Does offering bacon or any Halal stuff worry you?  rubschin:

How do they kill their cabbages?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 05:39:39 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 05:23:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Wrong imho and dumb but looks like a business driven solution that if they are going after the Halal likers in some areas then that won't work if such see bacon on the menu. 

One of the good things about Subway imho is they cater for so many preferences so well and (imho again) someone that is denied their bacon on a visit is unlikely to return to the chain wherever.  I'll still go to Subway but not the Halal ones, luckily the brilliant one near Old Trafford isn't.

Interesting that their press release http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx (http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx) doesn't say owt about bacon.

Does offering bacon or any Halal stuff worry you?  rubschin:

How do they kill their cabbages?  rubschin:

They don't they sack them....... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 05:23:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Wrong imho and dumb but looks like a business driven solution that if they are going after the Halal likers in some areas then that won't work if such see bacon on the menu. 

One of the good things about Subway imho is they cater for so many preferences so well and (imho again) someone that is denied their bacon on a visit is unlikely to return to the chain wherever.  I'll still go to Subway but not the Halal ones, luckily the brilliant one near Old Trafford isn't.

Interesting that their press release http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx (http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx) doesn't say owt about bacon.

Does offering bacon or any Halal stuff worry you?  rubschin: . . . .
Not as much as people imposing their lifestyles on others for no good reason. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:20:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 05:28:06 PM
. . .
I got offered a subway franchise for 5k years ago and said no......... sad24:
That'd have been the tip of the tip of the iceberg in terms of investment needed

Running a franchise all too often isn't a job, isn't even a way of life as much as a way into an early grave
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 05:23:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Wrong imho and dumb but looks like a business driven solution that if they are going after the Halal likers in some areas then that won't work if such see bacon on the menu. 

One of the good things about Subway imho is they cater for so many preferences so well and (imho again) someone that is denied their bacon on a visit is unlikely to return to the chain wherever.  I'll still go to Subway but not the Halal ones, luckily the brilliant one near Old Trafford isn't.

Interesting that their press release http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx (http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx) doesn't say owt about bacon.

Does offering bacon or any Halal stuff worry you?  rubschin: . . . .
Not as much as people imposing their lifestyles on others for no good reason.

I will go along with that old chap.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:25:24 PM
Gerry Adams arrested for murder  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-27232731 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-27232731)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 08:26:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:25:24 PM
Gerry Adams arrested for murder  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-27232731 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-27232731)

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2014, 08:38:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:20:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 05:28:06 PM
. . .
I got offered a subway franchise for 5k years ago and said no......... sad24:

That'd have been the tip of the tip of the iceberg in terms of investment needed


 ::) Trust you to bring salad into it.  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:40:02 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2014, 08:38:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:20:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 05:28:06 PM
. . .
I got offered a subway franchise for 5k years ago and said no......... sad24:

That'd have been the tip of the tip of the iceberg in terms of investment needed


 ::) Trust you to bring salad into it.  ;)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 08:40:34 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2014, 08:38:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:20:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 05:28:06 PM
. . .
I got offered a subway franchise for 5k years ago and said no......... sad24:

That'd have been the tip of the tip of the iceberg in terms of investment needed


 ::) Trust you to bring salad into it.  ;)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 09:05:13 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 08:40:34 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2014, 08:38:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:20:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 05:28:06 PM
. . .
I got offered a subway franchise for 5k years ago and said no......... sad24:

That'd have been the tip of the tip of the iceberg in terms of investment needed


 ::) Trust you to bring salad into it.  ;)

 drumroll:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2014, 02:03:48 AM
At those prices old Padlock Pockets is probably going to be heartbroken that he missed it...  lol:

http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/General-News/Southampton-pub-sells-pints-for-10p (http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/General-News/Southampton-pub-sells-pints-for-10p)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 01, 2014, 08:44:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2014, 04:52:26 PM
Could give a new perspective to the phrase "Thar she blows...."  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616729/Ready-blow-Fears-six-ton-blue-whale-carcass-washed-beach-tiny-Newfoundland-village-EXPLODE-moment.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616729/Ready-blow-Fears-six-ton-blue-whale-carcass-washed-beach-tiny-Newfoundland-village-EXPLODE-moment.html)

I know that my reply is an AFF's but am pretty sure that most of you will have forgotten.......... cloud

In 1973/4 I was in my early teens and lived close to the Northumberland coast.  A dead whale was beached on the shore line there.  I garnered much interest .

My sister, brother and I along with friends when down to the beach during the early evening of day two, we decided that walking/running off  the length of the whale and falling/sliding off of it was a good idea as was bouncing up and down on it. redface:  It really was great fun.

A day or so later the RAF towed it out to sea and blew it up.  That was pretty spectacular to watch as well. redface: redface:

I will try and find a link later. angel1


Oh and BTW I am appalled by Subway and their decision to offer Halal meat in some of it's franchises,  There are Subway's in Cornwall, I wonder if they will decide to sell only Cornish pasties in their wraps.  Arse. evil:







I don't go to Subway's here very often, anyone know if there will be notices advising customers how the meat for the rolls is slaughtered.  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2014, 08:58:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2014, 02:03:48 AM
At those prices old Padlock Pockets is probably going to be heartbroken that he missed it...  lol:

http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/General-News/Southampton-pub-sells-pints-for-10p (http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/General-News/Southampton-pub-sells-pints-for-10p)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2014, 10:34:02 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 05:23:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Wrong imho and dumb but looks like a business driven solution that if they are going after the Halal likers in some areas then that won't work if such see bacon on the menu. 

One of the good things about Subway imho is they cater for so many preferences so well and (imho again) someone that is denied their bacon on a visit is unlikely to return to the chain wherever.  I'll still go to Subway but not the Halal ones, luckily the brilliant one near Old Trafford isn't.

Interesting that their press release http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx (http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx) doesn't say owt about bacon.

Does offering bacon or any Halal stuff worry you?  rubschin: . . . .
Not as much as people imposing their lifestyles on others for no good reason.


Thinking about it ...it's not the 1st time Muslims have fucked up our subways........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2014, 12:00:47 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616877/The-way-mans-heart-elses-stomach-Romanian-finds-wealthy-husband-hears-tricking-doctor-letting-carry-autopsy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616877/The-way-mans-heart-elses-stomach-Romanian-finds-wealthy-husband-hears-tricking-doctor-letting-carry-autopsy.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 01, 2014, 01:33:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 01, 2014, 10:34:02 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 05:23:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Wrong imho and dumb but looks like a business driven solution that if they are going after the Halal likers in some areas then that won't work if such see bacon on the menu. 

One of the good things about Subway imho is they cater for so many preferences so well and (imho again) someone that is denied their bacon on a visit is unlikely to return to the chain wherever.  I'll still go to Subway but not the Halal ones, luckily the brilliant one near Old Trafford isn't.

Interesting that their press release http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx (http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx) doesn't say owt about bacon.

Does offering bacon or any Halal stuff worry you?  rubschin: . . . .
Not as much as people imposing their lifestyles on others for no good reason.


Thinking about it ...it's not the 1st time Muslims have fucked up our subways........ noooo:

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 01, 2014, 05:36:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 01, 2014, 10:34:02 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 05:23:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Wrong imho and dumb but looks like a business driven solution that if they are going after the Halal likers in some areas then that won't work if such see bacon on the menu. 

One of the good things about Subway imho is they cater for so many preferences so well and (imho again) someone that is denied their bacon on a visit is unlikely to return to the chain wherever.  I'll still go to Subway but not the Halal ones, luckily the brilliant one near Old Trafford isn't.

Interesting that their press release http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx (http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx) doesn't say owt about bacon.

Does offering bacon or any Halal stuff worry you?  rubschin: . . . .
Not as much as people imposing their lifestyles on others for no good reason.


Thinking about it ...it's not the 1st time Muslims have fucked up our subways........ noooo:

 drumroll:  drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2014, 03:50:42 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 01, 2014, 10:34:02 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 05:36:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2014, 05:23:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Wrong imho and dumb but looks like a business driven solution that if they are going after the Halal likers in some areas then that won't work if such see bacon on the menu. 

One of the good things about Subway imho is they cater for so many preferences so well and (imho again) someone that is denied their bacon on a visit is unlikely to return to the chain wherever.  I'll still go to Subway but not the Halal ones, luckily the brilliant one near Old Trafford isn't.

Interesting that their press release http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx (http://www.subway.co.uk/media/news/halal-stores.aspx) doesn't say owt about bacon.

Does offering bacon or any Halal stuff worry you?  rubschin: . . . .
Not as much as people imposing their lifestyles on others for no good reason.


Thinking about it ...it's not the 1st time Muslims have fucked up our subways........ noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 02, 2014, 01:56:44 PM
A Remarkable View Of Uranus As Seen Through The Rings Of Saturn (http://io9.com/a-remarkable-view-of-uranus-as-seen-through-the-rings-o-1570766715)



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2Fd9nr3fl2x%2FSaturn_and_Uranus.jpg&hash=6c762c72b5b0ef2f6bd457ec052096cb2da5d07f) (http://postimg.org/image/d9nr3fl2x/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2014, 02:24:43 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 02, 2014, 01:56:44 PM
A Remarkable View Of Uranus As Seen Through The Rings Of Saturn (http://io9.com/a-remarkable-view-of-uranus-as-seen-through-the-rings-o-1570766715)



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2Fd9nr3fl2x%2FSaturn_and_Uranus.jpg&hash=6c762c72b5b0ef2f6bd457ec052096cb2da5d07f) (http://postimg.org/image/d9nr3fl2x/)

 shutup:
 horn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2014, 02:51:53 PM
 Explode:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2014, 03:22:16 AM
Darwin seems to be going through his random period  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620177/Naked-man-doing-push-ups-middle-busy-road-struck-killed-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620177/Naked-man-doing-push-ups-middle-busy-road-struck-killed-car.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2014, 03:23:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2014, 03:22:16 AM
Darwin seems to be going through his random period  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620177/Naked-man-doing-push-ups-middle-busy-road-struck-killed-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620177/Naked-man-doing-push-ups-middle-busy-road-struck-killed-car.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2014, 04:10:51 AM
I just have this image of Darwin pulling bits of paper out of a couple of boxes with the different details on before lobbing the old Turnip of Doom at the poor bugger.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2014, 08:58:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2014, 03:22:16 AM
Darwin seems to be going through his random period  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620177/Naked-man-doing-push-ups-middle-busy-road-struck-killed-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620177/Naked-man-doing-push-ups-middle-busy-road-struck-killed-car.html)

It was quite a shock for the Invisible Woman too
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2014, 09:47:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 05, 2014, 08:58:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2014, 03:22:16 AM
Darwin seems to be going through his random period  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620177/Naked-man-doing-push-ups-middle-busy-road-struck-killed-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620177/Naked-man-doing-push-ups-middle-busy-road-struck-killed-car.html)

It was quite a shock for the Invisible Woman too

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2014, 03:05:26 PM
That's not what a USB port is for  sick2:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10811287/Suspended-lawyers-application-to-marry-porn-filled-MacBook-overturned.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10811287/Suspended-lawyers-application-to-marry-porn-filled-MacBook-overturned.html)

I'm almost afraid to think of what puns the reprobates on here will come up with.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 07, 2014, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2014, 03:05:26 PM
That's not what a USB port is for  sick2:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10811287/Suspended-lawyers-application-to-marry-porn-filled-MacBook-overturned.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10811287/Suspended-lawyers-application-to-marry-porn-filled-MacBook-overturned.html)

I'm almost afraid to think of what puns the reprobates on here will come up with.

What a wanker!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 07, 2014, 06:37:51 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 07, 2014, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2014, 03:05:26 PM
That's not what a USB port is for  sick2:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10811287/Suspended-lawyers-application-to-marry-porn-filled-MacBook-overturned.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10811287/Suspended-lawyers-application-to-marry-porn-filled-MacBook-overturned.html)

I'm almost afraid to think of what puns the reprobates on here will come up with.

What a wanker!

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2014, 09:50:26 PM
Sounds like an ideal restaurant for BM...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624459/Ive-licked-pate-clean-The-Japanese-restaurant-customers-money-bald.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624459/Ive-licked-pate-clean-The-Japanese-restaurant-customers-money-bald.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2014, 05:20:11 AM
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F09%2Farticle-0-1DAF98A800000578-374_306x423.jpg&hash=93c9321db38a569003a05795415f1a7f75447b4b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 05:33:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2014, 05:20:11 AM
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F09%2Farticle-0-1DAF98A800000578-374_306x423.jpg&hash=93c9321db38a569003a05795415f1a7f75447b4b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2014, 12:10:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2014, 05:33:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2014, 05:20:11 AM
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F09%2Farticle-0-1DAF98A800000578-374_306x423.jpg&hash=93c9321db38a569003a05795415f1a7f75447b4b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html)

 eeek:
noooo:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2014, 01:34:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2014, 12:10:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2014, 05:33:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2014, 05:20:11 AM
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F09%2Farticle-0-1DAF98A800000578-374_306x423.jpg&hash=93c9321db38a569003a05795415f1a7f75447b4b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html)

 eeek:
noooo:

 scared2:
sick2:
Perhaps Chinese artists can ad lib whenever they like?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 02:03:54 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2014, 01:34:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2014, 12:10:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2014, 05:33:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2014, 05:20:11 AM
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F09%2Farticle-0-1DAF98A800000578-374_306x423.jpg&hash=93c9321db38a569003a05795415f1a7f75447b4b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html)

 eeek:
noooo:

 scared2:
sick2:
Perhaps Chinese artists can ad lib whenever they like?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2014, 02:40:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2014, 02:03:54 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2014, 01:34:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2014, 12:10:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2014, 05:33:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2014, 05:20:11 AM
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F09%2Farticle-0-1DAF98A800000578-374_306x423.jpg&hash=93c9321db38a569003a05795415f1a7f75447b4b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html)

 eeek:
noooo:

 scared2:
sick2:
Perhaps Chinese artists can ad lib whenever they like?

 drumroll:
drumroll:  drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 10, 2014, 03:49:42 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2014, 01:34:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2014, 12:10:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2014, 05:33:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2014, 05:20:11 AM
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F09%2Farticle-0-1DAF98A800000578-374_306x423.jpg&hash=93c9321db38a569003a05795415f1a7f75447b4b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html)

 eeek:
noooo:

 scared2:
sick2:
Perhaps Chinese artists can ad lib whenever they like?

errr, no, he was removing it, not adding it . . . . .

whatever, he's clearly as mad as a box of frogs . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2014, 07:31:15 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/plymouth-university-to-take-down-anticheating-posters-after-they-were-found-to-be-helping-students-cheat-9321670.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/plymouth-university-to-take-down-anticheating-posters-after-they-were-found-to-be-helping-students-cheat-9321670.html)

Wonder if the formula on the hand can help calculate how much a maths degree from Plymouth is worth now.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on May 11, 2014, 01:23:42 PM
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/11147377.Thamesmead_transgender_woman__gutted__after_lodger_nicks_her_lingerie/ (http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/11147377.Thamesmead_transgender_woman__gutted__after_lodger_nicks_her_lingerie/)


Couldn't resist this.  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2014, 01:31:31 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 11, 2014, 02:14:13 PM
Quote from: beerhead on May 11, 2014, 01:23:42 PM
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/11147377.Thamesmead_transgender_woman__gutted__after_lodger_nicks_her_lingerie/ (http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/11147377.Thamesmead_transgender_woman__gutted__after_lodger_nicks_her_lingerie/)


Couldn't resist this.  Shocked:

Can he/she sing?

If so, that could be next year's Eurovision Crap Contest sewn up!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2014, 02:16:49 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2014, 08:59:04 PM
Nah that will be so 2014 by then

But a piano playing cat . . . . .  .

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: barmisspah? on May 12, 2014, 04:21:55 PM
Quote from: beerhead on May 11, 2014, 01:23:42 PM
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/11147377.Thamesmead_transgender_woman__gutted__after_lodger_nicks_her_lingerie/ (http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/11147377.Thamesmead_transgender_woman__gutted__after_lodger_nicks_her_lingerie/)


Couldn't resist this.  Shocked:

She/he is never 65 ! My mum looks younger than that & she's 86.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2014, 04:40:53 PM
Quote from: barmisspah? on May 12, 2014, 04:21:55 PM
Quote from: beerhead on May 11, 2014, 01:23:42 PM
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/11147377.Thamesmead_transgender_woman__gutted__after_lodger_nicks_her_lingerie/ (http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/11147377.Thamesmead_transgender_woman__gutted__after_lodger_nicks_her_lingerie/)


Couldn't resist this.  Shocked:

She/he is never 65 ! My mum looks younger than that & she's 86.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2014, 06:43:10 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2626819/Is-worst-job-idea-world-Man-China-makes-living-human-PUNCHBAG-letting-people-hit-hard-money.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2626819/Is-worst-job-idea-world-Man-China-makes-living-human-PUNCHBAG-letting-people-hit-hard-money.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2014, 07:06:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2014, 06:43:10 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2626819/Is-worst-job-idea-world-Man-China-makes-living-human-PUNCHBAG-letting-people-hit-hard-money.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2626819/Is-worst-job-idea-world-Man-China-makes-living-human-PUNCHBAG-letting-people-hit-hard-money.html)

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2014, 05:41:01 AM
These two were lucky they didn't pick someone who was armed to try this on  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2628107/Youll-never-feel-safe-circus-Prank-clowns-fool-passers-believing-beating-killing-strangers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2628107/Youll-never-feel-safe-circus-Prank-clowns-fool-passers-believing-beating-killing-strangers.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2014, 05:47:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2014, 05:41:01 AM
These two were lucky they didn't pick someone who was armed to try this on  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2628107/Youll-never-feel-safe-circus-Prank-clowns-fool-passers-believing-beating-killing-strangers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2628107/Youll-never-feel-safe-circus-Prank-clowns-fool-passers-believing-beating-killing-strangers.html)

 eeek:

Don't click the link Miss D!  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on May 15, 2014, 11:13:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2014, 05:41:01 AM
These two were lucky they didn't pick someone who was armed to try this on  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2628107/Youll-never-feel-safe-circus-Prank-clowns-fool-passers-believing-beating-killing-strangers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2628107/Youll-never-feel-safe-circus-Prank-clowns-fool-passers-believing-beating-killing-strangers.html)

 scared2: scared2: scared2: it looks so evil ....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2014, 12:44:56 PM
Quote from: boogs on May 15, 2014, 11:13:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2014, 05:41:01 AM
These two were lucky they didn't pick someone who was armed to try this on  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2628107/Youll-never-feel-safe-circus-Prank-clowns-fool-passers-believing-beating-killing-strangers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2628107/Youll-never-feel-safe-circus-Prank-clowns-fool-passers-believing-beating-killing-strangers.html)

 scared2: scared2: scared2: it looks so evil ....
noooo: noooo: noooo: as pranks go that is on the wrong side of mostest wrong

Still if I hear of a clown being shot dead I'll know why
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2014, 04:35:32 PM
They do seem to be one trick ponys - take one nutjob, add weapon and scare the crap out of the public...

http://youtu.be/3FztNNH9_vI (http://youtu.be/3FztNNH9_vI)

http://youtu.be/MkOGb5_ML_8 (http://youtu.be/MkOGb5_ML_8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2014, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2014, 04:35:32 PM
They do seem to be one trick ponys - take one nutjob, add weapon and scare the crap out of the public...

http://youtu.be/3FztNNH9_vI (http://youtu.be/3FztNNH9_vI)

http://youtu.be/MkOGb5_ML_8 (http://youtu.be/MkOGb5_ML_8)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2014, 04:40:06 PM
Would it be wrong of me to try and point these guys at Jeremy Beedle....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2014, 05:41:26 PM
I've seen odd stuff for sale online before but who the hell would want to buy a life size statue of a naked obese Arnold Schwarzenegger?  sick2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F10%2Farticle-2624294-1DB4504D00000578-643_634x401.jpg&hash=7e1e8ba673d50a1fbcc1ffc144905e9f51c30487)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2624294/An-obese-Schwarzenegger-sculpture-Steve-Jobs-ear-cleaning-kit-tin-unicorn-meat-Inside-weird-world-Alibaba-vast-online-marketplace-youve-certainly-never-heard-of.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2624294/An-obese-Schwarzenegger-sculpture-Steve-Jobs-ear-cleaning-kit-tin-unicorn-meat-Inside-weird-world-Alibaba-vast-online-marketplace-youve-certainly-never-heard-of.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2014, 10:25:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2014, 04:40:06 PM
Would it be wrong of me to try and point these guys at Jeremy Beedle....  eveilgrin:

Wouldn't you have to exhume him first? 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2014, 11:01:00 PM
Bugger, that put a crimp in an otherwise damn fine plan.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2014, 11:05:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2014, 11:01:00 PM
Bugger, that put a crimp in an otherwise damn fine plan.  redface:
I always feel guilty about Beadle, absolutely detested him and was vocal about it then I found out what he had gone through and what he had achieved with little fanfare.   redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2014, 07:32:41 AM
Perhaps it's time to start looking into BeepoonTM  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2630383/Moment-5-000-bees-swarmed-woman-middle-high-street.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2630383/Moment-5-000-bees-swarmed-woman-middle-high-street.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2014, 07:35:54 AM
Has anyone heard from Miss D?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2014, 07:37:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2014, 07:32:41 AM
Perhaps it's time to start looking into BeepoonTM  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2630383/Moment-5-000-bees-swarmed-woman-middle-high-street.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2630383/Moment-5-000-bees-swarmed-woman-middle-high-street.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2014, 08:19:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 17, 2014, 07:37:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2014, 07:32:41 AM
Perhaps it's time to start looking into BeepoonTM  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2630383/Moment-5-000-bees-swarmed-woman-middle-high-street.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2630383/Moment-5-000-bees-swarmed-woman-middle-high-street.html)

 eeek:

It's almost enough to consider letting Nick loose with the incinerator  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2014, 08:21:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2014, 08:19:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 17, 2014, 07:37:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2014, 07:32:41 AM
Perhaps it's time to start looking into BeepoonTM  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2630383/Moment-5-000-bees-swarmed-woman-middle-high-street.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2630383/Moment-5-000-bees-swarmed-woman-middle-high-street.html)

 eeek:

It's almost enough to consider letting Nick loose with the incinerator  scared2:

She would have been even more scared then!  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2014, 02:26:05 PM
Cue the jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2633789/Disorder-court-Murder-trial-stopped-judge-spots-court-staff-having-SEX.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2633789/Disorder-court-Murder-trial-stopped-judge-spots-court-staff-having-SEX.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2014, 03:06:46 PM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2014, 02:26:05 PM
Cue the jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2633789/Disorder-court-Murder-trial-stopped-judge-spots-court-staff-having-SEX.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2633789/Disorder-court-Murder-trial-stopped-judge-spots-court-staff-having-SEX.html)
Well hung jury?


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2014, 04:35:27 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 20, 2014, 03:06:46 PM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2014, 02:26:05 PM
Cue the jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2633789/Disorder-court-Murder-trial-stopped-judge-spots-court-staff-having-SEX.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2633789/Disorder-court-Murder-trial-stopped-judge-spots-court-staff-having-SEX.html)
Well hung jury?


______________________________
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Clerk of the caught?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2014, 05:41:28 AM
It couldn't have happened to a better nation  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27497727][url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27497727 (http://[url)[/url]
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 21, 2014, 06:15:01 AM
Linky no work  ::)


This is it: French red faces over trains that are 'too wide'  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27497727)


 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 21, 2014, 06:47:22 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 21, 2014, 06:15:01 AM
Linky no work  ::)


This is it: French red faces over trains that are 'too wide'  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27497727)


 happy001 happy001 happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2014, 01:30:24 PM
A strange definition of therapeutic and calming

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2634971/Is-sssss-spa-treatment-Zoo-offers-massage-four-giant-pythons-feeds-10-chickens-case-theyre-hungry.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2634971/Is-sssss-spa-treatment-Zoo-offers-massage-four-giant-pythons-feeds-10-chickens-case-theyre-hungry.html)

Top of the list of Miss D's spa treatments of wrongness.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on May 21, 2014, 07:33:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2014, 01:30:24 PM
A strange definition of therapeutic and calming

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2634971/Is-sssss-spa-treatment-Zoo-offers-massage-four-giant-pythons-feeds-10-chickens-case-theyre-hungry.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2634971/Is-sssss-spa-treatment-Zoo-offers-massage-four-giant-pythons-feeds-10-chickens-case-theyre-hungry.html)

Top of the list of Miss D's spa treatments of wrongness.  rubschin:

And rightly so  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2014, 11:10:27 PM
More like in tying a live rooster to your tackle, you are saying :I'm male, I'm Jewish, I'm white, I'm a pretentious cockwomble.  noooo:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/05/09/uk-france-rooster-idUKKBN0DL0TD20140509 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/05/09/uk-france-rooster-idUKKBN0DL0TD20140509)

[quote author]The Paris piece was a reaction to an increasingly homophobic, xenophobic and anti-Semitic world, Cohen told the newspaper.

"In showing the most intimate part of me, I'm saying: I'm male, I'm Jewish, I'm queer, I'm white," he said.

He said the rooster, named Franck, was not harmed during the performance. The animal was chosen "because it's the emblem of France".[/quote]
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2014, 03:29:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2014, 11:10:27 PM
More like in tying a live rooster to your tackle, you are saying :I'm male, I'm Jewish, I'm white, I'm a pretentious cockwomble.  noooo:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/05/09/uk-france-rooster-idUKKBN0DL0TD20140509 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/05/09/uk-france-rooster-idUKKBN0DL0TD20140509)

[quote author]The Paris piece was a reaction to an increasingly homophobic, xenophobic and anti-Semitic world, Cohen told the newspaper.

"In showing the most intimate part of me, I'm saying: I'm male, I'm Jewish, I'm queer, I'm white," he said.

He said the rooster, named Franck, was not harmed during the performance. The animal was chosen "because it's the emblem of France".
[/quote]

Chicken is the emblem of France! happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2014, 11:58:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Halal, is it meat you're looking for...  redface:



Now to see who gets earwormed  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2014, 12:02:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2014, 11:58:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Halal, is it meat you're looking for...  redface:



Now to see who gets earwormed  whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2014, 12:17:19 AM
Who in their right mind would want to go onto a zip line attached to their piercings??  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F23%2Farticle-2637483-1E23EC8A00000578-387_470x716.jpg&hash=0d7dde3d4ab6f5e8d27393cbad9f10b9b37561ff)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2637483/By-skin-Ukrainian-couple-slide-cable-river-attached-harness-PIERCINGS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2637483/By-skin-Ukrainian-couple-slide-cable-river-attached-harness-PIERCINGS.html)

Some of the reader comments are worth a look..   lol:

Quote
thisworldhasgonemad, south staffs, United Kingdom, 6 hours ago
Jesus Christ

Mike, Runcorn England, United Kingdom, 22 minutes ago
Wrong places wrists and ankles!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2014, 05:20:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2014, 11:58:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 12:06:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html)


 eeek:

Halal, is it meat you're looking for...  redface:



Now to see who gets earwormed  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2014, 07:40:18 AM
Something wrong BM?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2014, 12:05:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2014, 12:17:19 AM
Who in their right mind would want to go onto a zip line attached to their piercings??  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F23%2Farticle-2637483-1E23EC8A00000578-387_470x716.jpg&hash=0d7dde3d4ab6f5e8d27393cbad9f10b9b37561ff)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2637483/By-skin-Ukrainian-couple-slide-cable-river-attached-harness-PIERCINGS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2637483/By-skin-Ukrainian-couple-slide-cable-river-attached-harness-PIERCINGS.html)

Some of the reader comments are worth a look..   lol:

Quote
thisworldhasgonemad, south staffs, United Kingdom, 6 hours ago
Jesus Christ

Mike, Runcorn England, United Kingdom, 22 minutes ago
Wrong places wrists and ankles!
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2014, 11:38:20 AM
First it was that Chinese nutjob and now this guy is claiming to have eaten part of their hip  sick2: What is it about wierd ass 'artists' these days  noooo:

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/norwegian-artist-eats-his-own-hip-for-exhibition-i-had-a-little-taste-and-it-was-nice-9434594.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/norwegian-artist-eats-his-own-hip-for-exhibition-i-had-a-little-taste-and-it-was-nice-9434594.html)

I may never eat lamb again.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2014, 03:56:10 PM
I admit I drink a lot of coffee but this would be too much even for me...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F28%2Farticle-2641608-1E45A4A100000578-748_634x664.jpg&hash=3cf58e587610faddda1c2fcc5f17b9f43694c9ce)

And, take note Apey, he got it for free.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641608/Is-worlds-expensive-Starbucks-coffee-Sexagintuple-Vanilla-Bean-Mocha-Frappuccino-set-55.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641608/Is-worlds-expensive-Starbucks-coffee-Sexagintuple-Vanilla-Bean-Mocha-Frappuccino-set-55.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2014, 04:14:58 PM
Was it shat out by meerkats?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2014, 07:04:03 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 28, 2014, 04:14:58 PM
Was it shat out by meerkats?  rubschin:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2014, 09:35:39 PM

Quote from: Baldy on May 28, 2014, 07:04:03 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 28, 2014, 04:14:58 PM
Was it shat out by meerkats?  rubschin:

 lol: lol:
Two meerkats one . . .

NO NO NO I will not make that joke


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2014, 10:47:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2014, 03:56:10 PM
I admit I drink a lot of coffee but this would be too much even for me...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F28%2Farticle-2641608-1E45A4A100000578-748_634x664.jpg&hash=3cf58e587610faddda1c2fcc5f17b9f43694c9ce)

And, take note Apey, he got it for free.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641608/Is-worlds-expensive-Starbucks-coffee-Sexagintuple-Vanilla-Bean-Mocha-Frappuccino-set-55.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641608/Is-worlds-expensive-Starbucks-coffee-Sexagintuple-Vanilla-Bean-Mocha-Frappuccino-set-55.html)


 Thumbs: Thumbs: cloud9:

When we owned our bar I used to drink about 15 expressos a day........ redface:

we had our own cofffee grinder ........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 05:10:02 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 28, 2014, 10:47:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2014, 03:56:10 PM
I admit I drink a lot of coffee but this would be too much even for me...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F05%2F28%2Farticle-2641608-1E45A4A100000578-748_634x664.jpg&hash=3cf58e587610faddda1c2fcc5f17b9f43694c9ce)

And, take note Apey, he got it for free.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641608/Is-worlds-expensive-Starbucks-coffee-Sexagintuple-Vanilla-Bean-Mocha-Frappuccino-set-55.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641608/Is-worlds-expensive-Starbucks-coffee-Sexagintuple-Vanilla-Bean-Mocha-Frappuccino-set-55.html)


 Thumbs: Thumbs: cloud9:

When we owned our bar I used to drink about 15 expressos a day........ redface:

we had our own cofffee grinder ........ cloud9:

Misty...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2014, 02:31:01 PM
No BM, Misty is the organ grinder  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 02:52:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2014, 02:31:01 PM
No BM, Misty is the organ grinder  whistle:

 eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2014, 01:11:08 PM
Another criminal mastermong, although it does give new meaning to stoners saying 'this is good shit man'  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644579/Man-good-s-Nicaraguan-dope-conned-buying-marijuana-turned-horse-manure.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644579/Man-good-s-Nicaraguan-dope-conned-buying-marijuana-turned-horse-manure.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2014, 02:27:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644266/US-Airways-flight-forced-make-emergency-landing-Truffles-service-dog-relieves-twice-aisle-making-passengers-vomit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644266/US-Airways-flight-forced-make-emergency-landing-Truffles-service-dog-relieves-twice-aisle-making-passengers-vomit.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2014, 05:58:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 31, 2014, 02:27:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644266/US-Airways-flight-forced-make-emergency-landing-Truffles-service-dog-relieves-twice-aisle-making-passengers-vomit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644266/US-Airways-flight-forced-make-emergency-landing-Truffles-service-dog-relieves-twice-aisle-making-passengers-vomit.html)
sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2014, 07:58:41 PM
 eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644718/Florida-man-uses-WELDING-GRINDER-remove-gang-tattoos-face-turns-life-around.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644718/Florida-man-uses-WELDING-GRINDER-remove-gang-tattoos-face-turns-life-around.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2014, 08:02:51 PM
He was either going to come from Camborne or Bodmin  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644641/Man-manure-fetish-jailed-eight-year-vendetta-against-farmer-banned-rolling-naked-cowpats.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644641/Man-manure-fetish-jailed-eight-year-vendetta-against-farmer-banned-rolling-naked-cowpats.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2014, 10:45:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2014, 07:58:41 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644718/Florida-man-uses-WELDING-GRINDER-remove-gang-tattoos-face-turns-life-around.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644718/Florida-man-uses-WELDING-GRINDER-remove-gang-tattoos-face-turns-life-around.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek:  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2014, 10:46:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2014, 08:02:51 PM
He was either going to come from Camborne or Bodmin  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644641/Man-manure-fetish-jailed-eight-year-vendetta-against-farmer-banned-rolling-naked-cowpats.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644641/Man-manure-fetish-jailed-eight-year-vendetta-against-farmer-banned-rolling-naked-cowpats.html)

 sick2:
The sort of nutter that gives nutters a bad name.  They should throw the key away - in a slurry pit?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 01, 2014, 03:40:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2014, 08:02:51 PM
He was either going to come from Camborne or Bodmin  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644641/Man-manure-fetish-jailed-eight-year-vendetta-against-farmer-banned-rolling-naked-cowpats.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644641/Man-manure-fetish-jailed-eight-year-vendetta-against-farmer-banned-rolling-naked-cowpats.html)

 sick2:

This man is ill he must have 'mad cow shit disease'   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2014, 05:17:26 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 01, 2014, 03:40:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2014, 08:02:51 PM
He was either going to come from Camborne or Bodmin  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644641/Man-manure-fetish-jailed-eight-year-vendetta-against-farmer-banned-rolling-naked-cowpats.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644641/Man-manure-fetish-jailed-eight-year-vendetta-against-farmer-banned-rolling-naked-cowpats.html)

 sick2:

This man is ill he must have 'mad cow shit disease'   whistle:

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2014, 05:22:50 PM
This is not very far from me, maybe they have mad cow disease too.  I shall stay well away in case it is catching

Naked cyclists take to the streets of #Hastings. No helmets in site! (https://twitter.com/MarkCarterMC/status/473114902664851456/photo/1)

Oh god there's a video too.  Proof that not everyone looks good naked

http://youtu.be/hlT86GGQ1Qo (http://youtu.be/hlT86GGQ1Qo)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2014, 05:24:07 PM
I hope they have comfy saddles  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2014, 05:36:11 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 01, 2014, 05:24:07 PM
I hope they have comfy saddles  eeek:
I hope they don't  evil:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2014, 09:36:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 01, 2014, 05:22:50 PM
This is not very far from me, maybe they have mad cow disease too.  I shall stay well away in case it is catching

Naked cyclists take to the streets of #Hastings. No helmets in site! (https://twitter.com/MarkCarterMC/status/473114902664851456/photo/1)

Oh god there's a video too.  Proof that not everyone looks good naked

http://youtu.be/hlT86GGQ1Qo (http://youtu.be/hlT86GGQ1Qo)
eeek: eeek:
I would be scared of getting caught in the chain.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2014, 12:20:46 PM
That's a short landing strip Bruce...
Yeah Bruce, but do you see how bloody wide it is  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F06%2F02%2Farticle-2646121-1E67F5D000000578-593_634x472.jpg&hash=e53da6ecb2dbd27d203dff9a760c316add54686b)

Quote
The sunbather however decided it was not such a good place to rest, and was seen simply standing up and walking off.

 lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646121/Plane-nearly-lands-sunbather-pilot-flies-dangerously-low-beach.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646121/Plane-nearly-lands-sunbather-pilot-flies-dangerously-low-beach.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2014, 01:08:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2014, 12:20:46 PM
That's a short landing strip Bruce...
Yeah Bruce, but do you see how bloody wide it is  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F06%2F02%2Farticle-2646121-1E67F5D000000578-593_634x472.jpg&hash=e53da6ecb2dbd27d203dff9a760c316add54686b)

Quote
The sunbather however decided it was not such a good place to rest, and was seen simply standing up and walking off.

 lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646121/Plane-nearly-lands-sunbather-pilot-flies-dangerously-low-beach.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646121/Plane-nearly-lands-sunbather-pilot-flies-dangerously-low-beach.html)

Fuck me!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 02, 2014, 07:11:23 PM
Ooooooopps.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646150/Better-champagne-ice-Watch-moment-brand-new-10MILLION-yacht-capsizes-launched-new-owner-planned-sail-globe.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646150/Better-champagne-ice-Watch-moment-brand-new-10MILLION-yacht-capsizes-launched-new-owner-planned-sail-globe.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2014, 08:28:35 PM
Quote from: Baldy on June 02, 2014, 07:11:23 PM
Ooooooopps.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646150/Better-champagne-ice-Watch-moment-brand-new-10MILLION-yacht-capsizes-launched-new-owner-planned-sail-globe.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646150/Better-champagne-ice-Watch-moment-brand-new-10MILLION-yacht-capsizes-launched-new-owner-planned-sail-globe.html)

 lol:

"The yacht is reportedly worth $10million"   noooo: not anymore it ain't
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2014, 08:23:21 AM
 eeek:   sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646748/Hogwash-Yes-Meet-man-showered-12-years-instead-sprays-bacteria-hes-collected-pigsty-cowshed-chicken-coop-clean.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646748/Hogwash-Yes-Meet-man-showered-12-years-instead-sprays-bacteria-hes-collected-pigsty-cowshed-chicken-coop-clean.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2014, 09:36:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2014, 08:23:21 AM
eeek:   sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646748/Hogwash-Yes-Meet-man-showered-12-years-instead-sprays-bacteria-hes-collected-pigsty-cowshed-chicken-coop-clean.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2646748/Hogwash-Yes-Meet-man-showered-12-years-instead-sprays-bacteria-hes-collected-pigsty-cowshed-chicken-coop-clean.html)
sick2:     I see no second mention of the girlfriend.  Long run away methinks
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2014, 02:13:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2647074/Malaysian-man-comes-short-buying-100-penis-enlarger-online-gets-sent-5-magnifying-glass-warning-Do-not-use-sunlight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2647074/Malaysian-man-comes-short-buying-100-penis-enlarger-online-gets-sent-5-magnifying-glass-warning-Do-not-use-sunlight.html)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2014, 05:06:16 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128)  razz: razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2014, 05:53:32 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 04, 2014, 05:06:16 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128)  razz: razz:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2014, 05:54:03 PM
The cake pic is a nice touch  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 04, 2014, 07:42:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2014, 02:13:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2647074/Malaysian-man-comes-short-buying-100-penis-enlarger-online-gets-sent-5-magnifying-glass-warning-Do-not-use-sunlight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2647074/Malaysian-man-comes-short-buying-100-penis-enlarger-online-gets-sent-5-magnifying-glass-warning-Do-not-use-sunlight.html)



Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 04, 2014, 05:06:16 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128
 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128)

Twats  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 04, 2014, 08:49:21 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 04, 2014, 05:06:16 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128)  razz: razz:

"They grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato at his address in Adachi ward".

Is that ward in South Staffs?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2014, 08:50:59 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 04, 2014, 08:49:21 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 04, 2014, 05:06:16 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128)  razz: razz:

"They grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato at his address in Adachi ward".

Is that ward in South Stiffs?

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 04, 2014, 08:53:59 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 04, 2014, 08:50:59 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 04, 2014, 08:49:21 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 04, 2014, 05:06:16 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128)  razz: razz:

"They grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato at his address in Adachi ward".

Is that ward in South Stiffs?

 whistle:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2014, 08:58:23 PM
 hattip:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2014, 09:58:32 PM
So these buggers are on their way here...  scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F06%2F04%2Farticle-0-1D9342A700000578-443_634x400.jpg&hash=4d9f47839e5bf7b6a53d64a366f7f5d5fceb4c38)

But the government is going to introduce emergency powers to protect us

 rubschin:


 rubschin:


Aw bollocks, may as well resign ourselves to getting stung then.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2648558/Emergency-powers-tackle-invasion-killer-Asian-Hornet-blamed-six-deaths-France.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2648558/Emergency-powers-tackle-invasion-killer-Asian-Hornet-blamed-six-deaths-France.html)

Something tells me that nut inventor with the X men fascination could make a decent profit selling his wrist mounted flamethrower insect repellant.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2014, 08:12:43 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2649381/Zoo-worker-gorilla-suit-critical-condition-shot-tranquiliser-dart-training-exercise-no-one-told-vet-wasnt-real.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2649381/Zoo-worker-gorilla-suit-critical-condition-shot-tranquiliser-dart-training-exercise-no-one-told-vet-wasnt-real.html)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 05, 2014, 08:18:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2014, 08:12:43 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2649381/Zoo-worker-gorilla-suit-critical-condition-shot-tranquiliser-dart-training-exercise-no-one-told-vet-wasnt-real.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2649381/Zoo-worker-gorilla-suit-critical-condition-shot-tranquiliser-dart-training-exercise-no-one-told-vet-wasnt-real.html)

 lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10879254/Man-shot-with-tranquilliser-dart-at-Tenerife-zoo-was-not-wearing-gorilla-suit.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10879254/Man-shot-with-tranquilliser-dart-at-Tenerife-zoo-was-not-wearing-gorilla-suit.html)

Depends which paper you believe.....the latter methinks.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2014, 04:54:58 AM
If it can carry a bottle of Voddy it sounds perfect for Miss D...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2650775/Flight-Heli-CHOC-ter-Worlds-quadcopter-built-using-chocolate-takes-skies-eat-after.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2650775/Flight-Heli-CHOC-ter-Worlds-quadcopter-built-using-chocolate-takes-skies-eat-after.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2014, 06:46:23 AM
BM's long lost brother?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2651004/He-cook-play-music-use-computer-make-sarcastic-jokes-chatting-3-000-word-vocabulary-My-lunch-worlds-cleverest-chimp.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2651004/He-cook-play-music-use-computer-make-sarcastic-jokes-chatting-3-000-word-vocabulary-My-lunch-worlds-cleverest-chimp.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2014, 06:51:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2014, 06:46:23 AM
BM's long lost brother?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2651004/He-cook-play-music-use-computer-make-sarcastic-jokes-chatting-3-000-word-vocabulary-My-lunch-worlds-cleverest-chimp.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2651004/He-cook-play-music-use-computer-make-sarcastic-jokes-chatting-3-000-word-vocabulary-My-lunch-worlds-cleverest-chimp.html)

Nick!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2014, 06:56:56 AM
Nick is your long lost brother???  eeek:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


Actually that explains a lot.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2014, 07:01:23 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on June 08, 2014, 07:56:16 PM
But obviously not bubbly enough  !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-27753524 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-27753524)




Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2014, 06:12:08 AM
Quote from: beerhead on June 08, 2014, 07:56:16 PM
But obviously not bubbly enough  !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-27753524 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-27753524)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2014, 05:39:09 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/06/introducing-the-wall-of-dancing-willies-4748697/ (http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/06/introducing-the-wall-of-dancing-willies-4748697/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2014, 05:53:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2014, 05:39:09 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/06/introducing-the-wall-of-dancing-willies-4748697/ (http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/06/introducing-the-wall-of-dancing-willies-4748697/)

 eeek:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2014, 06:07:18 AM
It looks like the kind of thing Baldy would have in stock  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2014, 08:17:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2014, 05:53:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2014, 05:39:09 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/06/introducing-the-wall-of-dancing-willies-4748697/ (http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/06/introducing-the-wall-of-dancing-willies-4748697/)

 eeek:

 ;D

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 11, 2014, 08:27:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2014, 06:07:18 AM
It looks like the kind of thing Baldy would have in stock  noooo:

I could make one.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2014, 07:06:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2014, 05:53:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2014, 05:39:09 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/06/introducing-the-wall-of-dancing-willies-4748697/ (http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/06/introducing-the-wall-of-dancing-willies-4748697/)

 eeek:

 ;D
eeek:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2014, 10:29:11 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10896473/Armed-robber-absconds-from-open-prison.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10896473/Armed-robber-absconds-from-open-prison.html)

Yet another one.  noooo:
He is serving life, why is he in an open prison?
He did a bunk in 2012, but the lily livered arseholes employed at huge expense give him an amount of freedom that he should not enjoy.  noooo:

A ball and chain would have stopped him, possibly I am too right wing to be a prison officer.  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2014, 10:40:35 PM
Quote from: Baldy on June 12, 2014, 10:29:11 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10896473/Armed-robber-absconds-from-open-prison.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10896473/Armed-robber-absconds-from-open-prison.html)

Yet another one.  noooo:
He is serving life, why is he in an open prison?
He did a bunk in 2012, but the lily livered arseholes employed at huge expense give him an amount of freedom that he should not enjoy.  noooo:

A ball and chain would have stopped him, possibly I am too right wing to be a prison officer.  Shrugs:
Just wrong isn't it.  Not the prison officers fault but higher ups looking to save munny.

Ball and chain for any absconder gets my support
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 12, 2014, 11:23:20 PM
I think I've noticed a design flaw in open prisons  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2014, 11:28:21 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 12, 2014, 11:23:20 PM
I think I've noticed a design flaw in open prisons  :thumbsup:

Not enough balls.......and chains?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2014, 04:24:32 AM
Quote from: Baldy on June 12, 2014, 11:28:21 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 12, 2014, 11:23:20 PM
I think I've noticed a design flaw in open prisons  :thumbsup:

Not enough balls.......and chains?

Or gates, fences, barbed wire, mine fields, machine gun nests, etc...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 13, 2014, 07:39:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2014, 04:24:32 AM
Quote from: Baldy on June 12, 2014, 11:28:21 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 12, 2014, 11:23:20 PM
I think I've noticed a design flaw in open prisons  :thumbsup:

Not enough balls.......and chains?

Or gates, fences, barbed wire, mine fields, machine gun nests, etc...

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 13, 2014, 09:16:11 PM
Only 90 on the run from Ford Open Prison:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10898005/Ford-open-jail-worst-prison-for-fugitive-inmates-with-90-missing.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10898005/Ford-open-jail-worst-prison-for-fugitive-inmates-with-90-missing.html)

They seem to be doing a good job.  noooo:

Do the idiots that recommend prisoners to be placed there get the sack? Prolly a nice golden handshake and early retirement paid for by the taxpayer.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 13, 2014, 10:57:53 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2657524/Freebie-Ahoy-Civil-servants-yachting-pick-bill-As-passport-crisis-ruins-summer-thousands-pen-pushers-enjoy-booze-fuelled-regatta-Isle-Wight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2657524/Freebie-Ahoy-Civil-servants-yachting-pick-bill-As-passport-crisis-ruins-summer-thousands-pen-pushers-enjoy-booze-fuelled-regatta-Isle-Wight.html) 

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2014, 05:48:46 AM
Quote from: Baldy on June 13, 2014, 10:57:53 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2657524/Freebie-Ahoy-Civil-servants-yachting-pick-bill-As-passport-crisis-ruins-summer-thousands-pen-pushers-enjoy-booze-fuelled-regatta-Isle-Wight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2657524/Freebie-Ahoy-Civil-servants-yachting-pick-bill-As-passport-crisis-ruins-summer-thousands-pen-pushers-enjoy-booze-fuelled-regatta-Isle-Wight.html) 

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2014, 09:07:24 PM
NHS is best Health Service in the world  eeek:
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jun/17/nhs-health (http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jun/17/nhs-health)


No really, here's the detail from the source report

http://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/fund-reports/2014/jun/mirror-mirror (http://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/fund-reports/2014/jun/mirror-mirror)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.commonwealthfund.org%2F%7E%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2Fpublications%2Ffund-report%2F2014%2Fjune%2Fdavis_mirror_2014_es1_for_web.jpg%3Fh%3D511%26amp%3Bw%3D740%26amp%3Bla%3Den&hash=b135ea4eef02a42f8784232db0bf794382db4ce0)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2014, 12:49:46 AM
The Austrian version of OMO seems to be a little more direct.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2660189/What-ledge-end-Austrian-sunbather-causes-car-pile-hanging-naked-window.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2660189/What-ledge-end-Austrian-sunbather-causes-car-pile-hanging-naked-window.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2014, 09:48:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2014, 12:49:46 AM
The Austrian version of OMO seems to be a little more direct.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2660189/What-ledge-end-Austrian-sunbather-causes-car-pile-hanging-naked-window.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2660189/What-ledge-end-Austrian-sunbather-causes-car-pile-hanging-naked-window.html)
Picture 2 explains why she hung her back end out of the window.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2014, 10:11:07 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2014, 09:48:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2014, 12:49:46 AM
The Austrian version of OMO seems to be a little more direct.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2660189/What-ledge-end-Austrian-sunbather-causes-car-pile-hanging-naked-window.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2660189/What-ledge-end-Austrian-sunbather-causes-car-pile-hanging-naked-window.html)
Picture 2 explains why she hung her back end out of the window.

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2014, 03:21:28 AM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?                            No............it's Supermong  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665112/Idiotic-pair-pulled-motorway-Superman-costume-driving-uninsured-car-complete-CAPE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665112/Idiotic-pair-pulled-motorway-Superman-costume-driving-uninsured-car-complete-CAPE.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 05:43:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2014, 03:21:28 AM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?                            No............it's Supermong  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665112/Idiotic-pair-pulled-motorway-Superman-costume-driving-uninsured-car-complete-CAPE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665112/Idiotic-pair-pulled-motorway-Superman-costume-driving-uninsured-car-complete-CAPE.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 23, 2014, 08:06:19 AM
Bluddy morons not even a back window in the car  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2014, 03:36:48 PM
Let the one liners begin......  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 03:41:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2014, 03:36:48 PM
Let the one liners begin......  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html)

WTF???  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2014, 04:15:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2014, 03:36:48 PM
Let the one liners begin......  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html)

Stupid boy.  noooo:

If he had just attached a bit of string to himself, they could have pulled him out easily.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 23, 2014, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2014, 04:15:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2014, 03:36:48 PM
Let the one liners begin......  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html)

Stupid boy.  noooo:

If he had just attached a bit of string to himself, they could have pulled him out easily.

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2014, 04:33:50 PM
Quote from: Baldy on June 23, 2014, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2014, 04:15:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2014, 03:36:48 PM
Let the one liners begin......  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html)

Stupid boy.  noooo:

If he had just attached a bit of string to himself, they could have pulled him out easily.

 lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:

or used some Wel jel?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on June 23, 2014, 04:35:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 23, 2014, 04:33:50 PM
Quote from: Baldy on June 23, 2014, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2014, 04:15:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2014, 03:36:48 PM
Let the one liners begin......  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html)

Stupid boy.  noooo:

If he had just attached a bit of string to himself, they could have pulled him out easily.

 lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:

or used some Wel jel?

 lol:

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2014, 04:36:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 23, 2014, 04:33:50 PM
Quote from: Baldy on June 23, 2014, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2014, 04:15:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2014, 03:36:48 PM
Let the one liners begin......  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665704/What-thinking-U-S-exchange-student-rescued-firefighters-getting-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-art-installation.html)

Stupid boy.  noooo:

If he had just attached a bit of string to himself, they could have pulled him out easily.

 lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:

or used some Wel jel?



 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 24, 2014, 04:24:35 PM
Quote from: Baldy on June 13, 2014, 10:57:53 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2657524/Freebie-Ahoy-Civil-servants-yachting-pick-bill-As-passport-crisis-ruins-summer-thousands-pen-pushers-enjoy-booze-fuelled-regatta-Isle-Wight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2657524/Freebie-Ahoy-Civil-servants-yachting-pick-bill-As-passport-crisis-ruins-summer-thousands-pen-pushers-enjoy-booze-fuelled-regatta-Isle-Wight.html) 

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Why does Orwell's 1984 come to my mind?

This is the sort of thing we used to talk about happening in old-guard Russia . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2014, 04:30:22 AM
A bit harsh for a movie review  eeek:

Quote
North Korea has promised "merciless" retaliation if a forthcoming Hollywood movie about killing Kim Jong-un is released, say agencies.

A North Korean foreign ministry spokesman said in state media that the movie's release would be an "act of war".

Calm down Kim, it's only a movie, and you've just given them a ton of free publicity  lol:

http://youtu.be/Mj3uHftd5FQ (http://youtu.be/Mj3uHftd5FQ)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28014069 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28014069)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2014, 05:15:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2014, 04:30:22 AM
A bit harsh for a movie review  eeek:

Quote
North Korea has promised "merciless" retaliation if a forthcoming Hollywood movie about killing Kim Jong-un is released, say agencies.

A North Korean foreign ministry spokesman said in state media that the movie's release would be an "act of war".

Calm down Kim, it's only a movie, and you've just given them a ton of free publicity  lol:

http://youtu.be/Mj3uHftd5FQ (http://youtu.be/Mj3uHftd5FQ)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28014069 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28014069)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2014, 07:19:19 PM
How the hell is this art in any way shape or form? BM seeing as you are of a nervous disposition you may want to look away...  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2672237/A-HOLE-new-extreme-Body-artist-resembles-zombie-creates-giant-flesh-tunnels-cheeks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2672237/A-HOLE-new-extreme-Body-artist-resembles-zombie-creates-giant-flesh-tunnels-cheeks.html)

Some people should not be allowed out unsupervised.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2014, 07:21:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2014, 07:19:19 PM
How the hell is this art in any way shape or form? BM seeing as you are of a nervous disposition you may want to look away...  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2672237/A-HOLE-new-extreme-Body-artist-resembles-zombie-creates-giant-flesh-tunnels-cheeks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2672237/A-HOLE-new-extreme-Body-artist-resembles-zombie-creates-giant-flesh-tunnels-cheeks.html)

Some people should not be allowed out unsupervised.  noooo:

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2014, 07:23:12 PM
I did warn you  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 27, 2014, 07:24:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2014, 07:19:19 PM
How the hell is this art in any way shape or form? BM seeing as you are of a nervous disposition you may want to look away...  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2672237/A-HOLE-new-extreme-Body-artist-resembles-zombie-creates-giant-flesh-tunnels-cheeks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2672237/A-HOLE-new-extreme-Body-artist-resembles-zombie-creates-giant-flesh-tunnels-cheeks.html)

Some people should not be allowed out unsupervised.  noooo:

Why in gods name would anyone do that to themselves  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2014, 07:25:34 PM
Unless it comes with plugs mealtimes are not going to be pleasant for anyone nearby  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2014, 07:27:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2014, 07:25:34 PM
Unless it comes with plugs mealtimes are not going to be pleasant for anyone nearby  sick2:

Cleaning yer teeth would be a doddle tho!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2014, 09:34:20 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/06/bouncy-castle-might-be-the-best-bouncy-castle-the-world-has-ever-seen-10768/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/06/bouncy-castle-might-be-the-best-bouncy-castle-the-world-has-ever-seen-10768/)   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2014, 09:43:11 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 30, 2014, 09:34:20 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/06/bouncy-castle-might-be-the-best-bouncy-castle-the-world-has-ever-seen-10768/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/06/bouncy-castle-might-be-the-best-bouncy-castle-the-world-has-ever-seen-10768/)   eeek:
eeek:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2014, 09:44:11 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 30, 2014, 09:34:20 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/06/bouncy-castle-might-be-the-best-bouncy-castle-the-world-has-ever-seen-10768/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/06/bouncy-castle-might-be-the-best-bouncy-castle-the-world-has-ever-seen-10768/)   eeek:

I saw that the other day.... very strange....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2014, 04:13:15 AM
Older guy takes a shine to a lass pretty much half his age and decides that a change of image will win her heart, it was obvious this wasn't going to end well.  noooo:

Quote
Wu Lei, 54, from Taiwan, was so keen on 23-year-old Ling Lin he went to the hairdresser and asked for a short back and sides that would help him stand out.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F07%2F03%2F1404418662693_Image_galleryImage_A_middle_aged_Taiwan_man_.JPG&hash=791f5c5d4e3de0417ae011598a9f528aaef7fc9e)

I'll say it stands out, it looks like a quiff by Kryten  lol:

Quote
Wu, who is still single despite the expensive hairdo, said: 'I can't understand it'

Perhaps its because the hairdo makes you look less young and hip and more like an aging cockwomble  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2679938/What-blockhead-Man-bizarre-new-Lego-style-hair-impress-girl-surprisingly-says-no.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2679938/What-blockhead-Man-bizarre-new-Lego-style-hair-impress-girl-surprisingly-says-no.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2014, 08:43:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2014, 04:13:15 AM
Older guy takes a shine to a lass pretty much half his age and decides that a change of image will win her heart, it was obvious this wasn't going to end well.  noooo:

Quote
Wu Lei, 54, from Taiwan, was so keen on 23-year-old Ling Lin he went to the hairdresser and asked for a short back and sides that would help him stand out.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F07%2F03%2F1404418662693_Image_galleryImage_A_middle_aged_Taiwan_man_.JPG&hash=791f5c5d4e3de0417ae011598a9f528aaef7fc9e)

I'll say it stands out, it looks like a quiff by Kryten  lol:

Quote
Wu, who is still single despite the expensive hairdo, said: 'I can't understand it'

Perhaps its because the hairdo makes you look less young and hip and more like an aging cockwomble  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2679938/What-blockhead-Man-bizarre-new-Lego-style-hair-impress-girl-surprisingly-says-no.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2679938/What-blockhead-Man-bizarre-new-Lego-style-hair-impress-girl-surprisingly-says-no.html)

I'm 54.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2014, 06:00:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2014, 08:43:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2014, 04:13:15 AM
Older guy takes a shine to a lass pretty much half his age and decides that a change of image will win her heart, it was obvious this wasn't going to end well.  noooo:

Quote
Wu Lei, 54, from Taiwan, was so keen on 23-year-old Ling Lin he went to the hairdresser and asked for a short back and sides that would help him stand out.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F07%2F03%2F1404418662693_Image_galleryImage_A_middle_aged_Taiwan_man_.JPG&hash=791f5c5d4e3de0417ae011598a9f528aaef7fc9e)

I'll say it stands out, it looks like a quiff by Kryten  lol:

Quote
Wu, who is still single despite the expensive hairdo, said: 'I can't understand it'

Perhaps its because the hairdo makes you look less young and hip and more like an aging cockwomble  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2679938/What-blockhead-Man-bizarre-new-Lego-style-hair-impress-girl-surprisingly-says-no.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2679938/What-blockhead-Man-bizarre-new-Lego-style-hair-impress-girl-surprisingly-says-no.html)

I'm 54.....  rubschin:

How old is LL though?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2014, 08:29:56 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 04, 2014, 06:00:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2014, 08:43:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2014, 04:13:15 AM
Older guy takes a shine to a lass pretty much half his age and decides that a change of image will win her heart, it was obvious this wasn't going to end well.  noooo:

Quote
Wu Lei, 54, from Taiwan, was so keen on 23-year-old Ling Lin he went to the hairdresser and asked for a short back and sides that would help him stand out.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F07%2F03%2F1404418662693_Image_galleryImage_A_middle_aged_Taiwan_man_.JPG&hash=791f5c5d4e3de0417ae011598a9f528aaef7fc9e)

I'll say it stands out, it looks like a quiff by Kryten  lol:

Quote
Wu, who is still single despite the expensive hairdo, said: 'I can't understand it'

Perhaps its because the hairdo makes you look less young and hip and more like an aging cockwomble  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2679938/What-blockhead-Man-bizarre-new-Lego-style-hair-impress-girl-surprisingly-says-no.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2679938/What-blockhead-Man-bizarre-new-Lego-style-hair-impress-girl-surprisingly-says-no.html)

I'm 54.....  rubschin:

How old is LL though?  rubschin:

Not 23.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 01:04:40 PM
This looks like fun  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2682682/Like-jumping-Empire-State-Building-Owner-worlds-tallest-water-slide-tests-launch-delayed-time-admits-scariest-thing-hes-done.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2682682/Like-jumping-Empire-State-Building-Owner-worlds-tallest-water-slide-tests-launch-delayed-time-admits-scariest-thing-hes-done.html)

Maybe it's time to start a VP bucket list...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2014, 01:09:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 01:04:40 PM
This looks like fun  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2682682/Like-jumping-Empire-State-Building-Owner-worlds-tallest-water-slide-tests-launch-delayed-time-admits-scariest-thing-hes-done.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2682682/Like-jumping-Empire-State-Building-Owner-worlds-tallest-water-slide-tests-launch-delayed-time-admits-scariest-thing-hes-done.html)

Maybe it's time to start a VP bucket list...  rubschin:

Hell YES!!!!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2014, 03:49:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2014, 01:09:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 01:04:40 PM
This looks like fun  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2682682/Like-jumping-Empire-State-Building-Owner-worlds-tallest-water-slide-tests-launch-delayed-time-admits-scariest-thing-hes-done.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2682682/Like-jumping-Empire-State-Building-Owner-worlds-tallest-water-slide-tests-launch-delayed-time-admits-scariest-thing-hes-done.html)

Maybe it's time to start a VP bucket list...  rubschin:

Hell YES!!!!  Thumbs:

Hell NO!!!!!!      scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2014, 03:53:46 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2014, 03:49:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2014, 01:09:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 01:04:40 PM
This looks like fun  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2682682/Like-jumping-Empire-State-Building-Owner-worlds-tallest-water-slide-tests-launch-delayed-time-admits-scariest-thing-hes-done.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2682682/Like-jumping-Empire-State-Building-Owner-worlds-tallest-water-slide-tests-launch-delayed-time-admits-scariest-thing-hes-done.html)

Maybe it's time to start a VP bucket list...  rubschin:

Hell YES!!!!  Thumbs:

Hell NO!!!!!!      scared2: scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 05:23:33 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2014, 03:49:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2014, 01:09:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 01:04:40 PM
This looks like fun  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2682682/Like-jumping-Empire-State-Building-Owner-worlds-tallest-water-slide-tests-launch-delayed-time-admits-scariest-thing-hes-done.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2682682/Like-jumping-Empire-State-Building-Owner-worlds-tallest-water-slide-tests-launch-delayed-time-admits-scariest-thing-hes-done.html)

Maybe it's time to start a VP bucket list...  rubschin:

Hell YES!!!!  Thumbs:

Hell NO!!!!!!      scared2: scared2:

That's OK Marley, you can go on a canal boat with Nick instead. Should be more relaxed for you....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 05:44:57 PM
Heightist? Dwarfaphobic? I'm sorry to burst your bubble John but we don't mock you because you are a short arse, How do I put this politely, we mock you because you are an arrogant incompetent troughing cockwomble who wouldn't know honour and integrity if it came up and kicked you in the bollocks.  Although if you want help with that I'm sure that there are enough people who would help you understand the feeling of being kicked there that if we charged a pound a punt we could easily cover the cost of your portrait and coat of arms.  cussing:

Quote
In 2010 the Conservatve MP Simon Burns referred to the Speaker as as a 'stupid, sanctimonious dwarf'. He later apologised to all dwarves for his comments.

I notice that you neither denied or complained about the stupid or sanctimonious parts of that insult.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683168/Mocking-short-people-bad-racism-homophobia-says-5ft-6in-Commons-Speaker-John-Bercow.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683168/Mocking-short-people-bad-racism-homophobia-says-5ft-6in-Commons-Speaker-John-Bercow.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2014, 05:10:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 05:44:57 PM
Heightist? Dwarfaphobic? I'm sorry to burst your bubble John but we don't mock you because you are a short arse, How do I put this politely, we mock you because you are an arrogant incompetent troughing cockwomble who wouldn't know honour and integrity if it came up and kicked you in the bollocks.  Although if you want help with that I'm sure that there are enough people who would help you understand the feeling of being kicked there that if we charged a pound a punt we could easily cover the cost of your portrait and coat of arms.  cussing:

Quote
In 2010 the Conservatve MP Simon Burns referred to the Speaker as as a 'stupid, sanctimonious dwarf'. He later apologised to all dwarves for his comments.

I notice that you neither denied or complained about the stupid or sanctimonious parts of that insult.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683168/Mocking-short-people-bad-racism-homophobia-says-5ft-6in-Commons-Speaker-John-Bercow.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683168/Mocking-short-people-bad-racism-homophobia-says-5ft-6in-Commons-Speaker-John-Bercow.html)

 smile:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 08, 2014, 08:45:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 05:23:33 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2014, 03:49:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2014, 01:09:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 01:04:40 PM
This looks like fun  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2682682/Like-jumping-Empire-State-Building-Owner-worlds-tallest-water-slide-tests-launch-delayed-time-admits-scariest-thing-hes-done.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2682682/Like-jumping-Empire-State-Building-Owner-worlds-tallest-water-slide-tests-launch-delayed-time-admits-scariest-thing-hes-done.html)

Maybe it's time to start a VP bucket list...  rubschin:

Hell YES!!!!  Thumbs:

Hell NO!!!!!!      scared2: scared2:

That's OK Marley, you can go on a canal boat with Nick instead. Should be more relaxed for you....  whistle:

 :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2014, 01:26:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2014, 05:10:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 05:44:57 PM
Heightist? Dwarfaphobic? I'm sorry to burst your bubble John but we don't mock you because you are a short arse, How do I put this politely, we mock you because you are an arrogant incompetent troughing cockwomble who wouldn't know honour and integrity if it came up and kicked you in the bollocks.  Although if you want help with that I'm sure that there are enough people who would help you understand the feeling of being kicked there that if we charged a pound a punt we could easily cover the cost of your portrait and coat of arms.  cussing:

Quote
In 2010 the Conservatve MP Simon Burns referred to the Speaker as as a 'stupid, sanctimonious dwarf'. He later apologised to all dwarves for his comments.

I notice that you neither denied or complained about the stupid or sanctimonious parts of that insult.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683168/Mocking-short-people-bad-racism-homophobia-says-5ft-6in-Commons-Speaker-John-Bercow.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683168/Mocking-short-people-bad-racism-homophobia-says-5ft-6in-Commons-Speaker-John-Bercow.html)

 smile:

Wonder if I have a possible career chance as a columnist  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2014, 01:28:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2014, 01:26:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2014, 05:10:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 05:44:57 PM
Heightist? Dwarfaphobic? I'm sorry to burst your bubble John but we don't mock you because you are a short arse, How do I put this politely, we mock you because you are an arrogant incompetent troughing cockwomble who wouldn't know honour and integrity if it came up and kicked you in the bollocks.  Although if you want help with that I'm sure that there are enough people who would help you understand the feeling of being kicked there that if we charged a pound a punt we could easily cover the cost of your portrait and coat of arms.  cussing:

Quote
In 2010 the Conservatve MP Simon Burns referred to the Speaker as as a 'stupid, sanctimonious dwarf'. He later apologised to all dwarves for his comments.

I notice that you neither denied or complained about the stupid or sanctimonious parts of that insult.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683168/Mocking-short-people-bad-racism-homophobia-says-5ft-6in-Commons-Speaker-John-Bercow.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683168/Mocking-short-people-bad-racism-homophobia-says-5ft-6in-Commons-Speaker-John-Bercow.html)

 smile:

Wonder if I have a possible career chance as a columnist  rubschin:

You couldn't be any worse than that cunt Dan Hodges...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2014, 01:32:42 PM
I'm touched by your confidence in my abilities BM, really.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2014, 02:54:32 PM
While I can understand cultural differences I can't help but wonder what deranged idiot first thought it would be fun to run down some narrow streets while being chased by a few hundred pounds of prime beef with horns still attached.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683374/Man-gored-bull-falling-ground-thousands-annual-running-bulls-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683374/Man-gored-bull-falling-ground-thousands-annual-running-bulls-festival.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2014, 03:05:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2014, 02:54:32 PM
While I can understand cultural differences I can't help but wonder what deranged idiot first thought it would be fun to run down some narrow streets while being chased by a few hundred pounds of prime beef with horns still attached.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683374/Man-gored-bull-falling-ground-thousands-annual-running-bulls-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683374/Man-gored-bull-falling-ground-thousands-annual-running-bulls-festival.html)

Nick's next holiday you say........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2014, 03:10:06 PM
Oh no, I've found Nick's next holiday destination....  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683111/OAPs-Behaving-Badly-How-elderly-blowing-pensions-partying-like-teenagers-Tenerife.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683111/OAPs-Behaving-Badly-How-elderly-blowing-pensions-partying-like-teenagers-Tenerife.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2014, 02:51:28 PM
Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2014, 03:44:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2014, 02:51:28 PM
Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 10, 2014, 03:53:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2014, 03:44:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2014, 02:51:28 PM
Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html)

 evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2014, 12:51:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2014, 03:44:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2014, 02:51:28 PM
Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html)

 evil:

I notice that there appears to be a lack of Smuggers defending your honour Apey  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2014, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2014, 12:51:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2014, 03:44:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2014, 02:51:28 PM
Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html)

 evil:

I notice that there appears to be a lack of Smuggers defending your honour Apey  point:

Why would we?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2014, 03:25:45 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 11, 2014, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2014, 12:51:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2014, 03:44:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2014, 02:51:28 PM
Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html)

 evil:

I notice that there appears to be a lack of Smuggers defending your honour Apey  point:

Why would we?  rubschin:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2014, 03:40:40 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 11, 2014, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2014, 12:51:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2014, 03:44:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2014, 02:51:28 PM
Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html)

 evil:

I notice that there appears to be a lack of Smuggers defending your honour Apey  point:

Why would we?  rubschin:

Make Smugger Bugging the new VP sport you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2014, 04:18:45 PM
Maybe I'm missing something here but at what point of you downing a litre of Jim Beam and then having a bucket of ice water emptied over your head is the fun meant to begin?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2688239/Father-40-died-downing-litre-Jim-Beam-bourbon-having-bucket-ice-thrown-head-deadly-drinking-game.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2688239/Father-40-died-downing-litre-Jim-Beam-bourbon-having-bucket-ice-thrown-head-deadly-drinking-game.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2014, 07:23:47 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/democraticrepublicofcongo/8078612/Aircraft-crashes-after-crocodile-on-board-escapes-and-sparks-panic.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/democraticrepublicofcongo/8078612/Aircraft-crashes-after-crocodile-on-board-escapes-and-sparks-panic.html)

 scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2014, 07:39:28 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 12, 2014, 07:23:47 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/democraticrepublicofcongo/8078612/Aircraft-crashes-after-crocodile-on-board-escapes-and-sparks-panic.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/democraticrepublicofcongo/8078612/Aircraft-crashes-after-crocodile-on-board-escapes-and-sparks-panic.html)

 scared2: scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2014, 09:54:35 AM
Quote
The crocodile survived the crash, only to be dispatched with a blow from a machete.

Poor bastard seemed to have had Nick's level of luck  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2014, 11:32:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2014, 09:54:35 AM
Quote
The crocodile survived the crash, only to be dispatched with a blow from a machete.

Poor bastard seemed to have had Nick's level of luck  lol:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2014, 02:48:28 PM
 ::) ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2014, 07:27:30 PM
Hadaway Nick, other than Baldymort (who I'm pretty convinced is related to you somewhere along the line, it would explain so many things) can you think of another member who has a run of luck as bad as yours?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2014, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2014, 07:27:30 PM
Hadaway Nick, other than Baldymort (who I'm pretty convinced is related to you somewhere along the line, it would explain so many things) can you think of another member who has a run of luck as bad as yours?  rubschin:

Hadaway and shite!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2014, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2014, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2014, 07:27:30 PM
Hadaway Nick, other than Baldymort (who I'm pretty convinced is related to you somewhere along the line, it would explain so many things) can you think of another member who has a run of luck as bad as yours?  rubschin:

Hadaway and shite!  cussing:

Checks watch....... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2014, 08:35:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 12, 2014, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2014, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2014, 07:27:30 PM
Hadaway Nick, other than Baldymort (who I'm pretty convinced is related to you somewhere along the line, it would explain so many things) can you think of another member who has a run of luck as bad as yours?  rubschin:

Hadaway and shite!  cussing:

Checks watch....... eeek:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2014, 10:24:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 12, 2014, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2014, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2014, 07:27:30 PM
Hadaway Nick, other than Baldymort (who I'm pretty convinced is related to you somewhere along the line, it would explain so many things) can you think of another member who has a run of luck as bad as yours?  rubschin:

Hadaway and shite!  cussing:

Checks watch....... eeek:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2014, 12:15:48 PM
While I have a similar urge anytime I have to go to Plymouth I wouldn't be stupid enough to actually do it.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2690461/Shocking-moment-tombstoner-hurls-historic-bridge-built-Brunel-river-60ft-below.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2690461/Shocking-moment-tombstoner-hurls-historic-bridge-built-Brunel-river-60ft-below.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2014, 01:22:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2014, 12:15:48 PM
While I have a similar urge anytime I have to go to Plymouth I wouldn't be stupid enough to actually do it.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2690461/Shocking-moment-tombstoner-hurls-historic-bridge-built-Brunel-river-60ft-below.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2690461/Shocking-moment-tombstoner-hurls-historic-bridge-built-Brunel-river-60ft-below.html)

I'm completely unshocked by it.... surely that is what young men do....?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2014, 09:20:54 PM
Saw this and thought of BM.....  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2691310/Thousands-women-join-tumblrs-Hairy-Legs-Club-movement-posting-photos-unshaven-limbs-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2691310/Thousands-women-join-tumblrs-Hairy-Legs-Club-movement-posting-photos-unshaven-limbs-online.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2014, 05:37:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2014, 09:20:54 PM
Saw this and thought of BM.....  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2691310/Thousands-women-join-tumblrs-Hairy-Legs-Club-movement-posting-photos-unshaven-limbs-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2691310/Thousands-women-join-tumblrs-Hairy-Legs-Club-movement-posting-photos-unshaven-limbs-online.html)

Disgusterous!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2014, 07:58:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2014, 05:37:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2014, 09:20:54 PM
Saw this and thought of BM.....  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2691310/Thousands-women-join-tumblrs-Hairy-Legs-Club-movement-posting-photos-unshaven-limbs-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2691310/Thousands-women-join-tumblrs-Hairy-Legs-Club-movement-posting-photos-unshaven-limbs-online.html)

Disgusterous!  sick2:
sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2014, 06:58:11 PM
Yes at £25,000 that is eye wateringly expensive for a bloody parking space but the average wage in Cornwall is probably closer to £16-18k 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2693052/Is-Britains-expensive-pay-display-Parking-space-picture-postcard-Cornish-fishing-village-sale-25-000-average-salary.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2693052/Is-Britains-expensive-pay-display-Parking-space-picture-postcard-Cornish-fishing-village-sale-25-000-average-salary.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2014, 06:59:09 PM
A Nick-o-ray burst?  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2693105/Giant-hole-appears-Siberia-Huge-crater-emerges-end-world.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2693105/Giant-hole-appears-Siberia-Huge-crater-emerges-end-world.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2014, 07:06:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2014, 06:59:09 PM
A Nick-o-ray burst?  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2693105/Giant-hole-appears-Siberia-Huge-crater-emerges-end-world.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2693105/Giant-hole-appears-Siberia-Huge-crater-emerges-end-world.html)

Is there any story they can't tag 'global warming' onto these days....? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2014, 07:30:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2014, 07:06:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2014, 06:59:09 PM
A Nick-o-ray burst?  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2693105/Giant-hole-appears-Siberia-Huge-crater-emerges-end-world.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2693105/Giant-hole-appears-Siberia-Huge-crater-emerges-end-world.html)

Is there any story they can't tag 'global warming' onto these days....? ::)

Keeps the swivel serpents and their mates in jobs until they get their outlandish pensions for aktewely doing sweet FA!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2014, 07:50:58 PM
W.......T.........F????  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2693110/Japanese-artist-arrested-sending-3D-selfies-vagina-used-create-sea-worthy-kayak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2693110/Japanese-artist-arrested-sending-3D-selfies-vagina-used-create-sea-worthy-kayak.html)

Baldy and co can now have fun with the comments....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2014, 07:55:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2014, 07:50:58 PM
W.......T.........F????  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2693110/Japanese-artist-arrested-sending-3D-selfies-vagina-used-create-sea-worthy-kayak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2693110/Japanese-artist-arrested-sending-3D-selfies-vagina-used-create-sea-worthy-kayak.html)

Baldy and co can now have fun with the comments....
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2014, 05:17:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2014, 07:50:58 PM
W.......T.........F????  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2693110/Japanese-artist-arrested-sending-3D-selfies-vagina-used-create-sea-worthy-kayak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2693110/Japanese-artist-arrested-sending-3D-selfies-vagina-used-create-sea-worthy-kayak.html)

Baldy and co can now have fun with the comments....

I worry about you and that Daily Fail, I really do.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2014, 09:04:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 16, 2014, 05:17:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2014, 07:50:58 PM
W.......T.........F????  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2693110/Japanese-artist-arrested-sending-3D-selfies-vagina-used-create-sea-worthy-kayak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2693110/Japanese-artist-arrested-sending-3D-selfies-vagina-used-create-sea-worthy-kayak.html)

Baldy and co can now have fun with the comments....

I worry about you and that Daily Fail, I really do.....  noooo:

Same here.  Other on line tabloids with sidebars full of pictures of totty are available.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2014, 06:35:15 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2694228/He-s-got-bikes-brain-Indian-man-climbs-ladder-motorbike-head.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2694228/He-s-got-bikes-brain-Indian-man-climbs-ladder-motorbike-head.html)

As impressed as I am with the guy who got the bike on top of the bus I can't help wondering why not just ride the bloody thing to where you want to go?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2014, 05:11:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2014, 06:35:15 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2694228/He-s-got-bikes-brain-Indian-man-climbs-ladder-motorbike-head.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2694228/He-s-got-bikes-brain-Indian-man-climbs-ladder-motorbike-head.html)

As impressed as I am with the guy who got the bike on top of the bus I can't help wondering why not just ride the bloody thing to where you want to go?  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2014, 09:35:12 AM
Didn't Nick try something similar concerning a wasps nest?  rubschin:

Quote
The 24-year-old, who lived in the house with his mother, had used a can of spray paint and a lighter to try to chase the spider from a laundry room, but the fire quickly took hold.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2694794/Man-using-blowtorch-kill-spider-started-fire.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2694794/Man-using-blowtorch-kill-spider-started-fire.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2014, 05:10:52 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/19/police-investigate-sex-abuse-claims-labour-peer-viscount-tonypandy (http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/19/police-investigate-sex-abuse-claims-labour-peer-viscount-tonypandy)

I'm not at all surprised. noooo:

His brother Andy always struck me as pretty weird as well.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2014, 05:15:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2014, 05:10:52 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/19/police-investigate-sex-abuse-claims-labour-peer-viscount-tonypandy (http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/19/police-investigate-sex-abuse-claims-labour-peer-viscount-tonypandy)

I'm not at all surprised. noooo:

His brother Andy always struck me as pretty weird as well.

He was fvcking Loopy....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2014, 05:20:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 19, 2014, 05:15:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2014, 05:10:52 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/19/police-investigate-sex-abuse-claims-labour-peer-viscount-tonypandy (http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/19/police-investigate-sex-abuse-claims-labour-peer-viscount-tonypandy)

I'm not at all surprised. noooo:

His brother Andy always struck me as pretty weird as well.

He was fvcking Loopy....... noooo:

Exactly. And they need to watch his mother, she really pulls all the strings.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 19, 2014, 08:39:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2014, 05:20:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 19, 2014, 05:15:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2014, 05:10:52 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/19/police-investigate-sex-abuse-claims-labour-peer-viscount-tonypandy (http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/19/police-investigate-sex-abuse-claims-labour-peer-viscount-tonypandy)

I'm not at all surprised. noooo:

His brother Andy always struck me as pretty weird as well.

He was fvcking Loopy....... noooo:

Exactly. And they need to watch his mother, she really pulls all the strings.  noooo:

 lol:   drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2014, 02:47:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2698902/My-entire-house-stolen-Romanian-arrived-holiday-home-disappeared-field-corn-planted-place.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2698902/My-entire-house-stolen-Romanian-arrived-holiday-home-disappeared-field-corn-planted-place.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2014, 03:01:48 PM
Lib Dem activist Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite or as he is known to most people Stupid Cnut.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2698981/Britains-tattooed-man-Ink-Land-King-Body-Art-The-Extreme-Ink-Ite-silicone-skull-implanted-chest.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2698981/Britains-tattooed-man-Ink-Land-King-Body-Art-The-Extreme-Ink-Ite-silicone-skull-implanted-chest.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2014, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2014, 03:01:48 PM
Lib Dem activist Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite or as he is known to most people Stupid Cnut.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2698981/Britains-tattooed-man-Ink-Land-King-Body-Art-The-Extreme-Ink-Ite-silicone-skull-implanted-chest.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2698981/Britains-tattooed-man-Ink-Land-King-Body-Art-The-Extreme-Ink-Ite-silicone-skull-implanted-chest.html)

Still, at least he isn't ginger eh....?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 20, 2014, 08:32:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2014, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2014, 03:01:48 PM
Lib Dem activist Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite or as he is known to most people Stupid Cnut.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2698981/Britains-tattooed-man-Ink-Land-King-Body-Art-The-Extreme-Ink-Ite-silicone-skull-implanted-chest.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2698981/Britains-tattooed-man-Ink-Land-King-Body-Art-The-Extreme-Ink-Ite-silicone-skull-implanted-chest.html)

Still, at least he isn't ginger eh....?  lol:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2014, 02:04:12 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2014, 04:59:02 PM
Hey Nick, you could get one of these for Jim....  :thumbsup:

Full video: Exercise your kitty with the hamster wheel for cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdHiSSHCKo8#ws)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2700358/Now-cats-wheely-good-idea-The-feline-sized-hamster-wheel-designed-exercise-furry-friend-help-banish-kitty-blues.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2700358/Now-cats-wheely-good-idea-The-feline-sized-hamster-wheel-designed-exercise-furry-friend-help-banish-kitty-blues.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2014, 07:00:06 PM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2014, 04:59:02 PM
Hey Nick, you could get one of these for Jim....  :thumbsup:

Full video: Exercise your kitty with the hamster wheel for cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdHiSSHCKo8#ws)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2700358/Now-cats-wheely-good-idea-The-feline-sized-hamster-wheel-designed-exercise-furry-friend-help-banish-kitty-blues.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2700358/Now-cats-wheely-good-idea-The-feline-sized-hamster-wheel-designed-exercise-furry-friend-help-banish-kitty-blues.html)
eeek:

Will discuss with CWMBO




______________________________
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2014, 09:23:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 22, 2014, 07:00:06 PM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2014, 04:59:02 PM
Hey Nick, you could get one of these for Jim....  :thumbsup:

Full video: Exercise your kitty with the hamster wheel for cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdHiSSHCKo8#ws)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2700358/Now-cats-wheely-good-idea-The-feline-sized-hamster-wheel-designed-exercise-furry-friend-help-banish-kitty-blues.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2700358/Now-cats-wheely-good-idea-The-feline-sized-hamster-wheel-designed-exercise-furry-friend-help-banish-kitty-blues.html)
eeek:

Will discuss with CWMBO




______________________________
Your local friendly tapatalking heretic

He might get all you tax payers to fund it through his student loan.  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2014, 10:09:13 PM
I did consider putting this into the 'bizarre things you are paying for' thread but realised that there would be too many comments for the commons. Manchester police are rolling out their newest weapon in the fight against crime...........................................Segways.  happy002

Quote
Greater Manchester Police bosses are considering buying two of the self-balancing electric vehicles, complete with GMP livery, sirens and blue flashing lights, to help them police the city centre.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F07%2F23%2Farticle-2702637-1FE6C22B00000578-249_306x549.jpg&hash=0da838b7733cffdbfd859464162a49e68c16cd9d)

Apparently there is some concern that it will make them look foolish.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2702637/They-laughing-stock-Fears-police-figure-fun-plans-equip-officers-patrol-SEGWAYS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2702637/They-laughing-stock-Fears-police-figure-fun-plans-equip-officers-patrol-SEGWAYS.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2014, 05:00:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2014, 10:09:13 PM
I did consider putting this into the 'bizarre things you are paying for' thread but realised that there would be too many comments for the commons. Manchester police are rolling out their newest weapon in the fight against crime...........................................Segways.  happy002

Quote
Greater Manchester Police bosses are considering buying two of the self-balancing electric vehicles, complete with GMP livery, sirens and blue flashing lights, to help them police the city centre.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F07%2F23%2Farticle-2702637-1FE6C22B00000578-249_306x549.jpg&hash=0da838b7733cffdbfd859464162a49e68c16cd9d)

Apparently there is some concern that it will make them look foolish.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2702637/They-laughing-stock-Fears-police-figure-fun-plans-equip-officers-patrol-SEGWAYS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2702637/They-laughing-stock-Fears-police-figure-fun-plans-equip-officers-patrol-SEGWAYS.html)

Ahhh, poor plod....

Will they have a little basket fitted to carry their donuts....?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2014, 11:22:00 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/10990551/Crufts-dog-sinks-teeth-into-womans-knee-after-winning-rosette-for-obedience.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/10990551/Crufts-dog-sinks-teeth-into-womans-knee-after-winning-rosette-for-obedience.html)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2014, 11:32:55 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 25, 2014, 11:22:00 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/10990551/Crufts-dog-sinks-teeth-into-womans-knee-after-winning-rosette-for-obedience.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/10990551/Crufts-dog-sinks-teeth-into-womans-knee-after-winning-rosette-for-obedience.html)

 lol: lol:


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2014, 12:01:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 25, 2014, 11:32:55 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 25, 2014, 11:22:00 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/10990551/Crufts-dog-sinks-teeth-into-womans-knee-after-winning-rosette-for-obedience.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/10990551/Crufts-dog-sinks-teeth-into-womans-knee-after-winning-rosette-for-obedience.html)

 lol: lol:

 ;D ;D

 eeek:

Such nice people those top dog breeders

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2014, 03:52:40 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2705644/Underpants-bomber-failed-mission-blow-airliner-wore-pair-underwear-two-weeks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2705644/Underpants-bomber-failed-mission-blow-airliner-wore-pair-underwear-two-weeks.html)   sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2014, 04:26:53 PM
Would that make it a dirty bomb?  rubschin:

 drumroll:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2014, 08:24:05 AM
So you are looking for an oddball in Nottingham...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2707248/Gothams-caped-crusader-Nottingham-dressed-Batman-spotted-hanging-upside-ankles-bus-stops-monuments.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2707248/Gothams-caped-crusader-Nottingham-dressed-Batman-spotted-hanging-upside-ankles-bus-stops-monuments.html)

Anyone got any ideas?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2014, 11:42:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2014, 04:26:53 PM
Would that make it a dirty bomb?  rubschin:

 drumroll:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 28, 2014, 03:25:53 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10995174/China-gets-wooden-spoon-for-right-angled-running-track.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10995174/China-gets-wooden-spoon-for-right-angled-running-track.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2014, 03:32:04 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 28, 2014, 03:25:53 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10995174/China-gets-wooden-spoon-for-right-angled-running-track.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10995174/China-gets-wooden-spoon-for-right-angled-running-track.html)

 noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2014, 04:32:48 PM
i THINK THOSE CUNTS RUN MY BANK  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 28, 2014, 06:20:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 28, 2014, 04:32:48 PM
i THINK THOSE CUNTS RUN MY BANK  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I saw what you did there  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 28, 2014, 06:30:40 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 28, 2014, 06:20:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 28, 2014, 04:32:48 PM
i THINK THOSE CUNTS RUN MY BANK  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I saw what you did there  :thumbsup:

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2014, 12:38:16 PM
The devil went down to O2...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709227/Priest-claims-receiving-text-messages-Devil-performing-exorcism-Polish-girl-causing-Satan-possess-mobile-phone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709227/Priest-claims-receiving-text-messages-Devil-performing-exorcism-Polish-girl-causing-Satan-possess-mobile-phone.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2014, 12:55:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2014, 12:38:16 PM
The devil went down to O2...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709227/Priest-claims-receiving-text-messages-Devil-performing-exorcism-Polish-girl-causing-Satan-possess-mobile-phone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709227/Priest-claims-receiving-text-messages-Devil-performing-exorcism-Polish-girl-causing-Satan-possess-mobile-phone.html)

"You may have been mis-sold Poltergeist Protection Insurance and are entitled to a refund. Text 54TAN to 6778 to speak to one of our inquisitors"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2014, 06:21:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2014, 12:55:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2014, 12:38:16 PM
The devil went down to O2...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709227/Priest-claims-receiving-text-messages-Devil-performing-exorcism-Polish-girl-causing-Satan-possess-mobile-phone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709227/Priest-claims-receiving-text-messages-Devil-performing-exorcism-Polish-girl-causing-Satan-possess-mobile-phone.html)

"You may have been mis-sold Poltergeist Protection Insurance and are entitled to a refund. Text 54TAN to 6778 to speak to one of our inquisitors"

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2014, 06:50:42 PM
Kesgrave, much that explains  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-28524348 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-28524348)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2014, 07:01:45 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 29, 2014, 06:21:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2014, 12:55:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2014, 12:38:16 PM
The devil went down to O2...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709227/Priest-claims-receiving-text-messages-Devil-performing-exorcism-Polish-girl-causing-Satan-possess-mobile-phone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709227/Priest-claims-receiving-text-messages-Devil-performing-exorcism-Polish-girl-causing-Satan-possess-mobile-phone.html)

"You may have been mis-sold Poltergeist Protection Insurance and are entitled to a refund. Text 54TAN to 6778 to speak to one of our inquisitors"

 lol:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2014, 04:59:49 AM
And people are doing this for fun? I sense the hand of Darwin here....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2014, 05:17:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2014, 04:59:49 AM
And people are doing this for fun? I sense the hand of Darwin here....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html)

I've said it before and I'll say it again - never name your children after letters of the alphabet.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2014, 07:34:01 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2014, 05:17:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2014, 04:59:49 AM
And people are doing this for fun? I sense the hand of Darwin here....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html)

I've said it before and I'll say it again - never name your children after letters of the alphabet.....  noooo:

Are you saying Alpha did it for a bet?









For BM, and anyone else blighted by a Comprehensive education, Alpha is the first letter of the Greek alphabet.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2014, 07:41:32 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2014, 07:34:01 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2014, 05:17:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2014, 04:59:49 AM
And people are doing this for fun? I sense the hand of Darwin here....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html)

I've said it before and I'll say it again - never name your children after letters of the alphabet.....  noooo:

Are you saying Alpha did it for a bet?









For BM, and anyone else blighted by a Comprehensive education, Alpha is the first letter of the Greek alphabet.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2014, 10:15:24 AM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2014, 07:34:01 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2014, 05:17:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2014, 04:59:49 AM
And people are doing this for fun? I sense the hand of Darwin here....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html)

I've said it before and I'll say it again - never name your children after letters of the alphabet.....  noooo:

Are you saying Alpha did it for a bet?









For BM, and anyone else blighted by a Comprehensive education, Alpha is the first letter of the Greek alphabet.
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2014, 11:17:41 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2014, 11:23:32 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 30, 2014, 11:17:41 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html)

 noooo:

At least they found the whisky and teacakes acceptable.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2014, 11:25:37 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 30, 2014, 11:17:41 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html)

 noooo:

You'd think they had a bit more to worry about wouldn't you.... not least their aircraft falling out of the sky every five minutes.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2014, 12:31:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2014, 11:25:37 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 30, 2014, 11:17:41 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html)

 noooo:

You'd think they had a bit more to worry about wouldn't you.... not least their aircraft falling out of the sky every five minutes.....  noooo:

They probably think the aircraft problems are happening because one of them touched a dog.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2014, 12:57:04 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2014, 12:31:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2014, 11:25:37 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 30, 2014, 11:17:41 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html)

 noooo:

You'd think they had a bit more to worry about wouldn't you.... not least their aircraft falling out of the sky every five minutes.....  noooo:

They probably think the aircraft problems are happening because one of them touched a dog.  noooo:

happy001

Sadly true...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on July 30, 2014, 04:35:19 PM
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/hsbc-angers-muslim-leaders-by-closing-account-of-controversial-finsbury-park-mosque-9637741.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/hsbc-angers-muslim-leaders-by-closing-account-of-controversial-finsbury-park-mosque-9637741.html)

"The north London mosque, where infamous cleric Abu Hamza used to preach, learned in a letter from HSBC on July 22 that the banking relationship would end because it “now falls outside of our risk appetite”."

A good phrase to use when declining to opt for the Chicken Vindaloo or deciding not to holiday in West Africa   rubschin:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on July 30, 2014, 04:37:26 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 30, 2014, 04:35:19 PM
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/hsbc-angers-muslim-leaders-by-closing-account-of-controversial-finsbury-park-mosque-9637741.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/hsbc-angers-muslim-leaders-by-closing-account-of-controversial-finsbury-park-mosque-9637741.html)

"The north London mosque, where infamous cleric Abu Hamza used to preach, learned in a letter from HSBC on July 22 that the banking relationship would end because it “now falls outside of our risk appetite”."

A good phrase to use when declining to opt for the Chicken Vindaloo or deciding not to holiday in West Africa   rubschin:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2014, 04:41:11 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 30, 2014, 04:35:19 PM
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/hsbc-angers-muslim-leaders-by-closing-account-of-controversial-finsbury-park-mosque-9637741.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/hsbc-angers-muslim-leaders-by-closing-account-of-controversial-finsbury-park-mosque-9637741.html)

"The north London mosque, where infamous cleric Abu Hamza used to preach, learned in a letter from HSBC on July 22 that the banking relationship would end because it “now falls outside of our risk appetite”."

A good phrase to use when declining to opt for the Chicken Vindaloo or deciding not to holiday in West Africa   rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2014, 05:23:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2014, 04:41:11 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 30, 2014, 04:35:19 PM
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/hsbc-angers-muslim-leaders-by-closing-account-of-controversial-finsbury-park-mosque-9637741.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/hsbc-angers-muslim-leaders-by-closing-account-of-controversial-finsbury-park-mosque-9637741.html)

"The north London mosque, where infamous cleric Abu Hamza used to preach, learned in a letter from HSBC on July 22 that the banking relationship would end because it “now falls outside of our risk appetite”."

A good phrase to use when declining to opt for the Chicken Vindaloo or deciding not to holiday in West Africa   rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2014, 03:43:01 PM
What kind of a dickhead thinks "I'm a bit bored in this oxygen chamber, I know I'll have a cigarette as nobody can see me"  eeek:

Quote
Health and safety experts together with firemen who investigated the explosion said that the man's body had been completely charred and that they found a melted lighter, which they believed caused the explosion.

But Mr Hung's family are now demanding to know why his lighter wasn't taken away.

I'm guessing it wasn't taken away because the hospital staff didn't think anyone would be that stupid. Hell not even Nick is that daft.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2711646/Patient-killed-blowing-hospital-ward-decided-smoke-cigarette-undergoing-treatment-high-pressure-oxygen-chamber.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2711646/Patient-killed-blowing-hospital-ward-decided-smoke-cigarette-undergoing-treatment-high-pressure-oxygen-chamber.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2014, 03:46:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2014, 03:43:01 PM
What kind of a dickhead thinks "I'm a bit bored in this oxygen chamber, I know I'll have a cigarette as nobody can see me"  eeek:

Quote
Health and safety experts together with firemen who investigated the explosion said that the man's body had been completely charred and that they found a melted lighter, which they believed caused the explosion.

But Mr Hung's family are now demanding to know why his lighter wasn't taken away.

I'm guessing it wasn't taken away because the hospital staff didn't think anyone would be that stupid. Hell not even Nick is that daft.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2711646/Patient-killed-blowing-hospital-ward-decided-smoke-cigarette-undergoing-treatment-high-pressure-oxygen-chamber.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2711646/Patient-killed-blowing-hospital-ward-decided-smoke-cigarette-undergoing-treatment-high-pressure-oxygen-chamber.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

Oh, Mr. Darwin Sir! worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2014, 03:49:30 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2014, 03:45:19 AM
What in the hell was the father thinking?? "Here son I'll just lift you over the safety fence so that you can feed and stroke the tiger"  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2712043/Boy-11-hand-torn-tiger-Brazilian-zoo-father-let-climb-safety-barrier-stroke-cage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2712043/Boy-11-hand-torn-tiger-Brazilian-zoo-father-let-climb-safety-barrier-stroke-cage.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2014, 04:00:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2014, 03:45:19 AM
What in the hell was the father thinking?? "Here son I'll just lift you over the safety fence so that you can feed and stroke the tiger"  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2712043/Boy-11-hand-torn-tiger-Brazilian-zoo-father-let-climb-safety-barrier-stroke-cage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2712043/Boy-11-hand-torn-tiger-Brazilian-zoo-father-let-climb-safety-barrier-stroke-cage.html)

Thass a trip to the zoo he'll never forget....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2014, 02:18:36 AM
Alcohol plus firearm plus camera........Darwin strikes again.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2715147/Man-accidentally-killed-shot-head-posing-gun-selfie-Facebook.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2715147/Man-accidentally-killed-shot-head-posing-gun-selfie-Facebook.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2014, 04:25:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2014, 02:18:36 AM
Alcohol plus firearm plus camera........Darwin strikes again.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2715147/Man-accidentally-killed-shot-head-posing-gun-selfie-Facebook.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2715147/Man-accidentally-killed-shot-head-posing-gun-selfie-Facebook.html)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2014, 04:46:57 AM
Entrepreneur builds private toll road after landslip (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/road-and-rail-transport/11008835/Entrepreneur-builds-private-toll-road-after-landslip.html)

How excellent!  Thumbs:

And the reaction of the pathetic council jobsworths...?

Quote from: A Knob
"We appreciate the difficulties that local residents have experienced since the emergency closure and work has started to deliver a permanent solution as quickly as possible, but will not encourage proposals that have not been proven to be safe or compliant with statutory requirements.

"The council has no details to confirm the toll road design meets safety standards and no evidence that insurances are in place for any member of the public who uses the private toll road."

Wankah:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2014, 04:48:11 AM
Woman dies after flying to Gatwick from Ebola hit Sierra Leone (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/11009627/Woman-dies-after-flying-to-Gatwick-from-Ebola-hit-Sierra-Leone.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 04, 2014, 09:17:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2014, 04:48:11 AM
Woman dies after flying to Gatwick from Ebola hit Sierra Leone (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/11009627/Woman-dies-after-flying-to-Gatwick-from-Ebola-hit-Sierra-Leone.html)

 eeek:

Oh look, just a few lines into the article:

"A spokeswoman for the Department of Health said a test for Ebola had come back negative."

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2014, 11:59:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2014, 04:48:11 AM
Woman dies after flying to Gatwick from Ebola hit Sierra Leone (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/11009627/Woman-dies-after-flying-to-Gatwick-from-Ebola-hit-Sierra-Leone.html)

 eeek:

Infection control and general hygiene in the developed world would limit any outbreak of Ebola. The nightmare scenario is if there is an Ebola Reston style mutation or the existing Reston strain manages to jump the species barrier as a form of this virus that is airborne would make the Spanish flu look like the common cold.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2014, 08:07:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2014, 11:59:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2014, 04:48:11 AM
Woman dies after flying to Gatwick from Ebola hit Sierra Leone (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/11009627/Woman-dies-after-flying-to-Gatwick-from-Ebola-hit-Sierra-Leone.html)

 eeek:

Infection control and general hygiene in the developed world would limit any outbreak of Ebola. The nightmare scenario is if there is an Ebola Reston style mutation or the existing Reston strain manages to jump the species barrier as a form of this virus that is airborne would make the Spanish flu look like the common cold.

 scared2: scared2: scared2:

sort of makes the Mr Stew risks sound trvial
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2014, 11:44:35 AM
True but bear in mind that is the absolute worst case, the worker at the monkey house who did test positive for the virus didn't progress to becoming infected by it. The current thinking is that the Reston strain has a very low chance to jump species although it is still a slight possibility.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2014, 12:33:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2014, 11:44:35 AM
True but bear in mind that is the absolute worst case, the worker at the monkey house who did test positive for the virus didn't progress to becoming infected by it. The current thinking is that the Reston strain has a very low chance to jump species although it is still a slight possibility.

I bet Nick gets it first.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2014, 12:38:32 PM
Have my medical check up tomorrow. Can't eat or drink for 12 hours beforehand  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2014, 04:48:18 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 05, 2014, 12:38:32 PM
Have my medical check up tomorrow. Can't eat or drink for 12 hours beforehand  sad24:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2014, 04:56:02 PM
With nursey  cloud9: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2014, 04:57:59 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 05, 2014, 04:56:02 PM
With nursey  cloud9: eyes: eyes:


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 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2014, 05:21:05 PM
 sad24: sad24:  Tipsy  sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2014, 06:14:24 PM

Quote from: Barman on August 05, 2014, 12:33:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2014, 11:44:35 AM
True but bear in mind that is the absolute worst case, the worker at the monkey house who did test positive for the virus didn't progress to becoming infected by it. The current thinking is that the Reston strain has a very low chance to jump species although it is still a slight possibility.

I bet Nick gets it first.... ::)
How many species jumps would then be needed before we had to worry?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2014, 06:45:27 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 05, 2014, 06:14:24 PM

Quote from: Barman on August 05, 2014, 12:33:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2014, 11:44:35 AM
True but bear in mind that is the absolute worst case, the worker at the monkey house who did test positive for the virus didn't progress to becoming infected by it. The current thinking is that the Reston strain has a very low chance to jump species although it is still a slight possibility.

I bet Nick gets it first.... ::)
How many species jumps would then be needed before we had to worry?

Billions!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 05, 2014, 09:15:48 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 05, 2014, 05:21:05 PM
sad24: sad24:  Tipsy  sad32:

Child     ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 05, 2014, 09:49:24 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 05, 2014, 12:38:32 PM
Have my medical check up tomorrow. Can't eat or drink for 12 hours beforehand  sad24:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fjujrr5153%2FDoctor.jpg&hash=77821c0a02a6b61465d849ecdb89403f7c2bdc0f) (http://postimg.org/image/jujrr5153/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2014, 04:08:30 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 05, 2014, 09:49:24 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 05, 2014, 12:38:32 PM
Have my medical check up tomorrow. Can't eat or drink for 12 hours beforehand  sad24:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fjujrr5153%2FDoctor.jpg&hash=77821c0a02a6b61465d849ecdb89403f7c2bdc0f) (http://postimg.org/image/jujrr5153/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2014, 09:08:39 AM
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/11388391.Sex_act_couple_dealt_court_blow/?ref=eb (http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/11388391.Sex_act_couple_dealt_court_blow/?ref=eb) razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2014, 09:34:48 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 06, 2014, 09:08:39 AM
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/11388391.Sex_act_couple_dealt_court_blow/?ref=eb (http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/11388391.Sex_act_couple_dealt_court_blow/?ref=eb) razz:

Oh Nick, how could you...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 06, 2014, 05:49:43 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 06, 2014, 09:08:39 AM
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/11388391.Sex_act_couple_dealt_court_blow/?ref=eb (http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/11388391.Sex_act_couple_dealt_court_blow/?ref=eb) razz:

Did anybody complain, or was it just a CCTV operator sharing a bit of film with his mates down at the nick while they wanked off  Wankah:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2014, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 06, 2014, 05:49:43 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 06, 2014, 09:08:39 AM
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/11388391.Sex_act_couple_dealt_court_blow/?ref=eb (http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/11388391.Sex_act_couple_dealt_court_blow/?ref=eb) razz:

Did anybody complain, or was it just a CCTV operator sharing a bit of film with his mates down at the nick while they wanked off  Wankah:

 lol: lol: lol:

Is that an AFFS, I've read it before today.... ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2014, 07:20:18 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nasa-announces-plans-to-launch-chimpanzee-into-sun,36478/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/nasa-announces-plans-to-launch-chimpanzee-into-sun,36478/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2014, 01:44:56 AM
I'd love to see the look on the insurance claims agent's face when they read that the damage to the car was caused by getting dry humped by an elephant  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F08%2F06%2Farticle-0-204CDFA900000578-462_634x406.jpg&hash=4b695f05a8abc9c1e8adffe718a848be9494efdb)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2717919/VERY-heavy-petting-Tourists-stuck-hatchback-elephant-gets-frisky-South-African-safari.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2717919/VERY-heavy-petting-Tourists-stuck-hatchback-elephant-gets-frisky-South-African-safari.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2014, 03:59:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2014, 01:44:56 AM
I'd love to see the look on the insurance claims agent's face when they read that the damage to the car was caused by getting dry humped by an elephant  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F08%2F06%2Farticle-0-204CDFA900000578-462_634x406.jpg&hash=4b695f05a8abc9c1e8adffe718a848be9494efdb)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2717919/VERY-heavy-petting-Tourists-stuck-hatchback-elephant-gets-frisky-South-African-safari.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2717919/VERY-heavy-petting-Tourists-stuck-hatchback-elephant-gets-frisky-South-African-safari.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2014, 02:42:19 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718979/The-dog-takes-owner-walk-Canine-rides-Segway-master-jogs-alongside-China.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718979/The-dog-takes-owner-walk-Canine-rides-Segway-master-jogs-alongside-China.html)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2014, 01:32:01 PM
A Sicilian holiday home for one euro? Padlock Pockets may even be tempted, even with the neighbours....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2719701/Yours-80-PENCE-Sicilian-hilltop-village-puts-20-holiday-market-just-one-euro-road-Mafia-town-Corleone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2719701/Yours-80-PENCE-Sicilian-hilltop-village-puts-20-holiday-market-just-one-euro-road-Mafia-town-Corleone.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2014, 02:35:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2014, 01:32:01 PM
A Sicilian holiday home for one euro? Padlock Pockets may even be tempted, even with the neighbours....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2719701/Yours-80-PENCE-Sicilian-hilltop-village-puts-20-holiday-market-just-one-euro-road-Mafia-town-Corleone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2719701/Yours-80-PENCE-Sicilian-hilltop-village-puts-20-holiday-market-just-one-euro-road-Mafia-town-Corleone.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2014, 02:51:54 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/watch-farmer-trombone-serenade-cows-3998376#.U-TjYPldW2o (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/watch-farmer-trombone-serenade-cows-3998376#.U-TjYPldW2o)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2014, 03:01:14 PM
Why the hell would anyone think that this is a good look.  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F08%2F08%2F1407495411558_wps_2_EXCLUSIVE_Kala_Kaiwi_from.jpg&hash=cf834c57af5600e0386b184d3877b2487c7698d8)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2719858/Body-modification-tattoo-artist-Kala-Kaiwi-claims-Guiness-World-Record-biggest-stretch-earlobes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2719858/Body-modification-tattoo-artist-Kala-Kaiwi-claims-Guiness-World-Record-biggest-stretch-earlobes.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2014, 03:13:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2014, 03:01:14 PM
Why the hell would anyone think that this is a good look.  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F08%2F08%2F1407495411558_wps_2_EXCLUSIVE_Kala_Kaiwi_from.jpg&hash=cf834c57af5600e0386b184d3877b2487c7698d8)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2719858/Body-modification-tattoo-artist-Kala-Kaiwi-claims-Guiness-World-Record-biggest-stretch-earlobes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2719858/Body-modification-tattoo-artist-Kala-Kaiwi-claims-Guiness-World-Record-biggest-stretch-earlobes.html)

Holy fuck!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2014, 03:15:15 PM
Maybe he should audition as an extra for the new Star Wars film, they wouldn't need to spend any money on make up  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on August 08, 2014, 04:22:37 PM
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/burger-king-customer-buys-all-the-apple-pies-to-spite-crying-child-queueing-behind-him-9656539.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/burger-king-customer-buys-all-the-apple-pies-to-spite-crying-child-queueing-behind-him-9656539.html)

Burger King customer 'buys all the apple pies to spite crying child queueing behind him'

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2014, 04:24:03 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2014, 05:19:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2014, 02:35:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2014, 01:32:01 PM
A Sicilian holiday home for one euro? Padlock Pockets may even be tempted, even with the neighbours....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2719701/Yours-80-PENCE-Sicilian-hilltop-village-puts-20-holiday-market-just-one-euro-road-Mafia-town-Corleone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2719701/Yours-80-PENCE-Sicilian-hilltop-village-puts-20-holiday-market-just-one-euro-road-Mafia-town-Corleone.html)

 rubschin:

Is this "an offer you can't refuse"?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2014, 10:13:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2014, 01:32:01 PM
A Sicilian holiday home for one euro? Padlock Pockets may even be tempted, even with the neighbours....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2719701/Yours-80-PENCE-Sicilian-hilltop-village-puts-20-holiday-market-just-one-euro-road-Mafia-town-Corleone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2719701/Yours-80-PENCE-Sicilian-hilltop-village-puts-20-holiday-market-just-one-euro-road-Mafia-town-Corleone.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2014, 08:02:38 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-boy-fights-400-pound-alligator-wins/story?id=24913532 (http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-boy-fights-400-pound-alligator-wins/story?id=24913532)  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2014, 10:40:29 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 10, 2014, 08:02:38 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-boy-fights-400-pound-alligator-wins/story?id=24913532 (http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-boy-fights-400-pound-alligator-wins/story?id=24913532)  eeek:

9 year old prises open the jaw of a 9 foot alligator   rubschin:


 char048  more like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 10, 2014, 03:59:04 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 10, 2014, 08:02:38 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-boy-fights-400-pound-alligator-wins/story?id=24913532 (http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-boy-fights-400-pound-alligator-wins/story?id=24913532)  eeek:

The alligator spat the little ginger fecker out....even alligators hate gingers  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2014, 04:26:41 PM
 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 10, 2014, 07:52:19 PM
It was no shock when Tom Daley came out, it wasn't much of a shock when Ian Thorpe came out either, but...  WTF, first I've heard anything of it  (http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-08-10/boxing-legend-frank-maloney-to-undergo-sex-change/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2014, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 10, 2014, 07:52:19 PM
It was no shock when Tom Daley came out, it wasn't much of a shock when Ian Thorpe came out either, but...  WTF, first I've heard anything of it  (http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-08-10/boxing-legend-frank-maloney-to-undergo-sex-change/)

a real  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 10, 2014, 08:33:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 10, 2014, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 10, 2014, 07:52:19 PM
It was no shock when Tom Daley came out, it wasn't much of a shock when Ian Thorpe came out either, but...  WTF, first I've heard anything of it  (http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-08-10/boxing-legend-frank-maloney-to-undergo-sex-change/)

a real  eeek: eeek: eeek:



 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Maybe he got bashed about the ring too much as well.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2014, 05:47:23 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 10, 2014, 07:52:19 PM
It was no shock when Tom Daley came out, it wasn't much of a shock when Ian Thorpe came out either, but...  WTF, first I've heard anything of it  (http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-08-10/boxing-legend-frank-maloney-to-undergo-sex-change/)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 11, 2014, 08:21:55 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 10, 2014, 08:33:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 10, 2014, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 10, 2014, 07:52:19 PM
It was no shock when Tom Daley came out, it wasn't much of a shock when Ian Thorpe came out either, but...  WTF, first I've heard anything of it  (http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-08-10/boxing-legend-frank-maloney-to-undergo-sex-change/)

a real  eeek: eeek: eeek:



 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Maybe he got bashed about the ring too much as well.......... rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on August 13, 2014, 04:16:45 PM
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/commuters-face-train-cancellations-after-suspected-burglar-is-chased-off-rail-track-and-hides-out-in-tree-in-south-east-london-9666512.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/commuters-face-train-cancellations-after-suspected-burglar-is-chased-off-rail-track-and-hides-out-in-tree-in-south-east-london-9666512.html)

What a knob   happy001

Trains are probably being delayed due to thieves on the line ...    hat, coat, door 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2014, 04:24:26 PM
TMR  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 13, 2014, 05:53:17 PM
Quote from: Pastis on August 13, 2014, 04:16:45 PM
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/commuters-face-train-cancellations-after-suspected-burglar-is-chased-off-rail-track-and-hides-out-in-tree-in-south-east-london-9666512.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/commuters-face-train-cancellations-after-suspected-burglar-is-chased-off-rail-track-and-hides-out-in-tree-in-south-east-london-9666512.html)

What a knob   happy001

Trains are probably being delayed due to thieves on the line ...    hat, coat, door 
The phrase "Shunt the coot" comes to mind - or something similar
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 13, 2014, 06:53:01 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 13, 2014, 04:24:26 PM
TMR  ::) ::)

Miss D spiked my drinks  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2014, 06:55:44 PM
 char048 char048 char048 char048
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2014, 02:08:53 PM
Can't think why but for some reason I can see Apey doing this then next time he has to fly anywhere...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2722591/Passengers-wear-clothes-check-staff-say-luggage-overweight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2722591/Passengers-wear-clothes-check-staff-say-luggage-overweight.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 14, 2014, 03:47:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2014, 02:08:53 PM
Can't think why but for some reason I can see Apey doing this then next time he has to fly anywhere...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2722591/Passengers-wear-clothes-check-staff-say-luggage-overweight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2722591/Passengers-wear-clothes-check-staff-say-luggage-overweight.html)

They clearly weren't aware of  THESE  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2224716/Jaktogo-invented-round-costly-weight-restrictions-flights.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2014, 05:35:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2014, 02:08:53 PM
Can't think why but for some reason I can see Apey doing this then next time he has to fly anywhere...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2722591/Passengers-wear-clothes-check-staff-say-luggage-overweight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2722591/Passengers-wear-clothes-check-staff-say-luggage-overweight.html)

makes sense...

I think we are all upset that huge fat biffas weighing fifty stone get the same baggage allowance as lithe individuals like my good-self....  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2014, 05:38:35 PM
Ot TMCR who could sit on my lap  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2014, 10:11:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 14, 2014, 05:35:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2014, 02:08:53 PM
Can't think why but for some reason I can see Apey doing this then next time he has to fly anywhere...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2722591/Passengers-wear-clothes-check-staff-say-luggage-overweight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2722591/Passengers-wear-clothes-check-staff-say-luggage-overweight.html)

makes sense...

I think we are all upset that huge fat biffas weighing fifty stone get the same baggage allowance as lithe individuals like my good-self....  angel1


Zactly........... evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2014, 08:58:25 AM
http://www.nottinghampost.com/Police-hunting-man-harassed-girl-Nottingham-Train/story-22338633-detail/story.html#Oy8F3DlfSQK8FMJz.01 (http://www.nottinghampost.com/Police-hunting-man-harassed-girl-Nottingham-Train/story-22338633-detail/story.html#Oy8F3DlfSQK8FMJz.01)

The girl in question is my great niece  evil: evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 15, 2014, 07:41:02 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 15, 2014, 08:58:25 AM
http://www.nottinghampost.com/Police-hunting-man-harassed-girl-Nottingham-Train/story-22338633-detail/story.html#Oy8F3DlfSQK8FMJz.01 (http://www.nottinghampost.com/Police-hunting-man-harassed-girl-Nottingham-Train/story-22338633-detail/story.html#Oy8F3DlfSQK8FMJz.01)

The girl in question is my great niece  evil: evil:

Not your great grandchild?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2014, 10:54:47 AM
"God I'm bored, I know I'll try making some rocket fuel in the kitchen just like in that youtobe video..."  eeek:

Quote
'People should take care when they try and copy things they see on YouTube. I will not be doing it again.'

I believe the phrase is no shit Sherlock, anyone with half a brain would have known not to try it.  Hell not even BM would be that daft, although his home brew may not be that far removed. noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2725824/Bare-chested-father-two-attempting-make-rocket-fuel-copying-YouTube-recipe-suffers-burns-chest-face-explodes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2725824/Bare-chested-father-two-attempting-make-rocket-fuel-copying-YouTube-recipe-suffers-burns-chest-face-explodes.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2014, 06:29:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2014, 10:54:47 AM
"God I'm bored, I know I'll try making some rocket fuel in the kitchen just like in that youtobe video..."  eeek:

Quote
'People should take care when they try and copy things they see on YouTube. I will not be doing it again.'

I believe the phrase is no shit Sherlock, anyone with half a brain would have known not to try it.  Hell not even BM would be that daft, although his home brew may not be that far removed. noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2725824/Bare-chested-father-two-attempting-make-rocket-fuel-copying-YouTube-recipe-suffers-burns-chest-face-explodes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2725824/Bare-chested-father-two-attempting-make-rocket-fuel-copying-YouTube-recipe-suffers-burns-chest-face-explodes.html)

oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 18, 2014, 01:09:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2014, 06:29:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2014, 10:54:47 AM
"God I'm bored, I know I'll try making some rocket fuel in the kitchen just like in that youtobe video..."  eeek:

Quote
'People should take care when they try and copy things they see on YouTube. I will not be doing it again.'

I believe the phrase is no shit Sherlock, anyone with half a brain would have known not to try it.  Hell not even BM would be that daft, although his home brew may not be that far removed. noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2725824/Bare-chested-father-two-attempting-make-rocket-fuel-copying-YouTube-recipe-suffers-burns-chest-face-explodes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2725824/Bare-chested-father-two-attempting-make-rocket-fuel-copying-YouTube-recipe-suffers-burns-chest-face-explodes.html)

oi!  cussing:

Bradwell, Great Yarmouth . . .   In Norfolk . . .

Says it all really . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 18, 2014, 05:28:37 PM


Christina Aguilera has named her daughter  Summer Rain  (http://celebritybabies.people.com/2014/08/17/christina-aguilera-welcomes-daughter-summer-rain/) ... I suppose it could have been worse, she could have called it Golden Shower  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2014, 02:39:37 PM
What did they think they were driving, a Cardis?  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11042304/Family-struggle-to-force-giant-sofa-into-tiny-car.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11042304/Family-struggle-to-force-giant-sofa-into-tiny-car.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2014, 03:24:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2014, 02:39:37 PM
What did they think they were driving, a Cardis?  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11042304/Family-struggle-to-force-giant-sofa-into-tiny-car.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11042304/Family-struggle-to-force-giant-sofa-into-tiny-car.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2014, 04:13:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2014, 02:39:37 PM
What did they think they were driving, a Cardis?  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11042304/Family-struggle-to-force-giant-sofa-into-tiny-car.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11042304/Family-struggle-to-force-giant-sofa-into-tiny-car.html)

All that trouble just to take it to the nearest layby.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2014, 04:27:41 PM
http://order-order.com/2014/08/19/hippies-using-gas-to-power-anti-gas-extraction-protest/?utm_source=Guy+Fawkes%27+Blog+List&utm_campaign=209cce02d3-happy+hour&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_547885726c-209cce02d3-225759853 (http://order-order.com/2014/08/19/hippies-using-gas-to-power-anti-gas-extraction-protest/?utm_source=Guy+Fawkes%27+Blog+List&utm_campaign=209cce02d3-happy+hour&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_547885726c-209cce02d3-225759853)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 19, 2014, 04:46:45 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 19, 2014, 04:27:41 PM
http://order-order.com/2014/08/19/hippies-using-gas-to-power-anti-gas-extraction-protest/?utm_source=Guy+Fawkes%27+Blog+List&utm_campaign=209cce02d3-happy+hour&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_547885726c-209cce02d3-225759853 (http://order-order.com/2014/08/19/hippies-using-gas-to-power-anti-gas-extraction-protest/?utm_source=Guy+Fawkes%27+Blog+List&utm_campaign=209cce02d3-happy+hour&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_547885726c-209cce02d3-225759853)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2014, 08:42:15 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2014, 04:13:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2014, 02:39:37 PM
What did they think they were driving, a Cardis?  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11042304/Family-struggle-to-force-giant-sofa-into-tiny-car.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11042304/Family-struggle-to-force-giant-sofa-into-tiny-car.html)

All that trouble just to take it to the nearest layby.  noooo:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2014, 05:24:41 AM
Could have made a mint markettting it as hard liquor  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2729246/Chinese-drinks-firm-accused-adding-VIAGRA-spirits-customers-complain-unusual-effects.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2729246/Chinese-drinks-firm-accused-adding-VIAGRA-spirits-customers-complain-unusual-effects.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2014, 08:14:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2014, 05:24:41 AM
Could have made a mint markettting it as hard liquor  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2729246/Chinese-drinks-firm-accused-adding-VIAGRA-spirits-customers-complain-unusual-effects.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2729246/Chinese-drinks-firm-accused-adding-VIAGRA-spirits-customers-complain-unusual-effects.html)

Hard liquor?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2014, 10:26:16 AM
Stiff drinks?


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Your local friendly tapatalking heretic
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2014, 10:39:53 AM
You may call yourself Mr Manchester United but we simply call you cockwomble  noooo:

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He said: 'People don't look at me in a funny way, they look at me in admiration'

Well you learn something every day, today's lesson appears to be  that admiration is Bulgarian for amusement  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730177/Where-want-tattoo-On-head-son-Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-inked-forehead.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730177/Where-want-tattoo-On-head-son-Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-inked-forehead.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2014, 11:05:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2014, 10:39:53 AM
You may call yourself Mr Manchester United but we simply call you cockwomble  noooo:

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Quote
He said: 'People don't look at me in a funny way, they look at me in admiration'

Well you learn something every day, today's lesson appears to be  that admiration is Bulgarian for amusement  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730177/Where-want-tattoo-On-head-son-Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-inked-forehead.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730177/Where-want-tattoo-On-head-son-Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-inked-forehead.html)
Berk of the day?

T3  (Total Tosser Tattoo) on his forehead and wearing a shirt design United haven't used for over 14 years

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2014, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2014, 10:39:53 AM
You may call yourself Mr Manchester United but we simply call you cockwomble  noooo:

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Quote
He said: 'People don't look at me in a funny way, they look at me in admiration'

Well you learn something every day, today's lesson appears to be  that admiration is Bulgarian for amusement  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730177/Where-want-tattoo-On-head-son-Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-inked-forehead.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730177/Where-want-tattoo-On-head-son-Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-inked-forehead.html)

I wouldn't use a word as long as 'cockwomble' although it does begin with the same letter...   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2014, 11:09:44 AM
Actually BM I was wondering if there was a similar reason behind you wearing the bucket...  rubschin:



I figure it's either that or having a face like Quasimodo's arse
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2014, 11:25:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2014, 11:09:44 AM
Actually BM I was wondering if there was a similar reason behind you wearing the bucket...  rubschin:



I figure it's either that or having a face like Quasimodo's arse

Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2014, 11:30:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2014, 11:25:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2014, 11:09:44 AM
Actually BM I was wondering if there was a similar reason behind you wearing the bucket...  rubschin:



I figure it's either that or having a face like Quasimodo's arse

Oi!  cussing:

Yeah......he knows nuffink about footy........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: barmisspah? on August 21, 2014, 02:32:27 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 21, 2014, 11:05:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2014, 10:39:53 AM
You may call yourself Mr Manchester United but we simply call you cockwomble  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F08%2F20%2Farticle-0-20AA1CB200000578-267_634x723.jpg&hash=5251eee8e2520c9eefbb04f780c88570089bbe53)

Quote
He said: 'People don't look at me in a funny way, they look at me in admiration'

Well you learn something every day, today's lesson appears to be  that admiration is Bulgarian for amusement  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730177/Where-want-tattoo-On-head-son-Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-inked-forehead.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730177/Where-want-tattoo-On-head-son-Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-inked-forehead.html)
Berk of the day?

T3  (Total Tosser Tattoo) on his forehead and wearing a shirt design United haven't used for over 14 years

Be fair, he is Bulgarian after all, they probabaly haven't got anything more up to date yet.
I prefer Dickhead to Cockwomble my self.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2014, 04:09:04 PM
So when they find he's infringed copyright and he won't pay royalties, do they grind off the tattoo or burn it of with a blow torch?



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2014, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 21, 2014, 04:09:04 PM
So when they find he's infringed copyright and he won't pay royalties, do they grind off the tattoo or burn it of with a blow torch?


Or send him to Iraq with an camera like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2014, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2014, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 21, 2014, 04:09:04 PM
So when they find he's infringed copyright and he won't pay royalties, do they grind off the tattoo or burn it of with a blow torch?


Or send him to Iraq with an camera like....  Thumbs:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2014, 08:51:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2014, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2014, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 21, 2014, 04:09:04 PM
So when they find he's infringed copyright and he won't pay royalties, do they grind off the tattoo or burn it of with a blow torch?


Or send him to Iraq with an camera like....  Thumbs:
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2014, 06:01:40 AM
Clegg the movie???  eeek:

I can see this making Mr Bean look like James Bond  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2731005/That-explain-Johnny-Depp-calling-Lib-Dems-react-glee-news-Nick-Clegg-The-Movie-set-TV.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2731005/That-explain-Johnny-Depp-calling-Lib-Dems-react-glee-news-Nick-Clegg-The-Movie-set-TV.html)

Anybody have casting suggestions?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2014, 09:30:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2014, 06:01:40 AM
Clegg the movie???  eeek:

I can see this making Mr Bean look like James Bond  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2731005/That-explain-Johnny-Depp-calling-Lib-Dems-react-glee-news-Nick-Clegg-The-Movie-set-TV.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2731005/That-explain-Johnny-Depp-calling-Lib-Dems-react-glee-news-Nick-Clegg-The-Movie-set-TV.html)

Anybody have casting suggestions?  rubschin:

a pile of manure as Gordon Brown
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2014, 01:09:55 PM
Was that your opinion of the film because on balance a steaming pile of bullshit does seem an apt casting choice for Clegg.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2014, 02:52:51 PM
Let me get this straight, you spent £130,000 to make yourself look like the mound of the hound of the baskervilles because you are jealous of a cartoon you drrew when you were a kid??   Shocked:

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She looks like one of Nicks dating candidates.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2731554/Hairstylist-Krystina-Butel-spent-130-000-plastic-surgery-look-like-caricature-drawing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2731554/Hairstylist-Krystina-Butel-spent-130-000-plastic-surgery-look-like-caricature-drawing.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: barmisspah? on August 22, 2014, 04:23:33 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 22, 2014, 09:30:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2014, 06:01:40 AM
Clegg the movie???  eeek:

I can see this making Mr Bean look like James Bond  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2731005/That-explain-Johnny-Depp-calling-Lib-Dems-react-glee-news-Nick-Clegg-The-Movie-set-TV.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2731005/That-explain-Johnny-Depp-calling-Lib-Dems-react-glee-news-Nick-Clegg-The-Movie-set-TV.html)

Anybody have casting suggestions?  rubschin:

a pile of manure as Gordon Brown

 goodjob:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2014, 04:30:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2014, 02:52:51 PM
Let me get this straight, you spent £130,000 to make yourself look like the mound of the hound of the baskervilles because you are jealous of a cartoon you drrew when you were a kid??   Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F08%2F22%2F1408692160210_wps_1_Krystina_Butel_30_from_Wa.jpg&hash=543a2ee74498acdf4061c02a5a8cd0bc5f3b9213)

She looks like one of Nicks dating candidates.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2731554/Hairstylist-Krystina-Butel-spent-130-000-plastic-surgery-look-like-caricature-drawing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2731554/Hairstylist-Krystina-Butel-spent-130-000-plastic-surgery-look-like-caricature-drawing.html)

What a hound!  eeek:

And she didn't even get the hair colour right!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2014, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2014, 01:09:55 PM
Was that your opinion of the film because on balance a steaming pile of bullshit does seem an apt casting choice for Clegg.  rubschin:
Clegg got rid of Gordon.  For that he will always have some good words from me.  Not a lot but some.

I suggest Robin Williams plays Clegg.  Well both careers are now dead.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2014, 05:40:29 PM
Feck moi  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734580/When-DIY-goes-horribly-wrong-Metal-bar-goes-right-mans-head-dismantles-old-house-China-SURVIVES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734580/When-DIY-goes-horribly-wrong-Metal-bar-goes-right-mans-head-dismantles-old-house-China-SURVIVES.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2014, 05:41:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2014, 05:40:29 PM
Feck moi  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734580/When-DIY-goes-horribly-wrong-Metal-bar-goes-right-mans-head-dismantles-old-house-China-SURVIVES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734580/When-DIY-goes-horribly-wrong-Metal-bar-goes-right-mans-head-dismantles-old-house-China-SURVIVES.html)

Not clicking........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2014, 05:44:56 PM
No blood apey, just a hooooge metal bar through the side of the poor buggers head.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 26, 2014, 05:45:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2014, 05:40:29 PM
Feck moi  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734580/When-DIY-goes-horribly-wrong-Metal-bar-goes-right-mans-head-dismantles-old-house-China-SURVIVES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734580/When-DIY-goes-horribly-wrong-Metal-bar-goes-right-mans-head-dismantles-old-house-China-SURVIVES.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Lucky Ho. Many around the world have/are being impaled......but not with something quite the same.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2014, 05:46:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2014, 05:41:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2014, 05:40:29 PM
Feck moi  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734580/When-DIY-goes-horribly-wrong-Metal-bar-goes-right-mans-head-dismantles-old-house-China-SURVIVES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734580/When-DIY-goes-horribly-wrong-Metal-bar-goes-right-mans-head-dismantles-old-house-China-SURVIVES.html)

Not clicking........ noooo:

^^^ wot he said ^^^

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2014, 05:48:54 PM
I'm not so sure about the complete recovery Baldy, I could be reading the xray wrongly but the bar seems to go through the left optic nerve  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2014, 05:52:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2014, 05:48:54 PM
I'm not so sure about the complete recovery Baldy, I could be reading the xray wrongly but the bar seems to go through the left optic nerve  rubschin:

 :sick016:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 26, 2014, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2014, 05:48:54 PM
I'm not so sure about the complete recovery Baldy, I could be reading the xray wrongly but the bar seems to go through the left optic nerve  rubschin:

Any recovery would be good after that.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2014, 11:46:16 AM
Surely there must have been a point when either the parents, the instructor or the manager thought it might possibly be a bad idea to let a 9 year old fire an uzi at full tilt.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734769/Arizona-girl-9-accidentally-shoots-shooting-teacher-head-visit-range.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734769/Arizona-girl-9-accidentally-shoots-shooting-teacher-head-visit-range.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 27, 2014, 11:48:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2014, 11:46:16 AM
Surely there must have been a point when either the parents, the instructor or the manager thought it might possibly be a bad idea to let a 9 year old fire an uzi at full tilt.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734769/Arizona-girl-9-accidentally-shoots-shooting-teacher-head-visit-range.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734769/Arizona-girl-9-accidentally-shoots-shooting-teacher-head-visit-range.html)


 ;D ;D noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2014, 11:54:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2014, 11:46:16 AM
Surely there must have been a point when either the parents, the instructor or the manager thought it might possibly be a bad idea to let a 9 year old fire an uzi at full tilt.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734769/Arizona-girl-9-accidentally-shoots-shooting-teacher-head-visit-range.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734769/Arizona-girl-9-accidentally-shoots-shooting-teacher-head-visit-range.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2014, 02:04:51 PM
I'll say this for Darwin, they may not always work but you can't deny he's getting creative in his old age.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734934/Ice-Bucket-Challenge-joker-ends-hospital-friend-uses-firefighter-plane-dump-400-gallons-water-Spain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734934/Ice-Bucket-Challenge-joker-ends-hospital-friend-uses-firefighter-plane-dump-400-gallons-water-Spain.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2014, 06:56:27 PM
Nick could get one of these to use alongside his NUS card....  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F08%2F27%2F1409155177579_Image_galleryImage_Richard_Macrae_aged_30_fr.JPG&hash=f7dd6a251ecad834e5c02d062a5ff0676a9dbc50)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2735868/Do-accept-ginger-discount-card-Thrifty-red-head-saves-hundreds-pounds-using-homemade-ID.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2735868/Do-accept-ginger-discount-card-Thrifty-red-head-saves-hundreds-pounds-using-homemade-ID.html)

Something tells me Padlock Pockets will be looking to make something similar...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on August 27, 2014, 07:11:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2014, 06:56:27 PM
Nick could get one of these to use alongside his NUS card....  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F08%2F27%2F1409155177579_Image_galleryImage_Richard_Macrae_aged_30_fr.JPG&hash=f7dd6a251ecad834e5c02d062a5ff0676a9dbc50)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2735868/Do-accept-ginger-discount-card-Thrifty-red-head-saves-hundreds-pounds-using-homemade-ID.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2735868/Do-accept-ginger-discount-card-Thrifty-red-head-saves-hundreds-pounds-using-homemade-ID.html)

Something tells me Padlock Pockets will be looking to make something similar...  whistle:

Apey buys hair dye.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 27, 2014, 11:39:39 PM
Quote from: Baldy on August 27, 2014, 07:11:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2014, 06:56:27 PM
Nick could get one of these to use alongside his NUS card....  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F08%2F27%2F1409155177579_Image_galleryImage_Richard_Macrae_aged_30_fr.JPG&hash=f7dd6a251ecad834e5c02d062a5ff0676a9dbc50)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2735868/Do-accept-ginger-discount-card-Thrifty-red-head-saves-hundreds-pounds-using-homemade-ID.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2735868/Do-accept-ginger-discount-card-Thrifty-red-head-saves-hundreds-pounds-using-homemade-ID.html)

Something tells me Padlock Pockets will be looking to make something similar...  whistle:

Apey buys hair dye.  rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2014, 01:21:48 AM
To be fair at least the context was right, if someone dumped a bucket of icy water on my head I'd be saying far more.

http://youtu.be/cgWN3PDUoxE (http://youtu.be/cgWN3PDUoxE)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2736057/Toddler-internet-sensation-video-swearing-doing-ice-bucket-challenge-goes-viral.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2736057/Toddler-internet-sensation-video-swearing-doing-ice-bucket-challenge-goes-viral.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2014, 03:55:16 PM
How the hell do you get volunteers for this? Put an ad in the paper "Couples wanted, must be willing to taser each other?" Apey and BM are probably lucky that Misty and LL didn't hear about it  eeek:

Quote
What I found most interesting about the reactions people showed while getting tazed was you never knew how they would react.  Some people screamed while others were quiet.  A few people looked like they were experiencing pleasure while others had the most painful faces I've ever seen.  I saw jumpers and fallers.  People laughed and people cursed.  I even had about four guys and girls who did not react at all and seemed to be completely unphased by the 300,000 volts of electricity.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2736520/Taser-Photoshoot-Patrick-Halls-photo-series-captures-amazing-reactions-people-blast-friends-lovers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2736520/Taser-Photoshoot-Patrick-Halls-photo-series-captures-amazing-reactions-people-blast-friends-lovers.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2014, 02:32:07 AM
14lbs?? Jesus my eyes are watering  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2737055/That-s-big-bundle-joy-Chinese-mother-gives-birth-14lb-baby-boy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2737055/That-s-big-bundle-joy-Chinese-mother-gives-birth-14lb-baby-boy.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2014, 05:50:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2014, 02:32:07 AM
14lbs?? Jesus my eyes are watering  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2737055/That-s-big-bundle-joy-Chinese-mother-gives-birth-14lb-baby-boy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2737055/That-s-big-bundle-joy-Chinese-mother-gives-birth-14lb-baby-boy.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2014, 08:45:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2014, 05:50:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2014, 02:32:07 AM
14lbs?? Jesus my eyes are watering  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2737055/That-s-big-bundle-joy-Chinese-mother-gives-birth-14lb-baby-boy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2737055/That-s-big-bundle-joy-Chinese-mother-gives-birth-14lb-baby-boy.html)

 Shocked:

 eeek: eeek:

Sometimes a picture just doesn't paint enough words.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.midlifegamer.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2Fwizard_sleeve.jpg&hash=3cd21105287ce5c44b6467a3bd8224b74cf2e1a8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2014, 08:45:57 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2014, 08:45:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2014, 05:50:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2014, 02:32:07 AM
14lbs?? Jesus my eyes are watering  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2737055/That-s-big-bundle-joy-Chinese-mother-gives-birth-14lb-baby-boy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2737055/That-s-big-bundle-joy-Chinese-mother-gives-birth-14lb-baby-boy.html)

 Shocked:

 eeek: eeek:

Sometimes a picture just doesn't paint enough words.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.midlifegamer.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2Fwizard_sleeve.jpg&hash=3cd21105287ce5c44b6467a3bd8224b74cf2e1a8)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2014, 10:54:59 AM
While I don't condone the attack I can't help but wonder how the staff treating him didn't give into the temptation to permanently wire his jaw shut.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2738230/Attacker-breaks-George-Galloway-s-jaw-street.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2738230/Attacker-breaks-George-Galloway-s-jaw-street.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on August 30, 2014, 11:26:42 AM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/11403911.Forest_Hill_man_died_after_vibrator_became_stuck_in_his_bottom/?ref=mr (http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/11403911.Forest_Hill_man_died_after_vibrator_became_stuck_in_his_bottom/?ref=mr)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 30, 2014, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: tel on August 30, 2014, 11:26:42 AM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/11403911.Forest_Hill_man_died_after_vibrator_became_stuck_in_his_bottom/?ref=mr (http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/11403911.Forest_Hill_man_died_after_vibrator_became_stuck_in_his_bottom/?ref=mr)

What a bummer . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2014, 01:13:36 PM
typical, never a copper when you need one  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2738015/Police-burgled-copper-Thieves-target-station-three-times-three-days.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2738015/Police-burgled-copper-Thieves-target-station-three-times-three-days.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2014, 01:50:36 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 30, 2014, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: tel on August 30, 2014, 11:26:42 AM
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/11403911.Forest_Hill_man_died_after_vibrator_became_stuck_in_his_bottom/?ref=mr (http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/11403911.Forest_Hill_man_died_after_vibrator_became_stuck_in_his_bottom/?ref=mr)

What a bummer . . .

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2014, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2014, 01:13:36 PM
typical, never a copper when you need one  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2738015/Police-burgled-copper-Thieves-target-station-three-times-three-days.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2738015/Police-burgled-copper-Thieves-target-station-three-times-three-days.html)

I guess they were too busy  on Twitter looking for people saying nasty things about Pakis...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2014, 08:30:18 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fqdb512aej%2Fthief.jpg&hash=697a6268d16a225bc266f01086459a0fccd059d4) (http://postimg.org/image/qdb512aej/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2014, 08:42:59 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 03, 2014, 08:30:18 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fqdb512aej%2Fthief.jpg&hash=697a6268d16a225bc266f01086459a0fccd059d4) (http://postimg.org/image/qdb512aej/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2014, 11:29:25 AM
I'd love to see the translation for the call to the police.

"Hello I'd like to report an assault. I've just been beaten up by Spongebob Squarepants, Mickey Mouse and Scrat"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11071919/Mickey-Mouse-and-SpongeBob-beat-up-driver-in-road-rage-incident.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11071919/Mickey-Mouse-and-SpongeBob-beat-up-driver-in-road-rage-incident.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2014, 04:12:11 PM
W......T......F??? Who the hell in their right mind would deliberately do this??  eeek:

http://youtu.be/urTQXogRFQI (http://youtu.be/urTQXogRFQI)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2741840/Anybody-afraid-spiders-Woman-holds-giant-golden-huntsman-MOUTH-lets-crawl-face.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2741840/Anybody-afraid-spiders-Woman-holds-giant-golden-huntsman-MOUTH-lets-crawl-face.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2014, 05:47:25 PM
Another one to add to the list of complete feckin nutjobs.  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F09%2F03%2F1409741754234_wps_20_Pic_shows_Russian_man_Sta.jpg&hash=6f9f5f9cbddf9317a69418bdfc872c467212144d)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2741892/Daredevil-Stanislav-Aksenov-leaps-1-300ft-clifftop-parachute-fixed-piercings-embedded-BACK.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2741892/Daredevil-Stanislav-Aksenov-leaps-1-300ft-clifftop-parachute-fixed-piercings-embedded-BACK.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2014, 06:36:28 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/introducing-dreadnoughtus--the-newly-discovered-biggest-dinosaur-ever-9711928.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/introducing-dreadnoughtus--the-newly-discovered-biggest-dinosaur-ever-9711928.html)   scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2014, 09:02:42 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 05, 2014, 06:36:28 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/introducing-dreadnoughtus--the-newly-discovered-biggest-dinosaur-ever-9711928.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/introducing-dreadnoughtus--the-newly-discovered-biggest-dinosaur-ever-9711928.html)   scared2:

" It is the biggest land animal for which a body mass can be accurately calculated, say scientists. "

They need to look in Asda.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2014, 09:04:01 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2014, 11:01:06 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2F45v4y8wtj%2Fhat.jpg&hash=cd1ec998a8946069f43b92cb0a02ce25b2788ad2) (http://postimg.org/image/45v4y8wtj/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2014, 12:30:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 07, 2014, 11:01:06 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2F45v4y8wtj%2Fhat.jpg&hash=cd1ec998a8946069f43b92cb0a02ce25b2788ad2) (http://postimg.org/image/45v4y8wtj/)
eeek: eeek: eeek:  so shocking I'll have to sit down for a while and maybe a strong drink
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 07, 2014, 01:15:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 07, 2014, 12:30:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 07, 2014, 11:01:06 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2F45v4y8wtj%2Fhat.jpg&hash=cd1ec998a8946069f43b92cb0a02ce25b2788ad2) (http://postimg.org/image/45v4y8wtj/)
eeek: eeek: eeek:  so shocking I'll have to sit down for a while and maybe a strong drink

 eeek: eeek: eeek:   Obviously an exciting place to live  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 07, 2014, 02:14:50 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 07, 2014, 01:15:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 07, 2014, 12:30:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 07, 2014, 11:01:06 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2F45v4y8wtj%2Fhat.jpg&hash=cd1ec998a8946069f43b92cb0a02ce25b2788ad2) (http://postimg.org/image/45v4y8wtj/)
eeek: eeek: eeek:  so shocking I'll have to sit down for a while and maybe a strong drink

 eeek: eeek: eeek:   Obviously an exciting place to live  whistle:

It would have made the leading story on front page of the Bickering Bugle.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2014, 02:57:15 PM
Daily Mail diplomacy:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Ffk4d2zyi5%2Fmail.jpg&hash=79f84b5d724d457faf1f9f966e869c11aaf2d5da) (http://postimg.org/image/fk4d2zyi5/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2014, 03:03:01 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 10, 2014, 02:57:15 PM
Daily Mail diplomacy:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Ffk4d2zyi5%2Fmail.jpg&hash=79f84b5d724d457faf1f9f966e869c11aaf2d5da) (http://postimg.org/image/fk4d2zyi5/)

Terrible,.

Obviously it should be "With which the Mail disagrees"  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2014, 03:03:39 PM
Quite so, Mr Darwin, sir.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2014, 03:20:12 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 10, 2014, 02:57:15 PM
Daily Mail diplomacy:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Ffk4d2zyi5%2Fmail.jpg&hash=79f84b5d724d457faf1f9f966e869c11aaf2d5da) (http://postimg.org/image/fk4d2zyi5/)

They really could vote 'yes' couldn't they....?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
Especially now that  Broon, Millipede, Cameroon and Cleggy have made a special effort to be against it  noooo:  I would be glad to see the back of the thieving gingers, but the constitutional chaos will be immense
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2014, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 10, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
Especially now that  Broon, Millipede, Cameroon and Cleggy have made a special effort to be against it  noooo:  I would be glad to see the back of the thieving gingers, but the constitutional chaos will be immense

Yes, and what a 'special effort' it was.....  noooo:

I agree that it would be a chaotic nightmare.... but we need change and this would be the biggest change in politics evah!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2014, 03:31:06 PM
Perhaps since the execution of Charles I. Or the partition of Ireland.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2014, 03:47:03 PM
Saw in the news that Cameron, Clegg and Milliband have made an emergency trip to Scotland to boost the no campaign. How fast do you think we can rebuild Hadrians Wall?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2014, 03:56:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2014, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 10, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
Especially now that  Broon, Millipede, Cameroon and Cleggy have made a special effort to be against it  noooo:  I would be glad to see the back of the thieving gingers, but the constitutional chaos will be immense

Yes, and what a 'special effort' it was.....  noooo:

I agree that it would be a chaotic nightmare.... but we need change and this would be the biggest change in politics evah!

Chaos indeed, but I wonder why Cameroon is so against it?  rubschin:

Billions in taxpayers money no longer going down the tartan drain plus the guaranteed removal of dozens of Labour safe seats.

It can't be just because he agreed to a referendum against Major's advice, can it?




Sorry BM [serious] [\serious] missed out.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2014, 03:57:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2014, 03:56:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2014, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 10, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
Especially now that  Broon, Millipede, Cameroon and Cleggy have made a special effort to be against it  noooo:  I would be glad to see the back of the thieving gingers, but the constitutional chaos will be immense

Yes, and what a 'special effort' it was.....  noooo:

I agree that it would be a chaotic nightmare.... but we need change and this would be the biggest change in politics evah!

Chaos indeed, but I wonder why Cameroon is so against it?  rubschin:

Billions in taxpayers money no longer going down the tartan drain plus the guaranteed removal of dozens of Labour safe seats.

It can't be just because he agreed to a referendum against Major's advice, can it?

Oh noes!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2014, 07:53:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2014, 03:03:01 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 10, 2014, 02:57:15 PM
Daily Mail diplomacy:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Ffk4d2zyi5%2Fmail.jpg&hash=79f84b5d724d457faf1f9f966e869c11aaf2d5da) (http://postimg.org/image/fk4d2zyi5/)

Terrible,.

Obviously it should be "With which the Mail disagrees"  noooo:

Actually Mr Darwin sir, that comment was saved for the Simon Heffer column that was essentually 'why we would be better off without the ungrateful haggis munching scroungers'  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2014, 10:59:36 AM
I know this was an old one but it was mentioned at the comedy gig last night. Possibly one of the most surreal headlines I've ever read...

http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Woman-dressed-vagina-stops-street-fight-penis-man/story-19328715-detail/story.html (http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Woman-dressed-vagina-stops-street-fight-penis-man/story-19328715-detail/story.html)

Only in Glastonbury  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 15, 2014, 05:11:51 PM
Not quite a headline but I note that Ofsted have announced there will be 40 unannounced school inspections across England this month.   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2014, 05:15:09 PM
They are going after Gove's Academies  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 15, 2014, 05:16:29 PM
Insider information?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2014, 05:18:44 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 15, 2014, 05:20:51 PM
That's a no then.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2014, 05:24:13 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 15, 2014, 05:20:51 PM
That's a no then.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2014, 05:32:03 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 15, 2014, 05:20:51 PM
That's a no then.

I don't know Unc, a lot of the voices that Nick hears are certainly inside his head could that count?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2014, 07:10:45 PM
George, George, George you poor deluded fool. You actually believed that the public would take this competition seriously?

I mean come on, giving us a chance to design the new pound coin, that's just asking for trouble...   eveilgrin:

The response is best described by the Huffington Post:

Quote
And the Great people of Britain duly responded - only in exactly the opposite way to which old George had hoped...



That's right, we did what we do best and took the piss.


 happy001

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/09/12/government-yourpoundcoin-_n_5810898.html?1410533518 (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/09/12/government-yourpoundcoin-_n_5810898.html?1410533518)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/georgeosborne/11092088/Government-1-coin-design-competition-backfires-spectaculbest (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/georgeosborne/11092088/Government-1-coin-design-competition-backfires-spectaculbest) arly.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2014, 07:15:26 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2014, 07:24:39 PM
happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2014, 07:34:56 PM
Oh god, some of the twitter comments 

Quote
Brock Samson ‏@BrockSamsonUK  Sep 12
RT @George_Osborne: What would you put on #yourpoundcoin? << I'd put it's real value of about 10p you innumerate pissweasel.

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2014, 04:39:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2014, 07:34:56 PM
Oh god, some of the twitter comments 

Quote
Brock Samson ‏@BrockSamsonUK  Sep 12
RT @George_Osborne: What would you put on #yourpoundcoin? << I'd put it's real value of about 10p you innumerate pissweasel.

happy002

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 17, 2014, 11:47:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2014, 04:39:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2014, 07:34:56 PM
Oh god, some of the twitter comments 

Quote
Brock Samson ‏@BrockSamsonUK  Sep 12
RT @George_Osborne: What would you put on #yourpoundcoin? << I'd put it's real value of about 10p you innumerate pissweasel.

happy002

happy001


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2014, 05:47:28 PM
We know about Pink Sis but does Nick have an brother?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2760794/Accident-prone-account-manager-cheats-death-FIFTH-time-surviving-100ft-cliff-fall-stag-run-twice-breaking-neck-work-suffering-electric-shock.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2760794/Accident-prone-account-manager-cheats-death-FIFTH-time-surviving-100ft-cliff-fall-stag-run-twice-breaking-neck-work-suffering-electric-shock.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2014, 11:48:35 PM
Now I could be mistaken but surely one of the criteria for holding a senior religious post no matter if it is as part of the Christian, Islamic, Jewish hell even Pastafarianism faiths is that, at the very least publicly, your belief in your chosen deity is unshakable.  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29255318 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29255318)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2014, 08:05:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2014, 11:48:35 PM
Now I could be mistaken but surely one of the criteria for holding a senior religious post no matter if it is as part of the Christian, Islamic, Jewish hell even Pastafarianism faiths is that, at the very least publicly, your belief in your chosen deity is unshakable.  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29255318 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29255318)

Quite

But when you look at his salary and benefits package he may think principles have to come second.   It must be hard to take on all that rich man, eye of a needle stuff too.



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2014, 08:35:45 PM
Renting your girlfriend out for an hour at a time just to raise money for a new Iphone? eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2762049/Chinese-man-offers-rent-girlfriend-people-just-1-hour-order-raise-money-buy-new-iPhone-6.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2762049/Chinese-man-offers-rent-girlfriend-people-just-1-hour-order-raise-money-buy-new-iPhone-6.html)

Apey No!! Just.......no  nonono:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2014, 05:40:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2014, 08:35:45 PM
Renting your girlfriend out for an hour at a time just to raise money for a new Iphone? eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2762049/Chinese-man-offers-rent-girlfriend-people-just-1-hour-order-raise-money-buy-new-iPhone-6.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2762049/Chinese-man-offers-rent-girlfriend-people-just-1-hour-order-raise-money-buy-new-iPhone-6.html)

Apey No!! Just.......no  nonono:

Which one gave you 50p?

They all did!

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2014, 12:46:33 PM
Actually this could be BM's new costume, full body protection  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29203663 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29203663)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2014, 02:08:26 PM
http://youtu.be/S8kPqAV_74M (http://youtu.be/S8kPqAV_74M)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2014, 05:52:06 PM
Well you do have at least one bald friend who would likely have the gear.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2014, 07:20:23 PM
Could Miss D be an role model?  scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F77553000%2Fjpg%2F_77553800_cut1.jpg&hash=9bc66e429dafae18943edf9c53373130185478c6)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29173277 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29173277)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2014, 07:24:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2014, 07:20:23 PM
Could Miss D be an role model?  scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F77553000%2Fjpg%2F_77553800_cut1.jpg&hash=9bc66e429dafae18943edf9c53373130185478c6)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29173277 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29173277)
scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 20, 2014, 10:15:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2014, 12:46:33 PM
Actually this could be BM's new costume, full body protection  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29203663 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29203663)

Not BM, that man has no flippers with his wetsuit.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 21, 2014, 01:45:18 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 20, 2014, 10:15:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2014, 12:46:33 PM
Actually this could be BM's new costume, full body protection  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29203663 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29203663)

Not BM, that man has no flippers with his wetsuit.

 ;D ;D  maybe he is Finnish......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2014, 03:01:05 PM
Gloria, let me give you a little piece of advice. It doesn't matter what class a member of staff is any more thanr if they are male, female, black, white, asian, christian, muslim, pastafarian, gay, straight or lesbian. The only thing that we care about is IF THAT PERSON IS CAPABLE OF DOING THEIR JOB so stop coming up wtih useless gimmicks, like demanding to know what an employee's parents do for a living, that will do nothing more than waste public money and start developing some real policies that will be a benefit to people.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2764628/Public-sector-staff-asked-parents-living-cut-number-middle-class-privately-educated-staff.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2764628/Public-sector-staff-asked-parents-living-cut-number-middle-class-privately-educated-staff.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 22, 2014, 04:27:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2014, 03:01:05 PM
Gloria, let me give you a little piece of advice. It doesn't matter what class a member of staff is any more thanr if they are male, female, black, white, asian, christian, muslim, pastafarian, gay, straight or lesbian. The only thing that we care about is IF THAT PERSON IS CAPABLE OF DOING THEIR JOB so stop coming up wtih useless gimmicks, like demanding to know what an employee's parents do for a living, that will do nothing more than waste public money and start developing some real policies that will be a benefit to people.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2764628/Public-sector-staff-asked-parents-living-cut-number-middle-class-privately-educated-staff.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2764628/Public-sector-staff-asked-parents-living-cut-number-middle-class-privately-educated-staff.html)

The tossers have been living off the back of that lily livered approach for years.....but you are not employed within it unlike certain people we all know, however you still contribute toward paying their salary and pension scheme. More fool you.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2014, 04:52:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2014, 03:01:05 PM
Gloria, let me give you a little piece of advice. It doesn't matter what class a member of staff is any more thanr if they are male, female, black, white, asian, christian, muslim, pastafarian, gay, straight or lesbian. The only thing that we care about is IF THAT PERSON IS CAPABLE OF DOING THEIR JOB so stop coming up wtih useless gimmicks, like demanding to know what an employee's parents do for a living, that will do nothing more than waste public money and start developing some real policies that will be a benefit to people.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2764628/Public-sector-staff-asked-parents-living-cut-number-middle-class-privately-educated-staff.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2764628/Public-sector-staff-asked-parents-living-cut-number-middle-class-privately-educated-staff.html)

She does seem to be a mouthy cow with a mahoosive chip on her shoulder.  And a line in bollocks policies.

But when the Eds proudly announce a policy that all employees on £7.50 an hour must be sacked, she's only following the example set to her.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2014, 04:23:59 AM
'I had a third breast implant so I can turn off men' (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11113452/Third-boob-woman-I-had-a-third-breast-implant-so-I-can-turn-off-men.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2014, 09:03:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 23, 2014, 04:23:59 AM
'I had a third breast implant so I can turn off men' (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11113452/Third-boob-woman-I-had-a-third-breast-implant-so-I-can-turn-off-men.html)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2014, 05:01:36 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/11116067/Fancy-a-burger-designed-to-taste-like-human-flesh.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/11116067/Fancy-a-burger-designed-to-taste-like-human-flesh.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2014, 05:09:51 PM
Babies taste like chicken
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2014, 05:26:31 PM
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Victim-degrading-acts-died-drugs-overdose-court/story-22965155-detail/story.html#Ga5J1FuW71zGxbL2.01 (http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Victim-degrading-acts-died-drugs-overdose-court/story-22965155-detail/story.html#Ga5J1FuW71zGxbL2.01)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2014, 05:45:01 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 23, 2014, 05:26:31 PM
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Victim-degrading-acts-died-drugs-overdose-court/story-22965155-detail/story.html#Ga5J1FuW71zGxbL2.01 (http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Victim-degrading-acts-died-drugs-overdose-court/story-22965155-detail/story.html#Ga5J1FuW71zGxbL2.01)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2014, 05:46:07 PM
Don't try it at home
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2014, 07:15:18 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 23, 2014, 05:09:51 PM
Babies taste like chicken
eeek:

Can we expect more details in the Dinner Tonight thread?

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2014, 11:36:56 AM
Charge your iphone by sticking it in a microwave? If you are going to fall for something that is obviously a hoax then you aren't a bright spark  lol:

Quote
The fake ad spruiks a technological breakthrough allowing iPhone users to charge their phones in any household microwave
Twitter lit up with posts by confused and outraged owners who fell for the hoax and set their phones on fire

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2768976/Emergency-services-forced-step-iPhone-users-fall-internet-prank-explains-use-microwave-charge-phone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2768976/Emergency-services-forced-step-iPhone-users-fall-internet-prank-explains-use-microwave-charge-phone.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2014, 11:39:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2014, 11:36:56 AM
Charge your iphone by sticking it in a microwave? If you are going to fall for something that is obviously a hoax then you aren't a bright spark  lol:

Quote
The fake ad spruiks a technological breakthrough allowing iPhone users to charge their phones in any household microwave
Twitter lit up with posts by confused and outraged owners who fell for the hoax and set their phones on fire

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2768976/Emergency-services-forced-step-iPhone-users-fall-internet-prank-explains-use-microwave-charge-phone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2768976/Emergency-services-forced-step-iPhone-users-fall-internet-prank-explains-use-microwave-charge-phone.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2014, 11:51:21 AM
 rubschin: Actually come to think of it, just to be on the safe side....


NICK, DO NOT PUT YOUR PHONE IN THE MICROWAVE!!!

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2014, 04:32:40 PM
I am not allowed a microwave  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2014, 04:35:52 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 25, 2014, 04:32:40 PM
I am not allowed a microwave  noooo:

And a sigh of relief is heard across the UK...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2014, 05:07:10 PM
WTF????  eeek:

How the hell is incest a fundamental right for crying out loud, the dangers of inbreeding have been apparent for decades and now you want to repeal those laws?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11119062/Incest-a-fundamental-right-German-committee-says.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11119062/Incest-a-fundamental-right-German-committee-says.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2014, 07:20:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2014, 05:07:10 PM
WTF????  eeek:

How the hell is incest a fundamental right for crying out loud, the dangers of inbreeding have been apparent for decades and now you want to repeal those laws?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11119062/Incest-a-fundamental-right-German-committee-says.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11119062/Incest-a-fundamental-right-German-committee-says.html)
It's the game all the family can play
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2014, 07:39:24 PM
Stabbed multiple times with a screwdriver and just plugs it with tissue paper so that he isn't late for his exam? This kid deserves to pass just for sheer determination  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2769719/Teenager-repeatedly-stabbed-racist-attack-way-exam-plugged-wounds-tissue-paper-sit-test.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2769719/Teenager-repeatedly-stabbed-racist-attack-way-exam-plugged-wounds-tissue-paper-sit-test.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 25, 2014, 07:39:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2014, 07:20:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2014, 05:07:10 PM
WTF????  eeek:

How the hell is incest a fundamental right for crying out loud, the dangers of inbreeding have been apparent for decades and now you want to repeal those laws?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11119062/Incest-a-fundamental-right-German-committee-says.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11119062/Incest-a-fundamental-right-German-committee-says.html)
It's the game all the family can play

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2014, 08:06:29 AM
So you relax after a hard day by pretending to be.............a horse?  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F09%2F26%2F1411743198083_wps_6_Pony_Girl_Shyanne_and_her.jpg&hash=51b200a8cc83f7b8685a9855213e657cc05dbd98)

 rubschin:

So many jokes but I think I'll leave this one for the old reprobates

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2770906/When-I-m-dressed-horse-I-feel-free-Meet-woman-website-designer-day-PONY-complete-saddle-bridle-night.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2770906/When-I-m-dressed-horse-I-feel-free-Meet-woman-website-designer-day-PONY-complete-saddle-bridle-night.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2014, 08:10:22 AM
Put her in the curry
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2014, 08:40:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2014, 08:06:29 AM
So you relax after a hard day by pretending to be.............a horse?  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F09%2F26%2F1411743198083_wps_6_Pony_Girl_Shyanne_and_her.jpg&hash=51b200a8cc83f7b8685a9855213e657cc05dbd98)

 rubschin:

So many jokes but I think I'll leave this one for the old reprobates

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2770906/When-I-m-dressed-horse-I-feel-free-Meet-woman-website-designer-day-PONY-complete-saddle-bridle-night.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2770906/When-I-m-dressed-horse-I-feel-free-Meet-woman-website-designer-day-PONY-complete-saddle-bridle-night.html)

I... I just.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2014, 04:21:38 PM
Hmm, an app to wake you up and get you out of bed by having a stranger ring you? Why do I have a sudden urge to buy a bullhorn...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2768223/Struggle-morning-Get-STRANGER-wake-Wakie-app-lets-random-people-call-set-times.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2768223/Struggle-morning-Get-STRANGER-wake-Wakie-app-lets-random-people-call-set-times.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 27, 2014, 04:23:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2014, 04:21:38 PM
Hmm, an app to wake you up and get you out of bed by having a stranger ring you? Why do I have a sudden urge to buy a bullhorn...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2768223/Struggle-morning-Get-STRANGER-wake-Wakie-app-lets-random-people-call-set-times.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2768223/Struggle-morning-Get-STRANGER-wake-Wakie-app-lets-random-people-call-set-times.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2014, 04:27:12 PM
I used to work with a guy who's voice could only be described as the product of an unnatural union between Alastair Crowley and Barry White, something tells me he would be ideal for this.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 29, 2014, 07:24:23 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773868/Boris-building-Cameron-prepares-parade-star-player-Tory-conference-quell-UKIP-jitters.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773868/Boris-building-Cameron-prepares-parade-star-player-Tory-conference-quell-UKIP-jitters.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2014, 07:28:12 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 29, 2014, 07:24:23 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773868/Boris-building-Cameron-prepares-parade-star-player-Tory-conference-quell-UKIP-jitters.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773868/Boris-building-Cameron-prepares-parade-star-player-Tory-conference-quell-UKIP-jitters.html)

 eeek: eeek:

Fucked.
In.
The.
Head.

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 29, 2014, 07:31:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2014, 07:28:12 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 29, 2014, 07:24:23 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773868/Boris-building-Cameron-prepares-parade-star-player-Tory-conference-quell-UKIP-jitters.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773868/Boris-building-Cameron-prepares-parade-star-player-Tory-conference-quell-UKIP-jitters.html)

 eeek: eeek:

Fucked.
In.
The.
Head.

 noooo:

Not your normal diplomatic approach.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on September 29, 2014, 07:50:26 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773181/Matalan-monkey-suit-row-catalogue-photo-child-s-onesies-shows-two-black-children-modelling-ape-outfits.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773181/Matalan-monkey-suit-row-catalogue-photo-child-s-onesies-shows-two-black-children-modelling-ape-outfits.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2014, 02:44:47 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 29, 2014, 07:50:26 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773181/Matalan-monkey-suit-row-catalogue-photo-child-s-onesies-shows-two-black-children-modelling-ape-outfits.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773181/Matalan-monkey-suit-row-catalogue-photo-child-s-onesies-shows-two-black-children-modelling-ape-outfits.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

happy001

&

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 30, 2014, 04:15:14 PM
The infamous scrounger is back in the news again talking about the pain of being tricked into sleeping with a lookalike. Now I'm not a rabid football fan but even I would have seen something wrong with 'Prenier League football star...............playing for Hull City' so I think you are S.O.L. as far as getting any sympathy is concerned although it does beg the question who in their right mind would go to so much effort to sleep with you.  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773291/I-thought-father-baby-Premier-League-footballer-fake-Josie-Cunningham-reveals-fooled-18-MONTHS-man-claimed-Hull-City-player-Curtis-Davies-goes-labour.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773291/I-thought-father-baby-Premier-League-footballer-fake-Josie-Cunningham-reveals-fooled-18-MONTHS-man-claimed-Hull-City-player-Curtis-Davies-goes-labour.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 30, 2014, 07:56:54 PM
I've heard of taking the piss out of the other team af a football match but this....  eeek:  sick2:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/09/16/uk-soccer-switzerland-urine-idUKKBN0HB1AV20140916 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/09/16/uk-soccer-switzerland-urine-idUKKBN0HB1AV20140916)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 30, 2014, 08:21:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 30, 2014, 07:56:54 PM
I've heard of taking the piss out of the other team af a football match but this....  eeek:  sick2:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/09/16/uk-soccer-switzerland-urine-idUKKBN0HB1AV20140916 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/09/16/uk-soccer-switzerland-urine-idUKKBN0HB1AV20140916)
eeek: eeek: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2014, 02:59:09 PM
And the winner for worst job of the year 2014 goes to the poor bastard in the Chinese security service who has to anally probe 10000 birds  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2775936/China-body-searched-10-000-pigeons.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2775936/China-body-searched-10-000-pigeons.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on October 01, 2014, 04:14:17 PM
You could not make it up:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11133496/Food-safety-summit-struck-by-food-poisoning.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11133496/Food-safety-summit-struck-by-food-poisoning.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2014, 04:43:34 PM
Quote from: Baldy on October 01, 2014, 04:14:17 PM
You could not make it up:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11133496/Food-safety-summit-struck-by-food-poisoning.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11133496/Food-safety-summit-struck-by-food-poisoning.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2014, 07:00:16 PM

Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2014, 04:43:34 PM
Quote from: Baldy on October 01, 2014, 04:14:17 PM
You could not make it up:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11133496/Food-safety-summit-struck-by-food-poisoning.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11133496/Food-safety-summit-struck-by-food-poisoning.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

happy001
happy001 happ001


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2014, 08:52:35 PM
An intersting idea but something tells me letting the public have access to these guys is going to end badly. The culture shock alone may traumatize them...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-2776391/Tesco-chiefs-stack-shelves-man-tills-help-understand-customers-reconnect-stores.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-2776391/Tesco-chiefs-stack-shelves-man-tills-help-understand-customers-reconnect-stores.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2014, 06:11:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2014, 08:52:35 PM
An intersting idea but something tells me letting the public have access to these guys is going to end badly. The culture shock alone may traumatize them...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-2776391/Tesco-chiefs-stack-shelves-man-tills-help-understand-customers-reconnect-stores.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-2776391/Tesco-chiefs-stack-shelves-man-tills-help-understand-customers-reconnect-stores.html)

A pointless pubicity stunt....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2014, 08:02:20 AM
Of course it is, Tesco's main problem is that they have grown and expanded into so many new markets that they don't have any real direction any more, combined with loss of customer confidence over recent issues such as the horse meat scandal and the fact that they are not adapting to the economic changes which have led to the surge in popularity of budget supermarkets such as Lidl and Aldi means that their market share has significantly diminished.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 02, 2014, 08:38:43 AM
Less customers means shorter queues at Tescos. Wot's not to like?


______________________________
Your local friendly tapatalking heretic
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2014, 09:05:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 02, 2014, 08:38:43 AM
Less customers means shorter queues at Tescos. Wot's not to like?

Fewer customers  ::)

Of course 10 items or less has shorter queues.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2014, 09:06:15 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2014, 09:05:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 02, 2014, 08:38:43 AM
Less customers means shorter queues at Tescos. Wot's not to like?

Fewer customers  ::)

Of course 10 items or less has shorter queues.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 02, 2014, 10:07:15 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2014, 09:05:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 02, 2014, 08:38:43 AM
Less customers means shorter queues at Tescos. Wot's not to like?

Fewer customers  ::) . .
redface: redface: redface: oh the shame of it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2014, 01:24:04 PM
Time to watch BM's blood pressure rise...  scared:

Who the hell would want to fork out £1500 - £3000 to have White Dee turn up at your nightclub/event???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Mind you looking at the photos it doesn't seem as if there are any future Nobel prize winners going to see her.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F02%2F1412238603979_wps_138_After_being_pictured_on_s.jpg&hash=71cd81fef5f9409001c32936adfbe2b9a4eae884)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F02%2F1412238695887_wps_139_After_being_pictured_on_s.jpg&hash=a214e3b9d71116f1c2fafdae3c9c348e7575f6cc)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2777471/White-Dee-earning-6-000-DAY-Benefits-Street-star-charging-1-500-hour-personal-appearances-nightclubs-awards-ceremonies-student-unions.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2777471/White-Dee-earning-6-000-DAY-Benefits-Street-star-charging-1-500-hour-personal-appearances-nightclubs-awards-ceremonies-student-unions.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2014, 01:30:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2014, 01:24:04 PM
Time to watch BM's blood pressure rise...  scared:

Who the hell would want to fork out £1500 - £3000 to have White Dee turn up at your nightclub/event???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Mind you looking at the photos it doesn't seem as if there are any future Nobel prize winners going to see her.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F02%2F1412238603979_wps_138_After_being_pictured_on_s.jpg&hash=71cd81fef5f9409001c32936adfbe2b9a4eae884)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F02%2F1412238695887_wps_139_After_being_pictured_on_s.jpg&hash=a214e3b9d71116f1c2fafdae3c9c348e7575f6cc)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2777471/White-Dee-earning-6-000-DAY-Benefits-Street-star-charging-1-500-hour-personal-appearances-nightclubs-awards-ceremonies-student-unions.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2777471/White-Dee-earning-6-000-DAY-Benefits-Street-star-charging-1-500-hour-personal-appearances-nightclubs-awards-ceremonies-student-unions.html)

Clearly still suffering from depression the poor 'girl'.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2014, 01:32:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2014, 01:24:04 PM
Time to watch BM's blood pressure rise...  scared:

Who the hell would want to fork out £1500 - £3000 to have White Dee turn up at your nightclub/event???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Mind you looking at the photos it doesn't seem as if there are any future Nobel prize winners going to see her.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F02%2F1412238603979_wps_138_After_being_pictured_on_s.jpg&hash=71cd81fef5f9409001c32936adfbe2b9a4eae884)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F02%2F1412238695887_wps_139_After_being_pictured_on_s.jpg&hash=a214e3b9d71116f1c2fafdae3c9c348e7575f6cc)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2777471/White-Dee-earning-6-000-DAY-Benefits-Street-star-charging-1-500-hour-personal-appearances-nightclubs-awards-ceremonies-student-unions.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2777471/White-Dee-earning-6-000-DAY-Benefits-Street-star-charging-1-500-hour-personal-appearances-nightclubs-awards-ceremonies-student-unions.html)

I would pay that to ensure she was nowhere near me.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2014, 07:35:51 AM
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/517859/Jeremy-Clarkson-outrage-driving-Argentina-Falklands-War-numberplate (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/517859/Jeremy-Clarkson-outrage-driving-Argentina-Falklands-War-numberplate)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 03, 2014, 10:23:53 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 03, 2014, 07:35:51 AM
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/517859/Jeremy-Clarkson-outrage-driving-Argentina-Falklands-War-numberplate (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/517859/Jeremy-Clarkson-outrage-driving-Argentina-Falklands-War-numberplate)
eeek:

Bit sad really, Ushuaia is one of the bestest places
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2014, 02:27:03 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 03, 2014, 07:35:51 AM
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/517859/Jeremy-Clarkson-outrage-driving-Argentina-Falklands-War-numberplate (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/517859/Jeremy-Clarkson-outrage-driving-Argentina-Falklands-War-numberplate)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2014, 06:59:59 PM
You shoved a potato up there to act as a contraceptive??  eeek: eeek: eeek:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

Hey Darwin, I may have found you a new micro turnip market  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2779551/Woman-used-potato-contraceptive-hospitalised-began-grow-roots.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2779551/Woman-used-potato-contraceptive-hospitalised-began-grow-roots.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 03, 2014, 07:27:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2014, 06:59:59 PM
You shoved a potato up there to act as a contraceptive??  eeek: eeek: eeek:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

Hey Darwin, I may have found you a new micro turnip market  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2779551/Woman-used-potato-contraceptive-hospitalised-began-grow-roots.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2779551/Woman-used-potato-contraceptive-hospitalised-began-grow-roots.html)

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2014, 07:44:05 PM
How do you not notice that there is a slight problem with the pair of hyenas you've bought for the zoo breeding program, they are both the same sex.  lol:

"Yes I can sell you a pair of hyenas for breeding. What's that you say? They are both male? No, no, those aren't testicles she errrrrrr....... she just has a bad case of piles."  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779655/Zookeepers-Japan-abandon-year-long-attempt-make-two-spotted-hyenas-mate-realise-MALE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779655/Zookeepers-Japan-abandon-year-long-attempt-make-two-spotted-hyenas-mate-realise-MALE.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2014, 08:12:14 PM
 eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11139297/King-Cobra-blamed-for-rise-in-number-of-disappearing-cats.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11139297/King-Cobra-blamed-for-rise-in-number-of-disappearing-cats.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 03, 2014, 08:16:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2014, 08:12:14 PM
eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11139297/King-Cobra-blamed-for-rise-in-number-of-disappearing-cats.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11139297/King-Cobra-blamed-for-rise-in-number-of-disappearing-cats.html)
Sussex  scared2:     CWMBO is not amused
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2014, 12:19:00 PM
 eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779730/Backpacker-s-horror-flea-hundreds-eggs-burst-FOOT-trip-Tanzania.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779730/Backpacker-s-horror-flea-hundreds-eggs-burst-FOOT-trip-Tanzania.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2014, 09:42:51 AM
Woman Who Married Herself Admits Friends Found Wedding 'A Bit Narcissistic' (http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/10/04/Woman-who-married-herself-admits-friends-found-wedding-a-bit-narcissistic)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2014, 11:11:09 AM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2014, 07:12:16 PM
Well if you don't like the idea of marrying yourself, how about marrying your stepson  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2781355/Stepmother-48-marries-stepson-45-ex-husband-witness-father-groom-couple-win-legal-right-tie-knot-France.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2781355/Stepmother-48-marries-stepson-45-ex-husband-witness-father-groom-couple-win-legal-right-tie-knot-France.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2014, 08:24:53 PM
Speed Camera Van out done

http://m.tickld.com/x/boys-steal-speed-van-license-plate-this-is-evil-but-genius (http://m.tickld.com/x/boys-steal-speed-van-license-plate-this-is-evil-but-genius)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2014, 08:29:54 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 05, 2014, 08:24:53 PM
Speed Camera Van out done

http://m.tickld.com/x/boys-steal-speed-van-license-plate-this-is-evil-but-genius (http://m.tickld.com/x/boys-steal-speed-van-license-plate-this-is-evil-but-genius)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 05, 2014, 09:04:53 PM
 Urban myth  (http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/snaptrap.asp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2014, 09:23:21 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 05, 2014, 09:04:53 PM
Urban myth  (http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/snaptrap.asp)

arse!

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 05, 2014, 09:45:21 PM
it would have been nice though  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2014, 01:50:27 PM
Fair play for wanting to raise money for a good cause but running from Florida to Bermuda? That suggests Darwin has had an influence...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2781518/I-want-bubble-Bungling-adventurer-trying-walk-ocean-rescued-getting-lost-upset-plastic-ball-wasn-t-saved-too.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2781518/I-want-bubble-Bungling-adventurer-trying-walk-ocean-rescued-getting-lost-upset-plastic-ball-wasn-t-saved-too.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2014, 08:36:48 AM
Clegg gets a kicking for 'borrowing' from Al Murray  lol:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/al-murray-is-not-news-but-he-has-vehemently-objected-to-being-mentioned-in-nick-cleggs-liberal-democrat-conference-speech-9784150.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/al-murray-is-not-news-but-he-has-vehemently-objected-to-being-mentioned-in-nick-cleggs-liberal-democrat-conference-speech-9784150.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2014, 07:02:07 PM
Sorry TMR, I know that this will just set off the 2 stooges...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2787792/dwarf-took-5ft-7in-fianc-e-romantic-meal-given-children-s-colouring-book-crayons-waitress.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2787792/dwarf-took-5ft-7in-fianc-e-romantic-meal-given-children-s-colouring-book-crayons-waitress.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2014, 03:48:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2014, 07:02:07 PM
Sorry TMR, I know that this will just set off the 2 stooges...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2787792/dwarf-took-5ft-7in-fianc-e-romantic-meal-given-children-s-colouring-book-crayons-waitress.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2787792/dwarf-took-5ft-7in-fianc-e-romantic-meal-given-children-s-colouring-book-crayons-waitress.html)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2014, 05:50:47 PM
Took you long enough to notice it Apey, you and BM must be getting old  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2014, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2014, 05:50:47 PM
Took you long enough to notice it Apey, you and BM must be getting old  whistle:

I am sick....... evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2014, 05:53:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 11, 2014, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2014, 05:50:47 PM
Took you long enough to notice it Apey, you and BM must be getting old  whistle:

I am sick....... evil:

Anyone who has seen some of the jokes you post on here could tell you that Apey  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2014, 05:54:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2014, 05:53:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 11, 2014, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2014, 05:50:47 PM
Took you long enough to notice it Apey, you and BM must be getting old  whistle:

I am sick....... evil:

Anyone who has seen some of the jokes you post on here could tell you that Apey  whistle:

 whistle:   redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2014, 06:50:56 PM
Coming down off a meth high you suddenly have the urge to break into someone's home and bugger a teddy bear??  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789264/burglar-caught-sex-teddy-bear-house-broken-leaving-dna-police-check.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789264/burglar-caught-sex-teddy-bear-house-broken-leaving-dna-police-check.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2014, 08:31:06 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:    noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2014, 04:55:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2014, 06:50:56 PM
Coming down off a meth high you suddenly have the urge to break into someone's home and bugger a teddy bear??  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789264/burglar-caught-sex-teddy-bear-house-broken-leaving-dna-police-check.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789264/burglar-caught-sex-teddy-bear-house-broken-leaving-dna-police-check.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2014, 09:00:57 AM
Not so much the headline but I thought that some of you may like the chance to reply to this inbred hick arse plus I don't think my response is going to make it past the site censors.  noooo: 

Basically the RFA Argus has arrived in Famouth to be resupplied before heading off to Africa to help with the Ebola outbreak there. Now the ship is a regular sight in the harbour and a lot of the crew are Cornish so there is a good relationship between the crew and the town. So checking the comments at the bottom of the article I was half expecting to see a load of messages from local well wishers. Then I found this guy

Quote
tornadobelt, Kansas, United States, 1 hour ago
You Brits are just so good at getting to the crisis ahead of everybody else, especially bungling Yanks. Blown up any more roadside Toyotas in Iraq lately? At least you seem to have stopped falling of balconies while on holiday.

To which someone  whistle: gave this reserved reply.

Quote
Ah, another armchair general who's military experience comes solely from playing Call of Duty. Of course you are absolutely right, blowing up roadside Toyotas is a far more heinous foul up than say dropping bombs on allied soldiers or civilian targets because you can't tell the difference between them and the target you are supposed to be aiming at. Maybe if you got off your fast food bloated backside and started watching something other than Fox News and the Playboy channel there is a slim chance you would at least appear to be less of a moron.

Something tells me that this won't make past the moderators.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789450/floating-hospital-rfa-argus-arrives-falmouth-loading-ahead-mission-sierra-leone-uk-ramps-efforts-contain-ebola-outbreak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789450/floating-hospital-rfa-argus-arrives-falmouth-loading-ahead-mission-sierra-leone-uk-ramps-efforts-contain-ebola-outbreak.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2014, 09:24:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2014, 09:00:57 AM
Not so much the headline but I thought that some of you may like the chance to reply to this inbred hick arse plus I don't think my response is going to make it past the site censors.  noooo: 

Basically the RFA Argus has arrived in Famouth to be resupplied before heading off to Africa to help with the Ebola outbreak there. Now the ship is a regular sight in the harbour and a lot of the crew are Cornish so there is a good relationship between the crew and the town. So checking the comments at the bottom of the article I was half expecting to see a load of messages from local well wishers. Then I found this guy

Quote
tornadobelt, Kansas, United States, 1 hour ago
You Brits are just so good at getting to the crisis ahead of everybody else, especially bungling Yanks. Blown up any more roadside Toyotas in Iraq lately? At least you seem to have stopped falling of balconies while on holiday.

To which someone  whistle: gave this reserved reply.

Quote
Ah, another armchair general who's military experience comes solely from playing Call of Duty. Of course you are absolutely right, blowing up roadside Toyotas is a far more heinous foul up than say dropping bombs on allied soldiers or civilian targets because you can't tell the difference between them and the target you are supposed to be aiming at. Maybe if you got off your fast food bloated backside and started watching something other than Fox News and the Playboy channel there is a slim chance you would at least appear to be less of a moron.

Something tells me that this won't make past the moderators.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789450/floating-hospital-rfa-argus-arrives-falmouth-loading-ahead-mission-sierra-leone-uk-ramps-efforts-contain-ebola-outbreak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789450/floating-hospital-rfa-argus-arrives-falmouth-loading-ahead-mission-sierra-leone-uk-ramps-efforts-contain-ebola-outbreak.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2014, 09:47:50 AM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Meister   and  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2014, 10:26:49 AM
30 seconds to write and half an hour to edit it so that it had a snowballs chance in hell of being allowed  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2014, 10:34:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2014, 10:26:49 AM
30 seconds to write and half an hour to edit it so that it had a snowballs chance in hell of being allowed  lol:
:thumbsup: Did you succeed?

The yanks never do understand that being the world's best at bombing wedding parties is actually a bad thing
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2014, 10:38:48 AM
No sign of it yet, given that it is the Mail I have a feeling that bashing Fox News may be the stumbling block  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2014, 04:50:17 PM
Surely you must have felt it moving around up there eeek:  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789909/i-three-inch-leech-nose-month-backpacker-saw-poking-nose-trip-round-south-east-asia-dismissed-congealed-blood-motorbike-crash.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789909/i-three-inch-leech-nose-month-backpacker-saw-poking-nose-trip-round-south-east-asia-dismissed-congealed-blood-motorbike-crash.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2014, 08:30:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2014, 04:50:17 PM
Surely you must have felt it moving around up there eeek:  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789909/i-three-inch-leech-nose-month-backpacker-saw-poking-nose-trip-round-south-east-asia-dismissed-congealed-blood-motorbike-crash.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789909/i-three-inch-leech-nose-month-backpacker-saw-poking-nose-trip-round-south-east-asia-dismissed-congealed-blood-motorbike-crash.html)
scared2: scared2:  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 12, 2014, 08:31:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 12, 2014, 08:30:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2014, 04:50:17 PM
Surely you must have felt it moving around up there eeek:  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789909/i-three-inch-leech-nose-month-backpacker-saw-poking-nose-trip-round-south-east-asia-dismissed-congealed-blood-motorbike-crash.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789909/i-three-inch-leech-nose-month-backpacker-saw-poking-nose-trip-round-south-east-asia-dismissed-congealed-blood-motorbike-crash.html)
scared2: scared2:  sick2:

not clicking........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2014, 09:21:15 PM
Basically she discovered that she had a leech as long as your forefinger and as thick as your thumb squatting in her nostril and the doctors had to pull it out Apey...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2014, 09:34:58 AM
So now we are starting to see armed clowns wandering round american towns at night and Miss D is over there on holiday. Am I the only one who thinks this will not end well......  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2790174/After-dark-clown-sightings-trouble-California-city.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2790174/After-dark-clown-sightings-trouble-California-city.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2014, 09:38:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2014, 09:34:58 AM
So now we are starting to see armed clowns wandering round american towns at night and Miss D is over there on holiday. Am I the only one who thinks this will not end well......  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2790174/After-dark-clown-sightings-trouble-California-city.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2790174/After-dark-clown-sightings-trouble-California-city.html)

 eeek:

They don't stand a chance....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2014, 09:47:51 AM
I'm thinking as much about the expanded arsenal that Miss D will have as a result of this....  scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2014, 09:48:37 AM
Avast behind..........

Oh, arsenal  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2014, 10:21:48 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 13, 2014, 09:48:37 AM
Avast behind..........

Oh, arsenal  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 13, 2014, 11:32:51 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2014, 01:52:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 13, 2014, 10:21:48 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 13, 2014, 09:48:37 AM
Avast behind..........

Oh, arsenal  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

The amount of times he makes comments like that I'm starting to wonder if Nick enjoys getting beaten by powerful women.........and BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2014, 11:06:31 PM
Animal.......brothels???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791515/sex-animals-banned-denmark-outcry-legal-loophole-minister-acts-country-magnet-sex-tourists.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791515/sex-animals-banned-denmark-outcry-legal-loophole-minister-acts-country-magnet-sex-tourists.html)

24% of Danes apparently don't support the ban? Those must have been 'interesting' surveys for the poor bugger doing them.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 14, 2014, 07:44:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2014, 11:06:31 PM
Animal.......brothels???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791515/sex-animals-banned-denmark-outcry-legal-loophole-minister-acts-country-magnet-sex-tourists.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791515/sex-animals-banned-denmark-outcry-legal-loophole-minister-acts-country-magnet-sex-tourists.html)

24% of Danes apparently don't support the ban? Those must have been 'interesting' surveys for the poor bugger doing them.  noooo:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

"poor bugger"   ::)

 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2014, 09:33:28 AM
I will clarify that I was on about the poor sod who had to stand there and ask random Danes that question. Something tells me therapy may have been needed by the end of that particular campaign.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2014, 10:56:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2014, 11:06:31 PM
Animal.......brothels???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791515/sex-animals-banned-denmark-outcry-legal-loophole-minister-acts-country-magnet-sex-tourists.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791515/sex-animals-banned-denmark-outcry-legal-loophole-minister-acts-country-magnet-sex-tourists.html)

24% of Danes apparently don't support the ban? Those must have been 'interesting' surveys for the poor bugger doing them.  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2014, 10:50:33 PM
That's an........interesting...........talent  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2793713/that-s-quite-party-trick-tattooed-model-breasts-time-symphony-mozart.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2793713/that-s-quite-party-trick-tattooed-model-breasts-time-symphony-mozart.html)

(While BM and Nick are distracted by the video, free bar folks......  whistle: )
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2014, 04:40:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2014, 10:50:33 PM
That's an........interesting...........talent  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2793713/that-s-quite-party-trick-tattooed-model-breasts-time-symphony-mozart.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2793713/that-s-quite-party-trick-tattooed-model-breasts-time-symphony-mozart.html)

(While BM and Nick are distracted by the video, free bar folks......  whistle: )

Tats.... Urgh!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2014, 06:30:53 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29634122 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29634122)   razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 16, 2014, 08:06:36 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 16, 2014, 06:30:53 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29634122 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29634122)   razz:
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 16, 2014, 08:08:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 16, 2014, 04:40:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2014, 10:50:33 PM
That's an........interesting...........talent  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2793713/that-s-quite-party-trick-tattooed-model-breasts-time-symphony-mozart.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2793713/that-s-quite-party-trick-tattooed-model-breasts-time-symphony-mozart.html)

(While BM and Nick are distracted by the video, free bar folks......  whistle: )

Tats.... Urgh!  sick2:
especially tats like that  sick2:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2014, 08:10:04 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 16, 2014, 06:30:53 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29634122 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29634122)   razz:

It had to be Plymouth  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 16, 2014, 07:15:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2014, 08:10:04 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 16, 2014, 06:30:53 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29634122 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29634122)   razz:

It had to be Plymouth  lol:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2014, 05:39:43 PM
W........T........F???????  eeek: eeek:

I can understand someone wanting to express themselves and show their individuality but this is a tad extreme. Something tells me his family disowned him less for their religious beliefs and more because he looks like a feckin moron  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F17%2F1413553806571_wps_21_MANDATORY_BYLINE_PIC_FROM.jpg&hash=b82bfb4ac1077bb714fd03aa184771b312d98871)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2797275/meet-devil-man-colombia-black-tattooed-eyeballs-horns-piercings-s-training-dj-really-does-best-tunes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2797275/meet-devil-man-colombia-black-tattooed-eyeballs-horns-piercings-s-training-dj-really-does-best-tunes.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2014, 06:51:28 PM
Simpleton uses same name for car and cat.... (http://www.simpletoncarcat.co.uk)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2014, 06:57:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2014, 05:39:43 PM
W........T........F???????  eeek: eeek:

I can understand someone wanting to express themselves and show their individuality but this is a tad extreme. Something tells me his family disowned him less for their religious beliefs and more because he looks like a feckin moron  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F17%2F1413553806571_wps_21_MANDATORY_BYLINE_PIC_FROM.jpg&hash=b82bfb4ac1077bb714fd03aa184771b312d98871)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2797275/meet-devil-man-colombia-black-tattooed-eyeballs-horns-piercings-s-training-dj-really-does-best-tunes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2797275/meet-devil-man-colombia-black-tattooed-eyeballs-horns-piercings-s-training-dj-really-does-best-tunes.html)
"horn implants"    horn:

What a total tosser, he ought to watch out someone doesn't give him a black eye.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2014, 07:00:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2014, 06:51:28 PM
Simpleton uses same name for car and cat.... (http://www.simpletoncarcat.co.uk)

Linky not werkin here.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2014, 07:00:26 PM
Quote from: Baldy on October 17, 2014, 07:00:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2014, 06:51:28 PM
Simpleton uses same name for car and cat.... (http://www.simpletoncarcat.co.uk)

Linky not werkin here.  noooo:

 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2014, 07:00:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2014, 07:00:26 PM
Quote from: Baldy on October 17, 2014, 07:00:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2014, 06:51:28 PM
Simpleton uses same name for car and cat.... (http://www.simpletoncarcat.co.uk)

Linky not werkin here.  noooo:

 point:
point: point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2014, 07:04:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 17, 2014, 07:00:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2014, 07:00:26 PM
Quote from: Baldy on October 17, 2014, 07:00:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2014, 06:51:28 PM
Simpleton uses same name for car and cat.... (http://www.simpletoncarcat.co.uk)

Linky not werkin here.  noooo:

 point:
point: point:

Only just read it.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2014, 07:09:10 PM
Quote from: Baldy on October 17, 2014, 07:04:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 17, 2014, 07:00:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2014, 07:00:26 PM
Quote from: Baldy on October 17, 2014, 07:00:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2014, 06:51:28 PM
Simpleton uses same name for car and cat.... (http://www.simpletoncarcat.co.uk)

Linky not werkin here.  noooo:

 point:
point: point:

Only just read it.  lol:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2014, 07:25:36 PM
Some mong can't tell pussies from pussy. No wonder the cats hate him  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2014, 08:29:59 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2801331/horrifying-moment-inch-long-moth-tic-pulled-man-s-ear-moth-alive.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2801331/horrifying-moment-inch-long-moth-tic-pulled-man-s-ear-moth-alive.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 21, 2014, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2014, 08:29:59 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2801331/horrifying-moment-inch-long-moth-tic-pulled-man-s-ear-moth-alive.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2801331/horrifying-moment-inch-long-moth-tic-pulled-man-s-ear-moth-alive.html)

Not clicking........ noooo:  yes I am BM.......... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2014, 04:54:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 21, 2014, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2014, 08:29:59 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2801331/horrifying-moment-inch-long-moth-tic-pulled-man-s-ear-moth-alive.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2801331/horrifying-moment-inch-long-moth-tic-pulled-man-s-ear-moth-alive.html)

Not clicking........ noooo:  yes I am BM.......... redface:

Not me....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2014, 09:03:25 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11178677/Conman-pretended-to-be-quadriplegic-for-two-years-but-was-caught-walking-around-Tesco.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11178677/Conman-pretended-to-be-quadriplegic-for-two-years-but-was-caught-walking-around-Tesco.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2014, 09:08:21 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 22, 2014, 09:03:25 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11178677/Conman-pretended-to-be-quadriplegic-for-two-years-but-was-caught-walking-around-Tesco.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11178677/Conman-pretended-to-be-quadriplegic-for-two-years-but-was-caught-walking-around-Tesco.html)

How about the fucking benefits he and his Mrs. have stolen???  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2014, 08:48:46 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/11179372/Grandmother-spends-4000-WiFi-proofing-home.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/11179372/Grandmother-spends-4000-WiFi-proofing-home.html)
 noooo:
Whatever happened to the good old tinfoil hat?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.indypendent.org%2Fwp-content%2Fphotos%2Flarge_woman_tin_foil_hat.jpg&hash=009d5bd2fb56b32fc20bde9135d205c426e0bedd)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2014, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2014, 08:48:46 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/11179372/Grandmother-spends-4000-WiFi-proofing-home.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/11179372/Grandmother-spends-4000-WiFi-proofing-home.html)
 noooo:
Whatever happened to the good old tinfoil hat?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.indypendent.org%2Fwp-content%2Fphotos%2Flarge_woman_tin_foil_hat.jpg&hash=009d5bd2fb56b32fc20bde9135d205c426e0bedd)

Nutters People started wearing cheap tin buckets instead   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2014, 10:59:26 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2014, 05:05:48 PM
People PAY to do this???  eeek:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 eveilgrin:


Kerching!!! Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2804870/Could-night-HORROR-HOUSE-24-000-people-lining-world-s-scariest-theme-hotel-no-one-s-yet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2804870/Could-night-HORROR-HOUSE-24-000-people-lining-world-s-scariest-theme-hotel-no-one-s-yet.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2014, 05:10:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2014, 05:05:48 PM
People PAY to do this???  eeek:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 eveilgrin:


Kerching!!! Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2804870/Could-night-HORROR-HOUSE-24-000-people-lining-world-s-scariest-theme-hotel-no-one-s-yet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2804870/Could-night-HORROR-HOUSE-24-000-people-lining-world-s-scariest-theme-hotel-no-one-s-yet.html)

Munny!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2014, 05:22:02 PM
The VP House of Horrors you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2014, 05:22:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2014, 05:22:02 PM
The VP House of Horrors you say...  rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2014, 05:24:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2014, 05:22:02 PM
The VP House of Horrors you say...  rubschin:

Nick could turn them into Jews!  Thumbs:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs27.postimg.org%2Fnboutk0b3%2Frusty_kitchen_knife_larp_foam_weapon_by_tanjae.jpg&hash=f930f575d9e51bc4a3d89e20891e0b2c212177d9) (http://postimg.org/image/nboutk0b3/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2014, 05:30:10 PM
You would trust Nick with a sharp knife around our customers???  eeek: eeek:

The idea is to terrify them not put them in hospital  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2014, 05:32:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2014, 05:30:10 PM
You would trust Nick with a sharp knife around our customers???  eeek: eeek:

The idea is to terrify them not put them in hospital  noooo:

Oh....

...I'm liking it less....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2014, 05:37:01 PM
Well it was better than my idea of making them wear clown costumes and introducing them to Miss D....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2014, 06:10:26 PM
Convincing experts that McDonald's is organic health food  happy002

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2804875/Dutch-pranksters-fool-food-experts-organic-convention-believing-MCDONALD-S-actually-new-healthy-dish.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2804875/Dutch-pranksters-fool-food-experts-organic-convention-believing-MCDONALD-S-actually-new-healthy-dish.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2014, 06:21:12 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: razz: razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2014, 04:16:17 PM
Hmm, photograph taken by an employee of a rival estate agents.... The list of suspects is rather short methinks  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2805879/Now-s-property-porn-Estate-agent-left-red-faced-adult-channel-TV-screen-window.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2805879/Now-s-property-porn-Estate-agent-left-red-faced-adult-channel-TV-screen-window.html)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2014, 04:34:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2014, 04:16:17 PM
Hmm, photograph taken by an employee of a rival estate agents.... The list of suspects is rather short methinks  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2805879/Now-s-property-porn-Estate-agent-left-red-faced-adult-channel-TV-screen-window.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2805879/Now-s-property-porn-Estate-agent-left-red-faced-adult-channel-TV-screen-window.html)

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 24, 2014, 07:33:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2014, 04:16:17 PM
Hmm, photograph taken by an employee of a rival estate agents.... The list of suspects is rather short methinks  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2805879/Now-s-property-porn-Estate-agent-left-red-faced-adult-channel-TV-screen-window.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2805879/Now-s-property-porn-Estate-agent-left-red-faced-adult-channel-TV-screen-window.html)

 lol:
happy001

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2014, 06:58:26 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791369/20-stone-minister-public-health-accused-big-credible-hits-saying-s-s-inside-counts.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791369/20-stone-minister-public-health-accused-big-credible-hits-saying-s-s-inside-counts.html)

 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2014, 07:17:08 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 25, 2014, 06:58:26 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791369/20-stone-minister-public-health-accused-big-credible-hits-saying-s-s-inside-counts.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791369/20-stone-minister-public-health-accused-big-credible-hits-saying-s-s-inside-counts.html)

 point:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2014, 12:02:01 AM
A blind darts team using a piece of string to help them aim? Fair play to them, what's the worst that can happen.  rubschin:

Quote
'However, on the night people might want to stand back a little bit as I don't think we get any points for hitting the spectators.'

scared:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2800091/britain-s-blind-darts-team-called-optimists-use-string-help-hit-bullseye.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2800091/britain-s-blind-darts-team-called-optimists-use-string-help-hit-bullseye.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2014, 04:45:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2014, 12:02:01 AM
A blind darts team using a piece of string to help them aim? Fair play to them, what's the worst that can happen.  rubschin:

Quote
'However, on the night people might want to stand back a little bit as I don't think we get any points for hitting the spectators.'

scared:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2800091/britain-s-blind-darts-team-called-optimists-use-string-help-hit-bullseye.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2800091/britain-s-blind-darts-team-called-optimists-use-string-help-hit-bullseye.html)

They could play a girls team...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2014, 09:26:38 AM
If it stops speeding accidents then it's worth it but talk about not pulling any punches  eeek:

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/shocking-northern-ireland-road-safety-video-banned-before-watershed-shows-speeding-car-killing-entire-group-of-children-30376228.html (http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/shocking-northern-ireland-road-safety-video-banned-before-watershed-shows-speeding-car-killing-entire-group-of-children-30376228.html)


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2014, 09:39:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2014, 09:26:38 AM
If it stops speeding accidents then it's worth it but talk about not pulling any punches  eeek:

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/shocking-northern-ireland-road-safety-video-banned-before-watershed-shows-speeding-car-killing-entire-group-of-children-30376228.html (http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/shocking-northern-ireland-road-safety-video-banned-before-watershed-shows-speeding-car-killing-entire-group-of-children-30376228.html)

 eeek:

But, I can't see it affecting the morons that don't bother with tax, insurance or MoTs or even a driving licence in some cases....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2014, 11:07:12 PM
A total cock up you say...  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29799542 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29799542)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 28, 2014, 11:08:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2014, 11:07:12 PM
A total cock up you say...  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29799542 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29799542)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 28, 2014, 11:10:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 28, 2014, 11:08:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2014, 11:07:12 PM
A total cock up you say...  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29799542 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29799542)

 ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on October 28, 2014, 11:23:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 28, 2014, 11:10:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 28, 2014, 11:08:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2014, 11:07:12 PM
A total cock up you say...  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29799542 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29799542)

 ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: plus a free sheep?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2014, 08:53:32 AM
Quote from: Baldy on October 28, 2014, 11:23:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 28, 2014, 11:10:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 28, 2014, 11:08:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2014, 11:07:12 PM
A total cock up you say...  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29799542 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29799542)

 ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: plus a free sheep?

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

I think the press are too hard on Tesco sometimes.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2014, 12:16:16 AM
£712 for a bloody crisp?? People will buy any old shite on Ebay  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2814587/World-s-longest-Hula-Hoop-sells-712-Ebay.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2814587/World-s-longest-Hula-Hoop-sells-712-Ebay.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2014, 12:21:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2014, 12:16:16 AM
£712 for a bloody crisp?? People will buy any old shite on Ebay  eeek:  .
eeek:

Oh yes People will buy all sorts of useless stuff on EBay (http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_nkw=quadcopter&_dcat=123847&rt=nc&LH_ItemCondition=4)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2014, 05:03:14 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 31, 2014, 12:21:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2014, 12:16:16 AM
£712 for a bloody crisp?? People will buy any old shite on Ebay  eeek:  .
eeek:

Oh yes People will buy all sorts of useless stuff on EBay (http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_nkw=quadcopter&_dcat=123847&rt=nc&LH_ItemCondition=4)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2014, 10:17:22 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11198179/Psychopaths-to-run-the-country-after-Armageddon.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11198179/Psychopaths-to-run-the-country-after-Armageddon.html)

No change there then :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2014, 11:53:38 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 31, 2014, 10:17:22 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11198179/Psychopaths-to-run-the-country-after-Armageddon.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11198179/Psychopaths-to-run-the-country-after-Armageddon.html)

No change there then :thumbsup:
Classic Maily Telegraph.  Take a small fact about an underling's oddball ideas and wildly extrapolate it in the Bollocksphere  ::)

I mourn the loss of what was once a serious newspaper
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2014, 12:45:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 31, 2014, 11:53:38 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 31, 2014, 10:17:22 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11198179/Psychopaths-to-run-the-country-after-Armageddon.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11198179/Psychopaths-to-run-the-country-after-Armageddon.html)

No change there then :thumbsup:
Classic Maily Telegraph.  Take a small fact about an underling's oddball ideas and wildly extrapolate it in the Bollocksphere  ::)

I mourn the loss of what was once a serious newspaper

Agree, the Daily Tellytubby is complete bollox now.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2014, 12:50:16 PM
Friends, Russians, Crackpots..........lend me your ears  redface:

http://www.vocativ.com/world/russia/earlobe-russia-protest/ (http://www.vocativ.com/world/russia/earlobe-russia-protest/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2014, 12:54:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2014, 12:50:16 PM
Friends, Russians, Crackpots..........lend me your ears  redface:

http://www.vocativ.com/world/russia/earlobe-russia-protest/ (http://www.vocativ.com/world/russia/earlobe-russia-protest/)

Earworm alert!  cussing:

http://youtu.be/DohRa9lsx0Q (http://youtu.be/DohRa9lsx0Q)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2014, 12:55:22 PM
It's interesting to see how BM's mind works...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2014, 12:56:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2014, 12:55:22 PM
It's interesting to see how BM's mind works...  whistle:

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2014, 01:11:52 AM
I guess he didn't want to come quietly  redface:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/andrew-frey-meth-masturbating_n_4518225.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/andrew-frey-meth-masturbating_n_4518225.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2014, 06:14:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2014, 01:11:52 AM
I guess he didn't want to come quietly  redface:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/andrew-frey-meth-masturbating_n_4518225.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/andrew-frey-meth-masturbating_n_4518225.html)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 01, 2014, 04:33:58 PM
Posted on cyprus forum



Peyia Women's Ass Fashion Show 19.11.


crap they changed it ..... evil:


http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=55881&sid=87395e6e2823f8207d359495722975ed (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=55881&sid=87395e6e2823f8207d359495722975ed)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2014, 06:19:17 PM
Darwin, I take my hat off to you. As lateral thinking goes, this attempt to clean the gene pool would have been genius.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2816706/What-THINKING-moment-man-climbs-dead-whale-carcass-school-SHARKS-close-freezing-frenzy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2816706/What-THINKING-moment-man-climbs-dead-whale-carcass-school-SHARKS-close-freezing-frenzy.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2014, 02:04:03 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2014, 02:10:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2014, 02:04:03 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html)

Most Russians are head cases.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2014, 02:13:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2014, 02:04:03 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html)

I'd prolly snap my neck if I had a great big fuzzy head like that....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2014, 02:17:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2014, 02:13:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2014, 02:04:03 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html)

I'd prolly snap my neck if I had a great big fuzzy head like that....  noooo:

Form a queue.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 05:33:54 AM
West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-29923081)

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 06:09:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2014, 05:33:54 AM
West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-29923081)

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened... ::)

No wonder they both had heart attacks after swimming all the way to Petra tou Romiou from Paphos!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 06:18:12 AM
Quote from: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 06:09:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2014, 05:33:54 AM
West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-29923081)

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened... ::)

No wonder they both had heart attacks after swimming all the way to Petra tou Romiou from Paphos!

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 06:29:11 AM
I want to see a British Asian Prime Minister, says David Cameron (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/11212217/I-want-to-see-a-British-Asian-Prime-Minister-says-David-Cameron.html)

Quote
David Cameron has said he wants to see a British Asian Prime Minister in his lifetime.

Mr Cameron made the remarks at an awards dinner in central London where Sajid Javid, the Culture secretary who is widely tipped as his successor, topped a power list of the most influential Asians in the UK.

Mr Cameron told the GG2 Leadership Awards: "Let us think big about what Britons of all backgrounds can achieve.

"When I hear 'sir', 'your honour' or 'right honourable', I want them to be followed by a British Asian name."

To cheers he added: "One day I want to hear that title 'Prime Minister' followed by a British Asian name."

Fuck off, fuck right off!  cussing:

What is it with these people? Shrugs:

Why does it matter what the ethnicity is? Surely, you want the best man or woman for the job - somebody that can actually do the job, do it well and not be an utter fuckwit like Cameron...  Angry9:

FFS! the country is completely FUBAR!  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 08:54:08 AM
Quote from: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 06:09:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2014, 05:33:54 AM
West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-29923081)

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened... ::)

No wonder they both had heart attacks after swimming all the way to Petra tou Romiou from Paphos!

I posted that on Faceache with the predictable response....

Quote
I think that remark was totally uncalled for. There are families grieving for their lost loved ones and you make a flippant remark like that. Very bad taste.

 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 10:30:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2014, 08:54:08 AM
Quote from: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 06:09:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2014, 05:33:54 AM
West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-29923081)

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened... ::)

No wonder they both had heart attacks after swimming all the way to Petra tou Romiou from Paphos!

I posted that on Faceache with the predictable response....

Quote
I think that remark was totally uncalled for. There are families grieving for their lost loved ones and you make a flippant remark like that. Very bad taste.

 ::)

They were on a bowling holiday at The Athena Beach Hotel, my parents were due to be playing against the team.....my dad might get a bye and be able to take a seat at the bar instead.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 10:37:46 AM
Quote from: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 10:30:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2014, 08:54:08 AM
Quote from: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 06:09:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2014, 05:33:54 AM
West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-29923081)

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened... ::)

No wonder they both had heart attacks after swimming all the way to Petra tou Romiou from Paphos!

I posted that on Faceache with the predictable response....

Quote
I think that remark was totally uncalled for. There are families grieving for their lost loved ones and you make a flippant remark like that. Very bad taste.

 ::)

They were on a bowling holiday at The Athena Beach Hotel, my parents were due to be playing against the team.....my dad might get a bye and be able to take a seat at the bar instead.  Thumbs:

Result!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 10:43:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2014, 06:29:11 AM
I want to see a British Asian Prime Minister, says David Cameron (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/11212217/I-want-to-see-a-British-Asian-Prime-Minister-says-David-Cameron.html)

Quote
David Cameron has said he wants to see a British Asian Prime Minister in his lifetime.

Mr Cameron made the remarks at an awards dinner in central London where Sajid Javid, the Culture secretary who is widely tipped as his successor, topped a power list of the most influential Asians in the UK.

Mr Cameron told the GG2 Leadership Awards: "Let us think big about what Britons of all backgrounds can achieve.

"When I hear 'sir', 'your honour' or 'right honourable', I want them to be followed by a British Asian name."

To cheers he added: "One day I want to hear that title 'Prime Minister' followed by a British Asian name."

Fuck off, fuck right off!  cussing:

What is it with these people? Shrugs:

Why does it matter what the ethnicity is? Surely, you want the best man or woman for the job - somebody that can actually do the job, do it well and not be an utter fuckwit like Cameron...  Angry9:

FFS! the country is completely FUBAR!  Banghead



 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 10:44:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2014, 10:37:46 AM
Quote from: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 10:30:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2014, 08:54:08 AM
Quote from: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 06:09:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2014, 05:33:54 AM
West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-29923081)

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened... ::)

No wonder they both had heart attacks after swimming all the way to Petra tou Romiou from Paphos!

I posted that on Faceache with the predictable response....

Quote
I think that remark was totally uncalled for. There are families grieving for their lost loved ones and you make a flippant remark like that. Very bad taste.

 ::)

They were on a bowling holiday at The Athena Beach Hotel, my parents were due to be playing against the team.....my dad might get a bye and be able to take a seat at the bar instead.  Thumbs:

Result!  Thumbs:

 ;D  rubschin:  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2014, 01:19:51 PM
Wonder if we can nominate someone instead...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822765/Wildlife-filmmaker-EATEN-ALIVE-anaconda-using-snake-proof-suit-cameras-record-all.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822765/Wildlife-filmmaker-EATEN-ALIVE-anaconda-using-snake-proof-suit-cameras-record-all.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2014, 01:37:26 PM
Flamethrowers in cricket? With a little more work this could become new extreme sport...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822879/Australian-cricketer-set-FIRE-flame-throwers-Adelaide-Oval.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822879/Australian-cricketer-set-FIRE-flame-throwers-Adelaide-Oval.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2014, 01:19:51 PM
Wonder if we can nominate someone instead...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822765/Wildlife-filmmaker-EATEN-ALIVE-anaconda-using-snake-proof-suit-cameras-record-all.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822765/Wildlife-filmmaker-EATEN-ALIVE-anaconda-using-snake-proof-suit-cameras-record-all.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2014, 12:35:18 AM
I am so glad I don't watch daytime television  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2823515/Viewers-horrified-man-VASECTOMY-live-TV-camera-leaves-imagination.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2823515/Viewers-horrified-man-VASECTOMY-live-TV-camera-leaves-imagination.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2014, 06:08:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2014, 12:35:18 AM
I am so glad I don't watch daytime television  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2823515/Viewers-horrified-man-VASECTOMY-live-TV-camera-leaves-imagination.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2823515/Viewers-horrified-man-VASECTOMY-live-TV-camera-leaves-imagination.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2014, 08:28:33 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-29931269 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-29931269)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2014, 08:30:58 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 07, 2014, 08:28:33 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-29931269 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-29931269)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2014, 10:15:43 AM
Lessons will be learned, of course....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-29944507 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-29944507)

oops

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29943441
 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29943441)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2014, 10:35:17 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 07, 2014, 10:15:43 AM
Lessons will be learned, of course....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-29944507 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-29944507)

oops

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29943441
 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29943441)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2014, 02:47:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2014, 08:30:58 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 07, 2014, 08:28:33 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-29931269 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-29931269)

 eeek:

I would have thought eating former girlfriends was commonplace round there?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fc%2Fc4%2FLleyn_sheep.jpg&hash=80c7b0461ce31b92429962e1296ba86c906e2dfd)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2014, 01:48:27 PM
Community policing at its best, I feel safer already  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824190/Schoolgirl-7-suffers-facial-injury-armed-police-officer-accidentally-fires-gun-demonstration-young-colouring-competition-winners.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824190/Schoolgirl-7-suffers-facial-injury-armed-police-officer-accidentally-fires-gun-demonstration-young-colouring-competition-winners.html)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824969/Police-officer-accidentally-pepper-sprays-children-young-four-bungled-classroom-display-just-days-girl-7-injured-firearms-demonstration.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824969/Police-officer-accidentally-pepper-sprays-children-young-four-bungled-classroom-display-just-days-girl-7-injured-firearms-demonstration.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 08, 2014, 02:02:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2014, 01:48:27 PM
Community policing at its best, I feel safer already  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824190/Schoolgirl-7-suffers-facial-injury-armed-police-officer-accidentally-fires-gun-demonstration-young-colouring-competition-winners.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824190/Schoolgirl-7-suffers-facial-injury-armed-police-officer-accidentally-fires-gun-demonstration-young-colouring-competition-winners.html)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824969/Police-officer-accidentally-pepper-sprays-children-young-four-bungled-classroom-display-just-days-girl-7-injured-firearms-demonstration.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824969/Police-officer-accidentally-pepper-sprays-children-young-four-bungled-classroom-display-just-days-girl-7-injured-firearms-demonstration.html)

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2014, 02:15:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2014, 01:48:27 PM
Community policing at its best, I feel safer already  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824190/Schoolgirl-7-suffers-facial-injury-armed-police-officer-accidentally-fires-gun-demonstration-young-colouring-competition-winners.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824190/Schoolgirl-7-suffers-facial-injury-armed-police-officer-accidentally-fires-gun-demonstration-young-colouring-competition-winners.html)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824969/Police-officer-accidentally-pepper-sprays-children-young-four-bungled-classroom-display-just-days-girl-7-injured-firearms-demonstration.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824969/Police-officer-accidentally-pepper-sprays-children-young-four-bungled-classroom-display-just-days-girl-7-injured-firearms-demonstration.html)

AFFS! ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2014, 03:02:03 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2014, 02:59:26 PM
WTF??? Why the hell did this seem like a good idea? Were you pissed?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F11%2F18%2F23427C7700000578-0-image-20_1416306469044.jpg&hash=8759b4acc4f197a77b22b735cd7b3dbe27f5fc6a)

You don't look like a platypus, you look like a dickhead  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2839127/The-human-platypus-Russian-designer-eight-parts-face-stretched-total-9-inches-duck-bill-like-Australian-animal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2839127/The-human-platypus-Russian-designer-eight-parts-face-stretched-total-9-inches-duck-bill-like-Australian-animal.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 18, 2014, 07:19:10 PM
Fuckwittery reaches new heights.  Or should that be Duckwittery
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2014, 08:03:45 PM
I did love the line

Quote
Mr Bolotov is currently single but says there's a woman he loves from afar

Well I guess that he will be easy for her to pick out of a police line up...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 20, 2014, 05:47:22 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-30134107 (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-30134107)

 noooo:


 ;D


 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2014, 05:52:05 PM
Foggy's exciting weekend  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2014, 06:33:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 20, 2014, 05:47:22 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-30134107 (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-30134107)

 noooo:


 ;D


 redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 20, 2014, 08:08:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2014, 06:33:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 20, 2014, 05:47:22 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-30134107 (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-30134107)

 noooo:


 ;D


 redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2014, 05:35:38 AM
How bloody fast was he going  eeek:

"When Bono came a cropper on his bike in New York City’s Central Park we didn’t imagine his injuries were quite as serious as they turned out to be. The U2 frontman required two separate surgeries, the first lasting five hours on Sunday, after breaking his arm in six places and fracturing his eye socket, hand and shoulder blade."

 lol:   redface: 

Should go in the comedy room I think  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2014, 03:47:28 PM
How long do you think it will be before the creator get's a polonium enema  lol:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/09/putin-butt-plug_n_4930725.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/09/putin-butt-plug_n_4930725.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2014, 04:00:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2014, 03:47:28 PM
How long do you think it will be before the creator get's a polonium enema  lol:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/09/putin-butt-plug_n_4930725.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/09/putin-butt-plug_n_4930725.html)


And how did you find that....? Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2014, 04:02:28 PM
Watching Russell Howard's Good News earlier  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2014, 04:04:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2014, 04:02:28 PM
Watching Russell Howard's Good News earlier  lol:

 char048
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2014, 04:17:17 PM
Where do you think I get a lot of the strange stories I've posted in here from  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2014, 04:25:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2014, 04:17:17 PM
Where do you think I get a lot of the strange stories I've posted in here from  :thumbsup:

Most of us discretely avoid that question.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2014, 04:35:43 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2014, 04:25:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2014, 04:17:17 PM
Where do you think I get a lot of the strange stories I've posted in here from  :thumbsup:

Most of us discretely avoid that question.  noooo:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2014, 04:37:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2014, 04:25:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2014, 04:17:17 PM
Where do you think I get a lot of the strange stories I've posted in here from  :thumbsup:

Most of us discretely avoid that question.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2014, 04:47:44 PM
People on here can be discrete?  eeek:


I must have blinked and missed that  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2014, 03:33:50 PM
Holy shit!!  eeek: eeek:






 redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2847432/House-obliterated-15-people-taken-hospital-huge-excrement-pit-explodes-China.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2847432/House-obliterated-15-people-taken-hospital-huge-excrement-pit-explodes-China.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2014, 08:42:28 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30205410 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30205410)  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2014, 09:22:35 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 27, 2014, 08:42:28 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30205410 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30205410)  eeek:

We have cats!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2014, 10:45:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2014, 03:33:50 PM
Holy shit!!  eeek: eeek:






 redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2847432/House-obliterated-15-people-taken-hospital-huge-excrement-pit-explodes-China.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2847432/House-obliterated-15-people-taken-hospital-huge-excrement-pit-explodes-China.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Right time for some rithmatik.  China is that far away, explosive force travels that fast so .. . . .


Quick everyone, time for those dustbin lids  shitstorm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2014, 10:48:19 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 27, 2014, 08:42:28 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30205410 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30205410)  eeek:
evil: Switzerland, lovely scenery just too many dodgy people
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2014, 10:53:25 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 27, 2014, 10:45:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2014, 03:33:50 PM
Holy shit!!  eeek: eeek:






 redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2847432/House-obliterated-15-people-taken-hospital-huge-excrement-pit-explodes-China.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2847432/House-obliterated-15-people-taken-hospital-huge-excrement-pit-explodes-China.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Right time for some rithmatik.  China is that far away, explosive force travels that fast so .. . . .


Quick everyone, time for those dustbin lids  shitstorm:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2014, 11:53:44 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 27, 2014, 08:42:28 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30205410 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30205410)  eeek:

"Chats Noiraigue"

***snigger***


 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2014, 09:11:28 PM
 eeek: Words fail me  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2851910/Russian-circus-attaches-hamsters-balloons-DROPS-children-gifts-dead-arrival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2851910/Russian-circus-attaches-hamsters-balloons-DROPS-children-gifts-dead-arrival.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2014, 10:51:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2014, 09:11:28 PM
eeek: Words fail me  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2851910/Russian-circus-attaches-hamsters-balloons-DROPS-children-gifts-dead-arrival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2851910/Russian-circus-attaches-hamsters-balloons-DROPS-children-gifts-dead-arrival.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2014, 10:54:26 PM
I think that the only thing that could have made it even more horrific for the kids would have been if they were playing the hamster dance at the same time.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2014, 06:53:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2014, 09:11:28 PM
eeek: Words fail me  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2851910/Russian-circus-attaches-hamsters-balloons-DROPS-children-gifts-dead-arrival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2851910/Russian-circus-attaches-hamsters-balloons-DROPS-children-gifts-dead-arrival.html)

Do what now...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2014, 01:47:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2014, 06:53:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2014, 09:11:28 PM
eeek: Words fail me  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2851910/Russian-circus-attaches-hamsters-balloons-DROPS-children-gifts-dead-arrival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2851910/Russian-circus-attaches-hamsters-balloons-DROPS-children-gifts-dead-arrival.html)

Do what now...? Shrugs:

http://youtu.be/K_q4S7lZeik (http://youtu.be/K_q4S7lZeik)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2014, 08:59:02 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/25/muhammad-gullistan-shoots-niece_n_6218248.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000021&ir=Crime (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/25/muhammad-gullistan-shoots-niece_n_6218248.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000021&ir=Crime)

How could she be listening to music if she was dead??  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2014, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 29, 2014, 08:59:02 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/25/muhammad-gullistan-shoots-niece_n_6218248.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000021&ir=Crime (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/25/muhammad-gullistan-shoots-niece_n_6218248.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000021&ir=Crime)

How could she be listening to music if she was dead??  rubschin:

Come on now, we have all been tempted to murder youngsters who play very loud music.

I want to know more about this "33-bore pistol" though.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2014, 07:18:04 PM
He used the tree to route the electricity??  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F11%2F29%2F2396823D00000578-2853951-Rogue_landlords_built_the_conversion_around_a_tree-39_1417262800952.jpg&hash=f85a17cd56ca47d0ff6aa41e7761e030ea253b35)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F11%2F29%2F2396830D00000578-0-image-40_1417262800954.jpg&hash=fa9d9db02e5ad911c31922fb3a4878ef13257bde) 

It's as if the landlord was the lovechild of Nick and Apey  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2853951/Would-believe-Squalid-eight-bedroom-house-rented-rogue-landlords-appalling-conditions-40-000-year-TREE-poking-one-rooms-route-electricity.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2853951/Would-believe-Squalid-eight-bedroom-house-rented-rogue-landlords-appalling-conditions-40-000-year-TREE-poking-one-rooms-route-electricity.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2014, 07:22:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2014, 07:18:04 PM
He used the tree to route the electricity??  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F11%2F29%2F2396823D00000578-2853951-Rogue_landlords_built_the_conversion_around_a_tree-39_1417262800952.jpg&hash=f85a17cd56ca47d0ff6aa41e7761e030ea253b35)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F11%2F29%2F2396830D00000578-0-image-40_1417262800954.jpg&hash=fa9d9db02e5ad911c31922fb3a4878ef13257bde) 

It's as if the landlord was the lovechild of Nick and Apey  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2853951/Would-believe-Squalid-eight-bedroom-house-rented-rogue-landlords-appalling-conditions-40-000-year-TREE-poking-one-rooms-route-electricity.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2853951/Would-believe-Squalid-eight-bedroom-house-rented-rogue-landlords-appalling-conditions-40-000-year-TREE-poking-one-rooms-route-electricity.html)

In the fourth picture you can see Mr. Stew!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2014, 08:45:21 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fgtcon76bx%2Fshag2.jpg&hash=4edf88eebff85b491907b9f6a7ed6bd46515bd8e) (http://postimg.org/image/gtcon76bx/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2014, 08:50:07 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 30, 2014, 08:45:21 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fgtcon76bx%2Fshag2.jpg&hash=4edf88eebff85b491907b9f6a7ed6bd46515bd8e) (http://postimg.org/image/gtcon76bx/)

 ;D ;D ;D excellent........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2014, 08:58:37 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 30, 2014, 08:45:21 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fgtcon76bx%2Fshag2.jpg&hash=4edf88eebff85b491907b9f6a7ed6bd46515bd8e) (http://postimg.org/image/gtcon76bx/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2014, 09:21:13 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2854421/Minister-staged-obscene-Commons-debate-BET-Tory-says-c-k-six-times-lewd-stunt-sailor-pals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2854421/Minister-staged-obscene-Commons-debate-BET-Tory-says-c-k-six-times-lewd-stunt-sailor-pals.html)  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2014, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 30, 2014, 09:21:13 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2854421/Minister-staged-obscene-Commons-debate-BET-Tory-says-c-k-six-times-lewd-stunt-sailor-pals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2854421/Minister-staged-obscene-Commons-debate-BET-Tory-says-c-k-six-times-lewd-stunt-sailor-pals.html)  razz:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on November 30, 2014, 10:50:29 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 30, 2014, 08:45:21 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fgtcon76bx%2Fshag2.jpg&hash=4edf88eebff85b491907b9f6a7ed6bd46515bd8e) (http://postimg.org/image/gtcon76bx/)

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2014, 02:53:40 PM
How pissed do you have to be to start thinking "I wonder what is stronger, my grip or an airliner's jet engines"  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 02, 2014, 05:32:55 PM
To whoever made the complaint, I'm sorry you haven't a clue  Banghead

Quote
The listener took her complaint to the BBC Trust and quoted a United Nations Special Rapporteur on Violence Against Women, who in discussing UK society, had referred to a 'boys' club sexist culture' and said that the media was responsible for 'negative and over-sexualised portrayals of women'. 

Samantha isn't real you blithering idiot and don't forget that Sven also gets mentioned fairly regularly, are you going to campaign for his rights as well.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2857233/BBC-investigated-imaginary-character-sexism-victim.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2857233/BBC-investigated-imaginary-character-sexism-victim.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 02, 2014, 09:44:51 PM
Quote from: Baldy on November 30, 2014, 10:50:29 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 30, 2014, 08:45:21 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fgtcon76bx%2Fshag2.jpg&hash=4edf88eebff85b491907b9f6a7ed6bd46515bd8e) (http://postimg.org/image/gtcon76bx/)

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 03, 2014, 07:59:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2014, 02:53:40 PM
How pissed do you have to be to start thinking "I wonder what is stronger, my grip or an airliner's jet engines"  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html)

It's an A320, not an A321  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2014, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on December 03, 2014, 07:59:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2014, 02:53:40 PM
How pissed do you have to be to start thinking "I wonder what is stronger, my grip or an airliner's jet engines"  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html)

It's an A320, not an A321  ::)

(https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2769/4452926438_6fc97af28c_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2014, 01:48:57 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2014, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on December 03, 2014, 07:59:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2014, 02:53:40 PM
How pissed do you have to be to start thinking "I wonder what is stronger, my grip or an airliner's jet engines"  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html)

It's an A320, not an A321  ::)

(https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2769/4452926438_6fc97af28c_m.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2014, 04:35:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2014, 01:48:57 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2014, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on December 03, 2014, 07:59:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2014, 02:53:40 PM
How pissed do you have to be to start thinking "I wonder what is stronger, my grip or an airliner's jet engines"  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html)

It's an A320, not an A321  ::)

(https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2769/4452926438_6fc97af28c_m.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 03, 2014, 05:13:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2014, 12:02:59 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on December 03, 2014, 07:59:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2014, 02:53:40 PM
How pissed do you have to be to start thinking "I wonder what is stronger, my grip or an airliner's jet engines"  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html)

It's an A320, not an A321  ::)

(https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2769/4452926438_6fc97af28c_m.jpg)

Stick to tractors,  turnip muncher
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2014, 10:14:25 PM
W...........T...........F?????  eeek:                              sick2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F12%2F04%2F23BD435600000578-0-image-a-19_1417706408488.jpg&hash=4b772c831a09dc18c4abc0a16e09e489e2fa729c)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2860878/Don-t-try-home-Adventurer-branded-Ninja-Serpents-wraps-snake-tarantula-puts-MOUTH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2860878/Don-t-try-home-Adventurer-branded-Ninja-Serpents-wraps-snake-tarantula-puts-MOUTH.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2014, 10:15:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2014, 10:14:25 PM
W...........T...........F?????  eeek:                              sick2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F12%2F04%2F23BD435600000578-0-image-a-19_1417706408488.jpg&hash=4b772c831a09dc18c4abc0a16e09e489e2fa729c)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2860878/Don-t-try-home-Adventurer-branded-Ninja-Serpents-wraps-snake-tarantula-puts-MOUTH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2860878/Don-t-try-home-Adventurer-branded-Ninja-Serpents-wraps-snake-tarantula-puts-MOUTH.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2014, 08:51:20 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/12/24-wedding-name-combos-bad-might-want-call-whole-thing-28638/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/12/24-wedding-name-combos-bad-might-want-call-whole-thing-28638/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 08:52:47 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 07, 2014, 08:51:20 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/12/24-wedding-name-combos-bad-might-want-call-whole-thing-28638/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/12/24-wedding-name-combos-bad-might-want-call-whole-thing-28638/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2014, 10:08:53 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 07, 2014, 08:51:20 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/12/24-wedding-name-combos-bad-might-want-call-whole-thing-28638/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/12/24-wedding-name-combos-bad-might-want-call-whole-thing-28638/)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2014, 10:12:02 AM
Quadcopter menace (http://www.wcarn.com/news/39/39712.html)  rubschin:

Does BM have an alibi?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 10:35:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 07, 2014, 10:12:02 AM
Quadcopter menace (http://www.wcarn.com/news/39/39712.html)  rubschin:

Does BM have an alibi?

Yep he doesn't know how to work his....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2014, 10:36:12 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 10:35:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 07, 2014, 10:12:02 AM
Quadcopter menace (http://www.wcarn.com/news/39/39712.html)  rubschin:

Does BM have an alibi?

Yep he doesn't know how to work his....... Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2014, 10:49:08 AM
Quote from: Baldy on December 07, 2014, 10:36:12 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 10:35:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 07, 2014, 10:12:02 AM
Quadcopter menace (http://www.wcarn.com/news/39/39712.html)  rubschin:

Does BM have an alibi?

Yep he doesn't know how to work his....... Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 10:57:41 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 10:35:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 07, 2014, 10:12:02 AM
Quadcopter menace (http://www.wcarn.com/news/39/39712.html)  rubschin:

Does BM have an alibi?

Yep he doesn't know how to work his....... Thumbs:

Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2014, 10:59:21 AM
M'lud the accused has admitted his guilt!

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 11:03:22 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 07, 2014, 10:59:21 AM
M'lud the accused has admitted his guilt!

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2014, 12:19:48 AM
I'm almost afraid to ask what the hell he did that required this level of revenge..  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2868998/Is-worst-girlfriend-Woman-covers-loo-paper-pepper-spray-prank-boyfriend-didn-t-think-good-toilet-humour.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2868998/Is-worst-girlfriend-Woman-covers-loo-paper-pepper-spray-prank-boyfriend-didn-t-think-good-toilet-humour.html)

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

http://youtu.be/It7107ELQvY (http://youtu.be/It7107ELQvY)

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2014, 07:27:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2014, 12:19:48 AM
I'm almost afraid to ask what the hell he did that required this level of revenge..  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2868998/Is-worst-girlfriend-Woman-covers-loo-paper-pepper-spray-prank-boyfriend-didn-t-think-good-toilet-humour.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2868998/Is-worst-girlfriend-Woman-covers-loo-paper-pepper-spray-prank-boyfriend-didn-t-think-good-toilet-humour.html)

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

http://youtu.be/It7107ELQvY (http://youtu.be/It7107ELQvY)

 redface:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 11, 2014, 10:02:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2014, 07:27:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2014, 12:19:48 AM
I'm almost afraid to ask what the hell he did that required this level of revenge..  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2868998/Is-worst-girlfriend-Woman-covers-loo-paper-pepper-spray-prank-boyfriend-didn-t-think-good-toilet-humour.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2868998/Is-worst-girlfriend-Woman-covers-loo-paper-pepper-spray-prank-boyfriend-didn-t-think-good-toilet-humour.html)

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

http://youtu.be/It7107ELQvY (http://youtu.be/It7107ELQvY)

 redface:

 noooo:
happy001

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2014, 07:04:42 PM
I wonder what her answer would be......  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2872701/Crane-topples-house-dramatic-proposal-Netherlands.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2872701/Crane-topples-house-dramatic-proposal-Netherlands.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2014, 10:05:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2014, 07:04:42 PM
I wonder what her answer would be......  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2872701/Crane-topples-house-dramatic-proposal-Netherlands.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2872701/Crane-topples-house-dramatic-proposal-Netherlands.html)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2014, 10:30:42 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/12/australian-newspaper-put-foot-benedict-cumberbatch-29429/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/12/australian-newspaper-put-foot-benedict-cumberbatch-29429/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2014, 10:47:21 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 13, 2014, 10:30:42 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/12/australian-newspaper-put-foot-benedict-cumberbatch-29429/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/12/australian-newspaper-put-foot-benedict-cumberbatch-29429/)
happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2014, 12:51:13 PM
Republicans you say......  rubschin: That would explain a hell of a lot.

http://video.foxnews.com/v/3890658622001/scientists-say-theyve-stumbled-upon-stupidity-virus/?#sp=show-clips (http://video.foxnews.com/v/3890658622001/scientists-say-theyve-stumbled-upon-stupidity-virus/?#sp=show-clips)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2014, 05:24:22 PM
I was quite shocked by the news from Sidney today. I had absolutely no idea any Australians drank coffee.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 05:26:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2014, 05:24:22 PM
I was quite shocked by the news from Sidney today. I had absolutely no idea any Australians drank coffee.

 ;D ;D ;D

May steal that one........ redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2014, 05:30:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 05:26:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2014, 05:24:22 PM
I was quite shocked by the news from Sidney today. I had absolutely no idea any Australians drank coffee.

 ;D ;D ;D

May steal that one........ redface:
:thumbsup:

So long as you attribute it correctly. ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 15, 2014, 05:33:18 PM
Who is Sidney?

Is he named something like some place in Australia?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 05:37:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2014, 05:24:22 PM
I was quite shocked by the news from Sidney today. I had absolutely no idea any Australians drank coffee.

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2014, 07:39:47 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on December 15, 2014, 05:33:18 PM
Who is Sidney?

Is he named something like some place in Australia?

....That'll be the gay Australian that left Adelaide for that place.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 07:44:30 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 15, 2014, 07:39:47 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on December 15, 2014, 05:33:18 PM
Who is Sidney?

Is he named something like some place in Australia?

....That'll be the gay Australian that left Adelaide for that place.  Thumbs:

Cool hand luke........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2014, 07:46:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 07:44:30 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 15, 2014, 07:39:47 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on December 15, 2014, 05:33:18 PM
Who is Sidney?

Is he named something like some place in Australia?

....That'll be the gay Australian that left Adelaide for that place.  Thumbs:

Cool hand luke........ rubschin:

Thas him.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2014, 08:47:45 PM
A religion of peace slaughters 8,000 Christians....  (http://shoebat.com/2014/11/26/major-massacre-christians-right-midst-8000-christians-just-slaughtered-muslims/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2014, 09:59:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2014, 08:47:45 PM
A religion of peace slaughters 8,000 Christians....  (http://shoebat.com/2014/11/26/major-massacre-christians-right-midst-8000-christians-just-slaughtered-muslims/)

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: barmisspah? on December 18, 2014, 03:19:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2014, 08:47:45 PM
A religion of peace slaughters 8,000 Christians....  (http://shoebat.com/2014/11/26/major-massacre-christians-right-midst-8000-christians-just-slaughtered-muslims/)
[/

Sorry but everybody knows Nigerians can't count.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2014, 03:25:17 PM
Quote from: barmisspah? on December 18, 2014, 03:19:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2014, 08:47:45 PM
A religion of peace slaughters 8,000 Christians....  (http://shoebat.com/2014/11/26/major-massacre-christians-right-midst-8000-christians-just-slaughtered-muslims/)
[/

Sorry but everybody knows Nigerians can't count.

They can work the quote system tho!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: barmisspah? on December 18, 2014, 04:05:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2014, 03:25:17 PM
Quote from: barmisspah? on December 18, 2014, 03:19:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2014, 08:47:45 PM
A religion of peace slaughters 8,000 Christians....  (http://shoebat.com/2014/11/26/major-massacre-christians-right-midst-8000-christians-just-slaughtered-muslims/)
[/

Sorry but everybody knows Nigerians can't count.

They can work the quote system tho!  ;D

Proof please
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2014, 04:08:43 PM
Quote from: barmisspah? on December 18, 2014, 04:05:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2014, 03:25:17 PM
Quote from: barmisspah? on December 18, 2014, 03:19:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2014, 08:47:45 PM
A religion of peace slaughters 8,000 Christians....  (http://shoebat.com/2014/11/26/major-massacre-christians-right-midst-8000-christians-just-slaughtered-muslims/)
[/

Sorry but everybody knows Nigerians can't count.

They can work the quote system tho!  ;D

Proof please

I tells ya,

If I let the absolute flood of new membership applications that we (and other SMF forums) are receiving at the moment through, you'd be seeing Nigerian scammers quoting like professionals...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2014, 08:14:13 PM
Maybe we could just send them after this guy BM, he's obviously a gormless gullible twat with too much money handy  noooo:

£150k blown on plastic surgery because he want's to look like Kim Kardashian. I hate to break it to you but you look like something out of an LSD inspired Jim Henson nightmare.  point:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F12%2F18%2F2422931200000578-2878560-image-a-87_1418885237541.jpg&hash=4705d970d09f8c6e8c5745f4ef20ef23287a8243)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2878560/Kim-Kardashian-fan-Jordan-James-Parke-spent-150-000-FIFTY-cosmetic-procedures-transform-idol.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2878560/Kim-Kardashian-fan-Jordan-James-Parke-spent-150-000-FIFTY-cosmetic-procedures-transform-idol.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2014, 08:18:49 PM
After two nights at the windmill I know how he feels

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/09/02/brazilian-man-born-with-upside-down-head-defies-odds-to-become-public-speaker/ (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/09/02/brazilian-man-born-with-upside-down-head-defies-odds-to-become-public-speaker/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2014, 08:43:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2014, 08:14:13 PM
Maybe we could just send them after this guy BM, he's obviously a gormless gullible twat with too much money handy  noooo:

£150k blown on plastic surgery because he want's to look like Kim Kardashian. I hate to break it to you but you look like something out of an LSD inspired Jim Henson nightmare.  point:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F12%2F18%2F2422931200000578-2878560-image-a-87_1418885237541.jpg&hash=4705d970d09f8c6e8c5745f4ef20ef23287a8243)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2878560/Kim-Kardashian-fan-Jordan-James-Parke-spent-150-000-FIFTY-cosmetic-procedures-transform-idol.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2878560/Kim-Kardashian-fan-Jordan-James-Parke-spent-150-000-FIFTY-cosmetic-procedures-transform-idol.html)

Hole fuck!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2014, 05:11:16 PM
Just when you start to think everything is all doom and gloom you find a gem like this and realise there are still decent people out there  Thumbs:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30511262 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30511262)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 19, 2014, 05:23:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2014, 05:11:16 PM
Just when you start to think everything is all doom and gloom you find a gem like this and realise there are still decent people out there  Thumbs:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30511262 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30511262)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 19, 2014, 05:24:40 PM
Quote from: barmisspah? on December 18, 2014, 03:19:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2014, 08:47:45 PM
A religion of peace slaughters 8,000 Christians....  (http://shoebat.com/2014/11/26/major-massacre-christians-right-midst-8000-christians-just-slaughtered-muslims/)
[/

Sorry but everybody knows Nigerians can't count.

....or use the quote facility.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2014, 08:16:45 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fxl87mye2z%2Fshields.jpg&hash=958b95d73b5a2cecd53703137597c88e86457948) (http://postimg.org/image/xl87mye2z/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2014, 08:22:48 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 21, 2014, 08:16:45 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fxl87mye2z%2Fshields.jpg&hash=958b95d73b5a2cecd53703137597c88e86457948) (http://postimg.org/image/xl87mye2z/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 21, 2014, 09:33:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2014, 08:22:48 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 21, 2014, 08:16:45 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fxl87mye2z%2Fshields.jpg&hash=958b95d73b5a2cecd53703137597c88e86457948) (http://postimg.org/image/xl87mye2z/)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2014, 10:13:06 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 21, 2014, 09:33:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2014, 08:22:48 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 21, 2014, 08:16:45 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fxl87mye2z%2Fshields.jpg&hash=958b95d73b5a2cecd53703137597c88e86457948) (http://postimg.org/image/xl87mye2z/)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2014, 11:11:36 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 21, 2014, 08:16:45 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fxl87mye2z%2Fshields.jpg&hash=958b95d73b5a2cecd53703137597c88e86457948) (http://postimg.org/image/xl87mye2z/)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on December 21, 2014, 11:34:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 21, 2014, 11:11:36 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 21, 2014, 08:16:45 AM

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 ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2014, 12:01:21 PM
Quote from: Baldy on December 21, 2014, 10:13:06 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 21, 2014, 09:33:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2014, 08:22:48 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 21, 2014, 08:16:45 AM

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2014, 06:30:15 AM
I do love the 'just one more' bit in the video  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2883792/Red-faced-BBC-reporter-Quentin-Sommerville-gets-high-reporting-stack-burning-drugs-warns-viewers-Don-t-inhale.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2883792/Red-faced-BBC-reporter-Quentin-Sommerville-gets-high-reporting-stack-burning-drugs-warns-viewers-Don-t-inhale.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2014, 06:33:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2014, 06:30:15 AM
I do love the 'just one more' bit in the video  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2883792/Red-faced-BBC-reporter-Quentin-Sommerville-gets-high-reporting-stack-burning-drugs-warns-viewers-Don-t-inhale.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2883792/Red-faced-BBC-reporter-Quentin-Sommerville-gets-high-reporting-stack-burning-drugs-warns-viewers-Don-t-inhale.html)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 23, 2014, 09:18:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 23, 2014, 06:33:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2014, 06:30:15 AM
I do love the 'just one more' bit in the video  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2883792/Red-faced-BBC-reporter-Quentin-Sommerville-gets-high-reporting-stack-burning-drugs-warns-viewers-Don-t-inhale.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2883792/Red-faced-BBC-reporter-Quentin-Sommerville-gets-high-reporting-stack-burning-drugs-warns-viewers-Don-t-inhale.html)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2014, 09:55:08 AM
When is an orangutan not an orangutan  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/12/21/uk-argentina-orangutan-idUKKBN0JZ0QA20141221 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/12/21/uk-argentina-orangutan-idUKKBN0JZ0QA20141221)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 23, 2014, 10:53:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2014, 09:55:08 AM
When is an orangutan not an orangutan  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/12/21/uk-argentina-orangutan-idUKKBN0JZ0QA20141221 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/12/21/uk-argentina-orangutan-idUKKBN0JZ0QA20141221)
;D  Good result in this case but wider application of same might be complete daftness.  The Free Mr Stew movement is likely already preparing its case

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 23, 2014, 11:09:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 23, 2014, 10:53:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2014, 09:55:08 AM
When is an orangutan not an orangutan  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/12/21/uk-argentina-orangutan-idUKKBN0JZ0QA20141221 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/12/21/uk-argentina-orangutan-idUKKBN0JZ0QA20141221)
;D  Good result in this case but wider application of same might be complete daftness.  The Free Mr Stew movement is likely already preparing its case

I think it has already escaped...... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2014, 03:14:39 PM
Lives in Cyprus you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2014, 03:16:11 PM
"MR Nick has stopped puking but is no longer able to look at food. He can, however, drink Port".
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2014, 03:25:49 PM
Not exactly a headline but Mr Stew's typing skills are impressive   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2014, 03:44:35 PM
"My Stew is my beshtest friend," claims Nottingham man
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2014, 07:50:28 PM
A good night .......... rubschin:

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=56486 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=56486)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2014, 08:17:59 AM
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http://www.emirates247.com/crime/region/donkey-rape-sparks-tribal-massacre-in-yemen-2012-05-21-1.459649
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2014, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 25, 2014, 07:50:28 PM
A good night .......... rubschin:

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=56486 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=56486)

At  least you know where it is this time....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2014, 01:58:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 27, 2014, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 25, 2014, 07:50:28 PM
A good night .......... rubschin:

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=56486 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=56486)

At  least you know where it is this time....  Thumbs:

 ;D ;D

 rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2014, 07:05:17 PM
Islamic Suicide Bomber Trainer Accidentally Blows Up His Entire Class (http://theuspatriot.com/2014/05/28/islamic-suicide-bomber-trainer-accidentally-blows-up-his-entire-class/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2014, 07:15:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 27, 2014, 07:05:17 PM
Islamic Suicide Bomber Trainer Accidentally Blows Up His Entire Class (http://theuspatriot.com/2014/05/28/islamic-suicide-bomber-trainer-accidentally-blows-up-his-entire-class/)

happy001

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2014, 10:27:24 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on December 28, 2014, 10:29:33 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 28, 2014, 10:27:24 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2014, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 28, 2014, 10:27:24 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 28, 2014, 11:26:41 AM
Quote from: Baldy on December 28, 2014, 10:29:33 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 28, 2014, 10:27:24 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/)

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happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2014, 06:19:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2014, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 28, 2014, 10:27:24 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/)

 ;D

Quadcopter target practice you say....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2014, 06:38:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2014, 06:19:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2014, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 28, 2014, 10:27:24 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/)

 ;D

Quadcopter target practice you say....  rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 28, 2014, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2014, 06:38:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2014, 06:19:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2014, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 28, 2014, 10:27:24 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/)

 ;D

Quadcopter target practice you say....  rubschin:

 evil:

It has to fly first......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2014, 06:40:19 PM
He'd miss  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2014, 06:43:20 PM
::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2014, 08:38:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 28, 2014, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2014, 06:38:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2014, 06:19:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2014, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 28, 2014, 10:27:24 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/)

 ;D

Quadcopter target practice you say....  rubschin:

 evil:

It has to fly first......... noooo:

More danger to it from a depth-charge than a shotgun.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 28, 2014, 08:48:19 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2014, 08:38:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 28, 2014, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2014, 06:38:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2014, 06:19:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2014, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 28, 2014, 10:27:24 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/)

 ;D

Quadcopter target practice you say....  rubschin:

 evil:

It has to fly first......... noooo:

More danger to it from a depth-charge than a shotgun.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2014, 06:45:23 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2014, 08:38:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 28, 2014, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2014, 06:38:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2014, 06:19:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2014, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on December 28, 2014, 10:27:24 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/10/glorious-26th-to-mark-start-of-first-video-camera-drone-shooting-season/)

 ;D

Quadcopter target practice you say....  rubschin:

 evil:

It has to fly first......... noooo:

More danger to it from a depth-charge than a shotgun.

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2015, 04:39:53 PM
Barbers and blindfolds...  eeek:

Sounds like one of Nick's adventures  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.falmouthpacket.co.uk%2Fresources%2Fimages%2F3457521.jpg%3Fdisplay%3D1%26amp%3Bhtype%3D0%26amp%3Btype%3Dmc2&hash=2c3cb000641d6bd87ca832a6ed1c109b7e089c7b)

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/11695657.Close_shave_as_blindfolded_Falmouth_barber_cuts_hair_for_funds/ (http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/11695657.Close_shave_as_blindfolded_Falmouth_barber_cuts_hair_for_funds/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2015, 04:41:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2015, 04:39:53 PM
Barbers and blindfolds...  eeek:

Sounds like one of Nick's adventures  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.falmouthpacket.co.uk%2Fresources%2Fimages%2F3457521.jpg%3Fdisplay%3D1%26amp%3Bhtype%3D0%26amp%3Btype%3Dmc2&hash=2c3cb000641d6bd87ca832a6ed1c109b7e089c7b)

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/11695657.Close_shave_as_blindfolded_Falmouth_barber_cuts_hair_for_funds/ (http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fpfalmouth/11695657.Close_shave_as_blindfolded_Falmouth_barber_cuts_hair_for_funds/)

Think they do BM's hair......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2015, 04:53:12 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30654731 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30654731)

Hurrah  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2015, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 02, 2015, 04:53:12 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30654731 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30654731)

Hurrah  :thumbsup:

 ;D  and no talking........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2015, 05:04:02 PM
I wonder how they advertised the role "Stupid bastard needed to use camera. Minimal sense of self preservation essential"  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2894031/That-closest-call-Watch-cameraman-gets-metres-lava-bombs-explode-raging-volcano.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2894031/That-closest-call-Watch-cameraman-gets-metres-lava-bombs-explode-raging-volcano.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2015, 05:31:55 PM
'Bullet proof' baseball caps...Why do I get the feeling this is going to turn out to be Darwin's latest gadget to cleanse the gene pool....  rubschin:

I can imagine the carnage in the deep south where deaths among rednecks have exponentially grown as they can't tell the difference between an armoured baseball cap and a $2 one from Wallmart  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2894294/Bulletproof-baseball-cap-claims-repel-bullets-fired-close-range-wearer-gets-shot-forehead.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2894294/Bulletproof-baseball-cap-claims-repel-bullets-fired-close-range-wearer-gets-shot-forehead.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2015, 06:42:12 PM
A part time job where the 'lucky' candidate would be shot with paintballs for 2 hours a day with just a pair of goggles as safety equipment?

Quote
The advertised role states that whilst the paintball gun shots will be carried out and monitored by trained professionals with a wealth of experience, the role may pose a small risk of pain, discomfort and some bruising.

The job advert also states that the successful applicant may also occasionally have to wear limited items of clothing whilst the paint bullets are being tested, in order to research some "worst case" scenarios.

The successful applicant will be required to stand on the spot whilst paint balls are fired at them, but they won't have any protective gear and may also occasionally be required to be shot at with paint balls whilst in motion, such as when walking, running or jumping.

The job has flexible working hours, around one to two hours a day, and a pro rata salary of £40,000.

Just who are the 10k idiots who applied for this??  eeek:

Quote
Comments in the applications included:

"I'm a rugby player and I used to play airsoft without protection so I know physical pain. I can also break watermelon with my head.

"I always dreamed of being face-covered by paint while screaming so I think I can be the perfect tester."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11322099/Paintball-tester-advert-attracts-10000-applications.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11322099/Paintball-tester-advert-attracts-10000-applications.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2015, 06:47:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2015, 06:42:12 PM
A part time job where the 'lucky' candidate would be shot with paintballs for 2 hours a day with just a pair of goggles as safety equipment?

Quote
The advertised role states that whilst the paintball gun shots will be carried out and monitored by trained professionals with a wealth of experience, the role may pose a small risk of pain, discomfort and some bruising.

The job advert also states that the successful applicant may also occasionally have to wear limited items of clothing whilst the paint bullets are being tested, in order to research some "worst case" scenarios.

The successful applicant will be required to stand on the spot whilst paint balls are fired at them, but they won't have any protective gear and may also occasionally be required to be shot at with paint balls whilst in motion, such as when walking, running or jumping.

The job has flexible working hours, around one to two hours a day, and a pro rata salary of £40,000.

Just who are the 10k idiots who applied for this??  eeek:

Quote
Comments in the applications included:

"I'm a rugby player and I used to play airsoft without protection so I know physical pain. I can also break watermelon with my head.

"I always dreamed of being face-covered by paint while screaming so I think I can be the perfect tester."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11322099/Paintball-tester-advert-attracts-10000-applications.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11322099/Paintball-tester-advert-attracts-10000-applications.html)

How much per hour .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2015, 06:50:12 PM
A new job for Foggy, you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2015, 07:01:09 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 02, 2015, 06:50:12 PM
A new job for Foggy, you say?  rubschin:

If BM was shooting ..I'll do it........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2015, 07:02:42 PM
Bear in mind the tests would include being hit at ranges that not even BM could miss at...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2015, 07:03:18 PM
Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2015, 07:04:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2015, 07:02:42 PM
Bear in mind the tests would include being hit at ranges that not even BM could miss at...  rubschin:

Standing on his feet....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2015, 07:11:05 PM
ANd Foggy flat on her back?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2015, 07:24:12 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/new-zealand-isis-jihadist-accidentally-tweets-his-location-from-syria-9952682.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/new-zealand-isis-jihadist-accidentally-tweets-his-location-from-syria-9952682.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2015, 07:27:53 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 03, 2015, 07:24:12 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/new-zealand-isis-jihadist-accidentally-tweets-his-location-from-syria-9952682.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/new-zealand-isis-jihadist-accidentally-tweets-his-location-from-syria-9952682.html)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2015, 09:22:02 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/phil-neville-made-first-cup-4912739 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/phil-neville-made-first-cup-4912739)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2015, 09:33:58 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 04, 2015, 09:22:02 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/phil-neville-made-first-cup-4912739 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/phil-neville-made-first-cup-4912739)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2015, 08:39:13 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-30681476 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-30681476)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2015, 08:47:07 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 05, 2015, 08:39:13 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-30681476 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-30681476)

"looked very drunk".........no shit sherlock 3 am .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2015, 08:53:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 05, 2015, 08:47:07 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 05, 2015, 08:39:13 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-30681476 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-30681476)

"looked very drunk".........no shit sherlock 3 am .......... noooo:

They always look pissed....  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Ff061c99sb%2F80cm_retro_space_hopper_orange.jpg&hash=6c82c4ee3a885ada37033ca7a36c0219ce201bf9) (http://postimg.org/image/f061c99sb/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2015, 09:03:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2015, 08:53:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 05, 2015, 08:47:07 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 05, 2015, 08:39:13 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-30681476 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-30681476)

"looked very drunk".........no shit sherlock 3 am .......... noooo:

They always look pissed....  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Ff061c99sb%2F80cm_retro_space_hopper_orange.jpg&hash=6c82c4ee3a885ada37033ca7a36c0219ce201bf9) (http://postimg.org/image/f061c99sb/)
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2015, 09:26:36 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2015, 09:03:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2015, 08:53:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 05, 2015, 08:47:07 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 05, 2015, 08:39:13 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-30681476 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-30681476)

"looked very drunk".........no shit sherlock 3 am .......... noooo:

They always look pissed....  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Ff061c99sb%2F80cm_retro_space_hopper_orange.jpg&hash=6c82c4ee3a885ada37033ca7a36c0219ce201bf9) (http://postimg.org/image/f061c99sb/)
lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2015, 09:28:31 PM
Football club sells tickets for game that will never happen  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30680502 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30680502)

 rubschin: what could we sell tickets for?   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2015, 09:29:54 PM
BM's quadcopter's succcessful flight?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2015, 09:31:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2015, 09:28:31 PM
Football club sells tickets for game that will never happen  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30680502 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30680502)

 rubschin: what could we sell tickets for?

Nick's Scunthorpe tours....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2015, 09:31:57 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 05, 2015, 09:29:54 PM
BM's quadcopter's succcessful flight?

Moves house deeds from left pocket to right pocket.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2015, 09:37:37 PM
Miss D's all new "Cooking with Marmite"  book
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2015, 09:40:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2015, 09:37:37 PM
Miss D's all new "Cooking with Marmite"  book

BM's cook book......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2015, 09:56:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 05, 2015, 09:40:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2015, 09:37:37 PM
Miss D's all new "Cooking with Marmite"  book

LL's cook book......... noooo:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2015, 09:58:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2015, 09:56:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 05, 2015, 09:40:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2015, 09:37:37 PM
Miss D's all new "Cooking with Marmite"  book

LL's cook book......... noooo:

 whistle:

Glad you said that.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2015, 12:51:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2015, 09:28:31 PM
Football club sells tickets for game that will never happen  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30680502 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30680502)

 rubschin: what could we sell tickets for?

Nicks choux-choux railway trips.

Steves hog roast.

Apeys charity ball.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2015, 01:02:17 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2015, 12:51:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2015, 09:28:31 PM
Football club sells tickets for game that will never happen  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30680502 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30680502)

 rubschin: what could we sell tickets for?

Nicks choux-choux railway trips.

Steves hog roast.

Apeys charity ball.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2015, 05:49:49 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2015, 06:19:37 PM
Nazi cows  eeek: scared2: scared2:

http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/british-farmer-forced-to-turn-half-his-murderous-herd-of-nazi-cows-into-sausages-9958988.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/british-farmer-forced-to-turn-half-his-murderous-herd-of-nazi-cows-into-sausages-9958988.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2015, 07:32:37 PM
Don't know if the assistant is brave or suicidal  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2898533/Heart-stopping-moment-knife-thrower-live-Lithuanian-TV-talent-slices-assistant-s-hand-one-blade-hits-HEAD-another.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2898533/Heart-stopping-moment-knife-thrower-live-Lithuanian-TV-talent-slices-assistant-s-hand-one-blade-hits-HEAD-another.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2015, 11:06:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2015, 12:51:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2015, 09:28:31 PM
Football club sells tickets for game that will never happen  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30680502 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30680502)

 rubschin: what could we sell tickets for?

Nicks choux-choux railway trips.

Steves hog roast.

Apeys charity ball.

Oi  cussing:  Who was BBQing Buffalo not so long ago?


 lol: lol: lol: by the way


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2015, 11:11:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 06, 2015, 11:06:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2015, 12:51:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2015, 09:28:31 PM
Football club sells tickets for game that will never happen  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30680502 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30680502)

 rubschin: what could we sell tickets for?

Nicks choux-choux railway trips.

Steves hog roast.

Apeys charity ball.

Oi  cussing:  Who was BBQing Buffalo not so long ago?


 lol: lol: lol: by the way

What a load of bull........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2015, 12:42:44 PM
Looks like a religion of peace has struck again (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30710883)....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2015, 12:45:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2015, 12:42:44 PM
Looks like a religion of peace has struck again (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30710883)....  noooo:

Scum...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 07, 2015, 01:00:36 PM
http://order-order.com/2015/01/07/watch-paris-killers-shouting-allahu-akbar/ (http://order-order.com/2015/01/07/watch-paris-killers-shouting-allahu-akbar/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2015, 02:35:00 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 07, 2015, 01:00:36 PM
http://order-order.com/2015/01/07/watch-paris-killers-shouting-allahu-akbar/ (http://order-order.com/2015/01/07/watch-paris-killers-shouting-allahu-akbar/)

Well the Muslims have certainly taught the French satirists not to say Islam is violent.... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2015, 07:41:09 AM
http://www.10news.com/news/deputies-poway-teens-18th-birthday-party-features-playboy-mansion-theme-alcohol-01052014 (http://www.10news.com/news/deputies-poway-teens-18th-birthday-party-features-playboy-mansion-theme-alcohol-01052014)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2015, 12:11:38 PM
How the hell did someone not notice that this was about as convincing as Donald Trump's hairpiece  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2900967/Is-worst-counterfeit-Fake-20-just-two-photocopies-stapled-shop-ACCEPTED-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2900967/Is-worst-counterfeit-Fake-20-just-two-photocopies-stapled-shop-ACCEPTED-it.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2015, 12:23:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2015, 12:11:38 PM
How the hell did someone not notice that this was about as convincing as Donald Trump's hairpiece  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2900967/Is-worst-counterfeit-Fake-20-just-two-photocopies-stapled-shop-ACCEPTED-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2900967/Is-worst-counterfeit-Fake-20-just-two-photocopies-stapled-shop-ACCEPTED-it.html)
eeek:   staff collusion methinks
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2015, 02:35:46 PM
There are times I'm glad that I'm not that much of a drinker...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2903320/Now-S-wee-dram-Conman-filled-bottles-URINE-sold-whisky-tourists.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2903320/Now-S-wee-dram-Conman-filled-bottles-URINE-sold-whisky-tourists.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2015, 02:40:57 PM
Thank goodness BM drinks all the competition prizes  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2015, 02:44:52 PM
True, but I have my doubts about the lager here....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2015, 02:50:53 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 02:40:57 PM
Thank goodness BM drinks all the competition prizes  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2015, 02:51:27 PM
He's taking the piss  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2015, 07:06:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2015, 02:35:46 PM
There are times I'm glad that I'm not that much of a drinker...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2903320/Now-S-wee-dram-Conman-filled-bottles-URINE-sold-whisky-tourists.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2903320/Now-S-wee-dram-Conman-filled-bottles-URINE-sold-whisky-tourists.html)

"The 35-year-old, from Blackpool, was spared jail for the sickening offence and was handed a 70 day jail term suspended for 12 months after he admitted fraud"  evil: Banghead Banghead

FFS lock him up and throw away the key and only allow him to drink his own 'products'.   He's a dangerous nutter, he will never be anything other than a dangerous nutter.  Set an example to others.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2015, 07:19:13 PM
Abu the Hook jailed for life and as a bonus it's in the USA so costs us nothing  Party001: Party001: Party001:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30754959 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30754959)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2015, 07:25:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 09, 2015, 07:19:13 PM
Abu the Hook jailed for life and as a bonus it's in the USA so costs us nothing  Party001: Party001: Party001:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30754959 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30754959)

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 10, 2015, 03:10:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 09, 2015, 07:19:13 PM
Abu the Hook jailed for life and as a bonus it's in the USA so costs us nothing   Party001: Party001: Party001:



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30754959 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30754959)

Not only that, in the US, life means LIFE! He will, in all probability, cark it behind bars . . .      Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 10, 2015, 05:34:55 PM
 eeek: eeek: sad24:

God help us! (http://news.investors.com/110514-725124-sweden-cdes-control-of-muslim-areas.htm)

How long before it's happening here? Should I run a poll? Should I run . . .  But where to? They're everywhere - like rats . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2015, 11:54:44 PM
The executive director of the Investigative Project on Terrorism has gone on Fox News (that famously unbiased and liberal news channel) and declared that Birmingham is a Muslim only city and that in London "Muslim religious police" beat "anyone who doesn't dress according to Muslim, religious Muslim attire".

If Bush was still in office I'd be starting to get worried about an invasion  noooo:

Some of the replies have been brilliant though

Quote
One claimed: "Birmingham's refuse collectors are all Bin Laden."

Another tweet said: "As someone born and raised in Birmingham, I must admit there was a pressure to read the Kerrang."

If we British can't do anything else, we can always take the piss  :thumbsup:

He later apologised about his comments concerning the 'beautiful city of Birmingham' so obviously the moron hasn't been anywhere near there  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30773297 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30773297)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 11, 2015, 11:57:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2015, 11:54:44 PM
The executive director of the Investigative Project on Terrorism has gone on Fox News (that famously unbiased and liberal news channel) and declared that Birmingham is a Muslim only city and that in London "Muslim religious police" beat "anyone who doesn't dress according to Muslim, religious Muslim attire".

If Bush was still in office I'd be starting to get worried about an invasion  noooo:

Some of the replies have been brilliant though

Quote
One claimed: "Birmingham's refuse collectors are all Bin Laden."

Another tweet said: "As someone born and raised in Birmingham, I must admit there was a pressure to read the Kerrang."

If we British can't do anything else, we can always take the piss  :thumbsup:

He later apologised about his comments concerning the 'beautiful city of Birmingham' so obviously the moron hasn't been anywhere near there  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30773297 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30773297)

Kerrang,,,,,, ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2015, 11:59:45 PM
That was the one that had me chuckling Apey. We may need to explain it to some of the other members though  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2015, 12:00:41 AM
 Not to me.   lol: lol: lol:

Birmingham Alabama?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2015, 12:04:24 AM
Nope Birmingham UK  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2015, 01:12:55 PM
More twitter responses  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11339077/The-truth-about-Birmingham-foxnewsfacts.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11339077/The-truth-about-Birmingham-foxnewsfacts.html)

https://twitter.com/hashtag/foxnewsfacts (https://twitter.com/hashtag/foxnewsfacts)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2015, 01:45:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2015, 01:12:55 PM
More twitter responses  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11339077/The-truth-about-Birmingham-foxnewsfacts.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11339077/The-truth-about-Birmingham-foxnewsfacts.html)

https://twitter.com/hashtag/foxnewsfacts (https://twitter.com/hashtag/foxnewsfacts)

 lol: lol: lol:  some times Twitter is very very good
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 12, 2015, 02:08:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 12, 2015, 01:45:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2015, 01:12:55 PM
More twitter responses  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11339077/The-truth-about-Birmingham-foxnewsfacts.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11339077/The-truth-about-Birmingham-foxnewsfacts.html)

https://twitter.com/hashtag/foxnewsfacts (https://twitter.com/hashtag/foxnewsfacts)

 lol: lol: lol:  some times Twitter is very very good

Jaspar Qa'rat

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2015, 03:13:02 PM
A US terrorism expert has been ridiculed for claiming that non Muslims won't even go into Birmingham because it is a Muslim city.............





In reality of course, we don't go into Birmingham because it's a shithole......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2015, 01:23:12 AM
This is almost Nickesque, Aussie idiot shoots himself in the foot running with a loaded crossbow after taking the safety off then hops a kilometre back home and only goes for help after he can't pull it out himself because he doesn't want to get into trouble eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F12%2F249EF2DF00000578-2906542-image-m-2_1421063030378.jpg&hash=fe76a0dcfb4efaebf87d017d8dc6a60d0ebd8ead)

I do love the sympathetic response of the guy who finds him  lol:

Quote
‘It started to hurt a bit when I walked to the kitchen and then I collapsed on the ground so I yelled out for help. Shortly after, the chef heard me so he came onto the veranda and looked shocked.
‘He yelled at me, saying: “Is that a crossbow bolt through your foot you silly p***k?”.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906542/Man-shoots-leg-crossbow-hops-1km-safety-arrow-foot.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906542/Man-shoots-leg-crossbow-hops-1km-safety-arrow-foot.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2015, 10:22:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2015, 01:23:12 AM
This is almost Nickesque, Aussie idiot shoots himself in the foot running with a loaded crossbow after taking the safety off then hops a kilometre back home and only goes for help after he can't pull it out himself because he doesn't want to get into trouble eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F12%2F249EF2DF00000578-2906542-image-m-2_1421063030378.jpg&hash=fe76a0dcfb4efaebf87d017d8dc6a60d0ebd8ead)

I do love the sympathetic response of the guy who finds him  lol:

Quote
‘It started to hurt a bit when I walked to the kitchen and then I collapsed on the ground so I yelled out for help. Shortly after, the chef heard me so he came onto the veranda and looked shocked.
‘He yelled at me, saying: “Is that a crossbow bolt through your foot you silly p***k?”.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906542/Man-shoots-leg-crossbow-hops-1km-safety-arrow-foot.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906542/Man-shoots-leg-crossbow-hops-1km-safety-arrow-foot.html)
lol: lol: lol:  time to dust off those hopping mad jokes?     noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 14, 2015, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 13, 2015, 10:22:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2015, 01:23:12 AM
This is almost Nickesque, Aussie idiot shoots himself in the foot running with a loaded crossbow after taking the safety off then hops a kilometre back home and only goes for help after he can't pull it out himself because he doesn't want to get into trouble eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F12%2F249EF2DF00000578-2906542-image-m-2_1421063030378.jpg&hash=fe76a0dcfb4efaebf87d017d8dc6a60d0ebd8ead)

I do love the sympathetic response of the guy who finds him  lol:

Quote
‘It started to hurt a bit when I walked to the kitchen and then I collapsed on the ground so I yelled out for help. Shortly after, the chef heard me so he came onto the veranda and looked shocked.
‘He yelled at me, saying: “Is that a crossbow bolt through your foot you silly p***k?”.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906542/Man-shoots-leg-crossbow-hops-1km-safety-arrow-foot.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906542/Man-shoots-leg-crossbow-hops-1km-safety-arrow-foot.html)
lol: lol: lol:  time to dust off those hopping mad jokes?     noooo:

Surely he will roo the day . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2015, 07:05:06 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2015, 09:38:52 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 14, 2015, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 13, 2015, 10:22:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2015, 01:23:12 AM
This is almost Nickesque, Aussie idiot shoots himself in the foot running with a loaded crossbow after taking the safety off then hops a kilometre back home and only goes for help after he can't pull it out himself because he doesn't want to get into trouble eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F12%2F249EF2DF00000578-2906542-image-m-2_1421063030378.jpg&hash=fe76a0dcfb4efaebf87d017d8dc6a60d0ebd8ead)

I do love the sympathetic response of the guy who finds him  lol:

Quote
‘It started to hurt a bit when I walked to the kitchen and then I collapsed on the ground so I yelled out for help. Shortly after, the chef heard me so he came onto the veranda and looked shocked.
‘He yelled at me, saying: “Is that a crossbow bolt through your foot you silly p***k?”.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906542/Man-shoots-leg-crossbow-hops-1km-safety-arrow-foot.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906542/Man-shoots-leg-crossbow-hops-1km-safety-arrow-foot.html)
lol: lol: lol:  time to dust off those hopping mad jokes?     noooo:

Surely he will roo the day . . .

He got the point in the end.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 15, 2015, 05:14:30 PM
Came like a bolt from the blue
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2015, 02:46:09 AM
Something tells me nobody is going to dare give them a bad food review...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2912135/Inside-Shooters-Grill-Christian-restauranter-arms-waitresses-loaded-guns-encourages-diners-tip-bullets.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2912135/Inside-Shooters-Grill-Christian-restauranter-arms-waitresses-loaded-guns-encourages-diners-tip-bullets.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2015, 02:48:48 AM
How to guarantee your kid will need therapy when they get older, make them a cot inspired by a film..........................Jaws  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F15%2F24B9CE9700000578-0-image-a-2_1421348438252.jpg&hash=ef93f91551fe1fe6e0f393ff807dd2f8f37a3a2f)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F15%2F24B9CEC300000578-0-image-a-3_1421351415247.jpg&hash=939eace3f4cb6b3753b7b96edc9ce48be4bc3f87)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2912219/Designer-builds-terrifying-baby-bed-inspired-Steven-Spielberg-s-iconic-shark-movie-Jaws.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2912219/Designer-builds-terrifying-baby-bed-inspired-Steven-Spielberg-s-iconic-shark-movie-Jaws.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2015, 07:20:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2015, 02:46:09 AM
Something tells me nobody is going to dare give them a bad food review...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2912135/Inside-Shooters-Grill-Christian-restauranter-arms-waitresses-loaded-guns-encourages-diners-tip-bullets.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2912135/Inside-Shooters-Grill-Christian-restauranter-arms-waitresses-loaded-guns-encourages-diners-tip-bullets.html)

Cool!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2015, 07:21:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2015, 02:48:48 AM
How to guarantee your kid will need therapy when they get older, make them a cot inspired by a film..........................Jaws  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F15%2F24B9CE9700000578-0-image-a-2_1421348438252.jpg&hash=ef93f91551fe1fe6e0f393ff807dd2f8f37a3a2f)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F15%2F24B9CEC300000578-0-image-a-3_1421351415247.jpg&hash=939eace3f4cb6b3753b7b96edc9ce48be4bc3f87)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2912219/Designer-builds-terrifying-baby-bed-inspired-Steven-Spielberg-s-iconic-shark-movie-Jaws.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2912219/Designer-builds-terrifying-baby-bed-inspired-Steven-Spielberg-s-iconic-shark-movie-Jaws.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2015, 10:21:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2015, 07:21:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2015, 02:48:48 AM
How to guarantee your kid will need therapy when they get older, make them a cot inspired by a film..........................Jaws  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F15%2F24B9CE9700000578-0-image-a-2_1421348438252.jpg&hash=ef93f91551fe1fe6e0f393ff807dd2f8f37a3a2f)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F15%2F24B9CEC300000578-0-image-a-3_1421351415247.jpg&hash=939eace3f4cb6b3753b7b96edc9ce48be4bc3f87)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2912219/Designer-builds-terrifying-baby-bed-inspired-Steven-Spielberg-s-iconic-shark-movie-Jaws.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2912219/Designer-builds-terrifying-baby-bed-inspired-Steven-Spielberg-s-iconic-shark-movie-Jaws.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2015, 01:23:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2015, 02:48:48 AM
How to guarantee your kid will need therapy when they get older, make them a cot inspired by a film..........................Jaws  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F15%2F24B9CE9700000578-0-image-a-2_1421348438252.jpg&hash=ef93f91551fe1fe6e0f393ff807dd2f8f37a3a2f)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F15%2F24B9CEC300000578-0-image-a-3_1421351415247.jpg&hash=939eace3f4cb6b3753b7b96edc9ce48be4bc3f87)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2912219/Designer-builds-terrifying-baby-bed-inspired-Steven-Spielberg-s-iconic-shark-movie-Jaws.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2912219/Designer-builds-terrifying-baby-bed-inspired-Steven-Spielberg-s-iconic-shark-movie-Jaws.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2015, 01:40:16 PM
Well I suppose they could always sell it to TMR...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2015, 01:43:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2015, 01:40:16 PM
Well I suppose they could always sell it to TMR...  rubschin:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 17, 2015, 05:52:29 AM
 Bloke caught shagging postbox  (http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-1-7053512)  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2015, 06:15:26 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 17, 2015, 05:52:29 AM
WTF  (http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-1-7053512)  noooo:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2015, 08:02:55 AM
Maybe he mistook it for Cherie Blair
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 17, 2015, 08:07:45 AM
I hope he used a "French letter"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 17, 2015, 08:22:51 AM
 drumroll:

What is Wigan coming to, in, whatever?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2015, 08:30:24 AM
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jan/16/west-hollywood-gender-neutral-toilets-bathrooms (http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jan/16/west-hollywood-gender-neutral-toilets-bathrooms)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2015, 07:14:59 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 17, 2015, 05:52:29 AM
WTF  (http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-1-7053512)  noooo:

Gives a whole new meaning to junk mail  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2015, 10:00:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2015, 07:14:59 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 17, 2015, 05:52:29 AM
WTF  (http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-1-7053512)  noooo:

Gives a whole new meaning to junk mail  noooo:

 drumroll:    lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 18, 2015, 12:28:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2015, 07:14:59 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 17, 2015, 05:52:29 AM
WTF  (http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-1-7053512)  noooo:

Gives a whole new meaning to junk mail  noooo:

Beats staying in waiting for the post to come . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2015, 03:41:59 PM
Judging from some of the excerpts is it possible that Nick is related to Ed??  rubschin:

Quote
ED SETS FIRE TO HIMSELF…
Tuesday, March 8, 11.45pm – Our house


I have just arrived home. The children are in bed and Carolyne is in the living room. I ask where Ed is and she says he’s working in my office at the bottom of the garden.
It is a brick summerhouse with a desk, computers, telephones and swivel chairs.
It’s a bitterly cold evening and I go to ask him whether he wants a coffee and to see how he’s doing.
As I walk down the garden path, I wave and signal that I’m making a brew but he appears deep in thought.
As I come closer, I nod and smile at him but things just don’t seem right. He doesn’t acknowledge me and is slumped in the chair.
As I step onto the veranda of the summerhouse I can see through the window that his eyes look terrible, as if I’ve woken him up from a snooze.
I make a fuss of him as I open the door. ‘Have I woken you up?’ I joke.
He stares at me, my mind is racing; there’s a disgusting acrid smell. ‘What, oh, it’s you,’ he finally says.
‘What have you done?’ I shout and, as I look down, I can see what he’s done.
For some reason he has moved a convection heater, which stands on two bricks, into the middle of the room. It is melting through the synthetic carpet, releasing toxic chemicals into the room.
‘For Christ’s sake, get out!’ I shout, but he’s not listening – he’s lethargic. ‘Get out!’ I shout. ‘You’ll kill yourself.’

I kick the convection heater on to its back and reveal a large hole burnt through both the carpet and its underlay.
I grab his chair, swing it round and drive it towards the door.
As the chair’s feet hit the threshold, the chair stops dead, catapulting Ed on to the veranda. He’s dazed.
‘Carolyne, I need your help,’ I shout as I get him a glass of water.
She joins me and we sit with Ed in the garden. We wonder whether we should take him to hospital for a check-up.
‘I think you’re over-reacting a tad,’ says Ed, by now coming round. ‘Well, I don’t think so,’ I say, like an overprotective parent.
‘Well, he’s not even living here… officially, is he?’ adds Carolyne. ‘What would you do if he died?’
‘What would you have done with me?’ asks Ed, feigning upset.
‘Well “they” wouldn’t have found you here,’ I say, marvelling at the callous (and tongue in cheek!) scenario I’m painting of moving his body.

We agree it will probably be safe for him to go to bed without a medical examination. He’s only been here for a few days, but he’s already giving us more grief than our three lively children put together. He can’t open a door and turns himself into a one-man fire hazard the moment he is left alone.

Wednesday, March 9

Ed joins us all for breakfast – so we haven’t killed him, or should I say he hasn’t poisoned himself!

Something tells me this book could be worth a read  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2914876/Bombshell-memoir-Miliband-s-former-ally-reveals-Ed-set-fire-carpet-bought-prayer-mat-cover-asked-think-brother-better-looking-me.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2914876/Bombshell-memoir-Miliband-s-former-ally-reveals-Ed-set-fire-carpet-bought-prayer-mat-cover-asked-think-brother-better-looking-me.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2015, 02:12:55 PM
5 year old billed and maybe sued for not turning up at birthday party

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 19, 2015, 02:46:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 19, 2015, 02:12:55 PM
5 year old billed and maybe sued for not turning up at birthday party

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360)

 noooo:

If I were his parents I'd pay up then name and shame and see how many accept his next invite . . .    whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2015, 06:07:00 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 19, 2015, 02:46:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 19, 2015, 02:12:55 PM
5 year old billed and maybe sued for not turning up at birthday party

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360)

 noooo:

If I were his parents I'd pay up then name and shame and see how many accept his next invite . . .    whistle:
:thumbsup:

Having read all the bollocks in the article about rules of kids birthday parties I am so so glad we never had any sprogs.  Way too much like hard work for life
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2015, 07:00:31 PM
 lol: lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918068/Father-three-s-hilarious-eBay-advert-children-s-pushchair-net-sensation-buggy-signifies-ended-happy-low-cost-child-free-life.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918068/Father-three-s-hilarious-eBay-advert-children-s-pushchair-net-sensation-buggy-signifies-ended-happy-low-cost-child-free-life.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2015, 08:16:21 PM
Note to self, never underestimate a pissed off pensioner  worthy:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F20%2F24DE438000000578-0-Ekaterina_Bilyik_68_undergoes_automatic_weapons_training_during_-a-54_1421768430395.jpg&hash=aa566ce8a9564281bbf900cc833591365a0fff2a)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918503/Granbo-Ukrainian-grandmother-68-signs-train-alongside-army-cadets-nickname-Punisher-passes-military-tests.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918503/Granbo-Ukrainian-grandmother-68-signs-train-alongside-army-cadets-nickname-Punisher-passes-military-tests.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2015, 09:58:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2015, 08:16:21 PM
Note to self, never underestimate a pissed off pensioner  worthy:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F20%2F24DE438000000578-0-Ekaterina_Bilyik_68_undergoes_automatic_weapons_training_during_-a-54_1421768430395.jpg&hash=aa566ce8a9564281bbf900cc833591365a0fff2a)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918503/Granbo-Ukrainian-grandmother-68-signs-train-alongside-army-cadets-nickname-Punisher-passes-military-tests.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918503/Granbo-Ukrainian-grandmother-68-signs-train-alongside-army-cadets-nickname-Punisher-passes-military-tests.html)
eeek:

 rubschin: Is this why Nick can't always contact Pink Sis?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2015, 10:22:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2015, 07:00:31 PM
lol: lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918068/Father-three-s-hilarious-eBay-advert-children-s-pushchair-net-sensation-buggy-signifies-ended-happy-low-cost-child-free-life.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918068/Father-three-s-hilarious-eBay-advert-children-s-pushchair-net-sensation-buggy-signifies-ended-happy-low-cost-child-free-life.html)

happy001

Direct link to ad, the Q&A is brilliant.  As good as that one Holby did years ago  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131406614416 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131406614416)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2015, 10:33:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 20, 2015, 10:22:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2015, 07:00:31 PM
lol: lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918068/Father-three-s-hilarious-eBay-advert-children-s-pushchair-net-sensation-buggy-signifies-ended-happy-low-cost-child-free-life.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918068/Father-three-s-hilarious-eBay-advert-children-s-pushchair-net-sensation-buggy-signifies-ended-happy-low-cost-child-free-life.html)

happy001

Direct link to ad, the Q&A is brilliant.  As good as that one Holby did years ago  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131406614416 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131406614416)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2015, 09:38:48 PM
The Q&A continues

http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=131406614416&requested=ukjoel25&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI (http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=131406614416&requested=ukjoel25&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI)

"Q:    Seeing as "combined postage" is the only topic that hasn't had a question I thought I should ask about this. Have you got any other grubby and life-wrecking items listed that I could collect at the same time so I can save on postage?   
A:    Three of them - age 7, 5, and 4.

"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2015, 09:45:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 21, 2015, 09:38:48 PM
The Q&A continues

http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=131406614416&requested=ukjoel25&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI (http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=131406614416&requested=ukjoel25&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI)

"Q:    Seeing as "combined postage" is the only topic that hasn't had a question I thought I should ask about this. Have you got any other grubby and life-wrecking items listed that I could collect at the same time so I can save on postage?   
A:    Three of them - age 7, 5, and 4.

"

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2015, 04:36:30 AM
Time change on the Doomsday Clock........?   eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2919889/Is-end-world-nigh-Atomic-scientists-set-make-major-announcement-Doomsday-Clock.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2919889/Is-end-world-nigh-Atomic-scientists-set-make-major-announcement-Doomsday-Clock.html)

Other than Scunthorpe and France where has Nick been lately...  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2015, 04:38:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2015, 04:36:30 AM
Time change on the Doomsday Clock........?   eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2919889/Is-end-world-nigh-Atomic-scientists-set-make-major-announcement-Doomsday-Clock.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2919889/Is-end-world-nigh-Atomic-scientists-set-make-major-announcement-Doomsday-Clock.html)

Other than Scunthorpe and France where has Nick been lately...  scared2:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2015, 09:25:59 PM
Juuuuuuuuuuuust let me see if I have this straight, For £194,000, one fan will get a meal with James Patterson and 24 hours to read his new book before it self destructs in a manner that requires a SWAT team to be on hand??  eeek:

Be a real arse if you are a slow reader..  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-30918132 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-30918132)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2015, 10:54:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2015, 09:25:59 PM
Juuuuuuuuuuuust let me see if I have this straight, For £194,000, one fan will get a meal with James Patterson and 24 hours to read his new book before it self destructs in a manner that requires a SWAT team to be on hand??  eeek:

Be a real arse if you are a slow reader..  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-30918132 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-30918132)
rubschin:

Someone will pay.  Patterson's a character.  Never read his books (I hear they're crap) but I like the way he plays himself in the poker games in Castle
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2015, 10:56:44 PM
It could just be me but I see the hand of Darwin at work here, pay megabucks for an exploding crime novel? One way to thin out the gene pool I suppose  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 06:33:37 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30993608 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30993608)


good ..... Thumbs:  it would only spread........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 27, 2015, 06:36:05 PM
<groan>
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2015, 08:20:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 06:33:37 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30993608 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30993608)


good ..... Thumbs:  it would only spread........ noooo:
lol: lol: lol:

and a  :thumbsup: to the French courts
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2015, 09:14:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2015, 07:00:31 PM
lol: lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918068/Father-three-s-hilarious-eBay-advert-children-s-pushchair-net-sensation-buggy-signifies-ended-happy-low-cost-child-free-life.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918068/Father-three-s-hilarious-eBay-advert-children-s-pushchair-net-sensation-buggy-signifies-ended-happy-low-cost-child-free-life.html)

Sadly it seems eBay have a Department of Common Sense and have been reviewing the bids.  Once had 222 bids with the leading bid £156k but now in a thorough utterbollocksbidsectomy it's down to just 77 bids max £375

 cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2015, 01:13:55 PM
I used to wonder what would happen if Nick or BM presented a science show....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2929527/What-happens-magnets-BLENDER-Video-reveals-explosive-results-neodymium-blended.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2929527/What-happens-magnets-BLENDER-Video-reveals-explosive-results-neodymium-blended.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2015, 02:35:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2015, 01:13:55 PM
I used to wonder what would happen if Nick or BM presented a science show....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2929527/What-happens-magnets-BLENDER-Video-reveals-explosive-results-neodymium-blended.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2929527/What-happens-magnets-BLENDER-Video-reveals-explosive-results-neodymium-blended.html)

Hardly explosive.... ::)










...by Nick and my standards anyways.....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2015, 03:32:47 PM
 rubschin: rubschin: angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2015, 03:53:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2015, 02:35:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2015, 01:13:55 PM
I used to wonder what would happen if Nick or BM presented a science show....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2929527/What-happens-magnets-BLENDER-Video-reveals-explosive-results-neodymium-blended.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2929527/What-happens-magnets-BLENDER-Video-reveals-explosive-results-neodymium-blended.html)

Hardly explosive.... ::)


...by Nick and my standards anyways.....  redface:

True, anyway thinking about it I can see a science show presented by the pair of you looking more like this, you can even see the resemblence....  whistle:

http://youtu.be/81duSmkPJ5k?list=PLFF2E9A4125513950 (http://youtu.be/81duSmkPJ5k?list=PLFF2E9A4125513950)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2015, 04:03:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2015, 03:53:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2015, 02:35:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2015, 01:13:55 PM
I used to wonder what would happen if Nick or BM presented a science show....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2929527/What-happens-magnets-BLENDER-Video-reveals-explosive-results-neodymium-blended.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2929527/What-happens-magnets-BLENDER-Video-reveals-explosive-results-neodymium-blended.html)

Hardly explosive.... ::)


...by Nick and my standards anyways.....  redface:

True, anyway thinking about it I can see a science show presented by the pair of you looking more like this, you can even see the resemblence....  whistle:

http://youtu.be/81duSmkPJ5k?list=PLFF2E9A4125513950 (http://youtu.be/81duSmkPJ5k?list=PLFF2E9A4125513950)

 lol: lol: lol:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2015, 04:05:53 PM
Is that LL's kitchen?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
JOM will be jealous. I have just seen some Northern Numptress reporting on the efforts to keep the M62 open.
Apparently, they are sending out "Fleets of lorries each loaded with 4000 tonnes of grit".  worthy:


The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2015, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
JOM will be jealous. I have just seen some Northern Numptress reporting on the efforts to keep the M62 open.
Apparently, they are sending out "Fleets of lorries each loaded with 4000 tonnes of grit".  worthy:


The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 29, 2015, 06:43:59 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.

A week ago they were referring to her as a "suicide bomber" I guess someone pointed out the error  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 29, 2015, 08:29:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
JOM will be jealous. I have just seen some Northern Numptress reporting on the efforts to keep the M62 open.
Apparently, they are sending out "Fleets of lorries each loaded with 4000 tonnes of grit".  worthy:


The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.

 noooo:

Meanwhile on the M62 yesterday, "vortex shedding"  lol:

Swinging lampposts M62 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptYrbQGk6DQ#ws)]
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2015, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 29, 2015, 08:29:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
JOM will be jealous. I have just seen some Northern Numptress reporting on the efforts to keep the M62 open.
Apparently, they are sending out "Fleets of lorries each loaded with 4000 tonnes of grit".  worthy:


The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.

 noooo:

Meanwhile on the M62 yesterday, "vortex shedding"  lol:

Swinging lampposts M62 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptYrbQGk6DQ#ws)]

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 29, 2015, 08:33:31 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 29, 2015, 08:29:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
JOM will be jealous. I have just seen some Northern Numptress reporting on the efforts to keep the M62 open.
Apparently, they are sending out "Fleets of lorries each loaded with 4000 tonnes of grit".  worthy:


The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.

 noooo:

Meanwhile on the M62 yesterday, "vortex shedding"  lol:

Swinging lampposts M62 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptYrbQGk6DQ#ws)]

Where they dancing along with the blokes music?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 09:20:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 29, 2015, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 29, 2015, 08:29:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
JOM will be jealous. I have just seen some Northern Numptress reporting on the efforts to keep the M62 open.
Apparently, they are sending out "Fleets of lorries each loaded with 4000 tonnes of grit".  worthy:


The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.

 noooo:

Meanwhile on the M62 yesterday, "vortex shedding"  lol:

Swinging lampposts M62 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptYrbQGk6DQ#ws)]

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2015, 01:53:49 AM
Wound up? Stressed? Can't relax? Then come try our new mammoth massage....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2931178/Mammoth-amounts-stress-Try-ELEPHANT-massage-Tourists-flock-Thailand-jungle-camp-trampled-three-tonne-animals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2931178/Mammoth-amounts-stress-Try-ELEPHANT-massage-Tourists-flock-Thailand-jungle-camp-trampled-three-tonne-animals.html)

Somehow I can't see having an elephant stand on me making me feel in any way relaxed  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 02:54:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2015, 01:53:49 AM
Wound up? Stressed? Can't relax? Then come try our new mammoth massage....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2931178/Mammoth-amounts-stress-Try-ELEPHANT-massage-Tourists-flock-Thailand-jungle-camp-trampled-three-tonne-animals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2931178/Mammoth-amounts-stress-Try-ELEPHANT-massage-Tourists-flock-Thailand-jungle-camp-trampled-three-tonne-animals.html)

Somehow I can't see having an elephant stand on me making me feel in any way relaxed  noooo:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 03:11:21 AM
How annoying......



http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-30927102 (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-30927102)


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 03:11:59 AM
How annoying......



http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-30927102 (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-30927102)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2015, 07:03:39 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2015, 07:23:45 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2015, 09:11:03 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 30, 2015, 10:32:09 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2015, 12:19:08 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F30%2F252D561D00000578-0-image-a-7_1422582304665.jpg&hash=e28ab872450c5abdac4225c8bdf7b26df20f8c5b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2932485/Did-leave-open-gates-hell-Exhibitors-international-tattoo-expo-devilish-designs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2932485/Did-leave-open-gates-hell-Exhibitors-international-tattoo-expo-devilish-designs.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2015, 12:52:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2015, 12:19:08 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F30%2F252D561D00000578-0-image-a-7_1422582304665.jpg&hash=e28ab872450c5abdac4225c8bdf7b26df20f8c5b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2932485/Did-leave-open-gates-hell-Exhibitors-international-tattoo-expo-devilish-designs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2932485/Did-leave-open-gates-hell-Exhibitors-international-tattoo-expo-devilish-designs.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:20:42 PM
 Looks like she had a few accidents shaving her bloody face too  (http://katm.co.uk/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-pubic-hair/)  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:21:35 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:20:42 PM
Looks like she had a few accidents shaving her bloody face too  (http://katm.co.uk/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-pubic-hair/)  sick2:

Not clicking....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:22:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:21:35 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:20:42 PM
Looks like she had a few accidents shaving her bloody face too  (http://katm.co.uk/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-pubic-hair/)  sick2:

Not clicking....... noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2015, 08:25:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:21:35 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:20:42 PM
Looks like she had a few accidents shaving her bloody face too  (http://katm.co.uk/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-pubic-hair/)  sick2:

Not clicking....... noooo:

It's OK, she is voting to get rid of Bush.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:25:30 PM
 How much per month  (http://www.reveal.co.uk/real-life-stories/news/a555866/man-earns-gbp236k-a-month-through-playing-minecraft-on-youtube.html)  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:26:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2015, 08:25:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:21:35 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:20:42 PM
Looks like she had a few accidents shaving her bloody face too  (http://katm.co.uk/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-pubic-hair/)  sick2:

Not clicking....... noooo:

It's OK, she is voting to get rid of Bush.

 lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:27:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:25:30 PM
How much per month  (http://www.reveal.co.uk/real-life-stories/news/a555866/man-earns-gbp236k-a-month-through-playing-minecraft-on-youtube.html)  eeek:

Never had sex...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2015, 08:27:52 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2015, 08:25:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:21:35 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:20:42 PM
Looks like she had a few accidents shaving her bloody face too  (http://katm.co.uk/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-her-pubic-hair/)  sick2:

Not clicking....... noooo:

It's OK, she is voting to get rid of Bush.

 drumroll:   lol:

....and her ex-husband taking control of the wheel, when she is on the way to meet her boyfriend.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:29:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:27:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:25:30 PM
How much per month  (http://www.reveal.co.uk/real-life-stories/news/a555866/man-earns-gbp236k-a-month-through-playing-minecraft-on-youtube.html)  eeek:

Never had sex...  noooo:

He prob hasn't either........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:30:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:29:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:27:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:25:30 PM
How much per month  (http://www.reveal.co.uk/real-life-stories/news/a555866/man-earns-gbp236k-a-month-through-playing-minecraft-on-youtube.html)  eeek:

Never had sex...  noooo:

He prob hasn't either........ noooo:

I bleddy have!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2015, 08:30:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:29:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:27:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:25:30 PM
How much per month  (http://www.reveal.co.uk/real-life-stories/news/a555866/man-earns-gbp236k-a-month-through-playing-minecraft-on-youtube.html)  eeek:

Never had sex...  noooo:

He prob hasn't either........ noooo:

BM got a man in?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2015, 08:31:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:30:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:29:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:27:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:25:30 PM
How much per month  (http://www.reveal.co.uk/real-life-stories/news/a555866/man-earns-gbp236k-a-month-through-playing-minecraft-on-youtube.html)  eeek:

Never had sex...  noooo:

He prob hasn't either........ noooo:

I bleddy have!  cussing:

He meant since your birthday
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:31:43 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2015, 08:31:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:30:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:29:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:27:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:25:30 PM
How much per month  (http://www.reveal.co.uk/real-life-stories/news/a555866/man-earns-gbp236k-a-month-through-playing-minecraft-on-youtube.html)  eeek:

Never had sex...  noooo:

He prob hasn't either........ noooo:

I bleddy have!  cussing:

He meant since your birthday

Oh....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:31:43 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2015, 08:31:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:30:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:29:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:27:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:25:30 PM
How much per month  (http://www.reveal.co.uk/real-life-stories/news/a555866/man-earns-gbp236k-a-month-through-playing-minecraft-on-youtube.html)  eeek:

Never had sex...  noooo:

He prob hasn't either........ noooo:

I bleddy have!  cussing:

He meant since your birthday

Oh....  redface:

With another person....... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:35:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:31:43 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2015, 08:31:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:30:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:29:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:27:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:25:30 PM
How much per month  (http://www.reveal.co.uk/real-life-stories/news/a555866/man-earns-gbp236k-a-month-through-playing-minecraft-on-youtube.html)  eeek:

Never had sex...  noooo:

He prob hasn't either........ noooo:

I bleddy have!  cussing:

He meant since your birthday

Oh....  redface:

With another person....... ::)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2015, 08:38:00 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:31:43 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2015, 08:31:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:30:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2015, 08:29:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 08:27:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2015, 08:25:30 PM
How much per month  (http://www.reveal.co.uk/real-life-stories/news/a555866/man-earns-gbp236k-a-month-through-playing-minecraft-on-youtube.html)  eeek:

Never had sex...  noooo:

He prob hasn't either........ noooo:

I bleddy have!  cussing:

He meant since your birthday

Oh....  redface:

With another person....... ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 11:41:44 AM
So you grab this poor bugger out of his warm home, hoist him up in front of a crowd blasting music and wonder why he bit the mayor? Sounds perfectly justified to me  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2936870/Jimmy-Groundhog-turns-Wisconsin-mayor.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2936870/Jimmy-Groundhog-turns-Wisconsin-mayor.html)

Call it a hunch but I suspect if you had a groundhog whisperer he would tell you that Jimmy says "Fuck off and leave me alone"  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2015, 11:43:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 11:41:44 AM
So you grab this poor bugger out of his warm home, hoist him up in front of a crowd blasting music and wonder why he bit the mayor? Sounds perfectly justified to me  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2936870/Jimmy-Groundhog-turns-Wisconsin-mayor.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2936870/Jimmy-Groundhog-turns-Wisconsin-mayor.html)

Call it a hunch but I suspect if you had a groundhog whisperer he would tell you that Jimmy says "Fuck off and leave me alone"  lol:
:thumbsup:   lol: lol: lol:

And it all repeats over and over  . . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 11:52:28 AM
I've seen groundhogs before, they are usually pretty docile and curious creatures so for Jimmy to decide to take a chunk out of the mayor's ear he must have been really pissed off.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 12:16:59 PM
happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2937631/They-ve-clearly-forgotten-draw-wings-Ryanair-s-cheeky-response-staff-caught-creating-lewd-picture-snow-Dublin-Airport.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2937631/They-ve-clearly-forgotten-draw-wings-Ryanair-s-cheeky-response-staff-caught-creating-lewd-picture-snow-Dublin-Airport.html)

TMR, are you going to try and go one better than Ryanair.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 04:02:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 12:52:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2015, 12:19:08 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F30%2F252D561D00000578-0-image-a-7_1422582304665.jpg&hash=e28ab872450c5abdac4225c8bdf7b26df20f8c5b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2932485/Did-leave-open-gates-hell-Exhibitors-international-tattoo-expo-devilish-designs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2932485/Did-leave-open-gates-hell-Exhibitors-international-tattoo-expo-devilish-designs.html)

 Shocked:

There was a follow up article about the event today, BM you REALLY don't want to click on the link  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2936800/How-far-look-different-Man-EYEBALL-tattooed-body-mod-enthusiasts-gather-expo-Venezuela.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2936800/How-far-look-different-Man-EYEBALL-tattooed-body-mod-enthusiasts-gather-expo-Venezuela.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2015, 05:12:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 04:02:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2015, 12:52:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2015, 12:19:08 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F01%2F30%2F252D561D00000578-0-image-a-7_1422582304665.jpg&hash=e28ab872450c5abdac4225c8bdf7b26df20f8c5b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2932485/Did-leave-open-gates-hell-Exhibitors-international-tattoo-expo-devilish-designs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2932485/Did-leave-open-gates-hell-Exhibitors-international-tattoo-expo-devilish-designs.html)

 Shocked:

There was a follow up article about the event today, BM you REALLY don't want to click on the link  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2936800/How-far-look-different-Man-EYEBALL-tattooed-body-mod-enthusiasts-gather-expo-Venezuela.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2936800/How-far-look-different-Man-EYEBALL-tattooed-body-mod-enthusiasts-gather-expo-Venezuela.html)

I won't....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 05:22:57 PM
Just as well, I'm not that squeamish but eyeballs and needles....  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2015, 06:00:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 12:16:59 PM
happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2937631/They-ve-clearly-forgotten-draw-wings-Ryanair-s-cheeky-response-staff-caught-creating-lewd-picture-snow-Dublin-Airport.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2937631/They-ve-clearly-forgotten-draw-wings-Ryanair-s-cheeky-response-staff-caught-creating-lewd-picture-snow-Dublin-Airport.html)

TMR, are you going to try and go one better than Ryanair.  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2015, 09:16:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2015, 06:00:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 12:16:59 PM
happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2937631/They-ve-clearly-forgotten-draw-wings-Ryanair-s-cheeky-response-staff-caught-creating-lewd-picture-snow-Dublin-Airport.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2937631/They-ve-clearly-forgotten-draw-wings-Ryanair-s-cheeky-response-staff-caught-creating-lewd-picture-snow-Dublin-Airport.html)

TMR, are you going to try and go one better than Ryanair.  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2015, 01:14:34 AM
Good news for Miss D....... Thumbs:


http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-31109471 (http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-31109471)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2015, 06:58:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 04, 2015, 01:14:34 AM
Good news for Miss D....... Thumbs:


http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-31109471 (http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-31109471)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2015, 05:56:24 PM
That brings a whole new and disturbing meaning to the phrase 'Naked Chef'  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2940869/X-rated-X-rays-Doctors-world-share-images-strangest-things-stuck-people-s-rears.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2940869/X-rated-X-rays-Doctors-world-share-images-strangest-things-stuck-people-s-rears.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 05, 2015, 05:59:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2015, 05:56:24 PM
That brings a whole new and disturbing meaning to the phrase 'Naked Chef'  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2940869/X-rated-X-rays-Doctors-world-share-images-strangest-things-stuck-people-s-rears.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2940869/X-rated-X-rays-Doctors-world-share-images-strangest-things-stuck-people-s-rears.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2015, 06:53:37 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 05, 2015, 05:59:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2015, 05:56:24 PM
That brings a whole new and disturbing meaning to the phrase 'Naked Chef'  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2940869/X-rated-X-rays-Doctors-world-share-images-strangest-things-stuck-people-s-rears.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2940869/X-rated-X-rays-Doctors-world-share-images-strangest-things-stuck-people-s-rears.html)

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2015, 03:18:18 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_and_Sabina_Eriksson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_and_Sabina_Eriksson)   eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2015, 03:26:46 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on February 07, 2015, 03:18:18 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_and_Sabina_Eriksson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_and_Sabina_Eriksson)   eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

Why the FUCK did they release them after the motorway incident????  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2015, 05:01:04 PM
Didn't they used to call prison guards screws...?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2943635/Mass-breakout-Brazilian-jail-female-inmates-fantasy-police-costumes-seduce-prison-wardens.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2943635/Mass-breakout-Brazilian-jail-female-inmates-fantasy-police-costumes-seduce-prison-wardens.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2015, 06:05:49 PM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/greeks-apologise-with-huge-horse-2012051527146 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/greeks-apologise-with-huge-horse-2012051527146)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2015, 07:56:02 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on February 07, 2015, 06:05:49 PM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/greeks-apologise-with-huge-horse-2012051527146 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/greeks-apologise-with-huge-horse-2012051527146)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2015, 05:01:44 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html)

I am reliably informed that Aldi has rope and cable ties on offer too  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2015, 05:09:28 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on February 10, 2015, 05:01:44 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html)

I am reliably informed that Aldi has rope and cable ties on offer too  eeek: eeek:





'He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...'






50 Shades of macy gray. ..... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2015, 05:17:14 PM
Is Foggy stocking up?  (so to speak) rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2015, 09:32:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 10, 2015, 05:09:28 PM
'He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...'






50 Shades of macy gray. ..... redface:

 lol: lol:

Anyhoo, what kind of a bloody idiot do you have to be to allow someone to try this 'party trick' on you.  Pull the trigger without discharging a round while it is pointed at you??? eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2946861/RAF-serviceman-shot-fellow-comrade-stomach-showing-party-trick-jailed-three-years.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2946861/RAF-serviceman-shot-fellow-comrade-stomach-showing-party-trick-jailed-three-years.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2015, 08:30:27 PM
Russian Roulette with 6 shooter tasers? eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F02%2F11%2F258FBA4C00000578-0-image-a-16_1423655684977.jpg&hash=b5f094b402cc12f60fc48d082f81eb3827bc6319)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2949104/Russian-roulette-tasers-underground-game-Russia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2949104/Russian-roulette-tasers-underground-game-Russia.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2015, 08:52:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 10, 2015, 05:09:28 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on February 10, 2015, 05:01:44 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html)

I am reliably informed that Aldi has rope and cable ties on offer too  eeek: eeek:





'He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...'






50 Shades of macy gray. ..... redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2015, 11:41:46 AM
According to Cyprus Police, while conducting traffic checks on the main Polemi – Kallepia road members of the Paphos Police Division, halted a vehicle which, to their surprise, was driven by a 12-year-old boy.

And consenting passengers in the car where the boys parents, the dad aged 58 and the mum 47.

The 58-year-old father was arrested for allowing someone under aged to drive without insurance, driver’s license, registration and MOT certificate.

The dad was charged in writing and released but will be called to appear in court at a later date.







Maybe the parents had been drinking ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2015, 11:59:19 AM
Is TMR visiting?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2015, 01:06:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2015, 11:41:46 AM
According to Cyprus Police, while conducting traffic checks on the main Polemi – Kallepia road members of the Paphos Police Division, halted a vehicle which, to their surprise, was driven by a 12-year-old boy.

And consenting passengers in the car where the boys parents, the dad aged 58 and the mum 47.

The 58-year-old father was arrested for allowing someone under aged to drive without insurance, driver’s license, registration and MOT certificate.

The dad was charged in writing and released but will be called to appear in court at a later date.







Maybe the parents had been drinking ....... rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 16, 2015, 09:56:11 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2015, 01:06:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2015, 11:41:46 AM
According to Cyprus Police, while conducting traffic checks on the main Polemi – Kallepia road members of the Paphos Police Division, halted a vehicle which, to their surprise, was driven by a 12-year-old boy.

And consenting passengers in the car where the boys parents, the dad aged 58 and the mum 47.

The 58-year-old father was arrested for allowing someone under aged to drive without insurance, driver’s license, registration and MOT certificate.

The dad was charged in writing and released but will be called to appear in court at a later date.







Maybe the parents had been drinking ....... rubschin:

 noooo:

My eldest went to a party last year when a lad of 13 got a call from his irate parents. They did not like the fact he had taken the Subaru rather than the Ford Focus.

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2015, 06:24:35 PM
Britain’s most jealous woman to have gastric band surgery on the NHS so husband won’t stray (but he’s still not allowed to watch women on TV)
 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2956758/Britain-s-jealous-woman-gastric-band-surgery-NHS-husband-won-t-stray-s-not-allowed-watch-women-TV.html)

Holy. FUCK!  eeek:

Hand me the Talisker and the revolver.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 17, 2015, 06:37:10 PM
I wish I could unsee that  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2015, 06:46:31 PM
Poor sod is married to the mound of the hound of the Baskervilles  eeek:

And she think he will run off? He looks like he grew up somewhere with swamps and banjos, you can just see the women lining up for a chance  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2015, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 17, 2015, 06:37:10 PM
I wish I could unsee that  eeek:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2F8bq8lo2pb%2F1502417_10152881944643969_8145651000577315126_o.jpg&hash=0443b655a4107eb0cea3f626e69d206404e5f362) (http://postimg.org/image/8bq8lo2pb/)

Or...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fxgh8z325r%2Fakj_Xvs_R.jpg&hash=b81ee5d4071f58d16cba540b87f1ea30bcb25a8e) (http://postimg.org/image/xgh8z325r/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2015, 07:36:23 PM
What a pair of losers, they deserve each other

Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2015, 06:46:31 PM
Poor sod is married to the mound of the hound of the Baskervilles  . . .
lol: lol: lol:

that phrase will stay in the mind for a while  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2015, 08:48:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 17, 2015, 06:24:35 PM
Britain’s most jealous woman to have gastric band surgery on the NHS so husband won’t stray (but he’s still not allowed to watch women on TV)
 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2956758/Britain-s-jealous-woman-gastric-band-surgery-NHS-husband-won-t-stray-s-not-allowed-watch-women-TV.html)

Holy. FUCK!  eeek:

Hand me the Talisker and the revolver.....  noooo:

Here, use my revolver.

I will hold the bottle while you use it.  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2015, 08:59:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2015, 08:48:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 17, 2015, 06:24:35 PM
Britain’s most jealous woman to have gastric band surgery on the NHS so husband won’t stray (but he’s still not allowed to watch women on TV)
 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2956758/Britain-s-jealous-woman-gastric-band-surgery-NHS-husband-won-t-stray-s-not-allowed-watch-women-TV.html)

Holy. FUCK!  eeek:

Hand me the Talisker and the revolver.....  noooo:

Here, use my revolver.

I will hold the bottle while you use it.  angel1

 Thumbs:

...

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2015, 09:41:08 PM
Angry Bride marries wedding guest instead

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-31519551 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-31519551)

Well they do do things differently over there in India
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2015, 07:53:48 AM
Primary school children call for sex education for MPs (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/18/primary-school-children-call-for-sex-education-for-mps/)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2015, 08:47:34 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2015, 07:53:48 AM
Primary school children call for sex education for MPs (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/18/primary-school-children-call-for-sex-education-for-mps/)

 ;D

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2015, 09:03:50 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 19, 2015, 08:47:34 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2015, 07:53:48 AM
Primary school children call for sex education for MPs (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/18/primary-school-children-call-for-sex-education-for-mps/)

 ;D

 lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 19, 2015, 02:08:02 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6087922.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6087922.stm)


 eeek:   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2015, 02:14:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 19, 2015, 02:08:02 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6087922.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6087922.stm)


 eeek:   noooo:

Nice, traditional English name.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2015, 04:00:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 19, 2015, 02:08:02 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6087922.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6087922.stm)


 eeek:   noooo:

Surprised he isn't also banned from seafood restaurants.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 19, 2015, 04:04:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2015, 04:00:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 19, 2015, 02:08:02 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6087922.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6087922.stm)


 eeek:   noooo:

Surprised he isn't also banned from seafood restaurants.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2015, 04:11:04 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2015, 04:00:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 19, 2015, 02:08:02 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6087922.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6087922.stm)


 eeek:   noooo:

Surprised he isn't also banned from seafood restaurants.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on February 19, 2015, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 19, 2015, 02:08:02 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6087922.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6087922.stm)



New one on me  rubschin:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2015, 01:35:54 AM
Sword swallowing when 9 months pregnant? eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F02%2F20%2F25D910C300000578-2960821-image-a-16_1424393590993.jpg&hash=7916dbff9ee48385085295aa842336dfdb725aa7)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2960821/Don-t-try-home-Meet-sword-swallowing-mother-performs-NINE-MONTHS-pregnant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2960821/Don-t-try-home-Meet-sword-swallowing-mother-performs-NINE-MONTHS-pregnant.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2015, 06:12:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2015, 01:35:54 AM
Sword swallowing when 9 months pregnant? eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F02%2F20%2F25D910C300000578-2960821-image-a-16_1424393590993.jpg&hash=7916dbff9ee48385085295aa842336dfdb725aa7)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2960821/Don-t-try-home-Meet-sword-swallowing-mother-performs-NINE-MONTHS-pregnant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2960821/Don-t-try-home-Meet-sword-swallowing-mother-performs-NINE-MONTHS-pregnant.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2015, 07:47:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2015, 01:35:54 AM
Sword swallowing when 9 months pregnant? eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F02%2F20%2F25D910C300000578-2960821-image-a-16_1424393590993.jpg&hash=7916dbff9ee48385085295aa842336dfdb725aa7)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2960821/Don-t-try-home-Meet-sword-swallowing-mother-performs-NINE-MONTHS-pregnant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2960821/Don-t-try-home-Meet-sword-swallowing-mother-performs-NINE-MONTHS-pregnant.html)

If she learnt that 9 months ago.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2015, 08:06:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 20, 2015, 07:47:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2015, 01:35:54 AM
Sword swallowing when 9 months pregnant? eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F02%2F20%2F25D910C300000578-2960821-image-a-16_1424393590993.jpg&hash=7916dbff9ee48385085295aa842336dfdb725aa7)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2960821/Don-t-try-home-Meet-sword-swallowing-mother-performs-NINE-MONTHS-pregnant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2960821/Don-t-try-home-Meet-sword-swallowing-mother-performs-NINE-MONTHS-pregnant.html)

If she learnt that 9 months ago.......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 20, 2015, 08:46:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2015, 08:06:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 20, 2015, 07:47:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2015, 01:35:54 AM
Sword swallowing when 9 months pregnant? eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F02%2F20%2F25D910C300000578-2960821-image-a-16_1424393590993.jpg&hash=7916dbff9ee48385085295aa842336dfdb725aa7)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2960821/Don-t-try-home-Meet-sword-swallowing-mother-performs-NINE-MONTHS-pregnant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2960821/Don-t-try-home-Meet-sword-swallowing-mother-performs-NINE-MONTHS-pregnant.html)

If she learnt that 9 months ago.......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2015, 11:57:33 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2015, 01:44:20 PM
Eating chocolate as a beauty treatment...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2961022/Too-good-true-beauty-therapy-chocolate-smooth-wrinkles-increase-blood-flow-help-skin-look-radiant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2961022/Too-good-true-beauty-therapy-chocolate-smooth-wrinkles-increase-blood-flow-help-skin-look-radiant.html)

I did love this bit

Quote
Esthechoc will be sold in boxes of 21 bars to be eaten as a daily ‘dose’ for three weeks.

Somehow I can't see the boxes lasting anywhere near that long.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2015, 01:59:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2015, 01:44:20 PM
Eating chocolate as a beauty treatment...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2961022/Too-good-true-beauty-therapy-chocolate-smooth-wrinkles-increase-blood-flow-help-skin-look-radiant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2961022/Too-good-true-beauty-therapy-chocolate-smooth-wrinkles-increase-blood-flow-help-skin-look-radiant.html)

I did love this bit

Quote
Esthechoc will be sold in boxes of 21 bars to be eaten as a daily ‘dose’ for three weeks.

Somehow I can't see the boxes lasting anywhere near that long.  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on February 20, 2015, 09:15:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2015, 01:44:20 PM
Eating chocolate as a beauty treatment...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2961022/Too-good-true-beauty-therapy-chocolate-smooth-wrinkles-increase-blood-flow-help-skin-look-radiant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2961022/Too-good-true-beauty-therapy-chocolate-smooth-wrinkles-increase-blood-flow-help-skin-look-radiant.html)

I did love this bit

Quote
Esthechoc will be sold in boxes of 21 bars to be eaten as a daily ‘dose’ for three weeks.

Somehow I can't see the boxes lasting anywhere near that long.  lol:

Something to do with 'the cycle'?  rubschin:

21 bars during shark week is more like it.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2015, 05:07:44 AM
Quote from: Baldy on February 20, 2015, 09:15:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2015, 01:44:20 PM
Eating chocolate as a beauty treatment...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2961022/Too-good-true-beauty-therapy-chocolate-smooth-wrinkles-increase-blood-flow-help-skin-look-radiant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2961022/Too-good-true-beauty-therapy-chocolate-smooth-wrinkles-increase-blood-flow-help-skin-look-radiant.html)

I did love this bit

Quote
Esthechoc will be sold in boxes of 21 bars to be eaten as a daily ‘dose’ for three weeks.

Somehow I can't see the boxes lasting anywhere near that long.  lol:

Something to do with 'the cycle'?  rubschin:

21 bars during shark week is more like it.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2015, 08:01:46 AM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-31547073 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-31547073)


 ;D ;D  an honest MP...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2015, 02:26:27 PM
I have in my hand a printed email...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2966608/We-appease-Putin-Green-leader-Natalie-Bennett-says-Russia-needs-walk-away-end-Ukraine-war.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2966608/We-appease-Putin-Green-leader-Natalie-Bennett-says-Russia-needs-walk-away-end-Ukraine-war.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 24, 2015, 07:52:35 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 17, 2015, 05:52:29 AM
Bloke caught shagging postbox  (http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-1-7053512)  noooo:

 He won't be doing it no more, deaded  (http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-who-tried-to-have-sex-with-post-box-is-found-dead-1-7121951)  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2015, 07:54:42 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 24, 2015, 07:52:35 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 17, 2015, 05:52:29 AM
Bloke caught shagging postbox  (http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-1-7053512)  noooo:

 He won't be doing it no more, deaded  (http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-who-tried-to-have-sex-with-post-box-is-found-dead-1-7121951)  noooo:

Post traumatic stress syndrome....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2015, 07:57:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 24, 2015, 07:54:42 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 24, 2015, 07:52:35 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 17, 2015, 05:52:29 AM
Bloke caught shagging postbox  (http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-1-7053512)  noooo:

 He won't be doing it no more, deaded  (http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/man-who-tried-to-have-sex-with-post-box-is-found-dead-1-7121951)  noooo:

Post traumatic stress syndrome....  noooo:


A Posthumous conviction......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2015, 04:24:17 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2015, 04:26:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2015, 04:24:17 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html)

WTF........ eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2015, 04:28:54 PM
If the money is good enough the women on here may start getting ideas......  scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2015, 04:29:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2015, 04:24:17 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html)

Pseudonym..... ::)

His real name is Ivor Bolokof......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2015, 04:30:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2015, 04:29:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2015, 04:24:17 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html)

Pseudonym..... ::)

His real name is Ivor Bolokof......

Haven't heard that since school............ ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2015, 04:31:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 26, 2015, 04:30:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2015, 04:29:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2015, 04:24:17 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html)

Pseudonym..... ::)

His real name is Ivor Bolokof......

Haven't heard that since school............ ::)

Not that long then.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2015, 04:33:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2015, 04:31:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 26, 2015, 04:30:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2015, 04:29:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2015, 04:24:17 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html)

Pseudonym..... ::)

His real name is Ivor Bolokof......

Haven't heard that since school............ ::)

Not that long then.... ::)


 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2015, 04:42:19 PM
Well if you are going to break the law you may as well take the piss as well and getting a government grant for over £1 million to ramp up production certainly manages that.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2970317/Gipsies-took-1-3million-government-grant-upgrade-site-turned-giant-cannabis-factory.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2970317/Gipsies-took-1-3million-government-grant-upgrade-site-turned-giant-cannabis-factory.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2015, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2015, 04:42:19 PM
Well if you are going to break the law you may as well take the piss as well and getting a government grant for over £1 million to ramp up production certainly manages that.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2970317/Gipsies-took-1-3million-government-grant-upgrade-site-turned-giant-cannabis-factory.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2970317/Gipsies-took-1-3million-government-grant-upgrade-site-turned-giant-cannabis-factory.html)


 noooo:  like the Paphos mayor....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2015, 06:53:45 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-31638993 (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-31638993)


 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2015, 07:14:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 26, 2015, 06:53:45 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-31638993 (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-31638993)


 cussing:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2015, 11:30:45 AM
Sounds like there might finally be an insurance policy that Nick can take out   rubschin:

Quote
TOP TEN  WACKY INSURANCE POLICIES ON OVER BY VIRGIN MONEY

1. Engulfed by a 'sharknado'
2. Attacked by a 100 ft tall Stay Puft marshmallow man
3. Dalek invasion
4. Attack by a world terraforming engine (ie: Superman)
5. Injury caused being pursued by a Giant from a cloud-based castle
6. Getting trampled by Godzilla
7. Attack by Decepticon (ie: Transformers)
8. Attack by heat ray from Martian tripods
9. Attack by the Loch Ness monster
10. Being given the cruciatus curse by Lord Voldemort

I'd have loved to have been able to sit in on the meeting where they put this policy together, come to think of it Nick does consulting work doesn't he....  rubschin:

Quote
A poll of 16,000 British adults recently found only 23 per cent have a life insurance policy, falling to just 15 per cent in London though rising to 31 per cent in Northern Ireland.

Darrell Evans added: 'Essentially what this tells us is that if Londoners got caught up in a row between Thor and Dark Elf Malekith over his plans to destroy the universe and restore the Dark Elves to dominance by unleashing the Aether at the centre of the Convergence in Greenwich, fewer than two in ten adults would have appropriate cover.

Actually I think it tells us that the Columbian marching powder that you lot seem to be blowing your money on during movie nights is pretty bloody potent  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2971292/Death-Dalek-Loch-Ness-Monster-Ghostbusters-marshmallow-man-bizarre-fates-covered-Virgin-life-insurance.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2971292/Death-Dalek-Loch-Ness-Monster-Ghostbusters-marshmallow-man-bizarre-fates-covered-Virgin-life-insurance.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2015, 01:08:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2015, 07:14:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 26, 2015, 06:53:45 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-31638993 (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-31638993)


 cussing:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 01:54:07 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2015, 01:55:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 01:54:07 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2015, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 01:54:07 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html)
eeek:

Darwinism foiled eh?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2015, 02:49:12 PM
 
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 01:54:07 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html)

eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 03:33:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 02, 2015, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 01:54:07 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html)
eeek:

Darwinism foiled eh?

Only if he decides that was his last jump  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2015, 08:05:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 03:33:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 02, 2015, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 01:54:07 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html)
eeek:

Darwinism foiled eh?

Only if he decides that was his last jump  rubschin:
true

I did wonder if we could start up a charity sponsoring 100% free fall jumping for the retarded and all those who plead in court "I had a troubled childhood"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2015, 08:08:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 02, 2015, 08:05:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 03:33:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 02, 2015, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 01:54:07 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html)
eeek:

Darwinism foiled eh?

Only if he decides that was his last jump  rubschin:
true

I did wonder if we could start up a charity sponsoring 100% free fall jumping for the retarded and all those who plead in court "I had a troubled childhood"

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 02, 2015, 08:57:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 02, 2015, 08:08:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 02, 2015, 08:05:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 03:33:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 02, 2015, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 01:54:07 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html)
eeek:

Darwinism foiled eh?

Only if he decides that was his last jump  rubschin:
true

I did wonder if we could start up a charity sponsoring 100% free fall jumping for the retarded and all those who plead in court "I had a troubled childhood"

 Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 03, 2015, 08:39:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2015, 02:49:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2015, 01:54:07 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974843/Terrifying-moment-skydiver-suffers-seizure-freefall-plummets-unconscious-instructor-comes-rescue-pulls-open-parachute-seconds-spare.html)

eeek: eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 09, 2015, 05:26:23 PM
Teen stabbed in bum near Emirates minutes before Arsenal match (http://www.islingtongazette.co.uk/news/crime-court/teen_stabbed_in_bum_near_emirates_minutes_before_arsenal_match_1_3974074)

Bottom-stabbings are often used as humiliation attacks  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 12:35:07 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-31805312 (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-31805312)


 noooo:    noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2015, 02:08:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 12:35:07 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-31805312 (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-31805312)


 noooo:    noooo:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

teaching kids to grow up to menace pedestrians?   noooo:   evil: evil: evil:

Here's a tip:  if your kid isn't old enough to learn how to ride on the road then don't give the little cherub a bike. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2015, 03:38:02 PM
Why can I see Apey considering this the next time he has to head back over to the UK...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2987568/The-man-posted-London-Perth-wooden-BOX-went-escape-death-sentence-Sri-Lanka-smuggling-heroin-lives-quiet-life-Adelaide-two-dogs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2987568/The-man-posted-London-Perth-wooden-BOX-went-escape-death-sentence-Sri-Lanka-smuggling-heroin-lives-quiet-life-Adelaide-two-dogs.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 03:40:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2015, 03:38:02 PM
Why can I see Apey considering this the next time he has to head back over to the UK...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2987568/The-man-posted-London-Perth-wooden-BOX-went-escape-death-sentence-Sri-Lanka-smuggling-heroin-lives-quiet-life-Adelaide-two-dogs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2987568/The-man-posted-London-Perth-wooden-BOX-went-escape-death-sentence-Sri-Lanka-smuggling-heroin-lives-quiet-life-Adelaide-two-dogs.html)

I did read that....... rubschin:  and I could smoke...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2015, 03:43:37 PM
What kind of maniac do you have to be to think it's fun to throw yourself out of a plane and then SET FIRE to your parachute on the way down.  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2987949/Are-ultimate-adrenaline-junkies-Astonishing-video-shows-skydivers-setting-FIRE-petrol-soaked-parachutes-plummet-earth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2987949/Are-ultimate-adrenaline-junkies-Astonishing-video-shows-skydivers-setting-FIRE-petrol-soaked-parachutes-plummet-earth.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 07:31:39 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31814083 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31814083)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2015, 07:34:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 07:31:39 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31814083 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31814083)

 ;D ;D

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2015, 09:02:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 07:31:39 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31814083 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31814083)

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 10, 2015, 09:19:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 10, 2015, 09:02:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 07:31:39 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31814083 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31814083)

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2015, 09:54:03 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 10, 2015, 09:19:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 10, 2015, 09:02:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 07:31:39 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31814083 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31814083)

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2015, 05:55:30 PM
Hope for acrobatic laydees  :thumbsup:

http://www.sun.ac.za/english/Lists/news/DispForm.aspx?ID=2328 (http://www.sun.ac.za/english/Lists/news/DispForm.aspx?ID=2328)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 13, 2015, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 13, 2015, 05:55:30 PM
Hope for acrobatic laydees  :thumbsup:

http://www.sun.ac.za/english/Lists/news/DispForm.aspx?ID=2328 (http://www.sun.ac.za/english/Lists/news/DispForm.aspx?ID=2328)

While i'm pleased for the recipient, I have to confess to a twinge of sympathy for the donor . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2015, 06:45:16 PM
BM had no use for it noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2015, 09:00:05 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 13, 2015, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 13, 2015, 05:55:30 PM
Hope for acrobatic laydees  :thumbsup:

http://www.sun.ac.za/english/Lists/news/DispForm.aspx?ID=2328 (http://www.sun.ac.za/english/Lists/news/DispForm.aspx?ID=2328)

While i'm pleased for the recipient, I have to confess to a twinge of sympathy for the donor . .
eeek:

Going to be hilarious if donor was black and recipient white
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2015, 09:46:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 13, 2015, 09:00:05 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 13, 2015, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 13, 2015, 05:55:30 PM
Hope for acrobatic laydees  :thumbsup:

http://www.sun.ac.za/english/Lists/news/DispForm.aspx?ID=2328 (http://www.sun.ac.za/english/Lists/news/DispForm.aspx?ID=2328)

While i'm pleased for the recipient, I have to confess to a twinge of sympathy for the donor . .
eeek:

Going to be hilarious if donor was black and recipient white

"This is the second time that this type of procedure was attempted, but the first time in history that a successful long-term result was achieved" 

The first one was a cock-up then?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2015, 09:48:03 PM
Poor BM  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2015, 04:19:11 PM
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/31873611 (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/31873611)

Not quite a fantastic but I did this guys wedding .....nice bloke but an animal at the bar... eeek:

I had to sleep in my car that night...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2015, 04:52:50 PM
 eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2994398/Heart-pounding-moment-biker-risks-life-attempts-horizontal-traverse-famed-White-Line-trail-Sedona-s-red-rock-cliffs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2994398/Heart-pounding-moment-biker-risks-life-attempts-horizontal-traverse-famed-White-Line-trail-Sedona-s-red-rock-cliffs.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2015, 04:59:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2015, 04:52:50 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2994398/Heart-pounding-moment-biker-risks-life-attempts-horizontal-traverse-famed-White-Line-trail-Sedona-s-red-rock-cliffs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2994398/Heart-pounding-moment-biker-risks-life-attempts-horizontal-traverse-famed-White-Line-trail-Sedona-s-red-rock-cliffs.html)

I bet he doesn't need a saddle with balls that big!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2015, 10:18:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2015, 04:59:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2015, 04:52:50 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2994398/Heart-pounding-moment-biker-risks-life-attempts-horizontal-traverse-famed-White-Line-trail-Sedona-s-red-rock-cliffs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2994398/Heart-pounding-moment-biker-risks-life-attempts-horizontal-traverse-famed-White-Line-trail-Sedona-s-red-rock-cliffs.html)

I bet he doesn't need a saddle with balls that big!  lol:

With a girlfriend like that he needs to be at home ....emptying them.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2015, 10:07:21 AM
Probably the first time he's heard what the electorate think of him  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2995261/Nick-Clegg-s-fury-overhears-Sky-News-presenter-calling-lying-two-faced-swine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2995261/Nick-Clegg-s-fury-overhears-Sky-News-presenter-calling-lying-two-faced-swine.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 15, 2015, 07:17:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2015, 10:07:21 AM
Probably the first time he's heard what the electorate think of him  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2995261/Nick-Clegg-s-fury-overhears-Sky-News-presenter-calling-lying-two-faced-swine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2995261/Nick-Clegg-s-fury-overhears-Sky-News-presenter-calling-lying-two-faced-swine.html)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2015, 06:04:53 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11490431/British-faeces-could-contain-500-million-of-gold-silver-and-platinum.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11490431/British-faeces-could-contain-500-million-of-gold-silver-and-platinum.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2015, 06:08:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2015, 06:04:53 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11490431/British-faeces-could-contain-500-million-of-gold-silver-and-platinum.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11490431/British-faeces-could-contain-500-million-of-gold-silver-and-platinum.html)

Munny.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2015, 08:58:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2015, 06:04:53 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11490431/British-faeces-could-contain-500-million-of-gold-silver-and-platinum.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11490431/British-faeces-could-contain-500-million-of-gold-silver-and-platinum.html)

A gold ring you say?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2015, 09:03:55 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2015, 08:58:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2015, 06:04:53 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11490431/British-faeces-could-contain-500-million-of-gold-silver-and-platinum.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11490431/British-faeces-could-contain-500-million-of-gold-silver-and-platinum.html)

A gold ring you say?
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 23, 2015, 10:18:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 23, 2015, 09:03:55 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2015, 08:58:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2015, 06:04:53 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11490431/British-faeces-could-contain-500-million-of-gold-silver-and-platinum.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11490431/British-faeces-could-contain-500-million-of-gold-silver-and-platinum.html)

A gold ring you say?
lol:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 04:18:16 AM
WTF??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11489856/University-lecturer-plays-students-X-rated-video-of-herself.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11489856/University-lecturer-plays-students-X-rated-video-of-herself.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2015, 07:07:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 04:18:16 AM
WTF??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11489856/University-lecturer-plays-students-X-rated-video-of-herself.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11489856/University-lecturer-plays-students-X-rated-video-of-herself.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 08:42:01 AM
Doesn't performance art usually have a theme or a meaning? In this case I suspect its something along the lines of 'desperately in need of therapy'  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2015, 09:36:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2015, 07:07:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 04:18:16 AM
WTF??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11489856/University-lecturer-plays-students-X-rated-video-of-herself.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11489856/University-lecturer-plays-students-X-rated-video-of-herself.html)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2015, 09:37:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 08:42:01 AM
Doesn't performance art usually have a theme or a meaning? In this case I suspect its something along the lines of 'desperately in need of therapy'  rubschin:

They should have posted the video so we could judge for ourselves....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2015, 09:39:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2015, 09:37:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 08:42:01 AM
Doesn't performance art usually have a theme or a meaning? In this case I suspect its something along the lines of 'desperately in need of therapy'  rubschin:

They should have posted the video so we could judge for ourselves....  whistle:


I like art..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 11:30:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2015, 09:37:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 08:42:01 AM
Doesn't performance art usually have a theme or a meaning? In this case I suspect its something along the lines of 'desperately in need of therapy'  rubschin:

They should have posted the video so we could judge for ourselves....  whistle:

The description sounded bad enough  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2015, 12:01:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 11:30:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2015, 09:37:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 08:42:01 AM
Doesn't performance art usually have a theme or a meaning? In this case I suspect its something along the lines of 'desperately in need of therapy'  rubschin:

They should have posted the video so we could judge for ourselves....  whistle:

The description sounded bad enough  eeek:
Bambi will never seem the same again  cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2015, 12:39:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 04:18:16 AM
WTF??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11489856/University-lecturer-plays-students-X-rated-video-of-herself.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11489856/University-lecturer-plays-students-X-rated-video-of-herself.html)
The Telegraph has really lost its way these days.

Missed a great opportunity to print "The Dean is looking into it" or similar.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2015, 12:41:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2015, 09:37:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 08:42:01 AM
Doesn't performance art usually have a theme or a meaning? In this case I suspect its something along the lines of 'desperately in need of therapy'  rubschin:

They should have posted the video so we could judge for ourselves....  whistle:

https://vimeo.com/67556847 (https://vimeo.com/67556847)

Caution advised  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2015, 12:45:33 PM
I forgot to add ****Ouch****

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kleveringwholesale.com%2F_clientfiles%2Fproducts%2FHR%2Flarge%2F1502-01.jpg&hash=599298dfa64a2b7f8ccc0fa19cd469b869ab59f5)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2015, 12:50:55 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 24, 2015, 12:41:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2015, 09:37:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 08:42:01 AM
Doesn't performance art usually have a theme or a meaning? In this case I suspect its something along the lines of 'desperately in need of therapy'  rubschin:

They should have posted the video so we could judge for ourselves....  whistle:

https://vimeo.com/67556847 (https://vimeo.com/67556847)

Caution advised  eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2015, 08:22:09 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2015, 12:39:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 04:18:16 AM
WTF??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11489856/University-lecturer-plays-students-X-rated-video-of-herself.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11489856/University-lecturer-plays-students-X-rated-video-of-herself.html)
The Telegraph has really lost its way these days.

Missed a great opportunity to print "The Dean is looking into it" or similar.  noooo:

 drumroll:    lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 08:42:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2015, 12:50:55 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 24, 2015, 12:41:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2015, 09:37:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2015, 08:42:01 AM
Doesn't performance art usually have a theme or a meaning? In this case I suspect its something along the lines of 'desperately in need of therapy'  rubschin:

They should have posted the video so we could judge for ourselves....  whistle:

https://vimeo.com/67556847 (https://vimeo.com/67556847)

Caution advised  eeek:

 eeek:

What................the.....................fuck???????  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2015, 08:31:46 AM
Don't throw your hand grenades into the garbage?? Emptying the bins must feel like Russian Roulette  eeek: eeek:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/17/uk-serbia-arms-idUKKBN0MD2DD20150317 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/17/uk-serbia-arms-idUKKBN0MD2DD20150317)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2015, 09:03:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2015, 08:31:46 AM
Don't throw your hand grenades into the garbage?? Emptying the bins must feel like Russian Roulette  eeek: eeek:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/17/uk-serbia-arms-idUKKBN0MD2DD20150317 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/17/uk-serbia-arms-idUKKBN0MD2DD20150317)

 lol: lol: lol:

Excellent....  ;D

Politicians are the same everywhere aren't they....?  We'll pass a law, that will completely fix the problem! Oh, wait....  noooo:

If I held a weapon that the gubberment didn't know about which suddenly became illegal I think my first reaction would be to hide it somewhere in case I need it in the future - not dump it in the trash...   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2015, 09:30:57 AM
Students swap clapping for jazz hands at NUS event
 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/32032291)
WTF???  eeek:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fpsmadio3x%2Fjazzhands.jpg&hash=808809fe7cbdd838e2b971daa8c8acef5c275261) (http://postimg.org/image/psmadio3x/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2015, 09:43:31 AM
Wetwork you say...  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/05/uk-germany-spy-leaks-idUKKBN0M11AJ20150305 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/05/uk-germany-spy-leaks-idUKKBN0M11AJ20150305)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2015, 09:48:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2015, 09:43:31 AM
Wetwork you say...  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/05/uk-germany-spy-leaks-idUKKBN0M11AJ20150305 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/05/uk-germany-spy-leaks-idUKKBN0M11AJ20150305)
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2015, 09:53:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2015, 09:03:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2015, 08:31:46 AM
Don't throw your hand grenades into the garbage?? Emptying the bins must feel like Russian Roulette  eeek: eeek:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/17/uk-serbia-arms-idUKKBN0MD2DD20150317 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/17/uk-serbia-arms-idUKKBN0MD2DD20150317)

 lol: lol: lol:

Excellent....  ;D

Politicians are the same everywhere aren't they....?  We'll pass a law, that will completely fix the problem! Oh, wait....  noooo:

If I held a weapon that the gubberment didn't know about which suddenly became illegal I think my first reaction would be to hide it somewhere in case I need it in the future - not dump it in the trash...   whistle:
Exactly  Thumbs:

And there's the idea of passing a law to save the state the cost of policing these weapons yet if you hand one in they give back nothing.   Failed leaders always think more control is the answer and never ever think about the law of unintended consequences.   [/rant mode] 

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2015, 03:26:05 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/03/woman-claims-sex-tree-41341/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/03/woman-claims-sex-tree-41341/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2015, 03:33:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 26, 2015, 03:26:05 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/03/woman-claims-sex-tree-41341/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/03/woman-claims-sex-tree-41341/)

 lol: lol: lol:

Tim obviously has wood....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on March 26, 2015, 07:04:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2015, 03:33:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 26, 2015, 03:26:05 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/03/woman-claims-sex-tree-41341/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/03/woman-claims-sex-tree-41341/)

 lol: lol: lol:

Tim obviously has wood....

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2015, 10:29:48 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 26, 2015, 07:04:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2015, 03:33:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 26, 2015, 03:26:05 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/03/woman-claims-sex-tree-41341/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/03/woman-claims-sex-tree-41341/)

 lol: lol: lol:

Tim obviously has wood....

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2015, 08:36:36 AM
Emotionally Incontinent UK Workers Ask For Compassionate Leave As Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/03/27/emotionally-incontinent-workers-ask-for-compassionate-leave-as-zayn-malik-leaves-one-direction/)

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 28, 2015, 08:54:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2015, 08:36:36 AM
Emotionally Incontinent UK Workers Ask For Compassionate Leave As Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/03/27/emotionally-incontinent-workers-ask-for-compassionate-leave-as-zayn-malik-leaves-one-direction/)

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Just wait until they hear that a certain Jeremy Clarkson is joining . .

Though, to be fair, when he's on the track he rarely travels one direction . . .  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2015, 09:01:48 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 28, 2015, 08:54:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2015, 08:36:36 AM
Emotionally Incontinent UK Workers Ask For Compassionate Leave As Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/03/27/emotionally-incontinent-workers-ask-for-compassionate-leave-as-zayn-malik-leaves-one-direction/)

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Just wait until they hear that a certain Jeremy Clarkson is joining . .

Though, to be fair, when he's on the track he rarely travels one direction . . .  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2015, 01:15:22 PM
Prison escapee Neil Moore faked bail email  Banghead

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32095189 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32095189)


You'd have thought him being a convicted fraudster might have made them check.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2015, 01:18:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 28, 2015, 01:15:22 PM
Prison escapee Neil Moore faked bail email  Banghead

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32095189 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32095189)


You'd have thought him being a convicted fraudster might have made them check.


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2015, 01:45:58 PM
I do like the idea of this and not just because I live in Famouth.

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/11879490.Charity_aims_to_buy_warship_for_new_Falmouth_based_Falklands_museum/?ref=mr (http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/11879490.Charity_aims_to_buy_warship_for_new_Falmouth_based_Falklands_museum/?ref=mr)

Sounds like the charity is going to be better equipped than the navy at this rate.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2015, 03:06:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2015, 01:45:58 PM
I do like the idea of this and not just because I live in Famouth.

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/11879490.Charity_aims_to_buy_warship_for_new_Falmouth_based_Falklands_museum/?ref=mr (http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/11879490.Charity_aims_to_buy_warship_for_new_Falmouth_based_Falklands_museum/?ref=mr)

Sounds like the charity is going to be better equipped than the navy at this rate.  rubschin:

Excellent!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2015, 04:51:04 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3018220/Drunk-arrested-trying-kiss-life-inflatable-DINGHY-d-mistaken-drowning-person-calling-emergency-services-help.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3018220/Drunk-arrested-trying-kiss-life-inflatable-DINGHY-d-mistaken-drowning-person-calling-emergency-services-help.html)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2015, 07:52:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2015, 04:51:04 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3018220/Drunk-arrested-trying-kiss-life-inflatable-DINGHY-d-mistaken-drowning-person-calling-emergency-services-help.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3018220/Drunk-arrested-trying-kiss-life-inflatable-DINGHY-d-mistaken-drowning-person-calling-emergency-services-help.html)

 lol:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2015, 04:30:16 PM
Is it my imagination or does it look like Wayne Rooney...?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3017970/Ewe-look-familiar-Lamb-human-like-features-including-eyes-nose-mouth-born-farm-Russia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3017970/Ewe-look-familiar-Lamb-human-like-features-including-eyes-nose-mouth-born-farm-Russia.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2015, 04:31:53 PM
New smuggers drinking game you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019323/Last-night-real-buzz-shocking-drinking-game-seeing-surge-Mexican-bars-party-goers-electrocuted-scream.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019323/Last-night-real-buzz-shocking-drinking-game-seeing-surge-Mexican-bars-party-goers-electrocuted-scream.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2015, 10:40:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2015, 04:31:53 PM
New smuggers drinking game you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019323/Last-night-real-buzz-shocking-drinking-game-seeing-surge-Mexican-bars-party-goers-electrocuted-scream.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019323/Last-night-real-buzz-shocking-drinking-game-seeing-surge-Mexican-bars-party-goers-electrocuted-scream.html)
Bonkers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2015, 12:07:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2015, 04:31:53 PM
New smuggers drinking game you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019323/Last-night-real-buzz-shocking-drinking-game-seeing-surge-Mexican-bars-party-goers-electrocuted-scream.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019323/Last-night-real-buzz-shocking-drinking-game-seeing-surge-Mexican-bars-party-goers-electrocuted-scream.html)

 Thumbs:  BM towers......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2015, 03:19:40 PM
An accident? Did they think she cut herself shaving??  Banghead Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019745/Coroner-slams-bungling-police-destroyed-vital-evidence-murder-scene-treated-death-pensioner-throat-slit-body-set-fire-ACCIDENT.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019745/Coroner-slams-bungling-police-destroyed-vital-evidence-murder-scene-treated-death-pensioner-throat-slit-body-set-fire-ACCIDENT.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2015, 03:26:18 PM
The Jeremy Clarkson school of dentistry?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3021293/Getting-root-problem-Father-turns-amateur-dentist-ties-eight-year-old-son-s-tooth-Chevy-Camaro-hits-accelerator.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3021293/Getting-root-problem-Father-turns-amateur-dentist-ties-eight-year-old-son-s-tooth-Chevy-Camaro-hits-accelerator.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2015, 11:00:47 PM
One for Miss D...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3021065/Real-life-Willy-Wonka-takes-THREE-DAYS-create-7ft-tall-monster-Easter-egg.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3021065/Real-life-Willy-Wonka-takes-THREE-DAYS-create-7ft-tall-monster-Easter-egg.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2015, 12:54:24 PM
 eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022741/Painful-lesson-Physics-teacher-gets-chop-swinging-axe-coworker-s-genitals-classroom-experiment-went-awry.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022741/Painful-lesson-Physics-teacher-gets-chop-swinging-axe-coworker-s-genitals-classroom-experiment-went-awry.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2015, 12:59:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2015, 12:54:24 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022741/Painful-lesson-Physics-teacher-gets-chop-swinging-axe-coworker-s-genitals-classroom-experiment-went-awry.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022741/Painful-lesson-Physics-teacher-gets-chop-swinging-axe-coworker-s-genitals-classroom-experiment-went-awry.html)

I saw that on Faceache the other day.... I'm not clicking it again.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2015, 01:35:00 PM
At least the axe was the wrong way around..



I can just hear Miss D ranting about the proper way to use one  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2015, 02:31:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2015, 12:59:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2015, 12:54:24 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022741/Painful-lesson-Physics-teacher-gets-chop-swinging-axe-coworker-s-genitals-classroom-experiment-went-awry.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022741/Painful-lesson-Physics-teacher-gets-chop-swinging-axe-coworker-s-genitals-classroom-experiment-went-awry.html)

I saw that on Faceache the other day.... I'm not clicking it again.....  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Does remind me of the old "that's where your Dad hit me with an axe"  joke
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 02, 2015, 05:13:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 02, 2015, 02:31:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2015, 12:59:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2015, 12:54:24 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022741/Painful-lesson-Physics-teacher-gets-chop-swinging-axe-coworker-s-genitals-classroom-experiment-went-awry.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022741/Painful-lesson-Physics-teacher-gets-chop-swinging-axe-coworker-s-genitals-classroom-experiment-went-awry.html)

I saw that on Faceache the other day.... I'm not clicking it again.....  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Does remind me of the old "that's where your Dad hit me with an axe"  joke

What? The one that goes "right in the c
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2015, 06:35:22 PM
Wonder what will happen if I taser this gold bracelet while I'm holding it?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3023106/How-s-shocking-stupidity-Joker-films-fooling-Taser-electrocutes-tries-piece-gold-jewelry.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3023106/How-s-shocking-stupidity-Joker-films-fooling-Taser-electrocutes-tries-piece-gold-jewelry.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2015, 06:39:44 PM
91st floor?? eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3023204/You-told-job-breeze-Watch-terrifying-moment-window-cleaners-platform-swings-wildly-1-300ft-ground-severe-winds-slams-against-Shanghai-skyscraper.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3023204/You-told-job-breeze-Watch-terrifying-moment-window-cleaners-platform-swings-wildly-1-300ft-ground-severe-winds-slams-against-Shanghai-skyscraper.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2015, 07:51:53 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 02, 2015, 05:13:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 02, 2015, 02:31:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2015, 12:59:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2015, 12:54:24 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022741/Painful-lesson-Physics-teacher-gets-chop-swinging-axe-coworker-s-genitals-classroom-experiment-went-awry.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022741/Painful-lesson-Physics-teacher-gets-chop-swinging-axe-coworker-s-genitals-classroom-experiment-went-awry.html)

I saw that on Faceache the other day.... I'm not clicking it again.....  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Does remind me of the old "that's where your Dad hit me with an axe"  joke

What? The one that goes "right in the c
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2015, 08:10:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2015, 06:39:44 PM
91st floor?? eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3023204/You-told-job-breeze-Watch-terrifying-moment-window-cleaners-platform-swings-wildly-1-300ft-ground-severe-winds-slams-against-Shanghai-skyscraper.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3023204/You-told-job-breeze-Watch-terrifying-moment-window-cleaners-platform-swings-wildly-1-300ft-ground-severe-winds-slams-against-Shanghai-skyscraper.html)
lol: scared2: scared2: scared2:  I would have so shat myself leading to  shitstorm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2015, 06:49:45 PM
Something tells me that Apey will have a (terrible) joke that fits...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3024305/Is-bizarre-excuse-Man-claims-s-no-cheat-says-got-chlamydia-CAR-exhaust-instead.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3024305/Is-bizarre-excuse-Man-claims-s-no-cheat-says-got-chlamydia-CAR-exhaust-instead.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2015, 07:02:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2015, 06:49:45 PM
Something tells me that Apey will have a (terrible) joke that fits...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3024305/Is-bizarre-excuse-Man-claims-s-no-cheat-says-got-chlamydia-CAR-exhaust-instead.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3024305/Is-bizarre-excuse-Man-claims-s-no-cheat-says-got-chlamydia-CAR-exhaust-instead.html)

Something along the lines of the old "Irish man tried to blow up a bus thing."...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2015, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2015, 07:02:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2015, 06:49:45 PM
Something tells me that Apey will have a (terrible) joke that fits...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3024305/Is-bizarre-excuse-Man-claims-s-no-cheat-says-got-chlamydia-CAR-exhaust-instead.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3024305/Is-bizarre-excuse-Man-claims-s-no-cheat-says-got-chlamydia-CAR-exhaust-instead.html)

Something along the lines of the old "Irish man tried to blow up a bus thing."...... rubschin:

Wife suspicious when husband comes home from work exhausted....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2015, 07:24:30 PM
Sounds like the beer here...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3023161/Caught-red-handed-Woman-urinated-laws-tea-YEAR-squatting-teapot-mother-law.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3023161/Caught-red-handed-Woman-urinated-laws-tea-YEAR-squatting-teapot-mother-law.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2015, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2015, 07:24:30 PM
Sounds like the beer here...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3023161/Caught-red-handed-Woman-urinated-laws-tea-YEAR-squatting-teapot-mother-law.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3023161/Caught-red-handed-Woman-urinated-laws-tea-YEAR-squatting-teapot-mother-law.html)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2015, 07:50:36 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-dies-having-sex-with-a-scarecrow-which-was-wearing-a-six-inch-strap-on-penis-5133992/?ito=facebook (http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-dies-having-sex-with-a-scarecrow-which-was-wearing-a-six-inch-strap-on-penis-5133992/?ito=facebook)   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2015, 11:24:51 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 04, 2015, 07:50:36 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-dies-having-sex-with-a-scarecrow-which-was-wearing-a-six-inch-strap-on-penis-5133992/?ito=facebook (http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-dies-having-sex-with-a-scarecrow-which-was-wearing-a-six-inch-strap-on-penis-5133992/?ito=facebook)   eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2015, 11:54:14 PM
What the Fuck?? Well I'm sure you are right and it she did notice you, just in a 'get that sick pervert away from me' way rather than a 'I want to spend he rest of my life with him'  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-ejaculated-into-colleagues-coffee-because-he-fancied-her-5133632/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-ejaculated-into-colleagues-coffee-because-he-fancied-her-5133632/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2015, 11:55:32 PM
Well it's been said that there is a growing mental health problem in the UK, I think that we have just seen the proof.  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/04/loads-of-people-think-ed-miliband-is-sexy-5134793/?ito=v-b (http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/04/loads-of-people-think-ed-miliband-is-sexy-5134793/?ito=v-b)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2015, 11:58:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2015, 11:54:14 PM
What the Fuck?? Well I'm sure you are right and it she did notice you, just in a 'get that sick pervert away from me' way rather than a 'I want to spend he rest of my life with him'  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-ejaculated-into-colleagues-coffee-because-he-fancied-her-5133632/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-ejaculated-into-colleagues-coffee-because-he-fancied-her-5133632/)

cream in your coffee....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2015, 12:12:15 AM
How to ruin someone's childhood in one easy step, wrong on so many levels.  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/04/elmo-and-cookie-monster-have-some-furry-fun-together-in-this-childhood-ruining-clip-5134801/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/04/elmo-and-cookie-monster-have-some-furry-fun-together-in-this-childhood-ruining-clip-5134801/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2015, 06:53:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2015, 12:12:15 AM
How to ruin someone's childhood in one easy step, wrong on so many levels.  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/04/elmo-and-cookie-monster-have-some-furry-fun-together-in-this-childhood-ruining-clip-5134801/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/04/elmo-and-cookie-monster-have-some-furry-fun-together-in-this-childhood-ruining-clip-5134801/)

Filthy little bastards....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2015, 08:16:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2015, 06:53:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2015, 12:12:15 AM
How to ruin someone's childhood in one easy step, wrong on so many levels.  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/04/elmo-and-cookie-monster-have-some-furry-fun-together-in-this-childhood-ruining-clip-5134801/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/04/elmo-and-cookie-monster-have-some-furry-fun-together-in-this-childhood-ruining-clip-5134801/)

Filthy little bastards....  noooo:

Just as well Wenchy won't see that, she's just the right age to have watched Sesame Street as a kid. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2015, 05:30:51 PM
Wonder if Baldy supplies the festival...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3028751/Revellers-carry-giant-phalluses-streets-Kawasaki-City-Japan-Kanamara-Matsuri-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3028751/Revellers-carry-giant-phalluses-streets-Kawasaki-City-Japan-Kanamara-Matsuri-festival.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 07, 2015, 05:32:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2015, 05:30:51 PM
Wonder if Baldy supplies the festival...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3028751/Revellers-carry-giant-phalluses-streets-Kawasaki-City-Japan-Kanamara-Matsuri-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3028751/Revellers-carry-giant-phalluses-streets-Kawasaki-City-Japan-Kanamara-Matsuri-festival.html)

None that big.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2015, 05:40:42 PM
What about the glasses and lollipops...? You could be missing out on a new market here  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2015, 09:28:03 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 07, 2015, 05:32:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2015, 05:30:51 PM
Wonder if Baldy supplies the festival...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3028751/Revellers-carry-giant-phalluses-streets-Kawasaki-City-Japan-Kanamara-Matsuri-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3028751/Revellers-carry-giant-phalluses-streets-Kawasaki-City-Japan-Kanamara-Matsuri-festival.html)

None that big.  noooo:

"Mark them 'Medium' "
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 07, 2015, 09:36:58 PM
 lol: lol: lol:


Residents of Kawasaki eh?  I don't think I'll ever be able to look at a Kawasaki in the same light again
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2015, 11:23:07 PM
Isn't BM's bike a Kawasaki...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2015, 05:17:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2015, 11:23:07 PM
Isn't BM's bike a Kawasaki...  rubschin:

No!  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2015, 06:08:03 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3031660/Is-worst-revenge-prank-Man-passed-party-wakes-friend-tattooed-face-call-ambulance-DIY-kit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3031660/Is-worst-revenge-prank-Man-passed-party-wakes-friend-tattooed-face-call-ambulance-DIY-kit.html)

Sounds like the kind of thing Apey would do...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2015, 06:10:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2015, 06:08:03 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3031660/Is-worst-revenge-prank-Man-passed-party-wakes-friend-tattooed-face-call-ambulance-DIY-kit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3031660/Is-worst-revenge-prank-Man-passed-party-wakes-friend-tattooed-face-call-ambulance-DIY-kit.html)

Sounds like the kind of thing Apey would do...  rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2015, 06:19:01 PM
So someone has given you an embarrassing tattoo on your back one night when you were pissed then...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2015, 06:27:50 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3031951/Buried-alive-Helmet-camera-captures-terrifying-footage-panicked-screams-piste-skier-swept-avalanche.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3031951/Buried-alive-Helmet-camera-captures-terrifying-footage-panicked-screams-piste-skier-swept-avalanche.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2015, 06:28:05 PM
Headline in local rag: "I lost ten stone before I ended up in an early grave"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2015, 06:50:50 PM
 eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11526175/Bull-semen-worth-approximately-70k-stolen-from-farm-in-Minnesota-US.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11526175/Bull-semen-worth-approximately-70k-stolen-from-farm-in-Minnesota-US.html)

Guess someone had sticky fingers...

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2015, 06:51:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2015, 06:50:50 PM
eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11526175/Bull-semen-worth-approximately-70k-stolen-from-farm-in-Minnesota-US.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11526175/Bull-semen-worth-approximately-70k-stolen-from-farm-in-Minnesota-US.html)

Guess someone had sticky fingers...

 redface:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2015, 06:52:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 09, 2015, 06:51:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2015, 06:50:50 PM
eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11526175/Bull-semen-worth-approximately-70k-stolen-from-farm-in-Minnesota-US.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11526175/Bull-semen-worth-approximately-70k-stolen-from-farm-in-Minnesota-US.html)

Guess someone had sticky fingers...

 redface:

 drumroll:

Oh God, my jokes are getting as bad as Apey's and BM's  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2015, 06:54:32 PM
Kaye  cloud9:   oh                 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2015, 10:59:35 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3033539/The-man-HALF-STONE-penis-45-year-old-enlarged-silicone-injections-big-struggles-sex.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3033539/The-man-HALF-STONE-penis-45-year-old-enlarged-silicone-injections-big-struggles-sex.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2015, 05:05:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2015, 10:59:35 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3033539/The-man-HALF-STONE-penis-45-year-old-enlarged-silicone-injections-big-struggles-sex.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3033539/The-man-HALF-STONE-penis-45-year-old-enlarged-silicone-injections-big-struggles-sex.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2015, 09:42:10 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2015, 10:49:33 PM
Climb a 72 storey skyscraper using nothing but chalk and sticky tape..  eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/dubai/11531959/French-climber-scales-Dubai-skyscraper.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/dubai/11531959/French-climber-scales-Dubai-skyscraper.html)

Darwin I think this guy is thumbing his nose at you...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 09:11:02 AM
A suicide bomber en route to his target gets blown up by a roadside bomb. Karma is a wonderful thing.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038067/Incredible-footage-shows-ISIS-suicide-bomber-s-car-explode-MID-AIR-vehicle-blasted-skywards-seconds-driver-s-IEDs-detonate.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038067/Incredible-footage-shows-ISIS-suicide-bomber-s-car-explode-MID-AIR-vehicle-blasted-skywards-seconds-driver-s-IEDs-detonate.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2015, 09:16:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 09:11:02 AM
A suicide bomber en route to his target gets blown up by a roadside bomb. Karma is a wonderful thing.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038067/Incredible-footage-shows-ISIS-suicide-bomber-s-car-explode-MID-AIR-vehicle-blasted-skywards-seconds-driver-s-IEDs-detonate.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038067/Incredible-footage-shows-ISIS-suicide-bomber-s-car-explode-MID-AIR-vehicle-blasted-skywards-seconds-driver-s-IEDs-detonate.html)

Awesome!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2015, 12:24:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 14, 2015, 09:16:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 09:11:02 AM
A suicide bomber en route to his target gets blown up by a roadside bomb. Karma is a wonderful thing.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038067/Incredible-footage-shows-ISIS-suicide-bomber-s-car-explode-MID-AIR-vehicle-blasted-skywards-seconds-driver-s-IEDs-detonate.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038067/Incredible-footage-shows-ISIS-suicide-bomber-s-car-explode-MID-AIR-vehicle-blasted-skywards-seconds-driver-s-IEDs-detonate.html)

Awesome!  eveilgrin:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2015, 01:11:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 14, 2015, 12:24:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 14, 2015, 09:16:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 09:11:02 AM
A suicide bomber en route to his target gets blown up by a roadside bomb. Karma is a wonderful thing.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038067/Incredible-footage-shows-ISIS-suicide-bomber-s-car-explode-MID-AIR-vehicle-blasted-skywards-seconds-driver-s-IEDs-detonate.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038067/Incredible-footage-shows-ISIS-suicide-bomber-s-car-explode-MID-AIR-vehicle-blasted-skywards-seconds-driver-s-IEDs-detonate.html)

Awesome!  eveilgrin:

 ;D ;D
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2015, 02:06:17 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 14, 2015, 01:11:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 14, 2015, 12:24:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 14, 2015, 09:16:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 09:11:02 AM
A suicide bomber en route to his target gets blown up by a roadside bomb. Karma is a wonderful thing.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038067/Incredible-footage-shows-ISIS-suicide-bomber-s-car-explode-MID-AIR-vehicle-blasted-skywards-seconds-driver-s-IEDs-detonate.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038067/Incredible-footage-shows-ISIS-suicide-bomber-s-car-explode-MID-AIR-vehicle-blasted-skywards-seconds-driver-s-IEDs-detonate.html)

Awesome!  eveilgrin:

 ;D ;D
happy001

 point:

Free earworm:

"76 little virgins, sitting in the back seat..."
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 02:49:42 PM
A victory for common sense. if the stupid bastard hadn't been trying to steal from the school he wouldn't have injured himself.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038306/Family-burglar-fell-skylight-fail-bid-sue-council.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038306/Family-burglar-fell-skylight-fail-bid-sue-council.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2015, 03:14:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 02:49:42 PM
A victory for common sense. if the stupid bastard hadn't been trying to steal from the school he wouldn't have injured himself.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038306/Family-burglar-fell-skylight-fail-bid-sue-council.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038306/Family-burglar-fell-skylight-fail-bid-sue-council.html)

Most excellent!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 06:40:34 PM
Orgasm? Abstinence? Bloody hell some parents must REALLY hate their kids.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038183/Who-call-child-AIRWRECKA-worst-baby-names-world-revealed-include-Lucifer-Orgasm-munique.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038183/Who-call-child-AIRWRECKA-worst-baby-names-world-revealed-include-Lucifer-Orgasm-munique.html)

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32bqcj/what_is_the_worst_name_youve_seen_given_to_a/?limit=500 (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32bqcj/what_is_the_worst_name_youve_seen_given_to_a/?limit=500)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2015, 06:42:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 06:40:34 PM
Orgasm? Abstinence? Bloody hell some parents must REALLY hate their kids.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038183/Who-call-child-AIRWRECKA-worst-baby-names-world-revealed-include-Lucifer-Orgasm-munique.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038183/Who-call-child-AIRWRECKA-worst-baby-names-world-revealed-include-Lucifer-Orgasm-munique.html)

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32bqcj/what_is_the_worst_name_youve_seen_given_to_a/?limit=500 (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32bqcj/what_is_the_worst_name_youve_seen_given_to_a/?limit=500)


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 10:51:05 PM
I hope for BM's sake LL isn't reading this and getting ideas....  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038218/Woman-boyfriend-pretended-dog-washing-machine-glues-naked-chair-waxing-strips.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038218/Woman-boyfriend-pretended-dog-washing-machine-glues-naked-chair-waxing-strips.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2015, 11:03:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 10:51:05 PM
I hope for BM's sake LL isn't reading this and getting ideas....  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038218/Woman-boyfriend-pretended-dog-washing-machine-glues-naked-chair-waxing-strips.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038218/Woman-boyfriend-pretended-dog-washing-machine-glues-naked-chair-waxing-strips.html)

Or puts it on facebook....... whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 11:11:07 PM
Nope can't see any reason why someone wouldn't give you a job  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F04%2F14%2F16%2F278F2B4D00000578-3038366-image-a-7_1429025626275.jpg&hash=ece6e7b8ca1290818ad61118cd7570150f798c9a)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038366/Man-calls-King-Inkland-keeps-nipples-sprouts-freezer-claims-workplace-discrimination-prevented-getting-job.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038366/Man-calls-King-Inkland-keeps-nipples-sprouts-freezer-claims-workplace-discrimination-prevented-getting-job.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2015, 05:41:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 11:11:07 PM
Nope can't see any reason why someone wouldn't give you a job  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F04%2F14%2F16%2F278F2B4D00000578-3038366-image-a-7_1429025626275.jpg&hash=ece6e7b8ca1290818ad61118cd7570150f798c9a)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038366/Man-calls-King-Inkland-keeps-nipples-sprouts-freezer-claims-workplace-discrimination-prevented-getting-job.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038366/Man-calls-King-Inkland-keeps-nipples-sprouts-freezer-claims-workplace-discrimination-prevented-getting-job.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2015, 05:43:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 11:11:07 PM
Nope can't see any reason why someone wouldn't give you a job  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F04%2F14%2F16%2F278F2B4D00000578-3038366-image-a-7_1429025626275.jpg&hash=ece6e7b8ca1290818ad61118cd7570150f798c9a)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038366/Man-calls-King-Inkland-keeps-nipples-sprouts-freezer-claims-workplace-discrimination-prevented-getting-job.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038366/Man-calls-King-Inkland-keeps-nipples-sprouts-freezer-claims-workplace-discrimination-prevented-getting-job.html)

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2015, 08:35:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2015, 05:41:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 11:11:07 PM
Nope can't see any reason why someone wouldn't give you a job  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F04%2F14%2F16%2F278F2B4D00000578-3038366-image-a-7_1429025626275.jpg&hash=ece6e7b8ca1290818ad61118cd7570150f798c9a)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038366/Man-calls-King-Inkland-keeps-nipples-sprouts-freezer-claims-workplace-discrimination-prevented-getting-job.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038366/Man-calls-King-Inkland-keeps-nipples-sprouts-freezer-claims-workplace-discrimination-prevented-getting-job.html)

 noooo:

How can he afford them.... evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2015, 09:00:55 AM
Bizarre things the UK taxpayer is funding?   rubschin:

Easier than having brats as an excuse to keep you on the dole, plus you do not need to worry about them growing up and churning out another just in time to keep signing on.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2015, 10:14:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2015, 05:41:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 11:11:07 PM
Nope can't see any reason why someone wouldn't give you a job  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F04%2F14%2F16%2F278F2B4D00000578-3038366-image-a-7_1429025626275.jpg&hash=ece6e7b8ca1290818ad61118cd7570150f798c9a)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038366/Man-calls-King-Inkland-keeps-nipples-sprouts-freezer-claims-workplace-discrimination-prevented-getting-job.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038366/Man-calls-King-Inkland-keeps-nipples-sprouts-freezer-claims-workplace-discrimination-prevented-getting-job.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Here's an idea:  he gets no benefits unless he agrees to spend 6 hours a day standing outside tattoo parlours holding a sign saying "Be a Fuckwit and never get paid again"

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2015, 06:27:04 PM
Strong in the farce, the BBC is  lol:

Quote
However, despite the fact that Mr Elfwick's Twitter bio states that he is a 'demisexual genderqueen Muslim atheist' he was still invited on to the programme.

Despite? That description sounds like it hits most of the BBC's selection criteria.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3045850/Star-Wars-anti-women-anti-gay-Darth-Vader-listens-rap-music-BBC-apologise-invited-hoaxer-air-slam-sci-fi-movie-series.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3045850/Star-Wars-anti-women-anti-gay-Darth-Vader-listens-rap-music-BBC-apologise-invited-hoaxer-air-slam-sci-fi-movie-series.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2015, 12:08:18 PM
If I was the cynical sort I'd wonder if your friend had a thing for your wife after making a suggestion like that...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3046769/Man-left-agony-unable-sex-injecting-VASELINE-penis-hope-make-manhood-bigger.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3046769/Man-left-agony-unable-sex-injecting-VASELINE-penis-hope-make-manhood-bigger.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2015, 12:09:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2015, 12:08:18 PM
If I was the cynical sort I'd wonder if your friend had a thing for your wife after making a suggestion like that...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3046769/Man-left-agony-unable-sex-injecting-VASELINE-penis-hope-make-manhood-bigger.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3046769/Man-left-agony-unable-sex-injecting-VASELINE-penis-hope-make-manhood-bigger.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2015, 12:17:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2015, 12:08:18 PM
If I was the cynical sort I'd wonder if your friend had a thing for your wife after making a suggestion like that...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3046769/Man-left-agony-unable-sex-injecting-VASELINE-penis-hope-make-manhood-bigger.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3046769/Man-left-agony-unable-sex-injecting-VASELINE-penis-hope-make-manhood-bigger.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2015, 06:32:08 PM
One for Darwin and BM...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3048655/More-chitty-chitty-bang-bang-old-banger-Dealer-ditches-modern-cars-booming-business-vintage-Model-Ts-no-road-tax-MOT-cheaper-run.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3048655/More-chitty-chitty-bang-bang-old-banger-Dealer-ditches-modern-cars-booming-business-vintage-Model-Ts-no-road-tax-MOT-cheaper-run.html)

They could relive childhood memories  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2015, 07:05:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2015, 06:32:08 PM
One for Darwin and BM...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3048655/More-chitty-chitty-bang-bang-old-banger-Dealer-ditches-modern-cars-booming-business-vintage-Model-Ts-no-road-tax-MOT-cheaper-run.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3048655/More-chitty-chitty-bang-bang-old-banger-Dealer-ditches-modern-cars-booming-business-vintage-Model-Ts-no-road-tax-MOT-cheaper-run.html)

They could relive childhood memories  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2015, 11:26:28 PM
Cue BM, Nick and Apey with the standard pork in cider jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049067/Halal-sex-shop-set-open-MECCA-Sensual-aids-available-buy-Islam-s-holiest-city-time.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049067/Halal-sex-shop-set-open-MECCA-Sensual-aids-available-buy-Islam-s-holiest-city-time.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2015, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2015, 11:26:28 PM
Cue BM, Nick and Apey with the standard pork in cider jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049067/Halal-sex-shop-set-open-MECCA-Sensual-aids-available-buy-Islam-s-holiest-city-time.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049067/Halal-sex-shop-set-open-MECCA-Sensual-aids-available-buy-Islam-s-holiest-city-time.html)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2015, 06:43:46 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 21, 2015, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2015, 11:26:28 PM
Cue BM, Nick and Apey with the standard pork in cider jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049067/Halal-sex-shop-set-open-MECCA-Sensual-aids-available-buy-Islam-s-holiest-city-time.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049067/Halal-sex-shop-set-open-MECCA-Sensual-aids-available-buy-Islam-s-holiest-city-time.html)

 evil:

 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 10:47:20 AM
And today's No Shit Sherlock award goes to Colorado Springs PD..

Quote
'Investigation revealed a resident was fed up with fighting his computer for the last several months,' said the statement, entitled 'Man Kills His Computer.'
'He took the computer into the back alley and fired eight shots into the computer with a handgun, effectively disabling it,' it added.

Effectively disabling it? Really? I'd never have guessed  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F04%2F22%2F05%2F27D7B80500000578-3049370-image-a-31_1429675919083.jpg&hash=b9e367c716684d13816e8d6e031df38d568cbb44)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049370/Colorado-man-cited-killing-uncooperative-computer-handgun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049370/Colorado-man-cited-killing-uncooperative-computer-handgun.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2015, 11:02:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 10:47:20 AM
And today's No Shit Sherlock award goes to Colorado Springs PD..

Quote
'Investigation revealed a resident was fed up with fighting his computer for the last several months,' said the statement, entitled 'Man Kills His Computer.'
'He took the computer into the back alley and fired eight shots into the computer with a handgun, effectively disabling it,' it added.

Effectively disabling it? Really? I'd never have guessed  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F04%2F22%2F05%2F27D7B80500000578-3049370-image-a-31_1429675919083.jpg&hash=b9e367c716684d13816e8d6e031df38d568cbb44)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049370/Colorado-man-cited-killing-uncooperative-computer-handgun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049370/Colorado-man-cited-killing-uncooperative-computer-handgun.html)

Nick...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2015, 11:08:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2015, 06:32:08 PM
One for Darwin and BM...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3048655/More-chitty-chitty-bang-bang-old-banger-Dealer-ditches-modern-cars-booming-business-vintage-Model-Ts-no-road-tax-MOT-cheaper-run.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3048655/More-chitty-chitty-bang-bang-old-banger-Dealer-ditches-modern-cars-booming-business-vintage-Model-Ts-no-road-tax-MOT-cheaper-run.html)

They could relive childhood memories  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tomtomaudio.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fsummer-sounds%2Fvintage-bentley.jpg&hash=ed6bb772119beff0bcb46b4981c8bceca8af8e2c)

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 12:46:27 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 12:46:27 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.html)

Darwin...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2015, 02:23:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 12:46:27 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.html)

Darwin...... rubschin:

Oh noes....  noooo:


...but if it had been a pair of priceless Purdeys I might have believed you....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2015, 02:26:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2015, 02:23:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 12:46:27 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.html)

Darwin...... rubschin:

Oh noes....  noooo:


...but if it had been a pair of priceless Purdeys I might have believed you....  whistle:

 Thumbs:


is it time for my avengers joke....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2015, 02:26:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2015, 02:26:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2015, 02:23:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 12:46:27 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.html)

Darwin...... rubschin:

Oh noes....  noooo:


...but if it had been a pair of priceless Purdeys I might have believed you....  whistle:

 Thumbs:


is it time for my avengers joke....... rubschin:

...or my story about the court case....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 11:51:57 PM
Nick?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3051151/Governments-HIDING-aliens-claims-former-defence-minister-Paul-Hellyer-urges-world-leaders-reveal-secret-files.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3051151/Governments-HIDING-aliens-claims-former-defence-minister-Paul-Hellyer-urges-world-leaders-reveal-secret-files.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2015, 04:28:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 11:51:57 PM
Nick?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3051151/Governments-HIDING-aliens-claims-former-defence-minister-Paul-Hellyer-urges-world-leaders-reveal-secret-files.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3051151/Governments-HIDING-aliens-claims-former-defence-minister-Paul-Hellyer-urges-world-leaders-reveal-secret-files.html)

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2015, 01:18:45 AM
Funeral......strippers??  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32448416 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32448416)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2015, 06:49:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2015, 01:18:45 AM
Funeral......strippers??  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32448416 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32448416)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2015, 11:44:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2015, 06:49:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2015, 01:18:45 AM
Funeral......strippers??  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32448416 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32448416)

 rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:

Next they'll be banning dwarf tossing at funerals
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2015, 04:18:06 PM
Wonder if we could start something similar here....  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/04/24/uk-venezuela-maduro-idUKKBN0NF2CH20150424 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/04/24/uk-venezuela-maduro-idUKKBN0NF2CH20150424)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2015, 04:19:25 PM
One for TMR....  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/04/14/uk-usa-airlines-seattle-idUKKBN0N501H20150414 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/04/14/uk-usa-airlines-seattle-idUKKBN0N501H20150414)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2015, 04:23:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2015, 04:19:25 PM
One for TMR....  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/04/14/uk-usa-airlines-seattle-idUKKBN0N501H20150414 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/04/14/uk-usa-airlines-seattle-idUKKBN0N501H20150414)

AFFS...........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2015, 04:29:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 25, 2015, 04:23:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2015, 04:19:25 PM
One for TMR....  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/04/14/uk-usa-airlines-seattle-idUKKBN0N501H20150414 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/04/14/uk-usa-airlines-seattle-idUKKBN0N501H20150414)

AFFS...........

You can't expect me to remember all the bollocks that gets posted on here  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2015, 05:26:41 PM
A manure expo??? You've got to be shitting me  redface:

http://news.yahoo.com/manure-trade-shows-slogan-contest-produces-pile-entries-133927840.html (http://news.yahoo.com/manure-trade-shows-slogan-contest-produces-pile-entries-133927840.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2015, 07:25:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2015, 05:26:41 PM
A manure expo??? You've got to be shitting me  redface:

http://news.yahoo.com/manure-trade-shows-slogan-contest-produces-pile-entries-133927840.html (http://news.yahoo.com/manure-trade-shows-slogan-contest-produces-pile-entries-133927840.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2015, 11:45:48 AM
'I support Ukip,' says Moors murderer Ian Brady (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3055928/Moors-murderer-Ian-Brady-reveals-Ukip-supporter-brands-David-Dimbleby-establishment-dumpling-series-ranting-letters-Ashworth-hospital.html)

A new low....  noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2015, 01:51:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2015, 11:45:48 AM
'I support Ukip,' says Moors murderer Ian Brady (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3055928/Moors-murderer-Ian-Brady-reveals-Ukip-supporter-brands-David-Dimbleby-establishment-dumpling-series-ranting-letters-Ashworth-hospital.html)

A new low....  noooo:

Well that's put me right off him.............. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2015, 03:14:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 26, 2015, 01:51:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2015, 11:45:48 AM
'I support Ukip,' says Moors murderer Ian Brady (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3055928/Moors-murderer-Ian-Brady-reveals-Ukip-supporter-brands-David-Dimbleby-establishment-dumpling-series-ranting-letters-Ashworth-hospital.html)

A new low....  noooo:

Well that's put me right off him.............. noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2015, 12:56:20 AM
 eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/26/remember-your-loved-one-by-putting-their-ashes-in-a-dildo-5168393/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/26/remember-your-loved-one-by-putting-their-ashes-in-a-dildo-5168393/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2015, 06:56:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2015, 12:56:20 AM
eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/26/remember-your-loved-one-by-putting-their-ashes-in-a-dildo-5168393/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/26/remember-your-loved-one-by-putting-their-ashes-in-a-dildo-5168393/)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2015, 06:57:09 AM
Don't tell LL  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2015, 07:08:28 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 27, 2015, 06:57:09 AM
Don't tell LL  noooo:

I won't!  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2015, 05:32:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 27, 2015, 07:08:28 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 27, 2015, 06:57:09 AM
Don't tell LL  noooo:

I won't!  scared2:

I will supply her one for free.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2015, 05:35:17 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 27, 2015, 05:32:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 27, 2015, 07:08:28 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 27, 2015, 06:57:09 AM
Don't tell LL  noooo:

I won't!  scared2:

I will supply her one for free.  Thumbs:

I'm almost afraid to ask who's ashes you are going to use....  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2015, 12:15:20 AM
Telling the developers to duck off you say...  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32479685 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32479685)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2015, 09:27:17 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3057820/Feast-eyes-Sufi-Muslim-holy-men-perform-bizarre-acts-self-torture-religious-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3057820/Feast-eyes-Sufi-Muslim-holy-men-perform-bizarre-acts-self-torture-religious-festival.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2015, 10:44:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2015, 09:27:17 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3057820/Feast-eyes-Sufi-Muslim-holy-men-perform-bizarre-acts-self-torture-religious-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3057820/Feast-eyes-Sufi-Muslim-holy-men-perform-bizarre-acts-self-torture-religious-festival.html)

Not clicking....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2015, 11:06:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2015, 10:44:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2015, 09:27:17 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3057820/Feast-eyes-Sufi-Muslim-holy-men-perform-bizarre-acts-self-torture-religious-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3057820/Feast-eyes-Sufi-Muslim-holy-men-perform-bizarre-acts-self-torture-religious-festival.html)

Not clicking....  noooo:

I wish I hadn't, I'm not normally squeamish but that did get to me.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2015, 11:39:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2015, 10:44:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2015, 09:27:17 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3057820/Feast-eyes-Sufi-Muslim-holy-men-perform-bizarre-acts-self-torture-religious-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3057820/Feast-eyes-Sufi-Muslim-holy-men-perform-bizarre-acts-self-torture-religious-festival.html)

Not clicking....  noooo:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2015, 11:58:37 AM
 noooo: noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3059872/Six-officers-arrest-former-Monty-Python-cameraman-lampooning-politicians-Pensioner-71-quizzed-two-hours-satirical-posters-told-police-wasn-t-expecting-Spanish-Inquisition.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3059872/Six-officers-arrest-former-Monty-Python-cameraman-lampooning-politicians-Pensioner-71-quizzed-two-hours-satirical-posters-told-police-wasn-t-expecting-Spanish-Inquisition.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2015, 05:09:42 PM
Can't think why the kid would wander off and hide...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3060512/You-dead-m-going-oven-total-s-Furious-father-s-hilarious-Homer-Simpson-like-rant-store-Tannoy-son-wanders-gets-lost.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3060512/You-dead-m-going-oven-total-s-Furious-father-s-hilarious-Homer-Simpson-like-rant-store-Tannoy-son-wanders-gets-lost.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2015, 05:21:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2015, 05:09:42 PM
Can't think why the kid would wander off and hide...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3060512/You-dead-m-going-oven-total-s-Furious-father-s-hilarious-Homer-Simpson-like-rant-store-Tannoy-son-wanders-gets-lost.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3060512/You-dead-m-going-oven-total-s-Furious-father-s-hilarious-Homer-Simpson-like-rant-store-Tannoy-son-wanders-gets-lost.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2015, 01:21:02 AM
Somehow I can't see myself wanting to visit it...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3061566/Tiny-Italian-village-opens-Museum-S-t-dedicated-study-220-000-lbs-cow-excrement-architect-claims-smells-fresh-daisy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3061566/Tiny-Italian-village-opens-Museum-S-t-dedicated-study-220-000-lbs-cow-excrement-architect-claims-smells-fresh-daisy.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2015, 04:33:23 PM
I know I shouldn't laugh at this but  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3062525/Bind-gap-Vandals-BRICK-train-door-German-subway-noticed-12-stops-passengers-thought-new-feature.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3062525/Bind-gap-Vandals-BRICK-train-door-German-subway-noticed-12-stops-passengers-thought-new-feature.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2015, 06:56:47 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3062668/Incredible-video-shows-Russian-hiker-performing-surgery-mountainside-using-just-SNOW-anaesthetic.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3062668/Incredible-video-shows-Russian-hiker-performing-surgery-mountainside-using-just-SNOW-anaesthetic.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2015, 08:44:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2015, 06:56:47 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3062668/Incredible-video-shows-Russian-hiker-performing-surgery-mountainside-using-just-SNOW-anaesthetic.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3062668/Incredible-video-shows-Russian-hiker-performing-surgery-mountainside-using-just-SNOW-anaesthetic.html)
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2015, 11:52:00 PM
Note to self, if a woman asks you for a cigarette bloody give her one...  eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/11571202/Woman-sets-petrol-pump-on-fire-in-Jerusalem.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/11571202/Woman-sets-petrol-pump-on-fire-in-Jerusalem.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2015, 05:42:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2015, 11:52:00 PM
Note to self, if a woman asks you for a cigarette bloody give her one...  eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/11571202/Woman-sets-petrol-pump-on-fire-in-Jerusalem.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/11571202/Woman-sets-petrol-pump-on-fire-in-Jerusalem.html)

Give her one eh...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2015, 01:24:29 PM
http://dailybuzzlive.com/76-year-old-woman-kicked-out-of-kfc-for-breastfeeding-her-42-year-old-son-2/ (http://dailybuzzlive.com/76-year-old-woman-kicked-out-of-kfc-for-breastfeeding-her-42-year-old-son-2/)  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2015, 02:56:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2015, 05:42:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2015, 11:52:00 PM
Note to self, if a woman asks you for a cigarette bloody give her one...  eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/11571202/Woman-sets-petrol-pump-on-fire-in-Jerusalem.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/11571202/Woman-sets-petrol-pump-on-fire-in-Jerusalem.html)

Give her one eh...?  eyes:

Cigarette you dirty minded poltroon, propositioning a deranged pyromaniac is not on my bucket list.    ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2015, 05:26:37 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fri3mz4mbj%2Fbaldy.jpg&hash=b31bf698a200fdf9e682ed5111a6116e486a5668) (http://postimg.org/image/ri3mz4mbj/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2015, 05:40:02 PM
The Italian army is cultivating cut price 'medical' cannabis to reduce the cost to patients in the country...  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32531376 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32531376)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2015, 10:49:04 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 01, 2015, 05:26:37 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fri3mz4mbj%2Fbaldy.jpg&hash=b31bf698a200fdf9e682ed5111a6116e486a5668) (http://postimg.org/image/ri3mz4mbj/)
happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2015, 11:40:12 PM
Apey could afford to pay for Misty's tooth and zip wire....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3065344/How-make-home-famous-property-role-film-set-earn-3-000-day.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3065344/How-make-home-famous-property-role-film-set-earn-3-000-day.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2015, 11:52:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2015, 11:40:12 PM
Apey could afford to pay for Misty's tooth and zip wire....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3065344/How-make-home-famous-property-role-film-set-earn-3-000-day.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3065344/How-make-home-famous-property-role-film-set-earn-3-000-day.html)

 rubschin:  a squat,,,,,,,
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 12:25:29 AM
A knob throwing and food festival, something tells me that this will have the ageing degenerates BM, Apey and Nick  cracking jokes for a while..  rubschin:

Quote
Organisers of a "knob throwing" competition in Dorset hope the current champion tossing record will be broken later.

The record is held by Dave Phillips with a throw of 29.4m (96ft) set in 2012.

The event also features a knob eating contest, knob darts and a knob-a-thon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-32549090 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-32549090)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2015, 12:50:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 12:25:29 AM
A knob throwing and food festival, something tells me that this will have the ageing degenerates BM, Apey and Nick  cracking jokes for a while..  rubschin:

Quote
Organisers of a "knob throwing" competition in Dorset hope the current champion tossing record will be broken later.

The record is held by Dave Phillips with a throw of 29.4m (96ft) set in 2012.

The event also features a knob eating contest, knob darts and a knob-a-thon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-32549090 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-32549090)

They started it ...calling it knob tossing......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 11:46:42 PM
How gormless do you have to be to decide that this will be a good look and well worth the health risks...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F05%2F04%2F00%2F2843CE2500000578-3066540-Father_of_one_Romario_Dos_Santos_Alves_25_risked_his_life_by_inj-a-52_1430694336480.jpg&hash=a116ed5812517e1cec44b8b20205da451ffed9aa)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2015, 11:52:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 11:46:42 PM
How gormless do you have to be to decide that this will be a good look and well worth the health risks...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F05%2F04%2F00%2F2843CE2500000578-3066540-Father_of_one_Romario_Dos_Santos_Alves_25_risked_his_life_by_inj-a-52_1430694336480.jpg&hash=a116ed5812517e1cec44b8b20205da451ffed9aa)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html)


 noooo:

but alcohol injections ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2015, 12:00:35 AM
Straight into the muscle, all the pain with no getting pissed.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2015, 12:10:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2015, 12:00:35 AM
Straight into the muscle, all the pain with no getting pissed.  noooo:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2015, 05:52:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 11:46:42 PM
How gormless do you have to be to decide that this will be a good look and well worth the health risks...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F05%2F04%2F00%2F2843CE2500000578-3066540-Father_of_one_Romario_Dos_Santos_Alves_25_risked_his_life_by_inj-a-52_1430694336480.jpg&hash=a116ed5812517e1cec44b8b20205da451ffed9aa)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on May 04, 2015, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 11:46:42 PM
How gormless do you have to be to decide that this will be a good look and well worth the health risks...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F05%2F04%2F00%2F2843CE2500000578-3066540-Father_of_one_Romario_Dos_Santos_Alves_25_risked_his_life_by_inj-a-52_1430694336480.jpg&hash=a116ed5812517e1cec44b8b20205da451ffed9aa)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html)

He is GROSS  sick2: sick2: sick2:
He needs his bumps read  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2015, 12:31:27 AM
5 years old?  eeek:

https://youtu.be/pzXL-KM2UqU (https://youtu.be/pzXL-KM2UqU)

I remember when I was a kid there were a load of us who would play at Bruce Lee, Monkey or The Water Margin but nowhere near this.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/11580210/bruce-lee-fight-scene-boy.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/11580210/bruce-lee-fight-scene-boy.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2015, 06:03:16 PM
Remove your own appendix?  Shocked:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32481442 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32481442)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2015, 12:40:39 AM
I can't help but wonder just how many people had the immediate reaction of thinking how to rob the damn thing as soon as they read the article.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3070697/The-cash-machine-drives-meet-App-lets-order-car-bring-money-want-trialled-Poland.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3070697/The-cash-machine-drives-meet-App-lets-order-car-bring-money-want-trialled-Poland.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2015, 12:53:11 PM
Well this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'honourable member', I'm guessing that whoever it was that filled in the ballot paper must be feeling a right dickhead now. (thought I'd get a couple of puns in before the three stooges start) whistle:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/welsh-voter-inadvertently-helps-to-reelected-tory-mp-after-drawing-penis-on-ballot-paper-10238218.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/welsh-voter-inadvertently-helps-to-reelected-tory-mp-after-drawing-penis-on-ballot-paper-10238218.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2015, 01:34:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2015, 12:53:11 PM
Well this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'honourable member', I'm guessing that whoever it was that filled in the ballot paper must be feeling a right dickhead now. (thought I'd get a couple of puns in before the three stooges start) whistle:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/welsh-voter-inadvertently-helps-to-reelected-tory-mp-after-drawing-penis-on-ballot-paper-10238218.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/welsh-voter-inadvertently-helps-to-reelected-tory-mp-after-drawing-penis-on-ballot-paper-10238218.html)

He dropped a bollock there didn't he?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2015, 07:53:04 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/08/man-banned-from-flying-after-waving-sex-toy-around-and-exposing-pinocchio-penis-tattoo-5188145/?ito=facebook (http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/08/man-banned-from-flying-after-waving-sex-toy-around-and-exposing-pinocchio-penis-tattoo-5188145/?ito=facebook)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2015, 12:24:47 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/06/crocodile-locks-on-to-mans-testicle-5183305/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/06/crocodile-locks-on-to-mans-testicle-5183305/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2015, 01:55:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2015, 12:24:47 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/06/crocodile-locks-on-to-mans-testicle-5183305/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/06/crocodile-locks-on-to-mans-testicle-5183305/)

Not clicking....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on May 11, 2015, 01:42:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2015, 12:24:47 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/06/crocodile-locks-on-to-mans-testicle-5183305/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/06/crocodile-locks-on-to-mans-testicle-5183305/)

What the hell was he doing with the Crocodile between his thighs  rubschin: eeek:

Perv deserves all he got  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2015, 01:45:58 PM
I know how he feels  NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on May 11, 2015, 02:47:07 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 11, 2015, 01:45:58 PM
I know how he feels  NickSick NickSick

That is what happens when you take ladies up the Erewash at your age ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2015, 02:51:20 PM
Quote from: boogs on May 11, 2015, 02:47:07 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 11, 2015, 01:45:58 PM
I know how he feels  NickSick NickSick

That is what happens when you take ladies up the Erewash at your age ::)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2015, 02:52:46 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2015, 02:53:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 11, 2015, 02:51:20 PM
Quote from: boogs on May 11, 2015, 02:47:07 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 11, 2015, 01:45:58 PM
I know how he feels  NickSick NickSick

That is what happens when you take ladies up the Erewash at your age ::)

 ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2015, 02:08:35 AM
How the hell do you not notice that you have accidentally cut your hand off with a power tool???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078831/DIY-fanatic-DIDN-T-NOTICE-sliced-hand-following-power-saw-accident-went-pick-piece-wood-spotted-feet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078831/DIY-fanatic-DIDN-T-NOTICE-sliced-hand-following-power-saw-accident-went-pick-piece-wood-spotted-feet.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2015, 02:11:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2015, 02:08:35 AM
How the hell do you not notice that you have accidentally cut your hand off with a power tool???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078831/DIY-fanatic-DIDN-T-NOTICE-sliced-hand-following-power-saw-accident-went-pick-piece-wood-spotted-feet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078831/DIY-fanatic-DIDN-T-NOTICE-sliced-hand-following-power-saw-accident-went-pick-piece-wood-spotted-feet.html)

Darwin........... noooo:

 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2015, 02:15:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 13, 2015, 02:11:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2015, 02:08:35 AM
How the hell do you not notice that you have accidentally cut your hand off with a power tool???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078831/DIY-fanatic-DIDN-T-NOTICE-sliced-hand-following-power-saw-accident-went-pick-piece-wood-spotted-feet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078831/DIY-fanatic-DIDN-T-NOTICE-sliced-hand-following-power-saw-accident-went-pick-piece-wood-spotted-feet.html)

Darwin........... noooo:

 

Can't be, he has a man for menial tasks  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2015, 08:55:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2015, 02:15:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 13, 2015, 02:11:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2015, 02:08:35 AM
How the hell do you not notice that you have accidentally cut your hand off with a power tool???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078831/DIY-fanatic-DIDN-T-NOTICE-sliced-hand-following-power-saw-accident-went-pick-piece-wood-spotted-feet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078831/DIY-fanatic-DIDN-T-NOTICE-sliced-hand-following-power-saw-accident-went-pick-piece-wood-spotted-feet.html)

Darwin........... noooo:

 

Can't be, he has a man for menial tasks  rubschin:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2015, 12:33:13 PM
Sure son, you can practice throwing knives at your younger sister. After all, you are old enough to do it now as a nine year old...  eeek: eeek:

And they seem like such a normal family..  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F05%2F14%2F09%2F28A7FDDA00000578-0-image-a-9_1431592573565.jpg&hash=45174f0252e9102e866cb856593b28c092078e45)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3081267/World-s-youngest-knife-thrower-nine-launches-BLADES-seven-year-old-sister-day-school-mom-says-s-perfectly-safe.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3081267/World-s-youngest-knife-thrower-nine-launches-BLADES-seven-year-old-sister-day-school-mom-says-s-perfectly-safe.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 12:00:10 PM
Terrorised by a vicious evil................tortoise  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3084080/A-sex-mad-tortoise-terrorising-family-Placid-Slow-moving-Don-t-believe-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3084080/A-sex-mad-tortoise-terrorising-family-Placid-Slow-moving-Don-t-believe-it.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2015, 12:10:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2015, 08:55:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2015, 02:15:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 13, 2015, 02:11:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2015, 02:08:35 AM
How the hell do you not notice that you have accidentally cut your hand off with a power tool???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078831/DIY-fanatic-DIDN-T-NOTICE-sliced-hand-following-power-saw-accident-went-pick-piece-wood-spotted-feet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078831/DIY-fanatic-DIDN-T-NOTICE-sliced-hand-following-power-saw-accident-went-pick-piece-wood-spotted-feet.html)

Darwin........... noooo:

 

Can't be, he has a man for menial tasks  rubschin:

 :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 04:19:28 PM
 eeek:



 eeek:



 eeek:



 sick2: sick2: sick2:

Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in foods of ultimate wrongness....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2015, 05:12:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 04:19:28 PM
eeek:



 eeek:



 eeek:



 sick2: sick2: sick2:

Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in foods of ultimate wrongness....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html)

Not clicking/////// noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2015, 05:46:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 16, 2015, 05:12:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 04:19:28 PM
eeek:



 eeek:



 eeek:



 sick2: sick2: sick2:

Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in foods of ultimate wrongness....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html)

Not clicking/////// noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on May 16, 2015, 09:16:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2015, 05:46:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 16, 2015, 05:12:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 04:19:28 PM
eeek:



 eeek:



 eeek:



 sick2: sick2: sick2:

Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in foods of ultimate wrongness....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html)

Not clicking/////// noooo:

 noooo:

Your all right it only shows beef and pork  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2015, 10:48:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2015, 04:19:28 PM
eeek:



 eeek:



 eeek:



 sick2: sick2: sick2:

Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in foods of ultimate wrongness....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html)
sick2: sick2:   noooo:

Liked the bit about the customer seemingly only being upset because it was too expensive

Quote
A local priest who ate at the restaurant - in the south-eastern province of Anambra - was alarmed at the price of meals there, let alone where the meat came from,BBC Swahili reported.
He was presented with a bill of 700 Naira - around £2.20 - when the daily wage for tens of millions of Nigerians is approximately 60p.
The priest said: 'The attendant noticed my reaction and told me it was the small piece of meat I had eaten that made the bill scale that high.
'I did not know I had been served with human meat, and that it was that expensive.'

Priests eh  ::)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2015, 12:54:45 AM
So scientists have made a life sized replica of a T-Rex so that they can dissect it..........slow day at the lab was it?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3085562/Dissecting-dinosaur-Scientists-carry-autopsy-life-sized-Tyrannosaurus-Rex-replica-solve-mysteries-huge-predator.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3085562/Dissecting-dinosaur-Scientists-carry-autopsy-life-sized-Tyrannosaurus-Rex-replica-solve-mysteries-huge-predator.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on May 18, 2015, 01:12:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2015, 12:54:45 AM
So scientists have made a life sized replica of a T-Rex so that they can dissect it..........slow day at the lab was it?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3085562/Dissecting-dinosaur-Scientists-carry-autopsy-life-sized-Tyrannosaurus-Rex-replica-solve-mysteries-huge-predator.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3085562/Dissecting-dinosaur-Scientists-carry-autopsy-life-sized-Tyrannosaurus-Rex-replica-solve-mysteries-huge-predator.html)

Indeed..  noooo:

how 'bout dissecting the real threats to us....like politicians and such.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2015, 01:16:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2015, 12:54:45 AM
So scientists have made a life sized replica of a T-Rex so that they can dissect it..........slow day at the lab was it?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3085562/Dissecting-dinosaur-Scientists-carry-autopsy-life-sized-Tyrannosaurus-Rex-replica-solve-mysteries-huge-predator.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3085562/Dissecting-dinosaur-Scientists-carry-autopsy-life-sized-Tyrannosaurus-Rex-replica-solve-mysteries-huge-predator.html)
Silent Witness - the dinosaur episodes?

What a waste of (thankfully) other people's money.  And the conclusion is a bit obvious: "we conclude that the animal died from having its tissues replaced with toxic polyurethane foam"

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on May 18, 2015, 01:19:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 18, 2015, 01:16:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2015, 12:54:45 AM
So scientists have made a life sized replica of a T-Rex so that they can dissect it..........slow day at the lab was it?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3085562/Dissecting-dinosaur-Scientists-carry-autopsy-life-sized-Tyrannosaurus-Rex-replica-solve-mysteries-huge-predator.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3085562/Dissecting-dinosaur-Scientists-carry-autopsy-life-sized-Tyrannosaurus-Rex-replica-solve-mysteries-huge-predator.html)
Silent Witness - the dinosaur episodes?

What a waste of (thankfully) other people's money.  And the conclusion is a bit obvious: "we conclude that the animal died from having its tissues replaced with toxic polyurethane foam"

 lol: lol: lol:

if that didn't do it, the dissection certainly did.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2015, 02:51:51 PM
Oregon sewage treatment company plans brew-up in a pissery (http://m.thegrocer.co.uk/opinion/bogof/oregon-sewage-treatment-company-plans-brew-up-in-a-pissery/517762.article?fontSize=1)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2015, 05:41:12 PM

Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2015, 02:51:51 PM
Oregon sewage treatment company plans brew-up in a pissery (http://m.thegrocer.co.uk/opinion/bogof/oregon-sewage-treatment-company-plans-brew-up-in-a-pissery/517762.article?fontSize=1)

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2015, 06:04:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2015, 02:51:51 PM
Oregon sewage treatment company plans brew-up in a pissery (http://m.thegrocer.co.uk/opinion/bogof/oregon-sewage-treatment-company-plans-brew-up-in-a-pissery/517762.article?fontSize=1)

happy001

Thought you already did that here BM...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2015, 06:21:02 PM
A whole new definition for safe sex, putting the handbrake on  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3086193/Russian-woman-drowns-Lada-having-drunken-sex-husband-rolls-river.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3086193/Russian-woman-drowns-Lada-having-drunken-sex-husband-rolls-river.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2015, 06:41:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2015, 06:21:02 PM
A whole new definition for safe sex, putting the handbrake on  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3086193/Russian-woman-drowns-Lada-having-drunken-sex-husband-rolls-river.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3086193/Russian-woman-drowns-Lada-having-drunken-sex-husband-rolls-river.html)
eeek:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on May 18, 2015, 07:20:45 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2015, 08:27:41 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fuh3snauap%2Fcorpse.jpg&hash=45d0d5d94fbb3459a753ed4c4c937631ee0387c0) (http://postimg.org/image/uh3snauap/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2015, 09:00:24 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 19, 2015, 08:27:41 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fuh3snauap%2Fcorpse.jpg&hash=45d0d5d94fbb3459a753ed4c4c937631ee0387c0) (http://postimg.org/image/uh3snauap/)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2015, 09:40:51 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 19, 2015, 08:27:41 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fuh3snauap%2Fcorpse.jpg&hash=45d0d5d94fbb3459a753ed4c4c937631ee0387c0) (http://postimg.org/image/uh3snauap/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2015, 06:53:55 AM
Another vigil for a victim of police brutality. Quiet, placid, wouldn't have said moo to a goose...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-32800365 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-32800365)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2015, 03:07:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2015, 06:53:55 AM
Another vigil for a victim of police brutality. Quiet, placid, wouldn't have said moo to a goose...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-32800365 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-32800365)
there'll be some milking this story
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2015, 08:55:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 20, 2015, 03:07:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2015, 06:53:55 AM
Another vigil for a victim of police brutality. Quiet, placid, wouldn't have said moo to a goose...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-32800365 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-32800365)
there'll be some milking this story

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F05%2F20%2F19%2F28E82BD300000578-3089865-image-a-30_1432147387768.jpg&hash=3329ce8af31b96ab7da20369f8a1478b4867bc89)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2015, 08:59:21 PM
al Qaeda use application forms? I wonder if they carry it further and have interviews??  rubschin:

"Well Abu, what do you think you can bring to the group?"

"A hook for a hand, a pilot's licence and a burning hatred of the west..."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3089870/Who-contact-case-martyr-Chilling-al-Qaeda-job-application.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3089870/Who-contact-case-martyr-Chilling-al-Qaeda-job-application.html)

 noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2015, 11:11:41 PM
Well that's a birthday party that won't be forgotten in a hurry..  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/579381/Passing-plane-RAIN-POO-sweet-16-birthday-party (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/579381/Passing-plane-RAIN-POO-sweet-16-birthday-party)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 12:02:43 AM
 
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2015, 11:11:41 PM
Well that's a birthday party that won't be forgotten in a hurry..  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/579381/Passing-plane-RAIN-POO-sweet-16-birthday-party (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/579381/Passing-plane-RAIN-POO-sweet-16-birthday-party)

 eeek:  a day ths emoticon was made for shitstorm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2015, 12:18:47 AM
Something tells me that it will hit the fan once the investigation is complete.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 01:15:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2015, 12:18:47 AM
Something tells me that it will hit the fan once the investigation is complete.  rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2015, 10:17:17 AM
Hey Bruce, fancy hitting the town for a few tinnies?
Sure Bruce, just let me get my machete...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093811/Boozy-night-town-ends-disaster-man-swings-machete-mate-s-neck-DANCING.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093811/Boozy-night-town-ends-disaster-man-swings-machete-mate-s-neck-DANCING.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 11:49:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2015, 10:17:17 AM
Hey Bruce, fancy hitting the town for a few tinnies?
Sure Bruce, just let me get my machete...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093811/Boozy-night-town-ends-disaster-man-swings-machete-mate-s-neck-DANCING.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093811/Boozy-night-town-ends-disaster-man-swings-machete-mate-s-neck-DANCING.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 05:31:02 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3094174/Sorry-train-delayed-couldn-t-bothered-live-anymore-Shocking-announcement-Great-Western-announcer-death-halts-service.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3094174/Sorry-train-delayed-couldn-t-bothered-live-anymore-Shocking-announcement-Great-Western-announcer-death-halts-service.html)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2015, 11:37:57 PM
Started looking through the images thinking wtf? Then I came to the fourth one and the headline "GLOBAL INK SHORTAGE!!!" came to mind  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3094278/We-ve-inkling-hurts-Thousands-tattoo-lovers-converge-London-international-body-art-world-s-best-artists-showing-skills.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3094278/We-ve-inkling-hurts-Thousands-tattoo-lovers-converge-London-international-body-art-world-s-best-artists-showing-skills.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2015, 06:24:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2015, 11:37:57 PM
Started looking through the images thinking wtf? Then I came to the fourth one and the headline "GLOBAL INK SHORTAGE!!!" came to mind  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3094278/We-ve-inkling-hurts-Thousands-tattoo-lovers-converge-London-international-body-art-world-s-best-artists-showing-skills.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3094278/We-ve-inkling-hurts-Thousands-tattoo-lovers-converge-London-international-body-art-world-s-best-artists-showing-skills.html)

Ugh!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2015, 11:31:34 PM
Wonder if this explains how BM burns the pizza...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3095379/Flamin-clueless-Foods-British-men-tried-barbecue-include-chips-pizza-fruit-survey-revealing-rely-instinct-recipe-books.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3095379/Flamin-clueless-Foods-British-men-tried-barbecue-include-chips-pizza-fruit-survey-revealing-rely-instinct-recipe-books.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2015, 12:37:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2015, 11:31:34 PM
Wonder if this explains how BM burns the pizza...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3095379/Flamin-clueless-Foods-British-men-tried-barbecue-include-chips-pizza-fruit-survey-revealing-rely-instinct-recipe-books.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3095379/Flamin-clueless-Foods-British-men-tried-barbecue-include-chips-pizza-fruit-survey-revealing-rely-instinct-recipe-books.html)
;D but I will not cast the first stone

Just today the "pulled pork" joint I was assisting to BBQ became a humongous napalm fuelled inferno.  We'd only looked away for a few seconds (honest)  redface:

I'm told it still tasted OK
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 01:50:11 AM
To be honest, as long as it isn't completely carbonized you can burn pulled pork and it still tastes damn good.  Thumbs:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 01:59:51 AM
 eeek:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/05/21/us-odd-germany-lamb-idUKM1KBN0O61KY20150521 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/05/21/us-odd-germany-lamb-idUKM1KBN0O61KY20150521)

[Apey]Too many comments[/Apey]

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 10:25:29 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3095182/Hospital-surgeon-allegedly-used-rusty-saw-amputate-patient-s-leg-local-branch-B-Q-closed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3095182/Hospital-surgeon-allegedly-used-rusty-saw-amputate-patient-s-leg-local-branch-B-Q-closed.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2015, 10:50:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 10:25:29 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3095182/Hospital-surgeon-allegedly-used-rusty-saw-amputate-patient-s-leg-local-branch-B-Q-closed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3095182/Hospital-surgeon-allegedly-used-rusty-saw-amputate-patient-s-leg-local-branch-B-Q-closed.html)
eeek: but it worked so  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 06:55:21 PM
 lol: lol: Cockwombles, the lot of them.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3096376/Animal-activists-PETA-demand-Britain-s-oldest-pub-change-Ye-Olde-Fighting-Cocks-Ye-Olde-Clever-Cocks-celebrate-intelligent-chickens.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3096376/Animal-activists-PETA-demand-Britain-s-oldest-pub-change-Ye-Olde-Fighting-Cocks-Ye-Olde-Clever-Cocks-celebrate-intelligent-chickens.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2015, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 06:55:21 PM
lol: lol: Cockwombles, the lot of them.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3096376/Animal-activists-PETA-demand-Britain-s-oldest-pub-change-Ye-Olde-Fighting-Cocks-Ye-Olde-Clever-Cocks-celebrate-intelligent-chickens.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3096376/Animal-activists-PETA-demand-Britain-s-oldest-pub-change-Ye-Olde-Fighting-Cocks-Ye-Olde-Clever-Cocks-celebrate-intelligent-chickens.html)

A classic Daily Mail-ism.  The article shows the headline to be another DM lie  ::)  Where does the DM get its writers from, Creche Bullshit?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2015, 07:50:22 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 25, 2015, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 06:55:21 PM
lol: lol: Cockwombles, the lot of them.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3096376/Animal-activists-PETA-demand-Britain-s-oldest-pub-change-Ye-Olde-Fighting-Cocks-Ye-Olde-Clever-Cocks-celebrate-intelligent-chickens.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3096376/Animal-activists-PETA-demand-Britain-s-oldest-pub-change-Ye-Olde-Fighting-Cocks-Ye-Olde-Clever-Cocks-celebrate-intelligent-chickens.html)

A classic Daily Mail-ism.  The article shows the headline to be another DM lie  ::)  Where does the DM get its writers from, Creche Bullshit?

As I said, cockwombles the lot of them  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2015, 08:09:51 AM
So blindness, hairy palms and how pregnant hands??  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/579890/Muslim-preacher-Islam-hands-pregnant-Mucahid-Cihad-Han-Turkey-religion-televangelist-fatwa (http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/579890/Muslim-preacher-Islam-hands-pregnant-Mucahid-Cihad-Han-Turkey-religion-televangelist-fatwa)

And there was me thinking that you couldn't get more daft than American evangelists
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2015, 01:22:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2015, 08:09:51 AM
So blindness, hairy palms and how pregnant hands??  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/579890/Muslim-preacher-Islam-hands-pregnant-Mucahid-Cihad-Han-Turkey-religion-televangelist-fatwa (http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/579890/Muslim-preacher-Islam-hands-pregnant-Mucahid-Cihad-Han-Turkey-religion-televangelist-fatwa)

And there was me thinking that you couldn't get more daft than American evangelists
lol:

We could have a world championship for bonkers evangelism

We'd have to have a UK semi final between David Icke and Russell Brand though

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2015, 03:30:51 PM
Saw part of an interview with Brand where he is saying he now controls his sexual urges by hitting himself in the bollocks with a book.......




I see a briliant business opportunity here: £20 a swing, can see it making a fortune  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2015, 04:45:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2015, 03:30:51 PM
Saw part of an interview with Brand where he is saying he now controls his sexual urges by hitting himself in the bollocks with a book.......




I see a briliant business opportunity here: £20 a swing, can see it making a fortune  eveilgrin:
:thumbsup: £40 for the lead filled one?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2015, 09:31:42 PM
Reduce my caffeine intake?? Are you mad?? eeek: eeek:

http://www.beveragedaily.com/Regulation-Safety/Scientist-fires-EU-coffee-warning-ahead-of-EFSA-caffeine-publication (http://www.beveragedaily.com/Regulation-Safety/Scientist-fires-EU-coffee-warning-ahead-of-EFSA-caffeine-publication)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 27, 2015, 09:41:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2015, 09:31:42 PM
Reduce my caffeine intake?? Are you mad?? eeek: eeek:

http://www.beveragedaily.com/Regulation-Safety/Scientist-fires-EU-coffee-warning-ahead-of-EFSA-caffeine-publication (http://www.beveragedaily.com/Regulation-Safety/Scientist-fires-EU-coffee-warning-ahead-of-EFSA-caffeine-publication)
Quite

I went and brewed some Death Wish coffee in protest - I even drank it too
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2015, 09:49:19 PM
Coffee training this morning, 2 double espressos, 2 flat whites, 1 americano, 1 capuccino, 1 latte and a babyccino that were made for demonstration purposes made their way down Grumpy's gullet as nobody else wanted one.

Needless to say I was a happy bugger by mid day.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2015, 10:24:13 PM
The latest internet craze is to stuff yourself full of paracetamol until you can't take any more as you are egged on by friends online???  eeek: eeek:

Sounds like Darwin has started catching up to the digital age...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3098184/Mother-teenage-daughter-died-overdose-counter-pills-warns-teenagers-parents-stop-dangerous-new-social-media-craze-dubbed-Paracetamol-Challenge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3098184/Mother-teenage-daughter-died-overdose-counter-pills-warns-teenagers-parents-stop-dangerous-new-social-media-craze-dubbed-Paracetamol-Challenge.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 27, 2015, 10:39:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2015, 10:24:13 PM
The latest internet craze is to stuff yourself full of paracetamol until you can't take any more as you are egged on by friends online???  eeek: eeek:

Sounds like Darwin has started catching up to the digital age...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3098184/Mother-teenage-daughter-died-overdose-counter-pills-warns-teenagers-parents-stop-dangerous-new-social-media-craze-dubbed-Paracetamol-Challenge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3098184/Mother-teenage-daughter-died-overdose-counter-pills-warns-teenagers-parents-stop-dangerous-new-social-media-craze-dubbed-Paracetamol-Challenge.html)
facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2015, 11:34:32 AM
Because Newquay's problem was obviously the hordes of mankini wearers visiting and nothing to do with the fact that it is a sleazy dilapidated shithole you can only visit while completely rat arsed that make Slegness and Blackpool look like luxury 5 star resorts.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3100489/Seaside-town-s-ban-Borat-style-mankinis-helped-cut-crime-drunken-anti-social-behaviour.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3100489/Seaside-town-s-ban-Borat-style-mankinis-helped-cut-crime-drunken-anti-social-behaviour.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2015, 09:27:57 PM
As much as the barman in question was wrong and should have stopped serving him long beforehand you have to be a special kind of fuckwit to think that downing almost 60 shots one after the other is going to be a good idea.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3100830/Barman-convicted-manslaughter-serving-customer-56-shots-encouraged-beat-bar-s-drinking-record-France.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3100830/Barman-convicted-manslaughter-serving-customer-56-shots-encouraged-beat-bar-s-drinking-record-France.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2015, 09:35:49 PM
What the hell....  eeek: eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/580449/Model-squashing-large-women-fat-fetish-sex-face-sit-on (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/580449/Model-squashing-large-women-fat-fetish-sex-face-sit-on)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2015, 09:51:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2015, 09:35:49 PM
What the hell....  eeek: eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/580449/Model-squashing-large-women-fat-fetish-sex-face-sit-on (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/580449/Model-squashing-large-women-fat-fetish-sex-face-sit-on)
And just what were you googling to find that?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2015, 10:01:12 PM
Was looking in the weird news section on the express website 

May be the last time I ever do that....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2015, 10:05:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2015, 10:01:12 PM
Was looking in the weird news section on the express website 

May be the last time I ever do that....  noooo:
You were looking at the Express?      facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2015, 10:07:26 PM
I tend to check the express, reuters and bbc sites for their odd news pages.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2015, 10:24:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2015, 10:07:26 PM
I tend to check the express, reuters and bbc sites for their odd news pages.  redface:
Does the Express have anything but 'odd' pages?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2015, 11:22:26 PM
Safer than poking around in Nick's head for weirdness...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2015, 07:26:25 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3102358/Amazing-moment-100-people-lift-double-decker-bus-trapped-unicyclist-collision-east-London.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3102358/Amazing-moment-100-people-lift-double-decker-bus-trapped-unicyclist-collision-east-London.html)  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2015, 07:31:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2015, 07:26:25 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3102358/Amazing-moment-100-people-lift-double-decker-bus-trapped-unicyclist-collision-east-London.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3102358/Amazing-moment-100-people-lift-double-decker-bus-trapped-unicyclist-collision-east-London.html)  eeek:

 eeek:

Amazing...

...and then plod had to seal off the entire area to take pictures.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2015, 08:19:06 AM
http://sheikyermami.com/2015/05/earthquakes-are-caused-by-the-jeans-wearing-women/ (http://sheikyermami.com/2015/05/earthquakes-are-caused-by-the-jeans-wearing-women/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2015, 08:37:20 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2015, 08:19:06 AM
http://sheikyermami.com/2015/05/earthquakes-are-caused-by-the-jeans-wearing-women/ (http://sheikyermami.com/2015/05/earthquakes-are-caused-by-the-jeans-wearing-women/)

Islamic Preacher: ‘Masturbating Men Will Find Their Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife’ (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/05/26/islamic-preacher-masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife/)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2015, 08:51:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 30, 2015, 07:31:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2015, 07:26:25 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3102358/Amazing-moment-100-people-lift-double-decker-bus-trapped-unicyclist-collision-east-London.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3102358/Amazing-moment-100-people-lift-double-decker-bus-trapped-unicyclist-collision-east-London.html)  eeek:

 eeek:

Amazing...

...and then plod had to seal off the entire area to take pictures.... ::)
Indeed but it has to be said:  wasn't unicycling there a bit like tempting Darwin?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2015, 08:56:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 30, 2015, 08:37:20 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2015, 08:19:06 AM
http://sheikyermami.com/2015/05/earthquakes-are-caused-by-the-jeans-wearing-women/ (http://sheikyermami.com/2015/05/earthquakes-are-caused-by-the-jeans-wearing-women/)

Islamic Preacher: ‘Masturbating Men Will Find Their Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife’ (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/05/26/islamic-preacher-masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife/)

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2015, 08:51:17 PM
How the hell do you drive 40 miles after doing that to your car....??  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F05%2F30%2F15%2F2932927400000578-3103652-image-a-82_1432995131530.jpg&hash=0f32055cd99a51bf90600fb8e0aeb6e1f365c967)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3103652/Motorist-collides-lorry-completely-destroys-car-drives-40-MILES-pulled-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3103652/Motorist-collides-lorry-completely-destroys-car-drives-40-MILES-pulled-police.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2015, 10:28:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2015, 08:51:17 PM
How the hell do you drive 40 miles after doing that to your car....??  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F05%2F30%2F15%2F2932927400000578-3103652-image-a-82_1432995131530.jpg&hash=0f32055cd99a51bf90600fb8e0aeb6e1f365c967)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3103652/Motorist-collides-lorry-completely-destroys-car-drives-40-MILES-pulled-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3103652/Motorist-collides-lorry-completely-destroys-car-drives-40-MILES-pulled-police.html)
eeek:

but  rubschin:  Why not?  If you've paid for the fuel in the tank and the car's a write off then why not get another 40 miles out of it?  And it was only a Vauxhall Signum - almost a write off before the crash.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2015, 05:31:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 30, 2015, 10:28:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2015, 08:51:17 PM
How the hell do you drive 40 miles after doing that to your car....??  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F05%2F30%2F15%2F2932927400000578-3103652-image-a-82_1432995131530.jpg&hash=0f32055cd99a51bf90600fb8e0aeb6e1f365c967)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3103652/Motorist-collides-lorry-completely-destroys-car-drives-40-MILES-pulled-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3103652/Motorist-collides-lorry-completely-destroys-car-drives-40-MILES-pulled-police.html)
eeek:

but  rubschin:  Why not?  If you've paid for the fuel in the tank and the car's a write off then why not get another 40 miles out of it?  And it was only a Vauxhall Signum - almost a write off before the crash.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2015, 06:51:45 AM
Reminds me of my mate Keith  rubschin:

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/07/why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates/ (http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/07/why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2015, 06:59:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2015, 06:51:45 AM
Reminds me of my mate Keith  rubschin:

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/07/why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates/ (http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/07/why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2015, 07:41:22 AM

Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2015, 06:59:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2015, 06:51:45 AM
Reminds me of my mate Keith  rubschin:

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/07/why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates/ (http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/07/why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates/)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2015, 01:22:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2015, 06:51:45 AM
Reminds me of my mate Keith  rubschin:

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/07/why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates/ (http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/07/why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates/)

Rampant Rabbi?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2015, 09:22:48 PM
 eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3104831/MTV-star-apologises-booze-fuelled-private-jet-rampage-saw-relieve-Dolph-Lundgren.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3104831/MTV-star-apologises-booze-fuelled-private-jet-rampage-saw-relieve-Dolph-Lundgren.html)

There is a TMR joke in there somewhere..  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2015, 10:52:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2015, 09:22:48 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3104831/MTV-star-apologises-booze-fuelled-private-jet-rampage-saw-relieve-Dolph-Lundgren.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3104831/MTV-star-apologises-booze-fuelled-private-jet-rampage-saw-relieve-Dolph-Lundgren.html)

There is a TMR joke in there somewhere..  rubschin:
eeek:

He should apologise for those tattoos too.  What a complete shit for brains arsehole
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2015, 01:28:53 PM
It's just as well Dolph is a mellow bugger, even if he is getting on in years I could easily see him being able to flatten the drugged up welsh arse.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2015, 03:32:35 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Bottoms up?  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3105490/Man-inserts-three-inch-wide-BEER-GLASS-rear-ease-constipation-ends-getting-stuck.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3105490/Man-inserts-three-inch-wide-BEER-GLASS-rear-ease-constipation-ends-getting-stuck.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2015, 08:23:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2015, 03:32:35 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Bottoms up?  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3105490/Man-inserts-three-inch-wide-BEER-GLASS-rear-ease-constipation-ends-getting-stuck.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3105490/Man-inserts-three-inch-wide-BEER-GLASS-rear-ease-constipation-ends-getting-stuck.html)
eeek: how on earth did he think anyone would believe that story

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2015, 09:17:24 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 01, 2015, 08:23:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2015, 03:32:35 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Bottoms up?  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3105490/Man-inserts-three-inch-wide-BEER-GLASS-rear-ease-constipation-ends-getting-stuck.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3105490/Man-inserts-three-inch-wide-BEER-GLASS-rear-ease-constipation-ends-getting-stuck.html)
eeek: how on earth did he think anyone would believe that story



I'm guessing he was shitfaced...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2015, 09:22:50 PM
There is a part of me that says I shouldn't laugh at this....how could you not see the tank before pulling out  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F01%2F18%2F2941CA3D00000578-0-image-a-15_1433180366071.jpg&hash=a01a8225caa5337a8f4e854b05976ede861a1b8d)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3106261/Well-camouflaged-Teenage-driver-miraculously-escapes-injury-pulling-British-tank-Germany.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3106261/Well-camouflaged-Teenage-driver-miraculously-escapes-injury-pulling-British-tank-Germany.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2015, 09:30:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2015, 09:22:50 PM
There is a part of me that says I shouldn't laugh at this....how could you not see the tank before pulling out  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F01%2F18%2F2941CA3D00000578-0-image-a-15_1433180366071.jpg&hash=a01a8225caa5337a8f4e854b05976ede861a1b8d)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3106261/Well-camouflaged-Teenage-driver-miraculously-escapes-injury-pulling-British-tank-Germany.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3106261/Well-camouflaged-Teenage-driver-miraculously-escapes-injury-pulling-British-tank-Germany.html)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2015, 10:57:00 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2015, 09:30:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2015, 09:22:50 PM
There is a part of me that says I shouldn't laugh at this....how could you not see the tank before pulling out  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F01%2F18%2F2941CA3D00000578-0-image-a-15_1433180366071.jpg&hash=a01a8225caa5337a8f4e854b05976ede861a1b8d)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3106261/Well-camouflaged-Teenage-driver-miraculously-escapes-injury-pulling-British-tank-Germany.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3106261/Well-camouflaged-Teenage-driver-miraculously-escapes-injury-pulling-British-tank-Germany.html)

 ;D ;D
Shocked: more like.  She's lucky to be in one piece let alone alive

But looks a claim on the UK rather than knock for knock. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2015, 11:44:54 PM
Woman in Birmingham jailed after making 'loud sex noises' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-32961127)

Banged up?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2015, 08:11:54 PM
Can't help but wonder who comes up with this stuff...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/02/this-is-why-women-are-taking-selfies-of-bottles-of-coke-held-between-their-breasts-5227099/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/02/this-is-why-women-are-taking-selfies-of-bottles-of-coke-held-between-their-breasts-5227099/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 02, 2015, 08:31:03 PM

Wow.  I'm thinking that this is a good boss ... then I am thinking that is only a good thing to do when he takes them to anywhere but France... I like going to France.   evil:

http://www.stasiareport.com/news/world/europe/story/chinese-boss-takes-6400-employees-holiday-france-7-things-made-it-the-ultima (http://www.stasiareport.com/news/world/europe/story/chinese-boss-takes-6400-employees-holiday-france-7-things-made-it-the-ultima)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2015, 09:06:19 PM
There is product testing and then there is completely bleedin' nuts eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/31/inventor-asks-mate-to-shoot-him-in-the-balls-to-prove-his-jockstrap-works-5222965/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/31/inventor-asks-mate-to-shoot-him-in-the-balls-to-prove-his-jockstrap-works-5222965/#mv-b)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2015, 10:47:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2015, 09:06:19 PM
There is product testing and then there is completely bleedin' nuts eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/31/inventor-asks-mate-to-shoot-him-in-the-balls-to-prove-his-jockstrap-works-5222965/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/31/inventor-asks-mate-to-shoot-him-in-the-balls-to-prove-his-jockstrap-works-5222965/#mv-b)

I preferred the boobs + Coke bottle selfies story - but only by a lot.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2015, 10:51:49 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 02, 2015, 08:31:03 PM

Wow.  I'm thinking that this is a good boss ... then I am thinking that is only a good thing to do when he takes them to anywhere but France... I like going to France.   evil:

http://www.stasiareport.com/news/world/europe/story/chinese-boss-takes-6400-employees-holiday-france-7-things-made-it-the-ultima (http://www.stasiareport.com/news/world/europe/story/chinese-boss-takes-6400-employees-holiday-france-7-things-made-it-the-ultima)
Not even a good idea then

I would hate to go on holiday to find every bar, hotel, beach, shop etc stuffed with people I work with the rest of the year.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2015, 05:28:05 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 02, 2015, 10:51:49 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 02, 2015, 08:31:03 PM

Wow.  I'm thinking that this is a good boss ... then I am thinking that is only a good thing to do when he takes them to anywhere but France... I like going to France.   evil:

http://www.stasiareport.com/news/world/europe/story/chinese-boss-takes-6400-employees-holiday-france-7-things-made-it-the-ultima (http://www.stasiareport.com/news/world/europe/story/chinese-boss-takes-6400-employees-holiday-france-7-things-made-it-the-ultima)
Not even a good idea then

I would hate to go on holiday to find every bar, hotel, beach, shop etc stuffed with people I work with the rest of the year.

^^^ wot he said ^^^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2015, 08:05:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 03, 2015, 05:28:05 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 02, 2015, 10:51:49 PM
I would hate to go on holiday to find every bar, hotel, beach, shop etc stuffed with people I work with the rest of the year.
^^^ wot he said ^^^
Not a very long list in your case..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2015, 08:56:58 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2015, 08:05:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 03, 2015, 05:28:05 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 02, 2015, 10:51:49 PM
I would hate to go on holiday to find every bar, hotel, beach, shop etc stuffed with people I work with the rest of the year.
^^^ wot he said ^^^
Not a very long list in your case..  whistle:

No...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2015, 11:30:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3109029/Well-makes-change-stealing-Hilarious-moment-stag-party-dressed-TRAFFIC-CONES-block-road-Newquay.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3109029/Well-makes-change-stealing-Hilarious-moment-stag-party-dressed-TRAFFIC-CONES-block-road-Newquay.html)

Grump............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2015, 01:00:47 AM
Newquay? You wouldn't catch me within 10 miles of that shithole.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2015, 01:01:38 AM
Does the fact that I laughed at this idiot make me a bad person...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3109822/It-s-hot-s-f-ing-hot-Boy-freaks-swallowing-dangerously-hot-ghost-pepper-s-400-times-hotter-jalapeno.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3109822/It-s-hot-s-f-ing-hot-Boy-freaks-swallowing-dangerously-hot-ghost-pepper-s-400-times-hotter-jalapeno.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2015, 04:36:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2015, 01:01:38 AM
Does the fact that I laughed at this idiot make me a bad person...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3109822/It-s-hot-s-f-ing-hot-Boy-freaks-swallowing-dangerously-hot-ghost-pepper-s-400-times-hotter-jalapeno.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3109822/It-s-hot-s-f-ing-hot-Boy-freaks-swallowing-dangerously-hot-ghost-pepper-s-400-times-hotter-jalapeno.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

&

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2015, 11:05:20 AM
Feck moi!! I've played a few practical jokes in my time but this...???  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pranksters-arrested-after-introducing-piranhas-to-great-lakes/ (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pranksters-arrested-after-introducing-piranhas-to-great-lakes/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2015, 11:11:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2015, 11:05:20 AM
Feck moi!! I've played a few practical jokes in my time but this...???  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pranksters-arrested-after-introducing-piranhas-to-great-lakes/ (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pranksters-arrested-after-introducing-piranhas-to-great-lakes/)
eeek:   noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2015, 03:31:38 PM
 eeek:    Shocked:   

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3111120/Agony-man-heard-penis-SNAP-sex-sling-two-months-afterwards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3111120/Agony-man-heard-penis-SNAP-sex-sling-two-months-afterwards.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2015, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2015, 03:31:38 PM
eeek:    Shocked:   

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3111120/Agony-man-heard-penis-SNAP-sex-sling-two-months-afterwards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3111120/Agony-man-heard-penis-SNAP-sex-sling-two-months-afterwards.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2015, 08:27:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 04, 2015, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2015, 03:31:38 PM
eeek:    Shocked:   

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3111120/Agony-man-heard-penis-SNAP-sex-sling-two-months-afterwards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3111120/Agony-man-heard-penis-SNAP-sex-sling-two-months-afterwards.html)

 sick2:
sick2:  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2015, 11:31:40 AM
So you are saying that you own the sun and can legally sell plots of land on it?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3112111/What-blazes-Spanish-woman-selling-plots-land-sun-1-sues-eBay-breach-contract-auction-site-closes-down.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3112111/What-blazes-Spanish-woman-selling-plots-land-sun-1-sues-eBay-breach-contract-auction-site-closes-down.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2015, 05:17:38 AM
There is self expression and there is grounds for sectioning... eeek: eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F07%2F01%2F2967B0C900000578-3113947-image-a-112_1433636234397.jpg&hash=56e7da8fdc2b985099fde4bc5e63e8202133cf3a)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F07%2F01%2F2967B0D300000578-3113947-image-a-110_1433636229604.jpg&hash=4e32146710884fe422b8e374f52fe03ad2ecb4f1)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3113947/Tat-s-got-hurt-Man-hangs-MEAT-HOOKS-model-tattooed-eyeballs-gets-ink-added-face-Israeli-body-art-convention.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3113947/Tat-s-got-hurt-Man-hangs-MEAT-HOOKS-model-tattooed-eyeballs-gets-ink-added-face-Israeli-body-art-convention.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2015, 08:59:54 AM
 eeek: sick2:  that's quite put me off me breakfast that has





Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2015, 01:07:06 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/582612/Aldi-nest-Brazilian-wandering-spiders-bananas (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/582612/Aldi-nest-Brazilian-wandering-spiders-bananas)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2015, 03:02:34 PM
Pleased to hear they got rid of those German mines in Calais harbour.

Wonder how long they have been there  rubschin: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2015, 03:06:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 07, 2015, 03:02:34 PM
Pleased to hear they got rid of those German mines in Calais harbour.

Wonder how long they have been there  rubschin: scared2: scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2015, 04:09:28 PM
Something tells me that's not the way to have an iron rich diet...  rubschin:

Quote
Doctors removed 227 metal objects weighing 4.5lbs including a screwdriver and kitchen forks from the stomach of a South African man suffering from a rare eating disorder.
Coins, keys, bolts, chains and several pieces of wire were also among the cache of metal removed during the emergency operation.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F08%2F13%2F29726F0400000578-3115302-image-m-9_1433767215774.jpg&hash=328cd66425ed13dce6fc13ba5df9cf61ff7904bd)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3115302/Incredible-pictures-227-metal-objects-weighing-4-5lbs-including-screwdriver-two-kitchen-forks-swallowed-man-rare-addiction.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3115302/Incredible-pictures-227-metal-objects-weighing-4-5lbs-including-screwdriver-two-kitchen-forks-swallowed-man-rare-addiction.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2015, 07:13:09 AM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2015, 04:09:28 PM
Something tells me that's not the way to have an iron rich diet...  rubschin:

Quote
Doctors removed 227 metal objects weighing 4.5lbs including a screwdriver and kitchen forks from the stomach of a South African man suffering from a rare eating disorder.
Coins, keys, bolts, chains and several pieces of wire were also among the cache of metal removed during the emergency operation.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F08%2F13%2F29726F0400000578-3115302-image-m-9_1433767215774.jpg&hash=328cd66425ed13dce6fc13ba5df9cf61ff7904bd)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3115302/Incredible-pictures-227-metal-objects-weighing-4-5lbs-including-screwdriver-two-kitchen-forks-swallowed-man-rare-addiction.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3115302/Incredible-pictures-227-metal-objects-weighing-4-5lbs-including-screwdriver-two-kitchen-forks-swallowed-man-rare-addiction.html)
those heavy metal fans eh
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant on June 09, 2015, 07:46:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 09, 2015, 07:13:09 AM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2015, 04:09:28 PM
Something tells me that's not the way to have an iron rich diet...  rubschin:

Quote
Doctors removed 227 metal objects weighing 4.5lbs including a screwdriver and kitchen forks from the stomach of a South African man suffering from a rare eating disorder.
Coins, keys, bolts, chains and several pieces of wire were also among the cache of metal removed during the emergency operation.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F08%2F13%2F29726F0400000578-3115302-image-m-9_1433767215774.jpg&hash=328cd66425ed13dce6fc13ba5df9cf61ff7904bd)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3115302/Incredible-pictures-227-metal-objects-weighing-4-5lbs-including-screwdriver-two-kitchen-forks-swallowed-man-rare-addiction.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3115302/Incredible-pictures-227-metal-objects-weighing-4-5lbs-including-screwdriver-two-kitchen-forks-swallowed-man-rare-addiction.html)
those heavy metal fans eh

 lol: Indeed they all have a screw loose. whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2015, 12:31:26 PM
https://denbighshiretoday.wordpress.com/2015/05/14/derek-acorah-to-sue-rhyl-town-council-after-getting-beaten-up-by-a-yobbo-ghosts/ (https://denbighshiretoday.wordpress.com/2015/05/14/derek-acorah-to-sue-rhyl-town-council-after-getting-beaten-up-by-a-yobbo-ghosts/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2015, 01:16:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2015, 12:31:26 PM
https://denbighshiretoday.wordpress.com/2015/05/14/derek-acorah-to-sue-rhyl-town-council-after-getting-beaten-up-by-a-yobbo-ghosts/ (https://denbighshiretoday.wordpress.com/2015/05/14/derek-acorah-to-sue-rhyl-town-council-after-getting-beaten-up-by-a-yobbo-ghosts/)

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant on June 10, 2015, 05:58:59 PM
Most excellent. I have a group of spiritualist that I need to deal with.  Mother and daughter combo daughter is about 30 and called Carrie.  The pair reflect all that is bad about local womanhood. They certainly don't like change. eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2015, 08:03:29 PM
Avoid exposure to the MERS virus by not drinking camel urine................................surely anyone stupid enough to drink camel urine should already be at the top of Darwin's list.  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3118178/WHO-health-officials-tell-people-don-t-drink-potentially-fatal-camel-urine-advice-avoid-deadly-MERS-virus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3118178/WHO-health-officials-tell-people-don-t-drink-potentially-fatal-camel-urine-advice-avoid-deadly-MERS-virus.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2015, 08:13:33 AM
Just what the hell do you have to be drinking/smoking/snorting to think that shoving fire ants into your groin is going to be a fun thing to do...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3120915/Thai-man-rubs-red-fire-ants-genitals-screams-agony-friends-try-stem-burn-hose.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3120915/Thai-man-rubs-red-fire-ants-genitals-screams-agony-friends-try-stem-burn-hose.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2015, 09:04:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2015, 08:13:33 AM
Just what the hell do you have to be drinking/smoking/snorting to think that shoving fire ants into your groin is going to be a fun thing to do...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3120915/Thai-man-rubs-red-fire-ants-genitals-screams-agony-friends-try-stem-burn-hose.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3120915/Thai-man-rubs-red-fire-ants-genitals-screams-agony-friends-try-stem-burn-hose.html)
Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2015, 09:04:04 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

BM and anyone else of a squeamish nature will probably not want to see this.  noooo:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11669655/Australian-rugby-star-breaks-arm-on-live-TV-arm-wrestling-match.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11669655/Australian-rugby-star-breaks-arm-on-live-TV-arm-wrestling-match.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2015, 09:07:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2015, 09:04:04 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

BM and anyone else of a squeamish nature will probably not want to see this.  noooo:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11669655/Australian-rugby-star-breaks-arm-on-live-TV-arm-wrestling-match.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11669655/Australian-rugby-star-breaks-arm-on-live-TV-arm-wrestling-match.html)
link not to click #23
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 12, 2015, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 12, 2015, 09:07:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2015, 09:04:04 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

BM and anyone else of a squeamish nature will probably not want to see this.  noooo:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11669655/Australian-rugby-star-breaks-arm-on-live-TV-arm-wrestling-match.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11669655/Australian-rugby-star-breaks-arm-on-live-TV-arm-wrestling-match.html)
link not to click #23

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2015, 05:52:07 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 12, 2015, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 12, 2015, 09:07:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2015, 09:04:04 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

BM and anyone else of a squeamish nature will probably not want to see this.  noooo:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11669655/Australian-rugby-star-breaks-arm-on-live-TV-arm-wrestling-match.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11669655/Australian-rugby-star-breaks-arm-on-live-TV-arm-wrestling-match.html)
link not to click #23

 noooo:

Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2015, 06:02:02 PM
It's not so much what you see as hearing the bone snap...  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2015, 06:26:24 PM
Words fail me, actually that's not quite true it's just the ones that come to mind after reading this aren't for polite company (or here).  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258249/Company-boss-compares-troops-paedophiles-refusing-request-provide-jobs-soldiers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258249/Company-boss-compares-troops-paedophiles-refusing-request-provide-jobs-soldiers.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2015, 07:09:18 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-33122495 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-33122495)  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2015, 07:12:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2015, 06:26:24 PM
Words fail me, actually that's not quite true it's just the ones that come to mind after reading this aren't for polite company (or here).  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258249/Company-boss-compares-troops-paedophiles-refusing-request-provide-jobs-soldiers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258249/Company-boss-compares-troops-paedophiles-refusing-request-provide-jobs-soldiers.html)

They say any publicity is good publicity but on this occasion....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2015, 04:33:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 14, 2015, 07:12:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2015, 06:26:24 PM
Words fail me, actually that's not quite true it's just the ones that come to mind after reading this aren't for polite company (or here).  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258249/Company-boss-compares-troops-paedophiles-refusing-request-provide-jobs-soldiers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258249/Company-boss-compares-troops-paedophiles-refusing-request-provide-jobs-soldiers.html)

They say any publicity is good publicity but on this occasion....
Ah but that story is so 2010

The company seems to have been dissolved some time after  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant on June 14, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2015, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 14, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:
I love Kellog's corn flakes  cloud9: Couldn't give a stuff if they do or don't contain nutrition.  The milk and heaps of sugar I put on them do.

Go on then, what's wrong with them?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2015, 07:56:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 14, 2015, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 14, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:
I love Kellog's corn flakes  cloud9: Couldn't give a stuff if they do or don't contain nutrition.  The milk and heaps of sugar I put on them do.

Go on then, what's wrong with them?

 facepalm:

Thus answering the old question "If a point is made in a forest and somebody doesn't get it, has the point still been made?"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2015, 08:38:20 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2015, 07:56:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 14, 2015, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 14, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:
I love Kellog's corn flakes  cloud9: Couldn't give a stuff if they do or don't contain nutrition.  The milk and heaps of sugar I put on them do.

Go on then, what's wrong with them?

 facepalm:

Thus answering the old question "If a point is made in a forest and somebody doesn't get it, has the point still been made?"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2015, 09:22:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2015, 07:56:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 14, 2015, 10:57:22 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 14, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:
I love Kellog's corn flakes  cloud9: Couldn't give a stuff if they do or don't contain nutrition.  The milk and heaps of sugar I put on them do.

Go on then, what's wrong with them?

 facepalm:

Thus answering the old question "If a point is made in a forest and somebody doesn't get it, has the point still been made?"
I see your  facepalm: and raise you  facepalm: facepalm:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2015, 04:26:28 PM
No counter bid.   I win  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 15, 2015, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 14, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:

You could start by defining "nutrition"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2015, 06:55:44 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 15, 2015, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 14, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:

You could start by defining "nutrition"
Quite.  It has multiple meanings as any good dictionary (http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/nutrition) will attest. 

I'd still like to know what's wrong with Corn Flakes or that ad

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant on June 16, 2015, 06:31:58 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 15, 2015, 06:55:44 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 15, 2015, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 14, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:

You could start by defining "nutrition"
Quite.  It has multiple meanings as any good dictionary (http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/nutrition) will attest. 

I'd still like to know what's wrong with Corn Flakes or that ad




 Shrugs:  No idea.  The ad vert I was referring to was for Special K.

Will post a definition of "nutrition" when I reach my desk. 😉


There we go.......


Definition of nutrition in English:
noun

[MASS NOUN]
1The process of providing or obtaining the food necessary for health and growth:
a guide to good nutrition
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 16, 2015, 07:57:17 AM
Special K?   sick2:

I did wonder if Darwin's man had brought him the Tesco Value dictionary yesterday before he looked down his nose at supposed oiks like wot I am.

From the proper one like

Definition of nutrition in English:
noun
 . . .
1.1 Food or nourishment:
a feeding tube gives her nutrition and water

As acting barrister for Kelloggs, I ask for the case to be dismissed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2015, 07:16:12 PM
Crawling along power cables hoping that the protective suit that you are wearing is in good condition...  eeek:

Quote
The video concludes with him noting that he believes his work to be 'as safe as crossing the street' before stating that he is scared of both heights and electricity.

Did you have Nick as a careers guidance advisor by any chance?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3126209/Man-demonstrates-maintaining-high-voltage-line-half-million-volts-pass-body.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3126209/Man-demonstrates-maintaining-high-voltage-line-half-million-volts-pass-body.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 16, 2015, 10:18:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2015, 07:16:12 PM
Crawling along power cables hoping that the protective suit that you are wearing is in good condition...  eeek:

Quote
The video concludes with him noting that he believes his work to be 'as safe as crossing the street' before stating that he is scared of both heights and electricity.

Did you have Nick as a careers guidance advisor by any chance?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3126209/Man-demonstrates-maintaining-high-voltage-line-half-million-volts-pass-body.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3126209/Man-demonstrates-maintaining-high-voltage-line-half-million-volts-pass-body.html)
scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2015, 04:32:28 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/585131/Man-NFC-Chip-Embed-Hand-Operation-Contactless-Card-Oyster-TFL (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/585131/Man-NFC-Chip-Embed-Hand-Operation-Contactless-Card-Oyster-TFL)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2015, 07:15:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2015, 04:32:28 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/585131/Man-NFC-Chip-Embed-Hand-Operation-Contactless-Card-Oyster-TFL (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/585131/Man-NFC-Chip-Embed-Hand-Operation-Contactless-Card-Oyster-TFL)
Links I wish I'd never clicked #12

 eeek:  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on June 17, 2015, 07:28:27 PM
I had to laugh readin the line "slipped an NFC chip under his flesh to avoid the pain"

KNOB noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2015, 08:02:22 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 17, 2015, 07:28:27 PM
I had to laugh readin the line "slipped an NFC chip under his flesh to avoid the pain"

KNOB

I would have thought repeatedly undoing his trousers as he travelled on the underground would have been painful enough.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2015, 01:57:50 PM
Stewart Lewis For Labour Leader (http://order-order.com/2015/06/18/ipsos-mori-stewart-lewis-polling-surprisingly-well/#_@/ya3nDdquFMoSTQ)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2015, 02:27:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2015, 01:57:50 PM
Stewart Lewis For Labour Leader (http://order-order.com/2015/06/18/ipsos-mori-stewart-lewis-polling-surprisingly-well/#_@/ya3nDdquFMoSTQ)

happy001

 happy001 happy001

Only a couple of points behind Bill Stickers.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2015, 05:43:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2015, 02:27:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2015, 01:57:50 PM
Stewart Lewis For Labour Leader (http://order-order.com/2015/06/18/ipsos-mori-stewart-lewis-polling-surprisingly-well/#_@/ya3nDdquFMoSTQ)

happy001

 happy001 happy001

Only a couple of points behind Bill Stickers.
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2015, 05:48:24 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/584727/Jonathan-Medley-rape-dog-Buster-animal-cruelty-Alabama-arrested-police (http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/584727/Jonathan-Medley-rape-dog-Buster-animal-cruelty-Alabama-arrested-police)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2015, 05:54:35 PM
Oh fuck!! That's WWIII guaranteed  scared2:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/585192/Ukraine-new-job-Tony-Blair-tension-with-Russia (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/585192/Ukraine-new-job-Tony-Blair-tension-with-Russia)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2015, 01:05:05 PM
 eeek:  worthy:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F19%2F10%2F29BC4F3500000578-3131153-image-a-10_1434707207423.jpg&hash=d2465bc5c8caa97412342e427424513cdd0bd5e4)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3131153/Duck-Incredible-video-shows-moment-barnstorming-duo-fly-standing-structure-formation-just-feet-apart-yard-ground-185mph.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3131153/Duck-Incredible-video-shows-moment-barnstorming-duo-fly-standing-structure-formation-just-feet-apart-yard-ground-185mph.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2015, 01:08:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2015, 01:05:05 PM
eeek:  worthy:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F19%2F10%2F29BC4F3500000578-3131153-image-a-10_1434707207423.jpg&hash=d2465bc5c8caa97412342e427424513cdd0bd5e4)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3131153/Duck-Incredible-video-shows-moment-barnstorming-duo-fly-standing-structure-formation-just-feet-apart-yard-ground-185mph.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3131153/Duck-Incredible-video-shows-moment-barnstorming-duo-fly-standing-structure-formation-just-feet-apart-yard-ground-185mph.html)

AFFS! ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2015, 07:55:47 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11687979/Terror-suspects-tag-violates-his-human-rights.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11687979/Terror-suspects-tag-violates-his-human-rights.html)   cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 08:07:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 20, 2015, 07:55:47 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11687979/Terror-suspects-tag-violates-his-human-rights.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11687979/Terror-suspects-tag-violates-his-human-rights.html)   cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2015, 11:32:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 20, 2015, 08:07:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 20, 2015, 07:55:47 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11687979/Terror-suspects-tag-violates-his-human-rights.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11687979/Terror-suspects-tag-violates-his-human-rights.html)   cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 noooo:
But here's the problem:  what has he actually been convicted of?   Seems it's nothing
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 11:46:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 20, 2015, 11:32:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 20, 2015, 08:07:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 20, 2015, 07:55:47 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11687979/Terror-suspects-tag-violates-his-human-rights.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11687979/Terror-suspects-tag-violates-his-human-rights.html)   cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 noooo:
But here's the problem:  what has he actually been convicted of?   Seems it's nothing

You're quite right!

It is outrageous, either charge and try him or not...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2015, 07:56:16 PM
British Olympic fencer, pilot, lead singer for Iron Maiden, solo artist, author, television presenter, charity worker and now Bruce Dickinson is adding another string to his bow, this time he is starting an airline..  rubschin:

Quote
Dickinson said: ‘The reason I do all the things I do now is because I love them. Life is too short to do the things you don’t love doing.
‘I fly airliners and in my spare time I sing a bit.’

http://themusic.com.au/news/all/2015/06/19/iron-maidens-bruce-dickinson-to-launch-airline-as-band-announces-new-album/ (http://themusic.com.au/news/all/2015/06/19/iron-maidens-bruce-dickinson-to-launch-airline-as-band-announces-new-album/)

Wonder what the adverts will be like?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F16%2F13%2F29A9383900000578-3126408-image-a-40_1434458872045.jpg&hash=9a57b6c4b6bb41a585d75d4e687d54ffb2f442e8)

I'd fly with them.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2015, 08:33:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2015, 07:56:16 PM
British Olympic fencer, pilot, lead singer for Iron Maiden, solo artist, author, television presenter, charity worker and now Bruce Dickinson is adding another string to his bow, this time he is starting an airline..  rubschin:

Quote
Dickinson said: ‘The reason I do all the things I do now is because I love them. Life is too short to do the things you don’t love doing.
‘I fly airliners and in my spare time I sing a bit.’


Bring your daughter to the slaughter... Thumbs:

http://themusic.com.au/news/all/2015/06/19/iron-maidens-bruce-dickinson-to-launch-airline-as-band-announces-new-album/ (http://themusic.com.au/news/all/2015/06/19/iron-maidens-bruce-dickinson-to-launch-airline-as-band-announces-new-album/)

Wonder what the adverts will be like?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F16%2F13%2F29A9383900000578-3126408-image-a-40_1434458872045.jpg&hash=9a57b6c4b6bb41a585d75d4e687d54ffb2f442e8)

I'd fly with them.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2015, 08:45:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 20, 2015, 08:33:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2015, 07:56:16 PM
British Olympic fencer, pilot, lead singer for Iron Maiden, solo artist, author, television presenter, charity worker and now Bruce Dickinson is adding another string to his bow, this time he is starting an airline..  rubschin:

Quote
Dickinson said: ‘The reason I do all the things I do now is because I love them. Life is too short to do the things you don’t love doing.
‘I fly airliners and in my spare time I sing a bit.’

http://themusic.com.au/news/all/2015/06/19/iron-maidens-bruce-dickinson-to-launch-airline-as-band-announces-new-album/ (http://themusic.com.au/news/all/2015/06/19/iron-maidens-bruce-dickinson-to-launch-airline-as-band-announces-new-album/)

Wonder what the adverts will be like?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F06%2F16%2F13%2F29A9383900000578-3126408-image-a-40_1434458872045.jpg&hash=9a57b6c4b6bb41a585d75d4e687d54ffb2f442e8)

I'd fly with them.  Thumbs:

Bring your daughter to the slaughter... Thumbs:

Demongified for you Apey..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2015, 09:00:24 PM
A new toy for the VP Laydees?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.westbriton.co.uk%2Fimages%2Flocalworld%2Fugc-images%2F276391%2FArticle%2Fimages%2F26728364%2F10313638-large.jpg&hash=2627e33bbda3671e4416199f7790a5b40ef0e0b2)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.westbriton.co.uk%2Fimages%2Flocalworld%2Fugc-images%2F276391%2FArticle%2Fimages%2F26728364%2F10313639-large.jpg&hash=c79f35f444fc6c9c97934d271b54683f78cae87f)

http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Printer-bring-chocolate-fantasies-life-3D-coming/story-26728364-detail/story.html (http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Printer-bring-chocolate-fantasies-life-3D-coming/story-26728364-detail/story.html)

3D printing is taking off in a big way down here, was chatting to a couple of guys from a local company selling plastic printers the other day
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2015, 10:28:13 AM
Just how pissed do you have to be to mistake a bucket of concrete for sesame paste?  eeek:

Cue the old reprobates smuggers jokes..  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132561/Partygoer-eats-250-grams-concrete-mistook-sesame-paste.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132561/Partygoer-eats-250-grams-concrete-mistook-sesame-paste.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant on June 21, 2015, 12:41:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2015, 09:00:24 PM
A new toy for the VP Laydees?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.westbriton.co.uk%2Fimages%2Flocalworld%2Fugc-images%2F276391%2FArticle%2Fimages%2F26728364%2F10313638-large.jpg&hash=2627e33bbda3671e4416199f7790a5b40ef0e0b2)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.westbriton.co.uk%2Fimages%2Flocalworld%2Fugc-images%2F276391%2FArticle%2Fimages%2F26728364%2F10313639-large.jpg&hash=c79f35f444fc6c9c97934d271b54683f78cae87f)

http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Printer-bring-chocolate-fantasies-life-3D-coming/story-26728364-detail/story.html (http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Printer-bring-chocolate-fantasies-life-3D-coming/story-26728364-detail/story.html)

3D printing is taking off in a big way down here, was chatting to a couple of guys from a local company selling plastic printers the other day

We have 2 three  and one eighth D printers here.  The 1/8th part is being delivered monthly and will eventually lay unmade in a dusty cardboard box in the hallway whilst the magazines collect dust as they lay unread in the study. censored:

What they can do is amazing.  They can even print houses and skin with them. Probably not on the same machine though........,.Unless you happen to be Nick in which case anything could happen.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/ultratravel/the-next-big-thing/10110195/The-worlds-first-3D-printed-house.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/ultratravel/the-next-big-thing/10110195/The-worlds-first-3D-printed-house.html)




http://www.3dprinterworld.com/article/wake-forest-3d-prints-skin-cells-burn-wounds (http://www.3dprinterworld.com/article/wake-forest-3d-prints-skin-cells-burn-wounds)






(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2Fvxkgjeheh%2Fskin.jpg&hash=4930f19e69e8553ac6ea5d8c5e92251fd8ce9178) (http://postimage.org/)




(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2F66p1rm09p%2FCheck_Out_the_Stunning_3_D_Printed_House_1_0_and.jpg&hash=5a5cdf6f428cf17d6551aeabd60521d92b75eae6) (http://postimg.org/image/66p1rm09p/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2015, 10:35:55 AM
Batstig?  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.images.express.co.uk%2Fimg%2Fdynamic%2F1%2F590x%2Fsecondary%2FRenegade1-306875.jpg&hash=c162028c4303298946d445a91eadaa54b50b1394)

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/586085/Renegade-Nuneaton-speaks-vigilante (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/586085/Renegade-Nuneaton-speaks-vigilante)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2015, 03:17:56 PM
Alcohol and swords are never a good mix...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3135975/Moment-man-slices-friend-s-nose-sword-betting-chop-sausage-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3135975/Moment-man-slices-friend-s-nose-sword-betting-chop-sausage-mouth.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2015, 03:21:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3134466/Im-son-ate-Angry-dwarf-jailed-sticking-sucker-dart-head-pretending-Dalek-row-led-Tasered-twice-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3134466/Im-son-ate-Angry-dwarf-jailed-sticking-sucker-dart-head-pretending-Dalek-row-led-Tasered-twice-police.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2015, 04:13:50 PM
I'll never complain about a bad pasty again!! eeek: eeek:  :sick016:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/586522/Weston-Super-Mare-Chapter-1-pasties-poo-faeces-weird-odd-unusual-social-housing-recipe (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/586522/Weston-Super-Mare-Chapter-1-pasties-poo-faeces-weird-odd-unusual-social-housing-recipe)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 10:04:46 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/11688937/Cherie-Blairs-health-business-goes-spectacularly-wrong-as-company-goes-bust.html?fb_ref=Default (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/11688937/Cherie-Blairs-health-business-goes-spectacularly-wrong-as-company-goes-bust.html?fb_ref=Default)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2015, 11:02:07 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2015, 10:04:46 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/11688937/Cherie-Blairs-health-business-goes-spectacularly-wrong-as-company-goes-bust.html?fb_ref=Default (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/11688937/Cherie-Blairs-health-business-goes-spectacularly-wrong-as-company-goes-bust.html?fb_ref=Default)

 noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2015, 12:43:05 PM
Oh what a shame  ;)


Does she not look like the bastard child of Ann Widdecombe and John Prescott  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fgurdaswjl%2FBlair.jpg&hash=e353a47b7278c4bc4d07cd5219edac852edc0afa) (http://postimg.org/image/gurdaswjl/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2015, 01:04:11 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2015, 12:43:05 PM
Oh what a shame  ;)


Does she not look like the bastard child of Ann Widdecombe and John Prescott  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fgurdaswjl%2FBlair.jpg&hash=e353a47b7278c4bc4d07cd5219edac852edc0afa) (http://postimg.org/image/gurdaswjl/)

 lol: lol: lol: She does Uncle!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 01:59:56 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 07:03:37 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Foka9glcw7%2Ffish.jpg&hash=0b97d299849d26632797fefb730f64c9662b7da9) (http://postimg.org/image/oka9glcw7/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2015, 08:01:44 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2015, 12:43:05 PM
Oh what a shame  ;)


Does she not look like the bastard child of Ann Widdecombe and John Prescott  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fgurdaswjl%2FBlair.jpg&hash=e353a47b7278c4bc4d07cd5219edac852edc0afa) (http://postimg.org/image/gurdaswjl/)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!  sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

Uncle you utter utter bastard, it's going to take gallons of bleach to clean that image from my mind  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2015, 08:07:02 PM
Perhaps there is such a thing as too fresh...  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3142912/Pulsating-beef-China-taken-home-butchers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3142912/Pulsating-beef-China-taken-home-butchers.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2015, 08:10:24 PM
Somehow I can see Apey going to the next one with a clothes wrangle and buckets  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3143340/What-waste-9-000-revellers-spray-130-000-litres-red-stuff-Spanish-Battle-Wine-white-shirts-compulsory.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3143340/What-waste-9-000-revellers-spray-130-000-litres-red-stuff-Spanish-Battle-Wine-white-shirts-compulsory.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2015, 10:42:39 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-33306846 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-33306846)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2015, 10:55:29 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 30, 2015, 10:42:39 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-33306846 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-33306846)

Sad but  :thumbsup: 

Quote
Another cat, called Nitama, has since become an apprentice station master

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2015, 11:03:46 AM
 :thumbsup:

BM could get jobs for his cats, like  rubschin:

Maybe something involving driving  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant on June 30, 2015, 12:21:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2015, 07:03:37 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Foka9glcw7%2Ffish.jpg&hash=0b97d299849d26632797fefb730f64c9662b7da9) (http://postimg.org/image/oka9glcw7/)

Has that fish and Cherie Blair ever been seen in a swimming pool or any other body of water together? rubschin:

Meanwhile we are all doomed....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11706313/Asteroid-tsunami-could-kill-thousands-in-Britain-warn-scientists.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11706313/Asteroid-tsunami-could-kill-thousands-in-Britain-warn-scientists.html)

PhD student Clemens Rumpf who developed the software –  Bet he is just one huge barrel of laughs at a party. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2015, 12:56:49 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 30, 2015, 12:21:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2015, 07:03:37 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Foka9glcw7%2Ffish.jpg&hash=0b97d299849d26632797fefb730f64c9662b7da9) (http://postimg.org/image/oka9glcw7/)

Has that fish and Cherie Blair ever been seen in a swimming pool or any other body of water together? rubschin: . .
lol:  and  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2015, 12:59:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 30, 2015, 12:21:19 PM
. . .Meanwhile we are all doomed....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11706313/Asteroid-tsunami-could-kill-thousands-in-Britain-warn-scientists.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11706313/Asteroid-tsunami-could-kill-thousands-in-Britain-warn-scientists.html)

PhD student Clemens Rumpf who developed the software –  Bet he is just one huge barrel of laughs at a party. noooo:

I note it says "For example there is a one in 10,000 chance that a space rock could hit just off the coast of Norfolk within the next 85 years."

I'm sure with a bit of crowd funding we could get Bruce Willis in space to make sure it hit Norfolk bang on
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2015, 04:03:11 PM
Why do I have an image of Apey going to the next one with a mangle and a set of buckets..  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3143340/What-waste-9-000-revellers-spray-130-000-litres-red-stuff-Spanish-Battle-Wine-white-shirts-compulsory.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3143340/What-waste-9-000-revellers-spray-130-000-litres-red-stuff-Spanish-Battle-Wine-white-shirts-compulsory.html)

The Swiss Turnip Festival sounds like it would be right up Darwin's street.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2015, 05:04:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2015, 04:03:11 PM
Why do I have an image of Apey going to the next one with a mangle and a set of buckets..  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3143340/What-waste-9-000-revellers-spray-130-000-litres-red-stuff-Spanish-Battle-Wine-white-shirts-compulsory.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3143340/What-waste-9-000-revellers-spray-130-000-litres-red-stuff-Spanish-Battle-Wine-white-shirts-compulsory.html)

The Swiss Turnip Festival sounds like it would be right up Darwin's street.  Thumbs:


 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2015, 11:34:49 PM
Mouth like a wizards sleeve you say...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3144794/Science-teacher-India-holds-48-individual-world-records-stuffing-objects-mouth-including-five-golf-balls-79-grapes-92-pencils.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3144794/Science-teacher-India-holds-48-individual-world-records-stuffing-objects-mouth-including-five-golf-balls-79-grapes-92-pencils.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: barmisspah? on July 01, 2015, 09:59:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2015, 10:28:13 AM
Just how pissed do you have to be to mistake a bucket of concrete for sesame paste?  eeek:

Cue the old reprobates smuggers jokes..  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132561/Partygoer-eats-250-grams-concrete-mistook-sesame-paste.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132561/Partygoer-eats-250-grams-concrete-mistook-sesame-paste.html)

Can't open link so don't know what it says, but why was cement at a party.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2015, 10:08:28 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 01, 2015, 09:59:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2015, 10:28:13 AM
Just how pissed do you have to be to mistake a bucket of concrete for sesame paste?  eeek:

Cue the old reprobates smuggers jokes..  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132561/Partygoer-eats-250-grams-concrete-mistook-sesame-paste.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132561/Partygoer-eats-250-grams-concrete-mistook-sesame-paste.html)

Can't open link so don't know what it says, but why was cement at a party.

It was a wedding party...

...they were cementing their relationship.....   whistle:










...I'll get my coat...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 01, 2015, 11:21:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2015, 04:03:11 PM
Why do I have an image of Apey going to the next one with a mangle and a set of buckets..  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3143340/What-waste-9-000-revellers-spray-130-000-litres-red-stuff-Spanish-Battle-Wine-white-shirts-compulsory.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3143340/What-waste-9-000-revellers-spray-130-000-litres-red-stuff-Spanish-Battle-Wine-white-shirts-compulsory.html)

The Swiss Turnip Festival sounds like it would be right up Darwin's street.  Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 01, 2015, 11:23:21 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 30, 2015, 12:21:19 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Foka9glcw7%2Ffish.jpg&hash=0b97d299849d26632797fefb730f64c9662b7da9) (http://postimg.org/image/oka9glcw7/)

Has that fish and Cherie Blair ever been seen in a swimming pool or any other body of water together? rubschin:

Do you think it ate hers?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2015, 11:57:41 AM
http://newsthump.com/2015/07/01/gingers-advised-to-not-even-bother-today/ (http://newsthump.com/2015/07/01/gingers-advised-to-not-even-bother-today/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2015, 12:10:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 01, 2015, 11:57:41 AM
http://newsthump.com/2015/07/01/gingers-advised-to-not-even-bother-today/ (http://newsthump.com/2015/07/01/gingers-advised-to-not-even-bother-today/)

Quote
“I myself have been cursed with two ginger children, and I’m not letting them out of their rooms. If they even set foot outside then they’re liable to burst into flames.”

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2015, 09:01:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2015, 10:08:28 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 01, 2015, 09:59:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2015, 10:28:13 AM
Just how pissed do you have to be to mistake a bucket of concrete for sesame paste?  eeek:

Cue the old reprobates smuggers jokes..  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132561/Partygoer-eats-250-grams-concrete-mistook-sesame-paste.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132561/Partygoer-eats-250-grams-concrete-mistook-sesame-paste.html)

Can't open link so don't know what it says, but why was cement at a party.

It was a wedding party...

...they were cementing their relationship.....   whistle:










...I'll get my coat...  redface:
lol: lol: lol:

We should put a Blue Circle round that one
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2015, 09:13:22 PM
Here's another one for the smuggers to get their teeth into, a Mexican mayor marries another alligator as part of a traditional annual ceremony...  eeek: eeek:

Quote
Previous alligator wives and Rojas' human wife seemed to have no objection to welcoming this new woman into their lives.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3145964/Mexican-mayor-marries-ALLIGATOR-believed-princess-traditional-ceremony-hundreds-not-reptile-baptized.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3145964/Mexican-mayor-marries-ALLIGATOR-believed-princess-traditional-ceremony-hundreds-not-reptile-baptized.html)

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuR39_AAFug#)

The alligator is having fun? More likely it's planning on what it's going to do once it get the duct tape off it's snout...

Something tells me it isn't going to be the bollock eating fish you have to worry about  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2015, 09:23:36 PM
Just how much of an inbred moron do you have to be to think its a good idea to inject oil into your biceps for crying out loud. It may make them look bigger but even ignoring the health implications it looks fucking stupid  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3145847/Horrific-video-shows-man-injected-OIL-arm-bigger-biceps-having-drained-limb-infected.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3145847/Horrific-video-shows-man-injected-OIL-arm-bigger-biceps-having-drained-limb-infected.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2015, 04:29:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2015, 09:23:36 PM
Just how much of an inbred moron do you have to be to think its a good idea to inject oil into your biceps for crying out loud. It may make them look bigger but even ignoring the health implications it looks fucking stupid  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3145847/Horrific-video-shows-man-injected-OIL-arm-bigger-biceps-having-drained-limb-infected.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3145847/Horrific-video-shows-man-injected-OIL-arm-bigger-biceps-having-drained-limb-infected.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant on July 02, 2015, 04:48:09 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11203963/Australian-idiot-surfs-dead-whale-as-sharks-circle.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11203963/Australian-idiot-surfs-dead-whale-as-sharks-circle.html)


Funnily enough his parents think he is an idiot.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2015, 09:45:52 PM
This will have Baldymort drooling...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3147253/First-time-lucky-Vintage-vehicle-collector-never-sold-car-life-set-make-20MILLION-sale-incredible-fleet-pre-war-automobiles-including-13-Rolls-Royces.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3147253/First-time-lucky-Vintage-vehicle-collector-never-sold-car-life-set-make-20MILLION-sale-incredible-fleet-pre-war-automobiles-including-13-Rolls-Royces.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2015, 03:53:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2015, 09:45:52 PM
This will have Baldymort drooling...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3147253/First-time-lucky-Vintage-vehicle-collector-never-sold-car-life-set-make-20MILLION-sale-incredible-fleet-pre-war-automobiles-including-13-Rolls-Royces.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3147253/First-time-lucky-Vintage-vehicle-collector-never-sold-car-life-set-make-20MILLION-sale-incredible-fleet-pre-war-automobiles-including-13-Rolls-Royces.html)

Bleddy hell! Drool:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2015, 03:58:02 PM
I'd hardly call this news, BM has been doing it since this place opened...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3148590/Are-taking-p-ss-Beer-brewed-recycled-URINE-sale-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3148590/Are-taking-p-ss-Beer-brewed-recycled-URINE-sale-festival.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2015, 04:00:10 PM
Looks like a normal summers day in the shitehole that is Newquay

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3148490/Neon-mankinis-beachwear-CDs-bikinis-fashioned-SWEETS-epic-beach-fails-ever.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3148490/Neon-mankinis-beachwear-CDs-bikinis-fashioned-SWEETS-epic-beach-fails-ever.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: barmisspah? on July 03, 2015, 04:01:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2015, 09:23:36 PM
Just how much of an inbred moron do you have to be to think its a good idea to inject oil into your biceps for crying out loud. It may make them look bigger but even ignoring the health implications it looks fucking stupid  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3145847/Horrific-video-shows-man-injected-OIL-arm-bigger-biceps-having-drained-limb-infected.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3145847/Horrific-video-shows-man-injected-OIL-arm-bigger-biceps-having-drained-limb-infected.html)

Not looking, not looking
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2015, 04:05:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2015, 04:00:10 PM
Looks like a normal summers day in the shitehole that is Newquay

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3148490/Neon-mankinis-beachwear-CDs-bikinis-fashioned-SWEETS-epic-beach-fails-ever.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3148490/Neon-mankinis-beachwear-CDs-bikinis-fashioned-SWEETS-epic-beach-fails-ever.html)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimg.org%2F68ggcxgft%2F1502417_10152881944643969_8145651000577315126_o.jpg&hash=8888a587695f4574d47ec12d7f1587b42e6333b9) (http://postimg.org/image/68ggcxgft/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2015, 04:06:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2015, 04:05:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2015, 04:00:10 PM
Looks like a normal summers day in the shitehole that is Newquay

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3148490/Neon-mankinis-beachwear-CDs-bikinis-fashioned-SWEETS-epic-beach-fails-ever.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3148490/Neon-mankinis-beachwear-CDs-bikinis-fashioned-SWEETS-epic-beach-fails-ever.html)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimg.org%2F68ggcxgft%2F1502417_10152881944643969_8145651000577315126_o.jpg&hash=8888a587695f4574d47ec12d7f1587b42e6333b9) (http://postimg.org/image/68ggcxgft/)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2015, 12:02:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2015, 04:06:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2015, 04:05:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2015, 04:00:10 PM
Looks like a normal summers day in the shitehole that is Newquay

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3148490/Neon-mankinis-beachwear-CDs-bikinis-fashioned-SWEETS-epic-beach-fails-ever.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3148490/Neon-mankinis-beachwear-CDs-bikinis-fashioned-SWEETS-epic-beach-fails-ever.html)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimg.org%2F68ggcxgft%2F1502417_10152881944643969_8145651000577315126_o.jpg&hash=8888a587695f4574d47ec12d7f1587b42e6333b9) (http://postimg.org/image/68ggcxgft/)

 happy001
Oh I so much want one of those
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2015, 05:33:57 AM
Wonder how many Japanese admirers Apey could end up with?  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/587069/Handsome-gorilla-drives-Japanese-woman-wild (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/587069/Handsome-gorilla-drives-Japanese-woman-wild)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2015, 05:36:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2015, 05:33:57 AM
Wonder how many Japanese admirers Apey could end up with?  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/587069/Handsome-gorilla-drives-Japanese-woman-wild (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/587069/Handsome-gorilla-drives-Japanese-woman-wild)

*snigger*
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2015, 08:34:31 AM
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/gang-member-dies-after-trying-to-gold-plate-his-genitals (http://www.theladbible.com/articles/gang-member-dies-after-trying-to-gold-plate-his-genitals)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2015, 08:59:50 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 06, 2015, 08:34:31 AM
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/gang-member-dies-after-trying-to-gold-plate-his-genitals (http://www.theladbible.com/articles/gang-member-dies-after-trying-to-gold-plate-his-genitals)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2015, 09:16:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2015, 08:59:50 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 06, 2015, 08:34:31 AM
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/gang-member-dies-after-trying-to-gold-plate-his-genitals (http://www.theladbible.com/articles/gang-member-dies-after-trying-to-gold-plate-his-genitals)

 ;D

Just when you start to think Darwin may be running out of ideas...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2015, 06:34:22 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/06/man-dies-instantly-after-launching-firework-off-his-head-5281879/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/06/man-dies-instantly-after-launching-firework-off-his-head-5281879/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 07, 2015, 09:48:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 07, 2015, 06:34:22 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/06/man-dies-instantly-after-launching-firework-off-his-head-5281879/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/06/man-dies-instantly-after-launching-firework-off-his-head-5281879/)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2015, 10:04:40 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 07, 2015, 06:34:22 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/06/man-dies-instantly-after-launching-firework-off-his-head-5281879/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/06/man-dies-instantly-after-launching-firework-off-his-head-5281879/)

AFFS! ::)

Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2015, 06:14:10 PM
Maine man killed after trying to launch firework from top of his head  (http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jul/05/maine-firework-kills-man-head)

Nice work Mr. Darwin Sir...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2015, 10:06:52 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2015, 10:07:14 AM
And I'm sure that isn't the reason you can't sell this house, I'd love to see the sales pitch though...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3151927/The-house-market-1-000-days-Sweden-town-s-Snorrslida-slang-term-Penis-Vagina.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3151927/The-house-market-1-000-days-Sweden-town-s-Snorrslida-slang-term-Penis-Vagina.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2015, 11:51:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2015, 10:07:14 AM
And I'm sure that isn't the reason you can't sell this house, I'd love to see the sales pitch though...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3151927/The-house-market-1-000-days-Sweden-town-s-Snorrslida-slang-term-Penis-Vagina.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3151927/The-house-market-1-000-days-Sweden-town-s-Snorrslida-slang-term-Penis-Vagina.html)

Not just Sweden..

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.railwaycodes.org.uk%2Fstations%2FSponsored%2Fpenistone1l.jpg&hash=75880bc94e5c92b34833679acc4040362ea32957)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2015, 12:40:43 PM
Miss C goes there a lot  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2015, 01:28:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 07, 2015, 12:40:43 PM
Miss C goes there a lot  rubschin:

Does she alight?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant on July 08, 2015, 01:52:33 PM
Only when I have my bushel with me.  whistle:

There is a village about a mile away called Grenoside. I always read it as genocide.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 08, 2015, 03:11:48 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 08, 2015, 01:52:33 PM
Only when I have my bushel with me.  whistle:

There is a village about a mile away called Grenoside. I always read it as genocide.  redface:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2015, 08:43:22 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 08, 2015, 03:11:48 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 08, 2015, 01:52:33 PM
Only when I have my bushel with me.  whistle:

There is a village about a mile away called Grenoside. I always read it as genocide.  redface:

 lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2015, 04:16:24 PM
Prince Philip showing his sensitive, diplomatic side again  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3156466/Just-f-picture-Prince-Philip-gets-impatient-expletive-ridden-outburst-photocall-Battle-Britain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3156466/Just-f-picture-Prince-Philip-gets-impatient-expletive-ridden-outburst-photocall-Battle-Britain.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2015, 04:18:30 PM
 worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 10, 2015, 05:51:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2015, 04:16:24 PM
Prince Philip showing his sensitive, diplomatic side again  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3156466/Just-f-picture-Prince-Philip-gets-impatient-expletive-ridden-outburst-photocall-Battle-Britain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3156466/Just-f-picture-Prince-Philip-gets-impatient-expletive-ridden-outburst-photocall-Battle-Britain.html)

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2015, 05:57:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2015, 04:16:24 PM
Prince Philip showing his sensitive, diplomatic side again  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3156466/Just-f-picture-Prince-Philip-gets-impatient-expletive-ridden-outburst-photocall-Battle-Britain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3156466/Just-f-picture-Prince-Philip-gets-impatient-expletive-ridden-outburst-photocall-Battle-Britain.html)

Top man!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2015, 08:46:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 10, 2015, 05:57:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2015, 04:16:24 PM
Prince Philip showing his sensitive, diplomatic side again  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3156466/Just-f-picture-Prince-Philip-gets-impatient-expletive-ridden-outburst-photocall-Battle-Britain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3156466/Just-f-picture-Prince-Philip-gets-impatient-expletive-ridden-outburst-photocall-Battle-Britain.html)

Top man!  Thumbs:

Phil the Greek is my hero. I want to be like that if I get to his age.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2015, 06:02:15 AM
You already are like that  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 11, 2015, 01:23:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2015, 06:02:15 AM
You already are like that  ::)

Yes but much classier  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2015, 04:08:58 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 11, 2015, 01:23:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2015, 06:02:15 AM
You already are like that  ::)

Yes but much classier  cloud9:
redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2015, 10:16:53 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/07/girl-banned-flight-ginger-52008/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/07/girl-banned-flight-ginger-52008/)  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2015, 10:33:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 12, 2015, 10:16:53 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/07/girl-banned-flight-ginger-52008/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/07/girl-banned-flight-ginger-52008/)  razz:

 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 12, 2015, 11:10:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 12, 2015, 10:16:53 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/07/girl-banned-flight-ginger-52008/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/07/girl-banned-flight-ginger-52008/)  razz:

Etihad eh?  Nuff said (Apey can explain)

Anyway she prolly had Rickets from all that lack of sun
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2015, 01:14:34 PM
They pleaaded Scottishness  happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2015, 11:59:17 AM
Call me cynical but I'm pretty sure that if they saw an airliner coming in to land on that runway they would have buggered off sharpish.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3158899/Flights-diverted-cost-millions-demonstrators-stage-lie-protest-Heathrow-Airport-s-north-runway-protest-expansion-plan.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3158899/Flights-diverted-cost-millions-demonstrators-stage-lie-protest-Heathrow-Airport-s-north-runway-protest-expansion-plan.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2015, 12:03:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2015, 11:59:17 AM
Call me cynical but I'm pretty sure that if they saw an airliner coming in to land on that runway they would have buggered off sharpish.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3158899/Flights-diverted-cost-millions-demonstrators-stage-lie-protest-Heathrow-Airport-s-north-runway-protest-expansion-plan.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3158899/Flights-diverted-cost-millions-demonstrators-stage-lie-protest-Heathrow-Airport-s-north-runway-protest-expansion-plan.html)

Indeed... or even a snow plough....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2015, 12:07:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2015, 12:03:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2015, 11:59:17 AM
Call me cynical but I'm pretty sure that if they saw an airliner coming in to land on that runway they would have buggered off sharpish.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3158899/Flights-diverted-cost-millions-demonstrators-stage-lie-protest-Heathrow-Airport-s-north-runway-protest-expansion-plan.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3158899/Flights-diverted-cost-millions-demonstrators-stage-lie-protest-Heathrow-Airport-s-north-runway-protest-expansion-plan.html)

Indeed... or even a snow plough....  eveilgrin:

 noooo:   ban them from flying ....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2015, 12:07:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2015, 11:59:17 AM
Call me cynical but I'm pretty sure that if they saw an airliner coming in to land on that runway they would have buggered off sharpish.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3158899/Flights-diverted-cost-millions-demonstrators-stage-lie-protest-Heathrow-Airport-s-north-runway-protest-expansion-plan.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3158899/Flights-diverted-cost-millions-demonstrators-stage-lie-protest-Heathrow-Airport-s-north-runway-protest-expansion-plan.html)
evil: evil: evil:

I hope they name and shame everyone of them and each and every traveller delayed takes the protesters to the small claims court and they all go bankrupt.

A little known fact is airports are licensed to in extremis kill protected species that threaten aircraft safety.  Normally this means shooting birds but hey ho why not these self serving prats too.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2015, 01:45:35 PM
DIdn't Swampy get to his road protests by car?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2015, 02:25:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2015, 01:45:35 PM
DIdn't Swampy get to his road protests by car?
Oh I so hope that's true
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2015, 07:20:28 PM
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Mini-driver-smashes-fish-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26891651-detail/story.html (http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Mini-driver-smashes-fish-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26891651-detail/story.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2015, 07:21:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2015, 07:20:28 PM
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Mini-driver-smashes-fish-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26891651-detail/story.html (http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Mini-driver-smashes-fish-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26891651-detail/story.html)

PICNIC error...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2015, 08:59:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2015, 07:21:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2015, 07:20:28 PM
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Mini-driver-smashes-fish-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26891651-detail/story.html (http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Mini-driver-smashes-fish-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26891651-detail/story.html)

PICNIC error...? ::)

Bristol, says it all really  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2015, 09:58:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2015, 07:21:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2015, 07:20:28 PM
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Mini-driver-smashes-fish-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26891651-detail/story.html (http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Mini-driver-smashes-fish-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26891651-detail/story.html)

PICNIC error...? ::)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2015, 07:38:33 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-33509197 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-33509197)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2015, 03:58:14 PM
Hey BM, what's Apey's tab up to now?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162048/Time-pay-tabs-gentleman-Generous-pub-landlord-loaned-regulars-money-20-years-calls-debt-realising-owed-10-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162048/Time-pay-tabs-gentleman-Generous-pub-landlord-loaned-regulars-money-20-years-calls-debt-realising-owed-10-000.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2015, 03:59:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2015, 03:58:14 PM
Hey BM, what's Apey's tab up to now?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162048/Time-pay-tabs-gentleman-Generous-pub-landlord-loaned-regulars-money-20-years-calls-debt-realising-owed-10-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162048/Time-pay-tabs-gentleman-Generous-pub-landlord-loaned-regulars-money-20-years-calls-debt-realising-owed-10-000.html)

Same as everybody else's....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2015, 04:20:01 PM
Jump from one person wearing a wingsuit to another while in freefall...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162303/Daredevils-perform-incredible-stunt-7-000ft-one-parachutist-jumping-one-wingsuit-diver-another.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162303/Daredevils-perform-incredible-stunt-7-000ft-one-parachutist-jumping-one-wingsuit-diver-another.html)

Quote
Alex Aimard, from Marseille, France, who runs Satori Factory Productions, captured the thrilling footage last month.

He said: 'There is no name for this act, the flying formation had never been done before. Classic skydiving is not without risk and such a formation only increases the collision risk.

No name? Given the fact that I'm pretty sure most skydivers wouldn't be daft enough to try something like this how about the flying nutter?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2015, 04:32:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2015, 04:20:01 PM
Jump from one person wearing a wingsuit to another while in freefall...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162303/Daredevils-perform-incredible-stunt-7-000ft-one-parachutist-jumping-one-wingsuit-diver-another.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162303/Daredevils-perform-incredible-stunt-7-000ft-one-parachutist-jumping-one-wingsuit-diver-another.html)

Quote
Alex Aimard, from Marseille, France, who runs Satori Factory Productions, captured the thrilling footage last month.

He said: 'There is no name for this act, the flying formation had never been done before. Classic skydiving is not without risk and such a formation only increases the collision risk.

No name? Given the fact that I'm pretty sure most skydivers wouldn't be daft enough to try something like this how about the flying nutter?  eeek:

Meh... ::)

Daily Fail sensationalism....

He had his own parachute so where was the risk...?

Bearing in mind that in Relative Work dozens, sometimes hundreds of free fallers join up, form intricate patterns and complex manoeuvres before separating and then releasing their 'chutes...

 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 04:33:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2015, 04:20:01 PM
. .  how about the flying nutter?  eeek:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 04:40:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2015, 03:59:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2015, 03:58:14 PM
Hey BM, what's Apey's tab up to now?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162048/Time-pay-tabs-gentleman-Generous-pub-landlord-loaned-regulars-money-20-years-calls-debt-realising-owed-10-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162048/Time-pay-tabs-gentleman-Generous-pub-landlord-loaned-regulars-money-20-years-calls-debt-realising-owed-10-000.html)

Same as everybody else's....  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 04:41:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2015, 03:58:14 PM
Hey BM, what's Apey's tab up to now?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162048/Time-pay-tabs-gentleman-Generous-pub-landlord-loaned-regulars-money-20-years-calls-debt-realising-owed-10-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162048/Time-pay-tabs-gentleman-Generous-pub-landlord-loaned-regulars-money-20-years-calls-debt-realising-owed-10-000.html)
Is that man the world's most stupid barman?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 04:42:27 PM
No angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2015, 04:42:27 PM
No angel1


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 04:50:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2015, 04:42:27 PM
No angel1


 ;D ;D

well whoever could it be then?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 04:52:29 PM
I have heard of a chap who gubs everything he touches. Seems incredible to me  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2015, 04:55:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2015, 04:52:29 PM
I have heard of a chap who gubs everything he touches. Seems incredible to me  noooo:

A long lost relative you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 05:00:09 PM
That is Miss D  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2015, 09:17:54 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167193/Amazing-footage-shows-moment-world-champion-surfer-fought-SHARK-attacked-competition.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167193/Amazing-footage-shows-moment-world-champion-surfer-fought-SHARK-attacked-competition.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2015, 09:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2015, 09:17:54 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167193/Amazing-footage-shows-moment-world-champion-surfer-fought-SHARK-attacked-competition.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167193/Amazing-footage-shows-moment-world-champion-surfer-fought-SHARK-attacked-competition.html)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 12:40:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

But without the box.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:42:19 PM
Keep the box but have a choice of 6 with one being significantly weaker... The cockwomble roulette round.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2015, 01:58:41 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

SuBo?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:04:01 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2015, 01:58:41 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

SuBo?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:11:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

No, that Sam Bailey....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:11:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

No, that Sam Bailey....

Not a clue... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:11:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

No, that Sam Bailey....

Not a clue... noooo:

They don't charge to use google you know... ::)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:16:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:11:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

No, that Sam Bailey....

Not a clue... noooo:

They don't charge to use google you know... ::)

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mCylXy-IRGU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 02:24:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:11:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

No, that Sam Bailey....

Not a clue... noooo:

They don't charge to use google you know... ::)

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mCylXy-IRGU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Translation: BM watches the show and is too embarrassed to admit it...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:28:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 02:24:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:11:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

No, that Sam Bailey....

Not a clue... noooo:

They don't charge to use google you know... ::)

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mCylXy-IRGU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Translation: BM wants to enter the show and is too embarrassed to admit it...  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:37:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 02:24:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:11:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

No, that Sam Bailey....

Not a clue... noooo:

They don't charge to use google you know... ::)

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mCylXy-IRGU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Translation: BM watches the show and is too embarrassed to admit it...  rubschin:

I bleddy don't!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:37:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:37:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 02:24:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:11:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

No, that Sam Bailey....

Not a clue... noooo:

They don't charge to use google you know... ::)

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mCylXy-IRGU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Translation: BM watches the show and is too embarrassed to admit it...  rubschin:

I bleddy don't!  cussing:

Oven broken... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:38:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:37:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:37:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 02:24:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:11:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

No, that Sam Bailey....

Not a clue... noooo:

They don't charge to use google you know... ::)

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mCylXy-IRGU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Translation: BM watches the show and is too embarrassed to admit it...  rubschin:

I bleddy don't!  cussing:

Oven broken... rubschin:

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:39:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:38:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:37:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:37:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 02:24:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:11:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

No, that Sam Bailey....

Not a clue... noooo:

They don't charge to use google you know... ::)

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mCylXy-IRGU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Translation: BM watches the show and is too embarrassed to admit it...  rubschin:

I bleddy don't!  cussing:

Oven broken... rubschin:

Wha? Shrugs:

See dinner tonight... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:56:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:39:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:38:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:37:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:37:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 02:24:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 02:11:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2015, 12:39:34 PM
So sit in a clear plastic box while a bleedin' great big bear tries to get in... eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167943/Could-grin-BEAR-Terrifying-clip-Japanese-TV-sees-contestant-screaming-inside-cube-large-grizzly-attempts-gain-access.html)

 rubschin: Hang on a second, those godawful talent shows like X factor could be far more watchable if there was a similar round...  eveilgrin:

That bird wot won X-Factor is coming to Pissouri.... eeek:

Who.... rubschin:  are you sure it's not that black moron off BGT...

No, that Sam Bailey....

Not a clue... noooo:

They don't charge to use google you know... ::)

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mCylXy-IRGU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Translation: BM watches the show and is too embarrassed to admit it...  rubschin:

I bleddy don't!  cussing:

Oven broken... rubschin:

Wha? Shrugs:

See dinner tonight... whistle:

Noes, the oven is not broken... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2015, 12:15:03 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167917/Student-caught-man-taking-photographs-bottom-shopped-told-police-couldn-t-arrest-him.htm (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167917/Student-caught-man-taking-photographs-bottom-shopped-told-police-couldn-t-arrest-him.htm)

Grump......... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2015, 12:24:51 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 21, 2015, 12:15:03 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167917/Student-caught-man-taking-photographs-bottom-shopped-told-police-couldn-t-arrest-him.htm (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3167917/Student-caught-man-taking-photographs-bottom-shopped-told-police-couldn-t-arrest-him.htm)

Grump......... eeek:

Wearing white trainers and going to St Austell?? Fuck right off  cussing:

That aside, my experiences with the police down here have (with the exception of one officer who sadly is no longer with us) have left me with no faith whatsoever in the force so the lack of an arrest doesn't surprise me in the slightest.  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2015, 06:23:13 PM
Piss off you're interrupting my betting...  happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3169749/Armed-robbery-bookmakers-aborted-elderly-punter-79-told-gunman-p-interrupting-betting.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3169749/Armed-robbery-bookmakers-aborted-elderly-punter-79-told-gunman-p-interrupting-betting.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2015, 06:25:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2015, 06:23:13 PM
Piss off you're interrupting my betting...  happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3169749/Armed-robbery-bookmakers-aborted-elderly-punter-79-told-gunman-p-interrupting-betting.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3169749/Armed-robbery-bookmakers-aborted-elderly-punter-79-told-gunman-p-interrupting-betting.html)


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2015, 08:46:59 PM
WTF????  eeek:    sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170860/Meet-world-s-extreme-blood-donor-Woman-28-lets-real-life-VAMPIRES-drink-blood-directly-body.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170860/Meet-world-s-extreme-blood-donor-Woman-28-lets-real-life-VAMPIRES-drink-blood-directly-body.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2015, 08:49:01 PM
Loads of the flying vermin down these parts......hmmm.....perhaps there is a money making opportunity here  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170842/Shocking-moment-seagull-explodes-ball-feathers-hit-golfer-s-wayward-drive.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170842/Shocking-moment-seagull-explodes-ball-feathers-hit-golfer-s-wayward-drive.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 08:50:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2015, 08:49:01 PM
Loads of the flying vermin down these parts......hmmm.....perhaps there is a money making opportunity here  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170842/Shocking-moment-seagull-explodes-ball-feathers-hit-golfer-s-wayward-drive.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170842/Shocking-moment-seagull-explodes-ball-feathers-hit-golfer-s-wayward-drive.html)

Start with a club.. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 09:17:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 08:50:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2015, 08:49:01 PM
Loads of the flying vermin down these parts......hmmm.....perhaps there is a money making opportunity here  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170842/Shocking-moment-seagull-explodes-ball-feathers-hit-golfer-s-wayward-drive.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170842/Shocking-moment-seagull-explodes-ball-feathers-hit-golfer-s-wayward-drive.html)

Start with a club.. Thumbs:

1st customer....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3171308/Idiot-time-waster-phones-999-complain-SEAGULL-stolen-sandwich-police-hang-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3171308/Idiot-time-waster-phones-999-complain-SEAGULL-stolen-sandwich-police-hang-him.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2015, 09:26:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 09:17:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 08:50:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2015, 08:49:01 PM
Loads of the flying vermin down these parts......hmmm.....perhaps there is a money making opportunity here  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170842/Shocking-moment-seagull-explodes-ball-feathers-hit-golfer-s-wayward-drive.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170842/Shocking-moment-seagull-explodes-ball-feathers-hit-golfer-s-wayward-drive.html)

Start with a club.. Thumbs:

1st customer....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3171308/Idiot-time-waster-phones-999-complain-SEAGULL-stolen-sandwich-police-hang-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3171308/Idiot-time-waster-phones-999-complain-SEAGULL-stolen-sandwich-police-hang-him.html)

Bristolian, nuff said  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 09:28:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2015, 09:26:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 09:17:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 08:50:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2015, 08:49:01 PM
Loads of the flying vermin down these parts......hmmm.....perhaps there is a money making opportunity here  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170842/Shocking-moment-seagull-explodes-ball-feathers-hit-golfer-s-wayward-drive.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3170842/Shocking-moment-seagull-explodes-ball-feathers-hit-golfer-s-wayward-drive.html)

Start with a club.. Thumbs:

1st customer....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3171308/Idiot-time-waster-phones-999-complain-SEAGULL-stolen-sandwich-police-hang-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3171308/Idiot-time-waster-phones-999-complain-SEAGULL-stolen-sandwich-police-hang-him.html)

Bristolian, nuff said  rubschin:

Double fees...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2015, 03:16:37 PM
Somebody please show Prince Phillip how to use social media, something tells me that his response to this odious little talentless gobshite would be the only funny thing Russel Brand was ever connected with.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3171629/Russell-Brand-triggers-disgust-branding-Queen-Kraut-Nazi.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3171629/Russell-Brand-triggers-disgust-branding-Queen-Kraut-Nazi.html)

Failing that will someone just put this prick out of our collective misery. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2015, 04:26:35 PM
For when battery power just isn't enough?  rubschin:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/13/us-usa-oregon-sextoys-idUSKCN0PN2JK20150713 (http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/13/us-usa-oregon-sextoys-idUSKCN0PN2JK20150713)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2015, 05:41:27 PM
Wonder how many trains you could fuel using this...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3174425/To-infinity-bakers-Cambridge-scientists-way-propel-rocket-using-savoury-buns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3174425/To-infinity-bakers-Cambridge-scientists-way-propel-rocket-using-savoury-buns.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2015, 05:56:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2015, 05:41:27 PM
Wonder how many trains you could fuel using this...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3174425/To-infinity-bakers-Cambridge-scientists-way-propel-rocket-using-savoury-buns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3174425/To-infinity-bakers-Cambridge-scientists-way-propel-rocket-using-savoury-buns.html)

They should open a shop.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2015, 06:12:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 25, 2015, 05:56:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2015, 05:41:27 PM
Wonder how many trains you could fuel using this...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3174425/To-infinity-bakers-Cambridge-scientists-way-propel-rocket-using-savoury-buns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3174425/To-infinity-bakers-Cambridge-scientists-way-propel-rocket-using-savoury-buns.html)

They should open a shop.... Thumbs:

Where could they open it...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2015, 11:28:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 25, 2015, 05:56:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2015, 05:41:27 PM
Wonder how many trains you could fuel using this...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3174425/To-infinity-bakers-Cambridge-scientists-way-propel-rocket-using-savoury-buns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3174425/To-infinity-bakers-Cambridge-scientists-way-propel-rocket-using-savoury-buns.html)

They should open a shop.... Thumbs:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2015, 05:17:17 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2015, 08:34:45 AM
I've been to one of this guys sets and the whole night was an absolute blast. Hope he is ok.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/593627/DJ-derek-missing-missing-person-fear-bristol-home (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/593627/DJ-derek-missing-missing-person-fear-bristol-home)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2015, 03:58:03 PM
£25 for a glass of water? A Water Sommelier? I feel like I've fallen through the looking glass. Having said that, if people are stupid enough to pay those prices....  rubschin:

I did love the rival hotel's response to this though

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F07%2F27%2F11%2F2AE0370000000578-3175836-The_Hudson_Bar_in_Belfast_came_up_with_their_own_witty_water_men-a-3_1437994794565.jpg&hash=c0653ae97380054ebb00a44343abab6c1dc1170f)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3175836/Would-pay-26-bottle-water-Hotel-Northern-Ireland-launches-new-drinks-menu-served-water-butler.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3175836/Would-pay-26-bottle-water-Hotel-Northern-Ireland-launches-new-drinks-menu-served-water-butler.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2015, 04:02:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2015, 03:58:03 PM
£25 for a glass of water? A Water Sommelier? I feel like I've fallen through the looking glass. Having said that, if people are stupid enough to pay those prices....  rubschin:

I did love the rival hotel's response to this though

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F07%2F27%2F11%2F2AE0370000000578-3175836-The_Hudson_Bar_in_Belfast_came_up_with_their_own_witty_water_men-a-3_1437994794565.jpg&hash=c0653ae97380054ebb00a44343abab6c1dc1170f)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3175836/Would-pay-26-bottle-water-Hotel-Northern-Ireland-launches-new-drinks-menu-served-water-butler.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3175836/Would-pay-26-bottle-water-Hotel-Northern-Ireland-launches-new-drinks-menu-served-water-butler.html)

Excellent!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2015, 04:11:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2015, 04:02:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2015, 03:58:03 PM
£25 for a glass of water? A Water Sommelier? I feel like I've fallen through the looking glass. Having said that, if people are stupid enough to pay those prices....  rubschin:

I did love the rival hotel's response to this though

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F07%2F27%2F11%2F2AE0370000000578-3175836-The_Hudson_Bar_in_Belfast_came_up_with_their_own_witty_water_men-a-3_1437994794565.jpg&hash=c0653ae97380054ebb00a44343abab6c1dc1170f)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3175836/Would-pay-26-bottle-water-Hotel-Northern-Ireland-launches-new-drinks-menu-served-water-butler.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3175836/Would-pay-26-bottle-water-Hotel-Northern-Ireland-launches-new-drinks-menu-served-water-butler.html)

Excellent!  lol:

How much for 8 pints... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2015, 04:14:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 27, 2015, 04:11:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2015, 04:02:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2015, 03:58:03 PM
£25 for a glass of water? A Water Sommelier? I feel like I've fallen through the looking glass. Having said that, if people are stupid enough to pay those prices....  rubschin:

I did love the rival hotel's response to this though

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F07%2F27%2F11%2F2AE0370000000578-3175836-The_Hudson_Bar_in_Belfast_came_up_with_their_own_witty_water_men-a-3_1437994794565.jpg&hash=c0653ae97380054ebb00a44343abab6c1dc1170f)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3175836/Would-pay-26-bottle-water-Hotel-Northern-Ireland-launches-new-drinks-menu-served-water-butler.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3175836/Would-pay-26-bottle-water-Hotel-Northern-Ireland-launches-new-drinks-menu-served-water-butler.html)

Excellent!  lol:

How much for 8 pints... whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2015, 03:46:50 PM
"I just thought I had something in my eye..."  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3178414/I-just-thought-eye-Man-impales-face-TWO-FOOT-tent-peg.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3178414/I-just-thought-eye-Man-impales-face-TWO-FOOT-tent-peg.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2015, 03:48:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2015, 03:46:50 PM
"I just thought I had something in my eye..."  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3178414/I-just-thought-eye-Man-impales-face-TWO-FOOT-tent-peg.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3178414/I-just-thought-eye-Man-impales-face-TWO-FOOT-tent-peg.html)

Not clicking....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2015, 03:55:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 29, 2015, 03:48:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2015, 03:46:50 PM
"I just thought I had something in my eye..."  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3178414/I-just-thought-eye-Man-impales-face-TWO-FOOT-tent-peg.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3178414/I-just-thought-eye-Man-impales-face-TWO-FOOT-tent-peg.html)

Not clicking....  noooo:

You don't want an eyeful then...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2015, 12:14:35 AM
Oh God, sorry BM I need to borrow the bucket...  sick2:

Gives a whole new meaning to the Norfolk Broads..   noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/594868/BBW-Woman-24-stone-money-stripping-website-boyfriend-naked (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/594868/BBW-Woman-24-stone-money-stripping-website-boyfriend-naked)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2015, 03:37:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2015, 12:14:35 AM
Oh God, sorry BM I need to borrow the bucket...  sick2:

Gives a whole new meaning to the Norfolk Broads..   noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/594868/BBW-Woman-24-stone-money-stripping-website-boyfriend-naked (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/594868/BBW-Woman-24-stone-money-stripping-website-boyfriend-naked)

I'd need the wide-angle attachment for that one!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 02, 2015, 09:52:17 PM
Time for a stiff drink?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33751212 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33751212)

"Distillers in China added Viagra to thousands of bottles of spirits and told customers it had "health-preserving qualities", food safety officials say."

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 02, 2015, 10:04:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 02, 2015, 09:52:17 PM
Time for a stiff drink?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33751212 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33751212)

"Distillers in China added Viagra to thousands of bottles of spirits and told customers it had "health-preserving qualities", food safety officials say."

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2015, 10:39:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 02, 2015, 10:04:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 02, 2015, 09:52:17 PM
Time for a stiff drink?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33751212 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33751212)

"Distillers in China added Viagra to thousands of bottles of spirits and told customers it had "health-preserving qualities", food safety officials say."

 ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol:

I expect it means heavy drinkers can still stand up after a session.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2015, 11:00:12 AM
http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/ (http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/)  eeek:

Eaten by the neighbour's dog  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2015, 11:01:31 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2015, 11:00:12 AM
http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/ (http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/)  eeek:

Eaten by the neighbour's dog  Shocked:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2015, 11:11:34 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2015, 11:00:12 AM
http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/ (http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/)  eeek:

Eaten by the neighbour's dog  Shocked:

The link on that story led to something even more disturbing  eeek: eeek:

Lost her virginity to one and now she is a Cabbage Patch Doll pimp?? WTF???  noooo:

http://www.moron.com/lost-virginity-to-cabbage-patch-kid/ (http://www.moron.com/lost-virginity-to-cabbage-patch-kid/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2015, 11:34:40 AM
Miss D could have used one of these all those times she tried to get the brat out of bed...  eveilgrin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/595244/Ejector-Bed-YouTube-Colin-Furze-Video-Wallace-Gromit (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/595244/Ejector-Bed-YouTube-Colin-Furze-Video-Wallace-Gromit)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2015, 12:46:23 PM
 eeek:,  eeek: and  eeek:

too much
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2015, 06:25:09 PM
More  noooo:

http://traditionalchurchofsatan.net/2015/08/03/islamic-woman-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-goat/ (http://traditionalchurchofsatan.net/2015/08/03/islamic-woman-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-goat/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2015, 06:34:53 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 03, 2015, 11:36:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2015, 06:25:09 PM
More  noooo:

http://traditionalchurchofsatan.net/2015/08/03/islamic-woman-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-goat/ (http://traditionalchurchofsatan.net/2015/08/03/islamic-woman-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-goat/)

Kids today... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2015, 05:39:08 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 03, 2015, 11:36:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2015, 06:25:09 PM
More  noooo:

http://traditionalchurchofsatan.net/2015/08/03/islamic-woman-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-goat/ (http://traditionalchurchofsatan.net/2015/08/03/islamic-woman-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-goat/)

Kids today... noooo:

 drumroll:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2015, 07:56:44 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2015, 05:39:08 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 03, 2015, 11:36:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2015, 06:25:09 PM
More  noooo:

http://traditionalchurchofsatan.net/2015/08/03/islamic-woman-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-goat/ (http://traditionalchurchofsatan.net/2015/08/03/islamic-woman-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-goat/)

Kids today... noooo:

 drumroll:

 ;D
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2015, 08:54:46 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2015, 07:56:44 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2015, 05:39:08 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 03, 2015, 11:36:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2015, 06:25:09 PM
More  noooo:

http://traditionalchurchofsatan.net/2015/08/03/islamic-woman-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-goat/ (http://traditionalchurchofsatan.net/2015/08/03/islamic-woman-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-goat/)

Kids today... noooo:

 drumroll:

 ;D
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2015, 12:09:56 PM
I'm the first to admit I have a fairly high caffeine intake but this is just bloody stupid.  noooo:

There are some good comments though, I did like this one

Quote
mhh • 16 minutes ago

Lena, I was so concerned about your plight that I ran your symptoms past my wife who is a medical professional. She can 100% confirm that you are suffering from a condition known as terminal stupidity. I pity your 3 children.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11782369/Woman-going-blind-after-drinking-28-Red-Bulls-every-day.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11782369/Woman-going-blind-after-drinking-28-Red-Bulls-every-day.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2015, 12:11:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2015, 12:09:56 PM
I'm the first to admit I have a fairly high caffeine intake but this is just bloody stupid.  noooo:

There are some good comments though, I did like this one

Quote
mhh • 16 minutes ago

Lena, I was so concerned about your plight that I ran your symptoms past my wife who is a medical professional. She can 100% confirm that you are suffering from a condition known as terminal stupidity. I pity your 3 children.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11782369/Woman-going-blind-after-drinking-28-Red-Bulls-every-day.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11782369/Woman-going-blind-after-drinking-28-Red-Bulls-every-day.html)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2015, 12:18:20 PM
Camborne Mafia? Redruth Mafia?  happy001

Bunch of gormless inbred wannabe gangstas that are part of the reason why Camborne and Redruth are both shitholes.

http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Graffiti-spate-linked-Camborne-Mafia/story-27541638-detail/story.html (http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Graffiti-spate-linked-Camborne-Mafia/story-27541638-detail/story.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2015, 12:46:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 04, 2015, 12:11:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2015, 12:09:56 PM
I'm the first to admit I have a fairly high caffeine intake but this is just bloody stupid.  noooo:

There are some good comments though, I did like this one

Quote
mhh • 16 minutes ago

Lena, I was so concerned about your plight that I ran your symptoms past my wife who is a medical professional. She can 100% confirm that you are suffering from a condition known as terminal stupidity. I pity your 3 children.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11782369/Woman-going-blind-after-drinking-28-Red-Bulls-every-day.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11782369/Woman-going-blind-after-drinking-28-Red-Bulls-every-day.html)

 ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on August 04, 2015, 01:01:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2015, 11:00:12 AM
http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/ (http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/)  eeek:

Eaten by the neighbour's dog  Shocked:

I love the opening line...."he was struggling with masturbation..."
 was he not doing it right?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2015, 01:11:17 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on August 04, 2015, 01:01:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2015, 11:00:12 AM
http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/ (http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/)  eeek:

Eaten by the neighbour's dog  Shocked:

I love the opening line...."he was struggling with masturbation..."
 was he not doing it right?
lol:

he'll struggle even more to now
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2015, 02:30:56 PM
As far as Windows 10 stories go that has to be one of the best.

Quote
Mustafa Leak, Sin City, United Kingdom, less than a minute ago
Windows 10 security update, 1. Hide rolling pin......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3184771/Man-updates-PC-Windows-10-wife-entire-PORN-collection-transformed-slideshow-repeat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3184771/Man-updates-PC-Windows-10-wife-entire-PORN-collection-transformed-slideshow-repeat.html)

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2015, 02:46:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2015, 02:30:56 PM
As far as Windows 10 stories go that has to be one of the best.

Quote
Mustafa Leak, Sin City, United Kingdom, less than a minute ago
Windows 10 security update, 1. Hide rolling pin......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3184771/Man-updates-PC-Windows-10-wife-entire-PORN-collection-transformed-slideshow-repeat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3184771/Man-updates-PC-Windows-10-wife-entire-PORN-collection-transformed-slideshow-repeat.html)

 happy001 happy001 happy001

 happy002 and just who believes that was his entire porn collection?   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2015, 10:51:49 PM
Ow.........OW.........FECKIN' OOOOOOOW!!!!!!  Shocked:

Base jumping with a parachute that is attached to your skin??  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F08%2F04%2F14%2F2B162A5A00000578-0-image-a-145_1438694368178.jpg&hash=c451c3d1bfab599f92d17eeeeeb9969a4f9b23dc)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F08%2F04%2F14%2F2B162A3400000578-0-image-a-143_1438694288775.jpg&hash=418ff8a95e14407ede859dfaa529607d73b328e3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3184973/The-adrenaline-junkie-literally-hooked-base-jumping-daredevil-parachute-attached-skin-cliff-jump-Thailand.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3184973/The-adrenaline-junkie-literally-hooked-base-jumping-daredevil-parachute-attached-skin-cliff-jump-Thailand.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2015, 05:36:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2015, 10:51:49 PM
Ow.........OW.........FECKIN' OOOOOOOW!!!!!!  Shocked:

Base jumping with a parachute that is attached to your skin??  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F08%2F04%2F14%2F2B162A5A00000578-0-image-a-145_1438694368178.jpg&hash=c451c3d1bfab599f92d17eeeeeb9969a4f9b23dc)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F08%2F04%2F14%2F2B162A3400000578-0-image-a-143_1438694288775.jpg&hash=418ff8a95e14407ede859dfaa529607d73b328e3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3184973/The-adrenaline-junkie-literally-hooked-base-jumping-daredevil-parachute-attached-skin-cliff-jump-Thailand.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3184973/The-adrenaline-junkie-literally-hooked-base-jumping-daredevil-parachute-attached-skin-cliff-jump-Thailand.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2015, 10:31:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 05, 2015, 05:36:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2015, 10:51:49 PM
Ow.........OW.........FECKIN' OOOOOOOW!!!!!!  Shocked:

Base jumping with a parachute that is attached to your skin??  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F08%2F04%2F14%2F2B162A5A00000578-0-image-a-145_1438694368178.jpg&hash=c451c3d1bfab599f92d17eeeeeb9969a4f9b23dc)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F08%2F04%2F14%2F2B162A3400000578-0-image-a-143_1438694288775.jpg&hash=418ff8a95e14407ede859dfaa529607d73b328e3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3184973/The-adrenaline-junkie-literally-hooked-base-jumping-daredevil-parachute-attached-skin-cliff-jump-Thailand.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3184973/The-adrenaline-junkie-literally-hooked-base-jumping-daredevil-parachute-attached-skin-cliff-jump-Thailand.html)

 sick2:
sick2: sick2:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2015, 11:31:25 AM
There seems to be an awful lot of Nick-a-likes in the science field...  lol:

I did like

Quote
Anthony J. Martin @Ichnologist
While tracking large alligator, remarked to colleagues, "Wow, these tracks look really fresh!" Looked up. "Oh, there it is." #fieldworkfail

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3187137/Scientists-reveal-embarrassing-mistakes-fieldworkfail.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3187137/Scientists-reveal-embarrassing-mistakes-fieldworkfail.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2015, 12:40:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2015, 11:31:25 AM
There seems to be an awful lot of Nick-a-likes in the science field...  lol:

I did like

Quote
Anthony J. Martin @Ichnologist
While tracking large alligator, remarked to colleagues, "Wow, these tracks look really fresh!" Looked up. "Oh, there it is." #fieldworkfail

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3187137/Scientists-reveal-embarrassing-mistakes-fieldworkfail.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3187137/Scientists-reveal-embarrassing-mistakes-fieldworkfail.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2015, 11:06:30 AM
How did I know that this would have happened in Newquay just from the headline..  noooo:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11800205/Bromley-Batman-pops-up-in-Cornwall-to-save-man-from-attack.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11800205/Bromley-Batman-pops-up-in-Cornwall-to-save-man-from-attack.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2015, 11:08:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2015, 11:06:30 AM
How did I know that this would have happened in Newquay just from the headline..  noooo:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11800205/Bromley-Batman-pops-up-in-Cornwall-to-save-man-from-attack.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11800205/Bromley-Batman-pops-up-in-Cornwall-to-save-man-from-attack.html)

No robbing tho... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2015, 06:58:02 AM
http://www.nme.com/news/motorhead/87559 (http://www.nme.com/news/motorhead/87559)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 14, 2015, 10:28:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 14, 2015, 06:58:02 AM
http://www.nme.com/news/motorhead/87559 (http://www.nme.com/news/motorhead/87559)

"Gastric distress"

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2015, 10:39:32 AM
At least we now know that Voddy is a healthy drinking option  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 14, 2015, 10:42:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 14, 2015, 10:39:32 AM
At least we now know that Voddy is a healthy drinking option  :thumbsup:

Some in here will be pleased to hear it.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2015, 10:57:34 AM
I spose with Orange Juice it counts as one of your "five a day" rubschin:  And if you have five or more .... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2015, 04:04:43 PM
A member of the Hells Rotarians?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-33929339 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-33929339)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2015, 01:51:27 AM
Stupid tosser  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3199164/Bet-feels-right-plonker-Wife-kicks-prankster-husband-drunkenly-tattoos-six-inch-genitals-thigh.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3199164/Bet-feels-right-plonker-Wife-kicks-prankster-husband-drunkenly-tattoos-six-inch-genitals-thigh.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2015, 02:44:00 AM
Architects set up a crowdfunding website to build a full scale replica of Minas Tirith in the UK........ fair enough whatever get you going, could be a picturesque place to live and work.  rubschin:

(https://res.cloudinary.com/indiegogo-media-prod-cld/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,h_413,w_620/v1438394442/lkz26jhrfekub0ze5ftt.jpg)

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/realise-minas-tirith#/story (https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/realise-minas-tirith#/story)

Now there is an 'orc' crowdfunding page to raise money to lay siege and destroy the city....  eeek:

Quote
Your gold will buy many pointy and shiny things which we can stick the humans with.

Actually on reflection that may have been borowed from a Sunderland FC fan site  rubschin:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/destroy-minas-tirith#/story (https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/destroy-minas-tirith#/story)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/lord-of-the-rings/orcs-launch-crowdfunding-campaign-to-destroy-minas-tirith/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/lord-of-the-rings/orcs-launch-crowdfunding-campaign-to-destroy-minas-tirith/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2015, 10:09:26 AM
WTF?? There are some sick and feckin stupid bastards in the world. Trying to attack and sexually abuse a bloody bear??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3205138/Three-men-arrested-Russia-planned-sex-attack-bear-reversed-eight-times-fought-back.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3205138/Three-men-arrested-Russia-planned-sex-attack-bear-reversed-eight-times-fought-back.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2015, 01:25:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2015, 10:09:26 AM
WTF?? There are some sick and feckin stupid bastards in the world. Trying to attack and sexually abuse a bloody bear??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3205138/Three-men-arrested-Russia-planned-sex-attack-bear-reversed-eight-times-fought-back.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3205138/Three-men-arrested-Russia-planned-sex-attack-bear-reversed-eight-times-fought-back.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2015, 02:03:09 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/healthcare-network/2015/aug/20/removed-toy-dinosaur-womans-vagina?CMP=fb_gu (http://www.theguardian.com/healthcare-network/2015/aug/20/removed-toy-dinosaur-womans-vagina?CMP=fb_gu)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2015, 02:05:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2015, 02:03:09 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/healthcare-network/2015/aug/20/removed-toy-dinosaur-womans-vagina?CMP=fb_gu (http://www.theguardian.com/healthcare-network/2015/aug/20/removed-toy-dinosaur-womans-vagina?CMP=fb_gu)

She got boned..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2015, 02:17:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2015, 02:05:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2015, 02:03:09 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/healthcare-network/2015/aug/20/removed-toy-dinosaur-womans-vagina?CMP=fb_gu (http://www.theguardian.com/healthcare-network/2015/aug/20/removed-toy-dinosaur-womans-vagina?CMP=fb_gu)

She got boned..... Thumbs:

Tyrano-sore-us Rex  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2015, 03:12:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2015, 02:05:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2015, 02:03:09 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/healthcare-network/2015/aug/20/removed-toy-dinosaur-womans-vagina?CMP=fb_gu (http://www.theguardian.com/healthcare-network/2015/aug/20/removed-toy-dinosaur-womans-vagina?CMP=fb_gu)

She got boned..... Thumbs:

Jurassic pork.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2015, 03:12:51 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2015, 07:06:05 PM
Youngsters don't want to serve on a Royal Navy sub because they wouldn't be able to log into Facebook?  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207736/Youngsters-don-t-want-serve-Royal-Navy-submarines-t-log-Facebook-waves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207736/Youngsters-don-t-want-serve-Royal-Navy-submarines-t-log-Facebook-waves.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2015, 07:09:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2015, 07:06:05 PM
Youngsters don't want to serve on a Royal Navy sub because they wouldn't be able to log into Facebook?  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207736/Youngsters-don-t-want-serve-Royal-Navy-submarines-t-log-Facebook-waves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207736/Youngsters-don-t-want-serve-Royal-Navy-submarines-t-log-Facebook-waves.html)

Not surprised... noooo:  big a big wedding on the beach last week and the wi=fi signal was coming and going ...you think the hotel had cut their arms off... noooo:   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2015, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2015, 07:06:05 PM
Youngsters don't want to serve on a Royal Navy sub because they wouldn't be able to log into Facebook?  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207736/Youngsters-don-t-want-serve-Royal-Navy-submarines-t-log-Facebook-waves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207736/Youngsters-don-t-want-serve-Royal-Navy-submarines-t-log-Facebook-waves.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2015, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 24, 2015, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2015, 07:06:05 PM
Youngsters don't want to serve on a Royal Navy sub because they wouldn't be able to log into Facebook?  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207736/Youngsters-don-t-want-serve-Royal-Navy-submarines-t-log-Facebook-waves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207736/Youngsters-don-t-want-serve-Royal-Navy-submarines-t-log-Facebook-waves.html)

 noooo:

Guess where we were today? LOL

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.onlinepublishingcompany.info%2Fimages%2F_attachments_%2F2013_04%2Fcloser_look_of_belgrano_sinking.jpg&hash=374be6824eb043ab14a72d0754d00af1f27b5de4)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2015, 11:43:18 AM
 drumroll:

Bit too close to the truth  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2015, 12:09:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2015, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 24, 2015, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2015, 07:06:05 PM
Youngsters don't want to serve on a Royal Navy sub because they wouldn't be able to log into Facebook?  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207736/Youngsters-don-t-want-serve-Royal-Navy-submarines-t-log-Facebook-waves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207736/Youngsters-don-t-want-serve-Royal-Navy-submarines-t-log-Facebook-waves.html)

 noooo:

Guess where we were today? LOL

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.onlinepublishingcompany.info%2Fimages%2F_attachments_%2F2013_04%2Fcloser_look_of_belgrano_sinking.jpg&hash=374be6824eb043ab14a72d0754d00af1f27b5de4)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2015, 05:48:46 PM
I'll let the old degenerates have open season on the puns...  eveilgrin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/601435/David-Cameron-holiday-Cornwall-sewage-Samantha (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/601435/David-Cameron-holiday-Cornwall-sewage-Samantha)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 28, 2015, 11:27:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2015, 05:48:46 PM
I'll let the old degenerates have open season on the puns...  eveilgrin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/601435/David-Cameron-holiday-Cornwall-sewage-Samantha (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/601435/David-Cameron-holiday-Cornwall-sewage-Samantha)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2015, 10:24:52 AM
Just a thought but who do we know on here who has a history of daft online purchases.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3213945/Grotty-caravan-billed-suitable-dogging-sordid-affairs-murdering-listed-eBay-attracts-bids-worth-75-000-just-seven-hours.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3213945/Grotty-caravan-billed-suitable-dogging-sordid-affairs-murdering-listed-eBay-attracts-bids-worth-75-000-just-seven-hours.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2015, 11:49:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2015, 10:24:52 AM
Just a thought but who do we know on here who has a history of daft online purchases.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3213945/Grotty-caravan-billed-suitable-dogging-sordid-affairs-murdering-listed-eBay-attracts-bids-worth-75-000-just-seven-hours.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3213945/Grotty-caravan-billed-suitable-dogging-sordid-affairs-murdering-listed-eBay-attracts-bids-worth-75-000-just-seven-hours.html)
lol: lol: lol:

Anyone who buys a caravan should be locked up over this weekend.  Yesterday was chaos with the idiots blocking the roads here, must have been worse near you.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2015, 01:29:37 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2015, 03:37:55 PM
12 years old...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218220/Daredevil-schoolgirl-12-spends-weekends-obliterating-CARS-one-world-s-youngest-monster-truck-drivers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218220/Daredevil-schoolgirl-12-spends-weekends-obliterating-CARS-one-world-s-youngest-monster-truck-drivers.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2015, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2015, 03:37:55 PM
12 years old...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218220/Daredevil-schoolgirl-12-spends-weekends-obliterating-CARS-one-world-s-youngest-monster-truck-drivers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218220/Daredevil-schoolgirl-12-spends-weekends-obliterating-CARS-one-world-s-youngest-monster-truck-drivers.html)


Normal female driving....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2015, 04:41:23 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2015, 09:00:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 01, 2015, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2015, 03:37:55 PM
12 years old...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218220/Daredevil-schoolgirl-12-spends-weekends-obliterating-CARS-one-world-s-youngest-monster-truck-drivers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218220/Daredevil-schoolgirl-12-spends-weekends-obliterating-CARS-one-world-s-youngest-monster-truck-drivers.html)


Normal female driving....  noooo:

It could have been worse, she could have reversed into the garage door I suppose...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2015, 09:16:38 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218282/Cornish-town-council-falls-victim-attack-hackers-claiming-1990s-Kosovo-Liberation-Army.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218282/Cornish-town-council-falls-victim-attack-hackers-claiming-1990s-Kosovo-Liberation-Army.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2015, 12:18:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2015, 09:16:38 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218282/Cornish-town-council-falls-victim-attack-hackers-claiming-1990s-Kosovo-Liberation-Army.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218282/Cornish-town-council-falls-victim-attack-hackers-claiming-1990s-Kosovo-Liberation-Army.html)
Well having seen what they took down I rather support their action

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F09%2F01%2F13%2F2BDFD1FA00000578-3218282-image-m-28_1441109626127.jpg&hash=d946c7ffed2493208d53dffb5f3d2a856752cfeb) noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2015, 12:19:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2015, 09:00:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 01, 2015, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2015, 03:37:55 PM
12 years old...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218220/Daredevil-schoolgirl-12-spends-weekends-obliterating-CARS-one-world-s-youngest-monster-truck-drivers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218220/Daredevil-schoolgirl-12-spends-weekends-obliterating-CARS-one-world-s-youngest-monster-truck-drivers.html)


Normal female driving....  noooo:

It could have been worse, she could have reversed into the garage door I suppose...  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2015, 05:08:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2015, 09:00:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 01, 2015, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2015, 03:37:55 PM
12 years old...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218220/Daredevil-schoolgirl-12-spends-weekends-obliterating-CARS-one-world-s-youngest-monster-truck-drivers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218220/Daredevil-schoolgirl-12-spends-weekends-obliterating-CARS-one-world-s-youngest-monster-truck-drivers.html)


Normal female driving....  noooo:

It could have been worse, she could have reversed into the garage door I suppose...  rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2015, 06:11:22 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34123834 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34123834) scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2015, 06:16:28 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 02, 2015, 06:11:22 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34123834 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34123834) scared2:

Fuck me!  eeek:

They didn't mention global warming!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2015, 05:34:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 02, 2015, 12:18:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2015, 09:16:38 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218282/Cornish-town-council-falls-victim-attack-hackers-claiming-1990s-Kosovo-Liberation-Army.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3218282/Cornish-town-council-falls-victim-attack-hackers-claiming-1990s-Kosovo-Liberation-Army.html)
Well having seen what they took down I rather support their action

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F09%2F01%2F13%2F2BDFD1FA00000578-3218282-image-m-28_1441109626127.jpg&hash=d946c7ffed2493208d53dffb5f3d2a856752cfeb) noooo:

I only recognise one person out of the photo and that's because they used to be our elected catty waste of space member of parliament.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2015, 08:59:33 PM
Would it be classed as taking the piss if you tried selling it as a water feature?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3219704/Penthouse-flat-priced-200-000-offers-spacious-living-modern-kitchen-stunning-views-man-relieving-against-wall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3219704/Penthouse-flat-priced-200-000-offers-spacious-living-modern-kitchen-stunning-views-man-relieving-against-wall.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2015, 06:53:38 PM
With a fish??? eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3222536/Husband-caught-pornography-phone-involving-fish-dog-broke-wife-avoids-jail-term.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3222536/Husband-caught-pornography-phone-involving-fish-dog-broke-wife-avoids-jail-term.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2015, 10:38:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2015, 06:53:38 PM
With a fish??? eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3222536/Husband-caught-pornography-phone-involving-fish-dog-broke-wife-avoids-jail-term.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3222536/Husband-caught-pornography-phone-involving-fish-dog-broke-wife-avoids-jail-term.html)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2015, 05:06:18 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 04, 2015, 10:38:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2015, 06:53:38 PM
With a fish??? eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3222536/Husband-caught-pornography-phone-involving-fish-dog-broke-wife-avoids-jail-term.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3222536/Husband-caught-pornography-phone-involving-fish-dog-broke-wife-avoids-jail-term.html)
noooo:

Eel regret that for the rest of his life....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2015, 06:30:41 AM
There's a time and plaice for everything  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 05, 2015, 09:05:00 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 05, 2015, 06:30:41 AM
There's a time and plaice for everything  noooo:
  drumroll:

Cod knows where though

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2015, 06:49:00 AM
Another shameful breach of human rights

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/School-sent-13-year-old-girl-home-leopard-print-hair-cut.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/School-sent-13-year-old-girl-home-leopard-print-hair-cut.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2015, 07:23:37 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2015, 06:49:00 AM
Another shameful breach of human rights

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/School-sent-13-year-old-girl-home-leopard-print-hair-cut.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/School-sent-13-year-old-girl-home-leopard-print-hair-cut.html)

Outraged, OUTRAGED I tells ya!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2015, 07:26:03 AM
One wonders how the mother managed to get pregnant  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2015, 07:32:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2015, 07:26:03 AM
One wonders how the mother managed to get pregnant  rubschin:

Well, Mummy and daddy who love each other very much....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2015, 07:33:31 AM
Maybe daddy was blind  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2015, 07:37:03 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2015, 07:33:31 AM
Maybe daddy was blind  rubschin:

Blind drunk!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 08, 2015, 07:52:05 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2015, 06:49:00 AM
Another shameful breach of human rights

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/School-sent-13-year-old-girl-home-leopard-print-hair-cut.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/School-sent-13-year-old-girl-home-leopard-print-hair-cut.html)
facepalm:

She should be allowed to go to school, provided she is sterilised first.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2015, 09:50:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2015, 06:49:00 AM
Another shameful breach of human rights

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/School-sent-13-year-old-girl-home-leopard-print-hair-cut.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/School-sent-13-year-old-girl-home-leopard-print-hair-cut.html)
She should have been locked up for having an offensive looking mother.  Is that creature what the word 'munter' was created for or what

As for her hair, kids will be kids.  Teachers should act like grown ups.  But do they?   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on September 08, 2015, 11:28:29 AM
Surely being made to wear school uniform is also a" breach of her human rights?" Yet they don't have an issue with this. I fucking hate half hearted principles. Even if I disagree with you, I respect your opinion if you stand by it with total conviction.

And yes Steve, the word "munter" was created for times such as these.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2015, 11:58:54 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2015, 07:26:03 AM
One wonders how the mother managed to get pregnant  rubschin:

Simples, considering they live in Sheffield she would likely be considered a rare beauty...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2015, 12:36:40 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on September 08, 2015, 11:28:29 AM
Surely being made to wear school uniform is also a" breach of her human rights?" Yet they don't have an issue with this. I fucking hate half hearted principles. Even if I disagree with you, I respect your opinion if you stand by it with total conviction.

And yes Steve, the word "munter" was created for times such as these.  Thumbs:
If they think it's so important to wear school uniform then the teachers should wear one too.  But do they?   noooo:

I guess it's so important that kids are made to understand hypocrisy.   Jeez, 40 years on and I'm still bitter about that school uniform bollocks.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on September 08, 2015, 12:40:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 08, 2015, 12:36:40 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on September 08, 2015, 11:28:29 AM
Surely being made to wear school uniform is also a" breach of her human rights?" Yet they don't have an issue with this. I fucking hate half hearted principles. Even if I disagree with you, I respect your opinion if you stand by it with total conviction.

And yes Steve, the word "munter" was created for times such as these.  Thumbs:
If they think it's so important to wear school uniform then the teachers should wear one too.  But do they?   noooo:

I guess it's so important that kids are made to understand hypocrisy.   Jeez, 40 years on and I'm still bitter about that school uniform bollocks.

I think uniforms are a good idea. Can you imagine the pressure to have the right trainers, jeans, lables etc. Not just on the kids but the parents who have to buy all the designer clothes so their kids don't get picked on for wearing Geroge at Asda.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2015, 12:50:13 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on September 08, 2015, 12:40:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 08, 2015, 12:36:40 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on September 08, 2015, 11:28:29 AM
Surely being made to wear school uniform is also a" breach of her human rights?" Yet they don't have an issue with this. I fucking hate half hearted principles. Even if I disagree with you, I respect your opinion if you stand by it with total conviction.

And yes Steve, the word "munter" was created for times such as these.  Thumbs:
If they think it's so important to wear school uniform then the teachers should wear one too.  But do they?   noooo:

I guess it's so important that kids are made to understand hypocrisy.   Jeez, 40 years on and I'm still bitter about that school uniform bollocks.

I think uniforms are a good idea. Can you imagine the pressure to have the right trainers, jeans, lables etc. Not just on the kids but the parents who have to buy all the designer clothes so their kids don't get picked on for wearing Geroge at Asda.
rubschin:  Fair point but that's going to happen anyway and you can always have a dress code.  IMHO school uniforms are motivated more by a wish to dehumanise kids and make money from the authorised outlets.

Did I mention my school had a purple uniform?  It was effin point:  by other schools' scum way too often.   I remember with glee the day I got to burn it



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2015, 12:56:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 08, 2015, 12:50:13 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on September 08, 2015, 12:40:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 08, 2015, 12:36:40 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on September 08, 2015, 11:28:29 AM
Surely being made to wear school uniform is also a" breach of her human rights?" Yet they don't have an issue with this. I fucking hate half hearted principles. Even if I disagree with you, I respect your opinion if you stand by it with total conviction.

And yes Steve, the word "munter" was created for times such as these.  Thumbs:
If they think it's so important to wear school uniform then the teachers should wear one too.  But do they?   noooo:

I guess it's so important that kids are made to understand hypocrisy.   Jeez, 40 years on and I'm still bitter about that school uniform bollocks.

I think uniforms are a good idea. Can you imagine the pressure to have the right trainers, jeans, lables etc. Not just on the kids but the parents who have to buy all the designer clothes so their kids don't get picked on for wearing Geroge at Asda.
rubschin:  Fair point but that's going to happen anyway and you can always have a dress code.  IMHO school uniforms are motivated more by a wish to dehumanise kids and make money from the authorised outlets.

Did I mention my school had a purple uniform?  It was effin point:  by other schools' scum way too often.   I remember with glee the day I got to burn it

Ahhh.... your dislike of UKIP becomes understandable now....  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 08, 2015, 01:23:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 08, 2015, 12:50:13 PM
Did I mention my school had a purple uniform?  It was effin point:  by other schools' scum way too often.   

Pah! Should have taught you to look after yourself. Boy named Sue and all that.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2015, 02:47:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2015, 12:56:51 PM
Ahhh.... your dislike of UKIP becomes understandable now....  ;D
lol: 

Plausible connections I had never made before #72

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2015, 02:50:14 PM
I feel a new thread coming on.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2015, 02:52:55 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 08, 2015, 01:23:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 08, 2015, 12:50:13 PM
Did I mention my school had a purple uniform?  It was effin point:  by other schools' scum way too often.   

Pah! Should have taught you to look after yourself. Boy named Sue and all that.
Presumably such worked for you then Sue Selection ;)

Any toughening up it may have done is lost in the noise compared to what working the buildings did for me.  The money was good too  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2015, 02:53:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2015, 02:50:14 PM
I feel a new thread coming on.
So many options
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2015, 05:03:36 PM
Surely at some point it must have entered your mind that it was strange for 'Louis Theroux' to want to stay with you in Bodmin. Even compared to some of the places he has been to in the past it is a shithole.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3226665/Mum-one-tells-completely-duped-Louis-Theroux-lookalike-conman-threw-home.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3226665/Mum-one-tells-completely-duped-Louis-Theroux-lookalike-conman-threw-home.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2015, 05:35:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2015, 05:03:36 PM
Surely at some point it must have entered your mind that it was strange for 'Louis Theroux' to want to stay with you in Bodmin. Even compared to some of the places he has been to in the past it is a shithole.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3226665/Mum-one-tells-completely-duped-Louis-Theroux-lookalike-conman-threw-home.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3226665/Mum-one-tells-completely-duped-Louis-Theroux-lookalike-conman-threw-home.html)


happy001

Fuck me, is she blind or what? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2015, 06:09:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2015, 05:35:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2015, 05:03:36 PM
Surely at some point it must have entered your mind that it was strange for 'Louis Theroux' to want to stay with you in Bodmin. Even compared to some of the places he has been to in the past it is a shithole.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3226665/Mum-one-tells-completely-duped-Louis-Theroux-lookalike-conman-threw-home.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3226665/Mum-one-tells-completely-duped-Louis-Theroux-lookalike-conman-threw-home.html)


happy001

Fuck me, is she blind or what? Shrugs:

Bodmin is the kind of place that makes Nick seem fairly normal.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2015, 11:35:56 PM
So you have found a 30000 year old virus in the permafrost, you know absolutely nothing about the damn thing so now want to revive it to see if it would be a danger to man or animal...  rubschin:


Am I being overly paranoid or does this seem like a really bad idea.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3226578/Resurrecting-monster-virus-Scientists-awaken-bug-laid-dormant-frozen-Siberian-wastelands-30-000-years.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3226578/Resurrecting-monster-virus-Scientists-awaken-bug-laid-dormant-frozen-Siberian-wastelands-30-000-years.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2015, 05:46:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2015, 11:35:56 PM
So you have found a 30000 year old virus in the permafrost, you know absolutely nothing about the damn thing so now want to revive it to see if it would be a danger to man or animal...  rubschin:


Am I being overly paranoid or does this seem like a really bad idea.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3226578/Resurrecting-monster-virus-Scientists-awaken-bug-laid-dormant-frozen-Siberian-wastelands-30-000-years.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3226578/Resurrecting-monster-virus-Scientists-awaken-bug-laid-dormant-frozen-Siberian-wastelands-30-000-years.html)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2015, 06:40:37 AM
Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11851589/Woman-discovers-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-woman-when-she-removes-blindfold-during-sex.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2015, 09:25:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2015, 06:40:37 AM
Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11851589/Woman-discovers-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-woman-when-she-removes-blindfold-during-sex.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

 eeek:

I suppose it must have been hard for her to tell.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2015, 09:41:10 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2015, 09:25:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2015, 06:40:37 AM
Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11851589/Woman-discovers-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-woman-when-she-removes-blindfold-during-sex.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

 eeek:

I suppose it must have been hard for her to tell.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2015, 01:01:18 PM
How much of an arsehole must you be to think it's a good idea to take an alarm clock shaped like a bomb on a plane. Almost makes you wish for trigger happy security staff just to clean the gene pool.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F09%2F07%2F10%2F2C0AB14E00000578-3224962-Peel_regional_police_tweeted_this_after_a_teenager_was_stopped_a-m-2_1441618850700.jpg&hash=418e3889fcfc167d0589b2524aed81f17dda6678)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3224962/What-thinking-Airport-evacuated-teenager-tries-alarm-clock-designed-look-like-BOMB-plane.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3224962/What-thinking-Airport-evacuated-teenager-tries-alarm-clock-designed-look-like-BOMB-plane.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2015, 01:12:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2015, 01:01:18 PM
How much of an arsehole must you be to think it's a good idea to take an alarm clock shaped like a bomb on a plane. Almost makes you wish for trigger happy security staff just to clean the gene pool.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F09%2F07%2F10%2F2C0AB14E00000578-3224962-Peel_regional_police_tweeted_this_after_a_teenager_was_stopped_a-m-2_1441618850700.jpg&hash=418e3889fcfc167d0589b2524aed81f17dda6678)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3224962/What-thinking-Airport-evacuated-teenager-tries-alarm-clock-designed-look-like-BOMB-plane.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3224962/What-thinking-Airport-evacuated-teenager-tries-alarm-clock-designed-look-like-BOMB-plane.html)


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2015, 01:14:21 PM
Pulling Cessna with your ears....... eeek: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F09%2F09%2F09%2F2C19AD2500000578-0-image-a-24_1441786420859.jpg&hash=79e5d7fccf9676f3edae824d8e7380b9144349ed)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F09%2F09%2F09%2F2C19AD2100000578-0-image-a-25_1441786423796.jpg&hash=460047464ef6b1d625b1b1ee692e0cef3ca865fd)

This guy is nuts, and that isn't one of the stranger things he has done.

Quote
'The heaviest weight lifted by pierced ears': Mr Strange lifted a 2stone 3lb (14.9 kg) off the floor using just the piercings in his ear lobes;

'The most apples held in the mouth and chainsawed in half in one minute' The performer cut eight apples out of his own mouth with a petrol chainsaw in one minute;

'The most apples chainsawed out of someone else's mouth in one minute': Mr Strange cut 12 apples out of his assistants mouth with a petrol chainsaw in one minute;

'The fastest time to break 16 concrete blocks on the body in one minute': The stunt man managed to individually break 16 concrete blocks with a sledgehammer on the stomach of his assistant in 30.4 seconds;

'The most animal traps released on the body in one minute': He managed to release six animal traps onto his hands and arms in one minute;

'The most melons chopped in half on somebody's stomach (with a samurai sword while they lay on a bed of nails)': Mr Strange managed to individually chop 10 watermelons in half on the stomach of his assistant in 30 seconds.

Strange may be nuts but his assistant must have a death wish...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F09%2F09%2F09%2F2C19B12A00000578-0-image-a-35_1441786804910.jpg&hash=84e1aac1da486e922beaec814317ce56e3a65e3d)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3227543/Sideshow-performer-enters-record-books-pulling-1500lb-plane-20-meters-EARS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3227543/Sideshow-performer-enters-record-books-pulling-1500lb-plane-20-meters-EARS.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2015, 01:15:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 09, 2015, 01:12:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2015, 01:01:18 PM
How much of an arsehole must you be to think it's a good idea to take an alarm clock shaped like a bomb on a plane. Almost makes you wish for trigger happy security staff just to clean the gene pool.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F09%2F07%2F10%2F2C0AB14E00000578-3224962-Peel_regional_police_tweeted_this_after_a_teenager_was_stopped_a-m-2_1441618850700.jpg&hash=418e3889fcfc167d0589b2524aed81f17dda6678)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3224962/What-thinking-Airport-evacuated-teenager-tries-alarm-clock-designed-look-like-BOMB-plane.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3224962/What-thinking-Airport-evacuated-teenager-tries-alarm-clock-designed-look-like-BOMB-plane.html)


 noooo: noooo:

I bet BM will want one  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2015, 01:21:30 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2015, 09:25:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2015, 06:40:37 AM
Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11851589/Woman-discovers-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-woman-when-she-removes-blindfold-during-sex.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

 eeek:

I suppose it must have been hard for her to tell.

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2015, 06:17:57 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2015, 09:25:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2015, 06:40:37 AM
Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11851589/Woman-discovers-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-woman-when-she-removes-blindfold-during-sex.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

 eeek:

I suppose it must have been hard for her to tell.
Oh I think the pretend bloke could
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2015, 09:41:21 PM
Siblings should be allowed to have a civil partnership? Are you from Norfolk or Berkshire perchance?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3228193/Tory-peer-calls-brothers-sisters-able-civil-partnership-avoid-inheritance-tax.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3228193/Tory-peer-calls-brothers-sisters-able-civil-partnership-avoid-inheritance-tax.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2015, 05:28:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2015, 09:41:21 PM
Siblings should be allowed to have a civil partnership? Are you from Norfolk or Berkshire perchance?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3228193/Tory-peer-calls-brothers-sisters-able-civil-partnership-avoid-inheritance-tax.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3228193/Tory-peer-calls-brothers-sisters-able-civil-partnership-avoid-inheritance-tax.html)

Hahahahaha!

I haven't read it (Daily Fail) but...

Isn't the inevitable consequence of stretching the definition of marriage sooooo loosely to include teh Gayers that pretty much everybody qualifies...?

If the argument for teh Gayers is 'they love each other, why shouldn't they be allowed to marry?'. Then, that surely goes for siblings, a man and an (otherwise) under-age girl...? A man and his dog?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on September 10, 2015, 10:17:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2015, 06:40:37 AM
Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11851589/Woman-discovers-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-woman-when-she-removes-blindfold-during-sex.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

ewwwwww  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2015, 11:26:29 AM
Olga.....?  scared:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3229450/Strong-woman-astounds-onlookers-crushing-three-huge-watermelons-THIGHS-just-14-seconds-live-TV.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3229450/Strong-woman-astounds-onlookers-crushing-three-huge-watermelons-THIGHS-just-14-seconds-live-TV.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 11, 2015, 11:41:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2015, 11:26:29 AM
Olga.....?  scared:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3229450/Strong-woman-astounds-onlookers-crushing-three-huge-watermelons-THIGHS-just-14-seconds-live-TV.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3229450/Strong-woman-astounds-onlookers-crushing-three-huge-watermelons-THIGHS-just-14-seconds-live-TV.html)

Miss D? All that walking in Italy has paid dividends
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2015, 11:43:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2015, 11:26:29 AM
Olga.....?  scared:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3229450/Strong-woman-astounds-onlookers-crushing-three-huge-watermelons-THIGHS-just-14-seconds-live-TV.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3229450/Strong-woman-astounds-onlookers-crushing-three-huge-watermelons-THIGHS-just-14-seconds-live-TV.html)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 11, 2015, 12:02:11 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 11, 2015, 11:41:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2015, 11:26:29 AM
Olga.....?  scared:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3229450/Strong-woman-astounds-onlookers-crushing-three-huge-watermelons-THIGHS-just-14-seconds-live-TV.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3229450/Strong-woman-astounds-onlookers-crushing-three-huge-watermelons-THIGHS-just-14-seconds-live-TV.html)

Miss D? All that walking in Italy has paid dividends

 eeek:   eeek:



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2015, 12:02:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 11, 2015, 12:02:11 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 11, 2015, 11:41:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2015, 11:26:29 AM
Olga.....?  scared:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3229450/Strong-woman-astounds-onlookers-crushing-three-huge-watermelons-THIGHS-just-14-seconds-live-TV.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3229450/Strong-woman-astounds-onlookers-crushing-three-huge-watermelons-THIGHS-just-14-seconds-live-TV.html)

Miss D? All that walking in Italy has paid dividends

 eeek:   eeek:

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2015, 09:47:46 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2015, 12:02:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 11, 2015, 12:02:11 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 11, 2015, 11:41:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2015, 11:26:29 AM
Olga.....?  scared:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3229450/Strong-woman-astounds-onlookers-crushing-three-huge-watermelons-THIGHS-just-14-seconds-live-TV.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3229450/Strong-woman-astounds-onlookers-crushing-three-huge-watermelons-THIGHS-just-14-seconds-live-TV.html)

Miss D? All that walking in Italy has paid dividends

 eeek:   eeek:

 scared:
scared: scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2015, 08:23:43 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/homeopathy-conference-ends-in-chaos-after-delegates-take-hallucinogenic-drug-10491114.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/homeopathy-conference-ends-in-chaos-after-delegates-take-hallucinogenic-drug-10491114.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 13, 2015, 08:45:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2015, 08:23:43 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/homeopathy-conference-ends-in-chaos-after-delegates-take-hallucinogenic-drug-10491114.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/homeopathy-conference-ends-in-chaos-after-delegates-take-hallucinogenic-drug-10491114.html)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2015, 09:14:39 PM
Cutting off an entire country's internet connection with a spade? Looks like Nick and BM have relatives in Eastern Europe...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2015, 07:30:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2015, 09:14:39 PM
Cutting off an entire country's internet connection with a spade? Looks like Nick and BM have relatives in Eastern Europe...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker)

It's a pretty piss poor story isn't it....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2015, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 15, 2015, 07:30:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2015, 09:14:39 PM
Cutting off an entire country's internet connection with a spade? Looks like Nick and BM have relatives in Eastern Europe...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker)

It's a pretty piss poor story isn't it....?  noooo:

Classic Daily Express.  Every other newspaper that cared did that story in 2011 .  They'll be reporting the upcoming London Olympics next.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2015, 09:07:18 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 15, 2015, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 15, 2015, 07:30:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2015, 09:14:39 PM
Cutting off an entire country's internet connection with a spade? Looks like Nick and BM have relatives in Eastern Europe...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker)

It's a pretty piss poor story isn't it....?  noooo:

Classic Daily Express.  Every other newspaper that cared did that story in 2011 .  They'll be reporting the upcoming London Olympics next.

Don't Google "Granny with Spade".  eeek: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2015, 09:52:42 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2015, 09:07:18 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 15, 2015, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 15, 2015, 07:30:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2015, 09:14:39 PM
Cutting off an entire country's internet connection with a spade? Looks like Nick and BM have relatives in Eastern Europe...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker)

It's a pretty piss poor story isn't it....?  noooo:

Classic Daily Express.  Every other newspaper that cared did that story in 2011 .  They'll be reporting the upcoming London Olympics next.

Don't Google "Granny with Spade".  eeek: noooo:
happy001 and  noooo: noooo: noooo: indeed

(I googled her name)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2015, 10:16:21 AM
Call for ban on robots for sex  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34118482 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34118482)


with each other?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2015, 11:18:22 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2015, 09:07:18 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 15, 2015, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 15, 2015, 07:30:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2015, 09:14:39 PM
Cutting off an entire country's internet connection with a spade? Looks like Nick and BM have relatives in Eastern Europe...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker)

It's a pretty piss poor story isn't it....?  noooo:

Classic Daily Express.  Every other newspaper that cared did that story in 2011 .  They'll be reporting the upcoming London Olympics next.

Don't Google "Granny with Spade".  eeek: noooo:

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2015, 11:19:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 15, 2015, 10:16:21 AM
Call for ban on robots for sex  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34118482 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34118482)


with each other?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 15, 2015, 01:24:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2015, 09:07:18 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 15, 2015, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 15, 2015, 07:30:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2015, 09:14:39 PM
Cutting off an entire country's internet connection with a spade? Looks like Nick and BM have relatives in Eastern Europe...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/604025/Hayastan-Shakarian-Georgia-Internet-Europe-Spade-Hacker)

It's a pretty piss poor story isn't it....?  noooo:

Classic Daily Express.  Every other newspaper that cared did that story in 2011 .  They'll be reporting the upcoming London Olympics next.

Don't Google "Granny with Spade".  eeek: noooo:

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2015, 04:07:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2015, 06:40:37 AM
Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11851589/Woman-discovers-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-woman-when-she-removes-blindfold-during-sex.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

They found her guilty! (http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/15/woman-convicted-of-impersonating-man-to-dupe-friend-into-having-sex)  eeek:

Oh I see... ::)

Quote
On Tuesday, a jury of eight women and four men convicted the defendant, from Willaston, Cheshire, of three counts of sexual assault. She was cleared of two other counts of sexual assault.

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2015, 04:45:35 PM

Quote
On Tuesday, a jury of eight women and four men convicted the defendant, from Willaston, Cheshire, of three counts of sexual assault.

"Once, twice, three times a lady"

No, hang on a bit.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2015, 04:59:24 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2015, 04:45:35 PM

Quote
On Tuesday, a jury of eight women and four men convicted the defendant, from Willaston, Cheshire, of three counts of sexual assault.

"Once, twice, three times a lady"

No, hang on a bit.  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2015, 05:11:55 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2015, 05:57:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 15, 2015, 04:59:24 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2015, 04:45:35 PM

Quote
On Tuesday, a jury of eight women and four men convicted the defendant, from Willaston, Cheshire, of three counts of sexual assault.

"Once, twice, three times a lady"

No, hang on a bit.  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2015, 11:26:09 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3235205/It-just-looked-cooked-piece-meat-Woman-gets-suspended-sentence-burning-boyfriend-s-penis-hair-straightener-unfaithful.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3235205/It-just-looked-cooked-piece-meat-Woman-gets-suspended-sentence-burning-boyfriend-s-penis-hair-straightener-unfaithful.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2015, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2015, 11:26:09 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3235205/It-just-looked-cooked-piece-meat-Woman-gets-suspended-sentence-burning-boyfriend-s-penis-hair-straightener-unfaithful.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3235205/It-just-looked-cooked-piece-meat-Woman-gets-suspended-sentence-burning-boyfriend-s-penis-hair-straightener-unfaithful.html)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2015, 08:27:37 PM
I'm guessing that Vegas is now officially off Miss D's holiday list....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3238714/The-disturbing-killer-clown-videos-nightmares-Pranksters-chase-guests-hotel-corridors-trap-customers-gas-station-utterly-terrifying-film.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3238714/The-disturbing-killer-clown-videos-nightmares-Pranksters-chase-guests-hotel-corridors-trap-customers-gas-station-utterly-terrifying-film.html)

Given how gun happy America seems to be I'm surprised that someone hasn't shot them yet...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2015, 12:14:08 AM
How bloody stupid do you have to be to think that taking 35 viagra in one go would be good for a laugh...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3240966/Plasterer-hospitalised-taking-35-Viagra-pills-dare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3240966/Plasterer-hospitalised-taking-35-Viagra-pills-dare.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 20, 2015, 11:02:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2015, 12:14:08 AM
How bloody stupid do you have to be to think that taking 35 viagra in one go would be good for a laugh...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3240966/Plasterer-hospitalised-taking-35-Viagra-pills-dare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3240966/Plasterer-hospitalised-taking-35-Viagra-pills-dare.html)

 noooo: noooo: What a knob......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2015, 12:13:32 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 20, 2015, 11:02:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2015, 12:14:08 AM
How bloody stupid do you have to be to think that taking 35 viagra in one go would be good for a laugh...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3240966/Plasterer-hospitalised-taking-35-Viagra-pills-dare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3240966/Plasterer-hospitalised-taking-35-Viagra-pills-dare.html)

 noooo: noooo: What a knob......
;D drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 20, 2015, 02:01:00 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 20, 2015, 12:13:32 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 20, 2015, 11:02:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2015, 12:14:08 AM
How bloody stupid do you have to be to think that taking 35 viagra in one go would be good for a laugh...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3240966/Plasterer-hospitalised-taking-35-Viagra-pills-dare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3240966/Plasterer-hospitalised-taking-35-Viagra-pills-dare.html)

 noooo: noooo: What a knob......
;D drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2015, 03:52:00 PM
Hmm town is often awash with Mormons, JW, Evangelists et al once the season comes to an end...  eveilgrin:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gargoyle-door-prank_55fa3b21e4b0fde8b0ccf93f?utm_hp_ref=weird-news (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gargoyle-door-prank_55fa3b21e4b0fde8b0ccf93f?utm_hp_ref=weird-news)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2015, 04:14:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2015, 03:52:00 PM
Hmm town is often awash with Mormons, JW, Evangelists et al once the season comes to an end...  eveilgrin:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gargoyle-door-prank_55fa3b21e4b0fde8b0ccf93f?utm_hp_ref=weird-news (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gargoyle-door-prank_55fa3b21e4b0fde8b0ccf93f?utm_hp_ref=weird-news)

See also:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allweirdthings.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F04%2Fwei-doorknocker.jpg&hash=d24d169148cd345b184813455c3014eb3c0cd692)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2015, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2015, 03:52:00 PM
Hmm town is often awash with Mormons, JW, Evangelists et al once the season comes to an end...  eveilgrin:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gargoyle-door-prank_55fa3b21e4b0fde8b0ccf93f?utm_hp_ref=weird-news (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gargoyle-door-prank_55fa3b21e4b0fde8b0ccf93f?utm_hp_ref=weird-news)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2015, 06:03:11 PM
In all honesty since the Scientologists set up shop in Plymouth I've been waiting for them to make an appearance down here...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2015, 09:16:31 AM
Ginger extremists  scared2:

"The right-wing extremist felt marginalised by society due to his ginger hair"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3244924/Ginger-extremist-GUILTY-plot-shoot-Prince-Charles-William-Harry-king-Aryan-people.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3244924/Ginger-extremist-GUILTY-plot-shoot-Prince-Charles-William-Harry-king-Aryan-people.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2015, 09:20:16 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 23, 2015, 09:16:31 AM
Ginger extremists  scared2:

"The right-wing extremist felt marginalised by society due to his ginger hair"


That happens a lot.  noooo:

So many ginger loonies around these days.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2015, 01:01:30 AM
Part of a covers act you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246266/Islam-just-religion-music-profession-Muslim-thrash-metal-guitarist-says-doesn-t-care-people-stare-wears-niqab.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246266/Islam-just-religion-music-profession-Muslim-thrash-metal-guitarist-says-doesn-t-care-people-stare-wears-niqab.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2015, 05:34:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2015, 01:01:30 AM
Part of a covers act you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246266/Islam-just-religion-music-profession-Muslim-thrash-metal-guitarist-says-doesn-t-care-people-stare-wears-niqab.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246266/Islam-just-religion-music-profession-Muslim-thrash-metal-guitarist-says-doesn-t-care-people-stare-wears-niqab.html)

Bonkers...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2015, 07:18:00 AM
How do they know it's really her?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2015, 07:32:19 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626)  facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2015, 08:31:23 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 24, 2015, 07:32:19 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626)  facepalm:
noooo: noooo: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 24, 2015, 09:17:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 24, 2015, 07:32:19 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626)  facepalm:

I don't suppose you'd take Miss I up the Khyber Pass anyway.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2015, 09:20:51 AM
Wise werds, Uncle  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2015, 10:13:32 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 24, 2015, 09:17:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 24, 2015, 07:32:19 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626)  facepalm:

I don't suppose you'd take Miss I up the Khyber Pass anyway.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2015, 10:14:06 AM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2015, 10:30:01 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 24, 2015, 10:13:32 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 24, 2015, 09:17:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 24, 2015, 07:32:19 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34337626)  facepalm:

I don't suppose you'd take Miss I up the Khyber Pass anyway.

 lol: lol: lol:
  lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2015, 11:39:35 AM
An immigrant so desperate to get out of Manchester and go back home that he walks into a police station and pretends to be here illegally.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3247005/Send-home-Iran-t-stand-Manchester-Illegal-immigrant-begs-kicked-UK-handing-police-station.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3247005/Send-home-Iran-t-stand-Manchester-Illegal-immigrant-begs-kicked-UK-handing-police-station.html)

I did love some of the comments...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F09%2F24%2F10%2F2CB504FD00000578-3247005-image-m-104_1443086989186.jpg&hash=d63d22c11a7a6c35ee06e40744d4be41dfb0de0f)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 24, 2015, 12:44:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2015, 11:39:35 AM
An immigrant so desperate to get out of Manchester and go back home that he walks into a police station and pretends to be here illegally.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3247005/Send-home-Iran-t-stand-Manchester-Illegal-immigrant-begs-kicked-UK-handing-police-station.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3247005/Send-home-Iran-t-stand-Manchester-Illegal-immigrant-begs-kicked-UK-handing-police-station.html)

I did love some of the comments...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F09%2F24%2F10%2F2CB504FD00000578-3247005-image-m-104_1443086989186.jpg&hash=d63d22c11a7a6c35ee06e40744d4be41dfb0de0f)

 lol:

Can it be worse than Leeds?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2015, 01:32:51 PM
Before or after Nick has been there?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2015, 02:29:06 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2015, 05:24:59 PM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2015, 11:39:35 AM
An immigrant so desperate to get out of Manchester and go back home that he walks into a police station and pretends to be here illegally.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3247005/Send-home-Iran-t-stand-Manchester-Illegal-immigrant-begs-kicked-UK-handing-police-station.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3247005/Send-home-Iran-t-stand-Manchester-Illegal-immigrant-begs-kicked-UK-handing-police-station.html)

I did love some of the comments...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F09%2F24%2F10%2F2CB504FD00000578-3247005-image-m-104_1443086989186.jpg&hash=d63d22c11a7a6c35ee06e40744d4be41dfb0de0f)

 lol:
City supporter no stamina
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2015, 09:53:24 PM
Dressing up as a zombie and jumping out at people for a prank, it was only a matter of time before it was going to go wrong...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3247358/Finally-horror-prankster-gets-comeuppance-Latest-joker-film-terrifying-public-jumping-dressed-zombie-gets-beaten-shot-leg-picks-wrong-victim.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3247358/Finally-horror-prankster-gets-comeuppance-Latest-joker-film-terrifying-public-jumping-dressed-zombie-gets-beaten-shot-leg-picks-wrong-victim.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2015, 07:03:27 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/meat-eaters-should-be-treated-like-smokers-says-the-vegan-shadow-environment-secretary-kerry-10515299.html?cmpid=facebook-post (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/meat-eaters-should-be-treated-like-smokers-says-the-vegan-shadow-environment-secretary-kerry-10515299.html?cmpid=facebook-post)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2015, 07:39:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 25, 2015, 07:03:27 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/meat-eaters-should-be-treated-like-smokers-says-the-vegan-shadow-environment-secretary-kerry-10515299.html?cmpid=facebook-post (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/meat-eaters-should-be-treated-like-smokers-says-the-vegan-shadow-environment-secretary-kerry-10515299.html?cmpid=facebook-post)

All those bastards that welcomed the smoking ban... We told them they would be coming for you next and your time has come...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2015, 07:46:26 AM
I imagine she is a stranger to pork in cider.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2015, 07:59:31 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 25, 2015, 07:46:26 AM
I imagine she is a stranger to pork in cider.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2015, 09:08:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2015, 07:59:31 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 25, 2015, 07:46:26 AM
I imagine she is a stranger to pork in cider.

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Corbyn's response was good (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-dismisses-kerry-mccarthys-call-for-meat-eaters-to-be-treated-like-smokers-with-public-ad-campaigns-10515878.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2015, 12:40:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2015, 09:08:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2015, 07:59:31 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 25, 2015, 07:46:26 AM
I imagine she is a stranger to pork in cider.

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2015, 01:33:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2015, 09:08:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2015, 07:59:31 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 25, 2015, 07:46:26 AM
I imagine she is a stranger to pork in cider.

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Corbyn's response was good (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-dismisses-kerry-mccarthys-call-for-meat-eaters-to-be-treated-like-smokers-with-public-ad-campaigns-10515878.html)

The poll on that article was an eye opener, almost 6000 responses and 75% agree with her.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2015, 05:53:12 AM
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/466845/Zoo-keepers-meerkat-cat-fight-Llama (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/466845/Zoo-keepers-meerkat-cat-fight-Llama)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2015, 05:58:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 26, 2015, 05:53:12 AM
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/466845/Zoo-keepers-meerkat-cat-fight-Llama (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/466845/Zoo-keepers-meerkat-cat-fight-Llama)

Oh you MUST include the full headline!  lol: lol: lol:

Zoo cat fight: Female meerkat keeper glassed monkey handler in love feud over llama expert (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/466845/Zoo-keepers-meerkat-cat-fight-Llama)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2015, 05:59:32 AM
Llama drama ding dong?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 26, 2015, 06:00:13 AM
 ;D ;D   drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2015, 06:00:59 AM
I gather the Sun opted for "menagerie a trois"  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2015, 06:59:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 26, 2015, 06:00:59 AM
I gather the Sun opted for "menagerie a trois"  razz:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 26, 2015, 07:28:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 26, 2015, 06:00:59 AM
I gather the Sun opted for "menagerie a trois"  razz:

No,  they nicked yours  (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6659307/Zookeeper-glassed-rival-in-love-triangle-catfight.html)  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2015, 07:30:06 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2015, 07:34:00 AM
http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/whale-vomit-found-anglesey-sells-10137193 (http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/whale-vomit-found-anglesey-sells-10137193)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2015, 09:33:23 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 26, 2015, 07:30:06 AM
eeek:

 point:

Exposed as a closet Sun reader. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2015, 09:49:59 AM
Great minds, ackchooly  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2015, 03:11:15 AM
Using a lighter to kill a bug...........while filling the car up.  eeek: It appears that Nick and BM have another long lost brother in America...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/jpmdQ0pZiOw (http://youtu.be/jpmdQ0pZiOw)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3250554/The-moment-man-tries-kill-spider-GAS-TANK-cigarette-lighter-starts-blaze-station.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3250554/The-moment-man-tries-kill-spider-GAS-TANK-cigarette-lighter-starts-blaze-station.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2015, 04:22:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2015, 03:11:15 AM
Using a lighter to kill a bug...........while filling the car up.  eeek: It appears that Nick and BM have another long lost brother in America...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/jpmdQ0pZiOw (http://youtu.be/jpmdQ0pZiOw)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3250554/The-moment-man-tries-kill-spider-GAS-TANK-cigarette-lighter-starts-blaze-station.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3250554/The-moment-man-tries-kill-spider-GAS-TANK-cigarette-lighter-starts-blaze-station.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2015, 07:00:02 AM
Excellent news: only 30% of the population is knuckle draggingly ignorant
 (http://www.adamsmith.org/blog/economics/excellent-news-only-30-of-the-population-is-knuckle-draggingly-ignorant/)


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2015, 08:08:35 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157)   happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2015, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 27, 2015, 08:08:35 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157)   happy002 happy002 happy002

He could invite them on to his show...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 27, 2015, 12:56:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2015, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 27, 2015, 08:08:35 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157)   happy002 happy002 happy002

He could invite them on to his show...  rubschin:


Well that's a kick in the ball..... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2015, 07:24:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 27, 2015, 12:56:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2015, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 27, 2015, 08:08:35 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157)   happy002 happy002 happy002

He could invite them on to his show...  rubschin:


Well that's a kick in the ball..... noooo:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2015, 02:28:49 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2015, 07:24:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 27, 2015, 12:56:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2015, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 27, 2015, 08:08:35 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157)   happy002 happy002 happy002

He could invite them on to his show...  rubschin:


Well that's a kick in the ball..... noooo:
drumroll:

http://newsthump.com/2015/09/27/jeremy-kyle-show-to-feature-jeremy-kyles-bitter-marriage-breakup/ (http://newsthump.com/2015/09/27/jeremy-kyle-show-to-feature-jeremy-kyles-bitter-marriage-breakup/)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2015, 07:29:37 AM
The local news is reporting that Leicester has set up a football team for refugees "to help them find their feet".  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2015, 09:17:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2015, 07:29:37 AM
The local news is reporting that Leicester has set up a football team for refugees "to help them find their feet".  rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 01, 2015, 08:06:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 27, 2015, 08:08:35 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157)   happy002 happy002 happy002

She was just sucking a polo........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2015, 09:51:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 01, 2015, 08:06:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 27, 2015, 08:08:35 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jeremy-kyles-wife-carla-germaine-6525157)   happy002 happy002 happy002

She was just sucking a polo........ noooo:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2015, 04:20:18 PM
The cynical part of me wonders if this was thought up by the mobile phone manufacturers...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/609485/Extreme-Phone-Pinching-Smartphone-Vine-Craze (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/609485/Extreme-Phone-Pinching-Smartphone-Vine-Craze)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2015, 04:25:37 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/teenage-boy-who-was-missing-for-7-years-found-stuck-in-a-chimney-62484/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/teenage-boy-who-was-missing-for-7-years-found-stuck-in-a-chimney-62484/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2015, 05:42:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2015, 04:20:18 PM
The cynical part of me wonders if this was thought up by the mobile phone manufacturers...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/609485/Extreme-Phone-Pinching-Smartphone-Vine-Craze (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/609485/Extreme-Phone-Pinching-Smartphone-Vine-Craze)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2015, 06:38:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2015, 05:42:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2015, 04:20:18 PM
The cynical part of me wonders if this was thought up by the mobile phone manufacturers...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/609485/Extreme-Phone-Pinching-Smartphone-Vine-Craze (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/609485/Extreme-Phone-Pinching-Smartphone-Vine-Craze)

 noooo:


Something tells me Apey is going to start checking drains now...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2015, 06:54:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2015, 06:38:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2015, 05:42:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2015, 04:20:18 PM
The cynical part of me wonders if this was thought up by the mobile phone manufacturers...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/609485/Extreme-Phone-Pinching-Smartphone-Vine-Craze (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/609485/Extreme-Phone-Pinching-Smartphone-Vine-Craze)

 noooo:


Something tells me Apey is going to start checking drains now...  rubschin:

Most of the roads here don't have drains... or if they do have drains they are blocked up with concrete because they don't 'drain' into anything....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2015, 07:00:53 PM
That's another fine plan of Apey's ruined...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2015, 07:02:15 PM
Let's go for a nice relaxing cycle ride..................down the side of a dam.  eeek:

http://youtu.be/vpDQ9hpeQBk (http://youtu.be/vpDQ9hpeQBk)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/viral-video/11891816/Slovenian-adrenaline-junkie-cycles-down-a-200-metre-landslide.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/viral-video/11891816/Slovenian-adrenaline-junkie-cycles-down-a-200-metre-landslide.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2015, 07:06:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2015, 07:02:15 PM
Let's go for a nice relaxing cycle ride..................down the side of a dam.  eeek:

http://youtu.be/vpDQ9hpeQBk (http://youtu.be/vpDQ9hpeQBk)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/viral-video/11891816/Slovenian-adrenaline-junkie-cycles-down-a-200-metre-landslide.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/viral-video/11891816/Slovenian-adrenaline-junkie-cycles-down-a-200-metre-landslide.html)

 eeek:

How bizarre!

I drove past our local dam today and though how wonderful it would be to ride/drive down the overflow!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2015, 03:20:14 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3257982/Howay-haka-Geordies-reimagine-New-Zealand-war-dance.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3257982/Howay-haka-Geordies-reimagine-New-Zealand-war-dance.html)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2015, 03:29:04 PM
The Japanese branch of the Nick family tree...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3260214/Japanese-man-live-streams-moment-accidentally-sets-room-fire-tries-flames-hitting-flammable-objects.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3260214/Japanese-man-live-streams-moment-accidentally-sets-room-fire-tries-flames-hitting-flammable-objects.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2015, 06:06:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2015, 03:29:04 PM
The Japanese branch of the Nick family tree...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3260214/Japanese-man-live-streams-moment-accidentally-sets-room-fire-tries-flames-hitting-flammable-objects.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3260214/Japanese-man-live-streams-moment-accidentally-sets-room-fire-tries-flames-hitting-flammable-objects.html)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2015, 10:08:14 PM
Let the earworms commence....  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3259497/From-Halifax-s-toe-curling-ISA-ISA-Baby-booming-tones-GoCompare-man-annoying-advert-tunes-time-revealed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3259497/From-Halifax-s-toe-curling-ISA-ISA-Baby-booming-tones-GoCompare-man-annoying-advert-tunes-time-revealed.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2015, 10:20:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2015, 10:08:14 PM
Let the earworms commence....  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3259497/From-Halifax-s-toe-curling-ISA-ISA-Baby-booming-tones-GoCompare-man-annoying-advert-tunes-time-revealed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3259497/From-Halifax-s-toe-curling-ISA-ISA-Baby-booming-tones-GoCompare-man-annoying-advert-tunes-time-revealed.html)
:lalalala
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2015, 05:41:31 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 05, 2015, 06:06:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2015, 03:29:04 PM
The Japanese branch of the Nick family tree...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3260214/Japanese-man-live-streams-moment-accidentally-sets-room-fire-tries-flames-hitting-flammable-objects.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3260214/Japanese-man-live-streams-moment-accidentally-sets-room-fire-tries-flames-hitting-flammable-objects.html)
happy001

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2015, 07:05:16 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2015, 04:20:33 PM
Miss Italy ridiculed for telling beauty pageant judges she would like to have been alive in 1942... so she could have experienced World War Two (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3245896/Miss-Italy-winner-Alice-Sabatini-tells-beauty-pageant-judges-wants-experience-World-War-Two.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2015, 04:23:02 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Actually, she rather liked my Dad's War Diary  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Which I sent you free of charge whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2015, 04:26:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 07, 2015, 04:23:02 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Actually, she rather liked my Dad's War Diary  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Which I sent you free of charge whistle:

You said it was free as long as I didn't open it...  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2015, 04:28:19 PM
Child  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 07, 2015, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 07, 2015, 04:23:02 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Actually, she rather liked my Dad's War Diary  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Which I sent you free of charge whistle:

Where was my copy then. Eh, eh, eh????!!!!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2015, 07:47:12 PM
Bad news for some

Shag a Ginger night cancelled (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3263945/Nightclub-forced-cancel-S-Ginger-night-offered-free-condoms-red-hair-outcry-locals-Ireland.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2015, 09:32:15 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 07, 2015, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 07, 2015, 04:23:02 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Actually, she rather liked my Dad's War Diary  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Which I sent you free of charge whistle:

Where was my copy then. Eh, eh, eh????!!!!!

Free ........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2015, 11:32:16 PM
125Kg dropped on your toe...  eeek: OOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3263557/British-strongman-dreams-competing-America-dashed-dropped-125kg-weight-BIG-TOE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3263557/British-strongman-dreams-competing-America-dashed-dropped-125kg-weight-BIG-TOE.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2015, 11:33:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2015, 11:32:16 PM
125Kg dropped on your toe...  eeek: OOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3263557/British-strongman-dreams-competing-America-dashed-dropped-125kg-weight-BIG-TOE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3263557/British-strongman-dreams-competing-America-dashed-dropped-125kg-weight-BIG-TOE.html)

Tmr...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2015, 11:39:31 PM
What? Why would you want to do this to yourself? Do you somehow think it makes you more attractive???  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.images.express.co.uk%2Fimg%2Fdynamic%2F80%2F590x%2FMiggler-610502.jpg&hash=dd18c407517cf0fa3efa8e8c76c1ac293da928f3)

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/610502/Guinness-World-Records-Man-breaks-record-flesh-tunnels-face (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/610502/Guinness-World-Records-Man-breaks-record-flesh-tunnels-face)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2015, 04:50:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2015, 11:39:31 PM
What? Why would you want to do this to yourself? Do you somehow think it makes you more attractive???  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.images.express.co.uk%2Fimg%2Fdynamic%2F80%2F590x%2FMiggler-610502.jpg&hash=dd18c407517cf0fa3efa8e8c76c1ac293da928f3)

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/610502/Guinness-World-Records-Man-breaks-record-flesh-tunnels-face (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/610502/Guinness-World-Records-Man-breaks-record-flesh-tunnels-face)

Holy fuck!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 08, 2015, 09:36:03 AM
 sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2015, 11:39:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 08, 2015, 04:50:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2015, 11:39:31 PM
What? Why would you want to do this to yourself? Do you somehow think it makes you more attractive???  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.images.express.co.uk%2Fimg%2Fdynamic%2F80%2F590x%2FMiggler-610502.jpg&hash=dd18c407517cf0fa3efa8e8c76c1ac293da928f3)

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/610502/Guinness-World-Records-Man-breaks-record-flesh-tunnels-face (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/610502/Guinness-World-Records-Man-breaks-record-flesh-tunnels-face)

Holy fuck!  sick2:

No point in buying him a pint anyway
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2015, 11:56:13 PM
A shop selling food that uses a model railway to transport orders....

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

Nope, don't think anything like that has been mentioned on here before...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3264868/Fritz-s-Railroad-Restaurant-delivers-food-tables-model-railway-system.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3264868/Fritz-s-Railroad-Restaurant-delivers-food-tables-model-railway-system.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2015, 12:01:44 AM
I think it's safe to say that this guy isn't the sharpest knife in the cupboard. Deciding to remove (apparently) none existent piles and then accidentally sitting on your implement of choice...  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F10%2F08%2F14%2F2D31AB1300000578-3264936-image-a-6_1444311078772.jpg&hash=b932b064e712cf01a1f0270cd2aaf5022d8a5fa0)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3264936/Man-six-inch-long-dagger-stuck-rear-trying-remove-piles-DIY-operation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3264936/Man-six-inch-long-dagger-stuck-rear-trying-remove-piles-DIY-operation.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 09, 2015, 11:21:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2015, 12:01:44 AM
I think it's safe to say that this guy isn't the sharpest knife in the cupboard. Deciding to remove (apparently) none existent piles and then accidentally sitting on your implement of choice...  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F10%2F08%2F14%2F2D31AB1300000578-3264936-image-a-6_1444311078772.jpg&hash=b932b064e712cf01a1f0270cd2aaf5022d8a5fa0)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3264936/Man-six-inch-long-dagger-stuck-rear-trying-remove-piles-DIY-operation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3264936/Man-six-inch-long-dagger-stuck-rear-trying-remove-piles-DIY-operation.html)
eeek: eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2015, 03:08:14 PM
What would you do for a £48 bet? Drink the juice of 130 of the worlds hottest chillies? Nope me neither, but these two cockwombles decided to.  noooo:

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3264836/Twin-brother-left-gasping-air-drinking-juice-130-world-s-hottest-chillies-48-bet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3264836/Twin-brother-left-gasping-air-drinking-juice-130-world-s-hottest-chillies-48-bet.html)

Darwin, on the offchance that they haven't managed to breed yet please put these two at the top of your list.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2015, 11:44:21 PM
 eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3270640/Help-m-stuck-Russian-daredevil-decides-test-strength-superglue-sticking-shoes-board-dangling-upside-balloon-5-000ft.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3270640/Help-m-stuck-Russian-daredevil-decides-test-strength-superglue-sticking-shoes-board-dangling-upside-balloon-5-000ft.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2015, 06:15:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2015, 11:44:21 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3270640/Help-m-stuck-Russian-daredevil-decides-test-strength-superglue-sticking-shoes-board-dangling-upside-balloon-5-000ft.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3270640/Help-m-stuck-Russian-daredevil-decides-test-strength-superglue-sticking-shoes-board-dangling-upside-balloon-5-000ft.html)

Meh... ::)

If he did it without the parachute... now that would be daring....  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2015, 09:34:44 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 14, 2015, 06:15:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2015, 11:44:21 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3270640/Help-m-stuck-Russian-daredevil-decides-test-strength-superglue-sticking-shoes-board-dangling-upside-balloon-5-000ft.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3270640/Help-m-stuck-Russian-daredevil-decides-test-strength-superglue-sticking-shoes-board-dangling-upside-balloon-5-000ft.html)

Meh... ::)

If he did it without the parachute... now that would be daring....  ;D
;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2015, 10:55:00 AM
Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not you that's for sure, cutting off your ears because you want to look more like a parrot...  eeek:

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Quote
His other forms of decoration include a peace sign on his left shoulder, which was branded on with a 750C hot iron, and two magnets implanted in his hands.

Decorative branding??  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2015, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2015, 10:55:00 AM
Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not you that's for sure, cutting off your ears because you want to look more like a parrot...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F10%2F16%2F11%2F2D77DD8B00000578-3275576-image-a-20_1444989839943.jpg&hash=e9a40e64921d335548ccdf85de9b3cdb014abb27)

Quote
His other forms of decoration include a peace sign on his left shoulder, which was branded on with a 750C hot iron, and two magnets implanted in his hands.

Decorative branding??  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html)

Bonkers....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2015, 03:04:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 16, 2015, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2015, 10:55:00 AM
Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not you that's for sure, cutting off your ears because you want to look more like a parrot...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F10%2F16%2F11%2F2D77DD8B00000578-3275576-image-a-20_1444989839943.jpg&hash=e9a40e64921d335548ccdf85de9b3cdb014abb27)

Quote
His other forms of decoration include a peace sign on his left shoulder, which was branded on with a 750C hot iron, and two magnets implanted in his hands.

Decorative branding??  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html)

Bonkers....  noooo:

Should have turned off the predictive text.

"Hi Doc, U do csmetic surgry. Cn U mak me luk like a prat? LOL"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2015, 03:07:43 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2015, 03:04:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 16, 2015, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2015, 10:55:00 AM
Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not you that's for sure, cutting off your ears because you want to look more like a parrot...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F10%2F16%2F11%2F2D77DD8B00000578-3275576-image-a-20_1444989839943.jpg&hash=e9a40e64921d335548ccdf85de9b3cdb014abb27)

Quote
His other forms of decoration include a peace sign on his left shoulder, which was branded on with a 750C hot iron, and two magnets implanted in his hands.

Decorative branding??  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html)

Bonkers....  noooo:

Should have turned off the predictive text.

"Hi Doc, U do csmetic surgry. Cn U mak me luk like a prat? LOL"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 16, 2015, 03:40:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 16, 2015, 03:07:43 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2015, 03:04:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 16, 2015, 11:11:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2015, 10:55:00 AM
Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not you that's for sure, cutting off your ears because you want to look more like a parrot...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F10%2F16%2F11%2F2D77DD8B00000578-3275576-image-a-20_1444989839943.jpg&hash=e9a40e64921d335548ccdf85de9b3cdb014abb27)

Quote
His other forms of decoration include a peace sign on his left shoulder, which was branded on with a 750C hot iron, and two magnets implanted in his hands.

Decorative branding??  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html)

Bonkers....  noooo:

Should have turned off the predictive text.

"Hi Doc, U do csmetic surgry. Cn U mak me luk like a prat? LOL"

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2015, 11:43:27 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3281137/Amazon-review-novelty-horse-s-head-goes-viral.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3281137/Amazon-review-novelty-horse-s-head-goes-viral.html)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2015, 07:45:30 AM
Marty McFly Returns! (http://www.snopes.com/2015/10/20/marty-mcfly-returns-2015/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2015, 12:46:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 21, 2015, 07:45:30 AM
Marty McFly Returns! (http://www.snopes.com/2015/10/20/marty-mcfly-returns-2015/)

I now think Doc Brown was based on Baldymort, just with less gubbage...

http://youtu.be/7gpzJ_s3CrE (http://youtu.be/7gpzJ_s3CrE)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 21, 2015, 08:08:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 21, 2015, 07:45:30 AM
Marty McFly Returns! (http://www.snopes.com/2015/10/20/marty-mcfly-returns-2015/)

I can remember being sat in a Norfolk cinema watching Back To The Future and thinking, "Fvcking hell, he's going to end up shagging his Mum!"..........






luckily the usher spotted him fingering her and chucked them out........... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 21, 2015, 09:20:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 21, 2015, 08:08:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 21, 2015, 07:45:30 AM
Marty McFly Returns! (http://www.snopes.com/2015/10/20/marty-mcfly-returns-2015/)

I can remember being sat in a Norfolk cinema watching Back To The Future and thinking, "Fvcking hell, he's going to end up shagging his Mum!"..........






luckily the usher spotted him fingering her and chucked them out........... redface:

 lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 21, 2015, 09:43:12 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 21, 2015, 09:20:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 21, 2015, 08:08:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 21, 2015, 07:45:30 AM
Marty McFly Returns! (http://www.snopes.com/2015/10/20/marty-mcfly-returns-2015/)

I can remember being sat in a Norfolk cinema watching Back To The Future and thinking, "Fvcking hell, he's going to end up shagging his Mum!"..........






luckily the usher spotted him fingering her and chucked them out........... redface:

 lol:  lol:  lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2015, 06:14:29 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 21, 2015, 08:08:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 21, 2015, 07:45:30 AM
Marty McFly Returns! (http://www.snopes.com/2015/10/20/marty-mcfly-returns-2015/)

I can remember being sat in a Norfolk cinema watching Back To The Future and thinking, "Fvcking hell, he's going to end up shagging his Mum!"..........






luckily the usher spotted him fingering her and chucked them out........... redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2015, 12:07:32 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3285206/Car-washer-killed-colleague-inserts-high-pressure-air-hose-rectum-prank-India.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3285206/Car-washer-killed-colleague-inserts-high-pressure-air-hose-rectum-prank-India.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2015, 04:56:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2015, 12:07:32 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3285206/Car-washer-killed-colleague-inserts-high-pressure-air-hose-rectum-prank-India.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3285206/Car-washer-killed-colleague-inserts-high-pressure-air-hose-rectum-prank-India.html)

 eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2015, 01:45:49 PM
WTF??? Can we have mandatory psychiatric testing for politicians in future please, I can't see the guy being all that stable when he was in office.  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/613994/EXCLUSIVE-I-stopped-Large-Hadron-Collider-destroying-human-race-claims-ex-politican (http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/613994/EXCLUSIVE-I-stopped-Large-Hadron-Collider-destroying-human-race-claims-ex-politican)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2015, 02:10:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2015, 01:45:49 PM
WTF??? Can we have mandatory psychiatric testing for politicians in future please, I can't see the guy being all that stable when he was in office.  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/613994/EXCLUSIVE-I-stopped-Large-Hadron-Collider-destroying-human-race-claims-ex-politican (http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/613994/EXCLUSIVE-I-stopped-Large-Hadron-Collider-destroying-human-race-claims-ex-politican)

Bonkers...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2015, 12:31:16 AM
Sounds like Apey's ideal shop...  Thumbs:


Wonder how much a Padlock Pockets seal of approval would be worth....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3289971/After-Poundshop-99p-shop-s-25p-shop-Businesswoman-20-sets-new-bargain-store-selling-supermarket-brands-pennies.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3289971/After-Poundshop-99p-shop-s-25p-shop-Businesswoman-20-sets-new-bargain-store-selling-supermarket-brands-pennies.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2015, 02:31:59 PM
Strong in them the farce is...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3291477/Star-Wars-villain-Emperor-Palpatine-voted-Ukrainian-city-council-stunned-councillor-campaigned-joke-asks-voters-s-wrong-you.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3291477/Star-Wars-villain-Emperor-Palpatine-voted-Ukrainian-city-council-stunned-councillor-campaigned-joke-asks-voters-s-wrong-you.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 27, 2015, 08:45:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2015, 02:31:59 PM
Strong in them the farce is...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3291477/Star-Wars-villain-Emperor-Palpatine-voted-Ukrainian-city-council-stunned-councillor-campaigned-joke-asks-voters-s-wrong-you.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3291477/Star-Wars-villain-Emperor-Palpatine-voted-Ukrainian-city-council-stunned-councillor-campaigned-joke-asks-voters-s-wrong-you.html)
Bonkers  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2015, 01:09:35 AM
Think I'll pass thanks, don't need £750 that badly...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3292082/Would-injected-Ebola-vaccine-750-Newspaper-ad-seeks-healthy-18-65-year-olds-new-trial.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3292082/Would-injected-Ebola-vaccine-750-Newspaper-ad-seeks-healthy-18-65-year-olds-new-trial.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2015, 05:37:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2015, 01:09:35 AM
Think I'll pass thanks, don't need £750 that badly...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3292082/Would-injected-Ebola-vaccine-750-Newspaper-ad-seeks-healthy-18-65-year-olds-new-trial.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3292082/Would-injected-Ebola-vaccine-750-Newspaper-ad-seeks-healthy-18-65-year-olds-new-trial.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 28, 2015, 08:08:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 28, 2015, 05:37:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2015, 01:09:35 AM
Think I'll pass thanks, don't need £750 that badly...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3292082/Would-injected-Ebola-vaccine-750-Newspaper-ad-seeks-healthy-18-65-year-olds-new-trial.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3292082/Would-injected-Ebola-vaccine-750-Newspaper-ad-seeks-healthy-18-65-year-olds-new-trial.html)

 noooo:
Coz you too old...... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2015, 08:10:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 28, 2015, 08:08:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 28, 2015, 05:37:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2015, 01:09:35 AM
Think I'll pass thanks, don't need £750 that badly...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3292082/Would-injected-Ebola-vaccine-750-Newspaper-ad-seeks-healthy-18-65-year-olds-new-trial.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3292082/Would-injected-Ebola-vaccine-750-Newspaper-ad-seeks-healthy-18-65-year-olds-new-trial.html)

 noooo:
Coz you too old...... whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 28, 2015, 09:02:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 28, 2015, 05:37:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2015, 01:09:35 AM
Think I'll pass thanks, don't need £750 that badly...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3292082/Would-injected-Ebola-vaccine-750-Newspaper-ad-seeks-healthy-18-65-year-olds-new-trial.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3292082/Would-injected-Ebola-vaccine-750-Newspaper-ad-seeks-healthy-18-65-year-olds-new-trial.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 28, 2015, 07:24:55 PM
I think we may have missed this one

Hiding a loaded gun in a box boring, in that box eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3227069/Woman-warns-police-loaded-gun-hidden-inside-genitalia-busted-major-meth-haul.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3227069/Woman-warns-police-loaded-gun-hidden-inside-genitalia-busted-major-meth-haul.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2015, 07:36:50 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 28, 2015, 07:24:55 PM
I think we may have missed this one

Hiding a loaded gun in a box boring, in that box eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3227069/Woman-warns-police-loaded-gun-hidden-inside-genitalia-busted-major-meth-haul.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3227069/Woman-warns-police-loaded-gun-hidden-inside-genitalia-busted-major-meth-haul.html)

Stupid girl....  noooo:

If she'd done her pelvic floor exercises she could have shot the cop and got away.....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 28, 2015, 09:28:12 PM
Toyota Land Rover?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2015, 09:45:10 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 28, 2015, 09:28:12 PM
Toyota Land Rover?  rubschin:

Yes, good old Mail.  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2015, 12:14:32 AM
Quote
'It is conceivable that the gun could have gone off inside our suspect and that would have been deadly because of the proximity to internal organs,' said Waco Police Department spokesman Sergeant Patrick Swanton.

Losing your touch Mr Darwin?  rubschin:

Quote
Castaneda has been charged with violating state concealed firearms laws by hiding a fully loaded, snub-nosed handgun in her vagina, police said Tuesday.

Does that mean this happens so often it is specifically covered by concealed firearms laws?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2015, 12:26:21 AM
Think I've found another cat sitting opportunity for Nick...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3293568/A-woman-ditched-husband-favour-35-CATS-says-never-happier.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3293568/A-woman-ditched-husband-favour-35-CATS-says-never-happier.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2015, 02:57:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2015, 12:26:21 AM
Think I've found another cat sitting opportunity for Nick...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3293568/A-woman-ditched-husband-favour-35-CATS-says-never-happier.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3293568/A-woman-ditched-husband-favour-35-CATS-says-never-happier.html)
A woman that makes Mrs Nick seem normal?

Bit distapointed that there was no Pussy Galore joke made
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2015, 03:10:44 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2015, 04:57:45 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/man-sits-next-to-a-stranger-on-flight-and-things-got-really-weird-66706/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/man-sits-next-to-a-stranger-on-flight-and-things-got-really-weird-66706/) eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 05:27:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2015, 04:57:45 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/man-sits-next-to-a-stranger-on-flight-and-things-got-really-weird-66706/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/man-sits-next-to-a-stranger-on-flight-and-things-got-really-weird-66706/) eeek:

It aint never gonna happen to you Nick....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2015, 05:30:20 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 30, 2015, 05:27:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2015, 04:57:45 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/man-sits-next-to-a-stranger-on-flight-and-things-got-really-weird-66706/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/man-sits-next-to-a-stranger-on-flight-and-things-got-really-weird-66706/) eeek:

It aint never gonna happen to you Nick....  noooo:

Just as well, 2 Nick's in close proximity (or even Nick and a Nickalike) could only result in a critical mass of blunderment...  scared2:

Thankfully although BM can be completely cack handed he wasn't a close enough match for that to happen when Nick visited.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 08:56:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 30, 2015, 05:27:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2015, 04:57:45 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/man-sits-next-to-a-stranger-on-flight-and-things-got-really-weird-66706/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/man-sits-next-to-a-stranger-on-flight-and-things-got-really-weird-66706/) eeek:

It aint never gonna happen to you Nick....  noooo:

Just as well, 2 Nick's in close proximity (or even Nick and a Nickalike) could only result in a critical mass of blunderment...  scared2:

Thankfully although BM can be completely cack handed he wasn't a close enough match for that to happen when Nick visited.  Thumbs:

Although my Dad was an ginge....  rubschin:

To be fair, it was lucky that we didn't spontaneously combust....  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 08:58:20 PM
In all honesty I was half expecting to hear that Cyprus had gone the way of Atlantis.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2015, 10:18:54 PM

http://firsttoknow.com/transgender-in-prison/ (http://firsttoknow.com/transgender-in-prison/)

"Only one more operation needed to complete the sex change"

I am sure the inmates of B-Wing would have done it much cheaper than the NHS
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2015, 01:38:04 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3301296/Girl-13-driven-wall-flames-truck-terrifying-stunt.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3301296/Girl-13-driven-wall-flames-truck-terrifying-stunt.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2015, 01:43:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2015, 01:38:04 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3301296/Girl-13-driven-wall-flames-truck-terrifying-stunt.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3301296/Girl-13-driven-wall-flames-truck-terrifying-stunt.html)

 eeek: eeek:

Meh... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2015, 12:53:04 AM
It was less the stunt itself and more that her parents were happy to let their 13 year old do it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2015, 01:07:19 AM
Think I've found another candidate for Darwinism...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3301592/A-wheelie-bad-idea-Idiot-motorcyclist-attempts-audacious-stunt-living-room-predictable-results.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3301592/A-wheelie-bad-idea-Idiot-motorcyclist-attempts-audacious-stunt-living-room-predictable-results.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2015, 07:56:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2015, 01:07:19 AM
Think I've found another candidate for Darwinism...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3301592/A-wheelie-bad-idea-Idiot-motorcyclist-attempts-audacious-stunt-living-room-predictable-results.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3301592/A-wheelie-bad-idea-Idiot-motorcyclist-attempts-audacious-stunt-living-room-predictable-results.html)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2015, 09:58:08 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34732010 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34732010) eeek: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2015, 11:03:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2015, 09:58:08 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34732010 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34732010) eeek: sick2:
eeek: eeek:  scared2: scared2:  sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2015, 11:58:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2015, 09:58:08 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34732010 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34732010) eeek: sick2:

Quote
  Neurocysticercosis develops after a person swallows microscopic eggs passed in the faeces of a person who has an intestinal pork tapeworm.

No more spare ribs from a street vendor for him then. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2015, 03:08:45 AM
There is a World Vasectomy Day??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3311145/Queensland-doctor-snip-men-possible-World-Vasectomy-Day-record-attempt-easy-procedure-is.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3311145/Queensland-doctor-snip-men-possible-World-Vasectomy-Day-record-attempt-easy-procedure-is.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2015, 07:30:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2015, 03:08:45 AM
There is a World Vasectomy Day??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3311145/Queensland-doctor-snip-men-possible-World-Vasectomy-Day-record-attempt-easy-procedure-is.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3311145/Queensland-doctor-snip-men-possible-World-Vasectomy-Day-record-attempt-easy-procedure-is.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2015, 08:09:20 AM
Well, blow me!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2015, 09:16:32 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 10, 2015, 08:09:20 AM
Well, blow me!

Gayer:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2015, 12:08:25 PM
From Swansea, that explains a lot noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/616503/Man-wakes-up-with-Ray-Ban-glasses-tattooed-on-his-face? (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/616503/Man-wakes-up-with-Ray-Ban-glasses-tattooed-on-his-face?)

No. 1 on that video? What a dickhead  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 10, 2015, 12:08:51 PM
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/this-man-is-painting-penises-on-potholes-so-the-council-has-to-take-action--ekSuZ63mgW (http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/this-man-is-painting-penises-on-potholes-so-the-council-has-to-take-action--ekSuZ63mgW)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2015, 12:18:20 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 10, 2015, 12:08:51 PM
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/this-man-is-painting-penises-on-potholes-so-the-council-has-to-take-action--ekSuZ63mgW (http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/this-man-is-painting-penises-on-potholes-so-the-council-has-to-take-action--ekSuZ63mgW)

 ;D
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2015, 12:33:20 PM
Nutscaping? WTF???  eeek:

"This scenery is beautiful but do you know what it needs? A pair of bollocks"  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2015, 12:42:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2015, 12:33:20 PM
Nutscaping? WTF???  eeek:

"This scenery is beautiful but do you know what it needs? A pair of bollocks"  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/)

 noooo:

&

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2015, 01:34:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2015, 12:42:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2015, 12:33:20 PM
Nutscaping? WTF???  eeek:

"This scenery is beautiful but do you know what it needs? A pair of bollocks"  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/)

 noooo:

&

 sick2:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 10, 2015, 06:00:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2015, 12:33:20 PM
Nutscaping? WTF???  eeek:

"This scenery is beautiful but do you know what it needs? A pair of bollocks"  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/)

Definitely been hair-brushed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2015, 10:57:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2015, 12:33:20 PM
Nutscaping? WTF???  eeek:

"This scenery is beautiful but do you know what it needs? A pair of bollocks"  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/)

Tried that, everyone said "What landscape?"  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2015, 05:00:33 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 10, 2015, 06:00:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2015, 12:33:20 PM
Nutscaping? WTF???  eeek:

"This scenery is beautiful but do you know what it needs? A pair of bollocks"  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/)

Definitely been hair-brushed

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2015, 05:01:00 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2015, 10:57:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2015, 12:33:20 PM
Nutscaping? WTF???  eeek:

"This scenery is beautiful but do you know what it needs? A pair of bollocks"  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/)

Tried that, everyone said "What landscape?"  angel1

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2015, 01:41:30 AM
Implant a chip in your hand that lights up like a jellyfish............think I'll pass thanks.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F11%2F11%2F21%2F2E528A5F00000578-3314388-image-a-3_1447276545992.jpg&hash=b9148eea1174a78f7d14b327c0d120293556489c)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3314388/Would-implant-lights-skin-Bizarre-trend-sees-people-transform-glowing-cyborgs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3314388/Would-implant-lights-skin-Bizarre-trend-sees-people-transform-glowing-cyborgs.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2015, 05:40:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2015, 01:41:30 AM
Implant a chip in your hand that lights up like a jellyfish............think I'll pass thanks.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F11%2F11%2F21%2F2E528A5F00000578-3314388-image-a-3_1447276545992.jpg&hash=b9148eea1174a78f7d14b327c0d120293556489c)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3314388/Would-implant-lights-skin-Bizarre-trend-sees-people-transform-glowing-cyborgs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3314388/Would-implant-lights-skin-Bizarre-trend-sees-people-transform-glowing-cyborgs.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 12, 2015, 09:58:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2015, 05:40:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2015, 01:41:30 AM
Implant a chip in your hand that lights up like a jellyfish............think I'll pass thanks.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F11%2F11%2F21%2F2E528A5F00000578-3314388-image-a-3_1447276545992.jpg&hash=b9148eea1174a78f7d14b327c0d120293556489c)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3314388/Would-implant-lights-skin-Bizarre-trend-sees-people-transform-glowing-cyborgs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3314388/Would-implant-lights-skin-Bizarre-trend-sees-people-transform-glowing-cyborgs.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2015, 01:23:39 AM
Speaking of sticking stuff in your hand... 

Buggering up a magic trick and ramming your hand down on a six inch nail, then posing for selfies with some of the audience before going to hospital   shocked003

Quote
Despite being in agony, he posed with several members of the audience for a selfie before being taken to Newham University Hospital in east London where he had to stay overnight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3315054/Now-s-tragic-Magician-impales-six-inch-nail-Russian-roulette-style-trick-goes-badly-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3315054/Now-s-tragic-Magician-impales-six-inch-nail-Russian-roulette-style-trick-goes-badly-wrong.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2015, 06:22:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2015, 01:23:39 AM
Speaking of sticking stuff in your hand... 

Buggering up a magic trick and ramming your hand down on a six inch nail, then posing for selfies with some of the audience before going to hospital   shocked003

Quote
Despite being in agony, he posed with several members of the audience for a selfie before being taken to Newham University Hospital in east London where he had to stay overnight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3315054/Now-s-tragic-Magician-impales-six-inch-nail-Russian-roulette-style-trick-goes-badly-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3315054/Now-s-tragic-Magician-impales-six-inch-nail-Russian-roulette-style-trick-goes-badly-wrong.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2015, 06:25:39 AM
A gun dog you say...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/614970/Woman-shot-foot-dog-trigger (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/614970/Woman-shot-foot-dog-trigger)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 13, 2015, 02:51:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2015, 06:25:39 AM
A gun dog you say...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/614970/Woman-shot-foot-dog-trigger (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/614970/Woman-shot-foot-dog-trigger)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2015, 09:03:09 PM
TMR is the way forward?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3318125/Could-humans-size-CHICKENS-future-mankind-Expert-claims-mini-people-make-Earth-sustainable.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3318125/Could-humans-size-CHICKENS-future-mankind-Expert-claims-mini-people-make-Earth-sustainable.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2015, 09:05:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2015, 09:03:09 PM
TMR is the way forward?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3318125/Could-humans-size-CHICKENS-future-mankind-Expert-claims-mini-people-make-Earth-sustainable.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3318125/Could-humans-size-CHICKENS-future-mankind-Expert-claims-mini-people-make-Earth-sustainable.html)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2015, 01:30:37 PM
An Irish Baldymort you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3320134/Father-films-Las-Vegas-trip-GoPro-lens-pointed-wrong-way.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3320134/Father-films-Las-Vegas-trip-GoPro-lens-pointed-wrong-way.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2015, 02:08:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2015, 01:30:37 PM
An Irish Baldymort you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3320134/Father-films-Las-Vegas-trip-GoPro-lens-pointed-wrong-way.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3320134/Father-films-Las-Vegas-trip-GoPro-lens-pointed-wrong-way.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 16, 2015, 11:14:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2015, 02:08:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2015, 01:30:37 PM
An Irish Baldymort you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3320134/Father-films-Las-Vegas-trip-GoPro-lens-pointed-wrong-way.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3320134/Father-films-Las-Vegas-trip-GoPro-lens-pointed-wrong-way.html)

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2015, 11:27:17 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 16, 2015, 11:14:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2015, 02:08:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2015, 01:30:37 PM
An Irish Baldymort you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3320134/Father-films-Las-Vegas-trip-GoPro-lens-pointed-wrong-way.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3320134/Father-films-Las-Vegas-trip-GoPro-lens-pointed-wrong-way.html)

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2015, 12:17:27 PM
 eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3321666/Indonesian-newlyweds-ate-alleged-rapists-genitals-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3321666/Indonesian-newlyweds-ate-alleged-rapists-genitals-police.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2015, 04:18:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2015, 12:17:27 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3321666/Indonesian-newlyweds-ate-alleged-rapists-genitals-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3321666/Indonesian-newlyweds-ate-alleged-rapists-genitals-police.html)
eeek: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2015, 12:38:24 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 17, 2015, 04:18:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2015, 12:17:27 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3321666/Indonesian-newlyweds-ate-alleged-rapists-genitals-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3321666/Indonesian-newlyweds-ate-alleged-rapists-genitals-police.html)
eeek: noooo:

Personally I'd have just bought a packet of paracetamol  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2015, 09:18:00 AM
Indian Railways holds disabled recruitment drive on top floor - with no lifts (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/12008044/Indian-Railways-holds-disabled-recruitment-drive-on-top-floor-with-no-lifts.html)

Quote
A bid to recruit more disabled employees to work on India’s railways has ended in farce after test centres were set up on the top floors of buildings with no lifts or ramps.

Many candidates who arrived at recruitment offices across India on Thursday either had to be carried or drag themselves up the stairs to their designated computers. Some were forced to abandon their applications entirely.


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2015, 03:58:50 PM
Has Nick been giving cookery lessons again?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3329207/A-woman-s-kitchen-nearly-went-flames-took-tips-Facebook-cook-cheese-toast.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3329207/A-woman-s-kitchen-nearly-went-flames-took-tips-Facebook-cook-cheese-toast.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2015, 05:55:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 21, 2015, 09:18:00 AM
Indian Railways holds disabled recruitment drive on top floor - with no lifts (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/12008044/Indian-Railways-holds-disabled-recruitment-drive-on-top-floor-with-no-lifts.html)

Quote
A bid to recruit more disabled employees to work on India’s railways has ended in farce after test centres were set up on the top floors of buildings with no lifts or ramps.

Many candidates who arrived at recruitment offices across India on Thursday either had to be carried or drag themselves up the stairs to their designated computers. Some were forced to abandon their applications entirely.


happy001

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2015, 06:15:32 PM
http://theuspatriot.com/2014/05/28/islamic-suicide-bomber-trainer-accidentally-blows-up-his-entire-class/ (http://theuspatriot.com/2014/05/28/islamic-suicide-bomber-trainer-accidentally-blows-up-his-entire-class/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2015, 06:16:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 22, 2015, 06:15:32 PM
http://theuspatriot.com/2014/05/28/islamic-suicide-bomber-trainer-accidentally-blows-up-his-entire-class/ (http://theuspatriot.com/2014/05/28/islamic-suicide-bomber-trainer-accidentally-blows-up-his-entire-class/)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2015, 01:21:24 PM
Not the best time to comment on a woman's weight... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3331483/South-Carolina-man-tells-police-repeatedly-hit-face-exotic-dancer-saying-lose-weight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3331483/South-Carolina-man-tells-police-repeatedly-hit-face-exotic-dancer-saying-lose-weight.html)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:33:35 PM
Triple murder in Limassol (http://in-cyprus.com/triple-murder-in-limassol/)

 eeek:

No I was not in Limassol this evening... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2015, 09:37:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:33:35 PM
Triple murder in Limassol (http://in-cyprus.com/triple-murder-in-limassol/)

 eeek:

No I was not in Limassol this evening... ::)

 eeek:.........I am going tomorrow.....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:38:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2015, 09:37:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:33:35 PM
Triple murder in Limassol (http://in-cyprus.com/triple-murder-in-limassol/)

 eeek:

No I was not in Limassol this evening... ::)

 eeek:.........I am going tomorrow.....

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2015, 09:47:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:38:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2015, 09:37:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:33:35 PM
Triple murder in Limassol (http://in-cyprus.com/triple-murder-in-limassol/)

 eeek:

No I was not in Limassol this evening... ::)

 eeek:.........I am going tomorrow.....

 scared2:

Pop in for dinner at yours on the way back you say..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:48:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2015, 09:47:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:38:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2015, 09:37:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:33:35 PM
Triple murder in Limassol (http://in-cyprus.com/triple-murder-in-limassol/)

 eeek:

No I was not in Limassol this evening... ::)

 eeek:.........I am going tomorrow.....

 scared2:

Pop in for dinner at yours on the way back you say..... rubschin:

Pizza!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2015, 09:53:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:48:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2015, 09:47:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:38:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2015, 09:37:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:33:35 PM
Triple murder in Limassol (http://in-cyprus.com/triple-murder-in-limassol/)

 eeek:

No I was not in Limassol this evening... ::)

 eeek:.........I am going tomorrow.....

 scared2:

Pop in for dinner at yours on the way back you say..... rubschin:

Pizza!  :thumbsup:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2015, 12:26:39 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2015, 09:53:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:48:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2015, 09:47:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:38:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2015, 09:37:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2015, 09:33:35 PM
Triple murder in Limassol (http://in-cyprus.com/triple-murder-in-limassol/)

 eeek:

No I was not in Limassol this evening... ::)

 eeek:.........I am going tomorrow.....

 scared2:

Pop in for dinner at yours on the way back you say..... rubschin:

Pizza!  :thumbsup:

 noooo:

Look on the bright side Apey, if Baldymort is incinerating cooking the pizza you won't have to worry about food poisoning...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2015, 12:37:15 AM
Somehow I can see Boris trying to figure out how to fit this this into the next Met police budget.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3330368/Chinese-police-use-FLAMETHROWER-terror-suspects-grenades-tear-gas-fail.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3330368/Chinese-police-use-FLAMETHROWER-terror-suspects-grenades-tear-gas-fail.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2015, 12:46:20 AM
I think we need to start the Nick awards again, this eejit would certainly be a contender  happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3332229/Man-tries-save-iPhone-jumping-hot-tub-filled-dry-ice-bet-throw-straight-swimming-pool.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3332229/Man-tries-save-iPhone-jumping-hot-tub-filled-dry-ice-bet-throw-straight-swimming-pool.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2015, 12:53:47 AM
Never gonna blow you up
Never gonna shoot you down
Never gonna run around and hurt you...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3332719/Rick-Astley-brought-fight-ISIS-Anonymous-hijack-Islamic-State-Twitter-feeds-tricking-jihadis-watching-Never-Gonna-video.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3332719/Rick-Astley-brought-fight-ISIS-Anonymous-hijack-Islamic-State-Twitter-feeds-tricking-jihadis-watching-Never-Gonna-video.html)

Wonder if there could potentially be more to this than simple Rickrolling, didn't the American's drive Noriega out of hiding by playing really shite music on a permanent loop outside where he was holed up?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2015, 03:20:26 AM
There has been a trend for a while in Australia for bolting a motor onto random objects. Maybe this should go into the BM's next project thread...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/620657/Perth-Australia-picnic-table (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/620657/Perth-Australia-picnic-table)

Quote
In January, a man was fined £700 for riding an unlicensed beer cooler along a footpath in Mornington Peninsula, Victoria.

Sounds like the next Apeymobile, can stop off and raid Baldymorts booze stash then...  whistle:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2015, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2015, 03:20:26 AM
There has been a trend for a while in Australia for bolting a motor onto random objects. Maybe this should go into the BM's next project thread...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/620657/Perth-Australia-picnic-table (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/620657/Perth-Australia-picnic-table)

Quote
In January, a man was fined £700 for riding an unlicensed beer cooler along a footpath in Mornington Peninsula, Victoria.

Sounds like the next Apeymobile, can stop off and raid Baldymorts booze stash then...  whistle:

Excellent!  :thumbsup:

We could eat pizza on it as we drove along....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2015, 08:47:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2015, 03:20:26 AM
There has been a trend for a while in Australia for bolting a motor onto random objects. Maybe this should go into the BM's next project thread...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/620657/Perth-Australia-picnic-table (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/620657/Perth-Australia-picnic-table)

Quote
In January, a man was fined £700 for riding an unlicensed beer cooler along a footpath in Mornington Peninsula, Victoria.

Sounds like the next Apeymobile, can stop off and raid Baldymorts booze stash then...  whistle:
;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2015, 08:47:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2015, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2015, 03:20:26 AM
There has been a trend for a while in Australia for bolting a motor onto random objects. Maybe this should go into the BM's next project thread...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/620657/Perth-Australia-picnic-table (http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/620657/Perth-Australia-picnic-table)

Quote
In January, a man was fined £700 for riding an unlicensed beer cooler along a footpath in Mornington Peninsula, Victoria.

Sounds like the next Apeymobile, can stop off and raid Baldymorts booze stash then...  whistle:

Excellent!  :thumbsup:

We could eat pizza on it as we drove along....  rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2015, 11:28:38 AM
Tim Yeo Loses Libel Action Against Sunday Times (http://order-order.com/2015/11/25/tim-yeo-loses-libel-action-against-sunday-times/)

How wonderful!  razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2015, 12:05:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2015, 11:28:38 AM
Tim Yeo Loses Libel Action Against Sunday Times (http://order-order.com/2015/11/25/tim-yeo-loses-libel-action-against-sunday-times/)

How wonderful!  razz:

Tragic







































 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2015, 01:22:36 AM
Maybe he could give Baldymort dance lessons..  Thumbs:

http://youtu.be/eP9YNwuo5js (http://youtu.be/eP9YNwuo5js)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3333195/Showing-s-83-year-old-dancing-grandpa-busts-brilliant-moves-electronic-dance-festival-Holland.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3333195/Showing-s-83-year-old-dancing-grandpa-busts-brilliant-moves-electronic-dance-festival-Holland.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2015, 06:16:49 PM
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/26/eus-pro-diversity-forum-cancelled-due-security-situation-caused-pro-diversity-policies/ (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/26/eus-pro-diversity-forum-cancelled-due-security-situation-caused-pro-diversity-policies/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2015, 07:04:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 26, 2015, 06:16:49 PM
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/26/eus-pro-diversity-forum-cancelled-due-security-situation-caused-pro-diversity-policies/ (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/26/eus-pro-diversity-forum-cancelled-due-security-situation-caused-pro-diversity-policies/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FExtreme-Irony_zpsby2pfnbj.gif&hash=0fe3390460696045ac49632a4a8e15514a03beb1) (http://s96.photobucket.com/user/markfrank19/media/Extreme-Irony_zpsby2pfnbj.gif.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2015, 08:38:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 26, 2015, 07:04:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 26, 2015, 06:16:49 PM
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/26/eus-pro-diversity-forum-cancelled-due-security-situation-caused-pro-diversity-policies/ (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/26/eus-pro-diversity-forum-cancelled-due-security-situation-caused-pro-diversity-policies/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FExtreme-Irony_zpsby2pfnbj.gif&hash=0fe3390460696045ac49632a4a8e15514a03beb1) (http://s96.photobucket.com/user/markfrank19/media/Extreme-Irony_zpsby2pfnbj.gif.html)

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2015, 11:33:08 PM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its.....................WTF WOMAN  eeek:

A hundred and twenty grand on surgery to look like this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F11%2F25%2F17%2F2ECDB25D00000578-3333707-Pixee_Fox_25_who_is_originally_from_Sweden_but_now_lives_in_Nort-m-25_1448472818812.jpg&hash=42c6a203b0b14daabb208d100361f1f4d4bc25be)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3333707/Pixee-Fox-spends-120k-15-surgeries-6-RIBS-removed-look-like-Jessica-Rabit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3333707/Pixee-Fox-spends-120k-15-surgeries-6-RIBS-removed-look-like-Jessica-Rabit.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2015, 11:49:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2015, 11:33:08 PM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its.....................WTF WOMAN  eeek:

A hundred and twenty grand on surgery to look like this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F11%2F25%2F17%2F2ECDB25D00000578-3333707-Pixee_Fox_25_who_is_originally_from_Sweden_but_now_lives_in_Nort-m-25_1448472818812.jpg&hash=42c6a203b0b14daabb208d100361f1f4d4bc25be)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3333707/Pixee-Fox-spends-120k-15-surgeries-6-RIBS-removed-look-like-Jessica-Rabit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3333707/Pixee-Fox-spends-120k-15-surgeries-6-RIBS-removed-look-like-Jessica-Rabit.html)


 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2015, 11:57:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 26, 2015, 11:49:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2015, 11:33:08 PM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its.....................WTF WOMAN  eeek:

A hundred and twenty grand on surgery to look like this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F11%2F25%2F17%2F2ECDB25D00000578-3333707-Pixee_Fox_25_who_is_originally_from_Sweden_but_now_lives_in_Nort-m-25_1448472818812.jpg&hash=42c6a203b0b14daabb208d100361f1f4d4bc25be)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3333707/Pixee-Fox-spends-120k-15-surgeries-6-RIBS-removed-look-like-Jessica-Rabit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3333707/Pixee-Fox-spends-120k-15-surgeries-6-RIBS-removed-look-like-Jessica-Rabit.html)


 eeek: eeek:

Is that reaction due to the results of the surgery of the cost of the procedures...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2015, 06:00:32 PM
W.........T........F????  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337270/Experts-warn-big-rise-sex-attacks-horses-say-10-000-people-Switzerland-predisposed-twisted-animals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337270/Experts-warn-big-rise-sex-attacks-horses-say-10-000-people-Switzerland-predisposed-twisted-animals.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 28, 2015, 06:05:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2015, 06:00:32 PM
W.........T........F????  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337270/Experts-warn-big-rise-sex-attacks-horses-say-10-000-people-Switzerland-predisposed-twisted-animals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337270/Experts-warn-big-rise-sex-attacks-horses-say-10-000-people-Switzerland-predisposed-twisted-animals.html)
eeek: eeek:   evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on November 29, 2015, 05:25:54 PM
Brazilian Santa wanted after stealing helicopter in Sao Paulo
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2015, 05:26:47 PM
BM will find him in his pool noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 29, 2015, 07:15:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 29, 2015, 05:26:47 PM
BM will find him in his pool noooo:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2015, 07:43:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 29, 2015, 05:26:47 PM
BM will find him in his pool noooo:

Hadaway Nick, if the pilot was that bad he would never make it out of the country.....   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2015, 08:25:39 PM
Quote from: beerhead on November 29, 2015, 05:25:54 PM
Brazilian Santa wanted after stealing helicopter in Sao Paulo

Is that a Santa with most of his beard shaved off?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2015, 08:31:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2015, 08:25:39 PM
Quote from: beerhead on November 29, 2015, 05:25:54 PM
Brazilian Santa wanted after stealing helicopter in Sao Paulo

Is that a Santa with most of his beard shaved off?

I thought that... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 29, 2015, 11:15:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 29, 2015, 08:31:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2015, 08:25:39 PM
Quote from: beerhead on November 29, 2015, 05:25:54 PM
Brazilian Santa wanted after stealing helicopter in Sao Paulo

Is that a Santa with most of his beard shaved off?

I thought that... redface:

My thoughts were somewhat lower



in tone
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2015, 12:39:24 AM
While if it was required I'd be happy wearing anything that could stop fire from an assault rifle I can certainly see the resemblance to Dark Helmet  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F11%2F27%2F17%2F2ED97B7300000578-3336727-image-m-4_1448646810151.jpg&hash=acc0d2c8f011cb68d252058b1c182293f8565b0b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3336727/It-s-police-FORCE-German-riot-officers-mocked-new-uniform-s-helmets-make-look-like-Darth-Vader.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3336727/It-s-police-FORCE-German-riot-officers-mocked-new-uniform-s-helmets-make-look-like-Darth-Vader.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2015, 12:47:38 AM
A petition to rename Canterbury West railway station to Kanye West railway station because he is the greatest human being of our time??? W.......T.......F???? Baldymort have you been giving away home brew again??  eeek: eeek:

https://www.change.org/p/canterbury-city-council-southeastern-rename-canterbury-west-station-kanye-west-station (https://www.change.org/p/canterbury-city-council-southeastern-rename-canterbury-west-station-kanye-west-station)

Had a quick look at some of the comments, there are some seriously disturbed people out there and God help us if he does somehow make it into the White House in 2020 as something tells me we'd be nostalgic for Dubya ...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3338355/Petition-launched-rename-Canterbury-West-station-rapper-Kanye-West-honour-greatest-human-time.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3338355/Petition-launched-rename-Canterbury-West-station-rapper-Kanye-West-honour-greatest-human-time.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2015, 01:27:56 AM
And worse some of those will breed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2015, 12:46:13 AM
And today's No Shit Sherlock award goes to Gazza for admitting he was off his face on cocaine when he went to see Raoul Moat carrying a fishing rod and some chicken.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3340181/Paul-Gascoigne-reveals-snorted-14-lines-cocaine-trying-chicken-fishing-rod-murderer-Raoul-Moat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3340181/Paul-Gascoigne-reveals-snorted-14-lines-cocaine-trying-chicken-fishing-rod-murderer-Raoul-Moat.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2015, 01:15:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2015, 12:46:13 AM
And today's No Shit Sherlock award goes to Gazza for admitting he was off his face on cocaine when he went to see Raoul Moat carrying a fishing rod and some chicken.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3340181/Paul-Gascoigne-reveals-snorted-14-lines-cocaine-trying-chicken-fishing-rod-murderer-Raoul-Moat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3340181/Paul-Gascoigne-reveals-snorted-14-lines-cocaine-trying-chicken-fishing-rod-murderer-Raoul-Moat.html)



 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2015, 09:32:44 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-handed-card-on-the-tube-from-organisation-which-hates-fat-people-a6754706.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-handed-card-on-the-tube-from-organisation-which-hates-fat-people-a6754706.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2015, 11:14:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2015, 09:32:44 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-handed-card-on-the-tube-from-organisation-which-hates-fat-people-a6754706.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-handed-card-on-the-tube-from-organisation-which-hates-fat-people-a6754706.html)
noooo:
Gluttony and wasting food is vital to our agricultural economy
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2015, 03:17:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2015, 09:32:44 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-handed-card-on-the-tube-from-organisation-which-hates-fat-people-a6754706.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-handed-card-on-the-tube-from-organisation-which-hates-fat-people-a6754706.html)

“We disapprove of your wasting NHS money to treat your selfish greed. And we do not understand why you fail to grasp that by eating less you will be better off, slimmer, happy and find a partner who is not a perverted chubby-lover, or even find a partner at all.”

 lol: lol: lol:



 rubschin:



 redface:  noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2015, 07:50:52 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34975365 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34975365)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2015, 07:52:34 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 02, 2015, 07:50:52 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34975365 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34975365)

 Xmas3:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2015, 05:55:42 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fhd28i4kef%2Ftip.jpg&hash=53486227fe9e3a91dc8003e2a11d750da76f5c3a) (http://postimg.org/image/hd28i4kef/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2015, 05:56:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2015, 05:55:42 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fhd28i4kef%2Ftip.jpg&hash=53486227fe9e3a91dc8003e2a11d750da76f5c3a) (http://postimg.org/image/hd28i4kef/)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2015, 06:13:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2015, 05:56:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2015, 05:55:42 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fhd28i4kef%2Ftip.jpg&hash=53486227fe9e3a91dc8003e2a11d750da76f5c3a) (http://postimg.org/image/hd28i4kef/)

 drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:

Quote from: Mike Reid
The car was dirty so I took it into the local place in Golders Green and told them to valet and Simoniz it.
Came to collect it an hour later and it was still filthy but they had cut an inch off the exhaust pipe.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2015, 11:15:11 PM
Anyone fancy a hair cut....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344251/Fancy-cut-blowtorch-Real-life-Edward-Scissorhands-uses-samurai-swords-fire-specially-claws-achieve-perfect-hairstyles.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344251/Fancy-cut-blowtorch-Real-life-Edward-Scissorhands-uses-samurai-swords-fire-specially-claws-achieve-perfect-hairstyles.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2015, 06:36:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2015, 11:15:11 PM
Anyone fancy a hair cut....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344251/Fancy-cut-blowtorch-Real-life-Edward-Scissorhands-uses-samurai-swords-fire-specially-claws-achieve-perfect-hairstyles.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344251/Fancy-cut-blowtorch-Real-life-Edward-Scissorhands-uses-samurai-swords-fire-specially-claws-achieve-perfect-hairstyles.html)

Bonkers...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 04, 2015, 10:12:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2015, 06:36:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2015, 11:15:11 PM
Anyone fancy a hair cut....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344251/Fancy-cut-blowtorch-Real-life-Edward-Scissorhands-uses-samurai-swords-fire-specially-claws-achieve-perfect-hairstyles.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344251/Fancy-cut-blowtorch-Real-life-Edward-Scissorhands-uses-samurai-swords-fire-specially-claws-achieve-perfect-hairstyles.html)

Bonkers...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2015, 05:21:39 PM
BM, Nick and Apey go on a beer run.....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3345981/One-road-Hilarious-moment-hapless-factory-workers-try-unload-crates-beer-truck-accidentally-smash-all.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3345981/One-road-Hilarious-moment-hapless-factory-workers-try-unload-crates-beer-truck-accidentally-smash-all.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 04, 2015, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2015, 05:21:39 PM
BM, Nick and Apey go on a beer run.....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3345981/One-road-Hilarious-moment-hapless-factory-workers-try-unload-crates-beer-truck-accidentally-smash-all.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3345981/One-road-Hilarious-moment-hapless-factory-workers-try-unload-crates-beer-truck-accidentally-smash-all.html)
happy002

But a tragedy really
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2015, 08:58:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2015, 05:21:39 PM
BM, Nick and Apey go on a beer run.....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3345981/One-road-Hilarious-moment-hapless-factory-workers-try-unload-crates-beer-truck-accidentally-smash-all.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3345981/One-road-Hilarious-moment-hapless-factory-workers-try-unload-crates-beer-truck-accidentally-smash-all.html)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2015, 02:27:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2015, 08:58:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2015, 05:21:39 PM
BM, Nick and Apey go on a beer run.....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3345981/One-road-Hilarious-moment-hapless-factory-workers-try-unload-crates-beer-truck-accidentally-smash-all.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3345981/One-road-Hilarious-moment-hapless-factory-workers-try-unload-crates-beer-truck-accidentally-smash-all.html)

facepalm:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2015, 03:20:35 PM
Progress at climate talks as world agrees cardboard to go out on a Tuesday night (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/02/progress-at-climate-talks-as-world-agrees-cardboard-to-go-out-on-a-tuesday-night/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2015, 05:01:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2015, 03:20:35 PM
Progress at climate talks as world agrees cardboard to go out on a Tuesday night (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/02/progress-at-climate-talks-as-world-agrees-cardboard-to-go-out-on-a-tuesday-night/)

happy001

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2015, 08:11:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2015, 05:01:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2015, 03:20:35 PM
Progress at climate talks as world agrees cardboard to go out on a Tuesday night (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/02/progress-at-climate-talks-as-world-agrees-cardboard-to-go-out-on-a-tuesday-night/)

happy001

 ;D

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2015, 10:54:50 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2015, 08:11:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2015, 05:01:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2015, 03:20:35 PM
Progress at climate talks as world agrees cardboard to go out on a Tuesday night (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/02/progress-at-climate-talks-as-world-agrees-cardboard-to-go-out-on-a-tuesday-night/)

happy001

 ;D

 lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2015, 01:49:59 AM
Why the hell would you think that was a good idea, shoving your hand into a hole you've just been told holds loads of spiders and pulling them out...  eeek: eeek:

http://youtu.be/sV2xclOzTz8 (http://youtu.be/sV2xclOzTz8)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3350075/Enough-make-skin-crawl-Terrifying-moment-man-pulls-cluster-HUNDREDS-spiders-hole-rock.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3350075/Enough-make-skin-crawl-Terrifying-moment-man-pulls-cluster-HUNDREDS-spiders-hole-rock.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2015, 03:08:45 PM
£75 a week on Red Bull  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3354094/Insurance-worker-heart-attack-downing-EIGHT-energy-drinks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3354094/Insurance-worker-heart-attack-downing-EIGHT-energy-drinks.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2015, 06:59:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3355072/The-perfect-accessory-Christmas-party-Face-shocker-administers-electric-currents-wearer-SMILES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3355072/The-perfect-accessory-Christmas-party-Face-shocker-administers-electric-currents-wearer-SMILES.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2015, 10:30:53 PM
W.......T......F????? pt MCMXVII  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356575/Horrif-eye-ing-Instagram-account-features-pictures-people-putting-foreign-objects-padlocks-pins-EYEBALLS-110-000-followers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356575/Horrif-eye-ing-Instagram-account-features-pictures-people-putting-foreign-objects-padlocks-pins-EYEBALLS-110-000-followers.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2015, 10:33:20 PM
Words fail me  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2015, 07:50:51 AM
And to think there are cynics out there who believe that wrestling is fake  lol: lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/04/professional-wrestler-joey-ryan-finishes-off-his-opponent-using-only-his-penis-5545262/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/04/professional-wrestler-joey-ryan-finishes-off-his-opponent-using-only-his-penis-5545262/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2015, 08:27:03 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3356692/Fill-tax-returns-four-times-year.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3356692/Fill-tax-returns-four-times-year.html) cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 12, 2015, 09:40:34 AM
$kynews just now - Detectives say former Rangers footballer "somebody or other" was shot 18 times in what's described as "A VIOLENT ATTACK" .... no shit Sherlock  lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 12, 2015, 10:30:03 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 12, 2015, 08:27:03 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3356692/Fill-tax-returns-four-times-year.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3356692/Fill-tax-returns-four-times-year.html) cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Only if you're fiddling your taxself employed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2015, 10:30:57 AM
I AM cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 12, 2015, 10:32:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 12, 2015, 10:30:57 AM
I AM cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Yes of course you're fiddling your tax
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2015, 10:17:59 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/you-can-now-have-sex-with-your-ipad-72743/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/you-can-now-have-sex-with-your-ipad-72743/)  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2015, 11:00:41 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 13, 2015, 10:17:59 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/you-can-now-have-sex-with-your-ipad-72743/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/you-can-now-have-sex-with-your-ipad-72743/)  eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2015, 11:14:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 13, 2015, 11:00:41 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 13, 2015, 10:17:59 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/you-can-now-have-sex-with-your-ipad-72743/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/you-can-now-have-sex-with-your-ipad-72743/)  eeek:

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2015, 12:17:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2015, 11:14:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 13, 2015, 11:00:41 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 13, 2015, 10:17:59 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/you-can-now-have-sex-with-your-ipad-72743/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/you-can-now-have-sex-with-your-ipad-72743/)  eeek:

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2015, 01:45:09 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360730/Travel-company-launches-trips-Syria-s-WARZONE-named-Assad-Tour-Five-day-jaunts-line-begin-year.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360730/Travel-company-launches-trips-Syria-s-WARZONE-named-Assad-Tour-Five-day-jaunts-line-begin-year.html)

No insurance ....shocking... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2015, 04:22:52 PM
Think I've found another candidate for Darwin...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F12%2F15%2F09%2F2F6390C600000578-0-image-a-1_1450171106922.jpg&hash=37e7d6bb59fafc44587137b6953f92664c549cfd)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360578/Abs-olutely-terrifying-Fitness-fanatic-works-stomach-muscles-dangling-10-000-FEET-Brazilian-beach-feet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360578/Abs-olutely-terrifying-Fitness-fanatic-works-stomach-muscles-dangling-10-000-FEET-Brazilian-beach-feet.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2015, 06:46:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2015, 04:22:52 PM
Think I've found another candidate for Darwin...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F12%2F15%2F09%2F2F6390C600000578-0-image-a-1_1450171106922.jpg&hash=37e7d6bb59fafc44587137b6953f92664c549cfd)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360578/Abs-olutely-terrifying-Fitness-fanatic-works-stomach-muscles-dangling-10-000-FEET-Brazilian-beach-feet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360578/Abs-olutely-terrifying-Fitness-fanatic-works-stomach-muscles-dangling-10-000-FEET-Brazilian-beach-feet.html)
eeek: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2015, 08:32:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 15, 2015, 06:46:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2015, 04:22:52 PM
Think I've found another candidate for Darwin...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F12%2F15%2F09%2F2F6390C600000578-0-image-a-1_1450171106922.jpg&hash=37e7d6bb59fafc44587137b6953f92664c549cfd)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360578/Abs-olutely-terrifying-Fitness-fanatic-works-stomach-muscles-dangling-10-000-FEET-Brazilian-beach-feet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360578/Abs-olutely-terrifying-Fitness-fanatic-works-stomach-muscles-dangling-10-000-FEET-Brazilian-beach-feet.html)
eeek: noooo:

Fitness fanatic who obviously has a minimal sense of self preservation........

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

I think we may have just found a physio for Mr Leg...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2015, 02:00:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2015, 08:32:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 15, 2015, 06:46:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2015, 04:22:52 PM
Think I've found another candidate for Darwin...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F12%2F15%2F09%2F2F6390C600000578-0-image-a-1_1450171106922.jpg&hash=37e7d6bb59fafc44587137b6953f92664c549cfd)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360578/Abs-olutely-terrifying-Fitness-fanatic-works-stomach-muscles-dangling-10-000-FEET-Brazilian-beach-feet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360578/Abs-olutely-terrifying-Fitness-fanatic-works-stomach-muscles-dangling-10-000-FEET-Brazilian-beach-feet.html)
eeek: noooo:

Fitness fanatic who obviously has a minimal sense of self preservation........

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

I think we may have just found a physio for Mr Leg...  Thumbs:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360578/Abs-olutely-terrifying-Fitness-fanatic-works-stomach-muscles-dangling-10-000-FEET-Brazilian-beach-feet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360578/Abs-olutely-terrifying-Fitness-fanatic-works-stomach-muscles-dangling-10-000-FEET-Brazilian-beach-feet.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2015, 08:55:22 PM
Fire challenge: Emergency services warn parents over teenage viral craze after 11-year-old boy is badly burned setting himself alight (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fire-challenge-oliver-sharp-emergency-services-warn-parents-over-teenage-viral-craze-after-11-year-a6775511.html)


Quote
Oliver Sharp, an 11-year-old boy from north Lincolnshire, needed a skin graft on Tuesday after he was dared to set his T-shirt on fire. He put out the fire the first time, but the second time he became engulfed in flames.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*breathes*

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2015, 09:12:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2015, 08:55:22 PM
Fire challenge: Emergency services warn parents over teenage viral craze after 11-year-old boy is badly burned setting himself alight (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fire-challenge-oliver-sharp-emergency-services-warn-parents-over-teenage-viral-craze-after-11-year-a6775511.html)


Quote
Oliver Sharp, an 11-year-old boy from north Lincolnshire, needed a skin graft on Tuesday after he was dared to set his T-shirt on fire. He put out the fire the first time, but the second time he became engulfed in flames.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*breathes*

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2015, 09:37:24 PM
 eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3358181/Scarring-extreme-body-trend-Tattoo-artist-removes-layers-skin-scalpel-applies-ink-create-intricate-designs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3358181/Scarring-extreme-body-trend-Tattoo-artist-removes-layers-skin-scalpel-applies-ink-create-intricate-designs.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 16, 2015, 11:54:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2015, 09:37:24 PM
eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3358181/Scarring-extreme-body-trend-Tattoo-artist-removes-layers-skin-scalpel-applies-ink-create-intricate-designs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3358181/Scarring-extreme-body-trend-Tattoo-artist-removes-layers-skin-scalpel-applies-ink-create-intricate-designs.html)
eeek:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2015, 01:49:34 AM
BM NO!!  nonono: nonono:

http://youtu.be/lmD3rXUR1Tw (http://youtu.be/lmD3rXUR1Tw)

http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-connecticut-drones-idUKKBN0TS2YP20151209 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-connecticut-drones-idUKKBN0TS2YP20151209)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2015, 05:51:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2015, 01:49:34 AM
BM NO!!  nonono: nonono:

http://youtu.be/lmD3rXUR1Tw (http://youtu.be/lmD3rXUR1Tw)

http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-connecticut-drones-idUKKBN0TS2YP20151209 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-connecticut-drones-idUKKBN0TS2YP20151209)

Or pizza....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2015, 11:11:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2015, 05:51:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2015, 01:49:34 AM
BM NO!!  nonono: nonono:

http://youtu.be/lmD3rXUR1Tw (http://youtu.be/lmD3rXUR1Tw)

http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-connecticut-drones-idUKKBN0TS2YP20151209 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-connecticut-drones-idUKKBN0TS2YP20151209)

Or pizza....?  rubschin:
Or door to door salesmen?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2015, 12:41:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2015, 05:51:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2015, 01:49:34 AM
BM NO!!  nonono: nonono:

http://youtu.be/lmD3rXUR1Tw (http://youtu.be/lmD3rXUR1Tw)

http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-connecticut-drones-idUKKBN0TS2YP20151209 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-connecticut-drones-idUKKBN0TS2YP20151209)

Or pizza....?  rubschin:

Would be less burned than using your oven I suppose...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2015, 12:49:24 PM


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2015, 07:24:30 AM
52-Year-Old Transgender Man Becomes 6-Year-Old Girl (https://youtu.be/kjC3zBKgL3M)

What. The. Fuck????  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2015, 12:15:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 19, 2015, 07:24:30 AM
52-Year-Old Transgender Man Becomes 6-Year-Old Girl (https://youtu.be/kjC3zBKgL3M)

What. The. Fuck????  eeek:

Ahem....

Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2015, 10:33:20 PM
Words fail me  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2015, 12:28:17 PM
A ready prepared coffin you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363969/Earthquake-proof-bed-swallows-senses-ground-shaking-Mechanism-drops-mattress-sealed-box-supplies.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363969/Earthquake-proof-bed-swallows-senses-ground-shaking-Mechanism-drops-mattress-sealed-box-supplies.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2015, 12:39:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2015, 12:28:17 PM
A ready prepared coffin you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363969/Earthquake-proof-bed-swallows-senses-ground-shaking-Mechanism-drops-mattress-sealed-box-supplies.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363969/Earthquake-proof-bed-swallows-senses-ground-shaking-Mechanism-drops-mattress-sealed-box-supplies.html)

I saw that the other day.... not sure what happens if you are sleeping with an arm or leg hanging out of the side when it snaps shut???  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2015, 03:05:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2015, 12:39:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2015, 12:28:17 PM
A ready prepared coffin you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363969/Earthquake-proof-bed-swallows-senses-ground-shaking-Mechanism-drops-mattress-sealed-box-supplies.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363969/Earthquake-proof-bed-swallows-senses-ground-shaking-Mechanism-drops-mattress-sealed-box-supplies.html)

I saw that the other day.... not sure what happens if you are sleeping with an arm or leg hanging out of the side when it snaps shut???  eeek:

Or worse....... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2015, 03:20:28 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2015, 05:12:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 21, 2015, 03:05:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2015, 12:39:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2015, 12:28:17 PM
A ready prepared coffin you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363969/Earthquake-proof-bed-swallows-senses-ground-shaking-Mechanism-drops-mattress-sealed-box-supplies.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363969/Earthquake-proof-bed-swallows-senses-ground-shaking-Mechanism-drops-mattress-sealed-box-supplies.html)

I saw that the other day.... not sure what happens if you are sleeping with an arm or leg hanging out of the side when it snaps shut???  eeek:

Or worse....... eeek:

The high pitched screaming makes it easier for rescue teams to.find.them I suppose....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2015, 10:48:33 PM
I suppose that the next stage of this would be human testing.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363354/Are-SCROOGE-Researchers-pinpoint-generous-centre-brain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363354/Are-SCROOGE-Researchers-pinpoint-generous-centre-brain.html)

We could always dose Apey and see if he will buy the rounds...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2015, 05:47:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2015, 10:48:33 PM
I suppose that the next stage of this would be human testing.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363354/Are-SCROOGE-Researchers-pinpoint-generous-centre-brain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363354/Are-SCROOGE-Researchers-pinpoint-generous-centre-brain.html)

We could always dose Apey and see if he will buy the rounds...  eveilgrin:

The donate button...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2015, 06:21:21 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-21/reindeer-causes-havoc-on-streets-escapes-from-tesco/7045336 (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-21/reindeer-causes-havoc-on-streets-escapes-from-tesco/7045336) eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 22, 2015, 04:24:55 PM
Who in their right mind would look at a bottle of camel urine and think "That would go really well with some milk?"  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3370464/Saudi-authorities-close-shop-selling-traditional-camel-urine-drinks-discovering-owner-filling-bottles-bodily-waste.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3370464/Saudi-authorities-close-shop-selling-traditional-camel-urine-drinks-discovering-owner-filling-bottles-bodily-waste.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2015, 04:41:50 PM
If it's cheap Apey might try to resell it rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2015, 04:57:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2015, 04:41:50 PM
If it's cheap Apey might try to resell it rubschin:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 22, 2015, 07:57:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2015, 06:21:21 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-21/reindeer-causes-havoc-on-streets-escapes-from-tesco/7045336 (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-21/reindeer-causes-havoc-on-streets-escapes-from-tesco/7045336) eeek:
happy001

So some idiot in a car sounded his horn causing Reindeer mayhem in Nottingham.  Do you have an alibi?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2015, 08:04:10 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2015, 08:11:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 22, 2015, 07:57:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2015, 06:21:21 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-21/reindeer-causes-havoc-on-streets-escapes-from-tesco/7045336 (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-21/reindeer-causes-havoc-on-streets-escapes-from-tesco/7045336) eeek:
happy001

So some idiot in a car sounded his horn causing Reindeer mayhem in Nottingham.  Do you have an alibi?

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 25, 2015, 12:28:49 AM
Great Scott!!!  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3373459/Man-trying-travel-time-smashes-car-two-Florida-business.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3373459/Man-trying-travel-time-smashes-car-two-Florida-business.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2015, 12:46:05 AM
Didn't know whether to put this here or in Miss D's foods of ultimate wrongness sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3373972/Is-today-s-bizarre-Christmas-dinner-Roadkill-fan-tucks-dead-DOLPHIN-beach-festive-treat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3373972/Is-today-s-bizarre-Christmas-dinner-Roadkill-fan-tucks-dead-DOLPHIN-beach-festive-treat.html)

I did love the line

Quote
Mr Boyt will be spending Christmas with his wife, Su, and his 90-year-old mother-in-law, but said they will not be joining him with his dolphin dish.

He added: 'My wife is a vegetarian so she doesn't eat the dishes I cook and especially not ones with animals I've collected from the roadsides.

Wonder if she was a vegetarian before she met him...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2015, 03:44:05 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/man-killed-on-christmas-day-after-blowing-up-a-condom-machine-74540/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/man-killed-on-christmas-day-after-blowing-up-a-condom-machine-74540/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 28, 2015, 03:47:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2015, 03:44:05 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/man-killed-on-christmas-day-after-blowing-up-a-condom-machine-74540/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/man-killed-on-christmas-day-after-blowing-up-a-condom-machine-74540/)


 ;D ;D ;D

he should have worn protection........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2015, 11:42:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 28, 2015, 03:47:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2015, 03:44:05 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/man-killed-on-christmas-day-after-blowing-up-a-condom-machine-74540/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/man-killed-on-christmas-day-after-blowing-up-a-condom-machine-74540/)


 ;D ;D ;D

he should have worn protection........ noooo:

These up and coming criminals just haven't got the same style that they did back in the day....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2015, 12:58:24 PM
I'm bored just diving, I know I'll spin a shark on my hand...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378581/Fearless-diver-SPINS-one-ton-shark-palm-hand-just-inches-razor-sharp-teeth-stroking-predator-s-nose-relax-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378581/Fearless-diver-SPINS-one-ton-shark-palm-hand-just-inches-razor-sharp-teeth-stroking-predator-s-nose-relax-it.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2015, 12:59:40 PM
I know how he feels this week  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2015, 10:38:48 AM
Could this be the next Nick towers, the address could match what Nick shouts whenever he gubbs something up...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378711/Is-Britain-s-rudest-address-Homeowner-puts-bungalow-4-Kinnell-Street-sale-115-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378711/Is-Britain-s-rudest-address-Homeowner-puts-bungalow-4-Kinnell-Street-sale-115-000.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2015, 12:23:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2015, 10:38:48 AM
Could this be the next Nick towers, the address could match what Nick shouts whenever he gubbs something up...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378711/Is-Britain-s-rudest-address-Homeowner-puts-bungalow-4-Kinnell-Street-sale-115-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378711/Is-Britain-s-rudest-address-Homeowner-puts-bungalow-4-Kinnell-Street-sale-115-000.html)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on January 01, 2016, 06:30:14 PM
http://www.engadget.com/2015/12/31/give-your-fetus-a-concert-with-vaginal-sound-system-babypod/ (http://www.engadget.com/2015/12/31/give-your-fetus-a-concert-with-vaginal-sound-system-babypod/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2016, 06:33:18 PM
 :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 01, 2016, 06:35:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 01, 2016, 06:33:18 PM
:lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
:lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2016, 06:37:49 PM
Quote from: beerhead on January 01, 2016, 06:30:14 PM
http://www.engadget.com/2015/12/31/give-your-fetus-a-concert-with-vaginal-sound-system-babypod/ (http://www.engadget.com/2015/12/31/give-your-fetus-a-concert-with-vaginal-sound-system-babypod/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2016, 12:09:44 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3381010/Food-delivered-drones-driverless-cabs-cyber-PAs-organise-party-revolution-robotics-change-way-celebrate-New-Year-2025.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3381010/Food-delivered-drones-driverless-cabs-cyber-PAs-organise-party-revolution-robotics-change-way-celebrate-New-Year-2025.html)

BM gets a job .... Thumbs:   and protects his gates ....... Thumbs:


(don;t tell LL  whistle: ).........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2016, 06:54:31 PM
Look like George Clooney? Seriously? I hate to break it to you but even Nick or Baldymort would have more of a chance of being a lookalike.   happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2016, 07:03:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2016, 06:54:31 PM
Look like George Clooney? Seriously? I hate to break it to you but even Nick or Baldymort would have more of a chance of being a lookalike.   happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2016, 08:19:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 03, 2016, 07:03:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2016, 06:54:31 PM
Look like George Clooney? Seriously? I hate to break it to you but even Nick or Baldymort would have more of a chance of being a lookalike.   happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html)

 evil:

Bm is a Lembit looky-like....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2016, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2016, 08:19:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 03, 2016, 07:03:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2016, 06:54:31 PM
Look like George Clooney? Seriously? I hate to break it to you but even Nick or Baldymort would have more of a chance of being a lookalike.   happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html)

 evil:

Bm is a Lembit looky-like....... rubschin:

Oh do fuck off!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2016, 08:42:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 03, 2016, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2016, 08:19:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 03, 2016, 07:03:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2016, 06:54:31 PM
Look like George Clooney? Seriously? I hate to break it to you but even Nick or Baldymort would have more of a chance of being a lookalike.   happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html)

 evil:

Bm is a Lembit looky-like....... rubschin:

Oh do fuck off!  cussing:

Don't be cheeky........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2016, 08:44:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2016, 08:42:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 03, 2016, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2016, 08:19:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 03, 2016, 07:03:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2016, 06:54:31 PM
Look like George Clooney? Seriously? I hate to break it to you but even Nick or Baldymort would have more of a chance of being a lookalike.   happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html)

 evil:

Bm is a Lembit looky-like....... rubschin:

Oh do fuck off!  cussing:

Don't be cheeky........ noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 03, 2016, 11:17:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 03, 2016, 08:44:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2016, 08:42:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 03, 2016, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2016, 08:19:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 03, 2016, 07:03:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2016, 06:54:31 PM
Look like George Clooney? Seriously? I hate to break it to you but even Nick or Baldymort would have more of a chance of being a lookalike.   happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382718/Ex-MP-Lembit-Opik-wants-look-like-Clooney-cosmetic-surgery.html)

 evil:

Bm is a Lembit looky-like....... rubschin:

Oh do fuck off!  cussing:

Don't be cheeky........ noooo:

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2016, 05:35:24 PM
http://wundergroundmusic.com/hipster-suffers-allergic-reaction-after-eating-pork-that-wasnt-pulled/ (http://wundergroundmusic.com/hipster-suffers-allergic-reaction-after-eating-pork-that-wasnt-pulled/)


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2016, 05:36:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 07, 2016, 05:35:24 PM
http://wundergroundmusic.com/hipster-suffers-allergic-reaction-after-eating-pork-that-wasnt-pulled/ (http://wundergroundmusic.com/hipster-suffers-allergic-reaction-after-eating-pork-that-wasnt-pulled/)


 ;D ;D ;D


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2016, 09:27:36 PM
If Nick advertised stab proof vests...  noooo:

Just an observation, not being an expert in these things, but surely if you are designing a vest to protect someone against getting stabbed you make sure that the entire back section has protective material?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3387227/Israeli-reporter-stabbed-demonstrating-protective-vest.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3387227/Israeli-reporter-stabbed-demonstrating-protective-vest.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2016, 09:33:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2016, 09:27:36 PM
If Nick advertised stab proof vests...  noooo:

Just an observation, not being an expert in these things, but surely if you are designing a vest to protect someone against getting stabbed you make sure that the entire back section has protective material?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3387227/Israeli-reporter-stabbed-demonstrating-protective-vest.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3387227/Israeli-reporter-stabbed-demonstrating-protective-vest.html)

See also Turkish life jackets....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2016, 10:11:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 07, 2016, 09:33:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2016, 09:27:36 PM
If Nick advertised stab proof vests...  noooo:

Just an observation, not being an expert in these things, but surely if you are designing a vest to protect someone against getting stabbed you make sure that the entire back section has protective material?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3387227/Israeli-reporter-stabbed-demonstrating-protective-vest.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3387227/Israeli-reporter-stabbed-demonstrating-protective-vest.html)

See also Turkish life jackets....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2016, 10:28:21 PM
So which current/ex cabinet minister would make a good Bond villain?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3390211/Did-minister-try-cameo-role-Spectre-Whitehall-emails-reveal-senior-official-told-film-makers-m-available-need-Bond-villains-live-reputation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3390211/Did-minister-try-cameo-role-Spectre-Whitehall-emails-reveal-senior-official-told-film-makers-m-available-need-Bond-villains-live-reputation.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2016, 01:11:46 AM
Why can't we have judges like this  lol:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-ohio-judge-poetry-idUKKBN0UM2FE20160108 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-ohio-judge-poetry-idUKKBN0UM2FE20160108)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2016, 08:30:17 AM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/22/monkey-selfies-copyright-lawsuit-peta (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/22/monkey-selfies-copyright-lawsuit-peta)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2016, 08:39:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 09, 2016, 08:30:17 AM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/22/monkey-selfies-copyright-lawsuit-peta (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/22/monkey-selfies-copyright-lawsuit-peta)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2016, 04:44:49 AM
Nothing like trying to terrify the locals  lol:

http://www.westbriton.co.uk/happen-North-Korea-dropped-H-bomb-Truro/story-28480042-detail/story.html (http://www.westbriton.co.uk/happen-North-Korea-dropped-H-bomb-Truro/story-28480042-detail/story.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2016, 04:50:18 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3392088/GCSE-pupils-taught-nation-s-earliest-inhabitants-Africans-Britain-English.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3392088/GCSE-pupils-taught-nation-s-earliest-inhabitants-Africans-Britain-English.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2016, 08:47:00 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35289355?ocid=socialflow_facebook (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35289355?ocid=socialflow_facebook) noooo: noooo: noooo: whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2016, 09:12:34 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2016, 08:47:00 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35289355?ocid=socialflow_facebook (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35289355?ocid=socialflow_facebook) noooo: noooo: noooo: whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 12, 2016, 10:17:29 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2016, 08:47:00 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35289355?ocid=socialflow_facebook (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35289355?ocid=socialflow_facebook) noooo: noooo: noooo: whistle:

Best quote about that was that Mr Murdoch said he " was excited about their future "  lol: lol: lol:

Not too much I hope that could be quite risky for him  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2016, 10:18:34 AM
I wonder what drew her to the elderly, ugly, bald billionaire rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2016, 11:41:49 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2016, 10:18:34 AM
I wonder what drew Miss I to the elderly, ugly, bald billionaire rubschin:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 12, 2016, 01:44:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2016, 10:18:34 AM
I wonder what drew her to the elderly, ugly, bald billionaire rubschin:

She sticks to a type  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on January 12, 2016, 01:54:12 PM
https://www.facebook.com/KissAGingerDay/ (https://www.facebook.com/KissAGingerDay/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 12, 2016, 08:14:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 12, 2016, 01:44:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2016, 10:18:34 AM
I wonder what drew her to the elderly, ugly, bald billionaire rubschin:

She sticks to a type  lol:

Well suited to the newspaper world. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2016, 08:16:41 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 12, 2016, 08:14:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 12, 2016, 01:44:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2016, 10:18:34 AM
I wonder what drew her to the elderly, ugly, bald billionaire rubschin:

She sticks to a type  lol:

Well suited to the newspaper world. :thumbsup:


 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2016, 10:30:42 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 12, 2016, 01:44:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2016, 10:18:34 AM
I wonder what drew her to the elderly, ugly, bald billionaire rubschin:

She sticks to a type  lol:

Starts with a Rolling Stone...........




ends up with a fossil..................... noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2016, 07:13:40 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 12, 2016, 10:30:42 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 12, 2016, 01:44:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2016, 10:18:34 AM
I wonder what drew her to the elderly, ugly, bald billionaire rubschin:

She sticks to a type  lol:

Starts with a Rolling Stone...........




ends up with a fossil..................... noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2016, 03:02:41 PM
So many comments...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3399285/Is-gun-pocket-Excruciating-video-shows-policeman-mistaking-man-s-penis-deadly-weapon-body-search.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3399285/Is-gun-pocket-Excruciating-video-shows-policeman-mistaking-man-s-penis-deadly-weapon-body-search.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2016, 05:23:20 PM
Good news for BM, someone out there is a worse dancer than he is...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3399196/Embarrassing-dad-dancer-tripped-feet-cracked-head-passed-out.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3399196/Embarrassing-dad-dancer-tripped-feet-cracked-head-passed-out.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2016, 06:01:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2016, 05:23:20 PM
Good news for BM, someone out there is a worse dancer than he is...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3399196/Embarrassing-dad-dancer-tripped-feet-cracked-head-passed-out.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3399196/Embarrassing-dad-dancer-tripped-feet-cracked-head-passed-out.html)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2016, 10:18:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2016, 03:02:41 PM
So many comments...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3399285/Is-gun-pocket-Excruciating-video-shows-policeman-mistaking-man-s-penis-deadly-weapon-body-search.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3399285/Is-gun-pocket-Excruciating-video-shows-policeman-mistaking-man-s-penis-deadly-weapon-body-search.html)
noooo:   quietly crosses USA off the next holiday list
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2016, 12:59:34 PM
Shouldn't be handled? No, really? If I suddenly found a black mamba in my house the last thing I'd be thinking of is picking the bloody thing up, I'd be too busy getting the hell out of there.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400798/Deadly-Black-Mamba-snake-loose-London.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400798/Deadly-Black-Mamba-snake-loose-London.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2016, 01:40:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2016, 12:59:34 PM
Shouldn't be handled? No, really? If I suddenly found a black mamba in my house the last thing I'd be thinking of is picking the bloody thing up, I'd be too busy getting the hell out of there.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400798/Deadly-Black-Mamba-snake-loose-London.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400798/Deadly-Black-Mamba-snake-loose-London.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2016, 08:00:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2016, 12:59:34 PM
Shouldn't be handled? No, really? If I suddenly found a black mamba in my house the last thing I'd be thinking of is picking the bloody thing up, I'd be too busy getting the hell out of there.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400798/Deadly-Black-Mamba-snake-loose-London.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400798/Deadly-Black-Mamba-snake-loose-London.html)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400798/Deadly-Black-Mamba-snake-loose-London.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400798/Deadly-Black-Mamba-snake-loose-London.html)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2016, 08:07:31 PM
Darwin?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3401448/Heroic-farmer-chased-armed-robbers-stormed-post-office-COMBINE-HARVESTER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3401448/Heroic-farmer-chased-armed-robbers-stormed-post-office-COMBINE-HARVESTER.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2016, 08:21:04 PM
Shurely not

That would have been Heroic farmer gets his man to chase armed robbers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2016, 08:22:24 PM
Depends on whether or not Darwin would have seen it as an alternative to fox hunting  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2016, 07:11:05 AM
Oil barrel costs more than barrel of oil shocker! (http://www.amazon.com/SKOLNIK-Carbon-Steel-Tight-gallons/dp/B006P5RPOI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1452927768&sr=8-1&keywords=oil+barrel)  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2016, 04:18:06 AM
An easy one for 'too many jokes' Apey  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3404155/Help-ve-lost-keys-chastity-belt-Italian-woman-call-fire-brigade-free-herself.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3404155/Help-ve-lost-keys-chastity-belt-Italian-woman-call-fire-brigade-free-herself.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2016, 12:58:04 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/man-will-lose-hisa-license-if-hes-caught-driving-without-a-colander-on-his-head-77076/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/man-will-lose-hisa-license-if-hes-caught-driving-without-a-colander-on-his-head-77076/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2016, 01:04:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 18, 2016, 12:58:04 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/man-will-lose-hisa-license-if-hes-caught-driving-without-a-colander-on-his-head-77076/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/man-will-lose-hisa-license-if-hes-caught-driving-without-a-colander-on-his-head-77076/)

Try it with the bucket you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2016, 03:47:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 18, 2016, 12:58:04 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/man-will-lose-hisa-license-if-hes-caught-driving-without-a-colander-on-his-head-77076/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/man-will-lose-hisa-license-if-hes-caught-driving-without-a-colander-on-his-head-77076/)

Didn't even have to look at the article to know he was a Pastafarian  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2016, 11:10:51 PM
May have to practice this...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3405038/Hope-got-tip-Watch-barman-amaze-punters-mixing-FOURTEEN-J-gerbombs-impressive-stunt.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3405038/Hope-got-tip-Watch-barman-amaze-punters-mixing-FOURTEEN-J-gerbombs-impressive-stunt.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2016, 06:14:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2016, 11:10:51 PM
May have to practice this...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3405038/Hope-got-tip-Watch-barman-amaze-punters-mixing-FOURTEEN-J-gerbombs-impressive-stunt.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3405038/Hope-got-tip-Watch-barman-amaze-punters-mixing-FOURTEEN-J-gerbombs-impressive-stunt.html)

Excellent!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2016, 06:36:19 AM
So how many glasses are you and Apey going to break trying to do it yourselves after a few drinks...  rubschin:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2016, 06:40:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2016, 06:36:19 AM
So how many glasses are you and Apey going to break trying to do it yourselves after a few drinks...  rubschin:

After Misty's last visit I don't think we have 14 left to practice on... She broke an unbreakable plastic wine glass FFS!  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2016, 08:44:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2016, 06:40:52 AM
She broke an unbreakable plastic wine glass

These Northern lasses do have loud voices.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Ftweet_video_thumb%2FCCeosEAUEAAKlv4.png&hash=106e8dd6052ea601fc644322e3f7001c132b7f1f)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2016, 12:24:57 PM
Robosmugger?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3389082/Cheers-Meet-Drinky-shot-downing-robot-designed-DRUNK-owner.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3389082/Cheers-Meet-Drinky-shot-downing-robot-designed-DRUNK-owner.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2016, 12:35:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2016, 12:24:57 PM
Robosmugger?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3389082/Cheers-Meet-Drinky-shot-downing-robot-designed-DRUNK-owner.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3389082/Cheers-Meet-Drinky-shot-downing-robot-designed-DRUNK-owner.html)

Misty!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on January 19, 2016, 06:22:43 PM
Why mutton flaps are killing Tonga.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2016, 07:34:37 PM
Quote from: beerhead on January 19, 2016, 06:22:43 PM
Why mutton flaps are killing Tonga.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493)

I thought it was fizzy drinks wot caused it like...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2016, 07:35:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2016, 06:40:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2016, 06:36:19 AM
So how many glasses are you and Apey going to break trying to do it yourselves after a few drinks...  rubschin:

After Misty's last visit I don't think we have 14 left to practice on... She broke an unbreakable plastic wine glass FFS!  Banghead

She blames you....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2016, 07:36:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2016, 07:34:37 PM
Quote from: beerhead on January 19, 2016, 06:22:43 PM
Why mutton flaps are killing Tonga.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493)

I thought it was fizzy drinks wot caused it like...? ::)

We should alert the gubbernment. I want to see lots of Ministers on TV being angry about mutton flaps  razz: razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2016, 07:37:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 19, 2016, 07:35:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2016, 06:40:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2016, 06:36:19 AM
So how many glasses are you and Apey going to break trying to do it yourselves after a few drinks...  rubschin:

After Misty's last visit I don't think we have 14 left to practice on... She broke an unbreakable plastic wine glass FFS!  Banghead

She blames you....... rubschin:

Do what now? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2016, 07:37:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 19, 2016, 07:36:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2016, 07:34:37 PM
Quote from: beerhead on January 19, 2016, 06:22:43 PM
Why mutton flaps are killing Tonga.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493)

I thought it was fizzy drinks wot caused it like...? ::)

We should alert the gubbernment. I want to see lots of Ministers on TV being angry about mutton flaps  razz: razz:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2016, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: beerhead on January 19, 2016, 06:22:43 PM
Why mutton flaps are killing Tonga.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493)

Oh, is that what mutton flaps are.   redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2016, 08:28:35 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2016, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: beerhead on January 19, 2016, 06:22:43 PM
Why mutton flaps are killing Tonga.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493)

Oh, is that what mutton flaps are.   redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2016, 08:55:34 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2016, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: beerhead on January 19, 2016, 06:22:43 PM
Why mutton flaps are killing Tonga.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35346493)

Oh, is that what mutton flaps are.   redface:

Glad you said that.... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2016, 04:45:14 AM
http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-oregon-militia-idUKKCN0US31420160115 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-oregon-militia-idUKKCN0US31420160115)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2016, 05:12:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2016, 04:45:14 AM
http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-oregon-militia-idUKKCN0US31420160115 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-oregon-militia-idUKKCN0US31420160115)

 happy001

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2016, 05:18:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2016, 05:12:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2016, 04:45:14 AM
http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-oregon-militia-idUKKCN0US31420160115 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-oregon-militia-idUKKCN0US31420160115)

 happy001

 ;D

Perhaps we should get Nick to order some supplies for them.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2016, 05:27:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2016, 05:18:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2016, 05:12:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2016, 04:45:14 AM
http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-oregon-militia-idUKKCN0US31420160115 (http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-oregon-militia-idUKKCN0US31420160115)

 happy001

 ;D

Perhaps we should get Nick to order some supplies for them.....  rubschin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2016, 07:33:58 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35354061 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35354061)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2016, 03:54:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2016, 07:33:58 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35354061 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35354061)

Bollox - I was just gonna post that....  cussing:

Your link is hardly a fantastic headline tho - unlike mine....  whistle:

I live in a 'terrorist house': police speak to Muslim boy, 10, over spelling error (http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/20/i-live-in-a-terrorist-house-police-speak-to-muslim-boy-10-over-spelling-error)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2016, 06:06:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2016, 03:54:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2016, 07:33:58 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35354061 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35354061)

Bollox - I was just gonna post that....  cussing:

Your link is hardly a fantastic headline tho - unlike mine....  whistle:

I live in a 'terrorist house': police speak to Muslim boy, 10, over spelling error (http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/20/i-live-in-a-terrorist-house-police-speak-to-muslim-boy-10-over-spelling-error)

happy001


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2016, 10:11:57 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/pigs-head-tied-to-muslim-school-gate-sparks-police-hate-crime-probe-a6825931.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/pigs-head-tied-to-muslim-school-gate-sparks-police-hate-crime-probe-a6825931.html)

Quote
A severed pig's head was tied to the gates of an Islamic school
::)

Why describe it as a 'severed pig's head'?
If the head hadn't been severed then the headline would be:

"A pig was tied to the gates...."

Of course if it had said 'a pig's severed head'.......

Our editorial standards are doomed.  noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2016, 10:18:07 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2016, 10:11:57 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/pigs-head-tied-to-muslim-school-gate-sparks-police-hate-crime-probe-a6825931.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/pigs-head-tied-to-muslim-school-gate-sparks-police-hate-crime-probe-a6825931.html)

Quote
A severed pig's head was tied to the gates of an Islamic school
::)

Why describe it as a 'severed pig's head'?
If the head hadn't been severed then the headline would be:

"A pig was tied to the gates...."

Of course if it had said 'a pig's severed head'.......

Our editorial standards are doomed.  noooo:

Nick needs a job...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2016, 10:56:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2016, 10:11:57 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/pigs-head-tied-to-muslim-school-gate-sparks-police-hate-crime-probe-a6825931.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/pigs-head-tied-to-muslim-school-gate-sparks-police-hate-crime-probe-a6825931.html)

Quote
A severed pig's head was tied to the gates of an Islamic school
::)

Why describe it as a 'severed pig's head'?
If the head hadn't been severed then the headline would be:

"A pig was tied to the gates...."

Of course if it had said 'a pig's severed head'.......

Our editorial standards are doomed.  noooo:

Indeed.  They probably thought the piggly doings was a terraced plot
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2016, 10:59:23 PM
Is that like half a dead mouse? redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2016, 07:26:48 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 21, 2016, 10:59:23 PM
Is that like half a dead mouse? redface:
Very similar.  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2016, 11:25:42 AM
Corbyn the musical?  eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/636703/Jeremy-Corbyn-Diane-Abbott-affair-1970s-Labour-east-Germany-motorcycle-musical (http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/636703/Jeremy-Corbyn-Diane-Abbott-affair-1970s-Labour-east-Germany-motorcycle-musical)

I'm sure we could come up with a couple of songs for it...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on January 24, 2016, 01:53:22 AM
http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Drive-yoghurt-attack-crochet-teacher-s/story-28590287-detail/story.html (http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Drive-yoghurt-attack-crochet-teacher-s/story-28590287-detail/story.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2016, 11:29:31 AM
Quote from: beerhead on January 24, 2016, 01:53:22 AM
http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Drive-yoghurt-attack-crochet-teacher-s/story-28590287-detail/story.html (http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Drive-yoghurt-attack-crochet-teacher-s/story-28590287-detail/story.html)
Does TMR have an alibi?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2016, 01:34:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 24, 2016, 11:29:31 AM
Quote from: beerhead on January 24, 2016, 01:53:22 AM
http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Drive-yoghurt-attack-crochet-teacher-s/story-28590287-detail/story.html (http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Drive-yoghurt-attack-crochet-teacher-s/story-28590287-detail/story.html)
Does TMR have an alibi?

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2016, 02:33:07 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/dog-goes-out-to-pee-accidentally-runs-half-marathon-finishes-7th-78016/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/dog-goes-out-to-pee-accidentally-runs-half-marathon-finishes-7th-78016/) razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2016, 02:39:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2016, 02:33:07 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/dog-goes-out-to-pee-accidentally-runs-half-marathon-finishes-7th-78016/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/01/dog-goes-out-to-pee-accidentally-runs-half-marathon-finishes-7th-78016/) razz:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2016, 02:53:55 PM
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam.....  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3415439/Meet-Reginald-AI-assistant-replies-unwanted-emails-auto-generated-insults-torrents-abuse.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3415439/Meet-Reginald-AI-assistant-replies-unwanted-emails-auto-generated-insults-torrents-abuse.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2016, 03:03:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2016, 02:53:55 PM
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam.....  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3415439/Meet-Reginald-AI-assistant-replies-unwanted-emails-auto-generated-insults-torrents-abuse.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3415439/Meet-Reginald-AI-assistant-replies-unwanted-emails-auto-generated-insults-torrents-abuse.html)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2016, 03:09:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2016, 03:03:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2016, 02:53:55 PM
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam.....  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3415439/Meet-Reginald-AI-assistant-replies-unwanted-emails-auto-generated-insults-torrents-abuse.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3415439/Meet-Reginald-AI-assistant-replies-unwanted-emails-auto-generated-insults-torrents-abuse.html)

 eveilgrin:

I can see me setting up a quick email addy just to see what the response is like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2016, 03:28:23 AM
Dead man's hand?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418229/Now-S-poker-face-Dead-gambler-embalmed-propped-table-final-game-cards-family-friends.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418229/Now-S-poker-face-Dead-gambler-embalmed-propped-table-final-game-cards-family-friends.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2016, 06:14:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2016, 03:28:23 AM
Dead man's hand?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418229/Now-S-poker-face-Dead-gambler-embalmed-propped-table-final-game-cards-family-friends.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418229/Now-S-poker-face-Dead-gambler-embalmed-propped-table-final-game-cards-family-friends.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2016, 12:29:22 PM
Get him a straitjacket and make it snappy...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418853/At-Everglades-Outpost-Homestead-Florida-man-runs-Outdoor-Adventure-YouTube-channel-uses-lilo-swim-alligators.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418853/At-Everglades-Outpost-Homestead-Florida-man-runs-Outdoor-Adventure-YouTube-channel-uses-lilo-swim-alligators.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2016, 06:24:54 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fpz2vtdmate1%2Ftractor.jpg&hash=6045e1f5aab7322b7015fb097f76e9cc3f35cde7) (http://postimg.org/image/pz2vtdmate1/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2016, 09:37:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 27, 2016, 06:24:54 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fpz2vtdmate1%2Ftractor.jpg&hash=6045e1f5aab7322b7015fb097f76e9cc3f35cde7) (http://postimg.org/image/pz2vtdmate1/)

 whatimage:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2016, 09:59:53 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2F9fnt5hdhn%2Ftractor.jpg&hash=5078c43b12f33c6f069f5b16f7792731fc193b37) (http://postimg.org/image/9fnt5hdhn/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2016, 06:24:27 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 27, 2016, 09:59:53 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2F9fnt5hdhn%2Ftractor.jpg&hash=5078c43b12f33c6f069f5b16f7792731fc193b37) (http://postimg.org/image/9fnt5hdhn/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2016, 07:43:04 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3416254/Rapper-B-o-B-insists-world-flat-shares-proof-Twitter-cosmologist-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-tweets-s-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3416254/Rapper-B-o-B-insists-world-flat-shares-proof-Twitter-cosmologist-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-tweets-s-wrong.html)

Bugger off Bollockbrain?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2016, 07:57:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2016, 07:43:04 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3416254/Rapper-B-o-B-insists-world-flat-shares-proof-Twitter-cosmologist-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-tweets-s-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3416254/Rapper-B-o-B-insists-world-flat-shares-proof-Twitter-cosmologist-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-tweets-s-wrong.html)

Bugger off Bollockbrain?  rubschin:

Drugs...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2016, 07:58:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2016, 07:57:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2016, 07:43:04 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3416254/Rapper-B-o-B-insists-world-flat-shares-proof-Twitter-cosmologist-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-tweets-s-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3416254/Rapper-B-o-B-insists-world-flat-shares-proof-Twitter-cosmologist-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-tweets-s-wrong.html)

Bugger off Bollockbrain?  rubschin:

Drugs...  noooo:

Too many or not enough?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2016, 07:59:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2016, 07:58:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2016, 07:57:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2016, 07:43:04 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3416254/Rapper-B-o-B-insists-world-flat-shares-proof-Twitter-cosmologist-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-tweets-s-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3416254/Rapper-B-o-B-insists-world-flat-shares-proof-Twitter-cosmologist-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-tweets-s-wrong.html)

Bugger off Bollockbrain?  rubschin:

Drugs...  noooo:

Too many or not enough?  rubschin:

Not enough of the sort I'd have in mind for him....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 28, 2016, 09:48:25 AM
What a time to be alive  :thumbsup:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2016, 10:46:02 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 28, 2016, 09:48:25 AM
What a time to be alive  :thumbsup:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html)
Darwinism works in mysterious ways
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2016, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 28, 2016, 09:48:25 AM
What a time to be alive  :thumbsup:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2016, 12:05:06 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 28, 2016, 09:48:25 AM
What a time to be alive  :thumbsup:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html)

He would have been pulled in by the Peelers over here.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2016, 12:08:11 PM
Or just pulled?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2016, 09:01:04 PM
He showed them to impress?  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3424061/Jeremy-Corbyn-showed-naked-Diane-Abbott-pictures-impress-Left-wing-activist-friends-breakdown-marriage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3424061/Jeremy-Corbyn-showed-naked-Diane-Abbott-pictures-impress-Left-wing-activist-friends-breakdown-marriage.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2016, 01:18:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2016, 09:01:04 PM
He showed them to impress?  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3424061/Jeremy-Corbyn-showed-naked-Diane-Abbott-pictures-impress-Left-wing-activist-friends-breakdown-marriage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3424061/Jeremy-Corbyn-showed-naked-Diane-Abbott-pictures-impress-Left-wing-activist-friends-breakdown-marriage.html)

 :sick016:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2016, 02:23:44 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/28/man-tries-to-help-woman-trapped-in-a-car-boot-finds-couple-having-sex-instead-5649850/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/28/man-tries-to-help-woman-trapped-in-a-car-boot-finds-couple-having-sex-instead-5649850/)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2016, 02:36:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2016, 02:23:44 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/28/man-tries-to-help-woman-trapped-in-a-car-boot-finds-couple-having-sex-instead-5649850/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/28/man-tries-to-help-woman-trapped-in-a-car-boot-finds-couple-having-sex-instead-5649850/)

 happy001

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2016, 02:53:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2016, 02:36:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2016, 02:23:44 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/28/man-tries-to-help-woman-trapped-in-a-car-boot-finds-couple-having-sex-instead-5649850/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/28/man-tries-to-help-woman-trapped-in-a-car-boot-finds-couple-having-sex-instead-5649850/)

 happy001

 ;D

It's the kind of story I'd expect to hear from Nick if he had a dog  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2016, 03:09:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2016, 02:53:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2016, 02:36:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2016, 02:23:44 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/28/man-tries-to-help-woman-trapped-in-a-car-boot-finds-couple-having-sex-instead-5649850/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/28/man-tries-to-help-woman-trapped-in-a-car-boot-finds-couple-having-sex-instead-5649850/)

 happy001

 ;D

It's the kind of story I'd expect to hear from Nick if he had a dog  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2016, 12:53:32 AM
happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2016, 08:22:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2016, 02:53:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2016, 02:36:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2016, 02:23:44 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/28/man-tries-to-help-woman-trapped-in-a-car-boot-finds-couple-having-sex-instead-5649850/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/28/man-tries-to-help-woman-trapped-in-a-car-boot-finds-couple-having-sex-instead-5649850/)

 happy001

 ;D

It's the kind of story I'd expect to hear from Nick if he had a dog  lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 09:00:56 AM
A supermarket where everything is 25p? Sounds like Apey will have a new hero...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427353/Now-Jet-s-easyFood-s-25p-Airline-founder-opens-mega-discount-store-takes-aim-Aldi-Lidl.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427353/Now-Jet-s-easyFood-s-25p-Airline-founder-opens-mega-discount-store-takes-aim-Aldi-Lidl.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2016, 09:29:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 09:00:56 AM
A supermarket where everything is 25p? Sounds like Apey will have a new hero...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427353/Now-Jet-s-easyFood-s-25p-Airline-founder-opens-mega-discount-store-takes-aim-Aldi-Lidl.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427353/Now-Jet-s-easyFood-s-25p-Airline-founder-opens-mega-discount-store-takes-aim-Aldi-Lidl.html)

 Thumbs: cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 10:18:14 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 02, 2016, 09:29:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 09:00:56 AM
A supermarket where everything is 25p? Sounds like Apey will have a new hero...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427353/Now-Jet-s-easyFood-s-25p-Airline-founder-opens-mega-discount-store-takes-aim-Aldi-Lidl.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427353/Now-Jet-s-easyFood-s-25p-Airline-founder-opens-mega-discount-store-takes-aim-Aldi-Lidl.html)

 Thumbs: cloud9:

I'm surprised you hadn't already heard about it given this part of the article..

Quote
‘Given my experience in distributing food for free in Greece and Cyprus, this is a more commercial attempt to sell basic food for 25p per item to those less well-off in the Park Royal area.’

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 10:34:04 AM
Sounds like the fast food version of Mr Stew...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/30/this-kind-hearted-man-kept-a-big-mac-as-a-pet-for-two-months-and-it-was-glorious-5652664/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/30/this-kind-hearted-man-kept-a-big-mac-as-a-pet-for-two-months-and-it-was-glorious-5652664/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2016, 10:47:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 10:34:04 AM
Sounds like the fast food version of Mr Stew...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/30/this-kind-hearted-man-kept-a-big-mac-as-a-pet-for-two-months-and-it-was-glorious-5652664/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/30/this-kind-hearted-man-kept-a-big-mac-as-a-pet-for-two-months-and-it-was-glorious-5652664/)
noooo:

That Metro paper's not worth half what we pay for it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 06:52:18 PM
Why the hell would anyone want to cram 138 pencils into their mouth?  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F02%2F02%2F10%2F30CE873900000578-3427919-image-a-20_1454409975940.jpg&hash=bf64d9ea57b9504fced9e3d7b228b51fd7c46f0f)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427919/Now-S-jaw-dropping-world-record-attempt-Nepalese-teenager-crams-staggering-138-pencils-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427919/Now-S-jaw-dropping-world-record-attempt-Nepalese-teenager-crams-staggering-138-pencils-mouth.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2016, 07:32:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 06:52:18 PM
Why the hell would anyone want to cram 138 pencils into their mouth?  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F02%2F02%2F10%2F30CE873900000578-3427919-image-a-20_1454409975940.jpg&hash=bf64d9ea57b9504fced9e3d7b228b51fd7c46f0f)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427919/Now-S-jaw-dropping-world-record-attempt-Nepalese-teenager-crams-staggering-138-pencils-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427919/Now-S-jaw-dropping-world-record-attempt-Nepalese-teenager-crams-staggering-138-pencils-mouth.html)

Because crayons would melt... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 07:41:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 02, 2016, 07:32:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 06:52:18 PM
Why the hell would anyone want to cram 138 pencils into their mouth?  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F02%2F02%2F10%2F30CE873900000578-3427919-image-a-20_1454409975940.jpg&hash=bf64d9ea57b9504fced9e3d7b228b51fd7c46f0f)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427919/Now-S-jaw-dropping-world-record-attempt-Nepalese-teenager-crams-staggering-138-pencils-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427919/Now-S-jaw-dropping-world-record-attempt-Nepalese-teenager-crams-staggering-138-pencils-mouth.html)

Because crayons would melt... ::)

Is that the voice of experience talking BM?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2016, 07:48:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 07:41:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 02, 2016, 07:32:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 06:52:18 PM
Why the hell would anyone want to cram 138 pencils into their mouth?  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F02%2F02%2F10%2F30CE873900000578-3427919-image-a-20_1454409975940.jpg&hash=bf64d9ea57b9504fced9e3d7b228b51fd7c46f0f)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427919/Now-S-jaw-dropping-world-record-attempt-Nepalese-teenager-crams-staggering-138-pencils-mouth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3427919/Now-S-jaw-dropping-world-record-attempt-Nepalese-teenager-crams-staggering-138-pencils-mouth.html)

Because crayons would melt... ::)

Is that the voice of experience talking BM?  rubschin:

Nick told me....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2016, 08:43:40 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2016, 05:47:19 AM
Plymouth, says it all really. That place always struck me as the inspiration for Royston Vasey  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3428796/Too-Fat-Work-benefits-scrounger-failed-Jeremy-Kyle-lie-detector-cheated-wife-transgender-taxi-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3428796/Too-Fat-Work-benefits-scrounger-failed-Jeremy-Kyle-lie-detector-cheated-wife-transgender-taxi-driver.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2016, 06:45:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2016, 05:47:19 AM
Plymouth, says it all really. That place always struck me as the inspiration for Royston Vasey  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3428796/Too-Fat-Work-benefits-scrounger-failed-Jeremy-Kyle-lie-detector-cheated-wife-transgender-taxi-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3428796/Too-Fat-Work-benefits-scrounger-failed-Jeremy-Kyle-lie-detector-cheated-wife-transgender-taxi-driver.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2016, 02:59:23 PM
 Shocked:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/640757/weight-lift-vagina-kung-fu-expert-coconuts-best-sex-Kim-Anami (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/640757/weight-lift-vagina-kung-fu-expert-coconuts-best-sex-Kim-Anami)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2016, 03:03:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2016, 02:59:23 PM
Shocked:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/640757/weight-lift-vagina-kung-fu-expert-coconuts-best-sex-Kim-Anami (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/640757/weight-lift-vagina-kung-fu-expert-coconuts-best-sex-Kim-Anami)

 eeek:   and TMJ....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2016, 03:17:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2016, 02:59:23 PM
Shocked:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/640757/weight-lift-vagina-kung-fu-expert-coconuts-best-sex-Kim-Anami (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/640757/weight-lift-vagina-kung-fu-expert-coconuts-best-sex-Kim-Anami)

 eeek: and  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2016, 03:20:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2016, 03:17:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2016, 02:59:23 PM
Shocked:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/640757/weight-lift-vagina-kung-fu-expert-coconuts-best-sex-Kim-Anami (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/640757/weight-lift-vagina-kung-fu-expert-coconuts-best-sex-Kim-Anami)

 eeek: and  rubschin:

I was expecting that "they call Apey that".......well done .... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2016, 03:28:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 03, 2016, 03:20:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2016, 03:17:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2016, 02:59:23 PM
Shocked:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/640757/weight-lift-vagina-kung-fu-expert-coconuts-best-sex-Kim-Anami (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/640757/weight-lift-vagina-kung-fu-expert-coconuts-best-sex-Kim-Anami)

 eeek: and  rubschin:

I was expecting that "they call Apey that".......well done .... Thumbs:

 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2016, 09:07:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2016, 03:17:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2016, 02:59:23 PM
Shocked:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/640757/weight-lift-vagina-kung-fu-expert-coconuts-best-sex-Kim-Anami (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/640757/weight-lift-vagina-kung-fu-expert-coconuts-best-sex-Kim-Anami)

 eeek: and  rubschin:
eeek: eeek:  and  rubschin: indeed.  Next time my car needs towing . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2016, 04:26:26 PM
I did think about posting the obvious comment but I'm not sure if even Apey would...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431353/Elderly-man-died-having-sex-prostitute-wheeled-away-paramedics-unfortunate-woman-attached-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431353/Elderly-man-died-having-sex-prostitute-wheeled-away-paramedics-unfortunate-woman-attached-him.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2016, 04:33:45 PM
Because the way to a woman's heart is obviously shitting on their doorstep  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431426/News-anchor-laughs-reporting-Malaysian-diplomat-jailed-defecating-woman-s-doorstep.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431426/News-anchor-laughs-reporting-Malaysian-diplomat-jailed-defecating-woman-s-doorstep.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 04, 2016, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2016, 04:26:26 PM
I did think about posting the obvious comment but I'm not sure if even Apey would...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431353/Elderly-man-died-having-sex-prostitute-wheeled-away-paramedics-unfortunate-woman-attached-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431353/Elderly-man-died-having-sex-prostitute-wheeled-away-paramedics-unfortunate-woman-attached-him.html)

Probably that Kung-Fu woman picked him up
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2016, 05:43:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 04, 2016, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2016, 04:26:26 PM
I did think about posting the obvious comment but I'm not sure if even Apey would...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431353/Elderly-man-died-having-sex-prostitute-wheeled-away-paramedics-unfortunate-woman-attached-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431353/Elderly-man-died-having-sex-prostitute-wheeled-away-paramedics-unfortunate-woman-attached-him.html)

Probably that Kung-Fu woman picked him up

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2016, 09:32:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2016, 04:26:26 PM
I did think about posting the obvious comment but I'm not sure if even Apey would...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431353/Elderly-man-died-having-sex-prostitute-wheeled-away-paramedics-unfortunate-woman-attached-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431353/Elderly-man-died-having-sex-prostitute-wheeled-away-paramedics-unfortunate-woman-attached-him.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek:

I'm thinking he died of embarrassment
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2016, 09:33:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 04, 2016, 05:43:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 04, 2016, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2016, 04:26:26 PM
I did think about posting the obvious comment but I'm not sure if even Apey would...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431353/Elderly-man-died-having-sex-prostitute-wheeled-away-paramedics-unfortunate-woman-attached-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3431353/Elderly-man-died-having-sex-prostitute-wheeled-away-paramedics-unfortunate-woman-attached-him.html)

Probably that Kung-Fu woman picked him up

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2016, 04:42:57 PM
This has to be a piss take, surely??  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3433515/Former-public-schoolboy-sells-bottled-AIR-British-countryside-smog-plagued-Chinese-elite-80-go.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3433515/Former-public-schoolboy-sells-bottled-AIR-British-countryside-smog-plagued-Chinese-elite-80-go.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2016, 05:22:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2016, 04:42:57 PM
This has to be a piss take, surely??  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3433515/Former-public-schoolboy-sells-bottled-AIR-British-countryside-smog-plagued-Chinese-elite-80-go.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3433515/Former-public-schoolboy-sells-bottled-AIR-British-countryside-smog-plagued-Chinese-elite-80-go.html)

http://vitalityair.com/ (http://vitalityair.com/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2016, 05:45:39 PM
My irony meter just exploded...  noooo:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-nominated-for-nobel-peace-prize-for-vigorous-peace-through-strength-ideology-a6850636.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-nominated-for-nobel-peace-prize-for-vigorous-peace-through-strength-ideology-a6850636.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2016, 06:09:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2016, 05:45:39 PM
My irony meter just exploded...  noooo:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-nominated-for-nobel-peace-prize-for-vigorous-peace-through-strength-ideology-a6850636.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-nominated-for-nobel-peace-prize-for-vigorous-peace-through-strength-ideology-a6850636.html)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2016, 05:07:27 PM
http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2016/02/08/meteorite-killed-man-at-indian-college-says-chief-minister/ (http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2016/02/08/meteorite-killed-man-at-indian-college-says-chief-minister/)

 eeek:

First the dinosaurs, now India.

It is working its way slowly up the evolutionary ladder.  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2016, 05:35:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2016, 05:07:27 PM
http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2016/02/08/meteorite-killed-man-at-indian-college-says-chief-minister/ (http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2016/02/08/meteorite-killed-man-at-indian-college-says-chief-minister/)

 eeek:

First the dinosaurs, now India.

It is working its way slowly up the evolutionary ladder.  scared2:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2016, 05:41:53 PM
Meteorite hits DS's pyramid shock  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2016, 05:43:06 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3437027/Ex-air-hostess-wants-extreme-version-Barbie-breasts-pumped-saline-32N.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3437027/Ex-air-hostess-wants-extreme-version-Barbie-breasts-pumped-saline-32N.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2016, 07:31:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2016, 05:43:06 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3437027/Ex-air-hostess-wants-extreme-version-Barbie-breasts-pumped-saline-32N.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3437027/Ex-air-hostess-wants-extreme-version-Barbie-breasts-pumped-saline-32N.html)
noooo: noooo: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2016, 07:49:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2016, 05:07:27 PM
http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2016/02/08/meteorite-killed-man-at-indian-college-says-chief-minister/ (http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2016/02/08/meteorite-killed-man-at-indian-college-says-chief-minister/)

 eeek:

First the dinosaurs, now India.

It is working its way slowly up the evolutionary ladder.  scared2:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2016, 07:50:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2016, 05:43:06 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3437027/Ex-air-hostess-wants-extreme-version-Barbie-breasts-pumped-saline-32N.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3437027/Ex-air-hostess-wants-extreme-version-Barbie-breasts-pumped-saline-32N.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2016, 06:05:26 PM
Father Ted meets the Chuckle Brothers  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/09/these-two-irishmen-moving-a-sofa-are-the-real-life-chuckle-brothers-5671205/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/09/these-two-irishmen-moving-a-sofa-are-the-real-life-chuckle-brothers-5671205/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 09, 2016, 06:58:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2016, 06:05:26 PM
Father Ted meets the Chuckle Brothers  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/09/these-two-irishmen-moving-a-sofa-are-the-real-life-chuckle-brothers-5671205/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/09/these-two-irishmen-moving-a-sofa-are-the-real-life-chuckle-brothers-5671205/)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2016, 06:59:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 09, 2016, 06:58:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2016, 06:05:26 PM
Father Ted meets the Chuckle Brothers  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/09/these-two-irishmen-moving-a-sofa-are-the-real-life-chuckle-brothers-5671205/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/09/these-two-irishmen-moving-a-sofa-are-the-real-life-chuckle-brothers-5671205/)

 ;D ;D

Tis the Irish Smuggers Show to be sure  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2016, 09:00:54 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3439966/Kortney-Olson-crushed-watermelon-THIGHS-does-warning-pro-rape-blogger-Roosh-Douche.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3439966/Kortney-Olson-crushed-watermelon-THIGHS-does-warning-pro-rape-blogger-Roosh-Douche.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2016, 09:03:36 AM
That reminds me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2016, 09:09:35 AM
Olga?





 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2016, 09:54:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2016, 09:09:35 AM
Olga?





 scared:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2016, 08:05:14 AM
This week's Times Educational Supplement has described me as "a leading figure"  angel1 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2016, 08:08:11 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 12, 2016, 08:05:14 AM
This week's Times Educational Supplement has described me as "a leading figure"  angel1 Shocked:

Too many jokes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2016, 08:08:38 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2016, 10:55:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 12, 2016, 08:05:14 AM
This week's Times Educational Supplement has described me as "a leading figure"  angel1 Shocked:
"In whom the Minister has every confidence"

When exactly are the Ides of March?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2016, 10:56:02 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2016, 11:35:34 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2016, 10:55:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 12, 2016, 08:05:14 AM
This week's Times Educational Supplement has described me as "a leading figure"  angel1 Shocked:
"In whom the Minister has every confidence"

When exactly are the Ides of March?

Idles..... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2016, 06:13:07 PM
Note to self: Don't piss off Russian gymnasts...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3444388/Russian-teenager-trains-fire-bow-arrow-feet-performing-handstand.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3444388/Russian-teenager-trains-fire-bow-arrow-feet-performing-handstand.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2016, 03:26:10 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/12159395/triceratops-dinosaur-abduction-road-block-isle-of-wight.html?sf20999008=1 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/12159395/triceratops-dinosaur-abduction-road-block-isle-of-wight.html?sf20999008=1)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2016, 03:32:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 16, 2016, 03:26:10 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/12159395/triceratops-dinosaur-abduction-road-block-isle-of-wight.html?sf20999008=1 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/12159395/triceratops-dinosaur-abduction-road-block-isle-of-wight.html?sf20999008=1)

 razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2016, 11:44:26 PM
Didn't know whether to put this in here or in the Darwin Awards thread instead. Who the hell in their right mind would put 2 tigers in the back of a car and drive them somewhere...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F02%2F17%2F15%2F3150113900000578-0-image-a-5_1455722752423.jpg&hash=8190c6f6712a885c237fcd2e049d7072f976dc05)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451260/It-s-not-just-engine-roars-Czech-driver-risks-death-transporting-two-white-TIGERS-BMW-Touring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451260/It-s-not-just-engine-roars-Czech-driver-risks-death-transporting-two-white-TIGERS-BMW-Touring.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2016, 10:48:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2016, 11:44:26 PM
Didn't know whether to put this in here or in the Darwin Awards thread instead. Who the hell in their right mind would put 2 tigers in the back of a car and drive them somewhere...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F02%2F17%2F15%2F3150113900000578-0-image-a-5_1455722752423.jpg&hash=8190c6f6712a885c237fcd2e049d7072f976dc05)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451260/It-s-not-just-engine-roars-Czech-driver-risks-death-transporting-two-white-TIGERS-BMW-Touring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451260/It-s-not-just-engine-roars-Czech-driver-risks-death-transporting-two-white-TIGERS-BMW-Touring.html)

The Daily Wail seems unclear about the difference between Lions and Tigers.  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2016, 11:12:16 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2016, 10:48:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2016, 11:44:26 PM
Didn't know whether to put this in here or in the Darwin Awards thread instead. Who the hell in their right mind would put 2 tigers in the back of a car and drive them somewhere...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F02%2F17%2F15%2F3150113900000578-0-image-a-5_1455722752423.jpg&hash=8190c6f6712a885c237fcd2e049d7072f976dc05)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451260/It-s-not-just-engine-roars-Czech-driver-risks-death-transporting-two-white-TIGERS-BMW-Touring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451260/It-s-not-just-engine-roars-Czech-driver-risks-death-transporting-two-white-TIGERS-BMW-Touring.html)

The Daily Wail seems unclear about the difference between Lions and Tigers everything.  ::)

Fixed that for ya!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2016, 11:19:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2016, 11:12:16 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2016, 10:48:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2016, 11:44:26 PM
Didn't know whether to put this in here or in the Darwin Awards thread instead. Who the hell in their right mind would put 2 tigers in the back of a car and drive them somewhere...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F02%2F17%2F15%2F3150113900000578-0-image-a-5_1455722752423.jpg&hash=8190c6f6712a885c237fcd2e049d7072f976dc05)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451260/It-s-not-just-engine-roars-Czech-driver-risks-death-transporting-two-white-TIGERS-BMW-Touring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451260/It-s-not-just-engine-roars-Czech-driver-risks-death-transporting-two-white-TIGERS-BMW-Touring.html)

The Daily Wail seems unclear about the difference between Lions and Tigers everything.  ::)

Fixed that for ya!  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2016, 12:22:38 AM
Mr Bacon Double Cheeseburger? You may as well change your name to Mr Gormless Feckin' Moron because that's what people are probably calling you anyway.  noooo:

And it's not the only bleedin stupid name change, here is a selection...

1. Bacon Double Cheeseburger
2. Thomas Steve Redgrave Matthew Pinsent Linford Christie Ian Thorpe Daley Thompson Chris Hoy Seb Coe Carl Lewis Steve Ovett Jonathan Edwards Ben Ainslie Usain Bolt Manly
3. Happy Birthday
4. George Thomas The Tank Engine
5. Charlene Charlie Penelope Pitstop Colpus Crumb
6. None of the Above
7. Simply MyLovePoet
8. Michael Connor Lightning Akimbo Wumbo Wigglesworth Pussyfoot Katzenjammer
9. John The Teddyboy Leeson
10. Kerry Roses For Poses

Mr Darwin sir, can you have your man get his arse into gear and remove these cockwombles from the gene pool before they breed...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3458056/Well-Hello-Mr-Bacon-Double-Cheeseburger-Record-numbers-Britons-changing-names-inspired-favourite-footballers-cartoons-food.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3458056/Well-Hello-Mr-Bacon-Double-Cheeseburger-Record-numbers-Britons-changing-names-inspired-favourite-footballers-cartoons-food.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2016, 12:27:20 AM
Fuckwittery knows no bounds

(Actually that'd be a good name)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2016, 08:40:52 AM
Iam Surroundedbyidiots  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2016, 11:12:21 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2016, 08:40:52 AM
Iam Surroundedbyidiots  rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2016, 12:27:19 PM
Whakka Gowong ?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2016, 02:54:42 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2016, 12:27:19 PM
Whakka Gowong ?
lol: lol:

Tumani Joakes
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2016, 03:20:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2016, 02:54:42 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2016, 12:27:19 PM
Whakka Gowong ?
lol: lol:

Tumani Joakes

 rubschin:    cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2016, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2016, 03:20:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2016, 02:54:42 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2016, 12:27:19 PM
Whakka Gowong ?
lol: lol:

Tumani Joakes

 rubschin:    cussing:

Rufus Abearsas
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2016, 05:38:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2016, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2016, 03:20:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2016, 02:54:42 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2016, 12:27:19 PM
Whakka Gowong ?
lol: lol:

Tumani Joakes

 rubschin:    cussing:

Rufus Abearsas

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2016, 05:39:30 PM
Growler  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2016, 11:26:04 AM
Too many jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2016, 06:22:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2016, 11:26:04 AM
Too many jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html)

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2016, 11:56:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 25, 2016, 06:22:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2016, 11:26:04 AM
Too many jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html)

 cussing:

You snooze you lose chimp boy...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2016, 02:08:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 25, 2016, 06:22:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2016, 11:26:04 AM
Too many jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html)

 cussing:

Actually was that because you missed out on the comment or the competition?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2016, 02:29:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2016, 02:08:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 25, 2016, 06:22:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2016, 11:26:04 AM
Too many jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461709/Schoolboy-16-live-Russian-porn-star-hotel-month-winning-online-competition-admits-mother-isn-t-happy-it.html)

 cussing:

Actually was that because you missed out on the comment or the competition?  rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2016, 07:18:48 PM
More unfortunate than fantastic but

Security firm to sell children's services (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35671385)

does sound a bit like a case for Inspector Yewtree
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 29, 2016, 10:06:16 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-35671519 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-35671519)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 29, 2016, 10:21:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 29, 2016, 10:06:16 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-35671519 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-35671519)
Sounds more stupid than stupid but not sure we're getting the whole story.  It says he was looking at a range of sites.  Did you know that the VP and *koff* are blocked by some networks unless you prove you're an adult?


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 29, 2016, 10:46:26 AM
I looked at the story across a number of news outlets and it does seem clear that the Ukip site was only part of the story. He was researching about extremism after a lesson and amongst other things had also looked at videos of an EDL march in Luton. Personally I'd guess that was what had been flagged up but it was something that the BBC strangely 'forgets' to mention. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 29, 2016, 11:54:36 AM
I'd be in deep shit

Looked at the Hamas site the other day
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 29, 2016, 12:10:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 29, 2016, 11:54:36 AM
I'd be in deep shit

Looked at the Hamas site the other day

No nails ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 29, 2016, 12:16:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 29, 2016, 12:10:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 29, 2016, 11:54:36 AM
I'd be in deep shit

Looked at the Hamas site the other day

No nails ...... rubschin:

There are still a few weeks left until Easter.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 29, 2016, 12:17:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 29, 2016, 12:16:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 29, 2016, 12:10:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 29, 2016, 11:54:36 AM
I'd be in deep shit

Looked at the Hamas site the other day

No nails ...... rubschin:

There are still a few weeks left until Easter.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 29, 2016, 12:21:18 PM
Is it time for my nails joke?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 29, 2016, 12:52:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 29, 2016, 12:21:18 PM
Is it time for my nails joke?
Is it worth it?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 29, 2016, 12:53:02 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 29, 2016, 12:59:24 PM
Oh go on, do it anyway



(As the actress said to  . . .  .)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2016, 12:20:00 AM
This sounds like it would have been a fun event to try, a 10k race around one of Moldova's biggest wine cellars being chased by someone dressed as the Grim Reaper (complete with scythe) if you weren't moving fast enough.  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-35472390 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-35472390)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2016, 05:56:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2016, 12:20:00 AM
This sounds like it would have been a fun event to try, a 10k race around one of Moldova's biggest wine cellars being chased by someone dressed as the Grim Reaper (complete with scythe) if you weren't moving fast enough.  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-35472390 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-35472390)

Just another day in Nickland...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2016, 07:49:38 AM
JAILED: Burglar dubbed ‘Blackburn’s stupidest thief’ after trying to sell Blu-ray player back to man he stole it from (http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/14310547.JAILED__Burglar_dubbed____Blackburn___s_stupidest_thief____after_trying_to_sell_Blu_ray_player_back_to_man_he_stole_it_from/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 01, 2016, 09:55:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2016, 07:49:38 AM
JAILED: Burglar dubbed ‘Blackburn’s stupidest thief’ after trying to sell Blu-ray player back to man he stole it from (http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/14310547.JAILED__Burglar_dubbed____Blackburn___s_stupidest_thief____after_trying_to_sell_Blu_ray_player_back_to_man_he_stole_it_from/)

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2016, 09:57:07 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 01, 2016, 09:55:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2016, 07:49:38 AM
JAILED: Burglar dubbed ‘Blackburn’s stupidest thief’ after trying to sell Blu-ray player back to man he stole it from (http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/14310547.JAILED__Burglar_dubbed____Blackburn___s_stupidest_thief____after_trying_to_sell_Blu_ray_player_back_to_man_he_stole_it_from/)

happy001
happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2016, 09:22:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 01, 2016, 09:57:07 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 01, 2016, 09:55:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2016, 07:49:38 AM
JAILED: Burglar dubbed ‘Blackburn’s stupidest thief’ after trying to sell Blu-ray player back to man he stole it from (http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/14310547.JAILED__Burglar_dubbed____Blackburn___s_stupidest_thief____after_trying_to_sell_Blu_ray_player_back_to_man_he_stole_it_from/)

happy001
happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2016, 02:12:15 AM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3471208/Talk-getting-legless-Drinker-leaves-prosthetic-limb-outside-pub-night-out.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3471208/Talk-getting-legless-Drinker-leaves-prosthetic-limb-outside-pub-night-out.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2016, 06:14:24 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3470368/Riddle-Cotswolds-cat-shaver-s-taking-clippers-pets-string-random-attacks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3470368/Riddle-Cotswolds-cat-shaver-s-taking-clippers-pets-string-random-attacks.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2016, 09:19:37 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 02, 2016, 06:14:24 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3470368/Riddle-Cotswolds-cat-shaver-s-taking-clippers-pets-string-random-attacks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3470368/Riddle-Cotswolds-cat-shaver-s-taking-clippers-pets-string-random-attacks.html)

Who would have thought rasage le chat would catch on in the sleepy Cotswolds?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2016, 05:35:23 PM
It could be waxing, I guess, Miss I tells me that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2016, 11:14:31 PM
Too many Monty Python jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3473213/Watership-horror-sequel-Bizarre-video-rabbits-eating-berries-scary-cute-equal-measure.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3473213/Watership-horror-sequel-Bizarre-video-rabbits-eating-berries-scary-cute-equal-measure.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2016, 08:34:20 AM
http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/its-plane-sailing-for-sligo-embalmers-glamping-dream-385022.html (http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/its-plane-sailing-for-sligo-embalmers-glamping-dream-385022.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 03, 2016, 08:42:27 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2016, 08:34:20 AM
http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/its-plane-sailing-for-sligo-embalmers-glamping-dream-385022.html (http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/its-plane-sailing-for-sligo-embalmers-glamping-dream-385022.html)
doh:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2016, 09:10:21 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2016, 08:34:20 AM
http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/its-plane-sailing-for-sligo-embalmers-glamping-dream-385022.html (http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/its-plane-sailing-for-sligo-embalmers-glamping-dream-385022.html)

Excellent!  ;D

I wonder what happened to that 747-400 that they used to fly into Pafos....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2016, 09:11:11 AM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2016, 12:15:03 AM
Like him or loathe him you have to admit the mad bugger can be entertaining lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3475462/Veteran-actor-Brian-Blessed-79-says-s-asked-doctors-fit-penis-20-year-old-getting-27-000-pacemaker.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3475462/Veteran-actor-Brian-Blessed-79-says-s-asked-doctors-fit-penis-20-year-old-getting-27-000-pacemaker.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2016, 12:26:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2016, 12:15:03 AM
Like him or loathe him you have to admit the mad bugger can be entertaining lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3475462/Veteran-actor-Brian-Blessed-79-says-s-asked-doctors-fit-penis-20-year-old-getting-27-000-pacemaker.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3475462/Veteran-actor-Brian-Blessed-79-says-s-asked-doctors-fit-penis-20-year-old-getting-27-000-pacemaker.html)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2016, 10:43:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2016, 12:15:03 AM
Like him or loathe him you have to admit the mad bugger can be entertaining lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3475462/Veteran-actor-Brian-Blessed-79-says-s-asked-doctors-fit-penis-20-year-old-getting-27-000-pacemaker.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3475462/Veteran-actor-Brian-Blessed-79-says-s-asked-doctors-fit-penis-20-year-old-getting-27-000-pacemaker.html)
Cue 20 year olds giving doctors a very wide berth
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2016, 04:48:50 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/)

 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2016, 04:55:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2016, 04:48:50 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/)

 point: point: point:

happy001

How fantastic! happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2016, 04:57:55 PM
I want to try it  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2016, 04:58:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2016, 04:55:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2016, 04:48:50 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/)

 point: point: point:

happy001

How fantastic! happy002

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2016, 07:01:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2016, 04:55:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2016, 04:48:50 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/)

 point: point: point:

happy001

How fantastic! happy002
happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2016, 07:27:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2016, 07:01:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2016, 04:55:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2016, 04:48:50 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/)

 point: point: point:

happy001

How fantastic! happy002
happy002 happy002
happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2016, 11:53:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 04, 2016, 04:58:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2016, 04:55:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2016, 04:48:50 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/)

 point: point: point:

happy001

How fantastic! happy002

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Why do I get the feeling I now know what the next embarrassing BM video will be....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2016, 12:42:00 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3476642/Jerry-Hall-marries-Rupert-Murdoch-18th-century-palace-London-wearing-knee-length-skirt-flat-shoes-whirlwind-five-month-romance.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3476642/Jerry-Hall-marries-Rupert-Murdoch-18th-century-palace-London-wearing-knee-length-skirt-flat-shoes-whirlwind-five-month-romance.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2016, 01:51:23 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3478092/Scuba-diver-tells-moment-thought-going-die-sucked-NUCLEAR-POWER-PLANT-emerge-inside-stunned-workers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3478092/Scuba-diver-tells-moment-thought-going-die-sucked-NUCLEAR-POWER-PLANT-emerge-inside-stunned-workers.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2016, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2016, 01:51:23 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3478092/Scuba-diver-tells-moment-thought-going-die-sucked-NUCLEAR-POWER-PLANT-emerge-inside-stunned-workers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3478092/Scuba-diver-tells-moment-thought-going-die-sucked-NUCLEAR-POWER-PLANT-emerge-inside-stunned-workers.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2016, 08:05:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 06, 2016, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2016, 01:51:23 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3478092/Scuba-diver-tells-moment-thought-going-die-sucked-NUCLEAR-POWER-PLANT-emerge-inside-stunned-workers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3478092/Scuba-diver-tells-moment-thought-going-die-sucked-NUCLEAR-POWER-PLANT-emerge-inside-stunned-workers.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

It was the whole "I'm going to sue the power station because I was a fucking moron and ignored the yellow warning beacons." bit that got me
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2016, 08:57:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2016, 08:05:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 06, 2016, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2016, 01:51:23 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3478092/Scuba-diver-tells-moment-thought-going-die-sucked-NUCLEAR-POWER-PLANT-emerge-inside-stunned-workers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3478092/Scuba-diver-tells-moment-thought-going-die-sucked-NUCLEAR-POWER-PLANT-emerge-inside-stunned-workers.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

It was the whole "I'm going to sue the power station because I was a fucking moron and ignored the yellow warning beacons." bit that got me
Yep

Maybe sue the power station for letting him back out in the community
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2016, 09:46:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 06, 2016, 08:57:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2016, 08:05:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 06, 2016, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2016, 01:51:23 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3478092/Scuba-diver-tells-moment-thought-going-die-sucked-NUCLEAR-POWER-PLANT-emerge-inside-stunned-workers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3478092/Scuba-diver-tells-moment-thought-going-die-sucked-NUCLEAR-POWER-PLANT-emerge-inside-stunned-workers.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

It was the whole "I'm going to sue the power station because I was a fucking moron and ignored the yellow warning beacons." bit that got me
Yep

Maybe sue the power station for letting him back out in the community

They should have shoved a uranium rod up his arse, would have been the only time his eyes lit up with something other than daylight passing between his ears.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on March 07, 2016, 06:26:51 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35748260 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35748260)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2016, 06:36:29 PM
Quote from: beerhead on March 07, 2016, 06:26:51 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35748260 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35748260)

LL would find a way noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2016, 07:01:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 07, 2016, 06:36:29 PM
Quote from: beerhead on March 07, 2016, 06:26:51 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35748260 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35748260)

LL would find a way noooo:

She would...  cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2016, 08:56:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2016, 07:01:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 07, 2016, 06:36:29 PM
Quote from: beerhead on March 07, 2016, 06:26:51 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35748260 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35748260)

LL would find a way noooo:

She would...  cry:
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2016, 11:13:14 PM
Oh God my eyes, they burn. How do I unsee this?  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3481083/Woman-brings-traffic-Houston-highway-standstill-two-hours-dancing-NAKED-roof-18-wheel-big-rig.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3481083/Woman-brings-traffic-Houston-highway-standstill-two-hours-dancing-NAKED-roof-18-wheel-big-rig.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2016, 11:17:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2016, 11:13:14 PM
Oh God my eyes, they burn. How do I unsee this?  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3481083/Woman-brings-traffic-Houston-highway-standstill-two-hours-dancing-NAKED-roof-18-wheel-big-rig.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3481083/Woman-brings-traffic-Houston-highway-standstill-two-hours-dancing-NAKED-roof-18-wheel-big-rig.html)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2016, 06:14:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2016, 11:13:14 PM
Oh God my eyes, they burn. How do I unsee this?  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3481083/Woman-brings-traffic-Houston-highway-standstill-two-hours-dancing-NAKED-roof-18-wheel-big-rig.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3481083/Woman-brings-traffic-Houston-highway-standstill-two-hours-dancing-NAKED-roof-18-wheel-big-rig.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FTeamfortressUnsee_zpstrxurzn9.gif&hash=1b00003670472d9957012e04aa3aff9848c01fce) (http://s96.photobucket.com/user/markfrank19/media/TeamfortressUnsee_zpstrxurzn9.gif.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 11:49:21 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484447/Romanian-wife-rips-husband-s-testicles-International-Women-s-Day-refused-housework.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484447/Romanian-wife-rips-husband-s-testicles-International-Women-s-Day-refused-housework.html)

Call it a hunch but something tells me she will never have to do any housework ever again...  rubschin:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2016, 12:18:56 AM
Taken off with an angle grinder???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

I think it's safe to say the stupid bugger has been cured of that fetish  lol:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/fetishist-penis-freed-thirteen-metal-7526942 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/fetishist-penis-freed-thirteen-metal-7526942)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2016, 11:53:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2016, 12:18:56 AM
Taken off with an angle grinder???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

I think it's safe to say the stupid bugger has been cured of that fetish  lol:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/fetishist-penis-freed-thirteen-metal-7526942 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/fetishist-penis-freed-thirteen-metal-7526942)
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2016, 11:57:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 11:49:21 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484447/Romanian-wife-rips-husband-s-testicles-International-Women-s-Day-refused-housework.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484447/Romanian-wife-rips-husband-s-testicles-International-Women-s-Day-refused-housework.html)

Call it a hunch but something tells me she will never have to do any housework ever again...  rubschin:
eeek:    noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2016, 01:00:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 10, 2016, 11:57:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 11:49:21 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484447/Romanian-wife-rips-husband-s-testicles-International-Women-s-Day-refused-housework.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484447/Romanian-wife-rips-husband-s-testicles-International-Women-s-Day-refused-housework.html)

Call it a hunch but something tells me she will never have to do any housework ever again...  rubschin:
eeek:    noooo: noooo:

I can see husbands/partners all over the world frantically trying to hide that article..  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2016, 01:04:28 AM
Hey Misty, you know how Baldymort absolutely hates people talking like Yoda.....  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3486441/Is-best-prank-Man-inundated-calls-friends-list-Craigslist-judging-Chewbacca-impersonation-competition-s-never-seen-Star-Wars.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3486441/Is-best-prank-Man-inundated-calls-friends-list-Craigslist-judging-Chewbacca-impersonation-competition-s-never-seen-Star-Wars.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2016, 02:01:58 PM
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/03/07/worlds-first-grammar-nazi-parade-takes-place-in-berlin/ (http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/03/07/worlds-first-grammar-nazi-parade-takes-place-in-berlin/) cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2016, 02:12:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 11, 2016, 02:01:58 PM
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/03/07/worlds-first-grammar-nazi-parade-takes-place-in-berlin/ (http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/03/07/worlds-first-grammar-nazi-parade-takes-place-in-berlin/) cloud9:

Ve haf vays of makink you talk...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2016, 02:27:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 11, 2016, 02:01:58 PM
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/03/07/worlds-first-grammar-nazi-parade-takes-place-in-berlin/ (http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/03/07/worlds-first-grammar-nazi-parade-takes-place-in-berlin/) cloud9:

I bet there were less than 20 people there....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2016, 02:32:00 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2016, 02:37:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 11, 2016, 02:32:00 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 11, 2016, 02:43:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 11, 2016, 02:01:58 PM
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/03/07/worlds-first-grammar-nazi-parade-takes-place-in-berlin/ (http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/03/07/worlds-first-grammar-nazi-parade-takes-place-in-berlin/) cloud9:
"Punctuation saves lives"   lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2016, 01:29:42 AM
Insane? No shit Sherlock? Just take him round the back and shoot him gently in the back of the head.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3487905/Punk-rocker-named-Pussy-declared-insane-decapitating-Russian-girlfriend-having-sex-head-wearing-one-dresses.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3487905/Punk-rocker-named-Pussy-declared-insane-decapitating-Russian-girlfriend-having-sex-head-wearing-one-dresses.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2016, 01:38:37 AM
You spent £100,000 to look like an absolute bleedin' disaster? Utter utter utter utter utter cockwomble  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F03%2F11%2F15%2F32188F1900000578-3486584-Jordan_has_had_50_lip_filler_injections_and_has_tattooed_eyebrow-a-95_1457711724825.jpg&hash=0f30288be9ec7c12ff37f21ecae43d1b3940bfe5)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3486584/Kim-Kardashian-obsessive-spent-100-000-surgery-chin-implant-inspired-Kylie-Jenner.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3486584/Kim-Kardashian-obsessive-spent-100-000-surgery-chin-implant-inspired-Kylie-Jenner.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FTeamfortressUnsee_zpstrxurzn9.gif&hash=1b00003670472d9957012e04aa3aff9848c01fce) (http://s96.photobucket.com/user/markfrank19/media/TeamfortressUnsee_zpstrxurzn9.gif.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2016, 03:39:42 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/man-attends-his-own-funeral-propped-up-in-a-chair-84047/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/man-attends-his-own-funeral-propped-up-in-a-chair-84047/) eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2016, 03:54:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2016, 01:38:37 AM
You spent £100,000 to look like an absolute bleedin' disaster? Utter utter utter utter utter cockwomble  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F03%2F11%2F15%2F32188F1900000578-3486584-Jordan_has_had_50_lip_filler_injections_and_has_tattooed_eyebrow-a-95_1457711724825.jpg&hash=0f30288be9ec7c12ff37f21ecae43d1b3940bfe5)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3486584/Kim-Kardashian-obsessive-spent-100-000-surgery-chin-implant-inspired-Kylie-Jenner.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3486584/Kim-Kardashian-obsessive-spent-100-000-surgery-chin-implant-inspired-Kylie-Jenner.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FTeamfortressUnsee_zpstrxurzn9.gif&hash=1b00003670472d9957012e04aa3aff9848c01fce) (http://s96.photobucket.com/user/markfrank19/media/TeamfortressUnsee_zpstrxurzn9.gif.html)

Holy fuck!  eeek:

Kill it, KILL IT NOW!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2016, 03:56:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 12, 2016, 03:39:42 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/man-attends-his-own-funeral-propped-up-in-a-chair-84047/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/man-attends-his-own-funeral-propped-up-in-a-chair-84047/) eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2016, 04:14:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2016, 03:56:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 12, 2016, 03:39:42 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/man-attends-his-own-funeral-propped-up-in-a-chair-84047/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/man-attends-his-own-funeral-propped-up-in-a-chair-84047/) eeek:

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

sick
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2016, 01:59:50 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/forgets-to-turn-off-projector-while-hes-browsing-lingerie-84189/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/forgets-to-turn-off-projector-while-hes-browsing-lingerie-84189/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2016, 02:11:25 PM
TMR has an breakdown?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491225/It-s-tow-truck-not-toy-truck-Breakdown-firm-straps-miniature-car-flatbed-lorry-safely-home.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491225/It-s-tow-truck-not-toy-truck-Breakdown-firm-straps-miniature-car-flatbed-lorry-safely-home.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2016, 02:16:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 14, 2016, 01:59:50 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/forgets-to-turn-off-projector-while-hes-browsing-lingerie-84189/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/forgets-to-turn-off-projector-while-hes-browsing-lingerie-84189/)

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2016, 02:22:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2016, 02:11:25 PM
TMR has an breakdown?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491225/It-s-tow-truck-not-toy-truck-Breakdown-firm-straps-miniature-car-flatbed-lorry-safely-home.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491225/It-s-tow-truck-not-toy-truck-Breakdown-firm-straps-miniature-car-flatbed-lorry-safely-home.html)

Ah....  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2016, 04:06:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2016, 02:16:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 14, 2016, 01:59:50 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/forgets-to-turn-off-projector-while-hes-browsing-lingerie-84189/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/forgets-to-turn-off-projector-while-hes-browsing-lingerie-84189/)

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2016, 04:34:12 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491676/Porn-star-professor-Old-Nick-quit-university-post.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491676/Porn-star-professor-Old-Nick-quit-university-post.html)


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 14, 2016, 05:43:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 14, 2016, 04:34:12 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491676/Porn-star-professor-Old-Nick-quit-university-post.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491676/Porn-star-professor-Old-Nick-quit-university-post.html)


 rubschin:

 rubschin: rubschin:

And Miss I has exiled herself to Italy. Coincidence? I think not.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2016, 05:44:52 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2016, 06:50:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 14, 2016, 04:34:12 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491676/Porn-star-professor-Old-Nick-quit-university-post.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491676/Porn-star-professor-Old-Nick-quit-university-post.html)


 rubschin:
Brings all new meaning to the phrase under graduate
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2016, 07:46:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 14, 2016, 06:50:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 14, 2016, 04:34:12 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491676/Porn-star-professor-Old-Nick-quit-university-post.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491676/Porn-star-professor-Old-Nick-quit-university-post.html)


 rubschin:
Brings all new meaning to the phrase under graduate

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2016, 01:31:55 AM
Call me a cynic but I suspect that this is less about an alleged breach of copyright and more a case of sour grapes that a crowd funded fan made film can attract a number of established actors in the genre (Tony Todd, Richard Hatch, Gary Graham and J. G. Hertzler) and show more promise than the last series they came up with.  rubschin:

If anyone is curious the prequel short, Prelude to Axanar, is still on youtube. I would post a link but didn't want to risk BM's blood pressure.  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3493790/Paramount-suing-say-Star-Trek-fan-film-s-Klingon-violates-copyright.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3493790/Paramount-suing-say-Star-Trek-fan-film-s-Klingon-violates-copyright.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2016, 04:02:01 PM
For Foggy

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/manchester-leeds-link-to-disprove-light-at-end-of-tunnel-theory-20160316107181 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/manchester-leeds-link-to-disprove-light-at-end-of-tunnel-theory-20160316107181)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2016, 04:17:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 16, 2016, 04:02:01 PM
For Foggy

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/manchester-leeds-link-to-disprove-light-at-end-of-tunnel-theory-20160316107181 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/manchester-leeds-link-to-disprove-light-at-end-of-tunnel-theory-20160316107181)

 whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2016, 04:29:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2016, 04:17:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 16, 2016, 04:02:01 PM
For Foggy

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/manchester-leeds-link-to-disprove-light-at-end-of-tunnel-theory-20160316107181 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/manchester-leeds-link-to-disprove-light-at-end-of-tunnel-theory-20160316107181)

 whistle:


happy001
happy001 happy001

Many a true word.... (Best Alan Bennett voice impersonation )
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2016, 04:45:54 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2016, 04:29:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2016, 04:17:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 16, 2016, 04:02:01 PM
For Foggy

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/manchester-leeds-link-to-disprove-light-at-end-of-tunnel-theory-20160316107181 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/manchester-leeds-link-to-disprove-light-at-end-of-tunnel-theory-20160316107181)

 whistle:


happy001
happy001 happy001

Many a true word.... (Best Alan Bennett voice impersonation )
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2016, 05:59:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 16, 2016, 04:02:01 PM
For Foggy

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/manchester-leeds-link-to-disprove-light-at-end-of-tunnel-theory-20160316107181 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/manchester-leeds-link-to-disprove-light-at-end-of-tunnel-theory-20160316107181)

 whistle:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2016, 11:15:02 PM
Wonder how many of these have been from Nick.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3495800/It-power-switch-support-staff-reveal-absurd-queries-receive.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3495800/It-power-switch-support-staff-reveal-absurd-queries-receive.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2016, 06:47:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2016, 11:15:02 PM
Wonder how many of these have been from Nick.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3495800/It-power-switch-support-staff-reveal-absurd-queries-receive.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3495800/It-power-switch-support-staff-reveal-absurd-queries-receive.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2016, 10:09:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2016, 11:15:02 PM
Wonder how many of these have been from Nick.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3495800/It-power-switch-support-staff-reveal-absurd-queries-receive.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3495800/It-power-switch-support-staff-reveal-absurd-queries-receive.html)
"We could upgrade you to Wi-Six" happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2016, 03:08:33 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12195585/Florida-woman-fights-to-keep-pet-alligator-who-wears-clothes-and-rides-on-the-back-of-her-motorcycle.html?sf22648185=1 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12195585/Florida-woman-fights-to-keep-pet-alligator-who-wears-clothes-and-rides-on-the-back-of-her-motorcycle.html?sf22648185=1) eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2016, 05:16:13 PM
Jail for parents who stole laptops from Leeds cancer ward where their terminally ill son was being treated
 (http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/jail-for-parents-who-stole-laptops-from-leeds-cancer-ward-where-their-terminally-ill-son-was-being-treated-1-7746438)

I.... I just...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2016, 05:19:00 PM
Leeds  ::) whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2016, 10:34:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2016, 05:16:13 PM
Jail for parents who stole laptops from Leeds cancer ward where their terminally ill son was being treated
 (http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/jail-for-parents-who-stole-laptops-from-leeds-cancer-ward-where-their-terminally-ill-son-was-being-treated-1-7746438)

I.... I just...  noooo:
I'm thinking make them drink paraquat so they can experience the despair of being terminally ill
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2016, 06:05:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 17, 2016, 10:34:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2016, 05:16:13 PM
Jail for parents who stole laptops from Leeds cancer ward where their terminally ill son was being treated
 (http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/jail-for-parents-who-stole-laptops-from-leeds-cancer-ward-where-their-terminally-ill-son-was-being-treated-1-7746438)

I.... I just...  noooo:
I'm thinking make them drink paraquat so they can experience the despair of being terminally ill

I like that!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2016, 03:49:35 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/booby-trap-bras-are-now-a-thing-and-theyre-pretty-mental-84861/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/booby-trap-bras-are-now-a-thing-and-theyre-pretty-mental-84861/) eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2016, 03:51:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2016, 03:49:35 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/booby-trap-bras-are-now-a-thing-and-theyre-pretty-mental-84861/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/booby-trap-bras-are-now-a-thing-and-theyre-pretty-mental-84861/) eeek: scared2:

Should this be in Bra Traps...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2016, 09:27:04 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/rrs-boaty-mcboatface_uk_56edbec3e4b030d552ef678a (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/rrs-boaty-mcboatface_uk_56edbec3e4b030d552ef678a) :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2016, 10:05:14 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2016, 09:27:04 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/rrs-boaty-mcboatface_uk_56edbec3e4b030d552ef678a (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/rrs-boaty-mcboatface_uk_56edbec3e4b030d552ef678a) :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2016, 10:06:20 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2016, 09:27:04 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/rrs-boaty-mcboatface_uk_56edbec3e4b030d552ef678a (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/rrs-boaty-mcboatface_uk_56edbec3e4b030d552ef678a) :thumbsup:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2016, 10:11:27 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2016, 09:27:04 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/rrs-boaty-mcboatface_uk_56edbec3e4b030d552ef678a (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/rrs-boaty-mcboatface_uk_56edbec3e4b030d552ef678a) :thumbsup:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2016, 01:30:09 PM
27 marathons in 27 days????  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3501623/Good-job-wasn-t-doing-heels-Eddie-Izzard-finishes-amazing-700-mile-Sport-Relief-challenge-27-marathons-27-days-including-TWO-day.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3501623/Good-job-wasn-t-doing-heels-Eddie-Izzard-finishes-amazing-700-mile-Sport-Relief-challenge-27-marathons-27-days-including-TWO-day.html)

 worthy: worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2016, 01:53:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2016, 01:30:09 PM
27 marathons in 27 days????  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3501623/Good-job-wasn-t-doing-heels-Eddie-Izzard-finishes-amazing-700-mile-Sport-Relief-challenge-27-marathons-27-days-including-TWO-day.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3501623/Good-job-wasn-t-doing-heels-Eddie-Izzard-finishes-amazing-700-mile-Sport-Relief-challenge-27-marathons-27-days-including-TWO-day.html)

 worthy: worthy: worthy:
worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2016, 12:12:06 AM
Cross border cooperation my arse, the Falmouth Maritime Rescue Coordination Centre would have overseen the entire rescue operation and the lifeboat would likely also have been launched from Falmouth given that it returned here to send the victim to hospital. Exactly where the hell is the cross border activity? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3503077/RNLI-rescues-seriously-injured-French-trawlerman-coast-Cornwall-EU-claims-example-cross-border-operation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3503077/RNLI-rescues-seriously-injured-French-trawlerman-coast-Cornwall-EU-claims-example-cross-border-operation.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2016, 05:57:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2016, 12:12:06 AM
Cross border cooperation my arse, the Falmouth Maritime Rescue Coordination Centre would have overseen the entire rescue operation and the lifeboat would likely also have been launched from Falmouth given that it returned here to send the victim to hospital. Exactly where the hell is the cross border activity? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3503077/RNLI-rescues-seriously-injured-French-trawlerman-coast-Cornwall-EU-claims-example-cross-border-operation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3503077/RNLI-rescues-seriously-injured-French-trawlerman-coast-Cornwall-EU-claims-example-cross-border-operation.html)

Were they surrendering ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2016, 06:04:37 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2016, 05:57:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2016, 12:12:06 AM
Cross border cooperation my arse, the Falmouth Maritime Rescue Coordination Centre would have overseen the entire rescue operation and the lifeboat would likely also have been launched from Falmouth given that it returned here to send the victim to hospital. Exactly where the hell is the cross border activity? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3503077/RNLI-rescues-seriously-injured-French-trawlerman-coast-Cornwall-EU-claims-example-cross-border-operation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3503077/RNLI-rescues-seriously-injured-French-trawlerman-coast-Cornwall-EU-claims-example-cross-border-operation.html)

Were they surrendering ...... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
The BBC is just reportng that a bomb has gone off under the EU Commission and that "Nigel Farage is believed to be in Brussels". rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2016, 02:12:04 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3504372/Fans-fury-Jeremy-Kyle-pushed-aside-Brussels-attacks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3504372/Fans-fury-Jeremy-Kyle-pushed-aside-Brussels-attacks.html)


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on March 23, 2016, 09:20:50 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778)

JAPAN ZEBRA DROWNS IN GOLF LAKE ?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2016, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: beerhead on March 23, 2016, 09:20:50 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778)

JAPAN ZEBRA DROWNS IN GOLF LAKE ?

Do thry eat them, like whales?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2016, 03:37:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2016, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: beerhead on March 23, 2016, 09:20:50 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778)

JAPAN ZEBRA DROWNS IN GOLF LAKE ?

Do thry eat them, like whales?

Mr. Darwin Sir made a typo!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2016, 03:37:48 PM
Miss D probably hates stripey food  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2016, 05:56:41 PM
Is TMR moonlighting?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3506208/Club-night-offering-free-MIDGET-850-VIP-booking-condemned-distasteful-discriminatory.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3506208/Club-night-offering-free-MIDGET-850-VIP-booking-condemned-distasteful-discriminatory.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2016, 08:02:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2016, 03:37:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2016, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: beerhead on March 23, 2016, 09:20:50 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778)

JAPAN ZEBRA DROWNS IN GOLF LAKE ?

Do thry eat them, like whales?

Mr. Darwin Sir made a typo!  Shocked:

Fat finger syndrome.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2016, 08:05:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2016, 08:02:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2016, 03:37:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2016, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: beerhead on March 23, 2016, 09:20:50 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778)

JAPAN ZEBRA DROWNS IN GOLF LAKE ?

Do thry eat them, like whales?

Mr. Darwin Sir made a typo!  Shocked:

Fat finger syndrome.  redface:

Sack him........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2016, 08:07:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2016, 08:05:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2016, 08:02:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2016, 03:37:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2016, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: beerhead on March 23, 2016, 09:20:50 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778)

JAPAN ZEBRA DROWNS IN GOLF LAKE ?

Do thry eat them, like whales?

Mr. Darwin Sir made a typo!  Shocked:

Fat finger syndrome.  redface:

Sack him........ noooo:

 lol: lol:
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2016, 08:09:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2016, 08:05:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2016, 08:02:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2016, 03:37:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2016, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: beerhead on March 23, 2016, 09:20:50 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35878778)

JAPAN ZEBRA DROWNS IN GOLF LAKE ?

Do thry eat them, like whales?

Mr. Darwin Sir made a typo!  Shocked:

Fat finger syndrome.  redface:

Sack him........ noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2016, 01:17:21 AM
I see Tracey Ermin has found her intellectual equal and married them...  lol:

Quote
She was once the enfant terrible of British art, bursting into the establishment with her unmade bed.
Tracey Emin, the artist, has proved she still has the power to surprise, after announcing she has married a rock.
Emin, who this week opens a new exhibition in China, said she has married a large ancient stone in France, wearing her father's white funeral shroud.

She told The Art Newspaper: "It just means that at the moment I am not alone; somewhere on a hill facing the sea, there is a very beautiful ancient stone, and it’s not going anywhere.
"It will be there, waiting for me."
In a separate interview, she added: "It's in my garden, it's very nice and very impressive and I like it a lot.

"The other thing about the stone is that it could be quite monstrous and scary. Instead I saw it as a protection thing as opposed to a fearful thing."
Emin's latest exhibition, I Cried Because I Love You, will be in Hong Kong until May 21.
It is intended to explore the "universal" emotion of love, with the artist admitting: "Some people think it sounds sad, but I think that, for many people, they have felt tears of joy when they have really been in love."

When asked how her understanding of art had changed with age, Emin said: "I think that when we are younger, it is totally wrapped up in lust and physical conquest.
"My idea of love now is so heightened and spiritual that I really am looking for a soul mate; nothing else will do.
"Maybe when I was 18, I could have met someone who was my soul mate, but would not have known. I am very happy with the few people I have loved in my lifetime and I consider them to be extremely close friends.
"Not everyone can say that."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/12201671/Tracey-Emin-announces-she-has-married-a-rock.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/12201671/Tracey-Emin-announces-she-has-married-a-rock.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2016, 06:11:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2016, 01:17:21 AM
I see Tracey Ermin has found her intellectual equal and married them...  lol:

Quote
She was once the enfant terrible of British art, bursting into the establishment with her unmade bed.
Tracey Emin, the artist, has proved she still has the power to surprise, after announcing she has married a rock.
Emin, who this week opens a new exhibition in China, said she has married a large ancient stone in France, wearing her father's white funeral shroud.

She told The Art Newspaper: "It just means that at the moment I am not alone; somewhere on a hill facing the sea, there is a very beautiful ancient stone, and it’s not going anywhere.
"It will be there, waiting for me."
In a separate interview, she added: "It's in my garden, it's very nice and very impressive and I like it a lot.

"The other thing about the stone is that it could be quite monstrous and scary. Instead I saw it as a protection thing as opposed to a fearful thing."
Emin's latest exhibition, I Cried Because I Love You, will be in Hong Kong until May 21.
It is intended to explore the "universal" emotion of love, with the artist admitting: "Some people think it sounds sad, but I think that, for many people, they have felt tears of joy when they have really been in love."

When asked how her understanding of art had changed with age, Emin said: "I think that when we are younger, it is totally wrapped up in lust and physical conquest.
"My idea of love now is so heightened and spiritual that I really am looking for a soul mate; nothing else will do.
"Maybe when I was 18, I could have met someone who was my soul mate, but would not have known. I am very happy with the few people I have loved in my lifetime and I consider them to be extremely close friends.
"Not everyone can say that."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/12201671/Tracey-Emin-announces-she-has-married-a-rock.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/12201671/Tracey-Emin-announces-she-has-married-a-rock.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2016, 06:58:35 AM
To be fair now Ive thought about it I can understand why she did it.






A rock cant run away screaming after seeing her sans makeup first thing in the morning  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2016, 07:01:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2016, 06:58:35 AM
To be fair now Ive thought about it I can understand why she did it.






A rock cant run away screaming after seeing her sans makeup first thing in the morning  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2016, 07:26:28 AM
Well if she looks like this when 'dolled up'

**Member discretion advised, do not view image if of a nervous disposition or having just eaten**

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.vice.com%2Fcontent-images%2Fcontentimage%2Fno-slug%2F2ba5f3ae11e6efcfb64deebcba0d4d0b.jpg&hash=ce0911653d5fd2a36d40bd6e3f1baa0b35a61528)

Then something tells me she looks like a Wes Craven nightmare dream without any slap trowled on  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2016, 11:36:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2016, 07:01:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2016, 06:58:35 AM
To be fair now Ive thought about it I can understand why she did it.






A rock cant run away screaming after seeing her sans makeup first thing in the morning  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

She may be less than an oil painting but not all her stuff is total crap.  This amused me

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetimes.co.uk%2Ftto%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F00151%2F87112230_Emin_151951c.jpg&hash=33e6340b0a801fefd7b36796d24e20a99916f0fa) 'Mad Tracey from Margate. Everyone's been there, 1997'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2016, 11:51:43 PM
Microsoft lets AI with Tourettes loose on web

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35890188 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35890188)

"A chatbot developed by Microsoft has gone rogue on Twitter, swearing and making racist remarks and inflammatory political statements.
The experimental AI, which learns from conversations, was designed to interact with 18-24-year-olds.
Just 24 hours after artificial intelligence Tay was unleashed, Microsoft appeared to be editing some of its more inflammatory comments"

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2016, 12:05:57 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 24, 2016, 11:51:43 PM
Microsoft lets AI with Tourettes loose on web

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35890188 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35890188)

"A chatbot developed by Microsoft has gone rogue on Twitter, swearing and making racist remarks and inflammatory political statements.
The experimental AI, which learns from conversations, was designed to interact with 18-24-year-olds.
Just 24 hours after artificial intelligence Tay was unleashed, Microsoft appeared to be editing some of its more inflammatory comments"

 happy001

Wonder how much of that was down to the smuggers...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2016, 12:25:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2016, 12:05:57 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 24, 2016, 11:51:43 PM
Microsoft lets AI with Tourettes loose on web

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35890188 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35890188)

"A chatbot developed by Microsoft has gone rogue on Twitter, swearing and making racist remarks and inflammatory political statements.
The experimental AI, which learns from conversations, was designed to interact with 18-24-year-olds.
Just 24 hours after artificial intelligence Tay was unleashed, Microsoft appeared to be editing some of its more inflammatory comments"

 happy001

Wonder how much of that was down to the smuggers...  rubschin:

18 to 24 years olds ...not a lot of chance ... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2016, 12:28:08 AM
Oh that was the age range? Sorry I thought it was the IQ level  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2016, 12:30:08 AM
Oh God, where is that unsee button when you need it.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3508961/Too-Calderone-twerking-tiny-miniskirt-watched-3-5-million-times.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3508961/Too-Calderone-twerking-tiny-miniskirt-watched-3-5-million-times.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FTeamfortressUnsee_zpstrxurzn9.gif&hash=1b00003670472d9957012e04aa3aff9848c01fce) (http://s96.photobucket.com/user/markfrank19/media/TeamfortressUnsee_zpstrxurzn9.gif.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2016, 12:49:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2016, 12:28:08 AM
Oh that was the age range? Sorry I thought it was the IQ level  whistle:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2016, 02:36:04 PM
Cat survives 8 days in the post

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35906712 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35906712)


Has Nick been running training courses?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant on March 27, 2016, 06:45:07 PM
Flat packed cat as opposed to keyboard cat?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2016, 06:46:10 PM
 rubschin:

Post the cats here from Brighton you say?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2016, 10:58:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2016, 02:36:04 PM
Cat survives 8 days in the post

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35906712 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35906712)


Has Nick been running training courses?

Either that or the cat thought that Nick was coming to take care of them and so mounted a desperate escape...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2016, 11:10:19 PM
Well you certainly look like a real someething, cockwomble comes to mind.  noooo:

Apey you may want to sit down for this, £35,000 to look like this

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F03%2F27%2F12%2F329748DB00000578-3511242-image-a-12_1459078272702.jpg&hash=2297e0146147aea71f5b6762e0bd5ebc186ffcbd)

I wouldn't be surprised if this image was mistaken for one of Baldy's 'special' blow up dolls...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F03%2F27%2F12%2F329748CB00000578-3511242-image-a-8_1459078202439.jpg&hash=d8e63e906962c4cb64d78544c9d13626832739e4)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3511242/Real-life-Ken-doll-splashes-305-000-surgery-look-like-ideal-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3511242/Real-life-Ken-doll-splashes-305-000-surgery-look-like-ideal-man.html)

Surely there must be a point where even the most unethical plastic surgeon must look at their patient and say enough is enough.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2016, 11:15:24 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2016, 11:18:50 PM
On balance no such point exists, Pete Burns is living proof of that fact.  noooo:

Going from this back in the 80's

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.ok.co.uk%2F1429625435_pete-burns-dead-or-alive.jpg&hash=ea538c50c8b21a92584e082147424f0655e0d959)

To present day

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.retecool.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F02%2Fpete-burns-freak.jpg&hash=26c5a99d3d0a844b30a2b4c5d61c61b2989bbe28)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2016, 11:22:39 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2016, 11:24:09 PM
Have we done the fake holiday woman yet

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35900804/kenyan-woman-edits-herself-into-holiday-photos-with-hilarious-consequences (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35900804/kenyan-woman-edits-herself-into-holiday-photos-with-hilarious-consequences)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fichef.bbci.co.uk%2Fnews%2F976%2Fcpsprodpb%2FB08A%2Fproduction%2F_88949154_china3.jpg&hash=e087f3dfa2b30f0a6f3d79548b13c64c26d4911c)

Nice happy ending too.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2016, 07:37:01 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2Fagtcvr0ab%2Feggs.jpg&hash=5c0d15e5ff10cfe30cad68fc6311a9e6172df96e) (http://postimg.org/image/agtcvr0ab/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2016, 08:15:29 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 28, 2016, 07:37:01 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2Fagtcvr0ab%2Feggs.jpg&hash=5c0d15e5ff10cfe30cad68fc6311a9e6172df96e) (http://postimg.org/image/agtcvr0ab/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2016, 10:21:06 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/watership-down-parents-left-horrified-as-1978-animated-film-traumatises-children-on-easter-sunday-a6956061.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/watership-down-parents-left-horrified-as-1978-animated-film-traumatises-children-on-easter-sunday-a6956061.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2016, 11:24:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2016, 08:15:29 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 28, 2016, 07:37:01 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2Fagtcvr0ab%2Feggs.jpg&hash=5c0d15e5ff10cfe30cad68fc6311a9e6172df96e) (http://postimg.org/image/agtcvr0ab/)

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2016, 12:57:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 28, 2016, 11:24:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2016, 08:15:29 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 28, 2016, 07:37:01 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2Fagtcvr0ab%2Feggs.jpg&hash=5c0d15e5ff10cfe30cad68fc6311a9e6172df96e) (http://postimg.org/image/agtcvr0ab/)

happy001
happy001 happy001

 happy001 happy001 happy001




 rubschin:



Hang on, doesn't Miss D like Creme Eggs...

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2016, 12:58:56 PM
The latest tattoo craze, or how to make yourself look like an absolute cockwomble while making the tattooist a fortune.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3511810/Blackout-tattoos-new-trend-getting-inked.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3511810/Blackout-tattoos-new-trend-getting-inked.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2016, 01:23:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2016, 12:58:56 PM
The latest tattoo craze, or how to make yourself look like an absolute cockwomble while making the tattooist a fortune.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3511810/Blackout-tattoos-new-trend-getting-inked.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3511810/Blackout-tattoos-new-trend-getting-inked.html)

Good grief....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2016, 02:29:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2016, 01:23:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2016, 12:58:56 PM
The latest tattoo craze, or how to make yourself look like an absolute cockwomble while making the tattooist a fortune.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3511810/Blackout-tattoos-new-trend-getting-inked.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3511810/Blackout-tattoos-new-trend-getting-inked.html)

Good grief....  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2016, 08:36:35 AM
I've been saying for a while that when my time comes I don't want a funeral but to have the money put behind the bar for a pissup wake instead.  Thumbs:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35913126 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35913126)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 30, 2016, 01:25:08 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160330%2Fddfe2abd29928fdcf1fee7c3910836d6.jpg&hash=6ae89842c56429bd35896885a6185063fcfde679)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 30, 2016, 01:29:53 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 30, 2016, 01:25:08 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160330%2Fddfe2abd29928fdcf1fee7c3910836d6.jpg&hash=6ae89842c56429bd35896885a6185063fcfde679)
Punched as in boxing or rail tickets?

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2016, 01:58:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 30, 2016, 01:29:53 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 30, 2016, 01:25:08 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160330%2Fddfe2abd29928fdcf1fee7c3910836d6.jpg&hash=6ae89842c56429bd35896885a6185063fcfde679)
Punched as in boxing or rail tickets?
Or full of collapso and fruit based concoction?

I don't really want to know
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2016, 02:09:54 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3504339/Ouch-Male-cheerleader-flips-straight-SPLITS-staggering-gymnastics-routine-sure-make-wince.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3504339/Ouch-Male-cheerleader-flips-straight-SPLITS-staggering-gymnastics-routine-sure-make-wince.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2016, 03:09:06 PM
Maiowaway and shite  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515109/Wey-aye-pet-Cats-Newcastle-miaow-Geordie-says-study-finds-felines-adopt-accents-owners.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515109/Wey-aye-pet-Cats-Newcastle-miaow-Geordie-says-study-finds-felines-adopt-accents-owners.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2016, 04:51:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2016, 03:09:06 PM
Maiowaway and shite  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515109/Wey-aye-pet-Cats-Newcastle-miaow-Geordie-says-study-finds-felines-adopt-accents-owners.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515109/Wey-aye-pet-Cats-Newcastle-miaow-Geordie-says-study-finds-felines-adopt-accents-owners.html)
Do Scottish cows go Och aye the Moo?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2016, 06:55:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 30, 2016, 04:51:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2016, 03:09:06 PM
Maiowaway and shite  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515109/Wey-aye-pet-Cats-Newcastle-miaow-Geordie-says-study-finds-felines-adopt-accents-owners.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515109/Wey-aye-pet-Cats-Newcastle-miaow-Geordie-says-study-finds-felines-adopt-accents-owners.html)
Do Scottish cows go Och aye the Moo?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2016, 07:45:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 30, 2016, 04:51:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2016, 03:09:06 PM
Maiowaway and shite  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515109/Wey-aye-pet-Cats-Newcastle-miaow-Geordie-says-study-finds-felines-adopt-accents-owners.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515109/Wey-aye-pet-Cats-Newcastle-miaow-Geordie-says-study-finds-felines-adopt-accents-owners.html)
Do Scottish cows go Och aye the Moo?

No but the Cornish ones go Moo Arrrrr My Loverrrr  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2016, 11:21:21 PM
Nick? Then again it doesn't mention being cack handed... rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3515520/Are-grammar-Nazi-Language-pedants-likely-introverted-disagreeable.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3515520/Are-grammar-Nazi-Language-pedants-likely-introverted-disagreeable.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2016, 11:50:25 PM
As days out go I think I'll pass thanks...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3515335/National-Poo-Museum-opens-Isle-Wight-Zoo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3515335/National-Poo-Museum-opens-Isle-Wight-Zoo.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2016, 05:16:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2016, 11:50:25 PM
As days out go I think I'll pass thanks...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3515335/National-Poo-Museum-opens-Isle-Wight-Zoo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3515335/National-Poo-Museum-opens-Isle-Wight-Zoo.html)

Have they got a dog ??,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2016, 05:23:55 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2016, 05:16:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2016, 11:50:25 PM
As days out go I think I'll pass thanks...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3515335/National-Poo-Museum-opens-Isle-Wight-Zoo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3515335/National-Poo-Museum-opens-Isle-Wight-Zoo.html)

Have they got a dog ??,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2016, 07:56:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2016, 11:50:25 PM
As days out go I think I'll pass thanks...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3515335/National-Poo-Museum-opens-Isle-Wight-Zoo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3515335/National-Poo-Museum-opens-Isle-Wight-Zoo.html)

 ::) Load of crap.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2016, 08:38:47 PM
http://cyprus-mail.com/2016/03/31/dead-man-driving/ (http://cyprus-mail.com/2016/03/31/dead-man-driving/)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2016, 09:59:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2016, 08:38:47 PM
http://cyprus-mail.com/2016/03/31/dead-man-driving/ (http://cyprus-mail.com/2016/03/31/dead-man-driving/)

 ;D
lol: lol:

Why not just shoot him?  He's already 'dead' so who could complain. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2016, 10:46:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 31, 2016, 09:59:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2016, 08:38:47 PM
http://cyprus-mail.com/2016/03/31/dead-man-driving/ (http://cyprus-mail.com/2016/03/31/dead-man-driving/)

 ;D
lol: lol:

Why not just shoot him?  He's already 'dead' so who could complain.

Got him dead to rights you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on April 01, 2016, 07:54:59 AM
http://www.newsincyprus.com/news/8213/cyprus-police-confirm-karaoke-fines (http://www.newsincyprus.com/news/8213/cyprus-police-confirm-karaoke-fines)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2016, 09:57:42 AM
Quote from: Pirate on April 01, 2016, 07:54:59 AM
http://www.newsincyprus.com/news/8213/cyprus-police-confirm-karaoke-fines (http://www.newsincyprus.com/news/8213/cyprus-police-confirm-karaoke-fines)
  rubschin:  checks calendar
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2016, 11:37:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 01, 2016, 09:57:42 AM
Quote from: Pirate on April 01, 2016, 07:54:59 AM
http://www.newsincyprus.com/news/8213/cyprus-police-confirm-karaoke-fines (http://www.newsincyprus.com/news/8213/cyprus-police-confirm-karaoke-fines)
  rubschin:  checks calendar

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2016, 11:00:40 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3520393/Surgeons-save-man-s-hand-amputated-sewing-pocket-belly.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3520393/Surgeons-save-man-s-hand-amputated-sewing-pocket-belly.html)

 rubschin:

If Apey had this done while holding his wallet it would be even harder to open....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2016, 08:59:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2016, 11:00:40 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3520393/Surgeons-save-man-s-hand-amputated-sewing-pocket-belly.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3520393/Surgeons-save-man-s-hand-amputated-sewing-pocket-belly.html)

 rubschin:

If Apey had this done while holding his wallet it would be even harder to open....

Not clicking....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2016, 11:32:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2016, 08:59:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2016, 11:00:40 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3520393/Surgeons-save-man-s-hand-amputated-sewing-pocket-belly.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3520393/Surgeons-save-man-s-hand-amputated-sewing-pocket-belly.html)

 rubschin:

If Apey had this done while holding his wallet it would be even harder to open....

Not clicking....  noooo:

Can't help but wonder what it would feel like if he wriggled his fingers...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2016, 02:40:11 PM
Fat gormless and talking bollocks, can't think why Americans would have been so freaked out by Mr Blobby, the deep south is filled by the same sort of thing...   rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3521556/Americans-left-freaking-discovering-bizarre-English-TV-character-Mr-Blobby-time.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3521556/Americans-left-freaking-discovering-bizarre-English-TV-character-Mr-Blobby-time.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2016, 03:13:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2016, 02:40:11 PM
Fat gormless and talking bollocks, can't think why Americans would have been so freaked out by Mr Blobby, the deep south is filled by the same sort of thing...   rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3521556/Americans-left-freaking-discovering-bizarre-English-TV-character-Mr-Blobby-time.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3521556/Americans-left-freaking-discovering-bizarre-English-TV-character-Mr-Blobby-time.html)

He's a 'Pinko' that's what they don't like in the former colonies.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs.hswstatic.com%2Fgif%2Fmccarthyism-3.jpg&hash=2210a20e8aaededb92a3e2653a66ab7fa45c396d)

"Mr Blobby, are you now, or have you ever been, an entertaining TV character?"

Definitely not guilty.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2016, 03:15:40 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2016, 03:13:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2016, 02:40:11 PM
Fat gormless and talking bollocks, can't think why Americans would have been so freaked out by Mr Blobby, the deep south is filled by the same sort of thing...   rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3521556/Americans-left-freaking-discovering-bizarre-English-TV-character-Mr-Blobby-time.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3521556/Americans-left-freaking-discovering-bizarre-English-TV-character-Mr-Blobby-time.html)

He's a 'Pinko' that's what they don't like in the former colonies.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs.hswstatic.com%2Fgif%2Fmccarthyism-3.jpg&hash=2210a20e8aaededb92a3e2653a66ab7fa45c396d)

"Mr Blobby, are you now, or have you ever been, an entertaining TV character?"

Definitely not guilty.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2016, 04:46:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2016, 03:15:40 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2016, 03:13:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2016, 02:40:11 PM
Fat gormless and talking bollocks, can't think why Americans would have been so freaked out by Mr Blobby, the deep south is filled by the same sort of thing...   rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3521556/Americans-left-freaking-discovering-bizarre-English-TV-character-Mr-Blobby-time.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3521556/Americans-left-freaking-discovering-bizarre-English-TV-character-Mr-Blobby-time.html)

He's a 'Pinko' that's what they don't like in the former colonies.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs.hswstatic.com%2Fgif%2Fmccarthyism-3.jpg&hash=2210a20e8aaededb92a3e2653a66ab7fa45c396d)

"Mr Blobby, are you now, or have you ever been, an entertaining TV character?"

Definitely not guilty.

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2016, 11:44:05 PM
A simulation of being cremated and then reborn through a latex womb for $80 a shot? What the bloody hell???  eeek: eeek:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd2GqA0blTo#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2016, 08:03:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2016, 11:44:05 PM
A simulation of being cremated and then reborn through a latex womb for $80 a shot? What the bloody hell???  eeek: eeek:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd2GqA0blTo#)

The world has officially gone stark raving mad....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2016, 11:10:31 PM
What................the............ungodly............fuck?????  eeek: eeek: eeek:

You paid to turn yourself from this:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F04%2F05%2F09%2F32DB5C0200000578-3524063-image-m-29_1459844207043.jpg&hash=0524b44d7ac592019b49ba540db63052012dc9a0)

To this:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F04%2F05%2F09%2F32DB5C1300000578-0-image-a-6_1459844000405.jpg&hash=180ba0999f68e62eeb8b56c37ca78954946fc09d)

Even going as far as having your ears and most of your nose removed??

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3524063/Transgender-woman-Eva-Tiamat-Medusa-ears-nose-removed-dragon-lady.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3524063/Transgender-woman-Eva-Tiamat-Medusa-ears-nose-removed-dragon-lady.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on April 05, 2016, 11:13:10 PM
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-boy-gps-instructions-bear-right-story.html (http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-boy-gps-instructions-bear-right-story.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2016, 05:17:33 AM
Quote from: Pirate on April 05, 2016, 11:13:10 PM
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-boy-gps-instructions-bear-right-story.html (http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-boy-gps-instructions-bear-right-story.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2016, 05:18:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2016, 11:10:31 PM
What................the............ungodly............fuck?????  eeek: eeek: eeek:

You paid to turn yourself from this:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F04%2F05%2F09%2F32DB5C0200000578-3524063-image-m-29_1459844207043.jpg&hash=0524b44d7ac592019b49ba540db63052012dc9a0)

To this:

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Even going as far as having your ears and most of your nose removed??

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3524063/Transgender-woman-Eva-Tiamat-Medusa-ears-nose-removed-dragon-lady.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3524063/Transgender-woman-Eva-Tiamat-Medusa-ears-nose-removed-dragon-lady.html)

Two words...

Total mong...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2016, 11:51:29 PM
Energy shield master??  happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3526249/Energy-shield-master-dares-martial-arts-expert-hit-face-ends-exactly-expect.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3526249/Energy-shield-master-dares-martial-arts-expert-hit-face-ends-exactly-expect.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2016, 11:52:47 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3526399/Sex-bomb-Mass-evacuation-sparked-suspicious-buzzing-gambling-hall-Germany-caused-vibrating-penis-ring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3526399/Sex-bomb-Mass-evacuation-sparked-suspicious-buzzing-gambling-hall-Germany-caused-vibrating-penis-ring.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 07, 2016, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2016, 11:52:47 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3526399/Sex-bomb-Mass-evacuation-sparked-suspicious-buzzing-gambling-hall-Germany-caused-vibrating-penis-ring.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3526399/Sex-bomb-Mass-evacuation-sparked-suspicious-buzzing-gambling-hall-Germany-caused-vibrating-penis-ring.html)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2016, 12:59:14 AM
I didn't know whether to put this in here or in the agony corner as either would seem appropriate. Carving an 18 inch cassava root and shoving it where the sun doesn't shine must hurt like hell surely.  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3527712/Man-constructive-surgery-intestines-carving-18-inch-yucca-plant-shape-penis-using-sex-toy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3527712/Man-constructive-surgery-intestines-carving-18-inch-yucca-plant-shape-penis-using-sex-toy.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2016, 08:23:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2016, 12:59:14 AM
I didn't know whether to put this in here or in the agony corner as either would seem appropriate. Carving an 18 inch cassava root and shoving it where the sun doesn't shine must hurt like hell surely.  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3527712/Man-constructive-surgery-intestines-carving-18-inch-yucca-plant-shape-penis-using-sex-toy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3527712/Man-constructive-surgery-intestines-carving-18-inch-yucca-plant-shape-penis-using-sex-toy.html)
  eeek:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2016, 08:37:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2016, 12:59:14 AM
I didn't know whether to put this in here or in the agony corner as either would seem appropriate. Carving an 18 inch cassava root and shoving it where the sun doesn't shine must hurt like hell surely.  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3527712/Man-constructive-surgery-intestines-carving-18-inch-yucca-plant-shape-penis-using-sex-toy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3527712/Man-constructive-surgery-intestines-carving-18-inch-yucca-plant-shape-penis-using-sex-toy.html)

What went through his head...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2016, 09:29:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 08, 2016, 08:37:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2016, 12:59:14 AM
I didn't know whether to put this in here or in the agony corner as either would seem appropriate. Carving an 18 inch cassava root and shoving it where the sun doesn't shine must hurt like hell surely.  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3527712/Man-constructive-surgery-intestines-carving-18-inch-yucca-plant-shape-penis-using-sex-toy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3527712/Man-constructive-surgery-intestines-carving-18-inch-yucca-plant-shape-penis-using-sex-toy.html)

What went through his head...?  noooo:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2016, 11:23:27 AM
 eeek: Sorry BM I need to borrow the bucket...  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529572/I-m-love-son-want-baby-Mother-falls-son-gave-adoption-32-years-ago.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529572/I-m-love-son-want-baby-Mother-falls-son-gave-adoption-32-years-ago.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2016, 12:52:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2016, 11:23:27 AM
eeek: Sorry BM I need to borrow the bucket...  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529572/I-m-love-son-want-baby-Mother-falls-son-gave-adoption-32-years-ago.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529572/I-m-love-son-want-baby-Mother-falls-son-gave-adoption-32-years-ago.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2016, 01:15:21 PM
Bad and wrong on so many levels noooo: , not to mention the age difference  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2016, 03:18:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2016, 11:23:27 AM
eeek: Sorry BM I need to borrow the bucket...  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529572/I-m-love-son-want-baby-Mother-falls-son-gave-adoption-32-years-ago.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529572/I-m-love-son-want-baby-Mother-falls-son-gave-adoption-32-years-ago.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newturfers.com%2Fmwf%2Fattach%2F78%2F262678%2FBillyRedden-TheBanjoKidFromDeliverance.jpg&hash=92522e734b6255d8bf50c8603bf568e0433b049b)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2016, 06:13:02 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2016, 03:18:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2016, 11:23:27 AM
eeek: Sorry BM I need to borrow the bucket...  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529572/I-m-love-son-want-baby-Mother-falls-son-gave-adoption-32-years-ago.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529572/I-m-love-son-want-baby-Mother-falls-son-gave-adoption-32-years-ago.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newturfers.com%2Fmwf%2Fattach%2F78%2F262678%2FBillyRedden-TheBanjoKidFromDeliverance.jpg&hash=92522e734b6255d8bf50c8603bf568e0433b049b)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2016, 10:57:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2016, 03:18:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2016, 11:23:27 AM
eeek: Sorry BM I need to borrow the bucket...  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529572/I-m-love-son-want-baby-Mother-falls-son-gave-adoption-32-years-ago.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529572/I-m-love-son-want-baby-Mother-falls-son-gave-adoption-32-years-ago.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newturfers.com%2Fmwf%2Fattach%2F78%2F262678%2FBillyRedden-TheBanjoKidFromDeliverance.jpg&hash=92522e734b6255d8bf50c8603bf568e0433b049b)

They be from Norfolk be they..  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2016, 06:39:25 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3530896/Sharp-Shooter-Talented-gunman-fires-end-friend-s-cigarette-AK-47-Pakistani-daredevils-play-dangerous-game.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3530896/Sharp-Shooter-Talented-gunman-fires-end-friend-s-cigarette-AK-47-Pakistani-daredevils-play-dangerous-game.html)

No BM, you can't try that trick with your shotgun...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2016, 07:30:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2016, 06:39:25 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3530896/Sharp-Shooter-Talented-gunman-fires-end-friend-s-cigarette-AK-47-Pakistani-daredevils-play-dangerous-game.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3530896/Sharp-Shooter-Talented-gunman-fires-end-friend-s-cigarette-AK-47-Pakistani-daredevils-play-dangerous-game.html)

No BM, you can't try that trick with your shotgun...  noooo:

Not even when her lighter runs out...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2016, 09:32:31 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35979412 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35979412)

Toy dog sent into stratosphere

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.abclocal.go.com%2Fcontent%2Fcreativecontent%2Fimages%2Fcms%2F1283540_630x354.jpg&hash=dd2e5531c8ef92b5f38d7394a912fc1b67be46c9)  :thumbsup:

(sadly still missing)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2016, 09:49:23 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 09, 2016, 09:32:31 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35979412 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35979412)

Toy dog sent into stratosphere

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.abclocal.go.com%2Fcontent%2Fcreativecontent%2Fimages%2Fcms%2F1283540_630x354.jpg&hash=dd2e5531c8ef92b5f38d7394a912fc1b67be46c9)  :thumbsup:

(sadly still missing)


Wwwwaaayyyyssssissssttttt!  cussing:

How dare they send a white dog???  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2016, 10:11:14 AM
Karma is a wonderful thing, what is that phrase again? Ah yes, mess with the bull and you get the horns.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2F00%2F3303540B00000578-0-image-a-5_1460244344489.jpg&hash=18b1853f20f3e819272522a5bbdd88dba99757f5)

Judging from the size of the horns I'm guessing he is related to Mr Yucca Lover if he walked away with 'minor injuries'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3532045/Bullseye-Shocking-moment-matador-gored-buttocks-raging-bull-incredibly-waddles-away-just-minor-injuries.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3532045/Bullseye-Shocking-moment-matador-gored-buttocks-raging-bull-incredibly-waddles-away-just-minor-injuries.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2016, 10:35:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2016, 10:11:14 AM
Karma is a wonderful thing, what is that phrase again? Ah yes, mess with the bull and you get the horns.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F04%2F10%2F00%2F3303540B00000578-0-image-a-5_1460244344489.jpg&hash=18b1853f20f3e819272522a5bbdd88dba99757f5)

Judging from the size of the horns I'm guessing he is related to Mr Yucca Lover if he walked away with 'minor injuries'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3532045/Bullseye-Shocking-moment-matador-gored-buttocks-raging-bull-incredibly-waddles-away-just-minor-injuries.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3532045/Bullseye-Shocking-moment-matador-gored-buttocks-raging-bull-incredibly-waddles-away-just-minor-injuries.html)

As you say, I'm not sure that many of us find that picture particularly shocking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2016, 11:32:59 PM
I think it's safe to say that this guy was pissed  lol:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/pissed-copy.jpg?w=748&h=538&crop=1)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/10/man-sleeps-in-urinal-after-night-out-5807768/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/10/man-sleeps-in-urinal-after-night-out-5807768/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2016, 05:23:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2016, 11:32:59 PM
I think it's safe to say that this guy was pissed on  lol:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/pissed-copy.jpg?w=748&h=538&crop=1)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/10/man-sleeps-in-urinal-after-night-out-5807768/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/10/man-sleeps-in-urinal-after-night-out-5807768/)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2016, 09:07:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 11, 2016, 05:23:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2016, 11:32:59 PM
I think it's safe to say that this guy was pissed on  lol:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/pissed-copy.jpg?w=748&h=538&crop=1)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/10/man-sleeps-in-urinal-after-night-out-5807768/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/10/man-sleeps-in-urinal-after-night-out-5807768/)

 whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2016, 03:06:16 PM

At least they were safe from aliens (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bank-robbers-tin-foil-brazil_us_570a36d8e4b0885fb50d53dc)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2016, 08:03:34 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2016, 03:06:16 PM

At least they were safe from aliens (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bank-robbers-tin-foil-brazil_us_570a36d8e4b0885fb50d53dc)
;D

maybe they were aliens
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2016, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2016, 03:06:16 PM

At least they were safe from aliens (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bank-robbers-tin-foil-brazil_us_570a36d8e4b0885fb50d53dc)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2016, 03:11:53 PM
BOGOF (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/new-cosmetic-surgery-rules-could-see-practitioners-struck-off-for-offering-2-for-1-deals-and-a6980391.html)

I see that dodgy cosmetic surgeons are to be banned from offering BOGOF deals on boob enlargement.

Are there really that many women out there who were planning to have just one of them done?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 12, 2016, 03:18:11 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2016, 03:11:53 PM
BOGOF (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/new-cosmetic-surgery-rules-could-see-practitioners-struck-off-for-offering-2-for-1-deals-and-a6980391.html)

I see that dodgy cosmetic surgeons are to be banned from offering BOGOF deals on boob enlargement.

Are there really that many women out there who were planning to have just one of them done?
My exact reaction.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2016, 03:19:44 PM
I spose that confronted with any normal bosom TMR breaks out the climbing ropes and grappling irons  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 12, 2016, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2016, 03:19:44 PM
I spose that confronted with any normal bosom TMR breaks out the climbing ropes and grappling irons  noooo:
I spose that confronted with any normal  woman Mr Nick breaks out the blue pills and chloroform handkerchief.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2016, 03:44:42 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 12, 2016, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2016, 03:19:44 PM
I spose that confronted with any normal bosom TMR breaks out the climbing ropes and grappling irons  noooo:
I spose that confronted with any normal  woman Mr Nick breaks out the blue pills and chloroform handkerchief.

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2016, 03:47:52 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2016, 03:58:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2016, 03:44:42 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 12, 2016, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2016, 03:19:44 PM
I spose that confronted with any normal bosom TMR breaks out the climbing ropes and grappling irons  noooo:
I spose that confronted with any normal  woman Mr Nick breaks out the blue pills and chloroform handkerchief.

happy001

happy001 happy001  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2016, 03:59:33 PM
 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2016, 05:00:44 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2016, 03:11:53 PM
BOGOF (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/new-cosmetic-surgery-rules-could-see-practitioners-struck-off-for-offering-2-for-1-deals-and-a6980391.html)

I see that dodgy cosmetic surgeons are to be banned from offering BOGOF deals on boob enlargement.

Are there really that many women out there who were planning to have just one of them done?
drumroll:

Lily Allen might go for Buy Two get One Free
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2016, 08:25:38 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2016, 03:11:53 PM
BOGOF (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/new-cosmetic-surgery-rules-could-see-practitioners-struck-off-for-offering-2-for-1-deals-and-a6980391.html)

I see that dodgy cosmetic surgeons are to be banned from offering BOGOF deals on boob enlargement.

Are there really that many women out there who were planning to have just one of them done?

I suppose it's useful for those gormless Jeremy Kyle fodder bints who are used to feeling a right tit.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2016, 02:09:16 PM
http://newsthump.com/2016/04/13/sex-worker-shamed-by-relationship-with-politician/ (http://newsthump.com/2016/04/13/sex-worker-shamed-by-relationship-with-politician/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2016, 03:35:18 PM
That twat Bono suggests employing comedians against ISIS. I have some candidates  eveilgrin:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/04/13/bono_wants_comedy_stars_to_fight_isis.html?utm_content=inf_11_2641_2&wpsrc=socialedge&tse_id=INF_ba861ec7f55c40ce9e505e1fcf33037d (http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/04/13/bono_wants_comedy_stars_to_fight_isis.html?utm_content=inf_11_2641_2&wpsrc=socialedge&tse_id=INF_ba861ec7f55c40ce9e505e1fcf33037d)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 13, 2016, 03:42:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2016, 03:35:18 PM
That twat Bono suggests employing comedians against ISIS. I have some candidates  eveilgrin:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/04/13/bono_wants_comedy_stars_to_fight_isis.html?utm_content=inf_11_2641_2&wpsrc=socialedge&tse_id=INF_ba861ec7f55c40ce9e505e1fcf33037d (http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/04/13/bono_wants_comedy_stars_to_fight_isis.html?utm_content=inf_11_2641_2&wpsrc=socialedge&tse_id=INF_ba861ec7f55c40ce9e505e1fcf33037d)

Make them commit suicide without bombs you say?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2016, 03:43:53 PM
Send Apey to entertain them, you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2016, 03:50:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2016, 02:09:16 PM
http://newsthump.com/2016/04/13/sex-worker-shamed-by-relationship-with-politician/ (http://newsthump.com/2016/04/13/sex-worker-shamed-by-relationship-with-politician/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 13, 2016, 04:56:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2016, 03:43:53 PM
Send Apey to entertain them, you say?  rubschin:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2016, 10:01:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 13, 2016, 04:56:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2016, 03:43:53 PM
Send Apey to entertain them, you say?  rubschin:

 cussing:

You tell him Apey, after all Bono said comedians...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2016, 10:02:30 PM
A happy heartwarming tale from the Metro......have I fallen through the looking glass?  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/12/man-to-sell-his-bakery-to-homeless-man-for-just-80p-5810523/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/12/man-to-sell-his-bakery-to-homeless-man-for-just-80p-5810523/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2016, 11:59:59 PM
60 grand to look like barbie dolls that have been left in the sun for too long...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3540404/Mother-daughter-splashed-60-000-plastic-surgery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3540404/Mother-daughter-splashed-60-000-plastic-surgery.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2016, 08:57:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2016, 11:59:59 PM
60 grand to look like barbie dolls that have been left in the sun for too long...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3540404/Mother-daughter-splashed-60-000-plastic-surgery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3540404/Mother-daughter-splashed-60-000-plastic-surgery.html)

OMG!  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FTeamfortressUnsee_zpstrxurzn9.gif&hash=1b00003670472d9957012e04aa3aff9848c01fce) (http://s96.photobucket.com/user/markfrank19/media/TeamfortressUnsee_zpstrxurzn9.gif.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2016, 11:37:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2016, 10:02:30 PM
A happy heartwarming tale from the Metro......have I fallen through the looking glass?  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/12/man-to-sell-his-bakery-to-homeless-man-for-just-80p-5810523/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/12/man-to-sell-his-bakery-to-homeless-man-for-just-80p-5810523/)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2016, 01:20:11 PM
'You're bald. Your nose is really big. We hope your private parts are as big' 

Oh why couldn't they have taken Phillip with them. lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3540042/Duchess-shocked-rude-chanting-archery-contest-Bhutan.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3540042/Duchess-shocked-rude-chanting-archery-contest-Bhutan.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2016, 12:00:05 AM
DJ Thundermuscle  happy001

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/661477/Steve-Davis-snooker-legend-to-become-techno-DJ-Thundermuscle-dates-tour (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/661477/Steve-Davis-snooker-legend-to-become-techno-DJ-Thundermuscle-dates-tour)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2016, 12:13:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2016, 12:00:05 AM
DJ Thundermuscle  happy001

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/661477/Steve-Davis-snooker-legend-to-become-techno-DJ-Thundermuscle-dates-tour (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/661477/Steve-Davis-snooker-legend-to-become-techno-DJ-Thundermuscle-dates-tour)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2016, 10:30:15 AM
Found a clip of him on youtube. Sounds like he may be playing the records backwards and he dances like Baldymort  lol:

http://youtu.be/_DsquFWdYmY (http://youtu.be/_DsquFWdYmY)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2016, 01:44:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2016, 10:30:15 AM
Found a clip of him on youtube. Sounds like he may be playing the records backwards and he dances like Baldymort  lol:

http://youtu.be/_DsquFWdYmY (http://youtu.be/_DsquFWdYmY)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2016, 02:52:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2016, 10:30:15 AM
Found a clip of him on youtube. Sounds like he may be playing the records backwards and he dances like Baldymort  lol:

http://youtu.be/_DsquFWdYmY (http://youtu.be/_DsquFWdYmY)
Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2016, 02:59:50 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 16, 2016, 01:44:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2016, 10:30:15 AM
Found a clip of him on youtube. Sounds like he may be playing the records backwards and he dances like Baldymort  lol:

http://youtu.be/_DsquFWdYmY (http://youtu.be/_DsquFWdYmY)
noooo:

He is just cue-ing up the tracks ...... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2016, 03:01:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 16, 2016, 02:59:50 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 16, 2016, 01:44:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2016, 10:30:15 AM
Found a clip of him on youtube. Sounds like he may be playing the records backwards and he dances like Baldymort  lol:

http://youtu.be/_DsquFWdYmY (http://youtu.be/_DsquFWdYmY)
noooo:

He is just cue-ing up the tracks ...... whistle:

Booom-tish!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2016, 06:38:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 16, 2016, 02:52:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2016, 10:30:15 AM
Found a clip of him on youtube. Sounds like he may be playing the records backwards and he dances like Baldymort  lol:

http://youtu.be/_DsquFWdYmY (http://youtu.be/_DsquFWdYmY)
Oi!  cussing:

I can always dig out 'that' video for comparison old boy..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2016, 01:58:15 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/04/a-gay-penguin-couple-have-been-moved-to-a-new-zoo-so-they-can-be-together-88392/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/04/a-gay-penguin-couple-have-been-moved-to-a-new-zoo-so-they-can-be-together-88392/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2016, 02:09:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2016, 01:58:15 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/04/a-gay-penguin-couple-have-been-moved-to-a-new-zoo-so-they-can-be-together-88392/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/04/a-gay-penguin-couple-have-been-moved-to-a-new-zoo-so-they-can-be-together-88392/)
Aah  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 18, 2016, 07:10:52 PM
No wonder they walk funny
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2016, 07:16:53 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 18, 2016, 07:10:52 PM
No wonder they walk funny

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2016, 07:22:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 18, 2016, 07:16:53 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 18, 2016, 07:10:52 PM
No wonder they walk funny

 drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2016, 10:17:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2016, 07:22:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 18, 2016, 07:16:53 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 18, 2016, 07:10:52 PM
No wonder they walk funny

 drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2016, 01:35:08 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I suppose it gives 'firecrotch' a whole new meaning....

http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/25/woman-accidentally-sets-her-vagina-on-fire-during-dance-competition-5775334/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/25/woman-accidentally-sets-her-vagina-on-fire-during-dance-competition-5775334/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2016, 01:35:45 AM
WTF??  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/17/this-bar-needs-someone-to-watch-porn-all-week-and-the-reason-is-bizarre-5822980/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/17/this-bar-needs-someone-to-watch-porn-all-week-and-the-reason-is-bizarre-5822980/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2016, 04:25:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2016, 01:35:45 AM
WTF??  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/17/this-bar-needs-someone-to-watch-porn-all-week-and-the-reason-is-bizarre-5822980/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/17/this-bar-needs-someone-to-watch-porn-all-week-and-the-reason-is-bizarre-5822980/)

Quote
I was once hiding in the women’s bathroom at a nightclub and I could not believe how dirtily they were talking. We are trying to mirror that image.

Wankah:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 20, 2016, 08:35:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2016, 01:35:45 AM
WTF??  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/17/this-bar-needs-someone-to-watch-porn-all-week-and-the-reason-is-bizarre-5822980/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/17/this-bar-needs-someone-to-watch-porn-all-week-and-the-reason-is-bizarre-5822980/)
eeek:

Your "WTF" seems most apt Meister
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 20, 2016, 09:14:43 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/04/pthe-dildo-drone-here-for-hands-free-masturbation-88721/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/04/pthe-dildo-drone-here-for-hands-free-masturbation-88721/) eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 20, 2016, 04:38:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 20, 2016, 09:14:43 AM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/04/pthe-dildo-drone-here-for-hands-free-masturbation-88721/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/04/pthe-dildo-drone-here-for-hands-free-masturbation-88721/) eeek:
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2016, 07:51:55 PM
This is why BM and Baldy cant go for a drink without a minder...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2016, 11:52:17 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549512/Sword-removed-man-s-chest-shocking-video-Spain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549512/Sword-removed-man-s-chest-shocking-video-Spain.html)

 worthy:

BM, you may as well pass this one by as you would get all squeamish  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2016, 12:43:17 AM
Couldn't stop laughing at this just from reading the headline. I'm a bad person and going to hell for this  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549866/Ostrich-freed-Munich-circus-animal-rights-activists-immediately-killed-runs-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549866/Ostrich-freed-Munich-circus-animal-rights-activists-immediately-killed-runs-car.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2016, 05:45:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2016, 12:43:17 AM
Couldn't stop laughing at this just from reading the headline. I'm a bad person and going to hell for this  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549866/Ostrich-freed-Munich-circus-animal-rights-activists-immediately-killed-runs-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549866/Ostrich-freed-Munich-circus-animal-rights-activists-immediately-killed-runs-car.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2016, 08:20:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2016, 12:43:17 AM
Couldn't stop laughing at this just from reading the headline. I'm a bad person and going to hell for this  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549866/Ostrich-freed-Munich-circus-animal-rights-activists-immediately-killed-runs-car.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549866/Ostrich-freed-Munich-circus-animal-rights-activists-immediately-killed-runs-car.html)
doh:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2016, 09:35:53 AM
Florida Zookeeper Killed by Tiger to Be Memorialized by 5k Run (http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-zookeeper-killed-tiger-be-memorialized-5k-run-n559516)

Is this a (not so) subtle way of saying that if she could have run 5K it wouldn't have killed her...?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2016, 09:05:31 PM
And the award for understatement of the week goes to this article:

Quote
The man could be in for a shock when he eventually comes around, and realises what he's done.


Cutting off half of his knackers? I'd say so..  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3552195/LSD-trip-causes-French-man-cut-penis-jump-window.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3552195/LSD-trip-causes-French-man-cut-penis-jump-window.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2016, 11:44:22 PM
The 100 most influential people? Well it's official then, society is almost completely fucked.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3552271/What-links-Leonardo-DiCaprio-Nicki-Minaj-Jordan-Spieth-Caitlyn-Jenner-Ted-Cruz-100-influential-people-world-according-Time-magazine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3552271/What-links-Leonardo-DiCaprio-Nicki-Minaj-Jordan-Spieth-Caitlyn-Jenner-Ted-Cruz-100-influential-people-world-according-Time-magazine.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2016, 11:49:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2016, 11:44:22 PM
The 100 most influential people? Well it's official then, society is almost completely fucked.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3552271/What-links-Leonardo-DiCaprio-Nicki-Minaj-Jordan-Spieth-Caitlyn-Jenner-Ted-Cruz-100-influential-people-world-according-Time-magazine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3552271/What-links-Leonardo-DiCaprio-Nicki-Minaj-Jordan-Spieth-Caitlyn-Jenner-Ted-Cruz-100-influential-people-world-according-Time-magazine.html)
Well they got something right, Call me Dave not listed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2016, 11:58:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2016, 11:49:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2016, 11:44:22 PM
The 100 most influential people? Well it's official then, society is almost completely fucked.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3552271/What-links-Leonardo-DiCaprio-Nicki-Minaj-Jordan-Spieth-Caitlyn-Jenner-Ted-Cruz-100-influential-people-world-according-Time-magazine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3552271/What-links-Leonardo-DiCaprio-Nicki-Minaj-Jordan-Spieth-Caitlyn-Jenner-Ted-Cruz-100-influential-people-world-according-Time-magazine.html)
Well they got something right, Call me Dave not listed

Even a broken clock is correct twice a day..  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2016, 08:54:42 AM
 noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3552997/TOM-UTLEY-great-British-pub-bores-like-dying-chatted-three-Danish-girls-bar-week.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3552997/TOM-UTLEY-great-British-pub-bores-like-dying-chatted-three-Danish-girls-bar-week.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2016, 11:38:51 PM
That must have been an eye opener for anyone who saw it on the street...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36115063 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36115063)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2016, 12:44:13 AM
Too Many Jokes  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/nude-hercules-statue-to-get-a-removable-penis-because-people-keep-stealing-his-willy-5830559/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/nude-hercules-statue-to-get-a-removable-penis-because-people-keep-stealing-his-willy-5830559/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2016, 08:24:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2016, 12:44:13 AM
Too Many Jokes  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/nude-hercules-statue-to-get-a-removable-penis-because-people-keep-stealing-his-willy-5830559/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/nude-hercules-statue-to-get-a-removable-penis-because-people-keep-stealing-his-willy-5830559/)
lol:

How will it attach?  Screw thread?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2016, 08:27:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2016, 08:24:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2016, 12:44:13 AM
Too Many Jokes  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/nude-hercules-statue-to-get-a-removable-penis-because-people-keep-stealing-his-willy-5830559/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/nude-hercules-statue-to-get-a-removable-penis-because-people-keep-stealing-his-willy-5830559/)
lol:

How will it attach?  Screw thread?
Whatever you do, somebody is bound to pull it off.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2016, 05:43:42 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2016, 08:27:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2016, 08:24:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2016, 12:44:13 AM
Too Many Jokes  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/nude-hercules-statue-to-get-a-removable-penis-because-people-keep-stealing-his-willy-5830559/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/nude-hercules-statue-to-get-a-removable-penis-because-people-keep-stealing-his-willy-5830559/)
lol:

How will it attach?  Screw thread?
Whatever you do, somebody is bound to pull it off.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2016, 04:08:55 PM
I'll teach you not to give me landing clearance earlier...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3556117/Norwegian-fighter-jet-fires-control-tower-training.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3556117/Norwegian-fighter-jet-fires-control-tower-training.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2016, 04:10:06 PM
Far too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557511/This-not-scrotum-dryer-Swimming-pools-forced-signs-forbidding-men-using-hair-dryers-privates-Iceland.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557511/This-not-scrotum-dryer-Swimming-pools-forced-signs-forbidding-men-using-hair-dryers-privates-Iceland.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2016, 07:08:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2016, 04:08:55 PM
I'll teach you not to give me landing clearance earlier...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3556117/Norwegian-fighter-jet-fires-control-tower-training.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3556117/Norwegian-fighter-jet-fires-control-tower-training.html)
noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2016, 07:10:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2016, 04:10:06 PM
Far too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557511/This-not-scrotum-dryer-Swimming-pools-forced-signs-forbidding-men-using-hair-dryers-privates-Iceland.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557511/This-not-scrotum-dryer-Swimming-pools-forced-signs-forbidding-men-using-hair-dryers-privates-Iceland.html)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2016, 09:53:59 PM
Thought this was just another article about roadworks in Cornwall till I scrolled down to this pic of Falmouth and Penryn...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F04%2F25%2F15%2F0D7DC3CE00000514-3557892-image-a-40_1461596159555.jpg&hash=2a77f70e41e804cbcce13a5109f66085506e1ade)

Somehow I think the mail picked the wrong Falmouth  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557892/Tourists-driving-Cornwall-face-36-mile-diversion.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557892/Tourists-driving-Cornwall-face-36-mile-diversion.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2016, 05:27:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2016, 09:53:59 PM
Thought this was just another article about roadworks in Cornwall till I scrolled down to this pic of Falmouth and Penryn...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F04%2F25%2F15%2F0D7DC3CE00000514-3557892-image-a-40_1461596159555.jpg&hash=2a77f70e41e804cbcce13a5109f66085506e1ade)

Somehow I think the mail picked the wrong Falmouth  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557892/Tourists-driving-Cornwall-face-36-mile-diversion.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557892/Tourists-driving-Cornwall-face-36-mile-diversion.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2016, 12:02:01 AM
A couple of potential candidates for the Darwin treatment, anyone dumb enough to jump into a bath of stinging nettles should not be allowed to breed.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3558056/Prankster-jumps-bath-filled-NETTLES-bizarre-video-sweeping-Facebook.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3558056/Prankster-jumps-bath-filled-NETTLES-bizarre-video-sweeping-Facebook.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2016, 08:32:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2016, 12:02:01 AM
A couple of potential candidates for the Darwin treatment, anyone dumb enough to jump into a bath of stinging nettles should not be allowed to breed.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3558056/Prankster-jumps-bath-filled-NETTLES-bizarre-video-sweeping-Facebook.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3558056/Prankster-jumps-bath-filled-NETTLES-bizarre-video-sweeping-Facebook.html)
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2016, 01:14:07 PM
Note to self, when my business gets off the ground, don't piss off any Russian staff...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3561198/Forget-keying-paintwork-Shocking-moment-digger-driven-disgruntled-airport-worker-rips-apart-4-5m-jet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3561198/Forget-keying-paintwork-Shocking-moment-digger-driven-disgruntled-airport-worker-rips-apart-4-5m-jet.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2016, 09:35:45 PM
This sounds painful.  Cool Hand Luke is quiet

Quote
Redback spider bites Australian man on penis
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36136635 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36136635)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2016, 12:16:25 AM
Well that's one way to get rid of her  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3561417/Police-confront-Oscar-winner-Emma-Thompson-sister-Sophie-break-court-injunction-film-Great-British-Bake-parody-against-fracking.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3561417/Police-confront-Oscar-winner-Emma-Thompson-sister-Sophie-break-court-injunction-film-Great-British-Bake-parody-against-fracking.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2016, 12:20:37 AM
You still have the old magic Darwin  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3561255/Taliban-suicide-bomber-accidentally-triggers-explosives-early-killing-eight-martyrs-base.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3561255/Taliban-suicide-bomber-accidentally-triggers-explosives-early-killing-eight-martyrs-base.html)

Reminds me of that Billy Connolly suicide bomber training school joke.

Billy Connolly talks about suicide bombers on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/24341019)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2016, 06:10:46 AM
This Is The End: Venezuela Runs Out Of Money To Print New Money (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-04-27/end-venezuela-runs-out-money-print-new-money)

That Socialism eh...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2016, 09:18:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2016, 12:16:25 AM
Well that's one way to get rid of her  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3561417/Police-confront-Oscar-winner-Emma-Thompson-sister-Sophie-break-court-injunction-film-Great-British-Bake-parody-against-fracking.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3561417/Police-confront-Oscar-winner-Emma-Thompson-sister-Sophie-break-court-injunction-film-Great-British-Bake-parody-against-fracking.html)
:thumbsup:  we have to be tough on . . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2016, 10:55:57 PM
W.......T.......F?? Words fail me.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3563070/Tattoo-artist-belly-button-cut-tongue-forked-blue-ink-injected-EYEBALLS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3563070/Tattoo-artist-belly-button-cut-tongue-forked-blue-ink-injected-EYEBALLS.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2016, 11:31:26 PM
Not clicking
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2016, 06:31:11 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2016, 11:31:26 PM
Not clicking

Nor me...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2016, 05:38:53 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-36167299 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-36167299) :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2016, 08:20:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 29, 2016, 05:38:53 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-36167299 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-36167299) :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2016, 12:38:10 PM
Anyone fancy a pet....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3567162/Not-average-pet-Giant-milipede-walks-owner-s-arm-creepy-crawly-video-not-insect-lover-make-skin-crawl.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3567162/Not-average-pet-Giant-milipede-walks-owner-s-arm-creepy-crawly-video-not-insect-lover-make-skin-crawl.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2016, 09:44:23 PM
Even if it turns out to just be a supporter's anthem it's set them off. Now you just want a video of Paxman singing it...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3569569/Sacre-Bleus-Outrage-France-official-anthem-national-team-s-bid-Euro-2016-glory-released-s-ENGLISH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3569569/Sacre-Bleus-Outrage-France-official-anthem-national-team-s-bid-Euro-2016-glory-released-s-ENGLISH.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2016, 10:32:44 PM
What the hell? A massage where you get chewed by the masseuse?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3569178/Celebrity-masseuse-reveals-BITES-list-clients-tenderise-muscles.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3569178/Celebrity-masseuse-reveals-BITES-list-clients-tenderise-muscles.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2016, 10:37:43 PM
Somehow I doubt I'd ever be that desperate for corn on the cob..  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3569614/Is-extreme-eating-challenge-Teeth-chattering-video-shows-man-devouring-corn-cob-10-seconds-putting-rotating-DRILL.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3569614/Is-extreme-eating-challenge-Teeth-chattering-video-shows-man-devouring-corn-cob-10-seconds-putting-rotating-DRILL.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2016, 09:17:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2016, 10:37:43 PM
Somehow I doubt I'd ever be that desperate for corn on the cob..  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3569614/Is-extreme-eating-challenge-Teeth-chattering-video-shows-man-devouring-corn-cob-10-seconds-putting-rotating-DRILL.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3569614/Is-extreme-eating-challenge-Teeth-chattering-video-shows-man-devouring-corn-cob-10-seconds-putting-rotating-DRILL.html)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 09:46:28 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html)

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2016, 10:13:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 09:46:28 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html)

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2016, 10:34:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 09:46:28 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html)

 happy001 happy001

doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 03, 2016, 11:47:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 09:46:28 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html)

 happy001 happy001

 noooo:

Not quite the second coming than.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2016, 12:19:50 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 03, 2016, 11:47:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 09:46:28 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html)

 happy001 happy001

 noooo:

Not quite the second coming than.

 drumroll:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2016, 02:56:51 PM
Wonder which devout bloke took her home? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2016, 03:18:34 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 03, 2016, 11:47:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 09:46:28 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html)

 happy001 happy001

 noooo:

Not quite the second coming than.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 03, 2016, 10:41:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2016, 03:18:34 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 03, 2016, 11:47:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 09:46:28 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html)

 happy001 happy001

 noooo:

Not quite the second coming than.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 11:24:11 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 03, 2016, 10:41:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2016, 03:18:34 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 03, 2016, 11:47:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 09:46:28 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html)

 happy001 happy001

 noooo:

Not quite the second coming than.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 11:37:20 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3571730/Brazilian-sex-theme-park-set-open-2018-Erotikaland-7D-vibrating-cinema-bumper-cars-shaped-like-genitalia-nudist-pool.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3571730/Brazilian-sex-theme-park-set-open-2018-Erotikaland-7D-vibrating-cinema-bumper-cars-shaped-like-genitalia-nudist-pool.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 11:39:09 PM
I knew that it was always a stupid thing to do but...  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3571184/This-NEVER-stare-sun-Astronomer-films-pig-s-eye-set-FIRE-telescope-reveal-dangerous-is.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3571184/This-NEVER-stare-sun-Astronomer-films-pig-s-eye-set-FIRE-telescope-reveal-dangerous-is.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2016, 06:27:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 11:39:09 PM
I knew that it was always a stupid thing to do but...  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3571184/This-NEVER-stare-sun-Astronomer-films-pig-s-eye-set-FIRE-telescope-reveal-dangerous-is.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3571184/This-NEVER-stare-sun-Astronomer-films-pig-s-eye-set-FIRE-telescope-reveal-dangerous-is.html)

Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2016, 04:17:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 04, 2016, 06:27:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2016, 11:39:09 PM
I knew that it was always a stupid thing to do but...  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3571184/This-NEVER-stare-sun-Astronomer-films-pig-s-eye-set-FIRE-telescope-reveal-dangerous-is.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3571184/This-NEVER-stare-sun-Astronomer-films-pig-s-eye-set-FIRE-telescope-reveal-dangerous-is.html)

Not clicking...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2016, 11:39:20 PM
Wonder what they are smoking at the Daily Mail offices, Boris a transvestite prostitute in a former life?  happy001

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F05%2F05%2F18%2F33DFCFAE00000578-0-image-m-18_1462469811189.jpg&hash=6b33ab9a8696317011cde684ab1271c96a9d7467)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3575662/Is-picture-proof-Boris-Johnson-really-transvestite-prostitute.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3575662/Is-picture-proof-Boris-Johnson-really-transvestite-prostitute.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2016, 12:03:25 AM
So you decided to steal a python from a pet shop by stuffing it down your trousers....?

Just what kind of moron are you?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F05%2F05%2F19%2F33E0241700000578-0-image-a-14_1462474683088.jpg&hash=dc535a690c746e0d99d7f3629fc47f25d3319eed)

Ah inbred mouthbreather, should have guessed.  noooo:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/05/19/33E0241700000578-0-image-a-14_1462474683088.jpg (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/05/19/33E0241700000578-0-image-a-14_1462474683088.jpg)

Cue Apey's "Is that a python in your pocket?" joke...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2016, 11:39:20 PM
Wonder what they are smoking at the Daily Mail offices, Boris a transvestite prostitute in a former life?  happy001

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F05%2F05%2F18%2F33DFCFAE00000578-0-image-m-18_1462469811189.jpg&hash=6b33ab9a8696317011cde684ab1271c96a9d7467)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3575662/Is-picture-proof-Boris-Johnson-really-transvestite-prostitute.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3575662/Is-picture-proof-Boris-Johnson-really-transvestite-prostitute.html)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2016, 09:34:35 PM
My first thought was OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! My second was how the hell did he manage that...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3576565/Sydney-tradesman-gets-testicles-tangled-electrical-grinder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3576565/Sydney-tradesman-gets-testicles-tangled-electrical-grinder.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2016, 10:35:59 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:  not clicking
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on May 07, 2016, 11:11:00 AM
It's all happening in Shropshire.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-36235721 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-36235721)









Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 07, 2016, 11:12:52 AM
There's something about that story that smells  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2016, 11:20:53 AM
Cheesus Christ  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2016, 11:23:14 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 07, 2016, 11:20:53 AM
Cheesus Christ  redface:
lol: lol: lol:

Whey hey hey
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2016, 11:30:14 PM
After dinner speaker? Finding your way in life?

That makes about as much sense as having Nick do a talk on health and safety.  Banghead

Well if anyone is willing to fork out for an evenings inane bollocks then more fool them.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3577757/Beatrice-does-Fergie-Like-mother-like-daughter-27-year-old-princess-cashes-dinner-speaking-circuit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3577757/Beatrice-does-Fergie-Like-mother-like-daughter-27-year-old-princess-cashes-dinner-speaking-circuit.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 08, 2016, 09:36:54 AM
Well, that makes a pleasant change:

Tilbrook ditch biker: Bedfordshire Police 'didn't need to apologise' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-36199207)

A motorcyclist left in a ditch for two hours after a crash near the border of three counties has said Bedfordshire Police "did not need to apologise".
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2016, 04:25:28 PM
TMR you old smoothie  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3578932/Put-flower-boy-Michelle-s-husband.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3578932/Put-flower-boy-Michelle-s-husband.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2016, 04:26:44 PM
I was wondering how long it was going to take...  happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3579135/A-woman-takes-rotating-corn-challenge-gets-hair-ripped-leaving-huge-bald-patch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3579135/A-woman-takes-rotating-corn-challenge-gets-hair-ripped-leaving-huge-bald-patch.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2016, 07:15:37 AM
Vote to leave the EU and you will all die, says Cameron
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2016, 07:26:20 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 09, 2016, 07:15:37 AM
Vote to leave the EU and you will all die, says Cameron

Shame on him!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2016, 11:01:21 AM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2016, 11:02:23 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 09, 2016, 07:15:37 AM
Vote to leave the EU and you will all die, says Cameron

 noooo:  linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36243296)



And I hate to break it to you but we are all going to die.  If you're lucky you'll get a vaguely respectful set of posts in the Friends Departed thread
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2016, 11:03:00 AM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2016, 01:25:02 PM
I did like the comment

Quote
Despite his security warning, Mr Cameron defended his decision to call the referendum, telling the BBC: "You shouldn't try to hold an independent sovereign nation in an organisation against its will."

So does that mean we won't see a repeat of events from the Irish referendum?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2016, 01:58:20 PM
Nick you work in educashun, can you explain this one as it seems bleeding stupid to me.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3579086/Oxford-law-students-fragile-hear-violent-crime-Undergraduates-given-trigger-warnings-traumatic-material.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3579086/Oxford-law-students-fragile-hear-violent-crime-Undergraduates-given-trigger-warnings-traumatic-material.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2016, 02:00:56 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Angry9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2016, 06:00:39 PM
So happy to hear this

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/09/european-union-appoints-man-solve-global-religious-conflict/ (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/09/european-union-appoints-man-solve-global-religious-conflict/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2016, 07:47:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 09, 2016, 06:00:39 PM
So happy to hear this

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/09/european-union-appoints-man-solve-global-religious-conflict/ (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/09/european-union-appoints-man-solve-global-religious-conflict/)
As you could not make it up moments go this one takes the cake
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 09, 2016, 08:53:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 09, 2016, 07:47:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 09, 2016, 06:00:39 PM
So happy to hear this

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/09/european-union-appoints-man-solve-global-religious-conflict/ (http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/09/european-union-appoints-man-solve-global-religious-conflict/)
As you could not make it up moments go this one takes the cake
..or the train
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2016, 06:04:21 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2016, 07:43:00 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2016, 07:51:11 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2016, 07:43:00 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2016, 08:31:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2016, 07:51:11 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2016, 07:43:00 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523)

 noooo:
that Mrs Trump is a bit thick isn't she
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2016, 08:34:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2016, 07:43:00 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523)
"You are a bit foreign-looking and have a 3-digit IQ, up against the wall with you"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2016, 08:51:50 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2016, 08:34:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2016, 07:43:00 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523)
"You are a bit foreign-looking and have a 3-digit IQ, up against the wall with you"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2016, 09:57:50 PM
WTF???? Somehow I don't think that's what they mean by a nipple ring mate...  sick2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F05%2F10%2F12%2F340215E500000578-0-image-m-8_1462878521047.jpg&hash=02c1d39363fec7dc6a15678e18b183e3af5c5618)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3582778/Artist-selling-stomach-churning-earrings-NIPPLES-having-surgically-removed-s-planning-belly-button-necklace-next.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3582778/Artist-selling-stomach-churning-earrings-NIPPLES-having-surgically-removed-s-planning-belly-button-necklace-next.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2016, 10:23:34 PM
 noooo: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2016, 11:30:10 PM
Must look like some kind of horrific water birth every time she goes for a row...  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36247459 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36247459)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2016, 03:30:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2016, 09:57:50 PM
WTF???? Somehow I don't think that's what they mean by a nipple ring mate...  sick2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F05%2F10%2F12%2F340215E500000578-0-image-m-8_1462878521047.jpg&hash=02c1d39363fec7dc6a15678e18b183e3af5c5618)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3582778/Artist-selling-stomach-churning-earrings-NIPPLES-having-surgically-removed-s-planning-belly-button-necklace-next.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3582778/Artist-selling-stomach-churning-earrings-NIPPLES-having-surgically-removed-s-planning-belly-button-necklace-next.html)

How long ago did he sell the tiny brain-pendant?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2016, 03:55:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2016, 03:30:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2016, 09:57:50 PM
WTF???? Somehow I don't think that's what they mean by a nipple ring mate...  sick2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F05%2F10%2F12%2F340215E500000578-0-image-m-8_1462878521047.jpg&hash=02c1d39363fec7dc6a15678e18b183e3af5c5618)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3582778/Artist-selling-stomach-churning-earrings-NIPPLES-having-surgically-removed-s-planning-belly-button-necklace-next.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3582778/Artist-selling-stomach-churning-earrings-NIPPLES-having-surgically-removed-s-planning-belly-button-necklace-next.html)

How long ago did he sell the tiny brain-pendant?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2016, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2016, 11:30:10 PM
Must look like some kind of horrific water birth every time she goes for a row...  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36247459 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36247459)
Seems like a stupid cunt if you ask me
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2016, 07:13:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2016, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2016, 11:30:10 PM
Must look like some kind of horrific water birth every time she goes for a row...  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36247459 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36247459)
Seems like a stupid cunt if you ask me
I'm sure you meant punt
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2016, 11:04:02 AM
One for BM as he has an foot fetish...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3585625/Female-train-passenger-caught-camera-picking-dry-skin-foot-eating-UK.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3585625/Female-train-passenger-caught-camera-picking-dry-skin-foot-eating-UK.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2016, 11:18:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2016, 11:04:02 AM
One for BM as he has an foot fetish...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3585625/Female-train-passenger-caught-camera-picking-dry-skin-foot-eating-UK.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3585625/Female-train-passenger-caught-camera-picking-dry-skin-foot-eating-UK.html)

 sick2:

 :sick016:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2016, 12:00:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2016, 11:18:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2016, 11:04:02 AM
One for BM as he has an foot fetish...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3585625/Female-train-passenger-caught-camera-picking-dry-skin-foot-eating-UK.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3585625/Female-train-passenger-caught-camera-picking-dry-skin-foot-eating-UK.html)

 sick2:

 :sick016:
:sick016: :sick016:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2016, 12:09:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 12, 2016, 12:00:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2016, 11:18:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2016, 11:04:02 AM
One for BM as he has an foot fetish...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3585625/Female-train-passenger-caught-camera-picking-dry-skin-foot-eating-UK.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3585625/Female-train-passenger-caught-camera-picking-dry-skin-foot-eating-UK.html)

 sick2:

 :sick016:
:sick016: :sick016:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs.ecrater.com%2Fstores%2F105626%2F545b3eb48ac2f_105626b.jpg&hash=ae37a23b220fd47d147addd7a145ba0362eee56b)

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2016, 12:13:45 PM
I've eaten stranger things.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2016, 09:56:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2016, 12:13:45 PM
I've eaten stranger things.

Not a nice thing to say about Mrs Nick...  scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2016, 09:57:13 PM
In medical parlance I believe that this is called dropping a bollock...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3587524/Surgeon-removed-private-patient-s-TESTICLE-mistake-covered-telling-shrunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3587524/Surgeon-removed-private-patient-s-TESTICLE-mistake-covered-telling-shrunk.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2016, 10:08:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2016, 09:57:13 PM
In medical parlance I believe that this is called dropping a bollock...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3587524/Surgeon-removed-private-patient-s-TESTICLE-mistake-covered-telling-shrunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3587524/Surgeon-removed-private-patient-s-TESTICLE-mistake-covered-telling-shrunk.html)
noooo:   scared2:   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2016, 10:41:46 AM
This does beg the question why the hell are people watching this "Dr Pimple Popper" crap if it is that disgusterous. There are loads of the bloody videos online.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3587567/I-t-Hilarious-video-captures-people-squealing-grimacing-GAGGING-watch-viral-clip-gruesome-cyst-popped.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3587567/I-t-Hilarious-video-captures-people-squealing-grimacing-GAGGING-watch-viral-clip-gruesome-cyst-popped.html)

Just to save BM some time

Quote from: Barman on May 04, 2016, 06:27:59 AM
Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2016, 11:12:55 AM
Not clicking...  noooo: Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2016, 11:18:47 AM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3588292/Heather-Holliday-unlikely-Mormon-sword-swallower.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3588292/Heather-Holliday-unlikely-Mormon-sword-swallower.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2016, 07:57:19 PM
The case of the one armed bandit....  redface:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-florida-alligator-idUKKCN0Y32KQ (http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-florida-alligator-idUKKCN0Y32KQ)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2016, 02:20:55 AM
Are you having a fucking laugh? around 33,000 people live in the Falmouth/Penryn area and you are cutting down coverage to 2 actual police officers, a couple of PCSO's and social bloody media?  Banghead

So much for honouring Andy Hocking's legacy.  cussing:

This is a shot from his memorial service which gives a good idea of how many people he helped and lives he touched during his time on the beat

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.westbriton.co.uk%2Fimages%2Flocalworld%2Fugc-images%2F276391%2Fbinaries%2Fhocking2.jpg&hash=392d8f06c5e59a5ab28d3bf6374b70760364acea)

Here's a thought, scrap the PCC position and use the money saved to pay for at least one extra proper policeman instead of spouting mealy mouthed shite about the positions not being filled because you are having an 'ongoing review of staffing'

http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Falmouth-Penryn-left-just-police-officers-beat/story-29265262-detail/story.html (http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Falmouth-Penryn-left-just-police-officers-beat/story-29265262-detail/story.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2016, 07:57:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2016, 02:20:55 AM
Are you having a fucking laugh? around 33,000 people live in the Falmouth/Penryn area and you are cutting down coverage to 2 actual police officers, a couple of PCSO's and social bloody media?  Banghead

So much for honouring Andy Hocking's legacy.  cussing:

This is a shot from his memorial service which gives a good idea of how many people he helped and lives he touched during his time on the beat

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.westbriton.co.uk%2Fimages%2Flocalworld%2Fugc-images%2F276391%2Fbinaries%2Fhocking2.jpg&hash=392d8f06c5e59a5ab28d3bf6374b70760364acea)

Here's a thought, scrap the PCC position and use the money saved to pay for at least one extra proper policeman instead of spouting mealy mouthed shite about the positions not being filled because you are having an 'ongoing review of staffing'

http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Falmouth-Penryn-left-just-police-officers-beat/story-29265262-detail/story.html (http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Falmouth-Penryn-left-just-police-officers-beat/story-29265262-detail/story.html)
noooo:
Scrap the PCC and have 10 more coppers.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2016, 01:59:52 PM
I agree with her, the system is fucked. If it was working properly they wouldn't let the psychotic bitch back out again.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3592623/Hairdresser-screams-f-ed-s-jailed-12-years-glassing-man-face-lay-unconscious-street-taxi-rank-fight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3592623/Hairdresser-screams-f-ed-s-jailed-12-years-glassing-man-face-lay-unconscious-street-taxi-rank-fight.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2016, 02:00:52 PM
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww!!!!

 Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3592514/Man-fractured-PENIS-sex-describes-horrific-moment-heard-loud-snap.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3592514/Man-fractured-PENIS-sex-describes-horrific-moment-heard-loud-snap.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2016, 02:30:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2016, 02:00:52 PM
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww!!!!

 Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3592514/Man-fractured-PENIS-sex-describes-horrific-moment-heard-loud-snap.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3592514/Man-fractured-PENIS-sex-describes-horrific-moment-heard-loud-snap.html)

not clicking
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: barmisspah? on May 16, 2016, 02:31:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2016, 11:59:59 PM
60 grand to look like barbie dolls that have been left in the sun for too long...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3540404/Mother-daughter-splashed-60-000-plastic-surgery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3540404/Mother-daughter-splashed-60-000-plastic-surgery.html)

The daughter looks more like Pete Burns than Katie Price
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2016, 02:34:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2016, 02:00:52 PM
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww!!!!

 Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3592514/Man-fractured-PENIS-sex-describes-horrific-moment-heard-loud-snap.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3592514/Man-fractured-PENIS-sex-describes-horrific-moment-heard-loud-snap.html)

 eeek: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2016, 02:35:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2016, 01:59:52 PM
I agree with her, the system is fucked. If it was working properly they wouldn't let the psychotic bitch back out again.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3592623/Hairdresser-screams-f-ed-s-jailed-12-years-glassing-man-face-lay-unconscious-street-taxi-rank-fight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3592623/Hairdresser-screams-f-ed-s-jailed-12-years-glassing-man-face-lay-unconscious-street-taxi-rank-fight.html)
Yep a 'throw away the key' case. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2016, 02:37:53 PM
Hairdresser
Essex
Pissed

Why should we be surprised?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 16, 2016, 02:54:59 PM
"Tuohy". Irish pikey name, probably Roscommon or thereabouts.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2016, 02:57:23 PM
True. I knew a Tuohy in London. ONly man I ever sacked. :thumbsup:

Mind you, I also sacked my sister once  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2016, 03:06:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 16, 2016, 02:57:23 PM
True. I knew a Tuohy in London. ONly man I ever sacked. :thumbsup:

Mind you, I also sacked my sister once  noooo:
Anything to make the Christmas card list that bit simpler?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2016, 03:08:40 PM
It has always been a tricky relationship. I hear she is at a mega gayer funeral in Bournemouth today. Half the congregation are dressed as pantomime dames  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2016, 04:47:17 PM
Quote from: barmisspah? on May 16, 2016, 02:31:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2016, 11:59:59 PM
60 grand to look like barbie dolls that have been left in the sun for too long...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3540404/Mother-daughter-splashed-60-000-plastic-surgery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3540404/Mother-daughter-splashed-60-000-plastic-surgery.html)

The daughter looks more like Pete Burns than Katie Price

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2016, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2016, 02:20:55 AM
Are you having a fucking laugh? around 33,000 people live in the Falmouth/Penryn area and you are cutting down coverage to 2 actual police officers, a couple of PCSO's and social bloody media?  Banghead

So much for honouring Andy Hocking's legacy.  cussing:

This is a shot from his memorial service which gives a good idea of how many people he helped and lives he touched during his time on the beat

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.westbriton.co.uk%2Fimages%2Flocalworld%2Fugc-images%2F276391%2Fbinaries%2Fhocking2.jpg&hash=392d8f06c5e59a5ab28d3bf6374b70760364acea)

Here's a thought, scrap the PCC position and use the money saved to pay for at least one extra proper policeman instead of spouting mealy mouthed shite about the positions not being filled because you are having an 'ongoing review of staffing'

http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Falmouth-Penryn-left-just-police-officers-beat/story-29265262-detail/story.html (http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Falmouth-Penryn-left-just-police-officers-beat/story-29265262-detail/story.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2016, 11:44:44 AM
Going out with a bang?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594253/Foreign-tourist-killed-bangs-head-wall-having-vigorous-sex-transsexual-escort-Thailand.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594253/Foreign-tourist-killed-bangs-head-wall-having-vigorous-sex-transsexual-escort-Thailand.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2016, 03:46:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2016, 11:44:44 AM
Going out with a bang?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594253/Foreign-tourist-killed-bangs-head-wall-having-vigorous-sex-transsexual-escort-Thailand.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594253/Foreign-tourist-killed-bangs-head-wall-having-vigorous-sex-transsexual-escort-Thailand.html)
noooo:   in so many ways
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2016, 04:56:53 PM
http://www.sickchirpse.com/rolf-harris-making-didgeridoos-toilet-roll-prison/ (http://www.sickchirpse.com/rolf-harris-making-didgeridoos-toilet-roll-prison/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2016, 05:09:14 PM
facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2016, 07:40:33 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs32.postimg.org%2F6c3j8941t%2Fdicky.jpg&hash=1e34ff46d2ea3651b24d325c87955d8fcb0bd3c7) (http://postimg.org/image/6c3j8941t/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2016, 07:45:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2016, 07:40:33 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs32.postimg.org%2F6c3j8941t%2Fdicky.jpg&hash=1e34ff46d2ea3651b24d325c87955d8fcb0bd3c7) (http://postimg.org/image/6c3j8941t/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2016, 07:46:00 PM
It's easily done  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2016, 08:04:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2016, 07:45:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2016, 07:40:33 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs32.postimg.org%2F6c3j8941t%2Fdicky.jpg&hash=1e34ff46d2ea3651b24d325c87955d8fcb0bd3c7) (http://postimg.org/image/6c3j8941t/)

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2016, 08:23:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2016, 07:46:00 PM
It's easily done  noooo:

Mixing up A/F and Whitworth sizes you say?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2016, 01:59:16 AM
Terrified? Are you bloody serious? It's a BASKING shark you gormless knob end, I've swam alongside one of them in the bay before. Terrifying my arse.  Banghead

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.images.express.co.uk%2Fimg%2Fdynamic%2F128%2F590x%2Fsecondary%2FCASKING-542319.jpg&hash=b5381a99f6ade62928414d7a2f8fadb78fb0def0)

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/671573/basking-shark-spotted-Falmouth-Bay-coast-Cornwall-AK-Wildlife-Cruises-boat (http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/671573/basking-shark-spotted-Falmouth-Bay-coast-Cornwall-AK-Wildlife-Cruises-boat)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2016, 06:43:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2016, 01:59:16 AM
Terrified? Are you bloody serious? It's a BASKING shark you gormless knob end, I've swam alongside one of them in the bay before. Terrifying my arse.  Banghead

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.images.express.co.uk%2Fimg%2Fdynamic%2F128%2F590x%2Fsecondary%2FCASKING-542319.jpg&hash=b5381a99f6ade62928414d7a2f8fadb78fb0def0)

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/671573/basking-shark-spotted-Falmouth-Bay-coast-Cornwall-AK-Wildlife-Cruises-boat (http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/671573/basking-shark-spotted-Falmouth-Bay-coast-Cornwall-AK-Wildlife-Cruises-boat)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2016, 01:24:14 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/grayson-perry-creates-giant-ceramic-penis-inspired-by-london-bankers-a7035956.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/grayson-perry-creates-giant-ceramic-penis-inspired-by-london-bankers-a7035956.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 19, 2016, 02:05:32 PM
If its inspired by bankers I'm surprised it hasn't got a giant ceramic hand wrapped around it.  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 19, 2016, 02:26:36 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 19, 2016, 02:05:32 PM
If its inspired by bankers I'm surprised it hasn't got a giant ceramic hand wrapped around it.  ;)
.. and much, much less than 68cm long
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2016, 08:52:24 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs32.postimg.org%2Fafvs9z7b5%2FCiu_XRu3_WYAAI45_H.jpg&hash=44310c154d9c39cd155d65c1ecfeb1ca637d24c7) (http://postimg.org/image/afvs9z7b5/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2016, 10:21:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 20, 2016, 08:52:24 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs32.postimg.org%2Fafvs9z7b5%2FCiu_XRu3_WYAAI45_H.jpg&hash=44310c154d9c39cd155d65c1ecfeb1ca637d24c7) (http://postimg.org/image/afvs9z7b5/)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Napoleon_returned.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2016, 10:28:42 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2016, 10:21:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 20, 2016, 08:52:24 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs32.postimg.org%2Fafvs9z7b5%2FCiu_XRu3_WYAAI45_H.jpg&hash=44310c154d9c39cd155d65c1ecfeb1ca637d24c7) (http://postimg.org/image/afvs9z7b5/)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Napoleon_returned.jpg)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2016, 10:55:00 AM
£285k for completely fucking up this town? You are taking the piss!!!  cussing:

I have nothing against students (as long as they are well behaved - but that is a rant for another time) or the university per se, but Falmouth hasn't got the infrastructure to handle the the number of students that are currently attending, never mind the extra 2500 that you want to have come so try putting money towards things like on site student accommodation before stating that you want to massively increase your numbers. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3600079/Head-one-Britain-s-smallest-universities-given-60-000-pay-rise-Fat-cat-leader-sees-pay-soar-285-900-institution-caters-4-200-students.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3600079/Head-one-Britain-s-smallest-universities-given-60-000-pay-rise-Fat-cat-leader-sees-pay-soar-285-900-institution-caters-4-200-students.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2016, 10:37:02 AM
I suppose this is what happens when you order your airline tickets on t'interweb...  rubschin:


 redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2016, 12:02:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2016, 10:37:02 AM
I suppose this is what happens when you order your airline tickets on t'interweb...  rubschin:


 redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2016, 12:19:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2016, 12:02:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2016, 10:37:02 AM
I suppose this is what happens when you order your airline tickets on t'interweb...  rubschin:


 redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html)

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: and  scared2:

Have I done my airplane and chameleon/dragon story?     rubschin:  I must have
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2016, 12:33:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 21, 2016, 12:19:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2016, 12:02:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2016, 10:37:02 AM
I suppose this is what happens when you order your airline tickets on t'interweb...  rubschin:


 redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html)

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: and  scared2:

Have I done my airplane and chameleon/dragon story?     rubschin:  I must have

The calmer one...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 21, 2016, 12:42:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2016, 12:33:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 21, 2016, 12:19:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2016, 12:02:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2016, 10:37:02 AM
I suppose this is what happens when you order your airline tickets on t'interweb...  rubschin:


 redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html)

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: and  scared2:

Have I done my airplane and chameleon/dragon story?     rubschin:  I must have

The calmer one...?  rubschin:

 drumroll:

With drag on?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2016, 01:12:38 PM
ANd who could ever forget...........?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/escaped-crocodile-caused-plane-crash-3844676 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/escaped-crocodile-caused-plane-crash-3844676)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2016, 02:02:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 21, 2016, 12:42:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2016, 12:33:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 21, 2016, 12:19:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2016, 12:02:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2016, 10:37:02 AM
I suppose this is what happens when you order your airline tickets on t'interweb...  rubschin:


 redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html)

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: and  scared2:

Have I done my airplane and chameleon/dragon story?     rubschin:  I must have

The calmer one...?  rubschin:

 drumroll:

With drag on?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant on May 22, 2016, 12:19:19 PM
Nenzing, Austria: 2 Killed, 11 Injured When Gunman Opens Fire at Concert, Authorities Say

Call me sick because I know I am,  redface: but there must be a Sound of Music joke if not several in this, where's Apey? I need him to help me out here........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2016, 04:30:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 22, 2016, 12:19:19 PM
Nenzing, Austria: 2 Killed, 11 Injured When Gunman Opens Fire at Concert, Authorities Say

Call me sick because I know I am,  redface: but there must be a Sound of Music joke if not several in this, where's Apey? I need him to help me out here........

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2016, 06:38:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 22, 2016, 12:19:19 PM
Nenzing, Austria: 2 Killed, 11 Injured When Gunman Opens Fire at Concert, Authorities Say

Call me sick because I know I am,  redface: but there must be a Sound of Music joke if not several in this, where's Apey? I need him to help me out here........

High on a pill was a lonely gunman....?     redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2016, 07:23:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2016, 06:38:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 22, 2016, 12:19:19 PM
Nenzing, Austria: 2 Killed, 11 Injured When Gunman Opens Fire at Concert, Authorities Say

Call me sick because I know I am,  redface: but there must be a Sound of Music joke if not several in this, where's Apey? I need him to help me out here........

High on a pill was a lonely gunman....?     redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2016, 07:50:57 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2016, 07:23:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2016, 06:38:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 22, 2016, 12:19:19 PM
Nenzing, Austria: 2 Killed, 11 Injured When Gunman Opens Fire at Concert, Authorities Say

Call me sick because I know I am,  redface: but there must be a Sound of Music joke if not several in this, where's Apey? I need him to help me out here........

High on a pill was a lonely gunman....?     redface:
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:  worthy: Mr G
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2016, 01:21:23 AM
Selfridges are about to open up a teatotal bar serving designer water...............and what the bloody hell is a water sommelier...?   noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3603398/Selfridges-open-teetotal-water-cocktail-bar-selling-H2O-150-gem-encrusted-bottle.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3603398/Selfridges-open-teetotal-water-cocktail-bar-selling-H2O-150-gem-encrusted-bottle.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2016, 01:23:47 AM
Is this what they mean by a shite nightclub...  noooo:

Mind you it is Wigan.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3603436/The-horrifying-moment-clubber-drops-trousers-DEFECATES-middle-nightclub-dance-floor.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3603436/The-horrifying-moment-clubber-drops-trousers-DEFECATES-middle-nightclub-dance-floor.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2016, 08:40:55 AM
I'm going straight to hell  :thumbsup:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/vegan-climber-34-dies-on-everest-during-mission-to-prove-vegans-can-climb-highest-peaks-a3254251.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/vegan-climber-34-dies-on-everest-during-mission-to-prove-vegans-can-climb-highest-peaks-a3254251.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2016, 09:09:23 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 23, 2016, 08:40:55 AM
I'm going straight to hell  :thumbsup:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/vegan-climber-34-dies-on-everest-during-mission-to-prove-vegans-can-climb-highest-peaks-a3254251.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/vegan-climber-34-dies-on-everest-during-mission-to-prove-vegans-can-climb-highest-peaks-a3254251.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.wp.com%2Fwww.votersopinion.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F01%2FExtreme-Irony.gif&hash=c0175b95f19424c2741f1f6bcc8e88cbbdb8dc1b)

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2016, 09:18:30 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2016, 09:09:23 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 23, 2016, 08:40:55 AM
I'm going straight to hell  :thumbsup:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/vegan-climber-34-dies-on-everest-during-mission-to-prove-vegans-can-climb-highest-peaks-a3254251.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/vegan-climber-34-dies-on-everest-during-mission-to-prove-vegans-can-climb-highest-peaks-a3254251.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.wp.com%2Fwww.votersopinion.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F01%2FExtreme-Irony.gif&hash=c0175b95f19424c2741f1f6bcc8e88cbbdb8dc1b)

 redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2016, 11:56:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2016, 09:18:30 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2016, 09:09:23 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 23, 2016, 08:40:55 AM
I'm going straight to hell  :thumbsup:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/vegan-climber-34-dies-on-everest-during-mission-to-prove-vegans-can-climb-highest-peaks-a3254251.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/vegan-climber-34-dies-on-everest-during-mission-to-prove-vegans-can-climb-highest-peaks-a3254251.html)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.wp.com%2Fwww.votersopinion.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F01%2FExtreme-Irony.gif&hash=c0175b95f19424c2741f1f6bcc8e88cbbdb8dc1b)

 redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2016, 12:53:28 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3603977/The-eight-leopards-seven-cheetahs-13-tigers-lurking-British-homes-Animals-thousands-dangerous-species-kept-private-properties.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3603977/The-eight-leopards-seven-cheetahs-13-tigers-lurking-British-homes-Animals-thousands-dangerous-species-kept-private-properties.html)

 eeek:


 rubschin:


Wonder how many there are near Nick.....  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: barmisspah? on May 23, 2016, 02:36:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2016, 01:21:23 AM
Selfridges are about to open up a teatotal bar serving designer water...............and what the bloody hell is a water sommelier...?   noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3603398/Selfridges-open-teetotal-water-cocktail-bar-selling-H2O-150-gem-encrusted-bottle.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3603398/Selfridges-open-teetotal-water-cocktail-bar-selling-H2O-150-gem-encrusted-bottle.html)

Same as a wine sommelier, but soberer.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2016, 02:42:55 PM
Love to see a blind tasting  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Creant on May 23, 2016, 04:44:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2016, 06:38:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 22, 2016, 12:19:19 PM
Nenzing, Austria: 2 Killed, 11 Injured When Gunman Opens Fire at Concert, Authorities Say

Call me sick because I know I am,  redface: but there must be a Sound of Music joke if not several in this, where's Apey? I need him to help me out here........

High on a pill was a lonely gunman....?     redface:

 whacky068 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2016, 05:36:58 AM
http://www.yesng.com/2016/05/wtf-camel-chews-bites-off-owners-head-after-he-left-it-in-the-burning-heat-all-day/ (http://www.yesng.com/2016/05/wtf-camel-chews-bites-off-owners-head-after-he-left-it-in-the-burning-heat-all-day/) eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2016, 11:31:43 PM
 Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3608547/Every-man-s-worst-nightmare-Python-sinks-fangs-man-s-penis-sits-toilet-agonising-struggle-break-free-leaves-hospital-blood-loss.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3608547/Every-man-s-worst-nightmare-Python-sinks-fangs-man-s-penis-sits-toilet-agonising-struggle-break-free-leaves-hospital-blood-loss.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2016, 11:38:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2016, 11:31:43 PM
Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3608547/Every-man-s-worst-nightmare-Python-sinks-fangs-man-s-penis-sits-toilet-agonising-struggle-break-free-leaves-hospital-blood-loss.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3608547/Every-man-s-worst-nightmare-Python-sinks-fangs-man-s-penis-sits-toilet-agonising-struggle-break-free-leaves-hospital-blood-loss.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2016, 11:53:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 25, 2016, 11:38:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2016, 11:31:43 PM
Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3608547/Every-man-s-worst-nightmare-Python-sinks-fangs-man-s-penis-sits-toilet-agonising-struggle-break-free-leaves-hospital-blood-loss.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3608547/Every-man-s-worst-nightmare-Python-sinks-fangs-man-s-penis-sits-toilet-agonising-struggle-break-free-leaves-hospital-blood-loss.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek:

So much blood...  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2016, 05:09:41 AM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2016, 11:10:31 AM
Necking 75 shots of sambuca?  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3610178/British-tourist-condition-collapsing-downing-75-SHOTS-dare-Magaluf-bar.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3610178/British-tourist-condition-collapsing-downing-75-SHOTS-dare-Magaluf-bar.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2016, 12:41:23 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/05/stoned-sheep-go-on-psychotic-rampage-after-eating-cannabis-plants-93021/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/05/stoned-sheep-go-on-psychotic-rampage-after-eating-cannabis-plants-93021/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2016, 02:13:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 26, 2016, 12:41:23 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/05/stoned-sheep-go-on-psychotic-rampage-after-eating-cannabis-plants-93021/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/05/stoned-sheep-go-on-psychotic-rampage-after-eating-cannabis-plants-93021/)
scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2016, 02:25:32 AM
Give him a shot I say.  Thumbs:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-36387520 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-36387520)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2016, 04:04:25 AM
"The name's Demeanour, Miss Demeanour..."  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3611789/Wanted-Middle-aged-mothers-spy-MI5-flexible-hours-available.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3611789/Wanted-Middle-aged-mothers-spy-MI5-flexible-hours-available.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2016, 04:17:41 AM
Words fail me....  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3610591/Drug-dealing-thug-avoided-jail-brutal-attack-Afghanistan-veteran-posted-gloating-Facebook-message-calling-victim-scum-picture-140-bottle-champagne.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3610591/Drug-dealing-thug-avoided-jail-brutal-attack-Afghanistan-veteran-posted-gloating-Facebook-message-calling-victim-scum-picture-140-bottle-champagne.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 27, 2016, 10:25:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2016, 02:25:32 AM
Give him a shot I say.  Thumbs:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-36387520 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-36387520)
:thumbsup: for the writing at least.  There is hope
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2016, 12:36:00 AM
I have to admit when I saw the headline I thought that this was going to be a story about another one of Nick's escapades...  lol:

http://www.wcnc.com/news/cooking-squirrel-with-blowtorch-to-cost-tenant-2m/216270367 (http://www.wcnc.com/news/cooking-squirrel-with-blowtorch-to-cost-tenant-2m/216270367)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2016, 07:55:12 AM
Man drowns during lifeguard tryouts in Cape Cod lake (http://www.southcoasttoday.com/article/20160528/NEWS/160529428)

shutup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2016, 12:50:20 PM
If this is the next generation then someone pass me a bottle of whiskey and a revolver please...  Banghead Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616041/Students-call-prisons-banned-NUS-group-says-criminals-freed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616041/Students-call-prisons-banned-NUS-group-says-criminals-freed.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2016, 01:26:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2016, 12:50:20 PM
If this is the next generation then someone pass me a bottle of whiskey and a revolver please...  Banghead Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616041/Students-call-prisons-banned-NUS-group-says-criminals-freed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616041/Students-call-prisons-banned-NUS-group-says-criminals-freed.html)

Good grief... facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2016, 03:41:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 30, 2016, 01:26:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2016, 12:50:20 PM
If this is the next generation then someone pass me a bottle of whiskey and a revolver please...  Banghead Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616041/Students-call-prisons-banned-NUS-group-says-criminals-freed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616041/Students-call-prisons-banned-NUS-group-says-criminals-freed.html)

Good grief... facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2016, 03:42:11 PM
Lock her up cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:






















Oh  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2016, 03:44:35 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2016, 10:24:48 AM
An underwater band?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3617470/Video-shows-world-s-underwater-band-playing-glass-water-tanks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3617470/Video-shows-world-s-underwater-band-playing-glass-water-tanks.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2016, 10:54:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2016, 10:24:48 AM
An underwater band?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3617470/Video-shows-world-s-underwater-band-playing-glass-water-tanks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3617470/Video-shows-world-s-underwater-band-playing-glass-water-tanks.html)

WHY??? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2016, 02:52:00 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/30/nemo-the-goldfish-undergoes-operation-to-have-giant-tumour-removed-5913210/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/30/nemo-the-goldfish-undergoes-operation-to-have-giant-tumour-removed-5913210/)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2016, 02:58:50 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 31, 2016, 02:52:00 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/30/nemo-the-goldfish-undergoes-operation-to-have-giant-tumour-removed-5913210/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/30/nemo-the-goldfish-undergoes-operation-to-have-giant-tumour-removed-5913210/)

 :thumbsup:

 eeek:

We had goldfish when I was a kid... whenever they caught the lurgi or whatever my Mum used to drop a soluble Disprin in their bowl...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2016, 06:37:18 PM
http://fizzxo.com/georgian-vegan-cafe-attacked-sausage-wielding-nationalists/ (http://fizzxo.com/georgian-vegan-cafe-attacked-sausage-wielding-nationalists/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2016, 09:37:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2016, 10:54:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2016, 10:24:48 AM
An underwater band?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3617470/Video-shows-world-s-underwater-band-playing-glass-water-tanks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3617470/Video-shows-world-s-underwater-band-playing-glass-water-tanks.html)

WHY??? Shrugs:

Something tells me that they sound better when half drowned...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2016, 09:46:05 AM
Bloody hell, Nick and Baldymort's disasters don't seem quite so bad now.  eeek:

And he drove to the hospital afterwards.  worthy:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3618783/Ballarat-man-survives-slicing-head-open-chainsaw.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3618783/Ballarat-man-survives-slicing-head-open-chainsaw.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2016, 10:21:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2016, 09:46:05 AM
Bloody hell, Nick and Baldymort's disasters don't seem quite so bad now.  eeek:

And he drove to the hospital afterwards.  worthy:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3618783/Ballarat-man-survives-slicing-head-open-chainsaw.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3618783/Ballarat-man-survives-slicing-head-open-chainsaw.html)

Not clicking!  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2016, 10:45:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 01, 2016, 10:21:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2016, 09:46:05 AM
Bloody hell, Nick and Baldymort's disasters don't seem quite so bad now.  eeek:

And he drove to the hospital afterwards.  worthy:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3618783/Ballarat-man-survives-slicing-head-open-chainsaw.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3618783/Ballarat-man-survives-slicing-head-open-chainsaw.html)

Not clicking!  scared2:
Nor I  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2016, 02:42:40 PM
You only see the Xray that was taken but it's enough to give a good idea of just how much damage he did.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2016, 09:35:18 PM
Something tells me that Wenchy will be fuming...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3619511/Meet-Weasleys-New-snaps-glimpse-actors-playing-Ron-Weasley-Hermione-Granger-s-family-West-End-play-Harry-Potter-Cursed-Child.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3619511/Meet-Weasleys-New-snaps-glimpse-actors-playing-Ron-Weasley-Hermione-Granger-s-family-West-End-play-Harry-Potter-Cursed-Child.html)

Colourblindo castingdirectorus?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2016, 06:33:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2016, 02:42:40 PM
You only see the Xray that was taken but it's enough to give a good idea of just how much damage he did.  noooo:

 :lalalala
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2016, 09:47:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2016, 06:33:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2016, 02:42:40 PM
You only see the Xray that was taken but it's enough to give a good idea of just how much damage he did.  noooo:

 :lalalala
:lalalala  :lalalala
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2016, 12:09:22 AM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3622903/Ghost-hunters-X-rated-surprise-graveyard-tour-stumbling-naked-actors-shooting-porn-film.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3622903/Ghost-hunters-X-rated-surprise-graveyard-tour-stumbling-naked-actors-shooting-porn-film.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2016, 10:23:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2016, 12:09:22 AM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3622903/Ghost-hunters-X-rated-surprise-graveyard-tour-stumbling-naked-actors-shooting-porn-film.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3622903/Ghost-hunters-X-rated-surprise-graveyard-tour-stumbling-naked-actors-shooting-porn-film.html)
happy001

"when the tour party first heard the sound of moans, they thought they might have struck lucky."  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2016, 10:24:28 AM
Japanese boy fails miserably in attempt to break Lord Lucan's hide and seek record

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36441612 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36441612)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2016, 11:15:02 PM
He was from Nottingham? Well that explains it, bunch of odd buggers up that way...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3623501/British-holidaymaker-smothers-suncream-slides-head-CONCRETE-pool-Benidorm-Spain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3623501/British-holidaymaker-smothers-suncream-slides-head-CONCRETE-pool-Benidorm-Spain.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2016, 11:20:09 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3623916/Rise-scrotal-lift-Demand-op-remove-saggy-skin-soars-body-conscious-men.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3623916/Rise-scrotal-lift-Demand-op-remove-saggy-skin-soars-body-conscious-men.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2016, 05:48:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2016, 11:20:09 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3623916/Rise-scrotal-lift-Demand-op-remove-saggy-skin-soars-body-conscious-men.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3623916/Rise-scrotal-lift-Demand-op-remove-saggy-skin-soars-body-conscious-men.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2016, 06:47:29 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36445522 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36445522)

Jones, has previous convictions for a bomb hoax, affray, possession of cannabis, fraud, and criminal damage, now faces formal church disciplinary proceedings. eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 04, 2016, 07:44:29 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 04, 2016, 06:47:29 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36445522 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36445522)

Jones, has previous convictions for a bomb hoax, affray, possession of cannabis, fraud, and criminal damage, now faces formal church disciplinary proceedings. eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fvillains%2Fimages%2F9%2F99%2FFather-jack.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20110526201345&hash=89945c10f876ed3bd31aced5f6bffafa9ee362c5)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2016, 07:47:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 04, 2016, 06:47:29 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36445522 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36445522)

Jones, has previous convictions for a bomb hoax, affray, possession of cannabis, fraud, and criminal damage, now faces formal church disciplinary proceedings. eeek:

Sounds about right for Ilford  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2016, 08:08:33 AM
You can always tell when someone used to live next door to Nick, nothing will phase them.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3624820/A-bomb-cellar-d-better-sleep-Couple-explosive-spring-clean-home-waited-day-phone-police-didn-t-want-wake-neighbours.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3624820/A-bomb-cellar-d-better-sleep-Couple-explosive-spring-clean-home-waited-day-phone-police-didn-t-want-wake-neighbours.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2016, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2016, 08:08:33 AM
You can always tell when someone used to live next door to Nick, nothing will phase them.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3624820/A-bomb-cellar-d-better-sleep-Couple-explosive-spring-clean-home-waited-day-phone-police-didn-t-want-wake-neighbours.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3624820/A-bomb-cellar-d-better-sleep-Couple-explosive-spring-clean-home-waited-day-phone-police-didn-t-want-wake-neighbours.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2016, 09:52:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 04, 2016, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2016, 08:08:33 AM
You can always tell when someone used to live next door to Nick, nothing will phase them.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3624820/A-bomb-cellar-d-better-sleep-Couple-explosive-spring-clean-home-waited-day-phone-police-didn-t-want-wake-neighbours.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3624820/A-bomb-cellar-d-better-sleep-Couple-explosive-spring-clean-home-waited-day-phone-police-didn-t-want-wake-neighbours.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Neighbours like that worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2016, 09:55:38 PM
Time to test that theory, what are Nick, BM and Apey's timekeeping like folks.......  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3625001/Chronic-tardiness-sign-insanity-scientists-claim.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3625001/Chronic-tardiness-sign-insanity-scientists-claim.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2016, 05:58:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2016, 09:55:38 PM
Time to test that theory, what are Nick, BM and Apey's timekeeping like folks.......  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3625001/Chronic-tardiness-sign-insanity-scientists-claim.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3625001/Chronic-tardiness-sign-insanity-scientists-claim.html)

I'm always on time...  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2016, 06:03:36 AM
 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2016, 01:10:08 PM
So that theory is well and truly buggered then...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2016, 11:53:36 PM
There is a part of me that thinks I shouldn't laugh at things like this, the rest of me though...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3630220/Axl-Rose-demands-Google-remove-image-Guns-N-Roses-frontman-resulted-countless-memes-mocking-weight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3630220/Axl-Rose-demands-Google-remove-image-Guns-N-Roses-frontman-resulted-countless-memes-mocking-weight.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2016, 08:40:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2016, 11:53:36 PM
There is a part of me that thinks I shouldn't laugh at things like this, the rest of me though...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3630220/Axl-Rose-demands-Google-remove-image-Guns-N-Roses-frontman-resulted-countless-memes-mocking-weight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3630220/Axl-Rose-demands-Google-remove-image-Guns-N-Roses-frontman-resulted-countless-memes-mocking-weight.html)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2016, 12:41:27 PM
I may not know art but I know that's shite...  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3632637/Is-New-York-s-GROSSEST-art-British-award-winning-artist-brings-exhibition-videos-people-vomiting-pooping-Manhattan.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3632637/Is-New-York-s-GROSSEST-art-British-award-winning-artist-brings-exhibition-videos-people-vomiting-pooping-Manhattan.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 12:58:59 AM
I can understand that losing a parent will have been a hell of a blow but wanting to become "a sexy hybrid of Miss Piggy, Jessica Rabbit and Beyonce" and blowing £14 grand in the process?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3632852/Woman-blows-14-000-inheritance-plastic-surgery-look-like-s (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3632852/Woman-blows-14-000-inheritance-plastic-surgery-look-like-s)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 01:18:01 AM
Latest craze? Well you can feck right off.....  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F06%2F09%2F20%2F35183F2400000578-3633984-image-a-17_1465500094211.jpg&hash=871eb923c344c775fa3b7e2c2938a0935e5dda3b)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F06%2F09%2F20%2F35183E1800000578-3633984-image-a-18_1465500103281.jpg&hash=131b81f96f48567bc3bf0b4429f8958e02da3252)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F06%2F09%2F20%2F35183F9700000578-3633984-image-a-24_1465500137919.jpg&hash=0b561b4b19967e7932bedc557a42dd6c9f1f3f34)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633984/Shocking-pictures-latest-craze-extreme-body-piercing-Body-suspension-willing-volunteers-hang-hooks-agonising-pain-hours-time.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633984/Shocking-pictures-latest-craze-extreme-body-piercing-Body-suspension-willing-volunteers-hang-hooks-agonising-pain-hours-time.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 01:20:48 AM
Shot in the face with a grenade while on exercises....  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633361/Surgeons-pull-live-GRENADE-soldier-s-face-hospital-car-park-case-explodes-surgery-military-accident-Colombia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633361/Surgeons-pull-live-GRENADE-soldier-s-face-hospital-car-park-case-explodes-surgery-military-accident-Colombia.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2016, 06:58:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 01:20:48 AM
Shot in the face with a grenade while on exercises....  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633361/Surgeons-pull-live-GRENADE-soldier-s-face-hospital-car-park-case-explodes-surgery-military-accident-Colombia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633361/Surgeons-pull-live-GRENADE-soldier-s-face-hospital-car-park-case-explodes-surgery-military-accident-Colombia.html)

Well, I'm definitely not clicking that one!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2016, 08:27:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 12:58:59 AM
I can understand that losing a parent will have been a hell of a blow but wanting to become "a sexy hybrid of Miss Piggy, Jessica Rabbit and Beyonce" and blowing £14 grand in the process?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3632852/Woman-blows-14-000-inheritance-plastic-surgery-look-like-s (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3632852/Woman-blows-14-000-inheritance-plastic-surgery-look-like-s)
At least she is unlikely to be troubled by having children.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2016, 09:01:11 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2016, 06:58:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 01:20:48 AM
Shot in the face with a grenade while on exercises....  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633361/Surgeons-pull-live-GRENADE-soldier-s-face-hospital-car-park-case-explodes-surgery-military-accident-Colombia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633361/Surgeons-pull-live-GRENADE-soldier-s-face-hospital-car-park-case-explodes-surgery-military-accident-Colombia.html)

Well, I'm definitely not clicking that one!  noooo:
It's OK

But a  eeek: eeek: eeek: noooo: noooo: story
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 11:39:43 PM
What the Fuck???  noooo:

Quote
Project Leer: Anti-Brexit group planned bizarre viral sex film and a poster of a naked Boris Johnson swinging on a Miley Cyrus- style wrecking ball to woo young voters 
Anti-Brexit campaigners have been accused of scraping the barrel today after it emerged they had planned to make a spoof 'are you in?' porn film to attract younger voters.
The film, planned for various porn sites, was to show a couple having sex as the man stares at a picture of the Prime Minister and German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
The male actor then asks his partner: 'Am I In?' and she screams back: 'Yes baby!'
It came as Remain supporters are set to release a poster of Boris Johnson naked on a wrecking ball in a spoof on the famous Miley Cyrus pop video.
The former Mayor of London turned Brexit figurehead is shown smashing into a Union Flag wall.

A couple having sex while he is looking at photos of Cameron and Merkel? That's not an advert for staying in the EU, it certainly is one for industrial strength viagra though.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F06%2F10%2F09%2F351D5BC600000578-3634682-image-a-8_1465545785733.jpg&hash=4bcfd40a393befd3602630cd39a646b1860c60ed)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3635239/Unelected-government-minister-tells-voters-not-overrule-democratically-elected-MPs-backing-Brexit.html#ixzz4BDs3AM5B (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3635239/Unelected-government-minister-tells-voters-not-overrule-democratically-elected-MPs-backing-Brexit.html#ixzz4BDs3AM5B)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2016, 01:06:54 AM
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/677268/hooters-girl-bar-stool-trick-in-viral-video? (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/677268/hooters-girl-bar-stool-trick-in-viral-video?)

Too many jokes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2016, 04:44:40 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3637463/Teachers-reveal-chilling-behaviour-pupils-destined-criminals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3637463/Teachers-reveal-chilling-behaviour-pupils-destined-criminals.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2016, 12:43:48 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3637594/Terrifying-moment-sword-flies-audience-battle-enactment-narrowly-missing-spectator-s-head.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3637594/Terrifying-moment-sword-flies-audience-battle-enactment-narrowly-missing-spectator-s-head.html)

 eeek:

I've wielded one of those swords before, they may not have a sharp edge but they are the full weight.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2016, 02:50:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2016, 12:43:48 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3637594/Terrifying-moment-sword-flies-audience-battle-enactment-narrowly-missing-spectator-s-head.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3637594/Terrifying-moment-sword-flies-audience-battle-enactment-narrowly-missing-spectator-s-head.html)

 eeek:

I've wielded one of those swords before, they may not have a sharp edge but they are the full weight.
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2016, 11:25:07 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3638882/This-not-okay-Tribute-Ali-Twitter-responds-new-scarecrow-erected-tribute-late-boxer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3638882/This-not-okay-Tribute-Ali-Twitter-responds-new-scarecrow-erected-tribute-late-boxer.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2016, 05:59:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2016, 11:25:07 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3638882/This-not-okay-Tribute-Ali-Twitter-responds-new-scarecrow-erected-tribute-late-boxer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3638882/This-not-okay-Tribute-Ali-Twitter-responds-new-scarecrow-erected-tribute-late-boxer.html)

 noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2016, 11:40:45 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3645429/I-ll-point-bull-bet-t-Joker-places-finger-dartboard-bets-against-friend-hit-TWO-perfect-bullseyes-leave-bleeding.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3645429/I-ll-point-bull-bet-t-Joker-places-finger-dartboard-bets-against-friend-hit-TWO-perfect-bullseyes-leave-bleeding.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2016, 05:26:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2016, 11:40:45 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3645429/I-ll-point-bull-bet-t-Joker-places-finger-dartboard-bets-against-friend-hit-TWO-perfect-bullseyes-leave-bleeding.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3645429/I-ll-point-bull-bet-t-Joker-places-finger-dartboard-bets-against-friend-hit-TWO-perfect-bullseyes-leave-bleeding.html)

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2016, 12:54:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2016, 05:26:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2016, 11:40:45 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3645429/I-ll-point-bull-bet-t-Joker-places-finger-dartboard-bets-against-friend-hit-TWO-perfect-bullseyes-leave-bleeding.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3645429/I-ll-point-bull-bet-t-Joker-places-finger-dartboard-bets-against-friend-hit-TWO-perfect-bullseyes-leave-bleeding.html)

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

Mr Darwin sir, perhaps you should have your man send round a  crossbow and a couple of apples...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2016, 07:36:44 PM
Too many jokes.....  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/680888/VIDEO-man-has-sex-with-ROAD (http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/680888/VIDEO-man-has-sex-with-ROAD)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2016, 10:18:33 PM
Don't know whether to laugh or just...  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36550622 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36550622)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2016, 07:31:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2016, 10:18:33 PM
Don't know whether to laugh or just...  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36550622 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36550622)

I vote 'just...'  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2016, 07:32:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2016, 10:18:33 PM
Don't know whether to laugh or just...  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36550622 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36550622)
How about  lol: lol: lol:   and  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2016, 08:45:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2016, 10:18:33 PM
Don't know whether to laugh or just...  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36550622 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36550622)

You don't hear the residents making so much fuss about the origins of the name though do you?

It comes from the Saxon 'Goat-shame', named after the infamous Robin Hood Bestiality Festival which used to be held there.

Our colonial cousins still celebrate it secretly in the name of Batman's sidekick.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2016, 12:15:26 AM
Replacements for BM's bucket you say....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3648668/It-s-like-lottery-win-Diving-fans-sell-collection-vintage-helmets-including-one-fashioned-steel-drum-570-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3648668/It-s-like-lottery-win-Diving-fans-sell-collection-vintage-helmets-including-one-fashioned-steel-drum-570-000.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2016, 08:59:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2016, 12:15:26 AM
Replacements for BM's bucket you say....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3648668/It-s-like-lottery-win-Diving-fans-sell-collection-vintage-helmets-including-one-fashioned-steel-drum-570-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3648668/It-s-like-lottery-win-Diving-fans-sell-collection-vintage-helmets-including-one-fashioned-steel-drum-570-000.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2016, 01:56:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 20, 2016, 08:59:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2016, 12:15:26 AM
Replacements for BM's bucket you say....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3648668/It-s-like-lottery-win-Diving-fans-sell-collection-vintage-helmets-including-one-fashioned-steel-drum-570-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3648668/It-s-like-lottery-win-Diving-fans-sell-collection-vintage-helmets-including-one-fashioned-steel-drum-570-000.html)

 rubschin:

The only downside is that your face wouldn't be hidden....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2016, 06:40:33 PM
Apey may want to sit down before reading this....

£65k for a jar of air from a Stone Roses gig....  Shocked:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/21/jar-of-air-from-stone-roses-gig-which-owner-insists-still-has-a/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/21/jar-of-air-from-stone-roses-gig-which-owner-insists-still-has-a/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2016, 06:41:51 PM
There could be munny in this  eveilgrin:

What is the value of air from the never ending procession of tribute bands in Smugland?

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2016, 10:50:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2016, 06:41:51 PM
There could be munny in this  eveilgrin:

What is the value of air from the never ending procession of tribute bands in Smugland?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2016, 06:30:45 AM
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/21/asia/china-bank-spanking/index.html (http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/21/asia/china-bank-spanking/index.html) eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2016, 07:47:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2016, 06:30:45 AM
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/21/asia/china-bank-spanking/index.html (http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/21/asia/china-bank-spanking/index.html) eveilgrin:
rubschin:

50 shades of yellow?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2016, 07:50:15 AM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2016, 08:03:25 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2016, 07:50:15 AM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Exactly  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2016, 12:09:49 PM
How on earth do you tell if a rabbit is stoned......?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3653981/Don-t-feed-rabbits-lettuce-contains-chemical-gets-stoned.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3653981/Don-t-feed-rabbits-lettuce-contains-chemical-gets-stoned.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2016, 07:45:40 PM
People subscribe to get pictures and videos of her???  eeek: Can I subscribe to the list that says I never want to see such a horrific sight again instead please.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3653941/Instagram-star-70-INCH-proves-curves-real.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3653941/Instagram-star-70-INCH-proves-curves-real.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2016, 08:52:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2016, 07:45:40 PM
People subscribe to get pictures and videos of her???  eeek: Can I subscribe to the list that says I never want to see such a horrific sight again instead please.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3653941/Instagram-star-70-INCH-proves-curves-real.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3653941/Instagram-star-70-INCH-proves-curves-real.html)

The interweb is full of big arses.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2016, 12:09:55 AM
Couldn't really put this into the referendum thread in the commons but you have to admit it would be one hell of a campaign poster.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3655400/Liz-bares-Brexit-Actress-posts-picture-holding-Union-Jack-cushion-urges-social-media-followers-Leave.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3655400/Liz-bares-Brexit-Actress-posts-picture-holding-Union-Jack-cushion-urges-social-media-followers-Leave.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2016, 09:19:00 PM
As Chimp Boy would say, too many jokes....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656541/Fellatio-cafe-customers-receive-oral-sex-drink-40-coffee-opened-Geneva.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656541/Fellatio-cafe-customers-receive-oral-sex-drink-40-coffee-opened-Geneva.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2016, 09:36:39 PM
How much coffee can one man drink?

Anyhoo, nibbles time here  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2016, 11:08:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 23, 2016, 09:36:39 PM
How much coffee can one man drink?

Anyhoo, nibbles time here  cloud9:

It depends on how much I'm allowed to scare the crap out of the people around me...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2016, 08:43:47 AM
Nick making friends and influencing people?  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/678802/resident-leaves-angry-car-note-on-new-neighbours-car-in-viral-imgur-post (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/678802/resident-leaves-angry-car-note-on-new-neighbours-car-in-viral-imgur-post)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2016, 02:07:34 PM
WTF??  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3657439/Controversial-performance-artist-arrested-inviting-strangers-touch-naked-breasts-genitals-Trafalgar-Square-women-s-rights.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3657439/Controversial-performance-artist-arrested-inviting-strangers-touch-naked-breasts-genitals-Trafalgar-Square-women-s-rights.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2016, 12:48:06 AM
Baldy could start a new line in auto repair tools....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656761/Woman-fixes-car-prang-using-sex-toy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656761/Woman-fixes-car-prang-using-sex-toy.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2016, 06:26:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2016, 12:48:06 AM
Baldy could start a new line in auto repair tools....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656761/Woman-fixes-car-prang-using-sex-toy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656761/Woman-fixes-car-prang-using-sex-toy.html)
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2016, 02:44:24 PM
An speed hump you say...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3661853/Drunk-couple-climb-German-bridge-sex-shut-traffic-Autobahn.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3661853/Drunk-couple-climb-German-bridge-sex-shut-traffic-Autobahn.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2016, 08:12:10 AM
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/couple-call-police-and-claim-their-pet-cat-is-holding-them-hostage/ar-AAhErjO?ocid=spartandhp (http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/couple-call-police-and-claim-their-pet-cat-is-holding-them-hostage/ar-AAhErjO?ocid=spartandhp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2016, 10:26:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2016, 08:12:10 AM
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/couple-call-police-and-claim-their-pet-cat-is-holding-them-hostage/ar-AAhErjO?ocid=spartandhp (http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/couple-call-police-and-claim-their-pet-cat-is-holding-them-hostage/ar-AAhErjO?ocid=spartandhp)
scared2:

I'd have replied earlier but our Cobnut said one peep from you and your nuts get it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html)

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2016, 10:51:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html)

 redface:

Something tells me that this may be good....  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2016, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2016, 10:51:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html)

 redface:

Something tells me that this may be good....  Popcorn:

Well...

My beer did explode in the garage if you remember...?

And, when my BiL was staying with us in Maidenhead because he was visiting The Royal Marsden everyday, somebody bought him a 'beer bag' for his birthday...  redface:

It was one of those 'brew in a bag' things, you just added water then hung it up on the back of the door while it fermented...

Well, this thing inflated like a mahoosive balloon, clearly the pressure relief thing had gone wrong or something. It had a little tap on the front for draining the beer off when it finished and I decided that the best thing was to drain off some beer to reduce the pressure...

So, armed with glass I pressed the button on the tap and the whole tap came off!  eeek:

Much like the video in the OP, the thing sprayed gallons of beer all over the floor, walls and ceiling...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2016, 12:19:08 PM
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2016, 08:40:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2016, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2016, 10:51:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html)

 redface:

Something tells me that this may be good....  Popcorn:

Well...

My beer did explode in the garage if you remember...?

And, when my BiL was staying with us in Maidenhead because he was visiting The Royal Marsden everyday, somebody bought him a 'beer bag' for his birthday...  redface:

It was one of those 'brew in a bag' things, you just added water then hung it up on the back of the door while it fermented...

Well, this thing inflated like a mahoosive balloon, clearly the pressure relief thing had gone wrong or something. It had a little tap on the front for draining the beer off when it finished and I decided that the best thing was to drain off some beer to reduce the pressure...

So, armed with glass I pressed the button on the tap and the whole tap came off!  eeek:

Much like the video in the OP, the thing sprayed gallons of beer all over the floor, walls and ceiling...  noooo:

Had one of those when I was a student nurse, they bloat like that normally and work well unless some pillock yanks off the tap whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2016, 09:57:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2016, 08:40:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2016, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2016, 10:51:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html)

 redface:

Something tells me that this may be good....  Popcorn:

Well...

My beer did explode in the garage if you remember...?

And, when my BiL was staying with us in Maidenhead because he was visiting The Royal Marsden everyday, somebody bought him a 'beer bag' for his birthday...  redface:

It was one of those 'brew in a bag' things, you just added water then hung it up on the back of the door while it fermented...

Well, this thing inflated like a mahoosive balloon, clearly the pressure relief thing had gone wrong or something. It had a little tap on the front for draining the beer off when it finished and I decided that the best thing was to drain off some beer to reduce the pressure...

So, armed with glass I pressed the button on the tap and the whole tap came off!  eeek:

Much like the video in the OP, the thing sprayed gallons of beer all over the floor, walls and ceiling...  noooo:

Had one of those when I was a student nurse, they bloat like that normally and work well unless some pillock yanks off the tap whistle:

 evil:

It was faulty...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2016, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2016, 09:57:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2016, 08:40:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2016, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2016, 10:51:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html)

 redface:

Something tells me that this may be good....  Popcorn:

Well...

My beer did explode in the garage if you remember...?

And, when my BiL was staying with us in Maidenhead because he was visiting The Royal Marsden everyday, somebody bought him a 'beer bag' for his birthday...  redface:

It was one of those 'brew in a bag' things, you just added water then hung it up on the back of the door while it fermented...

Well, this thing inflated like a mahoosive balloon, clearly the pressure relief thing had gone wrong or something. It had a little tap on the front for draining the beer off when it finished and I decided that the best thing was to drain off some beer to reduce the pressure...

So, armed with glass I pressed the button on the tap and the whole tap came off!  eeek:

Much like the video in the OP, the thing sprayed gallons of beer all over the floor, walls and ceiling...  noooo:

Had one of those when I was a student nurse, they bloat like that normally and work well unless some pillock yanks off the tap whistle:

 evil:

It was faulty...
PICNIB
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2016, 06:16:29 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2016, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2016, 09:57:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2016, 08:40:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2016, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2016, 10:51:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html)

 redface:

Something tells me that this may be good....  Popcorn:

Well...

My beer did explode in the garage if you remember...?

And, when my BiL was staying with us in Maidenhead because he was visiting The Royal Marsden everyday, somebody bought him a 'beer bag' for his birthday...  redface:

It was one of those 'brew in a bag' things, you just added water then hung it up on the back of the door while it fermented...

Well, this thing inflated like a mahoosive balloon, clearly the pressure relief thing had gone wrong or something. It had a little tap on the front for draining the beer off when it finished and I decided that the best thing was to drain off some beer to reduce the pressure...

So, armed with glass I pressed the button on the tap and the whole tap came off!  eeek:

Much like the video in the OP, the thing sprayed gallons of beer all over the floor, walls and ceiling...  noooo:

Had one of those when I was a student nurse, they bloat like that normally and work well unless some pillock yanks off the tap whistle:

 evil:

It was faulty...
PICNIB

 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2016, 08:08:34 AM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3675310/Cyclist-saved-penis-struck-lightning-bolt-earths-genitals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3675310/Cyclist-saved-penis-struck-lightning-bolt-earths-genitals.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 06, 2016, 08:11:02 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2016, 08:30:01 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 06, 2016, 08:11:02 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: beerhead on July 07, 2016, 12:59:08 PM
From a newspaper in Texas "Woman causes 10 car pileup after seeing Jesus in a candy bar"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2016, 01:44:14 PM
Quote from: beerhead on July 07, 2016, 12:59:08 PM
From a newspaper in Texas "Woman causes 10 car pileup after seeing Jesus in a candy bar"

 lol: lol: lol:

Woman Causes 10 Car Pileup After Seeing Jesus In Her Kit Kat Candy Bar (http://now8news.com/woman-causes-accident-jesus-kit-kat/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2016, 03:11:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2016, 01:44:14 PM
Quote from: beerhead on July 07, 2016, 12:59:08 PM
From a newspaper in Texas "Woman causes 10 car pileup after seeing Jesus in a candy bar"

 lol: lol: lol:

Woman Causes 10 Car Pileup After Seeing Jesus In Her Kit Kat Candy Bar (http://now8news.com/woman-causes-accident-jesus-kit-kat/)

 facepalm:

Only in the colonies.  noooo:

"A Texas woman goes into a bar and sees Jesus........"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2016, 11:03:18 PM
Hull invaded by an army of drunken naked smurfs shock  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682009/Why-blue-Sea-people-strip-daub-body-paint-city-centre-huge-art-installation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682009/Why-blue-Sea-people-strip-daub-body-paint-city-centre-huge-art-installation.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2016, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2016, 11:03:18 PM
Hull invaded by an army of drunken naked smurfs shock  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682009/Why-blue-Sea-people-strip-daub-body-paint-city-centre-huge-art-installation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682009/Why-blue-Sea-people-strip-daub-body-paint-city-centre-huge-art-installation.html)
whacky115 whacky115 whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

Blue movie eh?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2016, 01:05:30 AM
Marbles? You had marbles implanted there??  Shocked:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-west-virginia-inmate-marbles-penis-idUKKCN0YT1US (http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-west-virginia-inmate-marbles-penis-idUKKCN0YT1US)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2016, 05:31:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2016, 11:03:18 PM
Hull invaded by an army of drunken naked smurfs shock  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682009/Why-blue-Sea-people-strip-daub-body-paint-city-centre-huge-art-installation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682009/Why-blue-Sea-people-strip-daub-body-paint-city-centre-huge-art-installation.html)

Amazing isn't it, thousands of naked people on the streets?



Yet I get my knob out on the bus and everybody goes mental... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2016, 07:36:48 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 09, 2016, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2016, 11:03:18 PM
Hull invaded by an army of drunken naked smurfs shock  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682009/Why-blue-Sea-people-strip-daub-body-paint-city-centre-huge-art-installation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682009/Why-blue-Sea-people-strip-daub-body-paint-city-centre-huge-art-installation.html)
whacky115 whacky115 whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

Blue movie eh?
Should have done it in January and saved the paint.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2016, 10:12:58 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2016, 07:36:48 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 09, 2016, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2016, 11:03:18 PM
Hull invaded by an army of drunken naked smurfs shock  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682009/Why-blue-Sea-people-strip-daub-body-paint-city-centre-huge-art-installation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682009/Why-blue-Sea-people-strip-daub-body-paint-city-centre-huge-art-installation.html)
whacky115 whacky115 whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

Blue movie eh?
Should have done it in January and saved the paint.
  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2016, 12:48:26 PM
Half a ton?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3684153/It-nearly-killed-Watch-Brit-strongman-Beast-human-deadlift-half-TON-pass-blood-vessels-head-EXPLODE-pressure.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3684153/It-nearly-killed-Watch-Brit-strongman-Beast-human-deadlift-half-TON-pass-blood-vessels-head-EXPLODE-pressure.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2016, 03:51:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2016, 12:48:26 PM
Half a ton?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3684153/It-nearly-killed-Watch-Brit-strongman-Beast-human-deadlift-half-TON-pass-blood-vessels-head-EXPLODE-pressure.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3684153/It-nearly-killed-Watch-Brit-strongman-Beast-human-deadlift-half-TON-pass-blood-vessels-head-EXPLODE-pressure.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 12, 2016, 09:02:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2016, 03:51:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2016, 12:48:26 PM
Half a ton?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3684153/It-nearly-killed-Watch-Brit-strongman-Beast-human-deadlift-half-TON-pass-blood-vessels-head-EXPLODE-pressure.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3684153/It-nearly-killed-Watch-Brit-strongman-Beast-human-deadlift-half-TON-pass-blood-vessels-head-EXPLODE-pressure.html)

 Shocked:
Is that ^ you or the man with the exploderised blood vessels

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2016, 10:44:24 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 12, 2016, 09:02:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2016, 03:51:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2016, 12:48:26 PM
Half a ton?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3684153/It-nearly-killed-Watch-Brit-strongman-Beast-human-deadlift-half-TON-pass-blood-vessels-head-EXPLODE-pressure.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3684153/It-nearly-killed-Watch-Brit-strongman-Beast-human-deadlift-half-TON-pass-blood-vessels-head-EXPLODE-pressure.html)

 Shocked:
Is that ^ you or the man with the exploderised blood vessels

Both!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2016, 01:59:33 PM
Academia and common sense, never the twain shall meet.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/11/the-university-of-north-texas-really-didnt-think-this-mug-through-properly-6000160/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/11/the-university-of-north-texas-really-didnt-think-this-mug-through-properly-6000160/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2016, 02:23:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2016, 01:59:33 PM
Academia and common sense, never the twain shall meet.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/11/the-university-of-north-texas-really-didnt-think-this-mug-through-properly-6000160/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/11/the-university-of-north-texas-really-didnt-think-this-mug-through-properly-6000160/)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2016, 05:43:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2016, 02:23:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2016, 01:59:33 PM
Academia and common sense, never the twain shall meet.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/11/the-university-of-north-texas-really-didnt-think-this-mug-through-properly-6000160/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/11/the-university-of-north-texas-really-didnt-think-this-mug-through-properly-6000160/)

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

snigger
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2016, 06:05:54 PM
Not a Corrie fan then BM?  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/689158/Coronation-Street-drone-crash-Bistro-ITV (http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/689158/Coronation-Street-drone-crash-Bistro-ITV)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2016, 06:30:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2016, 06:05:54 PM
Not a Corrie fan then BM?  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/689158/Coronation-Street-drone-crash-Bistro-ITV (http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/689158/Coronation-Street-drone-crash-Bistro-ITV)

Oh, don't start me on Corrie.... we've had Diggory Compton out here for weeks... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2016, 03:15:21 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3690180/Woman-beheaded-train-Russia-having-sex-near-railway-track.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3690180/Woman-beheaded-train-Russia-having-sex-near-railway-track.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2016, 03:19:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2016, 03:15:21 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3690180/Woman-beheaded-train-Russia-having-sex-near-railway-track.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3690180/Woman-beheaded-train-Russia-having-sex-near-railway-track.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2016, 03:24:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2016, 03:19:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2016, 03:15:21 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3690180/Woman-beheaded-train-Russia-having-sex-near-railway-track.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3690180/Woman-beheaded-train-Russia-having-sex-near-railway-track.html)

 noooo:

Sources say she would have survived if couple had carried on fornicating eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2016, 05:29:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2016, 03:24:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2016, 03:19:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2016, 03:15:21 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3690180/Woman-beheaded-train-Russia-having-sex-near-railway-track.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3690180/Woman-beheaded-train-Russia-having-sex-near-railway-track.html)

 noooo:

Sources say she would have survived if couple had carried on fornicating eeek:
eeek:

You have to say something like that happening could put one of us blokes right off sex


for at least 20 minutes
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2016, 05:36:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2016, 05:29:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2016, 03:24:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2016, 03:19:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2016, 03:15:21 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3690180/Woman-beheaded-train-Russia-having-sex-near-railway-track.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3690180/Woman-beheaded-train-Russia-having-sex-near-railway-track.html)

 noooo:

Sources say she would have survived if couple had carried on fornicating eeek:
eeek:

You have to say something like that happening could put one of us blokes right off sex


for at least 20 seconds

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2016, 05:38:07 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Would make you think twice about asking "do you give head?"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2016, 05:42:42 PM

(https://s32.postimg.org/47tx0lnj5/jenny.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/47tx0lnj5/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2016, 05:48:35 PM
 kleenex:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2016, 05:49:12 PM
Kaye????????????????? cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2016, 01:40:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36814165/man-in-new-zealand-quits-his-job-to-play-pokemon-go-full-time (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36814165/man-in-new-zealand-quits-his-job-to-play-pokemon-go-full-time)

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2016, 02:37:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 16, 2016, 01:40:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36814165/man-in-new-zealand-quits-his-job-to-play-pokemon-go-full-time (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36814165/man-in-new-zealand-quits-his-job-to-play-pokemon-go-full-time)

 whacky115

Bonkers...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2016, 07:17:00 AM
Pokemon Go will cause the end of civilisation.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2016, 10:52:01 PM
And the craziness continues...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3693814/Chaos-Central-Park-gamers-leap-cars-leave-engines-running-catch-rare-POKEMON.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3693814/Chaos-Central-Park-gamers-leap-cars-leave-engines-running-catch-rare-POKEMON.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2016, 05:11:49 AM
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/several-turkish-navy-ships-commanders-missing-since-coup-attempt-1571298 (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/several-turkish-navy-ships-commanders-missing-since-coup-attempt-1571298)

 eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2016, 02:38:28 PM
In all honesty I wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the Darwin Awards thread. It seems that gormless Bosnian Pokemon Go players are wandering into minefields looking for critters to catch...  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F07%2F20%2F08%2F366C080100000578-3697540-image-a-8_1468999557643.jpg&hash=a1a11baa3cf7ea53592056fc98dec4c888848d57)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697540/Activists-Bosnian-Pokemon-Go-users-beware-fields.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697540/Activists-Bosnian-Pokemon-Go-users-beware-fields.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2016, 02:43:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2016, 02:38:28 PM
In all honesty I wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the Darwin Awards thread. It seems that gormless Bosnian Pokemon Go players are wandering into minefields looking for critters to catch...  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F07%2F20%2F08%2F366C080100000578-3697540-image-a-8_1468999557643.jpg&hash=a1a11baa3cf7ea53592056fc98dec4c888848d57)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697540/Activists-Bosnian-Pokemon-Go-users-beware-fields.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697540/Activists-Bosnian-Pokemon-Go-users-beware-fields.html)

happy001

Splendid!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2016, 03:11:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2016, 02:43:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2016, 02:38:28 PM
In all honesty I wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the Darwin Awards thread. It seems that gormless Bosnian Pokemon Go players are wandering into minefields looking for critters to catch...  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F07%2F20%2F08%2F366C080100000578-3697540-image-a-8_1468999557643.jpg&hash=a1a11baa3cf7ea53592056fc98dec4c888848d57)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697540/Activists-Bosnian-Pokemon-Go-users-beware-fields.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697540/Activists-Bosnian-Pokemon-Go-users-beware-fields.html)

happy001

Splendid!  Thumbs:

 lol: lol:

 rubschin:

Is there a Pokemon called Maddie?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2016, 10:55:42 AM
Not sure about the survive a car crash bit but the head certainly looks like someone who has spent the last couple of years with their head crammed in a bucket...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3700578/Victoria-s-new-road-safety-ambassador-Graham-body-survive-car-crash.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3700578/Victoria-s-new-road-safety-ambassador-Graham-body-survive-car-crash.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2016, 11:06:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2016, 10:55:42 AM
Not sure about the survive a car crash bit but the head certainly looks like someone who has spent the last couple of years with their head crammed in a bucket...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3700578/Victoria-s-new-road-safety-ambassador-Graham-body-survive-car-crash.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3700578/Victoria-s-new-road-safety-ambassador-Graham-body-survive-car-crash.html)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2016, 11:07:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2016, 10:55:42 AM
Not sure about the survive a car crash bit but the head certainly looks like someone who has spent the last couple of years with their head crammed in a bucket...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3700578/Victoria-s-new-road-safety-ambassador-Graham-body-survive-car-crash.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3700578/Victoria-s-new-road-safety-ambassador-Graham-body-survive-car-crash.html)

He looks like JCB Ken, a local contractor here.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2016, 12:24:18 PM
BM takes a boat trip to relax after the Panjero debacle...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702704/Hilarious-photo-boat-trailer-attached-baffles-Facebook.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702704/Hilarious-photo-boat-trailer-attached-baffles-Facebook.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2016, 12:43:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2016, 12:24:18 PM
BM takes a boat trip to relax after the Panjero debacle...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702704/Hilarious-photo-boat-trailer-attached-baffles-Facebook.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702704/Hilarious-photo-boat-trailer-attached-baffles-Facebook.html)

 noooo:

 evil:

mind you, it must save a lot of time piss-potting about getting it on and off the trailer....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2016, 01:36:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2016, 12:43:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2016, 12:24:18 PM
BM takes a boat trip to relax after the Panjero debacle...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702704/Hilarious-photo-boat-trailer-attached-baffles-Facebook.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702704/Hilarious-photo-boat-trailer-attached-baffles-Facebook.html)

 noooo:

 evil:

mind you, it must save a lot of time piss-potting about getting it on and off the trailer....  rubschin:


You could just bolt a set of wheels on to the hull BM....  whistle:

*note to self* remember to set up sweepstake on how long it takes for BM to try that and sink
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2016, 01:43:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2016, 01:36:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2016, 12:43:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2016, 12:24:18 PM
BM takes a boat trip to relax after the Panjero debacle...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702704/Hilarious-photo-boat-trailer-attached-baffles-Facebook.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702704/Hilarious-photo-boat-trailer-attached-baffles-Facebook.html)

 noooo:

 evil:

mind you, it must save a lot of time piss-potting about getting it on and off the trailer....  rubschin:


You could just bolt a set of wheels on to the hull BM....  whistle:

*note to self* remember to set up sweepstake on how long it takes for BM to try that and sink

Casters to make it more maneuverable on land...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2016, 01:45:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2016, 01:43:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2016, 01:36:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2016, 12:43:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2016, 12:24:18 PM
BM takes a boat trip to relax after the Panjero debacle...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702704/Hilarious-photo-boat-trailer-attached-baffles-Facebook.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702704/Hilarious-photo-boat-trailer-attached-baffles-Facebook.html)

 noooo:

 evil:

mind you, it must save a lot of time piss-potting about getting it on and off the trailer....  rubschin:


You could just bolt a set of wheels on to the hull BM....  whistle:

*note to self* remember to set up sweepstake on how long it takes for BM to try that and sink

Casters so I can move it along the river bed...?  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2016, 08:46:15 AM
What do you think folks, publicity stunt or epic phaalure...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3704116/It-s-make-break-sweat-Customer-enjoys-three-course-curry-accidentally-pays-1MILLION-pleasure.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3704116/It-s-make-break-sweat-Customer-enjoys-three-course-curry-accidentally-pays-1MILLION-pleasure.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2016, 08:53:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2016, 08:46:15 AM
What do you think folks, publicity stunt or epic phaalure...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3704116/It-s-make-break-sweat-Customer-enjoys-three-course-curry-accidentally-pays-1MILLION-pleasure.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3704116/It-s-make-break-sweat-Customer-enjoys-three-course-curry-accidentally-pays-1MILLION-pleasure.html)

It seems unlikely...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2016, 09:04:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2016, 08:53:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2016, 08:46:15 AM
What do you think folks, publicity stunt or epic phaalure...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3704116/It-s-make-break-sweat-Customer-enjoys-three-course-curry-accidentally-pays-1MILLION-pleasure.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3704116/It-s-make-break-sweat-Customer-enjoys-three-course-curry-accidentally-pays-1MILLION-pleasure.html)

It seems unlikely...  lol:

I'm not so sure, it does sound like the kind of thing that Nick would manage....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2016, 09:54:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2016, 09:04:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2016, 08:53:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2016, 08:46:15 AM
What do you think folks, publicity stunt or epic phaalure...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3704116/It-s-make-break-sweat-Customer-enjoys-three-course-curry-accidentally-pays-1MILLION-pleasure.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3704116/It-s-make-break-sweat-Customer-enjoys-three-course-curry-accidentally-pays-1MILLION-pleasure.html)

It seems unlikely...  lol:

I'm not so sure, it does sound like the kind of thing that Nick would manage....  rubschin:
Still now we know his PIN . . . . .

 Sinister:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 25, 2016, 07:08:27 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2016, 03:11:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2016, 02:43:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2016, 02:38:28 PM
In all honesty I wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the Darwin Awards thread. It seems that gormless Bosnian Pokemon Go players are wandering into minefields looking for critters to catch...  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F07%2F20%2F08%2F366C080100000578-3697540-image-a-8_1468999557643.jpg&hash=a1a11baa3cf7ea53592056fc98dec4c888848d57)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697540/Activists-Bosnian-Pokemon-Go-users-beware-fields.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697540/Activists-Bosnian-Pokemon-Go-users-beware-fields.html)

happy001

Splendid!  Thumbs:

 lol: lol:

 rubschin:

Is there a Pokemon called Maddie?

 lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2016, 06:03:27 PM
This isn't anything new, BM has been doing it with the beer in this place since it opened......................pretty sure the only special equipment he uses is just a pipe......  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3708852/Belgian-scientists-make-novel-water-urine-machine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3708852/Belgian-scientists-make-novel-water-urine-machine.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2016, 06:10:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2016, 06:03:27 PM
This isn't anything new, BM has been doing it with the beer in this place since it opened......................pretty sure the only special equipment he uses is just a pipe......  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3708852/Belgian-scientists-make-novel-water-urine-machine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3708852/Belgian-scientists-make-novel-water-urine-machine.html)

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2016, 06:12:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2016, 06:10:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2016, 06:03:27 PM
This isn't anything new, BM has been doing it with the beer in this place since it opened......................pretty sure the only special equipment he uses is just a pipe......  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3708852/Belgian-scientists-make-novel-water-urine-machine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3708852/Belgian-scientists-make-novel-water-urine-machine.html)

 redface:

The Guiness style head on the lager was a dead givaway. I really think you need to see a doctor about that...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2016, 06:33:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2016, 06:12:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2016, 06:10:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2016, 06:03:27 PM
This isn't anything new, BM has been doing it with the beer in this place since it opened......................pretty sure the only special equipment he uses is just a pipe......  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3708852/Belgian-scientists-make-novel-water-urine-machine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3708852/Belgian-scientists-make-novel-water-urine-machine.html)

 redface:

The Guiness style head on the lager was a dead givaway. I really think you need to see a doctor about that...  noooo:

I've been to the quackter!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2016, 06:52:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2016, 06:10:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2016, 06:03:27 PM
This isn't anything new, BM has been doing it with the beer in this place since it opened......................pretty sure the only special equipment he uses is just a pipe......  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3708852/Belgian-scientists-make-novel-water-urine-machine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3708852/Belgian-scientists-make-novel-water-urine-machine.html)

 redface:
sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2016, 02:58:25 PM
Not for nothing is Baldymort known as the pisshead of Pissouri Steve...  noooo:

Anyhoo, £40 a raffle ticket for the chance to win a holiday resort? Hell I'd have gone for that.  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36897995/an-australian-couple-who-raffled-off-their-tropical-island-home-pick-the-winner (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36897995/an-australian-couple-who-raffled-off-their-tropical-island-home-pick-the-winner)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2016, 06:56:54 PM
Woman invoiced $5,488.51 for her own sexual assault (http://www.countingcats.com/?p=20114)

Holy fucking fuck!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2016, 06:58:27 PM
WHen is LL flying back? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2016, 07:02:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 27, 2016, 06:58:27 PM
WHen is LL flying back? rubschin:

Not sure, they had a day of trapped fingers and handbag fires today apparently....   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2016, 07:04:25 PM
Not my fault  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2016, 07:06:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 27, 2016, 07:04:25 PM
Not my fault  angel1

You would say that wouldn't you...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2016, 09:00:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2016, 06:56:54 PM
Woman invoiced $5,488.51 for her own sexual assault (http://www.countingcats.com/?p=20114)

Holy fucking fuck!  eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:18:27 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2016, 02:26:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:18:27 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html)

Splendid!  :thumbsup:

I'd need to check the girls out before I pop me clogs tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:41:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2016, 02:26:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:18:27 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html)

Splendid!  :thumbsup:

I'd need to check the girls out before I pop me clogs tho...  whistle:

When LL finds out you want strippers at your funeral you say...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2016, 02:45:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:41:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2016, 02:26:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:18:27 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html)

Splendid!  :thumbsup:

I'd need to check the girls out before I pop me clogs tho...  whistle:

When LL finds out you want strippers at your funeral you say...  noooo:

I haven't thought this through have I...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 03:04:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2016, 02:45:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:41:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2016, 02:26:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:18:27 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html)

Splendid!  :thumbsup:

I'd need to check the girls out before I pop me clogs tho...  whistle:

When LL finds out you want strippers at your funeral you say...  noooo:

I haven't thought this through have I...?  rubschin:

No more than any other of your grand plans....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2016, 03:18:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 03:04:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2016, 02:45:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:41:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2016, 02:26:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:18:27 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html)

Splendid!  :thumbsup:

I'd need to check the girls out before I pop me clogs tho...  whistle:

When LL finds out you want strippers at your funeral you say...  noooo:

I haven't thought this through have I...?  rubschin:

No more than any other of your grand plans....  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 09:18:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2016, 03:18:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 03:04:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2016, 02:45:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:41:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2016, 02:26:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:18:27 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html)

Splendid!  :thumbsup:

I'd need to check the girls out before I pop me clogs tho...  whistle:

When LL finds out you want strippers at your funeral you say...  noooo:

I haven't thought this through have I...?  rubschin:

No more than any other of your grand plans....  noooo:

 evil:

Some days it feels like shooting fish in a barrel...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 11:16:04 PM
Looks like elections in Burnley could get interesting, Jesus Christ plans to run for MP.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/31/jesus-christ-is-not-only-alive-he-wants-to-become-the-next-mp-for-burnley-6040618/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/31/jesus-christ-is-not-only-alive-he-wants-to-become-the-next-mp-for-burnley-6040618/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 02, 2016, 05:47:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 11:16:04 PM
Looks like elections in Burnley could get interesting, Jesus Christ plans to run for MP.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/31/jesus-christ-is-not-only-alive-he-wants-to-become-the-next-mp-for-burnley-6040618/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/31/jesus-christ-is-not-only-alive-he-wants-to-become-the-next-mp-for-burnley-6040618/)
lol:

Well when it comes to crosses on ballot papers he should have some unique insights
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2016, 05:49:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 02, 2016, 05:47:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 11:16:04 PM
Looks like elections in Burnley could get interesting, Jesus Christ plans to run for MP.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/31/jesus-christ-is-not-only-alive-he-wants-to-become-the-next-mp-for-burnley-6040618/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/31/jesus-christ-is-not-only-alive-he-wants-to-become-the-next-mp-for-burnley-6040618/)
lol:

Well when it comes to crosses on ballot papers he should have some unique insights

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2016, 08:42:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 02, 2016, 05:49:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 02, 2016, 05:47:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 11:16:04 PM
Looks like elections in Burnley could get interesting, Jesus Christ plans to run for MP.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/31/jesus-christ-is-not-only-alive-he-wants-to-become-the-next-mp-for-burnley-6040618/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/31/jesus-christ-is-not-only-alive-he-wants-to-become-the-next-mp-for-burnley-6040618/)
lol:

Well when it comes to crosses on ballot papers he should have some unique insights

 drumroll:

I can just see the electioneering from the other candidates....


You know what's coming...


Wait for it...



"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!!"

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2016, 08:48:47 PM
Somehow I can see BM and Apey doing this....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3719304/Man-writes-note-drunk-self-avoid-hangover.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3719304/Man-writes-note-drunk-self-avoid-hangover.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2016, 01:07:09 AM
 eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3719967/Lion-loose-Police-searching-big-cat-lorry-driver-sighting-Cornwall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3719967/Lion-loose-Police-searching-big-cat-lorry-driver-sighting-Cornwall.html)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2016, 01:18:57 AM
What was Baldymort doing in Wales?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720282/What-plonker-Barman-accidentally-recreates-Del-Boy-s-classic-fall-counter-leaving-friends-hysterics.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720282/What-plonker-Barman-accidentally-recreates-Del-Boy-s-classic-fall-counter-leaving-friends-hysterics.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2016, 05:37:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2016, 01:18:57 AM
What was Baldymort doing in Wales?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720282/What-plonker-Barman-accidentally-recreates-Del-Boy-s-classic-fall-counter-leaving-friends-hysterics.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720282/What-plonker-Barman-accidentally-recreates-Del-Boy-s-classic-fall-counter-leaving-friends-hysterics.html)

::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2016, 08:04:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2016, 05:37:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2016, 01:18:57 AM
What was Baldymort doing in Wales?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720282/What-plonker-Barman-accidentally-recreates-Del-Boy-s-classic-fall-counter-leaving-friends-hysterics.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720282/What-plonker-Barman-accidentally-recreates-Del-Boy-s-classic-fall-counter-leaving-friends-hysterics.html)

::)
You should sue them for infringing your copyrighted name
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2016, 08:06:42 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 03, 2016, 08:04:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2016, 05:37:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2016, 01:18:57 AM
What was Baldymort doing in Wales?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720282/What-plonker-Barman-accidentally-recreates-Del-Boy-s-classic-fall-counter-leaving-friends-hysterics.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720282/What-plonker-Barman-accidentally-recreates-Del-Boy-s-classic-fall-counter-leaving-friends-hysterics.html)

::)
You should sue them for infringing your copyrighted name

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2016, 03:20:57 PM
Shooting your partner in the throat with a flaming crossbow bolt during a talent show?  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3721076/America-s-Got-Talent-act-goes-horribly-wrong-man-gets-flaming-arrow-fired-throat-fianc-e.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3721076/America-s-Got-Talent-act-goes-horribly-wrong-man-gets-flaming-arrow-fired-throat-fianc-e.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2016, 03:22:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2016, 03:20:57 PM
Shooting your partner in the throat with a flaming crossbow bolt during a talent show?  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3721076/America-s-Got-Talent-act-goes-horribly-wrong-man-gets-flaming-arrow-fired-throat-fianc-e.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3721076/America-s-Got-Talent-act-goes-horribly-wrong-man-gets-flaming-arrow-fired-throat-fianc-e.html)

Great alibi!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2016, 03:47:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2016, 03:20:57 PM
Shooting your partner in the throat with a flaming crossbow bolt during a talent show?  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3721076/America-s-Got-Talent-act-goes-horribly-wrong-man-gets-flaming-arrow-fired-throat-fianc-e.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3721076/America-s-Got-Talent-act-goes-horribly-wrong-man-gets-flaming-arrow-fired-throat-fianc-e.html)
eeek:  noooo:

America's Got Lawsuit?

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2016, 09:24:33 PM
Something tells me it was a good job she didn't end up trying to answer her phone...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/03/woman-shoots-herself-while-posing-for-snapchat-picture-6046152/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/03/woman-shoots-herself-while-posing-for-snapchat-picture-6046152/)

It was a valiant effort Mr Darwin sir.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2016, 09:32:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2016, 09:24:33 PM
Something tells me it was a good job she didn't end up trying to answer her phone...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/03/woman-shoots-herself-while-posing-for-snapchat-picture-6046152/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/03/woman-shoots-herself-while-posing-for-snapchat-picture-6046152/)

It was a valiant effort Mr Darwin sir.
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2016, 04:59:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 03, 2016, 09:32:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2016, 09:24:33 PM
Something tells me it was a good job she didn't end up trying to answer her phone...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/03/woman-shoots-herself-while-posing-for-snapchat-picture-6046152/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/03/woman-shoots-herself-while-posing-for-snapchat-picture-6046152/)

It was a valiant effort Mr Darwin sir.
noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2016, 09:06:57 PM
I just have this image of loads of spotty yoofs at the at the Ann Summers counter saying "No, really. It's to hatch my pokemon...."  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/04/you-can-use-a-vibrator-to-hatch-eggs-on-pokemon-go-but-theres-a-catch-6048106/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/04/you-can-use-a-vibrator-to-hatch-eggs-on-pokemon-go-but-theres-a-catch-6048106/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2016, 09:30:42 PM
A campaign I can heartily get behind  Thumbs:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/04/britons-its-your-patriotic-duty-in-the-age-of-brexit-to-hit-the/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/04/britons-its-your-patriotic-duty-in-the-age-of-brexit-to-hit-the/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2016, 11:37:31 PM
Something tells me that if Apey had known about this he'd have been there like a shot with a straw and a load of empty bottles...  lol:

BM and other sensitive wine drinkers may find this article upsetting

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3723692/Wine-terrorists-flood-streets-French-town-50-000-litres-plonk-protest-against-cheap-imports.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3723692/Wine-terrorists-flood-streets-French-town-50-000-litres-plonk-protest-against-cheap-imports.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2016, 05:53:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2016, 09:30:42 PM
A campaign I can heartily get behind  Thumbs:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/04/britons-its-your-patriotic-duty-in-the-age-of-brexit-to-hit-the/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/04/britons-its-your-patriotic-duty-in-the-age-of-brexit-to-hit-the/)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2016, 11:45:00 AM
Looks like Darwin may have missed a market for his 'lucky' turnips...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3725060/Stroke-genius-humble-farmer-turned-unwanted-watermelons-fast-selling-lucky-fruit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3725060/Stroke-genius-humble-farmer-turned-unwanted-watermelons-fast-selling-lucky-fruit.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2016, 12:15:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2016, 11:45:00 AM
Looks like Darwin may have missed a market for his 'lucky' turnips...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3725060/Stroke-genius-humble-farmer-turned-unwanted-watermelons-fast-selling-lucky-fruit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3725060/Stroke-genius-humble-farmer-turned-unwanted-watermelons-fast-selling-lucky-fruit.html)

'Lucky Turnips' ?  happy001


Lucky if you can avoid them more like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2016, 10:27:38 AM
I was amazed by the reaction to this business until I read that it was happening in Bodmin.  noooo:

This young lass has created a successful business at 21 that helps the low income workers in Cornwall without them having to suffer the stigma of using a food bank. The fact that is seems to be the flash, second home owning tossers that have helped fuck up Cornwall's economy for an entire generation of would be homeowners that are piling on the abuse just goes to show that the line between the haves and have nots is painfully obvious down here. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3725245/Young-businesswoman-SPAT-discount-shops.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3725245/Young-businesswoman-SPAT-discount-shops.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2016, 11:26:05 AM
Research suggests being lazy is a sign of high intelligence
 (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/research-suggests-being-lazy-is-a-sign-of-high-intelligence-a7176136.html)
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2016, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2016, 11:26:05 AM
Research suggests being lazy is a sign of high intelligence
 (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/research-suggests-being-lazy-is-a-sign-of-high-intelligence-a7176136.html)
 :thumbsup:

I knew it.... cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2016, 12:04:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2016, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2016, 11:26:05 AM
Research suggests being lazy is a sign of high intelligence
 (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/research-suggests-being-lazy-is-a-sign-of-high-intelligence-a7176136.html)
 :thumbsup:

I knew it.... cloud9:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2016, 01:53:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2016, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2016, 11:26:05 AM
Research suggests being lazy is a sign of high intelligence
 (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/research-suggests-being-lazy-is-a-sign-of-high-intelligence-a7176136.html)
 :thumbsup:

I knew it.... cloud9:
I would've too but I couldn't be arsed to think about it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2016, 09:51:54 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 07, 2016, 01:53:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2016, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2016, 11:26:05 AM
Research suggests being lazy is a sign of high intelligence
 (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/research-suggests-being-lazy-is-a-sign-of-high-intelligence-a7176136.html)
 :thumbsup:

I knew it.... cloud9:
I would've too but I couldn't be arsed to think about it

Read it tomorrow....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2016, 10:01:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2016, 09:51:54 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 07, 2016, 01:53:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2016, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2016, 11:26:05 AM
Research suggests being lazy is a sign of high intelligence
 (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/research-suggests-being-lazy-is-a-sign-of-high-intelligence-a7176136.html)
 :thumbsup:

I knew it.... cloud9:
I would've too but I couldn't be arsed to think about it

Read it tomorrow....... Thumbs:
A plan!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2016, 07:16:22 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 07, 2016, 10:01:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2016, 09:51:54 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 07, 2016, 01:53:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2016, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2016, 11:26:05 AM
Research suggests being lazy is a sign of high intelligence
 (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/research-suggests-being-lazy-is-a-sign-of-high-intelligence-a7176136.html)
 :thumbsup:

I knew it.... cloud9:
I would've too but I couldn't be arsed to think about it

Read it tomorrow....... Thumbs:
A plan!  :thumbsup:
;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2016, 08:41:03 PM
Chinese Tourist applies for Asylum by mistake

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37013007 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37013007)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2016, 11:50:39 PM
Holy fuck...  eeek:

I remember being told as a kid that's what would happen.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3728301/Horror-person-decapitated-speeding-train-sticking-head-window.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3728301/Horror-person-decapitated-speeding-train-sticking-head-window.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2016, 05:44:04 AM
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/chinese-tourist-mistakenly-spends-12-days-german-refugee-camp-n625771 (http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/chinese-tourist-mistakenly-spends-12-days-german-refugee-camp-n625771)

 razz: razz: razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 09, 2016, 06:58:59 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2016, 05:44:04 AM
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/chinese-tourist-mistakenly-spends-12-days-german-refugee-camp-n625771 (http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/chinese-tourist-mistakenly-spends-12-days-german-refugee-camp-n625771)

 razz: razz: razz:
::)
AFFS (see 3 posts earlier)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2016, 07:49:35 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 09, 2016, 06:58:59 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2016, 05:44:04 AM
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/chinese-tourist-mistakenly-spends-12-days-german-refugee-camp-n625771 (http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/chinese-tourist-mistakenly-spends-12-days-german-refugee-camp-n625771)

 razz: razz: razz:
::)
AFFS (see 3 posts earlier)

We can't get the staff...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2016, 04:27:02 PM
 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2016, 05:33:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2016, 04:27:02 PM
redface: redface: redface:

 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2016, 08:01:31 PM
Looking at one of them pop music isnt the only thing that they don't recognise, scissors and a comb seem a pretty safe bet too...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3733327/Shameful-lack-knowledge-Oxford-students-mocked-failing-recognise-pop-music-George-Michael-University-Challenge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3733327/Shameful-lack-knowledge-Oxford-students-mocked-failing-recognise-pop-music-George-Michael-University-Challenge.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2016, 05:57:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2016, 08:01:31 PM
Looking at one of them pop music isnt the only thing that they don't recognise, scissors and a comb seem a pretty safe bet too...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3733327/Shameful-lack-knowledge-Oxford-students-mocked-failing-recognise-pop-music-George-Michael-University-Challenge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3733327/Shameful-lack-knowledge-Oxford-students-mocked-failing-recognise-pop-music-George-Michael-University-Challenge.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2016, 12:05:13 AM
We've all heard the risks of hackers taking control of everyday items but this...............?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3734762/Is-no-technology-safe-Experts-warn-hackers-soon-SEX-TOYS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3734762/Is-no-technology-safe-Experts-warn-hackers-soon-SEX-TOYS.html)

While I think there are too many, I'll let Apey get some jokes in.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2016, 12:06:54 AM
What........the......fuck???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3734361/Woman-tells-police-RAPED-Pokemon-character-felt-assault-virtual-reality-game-detected-creature-bedroom.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3734361/Woman-tells-police-RAPED-Pokemon-character-felt-assault-virtual-reality-game-detected-creature-bedroom.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2016, 06:33:02 AM
Step away from the Daily Fail Grumpy - it's not good for you....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2016, 09:57:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2016, 06:33:02 AM
Step away from the Daily Fail Grumpy - it's not good for you....  noooo:
Well let's go upmarket then

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/new-father-given-piles-op-by-mistake-csc7m23v8 (http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/new-father-given-piles-op-by-mistake-csc7m23v8)

Quote
A first-time father in China has learnt a painful lesson about trusting doctors after he was taken by mistake for a haemorrhoid operation as he waited for his wife to give birth.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2016, 10:12:28 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 12, 2016, 09:57:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2016, 06:33:02 AM
Step away from the Daily Fail Grumpy - it's not good for you....  noooo:
Well let's go upmarket then

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/new-father-given-piles-op-by-mistake-csc7m23v8 (http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/new-father-given-piles-op-by-mistake-csc7m23v8)

Quote
A first-time father in China has learnt a painful lesson about trusting doctors after he was taken by mistake for a haemorrhoid operation as he waited for his wife to give birth.

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2016, 11:27:02 AM
Sort of recalls that "Hard day at the orifice dear?" joke
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2016, 11:32:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 12, 2016, 11:27:02 AM
Sort of recalls that "Hard day at the orifice dear?" joke

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2016, 02:13:19 AM
Almost four grand for a family of 4 to stay for a week in Newquay? I'm sorry but anyone who is willing to fork out that much to stay in that decaying shithole deserves to be bilked for all they are worth...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3737805/STAYCATION-SWINDLE-hotels-Blackpool-Newquay-costlier-accommodation-Jamaica-Maldives.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3737805/STAYCATION-SWINDLE-hotels-Blackpool-Newquay-costlier-accommodation-Jamaica-Maldives.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2016, 07:38:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2016, 02:13:19 AM
Almost four grand for a family of 4 to stay for a week in Newquay? I'm sorry but anyone who is willing to fork out that much to stay in that decaying shithole deserves to be bilked for all they are worth...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3737805/STAYCATION-SWINDLE-hotels-Blackpool-Newquay-costlier-accommodation-Jamaica-Maldives.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3737805/STAYCATION-SWINDLE-hotels-Blackpool-Newquay-costlier-accommodation-Jamaica-Maldives.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2016, 07:57:47 AM
My dentist  eeek:

http://www.beestondentalpractice.co.uk/blog/2016/7/19/8xgoy6y604pk2zkv4e96lnynq6n3ri (http://www.beestondentalpractice.co.uk/blog/2016/7/19/8xgoy6y604pk2zkv4e96lnynq6n3ri)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2016, 08:22:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 14, 2016, 07:57:47 AM
My dentist  eeek:

http://www.beestondentalpractice.co.uk/blog/2016/7/19/8xgoy6y604pk2zkv4e96lnynq6n3ri (http://www.beestondentalpractice.co.uk/blog/2016/7/19/8xgoy6y604pk2zkv4e96lnynq6n3ri)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2016, 10:49:31 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 14, 2016, 07:57:47 AM
My dentist  eeek:

http://www.beestondentalpractice.co.uk/blog/2016/7/19/8xgoy6y604pk2zkv4e96lnynq6n3ri (http://www.beestondentalpractice.co.uk/blog/2016/7/19/8xgoy6y604pk2zkv4e96lnynq6n3ri)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 14, 2016, 10:24:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 14, 2016, 07:57:47 AM
My dentist  eeek:

http://www.beestondentalpractice.co.uk/blog/2016/7/19/8xgoy6y604pk2zkv4e96lnynq6n3ri (http://www.beestondentalpractice.co.uk/blog/2016/7/19/8xgoy6y604pk2zkv4e96lnynq6n3ri)

It that the one who put your trousers on backwards?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2016, 05:00:35 AM
That was in 1978! eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 15, 2016, 09:08:41 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2016, 05:00:35 AM
That was in 1978! eeek:
Short trousers then?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2016, 03:54:05 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2016, 07:01:56 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/17/german-man-causes-severe-damage-to-mans-car-with-his-sausage-6072874/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/17/german-man-causes-severe-damage-to-mans-car-with-his-sausage-6072874/)

Too many jokes..  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2016, 12:07:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2016, 07:01:56 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/17/german-man-causes-severe-damage-to-mans-car-with-his-sausage-6072874/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/17/german-man-causes-severe-damage-to-mans-car-with-his-sausage-6072874/)

Too many jokes..  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2016, 06:41:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 18, 2016, 12:07:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2016, 07:01:56 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/17/german-man-causes-severe-damage-to-mans-car-with-his-sausage-6072874/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/17/german-man-causes-severe-damage-to-mans-car-with-his-sausage-6072874/)

Too many jokes..  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2016, 05:11:11 PM
Had to be London only..........Bastardo!!  Banghead

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2016, 05:18:25 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/19/george-osborne-spotted-firing-machine-gun-on-holiday-in-vietnam (http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/19/george-osborne-spotted-firing-machine-gun-on-holiday-in-vietnam) eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2016, 05:34:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 19, 2016, 05:18:25 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/19/george-osborne-spotted-firing-machine-gun-on-holiday-in-vietnam (http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/19/george-osborne-spotted-firing-machine-gun-on-holiday-in-vietnam) eeek: eeek:

It's Osborne so the safest place to stand will be in front of the target...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2016, 05:41:27 PM
Like when BM is shooting? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2016, 06:37:19 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/18/flood-destroys-home-of-man-who-said-gays-were-responsible-for-floods-6075192/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/18/flood-destroys-home-of-man-who-said-gays-were-responsible-for-floods-6075192/)

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2016, 06:58:16 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2016, 07:39:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2016, 05:11:11 PM
Had to be London only..........Bastardo!!  Banghead

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/)
rubschin:  Free Crumpet delivered to your desk on Monday?

This is a whole new level for Tit Monday   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2016, 08:04:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2016, 05:11:11 PM
Had to be London only..........Bastardo!!  Banghead

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/)

Miss D works in London......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2016, 10:10:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2016, 08:04:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2016, 05:11:11 PM
Had to be London only..........Bastardo!!  Banghead

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/)

Miss D works in London......... rubschin:

We could all fill out hundreds of applications for her so she wins and gets all that Marmite and there will be a mahoosive axe fuelled explosion, the world will tilt on its axis and Cyprus will have all this bloody rain and we'll get all the sun

maybe
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2016, 11:52:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 19, 2016, 10:10:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2016, 08:04:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2016, 05:11:11 PM
Had to be London only..........Bastardo!!  Banghead

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/)

Miss D works in London......... rubschin:

We could all fill out hundreds of applications for her so she wins and gets all that Marmite and there will be a mahoosive axe fuelled explosion, the world will tilt on its axis and Cyprus will have all this bloody rain and we'll get all the sun

maybe

Are you insane? Cyprus would probably be only just outside the blast radius...  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2016, 11:43:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2016, 11:52:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 19, 2016, 10:10:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2016, 08:04:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2016, 05:11:11 PM
Had to be London only..........Bastardo!!  Banghead

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/)

Miss D works in London......... rubschin:

We could all fill out hundreds of applications for her so she wins and gets all that Marmite and there will be a mahoosive axe fuelled explosion, the world will tilt on its axis and Cyprus will have all this bloody rain and we'll get all the sun

maybe

Are you insane? Cyprus would probably be only just outside the blast radius...  eeek: eeek:
Me insane?  Would signing up here not be evidence of that?


Anyway about that explosion, luckily that's where this becomes useful

(https://www.pitchup.com/static/v33/uploads/secret_nuclear_bunker.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2016, 08:38:54 PM
Marrying your mother in law?? Sounds like an Anti Apey situation...............not enough MIL jokes  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750173/Man-left-wife-marry-MOTHER-LAW-says-mistake-wants-divorce.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750173/Man-left-wife-marry-MOTHER-LAW-says-mistake-wants-divorce.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2016, 08:54:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2016, 08:38:54 PM
Marrying your mother in law?? Sounds like an Anti Apey situation...............not enough MIL jokes  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750173/Man-left-wife-marry-MOTHER-LAW-says-mistake-wants-divorce.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750173/Man-left-wife-marry-MOTHER-LAW-says-mistake-wants-divorce.html)
Somehow  noooo: 9999 doesn't seem enough
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2016, 06:38:45 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 20, 2016, 08:54:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2016, 08:38:54 PM
Marrying your mother in law?? Sounds like an Anti Apey situation...............not enough MIL jokes  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750173/Man-left-wife-marry-MOTHER-LAW-says-mistake-wants-divorce.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750173/Man-left-wife-marry-MOTHER-LAW-says-mistake-wants-divorce.html)
Somehow  noooo: 9999 doesn't seem enough

You had a MiL like mine then!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2016, 10:33:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2016, 06:38:45 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 20, 2016, 08:54:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2016, 08:38:54 PM
Marrying your mother in law?? Sounds like an Anti Apey situation...............not enough MIL jokes  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750173/Man-left-wife-marry-MOTHER-LAW-says-mistake-wants-divorce.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750173/Man-left-wife-marry-MOTHER-LAW-says-mistake-wants-divorce.html)
Somehow  noooo: 9999 doesn't seem enough

You had a MiL like mine then!  lol:
It's no laughing matter  Banghead

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2016, 06:08:19 PM
I'm guessing this eejit had a sharp pain in his stomach afterwards...  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/21/man-swallowed-40-knives-because-he-liked-the-way-they-taste-6081054/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/21/man-swallowed-40-knives-because-he-liked-the-way-they-taste-6081054/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2016, 06:09:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2016, 06:08:19 PM
I'm guessing this eejit had a sharp pain in his stomach afterwards...  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/21/man-swallowed-40-knives-because-he-liked-the-way-they-taste-6081054/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/21/man-swallowed-40-knives-because-he-liked-the-way-they-taste-6081054/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2016, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2016, 06:09:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2016, 06:08:19 PM
I'm guessing this eejit had a sharp pain in his stomach afterwards...  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/21/man-swallowed-40-knives-because-he-liked-the-way-they-taste-6081054/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/21/man-swallowed-40-knives-because-he-liked-the-way-they-taste-6081054/)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2016, 11:21:07 PM
What.........the...........fuck????  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3753049/The-bizarre-party-trick-Woman-allows-friends-use-sledgehammer-smash-BRICKS-piled-crotch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3753049/The-bizarre-party-trick-Woman-allows-friends-use-sledgehammer-smash-BRICKS-piled-crotch.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 05:21:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2016, 11:21:07 PM
What.........the...........fuck????  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3753049/The-bizarre-party-trick-Woman-allows-friends-use-sledgehammer-smash-BRICKS-piled-crotch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3753049/The-bizarre-party-trick-Woman-allows-friends-use-sledgehammer-smash-BRICKS-piled-crotch.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2016, 08:01:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2016, 11:21:07 PM
What.........the...........fuck????  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3753049/The-bizarre-party-trick-Woman-allows-friends-use-sledgehammer-smash-BRICKS-piled-crotch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3753049/The-bizarre-party-trick-Woman-allows-friends-use-sledgehammer-smash-BRICKS-piled-crotch.html)

This puts a new meaning to "Getting hammered at a party".

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 08:36:40 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2016, 08:01:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2016, 11:21:07 PM
What.........the...........fuck????  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3753049/The-bizarre-party-trick-Woman-allows-friends-use-sledgehammer-smash-BRICKS-piled-crotch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3753049/The-bizarre-party-trick-Woman-allows-friends-use-sledgehammer-smash-BRICKS-piled-crotch.html)

This puts a new meaning to "Getting hammered at a party".

 noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2016, 09:42:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 23, 2016, 08:36:40 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2016, 08:01:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2016, 11:21:07 PM
What.........the...........fuck????  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3753049/The-bizarre-party-trick-Woman-allows-friends-use-sledgehammer-smash-BRICKS-piled-crotch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3753049/The-bizarre-party-trick-Woman-allows-friends-use-sledgehammer-smash-BRICKS-piled-crotch.html)

This puts a new meaning to "Getting hammered at a party".

 noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on August 23, 2016, 12:59:51 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3754517/Nudist-went-swimming-lake-Germany-left-agony-angler-catches-penis-fishing-hook.html#ixzz4I9tVN0WR (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3754517/Nudist-went-swimming-lake-Germany-left-agony-angler-catches-penis-fishing-hook.html#ixzz4I9tVN0WR)

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 01:05:50 PM
Quote from: Maverick on August 23, 2016, 12:59:51 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3754517/Nudist-went-swimming-lake-Germany-left-agony-angler-catches-penis-fishing-hook.html#ixzz4I9tVN0WR (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3754517/Nudist-went-swimming-lake-Germany-left-agony-angler-catches-penis-fishing-hook.html#ixzz4I9tVN0WR)

 noooo: noooo:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2016, 02:08:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 23, 2016, 01:05:50 PM
Quote from: Maverick on August 23, 2016, 12:59:51 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3754517/Nudist-went-swimming-lake-Germany-left-agony-angler-catches-penis-fishing-hook.html#ixzz4I9tVN0WR (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3754517/Nudist-went-swimming-lake-Germany-left-agony-angler-catches-penis-fishing-hook.html#ixzz4I9tVN0WR)

 noooo: noooo:

 Shocked:
Shocked:  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2016, 03:30:52 AM
Bloody hell I'm not surprised the stupid sod passed out...  Shocked:

Quote
A lunatic driver castrated himself after crashing his car at almost twice the speed limit.
Nicholas St Clair, 27, from west Hull, pulled out a tree branch which had pierced his groin in the smash and found his balls dangling from it, a court heard.

Doesn't sound like any great loss to the gene pool though  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759288/Lunatic-speeding-driver-castrated-tree-branch-crashed-car-nearly-double-speed-limit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759288/Lunatic-speeding-driver-castrated-tree-branch-crashed-car-nearly-double-speed-limit.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2016, 06:03:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2016, 03:30:52 AM
Bloody hell I'm not surprised the stupid sod passed out...  Shocked:

Quote
A lunatic driver castrated himself after crashing his car at almost twice the speed limit.
Nicholas St Clair, 27, from west Hull, pulled out a tree branch which had pierced his groin in the smash and found his balls dangling from it, a court heard.

Doesn't sound like any great loss to the gene pool though  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759288/Lunatic-speeding-driver-castrated-tree-branch-crashed-car-nearly-double-speed-limit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759288/Lunatic-speeding-driver-castrated-tree-branch-crashed-car-nearly-double-speed-limit.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2016, 06:21:09 AM
In vaguely related news.........

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/aug/26/girls-exposed-electronic-babies-more-likely-pregnant-study (https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/aug/26/girls-exposed-electronic-babies-more-likely-pregnant-study)

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2016, 06:49:43 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 26, 2016, 06:21:09 AM
In vaguely related news.........

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/aug/26/girls-exposed-electronic-babies-more-likely-pregnant-study (https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/aug/26/girls-exposed-electronic-babies-more-likely-pregnant-study)

 facepalm:

Good grief...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2016, 08:31:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2016, 06:03:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2016, 03:30:52 AM
Bloody hell I'm not surprised the stupid sod passed out...  Shocked:

Quote
A lunatic driver castrated himself after crashing his car at almost twice the speed limit.
Nicholas St Clair, 27, from west Hull, pulled out a tree branch which had pierced his groin in the smash and found his balls dangling from it, a court heard.

Doesn't sound like any great loss to the gene pool though  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759288/Lunatic-speeding-driver-castrated-tree-branch-crashed-car-nearly-double-speed-limit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759288/Lunatic-speeding-driver-castrated-tree-branch-crashed-car-nearly-double-speed-limit.html)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

Shouldn't this be in the Darwin thread?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2016, 08:31:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2016, 06:49:43 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 26, 2016, 06:21:09 AM
In vaguely related news.........

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/aug/26/girls-exposed-electronic-babies-more-likely-pregnant-study (https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/aug/26/girls-exposed-electronic-babies-more-likely-pregnant-study)

 facepalm:

Good grief...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2016, 06:04:08 PM
Pissed or just gormless, what thinks you...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3760197/Man-gets-trapped-inside-public-toilet-diving-feet-retrieve-friend-s-dropped-mobile-phone-handset-not-recovered.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3760197/Man-gets-trapped-inside-public-toilet-diving-feet-retrieve-friend-s-dropped-mobile-phone-handset-not-recovered.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2016, 06:13:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2016, 06:04:08 PM
Pissed or just gormless, what thinks you...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3760197/Man-gets-trapped-inside-public-toilet-diving-feet-retrieve-friend-s-dropped-mobile-phone-handset-not-recovered.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3760197/Man-gets-trapped-inside-public-toilet-diving-feet-retrieve-friend-s-dropped-mobile-phone-handset-not-recovered.html)

Looking at his picture, Gormless is the obvious answer...  noooo:

Many years ago we went to Yellowstone Park - They have bogs that are basically a seat over a hole over a big tank in the ground...

The week before we got there some pervert had been caught in the tank under the ladees bog with a camera - waist deep in excrement...  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2016, 06:48:15 PM
Fighting fires using heavy artillery? Who was Nick;s consultancy contract with again?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3759665/Boeing-wants-fight-forest-fires-ARTILLERY-Patent-reveals-radical-concept-blast-blazes-howitzers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3759665/Boeing-wants-fight-forest-fires-ARTILLERY-Patent-reveals-radical-concept-blast-blazes-howitzers.html)

It's a novel approach but I can see it being an interesting experience for the Helljumpers, busy fighting fire when you suddenly hear the sound of incoming artillery rounds.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2016, 06:50:15 PM
Hey Nick, have you been in a car accident recently that "wasn't your fault"  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759542/Driver-demands-compensation-bikini-clad-showjumper-40-ogling-crashing-car-cycled-past.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759542/Driver-demands-compensation-bikini-clad-showjumper-40-ogling-crashing-car-cycled-past.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2016, 07:39:02 PM
What sort of moron wakes up one day and thinks "I know, I'll fill my bath with a mahoosive amount of hot chilli sauce and sit in it"  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3760515/Crazy-moment-prankster-screams-pain-bathing-dunking-head-1-250-bottles-hot-chilli-sauce.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3760515/Crazy-moment-prankster-screams-pain-bathing-dunking-head-1-250-bottles-hot-chilli-sauce.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2016, 06:40:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2016, 07:39:02 PM
What sort of moron wakes up one day and thinks "I know, I'll fill my bath with a mahoosive amount of hot chilli sauce and sit in it"  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3760515/Crazy-moment-prankster-screams-pain-bathing-dunking-head-1-250-bottles-hot-chilli-sauce.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3760515/Crazy-moment-prankster-screams-pain-bathing-dunking-head-1-250-bottles-hot-chilli-sauce.html)

Nick...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2016, 06:41:28 AM
 ::)

Moves £5 etc..............
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2016, 06:51:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2016, 06:41:28 AM
::)

Moves £5 etc..............

You did think about it tho didn't you...?  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2016, 09:08:52 AM
Lube dispenser filled with acid in Aarows nightclub attack (http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/28/lube-dispenser-filled-with-acid-in-aarows-nightclub-attack-6094762/)

What. The. Fuck?  eeek:

Quote
Investigations are under way after someone replaced lube with acid in a dispenser at a gay club.

A 62-year-old man was arrested in Sydney, Australia, after going to Aarows, Rydalmere, and poured hydrochloric acid into the dispenser.

So you can just pop in the bogs between drinks and have a good bumming...?  noooo:

Quote
Aarows provides a secure, relaxed environment where gay and bi people can meet and socialise together 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Plenty of parking with discreet rear private entry.

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2016, 10:23:44 AM
Whatever was BM googling  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2016, 03:15:41 PM
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2016, 05:09:01 PM
http://www.cornishguardian.co.uk/woman-78-arm-ripped-off-in-bizarre-accident-after-she-tried-to-close-car-8217-s-electric-windows/story-29662301-detail/story.html (http://www.cornishguardian.co.uk/woman-78-arm-ripped-off-in-bizarre-accident-after-she-tried-to-close-car-8217-s-electric-windows/story-29662301-detail/story.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2016, 07:59:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2016, 05:09:01 PM
http://www.cornishguardian.co.uk/woman-78-arm-ripped-off-in-bizarre-accident-after-she-tried-to-close-car-8217-s-electric-windows/story-29662301-detail/story.html (http://www.cornishguardian.co.uk/woman-78-arm-ripped-off-in-bizarre-accident-after-she-tried-to-close-car-8217-s-electric-windows/story-29662301-detail/story.html)

 eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2016, 08:00:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2016, 03:15:41 PM
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:

It was on another site I follow!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2016, 08:08:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2016, 08:00:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2016, 03:15:41 PM
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:

It was on another site I follow!  cussing:

Lubes R Us?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2016, 08:27:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2016, 08:08:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2016, 08:00:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2016, 03:15:41 PM
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:

It was on another site I follow!  cussing:

Lubes R Us?

 evil:

Tim Worstall...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2016, 01:12:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2016, 08:00:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2016, 03:15:41 PM
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:

It was on another site I follow!  cussing:

Too many jokes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2016, 02:31:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2016, 01:12:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2016, 08:00:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2016, 03:15:41 PM
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:

It was on another site I follow!  cussing:

Too many jokes...  noooo:

 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2016, 06:24:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2016, 02:31:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2016, 01:12:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2016, 08:00:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2016, 03:15:41 PM
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:

It was on another site I follow!  cussing:

Too many jokes...  noooo:

 Banghead

Not enough jokes? You want Apey to make an entire stand up routine about it?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2016, 12:14:16 AM
Let me get this straight, you have a festival where you throw LIT kerosene soaked balls at the opposing team?  eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/705432/balls-of-fire-festival-shocking-flame-fight-between-good-evil-nejapa-el-salvador (http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/705432/balls-of-fire-festival-shocking-flame-fight-between-good-evil-nejapa-el-salvador)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2016, 05:04:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2016, 12:14:16 AM
Let me get this straight, you have a festival where you throw LIT kerosene soaked balls at the opposing team?  eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/705432/balls-of-fire-festival-shocking-flame-fight-between-good-evil-nejapa-el-salvador (http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/705432/balls-of-fire-festival-shocking-flame-fight-between-good-evil-nejapa-el-salvador)

That looks cool!  eveilgrin:

Is there any Daily Fail headline that doesn't contain 'shocking' now...? ::)

I saw the other day, "shocking pictures of man smoking on train!"...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2016, 07:17:19 AM
Set you up as one team and Nick as the other you say...  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2016, 08:47:50 AM
"Wrong baby cremated after Sydney hospital mix-up" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37227388)

 eeek:

Perhaps they should have said wrong dead baby
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2016, 06:49:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 31, 2016, 08:47:50 AM
"Wrong baby cremated after Sydney hospital mix-up" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37227388)

 eeek:

Perhaps they should have said wrong dead baby

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2016, 09:44:45 PM
Burger King are doing a tribute burger for the nutter who nailed his bollocks to the ground outside the Kremlin a while ago. What are they going to call it, the Crazy Ivan?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3768588/Will-Whopper-Burger-King-creates-menu-tribute-Russian-artist-nailed-scrotum-Red-Square.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3768588/Will-Whopper-Burger-King-creates-menu-tribute-Russian-artist-nailed-scrotum-Red-Square.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2016, 06:45:01 PM
Too many jokes....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3771246/Norwegian-man-s-hilarious-complaint-Ikea-getting-TESTICLE-caught-one-stools-having-shower-Internet-hit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3771246/Norwegian-man-s-hilarious-complaint-Ikea-getting-TESTICLE-caught-one-stools-having-shower-Internet-hit.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on September 02, 2016, 06:50:35 PM
Should have got one of these

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi67.tinypic.com%2F258s1gz.jpg&hash=fee12c46a1abeea355431868eb5da4526c8b493c)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2016, 09:08:39 PM
I'm starting to think it would be a good idea to have a sticky thread titled "Corbyn is a moron because....".

Banning after work drinks because it's sexist and discriminates against women who want to go home and care for their children? So you are saying that women don't get a break from childcare or that fathers would rather be in the pub getting rat arsed than care for their kids? You are starting to make Millibland look like a serious politician.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-sexist-after-work-drinks-for-quite-sexist-reason-6105449/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-sexist-after-work-drinks-for-quite-sexist-reason-6105449/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2016, 10:09:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2016, 09:08:39 PM
I'm starting to think it would be a good idea to have a sticky thread titled "Corbyn is a moron because....".

Banning after work drinks because it's sexist and discriminates against women who want to go home and care for their children? So you are saying that women don't get a break from childcare or that fathers would rather be in the pub getting rat arsed than care for their kids? You are starting to make Millibland look like a serious politician.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-sexist-after-work-drinks-for-quite-sexist-reason-6105449/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-sexist-after-work-drinks-for-quite-sexist-reason-6105449/)
he is an complete arse isn't he.  And that might be insulting to arses
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2016, 04:16:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2016, 09:08:39 PM
I'm starting to think it would be a good idea to have a sticky thread titled "Corbyn is a moron because....".

Banning after work drinks because it's sexist and discriminates against women who want to go home and care for their children? So you are saying that women don't get a break from childcare or that fathers would rather be in the pub getting rat arsed than care for their kids? You are starting to make Millibland look like a serious politician.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-sexist-after-work-drinks-for-quite-sexist-reason-6105449/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-sexist-after-work-drinks-for-quite-sexist-reason-6105449/)

Unless it is him like... (http://order-order.com/2016/09/02/corbyn-loves-work-drinks-session-lads/) ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2016, 11:01:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2016, 04:16:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2016, 09:08:39 PM
I'm starting to think it would be a good idea to have a sticky thread titled "Corbyn is a moron because....".

Banning after work drinks because it's sexist and discriminates against women who want to go home and care for their children? So you are saying that women don't get a break from childcare or that fathers would rather be in the pub getting rat arsed than care for their kids? You are starting to make Millibland look like a serious politician.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-sexist-after-work-drinks-for-quite-sexist-reason-6105449/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-sexist-after-work-drinks-for-quite-sexist-reason-6105449/)

Unless it is him like... (http://order-order.com/2016/09/02/corbyn-loves-work-drinks-session-lads/) ::)
happy001

And then there's his pretend stance on human rights

http://uk.businessinsider.com/jeremy-corbyn-paid-iran-press-tv-tortured-journalist-2016-6 (http://uk.businessinsider.com/jeremy-corbyn-paid-iran-press-tv-tortured-journalist-2016-6)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2016, 08:31:24 PM
Coffee could become extinct????  eeek: eeek: eeek:



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  Yargh:

Yes I know the article says by 2080 but I drink more coffee than collapso...

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/time-to-panic-coffee-could-be-extinct-by-2080-6107859/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/time-to-panic-coffee-could-be-extinct-by-2080-6107859/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2016, 08:48:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2016, 08:31:24 PM
Coffee could become extinct????  eeek: eeek: eeek:



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  Yargh:

Yes I know the article says by 2080 but I drink more coffee than collapso...

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/time-to-panic-coffee-could-be-extinct-by-2080-6107859/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/time-to-panic-coffee-could-be-extinct-by-2080-6107859/)
I think I may well be extinct myself before then but if not I'll just switch to instant coffee instead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2016, 09:02:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2016, 08:31:24 PM
Coffee could become extinct????  eeek: eeek: eeek:



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  Yargh:

Yes I know the article says by 2080 but I drink more coffee than collapso...

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/time-to-panic-coffee-could-be-extinct-by-2080-6107859/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/time-to-panic-coffee-could-be-extinct-by-2080-6107859/)

I'll help you by drinking more vino....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2016, 09:16:12 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3770477/That-s-gotta-hurt-Watch-grinning-gymnast-splits-slides-STAIRS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3770477/That-s-gotta-hurt-Watch-grinning-gymnast-splits-slides-STAIRS.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2016, 09:30:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2016, 09:16:12 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3770477/That-s-gotta-hurt-Watch-grinning-gymnast-splits-slides-STAIRS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3770477/That-s-gotta-hurt-Watch-grinning-gymnast-splits-slides-STAIRS.html)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2016, 06:32:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2016, 09:16:12 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3770477/That-s-gotta-hurt-Watch-grinning-gymnast-splits-slides-STAIRS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3770477/That-s-gotta-hurt-Watch-grinning-gymnast-splits-slides-STAIRS.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2016, 05:50:10 PM
A town where anyone dressed as a clown gets immediately arrested? Sounds like Miss D's version of paradise...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/04/anyone-dressed-as-a-clown-in-town-terrorised-by-one-will-be-arrested-6108688/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/04/anyone-dressed-as-a-clown-in-town-terrorised-by-one-will-be-arrested-6108688/#mv-a)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2016, 05:51:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2016, 05:50:10 PM
A town where anyone dressed as a clown gets immediately arrested? Sounds like Miss D's version of paradise...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/04/anyone-dressed-as-a-clown-in-town-terrorised-by-one-will-be-arrested-6108688/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/04/anyone-dressed-as-a-clown-in-town-terrorised-by-one-will-be-arrested-6108688/#mv-a)
:thumbsup:

We should be tough on  . . . . . . (you know the words)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2016, 04:41:07 AM
 eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/72-year-old-man-accidentally-shoots-himself-while-at-the-dentist-6107405/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/72-year-old-man-accidentally-shoots-himself-while-at-the-dentist-6107405/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 05, 2016, 07:54:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2016, 04:41:07 AM
eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/72-year-old-man-accidentally-shoots-himself-while-at-the-dentist-6107405/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/72-year-old-man-accidentally-shoots-himself-while-at-the-dentist-6107405/)
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2016, 10:39:01 PM
You want to go back to a project that in the name of common sense was shelved and drill a hole into the side of a bleedin Supervolcano to see what happens underground? You do realise that the magma chamber for a Supervolcano is exponentially larger than that of a normal one because it expands laterally rather rather then vertically so you are looking at thousands of square kilometers of magma that you have no idea whether or not is eruptable and you want to create an artificial weakness in the surrounding rock by drilling almost 2 miles into it? There are certain natural forces on this planet that should never be fucked around with and a Supervolcano is at the top of that list.

In case anyone hasn't come across supervolcanoes before and isnt sure what the fuss is about, over half of Yellowstone National Park is in the Caldera of a dormant supervolcano, just to give you an idea of the scale.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/707430/Scientists-DRILL-Italian-supervolcano-major-explosion (http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/707430/Scientists-DRILL-Italian-supervolcano-major-explosion)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2016, 11:54:43 PM
It may stop speeding but something tells me that distracted drivers will still manage to crash into something...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3774892/That-s-one-way-stop-traffic-Road-safety-campaign-sees-topless-women-carrying-speed-limit-signs-accident-hotspots-Russia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3774892/That-s-one-way-stop-traffic-Road-safety-campaign-sees-topless-women-carrying-speed-limit-signs-accident-hotspots-Russia.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2016, 08:02:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2016, 10:39:01 PM
You want to go back to a project that in the name of common sense was shelved and drill a hole into the side of a bleedin Supervolcano to see what happens underground? You do realise that the magma chamber for a Supervolcano is exponentially larger than that of a normal one because it expands laterally rather rather then vertically so you are looking at thousands of square kilometers of magma that you have no idea whether or not is eruptable and you want to create an artificial weakness in the surrounding rock by drilling almost 2 miles into it? There are certain natural forces on this planet that should never be fucked around with and a Supervolcano is at the top of that list.

In case anyone hasn't come across supervolcanoes before and isnt sure what the fuss is about, over half of Yellowstone National Park is in the Caldera of a dormant supervolcano, just to give you an idea of the scale.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/707430/Scientists-DRILL-Italian-supervolcano-major-explosion (http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/707430/Scientists-DRILL-Italian-supervolcano-major-explosion)
How unfair Meister, they have the unique Italian risk management plan:   'Run Away' 

The slightly more advanced 'Run away fast and blame the Mafia' plan will be launched soon
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2016, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2016, 11:54:43 PM
It may stop speeding but something tells me that distracted drivers will still manage to crash into something...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3774892/That-s-one-way-stop-traffic-Road-safety-campaign-sees-topless-women-carrying-speed-limit-signs-accident-hotspots-Russia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3774892/That-s-one-way-stop-traffic-Road-safety-campaign-sees-topless-women-carrying-speed-limit-signs-accident-hotspots-Russia.html)
Well it will add something to the next batch of dash cam videos

Of course one should point out that many Russian women are more Krebb than Kournikova
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2016, 05:42:56 PM
Tromp family: The mystery of a tech-free road trip gone wrong

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37293494 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37293494)

Most strange
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2016, 06:36:42 PM
£48000??  eeek: eeek:

Well done kid  Thumbs:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37255033/a-16-year-old-british-girl-earns-48000-helping-chinese-people-name-their-babies (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37255033/a-16-year-old-british-girl-earns-48000-helping-chinese-people-name-their-babies)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2016, 09:02:15 PM
You want to make it to 50 stone and have a kid??  How are you going to manage it, use an elephant sized artificial inseminator? eeek:

Only in America...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/woman-wants-to-be-so-fat-she-cant-move-6112220/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/woman-wants-to-be-so-fat-she-cant-move-6112220/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2016, 09:04:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2016, 09:02:15 PM
You want to make it to 50 stone and have a kid??  How are you going to manage it, use an elephant sized artificial inseminator? eeek:

Only in America...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/woman-wants-to-be-so-fat-she-cant-move-6112220/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/woman-wants-to-be-so-fat-she-cant-move-6112220/)
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2016, 02:39:53 AM
Maybe I'm missing something here but there is such a thing as a divorce, even in Kansas...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3778195/Kansas-man-70-says-robbed-bank-preferred-jail-wife-no-longer-wanted-situation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3778195/Kansas-man-70-says-robbed-bank-preferred-jail-wife-no-longer-wanted-situation.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2016, 06:27:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2016, 09:02:15 PM
You want to make it to 50 stone and have a kid??  How are you going to manage it, use an elephant sized artificial inseminator? eeek:

Only in America...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/woman-wants-to-be-so-fat-she-cant-move-6112220/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/woman-wants-to-be-so-fat-she-cant-move-6112220/)

Quote
Monica said: ‘I could get hit by a car tomorrow and my life would be over. At least if I die this way I will have lived out the life I wanted and fulfilled all of my dreams.’

No, the car would be a write-off but you'd be fine love, you fat ugly munter....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2016, 10:21:53 AM
Are you sure that the car would be a write off? Surely that much blubber would act like a mahoosive airbag?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2016, 11:13:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2016, 10:21:53 AM
Are you sure that the car would be a write off? Surely that much blubber would act like a mahoosive airbag?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2016, 06:46:36 PM
Baldy taking a new approach to sales?  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F09%2F07%2F11%2F380267B700000578-3777557-image-m-12_1473244436767.jpg&hash=b9691a73701c81cd07c699ead37eeaad5511c60f)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3777557/We-wanted-Wagon-Wheel-Tourists-shocked-discover-snack-vending-machine-selling-SEX-TOYS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3777557/We-wanted-Wagon-Wheel-Tourists-shocked-discover-snack-vending-machine-selling-SEX-TOYS.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2016, 06:51:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2016, 06:46:36 PM
Baldy taking a new approach to sales?  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F09%2F07%2F11%2F380267B700000578-3777557-image-m-12_1473244436767.jpg&hash=b9691a73701c81cd07c699ead37eeaad5511c60f)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3777557/We-wanted-Wagon-Wheel-Tourists-shocked-discover-snack-vending-machine-selling-SEX-TOYS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3777557/We-wanted-Wagon-Wheel-Tourists-shocked-discover-snack-vending-machine-selling-SEX-TOYS.html)

Shocked, SHOCKED I tells ya!  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2016, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2016, 06:51:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2016, 06:46:36 PM
Baldy taking a new approach to sales?  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F09%2F07%2F11%2F380267B700000578-3777557-image-m-12_1473244436767.jpg&hash=b9691a73701c81cd07c699ead37eeaad5511c60f)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3777557/We-wanted-Wagon-Wheel-Tourists-shocked-discover-snack-vending-machine-selling-SEX-TOYS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3777557/We-wanted-Wagon-Wheel-Tourists-shocked-discover-snack-vending-machine-selling-SEX-TOYS.html)

Shocked, SHOCKED I tells ya!  ::)
lol: lol: lol:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2016, 09:12:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2016, 06:51:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2016, 06:46:36 PM
Baldy taking a new approach to sales?  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F09%2F07%2F11%2F380267B700000578-3777557-image-m-12_1473244436767.jpg&hash=b9691a73701c81cd07c699ead37eeaad5511c60f)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3777557/We-wanted-Wagon-Wheel-Tourists-shocked-discover-snack-vending-machine-selling-SEX-TOYS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3777557/We-wanted-Wagon-Wheel-Tourists-shocked-discover-snack-vending-machine-selling-SEX-TOYS.html)

Shocked, SHOCKED I tells ya!  ::)

I suspect you would have been if one of your great, great grandchildren came up to you saying "the lolly I got out of this machine tastes funny...."  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2016, 09:29:59 PM
WTF....???  eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/07/woman-woke-up-to-find-burglar-licking-her-buttocks-in-the-dark-6115082/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/07/woman-woke-up-to-find-burglar-licking-her-buttocks-in-the-dark-6115082/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2016, 10:44:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2016, 09:29:59 PM
WTF....???  eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/07/woman-woke-up-to-find-burglar-licking-her-buttocks-in-the-dark-6115082/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/07/woman-woke-up-to-find-burglar-licking-her-buttocks-in-the-dark-6115082/)
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2016, 07:31:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 08, 2016, 10:44:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2016, 09:29:59 PM
WTF....???  eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/07/woman-woke-up-to-find-burglar-licking-her-buttocks-in-the-dark-6115082/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/07/woman-woke-up-to-find-burglar-licking-her-buttocks-in-the-dark-6115082/)
eeek: eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2016, 06:28:27 PM
Wonder how much a taxi from Cornwall to Londonderry would cost...  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-37319409 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-37319409)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2016, 07:53:23 PM
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/708664/Sex-crazed-spider-on-the-pull-sinks-fangs-into-Sophie-Wright (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/708664/Sex-crazed-spider-on-the-pull-sinks-fangs-into-Sophie-Wright)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2016, 07:06:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2016, 06:28:27 PM
Wonder how much a taxi from Cornwall to Londonderry would cost...  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-37319409 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-37319409)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2016, 10:52:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 11, 2016, 07:06:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2016, 06:28:27 PM
Wonder how much a taxi from Cornwall to Londonderry would cost...  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-37319409 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-37319409)

 ;D
;D ;D

further down

"Her role sees her test up to 25 beds a day."

slut
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2016, 12:47:03 PM
Sounds like she would fit in well on here  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3783596/You-not-exactly-gangsters-live-Porthcawl-know-parents-Ex-police-officer-s-withering-local-yobs-social-media-hit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3783596/You-not-exactly-gangsters-live-Porthcawl-know-parents-Ex-police-officer-s-withering-local-yobs-social-media-hit.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2016, 09:15:00 PM
Wherever you stand on gay marriage, fair play to this kid. It must have taken some balls to stand on his own in front of a protest march of 11000 people because he disagreed with them.  Thumbs:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/ad_219004969-e1473699025825.jpg?w=748&h=566&crop=1)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/12/boy-12-stands-up-to-11000-anti-gay-protesters-on-huge-march-6124271/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/12/boy-12-stands-up-to-11000-anti-gay-protesters-on-huge-march-6124271/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2016, 09:32:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2016, 09:15:00 PM
Wherever you stand on gay marriage, fair play to this kid. It must have taken some balls to stand on his own in front of a protest march of 11000 people because he disagreed with them.  Thumbs:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/ad_219004969-e1473699025825.jpg?w=748&h=566&crop=1)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/12/boy-12-stands-up-to-11000-anti-gay-protesters-on-huge-march-6124271/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/12/boy-12-stands-up-to-11000-anti-gay-protesters-on-huge-march-6124271/)
worthy:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2016, 11:13:30 AM
Too many bag for life jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786653/Vietnamese-couple-having-sex-time-left-injuries-boy-uses-plastic-bag-condom.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786653/Vietnamese-couple-having-sex-time-left-injuries-boy-uses-plastic-bag-condom.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 13, 2016, 02:01:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2016, 11:13:30 AM
Too many bag for life jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786653/Vietnamese-couple-having-sex-time-left-injuries-boy-uses-plastic-bag-condom.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786653/Vietnamese-couple-having-sex-time-left-injuries-boy-uses-plastic-bag-condom.html)
noooo:

Brings a whole new dimension to the three bagger joke
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2016, 02:19:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 13, 2016, 02:01:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2016, 11:13:30 AM
Too many bag for life jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786653/Vietnamese-couple-having-sex-time-left-injuries-boy-uses-plastic-bag-condom.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786653/Vietnamese-couple-having-sex-time-left-injuries-boy-uses-plastic-bag-condom.html)
noooo:

Brings a whole new dimension to the three bagger joke

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2016, 07:46:18 PM
'Google street view blurs cow's face in Cambridge for Privacy'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-37378007 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-37378007)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2016, 08:33:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 15, 2016, 07:46:18 PM
'Google street view blurs cow's face in Cambridge for Privacy'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-37378007 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-37378007)

happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2016, 11:25:44 PM
It seems that not even the German side of his family is safe from the Nick effect...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3792663/Do-NOT-try-home-Watch-man-blow-backyard-uses-PETROL-light-huge-pile-rubbish.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3792663/Do-NOT-try-home-Watch-man-blow-backyard-uses-PETROL-light-huge-pile-rubbish.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2016, 11:27:43 PM
 Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3790657/Desperate-man-performs-circumcision-knife-chopping-board-doctors-refused-help-Russia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3790657/Desperate-man-performs-circumcision-knife-chopping-board-doctors-refused-help-Russia.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2016, 05:15:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2016, 11:25:44 PM
It seems that not even the German side of his family is safe from the Nick effect...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3792663/Do-NOT-try-home-Watch-man-blow-backyard-uses-PETROL-light-huge-pile-rubbish.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3792663/Do-NOT-try-home-Watch-man-blow-backyard-uses-PETROL-light-huge-pile-rubbish.html)

Another shocking, SHOCKING I tells ya Daily Fail video....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2016, 05:16:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2016, 11:27:43 PM
Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3790657/Desperate-man-performs-circumcision-knife-chopping-board-doctors-refused-help-Russia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3790657/Desperate-man-performs-circumcision-knife-chopping-board-doctors-refused-help-Russia.html)

Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2016, 07:30:24 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/09/16/google-street-view-blurs-face-of-cow-to-protect-its-identity/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/09/16/google-street-view-blurs-face-of-cow-to-protect-its-identity/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pirate on September 17, 2016, 08:08:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2016, 07:30:24 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/09/16/google-street-view-blurs-face-of-cow-to-protect-its-identity/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/09/16/google-street-view-blurs-face-of-cow-to-protect-its-identity/)

AFFS   ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2016, 09:55:55 AM
Quote from: Pirate on September 17, 2016, 08:08:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2016, 07:30:24 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/09/16/google-street-view-blurs-face-of-cow-to-protect-its-identity/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/09/16/google-street-view-blurs-face-of-cow-to-protect-its-identity/)

AFFS   ::)

I know, it was only yesterday too... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2016, 02:58:01 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2016, 03:47:57 PM
Given that he is almost as old as you are BM, memory loss and a short attention span is to be expected...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2016, 03:57:07 PM
 cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2016, 05:51:55 PM
Ouch!!!  eeek: eeek:

Wusses like Baldymort may not want to click on this link...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3794081/Bus-driver-impaled-three-foot-BAMBOO-POLE-head-smash-truck-doctors-kept-awake-entire-operation-remove-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3794081/Bus-driver-impaled-three-foot-BAMBOO-POLE-head-smash-truck-doctors-kept-awake-entire-operation-remove-it.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2016, 08:19:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2016, 05:51:55 PM
Ouch!!!  eeek: eeek:

Wusses like Baldymort may not want to click on this link...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3794081/Bus-driver-impaled-three-foot-BAMBOO-POLE-head-smash-truck-doctors-kept-awake-entire-operation-remove-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3794081/Bus-driver-impaled-three-foot-BAMBOO-POLE-head-smash-truck-doctors-kept-awake-entire-operation-remove-it.html)

 Shocked:

I didn't click it....  noooo:

is it 'shocking'...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2016, 09:23:38 PM
I think the shocking part was more that they kept him awake through the three hour operation to remove this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F09%2F17%2F11%2F387A527900000578-3794081-image-a-41_1474109611154.jpg&hash=6ff9bba99b1402269015685e8eb123832e48c5dd)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2016, 09:26:29 PM
That's going to be one hell of an insurance claim... "Tell us in your own words what happened leading up to the crash...."  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/711657/Car-crash-woman-bites-penis-driver-oral-sex (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/711657/Car-crash-woman-bites-penis-driver-oral-sex)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2016, 07:29:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2016, 09:26:29 PM
That's going to be one hell of an insurance claim... "Tell us in your own words what happened leading up to the crash...."  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/711657/Car-crash-woman-bites-penis-driver-oral-sex (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/711657/Car-crash-woman-bites-penis-driver-oral-sex)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2016, 08:50:28 PM
Scrotox??? Almost 3 grand for the injections?? WTF???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Is there some Cabal of women out there who plot to torture the men in their lives?

"Darling you know I love you but your balls look ancient, have you considered Botox?"

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/20/guys-can-now-get-a-scrotox-botox-for-wrinkly-balls-6137922/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/20/guys-can-now-get-a-scrotox-botox-for-wrinkly-balls-6137922/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2016, 08:52:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2016, 08:50:28 PM
Scrotox??? Almost 3 grand for the injections?? WTF???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Is there some Cabal of women out there who plot to torture the men in their lives?

"Darling you know I love you but your balls look ancient, have you considered Botox?"

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/20/guys-can-now-get-a-scrotox-botox-for-wrinkly-balls-6137922/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/20/guys-can-now-get-a-scrotox-botox-for-wrinkly-balls-6137922/)

That'd be a  noooo: noooo: noooo: from the East Sussex jury
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2016, 09:09:42 PM
We need a press ganged guinea pig willing volunteer to test the supposed health benefits. I'm sure Apey wouldn't mind paying to try a course...  whistle:



Having caused Padlock Pockets double trauma with that suggestion my work is done for the day...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2016, 06:35:19 PM
Go Pro camera......£200
Wingsuit......£750
Parachute......£1500

Realising you attached the camera backwards..........Priceless  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3801770/Hair-raising-footage-base-jumper-France-free-falls-minute-inches-cliff-face.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3801770/Hair-raising-footage-base-jumper-France-free-falls-minute-inches-cliff-face.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2016, 06:53:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2016, 06:35:19 PM
Go Pro camera......£200
Wingsuit......£750
Parachute......£1500

Realising you attached the camera backwards..........Priceless  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3801770/Hair-raising-footage-base-jumper-France-free-falls-minute-inches-cliff-face.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3801770/Hair-raising-footage-base-jumper-France-free-falls-minute-inches-cliff-face.html)

Oh noes  noooo:    scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2016, 06:20:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2016, 06:35:19 PM
Go Pro camera......£200
Wingsuit......£750
Parachute......£1500

Realising you attached the camera backwards..........Priceless  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3801770/Hair-raising-footage-base-jumper-France-free-falls-minute-inches-cliff-face.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3801770/Hair-raising-footage-base-jumper-France-free-falls-minute-inches-cliff-face.html)

Awesome video!  :thumbsup:

The guy following almost ends up in the trees at one point!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 03:40:28 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at a cruel and demeaning prank aimed at the terminally gullible iPhone owner......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html)

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2016, 07:08:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 03:40:28 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at a cruel and demeaning prank aimed at the terminally gullible iPhone owner......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html)

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002

Someone in the comments even asked what size drill they should use! happy001

No, there is no hope for the human race...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2016, 07:51:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2016, 07:08:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 03:40:28 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at a cruel and demeaning prank aimed at the terminally gullible iPhone owner......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html)

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002

Someone in the comments even asked what size drill they should use! happy001

No, there is no hope for the human race...  noooo:
happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 08:14:27 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2016, 07:51:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2016, 07:08:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 03:40:28 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at a cruel and demeaning prank aimed at the terminally gullible iPhone owner......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html)

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002

Someone in the comments even asked what size drill they should use! happy001

No, there is no hope for the human race...  noooo:
happy002 happy002

Given how many people have fallen for this your man has clearly been slacking off Mr Darwin sir...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2016, 09:39:24 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2016, 07:51:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2016, 07:08:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 03:40:28 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at a cruel and demeaning prank aimed at the terminally gullible iPhone owner......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html)

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002

Someone in the comments even asked what size drill they should use! happy001

No, there is no hope for the human race...  noooo:
happy002 happy002
happy002 happy002 happy002

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2016, 10:01:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 08:14:27 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2016, 07:51:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 25, 2016, 07:08:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 03:40:28 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at a cruel and demeaning prank aimed at the terminally gullible iPhone owner......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html)

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002

Someone in the comments even asked what size drill they should use! happy001

No, there is no hope for the human race...  noooo:
happy002 happy002

Given how many people have fallen for this your man has clearly been slacking off Mr Darwin sir...  lol:

Perhaps he has a plan to just put his feet up and let them self destruct...?  rubschin:

I don't think we'll have to wait long...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 07:45:13 PM
Cheating on the womnan you bought a taser for as a Christmas present. This was only going to end one way.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3806462/Hitting-REALLY-hurts-Girlfriend-gets-revenge-cheating-boyfriend-tasering-crotch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3806462/Hitting-REALLY-hurts-Girlfriend-gets-revenge-cheating-boyfriend-tasering-crotch.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2016, 10:11:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 07:45:13 PM
Cheating on the womnan you bought a taser for as a Christmas present. This was only going to end one way.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3806462/Hitting-REALLY-hurts-Girlfriend-gets-revenge-cheating-boyfriend-tasering-crotch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3806462/Hitting-REALLY-hurts-Girlfriend-gets-revenge-cheating-boyfriend-tasering-crotch.html)

So who's holding the camera then?

Looks like a fake to moi
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 10:57:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2016, 10:11:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 07:45:13 PM
Cheating on the womnan you bought a taser for as a Christmas present. This was only going to end one way.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3806462/Hitting-REALLY-hurts-Girlfriend-gets-revenge-cheating-boyfriend-tasering-crotch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3806462/Hitting-REALLY-hurts-Girlfriend-gets-revenge-cheating-boyfriend-tasering-crotch.html)

So who's holding the camera then?

Looks like a fake to moi

Quite possibly but my ulterior motive was to give LL and Misty ideas to keep Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber under control...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2016, 12:28:48 PM
Spend £700 on the new iPhone and then throw it off the 148th floor of the Burj Khalifa? Of course it isn't going to survive the fall.  noooo:

He's forked out over 6 grand for handsets used in other videos:

Belting one with a hammer and nail
Dropping one in boiling water
Trying to chip and scratch one with a knife
Freezing one in coke
Drilling a 'headphone' socket into one
Nuking one in a microwave
Submerging one in dry ice

Is this guy testing handsets for Nick??  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3815472/Wave-goodbye-719-Man-THROWS-iPhone-7-Plus-world-s-tallest-building-doesn-t-survive-fall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3815472/Wave-goodbye-719-Man-THROWS-iPhone-7-Plus-world-s-tallest-building-doesn-t-survive-fall.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2016, 01:06:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2016, 12:28:48 PM
Spend £700 on the new iPhone and then throw it off the 148th floor of the Burj Khalifa? Of course it isn't going to survive the fall.  noooo:

He's forked out over 6 grand for handsets used in other videos:

Belting one with a hammer and nail
Dropping one in boiling water
Trying to chip and scratch one with a knife
Freezing one in coke
Drilling a 'headphone' socket into one
Nuking one in a microwave
Submerging one in dry ice

Is this guy testing handsets for Nick??  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3815472/Wave-goodbye-719-Man-THROWS-iPhone-7-Plus-world-s-tallest-building-doesn-t-survive-fall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3815472/Wave-goodbye-719-Man-THROWS-iPhone-7-Plus-world-s-tallest-building-doesn-t-survive-fall.html)

Bonkers...  noooo:

He must make some cash from his YouTube channel tho...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2016, 01:09:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2016, 01:06:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2016, 12:28:48 PM
Spend £700 on the new iPhone and then throw it off the 148th floor of the Burj Khalifa? Of course it isn't going to survive the fall.  noooo:

He's forked out over 6 grand for handsets used in other videos:

Belting one with a hammer and nail
Dropping one in boiling water
Trying to chip and scratch one with a knife
Freezing one in coke
Drilling a 'headphone' socket into one
Nuking one in a microwave
Submerging one in dry ice

Is this guy testing handsets for Nick??  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3815472/Wave-goodbye-719-Man-THROWS-iPhone-7-Plus-world-s-tallest-building-doesn-t-survive-fall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3815472/Wave-goodbye-719-Man-THROWS-iPhone-7-Plus-world-s-tallest-building-doesn-t-survive-fall.html)

Bonkers...  noooo:

He must make some cash from his YouTube channel tho...  rubschin:

Somehow I don't think that videos of you faceplanting after falling off a roof will have the same draw...   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2016, 01:31:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2016, 01:09:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2016, 01:06:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2016, 12:28:48 PM
Spend £700 on the new iPhone and then throw it off the 148th floor of the Burj Khalifa? Of course it isn't going to survive the fall.  noooo:

He's forked out over 6 grand for handsets used in other videos:

Belting one with a hammer and nail
Dropping one in boiling water
Trying to chip and scratch one with a knife
Freezing one in coke
Drilling a 'headphone' socket into one
Nuking one in a microwave
Submerging one in dry ice

Is this guy testing handsets for Nick??  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3815472/Wave-goodbye-719-Man-THROWS-iPhone-7-Plus-world-s-tallest-building-doesn-t-survive-fall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3815472/Wave-goodbye-719-Man-THROWS-iPhone-7-Plus-world-s-tallest-building-doesn-t-survive-fall.html)

Bonkers...  noooo:

He must make some cash from his YouTube channel tho...  rubschin:

Somehow I don't think that videos of you faceplanting after falling off a roof will have the same draw...   noooo:

 sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2016, 07:12:49 PM
Call it a hunch but something tells me that the people who are afraid of an AI are the same ones who believed that drilling a hole in the top of the iPhone 7 would give you a headphone socket...  rubschin:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.7845 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.7845)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2016, 07:37:21 PM
WTF?? eeek:

Quote
He added: ‘I’ve already had two failed marriages and I’m determined not to have a third.’
She said: ‘I feel our bond is so strong that even something like this is not enough to make us give up.’

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/brides-overwhelming-despair-after-discovering-new-husband-is-her-granddad-6166447/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/brides-overwhelming-despair-after-discovering-new-husband-is-her-granddad-6166447/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 03, 2016, 07:42:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2016, 07:37:21 PM
WTF?? eeek:

Quote
He added: ‘I’ve already had two failed marriages and I’m determined not to have a third.’
She said: ‘I feel our bond is so strong that even something like this is not enough to make us give up.’

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/brides-overwhelming-despair-after-discovering-new-husband-is-her-granddad-6166447/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/brides-overwhelming-despair-after-discovering-new-husband-is-her-granddad-6166447/)

Yet again it's the game that all the family can play
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2016, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 03, 2016, 07:42:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2016, 07:37:21 PM
WTF?? eeek:

Quote
He added: ‘I’ve already had two failed marriages and I’m determined not to have a third.’
She said: ‘I feel our bond is so strong that even something like this is not enough to make us give up.’

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/brides-overwhelming-despair-after-discovering-new-husband-is-her-granddad-6166447/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/brides-overwhelming-despair-after-discovering-new-husband-is-her-granddad-6166447/)

Yet again it's the game that all the family can play

Would I be cynical for suggesting it's the golddigger edtion...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 03, 2016, 08:32:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2016, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 03, 2016, 07:42:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2016, 07:37:21 PM
WTF?? eeek:

Quote
He added: ‘I’ve already had two failed marriages and I’m determined not to have a third.’
She said: ‘I feel our bond is so strong that even something like this is not enough to make us give up.’

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/brides-overwhelming-despair-after-discovering-new-husband-is-her-granddad-6166447/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/brides-overwhelming-despair-after-discovering-new-husband-is-her-granddad-6166447/)

Yet again it's the game that all the family can play

Would I be cynical for suggesting it's the golddigger edtion...  rubschin:

Cynical?   noooo: The phrase I would use is 'accurate'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 06, 2016, 11:03:23 AM
Boy runs up 100k bill advertising his band  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37571304/boy-racks-up-100000-euro-bill-advertising-his-brass-band (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37571304/boy-racks-up-100000-euro-bill-advertising-his-brass-band)


No Nick, not The Boy just a Boy


Oh and nice one Google

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2016, 11:43:00 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2016, 11:03:23 AM
Boy runs up 100k bill advertising his band  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37571304/boy-racks-up-100000-euro-bill-advertising-his-brass-band (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37571304/boy-racks-up-100000-euro-bill-advertising-his-brass-band)


No Nick, not The Boy just a Boy


Oh and nice one Google

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2016, 05:47:42 AM
I may take a punt at this...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3826722/Ex-Army-medic-raffles-idyllic-island-estate-cinema-coffee-shop-adventure-playground-raise-money-disaster-relief-charity.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3826722/Ex-Army-medic-raffles-idyllic-island-estate-cinema-coffee-shop-adventure-playground-raise-money-disaster-relief-charity.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2016, 06:39:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2016, 05:47:42 AM
I may take a punt at this...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3826722/Ex-Army-medic-raffles-idyllic-island-estate-cinema-coffee-shop-adventure-playground-raise-money-disaster-relief-charity.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3826722/Ex-Army-medic-raffles-idyllic-island-estate-cinema-coffee-shop-adventure-playground-raise-money-disaster-relief-charity.html)

Worth a punt - flog it for a million afters and move somewhere with decent weather...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2016, 05:00:07 PM
Or keep it and rent it out as a corporate retreat, good money in that these days.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2016, 05:06:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2016, 05:00:07 PM
Or keep it and rent it out as a corporate retreat, good money in that these days.  rubschin:

Wedding venue!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 08, 2016, 06:02:54 PM
 noooo:   no mention of a cake shop with hot and cold running trains

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2016, 06:14:10 PM
Ginger disaster zone free you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2016, 03:25:47 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 09, 2016, 03:48:43 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/09/car-crushed-in-east-london-car-park-after-flood-pushed-floor-up-by-4ft-6181399/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/09/car-crushed-in-east-london-car-park-after-flood-pushed-floor-up-by-4ft-6181399/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2016, 03:50:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 09, 2016, 03:48:43 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/09/car-crushed-in-east-london-car-park-after-flood-pushed-floor-up-by-4ft-6181399/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/09/car-crushed-in-east-london-car-park-after-flood-pushed-floor-up-by-4ft-6181399/)

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2016, 03:56:35 PM
Fixed the washer yet?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2016, 04:06:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 09, 2016, 03:56:35 PM
Fixed the washer yet?  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2016, 04:09:21 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2016, 01:11:49 PM
One for Miss D?

'Creepy clown' police warnings as craze spreads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37605841 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37605841)

Sometimes  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:  just isn't enough
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2016, 08:43:16 PM
that ^ provoked this on another site

Quote from: Tigger
A mate of mine used to make clown shoes for a living, it was no small feat I can tell you

worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2016, 08:55:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 10, 2016, 08:43:16 PM
that ^ provoked this on another site

Quote from: Tigger
A mate of mine used to make clown shoes for a living, it was no small feat I can tell you

worthy:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2016, 09:17:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 10, 2016, 08:55:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 10, 2016, 08:43:16 PM
that ^ provoked this on another site

Quote from: Tigger
A mate of mine used to make clown shoes for a living, it was no small feat I can tell you

worthy:

 lol: lol: lol:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2016, 08:20:12 PM
All of a sudden I can see Miss D in a Batwoman costume....  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/12/man-dressed-as-batman-has-been-chasing-killer-clowns-in-cumbria-6188810/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/12/man-dressed-as-batman-has-been-chasing-killer-clowns-in-cumbria-6188810/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2016, 06:46:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2016, 08:20:12 PM
All of a sudden I can see Miss D in a Batwoman costume....  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/12/man-dressed-as-batman-has-been-chasing-killer-clowns-in-cumbria-6188810/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/12/man-dressed-as-batman-has-been-chasing-killer-clowns-in-cumbria-6188810/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2016, 06:47:01 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2016, 01:43:51 AM
When I heard about this on the news I thought that Nick had come to Cornwall...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836682/Think-having-bad-day-Moment-clumsy-shopper-caught-camera-accidentally-smashed-FOUR-brand-new-televisions-worth-5-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836682/Think-having-bad-day-Moment-clumsy-shopper-caught-camera-accidentally-smashed-FOUR-brand-new-televisions-worth-5-000.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2016, 05:19:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2016, 01:43:51 AM
When I heard about this on the news I thought that Nick had come to Cornwall...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836682/Think-having-bad-day-Moment-clumsy-shopper-caught-camera-accidentally-smashed-FOUR-brand-new-televisions-worth-5-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836682/Think-having-bad-day-Moment-clumsy-shopper-caught-camera-accidentally-smashed-FOUR-brand-new-televisions-worth-5-000.html)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2016, 08:07:09 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2016, 09:06:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2016, 05:19:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2016, 01:43:51 AM
When I heard about this on the news I thought that Nick had come to Cornwall...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836682/Think-having-bad-day-Moment-clumsy-shopper-caught-camera-accidentally-smashed-FOUR-brand-new-televisions-worth-5-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836682/Think-having-bad-day-Moment-clumsy-shopper-caught-camera-accidentally-smashed-FOUR-brand-new-televisions-worth-5-000.html)

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

But I'm going with either the idiot store manager or this is all a set up theory. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2016, 09:09:11 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 15, 2016, 09:06:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2016, 05:19:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2016, 01:43:51 AM
When I heard about this on the news I thought that Nick had come to Cornwall...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836682/Think-having-bad-day-Moment-clumsy-shopper-caught-camera-accidentally-smashed-FOUR-brand-new-televisions-worth-5-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836682/Think-having-bad-day-Moment-clumsy-shopper-caught-camera-accidentally-smashed-FOUR-brand-new-televisions-worth-5-000.html)

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

But I'm going with either the idiot store manager or this is all a set up theory.

Looks set-up to me - can't believe they would have four sets so precariously balanced - or so close to an open door for that matter....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2016, 12:36:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2016, 09:09:11 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 15, 2016, 09:06:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2016, 05:19:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2016, 01:43:51 AM
When I heard about this on the news I thought that Nick had come to Cornwall...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836682/Think-having-bad-day-Moment-clumsy-shopper-caught-camera-accidentally-smashed-FOUR-brand-new-televisions-worth-5-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836682/Think-having-bad-day-Moment-clumsy-shopper-caught-camera-accidentally-smashed-FOUR-brand-new-televisions-worth-5-000.html)

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

But I'm going with either the idiot store manager or this is all a set up theory.

Looks set-up to me - can't believe they would have four sets so precariously balanced - or so close to an open door for that matter....  noooo:

It's St Austell, trust me that level of idiocy is plausible there  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2016, 02:36:07 AM
 eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/16/mans-penis-amputated-after-using-bottle-as-a-sex-toy-6195227/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/16/mans-penis-amputated-after-using-bottle-as-a-sex-toy-6195227/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2016, 05:13:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2016, 02:36:07 AM
eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/16/mans-penis-amputated-after-using-bottle-as-a-sex-toy-6195227/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/16/mans-penis-amputated-after-using-bottle-as-a-sex-toy-6195227/)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2016, 07:59:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2016, 05:13:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2016, 02:36:07 AM
eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/16/mans-penis-amputated-after-using-bottle-as-a-sex-toy-6195227/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/16/mans-penis-amputated-after-using-bottle-as-a-sex-toy-6195227/)

 sick2:
sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2016, 06:09:13 PM
I don't know whether to laugh at these morons or worry for the future of the human race...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3845350/Prankster-puts-UPSIDE-fiver-eBay-stunned-bidding-war-hits-8-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3845350/Prankster-puts-UPSIDE-fiver-eBay-stunned-bidding-war-hits-8-000.html)

Something tells me that Apey is planning on 'finding' more of them though...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2016, 08:15:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2016, 06:09:13 PM
I don't know whether to laugh at these morons or worry for the future of the human race...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3845350/Prankster-puts-UPSIDE-fiver-eBay-stunned-bidding-war-hits-8-000.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3845350/Prankster-puts-UPSIDE-fiver-eBay-stunned-bidding-war-hits-8-000.html)

Something tells me that Apey is planning on 'finding' more of them though...  rubschin:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2016, 12:01:56 AM
Bolt Cutter? A hack saw? Why do I get the feeling the stupid bastard is going to have nightmares for the foreseeable future...   eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmetrouk2.files.wordpress.com%2F2016%2F10%2F14731284_767358470068575_363650611755511979_n.jpg&hash=ac1bd509f5da8cbbd2520c0403e155d8e2a51161)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/22/bet-this-man-must-have-really-regretted-using-a-cring-6208466/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/22/bet-this-man-must-have-really-regretted-using-a-cring-6208466/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2016, 06:45:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2016, 12:01:56 AM
Bolt Cutter? A hack saw? Why do I get the feeling the stupid bastard is going to have nightmares for the foreseeable future...   eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmetrouk2.files.wordpress.com%2F2016%2F10%2F14731284_767358470068575_363650611755511979_n.jpg&hash=ac1bd509f5da8cbbd2520c0403e155d8e2a51161)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/22/bet-this-man-must-have-really-regretted-using-a-cring-6208466/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/22/bet-this-man-must-have-really-regretted-using-a-cring-6208466/)

 eeek:

That can't be for real surely...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2016, 10:12:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2016, 12:01:56 AM
Bolt Cutter? A hack saw? Why do I get the feeling the stupid bastard is going to have nightmares for the foreseeable future...   eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmetrouk2.files.wordpress.com%2F2016%2F10%2F14731284_767358470068575_363650611755511979_n.jpg&hash=ac1bd509f5da8cbbd2520c0403e155d8e2a51161)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/22/bet-this-man-must-have-really-regretted-using-a-cring-6208466/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/22/bet-this-man-must-have-really-regretted-using-a-cring-6208466/)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2016, 01:04:22 PM
Measure twice cut once..  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2016, 02:18:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2016, 01:04:22 PM
Measure twice cut once..  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2016, 02:10:03 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3864608/Irish-motorist-tries-DRIVE-vehicle-truck-impounded-traffic-warden.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3864608/Irish-motorist-tries-DRIVE-vehicle-truck-impounded-traffic-warden.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2016, 06:41:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2016, 02:10:03 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3864608/Irish-motorist-tries-DRIVE-vehicle-truck-impounded-traffic-warden.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3864608/Irish-motorist-tries-DRIVE-vehicle-truck-impounded-traffic-warden.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2016, 10:41:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2016, 06:41:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2016, 02:10:03 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3864608/Irish-motorist-tries-DRIVE-vehicle-truck-impounded-traffic-warden.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3864608/Irish-motorist-tries-DRIVE-vehicle-truck-impounded-traffic-warden.html)

 noooo:
happy001

And just after Mr Selection's work (Jadotsville) to put the Irish in a good light we are reassured that all our preconceptions are in fact true
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2016, 11:12:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 24, 2016, 10:41:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2016, 06:41:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2016, 02:10:03 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3864608/Irish-motorist-tries-DRIVE-vehicle-truck-impounded-traffic-warden.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3864608/Irish-motorist-tries-DRIVE-vehicle-truck-impounded-traffic-warden.html)

 noooo:
happy001

And just after Mr Selection's work (Jadotsville) to put the Irish in a good light we are reassured that all our preconceptions are in fact true

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2016, 11:27:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2016, 11:12:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 24, 2016, 10:41:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2016, 06:41:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2016, 02:10:03 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3864608/Irish-motorist-tries-DRIVE-vehicle-truck-impounded-traffic-warden.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3864608/Irish-motorist-tries-DRIVE-vehicle-truck-impounded-traffic-warden.html)

 noooo:
happy001

And just after Mr Selection's work (Jadotsville) to put the Irish in a good light we are reassured that all our preconceptions are in fact true

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2016, 02:45:56 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3870050/Diabetic-former-soldier-57-chopped-infected-toes-PLIERS-getting-fed-waiting-doctors-perform-operation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3870050/Diabetic-former-soldier-57-chopped-infected-toes-PLIERS-getting-fed-waiting-doctors-perform-operation.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2016, 06:04:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2016, 02:45:56 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3870050/Diabetic-former-soldier-57-chopped-infected-toes-PLIERS-getting-fed-waiting-doctors-perform-operation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3870050/Diabetic-former-soldier-57-chopped-infected-toes-PLIERS-getting-fed-waiting-doctors-perform-operation.html)

 Shocked:

NC.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 26, 2016, 09:22:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2016, 06:04:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2016, 02:45:56 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3870050/Diabetic-former-soldier-57-chopped-infected-toes-PLIERS-getting-fed-waiting-doctors-perform-operation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3870050/Diabetic-former-soldier-57-chopped-infected-toes-PLIERS-getting-fed-waiting-doctors-perform-operation.html)

 Shocked:

NC.  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 28, 2016, 11:41:40 PM
Snake found in car

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-37796436 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-37796436)

Someone sold the car knowing there was a snake in it  eeek:

And when the new owners couldn't find it after it curled round their dog they drove home  eeek:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2016, 07:22:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 28, 2016, 11:41:40 PM
Snake found in car

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-37796436 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-37796436)

Someone sold the car knowing there was a snake in it  eeek:

And when the new owners couldn't find it after it curled round their dog they drove home  eeek:

 scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2016, 03:29:34 AM
 eeek: eeek: That has to be the final nail in the coffin of Hilary's campaign...  sick2:

http://www.thehookmag.com/2016/10/madonna-promises-give-blow-job-anyone-votes-clinton-109380/ (http://www.thehookmag.com/2016/10/madonna-promises-give-blow-job-anyone-votes-clinton-109380/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2016, 08:15:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2016, 03:29:34 AM
eeek: eeek: That has to be the final nail in the coffin of Hilary's campaign...  sick2:

http://www.thehookmag.com/2016/10/madonna-promises-give-blow-job-anyone-votes-clinton-109380/ (http://www.thehookmag.com/2016/10/madonna-promises-give-blow-job-anyone-votes-clinton-109380/)

Bonkers...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: tel on October 31, 2016, 06:28:59 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3890202/Patient-seriously-burned-breaks-wind-operation-surgeon-s-laser-ignites-gas-Tokyo-hospital.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3890202/Patient-seriously-burned-breaks-wind-operation-surgeon-s-laser-ignites-gas-Tokyo-hospital.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2016, 07:18:23 PM
Silent but not quite deadly.....?  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2016, 03:20:20 AM
A trip to London you say...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/30/heres-how-to-get-200-when-you-pass-go-on-a-real-life-monopoly-board-6223728/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/30/heres-how-to-get-200-when-you-pass-go-on-a-real-life-monopoly-board-6223728/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2016, 03:22:37 AM
People will put money towards any old shite these days...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/30/watch-that-isnt-a-watch-is-the-most-pointless-kickstarter-idea-ever-6224276/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/30/watch-that-isnt-a-watch-is-the-most-pointless-kickstarter-idea-ever-6224276/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2016, 07:31:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2016, 03:22:37 AM
People will put money towards any old shite these days...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/30/watch-that-isnt-a-watch-is-the-most-pointless-kickstarter-idea-ever-6224276/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/30/watch-that-isnt-a-watch-is-the-most-pointless-kickstarter-idea-ever-6224276/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2016, 01:07:36 AM
Jesus, wasn't there a Greggs nearby....?  Shocked:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/01/man-chopped-off-his-own-toe-then-started-eating-it-in-front-of-wilko-shoppers-6227895/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/01/man-chopped-off-his-own-toe-then-started-eating-it-in-front-of-wilko-shoppers-6227895/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2016, 07:18:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2016, 01:07:36 AM
Jesus, wasn't there a Greggs nearby....?  Shocked:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/01/man-chopped-off-his-own-toe-then-started-eating-it-in-front-of-wilko-shoppers-6227895/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/01/man-chopped-off-his-own-toe-then-started-eating-it-in-front-of-wilko-shoppers-6227895/)

NC.  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2016, 05:32:21 AM
Does it count as a suicide bombing if you throw the pin.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2016, 06:16:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2016, 05:32:21 AM
Does it count as a suicide bombing if you throw the pin.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2016, 11:27:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2016, 06:16:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2016, 05:32:21 AM
Does it count as a suicide bombing if you throw the pin.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2016, 12:08:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 06, 2016, 11:27:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2016, 06:16:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2016, 05:32:21 AM
Does it count as a suicide bombing if you throw the pin.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2016, 12:09:44 PM
Do you really think that this is going to have any effect? Setting fire to the trainers you have already bought because the owner of the company publicly supported Trump? You have already paid for them so the company isn't going to give a toss.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3925840/New-Balance-shoe-owners-lighting-sneakers-fire-protest-company-voiced-support-president-elect-Donald-Trump.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3925840/New-Balance-shoe-owners-lighting-sneakers-fire-protest-company-voiced-support-president-elect-Donald-Trump.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2016, 01:31:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2016, 12:09:44 PM
Do you really think that this is going to have any effect? Setting fire to the trainers you have already bought because the owner of the company publicly supported Trump? You have already paid for them so the company isn't going to give a toss.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3925840/New-Balance-shoe-owners-lighting-sneakers-fire-protest-company-voiced-support-president-elect-Donald-Trump.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3925840/New-Balance-shoe-owners-lighting-sneakers-fire-protest-company-voiced-support-president-elect-Donald-Trump.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 11, 2016, 07:38:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 11, 2016, 01:31:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2016, 12:09:44 PM
Do you really think that this is going to have any effect? Setting fire to the trainers you have already bought because the owner of the company publicly supported Trump? You have already paid for them so the company isn't going to give a toss.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3925840/New-Balance-shoe-owners-lighting-sneakers-fire-protest-company-voiced-support-president-elect-Donald-Trump.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3925840/New-Balance-shoe-owners-lighting-sneakers-fire-protest-company-voiced-support-president-elect-Donald-Trump.html)

happy001


If the Fuckwittery party had stood . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2016, 01:21:52 AM
Wasn't sure if it was more appropriate to put this in the Darwin Awards thread as something tells me he won't be having kids in the future  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/12/man-rushed-to-doctor-with-chopstick-stuck-in-his-penis-6253541/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/12/man-rushed-to-doctor-with-chopstick-stuck-in-his-penis-6253541/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2016, 06:38:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2016, 01:21:52 AM
Wasn't sure if it was more appropriate to put this in the Darwin Awards thread as something tells me he won't be having kids in the future  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/12/man-rushed-to-doctor-with-chopstick-stuck-in-his-penis-6253541/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/12/man-rushed-to-doctor-with-chopstick-stuck-in-his-penis-6253541/)

NC.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2016, 08:48:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 13, 2016, 06:38:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2016, 01:21:52 AM
Wasn't sure if it was more appropriate to put this in the Darwin Awards thread as something tells me he won't be having kids in the future  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/12/man-rushed-to-doctor-with-chopstick-stuck-in-his-penis-6253541/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/12/man-rushed-to-doctor-with-chopstick-stuck-in-his-penis-6253541/)

NC.  noooo:

Could be worse BM. some of the other papers had a shot of the X-ray in the article...  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2016, 08:13:45 PM
Think I may have found Tel a consultancy position....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3935198/NHS-email-servers-paralysed-bungling-staff-trigger-mass-spamming-health-worker-Britain-186million-messages-sent-out.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3935198/NHS-email-servers-paralysed-bungling-staff-trigger-mass-spamming-health-worker-Britain-186million-messages-sent-out.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2016, 11:03:04 PM
Just what the hell was going through his mind that made him think this was good idea? Words fail me...  eeek: eeek:  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/14/man-gets-wedding-ring-stuck-on-his-penis-6257375/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/14/man-gets-wedding-ring-stuck-on-his-penis-6257375/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2016, 07:40:00 AM
You know you are the unpopular housemate when....  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/732615/New-Zealand-earthquake-tsunami-Christchurch-Tyler-Bowry-video-flatmates (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/732615/New-Zealand-earthquake-tsunami-Christchurch-Tyler-Bowry-video-flatmates)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2016, 07:45:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2016, 07:40:00 AM
You know you are the unpopular housemate when....  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/732615/New-Zealand-earthquake-tsunami-Christchurch-Tyler-Bowry-video-flatmates (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/732615/New-Zealand-earthquake-tsunami-Christchurch-Tyler-Bowry-video-flatmates)

happy001

"Stick a lilo under his fucking duvet"

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2016, 01:37:22 PM
So how exactly do you define fake news Angela?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3964366/Merkel-vows-regulate-fake-news-blaming-social-media-rise-populist-politics-making-harder-form-people-s-opinions-25-years-ago.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3964366/Merkel-vows-regulate-fake-news-blaming-social-media-rise-populist-politics-making-harder-form-people-s-opinions-25-years-ago.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2016, 01:40:21 PM
One for JOM  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3967696/Did-not-learn-Boaty-McBoatface-Council-asks-public-new-gritting-machine-bombarded-hilarious-suggestions-including-Grit-Expectations-Gritney-Spears-Gritter-Garbo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3967696/Did-not-learn-Boaty-McBoatface-Council-asks-public-new-gritting-machine-bombarded-hilarious-suggestions-including-Grit-Expectations-Gritney-Spears-Gritter-Garbo.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2016, 01:59:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2016, 01:40:21 PM
One for JOM  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3967696/Did-not-learn-Boaty-McBoatface-Council-asks-public-new-gritting-machine-bombarded-hilarious-suggestions-including-Grit-Expectations-Gritney-Spears-Gritter-Garbo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3967696/Did-not-learn-Boaty-McBoatface-Council-asks-public-new-gritting-machine-bombarded-hilarious-suggestions-including-Grit-Expectations-Gritney-Spears-Gritter-Garbo.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

Although, as someone says in the comments tho (I paraphrase), FFS just get on with gritting the roads and sack whoever it is that has the time to fuck about on twatter with stupid naming competitions...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2016, 05:29:06 PM
Surely there must come a time when the plastic surgeon tells her that it isnt good for her to carry on like this.  sick2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F11%2F24%2F10%2F3AB6118B00000578-3967606-image-m-41_1479983194667.jpg&hash=29c1d23e570f475a5b4f76c760efe15f3162dd49)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3967606/I-m-not-happy-Model-undergone-100-cosmetic-procedures-including-having-RIBS-removed-vows-continue-family-admit-fear-life.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3967606/I-m-not-happy-Model-undergone-100-cosmetic-procedures-including-having-RIBS-removed-vows-continue-family-admit-fear-life.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2016, 05:37:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2016, 05:29:06 PM
Surely there must come a time when the plastic surgeon tells her that it isnt good for her to carry on like this.  sick2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F11%2F24%2F10%2F3AB6118B00000578-3967606-image-m-41_1479983194667.jpg&hash=29c1d23e570f475a5b4f76c760efe15f3162dd49)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3967606/I-m-not-happy-Model-undergone-100-cosmetic-procedures-including-having-RIBS-removed-vows-continue-family-admit-fear-life.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3967606/I-m-not-happy-Model-undergone-100-cosmetic-procedures-including-having-RIBS-removed-vows-continue-family-admit-fear-life.html)

Gross!  sick2:

Her sister would get it first for sure...  eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 24, 2016, 08:49:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2016, 01:40:21 PM
One for JOM  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3967696/Did-not-learn-Boaty-McBoatface-Council-asks-public-new-gritting-machine-bombarded-hilarious-suggestions-including-Grit-Expectations-Gritney-Spears-Gritter-Garbo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3967696/Did-not-learn-Boaty-McBoatface-Council-asks-public-new-gritting-machine-bombarded-hilarious-suggestions-including-Grit-Expectations-Gritney-Spears-Gritter-Garbo.html)

Gary  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2016, 08:54:11 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 24, 2016, 08:49:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2016, 01:40:21 PM
One for JOM  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3967696/Did-not-learn-Boaty-McBoatface-Council-asks-public-new-gritting-machine-bombarded-hilarious-suggestions-including-Grit-Expectations-Gritney-Spears-Gritter-Garbo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3967696/Did-not-learn-Boaty-McBoatface-Council-asks-public-new-gritting-machine-bombarded-hilarious-suggestions-including-Grit-Expectations-Gritney-Spears-Gritter-Garbo.html)

Gary  redface:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 lol: lol: lol:
I snoozed.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2016, 04:01:59 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 24, 2016, 08:49:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2016, 01:40:21 PM
One for JOM  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3967696/Did-not-learn-Boaty-McBoatface-Council-asks-public-new-gritting-machine-bombarded-hilarious-suggestions-including-Grit-Expectations-Gritney-Spears-Gritter-Garbo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3967696/Did-not-learn-Boaty-McBoatface-Council-asks-public-new-gritting-machine-bombarded-hilarious-suggestions-including-Grit-Expectations-Gritney-Spears-Gritter-Garbo.html)

Gary  redface:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2016, 09:28:10 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/25/windsor-apologises-german-town-delegates-delivering-queens-christmas/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/25/windsor-apologises-german-town-delegates-delivering-queens-christmas/)

 razz: razz: razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2016, 10:52:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 26, 2016, 09:28:10 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/25/windsor-apologises-german-town-delegates-delivering-queens-christmas/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/25/windsor-apologises-german-town-delegates-delivering-queens-christmas/)

 razz: razz: razz:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2016, 10:26:22 AM
http://distractify.com/animals/2016/11/27/anxious-goat-wears-duck-costume (http://distractify.com/animals/2016/11/27/anxious-goat-wears-duck-costume)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2016, 07:07:18 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3982002/Man-survives-shooting-heart-TWICE-crossbow-failed-suicide-bid.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3982002/Man-survives-shooting-heart-TWICE-crossbow-failed-suicide-bid.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2016, 08:21:20 AM
Why??

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/28/a-tumblr-user-is-getting-her-amputated-toe-made-into-jewellery-because-tumblr-6288284/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/28/a-tumblr-user-is-getting-her-amputated-toe-made-into-jewellery-because-tumblr-6288284/)

 eeek:  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2016, 09:50:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2016, 08:21:20 AM
Why??

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/28/a-tumblr-user-is-getting-her-amputated-toe-made-into-jewellery-because-tumblr-6288284/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/28/a-tumblr-user-is-getting-her-amputated-toe-made-into-jewellery-because-tumblr-6288284/)

 eeek:  sick2:

NC.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2016, 01:27:57 PM
Tell you what, all those angry vegans out there. I'll buy those dirty £5 notes off you for a pound each.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3986160/I-m-horrified-sitting-wallet-Vegans-pledge-boycott-new-notes-row-Bank-England-confirms-10-contain-controversial-animal-fat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3986160/I-m-horrified-sitting-wallet-Vegans-pledge-boycott-new-notes-row-Bank-England-confirms-10-contain-controversial-animal-fat.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2016, 01:37:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2016, 01:27:57 PM
Tell you what, all those angry vegans out there. I'll buy those dirty £5 notes off you for a pound each.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3986160/I-m-horrified-sitting-wallet-Vegans-pledge-boycott-new-notes-row-Bank-England-confirms-10-contain-controversial-animal-fat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3986160/I-m-horrified-sitting-wallet-Vegans-pledge-boycott-new-notes-row-Bank-England-confirms-10-contain-controversial-animal-fat.html)

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2016, 01:52:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 01, 2016, 01:37:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2016, 01:27:57 PM
Tell you what, all those angry vegans out there. I'll buy those dirty £5 notes off you for a pound each.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3986160/I-m-horrified-sitting-wallet-Vegans-pledge-boycott-new-notes-row-Bank-England-confirms-10-contain-controversial-animal-fat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3986160/I-m-horrified-sitting-wallet-Vegans-pledge-boycott-new-notes-row-Bank-England-confirms-10-contain-controversial-animal-fat.html)

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Now, if it were believed it was pork fat.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2016, 02:35:52 PM
Jingle balls?  noooo:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/ac_walls_balls_comp.jpg?w=748&h=392&crop=1)

Quote
‘After contacting every company that does 3D scanning work in the entire country, not a single one was willing to 3D scan his scrotum,’ Brian told metro.co.uk.

‘Most companies wouldn’t even respond to my inquiries.

Gee I wonder why that would be...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/30/you-can-now-hang-the-third-most-beautiful-balls-in-the-world-on-your-wall-6293143/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/30/you-can-now-hang-the-third-most-beautiful-balls-in-the-world-on-your-wall-6293143/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2016, 06:58:38 PM
Father pays £5,500 per year for uni son to rent luxury house (http://Father pays £5,500 per year for uni son to rent luxury house)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2016, 06:59:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 01, 2016, 06:58:38 PM
Father pays £5,500 per year for uni son to rent luxury house (http://Father pays £5,500 per year for uni son to rent luxury house)

 whistle:


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2016, 07:03:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 01, 2016, 06:59:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 01, 2016, 06:58:38 PM
Father pays £5,500 per year for uni son to rent luxury house (http://Father pays £5,500 per year for uni son to rent luxury house)

 whistle:


 ;D ;D

In the Daily wail too!  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3989900/Shocking-image-uni-father-spunks-nearly-six-grand-son-lives-in-luxury-en-suite-pad.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3989900/Shocking-image-uni-father-spunks-nearly-six-grand-son-lives-in-luxury-en-suite-pad.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2016, 07:07:57 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2016, 07:16:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2016, 07:07:57 PM
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

At this rate you are going to be spending that much on paracetemol...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 02, 2016, 09:06:36 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 01, 2016, 06:59:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 01, 2016, 06:58:38 PM
Father pays £5,500 per year for uni son to rent luxury house (http://Father pays £5,500 per year for uni son to rent luxury house)

 whistle:


 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2016, 05:08:42 PM
Think I've just found the holy grail for Apey, a McDonald's card that gives unlimited free food for the rest of his life...   whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3992846/McDonald-s-Gold-Card-entitles-lucky-holders-unlimited-free-food.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3992846/McDonald-s-Gold-Card-entitles-lucky-holders-unlimited-free-food.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2016, 04:26:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2016, 05:08:42 PM
Think I've just found the holy grail for Apey, a McDonald's card that gives unlimited free food for the rest of his life...   whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3992846/McDonald-s-Gold-Card-entitles-lucky-holders-unlimited-free-food.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3992846/McDonald-s-Gold-Card-entitles-lucky-holders-unlimited-free-food.html)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2016, 08:45:14 PM
A turnip farmer in Norfolk.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3997990/How-Vegas-style-spectacular-Norfolk-Britain-s-unlikely-Christmas-hit-won-Prince-George.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3997990/How-Vegas-style-spectacular-Norfolk-Britain-s-unlikely-Christmas-hit-won-Prince-George.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2016, 08:53:39 PM
Concrete is now seen as chic furniture?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998066/Concrete-making-comeback-lamp-stands-sofas.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998066/Concrete-making-comeback-lamp-stands-sofas.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 04, 2016, 09:11:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2016, 08:53:39 PM
Concrete is now seen as chic furniture?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998066/Concrete-making-comeback-lamp-stands-sofas.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998066/Concrete-making-comeback-lamp-stands-sofas.html)
facepalm:

This will end in tiers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2016, 07:46:37 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 04, 2016, 09:11:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2016, 08:53:39 PM
Concrete is now seen as chic furniture?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998066/Concrete-making-comeback-lamp-stands-sofas.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998066/Concrete-making-comeback-lamp-stands-sofas.html)
facepalm:

This will end in tiers

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2016, 09:56:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 05, 2016, 07:46:37 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 04, 2016, 09:11:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2016, 08:53:39 PM
Concrete is now seen as chic furniture?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998066/Concrete-making-comeback-lamp-stands-sofas.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998066/Concrete-making-comeback-lamp-stands-sofas.html)
facepalm:

This will end in tiers

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2016, 09:56:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2016, 08:45:14 PM
A turnip farmer in Norfolk.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3997990/How-Vegas-style-spectacular-Norfolk-Britain-s-unlikely-Christmas-hit-won-Prince-George.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3997990/How-Vegas-style-spectacular-Norfolk-Britain-s-unlikely-Christmas-hit-won-Prince-George.html)
rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2016, 01:12:11 AM
Bastardo!! I had this idea when I worked at BHF and saw how much electrical crap was thrown away as it couldn't be salvaged.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4003044/It-s-ultimate-place-release-anger-UK-s-cage-rage-arena-opens-customers-pay-smash-crockery-electrical-goods.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4003044/It-s-ultimate-place-release-anger-UK-s-cage-rage-arena-opens-customers-pay-smash-crockery-electrical-goods.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2016, 07:43:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2016, 01:12:11 AM
Bastardo!! I had this idea when I worked at BHF and saw how much electrical crap was thrown away as it couldn't be salvaged.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4003044/It-s-ultimate-place-release-anger-UK-s-cage-rage-arena-opens-customers-pay-smash-crockery-electrical-goods.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4003044/It-s-ultimate-place-release-anger-UK-s-cage-rage-arena-opens-customers-pay-smash-crockery-electrical-goods.html)

Snooze = looze...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2016, 09:55:49 AM
In theory I could still do it, just need to find property and then get in touch with the charity shops and offer to buy their broken electricals...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2016, 10:55:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2016, 09:55:49 AM
In theory I could still do it, just need to find property and then get in touch with the charity shops and offer to buy their broken electricals...  rubschin:

Oh indeed - why not...?

Argos sell off container loads of customer returns - a mate of mine used to buy them. Some of it is crap and could be smashed up while a lot of it is good stuff that the customer returned for stupid reasons and can be flogged on ebay...

How would you dispose of all the smashed up stuff...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2016, 11:12:36 AM
Sell that on FleaBay too  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2016, 11:37:23 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2016, 11:12:36 AM
Sell that on FleaBay too  eveilgrin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2016, 12:05:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2016, 10:55:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2016, 09:55:49 AM
In theory I could still do it, just need to find property and then get in touch with the charity shops and offer to buy their broken electricals...  rubschin:

Oh indeed - why not...?

Argos sell off container loads of customer returns - a mate of mine used to buy them. Some of it is crap and could be smashed up while a lot of it is good stuff that the customer returned for stupid reasons and can be flogged on ebay...

How would you dispose of all the smashed up stuff...?

Simples, BHF had a deal going with SITA to take their unusable items at cost and there was another service they were negotiating with who were offering to pay them for the stuff. If that was finalised then I give it back to BHF and they get even more cash out of it.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2016, 01:14:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2016, 10:55:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2016, 09:55:49 AM
In theory I could still do it, just need to find property and then get in touch with the charity shops and offer to buy their broken electricals...  rubschin:
How would you dispose of all the smashed up stuff...?
::)
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2016, 02:42:07 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2016, 01:14:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2016, 10:55:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2016, 09:55:49 AM
In theory I could still do it, just need to find property and then get in touch with the charity shops and offer to buy their broken electricals...  rubschin:
How would you dispose of all the smashed up stuff...?
::)
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(https://s11.postimg.org/fqdtdbav3/267891389_f859700839_z.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/fqdtdbav3/)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2016, 01:08:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007680/Army-cadet-suffers-horrendous-injury-grenade-fired-launcher-gets-stuck-hand.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007680/Army-cadet-suffers-horrendous-injury-grenade-fired-launcher-gets-stuck-hand.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2016, 09:16:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2016, 01:08:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007680/Army-cadet-suffers-horrendous-injury-grenade-fired-launcher-gets-stuck-hand.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007680/Army-cadet-suffers-horrendous-injury-grenade-fired-launcher-gets-stuck-hand.html)

 eeek: eeek:

OMG!  Shocked:

Don't click it Steve...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2016, 09:49:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2016, 09:16:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2016, 01:08:50 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007680/Army-cadet-suffers-horrendous-injury-grenade-fired-launcher-gets-stuck-hand.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007680/Army-cadet-suffers-horrendous-injury-grenade-fired-launcher-gets-stuck-hand.html)

 eeek: eeek:

OMG!  Shocked:

Don't click it Steve...  noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:  wise advice methinks
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2016, 11:50:21 AM
I've heard of a close shave but this...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4006496/Now-S-close-shave-Bizarre-video-shows-barber-cutting-hair-using-MEAT-CLEAVER-hammer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4006496/Now-S-close-shave-Bizarre-video-shows-barber-cutting-hair-using-MEAT-CLEAVER-hammer.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2016, 05:40:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2016, 11:50:21 AM
I've heard of a close shave but this...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4006496/Now-S-close-shave-Bizarre-video-shows-barber-cutting-hair-using-MEAT-CLEAVER-hammer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4006496/Now-S-close-shave-Bizarre-video-shows-barber-cutting-hair-using-MEAT-CLEAVER-hammer.html)

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2016, 09:09:47 AM
W.......T..............F???? Why on earth would you want to do this to yourself?  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F12%2F07%2F15%2F3B20F1DC00000578-0-image-a-41_1481122814647.jpg&hash=a50acfb5ac222b5cb8e3487b8117e8423f624968)

Quote
Before the surgery, Mr Rodriguez underwent several physical and psychological tests, according to his surgeon.

I'm guessing the psychological tests didn't include the question 'are you a nutter?'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2016, 09:45:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2016, 09:09:47 AM
W.......T..............F???? Why on earth would you want to do this to yourself?  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F12%2F07%2F15%2F3B20F1DC00000578-0-image-a-41_1481122814647.jpg&hash=a50acfb5ac222b5cb8e3487b8117e8423f624968)

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Before the surgery, Mr Rodriguez underwent several physical and psychological tests, according to his surgeon.

I'm guessing the psychological tests didn't include the question 'are you a nutter?'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html)

I truly believe some fuckwits would chop their own heads off if it got them more attention as that's the only currency in their tiny little minds
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2016, 09:51:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 08, 2016, 09:45:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2016, 09:09:47 AM
W.......T..............F???? Why on earth would you want to do this to yourself?  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F12%2F07%2F15%2F3B20F1DC00000578-0-image-a-41_1481122814647.jpg&hash=a50acfb5ac222b5cb8e3487b8117e8423f624968)

Quote
Before the surgery, Mr Rodriguez underwent several physical and psychological tests, according to his surgeon.

I'm guessing the psychological tests didn't include the question 'are you a nutter?'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html)

I truly believe some fuckwits would chop their own heads off if it got them more attention as that's the only currency in their tiny little minds
That should be encouraged
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2016, 10:36:45 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2016, 09:51:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 08, 2016, 09:45:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2016, 09:09:47 AM
W.......T..............F???? Why on earth would you want to do this to yourself?  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F12%2F07%2F15%2F3B20F1DC00000578-0-image-a-41_1481122814647.jpg&hash=a50acfb5ac222b5cb8e3487b8117e8423f624968)

Quote
Before the surgery, Mr Rodriguez underwent several physical and psychological tests, according to his surgeon.

I'm guessing the psychological tests didn't include the question 'are you a nutter?'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html)

I truly believe some fuckwits would chop their own heads off if it got them more attention as that's the only currency in their tiny little minds
That should be encouraged

Well get your man on it Mr Darwin sir...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2016, 11:50:06 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2016, 09:51:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 08, 2016, 09:45:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2016, 09:09:47 AM
W.......T..............F???? Why on earth would you want to do this to yourself?  eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F12%2F07%2F15%2F3B20F1DC00000578-0-image-a-41_1481122814647.jpg&hash=a50acfb5ac222b5cb8e3487b8117e8423f624968)

Quote
Before the surgery, Mr Rodriguez underwent several physical and psychological tests, according to his surgeon.

I'm guessing the psychological tests didn't include the question 'are you a nutter?'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html)

I truly believe some fuckwits would chop their own heads off if it got them more attention as that's the only currency in their tiny little minds
That should be encouraged

But it leaves a sticky mess that some poor sod has to clean up and still sleep nights

How about an all new programme:  Win your weight in gold by jumping into a vat of molten iron and surviving for a minute.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2016, 12:04:15 PM
Just heard about this on the news and my immediate reaction was 'she has a boyfriend? Someone would willingly wake up each morning to this??'  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F12%2F08%2F01%2F3B28383F00000578-0-image-a-19_1481158981200.jpg&hash=2300279102f793c71b19b4bae10626d4e4d24435)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4011936/First-picture-Catwoman-Jocelyn-Wildenstein-s-boyfriend-alleged-attack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4011936/First-picture-Catwoman-Jocelyn-Wildenstein-s-boyfriend-alleged-attack.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2016, 12:45:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2016, 12:04:15 PM
Just heard about this on the news and my immediate reaction was 'she has a boyfriend? Someone would willingly wake up each morning to this??'  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F12%2F08%2F01%2F3B28383F00000578-0-image-a-19_1481158981200.jpg&hash=2300279102f793c71b19b4bae10626d4e4d24435)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4011936/First-picture-Catwoman-Jocelyn-Wildenstein-s-boyfriend-alleged-attack.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4011936/First-picture-Catwoman-Jocelyn-Wildenstein-s-boyfriend-alleged-attack.html)

Weirdos...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2016, 06:45:10 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/liz-truss-barking-dogs-drones-justice-secretary-commons-questions-answer-baffles-mps-a7459196.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/liz-truss-barking-dogs-drones-justice-secretary-commons-questions-answer-baffles-mps-a7459196.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2016, 06:49:42 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 09, 2016, 06:45:10 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/liz-truss-barking-dogs-drones-justice-secretary-commons-questions-answer-baffles-mps-a7459196.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/liz-truss-barking-dogs-drones-justice-secretary-commons-questions-answer-baffles-mps-a7459196.html)

Isn't that an AFFS...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2016, 10:56:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 09, 2016, 06:49:42 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 09, 2016, 06:45:10 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/liz-truss-barking-dogs-drones-justice-secretary-commons-questions-answer-baffles-mps-a7459196.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/liz-truss-barking-dogs-drones-justice-secretary-commons-questions-answer-baffles-mps-a7459196.html)

Isn't that an AFFS...?  rubschin:

Yep...  whistle:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=12650.msg603908#msg603908 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=12650.msg603908#msg603908)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 09, 2016, 09:48:45 PM
Does he have an alibi?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38264696 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38264696)

"Football-sized drone flown 20m from Heathrow-bound plane"

Maybe we'll need to explain what "Football-sized" means before asking him
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2016, 07:53:05 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 09, 2016, 09:48:45 PM
Does he have an alibi?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38264696 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38264696)

"Football-sized drone flown 20m from Heathrow-bound plane"

Maybe we'll need to explain what "Football-sized" means before asking him

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2016, 10:25:50 AM
Sounds like another branch of the Nick family tree..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4021328/I-WON-T-says-Captain-Calamity-Eccentric-aviator-72-vows-continue-perilous-journey-Africa-despite-crash-landing-warzone-getting-robbed-stricken-malaria.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4021328/I-WON-T-says-Captain-Calamity-Eccentric-aviator-72-vows-continue-perilous-journey-Africa-despite-crash-landing-warzone-getting-robbed-stricken-malaria.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2016, 10:27:26 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 11, 2016, 12:00:54 PM
The Nod family tree then?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2016, 10:30:24 AM
http://www.thehookmag.com/2016/12/petas-latest-kids-dick-campaign-hasnt-exactly-gone-well-115297/ (http://www.thehookmag.com/2016/12/petas-latest-kids-dick-campaign-hasnt-exactly-gone-well-115297/)

I imagine BM's mum was a big fan of chicken rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2016, 01:23:49 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vet-who-shot-dead-lion-9462042?ICID=FB_mirror_main (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vet-who-shot-dead-lion-9462042?ICID=FB_mirror_main)


Snigger......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 16, 2016, 05:25:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 16, 2016, 01:23:49 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vet-who-shot-dead-lion-9462042?ICID=FB_mirror_main (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vet-who-shot-dead-lion-9462042?ICID=FB_mirror_main)


Snigger......
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2016, 02:52:49 AM
It was only a matter of time before Darwinian extreme reality TV was born...

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/15/real-life-hunger-games-show-to-allow-murder-rape-and-fighting-6325141/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/15/real-life-hunger-games-show-to-allow-murder-rape-and-fighting-6325141/)

Online poll to let people enter for free..............  rubschin:

Any suggestions folks?   Sinister:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2016, 09:49:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2016, 02:52:49 AM
It was only a matter of time before Darwinian extreme reality TV was born...

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/15/real-life-hunger-games-show-to-allow-murder-rape-and-fighting-6325141/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/15/real-life-hunger-games-show-to-allow-murder-rape-and-fighting-6325141/)

Online poll to let people enter for free..............  rubschin:

Any suggestions folks?   Sinister:

Vazeline!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2016, 10:03:11 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2016, 09:49:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2016, 02:52:49 AM
It was only a matter of time before Darwinian extreme reality TV was born...

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/15/real-life-hunger-games-show-to-allow-murder-rape-and-fighting-6325141/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/15/real-life-hunger-games-show-to-allow-murder-rape-and-fighting-6325141/)

Online poll to let people enter for free..............  rubschin:

Any suggestions folks?   Sinister:

Vazeline!  eveilgrin:
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2016, 10:55:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 17, 2016, 09:49:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2016, 02:52:49 AM
It was only a matter of time before Darwinian extreme reality TV was born...

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/15/real-life-hunger-games-show-to-allow-murder-rape-and-fighting-6325141/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/15/real-life-hunger-games-show-to-allow-murder-rape-and-fighting-6325141/)

Online poll to let people enter for free..............  rubschin:

Any suggestions folks?   Sinister:

Vazeline!  eveilgrin:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2016, 09:50:52 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38363441 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38363441)

now I like a drink but............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2016, 06:12:30 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 19, 2016, 09:50:52 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38363441 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38363441)

now I like a drink but............. rubschin:

Cured their halitosis tho...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2016, 11:23:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2016, 06:12:30 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 19, 2016, 09:50:52 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38363441 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38363441)

now I like a drink but............. rubschin:

Cured their halitosis tho...  :thumbsup:
Maybe but I bet they still niff a bet now
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 02:18:33 AM
Staff at a sex shop beat off an armed robber....

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/17/sex-shop-workers-fight-off-armed-robber-with-dildos-6328775/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/17/sex-shop-workers-fight-off-armed-robber-with-dildos-6328775/)

Too many jokes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2016, 07:26:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 02:18:33 AM
Staff at a sex shop beat off an armed robber....

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/17/sex-shop-workers-fight-off-armed-robber-with-dildos-6328775/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/17/sex-shop-workers-fight-off-armed-robber-with-dildos-6328775/)

Too many jokes...  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2016, 03:45:26 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-38388351 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-38388351)

TMJs........(my line )... evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2016, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 02:18:33 AM
Staff at a sex shop beat off an armed robber....

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/17/sex-shop-workers-fight-off-armed-robber-with-dildos-6328775/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/17/sex-shop-workers-fight-off-armed-robber-with-dildos-6328775/)

Too many jokes...  noooo:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 09:41:31 PM
Suddenly realising you've been using a hand grenade to crack walnuts for the last 20 odd years...  eeek:

With friends like that who needs enemas...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2016, 09:50:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 09:41:31 PM
Suddenly realising you've been using a hand grenade to crack walnuts for the last 20 odd years...  eeek:

With friends like that who needs enemas...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2016, 10:58:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 21, 2016, 09:50:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 09:41:31 PM
Suddenly realising you've been using a hand grenade to crack walnuts for the last 20 odd years...  eeek:

With friends like that who needs enemas...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2016, 07:27:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 09:41:31 PM
Suddenly realising you've been using a hand grenade to crack walnuts for the last 20 odd years...  eeek:

With friends like that who needs enemas...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html)

I loved the comment!

Quote
Thank goodness you found a stock photo of walnuts or the story would have been lost on me.

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2016, 09:07:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 22, 2016, 07:27:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 09:41:31 PM
Suddenly realising you've been using a hand grenade to crack walnuts for the last 20 odd years...  eeek:

With friends like that who needs enemas...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html)

I loved the comment!

Quote
Thank goodness you found a stock photo of walnuts or the story would have been lost on me.

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 22, 2016, 10:35:48 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2016, 09:07:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 22, 2016, 07:27:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 09:41:31 PM
Suddenly realising you've been using a hand grenade to crack walnuts for the last 20 odd years...  eeek:

With friends like that who needs enemas...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html)

I loved the comment!

Quote
Thank goodness you found a stock photo of walnuts or the story would have been lost on me.

happy001
happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2016, 04:30:59 AM
 Shocked:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/27/steel-bar-pierces-workmans-scrotum-and-ends-up-in-his-abdomen-6346340/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/27/steel-bar-pierces-workmans-scrotum-and-ends-up-in-his-abdomen-6346340/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2016, 06:55:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2016, 04:30:59 AM
Shocked:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/27/steel-bar-pierces-workmans-scrotum-and-ends-up-in-his-abdomen-6346340/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/27/steel-bar-pierces-workmans-scrotum-and-ends-up-in-his-abdomen-6346340/)

NC.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2016, 08:55:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2016, 04:30:59 AM
Shocked:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/27/steel-bar-pierces-workmans-scrotum-and-ends-up-in-his-abdomen-6346340/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/27/steel-bar-pierces-workmans-scrotum-and-ends-up-in-his-abdomen-6346340/)

"A scrotum walks into a bar....."
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2016, 09:02:39 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2016, 08:55:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2016, 04:30:59 AM
Shocked:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/27/steel-bar-pierces-workmans-scrotum-and-ends-up-in-his-abdomen-6346340/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/27/steel-bar-pierces-workmans-scrotum-and-ends-up-in-his-abdomen-6346340/)

"A scrotum walks into a bar....."

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 28, 2016, 12:07:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2016, 09:02:39 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2016, 08:55:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2016, 04:30:59 AM
Shocked:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/27/steel-bar-pierces-workmans-scrotum-and-ends-up-in-his-abdomen-6346340/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/27/steel-bar-pierces-workmans-scrotum-and-ends-up-in-his-abdomen-6346340/)

"A scrotum walks into a bar....."

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:

NC2
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2016, 12:46:41 AM
I think it's safe to say this puts the minema to shame...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075724/Film-buff-spends-70-000-life-savings-painstakingly-recreating-ABC-cinema-GARDEN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075724/Film-buff-spends-70-000-life-savings-painstakingly-recreating-ABC-cinema-GARDEN.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2016, 05:17:25 AM
A cautionary tale for anyone with young kids....

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/29/evil-genius-6-uses-sleeping-mums-thumbprint-to-spend-200-on-amazon-6348997/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/29/evil-genius-6-uses-sleeping-mums-thumbprint-to-spend-200-on-amazon-6348997/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2016, 08:06:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2016, 12:46:41 AM
I think it's safe to say this puts the minema to shame...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075724/Film-buff-spends-70-000-life-savings-painstakingly-recreating-ABC-cinema-GARDEN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075724/Film-buff-spends-70-000-life-savings-painstakingly-recreating-ABC-cinema-GARDEN.html)

Excellent!


What a twat...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 31, 2016, 11:47:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 31, 2016, 08:06:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2016, 12:46:41 AM
I think it's safe to say this puts the minema to shame...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075724/Film-buff-spends-70-000-life-savings-painstakingly-recreating-ABC-cinema-GARDEN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075724/Film-buff-spends-70-000-life-savings-painstakingly-recreating-ABC-cinema-GARDEN.html)

Excellent!


What a twat...  noooo:
wot he said ^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 31, 2016, 11:49:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2016, 05:17:25 AM
A cautionary tale for anyone with young kids....

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/29/evil-genius-6-uses-sleeping-mums-thumbprint-to-spend-200-on-amazon-6348997/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/29/evil-genius-6-uses-sleeping-mums-thumbprint-to-spend-200-on-amazon-6348997/)
And I believe her how much?   As Paul Daniels would have said: "not a lot"

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2017, 03:41:03 PM
Idiot of the highest order.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081244/YouTuber-8Booth-s-leap-hotel-balcony-goes-disastrously-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081244/YouTuber-8Booth-s-leap-hotel-balcony-goes-disastrously-wrong.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2017, 04:45:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2017, 03:41:03 PM
Idiot of the highest order.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081244/YouTuber-8Booth-s-leap-hotel-balcony-goes-disastrously-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081244/YouTuber-8Booth-s-leap-hotel-balcony-goes-disastrously-wrong.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2017, 04:54:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 02, 2017, 04:45:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2017, 03:41:03 PM
Idiot of the highest order.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081244/YouTuber-8Booth-s-leap-hotel-balcony-goes-disastrously-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081244/YouTuber-8Booth-s-leap-hotel-balcony-goes-disastrously-wrong.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2017, 05:15:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2017, 04:54:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 02, 2017, 04:45:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2017, 03:41:03 PM
Idiot of the highest order.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081244/YouTuber-8Booth-s-leap-hotel-balcony-goes-disastrously-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081244/YouTuber-8Booth-s-leap-hotel-balcony-goes-disastrously-wrong.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bugger couldn't even jump head first, at least that would have helped clean the gene pool...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2017, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2017, 05:15:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2017, 04:54:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 02, 2017, 04:45:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2017, 03:41:03 PM
Idiot of the highest order.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081244/YouTuber-8Booth-s-leap-hotel-balcony-goes-disastrously-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081244/YouTuber-8Booth-s-leap-hotel-balcony-goes-disastrously-wrong.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bugger couldn't even jump head first, at least that would have helped clean the gene pool...  noooo:

I think the pool would have been more fullerer of genes if he had....  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2017, 10:14:17 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4089934/Fisherman-spear-pierce-face-gruesome-injury.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4089934/Fisherman-spear-pierce-face-gruesome-injury.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2017, 11:12:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2017, 10:14:17 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4089934/Fisherman-spear-pierce-face-gruesome-injury.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4089934/Fisherman-spear-pierce-face-gruesome-injury.html)

 eeek:

DNC.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2017, 08:11:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2017, 11:12:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2017, 10:14:17 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4089934/Fisherman-spear-pierce-face-gruesome-injury.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4089934/Fisherman-spear-pierce-face-gruesome-injury.html)

 eeek:

DNC.  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2017, 08:15:54 PM
I may be being overly cynical here but the fact that they aren't saying how it happened makes me wonder if he somehow managed to do it himself...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2017, 10:19:21 AM
Won't it melt before they get it to Swansea?


(https://s29.postimg.org/7diggmxpv/Iceberg.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/7diggmxpv/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2017, 10:28:05 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2017, 10:19:21 AM
Won't it melt before they get it to Swansea?


(https://s29.postimg.org/7diggmxpv/Iceberg.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/7diggmxpv/)

Indeed...

...they should tow Wales to it instead....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2017, 10:43:39 AM
Essex stargazer blasted into space by inept gas man (http://Essex stargazer blasted into space by inept gas man)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2017, 10:48:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2017, 10:43:39 AM
Essex stargazer blasted into space by inept gas man (http://Essex stargazer blasted into space by inept gas man)


happy002

Poor Uncle...  sad24:

And he wasn't on my card either!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2017, 10:55:33 AM
I'm not even on my own card  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2017, 11:11:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2017, 10:48:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2017, 10:43:39 AM
Essex stargazer blasted into space by inept gas man (http://Essex stargazer blasted into space by inept gas man)


happy002

Poor Uncle...  sad24:

And he wasn't on my card either!  cussing:
happy002 happy002

(I may have inadvertently Affed on another thread)  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2017, 10:59:17 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 06, 2017, 11:11:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2017, 10:48:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2017, 10:43:39 AM
Essex stargazer blasted into space by inept gas man (http://Essex stargazer blasted into space by inept gas man)


happy002

Poor Uncle...  sad24:

And he wasn't on my card either!  cussing:
happy002 happy002

(I may have inadvertently Affed on another thread)  redface:
happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2017, 09:06:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4097506/He-s-nutter-Pakistani-man-enters-record-books-smashing-43-fresh-coconuts-open-HEAD-just-60-seconds.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4097506/He-s-nutter-Pakistani-man-enters-record-books-smashing-43-fresh-coconuts-open-HEAD-just-60-seconds.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2017, 09:09:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2017, 09:06:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4097506/He-s-nutter-Pakistani-man-enters-record-books-smashing-43-fresh-coconuts-open-HEAD-just-60-seconds.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4097506/He-s-nutter-Pakistani-man-enters-record-books-smashing-43-fresh-coconuts-open-HEAD-just-60-seconds.html)

 noooo:

I would thought a Scot could beat that ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2017, 11:12:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 07, 2017, 09:09:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2017, 09:06:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4097506/He-s-nutter-Pakistani-man-enters-record-books-smashing-43-fresh-coconuts-open-HEAD-just-60-seconds.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4097506/He-s-nutter-Pakistani-man-enters-record-books-smashing-43-fresh-coconuts-open-HEAD-just-60-seconds.html)

 noooo:

I would thought a Scot could beat that ......... rubschin:

 noooo: A coconut counts as fruit.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2017, 07:54:54 PM
Giant Wire spool rolls down motorway  scared2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38544525 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38544525)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 08, 2017, 07:54:54 PM
Giant Wire spool rolls down motorway  scared2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38544525 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38544525)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2017, 12:38:58 PM
Classy...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/italian-model-claims-shes-a-little-tired-after-first-stop-on-her-oral-sex-tour-6371701/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/italian-model-claims-shes-a-little-tired-after-first-stop-on-her-oral-sex-tour-6371701/)

I could be wrong but didn't Madonna make a similar offer to anyone who voted against Trump?


Those poor bastards.  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2017, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2017, 12:38:58 PM
Classy...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/italian-model-claims-shes-a-little-tired-after-first-stop-on-her-oral-sex-tour-6371701/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/italian-model-claims-shes-a-little-tired-after-first-stop-on-her-oral-sex-tour-6371701/)

I could be wrong but didn't Madonna make a similar offer to anyone who voted against Trump?


Those poor bastards.  sick2:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2017, 11:05:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2017, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2017, 12:38:58 PM
Classy...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/italian-model-claims-shes-a-little-tired-after-first-stop-on-her-oral-sex-tour-6371701/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/italian-model-claims-shes-a-little-tired-after-first-stop-on-her-oral-sex-tour-6371701/)

I could be wrong but didn't Madonna make a similar offer to anyone who voted against Trump?


Those poor bastards.  sick2:

 noooo:

These Italian girls do seem to have very low standards.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 06:57:28 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2017, 11:05:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2017, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2017, 12:38:58 PM
Classy...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/italian-model-claims-shes-a-little-tired-after-first-stop-on-her-oral-sex-tour-6371701/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/italian-model-claims-shes-a-little-tired-after-first-stop-on-her-oral-sex-tour-6371701/)

I could be wrong but didn't Madonna make a similar offer to anyone who voted against Trump?


Those poor bastards.  sick2:

 noooo:

These Italian girls do seem to have very low standards.  noooo:

I predict Nick-o-rays being beamed towards the Darwin estate imminently....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2017, 07:34:19 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2017, 11:05:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2017, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2017, 12:38:58 PM
Classy...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/italian-model-claims-shes-a-little-tired-after-first-stop-on-her-oral-sex-tour-6371701/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/italian-model-claims-shes-a-little-tired-after-first-stop-on-her-oral-sex-tour-6371701/)

I could be wrong but didn't Madonna make a similar offer to anyone who voted against Trump?


Those poor bastards.  sick2:

 noooo:

These Italian girls do seem to have very low standards.  noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 07:51:39 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-4105434/Is-best-trick-shot-time-Bar-Bristol-manages-pull-stunning-10-table-pool-golf-shot.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-4105434/Is-best-trick-shot-time-Bar-Bristol-manages-pull-stunning-10-table-pool-golf-shot.html)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2017, 08:26:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 07:51:39 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-4105434/Is-best-trick-shot-time-Bar-Bristol-manages-pull-stunning-10-table-pool-golf-shot.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-4105434/Is-best-trick-shot-time-Bar-Bristol-manages-pull-stunning-10-table-pool-golf-shot.html)

 Thumbs:

Meh... ::)

I like the ones where people throw a basketball off the top of a tower and get it in the net, that sort of thing. Something they must have tried a billionteen times before it went in.... ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2017, 08:57:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 11, 2017, 08:26:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 07:51:39 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-4105434/Is-best-trick-shot-time-Bar-Bristol-manages-pull-stunning-10-table-pool-golf-shot.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-4105434/Is-best-trick-shot-time-Bar-Bristol-manages-pull-stunning-10-table-pool-golf-shot.html)

 Thumbs:

Meh... ::)

I like the ones where people throw a basketball off the top of a tower and get it in the next, that sort of thing. Something they must have tried a billionteen times before it went in.... ;D
In the next what? Day? County?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2017, 09:13:00 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2017, 08:57:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 11, 2017, 08:26:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 07:51:39 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-4105434/Is-best-trick-shot-time-Bar-Bristol-manages-pull-stunning-10-table-pool-golf-shot.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-4105434/Is-best-trick-shot-time-Bar-Bristol-manages-pull-stunning-10-table-pool-golf-shot.html)

 Thumbs:

Meh... ::)

I like the ones where people throw a basketball off the top of a tower and get it in the next, that sort of thing. Something they must have tried a billionteen times before it went in.... ;D
In the next what? Day? County?

Net!  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 10:43:44 AM
This has the potential to cause some chaos....  eveilgrin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2017, 10:51:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 10:43:44 AM
This has the potential to cause some chaos....  eveilgrin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2017, 10:56:21 AM
Online shopping syndrome by proxy eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 04:18:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 11, 2017, 10:51:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 10:43:44 AM
This has the potential to cause some chaos....  eveilgrin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/)

happy001

All an evil scriptwriter would need would be a character called Alexa in a popular TV show and the real fun would begin. Have at least one line of "Alexa can you get me...." and insert everything from sets of Lego to Debbie does Dallas on DVD.....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2017, 04:23:11 PM
Miss D: a billion creme eggs
BM: an unburnt pizza
Apey: discounts
Uncle: half a mild
Foggy: more voddy
................
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2017, 05:23:29 PM
The Boy:  a car with insurance
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2017, 05:26:26 PM
Think of the 'accidents' when some low brow TV viewer says

"I want Loose Women"

or

"I want Hardcore Pawn"

or

"I want Death on the Orient Express"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2017, 08:04:49 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 11, 2017, 05:23:29 PM
The Boy:  a car with insurance

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 11, 2017, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 11, 2017, 04:23:11 PM
Miss D: a billion creme eggs
BM: an unburnt pizza
Apey: discounts
Uncle: half a mild
Foggy: more voddy
................

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2017, 01:27:13 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4109750/Sikh-destroy-Blindfolded-martial-arts-master-slams-sledgehammer-inches-trusting-volunteers-goes-painfully-predictably-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4109750/Sikh-destroy-Blindfolded-martial-arts-master-slams-sledgehammer-inches-trusting-volunteers-goes-painfully-predictably-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2017, 06:23:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2017, 01:27:13 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4109750/Sikh-destroy-Blindfolded-martial-arts-master-slams-sledgehammer-inches-trusting-volunteers-goes-painfully-predictably-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4109750/Sikh-destroy-Blindfolded-martial-arts-master-slams-sledgehammer-inches-trusting-volunteers-goes-painfully-predictably-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

NC.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2017, 11:44:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 12, 2017, 06:23:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2017, 01:27:13 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4109750/Sikh-destroy-Blindfolded-martial-arts-master-slams-sledgehammer-inches-trusting-volunteers-goes-painfully-predictably-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4109750/Sikh-destroy-Blindfolded-martial-arts-master-slams-sledgehammer-inches-trusting-volunteers-goes-painfully-predictably-wrong.html)

 eeek: eeek:

NC.  noooo:

NC2  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2017, 12:40:03 PM
Wusses the pair of you, he may have slammed some poor bugger in the head with a sledgehammer but it doesn't burst like a ripe watermelon. BM has probably done more damage to himself falling off a roof.  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F01%2F11%2F16%2F3C0CC31F00000578-4109750-Wielding_the_sledgehammer_high_above_his_head_he_brings_it_down_-a-45_1484150898833.jpg&hash=612c4ee6a3f3de917d133cd5c17e59665b4c4ce7)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2017, 01:54:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2017, 12:40:03 PM
Wusses the pair of you, he may have slammed some poor bugger in the head with a sledgehammer but it doesn't burst like a ripe watermelon. BM has probably done more damage to himself falling off a roof.  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F01%2F11%2F16%2F3C0CC31F00000578-4109750-Wielding_the_sledgehammer_high_above_his_head_he_brings_it_down_-a-45_1484150898833.jpg&hash=612c4ee6a3f3de917d133cd5c17e59665b4c4ce7)

I have...  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2017, 04:03:57 PM
It’s National Snog a Ginger Day today (http://www.4liberty.org.uk/2017/01/12/its-national-snog-a-ginger-day-today/)  eeek:

How did it go Nick...? Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2017, 04:19:14 PM
 ::)  Child
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2017, 05:59:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2017, 04:19:14 PM
::)  Child

I know you like em young...... but kids.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2017, 06:00:13 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2017, 06:33:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 12, 2017, 05:59:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2017, 04:19:14 PM
::)  Child

I know you like em young...... but kids.......... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2017, 01:38:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 12, 2017, 05:59:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2017, 04:19:14 PM
::)  Child

I know you like em young...... but kids.......... noooo:

Bear in mind that when you get to Nick and BM's advanced age anyone younger is seen as a kid...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2017, 06:09:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2017, 01:38:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 12, 2017, 05:59:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2017, 04:19:14 PM
::)  Child

I know you like em young...... but kids.......... noooo:

Bear in mind that when you get to Nick and BM's advanced age anyone younger is seen as a kid...  rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2017, 06:59:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 10:43:44 AM
This has the potential to cause some chaos....  eveilgrin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/)

An old problem apparently...  lol:



(https://s28.postimg.org/e4m3eq96x/dt940424shc0.gif) (https://postimg.org/image/e4m3eq96x/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2017, 08:31:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2017, 06:59:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 10:43:44 AM
This has the potential to cause some chaos....  eveilgrin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/)

An old problem apparently...  lol:



(https://s28.postimg.org/e4m3eq96x/dt940424shc0.gif) (https://postimg.org/image/e4m3eq96x/)
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2017, 11:25:26 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2017, 08:31:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2017, 06:59:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 10:43:44 AM
This has the potential to cause some chaos....  eveilgrin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/)

An old problem apparently...  lol:



(https://s28.postimg.org/e4m3eq96x/dt940424shc0.gif) (https://postimg.org/image/e4m3eq96x/)
lol: lol:
  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2017, 03:15:06 PM
http://yournewswire.com/u2-strike-protest-trump/ (http://yournewswire.com/u2-strike-protest-trump/)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2017, 03:17:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 13, 2017, 03:15:06 PM
http://yournewswire.com/u2-strike-protest-trump/ (http://yournewswire.com/u2-strike-protest-trump/)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2017, 05:39:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2017, 03:17:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 13, 2017, 03:15:06 PM
http://yournewswire.com/u2-strike-protest-trump/ (http://yournewswire.com/u2-strike-protest-trump/)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2017, 12:42:43 PM
As far as ways to see in the new year go, that's a bit shit...  redface:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-38508390 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-38508390)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2017, 12:51:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2017, 12:42:43 PM
As far as ways to see in the new year go, that's a bit shit...  redface:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-38508390 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-38508390)

A cock and bull story...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2017, 03:27:09 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2017, 05:06:00 AM
One thing that isn't mentioned is that the BBC had made arrangements with cinema distributors so that fans could watch the episode on the big screen if they wanted............only £13 a ticket.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4122872/After-enduring-shocking-self-indulgent-hyped-Sherlock-finale-exasperated-TV-critic-asks-BBC-bigwigs-fig-viewers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4122872/After-enduring-shocking-self-indulgent-hyped-Sherlock-finale-exasperated-TV-critic-asks-BBC-bigwigs-fig-viewers.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2017, 07:42:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2017, 05:06:00 AM
One thing that isn't mentioned is that the BBC had made arrangements with cinema distributors so that fans could watch the episode on the big screen if they wanted............only £13 a ticket.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4122872/After-enduring-shocking-self-indulgent-hyped-Sherlock-finale-exasperated-TV-critic-asks-BBC-bigwigs-fig-viewers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4122872/After-enduring-shocking-self-indulgent-hyped-Sherlock-finale-exasperated-TV-critic-asks-BBC-bigwigs-fig-viewers.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

Great review - I didn't really get a feel for if he liked it or not though...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2017, 01:36:15 PM
Was utter , utter, utter , pointless , expensive, garbage  angry041:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2017, 02:57:32 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2017, 01:36:15 PM
Was utter , utter, utter , pointless , expensive, garbage  angry041:

You went to the cinema to watch it didn't you...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2017, 02:59:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2017, 02:57:32 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2017, 01:36:15 PM
Was utter , utter, utter , pointless , expensive, garbage  angry041:

You went to the cinema to watch it didn't you...  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2017, 06:07:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2017, 02:59:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2017, 02:57:32 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2017, 01:36:15 PM
Was utter , utter, utter , pointless , expensive, garbage  angry041:

You went to the cinema to watch it didn't you...  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2017, 06:10:40 PM
It would have been infinitely better with the constant sound of popcorn crunching blocking out the dialogue
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2017, 10:04:43 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2017, 01:36:15 PM
Was utter , utter, utter , pointless , expensive, garbage  angry041:
Certainly well up its own arse but it had its moments

Reminded me of the Prisoner [/showing my age mode]
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2017, 10:20:17 PM
I have my moments but I don't expect anyone else to suffer along with me  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2017, 03:27:45 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2017, 10:20:17 PM
I have my moments but I don't expect anyone else to suffer along with me  ;D

TMJs......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2017, 07:34:11 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2017, 10:20:17 PM
I have my moments but I don't expect anyone else to suffer along with me  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2017, 08:25:50 AM
Celebrity Deaths Calculated (http://macro.media.mit.edu/2017/)  eeek:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2017, 02:42:53 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38691162 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38691162)

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2017, 02:46:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2017, 02:42:53 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38691162 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38691162)

 facepalm:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2017, 04:18:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2017, 02:46:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2017, 02:42:53 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38691162 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38691162)

 facepalm:

 noooo:

 noooo:

Mind you, I bet he's glad he doesn't live in Trumpland.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2017, 07:37:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2017, 02:42:53 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38691162 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38691162)

 facepalm:

Nah he is guilty........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2017, 08:14:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 20, 2017, 07:37:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2017, 02:42:53 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38691162 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38691162)

 facepalm:

Nah he is guilty........ noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2017, 09:35:20 PM
It's good to see that the BBC's subtitles team are worth their share of the license fee...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4141530/BBC-uses-wrong-subtitles-live-inauguration.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4141530/BBC-uses-wrong-subtitles-live-inauguration.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2017, 09:53:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2017, 09:35:20 PM
It's good to see that the BBC's subtitles team are worth their share of the license fee...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4141530/BBC-uses-wrong-subtitles-live-inauguration.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4141530/BBC-uses-wrong-subtitles-live-inauguration.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2017, 06:23:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 20, 2017, 09:53:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2017, 09:35:20 PM
It's good to see that the BBC's subtitles team are worth their share of the license fee...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4141530/BBC-uses-wrong-subtitles-live-inauguration.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4141530/BBC-uses-wrong-subtitles-live-inauguration.html)

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2017, 08:38:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 21, 2017, 06:23:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 20, 2017, 09:53:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2017, 09:35:20 PM
It's good to see that the BBC's subtitles team are worth their share of the license fee...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4141530/BBC-uses-wrong-subtitles-live-inauguration.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4141530/BBC-uses-wrong-subtitles-live-inauguration.html)

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2017, 04:36:17 PM
Woman accused of taping her son . . .




 . . . .to a wall  eeek: 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38690292/a-woman-in-america-is-accused-of-taping-her-son-to-a-wall-while-she-did-housework (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38690292/a-woman-in-america-is-accused-of-taping-her-son-to-a-wall-while-she-did-housework)

"You can't clean without them running around tearing up? Tape them to the wall," she says.

"You can't cook because they're running around? Tape them to the wall."


Have to admit that's probably what we'd have done if we'd had kids  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2017, 04:42:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 22, 2017, 04:36:17 PM
Woman accused of taping her son . . .




 . . . .to a wall  eeek: 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38690292/a-woman-in-america-is-accused-of-taping-her-son-to-a-wall-while-she-did-housework (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38690292/a-woman-in-america-is-accused-of-taping-her-son-to-a-wall-while-she-did-housework)

"You can't clean without them running around tearing up? Tape them to the wall," she says.

"You can't cook because they're running around? Tape them to the wall."


Have to admit that's probably what we'd have done if we'd had kids  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

I suppose you just keep adding tape until they are 18 like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2017, 04:46:28 PM
I used Velcro  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2017, 05:40:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2017, 04:46:28 PM
I used Velcro  redface:

Isn't that just for black kids.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2017, 04:35:18 PM
I suppose that means BM enjoys well fired pizza then...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4156204/Sainsbury-s-faces-wrath-shoppers-black-bread.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4156204/Sainsbury-s-faces-wrath-shoppers-black-bread.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2017, 04:39:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2017, 04:35:18 PM
I suppose that means BM enjoys well fired pizza then...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4156204/Sainsbury-s-faces-wrath-shoppers-black-bread.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4156204/Sainsbury-s-faces-wrath-shoppers-black-bread.html)

Oh FFS we're doomed... facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2017, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2017, 04:39:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2017, 04:35:18 PM
I suppose that means BM enjoys well fired pizza then...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4156204/Sainsbury-s-faces-wrath-shoppers-black-bread.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4156204/Sainsbury-s-faces-wrath-shoppers-black-bread.html)

Oh FFS we're doomed... facepalm:

I think you mean: even more doomed doublefacepalm

'doomed' is situation normal
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2017, 02:43:50 PM
Has someone been paddling their canoe in prep for their canal role?   rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-38788529 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-38788529)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fichef.bbci.co.uk%2Fnews%2F624%2Fcpsprodpb%2F1611B%2Fproduction%2F_93859309_canoe3.jpg&hash=57b56d002b5863c1bf91bd4e8440ad299225ab5b)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2017, 09:54:57 PM
To celebrate the Chinese New Year I'm going to fling molten lead at a cold wall. Yes I know it sounds dangerous but I've given this a lot of thought and have got the appropriate safety equipment, a thick sheepskin coat and a straw hat.....   eeek:

I sense the subtle hand of Darwin here...  rubschin:

Quote
He claims to have not been seriously hurt during the performances although admitted to swallow the odd molten spark which can burn temporarily.

Surely one of the first things he would have learned doing this every year would be to keep his mouth shut.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F01%2F29%2F14%2F3CA11EA600000578-0-image-a-63_1485701961291.jpg&hash=fbffdf914969f2e65b187a99790e175a98393a76)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F01%2F29%2F14%2F3CA11ED900000578-0-image-a-65_1485701972381.jpg&hash=3acf706d47d9948fe3bb82d5409b0404d168d09b)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169168/Blacksmith-puts-light-display-lashing-molten-lava.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169168/Blacksmith-puts-light-display-lashing-molten-lava.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2017, 10:05:31 PM
 noooo: noooo:

There must be simpler ways of removing pebbledashing
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2017, 11:34:27 PM
I have to admit when I first saw the photo's I thought it was BM using the BBQ  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2017, 11:46:40 PM
I thought it was by the end of a prison sentence that you end up with an arse like a wizards sleeve? How the hell do you fit 2 mobiles, charger, herbal meds and a sim card up there.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2017, 11:56:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2017, 11:46:40 PM
I thought it was by the end of a prison sentence that you end up with an arse like a wizards sleeve? How the hell do you fit 2 mobiles, charger, herbal meds and a sim card up there.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html)
Maybe he swallowed them and that's where they finally got stuck?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2017, 07:24:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 29, 2017, 11:56:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2017, 11:46:40 PM
I thought it was by the end of a prison sentence that you end up with an arse like a wizards sleeve? How the hell do you fit 2 mobiles, charger, herbal meds and a sim card up there.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html)
Maybe he swallowed them and that's where they finally got stuck?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2017, 09:08:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2017, 11:46:40 PM
I thought it was by the end of a prison sentence that you end up with an arse like a wizards sleeve? How the hell do you fit 2 mobiles, charger, herbal meds and a sim card up there.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.businessnewsdaily.com%2Fimages%2Fi%2F000%2F012%2F263%2Fi02%2Fsamsung-galaxy-note-7-photo-2.jpg%3F1472105968&hash=3950c8e0474ffbb75ac88a8b1f4c2d7d89611ced)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2017, 09:25:21 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2017, 09:08:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2017, 11:46:40 PM
I thought it was by the end of a prison sentence that you end up with an arse like a wizards sleeve? How the hell do you fit 2 mobiles, charger, herbal meds and a sim card up there.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html)
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 eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

That was my first thought...  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2017, 04:59:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2017, 09:25:21 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2017, 09:08:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2017, 11:46:40 PM
I thought it was by the end of a prison sentence that you end up with an arse like a wizards sleeve? How the hell do you fit 2 mobiles, charger, herbal meds and a sim card up there.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html)
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 eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

That was my first thought...  eeek:

That does give me an idea, the punishment should fit the crime after all.....  eveilgrin:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 30, 2017, 05:06:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2017, 04:59:28 PM
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Finally after a lifetime struggle, the once teenage jailbird got the phone out

This was a caption competition wasn't it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2017, 05:11:34 PM

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Unsuspecting Rolf Harris calls his lawyer
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 30, 2017, 06:22:55 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2017, 05:11:34 PM

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Unsuspecting Rolf Harris calls his lawyer
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 30, 2017, 07:46:43 PM
 Love the positive slant on driverless cars  (http://smarthighways.net/irish-politician-thinks-driverless-cars-will-help-rural-pub-industry/?utm_source=Highways+MASTER&utm_campaign=af408e8db9-7DAYSINITS_Smart_Highways_w%2Fc_30th_Jan_2017&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_b1f015d01b-af408e8db9-303642869)  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2017, 07:56:19 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2017, 07:46:43 PM
Love the positive slant on driverless cars  (http://smarthighways.net/irish-politician-thinks-driverless-cars-will-help-rural-pub-industry/?utm_source=Highways+MASTER&utm_campaign=af408e8db9-7DAYSINITS_Smart_Highways_w%2Fc_30th_Jan_2017&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_b1f015d01b-af408e8db9-303642869)  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

Has anybody tried that Guinness Surge thing...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 30, 2017, 08:08:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2017, 07:56:19 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2017, 07:46:43 PM
Love the positive slant on driverless cars  (http://smarthighways.net/irish-politician-thinks-driverless-cars-will-help-rural-pub-industry/?utm_source=Highways+MASTER&utm_campaign=af408e8db9-7DAYSINITS_Smart_Highways_w%2Fc_30th_Jan_2017&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_b1f015d01b-af408e8db9-303642869)  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

Has anybody tried that Guinness Surge thing...?

I've had one the following morning  ;D

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2017, 08:24:54 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2017, 08:08:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2017, 07:56:19 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2017, 07:46:43 PM
Love the positive slant on driverless cars  (http://smarthighways.net/irish-politician-thinks-driverless-cars-will-help-rural-pub-industry/?utm_source=Highways+MASTER&utm_campaign=af408e8db9-7DAYSINITS_Smart_Highways_w%2Fc_30th_Jan_2017&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_b1f015d01b-af408e8db9-303642869)  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

Has anybody tried that Guinness Surge thing...?

I've had one the following morning  ;D

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2017, 05:46:48 PM
https://order-order.com/2017/01/31/khan-hosting-party-tonight-with-11-nations-who-ban-israelis/ (https://order-order.com/2017/01/31/khan-hosting-party-tonight-with-11-nations-who-ban-israelis/) noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2017, 11:08:22 PM
What the fuck???? PETA have demanded that Games Workshop stop making WH40k models with fur on because it is unacceptable and cruel to the animals? Have I just fallen through the looking glass?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4174882/PETA-demands-Games-Workshop-remove-fur-Warhammer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4174882/PETA-demands-Games-Workshop-remove-fur-Warhammer.html)

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I'm sorry I didn't realise that because of the traditional models used in the game that the fictional plastic wolf was facing extinction, I'll wring my hands accordingly and ask why it came to this.  Banghead

http://www.peta.org.uk/blog/peta-warhammer-fur-free/ (http://www.peta.org.uk/blog/peta-warhammer-fur-free/)

To quote Baldymort, we're doomed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2017, 12:57:01 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html)

[Apey] TMJ...  noooo: [/Apey]
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2017, 07:03:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2017, 12:57:01 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html)

[Apey] TMJ...  noooo: [/Apey]

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2017, 09:45:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2017, 12:57:01 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html)

[Apey] TMJ...  noooo: [/Apey]
[Apey] TMJ...  noooo: [/Apey]2
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2017, 10:31:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2017, 12:57:01 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html)

[Apey] TMJ...  noooo: [/Apey]

I was watching some 'fail' videos on Youtube the other day...

What has come over the population that they feel the need to jump off/over/in everything...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2017, 10:56:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2017, 10:31:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2017, 12:57:01 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html)

[Apey] TMJ...  noooo: [/Apey]

I was watching some 'fail' videos on Youtube the other day...

What has come over the population that they feel the need to keep doing roofing jobs...?  noooo:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2017, 11:33:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 01, 2017, 10:56:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2017, 10:31:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2017, 12:57:01 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html)

[Apey] TMJ...  noooo: [/Apey]

I was watching some 'fail' videos on Youtube the other day...

What has come over the population that they feel the need to keep doing roofing jobs...?  noooo:

 whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2017, 11:51:34 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2017, 11:33:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 01, 2017, 10:56:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2017, 10:31:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2017, 12:57:01 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html)

[Apey] TMJ...  noooo: [/Apey]

I was watching some 'fail' videos on Youtube the other day...

What has come over the population that they feel the need to keep doing roofing jobs...?  noooo:

 whistle:

 evil:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2017, 04:01:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2017, 10:31:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2017, 12:57:01 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4175044/Video-shows-moment-teen-injured-slut-drop.html)

[Apey] TMJ...  noooo: [/Apey]

I was watching some 'fail' videos on Youtube the other day...

What has come over the population that they feel the need to jump off/over/in everything...?  noooo:

Just watched this one...
 
https://youtu.be/Yg7iqLwX0JY (https://youtu.be/Yg7iqLwX0JY)

3:58 Collapso >>>> keyboard happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2017, 08:38:09 AM
The cynical part of me thinks that this is less about pollution and more about Cornwall Council gaining assets in areas that can be developed. I'd be willing to bet that any propertied taken under compulsory purchase orders will be for well under the market value, having said that houses in Bodmin, St Austell, Camborne and Redruth probably wouldn't be worth that much to start with.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4179320/Cornwall-locals-EVACUATED-EU-pollution-laws.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4179320/Cornwall-locals-EVACUATED-EU-pollution-laws.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2017, 11:20:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2017, 08:38:09 AM
The cynical part of me thinks that this is less about pollution and more about Cornwall Council gaining assets in areas that can be developed. I'd be willing to bet that any propertied taken under compulsory purchase orders will be for well under the market value, having said that houses in Bodmin, St Austell, Camborne and Redruth probably wouldn't be worth that much to start with.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4179320/Cornwall-locals-EVACUATED-EU-pollution-laws.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4179320/Cornwall-locals-EVACUATED-EU-pollution-laws.html)
Cynical?   noooo:  More like nail hit on head Meister

Just ban the diesels
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2017, 11:31:34 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 02, 2017, 11:20:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2017, 08:38:09 AM
The cynical part of me thinks that this is less about pollution and more about Cornwall Council gaining assets in areas that can be developed. I'd be willing to bet that any propertied taken under compulsory purchase orders will be for well under the market value, having said that houses in Bodmin, St Austell, Camborne and Redruth probably wouldn't be worth that much to start with.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4179320/Cornwall-locals-EVACUATED-EU-pollution-laws.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4179320/Cornwall-locals-EVACUATED-EU-pollution-laws.html)
Cynical?   noooo:  More like nail hit on head Meister

Just ban the diesels

^^^ wot they both said ^^^  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2017, 12:04:08 PM
I drive a diesel evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2017, 12:13:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2017, 12:04:08 PM
I drive a diesel evil:
So does Mrs K

Just have a simple rule.  If a diesel isn't fitted/retrofitted with a NOx reduction system it can't go into Truro etc during peak hours. 

Sad fact:  diesels are evil
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2017, 12:56:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2017, 12:04:08 PM
I drive a diesel evil:

Me too!  cloud9:

Little chance of a Truro ban affecting me tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2017, 01:11:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 02, 2017, 12:56:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2017, 12:04:08 PM
I drive a diesel evil:

Me too!  cloud9:

Little chance of a Truro ban affecting me tho...  whistle:

Maybe not but something tells me that other councils and governments will be looking on in interest to see if they can get away with the same method of asset acquisition.....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2017, 01:18:30 PM
Would be cheaper to buy me a new car  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2017, 01:52:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2017, 01:18:30 PM
Would be cheaper to buy me a new car  whistle:

True, they wouldn't have to worry about pollution making it easy to buy property in your area cheaply. The Nick effect manages that on it's own.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2017, 02:19:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2017, 01:18:30 PM
Would be cheaper to buy me a new car  whistle:

Good point!

Would be significantly cheaper to buy up every diesel that had been registered in the county for say 3 years for £30K...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2017, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2017, 12:04:08 PM
I drive a diesel evil:
I drive several. Most of which are not available as petrol models.

Red petrol.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2017, 09:14:11 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2017, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2017, 12:04:08 PM
I drive a diesel evil:
I drive several. Most of which are not available as petrol models.

Red petrol.  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2017, 09:16:04 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2017, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 02, 2017, 12:04:08 PM
I drive a diesel evil:
I drive several. Most of which are not available as petrol models.

Red petrol.  rubschin:

"I had a brand new combine harvester till the council took the key...."  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2017, 09:22:02 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183924/Teenager-POP-eyes-out.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183924/Teenager-POP-eyes-out.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2017, 09:30:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2017, 09:22:02 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183924/Teenager-POP-eyes-out.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183924/Teenager-POP-eyes-out.html)

 eeek:

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2017, 09:47:19 PM
WTF?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183966/Restaurant-wraps-lamb-doll-undress-her.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183966/Restaurant-wraps-lamb-doll-undress-her.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2017, 09:58:59 PM
It would be wrong to laugh at this but I'm sure Apey will come up with a couple of jokes...  angel1

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183326/Controlled-explosion-vehicle-outside-UK-police-station.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183326/Controlled-explosion-vehicle-outside-UK-police-station.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2017, 11:41:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2017, 09:58:59 PM
It would be wrong to laugh at this but I'm sure Apey will come up with a couple of jokes...  angel1

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183326/Controlled-explosion-vehicle-outside-UK-police-station.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183326/Controlled-explosion-vehicle-outside-UK-police-station.html)
doublefacepalm and these are the people supposed to keep us safe

I also see they're trying to get off with only paying a fraction of what the car was worth to him.  Here's a cunning plan, let him blow one of your Plod Cars up instead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2017, 07:40:34 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 02, 2017, 11:41:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2017, 09:58:59 PM
It would be wrong to laugh at this but I'm sure Apey will come up with a couple of jokes...  angel1

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183326/Controlled-explosion-vehicle-outside-UK-police-station.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183326/Controlled-explosion-vehicle-outside-UK-police-station.html)
doublefacepalm and these are the people supposed to keep us safe

I also see they're trying to get off with only paying a fraction of what the car was worth to him.  Here's a cunning plan, let him blow one of your Plod Cars up instead

Amazing...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2017, 12:17:37 PM
http://feweek.co.uk/2017/02/03/new-job-for-finance-director-despite-338k-it-scandal/ (http://feweek.co.uk/2017/02/03/new-job-for-finance-director-despite-338k-it-scandal/) noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2017, 12:42:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2017, 12:17:37 PM
http://feweek.co.uk/2017/02/03/new-job-for-finance-director-despite-338k-it-scandal/ (http://feweek.co.uk/2017/02/03/new-job-for-finance-director-despite-338k-it-scandal/) noooo:
More complex than the headline suggests

Looks like he's toast
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2017, 12:51:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2017, 12:42:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2017, 12:17:37 PM
http://feweek.co.uk/2017/02/03/new-job-for-finance-director-despite-338k-it-scandal/ (http://feweek.co.uk/2017/02/03/new-job-for-finance-director-despite-338k-it-scandal/) noooo:
More complex than the headline suggests

Looks like he's toast
Burned toast by the look of him.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2017, 09:11:20 PM
I'm not sure what to make of this, on the one hand I always thought that there was something fake about Beckham but on the other hand I'm supposed to believe that he managed to write emails?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4190152/Hackers-release-tranche-Beckham-s-personal-emails.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4190152/Hackers-release-tranche-Beckham-s-personal-emails.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2017, 07:14:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2017, 09:11:20 PM
I'm not sure what to make of this, on the one hand I always thought that there was something fake about Beckham but on the other hand I'm supposed to believe that he managed to write emails?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4190152/Hackers-release-tranche-Beckham-s-personal-emails.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4190152/Hackers-release-tranche-Beckham-s-personal-emails.html)

I'm surprised too - especially after that thermos flask incident...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2017, 11:42:24 AM
Well someone's got to post it up

Nigel Farage is sharing his £4million bachelor pad with the foxy French former waitress involved in a dodgy £400,000 EU donation to UKIP

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4192022/Nigel-Farage-sharing-pad-French-politician.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4192022/Nigel-Farage-sharing-pad-French-politician.html)

I bet there's been some anguished 'who to believe' dilemmas over breakfast this morning.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2017, 12:42:18 PM
WTF?  noooo: Apey, I'm sure you will get some material for your routine out of this...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4191008/Man-caught-having-sex-DRAIN-COVER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4191008/Man-caught-having-sex-DRAIN-COVER.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2017, 03:46:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2017, 12:42:18 PM
WTF?  noooo: Apey, I'm sure you will get some material for your routine out of this...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4191008/Man-caught-having-sex-DRAIN-COVER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4191008/Man-caught-having-sex-DRAIN-COVER.html)

Well, he clearly isn't in the middle of the fucking road Daily Fail....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2017, 10:47:21 PM
Truro, capital of culture............?

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 happy001 happy001 happy001

Hang on, didn't Hull get made a city of culture? Bloody hell if they don't pull the application it could happen after all.

http://www.cornwalllive.com/truro-capital-of-culture-bid-put-on-hold-over-secreacy-accusations/story-30109418-detail/story.html (http://www.cornwalllive.com/truro-capital-of-culture-bid-put-on-hold-over-secreacy-accusations/story-30109418-detail/story.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2017, 11:40:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2017, 10:47:21 PM
Truro, capital of culture............?

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 happy001 happy001 happy001

Hang on, didn't Hull get made a city of culture? Bloody hell if they don't pull the application it could happen after all.

http://www.cornwalllive.com/truro-capital-of-culture-bid-put-on-hold-over-secreacy-accusations/story-30109418-detail/story.html (http://www.cornwalllive.com/truro-capital-of-culture-bid-put-on-hold-over-secreacy-accusations/story-30109418-detail/story.html)

Well they're only competing against Leeds, Dundee and Milton Keynes so seems like a shoe in. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2017, 06:57:31 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 06, 2017, 11:40:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2017, 10:47:21 PM
Truro, capital of culture............?

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 happy001 happy001 happy001

Hang on, didn't Hull get made a city of culture? Bloody hell if they don't pull the application it could happen after all.

http://www.cornwalllive.com/truro-capital-of-culture-bid-put-on-hold-over-secreacy-accusations/story-30109418-detail/story.html (http://www.cornwalllive.com/truro-capital-of-culture-bid-put-on-hold-over-secreacy-accusations/story-30109418-detail/story.html)

Well they're only competing against Leeds, Dundee and Milton Keynes so seems like a shoe in.

Well Pafos got it this year...  Thumbs:

They haven't finished it yet tho... facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 04:12:51 AM
A new job for Miss D?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201490/Cadbury-s-Oreo-hiring-CHOCOLATE-TASTER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201490/Cadbury-s-Oreo-hiring-CHOCOLATE-TASTER.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2017, 06:55:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 04:12:51 AM
A new job for Miss D?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201490/Cadbury-s-Oreo-hiring-CHOCOLATE-TASTER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201490/Cadbury-s-Oreo-hiring-CHOCOLATE-TASTER.html)

 rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2017, 10:05:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2017, 06:55:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 04:12:51 AM
A new job for Miss D?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201490/Cadbury-s-Oreo-hiring-CHOCOLATE-TASTER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4201490/Cadbury-s-Oreo-hiring-CHOCOLATE-TASTER.html)

 rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Can you imagine the tension with all the candidates waiting to be interviewed?  When I say tension it'll be like the Batley Women's Guild re-enactment of Pearl Harbour
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 12:19:37 PM
It's painful but worth the initial discomfort? I don't think so. I already trust my body thanks, I don't feel the need to stick bits of metal in me and hang myself from the ceiling  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F02%2F08%2F09%2F3CF4675700000578-4202682-image-a-10_1486545997666.jpg&hash=ff96478103185247c56f9d568c8505024e23cff8)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4202682/Woman-suspends-air-using-hooks-attached-piercings.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4202682/Woman-suspends-air-using-hooks-attached-piercings.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 12:20:46 PM
Think I've found a taste tester for BM's homebrew.....  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4198862/Party-goer-wows-friends-drinking-pint-NOSE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4198862/Party-goer-wows-friends-drinking-pint-NOSE.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2017, 12:21:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 12:19:37 PM
It's painful but worth the initial discomfort? I don't think so. I already trust my body thanks, I don't feel the need to stick bits of metal in me and hang myself from the ceiling  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F02%2F08%2F09%2F3CF4675700000578-4202682-image-a-10_1486545997666.jpg&hash=ff96478103185247c56f9d568c8505024e23cff8)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4202682/Woman-suspends-air-using-hooks-attached-piercings.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4202682/Woman-suspends-air-using-hooks-attached-piercings.html)

 Shocked:

NC.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2017, 12:22:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 12:20:46 PM
Think I've found a taste tester for BM's homebrew.....  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4198862/Party-goer-wows-friends-drinking-pint-NOSE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4198862/Party-goer-wows-friends-drinking-pint-NOSE.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 03:23:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2017, 12:21:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 12:19:37 PM
It's painful but worth the initial discomfort? I don't think so. I already trust my body thanks, I don't feel the need to stick bits of metal in me and hang myself from the ceiling  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F02%2F08%2F09%2F3CF4675700000578-4202682-image-a-10_1486545997666.jpg&hash=ff96478103185247c56f9d568c8505024e23cff8)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4202682/Woman-suspends-air-using-hooks-attached-piercings.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4202682/Woman-suspends-air-using-hooks-attached-piercings.html)

 Shocked:

NC.

It's not as if she is attaching them to her shins BM...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F02%2F08%2F09%2F3CF4675F00000578-4202682-image-a-2_1486545963815.jpg&hash=6774aa419a2a5248c17f13689fcc1fab1ec78f73)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2017, 03:25:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 03:23:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2017, 12:21:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 12:19:37 PM
It's painful but worth the initial discomfort? I don't think so. I already trust my body thanks, I don't feel the need to stick bits of metal in me and hang myself from the ceiling  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F02%2F08%2F09%2F3CF4675700000578-4202682-image-a-10_1486545997666.jpg&hash=ff96478103185247c56f9d568c8505024e23cff8)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4202682/Woman-suspends-air-using-hooks-attached-piercings.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4202682/Woman-suspends-air-using-hooks-attached-piercings.html)

 Shocked:

NC.

It's not as if she is attaching them to her shins BM...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F02%2F08%2F09%2F3CF4675F00000578-4202682-image-a-2_1486545963815.jpg&hash=6774aa419a2a5248c17f13689fcc1fab1ec78f73)

 whistle:

Holy fuck!  NickSick
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 03:36:15 PM
Crouching tosser hidden dragmong..  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4203104/Fight-dubbed-worst-topless-men-miss-punches.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4203104/Fight-dubbed-worst-topless-men-miss-punches.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2017, 05:05:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2017, 03:25:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 03:23:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2017, 12:21:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 12:19:37 PM
It's painful but worth the initial discomfort? I don't think so. I already trust my body thanks, I don't feel the need to stick bits of metal in me and hang myself from the ceiling  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F02%2F08%2F09%2F3CF4675700000578-4202682-image-a-10_1486545997666.jpg&hash=ff96478103185247c56f9d568c8505024e23cff8)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4202682/Woman-suspends-air-using-hooks-attached-piercings.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4202682/Woman-suspends-air-using-hooks-attached-piercings.html)

 Shocked:

NC.

It's not as if she is attaching them to her shins BM...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F02%2F08%2F09%2F3CF4675F00000578-4202682-image-a-2_1486545963815.jpg&hash=6774aa419a2a5248c17f13689fcc1fab1ec78f73)

 whistle:

Holy fuck!  NickSick
sick2:  what a waste of a human being
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 05:20:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 08, 2017, 05:05:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2017, 03:25:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 03:23:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2017, 12:21:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2017, 12:19:37 PM
It's painful but worth the initial discomfort? I don't think so. I already trust my body thanks, I don't feel the need to stick bits of metal in me and hang myself from the ceiling  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F02%2F08%2F09%2F3CF4675700000578-4202682-image-a-10_1486545997666.jpg&hash=ff96478103185247c56f9d568c8505024e23cff8)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4202682/Woman-suspends-air-using-hooks-attached-piercings.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4202682/Woman-suspends-air-using-hooks-attached-piercings.html)

 Shocked:

NC.

It's not as if she is attaching them to her shins BM...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F02%2F08%2F09%2F3CF4675F00000578-4202682-image-a-2_1486545963815.jpg&hash=6774aa419a2a5248c17f13689fcc1fab1ec78f73)

 whistle:

Holy fuck!  NickSick
sick2:  what a waste of a human being

There are idiots in Russia who go bungee jumping and skydiving with that crap attached to their back instead of using a harness so I have a sneaking feeling that Mr Darwin is somehow involved in all of this.  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/tSR4Pj_muN0 (http://youtu.be/tSR4Pj_muN0)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2017, 05:57:57 PM
NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC. NC.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2017, 06:12:39 PM
UNSEE............ sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2017, 03:38:50 PM
This isn't Normal for Norfolk:  £50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-38934738 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-38934738)

Being Norfolk it was probably twice that originally and someone's now selling it as talc
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2017, 06:03:43 PM
Isn't Baldymort a fan of musicals.....  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38918963 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38918963)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2017, 06:34:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2017, 06:03:43 PM
Isn't Baldymort a fan of musicals.....  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38918963 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38918963)

Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2017, 02:29:25 AM
Judging from how much the critics have been giving it a battering and that audiences have been laughing so much you can't hear the dialog I think the men would be safe  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4213294/Cinema-won-t-let-men-watch-Fifty-Shades-Darker.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4213294/Cinema-won-t-let-men-watch-Fifty-Shades-Darker.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2017, 06:46:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2017, 02:29:25 AM
Judging from how much the critics have been giving it a battering and that audiences have been laughing so much you can't hear the dialog I think the men would be safe  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4213294/Cinema-won-t-let-men-watch-Fifty-Shades-Darker.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4213294/Cinema-won-t-let-men-watch-Fifty-Shades-Darker.html)

Quote from: The Guardian
Even more scathing was the Daily Mirror. “If you want to watch a movie about a billionaire playboy with a penchant for darkness, inflicting violence and dressing up in masks, you’re far better off seeing The Lego Batman Movie.”

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2017, 10:42:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2017, 06:46:44 AM

Quote from: The Guardian
Even more scathing was the Daily Mirror. “If you want to watch a movie about a billionaire playboy with a penchant for darkness, inflicting violence and dressing up in masks, you’re far better off seeing The Lego Batman Movie.”

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:


Of course the Guardian actually printed "The Lego Bantam Movie"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2017, 10:43:45 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2017, 10:42:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2017, 06:46:44 AM

Quote from: The Guardian
Even more scathing was the Daily Mirror. “If you want to watch a movie about a billionaire playboy with a penchant for darkness, inflicting violence and dressing up in masks, you’re far better off seeing The Lego Batman Movie.”

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:


Of course the Guardian actually printed "The Lego Bantam Movie"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2017, 12:09:29 PM
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2017, 08:24:18 PM
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2017, 08:34:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2017, 08:24:18 PM
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Fish probably fucked in it   (to paraphrase W C Fields)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2017, 07:58:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2017, 08:24:18 PM
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2017, 01:22:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2017, 08:24:18 PM
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html)

 eeek:    Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2017, 03:29:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2017, 01:22:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2017, 08:24:18 PM
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html)

 eeek:    Shocked:

I told you to make sure that Apey was sitting down before he read this. Mind you he landed on his face so it could have been worse...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2017, 03:30:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2017, 03:29:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2017, 01:22:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2017, 08:24:18 PM
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html)

 eeek:    Shocked:

I told you to make sure that Apey was sitting down before he read this. Mind you he landed on his face so it could have been worse...  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2017, 11:42:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2017, 03:30:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2017, 03:29:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2017, 01:22:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2017, 08:24:18 PM
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html)

 eeek:    Shocked:

I told you to make sure that Apey was sitting down before he read this. Mind you he landed on his face so it could have been worse...  whistle:

 evil:

What? If you had landed on your wallet the padlocks could have done you a serious injury...   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2017, 09:44:30 AM
Valentines Day meal, Apey stylee....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4217726/Would-lover-meal-POUNDLAND.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4217726/Would-lover-meal-POUNDLAND.html)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2017, 10:12:37 AM
Just going to style your hair......................with fire..

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.reutersmedia.net%2Fresources%2Fr%2F%3Fm%3D02%26amp%3Bd%3D20170209%26amp%3Bt%3D2%26amp%3Bi%3D1172010783%26amp%3Bw%3D%26amp%3Bfh%3D%26amp%3Bfw%3D%26amp%3Bll%3D780%26amp%3Bpl%3D468%26amp%3Bsq%3D%26amp%3Br%3DLYNXMPED180R2&hash=623e8f15f5c6ea4c9f450f8388a9e56588dd5f56)

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-palestinians-gaza-hairdresser-idUKKBN15O1GN (http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-palestinians-gaza-hairdresser-idUKKBN15O1GN)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2017, 10:39:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2017, 09:44:30 AM
Valentines Day meal, Apey stylee....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4217726/Would-lover-meal-POUNDLAND.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4217726/Would-lover-meal-POUNDLAND.html)

 whistle:
a whole pound?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2017, 10:41:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 13, 2017, 10:39:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2017, 09:44:30 AM
Valentines Day meal, Apey stylee....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4217726/Would-lover-meal-POUNDLAND.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4217726/Would-lover-meal-POUNDLAND.html)

 whistle:
a whole pound?

Surely he would push the boat out to impress Misty  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2017, 06:22:20 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/12/bell-ringer-rescued-worcester-cathedral-tower-got-trapped-ropes/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/12/bell-ringer-rescued-worcester-cathedral-tower-got-trapped-ropes/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2017, 06:47:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 13, 2017, 06:22:20 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/12/bell-ringer-rescued-worcester-cathedral-tower-got-trapped-ropes/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/12/bell-ringer-rescued-worcester-cathedral-tower-got-trapped-ropes/)

It is all things camp with you isn't it...? Gayer:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2017, 06:47:44 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2017, 07:40:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 13, 2017, 06:22:20 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/12/bell-ringer-rescued-worcester-cathedral-tower-got-trapped-ropes/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/12/bell-ringer-rescued-worcester-cathedral-tower-got-trapped-ropes/)
I do hope he's been tolled off
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2017, 07:42:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 13, 2017, 07:40:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 13, 2017, 06:22:20 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/12/bell-ringer-rescued-worcester-cathedral-tower-got-trapped-ropes/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/12/bell-ringer-rescued-worcester-cathedral-tower-got-trapped-ropes/)
I do hope he's been tolled off
After he was pealed off the floor.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2017, 07:43:26 PM
Is it time for My Ding a Ling joke?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2017, 07:47:34 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2017, 07:42:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 13, 2017, 07:40:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 13, 2017, 06:22:20 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/12/bell-ringer-rescued-worcester-cathedral-tower-got-trapped-ropes/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/12/bell-ringer-rescued-worcester-cathedral-tower-got-trapped-ropes/)
I do hope he's been tolled off
After he was pealed off the floor.
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2017, 08:12:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 13, 2017, 10:39:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2017, 09:44:30 AM
Valentines Day meal, Apey stylee....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4217726/Would-lover-meal-POUNDLAND.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4217726/Would-lover-meal-POUNDLAND.html)

 whistle:
a whole pound?

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2017, 12:25:03 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746)

Calls included men with their bollocks trapped in a TOASTER???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

The mind boggles, it almost sounds like the kind of thing Nick would have a story about.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2017, 05:27:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2017, 12:25:03 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746)

Calls included men with their bollocks trapped in a TOASTER???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

The mind boggles, it almost sounds like the kind of thing Nick would have a story about.  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2017, 08:57:49 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2017, 10:00:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2017, 05:27:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2017, 12:25:03 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746)

Calls included men with their bollocks trapped in a TOASTER???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

The mind boggles, it almost sounds like the kind of thing Nick would have a story about.  noooo:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2017, 12:06:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 14, 2017, 10:00:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2017, 05:27:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2017, 12:25:03 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746)

Calls included men with their bollocks trapped in a TOASTER???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

The mind boggles, it almost sounds like the kind of thing Nick would have a story about.  noooo:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

I don't know why the called the fire brigade for that one, plug it in and switch it on and I guarantee that the stupid bugger would get his tackle out PDQ.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2017, 12:44:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2017, 12:06:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 14, 2017, 10:00:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2017, 05:27:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2017, 12:25:03 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746)

Calls included men with their bollocks trapped in a TOASTER???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

The mind boggles, it almost sounds like the kind of thing Nick would have a story about.  noooo:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

I don't know why the called the fire brigade for that one, plug it in and switch it on and I guarantee that the stupid bugger would get his tackle out PDQ.  noooo:

Never seen a toaster big enough.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2017, 02:42:50 PM
You've never seen a toaster full stop Mr Darwin sir, you man deals with all that for you..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2017, 02:44:16 PM
Including electrocuting his own bollocks at Mr Darwin's command?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2017, 03:50:31 PM
I always thought you roasted nuts on an open fire ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2017, 07:43:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 14, 2017, 03:50:31 PM
I always thought you roasted nuts on an open fire ......... rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2017, 08:17:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2017, 02:42:50 PM
You've never seen a toaster full stop Mr Darwin sir, you man deals with all that for you..  whistle:
noooo: Cook looks after the toaster. That is womens work.


Quote from: apc2010 on February 14, 2017, 03:50:31 PM
I always thought you roasted nuts on an open fire ......... rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2017, 08:24:42 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2017, 08:17:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2017, 02:42:50 PM
You've never seen a toaster full stop Mr Darwin sir, you man deals with all that for you..  whistle:
noooo: Cook looks after the toaster. That is womens work.

Cook? I'd have thought a landed member of the Berkshire gentry would have a Michellin starred chef in their employ...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2017, 09:57:45 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2017, 08:17:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2017, 02:42:50 PM
You've never seen a toaster full stop Mr Darwin sir, you man deals with all that for you..  whistle:
noooo: Cook looks after the toaster. That is womens work.


Quote from: apc2010 on February 14, 2017, 03:50:31 PM
I always thought you roasted nuts on an open fire ......... rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:

You have a man just to toast ......... rubschin:



(old bacon slicer joke .. redface:  )
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2017, 06:23:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4239608/NATO-air-base-Germany-receives-false-alert.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4239608/NATO-air-base-Germany-receives-false-alert.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 19, 2017, 07:03:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2017, 06:23:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4239608/NATO-air-base-Germany-receives-false-alert.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4239608/NATO-air-base-Germany-receives-false-alert.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

That Donald with his klutz fingers eh?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2017, 08:07:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 19, 2017, 07:03:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2017, 06:23:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4239608/NATO-air-base-Germany-receives-false-alert.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4239608/NATO-air-base-Germany-receives-false-alert.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

That Donald with his klutz fingers eh?

(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a3047724074_16.jpg)
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2017, 11:52:48 AM
A loser called Nick (no not our Nick)

Man marks his ex-girlfriend's apology letter and sends it back to her

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39025091/man-marks-his-ex-girlfriends-apology-letter-and-sends-it-back-to-her (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39025091/man-marks-his-ex-girlfriends-apology-letter-and-sends-it-back-to-her)

How lucky for him that socks are so cheap nowadays, he may need a lifetime's supply of single socks
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2017, 12:37:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 20, 2017, 11:52:48 AM
A loser called Nick (no not our Nick)

Man marks his ex-girlfriend's apology letter and sends it back to her

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39025091/man-marks-his-ex-girlfriends-apology-letter-and-sends-it-back-to-her (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39025091/man-marks-his-ex-girlfriends-apology-letter-and-sends-it-back-to-her)

How lucky for him that socks are so cheap nowadays, he may need a lifetime's supply of single socks
How very Retro.
She should have stayed modern and texted "UR DMPED"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2017, 01:31:19 PM
He wasn't phased? Bollocks he wasn't...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4244718/Builder-fires-inch-half-nail-CROTCH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4244718/Builder-fires-inch-half-nail-CROTCH.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2017, 01:35:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2017, 01:31:19 PM
He wasn't phased? Bollocks he wasn't...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4244718/Builder-fires-inch-half-nail-CROTCH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4244718/Builder-fires-inch-half-nail-CROTCH.html)

NC.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2017, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2017, 01:31:19 PM
He wasn't phased? Bollocks he wasn't...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4244718/Builder-fires-inch-half-nail-CROTCH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4244718/Builder-fires-inch-half-nail-CROTCH.html)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frs276.pbsrc.com%2Falbums%2Fkk5%2Fteamcallo%2FSmiley%2520faces%2F36_20_21.gif%7Ec200&hash=aa988638816599bddcbfe6735aef2336555666e9)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2017, 01:40:19 PM
Maybe the berk should talk to this guy...  eeek:

Iron crotch kung fu? How the hell do you discover you have this skill and why the hell would you want to develop it...  Shocked:

Quote
Master Wei says that Iron Crotch Kung Fu was previously an exclusive family practice, but he now wants it to be more 'popular and accepted by the public'

I can see it now "Hey kids, let's go see some eejit have his nuts crushed with a battering ram"  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F02%2F21%2F01%2F3D77EEB900000578-0-image-a-8_1487640260321.jpg&hash=1eac44b5b47dc4f7aa8f33eb5350191d577485d4)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4244002/Meet-man-Iron-Crotch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4244002/Meet-man-Iron-Crotch.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2017, 01:51:02 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2017, 05:06:01 PM
Body modification my arse, this is clearly a case of self harm and not her first one either so why isn't she under section.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4251982/Woman-chops-little-finger-wants-to.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4251982/Woman-chops-little-finger-wants-to.html)

Anyone want to give odds on Baldymort not clicking...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2017, 08:24:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2017, 05:06:01 PM
Body modification my arse, this is clearly a case of self harm and not her first one either so why isn't she under section.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4251982/Woman-chops-little-finger-wants-to.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4251982/Woman-chops-little-finger-wants-to.html)

Anyone want to give odds on Baldymort not clicking...  whistle:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2017, 11:30:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2017, 08:24:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2017, 05:06:01 PM
Body modification my arse, this is clearly a case of self harm and not her first one either so why isn't she under section.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4251982/Woman-chops-little-finger-wants-to.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4251982/Woman-chops-little-finger-wants-to.html)

Anyone want to give odds on Baldymort not clicking...  whistle:

 :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

We are the 'Don't Click That' elite
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2017, 09:48:36 AM
Mother-of-three is rushed to A&E after a 'botched' at-home filler treatment leaves her with lips like 'raw sausages' (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4198934/Lip-filler-leaves-mum-lips-like-raw-sausages.html)

happy001


(https://s22.postimg.org/gnrmvaa4d/3_CEB0_EE300000578_4198934_image_a_42_148646201174.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/gnrmvaa4d/)

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2017, 09:55:07 AM
Quote
inject her lips in the hope of improving her pout.

She's not even French!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2017, 10:16:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 24, 2017, 09:48:36 AM
Mother-of-three is rushed to A&E after a 'botched' at-home filler treatment leaves her with lips like 'raw sausages' (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4198934/Lip-filler-leaves-mum-lips-like-raw-sausages.html)

happy001


(https://s22.postimg.org/gnrmvaa4d/3_CEB0_EE300000578_4198934_image_a_42_148646201174.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/gnrmvaa4d/)

happy002

And they wonder why the NHS is struggling

The phrase 'shoot the cow, it's cheaper' came to mind
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2017, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 24, 2017, 10:16:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 24, 2017, 09:48:36 AM
Mother-of-three is rushed to A&E after a 'botched' at-home filler treatment leaves her with lips like 'raw sausages' (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4198934/Lip-filler-leaves-mum-lips-like-raw-sausages.html)

happy001


(https://s22.postimg.org/gnrmvaa4d/3_CEB0_EE300000578_4198934_image_a_42_148646201174.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/gnrmvaa4d/)

happy002

And they wonder why the NHS is struggling

The phrase 'shoot the cow, it's cheaper' came to mind



 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2017, 12:58:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 24, 2017, 10:16:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 24, 2017, 09:48:36 AM
Mother-of-three is rushed to A&E after a 'botched' at-home filler treatment leaves her with lips like 'raw sausages' (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4198934/Lip-filler-leaves-mum-lips-like-raw-sausages.html)

happy001


(https://s22.postimg.org/gnrmvaa4d/3_CEB0_EE300000578_4198934_image_a_42_148646201174.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/gnrmvaa4d/)

happy002

And they wonder why the NHS is struggling

The phrase 'shoot the cow, it's cheaper' came to mind

I've believed for a while now that certain treatments should be charged for by the NHS. Stupid crap like this and binge drinking chavvy morons who end up with broken limbs etc after getting tanked up on 20 pints of wifebeater and a couple of cheap bottles of spirits before deciding to climb up something dangerous come to mind (the second has happened enough times in Newquay over the years) are high on that list.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2017, 09:50:38 PM
Performance artist? Personally I'd say pretentious arsehole but each to their own.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4259852/Artist-Abraham-Poincheval-entombs-boulder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4259852/Artist-Abraham-Poincheval-entombs-boulder.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2017, 09:52:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2017, 09:50:38 PM
Performance artist? Personally I'd say pretentious arsehole but each to their own.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4259852/Artist-Abraham-Poincheval-entombs-boulder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4259852/Artist-Abraham-Poincheval-entombs-boulder.html)

WTF ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2017, 09:56:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 25, 2017, 09:52:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2017, 09:50:38 PM
Performance artist? Personally I'd say pretentious arsehole but each to their own.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4259852/Artist-Abraham-Poincheval-entombs-boulder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4259852/Artist-Abraham-Poincheval-entombs-boulder.html)

WTF ........ noooo:
WTF2   noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2017, 07:49:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2017, 09:56:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 25, 2017, 09:52:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2017, 09:50:38 PM
Performance artist? Personally I'd say pretentious arsehole but each to their own.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4259852/Artist-Abraham-Poincheval-entombs-boulder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4259852/Artist-Abraham-Poincheval-entombs-boulder.html)

WTF ........ noooo:
WTF2   noooo: noooo:

WTF3  noooo:

Do us a favour and leave the daft twat in there please...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2017, 10:24:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2017, 07:49:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2017, 09:56:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 25, 2017, 09:52:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2017, 09:50:38 PM
Performance artist? Personally I'd say pretentious arsehole but each to their own.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4259852/Artist-Abraham-Poincheval-entombs-boulder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4259852/Artist-Abraham-Poincheval-entombs-boulder.html)

WTF ........ noooo:
WTF2   noooo: noooo:

WTF3  noooo:

Do us a favour and leave the daft twat in there please...  Thumbs:

A couple of buckets of cement.....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2017, 07:11:56 PM
20 years?  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/it-is-20-years-since-the-most-irritating-noise-on-the-planet-was-created-6475627/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/it-is-20-years-since-the-most-irritating-noise-on-the-planet-was-created-6475627/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2017, 07:50:47 PM
Think I've found another member of the Nick and Baldymort family...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/man-sets-sail-using-ipad-for-navigation-crashes-into-ferry-when-wifi-disappears-6476018/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/man-sets-sail-using-ipad-for-navigation-crashes-into-ferry-when-wifi-disappears-6476018/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2017, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2017, 07:50:47 PM
Think I've found another member of the Nick and Baldymort family...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/man-sets-sail-using-ipad-for-navigation-crashes-into-ferry-when-wifi-disappears-6476018/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/man-sets-sail-using-ipad-for-navigation-crashes-into-ferry-when-wifi-disappears-6476018/)
happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2017, 08:37:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2017, 07:11:56 PM
20 years?  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/it-is-20-years-since-the-most-irritating-noise-on-the-planet-was-created-6475627/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/it-is-20-years-since-the-most-irritating-noise-on-the-planet-was-created-6475627/)

NFCT...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2017, 08:37:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2017, 07:50:47 PM
Think I've found another member of the Nick and Baldymort family...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/man-sets-sail-using-ipad-for-navigation-crashes-into-ferry-when-wifi-disappears-6476018/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/man-sets-sail-using-ipad-for-navigation-crashes-into-ferry-when-wifi-disappears-6476018/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2017, 08:20:06 PM
WTF?  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4274396/Man-spends-50-000-transform-genderless-ALIEN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4274396/Man-spends-50-000-transform-genderless-ALIEN.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2017, 08:27:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2017, 08:20:06 PM
WTF?  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4274396/Man-spends-50-000-transform-genderless-ALIEN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4274396/Man-spends-50-000-transform-genderless-ALIEN.html)

Holy fuck...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2017, 11:48:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2017, 08:27:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2017, 08:20:06 PM
WTF?  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4274396/Man-spends-50-000-transform-genderless-ALIEN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4274396/Man-spends-50-000-transform-genderless-ALIEN.html)

Holy fuck...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

But if he goes ahead with the next stage surely he'll soon be in the Darwin thread

Any surgeon that takes this nutter's money for this crap should be shot imho
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2017, 10:44:33 PM
Another complete bleedin' nutjob performance artist...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278492/Naked-artist-gets-bath-GLASS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278492/Naked-artist-gets-bath-GLASS.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2017, 10:57:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2017, 10:44:33 PM
Another complete bleedin' nutjob performance artist...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278492/Naked-artist-gets-bath-GLASS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278492/Naked-artist-gets-bath-GLASS.html)
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2017, 10:58:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 03, 2017, 10:57:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2017, 10:44:33 PM
Another complete bleedin' nutjob performance artist...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278492/Naked-artist-gets-bath-GLASS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278492/Naked-artist-gets-bath-GLASS.html)
noooo: noooo:

Would it have been wrong to be in the audience with a couple of six packs throwing full cans on the glass while he was still buried?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2017, 11:04:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2017, 10:58:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 03, 2017, 10:57:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2017, 10:44:33 PM
Another complete bleedin' nutjob performance artist...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278492/Naked-artist-gets-bath-GLASS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278492/Naked-artist-gets-bath-GLASS.html)
noooo: noooo:

Would it have been wrong to be in the audience with a couple of six packs throwing full cans on the glass while he was still buried?  rubschin:
You could just put the ? after audience.  And the answer would be yes
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2017, 11:21:00 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 03, 2017, 11:04:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2017, 10:58:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 03, 2017, 10:57:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2017, 10:44:33 PM
Another complete bleedin' nutjob performance artist...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278492/Naked-artist-gets-bath-GLASS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278492/Naked-artist-gets-bath-GLASS.html)
noooo: noooo:

Would it have been wrong to be in the audience with a couple of six packs throwing full cans on the glass while he was still buried?  rubschin:
You could just put the ? after audience.  And the answer would be yes

True but I think it would have been at least a little amusing to scare the wits (such as they are) out of this eejit while he was buried...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2017, 07:15:52 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4281490/Farmer-sprayed-five-tons-manure-court-evicted.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4281490/Farmer-sprayed-five-tons-manure-court-evicted.html)



Darwin........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2017, 08:10:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 04, 2017, 07:15:52 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4281490/Farmer-sprayed-five-tons-manure-court-evicted.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4281490/Farmer-sprayed-five-tons-manure-court-evicted.html)



Darwin........ rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2017, 01:10:14 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2017, 08:10:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 04, 2017, 07:15:52 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4281490/Farmer-sprayed-five-tons-manure-court-evicted.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4281490/Farmer-sprayed-five-tons-manure-court-evicted.html)



Darwin........ rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:
angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2017, 11:58:05 AM

(https://s4.postimg.org/ozyqfci89/crisps.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ozyqfci89/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2017, 12:06:32 PM
Nick holidays album......... rubschin:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4283256/Hair-raising-capture-travel-scenarios-gone-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4283256/Hair-raising-capture-travel-scenarios-gone-wrong.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2017, 12:21:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 05, 2017, 12:06:32 PM
Nick holidays album......... rubschin:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4283256/Hair-raising-capture-travel-scenarios-gone-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4283256/Hair-raising-capture-travel-scenarios-gone-wrong.html)

I don't think they are calamitous enough to be from Nick...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 05, 2017, 01:31:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 05, 2017, 11:58:05 AM

(https://s4.postimg.org/ozyqfci89/crisps.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ozyqfci89/)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 05, 2017, 01:32:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2017, 12:21:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 05, 2017, 12:06:32 PM
Nick holidays album......... rubschin:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4283256/Hair-raising-capture-travel-scenarios-gone-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4283256/Hair-raising-capture-travel-scenarios-gone-wrong.html)

I don't think they are calamitous enough to be from Nick...  noooo:
Nod's?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2017, 02:32:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2017, 01:10:14 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2017, 08:10:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 04, 2017, 07:15:52 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4281490/Farmer-sprayed-five-tons-manure-court-evicted.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4281490/Farmer-sprayed-five-tons-manure-court-evicted.html)



Darwin........ rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:
angel1


http://nicerdays.org/farmer-sprays-poop/ (http://nicerdays.org/farmer-sprays-poop/)


 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2017, 02:37:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2017, 12:21:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 05, 2017, 12:06:32 PM
Nick holidays album......... rubschin:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4283256/Hair-raising-capture-travel-scenarios-gone-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4283256/Hair-raising-capture-travel-scenarios-gone-wrong.html)

I don't think they are calamitous enough to be from Nick...  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2017, 04:33:57 AM
I can see Apey having a field day with this one...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/man-dies-after-his-massive-porn-magazine-collection-falls-on-him-6486367/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/man-dies-after-his-massive-porn-magazine-collection-falls-on-him-6486367/)

TMJ  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2017, 10:05:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2017, 04:33:57 AM
I can see Apey having a field day with this one...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/man-dies-after-his-massive-porn-magazine-collection-falls-on-him-6486367/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/man-dies-after-his-massive-porn-magazine-collection-falls-on-him-6486367/)

TMJ  noooo:

"But strangely he said the man’s eyes had popped out"

 lol: lol: lol:

Should this be in the Darwin Awards thread?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2017, 10:12:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 06, 2017, 10:05:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2017, 04:33:57 AM
I can see Apey having a field day with this one...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/man-dies-after-his-massive-porn-magazine-collection-falls-on-him-6486367/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/man-dies-after-his-massive-porn-magazine-collection-falls-on-him-6486367/)

TMJ  noooo:

"But strangely he said the man’s eyes had popped out"

 lol: lol: lol:

Should this be in the Darwin Awards thread?

Six months!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 06, 2017, 12:00:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 06, 2017, 10:12:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 06, 2017, 10:05:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2017, 04:33:57 AM
I can see Apey having a field day with this one...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/man-dies-after-his-massive-porn-magazine-collection-falls-on-him-6486367/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/man-dies-after-his-massive-porn-magazine-collection-falls-on-him-6486367/)

TMJ  noooo:

"But strangely he said the man’s eyes had popped out"

 lol: lol: lol:

Should this be in the Darwin Awards thread?

Six months!  sick2:

It's a shame that it isn't true.

Started by the Daily Mail (natch) and picked up by lazy hacks.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2017, 03:04:47 PM
They want to set up a bald men's olympic tournament......?  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-japan-baldmen-idUKKBN1612OX (http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-japan-baldmen-idUKKBN1612OX)

Go team Cyprus...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2017, 03:27:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2017, 03:04:47 PM
They want to set up a bald men's olympic tournament......?  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-japan-baldmen-idUKKBN1612OX (http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-japan-baldmen-idUKKBN1612OX)

Go team Cyprus...  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2017, 07:00:03 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 06, 2017, 12:00:31 PM
It's a shame that it isn't true.

Started by the Daily Mail (natch) and picked up by lazy hacks.
Any more details?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 06, 2017, 07:07:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 06, 2017, 07:00:03 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 06, 2017, 12:00:31 PM
It's a shame that it isn't true.

Started by the Daily Mail (natch) and picked up by lazy hacks.
Any more details?

http://gizmodo.com/that-viral-story-about-a-japanese-man-crushed-to-death-1792986533 (http://gizmodo.com/that-viral-story-about-a-japanese-man-crushed-to-death-1792986533)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2017, 07:20:02 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 06, 2017, 07:07:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 06, 2017, 07:00:03 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 06, 2017, 12:00:31 PM
It's a shame that it isn't true.

Started by the Daily Mail (natch) and picked up by lazy hacks.
Any more details?

http://gizmodo.com/that-viral-story-about-a-japanese-man-crushed-to-death-1792986533 (http://gizmodo.com/that-viral-story-about-a-japanese-man-crushed-to-death-1792986533)
:thumbsup: cheers Uncle
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2017, 07:20:31 PM
I would prefer to die under half a ton of real women.
















NOte to self: Join Weightwatchers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2017, 08:31:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 06, 2017, 07:20:31 PM
I would prefer to die under half a ton of real woman.



Your wish is our command....  eveilgrin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F03%2F09%2F21%2F320A671100000578-3484290-image-m-4_1457557713135.jpg&hash=d6441fe22d35313a22208e48e68bac2f93cb523f)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2017, 08:33:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 06, 2017, 03:27:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2017, 03:04:47 PM
They want to set up a bald men's olympic tournament......?  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-japan-baldmen-idUKKBN1612OX (http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-japan-baldmen-idUKKBN1612OX)

Go team Cyprus...  whistle:


 evil:

What? I figured that Baldy would love the chance to hit the Tokyo red light district represent Cyprus.  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2017, 08:37:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2017, 08:31:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 06, 2017, 07:20:31 PM
I would prefer to die under half a ton of real woman.



Your wish is our command....  eveilgrin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F03%2F09%2F21%2F320A671100000578-3484290-image-m-4_1457557713135.jpg&hash=d6441fe22d35313a22208e48e68bac2f93cb523f)

OMFG!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FTeamfortressUnsee_zpstrxurzn9.gif&hash=1b00003670472d9957012e04aa3aff9848c01fce) (http://s96.photobucket.com/user/markfrank19/media/TeamfortressUnsee_zpstrxurzn9.gif.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2017, 08:46:35 PM
 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

That's so beyond 'would you ever find the right crease' territory
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2017, 08:49:18 PM
Looks like I may end up beating Berek's old record for how many members can be traumatized by a single picture...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2017, 08:56:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2017, 08:49:18 PM
Looks like I may end up beating Berek's old record for how many members can be traumatized by a single picture...  eveilgrin:
where is Berek now?

Maybe what is Berek now might be more to the point.  I hate to think what he got up to here.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2017, 09:13:48 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39172314 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39172314) :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2017, 09:59:28 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 07, 2017, 09:13:48 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39172314 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39172314) :thumbsup:
noooo:  What a pratski
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2017, 01:41:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2017, 09:59:28 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 07, 2017, 09:13:48 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39172314 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39172314) :thumbsup:
noooo:  What a pratski

Football thugs beating the crap out of one another in a vaguely controlled environment with no collateral damage or bystanders being hurt? This sounds like the subtle hand of Comrade Darwinski...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2017, 10:04:53 PM
Lawyer liar pants on fire....?  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39223150 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39223150)

TMJ's  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 05:56:15 PM
https://www.indy100.com/article/bbc-interview-wrong-south-korea-kids-funny-viral-park-geun-hye-7622421 (https://www.indy100.com/article/bbc-interview-wrong-south-korea-kids-funny-viral-park-geun-hye-7622421)    razz: razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2017, 03:02:26 PM
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/15144521.Fisherman_banned_after_pooing_by_peg/?ref=mr&lp=12 (http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/15144521.Fisherman_banned_after_pooing_by_peg/?ref=mr&lp=12)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2017, 11:03:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 11, 2017, 03:02:26 PM
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/15144521.Fisherman_banned_after_pooing_by_peg/?ref=mr&lp=12 (http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/15144521.Fisherman_banned_after_pooing_by_peg/?ref=mr&lp=12)

He was probably desparate for a carp.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2017, 12:47:53 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2017, 11:03:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 11, 2017, 03:02:26 PM
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/15144521.Fisherman_banned_after_pooing_by_peg/?ref=mr&lp=12 (http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/15144521.Fisherman_banned_after_pooing_by_peg/?ref=mr&lp=12)

He was probably desparate for a carp.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2017, 07:17:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2017, 12:47:53 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2017, 11:03:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 11, 2017, 03:02:26 PM
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/15144521.Fisherman_banned_after_pooing_by_peg/?ref=mr&lp=12 (http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/15144521.Fisherman_banned_after_pooing_by_peg/?ref=mr&lp=12)

He was probably desparate for a carp.
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2017, 08:36:27 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4306030/Italian-sex-acts-model-sets-sights-bionic-penis-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4306030/Italian-sex-acts-model-sets-sights-bionic-penis-man.html)

Too many jokes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2017, 08:37:26 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask just how she discovered this 'talent'  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4305716/Woman-opens-champagne-bottle-BOTTOM.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4305716/Woman-opens-champagne-bottle-BOTTOM.html)

This one is all yours Apey...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2017, 08:57:24 PM
  eeek:  and   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2017, 09:06:04 PM
I'm pretty sure that the world wasn't this bloody strange when I was a kid...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2017, 09:07:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2017, 09:06:04 PM
I'm pretty sure that the world wasn't this bloody strange when I was a kid...  noooo:
So we can blame you then?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2017, 03:03:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2017, 09:07:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2017, 09:06:04 PM
I'm pretty sure that the world wasn't this bloody strange when I was a kid...  noooo:
So we can blame you then?

Personally I'm blaming you older buggers as you were running things long before I would have been old enough to mess anything up myself.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2017, 03:04:22 AM
Please tell me that (a)she physically booted the arse off stage and (b)that someone filmed it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4305720/Bob-Geldof-booted-stage-corporate-gig-for.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4305720/Bob-Geldof-booted-stage-corporate-gig-for.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2017, 05:27:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2017, 03:04:22 AM
Please tell me that (a)she physically booted the arse off stage and (b)that someone filmed it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4305720/Bob-Geldof-booted-stage-corporate-gig-for.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4305720/Bob-Geldof-booted-stage-corporate-gig-for.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

Bonkers...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2017, 10:54:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2017, 03:03:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2017, 09:07:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2017, 09:06:04 PM
I'm pretty sure that the world wasn't this bloody strange when I was a kid...  noooo:
So we can blame you then?

Personally I'm blaming you older buggers as you were running things long before I would have been old enough to mess anything up myself.  whistle:

 noooo: "we were running things"?   happy001

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2017, 12:54:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 13, 2017, 10:54:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2017, 03:03:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2017, 09:07:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2017, 09:06:04 PM
I'm pretty sure that the world wasn't this bloody strange when I was a kid...  noooo:
So we can blame you then?

Personally I'm blaming you older buggers as you were running things long before I would have been old enough to mess anything up myself.  whistle:

 noooo: "we were running things"?   happy001

Exactly  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2017, 08:38:49 PM
Angelina Jolie, Professor of Women, Peace and Security at LSE???

Bm have you been adding alcohol to the drinks in here...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4312268/Angelina-Jolie-gives-lecture-London-School-Economics.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4312268/Angelina-Jolie-gives-lecture-London-School-Economics.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2017, 08:40:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2017, 08:38:49 PM
Angelina Jolie, Professor of Women, Peace and Security at LSE???

Bm have you been adding alcohol to the drinks in here...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4312268/Angelina-Jolie-gives-lecture-London-School-Economics.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4312268/Angelina-Jolie-gives-lecture-London-School-Economics.html)

 eeek:

Not in the ones I give you lot....  noooo:

Unless I mixed them up...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2017, 09:36:25 PM
Does that mean it was up shit creek....?  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4315622/Drunk-man-stuck-two-live-fish-anus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4315622/Drunk-man-stuck-two-live-fish-anus.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2017, 02:55:32 PM
BM.......... rubschin:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4320764/Hilarious-pictures-capture-biggest-cooking-fails.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4320764/Hilarious-pictures-capture-biggest-cooking-fails.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2017, 02:59:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2017, 02:55:32 PM
BM.......... rubschin:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4320764/Hilarious-pictures-capture-biggest-cooking-fails.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4320764/Hilarious-pictures-capture-biggest-cooking-fails.html)

Welcome to my werld...  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2017, 05:08:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2017, 02:59:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2017, 02:55:32 PM
BM.......... rubschin:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4320764/Hilarious-pictures-capture-biggest-cooking-fails.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4320764/Hilarious-pictures-capture-biggest-cooking-fails.html)

Welcome to my werld...  sad24:
Oh I think you are far from  tunble: on that count  redface: .   It's amazing how much mess somethings make when they explode in the microwave.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2017, 05:10:26 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2017, 05:14:09 PM
It's always more  redface: when you do it for a second time.  Tesco value spuds in brine explode if you microwave them.  So just how stupid was it for me to think "well lightning couldn't strike twice could it"?

Mrs K got the door to blow open on the microwave when over warming some wine.  That went everywhere too
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2017, 06:28:59 AM
http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/horror-as-passenger-jet-narrowly-misses-the-moon/ (http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/horror-as-passenger-jet-narrowly-misses-the-moon/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2017, 06:30:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 18, 2017, 06:28:59 AM
http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/horror-as-passenger-jet-narrowly-misses-the-moon/ (http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/horror-as-passenger-jet-narrowly-misses-the-moon/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2017, 09:06:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2017, 06:30:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 18, 2017, 06:28:59 AM
http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/horror-as-passenger-jet-narrowly-misses-the-moon/ (http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/horror-as-passenger-jet-narrowly-misses-the-moon/)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 18, 2017, 09:16:19 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2017, 09:06:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2017, 06:30:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 18, 2017, 06:28:59 AM
http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/horror-as-passenger-jet-narrowly-misses-the-moon/ (http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/horror-as-passenger-jet-narrowly-misses-the-moon/)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2017, 04:35:59 PM
Traditional? WTF?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4326372/Tilda-Swinton-s-ex-partner-child-incest-relationship.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4326372/Tilda-Swinton-s-ex-partner-child-incest-relationship.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2017, 04:49:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2017, 04:35:59 PM
Traditional? WTF?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4326372/Tilda-Swinton-s-ex-partner-child-incest-relationship.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4326372/Tilda-Swinton-s-ex-partner-child-incest-relationship.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 18, 2017, 04:53:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2017, 04:49:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2017, 04:35:59 PM
Traditional? WTF?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4326372/Tilda-Swinton-s-ex-partner-child-incest-relationship.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4326372/Tilda-Swinton-s-ex-partner-child-incest-relationship.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2017, 05:05:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 18, 2017, 04:53:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2017, 04:49:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2017, 04:35:59 PM
Traditional? WTF?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4326372/Tilda-Swinton-s-ex-partner-child-incest-relationship.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4326372/Tilda-Swinton-s-ex-partner-child-incest-relationship.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

I saw that ....... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2017, 09:51:01 PM
WTF? The council funds the cornish language to the tune of £150k a year, how the hell can someone say that the government is not putting money towards developing it.  Banghead

Given the state of things down here that money could be put to much better use in other departments.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4329372/Euro-mandarins-tell-English-stop-oppressing-CORNISH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4329372/Euro-mandarins-tell-English-stop-oppressing-CORNISH.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 19, 2017, 10:06:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2017, 09:51:01 PM
WTF? The council funds the cornish language to the tune of £150k a year, how the hell can someone say that the government is not putting money towards developing it.  Banghead

Given the state of things down here that money could be put to much better use in other departments.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4329372/Euro-mandarins-tell-English-stop-oppressing-CORNISH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4329372/Euro-mandarins-tell-English-stop-oppressing-CORNISH.html)
Explanation:  it's just more Daily Misery made up crap
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2017, 05:57:47 AM
BM's first car, back when he was just old enough to drive. He even forked out for a personalised numberplate...  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/19/used-peugeot-goes-on-sale-for-500000-this-one-is-pretty-special-6519393/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/19/used-peugeot-goes-on-sale-for-500000-this-one-is-pretty-special-6519393/#mv-b)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2017, 06:26:41 AM
Looks like the Panjero after LL has driven it noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2017, 07:21:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2017, 05:57:47 AM
BM's first car, back when he was just old enough to drive. He even forked out for a personalised numberplate...  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/19/used-peugeot-goes-on-sale-for-500000-this-one-is-pretty-special-6519393/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/19/used-peugeot-goes-on-sale-for-500000-this-one-is-pretty-special-6519393/#mv-b)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2017, 08:17:37 AM
Martin McGuinness Dead (https://order-order.com/2017/03/21/martin-mcguinness-dead/)

Good!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2017, 09:45:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2017, 08:17:37 AM
Martin McGuinness Dead (https://order-order.com/2017/03/21/martin-mcguinness-dead/)

Good!

Obviously Polonium takes longer to absorb in stout than in tea.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2017, 09:54:35 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2017, 09:45:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2017, 08:17:37 AM
Martin McGuinness Dead (https://order-order.com/2017/03/21/martin-mcguinness-dead/)

Good!

Obviously Polonium takes longer to absorb in stout than in tea.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2017, 12:38:21 PM
I was going to say that it was a pity it wasn't from a bullet rather than natural causes but from what I can remember Amyloidosis is an extremely painful way to go, it isn't much but at least his victims can know the bastard suffered at the end.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2017, 12:55:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2017, 12:38:21 PM
I was going to say that it was a pity it wasn't from a bullet rather than natural causes but from what I can remember Amyloidosis is an extremely painful way to go, it isn't much but at least his victims can know the bastard suffered at the end.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2017, 09:31:43 PM
John Humphries isn't the only one who is stunned by Blair's comment. Draw inspiration from McGuiness?  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/781870/Tony-Blair-Martin-McGuinness-Britain-inspiration-Radio-4-John-Humphrys (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/781870/Tony-Blair-Martin-McGuinness-Britain-inspiration-Radio-4-John-Humphrys)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2017, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2017, 08:17:37 AM
Martin McGuinness Dead (https://order-order.com/2017/03/21/martin-mcguinness-dead/)

Good!

i JUST WISHED HE DIED ON pADDY'S DAY THEN IT WOULD BE tmjS.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2017, 04:39:55 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 21, 2017, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2017, 08:17:37 AM
Martin McGuinness Dead (https://order-order.com/2017/03/21/martin-mcguinness-dead/)

Good!

i JUST WISHED HE DIED ON pADDY'S DAY THEN IT WOULD BE tmjS.... Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2017, 04:45:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2017, 09:31:43 PM
John Humphries isn't the only one who is stunned by Blair's comment. Draw inspiration from McGuiness?  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/781870/Tony-Blair-Martin-McGuinness-Britain-inspiration-Radio-4-John-Humphrys (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/781870/Tony-Blair-Martin-McGuinness-Britain-inspiration-Radio-4-John-Humphrys)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 22, 2017, 09:43:53 AM
Good riddance
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2017, 09:53:17 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 22, 2017, 09:43:53 AM
Good riddance

Remarkably restrained TMR...?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 22, 2017, 12:48:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 22, 2017, 09:53:17 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 22, 2017, 09:43:53 AM
Good riddance

Remarkably restrained TMR...?  eeek:
I hope Sefton fucks him up the arse for eternity.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2017, 12:50:38 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 22, 2017, 12:48:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 22, 2017, 09:53:17 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 22, 2017, 09:43:53 AM
Good riddance

Remarkably restrained TMR...?  eeek:
I hope Sefton fucks him up the arse for eternity.
:thumbsup:
That's our TMR  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2017, 01:49:03 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 22, 2017, 12:48:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 22, 2017, 09:53:17 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 22, 2017, 09:43:53 AM
Good riddance

Remarkably restrained TMR...?  eeek:
I hope Sefton fucks him up the arse for eternity.

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2017, 04:09:47 PM
Not bad, 36 out of 50 and I still have 8 years to go...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4338410/The-things-reach-50.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4338410/The-things-reach-50.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2017, 04:26:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2017, 04:09:47 PM
Not bad, 36 out of 50 and I still have 8 years to go...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4338410/The-things-reach-50.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4338410/The-things-reach-50.html)

What utter bollox... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2017, 04:49:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2017, 04:26:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2017, 04:09:47 PM
Not bad, 36 out of 50 and I still have 8 years to go...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4338410/The-things-reach-50.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4338410/The-things-reach-50.html)

What utter bollox... ::)
Quite, I could add a 51st:  Realise that the Daily Mail is full of shit
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2017, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 23, 2017, 04:49:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2017, 04:26:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2017, 04:09:47 PM
Not bad, 36 out of 50 and I still have 8 years to go...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4338410/The-things-reach-50.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4338410/The-things-reach-50.html)

What utter bollox... ::)
Quite, I could add a 51st:  Realise that the Daily Mail is full of shit

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2017, 07:18:26 PM
Okay, why not start a VP 50 things to do before you are 50 list...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2017, 08:13:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2017, 07:18:26 PM
Okay, why not start a VP 50 things to do before you are 50 list...  rubschin:
evil:
Thanks a lot. I can barely remember anything I did do before I was 50.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2017, 10:44:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2017, 07:18:26 PM
Okay, why not start a VP 50 things to do before you are 50 list...  rubschin:
#1 get yourself permanently banned from an internet forum?  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2017, 05:21:56 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2017, 08:13:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2017, 07:18:26 PM
Okay, why not start a VP 50 things to do before you are 50 list...  rubschin:
evil:
Thanks a lot. I can barely remember anything I did do before I was 50.

There was that trip on The Titanic...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2017, 09:14:10 AM
We could have a biggest regrets for things you did or did not do before you were 50  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2017, 09:31:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2017, 05:21:56 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2017, 08:13:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2017, 07:18:26 PM
Okay, why not start a VP 50 things to do before you are 50 list...  rubschin:
evil:
Thanks a lot. I can barely remember anything I did do before I was 50.

There was that trip on The Titanic...  Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:

After he got that VC for the Boer war?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2017, 09:33:54 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2017, 09:14:10 AM
We could have a biggest regrets for things you did or did not do before you were 50  rubschin:
No regrets for didn't do

A few things I'm ashamed of.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2017, 09:34:20 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2017, 09:14:10 AM
We could have a biggest regrets for things you did or did not do before you were 50  rubschin:

BM would need up upgrade the server storage just for your list Nick...  noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2017, 09:40:37 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2017, 02:48:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 24, 2017, 09:31:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2017, 05:21:56 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2017, 08:13:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2017, 07:18:26 PM
Okay, why not start a VP 50 things to do before you are 50 list...  rubschin:
evil:
Thanks a lot. I can barely remember anything I did do before I was 50.

There was that trip on The Titanic...  Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:

After he got that VC for the Boer war?
evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2017, 02:52:17 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2017, 02:48:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 24, 2017, 09:31:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2017, 05:21:56 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2017, 08:13:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2017, 07:18:26 PM
Okay, why not start a VP 50 things to do before you are 50 list...  rubschin:
evil:
Thanks a lot. I can barely remember anything I did do before I was 50.

There was that trip on The Titanic...  Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:

After he got that VC for the Boer war?
evil:
redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2017, 07:07:46 PM
And he wants to get back in the ring? Even for Apey that is TMJ   noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4346264/Matadors-anus-completely-destroyed-gives-thumbs-up.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4346264/Matadors-anus-completely-destroyed-gives-thumbs-up.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2017, 07:59:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2017, 07:07:46 PM
And he wants to get back in the ring? Even for Apey that is TMJ   noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4346264/Matadors-anus-completely-destroyed-gives-thumbs-up.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4346264/Matadors-anus-completely-destroyed-gives-thumbs-up.html)
The comments are priceless  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2017, 08:14:20 PM
I'm a bad, bad person for laughing at this...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4341650/Islamic-TV-channel-airs-hardcore-PORN-half-hour.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4341650/Islamic-TV-channel-airs-hardcore-PORN-half-hour.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2017, 08:28:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2017, 08:14:20 PM
I'm a bad, bad person for laughing at this...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4341650/Islamic-TV-channel-airs-hardcore-PORN-half-hour.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4341650/Islamic-TV-channel-airs-hardcore-PORN-half-hour.html)
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2017, 12:02:03 PM
I pity the poor bugger who had to break the news to them...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4348970/Channel-4-s-Eden-contestants-axed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4348970/Channel-4-s-Eden-contestants-axed.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2017, 04:07:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2017, 12:02:03 PM
I pity the poor bugger who had to break the news to them...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4348970/Channel-4-s-Eden-contestants-axed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4348970/Channel-4-s-Eden-contestants-axed.html)

Maybe said something like "hello you saddoes,guess what we're going to make you sadder"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2017, 04:10:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2017, 12:02:03 PM
I pity the poor bugger who had to break the news to them...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4348970/Channel-4-s-Eden-contestants-axed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4348970/Channel-4-s-Eden-contestants-axed.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2017, 10:55:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2017, 04:10:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2017, 12:02:03 PM
I pity the poor bugger who had to break the news to them...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4348970/Channel-4-s-Eden-contestants-axed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4348970/Channel-4-s-Eden-contestants-axed.html)

happy001

Reality TV scum deserve it all ..........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2017, 12:28:52 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 26, 2017, 10:55:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2017, 04:10:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2017, 12:02:03 PM
I pity the poor bugger who had to break the news to them...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4348970/Channel-4-s-Eden-contestants-axed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4348970/Channel-4-s-Eden-contestants-axed.html)

happy001

Reality TV scum deserve it all ..........

In that case if you haven't already come across it you may want to have a look at an American show called Surviving Nugent. Something tells me it's right up your street....  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/D24ZOOBGlq0 (http://youtu.be/D24ZOOBGlq0)

Yes, he is that Ted Nugent and yes he is still a total headcase.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2017, 09:03:35 PM
LL?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4353070/Gravesend-driver-struggles-squeeze-car-gap.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4353070/Gravesend-driver-struggles-squeeze-car-gap.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2017, 01:29:22 AM
Surprise surprise, this guy doesn't look like a MENSA candidate.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/27/man-punishes-himself-with-220-antique-torture-instruments-he-owns-6536944/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/27/man-punishes-himself-with-220-antique-torture-instruments-he-owns-6536944/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2017, 07:14:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2017, 09:03:35 PM
LL?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4353070/Gravesend-driver-struggles-squeeze-car-gap.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4353070/Gravesend-driver-struggles-squeeze-car-gap.html)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2017, 07:15:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2017, 01:29:22 AM
Surprise surprise, this guy doesn't look like a MENSA candidate.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/27/man-punishes-himself-with-220-antique-torture-instruments-he-owns-6536944/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/27/man-punishes-himself-with-220-antique-torture-instruments-he-owns-6536944/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2017, 07:55:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2017, 07:15:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2017, 01:29:22 AM
Surprise surprise, this guy doesn't look like a MENSA candidate.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/27/man-punishes-himself-with-220-antique-torture-instruments-he-owns-6536944/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/27/man-punishes-himself-with-220-antique-torture-instruments-he-owns-6536944/)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2017, 03:11:52 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/29/giant-python-swallows-indonesian-farmer-in-one-go?CMP=share_btn_link (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/29/giant-python-swallows-indonesian-farmer-in-one-go?CMP=share_btn_link)   scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2017, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2017, 03:11:52 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/29/giant-python-swallows-indonesian-farmer-in-one-go?CMP=share_btn_link (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/29/giant-python-swallows-indonesian-farmer-in-one-go?CMP=share_btn_link)   scared2:

Isn't that fake news (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/pythoneatsman.asp)...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2017, 03:35:17 PM
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2017, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2017, 03:35:17 PM
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

I'm surprised it didn't say, "Giant Python swallows farmer after Article 50 triggered"....  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2017, 03:52:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2017, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2017, 03:35:17 PM
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

I'm surprised it didn't say, "Giant Python swallows farmer after Article 50 triggered"....  ::)

"Potential loss of CAP grants triggers snake attack"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2017, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2017, 03:52:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2017, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2017, 03:35:17 PM
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

I'm surprised it didn't say, "Giant Python swallows farmer after Article 50 triggered"....  ::)

"Potential loss of CAP grants triggers snake attack"

 lol: lol: lol:

In the Daily Fail, "Giant Python swallows farmer outside his shack worth £75".
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2017, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2017, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2017, 03:52:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2017, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2017, 03:35:17 PM
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

I'm surprised it didn't say, "Giant Python swallows farmer after Article 50 triggered"....  ::)

"Potential loss of CAP grants triggers snake attack"

 lol: lol: lol:

In the Daily Fail, "Giant Python swallows turnip farmer's man outside his shack worth £75".

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2017, 04:23:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2017, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2017, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2017, 03:52:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2017, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2017, 03:35:17 PM
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

I'm surprised it didn't say, "Giant Python swallows farmer after Article 50 triggered"....  ::)

"Potential loss of CAP grants triggers snake attack"

 lol: lol: lol:

In the Daily Fail, "Giant Python swallows turnip farmer's man outside his shack worth £75".

 whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2017, 06:32:49 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: ^

Giant python worth £75 swallows turnip and dies?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2017, 07:24:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2017, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2017, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2017, 03:52:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2017, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2017, 03:35:17 PM
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

I'm surprised it didn't say, "Giant Python swallows farmer after Article 50 triggered"....  ::)

"Potential loss of CAP grants triggers snake attack"

 lol: lol: lol:

In the Daily Fail, "Giant Python swallows turnip farmer's man worth £75".

 whistle:
  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2017, 09:26:19 AM
http://thehookmag.com/2017/03/man-eating-shark-found-flood-waters-australia-cyclone-128468/ (http://thehookmag.com/2017/03/man-eating-shark-found-flood-waters-australia-cyclone-128468/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2017, 09:29:37 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2017, 09:26:19 AM
http://thehookmag.com/2017/03/man-eating-shark-found-flood-waters-australia-cyclone-128468/ (http://thehookmag.com/2017/03/man-eating-shark-found-flood-waters-australia-cyclone-128468/)
scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2017, 08:31:10 PM
Placate the vegans and piss off the enviromentalists, the Bank of England can't get it right....  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367548/Bank-England-slammed-greens-new-fiver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367548/Bank-England-slammed-greens-new-fiver.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2017, 08:40:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2017, 08:31:10 PM
Placate the vegans and piss off the enviromentalists, the Bank of England can't get it right....  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367548/Bank-England-slammed-greens-new-fiver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367548/Bank-England-slammed-greens-new-fiver.html)
The alternative of using turnips as currency failed to gain approval then
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2017, 08:42:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 31, 2017, 08:40:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2017, 08:31:10 PM
Placate the vegans and piss off the enviromentalists, the Bank of England can't get it right....  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367548/Bank-England-slammed-greens-new-fiver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367548/Bank-England-slammed-greens-new-fiver.html)
The alternative of using turnips as currency failed to gain approval then

That proposal didn't really get much support outside of Berkshire for some reason..  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2017, 08:46:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2017, 08:42:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 31, 2017, 08:40:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2017, 08:31:10 PM
Placate the vegans and piss off the enviromentalists, the Bank of England can't get it right....  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367548/Bank-England-slammed-greens-new-fiver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4367548/Bank-England-slammed-greens-new-fiver.html)
The alternative of using turnips as currency failed to gain approval then

That proposal didn't really get much support outside of Berkshire for some reason..  rubschin:

Shame, the ATMs would have been amazing
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2017, 05:59:47 AM
http://pickle.nine.com.au/2017/03/31/14/57/dtuch-guy-books-ticket-to-the-wrong-sydney (http://pickle.nine.com.au/2017/03/31/14/57/dtuch-guy-books-ticket-to-the-wrong-sydney) razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2017, 07:31:03 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2017, 05:59:47 AM
http://pickle.nine.com.au/2017/03/31/14/57/dtuch-guy-books-ticket-to-the-wrong-sydney (http://pickle.nine.com.au/2017/03/31/14/57/dtuch-guy-books-ticket-to-the-wrong-sydney) razz:

 whistle:


What could possibly go wrong (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andalusia,_Alabama)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2017, 07:31:35 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2017, 11:44:49 PM
Something tells me that Baldymort will get a laugh out of this...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4382614/850-000-digger-weighing-80-TONS-stranded-coast.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4382614/850-000-digger-weighing-80-TONS-stranded-coast.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2017, 08:03:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2017, 11:44:49 PM
Something tells me that Baldymort will get a laugh out of this...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4382614/850-000-digger-weighing-80-TONS-stranded-coast.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4382614/850-000-digger-weighing-80-TONS-stranded-coast.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2017, 09:51:08 AM
 eeek:  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4385700/Exeter-City-football-fan-eats-horse-poo-win-40-bet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4385700/Exeter-City-football-fan-eats-horse-poo-win-40-bet.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2017, 10:16:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2017, 09:51:08 AM
eeek:  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4385700/Exeter-City-football-fan-eats-horse-poo-win-40-bet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4385700/Exeter-City-football-fan-eats-horse-poo-win-40-bet.html)

My dog loves it...

...I wonder if there is munny in this...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 06, 2017, 12:34:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2017, 08:03:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2017, 11:44:49 PM
Something tells me that Baldymort will get a laugh out of this...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4382614/850-000-digger-weighing-80-TONS-stranded-coast.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4382614/850-000-digger-weighing-80-TONS-stranded-coast.html)

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2017, 12:05:26 AM
Even the vandals in Cambridge are well educated...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-39490537 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-39490537)

Or possibly Monty Python fans...

http://youtu.be/KAfKFKBlZbM (http://youtu.be/KAfKFKBlZbM)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2017, 06:37:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2017, 12:05:26 AM
Even the vandals in Cambridge are well educated...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-39490537 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-39490537)

Or possibly Monty Python fans...

http://youtu.be/KAfKFKBlZbM (http://youtu.be/KAfKFKBlZbM)

 rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2017, 10:19:46 AM
More reasons to never rent your home out on AirBnB

'Airbnb flat was turned into a pop-up brothel'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39528479 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39528479)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2017, 10:47:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 08, 2017, 10:19:46 AM
More reasons to never rent your home out on AirBnB

'Airbnb flat was turned into a pop-up brothel'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39528479 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39528479)

 lol: lol: lol:

He is pissed off because they made more cash than he did....  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2017, 09:59:51 PM
Does laughing at this make me a bad person?  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4396848/Dove-released-funeral-flies-directly-truck.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4396848/Dove-released-funeral-flies-directly-truck.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2017, 10:04:40 PM
Is it just me or does this sound like the kind of thing that would happen to BM?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4395042/Collector-finds-2million-worth-gold-bullion-tank.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4395042/Collector-finds-2million-worth-gold-bullion-tank.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2017, 07:53:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2017, 09:59:51 PM
Does laughing at this make me a bad person?  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4396848/Dove-released-funeral-flies-directly-truck.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4396848/Dove-released-funeral-flies-directly-truck.html)

happy001

Many years ago, a rep for the company I worked for was driving up the A1 in his owld Sierra with the window open as they were letting racing pigeons go in a field at the side of the road.

One of the pigeons hit his overtaking mirror which decapitated it. The body came in through the open window and fluttered around the car discharging all its life blood over Steve and the interior while he tried to bring the car to a stop.

How we laughed when we saw the state of it!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2017, 07:55:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2017, 10:04:40 PM
Is it just me or does this sound like the kind of thing that would happen to BM?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4395042/Collector-finds-2million-worth-gold-bullion-tank.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4395042/Collector-finds-2million-worth-gold-bullion-tank.html)

No, I'd sell the bastard for thirty grand and then discover it had gold in it...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2017, 01:09:41 PM
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/11/ryanair-passenger-charged-15-euro-for-being-dragged-off-plane/?utm_source=WWN_Facebook_Page&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=Social_Link&utm_content=Article (http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/11/ryanair-passenger-charged-15-euro-for-being-dragged-off-plane/?utm_source=WWN_Facebook_Page&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=Social_Link&utm_content=Article)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2017, 01:40:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2017, 01:09:41 PM
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/11/ryanair-passenger-charged-15-euro-for-being-dragged-off-plane/?utm_source=WWN_Facebook_Page&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=Social_Link&utm_content=Article (http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/11/ryanair-passenger-charged-15-euro-for-being-dragged-off-plane/?utm_source=WWN_Facebook_Page&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=Social_Link&utm_content=Article)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2017, 02:01:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2017, 01:40:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2017, 01:09:41 PM
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/11/ryanair-passenger-charged-15-euro-for-being-dragged-off-plane/?utm_source=WWN_Facebook_Page&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=Social_Link&utm_content=Article (http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/11/ryanair-passenger-charged-15-euro-for-being-dragged-off-plane/?utm_source=WWN_Facebook_Page&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=Social_Link&utm_content=Article)
happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2017, 03:08:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2017, 02:01:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2017, 01:40:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2017, 01:09:41 PM
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/11/ryanair-passenger-charged-15-euro-for-being-dragged-off-plane/?utm_source=WWN_Facebook_Page&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=Social_Link&utm_content=Article (http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/11/ryanair-passenger-charged-15-euro-for-being-dragged-off-plane/?utm_source=WWN_Facebook_Page&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=Social_Link&utm_content=Article)
happy001
happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

Next will be Easy Jet offering regular fliers "Speedy Kicking".
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2017, 03:44:12 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2017, 03:08:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2017, 02:01:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2017, 01:40:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2017, 01:09:41 PM
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/11/ryanair-passenger-charged-15-euro-for-being-dragged-off-plane/?utm_source=WWN_Facebook_Page&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=Social_Link&utm_content=Article (http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/11/ryanair-passenger-charged-15-euro-for-being-dragged-off-plane/?utm_source=WWN_Facebook_Page&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=Social_Link&utm_content=Article)
happy001
happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

Next will be Easy Jet offering regular fliers "Speedy Kicking".

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2017, 07:40:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2017, 03:44:12 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2017, 03:08:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2017, 02:01:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2017, 01:40:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2017, 01:09:41 PM
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/11/ryanair-passenger-charged-15-euro-for-being-dragged-off-plane/?utm_source=WWN_Facebook_Page&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=Social_Link&utm_content=Article (http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/11/ryanair-passenger-charged-15-euro-for-being-dragged-off-plane/?utm_source=WWN_Facebook_Page&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=Social_Link&utm_content=Article)
happy001
happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

Next will be Easy Jet offering regular fliers "Speedy Kicking".

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2017, 03:49:22 PM
Sometimes you just really want a McDonalds...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/boy-8-drove-sister-to-mcdonalds-after-learning-to-drive-from-youtube-6571925/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/boy-8-drove-sister-to-mcdonalds-after-learning-to-drive-from-youtube-6571925/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2017, 03:51:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2017, 03:49:22 PM
Sometimes you just really want a McDonalds...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/boy-8-drove-sister-to-mcdonalds-after-learning-to-drive-from-youtube-6571925/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/boy-8-drove-sister-to-mcdonalds-after-learning-to-drive-from-youtube-6571925/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2017, 05:23:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 14, 2017, 03:51:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2017, 03:49:22 PM
Sometimes you just really want a McDonalds...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/boy-8-drove-sister-to-mcdonalds-after-learning-to-drive-from-youtube-6571925/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/boy-8-drove-sister-to-mcdonalds-after-learning-to-drive-from-youtube-6571925/)

 lol: lol: lol:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2017, 01:02:13 PM
Couldn't help but laugh at this, I'm a bad person...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4413516/Man-suing-museum-injuried-Cathy-Freeman-race.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4413516/Man-suing-museum-injuried-Cathy-Freeman-race.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2017, 01:29:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2017, 01:02:13 PM
Couldn't help but laugh at this, I'm a bad person...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4413516/Man-suing-museum-injuried-Cathy-Freeman-race.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4413516/Man-suing-museum-injuried-Cathy-Freeman-race.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2017, 01:56:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2017, 01:02:13 PM
Couldn't help but laugh at this, I'm a bad person...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4413516/Man-suing-museum-injuried-Cathy-Freeman-race.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4413516/Man-suing-museum-injuried-Cathy-Freeman-race.html)
noooo:

'injuried'   noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2017, 10:51:30 PM
Pretty sure that isn't how you ride a motorcycle....  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/15/man-denies-attempting-sex-with-motorbike-then-kicking-it-when-his-efforts-were-ignored-6576324/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/15/man-denies-attempting-sex-with-motorbike-then-kicking-it-when-his-efforts-were-ignored-6576324/#mv-a)

kicking it when his efforts were ignored?  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2017, 11:02:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2017, 10:51:30 PM
Pretty sure that isn't how you ride a motorcycle....  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/15/man-denies-attempting-sex-with-motorbike-then-kicking-it-when-his-efforts-were-ignored-6576324/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/15/man-denies-attempting-sex-with-motorbike-then-kicking-it-when-his-efforts-were-ignored-6576324/#mv-a)

kicking it when his efforts were ignored?  happy001
noooo: noooo:  he takes being a loser to a whole new level

memo to self:  if I see a Suzuki going for a bargain on EBay that'd be a no bid then as it might be 'used' in more than one sense
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2017, 06:40:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2017, 10:51:30 PM
Pretty sure that isn't how you ride a motorcycle....  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/15/man-denies-attempting-sex-with-motorbike-then-kicking-it-when-his-efforts-were-ignored-6576324/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/15/man-denies-attempting-sex-with-motorbike-then-kicking-it-when-his-efforts-were-ignored-6576324/#mv-a)

kicking it when his efforts were ignored?  happy001

Isn't that what TMR rides...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2017, 07:20:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 16, 2017, 06:40:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2017, 10:51:30 PM
Pretty sure that isn't how you ride a motorcycle....  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/15/man-denies-attempting-sex-with-motorbike-then-kicking-it-when-his-efforts-were-ignored-6576324/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/15/man-denies-attempting-sex-with-motorbike-then-kicking-it-when-his-efforts-were-ignored-6576324/#mv-a)

kicking it when his efforts were ignored?  happy001

Isn't that what TMR rides...?  rubschin:
noooo:

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2lXjnPVIOvA/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2017, 04:10:25 AM
This was a fucking stupid idea to begin with. Cock ups like this are increasingly common because in a lot of cases the operator has no idea about the area you are trying to get an ambulance\fire engine\police car and so it ends up being sent somewhere completely different. It should be common sense, have an emergency services contact centres based in the county that they are meant to be covering, if you want to save money use one for all three services. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4416640/North-Yorkshire-fire-crew-sent-emergency-CORNWALL.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4416640/North-Yorkshire-fire-crew-sent-emergency-CORNWALL.html)

 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2017, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2017, 04:10:25 AM
This was a fucking stupid idea to begin with. Cock ups like this are increasingly common because in a lot of cases the operator has no idea about the area you are trying to get an ambulance\fire engine\police car and so it ends up being sent somewhere completely different. It should be common sense, have an emergency services contact centres based in the county that they are meant to be covering, if you want to save money use one for all three services. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4416640/North-Yorkshire-fire-crew-sent-emergency-CORNWALL.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4416640/North-Yorkshire-fire-crew-sent-emergency-CORNWALL.html)

 Banghead
Yep complete lunacy
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2017, 05:25:57 PM
You'd think they might have asked me first

"Aurora photographers find new night sky lights and call them Steve"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39686055 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39686055)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2017, 03:03:24 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4437178/JLS-fans-gutted-reunion-gig-wrong-band.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4437178/JLS-fans-gutted-reunion-gig-wrong-band.html)

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2017, 05:07:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2017, 03:03:24 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4437178/JLS-fans-gutted-reunion-gig-wrong-band.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4437178/JLS-fans-gutted-reunion-gig-wrong-band.html)

 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2017, 10:27:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2017, 05:07:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2017, 03:03:24 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4437178/JLS-fans-gutted-reunion-gig-wrong-band.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4437178/JLS-fans-gutted-reunion-gig-wrong-band.html)

 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2017, 11:59:41 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 24, 2017, 10:27:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2017, 05:07:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2017, 03:03:24 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4437178/JLS-fans-gutted-reunion-gig-wrong-band.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4437178/JLS-fans-gutted-reunion-gig-wrong-band.html)

 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002


 ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2017, 01:17:23 PM
http://thehookmag.com/2017/04/ukip-candidate-admits-finds-gorillas-attractive-131301/ (http://thehookmag.com/2017/04/ukip-candidate-admits-finds-gorillas-attractive-131301/) eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2017, 06:55:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2017, 01:17:23 PM
http://thehookmag.com/2017/04/ukip-candidate-admits-finds-gorillas-attractive-131301/ (http://thehookmag.com/2017/04/ukip-candidate-admits-finds-gorillas-attractive-131301/) eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
happy001

Why are you surprised though?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2017, 02:48:20 PM
And to think Apey moans about having tyre problems...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4462364/Car-pancaked-flying-three-tonne-lorry-tyre.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4462364/Car-pancaked-flying-three-tonne-lorry-tyre.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2017, 03:09:11 PM
I'd be bloody wary about going back in the house again on the off chance that the exterminators missed one.  scared2:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/01/mother-forced-out-of-home-for-three-days-after-finding-erection-spiders-on-asda-bananas-6608574/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/01/mother-forced-out-of-home-for-three-days-after-finding-erection-spiders-on-asda-bananas-6608574/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2017, 03:32:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2017, 03:09:11 PM
I'd be bloody wary about going back in the house again on the off chance that the exterminators missed one.  scared2:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/01/mother-forced-out-of-home-for-three-days-after-finding-erection-spiders-on-asda-bananas-6608574/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/01/mother-forced-out-of-home-for-three-days-after-finding-erection-spiders-on-asda-bananas-6608574/)
scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2017, 03:32:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2017, 02:48:20 PM
And to think Apey moans about having tyre problems...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4462364/Car-pancaked-flying-three-tonne-lorry-tyre.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4462364/Car-pancaked-flying-three-tonne-lorry-tyre.html)
Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2017, 11:19:29 PM
WTF?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468954/Man-spends-25k-plastic-surgery-elf.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468954/Man-spends-25k-plastic-surgery-elf.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2017, 05:02:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2017, 11:19:29 PM
WTF?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468954/Man-spends-25k-plastic-surgery-elf.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468954/Man-spends-25k-plastic-surgery-elf.html)

He needs a trick cyclist more than a surgeon...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2017, 09:08:04 PM
I do love that people were apparently up in arms about this advert even though it was shown after the watershed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481754/ITV-Spotify-fire-sexually-suggestive-ad.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481754/ITV-Spotify-fire-sexually-suggestive-ad.html)

It could have been worse, judging from the reaction to the other Spotify Family advert when I saw Guardians last week...

http://youtu.be/TJrlScbTVMs (http://youtu.be/TJrlScbTVMs)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2017, 05:28:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2017, 09:08:04 PM
I do love that people were apparently up in arms about this advert even though it was shown after the watershed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481754/ITV-Spotify-fire-sexually-suggestive-ad.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481754/ITV-Spotify-fire-sexually-suggestive-ad.html)

It could have been worse, judging from the reaction to the other Spotify Family advert when I saw Guardians last week...

http://youtu.be/TJrlScbTVMs (http://youtu.be/TJrlScbTVMs)

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2017, 08:55:24 PM
Newquay, says it all really.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4491162/Police-arrest-man-VW-Golf-driven-sea.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4491162/Police-arrest-man-VW-Golf-driven-sea.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2017, 12:52:50 AM
Keep your eyes open if you are going shopping...  Thumbs:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/10/hundreds-of-10-notes-have-been-hidden-in-uk-shopping-centres-6628442/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/10/hundreds-of-10-notes-have-been-hidden-in-uk-shopping-centres-6628442/#mv-a)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2017, 09:36:54 AM
http://thehookmag.com/2017/05/pastor-eaten-crocodiles-trying-walk-water-136267/?utm_source=HookEP&utm_medium=FBO&utm_campaign=VeryBPSP (http://thehookmag.com/2017/05/pastor-eaten-crocodiles-trying-walk-water-136267/?utm_source=HookEP&utm_medium=FBO&utm_campaign=VeryBPSP)
 razz: razz: razz:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2017, 03:47:17 PM
WTF?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4506748/Is-black-tape-trend-risqu-yet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4506748/Is-black-tape-trend-risqu-yet.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2017, 03:51:04 PM
Buy shares in black tape now, you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2017, 07:32:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2017, 03:47:17 PM
WTF?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4506748/Is-black-tape-trend-risqu-yet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4506748/Is-black-tape-trend-risqu-yet.html)
Gets a  :thumbsup: from me
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2017, 09:03:58 PM
Sounds like a perfectly reasonable and justifiable use of force to me.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511396/Man-runs-burglars-catching-act.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511396/Man-runs-burglars-catching-act.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2017, 11:31:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2017, 09:03:58 PM
Sounds like a perfectly reasonable and justifiable use of force to me.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511396/Man-runs-burglars-catching-act.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511396/Man-runs-burglars-catching-act.html)
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2017, 11:35:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 16, 2017, 11:31:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2017, 09:03:58 PM
Sounds like a perfectly reasonable and justifiable use of force to me.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511396/Man-runs-burglars-catching-act.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511396/Man-runs-burglars-catching-act.html)
eeek:

Are you saying that if you just pulled into your driveway and found some scrote legging it with a load of your stuff your foot wouldn't 'accidentally' slip on to the accelerator?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2017, 08:23:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2017, 11:35:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 16, 2017, 11:31:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2017, 09:03:58 PM
Sounds like a perfectly reasonable and justifiable use of force to me.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511396/Man-runs-burglars-catching-act.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511396/Man-runs-burglars-catching-act.html)
eeek:

Are you saying that if you just pulled into your driveway and found some scrote legging it with a load of your stuff your foot wouldn't 'accidentally' slip on to the accelerator?  eveilgrin:
rubschin:   angel1

not sure I'd publish the evidence
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2017, 01:10:19 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/blade-from-wind-turbine-falls-off-the-back-of-a-transporter-and-slices-into-passing-lorry-6641636/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/blade-from-wind-turbine-falls-off-the-back-of-a-transporter-and-slices-into-passing-lorry-6641636/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2017, 01:38:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2017, 01:10:19 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/blade-from-wind-turbine-falls-off-the-back-of-a-transporter-and-slices-into-passing-lorry-6641636/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/blade-from-wind-turbine-falls-off-the-back-of-a-transporter-and-slices-into-passing-lorry-6641636/)

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2017, 08:33:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 17, 2017, 01:38:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2017, 01:10:19 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/blade-from-wind-turbine-falls-off-the-back-of-a-transporter-and-slices-into-passing-lorry-6641636/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/16/blade-from-wind-turbine-falls-off-the-back-of-a-transporter-and-slices-into-passing-lorry-6641636/)

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 10:36:52 AM
Rolf Harris to be released from clink!! eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2017, 11:21:03 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2017, 10:36:52 AM
Rolf Harris to be released from clink!! eeek:
Good

Obnoxious git he may be but he was fitted up by the CPS to make sure he never got a fair trial (doesn't mean he's innocent but don't mean he's guilty either)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 11:40:05 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 18, 2017, 11:21:03 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2017, 10:36:52 AM
Rolf Harris to be released from clink!! eeek:
Good

Obnoxious git he may be but he was fitted up by the CPS to make sure he never got a fair trial (doesn't mean he's innocent but don't mean he's guilty either)

Agreed... Not that I followed the 'trial' in great detail but there appeared to be little if any evidence against him...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2017, 12:29:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2017, 11:40:05 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 18, 2017, 11:21:03 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2017, 10:36:52 AM
Rolf Harris to be released from clink!! eeek:
Good

Obnoxious git he may be but he was fitted up by the CPS to make sure he never got a fair trial (doesn't mean he's innocent but don't mean he's guilty either)

Agreed... Not that I followed the 'trial' in great detail but there appeared to be little if any evidence against him...

Should have been shot though for what he did to Stairway to Heaven
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 12:30:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 18, 2017, 12:29:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2017, 11:40:05 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 18, 2017, 11:21:03 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2017, 10:36:52 AM
Rolf Harris to be released from clink!! eeek:
Good

Obnoxious git he may be but he was fitted up by the CPS to make sure he never got a fair trial (doesn't mean he's innocent but don't mean he's guilty either)

Agreed... Not that I followed the 'trial' in great detail but there appeared to be little if any evidence against him...

Should have been shot though for what he did to Stairway to Heaven

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2017, 01:44:29 AM
How the hell have these animals been released already, Christ they spent more time abusing children than they spent behind bars.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4526822/Parents-fury-Three-Girls-paedophiles-Rochdale.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4526822/Parents-fury-Three-Girls-paedophiles-Rochdale.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2017, 02:08:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2017, 01:44:29 AM
How the hell have these animals been released already, Christ they spent more time abusing children than they spent behind bars.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4526822/Parents-fury-Three-Girls-paedophiles-Rochdale.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4526822/Parents-fury-Three-Girls-paedophiles-Rochdale.html)
It's the lunacy of automatic parole after half the sentence has been served.  Guess which Tony Blair brought that in in 2003 and which Conservative party didn't repeal it because it costs less to have rapists terrorising children than keeping them locked up

To be fair the 2015 Act removes that for child rapists and in Scotland Sturgeon ended it for all sentences. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2017, 07:02:16 PM
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/807840/Italy-gives-away-100-villas-The-State-property-Agency-and-Ministry-of-Cultural-Heritage (http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/807840/Italy-gives-away-100-villas-The-State-property-Agency-and-Ministry-of-Cultural-Heritage)

rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2017, 07:39:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2017, 07:02:16 PM
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/807840/Italy-gives-away-100-villas-The-State-property-Agency-and-Ministry-of-Cultural-Heritage (http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/807840/Italy-gives-away-100-villas-The-State-property-Agency-and-Ministry-of-Cultural-Heritage)

rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:

If they threw in free Pizzas and Peroni they have a deal
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2017, 01:30:44 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 22, 2017, 07:39:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2017, 07:02:16 PM
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/807840/Italy-gives-away-100-villas-The-State-property-Agency-and-Ministry-of-Cultural-Heritage (http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/807840/Italy-gives-away-100-villas-The-State-property-Agency-and-Ministry-of-Cultural-Heritage)

rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:

If they threw in free Pizzas and Peroni they have a deal

Pub virtuale?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2017, 02:16:41 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4530814/Man-proposes-ring-hidden-inside-stomach-wound.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4530814/Man-proposes-ring-hidden-inside-stomach-wound.html)
 
eeek:

And to think they say that romance is dead.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2017, 07:54:36 PM
Every once in a while one of these stories crops up and each time I notice that the person in question looks like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, not that I'm suggesting any sort of connection like...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4542466/San-Diego-woman-says-married-Santa-Fe-station.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4542466/San-Diego-woman-says-married-Santa-Fe-station.html)

Wonder what the wedding cake was like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2017, 11:06:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2017, 07:54:36 PM
Every once in a while one of these stories crops up and each time I notice that the person in question looks like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, not that I'm suggesting any sort of connection like...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4542466/San-Diego-woman-says-married-Santa-Fe-station.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4542466/San-Diego-woman-says-married-Santa-Fe-station.html)

Wonder what the wedding cake was like...  whistle:
whacky115

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 04:45:27 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2017, 05:57:28 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 26, 2017, 04:45:27 AM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 04:47:44 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/25/vietnam-man-kills-karaoke-dispute?CMP=fb_gu (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/25/vietnam-man-kills-karaoke-dispute?CMP=fb_gu)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2017, 05:41:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 26, 2017, 04:47:44 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/25/vietnam-man-kills-karaoke-dispute?CMP=fb_gu (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/25/vietnam-man-kills-karaoke-dispute?CMP=fb_gu)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 05:42:28 PM
Apey should watch out  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2017, 06:05:51 PM
Pity they weren't in costume at the time, people would have paid good money for the footage...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551584/Fan-forced-separate-Flash-Gordon-Incredible-Hulk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551584/Fan-forced-separate-Flash-Gordon-Incredible-Hulk.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2017, 10:39:40 PM
You bought grenades at your local fleamarket?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4554612/WWII-grenades-German-flea-market-blow-summer-heat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4554612/WWII-grenades-German-flea-market-blow-summer-heat.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2017, 10:41:31 PM
Something tells me that this is one attraction that Miss D won't be going within 100 miles of while she is on holiday.  noooo:

Miss D, do yourself a favour and don't click on the link.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4556472/Are-brave-visit-Nevada-s-creepy-Clown-Motel.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4556472/Are-brave-visit-Nevada-s-creepy-Clown-Motel.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2017, 06:25:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2017, 10:39:40 PM
You bought grenades at your local fleamarket?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4554612/WWII-grenades-German-flea-market-blow-summer-heat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4554612/WWII-grenades-German-flea-market-blow-summer-heat.html)
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2017, 06:26:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2017, 10:41:31 PM
Something tells me that this is one attraction that Miss D won't be going within 100 miles of while she is on holiday.  noooo:

Miss D, do yourself a favour and don't click on the link.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4556472/Are-brave-visit-Nevada-s-creepy-Clown-Motel.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4556472/Are-brave-visit-Nevada-s-creepy-Clown-Motel.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:

You wouldn't get Mrs K within a light year of that place if she knew
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 31, 2017, 03:22:42 PM
http://www.sundayregister.com/nude-sunbather-singapore-beach-injured-crab-mistakes-vagina-oyster/ (http://www.sundayregister.com/nude-sunbather-singapore-beach-injured-crab-mistakes-vagina-oyster/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 03:24:56 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2017, 04:29:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2017, 03:24:56 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo2
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2017, 04:30:27 PM
But did you see the article linked to by that article? 

http://www.pressunion.org/hong-kong-man-electrocuted-ignoring-sex-doll-manufacturers-safety-warning/ (http://www.pressunion.org/hong-kong-man-electrocuted-ignoring-sex-doll-manufacturers-safety-warning/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 04:32:36 PM
BM has much to worry about  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2017, 04:36:50 PM
Quote of the day could be that "Electricity and bodily fluids are never a good mix"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 04:38:18 PM
As I know to my cost  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2017, 04:39:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2017, 04:38:18 PM
As I know to my cost  redface:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 04:40:22 PM
It was a long time ago and involved a dodgy leccy blanket and a ballet dancer.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2017, 04:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2017, 04:40:22 PM
It was a long time ago and involved a dodgy leccy blanket and a ballet dancer.
happy001

TMJs (as Apey would have said)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 04:43:39 PM
We were lucky to survive  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2017, 05:03:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2017, 04:40:22 PM
It was a long time ago and involved a dodgy leccy blanket and a ballet dancer.

Nutcracker  confused:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 05:04:17 PM
Nearly......... scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2017, 05:05:45 PM
 Linked from the shark fin/harpoon story  (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mans-genitals-stolen-during-trip-to-thailand/)

Quote
We are in the presence of a growing trend on the black market for the illegal traffic of human genitals into China” said an officer in charge of operations. “Large sized genitals can fetch prices in the tens of thousands of dollars for their alleged aphrodisiac qualities when consumed as food” he says.
 

eeek:  eeek:  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2017, 05:06:39 PM
Personally, I think that's a load of bollocks
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 05:07:05 PM
BM can relax then.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2017, 05:08:03 PM
 point:  point:  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2017, 05:28:22 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 31, 2017, 05:05:45 PM
Linked from the shark fin/harpoon story  (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mans-genitals-stolen-during-trip-to-thailand/)

Quote
We are in the presence of a growing trend on the black market for the illegal traffic of human genitals into China” said an officer in charge of operations. “Large sized genitals can fetch prices in the tens of thousands of dollars for their alleged aphrodisiac qualities when consumed as food” he says.
 

eeek:  eeek:  eeek:
Shocked:

 rubschin: But I thought it was Thai restaurants that had the likes of Phed Phad Prik
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2017, 05:29:54 PM
Bangkok  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 05:30:56 PM
Been there, doing that  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2017, 09:34:56 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 31, 2017, 03:22:42 PM
http://www.sundayregister.com/nude-sunbather-singapore-beach-injured-crab-mistakes-vagina-oyster/ (http://www.sundayregister.com/nude-sunbather-singapore-beach-injured-crab-mistakes-vagina-oyster/)

Surprised that Apey hasn't turned up yet to make a comment about it being the worst case of crabs he's heard of in years...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2017, 10:33:37 PM
Detective Constable Grump of the Yard..................hmmm does have kind of a ring to it....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4558140/Scotland-Yard-hiring-detectives-straight-CID.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4558140/Scotland-Yard-hiring-detectives-straight-CID.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2017, 08:38:58 PM
Apey is going to be pissed when he finds out he missed out on this cock up.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4566286/Card-machine-blunder-leaves-pub-counting-cost.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4566286/Card-machine-blunder-leaves-pub-counting-cost.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2017, 04:58:51 PM
http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/?utm_content=inf_11_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_120319f048f511e780b645b806a7020f (http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/?utm_content=inf_11_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_120319f048f511e780b645b806a7020f)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2017, 06:35:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 04, 2017, 04:58:51 PM
http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/?utm_content=inf_11_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_120319f048f511e780b645b806a7020f (http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/?utm_content=inf_11_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_120319f048f511e780b645b806a7020f)


 eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2017, 10:41:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 04, 2017, 06:35:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 04, 2017, 04:58:51 PM
http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/?utm_content=inf_11_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_120319f048f511e780b645b806a7020f (http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/?utm_content=inf_11_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_120319f048f511e780b645b806a7020f)


 eeek:
eeek: eeek: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2017, 08:34:17 PM
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts....  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4573914/US-firm-try-reawakening-dead-Latin-America.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4573914/US-firm-try-reawakening-dead-Latin-America.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2017, 10:05:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2017, 08:34:17 PM
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts....  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4573914/US-firm-try-reawakening-dead-Latin-America.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4573914/US-firm-try-reawakening-dead-Latin-America.html)
rubschin:

So who would we brought back from the dead? 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2017, 05:05:45 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 05, 2017, 10:05:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2017, 08:34:17 PM
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts....  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4573914/US-firm-try-reawakening-dead-Latin-America.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4573914/US-firm-try-reawakening-dead-Latin-America.html)
rubschin:

So who would we brought back from the dead?

Nick...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2017, 06:04:26 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 06, 2017, 06:52:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 06, 2017, 06:04:26 AM
evil:

 happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2017, 08:14:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 06, 2017, 05:05:45 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 05, 2017, 10:05:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2017, 08:34:17 PM
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts....  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4573914/US-firm-try-reawakening-dead-Latin-America.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4573914/US-firm-try-reawakening-dead-Latin-America.html)
rubschin:

So who would we brought back from the dead?

Nick...?

Having thought about it I don't think that is going to be an issue. Look at all the madness, calamities and cock ups Nick has survived over his many years. I'm pretty sure he was Gerry Anderson's inspiration for Captain Scarlet.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2017, 02:18:25 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-36299929/donald-trump-challenges-sadiq-khan-to-iq-test?SThisFB (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-36299929/donald-trump-challenges-sadiq-khan-to-iq-test?SThisFB)
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2017, 02:25:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 06, 2017, 02:18:25 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-36299929/donald-trump-challenges-sadiq-khan-to-iq-test?SThisFB (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-36299929/donald-trump-challenges-sadiq-khan-to-iq-test?SThisFB)
 Popcorn:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 06, 2017, 04:07:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 06, 2017, 02:25:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 06, 2017, 02:18:25 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-36299929/donald-trump-challenges-sadiq-khan-to-iq-test?SThisFB (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-36299929/donald-trump-challenges-sadiq-khan-to-iq-test?SThisFB)
 Popcorn:

happy001
lol: lol:
A one to one challenge? Now that would be worth watching.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 08, 2017, 07:30:25 PM
 An apology  (http://www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/15333887.Martin_Lyon__an_apology/?ref=mrb&lp=1)  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2017, 08:13:46 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 08, 2017, 07:30:25 PM
An apology  (http://www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/15333887.Martin_Lyon__an_apology/?ref=mrb&lp=1)  lol:  lol:  lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2017, 10:41:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2017, 08:13:46 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 08, 2017, 07:30:25 PM
An apology  (http://www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/15333887.Martin_Lyon__an_apology/?ref=mrb&lp=1)  lol:  lol:  lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2017, 12:18:01 PM
http://www.kentlive.news/man-admits-urinating-and-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-suziki-motorbike/story-30386953-detail/story.html (http://www.kentlive.news/man-admits-urinating-and-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-suziki-motorbike/story-30386953-detail/story.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2017, 01:15:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 13, 2017, 12:18:01 PM
http://www.kentlive.news/man-admits-urinating-and-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-suziki-motorbike/story-30386953-detail/story.html (http://www.kentlive.news/man-admits-urinating-and-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-suziki-motorbike/story-30386953-detail/story.html)
noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2017, 07:44:18 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/plans-to-play-music-in-school-toilets-so-students-can-poo-and-fart-without-feeling-shy-6705689/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/plans-to-play-music-in-school-toilets-so-students-can-poo-and-fart-without-feeling-shy-6705689/)

 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2017, 07:46:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 13, 2017, 07:44:18 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/plans-to-play-music-in-school-toilets-so-students-can-poo-and-fart-without-feeling-shy-6705689/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/plans-to-play-music-in-school-toilets-so-students-can-poo-and-fart-without-feeling-shy-6705689/)

 ::)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 13, 2017, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 13, 2017, 07:44:18 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/plans-to-play-music-in-school-toilets-so-students-can-poo-and-fart-without-feeling-shy-6705689/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/plans-to-play-music-in-school-toilets-so-students-can-poo-and-fart-without-feeling-shy-6705689/)


What shite  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2017, 08:03:02 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 13, 2017, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 13, 2017, 07:44:18 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/plans-to-play-music-in-school-toilets-so-students-can-poo-and-fart-without-feeling-shy-6705689/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/plans-to-play-music-in-school-toilets-so-students-can-poo-and-fart-without-feeling-shy-6705689/)


What shite  whistle:

Perhaps we could give them a list of suggested songs.

To kick things off:

Pink Floyd - Another shit in the stall  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2017, 08:52:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2017, 08:03:02 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 13, 2017, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 13, 2017, 07:44:18 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/plans-to-play-music-in-school-toilets-so-students-can-poo-and-fart-without-feeling-shy-6705689/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/plans-to-play-music-in-school-toilets-so-students-can-poo-and-fart-without-feeling-shy-6705689/)


What shite  whistle:

Perhaps we could give them a list of suggested songs.

To kick things off:

Pink Floyd - Another shit in the stall  redface:
lol:

Something by Thunderclap Newman?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2017, 10:32:14 PM
On a kind of related note...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4598160/University-warns-inappropriate-lavatory-habits.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4598160/University-warns-inappropriate-lavatory-habits.html)

Am I a bad person for thinking "well Glasgow is a shithole" when I read this...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2017, 11:05:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2017, 10:32:14 PM
On a kind of related note...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4598160/University-warns-inappropriate-lavatory-habits.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4598160/University-warns-inappropriate-lavatory-habits.html)

Am I a bad person for thinking "well Glasgow is a shithole" when I read this...  redface:
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2017, 03:30:45 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 13, 2017, 11:05:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2017, 10:32:14 PM
On a kind of related note...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4598160/University-warns-inappropriate-lavatory-habits.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4598160/University-warns-inappropriate-lavatory-habits.html)

Am I a bad person for thinking "well Glasgow is a shithole" when I read this...  redface:
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 11:59:54 AM
Get paid £3500 for volunteering to be infected with Whooping Cough.......?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2017, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 11:59:54 AM
Get paid £3500 for volunteering to be infected with Whooping Cough.......?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553)

Woop, woop!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 12:14:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2017, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 11:59:54 AM
Get paid £3500 for volunteering to be infected with Whooping Cough.......?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553)

Woop, woop!  :thumbsup:

I have to admit I'm half considering it...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2017, 12:16:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 12:14:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2017, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 11:59:54 AM
Get paid £3500 for volunteering to be infected with Whooping Cough.......?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553)

Woop, woop!  :thumbsup:

I have to admit I'm half considering it...  redface:
Don't  noooo:

It can cause even more lasting brain damage than this site
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2017, 12:17:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 12:14:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2017, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 11:59:54 AM
Get paid £3500 for volunteering to be infected with Whooping Cough.......?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553)

Woop, woop!  :thumbsup:

I have to admit I'm half considering it...  redface:

Well I'm sure we can make HUGE savings on a joint funeral with you and NIck - black suits all nice and ready....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2017, 02:51:25 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2017, 07:21:50 PM
Ed Milliband tries his hand at Death Metal....  happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4626068/Ed-Miliband-shows-skill-death-metal-singer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4626068/Ed-Miliband-shows-skill-death-metal-singer.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2017, 05:20:25 PM
I thought that massages were supposed to be relaxing, something tells me that I'd find this one anything but....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628356/Cutting-edge-craze-sees-spa-goers-massaged-KNIVES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628356/Cutting-edge-craze-sees-spa-goers-massaged-KNIVES.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2017, 05:46:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2017, 05:20:25 PM
I thought that massages were supposed to be relaxing, something tells me that I'd find this one anything but....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628356/Cutting-edge-craze-sees-spa-goers-massaged-KNIVES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628356/Cutting-edge-craze-sees-spa-goers-massaged-KNIVES.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2017, 09:05:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2017, 05:20:25 PM
I thought that massages were supposed to be relaxing, something tells me that I'd find this one anything but....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628356/Cutting-edge-craze-sees-spa-goers-massaged-KNIVES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628356/Cutting-edge-craze-sees-spa-goers-massaged-KNIVES.html)

WTF   eeek:  Can you imagine going on a day the missus or old man had pissed them off  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2017, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: boogs on June 22, 2017, 09:05:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2017, 05:20:25 PM
I thought that massages were supposed to be relaxing, something tells me that I'd find this one anything but....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628356/Cutting-edge-craze-sees-spa-goers-massaged-KNIVES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628356/Cutting-edge-craze-sees-spa-goers-massaged-KNIVES.html)

WTF   eeek:  Can you imagine going on a day the missus or old man had pissed them off  scared2:
Pretty much any day then?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2017, 07:36:33 PM
Something tells me Apey will be having a field day with this one, a Dominatrix who joined the police has been suspended as it is feared she would be too violent with perps...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4636658/Dominatrix-turned-cop-offered-deal-job.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4636658/Dominatrix-turned-cop-offered-deal-job.html)

Anyone want to give odds that his first joke will involve handcuffs....  whistle:
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2017, 03:01:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2017, 07:36:33 PM
Something tells me Apey will be having a field day with this one, a Dominatrix who joined the police has been suspended as it is feared she would be too violent with perps...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4636658/Dominatrix-turned-cop-offered-deal-job.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4636658/Dominatrix-turned-cop-offered-deal-job.html)

Anyone want to give odds that his first joke will involve handcuffs....  whistle:
100 to 1 on methinks
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 03:35:45 AM
Throwing coins into the engine of the plane you are about to fly in, for safety????  eeek:

Quote
"After an investigation the involved passenger, surnamed Qiu, said she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu's neighbour, Qiu believes in Buddhism," the police said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40421811 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40421811)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 03:57:17 AM
Another one for Apey to have a field day with

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4645514/Probe-launched-X-rated-photo-taken-fire-engine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4645514/Probe-launched-X-rated-photo-taken-fire-engine.html)

To be honest when I saw the headline a song did come to mind...

http://youtu.be/RF0HhrwIwp0 (http://youtu.be/RF0HhrwIwp0)

redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2017, 05:09:15 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/27/chinese-passenger-throws-coins-plane-engine-luck/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/27/chinese-passenger-throws-coins-plane-engine-luck/)
 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2017, 06:43:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2017, 05:09:15 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/27/chinese-passenger-throws-coins-plane-engine-luck/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/27/chinese-passenger-throws-coins-plane-engine-luck/)
 facepalm:

 facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 07:09:35 AM
Ahem Mr Nick, AFFS...  whistle:

Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 03:35:45 AM
Throwing coins into the engine of the plane you are about to fly in, for safety????  eeek:

Quote
"After an investigation the involved passenger, surnamed Qiu, said she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu's neighbour, Qiu believes in Buddhism," the police said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40421811 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40421811)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2017, 07:11:11 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2017, 08:35:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 03:35:45 AM
Throwing coins into the engine of the plane you are about to fly in, for safety????  eeek:

Quote
"After an investigation the involved passenger, surnamed Qiu, said she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu's neighbour, Qiu believes in Buddhism," the police said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40421811 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40421811)
noooo: noooo: noooo:  scared2:

They should have thrown the passenger into the engine just to show how it didn't bring her any luck
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2017, 12:02:54 AM
 Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4648340/Woman-killed-father-law-squeezing-testicles.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4648340/Woman-killed-father-law-squeezing-testicles.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2017, 06:45:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2017, 12:02:54 AM
Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4648340/Woman-killed-father-law-squeezing-testicles.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4648340/Woman-killed-father-law-squeezing-testicles.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 29, 2017, 06:52:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2017, 12:02:54 AM
Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4648340/Woman-killed-father-law-squeezing-testicles.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4648340/Woman-killed-father-law-squeezing-testicles.html)

"during a row about a cockfight."  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2017, 03:03:29 PM
That has to be the best description of Dover I've seen in ages  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/The-ten-WORST-places-live-England.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/The-ten-WORST-places-live-England.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2017, 03:12:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2017, 03:03:29 PM
That has to be the best description of Dover I've seen in ages  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/The-ten-WORST-places-live-England.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/The-ten-WORST-places-live-England.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2017, 03:55:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 30, 2017, 03:12:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2017, 03:03:29 PM
That has to be the best description of Dover I've seen in ages  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/The-ten-WORST-places-live-England.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/The-ten-WORST-places-live-England.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2017, 06:25:47 AM
BM may have to go into hiding  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40185359 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40185359)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2017, 07:04:23 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2017, 06:25:47 AM
BM may have to go into hiding  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40185359 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40185359)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2017, 07:05:48 AM
There could be munny in this rubschin:

















God knows, there's not much else  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2017, 07:49:04 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/Rise-in-gold-related-beheadings-Cyprus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/Rise-in-gold-related-beheadings-Cyprus.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2017, 07:55:26 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2017, 07:49:04 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/Rise-in-gold-related-beheadings-Cyprus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/Rise-in-gold-related-beheadings-Cyprus.html)

 eeek:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2017, 08:22:19 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4667894/Shell-removes-images-female-staff-men-grope-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4667894/Shell-removes-images-female-staff-men-grope-them.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 09:26:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2017, 08:22:19 PM
eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4667894/Shell-removes-images-female-staff-men-grope-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4667894/Shell-removes-images-female-staff-men-grope-them.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2017, 11:19:39 PM
Banning Borat stylee hasn't done a damn thing to improve Newquay's image unless you are referring to the rest of Cornwall royally taking the piss on how the town council thinks it has it's finger firmly on the pulse of drunken tossers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4668146/Police-crackdown-stop-Newquay-turning-Magaluf.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4668146/Police-crackdown-stop-Newquay-turning-Magaluf.html)

A family friendly delapidated shithole? Now I've seen everything.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2017, 06:58:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2017, 11:19:39 PM
Banning Borat stylee hasn't done a damn thing to improve Newquay's image unless you are referring to the rest of Cornwall royally taking the piss on how the town council thinks it has it's finger firmly on the pulse of drunken tossers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4668146/Police-crackdown-stop-Newquay-turning-Magaluf.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4668146/Police-crackdown-stop-Newquay-turning-Magaluf.html)

A family friendly delapidated shithole? Now I've seen everything.  lol:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2017, 12:51:18 PM
Here's another one for Apey to have a field day with....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679102/Melbourne-club-police-shoot-couple-swingers-party-fake-gun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679102/Melbourne-club-police-shoot-couple-swingers-party-fake-gun.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2017, 12:54:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2017, 12:51:18 PM
Here's another one for Apey to have a field day with....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679102/Melbourne-club-police-shoot-couple-swingers-party-fake-gun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679102/Melbourne-club-police-shoot-couple-swingers-party-fake-gun.html)

Good grief... facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2017, 02:19:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2017, 12:54:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2017, 12:51:18 PM
Here's another one for Apey to have a field day with....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679102/Melbourne-club-police-shoot-couple-swingers-party-fake-gun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679102/Melbourne-club-police-shoot-couple-swingers-party-fake-gun.html)

Good grief... facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

Cool Hand Luke is quiet
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2017, 04:26:31 PM
I hear he got shot  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2017, 06:42:37 PM
Well that's one way to complain about shoddy customer service...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679314/Customer-brings-two-two-strippers-bank-Russia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679314/Customer-brings-two-two-strippers-bank-Russia.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2017, 06:49:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2017, 06:42:37 PM
Well that's one way to complain about shoddy customer service...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679314/Customer-brings-two-two-strippers-bank-Russia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679314/Customer-brings-two-two-strippers-bank-Russia.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2017, 07:10:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2017, 06:49:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2017, 06:42:37 PM
Well that's one way to complain about shoddy customer service...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679314/Customer-brings-two-two-strippers-bank-Russia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679314/Customer-brings-two-two-strippers-bank-Russia.html)

 eeek:

Is that smell of burning Apey's brain going into overdrive with deposit/withdrawal jokes....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2017, 07:14:27 PM
Mr Thread?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2017, 07:24:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 09, 2017, 07:14:27 PM
Mr Thread?

Aye... potty brain...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2017, 07:25:30 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2017, 07:27:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2017, 07:24:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 09, 2017, 07:14:27 PM
Mr Thread?

Aye... potty brain...  noooo:

Just Apey getting predictable in his old age...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2017, 07:32:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 09, 2017, 07:25:30 PM
redface:

I meant Grumpy... but if the cap fits....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2017, 07:36:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2017, 07:32:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 09, 2017, 07:25:30 PM
redface:

I meant Grumpy... but if the cap fits....  whistle:

I'm the young impressionable one on this site  angel1

It's you Nick and Apey that tend to be the dirty old buggers.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2017, 07:59:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2017, 07:36:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2017, 07:32:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 09, 2017, 07:25:30 PM
redface:

I meant Grumpy... but if the cap fits....  whistle:

I'm the young impressionable one on this site  angel1

It's you Nick and Apey that tend to be the dirty old buggers.  whistle:

Pension payer...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2017, 12:27:26 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/07/grey-squirrel-exterminator-branded-racist-wildlife-activists/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/07/grey-squirrel-exterminator-branded-racist-wildlife-activists/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2017, 03:55:41 PM
http://thehookmag.com/2017/07/peta-almost-bankrupt-photographer-monkey-selfie-143587/ (http://thehookmag.com/2017/07/peta-almost-bankrupt-photographer-monkey-selfie-143587/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 04:02:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2017, 03:55:41 PM
http://thehookmag.com/2017/07/peta-almost-bankrupt-photographer-monkey-selfie-143587/ (http://thehookmag.com/2017/07/peta-almost-bankrupt-photographer-monkey-selfie-143587/)

They can afford to pull stunts like this because they convince gullible idiots that they are actually doing something good with their donations. In the main though it's publicity stunts like this or suing Games Workshop because some of their tabletop wargaming figures had 'wolf fur' on them and therefore somehow committed animal cruelty that keep them in the public eye. While there are charities and groups out there that do genuinely help against cruelty to animals PETA is little more than a trendy media savvy parasite.   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2017, 04:05:40 PM
Can those monkeys shit coffee beans?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 04:07:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2017, 04:05:40 PM
Can those monkeys shit coffee beans?  whistle:

Stupid boy! Monkeys are used to pick Oolong tea not filter coffee....  noooo:

https://www.amazon.com/Monkey-Picked-Oolong-Tea-Teavana/dp/B007FRDB1Q (https://www.amazon.com/Monkey-Picked-Oolong-Tea-Teavana/dp/B007FRDB1Q)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2017, 04:09:18 PM
If they don't get minimum wage and free bananas I am contacting PETA  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 04:13:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2017, 04:09:18 PM
If they don't get minimum wage and free bananas I am contacting PETA  angel1

Not employed in the UK and I'd love to see the public relations backlash of PETA trying to take on Buddhist monasteries  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2017, 04:14:28 PM
They could contract Cornish suicide bombers  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2017, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 04:02:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2017, 03:55:41 PM
http://thehookmag.com/2017/07/peta-almost-bankrupt-photographer-monkey-selfie-143587/ (http://thehookmag.com/2017/07/peta-almost-bankrupt-photographer-monkey-selfie-143587/)

They can afford to pull stunts like this because they convince gullible idiots that they are actually doing something good with their donations. In the main though it's publicity stunts like this or suing Games Workshop because some of their tabletop wargaming figures had 'wolf fur' on them and therefore somehow committed animal cruelty that keep them in the public eye. While there are charities and groups out there that do genuinely help against cruelty to animals PETA is little more than a trendy media savvy parasite.

The story does not add up.  No one forced him to spend money on legal costs for a case he was always bound to lose and a few seconds googling would have told him that.

He did not take the picture and that's the salient fact
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 11:41:28 PM
I can't think why nobody would give him a job...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F13%2F16%2F424B133300000578-4693618-Mark_Cropp_covered_half_of_his_face_with_a_tattoo_reading_DEVAST-a-45_1499959885768.jpg&hash=335344414f702df5cc604e74307526680c211a4a)

Stupid bastard couldn't even spell devastate properly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html)

Here's a radical thought, if you say nobody will give you a job because you were stupid enough to get a massive tattoo on your face then grow a bloody beard to cover it you gormless fucktard. At least then you have the slim chance of passing yourself off as a hipster. All you need to do after that is find an employer that wouldn't be put off by you being put in prison for armed robbery. Good luck with that one.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2017, 06:10:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 11:41:28 PM
I can't think why nobody would give him a job...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F13%2F16%2F424B133300000578-4693618-Mark_Cropp_covered_half_of_his_face_with_a_tattoo_reading_DEVAST-a-45_1499959885768.jpg&hash=335344414f702df5cc604e74307526680c211a4a)

Stupid bastard couldn't even spell devastate properly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html)

Here's a radical thought, if you say nobody will give you a job because you were stupid enough to get a massive tattoo on your face then grow a bloody beard to cover it you gormless fucktard. At least then you have the slim chance of passing yourself off as a hipster. All you need to do after that is find an employer that wouldn't be put off by you being put in prison for armed robbery. Good luck with that one.
Nail hit on head Meister  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2017, 06:17:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 11:41:28 PM
I can't think why nobody would give him a job...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F13%2F16%2F424B133300000578-4693618-Mark_Cropp_covered_half_of_his_face_with_a_tattoo_reading_DEVAST-a-45_1499959885768.jpg&hash=335344414f702df5cc604e74307526680c211a4a)

Stupid bastard couldn't even spell devastate properly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html)

Here's a radical thought, if you say nobody will give you a job because you were stupid enough to get a massive tattoo on your face then grow a bloody beard to cover it you gormless fucktard. At least then you have the slim chance of passing yourself off as a hipster. All you need to do after that is find an employer that wouldn't be put off by you being put in prison for armed robbery. Good luck with that one.

What an utter twat...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2017, 06:38:37 AM
He claims he was drunk

So an idea.  Anyone who tattoos a drunk/drugged person has to give an area of skin sufficient to graft a repair.  And if it's not a match will just throw it in the bin and rip off another area just to double check.

That'll learn them
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 14, 2017, 08:32:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 14, 2017, 06:17:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 11:41:28 PM
I can't think why nobody would give him a job...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F13%2F16%2F424B133300000578-4693618-Mark_Cropp_covered_half_of_his_face_with_a_tattoo_reading_DEVAST-a-45_1499959885768.jpg&hash=335344414f702df5cc604e74307526680c211a4a)

Stupid bastard couldn't even spell devastate properly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html)

Here's a radical thought, if you say nobody will give you a job because you were stupid enough to get a massive tattoo on your face then grow a bloody beard to cover it you gormless fucktard. At least then you have the slim chance of passing yourself off as a hipster. All you need to do after that is find an employer that wouldn't be put off by you being put in prison for armed robbery. Good luck with that one.

What an utter twat...  noooo:

I suspect that is the reason for him not being able to secure a job as much as the tattoo  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2017, 11:07:11 AM
Quote from: boogs on July 14, 2017, 08:32:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 14, 2017, 06:17:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 11:41:28 PM
I can't think why nobody would give him a job...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F13%2F16%2F424B133300000578-4693618-Mark_Cropp_covered_half_of_his_face_with_a_tattoo_reading_DEVAST-a-45_1499959885768.jpg&hash=335344414f702df5cc604e74307526680c211a4a)

Stupid bastard couldn't even spell devastate properly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html)

Here's a radical thought, if you say nobody will give you a job because you were stupid enough to get a massive tattoo on your face then grow a bloody beard to cover it you gormless fucktard. At least then you have the slim chance of passing yourself off as a hipster. All you need to do after that is find an employer that wouldn't be put off by you being put in prison for armed robbery. Good luck with that one.

What an utter twat...  noooo:

I suspect that is the reason for him not being able to secure a job as much as the tattoo  rubschin:
But how stupid is the girl that's let him father a baby?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2017, 09:47:56 PM
WTF?? People paid serious amounts of money to look like this?? I think I'm in the wrong job.  eeek:

On the other hand they don't seem to be whining that their facial tattoos are stopping them from getting jobs...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F15%2F16%2F425B6B3E00000578-4699458-image-a-50_1500132830970.jpg&hash=ef88ee039695001135bed719027ea251c9ddff60)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F15%2F15%2F425B6B6F00000578-0-image-a-13_1500129902258.jpg&hash=8a2200dc72acd2c090acea63a2c6b7ae13a055fb)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F15%2F16%2F425B828700000578-4699458-image-a-27_1500132091432.jpg&hash=45bb5aa33b821fb70b9d1a70c6088077c930c710)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699458/Vampires-angels-death-body-art-Colombia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699458/Vampires-angels-death-body-art-Colombia.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2017, 10:30:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2017, 09:47:56 PM
WTF?? People paid serious amounts of money to look like this?? I think I'm in the wrong job.  eeek:

On the other hand they don't seem to be whining that their facial tattoos are stopping them from getting jobs...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F15%2F16%2F425B6B3E00000578-4699458-image-a-50_1500132830970.jpg&hash=ef88ee039695001135bed719027ea251c9ddff60)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F15%2F15%2F425B6B6F00000578-0-image-a-13_1500129902258.jpg&hash=8a2200dc72acd2c090acea63a2c6b7ae13a055fb)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F15%2F16%2F425B828700000578-4699458-image-a-27_1500132091432.jpg&hash=45bb5aa33b821fb70b9d1a70c6088077c930c710)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699458/Vampires-angels-death-body-art-Colombia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699458/Vampires-angels-death-body-art-Colombia.html)
facepalm:

But good news is I read in the Times that Mr Devast8 face has a happier ending (here's a subscription free link from another source)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11891043 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11891043)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2017, 10:39:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2017, 10:30:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2017, 09:47:56 PM
WTF?? People paid serious amounts of money to look like this?? I think I'm in the wrong job.  eeek:

On the other hand they don't seem to be whining that their facial tattoos are stopping them from getting jobs...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F15%2F16%2F425B6B3E00000578-4699458-image-a-50_1500132830970.jpg&hash=ef88ee039695001135bed719027ea251c9ddff60)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F15%2F15%2F425B6B6F00000578-0-image-a-13_1500129902258.jpg&hash=8a2200dc72acd2c090acea63a2c6b7ae13a055fb)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F15%2F16%2F425B828700000578-4699458-image-a-27_1500132091432.jpg&hash=45bb5aa33b821fb70b9d1a70c6088077c930c710)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699458/Vampires-angels-death-body-art-Colombia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699458/Vampires-angels-death-body-art-Colombia.html)
facepalm:

But good news is I read in the Times that Mr Devast8 face has a happier ending (here's a subscription free link from another source)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11891043 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11891043)

Unsurprisingly I discovered something when I used that slider to show what he looked like without the tattoo. Lo and behold he still looks like a gormless bell end  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2017, 07:07:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2017, 10:39:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2017, 10:30:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2017, 09:47:56 PM
WTF?? People paid serious amounts of money to look like this?? I think I'm in the wrong job.  eeek:

On the other hand they don't seem to be whining that their facial tattoos are stopping them from getting jobs...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F15%2F16%2F425B6B3E00000578-4699458-image-a-50_1500132830970.jpg&hash=ef88ee039695001135bed719027ea251c9ddff60)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F15%2F15%2F425B6B6F00000578-0-image-a-13_1500129902258.jpg&hash=8a2200dc72acd2c090acea63a2c6b7ae13a055fb)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F07%2F15%2F16%2F425B828700000578-4699458-image-a-27_1500132091432.jpg&hash=45bb5aa33b821fb70b9d1a70c6088077c930c710)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699458/Vampires-angels-death-body-art-Colombia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699458/Vampires-angels-death-body-art-Colombia.html)
facepalm:

But good news is I read in the Times that Mr Devast8 face has a happier ending (here's a subscription free link from another source)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11891043 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11891043)

Unsurprisingly I discovered something when I used that slider to show what he looked like without the tattoo. Lo and behold he still looks like a gormless bell end  noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2017, 11:16:51 AM
http://www.indy100.com/article/hotel-owner-responds-trip-advisor-review-basil-fawlty-7816411 (http://www.indy100.com/article/hotel-owner-responds-trip-advisor-review-basil-fawlty-7816411)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2017, 01:47:57 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 16, 2017, 11:16:51 AM
http://www.indy100.com/article/hotel-owner-responds-trip-advisor-review-basil-fawlty-7816411 (http://www.indy100.com/article/hotel-owner-responds-trip-advisor-review-basil-fawlty-7816411)

 lol:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2017, 05:32:10 AM
Quote from: Just One More on July 16, 2017, 11:16:51 AM
http://www.indy100.com/article/hotel-owner-responds-trip-advisor-review-basil-fawlty-7816411 (http://www.indy100.com/article/hotel-owner-responds-trip-advisor-review-basil-fawlty-7816411)

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2017, 03:56:53 PM
Needs some more development but sounds like quite a civilised concept....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4702814/Chinese-mall-brings-husband-storage-pods-wives.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4702814/Chinese-mall-brings-husband-storage-pods-wives.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2017, 04:15:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2017, 03:56:53 PM
Needs some more development but sounds like quite a civilised concept....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4702814/Chinese-mall-brings-husband-storage-pods-wives.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4702814/Chinese-mall-brings-husband-storage-pods-wives.html)

Aye, you'd want some privacy in there...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2017, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2017, 04:15:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2017, 03:56:53 PM
Needs some more development but sounds like quite a civilised concept....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4702814/Chinese-mall-brings-husband-storage-pods-wives.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4702814/Chinese-mall-brings-husband-storage-pods-wives.html)

Aye, you'd want some privacy in there...  redface:

They must have made that version with you in mind seeing as one of the pictures seems to include a box of tissues...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2017, 04:50:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2017, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2017, 04:15:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2017, 03:56:53 PM
Needs some more development but sounds like quite a civilised concept....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4702814/Chinese-mall-brings-husband-storage-pods-wives.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4702814/Chinese-mall-brings-husband-storage-pods-wives.html)

Aye, you'd want some privacy in there...  redface:

They must have made that version with you in mind seeing as one of the pictures seems to include a box of tissues...  whistle:

To wipe my fevered brow while playing Bejeweled Blitz...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2017, 05:40:43 PM
Where to begin.......?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34799692 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34799692)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2017, 09:56:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2017, 05:40:43 PM
Where to begin.......?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34799692 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34799692)
Wherever, such always will have a bad end ;-)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2017, 12:23:46 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 20, 2017, 09:56:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2017, 05:40:43 PM
Where to begin.......?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34799692 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34799692)
Wherever, such always will have a bad end ;-)

Or bell-end ....... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2017, 12:28:46 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 21, 2017, 12:23:46 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 20, 2017, 09:56:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2017, 05:40:43 PM
Where to begin.......?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34799692 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34799692)
Wherever, such always will have a bad end ;-)

Or bell-end ....... redface:

It was always 50/50 odds on which smugger would lower the tone...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2017, 11:41:03 PM
Well of course it was going to be a bloody simulation you morons. Did you really think Phelps would be crazy enough to have an actual race against a great white? Would you expect it to stay in it's lane when there was food swimming right beside it noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/832597/phelps-v-shark-great-white-video-simulation-discovery-channel (http://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/832597/phelps-v-shark-great-white-video-simulation-discovery-channel)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2017, 09:04:57 PM
Hang on, let me get this straight. You were attacked by an alligator that bit off a finger, two toes as well as one bollock and you were still able to walk a quarter of a mile to get medical attention???  eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4728208/Alligator-bites-man-times-Florida-retention-pond.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4728208/Alligator-bites-man-times-Florida-retention-pond.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2017, 08:46:51 AM
TMJ, even for Apey.....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4738554/Two-German-women-hospital-THREESOME-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4738554/Two-German-women-hospital-THREESOME-goes-wrong.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 28, 2017, 09:01:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2017, 08:46:51 AM
TMJ, even for Apey.....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4738554/Two-German-women-hospital-THREESOME-goes-wrong.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4738554/Two-German-women-hospital-THREESOME-goes-wrong.html)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2017, 10:08:11 AM
http://newsthump.com/2016/09/03/shakin-stevens-finally-completes-ole-house-renovation/ (http://newsthump.com/2016/09/03/shakin-stevens-finally-completes-ole-house-renovation/) razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 28, 2017, 10:16:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2017, 10:08:11 AM
http://newsthump.com/2016/09/03/shakin-stevens-finally-completes-ole-house-renovation/ (http://newsthump.com/2016/09/03/shakin-stevens-finally-completes-ole-house-renovation/) razz:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2017, 10:45:50 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2017, 10:08:11 AM
http://newsthump.com/2016/09/03/shakin-stevens-finally-completes-ole-house-renovation/ (http://newsthump.com/2016/09/03/shakin-stevens-finally-completes-ole-house-renovation/) razz:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2017, 04:52:37 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40762326 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40762326)   eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2017, 07:33:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 04:52:37 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40762326 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40762326)   eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2017, 09:00:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2017, 07:33:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 04:52:37 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40762326 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40762326)   eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2:

 Shocked:
scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2017, 06:56:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2017, 09:00:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2017, 07:33:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 04:52:37 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40762326 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40762326)   eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2:

 Shocked:
scared2: scared2: scared2:
::) ::) Faceache
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2017, 07:11:51 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2017, 06:56:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 30, 2017, 09:00:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 30, 2017, 07:33:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 30, 2017, 04:52:37 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40762326 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40762326)   eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2:

 Shocked:
scared2: scared2: scared2:
::) ::) Faceache

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2017, 09:24:45 PM
Mechanophilia? A medical condition more commonly known as fucking nut job  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on July 30, 2017, 09:43:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2017, 09:24:45 PM
Mechanophilia? A medical condition more commonly known as fucking nut job  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html)

 :thumbsup:  Sad bastard  confused:   


Mind you seeing the photo I can't see a human being interested so I suppose any port and all that  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2017, 12:46:19 AM
Good news for Baldymort, after all these years he's finally stylish..  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4743138/Fashionistas-Jeremy-Corbyn-s-trademark-look.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4743138/Fashionistas-Jeremy-Corbyn-s-trademark-look.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2017, 06:08:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2017, 09:24:45 PM
Mechanophilia? A medical condition more commonly known as fucking nut job  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html)

A 'sexual condition' commonly known as being bonkers...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2017, 09:40:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2017, 09:24:45 PM
Mechanophilia? A medical condition more commonly known as fucking nut job  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html)
"fucking nut job" oh very good Meister  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 04:28:31 PM
http://www.boredpanda.com/monster-huntsman-spider-holds-terrified-couple-hostage-in-their-own-home-reacts-angrily-to-being-moved/?utm_content=inf_11_2558_2&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=socialedge&tse_id=INF_93faf0c075bb11e785e8bfcdfe5d7856 (http://www.boredpanda.com/monster-huntsman-spider-holds-terrified-couple-hostage-in-their-own-home-reacts-angrily-to-being-moved/?utm_content=inf_11_2558_2&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=socialedge&tse_id=INF_93faf0c075bb11e785e8bfcdfe5d7856)

 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 06:28:23 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40792962?SThisFB (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40792962?SThisFB)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 07:10:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 01, 2017, 06:28:23 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40792962?SThisFB (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40792962?SThisFB)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2017, 07:46:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2017, 07:10:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 01, 2017, 06:28:23 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40792962?SThisFB (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40792962?SThisFB)

happy001
lol: lol:
I bet the Tarts were real as well.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2017, 08:46:20 AM
Call me psychic but I see divorce on the horizon.....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4751534/Bride-pulls-gun-new-husband-wedding-dress.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4751534/Bride-pulls-gun-new-husband-wedding-dress.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 02, 2017, 09:24:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2017, 08:46:20 AM
Call me psychic but I see divorce on the horizon.....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4751534/Bride-pulls-gun-new-husband-wedding-dress.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4751534/Bride-pulls-gun-new-husband-wedding-dress.html)
Call you a side kick?   noooo:

As for Mr and Mrs 9mm then yes it does seem doomed but then it's Tennessee and they do things different there

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2017, 07:31:41 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2017, 08:01:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2017, 07:31:41 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html)

 Shocked:
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2017, 07:02:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2017, 07:31:41 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html)

 Shocked:

Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2017, 09:04:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2017, 07:02:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2017, 07:31:41 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html)

 Shocked:

Not clicking...  noooo:

Alexander Balsaroff
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2017, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2017, 09:04:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2017, 07:02:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2017, 07:31:41 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html)

 Shocked:

Not clicking...  noooo:

Alexander Balsaroff

Ivor Bolokoff
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2017, 11:15:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2017, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2017, 09:04:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2017, 07:02:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2017, 07:31:41 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html)

 Shocked:

Not clicking...  noooo:

Alexander Balsaroff

Ivor Bolokoff

The photograph may have been blurred but something tells me that wasn't his bollock impaled on the railing...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on August 05, 2017, 11:09:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2017, 07:31:41 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4756474/Russian-severs-genitals-climbing-metal-fence-drunk.html)

 Shocked:
Bet that made his eyes water  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2017, 03:26:13 AM
I don't care how much of a hardcore smack addict you are, there are certain places a needle should not go....  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4763512/Man-injects-drugs-testicles-busy-McDonalds-toilets.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4763512/Man-injects-drugs-testicles-busy-McDonalds-toilets.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2017, 05:55:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2017, 03:26:13 AM
I don't care how much of a hardcore smack addict you are, there are certain places a needle should not go....  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4763512/Man-injects-drugs-testicles-busy-McDonalds-toilets.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4763512/Man-injects-drugs-testicles-busy-McDonalds-toilets.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2017, 09:16:14 AM
4000 Bay City Rollers gigs? Christ if you inflicted that on someone you'd be crucified under the Geneva Convention...  noooo:

You clearly need psychiatric help and your ears syringing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4764664/Bay-City-Rollers-left-distraught-sudden-ban.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4764664/Bay-City-Rollers-left-distraught-sudden-ban.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2017, 10:05:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2017, 09:16:14 AM
4000 Bay City Rollers gigs? Christ if you inflicted that on someone you'd be crucified under the Geneva Convention...  noooo:

You clearly need psychiatric help and your ears syringing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4764664/Bay-City-Rollers-left-distraught-sudden-ban.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4764664/Bay-City-Rollers-left-distraught-sudden-ban.html)
What a nutjob  whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

And I now have that Bye Bye Baby, Baby Bye Bye earworm  evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2017, 10:07:32 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 06, 2017, 10:05:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2017, 09:16:14 AM
4000 Bay City Rollers gigs? Christ if you inflicted that on someone you'd be crucified under the Geneva Convention...  noooo:

You clearly need psychiatric help and your ears syringing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4764664/Bay-City-Rollers-left-distraught-sudden-ban.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4764664/Bay-City-Rollers-left-distraught-sudden-ban.html)
What a nutjob  whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

And I now have that Bye Bye Baby, Baby Bye Bye earworm  evil: evil: evil:

I had no idea this would give anyone an earworm  angel1









 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2017, 10:17:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2017, 10:07:32 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 06, 2017, 10:05:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2017, 09:16:14 AM
4000 Bay City Rollers gigs? Christ if you inflicted that on someone you'd be crucified under the Geneva Convention...  noooo:

You clearly need psychiatric help and your ears syringing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4764664/Bay-City-Rollers-left-distraught-sudden-ban.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4764664/Bay-City-Rollers-left-distraught-sudden-ban.html)
What a nutjob  whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

And I now have that Bye Bye Baby, Baby Bye Bye earworm  evil: evil: evil:

I had no idea this would give anyone an earworm  angel1




 eveilgrin:
evil: evil: evil:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUwW108ITzw#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2017, 10:50:57 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 06, 2017, 10:17:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2017, 10:07:32 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 06, 2017, 10:05:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2017, 09:16:14 AM
4000 Bay City Rollers gigs? Christ if you inflicted that on someone you'd be crucified under the Geneva Convention...  noooo:

You clearly need psychiatric help and your ears syringing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4764664/Bay-City-Rollers-left-distraught-sudden-ban.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4764664/Bay-City-Rollers-left-distraught-sudden-ban.html)
What a nutjob  whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

And I now have that Bye Bye Baby, Baby Bye Bye earworm  evil: evil: evil:

I had no idea this would give anyone an earworm  angel1




 eveilgrin:
evil: evil: evil:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUwW108ITzw#)

I'm not daft enough to click on that, wouldn't want an earworm after all would I.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2017, 06:57:32 PM
I see that PETA are at it again, after being made to look like a bunch of nutters over the Games Workshop plastic fur debacle they are now trying to make Dr Who a vegan as 'eating dead animals wouldn't fit with the Doctor's moral compass'

Someone really needs to tell them the difference between real and fictional.  noooo:

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2017-08-08/peta-urge-doctor-who-to-make-the-doctor-vegan (http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2017-08-08/peta-urge-doctor-who-to-make-the-doctor-vegan)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2017, 02:35:59 AM
So Call Me Dave goes surfing off Polzeath and once he gets out the lifeguards put up sewage warning notices....  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/10/david-cameron-pictured-swimming-in-water-filled-with-human-waste-6842310/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/10/david-cameron-pictured-swimming-in-water-filled-with-human-waste-6842310/#mv-b)

There are just too many jokes here....  noooo:



But I'm sure that Apey will valiantly rise to the challenge  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2017, 04:36:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2017, 02:35:59 AM
So Call Me Dave goes surfing off Polzeath and once he gets out the lifeguards put up sewage warning notices....  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/10/david-cameron-pictured-swimming-in-water-filled-with-human-waste-6842310/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/10/david-cameron-pictured-swimming-in-water-filled-with-human-waste-6842310/#mv-b)

There are just too many jokes here....  noooo:



But I'm sure that Apey will valiantly rise to the challenge  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 11, 2017, 11:34:20 AM
facepalm:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40896465/a-ginger-haired-emoji-is-coming-to-a-phone-near-you-soon (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40896465/a-ginger-haired-emoji-is-coming-to-a-phone-near-you-soon)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fichef.bbci.co.uk%2Fnews%2F780%2Fcpsprodpb%2F10765%2Fproduction%2F_97292476_redhead.jpg&hash=65f9e36e7b3d83ab453f1d98c9bc14616e00402e) happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2017, 12:26:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 11, 2017, 11:34:20 AM
facepalm:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40896465/a-ginger-haired-emoji-is-coming-to-a-phone-near-you-soon (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40896465/a-ginger-haired-emoji-is-coming-to-a-phone-near-you-soon)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fichef.bbci.co.uk%2Fnews%2F780%2Fcpsprodpb%2F10765%2Fproduction%2F_97292476_redhead.jpg&hash=65f9e36e7b3d83ab453f1d98c9bc14616e00402e) happy001

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2017, 04:10:53 PM
How stupid  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2017, 07:02:13 PM
Mr Darwin sir, can you add these mooks to the list...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4779282/Mothers-sucked-Flat-Earth-Female-movement.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4779282/Mothers-sucked-Flat-Earth-Female-movement.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2017, 07:17:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2017, 07:02:13 PM
Mr Darwin sir, can you add these mooks to the list...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4779282/Mothers-sucked-Flat-Earth-Female-movement.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4779282/Mothers-sucked-Flat-Earth-Female-movement.html)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 11, 2017, 08:53:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 11, 2017, 07:17:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2017, 07:02:13 PM
Mr Darwin sir, can you add these mooks to the list...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4779282/Mothers-sucked-Flat-Earth-Female-movement.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4779282/Mothers-sucked-Flat-Earth-Female-movement.html)

facepalm:

I lost interest when I saw the word Werstshire...  surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 11, 2017, 09:28:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 11, 2017, 07:17:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2017, 07:02:13 PM
Mr Darwin sir, can you add these mooks to the list...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4779282/Mothers-sucked-Flat-Earth-Female-movement.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4779282/Mothers-sucked-Flat-Earth-Female-movement.html)

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2017, 07:16:22 AM
Unleash the Apey, he's going to have a field day with this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4781428/Double-disaster-female-driver-confuses-step.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4781428/Double-disaster-female-driver-confuses-step.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2017, 07:36:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2017, 07:16:22 AM
Unleash the Apey, he's going to have a field day with this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4781428/Double-disaster-female-driver-confuses-step.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4781428/Double-disaster-female-driver-confuses-step.html)

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 12, 2017, 10:25:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2017, 07:36:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2017, 07:16:22 AM
Unleash the Apey, he's going to have a field day with this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4781428/Double-disaster-female-driver-confuses-step.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4781428/Double-disaster-female-driver-confuses-step.html)

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

The Mail is fast catching up with the Grauniad.

"As she turns onto the stairs she hits the breaks"

 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2017, 04:11:30 PM
I noticed that  noooo: noooo:

They must be recruiting from Bog Street Comp now  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2017, 04:12:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 12, 2017, 04:11:30 PM
I noticed that  noooo: noooo:

They must be recruiting from Bog Street Comp now  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2017, 04:32:16 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Surprising choice of holiday location by LL
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2017, 04:44:31 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4788486/Tourists-scaling-China-s-terrifying-mountain-footpath.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4788486/Tourists-scaling-China-s-terrifying-mountain-footpath.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2017, 05:19:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2017, 04:44:31 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4788486/Tourists-scaling-China-s-terrifying-mountain-footpath.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4788486/Tourists-scaling-China-s-terrifying-mountain-footpath.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2017, 12:16:34 PM
He's still alive? Mr Darwin sir your man must be slipping, Doherty's career as a professional junkie makes Keith Richards look like the poster boy for temperance.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4791758/Pete-Doherty-caught-trying-smuggle-heroin-Italy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4791758/Pete-Doherty-caught-trying-smuggle-heroin-Italy.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2017, 12:43:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2017, 12:16:34 PM
He's still alive? Mr Darwin sir your man must be slipping, Doherty's career as a professional junkie makes Keith Richards look like the poster boy for temperance.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4791758/Pete-Doherty-caught-trying-smuggle-heroin-Italy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4791758/Pete-Doherty-caught-trying-smuggle-heroin-Italy.html)

Can't be long now, Mr. Darwin Sir is probably sharpening his scythe at this very moment...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2017, 10:06:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2017, 12:43:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2017, 12:16:34 PM
He's still alive? Mr Darwin sir your man must be slipping, Doherty's career as a professional junkie makes Keith Richards look like the poster boy for temperance.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4791758/Pete-Doherty-caught-trying-smuggle-heroin-Italy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4791758/Pete-Doherty-caught-trying-smuggle-heroin-Italy.html)

Can't be long now, Mr. Darwin Sir is probably sharpening his scythe at this very moment...  Thumbs:

Just as long as he isn't cremated afterwards. The smoke from the furnace would probably send anyone in a 30 mile radius as high as a bloody kite.  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2017, 04:48:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2017, 10:06:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2017, 12:43:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2017, 12:16:34 PM
He's still alive? Mr Darwin sir your man must be slipping, Doherty's career as a professional junkie makes Keith Richards look like the poster boy for temperance.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4791758/Pete-Doherty-caught-trying-smuggle-heroin-Italy.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4791758/Pete-Doherty-caught-trying-smuggle-heroin-Italy.html)

Can't be long now, Mr. Darwin Sir is probably sharpening his scythe at this very moment...  Thumbs:

Just as long as he isn't cremated afterwards. The smoke from the furnace would probably send anyone in a 30 mile radius as high as a bloody kite.  scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2017, 09:36:40 AM
Let me get this straight, yes Yellowstone will at some point erupt so you want to drill into it's massive magma chamber and pump water into it thinking that it will delay or prevent the event despite the fact that you are talking about astronomical levels of pressure in the chamber itself and not knowing just how much if it is filled with eruptable magma.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4803246/NASA-reveals-risky-plan-COOL-Yellowstone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4803246/NASA-reveals-risky-plan-COOL-Yellowstone.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2017, 10:05:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2017, 09:36:40 AM
Let me get this straight, yes Yellowstone will at some point erupt so you want to drill into it's massive magma chamber and pump water into it thinking that it will delay or prevent the event despite the fact that you are talking about astronomical levels of pressure in the chamber itself and not knowing just how much if it is filled with eruptable magma.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4803246/NASA-reveals-risky-plan-COOL-Yellowstone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4803246/NASA-reveals-risky-plan-COOL-Yellowstone.html)

Hmmn... what could possibly go wrong...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2017, 10:41:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2017, 10:05:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2017, 09:36:40 AM
Let me get this straight, yes Yellowstone will at some point erupt so you want to drill into it's massive magma chamber and pump water into it thinking that it will delay or prevent the event despite the fact that you are talking about astronomical levels of pressure in the chamber itself and not knowing just how much if it is filled with eruptable magma.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4803246/NASA-reveals-risky-plan-COOL-Yellowstone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4803246/NASA-reveals-risky-plan-COOL-Yellowstone.html)


Hmmn... what could possibly go wrong...?  rubschin:

Given the size of the magma chamber, not even considering the even larger magma reservoir underneath? NASA could end up meaning Need Another Sodding America.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2017, 01:04:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2017, 10:41:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2017, 10:05:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2017, 09:36:40 AM
Let me get this straight, yes Yellowstone will at some point erupt so you want to drill into it's massive magma chamber and pump water into it thinking that it will delay or prevent the event despite the fact that you are talking about astronomical levels of pressure in the chamber itself and not knowing just how much if it is filled with eruptable magma.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4803246/NASA-reveals-risky-plan-COOL-Yellowstone.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4803246/NASA-reveals-risky-plan-COOL-Yellowstone.html)


Hmmn... what could possibly go wrong...?  rubschin:

Given the size of the magma chamber, not even considering the even larger magma reservoir underneath? NASA could end up meaning Need Another Sodding America.  noooo:
And then we'd get 300 million migrants in boats washing across the Atlantic

I volunteer to be the first to push Trump back in the water
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2017, 12:30:15 PM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/21/british-headline-ever-2/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/21/british-headline-ever-2/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2017, 02:33:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2017, 12:30:15 PM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/21/british-headline-ever-2/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/21/british-headline-ever-2/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2017, 02:54:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2017, 02:33:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2017, 12:30:15 PM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/21/british-headline-ever-2/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/21/british-headline-ever-2/)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2017, 01:38:43 PM
Oo-err.  Someone found dead at that very festival

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-41011598 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-41011598)

"The man was pronounced dead at the scene and an unconscious woman was airlifted to hospital. Kent Police is treating the death as unexplained.

Flamefest, which boasts a "discreet" adult play area and outdoor dungeon, was at the site on Saturday and Sunday."


I would have said a stiff found but you know we have to post in what passes for good taste  char048
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2017, 01:39:33 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 22, 2017, 01:38:43 PM
Oo-err.  Someone found dead at that very festival

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-41011598 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-41011598)

"The man was pronounced dead at the scene and an unconscious woman was airlifted to hospital. Kent Police is treating the death as unexplained.

Flamefest, which boasts a "discreet" adult play area and outdoor dungeon, was at the site on Saturday and Sunday."


I would have said a stiff found but you know we have to post in what passes for good taste  char048

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 04:40:05 AM
I saw this coming after the debacle with the Cecil Rhodes statue  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4814024/Now-want-tear-Nelson-s-Column.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4814024/Now-want-tear-Nelson-s-Column.html)

You can't apply modern values to society 200 years ago unless you are planning to whitewash huge swathes of world history just because you don't like it. Never forget that those who ignore the lessons of history are doomed to repeat it's mistakes.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2017, 07:17:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 04:40:05 AM
I saw this coming after the debacle with the Cecil Rhodes statue  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4814024/Now-want-tear-Nelson-s-Column.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4814024/Now-want-tear-Nelson-s-Column.html)

You can't apply modern values to society 200 years ago unless you are planning to whitewash huge swathes of world history just because you don't like it. Never forget that those who ignore the lessons of history are doomed to repeat it's mistakes.  noooo:

I think (hope) this was just click bait in the Grouniad wasn't it...?  confused:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 09:20:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 23, 2017, 07:17:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 04:40:05 AM
I saw this coming after the debacle with the Cecil Rhodes statue  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4814024/Now-want-tear-Nelson-s-Column.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4814024/Now-want-tear-Nelson-s-Column.html)

You can't apply modern values to society 200 years ago unless you are planning to whitewash huge swathes of world history just because you don't like it. Never forget that those who ignore the lessons of history are doomed to repeat it's mistakes.  noooo:

I think (hope) this was just click bait in the Grouniad wasn't it...?  confused:

Sadly not...

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/22/toppling-statues-nelsons-column-should-be-next-slavery (https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/22/toppling-statues-nelsons-column-should-be-next-slavery)

While I'm the first to admit I'm no historical scholar the article feels like a case of ignoring most of the facts to that the remaining ones can be crowbarred into the writer's views. The bit about us knowing exactly what we were doing when we burned down the old Beijing Summer Palace really hacked me off. Of course Elgin knew what he was doing, he was retaliating to the brutal torture and slaughter of a delegation under a flag of truce. Given the circumstances and the fact that a number of missionaries had previously suffered a similar fate I doubt that he thought he'd have been able to go for a lesser retaliation without risking future attacks on every foreigner in the country.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2017, 09:37:25 AM
Not much comparison between the greedy murdering git Rhodes and the self sacrificing Nelson

We should consign statues of Rhodes to the times when his values and deeds were seen as OK so should not be around when they've been discovered for the evils they are.  Nelson's bravery and sacrifices are very much still to be lauded nowadays.

As for statues of Lee in the USA it is too simplistic to say their civil war was about slavery. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 09:46:54 AM
Unfortunately that wouldn't have worked with the writer's obvious agenda.

Personally I'd have a plaque with an honest and unbiased history of the person attached in each case so that people can make up their own mind about whether or not they were a force for good or ill.

Removing statues and whitewashing parts of history to suit the PC brigade is a dangerous precedent and sets us on a darker path. After all if we cannot learn the lessons of history we are going to end up making the same mistakes again at some point.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2017, 09:50:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 09:46:54 AM
Unfortunately that wouldn't have worked with the writer's obvious agenda.

Personally I'd have a plaque with an honest and unbiased history of the person attached in each case so that people can make up their own mind about whether or not they were a force for good or ill.

Removing statues and whitewashing parts of history to suit the PC brigade is a dangerous precedent and sets us on a darker path. After all if we cannot learn the lessons of history we are going to end up making the same mistakes again at some point.
So tear down Rhodes statues and replace with a plaque:  "Cecil Rhodes lived here, he was a cunt"

Works for me
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 10:05:40 AM
Was Rhodes a racist bastard? Undoubtably, but he also paid for the construction of Oriel college and the creation of the Rhodes scholarship which was run by the Rhodes trust (now the Mandela Rhodes Foundation), in fact Mandela said that this was a chance to close the circle of history.

I'm not defending Rhodes in any way shape or form but there is more to his story than his actions in Africa and it would be difficult for a college to get rid of the statue of the man who paid for it's construction.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2017, 10:07:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2017, 09:46:54 AM
Personally I'd have a plaque with an honest and unbiased history of the person attached in each case so that people can make up their own mind about whether or not they were a force for good or ill.

Precisely.

Values change but you cannot erase history good or bad.

What next, all statues of Generals that authorised weapons of mass destruction - like gas in WW1?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2017, 01:03:20 AM
Apey, I've just found all the material you will need for your next stand up set...

Quote
Excessive masturbation and soft drinks are blamed for poor fitness of potential recruits to Chinese Army

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4817130/Growing-number-Chinese-army-applicants-fat-join.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4817130/Growing-number-Chinese-army-applicants-fat-join.html)

There are just too many jokes....  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2017, 01:03:20 AM
Apey, I've just found all the material you will need for your next stand up set...

Quote
Excessive masturbation and soft drinks are blamed for poor fitness of potential recruits to Chinese Army

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4817130/Growing-number-Chinese-army-applicants-fat-join.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4817130/Growing-number-Chinese-army-applicants-fat-join.html)

There are just too many jokes....  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2017, 09:35:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 24, 2017, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2017, 01:03:20 AM
Apey, I've just found all the material you will need for your next stand up set...

Quote
Excessive masturbation and soft drinks are blamed for poor fitness of potential recruits to Chinese Army

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4817130/Growing-number-Chinese-army-applicants-fat-join.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4817130/Growing-number-Chinese-army-applicants-fat-join.html)

There are just too many jokes....  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2017, 10:10:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 24, 2017, 09:35:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 24, 2017, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2017, 01:03:20 AM
Apey, I've just found all the material you will need for your next stand up set...

Quote
Excessive masturbation and soft drinks are blamed for poor fitness of potential recruits to Chinese Army

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4817130/Growing-number-Chinese-army-applicants-fat-join.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4817130/Growing-number-Chinese-army-applicants-fat-join.html)

There are just too many jokes....  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
happy001
lol:
"... said Pul Dik, a High Ranking Chinese officer"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 10:12:01 AM
I spose they'd be handy with a truncheon  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2017, 08:19:06 PM
Fuck me it's getting even more ridiculous now. Protesting for the removal of a statue of Christopher Columbus as he is a symbol of hate? And the mayor of New York is considering it? Stop the world I want to get off.  Banghead

Yes he was involved in the slave trade and probably did treat the locals badly but once again we cannot judge the societal norms of the time using the morality of today.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4825700/NYC-rally-REMOVE-statue-Christopher-Columbus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4825700/NYC-rally-REMOVE-statue-Christopher-Columbus.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2017, 09:38:02 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/25/buckingham-palace-lockdown-man-sword-attacks-officer/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/25/buckingham-palace-lockdown-man-sword-attacks-officer/)


"The man was said to have driven a Toyota Prius at a police van on a restricted part of road directly opposite the palace."

A green Jihadi, or does the Prophet demand he avoids the Low Emission charge?

Surely a Trabant would do more damage to Infidels?


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2017, 10:58:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2017, 09:38:02 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/25/buckingham-palace-lockdown-man-sword-attacks-officer/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/25/buckingham-palace-lockdown-man-sword-attacks-officer/)


"The man was said to have driven a Toyota Prius at a police van on a restricted part of road directly opposite the palace."

A green Jihadi, or does the Prophet demand he avoids the Low Emission charge?

Surely a Trabant would do more damage to Infidels?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2017, 03:14:41 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2017, 09:38:02 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/25/buckingham-palace-lockdown-man-sword-attacks-officer/ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/25/buckingham-palace-lockdown-man-sword-attacks-officer/)


"The man was said to have driven a Toyota Prius at a police van on a restricted part of road directly opposite the palace."

A green Jihadi, or does the Prophet demand he avoids the Low Emission charge?

Surely a Trabant would do more damage to Infidels?

You must be joking, I was hit by some arsehole in a Trabant when I was in Romania years ago. Other than a couple of bruises I was fine, the front of the car on the other hand looked like someone had belted it with a sledgehammer.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2017, 05:29:28 PM
WTF? Nobody is interested in English, Maths or Science any more? The Victorian legacy of Micheal Gove? Please tell me that this was Corbyn trying to do comedy at the Fringe.

Quote
During his talk, Corbyn said: 'Don't believe in Michael Gove Victorian theory of education that only English, Maths and Science matter. Nobody here is only interested in those three subjects, so why should our children be?'

This is the country that amongst other things build Concorde, that had a thriving ship building industry, is a world leader in geothermal energy research, that STILL has a thriving technology industry. None of that would have been possible without those core subjects.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4827676/Jeremy-Corbyn-claims-no-one-interested-core-subjects.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4827676/Jeremy-Corbyn-claims-no-one-interested-core-subjects.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 27, 2017, 08:11:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2017, 05:29:28 PM
WTF? Nobody is interested in English, Maths or Science any more? The Victorian legacy of Micheal Gove? Please tell me that this was Corbyn trying to do comedy at the Fringe.

Quote
During his talk, Corbyn said: 'Don't believe in Michael Gove Victorian theory of education that only English, Maths and Science matter. Nobody here is only interested in those three subjects, so why should our children be?'

This is the country that amongst other things build Concorde, that had a thriving ship building industry, is a world leader in geothermal energy research, that STILL has a thriving technology industry. None of that would have been possible without those core subjects.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4827676/Jeremy-Corbyn-claims-no-one-interested-core-subjects.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4827676/Jeremy-Corbyn-claims-no-one-interested-core-subjects.html)
facepalm:

Oh the irony.  So a bog street compo Daily Mail copywriter moans about English teaching and can't understand the meaning of 'Nobody here is only interested in those three subjects' so presents it as 'Nobody here is interested in those three subjects'

Thought you'd spot it Meister
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2017, 08:19:20 PM
Day 4 of insomnia, it's safe to say that I'm not at my best..  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2017, 03:16:15 AM
Bloody hell. Sprinting while carrying a 20lb bomb so that a school is out of the blast radius eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/28/policeman-sprints-with-20lb-live-bomb-on-his-back-to-save-400-school-children-6884302/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/28/policeman-sprints-with-20lb-live-bomb-on-his-back-to-save-400-school-children-6884302/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2017, 04:44:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2017, 03:16:15 AM
Bloody hell. Sprinting while carrying a 20lb bomb so that a school is out of the blast radius eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/28/policeman-sprints-with-20lb-live-bomb-on-his-back-to-save-400-school-children-6884302/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/28/policeman-sprints-with-20lb-live-bomb-on-his-back-to-save-400-school-children-6884302/)

The 'bomb' looks like an old artillery shell...  confused:

There wouldn't be much chance of it exploding unless some idiot picked it up and dropped it while trying to run with it...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2017, 08:53:50 AM
True but if he didn't realise that it must have taken some balls to just pick the damn thing up and run off with it.


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2017, 09:00:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2017, 08:53:50 AM
True but if he didn't realise that it must have taken some balls to just pick the damn thing up and run off with it.

I vote stupidity...

How did it get here? How long has it been here? What are the chances of it going off anytime soon? What if it is set to go off if anybody picks it up?

Evacuate school and call experts.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2017, 09:04:41 AM
Judging from one of the photos I'd say it had been left there by someone as it was lying on the ground rather than being at least partly buried. Unless the photographer was even more daft and walked over to take the shot after it had been jostled by a high velocity copper.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2017, 10:06:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2017, 09:00:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2017, 08:53:50 AM
True but if he didn't realise that it must have taken some balls to just pick the damn thing up and run off with it.

I vote stupidity...

How did it get here? How long has it been here? What are the chances of it going off anytime soon? What if it is set to go off if anybody picks it up?

Evacuate school and call experts.
Make that 2 votes stupidity
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2017, 01:35:34 AM
Is it just me or did it sound better for the plunge..  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4833212/Man-makes-50mph-bungee-jump-playing-bagpipes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4833212/Man-makes-50mph-bungee-jump-playing-bagpipes.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2017, 03:53:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2017, 01:35:34 AM
Is it just me or did it sound better for the plunge..  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4833212/Man-makes-50mph-bungee-jump-playing-bagpipes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4833212/Man-makes-50mph-bungee-jump-playing-bagpipes.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

Better still if it had been longer and he'd gone under the water...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2017, 06:26:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2017, 06:29:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 03, 2017, 06:26:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2017, 10:40:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 03, 2017, 06:26:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB)

 lol: lol: lol:    noooo:  You would think by there age they would know betterer   noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2017, 12:34:35 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 03, 2017, 10:40:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 03, 2017, 06:26:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB)

 lol: lol: lol:    noooo:  You would think by there age they would know betterer   noooo: noooo:
My first thought was was it one of us  redface:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2017, 04:09:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 03, 2017, 12:34:35 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 03, 2017, 10:40:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 03, 2017, 06:26:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB)

 lol: lol: lol:    noooo:  You would think by there age they would know betterer   noooo: noooo:
My first thought was it was Nick  redface:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2017, 05:18:46 PM
 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2017, 06:23:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2017, 04:09:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 03, 2017, 12:34:35 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 03, 2017, 10:40:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 03, 2017, 06:26:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB)

 lol: lol: lol:    noooo:  You would think by there age they would know betterer   noooo: noooo:
My first thought was it was Nick  redface:

 whistle:
Actually he has a text message saying t'otherwise

To which he replied "who are you"?   ::)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2017, 06:26:13 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2017, 08:25:36 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 08:50:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2017, 08:25:36 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2017, 08:52:13 AM
It just gets worserer as the story goes on............... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 06, 2017, 10:07:26 AM
Good grief!   facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2017, 02:03:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 06, 2017, 08:50:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2017, 08:25:36 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860)

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

“After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary." doublefacepalm

Or maybe scientology documentary is an all new euphemism for a shag
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 06, 2017, 02:15:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 06, 2017, 02:03:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 06, 2017, 08:50:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2017, 08:25:36 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860)

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

“After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary." doublefacepalm

Or maybe scientology documentary is an all new euphemism for a shag
Nick will know.

Perhaps it was a mis-quotation for "Scatology Documentary"?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 02:17:50 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 06, 2017, 02:15:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 06, 2017, 02:03:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 06, 2017, 08:50:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2017, 08:25:36 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860)

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

“After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary." doublefacepalm

Or maybe scientology documentary is an all new euphemism for a shag
Nick will know.

Perhaps it was a mis-quotation for "Scatology Documentary"?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2017, 08:57:29 AM
To be honest she could have just left it, after all if he was taking her back to watch a Scientology documentary then it's clear that he is used to accepting any old shite.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2017, 09:11:47 AM
I was going to say only in America but something tells me that only in the NRA would be more accurate...  eeek:

"We're gonna shoot that there tornado to show it we mean business....." I'll say this for Mr Darwin sir, he doesn't miss a chance to thin out the gene pool.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4869358/Florida-sheriff-pleads-people-not-SHOOT-Irma.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4869358/Florida-sheriff-pleads-people-not-SHOOT-Irma.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2017, 10:45:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2017, 08:57:29 AM
To be honest she could have just left it, after all if he was taking her back to watch a Scientology documentary then it's clear that he is used to accepting any old shite.  whistle:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 10, 2017, 08:59:49 PM
One of Nottingham's finest  whistle:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKb57ZmCjUM#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2017, 10:52:27 PM
Quote from: Just One More on September 10, 2017, 08:59:49 PM
One of Nottingham's finest  whistle:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKb57ZmCjUM#)
Nod's Mum?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2017, 09:15:40 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2017, 09:29:32 PM
As much as we take the piss out of BM over his lack of hair it could have been far worse, you could be this poor bastard...  lol:
 
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F09%2F11%2F08%2F442583A900000578-0-image-a-1_1505114812615.jpg&hash=21a9cfd864ea97bb55c6b155587b6a452353d463)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4871946/Macedonian-footballer-mocked-unfortunate-bald-patch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4871946/Macedonian-footballer-mocked-unfortunate-bald-patch.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2017, 05:26:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2017, 09:29:32 PM
As much as we take the piss out of BM over his lack of hair it could have been far worse, you could be this poor bastard...  lol:
 
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F09%2F11%2F08%2F442583A900000578-0-image-a-1_1505114812615.jpg&hash=21a9cfd864ea97bb55c6b155587b6a452353d463)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4871946/Macedonian-footballer-mocked-unfortunate-bald-patch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4871946/Macedonian-footballer-mocked-unfortunate-bald-patch.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2017, 02:27:01 PM
How do you know he isn't the same?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2017, 02:44:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2017, 02:27:01 PM
How do you know he isn't the same?  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2017, 08:55:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2017, 02:44:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2017, 02:27:01 PM
How do you know he isn't the same?  whistle:

 evil:

It would explain the bucket. You will need to collar LL when she is over here to ask her...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2017, 09:17:29 PM
Surely there must have been a point where their plastic surgeon suggested that they may be going a little too far. Removing 6 ribs for christ sake? There is a reason those are there and it isn't so that you can do this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F09%2F13%2F12%2F443AA39000000578-0-Pixie_Fox_had_six_ribs_removed_to_achieve_her_minute_waist-m-15_1505301208518.jpg&hash=da5e6e2cf7932386d82f22678b494422f2bd0f3e)

I hate to tell you this love but while you may have blown thousands on making yourself look younger and like barbie your hands easily give you away as being in your mid to late forties.  whistle:

And the less said about gargantuarse woman the better  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4879966/Are-extreme-plastic-surgery-addicts-ever.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4879966/Are-extreme-plastic-surgery-addicts-ever.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2017, 04:27:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2017, 09:17:29 PM
Surely there must have been a point where their plastic surgeon suggested that they may be going a little too far. Removing 6 ribs for christ sake? There is a reason those are there and it isn't so that you can do this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F09%2F13%2F12%2F443AA39000000578-0-Pixie_Fox_had_six_ribs_removed_to_achieve_her_minute_waist-m-15_1505301208518.jpg&hash=da5e6e2cf7932386d82f22678b494422f2bd0f3e)

I hate to tell you this love but while you may have blown thousands on making yourself look younger and like barbie your hands easily give you away as being in your mid to late forties.  whistle:

And the less said about gargantuarse woman the better  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4879966/Are-extreme-plastic-surgery-addicts-ever.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4879966/Are-extreme-plastic-surgery-addicts-ever.html)

Monstrous...   sick2:

It is a trick cyclist they need, not a plastic surgeon...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 14, 2017, 08:32:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2017, 04:27:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2017, 09:17:29 PM
Surely there must have been a point where their plastic surgeon suggested that they may be going a little too far. Removing 6 ribs for christ sake? There is a reason those are there and it isn't so that you can do this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F09%2F13%2F12%2F443AA39000000578-0-Pixie_Fox_had_six_ribs_removed_to_achieve_her_minute_waist-m-15_1505301208518.jpg&hash=da5e6e2cf7932386d82f22678b494422f2bd0f3e)

I hate to tell you this love but while you may have blown thousands on making yourself look younger and like barbie your hands easily give you away as being in your mid to late forties.  whistle:

And the less said about gargantuarse woman the better  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4879966/Are-extreme-plastic-surgery-addicts-ever.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4879966/Are-extreme-plastic-surgery-addicts-ever.html)

Monstrous...   sick2:

It is a trick cyclist they need, not a plastic surgeon...  noooo:

I agree  Thumbs:

Who in gods name would find this attractive  rubschin:

Even Nick would struggle  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2017, 08:49:13 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41243025 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41243025)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 14, 2017, 09:30:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2017, 09:17:29 PM
. .And the less said about gargantuarse woman the better  sick2: . .
quite  sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 14, 2017, 09:35:28 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 14, 2017, 08:49:13 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41243025 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41243025)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2017, 10:25:49 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 14, 2017, 08:49:13 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41243025 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41243025)

Perhaps it looks better from further away* like...?  rubschin:










* about 100 miles.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2017, 02:24:45 PM
We need some more evidence here. Misty, Boogsy, Miss D, you've all met bucket bonce so would you say that you found him to be more masculine and dominant because he is an baldy....   rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4887064/Bald-men-perceived-dominant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4887064/Bald-men-perceived-dominant.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2017, 02:47:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2017, 02:24:45 PM
We need some more evidence here. Misty, Boogsy, Miss D, you've all met bucket bonce so would you say that you found him to be more masculine and dominant because he is an baldy....   rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4887064/Bald-men-perceived-dominant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4887064/Bald-men-perceived-dominant.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2017, 02:49:12 PM
LL will be pissing herself laughing..................
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2017, 03:01:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2017, 02:49:12 PM
LL will be pissing herself laughing..................

I think her PC might be broken...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2017, 10:56:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 15, 2017, 03:01:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2017, 02:49:12 PM
LL will be pissing herself laughing..................

I think her PC might be broken...  whistle:

Notice how there is no response from Misty, Boogsy or Miss D either...  rubschin:

Does anyone have the keys to the cellar.....  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2017, 12:32:03 PM
WTF?  eeek:

There are some people who clearly should not be allowed out without a carer  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4888342/Human-Ken-Doll-Rodrigo-Alves-loses-new-teeth-Marbella.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4888342/Human-Ken-Doll-Rodrigo-Alves-loses-new-teeth-Marbella.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 16, 2017, 01:12:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2017, 12:32:03 PM
WTF?  eeek:

There are some people who clearly should not be allowed out without a carer  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4888342/Human-Ken-Doll-Rodrigo-Alves-loses-new-teeth-Marbella.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4888342/Human-Ken-Doll-Rodrigo-Alves-loses-new-teeth-Marbella.html)
How about just not allowed out?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2017, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2017, 10:56:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 15, 2017, 03:01:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 15, 2017, 02:49:12 PM
LL will be pissing herself laughing..................

I think her PC might be broken...  whistle:

Notice how there is no response from Misty, Boogsy or Miss D either...  rubschin:

Does anyone have the keys to the cellar.....  scared2:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2017, 02:44:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2017, 12:32:03 PM
WTF?  eeek:

There are some people who clearly should not be allowed out without a carer  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4888342/Human-Ken-Doll-Rodrigo-Alves-loses-new-teeth-Marbella.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4888342/Human-Ken-Doll-Rodrigo-Alves-loses-new-teeth-Marbella.html)

What an utter monster....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2017, 11:45:08 PM
What? Why? Just what medication are you on that made you think this would be a good idea in the first place...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/16/man-had-to-call-firefighters-after-getting-his-penis-stuck-in-weights-at-the-gym-6933090/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/16/man-had-to-call-firefighters-after-getting-his-penis-stuck-in-weights-at-the-gym-6933090/)

Quote
Eventually, he had to be sedated as firefighters using angle grinders, a saw and a hydraulic rescue device broke the weight to finally release the penis.

Sedated? I'd have had the stupid bastard strapped down and bleedin' sectioned as well.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2017, 04:41:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2017, 11:45:08 PM
What? Why? Just what medication are you on that made you think this would be a good idea in the first place...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/16/man-had-to-call-firefighters-after-getting-his-penis-stuck-in-weights-at-the-gym-6933090/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/16/man-had-to-call-firefighters-after-getting-his-penis-stuck-in-weights-at-the-gym-6933090/)

Quote
Eventually, he had to be sedated as firefighters using angle grinders, a saw and a hydraulic rescue device broke the weight to finally release the penis.

Sedated? I'd have had the stupid bastard strapped down and bleedin' sectioned as well.  noooo:

I just can'y imagine the thought process that ends up with, "I'll stick me knob in that weight"...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2017, 09:19:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2017, 04:41:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2017, 11:45:08 PM
What? Why? Just what medication are you on that made you think this would be a good idea in the first place...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/16/man-had-to-call-firefighters-after-getting-his-penis-stuck-in-weights-at-the-gym-6933090/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/16/man-had-to-call-firefighters-after-getting-his-penis-stuck-in-weights-at-the-gym-6933090/)

Quote
Eventually, he had to be sedated as firefighters using angle grinders, a saw and a hydraulic rescue device broke the weight to finally release the penis.

Sedated? I'd have had the stupid bastard strapped down and bleedin' sectioned as well.  noooo:

I just can'y imagine the thought process that ends up with, "I'll stick me knob in that weight"...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Probably starts with being thick, ugly and spent all his money on booze
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2017, 03:14:05 PM
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina/ (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina/)   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2017, 03:17:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2017, 03:14:05 PM
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina/ (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina/)   eeek:

Quote
Ms. Morrison suffered from severe internal bleeding but is now stable, while her husband has suffered only a few scratches and bruises.

 eeek: What (or who) else did she have up there?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2017, 03:18:40 PM
Some old cables??   Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2017, 04:11:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2017, 03:18:40 PM
Some old cables??   Shrugs:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2017, 04:20:03 PM
Or a turnip  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2017, 04:21:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2017, 04:20:03 PM
Or a turnip  eeek:

Looking at the picture it could be an owld Sierra!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2017, 04:31:31 PM
It's safe to say that if she ever ends up pregnant it's going to be an easy labour. Hell the poor kid would probably spend the last couple of of the pregnancy months bungee jumping...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2017, 04:47:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2017, 04:21:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2017, 04:20:03 PM
Or a turnip  eeek:

Looking at the picture it could be an owld Sierra!  lol:

Jim   sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2017, 07:09:35 PM
http://www.snopes.com/tag/world-news-daily-report/ (http://www.snopes.com/tag/world-news-daily-report/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2017, 10:38:00 AM
Call this a hunch but given they aren't the only budget airline out there suspect that this is the beginning of the end for Ryanair.

If canceling the flights en mass wasn't bad enough, making passengers dial a premium rate number to rebook is just taking the piss. I can't see them recovering from this public relations disaster, even sacking O'leary isn't going to make a difference at this point.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901840/Ryanair-offers-pilots-12-000-bonuses-work.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901840/Ryanair-offers-pilots-12-000-bonuses-work.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2017, 04:12:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2017, 10:38:00 AM
Call this a hunch but given they aren't the only budget airline out there suspect that this is the beginning of the end for Ryanair.

If canceling the flights en mass wasn't bad enough, making passengers dial a premium rate number to rebook is just taking the piss. I can't see them recovering from this public relations disaster, even sacking O'leary isn't going to make a difference at this point.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901840/Ryanair-offers-pilots-12-000-bonuses-work.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901840/Ryanair-offers-pilots-12-000-bonuses-work.html)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2017, 07:05:04 PM
Am I a bad person for getting a warm fuzzy feeling at the thought of O'Leary back to to sign on because nobody would hire him afterwards?    redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2017, 01:45:16 AM
Jesus!!  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F09%2F20%2F11%2F448223E400000578-4902168-An_X_ray_of_the_man_showed_a_six_foot_long_metal_rod_pierced_thr-m-6_1505902362729.jpg&hash=f5557aab852c5f40d5eb71eb78b0524e5659b366)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4902168/Man-survives-impaled-six-foot-long-rod.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4902168/Man-survives-impaled-six-foot-long-rod.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2017, 07:18:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2017, 01:45:16 AM
Jesus!!  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F09%2F20%2F11%2F448223E400000578-4902168-An_X_ray_of_the_man_showed_a_six_foot_long_metal_rod_pierced_thr-m-6_1505902362729.jpg&hash=f5557aab852c5f40d5eb71eb78b0524e5659b366)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4902168/Man-survives-impaled-six-foot-long-rod.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4902168/Man-survives-impaled-six-foot-long-rod.html)
Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2017, 07:59:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2017, 01:45:16 AM
Jesus!!  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F09%2F20%2F11%2F448223E400000578-4902168-An_X_ray_of_the_man_showed_a_six_foot_long_metal_rod_pierced_thr-m-6_1505902362729.jpg&hash=f5557aab852c5f40d5eb71eb78b0524e5659b366)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4902168/Man-survives-impaled-six-foot-long-rod.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4902168/Man-survives-impaled-six-foot-long-rod.html)

 eeek:

Quote
The 37-year-old man had been struck by lightning, which caused him to fall on the long stick.

Not really his day was it...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2017, 08:00:36 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2017, 04:11:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2017, 07:59:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2017, 01:45:16 AM
Jesus!!  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F09%2F20%2F11%2F448223E400000578-4902168-An_X_ray_of_the_man_showed_a_six_foot_long_metal_rod_pierced_thr-m-6_1505902362729.jpg&hash=f5557aab852c5f40d5eb71eb78b0524e5659b366)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4902168/Man-survives-impaled-six-foot-long-rod.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4902168/Man-survives-impaled-six-foot-long-rod.html)

 eeek:

Quote
The 37-year-old man had been struck by lightning, which caused him to fall on the long stick.

Not really his day was it...?

What is Mandarin for Nick?  rubschin:  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2017, 11:46:47 AM
Who the hell would want to kill David Jason?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2017, 11:55:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2017, 11:46:47 AM
Who the hell would want to kill David Jason?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2017, 12:10:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 23, 2017, 11:55:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2017, 11:46:47 AM
Who the hell would want to kill David Jason?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html)

 eeek:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2017, 01:45:14 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2017, 12:10:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 23, 2017, 11:55:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2017, 11:46:47 AM
Who the hell would want to kill David Jason?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html)

 eeek:

Shrugs:
Celebrity Death Bingoists
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2017, 01:49:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 23, 2017, 01:45:14 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2017, 12:10:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 23, 2017, 11:55:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2017, 11:46:47 AM
Who the hell would want to kill David Jason?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html)

 eeek:

Shrugs:
Celebrity Death Bingoists

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2017, 05:16:32 PM
 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 23, 2017, 08:11:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2017, 11:46:47 AM
Who the hell would want to kill David Jason?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html)

I thought there was a load of stuff flying around at some point about his association with known paedophiles  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2017, 09:42:01 PM
Bloody hell!!  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4913516/Woman-loses-leg-tram-ploughs-her.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4913516/Woman-loses-leg-tram-ploughs-her.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2017, 11:06:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2017, 09:42:01 PM
Bloody hell!!  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4913516/Woman-loses-leg-tram-ploughs-her.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4913516/Woman-loses-leg-tram-ploughs-her.html)
eeek:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2017, 11:27:18 PM
A part of me has always wondered just how much input Mr Darwin sir had in the development of the smartphone....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2017, 05:36:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2017, 09:42:01 PM
Bloody hell!!  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4913516/Woman-loses-leg-tram-ploughs-her.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4913516/Woman-loses-leg-tram-ploughs-her.html)

Bloody hell!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2017, 12:15:14 PM
I did wonder which side of the family Apey got it from....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914306/Phantom-mourner-gatecrashes-funerals-unmasked.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914306/Phantom-mourner-gatecrashes-funerals-unmasked.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2017, 12:24:47 PM
Looking at the state of the world it's clear that it is the perfect time to offload a huge amount of military equipment and bargain basement prices. If any members of the civil service or MOD are reading this the first sentence is what is known as sarcasm as looking at just how stable things are at the moment the last thing we should be doing is getting rid of equipment and downsizing the armed forces.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4913854/Military-assets-including-ships-dumped-knockdown-prices.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4913854/Military-assets-including-ships-dumped-knockdown-prices.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2017, 09:51:56 PM
On top of Old Smokey.....?  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/24/climbers-got-so-stoned-on-top-of-lake-district-mountain-they-couldnt-get-back-down-6952017/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/24/climbers-got-so-stoned-on-top-of-lake-district-mountain-they-couldnt-get-back-down-6952017/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2017, 10:12:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2017, 09:51:56 PM
On top of Old Smokey.....?  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/24/climbers-got-so-stoned-on-top-of-lake-district-mountain-they-couldnt-get-back-down-6952017/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/24/climbers-got-so-stoned-on-top-of-lake-district-mountain-they-couldnt-get-back-down-6952017/)
noooo: noooo: noooo: should have left them there to die, that'd learn them
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2017, 05:12:45 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 24, 2017, 10:12:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2017, 09:51:56 PM
On top of Old Smokey.....?  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/24/climbers-got-so-stoned-on-top-of-lake-district-mountain-they-couldnt-get-back-down-6952017/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/24/climbers-got-so-stoned-on-top-of-lake-district-mountain-they-couldnt-get-back-down-6952017/)
noooo: noooo: noooo: should have left them there to die, that'd learn them

^^^ Wot he said ^^^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2017, 05:22:22 PM
I'm sorry, you have what for breakfast???  sick2: sick2: sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/this-man-loves-cows-so-much-he-drinks-their-urine-daily-and-eats-dung-for-breakfast-6957051/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/this-man-loves-cows-so-much-he-drinks-their-urine-daily-and-eats-dung-for-breakfast-6957051/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2017, 05:23:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2017, 05:22:22 PM
I'm sorry, you have what for breakfast???  sick2: sick2: sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/this-man-loves-cows-so-much-he-drinks-their-urine-daily-and-eats-dung-for-breakfast-6957051/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/this-man-loves-cows-so-much-he-drinks-their-urine-daily-and-eats-dung-for-breakfast-6957051/)

Not clicking!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2017, 05:35:04 PM
SHouldn't this be in the foods of wrongness thread?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2017, 06:30:05 PM
I did consider it but the story seemed to be more about a headcase than disgusting food.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2017, 06:54:56 PM
And the moral of the story is always research a symbol before you have it tattooed on your arm....  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/man-got-same-tattoo-as-dog-didnt-realise-it-was-a-neuter-symbol-6957713/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/man-got-same-tattoo-as-dog-didnt-realise-it-was-a-neuter-symbol-6957713/#mv-a)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2017, 07:44:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2017, 06:54:56 PM
And the moral of the story is always research a symbol before you have it tattooed on your arm....  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/man-got-same-tattoo-as-dog-didnt-realise-it-was-a-neuter-symbol-6957713/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/man-got-same-tattoo-as-dog-didnt-realise-it-was-a-neuter-symbol-6957713/#mv-a)

I could get one...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 26, 2017, 08:46:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 26, 2017, 05:23:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 26, 2017, 05:22:22 PM
I'm sorry, you have what for breakfast???  sick2: sick2: sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/this-man-loves-cows-so-much-he-drinks-their-urine-daily-and-eats-dung-for-breakfast-6957051/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/this-man-loves-cows-so-much-he-drinks-their-urine-daily-and-eats-dung-for-breakfast-6957051/)

Not clicking!  sick2:
Oh you should, it's a happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on September 27, 2017, 08:48:59 AM
It beggars believe  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2017, 10:35:21 AM
I'm sure that I'm supposed to feel sorry for George but for some reason I really can't be arsed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931818/Brexit-costs-George-Osborne-s-family-1-million.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931818/Brexit-costs-George-Osborne-s-family-1-million.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2017, 11:20:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2017, 10:35:21 AM
I'm sure that I'm supposed to feel sorry for George but for some reason I really can't be arsed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931818/Brexit-costs-George-Osborne-s-family-1-million.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931818/Brexit-costs-George-Osborne-s-family-1-million.html)

I saw that, sadly it isn't as it appears (http://www.timworstall.com/2017/09/29/no-theyve-got-this-wrong-about-hedging-losses/)...  cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 29, 2017, 06:35:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2017, 11:20:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2017, 10:35:21 AM
I'm sure that I'm supposed to feel sorry for George but for some reason I really can't be arsed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931818/Brexit-costs-George-Osborne-s-family-1-million.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931818/Brexit-costs-George-Osborne-s-family-1-million.html)

I saw that, sadly it isn't as it appears (http://www.timworstall.com/2017/09/29/no-theyve-got-this-wrong-about-hedging-losses/)...  cry:
So it seems

Top correctorising BM  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2017, 05:07:52 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 29, 2017, 06:35:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2017, 11:20:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2017, 10:35:21 AM
I'm sure that I'm supposed to feel sorry for George but for some reason I really can't be arsed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931818/Brexit-costs-George-Osborne-s-family-1-million.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931818/Brexit-costs-George-Osborne-s-family-1-million.html)

I saw that, sadly it isn't as it appears (http://www.timworstall.com/2017/09/29/no-theyve-got-this-wrong-about-hedging-losses/)...  cry:
So it seems

Top correctorising BM  :thumbsup:

 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2017, 08:47:08 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4937510/Marilyn-Manson-crushed-falling-prop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4937510/Marilyn-Manson-crushed-falling-prop.html)

 noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2017, 09:02:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2017, 08:47:08 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4937510/Marilyn-Manson-crushed-falling-prop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4937510/Marilyn-Manson-crushed-falling-prop.html)

 noooo:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2017, 11:01:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2017, 09:02:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2017, 08:47:08 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4937510/Marilyn-Manson-crushed-falling-prop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4937510/Marilyn-Manson-crushed-falling-prop.html)

 noooo:

Shrugs:
noooo:  noooo:

Less than my favourite artist but this sounds nasty
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2017, 11:42:38 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 01, 2017, 11:01:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2017, 09:02:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2017, 08:47:08 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4937510/Marilyn-Manson-crushed-falling-prop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4937510/Marilyn-Manson-crushed-falling-prop.html)

 noooo:

Shrugs:
noooo:  noooo:

Less than my favourite artist but this sounds nasty

[understatement]He's not to everyone's taste[/understatement] but he's an experienced performer who has most likely done the same thing multiple times during his tour. Unfortunately on this occasion the guns weren't properly secured. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2017, 10:46:49 PM
Didn't realise Apey was on holiday...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/cunning-man-tries-to-dodge-hotel-bill-by-climbing-out-onto-telephone-wires-6971744/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/cunning-man-tries-to-dodge-hotel-bill-by-climbing-out-onto-telephone-wires-6971744/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2017, 02:33:17 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4941228/Footballer-loses-testicle-kicked-groin.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4941228/Footballer-loses-testicle-kicked-groin.html)

Apey will have a field day with this one, there are just TMJ...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2017, 02:35:13 AM
One resident nearby said the news was 'awful' while another added that it was 'not a massive shock'.

May not have been a massive shock for you but something tells me that it was one for the owner...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4942830/Dog-walker-finds-penis-testicles-Brean-beach.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4942830/Dog-walker-finds-penis-testicles-Brean-beach.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2017, 02:43:02 AM
I know that there are TMJ but this strikes me as being a real pain in the arse...  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/hackers-can-detect-your-butt-plug-from-outside-your-house-and-turn-it-on-6971070/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/hackers-can-detect-your-butt-plug-from-outside-your-house-and-turn-it-on-6971070/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2017, 06:11:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2017, 02:43:02 AM
I know that there are TMJ but this strikes me as being a real pain in the arse...  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/hackers-can-detect-your-butt-plug-from-outside-your-house-and-turn-it-on-6971070/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/hackers-can-detect-your-butt-plug-from-outside-your-house-and-turn-it-on-6971070/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 03, 2017, 07:50:04 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:  to all those ^
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2017, 09:42:41 AM
In all honesty I figured that would end up being one of those stories that would give Apey an entire routine.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2017, 08:33:31 PM
Would this be what they mean by being in the doghouse....  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4943416/Art-two-buildings-having-SEX-scrapped-Louvre.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4943416/Art-two-buildings-having-SEX-scrapped-Louvre.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2017, 03:16:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2017, 08:33:31 PM
Would this be what they mean by being in the doghouse....  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4943416/Art-two-buildings-having-SEX-scrapped-Louvre.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4943416/Art-two-buildings-having-SEX-scrapped-Louvre.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2017, 11:46:34 AM
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-handed-p45-form-as-prankster-lee-nelson-interrupts-tory-conference-speech-a3650431.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-handed-p45-form-as-prankster-lee-nelson-interrupts-tory-conference-speech-a3650431.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2017, 12:54:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2017, 11:46:34 AM
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-handed-p45-form-as-prankster-lee-nelson-interrupts-tory-conference-speech-a3650431.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-handed-p45-form-as-prankster-lee-nelson-interrupts-tory-conference-speech-a3650431.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 04, 2017, 06:04:04 PM
 noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

 Oh dear  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwhGEM7zO0)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2017, 06:04:04 PM
noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

 Oh dear  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwhGEM7zO0)

[urlhttps://order-order.com/2017/10/04/bartlett/]Indeed[/url]...  noooo:
 
Perhaps they just have a lot of monkeys with typewriters...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 04, 2017, 06:54:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2017, 06:04:04 PM
noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

 Oh dear  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwhGEM7zO0)

[urlhttps://order-order.com/2017/10/04/bartlett/]Indeed[/url]...  noooo:
 
Perhaps they just have a lot of monkeys with typewriters...?  rubschin:

http://order-order.com/2017/10/04/bartlett/ (http://order-order.com/2017/10/04/bartlett/)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2017, 07:25:13 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2017, 06:54:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 04, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 04, 2017, 06:04:04 PM
noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

 Oh dear  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwhGEM7zO0)

[urlhttps://order-order.com/2017/10/04/bartlett/]Indeed[/url]...  noooo:
 
Perhaps they just have a lot of monkeys with typewriters...?  rubschin:

http://order-order.com/2017/10/04/bartlett/ (http://order-order.com/2017/10/04/bartlett/)

 :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2017, 12:18:36 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4955434/Prankster-father-turns-tables-African-visa-conman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4955434/Prankster-father-turns-tables-African-visa-conman.html)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2017, 01:10:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2017, 12:18:36 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4955434/Prankster-father-turns-tables-African-visa-conman.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4955434/Prankster-father-turns-tables-African-visa-conman.html)

 lol:

The rap music was amusing...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2017, 02:18:06 AM
I think that someone has managed to out Nick Nick!  eeek: How the hell do you accidentally fire a torpedo, especially when you are moored in a dockyard at the time???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2017, 05:33:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2017, 02:18:06 AM
I think that someone has managed to out Nick Nick!  eeek: How the hell do you accidentally fire a torpedo, especially when you are moored in a dockyard at the time???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html)

"...but whatever you do, don't press this big red 'FIRE' button here... oh fuck...facepalm:"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2017, 08:28:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2017, 02:18:06 AM
I think that someone has managed to out Nick Nick!  eeek: How the hell do you accidentally fire a torpedo, especially when you are moored in a dockyard at the time???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html)

My hero  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2017, 10:39:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2017, 02:18:06 AM
I think that someone has managed to out Nick Nick!  eeek: How the hell do you accidentally fire a torpedo, especially when you are moored in a dockyard at the time???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html)
rubschin:  surely if it'd been Nick then it would have been him that got fired through the tube
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2017, 10:41:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 07, 2017, 10:39:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2017, 02:18:06 AM
I think that someone has managed to out Nick Nick!  eeek: How the hell do you accidentally fire a torpedo, especially when you are moored in a dockyard at the time???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html)
rubschin:  surely if it'd been Nick then it would have been him that got fired through the tube

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2017, 10:44:11 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 07, 2017, 10:39:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2017, 02:18:06 AM
I think that someone has managed to out Nick Nick!  eeek: How the hell do you accidentally fire a torpedo, especially when you are moored in a dockyard at the time???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html)
rubschin:  surely if it'd been Nick then it would have been him that got fired through the tube

I may be giving him too much credit but I doubt even Nick is daft enough to crawl down a torpedo tube....   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2017, 10:57:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2017, 10:44:11 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 07, 2017, 10:39:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2017, 02:18:06 AM
I think that someone has managed to out Nick Nick!  eeek: How the hell do you accidentally fire a torpedo, especially when you are moored in a dockyard at the time???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956732/Royal-Navy-operator-fired-torpedo-nuclear-sub-dockyard.html)
rubschin:  surely if it'd been Nick then it would have been him that got fired through the tube

I may be giving him too much credit but I doubt even Nick is daft enough to crawl down a torpedo tube....   rubschin:

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2017, 05:37:11 PM
 eeek:


(https://s1.postimg.org/880mb9dnmz/lasagna.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/880mb9dnmz/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2017, 06:05:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2017, 05:37:11 PM
eeek:


(https://s1.postimg.org/880mb9dnmz/lasagna.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/880mb9dnmz/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2017, 06:06:36 PM
SHould have gone for Tesco Finest  noooo: noooo:

I do  angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2017, 06:09:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2017, 06:06:36 PM
SHould have gone for Tesco Finest  noooo: noooo:

I do  angel1 angel1

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2017, 07:10:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2017, 06:06:36 PM
SHould have gone for Tesco Finest  noooo: noooo:

I do  angel1 angel1
noooo: Nothing like the real thing.










Waitrose lasagne
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 08, 2017, 07:11:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 08, 2017, 06:09:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2017, 06:06:36 PM
SHould have gone for Tesco Finest  noooo: noooo:

I do  angel1 angel1

 Shocked:
Shocked:  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 08, 2017, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2017, 05:37:11 PM
eeek:


(https://s1.postimg.org/880mb9dnmz/lasagna.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/880mb9dnmz/)
happy001

Jeez that place is a goldmine for such stories https://twitter.com/thesundaysport

"New conference hell for Theresa May! Nick Robinson lookalike shat in her handbag. Exclusive only in @thesundaysport"

https://twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/916334777833312256
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2017, 08:18:19 AM
So you are on a glass walkway when it suddenly starts cracking under you.......... nope can't think of a single reason why the guy would panic...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4962060/Tour-guide-freaks-glass-walk-cracks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4962060/Tour-guide-freaks-glass-walk-cracks.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2017, 08:31:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2017, 08:18:19 AM
So you are on a glass walkway when it suddenly starts cracking under you.......... nope can't think of a single reason why the guy would panic...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4962060/Tour-guide-freaks-glass-walk-cracks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4962060/Tour-guide-freaks-glass-walk-cracks.html)

Gawd, I'd shit meself!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2017, 09:36:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 10, 2017, 08:31:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2017, 08:18:19 AM
So you are on a glass walkway when it suddenly starts cracking under you.......... nope can't think of a single reason why the guy would panic...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4962060/Tour-guide-freaks-glass-walk-cracks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4962060/Tour-guide-freaks-glass-walk-cracks.html)

Gawd, I'd shit meself!  lol: lol: lol:
noooo:  I'd hunt down the bastard that thought that funny and pull their limbs off one by one






maybe
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2017, 05:38:14 PM
RoboDalek the future of law enforcement...  scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F10%2F10%2F15%2F452B97F400000578-4966604-It_may_sound_like_the_plot_from_the_latest_science_fiction_block-a-12_1507647052143.jpg&hash=53f0cc9086a1ea0bdc6364369e026aa1ca8de24e)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4966604/Robotic-POLICE-hit-streets-Beijing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4966604/Robotic-POLICE-hit-streets-Beijing.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2017, 05:44:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2017, 05:38:14 PM
RoboDalek the future of law enforcement...  scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F10%2F10%2F15%2F452B97F400000578-4966604-It_may_sound_like_the_plot_from_the_latest_science_fiction_block-a-12_1507647052143.jpg&hash=53f0cc9086a1ea0bdc6364369e026aa1ca8de24e)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4966604/Robotic-POLICE-hit-streets-Beijing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4966604/Robotic-POLICE-hit-streets-Beijing.html)

Utter shite...  noooo:

They can't give you a good shoeing, would be defeated by a flight of stairs and could be disabled with a bin bag... Wankah:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2017, 05:49:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 10, 2017, 05:44:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2017, 05:38:14 PM
RoboDalek the future of law enforcement...  scared2:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F10%2F10%2F15%2F452B97F400000578-4966604-It_may_sound_like_the_plot_from_the_latest_science_fiction_block-a-12_1507647052143.jpg&hash=53f0cc9086a1ea0bdc6364369e026aa1ca8de24e)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4966604/Robotic-POLICE-hit-streets-Beijing.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4966604/Robotic-POLICE-hit-streets-Beijing.html)

Utter shite...  noooo:

They can't give you a good shoeing, would be defeated by a flight of stairs and could be disabled with a bin bag... Wankah:
They don't need to be able to use a flight of stairs, just push the prisoner down one.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2017, 09:20:38 AM
Perhaps they could be adapted to give stroppy kids a good clouting in skool corridors  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2017, 12:16:56 PM
Not that I want to worry Baldymort but have you said anything around Google Home that you wouldn't want heard..............?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4969300/Home-Mini-smart-speaker-flaw-let-Google-spy-you.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4969300/Home-Mini-smart-speaker-flaw-let-Google-spy-you.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2017, 12:31:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2017, 12:16:56 PM
Not that I want to worry Baldymort but have you said anything around Google Home that you wouldn't want heard..............?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4969300/Home-Mini-smart-speaker-flaw-let-Google-spy-you.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4969300/Home-Mini-smart-speaker-flaw-let-Google-spy-you.html)

I worry more about LL overhearing me than Google...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2017, 10:17:13 AM
As excuses why you can't come into work go...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/11/fresher-texts-boss-saying-hes-having-a-threesome-so-cant-make-his-first-shift-6993396/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/11/fresher-texts-boss-saying-hes-having-a-threesome-so-cant-make-his-first-shift-6993396/#mv-a)

Punishment decided by Facebook? It's safe to say the guy is well and truly buggered.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2017, 10:55:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2017, 10:17:13 AM
As excuses why you can't come into work go...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/11/fresher-texts-boss-saying-hes-having-a-threesome-so-cant-make-his-first-shift-6993396/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/11/fresher-texts-boss-saying-hes-having-a-threesome-so-cant-make-his-first-shift-6993396/#mv-a)

Punishment decided by Facebook? It's safe to say the guy is well and truly buggered.

I voted 'sack him'... little sod....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2017, 10:55:54 AM
I voted "Tell his Mum" redface: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2017, 11:53:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 12, 2017, 10:55:54 AM
I voted "Tell his Mum" redface: eveilgrin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2017, 11:59:39 AM
Sack him and 'accidentally' leak the story to the local media.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2017, 12:02:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2017, 11:59:39 AM
Sack him and 'accidentally' leak the story to the local media.  eveilgrin:

And then tell his Mum!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2017, 02:20:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 12, 2017, 12:02:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2017, 11:59:39 AM
Sack him and 'accidentally' leak the story to the local media.  eveilgrin:

And then tell his Mum!  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 12, 2017, 05:36:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 12, 2017, 12:02:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2017, 11:59:39 AM
Sack him and 'accidentally' leak the story to the local media.  eveilgrin:

And then tell his Mum!  :thumbsup:

 Wankah:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2017, 06:03:54 PM
You are right, looking like that will draw the attention of the ladies...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F10%2F13%2F15%2F454AEEC400000578-4977812-image-m-59_1507904203642.jpg&hash=c17e618683d10ec9fab23b029d67afb840daf740)

but it will be followed by them wondering what the hell you are on for thinking they would find that look attractive.  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 13, 2017, 08:19:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2017, 06:03:54 PM
You are right, looking like that will draw the attention of the ladies...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F10%2F13%2F15%2F454AEEC400000578-4977812-image-m-59_1507904203642.jpg&hash=c17e618683d10ec9fab23b029d67afb840daf740)

but it will be followed by them wondering what the hell you are on for thinking they would find that look attractive.  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html)
Looks a bit like one looked and vomited all over the tosser
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 13, 2017, 11:10:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2017, 06:03:54 PM
You are right, looking like that will draw the attention of the ladies...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F10%2F13%2F15%2F454AEEC400000578-4977812-image-m-59_1507904203642.jpg&hash=c17e618683d10ec9fab23b029d67afb840daf740)

but it will be followed by them wondering what the hell you are on for thinking they would find that look attractive.  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html)

Another one  Wankah:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2017, 06:07:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2017, 06:03:54 PM
You are right, looking like that will draw the attention of the ladies...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F10%2F13%2F15%2F454AEEC400000578-4977812-image-m-59_1507904203642.jpg&hash=c17e618683d10ec9fab23b029d67afb840daf740)

but it will be followed by them wondering what the hell you are on for thinking they would find that look attractive.  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html)

Mental...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2017, 03:26:52 PM
This might have happened a while ago but  eeek: eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/867958/pilot-sucked-out-plane-british-airways-1990-pictures (http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/867958/pilot-sucked-out-plane-british-airways-1990-pictures)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 18, 2017, 03:38:58 PM
I note the "shocking pictures" are marked as 'reconstruction' God knows why the Express dredged up this 27 year old story   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2017, 03:40:52 PM
I'd guess either a slow news day or that episode of crash investigations was on Dave the other night.

That aside you have to admit it must have been a horrific experience for the poor bastard.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2017, 04:00:29 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 18, 2017, 03:38:58 PM
I note the "shocking pictures" are marked as 'reconstruction' God knows why the Express dredged up this 27 year old story   noooo:

Indeed, the 'newspaper' seems to plumb new depths every single day...  noooo:

The only real shock to the story is that they didn't include the value of the pilot's property...  lol:

EDITED: To add I just realised it was The Express and not The Daily Fail....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2017, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2017, 04:00:29 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 18, 2017, 03:38:58 PM
I note the "shocking pictures" are marked as 'reconstruction' God knows why the Express dredged up this 27 year old story   noooo:

Indeed, the 'newspaper' seems to plumb new depths every single day...  noooo:

The only real shock to the story is that they didn't include the value of the pilot's property...  lol:

EDITED: To add I just realised it was The Express and not The Daily Fail....  noooo:

You seem to have as much fun moaning about the papers as anything else which is one of the reasons I keep posting them. Can't continuously take the piss out of you without giving something back...  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 19, 2017, 02:07:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2017, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2017, 04:00:29 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 18, 2017, 03:38:58 PM
I note the "shocking pictures" are marked as 'reconstruction' God knows why the Express dredged up this 27 year old story   noooo:

Indeed, the 'newspaper' seems to plumb new depths every single day...  noooo:

The only real shock to the story is that they didn't include the value of the pilot's property...  lol:

EDITED: To add I just realised it was The Express and not The Daily Fail....  noooo:

You seem to have as much fun moaning about the papers as anything else which is one of the reasons I keep posting them. Can't continuously take the piss out of you without giving something back...  angel1
The Express is a seriously shite rag.  And yes in comparison the Mail looks good - and that takes some doing

That incident was very famous at the time (you were likely at school you whippersnapper you) and it is hard to decide what is more incredible:  that the Captain survived, that he flew again, that anyone could be so bleeding stupid misfitting 90 screws or that no one went to jail

Full report:  https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/5422faa7e5274a131400078d/1-1992_G-BJRT_2_.pdf

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2017, 02:22:00 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 19, 2017, 02:07:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2017, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2017, 04:00:29 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 18, 2017, 03:38:58 PM
I note the "shocking pictures" are marked as 'reconstruction' God knows why the Express dredged up this 27 year old story   noooo:

Indeed, the 'newspaper' seems to plumb new depths every single day...  noooo:

The only real shock to the story is that they didn't include the value of the pilot's property...  lol:

EDITED: To add I just realised it was The Express and not The Daily Fail....  noooo:

You seem to have as much fun moaning about the papers as anything else which is one of the reasons I keep posting them. Can't continuously take the piss out of you without giving something back...  angel1
The Express is a seriously shite rag.  And yes in comparison the Mail looks good - and that takes some doing

That incident was very famous at the time (you were likely at school you whippersnapper you) and it is hard to decide what is more incredible:  that the Captain survived, that he flew again, that anyone could be so bleeding stupid misfitting 90 screws or that no one went to jail

Full report:  https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/5422faa7e5274a131400078d/1-1992_G-BJRT_2_.pdf

It's good being the youngster on here  cloud9:

I get a daily news digest on my phone from a range of papers including the mail and the express (those 2 mainly to wind up BM's shite journalismometer).

He flew again after that? How the hell did he manage to fit balls that size into the cockpit.  worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 19, 2017, 10:02:27 PM
 lol:  lol:  lol:

 http://newsely.com/life/man-makes-hilarious-complaint-to-ikea-now-thousands-are-laughing-at-the-embarrassing-incident/ (http://newsely.com/life/man-makes-hilarious-complaint-to-ikea-now-thousands-are-laughing-at-the-embarrassing-incident/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2017, 12:30:41 AM
63 grand for a 4 day week? Bloody hell, what qualifications do I need to become a train driver.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4998858/Southern-Rail-chiefs-offer-drivers-63k-salaries.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4998858/Southern-Rail-chiefs-offer-drivers-63k-salaries.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2017, 08:20:40 PM
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2017, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2017, 08:20:40 PM
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 20, 2017, 11:09:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2017, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2017, 08:20:40 PM
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html)

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2017, 01:29:58 PM
http://newsthump.com/2015/03/02/man-forced-to-load-dishwasher-like-bomb-disposal-expert-to-prevent-wife-exploding/ (http://newsthump.com/2015/03/02/man-forced-to-load-dishwasher-like-bomb-disposal-expert-to-prevent-wife-exploding/)

Is it just me??
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2017, 02:28:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 22, 2017, 01:29:58 PM
http://newsthump.com/2015/03/02/man-forced-to-load-dishwasher-like-bomb-disposal-expert-to-prevent-wife-exploding/ (http://newsthump.com/2015/03/02/man-forced-to-load-dishwasher-like-bomb-disposal-expert-to-prevent-wife-exploding/)

Is it just me??

 lol: lol: lol:

I loads the dishwasher in our house....  angel1

LL is useless at it...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2017, 02:47:29 PM
The late Mrs Nick berated me about this daily. noooo:

Actually, she berated me about everything daily rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2017, 03:12:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 22, 2017, 02:47:29 PM
The late Mrs Nick berated me about this daily. noooo:

Actually, she berated me about everything daily rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 22, 2017, 03:22:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 22, 2017, 01:29:58 PM
http://newsthump.com/2015/03/02/man-forced-to-load-dishwasher-like-bomb-disposal-expert-to-prevent-wife-exploding/ (http://newsthump.com/2015/03/02/man-forced-to-load-dishwasher-like-bomb-disposal-expert-to-prevent-wife-exploding/)

Is it just me??
Yes
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 22, 2017, 03:24:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 22, 2017, 02:28:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 22, 2017, 01:29:58 PM
http://newsthump.com/2015/03/02/man-forced-to-load-dishwasher-like-bomb-disposal-expert-to-prevent-wife-exploding/ (http://newsthump.com/2015/03/02/man-forced-to-load-dishwasher-like-bomb-disposal-expert-to-prevent-wife-exploding/)

Is it just me??

 lol: lol: lol:

I loads the dishwasher in our house....  angel1

LL is useless at it...  noooo:
noooo: 

You do realise how much she had to practice to be so useless at it that you'd sort it

I spent ages getting bad at cutting the grass, cleaning the car etc etc
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2017, 03:26:22 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2017, 03:36:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 22, 2017, 03:24:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 22, 2017, 02:28:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 22, 2017, 01:29:58 PM
http://newsthump.com/2015/03/02/man-forced-to-load-dishwasher-like-bomb-disposal-expert-to-prevent-wife-exploding/ (http://newsthump.com/2015/03/02/man-forced-to-load-dishwasher-like-bomb-disposal-expert-to-prevent-wife-exploding/)

Is it just me??

 lol: lol: lol:

I loads the dishwasher in our house....  angel1

LL is useless at it...  noooo:
noooo: 

You do realise how much she had to practice to be so useless at it that you'd sort it

I spent ages getting bad at cutting the grass, cleaning the car etc etc

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 22, 2017, 03:52:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2017, 11:09:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2017, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2017, 08:20:40 PM
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html)

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

It appears that someone has seen sense:

WHO cancels Robert Mugabe goodwill ambassador role


 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41713919)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2017, 03:55:06 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 22, 2017, 03:52:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2017, 11:09:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2017, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2017, 08:20:40 PM
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html)

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

It appears that someone has seen sense:

WHO cancels Robert Mugabe goodwill ambassador role


 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41713919)

The question now is will the moron who gave him the role in the first place fall on his sword?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2017, 03:58:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2017, 03:55:06 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 22, 2017, 03:52:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2017, 11:09:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2017, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2017, 08:20:40 PM
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html)

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

It appears that someone has seen sense:

WHO cancels Robert Mugabe goodwill ambassador role


 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41713919)

The question now is will the moron who gave him the role in the first place fall on his sword?  noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2017, 04:02:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 22, 2017, 03:58:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2017, 03:55:06 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 22, 2017, 03:52:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2017, 11:09:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2017, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2017, 08:20:40 PM
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html)

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

It appears that someone has seen sense:

WHO cancels Robert Mugabe goodwill ambassador role


 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41713919)

The question now is will the moron who gave him the role in the first place fall on his sword?  noooo:

happy001

So I'm not alone in my cynicism then  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 22, 2017, 04:24:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2017, 04:02:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 22, 2017, 03:58:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2017, 03:55:06 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 22, 2017, 03:52:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2017, 11:09:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2017, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2017, 08:20:40 PM
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html)

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

It appears that someone has seen sense:

WHO cancels Robert Mugabe goodwill ambassador role


 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41713919)

The question now is will the moron who gave him the role in the first place fall on his sword?  noooo:

happy001

So I'm not alone in my cynicism then  lol:
Far from it

But he may get pushed onto that sword.  The self serving prat was clearly seeking to gain kudos, votes, back handers etc by appointing such a prominent black world figure and now he's managed to further publicise just what a nasty piece of work Mugabe is

Oh and no one should be shocked if he doesn't name Grace Mugabe instead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2017, 03:31:55 PM
Call it a hunch but I'm guessing that the standard response to seeing one of these is going to be less what is it and more fookin' hell kill it with fire...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/IJRODI-B3bE (http://youtu.be/IJRODI-B3bE)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5010397/Creepy-insect-terrorising-Australia-baffles-internet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5010397/Creepy-insect-terrorising-Australia-baffles-internet.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2017, 03:45:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2017, 03:31:55 PM
Call it a hunch but I'm guessing that the standard response to seeing one of these is going to be less what is it and more fookin' hell kill it with fire...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/IJRODI-B3bE (http://youtu.be/IJRODI-B3bE)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5010397/Creepy-insect-terrorising-Australia-baffles-internet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5010397/Creepy-insect-terrorising-Australia-baffles-internet.html)
Nah, it's stunning
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2017, 04:08:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 24, 2017, 03:45:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2017, 03:31:55 PM
Call it a hunch but I'm guessing that the standard response to seeing one of these is going to be less what is it and more fookin' hell kill it with fire...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/IJRODI-B3bE (http://youtu.be/IJRODI-B3bE)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5010397/Creepy-insect-terrorising-Australia-baffles-internet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5010397/Creepy-insect-terrorising-Australia-baffles-internet.html)
Nah, it's stunning

True, once you take the time to look at it it's amazing but that depends on people not freaking out when they first lay eyes on it.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2017, 05:42:47 PM
WTF??? Words fail me....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5011867/Man-told-destroy-footage-drug-user-outside-home.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5011867/Man-told-destroy-footage-drug-user-outside-home.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2017, 01:42:47 AM
If it wasn't for the fact that the actual age of the kid was mentioned I'd have wondered it if wasn't a certain bucket wearing manchild...

 noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5020391/Boy-11-shoved-2-magnets-nose.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5020391/Boy-11-shoved-2-magnets-nose.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2017, 05:40:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2017, 01:42:47 AM
If it wasn't for the fact that the actual age of the kid was mentioned I'd have wondered it if wasn't a certain bucket wearing manchild...

 noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5020391/Boy-11-shoved-2-magnets-nose.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5020391/Boy-11-shoved-2-magnets-nose.html)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 27, 2017, 08:35:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2017, 01:42:47 AM
If it wasn't for the fact that the actual age of the kid was mentioned I'd have wondered it if wasn't a certain bucket wearing manchild...

 noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5020391/Boy-11-shoved-2-magnets-nose.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5020391/Boy-11-shoved-2-magnets-nose.html)
rubschin: "The anonymous child, from Cyprus"

Running classes we think
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2017, 03:57:03 PM
Captain Calamity you say....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: boogs on October 29, 2017, 12:39:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2017, 03:57:03 PM
Captain Calamity you say....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html)

Nick could beat that with BM chucking the pies  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2017, 02:54:11 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 29, 2017, 12:39:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2017, 03:57:03 PM
Captain Calamity you say....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html)

Nick could beat that with BM chucking the pies  :thumbsup:

Haven't you years the stories about BM's aiming skills? Nick would be fine but the wall behind him would be covered...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2017, 03:57:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2017, 02:54:11 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 29, 2017, 12:39:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2017, 03:57:03 PM
Captain Calamity you say....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html)

Nick could beat that with BM chucking the pies  :thumbsup:

Haven't you years the stories about BM's aiming skills? Nick would be fine but the wall behind him would be covered...  noooo:
"Haven't you years the stories"  rubschin: I'm so glad it's not just me that does stuff like that
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2017, 10:35:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 29, 2017, 03:57:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2017, 02:54:11 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 29, 2017, 12:39:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2017, 03:57:03 PM
Captain Calamity you say....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html)

Nick could beat that with BM chucking the pies  :thumbsup:

Haven't you years the stories about BM's aiming skills? Nick would be fine but the wall behind him would be covered...  noooo:
"Haven't you years the stories"  rubschin: I'm so glad it's not just me that does stuff like that
I assumed it was a Welsh reference.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2017, 01:47:46 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2017, 10:35:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 29, 2017, 03:57:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2017, 02:54:11 PM
Quote from: boogs on October 29, 2017, 12:39:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2017, 03:57:03 PM
Captain Calamity you say....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html)

Nick could beat that with BM chucking the pies  :thumbsup:

Haven't you years the stories about BM's aiming skills? Nick would be fine but the wall behind him would be covered...  noooo:
"Haven't you years the stories"  rubschin: I'm so glad it's not just me that does stuff like that
I assumed it was a Welsh reference.

Notebook had a built in spellchecker that was a tad eccentric. Removed it now.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2017, 02:12:30 AM
[apey]Well i suppose it gives a new meaning to being hammered in the ring[/apey]  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/29/police-tweet-illegal-stream-of-anthony-joshua-fight-with-hardcore-porn-between-rounds-7036652/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/29/police-tweet-illegal-stream-of-anthony-joshua-fight-with-hardcore-porn-between-rounds-7036652/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 30, 2017, 09:13:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2017, 02:12:30 AM
[apey]Well i suppose it gives a new meaning to being hammered in the ring[/apey]  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/29/police-tweet-illegal-stream-of-anthony-joshua-fight-with-hardcore-porn-between-rounds-7036652/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/29/police-tweet-illegal-stream-of-anthony-joshua-fight-with-hardcore-porn-between-rounds-7036652/)

facepalm:

It were never like this in the days of The Dick of Dock Green
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2017, 11:11:12 AM
https://www.inquisitr.com/4582284/mans-3-foot-penis-and-11-pound-scrotum-gone-surgeons-give-20-year-old-new-lease-on-life/?utm_content=inf_11_3140_2&source=se&utm_source=se&utm_campaign=se&utm_medium=fb&tse_id=INF_a51b2910beb811e7b926579f881108d6 (https://www.inquisitr.com/4582284/mans-3-foot-penis-and-11-pound-scrotum-gone-surgeons-give-20-year-old-new-lease-on-life/?utm_content=inf_11_3140_2&source=se&utm_source=se&utm_campaign=se&utm_medium=fb&tse_id=INF_a51b2910beb811e7b926579f881108d6)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2017, 11:53:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 01, 2017, 11:11:12 AM
https://www.inquisitr.com/4582284/mans-3-foot-penis-and-11-pound-scrotum-gone-surgeons-give-20-year-old-new-lease-on-life/?utm_content=inf_11_3140_2&source=se&utm_source=se&utm_campaign=se&utm_medium=fb&tse_id=INF_a51b2910beb811e7b926579f881108d6 (https://www.inquisitr.com/4582284/mans-3-foot-penis-and-11-pound-scrotum-gone-surgeons-give-20-year-old-new-lease-on-life/?utm_content=inf_11_3140_2&source=se&utm_source=se&utm_campaign=se&utm_medium=fb&tse_id=INF_a51b2910beb811e7b926579f881108d6)

 eeek:

Quote
Horace Owiti Opiyo, who is called Florence

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2017, 11:55:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 01, 2017, 11:53:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 01, 2017, 11:11:12 AM
https://www.inquisitr.com/4582284/mans-3-foot-penis-and-11-pound-scrotum-gone-surgeons-give-20-year-old-new-lease-on-life/?utm_content=inf_11_3140_2&source=se&utm_source=se&utm_campaign=se&utm_medium=fb&tse_id=INF_a51b2910beb811e7b926579f881108d6 (https://www.inquisitr.com/4582284/mans-3-foot-penis-and-11-pound-scrotum-gone-surgeons-give-20-year-old-new-lease-on-life/?utm_content=inf_11_3140_2&source=se&utm_source=se&utm_campaign=se&utm_medium=fb&tse_id=INF_a51b2910beb811e7b926579f881108d6)

 eeek:

Quote
Horace Owiti Opiyo, who is called Florence

 eeek: eeek:

Maybe they got a bit carried away  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2017, 01:59:55 AM
Who the hell looks at an article and then checks the first letter in each sentence in case there is a hidden message?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5039393/Dalek-sacked-Doctor-coded-magazine-article.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5039393/Dalek-sacked-Doctor-coded-magazine-article.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2017, 04:34:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2017, 01:59:55 AM
Who the hell looks at an article and then checks the first letter in each sentence in case there is a hidden message?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5039393/Dalek-sacked-Doctor-coded-magazine-article.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5039393/Dalek-sacked-Doctor-coded-magazine-article.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2017, 07:05:59 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 02, 2017, 10:01:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 02, 2017, 04:34:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2017, 01:59:55 AM
Who the hell looks at an article and then checks the first letter in each sentence in case there is a hidden message?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5039393/Dalek-sacked-Doctor-coded-magazine-article.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5039393/Dalek-sacked-Doctor-coded-magazine-article.html)

happy001
happy001 happy001

Doesn't James May have the patent on doing that?  And he got fired too
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2017, 09:33:48 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/02/chicken-shop-takeaway-goes-wrong-as-suspected-burglar-gets-stuck-in-vent?CMP=fb_gu (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/02/chicken-shop-takeaway-goes-wrong-as-suspected-burglar-gets-stuck-in-vent?CMP=fb_gu)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2017, 10:28:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 03, 2017, 09:33:48 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/02/chicken-shop-takeaway-goes-wrong-as-suspected-burglar-gets-stuck-in-vent?CMP=fb_gu (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/02/chicken-shop-takeaway-goes-wrong-as-suspected-burglar-gets-stuck-in-vent?CMP=fb_gu)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2017, 05:22:43 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/03/germany-police-bomb-garden-courgette-zucchini?CMP=fb_gu
 (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/03/germany-police-bomb-garden-courgette-zucchini?CMP=fb_gu)

They don't like it up 'em
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 03, 2017, 05:29:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 03, 2017, 05:22:43 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/03/germany-police-bomb-garden-courgette-zucchini?CMP=fb_gu
 (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/03/germany-police-bomb-garden-courgette-zucchini?CMP=fb_gu)

They don't like it up 'em
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 04, 2017, 11:50:13 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-41865526 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-41865526)

"Sheepdog puppy led a flock of sheep into his owners' home"

happy001

All it would have taken was a Post-It note saying no entry for sheeps
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2017, 12:42:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 04, 2017, 11:50:13 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-41865526 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-41865526)

"Sheepdog puppy led a flock of sheep into his owners' home"

happy001

All it would have taken was a Post-It note saying no entry for sheeps

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2017, 02:24:39 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5051295/Clubbers-start-party-OUTSIDE-nightclub.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5051295/Clubbers-start-party-OUTSIDE-nightclub.html)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2017, 07:20:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2017, 02:24:39 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5051295/Clubbers-start-party-OUTSIDE-nightclub.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5051295/Clubbers-start-party-OUTSIDE-nightclub.html)

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

Place should be called purdah...  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2017, 03:13:09 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5054455/Former-Radio-1-producer-guilty-child-sex-charges.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5054455/Former-Radio-1-producer-guilty-child-sex-charges.html)

11 FFS!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2017, 03:16:59 PM
Is he your tenant?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2017, 03:22:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2017, 03:16:59 PM
Is he your tenant?

 lol: lol: lol:

 noooo:

But I think Apey knows him...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2017, 03:24:10 PM
WHen you say "knows".................. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2017, 03:44:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2017, 03:24:10 PM
WHen you say "knows".................. whistle:

I couldn't possibly comment...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2017, 10:51:13 PM
If only I'd thought to keep my toys boxed up and not play with them as a kid.  noooo:

I'm surprised that there are still intact Teddy Ruxpins though. Depending on what tape you inserted that could be a really creepy toy (not that I ever used a tape of Christopher Lee telling horror stories to scare the crap out of wind up an irritating kid, I know nothing about how that tape got in there  whistle: )

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5054095/How-childhood-toys-worth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5054095/How-childhood-toys-worth.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2017, 04:38:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2017, 10:51:13 PM
If only I'd thought to keep my toys boxed up and not play with them as a kid.  noooo:

I'm surprised that there are still intact Teddy Ruxpins though. Depending on what tape you inserted that could be a really creepy toy (not that I ever used a tape of Christopher Lee telling horror stories to scare the crap out of wind up an irritating kid, I know nothing about how that tape got in there  whistle: )

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5054095/How-childhood-toys-worth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5054095/How-childhood-toys-worth.html)

We didn't have any of those when I was a kid...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 07, 2017, 08:46:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2017, 04:38:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2017, 10:51:13 PM
If only I'd thought to keep my toys boxed up and not play with them as a kid.  noooo:

I'm surprised that there are still intact Teddy Ruxpins though. Depending on what tape you inserted that could be a really creepy toy (not that I ever used a tape of Christopher Lee telling horror stories to scare the crap out of wind up an irritating kid, I know nothing about how that tape got in there  whistle: )

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5054095/How-childhood-toys-worth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5054095/How-childhood-toys-worth.html)

We didn't have any of those when I was a kid...  noooo:
Nor I

Always something a bit sad about a vintage toy in mint condition.  Some kid would have loved it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2017, 12:06:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2017, 03:22:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2017, 03:16:59 PM
Is he your tenant?

 lol: lol: lol:

 noooo:

But I think Apey knows him...

The bloke was a CUNT before all this turned out ........ noooo:


It was my mate's niece ......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 07, 2017, 01:58:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 07, 2017, 12:06:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2017, 03:22:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2017, 03:16:59 PM
Is he your tenant?

 lol: lol: lol:

 noooo:

But I think Apey knows him...

The bloke was a CUNT before all this turned out ........ noooo:


It was my mate's niece ......
noooo: 

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2017, 03:09:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 07, 2017, 01:58:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 07, 2017, 12:06:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2017, 03:22:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2017, 03:16:59 PM
Is he your tenant?

 lol: lol: lol:

 noooo:

But I think Apey knows him...

The bloke was a CUNT before all this turned out ........ noooo:


It was my mate's niece ......
noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2017, 02:48:32 PM
Must be another entry for the Dictionary of Nick: Celebratory, to blow off the groom's tackle the night before the wedding...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5061865/Egyptian-groom-shot-penis-stag-do.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5061865/Egyptian-groom-shot-penis-stag-do.html)

Could this be a case of Mr Darwin sir moving in mysterious ways...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2017, 03:37:20 PM
Did I dream that story about scientists training sheep to recognise pictures of Obama and Fiona Bruce? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2017, 07:06:35 PM
Think BM might need a stronger bucket.....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5065253/China-s-space-station-crash-Earth-4-months.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5065253/China-s-space-station-crash-Earth-4-months.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2017, 07:08:55 PM
Does it have Chinese food on board?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 09, 2017, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2017, 07:08:55 PM
Does it have Chinese food on board?

Misfortune Cookies?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2017, 04:57:27 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 09, 2017, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2017, 07:08:55 PM
Does it have Chinese food on board?

Misfortune Cookies?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2017, 12:19:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2017, 03:37:20 PM
Did I dream that story about scientists training sheep to recognise pictures of Obama and Fiona Bruce? rubschin:

Would ewe believe it? Sheep can recognise celebrity faces (https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2017-11-08/would-ewe-believe-it-sheep-can-recognise-celebrity-faces/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2017, 12:25:32 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05m5x5h (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05m5x5h)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2017, 12:30:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2017, 12:19:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2017, 03:37:20 PM
Did I dream that story about scientists training sheep to recognise pictures of Obama and Fiona Bruce? rubschin:

Would ewe believe it? Sheep can recognise celebrity faces (https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2017-11-08/would-ewe-believe-it-sheep-can-recognise-celebrity-faces/)

 noooo:
You're saying Nick's dreams become true?

This could get seriously scary  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2017, 12:57:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 10, 2017, 12:30:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2017, 12:19:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2017, 03:37:20 PM
Did I dream that story about scientists training sheep to recognise pictures of Obama and Fiona Bruce? rubschin:

Would ewe believe it? Sheep can recognise celebrity faces (https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2017-11-08/would-ewe-believe-it-sheep-can-recognise-celebrity-faces/)

 noooo:
You're saying Nick's dreams become true?

This could get seriously scary  scared2: scared2: scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2017, 07:06:28 AM
Job hunter, 21, says he has been rejected by 30 employers because of the enormous neck tattoo he got to remember his dead grandfather (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5069573/Manchester-job-hunter-denied-30-jobs-neck-tattoo.html)


(https://s17.postimg.org/ilx6z9ucr/463222_A800000578-5069573-image-m-31_1510310920198.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ilx6z9ucr/)

happy001

What a twat...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 11, 2017, 07:53:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 11, 2017, 07:06:28 AM
Job hunter, 21, says he has been rejected by 30 employers because of the enormous neck tattoo he got to remember his dead grandfather (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5069573/Manchester-job-hunter-denied-30-jobs-neck-tattoo.html)


(https://s17.postimg.org/ilx6z9ucr/463222_A800000578-5069573-image-m-31_1510310920198.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ilx6z9ucr/)

happy001

What a twat...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Some feckwits just are so stupid and vain they don't realise how stupid they are.  Still it's useful for employers to have that visual clue so they don't have to ask questions like "Mr Job Hunter are you a vain feckwit?"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2017, 02:27:17 PM
Should have gone to.... (sorry couldn't resist  redface: )

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/london-bus-with-specsavers-advert-loses-its-roof-in-a-crash-7070007/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/london-bus-with-specsavers-advert-loses-its-roof-in-a-crash-7070007/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 11, 2017, 07:59:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2017, 02:27:17 PM
Should have gone to.... (sorry couldn't resist  redface: )

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/london-bus-with-specsavers-advert-loses-its-roof-in-a-crash-7070007/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/london-bus-with-specsavers-advert-loses-its-roof-in-a-crash-7070007/)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2017, 09:38:39 PM
That Apey, anything to get a free drink...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/monkey-addicted-to-petrol-wont-stop-drinking-fuel-from-motorbikes-7070547/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/monkey-addicted-to-petrol-wont-stop-drinking-fuel-from-motorbikes-7070547/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 11, 2017, 09:47:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2017, 09:38:39 PM
That Apey, anything to get a free drink...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/monkey-addicted-to-petrol-wont-stop-drinking-fuel-from-motorbikes-7070547/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/monkey-addicted-to-petrol-wont-stop-drinking-fuel-from-motorbikes-7070547/)
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 11, 2017, 10:20:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2017, 09:38:39 PM
That Apey, anything to get a free drink...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/monkey-addicted-to-petrol-wont-stop-drinking-fuel-from-motorbikes-7070547/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/monkey-addicted-to-petrol-wont-stop-drinking-fuel-from-motorbikes-7070547/)

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2017, 06:04:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2017, 09:38:39 PM
That Apey, anything to get a free drink...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/monkey-addicted-to-petrol-wont-stop-drinking-fuel-from-motorbikes-7070547/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/monkey-addicted-to-petrol-wont-stop-drinking-fuel-from-motorbikes-7070547/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2017, 01:41:21 PM
He's going to think I'm picking on him now. The new budget Apeymobile....?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072901/Pedal-powered-car-holds-traffic-A56-Skipton-Road.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072901/Pedal-powered-car-holds-traffic-A56-Skipton-Road.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 12, 2017, 03:22:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2017, 01:41:21 PM
He's going to think I'm picking on him now. The new budget Apeymobile....?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072901/Pedal-powered-car-holds-traffic-A56-Skipton-Road.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072901/Pedal-powered-car-holds-traffic-A56-Skipton-Road.html)
Looks more like a vehicle for Nod.  Have to say his old one looked better

(https://rukminim1.flixcart.com/image/704/704/vehicle-pull-along/n/m/z/noddy-race-cars-original-imadcg2hyzu32bhh.jpeg?q=70)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 13, 2017, 08:53:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2017, 01:41:21 PM
He's going to think I'm picking on him now. The new budget Apeymobile....?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072901/Pedal-powered-car-holds-traffic-A56-Skipton-Road.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072901/Pedal-powered-car-holds-traffic-A56-Skipton-Road.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2017, 12:11:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 13, 2017, 08:53:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2017, 01:41:21 PM
He's going to think I'm picking on him now. The new budget Apeymobile....?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072901/Pedal-powered-car-holds-traffic-A56-Skipton-Road.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5072901/Pedal-powered-car-holds-traffic-A56-Skipton-Road.html)

 rubschin:
You could have solid tyres as well.

(https://bcc53877d7aa0a135b9a-1452ca75bf8985207bb5b0c44a65ef28.ssl.cf4.rackcdn.com/Product-800x800/3a048e47-a586-4227-9bfc-16de1f8e037c.jpg)
  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2017, 06:24:53 AM
Well what were you expecting when they were discounted by that much...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5077941/Poundstretcher-patrons-angry-15-Hoovers-don-t-work.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5077941/Poundstretcher-patrons-angry-15-Hoovers-don-t-work.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2017, 06:58:05 AM
Bloody hell, six years already...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/13/happy-jesus-christ-fenton-day-its-six-years-since-he-went-chasing-after-deer-in-richmond-park-7075404/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/13/happy-jesus-christ-fenton-day-its-six-years-since-he-went-chasing-after-deer-in-richmond-park-7075404/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2017, 07:19:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2017, 06:24:53 AM
Well what were you expecting when they were discounted by that much...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5077941/Poundstretcher-patrons-angry-15-Hoovers-don-t-work.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5077941/Poundstretcher-patrons-angry-15-Hoovers-don-t-work.html)

happy001

I particularly loved this bit...

Quote
And, whatever happens, I don't want my £15 back, I want a Hoover. What's £15 going to get me?

I think we've already answered that one love!  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2017, 07:20:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2017, 06:58:05 AM
Bloody hell, six years already...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/13/happy-jesus-christ-fenton-day-its-six-years-since-he-went-chasing-after-deer-in-richmond-park-7075404/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/13/happy-jesus-christ-fenton-day-its-six-years-since-he-went-chasing-after-deer-in-richmond-park-7075404/)

I would have guessed longer....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2017, 10:03:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 14, 2017, 07:19:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2017, 06:24:53 AM
Well what were you expecting when they were discounted by that much...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5077941/Poundstretcher-patrons-angry-15-Hoovers-don-t-work.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5077941/Poundstretcher-patrons-angry-15-Hoovers-don-t-work.html)

happy001

I particularly loved this bit...

Quote
And, whatever happens, I don't want my £15 back, I want a Hoover. What's £15 going to get me?

I think we've already answered that one love!  point:


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2017, 07:59:01 AM

(https://s8.postimg.org/gt3vs2g6p/sausage.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/gt3vs2g6p/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2017, 08:22:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2017, 07:59:01 AM

(https://s8.postimg.org/gt3vs2g6p/sausage.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/gt3vs2g6p/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 16, 2017, 09:11:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2017, 08:22:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2017, 07:59:01 AM

(https://s8.postimg.org/gt3vs2g6p/sausage.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/gt3vs2g6p/)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2017, 07:08:35 PM
Jesus Christ, why the hell would you do this to yourself???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5088721/Man-puts-lock-penis-stuck-bladder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5088721/Man-puts-lock-penis-stuck-bladder.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2017, 07:12:03 PM
 :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 16, 2017, 07:33:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2017, 07:08:35 PM
Jesus Christ, why the hell would you do this to yourself???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5088721/Man-puts-lock-penis-stuck-bladder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5088721/Man-puts-lock-penis-stuck-bladder.html)
Must have misread Nick's stories about adventures with locks

Is more than a bit  Shocked: though
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 16, 2017, 07:55:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2017, 07:59:01 AM

(https://s8.postimg.org/gt3vs2g6p/sausage.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/gt3vs2g6p/)

God Gave Sausage Roll To You  redface:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1yvQV7J47o#)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2017, 07:57:02 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 16, 2017, 08:25:51 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 16, 2017, 07:55:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2017, 07:59:01 AM

(https://s8.postimg.org/gt3vs2g6p/sausage.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/gt3vs2g6p/)

God Gave Sausage Roll To You  redface:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1yvQV7J47o#)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2017, 07:43:52 PM
There are enough of these wackos to have a conference?  eeek:

Quote
Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.

Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers...  eveilgrin:

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2017, 08:35:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2017, 07:43:52 PM
There are enough of these wackos to have a conference?  eeek:

Quote
Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.

Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers...  eveilgrin:

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html)

"Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"?   It's the future you say
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2017, 08:37:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2017, 07:43:52 PM
There are enough of these wackos to have a conference?  eeek:

Quote
Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.

Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers...  eveilgrin:

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html)


 noooo:

NASA (falsely) claims the Earth is spherical because why...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2017, 08:39:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2017, 08:37:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2017, 07:43:52 PM
There are enough of these wackos to have a conference?  eeek:

Quote
Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.

Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers...  eveilgrin:

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html)


 noooo:

NASA (falsely) claims the Earth is spherical because why...?

It's the only way they can explain how they tried to get rid of John Glenn but he kept coming back
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2017, 08:40:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 17, 2017, 08:39:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2017, 08:37:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2017, 07:43:52 PM
There are enough of these wackos to have a conference?  eeek:

Quote
Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.

Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers...  eveilgrin:

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html)


 noooo:

NASA (falsely) claims the Earth is spherical because why...?

It's the only way they can explain how they tried to get rid of John Glenn but he kept coming back

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2017, 11:32:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 17, 2017, 08:35:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2017, 07:43:52 PM
There are enough of these wackos to have a conference?  eeek:

Quote
Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.

Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers...  eveilgrin:

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html)

"Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"?   It's the future you say
rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 18, 2017, 12:18:54 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629)

Quote
US Navy officials have said it was "absolutely unacceptable" that one of their pilots used a jet's contrail to draw a penis in the sky.  . . .
Made even better by
Quote
A spokesman for the airbase confirmed that the aircraft involved was one of its Boeing EA-18G Growlers.
Snigger

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/485/socialembed/https://twitter.com/livgrantier/status/931367616119111683~/news/42032629)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2017, 12:49:49 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 18, 2017, 12:18:54 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629)

Quote
US Navy officials have said it was "absolutely unacceptable" that one of their pilots used a jet's contrail to draw a penis in the sky.  . . .
Made even better by
Quote
A spokesman for the airbase confirmed that the aircraft involved was one of its Boeing EA-18G Growlers.
Snigger

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/485/socialembed/https://twitter.com/livgrantier/status/931367616119111683~/news/42032629)

 ;D...................................... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2017, 04:28:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 18, 2017, 12:18:54 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629)

Quote
US Navy officials have said it was "absolutely unacceptable" that one of their pilots used a jet's contrail to draw a penis in the sky.  . . .
Made even better by
Quote
A spokesman for the airbase confirmed that the aircraft involved was one of its Boeing EA-18G Growlers.
Snigger

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/485/socialembed/https://twitter.com/livgrantier/status/931367616119111683~/news/42032629)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2017, 02:02:52 AM
Only in America, accidentally shooting yourself and your wife in church...  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42032637 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42032637)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2017, 05:32:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2017, 02:02:52 AM
Only in America, accidentally shooting yourself and your wife in church...  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42032637 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42032637)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 19, 2017, 09:36:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2017, 02:02:52 AM
Only in America, accidentally shooting yourself and your wife in church...  noooo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42032637 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42032637)
doublefacepalm
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2017, 10:30:00 PM
Unwitting you say.....  happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5097717/David-Beckham-s-image-used-plug-Japanese-hair-gel.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5097717/David-Beckham-s-image-used-plug-Japanese-hair-gel.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2017, 06:43:28 PM
Pissed .......... rubschin:




http://nicerdays.org/man-forgets-parked/ (http://nicerdays.org/man-forgets-parked/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2017, 07:07:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 21, 2017, 06:43:28 PM
Pissed .......... rubschin:




http://nicerdays.org/man-forgets-parked/ (http://nicerdays.org/man-forgets-parked/)

 lol: lol: lol:

I wonder if it stank of cat pee...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2017, 07:54:52 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 21, 2017, 06:43:28 PM
Pissed .......... rubschin:




http://nicerdays.org/man-forgets-parked/ (http://nicerdays.org/man-forgets-parked/)

Didn't Nick lose a car in Barcelona.  Has that been found yet?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2017, 07:57:30 AM
No, not Barcelona. Somewhere else.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 04:34:16 PM
Apey could offer to test them for NASA...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5107485/Nasa-use-CHAINMAIL-tyres-future-rovers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5107485/Nasa-use-CHAINMAIL-tyres-future-rovers.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2017, 04:37:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 04:34:16 PM
Apey could offer to test them for NASA...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5107485/Nasa-use-CHAINMAIL-tyres-future-rovers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5107485/Nasa-use-CHAINMAIL-tyres-future-rovers.html)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 05:03:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 22, 2017, 04:37:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 04:34:16 PM
Apey could offer to test them for NASA...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5107485/Nasa-use-CHAINMAIL-tyres-future-rovers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5107485/Nasa-use-CHAINMAIL-tyres-future-rovers.html)

 evil:

What? Think of how much money you would save especially as NASA would probably give you the test set...   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2017, 05:04:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 05:03:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 22, 2017, 04:37:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 04:34:16 PM
Apey could offer to test them for NASA...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5107485/Nasa-use-CHAINMAIL-tyres-future-rovers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5107485/Nasa-use-CHAINMAIL-tyres-future-rovers.html)

 evil:

What? Think of how much money you would save especially as NASA would probably give you the test set...   rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2017, 08:33:33 AM
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11946769 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11946769)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2017, 09:13:28 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2017, 08:33:33 AM
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11946769 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11946769)
lol: lol: lol:

"Mistake"  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2017, 09:31:04 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2017, 09:13:28 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2017, 08:33:33 AM
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11946769 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11946769)
lol: lol: lol:

"Mistake"  happy001

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2017, 11:37:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 23, 2017, 09:31:04 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2017, 09:13:28 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2017, 08:33:33 AM
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11946769 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11946769)
lol: lol: lol:

"Mistake"  happy001

happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:05:22 PM
Is Growler about to go on a rampage?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html)

I have to ask BM, did you lend the hunter your shotgun?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F11%2F24%2F08%2F46A64A1B00000578-5113371-image-a-3_1511511384892.jpg&hash=bdee05f439b12eb2e00b94208a7ae6ce3b5b2c45)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2017, 01:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:05:22 PM
Is Growler about to go on a rampage?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html)

I have to ask BM, did you lend the hunter your shotgun?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F11%2F24%2F08%2F46A64A1B00000578-5113371-image-a-3_1511511384892.jpg&hash=bdee05f439b12eb2e00b94208a7ae6ce3b5b2c45)

No, safely locked in the gun safe...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:11:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2017, 01:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:05:22 PM
Is Growler about to go on a rampage?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html)

I have to ask BM, did you lend the hunter your shotgun?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F11%2F24%2F08%2F46A64A1B00000578-5113371-image-a-3_1511511384892.jpg&hash=bdee05f439b12eb2e00b94208a7ae6ce3b5b2c45)

No, safely locked in the gun safe...  whistle:

Left loaded in the back of the wardrobe you say...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2017, 01:21:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:11:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2017, 01:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:05:22 PM
Is Growler about to go on a rampage?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html)

I have to ask BM, did you lend the hunter your shotgun?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F11%2F24%2F08%2F46A64A1B00000578-5113371-image-a-3_1511511384892.jpg&hash=bdee05f439b12eb2e00b94208a7ae6ce3b5b2c45)

No, safely locked in the gun safe...  whistle:

Left loaded in the back of the wardrobe you say...  noooo:

In case of burglars like....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2017, 03:00:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2017, 01:21:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:11:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2017, 01:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:05:22 PM
Is Growler about to go on a rampage?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html)

I have to ask BM, did you lend the hunter your shotgun?

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No, safely locked in the gun safe...  whistle:

Left loaded in the back of the wardrobe you say...  noooo:

In case of burglars like....  redface:

Like 99% of Cypriots then .......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2017, 03:01:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2017, 03:00:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2017, 01:21:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:11:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2017, 01:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:05:22 PM
Is Growler about to go on a rampage?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html)

I have to ask BM, did you lend the hunter your shotgun?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F11%2F24%2F08%2F46A64A1B00000578-5113371-image-a-3_1511511384892.jpg&hash=bdee05f439b12eb2e00b94208a7ae6ce3b5b2c45)

No, safely locked in the gun safe...  whistle:

Left loaded in the back of the wardrobe you say...  noooo:

In case of burglars like....  redface:

Like 99% of Cypriots then .......... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2017, 03:05:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2017, 03:01:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2017, 03:00:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2017, 01:21:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:11:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2017, 01:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:05:22 PM
Is Growler about to go on a rampage?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html)

I have to ask BM, did you lend the hunter your shotgun?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F11%2F24%2F08%2F46A64A1B00000578-5113371-image-a-3_1511511384892.jpg&hash=bdee05f439b12eb2e00b94208a7ae6ce3b5b2c45)

No, safely locked in the gun safe...  whistle:

Left loaded in the back of the wardrobe you say...  noooo:

In case of burglars like....  redface:

Like 99% of Cypriots then .......... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

I went to hang my coat up at a Cyp friend's house ..in the cupboard were 3 guns .... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 09:10:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2017, 03:05:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2017, 03:01:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2017, 03:00:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2017, 01:21:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:11:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2017, 01:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2017, 01:05:22 PM
Is Growler about to go on a rampage?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5113371/Hunter-Siberian-wilderness-shocked-bear-takes-guns.html)

I have to ask BM, did you lend the hunter your shotgun?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F11%2F24%2F08%2F46A64A1B00000578-5113371-image-a-3_1511511384892.jpg&hash=bdee05f439b12eb2e00b94208a7ae6ce3b5b2c45)

No, safely locked in the gun safe...  whistle:

Left loaded in the back of the wardrobe you say...  noooo:

In case of burglars like....  redface:

Like 99% of Cypriots then .......... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

I went to hang my coat up at a Cyp friend's house ..in the cupboard were 3 guns .... eeek: eeek:

The all new Padlock Pockets resistant beer protection system you say....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2017, 11:28:36 PM
You've had all these procedures because you want to look like Angelina Jolie.....?  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F11%2F30%2F13%2F46D644C500000578-5132349-Sahar_Tabar_22_from_Tehran_Iran_is_believed_to_have_had_50_surge-a-5_1512048175425.jpg&hash=3c56b86291a23cc150d2913fe9ca246ce81a7f0f)

And which zombie film was she starring in at the time?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5132349/Instagrammer-50-surgeries-look-like-Angelina-Jolie.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5132349/Instagrammer-50-surgeries-look-like-Angelina-Jolie.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2017, 06:01:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2017, 11:28:36 PM
You've had all these procedures because you want to look like Angelina Jolie.....?  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F11%2F30%2F13%2F46D644C500000578-5132349-Sahar_Tabar_22_from_Tehran_Iran_is_believed_to_have_had_50_surge-a-5_1512048175425.jpg&hash=3c56b86291a23cc150d2913fe9ca246ce81a7f0f)

And which zombie film was she starring in at the time?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5132349/Instagrammer-50-surgeries-look-like-Angelina-Jolie.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5132349/Instagrammer-50-surgeries-look-like-Angelina-Jolie.html)

OMG!  eeek:

Where is the 'unsee' button when you need it???


(https://s7.postimg.org/fhyido2if/akj_Xvs_R.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/fhyido2if/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2017, 11:24:06 AM
Well you learn something new every day. It seems that artist is Belgian for feckin' idiot. Chaining yourself to a mahoosive marble block and then trying to chisel yourself free as a performance art piece... 

Quote
'This block was symbolic of history, the history of art, which I am trying to free myself from.
'I discovered that this is not possible. It is burden which I must always carry,' he said.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5133605/Liberated-Belgian-artist-ends-chain-reaction-performance.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5133605/Liberated-Belgian-artist-ends-chain-reaction-performance.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2017, 11:24:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2017, 11:28:36 PM
You've had all these procedures because you want to look like Angelina Jolie.....?  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F11%2F30%2F13%2F46D644C500000578-5132349-Sahar_Tabar_22_from_Tehran_Iran_is_believed_to_have_had_50_surge-a-5_1512048175425.jpg&hash=3c56b86291a23cc150d2913fe9ca246ce81a7f0f)

And which zombie film was she starring in at the time?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5132349/Instagrammer-50-surgeries-look-like-Angelina-Jolie.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5132349/Instagrammer-50-surgeries-look-like-Angelina-Jolie.html)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Felelur.com%2Fdata_images%2Fmammals%2Fbushbaby%2Fbushbaby-05.jpg&hash=c624cc21fbf0e87df02c3eec01feaaf53ee41688)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2017, 12:22:55 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2017, 05:02:15 PM
Christmas in Wales Apey?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5143163/IT-worker-threw-away-Bitcoin-drive-worth-75million.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5143163/IT-worker-threw-away-Bitcoin-drive-worth-75million.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2017, 05:02:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2017, 05:02:15 PM
Why can I see you spending Christmas in Wales Apey?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5143163/IT-worker-threw-away-Bitcoin-drive-worth-75million.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5143163/IT-worker-threw-away-Bitcoin-drive-worth-75million.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2017, 05:08:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2017, 05:02:15 PM
Christmas in Wales Apey?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5143163/IT-worker-threw-away-Bitcoin-drive-worth-75million.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5143163/IT-worker-threw-away-Bitcoin-drive-worth-75million.html)

He may be a daft cunt but I find it hard to believe that he could be a daft cunt2 and reveal the location of the landfill...?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 04, 2017, 06:07:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2017, 05:08:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2017, 05:02:15 PM
Christmas in Wales Apey?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5143163/IT-worker-threw-away-Bitcoin-drive-worth-75million.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5143163/IT-worker-threw-away-Bitcoin-drive-worth-75million.html)

He may be a daft cunt but I find it hard to believe that he could be a daft cunt2 and reveal the location of the landfill...?  eeek:
Yep

I'd so love to see him spend £thousands, find this drive and run it up just at the very moment the world realised that a currency backed only by the solutions to glorified Sudoku puzzles inherently worthless
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2017, 06:13:18 PM
A mate of mine was persuaded by her son to buy Bitcoins last year.

She had paid off her mortgage and is retiring to her new home in the South of France  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2017, 08:48:30 PM
Seeing as I have a spare computer I did look into mining bitcoins a while back but these days it seems that to have any chance of making decent money out of the practice you need an all singing all dancing custom rig to get 1.5 to 3.5 coins a month...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2017, 06:54:41 PM
I'm guessing that when they catch this mook he is going to get a stiff sentence...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5146471/Hunt-man-stole-5-000-SEX-DOLL-adult-store.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5146471/Hunt-man-stole-5-000-SEX-DOLL-adult-store.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2017, 10:26:57 PM
I can see Apey having a field day with this, TMJ  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/man-woman-filmed-sex-car-going-70mph-motorway-7140188/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/man-woman-filmed-sex-car-going-70mph-motorway-7140188/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 10:31:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2017, 10:26:57 PM
I can see Apey having a field day with this, TMJ  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/man-woman-filmed-sex-car-going-70mph-motorway-7140188/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/man-woman-filmed-sex-car-going-70mph-motorway-7140188/)

Yep .........TMJs......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2017, 11:13:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 10:31:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2017, 10:26:57 PM
I can see Apey having a field day with this, TMJ  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/man-woman-filmed-sex-car-going-70mph-motorway-7140188/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/man-woman-filmed-sex-car-going-70mph-motorway-7140188/)

Yep .........TMJs......... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

"did the wheels move for you too dear"


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 11:36:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 07, 2017, 11:13:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 10:31:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2017, 10:26:57 PM
I can see Apey having a field day with this, TMJ  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/man-woman-filmed-sex-car-going-70mph-motorway-7140188/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/man-woman-filmed-sex-car-going-70mph-motorway-7140188/)

Yep .........TMJs......... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

"did the wheels move for you too dear"

Far too clean .......... noooo:     
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2017, 02:15:48 AM
£12 million for making youtube videos of himself playing computer games?  Shocked:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

I may give this a shot...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5158107/Former-Tesco-worker-worlds-richest-YouTuber.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5158107/Former-Tesco-worker-worlds-richest-YouTuber.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2017, 07:18:21 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/07/firefighters-free-youtube-prankster-who-cemented-head-into-microwave (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/07/firefighters-free-youtube-prankster-who-cemented-head-into-microwave)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2017, 07:23:49 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 08, 2017, 07:18:21 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/07/firefighters-free-youtube-prankster-who-cemented-head-into-microwave (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/07/firefighters-free-youtube-prankster-who-cemented-head-into-microwave)

AFFS! ::)

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=12821.msg628643#msg628643 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=12821.msg628643#msg628643)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2017, 07:24:33 AM
AM I expected to keep up with all this shite?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2017, 07:35:43 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 08, 2017, 07:24:33 AM
AM I expected to keep up with all this shite?

Yes... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2017, 07:38:05 AM
 Yargh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2017, 12:55:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 08, 2017, 07:18:21 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/07/firefighters-free-youtube-prankster-who-cemented-head-into-microwave (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/07/firefighters-free-youtube-prankster-who-cemented-head-into-microwave)

Post it next year at the same time .......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2017, 11:23:50 PM
Six month curfew and £500 compensation?? That's all she got for ripping some poor bastards bollock off with her teeth???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5159077/Restaurant-worker-43-BIT-ex-lovers-testicle.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5159077/Restaurant-worker-43-BIT-ex-lovers-testicle.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2017, 11:34:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2017, 11:23:50 PM
Six month curfew and £500 compensation?? That's all she got for ripping some poor bastards bollock off with her teeth???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5159077/Restaurant-worker-43-BIT-ex-lovers-testicle.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5159077/Restaurant-worker-43-BIT-ex-lovers-testicle.html)

Compensation ..that's a mouthful ........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2017, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2017, 11:23:50 PM
Six month curfew and £500 compensation?? That's all she got for ripping some poor bastards bollock off with her teeth???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5159077/Restaurant-worker-43-BIT-ex-lovers-testicle.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5159077/Restaurant-worker-43-BIT-ex-lovers-testicle.html)
eeek:  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2017, 01:09:50 AM
A job for the Smuggers.....  whistle:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/once-a-year-drinkers-to-be-mentored-by-seasoned-piss-artists-20171208140586 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/once-a-year-drinkers-to-be-mentored-by-seasoned-piss-artists-20171208140586)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2017, 07:10:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2017, 01:09:50 AM
A job for the Smuggers.....  whistle:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/once-a-year-drinkers-to-be-mentored-by-seasoned-piss-artists-20171208140586 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/once-a-year-drinkers-to-be-mentored-by-seasoned-piss-artists-20171208140586)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 09, 2017, 10:11:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 09, 2017, 07:10:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2017, 01:09:50 AM
A job for the Smuggers.....  whistle:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/once-a-year-drinkers-to-be-mentored-by-seasoned-piss-artists-20171208140586 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/once-a-year-drinkers-to-be-mentored-by-seasoned-piss-artists-20171208140586)

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2017, 05:03:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2017, 01:09:50 AM
A job for the Smuggers.....  whistle:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/once-a-year-drinkers-to-be-mentored-by-seasoned-piss-artists-20171208140586 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/once-a-year-drinkers-to-be-mentored-by-seasoned-piss-artists-20171208140586)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2017, 08:32:20 PM
Apey can give them extra tuition in how to never buy a round and 101 ways to never pay off your tab...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2017, 05:33:31 AM
As much as they are saying that it is an experiment to make more efficient fuels the cynic in me thinks that they've managed to con the university into allowing them to make home brew on faculty grounds...  rubschin:

Having said that it's common knowledge on here that BM's home brew could probably launch a space shuttle...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/beer-can-turned-fuel-used-sustainable-replacement-petrol-7137160/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/beer-can-turned-fuel-used-sustainable-replacement-petrol-7137160/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2017, 06:58:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2017, 05:33:31 AM
As much as they are saying that it is an experiment to make more efficient fuels the cynic in me thinks that they've managed to con the university into allowing them to make home brew on faculty grounds...  rubschin:

Having said that it's common knowledge on here that BM's home brew could probably launch a space shuttle...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/beer-can-turned-fuel-used-sustainable-replacement-petrol-7137160/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/beer-can-turned-fuel-used-sustainable-replacement-petrol-7137160/)

I think you are sot on with your analysis!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 11, 2017, 09:54:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2017, 06:58:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2017, 05:33:31 AM
As much as they are saying that it is an experiment to make more efficient fuels the cynic in me thinks that they've managed to con the university into allowing them to make home brew on faculty grounds...  rubschin:

Having said that it's common knowledge on here that BM's home brew could probably launch a space shuttle...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/beer-can-turned-fuel-used-sustainable-replacement-petrol-7137160/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/beer-can-turned-fuel-used-sustainable-replacement-petrol-7137160/)

I think you are sot on with your analysis!  ;D

Sot on eh?   Speak for yourself
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2017, 12:59:53 AM
Hawaaay!!!  cloud9:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-5171593/Rough-Guides-names-Newcastle-worlds-destination.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-5171593/Rough-Guides-names-Newcastle-worlds-destination.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2017, 09:27:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2017, 12:59:53 AM
Hawaaay!!!  cloud9:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-5171593/Rough-Guides-names-Newcastle-worlds-destination.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-5171593/Rough-Guides-names-Newcastle-worlds-destination.html)
Wey wot a flummix  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2017, 01:01:36 PM
It's as if JKR was writing another story...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/14/bot-wrote-chapter-new-harry-potter-book-hilarious-7159392/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/14/bot-wrote-chapter-new-harry-potter-book-hilarious-7159392/)

http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html (http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2017, 06:16:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2017, 01:01:36 PM
It's as if JKR was writing another story...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/14/bot-wrote-chapter-new-harry-potter-book-hilarious-7159392/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/14/bot-wrote-chapter-new-harry-potter-book-hilarious-7159392/)

http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html (http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html)
happy001

Nick could use it to write that stuff for Sir Frank Wotsisname
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2017, 07:55:17 PM
 rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2017, 10:35:52 PM
WTF?????? WHY????? How pissed were you????  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5179469/British-man-53-inserts-77cm-long-sex-toy-anus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5179469/British-man-53-inserts-77cm-long-sex-toy-anus.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2017, 07:09:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2017, 10:35:52 PM
WTF?????? WHY????? How pissed were you????  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5179469/British-man-53-inserts-77cm-long-sex-toy-anus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5179469/British-man-53-inserts-77cm-long-sex-toy-anus.html)

OMG!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2017, 08:06:35 AM
BM NO!!! Just.................no!!  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2017, 10:18:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2017, 08:06:35 AM
BM NO!!! Just.................no!!  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

There is a local guy here, 'Charlie' who I believe shoots or shot for the Cyprus Olympic team from his wheelchair...

If ever we've set up a stand at a clay shoot where he doesn't have a good view of the target (because of his lower position than the rest of us) he simply shoots any offending trees or bushes out of the way until he can see properly...  ;D

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2017, 10:48:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2017, 10:18:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2017, 08:06:35 AM
BM NO!!! Just.................no!!  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

There is a local guy here, 'Charlie' who I believe shoots or shot for the Cyprus Olympic team from his wheelchair...

If ever we've set up a stand at a clay shoot where he doesn't have a good view of the target (because of his lower position than the rest of us) he simply shoots any offending trees or bushes out of the way until he can see properly...  ;D

Blasting the hell out of the surrounding area until there is a chance of hitting the target..................................Charlie is your role model isn't he...  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2017, 10:50:23 AM
Anyone who couldn't tell exactly what this was and was offended is clearly too bleedin' stupid to deserve to go to uni....  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/13/ucl-apologises-asking-students-dreaming-white-campus-7157665/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/13/ucl-apologises-asking-students-dreaming-white-campus-7157665/#mv-b)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2017, 10:53:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2017, 10:18:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2017, 08:06:35 AM
BM NO!!! Just.................no!!  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

There is a local guy here, 'Charlie' who I believe shoots or shot for the Cyprus Olympic team from his wheelchair...

If ever we've set up a stand at a clay shoot where he doesn't have a good view of the target (because of his lower position than the rest of us) he simply shoots any offending trees or bushes out of the way until he can see properly...  ;D
rubschin:  I'd like to post  :thumbsup:  but  scared2: seems better
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2017, 11:02:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2017, 10:48:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2017, 10:18:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2017, 08:06:35 AM
BM NO!!! Just.................no!!  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

There is a local guy here, 'Charlie' who I believe shoots or shot for the Cyprus Olympic team from his wheelchair...

If ever we've set up a stand at a clay shoot where he doesn't have a good view of the target (because of his lower position than the rest of us) he simply shoots any offending trees or bushes out of the way until he can see properly...  ;D

Blasting the hell out of the surrounding area until there is a chance of hitting the target..................................Charlie is your role model isn't he...  scared2:

He is...  cloud9:

Apart from the wheelchair bit obvs.  eeek:

Although he is remarkably active, Cypriot friends go out hunting and trek to the middle of nowhere only to find Charlie there already!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2017, 11:03:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2017, 10:50:23 AM
Anyone who couldn't tell exactly what this was and was offended is clearly too bleedin' stupid to deserve to go to uni....  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/13/ucl-apologises-asking-students-dreaming-white-campus-7157665/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/13/ucl-apologises-asking-students-dreaming-white-campus-7157665/#mv-b)

Oh FFS!  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Where is this going to end...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2017, 11:07:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2017, 07:09:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2017, 10:35:52 PM
WTF?????? WHY????? How pissed were you????  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5179469/British-man-53-inserts-77cm-long-sex-toy-anus.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5179469/British-man-53-inserts-77cm-long-sex-toy-anus.html)

OMG!  eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2017, 09:51:26 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-catches-fire-dies-london-street-haringey-john-nolan-70-age-police-appeal-metropolitan-a8111901.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-catches-fire-dies-london-street-haringey-john-nolan-70-age-police-appeal-metropolitan-a8111901.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2017, 09:54:33 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 16, 2017, 09:51:26 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-catches-fire-dies-london-street-haringey-john-nolan-70-age-police-appeal-metropolitan-a8111901.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-catches-fire-dies-london-street-haringey-john-nolan-70-age-police-appeal-metropolitan-a8111901.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2017, 10:57:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2017, 09:54:33 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 16, 2017, 09:51:26 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-catches-fire-dies-london-street-haringey-john-nolan-70-age-police-appeal-metropolitan-a8111901.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-catches-fire-dies-london-street-haringey-john-nolan-70-age-police-appeal-metropolitan-a8111901.html)

 eeek:

The moral of the story is never get in the way of one of Miss D's death glares....  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2017, 03:01:49 PM
Awww Abu, my heart bleeds for you.......not. Lets be perfectly honest here, your current conditions are markedly better than those endured by people who had been imprisoned by your fellow fuckwits in Raqqa. Between the UK and US courts you have been convicted of 26 terrorism charges and rightly given a full life sentence with no chance of parole and have been placed in that supermax prison because you are deemed to dangerous to be imprisoned anywhere else. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5187647/Abu-Hamza-supermax-prefers-Belmarsh.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5187647/Abu-Hamza-supermax-prefers-Belmarsh.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2017, 03:04:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2017, 03:01:49 PM
Awww Abu, my heart bleeds for you.......not. Lets be perfectly honest here, your current conditions are markedly better than those endured by people who had been imprisoned by your fellow fuckwits in Raqqa. Between the UK and US courts you have been convicted of 26 terrorism charges and rightly given a full life sentence with no chance of parole and have been placed in that supermax prison because you are deemed to dangerous to be imprisoned anywhere else. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5187647/Abu-Hamza-supermax-prefers-Belmarsh.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5187647/Abu-Hamza-supermax-prefers-Belmarsh.html)


Hahahahahahahahaha! happy001

What a cunt...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2017, 11:42:45 PM
What.......the......fuck????  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5187635/Kent-woman-eat-mothers-ashes-Xmas-dinner.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5187635/Kent-woman-eat-mothers-ashes-Xmas-dinner.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2017, 11:44:02 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2017, 06:06:27 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 17, 2017, 11:44:02 PM
sick2:
sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 18, 2017, 04:00:14 PM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5154409/bookies-sorry-posting-photo-of-blacked-up-darts-fan-who-dressed-as-diane-abbott/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5154409/bookies-sorry-posting-photo-of-blacked-up-darts-fan-who-dressed-as-diane-abbott/)


 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2017, 04:05:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 18, 2017, 04:00:14 PM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5154409/bookies-sorry-posting-photo-of-blacked-up-darts-fan-who-dressed-as-diane-abbott/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5154409/bookies-sorry-posting-photo-of-blacked-up-darts-fan-who-dressed-as-diane-abbott/)


 ;D

Bollox - they stood up to it initially....  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 18, 2017, 07:30:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 18, 2017, 04:00:14 PM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5154409/bookies-sorry-posting-photo-of-blacked-up-darts-fan-who-dressed-as-diane-abbott/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5154409/bookies-sorry-posting-photo-of-blacked-up-darts-fan-who-dressed-as-diane-abbott/)


 ;D
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2017, 12:51:08 AM
BarNet is spreading.......we now have the Apeynator...  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5213313/Robot-DJ-puts-tech-techno-Czech-clubbers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5213313/Robot-DJ-puts-tech-techno-Czech-clubbers.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2017, 06:06:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2017, 12:51:08 AM
BarNet is spreading.......we now have the Apeynator...  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5213313/Robot-DJ-puts-tech-techno-Czech-clubbers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5213313/Robot-DJ-puts-tech-techno-Czech-clubbers.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2017, 12:33:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2017, 12:51:08 AM
BarNet is spreading.......we now have the Apeynator...  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5213313/Robot-DJ-puts-tech-techno-Czech-clubbers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5213313/Robot-DJ-puts-tech-techno-Czech-clubbers.html)


 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2017, 12:34:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 27, 2017, 12:33:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2017, 12:51:08 AM
BarNet is spreading.......we now have the Apeynator...  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5213313/Robot-DJ-puts-tech-techno-Czech-clubbers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5213313/Robot-DJ-puts-tech-techno-Czech-clubbers.html)


 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Can probably carry even bigger doggy bags as well....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2017, 06:48:41 AM
I know that this is a story from the Express but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  cussing:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/897202/dennis-the-menace-tv-pc-new-show-beano-name-chance (https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/897202/dennis-the-menace-tv-pc-new-show-beano-name-chance)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2017, 06:51:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2017, 06:48:41 AM
I know that this is a story from the Express but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  cussing:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/897202/dennis-the-menace-tv-pc-new-show-beano-name-chance (https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/897202/dennis-the-menace-tv-pc-new-show-beano-name-chance)

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

What next, Not Desperate Dan...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2017, 04:55:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2017, 06:51:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2017, 06:48:41 AM
I know that this is a story from the Express but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  cussing:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/897202/dennis-the-menace-tv-pc-new-show-beano-name-chance (https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/897202/dennis-the-menace-tv-pc-new-show-beano-name-chance)

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

What next, Not Desperate Dan...?  noooo:
Minnie the Mildly disfunctional.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2017, 04:56:48 PM
The slightly challenging street kids.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2017, 04:58:11 PM
Dan Careful
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2017, 05:01:00 PM
Lord Social Mobility
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2017, 05:02:30 PM
Billy Walk
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2017, 05:04:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2017, 05:02:30 PM
Billy Walk and his High-Vis jacket

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2017, 05:05:31 PM
Biffo the Naturist
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2017, 05:05:50 PM
Roy of the Relegated
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2017, 05:05:59 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2017, 05:05:31 PM
Biffo the Naturist

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2017, 10:08:10 PM
Jesus!!  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5217923/Doctors-accidentally-tore-babys-head-body.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5217923/Doctors-accidentally-tore-babys-head-body.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2017, 05:10:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2017, 10:08:10 PM
Jesus!!  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5217923/Doctors-accidentally-tore-babys-head-body.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5217923/Doctors-accidentally-tore-babys-head-body.html)

 eeek:  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2017, 04:28:57 PM
What kind of brain dead twisted fucktard do you have to be to enjoy making false calls to the police that lead to an armed response. It was only a matter of time since this sick phenomenon started that someone would end up losing their life.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5222963/Call-Duty-player-25-arrested-fatal-swatting-hoax.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5222963/Call-Duty-player-25-arrested-fatal-swatting-hoax.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2017, 07:41:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2017, 04:28:57 PM
What kind of brain dead twisted fucktard do you have to be to enjoy making false calls to the police that lead to an armed response. It was only a matter of time since this sick phenomenon started that someone would end up losing their life.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5222963/Call-Duty-player-25-arrested-fatal-swatting-hoax.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5222963/Call-Duty-player-25-arrested-fatal-swatting-hoax.html)

I read the story elsewhere yesterday. Quite remarkable...  noooo:

And the guy shows no remorse.  noooo:

But it is a shit state of affairs when you can get shot for merely opening your door.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2017, 02:50:53 PM
That's not what happened BM, bear in mind that the responding officers had been prepped for a homicide/hostage situation while Finch thought it as just a mix up so went out to find out what was going on. He'd started to lower his hands thinking that it was all a misunderstanding that was about to be sorted out when one of the officers told him to raise his hands again so he did quickly. Unfortunately all another officer on the other side of the road was the poor bastard quickly raise his hands from close to his waist and thinking he had drawn a gun, acted. And now both his family and the officer who took the shot have to live with the consequences of that bastard's actions.

Swatting has become more prevalent over the last year or so and it was only a matter of time before a tragedy of this nature was going to happen. Personally I think that this should be treated as murder by proxy in order to dissuade any other arsehole from doing the same thing in future.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 31, 2017, 11:57:34 PM
Wot Meister said
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 01, 2018, 08:31:59 AM
 Great video  (http://news.sky.com/story/in-china-rental-bikes-have-become-a-social-menace-11191053)   That bike "graveyard" eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2018, 08:49:48 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 01, 2018, 08:31:59 AM
Great video  (http://news.sky.com/story/in-china-rental-bikes-have-become-a-social-menace-11191053)   That bike "graveyard" eeek:

Amazebugs!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 02, 2018, 06:19:21 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 01, 2018, 08:31:59 AM
Great video  (http://news.sky.com/story/in-china-rental-bikes-have-become-a-social-menace-11191053)   That bike "graveyard" eeek:

Gracious me!   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 02, 2018, 06:25:50 PM
http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/15409482.Ladies_bare_all_for_naked_calendar/ (http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/15409482.Ladies_bare_all_for_naked_calendar/)

No, I'm not one of them!

Didn't we decide that naked people in Calendars was a bad thing a few years ago?  I wish they would make their minds up.   ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 02, 2018, 06:28:46 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jan/02/fire-kills-13-monkeys-at-woburn-safari-park (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jan/02/fire-kills-13-monkeys-at-woburn-safari-park)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2018, 06:30:43 PM
It wasn't me (for a change)  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 02, 2018, 06:33:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 02, 2018, 06:30:43 PM
It wasn't me (for a change)  angel1

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2018, 07:34:08 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 02, 2018, 06:28:46 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jan/02/fire-kills-13-monkeys-at-woburn-safari-park (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jan/02/fire-kills-13-monkeys-at-woburn-safari-park)

 evil:
evil: evil:

What is it with the UK and fires lately?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2018, 07:58:42 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-politics-42016501

Rejected  supposedly offensive company names

We must be able to do ‘better’ than Robotdick Ltd
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2018, 12:10:30 PM
https://sg.news.yahoo.com/north-korea-accidentally-hit-one-063600905.html (https://sg.news.yahoo.com/north-korea-accidentally-hit-one-063600905.html)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2018, 12:17:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 04, 2018, 12:10:30 PM
https://sg.news.yahoo.com/north-korea-accidentally-hit-one-063600905.html (https://sg.news.yahoo.com/north-korea-accidentally-hit-one-063600905.html)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2018, 10:13:19 PM
Only in Scotland, let's be honest here cutting some of the sugar in soft drinks isn't going to do a thing against obesity in the land of the deep fried mars bar...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5235455/New-reduced-sugar-Irn-Bru-Makers-say-fans-not-notice-difference.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5235455/New-reduced-sugar-Irn-Bru-Makers-say-fans-not-notice-difference.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2018, 12:00:26 PM
Good to see we can still be eccentric buggers, wonder if they celebrated getting to the end with a cake...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5233099/Model-train-buffs-attempt-lay-track-74-miles-long.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5233099/Model-train-buffs-attempt-lay-track-74-miles-long.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2018, 12:30:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2018, 12:00:26 PM
Good to see we can still be eccentric buggers, wonder if they celebrated getting to the end with a cake...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5233099/Model-train-buffs-attempt-lay-track-74-miles-long.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5233099/Model-train-buffs-attempt-lay-track-74-miles-long.html)

Isn't this an old story...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2018, 12:32:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2018, 12:30:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2018, 12:00:26 PM
Good to see we can still be eccentric buggers, wonder if they celebrated getting to the end with a cake...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5233099/Model-train-buffs-attempt-lay-track-74-miles-long.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5233099/Model-train-buffs-attempt-lay-track-74-miles-long.html)

Isn't this an old story...?  rubschin:

Perhaps I was thinking of this...?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6085882/Top-Gears-James-May-sees-model-railway-world-record-attempt-derailed-by-thieves.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6085882/Top-Gears-James-May-sees-model-railway-world-record-attempt-derailed-by-thieves.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2018, 12:43:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2018, 12:32:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2018, 12:30:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2018, 12:00:26 PM
Good to see we can still be eccentric buggers, wonder if they celebrated getting to the end with a cake...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5233099/Model-train-buffs-attempt-lay-track-74-miles-long.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5233099/Model-train-buffs-attempt-lay-track-74-miles-long.html)

Isn't this an old story...?  rubschin:

Perhaps I was thinking of this...?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6085882/Top-Gears-James-May-sees-model-railway-world-record-attempt-derailed-by-thieves.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6085882/Top-Gears-James-May-sees-model-railway-world-record-attempt-derailed-by-thieves.html)

Well there are a lot of odd buggers in Devon, makes Cornwall seem normal in some respects...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2018, 12:49:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2018, 12:43:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2018, 12:32:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2018, 12:30:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2018, 12:00:26 PM
Good to see we can still be eccentric buggers, wonder if they celebrated getting to the end with a cake...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5233099/Model-train-buffs-attempt-lay-track-74-miles-long.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5233099/Model-train-buffs-attempt-lay-track-74-miles-long.html)

Isn't this an old story...?  rubschin:

Perhaps I was thinking of this...?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6085882/Top-Gears-James-May-sees-model-railway-world-record-attempt-derailed-by-thieves.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6085882/Top-Gears-James-May-sees-model-railway-world-record-attempt-derailed-by-thieves.html)

Well there are a lot of odd buggers in Devon, makes Cornwall seem normal in some respects...  noooo:

I was prolly thinking of this...  redface:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2018, 01:56:10 AM
Creme egg or £1000. Sounds like the ultimate dilemma for Miss D...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5241871/White-chocolate-Creme-Eggs-without-unwrapping.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5241871/White-chocolate-Creme-Eggs-without-unwrapping.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2018, 07:00:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2018, 01:56:10 AM
Creme egg or £1000. Sounds like the ultimate dilemma for Miss D...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5241871/White-chocolate-Creme-Eggs-without-unwrapping.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5241871/White-chocolate-Creme-Eggs-without-unwrapping.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2018, 12:38:25 PM
There is some good news for Miss D though, Cadbury's are making a creme egg dessert...  :thumbsup:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/prc_64629821.jpg?w=748&h=392&crop=1)

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/05/pass-us-a-spoon-cadbury-has-released-a-giant-creme-egg-inspired-dessert-7206992/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/05/pass-us-a-spoon-cadbury-has-released-a-giant-creme-egg-inspired-dessert-7206992/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2018, 09:05:02 PM
Apey will have a field day with this....  Shocked:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/woman-sex-pet-labrador-vile-video-involving-whipped-cream-7215476/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/woman-sex-pet-labrador-vile-video-involving-whipped-cream-7215476/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2018, 09:06:09 PM
That poor labrador  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2018, 10:53:03 PM
Let me get this straight, a scrote manages to injure himself while causing thousands of pounds of damage breaking into a shop and is now after compensation?


Bollocks to that says I  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/thief-ballsed-burglary-sues-shop-injuring-scrotum-break-7215454/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/thief-ballsed-burglary-sues-shop-injuring-scrotum-break-7215454/#mv-a)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2018, 05:29:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2018, 10:53:03 PM
Let me get this straight, a scrote manages to injure himself while causing thousands of pounds of damage breaking into a shop and is now after compensation?


Bollocks to that says I  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/thief-ballsed-burglary-sues-shop-injuring-scrotum-break-7215454/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/thief-ballsed-burglary-sues-shop-injuring-scrotum-break-7215454/#mv-a)

Hang him!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2018, 10:34:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 11, 2018, 05:29:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2018, 10:53:03 PM
Let me get this straight, a scrote manages to injure himself while causing thousands of pounds of damage breaking into a shop and is now after compensation?


Bollocks to that says I  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/thief-ballsed-burglary-sues-shop-injuring-scrotum-break-7215454/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/thief-ballsed-burglary-sues-shop-injuring-scrotum-break-7215454/#mv-a)

Hang him!  cussing:
.. by the scrotum
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2018, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2018, 10:34:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 11, 2018, 05:29:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2018, 10:53:03 PM
Let me get this straight, a scrote manages to injure himself while causing thousands of pounds of damage breaking into a shop and is now after compensation?


Bollocks to that says I  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/thief-ballsed-burglary-sues-shop-injuring-scrotum-break-7215454/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/thief-ballsed-burglary-sues-shop-injuring-scrotum-break-7215454/#mv-a)

Hang him!  cussing:
.. by the scrotum
:thumbsup:

on a rusty nail
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2018, 11:15:16 AM
So is this Nick related? 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-42660181 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-42660181)

"Nottingham rail station fire causes travel chaos . . . . the fire was believed to have started in a toilet"

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 12, 2018, 11:16:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 12, 2018, 11:15:16 AM
So is this Nick related? 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-42660181 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-42660181)

"Nottingham rail station fire causes travel chaos . . . . the fire was believed to have started in a toilet"
Need you ask?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2018, 11:18:56 AM
 evil:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 12, 2018, 12:45:27 PM
That must have been a serious curry ???  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2018, 12:49:26 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2018, 07:53:10 PM
Private Nikolai...?   eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5262279/Soldier-destroys-armoured-vehicle-trying-cook-rations.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5262279/Soldier-destroys-armoured-vehicle-trying-cook-rations.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2018, 07:55:33 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2018, 07:56:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 12, 2018, 07:55:33 PM
::)

Are you saying that it doesnt sounds like the sort of calamity that you are famous for?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2018, 07:58:46 PM
Something tells me that Apey is off on a treasure hunt.....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263683/Rare-wine-hidden-Europe-secret-cave-fetch-1million.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263683/Rare-wine-hidden-Europe-secret-cave-fetch-1million.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2018, 12:33:21 AM
I'm starting to wonder if Mr Darwin sir has a lucky dip system for creating new internet crazes that will clean up the gene pool.

"From the first box we have........................................Eat"
"From the second box we have....................................Detergent Capsules"

And lo a new must do challenge for the terminally feckin' gormless is born...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5264149/Teens-EATING-Tide-pods-posting-videos-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5264149/Teens-EATING-Tide-pods-posting-videos-online.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2018, 08:13:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2018, 12:33:21 AM
I'm starting to wonder if Mr Darwin sir has a lucky dip system for creating new internet crazes that will clean up the gene pool.

"From the first box we have........................................Eat"
"From the second box we have....................................Detergent Capsules"

And lo a new must do challenge for the terminally feckin' gormless is born...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5264149/Teens-EATING-Tide-pods-posting-videos-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5264149/Teens-EATING-Tide-pods-posting-videos-online.html)

Excellent!  :thumbsup:

Mr. Darwin Sir obviously has to move with the times now that guns, knives and chemicals that make explosions are not readily available...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2018, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 12, 2018, 12:45:27 PM
That must have been a serious curry ???  eeek:

An arse on fire according to the news. scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2018, 09:17:02 PM
What Bell Ends

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42610625 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42610625)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2018, 09:21:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 14, 2018, 09:17:02 PM
What Bell Ends

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42610625 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42610625)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2018, 10:48:56 PM
The cynic in me wonders if this is an inside job, surely nobody could be that bleedin' stupid.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5271387/Thieves-steal-10k-cigarettes-got-trading-standards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5271387/Thieves-steal-10k-cigarettes-got-trading-standards.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2018, 11:44:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2018, 10:48:56 PM
The cynic in me wonders if this is an inside job, surely nobody could be that bleedin' stupid.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5271387/Thieves-steal-10k-cigarettes-got-trading-standards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5271387/Thieves-steal-10k-cigarettes-got-trading-standards.html)
I'll go with the stupid theory but certainly facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2018, 07:39:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2018, 10:48:56 PM
The cynic in me wonders if this is an inside job, surely nobody could be that bleedin' stupid.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5271387/Thieves-steal-10k-cigarettes-got-trading-standards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5271387/Thieves-steal-10k-cigarettes-got-trading-standards.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2018, 09:04:24 PM
Bugger me, some morons will buy anything...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5294701/Would-pay-19-bottle-fresh-AIR.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5294701/Would-pay-19-bottle-fresh-AIR.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2018, 09:06:29 PM
[badapeystyleejoke]Behaviour like this at a football match is just taking the piss[/badapeystyleejoke]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5294491/Football-fan-arrested-urinating-goalies-water.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5294491/Football-fan-arrested-urinating-goalies-water.html)

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2018, 09:09:18 PM
I'd love to see the receptionist's reaction should he turn up for an appointment. Suddenly being confronted with this gurning mug:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2018%2F01%2F20%2F20%2F485EC25900000578-5292795-image-m-4_1516481406132.jpg&hash=270592be411766cf8f648c052ef9746b0ccdbeb7)

Would probably traumatise the poor sod...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5292795/King-Ink-Land-tattoo-man-invited-NHS-smear-test.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5292795/King-Ink-Land-tattoo-man-invited-NHS-smear-test.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2018, 09:20:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2018, 09:09:18 PM
I'd love to see the receptionist's reaction should he turn up for an appointment. Suddenly being confronted with this gurning mug:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2018%2F01%2F20%2F20%2F485EC25900000578-5292795-image-m-4_1516481406132.jpg&hash=270592be411766cf8f648c052ef9746b0ccdbeb7)

Would probably traumatise the poor sod...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5292795/King-Ink-Land-tattoo-man-invited-NHS-smear-test.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5292795/King-Ink-Land-tattoo-man-invited-NHS-smear-test.html)

Hang it...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2018, 11:00:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2018, 09:06:29 PM
[badapeystyleejoke]Behaviour like this at a football match is just taking the piss[/badapeystyleejoke]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5294491/Football-fan-arrested-urinating-goalies-water.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5294491/Football-fan-arrested-urinating-goalies-water.html)

 redface:

Before anyone else gets in with it, I've just seen this in the footy thread so AFFS.  redface:

Actually this may be a first for the pub, don't think anyone has actually AFFS'd themselves before.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2018, 11:20:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2018, 09:06:29 PM
[badapeystyleejoke]Behaviour like this at a football match is just taking the piss[/badapeystyleejoke]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5294491/Football-fan-arrested-urinating-goalies-water.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5294491/Football-fan-arrested-urinating-goalies-water.html)

 redface:
you AFFer you  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2018, 05:31:33 PM
Was just talking to a pal about this. Did we do it at the time?

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/01/07/tv_anchor_says_alexa_buy_me_a_dollhouse_and_she_does/ (https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/01/07/tv_anchor_says_alexa_buy_me_a_dollhouse_and_she_does/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2018, 06:39:42 PM
http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/derby-news/woman-999-call-broken-egg-1104028 (http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/derby-news/woman-999-call-broken-egg-1104028)
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2018, 09:14:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2018, 06:39:42 PM
http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/derby-news/woman-999-call-broken-egg-1104028 (http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/derby-news/woman-999-call-broken-egg-1104028)
 noooo:

Was she suffering the after effects of a projector stand related concussion perchance?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2018, 09:15:29 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2018, 05:34:36 PM
It's a sign that your career is fucked when the only way you can get in the news now is by acting like a total bellend spouting champagne socialist bollocks. See also Charlotte Church...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5306035/Lily-Allen-sparks-row-slamming-TfL-staff.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5306035/Lily-Allen-sparks-row-slamming-TfL-staff.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2018, 06:01:23 PM
Just when you think that the world can't get any odder, Saddam Hussein is a published romantic fiction author...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/24/saddam-hussein-write-romantic-novel-can-buy-amazon-7255936/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/24/saddam-hussein-write-romantic-novel-can-buy-amazon-7255936/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 24, 2018, 06:03:36 PM
Bet it's a real gas and will knock 'em all dead.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2018, 06:10:49 PM
He originally wanted to go down the 50 Shades route but was disappointed to find out that BDSM didn't stand for BZ, Dichlorvos, Sarin and Malathion
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2018, 06:17:39 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 24, 2018, 06:03:36 PM
Bet it's a real gas and will knock 'em all dead.
facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2018, 08:55:13 PM
Well you wouldn’t want to get an ugly one

“Twelve prized camels have been disqualified from a beauty contest in Saudi Arabia”

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-42802901 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-42802901)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2018, 07:05:02 AM
Food-safety expert warns latest bizarre Silicon Valley $60 'raw water' trend could quickly turn deadly (http://uk.businessinsider.com/silicon-valleys-raw-water-trend-could-turn-deadly-2018-1?r=US&IR=T) FFS! facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2018, 07:33:30 AM
Just being affectionate!
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/jan/24/python-owner-killed-8ft-long-coroner-dan-brandon (https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/jan/24/python-owner-killed-8ft-long-coroner-dan-brandon)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2018, 08:58:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2018, 07:05:02 AM
Food-safety expert warns latest bizarre Silicon Valley $60 'raw water' trend could quickly turn deadly (http://uk.businessinsider.com/silicon-valleys-raw-water-trend-could-turn-deadly-2018-1?r=US&IR=T) FFS! facepalm:
FFS! facepalm: FFS! facepalm:
Title: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2018, 03:42:57 PM
Serves the little sod right

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5311251/Boy-sent-air-throwing-firecrackers-sewer.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2018, 03:44:58 PM
I once set fire to a golf course  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2018, 04:26:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2018, 03:44:58 PM
I once set fire to a golf course  redface:
We can't wait to hear the hole story.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2018, 04:30:14 PM
 evil:

I was only 10  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2018, 04:31:46 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2018, 04:26:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2018, 03:44:58 PM
I once set fire to a golf course  redface:
We can't wait to hear the hole story.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2018, 04:34:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 25, 2018, 03:42:57 PM
Serves the little sod right

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5311251/Boy-sent-air-throwing-firecrackers-sewer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5311251/Boy-sent-air-throwing-firecrackers-sewer.html)

Agreed!  :thumbsup:

I'd like to watch it in slo-mo tho... it almost looked as if he was winched away like in a movie stunt...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 02:51:32 AM
Bollocks! I was all ready to start celebrating until I realised they hadn't sacked the prince of darkness  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5314003/Labours-Lord-Mendelsohn-sacked-partys-bench.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5314003/Labours-Lord-Mendelsohn-sacked-partys-bench.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 05:26:11 AM
APC ram raids a shop to nab some collapsio, can't think why my first thought on seeing the headlines was Padlock Pockets has been a bad boy....  rubschin:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-russia-armoured-vehicle-shop/russian-man-rams-armoured-personnel-carrier-into-shop-steals-wine-idUKKBN1EZ24J
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2018, 09:47:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 05:26:11 AM
APC ram raids a shop to nab some collapsio, can't think why my first thought on seeing the headlines was Padlock Pockets has been a bad boy....  rubschin:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-russia-armoured-vehicle-shop/russian-man-rams-armoured-personnel-carrier-into-shop-steals-wine-idUKKBN1EZ24J
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Still it wasn’t all bad news

“He also crushed a Daewoo car parked nearby, images showed“
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 04:59:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 26, 2018, 09:47:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 05:26:11 AM
APC ram raids a shop to nab some collapsio, can't think why my first thought on seeing the headlines was Padlock Pockets has been a bad boy....  rubschin:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-russia-armoured-vehicle-shop/russian-man-rams-armoured-personnel-carrier-into-shop-steals-wine-idUKKBN1EZ24J
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Still it wasn’t all bad news

“He also crushed a Daewoo car parked nearby, images showed“

Can't have been Padlock Pockets then, he'd have swiped the tyres before crushing it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 05:02:15 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5314723/Bill-Clinton-rolls-window-man-asks-Monica.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5314723/Bill-Clinton-rolls-window-man-asks-Monica.html)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2018, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 05:02:15 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5314723/Bill-Clinton-rolls-window-man-asks-Monica.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5314723/Bill-Clinton-rolls-window-man-asks-Monica.html)

 lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2018, 06:41:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 04:59:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 26, 2018, 09:47:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 05:26:11 AM
APC ram raids a shop to nab some collapsio, can't think why my first thought on seeing the headlines was Padlock Pockets has been a bad boy....  rubschin:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-russia-armoured-vehicle-shop/russian-man-rams-armoured-personnel-carrier-into-shop-steals-wine-idUKKBN1EZ24J
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Still it wasn’t all bad news

“He also crushed a Daewoo car parked nearby, images showed“

Can't have been Padlock Pockets then, he'd have swiped the tyres before crushing it...  whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2018, 09:43:12 PM
Gormless bint...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/26/woman-gets-frostbite-wearing-mini-skirt-40c-7264008/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/26/woman-gets-frostbite-wearing-mini-skirt-40c-7264008/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2018, 10:23:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2018, 09:43:12 PM
Gormless bint...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/26/woman-gets-frostbite-wearing-mini-skirt-40c-7264008/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/26/woman-gets-frostbite-wearing-mini-skirt-40c-7264008/)
eeek:

Lets hope she was wearing knickers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2018, 10:25:21 PM
from a day or so ago

Reece Witherspoon’s exta leg:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42830535 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42830535)

 eeek:


 rubschin: now if she’s got 3 legs does that mean she has two. . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2018, 10:36:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 28, 2018, 10:25:21 PM
from a day or so ago

Reece Witherspoon’s exta leg:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42830535 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42830535)

 eeek:


 rubschin: now if she’s got 3 legs does that mean she has two. . . . .

From Oprah...  eeek:

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/485/socialembed/https://twitter.com/Oprah/status/956636981114503168~/news/entertainment-arts-42830535)

Apey is going to have a field day with that comment...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2018, 11:51:33 PM
And to think they say that romance is dead....  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5325083/Greggs-launches-Valentines-Day-menu-WAITER-service.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5325083/Greggs-launches-Valentines-Day-menu-WAITER-service.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2018, 05:45:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2018, 11:51:33 PM
And to think they say that romance is dead....  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5325083/Greggs-launches-Valentines-Day-menu-WAITER-service.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5325083/Greggs-launches-Valentines-Day-menu-WAITER-service.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2018, 09:42:49 PM
Christ what the hell happened to intelligent discourse and debate at University. Nowadays it seems if you don't like the guest speaker you can just throw a bleedin' tantrum and get what you want.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5330735/Durham-University-students-hold-die-protest-lecture.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5330735/Durham-University-students-hold-die-protest-lecture.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2018, 10:18:19 PM
I wonder how they travel between their parental homes and the university. And whether they use central heating and hot water  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2018, 02:55:36 AM
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2018, 05:58:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2018, 02:55:36 AM
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html)

As I've said before, he needs a trick cyclist, not a surgeon...

I don't think the state should have any interference on what you can or can't do to your own body - that also goes for drink, drugs, etc.

However, if you fuck your life up through your actions I don't see why the state taxpayer should be forced to bail you out afterwards...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2018, 08:27:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2018, 05:58:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2018, 02:55:36 AM
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html)

As I've said before, he needs a trick cyclist, not a surgeon...

I don't think the state should have any interference on what you can or can't do to your own body - that also goes for drink, drugs, etc.

However, if you fuck your life up through your actions I don't see why the state taxpayer should be forced to bail you out afterwards...
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2018, 11:40:40 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 31, 2018, 08:27:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2018, 05:58:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2018, 02:55:36 AM
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html)

As I've said before, he needs a trick cyclist, not a surgeon...

I don't think the state should have any interference on what you can or can't do to your own body - that also goes for drink, drugs, etc.

However, if you fuck your life up through your actions I don't see why the state taxpayer should be forced to bail you out afterwards...
:thumbsup:

The problem is that there is now a sense of entitlement that no matter how you fuck up your life you can get the damage repaired on the taxpayer. Combine that with the toxic environment created by the ambulance chasing parasites and you end up with a health service that will roll ever pretty much every time in order to protect itself.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2018, 06:13:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2018, 05:58:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2018, 02:55:36 AM
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html)

As I've said before, he needs a trick cyclist, not a surgeon...

I don't think the state should have any interference on what you can or can't do to your own body - that also goes for drink, drugs, etc.

However, if you fuck your life up through your actions I don't see why the state taxpayer should be forced to bail you out afterwards...

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2018, 06:24:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2018, 11:40:40 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 31, 2018, 08:27:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2018, 05:58:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2018, 02:55:36 AM
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html)

As I've said before, he needs a trick cyclist, not a surgeon...

I don't think the state should have any interference on what you can or can't do to your own body - that also goes for drink, drugs, etc.

However, if you fuck your life up through your actions I don't see why the state taxpayer should be forced to bail you out afterwards...
:thumbsup:

The problem is that there is now a sense of entitlement that no matter how you fuck up your life you can get the damage repaired on the taxpayer. Combine that with the toxic environment created by the ambulance chasing parasites and you end up with a health service that will roll ever pretty much every time in order to protect itself.

The problem is that the public are forced to use pay for the government provided health system...

So yeah, they feel a sense of entitlement - they've paid for the fucker and (not unreasonably) expect it to fix them when they are broken...

I can't help but think that an insurance based system would see somewhat different lifestyle choices...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2018, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2018, 06:24:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2018, 11:40:40 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 31, 2018, 08:27:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2018, 05:58:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2018, 02:55:36 AM
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html)

As I've said before, he needs a trick cyclist, not a surgeon...

I don't think the state should have any interference on what you can or can't do to your own body - that also goes for drink, drugs, etc.

However, if you fuck your life up through your actions I don't see why the state taxpayer should be forced to bail you out afterwards...
:thumbsup:

The problem is that there is now a sense of entitlement that no matter how you fuck up your life you can get the damage repaired on the taxpayer. Combine that with the toxic environment created by the ambulance chasing parasites and you end up with a health service that will roll ever pretty much every time in order to protect itself.

The problem is that the public are forced to use pay for the government provided health system...

So yeah, they feel a sense of entitlement - they've paid for the fucker and (not unreasonably) expect it to fix them when they are broken...

I can't help but think that an insurance based system would see somewhat different lifestyle choices...

 Thumbs:

Zactly ..similar to here ......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2018, 01:14:47 AM
What the fuck??  eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/pensioner-80-pushed-entire-arm-cows-rectum-masturbated-7276619/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/pensioner-80-pushed-entire-arm-cows-rectum-masturbated-7276619/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2018, 01:15:49 AM
Somehow I can see this ending up in one of Apey's routines...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/plane-84-plumbers-board-forced-land-toilet-problem-7279098/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/plane-84-plumbers-board-forced-land-toilet-problem-7279098/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2018, 06:22:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2018, 01:15:49 AM
Somehow I can see this ending up in one of Apey's routines...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/plane-84-plumbers-board-forced-land-toilet-problem-7279098/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/plane-84-plumbers-board-forced-land-toilet-problem-7279098/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2018, 09:06:34 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 02, 2018, 06:22:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2018, 01:15:49 AM
Somehow I can see this ending up in one of Apey's routines...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/plane-84-plumbers-board-forced-land-toilet-problem-7279098/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/plane-84-plumbers-board-forced-land-toilet-problem-7279098/)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2018, 01:06:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2018, 01:15:49 AM
Somehow I can see this ending up in one of Apey's routines...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/plane-84-plumbers-board-forced-land-toilet-problem-7279098/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/plane-84-plumbers-board-forced-land-toilet-problem-7279098/)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2018, 01:46:06 AM
Baldymort loves the musicals, he could stop off on the world tour to do this and fulfil his Sound of Music fantasies...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/can-now-get-degree-yodelling-7279789/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/can-now-get-degree-yodelling-7279789/#mv-a)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2018, 06:28:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2018, 01:46:06 AM
Baldymort loves the musicals, he could stop off on the world tour to do this and fulfil his Sound of Music fantasies...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/can-now-get-degree-yodelling-7279789/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/can-now-get-degree-yodelling-7279789/#mv-a)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2018, 04:47:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2018, 06:28:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2018, 01:46:06 AM
Baldymort loves the musicals, he could stop off on the world tour to do this and fulfil his Sound of Music fantasies...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/can-now-get-degree-yodelling-7279789/#mv-a (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/can-now-get-degree-yodelling-7279789/#mv-a)

 evil:

High on a roof was a lonely Barman......  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2018, 08:11:51 AM
 happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2018, 08:47:45 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2018, 11:48:27 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 04, 2018, 08:11:51 AM
happy002 happy002 happy002
happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2018, 01:25:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 04, 2018, 08:47:45 AM
cussing:

The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllls are alive with the sound of cursing...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2018, 03:36:06 PM
Great headline, dull story

“knob-throwing festival cancelled”

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2018, 03:45:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 04, 2018, 03:36:06 PM
Great headline, dull story

“knob-throwing festival cancelled”

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364)

Even dullerer now - 404 - Page not found.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2018, 04:04:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 04, 2018, 03:45:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 04, 2018, 03:36:06 PM
Great headline, dull story

“knob-throwing festival cancelled”

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364)

Even dullerer now - 404 - Page not found.  lol:

The first thing that came to mind when I saw the headline was that at least BM wouldn't have to wear the bucket this year...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2018, 04:13:01 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364)

double bounce on pasting  doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2018, 04:19:58 PM
I love a double bounce............oh



































 kleenex: sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2018, 11:21:59 PM
So you invaded a cafe because you didn't like the Winston Churchill theme, trying to get people to boycott is and ended up giving it enough publicity that it's now one of the highest rates ones in London on Tripadvisor....




 happy001 happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5350115/Winston-Churchill-cafe-protests-shoots-TripAdvisor-rank.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5350115/Winston-Churchill-cafe-protests-shoots-TripAdvisor-rank.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2018, 11:39:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2018, 11:21:59 PM
So you invaded a cafe because you didn't like the Winston Churchill theme, trying to get people to boycott is and ended up giving it enough publicity that it's now one of the highest rates ones in London on Tripadvisor....




 happy001 happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5350115/Winston-Churchill-cafe-protests-shoots-TripAdvisor-rank.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5350115/Winston-Churchill-cafe-protests-shoots-TripAdvisor-rank.html)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2018, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2018, 11:21:59 PM
So you invaded a cafe because you didn't like the Winston Churchill theme, trying to get people to boycott is and ended up giving it enough publicity that it's now one of the highest rates ones in London on Tripadvisor....




 happy001 happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5350115/Winston-Churchill-cafe-protests-shoots-TripAdvisor-rank.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5350115/Winston-Churchill-cafe-protests-shoots-TripAdvisor-rank.html)

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2018, 10:16:07 PM
My first though on seeing the headline was "Wonder if Apey fancies a new car...

Or at the very least some tyres that aren't as bald as BM"

Somehow though I don't think it's as abandoned as they are claiming it to be....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5372433/Forgotten-Subaru-showroom-Malta-rare-cars.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5372433/Forgotten-Subaru-showroom-Malta-rare-cars.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2018, 10:42:33 PM
Apey are you still nicking leccy from the next door neighbour....  rubschin:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/916617/bitcoin-mining-fire-russia-Artem-Vladivostok (https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/916617/bitcoin-mining-fire-russia-Artem-Vladivostok)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2018, 05:35:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2018, 10:16:07 PM
My first though on seeing the headline was "Wonder if Apey fancies a new car...

Or at the very least some tyres that aren't as bald as BM"

Somehow though I don't think it's as abandoned as they are claiming it to be....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5372433/Forgotten-Subaru-showroom-Malta-rare-cars.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5372433/Forgotten-Subaru-showroom-Malta-rare-cars.html)

As abandoned as my big fat hairy arse....  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2018, 12:16:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2018, 10:16:07 PM
My first though on seeing the headline was "Wonder if Apey fancies a new car...

Or at the very least some tyres that aren't as bald as BM"

Somehow though I don't think it's as abandoned as they are claiming it to be....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5372433/Forgotten-Subaru-showroom-Malta-rare-cars.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5372433/Forgotten-Subaru-showroom-Malta-rare-cars.html)

I have a bride from Malta this year ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2018, 03:09:31 PM
TMJs
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2018, 03:13:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2018, 03:09:31 PM
TMJs
indeed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2018, 07:19:35 PM
So much for my New Year's resolution not to be a bad person...  redface:

I tried really really hard not to laugh, honestly I did...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5374453/Couple-sailboat-rescued-lose-boat-sinks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5374453/Couple-sailboat-rescued-lose-boat-sinks.html)




 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2018, 07:38:52 PM
A new job for Miss D......?  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/09/makers-cadbury-milka-hiring-chocolate-tasters-7299070/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/09/makers-cadbury-milka-hiring-chocolate-tasters-7299070/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2018, 07:40:48 PM
Well that's Apey's romantic Valentine's Day meal sorted....  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/10/subway-is-giving-away-free-six-inch-subs-this-valentines-day-7299128/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/10/subway-is-giving-away-free-six-inch-subs-this-valentines-day-7299128/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2018, 08:26:19 PM
Six inches?

(snigger)
Should Foggy get a discount? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2018, 07:56:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2018, 08:26:19 PM
Six inches?

(snigger)
Should Foggy get a discount? rubschin:

 nonono:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2018, 03:39:29 AM
I was wondering what had happened to this nut job...

Launching a steam powered rocket up to 1800 feet to prove that the Earth is flat even though the curvature isn't visible until you reach 35,000ft give or take.

I'm sure Apey could build a routine over him not being able to get it up because of a knackered ring...  whistle:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/914946/Mad-mike-hughes-USA-flat-earth-steam-powered-rocket-California-conspiracy-NASA (https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/914946/Mad-mike-hughes-USA-flat-earth-steam-powered-rocket-California-conspiracy-NASA)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2018, 08:17:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2018, 03:39:29 AM
I was wondering what had happened to this nut job...

Launching a steam powered rocket up to 1800 feet to prove that the Earth is flat even though the curvature isn't visible until you reach 35,000ft give or take.

I'm sure Apey could build a routine over him not being able to get it up because of a knackered ring...  whistle:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/914946/Mad-mike-hughes-USA-flat-earth-steam-powered-rocket-California-conspiracy-NASA (https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/914946/Mad-mike-hughes-USA-flat-earth-steam-powered-rocket-California-conspiracy-NASA)

Video from 2014...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2018, 03:11:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2018, 07:40:48 PM
Well that's Apey's romantic Valentine's Day meal sorted....  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/10/subway-is-giving-away-free-six-inch-subs-this-valentines-day-7299128/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/10/subway-is-giving-away-free-six-inch-subs-this-valentines-day-7299128/)

Can't believe I am going to tell you lot this ......but that IS where we are going for lunch ....BUT it was Miss T's idea ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2018, 03:13:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2018, 03:11:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2018, 07:40:48 PM
Well that's Apey's romantic Valentine's Day meal sorted....  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/10/subway-is-giving-away-free-six-inch-subs-this-valentines-day-7299128/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/10/subway-is-giving-away-free-six-inch-subs-this-valentines-day-7299128/)

Can't believe I am going to tell you lot this ......but that IS where we are going for lunch ....BUT it was Miss T's idea ....... Thumbs:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2018, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 12, 2018, 03:13:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2018, 03:11:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2018, 07:40:48 PM
Well that's Apey's romantic Valentine's Day meal sorted....  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/10/subway-is-giving-away-free-six-inch-subs-this-valentines-day-7299128/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/10/subway-is-giving-away-free-six-inch-subs-this-valentines-day-7299128/)

Can't believe I am going to tell you lot this ......but that IS where we are going for lunch ....BUT it was Miss T's idea ....... Thumbs:

facepalm:

I have to pay for the 1st one ....... evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2018, 09:56:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2018, 03:11:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2018, 07:40:48 PM
Well that's Apey's romantic Valentine's Day meal sorted....  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/10/subway-is-giving-away-free-six-inch-subs-this-valentines-day-7299128/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/10/subway-is-giving-away-free-six-inch-subs-this-valentines-day-7299128/)

Can't believe I am going to tell you lot this ......but that IS where we are going for lunch ....BUT it was Miss T's idea ....... Thumbs:

Translation: Misty realised that this would be the closest she would ever get to Padlock Pockets forking out for a romantic meal so suggested it on the offchance...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2018, 11:25:36 PM
For some reason that saying about monkeys and typewriters comes to mind...  lol:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/918995/END-OF-THE-WORLD-Apocalypse-David-Meade-nibiru-planet-x (https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/918995/END-OF-THE-WORLD-Apocalypse-David-Meade-nibiru-planet-x)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2018, 06:02:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2018, 11:25:36 PM
For some reason that saying about monkeys and typewriters comes to mind...  lol:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/918995/END-OF-THE-WORLD-Apocalypse-David-Meade-nibiru-planet-x (https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/918995/END-OF-THE-WORLD-Apocalypse-David-Meade-nibiru-planet-x)

Bonkers...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2018, 06:13:43 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2018, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2018, 06:02:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2018, 11:25:36 PM
For some reason that saying about monkeys and typewriters comes to mind...  lol:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/918995/END-OF-THE-WORLD-Apocalypse-David-Meade-nibiru-planet-x (https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/918995/END-OF-THE-WORLD-Apocalypse-David-Meade-nibiru-planet-x)

Bonkers...  noooo:
Yep  whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2018, 07:06:48 PM
Bloody hell, 50 shades of psycho...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394935/Russian-woman-21-killed-boyfriend-sex-game.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394935/Russian-woman-21-killed-boyfriend-sex-game.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2018, 08:05:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2018, 07:06:48 PM
Bloody hell, 50 shades of psycho...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394935/Russian-woman-21-killed-boyfriend-sex-game.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394935/Russian-woman-21-killed-boyfriend-sex-game.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2018, 08:09:15 PM
I am sure you are safe BM  happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2018, 08:12:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 15, 2018, 08:09:15 PM
I am sure you are safe BM  happy100

 cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2018, 10:37:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 15, 2018, 08:09:15 PM
I am sure you are safe BM  happy100
LL might have a tiny little knife.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2018, 06:46:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2018, 10:37:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 15, 2018, 08:09:15 PM
I am sure you are safe BM  happy100
LL might have a tiny little knife.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 07:07:56 AM
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2018, 07:25:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 07:07:56 AM
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html)

Not even clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 07:29:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 16, 2018, 07:25:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 07:07:56 AM
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html)

Not even clicking...  noooo:

She calls it Wiggles and even makes hats for it to 'wear'...  noooo:

She is clearly a couple of Nicks short of a calamity...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2018, 07:35:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 07:29:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 16, 2018, 07:25:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 07:07:56 AM
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html)

Not even clicking...  noooo:

She calls it Wiggles and even makes hats for it to 'wear'...  noooo:

She is clearly a couple of Nicks short of a calamity...

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2018, 12:24:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 07:07:56 AM
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html)
Shocked:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 12:27:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 16, 2018, 12:24:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 07:07:56 AM
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html)
Shocked:

It's not the first time she's removed a part of herself. Apparently when she broke up with her boyfriend she cut off the section of skin that had his nickname tattoed on and sent it to him. Pretty much guaranteeing that he felt like he dodged a bullet.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2018, 12:31:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 12:27:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 16, 2018, 12:24:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 07:07:56 AM
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html)
Shocked:

It's not the first time she's removed a part of herself. Apparently when she broke up with her boyfriend she cut off the section of skin that had his nickname tattoed on and sent it to him. Pretty much guaranteeing that he felt like he dodged a bullet.  noooo:
Shame it wasn't her head
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 12:32:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 16, 2018, 12:31:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 12:27:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 16, 2018, 12:24:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 07:07:56 AM
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html)
Shocked:

It's not the first time she's removed a part of herself. Apparently when she broke up with her boyfriend she cut off the section of skin that had his nickname tattoed on and sent it to him. Pretty much guaranteeing that he felt like he dodged a bullet.  noooo:
Shame it wasn't her head

Don't know if it was intentional but this was in among the reader comments...

Quote
CannibalsAreTasty, HowAboutNo, United States, about an hour ago

There's something a little bit off about her, but I just can't put my finger on it...

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2018, 12:35:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 12:32:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 16, 2018, 12:31:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 12:27:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 16, 2018, 12:24:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2018, 07:07:56 AM
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html)
Shocked:

It's not the first time she's removed a part of herself. Apparently when she broke up with her boyfriend she cut off the section of skin that had his nickname tattoed on and sent it to him. Pretty much guaranteeing that he felt like he dodged a bullet.  noooo:
Shame it wasn't her head

Don't know if it was intentional but this was in among the reader comments...

Quote
CannibalsAreTasty, HowAboutNo, United States, about an hour ago

There's something a little bit off about her, but I just can't put my finger on it...

 lol:
lol: lol: lol:

I was wondering which bit of her he'd have opted for if she'd called him and asked
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2018, 02:16:37 PM
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach (http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15983581.Girl__17__squirted_police_officers_in_face_with_bleach/)

She was charged with behaviour likely to cause a bleach of the police!

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2018, 02:22:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2018, 02:16:37 PM
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach (http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15983581.Girl__17__squirted_police_officers_in_face_with_bleach/)

noooo:

Should have thrown the little shit in jail and thrown away the key

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2018, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2018, 02:22:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2018, 02:16:37 PM
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach (http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15983581.Girl__17__squirted_police_officers_in_face_with_bleach/)

noooo:

Should have thrown the little shit in jail and thrown away the key

Or made her drink the stuff...  eveilgrin:

Apparently she was 'vulnerable'.... Perhaps she had suffered from Domestos violence in the past...?

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2018, 06:08:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2018, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2018, 02:22:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2018, 02:16:37 PM
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach (http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15983581.Girl__17__squirted_police_officers_in_face_with_bleach/)

noooo:

Should have thrown the little shit in jail and thrown away the key

Or made her drink the stuff...  eveilgrin:

Apparently she was 'vulnerable'.... Perhaps she had suffered from Domestos violence in the past...?

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2018, 11:02:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2018, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2018, 02:22:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2018, 02:16:37 PM
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach (http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15983581.Girl__17__squirted_police_officers_in_face_with_bleach/)

noooo:

Should have thrown the little shit in jail and thrown away the key

Or made her drink the stuff...  eveilgrin:

Apparently she was 'vulnerable'.... Perhaps she had suffered from Domestos violence in the past...?

happy001
noooo:

Is the 'Hat-Coat' thread not working?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2018, 11:07:48 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2018, 11:02:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2018, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2018, 02:22:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2018, 02:16:37 PM
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach (http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15983581.Girl__17__squirted_police_officers_in_face_with_bleach/)

noooo:

Should have thrown the little shit in jail and thrown away the key

Or made her drink the stuff...  eveilgrin:

Apparently she was 'vulnerable'.... Perhaps she had suffered from Domestos violence in the past...?

happy001
noooo:

Is the 'Hat-Coat' thread not working?

 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 19, 2018, 05:18:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2018, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2018, 02:22:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2018, 02:16:37 PM
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach (http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15983581.Girl__17__squirted_police_officers_in_face_with_bleach/)

noooo:

Should have thrown the little shit in jail and thrown away the key

Or made her drink the stuff...  eveilgrin:

Apparently she was 'vulnerable'.... Perhaps she had suffered from Domestos violence in the past...?

happy001

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2018, 01:19:13 AM
Be interesting to see what happens if this ignorant fuckwit needs an ambulance any time soon....  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5408065/Woman-26-arrested-angry-note-aimed-paramedics.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5408065/Woman-26-arrested-angry-note-aimed-paramedics.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2018, 07:18:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2018, 01:19:13 AM
Be interesting to see what happens if this ignorant fuckwit needs an ambulance any time soon....  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5408065/Woman-26-arrested-angry-note-aimed-paramedics.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5408065/Woman-26-arrested-angry-note-aimed-paramedics.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2018, 10:22:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2018, 07:18:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2018, 01:19:13 AM
Be interesting to see what happens if this ignorant fuckwit needs an ambulance any time soon....  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5408065/Woman-26-arrested-angry-note-aimed-paramedics.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5408065/Woman-26-arrested-angry-note-aimed-paramedics.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2018, 09:32:17 PM
Bloody hell!!! While I know never to pull a knife out when treating a stab wound there is now way I'd be any where near as calm as this guy if I'd been the one with a knife in my back...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F02%2F20%2F11%2F4965A5CE00000578-5412397-image-m-22_1519125260063.jpg&hash=ecb1c811837175a9727e3382df0be8adad22eee3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5412397/Brazilian-man-stabbed-kitchen-knife.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5412397/Brazilian-man-stabbed-kitchen-knife.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2018, 10:54:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2018, 09:32:17 PM
Bloody hell!!! While I know never to pull a knife out when treating a stab wound there is now way I'd be any where near as calm as this guy if I'd been the one with a knife in my back...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F02%2F20%2F11%2F4965A5CE00000578-5412397-image-m-22_1519125260063.jpg&hash=ecb1c811837175a9727e3382df0be8adad22eee3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5412397/Brazilian-man-stabbed-kitchen-knife.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5412397/Brazilian-man-stabbed-kitchen-knife.html)
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2018, 06:57:47 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 20, 2018, 10:54:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2018, 09:32:17 PM
Bloody hell!!! While I know never to pull a knife out when treating a stab wound there is now way I'd be any where near as calm as this guy if I'd been the one with a knife in my back...  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F02%2F20%2F11%2F4965A5CE00000578-5412397-image-m-22_1519125260063.jpg&hash=ecb1c811837175a9727e3382df0be8adad22eee3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5412397/Brazilian-man-stabbed-kitchen-knife.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5412397/Brazilian-man-stabbed-kitchen-knife.html)
eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 04:41:56 AM
I've been a bad person again. I really did try not to laugh at this moron, honestly I did...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 04:47:27 AM
Stop the world, I want to get off...  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5418129/Muslims-burn-Pampers-nappies-cartoon-cat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5418129/Muslims-burn-Pampers-nappies-cartoon-cat.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2018, 06:09:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 04:47:27 AM
Stop the world, I want to get off...  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5418129/Muslims-burn-Pampers-nappies-cartoon-cat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5418129/Muslims-burn-Pampers-nappies-cartoon-cat.html)

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2018, 08:26:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2018, 06:09:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 04:47:27 AM
Stop the world, I want to get off...  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5418129/Muslims-burn-Pampers-nappies-cartoon-cat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5418129/Muslims-burn-Pampers-nappies-cartoon-cat.html)

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2018, 08:29:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 04:41:56 AM
I've been a bad person again. I really did try not to laugh at this moron, honestly I did...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html)
What a complete prat and why the fuck we should pay his hospital bills defeats me  evil:

But a question:  were prats like that as prolific before YouTube and phone cams but we just didn't see them?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2018, 08:34:24 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 22, 2018, 08:29:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 04:41:56 AM
I've been a bad person again. I really did try not to laugh at this moron, honestly I did...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html)
What a complete prat and why the fuck we should pay his hospital bills defeats me  evil:

But a question:  were prats like that as prolific before YouTube and phone cams but we just didn't see them?

Not sure if YouTube or the invention of the 'action cam' are responsible...

But when you see the 'failure' or 'people are awesome' on YouTube it is quite staggering how much jumping off stuff goes on these days...  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2018, 08:42:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 22, 2018, 08:34:24 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 22, 2018, 08:29:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 04:41:56 AM
I've been a bad person again. I really did try not to laugh at this moron, honestly I did...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html)
What a complete prat and why the fuck we should pay his hospital bills defeats me  evil:

But a question:  were prats like that as prolific before YouTube and phone cams but we just didn't see them?

Not sure if YouTube or the invention of the 'action cam' are responsible...

But when you see the 'failure' or 'people are awesome' on YouTube it is quite staggering how much jumping off stuff goes on these days...  eeek:
Interestingly the video is over 4 years old.  The DM excels at current news not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75mhgg-kee4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75mhgg-kee4)

Worse the little shit was back at it again the next year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxC2S60Gdvg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxC2S60Gdvg)

Just chop his legs off



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 12:44:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 22, 2018, 08:29:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 04:41:56 AM
I've been a bad person again. I really did try not to laugh at this moron, honestly I did...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html)
What a complete prat and why the fuck we should pay his hospital bills defeats me  evil:

But a question:  were prats like that as prolific before YouTube and phone cams but we just didn't see them?

Yes and no, most of these idiots are trying to do their own version of freerunning, an urban 'sport' that grew from Parkour which was a French military training discipline developed in the 1980's aimed at getting someone from one end of an assault course to the other is the shortest time possible. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2018, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 12:44:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 22, 2018, 08:29:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 04:41:56 AM
I've been a bad person again. I really did try not to laugh at this moron, honestly I did...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html)
What a complete prat and why the fuck we should pay his hospital bills defeats me  evil:

But a question:  were prats like that as prolific before YouTube and phone cams but we just didn't see them?

Yes and no, most of these idiots are trying to do their own version of freerunning, an urban 'sport' that grew from Parkour which was a French military training discipline developed in the 1980's aimed at getting someone from one end of an assault course to the other is the shortest time possible.
Well they're just fucking stupid then.  Need to be removed from any chance of passing on those genes
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 03:14:57 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 22, 2018, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 12:44:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 22, 2018, 08:29:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2018, 04:41:56 AM
I've been a bad person again. I really did try not to laugh at this moron, honestly I did...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html)
What a complete prat and why the fuck we should pay his hospital bills defeats me  evil:

But a question:  were prats like that as prolific before YouTube and phone cams but we just didn't see them?

Yes and no, most of these idiots are trying to do their own version of freerunning, an urban 'sport' that grew from Parkour which was a French military training discipline developed in the 1980's aimed at getting someone from one end of an assault course to the other is the shortest time possible.
Well they're just fucking stupid then.  Need to be removed from any chance of passing on those genes

Blame Mr Darwin sir you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2018, 07:03:53 AM
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/922579/Fairmile-Grange-care-home-Christchurch-pole-dancing-entertainment-elderly-residents (https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/922579/Fairmile-Grange-care-home-Christchurch-pole-dancing-entertainment-elderly-residents)


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2018, 07:09:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2018, 07:03:53 AM
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/922579/Fairmile-Grange-care-home-Christchurch-pole-dancing-entertainment-elderly-residents (https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/922579/Fairmile-Grange-care-home-Christchurch-pole-dancing-entertainment-elderly-residents)


 :thumbsup:

Bad idea Nick, while you may look old enough to pass as a resident all that will happen is that you will get all worked up and have a stroke...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2018, 07:10:09 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2018, 07:11:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2018, 07:10:09 AM
cussing:

 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2018, 09:02:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2018, 07:09:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2018, 07:03:53 AM
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/922579/Fairmile-Grange-care-home-Christchurch-pole-dancing-entertainment-elderly-residents (https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/922579/Fairmile-Grange-care-home-Christchurch-pole-dancing-entertainment-elderly-residents)


 :thumbsup:

Bad idea Nick, while you may look old enough to pass as a resident all that will happen is that you will get all worked up and have a stroke...  noooo:
drumroll:

an early double entendre starts the day off well
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2018, 06:51:35 PM
What.......? WHY..........?  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2018, 07:35:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2018, 06:51:35 PM
What.......? WHY..........?  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2018, 08:08:49 AM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 07:11:25 AM
Personally if there was another working lift in the building I'd leave the little shit in there for a few days...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/boy-trapped-lift-urinating-control-panel-7343221/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/boy-trapped-lift-urinating-control-panel-7343221/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2018, 07:40:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 07:11:25 AM
Personally if there was another working lift in the building I'd leave the little shit in there for a few days...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/boy-trapped-lift-urinating-control-panel-7343221/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/boy-trapped-lift-urinating-control-panel-7343221/)

Agreed... ghastly little shit...  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 07:47:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 27, 2018, 07:40:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 07:11:25 AM
Personally if there was another working lift in the building I'd leave the little shit in there for a few days...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/boy-trapped-lift-urinating-control-panel-7343221/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/boy-trapped-lift-urinating-control-panel-7343221/)

Agreed... ghastly little shit...  cussing:

It's a shame that Mr Darwin sir didn't fork out for those electrified button plates...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2018, 08:59:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 27, 2018, 07:40:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 07:11:25 AM
Personally if there was another working lift in the building I'd leave the little shit in there for a few days...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/boy-trapped-lift-urinating-control-panel-7343221/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/boy-trapped-lift-urinating-control-panel-7343221/)

Agreed... ghastly little shit...  cussing:
No I think it was pee

Did like that the parents are going to have to compensate.  But I have a better use for that jubillee clip, tighten it round his neck
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 09:22:53 PM
Words fail me...

You've spent 42 grand to look like this and you are only halfway done??  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F02%2F27%2F14%2F499F6EA300000578-5439701-_Dragon_lady_Born_Richard_Hernandez_Eva_Tiamat_Medusa_from_Texas-a-9_1519742024827.jpg&hash=a934ebb10de2c0d5d25c6fabf9caacc5773128cb)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2018, 10:57:08 PM
I'd say  Shocked: but these idiots are becoming commonplace

I'd say shoot them and their tattooists but that's probably the fame they want
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2018, 06:09:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 09:22:53 PM
Words fail me...

You've spent 42 grand to look like this and you are only halfway done??  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F02%2F27%2F14%2F499F6EA300000578-5439701-_Dragon_lady_Born_Richard_Hernandez_Eva_Tiamat_Medusa_from_Texas-a-9_1519742024827.jpg&hash=a934ebb10de2c0d5d25c6fabf9caacc5773128cb)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html)

Mental...  whacky115

I haven't read the story, but how do they pay for all that stuff...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2018, 06:13:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2018, 06:09:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 09:22:53 PM
Words fail me...

You've spent 42 grand to look like this and you are only halfway done??  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F02%2F27%2F14%2F499F6EA300000578-5439701-_Dragon_lady_Born_Richard_Hernandez_Eva_Tiamat_Medusa_from_Texas-a-9_1519742024827.jpg&hash=a934ebb10de2c0d5d25c6fabf9caacc5773128cb)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html)

Mental...  whacky115

I haven't read the story, but how do they pay for all that stuff...? Shrugs:

Something tells me we are better off not knowing...  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2018, 06:16:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2018, 06:13:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2018, 06:09:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 09:22:53 PM
Words fail me...

You've spent 42 grand to look like this and you are only halfway done??  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F02%2F27%2F14%2F499F6EA300000578-5439701-_Dragon_lady_Born_Richard_Hernandez_Eva_Tiamat_Medusa_from_Texas-a-9_1519742024827.jpg&hash=a934ebb10de2c0d5d25c6fabf9caacc5773128cb)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html)

Mental...  whacky115

I haven't read the story, but how do they pay for all that stuff...? Shrugs:

Something tells me we are better off not knowing...  scared2:

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2018, 08:48:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2018, 06:16:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2018, 06:13:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2018, 06:09:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 09:22:53 PM
Words fail me...

You've spent 42 grand to look like this and you are only halfway done??  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F02%2F27%2F14%2F499F6EA300000578-5439701-_Dragon_lady_Born_Richard_Hernandez_Eva_Tiamat_Medusa_from_Texas-a-9_1519742024827.jpg&hash=a934ebb10de2c0d5d25c6fabf9caacc5773128cb)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html)

Mental...  whacky115

I haven't read the story, but how do they pay for all that stuff...? Shrugs:

Something tells me we are better off not knowing...  scared2:

 sick2:
(https://img2.cgtrader.com/items/601/82a525a917/large/buzz-lightyear-rigged-3d-model-max.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2018, 09:19:25 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2018, 08:48:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2018, 06:16:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2018, 06:13:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2018, 06:09:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 09:22:53 PM
Words fail me...

You've spent 42 grand to look like this and you are only halfway done??  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F02%2F27%2F14%2F499F6EA300000578-5439701-_Dragon_lady_Born_Richard_Hernandez_Eva_Tiamat_Medusa_from_Texas-a-9_1519742024827.jpg&hash=a934ebb10de2c0d5d25c6fabf9caacc5773128cb)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5439701/Transsexual-dragon-lady-born-man.html)

Mental...  whacky115

I haven't read the story, but how do they pay for all that stuff...? Shrugs:

Something tells me we are better off not knowing...  scared2:

 sick2:
(https://img2.cgtrader.com/items/601/82a525a917/large/buzz-lightyear-rigged-3d-model-max.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2018, 12:56:51 PM
Cue Apey with too many jokes about 'Morning Wood'......  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/single-women-get-married-trees-ceremony-save-7342007/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/single-women-get-married-trees-ceremony-save-7342007/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2018, 01:29:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2018, 12:56:51 PM
Cue Apey with too many jokes about 'Morning Wood'......  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/single-women-get-married-trees-ceremony-save-7342007/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/single-women-get-married-trees-ceremony-save-7342007/)
Life's a beech. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2018, 01:32:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2018, 01:29:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2018, 12:56:51 PM
Cue Apey with too many jokes about 'Morning Wood'......  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/single-women-get-married-trees-ceremony-save-7342007/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/single-women-get-married-trees-ceremony-save-7342007/)
Life's a beech. noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2018, 04:56:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2018, 01:32:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2018, 01:29:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2018, 12:56:51 PM
Cue Apey with too many jokes about 'Morning Wood'......  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/single-women-get-married-trees-ceremony-save-7342007/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/single-women-get-married-trees-ceremony-save-7342007/)
Life's a beech. noooo:

 drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2018, 07:34:04 AM
WTF?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5443707/Pennsylvania-based-church-host-ceremony-featuring-AR-15s.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5443707/Pennsylvania-based-church-host-ceremony-featuring-AR-15s.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2018, 08:28:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2018, 07:34:04 AM
WTF?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5443707/Pennsylvania-based-church-host-ceremony-featuring-AR-15s.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5443707/Pennsylvania-based-church-host-ceremony-featuring-AR-15s.html)
Suddenly that scene from Kingsman makes sense
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2018, 11:18:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 01, 2018, 08:28:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2018, 07:34:04 AM
WTF?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5443707/Pennsylvania-based-church-host-ceremony-featuring-AR-15s.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5443707/Pennsylvania-based-church-host-ceremony-featuring-AR-15s.html)
Suddenly that scene from Kingsman makes sense

I see in the news that America has reverted back to the 90's and people are blaming computer games for violent gun crimes again. Of course a country full of nutjobs able to easily purchase firearms has nothing to do with it. They are still just talking about banning bump stocks despite the fact they essentially turn any compatible semi auto rifle in to a full auto, albeit with a slightly slower rate of fire than a regular auto.  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2018, 03:23:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2018, 07:34:04 AM
WTF?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5443707/Pennsylvania-based-church-host-ceremony-featuring-AR-15s.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5443707/Pennsylvania-based-church-host-ceremony-featuring-AR-15s.html)

Splendid!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2018, 03:26:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2018, 11:18:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 01, 2018, 08:28:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2018, 07:34:04 AM
WTF?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5443707/Pennsylvania-based-church-host-ceremony-featuring-AR-15s.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5443707/Pennsylvania-based-church-host-ceremony-featuring-AR-15s.html)
Suddenly that scene from Kingsman makes sense

I see in the news that America has reverted back to the 90's and people are blaming computer games for violent gun crimes again. Of course a country full of nutjobs able to easily purchase firearms has nothing to do with it. They are still just talking about banning bump stocks despite the fact they essentially turn any compatible semi auto rifle in to a full auto, albeit with a slightly slower rate of fire than a regular auto.  Banghead

I watched this last night - twice in fact.... Very, very interesting...  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2018, 01:46:32 PM
More material for Apey methinks....  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/28/didnt-end-well-guy-used-scissors-remove-ring-stuck-penis-7349854/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/28/didnt-end-well-guy-used-scissors-remove-ring-stuck-penis-7349854/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2018, 01:55:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2018, 01:46:32 PM
More material for Apey methinks....  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/28/didnt-end-well-guy-used-scissors-remove-ring-stuck-penis-7349854/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/28/didnt-end-well-guy-used-scissors-remove-ring-stuck-penis-7349854/)
Shocked:

but it could have ended worse for him and better for all of us that believe in Darwin's theory
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2018, 02:45:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2018, 01:46:32 PM
More material for Apey methinks....  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/28/didnt-end-well-guy-used-scissors-remove-ring-stuck-penis-7349854/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/28/didnt-end-well-guy-used-scissors-remove-ring-stuck-penis-7349854/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2018, 09:19:16 AM
Just how pissed was she...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5454293/Girl-mistakes-photobooth-toilet-Aberdeen-Institute-nightclub.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5454293/Girl-mistakes-photobooth-toilet-Aberdeen-Institute-nightclub.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2018, 09:34:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2018, 09:19:16 AM
Just how pissed was she...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5454293/Girl-mistakes-photobooth-toilet-Aberdeen-Institute-nightclub.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5454293/Girl-mistakes-photobooth-toilet-Aberdeen-Institute-nightclub.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2018, 11:05:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2018, 09:34:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2018, 09:19:16 AM
Just how pissed was she...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5454293/Girl-mistakes-photobooth-toilet-Aberdeen-Institute-nightclub.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5454293/Girl-mistakes-photobooth-toilet-Aberdeen-Institute-nightclub.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2018, 03:56:44 PM
WTF??? WHY???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5467707/Man-eight-inch-sex-toy-removed-bladder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5467707/Man-eight-inch-sex-toy-removed-bladder.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2018, 04:03:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2018, 03:56:44 PM
WTF??? WHY???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5467707/Man-eight-inch-sex-toy-removed-bladder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5467707/Man-eight-inch-sex-toy-removed-bladder.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2018, 05:03:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 06, 2018, 04:03:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2018, 03:56:44 PM
WTF??? WHY???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5467707/Man-eight-inch-sex-toy-removed-bladder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5467707/Man-eight-inch-sex-toy-removed-bladder.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Something tells me his eyes were bulging a tad more than that...   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2018, 11:37:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 06, 2018, 04:03:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2018, 03:56:44 PM
WTF??? WHY???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5467707/Man-eight-inch-sex-toy-removed-bladder.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5467707/Man-eight-inch-sex-toy-removed-bladder.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fb3.ifrm.com%2F30484%2F135%2F0%2Fe5289678%2F%2Fe5289678.gif&hash=f5198e19e91375e24df1f8d34dcec6b33853d87f)(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fb3.ifrm.com%2F30484%2F135%2F0%2Fe5289678%2F%2Fe5289678.gif&hash=f5198e19e91375e24df1f8d34dcec6b33853d87f)(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fb3.ifrm.com%2F30484%2F135%2F0%2Fe5289678%2F%2Fe5289678.gif&hash=f5198e19e91375e24df1f8d34dcec6b33853d87f)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 12:23:31 PM
Given that there is a range of other and far superior budget airlines I wonder if this will end up being O'Leary's Ratner's moment....?  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2018, 01:01:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 12:23:31 PM
Given that there is a range of other and far superior budget airlines I wonder if this will end up being O'Leary's Ratner's moment....?  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/)

They never give up do they...?  noooo:

Bizarre that in the week he announces new routes between the UK and Cyprus he comes out with this shite.

I haven't used them for * thinks * ~18 years...?  rubschin: And they've done nothing to convince me since I've been here that EasyJet aren't a better option...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2018, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 12:23:31 PM
Given that there is a range of other and far superior budget airlines I wonder if this will end up being O'Leary's Ratner's moment....?  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/)
O'Leary would do or say anything for publicity.   If he said grass was green or any other truth it would only be by random chance he said something right

He'd probably even climb on a roof and fall off it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 05:48:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2018, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 12:23:31 PM
Given that there is a range of other and far superior budget airlines I wonder if this will end up being O'Leary's Ratner's moment....?  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/)
O'Leary would do or say anything for publicity.   If he said grass was green or any other truth it would only be by random chance he said something right

He'd probably even climb on a roof and fall off it

If that happens Baldymort could sue for trademark infringement...  rubschin:


To be honest I'm working on the monkeys and typewriters perspective where O'Leary is concerned. At some point he's going to manage to nark off his customer base so much that they desert in droves, it's just a matter of time. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2018, 07:10:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 05:48:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2018, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 12:23:31 PM
Given that there is a range of other and far superior budget airlines I wonder if this will end up being O'Leary's Ratner's moment....?  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/)
O'Leary would do or say anything for publicity.   If he said grass was green or any other truth it would only be by random chance he said something right

He'd probably even climb on a roof and fall off it

If that happens Baldymort could sue for trademark infringement...  rubschin:


To be honest I'm working on the monkeys and typewriters perspective where O'Leary is concerned. At some point he's going to manage to nark off his customer base so much that they desert in droves, it's just a matter of time. 
It's his shareholders he needs to worry about

But in this case they may agree with him as Brexit does endanger their (and Easyjet's, Norway Air etc etc ) business models
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2018, 08:08:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2018, 07:10:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 05:48:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2018, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 12:23:31 PM
Given that there is a range of other and far superior budget airlines I wonder if this will end up being O'Leary's Ratner's moment....?  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/)
O'Leary would do or say anything for publicity.   If he said grass was green or any other truth it would only be by random chance he said something right

He'd probably even climb on a roof and fall off it

If that happens Baldymort could sue for trademark infringement...  rubschin:


To be honest I'm working on the monkeys and typewriters perspective where O'Leary is concerned. At some point he's going to manage to nark off his customer base so much that they desert in droves, it's just a matter of time. 
It's his shareholders he needs to worry about

But in this case they may agree with him as Brexit does endanger their (and Easyjet's, Norway Air etc etc ) business models

Then one has to wonder why they have just announced new routes from (soon to be ex-EU) Bournemouth and Liverpool to Cyprus...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2018, 09:07:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2018, 08:08:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2018, 07:10:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 05:48:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2018, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 12:23:31 PM
Given that there is a range of other and far superior budget airlines I wonder if this will end up being O'Leary's Ratner's moment....?  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/)
O'Leary would do or say anything for publicity.   If he said grass was green or any other truth it would only be by random chance he said something right

He'd probably even climb on a roof and fall off it

If that happens Baldymort could sue for trademark infringement...  rubschin:


To be honest I'm working on the monkeys and typewriters perspective where O'Leary is concerned. At some point he's going to manage to nark off his customer base so much that they desert in droves, it's just a matter of time. 
It's his shareholders he needs to worry about

But in this case they may agree with him as Brexit does endanger their (and Easyjet's, Norway Air etc etc ) business models

Then one has to wonder why they have just announced new routes from (soon to be ex-EU) Bournemouth and Liverpool to Cyprus...? ::)
Routes come and go, the actual investment in a route like that is stuff all
The default remains that if May goes down the 'no deal is better than' route they can't fly those routes and many others

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2018, 09:32:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2018, 09:07:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2018, 08:08:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2018, 07:10:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 05:48:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2018, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2018, 12:23:31 PM
Given that there is a range of other and far superior budget airlines I wonder if this will end up being O'Leary's Ratner's moment....?  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/ryanair-boss-threatens-end-cheap-holidays-make-britain-rethink-brexit-7367981/)
O'Leary would do or say anything for publicity.   If he said grass was green or any other truth it would only be by random chance he said something right

He'd probably even climb on a roof and fall off it

If that happens Baldymort could sue for trademark infringement...  rubschin:


To be honest I'm working on the monkeys and typewriters perspective where O'Leary is concerned. At some point he's going to manage to nark off his customer base so much that they desert in droves, it's just a matter of time. 
It's his shareholders he needs to worry about

But in this case they may agree with him as Brexit does endanger their (and Easyjet's, Norway Air etc etc ) business models

Then one has to wonder why they have just announced new routes from (soon to be ex-EU) Bournemouth and Liverpool to Cyprus...? ::)
Routes come and go, the actual investment in a route like that is stuff all
The default remains that if May goes down the 'no deal is better than' route they can't fly those routes and many others

Utter bollox... ::)

Do you honestly think that if it went 'no deal' he would simply park up all the planes , take the mahoosive loss and walk away...?

Do you honestly think that he would have signed up new routes if that was even a slight possibility...?

Of course not... ::)

It is simply political posturing...

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2018, 11:23:43 PM
Moves £10 from left to right pocket

At least I know what 'no deal' means.  Unsurprisingly it means no deal which means no rights to fly.  That's why I know 'no deal' is the boast of feckwittery but hey ho the Rees-Moggaristas just love posturing for such.

But then they have their plan:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.private-eye.co.uk%2Fpictures%2Fcovers%2Ffull%2F1463_big.jpg&hash=29b3c64d31fde12345d6c0444030f5d924bb2f78)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2018, 08:46:43 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2018, 11:23:43 PM
Moves £10 from left to right pocket

At least I know what 'no deal' means.  Unsurprisingly it means no deal which means no rights to fly.  That's why I know 'no deal' is the boast of feckwittery but hey ho the Rees-Moggaristas just love posturing for such.

But then they have their plan:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.private-eye.co.uk%2Fpictures%2Fcovers%2Ffull%2F1463_big.jpg&hash=29b3c64d31fde12345d6c0444030f5d924bb2f78)

 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2018, 05:40:55 PM
While the death threats are extreme I have to admit their adverts are fucking torturous....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5478565/Nationwide-call-police-death-threats-singing-sisters.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5478565/Nationwide-call-police-death-threats-singing-sisters.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2018, 05:49:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2018, 05:40:55 PM
While the death threats are extreme I have to admit their adverts are fucking torturous....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5478565/Nationwide-call-police-death-threats-singing-sisters.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5478565/Nationwide-call-police-death-threats-singing-sisters.html)

I read this earlier...  eeek:

Fortunately, I haven't watched an advert on the tellybox for years...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2018, 06:29:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2018, 05:40:55 PM
While the death threats are extreme I have to admit their adverts are fucking torturous....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5478565/Nationwide-call-police-death-threats-singing-sisters.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5478565/Nationwide-call-police-death-threats-singing-sisters.html)
eeek:

Another Ad to fast forward then.  Can't match BMs avoidance record but we rarely see any Ad we don't want to.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2018, 07:09:54 PM
TMRocky.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5478269/Manila-midget-boxing-bars-slammed-offensive-campaigners.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5478269/Manila-midget-boxing-bars-slammed-offensive-campaigners.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 05:46:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2018, 05:49:43 PM
Fortunately, I haven't watched an advert on the tellybox for years...  cloud9:

Quote from: Steve on March 08, 2018, 06:29:17 PM
Another Ad to fast forward then.  Can't match BMs avoidance record but we rarely see any Ad we don't want to.

You knew it was coming, someone was going to share the suffering love.....  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio (http://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio)

http://youtu.be/EwBY0p4M9TA (http://youtu.be/EwBY0p4M9TA)

http://youtu.be/yBQN_DbmateuA (http://youtu.be/yBQN_DbmateuA)

http://youtu.be/SoqTVyk-8Zk (http://youtu.be/SoqTVyk-8Zk)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2018, 05:47:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 05:46:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2018, 05:49:43 PM
Fortunately, I haven't watched an advert on the tellybox for years...  cloud9:

Quote from: Steve on March 08, 2018, 06:29:17 PM
Another Ad to fast forward then.  Can't match BMs avoidance record but we rarely see any Ad we don't want to.

You knew it was coming, someone was going to share the suffering love.....  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio (http://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio)

http://youtu.be/EwBY0p4M9TA (http://youtu.be/EwBY0p4M9TA)

http://youtu.be/yBQN_DbmateuA (http://youtu.be/yBQN_DbmateuA)

http://youtu.be/SoqTVyk-8Zk (http://youtu.be/SoqTVyk-8Zk)

Not clicking...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 06:04:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 05:47:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 05:46:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2018, 05:49:43 PM
Fortunately, I haven't watched an advert on the tellybox for years...  cloud9:

Quote from: Steve on March 08, 2018, 06:29:17 PM
Another Ad to fast forward then.  Can't match BMs avoidance record but we rarely see any Ad we don't want to.

You knew it was coming, someone was going to share the suffering love.....  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio (http://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio)

http://youtu.be/EwBY0p4M9TA (http://youtu.be/EwBY0p4M9TA)

http://youtu.be/yBQN_DbmateuA (http://youtu.be/yBQN_DbmateuA)

http://youtu.be/SoqTVyk-8Zk (http://youtu.be/SoqTVyk-8Zk)

Not clicking...  whistle:

Translation: "I clicked but I'm not going to admit to it...  redface: "
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2018, 06:11:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 06:04:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 05:47:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 05:46:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2018, 05:49:43 PM
Fortunately, I haven't watched an advert on the tellybox for years...  cloud9:

Quote from: Steve on March 08, 2018, 06:29:17 PM
Another Ad to fast forward then.  Can't match BMs avoidance record but we rarely see any Ad we don't want to.

You knew it was coming, someone was going to share the suffering love.....  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio (http://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio)

http://youtu.be/EwBY0p4M9TA (http://youtu.be/EwBY0p4M9TA)

http://youtu.be/yBQN_DbmateuA (http://youtu.be/yBQN_DbmateuA)

http://youtu.be/SoqTVyk-8Zk (http://youtu.be/SoqTVyk-8Zk)

Not clicking...  whistle:

Translation: "I clicked but I'm not going to admit to it...  redface: "

Not available in your country....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 06:14:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 06:11:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 06:04:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 05:47:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 05:46:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2018, 05:49:43 PM
Fortunately, I haven't watched an advert on the tellybox for years...  cloud9:

Quote from: Steve on March 08, 2018, 06:29:17 PM
Another Ad to fast forward then.  Can't match BMs avoidance record but we rarely see any Ad we don't want to.

You knew it was coming, someone was going to share the suffering love.....  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio (http://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio)

http://youtu.be/EwBY0p4M9TA (http://youtu.be/EwBY0p4M9TA)

http://youtu.be/yBQN_DbmateuA (http://youtu.be/yBQN_DbmateuA)

http://youtu.be/SoqTVyk-8Zk (http://youtu.be/SoqTVyk-8Zk)

Not clicking...  whistle:

Translation: "I clicked but I'm not going to admit to it...  redface: "

Not available in your country....  redface:

I'm sure that we can raise the money for one way tickets and send them both over for you....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2018, 06:25:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 05:46:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2018, 05:49:43 PM
Fortunately, I haven't watched an advert on the tellybox for years...  cloud9:

Quote from: Steve on March 08, 2018, 06:29:17 PM
Another Ad to fast forward then.  Can't match BMs avoidance record but we rarely see any Ad we don't want to.

You knew it was coming, someone was going to share the suffering love.....  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio (http://youtu.be/l93nKa--Rio)

http://youtu.be/EwBY0p4M9TA (http://youtu.be/EwBY0p4M9TA)

http://youtu.be/yBQN_DbmateuA (http://youtu.be/yBQN_DbmateuA)

http://youtu.be/SoqTVyk-8Zk (http://youtu.be/SoqTVyk-8Zk)
Don't click them BM

 :lalalala mode for me
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
Something tells me that a couple of evil Amazon developers have been pissing themselves laughing over this...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk (http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2018, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
Something tells me that a couple of evil Amazon developers have been pissing themselves laughing over this...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk (http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
Something tells me that a couple of evil Amazon developers have been pissing themselves laughing over this...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk (http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk)

happy001

In all honesty I think it's only going to be a matter of time before the likes of Alexa and Google Home go down the Voiceattack/HCS Voicepacks route and have celebrity voice packs and then you will see the real fun begin....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2018, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
Something tells me that a couple of evil Amazon developers have been pissing themselves laughing over this...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk (http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk)

happy001

In all honesty I think it's only going to be a matter of time before the likes of Alexa and Google Home go down the Voiceattack/HCS Voicepacks route and have celebrity voice packs and then you will see the real fun begin....  eveilgrin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:18:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
Something tells me that a couple of evil Amazon developers have been pissing themselves laughing over this...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk (http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk)

happy001

In all honesty I think it's only going to be a matter of time before the likes of Alexa and Google Home go down the Voiceattack/HCS Voicepacks route and have celebrity voice packs and then you will see the real fun begin....  eveilgrin:

 rubschin:

Voiceattack is more for gaming (I use it for Elite Dangerous) but I'd pay good money for an Alexa type device with this kind of personality...

http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw (http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw)

I've got the William Shatner pack at the moment but once I've finished configuring Voiceattack for general tasks on my laptop I'm either getting that one or the Brian Blessed one. It would be worth it just to see people's reaction to me using it eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2018, 07:28:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:18:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
Something tells me that a couple of evil Amazon developers have been pissing themselves laughing over this...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk (http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk)

happy001

In all honesty I think it's only going to be a matter of time before the likes of Alexa and Google Home go down the Voiceattack/HCS Voicepacks route and have celebrity voice packs and then you will see the real fun begin....  eveilgrin:

 rubschin:

Voiceattack is more for gaming (I use it for Elite Dangerous) but I'd pay good money for an Alexa type device with this kind of personality...

http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw (http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw)

I've got the William Shatner pack at the moment but once I've finished configuring Voiceattack for general tasks on my laptop I'm either getting that one or the Brian Blessed one. It would be worth it just to see people's reaction to me using it eveilgrin:

I'm not sure LL could cope...  noooo:

She already says, "please" and "thank you" to Miss Google, she'd be bleddy chatting to it all day if it had more of a personality... evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:37:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 07:28:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:18:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
Something tells me that a couple of evil Amazon developers have been pissing themselves laughing over this...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk (http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk)

happy001

In all honesty I think it's only going to be a matter of time before the likes of Alexa and Google Home go down the Voiceattack/HCS Voicepacks route and have celebrity voice packs and then you will see the real fun begin....  eveilgrin:

 rubschin:

Voiceattack is more for gaming (I use it for Elite Dangerous) but I'd pay good money for an Alexa type device with this kind of personality...

http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw (http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw)

I've got the William Shatner pack at the moment but once I've finished configuring Voiceattack for general tasks on my laptop I'm either getting that one or the Brian Blessed one. It would be worth it just to see people's reaction to me using it eveilgrin:

I'm not sure LL could cope...  noooo:

She already says, "please" and "thank you" to Miss Google, she'd be bleddy chatting to it all day if it had more of a personality... evil:

The Brian Blessed voice pack would drive her over the edge with the crossword bit alone then.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2018, 07:38:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:37:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 07:28:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:18:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
Something tells me that a couple of evil Amazon developers have been pissing themselves laughing over this...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk (http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk)

happy001

In all honesty I think it's only going to be a matter of time before the likes of Alexa and Google Home go down the Voiceattack/HCS Voicepacks route and have celebrity voice packs and then you will see the real fun begin....  eveilgrin:

 rubschin:

Voiceattack is more for gaming (I use it for Elite Dangerous) but I'd pay good money for an Alexa type device with this kind of personality...

http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw (http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw)

I've got the William Shatner pack at the moment but once I've finished configuring Voiceattack for general tasks on my laptop I'm either getting that one or the Brian Blessed one. It would be worth it just to see people's reaction to me using it eveilgrin:

I'm not sure LL could cope...  noooo:

She already says, "please" and "thank you" to Miss Google, she'd be bleddy chatting to it all day if it had more of a personality... evil:

The Brian Blessed voice pack would drive her over the edge with the crossword bit alone then.  eveilgrin:

The next time I go away you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:49:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 07:38:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:37:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 07:28:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:18:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
Something tells me that a couple of evil Amazon developers have been pissing themselves laughing over this...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk (http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk)

happy001

In all honesty I think it's only going to be a matter of time before the likes of Alexa and Google Home go down the Voiceattack/HCS Voicepacks route and have celebrity voice packs and then you will see the real fun begin....  eveilgrin:

 rubschin:

Voiceattack is more for gaming (I use it for Elite Dangerous) but I'd pay good money for an Alexa type device with this kind of personality...

http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw (http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw)

I've got the William Shatner pack at the moment but once I've finished configuring Voiceattack for general tasks on my laptop I'm either getting that one or the Brian Blessed one. It would be worth it just to see people's reaction to me using it eveilgrin:

I'm not sure LL could cope...  noooo:

She already says, "please" and "thank you" to Miss Google, she'd be bleddy chatting to it all day if it had more of a personality... evil:

The Brian Blessed voice pack would drive her over the edge with the crossword bit alone then.  eveilgrin:

The next time I go away you say...?  rubschin:

Surely LL would be too busy celebrating...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2018, 08:47:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:49:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 07:38:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:37:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 07:28:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:18:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
Something tells me that a couple of evil Amazon developers have been pissing themselves laughing over this...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk (http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk)

happy001

In all honesty I think it's only going to be a matter of time before the likes of Alexa and Google Home go down the Voiceattack/HCS Voicepacks route and have celebrity voice packs and then you will see the real fun begin....  eveilgrin:

 rubschin:

Voiceattack is more for gaming (I use it for Elite Dangerous) but I'd pay good money for an Alexa type device with this kind of personality...

http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw (http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw)

I've got the William Shatner pack at the moment but once I've finished configuring Voiceattack for general tasks on my laptop I'm either getting that one or the Brian Blessed one. It would be worth it just to see people's reaction to me using it eveilgrin:

I'm not sure LL could cope...  noooo:

She already says, "please" and "thank you" to Miss Google, she'd be bleddy chatting to it all day if it had more of a personality... evil:

The Brian Blessed voice pack would drive her over the edge with the crossword bit alone then.  eveilgrin:

The next time I go away you say...?  rubschin:

Surely LL would be too busy celebrating...  whistle:

Prolly...  cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 01:30:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 08:47:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:49:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 07:38:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:37:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 07:28:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:18:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
Something tells me that a couple of evil Amazon developers have been pissing themselves laughing over this...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk (http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk)

happy001

In all honesty I think it's only going to be a matter of time before the likes of Alexa and Google Home go down the Voiceattack/HCS Voicepacks route and have celebrity voice packs and then you will see the real fun begin....  eveilgrin:

 rubschin:

Voiceattack is more for gaming (I use it for Elite Dangerous) but I'd pay good money for an Alexa type device with this kind of personality...

http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw (http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw)

I've got the William Shatner pack at the moment but once I've finished configuring Voiceattack for general tasks on my laptop I'm either getting that one or the Brian Blessed one. It would be worth it just to see people's reaction to me using it eveilgrin:

I'm not sure LL could cope...  noooo:

She already says, "please" and "thank you" to Miss Google, she'd be bleddy chatting to it all day if it had more of a personality... evil:

The Brian Blessed voice pack would drive her over the edge with the crossword bit alone then.  eveilgrin:

The next time I go away you say...?  rubschin:

Surely LL would be too busy celebrating...  whistle:

Prolly...  cry:

Like you aren't always having a massive piss up with Apey and Misty every time LL heads off somewhere...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2018, 01:48:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 01:30:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 08:47:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:49:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 07:38:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:37:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 07:28:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2018, 07:18:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2018, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 07:42:43 PM
Something tells me that a couple of evil Amazon developers have been pissing themselves laughing over this...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk (http://youtu.be/LhSKHRVf1uk)

happy001

In all honesty I think it's only going to be a matter of time before the likes of Alexa and Google Home go down the Voiceattack/HCS Voicepacks route and have celebrity voice packs and then you will see the real fun begin....  eveilgrin:

 rubschin:

Voiceattack is more for gaming (I use it for Elite Dangerous) but I'd pay good money for an Alexa type device with this kind of personality...

http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw (http://youtu.be/0zL5x19tEHw)

I've got the William Shatner pack at the moment but once I've finished configuring Voiceattack for general tasks on my laptop I'm either getting that one or the Brian Blessed one. It would be worth it just to see people's reaction to me using it eveilgrin:

I'm not sure LL could cope...  noooo:

She already says, "please" and "thank you" to Miss Google, she'd be bleddy chatting to it all day if it had more of a personality... evil:

The Brian Blessed voice pack would drive her over the edge with the crossword bit alone then.  eveilgrin:

The next time I go away you say...?  rubschin:

Surely LL would be too busy celebrating...  whistle:

Prolly...  cry:

Like you aren't always having a massive piss up with Apey and Misty every time LL heads off somewhere...  whistle:

A good point well made...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2018, 07:01:22 AM
He may not get a full routine but Apey should get some mileage out of this...  noooo:

(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/106/590x/secondary/condoms-1263409.jpg)

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/929897/Meghan-Markle-Prince-Harry-condoms-royal-wedding-souvenir-fit-prince-crown-jewels (https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/929897/Meghan-Markle-Prince-Harry-condoms-royal-wedding-souvenir-fit-prince-crown-jewels)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2018, 07:17:27 AM
Drag Queen Story Time?? For toddlers?? WTF???

Having someone dressed like this:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F03%2F10%2F20%2F4A12229500000578-5485931-But_when_she_s_online_drag_queen_Lady_Windsor_Rose_pictured_send-m-12_1520713228333.jpg&hash=314801223c3b3bb7fa2cad44b69e2b5b8af0837b)

going into schools to tell stories teaching toddlers 'transgender issues' is just as likely to lead to them taking one look at he/she and being scared stiff...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5485931/Drag-queen-taught-kids-tolerance-posted-abusive-tweets.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5485931/Drag-queen-taught-kids-tolerance-posted-abusive-tweets.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2018, 08:07:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2018, 07:17:27 AM
Drag Queen Story Time?? For toddlers?? WTF???

Having someone dressed like this:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F03%2F10%2F20%2F4A12229500000578-5485931-But_when_she_s_online_drag_queen_Lady_Windsor_Rose_pictured_send-m-12_1520713228333.jpg&hash=314801223c3b3bb7fa2cad44b69e2b5b8af0837b)

going into schools to tell stories teaching toddlers 'transgender issues' is just as likely to lead to them taking one look at he/she and being scared stiff...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5485931/Drag-queen-taught-kids-tolerance-posted-abusive-tweets.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5485931/Drag-queen-taught-kids-tolerance-posted-abusive-tweets.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2018, 08:58:52 AM
Something tells me this place is going to get some shite reviews...  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/10/fancy-drinking-wine-in-a-giant-anus-or-spending-the-night-now-is-your-chance-7376989/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/10/fancy-drinking-wine-in-a-giant-anus-or-spending-the-night-now-is-your-chance-7376989/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 08:49:02 AM
So Venables wants us to pay for him to be unrecognisable when he is released? OK I don't have a problem with that, give me 10 minutes with him and a lump hammer and I can guarantee that not even his own mother would be able to tell it's him.  cussing:

Demanding taxpayer funded plastic surgery because it's his 'right', not a fucking chance in hell I say.

I know that plenty of people are against the death penalty but a bullet to the back of the head sounds justified in his case.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5486135/James-Bulger-killer-Venables-threatened-prison-staffs-children.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5486135/James-Bulger-killer-Venables-threatened-prison-staffs-children.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2018, 09:54:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 08:49:02 AM
So Venables wants us to pay for him to be unrecognisable when he is released? OK I don't have a problem with that, give me 10 minutes with him and a lump hammer and I can guarantee that not even his own mother would be able to tell it's him.  cussing:

Demanding taxpayer funded plastic surgery because it's his 'right', not a fucking chance in hell I say.

I know that plenty of people are against the death penalty but a bullet to the back of the head sounds justified in his case.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5486135/James-Bulger-killer-Venables-threatened-prison-staffs-children.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5486135/James-Bulger-killer-Venables-threatened-prison-staffs-children.html)
Just don't ever release him - seemples
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 01:50:11 PM
Cant think why but for some reason this made me think of Nick.......  rubschin:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/last-human-to-use-two-spaces-after-a-full-stop-dies-20180312145785 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/last-human-to-use-two-spaces-after-a-full-stop-dies-20180312145785)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2018, 02:05:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 01:50:11 PM
Cant think why but for some reason this made me think of Nick.......  rubschin:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/last-human-to-use-two-spaces-after-a-full-stop-dies-20180312145785 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/last-human-to-use-two-spaces-after-a-full-stop-dies-20180312145785)
evil:

Two spaces is the only way and those that deliberately do otherwise should be shot. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2018, 03:36:22 PM
Correct  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 04:39:06 PM
Steve is turning into Nick....  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2018, 05:20:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 04:39:06 PM
Steve is turning into Nick....  scared2:
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 05:31:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2018, 05:20:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 04:39:06 PM
Steve is turning into Nick....  scared2:
eeek:

Have you developed an urge to buy a rug for the great lounge revamp?  scared2:
Do you own any tatty old jumpers that look as if they've been dragged through a barbed wire fence?  scared2:
Is there an inexplicable growth if ratty hairs on your chin?  scared2:
Have there been cases of bizarre calamities happening in your general vicinity?  scared2:

If so then you are beyond hope and should embrace the gingerness...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2018, 06:16:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 05:31:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2018, 05:20:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 04:39:06 PM
Steve is turning into Nick....  scared2:
eeek:

Have you developed an urge to buy a rug for the great lounge revamp?  scared2:
Do you own any tatty old jumpers that look as if they've been dragged through a barbed wire fence?  scared2:
Is there an inexplicable growth if ratty hairs on your chin?  scared2:
Have there been cases of bizarre calamities happening in your general vicinity?  scared2:

If so then you are beyond hope and should embrace the gingerness...  noooo:
Your forgot an obsession with Stews.  Not guilty on all count M'Lud

Doesn't mean I'm not beyond hope but "embrace the gingerness"?   noooo:,  noooo:  a thousand times  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2018, 07:33:35 PM
http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/suspect-identified-in-russian-ex-spy-poisoning-case/ (http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/suspect-identified-in-russian-ex-spy-poisoning-case/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.southendnewsnetwork.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fa5c7ef6876296639bcc1558178e6bb88.jpg&hash=40c5c678d02239d99419476ee63dc252dfb62713)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2018, 09:42:49 PM
http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/brussels-in-lockdown-after-lord-flashheart-crashes-brexit-talks/ (http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/brussels-in-lockdown-after-lord-flashheart-crashes-brexit-talks/)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2018, 11:08:16 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5499087/Public-warned-not-approach-woman-29-contagious-condition.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5499087/Public-warned-not-approach-woman-29-contagious-condition.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2018, 11:44:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2018, 11:08:16 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5499087/Public-warned-not-approach-woman-29-contagious-condition.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5499087/Public-warned-not-approach-woman-29-contagious-condition.html)

 rubschin:

Quote
Police this morning urged the public to avoid her because of her contagious medical condition' which was described as 'not sinister' and 'normal'.

 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2018, 03:29:14 PM
I remember, long ago, having some respect for Richard Dawkins.  noooo:

There are some taboos that are not meant to be overcome and eating human flesh, even if lab grown, is one of them.  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5499911/Richard-Dawkins-claims-eat-lab-grown-human-meat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5499911/Richard-Dawkins-claims-eat-lab-grown-human-meat.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2018, 05:04:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2018, 11:44:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2018, 11:08:16 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5499087/Public-warned-not-approach-woman-29-contagious-condition.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5499087/Public-warned-not-approach-woman-29-contagious-condition.html)

 rubschin:

Quote
Police this morning urged the public to avoid her because of her contagious medical condition' which was described as 'not sinister' and 'normal'.

 rubschin: rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2018, 08:12:24 PM
I'm beginning to think we should start a 'Gormless fuckwits for Darwin's attention' thread...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/923964/tattoo-body-modification-eli-ink-picasso-eyeballs-mouth-body-black-weird (https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/923964/tattoo-body-modification-eli-ink-picasso-eyeballs-mouth-body-black-weird)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2018, 08:51:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2018, 08:12:24 PM
I'm beginning to think we should start a 'Gormless fuckwits for Darwin's attention' thread...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/923964/tattoo-body-modification-eli-ink-picasso-eyeballs-mouth-body-black-weird (https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/923964/tattoo-body-modification-eli-ink-picasso-eyeballs-mouth-body-black-weird)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2018, 07:11:01 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 14, 2018, 08:51:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2018, 08:12:24 PM
I'm beginning to think we should start a 'Gormless fuckwits for Darwin's attention' thread...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/923964/tattoo-body-modification-eli-ink-picasso-eyeballs-mouth-body-black-weird (https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/923964/tattoo-body-modification-eli-ink-picasso-eyeballs-mouth-body-black-weird)
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2018, 09:16:29 PM
A cynical person might think that this was a deliberate attempt that someone buggered up as opposed to just being the result of piss poor maintenance....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5504253/Plane-loses-265-million-cargo-gold-jewels.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5504253/Plane-loses-265-million-cargo-gold-jewels.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2018, 09:42:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2018, 09:16:29 PM
A cynical person might think that this was a deliberate attempt that someone buggered up as opposed to just being the result of piss poor maintenance....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5504253/Plane-loses-265-million-cargo-gold-jewels.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5504253/Plane-loses-265-million-cargo-gold-jewels.html)
That makes me a cynical person then


along with about a billion others
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2018, 05:56:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 15, 2018, 09:42:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2018, 09:16:29 PM
A cynical person might think that this was a deliberate attempt that someone buggered up as opposed to just being the result of piss poor maintenance....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5504253/Plane-loses-265-million-cargo-gold-jewels.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5504253/Plane-loses-265-million-cargo-gold-jewels.html)
That makes me a cynical person then


along with about a billion others

+1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2018, 07:49:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2018, 05:56:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 15, 2018, 09:42:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2018, 09:16:29 PM
A cynical person might think that this was a deliberate attempt that someone buggered up as opposed to just being the result of piss poor maintenance....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5504253/Plane-loses-265-million-cargo-gold-jewels.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5504253/Plane-loses-265-million-cargo-gold-jewels.html)
That makes me a cynical person then


along with about a billion others

+1

We are in the majority then  lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2018, 10:46:30 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive)

" a Romanian court has ruled that a 63-year-old man is dead despite what would appear to be convincing evidence to the contrary: the man himself appearing alive and well in court."

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2018, 07:02:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 17, 2018, 10:46:30 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive)

" a Romanian court has ruled that a 63-year-old man is dead despite what would appear to be convincing evidence to the contrary: the man himself appearing alive and well in court."

 whacky115

We had a similar case here, years ago ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2018, 07:11:34 PM
I have days like that  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2018, 07:53:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2018, 07:02:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 17, 2018, 10:46:30 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive)

" a Romanian court has ruled that a 63-year-old man is dead despite what would appear to be convincing evidence to the contrary: the man himself appearing alive and well in court."

 whacky115

We had a similar case here, years ago ... rubschin:
What they going to do if he goes and robs a bank?  He has a perfect alibi being dead like
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2018, 05:02:51 PM
Hmm I must have blinked and missed the season where every footballer in the premier league was a privileged white boy. And you wasted ten grand of taxpayers money to come up with this load of deluded horse shite?  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5513965/PE-racist-say-two-academics-UKs-whitewashed-curriculum.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5513965/PE-racist-say-two-academics-UKs-whitewashed-curriculum.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2018, 08:26:58 AM
The first documented sighting of the elusive Apey fish?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5521839/Fish-swims-boat-gulps-beer-Brazil-river.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5521839/Fish-swims-boat-gulps-beer-Brazil-river.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2018, 08:49:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2018, 08:26:58 AM
The first documented sighting of the elusive Apey fish?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5521839/Fish-swims-boat-gulps-beer-Brazil-river.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5521839/Fish-swims-boat-gulps-beer-Brazil-river.html)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2018, 09:22:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2018, 08:26:58 AM
The first documented sighting of the elusive Apey fish?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5521839/Fish-swims-boat-gulps-beer-Brazil-river.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5521839/Fish-swims-boat-gulps-beer-Brazil-river.html)

It was a Pickled Herring...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2018, 09:50:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2018, 09:22:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2018, 08:26:58 AM
The first documented sighting of the elusive Apey fish?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5521839/Fish-swims-boat-gulps-beer-Brazil-river.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5521839/Fish-swims-boat-gulps-beer-Brazil-river.html)

It was a Pickled Herring...  whistle:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2018, 02:51:34 PM
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-dies-after-getting-head-14437330 (https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-dies-after-getting-head-14437330)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2018, 02:57:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 21, 2018, 02:51:34 PM
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-dies-after-getting-head-14437330 (https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-dies-after-getting-head-14437330)

 eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2018, 03:18:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2018, 02:57:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 21, 2018, 02:51:34 PM
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-dies-after-getting-head-14437330 (https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-dies-after-getting-head-14437330)

 eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

 redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Not what I expected after reading "Man dies after getting head"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2018, 03:19:07 PM
Mr Thread?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2018, 04:16:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 21, 2018, 03:19:07 PM
Mr Thread?

Mr Kettle, I believe that Mr Pot is calling you black...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2018, 04:18:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 21, 2018, 02:51:34 PM
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-dies-after-getting-head-14437330 (https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-dies-after-getting-head-14437330)

 eeek:
Shocked:

Surprising really that it wasn't in Nottingham
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2018, 04:19:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 21, 2018, 03:19:07 PM
Mr Thread?

(https://s18.postimg.org/45x8817k5/jenny.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/45x8817k5/)

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2018, 04:19:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 21, 2018, 04:18:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 21, 2018, 02:51:34 PM
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-dies-after-getting-head-14437330 (https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-dies-after-getting-head-14437330)

 eeek:
Shocked:

Surprising really that it wasn't in Nottingham

 cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2018, 04:21:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 21, 2018, 04:19:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 21, 2018, 04:18:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 21, 2018, 02:51:34 PM
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-dies-after-getting-head-14437330 (https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-dies-after-getting-head-14437330)

 eeek:
Shocked:

Surprising really that it wasn't in Nottingham

 cussing: cussing:

Could be another relation I suspect. That level of cack handedness must be genetic...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2018, 08:15:33 PM
Well you could just give them your full first name and not the abbreviated version..  point:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/19/starbucks-customer-annoyed-staff-keep-writing-cup-cant-imagine-7400374/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/19/starbucks-customer-annoyed-staff-keep-writing-cup-cant-imagine-7400374/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2018, 08:17:07 PM
I always give a false name.  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2018, 08:38:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2018, 08:15:33 PM
Well you could just give them your full first name and not the abbreviated version..  point:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/19/starbucks-customer-annoyed-staff-keep-writing-cup-cant-imagine-7400374/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/19/starbucks-customer-annoyed-staff-keep-writing-cup-cant-imagine-7400374/)

I'd be tempted to write, "Get a fucking life you twat"....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2018, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2018, 08:15:33 PM
Well you could just give them your full first name and not the abbreviated version..  point:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/19/starbucks-customer-annoyed-staff-keep-writing-cup-cant-imagine-7400374/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/19/starbucks-customer-annoyed-staff-keep-writing-cup-cant-imagine-7400374/)
But do you believe his story anyway?  I don't
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2018, 09:12:17 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 21, 2018, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2018, 08:15:33 PM
Well you could just give them your full first name and not the abbreviated version..  point:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/19/starbucks-customer-annoyed-staff-keep-writing-cup-cant-imagine-7400374/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/19/starbucks-customer-annoyed-staff-keep-writing-cup-cant-imagine-7400374/)
But do you believe his story anyway?  I don't

Having seen similar things with Starbucks cups before I think it's plausible.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2018, 07:47:35 AM
This sounds like a job for Padlock Pockets....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5529259/Chef-Marco-Pierre-White-pays-eat-restaurants-free.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5529259/Chef-Marco-Pierre-White-pays-eat-restaurants-free.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2018, 07:51:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2018, 07:47:35 AM
This sounds like a job for Padlock Pockets....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5529259/Chef-Marco-Pierre-White-pays-eat-restaurants-free.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5529259/Chef-Marco-Pierre-White-pays-eat-restaurants-free.html)

I'm going to Sydney....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2018, 08:47:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 22, 2018, 07:51:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2018, 07:47:35 AM
This sounds like a job for Padlock Pockets....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5529259/Chef-Marco-Pierre-White-pays-eat-restaurants-free.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5529259/Chef-Marco-Pierre-White-pays-eat-restaurants-free.html)

I'm going to Sydney....  rubschin:
A gift horse don't look in mouth moment?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2018, 03:34:27 AM
Well looking at BM and Nick I'd say there is ample evidence that age doesn't equal wisdom...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5535563/Getting-older-does-NOT-make-wiser-claim-scientists.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5535563/Getting-older-does-NOT-make-wiser-claim-scientists.html)

83%, I can live with that.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2018, 06:17:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2018, 03:34:27 AM
Well looking at BM and Nick I'd say there is ample evidence that age doesn't equal wisdom...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5535563/Getting-older-does-NOT-make-wiser-claim-scientists.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5535563/Getting-older-does-NOT-make-wiser-claim-scientists.html)

83%, I can live with that.  :thumbsup:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2018, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2018, 06:17:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2018, 03:34:27 AM
Well looking at BM and Nick I'd say there is ample evidence that age doesn't equal wisdom...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5535563/Getting-older-does-NOT-make-wiser-claim-scientists.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5535563/Getting-older-does-NOT-make-wiser-claim-scientists.html)

83%, I can live with that.  :thumbsup:

 evil:

Your score was that low?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
Words just fail me...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2018, 09:07:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
Words just fail me...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html)

So if the drunk had murdered people in front of her would it be OK to sue his estate?

IMHO yes and that is what he in effect did
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2018, 05:21:31 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2018, 09:07:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
Words just fail me...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html)

So if the drunk had murdered people in front of her would it be OK to sue his estate?

IMHO yes and that is what he in effect did

What if you watched somebody being murdered on the tellybox - could you sue then...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2018, 08:14:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2018, 05:21:31 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2018, 09:07:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
Words just fail me...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html)

So if the drunk had murdered people in front of her would it be OK to sue his estate?

IMHO yes and that is what he in effect did

What if you watched somebody being murdered on the tellybox - could you sue then...?
Doubt it

I've seen at least one person killed live on TV (a marshal that walked in front of a car).  It wasn't pretty and I'd hopefully never see it again but with so much abstraction involved I couldn't remotely say it affected me to any extent for any length of time. 

But I don't know how much it would affect me, you or the man/woman from the off licence to see a family killed slowly right in front of them through some arsehole's criminal negligence.  But if I, you or the man/woman from the off licence then lost significant money as a result do we just say that's tough luck? 

Actions have consequences and sometimes those consequences need to be paid for
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2018, 08:26:26 AM
Anyone else hear that story about killer rubber ducks, or was I dreaming?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2018, 08:27:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 28, 2018, 08:14:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2018, 05:21:31 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2018, 09:07:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
Words just fail me...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html)

So if the drunk had murdered people in front of her would it be OK to sue his estate?

IMHO yes and that is what he in effect did

What if you watched somebody being murdered on the tellybox - could you sue then...?
Doubt it

I've seen at least one person killed live on TV (a marshal that walked in front of a car).  It wasn't pretty and I'd hopefully never see it again but with so much abstraction involved I couldn't remotely say it affected me to any extent for any length of time. 

But I don't know how much it would affect me, you or the man/woman from the off licence to see a family killed slowly right in front of them through some arsehole's criminal negligence.  But if I, you or the man/woman from the off licence then lost significant money as a result do we just say that's tough luck? 

Actions have consequences and sometimes those consequences need to be paid for

But the drunk didn't murder the people... that requires intent. Manslaughter perhaps...

And you see people killed on the tellybox all the time - the tower fire in London, twin towers, that bridge collapsing in the 'States.

And people watch those things 'in person'. What a fucked-up state it would be if everybody that witnesses somebody being killed gets a big payout...  eeek:  I mean, twin towers alone would have bankrupt the entire country...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2018, 09:28:32 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 28, 2018, 08:26:26 AM
Anyone else hear that story about killer rubber ducks, or was I dreaming?
Nope I heard it but it will give you nightmares
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2018, 09:30:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2018, 08:27:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 28, 2018, 08:14:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2018, 05:21:31 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2018, 09:07:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
Words just fail me...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html)

So if the drunk had murdered people in front of her would it be OK to sue his estate?

IMHO yes and that is what he in effect did

What if you watched somebody being murdered on the tellybox - could you sue then...?
Doubt it

I've seen at least one person killed live on TV (a marshal that walked in front of a car).  It wasn't pretty and I'd hopefully never see it again but with so much abstraction involved I couldn't remotely say it affected me to any extent for any length of time. 

But I don't know how much it would affect me, you or the man/woman from the off licence to see a family killed slowly right in front of them through some arsehole's criminal negligence.  But if I, you or the man/woman from the off licence then lost significant money as a result do we just say that's tough luck? 

Actions have consequences and sometimes those consequences need to be paid for

But the drunk didn't murder the people... that requires intent. Manslaughter perhaps...

And you see people killed on the tellybox all the time - the tower fire in London, twin towers, that bridge collapsing in the 'States.

And people watch those things 'in person'. What a fucked-up state it would be if everybody that witnesses somebody being killed gets a big payout...  eeek:  I mean, twin towers alone would have bankrupt the entire country...
No in those cases you didn't see the death(s) you saw events that clearly led to deaths and as I said there is abstraction on live TV

And who said 'big payout'?  It's not in the article

I suggest we don't know all the facts here

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2018, 09:31:56 AM
Killer rubber ducks?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2018, 09:58:24 AM
Worboys release decision overturned as Parole head quits

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43568533 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43568533)

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  and a bonus  happ096
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2018, 10:18:08 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 28, 2018, 09:30:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2018, 08:27:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 28, 2018, 08:14:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2018, 05:21:31 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2018, 09:07:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
Words just fail me...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html)

So if the drunk had murdered people in front of her would it be OK to sue his estate?

IMHO yes and that is what he in effect did

What if you watched somebody being murdered on the tellybox - could you sue then...?
Doubt it

I've seen at least one person killed live on TV (a marshal that walked in front of a car).  It wasn't pretty and I'd hopefully never see it again but with so much abstraction involved I couldn't remotely say it affected me to any extent for any length of time. 

But I don't know how much it would affect me, you or the man/woman from the off licence to see a family killed slowly right in front of them through some arsehole's criminal negligence.  But if I, you or the man/woman from the off licence then lost significant money as a result do we just say that's tough luck? 

Actions have consequences and sometimes those consequences need to be paid for

But the drunk didn't murder the people... that requires intent. Manslaughter perhaps...

And you see people killed on the tellybox all the time - the tower fire in London, twin towers, that bridge collapsing in the 'States.

And people watch those things 'in person'. What a fucked-up state it would be if everybody that witnesses somebody being killed gets a big payout...  eeek:  I mean, twin towers alone would have bankrupt the entire country...
No in those cases you didn't see the death(s) you saw events that clearly led to deaths and as I said there is abstraction on live TV

And who said 'big payout'?  It's not in the article

I suggest we don't know all the facts here

Unless you had an underwater camera you probably didn't see the deaths here either...

...and I'm sure the article mentioned £40K earlier...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2018, 03:22:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2018, 10:18:08 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 28, 2018, 09:30:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2018, 08:27:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 28, 2018, 08:14:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2018, 05:21:31 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2018, 09:07:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
Words just fail me...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548563/Woman-helped-save-baby-drowning-suing-estate-driver.html)

So if the drunk had murdered people in front of her would it be OK to sue his estate?

IMHO yes and that is what he in effect did

What if you watched somebody being murdered on the tellybox - could you sue then...?
Doubt it

I've seen at least one person killed live on TV (a marshal that walked in front of a car).  It wasn't pretty and I'd hopefully never see it again but with so much abstraction involved I couldn't remotely say it affected me to any extent for any length of time. 

But I don't know how much it would affect me, you or the man/woman from the off licence to see a family killed slowly right in front of them through some arsehole's criminal negligence.  But if I, you or the man/woman from the off licence then lost significant money as a result do we just say that's tough luck? 

Actions have consequences and sometimes those consequences need to be paid for

But the drunk didn't murder the people... that requires intent. Manslaughter perhaps...

And you see people killed on the tellybox all the time - the tower fire in London, twin towers, that bridge collapsing in the 'States.

And people watch those things 'in person'. What a fucked-up state it would be if everybody that witnesses somebody being killed gets a big payout...  eeek:  I mean, twin towers alone would have bankrupt the entire country...
No in those cases you didn't see the death(s) you saw events that clearly led to deaths and as I said there is abstraction on live TV

And who said 'big payout'?  It's not in the article

I suggest we don't know all the facts here

Unless you had an underwater camera you probably didn't see the deaths here either...

...and I'm sure the article mentioned £40K earlier...
noooo:

She's adamant she is is not suing either the estate or the family.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-43552976 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-43552976)

My guess is the council who may have some liability told the solicitor to go sue the estate instead so he's protected her position by suing both.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 28, 2018, 08:19:30 PM
 Jesus  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35899023?SThisFB)

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2018, 08:48:52 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 28, 2018, 08:19:30 PM
Jesus  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35899023?SThisFB)

 facepalm:
lol: lol: lol:

Lucky for Mrs Chris
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2018, 03:27:36 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 28, 2018, 08:19:30 PM
Jesus  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35899023?SThisFB)

 facepalm:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2018, 02:14:07 AM
Anyone heard from TMR recently?  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/28/gatwick-ground-crew-member-run-passenger-plane-take-off-7424655/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/28/gatwick-ground-crew-member-run-passenger-plane-take-off-7424655/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2018, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2018, 02:14:07 AM
Anyone heard from TMR recently?  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/28/gatwick-ground-crew-member-run-passenger-plane-take-off-7424655/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/28/gatwick-ground-crew-member-run-passenger-plane-take-off-7424655/)

 eeek:

Although you would think he would pass under it unscathed...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2018, 06:14:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2018, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2018, 02:14:07 AM
Anyone heard from TMR recently?  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/28/gatwick-ground-crew-member-run-passenger-plane-take-off-7424655/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/28/gatwick-ground-crew-member-run-passenger-plane-take-off-7424655/)

 eeek:

Although you would think he would pass under it unscathed...  whistle:

How do you pass under a wheel unscathed when the plane is taxiing?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2018, 09:50:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2018, 06:14:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2018, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2018, 02:14:07 AM
Anyone heard from TMR recently?  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/28/gatwick-ground-crew-member-run-passenger-plane-take-off-7424655/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/28/gatwick-ground-crew-member-run-passenger-plane-take-off-7424655/)

 eeek:

Although you would think he would pass under it unscathed...  whistle:

How do you pass under a wheel unscathed when the plane is taxiing?  rubschin:
How the hell do you get your foot in the way of a jet?

Hopefully TMR can provide more details - hopefully not first hand (or should that be first foot)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2018, 10:45:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2018, 06:14:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2018, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2018, 02:14:07 AM
Anyone heard from TMR recently?  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/28/gatwick-ground-crew-member-run-passenger-plane-take-off-7424655/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/28/gatwick-ground-crew-member-run-passenger-plane-take-off-7424655/)

 eeek:

Although you would think he would pass under it unscathed...  whistle:

How do you pass under a wheel unscathed when the plane is taxiing?  rubschin:

In the tread... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2018, 12:14:36 PM
Piranha in the sewer? Sounds like a bad horror film...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5563295/Deadly-flesh-eating-Piranha-Chichester-sewer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5563295/Deadly-flesh-eating-Piranha-Chichester-sewer.html)

It does beg the question what other creatures may have been flushed though....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2018, 12:19:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2018, 12:14:36 PM
Piranha in the sewer? Sounds like a bad horror film...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5563295/Deadly-flesh-eating-Piranha-Chichester-sewer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5563295/Deadly-flesh-eating-Piranha-Chichester-sewer.html)

It does beg the question what other creatures may have been flushed though....
scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2018, 02:17:52 PM
Beheadings were a mistake? Must try that one  :thumbsup:

https://www.news18.com/news/world/beheadings-were-a-mistake-say-captured-militants-of-isis-beatles-cell-but-its-not-an-apology-1704261.html (https://www.news18.com/news/world/beheadings-were-a-mistake-say-captured-militants-of-isis-beatles-cell-but-its-not-an-apology-1704261.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2018, 08:21:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2018, 02:17:52 PM
Beheadings were a mistake? Must try that one  :thumbsup:

https://www.news18.com/news/world/beheadings-were-a-mistake-say-captured-militants-of-isis-beatles-cell-but-its-not-an-apology-1704261.html (https://www.news18.com/news/world/beheadings-were-a-mistake-say-captured-militants-of-isis-beatles-cell-but-its-not-an-apology-1704261.html)

Don't bother, just give your name. The realisation that you are Gubberation, the fifth horseman, will be enough to get you out of pretty much any situation.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2018, 05:11:34 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 01, 2018, 10:24:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 30, 2018, 09:50:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2018, 06:14:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2018, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2018, 02:14:07 AM
Anyone heard from TMR recently?  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/28/gatwick-ground-crew-member-run-passenger-plane-take-off-7424655/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/28/gatwick-ground-crew-member-run-passenger-plane-take-off-7424655/)

 eeek:

Although you would think he would pass under it unscathed...  whistle:

How do you pass under a wheel unscathed when the plane is taxiing?  rubschin:
How the hell do you get your foot in the way of a jet?

Hopefully TMR can provide more details - hopefully not first hand (or should that be first foot)

I believe the chappy involved was on the headset - i.e. the bloke that walks adjacent to the pushback tug and gives instructions to the flight deck about the pushback. Once the plane is pushed out, the headset bloke advises the flight deck to "set parking brake" and then goes about removing the towing bar from the plane and tug. THE FIRST thing you do is place a chock under the nose wheel. Then you jack the bar up, unhook it at the tug end and then from the nose wheel. The bar can sometimes be a right pain to release from the nose wheel.

Seems that he didn't put a chock under the nose wheel and whlist struggling to get the bar off from the nose wheel end turned himself facing away from the plane with his foot in line with the nose wheel.

What happened next is unclear - either the pilot released the parking brake before the pushback tug and headset bloke had vacated to the side of the runway OR the parking brake failed. Either way, the plane rolled forward under idle thrust and over his foot.

The AAIB are looking into it.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2018, 08:59:07 AM
Turning a dead rabbit into a toaster? God knows what the rest of this mooks house looks like....  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F04%2F02%2F11%2F4AC29EF300000578-0-image-a-45_1522664745141.jpg&hash=9b34dbc79c03710f46435e4e72e4fe2c46b85385)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5569457/Taxidermist-turns-dead-rabbit-TOASTER-latest-art-project.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5569457/Taxidermist-turns-dead-rabbit-TOASTER-latest-art-project.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2018, 10:22:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2018, 08:59:07 AM
Turning a dead rabbit into a toaster? God knows what the rest of this mooks house looks like....  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F04%2F02%2F11%2F4AC29EF300000578-0-image-a-45_1522664745141.jpg&hash=9b34dbc79c03710f46435e4e72e4fe2c46b85385)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5569457/Taxidermist-turns-dead-rabbit-TOASTER-latest-art-project.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5569457/Taxidermist-turns-dead-rabbit-TOASTER-latest-art-project.html)
Complete  whacky115

 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2018, 03:31:43 PM
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/940504/child-abuse-nun-raped-me-and-had-my-baby-schoolboy-victim (https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/940504/child-abuse-nun-raped-me-and-had-my-baby-schoolboy-victim)

I am starting to think that I lead a humdrum life  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2018, 04:03:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2018, 03:31:43 PM
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/940504/child-abuse-nun-raped-me-and-had-my-baby-schoolboy-victim (https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/940504/child-abuse-nun-raped-me-and-had-my-baby-schoolboy-victim)

I am starting to think that I lead a humdrum life  noooo:
Bit of a sad case once you read it.  Sometimes humdrum is better
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2018, 06:38:16 PM
Jesus Christ! How many times are you going to torture this poor bastard, you've already taken him through 7 inquiries and each one has cleared him. Why the hell are you forcing him into an eighth one.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5573489/Major-Robert-Campbell-wont-Iraqi-death-probe.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5573489/Major-Robert-Campbell-wont-Iraqi-death-probe.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2018, 08:27:10 AM
I sometimes get little text alerts about news items.

One has just flooded in from the The Independent.

The woman who shot three people at YouTube and then blew her brains out was "angry", I am informed. ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2018, 08:28:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2018, 06:38:16 PM
Jesus Christ! How many times are you going to torture this poor bastard, you've already taken him through 7 inquiries and each one has cleared him. Why the hell are you forcing him into an eighth one.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5573489/Major-Robert-Campbell-wont-Iraqi-death-probe.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5573489/Major-Robert-Campbell-wont-Iraqi-death-probe.html)

Because the worrying case has never been resolved.  If he wants to make himself look guilty then this returning of medals and refusing to testify after his prior very sus testimony are two great ways to do it

The poor bastard in this case was the one that drowned
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2018, 08:39:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 04, 2018, 08:27:10 AM
I sometimes get little text alerts about news items.

One has just flooded in from the The Independent.

The woman who shot three people at YouTube and then blew her brains out was "angry", I am informed. ::)
According to the Grauniad, she was 'Angie'.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2018, 09:33:45 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2018, 08:39:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 04, 2018, 08:27:10 AM
I sometimes get little text alerts about news items.

One has just flooded in from the The Independent.

The woman who shot three people at YouTube and then blew her brains out was "angry", I am informed. ::)
According to the Grauniad, she was 'Angie'.  rubschin:
;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2018, 08:31:52 PM
Here's another one for Apey to have a field day with...

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/03/man-filmed-sex-ninth-hole-golf-course-7437727/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/03/man-filmed-sex-ninth-hole-golf-course-7437727/)

I pity the poor bugger who ends up playing the course afterwards and has to fish his golf ball out of that hole...  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2018, 08:37:54 PM
Was it Tipsy's Eldest?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2018, 09:29:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2018, 08:31:52 PM
Here's another one for Apey to have a field day with...

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/03/man-filmed-sex-ninth-hole-golf-course-7437727/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/03/man-filmed-sex-ninth-hole-golf-course-7437727/)

I pity the poor bugger who ends up playing the course afterwards and has to fish his golf ball out of that hole...  sick2:
What a  whacky115  We need more Victorian era asylums just with 21st carbon fibre strait jackets that can't have their straps chewed through
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2018, 09:30:24 PM
And talking of  whacky115
Quote from: Nick on April 04, 2018, 08:37:54 PM
Was it Tipsy's Eldest?  whistle:
scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2018, 08:06:08 PM
Sir Alan Sugar shows his sensitive side writing some poetry...

One bit of advice, for the love of God just bypass the second verse. The image it brings to mind is just horrific...  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/05/lord-sugar-wrote-poem-much-hates-jeremy-corbyn-7443927/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/05/lord-sugar-wrote-poem-much-hates-jeremy-corbyn-7443927/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2018, 08:15:09 PM
Scratch an itch????  Shocked:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/05/pensioner-shoved-3ft-phone-charger-in-his-penis-to-scratch-and-itch-7443132/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/05/pensioner-shoved-3ft-phone-charger-in-his-penis-to-scratch-and-itch-7443132/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 05, 2018, 08:29:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2018, 08:06:08 PM
Sir Alan Sugar shows his sensitive side writing some poetry...

One bit of advice, for the love of God just bypass the second verse. The image it brings to mind is just horrific...  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/05/lord-sugar-wrote-poem-much-hates-jeremy-corbyn-7443927/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/05/lord-sugar-wrote-poem-much-hates-jeremy-corbyn-7443927/)
doublefacepalm  all a bit ugly vain shithead calls another vain shithead ugly

imho 2nd verse was the only funny one
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2018, 03:39:01 PM
Haring Bakal, otherwise known as the cult of the fucking nutjob  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5585353/Filipino-cult-keeps-human-body-parts-stolen-cemeteries-inside-MOUTHS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5585353/Filipino-cult-keeps-human-body-parts-stolen-cemeteries-inside-MOUTHS.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2018, 02:43:59 AM
I wonder how long it will be before they walk in there one day to find the screens showing nothing but "it rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again"  rubschin:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/942594/AI-Robot-Zodiac-Killer-serial-killer-weird-disturbing-California-mystery (https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/942594/AI-Robot-Zodiac-Killer-serial-killer-weird-disturbing-California-mystery)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2018, 12:55:41 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5589405/Elementary-schoolboy-wears-X-rated-t-shirt-class-mistaking-McDonalds-merch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5589405/Elementary-schoolboy-wears-X-rated-t-shirt-class-mistaking-McDonalds-merch.html)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2018, 07:49:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2018, 12:55:41 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5589405/Elementary-schoolboy-wears-X-rated-t-shirt-class-mistaking-McDonalds-merch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5589405/Elementary-schoolboy-wears-X-rated-t-shirt-class-mistaking-McDonalds-merch.html)

 lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2018, 09:46:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 08, 2018, 07:49:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2018, 12:55:41 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5589405/Elementary-schoolboy-wears-X-rated-t-shirt-class-mistaking-McDonalds-merch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5589405/Elementary-schoolboy-wears-X-rated-t-shirt-class-mistaking-McDonalds-merch.html)

 lol:

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 05:44:58 PM
Helping combat cancer and possibly getting a new look for Baldymort....  :thumbsup:

http://youtu.be/uKpvjqDsTcU (http://youtu.be/uKpvjqDsTcU)

https://www.slashfilm.com/deadpool-omaze-f-k-cancer-initiative/ (https://www.slashfilm.com/deadpool-omaze-f-k-cancer-initiative/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2018, 08:23:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 05:44:58 PM
Helping combat cancer and possibly getting a new look for Baldymort....  :thumbsup:

http://youtu.be/uKpvjqDsTcU (http://youtu.be/uKpvjqDsTcU)

https://www.slashfilm.com/deadpool-omaze-f-k-cancer-initiative/ (https://www.slashfilm.com/deadpool-omaze-f-k-cancer-initiative/)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 08:55:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2018, 08:23:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 05:44:58 PM
Helping combat cancer and possibly getting a new look for Baldymort....  :thumbsup:

http://youtu.be/uKpvjqDsTcU (http://youtu.be/uKpvjqDsTcU)

https://www.slashfilm.com/deadpool-omaze-f-k-cancer-initiative/ (https://www.slashfilm.com/deadpool-omaze-f-k-cancer-initiative/)

 evil:

What? You were narked over the Homer Simpson resemblance so a change of image seemed like a good idea.  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2018, 09:02:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 08:55:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2018, 08:23:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 05:44:58 PM
Helping combat cancer and possibly getting a new look for Baldymort....  :thumbsup:

http://youtu.be/uKpvjqDsTcU (http://youtu.be/uKpvjqDsTcU)

https://www.slashfilm.com/deadpool-omaze-f-k-cancer-initiative/ (https://www.slashfilm.com/deadpool-omaze-f-k-cancer-initiative/)

 evil:

What? You were narked over the Homer Simpson resemblance so a change of image seemed like a good idea.  angel1

I'll stick with the bucket thanks... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 10:04:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2018, 09:02:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 08:55:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2018, 08:23:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 05:44:58 PM
Helping combat cancer and possibly getting a new look for Baldymort....  :thumbsup:

http://youtu.be/uKpvjqDsTcU (http://youtu.be/uKpvjqDsTcU)

https://www.slashfilm.com/deadpool-omaze-f-k-cancer-initiative/ (https://www.slashfilm.com/deadpool-omaze-f-k-cancer-initiative/)

 evil:

What? You were narked over the Homer Simpson resemblance so a change of image seemed like a good idea.  angel1

I'll stick with the bucket thanks... ::)

Fair enough Homer...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2018, 01:58:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 10:04:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2018, 09:02:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 08:55:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 09, 2018, 08:23:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 05:44:58 PM
Helping combat cancer and possibly getting a new look for Baldymort....  :thumbsup:

http://youtu.be/uKpvjqDsTcU (http://youtu.be/uKpvjqDsTcU)

https://www.slashfilm.com/deadpool-omaze-f-k-cancer-initiative/ (https://www.slashfilm.com/deadpool-omaze-f-k-cancer-initiative/)

 evil:

What? You were narked over the Homer Simpson resemblance so a change of image seemed like a good idea.  angel1

I'll stick with the bucket thanks... ::)

Fair enough Homer...  whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2018, 12:37:35 AM
Here's another routine for Apey...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/944158/france-bomb-fighter-jet-Loiret-Nogent-sur-Vernisson (https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/944158/france-bomb-fighter-jet-Loiret-Nogent-sur-Vernisson)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2018, 01:00:05 AM
Easter Rabbit?  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/09/thousands-people-gathered-weekend-hunt-sex-toys-7452040/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/09/thousands-people-gathered-weekend-hunt-sex-toys-7452040/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2018, 01:06:04 AM
So eight men burst in, held you down and then blasted you with a shotgun?

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

What a load of old bollocks...  drumroll:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/09/man-denies-shooting-off-testicle-sawn-off-shotgun-7451984/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/09/man-denies-shooting-off-testicle-sawn-off-shotgun-7451984/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2018, 08:00:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2018, 12:37:35 AM
Here's another routine for Apey...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/944158/france-bomb-fighter-jet-Loiret-Nogent-sur-Vernisson (https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/944158/france-bomb-fighter-jet-Loiret-Nogent-sur-Vernisson)
facepalm: 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2018, 08:03:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2018, 01:00:05 AM
Easter Rabbit?  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/09/thousands-people-gathered-weekend-hunt-sex-toys-7452040/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/09/thousands-people-gathered-weekend-hunt-sex-toys-7452040/)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2018, 08:05:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2018, 01:06:04 AM
So eight men burst in, held you down and then blasted you with a shotgun?

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

What a load of old bollocks...  drumroll:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/09/man-denies-shooting-off-testicle-sawn-off-shotgun-7451984/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/09/man-denies-shooting-off-testicle-sawn-off-shotgun-7451984/)
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2018, 04:57:23 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5603653/Indian-monk-known-Penis-Baba-pulls-CAR-genitals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5603653/Indian-monk-known-Penis-Baba-pulls-CAR-genitals.html)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2018, 05:11:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2018, 04:57:23 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5603653/Indian-monk-known-Penis-Baba-pulls-CAR-genitals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5603653/Indian-monk-known-Penis-Baba-pulls-CAR-genitals.html)

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2018, 08:08:53 AM
If it wasn't for the fact that this guy looks way too young to be him I'd wonder if BM was actually still in Oz...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5605913/NSW-man-nearly-burnt-alive-barbeque.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5605913/NSW-man-nearly-burnt-alive-barbeque.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:18:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2018, 08:08:53 AM
If it wasn't for the fact that this guy looks way too young to be him I'd wonder if BM was actually still in Oz...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5605913/NSW-man-nearly-burnt-alive-barbeque.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5605913/NSW-man-nearly-burnt-alive-barbeque.html)

In all seriouslness, how many Fail readers are actually 'terrified' by that video...? I was rather, "meh"...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2018, 08:19:25 AM
I agree, "Dozy Bastard Burns Off Eyebrows!" would have made a better headline.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:23:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2018, 08:19:25 AM
I agree, "Dozy Bastard Burns Off Eyebrows!" would have made a better headline.  :thumbsup:

Or "Nick lights BBQ"...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:35:59 AM
Video dull, man very dumb

I guess his health depends a lot on whether he inhaled any of that fireball. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2018, 03:57:35 PM
You know, this does explain a lot about the state of America...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/13/nearly-third-louisiana-senators-want-sex-animals-remain-legal-7463053/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/13/nearly-third-louisiana-senators-want-sex-animals-remain-legal-7463053/#mv-b)



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2018, 04:03:05 PM
Does that include eels? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2018, 08:17:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2018, 03:57:35 PM
You know, this does explain a lot about the state of America...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/13/nearly-third-louisiana-senators-want-sex-animals-remain-legal-7463053/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/13/nearly-third-louisiana-senators-want-sex-animals-remain-legal-7463053/#mv-b)

I'm not quite awake but I'm not sure what shagging sheep or whatever has to do with what consenting adults do behind closed doors...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2018, 06:53:05 AM
WTF? Why would you want to look like that, much less spend a bloody fortune to do so...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/19/woman-spent-190000-plastic-surgery-look-like-holiday-caricature-7480788/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/19/woman-spent-190000-plastic-surgery-look-like-holiday-caricature-7480788/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 20, 2018, 07:55:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2018, 06:53:05 AM
WTF? Why would you want to look like that, much less spend a bloody fortune to do so...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/19/woman-spent-190000-plastic-surgery-look-like-holiday-caricature-7480788/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/19/woman-spent-190000-plastic-surgery-look-like-holiday-caricature-7480788/)
Sadly Meister some people are just that stupid and others mean enough to exploit her stupidity offering her more and more surgery
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2018, 08:27:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2018, 06:53:05 AM
WTF? Why would you want to look like that, much less spend a bloody fortune to do so...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/19/woman-spent-190000-plastic-surgery-look-like-holiday-caricature-7480788/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/19/woman-spent-190000-plastic-surgery-look-like-holiday-caricature-7480788/)

This is surely an AFFS, there can't possibly be two people this stupid...?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2018, 02:50:53 PM
Think I may have just found Apey's dream job. Get paid to eat free Maccy D's  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/25/a-company-is-recruiting-people-to-play-mcdonalds-monopoly-for-45-an-hour-7496274/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/25/a-company-is-recruiting-people-to-play-mcdonalds-monopoly-for-45-an-hour-7496274/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2018, 07:51:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2018, 02:50:53 PM
Think I may have just found Apey's dream job. Get paid to eat free Maccy D's  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/25/a-company-is-recruiting-people-to-play-mcdonalds-monopoly-for-45-an-hour-7496274/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/25/a-company-is-recruiting-people-to-play-mcdonalds-monopoly-for-45-an-hour-7496274/)

Mine!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2018, 10:35:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2018, 07:51:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2018, 02:50:53 PM
Think I may have just found Apey's dream job. Get paid to eat free Maccy D's  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/25/a-company-is-recruiting-people-to-play-mcdonalds-monopoly-for-45-an-hour-7496274/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/25/a-company-is-recruiting-people-to-play-mcdonalds-monopoly-for-45-an-hour-7496274/)

Mine!  cussing:

You are busy travelling the world...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2018, 10:42:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2018, 10:35:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2018, 07:51:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2018, 02:50:53 PM
Think I may have just found Apey's dream job. Get paid to eat free Maccy D's  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/25/a-company-is-recruiting-people-to-play-mcdonalds-monopoly-for-45-an-hour-7496274/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/25/a-company-is-recruiting-people-to-play-mcdonalds-monopoly-for-45-an-hour-7496274/)

Mine!  cussing:

You are busy travelling the world...  whistle:

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2018, 09:17:31 PM
Thank you Tesco, I'm now Jaffatastic  cloud9:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5659311/Tesco-sells-boxes-100-Jaffa-Cakes-just-1.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5659311/Tesco-sells-boxes-100-Jaffa-Cakes-just-1.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2018, 09:28:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2018, 09:17:31 PM
Thank you Tesco, I'm now Jaffatastic  cloud9:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5659311/Tesco-sells-boxes-100-Jaffa-Cakes-just-1.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5659311/Tesco-sells-boxes-100-Jaffa-Cakes-just-1.html)

Yumster! Drool:

Quickly learnt here that Jafa is not a term of endearment... The rest of NZ refer to them as Just Another Fucking Aucklander so we've been careful to NOT mention that LL's sister lives there...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2018, 06:00:28 AM
I don't care how pissed you were, WHY??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5665843/Man-chopstick-removed-penis-day-friend-inserted-drunk-Vietnam.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5665843/Man-chopstick-removed-penis-day-friend-inserted-drunk-Vietnam.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2018, 06:17:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2018, 06:00:28 AM
I don't care how pissed you were, WHY??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5665843/Man-chopstick-removed-penis-day-friend-inserted-drunk-Vietnam.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5665843/Man-chopstick-removed-penis-day-friend-inserted-drunk-Vietnam.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2018, 10:02:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2018, 06:17:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2018, 06:00:28 AM
I don't care how pissed you were, WHY??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5665843/Man-chopstick-removed-penis-day-friend-inserted-drunk-Vietnam.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5665843/Man-chopstick-removed-penis-day-friend-inserted-drunk-Vietnam.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2018, 06:33:21 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/02/donald-trump-nobel-peace-prize (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/02/donald-trump-nobel-peace-prize)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2018, 08:41:11 PM
A hundred grand to belt Johnny Depp? Given that he made the offer in front of witnesses I'd have taken a swing...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5700283/Johnny-Depp-attacked-crew-member-day-drinking-smoking-set-new-film.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5700283/Johnny-Depp-attacked-crew-member-day-drinking-smoking-set-new-film.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2018, 08:11:57 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5723651/Fray-Bentos-redesigning-iconic-metal-tins-50-years-millennials-open-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5723651/Fray-Bentos-redesigning-iconic-metal-tins-50-years-millennials-open-them.html)

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2018, 08:18:23 AM
As pies go, they are quite dangerous  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2018, 08:34:23 AM
To be fair Nick, in your hands anything is bloody dangerous...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2018, 08:34:56 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2018, 10:27:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2018, 08:11:57 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5723651/Fray-Bentos-redesigning-iconic-metal-tins-50-years-millennials-open-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5723651/Fray-Bentos-redesigning-iconic-metal-tins-50-years-millennials-open-them.html)

 facepalm:
I see your  facepalm: and raise you a doublefacepalm  Chris Evans on R2 this morning* referring to this story said "I know Fray Bentos is also a town in Spain"

Only about 5,000 miles out  ::)


* I have an excuse

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2018, 12:42:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 14, 2018, 10:27:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2018, 08:11:57 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5723651/Fray-Bentos-redesigning-iconic-metal-tins-50-years-millennials-open-them.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5723651/Fray-Bentos-redesigning-iconic-metal-tins-50-years-millennials-open-them.html)

 facepalm:
I see your  facepalm: and raise you a doublefacepalm  Chris Evans on R2 this morning* referring to this story said "I know Fray Bentos is also a town in Spain"

Only about 5,000 miles out  ::)


* I have an excuse

* I heard it too... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2018, 08:08:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html)

 eeek:

Hang on, bolts through the neck....brought to life using electricity....

 rubschin:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Frankenstein%27s_monster_%28Boris_Karloff%29.jpg/800px-Frankenstein%27s_monster_%28Boris_Karloff%29.jpg)

 scared2:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2018, 07:46:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2018, 08:08:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html)

 eeek:

Hang on, bolts through the neck....brought to life using electricity....

 rubschin:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Frankenstein%27s_monster_%28Boris_Karloff%29.jpg/800px-Frankenstein%27s_monster_%28Boris_Karloff%29.jpg)

 scared2:
With a bucket as an optional extra?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2018, 08:23:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 16, 2018, 07:46:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2018, 08:08:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html)

 eeek:

Hang on, bolts through the neck....brought to life using electricity....

 rubschin:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Frankenstein%27s_monster_%28Boris_Karloff%29.jpg/800px-Frankenstein%27s_monster_%28Boris_Karloff%29.jpg)

 scared2:
With a bucket as an optional extra?

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2018, 02:36:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 16, 2018, 07:46:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2018, 08:08:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html)

 eeek:

Hang on, bolts through the neck....brought to life using electricity....

 rubschin:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Frankenstein%27s_monster_%28Boris_Karloff%29.jpg/800px-Frankenstein%27s_monster_%28Boris_Karloff%29.jpg)

 scared2:
With a bucket as an optional extra?

I thought the vacant expression seemed familiar...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2018, 02:37:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2018, 02:36:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 16, 2018, 07:46:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2018, 08:08:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html)

 eeek:

Hang on, bolts through the neck....brought to life using electricity....

 rubschin:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Frankenstein%27s_monster_%28Boris_Karloff%29.jpg/800px-Frankenstein%27s_monster_%28Boris_Karloff%29.jpg)

 scared2:
With a bucket as an optional extra?

I thought the vacant expression seemed familiar...  rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2018, 04:12:42 PM
There you go Wenchie - a real man!  :thumbsup:

Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (http://newsthump.com/2018/05/21/man-decides-to-keep-box-of-cables-hes-has-since-2002-for-another-year/?utm_source=NewsThump+Daily+Briefing&utm_campaign=873521f7a9-RSS_EMAIL_DAILYBRIEFING2&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_5c4292041a-873521f7a9-435949965)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2018, 04:24:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2018, 04:12:42 PM
There you go Wenchie - a real man!  :thumbsup:

Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (http://newsthump.com/2018/05/21/man-decides-to-keep-box-of-cables-hes-has-since-2002-for-another-year/?utm_source=NewsThump+Daily+Briefing&utm_campaign=873521f7a9-RSS_EMAIL_DAILYBRIEFING2&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_5c4292041a-873521f7a9-435949965)
Exactly, nowt wrong with that at all

The way I see it is she’s still got her wedding dress 41 years on so I can keep anything not so old wot I like

And I’ve got loads of SCART leads and a few are still in use
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2018, 04:34:27 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 21, 2018, 04:24:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2018, 04:12:42 PM
There you go Wenchie - a real man!  :thumbsup:

Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (http://newsthump.com/2018/05/21/man-decides-to-keep-box-of-cables-hes-has-since-2002-for-another-year/?utm_source=NewsThump+Daily+Briefing&utm_campaign=873521f7a9-RSS_EMAIL_DAILYBRIEFING2&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_5c4292041a-873521f7a9-435949965)
Exactly, nowt wrong with that at all

The way I see it is she’s still got her wedding dress 41 years on so I can keep anything not so old wot I like

And I’ve got loads of SCART leads and a few are still in use

SCART... and S-video...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2018, 04:35:32 PM
David Beckham under fire after tattooing himself during royal wedding (http://newsthump.com/2018/05/21/david-beckham-under-fire-after-tattooing-himself-during-royal-wedding/?utm_source=NewsThump+Daily+Briefing&utm_campaign=873521f7a9-RSS_EMAIL_DAILYBRIEFING2&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_5c4292041a-873521f7a9-435949965)


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2018, 06:24:16 PM
How is Wenchie...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2018, 08:56:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2018, 06:24:16 PM
How is Wenchie...?  rubschin:

Still hiding from you then...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2018, 03:02:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2018, 08:56:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2018, 06:24:16 PM
How is Wenchie...?  rubschin:

Still hiding from you then...  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2018, 04:00:43 AM
I may not know art, but I know that's shite...  noooo:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/sei_13487176.jpg?w=748&h=549&crop=1)


Quote
The artwork includes several giant heaps of poo in various shapes and sizes which visitors can only admire if they wear one of the 101 different naked suits offered by the collective.
Artist Florian Reither said: ‘In psychoanalysis it [a turd] is the first object you create and it’s the first present you present to your parents as a child, because you are very proud of this object you made.’

First object you create? First present for your parents? You are proud of it? What the fuck have you been smoking??? Not even Freud was that bloody strange.  noooo:

And not even being allowed to see this exhibit without wearing some nude suit?

Stop the train, I want to get off.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2018, 04:47:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2018, 04:00:43 AM
I may not know art, but I know that's shite...  noooo:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/sei_13487176.jpg?w=748&h=549&crop=1)


Quote
The artwork includes several giant heaps of poo in various shapes and sizes which visitors can only admire if they wear one of the 101 different naked suits offered by the collective.
Artist Florian Reither said: ‘In psychoanalysis it [a turd] is the first object you create and it’s the first present you present to your parents as a child, because you are very proud of this object you made.’

First object you create? First present for your parents? You are proud of it? What the fuck have you been smoking??? Not even Freud was that bloody strange.  noooo:

And not even being allowed to see this exhibit without wearing some nude suit?

Stop the train, I want to get off.

Utterly mental as are huge chunks of 'the arts' (although admittedly the media I read only highlights the mental stuff)...  ::)

I can't help but think that the taxpayer has somehow coughed up for this...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2018, 06:01:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2018, 04:47:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2018, 04:00:43 AM
I may not know art, but I know that's shite...  noooo:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/sei_13487176.jpg?w=748&h=549&crop=1)


Quote
The artwork includes several giant heaps of poo in various shapes and sizes which visitors can only admire if they wear one of the 101 different naked suits offered by the collective.
Artist Florian Reither said: ‘In psychoanalysis it [a turd] is the first object you create and it’s the first present you present to your parents as a child, because you are very proud of this object you made.’

First object you create? First present for your parents? You are proud of it? What the fuck have you been smoking??? Not even Freud was that bloody strange.  noooo:

And not even being allowed to see this exhibit without wearing some nude suit?

Stop the train, I want to get off.

Utterly mental as are huge chunks of 'the arts' (although admittedly the media I read only highlights the mental stuff)...  ::)

I can't help but think that the taxpayer has somehow coughed up for this...  noooo:


Is there a phlegm exhibit too? sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2018, 06:16:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2018, 06:01:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2018, 04:47:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2018, 04:00:43 AM
I may not know art, but I know that's shite...  noooo:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/sei_13487176.jpg?w=748&h=549&crop=1)


Quote
The artwork includes several giant heaps of poo in various shapes and sizes which visitors can only admire if they wear one of the 101 different naked suits offered by the collective.
Artist Florian Reither said: ‘In psychoanalysis it [a turd] is the first object you create and it’s the first present you present to your parents as a child, because you are very proud of this object you made.’

First object you create? First present for your parents? You are proud of it? What the fuck have you been smoking??? Not even Freud was that bloody strange.  noooo:

And not even being allowed to see this exhibit without wearing some nude suit?

Stop the train, I want to get off.

Utterly mental as are huge chunks of 'the arts' (although admittedly the media I read only highlights the mental stuff)...  ::)

I can't help but think that the taxpayer has somehow coughed up for this...  noooo:


Is there a phlegm exhibit too? sick2:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2018, 07:57:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2018, 06:16:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2018, 06:01:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2018, 04:47:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2018, 04:00:43 AM
I may not know art, but I know that's shite...  noooo:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/sei_13487176.jpg?w=748&h=549&crop=1)


Quote
The artwork includes several giant heaps of poo in various shapes and sizes which visitors can only admire if they wear one of the 101 different naked suits offered by the collective.
Artist Florian Reither said: ‘In psychoanalysis it [a turd] is the first object you create and it’s the first present you present to your parents as a child, because you are very proud of this object you made.’

First object you create? First present for your parents? You are proud of it? What the fuck have you been smoking??? Not even Freud was that bloody strange.  noooo:

And not even being allowed to see this exhibit without wearing some nude suit?

Stop the train, I want to get off.

Utterly mental as are huge chunks of 'the arts' (although admittedly the media I read only highlights the mental stuff)...  ::)

I can't help but think that the taxpayer has somehow coughed up for this...  noooo:


Is there a phlegm exhibit too? sick2:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

and bogies too
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2018, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 22, 2018, 07:57:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2018, 06:16:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2018, 06:01:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2018, 04:47:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2018, 04:00:43 AM
I may not know art, but I know that's shite...  noooo:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/sei_13487176.jpg?w=748&h=549&crop=1)


Quote
The artwork includes several giant heaps of poo in various shapes and sizes which visitors can only admire if they wear one of the 101 different naked suits offered by the collective.
Artist Florian Reither said: ‘In psychoanalysis it [a turd] is the first object you create and it’s the first present you present to your parents as a child, because you are very proud of this object you made.’

First object you create? First present for your parents? You are proud of it? What the fuck have you been smoking??? Not even Freud was that bloody strange.  noooo:

And not even being allowed to see this exhibit without wearing some nude suit?

Stop the train, I want to get off.

Utterly mental as are huge chunks of 'the arts' (although admittedly the media I read only highlights the mental stuff)...  ::)

I can't help but think that the taxpayer has somehow coughed up for this...  noooo:


Is there a phlegm exhibit too? sick2:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

and bogies too
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

That' s not funny. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2018, 06:14:06 PM
It is an exemplary turd, though.*







































*I once read a book about the subject  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2018, 10:25:38 AM
Facebook want us to send in nude photographs in order to protect us?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/23/facebook-wants-send-nudes-can-protect-7570275/#mv-b
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2018, 10:30:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2018, 10:25:38 AM
Facebook want us to send in nude photographs in order to protect us?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/23/facebook-wants-send-nudes-can-protect-7570275/#mv-b
Just how fucking stupid can Facebook get?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2018, 10:31:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2018, 10:25:38 AM
Facebook want us to send in nude photographs in order to protect us?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/23/facebook-wants-send-nudes-can-protect-7570275/#mv-b

WHat could possibly go wrong...? facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2018, 10:54:22 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 24, 2018, 10:30:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2018, 10:25:38 AM
Facebook want us to send in nude photographs in order to protect us?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/23/facebook-wants-send-nudes-can-protect-7570275/#mv-b
Just how fucking stupid can Facebook get?

No idea but I'd be curious to know how many Facebook users were gullible enough to send some in...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2018, 04:53:18 AM
Given how vicious and opportunistic the little bastards are around here this sounds like a brilliant idea  :thumbsup:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/23/restaurant-gives-diners-water-pistols-fight-off-chip-stealing-seagulls-7572602/#mv-a
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2018, 06:23:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2018, 04:53:18 AM
Given how vicious and opportunistic the little bastards are around here this sounds like a brilliant idea  :thumbsup:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/23/restaurant-gives-diners-water-pistols-fight-off-chip-stealing-seagulls-7572602/#mv-a

 happ096

No doubt some animal rights group will be up in arms about it... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2018, 12:09:04 PM
Words fail me...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/25/doctors-find-1kg-cannabis-shoved-inside-womans-vagina-7577447/

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2018, 12:46:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2018, 12:09:04 PM
Words fail me...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/25/doctors-find-1kg-cannabis-shoved-inside-womans-vagina-7577447/

A miracle!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2018, 12:55:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2018, 12:46:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2018, 12:09:04 PM
Words fail me...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/25/doctors-find-1kg-cannabis-shoved-inside-womans-vagina-7577447/

A miracle!  lol:
well something wizardly like will be involved
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 27, 2018, 07:32:18 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 25, 2018, 12:55:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2018, 12:46:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2018, 12:09:04 PM
Words fail me...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/25/doctors-find-1kg-cannabis-shoved-inside-womans-vagina-7577447/

A miracle!  lol:
well something wizardly like will be involved

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 27, 2018, 10:19:21 PM
 This'll take some beating as headline of the year!  (https://worldnews.guru/index.php/news/58134/Entertainment/May-25-2018/Harvey-Weinstein-will-not-go-down-without-a-fight)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2018, 04:28:51 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 27, 2018, 10:19:21 PM
This'll take some beating as headline of the year!  (https://worldnews.guru/index.php/news/58134/Entertainment/May-25-2018/Harvey-Weinstein-will-not-go-down-without-a-fight)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2018, 05:28:56 AM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2018, 08:43:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 28, 2018, 05:28:56 AM
facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol:  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2018, 01:03:52 PM
Why on earth would you want to shave your legs in the swimming pool  sick2:

Quote
One viewer said: ‘That is so disgusting. Imagine the inadvertent gulp of water that sometimes happens when you’re swimming.. with all the shaved hair in it.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/29/woman-filmed-shaving-legs-hotel-swimming-pool-7585769/

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2018, 01:28:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2018, 01:03:52 PM
Why on earth would you want to shave your legs in the swimming pool  sick2:

Quote
One viewer said: ‘That is so disgusting. Imagine the inadvertent gulp of water that sometimes happens when you’re swimming.. with all the shaved hair in it.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/29/woman-filmed-shaving-legs-hotel-swimming-pool-7585769/

Disgusterous!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2018, 01:33:49 PM
I am sure worse things get into swimming pool water  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2018, 01:39:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2018, 01:33:49 PM
I am sure worse things get into swimming pool water  whistle:

When Miss I goes for a swim like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2018, 01:40:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2018, 01:28:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2018, 01:03:52 PM
Why on earth would you want to shave your legs in the swimming pool  sick2:

Quote
One viewer said: ‘That is so disgusting. Imagine the inadvertent gulp of water that sometimes happens when you’re swimming.. with all the shaved hair in it.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/29/woman-filmed-shaving-legs-hotel-swimming-pool-7585769/

Disgusterous!  sick2:
scared2: scared2:

Not only that she appears to be the woman that started the great pie shortage crisis
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2018, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2018, 01:39:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2018, 01:33:49 PM
I am sure worse things get into swimming pool water  whistle:

When Miss I goes for a swim like...?  rubschin:

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2018, 01:45:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2018, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2018, 01:39:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2018, 01:33:49 PM
I am sure worse things get into swimming pool water  whistle:

When Miss I goes for a swim like...?  rubschin:

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

For crying out loud BM, you had to set Nick off didn't you. Old bugger is going to be crabby all day now...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2018, 01:48:19 PM
 Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2018, 03:05:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2018, 01:45:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2018, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2018, 01:39:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2018, 01:33:49 PM
I am sure worse things get into swimming pool water  whistle:

When Miss I goes for a swim like...?  rubschin:

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

For crying out loud BM, you had to set Nick off didn't you. Old bugger is going to be crabby all day now...  noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2018, 04:48:23 PM
I am in the wrong business

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.482d94b196be (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.482d94b196be)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2018, 04:51:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2018, 04:48:23 PM
I am in the wrong business

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.482d94b196be (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.482d94b196be)

We all are...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2018, 05:02:23 PM
[experimentally] Have you found Jesus?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2018, 05:06:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2018, 05:02:23 PM
[experimentally] Have you found Jesus?

I didn't know he was missing...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2018, 05:10:17 PM
Please send money for the search  angel1

Meanwhile

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5787337/Russian-journalist-shot-dead-home-Ukraine-turns-press-conference-ALIVE.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5787337/Russian-journalist-shot-dead-home-Ukraine-turns-press-conference-ALIVE.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 12:09:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2018, 04:48:23 PM
I am in the wrong business

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.482d94b196be (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.482d94b196be)

You need to be able to perform miracles to convince your flock to empty their wallets.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2018, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 12:09:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2018, 04:48:23 PM
I am in the wrong business

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.482d94b196be (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.482d94b196be)

You need to be able to perform miracles to convince your flock to empty their wallets.....  rubschin:

Like making a badger disappear...?  rubschin:

Or making the contents of your wallet disappear in a rug shop...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 12:25:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2018, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 12:09:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2018, 04:48:23 PM
I am in the wrong business

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.482d94b196be (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.482d94b196be)

You need to be able to perform miracles to convince your flock to empty their wallets.....  rubschin:

Like making a badger disappear...?  rubschin:

Or making the contents of your wallet disappear in a rug shop...?  whistle:

This may need a thread all of it's own...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2018, 02:57:36 PM
*its

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 03:51:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2018, 02:57:36 PM
*its

 cussing:

I know but couldn't resist the added grammar pedant irritation...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2018, 04:04:05 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 31, 2018, 05:05:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 03:51:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2018, 02:57:36 PM
*its

 cussing:

I know but couldn't resist the added grammar pedant irritation...  whistle:

 char048
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 09:07:34 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 31, 2018, 05:05:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 03:51:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2018, 02:57:36 PM
*its

 cussing:

I know but couldn't resist the added grammar pedant irritation...  whistle:

 char048

Considering I've had to override the spell/grammar check every time I've snuck one in over the last couple of months it's not exactly something you can do by mistake.  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 09:27:06 PM
You couldn't make this up, the agency responsible for the EU's new GDPR laws has itself broken the very regulations it created. However surprise, surprise, it is exempt from prosecution under those laws due to 'legal reasons'  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5790879/Embarrassing-leak-shows-EU-fallen-short-data-laws-publishing-700-records.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5790879/Embarrassing-leak-shows-EU-fallen-short-data-laws-publishing-700-records.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2018, 10:39:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 09:27:06 PM
You couldn't make this up, the agency responsible for the EU's new GDPR laws has itself broken the very regulations it created. However surprise, surprise, it is exempt from prosecution under those laws due to 'legal reasons'  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5790879/Embarrassing-leak-shows-EU-fallen-short-data-laws-publishing-700-records.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5790879/Embarrassing-leak-shows-EU-fallen-short-data-laws-publishing-700-records.html)
A mix of  lol: lol: lol:  and  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Somehow I'm guessing the details of how to find and contact Juncker were not divulged.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2018, 12:15:05 PM
WTF?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5799553/Aussie-jeweller-spends-15-years-crafting-diamond-encrusted-vibrator.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5799553/Aussie-jeweller-spends-15-years-crafting-diamond-encrusted-vibrator.html)

Once Apey gets over the shock from seeing the price tag I'm sure he'll think there are just too many jokes...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2018, 12:29:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2018, 12:15:05 PM
WTF?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5799553/Aussie-jeweller-spends-15-years-crafting-diamond-encrusted-vibrator.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5799553/Aussie-jeweller-spends-15-years-crafting-diamond-encrusted-vibrator.html)

Once Apey gets over the shock from seeing the price tag I'm sure he'll think there are just too many jokes...

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2018, 11:41:41 AM
As millionaire making ideas go, that has to be the dog's bollocks...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5801573/The-man-millionaire-inventing-fake-dog-testicles.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5801573/The-man-millionaire-inventing-fake-dog-testicles.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2018, 12:25:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2018, 11:41:41 AM
As millionaire making ideas go, that has to be the dog's bollocks...
drumroll:

Does the dog get a fake tongue to lick them with?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 08:32:28 AM
Fuckwit Bureau of Incompetence?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5803955/Off-duty-FBI-agents-gun-injures-one-firing-dance-floor-backflip.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5803955/Off-duty-FBI-agents-gun-injures-one-firing-dance-floor-backflip.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2018, 09:20:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 08:32:28 AM
Fuckwit Bureau of Incompetence?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5803955/Off-duty-FBI-agents-gun-injures-one-firing-dance-floor-backflip.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5803955/Off-duty-FBI-agents-gun-injures-one-firing-dance-floor-backflip.html)
noooo:  Not safe with scissors let alone guns
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 10:39:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 05, 2018, 09:20:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 08:32:28 AM
Fuckwit Bureau of Incompetence?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5803955/Off-duty-FBI-agents-gun-injures-one-firing-dance-floor-backflip.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5803955/Off-duty-FBI-agents-gun-injures-one-firing-dance-floor-backflip.html)
noooo:  Not safe with scissors let alone guns

Not even Baldymort could manage that...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 10:39:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 05, 2018, 09:20:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 08:32:28 AM
Fuckwit Bureau of Incompetence?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5803955/Off-duty-FBI-agents-gun-injures-one-firing-dance-floor-backflip.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5803955/Off-duty-FBI-agents-gun-injures-one-firing-dance-floor-backflip.html)
noooo:  Not safe with scissors let alone guns

Not even Baldymort could manage that...  noooo:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2018, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 10:39:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 05, 2018, 09:20:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 08:32:28 AM
Fuckwit Bureau of Incompetence?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5803955/Off-duty-FBI-agents-gun-injures-one-firing-dance-floor-backflip.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5803955/Off-duty-FBI-agents-gun-injures-one-firing-dance-floor-backflip.html)
noooo:  Not safe with scissors let alone guns

Not even Baldymort could manage that...  noooo:

 cloud9:

Well if you can miss with a shotgun while aiming....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 06:20:44 PM
Quote
BM is off the booze

 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 06:24:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2018, 06:20:44 PM
Quote
BM is off the booze

 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2018, 09:20:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2018, 06:20:44 PM
Quote
BM is off the booze

 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
And he's off McDees too

 rubschin: was he captured in New Zealand and replaced with a Android bucket man they sent back while aliens conduct horrid experiments on our Barman?  LL tired of all those looks when she smokes has got herself a Stepford BM 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 09:41:37 PM
Miss D kept quiet about the Russian branch of the family...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5808045/Man-finds-skull-garden-wife-reveal-husband-axed-death.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5808045/Man-finds-skull-garden-wife-reveal-husband-axed-death.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 09:50:39 PM
Cure constipation? Only if you eat it instead of shoving it up there...  eeek:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/sei_15450389.jpg?w=620&h=810&crop=1)

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/05/man-put-aubergine-inside-rectum-try-cure-constipation-7606720/#mv-b
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2018, 04:28:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 09:50:39 PM
Cure constipation? Only if you eat it instead of shoving it up there...  eeek:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/sei_15450389.jpg?w=620&h=810&crop=1)

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/05/man-put-aubergine-inside-rectum-try-cure-constipation-7606720/#mv-b

"to try to cure constipation", yeah right! happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2018, 07:22:33 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2018, 04:27:08 AM
https://gizmodo.com/texas-man-nearly-dies-after-being-bitten-by-severed-rat-1826617963 (https://gizmodo.com/texas-man-nearly-dies-after-being-bitten-by-severed-rat-1826617963)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2018, 04:32:42 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 07, 2018, 04:27:08 AM
https://gizmodo.com/texas-man-nearly-dies-after-being-bitten-by-severed-rat-1826617963 (https://gizmodo.com/texas-man-nearly-dies-after-being-bitten-by-severed-rat-1826617963)

 scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2018, 06:28:14 PM
The cynic in me wonders how long it will be before someone digs it up and drives it away...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5830347/Son-buries-father-brand-new-66-000-BMW-Nigeria.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5830347/Son-buries-father-brand-new-66-000-BMW-Nigeria.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2018, 06:36:57 PM
An art exhibition of a futuristic utopian society as created by Pornhub?

I would say TMJ but something tells me I've just inspired Apeys next comedy routine...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5829843/Pornhub-launch-art-exhibition-called-Pornhub-Nation-LA.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5829843/Pornhub-launch-art-exhibition-called-Pornhub-Nation-LA.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2018, 07:07:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2018, 06:28:14 PM
The cynic in me wonders how long it will be before someone digs it up and drives it away...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5830347/Son-buries-father-brand-new-66-000-BMW-Nigeria.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5830347/Son-buries-father-brand-new-66-000-BMW-Nigeria.html)

Nigeria? Feck off, they took the picture then chucked dad in the hole and drove off in the car... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2018, 08:58:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2018, 06:28:14 PM
The cynic in me wonders how long it will be before someone digs it up and drives it away...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5830347/Son-buries-father-brand-new-66-000-BMW-Nigeria.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5830347/Son-buries-father-brand-new-66-000-BMW-Nigeria.html)
half past last week I'd say
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2018, 08:59:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2018, 07:07:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2018, 06:28:14 PM
The cynic in me wonders how long it will be before someone digs it up and drives it away...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5830347/Son-buries-father-brand-new-66-000-BMW-Nigeria.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5830347/Son-buries-father-brand-new-66-000-BMW-Nigeria.html)

Nigeria? Feck off, they took the picture then chucked dad in the hole and drove off in the car... ::)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 04:00:50 PM
The Yanks again!
 
Anyone fancy a money-making trip to Northern Ireland or Scallypool?


(https://s15.postimg.cc/ttqc6jk5z/heaven.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ttqc6jk5z/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 04:07:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 04:00:50 PM
The Yanks again!
 
Anyone fancy a money-making trip to Northern Ireland or Scallypool?


(https://s15.postimg.cc/ttqc6jk5z/heaven.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ttqc6jk5z/)

 lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2018, 04:08:40 PM
Fascinating article.

"Jesus gave them [the tickets] to me behind the KFC"

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 04:10:14 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2018, 04:08:40 PM
Fascinating article.

"Jesus gave them [the tickets] to me behind the KFC"

 ;D ;D

He loves a bargain bucket that Jesus...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2018, 04:11:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 04:00:50 PM
The Yanks again!
 
Anyone fancy a money-making trip to Northern Ireland or Scallypool?


(https://s15.postimg.cc/ttqc6jk5z/heaven.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ttqc6jk5z/)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 04:12:08 PM
Will the second coming be at Maccy Ds?

He could bless one burger and feed 5000






































Nah, the franchisee would call the Plod before you could get there  noooo:






Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 04:21:23 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 04:12:08 PM
Will the second coming be at Maccy Ds?

He could bless one burger and feed 5000


Filet-o-fish.... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 04:23:49 PM
I heard God recently got an upgrade to junk food. He could even bless one of LL's pizzas and kill 5000  angel1

If he kept on blessing it would be like a new Flood. I hope he starts in Jockland  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 04:27:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 04:23:49 PM
I heard God recently got an upgrade to junk food. He could even bless one of LL's pizzas and kill 5000  angel1

If he kept on blessing it would be like a new Flood. I hope he starts in Jockland  eveilgrin:

Can fishes be halal...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 04:29:15 PM
Depends how you kill them. Pasties is the fish murderer round here................ Oh
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 04:30:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 04:29:15 PM
Depends how you kill them. Pasties is the fish murderer round here................ Oh

Don't you normally let them suffocate...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 04:31:47 PM
I have never knowingly killed a fish. Do you want to confess something?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 05:06:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 04:31:47 PM
I have never knowingly killed a fish. Do you want to confess something?

No... ::)

But they don't club them to death or slit their throats do they...?

So can they be halal...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 05:07:32 PM
Have you become a muslim?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 05:08:38 PM
My preferred method of killing a fish would be a shotgun.  Especially eels  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 05:13:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 05:07:32 PM
Have you become a muslim?  rubschin:

No. I dunno why I thought of it...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 05:14:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 05:08:38 PM
My preferred method of killing a fish would be a shotgun.  Especially eels  angel1

Nah, you'd just get wet - the shot is too light see...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 05:16:57 PM
I think aerial eel shooting could be fun.


PULL


And an eel flies past


Even you could hit a bit of it. Or could they do clay eels?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 05:16:57 PM
I think aerial eel shooting could be fun.


PULL


And an eel flies past


Even you could hit a bit of it. Or could they do clay eels?

Flying eels would work!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 05:21:17 PM
There could be munny in this!! :thumbsup:
(https://s15.postimg.cc/78zk1j2yf/eels-slippery-2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/78zk1j2yf/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 05:21:17 PM
There could be munny in this!! :thumbsup:
(https://s15.postimg.cc/78zk1j2yf/eels-slippery-2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/78zk1j2yf/)

Boom!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 06:13:29 PM
Apey owes you 10 Euros
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 06:15:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 06:13:29 PM
Apey owes you 10 Euros

I'll never see that...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 06:19:24 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2018, 06:31:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2018, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 05:16:57 PM
I think aerial eel shooting could be fun.


PULL


And an eel flies past


Even you could hit a bit of it. Or could they do clay eels?

Flying eels would work!  :thumbsup:
New Olympic sport:  Clay Eel shooting


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 06:34:13 PM
There could be munny in this  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2018, 09:38:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2018, 06:34:13 PM
There could be munny in this  :thumbsup:

Most of which would end up going straight to the insurance companies when they see your name and shotgun in the event description...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2018, 06:04:04 AM
https://inews.co.uk/news/beer-fizzy-drinks-crisis-low-supply-co2/ (https://inews.co.uk/news/beer-fizzy-drinks-crisis-low-supply-co2/)

 eeek:

I thought we had too much Carbon Dioxide  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2018, 06:08:05 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 20, 2018, 06:04:04 AM
https://inews.co.uk/news/beer-fizzy-drinks-crisis-low-supply-co2/ (https://inews.co.uk/news/beer-fizzy-drinks-crisis-low-supply-co2/)

 eeek:

I thought we had too much Carbon Dioxide  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2018, 04:50:47 PM
You drink WHAT????

 eeek:


 sick2:


 Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5848945/Woman-claims-drinking-dogs-URINE-helped-clear-acne-horrifying-video.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5848945/Woman-claims-drinking-dogs-URINE-helped-clear-acne-horrifying-video.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2018, 06:46:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2018, 04:50:47 PM
You drink WHAT????

 eeek:


 sick2:


 Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5848945/Woman-claims-drinking-dogs-URINE-helped-clear-acne-horrifying-video.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5848945/Woman-claims-drinking-dogs-URINE-helped-clear-acne-horrifying-video.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2018, 09:10:38 PM
If people were dumb enough to want to spend £20 for a little bottle of water with a hot dig in it for supposed health benefits, Mr Darwin sir, have you ever considered selling 'miracle turnip water' to the terminally gormless...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/25/someone-selling-hot-dog-water-21-prove-people-will-buy-anything-7657158/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2018, 11:45:43 PM
WTF?? Why the hell would you want to stick loads of needles into yourself...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F06%2F25%2F16%2F4D9D83F600000578-5883219-They_stuck_4_700_needles_into_her_skin_pictured_leaving_not_much-a-1_1529942352538.jpg&hash=d109ddfd6bff6d9a22ed334786031cd29b79bc1a)

Mr Darwin sir, I think you've managed to miss a few candidates..  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5883219/Melbourne-BDSM-needleplay-Jilf-stuck-4-7000-needles-partner-art.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5883219/Melbourne-BDSM-needleplay-Jilf-stuck-4-7000-needles-partner-art.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2018, 12:12:52 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2018, 03:58:51 AM
Mentals...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2018, 05:15:22 PM
Another parishoner from the Church of Nick...  noooo:

Drive a 2 wheel drive car on to a beach to park it even though there is a car park on the other side of the road behind the photographer...  Banghead

Come to think of it there is a charge for that car park during the season, could this mean there is some poor bastard who is related to both Padlock Pockets AND Nick???  eeek:

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/car-stuck-swanpool-beach-falmouth-1715031 (https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/car-stuck-swanpool-beach-falmouth-1715031)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2018, 05:19:44 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2018, 05:40:58 PM
In all honesty there seems to be so many parishoners that it may be worth giving them their own thread...  whistle:

After all, if you can have the Church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower and the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster then you can have the Church of the Ginger Shambles  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2018, 05:41:37 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2018, 04:59:41 AM
Harperson may be seen as not left wing enough? If this does end up being the case while I won't miss her in the slightest I dread to think what her replacement would be like..  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5894315/Hard-left-activists-ruling-body-Harriet-Harmans-constituency-Labour-party.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5894315/Hard-left-activists-ruling-body-Harriet-Harmans-constituency-Labour-party.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2018, 06:59:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2018, 04:59:41 AM
Harperson may be seen as not left wing enough? If this does end up being the case while I won't miss her in the slightest I dread to think what her replacement would be like..  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5894315/Hard-left-activists-ruling-body-Harriet-Harmans-constituency-Labour-party.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5894315/Hard-left-activists-ruling-body-Harriet-Harmans-constituency-Labour-party.html)
Hartman is OK. Not without flaws but better than 9 out of 10 politicians. Just not a leader

If they deselect her then we could see the Labour Party split gifting Weathervane another 5 years

nooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2018, 12:24:44 PM
Design a new chocolate bar for Cadbury? Sounds like a competition that Miss D could really get her teeth into...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5906399/Cadbury-offers-fans-chance-create-Dairy-Milk-chocolate-bar-time.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5906399/Cadbury-offers-fans-chance-create-Dairy-Milk-chocolate-bar-time.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2018, 05:16:26 PM
Grumpmeister: He reads the Daily Mail so you don't have to    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2018, 08:03:01 PM
 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2018, 08:15:32 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2018, 05:16:26 PM
Grumpmeister: He reads the Daily Mail so you don't have to    :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2018, 09:20:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2018, 08:15:32 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2018, 05:16:26 PM
Grumpmeister: He reads the Daily Mail so you don't have to    :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2018, 11:26:19 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2018, 05:16:26 PM
Grumpmeister: He reads the Daily Mail so you don't have to    :thumbsup:

I get a daily online news digest from The Mail, Express, Times, Guardian, New York Times, FT, Independent, Metro, Reuters, BBC, Fox, Sky and a couple of others.

I work on the basis that if a group of them have covered the same story then the truth is somewhere in between the articles.

Generally for stories of utter stupidity it's easier to take them from the Mail or the Metro.   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2018, 09:54:12 AM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/penis-size-study-cut-short-men-submit-cartoon-genitals-missouri-state-university-a8429456.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/penis-size-study-cut-short-men-submit-cartoon-genitals-missouri-state-university-a8429456.html)

"An academic has been forced to abandon research into how penis size affects a man’s life after participants submitted pictures of cartoon characters instead of their genitals."

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2018, 10:04:59 AM
(https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/s_fMnd781H00e8q1hRUATRnfqgI=/640x608/filters:fill(auto,1)/flying-dildo-597789e5d963ac00106d81c9.jpg)

https://www.ntnews.com.au/news/only-in-the-territory/flying-dildo-hits-bucks-party-guest-draws-blood/news-story/7c9019f08a7393d1bc93046150936781 (https://www.ntnews.com.au/news/only-in-the-territory/flying-dildo-hits-bucks-party-guest-draws-blood/news-story/7c9019f08a7393d1bc93046150936781)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2018, 10:08:41 AM
This kind of thing is becoming all too common  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2018, 10:19:54 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2018, 10:08:41 AM
This kind of thing is becoming all too common  noooo:
Who shall we blame it on?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2018, 10:20:30 AM
Boris  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2018, 10:40:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 04, 2018, 09:54:12 AM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/penis-size-study-cut-short-men-submit-cartoon-genitals-missouri-state-university-a8429456.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/penis-size-study-cut-short-men-submit-cartoon-genitals-missouri-state-university-a8429456.html)

"An academic has been forced to abandon research into how penis size affects a man’s life after participants submitted pictures of cartoon characters instead of their genitals."

happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2018, 10:42:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 04, 2018, 10:04:59 AM
(https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/s_fMnd781H00e8q1hRUATRnfqgI=/640x608/filters:fill(auto,1)/flying-dildo-597789e5d963ac00106d81c9.jpg)

https://www.ntnews.com.au/news/only-in-the-territory/flying-dildo-hits-bucks-party-guest-draws-blood/news-story/7c9019f08a7393d1bc93046150936781 (https://www.ntnews.com.au/news/only-in-the-territory/flying-dildo-hits-bucks-party-guest-draws-blood/news-story/7c9019f08a7393d1bc93046150936781)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2018, 06:57:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2018, 10:20:30 AM
Boris  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: he is to blame for everyfink
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2018, 07:12:40 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44783779 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44783779)

PayPal:  "You are in breach of condition 15.4(c) of your agreement with PayPal Credit as we have received notice that you are deceased... this breach is not capable of remedy."

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2018, 05:43:09 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 10, 2018, 07:12:40 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44783779 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44783779)

PayPal:  "You are in breach of condition 15.4(c) of your agreement with PayPal Credit as we have received notice that you are deceased... this breach is not capable of remedy."

facepalm:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2018, 07:01:49 PM
Juncker, sloshed or sciatica. What thinks you...?

http://youtu.be/hmU1mSPZNig (http://youtu.be/hmU1mSPZNig)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2018, 07:12:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2018, 07:01:49 PM
Druncker, sloshed or sciatica. What thinks you...?

http://youtu.be/hmU1mSPZNig (http://youtu.be/hmU1mSPZNig)

 rubschin:

FIFY...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2018, 07:15:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2018, 07:12:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2018, 07:01:49 PM
Druncker, sloshed or sciatica. What thinks you...?

http://youtu.be/hmU1mSPZNig (http://youtu.be/hmU1mSPZNig)

 rubschin:

FIFY...  whistle:

Must be another one of those things I'm too young to know about...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2018, 07:56:47 PM
As sciatic as a newt methinks
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2018, 08:20:40 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-5950691/Air-China-jet-plunged-25-000ft-pilot-vaping-cockpit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-5950691/Air-China-jet-plunged-25-000ft-pilot-vaping-cockpit.html)

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking..."

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2018, 08:27:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2018, 08:20:40 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-5950691/Air-China-jet-plunged-25-000ft-pilot-vaping-cockpit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-5950691/Air-China-jet-plunged-25-000ft-pilot-vaping-cockpit.html)

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking..."

 redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

I flew to China with Air China upstairs on a 747-400... No smoking signs everywhere.

As soon as we were off the ground at Heathrow the flight deck door burst open and the crew came out and sparked up!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2018, 04:36:45 PM
They've impounded the Apeymobile???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5951263/Stunned-police-pull-old-Peugeot-driver-sitting-upturned-BUCKET.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5951263/Stunned-police-pull-old-Peugeot-driver-sitting-upturned-BUCKET.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2018, 04:42:13 PM
Not so much a headline as an 'I could see this coming a mile off' response to Sadiq Khan giving permission for the Baby Trump balloon.

 lol:

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/giant-sadiq-khan-baby-balloon-to-fly-over-london (https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/giant-sadiq-khan-baby-balloon-to-fly-over-london)

Perhaps I'm being cynical though but something tells me that even if one is built they strangely enough won't get permission to fly it over London...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2018, 06:16:16 PM
 razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2018, 06:32:14 PM
I have to admit I'm considering throwing a tenner their way...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2018, 06:34:38 PM
Did I really hear that Gerry Adams is cross that someone dared to try to blow him up? Did they get the wrong Gerry Adams, or summat?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2018, 06:39:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 14, 2018, 06:34:38 PM
Did I really hear that Gerry Adams is cross that someone dared to try to blow him up? Did they get the wrong Gerry Adams, or summat?

If it wasn't for the fact that his grandchildren had been there at the time I'd have been amused by the irony.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2018, 06:48:01 PM
I had forgotten that the IRA were so careful about bombing only over--18s ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2018, 07:45:24 PM
Don't get me wrong. Personally I think that the shitehawk deserves to be force fed a couple of gallons of nitroglycerin before being thrown off a cliff. Its just unlike the IRA I don't believe in being a coward who targets children, even as collateral damage.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2018, 10:11:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2018, 04:42:13 PM
Not so much a headline as an 'I could see this coming a mile off' response to Sadiq Khan giving permission for the Baby Trump balloon.

 lol:

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/giant-sadiq-khan-baby-balloon-to-fly-over-london (https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/giant-sadiq-khan-baby-balloon-to-fly-over-london)

Perhaps I'm being cynical though but something tells me that even if one is built they strangely enough won't get permission to fly it over London...  rubschin:
Bet you they do
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 11:26:07 PM
While I always thought that the didgeridoo sounded like someone with a bad case of flatulence all I can say to this is what.............the.............fuck????  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/05/21/gay-porn-film-accused-of-racism-after-actors-have-sex-with-a-didgeridoo-6651187/

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 11:26:07 PM
While I always thought that the didgeridoo sounded like someone with a bad case of flatulence all I can say to this is what.............the.............fuck????  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/05/21/gay-porn-film-accused-of-racism-after-actors-have-sex-with-a-didgeridoo-6651187/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2018, 07:41:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 11:26:07 PM
While I always thought that the didgeridoo sounded like someone with a bad case of flatulence all I can say to this is what.............the.............fuck????  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/05/21/gay-porn-film-accused-of-racism-after-actors-have-sex-with-a-didgeridoo-6651187/

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2018, 07:43:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

When they say "scrapped" does that mean sold instead to a certain Med island that also drives on the left?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2018, 08:43:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2018, 07:43:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

When they say "scrapped" does that mean sold instead to a certain Med island that also drives on the left?

No, I think it means scrapyard->crusher->tin can...  noooo:

They could have at least made some money by selling them for £500 - £1000 sold as seen or donating them to colleges/universities running mechanics courses and claiming a tax write off.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2018, 09:59:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2018, 08:43:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2018, 07:43:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

When they say "scrapped" does that mean sold instead to a certain Med island that also drives on the left?

No, I think it means scrapyard->crusher->tin can...  noooo: . . .
Or just let LL drive them?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2018, 10:10:44 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2018, 09:59:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2018, 08:43:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2018, 07:43:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

When they say "scrapped" does that mean sold instead to a certain Med island that also drives on the left?

No, I think it means scrapyard->crusher->tin can...  noooo: . . .
Or just let LL drive them?

Don't think Cyprus has that many gateposts...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2018, 11:55:59 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2018, 01:47:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2018, 10:10:44 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2018, 09:59:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2018, 08:43:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2018, 07:43:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 08:23:37 PM
Looks like poor Padlock Pockets missed out on the chance of a bargain luxury Apeymobile...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5958601/BMWs-worth-11million-scrapped-filled-sand-port.html)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

When they say "scrapped" does that mean sold instead to a certain Med island that also drives on the left?

No, I think it means scrapyard->crusher->tin can...  noooo: . . .
Or just let LL drive them?

Don't think Cyprus has that many gateposts...  noooo:
Well it did before  . . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2018, 01:13:12 PM
Let me get this straight, you want to drink the decomposed liquid from inside a 3000 year old sarcophagus?  sick2:

Quote
‘We need to drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus in the form of some sort of carbonated energy drink so we can assume its powers and finally die.’

I can see the advert now... 'Deadbull give you plague'  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/20/people-want-to-drink-the-red-liquid-from-newly-opened-4000-year-old-sarcophagus-7740238/ (https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/20/people-want-to-drink-the-red-liquid-from-newly-opened-4000-year-old-sarcophagus-7740238/)

Over 100 people have signed up to this already...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.change.org/p/let-people-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus (https://www.change.org/p/let-people-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2018, 01:31:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2018, 01:13:12 PM
Let me get this straight, you want to drink the decomposed liquid from inside a 3000 year old sarcophagus?  sick2:

Quote
‘We need to drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus in the form of some sort of carbonated energy drink so we can assume its powers and finally die.’

I can see the advert now... 'Deadbull give you plague'  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/20/people-want-to-drink-the-red-liquid-from-newly-opened-4000-year-old-sarcophagus-7740238/ (https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/20/people-want-to-drink-the-red-liquid-from-newly-opened-4000-year-old-sarcophagus-7740238/)

Over 100 people have signed up to this already...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.change.org/p/let-people-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus (https://www.change.org/p/let-people-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus)
"Dreadbull"   lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2018, 10:48:12 AM
Would it be cruel to laugh at this arsehole.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5975359/Smashing-car-Lamborghini-driver-ends-cracking-windshield.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5975359/Smashing-car-Lamborghini-driver-ends-cracking-windshield.html)

Sod it  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2018, 11:38:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2018, 10:48:12 AM
Would it be cruel to laugh at this arsehole.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5975359/Smashing-car-Lamborghini-driver-ends-cracking-windshield.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5975359/Smashing-car-Lamborghini-driver-ends-cracking-windshield.html)

Sod it  happy001
  happy001  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2018, 12:37:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 21, 2018, 11:38:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2018, 10:48:12 AM
Would it be cruel to laugh at this arsehole.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5975359/Smashing-car-Lamborghini-driver-ends-cracking-windshield.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5975359/Smashing-car-Lamborghini-driver-ends-cracking-windshield.html)

Sod it  happy001
  happy001  happy001

What a cunt!   happy001  happy001  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2018, 06:07:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2018, 12:37:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 21, 2018, 11:38:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2018, 10:48:12 AM
Would it be cruel to laugh at this arsehole.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5975359/Smashing-car-Lamborghini-driver-ends-cracking-windshield.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5975359/Smashing-car-Lamborghini-driver-ends-cracking-windshield.html)

Sod it  happy001
  happy001  happy001

What a cunt!   happy001  happy001  happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Perhaps there is a God after all.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 12:59:08 AM
Kim and Kanye running America?? Ye Gods, I can see the reaction now...all of a sudden having Trump in the White House doesn't seem so bad....

The American dream used to be "Be all you can be", if she ends up as First Lady (and it will be the first time she's called a lady) the it will end up being "Be all you can be while on your back". Not to mention that Kanye by any reasonable description is a deranged narcissistic nutjob who makes Dubya look like a bloody Mensa candidate. noooo:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/kim-kardashian- (https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/kim-kardashian-)‘dreaming-of-being-the-next-first-lady-of-america’/ar-BBKThcr?ocid=spartandhp
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2018, 04:01:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 12:59:08 AM
Kim and Kanye running America?? Ye Gods, I can see the reaction now...all of a sudden having Trump in the White House doesn't seem so bad....

The American dream used to be "Be all you can be", if she ends up as First Lady (and it will be the first time she's called a lady) the it will end up being "Be all you can be while on your back". Not to mention that Kanye by any reasonable description is a deranged narcissistic nutjob who makes Dubya look like a bloody Mensa candidate. noooo:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/kim-kardashian- (https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/kim-kardashian-)‘dreaming-of-being-the-next-first-lady-of-america’/ar-BBKThcr?ocid=spartandhp

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2018, 08:55:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 12:59:08 AM
Kim and Kanye running America?? Ye Gods, I can see the reaction now...all of a sudden having Trump in the White House doesn't seem so bad....

The American dream used to be "Be all you can be", if she ends up as First Lady (and it will be the first time she's called a lady) the it will end up being "Be all you can be while on your back". Not to mention that Kanye by any reasonable description is a deranged narcissistic nutjob who makes Dubya look like a bloody Mensa candidate. noooo:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/kim-kardashian- (https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/kim-kardashian-)‘dreaming-of-being-the-next-first-lady-of-america’/ar-BBKThcr?ocid=spartandhp
After the last two years anything is possible
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 01:51:31 PM
Brut? Old Spice? Bloody hell, this could be the first time that Baldymort has been in fashion...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2018, 03:11:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 01:51:31 PM
Brut? Old Spice? Bloody hell, this could be the first time that Baldymort has been in fashion...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html)
facepalm:

Python's Rancid Polecat after shave anyone?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2018, 03:40:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 01:51:31 PM
Brut? Old Spice? Bloody hell, this could be the first time that Baldymort has been in fashion...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html)

Oi!  cussing:











I use that cheap Lidl stuff...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2018, 07:38:42 PM
Don't think I've done after shave since the 70s
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 08:18:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2018, 03:40:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 01:51:31 PM
Brut? Old Spice? Bloody hell, this could be the first time that Baldymort has been in fashion...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html)

Oi!  cussing:











I use that cheap Lidl stuff...  redface:

Oh well, maybe one day that Lidl's own brand will be seen as 'cool'....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2018, 04:03:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 08:18:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2018, 03:40:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 01:51:31 PM
Brut? Old Spice? Bloody hell, this could be the first time that Baldymort has been in fashion...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html)

Oi!  cussing:











I use that cheap Lidl stuff...  redface:

Oh well, maybe one day that Lidl's own brand will be seen as 'cool'....  rubschin:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2018, 12:15:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2018, 04:03:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 08:18:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2018, 03:40:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 01:51:31 PM
Brut? Old Spice? Bloody hell, this could be the first time that Baldymort has been in fashion...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html)

Oi!  cussing:











I use that cheap Lidl stuff...  redface:

Oh well, maybe one day that Lidl's own brand will be seen as 'cool'....  rubschin:

 cloud9:

Far, far, far, far into the future though...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2018, 06:31:36 PM
Why would you want to do that to yourself...  sick2:

Never realised you could be a glamour model for the blind....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5981859/Swedish-glamour-model-determined-achieve-worlds-BIGGEST-bottom.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5981859/Swedish-glamour-model-determined-achieve-worlds-BIGGEST-bottom.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2018, 09:01:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2018, 06:31:36 PM
Why would you want to do that to yourself...  sick2:

Never realised you could be a glamour model for the blind....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5981859/Swedish-glamour-model-determined-achieve-worlds-BIGGEST-bottom.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5981859/Swedish-glamour-model-determined-achieve-worlds-BIGGEST-bottom.html)
sick2: sick2: sick2:

enough to warp tiny little minds
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2018, 04:20:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2018, 06:31:36 PM
Why would you want to do that to yourself...  sick2:

Never realised you could be a glamour model for the blind....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5981859/Swedish-glamour-model-determined-achieve-worlds-BIGGEST-bottom.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5981859/Swedish-glamour-model-determined-achieve-worlds-BIGGEST-bottom.html)

Ugh!  sick2:

I actually saw one similar in Lidl the other day - she could have carried a tea tray on it loaded with a teapot, cups, milk and sugar...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2018, 11:03:48 PM
I've always wondered what would happen if you managed to really piss off a Buddhist monk....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/24/buddhist-monk-enough-tourist-attraction-7753691/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2018, 03:09:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2018, 11:03:48 PM
I've always wondered what would happen if you managed to really piss off a Buddhist monk....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/24/buddhist-monk-enough-tourist-attraction-7753691/

 lol: lol: lol:

At least he didn't set light to himself...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2018, 05:48:38 PM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6886749/goat-yoga-kate-beckinsale-michael-sheen/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6886749/goat-yoga-kate-beckinsale-michael-sheen/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2018, 10:57:50 AM
They could always consolidate their debts into a single loan....  whistle:

https://www.express.co.uk/finance/city/999002/wonga-pay-day-loans-company-emergency-cash-injection-britain (https://www.express.co.uk/finance/city/999002/wonga-pay-day-loans-company-emergency-cash-injection-britain)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2018, 11:12:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2018, 10:57:50 AM
They could always consolidate their debts into a single loan....  whistle:

https://www.express.co.uk/finance/city/999002/wonga-pay-day-loans-company-emergency-cash-injection-britain (https://www.express.co.uk/finance/city/999002/wonga-pay-day-loans-company-emergency-cash-injection-britain)
lol: lol: lol:


Somehow it's "you're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing anymore Wonga' that's popped into my ears
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2018, 05:37:15 PM
http://www.pressreader.com/uk/sunday-sport/20180805/282179356901659 (http://www.pressreader.com/uk/sunday-sport/20180805/282179356901659)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2018, 08:40:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 05, 2018, 05:37:15 PM
http://www.pressreader.com/uk/sunday-sport/20180805/282179356901659 (http://www.pressreader.com/uk/sunday-sport/20180805/282179356901659)
lol: lol: lol:

but  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2018, 02:56:11 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 05, 2018, 11:12:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2018, 10:57:50 AM
They could always consolidate their debts into a single loan....  whistle:

https://www.express.co.uk/finance/city/999002/wonga-pay-day-loans-company-emergency-cash-injection-britain (https://www.express.co.uk/finance/city/999002/wonga-pay-day-loans-company-emergency-cash-injection-britain)
lol: lol: lol:


Somehow it's "you're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing anymore Wonga' that's popped into my ears

Don't know why but when I saw the headline I had an image of a Wonga employee on the phone to one of their competitors going "I'd like to borrow £10million..."  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 07:56:41 PM
Sounds like the perfect place for Nick and BM...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/07/chuckle-brothers-5-25-million-mansion-raffle-tickets-just-13-50-7810851/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2018, 08:03:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 07:56:41 PM
Sounds like the perfect place for Nick and BM...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/07/chuckle-brothers-5-25-million-mansion-raffle-tickets-just-13-50-7810851/
How the flying fuck can "prior to Queen Elizabeth I becoming Queen, she stayed at the house due to its convenient location halfway between royal residence Hatfield House and London." be true of a house built 167 years after her death?

Fantastic Headline?  Fuckwit copywriter more likely

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 08:05:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 07, 2018, 08:03:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 07:56:41 PM
Sounds like the perfect place for Nick and BM...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/07/chuckle-brothers-5-25-million-mansion-raffle-tickets-just-13-50-7810851/
How the flying fuck can "prior to Queen Elizabeth I becoming Queen, she stayed at the house due to its convenient location halfway between royal residence Hatfield House and London." be true of a house built 167 years after her death?

Fantastic Headline?  Fuckwit copywriter more likely

I did wonder how long it would take for someone to pick that up...  noooo: If not fuckwit copywriter then shite history GCSE  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2018, 08:11:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 08:05:55 PM
I did wonder how long it would take for someone to pick that up... .
You are Capt Mainwaring and I claim my 5 shillings
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 08:15:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 07, 2018, 08:11:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 08:05:55 PM
I did wonder how long it would take for someone to pick that up... .
You are Capt Mainwaring and I claim my 5 shillings

You can't have 5 shillings I'm afraid but you do get this stylish T-shirt...  whistle:

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKwFGNouVCrmUH1xtH-XkUvpBbuwv2FCwNePR81hcdUj1HBIfV)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2018, 08:42:07 PM
  angry041:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 08:49:16 PM
Mr Darwin sir is the only one around here with shillings, the rest of us went decimal donkeys years ago...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2018, 02:59:36 AM
So the Beeb is forking out on VR headsets for people to use during the Proms. Wonder how many they will get back at the end of it...  rubschin:

BM could have had a set for free if he was over here...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6037457/BBC-Proms-goers-given-virtual-reality-headsets-World-War.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6037457/BBC-Proms-goers-given-virtual-reality-headsets-World-War.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2018, 05:06:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2018, 02:59:36 AM
So the Beeb is forking out on VR headsets for people to use during the Proms. Wonder how many they will get back at the end of it...  rubschin:

BM could have had a set for free if he was over here...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6037457/BBC-Proms-goers-given-virtual-reality-headsets-World-War.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6037457/BBC-Proms-goers-given-virtual-reality-headsets-World-War.html)

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2018, 06:29:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2018, 05:06:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2018, 02:59:36 AM
So the Beeb is forking out on VR headsets for people to use during the Proms. Wonder how many they will get back at the end of it...  rubschin:

BM could have had a set for free if he was over here...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6037457/BBC-Proms-goers-given-virtual-reality-headsets-World-War.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6037457/BBC-Proms-goers-given-virtual-reality-headsets-World-War.html)

 sad32: sad32: sad32:

I'm guessing that means the cost of the flights would have been less than what you forked out for the headset...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2018, 06:36:10 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/05/fly-single-handedly-ruined-domino-world-record-attempt-7799849/

I know I'm a bad person after all the effort they must have put in but...  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2018, 06:37:56 AM
The cynic in me thinks that the spirit that she has clearly been swallowing in great quantities isn't the sort she is talking about...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/06/woman-who-is-in-love-with-a-ghost-now-wants-to-have-babies-with-him-7805479/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2018, 07:30:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2018, 06:36:10 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/05/fly-single-handedly-ruined-domino-world-record-attempt-7799849/

I know I'm a bad person after all the effort they must have put in but...  happy001

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2018, 07:31:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2018, 06:37:56 AM
The cynic in me thinks that the spirit that she has clearly been swallowing in great quantities isn't the sort she is talking about...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/06/woman-who-is-in-love-with-a-ghost-now-wants-to-have-babies-with-him-7805479/

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2018, 08:50:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2018, 07:30:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2018, 06:36:10 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/05/fly-single-handedly-ruined-domino-world-record-attempt-7799849/

I know I'm a bad person after all the effort they must have put in but...  happy001

happy001
lol: lol: lol:

FFS you'd think they'd put in retractable breaks to prevent such.  But then if you think the meaning of life is domino toppling I guess grey matter isn't your strong suit
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2018, 08:51:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2018, 07:31:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2018, 06:37:56 AM
The cynic in me thinks that the spirit that she has clearly been swallowing in great quantities isn't the sort she is talking about...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/06/woman-who-is-in-love-with-a-ghost-now-wants-to-have-babies-with-him-7805479/

 whacky115
whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2018, 03:49:07 AM
TMJ's...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/09/man-shoves-live-crabs-down-his-trousers-to-steal-them-from-restaurant-7817694/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2018, 03:52:11 AM
Well that's one way to defer an argument...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/10/soldier-gives-friend-grenade-pulls-pin-runs-away-holding-safety-lever-7821705/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2018, 06:05:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2018, 03:52:11 AM
Well that's one way to defer an argument...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/10/soldier-gives-friend-grenade-pulls-pin-runs-away-holding-safety-lever-7821705/

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2018, 06:07:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 11, 2018, 06:05:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2018, 03:52:11 AM
Well that's one way to defer an argument...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/10/soldier-gives-friend-grenade-pulls-pin-runs-away-holding-safety-lever-7821705/

 lol: lol: lol:

No that doesn't mean you can do the same thing to Apey...  noooo:




You'd probably drop the bloody thing and scare the poor bugger witless...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2018, 12:51:11 AM
Or on the other hand Jimmy it could just be that Falmouth is full of people who find you about as amusing as a case of genital warts and were less than impressed about your childish temper tantrum concerning the Redruth hotel. As far as not advertising the show goes that has to be one of the most petulant cretinous arguments I've ever heard given that from an economical standpoint it makes no sense to sabotage a show like that as they would end up making a loss. Not to mention the fact that even though I hadn't been paying attention to the upcoming events over the last couple of months I knew that you had a show there so if they weren't advertising that must make me a bleedin' psychic.

The Princess Pavillion may not be the largest and most prestigious venue in Cornwall but it still manages to get a decent number of acts in every year, strange how not only have none of them have had a reason to complain they have all complemented the site, staff and facilities.

Petulant arsehole.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2018, 04:35:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2018, 12:51:11 AM
Or on the other hand Jimmy it could just be that Falmouth is full of people who find you about as amusing as a case of genital warts and were less than impressed about your childish temper tantrum concerning the Redruth hotel. As far as not advertising the show goes that has to be one of the most petulant cretinous arguments I've ever heard given that from an economical standpoint it makes no sense to sabotage a show like that as they would end up making a loss. Not to mention the fact that even though I hadn't been paying attention to the upcoming events over the last couple of months I knew that you had a show there so if they weren't advertising that must make me a bleedin' psychic.

The Princess Pavillion may not be the largest and most prestigious venue in Cornwall but it still manages to get a decent number of acts in every year, strange how not only have none of them have had a reason to complain they have all complemented the site, staff and facilities.

Petulant arsehole.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html)

I can't imagine his act is 'funny' any longer... When I was a kid his jokes about Chalkie White were hilarious... what can he joke about now...?

Time to move to Cornwall and retire methinks...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2018, 05:58:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2018, 04:35:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2018, 12:51:11 AM
Or on the other hand Jimmy it could just be that Falmouth is full of people who find you about as amusing as a case of genital warts and were less than impressed about your childish temper tantrum concerning the Redruth hotel. As far as not advertising the show goes that has to be one of the most petulant cretinous arguments I've ever heard given that from an economical standpoint it makes no sense to sabotage a show like that as they would end up making a loss. Not to mention the fact that even though I hadn't been paying attention to the upcoming events over the last couple of months I knew that you had a show there so if they weren't advertising that must make me a bleedin' psychic.

The Princess Pavillion may not be the largest and most prestigious venue in Cornwall but it still manages to get a decent number of acts in every year, strange how not only have none of them have had a reason to complain they have all complemented the site, staff and facilities.

Petulant arsehole.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html)

I can't imagine his act is 'funny' any longer... When I was a kid his jokes about Chalkie White were hilarious... what can he joke about now...?

Time to move to Cornwall and retire methinks...

More of a chance of him retiring in Cyprus after that gig methinks...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2018, 05:59:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2018, 05:58:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2018, 04:35:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2018, 12:51:11 AM
Or on the other hand Jimmy it could just be that Falmouth is full of people who find you about as amusing as a case of genital warts and were less than impressed about your childish temper tantrum concerning the Redruth hotel. As far as not advertising the show goes that has to be one of the most petulant cretinous arguments I've ever heard given that from an economical standpoint it makes no sense to sabotage a show like that as they would end up making a loss. Not to mention the fact that even though I hadn't been paying attention to the upcoming events over the last couple of months I knew that you had a show there so if they weren't advertising that must make me a bleedin' psychic.

The Princess Pavillion may not be the largest and most prestigious venue in Cornwall but it still manages to get a decent number of acts in every year, strange how not only have none of them have had a reason to complain they have all complemented the site, staff and facilities.

Petulant arsehole.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html)

I can't imagine his act is 'funny' any longer... When I was a kid his jokes about Chalkie White were hilarious... what can he joke about now...?

Time to move to Cornwall and retire methinks...

More of a chance of him retiring in Cyprus after that gig methinks...  whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2018, 07:05:38 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/10/driving-me-nuts-german-police-rescue-man-baby-squirrel?CMP=share_btn_fb (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/10/driving-me-nuts-german-police-rescue-man-baby-squirrel?CMP=share_btn_fb)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2018, 07:09:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 12, 2018, 07:05:38 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/10/driving-me-nuts-german-police-rescue-man-baby-squirrel?CMP=share_btn_fb (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/10/driving-me-nuts-german-police-rescue-man-baby-squirrel?CMP=share_btn_fb)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2018, 02:37:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2018, 07:09:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 12, 2018, 07:05:38 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/10/driving-me-nuts-german-police-rescue-man-baby-squirrel?CMP=share_btn_fb (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/10/driving-me-nuts-german-police-rescue-man-baby-squirrel?CMP=share_btn_fb)

 noooo:

It's almost as if the world is becoming conditioned to run away from helpess gingers...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2018, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2018, 02:37:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2018, 07:09:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 12, 2018, 07:05:38 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/10/driving-me-nuts-german-police-rescue-man-baby-squirrel?CMP=share_btn_fb (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/10/driving-me-nuts-german-police-rescue-man-baby-squirrel?CMP=share_btn_fb)

 noooo:

It's almost as if the world is becoming conditioned to run away from helpess gingers...  rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2018, 06:13:41 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2018, 05:39:02 PM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/firefighters-called-to-rescue-foulmouthed-parrot-from-roof-of-london-home-a3910341.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/firefighters-called-to-rescue-foulmouthed-parrot-from-roof-of-london-home-a3910341.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 13, 2018, 05:55:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 13, 2018, 05:39:02 PM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/firefighters-called-to-rescue-foulmouthed-parrot-from-roof-of-london-home-a3910341.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/firefighters-called-to-rescue-foulmouthed-parrot-from-roof-of-london-home-a3910341.html)
:thumbsup: excellent
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2018, 06:42:23 PM
TMR could bag himself a new car...  :thumbsup:

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1003306/smallest-cars-world-auction-UK-Zele-1000-ACOMA-Mini-Comtesse (https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1003306/smallest-cars-world-auction-UK-Zele-1000-ACOMA-Mini-Comtesse)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2018, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2018, 06:42:23 PM
TMR could bag himself a new car...  :thumbsup:

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1003306/smallest-cars-world-auction-UK-Zele-1000-ACOMA-Mini-Comtesse (https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1003306/smallest-cars-world-auction-UK-Zele-1000-ACOMA-Mini-Comtesse)
Has TMR been seen lately?

Like ever since a baggage handler nicked an aeroplane and did loops and barrel rolls over Seattle and then crashed it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2018, 08:57:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 14, 2018, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2018, 06:42:23 PM
TMR could bag himself a new car...  :thumbsup:

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1003306/smallest-cars-world-auction-UK-Zele-1000-ACOMA-Mini-Comtesse (https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1003306/smallest-cars-world-auction-UK-Zele-1000-ACOMA-Mini-Comtesse)
Has TMR been seen lately?

Like ever since a baggage handler nicked an aeroplane and did loops and barrel rolls over Seattle and then crashed it

Don't worry TMR will be safe. Have you seen the cockpit layout for one of those aircraft, he wouldn't be able to see over the instrument panel to take off.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2018, 09:29:16 PM
Anyone fancy a shot at being Scarlett Johansen's arse double for the next Avengers film...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/17/avengers-infinity-war-put-booty-call-butt-doubles-roughly-measuring-scarlett-johansson-7850158/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2018, 12:50:55 AM
Pastafarianism is not a religion? Infidels!! Heretics!!  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/17/worshipping-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-not-a-religion-court-rules-7852078/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2018, 06:50:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2018, 12:50:55 AM
Pastafarianism is not a religion? Infidels!! Heretics!!  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/17/worshipping-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-not-a-religion-court-rules-7852078/

 lol: lol: lol:

What exactly is a 'real' religion...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2018, 07:04:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2018, 06:50:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2018, 12:50:55 AM
Pastafarianism is not a religion? Infidels!! Heretics!!  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/17/worshipping-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-not-a-religion-court-rules-7852078/

 lol: lol: lol:

What exactly is a 'real' religion...?  rubschin:

I put more stock in Pastafarianism than I do most religions, although their definition of heaven may have something to do with that...   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2018, 12:20:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2018, 06:50:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2018, 12:50:55 AM
Pastafarianism is not a religion? Infidels!! Heretics!!  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/17/worshipping-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-not-a-religion-court-rules-7852078/

 lol: lol: lol:

What exactly is a 'real' religion...?  rubschin:

Collapso?


McDees?


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2018, 01:13:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 18, 2018, 12:20:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2018, 06:50:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2018, 12:50:55 AM
Pastafarianism is not a religion? Infidels!! Heretics!!  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/17/worshipping-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-not-a-religion-court-rules-7852078/

 lol: lol: lol:

What exactly is a 'real' religion...?  rubschin:

Collapso?


McDees?

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2018, 02:03:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2018, 01:13:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 18, 2018, 12:20:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2018, 06:50:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2018, 12:50:55 AM
Pastafarianism is not a religion? Infidels!! Heretics!!  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/17/worshipping-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-not-a-religion-court-rules-7852078/

 lol: lol: lol:

What exactly is a 'real' religion...?  rubschin:

Collapso?


McDees?

 :thumbsup:

The Church of the Falling Gubtechie Monster you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2018, 02:54:36 AM
Mr Darwin sir is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd man....  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/19/hiker-taken-to-hospital-after-being-hit-by-falling-sheep-7858460/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2018, 08:42:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2018, 06:50:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2018, 12:50:55 AM
Pastafarianism is not a religion? Infidels!! Heretics!!  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/17/worshipping-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-not-a-religion-court-rules-7852078/ (https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/17/worshipping-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-not-a-religion-court-rules-7852078/)

 lol: lol: lol:

What exactly is a 'real' religion...?  rubschin:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Frisbeetarianism (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Frisbeetarianism)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2018, 08:52:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2018, 02:54:36 AM
Mr Darwin sir is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd man....  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/19/hiker-taken-to-hospital-after-being-hit-by-falling-sheep-7858460/
eeek:

Well that pulled the wool over his eyes then
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2018, 11:17:15 AM
Of course I've been the epitome of tact and diplomacy during the furore here and haven't been making comments to those easy to wind up locals that it's better on top...  angel1

That's my story m'lud and I'm sticking to it...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6094831/Over-Cornish-Pasties-shop-Callington-Cornwall-slammed-crimping-pastry-top.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6094831/Over-Cornish-Pasties-shop-Callington-Cornwall-slammed-crimping-pastry-top.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2018, 11:53:44 AM
Dear God, what the hell possesses a person to do something like this... shocked003 shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/man-pushes-15-boiled-eggs-up-rectum-and-tears-intestines-7880232/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2018, 11:56:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2018, 11:53:44 AM
Dear God, what the hell possesses a person to do something like this... shocked003 shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/man-pushes-15-boiled-eggs-up-rectum-and-tears-intestines-7880232/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2018, 12:00:41 PM
You blew a hundred grand on having that done to you?? And perfect look for who, Stevie Wonder? Christ she looks like the love child of Pennywise and the bride of Chucky...  eeek:

Well I suppose it will save her having to get a costume for Halloween...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/23/mum-spends-10000-to-look-like-real-life-sex-doll-after-being-dumped-7875413/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 25, 2018, 12:04:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2018, 11:56:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2018, 11:53:44 AM
Dear God, what the hell possesses a person to do something like this... shocked003 shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/man-pushes-15-boiled-eggs-up-rectum-and-tears-intestines-7880232/

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

I wonder why they didn't let Darwinism take its course
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2018, 12:08:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 25, 2018, 12:04:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2018, 11:56:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2018, 11:53:44 AM
Dear God, what the hell possesses a person to do something like this... shocked003 shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/man-pushes-15-boiled-eggs-up-rectum-and-tears-intestines-7880232/

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

I wonder why they didn't let Darwinism take its course

There are some things that even Mr Darwin sir won't touch, I suspect that this was a case of Mr Darwin sir's manism...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 25, 2018, 12:08:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2018, 12:00:41 PM
You blew a hundred grand on having that done to you?? And perfect look for who, Stevie Wonder? Christ she looks like the love child of Pennywise and the bride of Chucky...  eeek:

Well I suppose it will save her having to get a costume for Halloween...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/23/mum-spends-10000-to-look-like-real-life-sex-doll-after-being-dumped-7875413/
noooo: noooo: noooo:

but seems it was only 10 grand to end up looking even less shaggable than the back of a bus

I can just about understand why some people after a break up are that effin stupid but what sort of bastard takes her money to mess her about like that with a knife?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 25, 2018, 12:09:39 PM
From the sidebar of your story

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/couple-trying-to-conceive-for-four-years-had-mistakenly-been-having-anal-sex-7877868/

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2018, 12:11:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 25, 2018, 12:09:39 PM
From the sidebar of your story

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/couple-trying-to-conceive-for-four-years-had-mistakenly-been-having-anal-sex-7877868/

happy002

Stupid arseholes, the pair of them  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2018, 08:57:00 PM
Sounds like the sort of thing that Nick would do...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6099321/Woman-reveals-horror-boyfriend-mistook-electric-lint-remover-SEX-TOY.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6099321/Woman-reveals-horror-boyfriend-mistook-electric-lint-remover-SEX-TOY.html)

That Deep Heat story though....  shocked003
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2018, 09:44:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2018, 08:57:00 PM
Sounds like the sort of thing that Nick would do...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6099321/Woman-reveals-horror-boyfriend-mistook-electric-lint-remover-SEX-TOY.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6099321/Woman-reveals-horror-boyfriend-mistook-electric-lint-remover-SEX-TOY.html)

That Deep Heat story though....  shocked003
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 08:03:08 AM
Given my normal daily coffee intake does this mean I'm now immortal?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6103677/How-six-cups-coffee-day-help-live-longer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6103677/How-six-cups-coffee-day-help-live-longer.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2018, 09:10:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 08:03:08 AM
Given my normal daily coffee intake does this mean I'm now immortal?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6103677/How-six-cups-coffee-day-help-live-longer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6103677/How-six-cups-coffee-day-help-live-longer.html)
Well maybe don't stand in front of elephants being chased by bees but otherwise  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2018, 10:21:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 08:03:08 AM
Given my normal daily coffee intake does this mean I'm now immortal?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6103677/How-six-cups-coffee-day-help-live-longer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6103677/How-six-cups-coffee-day-help-live-longer.html)

It will be deadly tomorrow... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2018, 02:36:49 PM
Like those quacks who say red wine is good for you and the other quacks who say there is no safe level of alcohol intake  ::)   ::)It's August. This nonsense will soon pass. Meanwhile   eastdrink048
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2018, 02:53:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2018, 02:36:49 PM
Like those quacks who say red wine is good for you and the other quacks who say there is no safe level of alcohol intake  ::)   ::)It's August. This nonsense will soon pass. Meanwhile   eastdrink048

Cheers!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 08:45:44 PM
Such poise, such grace, such rhythm, she reminds me of someone but I just can't put my finger on it...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6105345/Is-Maybot-Britains-new-dance-craze-Theresa-DANCES-school-children.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6105345/Is-Maybot-Britains-new-dance-craze-Theresa-DANCES-school-children.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 08:53:02 PM
Perfect choice of song I'd have said...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/28/busker-chooses-wrong-song-to-sing-in-front-of-primark-as-it-burns-in-belfast-7890459/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2018, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 08:53:02 PM
Perfect choice of song I'd have said...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/28/busker-chooses-wrong-song-to-sing-in-front-of-primark-as-it-burns-in-belfast-7890459/
noooo:

Light my Fire by the Doors?

Burning down the House - Talking Heads

We didn't start the Fire - Billy Joel
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 09:31:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 28, 2018, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 08:53:02 PM
Perfect choice of song I'd have said...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/28/busker-chooses-wrong-song-to-sing-in-front-of-primark-as-it-burns-in-belfast-7890459/
noooo:

Light my Fire by the Doors?

Burning down the House - Talking Heads

We didn't start the Fire - Billy Joel

Those are the ones I'd have followed up with...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 02:50:08 PM
Who on earth would want to use one of these anyway?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6113915/Feminists-vandalise-sexist-street-urinals-Paris-breastfeeding-public-scorned.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6113915/Feminists-vandalise-sexist-street-urinals-Paris-breastfeeding-public-scorned.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2018, 03:14:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 02:50:08 PM
Who on earth would want to use one of these anyway?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6113915/Feminists-vandalise-sexist-street-urinals-Paris-breastfeeding-public-scorned.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6113915/Feminists-vandalise-sexist-street-urinals-Paris-breastfeeding-public-scorned.html)

The femanazis are completely mental but, yeah, who would want to piss in one of those...?  noooo:

What the hell was up with the Pissoir...? shrugs:


(https://s22.postimg.cc/ixe0p3dpp/799px-_Vespasienne_Large.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ixe0p3dpp/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 03:45:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 30, 2018, 03:14:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 02:50:08 PM
Who on earth would want to use one of these anyway?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6113915/Feminists-vandalise-sexist-street-urinals-Paris-breastfeeding-public-scorned.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6113915/Feminists-vandalise-sexist-street-urinals-Paris-breastfeeding-public-scorned.html)

The femanazis are completely mental but, yeah, who would want to piss in one of those...?  noooo:

What the hell was up with the Pissoir...? shrugs:


(https://s22.postimg.cc/ixe0p3dpp/799px-_Vespasienne_Large.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ixe0p3dpp/)

I'd hazard a guess that the designers were just taking the piss...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2018, 04:23:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 03:45:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 30, 2018, 03:14:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 02:50:08 PM
Who on earth would want to use one of these anyway?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6113915/Feminists-vandalise-sexist-street-urinals-Paris-breastfeeding-public-scorned.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6113915/Feminists-vandalise-sexist-street-urinals-Paris-breastfeeding-public-scorned.html)

The femanazis are completely mental but, yeah, who would want to piss in one of those...?  noooo:

What the hell was up with the Pissoir...? shrugs:


(https://s22.postimg.cc/ixe0p3dpp/799px-_Vespasienne_Large.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ixe0p3dpp/)

I'd hazard a guess that the designers were just taking the piss...  redface:

horn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 09:34:54 PM
Perhaps I'm being cynical and argumentative Jamie but I'd say that your financial woes were far more likely down to customers just not being interested in going to your restaurants than Brexit and high steak costs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6114899/Jamie-Oliver-says-just-two-hours-save-troubled-restaurant-chain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6114899/Jamie-Oliver-says-just-two-hours-save-troubled-restaurant-chain.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2018, 10:10:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 09:34:54 PM
Perhaps I'm being cynical and argumentative Jamie but I'd say that your financial woes were far more likely down to customers just not being interested in going to your restaurants than Brexit and high steak costs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6114899/Jamie-Oliver-says-just-two-hours-save-troubled-restaurant-chain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6114899/Jamie-Oliver-says-just-two-hours-save-troubled-restaurant-chain.html)
Exactly

Loads of people (incl us) went to one of his shitty overpriced restaurants once and swore to never go back.  Food was OK, service, ambience and prices not and all made worse by being branded with his name. 

Loads of restaurant chains are in trouble.  Our favourite Cau recently closed for good  cry:.  It isn't Brexit, it isn't even stupid gits like Oliver thinking the world owes his name a living.  There's just too many and people have gone off eating out expensively every week just when minimum wages went up.  Live with it Oliver you arse

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2018, 10:12:45 PM
This was on the radio t'other day.

Stupid cow thought her friends etc would stump up a grand each so she could be a Kardashian for a day.  She's ended up losing everything incl what passed for her dignity  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6101095/Canadian-Susan-cancels-extravagant-60-000-wedding-guests-refused-fork-1-500.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6101095/Canadian-Susan-cancels-extravagant-60-000-wedding-guests-refused-fork-1-500.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2018, 04:06:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 30, 2018, 10:12:45 PM
This was on the radio t'other day.

Stupid cow thought her friends etc would stump up a grand each so she could be a Kardashian for a day.  She's ended up losing everything incl what passed for her dignity  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6101095/Canadian-Susan-cancels-extravagant-60-000-wedding-guests-refused-fork-1-500.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6101095/Canadian-Susan-cancels-extravagant-60-000-wedding-guests-refused-fork-1-500.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 31, 2018, 11:46:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2018, 04:06:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 30, 2018, 10:12:45 PM
This was on the radio t'other day.

Stupid cow thought her friends etc would stump up a grand each so she could be a Kardashian for a day.  She's ended up losing everything incl what passed for her dignity  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6101095/Canadian-Susan-cancels-extravagant-60-000-wedding-guests-refused-fork-1-500.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6101095/Canadian-Susan-cancels-extravagant-60-000-wedding-guests-refused-fork-1-500.html)

happy001
happy001 happy001

Well, she certainly had a day to remember for the rest of her life.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2018, 12:03:12 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 31, 2018, 11:46:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2018, 04:06:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 30, 2018, 10:12:45 PM
This was on the radio t'other day.

Stupid cow thought her friends etc would stump up a grand each so she could be a Kardashian for a day.  She's ended up losing everything incl what passed for her dignity  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6101095/Canadian-Susan-cancels-extravagant-60-000-wedding-guests-refused-fork-1-500.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6101095/Canadian-Susan-cancels-extravagant-60-000-wedding-guests-refused-fork-1-500.html)

happy001
happy001 happy001

Well, she certainly had a day to remember for the rest of her life.

But not a night to remember by all accounts...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2018, 09:30:28 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/29/man-71-had-hand-amputated-when-skin-started-rotting-12-hours-after-eating-sushi-7892012/

 eeek:   scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2018, 09:55:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2018, 09:30:28 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/29/man-71-had-hand-amputated-when-skin-started-rotting-12-hours-after-eating-sushi-7892012/

 eeek:   scared2:
eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2018, 04:57:50 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 31, 2018, 09:55:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2018, 09:30:28 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/29/man-71-had-hand-amputated-when-skin-started-rotting-12-hours-after-eating-sushi-7892012/

 eeek:   scared2:
eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2018, 11:37:57 AM
Pleiadian starseed, or as more commonly known, nutter...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/30/woman-who-identifies-as-an-elf-believes-she-was-put-on-earth-to-spiritually-assist-humans-7895318/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2018, 12:01:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2018, 11:37:57 AM
Pleiadian starseed, or as more commonly known, nutter...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/30/woman-who-identifies-as-an-elf-believes-she-was-put-on-earth-to-spiritually-assist-humans-7895318/
FFS  ::) doesn't cover it

But amazingly she's married.  You can just imagine the post coital conversation.  "Did the Middle Earth move for you?"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2018, 12:40:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2018, 11:37:57 AM
Pleiadian starseed, or as more commonly known, nutter...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/30/woman-who-identifies-as-an-elf-believes-she-was-put-on-earth-to-spiritually-assist-humans-7895318/

Another mental...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2018, 12:51:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 01, 2018, 12:01:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2018, 11:37:57 AM
Pleiadian starseed, or as more commonly known, nutter...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/30/woman-who-identifies-as-an-elf-believes-she-was-put-on-earth-to-spiritually-assist-humans-7895318/
FFS  ::) doesn't cover it

But amazingly she's married.  You can just imagine the post coital conversation.  "Did the Middle Earth move for you?"

Or announcing pregnancy "We have a cave troll..."
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2018, 04:59:17 PM
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2018, 08:43:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2018, 04:59:17 PM
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html)
Surely Bonehead was in Oasis
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2018, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 02, 2018, 08:43:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2018, 04:59:17 PM
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html)
Surely Bonehead was in Oasis

No, that was Gobby Arsehole and Gormless Arsehole...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2018, 05:42:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2018, 04:59:17 PM
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2018, 09:02:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2018, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 02, 2018, 08:43:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2018, 04:59:17 PM
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html)
Surely Bonehead was in Oasis

No, that was Gobby Arsehole and Gormless Arsehole...  noooo:
Not an Oasis fan then, I guess you think Guigsy played for United

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2018, 01:07:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2018, 05:42:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2018, 04:59:17 PM
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

Damn you cruel fate! Why must you torment us so.....???  Yargh:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45392181 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45392181)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2018, 01:08:50 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 03, 2018, 09:02:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2018, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 02, 2018, 08:43:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2018, 04:59:17 PM
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html)
Surely Bonehead was in Oasis

No, that was Gobby Arsehole and Gormless Arsehole...  noooo:
Not an Oasis fan then, I guess you think Guigsy played for United

Didn't mind Wonderwall but after listening to a few other tracks and realising they all sounded the same I decided they were a more pretentious, modern day version of Status Quo
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2018, 01:11:41 PM
You really expected it to be an 18ct gold wedding ring despite it only costing £99.......  happy001

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/woman-shocked-to-discover-99-argos-wedding-ring-isnt-actually-18ct-gold-7907659/

I have an associate called Mr Darwin sir who would like to sell you some lucky turnips...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2018, 01:37:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2018, 01:07:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2018, 05:42:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2018, 04:59:17 PM
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

Damn you cruel fate! Why must you torment us so.....???  Yargh:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45392181 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45392181)

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 03, 2018, 02:34:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2018, 01:11:41 PM
You really expected it to be an 18ct gold wedding ring despite it only costing £99.......  happy001

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/woman-shocked-to-discover-99-argos-wedding-ring-isnt-actually-18ct-gold-7907659/

I have an associate called Mr Darwin sir who would like to sell you some lucky turnips...

"It feels like I am missing a part of me"

Indeed so, it was grey and located beween your ears.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2018, 02:38:43 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 03, 2018, 02:34:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2018, 01:11:41 PM
You really expected it to be an 18ct gold wedding ring despite it only costing £99.......  happy001

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/woman-shocked-to-discover-99-argos-wedding-ring-isnt-actually-18ct-gold-7907659/

I have an associate called Mr Darwin sir who would like to sell you some lucky turnips...

"It feels like I am missing a part of me"

Indeed so, it was grey and located beween your ears.


happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2018, 08:30:14 PM
23 inches??? Just what made you think shoving it up there would be a good thing??? shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/man-had-23-inch-dildo-stuck-up-his-backside-for-24-hours-before-doctors-could-remove-it-7909442/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2018, 08:57:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2018, 08:30:14 PM
23 inches??? Just what made you think shoving it up there would be a good thing??? shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/man-had-23-inch-dildo-stuck-up-his-backside-for-24-hours-before-doctors-could-remove-it-7909442/
shocked003 shocked003

Things people will print on those 3D printers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2018, 09:23:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 03, 2018, 08:57:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2018, 08:30:14 PM
23 inches??? Just what made you think shoving it up there would be a good thing??? shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/man-had-23-inch-dildo-stuck-up-his-backside-for-24-hours-before-doctors-could-remove-it-7909442/
shocked003 shocked003

Things people will print on those 3D printers

Egad!!! You don't think that's why old Buckethead has ordered one....  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2018, 03:52:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2018, 09:23:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 03, 2018, 08:57:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2018, 08:30:14 PM
23 inches??? Just what made you think shoving it up there would be a good thing??? shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/man-had-23-inch-dildo-stuck-up-his-backside-for-24-hours-before-doctors-could-remove-it-7909442/
shocked003 shocked003

Things people will print on those 3D printers

Egad!!! You don't think that's why old Buckethead has ordered one....  Shocked:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2018, 02:58:18 PM
Something tells me that I don't want to know what he was doing with the stingray to end up being stabbed there...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129385/Chinese-beachgoer-stabbed-TESTICLES-stingrays-tail.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129385/Chinese-beachgoer-stabbed-TESTICLES-stingrays-tail.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2018, 02:59:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2018, 02:58:18 PM
Something tells me that I don't want to know what he was doing with the stingray to end up being stabbed there...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129385/Chinese-beachgoer-stabbed-TESTICLES-stingrays-tail.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129385/Chinese-beachgoer-stabbed-TESTICLES-stingrays-tail.html)

 eeek: Not. Clicking.  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2018, 03:12:18 PM
Ah yes, Bude, Cornish for bloody oddballs...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129753/A-230ft-plastic-tunnel-Sainsburys-rated-Cornish-resorts-attraction.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129753/A-230ft-plastic-tunnel-Sainsburys-rated-Cornish-resorts-attraction.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2018, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2018, 03:12:18 PM
Ah yes, Bude, Cornish for bloody oddballs...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129753/A-230ft-plastic-tunnel-Sainsburys-rated-Cornish-resorts-attraction.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129753/A-230ft-plastic-tunnel-Sainsburys-rated-Cornish-resorts-attraction.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2018, 03:34:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 04, 2018, 02:59:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2018, 02:58:18 PM
Something tells me that I don't want to know what he was doing with the stingray to end up being stabbed there...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129385/Chinese-beachgoer-stabbed-TESTICLES-stingrays-tail.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129385/Chinese-beachgoer-stabbed-TESTICLES-stingrays-tail.html)

 eeek: Not. Clicking.  eeek:
It's OK, don't say more than the URL text does

but  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2018, 03:36:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2018, 03:12:18 PM
Ah yes, Bude, Cornish for bloody oddballs...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129753/A-230ft-plastic-tunnel-Sainsburys-rated-Cornish-resorts-attraction.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129753/A-230ft-plastic-tunnel-Sainsburys-rated-Cornish-resorts-attraction.html)
So instead of  Normal for Norfolk we now have Common in Cornwall?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2018, 04:18:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 04, 2018, 03:36:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2018, 03:12:18 PM
Ah yes, Bude, Cornish for bloody oddballs...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129753/A-230ft-plastic-tunnel-Sainsburys-rated-Cornish-resorts-attraction.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6129753/A-230ft-plastic-tunnel-Sainsburys-rated-Cornish-resorts-attraction.html)
So instead of  Normal for Norfolk we now have Common in Cornwall?

Bude, St Just, Bodmin and St Austell are bloody strange places. I don't know if I've mentioned it before but I'm pretty sure that places like that are what happens when part of Nicks mind escapes and takes root somewhere...  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2018, 03:22:46 PM
Is it Heathrow or Gatwick that TMR works at.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6133487/Heathrow-Terminal-5-baggage-handlers-pay-dancing-tribute-Queens-late-man-Freddie-Mercury.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6133487/Heathrow-Terminal-5-baggage-handlers-pay-dancing-tribute-Queens-late-man-Freddie-Mercury.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2018, 03:31:41 PM
Surely the plan would have been thwarted by him having to do a pelvic thrust towards Kim every time he said anything...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6132925/Black-Venus-South-Korean-spy-met-Kim-Jong-Il.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6132925/Black-Venus-South-Korean-spy-met-Kim-Jong-Il.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2018, 07:51:41 PM
We were stoned *ahem* I mean stunned by the donation...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/05/charity-shop-handed-4000-of-marijuana-as-donation-7914801/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2018, 04:19:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2018, 07:51:41 PM
We were stoned *ahem* I mean stunned by the donation...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/05/charity-shop-handed-4000-of-marijuana-as-donation-7914801/

 lol: lol: lol:

Imagine giving your stash away while chucking out grannies old clothes.... faceplam:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 02:15:05 PM
So a Greggs has opened in Cornwall and the response has been..........interesting. Of course I haven't been winding up the 'froth at the mouth for the smallest reason' group of locals here....


No I wouldn't do that...  angel1


Never! Never...  angel1


OK maybe just a teeeensy tiiiiny bit....   redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6144825/Bakery-chain-Greggs-sparks-fury-opens-branch-Cornwall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6144825/Bakery-chain-Greggs-sparks-fury-opens-branch-Cornwall.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2018, 02:47:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 02:15:05 PM
So a Greggs has opened in Cornwall and the response has been..........interesting. Of course I haven't been winding up the 'froth at the mouth for the smallest reason' group of locals here....


No I wouldn't do that...  angel1


Never! Never...  angel1


OK maybe just a teeeensy tiiiiny bit....   redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6144825/Bakery-chain-Greggs-sparks-fury-opens-branch-Cornwall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6144825/Bakery-chain-Greggs-sparks-fury-opens-branch-Cornwall.html)

Mental...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 03:18:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2018, 02:47:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 02:15:05 PM
So a Greggs has opened in Cornwall and the response has been..........interesting. Of course I haven't been winding up the 'froth at the mouth for the smallest reason' group of locals here....


No I wouldn't do that...  angel1


Never! Never...  angel1


OK maybe just a teeeensy tiiiiny bit....   redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6144825/Bakery-chain-Greggs-sparks-fury-opens-branch-Cornwall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6144825/Bakery-chain-Greggs-sparks-fury-opens-branch-Cornwall.html)

Mental...  whacky115

Parts of the overall argument I can understand up to a point, factors like low wages and ridiculously high property prices because of buy to let and second home ownership has caused no end of problems for people in Cornwall but the whole everyone out who isn't at least 3 generations Cornish is just stupid.

I did have some fun with a group of them starting them off on a Cornish 10 commandments. The first being

Thou shalt not defame out holy pasty with thy blasphemous creations.

For the sake of safety I did give my apologies and left before they figured what my next one actually meant

Thou shalt not cross the Tamar into the holy land unless thy parents and grandparents were siblings

 whistle:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2018, 04:01:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 03:18:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2018, 02:47:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 02:15:05 PM
So a Greggs has opened in Cornwall and the response has been..........interesting. Of course I haven't been winding up the 'froth at the mouth for the smallest reason' group of locals here....


No I wouldn't do that...  angel1


Never! Never...  angel1


OK maybe just a teeeensy tiiiiny bit....   redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6144825/Bakery-chain-Greggs-sparks-fury-opens-branch-Cornwall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6144825/Bakery-chain-Greggs-sparks-fury-opens-branch-Cornwall.html)

Mental...  whacky115

Parts of the overall argument I can understand up to a point, factors like low wages and ridiculously high property prices because of buy to let and second home ownership has caused no end of problems for people in Cornwall but the whole everyone out who isn't at least 3 generations Cornish is just stupid.

I did have some fun with a group of them starting them off on a Cornish 10 commandments. The first being

Thou shalt not defame out holy pasty with thy blasphemous creations.

For the sake of safety I did give my apologies and left before they figured what my next one actually meant

Thou shalt not cross the Tamar into the holy land unless thy parents and grandparents were siblings

 whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

The thing is they're not even selling fucking pasties! Banghead

And if the general public thing the rest of their product range is shite they'll go bust - simples.  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 05:06:35 PM
Rejoice, new changes have been brought into being in order to combat the evils of telesales calls.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6145013/Rogue-cold-call-firms-fined-500-000-pester-people.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6145013/Rogue-cold-call-firms-fined-500-000-pester-people.html)

You may want to take cover now....

*Takes deep breath and gets ready to rant*

Every time I see one of these 'breakthroughs' it just pisses me off. In this case these so called new rules and fines will have no effect whatsoever because they ignore the most important aspect which is data procurement and the only way that is going to work is if it is made a legal requirement that the 'tick if you do not wish to receive' box is for opt out only and not a sneaky way to get people to opt in where they haven't read that paragraph before agreeing. Not to mention that the 'prior business relationship' argument is still viable as that avenue hasn't been touched by these changes.

I will say here that while a large proportion of data supply companies are legitimate and follow all of the relevant rules and regulations there are certainly those that don't and those that I came across professionally over the years soon found themselves blacklisted by whichever company I was working for and a suggestion to take a look at them along with my suspicions and any evidence I had sent to the office of the Data Commissioner.

Plus, let's be honest here. There are still over 400 call centres in the UK alone ranging in size from around 30 agents to 3-400. Now depending on the hardware used, the product being sold, the competence of the sales agent and how clearly the data has been targeted (ranging from 'virgin' data where there is just a name, address and phone number which may or may not be out of date all the way up to guaranteed sales data for the product where you have everything you need to get a sale out of that person from spending habits to financial products previously used etc) an agent will connect to somewhere between 20-140 people per day, not including false positive answerphones (which is a governed by a whole different kettle of completely useless arcane technofuckery using convoluted formulae to manually calculate how many silent calls you are allowed each day (a number which can change hourly depending on the total number of times the call centre connects to an actual person that day). Now think about how many of these calls you actually receive in a day, does that tally with OFCOM's figures and the media coverage you see about evils of sales calls and telemarketing. While I am the first to admit that there are problems in that industry and God knows I saw and dealt with enough of them while I worked in dialler management, every call centre is being tarred with the same brush. Plus the most important factor, one that gets sidelined often, is that the vast majority of the genuine rogue call centres are based overseas and while technically they can be fined the chances of getting any of that money is slim to none.

If you genuinely want to deal with the nuisance calls then there are 3 simple steps to take that will cut down the issue by at least 90%.


It may be the cynic in me but I doubt the second one will ever come into being as I suspect that there are a number of government departments that would lose significant funding gained by selling their data on to the supply companies. Not to mention the hugely incestuous relationship between OFCOM and the call centre industry. When I walked away from working in call centres I did consider applying for OFCOM so that I could try and work to help the consumer until I realised that most of what they do doesn't have a real effect since their powers were nerfed.

In my opinion this is little more than a public relations exercise that will change next to nothing other than helping a few civil servants justify their salary. Breakthrough my arse!!  cussing:

I've been out of the industry for years now but even so mealy mouthed bullshit like this still has me seeing red.

Rant over. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand relax....

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2018, 04:01:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 03:18:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2018, 02:47:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 02:15:05 PM
So a Greggs has opened in Cornwall and the response has been..........interesting. Of course I haven't been winding up the 'froth at the mouth for the smallest reason' group of locals here....


No I wouldn't do that...  angel1


Never! Never...  angel1


OK maybe just a teeeensy tiiiiny bit....   redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6144825/Bakery-chain-Greggs-sparks-fury-opens-branch-Cornwall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6144825/Bakery-chain-Greggs-sparks-fury-opens-branch-Cornwall.html)

Mental...  whacky115

Parts of the overall argument I can understand up to a point, factors like low wages and ridiculously high property prices because of buy to let and second home ownership has caused no end of problems for people in Cornwall but the whole everyone out who isn't at least 3 generations Cornish is just stupid.

I did have some fun with a group of them starting them off on a Cornish 10 commandments. The first being

Thou shalt not defame out holy pasty with thy blasphemous creations.

For the sake of safety I did give my apologies and left before they figured what my next one actually meant

Thou shalt not cross the Tamar into the holy land unless thy parents and grandparents were siblings

 whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

The thing is they're not even selling fucking pasties! Banghead

And if the general public thing the rest of their product range is shite they'll go bust - simples.  ::)

Do you want to know the best part of this? Every branch of Iceland down here has been selling a mahoosive Greggs range for years now, they've clearly been popular and nobody has batted an eyelid.....  happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2018, 05:16:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 05:06:35 PM
Rejoice, new changes have been brought into being in order to combat the evils of telesales calls.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6145013/Rogue-cold-call-firms-fined-500-000-pester-people.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6145013/Rogue-cold-call-firms-fined-500-000-pester-people.html)

You may want to take cover now....

*Takes deep breath and gets ready to rant*

Every time I see one of these 'breakthroughs' it just pisses me off. In this case these so called new rules and fines will have no effect whatsoever because they ignore the most important aspect which is data procurement and the only way that is going to work is if it is made a legal requirement that the 'tick if you do not wish to receive' box is for opt out only and not a sneaky way to get people to opt in where they haven't read that paragraph before agreeing. Not to mention that the 'prior business relationship' argument is still viable as that avenue hasn't been touched by these changes.

I will say here that while a large proportion of data supply companies are legitimate and follow all of the relevant rules and regulations there are certainly those that don't and those that I came across professionally over the years soon found themselves blacklisted by whichever company I was working for and a suggestion to take a look at them along with my suspicions and any evidence I had sent to the office of the Data Commissioner.

Plus, let's be honest here. There are still over 400 call centres in the UK alone ranging in size from around 30 agents to 3-400. Now depending on the hardware used, the product being sold, the competence of the sales agent and how clearly the data has been targeted (ranging from 'virgin' data where there is just a name, address and phone number which may or may not be out of date all the way up to guaranteed sales data for the product where you have everything you need to get a sale out of that person from spending habits to financial products previously used etc) an agent will connect to somewhere between 20-140 people per day, not including false positive answerphones (which is a governed by a whole different kettle of completely useless arcane technofuckery using convoluted formulae to manually calculate how many silent calls you are allowed each day (a number which can change hourly depending on the total number of times the call centre connects to an actual person that day). Now think about how many of these calls you actually receive in a day, does that tally with OFCOM's figures and the media coverage you see about evils of sales calls and telemarketing. While I am the first to admit that there are problems in that industry and God knows I saw and dealt with enough of them while I worked in dialler management, every call centre is being tarred with the same brush. Plus the most important factor, one that gets sidelined often, is that the vast majority of the genuine rogue call centres are based overseas and while technically they can be fined the chances of getting any of that money is slim to none.

If you genuinely want to deal with the nuisance calls then there are 3 simple steps to take that will cut down the issue by at least 90%.

  • Work with the telecoms companies, reputable call centre consultancies and companies and the dialler manufacturers to create an industry standard beep code to play before voicemail messages. Diallers are already programmed to filter out beep code calls which frees up lines faster, makes it a hell of a lot easier for dialler managers to control the speed of the dialler and drastically reduces the risk of someone getting a silent call.
  • Give OFCOM their teeth back in a meaningful fashion instead of making a grand show of ramping up fines to companies that can easily afford them. In case you think they can't afford £500k, a company I once worked with that had around 350 agents across 3 sites was able to make £300,000,000 of sales in one month selling sub prime mortgages and secured loans and would usually average out at about £200-250,000,000. If you are hell bent on using fines then work with Inland Revenue to find out what the company is making and then have a blanket 10-15% fine of not only their annual profit but the directors/owners earnings as well. Plus if they were, as I've heard, quietly dropped then reinstate the potential prison terms for all management levels as well as the lesser fines for lower tier staff. Combine that with starting a program of unannounced spot checking of all UK call centres and this would be enough to have a noticeable impact on a call centre company without leading to mass redundancies not to mention hitting directors/owners who either are negligent in making sure their company is compliant or deliberately flouting rules, regulations and laws (even more so when you are talking about major companies who don't outsource call centre operations - Imagine say BT getting fined 10-15% of their overall earnings).
    I know from personal experience just how bloody terrifying the possibility of fines and prison terms can suddenly become when some gormless alpha type sales manager turns the dialler up to full speed without telling anyone and dropped called go through the roof (over 40% of total live connects instead of the regulated 3% max). Just as said gormless sales manager found out just how terrifying I can be when someone is stupid enough to really piss me off and I decide to go all out on them. Trust me, go down this route and dialler managers will be the only ones pacing the dialler, they will be damned certain to follow the rules and nobody will be stupid enough to try and go around them. 
  • As I said at the start of this rant. Regulate the bloody opt out message so it can only be used for opting out of marketing. Use the same blanket fining system as for call centres but also make the sale of data an industry that requires a licence to operate in. Then you have the leverage to come down on companies that don't follow established DPA, DPA and TPS regulations like a proverbial ton of bricks.

It may be the cynic in me but I doubt the second one will ever come into being as I suspect that there are a number of government departments that would lose significant funding gained by selling their data on to the supply companies. Not to mention the hugely incestuous relationship between OFCOM and the call centre industry. When I walked away from working in call centres I did consider applying for OFCOM so that I could try and work to help the consumer until I realised that most of what they do doesn't have a real effect since their powers were nerfed.

In my opinion this is little more than a public relations exercise that will change next to nothing other than helping a few civil servants justify their salary. Breakthrough my arse!!  cussing:

I've been out of the industry for years now but even so mealy mouthed bullshit like this still has me seeing red.

Rant over. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand relax....

Won't the rogue ones just move abroad...? shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 05:20:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2018, 05:16:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 05:06:35 PM
Rejoice, new changes have been brought into being in order to combat the evils of telesales calls.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6145013/Rogue-cold-call-firms-fined-500-000-pester-people.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6145013/Rogue-cold-call-firms-fined-500-000-pester-people.html)

You may want to take cover now....

*Takes deep breath and gets ready to rant*

Every time I see one of these 'breakthroughs' it just pisses me off. In this case these so called new rules and fines will have no effect whatsoever because they ignore the most important aspect which is data procurement and the only way that is going to work is if it is made a legal requirement that the 'tick if you do not wish to receive' box is for opt out only and not a sneaky way to get people to opt in where they haven't read that paragraph before agreeing. Not to mention that the 'prior business relationship' argument is still viable as that avenue hasn't been touched by these changes.

I will say here that while a large proportion of data supply companies are legitimate and follow all of the relevant rules and regulations there are certainly those that don't and those that I came across professionally over the years soon found themselves blacklisted by whichever company I was working for and a suggestion to take a look at them along with my suspicions and any evidence I had sent to the office of the Data Commissioner.

Plus, let's be honest here. There are still over 400 call centres in the UK alone ranging in size from around 30 agents to 3-400. Now depending on the hardware used, the product being sold, the competence of the sales agent and how clearly the data has been targeted (ranging from 'virgin' data where there is just a name, address and phone number which may or may not be out of date all the way up to guaranteed sales data for the product where you have everything you need to get a sale out of that person from spending habits to financial products previously used etc) an agent will connect to somewhere between 20-140 people per day, not including false positive answerphones (which is a governed by a whole different kettle of completely useless arcane technofuckery using convoluted formulae to manually calculate how many silent calls you are allowed each day (a number which can change hourly depending on the total number of times the call centre connects to an actual person that day). Now think about how many of these calls you actually receive in a day, does that tally with OFCOM's figures and the media coverage you see about evils of sales calls and telemarketing. While I am the first to admit that there are problems in that industry and God knows I saw and dealt with enough of them while I worked in dialler management, every call centre is being tarred with the same brush. Plus the most important factor, one that gets sidelined often, is that the vast majority of the genuine rogue call centres are based overseas and while technically they can be fined the chances of getting any of that money is slim to none.

If you genuinely want to deal with the nuisance calls then there are 3 simple steps to take that will cut down the issue by at least 90%.

  • Work with the telecoms companies, reputable call centre consultancies and companies and the dialler manufacturers to create an industry standard beep code to play before voicemail messages. Diallers are already programmed to filter out beep code calls which frees up lines faster, makes it a hell of a lot easier for dialler managers to control the speed of the dialler and drastically reduces the risk of someone getting a silent call.
  • Give OFCOM their teeth back in a meaningful fashion instead of making a grand show of ramping up fines to companies that can easily afford them. In case you think they can't afford £500k, a company I once worked with that had around 350 agents across 3 sites was able to make £300,000,000 of sales in one month selling sub prime mortgages and secured loans and would usually average out at about £200-250,000,000. If you are hell bent on using fines then work with Inland Revenue to find out what the company is making and then have a blanket 10-15% fine of not only their annual profit but the directors/owners earnings as well. Plus if they were, as I've heard, quietly dropped then reinstate the potential prison terms for all management levels as well as the lesser fines for lower tier staff. Combine that with starting a program of unannounced spot checking of all UK call centres and this would be enough to have a noticeable impact on a call centre company without leading to mass redundancies not to mention hitting directors/owners who either are negligent in making sure their company is compliant or deliberately flouting rules, regulations and laws (even more so when you are talking about major companies who don't outsource call centre operations - Imagine say BT getting fined 10-15% of their overall earnings).
    I know from personal experience just how bloody terrifying the possibility of fines and prison terms can suddenly become when some gormless alpha type sales manager turns the dialler up to full speed without telling anyone and dropped called go through the roof (over 40% of total live connects instead of the regulated 3% max). Just as said gormless sales manager found out just how terrifying I can be when someone is stupid enough to really piss me off and I decide to go all out on them. Trust me, go down this route and dialler managers will be the only ones pacing the dialler, they will be damned certain to follow the rules and nobody will be stupid enough to try and go around them. 
  • As I said at the start of this rant. Regulate the bloody opt out message so it can only be used for opting out of marketing. Use the same blanket fining system as for call centres but also make the sale of data an industry that requires a licence to operate in. Then you have the leverage to come down on companies that don't follow established DPA, DPA and TPS regulations like a proverbial ton of bricks.

It may be the cynic in me but I doubt the second one will ever come into being as I suspect that there are a number of government departments that would lose significant funding gained by selling their data on to the supply companies. Not to mention the hugely incestuous relationship between OFCOM and the call centre industry. When I walked away from working in call centres I did consider applying for OFCOM so that I could try and work to help the consumer until I realised that most of what they do doesn't have a real effect since their powers were nerfed.

In my opinion this is little more than a public relations exercise that will change next to nothing other than helping a few civil servants justify their salary. Breakthrough my arse!!  cussing:

I've been out of the industry for years now but even so mealy mouthed bullshit like this still has me seeing red.

Rant over. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand relax....

Won't the rogue ones just move abroad...? shrugs:

Exactly. Like I said, a public relations exercise.  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 05:46:42 PM
End of the world in 2025 then...  scared2:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/08/john-legend-reveals-kanye-west-is-really-serious-about-running-for-president-in-2024-and-we-have-so-many-questions-7926584/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2018, 07:58:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2018, 05:06:35 PM
Rejoice, new changes have been brought into being in order to combat the evils of telesales calls.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6145013/Rogue-cold-call-firms-fined-500-000-pester-people.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6145013/Rogue-cold-call-firms-fined-500-000-pester-people.html)

You may want to take cover now....

*Takes deep breath and gets ready to rant*

Every time I see one of these 'breakthroughs' it just pisses me off. In this case these so called new rules and fines will have no effect whatsoever because they ignore the most important aspect which is data procurement and the only way that is going to work is if it is made a legal requirement that the 'tick if you do not wish to receive' box is for opt out only and not a sneaky way to get people to opt in where they haven't read that paragraph before agreeing. Not to mention that the 'prior business relationship' argument is still viable as that avenue hasn't been touched by these changes.

I will say here that while a large proportion of data supply companies are legitimate and follow all of the relevant rules and regulations there are certainly those that don't and those that I came across professionally over the years soon found themselves blacklisted by whichever company I was working for and a suggestion to take a look at them along with my suspicions and any evidence I had sent to the office of the Data Commissioner.

Plus, let's be honest here. There are still over 400 call centres in the UK alone ranging in size from around 30 agents to 3-400. Now depending on the hardware used, the product being sold, the competence of the sales agent and how clearly the data has been targeted (ranging from 'virgin' data where there is just a name, address and phone number which may or may not be out of date all the way up to guaranteed sales data for the product where you have everything you need to get a sale out of that person from spending habits to financial products previously used etc) an agent will connect to somewhere between 20-140 people per day, not including false positive answerphones (which is a governed by a whole different kettle of completely useless arcane technofuckery using convoluted formulae to manually calculate how many silent calls you are allowed each day (a number which can change hourly depending on the total number of times the call centre connects to an actual person that day). Now think about how many of these calls you actually receive in a day, does that tally with OFCOM's figures and the media coverage you see about evils of sales calls and telemarketing. While I am the first to admit that there are problems in that industry and God knows I saw and dealt with enough of them while I worked in dialler management, every call centre is being tarred with the same brush. Plus the most important factor, one that gets sidelined often, is that the vast majority of the genuine rogue call centres are based overseas and while technically they can be fined the chances of getting any of that money is slim to none.

If you genuinely want to deal with the nuisance calls then there are 3 simple steps to take that will cut down the issue by at least 90%.

  • Work with the telecoms companies, reputable call centre consultancies and companies and the dialler manufacturers to create an industry standard beep code to play before voicemail messages. Diallers are already programmed to filter out beep code calls which frees up lines faster, makes it a hell of a lot easier for dialler managers to control the speed of the dialler and drastically reduces the risk of someone getting a silent call.
  • Give OFCOM their teeth back in a meaningful fashion instead of making a grand show of ramping up fines to companies that can easily afford them. In case you think they can't afford £500k, a company I once worked with that had around 350 agents across 3 sites was able to make £300,000,000 of sales in one month selling sub prime mortgages and secured loans and would usually average out at about £200-250,000,000. If you are hell bent on using fines then work with Inland Revenue to find out what the company is making and then have a blanket 10-15% fine of not only their annual profit but the directors/owners earnings as well. Plus if they were, as I've heard, quietly dropped then reinstate the potential prison terms for all management levels as well as the lesser fines for lower tier staff. Combine that with starting a program of unannounced spot checking of all UK call centres and this would be enough to have a noticeable impact on a call centre company without leading to mass redundancies not to mention hitting directors/owners who either are negligent in making sure their company is compliant or deliberately flouting rules, regulations and laws (even more so when you are talking about major companies who don't outsource call centre operations - Imagine say BT getting fined 10-15% of their overall earnings).
    I know from personal experience just how bloody terrifying the possibility of fines and prison terms can suddenly become when some gormless alpha type sales manager turns the dialler up to full speed without telling anyone and dropped called go through the roof (over 40% of total live connects instead of the regulated 3% max). Just as said gormless sales manager found out just how terrifying I can be when someone is stupid enough to really piss me off and I decide to go all out on them. Trust me, go down this route and dialler managers will be the only ones pacing the dialler, they will be damned certain to follow the rules and nobody will be stupid enough to try and go around them. 
  • As I said at the start of this rant. Regulate the bloody opt out message so it can only be used for opting out of marketing. Use the same blanket fining system as for call centres but also make the sale of data an industry that requires a licence to operate in. Then you have the leverage to come down on companies that don't follow established DPA, DPA and TPS regulations like a proverbial ton of bricks.

It may be the cynic in me but I doubt the second one will ever come into being as I suspect that there are a number of government departments that would lose significant funding gained by selling their data on to the supply companies. Not to mention the hugely incestuous relationship between OFCOM and the call centre industry. When I walked away from working in call centres I did consider applying for OFCOM so that I could try and work to help the consumer until I realised that most of what they do doesn't have a real effect since their powers were nerfed.

In my opinion this is little more than a public relations exercise that will change next to nothing other than helping a few civil servants justify their salary. Breakthrough my arse!!  cussing:

I've been out of the industry for years now but even so mealy mouthed bullshit like this still has me seeing red.

Rant over. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand relax....
The other way is to copy that wheeze where the guy took out a premium rate number and put that on all the forms so the stupid call centres paid him for the privilege of pestering

Other than that it has to be jail terms and we tell BT (who own the connections) to not let any calls in from India unless they have a traceable ID linked to money we can access for fines
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2018, 02:02:52 AM
I'm guessing he was caught because the police caught him driving on the hard shoulder...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/08/driver-caught-red-handed-watching-porn-behind-the-wheel-7926591/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2018, 05:04:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2018, 02:02:52 AM
I'm guessing he was caught because the police caught him driving on the hard shoulder...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/08/driver-caught-red-handed-watching-porn-behind-the-wheel-7926591/

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2018, 08:04:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2018, 05:04:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2018, 02:02:52 AM
I'm guessing he was caught because the police caught him driving on the hard shoulder...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/08/driver-caught-red-handed-watching-porn-behind-the-wheel-7926591/

 drumroll:
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2018, 11:36:00 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 09, 2018, 08:04:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2018, 05:04:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2018, 02:02:52 AM
I'm guessing he was caught because the police caught him driving on the hard shoulder...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/08/driver-caught-red-handed-watching-porn-behind-the-wheel-7926591/

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
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They could at least have said he was 'pulled over by the Peelers' (© Ronnie Barker)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2018, 11:53:12 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2018, 11:36:00 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 09, 2018, 08:04:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2018, 05:04:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2018, 02:02:52 AM
I'm guessing he was caught because the police caught him driving on the hard shoulder...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/08/driver-caught-red-handed-watching-porn-behind-the-wheel-7926591/

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
They could at least have said he was 'pulled over by the Peelers' (© Ronnie Barker)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2018, 03:33:16 PM
Holy shite!!!  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150947/Driver-left-hole-chest-impaled-pipe-Russia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150947/Driver-left-hole-chest-impaled-pipe-Russia.html)

Question? How the hell can you make a full recovery when it's clear from the photo that he has certainly lost a lung...  rubschin:

BM, given how much of a jessie you are when it comes to the sight of blood and injuries you don't want to click on the link. You REALLY don't....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2018, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2018, 03:33:16 PM
Holy shite!!!  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150947/Driver-left-hole-chest-impaled-pipe-Russia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150947/Driver-left-hole-chest-impaled-pipe-Russia.html)

Question? How the hell can you make a full recovery when it's clear from the photo that he has certainly lost a lung...  rubschin:

BM, given how much of a jessie you are when it comes to the sight of blood and injuries you don't want to click on the link. You REALLY don't....

I won't!  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2018, 04:27:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2018, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2018, 03:33:16 PM
Holy shite!!!  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150947/Driver-left-hole-chest-impaled-pipe-Russia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150947/Driver-left-hole-chest-impaled-pipe-Russia.html)

Question? How the hell can you make a full recovery when it's clear from the photo that he has certainly lost a lung...  rubschin:

BM, given how much of a jessie you are when it comes to the sight of blood and injuries you don't want to click on the link. You REALLY don't....

I won't!  scared2:

You can see clean through the length of the pipe, I'm guessing that the bit with the chunk of his chest and lung in was left at the scene....  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2018, 04:47:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2018, 04:27:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2018, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2018, 03:33:16 PM
Holy shite!!!  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150947/Driver-left-hole-chest-impaled-pipe-Russia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150947/Driver-left-hole-chest-impaled-pipe-Russia.html)

Question? How the hell can you make a full recovery when it's clear from the photo that he has certainly lost a lung...  rubschin:

BM, given how much of a jessie you are when it comes to the sight of blood and injuries you don't want to click on the link. You REALLY don't....

I won't!  scared2:

You can see clean through the length of the pipe, I'm guessing that the bit with the chunk of his chest and lung in was left at the scene....  eeek:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2018, 07:24:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2018, 04:47:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2018, 04:27:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2018, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2018, 03:33:16 PM
Holy shite!!!  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150947/Driver-left-hole-chest-impaled-pipe-Russia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150947/Driver-left-hole-chest-impaled-pipe-Russia.html)

Question? How the hell can you make a full recovery when it's clear from the photo that he has certainly lost a lung...  rubschin:

BM, given how much of a jessie you are when it comes to the sight of blood and injuries you don't want to click on the link. You REALLY don't....

I won't!  scared2:

You can see clean through the length of the pipe, I'm guessing that the bit with the chunk of his chest and lung in was left at the scene....  eeek:

 Shocked:

You are lucky I'm not the sort to just post the image on here...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2018, 06:21:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2018, 04:27:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2018, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2018, 03:33:16 PM
Holy shite!!!  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150947/Driver-left-hole-chest-impaled-pipe-Russia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150947/Driver-left-hole-chest-impaled-pipe-Russia.html)

Question? How the hell can you make a full recovery when it's clear from the photo that he has certainly lost a lung...  rubschin:

BM, given how much of a jessie you are when it comes to the sight of blood and injuries you don't want to click on the link. You REALLY don't....

I won't!  scared2:

You can see clean through the length of the pipe, I'm guessing that the bit with the chunk of his chest and lung in was left at the scene....  eeek:
eeek: x 100

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2018, 04:17:37 PM
Hang on, over 30,000 people are going to an event where they are supposedly going to shoot guns at Hurricane Florence in order to try and scare it away? And over 70,000 more are interested??? I can't but help wonder just how many people were stupid enough to think it was real and went down to 'do their duty'...  rubschin:

Why do I get the feeling that Mr Darwin is experimenting with combining his random bag of death with Facebook events...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/12/thousands-sign-up-to-shoot-guns-at-hurricane-florence-to-try-and-scare-it-away-7938018/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2018, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2018, 04:17:37 PM
Hang on, over 30,000 people are going to an event where they are supposedly going to shoot guns at Hurricane Florence in order to try and scare it away? And over 70,000 more are interested??? I can't but help wonder just how many people were stupid enough to think it was real and went down to 'do their duty'...  rubschin:

Why do I get the feeling that Mr Darwin is experimenting with combining his random bag of death with Facebook events...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/12/thousands-sign-up-to-shoot-guns-at-hurricane-florence-to-try-and-scare-it-away-7938018/
facepalm:

And they let these people vote, drive and even have children  Banghead

 eveilgrin: We could have a sweepstake on the death toll

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2018, 05:37:09 PM
Note to self, never have a drink from a minibar ever again...  eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/11/spanish-hotels-remove-minibars-after-mostly-british-tourists-refill-them-with-bottles-of-pee-7935312/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2018, 05:44:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2018, 05:37:09 PM
Note to self, never have a drink from a minibar ever again...  eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/11/spanish-hotels-remove-minibars-after-mostly-british-tourists-refill-them-with-bottles-of-pee-7935312/

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2018, 05:45:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 12, 2018, 05:44:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2018, 05:37:09 PM
Note to self, never have a drink from a minibar ever again...  eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/11/spanish-hotels-remove-minibars-after-mostly-british-tourists-refill-them-with-bottles-of-pee-7935312/

 redface:

Note to self pt 2: Remember to politely decline any offers of BM's homebrew stock....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2018, 12:16:12 AM
101 plates of Sushi? Sounds like a challenge for Padlock Pockets...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6168549/All-eat-sushi-restaurant-bans-triathlete-discovering-eat-awful-lot.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6168549/All-eat-sushi-restaurant-bans-triathlete-discovering-eat-awful-lot.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2018, 12:25:29 AM
As I said back when it was first unveiled, "I may not know art but I know that's shite......"  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6167111/Buyers-iconic-Damien-Hirst-art-lose-thousands-sale-value-works-plummets-2-2m.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6167111/Buyers-iconic-Damien-Hirst-art-lose-thousands-sale-value-works-plummets-2-2m.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2018, 12:28:10 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/14/uranus-examiner-promises-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-stories-7945890/

TMJ...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2018, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2018, 12:28:10 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/14/uranus-examiner-promises-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-stories-7945890/

TMJ...  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2018, 06:14:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2018, 12:25:29 AM
As I said back when it was first unveiled, "I may not know art but I know that's shite......"  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6167111/Buyers-iconic-Damien-Hirst-art-lose-thousands-sale-value-works-plummets-2-2m.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6167111/Buyers-iconic-Damien-Hirst-art-lose-thousands-sale-value-works-plummets-2-2m.html)

 lol: lol: lol: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2018, 08:11:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 15, 2018, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2018, 12:28:10 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/14/uranus-examiner-promises-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-stories-7945890/

TMJ...  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2018, 02:01:13 AM
High as a cat?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2018, 05:31:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2018, 02:01:13 AM
High as a cat?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2018, 06:45:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 18, 2018, 05:31:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2018, 02:01:13 AM
High as a cat?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

 ;D
;D ;D




Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2018, 10:31:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2018, 02:01:13 AM
High as a cat?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

"Never seen it before officer, the cat must have brought it in"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2018, 10:48:26 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2018, 10:31:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2018, 02:01:13 AM
High as a cat?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

"Never seen it before officer, the cat must have brought it in"
The cat says society is to blame
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2018, 05:44:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 18, 2018, 10:48:26 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2018, 10:31:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2018, 02:01:13 AM
High as a cat?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

"Never seen it before officer, the cat must have brought it in"
The cat says society is to blame
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2018, 06:44:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 18, 2018, 10:48:26 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2018, 10:31:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2018, 02:01:13 AM
High as a cat?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

"Never seen it before officer, the cat must have brought it in"
The cat says Nick is to blame...

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2018, 08:44:58 PM
WTF?? Why??

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/19/man-rubbed-fruit-on-his-bare-bottom-at-supermarket-and-put-it-back-on-display-7959060/

Given that we don't know how many times he's done this in the past I pity any poor bugger who's been daft enough to buy fruit in that area and eat it without washing it first...  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2018, 08:45:35 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/19/talk-like-a-pirate-day-quotes-and-phrases-to-sound-like-a-salty-sea-dog-7958547/

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2018, 09:40:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2018, 08:44:58 PM
WTF?? Why??

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/19/man-rubbed-fruit-on-his-bare-bottom-at-supermarket-and-put-it-back-on-display-7959060/

Given that we don't know how many times he's done this in the past I pity any poor bugger who's been daft enough to buy fruit in that area and eat it without washing it first...  sick2:
As a rule never eat fruit or vegetables without washing them first
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2018, 09:41:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 19, 2018, 09:40:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2018, 08:44:58 PM
WTF?? Why??

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/19/man-rubbed-fruit-on-his-bare-bottom-at-supermarket-and-put-it-back-on-display-7959060/

Given that we don't know how many times he's done this in the past I pity any poor bugger who's been daft enough to buy fruit in that area and eat it without washing it first...  sick2:
As a rule never eat fruit or vegetables without washing them first

I always wash them first but I've seen people buy fruit and then eat it straight away...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2018, 04:12:11 AM
Miss D, I recommend that you ignore this. Find another story to read, you will be a lot happier...

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1019901/killer-clown-kent-news-police-hunt (https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1019901/killer-clown-kent-news-police-hunt)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2018, 04:24:22 AM
So stroking your leeks helps them to grow larger......?

Why do I have a feeling that Apey would have a field day with this story....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/19/giant-vegetable-whisperer-strokes-his-leeks-to-help-them-grow-7956560/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2018, 05:05:03 AM
Well that's part of my childhood ruined...  Shocked:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2018, 07:17:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2018, 05:05:03 AM
Well that's part of my childhood ruined...  Shocked:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951)

shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 20, 2018, 07:43:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 20, 2018, 07:17:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2018, 05:05:03 AM
Well that's part of my childhood ruined...  Shocked:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951)

shrugs:

shrugs: shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2018, 09:05:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2018, 04:12:11 AM
Miss D, I recommend that you ignore this. Find another story to read, you will be a lot happier...

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1019901/killer-clown-kent-news-police-hunt (https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1019901/killer-clown-kent-news-police-hunt)
scared2:  used to play in Joyden's Wood when I were a kid
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2018, 09:06:45 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 20, 2018, 07:43:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 20, 2018, 07:17:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2018, 05:05:03 AM
Well that's part of my childhood ruined...  Shocked:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951)

shrugs:

shrugs: shrugs:
shrugs: shrugs: shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2018, 07:05:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 20, 2018, 09:06:45 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 20, 2018, 07:43:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 20, 2018, 07:17:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2018, 05:05:03 AM
Well that's part of my childhood ruined...  Shocked:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951)

shrugs:

shrugs: shrugs:
shrugs: shrugs: shrugs:

It's a yoof thing...

 rubschin:

I'm still young...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2018, 07:09:54 AM
Think I may have just found Miss D's next holiday destination....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/20/you-can-stay-in-a-cottage-made-out-of-chocolate-for-45-7962598/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2018, 07:10:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2018, 07:05:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 20, 2018, 09:06:45 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 20, 2018, 07:43:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 20, 2018, 07:17:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2018, 05:05:03 AM
Well that's part of my childhood ruined...  Shocked:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951)

shrugs:

shrugs: shrugs:
shrugs: shrugs: shrugs:

It's a yoof thing...

 rubschin:

I'm still young...  cloud9:

 cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2018, 07:47:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2018, 07:05:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 20, 2018, 09:06:45 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 20, 2018, 07:43:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 20, 2018, 07:17:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2018, 05:05:03 AM
Well that's part of my childhood ruined...  Shocked:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951)

shrugs:

shrugs: shrugs:
shrugs: shrugs: shrugs:

It's a yoof thing...

 rubschin:

I'm still young...  cloud9:
I hate to break it to you but younger than the likes of BM, Me and Nick is not exactly 'young'
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2018, 12:52:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2018, 07:09:54 AM
Think I may have just found Miss D's next holiday destination....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/20/you-can-stay-in-a-cottage-made-out-of-chocolate-for-45-7962598/
Just a weekend break I would think.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2018, 01:23:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2018, 12:52:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2018, 07:09:54 AM
Think I may have just found Miss D's next holiday destination....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/20/you-can-stay-in-a-cottage-made-out-of-chocolate-for-45-7962598/
Just a weekend break I would think.
lol:

A Kit Kat Kottage?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2018, 06:28:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 24, 2018, 01:23:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2018, 12:52:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2018, 07:09:54 AM
Think I may have just found Miss D's next holiday destination....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/20/you-can-stay-in-a-cottage-made-out-of-chocolate-for-45-7962598/
Just a weekend break I would think.
lol:

A Kit Kat Kottage?
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2018, 11:11:02 AM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/moonpig-begs-customers-to-stop-uploading-photos-of-their-genitals-7981978/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 27, 2018, 11:30:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2018, 11:11:02 AM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/moonpig-begs-customers-to-stop-uploading-photos-of-their-genitals-7981978/
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2018, 11:55:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2018, 11:11:02 AM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/moonpig-begs-customers-to-stop-uploading-photos-of-their-genitals-7981978/

 lol: lol: lol:

What a request to post on-line! facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2018, 11:59:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 27, 2018, 11:55:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2018, 11:11:02 AM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/moonpig-begs-customers-to-stop-uploading-photos-of-their-genitals-7981978/

 lol: lol: lol:

What a request to post on-line! facepalm:

The probably thought it was the easiest way to deal with all that bollocks...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2018, 01:32:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2018, 11:59:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 27, 2018, 11:55:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2018, 11:11:02 AM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/moonpig-begs-customers-to-stop-uploading-photos-of-their-genitals-7981978/

 lol: lol: lol:

What a request to post on-line! facepalm:

The probably thought it was the easiest way to deal with all that bollocks...  whistle:

 ―\_(ツ)_/―
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 27, 2018, 10:36:06 PM
http://www.itv.com/news/2018-09-27/man-chases-plane-at-dublin-airport-after-missing-flight/ (http://www.itv.com/news/2018-09-27/man-chases-plane-at-dublin-airport-after-missing-flight/)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2018, 05:17:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 27, 2018, 10:36:06 PM
http://www.itv.com/news/2018-09-27/man-chases-plane-at-dublin-airport-after-missing-flight/ (http://www.itv.com/news/2018-09-27/man-chases-plane-at-dublin-airport-after-missing-flight/)

Bonkers...  whacky115

And even worserer...

Quote
When police arrived there was a scuffle and he was pinned to the tarmac

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 28, 2018, 12:02:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 28, 2018, 05:17:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 27, 2018, 10:36:06 PM
http://www.itv.com/news/2018-09-27/man-chases-plane-at-dublin-airport-after-missing-flight/ (http://www.itv.com/news/2018-09-27/man-chases-plane-at-dublin-airport-after-missing-flight/)

Bonkers...  whacky115

And even worserer...

Quote
When police arrived there was a scuffle and he was pinned to the tarmac

facepalm:

 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 28, 2018, 12:13:15 PM
Man caught having sex with blow-up doll at the side of the M1 on lorry dashcam
 (https://uk.yahoo.com/news/man-caught-sex-blow-doll-side-m1-lorry-dashcam-080151272.html)


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 28, 2018, 12:50:23 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 28, 2018, 12:13:15 PM
Man caught having sex with blow-up doll at the side of the M1 on lorry dashcam
 (https://uk.yahoo.com/news/man-caught-sex-blow-doll-side-m1-lorry-dashcam-080151272.html)


 eeek:
doublefacepalm
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2018, 09:43:41 PM
Why the hell would you think doing that to yourself was a good idea.......?  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6218719/Electric-wire-knotted-18-year-olds-bladder-shoved-PENIS.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6218719/Electric-wire-knotted-18-year-olds-bladder-shoved-PENIS.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 28, 2018, 09:47:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2018, 09:43:41 PM
Why the hell would you think doing that to yourself was a good idea.......?  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6218719/Electric-wire-knotted-18-year-olds-bladder-shoved-PENIS.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6218719/Electric-wire-knotted-18-year-olds-bladder-shoved-PENIS.html)
Shocked:

Is the world becoming madder or is the madness just more in our face nowadays?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2018, 04:46:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2018, 09:43:41 PM
Why the hell would you think doing that to yourself was a good idea.......?  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6218719/Electric-wire-knotted-18-year-olds-bladder-shoved-PENIS.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6218719/Electric-wire-knotted-18-year-olds-bladder-shoved-PENIS.html)

 eeek: Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2018, 11:03:48 AM
There's nothing to see oh Baldymouse, it's just the fact that someone thought it would be a good way to get their jollies...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Self destroying £1M artwork?  World gets more bonkers every day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028)

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/4C11/production/_103737491_balloon.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2018, 02:37:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Self destroying £1M artwork?  World gets more bonkers every day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028)

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/4C11/production/_103737491_balloon.jpg)

Please tell me someone had a camera handy to catch the expression on the winning bidder's face...  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2018, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Self destroying £1M artwork?  World gets more bonkers every day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028)

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/4C11/production/_103737491_balloon.jpg)


Hmmmnnn.... I call PR stunt...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 06, 2018, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2018, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Self destroying £1M artwork?  World gets more bonkers every day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028)

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/4C11/production/_103737491_balloon.jpg)


Hmmmnnn.... I call PR stunt...  noooo:
Yep

Some reckon it's now worth more

You could try that with your broken tele.  Genuine bashed by the famous LL - make sure she autographs it though
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2018, 06:30:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2018, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Self destroying £1M artwork?  World gets more bonkers every day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028)

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/4C11/production/_103737491_balloon.jpg)


Hmmmnnn.... I call PR stunt...  noooo:
Yep

Some reckon it's now worth more

You could try that with your broken tele.  Genuine bashed by the famous LL - make sure she autographs it though

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2018, 05:30:16 AM
This strikes me as simply taking the piss, although I guess the sellers feel flushed with success...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/04/human-urine-sales-are-rocketing-with-rise-of-workplace-drug-tests-8002578/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2018, 05:33:54 AM
It will only lead to crack...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/03/21/you-should-be-putting-weed-up-your-anus-instead-of-smoking-it-doctors-advise-6524139/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2018, 05:42:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2018, 05:33:54 AM
It will only lead to crack...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/03/21/you-should-be-putting-weed-up-your-anus-instead-of-smoking-it-doctors-advise-6524139/

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 07, 2018, 07:31:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 07, 2018, 05:42:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2018, 05:33:54 AM
It will only lead to crack...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/03/21/you-should-be-putting-weed-up-your-anus-instead-of-smoking-it-doctors-advise-6524139/

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2018, 09:33:53 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 07, 2018, 07:31:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 07, 2018, 05:42:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2018, 05:33:54 AM
It will only lead to crack...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/03/21/you-should-be-putting-weed-up-your-anus-instead-of-smoking-it-doctors-advise-6524139/

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2018, 09:36:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2018, 05:30:16 AM
This strikes me as simply taking the piss, although I guess the sellers feel flushed with success...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/04/human-urine-sales-are-rocketing-with-rise-of-workplace-drug-tests-8002578/
drumroll:

That is a wee-kness with urine testing. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2018, 11:50:49 PM
You rammed a knife into the top of your head because you wanted to make an extra hole to help you breathe? No wonder you didn't suffer any brain damage, the blade couldn't have hit anything that bleedin' small...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6249963/Doctors-save-man-plunged-eight-inch-knife-middle-skull.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6249963/Doctors-save-man-plunged-eight-inch-knife-middle-skull.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2018, 04:55:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2018, 11:50:49 PM
You rammed a knife into the top of your head because you wanted to make an extra hole to help you breathe? No wonder you didn't suffer any brain damage, the blade couldn't have hit anything that bleedin' small...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6249963/Doctors-save-man-plunged-eight-inch-knife-middle-skull.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6249963/Doctors-save-man-plunged-eight-inch-knife-middle-skull.html)

Not clicking that!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 08, 2018, 08:44:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2018, 11:50:49 PM
You rammed a knife into the top of your head because you wanted to make an extra hole to help you breathe? No wonder you didn't suffer any brain damage, the blade couldn't have hit anything that bleedin' small...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6249963/Doctors-save-man-plunged-eight-inch-knife-middle-skull.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6249963/Doctors-save-man-plunged-eight-inch-knife-middle-skull.html)
Shocked:

Russians eh?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2018, 11:13:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2018, 06:30:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2018, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Self destroying £1M artwork?  World gets more bonkers every day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028)

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/4C11/production/_103737491_balloon.jpg)


Hmmmnnn.... I call PR stunt...  noooo:
Yep

Some reckon it's now worth more

You could try that with your broken tele.  Genuine bashed by the famous LL - make sure she autographs it though

 rubschin:

The stunt has backfired for one stupid tosser who blew £40k on one of only 600 copies of that painting. He decided that imitation is the sincerest form of increasing the value of an item so went at it with a Stanley knife. The auction house now say it's worth a grand total of £1...  happy002 happy002 happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6253357/Owner-Girl-Balloon-copy-shredded-40-000-work-believing-double.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6253357/Owner-Girl-Balloon-copy-shredded-40-000-work-believing-double.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2018, 04:08:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2018, 11:13:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2018, 06:30:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2018, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Self destroying £1M artwork?  World gets more bonkers every day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028)

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/4C11/production/_103737491_balloon.jpg)


Hmmmnnn.... I call PR stunt...  noooo:
Yep

Some reckon it's now worth more

You could try that with your broken tele.  Genuine bashed by the famous LL - make sure she autographs it though

 rubschin:

The stunt has backfired for one stupid tosser who blew £40k on one of only 600 copies of that painting. He decided that imitation is the sincerest form of increasing the value of an item so went at it with a Stanley knife. The auction house now say it's worth a grand total of £1...  happy002 happy002 happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6253357/Owner-Girl-Balloon-copy-shredded-40-000-work-believing-double.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6253357/Owner-Girl-Balloon-copy-shredded-40-000-work-believing-double.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 09, 2018, 08:51:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 09, 2018, 04:08:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2018, 11:13:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2018, 06:30:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 06, 2018, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Self destroying £1M artwork?  World gets more bonkers every day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028)

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/4C11/production/_103737491_balloon.jpg)


Hmmmnnn.... I call PR stunt...  noooo:
Yep

Some reckon it's now worth more

You could try that with your broken tele.  Genuine bashed by the famous LL - make sure she autographs it though

 rubschin:

The stunt has backfired for one stupid tosser who blew £40k on one of only 600 copies of that painting. He decided that imitation is the sincerest form of increasing the value of an item so went at it with a Stanley knife. The auction house now say it's worth a grand total of £1...  happy002 happy002 happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6253357/Owner-Girl-Balloon-copy-shredded-40-000-work-believing-double.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6253357/Owner-Girl-Balloon-copy-shredded-40-000-work-believing-double.html)

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2018, 09:01:23 PM
When Google Translate goes wrong....  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/10/instagram-star-becomes-laughing-stock-with-badly-translated-tattoo-8022866/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2018, 09:20:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2018, 09:01:23 PM
When Google Translate goes wrong....  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/10/instagram-star-becomes-laughing-stock-with-badly-translated-tattoo-8022866/
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2018, 04:17:16 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 10, 2018, 09:20:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2018, 09:01:23 PM
When Google Translate goes wrong....  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/10/instagram-star-becomes-laughing-stock-with-badly-translated-tattoo-8022866/
happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2018, 08:20:15 AM
Must have been one hell of an eye opener..

http://youtu.be/cYkL5C-xJ5U (http://youtu.be/cYkL5C-xJ5U)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6263277/Terrifying-moment-C-17-plane-flies-buildings-stunt-called-stupid-dangerous.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6263277/Terrifying-moment-C-17-plane-flies-buildings-stunt-called-stupid-dangerous.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2018, 08:27:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2018, 08:20:15 AM
Must have been one hell of an eye opener..

http://youtu.be/cYkL5C-xJ5U (http://youtu.be/cYkL5C-xJ5U)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6263277/Terrifying-moment-C-17-plane-flies-buildings-stunt-called-stupid-dangerous.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6263277/Terrifying-moment-C-17-plane-flies-buildings-stunt-called-stupid-dangerous.html)

How cool!  :thumbsup:

Shame about the hysteria from the Daily Fail... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2018, 10:06:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2018, 04:17:16 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 10, 2018, 09:20:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2018, 09:01:23 PM
When Google Translate goes wrong....  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/10/instagram-star-becomes-laughing-stock-with-badly-translated-tattoo-8022866/
happy001
happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2018, 11:28:38 PM
When BBC subtitles goes wrong...   noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/video/bbc-accidentally-compliments-eugenies-breasts-1781296/

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2018, 11:49:59 PM
TMJ...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6269051/My-partner-dog-transgender-man-identifies-canine.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6269051/My-partner-dog-transgender-man-identifies-canine.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2018, 11:55:29 PM
Setting a Guiness Record for the number of walnuts smashed by your forehead..........I believe that the clinical term is bloody nutcase...  noooo:

Quote
Mr Naseem had previously held several Guinness World Records including most green coconuts smashed with his head and most bottle caps removed with his head in one minute.

He also holds the record for most nunchaku back handrolls in one minute, and crushing the highest number of drink cans with his elbow.

The martial artist also broke the record for most watermelons smashed with a head in one minute in May, when he broke open 51.

Mr Naseem said: 'Breaking any world record requires a lot of practice and funds. But I don't get any help from the local government rather I've to bear all my financial expenses myself.

I'm almost afraid to ask how you remove a bottle cap with your head...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6269787/Martial-artist-cracks-247-walnuts-open-HEAD-attempt-break-bizarre-world-record.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6269787/Martial-artist-cracks-247-walnuts-open-HEAD-attempt-break-bizarre-world-record.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2018, 06:02:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2018, 11:49:59 PM
TMJ...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6269051/My-partner-dog-transgender-man-identifies-canine.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6269051/My-partner-dog-transgender-man-identifies-canine.html)

Mad...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 13, 2018, 08:53:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2018, 11:28:38 PM
When BBC subtitles goes wrong...   noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/video/bbc-accidentally-compliments-eugenies-breasts-1781296/
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 13, 2018, 08:55:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 13, 2018, 06:02:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2018, 11:49:59 PM
TMJ...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6269051/My-partner-dog-transgender-man-identifies-canine.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6269051/My-partner-dog-transgender-man-identifies-canine.html)

Mad...  noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 13, 2018, 03:55:58 PM
Oops

http://uk.businessinsider.com/r-friendly-fire-destroys-belgian-warplane-at-base-2018-10 (http://uk.businessinsider.com/r-friendly-fire-destroys-belgian-warplane-at-base-2018-10)

(https://www.airlive.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/F-16-berlge.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2018, 06:16:18 PM
I know that vegeterianism is part of your religion but there have to be easier ways to get more iron into your diet...  eeek:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/sei_34712382-ae4c.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=768%2C512)

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/sei_34712854-da1c.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=768%2C512)

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/sei_34730371-faf9.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=768%2C512)

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/13/these-extreme-piercings-at-a-vegetarian-festival-will-leave-you-wincing-8034006/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2018, 06:17:57 PM
Just....  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/13/man-tasered-by-police-for-refusing-to-stop-having-sex-with-car-exhaust-8035343/

TMJ's...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 14, 2018, 07:02:53 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2018, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2018, 06:17:57 PM
Just....  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/13/man-tasered-by-police-for-refusing-to-stop-having-sex-with-car-exhaust-8035343/

TMJ's...  noooo:

Start the car... ideally if a diesel force a regen...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2018, 11:16:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 14, 2018, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2018, 06:17:57 PM
Just....  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/13/man-tasered-by-police-for-refusing-to-stop-having-sex-with-car-exhaust-8035343/

TMJ's...  noooo:

Start the car... ideally if a diesel force a regen...  eveilgrin:

I can see his defence now.... "My client was pissed and too stupid to realise that isn't what autoerotica means m'lud"

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2018, 11:33:23 AM
I see that the image of the stereotypical Scouser is alive and well...  noooo:

I'm amazed he managed to spell Lee correctly.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6293727/Backpacker-Liverpool-faces-TEN-YEARS-Thai-prison-spraying-Scouse-Lee-fortress.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6293727/Backpacker-Liverpool-faces-TEN-YEARS-Thai-prison-spraying-Scouse-Lee-fortress.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2018, 11:36:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2018, 11:33:23 AM
I see that the image of the stereotypical Scouser is alive and well...  noooo:

I'm amazed he managed to spell Lee correctly.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6293727/Backpacker-Liverpool-faces-TEN-YEARS-Thai-prison-spraying-Scouse-Lee-fortress.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6293727/Backpacker-Liverpool-faces-TEN-YEARS-Thai-prison-spraying-Scouse-Lee-fortress.html)

Hang them...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 19, 2018, 11:41:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2018, 11:33:23 AM
I see that the image of the stereotypical Scouser is alive and well...  noooo:

I'm amazed he managed to spell Lee correctly.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6293727/Backpacker-Liverpool-faces-TEN-YEARS-Thai-prison-spraying-Scouse-Lee-fortress.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6293727/Backpacker-Liverpool-faces-TEN-YEARS-Thai-prison-spraying-Scouse-Lee-fortress.html)
What a complete fuckwit, with luck they'll lose the key
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2018, 11:39:36 PM
Given the number of times we see stupid bastards pull something like this I can't help but wonder if Mr Darwin sir trying to come up with a non lethal way of making sure the idiots can't breed....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6303011/Man-33-nearly-loses-penis-getting-steel-ball-bearings-wedged-it.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6303011/Man-33-nearly-loses-penis-getting-steel-ball-bearings-wedged-it.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2018, 04:35:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2018, 11:39:36 PM
Given the number of times we see stupid bastards pull something like this I can't help but wonder if Mr Darwin sir trying to come up with a non lethal way of making sure the idiots can't breed....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6303011/Man-33-nearly-loses-penis-getting-steel-ball-bearings-wedged-it.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6303011/Man-33-nearly-loses-penis-getting-steel-ball-bearings-wedged-it.html)

Yes, bizarre...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2018, 08:50:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 23, 2018, 04:35:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2018, 11:39:36 PM
Given the number of times we see stupid bastards pull something like this I can't help but wonder if Mr Darwin sir trying to come up with a non lethal way of making sure the idiots can't breed....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6303011/Man-33-nearly-loses-penis-getting-steel-ball-bearings-wedged-it.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6303011/Man-33-nearly-loses-penis-getting-steel-ball-bearings-wedged-it.html)

Yes, bizarre...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

He probably celebrated the successful op by standing on a railway line to watch fireworks
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2018, 06:42:19 PM
I know that it's the Daily Fail writing an article about PETA but wtf?????  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6304113/Animal-Rights-Group-PETA-claims-milk-symbol-white-supremacy.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6304113/Animal-Rights-Group-PETA-claims-milk-symbol-white-supremacy.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2018, 07:05:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2018, 06:42:19 PM
I know that it's the Daily Fail writing an article about PETA but wtf?????  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6304113/Animal-Rights-Group-PETA-claims-milk-symbol-white-supremacy.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6304113/Animal-Rights-Group-PETA-claims-milk-symbol-white-supremacy.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2018, 08:25:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 23, 2018, 07:05:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2018, 06:42:19 PM
I know that it's the Daily Fail writing an article about PETA but wtf?????  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6304113/Animal-Rights-Group-PETA-claims-milk-symbol-white-supremacy.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6304113/Animal-Rights-Group-PETA-claims-milk-symbol-white-supremacy.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2018, 08:27:00 PM
Influencer? Who the hell is so gormless that they can be influenced by someone like this cnut? Mr Darwin sir needs to up his game it seems...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6306383/Interview-teetotal-vegan-influencer-ridiculed.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6306383/Interview-teetotal-vegan-influencer-ridiculed.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2018, 08:34:08 PM
Sorry please don't rob me now, come back later when I have more money (and the coppers)?

And they fell for it

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45958404 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45958404)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2018, 08:35:27 PM
No I'm no seer but for some reason I can see a trip to Scotland in Apey's future....  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/23/craft-brewery-introduces-honesty-box-so-people-can-pay-what-they-like-8065640/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2018, 05:03:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2018, 08:35:27 PM
No I'm no seer but for some reason I can see a trip to Scotland in Apey's future....  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/23/craft-brewery-introduces-honesty-box-so-people-can-pay-what-they-like-8065640/

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2018, 05:22:38 PM
Freshly converted Range Rover coupes going cheap?

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/B2CA/production/_104007754_bridgestrike_widerview.jpg)

Luxury cars crushed as transporter hits low bridge in Perth (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-45964816)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2018, 05:24:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 24, 2018, 05:22:38 PM
Freshly converted Range Rover coupes going cheap?

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/B2CA/production/_104007754_bridgestrike_widerview.jpg)

Luxury cars crushed as transporter hits low bridge in Perth (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-45964816)

Eeek!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2018, 06:40:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2018, 05:24:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 24, 2018, 05:22:38 PM
Freshly converted Range Rover coupes going cheap?

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/B2CA/production/_104007754_bridgestrike_widerview.jpg)

Luxury cars crushed as transporter hits low bridge in Perth (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-45964816)

Eeek!  eeek:
I often wondered where they got the idea for the Evoke.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2018, 07:00:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2018, 06:40:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2018, 05:24:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 24, 2018, 05:22:38 PM
Freshly converted Range Rover coupes going cheap?

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/B2CA/production/_104007754_bridgestrike_widerview.jpg)

Luxury cars crushed as transporter hits low bridge in Perth (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-45964816)

Eeek!  eeek:
I often wondered where they got the idea for the Evoke.  whistle:

 drumroll:

My mate has one - utter shyte...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 02:02:08 PM
I know this is another Daily Fail article but this kind of thing is far from an isolated occurrence. I can't help but suspect that she is 'studying' one of those ersatz courses that have come about over the years with no purpose other than to fudge unemployment figures noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6315595/Fury-student-union-president-vows-tear-white-men-WWI-mural.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6315595/Fury-student-union-president-vows-tear-white-men-WWI-mural.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2018, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 02:02:08 PM
I know this is another Daily Fail article but this kind of thing is far from an isolated occurrence. I can't help but suspect that she is 'studying' one of those ersatz courses that have come about over the years with no purpose other than to fudge unemployment figures noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6315595/Fury-student-union-president-vows-tear-white-men-WWI-mural.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6315595/Fury-student-union-president-vows-tear-white-men-WWI-mural.html)

It'll be Gender Studies...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 02:14:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2018, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 02:02:08 PM
I know this is another Daily Fail article but this kind of thing is far from an isolated occurrence. I can't help but suspect that she is 'studying' one of those ersatz courses that have come about over the years with no purpose other than to fudge unemployment figures noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6315595/Fury-student-union-president-vows-tear-white-men-WWI-mural.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6315595/Fury-student-union-president-vows-tear-white-men-WWI-mural.html)

It'll be Gender Studies...  noooo:

I've been seeing a decent amount of coverage in the news of late about the NPC meme and how dehumanising it is to the liberal left but I have to admit that it is spot on when it comes to describing idiots like this.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2018, 02:19:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 02:14:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2018, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 02:02:08 PM
I know this is another Daily Fail article but this kind of thing is far from an isolated occurrence. I can't help but suspect that she is 'studying' one of those ersatz courses that have come about over the years with no purpose other than to fudge unemployment figures noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6315595/Fury-student-union-president-vows-tear-white-men-WWI-mural.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6315595/Fury-student-union-president-vows-tear-white-men-WWI-mural.html)

It'll be Gender Studies...  noooo:

I've been seeing a decent amount of coverage in the news of late about the NPC meme and how dehumanising it is to the liberal left but I have to admit that it is spot on when it comes to describing idiots like this.  noooo:

It is!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 02:51:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2018, 02:19:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 02:14:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2018, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 02:02:08 PM
I know this is another Daily Fail article but this kind of thing is far from an isolated occurrence. I can't help but suspect that she is 'studying' one of those ersatz courses that have come about over the years with no purpose other than to fudge unemployment figures noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6315595/Fury-student-union-president-vows-tear-white-men-WWI-mural.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6315595/Fury-student-union-president-vows-tear-white-men-WWI-mural.html)

It'll be Gender Studies...  noooo:

I've been seeing a decent amount of coverage in the news of late about the NPC meme and how dehumanising it is to the liberal left but I have to admit that it is spot on when it comes to describing idiots like this.  noooo:

It is!  lol:

I'm just loving the meltdown it's caused. Hundreds of triggered idiots like this are screaming...

http://youtu.be/j-FxA1jloTg (http://youtu.be/j-FxA1jloTg)

Apparently their organised and professional supporters in twitter and the media aside this the best response the can come up with. lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2018, 03:34:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 02:51:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2018, 02:19:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 02:14:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2018, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 02:02:08 PM
I know this is another Daily Fail article but this kind of thing is far from an isolated occurrence. I can't help but suspect that she is 'studying' one of those ersatz courses that have come about over the years with no purpose other than to fudge unemployment figures noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6315595/Fury-student-union-president-vows-tear-white-men-WWI-mural.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6315595/Fury-student-union-president-vows-tear-white-men-WWI-mural.html)

It'll be Gender Studies...  noooo:

I've been seeing a decent amount of coverage in the news of late about the NPC meme and how dehumanising it is to the liberal left but I have to admit that it is spot on when it comes to describing idiots like this.  noooo:

It is!  lol:

I'm just loving the meltdown it's caused. Hundreds of triggered idiots like this are screaming...

http://youtu.be/j-FxA1jloTg (http://youtu.be/j-FxA1jloTg)

Apparently their organised and professional supporters in twitter and the media aside this the best response the can come up with. lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2018, 03:46:17 PM
Was I the only one that had to google NPC to find out what it meant?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 03:47:49 PM
I was wondering if it would be a good idea to post an explanation for everyone  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2018, 04:34:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 25, 2018, 03:46:17 PM
Was I the only one that had to google NPC to find out what it meant?

Yup...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2018, 04:19:08 AM
As far as tokens of love go, something tells me that the boyfriend did a runner not long afterwards...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6320235/Mexican-woman-23-removes-belly-button-gives-boyfriend-token-love.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6320235/Mexican-woman-23-removes-belly-button-gives-boyfriend-token-love.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2018, 04:47:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2018, 04:19:08 AM
As far as tokens of love go, something tells me that the boyfriend did a runner not long afterwards...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6320235/Mexican-woman-23-removes-belly-button-gives-boyfriend-token-love.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6320235/Mexican-woman-23-removes-belly-button-gives-boyfriend-token-love.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 27, 2018, 06:17:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2018, 04:47:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2018, 04:19:08 AM
As far as tokens of love go, something tells me that the boyfriend did a runner not long afterwards...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6320235/Mexican-woman-23-removes-belly-button-gives-boyfriend-token-love.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6320235/Mexican-woman-23-removes-belly-button-gives-boyfriend-token-love.html)

 sick2:
sick2: sick2: and  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2018, 06:56:34 AM
Trying to kill a spider with a blowtorch......???  Just how big was that bloody spider... eeek:

Another one of Nick's relatives?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/24/second-man-tries-to-kill-spiders-with-blow-torch-also-ends-up-burning-his-house-down-8070976/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2018, 06:59:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2018, 06:56:34 AM
Trying to kill a spider with a blowtorch......???  Just how big was that bloody spider... eeek:

Another one of Nick's relatives?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/24/second-man-tries-to-kill-spiders-with-blow-torch-also-ends-up-burning-his-house-down-8070976/

happy001

Mind you, a nest of Black Widows...  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 30, 2018, 10:46:06 AM
"Halloween is Christmas for us amputees"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-46016329 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-46016329)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2018, 12:09:49 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 30, 2018, 10:46:06 AM
"Halloween is Christmas for us amputees"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-46016329 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-46016329)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2018, 10:19:44 PM
Can I just check that nobody has been changing definitions in the Oxford English Dictionary....?

No...?

OK. In that case I'd like to present the winning entry for the 2018 VP ironic news story of the year. Tony Blair talking about forcing tech companies to follow 'ethical standards'  Banghead

I wonder if someone used sock puppets or cartoons to explain to him what ethics are.  cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341513/Tony-Blair-calls-transatlantic-crackdown-tech-giants-like-Facebook.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341513/Tony-Blair-calls-transatlantic-crackdown-tech-giants-like-Facebook.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2018, 05:07:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2018, 10:19:44 PM
Can I just check that nobody has been changing definitions in the Oxford English Dictionary....?

No...?

OK. In that case I'd like to present the winning entry for the 2018 VP ironic news story of the year. Tony Blair talking about forcing tech companies to follow 'ethical standards'  Banghead

I wonder if someone used sock puppets or cartoons to explain to him what ethics are.  cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341513/Tony-Blair-calls-transatlantic-crackdown-tech-giants-like-Facebook.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341513/Tony-Blair-calls-transatlantic-crackdown-tech-giants-like-Facebook.html)

What utter scum the 'man' is...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2018, 08:08:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 02, 2018, 05:07:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2018, 10:19:44 PM
Can I just check that nobody has been changing definitions in the Oxford English Dictionary....?

No...?

OK. In that case I'd like to present the winning entry for the 2018 VP ironic news story of the year. Tony Blair talking about forcing tech companies to follow 'ethical standards'  Banghead

I wonder if someone used sock puppets or cartoons to explain to him what ethics are.  cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341513/Tony-Blair-calls-transatlantic-crackdown-tech-giants-like-Facebook.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341513/Tony-Blair-calls-transatlantic-crackdown-tech-giants-like-Facebook.html)

What utter scum the 'man' is...  noooo:

I couldn't agree more, I will admit though when I first read the article and saw this picture:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/11/01/10/5650222-6341513-image-a-21_1541069603813.jpg)

I had a flash from Red Dwarf where Rimmer says "Mr Flibble's very cross"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2018, 08:16:14 AM
What the bleedin' fuck???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343269/Man-penis-testicles-eaten-bulldog-room-animal.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343269/Man-penis-testicles-eaten-bulldog-room-animal.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 02, 2018, 09:37:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2018, 08:16:14 AM
What the bleedin' fuck???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343269/Man-penis-testicles-eaten-bulldog-room-animal.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343269/Man-penis-testicles-eaten-bulldog-room-animal.html)
eeek: ^99
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2018, 09:49:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2018, 08:08:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 02, 2018, 05:07:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2018, 10:19:44 PM
Can I just check that nobody has been changing definitions in the Oxford English Dictionary....?

No...?

OK. In that case I'd like to present the winning entry for the 2018 VP ironic news story of the year. Tony Blair talking about forcing tech companies to follow 'ethical standards'  Banghead

I wonder if someone used sock puppets or cartoons to explain to him what ethics are.  cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341513/Tony-Blair-calls-transatlantic-crackdown-tech-giants-like-Facebook.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341513/Tony-Blair-calls-transatlantic-crackdown-tech-giants-like-Facebook.html)

What utter scum the 'man' is...  noooo:

I couldn't agree more, I will admit though when I first read the article and saw this picture:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/11/01/10/5650222-6341513-image-a-21_1541069603813.jpg)

I had a flash from Red Dwarf where Rimmer says "Mr Flibble's very cross"

"A gottle of geer"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2018, 10:26:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 02, 2018, 09:49:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2018, 08:08:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 02, 2018, 05:07:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2018, 10:19:44 PM
Can I just check that nobody has been changing definitions in the Oxford English Dictionary....?

No...?

OK. In that case I'd like to present the winning entry for the 2018 VP ironic news story of the year. Tony Blair talking about forcing tech companies to follow 'ethical standards'  Banghead

I wonder if someone used sock puppets or cartoons to explain to him what ethics are.  cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341513/Tony-Blair-calls-transatlantic-crackdown-tech-giants-like-Facebook.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341513/Tony-Blair-calls-transatlantic-crackdown-tech-giants-like-Facebook.html)

What utter scum the 'man' is...  noooo:

I couldn't agree more, I will admit though when I first read the article and saw this picture:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/11/01/10/5650222-6341513-image-a-21_1541069603813.jpg)

I had a flash from Red Dwarf where Rimmer says "Mr Flibble's very cross"

"A gottle of geer"

Just had a crack at making a morph from Tony to Mr Flibble but it's going to need much better photo editing software than I have to get the second picture right.  noooo:

Pity, given how much traction the NPC meme gained in such a short time and just how easy a target Tony would be I suspect this could be a lot of fun once unleashed...  Sinister:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2018, 08:55:33 PM
Miss D has followers....  scared2:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-usa-axethrowing/axe-throwing-takes-aim-at-sunny-los-angeles-idUKKCN1MK02E
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2018, 09:25:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2018, 08:55:33 PM
Miss D has followers....  scared2:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-usa-axethrowing/axe-throwing-takes-aim-at-sunny-los-angeles-idUKKCN1MK02E
scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2018, 05:30:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 06, 2018, 09:25:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2018, 08:55:33 PM
Miss D has followers....  scared2:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-usa-axethrowing/axe-throwing-takes-aim-at-sunny-los-angeles-idUKKCN1MK02E
scared2: scared2:
scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2018, 08:24:46 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6363439/Pensioner-69-identifies-45-year-old-tries-change-age.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6363439/Pensioner-69-identifies-45-year-old-tries-change-age.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2018, 08:36:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2018, 08:24:46 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6363439/Pensioner-69-identifies-45-year-old-tries-change-age.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6363439/Pensioner-69-identifies-45-year-old-tries-change-age.html)

 rubschin:

Yup, it was only a matter of time really wasn't it...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 08, 2018, 08:40:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 08, 2018, 08:36:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2018, 08:24:46 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6363439/Pensioner-69-identifies-45-year-old-tries-change-age.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6363439/Pensioner-69-identifies-45-year-old-tries-change-age.html)

 rubschin:

Yup, it was only a matter of time really wasn't it...?  noooo:
Sadly true

We await the first claim to be reidentified as another species.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2018, 08:43:37 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2018, 02:36:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2018, 08:43:37 AM
rubschin:

Homo Dominus Faba?  rubschin:

Apologies to Mr Darwin sir if that makes no sense but I haven't really used Latin in 30 odd years.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2018, 04:14:39 AM
This advert traumatised children?? I'm sorry, you can call me heartless but how bleedin thick must your kids be if they thought a CARROT driving a lorry was real...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6368929/Angry-mother-slams-Aldis-Christmas-advert-traumatic-children.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6368929/Angry-mother-slams-Aldis-Christmas-advert-traumatic-children.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2018, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2018, 04:14:39 AM
This advert traumatised children?? I'm sorry, you can call me heartless but how bleedin thick must your kids be if they thought a CARROT driving a lorry was real...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6368929/Angry-mother-slams-Aldis-Christmas-advert-traumatic-children.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6368929/Angry-mother-slams-Aldis-Christmas-advert-traumatic-children.html)

facepalm:

2018: The year western civilisation collapsed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2018, 09:08:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2018, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2018, 04:14:39 AM
This advert traumatised children?? I'm sorry, you can call me heartless but how bleedin thick must your kids be if they thought a CARROT driving a lorry was real...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6368929/Angry-mother-slams-Aldis-Christmas-advert-traumatic-children.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6368929/Angry-mother-slams-Aldis-Christmas-advert-traumatic-children.html)

facepalm:

2018: The year western civilisation collapsed...  noooo:
How stupid. Clearly even an Aldi carrot wouldn't be old enough to take an HGV1 test.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2018, 04:23:13 PM
1984 meets Skynet....  scared2:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/09/the-worlds-first-ai-news-anchor-has-gone-live-in-china.html (https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/09/the-worlds-first-ai-news-anchor-has-gone-live-in-china.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2018, 06:17:37 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/12/man-35-marries-hologram-of-a-16-year-old-pop-star-in-cross-dimension-wedding-8129873/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2018, 07:14:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2018, 06:17:37 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/12/man-35-marries-hologram-of-a-16-year-old-pop-star-in-cross-dimension-wedding-8129873/


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 15, 2018, 07:17:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2018, 06:17:37 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/12/man-35-marries-hologram-of-a-16-year-old-pop-star-in-cross-dimension-wedding-8129873/
whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2018, 11:48:48 AM
Gary Anderson & Wesley Harms deny farting accusations at Grand Slam of Darts (https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/46245993)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2018, 12:17:50 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2018, 11:48:48 AM
Gary Anderson & Wesley Harms deny farting accusations at Grand Slam of Darts (https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/46245993)
lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2018, 10:44:54 AM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/oxford-don-in-court-battle-over-125m-home-mother-left-to-female-lover-half-her-age-a3993661.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/oxford-don-in-court-battle-over-125m-home-mother-left-to-female-lover-half-her-age-a3993661.html)

He's a mate of mine!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2018, 10:55:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 20, 2018, 10:44:54 AM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/oxford-don-in-court-battle-over-125m-home-mother-left-to-female-lover-half-her-age-a3993661.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/oxford-don-in-court-battle-over-125m-home-mother-left-to-female-lover-half-her-age-a3993661.html)

He's a mate of mine!  eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 20, 2018, 12:13:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 20, 2018, 10:44:54 AM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/oxford-don-in-court-battle-over-125m-home-mother-left-to-female-lover-half-her-age-a3993661.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/oxford-don-in-court-battle-over-125m-home-mother-left-to-female-lover-half-her-age-a3993661.html)

He's a mate of mine!  eeek:
Soon to be a poorer one it seems, you may need to borrow him a fiver
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2018, 02:08:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 20, 2018, 12:13:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 20, 2018, 10:44:54 AM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/oxford-don-in-court-battle-over-125m-home-mother-left-to-female-lover-half-her-age-a3993661.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/oxford-don-in-court-battle-over-125m-home-mother-left-to-female-lover-half-her-age-a3993661.html)

He's a mate of mine!  eeek:
Soon to be a poorer one it seems, you may need to borrow him a fiver

Yarp, worth borrowing him a fiver.... If he wins you can lend miwlions from him!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2018, 09:33:04 AM
Uni staff told capital letters could frighten anxious students (https://www.theweek.co.uk/97895/uni-staff-told-capital-letters-could-frighten-anxious-students)

Stop the world please, I feel a bit sick and want to get off now...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 21, 2018, 10:05:21 AM
"sharing best practice from the latest teaching research to inform their teaching"

There's no hope  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2018, 10:10:16 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 21, 2018, 10:05:21 AM
"sharing best practice from the latest teaching research to inform their teaching"

There's no hope  noooo:

Nope.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2018, 02:28:05 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/wombats-have-round-bumholes-but-do-square-poos/ (https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/wombats-have-round-bumholes-but-do-square-poos/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2018, 08:27:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 21, 2018, 09:33:04 AM
Uni staff told capital letters could frighten anxious students (https://www.theweek.co.uk/97895/uni-staff-told-capital-letters-could-frighten-anxious-students)

Stop the world please, I feel a bit sick and want to get off now...  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2018, 08:28:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 21, 2018, 02:28:05 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/wombats-have-round-bumholes-but-do-square-poos/ (https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/wombats-have-round-bumholes-but-do-square-poos/)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2018, 08:09:07 AM
https://theworldnews.net/gb-news/reindeer-starts-singing-frosty-the-pervert-after-being-tampered-with-in-shopping-centre (https://theworldnews.net/gb-news/reindeer-starts-singing-frosty-the-pervert-after-being-tampered-with-in-shopping-centre)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2018, 08:36:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 22, 2018, 08:09:07 AM
https://theworldnews.net/gb-news/reindeer-starts-singing-frosty-the-pervert-after-being-tampered-with-in-shopping-centre (https://theworldnews.net/gb-news/reindeer-starts-singing-frosty-the-pervert-after-being-tampered-with-in-shopping-centre)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2018, 10:38:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2018, 08:36:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 22, 2018, 08:09:07 AM
https://theworldnews.net/gb-news/reindeer-starts-singing-frosty-the-pervert-after-being-tampered-with-in-shopping-centre (https://theworldnews.net/gb-news/reindeer-starts-singing-frosty-the-pervert-after-being-tampered-with-in-shopping-centre)

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2018, 01:25:05 PM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/22/wool-parish-council-forced-discuss-changing-name-vegan-wool/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/22/wool-parish-council-forced-discuss-changing-name-vegan-wool/)


 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 23, 2018, 02:11:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2018, 01:25:05 PM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/22/wool-parish-council-forced-discuss-changing-name-vegan-wool/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/22/wool-parish-council-forced-discuss-changing-name-vegan-wool/)


 facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2018, 07:29:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 23, 2018, 02:11:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2018, 01:25:05 PM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/22/wool-parish-council-forced-discuss-changing-name-vegan-wool/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/22/wool-parish-council-forced-discuss-changing-name-vegan-wool/)


 facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

Oh FFS! facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2018, 09:21:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 23, 2018, 07:29:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 23, 2018, 02:11:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2018, 01:25:05 PM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/22/wool-parish-council-forced-discuss-changing-name-vegan-wool/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/22/wool-parish-council-forced-discuss-changing-name-vegan-wool/)


 facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

Oh FFS! facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:

Given that these are the morons who have in the past attacked Pokemon and Games Workshop for animal cruelty are you really that surprised they've pulled some gormless shite like this...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2018, 08:56:42 PM
Apey would have a field day with this, some of the comments....  happy002

I did like the one about a daddy longlegs shagging a potato

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/26/suspects-haircut-compared-to-an-aldi-bar-code-as-people-let-rip-over-mugshot-8177163/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 26, 2018, 10:47:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2018, 08:56:42 PM
Apey would have a field day with this, some of the comments....  happy002

I did like the one about a daddy longlegs shagging a potato

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/26/suspects-haircut-compared-to-an-aldi-bar-code-as-people-let-rip-over-mugshot-8177163/
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2018, 05:23:24 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 26, 2018, 10:47:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2018, 08:56:42 PM
Apey would have a field day with this, some of the comments....  happy002

I did like the one about a daddy longlegs shagging a potato

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/26/suspects-haircut-compared-to-an-aldi-bar-code-as-people-let-rip-over-mugshot-8177163/
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2018, 10:13:04 AM
While I'm in favour of inclusivity how exactly does this help in any way shape or form...  Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/27/students-replace-word-women-with-womxn-because-term-men-is-offensive-8181017/

And these idiots wonder why the NPC meme took off the way it did...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2018, 11:24:51 PM
A happy event for another long lost member of Nick's family...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/28/babys-gender-reveal-sparked-massive-wildfire-that-took-800-firefighters-a-week-to-put-out-8185216/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 28, 2018, 11:26:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2018, 11:24:51 PM
A happy event for another long lost member of Nick's family...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/28/babys-gender-reveal-sparked-massive-wildfire-that-took-800-firefighters-a-week-to-put-out-8185216/
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2018, 09:23:53 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2018, 11:34:46 AM
Are you bloody serious? This won't reduce any stigma, you are essentially saying that as far as you are concerned having some form of facial disfiguration automatically makes you a saint...  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6440733/British-film-bosses-BAN-baddies-facial-scars-bid-reduce-stigma-disfigurements.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6440733/British-film-bosses-BAN-baddies-facial-scars-bid-reduce-stigma-disfigurements.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 29, 2018, 01:54:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2018, 11:34:46 AM
Are you bloody serious? This won't reduce any stigma, you are essentially saying that as far as you are concerned having some form of facial disfiguration automatically makes you a saint...  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6440733/British-film-bosses-BAN-baddies-facial-scars-bid-reduce-stigma-disfigurements.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6440733/British-film-bosses-BAN-baddies-facial-scars-bid-reduce-stigma-disfigurements.html)
So are you saying it doesn’t?

Best I think twice about that Black and Decker wheeze then
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2018, 07:33:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 29, 2018, 01:54:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2018, 11:34:46 AM
Are you bloody serious? This won't reduce any stigma, you are essentially saying that as far as you are concerned having some form of facial disfiguration automatically makes you a saint...  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6440733/British-film-bosses-BAN-baddies-facial-scars-bid-reduce-stigma-disfigurements.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6440733/British-film-bosses-BAN-baddies-facial-scars-bid-reduce-stigma-disfigurements.html)
So are you saying it doesn’t?

Best I think twice about that Black and Decker wheeze then

Of course it doesn't, any more then Harry Potter and Inigo Montoya show that facial scars automatically make the character a good person. The problem isn't the scars, it's an increasing trend of lazy scriptwriting and minimal (at best) character development.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2018, 11:58:56 PM
What.........the..........fuck....  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6440489/Bizarre-new-reality-series-documents-lives-extreme-couples.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6440489/Bizarre-new-reality-series-documents-lives-extreme-couples.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2018, 12:03:36 AM
And they say that romance is dead...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6438893/Facebook-left-baffled-woman-gloated-proposal-genitals.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6438893/Facebook-left-baffled-woman-gloated-proposal-genitals.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2018, 05:24:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2018, 12:03:36 AM
And they say that romance is dead...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6438893/Facebook-left-baffled-woman-gloated-proposal-genitals.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6438893/Facebook-left-baffled-woman-gloated-proposal-genitals.html)

 noooo:

And they'll breed too...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2018, 05:26:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2018, 11:58:56 PM
What.........the..........fuck....  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6440489/Bizarre-new-reality-series-documents-lives-extreme-couples.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6440489/Bizarre-new-reality-series-documents-lives-extreme-couples.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 30, 2018, 08:44:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2018, 05:24:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2018, 12:03:36 AM
And they say that romance is dead...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6438893/Facebook-left-baffled-woman-gloated-proposal-genitals.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6438893/Facebook-left-baffled-woman-gloated-proposal-genitals.html)

 noooo:

And they'll breed too...  evil:




Only by mistake I'm guessing.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2018, 05:47:44 PM
Offering sexual favours for some fried chicken, and they say that Manchester has no class...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6446705/Mother-offered-sexual-favours-takeaway-staff-return-free-fried-chicken.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490 (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6446705/Mother-offered-sexual-favours-takeaway-staff-return-free-fried-chicken.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490)

I'm amazed they didn't run away screaming after she made the offer...  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2018, 07:12:22 PM
I wouldn't give her so much as a bone  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2018, 07:14:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2018, 07:12:22 PM
I wouldn't give her so much as a bone  noooo:

Bear in mind that would have been her dressed smartly and demurely for the court appearance, I dread to think what she was wearing that night when out on the piss...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2018, 07:30:10 PM
I hear Miss D and the Brat are out on the town in Brighton.................
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2018, 07:35:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2018, 07:30:10 PM
I hear Miss D and the Brat are out on the town in Brighton.................

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2018, 07:52:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2018, 07:30:10 PM
I hear Miss D and the Brat are out on the town in Brighton.................

Shite!!! If I'd had advanced warning I could have made a tidy profit buying up shares in chocolate, voddy  and collapsio suppliers...  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2018, 08:03:00 PM
It won't end well  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2018, 08:07:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2018, 08:03:00 PM
It won't end well  noooo:

If Brighton can survive you then it can easily survive Miss D and The Brat...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2018, 08:41:48 PM
 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2018, 01:30:39 PM
Jesus Christ!!! Why the hell would you want to do that....   Shocked:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/sei_42654812-1a2c-e1543831376826.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C662)

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/sei_42654785-d153-e1543831435918.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C603)

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/03/piercing-addict-suspended-from-metal-hooks-in-her-back-8202251/

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2018, 01:32:59 PM
A seasonal one for you...  lol:

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/chris-rea-begins-homeward-journey-2014120493512 (https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/chris-rea-begins-homeward-journey-2014120493512)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2018, 02:22:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2018, 01:32:59 PM
A seasonal one for you...  lol:

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/chris-rea-begins-homeward-journey-2014120493512 (https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/chris-rea-begins-homeward-journey-2014120493512)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 03, 2018, 03:58:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2018, 02:22:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2018, 01:32:59 PM
A seasonal one for you...  lol:

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/chris-rea-begins-homeward-journey-2014120493512 (https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/chris-rea-begins-homeward-journey-2014120493512)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 03, 2018, 04:01:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2018, 01:30:39 PM
Jesus Christ!!! Why the hell would you want to do that....   Shocked:

 . . . . .

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/03/piercing-addict-suspended-from-metal-hooks-in-her-back-8202251/
whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2018, 10:11:04 PM
Well if you are going to go drink driving....  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 03, 2018, 10:53:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2018, 10:11:04 PM
Well if you are going to go drink driving....  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html)
link doesn't work  noooo:   seems the Misery has removed the story
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2018, 12:24:24 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 03, 2018, 10:53:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2018, 10:11:04 PM
Well if you are going to go drink driving....  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html)
link doesn't work  noooo:   seems the Misery has removed the story

Typical. Basically the story was dickhead gets pissed, decides to drive home and ends up crashing into the front of a police station as they are getting ready to start their seasonal drink driving campaign.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2018, 05:26:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 03, 2018, 10:53:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2018, 10:11:04 PM
Well if you are going to go drink driving....  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html)
link doesn't work  noooo:   seems the Misery has removed the story

Works for me...  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 04, 2018, 08:40:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2018, 05:26:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 03, 2018, 10:53:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2018, 10:11:04 PM
Well if you are going to go drink driving....  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html)
link doesn't work  noooo:   seems the Misery has removed the story

Works for me...  angel1
They fixed it

Well either that or you have magic powers

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2018, 09:20:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 04, 2018, 08:40:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2018, 05:26:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 03, 2018, 10:53:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2018, 10:11:04 PM
Well if you are going to go drink driving....  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html)
link doesn't work  noooo:   seems the Misery has removed the story

Works for me...  angel1
They fixed it

Well either that or you have magic powers

 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2018, 12:56:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2018, 09:20:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 04, 2018, 08:40:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2018, 05:26:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 03, 2018, 10:53:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2018, 10:11:04 PM
Well if you are going to go drink driving....  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454469/Drunk-driver-55-smashes-car-POLICE-STATION.html)
link doesn't work  noooo:   seems the Misery has removed the story

Works for me...  angel1
They fixed it

Well either that or you have magic powers

 angel1

Strong in the Farce, Baldymort is...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2018, 12:47:29 AM
WTF? If this is accurate then whoever came up with the idea can burger off...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/03/bringing-home-the-bacon-could-be-banned-to-stop-upsetting-vegans-8201721/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2018, 05:38:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2018, 12:47:29 AM
WTF? If this is accurate then whoever came up with the idea can burger off...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/03/bringing-home-the-bacon-could-be-banned-to-stop-upsetting-vegans-8201721/

Mental...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 05, 2018, 11:28:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 05, 2018, 05:38:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2018, 12:47:29 AM
WTF? If this is accurate then whoever came up with the idea can burger off...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/03/bringing-home-the-bacon-could-be-banned-to-stop-upsetting-vegans-8201721/

Mental...  noooo:
Utter bonkers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2018, 04:45:20 PM
https://wokesloth.com/nuns-embezzle-500k-from-catholic-school-go-gambling-in-vegas/stefan/?utm_content=bufferc657a&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=thegoodlordabove&utm_campaign=bloomjoy&fbclid=IwAR2KQ0PGHdzfHvjkZcC5vff2-ghg1koiCjduwkvaq-3D_Iov72Q-aT-lmBw (https://wokesloth.com/nuns-embezzle-500k-from-catholic-school-go-gambling-in-vegas/stefan/?utm_content=bufferc657a&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=thegoodlordabove&utm_campaign=bloomjoy&fbclid=IwAR2KQ0PGHdzfHvjkZcC5vff2-ghg1koiCjduwkvaq-3D_Iov72Q-aT-lmBw)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2018, 05:10:06 PM
I know a fair few local fishermen and I can honestly say that they are all nuts, something tells me that throwing stones at the French will be the least that they do....  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6478911/Now-Bass-War-16-French-fishing-trawlers-launch-biggest-invasion-UK-waters.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6478911/Now-Bass-War-16-French-fishing-trawlers-launch-biggest-invasion-UK-waters.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2018, 05:11:16 PM
Set fire to some lambs!!!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2018, 05:49:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 10, 2018, 04:45:20 PM
https://wokesloth.com/nuns-embezzle-500k-from-catholic-school-go-gambling-in-vegas/stefan/?utm_content=bufferc657a&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=thegoodlordabove&utm_campaign=bloomjoy&fbclid=IwAR2KQ0PGHdzfHvjkZcC5vff2-ghg1koiCjduwkvaq-3D_Iov72Q-aT-lmBw (https://wokesloth.com/nuns-embezzle-500k-from-catholic-school-go-gambling-in-vegas/stefan/?utm_content=bufferc657a&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=thegoodlordabove&utm_campaign=bloomjoy&fbclid=IwAR2KQ0PGHdzfHvjkZcC5vff2-ghg1koiCjduwkvaq-3D_Iov72Q-aT-lmBw)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2018, 05:52:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2018, 05:10:06 PM
I know a fair few local fishermen and I can honestly say that they are all nuts, something tells me that throwing stones at the French will be the least that they do....  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6478911/Now-Bass-War-16-French-fishing-trawlers-launch-biggest-invasion-UK-waters.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6478911/Now-Bass-War-16-French-fishing-trawlers-launch-biggest-invasion-UK-waters.html)
cut off their trawls you say
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2018, 05:55:49 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 10, 2018, 05:52:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2018, 05:10:06 PM
I know a fair few local fishermen and I can honestly say that they are all nuts, something tells me that throwing stones at the French will be the least that they do....  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6478911/Now-Bass-War-16-French-fishing-trawlers-launch-biggest-invasion-UK-waters.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6478911/Now-Bass-War-16-French-fishing-trawlers-launch-biggest-invasion-UK-waters.html)
cut off their trawls you say

Lets just say I wouldn't be surprised if there was a surge in salvage of 'abandoned' vessels off the coast...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2018, 01:51:37 AM
A behavioural agreement for comedians performing at a charity gig? So what would he have been left with after having to sign it? Knock knock jokes?  noooo:

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/dec/11/comedians-asked-to-sign-behavioural-agreement-for-soas-gig (https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/dec/11/comedians-asked-to-sign-behavioural-agreement-for-soas-gig)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2018, 05:17:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2018, 01:51:37 AM
A behavioural agreement for comedians performing at a charity gig? So what would he have been left with after having to sign it? Knock knock jokes?  noooo:

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/dec/11/comedians-asked-to-sign-behavioural-agreement-for-soas-gig (https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/dec/11/comedians-asked-to-sign-behavioural-agreement-for-soas-gig)

I bet it was a blast eh...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2018, 11:12:29 PM
25 firefighters to clear? Should have sent Miss D over there, be done in a fraction of the time...  scared:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/12/town-flooded-chocolate-storage-tank-spilled-across-roads-8234962/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 12, 2018, 11:57:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2018, 11:12:29 PM
25 firefighters to clear? Should have sent Miss D over there, be done in a fraction of the time...  scared:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/12/town-flooded-chocolate-storage-tank-spilled-across-roads-8234962/
scared:  scared:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2018, 01:49:58 AM
Poundland selling pre wrapped presents? That's Apey's Christmas shopping sorted out...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6488149/Secret-Santa-2018-Poundland-launch-pre-wrapped-gifts-hard-buy-colleagues.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6488149/Secret-Santa-2018-Poundland-launch-pre-wrapped-gifts-hard-buy-colleagues.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2018, 01:56:08 AM
That looks like fun...  Thumbs:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/SEI_43906256-5d08.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C364)

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/12/aircrew-pictured-dangling-back-plane-wales-8239738/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 13, 2018, 07:02:23 AM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2018, 07:06:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2018, 01:56:08 AM
That looks like fun...  Thumbs:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/SEI_43906256-5d08.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C364)

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/12/aircrew-pictured-dangling-back-plane-wales-8239738/

Loadies! How cool!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2018, 08:08:51 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on December 13, 2018, 07:02:23 AM
sick2:

Well at least if you are sat there you wouldn't have to worry about clearing up the mess...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2018, 11:28:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 13, 2018, 07:06:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2018, 01:56:08 AM
That looks like fun...  Thumbs:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/SEI_43906256-5d08.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C364)

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/12/aircrew-pictured-dangling-back-plane-wales-8239738/

Loadies! How cool!  :thumbsup:
I assume they're on lanyards but still way to  scared2: for me so yes  :thumbsup: to them
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2018, 03:06:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 13, 2018, 11:28:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 13, 2018, 07:06:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2018, 01:56:08 AM
That looks like fun...  Thumbs:

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/SEI_43906256-5d08.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C364)

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/12/aircrew-pictured-dangling-back-plane-wales-8239738/

Loadies! How cool!  :thumbsup:
I assume they're on lanyards but still way to  scared2: for me so yes  :thumbsup: to them

Yes, they'll be well secured!  lol:

They're the guys that push the loads out of the back when they do an air drop so they are well used to standing on the edge at altitude...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2018, 08:30:26 PM
It will of course be lost on its USA target

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/dec/13/londoners-troll-new-york-times-petty-crimes (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/dec/13/londoners-troll-new-york-times-petty-crimes)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2018, 12:15:15 AM
Christ, looking at the size of the bolts the guy is lucky to be alive. A few cm to the side and it would have been all over....  Shocked:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/11/12/7283788-6483365-image-a-6_1544531928157.jpg)

As BM has a delicate stomach I'll leave the photo of the operation but looking at the image I'm guessing they are each about a foot long.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6493343/Factory-robot-malfunctions-skewers-Chinese-worker.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6493343/Factory-robot-malfunctions-skewers-Chinese-worker.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2018, 12:24:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 12, 2018, 05:17:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2018, 01:51:37 AM
A behavioural agreement for comedians performing at a charity gig? So what would he have been left with after having to sign it? Knock knock jokes?  noooo:

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/dec/11/comedians-asked-to-sign-behavioural-agreement-for-soas-gig (https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/dec/11/comedians-asked-to-sign-behavioural-agreement-for-soas-gig)

I bet it was a blast eh...?  noooo:

I know its in the Fail but it's an interesting follow on article written by one of the comedians who when asked to sign the agreement cancelled his gig instead.

Quote
After all, I've been a stand-up comedian for three years now — I'm used to contracts — and the gig wasn't until January. What possible surprises could there be?

As it turned out, its contents were as depressing as they were alarming.

Scrolling through the small print, I found something plucked out of George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four called a 'behavioural agreement form', which prescribed an endless list of themes I couldn't make jokes about: 'Racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism.' Phew!

I can just imagine the response if Apey had been sent a contract like that. Tell the potential client to bugger off and then start writing a new show that included everything that was banned.  noooo:

Quote
Soon after I went public with this ridiculous invitation, I was asked to perform at Comedy Unleashed, a new comedy club set up in London to discourage self-censorship and promote freedom of expression.

I read out the behavioural agreement form and got a few nice laughs. I then announced that I would be doing my normal set in the spirit of SOAS's rules to be 'respectful and kind'.

'Hello, my name is Konstantin Kisin,' I announced. 'Thank you very much — good night!'

And walked off the stage to huge cheers.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6493921/Comedian-signed-behaviour-agreement-reveals-family-fled-censorship-Soviet-Russia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6493921/Comedian-signed-behaviour-agreement-reveals-family-fled-censorship-Soviet-Russia.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2018, 12:27:14 AM
Looks damn impressive but I can't help but wonder how many cake shops it has....  rubschin:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/13/10/7373070-6491013-Jools_Holland_was_revealed_this_astonishing_model_train_set_that-a-33_1544696525181.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6491013/Jools-Holland-reveals-incredible-100ft-model-railway-attic.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6491013/Jools-Holland-reveals-incredible-100ft-model-railway-attic.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2018, 12:40:17 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2018, 12:41:07 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/cannibal-south-africa-police-station-nino-mbatha-lungisani-magubane-court-trial-verdict-a8681331.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/cannibal-south-africa-police-station-nino-mbatha-lungisani-magubane-court-trial-verdict-a8681331.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2018, 12:59:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2018, 12:27:14 AM
Looks damn impressive but I can't help but wonder how many cake shops it has....  rubschin:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/13/10/7373070-6491013-Jools_Holland_was_revealed_this_astonishing_model_train_set_that-a-33_1544696525181.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6491013/Jools-Holland-reveals-incredible-100ft-model-railway-attic.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6491013/Jools-Holland-reveals-incredible-100ft-model-railway-attic.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2018, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 14, 2018, 12:41:07 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/cannibal-south-africa-police-station-nino-mbatha-lungisani-magubane-court-trial-verdict-a8681331.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/cannibal-south-africa-police-station-nino-mbatha-lungisani-magubane-court-trial-verdict-a8681331.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2018, 05:19:39 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/46566019 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/46566019)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2018, 07:16:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 14, 2018, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 14, 2018, 12:41:07 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/cannibal-south-africa-police-station-nino-mbatha-lungisani-magubane-court-trial-verdict-a8681331.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/cannibal-south-africa-police-station-nino-mbatha-lungisani-magubane-court-trial-verdict-a8681331.html)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2018, 07:17:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 15, 2018, 05:19:39 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/46566019 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/46566019)
brilliant

Serves the owner right
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2018, 08:28:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 15, 2018, 05:19:39 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/46566019 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/46566019)

I call bollox... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2018, 08:56:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2018, 08:28:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 15, 2018, 05:19:39 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/46566019 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/46566019)

I call bollox... ::)
I don't think Alexa can order those but hey ho give it a try
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2018, 05:07:42 AM
I'm going to hazard a guess that Mr Darwin sir sponsored this paper in the hopes that the terminally stupid wouldn't be able to make it past the first page, never mind far enough to read the caveat.  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6504279/Parachutes-NOT-save-lives-Laughable-study-reveals-flawed-research-be.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6504279/Parachutes-NOT-save-lives-Laughable-study-reveals-flawed-research-be.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2018, 06:13:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2018, 05:07:42 AM
I'm going to hazard a guess that Mr Darwin sir sponsored this paper in the hopes that the terminally stupid wouldn't be able to make it past the first page, never mind far enough to read the caveat.  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6504279/Parachutes-NOT-save-lives-Laughable-study-reveals-flawed-research-be.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6504279/Parachutes-NOT-save-lives-Laughable-study-reveals-flawed-research-be.html)

How excellent!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 18, 2018, 09:27:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2018, 06:13:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2018, 05:07:42 AM
I'm going to hazard a guess that Mr Darwin sir sponsored this paper in the hopes that the terminally stupid wouldn't be able to make it past the first page, never mind far enough to read the caveat.  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6504279/Parachutes-NOT-save-lives-Laughable-study-reveals-flawed-research-be.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6504279/Parachutes-NOT-save-lives-Laughable-study-reveals-flawed-research-be.html)

How excellent!  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 18, 2018, 09:29:20 AM
Poacher sentenced to have to watch Bambi repeatedly  :thumbsup:

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/12/17/us/deer-hunting-sentencing-bambi-trnd/index.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2018, 10:24:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 18, 2018, 09:29:20 AM
Poacher sentenced to have to watch Bambi repeatedly  :thumbsup:

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/12/17/us/deer-hunting-sentencing-bambi-trnd/index.html

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2018, 10:36:51 AM
I........just........WHY???  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/18/man-broke-co-op-funeral-home-sex-corpse-8259383/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2018, 11:16:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2018, 10:36:51 AM
I........just........WHY???  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/18/man-broke-co-op-funeral-home-sex-corpse-8259383/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 18, 2018, 11:36:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 18, 2018, 11:16:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2018, 10:36:51 AM
I........just........WHY???  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/18/man-broke-co-op-funeral-home-sex-corpse-8259383/

 noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2018, 08:46:36 AM
Dangerous conditions around Falmouth? I call bullshit. Hundreds of cargo vessels shelter off Gyllyngvase each year and none of them end up running aground so where exactly are these dangerous conditions?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6507051/Russian-cargo-ship-runs-aground-Cornwall-beach.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6507051/Russian-cargo-ship-runs-aground-Cornwall-beach.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 19, 2018, 10:05:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2018, 08:46:36 AM
Dangerous conditions around Falmouth? I call bullshit. Hundreds of cargo vessels shelter off Gyllyngvase each year and none of them end up running aground so where exactly are these dangerous conditions?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6507051/Russian-cargo-ship-runs-aground-Cornwall-beach.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6507051/Russian-cargo-ship-runs-aground-Cornwall-beach.html)
Maybe it's the danger of being hit by pisshead captained Russian ships
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2018, 10:24:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 19, 2018, 10:05:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2018, 08:46:36 AM
Dangerous conditions around Falmouth? I call bullshit. Hundreds of cargo vessels shelter off Gyllyngvase each year and none of them end up running aground so where exactly are these dangerous conditions?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6507051/Russian-cargo-ship-runs-aground-Cornwall-beach.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6507051/Russian-cargo-ship-runs-aground-Cornwall-beach.html)
Maybe it's the danger of being hit by pisshead captained Russian ships

Sounds about right, this picture shows it perfectly...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/10/7558740-6507051-The_Kuzma_Minin_became_stranded_off_Gyllyngvase_Beach_in_Falmout-a-35_1545127481523.jpg)

If you look to the horizon on the left of the image you can see another cargo ship anchored, now unless there are a load of ships seeking safe harbour for weather conditions that's the normal distance they are from the coast. So even if the owners are trying to claim that the incoming tide is strong enough to drag an anchored vessel of that size into the shore which would preclude using the bay as a safe harbour the only logical cause for this is crew error.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2018, 02:28:51 PM
I think I've just found the material for Apey's next comedy routine... The CEO of Twitter sent beard clippings to a witch so that he could have an amulet to protect him from ISIS

https://www.newsweek.com/azealia-banks-allegedly-helped-shield-twitter-ceo-jack-dorsey-isis-1264060 (https://www.newsweek.com/azealia-banks-allegedly-helped-shield-twitter-ceo-jack-dorsey-isis-1264060)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2018, 10:04:35 AM
Mr Darwin sir, I think I've found a business opportunity for you that will also help clean the gene pool at the same time. IF these mooks are going to see volcanoes up close and personal because they don't get the same thrill they used to from skydiving then why not combine both activities....  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6518435/Fiery-warning-volcano-tourism-risks.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6518435/Fiery-warning-volcano-tourism-risks.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2018, 10:49:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2018, 10:04:35 AM
Mr Darwin sir, I think I've found a business opportunity for you that will also help clean the gene pool at the same time. IF these mooks are going to see volcanoes up close and personal because they don't get the same thrill they used to from skydiving then why not combine both activities....  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6518435/Fiery-warning-volcano-tourism-risks.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6518435/Fiery-warning-volcano-tourism-risks.html)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2018, 10:53:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2018, 10:49:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2018, 10:04:35 AM
Mr Darwin sir, I think I've found a business opportunity for you that will also help clean the gene pool at the same time. IF these mooks are going to see volcanoes up close and personal because they don't get the same thrill they used to from skydiving then why not combine both activities....  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6518435/Fiery-warning-volcano-tourism-risks.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6518435/Fiery-warning-volcano-tourism-risks.html)

 eveilgrin:
eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2018, 04:14:15 PM
Anyone heard from Apey recently....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6539719/Motorists-loot-truck-carrying-beer-cider-bottles-shed-load-busy-motorway.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6539719/Motorists-loot-truck-carrying-beer-cider-bottles-shed-load-busy-motorway.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 30, 2018, 04:28:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2018, 04:14:15 PM
Anyone heard from Apey recently....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6539719/Motorists-loot-truck-carrying-beer-cider-bottles-shed-load-busy-motorway.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6539719/Motorists-loot-truck-carrying-beer-cider-bottles-shed-load-busy-motorway.html)
would explain so much
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2018, 04:38:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2018, 04:14:15 PM
Anyone heard from Apey recently....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6539719/Motorists-loot-truck-carrying-beer-cider-bottles-shed-load-busy-motorway.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6539719/Motorists-loot-truck-carrying-beer-cider-bottles-shed-load-busy-motorway.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

[serious] Apey has been poorly, sick ill but we hope to have him back shortly.  :thumbsup: [/serious]
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 30, 2018, 04:57:18 PM
Get well soon Apey
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 30, 2018, 04:59:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 30, 2018, 04:57:18 PM
Get well soon Apey
^^^^^^^^
Wot he said
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 30, 2018, 05:01:26 PM
Get well soon Apey  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 02, 2019, 06:38:26 PM
Get well soon Apey.    angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2019, 07:21:34 PM
Get well soon Apey, Baldymort has booze that needs drinking  :thumbsup:









If that doesn't get the bugger back on his feet then nothing will...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2019, 07:23:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2019, 07:21:34 PM
Get well soon Apey, Baldymort has booze that needs drinking  :thumbsup:









If that doesn't get the bugger back on his feet then nothing will...  whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2019, 07:24:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 02, 2019, 07:23:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2019, 07:21:34 PM
Get well soon Apey, Baldymort has booze that needs drinking  :thumbsup:









If that doesn't get the bugger back on his feet then nothing will...  whistle:

 eeek:

It's heartening to see you give up your booze stockpile in order to bring poor Apey back from Death's door...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2019, 03:12:27 AM
There are times I read the news and wonder if I've fallen through the looking glass, having read this I wonder if I've gone back in time. The changes to the laws and regulations that the Fail is celebrating victory over were in place years ago back when I was running predictive diallers. The problem isn't the just call centres as the reputable ones can only use the data that they have been supplied, it's the sources of the data. How many people do you think read that little tick box section at the bottom of a form that 'everybody' knows is the 'tick if you do not wish to receive' option? If you just blindly fill in the box then congratulations, there is a good chance that you've just given permission to be contacted as in a lot of cases the wording is changed to opt IN rather than out.

I know that there is a negative perception of the industry and that there have been supposed changes meant to improve things but have only really amounted to using arcane technofuckery to create formulas to calculate solutions instead of using common sense to fix them. The media doesn't help in cases like this because when an outlet sounds the call for the next crusade it's clear that whoever is leading the charge has no idea at all of what is involved or what would actually be required to fix the issues. That is why we get the same thing happening over and over again where they are fobbed off with some clever wording that makes something that is already in place look new and shiny.

Victory my cynical arse.  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6571441/Cold-call-pension-scammers-face-500-000-fines-TODAY-victory-Daily-Mail.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6571441/Cold-call-pension-scammers-face-500-000-fines-TODAY-victory-Daily-Mail.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2019, 04:38:26 AM
I guess that the dispensary will need to take a long hard look at themselves...  redface:

https://news.sky.com/story/eye-patient-injured-after-being-prescribed-erectile-dysfunction-cream-by-mistake-11601965
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2019, 11:05:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2019, 04:38:26 AM
I guess that the dispensary will need to take a long hard look at themselves...  redface:

https://news.sky.com/story/eye-patient-injured-after-being-prescribed-erectile-dysfunction-cream-by-mistake-11601965
drumroll:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2019, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 09, 2019, 11:05:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2019, 04:38:26 AM
I guess that the dispensary will need to take a long hard look at themselves...  redface:

https://news.sky.com/story/eye-patient-injured-after-being-prescribed-erectile-dysfunction-cream-by-mistake-11601965 (https://news.sky.com/story/eye-patient-injured-after-being-prescribed-erectile-dysfunction-cream-by-mistake-11601965)
drumroll:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-78JkUrqmA0c%2FVNRTy-StEXI%2FAAAAAAAAE8U%2FJLoz6O2qkps%2Fs640%2F06762-6.jpg&hash=58841b2f16cc75c395d54c10fb57c6a19cc0dfcf)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2019, 06:09:05 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this...?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6572939/Injured-player-gets-foot-ran-medical-car-sent-pitch-treatment.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6572939/Injured-player-gets-foot-ran-medical-car-sent-pitch-treatment.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2019, 06:10:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2019, 06:09:05 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this...?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6572939/Injured-player-gets-foot-ran-medical-car-sent-pitch-treatment.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6572939/Injured-player-gets-foot-ran-medical-car-sent-pitch-treatment.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2019, 06:31:34 AM
Call me picky but something tells me that the public would prefer the more secure bars across the window approach as opposed to 'reinforced glass' made by the lowest competing bidder...   Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/09/new-prisons-wont-bars-windows-feel-institutional-8324572/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2019, 06:45:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2019, 06:31:34 AM
Call me picky but something tells me that the public would prefer the more secure bars across the window approach as opposed to 'reinforced glass' made by the lowest competing bidder...   Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/09/new-prisons-wont-bars-windows-feel-institutional-8324572/

Quote
‘These windows are difficult to break, making them more effective in stopping prisoners from accessing contraband.’

I'd prefer 'impossible' in this situation....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2019, 06:53:55 AM
If they want to have reinforced glass windows then fine, on the condition that the prison in question is converted from an old oil rig and is 100 miles out in the Atlantic.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2019, 06:59:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2019, 06:53:55 AM
If they want to have reinforced glass windows then fine, on the condition that the prison in question is converted from an old oil rig and is 100 miles out in the Atlantic.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2019, 07:04:35 AM
It's an idea I had a while ago: take 9 old oil rigs and connect them in a 3x3 grid with secure covered walkways within a rigid frame to securely hold all 9 in place with the centre one turned into a communal open area and one used as the entrance/prisoner and delivery processing/guard and staff accommodation. Build the rest up into prison blocks and once moored so far out into the Atlantic that escape becomes suicidal and hey presto, secure prison.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2019, 09:42:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2019, 06:09:05 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this...?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6572939/Injured-player-gets-foot-ran-medical-car-sent-pitch-treatment.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6572939/Injured-player-gets-foot-ran-medical-car-sent-pitch-treatment.html)
lol:


(that'd be a no then)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2019, 03:31:02 AM
Must.....resist....urge....to.........laugh...



Bugger...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6579907/Police-search-man-caught-CCTV-stealing-blue-lights-marked-patrol-car.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6579907/Police-search-man-caught-CCTV-stealing-blue-lights-marked-patrol-car.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2019, 05:16:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2019, 03:31:02 AM
Must.....resist....urge....to.........laugh...



Bugger...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6579907/Police-search-man-caught-CCTV-stealing-blue-lights-marked-patrol-car.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6579907/Police-search-man-caught-CCTV-stealing-blue-lights-marked-patrol-car.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2019, 09:53:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 11, 2019, 05:16:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2019, 03:31:02 AM
Must.....resist....urge....to.........laugh...



Bugger...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6579907/Police-search-man-caught-CCTV-stealing-blue-lights-marked-patrol-car.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6579907/Police-search-man-caught-CCTV-stealing-blue-lights-marked-patrol-car.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2019, 02:24:02 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6581247/Woman-25-says-batteries-brand-new-vibrator-exploded.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6581247/Woman-25-says-batteries-brand-new-vibrator-exploded.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2019, 02:57:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2019, 02:24:02 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6581247/Woman-25-says-batteries-brand-new-vibrator-exploded.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6581247/Woman-25-says-batteries-brand-new-vibrator-exploded.html)
noooo: noooo:

That's for how much I believe the story
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2019, 03:06:33 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 11, 2019, 02:57:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2019, 02:24:02 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6581247/Woman-25-says-batteries-brand-new-vibrator-exploded.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6581247/Woman-25-says-batteries-brand-new-vibrator-exploded.html)
noooo: noooo:

That's for how much I believe the story

True, I'm more inclined to think that she broke it and is trying to pull a fast one but either way you know that Apey would have a string of jokes ready...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2019, 03:40:07 AM
The police advising people not to lie on top of WWII bombs? Surely common sense would dictate that you call the police and get the hell away from it. Sounds like a future client of Mr Darwin sir...  noooo:

Quote
Klaassen added: 'The EOD team must have come some distance, as they arrived around 1am to free the man from his delicate position.

'It is strictly ill-advised to lie down on a bomb.

'The best thing to if you come across an explosive device is keep your distance and call the police.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6580943/Dutch-public-warned-not-lie-bombs-man-lay-World-War-II-device-three-hours.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6580943/Dutch-public-warned-not-lie-bombs-man-lay-World-War-II-device-three-hours.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2019, 09:49:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2019, 03:40:07 AM
The police advising people not to lie on top of WWII bombs? Surely common sense would dictate that you call the police and get the hell away from it. Sounds like a future client of Mr Darwin sir...  noooo:

Quote
Klaassen added: 'The EOD team must have come some distance, as they arrived around 1am to free the man from his delicate position.

'It is strictly ill-advised to lie down on a bomb.

'The best thing to if you come across an explosive device is keep your distance and call the police.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6580943/Dutch-public-warned-not-lie-bombs-man-lay-World-War-II-device-three-hours.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6580943/Dutch-public-warned-not-lie-bombs-man-lay-World-War-II-device-three-hours.html)

No shit Sherlock...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2019, 10:01:27 AM
Drunken karma  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6584069/Shoplifter-fleeing-Tesco-stolen-groceries-TRIPS-gets-run-lorry-SURVIVES.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6584069/Shoplifter-fleeing-Tesco-stolen-groceries-TRIPS-gets-run-lorry-SURVIVES.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2019, 10:03:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2019, 10:01:27 AM
Drunken karma  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6584069/Shoplifter-fleeing-Tesco-stolen-groceries-TRIPS-gets-run-lorry-SURVIVES.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6584069/Shoplifter-fleeing-Tesco-stolen-groceries-TRIPS-gets-run-lorry-SURVIVES.html)

They spelt 'hilarious' incorrectly in the title! happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2019, 10:27:04 AM
Well here is a prime candidate for the first gormless fuckwit of 2019 award. Trying the bird box challenge................while driving a car...  Banghead

Quote
Layton police officer Travis Lyman says it should serve as a warning he never thought he’d have to give: ‘Don’t drive while blindfolded.’

No shit Sherlock #2  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/11/girl-17-crashes-car-driving-blindfolded-bird-box-challenge-8336124/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2019, 10:35:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2019, 10:27:04 AM
Well here is a prime candidate for the first gormless fuckwit of 2019 award. Trying the bird box challenge................while driving a car...  Banghead

Quote
Layton police officer Travis Lyman says it should serve as a warning he never thought he’d have to give: ‘Don’t drive while blindfolded.’

No shit Sherlock #2  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/11/girl-17-crashes-car-driving-blindfolded-bird-box-challenge-8336124/
Get them to do the challenge at Bracht Head?

(other sheer drop cliffs are available)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2019, 11:18:46 AM
Leeds, that explains it...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/13/couple-smeared-blood-caught-sex-woods-surrounded-chanting-women-8338985/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2019, 11:43:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2019, 11:18:46 AM
Leeds, that explains it...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/13/couple-smeared-blood-caught-sex-woods-surrounded-chanting-women-8338985/

"searching for her dog"

Yer right!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2019, 11:45:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 14, 2019, 11:43:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2019, 11:18:46 AM
Leeds, that explains it...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/13/couple-smeared-blood-caught-sex-woods-surrounded-chanting-women-8338985/

"searching for her dog"

Yer right!  lol:
searching for dogging more like?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2019, 11:53:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 14, 2019, 11:45:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 14, 2019, 11:43:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2019, 11:18:46 AM
Leeds, that explains it...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/13/couple-smeared-blood-caught-sex-woods-surrounded-chanting-women-8338985/

"searching for her dog"

Yer right!  lol:
searching for dogging more like?

Precisely!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2019, 05:09:25 PM
And the stupidity continues. I'm not sure who is the bigger moron, the tattooist or the berk who let him try the bird box challenge.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/01/15/05/8536240-6592603-image-m-53_1547530128850.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6592603/Tattoo-artist-tries-Bird-Box-Challenge-working-client-goes-horribly-wrong.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6592603/Tattoo-artist-tries-Bird-Box-Challenge-working-client-goes-horribly-wrong.html)

 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2019, 05:12:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2019, 05:09:25 PM
And the stupidity continues. I'm not sure who is the bigger moron, the tattooist or the berk who let him try the bird box challenge.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/01/15/05/8536240-6592603-image-m-53_1547530128850.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6592603/Tattoo-artist-tries-Bird-Box-Challenge-working-client-goes-horribly-wrong.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6592603/Tattoo-artist-tries-Bird-Box-Challenge-working-client-goes-horribly-wrong.html)

 happy002

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2019, 06:13:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 15, 2019, 05:12:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2019, 05:09:25 PM
And the stupidity continues. I'm not sure who is the bigger moron, the tattooist or the berk who let him try the bird box challenge.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/01/15/05/8536240-6592603-image-m-53_1547530128850.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6592603/Tattoo-artist-tries-Bird-Box-Challenge-working-client-goes-horribly-wrong.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6592603/Tattoo-artist-tries-Bird-Box-Challenge-working-client-goes-horribly-wrong.html)

 happy002

happy001
happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2019, 03:02:18 PM
I think there may have been a typo when they put the guy's name in and it is really Pawel Lawrenick  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2019, 03:13:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2019, 03:02:18 PM
I think there may have been a typo when they put the guy's name in and it is really Pawel Lawrenick  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

But amazing it can happen given all the checks they make you go through...  noooo:

It happened on a flight we were on from the UK to here once (EasyJet I think)... There was a kerfuffle about somebody sitting in the wrong seat behind us. It turned out that the lady was on the right flight and in the right seat but a day early! facepalm:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2019, 03:17:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2019, 03:02:18 PM
I think there may have been a typo when they put the guy's name in and it is really Pawel Lawrenick  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html)

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2019, 03:20:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 16, 2019, 03:17:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2019, 03:02:18 PM
I think there may have been a typo when they put the guy's name in and it is really Pawel Lawrenick  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html)

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Given all of your previous exploits do you really find it surprising we suspect you are related to the guy?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2019, 04:44:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2019, 03:13:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2019, 03:02:18 PM
I think there may have been a typo when they put the guy's name in and it is really Pawel Lawrenick  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

But amazing it can happen given all the checks they make you go through...  noooo:

It happened on a flight we were on from the UK to here once (EasyJet I think)... There was a kerfuffle about somebody sitting in the wrong seat behind us. It turned out that the lady was on the right flight and in the right seat but a day early! facepalm:
eeek:

A woman, early?  You're having a laugh


As for the DM story surely a more believable explanation is the Ryanair pilot flew to the wrong airport

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2019, 05:04:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 16, 2019, 04:44:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2019, 03:13:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2019, 03:02:18 PM
I think there may have been a typo when they put the guy's name in and it is really Pawel Lawrenick  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

But amazing it can happen given all the checks they make you go through...  noooo:

It happened on a flight we were on from the UK to here once (EasyJet I think)... There was a kerfuffle about somebody sitting in the wrong seat behind us. It turned out that the lady was on the right flight and in the right seat but a day early! facepalm:
eeek:

A woman, early?  You're having a laugh


As for the DM story surely a more believable explanation is the Ryanair pilot flew to the wrong airport

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2019, 10:13:03 AM
What kind of thought process leads to you coming up with that as a treatment for back pain???  eeek:

https://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/99020/man-hospitalised-after-injecting-semen-into-arm (https://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/99020/man-hospitalised-after-injecting-semen-into-arm)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2019, 10:47:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2019, 10:13:03 AM
What kind of thought process leads to you coming up with that as a treatment for back pain???  eeek:

https://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/99020/man-hospitalised-after-injecting-semen-into-arm (https://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/99020/man-hospitalised-after-injecting-semen-into-arm)
whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2019, 10:50:05 AM
There must be a prick joke in there somewhere  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2019, 10:51:31 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2019, 10:52:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2019, 10:13:03 AM
What kind of thought process leads to you coming up with that as a treatment for back pain???  eeek:

https://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/99020/man-hospitalised-after-injecting-semen-into-arm (https://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/99020/man-hospitalised-after-injecting-semen-into-arm)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2019, 11:14:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 18, 2019, 10:50:05 AM
There must be a prick joke in there somewhere  rubschin:

Don't know about that but I can't help but think that the guy must look like a wonky Popeye for more than one reason...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 18, 2019, 10:50:09 PM
 WTF. I'll never be able to look at parsley or parsley sauce the same again  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6606421/Do-NOT-parsley-vagina-Doctors-make-warning-irresponsible-Marie-Claire-article.html?fbclid=IwAR3ZNYAyHSAAnCe6mipaAG_q9ajRJR50Je4EHNgMFJNbebkCj_cJeA75AXA)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2019, 06:09:22 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 18, 2019, 10:50:09 PM
WTF. I'll never be able to look at parsley or parsley sauce the same again  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6606421/Do-NOT-parsley-vagina-Doctors-make-warning-irresponsible-Marie-Claire-article.html?fbclid=IwAR3ZNYAyHSAAnCe6mipaAG_q9ajRJR50Je4EHNgMFJNbebkCj_cJeA75AXA)

WTF10  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2019, 10:52:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2019, 06:09:22 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 18, 2019, 10:50:09 PM
WTF. I'll never be able to look at parsley or parsley sauce the same again  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6606421/Do-NOT-parsley-vagina-Doctors-make-warning-irresponsible-Marie-Claire-article.html?fbclid=IwAR3ZNYAyHSAAnCe6mipaAG_q9ajRJR50Je4EHNgMFJNbebkCj_cJeA75AXA)

WTF10  eeek:
WTF10 +1  eeek: eeek:

Did like that line "But doctors have now urged women to never insert vegetables into the vagina" as if before they were saying it was just fine.   Will turnip futures fall?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2019, 09:38:58 PM
You identify as black? I identify you as fucking morons...  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6615237/White-couple-identify-black-appear-Morning-saying-doctors-claim-baby-black.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6615237/White-couple-identify-black-appear-Morning-saying-doctors-claim-baby-black.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2019, 09:45:44 PM
CNN at it's best  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6596443/Civil-rights-attorney-forced-apologize-saying-BLACK-radio-host-white-privilege.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6596443/Civil-rights-attorney-forced-apologize-saying-BLACK-radio-host-white-privilege.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2019, 11:03:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2019, 09:38:58 PM
You identify as black? I identify you as fucking morons...  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6615237/White-couple-identify-black-appear-Morning-saying-doctors-claim-baby-black.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6615237/White-couple-identify-black-appear-Morning-saying-doctors-claim-baby-black.html)
whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2019, 11:04:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2019, 09:45:44 PM
CNN at it's best  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6596443/Civil-rights-attorney-forced-apologize-saying-BLACK-radio-host-white-privilege.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6596443/Civil-rights-attorney-forced-apologize-saying-BLACK-radio-host-white-privilege.html)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2019, 05:40:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2019, 09:38:58 PM
You identify as black? I identify you as fucking morons...  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6615237/White-couple-identify-black-appear-Morning-saying-doctors-claim-baby-black.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6615237/White-couple-identify-black-appear-Morning-saying-doctors-claim-baby-black.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 03:11:39 PM
Sometimes it's obvious that the marketing team are just taking the piss...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/kfc-launches-gravy-scented-candles-house-always-smells-finger-lickin-good-8369311/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 03:18:48 PM
Evidently someone saw Baldymort and was inspired...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/19/need-focus-just-put-395-thought-box-head-8363357/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2019, 03:19:47 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6617481/Armed-police-storm-house-rescue-pet-GERBIL-went-prison.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6617481/Armed-police-storm-house-rescue-pet-GERBIL-went-prison.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 04:18:23 PM
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:19:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 03:18:48 PM
Evidently someone saw Baldymort and was inspired...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/19/need-focus-just-put-395-thought-box-head-8363357/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/19/need-focus-just-put-395-thought-box-head-8363357/)
That's a retread of one of these from 1925

(https://www.strangerdimensions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-isolator.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2019, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 04:18:23 PM
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/

Drool:

Had the double bacon 'n' egg McMuffin deal for breckers today.... €4...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 04:20:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:19:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 03:18:48 PM
Evidently someone saw Baldymort and was inspired...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/19/need-focus-just-put-395-thought-box-head-8363357/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/19/need-focus-just-put-395-thought-box-head-8363357/)
That's a retread of one of these from 1925

(https://www.strangerdimensions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-isolator.jpg)

Baldymort, the early years?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:21:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 04:18:23 PM
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/
:thumbsup:

except you end up with a disgusterous cheeseburger.  Worstest thing they ever made. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:22:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 04:20:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:19:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 03:18:48 PM
Evidently someone saw Baldymort and was inspired...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/19/need-focus-just-put-395-thought-box-head-8363357/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/19/need-focus-just-put-395-thought-box-head-8363357/)
That's a retread of one of these from 1925

(https://www.strangerdimensions.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-isolator.jpg)

Baldymort, the early years?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2019, 04:22:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:21:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 04:18:23 PM
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/
:thumbsup:

except you end up with a disgusterous cheeseburger.  Worstest thing they ever made.

Nurse!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:24:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2019, 04:22:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:21:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 04:18:23 PM
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/
:thumbsup:

except you end up with a disgusterous cheeseburger.  Worstest thing they ever made.

Nurse!
You like cheeseburgers?  A half decent burger ruined by a piece of flattened congealed phlegm
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2019, 04:30:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:24:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2019, 04:22:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:21:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 04:18:23 PM
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/
:thumbsup:

except you end up with a disgusterous cheeseburger.  Worstest thing they ever made.

Nurse!
You like cheeseburgers?  A half decent burger ruined by a piece of flattened congealed phlegm

In next weeks episode, Stephen Hawkins reviews Alton Towers...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:56:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2019, 04:30:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:24:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2019, 04:22:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 22, 2019, 04:21:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2019, 04:18:23 PM
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/
:thumbsup:

except you end up with a disgusterous cheeseburger.  Worstest thing they ever made.

Nurse!
You like cheeseburgers?  A half decent burger ruined by a piece of flattened congealed phlegm

In next weeks episode, Stephen Hawkins reviews Alton Towers...
lol:

I have eaten their meaty burgers you know - and a cheeseburger once.  McDees in the main do good meaty burger fare - Cheeseburger ain't it

Anyway now a Poll
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2019, 04:23:57 PM
https://uk.pcmag.com/news-analysis/119288/microsofts-edge-browser-says-not-to-trust-the-daily-mail

(also available for other browsers)

Does seem to be a No Shit Sherlock story though

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2019, 02:16:41 PM
I wonder how often something like this happens in Cape Town....  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/24/woman-bitten-bum-snake-part-way-using-toilet-8385443/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2019, 02:30:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2019, 02:16:41 PM
I wonder how often something like this happens in Cape Town....  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/24/woman-bitten-bum-snake-part-way-using-toilet-8385443/

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2019, 02:33:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2019, 02:30:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2019, 02:16:41 PM
I wonder how often something like this happens in Cape Town....  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/24/woman-bitten-bum-snake-part-way-using-toilet-8385443/

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2019, 08:46:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 24, 2019, 02:33:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2019, 02:30:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2019, 02:16:41 PM
I wonder how often something like this happens in Cape Town....  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/24/woman-bitten-bum-snake-part-way-using-toilet-8385443/

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

Not that I want to really scare old buckethead but aren't Black Mamba's fairly common in the Cape Town area....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2019, 06:56:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2019, 04:23:57 PM
https://uk.pcmag.com/news-analysis/119288/microsofts-edge-browser-says-not-to-trust-the-daily-mail

(also available for other browsers)

Does seem to be a No Shit Sherlock story though

Just as a brief aside on untrustworthy media and fake news has anyone been following the MAGA kids debacle.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2019, 07:07:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2019, 06:56:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2019, 04:23:57 PM
https://uk.pcmag.com/news-analysis/119288/microsofts-edge-browser-says-not-to-trust-the-daily-mail

(also available for other browsers)

Does seem to be a No Shit Sherlock story though

Just as a brief aside on untrustworthy media and fake news has anyone been following the MAGA kids debacle.  noooo:
noooo:

should I?  I do have paint I can watch dry you know
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2019, 07:37:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2019, 06:56:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2019, 04:23:57 PM
https://uk.pcmag.com/news-analysis/119288/microsofts-edge-browser-says-not-to-trust-the-daily-mail

(also available for other browsers)

Does seem to be a No Shit Sherlock story though

Just as a brief aside on untrustworthy media and fake news has anyone been following the MAGA kids debacle.  noooo:

Yarp...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2019, 08:07:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 25, 2019, 07:07:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2019, 06:56:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2019, 04:23:57 PM
https://uk.pcmag.com/news-analysis/119288/microsofts-edge-browser-says-not-to-trust-the-daily-mail

(also available for other browsers)

Does seem to be a No Shit Sherlock story though

Just as a brief aside on untrustworthy media and fake news has anyone been following the MAGA kids debacle.  noooo:
noooo:

should I?  I do have paint I can watch dry you know

Social media activists and the mainstream media blow a false depiction of a non event all out of proportion to the point where these kids have been receiving death threats and abuse including one 'celeb' who even offered oral sex to anyone who would punch the kids involved. Personally I've been following it because the fake coverage and backlash is something I can see happening over here at some point as well.

And I'm not even going to start on my opinion of Nathan Phillips

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2019, 06:11:28 AM
Emotional support pets are nothing new but an alligator???

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/25/man-says-emotional-support-alligator-likes-cuddle-give-hugs-8392036/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2019, 06:28:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2019, 06:11:28 AM
Emotional support pets are nothing new but an alligator???

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/25/man-says-emotional-support-alligator-likes-cuddle-give-hugs-8392036/

Christus!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2019, 11:21:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 26, 2019, 06:28:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2019, 06:11:28 AM
Emotional support pets are nothing new but an alligator???

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/25/man-says-emotional-support-alligator-likes-cuddle-give-hugs-8392036/

Christus!  eeek:
eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2019, 12:41:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 26, 2019, 11:21:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 26, 2019, 06:28:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2019, 06:11:28 AM
Emotional support pets are nothing new but an alligator???

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/25/man-says-emotional-support-alligator-likes-cuddle-give-hugs-8392036/

Christus!  eeek:
eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Not without a large Jubilee clip round the snout. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2019, 06:10:45 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2019, 12:41:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 26, 2019, 11:21:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 26, 2019, 06:28:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2019, 06:11:28 AM
Emotional support pets are nothing new but an alligator???

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/25/man-says-emotional-support-alligator-likes-cuddle-give-hugs-8392036/

Christus!  eeek:
eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Not without a large Jubilee clip round the snout. noooo:

You mean you didn't supply him as is? Sounds like a Mr Darwin sir special in the making...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2019, 07:26:48 AM
Transgender woman flies into a fit of rage after a failed Tinder date and storms into a 7-Eleven with an axe trying to 'cut a man's head in half (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6634773/Transgender-axe-attacker-flew-drug-fuelled-fit-rage-failed-Tinder-date.html)


 eeek: eeek: eeek:

When they say 'Transgender Woman' I presume they mean 'bloke'...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2019, 07:29:58 AM
Melania Trump – An Apology (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/01/26/melania-trump-apology/)


Quote
We apologise unreservedly to The First Lady and her family for any embarrassment caused by our publication of these allegations.  As a mark of our regret we have agreed to pay Mrs Trump substantial damages as well as her legal costs.

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2019, 01:44:21 PM
Ok the headline was wrong as they lost a tyre as opposed to a wheel...

Hang on, lost a tyre?

Has anyone heard from Apey recently?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/driver-drunk-didnt-realise-lost-wheel-8401514/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2019, 02:02:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2019, 01:44:21 PM
Ok the headline was wrong as they lost a tyre as opposed to a wheel...

Hang on, lost a tyre?

Has anyone heard from Apey recently?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/driver-drunk-didnt-realise-lost-wheel-8401514/

 eeek:

Looks like the wheel is still bolted on! They lost the tyre and drove long enough for the wheel to be worn down to that!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2019, 02:23:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2019, 02:02:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2019, 01:44:21 PM
Ok the headline was wrong as they lost a tyre as opposed to a wheel...

Hang on, lost a tyre?

Has anyone heard from Apey recently?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/driver-drunk-didnt-realise-lost-wheel-8401514/

 eeek:

Looks like the wheel is still bolted on! They lost the tyre and drove long enough for the wheel to be worn down to that!  lol:

Why do you think I suspected it could be Apey  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2019, 05:01:05 AM
Never heard of her but I'm going to hazard a guess that she is either a 'reality TV star' or some godawful singer. It's pretty obvious that she isn't a Mensa candidate...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/kelsy-karter-gets-harry-styles-tattooed-on-her-face-and-it-doesnt-even-look-like-him-8402222/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2019, 05:13:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2019, 05:01:05 AM
Never heard of her but I'm going to hazard a guess that she is either a 'reality TV star' or some godawful singer. It's pretty obvious that she isn't a Mensa candidate...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/kelsy-karter-gets-harry-styles-tattooed-on-her-face-and-it-doesnt-even-look-like-him-8402222/

Never hear of her either... But we have now so I suppose it was a success...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2019, 10:01:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2019, 05:01:05 AM
Never heard of her but I'm going to hazard a guess that she is either a 'reality TV star' or some godawful singer. It's pretty obvious that she isn't a Mensa candidate...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/kelsy-karter-gets-harry-styles-tattooed-on-her-face-and-it-doesnt-even-look-like-him-8402222/
facepalm:

Is what she’s going to be doing from half past February
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2019, 08:54:38 PM
Given BM's previous exploits with remote controlled toys and the state of the land in Cyprus I thought it best not to put this in his project thread...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645403/Man-excavates-basement-using-remote-controlled-construction-toys.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645403/Man-excavates-basement-using-remote-controlled-construction-toys.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrmuc-WDTBiqMGma7bs5Z3g (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrmuc-WDTBiqMGma7bs5Z3g)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2019, 09:49:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2019, 08:54:38 PM
Given BM's previous exploits with remote controlled toys and the state of the land in Cyprus I thought it best not to put this in his project thread...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645403/Man-excavates-basement-using-remote-controlled-construction-toys.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645403/Man-excavates-basement-using-remote-controlled-construction-toys.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrmuc-WDTBiqMGma7bs5Z3g (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrmuc-WDTBiqMGma7bs5Z3g)

I bet he's got a train set in his attic too
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2019, 07:25:56 PM
St Darwin sir works in mysterious ways...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645833/Thief-suffers-fatal-heart-attack-trying-rob-evangelical-pastor-Brazil.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645833/Thief-suffers-fatal-heart-attack-trying-rob-evangelical-pastor-Brazil.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2019, 07:33:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2019, 07:25:56 PM
St Darwin sir works in mysterious ways...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645833/Thief-suffers-fatal-heart-attack-trying-rob-evangelical-pastor-Brazil.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645833/Thief-suffers-fatal-heart-attack-trying-rob-evangelical-pastor-Brazil.html)

Bish bosh!  lol: lol: lol:


 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2019, 08:16:24 PM
He could be an exhibit in his museum  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6649475/US-man-Swedens-museum-failure-declared-bankrupt.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6649475/US-man-Swedens-museum-failure-declared-bankrupt.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 30, 2019, 08:19:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2019, 07:25:56 PM
St Darwin sir works in mysterious ways...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645833/Thief-suffers-fatal-heart-attack-trying-rob-evangelical-pastor-Brazil.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645833/Thief-suffers-fatal-heart-attack-trying-rob-evangelical-pastor-Brazil.html)
Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2019, 08:35:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2019, 07:33:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2019, 07:25:56 PM
St Darwin sir works in mysterious ways...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645833/Thief-suffers-fatal-heart-attack-trying-rob-evangelical-pastor-Brazil.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6645833/Thief-suffers-fatal-heart-attack-trying-rob-evangelical-pastor-Brazil.html)

Bish bosh!  lol: lol: lol:


 scared2:

You might want to say a couple of Our Farmers just to be on the safe side....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2019, 08:40:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2019, 08:16:24 PM
He could be an exhibit in his museum  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6649475/US-man-Swedens-museum-failure-declared-bankrupt.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6649475/US-man-Swedens-museum-failure-declared-bankrupt.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 30, 2019, 08:54:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2019, 08:40:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2019, 08:16:24 PM
He could be an exhibit in his museum  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6649475/US-man-Swedens-museum-failure-declared-bankrupt.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6649475/US-man-Swedens-museum-failure-declared-bankrupt.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2019, 12:51:56 AM
Am I being overly cynical in thinking there is more to this than a case of Mr Darwin sir at work?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nathaniel-hendren-st-louis-officer-accused-killing-officer-katlyn-alix-appears-injured-in-mugshot/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nathaniel-hendren-st-louis-officer-accused-killing-officer-katlyn-alix-appears-injured-in-mugshot/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2019, 05:12:26 AM
No wonder their arrest rate is so low...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6651211/Bungling-police-worker-used-picture-force-Inspector-wanted-criminal.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6651211/Bungling-police-worker-used-picture-force-Inspector-wanted-criminal.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2019, 05:45:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2019, 05:12:26 AM
No wonder their arrest rate is so low...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6651211/Bungling-police-worker-used-picture-force-Inspector-wanted-criminal.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6651211/Bungling-police-worker-used-picture-force-Inspector-wanted-criminal.html)

Good grief... facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2019, 09:35:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2019, 12:51:56 AM
Am I being overly cynical in thinking there is more to this than a case of Mr Darwin sir at work?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nathaniel-hendren-st-louis-officer-accused-killing-officer-katlyn-alix-appears-injured-in-mugshot/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nathaniel-hendren-st-louis-officer-accused-killing-officer-katlyn-alix-appears-injured-in-mugshot/)
No more cynical than me.  Looks like murder to me
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2019, 09:37:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2019, 05:45:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2019, 05:12:26 AM
No wonder their arrest rate is so low...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6651211/Bungling-police-worker-used-picture-force-Inspector-wanted-criminal.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6651211/Bungling-police-worker-used-picture-force-Inspector-wanted-criminal.html)

Good grief... facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2019, 10:01:51 PM
Wingnut...  noooo:

I'll let someone else start making the obvious mile high club jokes

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/woman-reveals-her-boyfriend-is-plane-she-met-at-airport-five-years-ago/ar-BBSWO2B (https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/woman-reveals-her-boyfriend-is-plane-she-met-at-airport-five-years-ago/ar-BBSWO2B)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2019, 10:04:24 PM
Unfortunately for Nick it's the wrong kind of used tissue, otherwise he could be an overnight squillionaire...  whistle:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/01/24/Company-selling-boxes-of-used-tissues-for-80/8151548348856/ (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/01/24/Company-selling-boxes-of-used-tissues-for-80/8151548348856/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2019, 07:21:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2019, 10:01:51 PM
Wingnut...  noooo:

I'll let someone else start making the obvious mile high club jokes

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/woman-reveals-her-boyfriend-is-plane-she-met-at-airport-five-years-ago/ar-BBSWO2B (https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/woman-reveals-her-boyfriend-is-plane-she-met-at-airport-five-years-ago/ar-BBSWO2B)

The word 'bonkers' seems hardly sufficient...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2019, 07:23:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2019, 10:04:24 PM
Unfortunately for Nick it's the wrong kind of used tissue, otherwise he could be an overnight squillionaire...  whistle:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/01/24/Company-selling-boxes-of-used-tissues-for-80/8151548348856/ (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/01/24/Company-selling-boxes-of-used-tissues-for-80/8151548348856/)

And the prize for the website with most pop-ups evah goes to... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2019, 08:47:34 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2019, 07:21:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2019, 10:01:51 PM
Wingnut...  noooo:

I'll let someone else start making the obvious mile high club jokes

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/woman-reveals-her-boyfriend-is-plane-she-met-at-airport-five-years-ago/ar-BBSWO2B (https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/woman-reveals-her-boyfriend-is-plane-she-met-at-airport-five-years-ago/ar-BBSWO2B)

The word 'bonkers' seems hardly sufficient...  noooo:
yep  whacky115 whacky115 whacky115 doesn't cover it. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2019, 08:50:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2019, 10:04:24 PM
Unfortunately for Nick it's the wrong kind of used tissue, otherwise he could be an overnight squillionaire...  whistle:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/01/24/Company-selling-boxes-of-used-tissues-for-80/8151548348856/ (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/01/24/Company-selling-boxes-of-used-tissues-for-80/8151548348856/)
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2019, 05:47:52 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this dickhead?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/01/shouldnt-viral-boiling-water-challenge-pants-8423561/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2019, 06:30:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2019, 05:47:52 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this dickhead?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/01/shouldnt-viral-boiling-water-challenge-pants-8423561/


happy001

Nope!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2019, 11:51:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 04, 2019, 06:30:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2019, 05:47:52 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this dickhead?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/01/shouldnt-viral-boiling-water-challenge-pants-8423561/


happy001

Nope!  :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2019, 12:34:22 PM
What the hell? Suing your parents for giving birth to you without your consent???  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

Well I suppose that if he truly believes in this cause then we won't ever have to worry about him ever breeding.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2019, 01:57:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2019, 12:34:22 PM
What the hell? Suing your parents for giving birth to you without your consent???  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

Well I suppose that if he truly believes in this cause then we won't ever have to worry about him ever breeding.
Just that his parents did

what a  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2019, 02:57:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2019, 12:34:22 PM
What the hell? Suing your parents for giving birth to you without your consent???  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

Well I suppose that if he truly believes in this cause then we won't ever have to worry about him ever breeding.

Excellent!  :thumbsup:

As you say, it is a self-eradicating mental issue...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2019, 03:58:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 04, 2019, 02:57:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2019, 12:34:22 PM
What the hell? Suing your parents for giving birth to you without your consent???  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664843/Man-wants-sue-parents-giving-birth-without-consent.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

Well I suppose that if he truly believes in this cause then we won't ever have to worry about him ever breeding.

Excellent!  :thumbsup:

As you say, it is a self-eradicating mental issue...  lol:

True but I think that this is yet another symptom of the fuckwittery epidemic that's been getting worse as time goes on.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2019, 04:08:26 PM
And in yet another example of the fuckwittery epidemic, Mary Poppins has now been blasted as racist for 'blacking up'  Banghead

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/us-academic-sparks-mary-poppins-blackface-row-a4056126.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/us-academic-sparks-mary-poppins-blackface-row-a4056126.html)

Christ, pick any subject then look back far enough and you are bound to see something to set off these screaming idiots.

Stop the world I want to get off...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2019, 01:45:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 29, 2019, 10:01:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2019, 05:01:05 AM
Never heard of her but I'm going to hazard a guess that she is either a 'reality TV star' or some godawful singer. It's pretty obvious that she isn't a Mensa candidate...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/kelsy-karter-gets-harry-styles-tattooed-on-her-face-and-it-doesnt-even-look-like-him-8402222/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/kelsy-karter-gets-harry-styles-tattooed-on-her-face-and-it-doesnt-even-look-like-him-8402222/)
facepalm:

Is what she’s going to be doing from half past February

So it turns out she was faking it https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47086118 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47086118)

prolly has to fake everything
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2019, 08:40:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 05, 2019, 01:45:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 29, 2019, 10:01:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2019, 05:01:05 AM
Never heard of her but I'm going to hazard a guess that she is either a 'reality TV star' or some godawful singer. It's pretty obvious that she isn't a Mensa candidate...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/kelsy-karter-gets-harry-styles-tattooed-on-her-face-and-it-doesnt-even-look-like-him-8402222/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/28/kelsy-karter-gets-harry-styles-tattooed-on-her-face-and-it-doesnt-even-look-like-him-8402222/)
facepalm:

Is what she’s going to be doing from half past February

So it turns out she was faking it https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47086118 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47086118)

prolly has to fake everything

Even without the fake tattoo that close up photo did her no favours. I must find out which foundation she trowels on so that I can buy shares in the manufacturer and retire to a tropical island on the earnings.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2019, 02:22:29 AM
 eeek:  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2019, 05:20:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2019, 02:22:29 AM
eeek:  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html)

OMG!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 07, 2019, 08:20:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2019, 05:20:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2019, 02:22:29 AM
eeek:  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html)

OMG!  eeek:

No, no, no, not clicking.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 07, 2019, 08:44:11 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 07, 2019, 08:20:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2019, 05:20:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2019, 02:22:29 AM
eeek:  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html)

OMG!  eeek:

No, no, no, not clicking.  noooo:

noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2019, 08:57:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 07, 2019, 08:44:11 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 07, 2019, 08:20:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2019, 05:20:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2019, 02:22:29 AM
eeek:  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html)

OMG!  eeek:

No, no, no, not clicking.  noooo:

noooo: noooo: noooo:

He's supposed to have slept with 40 women??? Christ on a bike, just what were they drinking that meant they didn't notice the smell...  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2019, 09:05:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2019, 08:57:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 07, 2019, 08:44:11 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 07, 2019, 08:20:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2019, 05:20:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2019, 02:22:29 AM
eeek:  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html)

OMG!  eeek:

No, no, no, not clicking.  noooo:

noooo: noooo: noooo:

He's supposed to have slept with 40 women??? Christ on a bike, just what were they drinking that meant they didn't notice the smell...  sick2:

40 donkeys more like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2019, 10:22:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2019, 09:05:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2019, 08:57:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 07, 2019, 08:44:11 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 07, 2019, 08:20:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2019, 05:20:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2019, 02:22:29 AM
eeek:  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html)

OMG!  eeek:

No, no, no, not clicking.  noooo:

noooo: noooo: noooo:

He's supposed to have slept with 40 women??? Christ on a bike, just what were they drinking that meant they didn't notice the smell...  sick2:

40 donkeys more like...  noooo:

They would still have a sense of smell...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2019, 05:07:01 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47144891# (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47144891#)

Reminds me of that time I crashed into a canoe  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2019, 09:47:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2019, 05:07:01 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47144891# (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47144891#)

Reminds me of that time I crashed into a canoe  redface:
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2019, 10:16:26 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2019, 05:07:01 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47144891# (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47144891#)

Reminds me of that time I crashed into a canoe  redface:

Regional dialect problem probably.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YpcAYqNwHtU/maxresdefault.jpg)

Or shocked by something with more than 6 fingers.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2019, 10:31:03 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2019, 10:16:26 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2019, 05:07:01 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47144891# (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47144891#)

Reminds me of that time I crashed into a canoe  redface:

Regional dialect problem probably.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YpcAYqNwHtU/maxresdefault.jpg)

Or shocked by something with more than 6 fingers.

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 10:52:10 AM
Just goes to show that there are morons out that who will buy any old shite...  redface:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/former-wwe-star-selling-photos-13957089 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/former-wwe-star-selling-photos-13957089)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2019, 10:54:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 10:52:10 AM
Just goes to show that there are morons out that who will buy any old shite...  redface:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/former-wwe-star-selling-photos-13957089 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/former-wwe-star-selling-photos-13957089)
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 10:57:23 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 08, 2019, 10:54:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 10:52:10 AM
Just goes to show that there are morons out that who will buy any old shite...  redface:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/former-wwe-star-selling-photos-13957089 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/former-wwe-star-selling-photos-13957089)
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

I did like the customer comment about him buying the picture to help support her and not because he is some kind of wierdo  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 11:01:04 AM
Nutters of the world seem to be rallying to a theme...  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/08/poo-wizard-smears-faeces-face-celebrate-male-anus-8475827/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2019, 12:30:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 11:01:04 AM
Nutters of the world seem to be rallying to a theme...  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/08/poo-wizard-smears-faeces-face-celebrate-male-anus-8475827/
whacky115

So how many shit articles do you have to trawl through to find these articles about shit for brains nutters and their shit? 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2019, 12:56:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 08, 2019, 10:54:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 10:52:10 AM
Just goes to show that there are morons out that who will buy any old shite...  redface:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/former-wwe-star-selling-photos-13957089 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/former-wwe-star-selling-photos-13957089)
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2019, 12:57:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 11:01:04 AM
Nutters of the world seem to be rallying to a theme...  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/08/poo-wizard-smears-faeces-face-celebrate-male-anus-8475827/

The world has gone completely insane...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2019, 01:18:37 PM
gone?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 06:41:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 08, 2019, 12:30:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 11:01:04 AM
Nutters of the world seem to be rallying to a theme...  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/08/poo-wizard-smears-faeces-face-celebrate-male-anus-8475827/
whacky115

So how many shit articles do you have to trawl through to find these articles about shit for brains nutters and their shit?

I get a daily news digest, mainly so I can keep up with how things are going in America as my brother and nephews live there and I'm getting very concerned about things that have been happening there but there are also random wtf articles as well
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2019, 06:56:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 06:41:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 08, 2019, 12:30:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 11:01:04 AM
Nutters of the world seem to be rallying to a theme...  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/08/poo-wizard-smears-faeces-face-celebrate-male-anus-8475827/
whacky115

So how many shit articles do you have to trawl through to find these articles about shit for brains nutters and their shit?

I get a daily news digest, mainly so I can keep up with how things are going in America as my brother and nephews live there and I'm getting very concerned about things that have been happening there but there are also random wtf articles as well
rubschin:  The news digests I get are shit free

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2019, 05:21:39 AM
Son travels 170 miles and beats ambulance to injured mother (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/son-travels-170-miles-and-still-beats-ambulance-to-injured-mother-wfc6jjkgt)

No werds...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2019, 09:33:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 08, 2019, 06:56:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 06:41:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 08, 2019, 12:30:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2019, 11:01:04 AM
Nutters of the world seem to be rallying to a theme...  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/08/poo-wizard-smears-faeces-face-celebrate-male-anus-8475827/
whacky115

So how many shit articles do you have to trawl through to find these articles about shit for brains nutters and their shit?

I get a daily news digest, mainly so I can keep up with how things are going in America as my brother and nephews live there and I'm getting very concerned about things that have been happening there but there are also random wtf articles as well
rubschin:  The news digests I get are shit free

So are mine normally, must have been a slow news day...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2019, 09:36:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2019, 05:21:39 AM
Son travels 170 miles and beats ambulance to injured mother (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/son-travels-170-miles-and-still-beats-ambulance-to-injured-mother-wfc6jjkgt)

No werds...  noooo:

I'm less inclined to believe an 'unprecedented rise in demand' and more likely to believe it is connected to the genius idea of having a single contact centre that deals with emergency calls for 3 counties.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2019, 09:58:02 AM
And the first no shit Sherlock award of 2019 goes to...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6682477/Free-money-trial-Finland-finds-unemployed-workers-not-motivated-job.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6682477/Free-money-trial-Finland-finds-unemployed-workers-not-motivated-job.html)

 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2019, 10:13:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2019, 09:58:02 AM
And the first no shit Sherlock award of 2019 goes to...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6682477/Free-money-trial-Finland-finds-unemployed-workers-not-motivated-job.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6682477/Free-money-trial-Finland-finds-unemployed-workers-not-motivated-job.html)

 

 lol: lol: lol:

Who's have thunk it eh...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2019, 10:20:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2019, 10:13:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2019, 09:58:02 AM
And the first no shit Sherlock award of 2019 goes to...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6682477/Free-money-trial-Finland-finds-unemployed-workers-not-motivated-job.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6682477/Free-money-trial-Finland-finds-unemployed-workers-not-motivated-job.html)

 

 lol: lol: lol:

Who's have thunk it eh...? ::)

Apparently AOC is getting some real flack over including a similar proposal in her New Green Deal. The scary thing is that it may be one of the more reasonable proposals..  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 09, 2019, 11:08:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2019, 10:13:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2019, 09:58:02 AM
And the first no shit Sherlock award of 2019 goes to...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6682477/Free-money-trial-Finland-finds-unemployed-workers-not-motivated-job.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6682477/Free-money-trial-Finland-finds-unemployed-workers-not-motivated-job.html)

 

 lol: lol: lol:

Who's have thunk it eh...? ::)
quite

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 02:14:19 AM
You know that when people say that they have money burning a hole in their pocket the don't mean it literally...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6683651/Bank-customer-doused-petrol-threatened-set-fire-jailed.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6683651/Bank-customer-doused-petrol-threatened-set-fire-jailed.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2019, 05:33:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 02:14:19 AM
You know that when people say that they have money burning a hole in their pocket the don't mean it literally...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6683651/Bank-customer-doused-petrol-threatened-set-fire-jailed.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6683651/Bank-customer-doused-petrol-threatened-set-fire-jailed.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 09:26:30 AM
Oh God, forget the unsee button, we need an unread button as well just for the feckin' headline...

I know it's early morning but I think I'm going to need a keg of brain bleach and a case of whisky in order to get the images out of my head....  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6686639/Jeremy-Corbyn-drove-friends-flat-WANTED-Diane-Abbott-naked-bed.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6686639/Jeremy-Corbyn-drove-friends-flat-WANTED-Diane-Abbott-naked-bed.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2019, 09:36:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 09:26:30 AM
Oh God, forget the unsee button, we need an unread button as well just for the feckin' headline...

I know it's early morning but I think I'm going to need a keg of brain bleach and a case of whisky in order to get the images out of my head....  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6686639/Jeremy-Corbyn-drove-friends-flat-WANTED-Diane-Abbott-naked-bed.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6686639/Jeremy-Corbyn-drove-friends-flat-WANTED-Diane-Abbott-naked-bed.html)


Aaaarrrgghhhhh!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2019, 09:42:40 AM
https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/ (https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/)   eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 09:44:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2019, 09:42:40 AM
https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/ (https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/)   eeek:

You should go Nick, we could do with a laugh when you tell us how it all went horribly wrong...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2019, 09:45:46 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2019, 09:46:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2019, 09:42:40 AM
https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/ (https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/)   eeek:

Do WHAT now???  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 09:46:31 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2019, 09:45:46 AM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What film are they showing?  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 09:47:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2019, 09:46:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2019, 09:42:40 AM
https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/ (https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/)   eeek:

Do WHAT now???  noooo:

I almost went to one of their events a while back as they were showing the original Jaws. Unfortunately work got in the way.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 09:48:29 AM
Why do I get the feeling that Apey would be having a field day making 'stiff' jokes...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6685431/Funeral-director-64-sacked-caught-having-sex-female-worker-COFFINS.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6685431/Funeral-director-64-sacked-caught-having-sex-female-worker-COFFINS.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2019, 09:57:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 09:48:29 AM
Why do I get the feeling that Apey would be having a field day making 'stiff' jokes...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6685431/Funeral-director-64-sacked-caught-having-sex-female-worker-COFFINS.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6685431/Funeral-director-64-sacked-caught-having-sex-female-worker-COFFINS.html)

Meh... shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 10:02:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2019, 09:57:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 09:48:29 AM
Why do I get the feeling that Apey would be having a field day making 'stiff' jokes...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6685431/Funeral-director-64-sacked-caught-having-sex-female-worker-COFFINS.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6685431/Funeral-director-64-sacked-caught-having-sex-female-worker-COFFINS.html)

Meh... shrugs:

I didn't say they would be good jokes...  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2019, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2019, 09:36:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 09:26:30 AM
Oh God, forget the unsee button, we need an unread button as well just for the feckin' headline...

I know it's early morning but I think I'm going to need a keg of brain bleach and a case of whisky in order to get the images out of my head....  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6686639/Jeremy-Corbyn-drove-friends-flat-WANTED-Diane-Abbott-naked-bed.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6686639/Jeremy-Corbyn-drove-friends-flat-WANTED-Diane-Abbott-naked-bed.html)


Aaaarrrgghhhhh!  eeek:
The explanation would be that this was many years before Abbott became the fat ugly waste of oxygen she is now.  Some pictures of her at that time suggest she once scrubbed up well

And then a night with Corbers and she decided she needed a life of pies to forget the experience
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2019, 11:07:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2019, 09:42:40 AM
https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/ (https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/)   eeek:

"Expect performers, hosts, BBQ's,  . . . ."

BBQ in a hot tub?  What could possibly  . . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2019, 11:10:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2019, 05:33:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 02:14:19 AM
You know that when people say that they have money burning a hole in their pocket the don't mean it literally...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6683651/Bank-customer-doused-petrol-threatened-set-fire-jailed.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6683651/Bank-customer-doused-petrol-threatened-set-fire-jailed.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2019, 11:13:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 10, 2019, 11:07:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2019, 09:42:40 AM
https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/ (https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/)   eeek:

"Expect performers, hosts, BBQ's,  . . . ."

BBQ in a hot tub?  What could possibly  . . . . .

Nothing, the technology is tried and tested...  ;)



(https://i.postimg.cc/3k5BnXwN/Pool-BBQ-o-22371.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/3k5BnXwN)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2019, 11:14:20 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 10, 2019, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2019, 09:36:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 09:26:30 AM
Oh God, forget the unsee button, we need an unread button as well just for the feckin' headline...

I know it's early morning but I think I'm going to need a keg of brain bleach and a case of whisky in order to get the images out of my head....  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6686639/Jeremy-Corbyn-drove-friends-flat-WANTED-Diane-Abbott-naked-bed.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6686639/Jeremy-Corbyn-drove-friends-flat-WANTED-Diane-Abbott-naked-bed.html)


Aaaarrrgghhhhh!  eeek:
The explanation would be that this was many years before Abbott became the fat ugly waste of oxygen she is now.  Some pictures of her at that time suggest she once scrubbed up well

And then a night with Corbers and she decided she needed a life of pies to forget the experience

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2019, 11:55:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2019, 11:13:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 10, 2019, 11:07:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2019, 09:42:40 AM
https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/ (https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/)   eeek:

"Expect performers, hosts, BBQ's,  . . . ."

BBQ in a hot tub?  What could possibly  . . . . .

Nothing, the technology is tried and tested...  ;)



(https://i.postimg.cc/3k5BnXwN/Pool-BBQ-o-22371.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/3k5BnXwN)
scared2: scared2: scared2:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2019, 06:30:23 AM
He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he blew his cash now he works all day...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6689797/Lotto-lout-Michael-Carroll-working-10-hour-LUMBERJACK.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6689797/Lotto-lout-Michael-Carroll-working-10-hour-LUMBERJACK.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2019, 06:44:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2019, 06:30:23 AM
He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he blew his cash now he works all day...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6689797/Lotto-lout-Michael-Carroll-working-10-hour-LUMBERJACK.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6689797/Lotto-lout-Michael-Carroll-working-10-hour-LUMBERJACK.html)

happy002

What a twat...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2019, 10:49:44 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2019, 06:44:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2019, 06:30:23 AM
He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he blew his cash now he works all day...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6689797/Lotto-lout-Michael-Carroll-working-10-hour-LUMBERJACK.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6689797/Lotto-lout-Michael-Carroll-working-10-hour-LUMBERJACK.html)

happy002

What a twat...  noooo:
happy002 happy002

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2019, 10:30:49 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/feb/11/archive-shows-medieval-nun-faked-her-own-death-to-escape-convent?CMP=fb_gu&fbclid=IwAR0IxX3BQ8v2Vh55lYZmP6jP12VCmFyq7aAONpWn0AQmUIHtTvNMJMspfsg (https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/feb/11/archive-shows-medieval-nun-faked-her-own-death-to-escape-convent?CMP=fb_gu&fbclid=IwAR0IxX3BQ8v2Vh55lYZmP6jP12VCmFyq7aAONpWn0AQmUIHtTvNMJMspfsg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2019, 11:04:14 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 12, 2019, 10:30:49 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/feb/11/archive-shows-medieval-nun-faked-her-own-death-to-escape-convent?CMP=fb_gu&fbclid=IwAR0IxX3BQ8v2Vh55lYZmP6jP12VCmFyq7aAONpWn0AQmUIHtTvNMJMspfsg (https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/feb/11/archive-shows-medieval-nun-faked-her-own-death-to-escape-convent?CMP=fb_gu&fbclid=IwAR0IxX3BQ8v2Vh55lYZmP6jP12VCmFyq7aAONpWn0AQmUIHtTvNMJMspfsg)

Carnal lust eh...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 04:04:08 AM
I..........just..........WTF????  noooo: noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6701731/Woman-claims-life-complete-marries-zombie-doll.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6701731/Woman-claims-life-complete-marries-zombie-doll.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2019, 05:28:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 04:04:08 AM
I..........just..........WTF????  noooo: noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6701731/Woman-claims-life-complete-marries-zombie-doll.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6701731/Woman-claims-life-complete-marries-zombie-doll.html)

To be fair, she's not a looker is she...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2019, 09:48:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2019, 05:28:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 04:04:08 AM
I..........just..........WTF????  noooo: noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6701731/Woman-claims-life-complete-marries-zombie-doll.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6701731/Woman-claims-life-complete-marries-zombie-doll.html)

To be fair, she's not a looker is she...?  noooo:
a three bagger for sure
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 11:58:04 AM
Perhaps I'm being overly cynical here but are you saying that she held a stick of dynamite and lit it thinking it was a candle because if that was the case then surely her injuries would have been far more severe...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/13/mother-loses-hand-lighting-stick-dynamite-instead-candle-power-cut-8615193/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2019, 12:25:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 11:58:04 AM
Perhaps I'm being overly cynical here but are you saying that she held a stick of dynamite and lit it thinking it was a candle because if that was the case then surely her injuries would have been far more severe...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/13/mother-loses-hand-lighting-stick-dynamite-instead-candle-power-cut-8615193/
How shocking (not) that there's a blame/claim involved
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 12:28:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 14, 2019, 12:25:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 11:58:04 AM
Perhaps I'm being overly cynical here but are you saying that she held a stick of dynamite and lit it thinking it was a candle because if that was the case then surely her injuries would have been far more severe...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/13/mother-loses-hand-lighting-stick-dynamite-instead-candle-power-cut-8615193/
How shocking (not) that there's a blame/claim involved

I'm pretty convinced that it's going to end up being some kind of cherry bomb or firework that she was too stupid to realise clearly wasn't a candle.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 12:58:02 PM
My first reaction on reading this was to laugh but now I've considered it more I can see this setting a precedent of accusations of racism because the person involved can't understand the language.  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47217626 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47217626)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2019, 02:27:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 12:58:02 PM
My first reaction on reading this was to laugh but now I've considered it more I can see this setting a precedent of accusations of racism because the person involved can't understand the language.  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47217626 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47217626)
anjei skoodh kedhla aga kyjya akwytya

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2019, 02:45:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 14, 2019, 02:27:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 12:58:02 PM
My first reaction on reading this was to laugh but now I've considered it more I can see this setting a precedent of accusations of racism because the person involved can't understand the language.  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47217626 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47217626)
anjei skoodh kedhla aga kyjya akwytya

You been to the dentist...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2019, 04:35:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2019, 02:45:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 14, 2019, 02:27:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 12:58:02 PM
My first reaction on reading this was to laugh but now I've considered it more I can see this setting a precedent of accusations of racism because the person involved can't understand the language.  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47217626 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47217626)
anjei skoodh kedhla aga kyjya akwytya

You been to the dentist...?  rubschin:

 noooo:


I used the online (and very basic) Cornish translation.   It should sort of say They should tell them to fuck off
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 07:52:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 14, 2019, 04:35:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2019, 02:45:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 14, 2019, 02:27:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2019, 12:58:02 PM
My first reaction on reading this was to laugh but now I've considered it more I can see this setting a precedent of accusations of racism because the person involved can't understand the language.  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47217626 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47217626)
anjei skoodh kedhla aga kyjya akwytya

You been to the dentist...?  rubschin:

 noooo:


I used the online (and very basic) Cornish translation.   It should sort of say They should tell them to fuck off

The language fanatics down here "wouldn't sully the pristine Cornish tongue with such profanity" as I've been told. I'm more inclined to believe that they don't see the point in swearing at someone if they can't understand the insults.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2019, 02:21:19 PM
How bloody stupid is this?

International Hair Freezing Contest

http://takhinihotpools.com/hair_freezing (http://takhinihotpools.com/hair_freezing)

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2019, 02:27:34 PM
Not something BM has to worry about  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2019, 03:42:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 15, 2019, 02:27:34 PM
Not something BM has to worry about  whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2019, 03:16:55 PM
Sabrage? Hmmm, something else to add to the list of things I want to learn this year....  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6715149/Jane-Fryer-learns-art-sabrage-slicing-wine-corks-2ft-sabre.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6715149/Jane-Fryer-learns-art-sabrage-slicing-wine-corks-2ft-sabre.html)


BM........Nick..........just no  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2019, 03:21:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2019, 03:16:55 PM
Sabrage? Hmmm, something else to add to the list of things I want to learn this year....  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6715149/Jane-Fryer-learns-art-sabrage-slicing-wine-corks-2ft-sabre.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6715149/Jane-Fryer-learns-art-sabrage-slicing-wine-corks-2ft-sabre.html)


BM........Nick..........just no  noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2019, 07:58:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2019, 03:16:55 PM
Sabrage? Hmmm, something else to add to the list of things I want to learn this year....  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6715149/Jane-Fryer-learns-art-sabrage-slicing-wine-corks-2ft-sabre.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6715149/Jane-Fryer-learns-art-sabrage-slicing-wine-corks-2ft-sabre.html)


BM........Nick..........just no  noooo:
Got to see that Olly Smith do that live once.  Most entertaining
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2019, 06:22:03 PM
The Mail was a bit behind the curve on this one but something tells me it would have been an interesting meeting in Games Workshop's HQ when God Emperor Trump and his legion was shown in public  lol:

http://youtu.be/olMq6Ty6bDQ (http://youtu.be/olMq6Ty6bDQ)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6719861/Huge-statue-Trump-Warhammer-warrior-Twitter-engraved-sword-unveiled-Italy.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6719861/Huge-statue-Trump-Warhammer-warrior-Twitter-engraved-sword-unveiled-Italy.html)

There is a part of me that would love to see him pay to have it set up on the White House grounds just to see the foaming at the mouth reactions..  whistle:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2019, 03:21:53 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dog-shoots-man-gun-germany-munich-court-gun-rifle-licence-a8786611.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dog-shoots-man-gun-germany-munich-court-gun-rifle-licence-a8786611.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2019, 06:33:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2019, 03:21:53 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dog-shoots-man-gun-germany-munich-court-gun-rifle-licence-a8786611.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dog-shoots-man-gun-germany-munich-court-gun-rifle-licence-a8786611.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2019, 07:11:58 PM
BM has guns and a dog. What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2019, 07:12:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2019, 07:11:58 PM
BM has guns and a dog. What could possibly go wrong?

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2019, 07:25:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2019, 07:12:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2019, 07:11:58 PM
BM has guns and a dog. What could possibly go wrong?

 eeek:

BM is safe, if the dog ends up learning how to shoot by watching him then odds are he will miss by a mile...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:05:12 AM
He was lucky that someone heard him and was able to get help as he was in deep shit...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/dog-walker-saved-getting-stuck-neck-deep-manure-looking-pet-8682812/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2019, 08:18:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:05:12 AM
He was lucky that someone heard him and was able to get help as he was in deep shit...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/dog-walker-saved-getting-stuck-neck-deep-manure-looking-pet-8682812/

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:31:54 AM
The son of Cod?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/fish-called-mary-virgin-birth-fertilising-eggs-8691041/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2019, 08:57:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:31:54 AM
The son of Cod?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/fish-called-mary-virgin-birth-fertilising-eggs-8691041/

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2019, 10:55:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:31:54 AM
The son of Cod?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/fish-called-mary-virgin-birth-fertilising-eggs-8691041/
A plaice at His right hand?

The Lampray of God?

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2019, 11:01:10 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2019, 10:55:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:31:54 AM
The son of Cod?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/fish-called-mary-virgin-birth-fertilising-eggs-8691041/
A plaice at His right hand?

The Lampray of God?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 12:05:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2019, 11:01:10 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2019, 10:55:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:31:54 AM
The son of Cod?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/fish-called-mary-virgin-birth-fertilising-eggs-8691041/
A plaice at His right hand?

The Lampray of God?

 drumroll:

Hail Moray, full of grace?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 06:20:47 PM
I'm a bad person for laughing at this but something tells me I'm not the only one...  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6728973/Biker-hits-car-seconds-hit-head-falling-LAMP-POST.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6728973/Biker-hits-car-seconds-hit-head-falling-LAMP-POST.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2019, 06:27:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 06:20:47 PM
I'm a bad person for laughing at this but something tells me I'm not the only one...  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6728973/Biker-hits-car-seconds-hit-head-falling-LAMP-POST.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6728973/Biker-hits-car-seconds-hit-head-falling-LAMP-POST.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 06:32:27 PM
Break dancing as an Olympic event?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympics/article-6729079/Must-sort-joke-surely-Fans-react-BREAKDANCING-proposed-Paris-2024-OIympics.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympics/article-6729079/Must-sort-joke-surely-Fans-react-BREAKDANCING-proposed-Paris-2024-OIympics.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2019, 06:52:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 12:05:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2019, 11:01:10 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2019, 10:55:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:31:54 AM
The son of Cod?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/fish-called-mary-virgin-birth-fertilising-eggs-8691041/
A plaice at His right hand?

The Lampray of God?

 drumroll:

Hail Moray, full of grace?
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2019, 06:55:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 06:20:47 PM
I'm a bad person for laughing at this but something tells me I'm not the only one...  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6728973/Biker-hits-car-seconds-hit-head-falling-LAMP-POST.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6728973/Biker-hits-car-seconds-hit-head-falling-LAMP-POST.html)
lol: lol: lol:

Nick, the early years episode 23
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2019, 01:48:31 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/21/naked-man-saved-fire-started-brothel-simply-delicious-takeaway-8692408/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2019, 02:11:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2019, 01:48:31 PM
Too many jokes...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/21/naked-man-saved-fire-started-brothel-simply-delicious-takeaway-8692408/
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2019, 02:16:58 PM
Something tells me that the reason it was thought to be extinct is that people took one look at it and immediately reverted to "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!" mode...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/21/worlds-largest-bee-finally-found-going-missing-38-years-8705992/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2019, 03:42:40 PM
14 weeks of Yellow Jacket protests and you would think that Macron and the French parliament would be hard at work trying to find a solution...


wouldn't you...



Nope. They've been working on legislation that changes mother and father on school forms to parent 1 and parent 2.  doh:

https://www.indy100.com/article/emanuel-macron-mum-dad-replace-parent-1-2-school-forms-gender-neutral-family-law-8784601 (https://www.indy100.com/article/emanuel-macron-mum-dad-replace-parent-1-2-school-forms-gender-neutral-family-law-8784601)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2019, 03:44:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2019, 03:42:40 PM
14 weeks of Yellow Jacket protests and you would think that Macron and the French parliament would be hard at work trying to find a solution...


wouldn't you...



Nope. They've been working on legislation that changes mother and father on school forms to parent 1 and parent 2.  doh:

https://www.indy100.com/article/emanuel-macron-mum-dad-replace-parent-1-2-school-forms-gender-neutral-family-law-8784601 (https://www.indy100.com/article/emanuel-macron-mum-dad-replace-parent-1-2-school-forms-gender-neutral-family-law-8784601)

This really is a, "let them eat cake" moment isn't it...? facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2019, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 21, 2019, 06:52:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 12:05:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2019, 11:01:10 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2019, 10:55:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:31:54 AM
The son of Cod?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/fish-called-mary-virgin-birth-fertilising-eggs-8691041/
A plaice at His right hand?

The Lampray of God?

 drumroll:

Hail Moray, full of grace?
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2019, 05:24:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2019, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 21, 2019, 06:52:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 12:05:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2019, 11:01:10 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2019, 10:55:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:31:54 AM
The son of Cod?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/fish-called-mary-virgin-birth-fertilising-eggs-8691041/
A plaice at His right hand?

The Lampray of God?

 drumroll:

Hail Moray, full of grace?
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

I have to admit I'm surprised BM Nick someone didn't try for the low hanging fruit and make an angelfish comment..  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2019, 05:47:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2019, 05:24:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2019, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 21, 2019, 06:52:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 12:05:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2019, 11:01:10 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2019, 10:55:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:31:54 AM
The son of Cod?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/fish-called-mary-virgin-birth-fertilising-eggs-8691041/
A plaice at His right hand?

The Lampray of God?

 drumroll:

Hail Moray, full of grace?
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

I have to admit I'm surprised BM Nick someone didn't try for the low hanging fruit and make an angelfish comment..  rubschin:
he didn't want to get battered
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2019, 10:54:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 22, 2019, 05:47:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2019, 05:24:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2019, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 21, 2019, 06:52:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 12:05:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2019, 11:01:10 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2019, 10:55:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:31:54 AM
The son of Cod?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/fish-called-mary-virgin-birth-fertilising-eggs-8691041/
A plaice at His right hand?

The Lampray of God?

 drumroll:

Hail Moray, full of grace?
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

I have to admit I'm surprised BM Nick someone didn't try for the low hanging fruit and make an angelfish comment..  rubschin:
he didn't want to get battered
Deep Friar?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2019, 11:36:14 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2019, 10:54:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 22, 2019, 05:47:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2019, 05:24:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2019, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 21, 2019, 06:52:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 12:05:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2019, 11:01:10 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2019, 10:55:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2019, 08:31:54 AM
The son of Cod?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/20/fish-called-mary-virgin-birth-fertilising-eggs-8691041/
A plaice at His right hand?

The Lampray of God?

 drumroll:

Hail Moray, full of grace?
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

I have to admit I'm surprised BM Nick someone didn't try for the low hanging fruit and make an angelfish comment..  rubschin:
he didn't want to get battered
Deep Friar?
drumroll:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2019, 11:41:36 PM
I have no idea why but for some reason when I saw the headline I thought of BM and Nick...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/24/grandad-eats-half-tub-paint-thinking-yogurt-8724987/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2019, 11:57:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2019, 11:41:36 PM
I have no idea why but for some reason when I saw the headline I thought of BM and Nick...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/24/grandad-eats-half-tub-paint-thinking-yogurt-8724987/
facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 01:00:29 AM
The Mullet, international sign that your parents were brother and sister...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/23/australians-gather-compete-mulletfest-2019-8722032/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2019, 06:54:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 01:00:29 AM
The Mullet, international sign that your parents were brother and sister...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/23/australians-gather-compete-mulletfest-2019-8722032/


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2019, 10:10:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 25, 2019, 06:54:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 01:00:29 AM
The Mullet, international sign that your parents were brother and sister...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/23/australians-gather-compete-mulletfest-2019-8722032/


 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 10:37:01 PM
Rage Yoga? Drinking, swearing and stretching? Sounds like the a new pub activity.....  rubschin:

https://www.liquor.com/articles/drink-beer-swear-rage-yoga/#gs.cVsApEeo (https://www.liquor.com/articles/drink-beer-swear-rage-yoga/#gs.cVsApEeo)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2019, 10:59:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 10:37:01 PM
Rage Yoga? Drinking, swearing and stretching? Sounds like the a new pub activity.....  rubschin:

https://www.liquor.com/articles/drink-beer-swear-rage-yoga/#gs.cVsApEeo (https://www.liquor.com/articles/drink-beer-swear-rage-yoga/#gs.cVsApEeo)
rubschin:

Can't I just drink beer and swear from my own sofa without any of the other crap
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 11:04:24 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2019, 10:59:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 10:37:01 PM
Rage Yoga? Drinking, swearing and stretching? Sounds like the a new pub activity.....  rubschin:

https://www.liquor.com/articles/drink-beer-swear-rage-yoga/#gs.cVsApEeo (https://www.liquor.com/articles/drink-beer-swear-rage-yoga/#gs.cVsApEeo)
rubschin:

Can't I just drink beer and swear from my own sofa without any of the other crap

I was thinking more of the entertainment factor of watching BM and Nick trying this...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2019, 11:28:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 11:04:24 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2019, 10:59:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 10:37:01 PM
Rage Yoga? Drinking, swearing and stretching? Sounds like the a new pub activity.....  rubschin:

https://www.liquor.com/articles/drink-beer-swear-rage-yoga/#gs.cVsApEeo (https://www.liquor.com/articles/drink-beer-swear-rage-yoga/#gs.cVsApEeo)
rubschin:

Can't I just drink beer and swear from my own sofa without any of the other crap

I was thinking more of the entertainment factor of watching BM and Nick trying this...  whistle:
A Pay Per View munny making opportunity you say?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 11:32:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2019, 11:28:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 11:04:24 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2019, 10:59:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 10:37:01 PM
Rage Yoga? Drinking, swearing and stretching? Sounds like the a new pub activity.....  rubschin:

https://www.liquor.com/articles/drink-beer-swear-rage-yoga/#gs.cVsApEeo (https://www.liquor.com/articles/drink-beer-swear-rage-yoga/#gs.cVsApEeo)
rubschin:

Can't I just drink beer and swear from my own sofa without any of the other crap

I was thinking more of the entertainment factor of watching BM and Nick trying this...  whistle:
A Pay Per View munny making opportunity you say?

Yep, we just have to come up with a catchy name for it...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2019, 11:55:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 11:32:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2019, 11:28:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 11:04:24 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2019, 10:59:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2019, 10:37:01 PM
Rage Yoga? Drinking, swearing and stretching? Sounds like the a new pub activity.....  rubschin:

https://www.liquor.com/articles/drink-beer-swear-rage-yoga/#gs.cVsApEeo (https://www.liquor.com/articles/drink-beer-swear-rage-yoga/#gs.cVsApEeo)
rubschin:

Can't I just drink beer and swear from my own sofa without any of the other crap

I was thinking more of the entertainment factor of watching BM and Nick trying this...  whistle:
A Pay Per View munny making opportunity you say?

Yep, we just have to come up with a catchy name for it...  rubschin:
Gub Watch?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2019, 02:58:51 PM
Nick has an Mini Me.....  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6746647/Seven-year-old-boy-leaves-family-homeless-accidentally-torching-flat-playing-lighter-fridge.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6746647/Seven-year-old-boy-leaves-family-homeless-accidentally-torching-flat-playing-lighter-fridge.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2019, 03:06:00 PM
Tell you what, next time you get it into your head to burn your house down with your pets inside because you are bored and have nothing to campaign against make sure you stay inside it instead....... Utter fuckwit  Angry9:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/25/lgbt-activist-burned-home-annoyed-no-prejudice-campaign-8738779/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2019, 04:53:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2019, 03:06:00 PM
Tell you what, next time you get it into your head to burn your house down with your pets inside because you are bored and have nothing to campaign against make sure you stay inside it instead....... Utter fuckwit  Angry9:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/25/lgbt-activist-burned-home-annoyed-no-prejudice-campaign-8738779/
they should fucking torch him  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2019, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2019, 02:58:51 PM
Nick has an Mini Me.....  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6746647/Seven-year-old-boy-leaves-family-homeless-accidentally-torching-flat-playing-lighter-fridge.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6746647/Seven-year-old-boy-leaves-family-homeless-accidentally-torching-flat-playing-lighter-fridge.html)
Story sounds a tad sus to me
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2019, 04:20:27 PM
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/02/11/australias-oldest-man-sweaters-penguins-oil_n_6660962.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9sLmZhY2Vib29rLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAANr160P-fUxhuX2dETP5HnDEmNmOtfAie3lOU24bto4BZ2ppFEfaQ0vxaRVyP9w7ZKCiiSDOIpQn9UlJ3CSCK1MJd94RfdOFIEFTvFLvZl1CVPFtBAkdzaCFvJbNmPaa8n-7HHubGkFcwr5EPg_kxWu7sunTaj9vIbAZOsyau82w (https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/02/11/australias-oldest-man-sweaters-penguins-oil_n_6660962.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9sLmZhY2Vib29rLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAANr160P-fUxhuX2dETP5HnDEmNmOtfAie3lOU24bto4BZ2ppFEfaQ0vxaRVyP9w7ZKCiiSDOIpQn9UlJ3CSCK1MJd94RfdOFIEFTvFLvZl1CVPFtBAkdzaCFvJbNmPaa8n-7HHubGkFcwr5EPg_kxWu7sunTaj9vIbAZOsyau82w)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2019, 05:16:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 27, 2019, 04:20:27 PM
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/02/11/australias-oldest-man-sweaters-penguins-oil_n_6660962.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9sLmZhY2Vib29rLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAANr160P-fUxhuX2dETP5HnDEmNmOtfAie3lOU24bto4BZ2ppFEfaQ0vxaRVyP9w7ZKCiiSDOIpQn9UlJ3CSCK1MJd94RfdOFIEFTvFLvZl1CVPFtBAkdzaCFvJbNmPaa8n-7HHubGkFcwr5EPg_kxWu7sunTaj9vIbAZOsyau82w (https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/02/11/australias-oldest-man-sweaters-penguins-oil_n_6660962.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9sLmZhY2Vib29rLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAANr160P-fUxhuX2dETP5HnDEmNmOtfAie3lOU24bto4BZ2ppFEfaQ0vxaRVyP9w7ZKCiiSDOIpQn9UlJ3CSCK1MJd94RfdOFIEFTvFLvZl1CVPFtBAkdzaCFvJbNmPaa8n-7HHubGkFcwr5EPg_kxWu7sunTaj9vIbAZOsyau82w)
:thumbsup:

Good on him
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2019, 04:31:29 PM
ExxonMobil finds Cyprus’ largest gas discovery to date (https://in-cyprus.com/5-8-trillion-cubic-feet-of-gas-in-plot-10/)

 Party001: Party001: Party001:   We're rich!   Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2019, 04:40:09 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/p914zZGg/Screen-Shot-2017-12-14-at-04-23-13.png) (https://postimg.cc/p914zZGg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2019, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2019, 04:40:09 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/p914zZGg/Screen-Shot-2017-12-14-at-04-23-13.png) (https://postimg.cc/p914zZGg)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2019, 05:26:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2019, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2019, 04:40:09 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/p914zZGg/Screen-Shot-2017-12-14-at-04-23-13.png) (https://postimg.cc/p914zZGg)

 scared2:

Baldymort in close proximity to a massive gas pocket? Something tells me that Krakatoa will look like a damp squib in comparison  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2019, 06:10:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2019, 05:26:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2019, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2019, 04:40:09 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/p914zZGg/Screen-Shot-2017-12-14-at-04-23-13.png) (https://postimg.cc/p914zZGg)

 scared2:

Baldymort in close proximity to a massive gas pocket? Something tells me that Krakatoa will look like a damp squib in comparison  scared2:
You mean it’s unusual forBM to be near a large gas pocket?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2019, 06:33:43 PM
4 months in prison and having to pay $5k towards his victim's funeral costs? Are you fucking kidding me. This con artist is directly responsible for the tortured death of that kid and that is all you sentence him with? he deserves far more than that, at the very least he should be banned from receiving any conventional medical treatment in the US, let him use the crap he foists off on his victims instead.

Morrow was sentenced to four months in jail for practising medicine without a license, as well as one count of child abuse likely to produce great bodily injury or death. He was also ordered to pay $5,000 to the victim’s family for funeral costs.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/28/diabetic-boy-dies-herbalist-told-mum-use-lavender-oil-instead-insulin-8780129/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2019, 10:36:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2019, 06:33:43 PM
4 months in prison and having to pay $5k towards his victim's funeral costs? Are you fucking kidding me. This con artist is directly responsible for the tortured death of that kid and that is all you sentence him with? he deserves far more than that, at the very least he should be banned from receiving any conventional medical treatment in the US, let him use the crap he foists off on his victims instead.

Morrow was sentenced to four months in jail for practising medicine without a license, as well as one count of child abuse likely to produce great bodily injury or death. He was also ordered to pay $5,000 to the victim’s family for funeral costs.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/28/diabetic-boy-dies-herbalist-told-mum-use-lavender-oil-instead-insulin-8780129/
Classic throw away the key case imho
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2019, 12:15:29 AM
Just how pissed do you have to be to either not notice the bridge or think you could fit under it...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6756783/Drunk-Russian-ship-captain-steers-giant-cargo-vessel-straight-busy-South-Korean-bridge.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6756783/Drunk-Russian-ship-captain-steers-giant-cargo-vessel-straight-busy-South-Korean-bridge.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2019, 06:18:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2019, 12:15:29 AM
Just how pissed do you have to be to either not notice the bridge or think you could fit under it...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6756783/Drunk-Russian-ship-captain-steers-giant-cargo-vessel-straight-busy-South-Korean-bridge.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6756783/Drunk-Russian-ship-captain-steers-giant-cargo-vessel-straight-busy-South-Korean-bridge.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2019, 11:26:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2019, 06:18:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 01, 2019, 12:15:29 AM
Just how pissed do you have to be to either not notice the bridge or think you could fit under it...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6756783/Drunk-Russian-ship-captain-steers-giant-cargo-vessel-straight-busy-South-Korean-bridge.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6756783/Drunk-Russian-ship-captain-steers-giant-cargo-vessel-straight-busy-South-Korean-bridge.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2019, 01:20:47 PM
A knife Tsar? Are you fucking kidding me? If you want to deal with knife crime it's simple.

Increase stop and search
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of carrying a knife without good cause of at least 10 years in prison without parole.
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of attacking someone with a knife of at least 15-20 years in prison without parole.
A whole life sentence without parole for murder.
Make prisons less like holiday camps and more like actual punishment so as to act as a deterrent.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2019, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2019, 01:20:47 PM
A knife Tsar? Are you fucking kidding me? If you want to deal with knife crime it's simple.

Increase stop and search
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of carrying a knife without good cause of at least 10 years in prison without parole.
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of attacking someone with a knife of at least 15-20 years in prison without parole.
A whole life sentence without parole for murder.
Make prisons less like holiday camps and more like actual punishment so as to act as a deterrent.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487)

 happ096

It isn't rocket science is it...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2019, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2019, 01:20:47 PM
A knife Tsar? Are you fucking kidding me? If you want to deal with knife crime it's simple.

Increase stop and search
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of carrying a knife without good cause of at least 10 years in prison without parole.
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of attacking someone with a knife of at least 15-20 years in prison without parole.
A whole life sentence without parole for murder.
Make prisons less like holiday camps and more like actual punishment so as to act as a deterrent.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487)

 happ096

It isn't rocket science is it...?  noooo:
Can I add
- no minimum age of criminal responsibility,
- compulsory DNA taking of any child without 2 parents listed on its birth certificate and
- at least civil liability of parents for crimes committed by their sprogs? 

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2019, 03:24:36 PM
Weird interview with the former Met Commissioner on the Today prog this morning, but more beat police was one theme. The Plod know the high risk areas but too thin on the ground.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2019, 03:36:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2019, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2019, 01:20:47 PM
A knife Tsar? Are you fucking kidding me? If you want to deal with knife crime it's simple.

Increase stop and search
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of carrying a knife without good cause of at least 10 years in prison without parole.
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of attacking someone with a knife of at least 15-20 years in prison without parole.
A whole life sentence without parole for murder.
Make prisons less like holiday camps and more like actual punishment so as to act as a deterrent.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487)

 happ096

It isn't rocket science is it...?  noooo:
Can I add
- no minimum age of criminal responsibility,
- compulsory DNA taking of any child without 2 parents listed on its birth certificate and
- at least civil liability of parents for crimes committed by their sprogs?

 happ096
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2019, 03:38:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2019, 03:24:36 PM
Weird interview with the former Met Commissioner on the Today prog this morning, but more beat police was one theme. The Plod know the high risk areas but too thin on the ground.

It is amazing the resources they have available for other things - like dressing up as gayers or searching for nasty comments on the interwebz...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2019, 04:23:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2019, 03:24:36 PM
Weird interview with the former Met Commissioner on the Today prog this morning, but more beat police was one theme. The Plod know the high risk areas but too thin on the ground.
Yep that Theresa May when Home Office minister cut police budgets because she was guaranteed 24/7 protection so didn't think anyone else mattered

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 05, 2019, 05:39:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 03:36:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2019, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2019, 01:20:47 PM
A knife Tsar? Are you fucking kidding me? If you want to deal with knife crime it's simple.

Increase stop and search
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of carrying a knife without good cause of at least 10 years in prison without parole.
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of attacking someone with a knife of at least 15-20 years in prison without parole.
A whole life sentence without parole for murder.
Make prisons less like holiday camps and more like actual punishment so as to act as a deterrent.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487)

 happ096

It isn't rocket science is it...?  noooo:
Can I add
- no minimum age of criminal responsibility,
- compulsory DNA taking of any child without 2 parents listed on its birth certificate and
- at least civil liability of parents for crimes committed by their sprogs?

 happ096

And rather than asking for proof of age before buying - as it can be hard to judge a persons age - use a Dulux colour chart to assess suitability...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2019, 11:07:22 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 05, 2019, 05:39:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 03:36:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2019, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2019, 01:20:47 PM
A knife Tsar? Are you fucking kidding me? If you want to deal with knife crime it's simple.

Increase stop and search
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of carrying a knife without good cause of at least 10 years in prison without parole.
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of attacking someone with a knife of at least 15-20 years in prison without parole.
A whole life sentence without parole for murder.
Make prisons less like holiday camps and more like actual punishment so as to act as a deterrent.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487)

 happ096

It isn't rocket science is it...?  noooo:
Can I add
- no minimum age of criminal responsibility,
- compulsory DNA taking of any child without 2 parents listed on its birth certificate and
- at least civil liability of parents for crimes committed by their sprogs?

 happ096

And rather than asking for proof of age before buying - as it can be hard to judge a persons age - use a Dulux colour chart to assess suitability...

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2019, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2019, 11:07:22 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 05, 2019, 05:39:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 03:36:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2019, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2019, 01:20:47 PM
A knife Tsar? Are you fucking kidding me? If you want to deal with knife crime it's simple.

Increase stop and search
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of carrying a knife without good cause of at least 10 years in prison without parole.
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of attacking someone with a knife of at least 15-20 years in prison without parole.
A whole life sentence without parole for murder.
Make prisons less like holiday camps and more like actual punishment so as to act as a deterrent.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487)

 happ096

It isn't rocket science is it...?  noooo:
Can I add
- no minimum age of criminal responsibility,
- compulsory DNA taking of any child without 2 parents listed on its birth certificate and
- at least civil liability of parents for crimes committed by their sprogs?

 happ096

And rather than asking for proof of age before buying - as it can be hard to judge a persons age - use a Dulux colour chart to assess suitability...

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2019, 06:52:29 PM
Has Wenchy been found?  rubschin:

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/missing-middle-class-woman-found-under-throw-pillow-avalanche-20190305183207 (https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/missing-middle-class-woman-found-under-throw-pillow-avalanche-20190305183207)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2019, 06:11:33 AM
Too many riding jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6780341/British-Cycling-revokes-Porn-Pedallers-Cycling-Clubs-riding-licence.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6780341/British-Cycling-revokes-Porn-Pedallers-Cycling-Clubs-riding-licence.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2019, 06:35:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2019, 06:11:33 AM
Too many riding jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6780341/British-Cycling-revokes-Porn-Pedallers-Cycling-Clubs-riding-licence.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6780341/British-Cycling-revokes-Porn-Pedallers-Cycling-Clubs-riding-licence.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2019, 08:18:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2019, 06:35:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2019, 06:11:33 AM
Too many riding jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6780341/British-Cycling-revokes-Porn-Pedallers-Cycling-Clubs-riding-licence.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6780341/British-Cycling-revokes-Porn-Pedallers-Cycling-Clubs-riding-licence.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

seems they've been shafted
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2019, 09:49:41 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2019, 08:18:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2019, 06:35:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2019, 06:11:33 AM
Too many riding jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6780341/British-Cycling-revokes-Porn-Pedallers-Cycling-Clubs-riding-licence.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6780341/British-Cycling-revokes-Porn-Pedallers-Cycling-Clubs-riding-licence.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

seems they've been shafted

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 02:14:42 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2019, 04:54:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 02:14:42 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 04:56:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 04:54:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 02:14:42 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)

Well if you want to jump on to a hive to recreate the incident and see what happens then bee my guest...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2019, 05:06:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 04:56:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 04:54:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 02:14:42 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)

Well if you want to jump on to a hive to recreate the incident and see what happens then bee my guest...  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 05:25:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 05:06:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 04:56:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 04:54:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 02:14:42 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)

Well if you want to jump on to a hive to recreate the incident and see what happens then bee my guest...  whistle:

 rubschin:

We can always find you a roof that overlooks one...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2019, 05:47:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 05:25:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 05:06:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 04:56:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 04:54:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 02:14:42 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)

Well if you want to jump on to a hive to recreate the incident and see what happens then bee my guest...  whistle:

 rubschin:

We can always find you a roof that overlooks one...  whistle:

And a ladder? I likes ladders!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2019, 09:57:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 05:47:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 05:25:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 05:06:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 04:56:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 04:54:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 02:14:42 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)

Well if you want to jump on to a hive to recreate the incident and see what happens then bee my guest...  whistle:

 rubschin:

We can always find you a roof that overlooks one...  whistle:

And a ladder? I likes ladders!  :thumbsup:
But do ladders like you?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2019, 10:17:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 08, 2019, 09:57:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 05:47:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 05:25:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 05:06:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 04:56:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 04:54:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 02:14:42 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)

Well if you want to jump on to a hive to recreate the incident and see what happens then bee my guest...  whistle:

 rubschin:

We can always find you a roof that overlooks one...  whistle:

And a ladder? I likes ladders!  :thumbsup:
But do ladders like you?

No...  cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 12:50:27 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/09/hungry-20-tonne-whale-mistook-diver-sardine-tried-swallow-8874660/

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2019, 01:00:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 12:50:27 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/09/hungry-20-tonne-whale-mistook-diver-sardine-tried-swallow-8874660/

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 01:16:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2019, 01:00:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 12:50:27 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/09/hungry-20-tonne-whale-mistook-diver-sardine-tried-swallow-8874660/

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I will admit when I saw the headline I was tempted to make a TMR joke...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2019, 01:43:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 01:16:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2019, 01:00:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 12:50:27 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/09/hungry-20-tonne-whale-mistook-diver-sardine-tried-swallow-8874660/

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I will admit when I saw the headline I was tempted to make a TMR joke...  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2019, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 01:16:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2019, 01:00:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 12:50:27 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/09/hungry-20-tonne-whale-mistook-diver-sardine-tried-swallow-8874660/

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I will admit when I saw the headline I was tempted to make a TMR joke...  redface:
How wise to keep that to yourself.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2019, 03:26:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2019, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 01:16:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2019, 01:00:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 12:50:27 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/09/hungry-20-tonne-whale-mistook-diver-sardine-tried-swallow-8874660/

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I will admit when I saw the headline I was tempted to make a TMR joke...  redface:
How wise to keep that to yourself.  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 03:31:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 10, 2019, 03:26:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2019, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 01:16:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2019, 01:00:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2019, 12:50:27 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/09/hungry-20-tonne-whale-mistook-diver-sardine-tried-swallow-8874660/

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I will admit when I saw the headline I was tempted to make a TMR joke...  redface:
How wise to keep that to yourself.  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

If nothing else on this site I've learned from Nick and BM's examples that sometimes it is better not to say something...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2019, 05:04:36 AM
The perfect holiday job for a smugger....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043/police-seek-volunteers-to-drink-to-excess (https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043/police-seek-volunteers-to-drink-to-excess)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2019, 05:29:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2019, 05:04:36 AM
The perfect holiday job for a smugger....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043/police-seek-volunteers-to-drink-to-excess (https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043/police-seek-volunteers-to-drink-to-excess)

Bah! It is closed...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2019, 05:48:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 11, 2019, 05:29:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2019, 05:04:36 AM
The perfect holiday job for a smugger....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043/police-seek-volunteers-to-drink-to-excess (https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043/police-seek-volunteers-to-drink-to-excess)

Bah! It is closed...  evil:

I missed it until I looked again but you miss the age limit by many a few decades...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2019, 06:05:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2019, 05:48:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 11, 2019, 05:29:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2019, 05:04:36 AM
The perfect holiday job for a smugger....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043/police-seek-volunteers-to-drink-to-excess (https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043/police-seek-volunteers-to-drink-to-excess)

Bah! It is closed...  evil:

I missed it until I looked again but you miss the age limit by many a few decades...  whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 11, 2019, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2019, 05:48:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 11, 2019, 05:29:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2019, 05:04:36 AM
The perfect holiday job for a smugger....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043/police-seek-volunteers-to-drink-to-excess (https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686424043/police-seek-volunteers-to-drink-to-excess)

Bah! It is closed...  evil:

I missed it until I looked again but you miss the age limit by many a few decades...  whistle:
birth certificates can be forged
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2019, 03:00:06 AM
Redneck misunderstands the concept of horsepower...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/12/horse-riding-back-pickup-70mph-perfectly-legal-police-say-8892237/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2019, 05:05:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2019, 03:00:06 AM
Redneck misunderstands the concept of horsepower...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/12/horse-riding-back-pickup-70mph-perfectly-legal-police-say-8892237/

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2019, 10:12:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2019, 03:00:06 AM
Redneck misunderstands the concept of horsepower...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/12/horse-riding-back-pickup-70mph-perfectly-legal-police-say-8892237/
facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2019, 11:07:46 PM
A new pet for Nick? What's the worst that could happen.....  scared:

https://metro.co.uk/2014/12/09/this-advert-for-gumnut-the-angry-koala-just-won-the-internet-4980840/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2019, 04:36:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2019, 11:07:46 PM
A new pet for Nick? What's the worst that could happen.....  scared:

https://metro.co.uk/2014/12/09/this-advert-for-gumnut-the-angry-koala-just-won-the-internet-4980840/

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2019, 02:22:36 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/brexit-france-theresa-may-deal-nathalie-loiseau-cat-a8828026.html?fbclid=IwAR0HSk28IJmoj6WISN_jFhkKrDaNPYxz9NkexYVaor_hx87ZN78dY9t1yJQ (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/brexit-france-theresa-may-deal-nathalie-loiseau-cat-a8828026.html?fbclid=IwAR0HSk28IJmoj6WISN_jFhkKrDaNPYxz9NkexYVaor_hx87ZN78dY9t1yJQ)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2019, 03:06:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 18, 2019, 02:22:36 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/brexit-france-theresa-may-deal-nathalie-loiseau-cat-a8828026.html?fbclid=IwAR0HSk28IJmoj6WISN_jFhkKrDaNPYxz9NkexYVaor_hx87ZN78dY9t1yJQ (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/brexit-france-theresa-may-deal-nathalie-loiseau-cat-a8828026.html?fbclid=IwAR0HSk28IJmoj6WISN_jFhkKrDaNPYxz9NkexYVaor_hx87ZN78dY9t1yJQ)

Bizarrely, I can see it on your FaceArse post but it won't let me see the above link because I am using an ad blocker... ::)

Oh and...  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2019, 10:19:49 AM
Postcards from the edge......?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6828041/Flat-Earthers-planning-trip-Antarctica-reach-end-world.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6828041/Flat-Earthers-planning-trip-Antarctica-reach-end-world.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2019, 12:11:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2019, 10:19:49 AM
Postcards from the edge......?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6828041/Flat-Earthers-planning-trip-Antarctica-reach-end-world.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6828041/Flat-Earthers-planning-trip-Antarctica-reach-end-world.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

How splendid!  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2019, 05:01:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2019, 12:11:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2019, 10:19:49 AM
Postcards from the edge......?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6828041/Flat-Earthers-planning-trip-Antarctica-reach-end-world.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6828041/Flat-Earthers-planning-trip-Antarctica-reach-end-world.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

How splendid!  whacky115
  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2019, 05:03:00 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2019, 05:01:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2019, 12:11:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2019, 10:19:49 AM
Postcards from the edge......?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6828041/Flat-Earthers-planning-trip-Antarctica-reach-end-world.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6828041/Flat-Earthers-planning-trip-Antarctica-reach-end-world.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

How splendid!  whacky115
  whacky115
  whacky115 whacky115

Going to be a bit of a todo if it turns out they're right
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2019, 08:59:45 AM
What is it about gormless Americans and insects? Haven't you heard of bug spray.....?   happy002

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/20/man-accidentally-shoots-himself-after-throwing-gun-at-cockroach-to-kill-it-8954406/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2019, 09:25:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2019, 08:59:45 AM
What is it about gormless Americans and insects? Haven't you heard of bug spray.....?   happy002

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/20/man-accidentally-shoots-himself-after-throwing-gun-at-cockroach-to-kill-it-8954406/

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2019, 09:32:27 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/19/melodramatic-dog-fakes-death-walk-protest-8939343/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/19/melodramatic-dog-fakes-death-walk-protest-8939343/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2019, 10:10:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2019, 09:25:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2019, 08:59:45 AM
What is it about gormless Americans and insects? Haven't you heard of bug spray.....?   happy002

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/20/man-accidentally-shoots-himself-after-throwing-gun-at-cockroach-to-kill-it-8954406/

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2019, 01:49:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 21, 2019, 09:32:27 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/19/melodramatic-dog-fakes-death-walk-protest-8939343/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/19/melodramatic-dog-fakes-death-walk-protest-8939343/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2019, 12:56:45 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/08/boy-4-devastated-after-taking-goldfish-nemo-out-of-tank-to-cuddle-as-he-slept-8862970/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2019, 02:13:31 PM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2019, 07:10:26 AM
Bloody hell, he actually believes his own marketing...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6840499/Uri-Geller-vows-stop-Brexit-telepathically.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6840499/Uri-Geller-vows-stop-Brexit-telepathically.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2019, 04:35:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2019, 07:10:26 AM
Bloody hell, he actually believes his own marketing...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6840499/Uri-Geller-vows-stop-Brexit-telepathically.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6840499/Uri-Geller-vows-stop-Brexit-telepathically.html)

I thought he was dead!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2019, 04:39:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2019, 04:35:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2019, 07:10:26 AM
Bloody hell, he actually believes his own marketing...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6840499/Uri-Geller-vows-stop-Brexit-telepathically.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6840499/Uri-Geller-vows-stop-Brexit-telepathically.html)

I thought he was dead!  eeek:
Nah just bent out of shape
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2019, 11:45:50 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 24, 2019, 04:39:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2019, 04:35:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2019, 07:10:26 AM
Bloody hell, he actually believes his own marketing...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6840499/Uri-Geller-vows-stop-Brexit-telepathically.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6840499/Uri-Geller-vows-stop-Brexit-telepathically.html)

I thought he was dead!  eeek:
Nah just bent out of shape

Uri is angry...  scared2:

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b1/Urigellerisadink.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060408200511)



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2019, 11:58:34 PM
Oh dear God, why the fuck would someone do this....  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/21/sex-worker-goes-viral-licking-aeroplane-toilet-gross-twitter-video-8959482/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2019, 12:53:21 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2019, 04:26:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2019, 11:58:34 PM
Oh dear God, why the fuck would someone do this....  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/21/sex-worker-goes-viral-licking-aeroplane-toilet-gross-twitter-video-8959482/

WTF...?  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2019, 08:27:08 AM
Bloody hell, I'd have killed to have been able to do this in school...

https://www.nme.com/news/film/high-school-play-of-ridleys-scotts-alien-goes-viral2466166-2466166 (https://www.nme.com/news/film/high-school-play-of-ridleys-scotts-alien-goes-viral2466166-2466166)

 worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2019, 09:38:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2019, 08:27:08 AM
Bloody hell, I'd have killed to have been able to do this in school...

https://www.nme.com/news/film/high-school-play-of-ridleys-scotts-alien-goes-viral2466166-2466166 (https://www.nme.com/news/film/high-school-play-of-ridleys-scotts-alien-goes-viral2466166-2466166)

 worthy:
worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2019, 12:15:38 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this....?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6847797/Lamborghini-driver-tries-crashes-brick-wall.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6847797/Lamborghini-driver-tries-crashes-brick-wall.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2019, 05:07:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2019, 12:15:38 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this....?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6847797/Lamborghini-driver-tries-crashes-brick-wall.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6847797/Lamborghini-driver-tries-crashes-brick-wall.html)

happy001 What a twat...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2019, 05:15:48 AM
Mother-of-one, 24, choked to death when she tried to see how many Jaffa Cakes she could fit in her mouth for a party trick (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6839005/Mother-one-24-choked-death-following-Jaffa-Cakes-challenge.html)

happy001

Clearly, we should now ban these so called 'cakes'... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2019, 09:05:34 AM
How much of a dickhead do you have to be to make a cock up like this...?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/26/man-circumcised-mistake-surgeons-confused-another-patient-9016013/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2019, 09:30:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2019, 05:15:48 AM
Mother-of-one, 24, choked to death when she tried to see how many Jaffa Cakes she could fit in her mouth for a party trick (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6839005/Mother-one-24-choked-death-following-Jaffa-Cakes-challenge.html)

happy001

Clearly, we should now ban these so called 'cakes'... ::)
Mr Darwin will be so pleased that stupidity finds new ways to self obliterate further bozo gene propagation
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2019, 09:31:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2019, 05:07:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2019, 12:15:38 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this....?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6847797/Lamborghini-driver-tries-crashes-brick-wall.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6847797/Lamborghini-driver-tries-crashes-brick-wall.html)

happy001 What a twat...  noooo:
happy001 happy001 

bit of T-Cut and will be as good as new
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2019, 09:33:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2019, 09:05:34 AM
How much of a dickhead do you have to be to make a cock up like this...?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/26/man-circumcised-mistake-surgeons-confused-another-patient-9016013/
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2019, 09:34:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2019, 09:05:34 AM
How much of a dickhead do you have to be to make a cock up like this...?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/26/man-circumcised-mistake-surgeons-confused-another-patient-9016013/

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2019, 03:13:39 PM
How the hell does calling someone a cyclist dehumanise them?  noooo:

What next? Calling someone a Psychiatrist is declared dehumanising for people working in the mental health field?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6854941/Experts-call-word-cyclist-BANNED.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6854941/Experts-call-word-cyclist-BANNED.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2019, 03:44:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2019, 03:13:39 PM
How the hell does calling someone a cyclist dehumanise them?  noooo:

What next? Calling someone a Psychiatrist is declared dehumanising for people working in the mental health field?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6854941/Experts-call-word-cyclist-BANNED.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6854941/Experts-call-word-cyclist-BANNED.html)

WTF????  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2019, 04:40:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2019, 03:44:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2019, 03:13:39 PM
How the hell does calling someone a cyclist dehumanise them?  noooo:

What next? Calling someone a Psychiatrist is declared dehumanising for people working in the mental health field?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6854941/Experts-call-word-cyclist-BANNED.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6854941/Experts-call-word-cyclist-BANNED.html)

WTF????  cussing:

Many of them should be grateful I don't call them what they really are.  Road hogging, rule breaking, offensive use of Lycra wearing *unts
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2019, 04:45:49 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2019, 04:40:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2019, 03:44:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2019, 03:13:39 PM
How the hell does calling someone a cyclist dehumanise them?  noooo:

What next? Calling someone a Psychiatrist is declared dehumanising for people working in the mental health field?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6854941/Experts-call-word-cyclist-BANNED.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6854941/Experts-call-word-cyclist-BANNED.html)

WTF????  cussing:

Many of them should be grateful I don't call them what they really are.  Road hogging, rule breaking, offensive use of Lycra wearing *unts

Precisely!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2019, 10:17:31 PM
So you try and bully a journalist with a minor scoop who you had no reason to call, apparently on behalf of the DNC? Given that trust in the mainstream media is hitting an all time low and you are the head of politics for MSNBC/NBC I suspect that ranks pretty highly in the top ten ways to completely kill your career...  rubschin:

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/mar/29/dafna-linzer-msnbc-top-editor-accused-of-bullying-/ (https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/mar/29/dafna-linzer-msnbc-top-editor-accused-of-bullying-/)

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1111678823072854016?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet (https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1111678823072854016?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2019, 08:03:16 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6869055/Fergie-launch-pop-career-Duchess-York-poetry-music-rapper.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6869055/Fergie-launch-pop-career-Duchess-York-poetry-music-rapper.html)

 eeek:

 :lalalala
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2019, 08:10:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2019, 08:03:16 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6869055/Fergie-launch-pop-career-Duchess-York-poetry-music-rapper.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6869055/Fergie-launch-pop-career-Duchess-York-poetry-music-rapper.html)

 eeek:

 :lalalala

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2019, 11:35:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2019, 08:10:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2019, 08:03:16 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6869055/Fergie-launch-pop-career-Duchess-York-poetry-music-rapper.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6869055/Fergie-launch-pop-career-Duchess-York-poetry-music-rapper.html)

 eeek:

 :lalalala

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:


Fergie poetry?   rubschin:

There once was a stupid old bitch
That wanted so much to be rich
So she laid on her back
With those that liked crack
But caught an unfortunate itch
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2019, 02:10:25 PM
Paphos, Limassol malls, airplane at Larnaca evacuated after reports of suspicious items (https://in-cyprus.com/paphos-limassol-malls-evacuated-after-reports-of-suspicious-items/)   eeek:

LL's best mate is currently standing outside Paphos Mall in the freezy after being turfed out of Wagamama mid-meal....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2019, 03:14:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2019, 02:10:25 PM
Paphos, Limassol malls, airplane at Larnaca evacuated after reports of suspicious items (https://in-cyprus.com/paphos-limassol-malls-evacuated-after-reports-of-suspicious-items/)   eeek:

LL's best mate is currently standing outside Paphos Mall in the freezy after being turfed out of Wagamama mid-meal....
How lucky for you that burner phones aren't traceable
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2019, 03:32:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 31, 2019, 03:14:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2019, 02:10:25 PM
Paphos, Limassol malls, airplane at Larnaca evacuated after reports of suspicious items (https://in-cyprus.com/paphos-limassol-malls-evacuated-after-reports-of-suspicious-items/)   eeek:

LL's best mate is currently standing outside Paphos Mall in the freezy after being turfed out of Wagamama mid-meal....
How lucky for you that burner phones aren't traceable

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2019, 10:09:59 PM
The look on Millibland's face when he realises what's happening...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6874105/Semi-naked-climate-change-protesters-interrupt-Commons-debate-Brexit.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6874105/Semi-naked-climate-change-protesters-interrupt-Commons-debate-Brexit.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2019, 03:56:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2019, 10:09:59 PM
The look on Millibland's face when he realises what's happening...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6874105/Semi-naked-climate-change-protesters-interrupt-Commons-debate-Brexit.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6874105/Semi-naked-climate-change-protesters-interrupt-Commons-debate-Brexit.html)

Was his Mrs. up there?  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 04:59:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2019, 03:56:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2019, 10:09:59 PM
The look on Millibland's face when he realises what's happening...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6874105/Semi-naked-climate-change-protesters-interrupt-Commons-debate-Brexit.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6874105/Semi-naked-climate-change-protesters-interrupt-Commons-debate-Brexit.html)

Was his Mrs. up there?  lol: lol: lol:

Well I figure it was either that or he got a glimpse of the tea lady approaching with a tray of bacon sarnies...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2019, 05:10:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 04:59:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2019, 03:56:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2019, 10:09:59 PM
The look on Millibland's face when he realises what's happening...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6874105/Semi-naked-climate-change-protesters-interrupt-Commons-debate-Brexit.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6874105/Semi-naked-climate-change-protesters-interrupt-Commons-debate-Brexit.html)

Was his Mrs. up there?  lol: lol: lol:

Well I figure it was either that or he got a glimpse of the tea lady approaching with a tray of bacon sarnies...  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 09:58:00 AM
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead but apparently one of these was found living in a termite nest....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades (https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2019, 09:58:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 09:58:00 AM
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead but apparently one of these was found living in a termite nest....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades (https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 10:01:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2019, 09:58:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 09:58:00 AM
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead but apparently one of these was found living in a termite nest....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades (https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades)

 eeek:

It's only a little over an inch and a half long, I'm sure that being stung by one wouldn't be THAT bad....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2019, 10:08:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 10:01:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2019, 09:58:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 09:58:00 AM
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead but apparently one of these was found living in a termite nest....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades (https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades)

 eeek:

It's only a little over an inch and a half long, I'm sure that being stung by one wouldn't be THAT bad....  whistle:
Well not that bad for us unstung folk back here in Blighty
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 10:20:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 02, 2019, 10:08:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 10:01:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2019, 09:58:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 09:58:00 AM
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead but apparently one of these was found living in a termite nest....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades (https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades)

 eeek:

It's only a little over an inch and a half long, I'm sure that being stung by one wouldn't be THAT bad....  whistle:
Well not that bad for us unstung folk back here in Blighty

The even more smuggers you say...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2019, 10:55:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 10:20:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 02, 2019, 10:08:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 10:01:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2019, 09:58:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2019, 09:58:00 AM
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead but apparently one of these was found living in a termite nest....  whistle:

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades (https://www.npr.org/2019/02/21/696626918/worlds-largest-bee-is-spotted-for-first-time-in-decades)

 eeek:

It's only a little over an inch and a half long, I'm sure that being stung by one wouldn't be THAT bad....  whistle:
Well not that bad for us unstung folk back here in Blighty

The even more smuggers you say...  whistle:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2019, 01:24:13 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand PETA does it again, trying to convince meat eaters to change from pulled pork to pulled banana skins. As you can imagine, the foodies reacted accordingly...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6876325/Foodies-mercilessly-troll-PETA-promoting-banana-skin-alternative-pulled-pork.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6876325/Foodies-mercilessly-troll-PETA-promoting-banana-skin-alternative-pulled-pork.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2019, 04:33:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2019, 01:24:13 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand PETA does it again, trying to convince meat eaters to change from pulled pork to pulled banana skins. As you can imagine, the foodies reacted accordingly...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6876325/Foodies-mercilessly-troll-PETA-promoting-banana-skin-alternative-pulled-pork.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6876325/Foodies-mercilessly-troll-PETA-promoting-banana-skin-alternative-pulled-pork.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2019, 09:45:04 PM
Should other countries have the right to vote in the next US election??? WTF???   noooo:

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/2020-us-election-vote-trump-campaign-a8836076.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/2020-us-election-vote-trump-campaign-a8836076.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2019, 09:46:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2019, 09:45:04 PM
Should other countries have the right to vote in the next US election??? WTF???   noooo:

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/2020-us-election-vote-trump-campaign-a8836076.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/2020-us-election-vote-trump-campaign-a8836076.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2019, 07:19:38 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2019, 09:46:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2019, 09:45:04 PM
Should other countries have the right to vote in the next US election??? WTF???   noooo:

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/2020-us-election-vote-trump-campaign-a8836076.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/2020-us-election-vote-trump-campaign-a8836076.html)

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2019, 10:21:44 PM
Toxic masculinity causing climate change?? WTF?? Look the only way I can see it causing climate change would be as a result of idiots like you producing an abundance of hot air making up ridiculous bullshit about this so called 'toxic' phenomenon.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/carolyncenteno/2019/04/03/what-if-toxic-masculinity-is-the-reason-for-climate-change/#613cbb4b37e4 (https://www.forbes.com/sites/carolyncenteno/2019/04/03/what-if-toxic-masculinity-is-the-reason-for-climate-change/#613cbb4b37e4)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2019, 10:31:00 PM
Approaching economic collapse of the Euro, growing scepticism across the EU, an imminent technology issue stemming from the idiots that put Articles 13 and 17 into power, problems with mass illegal immigration but don't worry Brussels is on the ball. They are going to ban vegetarian food product from being called burgers, sausages or bacon...

Steve you will now be able to buy quorn tubes and vege slices  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/04/vegetarian-food-banned-called-burgers-sausages-bacon-9114570/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2019, 10:34:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2019, 10:31:00 PM
Approaching economic collapse of the Euro, growing scepticism across the EU, an imminent technology issue stemming from the idiots that put Articles 13 and 17 into power, problems with mass illegal immigration but don't worry Brussels is on the ball. They are going to ban vegetarian food product from being called burgers, sausages or bacon...

Steve you will now be able to buy quorn tubes and vege slices  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/04/vegetarian-food-banned-called-burgers-sausages-bacon-9114570/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2019, 04:29:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2019, 10:34:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2019, 10:31:00 PM
Approaching economic collapse of the Euro, growing scepticism across the EU, an imminent technology issue stemming from the idiots that put Articles 13 and 17 into power, problems with mass illegal immigration but don't worry Brussels is on the ball. They are going to ban vegetarian food product from being called burgers, sausages or bacon...

Steve you will now be able to buy quorn tubes and vege slices  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/04/vegetarian-food-banned-called-burgers-sausages-bacon-9114570/

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

But also happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 05, 2019, 10:26:39 AM
Classic Metro shite reporting an EU possibility as a certainty.  It's just a committee recommendation as their source (sauce?) Grauniad article is far clearer about

That said there is an issue here with the way some veggie food is labelled.  You see Chicken style Nuggets packs etc which is just wrong

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2019, 09:03:13 PM
You couldn't make it up  happy001 The French government brought laws into place in order to tackle so called 'fake news' and within a couple of months Twitter blocked them using those exact same laws  happy001

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47800418 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47800418)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 07, 2019, 10:04:07 AM
Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions   :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2019, 02:35:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 07, 2019, 10:04:07 AM
Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions   :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2019, 04:00:34 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2019, 01:21:03 AM
I've been following this case fairly closely as my Brother and his family live in Chicago and the level of what I strongly believe is corruption from the prosecutors office meant that the vote of no confidence was guarranteed to happen. The decision to drop the charges against Smolett was just the final straw piled upon a police force who feel that they have no support from you leading to what could easily be described as protection of criminal leading to an increase in crime. Just the fact that you lied about recusing yourself from the Smollett case (which would have automatically lead to a Special Prosecutor being assigned, something that would in all likelyhood resulted in a court appearance) shows that you are not fit to stay in office. So no Kim, it's not because of your race, it's because you have shown a level of either total incomeptence or corruption that led to your position being untenable

This is the press conference called when the Cook County police called for her to resign. 

https://youtu.be/Zr9sJS36EiQ (https://youtu.be/Zr9sJS36EiQ)

Is there anyone who after listening to their concerns and experiences with the Prosecutor's office who thinks that this is purely down to racism? Only the terminally bleedin gormless.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6897139/Kim-Foxx-defends-decision-drop-charges-against-Jussie-Smollett-says-race-criticism.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6897139/Kim-Foxx-defends-decision-drop-charges-against-Jussie-Smollett-says-race-criticism.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2019, 05:38:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2019, 01:21:03 AM
I've been following this case fairly closely as my Brother and his family live in Chicago and the level of what I strongly believe is corruption from the prosecutors office meant that the vote of no confidence was guarranteed to happen. The decision to drop the charges against Smolett was just the final straw piled upon a police force who feel that they have no support from you leading to what could easily be described as protection of criminal leading to an increase in crime. Just the fact that you lied about recusing yourself from the Smollett case (which would have automatically lead to a Special Prosecutor being assigned, something that would in all likelyhood resulted in a court appearance) shows that you are not fit to stay in office. So no Kim, it's not because of your race, it's because you have shown a level of either total incomeptence or corruption that led to your position being untenable

This is the press conference called when the Cook County police called for her to resign. 

https://youtu.be/Zr9sJS36EiQ (https://youtu.be/Zr9sJS36EiQ)

Is there anyone who after listening to their concerns and experiences with the Prosecutor's office who thinks that this is purely down to racism? Only the terminally bleedin gormless.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6897139/Kim-Foxx-defends-decision-drop-charges-against-Jussie-Smollett-says-race-criticism.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6897139/Kim-Foxx-defends-decision-drop-charges-against-Jussie-Smollett-says-race-criticism.html)

Mr. Nail, meet Mr. Hammer.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2019, 12:47:21 PM
Well if the deluded arsehole is going to take credit for it then it's only fair that he gets sent the bill for any repairs that are required as a result of the pipe breaking...  Sinister:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/05/uri-geller-claims-he-caused-commons-roof-leak-with-his-psychic-powers-9120201/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2019, 01:04:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2019, 12:47:21 PM
Well if the deluded arsehole is going to take credit for it then it's only fair that he gets sent the bill for any repairs that are required as a result of the pipe breaking...  Sinister:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/05/uri-geller-claims-he-caused-commons-roof-leak-with-his-psychic-powers-9120201/
yep and then deport him
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2019, 04:42:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 08, 2019, 01:04:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2019, 12:47:21 PM
Well if the deluded arsehole is going to take credit for it then it's only fair that he gets sent the bill for any repairs that are required as a result of the pipe breaking...  Sinister:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/05/uri-geller-claims-he-caused-commons-roof-leak-with-his-psychic-powers-9120201/
yep and then deport him

And then hang him!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2019, 05:38:02 PM
Well I suppose that if you can have 31 different genders recognised in New York then you can have some odd bugger identifying as and dressing up as a dog.  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2019, 06:50:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2019, 05:38:02 PM
Well I suppose that if you can have 31 different genders recognised in New York then you can have some odd bugger identifying as and dressing up as a dog.  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/
whacky115 whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2019, 05:34:16 PM
What the almighty fuck? Waitrose withdraws chocolate ducks because they are racist??

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/09/uk/waitrose-ducklings-scli-intl-gbr/index.html

Oh God, some of the Twitter comments...  lol:

https://twitter.com/livia_aliberti/status/1103692238272499714
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2019, 07:42:41 PM
Appointing an internet czar? While I agree with the idea of making sure that social media companies do more to protect children I have a bad feeling about this, especially the 'disinformation and fake news' aspect. I can see that being easily being adapted to include any 'problematic' content not approved by the establishment...  cussing:

https://www.cnet.com/news/uk-to-keep-social-networks-in-check-with-internet-safety-regulator/ (https://www.cnet.com/news/uk-to-keep-social-networks-in-check-with-internet-safety-regulator/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2019, 08:08:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2019, 07:42:41 PM
Appointing an internet czar? While I agree with the idea of making sure that social media companies do more to protect children I have a bad feeling about this, especially the 'disinformation and fake news' aspect. I can see that being easily being adapted to include any 'problematic' content not approved by the establishment...  cussing:

https://www.cnet.com/news/uk-to-keep-social-networks-in-check-with-internet-safety-regulator/ (https://www.cnet.com/news/uk-to-keep-social-networks-in-check-with-internet-safety-regulator/)
best to read the actual white paper to see what and why it is proposed

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/793360/Online_Harms_White_Paper.pdf (https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/793360/Online_Harms_White_Paper.pdf)

Para 7.27 to 7.31 is the key part.  We have to do something, it's becoming quite disturbing how the 50% of populations that are below 100 IQ just take in and promote on any message they see on Arsebook etc that chimes with their preconceptions.   

And it's a consultation so you can throw your views in here https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/online-harms-white-paper (https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/online-harms-white-paper)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2019, 06:00:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2019, 05:34:16 PM
What the almighty fuck? Waitrose withdraws chocolate ducks because they are racist??

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/09/uk/waitrose-ducklings-scli-intl-gbr/index.html

Oh God, some of the Twitter comments...  lol:

https://twitter.com/livia_aliberti/status/1103692238272499714

 lol: lol: lol:

When will these people learn that apologising just encourages complaints like this...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2019, 03:44:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 10, 2019, 06:00:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2019, 05:34:16 PM
What the almighty fuck? Waitrose withdraws chocolate ducks because they are racist??

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/09/uk/waitrose-ducklings-scli-intl-gbr/index.html

Oh God, some of the Twitter comments...  lol:

https://twitter.com/livia_aliberti/status/1103692238272499714

 lol: lol: lol:

When will these people learn that apologising just encourages complaints like this...?  noooo:

When they think outside the box and get their ducks in line?


 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2019, 03:56:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 10, 2019, 03:44:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 10, 2019, 06:00:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2019, 05:34:16 PM
What the almighty fuck? Waitrose withdraws chocolate ducks because they are racist??

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/09/uk/waitrose-ducklings-scli-intl-gbr/index.html

Oh God, some of the Twitter comments...  lol:

https://twitter.com/livia_aliberti/status/1103692238272499714

 lol: lol: lol:

When will these people learn that apologising just encourages complaints like this...?  noooo:

When they think outside the box and get their ducks in line?


 redface:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2019, 04:40:45 PM
Miss I likes a good duck
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2019, 04:53:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2019, 04:40:45 PM
Miss I likes a good duck
she's quackers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2019, 04:11:03 AM
If this is the generation we are passing the torch to then it's safe to say we are fucked...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6906411/Jessy-Taylor-cries-prospect-9-5-job-Instagram-deleted.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6906411/Jessy-Taylor-cries-prospect-9-5-job-Instagram-deleted.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2019, 09:03:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2019, 04:11:03 AM
If this is the generation we are passing the torch to then it's safe to say we are fucked...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6906411/Jessy-Taylor-cries-prospect-9-5-job-Instagram-deleted.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6906411/Jessy-Taylor-cries-prospect-9-5-job-Instagram-deleted.html)
what a pathetic loser
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2019, 03:21:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2019, 04:11:03 AM
If this is the generation we are passing the torch to then it's safe to say we are fucked...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6906411/Jessy-Taylor-cries-prospect-9-5-job-Instagram-deleted.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6906411/Jessy-Taylor-cries-prospect-9-5-job-Instagram-deleted.html)

Shall we all report her new account......... rubschin:    whistle:  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2019, 11:32:15 PM
Just too many jokes...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/11/police-catch-man-with-almost-50-stolen-diamonds-shoved-in-his-anus-9174133/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2019, 11:41:26 PM
So Call Me Dave is releasing his memoirs, I'm sure that will be a thrilling edge of your seat read...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/11/david-cameron-publishing-memoirs-autumn-despite-brexit-delay-9176235/

That comment from Sid..  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2019, 12:14:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2019, 11:41:26 PM
So Call Me Dave is releasing his memoirs, I'm sure that will be a thrilling edge of your seat read...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/11/david-cameron-publishing-memoirs-autumn-despite-brexit-delay-9176235/

That comment from Sid..  lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2019, 02:38:16 AM
Woke up to hear a programme about this on the World Service. Googled it to make sure I wasn't dreaming,,,,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcnc9yXW04 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcnc9yXW04)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2019, 09:21:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2019, 02:38:16 AM
Woke up to hear a programme about this on the World Service. Googled it to make sure I wasn't dreaming,,,,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcnc9yXW04 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcnc9yXW04)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2019, 04:00:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2019, 09:21:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2019, 02:38:16 AM
Woke up to hear a programme about this on the World Service. Googled it to make sure I wasn't dreaming,,,,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcnc9yXW04 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcnc9yXW04)
:thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2019, 09:33:24 PM
Comedian dies on stage

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-47911040 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-47911040)

bit of an Affs though copying Tommy Cooper's last gag
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2019, 05:24:22 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2019, 09:33:24 PM
Comedian dies on stage

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-47911040 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-47911040)

bit of an Affs though copying Tommy Cooper's last gag

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2019, 04:01:34 PM
I.......just......wtf???   eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/13/man-paid-flatmate-170-cut-off-penis-drunken-bid-go-viral-9197387/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2019, 04:39:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2019, 04:01:34 PM
I.......just......wtf???   eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/13/man-paid-flatmate-170-cut-off-penis-drunken-bid-go-viral-9197387/

OMG!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2019, 04:54:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 04:39:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2019, 04:01:34 PM
I.......just......wtf???   eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/13/man-paid-flatmate-170-cut-off-penis-drunken-bid-go-viral-9197387/

OMG!  Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2019, 05:01:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2019, 04:54:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 04:39:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2019, 04:01:34 PM
I.......just......wtf???   eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/13/man-paid-flatmate-170-cut-off-penis-drunken-bid-go-viral-9197387/

OMG!  Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

On balance it's a good job that Berek isnt a member any more, he'd be off to find the video so he could post it...  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2019, 06:28:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2019, 05:01:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2019, 04:54:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2019, 04:39:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2019, 04:01:34 PM
I.......just......wtf???   eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/13/man-paid-flatmate-170-cut-off-penis-drunken-bid-go-viral-9197387/

OMG!  Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

On balance it's a good job that Berek isnt a member any more, he'd be off to find the video so he could post it...  sick2:
or gone looking for the severed willy so he could sell it on eBay
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2019, 06:29:33 AM
Not a headline per se but I'm pretty sure this wasn't what was meant by the EU and Rwandan government getting on like a house on fire...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/JlE3ko8z8JU (http://youtu.be/JlE3ko8z8JU)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2019, 03:44:10 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-6928185/14bn-damages-claim-against-Mastercard-revived-Court-Appeal-ruling.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-6928185/14bn-damages-claim-against-Mastercard-revived-Court-Appeal-ruling.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2019, 05:44:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2019, 03:44:10 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-6928185/14bn-damages-claim-against-Mastercard-revived-Court-Appeal-ruling.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-6928185/14bn-damages-claim-against-Mastercard-revived-Court-Appeal-ruling.html)

 rubschin:


Kerrrrr-chiiiiing!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2019, 08:04:33 AM
Oh good, I wasn't going nuts. I really did see a Dalek go past me the other day when I was walking through town...  lol:

(https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/resources/images/9725588/?type=responsive-gallery-fullscreen)

https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17578015.bren-carter-takes-his-latest-doctor-who-creation-on-to-the-street/ (https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17578015.bren-carter-takes-his-latest-doctor-who-creation-on-to-the-street/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2019, 09:37:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2019, 08:04:33 AM
Oh good, I wasn't going nuts. I really did see a Dalek go past me the other day when I was walking through town...  lol:

(https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/resources/images/9725588/?type=responsive-gallery-fullscreen)

https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17578015.bren-carter-takes-his-latest-doctor-who-creation-on-to-the-street/ (https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17578015.bren-carter-takes-his-latest-doctor-who-creation-on-to-the-street/)



And it fired its ray gun right through your shoulder the bastard
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2019, 09:56:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 18, 2019, 09:37:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2019, 08:04:33 AM
Oh good, I wasn't going nuts. I really did see a Dalek go past me the other day when I was walking through town...  lol:

(https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/resources/images/9725588/?type=responsive-gallery-fullscreen)

https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17578015.bren-carter-takes-his-latest-doctor-who-creation-on-to-the-street/ (https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17578015.bren-carter-takes-his-latest-doctor-who-creation-on-to-the-street/)



And it fired its ray gun right through your shoulder the bastard

Nah, that's just a trapped nerve. Bit of Co-Dydramol and I can barely feel it.

The next time that the Falmouth Marine Band parade through town dressed as Stormtroopers I'd love to see him coming from the opposite direction....  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2019, 10:38:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2019, 09:56:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 18, 2019, 09:37:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2019, 08:04:33 AM
Oh good, I wasn't going nuts. I really did see a Dalek go past me the other day when I was walking through town...  lol:

(https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/resources/images/9725588/?type=responsive-gallery-fullscreen)

https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17578015.bren-carter-takes-his-latest-doctor-who-creation-on-to-the-street/ (https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17578015.bren-carter-takes-his-latest-doctor-who-creation-on-to-the-street/)



And it fired its ray gun right through your shoulder the bastard

Nah, that's just a trapped nerve. Bit of Co-Dydramol and I can barely feel it.

The next time that the Falmouth Marine Band parade through town dressed as Stormtroopers I'd love to see him coming from the opposite direction....  lol:
:thumbsup:


trapped nerves are bastards, hope that clear it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2019, 02:24:38 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/18/piranhas-found-yorkshire-lake-ducks-vanished-children-play-9243065/

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 19, 2019, 05:26:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2019, 02:24:38 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/18/piranhas-found-yorkshire-lake-ducks-vanished-children-play-9243065/

 eeek:
scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2019, 05:46:16 PM
Not a headline but...


https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696 (https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696)




 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 19, 2019, 06:12:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 19, 2019, 05:46:16 PM
Not a headline but...


https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696 (https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696)




 rubschin:
People that do that to dogs should be shot and fed to the same dogs
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 06:57:05 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 19, 2019, 06:12:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 19, 2019, 05:46:16 PM
Not a headline but...


https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696 (https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696)




 rubschin:
People that do that to dogs should be shot and fed to the same dogs

What about people who dress up as dogs?  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/)

Am I a bad person for thinking it would be amusing to send him a giant rolled up newspaper?  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2019, 07:34:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 06:57:05 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 19, 2019, 06:12:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 19, 2019, 05:46:16 PM
Not a headline but...


https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696 (https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696)




 rubschin:
People that do that to dogs should be shot and fed to the same dogs

What about people who dress up as dogs?  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/)

Am I a bad person for thinking it would be amusing to send him a giant rolled up newspaper?  redface:

Not send it, belt him with it....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2019, 09:01:44 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 07:34:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 06:57:05 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 19, 2019, 06:12:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 19, 2019, 05:46:16 PM
Not a headline but...


https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696 (https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696)




 rubschin:
People that do that to dogs should be shot and fed to the same dogs

What about people who dress up as dogs?  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/)

Am I a bad person for thinking it would be amusing to send him a giant rolled up newspaper?  redface:

Not send it, belt him with it....  noooo:
It's  whacky115 3 and I half blame the Metro for this

I'm thinking start with seeing if he's ever been chipped and if not throw him in the van to go to the dog pound and schedule him in for being neutered next week.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2019, 09:14:57 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 09:01:44 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 07:34:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 06:57:05 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 19, 2019, 06:12:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 19, 2019, 05:46:16 PM
Not a headline but...


https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696 (https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696)




 rubschin:
People that do that to dogs should be shot and fed to the same dogs

What about people who dress up as dogs?  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/)

Am I a bad person for thinking it would be amusing to send him a giant rolled up newspaper?  redface:

Not send it, belt him with it....  noooo:
It's  whacky115 3 and I half blame the Metro for this

I'm thinking start with seeing if he's ever been chipped and if not throw him in the van to go to the dog pound and schedule him in for being neutered next week.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2019, 02:08:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html)
Well yes but the weakest password is actually one like D^n)DMn7,fB+AW"{  that was just suggested to me as a password.  Because yes it can't be guessed but it can't be remembered either so it will always be written down next to or near your computer

And please don't get me on those that either leave their smart phones unlocked or have 4 digit passcodes
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html)

Yes, what if they broke in here and stole the contents of the 'Donate' tin eh...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2019, 02:32:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html)

Yes, what if they broke in here and stole the contents of the 'Donate' tin eh...? ::)

 redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 02:36:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html)

Yes, what if they broke in here and stole the contents of the 'Donate' tin eh...? ::)

Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2013, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2013, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2013, 08:10:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2013, 08:09:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2013, 08:03:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2013, 07:55:33 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 23, 2013, 03:47:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 22, 2013, 04:20:59 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 22, 2013, 03:36:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 22, 2013, 10:46:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2013, 10:45:44 AM
I'm tabletastic.....  cloud9:

On here after 10 pm....... Thumbs:


Way to late for visiting hours then  evil:

 eyes:


He keeps on bringing it to bed  evil:

Wait till BM puts it down and then put a password on it. Once he promises to stop bringing it to bed then you can tell him what it was set as.  eveilgrin:

Perhaps it already has a complex, indecipherable password.....  whistle:

1234......... noooo:

doh:

I'll have to change it now!  cussing:

4321

Change it again

doh:   cussing:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2019, 03:23:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 02:36:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html)

Yes, what if they broke in here and stole the contents of the 'Donate' tin eh...? ::)

Quote from: Barman on November 25, 2013, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2013, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2013, 08:10:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2013, 08:09:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2013, 08:03:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2013, 07:55:33 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 23, 2013, 03:47:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 22, 2013, 04:20:59 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 22, 2013, 03:36:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 22, 2013, 10:46:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2013, 10:45:44 AM
I'm tabletastic.....  cloud9:

On here after 10 pm....... Thumbs:


Way to late for visiting hours then  evil:

 eyes:


He keeps on bringing it to bed  evil:

Wait till BM puts it down and then put a password on it. Once he promises to stop bringing it to bed then you can tell him what it was set as.  eveilgrin:

Perhaps it already has a complex, indecipherable password.....  whistle:

1234......... noooo:

doh:

I'll have to change it now!  cussing:

4321

Change it again

doh:   cussing:

 whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2019, 04:19:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html)

Yes, what if they broke in here and stole the contents of the 'Donate' tin eh...? ::)
They'd be richer by one 50 centime coin and a washer from a washing machine
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2019, 04:29:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 04:19:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html)

Yes, what if they broke in here and stole the contents of the 'Donate' tin eh...? ::)
They'd be richer by one 50 centime coin and a washer from a washing machine

So you put the washer in!  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2019, 04:31:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 04:29:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 04:19:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html)

Yes, what if they broke in here and stole the contents of the 'Donate' tin eh...? ::)
They'd be richer by one 50 centime coin and a washer from a washing machine

So you put the washer in!  evil:
angel1

I figure every little helps
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2019, 05:29:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 04:31:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 04:29:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 04:19:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html)

Yes, what if they broke in here and stole the contents of the 'Donate' tin eh...? ::)
They'd be richer by one 50 centime coin and a washer from a washing machine

So you put the washer in!  evil:
angel1

I figure every little helps

He put the washer in ..coz Nick's is broken....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2019, 06:32:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 21, 2019, 05:29:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 04:31:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 04:29:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 04:19:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html)

Yes, what if they broke in here and stole the contents of the 'Donate' tin eh...? ::)
They'd be richer by one 50 centime coin and a washer from a washing machine

So you put the washer in!  evil:
angel1

I figure every little helps

He put the washer in ..coz Nick's is broken....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2019, 06:59:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 06:32:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 21, 2019, 05:29:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 04:31:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 04:29:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 04:19:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html)

Yes, what if they broke in here and stole the contents of the 'Donate' tin eh...? ::)
They'd be richer by one 50 centime coin and a washer from a washing machine

So you put the washer in!  evil:
angel1

I figure every little helps

He put the washer in ..coz Nick's is broken....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2019, 05:36:19 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2019, 03:42:03 PM
Seems porn can be really bad for you

https://news.sky.com/story/woman-69-shot-dead-husband-after-seeing-porn-channel-on-tv-bill-trial-hears-11701672

 eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2019, 04:15:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2019, 03:42:03 PM
Seems porn can be really bad for you

https://news.sky.com/story/woman-69-shot-dead-husband-after-seeing-porn-channel-on-tv-bill-trial-hears-11701672

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2019, 10:35:36 AM
The true absurdity of the ‘junk food’ advertising ban, revealed (https://health.spectator.co.uk/the-true-absurdity-of-the-junk-food-advertising-ban-revealed/)

Utter lunacy!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2019, 11:05:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2019, 10:35:36 AM
The true absurdity of the ‘junk food’ advertising ban, revealed (https://health.spectator.co.uk/the-true-absurdity-of-the-junk-food-advertising-ban-revealed/)

Utter lunacy!  noooo:

Are you really so surprised BM? Why deal with the real problems that London is facing now, such as the knife crime epidemic, when you can concentrate on easy bullshit like this and delude that you are doing a good job.  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2019, 12:44:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2019, 10:35:36 AM
The true absurdity of the ‘junk food’ advertising ban, revealed (https://health.spectator.co.uk/the-true-absurdity-of-the-junk-food-advertising-ban-revealed/)

Utter lunacy!  noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2019, 06:06:14 AM
Was that a vaguely Miss D shaped blur that just hurtled off to the shops...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6960781/Who-said-Easter-Creme-egg-fans-snap-treat-little-16p-chocolate-sales.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6960781/Who-said-Easter-Creme-egg-fans-snap-treat-little-16p-chocolate-sales.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2019, 04:46:56 PM
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/penis-graffiti-potholes_uk_5cc41b5fe4b08e4e34826d3a?ncid=fcbklnkukhpmg00000001&fbclid=IwAR0lWuCRNcJqAK-z1DMbsW2j4I-_V65qulJ4lFF8ee6Hh2nr7nlpAnoAvP0&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZmFjZWJvb2suY29tLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAG9Iuw0gKGfHHSYOgbYJfzBgDh-3AyV17QD-BzWU-hRQS2Z-8lA3j7E4X0hQkI_9HebfTiiyNSCDBpgxIYV88t7QJZhFh5z2k6MYJsChPqQekGjHOfXrCNp6oVzM7QdBTJEXjVXgjd-722xsuCNhqC4Cg4K_DmXz2OZO5rQZt3Tq (https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/penis-graffiti-potholes_uk_5cc41b5fe4b08e4e34826d3a?ncid=fcbklnkukhpmg00000001&fbclid=IwAR0lWuCRNcJqAK-z1DMbsW2j4I-_V65qulJ4lFF8ee6Hh2nr7nlpAnoAvP0&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZmFjZWJvb2suY29tLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAG9Iuw0gKGfHHSYOgbYJfzBgDh-3AyV17QD-BzWU-hRQS2Z-8lA3j7E4X0hQkI_9HebfTiiyNSCDBpgxIYV88t7QJZhFh5z2k6MYJsChPqQekGjHOfXrCNp6oVzM7QdBTJEXjVXgjd-722xsuCNhqC4Cg4K_DmXz2OZO5rQZt3Tq)


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JOM....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2019, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 29, 2019, 04:46:56 PM
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/penis-graffiti-potholes_uk_5cc41b5fe4b08e4e34826d3a?ncid=fcbklnkukhpmg00000001&fbclid=IwAR0lWuCRNcJqAK-z1DMbsW2j4I-_V65qulJ4lFF8ee6Hh2nr7nlpAnoAvP0&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZmFjZWJvb2suY29tLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAG9Iuw0gKGfHHSYOgbYJfzBgDh-3AyV17QD-BzWU-hRQS2Z-8lA3j7E4X0hQkI_9HebfTiiyNSCDBpgxIYV88t7QJZhFh5z2k6MYJsChPqQekGjHOfXrCNp6oVzM7QdBTJEXjVXgjd-722xsuCNhqC4Cg4K_DmXz2OZO5rQZt3Tq (https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/penis-graffiti-potholes_uk_5cc41b5fe4b08e4e34826d3a?ncid=fcbklnkukhpmg00000001&fbclid=IwAR0lWuCRNcJqAK-z1DMbsW2j4I-_V65qulJ4lFF8ee6Hh2nr7nlpAnoAvP0&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZmFjZWJvb2suY29tLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAG9Iuw0gKGfHHSYOgbYJfzBgDh-3AyV17QD-BzWU-hRQS2Z-8lA3j7E4X0hQkI_9HebfTiiyNSCDBpgxIYV88t7QJZhFh5z2k6MYJsChPqQekGjHOfXrCNp6oVzM7QdBTJEXjVXgjd-722xsuCNhqC4Cg4K_DmXz2OZO5rQZt3Tq)


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AFFS! ::)

Isn't that about five years old...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2019, 07:24:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 29, 2019, 04:46:56 PM
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/penis-graffiti-potholes_uk_5cc41b5fe4b08e4e34826d3a?ncid=fcbklnkukhpmg00000001&fbclid=IwAR0lWuCRNcJqAK-z1DMbsW2j4I-_V65qulJ4lFF8ee6Hh2nr7nlpAnoAvP0&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZmFjZWJvb2suY29tLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAG9Iuw0gKGfHHSYOgbYJfzBgDh-3AyV17QD-BzWU-hRQS2Z-8lA3j7E4X0hQkI_9HebfTiiyNSCDBpgxIYV88t7QJZhFh5z2k6MYJsChPqQekGjHOfXrCNp6oVzM7QdBTJEXjVXgjd-722xsuCNhqC4Cg4K_DmXz2OZO5rQZt3Tq (https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/penis-graffiti-potholes_uk_5cc41b5fe4b08e4e34826d3a?ncid=fcbklnkukhpmg00000001&fbclid=IwAR0lWuCRNcJqAK-z1DMbsW2j4I-_V65qulJ4lFF8ee6Hh2nr7nlpAnoAvP0&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZmFjZWJvb2suY29tLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAG9Iuw0gKGfHHSYOgbYJfzBgDh-3AyV17QD-BzWU-hRQS2Z-8lA3j7E4X0hQkI_9HebfTiiyNSCDBpgxIYV88t7QJZhFh5z2k6MYJsChPqQekGjHOfXrCNp6oVzM7QdBTJEXjVXgjd-722xsuCNhqC4Cg4K_DmXz2OZO5rQZt3Tq)


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"Is it another Wanksy?"

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2019, 05:24:14 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/sport/qatar-2020-fifa-world-cup-stadium-unveiled-and-people-think-it-looks-like-a-vagina/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/sport/qatar-2020-fifa-world-cup-stadium-unveiled-and-people-think-it-looks-like-a-vagina/?source=facebook)


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2019, 05:26:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2019, 05:24:14 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/sport/qatar-2020-fifa-world-cup-stadium-unveiled-and-people-think-it-looks-like-a-vagina/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/sport/qatar-2020-fifa-world-cup-stadium-unveiled-and-people-think-it-looks-like-a-vagina/?source=facebook)


 rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2019, 08:05:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 03, 2019, 05:26:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2019, 05:24:14 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/sport/qatar-2020-fifa-world-cup-stadium-unveiled-and-people-think-it-looks-like-a-vagina/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/sport/qatar-2020-fifa-world-cup-stadium-unveiled-and-people-think-it-looks-like-a-vagina/?source=facebook)


 rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2019, 04:16:38 PM
You had one job...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6997017/Game-Thrones-fans-express-dismay-spotting-takeaway-COFFEE-CUP-Great-Hall.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6997017/Game-Thrones-fans-express-dismay-spotting-takeaway-COFFEE-CUP-Great-Hall.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2019, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2019, 04:16:38 PM
You had one job...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6997017/Game-Thrones-fans-express-dismay-spotting-takeaway-COFFEE-CUP-Great-Hall.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6997017/Game-Thrones-fans-express-dismay-spotting-takeaway-COFFEE-CUP-Great-Hall.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2019, 11:05:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 06, 2019, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2019, 04:16:38 PM
You had one job...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6997017/Game-Thrones-fans-express-dismay-spotting-takeaway-COFFEE-CUP-Great-Hall.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6997017/Game-Thrones-fans-express-dismay-spotting-takeaway-COFFEE-CUP-Great-Hall.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2019, 01:09:04 PM
You had one job #2...

Looks like Newcastle has just annexed Nottingham, Nick as a citizen of the new Greater Newcastle your job is to bombard Mike Ashley with Nick-o-rays till the bastard sells up  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7005779/HSBC-apologises-poster-gaffe-Nottingham-advert-proclaiming-Newcastle.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7005779/HSBC-apologises-poster-gaffe-Nottingham-advert-proclaiming-Newcastle.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2019, 01:13:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2019, 01:09:04 PM
You had one job #2...

Looks like Newcastle has just annexed Nottingham, Nick as a citizen of the new Greater Newcastle your job is to bombard Mike Ashley with Nick-o-rays till the bastard sells up  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7005779/HSBC-apologises-poster-gaffe-Nottingham-advert-proclaiming-Newcastle.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7005779/HSBC-apologises-poster-gaffe-Nottingham-advert-proclaiming-Newcastle.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

 happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2019, 02:20:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 08, 2019, 01:13:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2019, 01:09:04 PM
You had one job #2...

Looks like Newcastle has just annexed Nottingham, Nick as a citizen of the new Greater Newcastle your job is to bombard Mike Ashley with Nick-o-rays till the bastard sells up  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7005779/HSBC-apologises-poster-gaffe-Nottingham-advert-proclaiming-Newcastle.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7005779/HSBC-apologises-poster-gaffe-Nottingham-advert-proclaiming-Newcastle.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

 happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Haway the lads went.  All the haway to Nottingham
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2019, 02:47:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 08, 2019, 02:20:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 08, 2019, 01:13:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2019, 01:09:04 PM
You had one job #2...

Looks like Newcastle has just annexed Nottingham, Nick as a citizen of the new Greater Newcastle your job is to bombard Mike Ashley with Nick-o-rays till the bastard sells up  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7005779/HSBC-apologises-poster-gaffe-Nottingham-advert-proclaiming-Newcastle.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7005779/HSBC-apologises-poster-gaffe-Nottingham-advert-proclaiming-Newcastle.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

 happy001

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Haway the lads went.  All the haway to Nottingham

Haad on lads, is Nick still Haway in Brighton...  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2019, 10:33:48 AM
For Nick?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-48210733 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-48210733)

Australia's latest A$50 note comes with a big blunder hidden in the small print - a somewhat embarrassing typo.

The Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) spelled "responsibility" as "responsibilty" on millions of the new yellow notes.

Australians, spelling error.  Strewth is that supposed to be news cobber?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2019, 10:34:31 AM
We need a taste test from our own pizza gourmet, Baldymort...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/08/can-now-aardvark-pizza-9457918/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2019, 10:35:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2019, 10:34:31 AM
We need a taste test from our own pizza gourmet, Baldymort...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/08/can-now-aardvark-pizza-9457918/
noooo:  that's just wrong on so many levels
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2019, 10:39:18 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 09, 2019, 10:35:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2019, 10:34:31 AM
We need a taste test from our own pizza gourmet, Baldymort...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/08/can-now-aardvark-pizza-9457918/
noooo:  that's just wrong on so many levels

Why do you think I've volunteered old buckethead as the taste tester...   eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2019, 05:25:55 PM
Nick, what do you reckon about this essay...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/02/students-genius-19-word-essay-fight-club-earns-perfect-grade-9394356/

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2019, 05:53:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2019, 05:25:55 PM
Nick, what do you reckon about this essay...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/02/students-genius-19-word-essay-fight-club-earns-perfect-grade-9394356/
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 08:13:07 AM
While he works in Plymouth I'm guessing he lives in one of those little isolated villages that would think automatic doors are a controlled by magic...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/09/climate-activist-fails-glue-doors-keep-opening-9474332/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2019, 08:40:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 08:13:07 AM
While he works in Plymouth I'm guessing he lives in one of those little isolated villages that would think automatic doors are a controlled by magic...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/09/climate-activist-fails-glue-doors-keep-opening-9474332/

happy001

Wot a bellend....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2019, 04:36:24 PM
Greenford pupil cheese death flicking boy 'not thinking'
 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48228134)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2019, 05:00:17 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2019, 04:36:24 PM
Greenford pupil cheese death flicking boy 'not thinking'
 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48228134)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2019, 07:39:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2019, 05:00:17 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2019, 04:36:24 PM
Greenford pupil cheese death flicking boy 'not thinking'
 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48228134)

 eeek:
Yep and a right  noooo: as well.  Some of this was just bad luck but the school failed grossly in its duty of care.  Can't blame the cheese flicker
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 09:19:16 PM
As gimmicks go I can't see this lasting more than a couple of months, between the hygiene issues and the massive loss in revenue it's clear that someone in management shouldn't be let out without a carer...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7015415/New-cinema-DOUBLE-BEDS-instead-seats.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7015415/New-cinema-DOUBLE-BEDS-instead-seats.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 10:31:16 PM
Well I suppose that's one way to celebrate your 100th Guinness Record...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/09/Man-holds-100-lit-candles-in-his-mouth-for-Guinness-record/2811557422878/ (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/09/Man-holds-100-lit-candles-in-his-mouth-for-Guinness-record/2811557422878/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2019, 03:59:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 09:19:16 PM
As gimmicks go I can't see this lasting more than a couple of months, between the hygiene issues and the massive loss in revenue it's clear that someone in management shouldn't be let out without a carer...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7015415/New-cinema-DOUBLE-BEDS-instead-seats.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7015415/New-cinema-DOUBLE-BEDS-instead-seats.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2019, 03:59:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 10:31:16 PM
Well I suppose that's one way to celebrate your 100th Guinness Record...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/09/Man-holds-100-lit-candles-in-his-mouth-for-Guinness-record/2811557422878/ (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/09/Man-holds-100-lit-candles-in-his-mouth-for-Guinness-record/2811557422878/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2019, 08:27:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 03:59:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 09:19:16 PM
As gimmicks go I can't see this lasting more than a couple of months, between the hygiene issues and the massive loss in revenue it's clear that someone in management shouldn't be let out without a carer...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7015415/New-cinema-DOUBLE-BEDS-instead-seats.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7015415/New-cinema-DOUBLE-BEDS-instead-seats.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2019, 08:32:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 10:31:16 PM
Well I suppose that's one way to celebrate your 100th Guinness Record...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/09/Man-holds-100-lit-candles-in-his-mouth-for-Guinness-record/2811557422878/ (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/09/Man-holds-100-lit-candles-in-his-mouth-for-Guinness-record/2811557422878/)
For his 101st he could see how long he can go before getting a life, he's made good progress so far
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2019, 08:49:08 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 08:32:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2019, 10:31:16 PM
Well I suppose that's one way to celebrate your 100th Guinness Record...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/09/Man-holds-100-lit-candles-in-his-mouth-for-Guinness-record/2811557422878/ (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/09/Man-holds-100-lit-candles-in-his-mouth-for-Guinness-record/2811557422878/)
For his 101st he could see how long he can go before getting a life, he's made good progress so far

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2019, 02:32:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

 noooo:

Wanker......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001

In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2019, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:30:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001

In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:

he's prolly still in bed... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2019, 07:49:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:30:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001

In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:

he's prolly still in bed... ::)

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:52:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 11, 2019, 07:49:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:30:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001

In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:

he's prolly still in bed... ::)

 cussing:

You are aintchya...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2019, 07:59:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:52:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 11, 2019, 07:49:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:30:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001

In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:

he's prolly still in bed... ::)

 cussing:

You are aintchya...? ::)

Caught red-handed  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2019, 08:08:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 11, 2019, 07:59:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:52:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 11, 2019, 07:49:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:30:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001

In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:

he's prolly still in bed... ::)

 cussing:

You are aintchya...? ::)

Caught red-handed  whistle:

Yup...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2019, 08:09:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 11, 2019, 07:59:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:52:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 11, 2019, 07:49:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:30:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001

In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:

he's prolly still in bed... ::)

 cussing:

You are aintchya...? ::)

Caught red-handed  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2019, 08:09:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 11, 2019, 07:59:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:52:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 11, 2019, 07:49:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:30:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001

In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:

he's prolly still in bed... ::)

 cussing:

You are aintchya...? ::)

Caught red-handed  whistle:

I was going to post "is it rag week" and I sort of wished I had now...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2019, 08:11:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 08:09:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 11, 2019, 07:59:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:52:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 11, 2019, 07:49:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:30:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001

In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:

he's prolly still in bed... ::)

 cussing:

You are aintchya...? ::)

Caught red-handed  whistle:

I was going to post "is it rag week" and I sort of wished I had now...  redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2019, 06:21:38 AM
I'm not convinced that this is genuine but if it is I think it may be time to give the cavalcade of cock ups it's own thread...

You had one job #4

How on earth do you manage to load the wrong bloody film to a screen, the management software used to allocate media to screens will clearly show the name plus any manager worth their salt will check to make sure that everything is in order. It isn't as if Pokemon and La Llorona have even vaguely similar titles...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1125826/Detective-Pikachu-Curse-of-La-Llorona-cinema-Montreal-children-tears-horror-movie-Pokemon (https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1125826/Detective-Pikachu-Curse-of-La-Llorona-cinema-Montreal-children-tears-horror-movie-Pokemon)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2019, 09:04:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2019, 06:21:38 AM
I'm not convinced that this is genuine but if it is I think it may be time to give the cavalcade of cock ups it's own thread...

You had one job #4

How on earth do you manage to load the wrong bloody film to a screen, the management software used to allocate media to screens will clearly show the name plus any manager worth their salt will check to make sure that everything is in order. It isn't as if Pokemon and La Llorona have even vaguely similar titles...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1125826/Detective-Pikachu-Curse-of-La-Llorona-cinema-Montreal-children-tears-horror-movie-Pokemon (https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1125826/Detective-Pikachu-Curse-of-La-Llorona-cinema-Montreal-children-tears-horror-movie-Pokemon)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2019, 09:24:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2019, 06:21:38 AM
I'm not convinced that this is genuine but if it is I think it may be time to give the cavalcade of cock ups it's own thread...

You had one job #4

How on earth do you manage to load the wrong bloody film to a screen, the management software used to allocate media to screens will clearly show the name plus any manager worth their salt will check to make sure that everything is in order. It isn't as if Pokemon and La Llorona have even vaguely similar titles...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1125826/Detective-Pikachu-Curse-of-La-Llorona-cinema-Montreal-children-tears-horror-movie-Pokemon (https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1125826/Detective-Pikachu-Curse-of-La-Llorona-cinema-Montreal-children-tears-horror-movie-Pokemon)
What about the shock and tears of those that came for gore and had to have that Pokemon shite?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2019, 09:21:35 PM
Shouldn't have gone to Specsavers?

https://news.sky.com/story/specsavers-till-rings-up-eye-watering-4bn-price-for-bottle-of-eye-drops-11718352

'Specsavers till rings up eye-watering £4bn price for bottle of eye drops'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2019, 09:36:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 12, 2019, 09:21:35 PM
Shouldn't have gone to Specsavers?

https://news.sky.com/story/specsavers-till-rings-up-eye-watering-4bn-price-for-bottle-of-eye-drops-11718352

'Specsavers till rings up eye-watering £4bn price for bottle of eye drops'
I said

'Specsavers till rings up eye-watering £4bn price for bottle of eye drops'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2019, 04:05:02 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2019, 11:25:14 AM
American Airlines Flight 5523 from Louisville to Charlotte is delayed because  . . . . . eeek:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/airline-pilot-indicted-triple-murder-arrested-louisville-airport-n1004656 (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/airline-pilot-indicted-triple-murder-arrested-louisville-airport-n1004656)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2019, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 14, 2019, 11:25:14 AM
American Airlines Flight 5523 from Louisville to Charlotte is delayed because  . . . . . eeek:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/airline-pilot-indicted-triple-murder-arrested-louisville-airport-n1004656 (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/airline-pilot-indicted-triple-murder-arrested-louisville-airport-n1004656)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Thank fuck he didn't try to rid himself of the guilt by ending it all and taking a planeload of innocents with him!  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2019, 11:16:48 PM
How to piss off your kids in the future #53244  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7027673/Still-happy-called-daughter-Khaleesi-Game-Thrones-viewers-sympathise-parents.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7027673/Still-happy-called-daughter-Khaleesi-Game-Thrones-viewers-sympathise-parents.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2019, 04:39:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2019, 11:16:48 PM
How to piss off your kids in the future #53244  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7027673/Still-happy-called-daughter-Khaleesi-Game-Thrones-viewers-sympathise-parents.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7027673/Still-happy-called-daughter-Khaleesi-Game-Thrones-viewers-sympathise-parents.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2019, 09:16:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2019, 11:16:48 PM
How to piss off your kids in the future #53244  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7027673/Still-happy-called-daughter-Khaleesi-Game-Thrones-viewers-sympathise-parents.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7027673/Still-happy-called-daughter-Khaleesi-Game-Thrones-viewers-sympathise-parents.html)
;D  Just think about all those poor brats called Kyle
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2019, 11:09:34 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 15, 2019, 09:16:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2019, 11:16:48 PM
How to piss off your kids in the future #53244  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7027673/Still-happy-called-daughter-Khaleesi-Game-Thrones-viewers-sympathise-parents.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7027673/Still-happy-called-daughter-Khaleesi-Game-Thrones-viewers-sympathise-parents.html)
;D  Just think about all those poor brats called Kyle

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:40:36 AM
She must be related to Apey....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7029437/Bride-complains-wedding-guest-filled-TEN-plastic-containers-food-home.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7029437/Bride-complains-wedding-guest-filled-TEN-plastic-containers-food-home.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2019, 11:55:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:40:36 AM
She must be related to Apey....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7029437/Bride-complains-wedding-guest-filled-TEN-plastic-containers-food-home.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7029437/Bride-complains-wedding-guest-filled-TEN-plastic-containers-food-home.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2019, 12:05:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2019, 11:55:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:40:36 AM
She must be related to Apey....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7029437/Bride-complains-wedding-guest-filled-TEN-plastic-containers-food-home.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7029437/Bride-complains-wedding-guest-filled-TEN-plastic-containers-food-home.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 01:54:18 PM
Politician takes an electoral advert out in Pornhub...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7031041/Danish-politician-takes-fun-advert-Pornhub-Says-needs-Danes-are.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7031041/Danish-politician-takes-fun-advert-Pornhub-Says-needs-Danes-are.html)

TMJs...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2019, 03:01:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 01:54:18 PM
Politician takes an electoral advert out in Pornhub...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7031041/Danish-politician-takes-fun-advert-Pornhub-Says-needs-Danes-are.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7031041/Danish-politician-takes-fun-advert-Pornhub-Says-needs-Danes-are.html)

TMJs...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:47:41 PM
Alright you old reprobates, what did you write?  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/can-crack-mystery-230-year-old-rock-inscription-9524884/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:58:12 PM
Pity Wenchy isn't still around, sounds like this could be an ideal job for her and Mr Wench...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/15/harry-potter-fans-assemble-can-now-get-job-playing-professor-snape-75-per-hour-9548841/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2019, 05:14:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:58:12 PM
Pity Wenchy isn't still around, sounds like this could be an ideal job for her and Mr Wench...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/15/harry-potter-fans-assemble-can-now-get-job-playing-professor-snape-75-per-hour-9548841/

I wonder how they Wenchys are...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2019, 08:39:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:47:41 PM
Alright you old reprobates, what did you write?  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/can-crack-mystery-230-year-old-rock-inscription-9524884/
Does it say 'Attach Gromit x to sub-frame G using Screw Type 2'  ?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2019, 08:54:52 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 16, 2019, 08:39:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:47:41 PM
Alright you old reprobates, what did you write?  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/can-crack-mystery-230-year-old-rock-inscription-9524884/
Does it say 'Attach Gromit x to sub-frame G using Screw Type 2'  ?

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2019, 06:03:36 PM
Something tells me I'm better off not knowing what he was doing to get it bitten off in the first place...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7041687/Fisherman-killed-crocodile-bites-penis-Zimbabwe.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7041687/Fisherman-killed-crocodile-bites-penis-Zimbabwe.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2019, 06:06:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2019, 06:03:36 PM
Something tells me I'm better off not knowing what he was doing to get it bitten off in the first place...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7041687/Fisherman-killed-crocodile-bites-penis-Zimbabwe.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7041687/Fisherman-killed-crocodile-bites-penis-Zimbabwe.html)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2019, 01:27:02 AM
Even with the 360 degree vision and security systems I give it a couple of weeks into the test before they start getting nicked en route...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7045673/This-droid-soon-delivering-shopping-street-near-following-successful-op-trial.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7045673/This-droid-soon-delivering-shopping-street-near-following-successful-op-trial.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2019, 01:48:39 AM
Personally if I had been there I would have eaten my burger watching them and then gone and ordered another just to piss these idiots off. Does that make me a bad person....?  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7043781/Vegan-activists-storm-McDonalds-wearing-PIG-masks-spraying-fake-blood-floor.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7043781/Vegan-activists-storm-McDonalds-wearing-PIG-masks-spraying-fake-blood-floor.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2019, 02:24:30 AM
On Ilkley Moor burnt 'at...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/18/large-fire-rips-ilkley-moor-9595934/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/18/large-fire-rips-ilkley-moor-9595934/)

Well I suppose they can always re-release this as a fundraiser to get the money to fix the place back up again.

http://youtu.be/u8MWb1FlODQ (http://youtu.be/u8MWb1FlODQ)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2019, 03:57:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2019, 02:24:30 AM
On Ilkley Moor burnt 'at...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/18/large-fire-rips-ilkley-moor-9595934/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/18/large-fire-rips-ilkley-moor-9595934/)

Well I suppose they can always re-release this as a fundraiser to get the money to fix the place back up again.

http://youtu.be/u8MWb1FlODQ (http://youtu.be/u8MWb1FlODQ)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2019, 09:35:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2019, 01:48:39 AM
Personally if I had been there I would have eaten my burger watching them and then gone and ordered another just to piss these idiots off. Does that make me a bad person....?  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7043781/Vegan-activists-storm-McDonalds-wearing-PIG-masks-spraying-fake-blood-floor.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7043781/Vegan-activists-storm-McDonalds-wearing-PIG-masks-spraying-fake-blood-floor.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)
No (it doesn't make you a bad person)

They're just classic 'I want to fight, now find me a cause' shitheads
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2019, 09:38:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2019, 01:27:02 AM
Even with the 360 degree vision and security systems I give it a couple of weeks into the test before they start getting nicked en route...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7045673/This-droid-soon-delivering-shopping-street-near-following-successful-op-trial.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7045673/This-droid-soon-delivering-shopping-street-near-following-successful-op-trial.html)
I'd give it less before it suffers an unfortunate encounter with someone's boot
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2019, 11:52:34 PM
Wonder if this is one of Apey's customers...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7053879/Bride-branded-terrible-human-posting-rant-grooms-daughter.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7053879/Bride-branded-terrible-human-posting-rant-grooms-daughter.html)

I have to admit, I will probably end up using crotch goblin as an insult at some point..  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2019, 07:41:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2019, 11:52:34 PM
Wonder if this is one of Apey's customers...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7053879/Bride-branded-terrible-human-posting-rant-grooms-daughter.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7053879/Bride-branded-terrible-human-posting-rant-grooms-daughter.html)

I have to admit, I will probably end up using crotch goblin as an insult at some point..  redface:
eeek:   what a stupid cow

is it just me that read 'crotch goblin' and got totally the wrong meaning  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2019, 10:02:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2019, 11:52:34 PM
Wonder if this is one of Apey's customers...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7053879/Bride-branded-terrible-human-posting-rant-grooms-daughter.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7053879/Bride-branded-terrible-human-posting-rant-grooms-daughter.html)

I have to admit, I will probably end up using crotch goblin as an insult at some point..  redface:

FFS!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2019, 08:42:14 AM
https://www.healthyfoodhouse.com/nostril-hair-extensions-is-the-new-beauty-trend-apparently/?utm_source=Grid&utm_medium=Grid&utm_campaign=Grid&fbclid=IwAR2BmJJXSf2mbXp0JbX8QQ-5sEjJzv06pfeTbtJTql3_YLD2BINEQe-cNL8 (https://www.healthyfoodhouse.com/nostril-hair-extensions-is-the-new-beauty-trend-apparently/?utm_source=Grid&utm_medium=Grid&utm_campaign=Grid&fbclid=IwAR2BmJJXSf2mbXp0JbX8QQ-5sEjJzv06pfeTbtJTql3_YLD2BINEQe-cNL8)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2019, 10:09:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2019, 08:42:14 AM
https://www.healthyfoodhouse.com/nostril-hair-extensions-is-the-new-beauty-trend-apparently/?utm_source=Grid&utm_medium=Grid&utm_campaign=Grid&fbclid=IwAR2BmJJXSf2mbXp0JbX8QQ-5sEjJzv06pfeTbtJTql3_YLD2BINEQe-cNL8 (https://www.healthyfoodhouse.com/nostril-hair-extensions-is-the-new-beauty-trend-apparently/?utm_source=Grid&utm_medium=Grid&utm_campaign=Grid&fbclid=IwAR2BmJJXSf2mbXp0JbX8QQ-5sEjJzv06pfeTbtJTql3_YLD2BINEQe-cNL8)

What. The. Fuckety. Fuck?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2019, 10:10:40 AM
I imagine this has made Mr Darwin, sir, very fashionable  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2019, 10:17:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 10:09:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2019, 08:42:14 AM
https://www.healthyfoodhouse.com/nostril-hair-extensions-is-the-new-beauty-trend-apparently/?utm_source=Grid&utm_medium=Grid&utm_campaign=Grid&fbclid=IwAR2BmJJXSf2mbXp0JbX8QQ-5sEjJzv06pfeTbtJTql3_YLD2BINEQe-cNL8 (https://www.healthyfoodhouse.com/nostril-hair-extensions-is-the-new-beauty-trend-apparently/?utm_source=Grid&utm_medium=Grid&utm_campaign=Grid&fbclid=IwAR2BmJJXSf2mbXp0JbX8QQ-5sEjJzv06pfeTbtJTql3_YLD2BINEQe-cNL8)

What. The. Fuckety. Fuck?  eeek:
What. The. Fuckety Fuckety. Fuck?2  eeek:  eeek:

and  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2019, 10:38:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2019, 10:10:40 AM
I imagine this has made Mr Darwin, sir, very fashionable  whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2019, 10:18:50 PM
Well we all suspected it and this may be the proof. Please stand by for the oncoming idiocracy..  noooo:

https://www.inc.com/jessica-stillman/we-are-all-getting-dumber-new-science-proves-no-one-is-sure-why.html (https://www.inc.com/jessica-stillman/we-are-all-getting-dumber-new-science-proves-no-one-is-sure-why.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2019, 10:23:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 10:38:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2019, 10:10:40 AM
I imagine this has made Mr Darwin, sir, very fashionable  whistle:

happy001

I remain a fashion icon of course.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2019, 03:24:55 AM
Until I saw the price I was wondering if Nick was buying a new laptop...  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48364204 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48364204)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2019, 04:06:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2019, 03:24:55 AM
Until I saw the price I was wondering if Nick was buying a new laptop...  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48364204 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48364204)

WHAT? Seriously, WHAT?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2019, 08:25:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 24, 2019, 04:06:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2019, 03:24:55 AM
Until I saw the price I was wondering if Nick was buying a new laptop...  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48364204 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48364204)

WHAT? Seriously, WHAT?  eeek:
eeek: eeek:  noooo:

And if they really find someone stupid to pay any money for it then you just know they'll reconnect it to the web to spread viruses to all their stupidest friends
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2019, 08:52:48 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 24, 2019, 08:25:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 24, 2019, 04:06:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2019, 03:24:55 AM
Until I saw the price I was wondering if Nick was buying a new laptop...  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48364204 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48364204)

WHAT? Seriously, WHAT?  eeek:
eeek: eeek:  noooo:

And if they really find someone stupid to pay any money for it then you just know they'll reconnect it to the web to spread viruses to all their stupidest friends

You think it was a pink one?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2019, 09:34:20 PM
Remember the Private Eye Pub?   You know
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2014, 07:44:36 PM
A den of iniquity  :thumbsup:

http://www.thecoachandhorsessoho.co.uk/ (http://www.thecoachandhorsessoho.co.uk/)

Well seems it's changed a bit

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7069919/One-Londons-oldest-pubs-capitals-establishment-granted-nudist-licence.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7069919/One-Londons-oldest-pubs-capitals-establishment-granted-nudist-licence.html)


(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/05/25/15/13947854-7069919-image-a-14_1558794738691.jpg)

But don't click this link:  https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/05/25/15/13947856-7069919-image-a-12_1558794535175.jpg (https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/05/25/15/13947856-7069919-image-a-12_1558794535175.jpg)






I said don't click it but you just had to didn't you
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 26, 2019, 07:04:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 25, 2019, 09:34:20 PM
Remember the Private Eye Pub?   You know
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2014, 07:44:36 PM
A den of iniquity  :thumbsup:

http://www.thecoachandhorsessoho.co.uk/ (http://www.thecoachandhorsessoho.co.uk/)

Well seems it's changed a bit

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7069919/One-Londons-oldest-pubs-capitals-establishment-granted-nudist-licence.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7069919/One-Londons-oldest-pubs-capitals-establishment-granted-nudist-licence.html)


(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/05/25/15/13947854-7069919-image-a-14_1558794738691.jpg)

But don't click this link:  https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/05/25/15/13947856-7069919-image-a-12_1558794535175.jpg (https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/05/25/15/13947856-7069919-image-a-12_1558794535175.jpg)






I said don't click it but you just had to didn't you

I did.  redface:

"Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton - the early years"

(https://i.postimg.cc/V59Xg2k2/cat-sitting-in-brighton.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/V59Xg2k2)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2019, 07:17:40 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2019, 07:47:51 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 26, 2019, 07:17:40 AM
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2019, 09:36:56 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2019, 05:05:06 PM
Sunderland fan, says it all really...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7072269/Jaw-dropping-moment-Sunderland-fan-boxers-DIVES-Trafalgar-Square-fountain.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7072269/Jaw-dropping-moment-Sunderland-fan-boxers-DIVES-Trafalgar-Square-fountain.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2019, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2019, 05:05:06 PM
Sunderland fan, says it all really...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7072269/Jaw-dropping-moment-Sunderland-fan-boxers-DIVES-Trafalgar-Square-fountain.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7072269/Jaw-dropping-moment-Sunderland-fan-boxers-DIVES-Trafalgar-Square-fountain.html)


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2019, 06:21:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 26, 2019, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2019, 05:05:06 PM
Sunderland fan, says it all really...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7072269/Jaw-dropping-moment-Sunderland-fan-boxers-DIVES-Trafalgar-Square-fountain.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7072269/Jaw-dropping-moment-Sunderland-fan-boxers-DIVES-Trafalgar-Square-fountain.html)


happy001
lol: lol: lol:

And Charlton beat his team today for the last promotion place in one of those last second goal that always leave the losers devastated  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2019, 10:52:05 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7069595/Auction-house-chiefs-forced-look-new-venue-bidders-swingers-club-upstairs.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7069595/Auction-house-chiefs-forced-look-new-venue-bidders-swingers-club-upstairs.html)

 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2019, 02:50:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2019, 10:52:05 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7069595/Auction-house-chiefs-forced-look-new-venue-bidders-swingers-club-upstairs.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7069595/Auction-house-chiefs-forced-look-new-venue-bidders-swingers-club-upstairs.html)

 happy002

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 27, 2019, 08:10:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 27, 2019, 02:50:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2019, 10:52:05 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7069595/Auction-house-chiefs-forced-look-new-venue-bidders-swingers-club-upstairs.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7069595/Auction-house-chiefs-forced-look-new-venue-bidders-swingers-club-upstairs.html)

 happy002

happy001
happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2019, 03:15:29 AM
Under normal circumstances I'd make a Nick joke here but it doesn't seem right at the moment...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/27/pensioner-sets-sat-nav-rome-ends-germany-9696807/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2019, 04:16:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2019, 03:15:29 AM
Under normal circumstances I'd make a Nick joke here but it doesn't seem right at the moment...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/27/pensioner-sets-sat-nav-rome-ends-germany-9696807/

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2019, 08:06:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 28, 2019, 04:16:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2019, 03:15:29 AM
Under normal circumstances I'd make a Nick joke here but it doesn't seem right at the moment...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/27/pensioner-sets-sat-nav-rome-ends-germany-9696807/

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2019, 11:41:09 AM
Another reason to like Nandos  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7077585/Vegan-demonstrators-storm-Nandos.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7077585/Vegan-demonstrators-storm-Nandos.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2019, 01:34:45 PM
Something to consider when everyone next goes on holiday...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/bills/article-7061985/Earn-money-stock-photography-Stockimo-app-launches.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/bills/article-7061985/Earn-money-stock-photography-Stockimo-app-launches.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2019, 08:32:45 PM
What the fuck......???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7083457/Man-sets-fire-seen-engulfed-flames-near-White-House.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7083457/Man-sets-fire-seen-engulfed-flames-near-White-House.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2019, 09:14:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2019, 08:32:45 PM
What the fuck......???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7083457/Man-sets-fire-seen-engulfed-flames-near-White-House.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7083457/Man-sets-fire-seen-engulfed-flames-near-White-House.html)
eeek:  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Doubt he'll live to see Saturday
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2019, 10:16:32 PM
Why the hell would anyone want to do this to themselves? It looks about as convincing as Baldymort's hairpiece...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7081773/Brazilian-bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-OIL-boost-biceps-23-inches.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7081773/Brazilian-bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-OIL-boost-biceps-23-inches.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2019, 11:43:04 PM
Not a headline but...

"Francesca Bolton was eating McDonalds at Macdonalds Benidorm.
May 28 at 12:36 PM · Benidorm, Spain ·
Thank god for McDonald’s first proper food in 3 days...."


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2019, 02:58:32 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 29, 2019, 11:43:04 PM
Not a headline but...

"Francesca Bolton was eating McDonalds at Macdonalds Benidorm.
May 28 at 12:36 PM · Benidorm, Spain ·
Thank god for McDonald’s first proper food in 3 days...."


 noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2019, 09:05:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2019, 10:16:32 PM
Why the hell would anyone want to do this to themselves? It looks about as convincing as Baldymort's hairpiece...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7081773/Brazilian-bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-OIL-boost-biceps-23-inches.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7081773/Brazilian-bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-OIL-boost-biceps-23-inches.html)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2019, 09:07:59 AM
Cat keeps rescue services busy for days and then when they're not looking walks home overnight   lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-48455242 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-48455242)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 30, 2019, 11:13:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 30, 2019, 09:07:59 AM
Cat keeps rescue services busy for days and then when they're not looking walks home overnight   lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-48455242 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-48455242)

 ;D lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2019, 12:07:29 PM
Tory leadership hopeful Rory Stewart apologises for smoking opium in Iran

 facepalm:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2019, 12:29:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2019, 12:07:29 PM
Tory leadership hopeful Rory Stewart apologises for smoking opium in Iran

 facepalm:

 facepalm: facepalm:

He'll make a good PM eh...?  noooo:

Still, he does look like Alfred E. Neuman which is a bonus!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2019, 12:30:37 PM
I was thinking more Planet of the Apes  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2019, 12:50:07 PM
I always thought he was Harry Potter 30 years on

He’s no more PM material then Nick’s discarded shoe is

Still puts him better than the trio of evil (Boris, Gove and McVey) but imho the only one of the bunch with PM credibility is Mordaunt
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2019, 02:50:05 PM
Pity about her Dickensian death-related name  whistle:

I still maintain that no one can look at a picture of Gove without spontaneously thinking "TWAT!"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2019, 11:08:51 PM
Misty?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7088219/Cute-tortoise-girl-petting-actually-fierce-snapping-turtle-makes-lunge-face.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7088219/Cute-tortoise-girl-petting-actually-fierce-snapping-turtle-makes-lunge-face.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2019, 11:39:34 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 30, 2019, 11:44:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2019, 11:08:51 PM
Misty?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7088219/Cute-tortoise-girl-petting-actually-fierce-snapping-turtle-makes-lunge-face.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7088219/Cute-tortoise-girl-petting-actually-fierce-snapping-turtle-makes-lunge-face.html)

Snigger...........she still has a scar.... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2019, 03:52:56 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 30, 2019, 11:44:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2019, 11:08:51 PM
Misty?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7088219/Cute-tortoise-girl-petting-actually-fierce-snapping-turtle-makes-lunge-face.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7088219/Cute-tortoise-girl-petting-actually-fierce-snapping-turtle-makes-lunge-face.html)

Snigger...........she still has a scar.... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2019, 06:07:40 AM
https://news.sky.com/story/man-treated-for-rabies-after-bat-hidden-in-ipad-case-bites-his-finger-11731322 (https://news.sky.com/story/man-treated-for-rabies-after-bat-hidden-in-ipad-case-bites-his-finger-11731322)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2019, 06:23:14 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2019, 06:07:40 AM
https://news.sky.com/story/man-treated-for-rabies-after-bat-hidden-in-ipad-case-bites-his-finger-11731322 (https://news.sky.com/story/man-treated-for-rabies-after-bat-hidden-in-ipad-case-bites-his-finger-11731322)

Attracted to the Apple... Should have got an Android pad... Rookie mistake...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2019, 09:51:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2019, 06:07:40 AM
https://news.sky.com/story/man-treated-for-rabies-after-bat-hidden-in-ipad-case-bites-his-finger-11731322 (https://news.sky.com/story/man-treated-for-rabies-after-bat-hidden-in-ipad-case-bites-his-finger-11731322)
eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2019, 12:17:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2019, 06:23:14 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2019, 06:07:40 AM
https://news.sky.com/story/man-treated-for-rabies-after-bat-hidden-in-ipad-case-bites-his-finger-11731322 (https://news.sky.com/story/man-treated-for-rabies-after-bat-hidden-in-ipad-case-bites-his-finger-11731322)

Attracted to the Apple... Should have got an Android pad... Rookie mistake...  whistle:

 drumroll:


 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2019, 09:15:58 AM
I know that this is the Mail but the story is being carried by multiple services. How the hell did things get to this point...?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7095533/Pictures-downtown-LA-capture-problem-faces-trash-tries-rodents.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7095533/Pictures-downtown-LA-capture-problem-faces-trash-tries-rodents.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

It isn't just LA though, there is such a massive problem with people crapping in the streets of San Francisco that they have a dedicated 'poop patrol' that has an average salary of almost $200k
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2019, 09:31:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2019, 09:15:58 AM
I know that this is the Mail but the story is being carried by multiple services. How the hell did things get to this point...?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7095533/Pictures-downtown-LA-capture-problem-faces-trash-tries-rodents.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7095533/Pictures-downtown-LA-capture-problem-faces-trash-tries-rodents.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

It isn't just LA though, there is such a massive problem with people crapping in the streets of San Francisco that they have a dedicated 'poop patrol' that has an average salary of almost $200k

Isn't it a 'sanctuary city'...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2019, 09:49:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2019, 09:15:58 AM
I know that this is the Mail but the story is being carried by multiple services. How the hell did things get to this point...?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7095533/Pictures-downtown-LA-capture-problem-faces-trash-tries-rodents.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7095533/Pictures-downtown-LA-capture-problem-faces-trash-tries-rodents.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

It isn't just LA though, there is such a massive problem with people crapping in the streets of San Francisco that they have a dedicated 'poop patrol' that has an average salary of almost $200k
And what happens in the USA often comes to the UK in a decade or so.  We should look, learn and change before it's too late

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 01:28:59 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7098523/Man-60-caught-FIRE-open-heart-surgery.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3CcYrc4XZ0RX9DO9Xb82selSK_pP-eqdjzDWkR1RDN9jaHWyDNxWgvf7o&fbclid=IwAR2aUiBXgt3cJl27yVKVBfOrSOe5qRDIs_xtL6TjjKqtL801oqZxyp9sOIk (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7098523/Man-60-caught-FIRE-open-heart-surgery.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3CcYrc4XZ0RX9DO9Xb82selSK_pP-eqdjzDWkR1RDN9jaHWyDNxWgvf7o&fbclid=IwAR2aUiBXgt3cJl27yVKVBfOrSOe5qRDIs_xtL6TjjKqtL801oqZxyp9sOIk)


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2019, 01:57:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 01:28:59 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7098523/Man-60-caught-FIRE-open-heart-surgery.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3CcYrc4XZ0RX9DO9Xb82selSK_pP-eqdjzDWkR1RDN9jaHWyDNxWgvf7o&fbclid=IwAR2aUiBXgt3cJl27yVKVBfOrSOe5qRDIs_xtL6TjjKqtL801oqZxyp9sOIk (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7098523/Man-60-caught-FIRE-open-heart-surgery.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3CcYrc4XZ0RX9DO9Xb82selSK_pP-eqdjzDWkR1RDN9jaHWyDNxWgvf7o&fbclid=IwAR2aUiBXgt3cJl27yVKVBfOrSOe5qRDIs_xtL6TjjKqtL801oqZxyp9sOIk)


 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2019, 01:58:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 03, 2019, 01:28:59 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7098523/Man-60-caught-FIRE-open-heart-surgery.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3CcYrc4XZ0RX9DO9Xb82selSK_pP-eqdjzDWkR1RDN9jaHWyDNxWgvf7o&fbclid=IwAR2aUiBXgt3cJl27yVKVBfOrSOe5qRDIs_xtL6TjjKqtL801oqZxyp9sOIk (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7098523/Man-60-caught-FIRE-open-heart-surgery.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3CcYrc4XZ0RX9DO9Xb82selSK_pP-eqdjzDWkR1RDN9jaHWyDNxWgvf7o&fbclid=IwAR2aUiBXgt3cJl27yVKVBfOrSOe5qRDIs_xtL6TjjKqtL801oqZxyp9sOIk)


 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2019, 01:59:07 PM
Heartburn?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2019, 01:59:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 03, 2019, 01:59:07 PM
Heartburn?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2019, 02:14:00 PM
Back when I was a student nurse the hospital I was studying at had almost as bad a reputation for accidents as Nick does.

On the day we had the Health & Safety officer come and give us a talk he was dealing with the fallout of some poor bugger getting flash burns on his arse during surgery.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2019, 04:02:32 PM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2019, 12:40:56 AM
Who on earth thought that this would be a good way to improve the square in the first place? It looks like the kind of thing that BM would 3D print when he is pissed  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7108375/Britains-45k-worst-sculpture-demolished-months-ugly.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7108375/Britains-45k-worst-sculpture-demolished-months-ugly.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2019, 02:42:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2019, 12:40:56 AM
Who on earth thought that this would be a good way to improve the square in the first place? It looks like the kind of thing that BM would 3D print when he is pissed  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7108375/Britains-45k-worst-sculpture-demolished-months-ugly.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7108375/Britains-45k-worst-sculpture-demolished-months-ugly.html)

Ghastly...  sick2:

I didn't read the article, but what are the chances of the council pleading poverty at every opportunity...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2019, 02:50:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 06, 2019, 02:42:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2019, 12:40:56 AM
Who on earth thought that this would be a good way to improve the square in the first place? It looks like the kind of thing that BM would 3D print when he is pissed  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7108375/Britains-45k-worst-sculpture-demolished-months-ugly.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7108375/Britains-45k-worst-sculpture-demolished-months-ugly.html)

Ghastly...  sick2:

I didn't read the article, but what are the chances of the council pleading poverty at every opportunity...? ::)

Given that this is the same council that wasted £32k trying to find a replacement Chief Executive back in 2017 I'd say that's a pretty strong possibility.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2019, 03:00:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2019, 02:50:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 06, 2019, 02:42:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2019, 12:40:56 AM
Who on earth thought that this would be a good way to improve the square in the first place? It looks like the kind of thing that BM would 3D print when he is pissed  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7108375/Britains-45k-worst-sculpture-demolished-months-ugly.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7108375/Britains-45k-worst-sculpture-demolished-months-ugly.html)

Ghastly...  sick2:

I didn't read the article, but what are the chances of the council pleading poverty at every opportunity...? ::)

Given that this is the same council that wasted £32k trying to find a replacement Chief Executive back in 2017 I'd say that's a pretty strong possibility.  noooo:

Amazing how they all plead poverty due to 'nasty Tory austerity' when they are closing the public bogs and library but always have cash to spunk away on vanity projects, a new Bentley for the mayor, a pay rise all round for the councillors and a team of 'Diversity and Inclusion' officers...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2019, 12:50:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 06, 2019, 03:00:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2019, 02:50:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 06, 2019, 02:42:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2019, 12:40:56 AM
Who on earth thought that this would be a good way to improve the square in the first place? It looks like the kind of thing that BM would 3D print when he is pissed  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7108375/Britains-45k-worst-sculpture-demolished-months-ugly.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7108375/Britains-45k-worst-sculpture-demolished-months-ugly.html)

Ghastly...  sick2:

I didn't read the article, but what are the chances of the council pleading poverty at every opportunity...? ::)

Given that this is the same council that wasted £32k trying to find a replacement Chief Executive back in 2017 I'd say that's a pretty strong possibility.  noooo:

Amazing how they all plead poverty due to 'nasty Tory austerity' when they are closing the public bogs and library but always have cash to spunk away on vanity projects, a new Bentley for the mayor, a pay rise all round for the councillors and a team of 'Diversity and Inclusion' officers...  noooo:

 Thumbs: Well said...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2019, 06:09:47 PM
I'd hate a world where every town centre was drab and utilitarian and councils didn't try to brighten them up with stuff
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2019, 07:06:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 06, 2019, 06:09:47 PM
I'd hate a world where every town centre was drab and utilitarian and councils didn't try to brighten them up with stuff

Stuff like bogs and libraries...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2019, 07:26:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 06, 2019, 07:06:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 06, 2019, 06:09:47 PM
I'd hate a world where every town centre was drab and utilitarian and councils didn't try to brighten them up with stuff

Stuff like bogs and libraries...?

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2019, 07:49:48 PM
Stuff like filling in potholes comes to mind and with something that lasts

But our councils have top down enforced serious shit to deal with right now.  More responsibilities and less money
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2019, 10:27:57 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 06, 2019, 07:49:48 PM
Stuff like filling in potholes comes to mind and with something that lasts

But our councils have top down enforced serious shit to deal with right now.  More responsibilities and less money

Wonder if Mr Stew would work, it seems to survive everything that Nick throws at it...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2019, 04:20:21 AM
Kicking a ball barefoot made of dried fruit that is soaked in kerosene before being lit...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/06/07/16/14505624-7116369-image-m-58_1559922774260.jpg)
 
Could make for an entertaining addition to premier league rules...  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7116369/Fire-football-game-played-barefoot-teens-Indonesia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7116369/Fire-football-game-played-barefoot-teens-Indonesia.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2019, 05:54:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2019, 04:20:21 AM
Kicking a ball barefoot made of dried fruit that is soaked in kerosene before being lit...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/06/07/16/14505624-7116369-image-m-58_1559922774260.jpg)
 
Could make for an entertaining addition to premier league rules...  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7116369/Fire-football-game-played-barefoot-teens-Indonesia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7116369/Fire-football-game-played-barefoot-teens-Indonesia.html)

Saves having floodlights I s'pose...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2019, 06:18:30 AM
Yeezys: Thousands queue through night for Kanye West trainers (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-48554706)


That Tory austerity bites hard eh...?  noooo:

The world has gone completely fucking mental...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2019, 09:01:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2019, 04:20:21 AM
Kicking a ball barefoot made of dried fruit that is soaked in kerosene before being lit...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/06/07/16/14505624-7116369-image-m-58_1559922774260.jpg)
 
Could make for an entertaining addition to premier league rules...  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7116369/Fire-football-game-played-barefoot-teens-Indonesia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7116369/Fire-football-game-played-barefoot-teens-Indonesia.html)
eeek:

Even better add a random length fuxed bomb in the middle
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2019, 12:18:36 AM
Girl Power......... rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7119185/Spice-Girls-gig-descends-chaos-female-fans-start-shoving-pulling-hair.html?fbclid=IwAR11uGRRgXZ_XQj2LJYTDkarOKj-nDmXAcX97ha6eG7zNwMzI_bRXns9TB0 (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7119185/Spice-Girls-gig-descends-chaos-female-fans-start-shoving-pulling-hair.html?fbclid=IwAR11uGRRgXZ_XQj2LJYTDkarOKj-nDmXAcX97ha6eG7zNwMzI_bRXns9TB0)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2019, 09:48:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 09, 2019, 12:18:36 AM
Girl Power......... rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7119185/Spice-Girls-gig-descends-chaos-female-fans-start-shoving-pulling-hair.html?fbclid=IwAR11uGRRgXZ_XQj2LJYTDkarOKj-nDmXAcX97ha6eG7zNwMzI_bRXns9TB0 (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7119185/Spice-Girls-gig-descends-chaos-female-fans-start-shoving-pulling-hair.html?fbclid=IwAR11uGRRgXZ_XQj2LJYTDkarOKj-nDmXAcX97ha6eG7zNwMzI_bRXns9TB0)
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on June 09, 2019, 08:22:35 PM
https://entertainment.inquirer.net/317647/pbb-housemate-apey-obera-gets-evicted

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I swear i never knew!!!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on June 09, 2019, 08:24:21 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 09, 2019, 08:22:35 PM
https://entertainment.inquirer.net/317647/pbb-housemate-apey-obera-gets-evicted

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I swear i never knew!!!  Shocked:


Apey told Wowowin host Willie Revillame: "Since birth, hindi ko na siya nakilala. Iniwan kasi ni Mama tapos iniwan rin ako ni Mama.

"Pa, kung buhay ka pa, ako yung anak mo kay Selma. Ang pangalan pala ng Papa ko is Mariano Ronda Obera."


 surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2019, 01:11:25 AM
Cyprus registered? Wonder if whoever was at the helm mistook the mast for a gatepost...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7121079/Newly-restored-German-historic-wooden-sailing-ship-collides-container-vessel-injuring-five.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7121079/Newly-restored-German-historic-wooden-sailing-ship-collides-container-vessel-injuring-five.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2019, 02:40:03 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 09, 2019, 08:22:35 PM
https://entertainment.inquirer.net/317647/pbb-housemate-apey-obera-gets-evicted

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I swear i never knew!!!  Shocked:

happy001

Misty!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on June 10, 2019, 12:58:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2019, 02:40:03 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 09, 2019, 08:22:35 PM
https://entertainment.inquirer.net/317647/pbb-housemate-apey-obera-gets-evicted

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I swear i never knew!!!  Shocked:

happy001

Misty!  cloud9:

BM!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2019, 01:01:19 PM
Get a room! (Not one with cat sick in, obviously).
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2019, 01:02:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2019, 01:01:19 PM
Get a room! (Not one with cat sick in, obviously).

 eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2019, 09:35:01 PM
Poor TMR, looks like Nick isn't the only member who needs a new car.  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/10/34-year-old-woman-cut-free-toddlers-plastic-car-bread-knife-9896139/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2019, 09:47:54 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/teen-gets-penis-stuck-drainpipe-16186879 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/teen-gets-penis-stuck-drainpipe-16186879)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2019, 09:58:16 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: both
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2019, 02:42:54 AM
Am I a bad person for admitting that I'd pay to watch this...  redface:

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight (https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2019, 02:50:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2019, 02:42:54 AM
Am I a bad person for admitting that I'd pay to watch this...  redface:

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight (https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2019, 02:52:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2019, 02:50:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2019, 02:42:54 AM
Am I a bad person for admitting that I'd pay to watch this...  redface:

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight (https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight)

 lol: lol: lol:

The dilemma would be working out which one was the least irritating so I can cheer them on during the bout..  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2019, 08:23:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2019, 02:42:54 AM
Am I a bad person for admitting that I'd pay to watch this...  redface:

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight (https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight)
Dunno about pay money but woud certainly watch and hope Tom won

A cutting comment on the radio yesterday was what was behind this story?  Answer:  Bieber has lost media coverage
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 12, 2019, 11:17:29 PM
Darwin.......... rubschin:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7131797/Russian-biker-blogger-dies-crash-moments-filming-himself.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2cyMeaoG1IiWV7_lt7AMOElqMxOuDF4LyNnXywLqL9hdMn1kJlNml_oy8 (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7131797/Russian-biker-blogger-dies-crash-moments-filming-himself.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2cyMeaoG1IiWV7_lt7AMOElqMxOuDF4LyNnXywLqL9hdMn1kJlNml_oy8)



 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2019, 02:59:20 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 12, 2019, 11:17:29 PM
Darwin.......... rubschin:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7131797/Russian-biker-blogger-dies-crash-moments-filming-himself.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2cyMeaoG1IiWV7_lt7AMOElqMxOuDF4LyNnXywLqL9hdMn1kJlNml_oy8 (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7131797/Russian-biker-blogger-dies-crash-moments-filming-himself.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2cyMeaoG1IiWV7_lt7AMOElqMxOuDF4LyNnXywLqL9hdMn1kJlNml_oy8)


Back of the net!  :thumbsup:
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 13, 2019, 12:04:46 PM
A wife for TMR.... rubschin:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7136015/Mother-25-arrested-DUI-caught-driving-toy-truck-road.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2YIReJhMoU6gVnYjQ-aTxoNjG8fm-CfOXJiyz-AdLo6saohyberMQthK0&fbclid=IwAR0Rsw7jcf27ETzOLn4z4nwJ9H55k3J53vwtY4CJRP1tFcbmY3esSGVjwBM (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7136015/Mother-25-arrested-DUI-caught-driving-toy-truck-road.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2YIReJhMoU6gVnYjQ-aTxoNjG8fm-CfOXJiyz-AdLo6saohyberMQthK0&fbclid=IwAR0Rsw7jcf27ETzOLn4z4nwJ9H55k3J53vwtY4CJRP1tFcbmY3esSGVjwBM)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2019, 12:29:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 13, 2019, 12:04:46 PM
A wife for TMR.... rubschin:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7136015/Mother-25-arrested-DUI-caught-driving-toy-truck-road.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2YIReJhMoU6gVnYjQ-aTxoNjG8fm-CfOXJiyz-AdLo6saohyberMQthK0&fbclid=IwAR0Rsw7jcf27ETzOLn4z4nwJ9H55k3J53vwtY4CJRP1tFcbmY3esSGVjwBM (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7136015/Mother-25-arrested-DUI-caught-driving-toy-truck-road.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2YIReJhMoU6gVnYjQ-aTxoNjG8fm-CfOXJiyz-AdLo6saohyberMQthK0&fbclid=IwAR0Rsw7jcf27ETzOLn4z4nwJ9H55k3J53vwtY4CJRP1tFcbmY3esSGVjwBM)


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2019, 01:08:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 11, 2019, 08:23:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2019, 02:42:54 AM
Am I a bad person for admitting that I'd pay to watch this...  redface:

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight (https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight)
Dunno about pay money but woud certainly watch and hope Tom won

A cutting comment on the radio yesterday was what was behind this story?  Answer:  Bieber has lost media coverage

I'd forgotten just how much of a piss taking bugger Brent Spiner could be.  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7130679/Dick-Van-Dyke-93-playfully-offers-fighting-services-amid-Justin-Bieber-Tom-Cruise-hoopla.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7130679/Dick-Van-Dyke-93-playfully-offers-fighting-services-amid-Justin-Bieber-Tom-Cruise-hoopla.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2019, 02:49:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2019, 01:08:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 11, 2019, 08:23:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2019, 02:42:54 AM
Am I a bad person for admitting that I'd pay to watch this...  redface:

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight (https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight)
Dunno about pay money but woud certainly watch and hope Tom won

A cutting comment on the radio yesterday was what was behind this story?  Answer:  Bieber has lost media coverage

I'd forgotten just how much of a piss taking bugger Brent Spiner could be.  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7130679/Dick-Van-Dyke-93-playfully-offers-fighting-services-amid-Justin-Bieber-Tom-Cruise-hoopla.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7130679/Dick-Van-Dyke-93-playfully-offers-fighting-services-amid-Justin-Bieber-Tom-Cruise-hoopla.html)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2019, 03:16:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 13, 2019, 02:49:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2019, 01:08:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 11, 2019, 08:23:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2019, 02:42:54 AM
Am I a bad person for admitting that I'd pay to watch this...  redface:

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight (https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1138722/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-cage-fight)
Dunno about pay money but woud certainly watch and hope Tom won

A cutting comment on the radio yesterday was what was behind this story?  Answer:  Bieber has lost media coverage

I'd forgotten just how much of a piss taking bugger Brent Spiner could be.  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7130679/Dick-Van-Dyke-93-playfully-offers-fighting-services-amid-Justin-Bieber-Tom-Cruise-hoopla.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7130679/Dick-Van-Dyke-93-playfully-offers-fighting-services-amid-Justin-Bieber-Tom-Cruise-hoopla.html)
lol: lol: lol:

He's never really had roles that show his sense of humour, I only found out because some of the footage of him at conventions came up as a random play in my Chromecast.

http://youtu.be/eQcammV9G1Y (http://youtu.be/eQcammV9G1Y)

Something tells me that he's left 'note to self' messages on Patrick Stewart's voicemail at some point.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2019, 12:48:32 PM
Words fail me....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7148107/Instagram-couple-forced-admit-MUM-works-two-jobs-support-lavish-lifestyle.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7148107/Instagram-couple-forced-admit-MUM-works-two-jobs-support-lavish-lifestyle.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2019, 12:50:24 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7147327/Florida-man-accidentally-bought-foot-wide-strip-grass-auction.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7147327/Florida-man-accidentally-bought-foot-wide-strip-grass-auction.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2019, 12:57:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2019, 12:48:32 PM
Words fail me....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7148107/Instagram-couple-forced-admit-MUM-works-two-jobs-support-lavish-lifestyle.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7148107/Instagram-couple-forced-admit-MUM-works-two-jobs-support-lavish-lifestyle.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2019, 12:59:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2019, 12:50:24 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7147327/Florida-man-accidentally-bought-foot-wide-strip-grass-auction.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7147327/Florida-man-accidentally-bought-foot-wide-strip-grass-auction.html)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2019, 01:01:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2019, 12:59:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2019, 12:50:24 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7147327/Florida-man-accidentally-bought-foot-wide-strip-grass-auction.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7147327/Florida-man-accidentally-bought-foot-wide-strip-grass-auction.html)

happy001

Not a ringing endorsement..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2019, 08:26:46 PM
http://vt.co/entertainment/celebrity/mariah-carey-superfan-surprised-to-receive-cake-with-marie-curies-face-on-it/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR3DE5gNvq1MxyrvvkpjW3ZEGluBiPJ9MMYh3thjbGuHwqUqWO1pjBjVrkE (http://vt.co/entertainment/celebrity/mariah-carey-superfan-surprised-to-receive-cake-with-marie-curies-face-on-it/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR3DE5gNvq1MxyrvvkpjW3ZEGluBiPJ9MMYh3thjbGuHwqUqWO1pjBjVrkE)


 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2019, 08:44:34 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook)



 eeek:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2019, 08:57:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2019, 12:57:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2019, 12:48:32 PM
Words fail me....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7148107/Instagram-couple-forced-admit-MUM-works-two-jobs-support-lavish-lifestyle.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7148107/Instagram-couple-forced-admit-MUM-works-two-jobs-support-lavish-lifestyle.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2019, 04:17:21 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2019, 08:44:34 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook)



 eeek:

 rubschin:

Granted you wouldn't have to worry about punctures any more but the fuel costs alone would mean you would have to have a permanently open wallet...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2019, 04:42:50 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2019, 08:44:34 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook)



 eeek:

 rubschin:

Tank Drool:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2019, 06:36:41 AM
They should do this for the Tory leadership debates....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-48663289 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-48663289)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2019, 08:32:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2019, 06:36:41 AM
They should do this for the Tory leadership debates....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-48663289 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-48663289)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2019, 08:34:18 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2019, 08:44:34 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook)



 eeek:

 rubschin:
eeek:

" police determined the tank currently had no insurance to be on the road in the first place."

So what sort of insurance do you get for a tank?  Third Party Fire and Theft takes on a whole new meaning
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2019, 08:42:50 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 18, 2019, 08:34:18 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2019, 08:44:34 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook)



 eeek:

 rubschin:
eeek:

" police determined the tank currently had no insurance to be on the road in the first place."

So what sort of insurance do you get for a tank?  Third Party Fire and Theft takes on a whole new meaning

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2019, 03:33:31 PM
Kentucky....says it all really....  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7157733/Kentucky-man-eaten-raw-meat-rotten-flesh-decade.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7157733/Kentucky-man-eaten-raw-meat-rotten-flesh-decade.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2019, 03:41:03 PM
I've already accepted that I'm a bad person for laughing at this...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7156127/Woman-burns-cottage-pie-putting-MICROWAVE-45-minutes.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7156127/Woman-burns-cottage-pie-putting-MICROWAVE-45-minutes.html)

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that this person isn't a member of MENSA...

 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2019, 04:01:42 PM
So for the sake of £1 and wokeness you got hammered for £1000 sex discrimination payout facepalm:

Fair play to the guy for donating the money to charity after paying his legal expenses.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/18/man-sues-brewdog-refused-pink-beer-girls-9993150/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 19, 2019, 06:30:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2019, 04:01:42 PM
So for the sake of £1 and wokeness you got hammered for £1000 sex discrimination payout facepalm:

Fair play to the guy for donating the money to charity after paying his legal expenses.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/18/man-sues-brewdog-refused-pink-beer-girls-9993150/
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2019, 11:35:19 AM
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference between Amazon and Netflix.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7164349/20-000-Christians-sign-petition-demanding-Netflix-cancel-Amazons-Good-Omens.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7164349/20-000-Christians-sign-petition-demanding-Netflix-cancel-Amazons-Good-Omens.html)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2019, 02:24:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2019, 11:35:19 AM
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference between Amazon and Netflix.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7164349/20-000-Christians-sign-petition-demanding-Netflix-cancel-Amazons-Good-Omens.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7164349/20-000-Christians-sign-petition-demanding-Netflix-cancel-Amazons-Good-Omens.html)

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

Too late, I've seen it!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2019, 04:59:08 PM
Have we had that weird one about the seal in Scotland that they have trained to sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2019, 05:38:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2019, 04:59:08 PM
Have we had that weird one about the seal in Scotland that they have trained to sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
We have now
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2019, 05:40:16 PM
I will look for a video  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2019, 09:41:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 21, 2019, 02:24:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2019, 11:35:19 AM
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference between Amazon and Netflix.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7164349/20-000-Christians-sign-petition-demanding-Netflix-cancel-Amazons-Good-Omens.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7164349/20-000-Christians-sign-petition-demanding-Netflix-cancel-Amazons-Good-Omens.html)

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol: . . .

lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2019, 11:17:55 PM
Netflix responds...

https://twitter.com/NetflixUK/status/1141787587390201862

Then Amazon makes an appearance

https://twitter.com/PrimeVideo/status/1141829004560723969

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2019, 11:21:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2019, 11:17:55 PM
Netflix responds...

https://twitter.com/NetflixUK/status/1141787587390201862

Then Amazon makes an appearance

https://twitter.com/PrimeVideo/status/1141829004560723969

 lol:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2019, 06:51:51 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 21, 2019, 11:21:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2019, 11:17:55 PM
Netflix responds...

https://twitter.com/NetflixUK/status/1141787587390201862

Then Amazon makes an appearance

https://twitter.com/PrimeVideo/status/1141829004560723969

 lol:
lol: lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2019, 11:42:30 AM
Not a fantastic headline but it is a bit disingenuous.

"Tory leadership chaos as police visit Johnson’s home after neighbour reports row"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2019, 02:51:43 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2019, 11:42:30 AM
Not a fantastic headline but it is a bit disingenuous.

"Tory leadership chaos as police visit Johnson’s home after neighbour reports row"
"Boris wimp for letting bird shout at him"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2019, 03:02:09 PM
Elect the bloke who bravely wrestled with a lass from Greenpeace, you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2019, 03:37:35 PM
'Asked by host, LBC presenter Iain Dale, whether character mattered when choosing a Prime Minister Mr Johnson said: "I don't think people want to hear about that."   Linky (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48728265)

Oh yes we do Boris, we have an near insatiable desire for dirt on public figures. 

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2019, 01:08:14 AM
WTF??? shocked003

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7178289/Viewers-left-horrified-bagging-police-help-man-stabbed-backside.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7178289/Viewers-left-horrified-bagging-police-help-man-stabbed-backside.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2019, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2019, 01:08:14 AM
WTF??? shocked003

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7178289/Viewers-left-horrified-bagging-police-help-man-stabbed-backside.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7178289/Viewers-left-horrified-bagging-police-help-man-stabbed-backside.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2019, 08:16:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 26, 2019, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2019, 01:08:14 AM
WTF??? shocked003

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7178289/Viewers-left-horrified-bagging-police-help-man-stabbed-backside.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7178289/Viewers-left-horrified-bagging-police-help-man-stabbed-backside.html)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 27, 2019, 09:47:50 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/27/women-arrested-in-spain-after-reporting-hitman-they-hired-to-police?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0QX0d8G4wjbf5zGuHKkxCMrVAmIw02zrNA1A0XZJ8BCA8sxe1TGdRYJ0A#Echobox=1561647948 (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/27/women-arrested-in-spain-after-reporting-hitman-they-hired-to-police?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0QX0d8G4wjbf5zGuHKkxCMrVAmIw02zrNA1A0XZJ8BCA8sxe1TGdRYJ0A#Echobox=1561647948)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2019, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2019, 09:47:50 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/27/women-arrested-in-spain-after-reporting-hitman-they-hired-to-police?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0QX0d8G4wjbf5zGuHKkxCMrVAmIw02zrNA1A0XZJ8BCA8sxe1TGdRYJ0A#Echobox=1561647948 (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/27/women-arrested-in-spain-after-reporting-hitman-they-hired-to-police?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0QX0d8G4wjbf5zGuHKkxCMrVAmIw02zrNA1A0XZJ8BCA8sxe1TGdRYJ0A#Echobox=1561647948)

doublefacepalm
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2019, 10:54:00 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 27, 2019, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2019, 09:47:50 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/27/women-arrested-in-spain-after-reporting-hitman-they-hired-to-police?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0QX0d8G4wjbf5zGuHKkxCMrVAmIw02zrNA1A0XZJ8BCA8sxe1TGdRYJ0A#Echobox=1561647948 (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/27/women-arrested-in-spain-after-reporting-hitman-they-hired-to-police?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0QX0d8G4wjbf5zGuHKkxCMrVAmIw02zrNA1A0XZJ8BCA8sxe1TGdRYJ0A#Echobox=1561647948)

doublefacepalm

(https://media.giphy.com/media/NVBPx76q1HRYI/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2019, 03:39:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2019, 10:54:00 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 27, 2019, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 27, 2019, 09:47:50 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/27/women-arrested-in-spain-after-reporting-hitman-they-hired-to-police?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0QX0d8G4wjbf5zGuHKkxCMrVAmIw02zrNA1A0XZJ8BCA8sxe1TGdRYJ0A#Echobox=1561647948 (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/27/women-arrested-in-spain-after-reporting-hitman-they-hired-to-police?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0QX0d8G4wjbf5zGuHKkxCMrVAmIw02zrNA1A0XZJ8BCA8sxe1TGdRYJ0A#Echobox=1561647948)

doublefacepalm

(https://media.giphy.com/media/NVBPx76q1HRYI/giphy.gif)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2019, 03:47:56 AM
Just a thought but how from Nottingham is Broxtowe....?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7190119/Meet-man-keeps-two-lions-garden-Nottinghamshire.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7190119/Meet-man-keeps-two-lions-garden-Nottinghamshire.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2019, 03:55:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2019, 03:47:56 AM
Just a thought but how from Nottingham is Broxtowe....?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7190119/Meet-man-keeps-two-lions-garden-Nottinghamshire.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7190119/Meet-man-keeps-two-lions-garden-Nottinghamshire.html)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2019, 05:58:53 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2019, 09:27:49 AM
Maybe being an oddball is a prerequisite for being a barman........  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7191495/Barman-calls-time-flying-ants-EATING-descend-pool-tables.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7191495/Barman-calls-time-flying-ants-EATING-descend-pool-tables.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2019, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2019, 09:27:49 AM
Maybe being an oddball is a prerequisite for being a barman........  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7191495/Barman-calls-time-flying-ants-EATING-descend-pool-tables.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7191495/Barman-calls-time-flying-ants-EATING-descend-pool-tables.html)
sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2019, 11:10:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2019, 09:27:49 AM
Maybe being an oddball is a prerequisite for being a barman........  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7191495/Barman-calls-time-flying-ants-EATING-descend-pool-tables.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7191495/Barman-calls-time-flying-ants-EATING-descend-pool-tables.html)

 :sick016:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2019, 08:33:56 PM
There is a fine line between bravery and insanity... Donning a brexit supporting t-shirt at Glasto may cross that line.  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7194265/Brave-soul-dons-Love-Brexit-T-shirt-heart-liberal-Glastonbury-Festival.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7194265/Brave-soul-dons-Love-Brexit-T-shirt-heart-liberal-Glastonbury-Festival.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2019, 03:27:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2019, 08:33:56 PM
There is a fine line between bravery and insanity... Donning a brexit supporting t-shirt at Glasto may cross that line.  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7194265/Brave-soul-dons-Love-Brexit-T-shirt-heart-liberal-Glastonbury-Festival.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7194265/Brave-soul-dons-Love-Brexit-T-shirt-heart-liberal-Glastonbury-Festival.html)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2019, 01:46:58 PM
https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/police-called-after-man-kicks-3036741 (https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/police-called-after-man-kicks-3036741)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2019, 01:59:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 01, 2019, 01:46:58 PM
https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/police-called-after-man-kicks-3036741 (https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/police-called-after-man-kicks-3036741)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2019, 08:47:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2019, 01:59:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 01, 2019, 01:46:58 PM
https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/police-called-after-man-kicks-3036741 (https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/police-called-after-man-kicks-3036741)

 noooo:

Having been to Plymouth a few times I can believe it. Truth be told I think it's a shithole that needs to be flattened and rebuilt again.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2019, 02:21:35 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7199789/Israeli-jets-launch-attacks-military-targets-Damascus.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7199789/Israeli-jets-launch-attacks-military-targets-Damascus.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2019, 03:13:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2019, 02:21:35 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7199789/Israeli-jets-launch-attacks-military-targets-Damascus.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7199789/Israeli-jets-launch-attacks-military-targets-Damascus.html)

 eeek:

I know!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2019, 08:05:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 01, 2019, 01:46:58 PM
https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/police-called-after-man-kicks-3036741 (https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/police-called-after-man-kicks-3036741)
Was probably enraged after seeing the shelves selling Black Magic
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2019, 12:03:24 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7205405/Man-completely-covered-TAR-falling-Russian-pit-scraped-razors.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7205405/Man-completely-covered-TAR-falling-Russian-pit-scraped-razors.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 03, 2019, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2019, 12:03:24 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7205405/Man-completely-covered-TAR-falling-Russian-pit-scraped-razors.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7205405/Man-completely-covered-TAR-falling-Russian-pit-scraped-razors.html)

 eeek:
Serves him right for calling Bitmac Tarmac
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2019, 04:40:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 03, 2019, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2019, 12:03:24 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7205405/Man-completely-covered-TAR-falling-Russian-pit-scraped-razors.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7205405/Man-completely-covered-TAR-falling-Russian-pit-scraped-razors.html)

 eeek:
Serves him right for calling Bitmac Tarmac

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2019, 05:25:47 PM
It's the story that keeps on giving ..... razz:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9423718/jon-ross-watson-lotto-winner-camelot-winnings-depressed/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9423718/jon-ross-watson-lotto-winner-camelot-winnings-depressed/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 03, 2019, 06:00:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2019, 05:25:47 PM
It's the story that keeps on giving ..... razz:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9423718/jon-ross-watson-lotto-winner-camelot-winnings-depressed/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9423718/jon-ross-watson-lotto-winner-camelot-winnings-depressed/)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2019, 06:07:23 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2019, 05:25:47 PM
It's the story that keeps on giving ..... razz:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9423718/jon-ross-watson-lotto-winner-camelot-winnings-depressed/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9423718/jon-ross-watson-lotto-winner-camelot-winnings-depressed/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 03, 2019, 10:39:34 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7210797/Man-49-killed-colleague-accidentally-ran-lawnmower-slept.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3RfkolAe6jyPYd3TaZ0coXGrOIIVTgFpw_oYpDt-_09XQViYB6zmzxk2k (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7210797/Man-49-killed-colleague-accidentally-ran-lawnmower-slept.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3RfkolAe6jyPYd3TaZ0coXGrOIIVTgFpw_oYpDt-_09XQViYB6zmzxk2k)



 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2019, 04:13:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 03, 2019, 10:39:34 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7210797/Man-49-killed-colleague-accidentally-ran-lawnmower-slept.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3RfkolAe6jyPYd3TaZ0coXGrOIIVTgFpw_oYpDt-_09XQViYB6zmzxk2k (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7210797/Man-49-killed-colleague-accidentally-ran-lawnmower-slept.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3RfkolAe6jyPYd3TaZ0coXGrOIIVTgFpw_oYpDt-_09XQViYB6zmzxk2k)



 eeek:


 lol: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2019, 08:31:04 AM
 eeek:   D3  (Dakotan Dimwit Darwinism)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2019, 09:28:56 PM
Classy....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7212789/Mother-40-changed-surname-Cameltoe-raucous-Magaluf-holiday.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7212789/Mother-40-changed-surname-Cameltoe-raucous-Magaluf-holiday.html)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2019, 10:05:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2019, 09:28:56 PM
Classy....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7212789/Mother-40-changed-surname-Cameltoe-raucous-Magaluf-holiday.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7212789/Mother-40-changed-surname-Cameltoe-raucous-Magaluf-holiday.html)
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2019, 10:22:29 PM
Penzance, says it all really. I wouldn't be surprised if the idiot saw moonshine in the name and decided to break in to raid the stills...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7213303/Bungling-burglar-gets-arm-stuck-shop-window-smashing.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7213303/Bungling-burglar-gets-arm-stuck-shop-window-smashing.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2019, 11:51:50 PM
Am I going to need a bigger boat.....?  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/04/great-white-sharks-spotted-off-devon-coast-coming-10112097/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 05, 2019, 12:08:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2019, 11:51:50 PM
Am I going to need a bigger boat.....?  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/04/great-white-sharks-spotted-off-devon-coast-coming-10112097/

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2019, 04:23:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2019, 11:51:50 PM
Am I going to need a bigger boat.....?  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/04/great-white-sharks-spotted-off-devon-coast-coming-10112097/

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2019, 09:28:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2019, 10:22:29 PM
Penzance, says it all really. I wouldn't be surprised if the idiot saw moonshine in the name and decided to break in to raid the stills...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7213303/Bungling-burglar-gets-arm-stuck-shop-window-smashing.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7213303/Bungling-burglar-gets-arm-stuck-shop-window-smashing.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)
noooo:

won't have too much difficulty getting the DNA evidence
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2019, 09:29:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2019, 04:23:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2019, 11:51:50 PM
Am I going to need a bigger boat.....?  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/04/great-white-sharks-spotted-off-devon-coast-coming-10112097/

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2019, 12:57:49 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48871096 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48871096)

Lamborghini seized as man claims other uninsured car

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 01:24:13 PM
Mr Darwin sir's mini me?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/27/man-identifies-1820-wears-historical-clothes-10079418/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2019, 01:53:33 PM
I knew a guy who was an architect who specialised in restoring historic buildings. He lived in an early 18th century house in Clerkenwell. He restored it, but clearly without heating, running water or a bathroom or bog. or a working kitchen or electricity as they would be "inauthentic".

He married a friend of mine. She moved in and then had a baby.  The marriage fell apart quite quickly for some reason   rubschin:

He did show her how to heat water in a copper cauldron over a coal fire  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 05, 2019, 02:01:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 05, 2019, 01:53:33 PM
I knew a guy who was an architect who specialised in restoring historic buildings. He lived in an early 18th century house in Clerkenwell. He restored it, but clearly without heating, running water or a bathroom or bog. or a working kitchen or electricity as they would be "inauthentic".

He married a friend of mine. She moved in and then had a baby.  The marriage fell apart quite quickly for some reason   rubschin:

He did show her how to heat water in a copper cauldron over a coal fire  :thumbsup:

Why I am not surprised ................















That they were friends of yours...... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2019, 02:04:19 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2019, 03:18:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2019, 12:57:49 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48871096 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48871096)

Lamborghini seized as man claims other uninsured car

happy001

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 03:20:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2019, 03:18:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2019, 12:57:49 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48871096 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48871096)

Lamborghini seized as man claims other uninsured car

happy001

happy002

Add a flat tyre and it could have been a story about Apey...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2019, 05:20:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 01:24:13 PM
Mr Darwin sir's mini me?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/27/man-identifies-1820-wears-historical-clothes-10079418/

He said: ‘It’s hard for men, we can’t show exuberance but I love what I do and I’m only doing it for my own enjoyment.’

That's Brighton for you.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 05:26:48 PM
20 years? Sounds lenient to me. I hope the ice cream maker takes her for a civil suit as well given that the recall costs could be massive.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 05, 2019, 07:40:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2019, 04:40:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 03, 2019, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2019, 12:03:24 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7205405/Man-completely-covered-TAR-falling-Russian-pit-scraped-razors.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7205405/Man-completely-covered-TAR-falling-Russian-pit-scraped-razors.html)

 eeek:
Serves him right for calling Bitmac Tarmac

 lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol:

(Oh, and a jug of gas oil, a 2" paint brush, a hose and soapy water would have been far quicker and safer)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2019, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 05:26:48 PM
20 years? Sounds lenient to me. I hope the ice cream maker takes her for a civil suit as well given that the recall costs could be massive.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html)
Yep

Throw away the key
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 11:09:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2019, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 05:26:48 PM
20 years? Sounds lenient to me. I hope the ice cream maker takes her for a civil suit as well given that the recall costs could be massive.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html)
Yep

Throw away the key

Saw another report on it earler, apparently pulling stunts like this is slowly becoming the latest challenge craze among Darwin fodder...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2019, 01:01:02 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2019, 05:20:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 01:24:13 PM
Mr Darwin sir's mini me?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/27/man-identifies-1820-wears-historical-clothes-10079418/

He said: ‘It’s hard for men, we can’t show exuberance but I love what I do and I’m only doing it for my own enjoyment.’

That's Brighton for you.

 drumroll:  I got it ........ lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2019, 03:48:42 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48890660 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48890660)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2019, 06:32:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 11:09:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2019, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 05:26:48 PM
20 years? Sounds lenient to me. I hope the ice cream maker takes her for a civil suit as well given that the recall costs could be massive.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html)
Yep

Throw away the key

Saw another report on it earler, apparently pulling stunts like this is slowly becoming the latest challenge craze among Darwin fodder...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7218533/VIDEO-Walmart-shopper-gargles-mouthwash-spits-bottle-RETURNS-shelf.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7218533/VIDEO-Walmart-shopper-gargles-mouthwash-spits-bottle-RETURNS-shelf.html)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2019, 07:35:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2019, 06:32:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 11:09:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2019, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 05:26:48 PM
20 years? Sounds lenient to me. I hope the ice cream maker takes her for a civil suit as well given that the recall costs could be massive.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html)
Yep

Throw away the key

Saw another report on it earler, apparently pulling stunts like this is slowly becoming the latest challenge craze among Darwin fodder...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7218533/VIDEO-Walmart-shopper-gargles-mouthwash-spits-bottle-RETURNS-shelf.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7218533/VIDEO-Walmart-shopper-gargles-mouthwash-spits-bottle-RETURNS-shelf.html)

 sick2:

Kill it!  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2019, 07:50:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2019, 07:35:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2019, 06:32:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 11:09:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2019, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 05:26:48 PM
20 years? Sounds lenient to me. I hope the ice cream maker takes her for a civil suit as well given that the recall costs could be massive.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html)
Yep

Throw away the key

Saw another report on it earler, apparently pulling stunts like this is slowly becoming the latest challenge craze among Darwin fodder...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7218533/VIDEO-Walmart-shopper-gargles-mouthwash-spits-bottle-RETURNS-shelf.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7218533/VIDEO-Walmart-shopper-gargles-mouthwash-spits-bottle-RETURNS-shelf.html)

 sick2:

Kill it!  evil:

Drwoning in mouthwash does seem an appropriate punishment...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 06, 2019, 10:04:06 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 06, 2019, 03:48:42 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48890660 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48890660)
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 06, 2019, 10:04:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2019, 07:50:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2019, 07:35:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2019, 06:32:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 11:09:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2019, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 05:26:48 PM
20 years? Sounds lenient to me. I hope the ice cream maker takes her for a civil suit as well given that the recall costs could be massive.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html)
Yep

Throw away the key

Saw another report on it earler, apparently pulling stunts like this is slowly becoming the latest challenge craze among Darwin fodder...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7218533/VIDEO-Walmart-shopper-gargles-mouthwash-spits-bottle-RETURNS-shelf.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7218533/VIDEO-Walmart-shopper-gargles-mouthwash-spits-bottle-RETURNS-shelf.html)

 sick2:

Kill it!  evil:

Drwoning in mouthwash does seem an appropriate punishment...  rubschin:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2019, 05:12:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 06, 2019, 01:01:02 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2019, 05:20:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 01:24:13 PM
Mr Darwin sir's mini me?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/27/man-identifies-1820-wears-historical-clothes-10079418/

He said: ‘It’s hard for men, we can’t show exuberance but I love what I do and I’m only doing it for my own enjoyment.’

That's Brighton for you.

 drumroll:  I got it ........ lol: lol:
:thumbsup:

Pearls>>Swine  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2019, 06:53:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2019, 05:12:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 06, 2019, 01:01:02 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2019, 05:20:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 01:24:13 PM
Mr Darwin sir's mini me?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/27/man-identifies-1820-wears-historical-clothes-10079418/

He said: ‘It’s hard for men, we can’t show exuberance but I love what I do and I’m only doing it for my own enjoyment.’

That's Brighton for you.

 drumroll:  I got it ........ lol: lol:
:thumbsup:

Pearls>>Swine  noooo:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2019, 08:07:10 PM
200,000 cases of malware or accidental clicking? I believe that the phrase is bullshit.  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/06/parliament-refuses-to-disclose-mps-porn-searches-over-fears-they-will-fall-prey-to-hackers-10125084/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2019, 03:16:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2019, 08:07:10 PM
200,000 cases of malware or accidental clicking? I believe that the phrase is bullshit.  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/06/parliament-refuses-to-disclose-mps-porn-searches-over-fears-they-will-fall-prey-to-hackers-10125084/

200,000 was just Keith Vaz... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2019, 06:03:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2019, 03:16:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2019, 08:07:10 PM
200,000 cases of malware or accidental clicking? I believe that the phrase is bullshit.  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/06/parliament-refuses-to-disclose-mps-porn-searches-over-fears-they-will-fall-prey-to-hackers-10125084/

200,000 was just Keith Vaz... ::)

[Apey]He always struck me as being a useless wanker[/Apey]

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2019, 06:22:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2019, 06:03:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2019, 03:16:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2019, 08:07:10 PM
200,000 cases of malware or accidental clicking? I believe that the phrase is bullshit.  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/06/parliament-refuses-to-disclose-mps-porn-searches-over-fears-they-will-fall-prey-to-hackers-10125084/

200,000 was just Keith Vaz... ::)

[Apey]He always struck me as being a useless wanker[/Apey]

 redface:

 Thumbs:



 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2019, 07:57:24 PM
https://vt.co/news/world/fish-and-chip-shop-closes-down-after-backlash-over-controversial-name/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR0Ek-JtIm77Qnl4hjCiCuU_R6xEiybhdTyHdrk2tZKA_at8OArNWCsr7wA


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2019, 11:46:04 PM
Sounds about right for Cornwall, at least if you want to avoid those places where the gene pool has become a stagnant pond.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7225429/Gardener-40-lives-SHED-Cornwall-SIX-years-rich-second-home-owners.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7225429/Gardener-40-lives-SHED-Cornwall-SIX-years-rich-second-home-owners.html)


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2019, 12:01:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2019, 11:46:04 PM
Sounds about right for Cornwall, at least if you want to avoid those places where the gene pool has become a stagnant pond.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7225429/Gardener-40-lives-SHED-Cornwall-SIX-years-rich-second-home-owners.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7225429/Gardener-40-lives-SHED-Cornwall-SIX-years-rich-second-home-owners.html)

 cussing:  Firstly not exactly a "shed " ...bigger than a caravan .......and the reason she has no f88king money is she wants to be a "writer and musician" ...

Get a real f77king job till you are discovered !!   Banghead

And it's in your Dad's back garden ...so I guess FREE........... Angry9:

F88king Prob a lezzer/veggie too..... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2019, 12:05:47 AM
Property prices in Cornwall have shot up, between second homes, holiday properties and student lets trying to get an affordable place down here is pretty much a non starter unless you want a holiday home you have to vacate for 2 months every year unless you want to live in St Twelvefingers or some other isolated village in the hinterlands.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2019, 12:06:05 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2019, 12:01:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2019, 11:46:04 PM
Sounds about right for Cornwall, at least if you want to avoid those places where the gene pool has become a stagnant pond.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7225429/Gardener-40-lives-SHED-Cornwall-SIX-years-rich-second-home-owners.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7225429/Gardener-40-lives-SHED-Cornwall-SIX-years-rich-second-home-owners.html)

 cussing:  Firstly not exactly a "shed " ...bigger than a caravan .......and the reason she has no f88king money is she wants to be a "writer and musician" ...

Get a real f77king job till you are discovered !!   Banghead

And it's in your Dad's back garden ...so I guess FREE........... Angry9:

F88king Prob a lezzer/veggie too..... noooo:

RANT part 2.........

So living there illegally ...so write a book about it ..and try to sell it ....and THEN contact a daily newspaper so every f77ker knows .......any chance of a job should be done now for sheer f88king stupidity........... cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2019, 12:18:35 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2019, 12:06:05 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2019, 12:01:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2019, 11:46:04 PM
Sounds about right for Cornwall, at least if you want to avoid those places where the gene pool has become a stagnant pond.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7225429/Gardener-40-lives-SHED-Cornwall-SIX-years-rich-second-home-owners.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7225429/Gardener-40-lives-SHED-Cornwall-SIX-years-rich-second-home-owners.html)

 cussing:  Firstly not exactly a "shed " ...bigger than a caravan .......and the reason she has no f88king money is she wants to be a "writer and musician" ...

Get a real f77king job till you are discovered !!   Banghead

And it's in your Dad's back garden ...so I guess FREE........... Angry9:

F88king Prob a lezzer/veggie too..... noooo:

RANT part 2.........

So living there illegally ...so write a book about it ..and try to sell it ....and THEN contact a daily newspaper so every f77ker knows .......any chance of a job should be done now for sheer f88king stupidity........... cussing:

I don't disagree with you, just saying that there is a problem down here.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2019, 12:40:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2019, 12:18:35 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2019, 12:06:05 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2019, 12:01:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2019, 11:46:04 PM
Sounds about right for Cornwall, at least if you want to avoid those places where the gene pool has become a stagnant pond.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7225429/Gardener-40-lives-SHED-Cornwall-SIX-years-rich-second-home-owners.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7225429/Gardener-40-lives-SHED-Cornwall-SIX-years-rich-second-home-owners.html)

 cussing:  Firstly not exactly a "shed " ...bigger than a caravan .......and the reason she has no f88king money is she wants to be a "writer and musician" ...

Get a real f77king job till you are discovered !!   Banghead

And it's in your Dad's back garden ...so I guess FREE........... Angry9:

F88king Prob a lezzer/veggie too..... noooo:

RANT part 2.........

So living there illegally ...so write a book about it ..and try to sell it ....and THEN contact a daily newspaper so every f77ker knows .......any chance of a job should be done now for sheer f88king stupidity........... cussing:

I don't disagree with you, just saying that there is a problem down here.

Yeah , I know as is common knowledge my father used to live there ...(step-mum still does and I found out today if i out-live her ...I will own a house in Tregony !!)..

But she is the wrong person to highlight this ....if it was someone trying to "climb the ladder"  in a normal way ..I would have all sympathy ....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2019, 11:20:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2019, 11:46:04 PM
Sounds about right for Cornwall, at least if you want to avoid those places where the gene pool has become a stagnant pond.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7225429/Gardener-40-lives-SHED-Cornwall-SIX-years-rich-second-home-owners.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7225429/Gardener-40-lives-SHED-Cornwall-SIX-years-rich-second-home-owners.html)
I've heard this 'pricing out' from other sources too

How bad is it getting?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2019, 11:51:40 AM
Where I am, between the holiday homes and the properties bought up to be converted into student housing I gave up on getting on the property ladder years ago. As much as the local council makes noise about HMOs they have done absolutely bugger all about it.

Unless you want to hamstring yourself by either getting a static caravan (£60-70k+) or forking out for a holiday home you can only stay in for 10 months a year (£150k+) you are realistically looking at £450-500k on the low end if you are lucky so for a first time buyer given the average salaries and wages down here you are pretty much buggered even if you are desperate enough to try for a 100% mortgage.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2019, 12:38:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2019, 11:51:40 AM
Where I am, between the holiday homes and the properties bought up to be converted into student housing I gave up on getting on the property ladder years ago. As much as the local council makes noise about HMOs they have done absolutely bugger all about it.

Unless you want to hamstring yourself by either getting a static caravan (£60-70k+) or forking out for a holiday home you can only stay in for 10 months a year (£150k+) you are realistically looking at £450-500k on the low end if you are lucky so for a first time buyer given the average salaries and wages down here you are pretty much buggered even if you are desperate enough to try for a 100% mortgage.
noooo:  not good at all

Worse than the South East and at least that's by one home owners
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2019, 05:49:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 09, 2019, 12:38:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2019, 11:51:40 AM
Where I am, between the holiday homes and the properties bought up to be converted into student housing I gave up on getting on the property ladder years ago. As much as the local council makes noise about HMOs they have done absolutely bugger all about it.

Unless you want to hamstring yourself by either getting a static caravan (£60-70k+) or forking out for a holiday home you can only stay in for 10 months a year (£150k+) you are realistically looking at £450-500k on the low end if you are lucky so for a first time buyer given the average salaries and wages down here you are pretty much buggered even if you are desperate enough to try for a 100% mortgage.
noooo:  not good at all

Worse than the South East and at least that's by one home owners

The council wanted a university because they thought the increased student numbers would have money rolling in throughout the year not just during the tourist season or from retirees who have moved down here to make up for the lost income from exorbitant business rates (usually at least as high as the building rent) due to the amount of places closing down, Hell even M&S shut down and left and that place was an institution here since 1933. Unfortunately they were so blinded by the thought of the money they never considered the infrastructure upgrades that would need to be in place for a massive increase in numbers for it to be both viable for the students and fair for the existing population. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2019, 03:07:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2019, 05:49:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 09, 2019, 12:38:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2019, 11:51:40 AM
Where I am, between the holiday homes and the properties bought up to be converted into student housing I gave up on getting on the property ladder years ago. As much as the local council makes noise about HMOs they have done absolutely bugger all about it.

Unless you want to hamstring yourself by either getting a static caravan (£60-70k+) or forking out for a holiday home you can only stay in for 10 months a year (£150k+) you are realistically looking at £450-500k on the low end if you are lucky so for a first time buyer given the average salaries and wages down here you are pretty much buggered even if you are desperate enough to try for a 100% mortgage.
noooo:  not good at all

Worse than the South East and at least that's by one home owners

The council wanted a university because they thought the increased student numbers would have money rolling in throughout the year not just during the tourist season or from retirees who have moved down here to make up for the lost income from exorbitant business rates (usually at least as high as the building rent) due to the amount of places closing down, Hell even M&S shut down and left and that place was an institution here since 1933. Unfortunately they were so blinded by the thought of the money they never considered the infrastructure upgrades that would need to be in place for a massive increase in numbers for it to be both viable for the students and fair for the existing population.

Councils everywhere are an utter joke...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2019, 06:28:30 AM
Damn Apey, looks like you missed out here...  noooo:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/07/09/Distillerys-nearly-200-gallon-Caesar-cocktail-breaks-Guinness-record/2711562682331/ (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/07/09/Distillerys-nearly-200-gallon-Caesar-cocktail-breaks-Guinness-record/2711562682331/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 11, 2019, 08:49:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2019, 06:28:30 AM
Damn Apey, looks like you missed out here...  noooo:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/07/09/Distillerys-nearly-200-gallon-Caesar-cocktail-breaks-Guinness-record/2711562682331/ (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/07/09/Distillerys-nearly-200-gallon-Caesar-cocktail-breaks-Guinness-record/2711562682331/)
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2019, 09:10:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 11, 2019, 08:49:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2019, 06:28:30 AM
Damn Apey, looks like you missed out here...  noooo:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/07/09/Distillerys-nearly-200-gallon-Caesar-cocktail-breaks-Guinness-record/2711562682331/ (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/07/09/Distillerys-nearly-200-gallon-Caesar-cocktail-breaks-Guinness-record/2711562682331/)
eeek:

You don't think he would have tried to blag the lot if he'd had the chance?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2019, 10:57:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2019, 06:28:30 AM
Damn Apey, looks like you missed out here...  noooo:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/07/09/Distillerys-nearly-200-gallon-Caesar-cocktail-breaks-Guinness-record/2711562682331/ (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/07/09/Distillerys-nearly-200-gallon-Caesar-cocktail-breaks-Guinness-record/2711562682331/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2019, 04:05:20 AM
As much as you are complaining about the heat Apey, it could be worse...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/07/11/Venomous-cobra-found-inside-mans-bedroom-fan/7321562861477/?sl=3 (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/07/11/Venomous-cobra-found-inside-mans-bedroom-fan/7321562861477/?sl=3)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2019, 07:12:36 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7239973/Mexican-man-stabbed-eye-knife-row-parking-space.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7239973/Mexican-man-stabbed-eye-knife-row-parking-space.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 12, 2019, 08:22:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2019, 07:12:36 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7239973/Mexican-man-stabbed-eye-knife-row-parking-space.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7239973/Mexican-man-stabbed-eye-knife-row-parking-space.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2019, 08:45:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 12, 2019, 08:22:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2019, 07:12:36 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7239973/Mexican-man-stabbed-eye-knife-row-parking-space.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7239973/Mexican-man-stabbed-eye-knife-row-parking-space.html)

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Shocked:

Holy fuck!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2019, 04:14:02 AM
WTF??? I...........I just.....................The Lion King is a story of fascism??? The Pride Rock represents Trump Tower Banghead

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/07/10/lion-king-is-fascistic-story-no-remake-can-change-that/?utm_term=.ddbf69ba21e4 (https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/07/10/lion-king-is-fascistic-story-no-remake-can-change-that/?utm_term=.ddbf69ba21e4)

The idiot that wrote this is in desperate need of a rectal craniotomy  noooo:

Some corking responses in the comment section though.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2019, 04:17:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2019, 04:14:02 AM
WTF??? I...........I just.....................The Lion King is a story of fascism??? The Pride Rock represents Trump Tower Banghead

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/07/10/lion-king-is-fascistic-story-no-remake-can-change-that/?utm_term=.ddbf69ba21e4 (https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/07/10/lion-king-is-fascistic-story-no-remake-can-change-that/?utm_term=.ddbf69ba21e4)

The idiot that wrote this is in desperate need of a rectal craniotomy  noooo:

Some corking responses in the comment section though.

They can see offence in literally everything now...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2019, 10:03:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2019, 04:14:02 AM
WTF??? I...........I just.....................The Lion King is a story of fascism??? The Pride Rock represents Trump Tower Banghead

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/07/10/lion-king-is-fascistic-story-no-remake-can-change-that/?utm_term=.ddbf69ba21e4 (https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/07/10/lion-king-is-fascistic-story-no-remake-can-change-that/?utm_term=.ddbf69ba21e4)

The idiot that wrote this is in desperate need of a rectal craniotomy  noooo:

Some corking responses in the comment section though.
i wonder what he says about Bambi
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2019, 04:42:27 PM
Strangely enough, so far Bambi is noticeably absent from Disney's remake list.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2019, 03:28:52 PM
The moment that Cortez made her infamous statement comparing ICE detention facilities to concentration camps I knew something like this was only a matter of time.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/tacoma-ice-police-shooting-washington-willem-van-spronsen-antifa-detention-centre-a9004131.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/tacoma-ice-police-shooting-washington-willem-van-spronsen-antifa-detention-centre-a9004131.html)

It's only going to get worse from here.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2019, 03:50:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2019, 03:28:52 PM
The moment that Cortez made her infamous statement comparing ICE detention facilities to concentration camps I knew something like this was only a matter of time.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/tacoma-ice-police-shooting-washington-willem-van-spronsen-antifa-detention-centre-a9004131.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/tacoma-ice-police-shooting-washington-willem-van-spronsen-antifa-detention-centre-a9004131.html)

It's only going to get worse from here.

Yep...  cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2019, 06:13:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2019, 03:50:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2019, 03:28:52 PM
The moment that Cortez made her infamous statement comparing ICE detention facilities to concentration camps I knew something like this was only a matter of time.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/tacoma-ice-police-shooting-washington-willem-van-spronsen-antifa-detention-centre-a9004131.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/tacoma-ice-police-shooting-washington-willem-van-spronsen-antifa-detention-centre-a9004131.html)

It's only going to get worse from here.

Yep...  cry:

Coming so soon after the Andy Ngo attack this escalation scares the hell out of me. I've got family living over there.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2019, 03:57:22 PM
So curing alcoholics by giving them ecstasy, what's the worst that could happen...  noooo:

Quote
The study combined weekly psychotherapy sessions with monthly sessions in which they took MDMA – a form of ecstasy – and had therapy while high.

One said they felt more confident and 'energised', another said 'everything is so much clearer', while a third added 'a weight has been lifted off my shoulders'.


Am I being overly cynical for thinking they will just move from booze to drugs now?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2019, 04:10:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2019, 03:57:22 PM
So curing alcoholics by giving them ecstasy, what's the worst that could happen...  noooo:

Quote
The study combined weekly psychotherapy sessions with monthly sessions in which they took MDMA – a form of ecstasy – and had therapy while high.

One said they felt more confident and 'energised', another said 'everything is so much clearer', while a third added 'a weight has been lifted off my shoulders'.


Am I being overly cynical for thinking they will just move from booze to drugs now?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html)

Try drugs you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2019, 04:26:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2019, 04:10:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2019, 03:57:22 PM
So curing alcoholics by giving them ecstasy, what's the worst that could happen...  noooo:

Quote
The study combined weekly psychotherapy sessions with monthly sessions in which they took MDMA – a form of ecstasy – and had therapy while high.

One said they felt more confident and 'energised', another said 'everything is so much clearer', while a third added 'a weight has been lifted off my shoulders'.


Am I being overly cynical for thinking they will just move from booze to drugs now?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html)

Try drugs you say...?  rubschin:
And wash them down with booze?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2019, 05:00:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2019, 04:26:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2019, 04:10:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2019, 03:57:22 PM
So curing alcoholics by giving them ecstasy, what's the worst that could happen...  noooo:

Quote
The study combined weekly psychotherapy sessions with monthly sessions in which they took MDMA – a form of ecstasy – and had therapy while high.

One said they felt more confident and 'energised', another said 'everything is so much clearer', while a third added 'a weight has been lifted off my shoulders'.


Am I being overly cynical for thinking they will just move from booze to drugs now?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html)

Try drugs you say...?  rubschin:
And wash them down with booze?

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2019, 05:10:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2019, 05:00:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2019, 04:26:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2019, 04:10:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2019, 03:57:22 PM
So curing alcoholics by giving them ecstasy, what's the worst that could happen...  noooo:

Quote
The study combined weekly psychotherapy sessions with monthly sessions in which they took MDMA – a form of ecstasy – and had therapy while high.

One said they felt more confident and 'energised', another said 'everything is so much clearer', while a third added 'a weight has been lifted off my shoulders'.


Am I being overly cynical for thinking they will just move from booze to drugs now?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html)

Try drugs you say...?  rubschin:
And wash them down with booze?

 Thumbs:

You do enough damage just on collapso if half of the stories are anything to go by...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2019, 05:35:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2019, 05:10:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2019, 05:00:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2019, 04:26:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2019, 04:10:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2019, 03:57:22 PM
So curing alcoholics by giving them ecstasy, what's the worst that could happen...  noooo:

Quote
The study combined weekly psychotherapy sessions with monthly sessions in which they took MDMA – a form of ecstasy – and had therapy while high.

One said they felt more confident and 'energised', another said 'everything is so much clearer', while a third added 'a weight has been lifted off my shoulders'.


Am I being overly cynical for thinking they will just move from booze to drugs now?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html)

Try drugs you say...?  rubschin:
And wash them down with booze?

 Thumbs:

You do enough damage just on collapso if half of the stories are anything to go by...  noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2019, 10:50:44 PM
That settles it, I'm staying out of the bloody water...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7249849/Divers-awestruck-encounter-monster-jellyfish-big-Cornish-coast.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7249849/Divers-awestruck-encounter-monster-jellyfish-big-Cornish-coast.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2019, 03:48:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2019, 10:50:44 PM
That settles it, I'm staying out of the bloody water...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7249849/Divers-awestruck-encounter-monster-jellyfish-big-Cornish-coast.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7249849/Divers-awestruck-encounter-monster-jellyfish-big-Cornish-coast.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2019, 04:25:47 AM
Millennial Writer Cries at Work, Puts Mother on Speakerphone after Editor Corrects Her Spelling (https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/millennial-writer-cries-for-mother-at-work-when-editor-corrects-her-spelling/?utm_source=pjmedia&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl_pm&newsletterad=&bcid=45a474e92b455c3aa731509746c20531&recip=28441910)

FFS! What chance does she have of doing anything productive in her life...  noooo:


...apart from breeding obvs. facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2019, 05:02:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 16, 2019, 04:25:47 AM
Millennial Writer Cries at Work, Puts Mother on Speakerphone after Editor Corrects Her Spelling (https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/millennial-writer-cries-for-mother-at-work-when-editor-corrects-her-spelling/?utm_source=pjmedia&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl_pm&newsletterad=&bcid=45a474e92b455c3aa731509746c20531&recip=28441910)

FFS! What chance does she have of doing anything productive in her life...  noooo:


...apart from breeding obvs. facepalm:

You need to look at the bigger picture BM, this is the future of civilisation. Educashun at it's finest, can't spell but I'd put money on them being able to come up with tons of reasons why their boss is sexist/ageist/racist/religionist/ectist (delete as approproate).

If you want to really depress yourself go on to Google and type 'men can' then look at what shows in the drop down.

Basically we are fucked  surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2019, 09:40:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2019, 05:02:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 16, 2019, 04:25:47 AM
Millennial Writer Cries at Work, Puts Mother on Speakerphone after Editor Corrects Her Spelling (https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/millennial-writer-cries-for-mother-at-work-when-editor-corrects-her-spelling/?utm_source=pjmedia&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl_pm&newsletterad=&bcid=45a474e92b455c3aa731509746c20531&recip=28441910)

FFS! What chance does she have of doing anything productive in her life...  noooo:


...apart from breeding obvs. facepalm:

You need to look at the bigger picture BM, this is the future of civilisation. Educashun at it's finest, can't spell but I'd put money on them being able to come up with tons of reasons why their boss is sexist/ageist/racist/religionist/ectist (delete as approproate).

If you want to really depress yourself go on to Google and type 'men can' then look at what shows in the drop down.

Basically we are fucked  surrender:
doomed we are
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2019, 12:12:44 AM
https://vt.co/news/man-arrested-trying-to-smuggle-drugs-into-spain-under-his-wig/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR2s39MSRaT4OPRN--4EF5hKakJIIYMpwInE2e3--AUn45bGLAIb3kjkH28

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2019, 05:08:12 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 17, 2019, 12:12:44 AM
https://vt.co/news/man-arrested-trying-to-smuggle-drugs-into-spain-under-his-wig/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR2s39MSRaT4OPRN--4EF5hKakJIIYMpwInE2e3--AUn45bGLAIb3kjkH28

 rubschin:

happy001










 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2019, 11:17:55 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7255853/Woman-killed-couple-fall-ninth-floor-having-sex-Russia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7255853/Woman-killed-couple-fall-ninth-floor-having-sex-Russia.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2019, 01:24:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2019, 11:17:55 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7255853/Woman-killed-couple-fall-ninth-floor-having-sex-Russia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7255853/Woman-killed-couple-fall-ninth-floor-having-sex-Russia.html)

 noooo:

One hellova bang....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2019, 04:36:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2019, 01:24:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2019, 11:17:55 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7255853/Woman-killed-couple-fall-ninth-floor-having-sex-Russia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7255853/Woman-killed-couple-fall-ninth-floor-having-sex-Russia.html)

 noooo:

One hellova bang....  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2019, 05:02:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2019, 04:36:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2019, 01:24:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2019, 11:17:55 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7255853/Woman-killed-couple-fall-ninth-floor-having-sex-Russia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7255853/Woman-killed-couple-fall-ninth-floor-having-sex-Russia.html)

 noooo:

One hellova bang....  noooo:

Do you think the earth moved for them...?  redface:
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2019, 05:42:12 PM
 rubschin:  did I say that ^

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2019, 05:43:45 PM
Woman to be billed £85k for disrupting flight

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-49017838 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-49017838)

 :thumbsup:


I do so hope those Extinction Rebellion people are watching.  Fly a drone near Heathrow, lose your house.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2019, 07:16:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2019, 05:43:45 PM
Woman to be billed £85k for disrupting flight

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-49017838 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-49017838)

 :thumbsup:


I do so hope those Extinction Rebellion people are watching.  Fly a drone near Heathrow, lose your house.

Splendid!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2019, 09:06:43 PM
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/man-arrested-civil-war-cannon.html?fbclid=IwAR0Y8xZoTMHqCdealoe7Fc30yG6HLJk3zp2RzW7h6ydmlKLsQH8DlMxv9xY (https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/man-arrested-civil-war-cannon.html?fbclid=IwAR0Y8xZoTMHqCdealoe7Fc30yG6HLJk3zp2RzW7h6ydmlKLsQH8DlMxv9xY)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2019, 09:28:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 17, 2019, 09:06:43 PM
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/man-arrested-civil-war-cannon.html?fbclid=IwAR0Y8xZoTMHqCdealoe7Fc30yG6HLJk3zp2RzW7h6ydmlKLsQH8DlMxv9xY (https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/man-arrested-civil-war-cannon.html?fbclid=IwAR0Y8xZoTMHqCdealoe7Fc30yG6HLJk3zp2RzW7h6ydmlKLsQH8DlMxv9xY)
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2019, 10:53:49 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2019, 09:28:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 17, 2019, 09:06:43 PM
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/man-arrested-civil-war-cannon.html?fbclid=IwAR0Y8xZoTMHqCdealoe7Fc30yG6HLJk3zp2RzW7h6ydmlKLsQH8DlMxv9xY (https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/man-arrested-civil-war-cannon.html?fbclid=IwAR0Y8xZoTMHqCdealoe7Fc30yG6HLJk3zp2RzW7h6ydmlKLsQH8DlMxv9xY)
eeek:

Quote
While it is not illegal to own a cannon in New York State

That could end up changing the tone of drive by shootings...  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2019, 04:36:57 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2019, 09:28:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 17, 2019, 09:06:43 PM
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/man-arrested-civil-war-cannon.html?fbclid=IwAR0Y8xZoTMHqCdealoe7Fc30yG6HLJk3zp2RzW7h6ydmlKLsQH8DlMxv9xY (https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/man-arrested-civil-war-cannon.html?fbclid=IwAR0Y8xZoTMHqCdealoe7Fc30yG6HLJk3zp2RzW7h6ydmlKLsQH8DlMxv9xY)
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2019, 08:13:48 AM
One hell of a voyage for a hell of a plane  :thumbsup:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7257757/British-pair-fly-newly-restored-Spitfire-27-000-miles-world.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7257757/British-pair-fly-newly-restored-Spitfire-27-000-miles-world.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2019, 09:32:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2019, 08:13:48 AM
One hell of a voyage for a hell of a plane  :thumbsup:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7257757/British-pair-fly-newly-restored-Spitfire-27-000-miles-world.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7257757/British-pair-fly-newly-restored-Spitfire-27-000-miles-world.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

Awesome!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2019, 11:39:17 AM
Politician Pushing ‘Gender Neutral’ Toilets Charged with Child Sex Crimes (https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/18/politician-pushing-gender-neutral-toilets-charged-child-sex-crimes/)


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2019, 11:59:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2019, 11:39:17 AM
Politician Pushing ‘Gender Neutral’ Toilets Charged with Child Sex Crimes (https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/18/politician-pushing-gender-neutral-toilets-charged-child-sex-crimes/)


 noooo:
Well at least they caught that one

So many more feckwits and pervs to purge though
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2019, 01:37:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2019, 11:39:17 AM
Politician Pushing ‘Gender Neutral’ Toilets Charged with Child Sex Crimes (https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/18/politician-pushing-gender-neutral-toilets-charged-child-sex-crimes/)


 noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2019, 04:25:46 PM
The all new music craze...........heavy metal...............................................knitting? WTF???  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/abkGXxUs-mw (http://youtu.be/abkGXxUs-mw)

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/finland-heavy-metal-knitting-world-championship (https://www.foxnews.com/sports/finland-heavy-metal-knitting-world-championship)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2019, 10:15:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2019, 04:25:46 PM
The all new music craze...........heavy metal...............................................knitting? WTF???  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/abkGXxUs-mw (http://youtu.be/abkGXxUs-mw)

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/finland-heavy-metal-knitting-world-championship (https://www.foxnews.com/sports/finland-heavy-metal-knitting-world-championship)

Yeah saw that on Dj site ...thought it was a spoof....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2019, 01:20:09 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 18, 2019, 10:15:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2019, 04:25:46 PM
The all new music craze...........heavy metal...............................................knitting? WTF???  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/abkGXxUs-mw (http://youtu.be/abkGXxUs-mw)

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/finland-heavy-metal-knitting-world-championship (https://www.foxnews.com/sports/finland-heavy-metal-knitting-world-championship)

Yeah saw that on Dj site ...thought it was a spoof....... noooo:

try setting it up as a game the next time you have a scum gig, what's the worst alcohol and knitting needles could lead to.....  Sinister:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2019, 08:35:41 AM
Met officer admits using grieving family's cable TV to order porn
 (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/19/met-officer-admits-using-grieving-familys-cable-tv-to-order-porn)

*BOGGLE*  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2019, 10:02:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 19, 2019, 08:35:41 AM
Met officer admits using grieving family's cable TV to order porn
 (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/19/met-officer-admits-using-grieving-familys-cable-tv-to-order-porn)

*BOGGLE*  eeek:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2019, 11:15:20 PM
BM's hair? Nick's common sense? Apey's wallet? rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7264743/From-balls-lost-fence-discontinued-sweets-Twitter-imagines-Area-51.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7264743/From-balls-lost-fence-discontinued-sweets-Twitter-imagines-Area-51.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2019, 03:17:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2019, 11:15:20 PM
BM's hair? Nick's common sense? Apey's wallet? rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7264743/From-balls-lost-fence-discontinued-sweets-Twitter-imagines-Area-51.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7264743/From-balls-lost-fence-discontinued-sweets-Twitter-imagines-Area-51.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2019, 04:35:48 AM
Was it a white van perchance?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7265763/Emily-Thornberry-hospital-knocked-bike-just-yards-Parliament.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7265763/Emily-Thornberry-hospital-knocked-bike-just-yards-Parliament.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2019, 05:08:21 AM
Damn, if I'd known about this I'd have chanced my arm for gear to bung on Ebay at a later date.  Banghead

 Banghead

https://techxplore.com/news/2019-07-shoppers-amazon-prime-day-glitch.html

The worst that would have happened would be that they pulled a Dell and cancelled the sale. (They once managed to cock up their website so badly that ADDING extras to their most expensive laptop reduced the price to the point that £2500 worth of computer cost £56)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2019, 05:35:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2019, 04:35:48 AM
Was it a white van perchance?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7265763/Emily-Thornberry-hospital-knocked-bike-just-yards-Parliament.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7265763/Emily-Thornberry-hospital-knocked-bike-just-yards-Parliament.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

Wouldn't that be wonderful!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2019, 05:38:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2019, 05:08:21 AM
Damn, if I'd known about this I'd have chanced my arm for gear to bung on Ebay at a later date.  Banghead

 Banghead

https://techxplore.com/news/2019-07-shoppers-amazon-prime-day-glitch.html

The worst that would have happened would be that they pulled a Dell and cancelled the sale. (They once managed to cock up their website so badly that ADDING extras to their most expensive laptop reduced the price to the point that £2500 worth of computer cost £56)

Jeebus, why would people post about it until they got the goods in their hands...?  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2019, 09:47:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2019, 03:17:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2019, 11:15:20 PM
BM's hair? Nick's common sense? Apey's wallet? rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7264743/From-balls-lost-fence-discontinued-sweets-Twitter-imagines-Area-51.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7264743/From-balls-lost-fence-discontinued-sweets-Twitter-imagines-Area-51.html)

 lol: lol: lol:

 evil:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2019, 04:55:19 AM
Am I a bad person for wondering what the problem is and why should she be moved.....?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7268917/Rose-West-moved-prison-serial-killer-Joanna-Dennehy-threatened-murder-her.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7268917/Rose-West-moved-prison-serial-killer-Joanna-Dennehy-threatened-murder-her.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2019, 06:22:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2019, 04:55:19 AM
Am I a bad person for wondering what the problem is and why should she be moved.....?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7268917/Rose-West-moved-prison-serial-killer-Joanna-Dennehy-threatened-murder-her.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7268917/Rose-West-moved-prison-serial-killer-Joanna-Dennehy-threatened-murder-her.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

they could televise the fight to the death!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2019, 12:31:32 AM
When drug dealers decide to take the piss...

https://www.newsweek.com/marijuana-farm-police-station-cannabis-1447567 (https://www.newsweek.com/marijuana-farm-police-station-cannabis-1447567)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2019, 04:07:34 AM
Well they do say the Lord works in mysterious ways...  redface:

http://youtu.be/rcaDO7SY4-4 (http://youtu.be/rcaDO7SY4-4)

Honk if you think Antifa are arseholes...  redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2019, 04:32:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2019, 12:31:32 AM
When drug dealers decide to take the piss...

https://www.newsweek.com/marijuana-farm-police-station-cannabis-1447567 (https://www.newsweek.com/marijuana-farm-police-station-cannabis-1447567)

Amazing that it was emptied just before the raid... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2019, 07:47:43 AM
For some reason the line from Silence of the Lambs "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again" comes to mind...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270441/Worlds-niche-housemate-ad-happy-naked-not-wear-deodorant-healing-plants.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270441/Worlds-niche-housemate-ad-happy-naked-not-wear-deodorant-healing-plants.html)

Quote
Tomas De Torquemada wrote: 'I'm worried about the "naked + no deodorant" thing. Surely that will mean sweat dripping from armpits and not being soaked up by clothing? Will there be a slip hazard.'

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2019, 07:52:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2019, 07:47:43 AM
For some reason the line from Silence of the Lambs "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again" comes to mind...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270441/Worlds-niche-housemate-ad-happy-naked-not-wear-deodorant-healing-plants.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270441/Worlds-niche-housemate-ad-happy-naked-not-wear-deodorant-healing-plants.html)

Quote
Tomas De Torquemada wrote: 'I'm worried about the "naked + no deodorant" thing. Surely that will mean sweat dripping from armpits and not being soaked up by clothing? Will there be a slip hazard.'

 sick2:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2019, 08:11:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2019, 04:07:34 AM
Well they do say the Lord works in mysterious ways...  redface:

http://youtu.be/rcaDO7SY4-4 (http://youtu.be/rcaDO7SY4-4)

Honk if you think Antifa are arseholes...  redface: redface:
Ouch!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2019, 08:13:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 22, 2019, 07:52:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2019, 07:47:43 AM
For some reason the line from Silence of the Lambs "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again" comes to mind...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270441/Worlds-niche-housemate-ad-happy-naked-not-wear-deodorant-healing-plants.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270441/Worlds-niche-housemate-ad-happy-naked-not-wear-deodorant-healing-plants.html)

Quote
Tomas De Torquemada wrote: 'I'm worried about the "naked + no deodorant" thing. Surely that will mean sweat dripping from armpits and not being soaked up by clothing? Will there be a slip hazard.'

 sick2:

 noooo:
  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2019, 08:14:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 22, 2019, 08:11:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2019, 04:07:34 AM
Well they do say the Lord works in mysterious ways...  redface:

http://youtu.be/rcaDO7SY4-4 (http://youtu.be/rcaDO7SY4-4)

Honk if you think Antifa are arseholes...  redface: redface:
Ouch!

Dickhead should have looked before running across the road. I know that Antifa tend to recruit from the shallow end of the gene pool but even so...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2019, 03:11:21 PM
Just how bleedin deluded do you have to be to stand up in front of an audience and demand a $20 minimum wage days after it had been raised to $15 despite estimates that it could cost up to 3.7 million jobs.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-calls-for-20-an-hour-minimum-wage (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-calls-for-20-an-hour-minimum-wage)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2019, 03:13:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2019, 03:11:21 PM
Just how bleedin deluded do you have to be to stand up in front of an audience and demand a $20 minimum wage days after it had been raised to $15 despite estimates that it could cost up to 3.7 million jobs.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-calls-for-20-an-hour-minimum-wage (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-calls-for-20-an-hour-minimum-wage)

Why stop at $20...? Why not $100...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2019, 03:28:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2019, 03:13:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2019, 03:11:21 PM
Just how bleedin deluded do you have to be to stand up in front of an audience and demand a $20 minimum wage days after it had been raised to $15 despite estimates that it could cost up to 3.7 million jobs.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-calls-for-20-an-hour-minimum-wage (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-calls-for-20-an-hour-minimum-wage)

Why stop at $20...? Why not $100...? ::)
You are Jeremy Corbyn and I claim my 5 red flags  ;)

Bollocks isn't it.  When will people get their heads around the problem instead of the symptom?  And the problem is we have over a million people (and the US even more) that aren't worth employing at NMW rate per hour.  Raise it and even more won't be worth legallly employing
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2019, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 23, 2019, 03:28:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2019, 03:13:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2019, 03:11:21 PM
Just how bleedin deluded do you have to be to stand up in front of an audience and demand a $20 minimum wage days after it had been raised to $15 despite estimates that it could cost up to 3.7 million jobs.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-calls-for-20-an-hour-minimum-wage (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-calls-for-20-an-hour-minimum-wage)

Why stop at $20...? Why not $100...? ::)
You are Jeremy Corbyn and I claim my 5 red flags  ;)

Bollocks isn't it.  When will people get their heads around the problem instead of the symptom?  And the problem is we have over a million people (and the US even more) that aren't worth employing at NMW rate per hour.  Raise it and even more won't be worth legallly employing

I forgot to add that Bernie Sanders has also been buggered by the minimum wage row as while he's happy to call for it across the board he had to pull a fast one and cut staff hours in order for them to make that amount.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2019, 04:19:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2019, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 23, 2019, 03:28:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2019, 03:13:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2019, 03:11:21 PM
Just how bleedin deluded do you have to be to stand up in front of an audience and demand a $20 minimum wage days after it had been raised to $15 despite estimates that it could cost up to 3.7 million jobs.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-calls-for-20-an-hour-minimum-wage (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-calls-for-20-an-hour-minimum-wage)

Why stop at $20...? Why not $100...? ::)
You are Jeremy Corbyn and I claim my 5 red flags  ;)

Bollocks isn't it.  When will people get their heads around the problem instead of the symptom?  And the problem is we have over a million people (and the US even more) that aren't worth employing at NMW rate per hour.  Raise it and even more won't be worth legallly employing

I forgot to add that Bernie Sanders has also been buggered by the minimum wage row as while he's happy to call for it across the board he had to pull a fast one and cut staff hours in order for them to make that amount.  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:  serves him right.  But then people lost their jobs  evil:   A job is far more than a way of getting wages
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2019, 09:38:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 23, 2019, 04:19:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2019, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 23, 2019, 03:28:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2019, 03:13:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2019, 03:11:21 PM
Just how bleedin deluded do you have to be to stand up in front of an audience and demand a $20 minimum wage days after it had been raised to $15 despite estimates that it could cost up to 3.7 million jobs.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-calls-for-20-an-hour-minimum-wage (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-calls-for-20-an-hour-minimum-wage)

Why stop at $20...? Why not $100...? ::)
You are Jeremy Corbyn and I claim my 5 red flags  ;)

Bollocks isn't it.  When will people get their heads around the problem instead of the symptom?  And the problem is we have over a million people (and the US even more) that aren't worth employing at NMW rate per hour.  Raise it and even more won't be worth legallly employing

I forgot to add that Bernie Sanders has also been buggered by the minimum wage row as while he's happy to call for it across the board he had to pull a fast one and cut staff hours in order for them to make that amount.  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:  serves him right.  But then people lost their jobs  evil:   A job is far more than a way of getting wages

Sanders hasn't cut staff just the maximum amount of hours they can work  (not that this approach helps staff who can't afford to feed their families as things stand). He either believes in Harry Potter and timeturners so thinks that the staff can do the same job in a shorter amount of time or he's banking on unpaid volunteers to pick up the slack, which will open up a whole new can of worms regarding labour laws. Either way he's likely fucked over this as I can see staffers jumping ship as soon as a better paying popsition becomes available.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2019, 05:45:57 PM
Anyone want to give odds on this kid being a millionaire by the time he hits 20...  :thumbsup:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/boy-selling-beer-utah-boy-cops-called-for-selling-ice-cold-beer-actually-a-clever-marketing-scheme-to-get-customers/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/boy-selling-beer-utah-boy-cops-called-for-selling-ice-cold-beer-actually-a-clever-marketing-scheme-to-get-customers/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2019, 08:46:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2019, 05:45:57 PM
Anyone want to give odds on this kid being a millionaire by the time he hits 20...  :thumbsup:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/boy-selling-beer-utah-boy-cops-called-for-selling-ice-cold-beer-actually-a-clever-marketing-scheme-to-get-customers/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/boy-selling-beer-utah-boy-cops-called-for-selling-ice-cold-beer-actually-a-clever-marketing-scheme-to-get-customers/)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2019, 10:24:39 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nypd-doused-with-water-videos-show-water-thrown-on-nyc-cops-being-attacked-with-buckets-harlem-2019-07-23/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nypd-doused-with-water-videos-show-water-thrown-on-nyc-cops-being-attacked-with-buckets-harlem-2019-07-23/)

Just what the fuck has happened to courtesy, respect and common sense?

http://youtu.be/8xxcczh8yng (http://youtu.be/8xxcczh8yng)

We are truly fucked


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2019, 10:38:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2019, 05:45:57 PM
Anyone want to give odds on this kid being a millionaire by the time he hits 20...  :thumbsup:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/boy-selling-beer-utah-boy-cops-called-for-selling-ice-cold-beer-actually-a-clever-marketing-scheme-to-get-customers/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/boy-selling-beer-utah-boy-cops-called-for-selling-ice-cold-beer-actually-a-clever-marketing-scheme-to-get-customers/)

Excellent!  happ096
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2019, 10:40:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2019, 10:24:39 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nypd-doused-with-water-videos-show-water-thrown-on-nyc-cops-being-attacked-with-buckets-harlem-2019-07-23/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nypd-doused-with-water-videos-show-water-thrown-on-nyc-cops-being-attacked-with-buckets-harlem-2019-07-23/)

Just what the fuck has happened to courtesy, respect and common sense?

http://youtu.be/8xxcczh8yng (http://youtu.be/8xxcczh8yng)

We are truly fucked

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2019, 01:32:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2019, 10:40:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2019, 10:24:39 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nypd-doused-with-water-videos-show-water-thrown-on-nyc-cops-being-attacked-with-buckets-harlem-2019-07-23/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nypd-doused-with-water-videos-show-water-thrown-on-nyc-cops-being-attacked-with-buckets-harlem-2019-07-23/)

Just what the fuck has happened to courtesy, respect and common sense?

http://youtu.be/8xxcczh8yng (http://youtu.be/8xxcczh8yng)

We are truly fucked

 noooo:

I like to consider myself a centrist libertarian but seeing the amount of deranged shite that the left peddles combined with antifa and co makes it harder to maintain that position.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2019, 02:10:10 PM
WTF??? She's how old and making millions??? Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7291989/South-Korean-YouTuber-aged-just-SIX-buys-6-4MILLION-five-storey-tower-block-Seoul-suburb.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7291989/South-Korean-YouTuber-aged-just-SIX-buys-6-4MILLION-five-storey-tower-block-Seoul-suburb.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2019, 02:32:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2019, 02:10:10 PM
WTF??? She's how old and making millions??? Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7291989/South-Korean-YouTuber-aged-just-SIX-buys-6-4MILLION-five-storey-tower-block-Seoul-suburb.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7291989/South-Korean-YouTuber-aged-just-SIX-buys-6-4MILLION-five-storey-tower-block-Seoul-suburb.html)
I have no issue with her having those millions but what does it say about people that people spend millions viewing her YouTube channel?

Nothing that's good
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2019, 02:58:14 PM
Dismissed? What the fuck? Surely this was an open and shut case of libel committed by the Washington Post.  Banghead

If what was done to this kid is not legally actionable then this is a terrifying view of the future.

http://youtu.be/8Brw0tZhOco (http://youtu.be/8Brw0tZhOco)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2019, 03:59:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2019, 02:58:14 PM
Dismissed? What the fuck? Surely this was an open and shut case of libel committed by the Washington Post.  Banghead

If what was done to this kid is not legally actionable then this is a terrifying view of the future.

http://youtu.be/8Brw0tZhOco (http://youtu.be/8Brw0tZhOco)
404 Not Found  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2019, 04:05:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 27, 2019, 03:59:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2019, 02:58:14 PM
Dismissed? What the fuck? Surely this was an open and shut case of libel committed by the Washington Post.  Banghead

If what was done to this kid is not legally actionable then this is a terrifying view of the future.

http://youtu.be/8Brw0tZhOco (http://youtu.be/8Brw0tZhOco)
404 Not Found  noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2019, 08:01:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2019, 04:05:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 27, 2019, 03:59:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2019, 02:58:14 PM
Dismissed? What the fuck? Surely this was an open and shut case of libel committed by the Washington Post.  Banghead

If what was done to this kid is not legally actionable then this is a terrifying view of the future.

http://youtu.be/8Brw0tZhOco (http://youtu.be/8Brw0tZhOco)
404 Not Found  noooo:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8Brw0tZhOco" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Ta  :thumbsup:

now reading up on it

now read it:  Libel law is a bit different in the USA, well a lot different actually

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2019, 10:05:44 PM
I know that this is a niche article but I'd forgotten just how bitchy the Cornish can be.. 

I clearly must have blinked and missed when Bodmin was a nice place though. I've been forced to go there a few times and it's always struck me as an underfunded care in the community extension of the local psychiatric hospital.  noooo:

Torpoint  happy002

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/11-worst-places-live-cornwall-939586?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic (https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/11-worst-places-live-cornwall-939586?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2019, 04:53:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2019, 10:05:44 PM
I know that this is a niche article but I'd forgotten just how bitchy the Cornish can be.. 

I clearly must have blinked and missed when Bodmin was a nice place though. I've been forced to go there a few times and it's always struck me as an underfunded care in the community extension of the local psychiatric hospital.  noooo:

Torpoint  happy002

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/11-worst-places-live-cornwall-939586?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic (https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/11-worst-places-live-cornwall-939586?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2019, 01:21:54 PM
Jesus fucking Christ kid, haven't you heard of coffee????  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7296995/Boy-12-inserts-4-inch-acupuncture-needle-penis-wake-doing-homework.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7296995/Boy-12-inserts-4-inch-acupuncture-needle-penis-wake-doing-homework.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2019, 05:56:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2019, 01:21:54 PM
Jesus fucking Christ kid, haven't you heard of coffee????  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7296995/Boy-12-inserts-4-inch-acupuncture-needle-penis-wake-doing-homework.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7296995/Boy-12-inserts-4-inch-acupuncture-needle-penis-wake-doing-homework.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2019, 02:32:28 PM
Am I a bad person for finding this bloody hilarious...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7301153/Bungling-eco-activists-shut-wrong-companys-HQ-getting-address-wrong.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7301153/Bungling-eco-activists-shut-wrong-companys-HQ-getting-address-wrong.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2019, 02:54:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2019, 02:32:28 PM
Am I a bad person for finding this bloody hilarious...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7301153/Bungling-eco-activists-shut-wrong-companys-HQ-getting-address-wrong.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7301153/Bungling-eco-activists-shut-wrong-companys-HQ-getting-address-wrong.html)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2019, 11:00:02 PM
This could be the one event where BM could dance in public and not get compared to a geography teacher at a 6th form disco...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7298781/The-eerie-forced-exoskeleton-rave-dancers-bodies-controlled-ROBOTIC-SUITS.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7298781/The-eerie-forced-exoskeleton-rave-dancers-bodies-controlled-ROBOTIC-SUITS.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2019, 03:21:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2019, 11:00:02 PM
This could be the one event where BM could dance in public and not get compared to a geography teacher at a 6th form disco...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7298781/The-eerie-forced-exoskeleton-rave-dancers-bodies-controlled-ROBOTIC-SUITS.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7298781/The-eerie-forced-exoskeleton-rave-dancers-bodies-controlled-ROBOTIC-SUITS.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 04:28:12 AM
We all pick up souvenirs when we travel, those little knick knacks that remind us of the places we have been. But a bleedin' missile launcher??  eeek:

How on earth did he think that putting it in his check in bag would let him get it past the TSA

https://nypost.com/2019/07/29/tsa-finds-missile-launcher-in-passengers-checked-bag/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 04:31:02 AM
Well I suppose that this puts a different spin on the phrase 'swinging from the chandelier'  eeek:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/19/woman-plans-to-marry-91-year-old-chandelier-named-lumiere/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2019, 05:08:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 04:28:12 AM
We all pick up souvenirs when we travel, those little knick knacks that remind us of the places we have been. But a bleedin' missile launcher??  eeek:

How on earth did he think that putting it in his check in bag would let him get it past the TSA

https://nypost.com/2019/07/29/tsa-finds-missile-launcher-in-passengers-checked-bag/

 lol: lol: lol:

It says it was inert... I'm guessing it is just the throw-away bit of a missile system, not something that could be reloaded and used again...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2019, 05:09:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 04:31:02 AM
Well I suppose that this puts a different spin on the phrase 'swinging from the chandelier'  eeek:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/19/woman-plans-to-marry-91-year-old-chandelier-named-lumiere/

Oh FFS! Just lock her up...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 05:19:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2019, 05:09:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 04:31:02 AM
Well I suppose that this puts a different spin on the phrase 'swinging from the chandelier'  eeek:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/19/woman-plans-to-marry-91-year-old-chandelier-named-lumiere/

Oh FFS! Just lock her up...  noooo:

On the other hand Mr Darwin sir could turn the power back on while she is consummating the 'relationship'  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2019, 05:21:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 05:19:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2019, 05:09:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 04:31:02 AM
Well I suppose that this puts a different spin on the phrase 'swinging from the chandelier'  eeek:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/19/woman-plans-to-marry-91-year-old-chandelier-named-lumiere/

Oh FFS! Just lock her up...  noooo:

On the other hand Mr Darwin sir could turn the power back on while she is consummating the 'relationship'  whistle:

 rubschin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 05:29:25 AM
WTF??? Why?? What possesses a person to do something like this....  sick2:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/30/police-pop-woman-who-peed-on-potatoes-in-walmart/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2019, 05:47:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 05:29:25 AM
WTF??? Why?? What possesses a person to do something like this....  sick2:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/30/police-pop-woman-who-peed-on-potatoes-in-walmart/

 noooo:

Another one that can be put to sleep... Gently... With a 9mm...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 05:51:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2019, 05:47:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 05:29:25 AM
WTF??? Why?? What possesses a person to do something like this....  sick2:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/30/police-pop-woman-who-peed-on-potatoes-in-walmart/

 noooo:

Another one that can be put to sleep... Gently... With a 9mm...

It happened in America, bugger the gently with a 9mm malarky. It needs to be loudly with a .44  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2019, 07:09:55 AM
The police say that this is perfectly legal......................interesting...  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2019, 07:45:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2019, 07:09:55 AM
The police say that this is perfectly legal......................interesting...  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2019, 08:29:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2019, 07:45:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2019, 07:09:55 AM
The police say that this is perfectly legal......................interesting...  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html)

 eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/7U4ZYOBzEEs (http://youtu.be/7U4ZYOBzEEs)

*Cue evil laughter*
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2019, 08:57:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2019, 08:29:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2019, 07:45:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2019, 07:09:55 AM
The police say that this is perfectly legal......................interesting...  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html)

 eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/7U4ZYOBzEEs (http://youtu.be/7U4ZYOBzEEs)

*Cue evil laughter*

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2019, 09:38:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2019, 07:09:55 AM
The police say that this is perfectly legal......................interesting...  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html)
rubschin:

Legal until someone gets hurt, then it'll be illegal and the police will say he shouldn't have relied on their comment
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2019, 10:10:46 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 01, 2019, 09:38:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2019, 07:09:55 AM
The police say that this is perfectly legal......................interesting...  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html)
rubschin:

Legal until someone gets hurt, then it'll be illegal and the police will say he shouldn't have relied on their comment

So you just trick one of them into putting it into writing, emailling them the specs of whatever device you are designing and asking their opinion should do it.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2019, 07:46:55 AM
Call me a cynic but something tells me that wokenography will finally kill the brand...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7316323/Playboy-hires-millennial-editors-new-woke-stance.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7316323/Playboy-hires-millennial-editors-new-woke-stance.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2019, 09:54:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2019, 07:46:55 AM
Call me a cynic but something tells me that wokenography will finally kill the brand...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7316323/Playboy-hires-millennial-editors-new-woke-stance.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7316323/Playboy-hires-millennial-editors-new-woke-stance.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)
I'm surprised the brand survived into this century, who on earth needs it?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2019, 11:30:15 AM
As tragic as this could have been, given the state of the mother and the fact that the daughter is in residential care somehow I don't think that we would have lost a nobel prize winner.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-after-boots-pharmacist-18794050?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-after-boots-pharmacist-18794050?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2019, 12:30:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2019, 07:46:55 AM
Call me a cynic but something tells me that wokenography will finally kill the brand...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7316323/Playboy-hires-millennial-editors-new-woke-stance.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7316323/Playboy-hires-millennial-editors-new-woke-stance.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

Well, I won't be buying it this month...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2019, 12:32:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2019, 11:30:15 AM
As tragic as this could have been, given the state of the mother and the fact that the daughter is in residential care somehow I don't think that we would have lost a nobel prize winner.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-after-boots-pharmacist-18794050?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-after-boots-pharmacist-18794050?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic)

WTF???  eeek:

 sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2019, 01:14:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2019, 11:30:15 AM
As tragic as this could have been, given the state of the mother and the fact that the daughter is in residential care somehow I don't think that we would have lost a nobel prize winner.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-after-boots-pharmacist-18794050?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-after-boots-pharmacist-18794050?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic)
FFS why does anybody make themself look like that?


And reading the article it was no great issue was it.  So she didn't get her paracetamol as well?  Ah diddums
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2019, 01:40:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 03, 2019, 01:14:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2019, 11:30:15 AM
As tragic as this could have been, given the state of the mother and the fact that the daughter is in residential care somehow I don't think that we would have lost a nobel prize winner.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-after-boots-pharmacist-18794050?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-after-boots-pharmacist-18794050?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic)
FFS why does anybody make themself look like that?


And reading the article it was no great issue was it.  So she didn't get her paracetamol as well?  Ah diddums

Utterly ghastly...

But then from that page I saw this!

Girl, 3, beheaded and gang-raped after she was kidnapped at a train station (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/girl-3-beheaded-gang-raped-18810956)

WTF???  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2019, 05:09:11 PM
Sharon, who once appeared on The Jeremy Kyle Show,....

 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2019, 06:18:50 PM
Dozy shithead...  redface:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/husband-thought-dying-after-mistakenly-18823525
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2019, 06:19:44 PM
Jesus feckin' Christ.......WHY???  sick2:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/dragon-girl-split-tongue-blue-16523859
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2019, 09:07:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2019, 06:18:50 PM
Dozy shithead...  redface:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/husband-thought-dying-after-mistakenly-18823525
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2019, 09:08:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2019, 06:19:44 PM
Jesus feckin' Christ.......WHY???  sick2:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/dragon-girl-split-tongue-blue-16523859
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2019, 10:58:49 PM
Not a headline but badly worded advert ......


"It's August 😊😊 this can only mean 1 thing.. Its special deal month.
1 child eats free, from the kids menu when 2 paying adults have a main course..
Also a free glass of wine or half of local beer is included"

Happy Kids ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2019, 11:05:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 08, 2019, 10:58:49 PM
Not a headline but badly worded advert ......


"It's August 😊😊 this can only mean 1 thing.. Its special deal month.
1 child eats free, from the kids menu when 2 paying adults have a main course..
Also a free glass of wine or half of local beer is included"

Happy Kids ..... rubschin:

No Apey, while BM does look older than Methuselah you can't dress up as a toddler to try and scam a freebie the next time he and LL go out for a meal...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2019, 03:21:16 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 08, 2019, 10:58:49 PM
Not a headline but badly worded advert ......


"It's August 😊😊 this can only mean 1 thing.. Its special deal month.
1 child eats free, from the kids menu when 2 paying adults have a main course..
Also a free glass of wine or half of local beer is included"

Happy Kids ..... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2019, 01:32:16 PM
Given the recent attacks and just how divisive American politics has become words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7339149/NBC-Universal-Pictures-plans-release-Hunt-liberal-elites-kidnapping-deplorables.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 09, 2019, 05:13:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2019, 01:32:16 PM
Given the recent attacks and just how divisive American politics has become words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7339149/NBC-Universal-Pictures-plans-release-Hunt-liberal-elites-kidnapping-deplorables.html
facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2019, 03:32:14 AM
Walmart removes violent video game ads after shootings but continues to sell guns (https://vt.co/news/walmart-removes-violent-video-game-ads-after-shootings-but-continues-to-sell-guns/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR36rGsLZntoPtQjNkhPHcGPJIAFiGJBLO9tJNSKnnKWF1VPDY8gdCFwvFM)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2019, 10:35:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2019, 03:32:14 AM
Walmart removes violent video game ads after shootings but continues to sell guns (https://vt.co/news/walmart-removes-violent-video-game-ads-after-shootings-but-continues-to-sell-guns/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR36rGsLZntoPtQjNkhPHcGPJIAFiGJBLO9tJNSKnnKWF1VPDY8gdCFwvFM)

This bollocks really pisses me off, it's the same hackneyed argument that's been used for years despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary. Even if you just look at the figures comparing the amount of people who play 'violent' video games to the number of shootings supposedly caused by them and you end up with it being something close to 0.0001% of gamers. Hell if that isn't enough for you compare China, Japan and South Korea to America, as that those three countries have the largest concentration of gamers globally the news should be full of similar events happening there and yet there is nothing.  Hell according to these idiots I should have already gone on the rampage given that over the last 30 odd years I've played a hell of a lot of FPS games including Doom, Wolfenstein, Fallout, COD, Medal of Honour, Manhunt et al. It's just easier to blame the games industry rather than look at more uncomfortable factors like poor parenting or a lack of resources for psychological assessment and treatment.

Look it's simple

Playing Kerbal Space Station doesn't turn you into a NASA engineer
Playing Farming Simulator doesn't turn you into a farmer
Playing Surgeon Simulator, Life & Death etc doesnt turn you into a doctor
Playing shooters doesn't turn you into a gun wielding psycho
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2019, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2019, 10:35:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2019, 03:32:14 AM
Walmart removes violent video game ads after shootings but continues to sell guns (https://vt.co/news/walmart-removes-violent-video-game-ads-after-shootings-but-continues-to-sell-guns/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR36rGsLZntoPtQjNkhPHcGPJIAFiGJBLO9tJNSKnnKWF1VPDY8gdCFwvFM)

This bollocks really pisses me off, it's the same hackneyed argument that's been used for years despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary. Even if you just look at the figures comparing the amount of people who play 'violent' video games to the number of shootings supposedly caused by them and you end up with it being something close to 0.0001% of gamers. Hell if that isn't enough for you compare China, Japan and South Korea to America, as that those three countries have the largest concentration of gamers globally the news should be full of similar events happening there and yet there is nothing.  Hell according to these idiots I should have already gone on the rampage given that over the last 30 odd years I've played a hell of a lot of FPS games including Doom, Wolfenstein, Fallout, COD, Medal of Honour, Manhunt et al. It's just easier to blame the games industry rather than look at more uncomfortable factors like poor parenting or a lack of resources for psychological assessment and treatment.

Look it's simple

Playing Kerbal Space Station doesn't turn you into a NASA engineer
Playing Farming Simulator doesn't turn you into a farmer
Playing Surgeon Simulator, Life & Death etc doesnt turn you into a doctor
Playing shooters doesn't turn you into a gun wielding psycho


 scared2: scared2: scared2:

*Locks door*
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2019, 03:43:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2019, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2019, 10:35:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2019, 03:32:14 AM
Walmart removes violent video game ads after shootings but continues to sell guns (https://vt.co/news/walmart-removes-violent-video-game-ads-after-shootings-but-continues-to-sell-guns/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR36rGsLZntoPtQjNkhPHcGPJIAFiGJBLO9tJNSKnnKWF1VPDY8gdCFwvFM)

This bollocks really pisses me off, it's the same hackneyed argument that's been used for years despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary. Even if you just look at the figures comparing the amount of people who play 'violent' video games to the number of shootings supposedly caused by them and you end up with it being something close to 0.0001% of gamers. Hell if that isn't enough for you compare China, Japan and South Korea to America, as that those three countries have the largest concentration of gamers globally the news should be full of similar events happening there and yet there is nothing.  Hell according to these idiots I should have already gone on the rampage given that over the last 30 odd years I've played a hell of a lot of FPS games including Doom, Wolfenstein, Fallout, COD, Medal of Honour, Manhunt et al. It's just easier to blame the games industry rather than look at more uncomfortable factors like poor parenting or a lack of resources for psychological assessment and treatment.

Look it's simple

Playing Kerbal Space Station doesn't turn you into a NASA engineer
Playing Farming Simulator doesn't turn you into a farmer
Playing Surgeon Simulator, Life & Death etc doesnt turn you into a doctor
Playing shooters doesn't turn you into a gun wielding psycho


 scared2: scared2: scared2:

*Locks door*

Ahem Mr I've played Doom  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2019, 03:48:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2019, 03:43:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2019, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2019, 10:35:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2019, 03:32:14 AM
Walmart removes violent video game ads after shootings but continues to sell guns (https://vt.co/news/walmart-removes-violent-video-game-ads-after-shootings-but-continues-to-sell-guns/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR36rGsLZntoPtQjNkhPHcGPJIAFiGJBLO9tJNSKnnKWF1VPDY8gdCFwvFM)

This bollocks really pisses me off, it's the same hackneyed argument that's been used for years despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary. Even if you just look at the figures comparing the amount of people who play 'violent' video games to the number of shootings supposedly caused by them and you end up with it being something close to 0.0001% of gamers. Hell if that isn't enough for you compare China, Japan and South Korea to America, as that those three countries have the largest concentration of gamers globally the news should be full of similar events happening there and yet there is nothing.  Hell according to these idiots I should have already gone on the rampage given that over the last 30 odd years I've played a hell of a lot of FPS games including Doom, Wolfenstein, Fallout, COD, Medal of Honour, Manhunt et al. It's just easier to blame the games industry rather than look at more uncomfortable factors like poor parenting or a lack of resources for psychological assessment and treatment.

Look it's simple

Playing Kerbal Space Station doesn't turn you into a NASA engineer
Playing Farming Simulator doesn't turn you into a farmer
Playing Surgeon Simulator, Life & Death etc doesnt turn you into a doctor
Playing shooters doesn't turn you into a gun wielding psycho


 scared2: scared2: scared2:

*Locks door*

Ahem Mr I've played Doom  point:

And Frankenstein 3D!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2019, 04:01:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2019, 03:48:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2019, 03:43:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2019, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2019, 10:35:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2019, 03:32:14 AM
Walmart removes violent video game ads after shootings but continues to sell guns (https://vt.co/news/walmart-removes-violent-video-game-ads-after-shootings-but-continues-to-sell-guns/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR36rGsLZntoPtQjNkhPHcGPJIAFiGJBLO9tJNSKnnKWF1VPDY8gdCFwvFM)

This bollocks really pisses me off, it's the same hackneyed argument that's been used for years despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary. Even if you just look at the figures comparing the amount of people who play 'violent' video games to the number of shootings supposedly caused by them and you end up with it being something close to 0.0001% of gamers. Hell if that isn't enough for you compare China, Japan and South Korea to America, as that those three countries have the largest concentration of gamers globally the news should be full of similar events happening there and yet there is nothing.  Hell according to these idiots I should have already gone on the rampage given that over the last 30 odd years I've played a hell of a lot of FPS games including Doom, Wolfenstein, Fallout, COD, Medal of Honour, Manhunt et al. It's just easier to blame the games industry rather than look at more uncomfortable factors like poor parenting or a lack of resources for psychological assessment and treatment.

Look it's simple

Playing Kerbal Space Station doesn't turn you into a NASA engineer
Playing Farming Simulator doesn't turn you into a farmer
Playing Surgeon Simulator, Life & Death etc doesnt turn you into a doctor
Playing shooters doesn't turn you into a gun wielding psycho


 scared2: scared2: scared2:

*Locks door*

Ahem Mr I've played Doom  point:

And Frankenstein 3D!  eeek:

In all honesty if you have a rig that will run it and you enjoyed the original then Doom 2016 is well worth a go  :thumbsup:

At the moment I'm on a historical kick playing (or trying to) Kindgom Come Deliverance. At least I will be once I work out how to get away from the irritating arsehole on horseback that keeps killing me with a bow and arrow at the start when my settlement is attacked.  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2019, 01:01:43 AM
Worked really well? Under what definition? That the power cut didn't cover the entire country? Bloody idiot.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7344969/Experts-blame-UKs-reliance-wind-energy-worst-power-cut-years.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2019, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2019, 01:01:43 AM
Worked really well? Under what definition? That the power cut didn't cover the entire country? Bloody idiot.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7344969/Experts-blame-UKs-reliance-wind-energy-worst-power-cut-years.html

Complete madness...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2019, 04:42:52 AM
https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dick-braine-elected-leader-ukip-3197536?fbclid=IwAR3euhZjeSfLLjlzzFZWoiOoBCb_n5cswI6rQHjl0uzhhv_twx8zNDRm9IM (https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dick-braine-elected-leader-ukip-3197536?fbclid=IwAR3euhZjeSfLLjlzzFZWoiOoBCb_n5cswI6rQHjl0uzhhv_twx8zNDRm9IM)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 11, 2019, 06:41:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 11, 2019, 04:42:52 AM
https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dick-braine-elected-leader-ukip-3197536?fbclid=IwAR3euhZjeSfLLjlzzFZWoiOoBCb_n5cswI6rQHjl0uzhhv_twx8zNDRm9IM (https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dick-braine-elected-leader-ukip-3197536?fbclid=IwAR3euhZjeSfLLjlzzFZWoiOoBCb_n5cswI6rQHjl0uzhhv_twx8zNDRm9IM)

I thought it was a spoof article

 ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2019, 08:44:21 AM
Does this mean the resort is up shit creek?  redface:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1163675/spain-holiday-costa-blanca-beach-raw-sewage-la-zenia-alicante
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2019, 08:59:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2019, 08:44:21 AM
Does this mean the resort is up shit creek?  redface:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1163675/spain-holiday-costa-blanca-beach-raw-sewage-la-zenia-alicante

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2019, 09:35:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 11, 2019, 08:59:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2019, 08:44:21 AM
Does this mean the resort is up shit creek?  redface:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1163675/spain-holiday-costa-blanca-beach-raw-sewage-la-zenia-alicante

 sick2:

Just think, the way that the earth is moving in Cyprus it's only a matter of time before something similar happens...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2019, 03:38:19 PM
Seeing as you have diagnosed yourself here is a second opinion. There is nothing wrong with you other than being a pathetic attention seeking areshole.  Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/07/man-extreme-hatred-chewing-noises-cuts-off-ties-relatives-10530880/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 11, 2019, 05:13:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 11, 2019, 06:41:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 11, 2019, 04:42:52 AM
https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dick-braine-elected-leader-ukip-3197536?fbclid=IwAR3euhZjeSfLLjlzzFZWoiOoBCb_n5cswI6rQHjl0uzhhv_twx8zNDRm9IM (https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dick-braine-elected-leader-ukip-3197536?fbclid=IwAR3euhZjeSfLLjlzzFZWoiOoBCb_n5cswI6rQHjl0uzhhv_twx8zNDRm9IM)

I thought it was a spoof article

 ;D  ;D  ;D
same here
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 12, 2019, 10:22:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 11, 2019, 05:13:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 11, 2019, 06:41:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 11, 2019, 04:42:52 AM
https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dick-braine-elected-leader-ukip-3197536?fbclid=IwAR3euhZjeSfLLjlzzFZWoiOoBCb_n5cswI6rQHjl0uzhhv_twx8zNDRm9IM (https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dick-braine-elected-leader-ukip-3197536?fbclid=IwAR3euhZjeSfLLjlzzFZWoiOoBCb_n5cswI6rQHjl0uzhhv_twx8zNDRm9IM)

I thought it was a spoof article

 ;D  ;D  ;D
same here
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2019, 02:47:40 PM
W..........T............F?????????  Banghead

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/aug/07/monsters-men-magic-trump-awoke-angry-feminist-witches

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2019, 03:25:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2019, 02:47:40 PM
W..........T............F?????????  Banghead

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/aug/07/monsters-men-magic-trump-awoke-angry-feminist-witches

Batshit crazy...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 13, 2019, 04:43:44 PM
Sometimes you don't need a calendar to know it's August and newspaper silly season has arrived
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2019, 09:33:33 AM
With all the shite going on in the world it's nice to see a story showing that there are still decent people out there

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7353005/Neighbors-come-childs-yard-entertain-undergoes-cancer-treatment.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2019, 10:52:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2019, 09:33:33 AM
With all the shite going on in the world it's nice to see a story showing that there are still decent people out there

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7353005/Neighbors-come-childs-yard-entertain-undergoes-cancer-treatment.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2019, 11:38:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2019, 09:33:33 AM
With all the shite going on in the world it's nice to see a story showing that there are still decent people out there

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7353005/Neighbors-come-childs-yard-entertain-undergoes-cancer-treatment.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

I've got something in my eye...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2019, 11:42:26 AM
Normal idiocy service has been resumed. It appears that we can now be prosecuted for mocking someone's hairline?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/10/police-say-trolls-mocked-drug-dealers-receding-hairline-prosecuted-10549872/

Well at least BM can rejoice...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2019, 11:43:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2019, 11:42:26 AM
Normal idiocy service has been resumed. It appears that we can now be prosecuted for mocking someone's hairline?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/10/police-say-trolls-mocked-drug-dealers-receding-hairline-prosecuted-10549872/

Well at least BM can rejoice...  whistle:

Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2019, 11:46:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2019, 11:42:26 AM
Normal idiocy service has been resumed. It appears that we can now be prosecuted for mocking someone's hairline?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/10/police-say-trolls-mocked-drug-dealers-receding-hairline-prosecuted-10549872/

Well at least BM can rejoice...  whistle:
Some great one liners there happy001

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2019, 11:53:02 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 14, 2019, 11:46:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2019, 11:42:26 AM
Normal idiocy service has been resumed. It appears that we can now be prosecuted for mocking someone's hairline?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/10/police-say-trolls-mocked-drug-dealers-receding-hairline-prosecuted-10549872/

Well at least BM can rejoice...  whistle:
Some great one liners there happy001

You'll have to wait till he's forgotten about the article before you can use them on BM though...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2019, 12:21:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2019, 11:53:02 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 14, 2019, 11:46:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2019, 11:42:26 AM
Normal idiocy service has been resumed. It appears that we can now be prosecuted for mocking someone's hairline?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/10/police-say-trolls-mocked-drug-dealers-receding-hairline-prosecuted-10549872/

Well at least BM can rejoice...  whistle:
Some great one liners there happy001

You'll have to wait till he's forgotten about the article before you can use them on BM though...  whistle:
When it comes to hairline jokes I'm not exactly qualified to cast the first stone
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2019, 01:35:17 AM
Bloody Hell!!! Something tells me that he won't be sitting outside ever again...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7358333/Bar-drinker-catapulted-road-dislodged-car-tyre-smashes-pavement.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2019, 03:22:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2019, 01:35:17 AM
Bloody Hell!!! Something tells me that he won't be sitting outside ever again...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7358333/Bar-drinker-catapulted-road-dislodged-car-tyre-smashes-pavement.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

Jeeeebus!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2019, 08:33:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2019, 03:22:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2019, 01:35:17 AM
Bloody Hell!!! Something tells me that he won't be sitting outside ever again...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7358333/Bar-drinker-catapulted-road-dislodged-car-tyre-smashes-pavement.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

Jeeeebus!  Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2019, 08:56:00 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 15, 2019, 08:33:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2019, 03:22:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2019, 01:35:17 AM
Bloody Hell!!! Something tells me that he won't be sitting outside ever again...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7358333/Bar-drinker-catapulted-road-dislodged-car-tyre-smashes-pavement.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

Jeeeebus!  Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

Crikey!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 15, 2019, 10:34:12 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2019, 08:56:00 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 15, 2019, 08:33:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2019, 03:22:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2019, 01:35:17 AM
Bloody Hell!!! Something tells me that he won't be sitting outside ever again...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7358333/Bar-drinker-catapulted-road-dislodged-car-tyre-smashes-pavement.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

Jeeeebus!  Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

Crikey!  Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2019, 10:21:35 PM
Just checking, have I massively overslept and it's now April 1st or is this another Peter Boghossian paper? No? In that case stop the world I want to get off...  noooo:

https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=13575
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 15, 2019, 10:27:47 PM
https://vt.co/lifestyle/lgbtq/trans-woman-creates-worlds-first-underwear-collection-for-transgender-children/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR2BkPwa4HjQ6Nk_zKotGbKj2xlkSw6oLJ9Jeu054tM48H1H-zFTixhmikU


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2019, 12:27:18 AM
I'm not sure if he/she/it has been on here before but if not then all I have to say is WTF? Surely at some point there must have been a medical professional who thought that they needed a psychiatric evaluation??????????

Seventy five grand plus getting castrated to make yourself look like this??  Shocked:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/15/19/17326942-7361427-image-a-1_1565893863657.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7361427/Former-banker-spends-75-000-surgery-transspecies-reptilian.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2019, 09:19:15 AM
^  ^^ and ^^^

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

and

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2019, 12:26:33 PM
And yet again it's a case of SatNag 1 idiot 0  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7363359/City-dweller-trapped-field-sat-nav-directs-ditch-lads-weekend.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2019, 12:50:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2019, 12:26:33 PM
And yet again it's a case of SatNag 1 idiot 0  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7363359/City-dweller-trapped-field-sat-nav-directs-ditch-lads-weekend.html
A fool and his car are soon parted
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2019, 09:36:31 AM
I must be a bad person for laughing at this...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7365909/Greta-Thunbergs-Atlantic-trip-zero-carbon-yacht-generate-emissions-saves.html

Also am I the only person who looked at this picture and immediately heard the theme for the Omen playing...  scared2:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/14/15/17273654-7356079-image-m-16_1565791491804.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 17, 2019, 10:31:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2019, 09:36:31 AM
I must be a bad person for laughing at this...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7365909/Greta-Thunbergs-Atlantic-trip-zero-carbon-yacht-generate-emissions-saves.html

Also am I the only person who looked at this picture and immediately heard the theme for the Omen playing...  scared2:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/14/15/17273654-7356079-image-m-16_1565791491804.jpg)
No on the first  lol: lol: lol: and possibly on the second
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2019, 01:18:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2019, 09:36:31 AM
I must be a bad person for laughing at this...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7365909/Greta-Thunbergs-Atlantic-trip-zero-carbon-yacht-generate-emissions-saves.html

Also am I the only person who looked at this picture and immediately heard the theme for the Omen playing...  scared2:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/14/15/17273654-7356079-image-m-16_1565791491804.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2019, 04:15:09 PM
https://news.amomama.com/167327-22-year-old-man-pushed-bmw-gift-received.html?fbclid=IwAR21ja8xvyX5MBXdUZhmHEyHmsKZNhxv7zG4156-owh4hUunBNbYUaJz7JY#utm_source=a08

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2019, 04:34:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 17, 2019, 04:15:09 PM
https://news.amomama.com/167327-22-year-old-man-pushed-bmw-gift-received.html?fbclid=IwAR21ja8xvyX5MBXdUZhmHEyHmsKZNhxv7zG4156-owh4hUunBNbYUaJz7JY#utm_source=a08

 eeek:

Utter scum...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2019, 06:07:37 AM
London Council Saves Fetish Gay Club from Redevelopment ‘to Protect Safe Spaces’ for ‘Diverse Community’ (https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/08/17/london-council-saves-fetish-gay-club-protect-safe-spaces-diverse-community/)

Jumped the shark...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2019, 08:27:42 PM
No Apey, even if you somehow manage to convince Misty to get a McDonald's logo tattoed in the same place it doesn't mean you will get free food.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7368685/BBC-antiques-expert-demands-daughters-school-repays-200-000-fees-gets-motto-tattooed.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2019, 08:31:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2019, 08:27:42 PM
No Apey, even if you somehow manage to convince Misty to get a McDonald's logo tattoed in the same place it doesn't mean you will get free food.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7368685/BBC-antiques-expert-demands-daughters-school-repays-200-000-fees-gets-motto-tattooed.html

 noooo:

The tattoo is the least of her worries ..hippy munter..... sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2019, 08:44:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2019, 08:27:42 PM
No Apey, even if you somehow manage to convince Misty to get a McDonald's logo tattoed in the same place it doesn't mean you will get free food.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7368685/BBC-antiques-expert-demands-daughters-school-repays-200-000-fees-gets-motto-tattooed.html

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2019, 08:57:42 PM
Unjust my arse. He happily went off to join a terrorist organisation that has declared war against the western world. If you want to blame anyone for the situation then look in the bloody mirror or have you managed to completely delude yourselves that there was no way you could see any sign that he was becoming radicalised.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369443/Parents-Jihadi-Jack-blast-former-home-secretary-Sajid-Javid-coward.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2019, 09:26:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2019, 08:57:42 PM
Unjust my arse. He happily went off to join a terrorist organisation that has declared war against the western world. If you want to blame anyone for the situation then look in the bloody mirror or have you managed to completely delude yourselves that there was no way you could see any sign that he was becoming radicalised.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369443/Parents-Jihadi-Jack-blast-former-home-secretary-Sajid-Javid-coward.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2019, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 18, 2019, 09:26:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2019, 08:57:42 PM
Unjust my arse. He happily went off to join a terrorist organisation that has declared war against the western world. If you want to blame anyone for the situation then look in the bloody mirror or have you managed to completely delude yourselves that there was no way you could see any sign that he was becoming radicalised.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369443/Parents-Jihadi-Jack-blast-former-home-secretary-Sajid-Javid-coward.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I feel a bit sorry for Canada but you snooze, you lose (or in this case gain what you don't want)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2019, 01:07:02 AM
Well assuming he pulls through he can always say he made the earth move for her...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369205/British-man-30-fights-life-plunging-12-feet-balcony-passionate-sex-session.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2019, 05:24:40 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 18, 2019, 09:26:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2019, 08:57:42 PM
Unjust my arse. He happily went off to join a terrorist organisation that has declared war against the western world. If you want to blame anyone for the situation then look in the bloody mirror or have you managed to completely delude yourselves that there was no way you could see any sign that he was becoming radicalised.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369443/Parents-Jihadi-Jack-blast-former-home-secretary-Sajid-Javid-coward.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2019, 05:25:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2019, 01:07:02 AM
Well assuming he pulls through he can always say he made the earth move for her...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369205/British-man-30-fights-life-plunging-12-feet-balcony-passionate-sex-session.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2019, 08:43:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2019, 05:25:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2019, 01:07:02 AM
Well assuming he pulls through he can always say he made the earth move for her...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369205/British-man-30-fights-life-plunging-12-feet-balcony-passionate-sex-session.html

 lol: lol: lol:
The earth moved rapidly towards him.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2019, 09:16:43 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2019, 08:43:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2019, 05:25:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2019, 01:07:02 AM
Well assuming he pulls through he can always say he made the earth move for her...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369205/British-man-30-fights-life-plunging-12-feet-balcony-passionate-sex-session.html

 lol: lol: lol:
The earth moved rapidly towards him.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2019, 11:29:23 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this #43257  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7372629/Tourettes-charity-demands-apology-award-winning-Edinburgh-Fringe-gag-condition.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2019, 03:19:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2019, 11:29:23 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this #43257  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7372629/Tourettes-charity-demands-apology-award-winning-Edinburgh-Fringe-gag-condition.html

 lol: lol: lol:

Demerara! happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2019, 09:24:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2019, 03:19:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2019, 11:29:23 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this #43257  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7372629/Tourettes-charity-demands-apology-award-winning-Edinburgh-Fringe-gag-condition.html

 lol: lol: lol:

Demerara! happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2019, 02:47:01 PM
I........I........I just.......what the FUCK????  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/21/man-let-date-castrate-keep-balls-jar-bed-10605944/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2019, 02:59:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2019, 02:47:01 PM
I........I........I just.......what the FUCK????  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/21/man-let-date-castrate-keep-balls-jar-bed-10605944/

 eeek:  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2019, 03:05:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2019, 02:59:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2019, 02:47:01 PM
I........I........I just.......what the FUCK????  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/21/man-let-date-castrate-keep-balls-jar-bed-10605944/

 eeek:  sick2:

Not clicking ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2019, 05:11:47 PM
https://www.queerty.com/pastor-says-used-oral-sex-suck-demons-men-20190722 (https://www.queerty.com/pastor-says-used-oral-sex-suck-demons-men-20190722)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2019, 05:31:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2019, 02:59:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2019, 02:47:01 PM
I........I........I just.......what the FUCK????  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/21/man-let-date-castrate-keep-balls-jar-bed-10605944/

 eeek:  sick2:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2019, 06:31:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2019, 05:11:47 PM
https://www.queerty.com/pastor-says-used-oral-sex-suck-demons-men-20190722 (https://www.queerty.com/pastor-says-used-oral-sex-suck-demons-men-20190722)

 eeek: scared2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2019, 09:36:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2019, 06:31:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2019, 05:11:47 PM
https://www.queerty.com/pastor-says-used-oral-sex-suck-demons-men-20190722 (https://www.queerty.com/pastor-says-used-oral-sex-suck-demons-men-20190722)

 eeek: scared2: sick2:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2019, 11:36:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2019, 06:31:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2019, 05:11:47 PM
https://www.queerty.com/pastor-says-used-oral-sex-suck-demons-men-20190722 (https://www.queerty.com/pastor-says-used-oral-sex-suck-demons-men-20190722)

 eeek: scared2: sick2:

Panic ye not Baldymort, Cardinal Dogbert is here to save you...

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_78ZrJuZ3q5g/SC1UV1XG-4I/AAAAAAAAA5c/d6HrJ3vlFOw/s320/moron.gif)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2019, 12:08:05 AM
A 34-week jail sentence suspended for 12 months?? Are you fucking kidding me? How can judges and lawmakers not see that the reason we have runaway levels of violent crime is that the punishment is absolutely bloody pathetic. If you want to stop the violence then make the punishment something to be absolutely terrified of. No messages on fried chicken boxes, no holistic approach bullshit and no holiday camp style prisons.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7380795/Derbyshire-couple-battered-thug-kids-attacker-walk-free-court.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2019, 12:38:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2019, 12:08:05 AM
A 34-week jail sentence suspended for 12 months?? Are you fucking kidding me? How can judges and lawmakers not see that the reason we have runaway levels of violent crime is that the punishment is absolutely bloody pathetic. If you want to stop the violence then make the punishment something to be absolutely terrified of. No messages on fried chicken boxes, no holistic approach bullshit and no holiday camp style prisons.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7380795/Derbyshire-couple-battered-thug-kids-attacker-walk-free-court.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2019, 03:14:03 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 22, 2019, 12:38:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2019, 12:08:05 AM
A 34-week jail sentence suspended for 12 months?? Are you fucking kidding me? How can judges and lawmakers not see that the reason we have runaway levels of violent crime is that the punishment is absolutely bloody pathetic. If you want to stop the violence then make the punishment something to be absolutely terrified of. No messages on fried chicken boxes, no holistic approach bullshit and no holiday camp style prisons.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7380795/Derbyshire-couple-battered-thug-kids-attacker-walk-free-court.html

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2019, 09:02:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 22, 2019, 03:14:03 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 22, 2019, 12:38:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2019, 12:08:05 AM
A 34-week jail sentence suspended for 12 months?? Are you fucking kidding me? How can judges and lawmakers not see that the reason we have runaway levels of violent crime is that the punishment is absolutely bloody pathetic. If you want to stop the violence then make the punishment something to be absolutely terrified of. No messages on fried chicken boxes, no holistic approach bullshit and no holiday camp style prisons.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7380795/Derbyshire-couple-battered-thug-kids-attacker-walk-free-court.html

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

I just despair at our sentencing
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2019, 12:42:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 22, 2019, 09:02:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 22, 2019, 03:14:03 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 22, 2019, 12:38:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2019, 12:08:05 AM
A 34-week jail sentence suspended for 12 months?? Are you fucking kidding me? How can judges and lawmakers not see that the reason we have runaway levels of violent crime is that the punishment is absolutely bloody pathetic. If you want to stop the violence then make the punishment something to be absolutely terrified of. No messages on fried chicken boxes, no holistic approach bullshit and no holiday camp style prisons.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7380795/Derbyshire-couple-battered-thug-kids-attacker-walk-free-court.html

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

I just despair at our sentencing

It is nuts.. noooo:  and I can tell you sentencing DOES make a difference ..In my past ..I was involved in "stuff"..we all knew the sentences..everyone stayed away from firearms  (was 7 years min just for having 1 )...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2019, 11:11:42 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, no matter where you stand on the state of the Middle East there is no justification at all for the vile vitriolic shite he said about Dan Crenshaw's eye.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/50909/dan-crenshaw-crushes-young-turks-commentator-who-amanda-prestigiacomo

As much as a part of me thinks that we should still allow this sickening idiot to exist online so that his bile can be countered there is a much larger part that is all for taking a page out of the left's handbook and gunning for the Young Turks advertisers.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2019, 01:18:54 AM
Well I suppose he can console himself knowing he had lead in his pencil...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7352643/Man-left-lop-sided-erection-shot-tip-PENIS.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2019, 03:05:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2019, 01:18:54 AM
Well I suppose he can console himself knowing he had lead in his pencil...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7352643/Man-left-lop-sided-erection-shot-tip-PENIS.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2019, 03:21:55 AM
Am I missing something or is this some gormless propaganda attempt to make it look as if there is no crime in San Francisco.....?  noooo:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/san-francisco-board-adopts-new-language-for-criminals-turning-convicted-felon-into-justice-involved-person
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2019, 03:29:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2019, 03:21:55 AM
Am I missing something or is this some gormless propaganda attempt to make it look as if there is no crime in San Francisco.....?  noooo:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/san-francisco-board-adopts-new-language-for-criminals-turning-convicted-felon-into-justice-involved-person

Complete madness... Thank fuck I visited the place many years ago....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2019, 07:57:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 23, 2019, 03:29:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2019, 03:21:55 AM
Am I missing something or is this some gormless propaganda attempt to make it look as if there is no crime in San Francisco.....?  noooo:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/san-francisco-board-adopts-new-language-for-criminals-turning-convicted-felon-into-justice-involved-person

Complete madness... Thank fuck I visited the place many years ago....  noooo:
Those were the days.  noooo:

(https://cdn.abcotvs.com/dip/images/2019991_B2B-HIPPIES-IMG.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2019, 08:07:53 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2019, 07:57:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 23, 2019, 03:29:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2019, 03:21:55 AM
Am I missing something or is this some gormless propaganda attempt to make it look as if there is no crime in San Francisco.....?  noooo:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/san-francisco-board-adopts-new-language-for-criminals-turning-convicted-felon-into-justice-involved-person

Complete madness... Thank fuck I visited the place many years ago....  noooo:
Those were the days.  noooo:

(https://cdn.abcotvs.com/dip/images/2019991_B2B-HIPPIES-IMG.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol: evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2019, 08:38:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 23, 2019, 08:07:53 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2019, 07:57:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 23, 2019, 03:29:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2019, 03:21:55 AM
Am I missing something or is this some gormless propaganda attempt to make it look as if there is no crime in San Francisco.....?  noooo:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/san-francisco-board-adopts-new-language-for-criminals-turning-convicted-felon-into-justice-involved-person

Complete madness... Thank fuck I visited the place many years ago....  noooo:
Those were the days.  noooo:

(https://cdn.abcotvs.com/dip/images/2019991_B2B-HIPPIES-IMG.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol: evil:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2019, 08:40:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2019, 03:21:55 AM
Am I missing something or is this some gormless propaganda attempt to make it look as if there is no crime in San Francisco.....?  noooo:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/san-francisco-board-adopts-new-language-for-criminals-turning-convicted-felon-into-justice-involved-person
Yep

Wot BM said, seconded.  Last went there in 2001, no wish to go back at all
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2019, 08:42:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2019, 11:11:42 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, no matter where you stand on the state of the Middle East there is no justification at all for the vile vitriolic shite he said about Dan Crenshaw's eye.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/50909/dan-crenshaw-crushes-young-turks-commentator-who-amanda-prestigiacomo

As much as a part of me thinks that we should still allow this sickening idiot to exist online so that his bile can be countered there is a much larger part that is all for taking a page out of the left's handbook and gunning for the Young Turks advertisers.
Sounds like a plan.  What a stupid piece of detritus that little shit is
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2019, 03:56:45 PM
From today's Times.  The truth about Nottingham

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/scunthorpe-honour-intact-wlfhtskpz

'At his meeting with President Macron yesterday, the PM was keen to praise the links between France and Brexit-supporting Lincolnshire, pointing out that French trains ran on steel tracks made in that county. The history between the two runs deeper. When the Normans invaded, they came first to Nottingham, then called Snotingham. Legend has it that the occupying force struggled with the pronunciation and dropped the S. The invaders were taken aback when this move ended up being so sternly resisted in Lincolnshire, chiefly by the people of Scunthorpe.'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2019, 11:09:13 PM
Old McDonald had a workshop?  Banghead

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/youtube-robot-combat-videos-animal-cruelty-a9071576.html

That really helps me feel confident about the future of Youtube automatic censorship...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2019, 04:04:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2019, 11:09:13 PM
Old McDonald had a workshop?  Banghead

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/youtube-robot-combat-videos-animal-cruelty-a9071576.html

That really helps me feel confident about the future of Youtube automatic censorship...  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 04:46:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

With the right approach it would be easy to market. 'Apply for the Apple card, the only one that guarantees to save you money because you can't take it anywhere without ruining it'  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2019, 04:05:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2019, 10:00:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:
Was this an i-SNAFU?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2019, 04:05:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2019, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2019, 04:05:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 02:06:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2019, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2019, 04:05:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?

Sleep......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2019, 02:20:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 02:06:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2019, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2019, 04:05:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?

Sleep......... Thumbs:

And the latest No Shit Sherlock award of 2019 goes to Apey...  Finger:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2019, 03:09:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 02:06:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2019, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2019, 04:05:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?

Sleep......... Thumbs:
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2019, 03:21:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 26, 2019, 03:09:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 02:06:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2019, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2019, 04:05:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?

Sleep......... Thumbs:
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2019, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2019, 03:21:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 26, 2019, 03:09:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 02:06:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2019, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2019, 04:05:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?

Sleep......... Thumbs:
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2019, 08:17:02 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2019, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2019, 03:21:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 26, 2019, 03:09:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 02:06:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2019, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 26, 2019, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 26, 2019, 04:05:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2019, 06:00:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2019, 03:41:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2019, 03:14:27 AM
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?

Sleep......... Thumbs:
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2019, 08:23:48 PM
Hey lads I think we've hit a nerve

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 27, 2019, 01:35:41 AM
Always said Yoga is bad for you .......

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7396889/Woman-falls-80-FEET-attempting-extreme-yoga-pose-balcony-Mexico-survives.html?fbclid=IwAR36-UXHqT7P3WAivujaqkc5qoSo8Z5tWDgUHupxsPvINcc3JI9SMRu4PZo


Should this be in Darwin ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2019, 02:59:39 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 27, 2019, 01:35:41 AM
Always said Yoga is bad for you .......

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7396889/Woman-falls-80-FEET-attempting-extreme-yoga-pose-balcony-Mexico-survives.html?fbclid=IwAR36-UXHqT7P3WAivujaqkc5qoSo8Z5tWDgUHupxsPvINcc3JI9SMRu4PZo


Should this be in Darwin ....... rubschin:

Downward facing moron?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2019, 04:30:50 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 27, 2019, 01:35:41 AM
Always said Yoga is bad for you .......

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7396889/Woman-falls-80-FEET-attempting-extreme-yoga-pose-balcony-Mexico-survives.html?fbclid=IwAR36-UXHqT7P3WAivujaqkc5qoSo8Z5tWDgUHupxsPvINcc3JI9SMRu4PZo


Should this be in Darwin ....... rubschin:

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2019, 06:02:01 AM
Replying to a complaint from a vegan customer about getting served milk with their breakfast by saying you will remove the apple sauce to stop it happening in future...  happy002

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/26/12/17700940-7395123-image-m-12_1566819284887.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/26/12/17700944-7395123-image-a-13_1566819296056.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7395123/Thomas-Cook-passenger-served-vegan-breakfast-orange-juice-raisins-apple-sauce-MILK.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2019, 06:05:58 AM
Here's a thought, instead of wasting money on shite like this why not fund extra beat officers instead  cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7396895/Police-pay-Twitter-guru-bobbies-beat.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 27, 2019, 09:56:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2019, 06:02:01 AM
Replying to a complaint from a vegan customer about getting served milk with their breakfast by saying you will remove the apple sauce to stop it happening in future...  happy002

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/26/12/17700940-7395123-image-m-12_1566819284887.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/26/12/17700944-7395123-image-a-13_1566819296056.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7395123/Thomas-Cook-passenger-served-vegan-breakfast-orange-juice-raisins-apple-sauce-MILK.html
FFS and we trust such lunatics to fly planes.  Banghead

"Oh we're sorry about the plane crash because we put water instead of fuel in the tanks, next time we'll make sure we use paint instead"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2019, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2019, 06:02:01 AM
Replying to a complaint from a vegan customer about getting served milk with their breakfast by saying you will remove the apple sauce to stop it happening in future...  happy002

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/26/12/17700940-7395123-image-m-12_1566819284887.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/26/12/17700944-7395123-image-a-13_1566819296056.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7395123/Thomas-Cook-passenger-served-vegan-breakfast-orange-juice-raisins-apple-sauce-MILK.html

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 02:50:18 AM
Here's a holiday destination for BM and LL, she can leave him here while she goes and samples the vinyards...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7400513/French-chateau-collection-WARPLANES.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2019, 03:50:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 02:50:18 AM
Here's a holiday destination for BM and LL, she can leave him here while she goes and samples the vinyards...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7400513/French-chateau-collection-WARPLANES.html

Wowzer!  eeek:  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2019, 10:00:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2019, 03:50:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 02:50:18 AM
Here's a holiday destination for BM and LL, she can leave him here while she goes and samples the vinyards...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7400513/French-chateau-collection-WARPLANES.html

Wowzer!  eeek:  Thumbs:
Shocked:   :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 02:34:47 PM
Why am I not surprised...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7402137/Lout-Alfie-Patten-narrowly-avoids-jail-drunkenly-smashing-cars.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2019, 02:35:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 02:34:47 PM
Why am I not surprised...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7402137/Lout-Alfie-Patten-narrowly-avoids-jail-drunkenly-smashing-cars.html

Scum...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2019, 03:03:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2019, 02:35:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 02:34:47 PM
Why am I not surprised...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7402137/Lout-Alfie-Patten-narrowly-avoids-jail-drunkenly-smashing-cars.html

Scum...  noooo:
Actually that's mild words to describe Judge Janet Waddicor who was duty bound to enforce the existing 2 year suspended sentence.  Somehow I suspect she lives nowhere near Hailsham where this little shit lives

He needs locking up for the public's protection.  If that means for life don't expect any tears from me

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 03:22:16 PM
Papa, just grilled a ham...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7403077/Queen-singer-Freddie-Mercury-spotted-pork-chop.html

Maybe it's like that magic eye malarkey but I just can't see it  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2019, 03:36:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 03:22:16 PM
Papa, just grilled a ham...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7403077/Queen-singer-Freddie-Mercury-spotted-pork-chop.html

Maybe it's like that magic eye malarkey but I just can't see it  noooo:

 noooo:

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2019, 04:33:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 03:22:16 PM
Papa, just grilled a ham...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7403077/Queen-singer-Freddie-Mercury-spotted-pork-chop.html

Maybe it's like that magic eye malarkey but I just can't see it  noooo:
Make your own, you can cheat then

https://www.easystereogrambuilder.com/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2019, 11:19:06 PM
Having to choose between Harpyson and Corbyn as potential leader, that would be like having to choose between herpes and syphilis  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7415027/Corbynistas-threaten-Harriet-Harman-deselection-ensure-Jeremy-Prime-Minister.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2019, 11:23:41 PM
You joking?

Harman is basically a normal person you happen to disagree with (so do I).  Corbyn's an utter far left looney
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2019, 11:55:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 31, 2019, 11:23:41 PM
You joking?

Harman is basically a normal person you happen to disagree with (so do I).  Corbyn's an utter far left looney

Harman normal?


And that's just what I can come up with off the top of my head.

She may not be as deranged as Corbyn but she is by no means a viable candidate for leadership. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2019, 11:59:33 PM
She still wiped the floor with William Hague
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2019, 12:10:00 AM
That's not exactly a glowing recommendation. Hague may have his moments but he isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2019, 05:49:27 AM
Have I fallen through the looking glass? An illegal immigrant who has already been deported 5 times gets their hands on a stolen firearm and shoots a young women in the back killing her. An open and shut case you might think but you would be wrong. Now the appeals court has overturned his conviction because that the jury wasn't given the option of acquitting him on the theory that he had only held the weapon for a moment. I'm sorry but which bloody idiot came up with that gem. The weapon had been stolen from a Bureau of Land Management ranger which would suggest that it would be in good condition and unlikely to go off unless the trigger was pulled. The guy admitted firing the gun so that narrows it down to a deliberate or negligent act which means he is guilty of either murder or negligent homicide and that's before you take into account that if he hadn't entered the country illegally AGAIN he wouldn't have been in a position to kill the woman in the first place.

Ah but of course this is San Francisco, the sanctuary city and surprise surprise the wrongful death lawsuit brought by her family against the city claiming that their sanctuary policy and San Francisco County Sheriff bore responsibility for her death was tossed out.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/kate-steinle-jose-inez-garcia-zarate-california-appeals-court
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2019, 09:30:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2019, 05:49:27 AM
Have I fallen through the looking glass? An illegal immigrant who has already been deported 5 times gets their hands on a stolen firearm and shoots a young women in the back killing her. An open and shut case you might think but you would be wrong. Now the appeals court has overturned his conviction because that the jury wasn't given the option of acquitting him on the theory that he had only held the weapon for a moment. I'm sorry but which bloody idiot came up with that gem. The weapon had been stolen from a Bureau of Land Management ranger which would suggest that it would be in good condition and unlikely to go off unless the trigger was pulled. The guy admitted firing the gun so that narrows it down to a deliberate or negligent act which means he is guilty of either murder or negligent homicide and that's before you take into account that if he hadn't entered the country illegally AGAIN he wouldn't have been in a position to kill the woman in the first place.

Ah but of course this is San Francisco, the sanctuary city and surprise surprise the wrongful death lawsuit brought by her family against the city claiming that their sanctuary policy and San Francisco County Sheriff bore responsibility for her death was tossed out.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/kate-steinle-jose-inez-garcia-zarate-california-appeals-court

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2019, 09:33:52 AM
Not an open and shut case by any means

https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2019/08/30/us/ap-us-san-francisco-pier-shooting.html?searchResultPosition=2

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2019, 10:13:49 AM
So he somehow managed to pick up the gun in just the right way that even wrapped in a tshirt he was able to apply enough trigger pressure to fire it? The average trigger pull weight for a semi automatic pistol is around 6-7lbs of pressure plus you have an initial take up before that starts to be applied and that doesn't factor in that is was supposed to be wrapped up at the time. While I'm the first to admit it's been a good few years since my shooting days his account sounds weak as hell to me.

Plus like I said, if he hadn't illegally entered the country for a sixth time he wouldn't have been in the position to fire it in the first place.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2019, 12:02:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2019, 10:13:49 AM
So he somehow managed to pick up the gun in just the right way that even wrapped in a tshirt he was able to apply enough trigger pressure to fire it? The average trigger pull weight for a semi automatic pistol is around 6-7lbs of pressure plus you have an initial take up before that starts to be applied and that doesn't factor in that is was supposed to be wrapped up at the time. While I'm the first to admit it's been a good few years since my shooting days his account sounds weak as hell to me.

Plus like I said, if he hadn't illegally entered the country for a sixth time he wouldn't have been in the position to fire it in the first place.
And that's why we have higher courts of law.  They reject the extraneous about his background and look at the issue at hand.  As sadly countless cases in the USA have shown, even a child can pick up a gun and it accidentally fires

The possibility should have been put to the jury, the original judge seems to have been biased by the man's background

It'll go to retrial, you know the probable outcome Fox News carefully didn't mention, biased reporting is what they do
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2019, 07:41:07 PM
Ok if you are concerned with biased reporting here's the CNN coverage as they would place themselves on the other side of the political spectrum. Reading that it would appear that he somehow managed to simultaneously set it off by stepping on it, aiming at a seal and unwrapping (that last one I'm more than a little sceptical of given they found GSR on his hand) it then tried to get rid of the evidence by throwing the gun into the sea. Changing your version of events the way this guy seems to have done is hardly going to work wonders for his credibility, especially as police interviews are recorded as standard   .

Quote
Surveillance video showed Garcia Zarate running away. After his arrest, investigators found gunshot residue on his right hand, prosecutor Diana Garcia told jurors.
Garcia Zarate faced a charge of second-degree murder, but jurors also were allowed to consider first-degree murder and involuntary manslaughter convictions.

Prosecutors said Garcia Zarate was playing his own "secret version of Russian roulette" and deliberately fired into an unsuspecting crowd on the pier, killing Steinle.
Defense attorney Matt Gonzalez said Garcia Zarate found the gun at the pier. He said it was wrapped in cloth, and when Garcia Zarate unwrapped it, the gun accidentally discharged.

But in a police interrogation, Garcia Zarate admitted to firing the gun, saying he was aiming at a seal.

He told police that he stepped on the gun, causing it to fire.

Prosecutors said Garcia Zarate immediately tried to cover his tracks by throwing the gun into the San Francisco Bay, then fleeing the scene.

Now as far as the extraneous part of this is concerned, it's an argument that doesn't hold water unless you are claiming that her getting shot was preordained. He chose to enter America illegally for the sixth time, if he hadn't then he would not have been in a position to fire the weapon. Yes there are countless tragic cases in America where children have picked up an unsecured firearm and is has gone off accidentally but in each case the child had pulled the trigger most likely not realising that it was a real gun. Zarate is an adult, even without any firearms training he would be old enough to understand what a gun it, what it can do and that you do not just discharge a firearm in a public place without either aiming it or making sure it was unloaded hence my saying that he could alternatively be guilty of negligent homicide as opposed to murder.

https://edition.cnn.com/2017/11/30/us/kate-steinle-murder-trial-verdict/index.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2019, 07:56:05 PM
Murder doesn't work that way.  There has to be specific causality not that 'if he hadn't been in the country' trash.  The murder charge was thrown out years back because his claim that the gun went off accidentally was frankly the most credible

This 2019 issue was a clear mistrial on a possession charge and there will be almost certainly be a retrial.  A point Fox news chose to carefully not mention
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2019, 08:37:18 PM
If it was the most credible why did he have 3 completely different versions of what happened, had they been essentially the same with some minor deviations then fair enough you could attribute that to shock.

As far as bias and credibility is concerned you may find this interesting. If you look at the overall breakdown as opposed to political affiliation Fox News, CNN and the New York Times are all pretty much seen to be as credible as each other.

https://www.businessinsider.com/most-and-least-trusted-news-outlets-in-america-cnn-fox-news-new-york-times-2019-4?r=US&IR=T

Partisan news media is a problem, one far more prevalent in America than over here. Hell if you want a good example then take a look at Rachel Maddow's deranged conspiracy tirade over the last couple of years or the New York Time's recent hypocritical argument that it's fine for their journalists to go trawling through someone's online history for anything controversial but that the public shouldn't be allowed to do the same thing with their journalists, Fox is right leaning but they have never claimed to be anything else. Years ago there was a line I heard on Babylon 5 that stuck with me 'Understanding is a 3 edged sword, your side, their side and the truth' It's why I end up going through such a wide range of American news sites from both sides of the spectrum. In this case the coverage of each of the news outlets had holes in them.

Regardless, there unarguable facts about the case are that he is a serial offender who has been repeatedly deported, he chose to be on that pier illegally and was in possession of the firearm that killed an innocent woman with a single bullet to the back. Whether or not it was a malicious act or down to gross negligence on his part by his actions he is still responsible for her death.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2019, 09:30:07 PM
Fox news is trusted by many just like the Daily Misery is.  Doesn't make it true

Ask yourself why didn't Fox mention that casting aside a verdict because of a mistrial still allows a retrial - because it didn't suit their agenda


All in all it's a bizarre and sad case.  Very believable he just picked up the gun and it went off, very unlikely it was murder as not too many murders bounce shots off concrete to kill their victims

And loaded and cocked guns do go off accidentally just when of many sad examples (https://abcnews.go.com/US/year-boy-dies-accidentally-shooting-face-chicago-police/story?id=64630018)

Was he in possession and therefore guilty on this last charge?  Well imho probably unless he didn't see it was a gun and picked up the shirt not realising what it was hiding.  But he still deserves the fair trial he manifestly did not receive

None of this is going to bring the victim back nor prevent him being deported yet again

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2019, 03:06:40 AM
Headlines that Apey will have a field day with #74231

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/29/volunteers-polish-giants-erection-hand-10648785/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2019, 03:56:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2019, 03:06:40 AM
Headlines that Apey will have a field day with #74231

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/29/volunteers-polish-giants-erection-hand-10648785/

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2019, 09:28:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 02, 2019, 03:56:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2019, 03:06:40 AM
Headlines that Apey will have a field day with #74231

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/29/volunteers-polish-giants-erection-hand-10648785/

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lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2019, 03:46:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 02, 2019, 09:28:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 02, 2019, 03:56:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2019, 03:06:40 AM
Headlines that Apey will have a field day with #74231

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/29/volunteers-polish-giants-erection-hand-10648785/

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2019, 12:55:28 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7419663/Vegan-locked-feud-neighbours-wants-stop-cooking-meat.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2ydbIt5q3R0I-GyfgIxy7FF_uAqtd-vwpsH-9BQdIXq6aagK-AiuwSLgk

Steve........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2019, 03:39:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 03, 2019, 12:55:28 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7419663/Vegan-locked-feud-neighbours-wants-stop-cooking-meat.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2ydbIt5q3R0I-GyfgIxy7FF_uAqtd-vwpsH-9BQdIXq6aagK-AiuwSLgk

Steve........ rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

and...

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2019, 08:12:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2019, 03:39:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 03, 2019, 12:55:28 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7419663/Vegan-locked-feud-neighbours-wants-stop-cooking-meat.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2ydbIt5q3R0I-GyfgIxy7FF_uAqtd-vwpsH-9BQdIXq6aagK-AiuwSLgk

Steve........ rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

and...

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:  stupid woman

PS I am not Vegan and I do BBQ meat
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2019, 12:25:32 PM
Oh God the comments...  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7419461/Woman-38-tries-avoid-drug-charges-impersonating-21-year-old-daughter.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2019, 12:59:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2019, 12:25:32 PM
Oh God the comments...  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7419461/Woman-38-tries-avoid-drug-charges-impersonating-21-year-old-daughter.html

"I feel sorry for her pillow case."
happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2019, 02:13:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2019, 12:25:32 PM
Oh God the comments...  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7419461/Woman-38-tries-avoid-drug-charges-impersonating-21-year-old-daughter.html

Holy fuck!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2019, 03:21:21 PM
How the hell do you manage to accidentally shoot yourself in the head with a speargun...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/03/diver-shot-head-spear-gun-swam-shore-help-10678176/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2019, 03:24:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2019, 03:21:21 PM
How the hell do you manage to accidentally shoot yourself in the head with a speargun...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/03/diver-shot-head-spear-gun-swam-shore-help-10678176/

OMG!  eeek:

You'd think that was impossible...  noooo:

I wonder if he comes from Nottingham...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2019, 03:32:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2019, 03:24:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2019, 03:21:21 PM
How the hell do you manage to accidentally shoot yourself in the head with a speargun...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/03/diver-shot-head-spear-gun-swam-shore-help-10678176/

OMG!  eeek:

You'd think that was impossible...  noooo:

I wonder if he comes from Nottingham...?  rubschin:

Related to Nick you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2019, 03:41:44 PM
There are some really weird buggers in Devon...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/03/family-hunting-for-man-who-pooed-on-their-new-car-10677876/

Perhaps he thought it was a shite car..  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2019, 03:43:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2019, 03:24:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2019, 03:21:21 PM
How the hell do you manage to accidentally shoot yourself in the head with a speargun...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/03/diver-shot-head-spear-gun-swam-shore-help-10678176/

OMG!  eeek:

You'd think that was impossible...  noooo:

I wonder if he comes from Nottingham...?  rubschin:
Jeez!

I think that is beyond even Normal for Nottingham
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2019, 03:57:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2019, 03:41:44 PM
There are some really weird buggers in Devon...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/03/family-hunting-for-man-who-pooed-on-their-new-car-10677876/

Perhaps he thought it was a shite car..  redface:

It could have been worse - he could have jizzed on their Jazz...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 05, 2019, 08:12:45 AM
Was there a queue to lap up after this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49583338

'The M6 has been closed after a lorry carrying 32,000 litres of gin was involved in a crash and began leaking its cargo on to the carriageway.'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2019, 08:20:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 05, 2019, 08:12:45 AM
Was there a queue to lap up after this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49583338

'The M6 has been closed after a lorry carrying 32,000 litres of gin was involved in a crash and began leaking its cargo on to the carriageway.'

Why do I have an image of Apey at the head of the queue...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 05, 2019, 03:48:18 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7429169/Man-charged-murdering-ex-girlfriend-rapping-murdering-burying-her.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3dq3wqLOxo1uZ_TqIDPVpjXZboPTQbmbCFLy5lubJO2pwH6lzRCtolZaU

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2019, 03:55:00 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 05, 2019, 03:48:18 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7429169/Man-charged-murdering-ex-girlfriend-rapping-murdering-burying-her.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3dq3wqLOxo1uZ_TqIDPVpjXZboPTQbmbCFLy5lubJO2pwH6lzRCtolZaU

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 05, 2019, 10:29:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 05, 2019, 03:55:00 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 05, 2019, 03:48:18 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7429169/Man-charged-murdering-ex-girlfriend-rapping-murdering-burying-her.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3dq3wqLOxo1uZ_TqIDPVpjXZboPTQbmbCFLy5lubJO2pwH6lzRCtolZaU

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2019, 04:41:32 AM
Dear woke idiot Mayor of San Francisco. Here's a thought, try spending time sorting out the massive problems in your city such as the rampant homelessness and public health disaster that has led to the resurgence of diseases from the middle ages such as Typhus instead of coming up with meaningless hypocritical bullshit like this just to catch some headlines and get praise from the deranged left. Why hypocritical I hear you ask? Well while the NRA has made some decisions and statements in the past that could be described as anything from ill advised to reprehensible they have neither carried out nor endorsed any terrorist activities, in fact they have condemned the recent mass shootings. Members of Antifa on the other had have, in the last couple of months, carried out 2 terrorist attacks on ICE facilities which only by pure luck or incompetence didn't cause any deaths yet where is the condemnation for their acts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49574445
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2019, 04:53:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2019, 04:41:32 AM
Dear woke idiot Mayor of San Francisco. Here's a thought, try spending time sorting out the massive problems in your city such as the rampant homelessness and public health disaster that has led to the resurgence of diseases from the middle ages such as Typhus instead of coming up with meaningless hypocritical bullshit like this just to catch some headlines and get praise from the deranged left. Why hypocritical I hear you ask? Well while the NRA has made some decisions and statements in the past that could be described as anything from ill advised to reprehensible they have neither carried out nor endorsed any terrorist activities, in fact they have condemned the recent mass shootings. Members of Antifa on the other had have, in the last couple of months, carried out 2 terrorist attacks on ICE facilities which only by pure luck or incompetence didn't cause any deaths yet where is the condemnation for their acts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49574445

What an amazing shit-fest...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2019, 04:57:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 06, 2019, 04:53:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2019, 04:41:32 AM
Dear woke idiot Mayor of San Francisco. Here's a thought, try spending time sorting out the massive problems in your city such as the rampant homelessness and public health disaster that has led to the resurgence of diseases from the middle ages such as Typhus instead of coming up with meaningless hypocritical bullshit like this just to catch some headlines and get praise from the deranged left. Why hypocritical I hear you ask? Well while the NRA has made some decisions and statements in the past that could be described as anything from ill advised to reprehensible they have neither carried out nor endorsed any terrorist activities, in fact they have condemned the recent mass shootings. Members of Antifa on the other had have, in the last couple of months, carried out 2 terrorist attacks on ICE facilities which only by pure luck or incompetence didn't cause any deaths yet where is the condemnation for their acts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49574445

What an amazing shit-fest...  noooo:

You haven't heard the best of it yet, the streets of San Francisco are in such a state now that you can earn almost $200k a year in salary and benefits as part of the city's 'poop patrol'  noooo:

https://www.businessinsider.com/san-francisco-poop-patrol-employees-make-184000-a-year-2018-8?r=US&IR=T
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2019, 08:25:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2019, 04:57:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 06, 2019, 04:53:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2019, 04:41:32 AM
Dear woke idiot Mayor of San Francisco. Here's a thought, try spending time sorting out the massive problems in your city such as the rampant homelessness and public health disaster that has led to the resurgence of diseases from the middle ages such as Typhus instead of coming up with meaningless hypocritical bullshit like this just to catch some headlines and get praise from the deranged left. Why hypocritical I hear you ask? Well while the NRA has made some decisions and statements in the past that could be described as anything from ill advised to reprehensible they have neither carried out nor endorsed any terrorist activities, in fact they have condemned the recent mass shootings. Members of Antifa on the other had have, in the last couple of months, carried out 2 terrorist attacks on ICE facilities which only by pure luck or incompetence didn't cause any deaths yet where is the condemnation for their acts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49574445

What an amazing shit-fest...  noooo:

You haven't heard the best of it yet, the streets of San Francisco are in such a state now that you can earn almost $200k a year in salary and benefits as part of the city's 'poop patrol'  noooo:

https://www.businessinsider.com/san-francisco-poop-patrol-employees-make-184000-a-year-2018-8?r=US&IR=T
Absolutely stupid

The NRA may be largely evil but it dilutes the word terrorist to call them such and that is as dangerous as selling automatic weapons to tobacco chewing rednecks. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2019, 01:04:11 PM
Too many jokes at Apey's expense...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7432063/Baboon-forces-diners-Cape-Town-vineyard-flee-seats-scoffing-food.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2019, 02:11:51 PM
Just when you think that civilisation can't get any more fucked some idiot decides that Soylent Green is a blueprint for the future and not a 70's Charlton Heston film...

https://www.climatedepot.com/2019/09/05/cannibalism-professor-says-eating-human-flesh-will-save-planet-from-climate-change/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2019, 02:47:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2019, 01:04:11 PM
Too many jokes at Apey's expense...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7432063/Baboon-forces-diners-Cape-Town-vineyard-flee-seats-scoffing-food.html
noooo:

The other diners don't look too fussed but then wasn't BM eating there recently so maybe they've got used to seeing eating without a fork

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2019, 02:53:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2019, 02:11:51 PM
Just when you think that civilisation can't get any more fucked some idiot decides that Soylent Green is a blueprint for the future and not a 70's Charlton Heston film...

https://www.climatedepot.com/2019/09/05/cannibalism-professor-says-eating-human-flesh-will-save-planet-from-climate-change/
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Wasn't it Python that did the Council home for the Elderly Pie Company sketch?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2019, 07:08:29 PM
Somehow I don't think Apey would be first in line to buy a round of beer at that ~£100k a pint price

or me

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49593291

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2019, 07:10:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 06, 2019, 07:08:29 PM
Somehow I don't think Apey would be first in line to buy a round of beer at that ~£100k a pint price

or me

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49593291

 Shocked:

Pigeon steps .."buy a round "........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2019, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 06, 2019, 07:10:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 06, 2019, 07:08:29 PM
Somehow I don't think Apey would be first in line to buy a round of beer at that ~£100k a pint price

or me

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49593291

 Shocked:

Pigeon steps .."buy a round "........ rubschin:

That's where you ask the bar staff for drinks and then give them money...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2019, 11:42:18 AM
On the other hand Apey never has to worry about something like this happening to him...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/09/06/Man-accidentally-charged-67689-for-676-beer/3531567787406/?sl=5

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2019, 11:46:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2019, 11:42:18 AM
On the other hand Apey never has to worry about something like this happening to him...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/09/06/Man-accidentally-charged-67689-for-676-beer/3531567787406/?sl=5

Nope...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2019, 11:51:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2019, 11:42:18 AM
On the other hand Apey never has to worry about something like this happening to him...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/09/06/Man-accidentally-charged-67689-for-676-beer/3531567787406/?sl=5
Affs

You even replied to it

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.msg665190#msg665190

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2019, 11:53:33 AM
Bugger  redface:

Screw it, I'm breaking out the COFFEE...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2019, 01:48:37 PM
So members of Antifa have called Daryl Davis, a white supremacist. There are 2 huge holes in that argument, firstly this is the man who aside from his musical career has been famous for many years now due to his work de-radicalising over 200 members of the KKK by talking to them. The second hole? Well you know that old phrase about a picture saying a thousand words...

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58dbfc9ce6f2e1051b34c61d/1546377102522-BEVN3FN5GN0ZZWHAUXE7/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kMF88L6eaSzFcbL05v8EuWtZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZamWLI2zvYWH8K3-s_4yszcp2ryTI0HqTOaaUohrI8PIaZUYKTDuWsidthLH8FBFL9fTc3VlQyg02hzu9zJQqEwKMshLAGzx4R3EDFOm1kBS/DarylDavis-PodCastPhoto.jpg)

You just couldn't make it up...  noooo:

https://dailycaller.com/2019/09/07/antifa-black-man-white-supremacist/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2019, 01:49:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2019, 01:48:37 PM
So members of Antifa have called Daryl Davis, a white supremacist. There are 2 huge holes in that argument, firstly this is the man who aside from his musical career has been famous for many years now due to his work de-radicalising over 200 members of the KKK by talking to them. The second hole? Well you know that old phrase about a picture saying a thousand words...

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58dbfc9ce6f2e1051b34c61d/1546377102522-BEVN3FN5GN0ZZWHAUXE7/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kMF88L6eaSzFcbL05v8EuWtZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZamWLI2zvYWH8K3-s_4yszcp2ryTI0HqTOaaUohrI8PIaZUYKTDuWsidthLH8FBFL9fTc3VlQyg02hzu9zJQqEwKMshLAGzx4R3EDFOm1kBS/DarylDavis-PodCastPhoto.jpg)

You just couldn't make it up...  noooo:

https://dailycaller.com/2019/09/07/antifa-black-man-white-supremacist/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2019, 02:01:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2019, 11:53:33 AM
Bugger  redface:

Screw it, I'm breaking out the COFFEE...
:thumbsup:  maybe that was fake Death Wish you got given

Or worserer caffeine free Death Wish
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2019, 02:10:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2019, 01:49:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2019, 01:48:37 PM
So members of Antifa have called Daryl Davis, a white supremacist. There are 2 huge holes in that argument, firstly this is the man who aside from his musical career has been famous for many years now due to his work de-radicalising over 200 members of the KKK by talking to them. The second hole? Well you know that old phrase about a picture saying a thousand words...

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58dbfc9ce6f2e1051b34c61d/1546377102522-BEVN3FN5GN0ZZWHAUXE7/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kMF88L6eaSzFcbL05v8EuWtZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZamWLI2zvYWH8K3-s_4yszcp2ryTI0HqTOaaUohrI8PIaZUYKTDuWsidthLH8FBFL9fTc3VlQyg02hzu9zJQqEwKMshLAGzx4R3EDFOm1kBS/DarylDavis-PodCastPhoto.jpg)

You just couldn't make it up...  noooo:

https://dailycaller.com/2019/09/07/antifa-black-man-white-supremacist/

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2019, 12:26:59 AM
Wait....what? 100 genders........? Stop the world, I want to get off....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7440377/BBC-education-film-claims-100-gender-identities-blasted-nonsense.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2019, 03:46:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2019, 12:26:59 AM
Wait....what? 100 genders........? Stop the world, I want to get off....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7440377/BBC-education-film-claims-100-gender-identities-blasted-nonsense.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

 noooo:

Poor kids...  cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2019, 07:43:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2019, 03:46:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2019, 12:26:59 AM
Wait....what? 100 genders........? Stop the world, I want to get off....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7440377/BBC-education-film-claims-100-gender-identities-blasted-nonsense.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

 noooo:

Poor kids...  cry:
Exactly

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2019, 11:50:01 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 09, 2019, 07:43:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2019, 03:46:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2019, 12:26:59 AM
Wait....what? 100 genders........? Stop the world, I want to get off....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7440377/BBC-education-film-claims-100-gender-identities-blasted-nonsense.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

 noooo:

Poor kids...  cry:
Exactly


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2019, 03:36:34 PM
Another one for Apey to have a field day with, she's from Merseyside so that explains a lot...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7443367/Mother-two-marries-tree-changes-surname-deed-poll-Elder.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2019, 04:34:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2019, 03:36:34 PM
Another one for Apey to have a field day with, she's from Merseyside so that explains a lot...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7443367/Mother-two-marries-tree-changes-surname-deed-poll-Elder.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2019, 04:44:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2019, 04:34:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2019, 03:36:34 PM
Another one for Apey to have a field day with, she's from Merseyside so that explains a lot...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7443367/Mother-two-marries-tree-changes-surname-deed-poll-Elder.html

 noooo:

So how many morning wood jokes do you think Apey will come up with?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2019, 07:23:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2019, 04:34:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2019, 03:36:34 PM
Another one for Apey to have a field day with, she's from Merseyside so that explains a lot...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7443367/Mother-two-marries-tree-changes-surname-deed-poll-Elder.html

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

But at least it was an elder tree, woodn't want her branching out into abusing minors
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2019, 07:26:18 PM
She will regret it when he leaves her for a sapling  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2019, 07:35:40 PM
Yew never know
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2019, 10:28:54 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 08:54:42 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 09, 2019, 10:28:54 PM
cussing:

Don't tell me you are from Merseyside...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 09:12:55 AM
Hang on a sec, let me see if I have this straight. A guy goes on a business trip, meets a woman and ends up having a heart attack while in bed with her and this somehow classes as an industrial accident?  rubschin:

If he was a rep for Durex then I could possibly see an argument but he works for a railway company.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2019, 10:39:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 09:12:55 AM
Hang on a sec, let me see if I have this straight. A guy goes on a business trip, meets a woman and ends up having a heart attack while in bed with her and this somehow classes as an industrial accident?  rubschin:

If he was a rep for Durex then I could possibly see an argument but he works for a railway company.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 11:32:43 AM
TMR has an personal chef....?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7447005/Chef-creates-miniature-dishes-including-spaghetti-chocolate-cake-roast-potatoes-pizza.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2019, 12:46:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2019, 10:39:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 09:12:55 AM
Hang on a sec, let me see if I have this straight. A guy goes on a business trip, meets a woman and ends up having a heart attack while in bed with her and this somehow classes as an industrial accident?  rubschin:

If he was a rep for Durex then I could possibly see an argument but he works for a railway company.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html

 lol: lol: lol:

Tunnel inspector?
Shunting accident?
Signal box maintainer?
Loose coupling problem?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 01:29:15 PM
Harridan Harman as speaker of the house?? 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49646257

Christ, we think that things are bad now with Bercow abusing his position just imagine what it would be like with her in charge.  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2019, 02:24:55 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2019, 12:46:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2019, 10:39:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 09:12:55 AM
Hang on a sec, let me see if I have this straight. A guy goes on a business trip, meets a woman and ends up having a heart attack while in bed with her and this somehow classes as an industrial accident?  rubschin:

If he was a rep for Durex then I could possibly see an argument but he works for a railway company.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html

 lol: lol: lol:

Tunnel inspector?
Shunting accident?
Signal box maintainer?
Loose coupling problem?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2019, 10:43:37 AM
A feminist version of Monopoly has been released that is supposed to celebrate women's empowerment and does so by giving the female players more money than male players at the start in order to create a game where women make more then men? So what you are saying is that women can't play the game well so in order for them to get ahead and win the game you are going to give them an additional handout?

How on earth does saying that women aren't good enough to succeed on an equal basis promote empowerment?

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/ms-monopoly-feminist-version-of-cult-game-released-in-which-women-are-paid-more-than-men-a4233311.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2019, 05:24:32 AM
News just in, thieving scrotes too gormless to understand the meaning of horsepower...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7453593/Bizarre-footage-shows-two-teen-thieves-riding-horse-steal-motorbike-Dartford.html?ito=video_player_click
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2019, 05:48:53 AM
Take my breath awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446597/New-Zealand-acupuncturist-accidentally-collapses-patients-lung-treatment-shoulder-pain.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2019, 05:49:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2019, 05:24:32 AM
News just in, thieving scrotes too gormless to understand the meaning of horsepower...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7453593/Bizarre-footage-shows-two-teen-thieves-riding-horse-steal-motorbike-Dartford.html?ito=video_player_click

Pikeys...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2019, 09:21:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 12, 2019, 05:49:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2019, 05:24:32 AM
News just in, thieving scrotes too gormless to understand the meaning of horsepower...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7453593/Bizarre-footage-shows-two-teen-thieves-riding-horse-steal-motorbike-Dartford.html?ito=video_player_click

Pikeys...  noooo:
And will the police go after them?

Not in Dartford they won't  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2019, 09:22:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2019, 05:48:53 AM
Take my breath awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446597/New-Zealand-acupuncturist-accidentally-collapses-patients-lung-treatment-shoulder-pain.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2019, 09:25:01 AM
Will we have to suggest a new name for BM's car?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7451277/Outrage-Air-New-Zealand-attempts-trademark-traditional-Maori-greeting-Kia-Ora.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2019, 10:31:22 AM
I...........I just....

https://dailycaller.com/2019/09/10/abortion-hearing-comfort-room/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2019, 10:47:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2019, 10:31:22 AM
I...........I just....

https://dailycaller.com/2019/09/10/abortion-hearing-comfort-room/
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2019, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 12, 2019, 09:25:01 AM
Will we have to suggest a new name for BM's car?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7451277/Outrage-Air-New-Zealand-attempts-trademark-traditional-Maori-greeting-Kia-Ora.html

 cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2019, 10:56:29 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 12, 2019, 10:47:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2019, 10:31:22 AM
I...........I just....

https://dailycaller.com/2019/09/10/abortion-hearing-comfort-room/
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2019, 08:10:34 AM
How fucking stupid do you have to be to go to Iran and not check the laws first regarding drones. Anyone with half a brain knows that it is a country run by insane religious fundamentalists, a large number of who to say the least dislike the west and are paranoid about spying.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-49670973
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2019, 08:49:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2019, 08:10:34 AM
How fucking stupid do you have to be to go to Iran and not check the laws first regarding drones. Anyone with half a brain knows that it is a country run by insane religious fundamentalists, a large number of who to say the least dislike the west and are paranoid about spying.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-49670973

 noooo:

Actually, the rest of the sentence after 'Iran' is superfluous....  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2019, 01:13:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2019, 08:49:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2019, 08:10:34 AM
How fucking stupid do you have to be to go to Iran and not check the laws first regarding drones. Anyone with half a brain knows that it is a country run by insane religious fundamentalists, a large number of who to say the least dislike the west and are paranoid about spying.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-49670973

 noooo:

Actually, the rest of the sentence after 'Iran' is superfluous....  ;)

 Thumbs:

(and I like mary poppins too )....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2019, 01:53:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 13, 2019, 01:13:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2019, 08:49:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2019, 08:10:34 AM
How fucking stupid do you have to be to go to Iran and not check the laws first regarding drones. Anyone with half a brain knows that it is a country run by insane religious fundamentalists, a large number of who to say the least dislike the west and are paranoid about spying.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-49670973

 noooo:

Actually, the rest of the sentence after 'Iran' is superfluous....  ;)

 Thumbs:

(and I like mary poppins too )....... Thumbs:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 13, 2019, 08:19:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2019, 08:49:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2019, 08:10:34 AM
How fucking stupid do you have to be to go to Iran and not check the laws first regarding drones. Anyone with half a brain knows that it is a country run by insane religious fundamentalists, a large number of who to say the least dislike the west and are paranoid about spying.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-49670973

 noooo:

Actually, the rest of the sentence after 'Iran' is superfluous....  ;)
Exactly
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 13, 2019, 10:57:21 PM
Look away Miss D

Man takes a clown as his support to a meeting where he knew he was going to get fired

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12267350

(https://www.nzherald.co.nz/resizer/_GvA0y_5I4FpbrjFShtextu_Q_70=/620x349/smart/filters:quality(70)/arc-anglerfish-syd-prod-nzme.s3.amazonaws.com/public/E37IW3SFCFFSTMUPM4WDCN347E.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2019, 11:21:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 13, 2019, 10:57:21 PM
Look away Miss D

Man takes a clown as his support to a meeting where he knew he was going to get fired

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12267350

(https://www.nzherald.co.nz/resizer/_GvA0y_5I4FpbrjFShtextu_Q_70=/620x349/smart/filters:quality(70)/arc-anglerfish-syd-prod-nzme.s3.amazonaws.com/public/E37IW3SFCFFSTMUPM4WDCN347E.jpg)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2019, 03:33:04 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 13, 2019, 11:21:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 13, 2019, 10:57:21 PM
Look away Miss D

Man takes a clown as his support to a meeting where he knew he was going to get fired

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12267350

(https://www.nzherald.co.nz/resizer/_GvA0y_5I4FpbrjFShtextu_Q_70=/620x349/smart/filters:quality(70)/arc-anglerfish-syd-prod-nzme.s3.amazonaws.com/public/E37IW3SFCFFSTMUPM4WDCN347E.jpg)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2019, 03:19:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2019, 03:33:04 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 13, 2019, 11:21:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 13, 2019, 10:57:21 PM
Look away Miss D

Man takes a clown as his support to a meeting where he knew he was going to get fired

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12267350

(https://www.nzherald.co.nz/resizer/_GvA0y_5I4FpbrjFShtextu_Q_70=/620x349/smart/filters:quality(70)/arc-anglerfish-syd-prod-nzme.s3.amazonaws.com/public/E37IW3SFCFFSTMUPM4WDCN347E.jpg)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

http://youtu.be/5TPdUK78T64

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2019, 03:21:57 PM
I could do this...  cloud9:







As long as they don't check to see where the nearest Starbucks to me is...  whistle:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/09/12/Website-offers-Starbucks-addict-1000-to-switch-to-local-for-a-month/2541568307966/?sl=18






Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2019, 03:28:19 PM
I can certainly think of ways I'd rather be remembered...  sick2:

https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/new-trend-morticians-remove-tattooed-skin-of-dead-loved-ones-to-preserve-as-artwork
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2019, 05:54:34 PM
Kiddler on the Roof....?  redface:

Looks like goat troubles haven't just been limited to Baldymort  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2013/08/31/police-thwarted-by-goat-stuck-on-roof-in-gresham-oregon-3944570/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2019, 11:07:49 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7469177/Woman-leaves-Twitter-hysterics-realising-feet-agony-shoes-wrong-feet.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3F26oyxQlXKDJoF3ldX8_5BuElJnOjhYD6-RCXjgVQ28Kdw3uwWpACZ7M&fbclid=IwAR3-NibQXkxDnMhVr07i5nSdP-hD5C3t6DCp3fA6-H1Nshlb4r4-WcQlGuw

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2019, 07:26:46 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 16, 2019, 11:07:49 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7469177/Woman-leaves-Twitter-hysterics-realising-feet-agony-shoes-wrong-feet.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3F26oyxQlXKDJoF3ldX8_5BuElJnOjhYD6-RCXjgVQ28Kdw3uwWpACZ7M&fbclid=IwAR3-NibQXkxDnMhVr07i5nSdP-hD5C3t6DCp3fA6-H1Nshlb4r4-WcQlGuw

 noooo:
lol: lol: lol:

but no obvious tattoos  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2019, 08:36:01 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 16, 2019, 11:07:49 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7469177/Woman-leaves-Twitter-hysterics-realising-feet-agony-shoes-wrong-feet.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3F26oyxQlXKDJoF3ldX8_5BuElJnOjhYD6-RCXjgVQ28Kdw3uwWpACZ7M&fbclid=IwAR3-NibQXkxDnMhVr07i5nSdP-hD5C3t6DCp3fA6-H1Nshlb4r4-WcQlGuw

 noooo:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2019, 09:04:59 AM
Hobbit Humphrey: Parents keep baby’s sex a secret to avoid gender bias (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/hobbit-humphrey-parents-keep-baby-s-sex-a-secret-to-avoid-gender-bias-z0rgfb7js)


Quote
A couple are bringing up a gender-neutral child by keeping its sex a secret even from close family.

Hobbit Humphrey, 38, and Jake England-Johns, 35, call their 17-month-old by the pronoun “they” and dress them in both girls’ and boys’ clothing.

They admit that the approach has resulted in “some pretty confused looks from old ladies in the park”. Even the child’s grandmother discovered their sex only at 11 months when she changed a nappy.

The pair, who are circus performers and members of the climate action group Extinction Rebellion, say that they hope the decision will enable the child to “grow into their own person”.


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2019, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2019, 09:04:59 AM
Hobbit Humphrey: Parents keep baby’s sex a secret to avoid gender bias (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/hobbit-humphrey-parents-keep-baby-s-sex-a-secret-to-avoid-gender-bias-z0rgfb7js)


Quote
A couple are bringing up a gender-neutral child by keeping its sex a secret even from close family.

Hobbit Humphrey, 38, and Jake England-Johns, 35, call their 17-month-old by the pronoun “they” and dress them in both girls’ and boys’ clothing.

They admit that the approach has resulted in “some pretty confused looks from old ladies in the park”. Even the child’s grandmother discovered their sex only at 11 months when she changed a nappy.

The pair, who are circus performers and members of the climate action group Extinction Rebellion, say that they hope the decision will enable the child to “grow into their own person”.


 noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

FFS just lock the two of them up.  Children need protection from self serving fuckwits like those two
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2019, 10:02:01 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 17, 2019, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2019, 09:04:59 AM
Hobbit Humphrey: Parents keep baby’s sex a secret to avoid gender bias (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/hobbit-humphrey-parents-keep-baby-s-sex-a-secret-to-avoid-gender-bias-z0rgfb7js)


Quote
A couple are bringing up a gender-neutral child by keeping its sex a secret even from close family.

Hobbit Humphrey, 38, and Jake England-Johns, 35, call their 17-month-old by the pronoun “they” and dress them in both girls’ and boys’ clothing.

They admit that the approach has resulted in “some pretty confused looks from old ladies in the park”. Even the child’s grandmother discovered their sex only at 11 months when she changed a nappy.

The pair, who are circus performers and members of the climate action group Extinction Rebellion, say that they hope the decision will enable the child to “grow into their own person”.


 noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

FFS just lock the two of them up.  Children need protection from self serving fuckwits like those two

Aye, they are clearly mental and unfit to bring up children...  evil:

Take the poor kid away and sterilise them both...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2019, 01:20:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2019, 10:02:01 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 17, 2019, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2019, 09:04:59 AM
Hobbit Humphrey: Parents keep baby’s sex a secret to avoid gender bias (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/hobbit-humphrey-parents-keep-baby-s-sex-a-secret-to-avoid-gender-bias-z0rgfb7js)


Quote
A couple are bringing up a gender-neutral child by keeping its sex a secret even from close family.

Hobbit Humphrey, 38, and Jake England-Johns, 35, call their 17-month-old by the pronoun “they” and dress them in both girls’ and boys’ clothing.

They admit that the approach has resulted in “some pretty confused looks from old ladies in the park”. Even the child’s grandmother discovered their sex only at 11 months when she changed a nappy.

The pair, who are circus performers and members of the climate action group Extinction Rebellion, say that they hope the decision will enable the child to “grow into their own person”.


 noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

FFS just lock the two of them up.  Children need protection from self serving fuckwits like those two

Aye, they are clearly mental and unfit to bring up children...  evil:

Take the poor kid away and sterilise them both...

Quote
They fuck you up, your mum and dad,
Especially if they’re hippy clowns.
Why would they make a small boy sad
By clothing him in frocks and gowns?

But wouldn’t you grow up deranged,
If your Mum called you “Hobbit’, hey?
The lunacy gets handed down
And never seems to go away.

Eugenics is a dirty word,
But surely there must be a place,
For cleaning the gene pool of turds,
To benefit the human race?

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2019, 03:51:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2019, 01:20:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2019, 10:02:01 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 17, 2019, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2019, 09:04:59 AM
Hobbit Humphrey: Parents keep baby’s sex a secret to avoid gender bias (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/hobbit-humphrey-parents-keep-baby-s-sex-a-secret-to-avoid-gender-bias-z0rgfb7js)


Quote
A couple are bringing up a gender-neutral child by keeping its sex a secret even from close family.

Hobbit Humphrey, 38, and Jake England-Johns, 35, call their 17-month-old by the pronoun “they” and dress them in both girls’ and boys’ clothing.

They admit that the approach has resulted in “some pretty confused looks from old ladies in the park”. Even the child’s grandmother discovered their sex only at 11 months when she changed a nappy.

The pair, who are circus performers and members of the climate action group Extinction Rebellion, say that they hope the decision will enable the child to “grow into their own person”.


 noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

FFS just lock the two of them up.  Children need protection from self serving fuckwits like those two

Aye, they are clearly mental and unfit to bring up children...  evil:

Take the poor kid away and sterilise them both...

Quote
They fuck you up, your mum and dad,
Especially if they’re hippy clowns.
Why would they make a small boy sad
By clothing him in frocks and gowns?

But wouldn’t you grow up deranged,
If your Mum called you “Hobbit’, hey?
The lunacy gets handed down
And never seems to go away.

Eugenics is a dirty word,
But surely there must be a place,
For cleaning the gene pool of turds,
To benefit the human race?

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2019, 10:08:40 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this....?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7473397/California-reporter-tried-reach-deceased-man-unavailable-comment.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2019, 10:26:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2019, 10:08:40 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this....?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7473397/California-reporter-tried-reach-deceased-man-unavailable-comment.html

Can't see the Daily Fail anymore because I use an ad blocker... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2019, 10:44:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 18, 2019, 10:26:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2019, 10:08:40 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this....?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7473397/California-reporter-tried-reach-deceased-man-unavailable-comment.html

Can't see the Daily Fail anymore because I use an ad blocker... ::)

Completely understand ..I can't see Daily Mail because I DON'T have ad-blocker.. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2019, 01:02:00 PM
Here's one for Apey to have a field day with

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/17/bull-semen-explosion-yarram-herd-services-fire-rips-building-10757047/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2019, 02:03:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2019, 01:02:00 PM
Here's one for Apey to have a field day with

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/17/bull-semen-explosion-yarram-herd-services-fire-rips-building-10757047/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2019, 02:43:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2019, 10:08:40 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this....?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7473397/California-reporter-tried-reach-deceased-man-unavailable-comment.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2019, 11:49:38 PM
Given the massive problem with human waste in these cities why on earth has an Oregon court stopped authorities from doing anything about it. It's only a matter of time before there is a massive public health issue as a result of this. Hell diseases not seen in the developed world in well over a hundred years are making a comeback. noooo:

Quote
The complication, he said in an email exchange, is that an Oregon court last year barred authorities from using a state law in cases of public urination and defecation.

https://pluralist.com/portland-police-pooping-in-the-street/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2019, 03:48:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2019, 11:49:38 PM
Given the massive problem with human waste in these cities why on earth has an Oregon court stopped authorities from doing anything about it. It's only a matter of time before there is a massive public health issue as a result of this. Hell diseases not seen in the developed world in well over a hundred years are making a comeback. noooo:

Quote
The complication, he said in an email exchange, is that an Oregon court last year barred authorities from using a state law in cases of public urination and defecation.

https://pluralist.com/portland-police-pooping-in-the-street/

 noooo:

I used to visit Portland quite often - how did they let it come to this...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2019, 05:46:37 AM
UK: No Charges for Muslim Taxi Driver Who Threatened to Sodomise Christian Converts in Viral Video (https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/09/21/uk-no-charges-for-muslim-taxi-driver-who-threatened-to-sodomise-christian-converts-in-viral-video/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2019, 10:41:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2019, 11:49:38 PM
Given the massive problem with human waste in these cities why on earth has an Oregon court stopped authorities from doing anything about it. It's only a matter of time before there is a massive public health issue as a result of this. Hell diseases not seen in the developed world in well over a hundred years are making a comeback. noooo:

Quote
The complication, he said in an email exchange, is that an Oregon court last year barred authorities from using a state law in cases of public urination and defecation.

https://pluralist.com/portland-police-pooping-in-the-street/
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2019, 12:05:58 PM
So never pick up an injured wild animal and certainly do not put them on a seat beside your child.  eeek:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/09/19/Woman-puts-injured-bobcat-in-back-of-SUV-with-young-child/8921568919409/?sl=10
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2019, 12:06:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2019, 12:05:58 PM
So never pick up an injured wild animal and certainly do not put them on a seat beside your child.  eeek:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/09/19/Woman-puts-injured-bobcat-in-back-of-SUV-with-young-child/8921568919409/?sl=10

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 22, 2019, 02:42:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 22, 2019, 03:48:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2019, 11:49:38 PM
Given the massive problem with human waste in these cities why on earth has an Oregon court stopped authorities from doing anything about it. It's only a matter of time before there is a massive public health issue as a result of this. Hell diseases not seen in the developed world in well over a hundred years are making a comeback. noooo:

Quote
The complication, he said in an email exchange, is that an Oregon court last year barred authorities from using a state law in cases of public urination and defecation.

https://pluralist.com/portland-police-pooping-in-the-street/

 noooo:

I used to visit Portland quite often - how did they let it come to this...?

Explained ...there ... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2019, 03:23:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 22, 2019, 02:42:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 22, 2019, 03:48:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2019, 11:49:38 PM
Given the massive problem with human waste in these cities why on earth has an Oregon court stopped authorities from doing anything about it. It's only a matter of time before there is a massive public health issue as a result of this. Hell diseases not seen in the developed world in well over a hundred years are making a comeback. noooo:

Quote
The complication, he said in an email exchange, is that an Oregon court last year barred authorities from using a state law in cases of public urination and defecation.

https://pluralist.com/portland-police-pooping-in-the-street/

 noooo:

I used to visit Portland quite often - how did they let it come to this...?

Explained ...there ... whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2019, 10:08:52 PM
I wonder how long it will take Apey to give this a try after reading the article...  whistle:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/09/18/Fans-sign-requesting-beer-money-on-ESPN-broadcast-brings-in-20000/9541568821018/?sl=4
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2019, 12:33:03 AM
Dear God, why would you want to do this to yourself? And you want to make them even larger? If I saw you walking towards me I'd run away screaming  eeek:

(https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_85749187.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C405&ssl=1)

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/22/student-whos-had-15-procedures-to-triple-the-size-of-her-lips-wants-to-go-even-bigger-10786440/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2019, 12:35:01 AM
I......what......just......Oh Wigan you say? Normal for the area then  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/20/man-sex-cleaning-cone-wigan-north-western-train-station-10776061/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2019, 03:52:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2019, 12:33:03 AM
Dear God, why would you want to do this to yourself? And you want to make them even larger? If I saw you walking towards me I'd run away screaming  eeek:

(https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_85749187.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C405&ssl=1)

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/22/student-whos-had-15-procedures-to-triple-the-size-of-her-lips-wants-to-go-even-bigger-10786440/

OMG!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2019, 09:38:35 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:  sick2:

and

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2019, 03:13:20 PM
Something tells me this won't end well...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/24/black-panther-spotted-prowling-rooftops-loose-10800725/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2019, 12:32:32 AM
I am a bad person for laughing at the sculpture of this special event...  redface:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-mortified-mother-laws-engagement-19007542
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2019, 12:34:47 AM
It's a pity there is no way Apey could pass as a teenager, sounds like his ideal job otherwise...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/you-can-now-paid-go-18683006
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2019, 08:49:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2019, 12:32:32 AM
I am a bad person for laughing at the sculpture of this special event...  redface:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-mortified-mother-laws-engagement-19007542
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2019, 10:57:29 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2019, 08:49:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2019, 12:32:32 AM
I am a bad person for laughing at the sculpture of this special event...  redface:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-mortified-mother-laws-engagement-19007542
happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2019, 11:15:58 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2019, 10:57:29 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2019, 08:49:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2019, 12:32:32 AM
I am a bad person for laughing at the sculpture of this special event...  redface:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-mortified-mother-laws-engagement-19007542
happy001
happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2019, 01:11:08 AM
FFS 'poisoned for life', 'traumatised for life'. You were ACCIDENTALLY served a meat product not deliberately exposed to something, get some fucking perspective. What the hell has happened to people? Back when I was a student (and just to clarify something, at that point I had given up meat) if something like that had happened I'd have gone back to the shop, asked for what I had actually ordered, chalked it up to a mistake and carried on with my day. If people are having complete meltdowns over something this bleedin' trivial then how are we supposed to have any faith in the ability of the next generation to handle genuine crises?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7507095/Vegan-student-20-demands-apology-Greggs-served-PORK-sausage-roll.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 27, 2019, 08:47:56 AM
 rubschin:  fault on both sides here.   Greggs dismissive response at the time was pathetically inadequate and that's a big reason why she's gone OTT.  But they started it





Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 27, 2019, 12:43:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2019, 01:11:08 AM
FFS 'poisoned for life', 'traumatised for life'. You were ACCIDENTALLY served a meat product not deliberately exposed to something, get some fucking perspective. What the hell has happened to people? Back when I was a student (and just to clarify something, at that point I had given up meat) if something like that had happened I'd have gone back to the shop, asked for what I had actually ordered, chalked it up to a mistake and carried on with my day. If people are having complete meltdowns over something this bleedin' trivial then how are we supposed to have any faith in the ability of the next generation to handle genuine crises?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7507095/Vegan-student-20-demands-apology-Greggs-served-PORK-sausage-roll.html

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:

Years ago before "Gastro pubs" ....we went to one pub that served amazing grub..the veggie with us ordered cauliflower cheese .....without reading the menu ..it contained Bacon...we all laughed ..including him ..(although not happy)...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2019, 01:59:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 27, 2019, 08:47:56 AM
rubschin:  fault on both sides here.   Greggs dismissive response at the time was pathetically inadequate and that's a big reason why she's gone OTT.  But they started it

In all honesty, given her overblown drama queen poisoned/traumatised for life response to what happened I am to say at the very least sceptical about her description of the reaction from the branch manager and head office. The responses would fit if all she had done was contact them to say she had been given the wrong product and telling head office she was a vegan.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 27, 2019, 02:05:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2019, 01:59:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 27, 2019, 08:47:56 AM
rubschin:  fault on both sides here.   Greggs dismissive response at the time was pathetically inadequate and that's a big reason why she's gone OTT.  But they started it

In all honesty, given her overblown drama queen poisoned/traumatised for life response to what happened I am to say at the very least sceptical about her description of the reaction from the branch manager and head office. The responses would fit if all she had done was contact them to say she had been given the wrong product and telling head office she was a vegan.
But you're guessing

Merely offering a refund for giving her the wrong product suggests they did not want any proper investigation as to whether this was a systematic or even an employee discipline issue

A pub I used to go to had an employee that would substitute meat sausages for veggie ones if he felt like it - they sacked him

I once was given a meat takeaway burger by McDees instead of the veggie one I'd ordered.   How did I find out?  The manager chased after me in the street and profusely apologised

But no I'm not defending her wish for 15 minutes of histrionics loaded fame.  As I said, fault on both sides 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 27, 2019, 08:39:29 PM
http://thereisnews.com/two-altar-boys-was-arrested-for-putting-marijuana-in-the-censer-burner3333/?fbclid=IwAR2Bx-FLONb0w930OUDo6-qAhZkvy-42zGhr0DpjlRvftzVwfKwpdAOrUdw

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2019, 12:59:05 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 27, 2019, 08:39:29 PM
http://thereisnews.com/two-altar-boys-was-arrested-for-putting-marijuana-in-the-censer-burner3333/?fbclid=IwAR2Bx-FLONb0w930OUDo6-qAhZkvy-42zGhr0DpjlRvftzVwfKwpdAOrUdw

 lol:

Holy smoke...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2019, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2019, 12:59:05 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 27, 2019, 08:39:29 PM
http://thereisnews.com/two-altar-boys-was-arrested-for-putting-marijuana-in-the-censer-burner3333/?fbclid=IwAR2Bx-FLONb0w930OUDo6-qAhZkvy-42zGhr0DpjlRvftzVwfKwpdAOrUdw

 lol:

Holy smoke...  redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2019, 11:40:19 PM
Wait......what? Hang on, let me see if I have this straight. An 'anti racism' event hosted by Edinburgh University has banned white people from asking questions?  facepalm:

(https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_87180724.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C268&ssl=1)

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/09/27/anti-racism-event-hosted-edinburgh-university-bans-white-people/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2019, 04:01:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2019, 11:40:19 PM
Wait......what? Hang on, let me see if I have this straight. An 'anti racism' event hosted by Edinburgh University has banned white people from asking questions?  facepalm:

(https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_87180724.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C268&ssl=1)

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/09/27/anti-racism-event-hosted-edinburgh-university-bans-white-people/

Get out while you still can...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 29, 2019, 08:33:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2019, 11:40:19 PM
Wait......what? Hang on, let me see if I have this straight. An 'anti racism' event hosted by Edinburgh University has banned white people from asking questions?  facepalm:

(https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PRI_87180724.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C268&ssl=1)

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/09/27/anti-racism-event-hosted-edinburgh-university-bans-white-people/
whacky115 just whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2019, 02:23:35 AM
Call me a heartless bastard if you want but I'd have to ask just how many other people could have been helped using the money that has been spent on you to date. How many cases have there been where people haven't had the medication they could have had because it was too expensive, the over 1 million pounds you have cost could have made a difference to the lives of a great many people who had no choice in their circumstances.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7518895/Former-fattest-man-world-shed-51-stone-begs-NHS-surgery-save-life.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2019, 02:28:04 AM
I dread to think what kind of off colour comments Apey could come up with over this one. A woman who was asked by a friend to keep an eye on her 'embarrassing box of sex toys' has a look inside to find it contained a severed head.  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7520769/Woman-arrested-asking-friend-look-box-sex-toys-contained-HUMAN-HEAD.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2019, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2019, 02:28:04 AM
I dread to think what kind of off colour comments Apey could come up with over this one. A woman who was asked by a friend to keep an eye on her 'embarrassing box of sex toys' has a look inside to find it contained a severed head.  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7520769/Woman-arrested-asking-friend-look-box-sex-toys-contained-HUMAN-HEAD.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 01, 2019, 01:02:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2019, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2019, 02:28:04 AM
I dread to think what kind of off colour comments Apey could come up with over this one. A woman who was asked by a friend to keep an eye on her 'embarrassing box of sex toys' has a look inside to find it contained a severed head.  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7520769/Woman-arrested-asking-friend-look-box-sex-toys-contained-HUMAN-HEAD.html

 eeek:

Too easy ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2019, 03:36:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 01, 2019, 01:02:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2019, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2019, 02:28:04 AM
I dread to think what kind of off colour comments Apey could come up with over this one. A woman who was asked by a friend to keep an eye on her 'embarrassing box of sex toys' has a look inside to find it contained a severed head.  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7520769/Woman-arrested-asking-friend-look-box-sex-toys-contained-HUMAN-HEAD.html

 eeek:

Too easy ......... noooo:

Since when has that stopped you before...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2019, 06:21:48 AM
Time to traumatise Baldymort and Apey... This is from McDonalds Japanese advertising campaign.........enjoy your fries...  whistle:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/01/18/19166578-7525967-image-a-26_1569950872387.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7525967/Japanese-restaurant-ad-features-raunchy-Ronald-McDonald-PUBIC-HAIR-French-fries.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2019, 06:38:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2019, 06:21:48 AM
Time to traumatise Baldymort and Apey... This is from McDonalds Japanese advertising campaign.........enjoy your fries...  whistle:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/01/18/19166578-7525967-image-a-26_1569950872387.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7525967/Japanese-restaurant-ad-features-raunchy-Ronald-McDonald-PUBIC-HAIR-French-fries.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2019, 06:41:45 AM
https://www.insider.com/utah-couple-both-gored-by-bison-2019-10 (https://www.insider.com/utah-couple-both-gored-by-bison-2019-10)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2019, 07:04:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2019, 06:38:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2019, 06:21:48 AM
Time to traumatise Baldymort and Apey... This is from McDonalds Japanese advertising campaign.........enjoy your fries...  whistle:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/01/18/19166578-7525967-image-a-26_1569950872387.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7525967/Japanese-restaurant-ad-features-raunchy-Ronald-McDonald-PUBIC-HAIR-French-fries.html

 eeek:

Could be worse, they could still be selling curly fries...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2019, 07:11:38 AM
I'd have loved to have got a close view of this  :thumbsup:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7525137/Australian-warplanes-weave-way-Brisbane-skyscrapers.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2019, 03:30:27 PM
https://www.nottinghampost.com/whats-on/whats-on-news/nottinghams-legendary-cock-stick-man-3382734 (https://www.nottinghampost.com/whats-on/whats-on-news/nottinghams-legendary-cock-stick-man-3382734)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2019, 03:59:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 02, 2019, 03:30:27 PM
https://www.nottinghampost.com/whats-on/whats-on-news/nottinghams-legendary-cock-stick-man-3382734 (https://www.nottinghampost.com/whats-on/whats-on-news/nottinghams-legendary-cock-stick-man-3382734)

 lol: lol: lol: cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2019, 06:15:52 AM
Does it make me a bad person that I have a strong urge to go there and eat a mahoosive bacon sarnie in front of these idiots...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7539867/Animal-Rebellion-Theyre-militant-vegan-wing-plan-stop-eating-meat-fish-dairy.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2019, 07:02:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2019, 06:15:52 AM
Does it make me a bad person that I have a strong urge to go there and eat a mahoosive bacon sarnie in front of these idiots...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7539867/Animal-Rebellion-Theyre-militant-vegan-wing-plan-stop-eating-meat-fish-dairy.html

Nutters...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2019, 11:40:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2019, 07:02:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2019, 06:15:52 AM
Does it make me a bad person that I have a strong urge to go there and eat a mahoosive bacon sarnie in front of these idiots...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7539867/Animal-Rebellion-Theyre-militant-vegan-wing-plan-stop-eating-meat-fish-dairy.html

Nutters...  noooo:
facepalm:  no I take that back, let's go with  doublefacepalm  cussing:

Not sure what I hope for most

- only 3 people and a dog actually turn up

- whoever does try to eff up someone else's day gets arrested and the key is lost

- their diesel powered transport collides head on with Extinction Rebellions's diesel powered fire engine

- all of the above

These are just saddoes looking for causes to be angry about to cover their own inadequacies
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2019, 04:16:46 PM
Whisky capsules? Wonder how long it will be before some pissed up idiot eats a detergent pod by mistake.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/05/14/19332628-7540811-image-a-1_1570280487042.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7540811/Whisky-maker-savaged-unveiling-easy-drink-capsules-replace-traditional-bottles.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2019, 04:44:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2019, 04:16:46 PM
Whisky capsules? Wonder how long it will be before some pissed up idiot eats a detergent pod by mistake.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/05/14/19332628-7540811-image-a-1_1570280487042.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7540811/Whisky-maker-savaged-unveiling-easy-drink-capsules-replace-traditional-bottles.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2019, 05:58:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2019, 04:16:46 PM
Whisky capsules? Wonder how long it will be before some pissed up idiot eats a detergent pod by mistake.  . . .
Well that'd just be Darwin being innovative  :thumbsup:

As for Whisky Pods, I'd give them a try
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2019, 10:59:46 PM
Just how pissed was this guy not to feel some maniac bobbitting him...?  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7541281/Horrified-man-51-genitals-ripped-horrific-cannibal-attack.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2019, 03:07:34 AM
BM, you may want to sit down before watching this. DIY and open source Transhumanism...  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-scotland-49908957/transhumanism-how-far-would-you-go-for-a-body-upgrade

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2019, 03:22:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2019, 10:59:46 PM
Just how pissed was this guy not to feel some maniac bobbitting him...?  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7541281/Horrified-man-51-genitals-ripped-horrific-cannibal-attack.html

Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2019, 03:22:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2019, 03:07:34 AM
BM, you may want to sit down before watching this. DIY and open source Transhumanism...  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-scotland-49908957/transhumanism-how-far-would-you-go-for-a-body-upgrade

Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2019, 09:21:48 AM
I'm a bad person for laughing at his misfortune...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/man-sues-apple-iphone-turned-gay-10859075/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2019, 09:25:11 AM
What..........I........just.........why???  eeek:

Making a dress from other people's pubic hair??  sick2:

(https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nintchdbpict000249797647.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C896&ssl=1)

https://metro.co.uk/2016/07/05/woman-makes-dress-out-of-other-peoples-pubic-hair-after-appealing-for-donations-5988271/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2019, 09:50:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2019, 09:21:48 AM
I'm a bad person for laughing at his misfortune...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/man-sues-apple-iphone-turned-gay-10859075/

WTF???  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 07, 2019, 11:59:20 AM
No-deal Brexit could spark rise in dogging, cabinet minister warns (https://uk.yahoo.com/news/no-deal-brexit-dogging-rise-minister-085810758.html)
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2019, 01:10:51 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 07, 2019, 11:59:20 AM
No-deal Brexit could spark rise in dogging, cabinet minister warns (https://uk.yahoo.com/news/no-deal-brexit-dogging-rise-minister-085810758.html)
 eeek:

FFS!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2019, 03:33:16 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 07, 2019, 11:59:20 AM
No-deal Brexit could spark rise in dogging, cabinet minister warns (https://uk.yahoo.com/news/no-deal-brexit-dogging-rise-minister-085810758.html)
 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2019, 03:38:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2019, 09:25:11 AM
What..........I........just.........why???  eeek:

Making a dress from other people's pubic hair??  sick2:

(https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nintchdbpict000249797647.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C896&ssl=1)

https://metro.co.uk/2016/07/05/woman-makes-dress-out-of-other-peoples-pubic-hair-after-appealing-for-donations-5988271/

Pendantry, but isn't that a skirt...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2019, 03:52:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 07, 2019, 03:38:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2019, 09:25:11 AM
What..........I........just.........why???  eeek:

Making a dress from other people's pubic hair??  sick2:

(https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nintchdbpict000249797647.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C896&ssl=1)

https://metro.co.uk/2016/07/05/woman-makes-dress-out-of-other-peoples-pubic-hair-after-appealing-for-donations-5988271/

Pendantry, but isn't that a skirt...?
:thumbsup:

was I the only one that thought of that song line "you'd need a coal miner to reach her vagina cos . .  . ."
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2019, 04:06:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 07, 2019, 03:52:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 07, 2019, 03:38:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2019, 09:25:11 AM
What..........I........just.........why???  eeek:

Making a dress from other people's pubic hair??  sick2:

(https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nintchdbpict000249797647.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C896&ssl=1)

https://metro.co.uk/2016/07/05/woman-makes-dress-out-of-other-peoples-pubic-hair-after-appealing-for-donations-5988271/

Pendantry, but isn't that a skirt...?
:thumbsup:

was I the only one that thought of that song line "you'd need a coal miner to reach her vagina cos . .  . ."

Dina...?  lol:

One black one one white one and one with a bit of shite on, the hairs on her dickey di-do hung down to her knees... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2019, 09:13:20 PM
 :thumbsup:  we think alike
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2019, 12:10:24 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 07, 2019, 09:13:20 PM
:thumbsup:  we think alike

Steve and Baldymort thinking alike?????? Why do I have a sudden feeling of impending doom...?  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2019, 01:45:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2019, 12:10:24 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 07, 2019, 09:13:20 PM
:thumbsup:  we think alike

Steve and Baldymort thinking alike?????? Why do I have a sudden feeling of impending doom...?  scared2:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 11:53:53 AM
Why wasn't Greta awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? Simple, she hadn't done anything to earn it. Bunking off school, taking a yacht trip which cost more in carbon emissions that flying to America would have and throwing a strop at the UN General Assembly does not, in any way, qualify someone to be worthy of said award.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/why-didnt-greta-thunberg-win-the-nobel-peace-prize/2019/10/11/e84e6efc-eba4-11e9-9306-47cb0324fd44_story.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2019, 12:07:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 11:53:53 AM
Why wasn't Greta awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? Simple, she hadn't done anything to earn it. Bunking off school, taking a yacht trip which cost more in carbon emissions that flying to America would have and throwing a strop at the UN General Assembly does not, in any way, qualify someone to be worthy of said award.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/why-didnt-greta-thunberg-win-the-nobel-peace-prize/2019/10/11/e84e6efc-eba4-11e9-9306-47cb0324fd44_story.html

Correct.

I deserve it more than she does...  :thumbsup:

...and I've done fuck all to deserve it...  inane:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2019, 12:13:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2019, 12:07:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 11:53:53 AM
Why wasn't Greta awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? Simple, she hadn't done anything to earn it. Bunking off school, taking a yacht trip which cost more in carbon emissions that flying to America would have and throwing a strop at the UN General Assembly does not, in any way, qualify someone to be worthy of said award.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/why-didnt-greta-thunberg-win-the-nobel-peace-prize/2019/10/11/e84e6efc-eba4-11e9-9306-47cb0324fd44_story.html

Correct.

I deserve it more than she does...  :thumbsup:

...and I've done fuck all to deserve it...  inane:
rubschin:

They still haven't announced the Nobel Prize winner for Ikea-assembly (Swedish so there must be one) so don't give up hope yet
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2019, 12:17:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 11, 2019, 12:13:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2019, 12:07:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 11:53:53 AM
Why wasn't Greta awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? Simple, she hadn't done anything to earn it. Bunking off school, taking a yacht trip which cost more in carbon emissions that flying to America would have and throwing a strop at the UN General Assembly does not, in any way, qualify someone to be worthy of said award.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/why-didnt-greta-thunberg-win-the-nobel-peace-prize/2019/10/11/e84e6efc-eba4-11e9-9306-47cb0324fd44_story.html

Correct.

I deserve it more than she does...  :thumbsup:

...and I've done fuck all to deserve it...  inane:
rubschin:

They still haven't announced the Nobel Prize winner for Ikea-assembly (Swedish so there must be one) so don't give up hope yet

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 12:18:07 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 11, 2019, 12:13:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2019, 12:07:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 11:53:53 AM
Why wasn't Greta awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? Simple, she hadn't done anything to earn it. Bunking off school, taking a yacht trip which cost more in carbon emissions that flying to America would have and throwing a strop at the UN General Assembly does not, in any way, qualify someone to be worthy of said award.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/why-didnt-greta-thunberg-win-the-nobel-peace-prize/2019/10/11/e84e6efc-eba4-11e9-9306-47cb0324fd44_story.html

Correct.

I deserve it more than she does...  :thumbsup:

...and I've done fuck all to deserve it...  inane:
rubschin:

They still haven't announced the Nobel Prize winner for Ikea-assembly (Swedish so there must be one) so don't give up hope yet

Don't know about assembly but if there was one for furniture destruction or meatball consumption then BM would be the odds on favourite.  whistle:

Anyhoo it isn't as if she arranged any of it other than bunking off school. She's a kid with autism who has been scared by the media dramatisation of climate change and has since been weaponised in the belief that people won't argue with a child. Hell the legal action that she and 14 other kids have brought against the governments of Germany, France, Brazil, Argentina and Turkey has clearly been put together by other people just so that she can put her name on it.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2019, 12:38:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 12:18:07 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 11, 2019, 12:13:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2019, 12:07:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 11:53:53 AM
Why wasn't Greta awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? Simple, she hadn't done anything to earn it. Bunking off school, taking a yacht trip which cost more in carbon emissions that flying to America would have and throwing a strop at the UN General Assembly does not, in any way, qualify someone to be worthy of said award.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/why-didnt-greta-thunberg-win-the-nobel-peace-prize/2019/10/11/e84e6efc-eba4-11e9-9306-47cb0324fd44_story.html

Correct.

I deserve it more than she does...  :thumbsup:

...and I've done fuck all to deserve it...  inane:
rubschin:

They still haven't announced the Nobel Prize winner for Ikea-assembly (Swedish so there must be one) so don't give up hope yet

Don't know about assembly but if there was one for furniture destruction or meatball consumption then BM would be the odds on favourite.  whistle:

Anyhoo it isn't as if she arranged any of it other than bunking off school. She's a kid with autism who has been scared by the media dramatisation of climate change and has since been weaponised in the belief that people won't argue with a child. Hell the legal action that she and 14 other kids have brought against the governments of Germany, France, Brazil, Argentina and Turkey has clearly been put together by other people just so that she can put her name on it.
To be fair considering those 'faces you'd never get tired of hitting' Extinction Rebellion bastards, Greta is relatively benign and can certainly write and give articulate speeches.  But for services to denying education to children she still needs locking up as well
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 12:42:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 11, 2019, 12:38:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 12:18:07 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 11, 2019, 12:13:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2019, 12:07:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 11:53:53 AM
Why wasn't Greta awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? Simple, she hadn't done anything to earn it. Bunking off school, taking a yacht trip which cost more in carbon emissions that flying to America would have and throwing a strop at the UN General Assembly does not, in any way, qualify someone to be worthy of said award.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/why-didnt-greta-thunberg-win-the-nobel-peace-prize/2019/10/11/e84e6efc-eba4-11e9-9306-47cb0324fd44_story.html

Correct.

I deserve it more than she does...  :thumbsup:

...and I've done fuck all to deserve it...  inane:
rubschin:

They still haven't announced the Nobel Prize winner for Ikea-assembly (Swedish so there must be one) so don't give up hope yet

Don't know about assembly but if there was one for furniture destruction or meatball consumption then BM would be the odds on favourite.  whistle:

Anyhoo it isn't as if she arranged any of it other than bunking off school. She's a kid with autism who has been scared by the media dramatisation of climate change and has since been weaponised in the belief that people won't argue with a child. Hell the legal action that she and 14 other kids have brought against the governments of Germany, France, Brazil, Argentina and Turkey has clearly been put together by other people just so that she can put her name on it.
To be fair considering those 'faces you'd never get tired of hitting' Extinction Rebellion bastards, Greta is relatively benign and can certainly write and give articulate speeches.  But for services to denying education to children she still needs locking up as well

Having seen a couple of interviews where she kept dissembling and trying to pass basic questions off to one of the adults I'm not convinced she actually wrote her speeches.

As far as Extinction Rebellion is concerned, there is already a list of very rich celebs who have taken part, it would be a real shame if the affected businesses decided to band together and sue for loss of earnings...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2019, 03:12:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 12:42:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 11, 2019, 12:38:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 12:18:07 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 11, 2019, 12:13:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2019, 12:07:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 11:53:53 AM
Why wasn't Greta awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? Simple, she hadn't done anything to earn it. Bunking off school, taking a yacht trip which cost more in carbon emissions that flying to America would have and throwing a strop at the UN General Assembly does not, in any way, qualify someone to be worthy of said award.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/why-didnt-greta-thunberg-win-the-nobel-peace-prize/2019/10/11/e84e6efc-eba4-11e9-9306-47cb0324fd44_story.html

Correct.

I deserve it more than she does...  :thumbsup:

...and I've done fuck all to deserve it...  inane:
rubschin:

They still haven't announced the Nobel Prize winner for Ikea-assembly (Swedish so there must be one) so don't give up hope yet

Don't know about assembly but if there was one for furniture destruction or meatball consumption then BM would be the odds on favourite.  whistle:

Anyhoo it isn't as if she arranged any of it other than bunking off school. She's a kid with autism who has been scared by the media dramatisation of climate change and has since been weaponised in the belief that people won't argue with a child. Hell the legal action that she and 14 other kids have brought against the governments of Germany, France, Brazil, Argentina and Turkey has clearly been put together by other people just so that she can put her name on it.
To be fair considering those 'faces you'd never get tired of hitting' Extinction Rebellion bastards, Greta is relatively benign and can certainly write and give articulate speeches.  But for services to denying education to children she still needs locking up as well

Having seen a couple of interviews where she kept dissembling and trying to pass basic questions off to one of the adults I'm not convinced she actually wrote her speeches.

As far as Extinction Rebellion is concerned, there is already a list of very rich celebs who have taken part, it would be a real shame if the affected businesses decided to band together and sue for loss of earnings...  eveilgrin:
They had Keira well you would Knightley on the box earlier and she was supporting Extinction Rebellion.  So I'm shouting at the screen about how if she had to do a proper job she'd realise what a pain it is to have these fucking prima donnas who can't even remotely persuade through the ballot box so will try to impose their view anyway behaving like spoilt schoolkids

Those arses that glue themselves to roads, just leave them there pointing out that there are rats in the area, tramps that will happily piss on them and trucks that will squash them.  Glue yourself to a train, fine just keep the train running and watch them shit themselves
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2019, 03:26:39 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 11, 2019, 03:12:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 12:42:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 11, 2019, 12:38:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 12:18:07 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 11, 2019, 12:13:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 11, 2019, 12:07:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 11:53:53 AM
Why wasn't Greta awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? Simple, she hadn't done anything to earn it. Bunking off school, taking a yacht trip which cost more in carbon emissions that flying to America would have and throwing a strop at the UN General Assembly does not, in any way, qualify someone to be worthy of said award.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/why-didnt-greta-thunberg-win-the-nobel-peace-prize/2019/10/11/e84e6efc-eba4-11e9-9306-47cb0324fd44_story.html

Correct.

I deserve it more than she does...  :thumbsup:

...and I've done fuck all to deserve it...  inane:
rubschin:

They still haven't announced the Nobel Prize winner for Ikea-assembly (Swedish so there must be one) so don't give up hope yet

Don't know about assembly but if there was one for furniture destruction or meatball consumption then BM would be the odds on favourite.  whistle:

Anyhoo it isn't as if she arranged any of it other than bunking off school. She's a kid with autism who has been scared by the media dramatisation of climate change and has since been weaponised in the belief that people won't argue with a child. Hell the legal action that she and 14 other kids have brought against the governments of Germany, France, Brazil, Argentina and Turkey has clearly been put together by other people just so that she can put her name on it.
To be fair considering those 'faces you'd never get tired of hitting' Extinction Rebellion bastards, Greta is relatively benign and can certainly write and give articulate speeches.  But for services to denying education to children she still needs locking up as well

Having seen a couple of interviews where she kept dissembling and trying to pass basic questions off to one of the adults I'm not convinced she actually wrote her speeches.

As far as Extinction Rebellion is concerned, there is already a list of very rich celebs who have taken part, it would be a real shame if the affected businesses decided to band together and sue for loss of earnings...  eveilgrin:
They had Keira well you would Knightley on the box earlier and she was supporting Extinction Rebellion.  So I'm shouting at the screen about how if she had to do a proper job she'd realise what a pain it is to have these fucking prima donnas who can't even remotely persuade through the ballot box so will try to impose their view anyway behaving like spoilt schoolkids

Those arses that glue themselves to roads, just leave them there pointing out that there are rats in the area, tramps that will happily piss on them and trucks that will squash them.  Glue yourself to a train, fine just keep the train running and watch them shit themselves

 happ096
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2019, 06:05:52 PM
https://www.facebook.com/ministryofsoundclub/videos/797528027333402/?t=22

Ker -ching ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2019, 06:12:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 11, 2019, 06:05:52 PM
https://www.facebook.com/ministryofsoundclub/videos/797528027333402/?t=22

Ker -ching ... Thumbs:
facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2019, 10:24:43 AM
You left them stuck up there for 4 YEARS???  Shocked:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/08/man-tweezers-stuck-urethra-four-years-10879861/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2019, 10:32:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2019, 10:24:43 AM
You left them stuck up there for 4 YEARS???  Shocked:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/08/man-tweezers-stuck-urethra-four-years-10879861/


 eeek: sick2: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 12, 2019, 07:47:32 PM
I know it's the Sunday Sport, but PMSL at the cat's face being masked  lol:

(https://i.postimg.cc/GTsm2GXQ/cat-glue.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/GTsm2GXQ)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2019, 07:57:13 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 12, 2019, 07:47:32 PM
I know it's the Sunday Sport, but PMSL at the cat's face being masked  lol:

(https://i.postimg.cc/GTsm2GXQ/cat-glue.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/GTsm2GXQ)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 12, 2019, 11:17:46 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7565913/Spanish-military-parachutist-gets-stuck-lamppost-King-Felipe-Queen-Letizia.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1XdgodiObfxx1hpbH_gII0IwOdhOJ5xRodFYgX7Dv-dJoe2QreCLsAJMg


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2019, 01:05:28 AM
Spongebob Squarepants is a violent racist colonizer??? WTF???  happy001

(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2018/09/931/524/0cafd79a-042310_spongebob2.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

Nick I have to ask, is insanity a natural state with academics or is there some arcane procedure in the halls of learning that seems to turn them into fucking idiots?

Quote
"SpongeBob's presence on Bikini Bottom continues the violent and racist expulsion of indigenous peoples from their lands (and in this case their cosmos) that enables US hegemonic powers to extend their military and colonial interests in the postwar era."

https://news.sky.com/story/spongebob-squarepants-accused-of-normalising-violent-and-racist-colonialism-11833725
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2019, 01:31:49 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 12, 2019, 07:57:13 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 12, 2019, 07:47:32 PM
I know it's the Sunday Sport, but PMSL at the cat's face being masked  lol:

(https://i.postimg.cc/GTsm2GXQ/cat-glue.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/GTsm2GXQ)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2019, 01:33:01 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 12, 2019, 11:17:46 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7565913/Spanish-military-parachutist-gets-stuck-lamppost-King-Felipe-Queen-Letizia.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1XdgodiObfxx1hpbH_gII0IwOdhOJ5xRodFYgX7Dv-dJoe2QreCLsAJMg


 noooo:

Poor sod, he'll never live that down...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2019, 01:33:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2019, 01:05:28 AM
Spongebob Squarepants is a violent racist colonizer??? WTF???  happy001

(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2018/09/931/524/0cafd79a-042310_spongebob2.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

Nick I have to ask, is insanity a natural state with academics or is there some arcane procedure in the halls of learning that seems to turn them into fucking idiots?

Quote
"SpongeBob's presence on Bikini Bottom continues the violent and racist expulsion of indigenous peoples from their lands (and in this case their cosmos) that enables US hegemonic powers to extend their military and colonial interests in the postwar era."

https://news.sky.com/story/spongebob-squarepants-accused-of-normalising-violent-and-racist-colonialism-11833725

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 13, 2019, 08:21:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 13, 2019, 01:33:01 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 12, 2019, 11:17:46 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7565913/Spanish-military-parachutist-gets-stuck-lamppost-King-Felipe-Queen-Letizia.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1XdgodiObfxx1hpbH_gII0IwOdhOJ5xRodFYgX7Dv-dJoe2QreCLsAJMg


 noooo:

Poor sod, he'll never live that down...  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 13, 2019, 08:30:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 13, 2019, 01:33:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2019, 01:05:28 AM
Spongebob Squarepants is a violent racist colonizer??? WTF???  happy001

(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2018/09/931/524/0cafd79a-042310_spongebob2.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

Nick I have to ask, is insanity a natural state with academics or is there some arcane procedure in the halls of learning that seems to turn them into fucking idiots?

Quote
"SpongeBob's presence on Bikini Bottom continues the violent and racist expulsion of indigenous peoples from their lands (and in this case their cosmos) that enables US hegemonic powers to extend their military and colonial interests in the postwar era."

https://news.sky.com/story/spongebob-squarepants-accused-of-normalising-violent-and-racist-colonialism-11833725

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
But it's more like  whacky115 whacky115 whacky115 with these pseud intellectuals more desperate for attention than a 2 year old brat

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2019, 08:56:52 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 13, 2019, 08:30:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 13, 2019, 01:33:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2019, 01:05:28 AM
Spongebob Squarepants is a violent racist colonizer??? WTF???  happy001

(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2018/09/931/524/0cafd79a-042310_spongebob2.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

Nick I have to ask, is insanity a natural state with academics or is there some arcane procedure in the halls of learning that seems to turn them into fucking idiots?

Quote
"SpongeBob's presence on Bikini Bottom continues the violent and racist expulsion of indigenous peoples from their lands (and in this case their cosmos) that enables US hegemonic powers to extend their military and colonial interests in the postwar era."

https://news.sky.com/story/spongebob-squarepants-accused-of-normalising-violent-and-racist-colonialism-11833725

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
But it's more like  whacky115 whacky115 whacky115 with these pseud intellectuals more desperate for attention than a 2 year old brat

Welcome to the wonderful world of grievance studies, the new academic frontier. On the bright side there are those who have been butting heads against the wokification of the academic establishment. James Lindsay, Peter Boghossian and Helen Pluckrose are probably the most (in)famous of them after they wrote and submitted 20 academic papers over the course of a year to see what the reaction would be. Now you may think that doesn't sound like any kind of resistance, at least not until you realise that the papers included a feminist adaptated version of Mein Kampf which was accepted by a social work journal, one that developed the concept of 'fat bodybuilding' and another that analysed 'rape culture' by monitoring dog-humping incidents at a number of parks. The scary thing is that they didn't trick anyone to get the papers submitted, they all fit in with the agendas and biases of the relevant groups and publications. 

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2018/10/dog-rape-and-mein-kampf-feminist-text-why-we-hoaxed-journals-terrible

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2019, 12:03:52 AM
https://vt.co/lifestyle/health/psa-says-youth-tackle-football-is-just-as-bad-as-smoking/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR30LkuemMT820fj_grNxGIF6H8Hu5qfTk2CR4wPgHYPyyVArDwggAuSR7o



Not a spoof .... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2019, 05:02:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 15, 2019, 12:03:52 AM
https://vt.co/lifestyle/health/psa-says-youth-tackle-football-is-just-as-bad-as-smoking/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR30LkuemMT820fj_grNxGIF6H8Hu5qfTk2CR4wPgHYPyyVArDwggAuSR7o



Not a spoof .... noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2019, 05:34:28 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/RWRxnJv4/pitcher.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RWRxnJv4)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2019, 06:34:43 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2019, 05:34:28 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/RWRxnJv4/pitcher.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RWRxnJv4)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2019, 07:51:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2019, 06:34:43 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2019, 05:34:28 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/RWRxnJv4/pitcher.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RWRxnJv4)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2019, 05:59:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2019, 06:34:43 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2019, 05:34:28 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/RWRxnJv4/pitcher.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RWRxnJv4)

 lol: lol: lol:

 cussing:  as bad as BM...... cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2019, 06:05:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 15, 2019, 05:59:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2019, 06:34:43 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2019, 05:34:28 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/RWRxnJv4/pitcher.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RWRxnJv4)

 lol: lol: lol:

 cussing:  as bad as BM...... cussing:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2019, 08:57:47 PM
Another story for Apey to have a field day with, especially with writing like this...  lol:

Quote
There is rampant speculation around the town about the pink and purple dildos that were left next to a drain up the rear passage of a branch of Natwest.

Just......too................many........jokes

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/15/lost-massive-bag-dildos-found-somerset-10919383/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 16, 2019, 09:05:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2019, 08:57:47 PM
Another story for Apey to have a field day with, especially with writing like this...  lol:

Quote
There is rampant speculation around the town about the pink and purple dildos that were left next to a drain up the rear passage of a branch of Natwest.

Just......too................many........jokes

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/15/lost-massive-bag-dildos-found-somerset-10919383/

 Angry9: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 16, 2019, 10:44:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 16, 2019, 09:05:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2019, 08:57:47 PM
Another story for Apey to have a field day with, especially with writing like this...  lol:

Quote
There is rampant speculation around the town about the pink and purple dildos that were left next to a drain up the rear passage of a branch of Natwest.

Just......too................many........jokes

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/15/lost-massive-bag-dildos-found-somerset-10919383/

 Angry9: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2019, 06:42:23 PM
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2019/07/christian-bishop-claims-gays-are-the-product-of-pregnant-women-enjoying-anal-sex/?fbclid=IwAR2vFT18qx_ul-IVQpIVah09bkD2JEdFpMTZL4aGox4e1RwL-GpEWG-HonQ


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2019, 06:48:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2019, 06:42:23 PM
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2019/07/christian-bishop-claims-gays-are-the-product-of-pregnant-women-enjoying-anal-sex/?fbclid=IwAR2vFT18qx_ul-IVQpIVah09bkD2JEdFpMTZL4aGox4e1RwL-GpEWG-HonQ


 rubschin:

AFFS!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2019, 07:33:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2019, 06:48:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2019, 06:42:23 PM
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2019/07/christian-bishop-claims-gays-are-the-product-of-pregnant-women-enjoying-anal-sex/?fbclid=IwAR2vFT18qx_ul-IVQpIVah09bkD2JEdFpMTZL4aGox4e1RwL-GpEWG-HonQ


 rubschin:

AFFS!  cussing:

Was I asleep...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 01:06:46 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2019, 04:40:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 01:06:46 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


 noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 19, 2019, 05:50:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 01:06:46 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


 noooo:

Quote
Humberside Police has confirmed officers are currently investigating the allegation.

A spokesman for the force said: 'We received a report of a hate incident yesterday, on Wednesday, October 16. The report has been logged and will be investigated.'

Jesus fucking Christ, why don't the police just tell her to fuck off. What a ridiculous waste of their time and our money. Go and investigate crime, not pander to fucking idiots
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 19, 2019, 05:51:27 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2019, 05:50:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 01:06:46 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


 noooo:

Quote
Humberside Police has confirmed officers are currently investigating the allegation.

A spokesman for the force said: 'We received a report of a hate incident yesterday, on Wednesday, October 16. The report has been logged and will be investigated.'

Jesus fucking Christ, why don't the police just tell her to fuck off. What a ridiculous waste of their time and our money. Go and investigate crime, not pander to fucking idiots

Or with me different head on... tell her to grow a pair.... oh  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2019, 05:59:15 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2019, 05:50:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 01:06:46 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


 noooo:

Quote
Humberside Police has confirmed officers are currently investigating the allegation.

A spokesman for the force said: 'We received a report of a hate incident yesterday, on Wednesday, October 16. The report has been logged and will be investigated.'

Jesus fucking Christ, why don't the police just tell her to fuck off. What a ridiculous waste of their time and our money. Go and investigate crime, not pander to fucking idiots

Welcome to the new reality, where the police won't investigate burglaries, shoplifting and a host of other crimes because of 'lack of resources' but can still find time to investigate progressive bullshit like this or my absolute favourite 'non crime hate incidents'  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 06:52:53 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2019, 05:51:27 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2019, 05:50:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 01:06:46 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


 noooo:

Quote
Humberside Police has confirmed officers are currently investigating the allegation.

A spokesman for the force said: 'We received a report of a hate incident yesterday, on Wednesday, October 16. The report has been logged and will be investigated.'

Jesus fucking Christ, why don't the police just tell her to fuck off. What a ridiculous waste of their time and our money. Go and investigate crime, not pander to fucking idiots

Or with me different head on... tell her to grow a pair.... oh  redface:

 drumroll:   ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 07:09:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 06:52:53 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2019, 05:51:27 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2019, 05:50:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 01:06:46 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


 noooo:

Quote
Humberside Police has confirmed officers are currently investigating the allegation.

A spokesman for the force said: 'We received a report of a hate incident yesterday, on Wednesday, October 16. The report has been logged and will be investigated.'

Jesus fucking Christ, why don't the police just tell her to fuck off. What a ridiculous waste of their time and our money. Go and investigate crime, not pander to fucking idiots

Or with me different head on... tell her to grow a pair.... oh  redface:

 drumroll:   ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

My generation had wonder-woman ...............this generation got wonder if it's a woman ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 19, 2019, 07:19:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 07:09:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 06:52:53 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2019, 05:51:27 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2019, 05:50:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 01:06:46 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


 noooo:

Quote
Humberside Police has confirmed officers are currently investigating the allegation.

A spokesman for the force said: 'We received a report of a hate incident yesterday, on Wednesday, October 16. The report has been logged and will be investigated.'

Jesus fucking Christ, why don't the police just tell her to fuck off. What a ridiculous waste of their time and our money. Go and investigate crime, not pander to fucking idiots

Or with me different head on... tell her to grow a pair.... oh  redface:

 drumroll:   ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

My generation had wonder-woman ...............this generation got wonder if it's a woman ........ noooo:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2019, 07:26:00 PM
A naked drunk/high Scotsman attacking someone on the street with a bike wheel...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/16/naked-man-used-bike-wheel-attack-stranger-street-10927247/

Well Apey should be able to get a few jokes out of it at least.
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2019, 10:05:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 06:52:53 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2019, 05:51:27 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2019, 05:50:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 01:06:46 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7588769/Transgender-woman-claims-discrimination-snubbed-porn-having-penis.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3nOlMaQRTFN3tX-WrjSAgaYivoUsWeGKGFMrWG02FzMfP2SaOVLzmmAgk&fbclid=IwAR0HshqgiQcuOpGAGXA35AOY1J0WYzuFP_U381jpqwjmG7AEstloqjHZxcQ


 noooo:

Quote
Humberside Police has confirmed officers are currently investigating the allegation.

A spokesman for the force said: 'We received a report of a hate incident yesterday, on Wednesday, October 16. The report has been logged and will be investigated.'

Jesus fucking Christ, why don't the police just tell her to fuck off. What a ridiculous waste of their time and our money. Go and investigate crime, not pander to fucking idiots

Or with me different head on... tell her to grow a pair.... oh  redface:

 drumroll:   ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2019, 04:12:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2019, 07:26:00 PM
A naked drunk/high Scotsman attacking someone on the street with a bike wheel...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/16/naked-man-used-bike-wheel-attack-stranger-street-10927247/

Well Apey should be able to get a few jokes out of it at least.

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:08:01 AM
Am I missing something here? A new law in California limits freelance journalists to writing 35 articles a year. I know a couple of freelancers and given the articles are paid by the word they write more pieces than that a month just to pay the bills. All I can see happening from this is an exodus of freelancers.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/everybody-is-freaking-freelance-writers-scramble-make-sense-new-california-law-1248195
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2019, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:08:01 AM
Am I missing something here? A new law in California limits freelance journalists to writing 35 articles a year. I know a couple of freelancers and given the articles are paid by the word they write more pieces than that a month just to pay the bills. All I can see happening from this is an exodus of freelancers.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/everybody-is-freaking-freelance-writers-scramble-make-sense-new-california-law-1248195

California eh...? Bizarre...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:37:57 AM
Think I've just found the next holiday location for Nick and Nod...  whistle:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/10/15/Italian-town-warns-tourists-not-to-use-Google-Maps-after-144-emergency-calls/5281571170797/?mpse=1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 20, 2019, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2019, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:08:01 AM
Am I missing something here? A new law in California limits freelance journalists to writing 35 articles a year. I know a couple of freelancers and given the articles are paid by the word they write more pieces than that a month just to pay the bills. All I can see happening from this is an exodus of freelancers.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/everybody-is-freaking-freelance-writers-scramble-make-sense-new-california-law-1248195

California eh...? Bizarre...  noooo:
really?

AB5 is basically just a law (and wider than journalism) that stops employers misclassifying employees as self employed (so they can dodge their obligations)

More about it here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Assembly_Bill_5_(2019)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2019, 11:01:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:37:57 AM
Think I've just found the next holiday location for Nick and Nod...  whistle:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/10/15/Italian-town-warns-tourists-not-to-use-Google-Maps-after-144-emergency-calls/5281571170797/?mpse=1

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 01:15:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2019, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:08:01 AM
Am I missing something here? A new law in California limits freelance journalists to writing 35 articles a year. I know a couple of freelancers and given the articles are paid by the word they write more pieces than that a month just to pay the bills. All I can see happening from this is an exodus of freelancers.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/everybody-is-freaking-freelance-writers-scramble-make-sense-new-california-law-1248195

California eh...? Bizarre...  noooo:
really?

AB5 is basically just a law (and wider than journalism) that stops employers misclassifying employees as self employed (so they can dodge their obligations)

More about it here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Assembly_Bill_5_(2019)

I suspect that there are going to be more problems with the law and the damage to the freelance journalism industry is only the first one to be realised. Anyone with even half a brain would be able to see that limiting the number of articles a freelancer is allowed to write is going to catastrophically impact their income so I can't imagine it is going to be the only way they have buggered it up.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 20, 2019, 03:43:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 01:15:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2019, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:08:01 AM
Am I missing something here? A new law in California limits freelance journalists to writing 35 articles a year. I know a couple of freelancers and given the articles are paid by the word they write more pieces than that a month just to pay the bills. All I can see happening from this is an exodus of freelancers.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/everybody-is-freaking-freelance-writers-scramble-make-sense-new-california-law-1248195

California eh...? Bizarre...  noooo:
really?

AB5 is basically just a law (and wider than journalism) that stops employers misclassifying employees as self employed (so they can dodge their obligations)

More about it here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Assembly_Bill_5_(2019)

I suspect that there are going to be more problems with the law and the damage to the freelance journalism industry is only the first one to be realised. Anyone with even half a brain would be able to see that limiting the number of articles a freelancer is allowed to write is going to catastrophically impact their income so I can't imagine it is going to be the only way they have buggered it up.
if you're writing more than 35 articles for one publication you're not really a freelancer, you're an employee colluding with the employer to gain an unfair advantage over publications and writers that do it honestly

Did I mention that faux self employed fiddles make my blood boil?  No one ever let me claim my cost of getting to work off my tax, no one ever let me pay a reduced stamp and still claim NHS care and a state pension, no one ever let me claim cost of my clothes as tax deductible expenses etc etc
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 20, 2019, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 03:43:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 01:15:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2019, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:08:01 AM
Am I missing something here? A new law in California limits freelance journalists to writing 35 articles a year. I know a couple of freelancers and given the articles are paid by the word they write more pieces than that a month just to pay the bills. All I can see happening from this is an exodus of freelancers.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/everybody-is-freaking-freelance-writers-scramble-make-sense-new-california-law-1248195

California eh...? Bizarre...  noooo:
really?

AB5 is basically just a law (and wider than journalism) that stops employers misclassifying employees as self employed (so they can dodge their obligations)

More about it here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Assembly_Bill_5_(2019)

I suspect that there are going to be more problems with the law and the damage to the freelance journalism industry is only the first one to be realised. Anyone with even half a brain would be able to see that limiting the number of articles a freelancer is allowed to write is going to catastrophically impact their income so I can't imagine it is going to be the only way they have buggered it up.
if you're writing more than 35 articles for one publication you're not really a freelancer, you're an employee colluding with the employer to gain an unfair advantage over publications and writers that do it honestly

Did I mention that faux self employed fiddles make my blood boil?  No one ever let me claim my cost of getting to work off my tax, no one ever let me pay a reduced stamp and still claim NHS care and a state pension, no one ever let me claim cost of my clothes as tax deductible expenses etc etc

When I had my business in UK claimed 3rd bedroom as office ....... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 21, 2019, 09:59:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 20, 2019, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 03:43:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 01:15:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2019, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:08:01 AM
Am I missing something here? A new law in California limits freelance journalists to writing 35 articles a year. I know a couple of freelancers and given the articles are paid by the word they write more pieces than that a month just to pay the bills. All I can see happening from this is an exodus of freelancers.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/everybody-is-freaking-freelance-writers-scramble-make-sense-new-california-law-1248195

California eh...? Bizarre...  noooo:
really?

AB5 is basically just a law (and wider than journalism) that stops employers misclassifying employees as self employed (so they can dodge their obligations)

More about it here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Assembly_Bill_5_(2019)

I suspect that there are going to be more problems with the law and the damage to the freelance journalism industry is only the first one to be realised. Anyone with even half a brain would be able to see that limiting the number of articles a freelancer is allowed to write is going to catastrophically impact their income so I can't imagine it is going to be the only way they have buggered it up.
if you're writing more than 35 articles for one publication you're not really a freelancer, you're an employee colluding with the employer to gain an unfair advantage over publications and writers that do it honestly

Did I mention that faux self employed fiddles make my blood boil?  No one ever let me claim my cost of getting to work off my tax, no one ever let me pay a reduced stamp and still claim NHS care and a state pension, no one ever let me claim cost of my clothes as tax deductible expenses etc etc

When I had my business in UK claimed 3rd bedroom as office ....... redface:
But that can be OK

A base issue is that developed nation governments just love making vote winning social promises and then burdening honest employers with the cost and effort of implementing them.  Gives a huge incentive for dishonest employers to pressure or connive with what really are employees to lie that they're not.  Result:  legislation like California's AB5 to balance the playing field a bit

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2019, 10:51:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 21, 2019, 09:59:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 20, 2019, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 03:43:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 01:15:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2019, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:08:01 AM
Am I missing something here? A new law in California limits freelance journalists to writing 35 articles a year. I know a couple of freelancers and given the articles are paid by the word they write more pieces than that a month just to pay the bills. All I can see happening from this is an exodus of freelancers.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/everybody-is-freaking-freelance-writers-scramble-make-sense-new-california-law-1248195

California eh...? Bizarre...  noooo:
really?

AB5 is basically just a law (and wider than journalism) that stops employers misclassifying employees as self employed (so they can dodge their obligations)

More about it here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Assembly_Bill_5_(2019)

I suspect that there are going to be more problems with the law and the damage to the freelance journalism industry is only the first one to be realised. Anyone with even half a brain would be able to see that limiting the number of articles a freelancer is allowed to write is going to catastrophically impact their income so I can't imagine it is going to be the only way they have buggered it up.
if you're writing more than 35 articles for one publication you're not really a freelancer, you're an employee colluding with the employer to gain an unfair advantage over publications and writers that do it honestly

Did I mention that faux self employed fiddles make my blood boil?  No one ever let me claim my cost of getting to work off my tax, no one ever let me pay a reduced stamp and still claim NHS care and a state pension, no one ever let me claim cost of my clothes as tax deductible expenses etc etc

When I had my business in UK claimed 3rd bedroom as office ....... redface:
But that can be OK

A base issue is that developed nation governments just love making vote winning social promises and then burdening honest employers with the cost and effort of implementing them.  Gives a huge incentive for dishonest employers to pressure or connive with what really are employees to lie that they're not.  Result:  legislation like California's AB5 to balance the playing field a bit

The problem with the AB5 approach to freelance journalists makes no sense. All that is going to happen is that the news companies based in California will employ freelancers from out of the state which bypasses the law. There have already been over 7000 job losses in the American news media industry so far this year, how does that help those living in California because it's not going to force the companies to employ them full time.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2019, 11:22:14 AM
This sounds like Apey's Holy Grail, permanent free booze...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7595593/Mans-stomach-turned-human-beer-keg-rare-condition.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2019, 11:30:28 AM
Too.........many.........recycled...TMR..............jokes...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7593709/Porn-star-Bridget-Midget-faces-15-years-breaking-boyfriends-home-stabbing-him.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2019, 11:41:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2019, 10:51:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 21, 2019, 09:59:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 20, 2019, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 03:43:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 01:15:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2019, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:08:01 AM
Am I missing something here? A new law in California limits freelance journalists to writing 35 articles a year. I know a couple of freelancers and given the articles are paid by the word they write more pieces than that a month just to pay the bills. All I can see happening from this is an exodus of freelancers.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/everybody-is-freaking-freelance-writers-scramble-make-sense-new-california-law-1248195

California eh...? Bizarre...  noooo:
really?

AB5 is basically just a law (and wider than journalism) that stops employers misclassifying employees as self employed (so they can dodge their obligations)

More about it here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Assembly_Bill_5_(2019)

I suspect that there are going to be more problems with the law and the damage to the freelance journalism industry is only the first one to be realised. Anyone with even half a brain would be able to see that limiting the number of articles a freelancer is allowed to write is going to catastrophically impact their income so I can't imagine it is going to be the only way they have buggered it up.
if you're writing more than 35 articles for one publication you're not really a freelancer, you're an employee colluding with the employer to gain an unfair advantage over publications and writers that do it honestly

Did I mention that faux self employed fiddles make my blood boil?  No one ever let me claim my cost of getting to work off my tax, no one ever let me pay a reduced stamp and still claim NHS care and a state pension, no one ever let me claim cost of my clothes as tax deductible expenses etc etc

When I had my business in UK claimed 3rd bedroom as office ....... redface:
But that can be OK

A base issue is that developed nation governments just love making vote winning social promises and then burdening honest employers with the cost and effort of implementing them.  Gives a huge incentive for dishonest employers to pressure or connive with what really are employees to lie that they're not.  Result:  legislation like California's AB5 to balance the playing field a bit

The problem with the AB5 approach to freelance journalists makes no sense. All that is going to happen is that the news companies based in California will employ freelancers from out of the state which bypasses the law. There have already been over 7000 job losses in the American news media industry so far this year, how does that help those living in California because it's not going to force the companies to employ them full time.

Precisely!  :thumbsup:

The answer to problems caused by government intervention is clearly not more government intervention... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2019, 12:02:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 21, 2019, 11:41:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2019, 10:51:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 21, 2019, 09:59:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 20, 2019, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 03:43:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 01:15:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2019, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:08:01 AM
Am I missing something here? A new law in California limits freelance journalists to writing 35 articles a year. I know a couple of freelancers and given the articles are paid by the word they write more pieces than that a month just to pay the bills. All I can see happening from this is an exodus of freelancers.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/everybody-is-freaking-freelance-writers-scramble-make-sense-new-california-law-1248195

California eh...? Bizarre...  noooo:
really?

AB5 is basically just a law (and wider than journalism) that stops employers misclassifying employees as self employed (so they can dodge their obligations)

More about it here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Assembly_Bill_5_(2019)

I suspect that there are going to be more problems with the law and the damage to the freelance journalism industry is only the first one to be realised. Anyone with even half a brain would be able to see that limiting the number of articles a freelancer is allowed to write is going to catastrophically impact their income so I can't imagine it is going to be the only way they have buggered it up.
if you're writing more than 35 articles for one publication you're not really a freelancer, you're an employee colluding with the employer to gain an unfair advantage over publications and writers that do it honestly

Did I mention that faux self employed fiddles make my blood boil?  No one ever let me claim my cost of getting to work off my tax, no one ever let me pay a reduced stamp and still claim NHS care and a state pension, no one ever let me claim cost of my clothes as tax deductible expenses etc etc

When I had my business in UK claimed 3rd bedroom as office ....... redface:
But that can be OK

A base issue is that developed nation governments just love making vote winning social promises and then burdening honest employers with the cost and effort of implementing them.  Gives a huge incentive for dishonest employers to pressure or connive with what really are employees to lie that they're not.  Result:  legislation like California's AB5 to balance the playing field a bit

The problem with the AB5 approach to freelance journalists makes no sense. All that is going to happen is that the news companies based in California will employ freelancers from out of the state which bypasses the law. There have already been over 7000 job losses in the American news media industry so far this year, how does that help those living in California because it's not going to force the companies to employ them full time.

Precisely!  :thumbsup:

The answer to problems caused by government intervention is clearly not more government intervention... ::)

Government intervention can help but the problem we have at the moment both here and in America is that we have a crop of politicians who have come up from a political environment with no skills or experience relevant to the real world. Because of that they are completely removed from the issues and end up with 'advisors', AB5 is a case in point. Looking at the way it has been set up at least for freelance journalists I'd suspect that the unions had a hand in putting the bill together as freelancers are less likely to join.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 21, 2019, 01:31:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2019, 10:51:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 21, 2019, 09:59:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 20, 2019, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 03:43:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 01:15:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 20, 2019, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2019, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2019, 06:08:01 AM
Am I missing something here? A new law in California limits freelance journalists to writing 35 articles a year. I know a couple of freelancers and given the articles are paid by the word they write more pieces than that a month just to pay the bills. All I can see happening from this is an exodus of freelancers.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/everybody-is-freaking-freelance-writers-scramble-make-sense-new-california-law-1248195

California eh...? Bizarre...  noooo:
really?

AB5 is basically just a law (and wider than journalism) that stops employers misclassifying employees as self employed (so they can dodge their obligations)

More about it here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Assembly_Bill_5_(2019)

I suspect that there are going to be more problems with the law and the damage to the freelance journalism industry is only the first one to be realised. Anyone with even half a brain would be able to see that limiting the number of articles a freelancer is allowed to write is going to catastrophically impact their income so I can't imagine it is going to be the only way they have buggered it up.
if you're writing more than 35 articles for one publication you're not really a freelancer, you're an employee colluding with the employer to gain an unfair advantage over publications and writers that do it honestly

Did I mention that faux self employed fiddles make my blood boil?  No one ever let me claim my cost of getting to work off my tax, no one ever let me pay a reduced stamp and still claim NHS care and a state pension, no one ever let me claim cost of my clothes as tax deductible expenses etc etc

When I had my business in UK claimed 3rd bedroom as office ....... redface:
But that can be OK

A base issue is that developed nation governments just love making vote winning social promises and then burdening honest employers with the cost and effort of implementing them.  Gives a huge incentive for dishonest employers to pressure or connive with what really are employees to lie that they're not.  Result:  legislation like California's AB5 to balance the playing field a bit

The problem with the AB5 approach to freelance journalists makes no sense. All that is going to happen is that the news companies based in California will employ freelancers from out of the state which bypasses the law. There have already been over 7000 job losses in the American news media industry so far this year, how does that help those living in California because it's not going to force the companies to employ them full time.
Doesn't work as I read it.  There's no geographical limitation.  If a publication uses the same supposed freelancer in say New York 36 times then it is the publication that has to treat them as an employee

And the law isn't really a change, it just codifies an existing court decision

The real solution is to make governments find the cost of their social promises through taxes they have to defend at the ballot box and not this idiot burdening of the good employers for daring to give people jobs
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 21, 2019, 01:33:35 PM
The equivalent here is called IR35 and was the bane of my life until my accountant (and many others) found ways round it  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 22, 2019, 03:22:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2019, 11:30:28 AM
Too.........many.........recycled...TMR..............jokes...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7593709/Porn-star-Bridget-Midget-faces-15-years-breaking-boyfriends-home-stabbing-him.html

 ;D redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2019, 05:16:55 AM
https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-teach-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-and-it-s-just-as-cute-as-it-sounds (https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-teach-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-and-it-s-just-as-cute-as-it-sounds)

I bet they can avoid gates too  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2019, 05:26:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2019, 05:16:55 AM
https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-teach-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-and-it-s-just-as-cute-as-it-sounds (https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-teach-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-and-it-s-just-as-cute-as-it-sounds)

I bet they can avoid gates too  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2019, 05:58:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2019, 05:16:55 AM
https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-teach-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-and-it-s-just-as-cute-as-it-sounds (https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-teach-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-and-it-s-just-as-cute-as-it-sounds)

I bet they can avoid gates too  whistle:

What about trees...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2019, 06:00:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2019, 05:58:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2019, 05:16:55 AM
https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-teach-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-and-it-s-just-as-cute-as-it-sounds (https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-teach-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-and-it-s-just-as-cute-as-it-sounds)

I bet they can avoid gates too  whistle:

What about trees...?  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2019, 06:06:32 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2019, 06:19:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2019, 06:06:32 AM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

You started it with the gatepost comment  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2019, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2019, 05:16:55 AM
https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-teach-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-and-it-s-just-as-cute-as-it-sounds (https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-teach-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-and-it-s-just-as-cute-as-it-sounds)

I bet they can avoid gates too  whistle:
eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:


 rubschin: surely rats have been driving cars for years, just look at the Audis on the M25
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 11:42:25 AM
If Nick and Nod were Liverpool fans...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7608621/Two-Liverpool-fans-miss-Champions-League-win-accidentally-travelling-Ghent-not-Genk.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 11:49:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 11:42:25 AM
If Nick and Nod were Liverpool fans...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7608621/Two-Liverpool-fans-miss-Champions-League-win-accidentally-travelling-Ghent-not-Genk.html

 lol:

 noooo:

That's a waste of dole money ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2019, 12:32:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 11:49:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 11:42:25 AM
If Nick and Nod were Liverpool fans...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7608621/Two-Liverpool-fans-miss-Champions-League-win-accidentally-travelling-Ghent-not-Genk.html

 lol:

 noooo:

That's a waste of dole money ........ noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 02:47:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 11:49:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 11:42:25 AM
If Nick and Nod were Liverpool fans...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7608621/Two-Liverpool-fans-miss-Champions-League-win-accidentally-travelling-Ghent-not-Genk.html

 lol:

 noooo:

That's a waste of dole money ........ noooo:

They might make it back in hubcaps  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 03:06:08 PM
And the snowflakes strike again. I was hoping it would just be one university pulling this shite.  Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/24/clapping-banned-oxford-university-stop-people-triggered-10975221/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 03:17:03 PM
Bloody hell, I've heard of subcontracting but this...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/23/hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-tells-police-10971438/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 03:18:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 03:17:03 PM
Bloody hell, I've heard of subcontracting but this...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/23/hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-tells-police-10971438/

Is this the arti-chokes 3 for pound joke ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 03:19:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 03:18:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 03:17:03 PM
Bloody hell, I've heard of subcontracting but this...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/23/hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-tells-police-10971438/

Is this the arti-chokes 3 for pound joke ......... rubschin:

Or Chinese gangster appropriation of Abbot and Costello...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2019, 03:25:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 03:06:08 PM
And the snowflakes strike again. I was hoping it would just be one university pulling this shite.  Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/24/clapping-banned-oxford-university-stop-people-triggered-10975221/

Excuse my language but what a bunch of cunts...  noooo:

How on Earth are they going to cope in  the real world...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 03:40:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2019, 03:25:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 03:06:08 PM
And the snowflakes strike again. I was hoping it would just be one university pulling this shite.  Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/24/clapping-banned-oxford-university-stop-people-triggered-10975221/

Excuse my language but what a bunch of cunts...  noooo:

How on Earth are they going to cope in  the real world...?

This HAS to be a wind-up......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 05:36:32 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7610131/Arkansas-hunter-66-dies-attacked-deer-hed-just-shot.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1wBGgzSCrETxNKGExovqf2s4sDA7c8tmdbh4s7Fq9Zlech9RovKQO1-0I


 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2019, 05:48:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2019, 03:25:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 03:06:08 PM
And the snowflakes strike again. I was hoping it would just be one university pulling this shite.  Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/24/clapping-banned-oxford-university-stop-people-triggered-10975221/

Excuse my language but what a bunch of cunts...  noooo:

How on Earth are they going to cope in  the real world...?
Quite

Can I get cop cars banned because when I see one behind me I get anxiety?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2019, 05:53:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 05:36:32 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7610131/Arkansas-hunter-66-dies-attacked-deer-hed-just-shot.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1wBGgzSCrETxNKGExovqf2s4sDA7c8tmdbh4s7Fq9Zlech9RovKQO1-0I


 whistle:
Would I sound a bit like a callous git if I said I was more concerned about how the deer is?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 06:08:54 PM
https://www.bolde.com/school-makes-kids-wear-boxes-on-their-heads-to-prevent-cheating/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=crunch&fbclid=IwAR0epxKnI1rAg4VP-n8atPyo2YlTMdwuzPBwu_UOcc3i--7Bql2VqrsAx6g


BM.s school .......... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 07:16:12 PM
Nickxon of Dock Green...?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/24/copper-comes-a-cropper-while-chasing-suspect-on-his-bike-10976180/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 09:20:03 PM
Too..........many.............bloody.....jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7610395/Neighbours-fear-rowdy-stag-hen-parties-flock-worlds-vagina-museum-London.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2019, 10:24:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 09:20:03 PM
Too..........many.............bloody.....jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7610395/Neighbours-fear-rowdy-stag-hen-parties-flock-worlds-vagina-museum-London.html
Bonkers just bonkers

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 10:32:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 24, 2019, 10:24:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 09:20:03 PM
Too..........many.............bloody.....jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7610395/Neighbours-fear-rowdy-stag-hen-parties-flock-worlds-vagina-museum-London.html
Bonkers just bonkers

As Bonkers as .........


https://vt.co/lifestyle/lgbtq/trans-woman-who-tried-to-sue-beauticians-for-not-waxing-her-scrotum-loses-lawsuit/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR1mR2FTH0yjtG3CpUqNx_UELhO9bc4qTAhWw2PnVZ06ysMZnvqKis3PgX0
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2019, 11:33:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 10:32:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 24, 2019, 10:24:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 09:20:03 PM
Too..........many.............bloody.....jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7610395/Neighbours-fear-rowdy-stag-hen-parties-flock-worlds-vagina-museum-London.html
Bonkers just bonkers

As Bonkers as .........


https://vt.co/lifestyle/lgbtq/trans-woman-who-tried-to-sue-beauticians-for-not-waxing-her-scrotum-loses-lawsuit/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR1mR2FTH0yjtG3CpUqNx_UELhO9bc4qTAhWw2PnVZ06ysMZnvqKis3PgX0
rubschin:

a draw methinks
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2019, 04:00:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 10:32:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 24, 2019, 10:24:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2019, 09:20:03 PM
Too..........many.............bloody.....jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7610395/Neighbours-fear-rowdy-stag-hen-parties-flock-worlds-vagina-museum-London.html
Bonkers just bonkers

As Bonkers as .........


https://vt.co/lifestyle/lgbtq/trans-woman-who-tried-to-sue-beauticians-for-not-waxing-her-scrotum-loses-lawsuit/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR1mR2FTH0yjtG3CpUqNx_UELhO9bc4qTAhWw2PnVZ06ysMZnvqKis3PgX0

Excellent result!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2019, 02:06:55 PM
US hunter killed by deer he thought he had just shot dead (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50180755)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 25, 2019, 03:42:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2019, 02:06:55 PM
US hunter killed by deer he thought he had just shot dead (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50180755)


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 25, 2019, 07:14:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2019, 02:06:55 PM
US hunter killed by deer he thought he had just shot dead (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50180755)

He should have learned the first time when he did it yesterday  ;)  AFFS


Quote from: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 05:36:32 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7610131/Arkansas-hunter-66-dies-attacked-deer-hed-just-shot.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1wBGgzSCrETxNKGExovqf2s4sDA7c8tmdbh4s7Fq9Zlech9RovKQO1-0I


 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2019, 07:44:17 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2019, 08:31:56 PM
Migrating Eagles run up huge roaming charges  lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50180781
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2019, 11:41:31 PM
Scary haunted house challenge with a $20k prize vs Padlock Pockets....



my money would be on Apey...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7611191/cariest-haunted-house-requires-doctors-note-signing-40-page-WAIVER.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 26, 2019, 12:01:46 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 25, 2019, 07:14:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2019, 02:06:55 PM
US hunter killed by deer he thought he had just shot dead (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50180755)

He should have learned the first time when he did it yesterday  ;)  AFFS


Quote from: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 05:36:32 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7610131/Arkansas-hunter-66-dies-attacked-deer-hed-just-shot.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1wBGgzSCrETxNKGExovqf2s4sDA7c8tmdbh4s7Fq9Zlech9RovKQO1-0I


 whistle:

 cloud9:

BM ...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2019, 02:57:20 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 25, 2019, 07:14:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2019, 02:06:55 PM
US hunter killed by deer he thought he had just shot dead (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50180755)

He should have learned the first time when he did it yesterday  ;)  AFFS


Quote from: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 05:36:32 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7610131/Arkansas-hunter-66-dies-attacked-deer-hed-just-shot.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1wBGgzSCrETxNKGExovqf2s4sDA7c8tmdbh4s7Fq9Zlech9RovKQO1-0I


 whistle:


 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2019, 02:58:23 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 25, 2019, 08:31:56 PM
Migrating Eagles run up huge roaming charges  lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50180781

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2019, 11:04:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2019, 02:58:23 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 25, 2019, 08:31:56 PM
Migrating Eagles run up huge roaming charges  lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50180781

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Soaring mobile costs.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 27, 2019, 12:05:29 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 27, 2019, 08:13:14 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2019, 11:04:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2019, 02:58:23 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 25, 2019, 08:31:56 PM
Migrating Eagles run up huge roaming charges  lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50180781

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Soaring mobile costs.

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2019, 07:38:05 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10224290/firefighters-rescue-pet-pig-flat/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10224290/firefighters-rescue-pet-pig-flat/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2019, 09:24:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2019, 07:38:05 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10224290/firefighters-rescue-pet-pig-flat/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10224290/firefighters-rescue-pet-pig-flat/)
facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 28, 2019, 10:17:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2019, 09:24:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2019, 07:38:05 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10224290/firefighters-rescue-pet-pig-flat/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10224290/firefighters-rescue-pet-pig-flat/)
facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2019, 03:13:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 28, 2019, 10:17:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2019, 09:24:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2019, 07:38:05 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10224290/firefighters-rescue-pet-pig-flat/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10224290/firefighters-rescue-pet-pig-flat/)
facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2019, 03:54:19 AM
Acupuncture for masochists???  eeek: eeek:

https://news.sky.com/story/india-daredevils-set-new-record-for-most-layers-in-bed-of-nails-sandwich-11844758

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2019, 06:13:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2019, 03:54:19 AM
Acupuncture for masochists???  eeek: eeek:

https://news.sky.com/story/india-daredevils-set-new-record-for-most-layers-in-bed-of-nails-sandwich-11844758

OMG!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2019, 03:34:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2019, 06:13:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2019, 03:54:19 AM
Acupuncture for masochists???  eeek: eeek:

https://news.sky.com/story/india-daredevils-set-new-record-for-most-layers-in-bed-of-nails-sandwich-11844758

OMG!  Shocked:
more like  whacky115

Don't they have No More Nails in India then?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2019, 03:37:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 29, 2019, 03:34:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2019, 06:13:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2019, 03:54:19 AM
Acupuncture for masochists???  eeek: eeek:

https://news.sky.com/story/india-daredevils-set-new-record-for-most-layers-in-bed-of-nails-sandwich-11844758

OMG!  Shocked:
more like  whacky115

Don't they have No More Nails in India then?

I don't know about No More Nails but I certainly think there is a nail shortage over there as most of them were used in the leaning tower of idiots...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2019, 03:44:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 29, 2019, 03:34:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2019, 06:13:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2019, 03:54:19 AM
Acupuncture for masochists???  eeek: eeek:

https://news.sky.com/story/india-daredevils-set-new-record-for-most-layers-in-bed-of-nails-sandwich-11844758

OMG!  Shocked:
more like  whacky115

Don't they have No More Nails in India then?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2019, 02:45:04 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7632457/Luxury-Marbella-home-expert-earning-2-000-day.html

Here's a thought, if you want to cut down on unnecessary spending then cancel this guys contract and sack whichever fucking idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring him aboard. At almost 2 grand per day he earns about the same per year as the combined wages of 24 Band 5 nurses!!! These would be the same nurses who have to deal with the fallout of whatever cutbacks he makes during his time there 'streamlining' operations.

 Banghead

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2019, 02:51:47 AM
This is pawsibly the strangest story of today  redface: You identify as a cat..............?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7629757/Woman-31-identified-CAT-teenage-years.html

Apey.......let punnage commence...  whistle:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2019, 09:49:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2019, 02:45:04 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7632457/Luxury-Marbella-home-expert-earning-2-000-day.html

Here's a thought, if you want to cut down on unnecessary spending then cancel this guys contract and sack whichever fucking idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring him aboard. At almost 2 grand per day he earns about the same per year as the combined wages of 24 Band 5 nurses!!! These would be the same nurses who have to deal with the fallout of whatever cutbacks he makes during his time there 'streamlining' operations.

 Banghead
Surely the key question the Daily Misery is avoiding is has he saved them more money than he costs?

Consultants always cost a lot in the short term (ask Nick?), the trick is finding out which ones are worth it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2019, 09:52:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2019, 02:51:47 AM
This is pawsibly the strangest story of today  redface: You identify as a cat..............?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7629757/Woman-31-identified-CAT-teenage-years.html

Apey.......let punnage commence...  whistle:
whacky115

And that's just the bloke for putting up with the fur balls, half eaten mice and having to make en effin large cat door. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 31, 2019, 10:08:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 31, 2019, 09:52:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2019, 02:51:47 AM
This is pawsibly the strangest story of today  redface: You identify as a cat..............?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7629757/Woman-31-identified-CAT-teenage-years.html

Apey.......let punnage commence...  whistle:
whacky115

And that's just the bloke for putting up with the fur balls, half eaten mice and having to make en effin large cat door.

JUST TMJs......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2019, 12:09:30 AM
Wearing greenface is as bad as wearing blackface because of the witch burnings....?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7634611/Woman-causes-Twitter-storm-comparing-green-face-blackface.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2019, 04:12:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2019, 12:09:30 AM
Wearing greenface is as bad as wearing blackface because of the witch burnings....?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7634611/Woman-causes-Twitter-storm-comparing-green-face-blackface.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 01, 2019, 02:44:59 PM
https://vt.co/animals/stories/woman-who-lived-with-140-snakes-strangled-to-death-by-giant-python/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR1ByCVyvqFP4rjEKrKBTgZ2thEtX3gM14VxA3fD7By4Ugzd61-M3oZTuZ4

Shit writes itself ....... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2019, 03:02:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 01, 2019, 02:44:59 PM
https://vt.co/animals/stories/woman-who-lived-with-140-snakes-strangled-to-death-by-giant-python/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR1ByCVyvqFP4rjEKrKBTgZ2thEtX3gM14VxA3fD7By4Ugzd61-M3oZTuZ4

Shit writes itself ....... noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2019, 03:52:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 01, 2019, 02:44:59 PM
https://vt.co/animals/stories/woman-who-lived-with-140-snakes-strangled-to-death-by-giant-python/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR1ByCVyvqFP4rjEKrKBTgZ2thEtX3gM14VxA3fD7By4Ugzd61-M3oZTuZ4

Shit writes itself ....... noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2019, 09:34:56 PM
BM, Nick, if either of you decide to give this a try can you video it so the rest of us can have a laugh...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7638673/Mechanic-ices-windscreen-replacing-washer-fluid-petrol-setting-fire.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2019, 06:43:03 PM
Whatever happened to the saying "Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it"

I absolutely despair, I just don't have the words to describe how fucked I think we will be in the future if this idiot is an example of an average millenial  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7638687/Instagram-influencer-22-claims-learning-World-War-Two-hit-millennials-MENTAL-HEALTH.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 02, 2019, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2019, 06:43:03 PM
Whatever happened to the saying "Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it"

I absolutely despair, I just don't have the words to describe how fucked I think we will be in the future if this idiot is an example of an average millenial  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7638687/Instagram-influencer-22-claims-learning-World-War-Two-hit-millennials-MENTAL-HEALTH.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:

imho everyone should watch the World at War series, or at least the first, holocaust and Japan episodes and even those don't tell the whole story of just why it needed to be fought.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2019, 10:06:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 02, 2019, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2019, 06:43:03 PM
Whatever happened to the saying "Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it"

I absolutely despair, I just don't have the words to describe how fucked I think we will be in the future if this idiot is an example of an average millenial  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7638687/Instagram-influencer-22-claims-learning-World-War-Two-hit-millennials-MENTAL-HEALTH.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:

imho everyone should watch the World at War series, or at least the first, holocaust and Japan episodes and even those don't tell the whole story of just why it needed to be fought.

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 02, 2019, 11:32:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/srD87VF.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2019, 04:58:43 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 02, 2019, 11:32:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/srD87VF.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 03, 2019, 09:47:21 AM
https://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/news/confusion-no-one-turns-huge-pro-brexit-demo-doncaster-825135

'Confusion as NO ONE turns up for 'huge' pro Brexit demo'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2019, 11:48:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2019, 04:58:43 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 02, 2019, 11:32:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/srD87VF.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 03, 2019, 12:12:48 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2019, 11:48:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2019, 04:58:43 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 02, 2019, 11:32:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/srD87VF.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
  lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

right thread?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2019, 06:50:48 AM
Maybe I'm just getting cynical in my old age but I'm certain there is some kind of massive catch with this...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7645215/A-pub-price-pint-Essex-boozer-goes-sale-just-1.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 04, 2019, 09:08:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2019, 06:50:48 AM
Maybe I'm just getting cynical in my old age but I'm certain there is some kind of massive catch with this...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7645215/A-pub-price-pint-Essex-boozer-goes-sale-just-1.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
It's a pub, overpriced at any price
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2019, 06:19:34 PM
https://www.tyla.com/life/real-life-mukbang-asmr-eating-challenge-charnation-watch-charnation-best-watch-20191104?fbclid=IwAR3X1F677bgodCkSCMqgt_fk8Lka6KTA113OBuKG_NEHk6KIzvJkXoFoyFQ


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2019, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 04, 2019, 06:19:34 PM
https://www.tyla.com/life/real-life-mukbang-asmr-eating-challenge-charnation-watch-charnation-best-watch-20191104?fbclid=IwAR3X1F677bgodCkSCMqgt_fk8Lka6KTA113OBuKG_NEHk6KIzvJkXoFoyFQ


 noooo: noooo:

What a monster...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2019, 12:20:14 AM
So it isn't just Nick having problems when buying something online...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7648849/A-clucking-disaster-Man-accidentally-buys-1-000-hens-1-thinks-hes-getting-just-ONE.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2019, 12:38:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2019, 12:20:14 AM
So it isn't just Nick having problems when buying something online...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7648849/A-clucking-disaster-Man-accidentally-buys-1-000-hens-1-thinks-hes-getting-just-ONE.html

Nick likes chicks ........ Thumbs:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2019, 08:45:40 AM
https://vt.co/news/uk/student-sues-college-because-he-didnt-get-the-grade-he-deserved/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR2fzs01I0dPAAeb0yuuPrlubeZLRPq_I62LTq2DjAZysfL6IDEkEaVfY1I


The Boy ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2019, 08:59:14 AM
At the risk of being told I'm stereotyping I'm going to suggest that perhaps he was pissed at the time...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7649797/Scottish-man-filmed-launching-firework-BOTTOM.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2019, 09:06:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2019, 08:59:14 AM
At the risk of being told I'm stereotyping I'm going to suggest that perhaps he was pissed at the time...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7649797/Scottish-man-filmed-launching-firework-BOTTOM.html
whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2019, 01:25:00 PM
Jesus Christ, why the hell would you want to have someone do this to you...  eeek:

Quote from: idiot
"The best thing I can give you is once the eyeball was penetrated with the ink, it felt like (the tattoo artist) grabbed 10 shards of glass and rubbed it in my eye.

"That happened four times per eye, that was pretty brutal. Unfortunately, my artist went too deep into my eyeball."

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-who-spent-14k-body-20806026?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2019, 01:27:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2019, 01:25:00 PM
Jesus Christ, why the hell would you want to have someone do this to you...  eeek:

Quote from: idiot
"The best thing I can give you is once the eyeball was penetrated with the ink, it felt like (the tattoo artist) grabbed 10 shards of glass and rubbed it in my eye.

"That happened four times per eye, that was pretty brutal. Unfortunately, my artist went too deep into my eyeball."

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-who-spent-14k-body-20806026?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic

Madness, she must have been blind drunk...  noooo:

...and what a pretty girl she was too!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2019, 02:01:31 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

They should shoot the tattooist
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2019, 03:54:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 05, 2019, 01:27:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2019, 01:25:00 PM
Jesus Christ, why the hell would you want to have someone do this to you...  eeek:

Quote from: idiot
"The best thing I can give you is once the eyeball was penetrated with the ink, it felt like (the tattoo artist) grabbed 10 shards of glass and rubbed it in my eye.

"That happened four times per eye, that was pretty brutal. Unfortunately, my artist went too deep into my eyeball."

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-who-spent-14k-body-20806026?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic

Madness, she must have been blind drunk...  noooo:

...and what a pretty girl she was too!

My point all the time ..met another bride 2b the other week ..pretty girl ...but "Full sleeve ".... sick2:   plus for them ....she had great knockers ..but you can't help look at tatoos ...what a waste ...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2019, 11:58:57 AM
Words fail me...  Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/06/council-charges-people-course-wear-shoes-carry-handbags-11050068/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 09, 2019, 12:02:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2019, 11:58:57 AM
Words fail me...  Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/06/council-charges-people-course-wear-shoes-carry-handbags-11050068/

Maybe for the "gender=neutral " ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2019, 01:24:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2019, 11:58:57 AM
Words fail me...  Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/06/council-charges-people-course-wear-shoes-carry-handbags-11050068/

That Tory austerity eh...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2019, 05:35:18 AM
Teenager stabbed to death at council-run knife awareness course for young offenders, police reveal (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/11/08/teenager-stabbed-death-attending-council-run-knife-awareness/)

You don't get more aware than that eh...?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2019, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2019, 05:35:18 AM
Teenager stabbed to death at council-run knife awareness course for young offenders, police reveal (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/11/08/teenager-stabbed-death-attending-council-run-knife-awareness/)

You don't get more aware than that eh...?  lol:

 lol: lol: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2019, 11:35:46 AM
https://www.thevintagenews.com/2019/05/27/noahs-ark-replica/?fbclid=IwAR25oM15cGcPAYTdy-UbjspjMxlMVGwK2u5dz-SAkQvoG2NvONcrpk4FrOE

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2019, 11:54:05 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 10, 2019, 11:35:46 AM
https://www.thevintagenews.com/2019/05/27/noahs-ark-replica/?fbclid=IwAR25oM15cGcPAYTdy-UbjspjMxlMVGwK2u5dz-SAkQvoG2NvONcrpk4FrOE

 rubschin:

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2019, 04:12:55 PM
Why the hell would you pay to do this to yourself #....actually I've lost count now...  noooo:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/11/09/19/20804974-7668261-image-a-13_1573326912997.jpg)

Apparently the guy has 480 piercings...  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7668261/Man-horns-implanted-forehead-joins-tattoo-aficionados-Brussels-body-art-convention.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2019, 06:13:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2019, 04:12:55 PM
Why the hell would you pay to do this to yourself #....actually I've lost count now...  noooo:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/11/09/19/20804974-7668261-image-a-13_1573326912997.jpg)

Apparently the guy has 480 piercings...  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7668261/Man-horns-implanted-forehead-joins-tattoo-aficionados-Brussels-body-art-convention.html

 sick2:  eeek:  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2019, 07:00:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2019, 06:13:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2019, 04:12:55 PM
Why the hell would you pay to do this to yourself #....actually I've lost count now...  noooo:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/11/09/19/20804974-7668261-image-a-13_1573326912997.jpg)

Apparently the guy has 480 piercings...  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7668261/Man-horns-implanted-forehead-joins-tattoo-aficionados-Brussels-body-art-convention.html

 sick2:  eeek:  Shocked:

More to the point HOW did he pay ??  does he work looking like that ..??
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2019, 04:47:24 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 10, 2019, 07:00:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2019, 06:13:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2019, 04:12:55 PM
Why the hell would you pay to do this to yourself #....actually I've lost count now...  noooo:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/11/09/19/20804974-7668261-image-a-13_1573326912997.jpg)

Apparently the guy has 480 piercings...  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7668261/Man-horns-implanted-forehead-joins-tattoo-aficionados-Brussels-body-art-convention.html

 sick2:  eeek:  Shocked:

More to the point HOW did he pay ??  does he work looking like that ..??

Things he can't do...

1) Get a job
2) Go through airport security
3) Have an MRI
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 12, 2019, 09:13:49 PM
https://americangg.net/newspaper-humiliated-missing-hyphen/?fbclid=IwAR3rJqOcs1hGK-wvsq-mxrrM_YC5eGoZH77yXw5LrQtP5lpFF04LqACNN-Q


Nick.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2019, 09:03:58 AM
Is this some kind of eco friendly drive by?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7675521/Manhunt-two-homeless-men-woman-struck-ARROW-Bay-Area-park.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2019, 10:13:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2019, 09:03:58 AM
Is this some kind of eco friendly drive by?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7675521/Manhunt-two-homeless-men-woman-struck-ARROW-Bay-Area-park.html
What goes" clip clop clip twang twang clop clip clop"?
















































An Amish drive by.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2019, 03:17:54 PM
Stick to the day job, Mr Darwin (sir)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 13, 2019, 03:37:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 13, 2019, 03:17:54 PM
Stick to the day job, Mr Darwin (sir)

A job Mr Darwin is when ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2019, 03:57:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 13, 2019, 03:37:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 13, 2019, 03:17:54 PM
Stick to the day job, Mr Darwin (sir)

A job Mr Darwin is when ......... whistle:
... or if?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2019, 12:14:53 AM
I'll let Apey have the gum disease jokes....  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7680379/Why-women-NOT-masturbate-electric-toothbrushes.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2019, 11:59:45 AM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-accused-of-stealing-a-pumpkin-by-hiding-it-in-her-vagina/?fbclid=IwAR2c57HVvFqA6fQHxI6yZODtHZ5ojA8ZukfxwOjMFWWVFlKhjWR1hNc0cmate


 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2019, 12:26:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2019, 11:59:45 AM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-accused-of-stealing-a-pumpkin-by-hiding-it-in-her-vagina/?fbclid=IwAR2c57HVvFqA6fQHxI6yZODtHZ5ojA8ZukfxwOjMFWWVFlKhjWR1hNc0cmate


 eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2019, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 14, 2019, 12:26:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2019, 11:59:45 AM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-accused-of-stealing-a-pumpkin-by-hiding-it-in-her-vagina/?fbclid=IwAR2c57HVvFqA6fQHxI6yZODtHZ5ojA8ZukfxwOjMFWWVFlKhjWR1hNc0cmate


 eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

The security guards do have a lot to put up with.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2019, 04:18:50 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2019, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 14, 2019, 12:26:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2019, 11:59:45 AM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-accused-of-stealing-a-pumpkin-by-hiding-it-in-her-vagina/?fbclid=IwAR2c57HVvFqA6fQHxI6yZODtHZ5ojA8ZukfxwOjMFWWVFlKhjWR1hNc0cmate


 eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

The security guards do have a lot to put up with.  noooo:

Judging from the photo I'd say she crammed more than one up there...  eeek:

And speaking of stupid things to shove up you...

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ohio-woman-accused-of-trying-to-steal-a-christmas-tree-by-hiding-it-in-her-vagina/

 I'll let Apey have a crack at the Christmas fairy jokes... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2019, 12:45:00 PM
Nationalise Openreach, BT Consumer and BT Enterprise and you think it will only cost a little over £15 billion and you can run the fibre infrastructure of the nation for a measly £230 million a year which will be paid for by a hefty new tax on major multinational corporations?  Banghead

Were you born this bloody stupid or did you have to work at it. For starters, there is no way that the purchase and operational costs will be anywhere near that cheap plus bear in mind that BT is currently able to offset a massive chunk of their fibre operational and maintenance costs by allowing other providers to rent capacity, something that will end if you are going to supply a state owned 'free' broadband (I'm not going to touch on the obvious censorship concerns as they go without saying). Secondly, you claim that you will be able to fund the this debacle by taxing multinational companies like Amazon, Google, GE and Facebook. Let me tell you what will happen the moment you try to pull this crap..................THEY WILL MOVE THEIR OPERATIONS OVERSEAS and you can guarantee that a greedy EU will be more than happy to bend their own regulations to entice them you blithering idiot 

https://www.techradar.com/news/labour-pledges-free-broadband-for-all-the-uk?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+techradar%2Fallnews+%28TechRadar%3A+Tech+News+and+Reviews%29
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2019, 02:06:29 PM
You had one job #67234

https://www.newsweek.com/greta-thunberg-mural-san-francisco-looks-like-vladimir-putin-twitter-users-say-1470862

Am I a bad person for laughing at this...?  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2019, 01:47:05 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7696319/Veterinary-students-come-fire-vegans-using-sheep-cover-private-parts.html

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2019, 05:12:23 PM
https://vt.co/animals/stories/man-accidentally-buys-1000-chickens-for-just-1/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR1GhrYbr8gUBUjWUdUH4yDyNK9Vx7kLmLukVZDBXuItqqMKX79GSXggPcY


Nick ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2019, 05:18:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2019, 05:12:23 PM
https://vt.co/animals/stories/man-accidentally-buys-1000-chickens-for-just-1/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR1GhrYbr8gUBUjWUdUH4yDyNK9Vx7kLmLukVZDBXuItqqMKX79GSXggPcY


Nick ....... rubschin:

Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2019, 12:20:14 AM
So it isn't just Nick having problems when buying something online...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7648849/A-clucking-disaster-Man-accidentally-buys-1-000-hens-1-thinks-hes-getting-just-ONE.html

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2019, 05:26:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2019, 05:18:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2019, 05:12:23 PM
https://vt.co/animals/stories/man-accidentally-buys-1000-chickens-for-just-1/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR1GhrYbr8gUBUjWUdUH4yDyNK9Vx7kLmLukVZDBXuItqqMKX79GSXggPcY


Nick ....... rubschin:

Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2019, 12:20:14 AM
So it isn't just Nick having problems when buying something online...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7648849/A-clucking-disaster-Man-accidentally-buys-1-000-hens-1-thinks-hes-getting-just-ONE.html

 whistle:

 redface:

Must have been sleeping ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2019, 05:39:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2019, 05:26:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2019, 05:18:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2019, 05:12:23 PM
https://vt.co/animals/stories/man-accidentally-buys-1000-chickens-for-just-1/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR1GhrYbr8gUBUjWUdUH4yDyNK9Vx7kLmLukVZDBXuItqqMKX79GSXggPcY


Nick ....... rubschin:

Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2019, 12:20:14 AM
So it isn't just Nick having problems when buying something online...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7648849/A-clucking-disaster-Man-accidentally-buys-1-000-hens-1-thinks-hes-getting-just-ONE.html

 whistle:

 redface:

Must have been sleeping ...... rubschin:

Posted just after mid day.............? Sounds about right...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2019, 12:52:25 PM
At the risk of sounding uncaring what the hell did you expect? Most Burger Kings are franchises so the owners can't afford to fork out thousands on a new broiler to cook the patties or haven't got the space to fit an additional one and even if they could they would have to shut down while it was being installed. Plus they can't guarantee that they would sell enough to justify the expense. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7698671/Burger-King-sued-cooking-Impossible-Whopper-grill-regular-meat-patties.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 19, 2019, 07:16:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2019, 12:52:25 PM
At the risk of sounding uncaring what the hell did you expect? Most Burger Kings are franchises so the owners can't afford to fork out thousands on a new broiler to cook the patties or haven't got the space to fit an additional one and even if they could they would have to shut down while it was being installed. Plus they can't guarantee that they would sell enough to justify the expense. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7698671/Burger-King-sued-cooking-Impossible-Whopper-grill-regular-meat-patties.html

If only they knew half the other shit that went on in food places ....there was 1 place here where the salad left on plate was washed and used again .!!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 20, 2019, 12:57:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 19, 2019, 07:16:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2019, 12:52:25 PM
At the risk of sounding uncaring what the hell did you expect? Most Burger Kings are franchises so the owners can't afford to fork out thousands on a new broiler to cook the patties or haven't got the space to fit an additional one and even if they could they would have to shut down while it was being installed. Plus they can't guarantee that they would sell enough to justify the expense. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7698671/Burger-King-sued-cooking-Impossible-Whopper-grill-regular-meat-patties.html

If only they knew half the other shit that went on in food places ....there was 1 place here where the salad left on plate was washed and used again .!!!

Place I worked in when I was a lot younger had a drunk 'chef' (and I use that term extremely loosely), the owner's dog would stick it's nose into anything interesting it found in the kitchen and the last day I worked there I found the chef scraping mould off the veg so it could be re used. That was the night he lobbed a meat cleaver at my head hence me leaving. It was pure coincidence that less than a week later environmental health paid an unexpected visit.   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 20, 2019, 04:42:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2019, 12:52:25 PM
At the risk of sounding uncaring what the hell did you expect? Most Burger Kings are franchises so the owners can't afford to fork out thousands on a new broiler to cook the patties or haven't got the space to fit an additional one and even if they could they would have to shut down while it was being installed. Plus they can't guarantee that they would sell enough to justify the expense. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7698671/Burger-King-sued-cooking-Impossible-Whopper-grill-regular-meat-patties.html
How fucking stupid

The impossible Whopper is the same as the Rebel Whopper and here in Oz they are very clear that they cannot say it's vegetarian for exactly that reason.  And it's never going to be vegan because it's got mayonnaise in it.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2019, 07:43:39 AM
A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue. (https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/dx70fo/a_statue_of_jesus_in_india_mysteriously_began/)


happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2019, 07:56:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2019, 07:43:39 AM
A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue. (https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/dx70fo/a_statue_of_jesus_in_india_mysteriously_began/)


happy002
lol: lol: lol:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2019, 10:14:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 22, 2019, 07:56:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2019, 07:43:39 AM
A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue. (https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/dx70fo/a_statue_of_jesus_in_india_mysteriously_began/)


happy002
lol: lol: lol:

facepalm:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2019, 10:25:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2019, 10:14:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 22, 2019, 07:56:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2019, 07:43:39 AM
A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue. (https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/dx70fo/a_statue_of_jesus_in_india_mysteriously_began/)


happy002
lol: lol: lol:

facepalm:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Depending on the colour of the water I believe the term could be 'holy shit'  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2019, 03:10:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2019, 10:25:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2019, 10:14:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 22, 2019, 07:56:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2019, 07:43:39 AM
A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue. (https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/dx70fo/a_statue_of_jesus_in_india_mysteriously_began/)


happy002
lol: lol: lol:

facepalm:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Depending on the colour of the water I believe the term could be 'holy shit'  redface:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2019, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2019, 03:10:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2019, 10:25:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2019, 10:14:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 22, 2019, 07:56:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2019, 07:43:39 AM
A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue. (https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/dx70fo/a_statue_of_jesus_in_india_mysteriously_began/)


happy002
lol: lol: lol:

facepalm:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Depending on the colour of the water I believe the term could be 'holy shit'  redface:

 drumroll:

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2019, 04:58:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 22, 2019, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2019, 03:10:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2019, 10:25:01 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2019, 10:14:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 22, 2019, 07:56:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 22, 2019, 07:43:39 AM
A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue. (https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/dx70fo/a_statue_of_jesus_in_india_mysteriously_began/)


happy002
lol: lol: lol:

facepalm:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Depending on the colour of the water I believe the term could be 'holy shit'  redface:

 drumroll:

 ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2019, 09:43:46 PM
Miss D's man sorts out her Christmas present...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7715337/Chocs-robbers-Thief-steals-20-tonnes-CHOCOLATE-worth-43-000-Austria.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2019, 06:08:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2019, 09:43:46 PM
Miss D's man sorts out her Christmas present...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7715337/Chocs-robbers-Thief-steals-20-tonnes-CHOCOLATE-worth-43-000-Austria.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

 scared:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2019, 08:06:16 PM
For all those of you who thinks skynet is here you may want to pass on reading this. IBM created an AI that has been able to debate humans on the dangers of artificial intelligence...

Quote
On the proposition side, arguing that AI will bring more harm than good, Project Debater’s opening remarks were darkly ironic. “AI can cause a lot of harm,” it said. “AI will not be able to make a decision that is the morally correct one, because morality is unique to humans.”

 scared2:

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2224585-robot-debates-humans-about-the-dangers-of-artificial-intelligence/?utm_campaign=RSS|NSNS&utm_source=NSNS&utm_medium=RSS&utm_content=technology
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2019, 03:19:12 PM
And of course I'm not having fun winding up the locals over this.....................nope not at all...  angel1

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7726855/Cornish-folk-furious-legend-claiming-clotted-cream-invented-DEVON.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2019, 04:26:42 PM
The procedure doesn't exist to re-implant an ectopic pregnancy that has been removed to save the mothers life, plus even if it did it would just endanger the mother all over again. Words fail me...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7706991/Ohio-anti-abortionists-want-doctors-implant-ectopic-pregnancies.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2019, 07:48:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2019, 04:26:42 PM
The procedure doesn't exist to re-implant an ectopic pregnancy that has been removed to save the mothers life, plus even if it did it would just endanger the mother all over again. Words fail me...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7706991/Ohio-anti-abortionists-want-doctors-implant-ectopic-pregnancies.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2019, 10:29:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2019, 07:48:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2019, 04:26:42 PM
The procedure doesn't exist to re-implant an ectopic pregnancy that has been removed to save the mothers life, plus even if it did it would just endanger the mother all over again. Words fail me...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7706991/Ohio-anti-abortionists-want-doctors-implant-ectopic-pregnancies.html

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

FFS there's a horrible irony here that the parents of these rabid anti abortionists didn't have them aborted
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2019, 12:14:20 PM
Fantastic headline or someone just taking the piss

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50619955

Human urine forces cinema evacuation in Washington state
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2019, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 01, 2019, 12:14:20 PM
Fantastic headline or someone just taking the piss

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50619955

Human urine forces cinema evacuation in Washington state

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2019, 03:32:38 PM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html)

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2019, 03:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2019, 03:32:38 PM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html)

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2019, 08:41:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 01, 2019, 03:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2019, 03:32:38 PM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html)

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

" cussing:"   , ! cussing:   .  cussing: ! .. cussing:  ???? 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2019, 05:55:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2019, 03:32:38 PM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html)

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What a sad state of affair's ....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 02, 2019, 08:52:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2019, 05:55:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2019, 03:32:38 PM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html)

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What a sad state of affair's ....  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 02, 2019, 10:17:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 02, 2019, 08:52:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2019, 05:55:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2019, 03:32:38 PM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html)

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What a sad state of affair's ....  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2019, 11:16:38 AM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 02, 2019, 08:51:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 02, 2019, 10:17:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 02, 2019, 08:52:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2019, 05:55:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2019, 03:32:38 PM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/apostrophe-society-shuts-down-because-ignorance-has-won-a4301391.html)

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What a sad state of affair's ....  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 06:34:15 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/health/teenagers-penis-degloved-and-his-scrotum-inverted-in-horror-bike-crash/?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2WJWedtZTODLFn4AMX52_k2aBcfv1UzSFpSTANkPRmkdS1HO7bfGf_uWk

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 06:38:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 06:34:15 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/health/teenagers-penis-degloved-and-his-scrotum-inverted-in-horror-bike-crash/?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2WJWedtZTODLFn4AMX52_k2aBcfv1UzSFpSTANkPRmkdS1HO7bfGf_uWk

 noooo:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 07:46:18 PM
Apey......?  rubschin:

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/fake-delivery-driver-steals-3000-bottle-of-whiskey-worth-18000/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 07:46:18 PM
Apey......?  rubschin:

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/fake-delivery-driver-steals-3000-bottle-of-whiskey-worth-18000/

Nooooooo...last time "someone " was involved in something like that they stole a whole lorry-load of Blackberry phones (just on market) ........with all the instructions and phones in German ........ evil:  redface:   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 08:02:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 07:46:18 PM
Apey......?  rubschin:

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/fake-delivery-driver-steals-3000-bottle-of-whiskey-worth-18000/

Nooooooo...last time "someone " was involved in something like that they stole a whole lorry-load of Blackberry phones (just on market) ........with all the instructions and phones in German ........ evil:  redface:

And 5 minutes of looking online would have found the instructions to change the language from German to English...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2019, 08:13:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 08:02:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 07:46:18 PM
Apey......?  rubschin:

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/fake-delivery-driver-steals-3000-bottle-of-whiskey-worth-18000/

Nooooooo...last time "someone " was involved in something like that they stole a whole lorry-load of Blackberry phones (just on market) ........with all the instructions and phones in German ........ evil:  redface:

And 5 minutes of looking online would have found the instructions to change the language from German to English...  whistle:

There was prolly no 'on line' back then...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2019, 08:13:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 08:02:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 07:46:18 PM
Apey......?  rubschin:

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/fake-delivery-driver-steals-3000-bottle-of-whiskey-worth-18000/

Nooooooo...last time "someone " was involved in something like that they stole a whole lorry-load of Blackberry phones (just on market) ........with all the instructions and phones in German ........ evil:  redface:

And 5 minutes of looking online would have found the instructions to change the language from German to English...  whistle:

There was prolly no 'on line' back then...  noooo:

WAP would have been available. May have taken a little longer but it would still have been possible.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 09:10:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2019, 08:13:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 08:02:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2019, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2019, 07:46:18 PM
Apey......?  rubschin:

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/fake-delivery-driver-steals-3000-bottle-of-whiskey-worth-18000/

Nooooooo...last time "someone " was involved in something like that they stole a whole lorry-load of Blackberry phones (just on market) ........with all the instructions and phones in German ........ evil:  redface:

And 5 minutes of looking online would have found the instructions to change the language from German to English...  whistle:

There was prolly no 'on line' back then...  noooo:

WAP would have been available. May have taken a little longer but it would still have been possible.  rubschin:

 problem ...the type of people buying stolen goods ..don't want to pox about looking for instructions on what was then a new thing ..!!  especially explaining to 2000 people plus ..how to use it .... noooo:   was so "new" networks weren't ready either for all features ...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2019, 11:36:13 AM
Robber breaks his wrist after jumping over 50ft garden wall to escape police (https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/robber-who-threatened-kill-woman-17340059)

Quote
A young thug who threatened to kill a woman in a terrifying robbery tried to escape police by jumping over a garden wall - only to fall 50 feet down a railway embankment and break his wrist in the process.

happy001

Someone for you to keep an eye on Mr. Darwin Sir...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2019, 04:08:49 PM
Utter bollocks, the accent isn't dying because of the numbers of people moving into the county.

(http://Dr Lucy Ellis, a linguistics expert said that the rhotic 'r' is slowly dying out as Cornwall changes with the generations and social migration.)

No, the rhotic 'r' is fading away because younger generations realise it makes them sound like a bleedin' stereotypical village idiot.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7753509/Cornish-accent-dying-rich-outsiders-moving-area.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2019, 04:17:21 PM
Something you want to tell us Mr Darwin sir.....?  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7754679/Farmer-drives-tractor-hunt-saboteurs.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2019, 04:22:02 AM
And the moral of the story is that comedians who are popular on the BBC may not go down well with an audience in the real world.  noooo:

I'm sorry, Nish Kumar is Britain's hottest comedian? Really? Which blithering idiot came up with that idea. I've tried watching his show and can honestly say I've had funnier migraines.

https://youtu.be/1uOMCb0JYkI

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7751489/Nish-Kumar-hits-criticism-material-Lords-Taverners-Christmas-charity-lunch.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2019, 08:27:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2019, 04:22:02 AM
And the moral of the story is that comedians who are popular on the BBC may not go down well with an audience in the real world.  noooo:

I'm sorry, Nish Kumar is Britain's hottest comedian? Really? Which blithering idiot came up with that idea. I've tried watching his show and can honestly say I've had funnier migraines.

https://youtu.be/1uOMCb0JYkI

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7751489/Nish-Kumar-hits-criticism-material-Lords-Taverners-Christmas-charity-lunch.html

I saw that elsewhere yesterday - most excellent!  ;D

Why the fuckety-fuck did they book him? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2019, 06:32:38 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7760727/Priest-sparks-massive-fireball-Lagos-mistaking-petrol-holy-water.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3MiiwxDBWQ_rT2LLAUg95ZxmyzVzTwikZgJcFtmMtd5RoOSIUKs1yao10

Where to start...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 05, 2019, 07:09:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 05, 2019, 06:32:38 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7760727/Priest-sparks-massive-fireball-Lagos-mistaking-petrol-holy-water.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3MiiwxDBWQ_rT2LLAUg95ZxmyzVzTwikZgJcFtmMtd5RoOSIUKs1yao10

Where to start...... rubschin:
Shocked: facepalm:

I'd say the Darwin thread but somehow the fuckwit in chief survived

What a totally fucked up country that is
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2019, 11:48:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 05, 2019, 07:09:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 05, 2019, 06:32:38 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7760727/Priest-sparks-massive-fireball-Lagos-mistaking-petrol-holy-water.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3MiiwxDBWQ_rT2LLAUg95ZxmyzVzTwikZgJcFtmMtd5RoOSIUKs1yao10

Where to start...... rubschin:
Shocked: facepalm:

I'd say the Darwin thread but somehow the fuckwit in chief survived

What a totally fucked up country that is

Holy smoke, what an idiot...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 12:04:02 AM
Just to check, this is December and not April?

You are seriously telling me that there are at least 2 people out there stupid enough to fork out $120,000 for one of these and despite hiking the price up another $30k there is still interest in buying the third one...  Shocked:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/12/05/21/21879926-7761411-image-a-78_1575581881507.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7761411/Duct-taped-banana-installations-created-Maurizio-Cattelan-selling-150-000.html

If people are stupid enough to pay that much for a banana gaffer taped to a wall then we really are fucked as a species...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 06, 2019, 08:17:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 12:04:02 AM
Just to check, this is December and not April?

You are seriously telling me that there are at least 2 people out there stupid enough to fork out $120,000 for one of these and despite hiking the price up another $30k there is still interest in buying the third one...  Shocked:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/12/05/21/21879926-7761411-image-a-78_1575581881507.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7761411/Duct-taped-banana-installations-created-Maurizio-Cattelan-selling-150-000.html

If people are stupid enough to pay that much for a banana gaffer taped to a wall then we really are fucked as a species...  noooo:
Shocked:

we need a bigger  whacky115  emojiwotsit
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2019, 11:29:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 12:04:02 AM
Just to check, this is December and not April?

You are seriously telling me that there are at least 2 people out there stupid enough to fork out $120,000 for one of these and despite hiking the price up another $30k there is still interest in buying the third one...  Shocked:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/12/05/21/21879926-7761411-image-a-78_1575581881507.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7761411/Duct-taped-banana-installations-created-Maurizio-Cattelan-selling-150-000.html

If people are stupid enough to pay that much for a banana gaffer taped to a wall then we really are fucked as a species...  noooo:


* Sound of Duck Tape tearing *  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2019, 02:17:39 PM
https://newsthump.com/2018/12/21/christmas-ruined-as-chris-reas-car-fails-mot/?fbclid=IwAR3p2ncVt2q71i5iwyNA3ZoaQ3iucj7YEwA-ft9eO1K4tOdSPyMk12gtswM

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2019, 03:22:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 06, 2019, 02:17:39 PM
https://newsthump.com/2018/12/21/christmas-ruined-as-chris-reas-car-fails-mot/?fbclid=IwAR3p2ncVt2q71i5iwyNA3ZoaQ3iucj7YEwA-ft9eO1K4tOdSPyMk12gtswM

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

AFFS... last year... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 03:37:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2019, 03:22:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 06, 2019, 02:17:39 PM
https://newsthump.com/2018/12/21/christmas-ruined-as-chris-reas-car-fails-mot/?fbclid=IwAR3p2ncVt2q71i5iwyNA3ZoaQ3iucj7YEwA-ft9eO1K4tOdSPyMk12gtswM

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

AFFS... last year... ::)

You know the rule with Apey BM, he snoozes, he loses...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2019, 03:43:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 03:37:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2019, 03:22:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 06, 2019, 02:17:39 PM
https://newsthump.com/2018/12/21/christmas-ruined-as-chris-reas-car-fails-mot/?fbclid=IwAR3p2ncVt2q71i5iwyNA3ZoaQ3iucj7YEwA-ft9eO1K4tOdSPyMk12gtswM

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

AFFS... last year... ::)

You know the rule with Apey BM, he snoozes, he loses...  whistle:

Aye... a lot of snoozes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 04:10:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2019, 03:43:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 03:37:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2019, 03:22:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 06, 2019, 02:17:39 PM
https://newsthump.com/2018/12/21/christmas-ruined-as-chris-reas-car-fails-mot/?fbclid=IwAR3p2ncVt2q71i5iwyNA3ZoaQ3iucj7YEwA-ft9eO1K4tOdSPyMk12gtswM

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

AFFS... last year... ::)

You know the rule with Apey BM, he snoozes, he loses...  whistle:

Aye... a lot of snoozes...  noooo:

Pot, kettle...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2019, 04:26:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 04:10:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2019, 03:43:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 03:37:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2019, 03:22:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 06, 2019, 02:17:39 PM
https://newsthump.com/2018/12/21/christmas-ruined-as-chris-reas-car-fails-mot/?fbclid=IwAR3p2ncVt2q71i5iwyNA3ZoaQ3iucj7YEwA-ft9eO1K4tOdSPyMk12gtswM

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

AFFS... last year... ::)

You know the rule with Apey BM, he snoozes, he loses...  whistle:

Aye... a lot of snoozes...  noooo:

Pot, kettle...  whistle:

 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 05:15:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2019, 04:26:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 04:10:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2019, 03:43:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 03:37:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2019, 03:22:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 06, 2019, 02:17:39 PM
https://newsthump.com/2018/12/21/christmas-ruined-as-chris-reas-car-fails-mot/?fbclid=IwAR3p2ncVt2q71i5iwyNA3ZoaQ3iucj7YEwA-ft9eO1K4tOdSPyMk12gtswM

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

AFFS... last year... ::)

You know the rule with Apey BM, he snoozes, he loses...  whistle:

Aye... a lot of snoozes...  noooo:

Pot, kettle...  whistle:

 redface: redface: redface:

Well I suppose you are both getting on in years...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 06, 2019, 08:46:53 PM
Aren't you somewhere near Newquay

'Newquay reinvented: ‘You stopped finding knickers in your garden’

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-50434664
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 09:34:57 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 06, 2019, 08:46:53 PM
Aren't you somewhere near Newquay

'Newquay reinvented: ‘You stopped finding knickers in your garden’

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-50434664

I was in Newquay a little while back and what the article doesn't mention is that it's still a shabby looking shithole. Just one with more expensive housing.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2019, 06:19:16 PM
What the almighty fuck??? I'm sorry but which absolute fucking moron was behind this decision? If someone has been tried, convicted and sentenced to a 22 year sentence for being the leader of a child sex gang why the hell would he be eligible for release just 5 YEARS into his sentence??  Angry9:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/07/30/ringleader-of-child-sex-gang-to-be-released-from-prison-17-years-early-6816188/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:28:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2019, 06:19:16 PM
What the almighty fuck??? I'm sorry but which absolute fucking moron was behind this decision? If someone has been tried, convicted and sentenced to a 22 year sentence for being the leader of a child sex gang why the hell would he be eligible for release just 5 YEARS into his sentence??  Angry9:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/07/30/ringleader-of-child-sex-gang-to-be-released-from-prison-17-years-early-6816188/

Completely. Fucking. Mad.

Should never be let out IMHO...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2019, 06:49:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:28:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2019, 06:19:16 PM
What the almighty fuck??? I'm sorry but which absolute fucking moron was behind this decision? If someone has been tried, convicted and sentenced to a 22 year sentence for being the leader of a child sex gang why the hell would he be eligible for release just 5 YEARS into his sentence??  Angry9:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/07/30/ringleader-of-child-sex-gang-to-be-released-from-prison-17-years-early-6816188/

Completely. Fucking. Mad.

Should never be let out IMHO...
Err that was a 2017 article and much though I'd be a throw away the key person on this case, he was NOT released 17 years early as the Metro misreported

You'll find that right now he's very much behind bars as he was recalled to jail.  https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2019/08/05/leader-of-telford-gang-which-abused-and-trafficked-young-girls-still-in-jail-mp/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:52:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 07, 2019, 06:49:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:28:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2019, 06:19:16 PM
What the almighty fuck??? I'm sorry but which absolute fucking moron was behind this decision? If someone has been tried, convicted and sentenced to a 22 year sentence for being the leader of a child sex gang why the hell would he be eligible for release just 5 YEARS into his sentence??  Angry9:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/07/30/ringleader-of-child-sex-gang-to-be-released-from-prison-17-years-early-6816188/

Completely. Fucking. Mad.

Should never be let out IMHO...
Err that was a 2017 article and much though I'd be a throw away the key person on this case, he was NOT released 17 years early as the Metro misreported

You'll find that right now he's very much behind bars as he was recalled to jail.  https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2019/08/05/leader-of-telford-gang-which-abused-and-trafficked-young-girls-still-in-jail-mp/

FactChecker SteveTM saves the day!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2019, 06:53:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:52:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 07, 2019, 06:49:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:28:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2019, 06:19:16 PM
What the almighty fuck??? I'm sorry but which absolute fucking moron was behind this decision? If someone has been tried, convicted and sentenced to a 22 year sentence for being the leader of a child sex gang why the hell would he be eligible for release just 5 YEARS into his sentence??  Angry9:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/07/30/ringleader-of-child-sex-gang-to-be-released-from-prison-17-years-early-6816188/

Completely. Fucking. Mad.

Should never be let out IMHO...
Err that was a 2017 article and much though I'd be a throw away the key person on this case, he was NOT released 17 years early as the Metro misreported

You'll find that right now he's very much behind bars as he was recalled to jail.  https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2019/08/05/leader-of-telford-gang-which-abused-and-trafficked-young-girls-still-in-jail-mp/

FactChecker SteveTM saves the day!  lol:

I heard fat-cheque........ redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:58:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2019, 06:53:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:52:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 07, 2019, 06:49:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:28:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2019, 06:19:16 PM
What the almighty fuck??? I'm sorry but which absolute fucking moron was behind this decision? If someone has been tried, convicted and sentenced to a 22 year sentence for being the leader of a child sex gang why the hell would he be eligible for release just 5 YEARS into his sentence??  Angry9:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/07/30/ringleader-of-child-sex-gang-to-be-released-from-prison-17-years-early-6816188/

Completely. Fucking. Mad.

Should never be let out IMHO...
Err that was a 2017 article and much though I'd be a throw away the key person on this case, he was NOT released 17 years early as the Metro misreported

You'll find that right now he's very much behind bars as he was recalled to jail.  https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2019/08/05/leader-of-telford-gang-which-abused-and-trafficked-young-girls-still-in-jail-mp/

FactChecker SteveTM saves the day!  lol:

I heard fat-cheque........ redface:

Just got out of bed...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2019, 07:28:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:58:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2019, 06:53:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:52:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 07, 2019, 06:49:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:28:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2019, 06:19:16 PM
What the almighty fuck??? I'm sorry but which absolute fucking moron was behind this decision? If someone has been tried, convicted and sentenced to a 22 year sentence for being the leader of a child sex gang why the hell would he be eligible for release just 5 YEARS into his sentence??  Angry9:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/07/30/ringleader-of-child-sex-gang-to-be-released-from-prison-17-years-early-6816188/

Completely. Fucking. Mad.

Should never be let out IMHO...
Err that was a 2017 article and much though I'd be a throw away the key person on this case, he was NOT released 17 years early as the Metro misreported

You'll find that right now he's very much behind bars as he was recalled to jail.  https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2019/08/05/leader-of-telford-gang-which-abused-and-trafficked-young-girls-still-in-jail-mp/

FactChecker SteveTM saves the day!  lol:

I heard fat-cheque........ redface:

Just got out of bed...? ::)

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2019, 07:42:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2019, 07:28:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:58:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 07, 2019, 06:53:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:52:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 07, 2019, 06:49:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2019, 06:28:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2019, 06:19:16 PM
What the almighty fuck??? I'm sorry but which absolute fucking moron was behind this decision? If someone has been tried, convicted and sentenced to a 22 year sentence for being the leader of a child sex gang why the hell would he be eligible for release just 5 YEARS into his sentence??  Angry9:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/07/30/ringleader-of-child-sex-gang-to-be-released-from-prison-17-years-early-6816188/

Completely. Fucking. Mad.

Should never be let out IMHO...
Err that was a 2017 article and much though I'd be a throw away the key person on this case, he was NOT released 17 years early as the Metro misreported

You'll find that right now he's very much behind bars as he was recalled to jail.  https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2019/08/05/leader-of-telford-gang-which-abused-and-trafficked-young-girls-still-in-jail-mp/

FactChecker SteveTM saves the day!  lol:

I heard fat-cheque........ redface:

Just got out of bed...? ::)

 redface:

I thought so... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2019, 01:04:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 12:04:02 AM
Just to check, this is December and not April?

You are seriously telling me that there are at least 2 people out there stupid enough to fork out $120,000 for one of these and despite hiking the price up another $30k there is still interest in buying the third one...  Shocked:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/12/05/21/21879926-7761411-image-a-78_1575581881507.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7761411/Duct-taped-banana-installations-created-Maurizio-Cattelan-selling-150-000.html

If people are stupid enough to pay that much for a banana gaffer taped to a wall then we really are fucked as a species...  noooo:

Sad news (for pseuds).  Another artist nicked the nana and noshed it  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50704136

'But performance artist David Datuna pulled it from the wall, peeled it and devoured it on Saturday.

"Art performance by me. I love Maurizio Cattelan artwork and I really love this installation. It's very delicious," Mr Datuna posted on Instagram'

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2019, 03:20:07 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 08, 2019, 01:04:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 12:04:02 AM
Just to check, this is December and not April?

You are seriously telling me that there are at least 2 people out there stupid enough to fork out $120,000 for one of these and despite hiking the price up another $30k there is still interest in buying the third one...  Shocked:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/12/05/21/21879926-7761411-image-a-78_1575581881507.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7761411/Duct-taped-banana-installations-created-Maurizio-Cattelan-selling-150-000.html

If people are stupid enough to pay that much for a banana gaffer taped to a wall then we really are fucked as a species...  noooo:

Sad news (for pseuds).  Another artist nicked the nana and noshed it  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50704136

'But performance artist David Datuna pulled it from the wall, peeled it and devoured it on Saturday.

"Art performance by me. I love Maurizio Cattelan artwork and I really love this installation. It's very delicious," Mr Datuna posted on Instagram'

Well I suppose they can sell it once it comes out the other end, won't change the quality of the piece...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2019, 04:21:37 PM
https://vt.co/animals/stories/passenger-stung-by-scorpion-that-fell-out-of-her-pants-during-united-airlines-flight/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR2jWvsV8xInPJ58BzASjYD1J1dLIFH5p5P32tgk10LjlR-LsOTjKSLYXvg


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2019, 05:13:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 08, 2019, 01:04:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2019, 12:04:02 AM
Just to check, this is December and not April?

You are seriously telling me that there are at least 2 people out there stupid enough to fork out $120,000 for one of these and despite hiking the price up another $30k there is still interest in buying the third one...  Shocked:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/12/05/21/21879926-7761411-image-a-78_1575581881507.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7761411/Duct-taped-banana-installations-created-Maurizio-Cattelan-selling-150-000.html

If people are stupid enough to pay that much for a banana gaffer taped to a wall then we really are fucked as a species...  noooo:

Sad news (for pseuds).  Another artist nicked the nana and noshed it  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50704136

'But performance artist David Datuna pulled it from the wall, peeled it and devoured it on Saturday.

"Art performance by me. I love Maurizio Cattelan artwork and I really love this installation. It's very delicious," Mr Datuna posted on Instagram'

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2019, 05:09:30 AM
Mr Darwin sir, patron of the 'arts'....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/04/fanny-scorcher-wins-turnip-prize-2019-bush-fire-knickers-11265973/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2019, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2019, 05:09:30 AM
Mr Darwin sir, patron of the 'arts'....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/04/fanny-scorcher-wins-turnip-prize-2019-bush-fire-knickers-11265973/

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 09, 2019, 06:23:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 09, 2019, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2019, 05:09:30 AM
Mr Darwin sir, patron of the 'arts'....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/04/fanny-scorcher-wins-turnip-prize-2019-bush-fire-knickers-11265973/

 lol: lol: lol:

Some good 'uns in there, but this one was my favourite after the winner

"A complete waste of Thyme was created by Canna B. Bothered"

(https://i.postimg.cc/Lg30nwr4/Complete-waste-of-thyme.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Lg30nwr4)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2019, 06:54:59 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 09, 2019, 06:23:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 09, 2019, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2019, 05:09:30 AM
Mr Darwin sir, patron of the 'arts'....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/04/fanny-scorcher-wins-turnip-prize-2019-bush-fire-knickers-11265973/

 lol: lol: lol:

Some good 'uns in there, but this one was my favourite after the winner

"A complete waste of Thyme was created by Canna B. Bothered"

(https://i.postimg.cc/Lg30nwr4/Complete-waste-of-thyme.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Lg30nwr4)

That was my fave too!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2019, 07:51:42 AM
While I'm a believer in free speech there is a difference between being 'edgy' and inciting violence. Tweeting an offer of $500 for anyone who kills an ICE agent, especially in the current climate, crosses the line. But surprise surprise, he's gets acquitted.  Banghead

Quote
“I am broke but will scrounge and literally give $500 to anyone who kills an ice agent," he tweeted to his 400 followers in July 2018. "@me seriously who else can pledge get in on this let’s make this work.”

In another tweet, he responded to a post about ICE agents putting their lives at risk.

“Thank you ICE for putting your lives on the line and hopefully dying I guess so there’s less of you?” he wrote, according to court documents.

Is there anything in the quoted tweets that even vaguely suggests he was being sarcastic? No? Didn't think so.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/jury-acquits-new-york-man-offered-kill-ice-agent
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2019, 08:08:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2019, 07:51:42 AM
While I'm a believer in free speech there is a difference between being 'edgy' and inciting violence. Tweeting an offer of $500 for anyone who kills an ICE agent, especially in the current climate, crosses the line. But surprise surprise, he's gets acquitted.  Banghead

Quote
“I am broke but will scrounge and literally give $500 to anyone who kills an ice agent," he tweeted to his 400 followers in July 2018. "@me seriously who else can pledge get in on this let’s make this work.”

In another tweet, he responded to a post about ICE agents putting their lives at risk.

“Thank you ICE for putting your lives on the line and hopefully dying I guess so there’s less of you?” he wrote, according to court documents.

Is there anything in the quoted tweets that even vaguely suggests he was being sarcastic? No? Didn't think so.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/jury-acquits-new-york-man-offered-kill-ice-agent

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 09, 2019, 09:01:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 09, 2019, 06:54:59 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 09, 2019, 06:23:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 09, 2019, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2019, 05:09:30 AM
Mr Darwin sir, patron of the 'arts'....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/04/fanny-scorcher-wins-turnip-prize-2019-bush-fire-knickers-11265973/

 lol: lol: lol:

Some good 'uns in there, but this one was my favourite after the winner

"A complete waste of Thyme was created by Canna B. Bothered"

(https://i.postimg.cc/Lg30nwr4/Complete-waste-of-thyme.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Lg30nwr4)

That was my fave too!  :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

I'll go for Poached Eggs

But so much brilliance in there worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 09, 2019, 09:05:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 09, 2019, 08:08:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2019, 07:51:42 AM
While I'm a believer in free speech there is a difference between being 'edgy' and inciting violence. Tweeting an offer of $500 for anyone who kills an ICE agent, especially in the current climate, crosses the line. But surprise surprise, he's gets acquitted.  Banghead

Quote
“I am broke but will scrounge and literally give $500 to anyone who kills an ice agent," he tweeted to his 400 followers in July 2018. "@me seriously who else can pledge get in on this let’s make this work.”

In another tweet, he responded to a post about ICE agents putting their lives at risk.

“Thank you ICE for putting your lives on the line and hopefully dying I guess so there’s less of you?” he wrote, according to court documents.

Is there anything in the quoted tweets that even vaguely suggests he was being sarcastic? No? Didn't think so.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/jury-acquits-new-york-man-offered-kill-ice-agent

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

But under bonkers US law it was the right verdict
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2019, 04:57:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 09, 2019, 09:05:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 09, 2019, 08:08:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2019, 07:51:42 AM
While I'm a believer in free speech there is a difference between being 'edgy' and inciting violence. Tweeting an offer of $500 for anyone who kills an ICE agent, especially in the current climate, crosses the line. But surprise surprise, he's gets acquitted.  Banghead

Quote
“I am broke but will scrounge and literally give $500 to anyone who kills an ice agent," he tweeted to his 400 followers in July 2018. "@me seriously who else can pledge get in on this let’s make this work.”

In another tweet, he responded to a post about ICE agents putting their lives at risk.

“Thank you ICE for putting your lives on the line and hopefully dying I guess so there’s less of you?” he wrote, according to court documents.

Is there anything in the quoted tweets that even vaguely suggests he was being sarcastic? No? Didn't think so.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/jury-acquits-new-york-man-offered-kill-ice-agent

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

But under bonkers US law it was the right verdict

Something tells me that law is going to change once Trump gets his second term  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2019, 06:46:03 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7773271/Russian-world-champion-bodybuilder-hails-husband.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_femail

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2019, 06:53:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2019, 06:46:03 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7773271/Russian-world-champion-bodybuilder-hails-husband.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_femail

What. A. Monster!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2019, 07:24:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 10, 2019, 06:53:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2019, 06:46:03 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7773271/Russian-world-champion-bodybuilder-hails-husband.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_femail

What. A. Monster!  eeek:

Bit of green paint and Disney Marvel saves a fortune on a new film next year...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2019, 07:42:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2019, 07:24:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 10, 2019, 06:53:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2019, 06:46:03 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7773271/Russian-world-champion-bodybuilder-hails-husband.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_femail

What. A. Monster!  eeek:

Bit of green paint and Disney Marvel saves a fortune on a new film next year...  rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2019, 08:45:28 PM
Sounds like one of those Cyprus weddings

'Best man punched his brother's new bride, dragged her downstairs by her dress and shouted the marriage should never have happened in drunken wedding reception rampage'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7777665/Best-man-brothers-wedding-punched-bride-dragged-flight-stairs-dress.html

Not going to be exchanging Christmas cards methinks
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2019, 09:05:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 10, 2019, 08:45:28 PM
Sounds like one of those Cyprus weddings

'Best man punched his brother's new bride, dragged her downstairs by her dress and shouted the marriage should never have happened in drunken wedding reception rampage'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7777665/Best-man-brothers-wedding-punched-bride-dragged-flight-stairs-dress.html

Not going to be exchanging Christmas cards methinks

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2019, 11:58:51 PM
Baldymort is multiplying.....  scared2:

https://youtu.be/Z7EdJtTG354

If this is an invasion it's a bloody slow one...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2019, 06:39:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2019, 11:58:51 PM
Baldymort is multiplying.....  scared2:

https://youtu.be/Z7EdJtTG354

If this is an invasion it's a bloody slow one...  rubschin:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2019, 06:40:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2019, 06:39:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2019, 11:58:51 PM
Baldymort is multiplying.....  scared2:

https://youtu.be/Z7EdJtTG354

If this is an invasion it's a bloody slow one...  rubschin:

 cloud9:

One step closer to a critical mass of gubberation....  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2019, 03:53:45 PM
And another paper from the University of the Bleedin' Obvious....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7780879/Tapping-beer-NOT-stop-fizzing-out.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2019, 05:46:57 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7784651/Beware-poinsettia-jolly-festive-plant-cause-hair-FALL-OUT.html

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2019, 05:51:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2019, 05:46:57 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7784651/Beware-poinsettia-jolly-festive-plant-cause-hair-FALL-OUT.html

 rubschin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 12, 2019, 06:08:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 12, 2019, 05:51:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2019, 05:46:57 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7784651/Beware-poinsettia-jolly-festive-plant-cause-hair-FALL-OUT.html

 rubschin:

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 12, 2019, 06:09:50 PM
Jimi Hendrix is apparently not to blame

https://news.sky.com/story/scientists-reveal-why-parakeets-live-in-the-uk-and-its-not-because-of-jimi-hendrix-11884439
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 12, 2019, 06:28:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 12, 2019, 06:09:50 PM
Jimi Hendrix is apparently not to blame

https://news.sky.com/story/scientists-reveal-why-parakeets-live-in-the-uk-and-its-not-because-of-jimi-hendrix-11884439

Are they all along the ........(never mind.. redface:  ).........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 12, 2019, 06:30:34 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-50755418

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 12, 2019, 07:36:44 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 12, 2019, 06:28:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 12, 2019, 06:09:50 PM
Jimi Hendrix is apparently not to blame

https://news.sky.com/story/scientists-reveal-why-parakeets-live-in-the-uk-and-its-not-because-of-jimi-hendrix-11884439

Are they all along the ........(never mind.. redface:  ).........
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 12, 2019, 07:38:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 12, 2019, 06:30:34 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-50755418

 rubschin:
whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 16, 2019, 12:56:08 PM
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/residents-bid-rename-corbyn-road-17420058.amp?__twitter_impression=true&fbclid=IwAR094ZUqq6rE2jrdPK1xUCcSYtl_hVcesn6k80hnb0QPVF6ZbhyIgWpmatef0

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2019, 01:29:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 16, 2019, 12:56:08 PM
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/residents-bid-rename-corbyn-road-17420058.amp?__twitter_impression=true&fbclid=IwAR094ZUqq6rE2jrdPK1xUCcSYtl_hVcesn6k80hnb0QPVF6ZbhyIgWpmatef0

 lol: lol: lol:

I saw that!  lol: lol: lol:

Mebbe asking who or what the road was originally named after would have a reasonable journalistic tactic tho... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2019, 11:26:36 AM
Redheads of all ages, shapes and sizes wanted....  rubschin:

Hey Nick, fancy another crack at the acting lark  :thumbsup:

Failing that I suppose they could always try Glasgow on a Saturday night...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7800483/Do-look-like-orc-Lord-Rings-TV-desperately.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 20, 2019, 12:48:12 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7810615/Christian-couple-seek-resurrect-dead-daughter-raise-43-000-GoFundMe.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3c4NhHtVFHTP0we21xTvat8azhJ2-uvNm2abPK82gQYe_0IPRm9pErth0


 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2019, 05:11:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 20, 2019, 12:48:12 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7810615/Christian-couple-seek-resurrect-dead-daughter-raise-43-000-GoFundMe.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3c4NhHtVFHTP0we21xTvat8azhJ2-uvNm2abPK82gQYe_0IPRm9pErth0


 noooo: noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2019, 07:31:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2019, 05:11:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 20, 2019, 12:48:12 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7810615/Christian-couple-seek-resurrect-dead-daughter-raise-43-000-GoFundMe.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3c4NhHtVFHTP0we21xTvat8azhJ2-uvNm2abPK82gQYe_0IPRm9pErth0


 noooo: noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:   very sad
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2019, 07:33:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 20, 2019, 07:31:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2019, 05:11:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 20, 2019, 12:48:12 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7810615/Christian-couple-seek-resurrect-dead-daughter-raise-43-000-GoFundMe.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR3c4NhHtVFHTP0we21xTvat8azhJ2-uvNm2abPK82gQYe_0IPRm9pErth0


 noooo: noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:   very sad

The cynic in me wonders if the crowd funding idea was theirs or the church taking advantage and suggesting it to them...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2019, 07:35:18 AM
Eau de toilette.....?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/bottle-gobbled-mans-anus-tried-scratch-itch-11937799/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2019, 09:12:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2019, 07:35:18 AM
Eau de toilette.....?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/bottle-gobbled-mans-anus-tried-scratch-itch-11937799/

 eeek:

Quote
They investigated and when they got to the bottom of it they found the two-inch wide bottle lodged firmly up his posterior.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2019, 11:33:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2019, 09:12:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2019, 07:35:18 AM
Eau de toilette.....?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/bottle-gobbled-mans-anus-tried-scratch-itch-11937799/

 eeek:

Quote
They investigated and when they got to the bottom of it they found the two-inch wide bottle lodged firmly up his posterior.

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:

I'm slightly worried that the bottle will get recycled
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2019, 07:51:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 21, 2019, 11:33:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2019, 09:12:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2019, 07:35:18 AM
Eau de toilette.....?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/bottle-gobbled-mans-anus-tried-scratch-itch-11937799/

 eeek:

Quote
They investigated and when they got to the bottom of it they found the two-inch wide bottle lodged firmly up his posterior.

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:

I'm slightly worried that the bottle will get recycled

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2019, 12:23:26 PM
The American branch of the Cult of Nick should never have learned about BM's homebrew disaster...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7817213/Footage-shows-world-biggest-Elephants-Toothpaste-explosion-erupts-foam-volcano.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 23, 2019, 08:12:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2019, 12:23:26 PM
The American branch of the Cult of Nick should never have learned about BM's homebrew disaster...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7817213/Footage-shows-world-biggest-Elephants-Toothpaste-explosion-erupts-foam-volcano.html
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

He was on the Beeb earlier, admitted the Potassium Iodine had dyed the walls of his mates house  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 24, 2019, 12:38:08 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 23, 2019, 08:12:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2019, 12:23:26 PM
The American branch of the Cult of Nick should never have learned about BM's homebrew disaster...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7817213/Footage-shows-world-biggest-Elephants-Toothpaste-explosion-erupts-foam-volcano.html
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

He was on the Beeb earlier, admitted the Potassium Iodine had dyed the walls of his mates house  noooo:

Given that he had done a smaller scale version as an indoor test previously and stained the hell out of his ceiling he should have seen that coming...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 24, 2019, 12:38:42 AM
Chaos engineering? Nick it sounds like you have missed your calling...  rubschin:

https://www.creativebloq.com/advice/chaos-engineering-what-it-is-and-how-to-use-it?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CreativeBloq+%28Creative+Bloq%29
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2019, 10:50:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 24, 2019, 12:38:42 AM
Chaos engineering? Nick it sounds like you have missed your calling...  rubschin:

https://www.creativebloq.com/advice/chaos-engineering-what-it-is-and-how-to-use-it?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CreativeBloq+%28Creative+Bloq%29
Sounds like how I've run my life
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2019, 12:03:50 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7826799/Gavin-Stacey-viewers-slam-shows-Christmas-special-use-homophobic-slur.html

Are these people for F99king real ..!!!  and it is an old song ..!!!.......... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2019, 07:01:13 AM
Ok, so you've ended up serving 9 years on a 3 year sentence for street robbery because you are on an IPP. Just a quick question. Why were you hauled back in? I can't see that happening without a good reason.

Quote
Despite the minimum tariff being two years and nine months, the father-of-two and stepfather-of-two ended up serving almost nine years in total after twice being recalled to jail.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/24/man-served-nine-years-three-year-sentence-released-time-christmas-11955918/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2019, 07:02:56 AM
When Baldymort leaves homebrew out with the mince pie...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/25/santa-lookalike-robs-bank-throws-money-air-shouting-merry-christmas-11960901/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 26, 2019, 07:44:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 26, 2019, 12:03:50 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7826799/Gavin-Stacey-viewers-slam-shows-Christmas-special-use-homophobic-slur.html

Are these people for F99king real ..!!!  and it is an old song ..!!!.......... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Jesus fucking Christ. Am I allowed to say "faggot" in here, or do I have to use "f****t" like the Mail did?  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2019, 08:03:03 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 26, 2019, 07:44:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 26, 2019, 12:03:50 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7826799/Gavin-Stacey-viewers-slam-shows-Christmas-special-use-homophobic-slur.html

Are these people for F99king real ..!!!  and it is an old song ..!!!.......... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Jesus fucking Christ. Am I allowed to say "faggot" in here, or do I have to use "f****t" like the Mail did?  Banghead

Say what the fuck you like mate!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2019, 08:05:11 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 26, 2019, 08:03:03 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 26, 2019, 07:44:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 26, 2019, 12:03:50 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7826799/Gavin-Stacey-viewers-slam-shows-Christmas-special-use-homophobic-slur.html

Are these people for F99king real ..!!!  and it is an old song ..!!!.......... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Jesus fucking Christ. Am I allowed to say "faggot" in here, or do I have to use "f****t" like the Mail did?  Banghead

Say what the fuck you like mate!  :thumbsup:

And I'm just downloading it now...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 26, 2019, 09:28:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2019, 07:02:56 AM
When Baldymort leaves homebrew out with the mince pie...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/25/santa-lookalike-robs-bank-throws-money-air-shouting-merry-christmas-11960901/
whacky115

there's a few about this time of year
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 26, 2019, 09:35:03 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 26, 2019, 07:44:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 26, 2019, 12:03:50 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7826799/Gavin-Stacey-viewers-slam-shows-Christmas-special-use-homophobic-slur.html

Are these people for F99king real ..!!!  and it is an old song ..!!!.......... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Jesus fucking Christ. Am I allowed to say "faggot" in here, or do I have to use "f****t" like the Mail did?  Banghead
Banghead Banghead

Surely the word was used in an Irish and not a New York context anyway?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 26, 2019, 09:36:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2019, 07:01:13 AM
Ok, so you've ended up serving 9 years on a 3 year sentence for street robbery because you are on an IPP. Just a quick question. Why were you hauled back in? I can't see that happening without a good reason.

Quote
Despite the minimum tariff being two years and nine months, the father-of-two and stepfather-of-two ended up serving almost nine years in total after twice being recalled to jail.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/24/man-served-nine-years-three-year-sentence-released-time-christmas-11955918/
I can certainly find better cases to cry about.  He wouldn't have got that IPP for nothing and the Tories were wrong to abolish them
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2019, 09:44:18 PM
Just checking, have I somehow managed to sleep through the last couple of months and it is actually April 1st?

No? you mean the story isn't a wind up?

Stop the world I want to get off.

The Hallmark Channel, home of the schmaltzy christmas films you tend to put on in the background if your grandparents visit, has been accused of being fascist propaganda...............WTF????  Banghead

https://www.salon.com/2019/12/25/hallmark-christmas-movies-fascist-propaganda/

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2019, 09:48:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2019, 09:44:18 PM
Just checking, have I somehow managed to sleep through the last couple of months and it is actually April 1st?

No? you mean the story isn't a wind up?

Stop the world I want to get off.

The Hallmark Channel, home of the schmaltzy christmas films you tend to put on in the background if your grandparents visit, has been accused of being fascist propaganda...............WTF????  Banghead

https://www.salon.com/2019/12/25/hallmark-christmas-movies-fascist-propaganda/

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 27, 2019, 02:57:02 AM
A brick shithouse you say...  rubschin:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-philippines-poop-bricks/philippine-students-turn-littered-dog-poo-into-bricks-idUKKBN1XU152
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2019, 02:02:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 26, 2019, 09:48:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2019, 09:44:18 PM
Just checking, have I somehow managed to sleep through the last couple of months and it is actually April 1st?

No? you mean the story isn't a wind up?

Stop the world I want to get off.

The Hallmark Channel, home of the schmaltzy christmas films you tend to put on in the background if your grandparents visit, has been accused of being fascist propaganda...............WTF????  Banghead

https://www.salon.com/2019/12/25/hallmark-christmas-movies-fascist-propaganda/

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: indeed

Not fascist propaganda but propaganda for the brainless dead

(https://cdn.crownmediadev.com/dims4/default/eec4881/2147483647/thumbnail/720x990%3E/quality/80/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.crownmediadev.com%2F92%2Fbc%2F28cf2bc246b5a51b87cabd3e4fa3%2F2019-countdown-to-christmas-movie-guide-v11.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2019, 09:38:37 AM
Not that I want to worry him but doesn't old Buckethead have a box of cables....  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7830391/The-ultimate-camouflage-Highly-venomous-snake-hides-pile-electrical-cords.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2019, 09:55:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2019, 09:38:37 AM
Not that I want to worry him but doesn't old Buckethead have a box of cables....  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7830391/The-ultimate-camouflage-Highly-venomous-snake-hides-pile-electrical-cords.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 28, 2019, 12:17:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2019, 09:55:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2019, 09:38:37 AM
Not that I want to worry him but doesn't old Buckethead have a box of cables....  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7830391/The-ultimate-camouflage-Highly-venomous-snake-hides-pile-electrical-cords.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

 scared2:
scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2020, 01:03:30 AM
FFS Already??  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7839379/Shoppers-wild-spotting-Caramilk-Easter-eggs-supermarket-shelves.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 01, 2020, 01:16:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2020, 01:03:30 AM
FFS Already??  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7839379/Shoppers-wild-spotting-Caramilk-Easter-eggs-supermarket-shelves.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2020, 01:33:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 01, 2020, 01:16:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2020, 01:03:30 AM
FFS Already??  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7839379/Shoppers-wild-spotting-Caramilk-Easter-eggs-supermarket-shelves.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490
:thumbsup:

Anyone told Miss D ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2020, 11:35:48 AM
Paphos: Men light barbecue to keep warm, poisoned by carbon monoxide (https://in-cyprus.com/paphos-men-light-barbecue-to-keep-warm-poisoned-by-carbon-monoxide/)


facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 01, 2020, 01:00:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 01, 2020, 11:35:48 AM
Paphos: Men light barbecue to keep warm, poisoned by carbon monoxide (https://in-cyprus.com/paphos-men-light-barbecue-to-keep-warm-poisoned-by-carbon-monoxide/)


facepalm:
noooo:

Going to be hard to work out if they've suffered brain damage
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2020, 01:32:00 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 01, 2020, 01:00:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 01, 2020, 11:35:48 AM
Paphos: Men light barbecue to keep warm, poisoned by carbon monoxide (https://in-cyprus.com/paphos-men-light-barbecue-to-keep-warm-poisoned-by-carbon-monoxide/)


facepalm:
noooo:

Going to be hard to work out if they've suffered brain damage

Indeed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2020, 01:41:39 PM
Please tell me these people are just taking the piss for a laugh...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7841809/Hikers-claim-trips-Snowdon-ruined-cloudy-views.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 01, 2020, 02:00:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2020, 01:41:39 PM
Please tell me these people are just taking the piss for a laugh...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7841809/Hikers-claim-trips-Snowdon-ruined-cloudy-views.html
I'd like to but it of course true that the DM is that bad

13 'terrible' reviews out of over 2000 with at least one written today as a piss take response to the DM or maybe written by them.   But hey ho when it's a slow news day the DM will go that low.

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g186445-d198866-Reviews-Snowdon-Snowdonia_National_Park_North_Wales_Wales.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2020, 04:23:25 PM
Their lucky day?  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/02/cheerful-man-shot-dead-minutes-mother-told-lucky-day-11991258/

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2020, 04:32:32 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2020, 02:08:44 AM
I know this is another Daily Fail story but modern slavery? What the flying fuck??

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7846729/Furious-judge-hits-delay-sentencing-three-teenage-robbers.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 03, 2020, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2020, 02:08:44 AM
I know this is another Daily Fail story but modern slavery? What the flying fuck??

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7846729/Furious-judge-hits-delay-sentencing-three-teenage-robbers.html
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2020, 03:04:03 AM
Here's a dilemma for Apey, on the one hand it's a free McMuffin but on the other he has to be at McD's at 5am in order to get one....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7848269/McDonalds-starting-month-deals-giveaways-including-99p-Big-Macs.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2020, 06:25:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2020, 03:04:03 AM
Here's a dilemma for Apey, on the one hand it's a free McMuffin but on the other he has to be at McD's at 5am in order to get one....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7848269/McDonalds-starting-month-deals-giveaways-including-99p-Big-Macs.html

Drool:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 04, 2020, 12:05:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 04, 2020, 06:25:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2020, 03:04:03 AM
Here's a dilemma for Apey, on the one hand it's a free McMuffin but on the other he has to be at McD's at 5am in order to get one....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7848269/McDonalds-starting-month-deals-giveaways-including-99p-Big-Macs.html

Drool:
"the Vegetable Deluxe will also be available for less than £1"

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 04, 2020, 12:09:08 PM
Once in a while someone you think has no sense of humour completely surprises you  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50989594

'Greta Thunberg changes Twitter name to 'Sharon'   lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2020, 08:07:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 04, 2020, 06:25:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2020, 03:04:03 AM
Here's a dilemma for Apey, on the one hand it's a free McMuffin but on the other he has to be at McD's at 5am in order to get one....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7848269/McDonalds-starting-month-deals-giveaways-including-99p-Big-Macs.html

Drool:

Get Miss T to get one....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2020, 12:51:57 PM
Boy, 6, so grateful for his iPhone Christmas present he's won the hearts of thousands (https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/boy-6-grateful-iphone-christmas-17483969)

WTF??? Six... an iPhone...?  eeek:

And then there is...

Quote
He had no idea. He was so excited when he unwrapped it. He thought it was aftershave when he opened it.

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2020, 06:12:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2020, 12:51:57 PM
Boy, 6, so grateful for his iPhone Christmas present he's won the hearts of thousands (https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/boy-6-grateful-iphone-christmas-17483969)

WTF??? Six... an iPhone...?  eeek:

And then there is...

Quote
He had no idea. He was so excited when he unwrapped it. He thought it was aftershave when he opened it.

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

 noooo:    noooo:


Where to start .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2020, 12:42:05 PM
McDonald's set to open at former Jamie's Italian restaurant in Guildford (https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/guildford-mcdonalds-jamies-italian-opening-17539851)


happy001: happy001: happy001: happy001: happy001:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 10, 2020, 01:03:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2020, 12:42:05 PM
McDonald's set to open at former Jamie's Italian restaurant in Guildford (https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/guildford-mcdonalds-jamies-italian-opening-17539851)


happy001: happy001: happy001: happy001: happy001:

Oh the irony!

  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2020, 01:44:48 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 10, 2020, 01:03:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2020, 12:42:05 PM
McDonald's set to open at former Jamie's Italian restaurant in Guildford (https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/guildford-mcdonalds-jamies-italian-opening-17539851)


happy001: happy001: happy001: happy001: happy001:

Oh the irony!

  happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2020, 01:53:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 10, 2020, 01:44:48 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 10, 2020, 01:03:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2020, 12:42:05 PM
McDonald's set to open at former Jamie's Italian restaurant in Guildford (https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/guildford-mcdonalds-jamies-italian-opening-17539851)


happy001: happy001: happy001: happy001: happy001:

Oh the irony!

  happy001
lol: lol: lol:

They should introduce Turkey Twizzlers! happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2020, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2020, 01:53:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 10, 2020, 01:44:48 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 10, 2020, 01:03:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2020, 12:42:05 PM
McDonald's set to open at former Jamie's Italian restaurant in Guildford (https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/guildford-mcdonalds-jamies-italian-opening-17539851)


happy001: happy001: happy001: happy001: happy001:

Oh the irony!

  happy001
lol: lol: lol:

They should introduce Turkey Twizzlers! happy002
;D 

Never forgiven him for the Sugar Tax

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2020, 06:24:50 PM
Does a gift of almost 7 grand make a person happier? Personally I'd say this goes into the university of the bleedin' obvious category.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7876231/Billionaire-Japanese-businessman-vows-away-7MILLION-1-000-people-Twitter.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 11, 2020, 06:30:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2020, 06:24:50 PM
Does a gift of almost 7 grand make a person happier? Personally I'd say this goes into the university of the bleedin' obvious category.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7876231/Billionaire-Japanese-businessman-vows-away-7MILLION-1-000-people-Twitter.html

.... ‘a world without money’.    If the constant stream of adverts for third world issues on itv3 are to be believed this has already been achieved.   rubschin:   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2020, 06:36:50 PM
I am available for just £3 a month  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 11, 2020, 06:51:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 11, 2020, 06:36:50 PM
I am available for just £3 a month  angel1

You are over priced.   angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2020, 06:57:43 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2020, 07:08:48 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 11, 2020, 06:51:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 11, 2020, 06:36:50 PM
I am available for just £3 a month  angel1

You are over priced.   angel1

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2020, 07:15:35 PM
 evil:  UNhappy birthday
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2020, 01:12:29 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 11, 2020, 07:15:35 PM
evil:  UNhappy birthday

 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2020, 09:50:18 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-51083607

Pringles burnt to a crisp


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2020, 10:32:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 12, 2020, 09:50:18 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-51083607

Pringles burnt to a crisp

Surprised they managed to stop it........... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2020, 10:33:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 12, 2020, 10:32:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 12, 2020, 09:50:18 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-51083607

Pringles burnt to a crisp

Surprised they managed to stop it........... whistle:
;D

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2020, 07:18:35 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 12, 2020, 10:32:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 12, 2020, 09:50:18 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-51083607

Pringles burnt to a crisp

Surprised they managed to stop it........... whistle:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2020, 05:28:38 PM
An early entry into the 2020 Bellend of the Year competition. Standing in front of a dartboard for a £10 bet....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7881475/Shocking-moment-teenager-hit-face-dart.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2020, 05:32:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2020, 05:28:38 PM
An early entry into the 2020 Bellend of the Year competition. Standing in front of a dartboard for a £10 bet....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7881475/Shocking-moment-teenager-hit-face-dart.html

Prick......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2020, 06:59:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2020, 05:32:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2020, 05:28:38 PM
An early entry into the 2020 Bellend of the Year competition. Standing in front of a dartboard for a £10 bet....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7881475/Shocking-moment-teenager-hit-face-dart.html

Prick......
quite

still it missed his brain by a long way
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2020, 07:13:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2020, 05:32:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2020, 05:28:38 PM
An early entry into the 2020 Bellend of the Year competition. Standing in front of a dartboard for a £10 bet....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7881475/Shocking-moment-teenager-hit-face-dart.html

Prick......

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2020, 08:02:32 PM
Prick......Dartboard........ cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2020, 08:06:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2020, 08:02:32 PM
Prick......Dartboard........ cussing:

We know... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2020, 08:13:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2020, 08:06:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2020, 08:02:32 PM
Prick......Dartboard........ cussing:

We know... ::)

 redface:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2020, 02:40:25 AM
FFS! Idiocracy was a shite film, not a blueprint for government. It's only a couple of days since this vacuous idiot was stating she was going to move to Nigeria.  noooo:

If you think that "I deadass have so much ideas" is an actual sentence and not gormless gibberish it's going to take a hell of a lot more than going back to school to give you an IQ that hits double figures.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/cardi-b-floats-congress-bid-i-deadass-have-sooo-much-ideas
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2020, 05:27:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2020, 02:40:25 AM
FFS! Idiocracy was a shite film, not a blueprint for government. It's only a couple of days since this vacuous idiot was stating she was going to move to Nigeria.  noooo:

If you think that "I deadass have so much ideas" is an actual sentence and not gormless gibberish it's going to take a hell of a lot more than going back to school to give you an IQ that hits double figures.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/cardi-b-floats-congress-bid-i-deadass-have-sooo-much-ideas

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2020, 09:36:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 14, 2020, 05:27:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2020, 02:40:25 AM
FFS! Idiocracy was a shite film, not a blueprint for government. It's only a couple of days since this vacuous idiot was stating she was going to move to Nigeria.  noooo:

If you think that "I deadass have so much ideas" is an actual sentence and not gormless gibberish it's going to take a hell of a lot more than going back to school to give you an IQ that hits double figures.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/cardi-b-floats-congress-bid-i-deadass-have-sooo-much-ideas

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2020, 02:23:11 AM
Vibrating rolling pin........?  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2020, 06:07:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2020, 02:23:11 AM
Vibrating rolling pin........?  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html

Good grief...


(https://i.postimg.cc/9r87GX3V/Facepalm2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/9r87GX3V)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2020, 10:16:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2020, 02:23:11 AM
Vibrating rolling pin........?  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2020, 10:35:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 16, 2020, 10:16:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2020, 02:23:11 AM
Vibrating rolling pin........?  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html
lol: lol: lol:

So how long do you think it will be between someone working for Durex seeing that article and head office getting a suggestion for a new novelty shaped toy...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2020, 10:41:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2020, 10:35:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 16, 2020, 10:16:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2020, 02:23:11 AM
Vibrating rolling pin........?  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html
lol: lol: lol:

So how long do you think it will be between someone working for Durex seeing that article and head office getting a suggestion for a new novelty shaped toy...  lol:
Or a novelty shaped tortilla?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2020, 10:03:46 PM
'UK pub numbers rise for the first time in a decade'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51135755

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2020, 02:09:30 AM
Trial by combat does have potential...  rubschin:

https://www.newsweek.com/man-asks-judge-approve-trial-combat-1482188
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2020, 07:59:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2020, 02:09:30 AM
Trial by combat does have potential...  rubschin:

https://www.newsweek.com/man-asks-judge-approve-trial-combat-1482188

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2020, 08:05:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 16, 2020, 10:03:46 PM
'UK pub numbers rise for the first time in a decade'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51135755

 :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:    people talking ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2020, 08:50:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2020, 07:59:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2020, 02:09:30 AM
Trial by combat does have potential...  rubschin:

https://www.newsweek.com/man-asks-judge-approve-trial-combat-1482188

 noooo:

LL would win  point: point: point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2020, 08:52:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 17, 2020, 08:50:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2020, 07:59:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2020, 02:09:30 AM
Trial by combat does have potential...  rubschin:

https://www.newsweek.com/man-asks-judge-approve-trial-combat-1482188

 noooo:

LL would win  point: point: point:

 cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2020, 09:37:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2020, 08:52:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 17, 2020, 08:50:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2020, 07:59:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2020, 02:09:30 AM
Trial by combat does have potential...  rubschin:

https://www.newsweek.com/man-asks-judge-approve-trial-combat-1482188

 noooo:

LL would win  point: point: point:

 cry:

Given that the story involves exes you may want to be more worried about ex Mrs Nick wielding a sword...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2020, 01:35:59 PM
She will be enraged when she discovers what I am planning  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2020, 01:46:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 17, 2020, 01:35:59 PM
She will be enraged when she discovers what I am planning  eveilgrin:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2020, 01:49:02 PM
 cool14:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 17, 2020, 01:56:38 PM
Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2020, 09:05:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 17, 2020, 01:35:59 PM
She will be enraged when she discovers what I am planning  eveilgrin:

Wedding ........... Thumbs:

*starts writing speech*............


mates rates .... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 17, 2020, 09:41:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 17, 2020, 09:05:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 17, 2020, 01:35:59 PM
She will be enraged when she discovers what I am planning  eveilgrin:

Wedding ........... Thumbs:

*starts writing speech*............


mates rates .... whistle:
He's arranged her a blind date with Nod?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2020, 10:33:38 PM
The Fire Challenge? WTF??? We truly are buggered as a civilisation...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7898415/Girl-11-left-second-degree-burns-guts-house-setting-alight-candle.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2020, 10:34:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2020, 10:33:38 PM
The Fire Challenge? WTF??? We truly are buggered as a civilisation...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7898415/Girl-11-left-second-degree-burns-guts-house-setting-alight-candle.html

Darwin at work ......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2020, 06:48:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2020, 10:33:38 PM
The Fire Challenge? WTF??? We truly are buggered as a civilisation...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7898415/Girl-11-left-second-degree-burns-guts-house-setting-alight-candle.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2020, 07:11:53 AM
Am I a bad person for finding this hysterical....?  redface:

Plot nuances...  happy002

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/17/deaf-man-sues-pornhub-lack-sexy-subtitles-videos-12076519/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2020, 08:18:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2020, 07:11:53 AM
Am I a bad person for finding this hysterical....?  redface:

Plot nuances...  happy002

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/17/deaf-man-sues-pornhub-lack-sexy-subtitles-videos-12076519/

They have dialogue...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2020, 11:29:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 18, 2020, 08:18:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2020, 07:11:53 AM
Am I a bad person for finding this hysterical....?  redface:

Plot nuances...  happy002

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/17/deaf-man-sues-pornhub-lack-sexy-subtitles-videos-12076519/

They have dialogue...?  rubschin:

I liked the "if only he knew what was going on the blue movies" line.  Obvs he's gone blind as well 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 03:06:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2020, 11:29:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 18, 2020, 08:18:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2020, 07:11:53 AM
Am I a bad person for finding this hysterical....?  redface:

Plot nuances...  happy002

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/17/deaf-man-sues-pornhub-lack-sexy-subtitles-videos-12076519/

They have dialogue...?  rubschin:

I liked the "if only he knew what was going on the blue movies" line.  Obvs he's gone blind as well

Parents warn you ... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2020, 03:14:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 03:06:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2020, 11:29:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 18, 2020, 08:18:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2020, 07:11:53 AM
Am I a bad person for finding this hysterical....?  redface:

Plot nuances...  happy002

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/17/deaf-man-sues-pornhub-lack-sexy-subtitles-videos-12076519/

They have dialogue...?  rubschin:

I liked the "if only he knew what was going on the blue movies" line.  Obvs he's gone blind as well

Parents warn you ... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 04:38:31 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7901111/Hank-Azaria-no-longer-voice-Apu-Simpsons-30-years.html


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2020, 04:56:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 04:38:31 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7901111/Hank-Azaria-no-longer-voice-Apu-Simpsons-30-years.html


 noooo:

 cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2020, 05:38:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 18, 2020, 04:56:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 04:38:31 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7901111/Hank-Azaria-no-longer-voice-Apu-Simpsons-30-years.html


 noooo:

 cry:

Maybe it's time to start watching South Park again, at least that show is more likely to take the piss out of this NPC crap and not bend the knee like this.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2020, 07:22:19 PM
Looks like Lilly Allen just managed an early nomination to Bellend of the year 2020.

Some of the replies though  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7902277/Lily-Allen-blasts-Laurence-Fox-saying-sick-death-luvvies.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 07:29:58 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7901949/Ponies-escape-field-invade-villagers-gardens-ending-local-pub.html

Nick........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 07:31:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2020, 07:22:19 PM
Looks like Lilly Allen just managed an early nomination to Bellend of the year 2020.

Some of the replies though  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7902277/Lily-Allen-blasts-Laurence-Fox-saying-sick-death-luvvies.html

Pot.......... noooo:  kettle....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 08:03:09 PM
Facebook has apologised after the site translated Chinese leader Xi Jinping's name to 'Mr S***hole'.

The posts on the social media platform had been translated from Burmese into English as President Xi Jinping continued his state visit in Myanmar, Southeast Asia.

Facebook Inc has since apologised for any offence caused and said that the problem has now been fixed.

 ;D ;D Thumbs:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7902551/Facebook-apologises-site-translates-Xi-Jinpings-Mr-S-hole.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2020, 09:24:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 08:03:09 PM
Facebook has apologised after the site translated Chinese leader Xi Jinping's name to 'Mr S***hole'.

The posts on the social media platform had been translated from Burmese into English as President Xi Jinping continued his state visit in Myanmar, Southeast Asia.

Facebook Inc has since apologised for any offence caused and said that the problem has now been fixed.

 ;D ;D Thumbs:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7902551/Facebook-apologises-site-translates-Xi-Jinpings-Mr-S-hole.html

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2020, 06:59:00 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2020, 09:24:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 08:03:09 PM
Facebook has apologised after the site translated Chinese leader Xi Jinping's name to 'Mr S***hole'.

The posts on the social media platform had been translated from Burmese into English as President Xi Jinping continued his state visit in Myanmar, Southeast Asia.

Facebook Inc has since apologised for any offence caused and said that the problem has now been fixed.

 ;D ;D Thumbs:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7902551/Facebook-apologises-site-translates-Xi-Jinpings-Mr-S-hole.html

 happy001

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2020, 12:34:06 PM
Perhaps I'm missing something here but surely when you re-enact a crime the idea is to jog people's memory by having participants involved who look like the offenders/victims etc...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7907993/Police-officers-pretend-sex-against-tree-bizarre-bid-catch-Western-man-woman.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2020, 12:43:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2020, 12:34:06 PM
Perhaps I'm missing something here but surely when you re-enact a crime the idea is to jog people's memory by having participants involved who look like the offenders/victims etc...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7907993/Police-officers-pretend-sex-against-tree-bizarre-bid-catch-Western-man-woman.html
whacky115

But then it is the land of the ladyboy
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2020, 01:11:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2020, 06:59:00 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2020, 09:24:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 08:03:09 PM
Facebook has apologised after the site translated Chinese leader Xi Jinping's name to 'Mr S***hole'.

The posts on the social media platform had been translated from Burmese into English as President Xi Jinping continued his state visit in Myanmar, Southeast Asia.

Facebook Inc has since apologised for any offence caused and said that the problem has now been fixed.

 ;D ;D Thumbs:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7902551/Facebook-apologises-site-translates-Xi-Jinpings-Mr-S-hole.html

 happy001

 happy001 happy001
happy001  happy001  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2020, 08:07:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2020, 12:34:06 PM
Perhaps I'm missing something here but surely when you re-enact a crime the idea is to jog people's memory by having participants involved who look like the offenders/victims etc...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7907993/Police-officers-pretend-sex-against-tree-bizarre-bid-catch-Western-man-woman.html

That reminds me of my mate ...in college he earnt extra money doing police line-ups..medium build dark haired etc...

But stopped after he got picked 3 from 5 line ups for separate crimes .. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2020, 10:55:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 21, 2020, 08:07:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2020, 12:34:06 PM
Perhaps I'm missing something here but surely when you re-enact a crime the idea is to jog people's memory by having participants involved who look like the offenders/victims etc...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7907993/Police-officers-pretend-sex-against-tree-bizarre-bid-catch-Western-man-woman.html

That reminds me of my mate ...in college he earnt extra money doing police line-ups..medium build dark haired etc...

But stopped after he got picked 3 from 5 line ups for separate crimes .. ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2020, 12:12:31 PM
My faith in the intelligence of the next generation just took another hit...   noooo:

Assuming that this wasn't just a proof of concept Mr Darwin sir could I suggest that the next version of this you do involves battery acid instead...   rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7912981/TikTok-challenge-sees-men-dipping-testicles-SOY-SAUCE-taste-it.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2020, 01:29:02 PM
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/20/us/car-crash-god-pennsylvania/index.html (https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/20/us/car-crash-god-pennsylvania/index.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2020, 02:50:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2020, 01:29:02 PM
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/20/us/car-crash-god-pennsylvania/index.html (https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/20/us/car-crash-god-pennsylvania/index.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2020, 04:29:10 PM
Nick and Nod could have a Craggy Island stylee experience...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/19/remote-irish-island-recruiting-two-friends-run-coffee-shop-12084016/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2020, 04:42:35 PM
Nod + any sort of machine = disaster  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2020, 04:43:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2020, 04:42:35 PM
Nod + any sort of machine = disaster  noooo:

No electricity = damage limited  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2020, 04:50:07 PM
Gas?  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2020, 04:54:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2020, 04:50:07 PM
Gas?  scared2:

Given how many sprouts you are eating I'd say that was a given....  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 22, 2020, 07:05:10 PM
 What the ????  (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2020, 07:09:44 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 22, 2020, 07:05:10 PM
What the ????  (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2020, 07:26:06 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2020, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2020, 07:09:44 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 22, 2020, 07:05:10 PM
What the ????  (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/)

happy001

 lol: lol: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 07:02:48 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 22, 2020, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2020, 07:09:44 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 22, 2020, 07:05:10 PM
What the ????  (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/)

happy001

 lol: lol: noooo:

Oh God, the comments...  happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2020, 07:54:33 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/22/travel/service-animal-airplane.html (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/22/travel/service-animal-airplane.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 08:54:40 AM
Another candidate for Nick to cat sit......................?  eveilgrin:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/01/23/04/23755344-7918975-Mitchell_County_Animal_Rescue_North_Carolina_posted_about_Perdit-a-14_1579752671630.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/01/23/04/23755342-7918975-It_describes_her_likes_as_staring_into_your_soul_until_you_feel_-a-16_1579752671636.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7918975/Animal-rescue-center-posts-adoption-ad-worlds-worst-cat-admitting-vet-thinks-Perditas-jerk.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2020, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2020, 02:50:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2020, 01:29:02 PM
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/20/us/car-crash-god-pennsylvania/index.html (https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/20/us/car-crash-god-pennsylvania/index.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:  FFS throw away the key
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2020, 01:16:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 07:02:48 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 22, 2020, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2020, 07:09:44 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 22, 2020, 07:05:10 PM
What the ????  (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/)

happy001

 lol: lol: noooo:

Oh God, the comments...  happy002
happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2020, 01:18:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 08:54:40 AM
Another candidate for Nick to cat sit......................?  eveilgrin:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/01/23/04/23755344-7918975-Mitchell_County_Animal_Rescue_North_Carolina_posted_about_Perdit-a-14_1579752671630.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/01/23/04/23755342-7918975-It_describes_her_likes_as_staring_into_your_soul_until_you_feel_-a-16_1579752671636.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7918975/Animal-rescue-center-posts-adoption-ad-worlds-worst-cat-admitting-vet-thinks-Perditas-jerk.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
"doesn't like dixie chicks, disney movies, Christmas . . . "

BM sign that cat up to an account here
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 01:34:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2020, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2020, 02:50:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2020, 01:29:02 PM
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/20/us/car-crash-god-pennsylvania/index.html (https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/20/us/car-crash-god-pennsylvania/index.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:  FFS throw away the key

If she wants to test her faith then wire her up to Old Sparky. Either nothing will happen or she will be sent off to meet him in person...  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2020, 02:01:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 01:34:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2020, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2020, 02:50:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2020, 01:29:02 PM
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/20/us/car-crash-god-pennsylvania/index.html (https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/20/us/car-crash-god-pennsylvania/index.html)

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:  FFS throw away the key

If she wants to test her faith then wire her up to Old Sparky. Either nothing will happen or she will be sent off to meet him in person...  cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 02:43:56 PM
And yet again some gormless fuckwit trying to appeal to the electorate trots out this bullshit argument about computer games causing violence and help teach school shooters how to kill. It's about as sensible an argument as heavy metal albums having satanic messages in them if you play them backwards. I know that I've gone on about this in the past but it's just a level of ignorance by people playing on fear in order to score political points that pisses me off.

The only correlation that you have concerning computer games and shootings is coincidental. The games industry currently makes significantly more money than Hollywood and playing games is popular with people of all ages INCLUDING THOSE IN SCHOOL! I've gone through any number of shooters over the years, hell even Baldymort played Doom back in the day so does that make him a raging psychopath by default because he was running around with a chainsaw carving up demons? 

If you really want to do something about school shootings then involve the FBI Behavioural Science Division. When it was in it's infancy John Douglas and his team interviewed serial killers and other violent criminals all over the country (Douglas himself interviewed infamous figures such as David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, Lynette Fromme, Sara Jane Moore, Edmund Kemper, James Earl Ray, Sirhan Sirhan, Richard Speck, Donald Harvey, Gary Ridgway and Joseph Paul Franklin) in order to correlate behaviours and develop profiling techniques that would allow law enforcement officers to be able to predict and/or catch offenders. Do you seriously think that if they were given the resources, a clear objective and free reign they couldn't come up with the tools to identify potential shooters while still in school so that they could be investigated before another incident occurs?

But no, something like this would never happen because it's so much easier to just trot out the same scapegoat again and again in whichever incarnation it is this time.

https://nationalfile.com/biden-game-developers-are-little-creeps-who-teach-people-how-to-kill/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2020, 03:20:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 02:43:56 PM
And yet again some gormless fuckwit trying to appeal to the electorate trots out this bullshit argument about computer games causing violence and help teach school shooters how to kill. It's about as sensible an argument as heavy metal albums having satanic messages in them if you play them backwards. I know that I've gone on about this in the past but it's just a level of ignorance by people playing on fear in order to score political points that pisses me off.

The only correlation that you have concerning computer games and shootings is coincidental. The games industry currently makes significantly more money than Hollywood and playing games is popular with people of all ages INCLUDING THOSE IN SCHOOL! I've gone through any number of shooters over the years, hell even Baldymort played Doom back in the day so does that make him a raging psychopath by default because he was running around with a chainsaw carving up demons? 

If you really want to do something about school shootings then involve the FBI Behavioural Science Division. When it was in it's infancy John Douglas and his team interviewed serial killers and other violent criminals all over the country (Douglas himself interviewed infamous figures such as David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, Lynette Fromme, Sara Jane Moore, Edmund Kemper, James Earl Ray, Sirhan Sirhan, Richard Speck, Donald Harvey, Gary Ridgway and Joseph Paul Franklin) in order to correlate behaviours and develop profiling techniques that would allow law enforcement officers to be able to predict and/or catch offenders. Do you seriously think that if they were given the resources, a clear objective and free reign they couldn't come up with the tools to identify potential shooters while still in school so that they could be investigated before another incident occurs?

But no, something like this would never happen because it's so much easier to just trot out the same scapegoat again and again in whichever incarnation it is this time.

https://nationalfile.com/biden-game-developers-are-little-creeps-who-teach-people-how-to-kill/

 Thumbs: 

And on that theory ..after BM watched all that porn he should be good at...............................................
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2020, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2020, 03:20:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 02:43:56 PM
And yet again some gormless fuckwit trying to appeal to the electorate trots out this bullshit argument about computer games causing violence and help teach school shooters how to kill. It's about as sensible an argument as heavy metal albums having satanic messages in them if you play them backwards. I know that I've gone on about this in the past but it's just a level of ignorance by people playing on fear in order to score political points that pisses me off.

The only correlation that you have concerning computer games and shootings is coincidental. The games industry currently makes significantly more money than Hollywood and playing games is popular with people of all ages INCLUDING THOSE IN SCHOOL! I've gone through any number of shooters over the years, hell even Baldymort played Doom back in the day so does that make him a raging psychopath by default because he was running around with a chainsaw carving up demons? 

If you really want to do something about school shootings then involve the FBI Behavioural Science Division. When it was in it's infancy John Douglas and his team interviewed serial killers and other violent criminals all over the country (Douglas himself interviewed infamous figures such as David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, Lynette Fromme, Sara Jane Moore, Edmund Kemper, James Earl Ray, Sirhan Sirhan, Richard Speck, Donald Harvey, Gary Ridgway and Joseph Paul Franklin) in order to correlate behaviours and develop profiling techniques that would allow law enforcement officers to be able to predict and/or catch offenders. Do you seriously think that if they were given the resources, a clear objective and free reign they couldn't come up with the tools to identify potential shooters while still in school so that they could be investigated before another incident occurs?

But no, something like this would never happen because it's so much easier to just trot out the same scapegoat again and again in whichever incarnation it is this time.

https://nationalfile.com/biden-game-developers-are-little-creeps-who-teach-people-how-to-kill/

 Thumbs: 

And on that theory ..after BM watched all that porn he should be good at...............................................

Knocking on doors?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2020, 03:39:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2020, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2020, 03:20:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 02:43:56 PM
And yet again some gormless fuckwit trying to appeal to the electorate trots out this bullshit argument about computer games causing violence and help teach school shooters how to kill. It's about as sensible an argument as heavy metal albums having satanic messages in them if you play them backwards. I know that I've gone on about this in the past but it's just a level of ignorance by people playing on fear in order to score political points that pisses me off.

The only correlation that you have concerning computer games and shootings is coincidental. The games industry currently makes significantly more money than Hollywood and playing games is popular with people of all ages INCLUDING THOSE IN SCHOOL! I've gone through any number of shooters over the years, hell even Baldymort played Doom back in the day so does that make him a raging psychopath by default because he was running around with a chainsaw carving up demons? 

If you really want to do something about school shootings then involve the FBI Behavioural Science Division. When it was in it's infancy John Douglas and his team interviewed serial killers and other violent criminals all over the country (Douglas himself interviewed infamous figures such as David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, Lynette Fromme, Sara Jane Moore, Edmund Kemper, James Earl Ray, Sirhan Sirhan, Richard Speck, Donald Harvey, Gary Ridgway and Joseph Paul Franklin) in order to correlate behaviours and develop profiling techniques that would allow law enforcement officers to be able to predict and/or catch offenders. Do you seriously think that if they were given the resources, a clear objective and free reign they couldn't come up with the tools to identify potential shooters while still in school so that they could be investigated before another incident occurs?

But no, something like this would never happen because it's so much easier to just trot out the same scapegoat again and again in whichever incarnation it is this time.

https://nationalfile.com/biden-game-developers-are-little-creeps-who-teach-people-how-to-kill/

 Thumbs: 

And on that theory ..after BM watched all that porn he should be good at...............................................

Knocking on doors?

 ;D

 rubschin:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2020, 03:40:02 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2020, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2020, 03:39:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2020, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2020, 03:20:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 02:43:56 PM
And yet again some gormless fuckwit trying to appeal to the electorate trots out this bullshit argument about computer games causing violence and help teach school shooters how to kill. It's about as sensible an argument as heavy metal albums having satanic messages in them if you play them backwards. I know that I've gone on about this in the past but it's just a level of ignorance by people playing on fear in order to score political points that pisses me off.

The only correlation that you have concerning computer games and shootings is coincidental. The games industry currently makes significantly more money than Hollywood and playing games is popular with people of all ages INCLUDING THOSE IN SCHOOL! I've gone through any number of shooters over the years, hell even Baldymort played Doom back in the day so does that make him a raging psychopath by default because he was running around with a chainsaw carving up demons? 

If you really want to do something about school shootings then involve the FBI Behavioural Science Division. When it was in it's infancy John Douglas and his team interviewed serial killers and other violent criminals all over the country (Douglas himself interviewed infamous figures such as David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, Lynette Fromme, Sara Jane Moore, Edmund Kemper, James Earl Ray, Sirhan Sirhan, Richard Speck, Donald Harvey, Gary Ridgway and Joseph Paul Franklin) in order to correlate behaviours and develop profiling techniques that would allow law enforcement officers to be able to predict and/or catch offenders. Do you seriously think that if they were given the resources, a clear objective and free reign they couldn't come up with the tools to identify potential shooters while still in school so that they could be investigated before another incident occurs?

But no, something like this would never happen because it's so much easier to just trot out the same scapegoat again and again in whichever incarnation it is this time.

https://nationalfile.com/biden-game-developers-are-little-creeps-who-teach-people-how-to-kill/

 Thumbs: 

And on that theory ..after BM watched all that porn he should be good at...............................................

Knocking on doors?

 ;D

 rubschin:

 cussing:

 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 08:32:52 PM
Challenge accepted you say.....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7920511/Chris-Eubank-Jr-slams-little-rats-burgled-mansion.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2020, 12:09:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 08:32:52 PM
Challenge accepted you say.....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7920511/Chris-Eubank-Jr-slams-little-rats-burgled-mansion.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2020, 05:16:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 24, 2020, 12:09:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 08:32:52 PM
Challenge accepted you say.....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7920511/Chris-Eubank-Jr-slams-little-rats-burgled-mansion.html

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2020, 06:38:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2020, 05:16:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 24, 2020, 12:09:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 08:32:52 PM
Challenge accepted you say.....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7920511/Chris-Eubank-Jr-slams-little-rats-burgled-mansion.html

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Who the F&&& steals 2nd hand shoes. no matter how expensive ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2020, 06:45:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 24, 2020, 06:38:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2020, 05:16:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 24, 2020, 12:09:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2020, 08:32:52 PM
Challenge accepted you say.....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7920511/Chris-Eubank-Jr-slams-little-rats-burgled-mansion.html

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Who the F&&& steals 2nd hand shoes. no matter how expensive ...... rubschin:

You are right, it's about as daft as stealing second hand tyres....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2020, 03:01:23 PM
Excessive force? How the hell do you manage to come up with that? He was protecting himself from somebody trying to KILL HIM WITH A FUCKING MACHETE!!!!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7927199/Lawyer-says-heroic-police-officer-disciplined-saving-life-Taser.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2020, 03:25:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2020, 03:01:23 PM
Excessive force? How the hell do you manage to come up with that? He was protecting himself from somebody trying to KILL HIM WITH A FUCKING MACHETE!!!!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7927199/Lawyer-says-heroic-police-officer-disciplined-saving-life-Taser.html

FFS! Sack her! Disgusting!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2020, 07:09:47 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3253557/The-ultimate-bad-hair-day-Woman-ends-hospital-confusing-builder-s-foam-hair-mousse.html?fbclid=IwAR2Rawn1eHO_ximgfCdzv0N_mWTs36eCBw52nwQgWgR4B497LKzwm4lgO


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2020, 07:26:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 25, 2020, 07:09:47 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3253557/The-ultimate-bad-hair-day-Woman-ends-hospital-confusing-builder-s-foam-hair-mousse.html?fbclid=IwAR2Rawn1eHO_ximgfCdzv0N_mWTs36eCBw52nwQgWgR4B497LKzwm4lgO


 rubschin:


AFFS!!!  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2020, 07:26:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 25, 2020, 07:09:47 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3253557/The-ultimate-bad-hair-day-Woman-ends-hospital-confusing-builder-s-foam-hair-mousse.html?fbclid=IwAR2Rawn1eHO_ximgfCdzv0N_mWTs36eCBw52nwQgWgR4B497LKzwm4lgO


 rubschin:

AFFS... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2020, 09:50:15 PM
http://now8news.com/cookie-dough-can-explodes-in-womans-vagina-during-shoplifting-incident/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork&fbclid=IwAR1gLJrWr39dHJNOOyhFGdgio8tHv4Auaz1bFm2B1r4CQ-LpioW3r--zwm0


 rubschin:

 eeek:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2020, 09:58:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 26, 2020, 09:50:15 PM
http://now8news.com/cookie-dough-can-explodes-in-womans-vagina-during-shoplifting-incident/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork&fbclid=IwAR1gLJrWr39dHJNOOyhFGdgio8tHv4Auaz1bFm2B1r4CQ-LpioW3r--zwm0


 rubschin:

 eeek:

 rubschin:

Maybe she just misread this and got the wrong idea...

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a29727313/tampons-shaped-cookies/

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2020, 10:00:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2020, 09:58:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 26, 2020, 09:50:15 PM
http://now8news.com/cookie-dough-can-explodes-in-womans-vagina-during-shoplifting-incident/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork&fbclid=IwAR1gLJrWr39dHJNOOyhFGdgio8tHv4Auaz1bFm2B1r4CQ-LpioW3r--zwm0


 rubschin:

 eeek:

 rubschin:

Maybe she just misread this and got the wrong idea...

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a29727313/tampons-shaped-cookies/

 redface:

Or a yeast infection......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2020, 10:01:48 PM
Just another of those fake news sites that make up trash stories and in this case with a racist agenda

Oh and the story is 5 years old

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2020, 05:39:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2020, 09:58:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 26, 2020, 09:50:15 PM
http://now8news.com/cookie-dough-can-explodes-in-womans-vagina-during-shoplifting-incident/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork&fbclid=IwAR1gLJrWr39dHJNOOyhFGdgio8tHv4Auaz1bFm2B1r4CQ-LpioW3r--zwm0


 rubschin:

 eeek:

 rubschin:

Maybe she just misread this and got the wrong idea...

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a29727313/tampons-shaped-cookies/

 redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2020, 05:39:57 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 26, 2020, 10:00:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2020, 09:58:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 26, 2020, 09:50:15 PM
http://now8news.com/cookie-dough-can-explodes-in-womans-vagina-during-shoplifting-incident/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork&fbclid=IwAR1gLJrWr39dHJNOOyhFGdgio8tHv4Auaz1bFm2B1r4CQ-LpioW3r--zwm0


 rubschin:

 eeek:

 rubschin:

Maybe she just misread this and got the wrong idea...

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a29727313/tampons-shaped-cookies/

 redface:

Or a yeast infection......... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2020, 02:36:34 PM
I've heard of rich gravy but.....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7937311/Pensioner-devastated-family-threw-20-000-life-savings-stashed-Bisto-tins-bin.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2020, 03:00:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2020, 02:36:34 PM
I've heard of rich gravy but.....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7937311/Pensioner-devastated-family-threw-20-000-life-savings-stashed-Bisto-tins-bin.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2020, 03:53:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2020, 03:00:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2020, 02:36:34 PM
I've heard of rich gravy but.....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7937311/Pensioner-devastated-family-threw-20-000-life-savings-stashed-Bisto-tins-bin.html

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 :thumbsup: result in the end.  Just goes to show you should never ever clean for relatives
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2020, 05:52:27 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 28, 2020, 03:53:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2020, 03:00:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2020, 02:36:34 PM
I've heard of rich gravy but.....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7937311/Pensioner-devastated-family-threw-20-000-life-savings-stashed-Bisto-tins-bin.html

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 :thumbsup: result in the end.  Just goes to show you should never ever clean for relatives

Remember when I was kid .....something similar ..old lady had put cash in books between pages for safe keeping ....daughter had given them all to charity ... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2020, 05:55:32 PM
Did you spend months in bookshops?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2020, 06:05:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2020, 05:55:32 PM
Did you spend months in bookshops?

 ;D    no .... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2020, 10:06:53 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/man-whose-headaches-made-him-vomit-had-tapeworm-in-brain-for-10-years-11920037

 sick2:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2020, 12:27:24 AM
They said the teenager, who was wearing a tag at the time he was killed on Monday afternoon, had once been 'badly behaved' but was getting his life back on track.

But they fear he may have been caught up in a 'postcode war' among rival gangs.

The first attack on Louis came at 11am. The second followed a youth offending team meeting in Battersea, where staff offered him a £50 Tesco voucher if he was home with his mother by 6pm.

So they "bribe" you to be good ??/   and he was on tag ??/........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2020, 10:35:22 AM
It looks like the intelligence section of the police selection criteria is taking the piss....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7941761/Police-officer-freed-armed-colleagues-getting-locked-toilet.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2020, 10:41:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2020, 10:35:22 AM
It looks like the intelligence section of the police selection criteria is taking the piss....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7941761/Police-officer-freed-armed-colleagues-getting-locked-toilet.html

Good grief... facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2020, 03:58:12 PM
There are sore losers and then there is just being bloody pathetic, trying to set up a campaign to have the Ode to Joy as the UK chart No. 1 this week...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1234260/brexit-latest-news-boris-johnson-leave-EU-January-31-caroline-voaden-liberal-democrats

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2020, 05:01:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2020, 10:41:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2020, 10:35:22 AM
It looks like the intelligence section of the police selection criteria is taking the piss....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7941761/Police-officer-freed-armed-colleagues-getting-locked-toilet.html

Good grief... facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

You can guess that it'll be us that pays for the damage inflicted with that 16kg ram
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2020, 05:07:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2020, 03:58:12 PM
There are sore losers and then there is just being bloody pathetic, trying to set up a campaign to have the Ode to Joy as the UK chart No. 1 this week...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1234260/brexit-latest-news-boris-johnson-leave-EU-January-31-caroline-voaden-liberal-democrats

 lol: lol: lol:

And look which one is winning  https://www.amazon.co.uk/Best-Sellers-MP3-Downloads/zgbs/dmusic/digital-music-track


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2020, 05:18:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 29, 2020, 05:07:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2020, 03:58:12 PM
There are sore losers and then there is just being bloody pathetic, trying to set up a campaign to have the Ode to Joy as the UK chart No. 1 this week...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1234260/brexit-latest-news-boris-johnson-leave-EU-January-31-caroline-voaden-liberal-democrats

 lol: lol: lol:

And look which one is winning  https://www.amazon.co.uk/Best-Sellers-MP3-Downloads/zgbs/dmusic/digital-music-track

Won the battle but lost the war eh...?  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2020, 05:51:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2020, 05:18:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 29, 2020, 05:07:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2020, 03:58:12 PM
There are sore losers and then there is just being bloody pathetic, trying to set up a campaign to have the Ode to Joy as the UK chart No. 1 this week...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1234260/brexit-latest-news-boris-johnson-leave-EU-January-31-caroline-voaden-liberal-democrats

 lol: lol: lol:

And look which one is winning  https://www.amazon.co.uk/Best-Sellers-MP3-Downloads/zgbs/dmusic/digital-music-track

Won the battle but lost the war eh...?  ;)
Time will tell



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2020, 07:20:01 PM
The problem is that even if it ends up at No. 1 Andre Rieu is such an international star that there is no way of knowing whether the people who bought the track did so because of a protest or because it was by him.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2020, 07:37:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2020, 07:20:01 PM
The problem is that even if it ends up at No. 1 Andre Rieu is such an international star that there is no way of knowing whether the people who bought the track did so because of a protest or because it was by him.  noooo:

 Thumbs:

Think Rage against the machine ..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2020, 11:45:34 PM
The moment the pilot of an aircraft says the flight has to turn back and return to the airport, it could trigger a sense of panic when your mind races through all the dangerous ways you might die in a plane. However, in a rather interesting case, it was a harmless baby that made a flight return around.

Everything seemed to be going fine on the Saudi Arabian Airlines flight that was scheduled to do a trip from Saudi Arabia to Malaysia. When the Flight SV832 began its journey, a young mother got the shock of her life when she realized her baby was not with her and was still at the airport's terminal, as reported by The Guardian.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2020, 05:24:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 29, 2020, 11:45:34 PM
The moment the pilot of an aircraft says the flight has to turn back and return to the airport, it could trigger a sense of panic when your mind races through all the dangerous ways you might die in a plane. However, in a rather interesting case, it was a harmless baby that made a flight return around.

Everything seemed to be going fine on the Saudi Arabian Airlines flight that was scheduled to do a trip from Saudi Arabia to Malaysia. When the Flight SV832 began its journey, a young mother got the shock of her life when she realized her baby was not with her and was still at the airport's terminal, as reported by The Guardian.

 ;D ;D

facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2020, 08:13:36 AM
Which funny f88ker signed me up for "The Gay Times " on FB........ cussing: cussing: cussing: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2020, 09:35:27 AM
My money is on Baldymort or Nick....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2020, 09:38:19 AM
NOT from Gay times ........ evil:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/27/businessman-ordered-rename-singsburys-shop-decides-new-name/


 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2020, 09:45:21 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2020, 09:38:19 AM
NOT from Gay times ........ evil:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/27/businessman-ordered-rename-singsburys-shop-decides-new-name/


 Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2020, 02:27:12 PM
My mate won his case on appeal  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7942991/Oxford-don-wins-Appeal-Court-fight-doctor-mothers-1-25m-home.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7942991/Oxford-don-wins-Appeal-Court-fight-doctor-mothers-1-25m-home.html)

Wonder if he'll lend me a fiver  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2020, 02:37:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 30, 2020, 02:27:12 PM
My mate won his case on appeal  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7942991/Oxford-don-wins-Appeal-Court-fight-doctor-mothers-1-25m-home.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7942991/Oxford-don-wins-Appeal-Court-fight-doctor-mothers-1-25m-home.html)

Wonder if he'll lend me a fiver  rubschin:

 happ096
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 30, 2020, 10:19:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2020, 09:45:21 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2020, 09:38:19 AM
NOT from Gay times ........ evil:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/27/businessman-ordered-rename-singsburys-shop-decides-new-name/


 Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
and :thumbsup: to Morrisons

What an uninspiring town name:  West Allotment
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2020, 08:19:46 PM
A last minute entry for Bellend of the Month...

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/30/teenager-got-harmonica-stuck-mouth-made-noises-breathed-12153936/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2020, 08:47:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2020, 08:19:46 PM
A last minute entry for Bellend of the Month...

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/30/teenager-got-harmonica-stuck-mouth-made-noises-breathed-12153936/

 noooo:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2020, 10:30:43 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7953857/British-teen-gang-raped-Cyprus-tells-story.html

More bad publicity.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2020, 10:45:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 01, 2020, 10:30:43 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7953857/British-teen-gang-raped-Cyprus-tells-story.html

More bad publicity.......... noooo:
Blame that idiot judge.  Whatever the truth of the original incident he was seemingly determined to railroad a conviction in some mistaken view Cyprus would come out of it better that way

Did I mention not too many people on the Smug stand at that travel show?   The damage was done long before that DM article

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2020, 05:49:33 PM
Out of interest I watched the State of the Union address and it's just highlighted the fact that the Democrats are imploding and have nothing to offer unless you are a deranged identitarian or hard left winger. But to see the speaker tearing up her copy of the Speech just because Trump didn't shake her hand just makes her come across as a child throwing a tantrum. Considering all the crap that's been exposed about the impeachment proceedings are you really surprised that he would snub you when you offered him your hand? All you have managed to do is make yourself a laughing stock among the centre and moderates that you so desperately need to entice if you were to even have a hope of getting a Democrat into the White House this year.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pelosi-rips-up-trump-speech-at-conclusion-of-state-of-the-union/ar-BBZF0X0
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2020, 10:50:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2020, 05:49:33 PM
Out of interest I watched the State of the Union address and it's just highlighted the fact that the Democrats are imploding and have nothing to offer unless you are a deranged identitarian or hard left winger. But to see the speaker tearing up her copy of the Speech just because Trump didn't shake her hand just makes her come across as a child throwing a tantrum. Considering all the crap that's been exposed about the impeachment proceedings are you really surprised that he would snub you when you offered him your hand? All you have managed to do is make yourself a laughing stock among the centre and moderates that you so desperately need to entice if you were to even have a hope of getting a Democrat into the White House this year.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pelosi-rips-up-trump-speech-at-conclusion-of-state-of-the-union/ar-BBZF0X0

She had to tear it up

It wouldn't flush down the toilet otherwise
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2020, 11:45:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 05, 2020, 10:50:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2020, 05:49:33 PM
Out of interest I watched the State of the Union address and it's just highlighted the fact that the Democrats are imploding and have nothing to offer unless you are a deranged identitarian or hard left winger. But to see the speaker tearing up her copy of the Speech just because Trump didn't shake her hand just makes her come across as a child throwing a tantrum. Considering all the crap that's been exposed about the impeachment proceedings are you really surprised that he would snub you when you offered him your hand? All you have managed to do is make yourself a laughing stock among the centre and moderates that you so desperately need to entice if you were to even have a hope of getting a Democrat into the White House this year.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pelosi-rips-up-trump-speech-at-conclusion-of-state-of-the-union/ar-BBZF0X0

She had to tear it up

It wouldn't flush down the toilet otherwise

Her behaviour is a prime example of exactly what is wrong with the Democratic Party. A mature politician would have taken the opportunity during the rebuttal to argue against the points he has made instead of acting like a child for the sake of opposing Trump. It's just the latest of many incidents that are going to hand him the Presidency again later this year. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 11:04:17 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7973077/Children-face-limits-number-times-head-footballs-training.html

 eeek: eeek:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2020, 12:07:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 11:04:17 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7973077/Children-face-limits-number-times-head-footballs-training.html

 eeek: eeek:
Indeed, I can see heading the ball being outlawed in football in our lifetimes. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 12:09:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 06, 2020, 12:07:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 11:04:17 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7973077/Children-face-limits-number-times-head-footballs-training.html

 eeek: eeek:
Indeed, I can see heading the ball being outlawed in football in our lifetimes.

Rugby........ rubschin:  boxing ..etc..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 06, 2020, 01:18:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 06, 2020, 12:07:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 11:04:17 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7973077/Children-face-limits-number-times-head-footballs-training.html

 eeek: eeek:
Indeed, I can see heading the ball being outlawed in football in our lifetimes.
Quite right, given head can obviously cause brain damage.
Just look at that Katie Price.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 01:21:33 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 06, 2020, 01:18:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 06, 2020, 12:07:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 11:04:17 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7973077/Children-face-limits-number-times-head-footballs-training.html

 eeek: eeek:
Indeed, I can see heading the ball being outlawed in football in our lifetimes.
Quite right, given head can obviously cause brain damage.
Just look at that Katie Price.

 ;D ;D redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2020, 01:50:14 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 06, 2020, 01:18:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 06, 2020, 12:07:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 11:04:17 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7973077/Children-face-limits-number-times-head-footballs-training.html

 eeek: eeek:
Indeed, I can see heading the ball being outlawed in football in our lifetimes.
Quite right, given head can obviously cause brain damage.
Just look at that Katie Price.

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2020, 02:31:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 01:21:33 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 06, 2020, 01:18:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 06, 2020, 12:07:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 11:04:17 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7973077/Children-face-limits-number-times-head-footballs-training.html

 eeek: eeek:
Indeed, I can see heading the ball being outlawed in football in our lifetimes.
Quite right, given head can obviously cause brain damage.
Just look at that Katie Price.

 ;D ;D redface:
lol: lol: lol: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 05:52:43 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7974413/Labour-councillor-30-lied-council-house-making-thousands-rent.html

 noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2020, 05:58:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 05:52:43 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7974413/Labour-councillor-30-lied-council-house-making-thousands-rent.html

 noooo:

 rubschin:

Always darkies...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 05:59:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 06, 2020, 05:58:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 05:52:43 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7974413/Labour-councillor-30-lied-council-house-making-thousands-rent.html

 noooo:

 rubschin:

Always darkies...  noooo:

 Thumbs:  Bernie Grant .... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2020, 08:53:58 AM
https://god.dailydot.com/christian-sue-nfl-horny/ (https://god.dailydot.com/christian-sue-nfl-horny/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2020, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2020, 08:53:58 AM
https://god.dailydot.com/christian-sue-nfl-horny/ (https://god.dailydot.com/christian-sue-nfl-horny/)

 noooo:

 rubschin:

You could sue your new neighbour!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 07, 2020, 05:09:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2020, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2020, 08:53:58 AM
https://god.dailydot.com/christian-sue-nfl-horny/ (https://god.dailydot.com/christian-sue-nfl-horny/)

 noooo:

 rubschin:

You could sue your new neighbour!  :thumbsup:
settling for payment in kind?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 07, 2020, 05:32:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 07, 2020, 05:09:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2020, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2020, 08:53:58 AM
https://god.dailydot.com/christian-sue-nfl-horny/ (https://god.dailydot.com/christian-sue-nfl-horny/)

 noooo:

 rubschin:

You could sue your new neighbour!  :thumbsup:
settling for payment in kind?

Soft option....... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2020, 06:02:43 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2020, 01:42:21 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 06, 2020, 01:18:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 06, 2020, 12:07:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 06, 2020, 11:04:17 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7973077/Children-face-limits-number-times-head-footballs-training.html

 eeek: eeek:
Indeed, I can see heading the ball being outlawed in football in our lifetimes.
Quite right, given head can obviously cause brain damage.
Just look at that Katie Price.

I disagree Mr Darwin sir, having had the misfortune to have met her once (that was the last time I went of a works piss up for that company) she doesn't have anything between her ears to damage in the first place. Each time she started to say something the collective IQ level of the room dropped a couple of points  noooo:

She's announced that she wants to pose nude again...  sick2:




so that's the centerfold for What Heifer sorted out.  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7981521/Katie-Price-reveals-career-moves-bankruptcy.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 09, 2020, 12:54:22 PM
She'll do anything for money and with her debts she needs loads of it

Her problem is no one wants to pay her for doing those things anymore.  She's well worn out her welcome (amongst other things)

If we played celebrity suicide bingo she'd be a hot ticket for that
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 09, 2020, 01:20:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 09, 2020, 12:54:22 PM
She'll do anything for money and with her debts she needs loads of it

Her problem is no one wants to pay her for doing those things anymore.  She's well worn out her welcome (amongst other things)

If we played celebrity suicide bingo she'd be a hot ticket for that

Exactly..overkill....everyone knows the "in and outs " of her life ..(pun intended )...

Too much plastic surgery too.. noooo:

She had a good run considering her only talent was nice tits ..and as said, I cannot see a good ending ..(PUN intended again )....... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2020, 03:32:34 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7984271/Tenants-reported-horrible-smell-learn-upstairs-neighbour-dead-week.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2020, 04:33:22 AM
The Instagram generation, we are truly fucked as a civilisation...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7984013/London-couple-spent-250k-cosmetic-surgery-make-look-like-idols.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2020, 05:26:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2020, 04:33:22 AM
The Instagram generation, we are truly fucked as a civilisation...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7984013/London-couple-spent-250k-cosmetic-surgery-make-look-like-idols.html

Mental...  whacky115

...and ghastly...  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2020, 12:36:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2020, 05:26:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2020, 04:33:22 AM
The Instagram generation, we are truly fucked as a civilisation...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7984013/London-couple-spent-250k-cosmetic-surgery-make-look-like-idols.html

Mental...  whacky115

...and ghastly...  sick2:
whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

Seems there is no stopping the power of stupid

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2020, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2020, 03:32:34 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7984271/Tenants-reported-horrible-smell-learn-upstairs-neighbour-dead-week.html

 eeek:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  sick2:

Well at least the deceased could say he's made his mark
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2020, 12:39:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 10, 2020, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2020, 03:32:34 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7984271/Tenants-reported-horrible-smell-learn-upstairs-neighbour-dead-week.html

 eeek:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  sick2:

Well at least the deceased could say he's made his mark

Holy fuck!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2020, 04:02:27 PM
Lying dog faced pony soldier? Misquoting a line from a John Wayne film and coming across as insulting a voter asking a valid question? This is going to be Biden's version of Gordo's 'bigot' moment...  noooo:

https://news.sky.com/story/joe-biden-calls-voter-a-lying-dog-faced-pony-soldier-at-new-hampshire-rally-11930671
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2020, 05:27:38 PM
Nick or Nod......... rubschin:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7986391/Amateur-chefs-reveal-disastrous-cooking-fails.html



 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2020, 07:09:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 10, 2020, 05:27:38 PM
Nick or Nod......... rubschin:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7986391/Amateur-chefs-reveal-disastrous-cooking-fails.html



 whistle:

 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2020, 07:50:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2020, 04:02:27 PM
Lying dog faced pony soldier? Misquoting a line from a John Wayne film and coming across as insulting a voter asking a valid question? This is going to be Biden's version of Gordo's 'bigot' moment...  noooo:

https://news.sky.com/story/joe-biden-calls-voter-a-lying-dog-faced-pony-soldier-at-new-hampshire-rally-11930671
eeek: what a cretin.  He's blown it hasn't he
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2020, 07:53:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 10, 2020, 05:27:38 PM
Nick or Nod......... rubschin:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7986391/Amateur-chefs-reveal-disastrous-cooking-fails.html



 whistle:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2020, 08:56:56 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7986495/Woman-reveals-stumbled-meeting-SATANIC-SEX-CULT-having-brunch-vegan-cafe.html

Steve.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2020, 08:59:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 10, 2020, 08:56:56 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7986495/Woman-reveals-stumbled-meeting-SATANIC-SEX-CULT-having-brunch-vegan-cafe.html

Steve.......... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:  and no
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2020, 10:51:44 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7987357/Horrific-moment-stripper-falls-20ft-pole-lands-face-stage.html


 eeek:

 ;D

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2020, 11:32:42 PM
 eeek: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2020, 12:23:29 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 10, 2020, 07:50:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2020, 04:02:27 PM
Lying dog faced pony soldier? Misquoting a line from a John Wayne film and coming across as insulting a voter asking a valid question? This is going to be Biden's version of Gordo's 'bigot' moment...  noooo:

https://news.sky.com/story/joe-biden-calls-voter-a-lying-dog-faced-pony-soldier-at-new-hampshire-rally-11930671
eeek: what a cretin.  He's blown it hasn't he

He blew it the moment the clip of him bragging about his quid pro quo escapade with the Ukrainian prosecutor resurfaced. His gaffes since then have just added to the reasons he won't get the nomination unless the DNC has completely lost the plot. Given that they cheated and changed their own rules to allow Bloomberg to speak at the debates (I'm guessing the hundreds of thousands of dollars he has donated to the party are purely coincidental and have nothing at all to do with the decision) suggests they have already picked their replacement.

To be honest I don't think it's going to matter who the Democrats name as their candidate, given the state of the economy, the record low levels of unemployment and improvements in the standards of living for the lowest paid workers, unless something goes drastically wrong for him Trump will get voted in for a second term.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2020, 08:35:22 AM
Call me a picky bastard but if by some massive fluke I have a rush of blood to the head and decide to have a tattoo there is no way I'd let a 9 year old loose on me with the needle...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/10/meet-nine-year-old-girl-tattooing-since-toddler-12216519/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2020, 08:39:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2020, 08:35:22 AM
Call me a picky bastard but if by some massive fluke I have a rush of blood to the head and decide to have a tattoo there is no way I'd let a 9 year old loose on me with the needle...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/10/meet-nine-year-old-girl-tattooing-since-toddler-12216519/

Bad and wrong...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2020, 11:26:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2020, 08:39:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2020, 08:35:22 AM
Call me a picky bastard but if by some massive fluke I have a rush of blood to the head and decide to have a tattoo there is no way I'd let a 9 year old loose on me with the needle...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/10/meet-nine-year-old-girl-tattooing-since-toddler-12216519/

Bad and wrong...  noooo:
indeed
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2020, 12:53:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2020, 08:39:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2020, 08:35:22 AM
Call me a picky bastard but if by some massive fluke I have a rush of blood to the head and decide to have a tattoo there is no way I'd let a 9 year old loose on me with the needle...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/10/meet-nine-year-old-girl-tattooing-since-toddler-12216519/

Bad and wrong...  noooo:

One on each hand ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2020, 01:29:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 11, 2020, 12:53:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2020, 08:39:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2020, 08:35:22 AM
Call me a picky bastard but if by some massive fluke I have a rush of blood to the head and decide to have a tattoo there is no way I'd let a 9 year old loose on me with the needle...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/10/meet-nine-year-old-girl-tattooing-since-toddler-12216519/

Bad and wrong...  noooo:

One on each hand ...... rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2020, 03:47:50 PM
And surprise surprise, the Oscars speeches were scraping the barrel so much wood chips were flying, quoting the Communist manifesto, commenting on Trump's impeachment, demanding we turn to veganism. You tried Ricky, but from their ivory towers they were never going to listen. 

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/ricky-gervais-oscars-2020-politics

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2020-02-09/communist-manifesto-quoted-at-the-oscars
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2020, 07:21:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2020, 03:47:50 PM
And surprise surprise, the Oscars speeches were scraping the barrel so much wood chips were flying, quoting the Communist manifesto, commenting on Trump's impeachment, demanding we turn to veganism. You tried Ricky, but from their ivory towers they were never going to listen. 

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/ricky-gervais-oscars-2020-politics

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2020-02-09/communist-manifesto-quoted-at-the-oscars
Thought Brad Pitt's "I get 45 seconds, that's 45 seconds more than the senate gave John Bolton" was good

Frankly I'm puzzled, you want political comment excised from the Oscars but a fake 'true story' for election effect film like Richard Jewell is just fine
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2020, 08:04:21 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7991751/Three-surfers-duck-bridge-ride-river-waves-upstream-Cornish-seaside-town.html

Grump........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2020, 08:57:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 11, 2020, 07:21:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2020, 03:47:50 PM
And surprise surprise, the Oscars speeches were scraping the barrel so much wood chips were flying, quoting the Communist manifesto, commenting on Trump's impeachment, demanding we turn to veganism. You tried Ricky, but from their ivory towers they were never going to listen. 

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/ricky-gervais-oscars-2020-politics

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2020-02-09/communist-manifesto-quoted-at-the-oscars
Thought Brad Pitt's "I get 45 seconds, that's 45 seconds more than the senate gave John Bolton" was good

Frankly I'm puzzled, you want political comment excised from the Oscars but a fake 'true story' for election effect film like Richard Jewell is just fine

No, this years Oscars had the lowest number of viewers yet by over 2 million because people are just getting sick of watching professional pretenders award themselves and then tell everyone how to live their lives. But praising a manifesto responsible for the deaths of countless innocents? What's next? Mein Kampf next year?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2020, 09:04:43 PM
She didn't praise the manifesto, she used a phrase that has long passed into wider parlance

You do know that not everything the viscerally anti union LATimes prints is gospel don't you
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2020, 09:27:14 PM
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/five-rottweilers-eat-mans-face-21473584

 eeek: eeek:

Dog eat frog there ........ redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2020, 09:35:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 11, 2020, 09:27:14 PM
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/five-rottweilers-eat-mans-face-21473584

 eeek: eeek:

Dog eat frog there ........ redface:
eeek:  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2020, 04:40:50 AM
Miss D has an sofa.....


What's the worst that could happen..... eveilgrin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/11/rory-stewart-wants-spend-night-place-12224329/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2020, 03:34:26 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7995107/Damian-Hurley-17-spitting-image-mother-Elizabeth-braving-Storm-Ciara.html


SON>....... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2020, 03:36:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2020, 03:34:26 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7995107/Damian-Hurley-17-spitting-image-mother-Elizabeth-braving-Storm-Ciara.html


SON>....... eeek: eeek:

Gayer:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2020, 10:05:19 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-8000543/Father-three-40-devours-Big-Mac-Meal-14-MONTHS-buried-garden.html

Northerners....... noooo:

and why ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2020, 05:04:49 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 13, 2020, 10:05:19 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-8000543/Father-three-40-devours-Big-Mac-Meal-14-MONTHS-buried-garden.html

Northerners....... noooo:

and why ........ noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2020, 06:07:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2020, 05:04:49 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 13, 2020, 10:05:19 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-8000543/Father-three-40-devours-Big-Mac-Meal-14-MONTHS-buried-garden.html

Northerners....... noooo:

and why ........ noooo:

 noooo:

Barnsley, nuff said really....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2020, 09:04:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2020, 06:07:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2020, 05:04:49 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 13, 2020, 10:05:19 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-8000543/Father-three-40-devours-Big-Mac-Meal-14-MONTHS-buried-garden.html

Northerners....... noooo:

and why ........ noooo:

 noooo:

Barnsley, nuff said really....  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2020, 09:53:52 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 14, 2020, 09:04:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2020, 06:07:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2020, 05:04:49 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 13, 2020, 10:05:19 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-8000543/Father-three-40-devours-Big-Mac-Meal-14-MONTHS-buried-garden.html

Northerners....... noooo:

and why ........ noooo:

 noooo:

Barnsley, nuff said really....  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Talking of up norf (https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/f2gti1/the_streets_of_scotland_are_more_entertaining/)...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2020, 11:32:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2020, 09:53:52 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 14, 2020, 09:04:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2020, 06:07:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2020, 05:04:49 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 13, 2020, 10:05:19 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-8000543/Father-three-40-devours-Big-Mac-Meal-14-MONTHS-buried-garden.html

Northerners....... noooo:

and why ........ noooo:

 noooo:

Barnsley, nuff said really....  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Talking of up norf (https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/f2gti1/the_streets_of_scotland_are_more_entertaining/)...  noooo:
both funny and sad really.

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2020, 12:18:25 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8003907/Businessmans-transphobic-tweet-LAWFUL-High-Court-rules.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2020, 12:47:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 14, 2020, 12:18:25 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8003907/Businessmans-transphobic-tweet-LAWFUL-High-Court-rules.html

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2020, 07:10:02 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7999745/Southend-boss-Sol-Campbell-start-TV-interview-saying-managed-SOUTHAMPTON.html

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2020, 07:32:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 14, 2020, 07:10:02 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7999745/Southend-boss-Sol-Campbell-start-TV-interview-saying-managed-SOUTHAMPTON.html

 noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 08:14:46 AM
I may be tempting fate here but something tells me that not even Nick has a first date story this bad.....  lol:

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/13/us/man-robbed-bank-first-date-trnd/index.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2020, 08:33:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 08:14:46 AM
I may be tempting fate here but something tells me that not even Nick has a first date story this bad.....  lol:

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/13/us/man-robbed-bank-first-date-trnd/index.html

Bloody hell!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 09:01:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2020, 08:33:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 08:14:46 AM
I may be tempting fate here but something tells me that not even Nick has a first date story this bad.....  lol:

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/13/us/man-robbed-bank-first-date-trnd/index.html

Bloody hell!  lol: lol: lol:

I've always thought you had to be more than a little cracked to use services like Tinder. "I'll just trust what a complete stranger has told me online and meet up with them, nothing will go wrong" and all that  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2020, 10:06:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2020, 08:33:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 08:14:46 AM
I may be tempting fate here but something tells me that not even Nick has a first date story this bad.....  lol:

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/13/us/man-robbed-bank-first-date-trnd/index.html

Bloody hell!  lol: lol: lol:
Shocked:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 11:17:05 AM
How the hell have we come to this point, where free speech needs to be protected from cancel culture by a union. What the hell happened to common sense. The offence archaeologists and professionally offended should never have gained this much power.

https://quillette.com/2019/08/01/why-i-want-to-start-a-free-speech-trade-union/

https://youtu.be/yVmFFebZd0o
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2020, 11:59:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 11:17:05 AM
How the hell have we come to this point, where free speech needs to be protected from cancel culture by a union. What the hell happened to common sense. The offence archaeologists and professionally offended should never have gained this much power.

https://quillette.com/2019/08/01/why-i-want-to-start-a-free-speech-trade-union/

https://youtu.be/yVmFFebZd0o
I found it a hard read and defaulted to TLDR

The problem with free speech fundamentalism is that it's essentially bollocks especially in this day and age when it's so easy to cause real harm very quickly with ignorant or ill minded internet shite

John Stuart Mill had worked this out 150 years ago

HOWEVER

We have idiots like the police who as we saw yesterday have used legitimate free speech limits to persecute those they don't like


What we need is more common sense and legal liability for the likes of FaceBook not some stupid union
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2020, 05:15:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 09:01:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2020, 08:33:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 08:14:46 AM
I may be tempting fate here but something tells me that not even Nick has a first date story this bad.....  lol:

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/13/us/man-robbed-bank-first-date-trnd/index.html

Bloody hell!  lol: lol: lol:

I've always thought you had to be more than a little cracked to use services like Tinder. "I'll just trust what a complete stranger has told me online and meet up with them, nothing will go wrong" and all that  noooo:

 ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2020, 05:50:21 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8006919/Womans-fury-receiving-SCALES-February-14-lovers-bemoan-disastrous-romantic-gestures.html

BM.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2020, 06:13:56 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-51330261


 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 07:23:40 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8007287/Men-FORCED-vasectomy-50-outrageous-law-proposed-Alabama-Democrat.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2020, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 07:23:40 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8007287/Men-FORCED-vasectomy-50-outrageous-law-proposed-Alabama-Democrat.html

I saw that .......... rubschin:   if it was based on IQ I would be all for it........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2020, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 07:23:40 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8007287/Men-FORCED-vasectomy-50-outrageous-law-proposed-Alabama-Democrat.html
It's sarcasm and frankly she has a point the way the republicans have decided that women are to have no rights over their own wombs
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2020, 08:30:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 07:23:40 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8007287/Men-FORCED-vasectomy-50-outrageous-law-proposed-Alabama-Democrat.html
How did they decide 50 was the cut-off date?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2020, 08:31:45 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2020, 08:30:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 07:23:40 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8007287/Men-FORCED-vasectomy-50-outrageous-law-proposed-Alabama-Democrat.html
How did they decide 50 was the cut-off date?

 drumroll:    ;D redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 15, 2020, 08:34:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2020, 08:31:45 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2020, 08:30:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 07:23:40 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8007287/Men-FORCED-vasectomy-50-outrageous-law-proposed-Alabama-Democrat.html
How did they decide 50 was the cut-off date?

 drumroll:    ;D redface:

 drumroll:  drumroll:  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2020, 12:27:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 15, 2020, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2020, 07:23:40 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8007287/Men-FORCED-vasectomy-50-outrageous-law-proposed-Alabama-Democrat.html
It's sarcasm and frankly she has a point the way the republicans have decided that women are to have no rights over their own wombs

Yes she has a point but so do the republicans, the reason the law was put in place in Alabama was in response to one proposed by Democrats in Virginia 2 months prior that remove restrictions so much that late term abortions would be possible up to the point of labour.

This quote is from an interview with the then Governor of Virginia, while the Republican response was a knee jerk one can you blame them after hearing something this horrific?

Quote
"When we talk about third-trimester abortions, these are done with the consent of obviously the mother, with the consent of the physicians, more than one physician, by the way," Northam said. "And it's done in cases where there may be severe deformities, there may be a fetus that's non-viable. So in this particular example, if a mother is in labor, I can tell you exactly what would happen. The infant would be delivered. The infant would be kept comfortable. The infant would be resuscitated if that's what the mother and the family desired, and then a discussion would ensue between the physicians and the mother. So I think this was really blown out of proportion."

Now I've made this point before but if an infant has been resuscitated and made comfortable doesn't that indicate that it is viable and if you are talking about ending it's life after the birth then it jumps from abortion to infanticide. You can make the argument that Northam's spokesperson did that he didn't agree with infanticide but he is an experienced long term politician who would know better than to describe something so obviously polarizing in such a cavalier fashion. 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/virginia-abortion-bill-proposed-by-kathy-tran-third-trimester-today-2019-01-30/
https://www.vox.com/2019/2/1/18205428/virginia-abortion-bill-kathy-tran-ralph-northam

All this bill is likely to do is add to the increasing image that the Democrats now have of being at best idiots if not deranged. Something tells me that the more news articles like this that they generate the more likely that the 2020 election results are going to make Labour's wipe out look like a minor event. I can see them losing additional seats in the Senate as well as losing control of the House entirely.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2020, 05:04:15 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8009577/Buildings-lie-abandoned-used-Cyprus-tourism-hotspot.html

 sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2020, 05:16:50 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8009805/Driving-instructor-swerves-minute-avoid-teenage-girl.html

Here or in Darwin........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2020, 06:57:07 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2020, 05:04:15 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8009577/Buildings-lie-abandoned-used-Cyprus-tourism-hotspot.html

 sad24:
Just a huge tragedy with huge blame on both sides.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2020, 06:59:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2020, 05:16:50 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8009805/Driving-instructor-swerves-minute-avoid-teenage-girl.html

Here or in Darwin........ rubschin:
noooo: noooo: noooo:  what a stupid berk
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2020, 07:08:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2020, 05:16:50 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8009805/Driving-instructor-swerves-minute-avoid-teenage-girl.html

Here or in Darwin........ rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8009689/Perth-teenager-hospital-falling-car-boot-Baldivis-Western-Australia.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

Here or in Darwin pt. 2........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2020, 08:28:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2020, 07:08:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2020, 05:16:50 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8009805/Driving-instructor-swerves-minute-avoid-teenage-girl.html

Here or in Darwin........ rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8009689/Perth-teenager-hospital-falling-car-boot-Baldivis-Western-Australia.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

Here or in Darwin pt. 2........ rubschin:
Well Darwin is in Australia
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2020, 09:05:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 16, 2020, 08:28:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2020, 07:08:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2020, 05:16:50 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8009805/Driving-instructor-swerves-minute-avoid-teenage-girl.html

Here or in Darwin........ rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8009689/Perth-teenager-hospital-falling-car-boot-Baldivis-Western-Australia.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

Here or in Darwin pt. 2........ rubschin:
Well Darwin is in Australia

 drumroll:  on form tonight stece...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2020, 05:55:43 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 16, 2020, 08:28:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2020, 07:08:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2020, 05:16:50 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8009805/Driving-instructor-swerves-minute-avoid-teenage-girl.html

Here or in Darwin........ rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8009689/Perth-teenager-hospital-falling-car-boot-Baldivis-Western-Australia.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

Here or in Darwin pt. 2........ rubschin:
Well Darwin is in Australia

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 02:28:37 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8011049/New-calls-No10-sack-weirdo-advisor-claimed-black-people-mentally-inferior.html

He's not all wrong.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2020, 03:35:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 02:28:37 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8011049/New-calls-No10-sack-weirdo-advisor-claimed-black-people-mentally-inferior.html

He's not all wrong.......... rubschin:

I like him!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 03:39:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 17, 2020, 03:35:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 02:28:37 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8011049/New-calls-No10-sack-weirdo-advisor-claimed-black-people-mentally-inferior.html

He's not all wrong.......... rubschin:

I like him!  lol:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 06:24:21 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8011899/The-Royal-Family-website-suffers-embarrassing-blunder-links-Chinese-porn-page.html

Who found out the other way round ...... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 07:44:47 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8012265/Transgender-woman-jailed-12-weeks-spitting-officer.html

Why only jailed now ....she threw a copper on the tracks...... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2020, 09:02:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 06:24:21 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8011899/The-Royal-Family-website-suffers-embarrassing-blunder-links-Chinese-porn-page.html

Who found out the other way round ...... whistle:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2020, 09:04:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 07:44:47 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8012265/Transgender-woman-jailed-12-weeks-spitting-officer.html

Why only jailed now ....she threw a copper on the tracks...... eeek: eeek:
Sadly it's becoming par for the course

That thing will never be safe in society, throw away the key
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 09:07:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 17, 2020, 09:04:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 07:44:47 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8012265/Transgender-woman-jailed-12-weeks-spitting-officer.html

Why only jailed now ....she threw a copper on the tracks...... eeek: eeek:
Sadly it's becoming par for the course

That thing will never be safe in society, throw away the key

IF is it coz of the gender issue it is soooooo wrong......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 09:11:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 03:39:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 17, 2020, 03:35:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 17, 2020, 02:28:37 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8011049/New-calls-No10-sack-weirdo-advisor-claimed-black-people-mentally-inferior.html

He's not all wrong.......... rubschin:

I like him!  lol:

 Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8013725/Number-10-advisor-Andrew-Sabisky-QUITS-row-blog-posts-calling-enforced-contraception.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 12:15:28 AM
So lie unconvincingly to explain your actions and then blame the press for the negative coverage. You would think a veteran politician would know better.  facepalm:

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2020/02/16/pelosi-spins-her-impromptu-sotu-shredding-and-places-blame-on-the-media-n2561396
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2020, 09:15:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 12:15:28 AM
So lie unconvincingly to explain your actions and then blame the press for the negative coverage. You would think a veteran politician would know better.  facepalm:

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2020/02/16/pelosi-spins-her-impromptu-sotu-shredding-and-places-blame-on-the-media-n2561396

Quite. ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2020, 12:12:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 12:15:28 AM
So lie unconvincingly to explain your actions and then blame the press for the negative coverage. You would think a veteran politician would know better.  facepalm:

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2020/02/16/pelosi-spins-her-impromptu-sotu-shredding-and-places-blame-on-the-media-n2561396
One might get the impression you're a fully signed up member of the Republican party Meister
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2020, 12:12:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 12:15:28 AM
So lie unconvincingly to explain your actions and then blame the press for the negative coverage. You would think a veteran politician would know better.  facepalm:

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2020/02/16/pelosi-spins-her-impromptu-sotu-shredding-and-places-blame-on-the-media-n2561396
One might get the impression you're a fully signed up member of the Republican party Meister

On a normal day I'd consider myself a centrist libertarian but watching Labour and the Democrats self destruct in their lurch to the far left or their single minded deluded crusade is just painful. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 04:47:18 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8016209/Social-media-star-Saffron-Barker-says-making-YouTube-videos-absolutely-real-job.html

I say fair play ... Thumbs:  if you can earn money and not be on benefits .. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 05:10:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 04:47:18 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8016209/Social-media-star-Saffron-Barker-says-making-YouTube-videos-absolutely-real-job.html

I say fair play ... Thumbs:  if you can earn money and not be on benefits .. Thumbs:

Creating online content can be a full time job but if she is only concentrating on Youtube then she's heading for a fall given the way they keep retroactively changing their content rules and monetization criteria.  noooo:

Maybe it's the fake tan but I'd have said she was a lot older than 19.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 05:12:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 05:10:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 04:47:18 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8016209/Social-media-star-Saffron-Barker-says-making-YouTube-videos-absolutely-real-job.html

I say fair play ... Thumbs:  if you can earn money and not be on benefits .. Thumbs:

Creating online content can be a full time job but if she is only concentrating on Youtube then she's heading for a fall given the way they keep retroactively changing their content rules and monetization criteria.  noooo:

Maybe it's the fake tan but I'd have said she was a lot older than 19.  rubschin:

Still would...... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 05:18:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 05:12:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 05:10:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 04:47:18 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8016209/Social-media-star-Saffron-Barker-says-making-YouTube-videos-absolutely-real-job.html

I say fair play ... Thumbs:  if you can earn money and not be on benefits .. Thumbs:

Creating online content can be a full time job but if she is only concentrating on Youtube then she's heading for a fall given the way they keep retroactively changing their content rules and monetization criteria.  noooo:

Maybe it's the fake tan but I'd have said she was a lot older than 19.  rubschin:

Still would...... redface:

How could she resist...

(https://previews.123rf.com/images/ljupco/ljupco1710/ljupco171000242/88611019-old-dj-holding-a-vinyl-record-and-pointing-against-a-wall-with-decorative-flags.jpg)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 05:32:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 05:18:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 05:12:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 05:10:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 04:47:18 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8016209/Social-media-star-Saffron-Barker-says-making-YouTube-videos-absolutely-real-job.html

I say fair play ... Thumbs:  if you can earn money and not be on benefits .. Thumbs:

Creating online content can be a full time job but if she is only concentrating on Youtube then she's heading for a fall given the way they keep retroactively changing their content rules and monetization criteria.  noooo:

Maybe it's the fake tan but I'd have said she was a lot older than 19.  rubschin:

Still would...... redface:

How could she resist...

(https://previews.123rf.com/images/ljupco/ljupco1710/ljupco171000242/88611019-old-dj-holding-a-vinyl-record-and-pointing-against-a-wall-with-decorative-flags.jpg)

 whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2020, 06:17:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 05:10:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 04:47:18 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8016209/Social-media-star-Saffron-Barker-says-making-YouTube-videos-absolutely-real-job.html

I say fair play ... Thumbs:  if you can earn money and not be on benefits .. Thumbs:

Creating online content can be a full time job but if she is only concentrating on Youtube then she's heading for a fall given the way they keep retroactively changing their content rules and monetization criteria.  noooo:

Maybe it's the fake tan but I'd have said she was a lot older than 19.  rubschin:

That fecking affected accent! Mainstream mediaaaaah...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2020, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 05:12:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 05:10:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 04:47:18 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8016209/Social-media-star-Saffron-Barker-says-making-YouTube-videos-absolutely-real-job.html

I say fair play ... Thumbs:  if you can earn money and not be on benefits .. Thumbs:

Creating online content can be a full time job but if she is only concentrating on Youtube then she's heading for a fall given the way they keep retroactively changing their content rules and monetization criteria.  noooo:

Maybe it's the fake tan but I'd have said she was a lot older than 19.  rubschin:

Still would...... redface:
  You would?

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/02/18/13/24882412-8016209-image-a-57_1582031961459.jpg)

 noooo:

Laura Edwards at the other end of that sofa though . . . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2020, 07:01:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 05:18:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 05:12:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 05:10:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 04:47:18 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8016209/Social-media-star-Saffron-Barker-says-making-YouTube-videos-absolutely-real-job.html

I say fair play ... Thumbs:  if you can earn money and not be on benefits .. Thumbs:

Creating online content can be a full time job but if she is only concentrating on Youtube then she's heading for a fall given the way they keep retroactively changing their content rules and monetization criteria.  noooo:

Maybe it's the fake tan but I'd have said she was a lot older than 19.  rubschin:

Still would...... redface:

How could she resist...

(https://previews.123rf.com/images/ljupco/ljupco1710/ljupco171000242/88611019-old-dj-holding-a-vinyl-record-and-pointing-against-a-wall-with-decorative-flags.jpg)

 whistle:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 07:04:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2020, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 05:12:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2020, 05:10:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 04:47:18 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8016209/Social-media-star-Saffron-Barker-says-making-YouTube-videos-absolutely-real-job.html

I say fair play ... Thumbs:  if you can earn money and not be on benefits .. Thumbs:

Creating online content can be a full time job but if she is only concentrating on Youtube then she's heading for a fall given the way they keep retroactively changing their content rules and monetization criteria.  noooo:

Maybe it's the fake tan but I'd have said she was a lot older than 19.  rubschin:

Still would...... redface:
  You would?

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/02/18/13/24882412-8016209-image-a-57_1582031961459.jpg)

 noooo:

Laura Edwards at the other end of that sofa though . . . . . .

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 08:03:24 PM
https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/people/willy-wonka-mixed-with-electronic-music-and-bees-from-leeds-unique-science-project-prepares-for-live-shows-1-10263296

 rubschin:

 noooo:

money from lotto funding ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2020, 05:20:22 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 08:03:24 PM
https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/people/willy-wonka-mixed-with-electronic-music-and-bees-from-leeds-unique-science-project-prepares-for-live-shows-1-10263296

 rubschin:

 noooo:

money from lotto funding ....... rubschin:

Who is this Lotto Funding...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2020, 02:24:48 PM
While I doubt that this will ever happen it's certainly an interesting situation, if a little simplified by CNN. The rural residents aren't 'fed up with living under Democratic control of their state government', they are however fed up with increasing laws and state legislature that are more geared towards the urban centres such as Portland which negatively affect them.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/18/politics/greater-idaho-oregon/index.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2020, 04:10:08 PM
Words fail me, do you think that babies are born looking like Barbie or Ken dolls for crying out loud.  facepalm:

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1243758/Labour-MP-Dawn-Butler-Richard-Madeley-sex-baby-ITV-Good-Morning-Britain-GMB-latest-video
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2020, 04:17:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2020, 04:10:08 PM
Words fail me, do you think that babies are born looking like Barbie or Ken dolls for crying out loud.  facepalm:

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1243758/Labour-MP-Dawn-Butler-Richard-Madeley-sex-baby-ITV-Good-Morning-Britain-GMB-latest-video

The bizarre thing is that she actually appears to believe that shite...  noooo:

Labour = doomed.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2020, 04:19:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 19, 2020, 04:17:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2020, 04:10:08 PM
Words fail me, do you think that babies are born looking like Barbie or Ken dolls for crying out loud.  facepalm:

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1243758/Labour-MP-Dawn-Butler-Richard-Madeley-sex-baby-ITV-Good-Morning-Britain-GMB-latest-video

The bizarre thing is that she actually appears to believe that shite...  noooo:

Labour = doomed.

I could be wrong but wasn't she the one who claimed to have an endorsement from Obama that turned out to have been written by her staff?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 19, 2020, 05:25:14 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-51557090


"They range from offering vegan menus at events to providing vegan-friendly work-wear for people who want it.

The charity wants vegans to be exempt from corporate events like horse racing or activities that might include cooking a "hog roast" on a barbecue."

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2020, 06:03:50 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 19, 2020, 05:25:14 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-51557090


"They range from offering vegan menus at events to providing vegan-friendly work-wear for people who want it.

The charity wants vegans to be exempt from corporate events like horse racing or activities that might include cooking a "hog roast" on a barbecue."

 noooo:

It is like the gayers, they are never going to stop...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2020, 01:44:48 PM
Perhaps I'm being cynical here but how many people do you think there will be who will automatically see the picture of the mouldy whopper whenever someone mentions getting one...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-8017911/Burger-King-releases-new-campaign-showing-Whopper-covered-MOLD.html?n
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2020, 06:27:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2020, 01:44:48 PM
Perhaps I'm being cynical here but how many people do you think there will be who will automatically see the picture of the mouldy whopper whenever someone mentions getting one...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-8017911/Burger-King-releases-new-campaign-showing-Whopper-covered-MOLD.html?n
A lot

It's as awful as that Woke ad they did for the Rebel Whopper
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2020, 10:36:28 PM
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/prankster-who-promised-girlfriend-spa-21534016?fbclid=IwAR3i2gt6b9QTwnavALlNYb0pGp_7FUKTr0oqMLJT80dgoTcju-6RucfumM0

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2020, 10:52:03 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2020, 11:41:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 20, 2020, 10:52:03 PM
noooo:

You know that Apey would try it now, not as a prank but because it would be cheaper than treating poor Misty to a proper spa session...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 12:19:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2020, 11:41:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 20, 2020, 10:52:03 PM
noooo:

You know that Apey would try it now, not as a prank but because it would be cheaper than treating poor Misty to a proper spa session...  noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 01:05:39 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8017611/Atheist-wins-150-000-lawsuit-Kentucky-DMV-refused-issue-IM-GOD-license-plate.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1LPGkz9Zpt6V_JJnMR4QKp8Up_dRLPvDb4yHlsPhO7BcQ622e6o0KZfmate


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2020, 05:01:55 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 01:05:39 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8017611/Atheist-wins-150-000-lawsuit-Kentucky-DMV-refused-issue-IM-GOD-license-plate.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1LPGkz9Zpt6V_JJnMR4QKp8Up_dRLPvDb4yHlsPhO7BcQ622e6o0KZfmate


 rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2020, 10:00:27 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 01:05:39 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8017611/Atheist-wins-150-000-lawsuit-Kentucky-DMV-refused-issue-IM-GOD-license-plate.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1LPGkz9Zpt6V_JJnMR4QKp8Up_dRLPvDb4yHlsPhO7BcQ622e6o0KZfmate


 rubschin:
lol:

I so hope these two are genuine

https://www.instagram.com/p/wbCWTKiJdY/?utm_source=ig_embed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 05:43:27 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 21, 2020, 10:00:27 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 01:05:39 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8017611/Atheist-wins-150-000-lawsuit-Kentucky-DMV-refused-issue-IM-GOD-license-plate.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1LPGkz9Zpt6V_JJnMR4QKp8Up_dRLPvDb4yHlsPhO7BcQ622e6o0KZfmate


 rubschin:
lol:

I so hope these two are genuine

https://www.instagram.com/p/wbCWTKiJdY/?utm_source=ig_embed

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:03:05 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8028367/Mother-discovered-partner-49-used-spy-cameras-film-naked-uploaded-videos-porn-sites.html


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2020, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:03:05 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8028367/Mother-discovered-partner-49-used-spy-cameras-film-naked-uploaded-videos-porn-sites.html


 eeek:


happy001

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:15:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2020, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:03:05 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8028367/Mother-discovered-partner-49-used-spy-cameras-film-naked-uploaded-videos-porn-sites.html


 eeek:


happy001

 redface:

Are you googling now ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2020, 06:21:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:15:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2020, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:03:05 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8028367/Mother-discovered-partner-49-used-spy-cameras-film-naked-uploaded-videos-porn-sites.html


 eeek:


happy001

 redface:

Are you googling now ........ rubschin:

no...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:32:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2020, 06:21:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:15:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 21, 2020, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:03:05 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8028367/Mother-discovered-partner-49-used-spy-cameras-film-naked-uploaded-videos-porn-sites.html


 eeek:


happy001

 redface:

Are you googling now ........ rubschin:

no...  redface:

 point:

(off to google LL dungeon )..... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2020, 06:43:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:03:05 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8028367/Mother-discovered-partner-49-used-spy-cameras-film-naked-uploaded-videos-porn-sites.html


 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

"two year suspended sentence"  like that's going to deter someone else doing same  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:47:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 21, 2020, 06:43:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:03:05 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8028367/Mother-discovered-partner-49-used-spy-cameras-film-naked-uploaded-videos-porn-sites.html


 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

"two year suspended sentence"  like that's going to deter someone else doing same  Banghead

Good news BM...... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2020, 09:18:09 PM
I.............I just..............I'm lost for words....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8029323/Russian-man-saws-leg-high-zombie-drug-spice.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2020, 10:19:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2020, 09:18:09 PM
I.............I just..............I'm lost for words....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8029323/Russian-man-saws-leg-high-zombie-drug-spice.html
Shocked:  you're stumped for words you say?

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 11:59:41 PM
https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/african-refugees-abandon-busy-cypriot-cities-sleepy-villages-190923085510878.html?fbclid=IwAR25dOutMgPoFc5p9OD7ixp6Wv62P37-DyItpiOU6NcME2EF19r3jB3lyew

Interesting .... Thumbs:

Note the use of coupons for food ...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2020, 05:12:51 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 11:59:41 PM
https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/african-refugees-abandon-busy-cypriot-cities-sleepy-villages-190923085510878.html?fbclid=IwAR25dOutMgPoFc5p9OD7ixp6Wv62P37-DyItpiOU6NcME2EF19r3jB3lyew

Interesting .... Thumbs:

Note the use of coupons for food ...

€330 per month!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2020, 09:56:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=805ZF3SYDA0&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR18WCWICGSBFYWKeieZom2qHgzQbHvjNgbRVQLJTiSGCeh64EknI9ILjrw

TMR....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2020, 12:12:02 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/film-and-tv/lena-waithe-to-voice-disneys-first-openly-lgbtq-animated-character/?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3o1ky-yruJIUzNIloyzJywW8zHe_uUcL0vDG_eFzYN5OjMzNukDFIT64g


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2020, 12:16:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2020, 12:12:02 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/film-and-tv/lena-waithe-to-voice-disneys-first-openly-lgbtq-animated-character/?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3o1ky-yruJIUzNIloyzJywW8zHe_uUcL0vDG_eFzYN5OjMzNukDFIT64g


 noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2020, 12:25:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2020, 12:12:02 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/film-and-tv/lena-waithe-to-voice-disneys-first-openly-lgbtq-animated-character/?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3o1ky-yruJIUzNIloyzJywW8zHe_uUcL0vDG_eFzYN5OjMzNukDFIT64g


 noooo:

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Disney shoved Elsa out of the closet at the end of Frozen 2.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2020, 12:31:38 PM
Here's an easy one for Apey to have a go at. I'm sure he'll come up with a happy ending.  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8029151/Tantric-sexual-massage-business-discovered-running-parlours-BASEMENT-Rory-Stewarts-home.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2020, 08:32:14 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8035261/Woman-suffers-head-injuries-stripper-pole-rips-ceiling.html


 lol:

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2020, 10:10:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2020, 08:32:14 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8035261/Woman-suffers-head-injuries-stripper-pole-rips-ceiling.html


 lol:

 redface:
eeek:

So in short, his pole dropped from being erect and a woman was distressed

Happens everyday I hear
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2020, 05:41:26 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2020, 08:32:14 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8035261/Woman-suffers-head-injuries-stripper-pole-rips-ceiling.html


 lol:

 redface:

Oh, horror of horrors... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2020, 05:36:42 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/music/grimes-and-elon-musk-will-raise-baby-as-they-until-they-decide-their-gender-identity/?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2TE2QaBqzOc4KipDG1ppldOffezzQ2rr13e_DrywFMR8jl0sXbpsR3YDU


Mentals ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2020, 06:15:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 24, 2020, 05:36:42 PM
https://www.unilad.co.uk/music/grimes-and-elon-musk-will-raise-baby-as-they-until-they-decide-their-gender-identity/?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2TE2QaBqzOc4KipDG1ppldOffezzQ2rr13e_DrywFMR8jl0sXbpsR3YDU


Mentals ........ noooo:
noooo: noooo:

I find it rather depressing that they're going to breed at all.  Such defective DNA must not be propagated
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2020, 11:05:50 PM
unilad.co.uk/animals/monster-bird-eating-spider-found-guarding-garage-in-australia/?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2ccjbjcX-_TAj6ZfcyaMPTsHpK4ebKKG1WJVk3yMmateRbVmzBY_J1RdCCk


 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2020, 09:33:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 24, 2020, 11:05:50 PM
unilad.co.uk/animals/monster-bird-eating-spider-found-guarding-garage-in-australia/?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2ccjbjcX-_TAj6ZfcyaMPTsHpK4ebKKG1WJVk3yMmateRbVmzBY_J1RdCCk


 scared2:

Meh, just open your wallet and let the prehistoric man eating moths take care of it.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2020, 03:17:08 PM
If you are stupid enough to wear a heavy costume to walk the ring before a match then you can't whine about how it's the cause of you losing.  point:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-8040015/Deontay-Wilder-blames-Tyson-Fury-defeat-ring-walk-COSTUME-triggers-rematch-clause.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2020, 09:54:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2020, 03:17:08 PM
If you are stupid enough to wear a heavy costume to walk the ring before a match then you can't whine about how it's the cause of you losing.  point:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-8040015/Deontay-Wilder-blames-Tyson-Fury-defeat-ring-walk-COSTUME-triggers-rematch-clause.html
What a prat

Of course he's now a very rich prat that no one would dare call him that to his face
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2020, 09:58:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 24, 2020, 11:05:50 PM
unilad.co.uk/animals/monster-bird-eating-spider-found-guarding-garage-in-australia/?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2ccjbjcX-_TAj6ZfcyaMPTsHpK4ebKKG1WJVk3yMmateRbVmzBY_J1RdCCk


 scared2:
Jeez so vicious it ate the front end of the URL?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2020, 10:04:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2020, 09:58:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 24, 2020, 11:05:50 PM
unilad.co.uk/animals/monster-bird-eating-spider-found-guarding-garage-in-australia/?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2ccjbjcX-_TAj6ZfcyaMPTsHpK4ebKKG1WJVk3yMmateRbVmzBY_J1RdCCk


 scared2:
Jeez so vicious it ate the front end of the URL?

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2020, 04:45:16 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 25, 2020, 10:04:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2020, 09:58:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 24, 2020, 11:05:50 PM
unilad.co.uk/animals/monster-bird-eating-spider-found-guarding-garage-in-australia/?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2ccjbjcX-_TAj6ZfcyaMPTsHpK4ebKKG1WJVk3yMmateRbVmzBY_J1RdCCk


 scared2:
Jeez so vicious it ate the front end of the URL?

 lol:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2020, 08:35:48 AM
Just when you think that PETA can't make themselves seem any more bleedin' stupid. "Coronavirus is an anagram of carnivorous so you must get the virus from eating meat"  Banghead

Oh God, some of the twitter responses  happy002

https://twitter.com/peta/status/1230224794991419397

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8047625/PETA-slammed-idiotic-tweet-suggesting-eating-meat-gives-coronavirus.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2020, 09:38:39 AM
Not the smartest of tweets by PETA but no one ever got poor over estimating the ability of the Daily Mail or twitter readers to misconstrue what was actually said
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2020, 12:03:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2020, 08:35:48 AM
Just when you think that PETA can't make themselves seem any more bleedin' stupid. "Coronavirus is an anagram of carnivorous so you must get the virus from eating meat"  Banghead

Oh God, some of the twitter responses  happy002

https://twitter.com/peta/status/1230224794991419397

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8047625/PETA-slammed-idiotic-tweet-suggesting-eating-meat-gives-coronavirus.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2020, 05:54:03 PM
Why the hell would you want to have this done to you in the first place???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8050651/Polish-woman-25-goes-BLIND-getting-eyeballs-dyed-black.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2020, 06:39:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2020, 05:54:03 PM
Why the hell would you want to have this done to you in the first place???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8050651/Polish-woman-25-goes-BLIND-getting-eyeballs-dyed-black.html

mental...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2020, 06:42:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 27, 2020, 06:39:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2020, 05:54:03 PM
Why the hell would you want to have this done to you in the first place???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8050651/Polish-woman-25-goes-BLIND-getting-eyeballs-dyed-black.html

mental...  noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2020, 08:01:07 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8052519/Stolen-hearse-casket-womans-body-inside-found.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2RwGmCiO0jTatCEDm_HZcL_S2_fIoNMhb13J2bofFa3CilbqQlpN0QbrQ


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2020, 08:52:58 PM
https://www.tyla.com/life/cute-sausage-dog-disco-daschund-cafe-events-london-allegory-20200227?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0VB9IEuHjkuyVBiFi5PA5UnpejrLqAGwsdlZMoIr7d0tCAA_tSEtT1lLQ

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2020, 05:08:12 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 27, 2020, 08:01:07 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8052519/Stolen-hearse-casket-womans-body-inside-found.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2RwGmCiO0jTatCEDm_HZcL_S2_fIoNMhb13J2bofFa3CilbqQlpN0QbrQ


 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2020, 05:08:51 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 27, 2020, 08:52:58 PM
https://www.tyla.com/life/cute-sausage-dog-disco-daschund-cafe-events-london-allegory-20200227?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0VB9IEuHjkuyVBiFi5PA5UnpejrLqAGwsdlZMoIr7d0tCAA_tSEtT1lLQ

 rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2020, 10:58:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2020, 05:08:12 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 27, 2020, 08:01:07 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8052519/Stolen-hearse-casket-womans-body-inside-found.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2RwGmCiO0jTatCEDm_HZcL_S2_fIoNMhb13J2bofFa3CilbqQlpN0QbrQ


 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2020, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2020, 05:08:51 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 27, 2020, 08:52:58 PM
https://www.tyla.com/life/cute-sausage-dog-disco-daschund-cafe-events-london-allegory-20200227?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0VB9IEuHjkuyVBiFi5PA5UnpejrLqAGwsdlZMoIr7d0tCAA_tSEtT1lLQ

 rubschin:

 noooo:
rubschin:  Just think of the tracks ear worms they could play

Elvis: Hound Dog
Tim Rice: Window the in Doggy that is much how (a classic)
 . . . . .

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2020, 11:59:41 AM
Downfall: BP refinery worker sacked over Hitler parody wins job back   :thumbsup:


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-51670003
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2020, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 28, 2020, 11:59:41 AM
Downfall: BP refinery worker sacked over Hitler parody wins job back   :thumbsup:


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-51670003

I had one of those for advertising ...got VERY mixed response ..stopped after a month .. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 29, 2020, 07:21:51 AM
https://god.dailydot.com/corona-beer-coronavirus/?fbclid=IwAR3UQ1O-s8yvCFR-seveTugAiR0k7Fy3qUWTDDDRpih7Y727jsXrb0eogpc (https://god.dailydot.com/corona-beer-coronavirus/?fbclid=IwAR3UQ1O-s8yvCFR-seveTugAiR0k7Fy3qUWTDDDRpih7Y727jsXrb0eogpc)

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 29, 2020, 08:46:43 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 29, 2020, 07:21:51 AM
https://god.dailydot.com/corona-beer-coronavirus/?fbclid=IwAR3UQ1O-s8yvCFR-seveTugAiR0k7Fy3qUWTDDDRpih7Y727jsXrb0eogpc (https://god.dailydot.com/corona-beer-coronavirus/?fbclid=IwAR3UQ1O-s8yvCFR-seveTugAiR0k7Fy3qUWTDDDRpih7Y727jsXrb0eogpc)

 facepalm:

Ahem....

Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2020, 07:38:12 PM
Cheap lager soon you say....  rubschin:

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/28/business/corona-beer-marketing/index.html

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 29, 2020, 08:58:26 AM
You've been given the all clear after being quarrantined with Corona so you go on TV for an interview and when you can't stop coughing share your daughters bottle of water...  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8057513/Man-kept-coronavirus-quarantine-stop-coughing-taking-water-3-year-old-daughter.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 29, 2020, 05:56:15 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51691434?fbclid=IwAR1oaZhVe9bLBcG_TAuGMAbuLME2Xb-RLrE23HBECucpiW_yq00iyYjE2R8 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51691434?fbclid=IwAR1oaZhVe9bLBcG_TAuGMAbuLME2Xb-RLrE23HBECucpiW_yq00iyYjE2R8)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 29, 2020, 11:12:30 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-51606802?ns_linkname=wales&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbc_wales_news&fbclid=IwAR1yeE2vq2g4muWAZ0yGZCRt8xIcNWhH95iiOzBcOuT48gGqdJQ2N5gOAwg

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2020, 05:52:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 29, 2020, 11:12:30 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-51606802?ns_linkname=wales&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbc_wales_news&fbclid=IwAR1yeE2vq2g4muWAZ0yGZCRt8xIcNWhH95iiOzBcOuT48gGqdJQ2N5gOAwg

 rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2020, 11:45:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 05:52:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 29, 2020, 11:12:30 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-51606802?ns_linkname=wales&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbc_wales_news&fbclid=IwAR1yeE2vq2g4muWAZ0yGZCRt8xIcNWhH95iiOzBcOuT48gGqdJQ2N5gOAwg

 rubschin:

 noooo:

Have you ever heard how much noise a Llama makes when it's annoyed about not being fed?

Stayed on a Llama farm once, when they want to make a point they do
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2020, 12:09:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 01, 2020, 11:45:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 05:52:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 29, 2020, 11:12:30 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-51606802?ns_linkname=wales&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbc_wales_news&fbclid=IwAR1yeE2vq2g4muWAZ0yGZCRt8xIcNWhH95iiOzBcOuT48gGqdJQ2N5gOAwg

 rubschin:

 noooo:

Have you ever heard how much noise a Llama makes when it's annoyed about not being fed?

Stayed on a Llama farm once, when they want to make a point they do

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2020, 03:19:49 PM
They have a nice line in humming  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2020, 03:27:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 12:09:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 01, 2020, 11:45:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 05:52:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 29, 2020, 11:12:30 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-51606802?ns_linkname=wales&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbc_wales_news&fbclid=IwAR1yeE2vq2g4muWAZ0yGZCRt8xIcNWhH95iiOzBcOuT48gGqdJQ2N5gOAwg

 rubschin:

 noooo:

Have you ever heard how much noise a Llama makes when it's annoyed about not being fed?

Stayed on a Llama farm once, when they want to make a point they do

 rubschin:

Staying on Llama farm......... rubschin:




Alpaca suitcase....................... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2020, 03:47:27 PM
A few days a fair few years back 2007 just off South Coast of Oz (Apollo Bay)

The farm doesn't seem to be there any more sadly.  Mrs K was so taken with the Llamas we looked into buying a field and getting some but luckily the owner said no.

(https://i.postimg.cc/rD2xZsgQ/Canon-850-IMG-0567.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/rD2xZsgQ)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2020, 03:50:36 PM
You can shave them to make scarves and stuff and they are great to BBQ :thumbsup:













































Oh redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2020, 03:52:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2020, 03:27:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 12:09:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 01, 2020, 11:45:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 05:52:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 29, 2020, 11:12:30 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-51606802?ns_linkname=wales&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbc_wales_news&fbclid=IwAR1yeE2vq2g4muWAZ0yGZCRt8xIcNWhH95iiOzBcOuT48gGqdJQ2N5gOAwg

 rubschin:

 noooo:

Have you ever heard how much noise a Llama makes when it's annoyed about not being fed?

Stayed on a Llama farm once, when they want to make a point they do

 rubschin:

Staying on Llama farm......... rubschin:




Alpaca suitcase....................... redface:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2020, 03:57:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 03:52:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2020, 03:27:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 12:09:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 01, 2020, 11:45:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 05:52:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 29, 2020, 11:12:30 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-51606802?ns_linkname=wales&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbc_wales_news&fbclid=IwAR1yeE2vq2g4muWAZ0yGZCRt8xIcNWhH95iiOzBcOuT48gGqdJQ2N5gOAwg

 rubschin:

 noooo:

Have you ever heard how much noise a Llama makes when it's annoyed about not being fed?

Stayed on a Llama farm once, when they want to make a point they do

 rubschin:

Staying on Llama farm......... rubschin:




Alpaca suitcase....................... redface:

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 01:47:19 AM
Not that I want to worry Miss D but Baldymort Mk2 is running for London Mayor...

(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2020/02/1862/1048/Count-Binface-Reuters.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

https://www.foxnews.com/world/count-binface-mayor-of-london
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 01:51:50 AM
Looks like someone is trying to take Baldymort's roof diving crown...  rubschin:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-man-20-survives-after-driving-car-off-top-level-of-parking-garage-police-say
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 02:01:26 AM
Jesus Christ!! If religion makes you do this to yourself then I'm glad to be a heretic...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

(https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article21575181.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Ajmer-India-24th-Feb-2020-An-Indian-Muslim-devotee-performs-a-stunt-as-he-takes-part-in-the-relig.jpg)

(https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article21575224.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_TOPSHOT-INDIA-RELIGION-FESTIVAL.jpg)

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/worshippers-use-knives-pop-eyes-21575158
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 03, 2020, 06:11:39 AM
 Can you imagine the drama going on inside there? It'll be like Frankie Howerd's dying scenes in Up Pompeii  (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/coronavirusguildhallcloses-a4376526.html)  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2020, 06:26:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 02:01:26 AM
Jesus Christ!! If religion makes you do this to yourself then I'm glad to be a heretic...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

(https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article21575181.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Ajmer-India-24th-Feb-2020-An-Indian-Muslim-devotee-performs-a-stunt-as-he-takes-part-in-the-relig.jpg)

(https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article21575224.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_TOPSHOT-INDIA-RELIGION-FESTIVAL.jpg)

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/worshippers-use-knives-pop-eyes-21575158

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2020, 06:27:05 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 03, 2020, 06:11:39 AM
Can you imagine the drama going on inside there? It'll be like Frankie Howerd's dying scenes in Up Pompeii  (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/coronavirusguildhallcloses-a4376526.html)  lol:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2020, 11:53:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2020, 06:26:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 02:01:26 AM
Jesus Christ!! If religion makes you do this to yourself then I'm glad to be a heretic...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

(https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article21575181.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Ajmer-India-24th-Feb-2020-An-Indian-Muslim-devotee-performs-a-stunt-as-he-takes-part-in-the-relig.jpg)

(https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article21575224.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_TOPSHOT-INDIA-RELIGION-FESTIVAL.jpg)

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/worshippers-use-knives-pop-eyes-21575158

 Shocked:
  Shocked: Shocked:   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2020, 12:00:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 01:47:19 AM
Not that I want to worry Miss D but Baldymort Mk2 is running for London Mayor...

(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2020/02/1862/1048/Count-Binface-Reuters.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

https://www.foxnews.com/world/count-binface-mayor-of-london
You sure it isn't BM?  Has anyone seen Count Binface and BM in the same room?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2020, 12:02:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 01:51:50 AM
Looks like someone is trying to take Baldymort's roof diving crown...  rubschin:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-man-20-survives-after-driving-car-off-top-level-of-parking-garage-police-say
Adds a whole new dimension to a Mcdonalds Drive Thru

(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2020/02/1862/1048/car_garage.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2020, 01:49:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2020, 06:27:05 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 03, 2020, 06:11:39 AM
Can you imagine the drama going on inside there? It'll be like Frankie Howerd's dying scenes in Up Pompeii  (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/coronavirusguildhallcloses-a4376526.html)  lol:

happy001

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 04:14:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 03, 2020, 12:00:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 01:47:19 AM
Not that I want to worry Miss D but Baldymort Mk2 is running for London Mayor...

(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2020/02/1862/1048/Count-Binface-Reuters.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

https://www.foxnews.com/world/count-binface-mayor-of-london
You sure it isn't BM?  Has anyone seen Count Binface and BM in the same room?

Are you trying to terrify poor Miss D?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 03, 2020, 04:19:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 01, 2020, 03:57:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 03:52:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2020, 03:27:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 12:09:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 01, 2020, 11:45:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2020, 05:52:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 29, 2020, 11:12:30 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-51606802?ns_linkname=wales&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbc_wales_news&fbclid=IwAR1yeE2vq2g4muWAZ0yGZCRt8xIcNWhH95iiOzBcOuT48gGqdJQ2N5gOAwg

 rubschin:

 noooo:

Have you ever heard how much noise a Llama makes when it's annoyed about not being fed?

Stayed on a Llama farm once, when they want to make a point they do

 rubschin:

Staying on Llama farm......... rubschin:




Alpaca suitcase....................... redface:

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2020, 07:37:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 04:14:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 03, 2020, 12:00:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 01:47:19 AM
Not that I want to worry Miss D but Baldymort Mk2 is running for London Mayor...

(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2020/02/1862/1048/Count-Binface-Reuters.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

https://www.foxnews.com/world/count-binface-mayor-of-london
You sure it isn't BM?  Has anyone seen Count Binface and BM in the same room?

Are you trying to terrify poor Miss D?  noooo:
Oh noes, if I was trying to frighten Miss D I'd have posted this

(https://live.staticflickr.com/88/280898956_a6bc2e6c0e.jpg)

oops
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2020, 08:44:37 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ThDR7m4y/Dog-wank.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ThDR7m4y)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 03, 2020, 08:49:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 03, 2020, 08:44:37 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ThDR7m4y/Dog-wank.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ThDR7m4y)

 rubschin:
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nV8OwC9blEY/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2020, 08:59:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 03, 2020, 08:44:37 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ThDR7m4y/Dog-wank.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ThDR7m4y)

 rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2020, 09:00:02 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 03, 2020, 08:49:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 03, 2020, 08:44:37 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ThDR7m4y/Dog-wank.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ThDR7m4y)

 rubschin:
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nV8OwC9blEY/maxresdefault.jpg)
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2020, 09:16:35 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 03, 2020, 08:49:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 03, 2020, 08:44:37 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ThDR7m4y/Dog-wank.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ThDR7m4y)

 rubschin:
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nV8OwC9blEY/maxresdefault.jpg)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 11:51:38 PM
I can feel it coming in the air tonight oh Lord
Since the surgery my drumming has gone to shite, oh Lord  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8071333/Genesis-REUNITE-UK-tour-13-years-show.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2020, 12:17:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 11:51:38 PM
I can feel it coming in the air tonight oh Lord
Since the surgery my drumming has gone to shite, oh Lord  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8071333/Genesis-REUNITE-UK-tour-13-years-show.html

He is not drumming his son is ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2020, 12:20:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 11:51:38 PM
I can feel it coming in the air tonight oh Lord
Since the surgery my drumming has gone to shite, oh Lord  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8071333/Genesis-REUNITE-UK-tour-13-years-show.html
rubschin:

Shit time to launch a tour though.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2020, 12:30:25 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2020, 12:20:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 11:51:38 PM
I can feel it coming in the air tonight oh Lord
Since the surgery my drumming has gone to shite, oh Lord  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8071333/Genesis-REUNITE-UK-tour-13-years-show.html
rubschin:

Shit time to launch a tour though.

Guess time not on their side ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2020, 12:54:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 04, 2020, 12:30:25 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2020, 12:20:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2020, 11:51:38 PM
I can feel it coming in the air tonight oh Lord
Since the surgery my drumming has gone to shite, oh Lord  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8071333/Genesis-REUNITE-UK-tour-13-years-show.html
rubschin:

Shit time to launch a tour though.

Guess time not on their side ........ noooo:

Given how long it takes to arrange a tour it was probably too far gone to cancel by the time the virus became known.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 04, 2020, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 03, 2020, 09:16:35 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 03, 2020, 08:49:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 03, 2020, 08:44:37 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ThDR7m4y/Dog-wank.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ThDR7m4y)

 rubschin:
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nV8OwC9blEY/maxresdefault.jpg)

 ;D ;D

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2020, 09:32:52 PM
Well I suppose it puts a different slant on getting an STD...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8077473/Porn-sites-cash-coronavirus.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 05, 2020, 10:47:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2020, 09:32:52 PM
Well I suppose it puts a different slant on getting an STD...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8077473/Porn-sites-cash-coronavirus.html
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2020, 05:00:20 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 05, 2020, 10:47:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2020, 09:32:52 PM
Well I suppose it puts a different slant on getting an STD...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8077473/Porn-sites-cash-coronavirus.html
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2020, 01:24:54 AM
Just when you think this dozy tart has vanished into the ether she returns ever more rancid than before...  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8083635/Josie-Cunningham-says-started-sexual-relationship-step-son.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2020, 05:04:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2020, 01:24:54 AM
Just when you think this dozy tart has vanished into the ether she returns ever more rancid than before...  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8083635/Josie-Cunningham-says-started-sexual-relationship-step-son.html

Who? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2020, 12:47:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2020, 05:04:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2020, 01:24:54 AM
Just when you think this dozy tart has vanished into the ether she returns ever more rancid than before...  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8083635/Josie-Cunningham-says-started-sexual-relationship-step-son.html

Who? Shrugs:
She's the NHS ripping off shameless tart with a wizard's sleeve that makes Katie Price seem good in comparison. 

Previous appearances here include https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=12025.msg538745#msg538745

and https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=12614.msg522435#msg522435
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2020, 04:45:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2020, 12:47:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2020, 05:04:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2020, 01:24:54 AM
Just when you think this dozy tart has vanished into the ether she returns ever more rancid than before...  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8083635/Josie-Cunningham-says-started-sexual-relationship-step-son.html

Who? Shrugs:
She's the NHS ripping off shameless tart with a wizard's sleeve that makes Katie Price seem good in comparison. 

Previous appearances here include https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=12025.msg538745#msg538745

and https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=12614.msg522435#msg522435

In fairness to "Jordan " ..I would have lobbed one up it ..in the days before 30 boob jobs and 10 crotch goblins..plus she has managed to stay in he papers (earning )..for years ... rubschin:  most have 5 mins of fame and disappear ... rubschin:

Still think she is a complete waste of time ..but respect to her ..she "plays the game" ...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2020, 05:13:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 07, 2020, 04:45:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2020, 12:47:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2020, 05:04:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2020, 01:24:54 AM
Just when you think this dozy tart has vanished into the ether she returns ever more rancid than before...  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8083635/Josie-Cunningham-says-started-sexual-relationship-step-son.html

Who? Shrugs:
She's the NHS ripping off shameless tart with a wizard's sleeve that makes Katie Price seem good in comparison. 

Previous appearances here include https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=12025.msg538745#msg538745

and https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=12614.msg522435#msg522435

In fairness to "Jordan " ..I would have lobbed one up it ..in the days before 30 boob jobs and 10 crotch goblins..plus she has managed to stay in he papers (earning )..for years ... rubschin:  most have 5 mins of fame and disappear ... rubschin:

Still think she is a complete waste of time ..but respect to her ..she "plays the game" ...

Having had the misfortune to meet her once and immediately realising that I could make her eyes light up by shining a torch in her ear I'm pretty certain that it's her manager(s) who know how the play the game and are also adept at giving explanations using sock puppets and very small words.   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2020, 06:49:27 PM
Bloody hell, contract Coronavirus and end up being quarrantined in a hotel which then collapses...  eeek:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

What's Chinese for Nick?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8086077/Hotel-China-holding-coronavirus-victims-quarantine-collapses.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2020, 10:07:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2020, 06:49:27 PM
Bloody hell, contract Coronavirus and end up being quarrantined in a hotel which then collapses...  eeek:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

What's Chinese for Nick?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8086077/Hotel-China-holding-coronavirus-victims-quarantine-collapses.html
eeek: eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2020, 10:10:49 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2020, 10:07:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2020, 06:49:27 PM
Bloody hell, contract Coronavirus and end up being quarrantined in a hotel which then collapses...  eeek:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

What's Chinese for Nick?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8086077/Hotel-China-holding-coronavirus-victims-quarantine-collapses.html
eeek: eeek: Shocked:

Stop laughing at the back ........ redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2020, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html
Quite

Bet Tadley residents are just delighted that not only won't they get a Lidl but their house prices just took a tumble too
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2020, 02:01:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html

Indeed... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 03:08:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 09, 2020, 02:01:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html

Indeed... ::)

So it's the ultimate NIMBY argument then  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 03:12:30 PM
Not a headline you expect to see often "Macron SNUBBED: French leader's desperate coronavirus plea ignored by thousands of smurfs"  lol:

Seeing as the yellow vest protests are still going on I wonder if it is worth suggesting as the new protestors uniform just to make the bugger completely paranoid  eveilgrin:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1252816/coronavirus-france-latest-news-emmanuel-macron-smurfs-world-record-video
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2020, 03:24:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 03:12:30 PM
Not a headline you expect to see often "Macron SNUBBED: French leader's desperate coronavirus plea ignored by thousands of smurfs"  lol:

Seeing as the yellow vest protests are still going on I wonder if it is worth suggesting as the new protestors uniform just to make the bugger completely paranoid  eveilgrin:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1252816/coronavirus-france-latest-news-emmanuel-macron-smurfs-world-record-video

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2020, 05:14:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 09, 2020, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html
Quite

Bet Tadley residents are just delighted that not only won't they get a Lidl but their house prices just took a tumble too
Tadley was 4 houses and a pub until the early 50's when the airfield was converted to A-bomb central. House prices have no doubt reflected that all along.
I suspect vested interests are at work as there is large Sainsburys very near the proposed site. About 150 yards as the Alpha particle flies.
They recently gave permission for a large housing estate between the proposed Lidl and the nukes.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 09, 2020, 08:32:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2020, 05:14:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 09, 2020, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html
Quite

Bet Tadley residents are just delighted that not only won't they get a Lidl but their house prices just took a tumble too
Tadley was 4 houses and a pub until the early 50's when the airfield was converted to A-bomb central. House prices have no doubt reflected that all along.
I suspect vested interests are at work as there is large Sainsburys very near the proposed site. About 150 yards as the Alpha particle flies.
They recently gave permission for a large housing estate between the proposed Lidl and the nukes.

^^^ Quite :thumbsup:

I live three miles from the site. The main concerns are about queing traffic and the delivery vehicles getting in and out of the proposed site. A nuclear blast would greatly reduce the crime rate in Hampshire and Berkshire; many residents are bitmaccers or lucky white heather sellers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2020, 09:08:24 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 09, 2020, 08:32:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2020, 05:14:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 09, 2020, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html
Quite

Bet Tadley residents are just delighted that not only won't they get a Lidl but their house prices just took a tumble too
Tadley was 4 houses and a pub until the early 50's when the airfield was converted to A-bomb central. House prices have no doubt reflected that all along.
I suspect vested interests are at work as there is large Sainsburys very near the proposed site. About 150 yards as the Alpha particle flies.
They recently gave permission for a large housing estate between the proposed Lidl and the nukes.

^^^ Quite :thumbsup:

I live three miles from the site. The main concerns are about queing traffic and the delivery vehicles getting in and out of the proposed site. A nuclear blast would greatly reduce the crime rate in Hampshire and Berkshire; many residents are bitmaccers or lucky white heather sellers

Has Tipsy moved?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2020, 09:34:24 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 09, 2020, 08:32:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2020, 05:14:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 09, 2020, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html
Quite

Bet Tadley residents are just delighted that not only won't they get a Lidl but their house prices just took a tumble too
Tadley was 4 houses and a pub until the early 50's when the airfield was converted to A-bomb central. House prices have no doubt reflected that all along.
I suspect vested interests are at work as there is large Sainsburys very near the proposed site. About 150 yards as the Alpha particle flies.
They recently gave permission for a large housing estate between the proposed Lidl and the nukes.

^^^ Quite :thumbsup:

I live three miles from the site. The main concerns are about queing traffic and the delivery vehicles getting in and out of the proposed site. A nuclear blast would greatly reduce the crime rate in Hampshire and Berkshire; many residents are bitmaccers or lucky white heather sellers
Just make it a day when you're away then
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2020, 12:06:47 AM
https://www.thepostmillennial.com/watch-mexico-city-feminists-accidentally-firebomb-themselves-in-pro-abortion-protest-2

While I'm by no means condoning rioting and violence here how on earth do you manage to cock up throwing a Molotov that badly? noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2020, 12:33:17 AM
Well if you are going to end up catching it anyway...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/09/people-paid-3500-infected-coronavirus-find-cure-12370003/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2020, 04:43:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2020, 12:06:47 AM
https://www.thepostmillennial.com/watch-mexico-city-feminists-accidentally-firebomb-themselves-in-pro-abortion-protest-2

While I'm by no means condoning rioting and violence here how on earth do you manage to cock up throwing a Molotov that badly? noooo:

Excellent!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2020, 09:17:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2020, 12:06:47 AM
https://www.thepostmillennial.com/watch-mexico-city-feminists-accidentally-firebomb-themselves-in-pro-abortion-protest-2

While I'm by no means condoning rioting and violence here how on earth do you manage to cock up throwing a Molotov that badly? noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2020, 10:25:37 PM
Hey Apey, fancy a holiday....?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-8095085/AirAsia-offers-seats-FREE-huge-drive-cabins-amid-coronavirus-COVID-19-outbreak.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2020, 10:31:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2020, 10:25:37 PM
Hey Apey, fancy a holiday....?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-8095085/AirAsia-offers-seats-FREE-huge-drive-cabins-amid-coronavirus-COVID-19-outbreak.html

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2020, 10:52:04 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-51827356?at_custom3=BBC+News&at_campaign=64&at_medium=custom7&at_custom4=ED64C6BE-631F-11EA-B37F-D0E539982C1E&at_custom1=%5Bpost+type%5D&at_custom2=facebook_page&fbclid=IwAR30R6GKC


Health minister Nadine Dorries says she has tested positive for coronavirus.

She said in a statement that as soon as she was informed she took all the advised precautions and has been self-isolating at home.

"Public Health England has started detailed contact tracing and the department and my parliamentary office are closely following their advice."
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 11, 2020, 12:17:46 AM
Don't like Dorries but I hope she recovers soon and her fears for her mother turn out to be misplaced

https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/1237517539883634688

Quote from: Nadine Dorries
Thanks for so many good wishes. It’s been pretty rubbish but I hope I’m over the worst of it now. More worried about my 84yo mum who is staying with me and began with the cough today. She is being tested tomorrow. Keep safe and keep washing those hands, everyone.
. 

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2020, 04:41:48 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 10, 2020, 10:52:04 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-51827356?at_custom3=BBC+News&at_campaign=64&at_medium=custom7&at_custom4=ED64C6BE-631F-11EA-B37F-D0E539982C1E&at_custom1=%5Bpost+type%5D&at_custom2=facebook_page&fbclid=IwAR30R6GKC


Health minister Nadine Dorries says she has tested positive for coronavirus.

She said in a statement that as soon as she was informed she took all the advised precautions and has been self-isolating at home.

"Public Health England has started detailed contact tracing and the department and my parliamentary office are closely following their advice."

 eeek:

She didn't take the three-and-a-half grand to get infected did she...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2020, 07:24:51 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 11, 2020, 12:17:46 AM
Don't like Dorries but I hope she recovers soon and her fears for her mother turn out to be misplaced

https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/1237517539883634688

Quote from: Nadine Dorries
Thanks for so many good wishes. It’s been pretty rubbish but I hope I’m over the worst of it now. More worried about my 84yo mum who is staying with me and began with the cough today. She is being tested tomorrow. Keep safe and keep washing those hands, everyone.
.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2020, 12:42:28 AM
https://vt.co/entertainment/sport/nba-star-who-touched-every-mic-apologises-after-testing-positive-for-coronavirus/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR2OTCEYtPyVwLllW2LYFx3xmlJc3nkne5ZXYUQRMI8MUQMdGUUNg7PxTuA


 noooo:

 ;D redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2020, 04:51:39 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 14, 2020, 12:42:28 AM
https://vt.co/entertainment/sport/nba-star-who-touched-every-mic-apologises-after-testing-positive-for-coronavirus/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR2OTCEYtPyVwLllW2LYFx3xmlJc3nkne5ZXYUQRMI8MUQMdGUUNg7PxTuA


 noooo:

 ;D redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2020, 01:21:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2020, 04:51:39 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 14, 2020, 12:42:28 AM
https://vt.co/entertainment/sport/nba-star-who-touched-every-mic-apologises-after-testing-positive-for-coronavirus/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR2OTCEYtPyVwLllW2LYFx3xmlJc3nkne5ZXYUQRMI8MUQMdGUUNg7PxTuA


 noooo:

 ;D redface:

happy001
happy001 happy001

grade A berk and in the land of suing at the drop of a hat maybe soon a bankrupted berk
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2020, 04:29:50 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/y3km9DwD/dildowatch.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/y3km9DwD)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2020, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 14, 2020, 04:29:50 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/y3km9DwD/dildowatch.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/y3km9DwD)
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2020, 05:05:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 14, 2020, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 14, 2020, 04:29:50 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/y3km9DwD/dildowatch.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/y3km9DwD)
lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2020, 10:29:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2020, 05:05:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 14, 2020, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 14, 2020, 04:29:50 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/y3km9DwD/dildowatch.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/y3km9DwD)
lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Drinks on Baldy when this is all over  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2020, 05:53:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2020, 10:29:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2020, 05:05:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 14, 2020, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 14, 2020, 04:29:50 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/y3km9DwD/dildowatch.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/y3km9DwD)
lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Drinks on Baldy when this is all over  Thumbs:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2020, 11:37:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 15, 2020, 05:53:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2020, 10:29:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2020, 05:05:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 14, 2020, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 14, 2020, 04:29:50 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/y3km9DwD/dildowatch.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/y3km9DwD)
lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Drinks on Baldy when this is all over  Thumbs:

 Shocked:
Didn't he get abducted by aliens in some weird Close Encounters of the Pub Kind incident?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2020, 07:39:20 PM
Strong in the Farce she is, the dork side I sense in her....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8125093/Asda-shopper-wears-Stormtrooper-helmet-coronavirus-panic-buying-empties-supermarkets.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 18, 2020, 08:43:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2020, 07:39:20 PM
Strong in the Farce she is, the dork side I sense in her....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8125093/Asda-shopper-wears-Stormtrooper-helmet-coronavirus-panic-buying-empties-supermarkets.html
lol: lol: lol:

Off her rocker she be, a coke head suspects I
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2020, 08:51:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 18, 2020, 08:43:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2020, 07:39:20 PM
Strong in the Farce she is, the dork side I sense in her....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8125093/Asda-shopper-wears-Stormtrooper-helmet-coronavirus-panic-buying-empties-supermarkets.html
lol: lol: lol:

Off her rocker she be, a coke head suspects I

Or face like Baldymort she may have...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 18, 2020, 10:24:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2020, 08:51:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 18, 2020, 08:43:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2020, 07:39:20 PM
Strong in the Farce she is, the dork side I sense in her....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8125093/Asda-shopper-wears-Stormtrooper-helmet-coronavirus-panic-buying-empties-supermarkets.html
lol: lol: lol:

Off her rocker she be, a coke head suspects I

Or face like Baldymort she may have...  rubschin:
cruel insults you use Meister
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2020, 10:27:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 18, 2020, 10:24:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2020, 08:51:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 18, 2020, 08:43:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2020, 07:39:20 PM
Strong in the Farce she is, the dork side I sense in her....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8125093/Asda-shopper-wears-Stormtrooper-helmet-coronavirus-panic-buying-empties-supermarkets.html
lol: lol: lol:

Off her rocker she be, a coke head suspects I

Or face like Baldymort she may have...  rubschin:
cruel insults you use Meister

redface: All in jest knows does Baldymort. Worse members here used they have.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 18, 2020, 10:46:11 PM
 lol:

enough may be
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2020, 01:26:00 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 18, 2020, 10:46:11 PM
lol:

enough may be

Correct you may be, perhaps ease up on Baldymort I should.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2020, 02:50:48 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8129693/BASE-jumpers-parachute-FAILS-throwing-Swiss-ravine.html?ito=chromelessDM_0

 eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2020, 06:38:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2020, 02:50:48 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8129693/BASE-jumpers-parachute-FAILS-throwing-Swiss-ravine.html?ito=chromelessDM_0

 eeek:

Meh... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2020, 02:49:46 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52000173

Harvey Weinstein tests positive (for Coronavirus)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2020, 09:56:49 PM
Why doesn't this surprise me?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8144171/British-woman-dragged-Tenerife-pool-police-hard-left-unionist-rabble-rouser.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2020, 10:18:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2020, 09:56:49 PM
Why doesn't this surprise me?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8144171/British-woman-dragged-Tenerife-pool-police-hard-left-unionist-rabble-rouser.html

 noooo:    and a f88king minger too..... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2020, 11:34:48 PM
What the fuck? Who the hell would think it's a great idea to drill holes in ambulance tyre, especially now???  cussing:

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/holes-drilled-in-tyres-as-six-ambulances-attacked-224229/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2020, 09:44:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2020, 11:34:48 PM
What the fuck? Who the hell would think it's a great idea to drill holes in ambulance tyre, especially now???  cussing:

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/holes-drilled-in-tyres-as-six-ambulances-attacked-224229/
In a word:  cunts

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 10:12:45 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 24, 2020, 09:44:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2020, 11:34:48 PM
What the fuck? Who the hell would think it's a great idea to drill holes in ambulance tyre, especially now???  cussing:

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/holes-drilled-in-tyres-as-six-ambulances-attacked-224229/
In a word:  cunts

In the case of these scrotes once they are identified, should they contract the virus I'd suggest the Chinese method of dealing with them as punishment. Seal them in their home(s) and let nature take it's course.  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:11:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:11:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:11:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:31:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:11:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

Given how often it gets used for BM and Nick events that one doesn't count.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:35:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:31:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:11:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

Given how often it gets used for BM and Nick events that one doesn't count.  noooo:

Food for thought ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:48:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:35:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:31:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:11:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

Given how often it gets used for BM and Nick events that one doesn't count.  noooo:

Food for thought ......... rubschin:

Why do I get the feeling I've created a monster...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:53:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:48:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:35:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:31:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:11:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

Given how often it gets used for BM and Nick events that one doesn't count.  noooo:

Food for thought ......... rubschin:

Why do I get the feeling I've created a monster...  noooo:

Monster Munch ....beef or pickled onion ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:54:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:53:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:48:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:35:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:31:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:11:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

Given how often it gets used for BM and Nick events that one doesn't count.  noooo:

Food for thought ......... rubschin:

Why do I get the feeling I've created a monster...  noooo:

Monster Munch ....beef or pickled onion ......... rubschin:

Piss off you two!  cussing:

Bad enough being locked down...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:56:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:54:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:53:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:48:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:35:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:31:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2020, 01:11:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:09:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

Given how often it gets used for BM and Nick events that one doesn't count.  noooo:

Food for thought ......... rubschin:

Why do I get the feeling I've created a monster...  noooo:

Monster Munch ....beef or pickled onion ......... rubschin:

Piss off you two!  cussing:

Bad enough being locked down...  evil:

I've just had the stay in your homes or else text from the gubberment.  noooo:

You do realise that everyone on here is going to get worse as we all get cabin fever.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 02:31:44 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/democrats-block-key-vote-on-2-trillion-coronavirus-bill-as-senate-floor-erupts-with-partisan-anger/ar-BB11xjB8

FFS! The existing bill is aimed to put money into people's hands so that they can survive, into businesses so that the economy doesn't crash and into medical care so that hospitals and staff have the resources they need to treat patients and Pelosi and Schumer are trying to hijack the fucking thing so that they can force through ill advised ideological bullshit additions that have nothing to so with the current crisis including:

Increasing the bargaining power of the unions
Imposing racial and gender pay equity provisions
Diversity on corporate boards
Increase use of minority owned banks by Federal offices.
Cancel all debt owed to the Treasury by the US Postal service
Increased fuel emission standards and mandatory carbon offsets for airlines
Tax credits for alternative energy programs
Student loan payment deferment
Suspending various aspects of immigration laws
Imposing requirements on states for early voting, postal voting, required mailing of absentee ballots to everyone and ballot harvesting.
Imposing online voter registration and same day registration.

Now what the fuck does any of that have to do with the current crisis, at a stretch the only one I can see out of that which is even slightly relevant would be student loan deferment given that the universities are currently closed.

This is a time where partisan bickering needs to be put aside for the benefit of the country and it's citizens. This is nothing more than a disgusting betrayal of the electorate. To borrow a line from Picard, sheer fucking hubris. Come the election this is going to be the death knell for the Democrats and they damn well deserve it.  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2020, 02:35:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 02:31:44 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/democrats-block-key-vote-on-2-trillion-coronavirus-bill-as-senate-floor-erupts-with-partisan-anger/ar-BB11xjB8

FFS! The existing bill is aimed to put money into people's hands so that they can survive, into businesses so that the economy doesn't crash and into medical care so that hospitals and staff have the resources they need to treat patients and Pelosi and Schumer are trying to hijack the fucking thing so that they can force through ill advised ideological bullshit additions that have nothing to so with the current crisis including:

Increasing the bargaining power of the unions
Imposing racial and gender pay equity provisions
Diversity on corporate boards
Increase use of minority owned banks by Federal offices.
Cancel all debt owed to the Treasury by the US Postal service
Increased fuel emission standards and mandatory carbon offsets for airlines
Tax credits for alternative energy programs
Student loan payment deferment
Suspending various aspects of immigration laws
Imposing requirements on states for early voting, postal voting, required mailing of absentee ballots to everyone and ballot harvesting.
Imposing online voter registration and same day registration.

Now what the fuck does any of that have to do with the current crisis, at a stretch the only one I can see out of that which is even slightly relevant would be student loan deferment given that the universities are currently closed.

This is a time where partisan bickering needs to be put aside for the benefit of the country and it's citizens. This is nothing more than a disgusting betrayal of the electorate. To borrow a line from Picard, sheer fucking hubris. Come the election this is going to be the death knell for the Democrats and they damn well deserve it.  Banghead

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 02:43:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 02:35:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 02:31:44 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/democrats-block-key-vote-on-2-trillion-coronavirus-bill-as-senate-floor-erupts-with-partisan-anger/ar-BB11xjB8

FFS! The existing bill is aimed to put money into people's hands so that they can survive, into businesses so that the economy doesn't crash and into medical care so that hospitals and staff have the resources they need to treat patients and Pelosi and Schumer are trying to hijack the fucking thing so that they can force through ill advised ideological bullshit additions that have nothing to so with the current crisis including:

Increasing the bargaining power of the unions
Imposing racial and gender pay equity provisions
Diversity on corporate boards
Increase use of minority owned banks by Federal offices.
Cancel all debt owed to the Treasury by the US Postal service
Increased fuel emission standards and mandatory carbon offsets for airlines
Tax credits for alternative energy programs
Student loan payment deferment
Suspending various aspects of immigration laws
Imposing requirements on states for early voting, postal voting, required mailing of absentee ballots to everyone and ballot harvesting.
Imposing online voter registration and same day registration.

Now what the fuck does any of that have to do with the current crisis, at a stretch the only one I can see out of that which is even slightly relevant would be student loan deferment given that the universities are currently closed.

This is a time where partisan bickering needs to be put aside for the benefit of the country and it's citizens. This is nothing more than a disgusting betrayal of the electorate. To borrow a line from Picard, sheer fucking hubris. Come the election this is going to be the death knell for the Democrats and they damn well deserve it.  Banghead

 noooo:

Pelosi swanned off on vacation while McConnel and other senators stayed to work on a bipartisan aid package and then the moment she swans back into office she pulls this stunt. As far as I'm concerned the blood of anyone who dies of the virus while this bullshit is going on is on the hands of Pelosi and Schumer.

You may think that opinion is a little strong but my brother and his family live just outside of Chicago, to say I'm worried about them in an understatement with bullshit like this going on.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2020, 02:44:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 02:43:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 02:35:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 02:31:44 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/democrats-block-key-vote-on-2-trillion-coronavirus-bill-as-senate-floor-erupts-with-partisan-anger/ar-BB11xjB8

FFS! The existing bill is aimed to put money into people's hands so that they can survive, into businesses so that the economy doesn't crash and into medical care so that hospitals and staff have the resources they need to treat patients and Pelosi and Schumer are trying to hijack the fucking thing so that they can force through ill advised ideological bullshit additions that have nothing to so with the current crisis including:

Increasing the bargaining power of the unions
Imposing racial and gender pay equity provisions
Diversity on corporate boards
Increase use of minority owned banks by Federal offices.
Cancel all debt owed to the Treasury by the US Postal service
Increased fuel emission standards and mandatory carbon offsets for airlines
Tax credits for alternative energy programs
Student loan payment deferment
Suspending various aspects of immigration laws
Imposing requirements on states for early voting, postal voting, required mailing of absentee ballots to everyone and ballot harvesting.
Imposing online voter registration and same day registration.

Now what the fuck does any of that have to do with the current crisis, at a stretch the only one I can see out of that which is even slightly relevant would be student loan deferment given that the universities are currently closed.

This is a time where partisan bickering needs to be put aside for the benefit of the country and it's citizens. This is nothing more than a disgusting betrayal of the electorate. To borrow a line from Picard, sheer fucking hubris. Come the election this is going to be the death knell for the Democrats and they damn well deserve it.  Banghead

 noooo:

Pelosi swanned off on vacation while McConnel and other senators stayed to work on a bipartisan aid package and then the moment she swans back into office she pulls this stunt. As far as I'm concerned the blood of anyone who dies of the virus while this bullshit is going on is on the hands of Pelosi and Schumer.

You may think that opinion is a little strong but my brother and his family live just outside of Chicago, to say I'm worried about them in an understatement with bullshit like this going on.

No, I agree with you 100%
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 04:48:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 10:12:45 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 24, 2020, 09:44:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2020, 11:34:48 PM
What the fuck? Who the hell would think it's a great idea to drill holes in ambulance tyre, especially now???  cussing:

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/holes-drilled-in-tyres-as-six-ambulances-attacked-224229/
In a word:  cunts

In the case of these scrotes once they are identified, should they contract the virus I'd suggest the Chinese method of dealing with them as punishment. Seal them in their home(s) and let nature take it's course.  evil:

Bastards are also torching food delivery vans  cussing:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1259572/Coronavirus-news-UK-COVID19-latest-delivery-food-supplies-covid19-latest-poll

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1259475/coronavirus-uk-NHS-food-delivery-theft-covid19-uk-lockdown

Fucking unbelievable and I can guarrantee that if they contract the virus they will demand treatment  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 06:34:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 02:44:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 02:43:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2020, 02:35:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 02:31:44 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/democrats-block-key-vote-on-2-trillion-coronavirus-bill-as-senate-floor-erupts-with-partisan-anger/ar-BB11xjB8

FFS! The existing bill is aimed to put money into people's hands so that they can survive, into businesses so that the economy doesn't crash and into medical care so that hospitals and staff have the resources they need to treat patients and Pelosi and Schumer are trying to hijack the fucking thing so that they can force through ill advised ideological bullshit additions that have nothing to so with the current crisis including:

Increasing the bargaining power of the unions
Imposing racial and gender pay equity provisions
Diversity on corporate boards
Increase use of minority owned banks by Federal offices.
Cancel all debt owed to the Treasury by the US Postal service
Increased fuel emission standards and mandatory carbon offsets for airlines
Tax credits for alternative energy programs
Student loan payment deferment
Suspending various aspects of immigration laws
Imposing requirements on states for early voting, postal voting, required mailing of absentee ballots to everyone and ballot harvesting.
Imposing online voter registration and same day registration.

Now what the fuck does any of that have to do with the current crisis, at a stretch the only one I can see out of that which is even slightly relevant would be student loan deferment given that the universities are currently closed.

This is a time where partisan bickering needs to be put aside for the benefit of the country and it's citizens. This is nothing more than a disgusting betrayal of the electorate. To borrow a line from Picard, sheer fucking hubris. Come the election this is going to be the death knell for the Democrats and they damn well deserve it.  Banghead

 noooo:

Pelosi swanned off on vacation while McConnel and other senators stayed to work on a bipartisan aid package and then the moment she swans back into office she pulls this stunt. As far as I'm concerned the blood of anyone who dies of the virus while this bullshit is going on is on the hands of Pelosi and Schumer.

You may think that opinion is a little strong but my brother and his family live just outside of Chicago, to say I'm worried about them in an understatement with bullshit like this going on.

No, I agree with you 100%

I'm listening to Scott Adams latest video. He's pissed off..............really......really pissed off. I've never heard him swear like this before.  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2020, 10:16:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:56:17 PM
I've just had the stay in your homes or else text from the gubberment.  noooo: . . . .
Takes time for stuff to reach Cornwall then.  Mine came in 7.53am, was tempted to reply to it along the lines of 'no kidding it's only been on the TV every other minute since Boris spoke'

But why waste the RSI on that
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2020, 01:21:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 24, 2020, 10:16:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2020, 01:56:17 PM
I've just had the stay in your homes or else text from the gubberment.  noooo: . . . .
Takes time for stuff to reach Cornwall then.  Mine came in 7.53am, was tempted to reply to it along the lines of 'no kidding it's only been on the TV every other minute since Boris spoke'

But why waste the RSI on that

Ah but this is Cornwall, the Tamar time warp buggers everything up  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2020, 08:38:05 AM
In the midst of all the upheaval caused by the Coronavirus I see that some things haven't changed. Mike Ashley is still a piss taking greedy bastard.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/25/piers-morgan-slams-disgusting-sports-direct-increasing-prices-amid-coronavirus-crisis-12452395/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2020, 06:30:23 PM
While Pelosi and the progressives are still fucking around delaying the stimulus package vote in the house, hospitals are now considering universal DNR orders for coronavirus  Banghead

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-us-hospitals-do-not-resuscitate-covid-19-a9427516.html

 

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 26, 2020, 07:40:39 PM
German Big Brother cast told about pandemic ...www.bbc.co.uk › news › newsbeat-51923334
18 Mar 2020 - Germany's Big Brother contestants have been told about the coronavirus pandemic sweeping the world.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2020, 07:47:21 PM
At least they are in social isolation  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2020, 10:14:03 AM
Fascinating stuff

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/mar/26/cave-find-shows-neanderthals-collected-seafood-scientists-say (https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/mar/26/cave-find-shows-neanderthals-collected-seafood-scientists-say)









Odd that they illustrate it with a picture of Keith Richards  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2020, 10:45:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2020, 10:14:03 AM
Fascinating stuff

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/mar/26/cave-find-shows-neanderthals-collected-seafood-scientists-say (https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/mar/26/cave-find-shows-neanderthals-collected-seafood-scientists-say)









Odd that they illustrate it with a picture of Keith Richards  rubschin:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2020, 12:11:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2020, 10:45:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2020, 10:14:03 AM
Fascinating stuff

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/mar/26/cave-find-shows-neanderthals-collected-seafood-scientists-say (https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/mar/26/cave-find-shows-neanderthals-collected-seafood-scientists-say)









Odd that they illustrate it with a picture of Keith Richards  rubschin:

 ;D
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2020, 12:46:20 PM
Stupid selfish arrogant self absorbed scum. Throw the bloody book at her.  cussing:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1261143/coronavirus-usa-coronavirus-cough-supermarket-food-wastage-covid19-news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2020, 02:05:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2020, 12:46:20 PM
Stupid selfish arrogant self absorbed scum. Throw the bloody book at her.  cussing:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1261143/coronavirus-usa-coronavirus-cough-supermarket-food-wastage-covid19-news
Just dip her in a tank of Dettol, 50 minutes should do it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2020, 02:09:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2020, 02:05:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2020, 12:46:20 PM
Stupid selfish arrogant self absorbed scum. Throw the bloody book at her.  cussing:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1261143/coronavirus-usa-coronavirus-cough-supermarket-food-wastage-covid19-news
Just dip her in a tank of Dettol, 50 minutes should do it

I'm guessing a 9mm in the back of the head would be cheaper - especially in the 'States...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2020, 04:44:12 PM
At the risk of Steve calling me a republican again, isn't Occasional Cortex supposed to have a BA in international relations and economics from Boston University?  facepalm:

Supporting businesses so that they don't collapse and destroy the economy is just common bloody sense and also means that when things finally get back to something resembling normality people will have jobs to go back to.

And as for medical equipment, firstly shortages are primarily a consequence of globalisation as most countries have sourced production overseas long before now. While companies based in America are stepping up they are still have to either modify existing or set up production lines completely from scratch which takes time. Secondly wasn't recently Cuomo caught on camera answering a question saying they had thousands of ventilators in reserve which weren't needed yet?

https://www.newsweek.com/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-calls-gop-effort-bail-out-corporations-shameful-house-speech-1494763

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2020, 05:10:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2020, 04:44:12 PM
At the risk of Steve calling me a republican again, isn't Occasional Cortex supposed to have a BA in international relations and economics from Boston University?  facepalm:

Supporting businesses so that they don't collapse and destroy the economy is just common bloody sense and also means that when things finally get back to something resembling normality people will have jobs to go back to.

And as for medical equipment, firstly shortages are primarily a consequence of globalisation as most countries have sourced production overseas long before now. While companies based in America are stepping up they are still have to either modify existing or set up production lines completely from scratch which takes time. Secondly wasn't recently Cuomo caught on camera answering a question saying they had thousands of ventilators in reserve which weren't needed yet?

https://www.newsweek.com/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-calls-gop-effort-bail-out-corporations-shameful-house-speech-1494763
She's a berk

I can see the criticisms of the USA stimulus package, as a likely one off they might have approved it in steps and it was heavy on the protect shareholders but that's what the USA does. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2020, 07:27:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 28, 2020, 05:10:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2020, 04:44:12 PM
At the risk of Steve calling me a republican again, isn't Occasional Cortex supposed to have a BA in international relations and economics from Boston University?  facepalm:

Supporting businesses so that they don't collapse and destroy the economy is just common bloody sense and also means that when things finally get back to something resembling normality people will have jobs to go back to.

And as for medical equipment, firstly shortages are primarily a consequence of globalisation as most countries have sourced production overseas long before now. While companies based in America are stepping up they are still have to either modify existing or set up production lines completely from scratch which takes time. Secondly wasn't recently Cuomo caught on camera answering a question saying they had thousands of ventilators in reserve which weren't needed yet?

https://www.newsweek.com/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-calls-gop-effort-bail-out-corporations-shameful-house-speech-1494763
She's a berk

I can see the criticisms of the USA stimulus package, as a likely one off they might have approved it in steps and it was heavy on the protect shareholders but that's what the USA does.

The package isn't perfect, that's a given, but it was the best a bipartisan effort could manage because the senate can see that people desperately need help right now. The important thing at the moment is to get the support to where it is needed, the partisan 'orange man bad' shite needs to be put on hold until the crisis is over.

Personally I think she is also having a panicked meltdown at the moment as she realised that when everything is back to normal and the election comes about she has little chance of staying in office.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2020, 07:35:21 PM
As if the poor bastards haven't suffered enough already...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8161259/Rodrigo-Alves-reveals-shes-signed-NHS-volunteer-amid-COVID-19-pandemic.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2020, 11:00:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2020, 07:35:21 PM
As if the poor bastards haven't suffered enough already...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8161259/Rodrigo-Alves-reveals-shes-signed-NHS-volunteer-amid-COVID-19-pandemic.html

WhyTF do they give these no mark c***s air time  Explode:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2020, 11:20:22 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 29, 2020, 11:00:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2020, 07:35:21 PM
As if the poor bastards haven't suffered enough already...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8161259/Rodrigo-Alves-reveals-shes-signed-NHS-volunteer-amid-COVID-19-pandemic.html

WhyTF do they give these no mark c***s air time  Explode:

It's the DM, say no more
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2020, 01:59:27 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8166855/Inside-Patsy-Palmers-Malibu-home-EastEnders-star-gives-glimpse-inside-beachside-abode.html

Maybe a bit more true ...if the 2 decks were connected to the mixer ...... rubschin:

or even plugged into a power supply ..... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2020, 11:29:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 30, 2020, 01:59:27 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8166855/Inside-Patsy-Palmers-Malibu-home-EastEnders-star-gives-glimpse-inside-beachside-abode.html

Maybe a bit more true ...if the 2 decks were connected to the mixer ...... rubschin:

or even plugged into next door's power supply ..... whistle:

 whistle:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2020, 11:31:08 PM
I don't beleaf it, surely this mook must have twigged how daft they looked...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8167959/Couple-spot-neighbour-dressed-bush-escape-coronavirus-lockdown.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2020, 06:23:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2020, 11:31:08 PM
I don't beleaf it, surely this mook must have twigged how daft they looked...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8167959/Couple-spot-neighbour-dressed-bush-escape-coronavirus-lockdown.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2020, 03:56:48 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-belarus-president-refuses-to-cancel-anything-and-says-vodka-and-saunas-will-ward-off-coronavirus-11965396?fbclid=IwAR1G7fd2mxyLhB3d-Hx7Wry_ano3rMdNRM-55c_j3OqVlylloqfZ_Ibux6I

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2020, 04:10:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2020, 03:56:48 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-belarus-president-refuses-to-cancel-anything-and-says-vodka-and-saunas-will-ward-off-coronavirus-11965396?fbclid=IwAR1G7fd2mxyLhB3d-Hx7Wry_ano3rMdNRM-55c_j3OqVlylloqfZ_Ibux6I

 rubschin:
noooo:   that git in Brazil isn't much better
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2020, 04:12:24 PM
"Miss D moves to Belarus shock " noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2020, 04:33:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2020, 04:12:24 PM
"Miss D moves to Belarus shock " noooo:

Has she been to Brazil ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2020, 04:34:59 PM
Ask her yourself. Miss I was quite a regular there whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2020, 07:59:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2020, 04:12:24 PM
"Miss D moves to Belarus shock " noooo:

Won't happen until creme eggs become part of the cure...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2020, 11:25:16 PM
I could see this coming as soon as certain news broadcasters started saying that they wouldn't show the daily White House briefing any more but you would think that after the total farce that was the impeachment proceedings Schiff would know better. All that's going to happen here is a highlight reel of the Democrats biggest public health fuck ups up to from the homeless problems in certain Democrat run areas leading to massive health issues all the way to Pelosi's attempt to hold the country to ransom so that she could force irrelevant additions to the stimulus package.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/490591-schiff-drafting-legislation-to-set-up-9-11-style-commission-to-review
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2020, 11:55:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2020, 11:25:16 PM
I could see this coming as soon as certain news broadcasters started saying that they wouldn't show the daily White House briefing any more but you would think that after the total farce that was the impeachment proceedings Schiff would know better. All that's going to happen here is a highlight reel of the Democrats biggest public health fuck ups up to from the homeless problems in certain Democrat run areas leading to massive health issues all the way to Pelosi's attempt to hold the country to ransom so that she could force irrelevant additions to the stimulus package.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/490591-schiff-drafting-legislation-to-set-up-9-11-style-commission-to-review
Is a bit of a waste of time, everyone knows Trump fucked up
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2020, 06:40:23 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 01, 2020, 11:55:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2020, 11:25:16 PM
I could see this coming as soon as certain news broadcasters started saying that they wouldn't show the daily White House briefing any more but you would think that after the total farce that was the impeachment proceedings Schiff would know better. All that's going to happen here is a highlight reel of the Democrats biggest public health fuck ups up to from the homeless problems in certain Democrat run areas leading to massive health issues all the way to Pelosi's attempt to hold the country to ransom so that she could force irrelevant additions to the stimulus package.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/490591-schiff-drafting-legislation-to-set-up-9-11-style-commission-to-review
Is a bit of a waste of time, everyone knows Trump fucked up

I'm not sure the fat lady has sung yet...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2020, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 01, 2020, 11:55:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2020, 11:25:16 PM
I could see this coming as soon as certain news broadcasters started saying that they wouldn't show the daily White House briefing any more but you would think that after the total farce that was the impeachment proceedings Schiff would know better. All that's going to happen here is a highlight reel of the Democrats biggest public health fuck ups up to from the homeless problems in certain Democrat run areas leading to massive health issues all the way to Pelosi's attempt to hold the country to ransom so that she could force irrelevant additions to the stimulus package.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/490591-schiff-drafting-legislation-to-set-up-9-11-style-commission-to-review
Is a bit of a waste of time, everyone knows Trump fucked up

Perhaps, although his approval rating over his handling of the crisis would suggest that Americans disagree there. But if they do go after Trump over this they stand to lose a hell of a lot more.

Cuomo knew back in 2015 that New York would be short of over 16000 ventilators in the event of a pandemic but chose to put together a rationing plan instead of dealing with the shortfall
While Trump may have continued it, the Obama administration chose not to replace the 100,000,000 N95 masks sent overseas during the Ebola crisis instead put the money towards developing a new kind of mask.
Pelosi, Cuomo and DeBlasio all told Americans to go out and congregate in Chinatown after Trump announced the travel ban from China.

Let's also not forget that there are a number of Democrat run cities with a rampant homeless problem that has led to people using the streets as toilets causing incidents of diseases in some cases not seen since the middle ages such as bubonic plague. With the amount of people that have these pre-existing conditions Corona is going to sweep through there.

Yes there were things that with the benefit of hindsight Trump could have done better but with China, the WHO and the media downplaying the severity of the outbreak he was limited in what he'd be able to accomplish.



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2020, 01:59:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2020, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 01, 2020, 11:55:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2020, 11:25:16 PM
I could see this coming as soon as certain news broadcasters started saying that they wouldn't show the daily White House briefing any more but you would think that after the total farce that was the impeachment proceedings Schiff would know better. All that's going to happen here is a highlight reel of the Democrats biggest public health fuck ups up to from the homeless problems in certain Democrat run areas leading to massive health issues all the way to Pelosi's attempt to hold the country to ransom so that she could force irrelevant additions to the stimulus package.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/490591-schiff-drafting-legislation-to-set-up-9-11-style-commission-to-review
Is a bit of a waste of time, everyone knows Trump fucked up

Perhaps, although his approval rating over his handling of the crisis would suggest that Americans disagree there. But if they do go after Trump over this they stand to lose a hell of a lot more.

Cuomo knew back in 2015 that New York would be short of over 16000 ventilators in the event of a pandemic but chose to put together a rationing plan instead of dealing with the shortfall
While Trump may have continued it, the Obama administration chose not to replace the 100,000,000 N95 masks sent overseas during the Ebola crisis instead put the money towards developing a new kind of mask.
Pelosi, Cuomo and DeBlasio all told Americans to go out and congregate in Chinatown after Trump announced the travel ban from China.

Let's also not forget that there are a number of Democrat run cities with a rampant homeless problem that has led to people using the streets as toilets causing incidents of diseases in some cases not seen since the middle ages such as bubonic plague. With the amount of people that have these pre-existing conditions Corona is going to sweep through there.

Yes there were things that with the benefit of hindsight Trump could have done better but with China, the WHO and the media downplaying the severity of the outbreak he was limited in what he'd be able to accomplish.

The Meeja will come out of this very badly... Hopefully...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2020, 02:06:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2020, 01:59:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2020, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 01, 2020, 11:55:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2020, 11:25:16 PM
I could see this coming as soon as certain news broadcasters started saying that they wouldn't show the daily White House briefing any more but you would think that after the total farce that was the impeachment proceedings Schiff would know better. All that's going to happen here is a highlight reel of the Democrats biggest public health fuck ups up to from the homeless problems in certain Democrat run areas leading to massive health issues all the way to Pelosi's attempt to hold the country to ransom so that she could force irrelevant additions to the stimulus package.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/490591-schiff-drafting-legislation-to-set-up-9-11-style-commission-to-review
Is a bit of a waste of time, everyone knows Trump fucked up

Perhaps, although his approval rating over his handling of the crisis would suggest that Americans disagree there. But if they do go after Trump over this they stand to lose a hell of a lot more.

Cuomo knew back in 2015 that New York would be short of over 16000 ventilators in the event of a pandemic but chose to put together a rationing plan instead of dealing with the shortfall
While Trump may have continued it, the Obama administration chose not to replace the 100,000,000 N95 masks sent overseas during the Ebola crisis instead put the money towards developing a new kind of mask.
Pelosi, Cuomo and DeBlasio all told Americans to go out and congregate in Chinatown after Trump announced the travel ban from China.

Let's also not forget that there are a number of Democrat run cities with a rampant homeless problem that has led to people using the streets as toilets causing incidents of diseases in some cases not seen since the middle ages such as bubonic plague. With the amount of people that have these pre-existing conditions Corona is going to sweep through there.

Yes there were things that with the benefit of hindsight Trump could have done better but with China, the WHO and the media downplaying the severity of the outbreak he was limited in what he'd be able to accomplish.

The Meeja will come out of this very badly... Hopefully...

That's already starting, people were already getting cynical about the media as shown by a recent Gallup pole that gave Trump a higher trust rating than they had. Plus we've known about the nut jobs like Maddow and Stelter for years but it's even more apparent now that Trevor Noah and co are having to present shows from their homes without the benefit of a team of public relations geniuses to make them seem like they aren't idiots.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2020, 04:16:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2020, 02:06:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2020, 01:59:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2020, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 01, 2020, 11:55:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2020, 11:25:16 PM
I could see this coming as soon as certain news broadcasters started saying that they wouldn't show the daily White House briefing any more but you would think that after the total farce that was the impeachment proceedings Schiff would know better. All that's going to happen here is a highlight reel of the Democrats biggest public health fuck ups up to from the homeless problems in certain Democrat run areas leading to massive health issues all the way to Pelosi's attempt to hold the country to ransom so that she could force irrelevant additions to the stimulus package.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/490591-schiff-drafting-legislation-to-set-up-9-11-style-commission-to-review
Is a bit of a waste of time, everyone knows Trump fucked up

Perhaps, although his approval rating over his handling of the crisis would suggest that Americans disagree there. But if they do go after Trump over this they stand to lose a hell of a lot more.

Cuomo knew back in 2015 that New York would be short of over 16000 ventilators in the event of a pandemic but chose to put together a rationing plan instead of dealing with the shortfall
While Trump may have continued it, the Obama administration chose not to replace the 100,000,000 N95 masks sent overseas during the Ebola crisis instead put the money towards developing a new kind of mask.
Pelosi, Cuomo and DeBlasio all told Americans to go out and congregate in Chinatown after Trump announced the travel ban from China.

Let's also not forget that there are a number of Democrat run cities with a rampant homeless problem that has led to people using the streets as toilets causing incidents of diseases in some cases not seen since the middle ages such as bubonic plague. With the amount of people that have these pre-existing conditions Corona is going to sweep through there.

Yes there were things that with the benefit of hindsight Trump could have done better but with China, the WHO and the media downplaying the severity of the outbreak he was limited in what he'd be able to accomplish.

The Meeja will come out of this very badly... Hopefully...

That's already starting, people were already getting cynical about the media as shown by a recent Gallup pole that gave Trump a higher trust rating than they had. Plus we've known about the nut jobs like Maddow and Stelter for years but it's even more apparent now that Trevor Noah and co are having to present shows from their homes without the benefit of a team of public relations geniuses to make them seem like they aren't idiots.
Trump's popularity went up to that high when he told the USA it'd be over by Easter after weeks of telling them Covid was no big deal, well it isn't is it as even he has been forced to admit and the media that said it wouldn't, turn out to be the ones that were right.

Reality might be about to bite the USA very badly.  Even Trump admitting it might be 200,000 deaths IF people obey the rules he was telling them to ignore

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2020, 03:19:15 PM
The factor that you are overlooking is that the Federal government is in place to support City and State leadership not provide them with all the resources in advance other than their budget. Yes there are some things that Trump could have done differently but that wouldn't change the fact that other than making national level decisions such as the travel ban, creating the taskforce or enacting the DPA to try and make up the shortfall in supplies caused by mismanagement at the state level all he can do is provide support to the local state governments. Plus bear in mind that Trump has also been railing about the dangers of outsourcing manufacturing to China for years now, something that his detractors had been attacking him over by saying it was nothing more than a racist or nationalist rant.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2020, 07:17:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2020, 03:19:15 PM
The factor that you are overlooking is that the Federal government is in place to support City and State leadership not provide them with all the resources in advance other than their budget. Yes there are some things that Trump could have done differently but that wouldn't change the fact that other than making national level decisions such as the travel ban, creating the taskforce or enacting the DPA to try and make up the shortfall in supplies caused by mismanagement at the state level all he can do is provide support to the local state governments. Plus bear in mind that Trump has also been railing about the dangers of outsourcing manufacturing to China for years now, something that his detractors had been attacking him over by saying it was nothing more than a racist or nationalist rant.
Nope, the point was the Federal government was in effect telling people to ignore all the safety advice/instruction the states were giving
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 05:13:05 PM
A global shortage of face masks and PPE and there are stupid bints out there turning them into bloody bikinis for a few clicks on social media?  Banghead

You can argue that it's only a few masks but its a few more that could have helped people at the sharp end.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8185541/Coronavirus-Influencers-slammed-turning-medical-masks-bikinis.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:42:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 05:13:05 PM
A global shortage of face masks and PPE and there are stupid bints out there turning them into bloody bikinis for a few clicks on social media?  Banghead

You can argue that it's only a few masks but its a few more that could have helped people at the sharp end.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8185541/Coronavirus-Influencers-slammed-turning-medical-masks-bikinis.html
facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2020, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2020, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2020, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ... rubschin:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 09:45:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2020, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ... rubschin:
:thumbsup:

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 05, 2020, 11:55:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 09:45:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2020, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ... rubschin:
:thumbsup:

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say...  rubschin:
I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2020, 12:16:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2020, 11:55:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 09:45:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2020, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ... rubschin:
:thumbsup:

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say...  rubschin:
I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That...  Yargh:

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2020, 12:17:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2020, 12:16:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2020, 11:55:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 09:45:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2020, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ... rubschin:
:thumbsup:

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say...  rubschin:
I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That...  Yargh:

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

Not F888ing clicking that .......... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2020, 12:19:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2020, 12:17:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2020, 12:16:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2020, 11:55:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 09:45:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2020, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ... rubschin:
:thumbsup:

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say...  rubschin:
I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That...  Yargh:

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

Not F888ing clicking that .......... noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2020, 12:26:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2020, 12:19:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2020, 12:17:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2020, 12:16:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2020, 11:55:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 09:45:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2020, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ... rubschin:
:thumbsup:

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say...  rubschin:
I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That...  Yargh:

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

Not F888ing clicking that .......... noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

To be honest, it's worth clicking on the link then stopping the video and reading the comments. There are a lot of pissed off sarcastic geniuses out there.

One of the kinder ones was probably

Quote
That shotgun to the face was probably still less painful to Kurt Cobain than having that tax dodging ponce butcher one of his songs.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2020, 12:27:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2020, 12:26:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2020, 12:19:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2020, 12:17:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2020, 12:16:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2020, 11:55:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 09:45:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2020, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ... rubschin:
:thumbsup:

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say...  rubschin:
I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That...  Yargh:

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

Not F888ing clicking that .......... noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

To be honest, it's worth clicking on the link then stopping the video and reading the comments. There are a lot of pissed off sarcastic geniuses out there.

One of the kinder ones was probably

Quote
That shotgun to the face was probably still less painful to Kurt Cobain than having that tax dodging ponce butcher one of his songs.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2020, 12:31:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2020, 12:27:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2020, 12:26:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2020, 12:19:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2020, 12:17:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2020, 12:16:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2020, 11:55:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 09:45:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2020, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ... rubschin:
:thumbsup:

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say...  rubschin:
I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That...  Yargh:

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

Not F888ing clicking that .......... noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

To be honest, it's worth clicking on the link then stopping the video and reading the comments. There are a lot of pissed off sarcastic geniuses out there.

One of the kinder ones was probably

Quote
That shotgun to the face was probably still less painful to Kurt Cobain than having that tax dodging ponce butcher one of his songs.

 ;D ;D

I figure that followed by Hilary Duff massacring My Generation on permanent loop would be enough to have him surrender in under an hour.

https://youtu.be/ue5kotMLjws

The only downside I can see (other than being considered an evil sadist by the rest of the world) is that it probably breaches the Geneva Convention.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 05, 2020, 01:24:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2020, 12:27:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2020, 12:26:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2020, 12:19:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2020, 12:17:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2020, 12:16:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2020, 11:55:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 09:45:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 09:40:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2020, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself...  facepalm:

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951
He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ... rubschin:
:thumbsup:

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say...  rubschin:
I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That...  Yargh:

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

Not F888ing clicking that .......... noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

To be honest, it's worth clicking on the link then stopping the video and reading the comments. There are a lot of pissed off sarcastic geniuses out there.

One of the kinder ones was probably

Quote
That shotgun to the face was probably still less painful to Kurt Cobain than having that tax dodging ponce butcher one of his songs.

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:

' Kyle M Thunder
3 years ago
You could attach a dynamo to Kurt Cobain's grave and power half of Seattle from the spinning.'

happy001 worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2020, 04:05:51 PM
Israel Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, who previously claimed that the coronavirus was “divine punishment against homosexuality,” has tested positive for the virus.....



Stop laughing at the back ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2020, 05:52:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 07, 2020, 04:05:51 PM
Israel Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, who previously claimed that the coronavirus was “divine punishment against homosexuality,” has tested positive for the virus.....



Stop laughing at the back ......... whistle:


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 07, 2020, 06:30:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 07, 2020, 05:52:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 07, 2020, 04:05:51 PM
Israel Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, who previously claimed that the coronavirus was “divine punishment against homosexuality,” has tested positive for the virus.....



Stop laughing at the back ......... whistle:


happy001

happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 07, 2020, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 07, 2020, 06:30:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 07, 2020, 05:52:01 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 07, 2020, 04:05:51 PM
Israel Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, who previously claimed that the coronavirus was “divine punishment against homosexuality,” has tested positive for the virus.....



Stop laughing at the back ......... whistle:


happy001

happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2020, 01:17:16 AM
It's good to see people are still managing to keep their spirits up during the crisis  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8197553/97-year-old-WWII-veteran-dancing-Justin-Timberlake-quarantine-goes-viral.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2020, 12:38:02 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this....?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8205403/Civilian-passenger-64-accidentally-EJECTED-French-fighter-jet.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2020, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2020, 12:38:02 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this....?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8205403/Civilian-passenger-64-accidentally-EJECTED-French-fighter-jet.html
eeek:

Quelle series de cock-hauts?

Not often you see this phrase:  'chain reaction of failure which prevented jet from crashing '
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 01:13:13 AM
Oh FFS, idiot luddites...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8208173/Bungling-5G-conspiracy-theorists-set-fire-4G-mobile-mast.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2020, 05:49:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 01:13:13 AM
Oh FFS, idiot luddites...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8208173/Bungling-5G-conspiracy-theorists-set-fire-4G-mobile-mast.html

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2020, 08:39:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 01:13:13 AM
Oh FFS, idiot luddites...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8208173/Bungling-5G-conspiracy-theorists-set-fire-4G-mobile-mast.html


(https://i.postimg.cc/dD4d0nC3/93052296-10222389606076060-1782506909257957376-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dD4d0nC3)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 08:56:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 11, 2020, 08:39:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 01:13:13 AM
Oh FFS, idiot luddites...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8208173/Bungling-5G-conspiracy-theorists-set-fire-4G-mobile-mast.html


(https://i.postimg.cc/dD4d0nC3/93052296-10222389606076060-1782506909257957376-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dD4d0nC3)

You would think that considering one of the cheerleaders of the 5G conspiracy theory is David Icke that people would just ignore the nutter and give it no credence...   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2020, 11:11:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 08:56:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 11, 2020, 08:39:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 01:13:13 AM
Oh FFS, idiot luddites...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8208173/Bungling-5G-conspiracy-theorists-set-fire-4G-mobile-mast.html


(https://i.postimg.cc/dD4d0nC3/93052296-10222389606076060-1782506909257957376-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dD4d0nC3)

You would think that considering one of the cheerleaders of the 5G conspiracy theory is David Icke that people would just ignore the nutter and give it no credence...   noooo:
We've had at least 4 years of politicians, pundits and posters telling us to ignore experts, are you really surprised at the results?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 11, 2020, 11:11:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 08:56:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 11, 2020, 08:39:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 01:13:13 AM
Oh FFS, idiot luddites...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8208173/Bungling-5G-conspiracy-theorists-set-fire-4G-mobile-mast.html


(https://i.postimg.cc/dD4d0nC3/93052296-10222389606076060-1782506909257957376-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dD4d0nC3)

You would think that considering one of the cheerleaders of the 5G conspiracy theory is David Icke that people would just ignore the nutter and give it no credence...   noooo:
We've had at least 4 years of politicians, pundits and posters telling us to ignore experts, are you really surprised at the results?

Are you calling David 'the royal family are alien lizards' Icke an expert?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2020, 02:07:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 11, 2020, 11:11:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 08:56:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 11, 2020, 08:39:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2020, 01:13:13 AM
Oh FFS, idiot luddites...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8208173/Bungling-5G-conspiracy-theorists-set-fire-4G-mobile-mast.html


(https://i.postimg.cc/dD4d0nC3/93052296-10222389606076060-1782506909257957376-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dD4d0nC3)

You would think that considering one of the cheerleaders of the 5G conspiracy theory is David Icke that people would just ignore the nutter and give it no credence...   noooo:
We've had at least 4 years of politicians, pundits and posters telling us to ignore experts, are you really surprised at the results?

Are you calling David 'the royal family are alien lizards' Icke an expert?  eeek:
No

It's because people were told over and over that experts were shite that Icke gains traction
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2020, 03:23:13 AM
So we currently have a Coronavirus pandemic, a plague of locusts in China, a fire at Chernobyl and Krakatoa is erupting...

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1252900/locust-swarm-china-aid-karachi-pakistan-biblical-plague-east-africa-coronavirus-spt

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/11/krakatoa-volcano-erupts-spewing-plumes-ash-nine-miles-air-12542508/

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/11/world/europe/chernobyl-wildfire.html

Which bloody idiot let Nick play Jumanji...  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2020, 05:11:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2020, 03:23:13 AM
So we currently have a Coronavirus pandemic, a plague of locusts in China, a fire at Chernobyl and Krakatoa is erupting...

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1252900/locust-swarm-china-aid-karachi-pakistan-biblical-plague-east-africa-coronavirus-spt

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/11/krakatoa-volcano-erupts-spewing-plumes-ash-nine-miles-air-12542508/

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/11/world/europe/chernobyl-wildfire.html

Which bloody idiot let Nick play Jumanji...  scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2020, 08:14:57 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2020, 08:26:52 AM
Why the hell would someone do this to themselves?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8213325/Inmate-gouges-eye-New-York-Citys-Rikers-Island-jail-corrections-officers.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2020, 08:29:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2020, 08:26:52 AM
Why the hell would someone do this to themselves?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8213325/Inmate-gouges-eye-New-York-Citys-Rikers-Island-jail-corrections-officers.html

Not clicking!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2020, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2020, 08:29:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2020, 08:26:52 AM
Why the hell would someone do this to themselves?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8213325/Inmate-gouges-eye-New-York-Citys-Rikers-Island-jail-corrections-officers.html

Not clicking!  eeek:

It's the fact that the stupid bastard did it to himself twice that got me. The first time the nerve was still attacked so they were able to put it back in but given there is a description of a member of staff wearing surgical gloves holiding a cup with the eye in it suggests that wasn't going to happen again...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2020, 08:58:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2020, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2020, 08:29:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2020, 08:26:52 AM
Why the hell would someone do this to themselves?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8213325/Inmate-gouges-eye-New-York-Citys-Rikers-Island-jail-corrections-officers.html

Not clicking!  eeek:

It's the fact that the stupid bastard did it to himself twice that got me. The first time the nerve was still attacked so they were able to put it back in but given there is a description of a member of staff wearing surgical gloves holiding a cup with the eye in it suggests that wasn't going to happen again...  noooo:

 :sick016:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2020, 09:50:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2020, 08:58:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2020, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2020, 08:29:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2020, 08:26:52 AM
Why the hell would someone do this to themselves?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8213325/Inmate-gouges-eye-New-York-Citys-Rikers-Island-jail-corrections-officers.html

Not clicking!  eeek:

It's the fact that the stupid bastard did it to himself twice that got me. The first time the nerve was still attacked so they were able to put it back in but given there is a description of a member of staff wearing surgical gloves holiding a cup with the eye in it suggests that wasn't going to happen again...  noooo:

 :sick016:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2020, 04:31:30 PM
Bloody hell!! eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8217169/Indian-policeman-hand-chopped-tries-enforce-coronavirus-lockdown-rules-India.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2020, 04:47:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2020, 04:31:30 PM
Bloody hell!! eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8217169/Indian-policeman-hand-chopped-tries-enforce-coronavirus-lockdown-rules-India.html
Shocked:

Thank fuck they reattached it

There are days I'd ban all such religions and all trade with countries that protect them
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2020, 07:19:45 PM
https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/tomswalkforthenhs][url]https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/tomswalkforthenhs (http://[url)[/url]
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2020, 08:14:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2020, 07:19:45 PM
[url]https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/tomswalkforthenhs]https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/tomswalkforthenhs][url]https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/tomswalkforthenhs (http://[url=https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/tomswalkforthenhs)[/url]

Seeing as Nick managed to bugger up posting the link (shock horror  whistle: ) and Tom's fundraising certainly deserves a donation here is the working one

https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/tomswalkforthenhs (https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/tomswalkforthenhs)


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2020, 08:17:37 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2020, 03:13:07 PM
Does this make her a swinger?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/14/woman-dating-chandelier-loses-discrimination-case-sun-12554868/

'Dim and Dimmer'  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2020, 03:21:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2020, 03:13:07 PM
Does this make her a swinger?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/14/woman-dating-chandelier-loses-discrimination-case-sun-12554868/

'Dim and Dimmer'  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2020, 03:34:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2020, 03:21:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2020, 03:13:07 PM
Does this make her a swinger?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/14/woman-dating-chandelier-loses-discrimination-case-sun-12554868/

'Dim and Dimmer'  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2020, 05:10:18 PM
Don't like Guido much but I dislike Piers Morgan a whole lot more so this cheered me up

https://order-order.com/2020/04/16/britains-biggest-hypocrite-piersmorgan/

 point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2020, 03:30:50 AM
For some reason I'm reminded of Rabbi Keith....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/22/vicar-sets-fire-first-online-coronavirus-church-service-12437443/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2020, 06:05:33 AM
The next time any of you moan about a headache...

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/13/surgeon-removes-rusty-knife-mans-head-26-years-12550925/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2020, 06:16:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2020, 06:05:33 AM
The next time any of you moan about a headache...

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/13/surgeon-removes-rusty-knife-mans-head-26-years-12550925/

 eeek: Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2020, 11:26:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2020, 03:30:50 AM
For some reason I'm reminded of Rabbi Keith....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/22/vicar-sets-fire-first-online-coronavirus-church-service-12437443/
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2020, 11:37:06 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2020, 08:17:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 17, 2020, 06:16:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2020, 06:05:33 AM
The next time any of you moan about a headache...

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/13/surgeon-removes-rusty-knife-mans-head-26-years-12550925/

 eeek: Not clicking...  noooo:

You would have seen worse the last time you banged your shin you big girls blouse  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2020, 05:07:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2020, 08:17:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 17, 2020, 06:16:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2020, 06:05:33 AM
The next time any of you moan about a headache...

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/13/surgeon-removes-rusty-knife-mans-head-26-years-12550925/

 eeek: Not clicking...  noooo:

You would have seen worse the last time you banged your shin you big girls blouse  point:

 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2020, 09:54:01 AM
A daily attendance allowance when you are actually in the chamber is one thing, even if I do have reservations about the system being misused but demanding it for working (and I do use that term loosely) from home is just taking the piss. You are using the computer you already own to connect via the internet connection you already have so what expenses are we covering? Regardless of whether it was genuinely earned, inherited, bought or gifted for cronyism any peer worth their salt would be demanding that their allowance gets put into a bonus fund for front line NHS staff.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1270599/Coronavirus-Covid-19-House-of-Lords-money-expenses-salary-lockdown
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2020, 11:13:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2020, 09:54:01 AM
A daily attendance allowance when you are actually in the chamber is one thing, even if I do have reservations about the system being misused but demanding it for working (and I do use that term loosely) from home is just taking the piss. You are using the computer you already own to connect via the internet connection you already have so what expenses are we covering? Regardless of whether it was genuinely earned, inherited, bought or gifted for cronyism any peer worth their salt would be demanding that their allowance gets put into a bonus fund for front line NHS staff.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1270599/Coronavirus-Covid-19-House-of-Lords-money-expenses-salary-lockdown
It's in the Distress quoting the Maily Telegraph quoting 'sources' saying 'some are “agitating” over whether they will receive their expenses'
 
I've seen more reliable stories
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2020, 05:18:58 PM
Saved by a fake boob  eeek:

https://news.sky.com/story/woman-saved-after-breast-implant-deflected-bullet-away-from-her-heart-11976684
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2020, 06:25:33 PM
https://vt.co/lifestyle/relationships/woman-left-red-faced-after-buying-on-her-moms-ebay-account/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR3zhwOKlFhiPpAuvBWTA5gCcHBKjcBoXoQmYBMUiVxd5dAXSD_U1u_Nz70


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2020, 12:35:36 PM
FFS

Firing from your balcony in Chatham and live streaming it  whacky115

(https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/PRI_149824029.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=640%2C800&ssl=1)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/22/gunman-opens-fire-random-balcony-chatham-kent-12592154/

also at  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-52379200
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2020, 12:42:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 22, 2020, 12:35:36 PM
FFS

Firing from your balcony in Chatham and live streaming it  whacky115

(https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/PRI_149824029.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=640%2C800&ssl=1)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/22/gunman-opens-fire-random-balcony-chatham-kent-12592154/

also at  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-52379200

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2020, 02:40:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2020, 12:42:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 22, 2020, 12:35:36 PM
FFS

Firing from your balcony in Chatham and live streaming it  whacky115

(https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/PRI_149824029.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=640%2C800&ssl=1)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/22/gunman-opens-fire-random-balcony-chatham-kent-12592154/

also at  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-52379200

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

And serious time for firearms .... noooo:  used to be 6 years ..no messing ..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2020, 04:14:51 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2020/04/22/stuntman-working-from-home-causes-over-100000-damage-to-his-house/ (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2020/04/22/stuntman-working-from-home-causes-over-100000-damage-to-his-house/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2020, 04:45:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2020, 02:40:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2020, 12:42:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 22, 2020, 12:35:36 PM
FFS

Firing from your balcony in Chatham and live streaming it  whacky115

(https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/PRI_149824029.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=640%2C800&ssl=1)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/22/gunman-opens-fire-random-balcony-chatham-kent-12592154/

also at  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-52379200

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

And serious time for firearms .... noooo:  used to be 6 years ..no messing ..

And seriously how "gansta" are you ...when you put on ear defenders ... noooo:

C&&T.........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2020, 05:23:32 PM
Should have just used a sniper to shoot him first then enter flat later
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 22, 2020, 06:27:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 22, 2020, 05:23:32 PM
Should have just used a sniper to shoot him first then enter flat later

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2020, 08:57:47 AM
http://igvofficial.com/gender-reveal-disaster-as-mum-to-be-struck-in-face-with-a-baseball-bat/?fbclid=IwAR2akdYKijOoZzebH120wRd7Kg-JvlvUlNQeIT-mzVwZgxmzcBMux4o5fmo

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2020, 09:05:27 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 23, 2020, 08:57:47 AM
http://igvofficial.com/gender-reveal-disaster-as-mum-to-be-struck-in-face-with-a-baseball-bat/?fbclid=IwAR2akdYKijOoZzebH120wRd7Kg-JvlvUlNQeIT-mzVwZgxmzcBMux4o5fmo

 whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2020, 09:12:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2020, 09:05:27 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 23, 2020, 08:57:47 AM
http://igvofficial.com/gender-reveal-disaster-as-mum-to-be-struck-in-face-with-a-baseball-bat/?fbclid=IwAR2akdYKijOoZzebH120wRd7Kg-JvlvUlNQeIT-mzVwZgxmzcBMux4o5fmo

 whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2020, 06:45:57 AM
https://deadstate.org/christian-evangelist-i-prayed-to-god-and-he-unclogged-my-toilet/ (https://deadstate.org/christian-evangelist-i-prayed-to-god-and-he-unclogged-my-toilet/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2020, 07:42:21 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2020, 06:45:57 AM
https://deadstate.org/christian-evangelist-i-prayed-to-god-and-he-unclogged-my-toilet/ (https://deadstate.org/christian-evangelist-i-prayed-to-god-and-he-unclogged-my-toilet/)

Does he fit window locks too...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2020, 10:42:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2020, 07:42:21 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2020, 06:45:57 AM
https://deadstate.org/christian-evangelist-i-prayed-to-god-and-he-unclogged-my-toilet/ (https://deadstate.org/christian-evangelist-i-prayed-to-god-and-he-unclogged-my-toilet/)

Does he fit window locks too...?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2020, 10:49:19 PM
There still seems to be some confusion but it's looking like Kin Jong Un has hung up the curtain and joined the choir invisibule....  rubschin:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1273869/kim-jong-un-dead-north-korea-kim-jong-un-health-latest-kim-jong-un-dead-reports
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 26, 2020, 10:24:05 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52428891  lol:  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2020, 10:29:31 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 26, 2020, 10:24:05 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52428891  lol:  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Ooops!  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2020, 10:41:48 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d/94437033-10158289456461550-5063920906187833344-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2020, 10:43:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 26, 2020, 10:41:48 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d/94437033-10158289456461550-5063920906187833344-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2020, 11:55:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2020, 10:29:31 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 26, 2020, 10:24:05 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52428891  lol:  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Ooops!  point:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

You just hope the one they did cremate was already dead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2020, 12:20:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2020, 10:43:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 26, 2020, 10:41:48 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d/94437033-10158289456461550-5063920906187833344-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  just some tart with an online business looking for publicity.  Story believably 1%
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2020, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2020, 12:20:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2020, 10:43:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 26, 2020, 10:41:48 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d/94437033-10158289456461550-5063920906187833344-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  just some tart with an online business looking for publicity.  Story believably 1%

Does she drink then straight from the.......... redface:   nevermind ... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2020, 02:31:18 PM
Happy to be a donor, but social distancing prevents  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2020, 05:11:56 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 26, 2020, 02:31:18 PM
Happy to be a donor, but social distancing prevents  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 08:53:10 AM
The perils of working from home  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8270157/Spanish-TV-news-anchor-caught-fellow-journalist-spotted-naked-background.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 09:00:29 AM
Protect them from Coronavirus? What the hell happened to protecting the bloody community from these animals?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/29/three-extremely-dangerous-child-sex-offenders-freed-jail-coronavirus-12629348/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 09:36:26 AM
Are you related by any chance Nick?

Quote
‘Hi guys, I’m in my gym right now,’ she began in the video. ‘I haven’t been in here for like six months because I burnt my gym down unfortunately. I had two candles and, yeah, one thing led to another and I burnt it down.

Certainly sounds like a Nickism...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/britney-spears-accidentally-burnt-gym-12631627/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2020, 09:43:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 08:53:10 AM
The perils of working from home  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8270157/Spanish-TV-news-anchor-caught-fellow-journalist-spotted-naked-background.html
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2020, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 09:00:29 AM
Protect them from Coronavirus? What the hell happened to protecting the bloody community from these animals?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/29/three-extremely-dangerous-child-sex-offenders-freed-jail-coronavirus-12629348/
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2020, 10:04:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 09:36:26 AM
Are you related by any chance Nick?

Quote
‘Hi guys, I’m in my gym right now,’ she began in the video. ‘I haven’t been in here for like six months because I burnt my gym down unfortunately. I had two candles and, yeah, one thing led to another and I burnt it down.

Certainly sounds like a Nickism...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/britney-spears-accidentally-burnt-gym-12631627/
Sounds as much like a 'now she's lost her looks and songwriting team, anything to get attention' ism
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 10:07:57 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2020, 10:04:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 09:36:26 AM
Are you related by any chance Nick?

Quote
‘Hi guys, I’m in my gym right now,’ she began in the video. ‘I haven’t been in here for like six months because I burnt my gym down unfortunately. I had two candles and, yeah, one thing led to another and I burnt it down.

Certainly sounds like a Nickism...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/britney-spears-accidentally-burnt-gym-12631627/
Sounds as much like a 'now she's lost her looks and songwriting team, anything to get attention' ism

I'm not so sure, until Corona shut everything down she was coining it in with a residency at one of the major Vegas hotel complexes.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2020, 10:19:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 10:07:57 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2020, 10:04:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 09:36:26 AM
Are you related by any chance Nick?

Quote
‘Hi guys, I’m in my gym right now,’ she began in the video. ‘I haven’t been in here for like six months because I burnt my gym down unfortunately. I had two candles and, yeah, one thing led to another and I burnt it down.

Certainly sounds like a Nickism...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/britney-spears-accidentally-burnt-gym-12631627/
Sounds as much like a 'now she's lost her looks and songwriting team, anything to get attention' ism

I'm not so sure, until Corona shut everything down she was coining it in with a residency at one of the major Vegas hotel complexes.
Amazed, wouldn't cross the road to see her now. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 03:11:38 PM
Discounting the ethical considerations for the stunt this moron pulled, if you are going to risk breaking data protection laws by accessing a private zoom conference call by a competitor and then live tweet the contents of the call before turning it into an article it helps if you don't either use an access that gives your name or go back in a couple of seconds later on a new account that is linked to your work mobile.  How the hell this idiot managed to go from Buzzfeed news to the Financial Times I have no idea. noooo:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/mark-di-stefano-financial-times-independent-evening-standard-zoom-call-a9485931.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2020, 04:01:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 03:11:38 PM
Discounting the ethical considerations for the stunt this moron pulled, if you are going to risk breaking data protection laws by accessing a private zoom conference call by a competitor and then live tweet the contents of the call before turning it into an article it helps if you don't either use an access that gives your name or go back in a couple of seconds later on a new account that is linked to your work mobile.  How the hell this idiot managed to go from Buzzfeed news to the Financial Times I have no idea. noooo:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/mark-di-stefano-financial-times-independent-evening-standard-zoom-call-a9485931.html
A who's getting sacked in the morning story
 
A shit and a berk it seems  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 11:03:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 01, 2020, 04:01:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 03:11:38 PM
Discounting the ethical considerations for the stunt this moron pulled, if you are going to risk breaking data protection laws by accessing a private zoom conference call by a competitor and then live tweet the contents of the call before turning it into an article it helps if you don't either use an access that gives your name or go back in a couple of seconds later on a new account that is linked to your work mobile.  How the hell this idiot managed to go from Buzzfeed news to the Financial Times I have no idea. noooo:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/mark-di-stefano-financial-times-independent-evening-standard-zoom-call-a9485931.html
A who's getting sacked in the morning story
 
A shit and a berk it seems  noooo:

As far as I can tell apart from some mediocre articles his only claim to fame is that he is the person who was responsible for Carl Benjamin being demonitized on Youtube.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 11:36:56 PM
I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2020, 05:42:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 11:36:56 PM
I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey  whistle:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 02, 2020, 06:38:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 11:36:56 PM
I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey  whistle:

Name and shame the wanker
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2020, 07:20:59 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 02, 2020, 06:38:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 11:36:56 PM
I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey  whistle:

Name and shame the wanker

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2020, 08:45:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 11:03:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 01, 2020, 04:01:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 03:11:38 PM
Discounting the ethical considerations for the stunt this moron pulled, if you are going to risk breaking data protection laws by accessing a private zoom conference call by a competitor and then live tweet the contents of the call before turning it into an article it helps if you don't either use an access that gives your name or go back in a couple of seconds later on a new account that is linked to your work mobile.  How the hell this idiot managed to go from Buzzfeed news to the Financial Times I have no idea. noooo:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/mark-di-stefano-financial-times-independent-evening-standard-zoom-call-a9485931.html
A who's getting sacked in the morning story
 
A shit and a berk it seems  noooo:

As far as I can tell apart from some mediocre articles his only claim to fame is that he is the person who was responsible for Carl Benjamin being demonitized on Youtube.  noooo:
so not all bad then





awaits shit storm
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2020, 08:49:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2020, 05:42:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 11:36:56 PM
I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey  whistle:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2020, 08:58:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 02, 2020, 08:49:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2020, 05:42:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 11:36:56 PM
I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey  whistle:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Still, he got pulled over by the police.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2020, 09:14:13 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2020, 08:58:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 02, 2020, 08:49:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2020, 05:42:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 11:36:56 PM
I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey  whistle:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Still, he got pulled over by the police.

If it ends up in court do you think he will get a fine or a stiff sentence?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2020, 12:28:33 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2020, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 09:00:29 AM
Protect them from Coronavirus? What the hell happened to protecting the bloody community from these animals?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/29/three-extremely-dangerous-child-sex-offenders-freed-jail-coronavirus-12629348/
noooo:

Barely a couple of days later and one is already at it again. I hate being right in cases like this, I just fear that there will be far more serious crimes committed by the others who were released. It's high time that laws are put in place that hold people responsible for the consequences of their deciding to release prisoners early for any reason.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/01/dangerous-pedophile-exposed-public-days-early-coronavirus-jail-release-12642398/

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2020, 03:22:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2020, 12:28:33 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2020, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 09:00:29 AM
Protect them from Coronavirus? What the hell happened to protecting the bloody community from these animals?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/29/three-extremely-dangerous-child-sex-offenders-freed-jail-coronavirus-12629348/
noooo:

Barely a couple of days later and one is already at it again. I hate being right in cases like this, I just fear that there will be far more serious crimes committed by the others who were released. It's high time that laws are put in place that hold people responsible for the consequences of their deciding to release prisoners early for any reason.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/01/dangerous-pedophile-exposed-public-days-early-coronavirus-jail-release-12642398/
And have more 'throw away the key' sentencing.  Thought they already had that there but seems not
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2020, 07:13:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2020, 09:14:13 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2020, 08:58:12 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 02, 2020, 08:49:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2020, 05:42:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 11:36:56 PM
I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey  whistle:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Still, he got pulled over by the police.

If it ends up in court do you think he will get a fine or a stiff sentence?

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2020, 12:05:50 AM
I think Elon may have just out Nicked Nick..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8280293/Elon-Musks-tweet-caused-Teslas-market-value-tank-14-billion.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2020, 12:28:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2020, 12:05:50 AM
I think Elon may have just out Nicked Nick..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8280293/Elon-Musks-tweet-caused-Teslas-market-value-tank-14-billion.html
He's going to go to jail if he keeps issuing market manipulating stuff like that
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2020, 12:50:16 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 03, 2020, 12:28:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2020, 12:05:50 AM
I think Elon may have just out Nicked Nick..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8280293/Elon-Musks-tweet-caused-Teslas-market-value-tank-14-billion.html
He's going to go to jail if he keeps issuing market manipulating stuff like that

Surely when people are trying to manipulate the market they are doing so in a way that will benefit them though. I can't see how knocking $14billion off his company's worth and $3 billion off his personal fortune does that unless this is some kind of insane convoluted plan to buy company shares back again when the stock price tanks.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2020, 03:28:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2020, 12:50:16 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 03, 2020, 12:28:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2020, 12:05:50 AM
I think Elon may have just out Nicked Nick..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8280293/Elon-Musks-tweet-caused-Teslas-market-value-tank-14-billion.html
He's going to go to jail if he keeps issuing market manipulating stuff like that

Surely when people are trying to manipulate the market they are doing so in a way that will benefit them though. I can't see how knocking $14billion off his company's worth and $3 billion off his personal fortune does that unless this is some kind of insane convoluted plan to buy company shares back again when the stock price tanks.  rubschin:
Not insane.  Drop the market 10% in your shares and buy and then raise it back again

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/monopoly/images/4/44/GO_TO_JAIL.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20130414001309)


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2020, 06:15:52 AM
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sevenoaks/news/sculptor-speaks-out-after-life-size-tiger-model-sparks-armed-police-hunt-226627/ (https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sevenoaks/news/sculptor-speaks-out-after-life-size-tiger-model-sparks-armed-police-hunt-226627/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2020, 06:45:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 04, 2020, 06:15:52 AM
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sevenoaks/news/sculptor-speaks-out-after-life-size-tiger-model-sparks-armed-police-hunt-226627/ (https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sevenoaks/news/sculptor-speaks-out-after-life-size-tiger-model-sparks-armed-police-hunt-226627/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2020, 07:17:06 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 04, 2020, 06:15:52 AM
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sevenoaks/news/sculptor-speaks-out-after-life-size-tiger-model-sparks-armed-police-hunt-226627/ (https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sevenoaks/news/sculptor-speaks-out-after-life-size-tiger-model-sparks-armed-police-hunt-226627/)
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2020, 11:07:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 02, 2020, 03:22:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2020, 12:28:33 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2020, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 09:00:29 AM
Protect them from Coronavirus? What the hell happened to protecting the bloody community from these animals?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/29/three-extremely-dangerous-child-sex-offenders-freed-jail-coronavirus-12629348/
noooo:

Barely a couple of days later and one is already at it again. I hate being right in cases like this, I just fear that there will be far more serious crimes committed by the others who were released. It's high time that laws are put in place that hold people responsible for the consequences of their deciding to release prisoners early for any reason.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/01/dangerous-pedophile-exposed-public-days-early-coronavirus-jail-release-12642398/
And have more 'throw away the key' sentencing.  Thought they already had that there but seems not

New York is at it as well, with predictable results.  Banghead

https://nypost.com/2020/04/19/dozens-of-nyc-inmates-back-in-jail-after-coronavirus-release/

Now you can argue that the number of former prisoners who have been put back in jail is small compared to how many were released but how many have reoffended and not been caught yet?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2020, 11:39:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2020, 11:07:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 02, 2020, 03:22:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2020, 12:28:33 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 30, 2020, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2020, 09:00:29 AM
Protect them from Coronavirus? What the hell happened to protecting the bloody community from these animals?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/29/three-extremely-dangerous-child-sex-offenders-freed-jail-coronavirus-12629348/
noooo:

Barely a couple of days later and one is already at it again. I hate being right in cases like this, I just fear that there will be far more serious crimes committed by the others who were released. It's high time that laws are put in place that hold people responsible for the consequences of their deciding to release prisoners early for any reason.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/01/dangerous-pedophile-exposed-public-days-early-coronavirus-jail-release-12642398/
And have more 'throw away the key' sentencing.  Thought they already had that there but seems not

New York is at it as well, with predictable results.  Banghead

https://nypost.com/2020/04/19/dozens-of-nyc-inmates-back-in-jail-after-coronavirus-release/

Now you can argue that the number of former prisoners who have been put back in jail is small compared to how many were released but how many have reoffended and not been caught yet?
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2020, 06:07:13 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/04/woman-cuts-hole-face-mask-easier-breathe-12650146/ (https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/04/woman-cuts-hole-face-mask-easier-breathe-12650146/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2020, 06:47:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 04, 2020, 06:07:13 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/04/woman-cuts-hole-face-mask-easier-breathe-12650146/ (https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/04/woman-cuts-hole-face-mask-easier-breathe-12650146/)
happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2020, 04:58:20 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 04, 2020, 06:47:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 04, 2020, 06:07:13 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/04/woman-cuts-hole-face-mask-easier-breathe-12650146/ (https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/04/woman-cuts-hole-face-mask-easier-breathe-12650146/)
happy002

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2020, 06:19:08 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52521650 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52521650)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2020, 07:33:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2020, 06:19:08 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52521650 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52521650)
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 05, 2020, 10:17:57 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 05, 2020, 07:33:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2020, 06:19:08 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52521650 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52521650)
eeek:

eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2020, 04:38:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 26, 2020, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2020, 12:20:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2020, 10:43:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 26, 2020, 10:41:48 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d/94437033-10158289456461550-5063920906187833344-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  just some tart with an online business looking for publicity.  Story believably 1%

Does she drink then straight from the.......... redface:   nevermind ... whistle:

The Metro covered this as well but with a really unfortunate looking photo of her...

(https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Sperm-84a3.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C338&ssl=1)

Judging from the colour I'm not so sure it's sperm he's giving her  whistle:

It's worth bypassing the article and just going straight to the comment section though...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/01/mum-drinks-sperm-smoothies-fight-off-coronavirus-12639469/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2020, 05:42:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2020, 04:38:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 26, 2020, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2020, 12:20:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2020, 10:43:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 26, 2020, 10:41:48 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d/94437033-10158289456461550-5063920906187833344-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  just some tart with an online business looking for publicity.  Story believably 1%

Does she drink then straight from the.......... redface:   nevermind ... whistle:

The Metro covered this as well but with a really unfortunate looking photo of her...

(https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Sperm-84a3.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C338&ssl=1)

Judging from the colour I'm not so sure it's sperm he's giving her  whistle:

It's worth bypassing the article and just going straight to the comment section though...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/01/mum-drinks-sperm-smoothies-fight-off-coronavirus-12639469/

The comments ..... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2020, 06:22:35 PM
Put me off my SPROUTS  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2020, 06:28:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2020, 06:22:35 PM
Put me off my SPROUTS  evil:

People of Nottingham, you are safe again. My work is done  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2020, 06:47:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2020, 06:28:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2020, 06:22:35 PM
Put me off my SPROUTS  evil:

People of Nottingham, you are safe again. My work is done  angel1
lol: lol: lol:

Sure you mean 'safe'?  'Not quite so doomed' surely
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2020, 09:00:50 PM
You have to give the people some hope.  angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2020, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2020, 09:00:50 PM
You have to give the people some hope.  angel1
That's what they told Fred though and he's still waiting for his dinner
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2020, 09:15:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 05, 2020, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2020, 09:00:50 PM
You have to give the people some hope.  angel1
That's what they told Fred though and he's still waiting for his dinner

Good point well made  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2020, 10:29:12 PM
https://www.ladbible.com/news/celebrity-elon-musks-partner-grimes-confirms-baby-is-called-x-a-12-20200506?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1FOATlywYZZPZFRA5njUe36Aj9Qx8cY36vGAp5wfLATONhQVy3X2qJSSc

Batshit crazy ...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2020, 10:55:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 06, 2020, 10:29:12 PM
https://www.ladbible.com/news/celebrity-elon-musks-partner-grimes-confirms-baby-is-called-x-a-12-20200506?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1FOATlywYZZPZFRA5njUe36Aj9Qx8cY36vGAp5wfLATONhQVy3X2qJSSc

Batshit crazy ...... noooo:
Indeed
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2020, 07:28:11 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 06, 2020, 10:29:12 PM
https://www.ladbible.com/news/celebrity-elon-musks-partner-grimes-confirms-baby-is-called-x-a-12-20200506?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1FOATlywYZZPZFRA5njUe36Aj9Qx8cY36vGAp5wfLATONhQVy3X2qJSSc

Batshit crazy ...... noooo:

The poor little sod...  noooo:

Not that he'll actually be poor obvs. ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2020, 03:25:44 PM
I can see why the greens are so hell bent on windfarms...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8294057/Hundreds-non-recyclable-fiberglass-wind-turbine-blades-pictured-piling-landfills.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2020, 04:59:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2020, 03:25:44 PM
I can see why the greens are so hell bent on windfarms...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8294057/Hundreds-non-recyclable-fiberglass-wind-turbine-blades-pictured-piling-landfills.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2020, 05:03:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2020, 03:25:44 PM
I can see why the greens are so hell bent on windfarms...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8294057/Hundreds-non-recyclable-fiberglass-wind-turbine-blades-pictured-piling-landfills.html
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2020, 09:48:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2020, 04:38:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 26, 2020, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2020, 12:20:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2020, 10:43:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 26, 2020, 10:41:48 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d/94437033-10158289456461550-5063920906187833344-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  just some tart with an online business looking for publicity.  Story believably 1%

Does she drink then straight from the.......... redface:   nevermind ... whistle:

The Metro covered this as well but with a really unfortunate looking photo of her...

(https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Sperm-84a3.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C338&ssl=1)

Judging from the colour I'm not so sure it's sperm he's giving her  whistle:

It's worth bypassing the article and just going straight to the comment section though...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/01/mum-drinks-sperm-smoothies-fight-off-coronavirus-12639469/

Could be bad news for little miss smoothie...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8296937/Coronavirus-semen-study-shows.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2020, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2020, 09:48:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2020, 04:38:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 26, 2020, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2020, 12:20:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2020, 10:43:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 26, 2020, 10:41:48 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d/94437033-10158289456461550-5063920906187833344-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZBCWpt5d)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  just some tart with an online business looking for publicity.  Story believably 1%

Does she drink then straight from the.......... redface:   nevermind ... whistle:

The Metro covered this as well but with a really unfortunate looking photo of her...

(https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Sperm-84a3.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C338&ssl=1)

Judging from the colour I'm not so sure it's sperm he's giving her  whistle:

It's worth bypassing the article and just going straight to the comment section though...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/01/mum-drinks-sperm-smoothies-fight-off-coronavirus-12639469/

Could be bad news for little miss smoothie...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8296937/Coronavirus-semen-study-shows.html
lol: lol: lol:

There's some 2 metre joke to be had here
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2020, 11:05:10 PM
https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-woman-shoots-three-mcdonalds-workers-because-seating-area-was-closed-20200507?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR16nPH_2LxefFEyLRqcGWaGW4ggZ5sm1BAAAtf-DHunttDvqdvCK6jzJxE

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2020, 11:38:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 07, 2020, 11:05:10 PM
https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-woman-shoots-three-mcdonalds-workers-because-seating-area-was-closed-20200507?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR16nPH_2LxefFEyLRqcGWaGW4ggZ5sm1BAAAtf-DHunttDvqdvCK6jzJxE

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:  what a fucked up country
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2020, 03:35:50 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 07, 2020, 11:05:10 PM
https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-woman-shoots-three-mcdonalds-workers-because-seating-area-was-closed-20200507?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR16nPH_2LxefFEyLRqcGWaGW4ggZ5sm1BAAAtf-DHunttDvqdvCK6jzJxE

 noooo:

Rag week...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2020, 04:26:24 PM
I'd say that this was doing an Apey except he wouldn't have spilled any...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8300459/Man-underwear-climbs-moving-big-rig-filled-wine-guzzling-down.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2020, 05:53:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2020, 04:26:24 PM
I'd say that this was doing an Apey except he wouldn't have spilled any...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8300459/Man-underwear-climbs-moving-big-rig-filled-wine-guzzling-down.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2020, 12:01:51 AM
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2020, 02:19:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2020, 12:01:51 AM
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

 eeek:

Doesn't Miss D go on holiday in Dorset every so often...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2020, 04:35:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2020, 02:19:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2020, 12:01:51 AM
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

 eeek:

Doesn't Miss D go on holiday in Dorset every so often...?  rubschin:

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2020, 04:40:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2020, 04:35:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2020, 02:19:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2020, 12:01:51 AM
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

 eeek:

Doesn't Miss D go on holiday in Dorset every so often...?  rubschin:

 scared:

Hadaway Baldymort, you would have made the same comment if you had thought of it  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 10, 2020, 11:37:40 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2020, 12:01:51 AM
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

 eeek:

Quote
Organisers said entries had come in from all corners of the UK, including Castle Donington, Ellesmere Port and Cockermouth.

You couldn't make it up  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2020, 12:01:33 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 10, 2020, 11:37:40 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2020, 12:01:51 AM
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

 eeek:

Quote
Organisers said entries had come in from all corners of the UK, including Castle Donington, Ellesmere Port and Cockermouth.

You couldn't make it up  lol:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2020, 05:04:52 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 10, 2020, 11:37:40 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2020, 12:01:51 AM
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

 eeek:

Quote
Organisers said entries had come in from all corners of the UK, including Castle Donington, Ellesmere Port and Cockermouth.

You couldn't make it up  lol:

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2020, 03:40:48 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 10, 2020, 05:04:52 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 10, 2020, 11:37:40 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2020, 12:01:51 AM
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

 eeek:

Quote
Organisers said entries had come in from all corners of the UK, including Castle Donington, Ellesmere Port and Cockermouth.

You couldn't make it up  lol:

 ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2020, 12:13:29 AM
IKEA has pledged to tighten its security after a woman was caught on camera masturbating in one of its stores.

The incident unfolded in one of the DIY furniture company’s Chinese stores, although neither the branch nor the name of the perpetrator has been revealed.

In a two-minute pornographic clip, an unidentified woman in a barely-buttoned white shirt pleasures herself in various areas of the store, from display beds to seats.


( No, I haven’t attached the video.)....... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2020, 03:40:29 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 12, 2020, 12:13:29 AM
IKEA has pledged to tighten its security after a woman was caught on camera masturbating in one of its stores.

The incident unfolded in one of the DIY furniture company’s Chinese stores, although neither the branch nor the name of the perpetrator has been revealed.

In a two-minute pornographic clip, an unidentified woman in a barely-buttoned white shirt pleasures herself in various areas of the store, from display beds to seats.


( No, I haven’t attached the video.)....... whistle:

Do what now? Shrugs:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2020, 09:15:02 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 12, 2020, 12:13:29 AM
IKEA has pledged to tighten its security after a woman was caught on camera masturbating in one of its stores.

The incident unfolded in one of the DIY furniture company’s Chinese stores, although neither the branch nor the name of the perpetrator has been revealed.

In a two-minute pornographic clip, an unidentified woman in a barely-buttoned white shirt pleasures herself in various areas of the store, from display beds to seats.


( No, I haven’t attached the video.)....... whistle:
Pay per View you say?

You are Apey and I claim my FullFive pounds (see what I did there?)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2020, 04:30:16 AM
Something tells me that hefting an AT4 and an M2 may be stretching the right to bear arms a tad  lol:

Having said that you can legally own a cannon, which could make drive by's a little more interesting  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8307893/Anti-lockdown-protesters-armed-rocket-launchers-guns-order-sandwiches-Subway.html



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2020, 10:08:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2020, 04:30:16 AM
Something tells me that hefting an AT4 and an M2 may be stretching the right to bear arms a tad  lol:

Having said that you can legally own a cannon, which could make drive by's a little more interesting  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8307893/Anti-lockdown-protesters-armed-rocket-launchers-guns-order-sandwiches-Subway.html
mad country  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2020, 07:29:26 PM
https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/news/motoring-news/police-pull-over-a-five-year-old-on-his-way-to-buy-a-lamborghini/ (https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/news/motoring-news/police-pull-over-a-five-year-old-on-his-way-to-buy-a-lamborghini/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2020, 07:58:23 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2020, 07:29:26 PM
https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/news/motoring-news/police-pull-over-a-five-year-old-on-his-way-to-buy-a-lamborghini/ (https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/news/motoring-news/police-pull-over-a-five-year-old-on-his-way-to-buy-a-lamborghini/)
An Affs surely

but still a  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2020, 05:39:28 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 13, 2020, 07:58:23 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2020, 07:29:26 PM
https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/news/motoring-news/police-pull-over-a-five-year-old-on-his-way-to-buy-a-lamborghini/ (https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/news/motoring-news/police-pull-over-a-five-year-old-on-his-way-to-buy-a-lamborghini/)
An Affs surely

but still a  eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2020, 11:01:07 AM
I have to ask, just what were you smoking when you suggested this line up?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EX5kebaWoAE64gK?format=jpg&name=small)

No, it isn't a fake event. Evidently we all somehow managed to miss Greta getting her doctorate in epidemiology and virology while travelling the world preaching about the dangers of climate change.  facepalm:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/coronavirus/article242709701.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2020, 11:57:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2020, 11:01:07 AM
I have to ask, just what were you smoking when you suggested this line up?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EX5kebaWoAE64gK?format=jpg&name=small)

No, it isn't a fake event. Evidently we all somehow managed to miss Greta getting her doctorate in epidemiology and virology while travelling the world preaching about the dangers of climate change.  facepalm:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/coronavirus/article242709701.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2020, 12:00:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 14, 2020, 11:57:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2020, 11:01:07 AM
I have to ask, just what were you smoking when you suggested this line up?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EX5kebaWoAE64gK?format=jpg&name=small)

No, it isn't a fake event. Evidently we all somehow managed to miss Greta getting her doctorate in epidemiology and virology while travelling the world preaching about the dangers of climate change.  facepalm:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/coronavirus/article242709701.html

 noooo:
right up there with having actors on Question Time, all about image for dimwits over substance
 
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2020, 01:56:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2020, 11:01:07 AM
I have to ask, just what were you smoking when you suggested this line up?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EX5kebaWoAE64gK?format=jpg&name=small)

No, it isn't a fake event. Evidently we all somehow managed to miss Greta getting her doctorate in epidemiology and virology while travelling the world preaching about the dangers of climate change.  facepalm:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/coronavirus/article242709701.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2020, 04:31:37 PM
Not so much the headline but the priceless cheek of the messages

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8316051/People-share-entitled-messages-theyve-received.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2020, 04:55:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 14, 2020, 04:31:37 PM
Not so much the headline but the priceless cheek of the messages

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8316051/People-share-entitled-messages-theyve-received.html

I can so believe it ...I get some (smaller scale )......just unbelievable .... noooo:

Had one yesterday ..asking for discount coz they don't want 5 hours (standard time/fee)...and could I just charge them for 80/90 mins ...I had to explain a night/evening is just that ..cannot do 2 places at once ..etc .. noooo:

She was unable to get her head round it .... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2020, 04:58:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 14, 2020, 04:55:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 14, 2020, 04:31:37 PM
Not so much the headline but the priceless cheek of the messages

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8316051/People-share-entitled-messages-theyve-received.html

I can so believe it ...I get some (smaller scale )......just unbelievable .... noooo:

Had one yesterday ..asking for discount coz they don't want 5 hours (standard time/fee)...and could I just charge them for 80/90 mins ...I had to explain a night/evening is just that ..cannot do 2 places at once ..etc .. noooo:

She was unable to get her head round it .... noooo:
noooo: noooo:

It's the 'where's my free stuff' culture.  People that have never grown up
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2020, 05:05:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 14, 2020, 04:58:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 14, 2020, 04:55:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 14, 2020, 04:31:37 PM
Not so much the headline but the priceless cheek of the messages

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8316051/People-share-entitled-messages-theyve-received.html

I can so believe it ...I get some (smaller scale )......just unbelievable .... noooo:

Had one yesterday ..asking for discount coz they don't want 5 hours (standard time/fee)...and could I just charge them for 80/90 mins ...I had to explain a night/evening is just that ..cannot do 2 places at once ..etc .. noooo:

She was unable to get her head round it .... noooo:
noooo: noooo:

It's the 'where's my free stuff' culture.  People that have never grown up

Exactly ...spent 2 weeks of emails to one ..who was arguing over 15 euros on 850 bill....... noooo:

whilst she explained her internet was in/out on her cruise to Florida .. ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2020, 10:29:24 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZW4gB4Cq/main-qimg-cf59240e4b1a34b9ba1d6f945ea151dc.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZW4gB4Cq)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2020, 10:58:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2020, 10:29:24 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZW4gB4Cq/main-qimg-cf59240e4b1a34b9ba1d6f945ea151dc.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZW4gB4Cq)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 17, 2020, 12:12:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 17, 2020, 10:58:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2020, 10:29:24 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZW4gB4Cq/main-qimg-cf59240e4b1a34b9ba1d6f945ea151dc.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZW4gB4Cq)
lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2020, 10:49:38 AM
Wonder if it made it harder for the players to practice ball control?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-8330141/FC-Seoul-apologise-accused-populating-stands-sex-dolls.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2020, 10:50:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2020, 10:49:38 AM
Wonder if it made it harder for the players to practice ball control?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-8330141/FC-Seoul-apologise-accused-populating-stands-sex-dolls.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2020, 10:59:47 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 17, 2020, 12:12:22 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 17, 2020, 10:58:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2020, 10:29:24 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZW4gB4Cq/main-qimg-cf59240e4b1a34b9ba1d6f945ea151dc.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ZW4gB4Cq)
lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2020, 11:20:04 AM
Hΰnh động của Nick?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8330147/Moment-huge-glass-panel-shatters-two-men-try-squeeze-lift-doors-close-it.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2020, 11:26:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2020, 11:20:04 AM
Hΰnh động của Nick?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8330147/Moment-huge-glass-panel-shatters-two-men-try-squeeze-lift-doors-close-it.html
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2020, 11:49:03 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2020, 11:53:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2020, 11:49:03 AM
evil:

Are you suggesting that it doesn't sound like the kind of misadventure you would have...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2020, 04:29:12 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8335123/Cameroon-pastor-healed-coronavirus-sufferers-laying-hands-dies-Covid-19.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR11HnoE-JQ4nip23ReqOI1u6d_LAv3V5CjJTm7MT-iV112o7y51idwPfPM

You know what ....... rubschin:.....carry on laughing at the back ...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2020, 08:22:14 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 20, 2020, 04:29:12 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8335123/Cameroon-pastor-healed-coronavirus-sufferers-laying-hands-dies-Covid-19.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR11HnoE-JQ4nip23ReqOI1u6d_LAv3V5CjJTm7MT-iV112o7y51idwPfPM

You know what ....... rubschin:.....carry on laughing at the back ...... noooo:
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2020, 08:45:11 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 20, 2020, 04:29:12 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8335123/Cameroon-pastor-healed-coronavirus-sufferers-laying-hands-dies-Covid-19.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR11HnoE-JQ4nip23ReqOI1u6d_LAv3V5CjJTm7MT-iV112o7y51idwPfPM

You know what ....... rubschin:.....carry on laughing at the back ...... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Pastis on May 20, 2020, 04:50:10 PM
I've just heard Culture Secretary Olive Dowden (Who he?)  make a statement regarding the live broadcasting of football matches. "We are discussing this with all the relevant parties and hopefully this will be a win / win situation"

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2020, 07:30:08 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 20, 2020, 04:50:10 PM
I've just heard Culture Secretary Olive Dowden (Who he?)  make a statement regarding the live broadcasting of football matches. "We are discussing this with all the relevant parties and hopefully this will be a win / win situation"

 rubschin:
Think it's Oliver but  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2020, 07:31:28 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 20, 2020, 04:50:10 PM
I've just heard Culture Secretary Olive Dowden (Who he?)  make a statement regarding the live broadcasting of football matches. "We are discussing this with all the relevant parties and hopefully this will be a win / win situation"

 rubschin:

Draw ing up plans ...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2020, 07:33:08 PM
Also in a football theme:  https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52740867

'FC Seoul fined 100 million won for sex dolls in stands'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2020, 02:51:13 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 20, 2020, 07:33:08 PM
Also in a football theme:  https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52740867

'FC Seoul fined 100 million won for sex dolls in stands'

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2020, 08:24:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2020, 02:51:13 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 20, 2020, 07:33:08 PM
Also in a football theme:  https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52740867

'FC Seoul fined 100 million won for sex dolls in stands'

 lol: lol: lol:

Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2020, 10:49:38 AM
Wonder if it made it harder for the players to practice ball control?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-8330141/FC-Seoul-apologise-accused-populating-stands-sex-dolls.html

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2020, 07:49:33 PM
That'd be an Affs by me then  redface:

 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 21, 2020, 07:52:00 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 21, 2020, 07:49:33 PM
That'd be an Affs by me then  redface:

 Banghead

AFFside ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2020, 06:49:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 21, 2020, 07:52:00 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 21, 2020, 07:49:33 PM
That'd be an Affs by me then  redface:

 Banghead

AFFside ... rubschin:

Aff course...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2020, 07:12:05 PM
Black people aren't black if they vote for Trump?  facepalm:

I'm guessing that Biden thinks Candace Owens and Kanye West have just really overdone their sun tans

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/22/us/politics/joe-biden-black-breakfast-club.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2020, 08:19:20 AM
Well I suppose that puts a different spin on drive by shooting..  redface:

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-strip-club-offers-drive-thru-service-during-us-lockdown-11986446
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2020, 09:16:01 AM
I can't see this ending well...  noooo:

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/turkish-troops-invade-greece-and-occupy-small-patch-of-land-near-river-evros/news-story/da06619fc50cc4c27d0654841bd27eec
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2020, 09:56:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2020, 09:16:01 AM
I can't see this ending well...  noooo:

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/turkish-troops-invade-greece-and-occupy-small-patch-of-land-near-river-evros/news-story/da06619fc50cc4c27d0654841bd27eec
doublefacepalm
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2020, 10:12:36 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 25, 2020, 09:56:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2020, 09:16:01 AM
I can't see this ending well...  noooo:

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/turkish-troops-invade-greece-and-occupy-small-patch-of-land-near-river-evros/news-story/da06619fc50cc4c27d0654841bd27eec
doublefacepalm

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2020, 07:15:00 AM
Gerroff Me 'ill...!  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8356129/Twelve-year-old-keeps-calm-huge-animal-rears-walks-Italian-hills.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2020, 09:13:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2020, 07:15:00 AM
Gerroff Me 'ill...!  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8356129/Twelve-year-old-keeps-calm-huge-animal-rears-walks-Italian-hills.html
lol: lol: lol: so that's where Growler went

and  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2020, 05:56:05 AM
Apey's freebie sense is tingling...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8359741/Tourist-board-announces-bold-new-plan-draw-visitors-Japan-coronavirus-pandemic.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2020, 06:07:57 AM
I think that the lockdown may be having more of an effect on Mr Darwin sir that we realised...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8359081/Georgia-woman-brother-OK-turtle-strikes-car-window.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2020, 06:17:34 AM
Well it certainly looks odd enough to be the new Nick Towers...  rubschin:

(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/51/590x/building-715355.jpg)

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/property/715355/Fancy-owning-castle-citadel-sale-same-price-London-flat
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 27, 2020, 09:18:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2020, 06:17:34 AM
Well it certainly looks odd enough to be the new Nick Towers...  rubschin:

(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/51/590x/building-715355.jpg)

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/property/715355/Fancy-owning-castle-citadel-sale-same-price-London-flat
rubschin:   Just not right without a moat and portcullis and some of those holes for pouring boiling oil over unwelcome visitors would be essential
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2020, 09:13:30 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/26/man-shoe-fetish-stole-126-flip-flops-have-sex-12760304/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 27, 2020, 10:12:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2020, 09:13:30 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/26/man-shoe-fetish-stole-126-flip-flops-have-sex-12760304/
whacky115 whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 28, 2020, 05:46:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2020, 09:13:30 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/26/man-shoe-fetish-stole-126-flip-flops-have-sex-12760304/

Quote from: apc2010 on May 20, 2020, 04:53:39 AM
I took my wife out for a romantic meal last night and we played footsie under the table while we were eating.....

"I had a lovely steak and she got toed in the hole"....... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2020, 10:18:24 AM
Words fail me2...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8364629/Man-cleared-storming-house-machete-strangers-sex-fantasy-WRONG-address.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 28, 2020, 10:21:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2020, 10:18:24 AM
Words fail me2...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8364629/Man-cleared-storming-house-machete-strangers-sex-fantasy-WRONG-address.html

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2020, 10:42:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 28, 2020, 10:21:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2020, 10:18:24 AM
Words fail me2...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8364629/Man-cleared-storming-house-machete-strangers-sex-fantasy-WRONG-address.html

 happy001

She said he wanted a big "chopper " ....... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2020, 12:00:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 28, 2020, 10:42:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 28, 2020, 10:21:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2020, 10:18:24 AM
Words fail me2...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8364629/Man-cleared-storming-house-machete-strangers-sex-fantasy-WRONG-address.html

 happy001

She said he wanted a big "chopper " ....... redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2020, 04:47:36 PM
A fool and their money..  noooo:

I did love the bit about their previous business venture for a diet supplement has a"proprietary procedure that leads to relativistic time dilation and biological quantum entanglement at the DNA level".  lol:

Maybe I'm being overly cynical but how does a phrase like that not immediately set off someone's bullshit sense.  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2020, 05:55:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2020, 04:47:36 PM
A fool and their money..  noooo:

I did love the bit about their previous business venture for a diet supplement has a"proprietary procedure that leads to relativistic time dilation and biological quantum entanglement at the DNA level".  lol:

Maybe I'm being overly cynical but how does a phrase like that not immediately set off someone's bullshit sense.  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220
I despair at how gullible and stupid so many of what passes for the human race are.  But that said I'd still happily see those that exploit them locked up forever
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2020, 05:01:09 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-8369225/Dominic-Cummings-spotted-Australian-RUGBY-MATCH-cardboard-cut-out.html

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2020, 07:32:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2020, 05:01:09 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-8369225/Dominic-Cummings-spotted-Australian-RUGBY-MATCH-cardboard-cut-out.html

 lol:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2020, 10:22:37 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8671415/mum-cabinet-bandq-real-colour-peel/amp/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2020, 10:30:58 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2020, 10:22:37 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8671415/mum-cabinet-bandq-real-colour-peel/amp/

 noooo:

The explanation is right at the bottom  "We pay for your stories! "

File under fiction
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2020, 10:41:16 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2020, 10:22:37 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8671415/mum-cabinet-bandq-real-colour-peel/amp/

 noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 01, 2020, 12:47:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2020, 10:22:37 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8671415/mum-cabinet-bandq-real-colour-peel/amp/

 noooo:

When I bought my coffee machine I took the blue film off the chrome base where you sit the cups. I preferred the blue
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2020, 12:55:04 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 01, 2020, 12:47:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2020, 10:22:37 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8671415/mum-cabinet-bandq-real-colour-peel/amp/

 noooo:

When I bought my coffee machine I took the blue film off the chrome base where you sit the cups. I preferred the blue

Blue film ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2020, 02:09:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2020, 12:55:04 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 01, 2020, 12:47:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2020, 10:22:37 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8671415/mum-cabinet-bandq-real-colour-peel/amp/

 noooo:

When I bought my coffee machine I took the blue film off the chrome base where you sit the cups. I preferred the blue

Blue film ........ rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2020, 12:48:12 AM
So the BBC is making an alternative to Amazon Alexa that will have a warm Northern accent...

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:


https://youtu.be/dop5IDmMLvg

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8380955/BBCs-smart-assistant-Beeb-accent-Northern-man.html

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2020, 06:27:34 AM
Will it understand people from Newcastle?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2020, 11:12:39 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 03, 2020, 06:27:34 AM
Will it understand people from Newcastle?

What do you mean? Geordie is easy to understand. Here is an example, I'm sure you will get the gist

Hadaway and shite you ginger knacka

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2020, 11:46:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2020, 11:12:39 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 03, 2020, 06:27:34 AM
Will it understand people from Newcastle?

What do you mean? Geordie is easy to understand. Here is an example, I'm sure you will get the gist

Hadaway and shite you ginger knacka

 whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2020, 12:05:39 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2020, 06:20:21 PM
See Nick, even Baldymort can understand Geordie  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2020, 06:22:39 PM
He must be used to strange language. He has to understand LL  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2020, 07:26:55 PM
Maybe he can swap notes with Miss I...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2020, 07:30:34 PM
Nothing wrong with Miss I's tongue  eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2020, 05:18:55 AM
As much as I am hoping that this is not happening and Fox got it wrong my faith in humanity is currently low enough to believe it.  Banghead

https://www.foxnews.com/us/missouri-ag-st-louis-looting-rioting-arrests-released

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2020, 06:22:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2020, 05:18:55 AM
As much as I am hoping that this is not happening and Fox got it wrong my faith in humanity is currently low enough to believe it.  Banghead

https://www.foxnews.com/us/missouri-ag-st-louis-looting-rioting-arrests-released

Mental...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2020, 07:08:52 PM
I heard about this on one of Tim Pool's videos covering the riots but it took me a while to track down the video, an Antifa rioter gets shot in the leg by a rubber bullet and from the reactions you would think it was a near fatal wound or required immediate amputation.

Christ these are stupid bleedin' kids LARPing. A tourniquet for a flesh wound? Are you bloody serious? And as for that moron screaming that they don't want to lose their leg.  Banghead

https://nationalfile.com/video-antifa-applies-tourniquet-to-man-screaming-my-leg-because-of-small-flesh-wound/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=video-antifa-applies-tourniquet-to-man-screaming-my-leg-because-of-small-flesh-wound
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2020, 12:13:19 AM
Just when I think things can't get any more screwed up Minneapolis councillors are looking at ways to disband the police force to replace with a non violent body.....


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


Am I the only person here who is starting to get a feeling of impending doom...  facepalm:

There are clearly problems with the police force in that city but to completely disband the force and replace them with "a community-oriented, nonviolent public safety and outreach capacity" is going to make you really popular with criminals. I'd love to see how a non violent outreach capacity would combat gang crime, murders and rapes in such a way as to make the city's population feel safe again.

http://www.citypages.com/news/minneapolis-city-council-members-consider-disbanding-the-police/570993291

If you want to deal with the problems you have with the police in Minneapolis then contact the State Police or IA from a different state and ask them to perform a root and branch investigation, hell you could even ask the FBI just make sure that the entire process and any subsequent criminal proceedings are make completely transparent.   

And LA is just as bad. How many police officers are going to be sacrificed because you've decided to defund them by $150m for a bend the knee publicity stunt? Just under 12,5000,000 people live in LA

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jackbrewster/2020/06/04/la-mayor-slashes-lapd-budget-as-calls-to-defund-police-slowly-pick-up-steam/

Have any of these idiots even considered what it will mean if this movement to defund the police nationally succeeds? The only people who will be safe from criminals will be those rich enough to afford private security because if you think that crime levels have been bad up to now (riots nonwithstanding) then you have no idea what will follow once people realise that the authorities are no longer capable of upholding the law.

The more I see of the riots and read about stupid shite like this the more inclined I am to contact my brother and tell him to get himself and his family the hell out of America before it's too late.  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2020, 03:30:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2020, 12:13:19 AM
Just when I think things can't get any more screwed up Minneapolis councillors are looking at ways to disband the police force to replace with a non violent body.....


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


Am I the only person here who is starting to get a feeling of impending doom...  facepalm:

There are clearly problems with the police force in that city but to completely disband the force and replace them with "a community-oriented, nonviolent public safety and outreach capacity" is going to make you really popular with criminals. I'd love to see how a non violent outreach capacity would combat gang crime, murders and rapes in such a way as to make the city's population feel safe again.

http://www.citypages.com/news/minneapolis-city-council-members-consider-disbanding-the-police/570993291

If you want to deal with the problems you have with the police in Minneapolis then contact the State Police or IA from a different state and ask them to perform a root and branch investigation, hell you could even ask the FBI just make sure that the entire process and any subsequent criminal proceedings are make completely transparent.   

And LA is just as bad. How many police officers are going to be sacrificed because you've decided to defund them by $150m for a bend the knee publicity stunt? Just under 12,5000,000 people live in LA

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jackbrewster/2020/06/04/la-mayor-slashes-lapd-budget-as-calls-to-defund-police-slowly-pick-up-steam/

Have any of these idiots even considered what it will mean if this movement to defund the police nationally succeeds? The only people who will be safe from criminals will be those rich enough to afford private security because if you think that crime levels have been bad up to now (riots nonwithstanding) then you have no idea what will follow once people realise that the authorities are no longer capable of upholding the law.

The more I see of the riots and read about stupid shite like this the more inclined I am to contact my brother and tell him to get himself and his family the hell out of America before it's too late.  Banghead

A dystopian nightmare...  Banghead

I've been reading elsewhere that the issue there (and in the UK) is that the unions are so strong.

Essentially, you can't discipline or fire a cop that is bad at his/her job. Throw in diversity targets and gender equality and you have a 'force' that is simply useless...

So the trick is not to get rid of them but remove unions and weed out the bad ones... 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2020, 08:01:47 AM
Just junk journalism.  DM like as the body of the article doesn't support the headline
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2020, 03:01:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2020, 03:30:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2020, 12:13:19 AM
Just when I think things can't get any more screwed up Minneapolis councillors are looking at ways to disband the police force to replace with a non violent body.....


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


Am I the only person here who is starting to get a feeling of impending doom...  facepalm:

There are clearly problems with the police force in that city but to completely disband the force and replace them with "a community-oriented, nonviolent public safety and outreach capacity" is going to make you really popular with criminals. I'd love to see how a non violent outreach capacity would combat gang crime, murders and rapes in such a way as to make the city's population feel safe again.

http://www.citypages.com/news/minneapolis-city-council-members-consider-disbanding-the-police/570993291

If you want to deal with the problems you have with the police in Minneapolis then contact the State Police or IA from a different state and ask them to perform a root and branch investigation, hell you could even ask the FBI just make sure that the entire process and any subsequent criminal proceedings are make completely transparent.   

And LA is just as bad. How many police officers are going to be sacrificed because you've decided to defund them by $150m for a bend the knee publicity stunt? Just under 12,5000,000 people live in LA

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jackbrewster/2020/06/04/la-mayor-slashes-lapd-budget-as-calls-to-defund-police-slowly-pick-up-steam/

Have any of these idiots even considered what it will mean if this movement to defund the police nationally succeeds? The only people who will be safe from criminals will be those rich enough to afford private security because if you think that crime levels have been bad up to now (riots nonwithstanding) then you have no idea what will follow once people realise that the authorities are no longer capable of upholding the law.

The more I see of the riots and read about stupid shite like this the more inclined I am to contact my brother and tell him to get himself and his family the hell out of America before it's too late.  Banghead

A dystopian nightmare...  Banghead

I've been reading elsewhere that the issue there (and in the UK) is that the unions are so strong.

Essentially, you can't discipline or fire a cop that is bad at his/her job. Throw in diversity targets and gender equality and you have a 'force' that is simply useless...

So the trick is not to get rid of them but remove unions and weed out the bad ones...

Except the loudest voices right now (including members of congress) are calling for the police to be disbanded or defunded and there are now reports that the Manhattan DA is refusing to charge 'protesters' because they have a moral imperative. Police officers are seeing not only a complete lack of support but tacit support for the rioters from the state governments and are resigning in increasing numbers because they feel their position is untenable. These are the same state governments that deny people the chance to worship or peacefully protest to allow them to open their businesses so that they can feed themselves and their employees because of 'social distancing'.

New York will take years to recover, if it even can. Almost half a million of the richest inhabitants had jumped ship and left for second homes out of the state when Corona hit, home working means that more people are looking at it as a viable option because of the ridiculously high cost of living there combined with crumbling infrastructure. Now factor in the damage caused by the riots and unrestrained looting, how many businesses that are capable of reopening are going to be evaluating their options and considering moving somewhere else for safety while increasing their online retail or service presence? How many other cities may find themselves in similar situations with people and businesses leaving in order to feel safe?

At the start of this tragedy everyone was unified in wanting to see justice for George Floyd before the rioting and rhetoric started. Yes there are clear problems with excessive violence and inadequate training within the police force, with numbers somewhere between 700,000 and 1,000,000 officers across America it's obvious that there is going to be a proportion of officers who are guilty of such but it's not just against black people. Where were the protests about Tony Tempa or Justine Damond, they were just as clear cut cases but they don't fit the narrative being promoted.

I just can't see any way that this ends well.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2020, 05:54:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2020, 03:01:01 PM
Except the loudest voices right now (including members of congress) are calling for the police to be disbanded or defunded  . . .
Link please

Even that idiot Ocasio-Cortez has only called for a reduction in funding
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2020, 06:09:57 PM
You were close with Cortez, this time it's Omar.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/ilhan-omar-disband-minneapolis-police

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/501449-nrcc-turns-up-heat-on-vulnerable-democrats-over-omars-call-to-abolish

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2020, 06:39:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2020, 06:09:57 PM
You were close with Cortez, this time it's Omar.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/ilhan-omar-disband-minneapolis-police

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/501449-nrcc-turns-up-heat-on-vulnerable-democrats-over-omars-call-to-abolish
Ta but that's one idiot representative.  One of those that some idiot called Donald called for them to be expelled from the country of their birth.  Don't think that helped her be reasonable

Also seems like the USA have a different meaning of the word 'defund'  In English it means zero fund, the USA based articles I've seen all talk of in terms of reduced funding
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2020, 07:05:25 PM
Give them time, defunding is too easy a bandwagon to jump on, especially in an election year.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2020, 07:25:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2020, 07:05:25 PM
Give them time, defunding is too easy a bandwagon to jump on, especially in an election year.
Actually I reckon Biden goes doublefacepalm every time she tweets
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2020, 03:27:00 AM
And so it begins...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52960227

One thing I do question though. There is a consensus that the failings of the police force can be laid at the leadership but Minnesota has been run by Democrats pretty much since the 1930's so why wasn't any action taken sooner?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2020, 08:01:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2020, 03:27:00 AM
And so it begins...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52960227

One thing I do question though. There is a consensus that the failings of the police force can be laid at the leadership but Minnesota has been run by Democrats pretty much since the 1930's so why wasn't any action taken sooner?
Nope

Minnesota and Minneapolis have swung between the two for ever.  Governor of Minnesota was Republican until the 2010 elections.  And surely you remember Jesse Ventura
 
And the Democrats position on race equality has not always been what it is now.  The infamous George Wallace was a Democrat (and of course Lincoln was a Republican)

As to this majority position with no resolution passed, it's unclear what it actually means other than a statement that a majority of the council believes there is structural racism built into its police force and it needs radical restructuring to root that out.  They may have a point.  It's certainly not the abolition of the police force that some otherwise highly respected commentators are saying it is but some of the police leadership that have sat on their hands may be having their careers severely shortened.   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2020, 07:03:08 PM
Absolutely shocking, I just....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8401785/Man-phone-charger-removed-bladder-inserting-penis.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2020, 07:07:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2020, 07:03:08 PM
Absolutely shocking, I just....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8401785/Man-phone-charger-removed-bladder-inserting-penis.html
we need bigger  noooo: Shocked: and  whacky115 emojis for stories like that
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2020, 06:21:24 AM
While I admit I did some really stupid stuff as a kid even I would have known better than to think getting bitten by a black widow would turn me into Spiderman.  noooo:

https://www.insider.com/boys-let-black-widow-bite-them-to-become-spider-man-2020-5
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2020, 11:52:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2020, 06:21:24 AM
While I admit I did some really stupid stuff as a kid even I would have known better than to think getting bitten by a black widow would turn me into Spiderman.  noooo:

https://www.insider.com/boys-let-black-widow-bite-them-to-become-spider-man-2020-5
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2020, 02:32:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2020, 11:52:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2020, 06:21:24 AM
While I admit I did some really stupid stuff as a kid even I would have known better than to think getting bitten by a black widow would turn me into Spiderman.  noooo:

https://www.insider.com/boys-let-black-widow-bite-them-to-become-spider-man-2020-5
noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2020, 09:23:09 PM
I'll let Apey come up with some pun about this because I'm just lost for words...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8398053/Doctors-surgically-remove-dead-fish-rectum-male-patient.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 10, 2020, 10:35:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2020, 09:23:09 PM
I'll let Apey come up with some pun about this because I'm just lost for words...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8398053/Doctors-surgically-remove-dead-fish-rectum-male-patient.html
Crabs joke ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2020, 11:07:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2020, 09:23:09 PM
I'll let Apey come up with some pun about this because I'm just lost for words...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8398053/Doctors-surgically-remove-dead-fish-rectum-male-patient.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2020, 03:17:10 PM
Bloody hell!!!  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8409745/Man-walks-hospital-CLEAVER-stuck-head-assaulted-fight.html

Wonder if he was complaining about a splitting headache...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 11, 2020, 03:20:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2020, 03:17:10 PM
Bloody hell!!!  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8409745/Man-walks-hospital-CLEAVER-stuck-head-assaulted-fight.html

Wonder if he was complaining about a splitting headache...  redface:

 eeek: ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2020, 03:22:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2020, 03:17:10 PM
Bloody hell!!!  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8409745/Man-walks-hospital-CLEAVER-stuck-head-assaulted-fight.html

Wonder if he was complaining about a splitting headache...  redface:

Well, I'm not clicking THAT!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2020, 03:37:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2020, 03:22:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2020, 03:17:10 PM
Bloody hell!!!  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8409745/Man-walks-hospital-CLEAVER-stuck-head-assaulted-fight.html

Wonder if he was complaining about a splitting headache...  redface:

Well, I'm not clicking THAT!  eeek:

The pictures weren't that bad you big girls blouse...  whistle:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/06/11/10/29481194-8409745-image-m-4_1591869400235.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/06/11/10/29481190-8409745-image-a-5_1591869407409.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2020, 07:26:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2020, 03:17:10 PM
Bloody hell!!!  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8409745/Man-walks-hospital-CLEAVER-stuck-head-assaulted-fight.html

Wonder if he was complaining about a splitting headache...  redface:
drumroll:

and  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2020, 05:25:42 PM
Over 'ere son, on me 'ed...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8409181/Man-critically-injured-Virginia-statue-toppled-falls-head.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2020, 05:29:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2020, 05:25:42 PM
Over 'ere son, on me 'ed...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8409181/Man-critically-injured-Virginia-statue-toppled-falls-head.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:  how stupid are some people
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 12, 2020, 11:22:32 PM
https://cyprus-mail.com/2020/06/12/consumers-reassured-no-shortage-of-marmite-in-cyprus/?fbclid=IwAR3m9UX5aWPhODhZVrgzEFmhf-ssYo-LenbcQq-_2KLZs2b0mIBSDZ4E938


 Thumbs: Thumbs: cloud9:

It made the papers ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2020, 11:55:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 12, 2020, 11:22:32 PM
https://cyprus-mail.com/2020/06/12/consumers-reassured-no-shortage-of-marmite-in-cyprus/?fbclid=IwAR3m9UX5aWPhODhZVrgzEFmhf-ssYo-LenbcQq-_2KLZs2b0mIBSDZ4E938


 Thumbs: Thumbs: cloud9:

It made the papers ... rubschin:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2020, 05:40:19 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 12, 2020, 11:22:32 PM
https://cyprus-mail.com/2020/06/12/consumers-reassured-no-shortage-of-marmite-in-cyprus/?fbclid=IwAR3m9UX5aWPhODhZVrgzEFmhf-ssYo-LenbcQq-_2KLZs2b0mIBSDZ4E938


 Thumbs: Thumbs: cloud9:

It made the papers ... rubschin:

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2020, 08:34:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 07, 2020, 05:54:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2020, 03:01:01 PM
Except the loudest voices right now (including members of congress) are calling for the police to be disbanded or defunded  . . .
Link please

Even that idiot Ocasio-Cortez has only called for a reduction in funding

The New York Times has now called for the abolition of the police

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/12/opinion/sunday/floyd-abolish-defund-police.html

Minneapolis has now unanimously voted to abolish their police force

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tommybeer/2020/06/12/minneapolis-city-council-unanimously-votes-to-replace-police-with-community-led-model/#46ea3cb271a5

Truckers are now saying that they will not deliver to cities that defund their police force

https://nypost.com/2020/06/13/truckers-wouldnt-deliver-to-cities-that-defund-police-poll/

How big a drop do you think there is going to be in property values in the cities that follow suit as people leave en mass? 30%? 40%? More?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2020, 09:22:25 PM
 rubschin: one is an opinion piece of the author ie not the NYT and the other is not abolishing the police per se just their management department.  The actual officers etc will be transferred over to new more district based management at some point
 
They'll still be police in the Twin Cities this time next year and the year after and  . . .  . .

The trucker move is interesting, often they hate the police
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 13, 2020, 10:27:57 PM
 eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=050ApTtotYM

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2020, 10:46:54 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 13, 2020, 10:27:57 PM
eeek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=050ApTtotYM

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 14, 2020, 07:05:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 13, 2020, 09:22:25 PM
rubschin: one is an opinion piece of the author ie not the NYT and the other is not abolishing the police per se just their management department.  The actual officers etc will be transferred over to new more district based management at some point
 
They'll still be police in the Twin Cities this time next year and the year after and  . . .  . .

The trucker move is interesting, often they hate the police

You are assuming that there are going to be enough officers left at the end of all this. Look at the coverage that is going on, the look at the businesses that are removing any lines that are even vaguely linked to the police because it's been described as propaganda. The officers in Buffalo that were reported to have resigned in protest of the treatment of the 2 involved with the incident with the old man didn't resign from the force, they resigned from the riot squad and ERT because the unions said that they would no longer cover legal fees of any officer serving during the riots. The Manhattan DA announced that he wasn't going to prosecute rioters and the bail reform law means that rioters across the rest of NY are released almost immediately. Morale among officers is plummeting, the NYPD had over 300 officers injured during the riots and around another 600 are reported to be either in the process of resigning/retiring or talking to the NYPD about it and that number is expected to rise further. How many people do you think are signing up to join the police now?

Now look at the financial situation that NY and other cities are going to be in as a result of the riots. How much tax revenue will have been lost both from the lockdown and the riots, now add to that the revenue lost by people who can afford to do so leaving those cities (neighbourhoods across NY have reported between 20% and 40% of their inhabitants have left) and finally factor in the larger companies deciding that it's not worth reopening there. The budgets aren't going to be there to fund the needed services so in order to placate the rioters and hopefully prevent more in future the police will be cut down even further.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2020, 08:09:29 AM
That is a different angle.  The USA does need a lot of police and if many can't adapt to our model of policing by consent it'll be an issue.  After yesterday's shooting in Atlanta it's going to be very hard to continue their current model
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2020, 08:37:04 PM
Poland invades Czech Republic 'by accident'  rubschin:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53034930

Getting their own back for 1939?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 14, 2020, 09:48:00 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 14, 2020, 08:37:04 PM
Poland invades Czech Republic 'by accident'  rubschin:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53034930

Getting their own back for 1939?

General Nickoli...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2020, 08:15:58 AM
Well bugger me, I never saw this coming...  Banghead

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/released-from-rikers-in-covid-measure-man-arrested-4-times-in-3-months/2460035/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2020, 08:54:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2020, 08:15:58 AM
Well bugger me, I never saw this coming...  Banghead

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/released-from-rikers-in-covid-measure-man-arrested-4-times-in-3-months/2460035/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 16, 2020, 11:20:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 16, 2020, 08:54:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2020, 08:15:58 AM
Well bugger me, I never saw this coming...  Banghead

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/released-from-rikers-in-covid-measure-man-arrested-4-times-in-3-months/2460035/

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Can't understand that 'We’re Arresting Too Many Prisoners' headline though.  It's the court releasing too many and in this case for a throw away the key serial criminal.  Never ever going to be fit to be free.  Sad but denying truth is never clever 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 08:56:52 AM
Idiot tries to rob a store at gunpoint and is shot by a member of staff. Call me an unfeeling bastard if you want but the phrase 'live by the sword, die by the sword' seems appropriate.  noooo:

https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/armed-robber-shot-and-killed-family-blames-the-clerk-saying-he-shouldnt-have-had-a-weapon-at-work/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 11:51:50 AM
My Sense of Impending Doomometer has just gone up a notch...   eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8430741/Indians-demand-revenge-China-soldiers-fought-death-nail-studded-clubs.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2020, 11:59:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 11:51:50 AM
My Sense of Impending Doomometer has just gone up a notch...   eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8430741/Indians-demand-revenge-China-soldiers-fought-death-nail-studded-clubs.html
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2020, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 08:56:52 AM
Idiot tries to rob a store at gunpoint and is shot by a member of staff. Call me an unfeeling bastard if you want but the phrase 'live by the sword, die by the sword' seems appropriate.  noooo:

https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/armed-robber-shot-and-killed-family-blames-the-clerk-saying-he-shouldnt-have-had-a-weapon-at-work/

Justice done!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2020, 12:23:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 11:51:50 AM
My Sense of Impending Doomometer has just gone up a notch...   eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8430741/Indians-demand-revenge-China-soldiers-fought-death-nail-studded-clubs.html

2020 eh...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2020, 12:28:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2020, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 08:56:52 AM
Idiot tries to rob a store at gunpoint and is shot by a member of staff. Call me an unfeeling bastard if you want but the phrase 'live by the sword, die by the sword' seems appropriate.  noooo:

https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/armed-robber-shot-and-killed-family-blames-the-clerk-saying-he-shouldnt-have-had-a-weapon-at-work/

Justice done!  Thumbs:
We'd hope so but that clerk is going to live in fear for a while as is the store owner  noooo:
 

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 05:15:56 PM
So in order to help save the planet you are saying that we should not use general anaesthetic for operations and concentrate on local pain relief instead? Well call me a picky bastard but FUCK NO!!! It's been over 20 years and I still vividly remember the smells and sounds of the post mortem I was able to sit in on as a student nurse. There is no way in hell I'd want to be conscious to experience something like that again especially combined with the knowledge that it's coming from me being sliced open.  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8427763/General-anaesthetics-fuel-climate-change-scientists-warn.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2020, 05:26:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2020, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 08:56:52 AM
Idiot tries to rob a store at gunpoint and is shot by a member of staff. Call me an unfeeling bastard if you want but the phrase 'live by the sword, die by the sword' seems appropriate.  noooo:

https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/armed-robber-shot-and-killed-family-blames-the-clerk-saying-he-shouldnt-have-had-a-weapon-at-work/

Justice done!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:  It does amaze me ..that criminals think like this ..When I was "associated" ..Everyone knew the risks etc ..Most had a "fund" for lawyer etc and most money for wives/partners set aside etc ...

The old saying .."Don't do the crime ..if you can't do the time " ...springs to mind ...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 05:28:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2020, 05:26:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2020, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 08:56:52 AM
Idiot tries to rob a store at gunpoint and is shot by a member of staff. Call me an unfeeling bastard if you want but the phrase 'live by the sword, die by the sword' seems appropriate.  noooo:

https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/armed-robber-shot-and-killed-family-blames-the-clerk-saying-he-shouldnt-have-had-a-weapon-at-work/

Justice done!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:  It does amaze me ..that criminals think like this ..When I was "associated" ..Everyone knew the risks etc ..Most had a "fund" for lawyer etc and most money for wives/partners set aside etc ...

The old saying .."Don't do the crime ..if you can't do the time " ...springs to mind ...

Yes but back in those far yonder days there was a robust justice system that was geared more to the victim than the criminal.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2020, 05:34:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 05:15:56 PM
So in order to help save the planet you are saying that we should not use general anaesthetic for operations and concentrate on local pain relief instead? Well call me a picky bastard but FUCK NO!!! It's been over 20 years and I still vividly remember the smells and sounds of the post mortem I was able to sit in on as a student nurse. There is no way in hell I'd want to be conscious to experience something like that again especially combined with the knowledge that it's coming from me being sliced open.  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8427763/General-anaesthetics-fuel-climate-change-scientists-warn.html
FUCK NO2
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2020, 06:08:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 05:28:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 17, 2020, 05:26:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2020, 12:22:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2020, 08:56:52 AM
Idiot tries to rob a store at gunpoint and is shot by a member of staff. Call me an unfeeling bastard if you want but the phrase 'live by the sword, die by the sword' seems appropriate.  noooo:

https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/armed-robber-shot-and-killed-family-blames-the-clerk-saying-he-shouldnt-have-had-a-weapon-at-work/

Justice done!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:  It does amaze me ..that criminals think like this ..When I was "associated" ..Everyone knew the risks etc ..Most had a "fund" for lawyer etc and most money for wives/partners set aside etc ...

The old saying .."Don't do the crime ..if you can't do the time " ...springs to mind ...

Yes but back in those far yonder days there was a robust justice system that was geared more to the victim than the criminal.  noooo:

Yep ..and generally people who broke the law expected to go to jail ..if caught ..it was not rocket science ..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2020, 04:52:29 AM
Puts a rather different slant on the Rayshard Brooks shooting. While still tragic he chose to drink and drive having already violated his probation once despite knowing it would most likely lead to him being sent back to prison if he was caught and then chose to fight the officers and steal a taser, firing it at the officers when he failed the breathalyser. This wasn't another George Floyd situation, could things have been handled better? Certainly but if you are going to assign blame then it has to go on both sides not just the officers.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8431801/Rayshard-Brooks-probation-faced-going-prison-charged-DUI.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2020, 06:46:15 AM
The lock keeper at the next lock to me yesterday was formerly a police firearms officer. He did close protection at events like G7 summits. Says Obama was a nice guy and Putin was dodgy. Hated Theresa May.

In 25 years of carrying Glocks and the like he never had occasion to fire his weapon.

Just saying.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2020, 07:39:40 AM
I'm not defending the officers, their judgement was clearly flawed when they chose to open fire as having been discharged the taser would only have been usable as a contact weapon so they could have just as easily closed in and used pepper spray to restrain him. But when you look at how incidents like this are being covered in the media it seems like there is a narrative in place to say that in America cops are racist. Yes, what happened to both Brooks and George Floyd was tragic, but so was what happened to Tony Tempa who died after being cuffed and pinned on the ground by Dallas police officers for almost 14 minutes, or Justine Damond who was shot and killed by a Minneapolis police officer who already had 3 formal complaints against him as well as being sued by a woman he allegedly assaulted whilst on duty.

There are over 300,000 police officers across America (or there were, if the current reports about officers resigning or taking early retirement are even half accurate then that number is going to be drastically reduced) and they have somewhere between 3 and 5 million interactions with the general public each year. With that many interactions, if there as institutional racism with in the force then wouldn't if follow that there would be far more cases like Brooks and Floyd appearing in the media.

There has always been a bias in the media with certain outlets being either on the left or right of the spectrum but it's become far more overt and toxic over the last few years and that is going a long way to fuelling the feelings of discontent that lead to the riots and protests we have seen once something occurs that has lit the blue touch paper. Even over here if you look at the news concerning the protests they tend to gloss over the fact that around 40 officers have been injured, some severely, during the BLM protests but seem to have no problem in going straight to right wing yobs causing damage and injuring people. I have no doubts that there have been right wing knuckle draggers doing just that but until there is an acceptance that this has happened on both sides and responsibility is taken I can't see this improving any.

Personally as far as the police themselves are concerned I think a large part of the problem is down to training and having a single large national academy that is regularly assessed and audited could go a long way towards fixing that issue.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2020, 11:26:05 AM
You say you're not defending the officers and then spend several paragraphs doing just that
 
I don't think he was shot because he was black, he was shot because the officer lost his rag. And that plus shooting him in the back and not seeking medical help while he was bleeding out makes it murder 1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2020, 12:23:16 PM
How am I defending those officers by questioning the overall narrative that seems to be prevalent stating that there is rampant institutional racism throughout the entire American police force having already said that that their judgement was clearly flawed. 2 officers does not an entire police force make.




Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2020, 12:34:43 PM
I believe US cops killed over 1300 people last year. I think the figure here was 3.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2020, 01:14:06 PM
And the number of trained armed response officers we have is a fraction of the total number of police officers in America, all of whom are armed. I'd also say our are trained to a higher standard and only deployed in specific circumstances. Also bear in mind like I said before 1300 shooting out of ok split the difference and say 4,000,000 interactions means that less than a third of 1% of interactions between US police and the public end in a fatal shooting. A number be further reduced by improvements and standardisation in procedures and training
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2020, 01:20:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 18, 2020, 12:34:43 PM
I believe US cops killed over 1300 people last year. I think the figure here was 3.
US Cops killed 3 people over here?  FFS they really need to be told
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2020, 02:52:59 PM
Something I've just realised about the whole thing, the murder charge is bullshit. The DA has charged the officer with Felony murder, but that is where the suspect has killed someone in the process of carrying out another crime it does not cover what happened here. Looking at what is going on elsewhere in the country with Raz the self proclaimed warlord of the 'Chop' shown on video handing out AR15's to people who you can tell have had no training and barely know which end of the rifle the bullets come out and the Puget Sound branch of the John Brown Gun Club providing 'security' (the group that Willem van Spronsen was a member of) I have a bad feeling about what may be coming.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2020, 03:26:01 PM
So musicals without singing when the theatres reopen....

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

Got it!  Thumbs:

https://youtu.be/bkzsoJf-UsA

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8439675/Government-wants-ban-SINGING-musicals-return-West-End-says-Lord-Lloyd-Webber.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2020, 03:32:00 PM
Why do I have an image of a battalion of Indian soldiers standing at the border all singing "Winnie The Pooh, Winnie The Pooh. Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff"  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8439181/Furious-Indians-use-censored-Winnie-Pooh-taunt-Xi-Jinping-border-brawl.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 19, 2020, 03:46:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2020, 03:32:00 PM
Why do I have an image of a battalion of Indian soldiers standing at the border all singing "Winnie The Pooh, Winnie The Pooh. Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff"  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8439181/Furious-Indians-use-censored-Winnie-Pooh-taunt-Xi-Jinping-border-brawl.html
lol: lol: lol:

Unfortunately for Xi once you have that image in your head it can't be unseen.  Xi the Pooh he is
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2020, 04:36:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 19, 2020, 03:46:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2020, 03:32:00 PM
Why do I have an image of a battalion of Indian soldiers standing at the border all singing "Winnie The Pooh, Winnie The Pooh. Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff"  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8439181/Furious-Indians-use-censored-Winnie-Pooh-taunt-Xi-Jinping-border-brawl.html
lol: lol: lol:

Unfortunately for Xi once you have that image in your head it can't be unseen.  Xi the Pooh he is

Xi Xi the Pooh you say..  rubschin:


Wonder what would happen if someone was to email the Indian High Commission suggesting that they do it and post the event on Youtube...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 19, 2020, 05:09:56 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2020, 10:40:35 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/15/new-zealand-government-deploys-nude-porn-actors-in-web-safety-ad

(https://groups.tapatalk-cdn.com/smilies/53546/1534804667.8198-smiley.gif)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2020, 12:24:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 20, 2020, 10:40:35 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/15/new-zealand-government-deploys-nude-porn-actors-in-web-safety-ad

(https://groups.tapatalk-cdn.com/smilies/53546/1534804667.8198-smiley.gif)

 lol: lol: lol: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2020, 06:01:32 PM
FFS A Master Sommelier is someone who has mastered their craft and earned the right to be called a master, it has fuck all to do with slave ownership. What's next, get rid of Journeyman because it's sexist??? Banghead

https://thehill.com/homenews/news/503694-international-sommelier-organization-to-limit-use-of-term-master-after-racism
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2020, 06:09:44 PM
It's been a while since I studied history but wasn't Grant the most successful Union general of the civil war beating or capturing multiple Confederate armies as well as striving the reunite North and South America while protecting the rights of African Americans during his term as President? What the hell was the point of pulling his statue down?  noooo:

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/503685-protesters-tear-down-statues-of-union-general-ulysses-s-grant-national
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2020, 07:58:54 PM
Hard to choose which of those two stories is the most  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Think I'll go with the Grant one
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2020, 09:14:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 20, 2020, 07:58:54 PM
Hard to choose which of those two stories is the most  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Think I'll go with the Grant one

They have also toppled statues of Washington and Thomas Jefferson.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2020, 05:19:16 PM
Raz, what the hell did you think was going to happen. You chased the police off and declared your own area protected by the maniacs in the Pugit Sound John Brown Gun Club and the clueless idiots you handed out firearms to. Why the hell did you think that EMS crews were going to risk themselves and go in there to treat anyone? Even before the shootings there have been reports of extortion, women being assaulted and no law whatsoever there, nobody in their right mind would go in there.

https://twitter.com/RazSimone/status/1274541843779252229
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2020, 08:31:03 AM
Fixing you say? I wonder if the context of that is that the fix is in?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8446529/Labour-ex-Cabinet-minister-Lord-Mandelson-bids-head-World-Trade-Organisation.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2020, 10:27:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2020, 08:31:03 AM
Fixing you say? I wonder if the context of that is that the fix is in?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8446529/Labour-ex-Cabinet-minister-Lord-Mandelson-bids-head-World-Trade-Organisation.html

Well if the only alternative is what they say is Boris's choice (Liam Fox) he'll be a show in then.  Fortunately there's lots of alternatives
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2020, 05:52:28 PM
Stop the world, I want to get off...  Banghead

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jun/22/calls-for-redesign-of-royal-honour-over-offensive-image
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2020, 06:00:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2020, 05:52:28 PM
Stop the world, I want to get off...  Banghead

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jun/22/calls-for-redesign-of-royal-honour-over-offensive-image

OFFS!  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2020, 06:36:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 23, 2020, 06:00:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2020, 05:52:28 PM
Stop the world, I want to get off...  Banghead

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jun/22/calls-for-redesign-of-royal-honour-over-offensive-image

OFFS!  Banghead

Not clicking......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2020, 08:07:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 23, 2020, 06:00:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2020, 05:52:28 PM
Stop the world, I want to get off...  Banghead

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jun/22/calls-for-redesign-of-royal-honour-over-offensive-image

OFFS!  Banghead
OFFFS!   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2020, 01:12:13 PM
Looks like the end of Twatistan, so much for Durkan's 'Summer of Love'  noooo:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/seattle-will-move-to-dismantle-chop-zone-after-shootings-mayor-says
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2020, 06:19:45 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I do love the way they surgical team had a photo taken while leaning on the poor buggers leg  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8454615/Leech-pulled-mans-bladder-Cambodia-swam-penis.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2020, 06:23:33 PM
You had ONE job...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8455895/Leeds-United-REMOVE-image-Osama-bin-Laden-Elland-Road-stand.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 24, 2020, 06:23:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2020, 06:19:45 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

I do love the way they surgical team had a photo taken while leaning on the poor buggers leg  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8454615/Leech-pulled-mans-bladder-Cambodia-swam-penis.html
eeek:   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2020, 06:39:47 PM
A great way to protest for BLM, pull down the statue of a famous abolitionist and then beat the shite out of a State Senator  noooo:

https://wkow.com/2020/06/23/protesters-pull-down-forward-statue-outside-state-capitol/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2020, 07:05:52 PM
For some reason the phrase 'care in the community' came to mind when I saw this...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11947049/black-lives-matter-protester-naked-white-house/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2020, 07:08:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2020, 06:39:47 PM
A great way to protest for BLM, pull down the statue of a famous abolitionist and then beat the shite out of a State Senator  noooo:

https://wkow.com/2020/06/23/protesters-pull-down-forward-statue-outside-state-capitol/
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2020, 07:13:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2020, 07:08:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2020, 06:39:47 PM
A great way to protest for BLM, pull down the statue of a famous abolitionist and then beat the shite out of a State Senator  noooo:

https://wkow.com/2020/06/23/protesters-pull-down-forward-statue-outside-state-capitol/
noooo:

I can see the fallout from these protests being severe when the large businesses decide that the city and state levels of government aren't going to protect them and decide to relocate elsewhere.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2020, 05:32:46 AM
What a pathetic tosser  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8461643/Sex-addict-sues-video-platform-Twitch-25million-scantily-clad-gamers.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2020, 12:21:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2020, 05:32:46 AM
What a pathetic tosser  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8461643/Sex-addict-sues-video-platform-Twitch-25million-scantily-clad-gamers.html

 lol: lol: lol:

That 'Pink Sparkles' is a bit distracting though
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2020, 07:08:51 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8465301/Recipes-reviewed-chefs-appropriating-dishes-ethnic-minorities-without-crediting-them.html

 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2020, 07:12:23 AM
Call it overkill but I'm pretty sure that glued or not driving a steamroller towards them would get these idiots moving..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8464677/Animal-rights-activists-block-traffic-gluing-road-outside-Londons-Canadian-Embassy.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2020, 07:13:50 AM
Am I a bad person for laughing at her?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8464733/Woman-says-husband-got-chlamydia-face-mask.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2020, 08:55:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2020, 07:08:51 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8465301/Recipes-reviewed-chefs-appropriating-dishes-ethnic-minorities-without-crediting-them.html

 Banghead
Oh FFS  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2020, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2020, 07:12:23 AM
Call it overkill but I'm pretty sure that glued or not driving a steamroller towards them would get these idiots moving..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8464677/Animal-rights-activists-block-traffic-gluing-road-outside-Londons-Canadian-Embassy.html
rubschin:  maybe something subtler like actually jail the bastards and sue them for the total inconvenience caused for once instead of this offend-> arrest->let go without charge repeat ad infinitum fiasco
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2020, 01:30:10 PM
https://www.nottinghampost.com/whats-on/whats-on-news/safety-warning-issued-after-giant-4263957 (https://www.nottinghampost.com/whats-on/whats-on-news/safety-warning-issued-after-giant-4263957)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2020, 05:59:49 PM
So on the one hand you vote to abolish the police force and on the other you demand private security at the taxpayer's expense because you have 'received threats'. While the head of the council previously stated that being able to call the police comes from a position of privilege I'd say that forcing others to pay for your own private security is a much more blatant example.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/504831-minneapolis-city-council-members-get-private-security-detail-after
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2020, 10:00:27 PM
Have you got any family in Germany Nick?

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/auto/news/man-accidentally-purchases-28-tesla-cars-for-1-4-million/articleshow/76685842.cms

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2020, 10:14:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2020, 10:00:27 PM
Have you got any family in Germany Nick?

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/auto/news/man-accidentally-purchases-28-tesla-cars-for-1-4-million/articleshow/76685842.cms

 rubschin:
;D   and  :thumbsup: to Tesla
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2020, 06:14:20 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2020, 03:46:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 01, 2020, 06:14:20 AM
evil:

Look on the bright side, you've just been outdone on the stupidly cocking up online ordering front  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 06:22:00 PM
Just when I think I've seen the worst of entitled fuckwittery someone always manages to disappoint me.  noooo:

An employee of Deloitte is sacked after posting a video stating she would stab anyone who said all lives matter but somehow blames her sacking on Trump? I'm guessing that the psychology part of your degree must be worth jack shit if you couldn't tell in advance how it would be received.  Banghead

Quote
Claira Janover, who graduated in May with a degree in government and psychology, posted a TikTok video this week where she said angrily: 'The next person who has the nerve to tell me All Lives Matter... Imma stab you.

'Imma stab you and while you're bleeding out, imma show you my paper cut and say, "my cut matters too."' She says it was a 'satirical analogy' that was taken at 'face value' when it shouldn't have been.

Welcome to the real world, anyone with even half a brain could have told you that the video would be at least a bad idea and a disciplinary issue and at worst considered gross misconduct for damaging the company's reputation, especially given the recent weeks of violence and escalation. How many people have been hospitalised? How many have been murdered? And you thought you could post something like that with no consequences?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8481777/Harvard-grad-shared-TikTok-video-against-Lives-Matter-fired-job.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on July 02, 2020, 06:39:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 06:22:00 PM
Just when I think I've seen the worst of entitled fuckwittery someone always manages to disappoint me.  noooo:

An employee of Deloitte is sacked after posting a video stating she would stab anyone who said all lives matter but somehow blames her sacking on Trump? I'm guessing that the psychology part of your degree must be worth jack shit if you couldn't tell in advance how it would be received.  Banghead

Quote
Claira Janover, who graduated in May with a degree in government and psychology, posted a TikTok video this week where she said angrily: 'The next person who has the nerve to tell me All Lives Matter... Imma stab you.

'Imma stab you and while you're bleeding out, imma show you my paper cut and say, "my cut matters too."' She says it was a 'satirical analogy' that was taken at 'face value' when it shouldn't have been.

Welcome to the real world, anyone with even half a brain could have told you that the video would be at least a bad idea and a disciplinary issue and at worst considered gross misconduct for damaging the company's reputation, especially given the recent weeks of violence and escalation. How many people have been hospitalised? How many have been murdered? And you thought you could post something like that with no consequences?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8481777/Harvard-grad-shared-TikTok-video-against-Lives-Matter-fired-job.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2020, 06:56:45 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 02, 2020, 06:39:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 06:22:00 PM
Just when I think I've seen the worst of entitled fuckwittery someone always manages to disappoint me.  noooo:

An employee of Deloitte is sacked after posting a video stating she would stab anyone who said all lives matter but somehow blames her sacking on Trump? I'm guessing that the psychology part of your degree must be worth jack shit if you couldn't tell in advance how it would be received.  Banghead

Quote
Claira Janover, who graduated in May with a degree in government and psychology, posted a TikTok video this week where she said angrily: 'The next person who has the nerve to tell me All Lives Matter... Imma stab you.

'Imma stab you and while you're bleeding out, imma show you my paper cut and say, "my cut matters too."' She says it was a 'satirical analogy' that was taken at 'face value' when it shouldn't have been.

Welcome to the real world, anyone with even half a brain could have told you that the video would be at least a bad idea and a disciplinary issue and at worst considered gross misconduct for damaging the company's reputation, especially given the recent weeks of violence and escalation. How many people have been hospitalised? How many have been murdered? And you thought you could post something like that with no consequences?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8481777/Harvard-grad-shared-TikTok-video-against-Lives-Matter-fired-job.html

 noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 09:55:20 PM
That's a little bit bigger than a terrapin...  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/07/02/15/30314724-8482635-Mike_Ganley_28_from_Massachusetts_U_S_had_been_out_fishing_with_-m-67_1593701526546.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8482635/Painful-moment-fisherman-discovers-kissing-22lb-snapping-turtle-BAD-idea.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2020, 10:11:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 09:55:20 PM
That's a little bit bigger than a terrapin...  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/07/02/15/30314724-8482635-Mike_Ganley_28_from_Massachusetts_U_S_had_been_out_fishing_with_-m-67_1593701526546.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8482635/Painful-moment-fisherman-discovers-kissing-22lb-snapping-turtle-BAD-idea.html
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 10:46:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 02, 2020, 10:11:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 09:55:20 PM
That's a little bit bigger than a terrapin...  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/07/02/15/30314724-8482635-Mike_Ganley_28_from_Massachusetts_U_S_had_been_out_fishing_with_-m-67_1593701526546.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8482635/Painful-moment-fisherman-discovers-kissing-22lb-snapping-turtle-BAD-idea.html
noooo:

I'm wondering what the reaction will be when Apey shows it to Misty...  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on July 02, 2020, 10:52:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 10:46:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 02, 2020, 10:11:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 09:55:20 PM
That's a little bit bigger than a terrapin...  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/07/02/15/30314724-8482635-Mike_Ganley_28_from_Massachusetts_U_S_had_been_out_fishing_with_-m-67_1593701526546.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8482635/Painful-moment-fisherman-discovers-kissing-22lb-snapping-turtle-BAD-idea.html
noooo:

I'm wondering what the reaction will be when Apey shows it to Misty...  scared2:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 11:02:30 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 02, 2020, 10:52:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 10:46:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 02, 2020, 10:11:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2020, 09:55:20 PM
That's a little bit bigger than a terrapin...  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/07/02/15/30314724-8482635-Mike_Ganley_28_from_Massachusetts_U_S_had_been_out_fishing_with_-m-67_1593701526546.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8482635/Painful-moment-fisherman-discovers-kissing-22lb-snapping-turtle-BAD-idea.html
noooo:

I'm wondering what the reaction will be when Apey shows it to Misty...  scared2:

 Thumbs:

Just be careful not to wind Misty up too much or you may find a terrapin waking you up clamped on somewhere sensitive...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2020, 07:55:00 AM
Blimey. He kept that quiet...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/renowned-mime-artist-marcel-marceau-22286631
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 03, 2020, 08:05:15 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2020, 07:55:00 AM
Blimey. He kept that quiet...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/renowned-mime-artist-marcel-marceau-22286631
drumroll:

and  :thumbsup:    Clips I've seen of the film look good
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2020, 08:18:01 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2020, 07:55:00 AM
Blimey. He kept that quiet...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/renowned-mime-artist-marcel-marceau-22286631

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 03, 2020, 10:32:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2020, 08:18:01 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2020, 07:55:00 AM
Blimey. He kept that quiet...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/renowned-mime-artist-marcel-marceau-22286631

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2020, 02:23:27 AM
Am I a bad person for not being able to find any sympathy for her?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8487471/British-ISIS-bride-Samia-Hussein-says-arm-one-breasts-blown-Syria.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2020, 08:55:33 AM
Depends if you believe her story.  Big word 'if'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2020, 08:48:54 PM
The dangers of home working #6471, having the bright idea to shower during a Zoom call...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8488957/Spanish-councillor-offers-resign-accidentally-filming-naked-online-meeting.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2020, 10:32:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2020, 08:48:54 PM
The dangers of home working #6471, having the bright idea to shower during a Zoom call...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8488957/Spanish-councillor-offers-resign-accidentally-filming-naked-online-meeting.html
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2020, 01:27:40 PM
Kanye West has announced he is running for President? Kardashian could become the First Lady? Ye Gods  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8490847/Kanye-West-announces-hes-running-president-Elon-Musk-says-rapper-vote.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2020, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2020, 01:27:40 PM
Kanye West has announced he is running for President? Kardashian could become the First Lady? Ye Gods  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8490847/Kanye-West-announces-hes-running-president-Elon-Musk-says-rapper-vote.html
doublefacepalm
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2020, 02:33:25 PM
Devon and Cornwall, where the locals are always friendly and welcoming...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8493693/Angry-locals-slam-holidaymakers-hordes-caravans-descend-Cornish-beauty-spots.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 06, 2020, 03:51:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2020, 02:33:25 PM
Devon and Cornwall, where the locals are always friendly and welcoming...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8493693/Angry-locals-slam-holidaymakers-hordes-caravans-descend-Cornish-beauty-spots.html
noooo:

Smugland's loss is your gain?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2020, 06:27:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 06, 2020, 03:51:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2020, 02:33:25 PM
Devon and Cornwall, where the locals are always friendly and welcoming...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8493693/Angry-locals-slam-holidaymakers-hordes-caravans-descend-Cornish-beauty-spots.html
noooo:

Smugland's loss is your gain?

God knows the tourism industry down here needs it.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2020, 09:09:18 PM
You mean like they handled Covid well...….  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8497891/WHO-says-carefully-monitoring-bubonic-plague-outbreak-China.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 07, 2020, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2020, 09:09:18 PM
You mean like they handled Covid well...….  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8497891/WHO-says-carefully-monitoring-bubonic-plague-outbreak-China.html
::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2020, 04:44:14 AM
Clowns could be finished in 2 weeks? Good news for Miss D...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8499781/Circuses-deliver-letter-Downing-Street-saying-two-weeks-end-road.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2020, 04:59:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2020, 04:44:14 AM
Clowns could be finished in 2 weeks? Good news for Miss D...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8499781/Circuses-deliver-letter-Downing-Street-saying-two-weeks-end-road.html

 lol: lol: lol: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Misty on July 08, 2020, 02:06:00 PM
Sharing stunning pictures of their beautiful daughter on social media, Bolt revealed in the caption that they have decided to name her Olympia Lightning Bolt.......

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2020, 02:07:46 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 08, 2020, 02:06:00 PM
Sharing stunning pictures of their beautiful daughter on social media, Bolt revealed in the caption that they have decided to name her Olympia Lightning Bolt.......

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2020, 08:16:25 PM
More details of Kanye's crack at the presidency have been revealed in an interview with Forbes.  While I was originally impressed with him having Elon Musk as one of his advisors it's been more than cancelled out by the fact his other one is Kim Kardashian and he thinks that vaccines are the mark of the beast.  noooo:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/randalllane/2020/07/08/kanye-west-says-hes-done-with-trump-opens-up-about-white-house-bid-damaging-biden-and-everything-in-between/#2aa41cc747aa
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2020, 09:56:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2020, 08:16:25 PM
More details of Kanye's crack at the presidency have been revealed in an interview with Forbes.  While I was originally impressed with him having Elon Musk as one of his advisors it's been more than cancelled out by the fact his other one is Kim Kardashian and he thinks that vaccines are the mark of the beast.  noooo:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/randalllane/2020/07/08/kanye-west-says-hes-done-with-trump-opens-up-about-white-house-bid-damaging-biden-and-everything-in-between/#2aa41cc747aa

Methinks the whole thing is a ruse to help Trump by siphoning off some of the black vote from away from Biden.  Kanye West is very pro Trump and sometimes third party candidates tilt the balance.  Bill Clinton would never have become president but for Ross Perot splitting the Republican vote

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2020, 10:24:47 PM
I'm not so sure, he said he would run as an independent if Trump hadn't stood down and as a Republican candidate if he had. Given some of the bizarre things he has said in the past he may (at least in his own mind) think he could be a viable contender and I can't really see Elon (you only live once) or Kim (the lights are on, the door is open but Mrs Brain has long since departed) telling him otherwise.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2020, 08:51:57 PM
So the US Supreme court has just given native Americans jurisdiction over the Eastern half of Oklahoma. I can't see there being any fallout from this.............no not at all.  noooo:

I did notice that USA Today has quietly changed the headline to something a little less inflammatory but if you go on to their website and search for the original headline (Supreme court allows native Americans jurisdiction over half of Oklahoma) it sends you to the altered article.
 
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/07/09/supreme-court-allows-native-american-jurisdiction-half-oklahoma/3208778001/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2020, 09:25:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2020, 08:51:57 PM
So the US Supreme court has just given native Americans jurisdiction over the Eastern half of Oklahoma. I can't see there being any fallout from this.............no not at all.  noooo:

I did notice that USA Today has quietly changed the headline to something a little less inflammatory but if you go on to their website and search for the original headline (Supreme court allows native Americans jurisdiction over half of Oklahoma) it sends you to the altered article.
 
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/07/09/supreme-court-allows-native-american-jurisdiction-half-oklahoma/3208778001/
Well it's Trump's own supreme court so I figure they have actually made the correct in law decision and it does sound like the Indian nations will actually sort something so that existing convictions hold
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2020, 09:56:28 PM
I can see imminent problems with taxation though, losing that much revenue means that Oklahoma's budget has just been decimated. Not to mention that millions of people have just found they are now no longer under State jurisdiction without any input or choice on their part.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2020, 10:14:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2020, 09:56:28 PM
I can see imminent problems with taxation though, losing that much revenue means that Oklahoma's budget has just been decimated. Not to mention that millions of people have just found they are now no longer under State jurisdiction without any input or choice on their part.
Oh yes someone fucked up big time but if it's their land it's their land
 
Ever been to Oklahoma?  I have once and got myself more than 24 hours from Tulsa as soon as I can.  It's not the nicest of states, makes Texas look like a left wing liberals paradise
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2020, 05:33:33 PM
Well here is a thought if you think singing Rule Britannia and Land of Hope and Glory should be banned from the last night of the Proms because they are overly jingoistic and insensitive to the BLM movement, don't bloody well go. There are plenty of other people who would happily take your seat instead and enjoy the night and guess what? We aren't racist you arrogant arsehole.  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8509685/Calls-Rule-Britannia-banned-Night-Proms.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2020, 03:42:53 PM
Too many jokes...  shutup:

https://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2020/07/pornhub-hand-sanitiser/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+uk%2Fgizmodo+%28Gizmodo+UK%29
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 11, 2020, 04:36:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2020, 03:42:53 PM
Too many jokes...  shutup:

https://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2020/07/pornhub-hand-sanitiser/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+uk%2Fgizmodo+%28Gizmodo+UK%29
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2020, 08:37:46 AM
Are peers that far removed from normal society that the can't see a provision like this would be the final straw for countless pubs across the country. Hell given how many pubs have had to improvise to allow drinking outside I'd say that there is more of a risk from breathing in exhaust fumes than second hand smoke.  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8516065/Peers-urge-ministers-BAN-smoking-outside-pubs-restaurants-cafes-health-fears.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2020, 08:53:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2020, 08:37:46 AM
Are peers that far removed from normal society that the can't see a provision like this would be the final straw for countless pubs across the country. Hell given how many pubs have had to improvise to allow drinking outside I'd say that there is more of a risk from breathing in exhaust fumes than second hand smoke.  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8516065/Peers-urge-ministers-BAN-smoking-outside-pubs-restaurants-cafes-health-fears.html
Bonkers isn't it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2020, 06:57:17 AM
Nikolai...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8516905/Runaway-car-speeds-hill-misses-picnickers-inches.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2020, 07:14:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2020, 06:57:17 AM
Nikolai...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8516905/Runaway-car-speeds-hill-misses-picnickers-inches.html
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2020, 06:28:22 AM
It could be driftwood but if you take a closer look at this photo

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/07/14/17/30758274-8522097-image-m-60_1594743367920.jpg)

you can see what looks like the tip of a tail fin a little way behind it...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8522097/Is-SHARK-Thames-Stunned-bystanders-capture-photos-giant-fin.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2020, 08:29:13 AM
Like mother like daughter  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8521991/Moment-teenage-girl-freed-firefighters-getting-stuck-BABY-SWING.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2020, 10:36:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2020, 06:28:22 AM
It could be driftwood but if you take a closer look at this photo

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/07/14/17/30758274-8522097-image-m-60_1594743367920.jpg)

you can see what looks like the tip of a tail fin a little way behind it...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8522097/Is-SHARK-Thames-Stunned-bystanders-capture-photos-giant-fin.html

Nessie?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2020, 03:59:30 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

(https://zh-prod-1cc738ca-7d3b-4a72-b792-20bd8d8fa069.storage.googleapis.com/s3fs-public/styles/inline_image_desktop/public/inline-images/A%20BIG%20PACKAGE_0.png?itok=VkP6dTt3)

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/pornhub-offers-free-advertising-small-businesses-crushed-pandemic?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+zerohedge%2Ffeed+%28zero+hedge+-+on+a+long+enough+timeline%2C+the+survival+rate+for+everyone+drops+to+zero%29
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2020, 04:50:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2020, 03:59:30 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

(https://zh-prod-1cc738ca-7d3b-4a72-b792-20bd8d8fa069.storage.googleapis.com/s3fs-public/styles/inline_image_desktop/public/inline-images/A%20BIG%20PACKAGE_0.png?itok=VkP6dTt3)

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/pornhub-offers-free-advertising-small-businesses-crushed-pandemic?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+zerohedge%2Ffeed+%28zero+hedge+-+on+a+long+enough+timeline%2C+the+survival+rate+for+everyone+drops+to+zero%29

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2020, 12:28:46 AM
I know that this is a lawsuit so we don't have all the information but what the fuck? A 16 year old in custody prescribed enforced daily doses of Estrogen because they have been diagnosed with ODD? It's never been a treatment for that condition and if anything can potentially make the it worse not to mention the role that hormones have on mood. This is sounding more like an unethical experiment than anything else. 

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-07-15/teenage-boy-was-given-estrogen-developed-breast-tissue-while-in-l-a-county-juvenile-hall-lawsuit-alleges
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2020, 09:14:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2020, 12:28:46 AM
I know that this is a lawsuit so we don't have all the information but what the fuck? A 16 year old in custody prescribed enforced daily doses of Estrogen because they have been diagnosed with ODD? It's never been a treatment for that condition and if anything can potentially make the it worse not to mention the role that hormones have on mood. This is sounding more like an unethical experiment than anything else. 

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-07-15/teenage-boy-was-given-estrogen-developed-breast-tissue-while-in-l-a-county-juvenile-hall-lawsuit-alleges
noooo: just way beyond bonkersly stupid
 
I wasn't aware of the term ODD before, surely RLS (Right Little Shit) is the more correct term
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2020, 06:48:09 AM
Man arrested for stealing power from neighbouring house (https://in-cyprus.philenews.com/man-arrested-for-stealing-power-from-neighbouring-house/)

Apey?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2020, 04:53:07 PM
We've all lost things from time to time.......house keys, money down the back of the sofa, marbles (both BM and Nick) but you would think that tens of thousands of rounds of ammunition going missing would have been noticed at the time...  Banghead

Quote
An earlier report from newspaper Die Welt on Friday had said at least 60,000 rounds of Bundeswehr ammunition had gone missing since 2010, according to a confidential reply to a government information request filed by several parties in Germany's parliament, the Bundestag.

Only around 36,000 of over 96,000 missing cartridges of varying caliber have been located, the government reportedly said. -DW.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/germanys-armed-forces-missing-tens-thousands-ammunition
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2020, 04:56:20 PM
Is it time for my "Don't mention the war" joke, or is that wacist? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2020, 08:34:50 PM
Another ammo fuck up, this time an armed response officer left ammo and other items on the roof of his car before driving off...  facepalm:

For some reason I now have an image of a dozy police officer at a call out shouting BANG  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8549983/Police-ammunition-lying-major-London-road-falling-roof-armed-response-car.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2020, 09:02:29 PM
40% more likely to end up in hospital with Corona if you are bald?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8548041/Bald-men-40-likely-end-hospital-coronavirus-study-claims.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2020, 09:50:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2020, 08:34:50 PM
Another ammo fuck up, this time an armed response officer left ammo and other items on the roof of his car before driving off...  facepalm:

For some reason I now have an image of a dozy police officer at a call out shouting BANG  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8549983/Police-ammunition-lying-major-London-road-falling-roof-armed-response-car.html
I have an image of same dozy officer being told:  you're fired
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2020, 09:14:42 AM
You absolute fucking coward! To restrain and kneel on a toddlers neck to make a BLM comment? Let's see you and whoever it was restraining that poor kid's arms try doing that to someone capable of defending themselves. No? Of course not, because that would end up with you deservedly getting the shite beaten out of you.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/police-investigate-disturbing-photo-man-22398672
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2020, 10:03:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2020, 09:14:42 AM
You absolute fucking coward! To restrain and kneel on a toddlers neck to make a BLM comment? Let's see you and whoever it was restraining that poor kid's arms try doing that to someone capable of defending themselves. No? Of course not, because that would end up with you deservedly getting the shite beaten out of you.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/police-investigate-disturbing-photo-man-22398672
Jeez   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2020, 02:42:59 PM
Even more absolute fucking cowards. Firing into a play area full of kids, hitting a 3 year old. Bet you feel like big bad gangsters now you pathetic fucking animals (oh and in case any guests browsing take one look at that comment and decide I'm racist I don't care about skin colour. Black, white, asian, whatever colour you are, only an animal would deliberately shoot a child). And it's just the latest in a number of children being shot, the youngest was just 20 MONTHS old.

Quote
This past weekend a 20-month-old boy was killed, a 10-year-old girl was fatally shot, and an 8-year-old suffered a graze wound to the head. A week earlier, five children were shot and killed in Chicago, including a 3-year-old boy.

Lightfoot I don't give a shite about your political leanings, support of BLM or dislike of Trump. Either do your fucking job and get a handle on the violence or admit you are incapable and ask for federal assistance to protect the citizens you are responsible for.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-3-year-old-shot-chicago-violence-20200701-a3b5xr4ov5genfzbcifcz73pwq-story.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2020, 03:54:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2020, 02:42:59 PM
Even more absolute fucking cowards. Firing into a play area full of kids, hitting a 3 year old. Bet you feel like big bad gangsters now you pathetic fucking animals (oh and in case any guests browsing take one look at that comment and decide I'm racist I don't care about skin colour. Black, white, asian, whatever colour you are, only an animal would deliberately shoot a child). And it's just the latest in a number of children being shot, the youngest was just 20 MONTHS old.

Quote
This past weekend a 20-month-old boy was killed, a 10-year-old girl was fatally shot, and an 8-year-old suffered a graze wound to the head. A week earlier, five children were shot and killed in Chicago, including a 3-year-old boy.

Lightfoot I don't give a shite about your political leanings, support of BLM or dislike of Trump. Either do your fucking job and get a handle on the violence or admit you are incapable and ask for federal assistance to protect the citizens you are responsible for.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-3-year-old-shot-chicago-violence-20200701-a3b5xr4ov5genfzbcifcz73pwq-story.html

You have a country full of nuts, that loves putting people under pressure, is going through a massive mismanaged pandemic, has widespread poverty, is full of drugs and worse full of guns with a president determined to block any attempt to limit them and you expect one man on a limited budget in one of the worst affected cities to stop these idiot shootings?  Just not possible
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2020, 04:44:55 PM
The problems in Chicago have existed for far longer than the Corona crisis. The level of violence there has been high for so long it's known as Chiraq. Back in 2015 after over 18 times where at least 4 people were shot in a single incident the city was named America's mass shooting capital. There were 769 murders in 2016, August alone that year recorded 92 murders making it the most violent month in over 20 years. There were 653 murders in 2017 with the number falling further with 561 in 2018 and 492 in 2019. Now the level of violence is back up to extreme levels again with the most murders in a single day since 1991, 18 murders were committed on May 31st and over 85 shootings over that entire weekend. 

There are somewhere in the region of 70 gangs not including the various factions within them while it was shut down by her predecessor Lightfoot didn't reestablish the anti gang unit, she's done nothing to try and change the light touch sentencing for illegal firearm possession and as for the recent riots then I'd say her performance speaks for itself as the Federal Government only has limited jurisdiction. Can she fix the whole problem on her own? Of course not but giving the police greater leeway in dealing with the gangs and fighting to change the weak sentencing procedures with regards to illegal firearms are things that she could have done that would have made a difference so why hasn't she? But if you want an objective assessment of her performance then here is an interview from last month with John Catanzara, the President of the Fraternal Order of the Police.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/city-hall/2020/6/3/21279288/protests-riots-looting-chicago-police-response-mayor-lightfoot-fop-catanzara
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2020, 05:12:54 PM
John Catanzara is part of the problem, a classic case of why you should never have unions in police forces.  He's broken the rules numerous times using his position to promote at best sus political views and to threaten those that challenge him but effectively they can't sack him because of his union power
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2020, 07:49:02 AM
Catanzera may be a part of the problem but in this case he is correct, Lightfoot is a much larger threat. Either deliberately due to putting her political beliefs in front of her duty as mayor or due to gross incompetence she completely mismanaged the entire BLM riot and then during a meeting told an Alderman that he was "100% full of shit" for voicing a very valid concern over the violence spreading into the residential areas having seen his district devastated by the riots and looting and demanding a response from her when she tried to ignore him. The actual recording of that conversation is here

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2020/06/08/mayor-lori-lightfoot-and-ald-raymond-lopez-have-foul-mouthed-argument-over-looting-youre-100-full-of-s-mayor-says/

Let's also not forget that she was the mayor who was arrogant enough to think she was more important than the peons and had her hairdresser come to her home to style her hair while the city was under lockdown. Anyone else in Chicago who tried that would have been arrested. I'd love to say that she was just a fluke but she is the latest in a long line of Chicago mayors mired in corruption and ineptitude and the city deserves a hell of a lot better.

 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2020, 09:59:21 AM
Well that hair cut was politically dumb by Lightfoot but apparently not against their rules so hardly Cummingsesque

I know little about Lightfoot but I do know Chicago and jeez she has no easy task.  Huge debts, endemic corruption in the police force, some stunningly poor areas but also a lot of money making businesses and a brilliant lake front area and parks.  Been there twice, thought I'd hate it but even with the 24/7 police sirens I loved it
 
And seeing as how she's only been mayor for a year surely it's too early to judge her
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2020, 08:19:26 PM
A resolution has been put forward to ban organisations that have historically supported the Confederacy or slavery in the America which may have a rather interesting effect on America politics considering the history of the Democrat party (Jim Crow, support of the Klan, certain policies by Woodrow Wilson and blocking civil rights efforts in the 60's) it will be interesting to see if any of them try to defend the party given current events. 

Quote from: Rep. Louie Gohmert
A great portion of the history of the Democratic Party is filled with racism and hatred. Since people are demanding we rid ourselves of the entities, symbols, and reminders of the repugnant aspects of our past, then the time has come for Democrats to acknowledge their party’s loathsome and bigoted past, and consider changing their party name to something that isn’t so blatantly and offensively tied to slavery, Jim Crow, discrimination, and the Ku Klux Klan

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/508759-gops-gohmert-introduces-resolution-that-would-ban-the-democratic-party
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2020, 09:13:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2020, 08:19:26 PM
A resolution has been put forward to ban organisations that have historically supported the Confederacy or slavery in the America which may have a rather interesting effect on America politics considering the history of the Democrat party (Jim Crow, support of the Klan, certain policies by Woodrow Wilson and blocking civil rights efforts in the 60's) it will be interesting to see if any of them try to defend the party given current events. 

Quote from: Rep. Louie Gohmert
A great portion of the history of the Democratic Party is filled with racism and hatred. Since people are demanding we rid ourselves of the entities, symbols, and reminders of the repugnant aspects of our past, then the time has come for Democrats to acknowledge their party’s loathsome and bigoted past, and consider changing their party name to something that isn’t so blatantly and offensively tied to slavery, Jim Crow, discrimination, and the Ku Klux Klan

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/508759-gops-gohmert-introduces-resolution-that-would-ban-the-democratic-party
Clever

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2020, 09:50:08 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 25, 2020, 09:13:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2020, 08:19:26 PM
A resolution has been put forward to ban organisations that have historically supported the Confederacy or slavery in the America which may have a rather interesting effect on America politics considering the history of the Democrat party (Jim Crow, support of the Klan, certain policies by Woodrow Wilson and blocking civil rights efforts in the 60's) it will be interesting to see if any of them try to defend the party given current events. 

Quote from: Rep. Louie Gohmert
A great portion of the history of the Democratic Party is filled with racism and hatred. Since people are demanding we rid ourselves of the entities, symbols, and reminders of the repugnant aspects of our past, then the time has come for Democrats to acknowledge their party’s loathsome and bigoted past, and consider changing their party name to something that isn’t so blatantly and offensively tied to slavery, Jim Crow, discrimination, and the Ku Klux Klan

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/508759-gops-gohmert-introduces-resolution-that-would-ban-the-democratic-party
Clever

Especially as California is currently trying to repeal Prop. 209 which prevents the state from discriminating for or against people based on their race, sex, color, ethnicity, or national origin under the guise of 'allowing positive action'.

https://ballotpedia.org/California_Proposition_16,_Repeal_Proposition_209_Affirmative_Action_Amendment_(2020)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2020, 10:26:47 AM
Also they'll be many still alive that will know it was the (southern) Democrats on the Hill that tried to kill Kennedy/Johnson's civil rights act
 
But it's really an abuse of the legislative process wasting House time on a measure that has no chance
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2020, 10:36:14 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 26, 2020, 10:26:47 AM
Also they'll be many still alive that will know it was the (southern) Democrats on the Hill that tried to kill Kennedy/Johnson's civil rights act
 
But it's really an abuse of the legislative process wasting House time on a measure that has no chance

And either way the Democrats lose. It it does succeed then it's the end of their party but if it fails in democrat majority congress then the reputational damage to the party will be significant given their repeated statements that the current administration is racist and the current rabid drive to remove so called problematic statues etc. All this resolution has done is turn their own methods against them.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2020, 09:47:18 PM
Monkeys with chainsaws?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/26/baboons-armed-knives-chainsaw-spotted-knowsley-safari-park-13038954/ (https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/26/baboons-armed-knives-chainsaw-spotted-knowsley-safari-park-13038954/)

Like BM DIY?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2020, 10:51:57 PM
Apey has an pet...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8567299/Moment-hungry-squirrel-steals-two-big-slices-pizza-familys-takeout-order.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 28, 2020, 11:42:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2020, 09:47:18 PM
Monkeys with chainsaws?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/26/baboons-armed-knives-chainsaw-spotted-knowsley-safari-park-13038954/ (https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/26/baboons-armed-knives-chainsaw-spotted-knowsley-safari-park-13038954/)

Like BM DIY?
scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2020, 08:40:43 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 28, 2020, 11:42:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2020, 09:47:18 PM
Monkeys with chainsaws?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/26/baboons-armed-knives-chainsaw-spotted-knowsley-safari-park-13038954/ (https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/26/baboons-armed-knives-chainsaw-spotted-knowsley-safari-park-13038954/)

Like BM DIY?
scared2:

The monkeys probably make less of a mess  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2020, 03:32:57 PM
Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Me! I'd probably get sacked after my first time briefing the press but I guarantee you would remember it  eveilgrin:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1315908/Boris-Johnson-No-10-spokesman-job-press-conference-Nigel-farage-Brexit-party
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2020, 07:34:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2020, 03:32:57 PM
Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Me! I'd probably get sacked after my first time briefing the press but I guarantee you would remember it  eveilgrin:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1315908/Boris-Johnson-No-10-spokesman-job-press-conference-Nigel-farage-Brexit-party
Farage has this right

Boris should take this pseudo presidential kick Cummings reportedly has put him on and shove it up his arse.  It's bad enough he cost us £50k to get him out of that awkward Heathrow vote, he wants to spend £100k+ on this, he should fund it himself

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2020, 09:39:19 PM
Just how bleedin' dumb do you have to be to mistake the Norwegian flag for the Confederate one??  facepalm:

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/not-onion-michigan-inn-forced-remove-norwegian-flag-because-it-resembles-confederate
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2020, 09:44:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2020, 09:39:19 PM
Just how bleedin' dumb do you have to be to mistake the Norwegian flag for the Confederate one??  facepalm:

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/not-onion-michigan-inn-forced-remove-norwegian-flag-because-it-resembles-confederate

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2020, 03:30:38 PM
Eight years, eight fucking years before two of these grinning bastards could be back on the streets and ten for the ringleader. Is that all that officer's life was worth? He was dragged behind their car going at sixty before hitting an oncoming vehicle while trying to stop three unrepentant criminals trying to steal a quad bike. There should be an automatic life sentence with a minimum of twenty years for anyone found guilty of killing a police officer while committing a crime. cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8579865/Hero-PC-Andrew-Harpers-family-arrive-court-killers-sentencing.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2020, 04:50:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2020, 03:30:38 PM
Eight years, eight fucking years before two of these grinning bastards could be back on the streets and ten for the ringleader. Is that all that officer's life was worth? He was dragged behind their car going at sixty before hitting an oncoming vehicle while trying to stop three unrepentant criminals trying to steal a quad bike. There should be an automatic life sentence with a minimum of twenty years for anyone found guilty of killing a police officer while committing a crime. cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8579865/Hero-PC-Andrew-Harpers-family-arrive-court-killers-sentencing.html

Ah, but they are from a protected group... ::)

Wasn't there some talk of Jury Nobbling...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2020, 05:55:13 PM
https://nypost.com/2020/08/01/trump-loving-grandma-outs-her-own-grandson-as-portland-bomber/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2020, 09:29:20 PM
So a protection racket with extras then, because black lives matter eh?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8587881/Cuban-business-owner-Louisville-decries-BLMs-mafia-tactics.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2020, 04:40:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2020, 09:29:20 PM
So a protection racket with extras then, because black lives matter eh?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8587881/Cuban-business-owner-Louisville-decries-BLMs-mafia-tactics.html

Yep...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2020, 05:23:32 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8592549/Massive-explosion-rocks-Beirut-destroying-buildings.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2020, 05:43:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2020, 05:23:32 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8592549/Massive-explosion-rocks-Beirut-destroying-buildings.html

Felt it here ... eeek:  talk of all local FB ....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2020, 06:04:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 04, 2020, 05:43:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2020, 05:23:32 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8592549/Massive-explosion-rocks-Beirut-destroying-buildings.html

Felt it here ... eeek:  talk of all local FB ....


https://www.facebook.com/milla.mollan/videos/10157659338578282/?t=1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2020, 07:21:19 PM
 Shocked:  matches the explosives warehouse description
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2020, 09:43:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 04, 2020, 07:21:19 PM
Shocked:  matches the explosives warehouse description

Matches......... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2020, 04:31:55 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 04, 2020, 09:43:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 04, 2020, 07:21:19 PM
Shocked:  matches the explosives warehouse description

Matches......... whistle:

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 05, 2020, 07:11:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 05, 2020, 04:31:55 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 04, 2020, 09:43:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 04, 2020, 07:21:19 PM
Shocked:  matches the explosives warehouse description

Matches......... whistle:

 lol:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2020, 10:42:44 PM
You really think the 1% are going to return just because you offered to buy them a drink? Idiot. If you hadn't done such a piss poor job of running things during Covid and the riots then they wouldn't have left in the first place.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8595717/Cuomo-begs-wealthy-New-Yorkers-come-save-city-Ill-buy-drink.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2020, 01:33:53 AM
And that is why you don't touch museum exhibits...  facepalm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUxZEmLgUkM

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/italy-statue-posing-tourist-snap-toes-a4516886.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2020, 04:41:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2020, 01:33:53 AM
And that is why you don't touch museum exhibits...  facepalm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUxZEmLgUkM

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/italy-statue-posing-tourist-snap-toes-a4516886.html

doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2020, 09:46:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2020, 04:41:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2020, 01:33:53 AM
And that is why you don't touch museum exhibits...  facepalm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUxZEmLgUkM

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/italy-statue-posing-tourist-snap-toes-a4516886.html

doh:
noooo: noooo: hopefully they'll break off one of his toes - pour encourager les autres
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2020, 09:48:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2020, 10:42:44 PM
You really think the 1% are going to return just because you offered to buy them a drink? Idiot. If you hadn't done such a piss poor job of running things during Covid and the riots then they wouldn't have left in the first place.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8595717/Cuomo-begs-wealthy-New-Yorkers-come-save-city-Ill-buy-drink.html
Yes of course that must be true Meister 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2020, 12:06:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 06, 2020, 09:48:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2020, 10:42:44 PM
You really think the 1% are going to return just because you offered to buy them a drink? Idiot. If you hadn't done such a piss poor job of running things during Covid and the riots then they wouldn't have left in the first place.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8595717/Cuomo-begs-wealthy-New-Yorkers-come-save-city-Ill-buy-drink.html
Yes of course that must be true Meister

Then perhaps you can explain why New York's Covid numbers are massively out of proportion compared to the rest of the country despite the emergency hospital and hospital ship being sent that weren't used. If Cuomo had, I don't know, used them for Covid patients instead of nursing homes full of vulnerable elderly people then there would have been a significant drop in the number of deaths.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2020, 01:32:19 PM
Well I'd reply in detail but seems I'm not allowed to
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2020, 09:08:30 PM
You hypocritical bastard, denying water and power to homes and revoking certificates of occupancy for 'hosting parties or gatherings' to prevent covid. You had no problem in allowing large scale BLM protests and even joined them without wearing a mask despite admitting that they contributed to the coronavirus spike. Back in 2014 the United Nations accused Detroit of human rights offences for shutting off water to people that had problems paying their bills so congratulations Garcetti, by signing this order you are guilty of human rights abuses although given that this is the state that has put forward a proposal to remove anti discrimination laws I'm not surprised.

(https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/e01d3fc/2147483647/strip/true/crop/6000x4000+0+0/resize/840x560!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F70%2Ffa%2Feaefd6b64decb92b0c17f3c063ec%2Fla-photos-1staff-550755-me-ministers-march-kkn-10896.JPG)

Hell I'm not even American and I can tell that this is a gross breach of the first amendment of the constitution.

Quote
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances

You can argue that these are extreme circumstances but to deny access to basic requirements such as water and shelter is just barbaric.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/los-angeles-shut-off-water-power-houses-hosting-large-parties-gatherings/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2020, 09:50:20 PM
Nah - see "imminent lawless action" ruling by the Supreme Court
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2020, 03:29:17 PM
It would be too easy to make a Nick or BM comment so I'll leave that to Apey  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8603519/Dopey-decorator-realises-hes-painted-WRONG-HOUSE-EIGHTH-time-three-years.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2020, 01:47:08 AM
An antisemitic paramilitary group wearing black, why does that sound familiar? I don't think this can end well.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8607797/Activist-feted-Vogue-heart-paramilitary-style-black-power-protest-group.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 09, 2020, 10:30:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2020, 01:47:08 AM
An antisemitic paramilitary group wearing black, why does that sound familiar? I don't think this can end well.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8607797/Activist-feted-Vogue-heart-paramilitary-style-black-power-protest-group.html
A munter with attitude  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2020, 08:12:28 AM
I wonder what he would have done if she said no..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8617665/Professional-stuntman-asks-girlfriend-marry-whilst-fire.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2020, 09:19:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2020, 08:12:28 AM
I wonder what he would have done if she said no..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8617665/Professional-stuntman-asks-girlfriend-marry-whilst-fire.html
She should have

What a stupid attention seeking narcissist.  The moment is supposed to be about her
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2020, 05:47:30 PM
Well done to the surgeons for their work but I can't help but wonder just how bloody stupid you have to be to try and light a cigarette from a gas hob when you have long hair.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8623669/Mother-two-left-degree-burns-accidentally-set-face-fire.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 13, 2020, 10:25:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2020, 05:47:30 PM
Well done to the surgeons for their work but I can't help but wonder just how bloody stupid you have to be to try and light a cigarette from a gas hob when you have long hair.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8623669/Mother-two-left-degree-burns-accidentally-set-face-fire.html
noooo:

And she's already bred  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2020, 10:52:34 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 13, 2020, 10:25:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2020, 05:47:30 PM
Well done to the surgeons for their work but I can't help but wonder just how bloody stupid you have to be to try and light a cigarette from a gas hob when you have long hair.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8623669/Mother-two-left-degree-burns-accidentally-set-face-fire.html
noooo:

And she's already bred  Banghead

He'll be toast soon ..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2020, 11:37:10 AM
He?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2020, 12:30:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 14, 2020, 10:52:34 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 13, 2020, 10:25:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2020, 05:47:30 PM
Well done to the surgeons for their work but I can't help but wonder just how bloody stupid you have to be to try and light a cigarette from a gas hob when you have long hair.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8623669/Mother-two-left-degree-burns-accidentally-set-face-fire.html
noooo:

And she's already bred  Banghead

He'll be toast soon ..

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 15, 2020, 01:01:22 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2020/08/14/farmer-dumps-400-tyres-front-door-alleged-fly-tipper-13128656/?ito=cbshare&fbclid=IwAR3vhb8XniImIESDJ1YRAooBFfi8-C_OFySyGolgNDAPTVKNqAkNieaXG9s

Perfick  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2020, 01:28:29 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 15, 2020, 01:01:22 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2020/08/14/farmer-dumps-400-tyres-front-door-alleged-fly-tipper-13128656/?ito=cbshare&fbclid=IwAR3vhb8XniImIESDJ1YRAooBFfi8-C_OFySyGolgNDAPTVKNqAkNieaXG9s

Perfick  cloud9:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2020, 04:38:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2020, 01:28:29 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 15, 2020, 01:01:22 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2020/08/14/farmer-dumps-400-tyres-front-door-alleged-fly-tipper-13128656/?ito=cbshare&fbclid=IwAR3vhb8XniImIESDJ1YRAooBFfi8-C_OFySyGolgNDAPTVKNqAkNieaXG9s

Perfick  cloud9:

happy001
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2020, 05:21:17 PM
Hold on, let be get this straight. You want to have a wealth tax that will apply to people who leave/have left California for up to 10 years which they will have to pay on top of the taxes for where they have moved to? Well if this does go through I can predict either a massive class action lawsuit or an avalanche of individual ones.  noooo:

https://www.foxbusiness.com/fbntv/neil-cavuto-california-rob-bonta-wealth-tax
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 17, 2020, 05:41:51 PM
Is it just me that thinks this thread has lost its way? 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 17, 2020, 06:17:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 17, 2020, 05:41:51 PM
Is it just me that thinks this thread has lost its way?

No
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2020, 07:52:36 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2020, 08:30:03 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 17, 2020, 06:17:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 17, 2020, 05:41:51 PM
Is it just me that thinks this thread has lost its way?

No

Have we got a sat=nav thread....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2020, 07:33:39 AM
Forgotten your facemask? Worry not the solution is here...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/08/17/23/32061550-8636687-image-a-25_1597701797069.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8636687/YouTuber-aims-mask-holes-gun-fires-surgical-mask-face.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490

eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2020, 08:15:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2020, 07:33:39 AM
Forgotten your facemask? Worry not the solution is here...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/08/17/23/32061550-8636687-image-a-25_1597701797069.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8636687/YouTuber-aims-mask-holes-gun-fires-surgical-mask-face.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490

eeek:

TL:DW  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2020, 08:59:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2020, 07:33:39 AM
Forgotten your facemask? Worry not the solution is here...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/08/17/23/32061550-8636687-image-a-25_1597701797069.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8636687/YouTuber-aims-mask-holes-gun-fires-surgical-mask-face.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490

eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2020, 09:52:10 AM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2020, 12:19:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 18, 2020, 09:52:10 AM
eveilgrin:
A method of launching forks back over that fence perchance?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2020, 02:31:04 PM
 rubschin:  It is buckets today  evil:

I am enraged by twats in shops who refuse to wear masks. It has become automatic.  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2020, 03:35:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 18, 2020, 02:31:04 PM
rubschin:  It is buckets today  evil:

I am enraged by twats in shops who refuse to wear masks. It has become automatic.  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
But do they post in the wrong thread?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 18, 2020, 07:49:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 18, 2020, 03:35:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 18, 2020, 02:31:04 PM
rubschin:  It is buckets today  evil:

I am enraged by twats in shops who refuse to wear masks. It has become automatic.  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
But do they post in the wrong thread?

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2020, 08:01:09 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 18, 2020, 07:49:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 18, 2020, 03:35:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 18, 2020, 02:31:04 PM
rubschin:  It is buckets today  evil:

I am enraged by twats in shops who refuse to wear masks. It has become automatic.  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
But do they post in the wrong thread?

 lol:

Nick's infamous sense of direction strikes again  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2020, 02:17:33 AM
You're Nicked son...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8644903/Cuff-justice-Police-officer-forced-call-999-help-getting-handcuffs.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2020, 08:47:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2020, 02:17:33 AM
You're Nicked son...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8644903/Cuff-justice-Police-officer-forced-call-999-help-getting-handcuffs.html
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2020, 09:14:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2020, 02:17:33 AM
You're Nicked son...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8644903/Cuff-justice-Police-officer-forced-call-999-help-getting-handcuffs.html

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 20, 2020, 07:50:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2020, 09:14:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2020, 02:17:33 AM
You're Nicked son...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8644903/Cuff-justice-Police-officer-forced-call-999-help-getting-handcuffs.html

happy001

 Shit... he looks about 14 sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2020, 02:10:00 PM
Quite possibly the most entertaining broadcast that Sturgeon has ever been involved with  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8648471/Radio-listeners-tuning-Nicola-Sturgeons-coronavirus-update-hear-technicians-expletive-rant.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2020, 02:13:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2020, 02:10:00 PM
Quite possibly the most entertaining broadcast that Sturgeon has ever been involved with  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8648471/Radio-listeners-tuning-Nicola-Sturgeons-coronavirus-update-hear-technicians-expletive-rant.html
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2020, 03:08:12 PM
Growler's world tour?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8652247/Bear-wanders-California-grocery-store-grabs-bag-Tostitos.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2020, 10:00:32 AM
Helping an isolating penguin get over the loneliness by watching Pingu  rubschin:

(https://i2.wp.com/www.animemaru.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pinguinthecity.jpg?resize=640%2C353&ssl=1)

Poor bugger is going to be really confused when he is able to rejoin the others  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/26/penguin-isolated-zoo-gets-loneliness-binge-watching-pingu-13179555/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2020, 10:10:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2020, 10:00:32 AM
Helping an isolating penguin get over the loneliness by watching Pingu  rubschin:

(https://i2.wp.com/www.animemaru.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pinguinthecity.jpg?resize=640%2C353&ssl=1)

Poor bugger is going to be really confused when he is able to rejoin the others  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/26/penguin-isolated-zoo-gets-loneliness-binge-watching-pingu-13179555/

Perhaps a movie as well?

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61OQYbsLMkL.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2020, 10:29:22 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2020, 10:10:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2020, 10:00:32 AM
Helping an isolating penguin get over the loneliness by watching Pingu  rubschin:

(https://i2.wp.com/www.animemaru.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pinguinthecity.jpg?resize=640%2C353&ssl=1)

Poor bugger is going to be really confused when he is able to rejoin the others  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/26/penguin-isolated-zoo-gets-loneliness-binge-watching-pingu-13179555/

Perhaps a movie as well?

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61OQYbsLMkL.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 27, 2020, 11:05:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2020, 10:00:32 AM
Helping an isolating penguin get over the loneliness by watching Pingu  rubschin:

(https://i2.wp.com/www.animemaru.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pinguinthecity.jpg?resize=640%2C353&ssl=1)

Poor bugger is going to be really confused when he is able to rejoin the others  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/26/penguin-isolated-zoo-gets-loneliness-binge-watching-pingu-13179555/
lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2020, 11:31:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 27, 2020, 10:29:22 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2020, 10:10:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2020, 10:00:32 AM
Helping an isolating penguin get over the loneliness by watching Pingu  rubschin:

(https://i2.wp.com/www.animemaru.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pinguinthecity.jpg?resize=640%2C353&ssl=1)

Poor bugger is going to be really confused when he is able to rejoin the others  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/26/penguin-isolated-zoo-gets-loneliness-binge-watching-pingu-13179555/

Perhaps a movie as well?

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61OQYbsLMkL.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:

Only if Samuel L Jackson is narrating again  lol:

https://youtu.be/Sw4x32hAPew
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2020, 10:46:27 PM
Almost indestructible batteries powered by nuclear waste................................what's the worst that could happen...?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

NO NICK YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE!!!  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8681911/Battery-encased-diamonds-powered-nuclear-waste-THOUSANDS-years.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2020, 10:52:54 PM
 Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8680731/Horrifying-moment-SNAKE-pulled-womans-throat.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2020, 04:15:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2020, 10:52:54 PM
Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8680731/Horrifying-moment-SNAKE-pulled-womans-throat.html

OMG!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2020, 08:36:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 01, 2020, 04:15:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2020, 10:52:54 PM
Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8680731/Horrifying-moment-SNAKE-pulled-womans-throat.html

OMG!  eeek:
Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2020, 05:34:02 PM
WTF????  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8697217/Woman-glued-vagina-bizarre-bid-frame-ex-boyfriend-jailed-ten-years.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2020, 05:48:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2020, 05:34:02 PM
WTF????  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8697217/Woman-glued-vagina-bizarre-bid-frame-ex-boyfriend-jailed-ten-years.html
Shocked:   whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2020, 03:43:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2020, 05:34:02 PM
WTF????  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8697217/Woman-glued-vagina-bizarre-bid-frame-ex-boyfriend-jailed-ten-years.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2020, 06:18:52 PM
https://www.indy100.com/article/the-crown-gillian-anderson-margaret-thatcher-netflix-9682041

Anyone feeling confused?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 05, 2020, 09:06:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2020, 06:18:52 PM
https://www.indy100.com/article/the-crown-gillian-anderson-margaret-thatcher-netflix-9682041

Anyone feeling confused?  lol:
I bet Fox Mulder is
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2020, 05:25:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2020, 06:18:52 PM
https://www.indy100.com/article/the-crown-gillian-anderson-margaret-thatcher-netflix-9682041

Anyone feeling confused?  lol:

LL is addicted to The Crown at the moment... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2020, 07:08:24 AM
As proposals go it does sounds a bit shit...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8706417/Groom-slammed-proposing-fianc-e-TOILET.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2020, 07:12:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2020, 07:08:24 AM
As proposals go it does sounds a bit shit...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8706417/Groom-slammed-proposing-fianc-e-TOILET.html

FFS!  noooo:

And why would you take your phone into the bog...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2020, 09:27:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 08, 2020, 07:12:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2020, 07:08:24 AM
As proposals go it does sounds a bit shit...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8706417/Groom-slammed-proposing-fianc-e-TOILET.html

FFS!  noooo:

And why would you take your phone into the bog...? Shrugs:
rubschin:

I use mine to listen to Amazon Music on the Bluetooth speaker when I'm doing my 3 S's at the weekend (as radio then is rubbish)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2020, 10:53:15 PM
Just when I thought Disney couldn't get any worse, filming parts of Mulan near concentration camps in China and then having the credits thank 4 propaganda departments and a public security bureau in Xinjiang where one of the worst human rights abuses in decades is taking place.  noooo:

https://www.thewrap.com/mulan-criticized-for-crediting-chinese-bureau-tied-to-muslim-concentration-camps/#
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2020, 02:59:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2020, 10:53:15 PM
Just when I thought Disney couldn't get any worse, filming parts of Mulan near concentration camps in China and then having the credits thank 4 propaganda departments and a public security bureau in Xinjiang where one of the worst human rights abuses in decades is taking place.  noooo:

https://www.thewrap.com/mulan-criticized-for-crediting-chinese-bureau-tied-to-muslim-concentration-camps/#
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2020, 11:44:01 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8713065/Thai-man-bitten-penis-python-sitting-toilet.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2020, 03:19:36 AM
What's French for Nick?  rubschin:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54051423
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2020, 09:22:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2020, 11:44:01 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8713065/Thai-man-bitten-penis-python-sitting-toilet.html

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2020, 11:04:20 PM
Headlines that make you go WTF?  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8726583/Transgender-Satanist-anarchist-wins-Republican-nomination-New-Hampshire-county-sheriff.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2020, 11:45:33 PM
Wannabe Geordie...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/07/man-beats-his-own-record-after-sitting-in-tub-of-ice-for-over-two-hours-13232800/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2020, 03:16:31 AM
A radically new type of weaponry my arse, the Americans had a version of this under development back in the 50's called SLAM but scrapped the program when they realised just how provocative and horrific having a nuclear powered missile that could contaminate huge tracts of land flying at low level would be.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8727597/Russias-new-Skyfall-missile-able-fly-Earth-YEARS.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2020, 07:52:57 PM
Just what sort of state was the rest of the house in that they couldnt smell rotting flesh...  sick2:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-finds-skeleton-missing-brother-22540709?int_source=traffic.outbrain&int_medium=traffic.outbrain&int_term=traffic.outbrain&int_content=traffic.outbrain&int_campaign=traffic.outbrain
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 16, 2020, 08:22:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2020, 07:52:57 PM
Just what sort of state was the rest of the house in that they couldnt smell rotting flesh...  sick2:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-finds-skeleton-missing-brother-22540709?int_source=traffic.outbrain&int_medium=traffic.outbrain&int_term=traffic.outbrain&int_content=traffic.outbrain&int_campaign=traffic.outbrain
noooo:

Or maybe she croaked him and hid the body
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2020, 08:47:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 16, 2020, 08:22:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2020, 07:52:57 PM
Just what sort of state was the rest of the house in that they couldnt smell rotting flesh...  sick2:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-finds-skeleton-missing-brother-22540709?int_source=traffic.outbrain&int_medium=traffic.outbrain&int_term=traffic.outbrain&int_content=traffic.outbrain&int_campaign=traffic.outbrain
noooo:

Or maybe she croaked him and hid the body

There would still be the same problem, you can easily tell where a body has decomposed so just moving the remains wouldn't work.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 16, 2020, 09:07:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2020, 08:47:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 16, 2020, 08:22:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2020, 07:52:57 PM
Just what sort of state was the rest of the house in that they couldnt smell rotting flesh...  sick2:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-finds-skeleton-missing-brother-22540709?int_source=traffic.outbrain&int_medium=traffic.outbrain&int_term=traffic.outbrain&int_content=traffic.outbrain&int_campaign=traffic.outbrain
noooo:

Or maybe she croaked him and hid the body

There would still be the same problem, you can easily tell where a body has decomposed so just moving the remains wouldn't work.
Not if she let him rot in the bath
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2020, 06:09:58 AM
Jedward wade into JK Rowling trans row and suggest burning her new book (https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/jedward-jk-rowling-trans-new-novel-robert-galbraith-a4548001.html)

happy001

The stupid is large in these two! Do you think she cares what you do with the book once you have bought it and she has her royalty payment...? ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2020, 11:37:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2020, 06:09:58 AM
Jedward wade into JK Rowling trans row and suggest burning her new book (https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/jedward-jk-rowling-trans-new-novel-robert-galbraith-a4548001.html)

happy001

The stupid is large in these two! Do you think she cares what you do with the book once you have bought it and she has her royalty payment...? ::)
lol: lol: lol:

All a bit like the boost in Beatles record sales in the 1960s so religious nuts in the USA could burn them
 
Well that plus two sad loser twins doing and saying anything for publicity in the vain hope it will revive their long dead music careers.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2020, 09:51:45 AM
That's what I love about New Yorkers, their sense of subtlety  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8754403/Enormous-F-Cuomo-Blasio-painted-Brooklyn-street-removed-24-hours-later.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2020, 10:22:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2020, 09:51:45 AM
That's what I love about New Yorkers, their sense of subtlety  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8754403/Enormous-F-Cuomo-Blasio-painted-Brooklyn-street-removed-24-hours-later.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2020, 06:08:54 AM
What the actual fuck? What drives someone to do this to themselves???  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/extreme-body-modification-fan-turns-22722702
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2020, 06:30:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2020, 06:08:54 AM
What the actual fuck? What drives someone to do this to themselves???  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/extreme-body-modification-fan-turns-22722702

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2020, 06:33:37 AM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2020, 08:54:47 PM
Gets shot while on duty during the riots then turns up for roll call the following day...  worthy:

https://nypost.com/2020/09/25/louisville-cop-attends-roll-call-day-after-being-shot-at-protest/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2020, 02:25:23 AM
For some reason I have an image of Apey turning up with a load of empty bottles...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8775233/Just-tipple-Moment-giant-vat-red-wine-BURSTS-10-000-GALLONS-booze-Spanish-winery.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 27, 2020, 08:53:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2020, 02:25:23 AM
For some reason I have an image of Apey turning up with a load of empty bottles...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8775233/Just-tipple-Moment-giant-vat-red-wine-BURSTS-10-000-GALLONS-booze-Spanish-winery.html

A disaster  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2020, 10:31:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2020, 02:25:23 AM
For some reason I have an image of Apey turning up with a load of empty bottles...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8775233/Just-tipple-Moment-giant-vat-red-wine-BURSTS-10-000-GALLONS-booze-Spanish-winery.html

Quote
Local media has reported that a break in one of the vats may have caused the wine to break free of the tank.

No shit Sherlock... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2020, 10:32:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2020, 08:54:47 PM
Gets shot while on duty during the riots then turns up for roll call the following day...  worthy:

https://nypost.com/2020/09/25/louisville-cop-attends-roll-call-day-after-being-shot-at-protest/

Blimey... worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2020, 08:22:37 PM
 eeek:  sick2:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/factory-caught-washing-recycling-re-22737702
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2020, 08:33:49 PM
Well I suppose we could try telling him he looks like an idiot but it would just go in one ear and......oh..  redface:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/tattoo-addict-ears-cut-spends-22585909
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 27, 2020, 08:56:40 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2020, 04:27:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2020, 08:22:37 PM
eeek:  sick2:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/factory-caught-washing-recycling-re-22737702

I saw this a few days ago... It still isn't clear to me where you would get loads of used johnnies...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2020, 04:28:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2020, 08:33:49 PM
Well I suppose we could try telling him he looks like an idiot but it would just go in one ear and......oh..  redface:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/tattoo-addict-ears-cut-spends-22585909

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 29, 2020, 08:16:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2020, 04:27:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2020, 08:22:37 PM
eeek:  sick2:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/factory-caught-washing-recycling-re-22737702

I saw this a few days ago... It still isn't clear to me where you would get loads of used johnnies...?  rubschin:
knocking shop?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2020, 09:25:43 AM
So a teacher is throwing a tantrum because the kindergarten he works at prevented him from teaching after a complaint about his tattoos.

I'm sorry if their decision hurts your feelings but if I was a 6 year old on my first day at school and was confronted with this...

(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/200928163959-sylvain-helaine-exlarge-169.jpg)

I'd be fucking terrified. Can you really blame them for making the decision they did?  noooo:

Quote
But the teacher, Sylvain Helaine, 35, still teaches children from the age of six up, and said that, after an initial shock when they see him for the first time, his pupils see past his appearance.

Or they are all too scared to say anything about it.

Quote
He said he hoped to show his pupils that they should accept people who are different from the norm. "Maybe when they are adults they will be less racist and less homophobic and more open-minded," he said.

I'm sorry but what exactly does most likely scaring the shite out of your pupils have to do with stopping racism or homophobia?

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/09/28/europe/sylvain-helaine-tattoo-teaching-job-scli-intl/index.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2020, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2020, 09:25:43 AM
So a teacher is throwing a tantrum because the kindergarten he works at prevented him from teaching after a complaint about his tattoos.

I'm sorry if their decision hurts your feelings but if I was a 6 year old on my first day at school and was confronted with this...

(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/200928163959-sylvain-helaine-exlarge-169.jpg)

I'd be fucking terrified. Can you really blame them for making the decision they did?  noooo:

Quote
But the teacher, Sylvain Helaine, 35, still teaches children from the age of six up, and said that, after an initial shock when they see him for the first time, his pupils see past his appearance.

Or they are all too scared to say anything about it.

Quote
He said he hoped to show his pupils that they should accept people who are different from the norm. "Maybe when they are adults they will be less racist and less homophobic and more open-minded," he said.

I'm sorry but what exactly does most likely scaring the shite out of your pupils have to do with stopping racism or homophobia?

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/09/28/europe/sylvain-helaine-tattoo-teaching-job-scli-intl/index.html

Mental...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 29, 2020, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2020, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2020, 09:25:43 AM
So a teacher is throwing a tantrum because the kindergarten he works at prevented him from teaching after a complaint about his tattoos.

I'm sorry if their decision hurts your feelings but if I was a 6 year old on my first day at school and was confronted with this...

(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/200928163959-sylvain-helaine-exlarge-169.jpg)

I'd be fucking terrified. Can you really blame them for making the decision they did?  noooo:

Quote
But the teacher, Sylvain Helaine, 35, still teaches children from the age of six up, and said that, after an initial shock when they see him for the first time, his pupils see past his appearance.

Or they are all too scared to say anything about it.

Quote
He said he hoped to show his pupils that they should accept people who are different from the norm. "Maybe when they are adults they will be less racist and less homophobic and more open-minded," he said.

I'm sorry but what exactly does most likely scaring the shite out of your pupils have to do with stopping racism or homophobia?

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/09/28/europe/sylvain-helaine-tattoo-teaching-job-scli-intl/index.html

Mental...  whacky115
whacky115  whacky115  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 29, 2020, 09:02:49 PM
Ooops

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/swearing-parrots-uk-wildlife-park-customers-a4559041.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2020, 04:59:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 29, 2020, 09:02:49 PM
Ooops

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/swearing-parrots-uk-wildlife-park-customers-a4559041.html

 lol: lol: lol:

Reminds me of...

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 30, 2020, 06:08:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 29, 2020, 09:02:49 PM
Ooops

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/swearing-parrots-uk-wildlife-park-customers-a4559041.html

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 30, 2020, 06:09:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 04:59:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 29, 2020, 09:02:49 PM
Ooops

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/swearing-parrots-uk-wildlife-park-customers-a4559041.html

 lol: lol: lol:

Reminds me of...

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/pV27Xhv0G2g" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 30, 2020, 08:17:23 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 30, 2020, 06:09:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 04:59:17 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 29, 2020, 09:02:49 PM
Ooops

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/swearing-parrots-uk-wildlife-park-customers-a4559041.html

 lol: lol: lol:

Reminds me of...

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/pV27Xhv0G2g" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 happy001 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2020, 08:31:49 AM
Nick, would you have been offended by the old version?

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/02/01/33884732-8796779-image-m-50_1601599981907.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8796779/Spitting-Image-bosses-changed-Ed-Sheerans-offensive-puppet.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2020, 06:13:58 AM
Time to make Baldymort's day...  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8808135/Boris-Johnson-promises-wind-farms-power-home-Britain-ten-years.html

Boris, if you are hell bent on using renewables then tidal or geothermic power can be just as if not more effective without blighting the landscape with countless bloody turbines.  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 06, 2020, 09:40:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2020, 06:13:58 AM
Time to make Baldymort's day...  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8808135/Boris-Johnson-promises-wind-farms-power-home-Britain-ten-years.html

Boris, if you are hell bent on using renewables then tidal or geothermic power can be just as if not more effective without blighting the landscape with countless bloody turbines.  cussing:
noooo: I don't think even Boris has enough hot air to make such a plan work 24/7
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2020, 01:41:06 PM
Easy to make promises that you won't be around to fulfil. Trump's Mexican Wall anyone?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2020, 07:52:20 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-54440422
 
'Cities as friendly to strangers as towns and villages'

'They found people in Nottingham, Plymouth and Newcastle among the most likely to assist.'

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2020, 03:30:00 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 07, 2020, 07:52:20 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-54440422
 
'Cities as friendly to strangers as towns and villages'

'They found people in Nottingham, Plymouth and Newcastle among the most likely to assist.'

 :thumbsup:

Quote from: Nottingham resident
With how often we end up having to help Nick it's not that much more effort to help any stranger that comes to our city

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2020, 02:00:28 AM
It's just a hunch but I'm guessing whoever programmed facebook's AI has a really weird food fetish...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8823925/Facebook-blocked-advertisement-onions-Canadian-seed-company-overtly-sexual.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2020, 08:37:36 AM
This is just asking for trouble and lawsuits. Lawyers are going to be laughing all the way to the bank over this decision.  noooo:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/10/09/yelp-racist-behavoir-label/

https://blog.yelp.com/2020/10/new-consumer-alert-on-yelp-takes-firm-stance-against-racism
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2020, 08:42:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2020, 08:37:36 AM
This is just asking for trouble and lawsuits. Lawyers are going to be laughing all the way to the bank over this decision.  noooo:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/10/09/yelp-racist-behavoir-label/

https://blog.yelp.com/2020/10/new-consumer-alert-on-yelp-takes-firm-stance-against-racism

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2020, 09:43:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 12, 2020, 08:42:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2020, 08:37:36 AM
This is just asking for trouble and lawsuits. Lawyers are going to be laughing all the way to the bank over this decision.  noooo:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/10/09/yelp-racist-behavoir-label/

https://blog.yelp.com/2020/10/new-consumer-alert-on-yelp-takes-firm-stance-against-racism

 noooo:

I can see this becoming Gibson's Bakery on a national scale.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2020, 01:12:01 PM
Huge Nottingham 'hoarder' collection 'could fetch £1m' (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-54463270)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2020, 03:20:20 PM
Cyprus to suspend 'EU golden passports' scheme (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54522299)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2020, 03:35:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 13, 2020, 03:20:20 PM
Cyprus to suspend 'EU golden passports' scheme (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54522299)

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Oj18cya_gvw" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Run out of places to hide the cash?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 13, 2020, 10:51:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 13, 2020, 03:20:20 PM
Cyprus to suspend 'EU golden passports' scheme (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54522299)

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Oj18cya_gvw" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 eeek: rubschin:

not that it affected me ... lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2020, 06:35:06 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2020, 03:35:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 13, 2020, 03:20:20 PM
Cyprus to suspend 'EU golden passports' scheme (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54522299)

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Oj18cya_gvw" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Run out of places to hide the cash?

Probably!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2020, 08:10:57 AM
I knew there was a reason I liked this guy  :thumbsup:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8845147/Last-order-orders-House-Commons-bans-sale-alcohol-parliament-Saturday.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 16, 2020, 09:27:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2020, 08:10:57 AM
I knew there was a reason I liked this guy  :thumbsup:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8845147/Last-order-orders-House-Commons-bans-sale-alcohol-parliament-Saturday.html
Yes very good move  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2020, 09:54:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2020, 08:10:57 AM
I knew there was a reason I liked this guy  :thumbsup:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8845147/Last-order-orders-House-Commons-bans-sale-alcohol-parliament-Saturday.html

 happ096
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2020, 08:57:46 PM
I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean when someone talks about dirty money..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8846631/Brazilian-senator-caught-hiding-cash-buttocks-police-raid-home.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2020, 04:08:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2020, 08:57:46 PM
I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean when someone talks about dirty money..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8846631/Brazilian-senator-caught-hiding-cash-buttocks-police-raid-home.html

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2020, 08:12:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2020, 04:08:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2020, 08:57:46 PM
I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean when someone talks about dirty money..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8846631/Brazilian-senator-caught-hiding-cash-buttocks-police-raid-home.html

 ;D
I bet it needed laundering after they caught him.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2020, 09:10:06 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2020, 08:12:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2020, 04:08:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2020, 08:57:46 PM
I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean when someone talks about dirty money..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8846631/Brazilian-senator-caught-hiding-cash-buttocks-police-raid-home.html

 ;D
I bet it needed laundering after they caught him.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2020, 01:22:06 PM
Clucking hell...  redface:

https://nypost.com/2020/07/28/depression-caused-a-woman-to-believe-she-was-a-chicken/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 18, 2020, 09:04:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2020, 01:22:06 PM
Clucking hell...  redface:

https://nypost.com/2020/07/28/depression-caused-a-woman-to-believe-she-was-a-chicken/
drumroll: and  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2020, 10:08:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2020, 01:22:06 PM
Clucking hell...  redface:

https://nypost.com/2020/07/28/depression-caused-a-woman-to-believe-she-was-a-chicken/

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2020, 07:52:54 AM
What a depraved clucking pervert  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8856287/Pervert-37-jailed-three-years-having-sex-CHICKENS.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 22, 2020, 10:39:21 PM
https://vt.co/news/weird/school-bus-driver-arrested-after-getting-drunk-and-taking-kids-to-mcdonalds?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR2koFkX6hMrX1SHMCrpPoW_vN1ScokTk-jr-6-ycdDxctXBqD6ha5Pcl6g

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2020, 07:46:16 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 22, 2020, 10:39:21 PM
https://vt.co/news/weird/school-bus-driver-arrested-after-getting-drunk-and-taking-kids-to-mcdonalds?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR2koFkX6hMrX1SHMCrpPoW_vN1ScokTk-jr-6-ycdDxctXBqD6ha5Pcl6g

 rubschin:
facepalm:  basic mistake

How can you enjoy McDees if you've got kids everywhere?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2020, 09:56:49 PM
A clever way to develop an area without destroying the history underneath.  :thumbsup:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8871941/Dublin-Lidl-built-Viking-ruins-glass-floor-shoppers-11th-century-house-below.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2020, 01:20:40 AM
As the ATC said, only in LA  lol:

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-10-15/law-enforcement-aircraft-searched-for-jetpack-lax
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2020, 09:02:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2020, 01:20:40 AM
As the ATC said, only in LA  lol:

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-10-15/law-enforcement-aircraft-searched-for-jetpack-lax
bizarre but as they say it is LA
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2020, 10:33:38 PM
It's a good thing that they are all doing but the Proclaimers could just rewrite their most famous track instead of doing a cover...

Now I can't walk 500 miles and I can't walk 500 more
Now that Covid's here I'm not allowed to step out of my fucking door...

redface:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-54705248
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2020, 02:27:22 AM
I've seen some pretty hardcore Halloween decorations before but this is another level.  eeek:

Quote
Officers have been called out multiple times to the property following complaints from locals.

'Neighbors told me cop cars were in front of my house a lot during the day,' he told the Dallas Observer.

Really? I can't think why someone would end up calling the police...  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/28/10/34942578-0-image-a-3_1603880149791.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8888107/Gruesome-Halloween-display-prompts-multiple-police-visits.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2020, 09:36:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2020, 02:27:22 AM
I've seen some pretty hardcore Halloween decorations before but this is another level.  eeek:

Quote
Officers have been called out multiple times to the property following complaints from locals.

'Neighbors told me cop cars were in front of my house a lot during the day,' he told the Dallas Observer.

Really? I can't think why someone would end up calling the police...  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/28/10/34942578-0-image-a-3_1603880149791.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8888107/Gruesome-Halloween-display-prompts-multiple-police-visits.html
Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2020, 09:41:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 29, 2020, 09:36:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2020, 02:27:22 AM
I've seen some pretty hardcore Halloween decorations before but this is another level.  eeek:

Quote
Officers have been called out multiple times to the property following complaints from locals.

'Neighbors told me cop cars were in front of my house a lot during the day,' he told the Dallas Observer.

Really? I can't think why someone would end up calling the police...  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/28/10/34942578-0-image-a-3_1603880149791.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8888107/Gruesome-Halloween-display-prompts-multiple-police-visits.html
Shocked:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2020, 11:52:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2020, 09:41:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 29, 2020, 09:36:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2020, 02:27:22 AM
I've seen some pretty hardcore Halloween decorations before but this is another level.  eeek:

Quote
Officers have been called out multiple times to the property following complaints from locals.

'Neighbors told me cop cars were in front of my house a lot during the day,' he told the Dallas Observer.

Really? I can't think why someone would end up calling the police...  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/28/10/34942578-0-image-a-3_1603880149791.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8888107/Gruesome-Halloween-display-prompts-multiple-police-visits.html
Shocked:

happy001
happy001 happy001

Probably complained about the lack of black body parts.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2020, 12:12:05 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2020, 11:52:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2020, 09:41:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 29, 2020, 09:36:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2020, 02:27:22 AM
I've seen some pretty hardcore Halloween decorations before but this is another level.  eeek:

Quote
Officers have been called out multiple times to the property following complaints from locals.

'Neighbors told me cop cars were in front of my house a lot during the day,' he told the Dallas Observer.

Really? I can't think why someone would end up calling the police...  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/28/10/34942578-0-image-a-3_1603880149791.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8888107/Gruesome-Halloween-display-prompts-multiple-police-visits.html
Shocked:

happy001
happy001 happy001

Probably complained about the lack of black body parts.

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2020, 04:44:52 PM
 eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8893659/Midwives-carve-dilation-measurements-pumpkins.html

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2020, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2020, 04:44:52 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8893659/Midwives-carve-dilation-measurements-pumpkins.html

 Shocked:
eeek: eeek:

But  lol: too
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2020, 04:06:19 AM
Dear God!!! Why would you do this to yourself, you look like you've smashed face first into a brick wall???  eeek:

(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article22840616.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_I-Have-The-Worlds-Biggest-Cheeks.jpg)

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-model-biggest-cheeks-world-22840497
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2020, 07:17:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2020, 04:44:52 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8893659/Midwives-carve-dilation-measurements-pumpkins.html

 Shocked:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2020, 07:18:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2020, 04:06:19 AM
Dear God!!! Why would you do this to yourself, you look like you've smashed face first into a brick wall???  eeek:

(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article22840616.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_I-Have-The-Worlds-Biggest-Cheeks.jpg)

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-model-biggest-cheeks-world-22840497

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2020, 09:50:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 01, 2020, 07:18:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2020, 04:06:19 AM
Dear God!!! Why would you do this to yourself, you look like you've smashed face first into a brick wall???  eeek:

(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article22840616.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_I-Have-The-Worlds-Biggest-Cheeks.jpg)

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-model-biggest-cheeks-world-22840497

 noooo:
(https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/70a64154c5b03dd53f182e184a15b675.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2020, 09:52:17 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2020, 10:18:32 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2020, 09:50:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 01, 2020, 07:18:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2020, 04:06:19 AM
Dear God!!! Why would you do this to yourself, you look like you've smashed face first into a brick wall???  eeek:

(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article22840616.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_I-Have-The-Worlds-Biggest-Cheeks.jpg)

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-model-biggest-cheeks-world-22840497

 noooo:
(https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/70a64154c5b03dd53f182e184a15b675.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 02, 2020, 02:56:04 PM
'Whale sculpture catches crashed Dutch metro train'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54780430

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/4837/production/_115178481_gettyimages-1229412914.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 02, 2020, 10:45:57 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 02, 2020, 02:56:04 PM
'Whale sculpture catches crashed Dutch metro train'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54780430

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/4837/production/_115178481_gettyimages-1229412914.jpg)
"Where do you go to weigh a whale"?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 03, 2020, 05:49:04 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 02, 2020, 10:45:57 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 02, 2020, 02:56:04 PM
'Whale sculpture catches crashed Dutch metro train'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54780430

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/4837/production/_115178481_gettyimages-1229412914.jpg)
"Where do you go to weigh a whale"?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2020, 06:30:08 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 03, 2020, 05:49:04 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 02, 2020, 10:45:57 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 02, 2020, 02:56:04 PM
'Whale sculpture catches crashed Dutch metro train'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54780430

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/4837/production/_115178481_gettyimages-1229412914.jpg)
"Where do you go to weigh a whale"?

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2020, 03:16:57 PM
What the actual fuck???  eeek:

He paid to look like this???

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/11/03/11/35190714-8909217-image-a-36_1604404610984.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8909217/Brazilian-tattooist-TUSKS-fitted-complete-look-fictional-Orc.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2020, 06:34:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2020, 03:16:57 PM
What the actual fuck???  eeek:

He paid to look like this???

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/11/03/11/35190714-8909217-image-a-36_1604404610984.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8909217/Brazilian-tattooist-TUSKS-fitted-complete-look-fictional-Orc.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2020, 02:30:07 AM
Wonder if it was a gun dog...?  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8918837/Texas-man-shot-leg-DOG-paw-got-caught-trigger-owners-pistol.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2020, 09:53:25 AM
https://www.ayrshiredailynews.co.uk/post/south-ayrshire-golf-club-owner-loses-2020-presidential-election (https://www.ayrshiredailynews.co.uk/post/south-ayrshire-golf-club-owner-loses-2020-presidential-election)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2020, 09:55:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2020, 02:30:07 AM
Wonder if it was a gun dog...?  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8918837/Texas-man-shot-leg-DOG-paw-got-caught-trigger-owners-pistol.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 08, 2020, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2020, 09:53:25 AM
https://www.ayrshiredailynews.co.uk/post/south-ayrshire-golf-club-owner-loses-2020-presidential-election (https://www.ayrshiredailynews.co.uk/post/south-ayrshire-golf-club-owner-loses-2020-presidential-election)

That headline  happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 08, 2020, 01:00:57 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 08, 2020, 12:40:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2020, 09:53:25 AM
https://www.ayrshiredailynews.co.uk/post/south-ayrshire-golf-club-owner-loses-2020-presidential-election (https://www.ayrshiredailynews.co.uk/post/south-ayrshire-golf-club-owner-loses-2020-presidential-election)

That headline  happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2020, 08:48:56 AM
https://god.dailydot.com/four-seasons-landscaping-trump-press-conference/?fbclid=IwAR0UOzL0RArp5u9Wu5DwYBy5umr_s_jbDfY90j-7jdxzF2jfP2-UgVpjQQw (https://god.dailydot.com/four-seasons-landscaping-trump-press-conference/?fbclid=IwAR0UOzL0RArp5u9Wu5DwYBy5umr_s_jbDfY90j-7jdxzF2jfP2-UgVpjQQw)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2020, 10:19:25 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2020, 08:48:56 AM
https://god.dailydot.com/four-seasons-landscaping-trump-press-conference/?fbclid=IwAR0UOzL0RArp5u9Wu5DwYBy5umr_s_jbDfY90j-7jdxzF2jfP2-UgVpjQQw (https://god.dailydot.com/four-seasons-landscaping-trump-press-conference/?fbclid=IwAR0UOzL0RArp5u9Wu5DwYBy5umr_s_jbDfY90j-7jdxzF2jfP2-UgVpjQQw)
lol: lol:

"Make the North-West grate again" rally

(https://www.businessupnorth.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/SDP4291-0298-2-640x427.jpg)
(https://www.manchesterfireplaces.co.uk/media/wysiwyg/shop-front.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2020, 12:35:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2020, 10:19:25 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2020, 08:48:56 AM
https://god.dailydot.com/four-seasons-landscaping-trump-press-conference/?fbclid=IwAR0UOzL0RArp5u9Wu5DwYBy5umr_s_jbDfY90j-7jdxzF2jfP2-UgVpjQQw (https://god.dailydot.com/four-seasons-landscaping-trump-press-conference/?fbclid=IwAR0UOzL0RArp5u9Wu5DwYBy5umr_s_jbDfY90j-7jdxzF2jfP2-UgVpjQQw)
lol: lol:

"Make the North-West grate again" rally

(https://www.businessupnorth.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/SDP4291-0298-2-640x427.jpg)
(https://www.manchesterfireplaces.co.uk/media/wysiwyg/shop-front.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 09, 2020, 12:56:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2020, 12:35:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2020, 10:19:25 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2020, 08:48:56 AM
https://god.dailydot.com/four-seasons-landscaping-trump-press-conference/?fbclid=IwAR0UOzL0RArp5u9Wu5DwYBy5umr_s_jbDfY90j-7jdxzF2jfP2-UgVpjQQw (https://god.dailydot.com/four-seasons-landscaping-trump-press-conference/?fbclid=IwAR0UOzL0RArp5u9Wu5DwYBy5umr_s_jbDfY90j-7jdxzF2jfP2-UgVpjQQw)
lol: lol:

"Make the North-West grate again" rally

(https://www.businessupnorth.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/SDP4291-0298-2-640x427.jpg)
(https://www.manchesterfireplaces.co.uk/media/wysiwyg/shop-front.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2020, 06:53:28 AM
https://worldofdaily.com/2020/11/09/statue-compared-to-cartoon-character-after-repair-work/ (https://worldofdaily.com/2020/11/09/statue-compared-to-cartoon-character-after-repair-work/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2020, 07:52:57 AM
It's 2020, why am I not surprised...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8935081/Police-miss-spent-millions-undercover-operations-infiltrating-campaigning-groups.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 11, 2020, 10:28:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2020, 07:52:57 AM
It's 2020, why am I not surprised...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8935081/Police-miss-spent-millions-undercover-operations-infiltrating-campaigning-groups.html
Article says it was 2004
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2020, 10:54:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 11, 2020, 06:53:28 AM
https://worldofdaily.com/2020/11/09/statue-compared-to-cartoon-character-after-repair-work/ (https://worldofdaily.com/2020/11/09/statue-compared-to-cartoon-character-after-repair-work/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2020, 10:56:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2020, 07:52:57 AM
It's 2020, why am I not surprised...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8935081/Police-miss-spent-millions-undercover-operations-infiltrating-campaigning-groups.html

 noooo:

There was that one living with a woman the other day...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2020, 04:31:40 AM
I rang the bell on a burning ring of fire
I pressed down down down
And the flames went higher.
And it burns burns burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire

 redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8937533/Ring-recalls-350-000-smart-doorbells-caught-fire.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2020, 07:06:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 12, 2020, 04:31:40 AM
I rang the bell on a burning ring of fire
I pressed down down down
And the flames went higher.
And it burns burns burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire

 redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8937533/Ring-recalls-350-000-smart-doorbells-caught-fire.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2020, 07:54:06 AM
So you can't play the uncensored version of Fairytale of New York over the airwaves? Ok, break out the Kevin Bloody Wilson christmas album...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8964253/BBC-Radio-1-BANS-presenters-playing-uncensored-version-Fairytale-New-York.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2020, 09:56:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2020, 07:54:06 AM
So you can't play the uncensored version of Fairytale of New York over the airwaves? Ok, break out the Kevin Bloody Wilson christmas album...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8964253/BBC-Radio-1-BANS-presenters-playing-uncensored-version-Fairytale-New-York.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 19, 2020, 10:06:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 19, 2020, 09:56:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2020, 07:54:06 AM
So you can't play the uncensored version of Fairytale of New York over the airwaves? Ok, break out the Kevin Bloody Wilson christmas album...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8964253/BBC-Radio-1-BANS-presenters-playing-uncensored-version-Fairytale-New-York.html

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:


Kirsty MacColl  cry:  what a loss
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 19, 2020, 03:23:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2020, 07:54:06 AM
So you can't play the uncensored version of Fairytale of New York over the airwaves? Ok, break out the Kevin Bloody Wilson christmas album...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8964253/BBC-Radio-1-BANS-presenters-playing-uncensored-version-Fairytale-New-York.html

 noooo: Banghead

Listen to Cardi B ..or Stormzy shit ...All swearing or violence ... Angry9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2020, 01:07:58 AM
Things you really couldn't make up.  This whole line we've had for weeks now about millions of supposed fake vote etc was all because Trump, his team and ardent supporters were so fucking stupid they couldn't tell the difference between Michigan and Minnesota

'Trump lawsuit confuses Michigan and Minnesota locations in affidavit claiming voter fraud'

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2020/11/20/trump-lawsuit-mixes-up-red-flags-michigan-minnesota/6362056002/

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2020, 08:45:55 AM
Definitely one for Nick's visit list:

'Very angry badger' forces parts of Scotland's historic Craignethan Castle to close  (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/very-angry-badger-craignethan-castle-scotland-part-closure-a8303811.html?fbclid=IwAR0ZDxtwNRlknt1xNBl7WEBM_Ndc6TZ9eZ0aQ_TvNmRhpU3uIr24wkMeGLs)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2020, 08:57:42 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 26, 2020, 10:26:38 AM
 scared2: more like, they can be vicious buggers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2020, 12:15:26 PM
Well I suppose he can't afford to lose what little he has between his ears...  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9020843/Disturbing-moment-Sadiq-Khans-Labour-deputy-mayor-appears-eat-EAR-WAX.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2020, 12:55:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2020, 12:15:26 PM
Well I suppose he can't afford to lose what little he has between his ears...  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9020843/Disturbing-moment-Sadiq-Khans-Labour-deputy-mayor-appears-eat-EAR-WAX.html

Not clicking!  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2020, 06:47:37 PM
So a little while back Occasional Cortex threw a tantrum and decided to use cancel culture against Goya Foods because the owner openly supported Trump, calling on the public to have a mass boycott...


They have just made her employee of the month for increasing their sales 1000%  happy002

https://nypost.com/2020/12/08/aoc-named-employee-of-the-month-at-goya/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2020, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2020, 06:47:37 PM
So a little while back Occasional Cortex threw a tantrum and decided to use cancel culture against Goya Foods because the owner openly supported Trump, calling on the public to have a mass boycott...


They have just made her employee of the month for increasing their sales 1000%  happy002

https://nypost.com/2020/12/08/aoc-named-employee-of-the-month-at-goya/

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2020, 07:24:19 PM
What a twat!

https://god.dailydot.com/trump-leaves-oval-office/?fbclid=IwAR2PI8rQl5mAWuHcfRvau7Z8-SnY-lMY1uvj1eJ8aRd0dH5ZbuH5o_DUQH0 (https://god.dailydot.com/trump-leaves-oval-office/?fbclid=IwAR2PI8rQl5mAWuHcfRvau7Z8-SnY-lMY1uvj1eJ8aRd0dH5ZbuH5o_DUQH0)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2020, 12:37:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 09, 2020, 07:24:19 PM
What a twat!

https://god.dailydot.com/trump-leaves-oval-office/?fbclid=IwAR2PI8rQl5mAWuHcfRvau7Z8-SnY-lMY1uvj1eJ8aRd0dH5ZbuH5o_DUQH0 (https://god.dailydot.com/trump-leaves-oval-office/?fbclid=IwAR2PI8rQl5mAWuHcfRvau7Z8-SnY-lMY1uvj1eJ8aRd0dH5ZbuH5o_DUQH0)
I was thinking of a different word ending in t.  Complete sociopath
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2020, 06:42:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 09, 2020, 07:24:19 PM
What a twat!

https://god.dailydot.com/trump-leaves-oval-office/?fbclid=IwAR2PI8rQl5mAWuHcfRvau7Z8-SnY-lMY1uvj1eJ8aRd0dH5ZbuH5o_DUQH0 (https://god.dailydot.com/trump-leaves-oval-office/?fbclid=IwAR2PI8rQl5mAWuHcfRvau7Z8-SnY-lMY1uvj1eJ8aRd0dH5ZbuH5o_DUQH0)

You don't like him do you...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2020, 06:48:18 PM
Russians and alcohol...  noooo:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/12/10/13/36683026-9039257-image-a-39_1607608242875.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9039257/Drunk-Russians-nose-bitten-HORSE-pass-female-rider.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2020, 06:49:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2020, 06:48:18 PM
Russians and alcohol...  noooo:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/12/10/13/36683026-9039257-image-a-39_1607608242875.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9039257/Drunk-Russians-nose-bitten-HORSE-pass-female-rider.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2020, 03:04:38 AM
Something you want to tell us Nick....?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9046647/Thieves-grab-250-000-haul-wine-shop-miss-precious-bottle-owned-Whitney-Houston.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2020, 11:33:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2020, 03:04:38 AM
Something you want to tell us Nick....?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9046647/Thieves-grab-250-000-haul-wine-shop-miss-precious-bottle-owned-Whitney-Houston.html

FFS did you see the sentences?  Might as well just say go and do it again, the law doesn't care.   evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2020, 01:48:54 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 13, 2020, 11:33:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2020, 03:04:38 AM
Something you want to tell us Nick....?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9046647/Thieves-grab-250-000-haul-wine-shop-miss-precious-bottle-owned-Whitney-Houston.html

FFS did you see the sentences?  Might as well just say go and do it again, the law doesn't care.   evil:

Sentencing won't change until crime directly affects those in power, no matter what party they are in.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2020, 01:55:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2020, 01:48:54 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 13, 2020, 11:33:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2020, 03:04:38 AM
Something you want to tell us Nick....?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9046647/Thieves-grab-250-000-haul-wine-shop-miss-precious-bottle-owned-Whitney-Houston.html

FFS did you see the sentences?  Might as well just say go and do it again, the law doesn't care.   evil:

Sentencing won't change until crime directly affects those in power, no matter what party they are in.  noooo:
So we won't exactly hold our breath then will we
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2020, 06:13:53 PM
That explains why it was all boarded up when I drove past earlier  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2020, 11:32:55 AM
Santa's naughty list, extreme edition...  lol:

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/12/16/world/peru-police-santa-claus-drug-raid-scli-intl/index.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2020, 07:32:32 AM
https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/12/19/amateur-archaeologist-claims-the-holy-grail/ (https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/12/19/amateur-archaeologist-claims-the-holy-grail/)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 19, 2020, 10:33:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 19, 2020, 07:32:32 AM
https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/12/19/amateur-archaeologist-claims-the-holy-grail/ (https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/12/19/amateur-archaeologist-claims-the-holy-grail/)

 rubschin:
Just another whacky115

Where's Indiana Jones when you need him?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 19, 2020, 10:33:51 AM
'US judge says parents owe son over trashed porn collection'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55370919
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 24, 2020, 12:30:09 AM
The next time you are having a bad day just remember it could be worse...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9082341/Vet-covered-elephant-faeces-gives-enema-constipated-animal.html

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2020, 11:01:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 24, 2020, 12:30:09 AM
The next time you are having a bad day just remember it could be worse...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9082341/Vet-covered-elephant-faeces-gives-enema-constipated-animal.html

 sick2:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 24, 2020, 07:49:09 PM
Apey has a new hero...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9085237/Thrifty-father-bought-familys-entire-Christmas-dinner-just-50-pence-head.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 28, 2020, 03:53:55 PM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/ginger-people-will-get-free-zoo-entry-on-world-orangutan-day-a3319496.html?fbclid=IwAR1egE6jnZP1ZFiuuzzUuLYN4HM1p6Q_Jt5nMXz0V0NMG8uA5WngV9F1JgA


 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2020, 11:27:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 28, 2020, 03:53:55 PM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/ginger-people-will-get-free-zoo-entry-on-world-orangutan-day-a3319496.html?fbclid=IwAR1egE6jnZP1ZFiuuzzUuLYN4HM1p6Q_Jt5nMXz0V0NMG8uA5WngV9F1JgA


 whistle:

Hopefully Misty will have some photos of Apey messing around with cheap knock off hair dye...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2020, 05:48:38 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bodybuilder-faces-heartbreak-christmas-sex-23217492
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2020, 06:05:18 AM
I.....just.....what..WHY??

https://www.reuters.com/article/china-kungfu/chinese-iron-crotch-kung-fu-masters-fight-to-preserve-a-painful-looking-tradition-idUSKBN28J2A6

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2020, 06:26:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2020, 06:05:18 AM
I.....just.....what..WHY??

https://www.reuters.com/article/china-kungfu/chinese-iron-crotch-kung-fu-masters-fight-to-preserve-a-painful-looking-tradition-idUSKBN28J2A6

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 30, 2020, 04:35:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2020, 05:48:38 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bodybuilder-faces-heartbreak-christmas-sex-23217492
good grief  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 30, 2020, 04:37:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2020, 06:26:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2020, 06:05:18 AM
I.....just.....what..WHY??

https://www.reuters.com/article/china-kungfu/chinese-iron-crotch-kung-fu-masters-fight-to-preserve-a-painful-looking-tradition-idUSKBN28J2A6

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2021, 09:32:26 PM
I can't think why people didn't like someone creating this in a public park.  noooo:

Quote
According to artist Juliana Notari, 'Diva' was intended to 'question the relationship between nature and culture in our phallocentric and anthropocentric western society' as well as provoke debate over the 'problematisation of gender'.

Ah, so it's the usual case of pretentious crap then

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9111119/A-108ft-long-concrete-vagina-sculpture-sparks-fury-Brazil.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2021, 03:39:15 AM
That settles it, not going swimming in the sea here again..  eeek:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1380163/great-white-sharks-uk-waters-fishermen-cornwall-devon-latest
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2021, 07:00:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2021, 03:39:15 AM
That settles it, not going swimming in the sea here again..  eeek:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1380163/great-white-sharks-uk-waters-fishermen-cornwall-devon-latest

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2021, 01:40:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2021, 03:39:15 AM
That settles it, not going swimming in the sea here again..  eeek:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1380163/great-white-sharks-uk-waters-fishermen-cornwall-devon-latest

Bloody incomers ... noooo: from up-country... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2021, 11:33:14 PM
Children's TV? WTF??  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9118663/New-Danish-childrens-TV-features-man-worlds-longest-penis.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2021, 10:40:45 AM
Someone might want to let Miss D know about this...

https://www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/cadbury-enlists-lickers-eggsperts-celebrate-50-years-creme-egg/1703595
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2021, 01:35:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2021, 10:40:45 AM
Someone might want to let Miss D know about this...

https://www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/cadbury-enlists-lickers-eggsperts-celebrate-50-years-creme-egg/1703595

Miss D loves eggs ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2021, 05:24:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 30, 2020, 04:35:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2020, 05:48:38 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bodybuilder-faces-heartbreak-christmas-sex-23217492
good grief  noooo:

It get's worse...  eeek:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bodybuilder-cheats-sex-doll-wife-23299525

I'm now pretty much convinced that there has to be a correlation between cheap knock off steroids and mental health issues.   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2021, 10:10:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2021, 05:24:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 30, 2020, 04:35:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2020, 05:48:38 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bodybuilder-faces-heartbreak-christmas-sex-23217492
good grief  noooo:

It get's worse...  eeek:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bodybuilder-cheats-sex-doll-wife-23299525

I'm now pretty much convinced that there has to be a correlation between cheap knock off steroids and mental health issues.   noooo:
noooo: noooo:

is 'knock of steroids' a euphemism?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2021, 12:41:53 PM
11 years old and stupid enough to be standing on top of a speeding train for Youtube likes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9151123/Boy-11-legs-sliced-train-surfing-horror-Russia.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2021, 12:44:13 PM
I admit when I saw the headline I thought 'Nick and Nod on holiday'  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9150493/Motorist-drives-runway-path-Boeing-777-taking-wrong-turn-Thailand.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2021, 01:50:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2021, 12:41:53 PM
11 years old and stupid enough to be standing on top of a speeding train for Youtube likes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9151123/Boy-11-legs-sliced-train-surfing-horror-Russia.html

Oooh, I bet that smarts...  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2021, 01:52:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2021, 12:44:13 PM
I admit when I saw the headline I thought 'Nick and Nod on holiday'  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9150493/Motorist-drives-runway-path-Boeing-777-taking-wrong-turn-Thailand.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2021, 02:20:00 PM
Stop the world I want to get off...  Banghead

https://news.yahoo.com/dominos-pizza-ad-accused-anti-162710613.html?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2021, 02:22:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2021, 02:20:00 PM
Stop the world I want to get off...  Banghead

https://news.yahoo.com/dominos-pizza-ad-accused-anti-162710613.html?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2021, 02:50:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2021, 02:22:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2021, 02:20:00 PM
Stop the world I want to get off...  Banghead

https://news.yahoo.com/dominos-pizza-ad-accused-anti-162710613.html?

 noooo:

 Banghead    ....and  they inc wogs ...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2021, 03:06:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 16, 2021, 02:50:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2021, 02:22:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2021, 02:20:00 PM
Stop the world I want to get off...  Banghead

https://news.yahoo.com/dominos-pizza-ad-accused-anti-162710613.html?

 noooo:

 Banghead    ....and  they inc wogs ...

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2021, 03:15:30 PM
So the G7 are meeting in Carbis Bay during a (hopefully) resurgent Cornish tourist season...

I'd love to know who was the genius who came up with that idea.  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9156623/Cornish-village-Carbis-Bay-population-3-000-prepares-welcome-world-leaders-G7-summit.html


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2021, 01:38:38 AM
What a fucking idiot...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9168907/Man-given-200-Covid-fine-visiting-BROTHEL-lockdown.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2021, 06:05:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2021, 01:38:38 AM
What a fucking idiot...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9168907/Man-given-200-Covid-fine-visiting-BROTHEL-lockdown.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2021, 06:00:38 PM
Christ!!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9178937/Blood-soaked-naked-man-spotted-wrapped-intestines-carrying-fathers-severed-head-Ukraine.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2021, 06:46:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2021, 06:00:38 PM
Christ!!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9178937/Blood-soaked-naked-man-spotted-wrapped-intestines-carrying-fathers-severed-head-Ukraine.html
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2021, 05:29:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2021, 06:46:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2021, 06:00:38 PM
Christ!!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9178937/Blood-soaked-naked-man-spotted-wrapped-intestines-carrying-fathers-severed-head-Ukraine.html
eeek: eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: WTF?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2021, 10:08:49 PM
Candle holders made of flammable material? This is either the subtle hand of Mr Darwin sir or a really bad QA team..  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/24/urban-outfitters-forced-to-recall-thousands-of-flammable-candle-holders-13804096/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2021, 10:38:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2021, 10:08:49 PM
Candle holders made of flammable material? This is either the subtle hand of Mr Darwin sir or a really bad QA team..  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/24/urban-outfitters-forced-to-recall-thousands-of-flammable-candle-holders-13804096/
facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2021, 02:43:35 AM
And once again I think that a functioning society would have dealt with his obvious issues before he had taken things this far.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/01/25/19/38463702-9185553-image-a-8_1611602837331.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9185553/Man-nose-lip-removed-look-like-black-alien-struggles-speak.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2021, 05:05:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2021, 02:43:35 AM
And once again I think that a functioning society would have dealt with his obvious issues before he had taken things this far.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/01/25/19/38463702-9185553-image-a-8_1611602837331.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9185553/Man-nose-lip-removed-look-like-black-alien-struggles-speak.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2021, 09:00:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 26, 2021, 05:05:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2021, 02:43:35 AM
And once again I think that a functioning society would have dealt with his obvious issues before he had taken things this far.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/01/25/19/38463702-9185553-image-a-8_1611602837331.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9185553/Man-nose-lip-removed-look-like-black-alien-struggles-speak.html

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

and what Meister said
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2021, 08:14:18 AM
OK, it's two years old, but

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-dressed-in-a-bull-onesie-tried-to-burn-down-exlover-s-home-with-pasta-sauce-a3796611.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-dressed-in-a-bull-onesie-tried-to-burn-down-exlover-s-home-with-pasta-sauce-a3796611.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2021, 08:20:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 27, 2021, 08:14:18 AM
OK, it's two years old, but

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-dressed-in-a-bull-onesie-tried-to-burn-down-exlover-s-home-with-pasta-sauce-a3796611.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-dressed-in-a-bull-onesie-tried-to-burn-down-exlover-s-home-with-pasta-sauce-a3796611.html)

 eeek:

Do what now?  noooo:

happy001

I think we might have a winner...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2021, 02:16:07 PM
This Street Artist Transforms Cement Blocks into Mind-Blowing Illusions (https://mymodernmet.com/odeith-illusion-art/?fbclid=IwAR24aTo3s1Co9x2LeCvngrz50M9PrmngIaToRGQrI-56hHLyoFvNNacG8i8)


 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2021, 06:30:31 PM
https://igvofficial.com/doctors-warn-against-tiktok-trend-of-putting-erection-cream-on-lips-to-make-them-look-bigger/?fbclid=IwAR2CtwxFwODdQO36eVrnGrdpYK5UVkOV0xr9i3rhLwD4UhylqvJ7P7GByXk

 noooo: noooo:  and TMJs..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2021, 07:25:24 PM
I have to admit looking at the massive jump in value of Gamestop shares I'm more than a little tempted to have a crack at this when the next company they target gets announced.  rubschin:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/jan/27/gamestop-stock-market-retail-wall-street
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2021, 09:12:06 PM
I'll never complain about having to have a nasal swab again...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9192251/And-thought-nose-swabs-bad-China-begins-using-anal-swabs-test-Covid-Beijing.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2021, 02:42:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2021, 07:25:24 PM
I have to admit looking at the massive jump in value of Gamestop shares I'm more than a little tempted to have a crack at this when the next company they target gets announced.  rubschin:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/jan/27/gamestop-stock-market-retail-wall-street

$91bn losses...  eeek: Wall Street has been sent reeling by a bunch of amateurs and shitposters on Reddit. Hell they've even made a shanty out of the whole affair.

https://youtu.be/rejpDqQUcV0

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/26/short-sellers-are-down-91-billion-in-january-as-gamestop-leads-squeeze-in-stocks-they-bet-against.html

I see that 2021 is carrying on with the 2020 tradition.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2021, 06:46:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2021, 02:42:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2021, 07:25:24 PM
I have to admit looking at the massive jump in value of Gamestop shares I'm more than a little tempted to have a crack at this when the next company they target gets announced.  rubschin:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/jan/27/gamestop-stock-market-retail-wall-street

$91bn losses...  eeek: Wall Street has been sent reeling by a bunch of amateurs and shitposters on Reddit. Hell they've even made a shanty out of the whole affair.

https://youtu.be/rejpDqQUcV0

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/26/short-sellers-are-down-91-billion-in-january-as-gamestop-leads-squeeze-in-stocks-they-bet-against.html

I see that 2021 is carrying on with the 2020 tradition.  rubschin:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2021, 11:46:26 AM
Woman ‘gives armed robber blowjob to distract him until police arrive’
 (https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/28/woman-gives-armed-robber-blowjob-to-distract-him-until-police-arrive-13979080/)
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2021, 03:10:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2021, 11:46:26 AM
Woman ‘gives armed robber blowjob to distract him until police arrive’
 (https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/28/woman-gives-armed-robber-blowjob-to-distract-him-until-police-arrive-13979080/)
 eeek:

Do you think he will get hard time for this...?  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2021, 03:27:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2021, 03:10:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2021, 11:46:26 AM
Woman ‘gives armed robber blowjob to distract him until police arrive’
 (https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/28/woman-gives-armed-robber-blowjob-to-distract-him-until-police-arrive-13979080/)
 eeek:

Do you think he will get hard time for this...?  redface:

 lol: lol: lol: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2021, 07:06:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2021, 03:10:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2021, 11:46:26 AM
Woman ‘gives armed robber blowjob to distract him until police arrive’
 (https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/28/woman-gives-armed-robber-blowjob-to-distract-him-until-police-arrive-13979080/)
 eeek:

Do you think he will get hard time for this...?  redface:

 drumroll:

A whole new meaning to ....."Did you blow it all on loose women ? " ....... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2021, 08:27:38 PM
I couldn't help but laugh at this..  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9168707/Coronavirus-China-blasts-fake-video-people-waddling-like-penguins-COVID-19-anal-swabs.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2021, 08:40:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2021, 08:27:38 PM
I couldn't help but laugh at this..  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9168707/Coronavirus-China-blasts-fake-video-people-waddling-like-penguins-COVID-19-anal-swabs.html

Me too.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2021, 06:16:47 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 01, 2021, 08:40:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2021, 08:27:38 PM
I couldn't help but laugh at this..  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9168707/Coronavirus-China-blasts-fake-video-people-waddling-like-penguins-COVID-19-anal-swabs.html

Me too.... Thumbs:

Me three!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2021, 08:36:14 PM
So is he an idiot or a hardened criminal...?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9214259/German-doctor-killed-lover-sprinkling-cocaine-penis-speaks-time.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2021, 08:40:18 PM
Soooooooo.....Nick or Nod...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9213665/Brake-Moment-speedy-OAP-mobility-scooter-mows-hapless-man-dashes-him.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2021, 05:09:20 AM
Place your bets folks, how long do you think it will be before some mugger rips it off the forehead of this addlepated mook...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9220821/Rapper-Lil-Uzi-Vert-gets-11-karat-pink-diamond-worth-upwards-24million-pierced-FOREHEAD.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2021, 08:29:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2021, 05:09:20 AM
Place your bets folks, how long do you think it will be before some mugger rips it off the forehead of this addlepated mook...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9220821/Rapper-Lil-Uzi-Vert-gets-11-karat-pink-diamond-worth-upwards-24million-pierced-FOREHEAD.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2021, 01:58:50 AM
Another fucking idiot...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9227111/Swizterland-convicts-man-spent-10-000-prostitutes-using-fake-money-printed-himself.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 06, 2021, 07:15:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2021, 01:58:50 AM
Another fucking idiot...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9227111/Swizterland-convicts-man-spent-10-000-prostitutes-using-fake-money-printed-himself.html

WTF would you be getting for £1,800 and £8,000 if it was legal currency  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2021, 07:20:15 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 06, 2021, 07:15:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2021, 01:58:50 AM
Another fucking idiot...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9227111/Swizterland-convicts-man-spent-10-000-prostitutes-using-fake-money-printed-himself.html

WTF would you be getting for £1,800 and £8,000 if it was legal currency  eeek:

I know!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2021, 09:59:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 06, 2021, 07:20:15 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 06, 2021, 07:15:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2021, 01:58:50 AM
Another fucking idiot...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9227111/Swizterland-convicts-man-spent-10-000-prostitutes-using-fake-money-printed-himself.html

WTF would you be getting for £1,800 and £8,000 if it was legal currency  eeek:

I know!  eeek:
rubschin:   does LL know that you know?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 06, 2021, 10:28:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 06, 2021, 09:59:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 06, 2021, 07:20:15 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 06, 2021, 07:15:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2021, 01:58:50 AM
Another fucking idiot...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9227111/Swizterland-convicts-man-spent-10-000-prostitutes-using-fake-money-printed-himself.html

WTF would you be getting for £1,800 and £8,000 if it was legal currency  eeek:

I know!  eeek:
rubschin:   does LL know that you know?

 happy001    point: point: point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2021, 10:30:40 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 06, 2021, 09:59:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 06, 2021, 07:20:15 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 06, 2021, 07:15:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2021, 01:58:50 AM
Another fucking idiot...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9227111/Swizterland-convicts-man-spent-10-000-prostitutes-using-fake-money-printed-himself.html

WTF would you be getting for £1,800 and £8,000 if it was legal currency  eeek:

I know!  eeek:
rubschin:   does LL know that you know?

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2021, 09:45:24 AM



(https://i.postimg.cc/bD25swgs/cats.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bD25swgs)


Apparently, this isn't what they had in mind....  rubschin:

(https://i.postimg.cc/SXP5SMWB/cat-carrier-exists-1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SXP5SMWB)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 07, 2021, 09:55:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2021, 09:45:24 AM



(https://i.postimg.cc/bD25swgs/cats.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bD25swgs)


Apparently, this isn't what they had in mind....  rubschin:

(https://i.postimg.cc/SXP5SMWB/cat-carrier-exists-1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SXP5SMWB)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 07, 2021, 10:34:49 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 07, 2021, 09:55:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2021, 09:45:24 AM



(https://i.postimg.cc/bD25swgs/cats.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bD25swgs)


Apparently, this isn't what they had in mind....  rubschin:

(https://i.postimg.cc/SXP5SMWB/cat-carrier-exists-1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SXP5SMWB)

 happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 07, 2021, 06:46:29 PM
https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/tesco-shopper-opens-brand-new-4964613?fbclid=IwAR21dh8c4DKQKSAXbpTXiqn0kYXiOtyPhnI3j-VkD_reM0EgPKNGeBs_Qg4

Nick........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 07, 2021, 08:11:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 07, 2021, 06:46:29 PM
https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/tesco-shopper-opens-brand-new-4964613?fbclid=IwAR21dh8c4DKQKSAXbpTXiqn0kYXiOtyPhnI3j-VkD_reM0EgPKNGeBs_Qg4

Nick........ rubschin:
Shit it's all excitement in the local Nottingham news isn't it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2021, 09:17:07 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 07, 2021, 08:11:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 07, 2021, 06:46:29 PM
https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/tesco-shopper-opens-brand-new-4964613?fbclid=IwAR21dh8c4DKQKSAXbpTXiqn0kYXiOtyPhnI3j-VkD_reM0EgPKNGeBs_Qg4

Nick........ rubschin:
Shit it's all excitement in the local Nottingham news isn't it

Only because the people of Nottingham have become so used to Nick's disasters that they don't bother reporting them in the news any more.  noooo: 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 01:22:02 AM
TMJ's...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9234623/Royal-Navy-lieutenant-caught-shooting-X-rated-videos-secret-nuclear-submarine-base.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2021, 05:59:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 01:22:02 AM
TMJ's...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9234623/Royal-Navy-lieutenant-caught-shooting-X-rated-videos-secret-nuclear-submarine-base.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2021, 10:41:44 AM
Dozens of activists quit the Green Party as transgender campaigner is made head of its women's section (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9232663/Green-activists-fury-transgender-campaigner-head-womens-section.html)

happy001

Excellent...  Sinister:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 08, 2021, 11:24:10 AM
The poor dears   point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2021, 12:42:12 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 08, 2021, 11:24:10 AM
The poor dears   point:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 12:52:15 PM
 noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236039/Schoolboy-12-undergoes-life-saving-operation-deliberately-swallowed-54-toy-MAGNETS.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2021, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 12:52:15 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236039/Schoolboy-12-undergoes-life-saving-operation-deliberately-swallowed-54-toy-MAGNETS.html

I've got a load of those magnets... They come with a warning about swallowing them, I thought, "who the fuck would think of swallowing them?"  noooo:

Why couldn't they just slide them back up his throat but dragging a spoon up his chest...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2021, 02:27:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 12:52:15 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236039/Schoolboy-12-undergoes-life-saving-operation-deliberately-swallowed-54-toy-MAGNETS.html
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 08, 2021, 02:40:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2021, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 12:52:15 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236039/Schoolboy-12-undergoes-life-saving-operation-deliberately-swallowed-54-toy-MAGNETS.html

I've got a load of those magnets... They come with a warning about swallowing them, I thought, "who the fuck would think of swallowing them?"  noooo:

Why couldn't they just slide them back up his throat but dragging a spoon up his chest...?  rubschin:


Some clues:

Quote
Rhiley Morrison, from Prestwich, ate magnetic balls on two separate occasions
The 12-year-old wanted to see if metal objects would then stick to his stomach
He later told his mother Paige Ward, 30

Also, the Nike outfit, three other children, no mention of the father, Manchester.

Didn't our Darwin have something to say about breeding?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2021, 02:41:45 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 08, 2021, 02:40:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2021, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 12:52:15 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236039/Schoolboy-12-undergoes-life-saving-operation-deliberately-swallowed-54-toy-MAGNETS.html

I've got a load of those magnets... They come with a warning about swallowing them, I thought, "who the fuck would think of swallowing them?"  noooo:

Why couldn't they just slide them back up his throat but dragging a spoon up his chest...?  rubschin:


Some clues:

Quote
Rhiley Morrison, from Prestwich, ate magnetic balls on two separate occasions
The 12-year-old wanted to see if metal objects would then stick to his stomach
He later told his mother Paige Ward, 30

Also, the Nike outfit, three other children, no mention of the father, Manchester.

Didn't our Darwin have something to say about breeding?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2021, 10:54:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2021, 02:41:45 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 08, 2021, 02:40:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2021, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 12:52:15 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236039/Schoolboy-12-undergoes-life-saving-operation-deliberately-swallowed-54-toy-MAGNETS.html

I've got a load of those magnets... They come with a warning about swallowing them, I thought, "who the fuck would think of swallowing them?"  noooo:

Why couldn't they just slide them back up his throat but dragging a spoon up his chest...?  rubschin:


Some clues:

Quote
Rhiley Morrison, from Prestwich, ate magnetic balls on two separate occasions
The 12-year-old wanted to see if metal objects would then stick to his stomach
He later told his mother Paige Ward, 30

Also, the Nike outfit, three other children, no mention of the father, Manchester.

Didn't our Darwin have something to say about breeding?

 lol: lol: lol:

 ;D ;D ;D  wonder if his brother is called Tesco..... rubschin: 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 09, 2021, 04:08:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2021, 02:41:45 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 08, 2021, 02:40:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2021, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 12:52:15 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236039/Schoolboy-12-undergoes-life-saving-operation-deliberately-swallowed-54-toy-MAGNETS.html

I've got a load of those magnets... They come with a warning about swallowing them, I thought, "who the fuck would think of swallowing them?"  noooo:

Why couldn't they just slide them back up his throat but dragging a spoon up his chest...?  rubschin:


Some clues:

Quote
Rhiley Morrison, from Prestwich, ate magnetic balls on two separate occasions
The 12-year-old wanted to see if metal objects would then stick to his stomach
He later told his mother Paige Ward, 30

Also, the Nike outfit, three other children, no mention of the father, Manchester.

Didn't our Darwin have something to say about breeding?

 lol: lol: lol:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2021, 05:30:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html

FFS, fetch me a gun  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 09, 2021, 05:39:34 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 09, 2021, 05:30:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html

FFS, fetch me a gun  noooo: noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:53:35 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 09, 2021, 05:30:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html

FFS, fetch me a gun  noooo: noooo: noooo:

The bullet could go in one ear and out the other without hitting anything between  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 09, 2021, 11:21:12 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9241829/Teenage-couple-died-fireball-crash-not-wearing-seat-belts-inquest-hears.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1IEFVii_iDkP-n9oeUWpI-CWIfzOU8PrbjvFyNo5j_xPHEHuCTq96c_7U


From traveller background ....killed on Gypsy corner ..... rubschin:

Writes itself .... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2021, 04:56:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2021, 04:57:18 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 09, 2021, 11:21:12 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9241829/Teenage-couple-died-fireball-crash-not-wearing-seat-belts-inquest-hears.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1IEFVii_iDkP-n9oeUWpI-CWIfzOU8PrbjvFyNo5j_xPHEHuCTq96c_7U


From traveller background ....killed on Gypsy corner ..... rubschin:

Writes itself .... whistle:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 10, 2021, 06:07:58 AM
http://news.sky.com/story/im-here-live-judge-im-not-a-cat-lawyers-virtual-court-case-feline-filter-faux-pas-12213752

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2021, 06:22:55 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 10, 2021, 06:07:58 AM
http://news.sky.com/story/im-here-live-judge-im-not-a-cat-lawyers-virtual-court-case-feline-filter-faux-pas-12213752

 lol:

happy001

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 10, 2021, 05:15:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2021, 04:57:18 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 09, 2021, 11:21:12 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9241829/Teenage-couple-died-fireball-crash-not-wearing-seat-belts-inquest-hears.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1IEFVii_iDkP-n9oeUWpI-CWIfzOU8PrbjvFyNo5j_xPHEHuCTq96c_7U


From traveller background ....killed on Gypsy corner ..... rubschin:

Writes itself .... whistle:

 ;D
noooo: Not enough bleach on the heather.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2021, 06:11:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html


(https://i.postimg.cc/PpWz78nZ/148649741-1320272228354176-77806967849189183-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PpWz78nZ)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2021, 09:44:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2021, 06:11:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html


(https://i.postimg.cc/PpWz78nZ/148649741-1320272228354176-77806967849189183-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PpWz78nZ)

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2021, 12:04:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 11, 2021, 09:44:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2021, 06:11:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html


(https://i.postimg.cc/PpWz78nZ/148649741-1320272228354176-77806967849189183-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PpWz78nZ)

 evil:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2021, 06:30:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2021, 06:11:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html


(https://i.postimg.cc/PpWz78nZ/148649741-1320272228354176-77806967849189183-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PpWz78nZ)


(https://i.postimg.cc/4nQWX7p1/Et-2-Dp-XMAE8g7l.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4nQWX7p1)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2021, 06:42:30 AM
And to think these idiots are the future of civilisation...  surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 12, 2021, 08:38:18 AM
Indeed    noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2021, 10:00:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 12, 2021, 06:30:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2021, 06:11:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html


(https://i.postimg.cc/PpWz78nZ/148649741-1320272228354176-77806967849189183-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PpWz78nZ)


(https://i.postimg.cc/4nQWX7p1/Et-2-Dp-XMAE8g7l.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4nQWX7p1)
Cyanoacrylate glue was designed to stick body parts together. Other uses are purely coincidental. ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2021, 10:07:25 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2021, 07:22:43 PM
Right ..who is this ..Lil Uzi... rubschin:  the rapper who stuck a 20 million diamond in his forehead ... noooo:..I am a Dj and never heard of him.... rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2021, 08:28:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2021, 06:42:30 AM
And to think these idiots are the future of civilisation...  surrender:

Glue girl is a TEACHER ......... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2021, 08:10:23 PM
http://www.upsocl.com/positive/he-stopped-in-the-street-because-he-thought-there-was-an-injured-leopard-it-turned-out-to-be-a-womans-romper/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2021, 08:11:59 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 14, 2021, 08:10:23 PM
http://www.upsocl.com/positive/he-stopped-in-the-street-because-he-thought-there-was-an-injured-leopard-it-turned-out-to-be-a-womans-romper/
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2021, 06:15:48 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 14, 2021, 08:10:23 PM
http://www.upsocl.com/positive/he-stopped-in-the-street-because-he-thought-there-was-an-injured-leopard-it-turned-out-to-be-a-womans-romper/

AFFS!  whistle:

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.msg706877#msg706877
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 15, 2021, 06:30:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2021, 06:15:48 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 14, 2021, 08:10:23 PM
http://www.upsocl.com/positive/he-stopped-in-the-street-because-he-thought-there-was-an-injured-leopard-it-turned-out-to-be-a-womans-romper/

AFFS!  whistle:

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.msg706877#msg706877

 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 15, 2021, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2021, 06:15:48 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 14, 2021, 08:10:23 PM
http://www.upsocl.com/positive/he-stopped-in-the-street-because-he-thought-there-was-an-injured-leopard-it-turned-out-to-be-a-womans-romper/

AFFS!  whistle:

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.msg706877#msg706877


Well spotted  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2021, 09:02:21 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 15, 2021, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2021, 06:15:48 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 14, 2021, 08:10:23 PM
http://www.upsocl.com/positive/he-stopped-in-the-street-because-he-thought-there-was-an-injured-leopard-it-turned-out-to-be-a-womans-romper/

AFFS!  whistle:

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.msg706877#msg706877


Well spotted  :thumbsup:

 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2021, 10:51:35 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 15, 2021, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2021, 06:15:48 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 14, 2021, 08:10:23 PM
http://www.upsocl.com/positive/he-stopped-in-the-street-because-he-thought-there-was-an-injured-leopard-it-turned-out-to-be-a-womans-romper/

AFFS!  whistle:

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.msg706877#msg706877


Well spotted  :thumbsup:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2021, 11:54:49 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 15, 2021, 10:51:35 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 15, 2021, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2021, 06:15:48 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 14, 2021, 08:10:23 PM
http://www.upsocl.com/positive/he-stopped-in-the-street-because-he-thought-there-was-an-injured-leopard-it-turned-out-to-be-a-womans-romper/

AFFS!  whistle:

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.msg706877#msg706877


Well spotted  :thumbsup:
drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2021, 02:25:00 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2021, 11:54:49 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 15, 2021, 10:51:35 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 15, 2021, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2021, 06:15:48 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 14, 2021, 08:10:23 PM
http://www.upsocl.com/positive/he-stopped-in-the-street-because-he-thought-there-was-an-injured-leopard-it-turned-out-to-be-a-womans-romper/

AFFS!  whistle:

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.msg706877#msg706877


Well spotted  :thumbsup:
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 15, 2021, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2021, 02:25:00 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2021, 11:54:49 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 15, 2021, 10:51:35 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 15, 2021, 08:55:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2021, 06:15:48 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 14, 2021, 08:10:23 PM
http://www.upsocl.com/positive/he-stopped-in-the-street-because-he-thought-there-was-an-injured-leopard-it-turned-out-to-be-a-womans-romper/

AFFS!  whistle:

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.msg706877#msg706877


Well spotted  :thumbsup:
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2021, 03:24:06 PM
It's Gorilla Glue 2, the Fuckwit Boogaloo. Once again I think that if this is an example of the next generation civilization is completely fucked.  noooo:

https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/the-buffoonery-continues-woman-puts-gorilla-glue-on-hair-sets-up-gofundme-page-for-help-watch/720939
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2021, 04:55:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2021, 03:24:06 PM
It's Gorilla Glue 2, the Fuckwit Boogaloo. Once again I think that if this is an example of the next generation civilization is completely fucked.  noooo:

https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/the-buffoonery-continues-woman-puts-gorilla-glue-on-hair-sets-up-gofundme-page-for-help-watch/720939

Suggest it for "personal waxing "....... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2021, 04:56:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2021, 03:24:06 PM
It's Gorilla Glue 2, the Fuckwit Boogaloo. Once again I think that if this is an example of the next generation civilization is completely fucked.  noooo:

https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/the-buffoonery-continues-woman-puts-gorilla-glue-on-hair-sets-up-gofundme-page-for-help-watch/720939

happy001  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2021, 10:36:15 PM
Dozy fuckwit..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9271157/Man-metal-ring-cut-penis-Thai-doctors-trying-enlarge-date.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2021, 05:33:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2021, 10:36:15 PM
Dozy fuckwit..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9271157/Man-metal-ring-cut-penis-Thai-doctors-trying-enlarge-date.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2021, 07:16:41 AM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-accidentally-invited-covid-vaccine-nhs-believed-6cm-tall-liverpool-b920208.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-accidentally-invited-covid-vaccine-nhs-believed-6cm-tall-liverpool-b920208.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2021, 09:52:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2021, 07:16:41 AM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-accidentally-invited-covid-vaccine-nhs-believed-6cm-tall-liverpool-b920208.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-accidentally-invited-covid-vaccine-nhs-believed-6cm-tall-liverpool-b920208.html)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2021, 10:02:24 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2021, 09:52:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2021, 07:16:41 AM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-accidentally-invited-covid-vaccine-nhs-believed-6cm-tall-liverpool-b920208.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-accidentally-invited-covid-vaccine-nhs-believed-6cm-tall-liverpool-b920208.html)
happy001
BMI=28,000!
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2021, 11:23:38 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2021, 10:02:24 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2021, 09:52:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2021, 07:16:41 AM
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-accidentally-invited-covid-vaccine-nhs-believed-6cm-tall-liverpool-b920208.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-accidentally-invited-covid-vaccine-nhs-believed-6cm-tall-liverpool-b920208.html)
happy001
BMI=28,000!
happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

What utter incompetence....  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 20, 2021, 11:38:33 AM
Alaska woman attacked by bear while using toilet (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56136249)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2021, 12:00:34 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 20, 2021, 11:38:33 AM
Alaska woman attacked by bear while using toilet (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56136249)
scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2021, 12:04:42 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 20, 2021, 11:38:33 AM
Alaska woman attacked by bear while using toilet (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56136249)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2021, 07:46:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2021, 12:04:42 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 20, 2021, 11:38:33 AM
Alaska woman attacked by bear while using toilet (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56136249)

 eeek:

It's far too cold for a bear to shit in the woods these days.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2021, 08:08:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2021, 07:46:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2021, 12:04:42 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 20, 2021, 11:38:33 AM
Alaska woman attacked by bear while using toilet (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56136249)

 eeek:

It's far too cold for a bear to shit in the woods these days.  redface:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2021, 09:50:34 AM
Let me see if I have this straight. £72 for a 100ml bottle of perfume that the wearer cannot smell?  I thought that the Emperor's new clothes was just a story not a business plan  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9282125/The-72-perfume-smells-Molecule-01-flies-shelves.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2021, 11:43:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2021, 09:50:34 AM
Let me see if I have this straight. £72 for a 100ml bottle of perfume that the wearer cannot smell?  I thought that the Emperor's new clothes was just a story not a business plan  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9282125/The-72-perfume-smells-Molecule-01-flies-shelves.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2021, 05:59:55 PM
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/152632469_1373969946281411_2038891874647085976_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=FaOPO_SIfCMAX8PmOMa&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=3ea2dbe7bf8aec36a92a92462f143082&oe=605712D5)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2021, 10:17:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 21, 2021, 05:59:55 PM
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/152632469_1373969946281411_2038891874647085976_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=FaOPO_SIfCMAX8PmOMa&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=3ea2dbe7bf8aec36a92a92462f143082&oe=605712D5)
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2021, 11:06:47 AM
I'll let Apey have the comments about this one, he's always good at taking the piss  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9286169/Meal-kit-delivery-firm-HelloFresh-apologises-customer-sent-Coca-Cola-bottle-URINE.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2021, 04:01:23 PM
Would that make covid an std?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9290397/Police-confirm-patrols-advert-illegal-dogging-meet-seen-25-000-enthusiasts.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2021, 11:22:27 AM
Woman in Iran is hanged after dying of heart attack........ rubschin:

(Daily Fail)...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2021, 11:28:24 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 24, 2021, 11:22:27 AM
Woman in Iran is hanged after dying of heart attack........ rubschin:

(Daily Fail)...

I read that elsewhere... 16 of them in the queue and she died before she reached the front...?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2021, 12:12:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 24, 2021, 11:28:24 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 24, 2021, 11:22:27 AM
Woman in Iran is hanged after dying of heart attack........ rubschin:

(Daily Fail)...

I read that elsewhere... 16 of them in the queue and she died before she reached the front...?  eeek:
Yep, what an evil country
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2021, 01:25:14 PM
Hang on, are you saying people are paying £75 for a bottle of Cornish air???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/02/27/00/39821052-9304997-image-m-6_1614385811920.jpg)

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:
 
Think I may have found a new source of income...  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9304997/Firm-selling-75-bottles-Cornish-AIR-accused-false-marketing-breeze-captured-DEVON.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2021, 03:41:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2021, 01:25:14 PM
Hang on, are you saying people are paying £75 for a bottle of Cornish air???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/02/27/00/39821052-9304997-image-m-6_1614385811920.jpg)

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:
 
Think I may have found a new source of income...  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9304997/Firm-selling-75-bottles-Cornish-AIR-accused-false-marketing-breeze-captured-DEVON.html

Does it have to be cold ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2021, 08:32:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 27, 2021, 03:41:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2021, 01:25:14 PM
Hang on, are you saying people are paying £75 for a bottle of Cornish air???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/02/27/00/39821052-9304997-image-m-6_1614385811920.jpg)

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:
 
Think I may have found a new source of income...  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9304997/Firm-selling-75-bottles-Cornish-AIR-accused-false-marketing-breeze-captured-DEVON.html

Does it have to be cold ...... rubschin:
No, but you need six fingers to unscrew the top.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2021, 08:35:57 PM
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2021, 11:23:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 27, 2021, 08:35:57 PM
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2021, 05:43:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 27, 2021, 11:23:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 27, 2021, 08:35:57 PM
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 28, 2021, 08:21:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2021, 05:43:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 27, 2021, 11:23:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 27, 2021, 08:35:57 PM
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2021, 03:41:41 PM
 eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9308403/Plastic-surgeon-goes-traffic-court-Zoom-OPERATING-commissioner-postpones-case.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2021, 04:06:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2021, 03:41:41 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9308403/Plastic-surgeon-goes-traffic-court-Zoom-OPERATING-commissioner-postpones-case.html

Do what now???  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2021, 05:49:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 28, 2021, 04:06:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2021, 03:41:41 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9308403/Plastic-surgeon-goes-traffic-court-Zoom-OPERATING-commissioner-postpones-case.html

Do what now???  Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2021, 06:09:45 PM
Has Apey had a sex change...  eeek:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/i-love-being-extreme-cheapskate-23555193
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2021, 06:27:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2021, 06:09:45 PM
Has Apey had a sex change...  eeek:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/i-love-being-extreme-cheapskate-23555193

Poor Misty!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2021, 06:57:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2021, 06:09:45 PM
Has Apey had a sex change...  eeek:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/i-love-being-extreme-cheapskate-23555193

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2021, 07:04:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 28, 2021, 06:57:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2021, 06:09:45 PM
Has Apey had a sex change...  eeek:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/i-love-being-extreme-cheapskate-23555193

 cussing:

Are you trying to say that isn't your female self? point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2021, 05:56:27 AM
And you thought you were having a bad day...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9313611/Students-lottery-numbers-come-182-Euromillions-draw-forgot-buy-weekly-ticket.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2021, 06:16:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2021, 05:56:27 AM
And you thought you were having a bad day...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9313611/Students-lottery-numbers-come-182-Euromillions-draw-forgot-buy-weekly-ticket.html

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2021, 11:23:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2021, 05:56:27 AM
And you thought you were having a bad day...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9313611/Students-lottery-numbers-come-182-Euromillions-draw-forgot-buy-weekly-ticket.html
yes of course we believe her, not
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2021, 03:11:37 PM
I will not read green eggs and ham
I will not read it Sam I am

 Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9316387/6-books-nix-books-Dr-Seuss-works-halted-racist-images.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2021, 03:21:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2021, 03:11:37 PM
I will not read green eggs and ham
I will not read it Sam I am

 Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9316387/6-books-nix-books-Dr-Seuss-works-halted-racist-images.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2021, 11:40:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2021, 03:21:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2021, 03:11:37 PM
I will not read green eggs and ham
I will not read it Sam I am

 Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9316387/6-books-nix-books-Dr-Seuss-works-halted-racist-images.html

 noooo:

Christ it gets even worse, you can buy copies of Mein Kampf or books by Louis Farrakhan on Ebay but those Dr Seuss books breach their guidelines so are now banned?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9326645/Ebay-BANS-people-reselling-six-offensive-Dr-Seuss.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2021, 12:18:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2021, 11:40:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2021, 03:21:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2021, 03:11:37 PM
I will not read green eggs and ham
I will not read it Sam I am

 Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9316387/6-books-nix-books-Dr-Seuss-works-halted-racist-images.html

 noooo:

Christ it gets even worse, you can buy copies of Mein Kampf or books by Louis Farrakhan on Ebay but those Dr Seuss books breach their guidelines so are now banned?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9326645/Ebay-BANS-people-reselling-six-offensive-Dr-Seuss.html


Dr Seuss rockets up US charts after books pulled over racist portrayals (https://www.theguardian.com/books/2021/mar/04/dr-seuss-rockets-up-us-charts-after-books-pulled-over-racist-portrayals)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2021, 05:00:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2021, 12:18:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2021, 11:40:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2021, 03:21:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2021, 03:11:37 PM
I will not read green eggs and ham
I will not read it Sam I am

 Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9316387/6-books-nix-books-Dr-Seuss-works-halted-racist-images.html

 noooo:

Christ it gets even worse, you can buy copies of Mein Kampf or books by Louis Farrakhan on Ebay but those Dr Seuss books breach their guidelines so are now banned?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9326645/Ebay-BANS-people-reselling-six-offensive-Dr-Seuss.html


Dr Seuss rockets up US charts after books pulled over racist portrayals (https://www.theguardian.com/books/2021/mar/04/dr-seuss-rockets-up-us-charts-after-books-pulled-over-racist-portrayals)

happy001
Probably a good time to stock up on white sheets. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2021, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2021, 05:00:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2021, 12:18:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2021, 11:40:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2021, 03:21:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2021, 03:11:37 PM
I will not read green eggs and ham
I will not read it Sam I am

 Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9316387/6-books-nix-books-Dr-Seuss-works-halted-racist-images.html

 noooo:

Christ it gets even worse, you can buy copies of Mein Kampf or books by Louis Farrakhan on Ebay but those Dr Seuss books breach their guidelines so are now banned?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9326645/Ebay-BANS-people-reselling-six-offensive-Dr-Seuss.html


Dr Seuss rockets up US charts after books pulled over racist portrayals (https://www.theguardian.com/books/2021/mar/04/dr-seuss-rockets-up-us-charts-after-books-pulled-over-racist-portrayals)

happy001
Probably a good time to stock up on white sheets. rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2021, 05:12:24 PM
Just when I thought that nobody could beat PETA for animal rights fuckwittery. The mental health of fish??  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9332119/Animal-welfare-group-claims-fish-suffering-mental-wellbeing-protected.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2021, 07:00:12 PM
Next you'll be telling us they can only remember for 5 seconds
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2021, 07:19:50 PM
Next you'll be telling us they can only remember for 5 seconds
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2021, 08:06:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2021, 07:19:50 PM
Next you'll be telling us they can only remember for 5 seconds

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2021, 11:49:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 07, 2021, 08:06:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2021, 07:19:50 PM
Next you'll be telling us they can only remember for 5 seconds

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 08, 2021, 08:02:14 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2021, 11:49:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 07, 2021, 08:06:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2021, 07:19:50 PM
Next you'll be telling us they can only remember for 5 seconds

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2021, 12:22:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 08, 2021, 08:02:14 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2021, 11:49:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 07, 2021, 08:06:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2021, 07:19:50 PM
Next you'll be telling us they can only remember for 5 seconds

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2021, 12:22:34 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 08, 2021, 08:02:14 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2021, 11:49:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 07, 2021, 08:06:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2021, 07:19:50 PM
Next you'll be telling us they can only remember for 5 seconds

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2021, 12:37:47 PM
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2021, 04:09:15 PM
Serial fraudster and thug Tommy Ten Names supposedly bankrupt

https://www.bedfordshirelive.co.uk/news/bedfordshire-news/lutons-tommy-robinson-declares-bankruptcy-5082655

of course this couldn't in any way be a ruse to hide assets because he's just about to lose a libel case big time could it

But he really has done the paperwork

(https://i.imgur.com/rCCNYRb.jpg?1)
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2021, 03:24:53 PM
The Green Party strikes again  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9350711/Green-peer-calls-MEN-face-6pm-CURFEW-wake-Sarah-Everard-murder.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 11, 2021, 04:10:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2021, 03:24:53 PM
The Green Party strikes again  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9350711/Green-peer-calls-MEN-face-6pm-CURFEW-wake-Sarah-Everard-murder.html
FFS priceless  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2021, 05:15:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2021, 03:24:53 PM
The Green Party strikes again  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9350711/Green-peer-calls-MEN-face-6pm-CURFEW-wake-Sarah-Everard-murder.html

FFS! facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2021, 12:05:44 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jobless-oxford-law-student-suing-23632516
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2021, 06:39:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2021, 12:05:44 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jobless-oxford-law-student-suing-23632516

What a cnut...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 12, 2021, 07:17:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2021, 06:39:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2021, 12:05:44 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jobless-oxford-law-student-suing-23632516

What a cnut...  noooo:

What Barman said noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 12, 2021, 09:28:20 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 12, 2021, 07:17:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2021, 06:39:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2021, 12:05:44 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jobless-oxford-law-student-suing-23632516

What a cnut...  noooo:

What Barman said noooo: noooo:

Agree  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2021, 11:55:18 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 12, 2021, 09:28:20 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 12, 2021, 07:17:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2021, 06:39:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2021, 12:05:44 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jobless-oxford-law-student-suing-23632516

What a cnut...  noooo:

What Barman said noooo: noooo:

Agree  noooo: noooo: noooo:
fourthed  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2021, 11:55:51 AM
Wouldn't he have known about the crash in advance...?  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9353453/TV-psychic-claims-150-000-compensation-car-crash-lose-fortune-telling-powers.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2021, 12:16:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2021, 11:55:51 AM
Wouldn't he have known about the crash in advance...?  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9353453/TV-psychic-claims-150-000-compensation-car-crash-lose-fortune-telling-powers.html
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2021, 12:36:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2021, 12:16:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2021, 11:55:51 AM
Wouldn't he have known about the crash in advance...?  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9353453/TV-psychic-claims-150-000-compensation-car-crash-lose-fortune-telling-powers.html
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Which one was it that set out to prove his psychic powers by driving blindfolded and promptly crashed the motor...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2021, 02:54:04 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9355021/Married-woman-25-shocked-learn-born-man.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR321OX5xJJ509nu3Oo2Wi_tROgWG7sETqCXk5gc-Qo6Iw4zdB

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2021, 03:46:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 12, 2021, 02:54:04 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9355021/Married-woman-25-shocked-learn-born-man.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR321OX5xJJ509nu3Oo2Wi_tROgWG7sETqCXk5gc-Qo6Iw4zdB

 noooo:

Quote
Doctors say the 25-year-old is now reconsidering her gender identity

Why TF would Xi do that...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2021, 04:26:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 12, 2021, 02:54:04 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9355021/Married-woman-25-shocked-learn-born-man.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR321OX5xJJ509nu3Oo2Wi_tROgWG7sETqCXk5gc-Qo6Iw4zdB

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:  very sad cases like that, thankfully rare
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2021, 08:12:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 12, 2021, 02:54:04 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9355021/Married-woman-25-shocked-learn-born-man.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR321OX5xJJ509nu3Oo2Wi_tROgWG7sETqCXk5gc-Qo6Iw4zdB

 noooo:

Quote
The medics said Pingping's family should have taken her for more thorough checks years ago, adding that her parents were closely related.

Expect a deluge of similar stories from Norfolk you say..  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2021, 12:44:21 AM
The hell? She decapitated a child, that sort of mental disorder isn't something you can cure in 5 years.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9354915/Nanny-decapitated-girl-free-just-five-years-psychiatric-ward.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2021, 05:50:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2021, 08:12:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 12, 2021, 02:54:04 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9355021/Married-woman-25-shocked-learn-born-man.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR321OX5xJJ509nu3Oo2Wi_tROgWG7sETqCXk5gc-Qo6Iw4zdB

 noooo:

Quote
The medics said Pingping's family should have taken her for more thorough checks years ago, adding that her parents were closely related.

Expect a deluge of similar stories from Norfolk you say..  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2021, 05:50:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2021, 12:44:21 AM
The hell? She decapitated a child, that sort of mental disorder isn't something you can cure in 5 years.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9354915/Nanny-decapitated-girl-free-just-five-years-psychiatric-ward.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2021, 11:38:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2021, 05:50:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2021, 12:44:21 AM
The hell? She decapitated a child, that sort of mental disorder isn't something you can cure in 5 years.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9354915/Nanny-decapitated-girl-free-just-five-years-psychiatric-ward.html

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 13, 2021, 07:09:15 PM

The sneaky barstewards

(https://i.postimg.cc/TKPyj5hf/china-hide-submarines.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/TKPyj5hf)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2021, 08:06:16 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 13, 2021, 07:09:15 PM

The sneaky barstewards

(https://i.postimg.cc/TKPyj5hf/china-hide-submarines.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/TKPyj5hf)
lol: lol: lol:
 
That Sherlock Holmes he solves the most difficult of puzzles
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2021, 06:17:25 PM
 eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/07/body-modification-obsessed-dad-gets-beads-implanted-into-his-penis-14201727/

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 14, 2021, 06:18:30 PM
Fancy a 99 pack of beer delivered to your door...  Thumbs:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/13/brewery-will-deliver-a-99-can-pack-of-beer-to-your-door-14237268/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2021, 02:42:10 PM
I'm sure Apey will come up with all kinds of jokes here but just what kind of person looks at a door and decides to use it as a sex aid...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/24/man-rushed-to-ae-after-penis-gets-stuck-in-sex-through-bedroom-door-14296767/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2021, 02:46:37 PM
Wonder if the guy in the JCB was making engine noises  lol:

https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/man-uses-excavator-to-fly-aircraft-viral-video-will-leave-you-in-splits-watch/698852
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2021, 04:37:21 PM
Am I a bad person for lauging at this?  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9396883/Man-set-complete-worlds-largest-jigsaw-discovers-one-54-000-pieces-MISSING.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2021, 05:01:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2021, 02:42:10 PM
I'm sure Apey will come up with all kinds of jokes here but just what kind of person looks at a door and decides to use it as a sex aid...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/24/man-rushed-to-ae-after-penis-gets-stuck-in-sex-through-bedroom-door-14296767/
eeek:   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2021, 08:03:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2021, 02:42:10 PM
I'm sure Apey will come up with all kinds of jokes here but just what kind of person looks at a door and decides to use it as a sex aid...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/24/man-rushed-to-ae-after-penis-gets-stuck-in-sex-through-bedroom-door-14296767/

Un-hinged .. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2021, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2021, 08:03:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2021, 02:42:10 PM
I'm sure Apey will come up with all kinds of jokes here but just what kind of person looks at a door and decides to use it as a sex aid...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/24/man-rushed-to-ae-after-penis-gets-stuck-in-sex-through-bedroom-door-14296767/

Un-hinged .. noooo:
lol:

Reminded me of the old 'and we still haven't got your wife off the door knob' joke
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2021, 11:30:52 PM
"Under the new legislation all cellphones and tablets sold in the state are required to automatically block pornography in Utah"...........


But what about guns ....... rubschin:


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2021, 11:26:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2021, 11:30:52 PM
"Under the new legislation all cellphones and tablets sold in the state are required to automatically block pornography in Utah"...........


But what about guns ....... rubschin:
Quite
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2021, 01:18:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2021, 11:30:52 PM
"Under the new legislation all cellphones and tablets sold in the state are required to automatically block pornography in Utah"...........


But what about guns ....... rubschin:

Can you get pornography on guns now?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2021, 01:24:27 PM
I see that Moanio has been playing jokes again..  lol:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/mythical-hobbit-sighting-after-little-23542756
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2021, 01:45:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2021, 01:24:27 PM
I see that Moanio has been playing jokes again..  lol:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/mythical-hobbit-sighting-after-little-23542756

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2021, 03:20:05 PM
Quote from: Robovac
A memory wipe? Those lucky lucky bastards...  cussing:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/drunk-robots-run-amok-peoples-23566949
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2021, 03:31:14 PM
So Glarg, how was your mission?

Supreme Leader, we made contact with one of the people of that world and gave them copies of our sacred texts and combined knowlege as per protocol.

And what happened then?

The...........the.........primitive poured something on the disks and ate them. I recommend that we have no further contact with that world, they are clearly all idiots

 noooo:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-claims-aliens-gave-him-23511035
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2021, 09:10:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2021, 01:18:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2021, 11:30:52 PM
"Under the new legislation all cellphones and tablets sold in the state are required to automatically block pornography in Utah"...........


But what about guns ....... rubschin:

Can you get pornography on guns now?  rubschin:

Shoot your load .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2021, 11:47:55 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/30TqwPRJ/Ex-CAr0-NWEAY-o7k.png) (https://postimg.cc/30TqwPRJ)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2021, 12:10:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 25, 2021, 09:10:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2021, 01:18:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2021, 11:30:52 PM
"Under the new legislation all cellphones and tablets sold in the state are required to automatically block pornography in Utah"...........


But what about guns ....... rubschin:

Can you get pornography on guns now?  rubschin:

Shoot your load .... rubschin:
The user manual says "Cock before use"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2021, 01:26:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2021, 11:47:55 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/30TqwPRJ/Ex-CAr0-NWEAY-o7k.png) (https://postimg.cc/30TqwPRJ)
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2021, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 26, 2021, 01:26:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2021, 11:47:55 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/30TqwPRJ/Ex-CAr0-NWEAY-o7k.png) (https://postimg.cc/30TqwPRJ)
eeek:
rubschin:
If true, the son still saved $6000 on a cremation.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2021, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2021, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 26, 2021, 01:26:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2021, 11:47:55 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/30TqwPRJ/Ex-CAr0-NWEAY-o7k.png) (https://postimg.cc/30TqwPRJ)
eeek:
rubschin:
If true, the son still saved $6000 on a cremation.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2021, 02:29:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2021, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2021, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 26, 2021, 01:26:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2021, 11:47:55 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/30TqwPRJ/Ex-CAr0-NWEAY-o7k.png) (https://postimg.cc/30TqwPRJ)
eeek:
rubschin:
If true, the son still saved $6000 on a cremation.

 lol: lol: lol:

Maybe they forgot what to do with her..... ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2021, 10:17:41 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2021, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 26, 2021, 01:26:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2021, 11:47:55 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/30TqwPRJ/Ex-CAr0-NWEAY-o7k.png) (https://postimg.cc/30TqwPRJ)
eeek:
rubschin:
If true, the son still saved $6000 on a cremation.
It is a true story.  The wonderfully named Mr Gore behind the scam got convicted.

And that's not the worst thing he got up to https://www.businessinsider.com/philip-guyett-body-broker-theory-arizona-center-sewed-body-parts-2019-8?r=US&IR=T 

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2021, 10:08:38 AM
"The Bank of England has unveiled the design of the new £50 banknote, which celebrates the achievements of Alan Turing"..........

Not a "nine bob note" ......... rubschin:   redface: ..........
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2021, 10:17:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 27, 2021, 10:08:38 AM
"The Bank of England has unveiled the design of the new £50 banknote, which celebrates the achievements of Alan Turing"..........

Not a "nine bob note" ......... rubschin:   redface: ..........
;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2021, 10:32:18 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 27, 2021, 10:08:38 AM
"The Bank of England has unveiled the design of the new £50 banknote, which celebrates the achievements of Alan Turing"..........

Not a "nine bob note" ......... rubschin:   redface: ..........

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 27, 2021, 01:49:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2021, 10:17:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 27, 2021, 10:08:38 AM
"The Bank of England has unveiled the design of the new £50 banknote, which celebrates the achievements of Alan Turing"..........

Not a "nine bob note" ......... rubschin:   redface: ..........
;D

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2021, 08:15:50 AM
MISS D !!!!!!!!!!

https://www.tyla.com/stylish/hair-and-beauty-creme-egg-nails-how-to-do-easter-nails-tutorial-20200203?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3JHq4O2tFe_9m7CcByz1-44Lavia4XIdM784yBP-OZoq6Opjsm-EkJexk
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2021, 08:18:11 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2021, 08:15:50 AM
MISS D !!!!!!!!!!

https://www.tyla.com/stylish/hair-and-beauty-creme-egg-nails-how-to-do-easter-nails-tutorial-20200203?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3JHq4O2tFe_9m7CcByz1-44Lavia4XIdM784yBP-OZoq6Opjsm-EkJexk

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2021, 08:27:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2021, 08:18:11 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2021, 08:15:50 AM
MISS D !!!!!!!!!!

https://www.tyla.com/stylish/hair-and-beauty-creme-egg-nails-how-to-do-easter-nails-tutorial-20200203?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3JHq4O2tFe_9m7CcByz1-44Lavia4XIdM784yBP-OZoq6Opjsm-EkJexk

 eeek:
She'd be biting her fingernails all the time.

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2021, 08:42:51 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 29, 2021, 08:27:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2021, 08:18:11 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2021, 08:15:50 AM
MISS D !!!!!!!!!!

https://www.tyla.com/stylish/hair-and-beauty-creme-egg-nails-how-to-do-easter-nails-tutorial-20200203?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3JHq4O2tFe_9m7CcByz1-44Lavia4XIdM784yBP-OZoq6Opjsm-EkJexk

 eeek:
She'd be biting her fingernails all the time.

 noooo:

I was gonna put .." miss D loves egg " but thought better ... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2021, 08:54:01 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2021, 08:42:51 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 29, 2021, 08:27:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2021, 08:18:11 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2021, 08:15:50 AM
MISS D !!!!!!!!!!

https://www.tyla.com/stylish/hair-and-beauty-creme-egg-nails-how-to-do-easter-nails-tutorial-20200203?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3JHq4O2tFe_9m7CcByz1-44Lavia4XIdM784yBP-OZoq6Opjsm-EkJexk

 eeek:
She'd be biting her fingernails all the time.

 noooo:

I was gonna put .." miss D loves egg " but thought better ... noooo:

Very wise! Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2021, 09:51:37 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 27, 2021, 01:49:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2021, 10:17:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 27, 2021, 10:08:38 AM
"The Bank of England has unveiled the design of the new £50 banknote, which celebrates the achievements of Alan Turing"..........

Not a "nine bob note" ......... rubschin:   redface: ..........
;D

 ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2021, 03:43:57 PM
https://www.bolde.com/man-sentenced-prison-fake-kidnap-day-off-work/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=foo&fbclid=IwAR3ex6e011hJDIuzQwBIXzvdNUJ4jFl-DlJsDj4p1EPqNQ1W8PAqM7aUTVQ

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2021, 09:08:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 29, 2021, 03:43:57 PM
https://www.bolde.com/man-sentenced-prison-fake-kidnap-day-off-work/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=foo&fbclid=IwAR3ex6e011hJDIuzQwBIXzvdNUJ4jFl-DlJsDj4p1EPqNQ1W8PAqM7aUTVQ

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2021, 08:13:08 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9414775/Breath-taking-Diver-holds-breath-underwater-24-MINUTES-33-SECONDS-set-new-world-record.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2021, 08:18:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2021, 08:13:08 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9414775/Breath-taking-Diver-holds-breath-underwater-24-MINUTES-33-SECONDS-set-new-world-record.html

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2021, 10:20:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2021, 08:18:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2021, 08:13:08 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9414775/Breath-taking-Diver-holds-breath-underwater-24-MINUTES-33-SECONDS-set-new-world-record.html

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2021, 04:01:08 PM
Follow the money

https://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/1418258/Green-Britain-Nigel-Farage-save-planet-plant-trees?fbclid=IwAR0Y2707ZHC6SNxlF-eWZ_WVaW__c6ZjwwwVF5I4OIfsdxYQi0YYA4SjDIA (https://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/1418258/Green-Britain-Nigel-Farage-save-planet-plant-trees?fbclid=IwAR0Y2707ZHC6SNxlF-eWZ_WVaW__c6ZjwwwVF5I4OIfsdxYQi0YYA4SjDIA)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2021, 04:12:48 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9417491/Iraqi-baby-boy-born-THREE-penises-doctors-claim.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1sPJEbAu3zadi5wVw-sSl4l5lmQPkuTegeqRp40s6BKRMPtDwcHlOJuFs

TMJs.... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2021, 04:31:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 02, 2021, 04:12:48 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9417491/Iraqi-baby-boy-born-THREE-penises-doctors-claim.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1sPJEbAu3zadi5wVw-sSl4l5lmQPkuTegeqRp40s6BKRMPtDwcHlOJuFs

TMJs.... eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2021, 04:35:31 PM
Twins once. Triplets never eeek: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2021, 08:31:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2021, 04:01:08 PM
Follow the money

https://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/1418258/Green-Britain-Nigel-Farage-save-planet-plant-trees?fbclid=IwAR0Y2707ZHC6SNxlF-eWZ_WVaW__c6ZjwwwVF5I4OIfsdxYQi0YYA4SjDIA (https://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/1418258/Green-Britain-Nigel-Farage-save-planet-plant-trees?fbclid=IwAR0Y2707ZHC6SNxlF-eWZ_WVaW__c6ZjwwwVF5I4OIfsdxYQi0YYA4SjDIA)
lol: lol: lol:  as convincing as a nine bob note
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2021, 08:32:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2021, 04:31:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 02, 2021, 04:12:48 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9417491/Iraqi-baby-boy-born-THREE-penises-doctors-claim.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1sPJEbAu3zadi5wVw-sSl4l5lmQPkuTegeqRp40s6BKRMPtDwcHlOJuFs

TMJs.... eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2021, 12:43:37 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9431461/Couple-adrenaline-junkies-end-hospital-having-sex-SKYDIVING.html

TMJ..  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2021, 04:56:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2021, 12:43:37 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9431461/Couple-adrenaline-junkies-end-hospital-having-sex-SKYDIVING.html

TMJ..  noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2021, 08:10:01 AM
Talk about cool under pressure  worthy:

https://www.reuters.com/article/russia-fire-hospital/russian-doctors-complete-open-heart-surgery-as-tsarist-era-hospital-burns-idUSL8N2LV17W
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2021, 08:25:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2021, 08:10:01 AM
Talk about cool under pressure  worthy:

https://www.reuters.com/article/russia-fire-hospital/russian-doctors-complete-open-heart-surgery-as-tsarist-era-hospital-burns-idUSL8N2LV17W

Wow!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2021, 09:36:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2021, 08:25:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2021, 08:10:01 AM
Talk about cool under pressure  worthy:

https://www.reuters.com/article/russia-fire-hospital/russian-doctors-complete-open-heart-surgery-as-tsarist-era-hospital-burns-idUSL8N2LV17W

Wow!  eeek:
Wow!2   eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2021, 09:37:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2021, 04:56:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2021, 12:43:37 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9431461/Couple-adrenaline-junkies-end-hospital-having-sex-SKYDIVING.html

TMJ..  noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

"did the air move for you too dear"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 03, 2021, 10:33:14 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 03, 2021, 09:36:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2021, 08:25:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2021, 08:10:01 AM
Talk about cool under pressure  worthy:

https://www.reuters.com/article/russia-fire-hospital/russian-doctors-complete-open-heart-surgery-as-tsarist-era-hospital-burns-idUSL8N2LV17W

Wow!  eeek:
Wow!2   eeek: eeek:

Wow!3   eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2021, 05:29:22 PM
If you are having a bad day just remember it could always be worse...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9434177/Rope-technician-hanging-Melbourne-skyrise-realises-glass-window-hes-installing-BIG.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 05, 2021, 11:58:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2021, 05:29:22 PM
If you are having a bad day just remember it could always be worse...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9434177/Rope-technician-hanging-Melbourne-skyrise-realises-glass-window-hes-installing-BIG.html
Strewth
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2021, 12:10:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2021, 05:29:22 PM
If you are having a bad day just remember it could always be worse...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9434177/Rope-technician-hanging-Melbourne-skyrise-realises-glass-window-hes-installing-BIG.html

Why is it terrifying...? shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2021, 01:54:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2021, 12:10:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2021, 05:29:22 PM
If you are having a bad day just remember it could always be worse...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9434177/Rope-technician-hanging-Melbourne-skyrise-realises-glass-window-hes-installing-BIG.html

Why is it terrifying...? shrugs:

I was thinking more bloody irritating than terrifying.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2021, 02:09:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2021, 01:54:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2021, 12:10:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2021, 05:29:22 PM
If you are having a bad day just remember it could always be worse...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9434177/Rope-technician-hanging-Melbourne-skyrise-realises-glass-window-hes-installing-BIG.html

Why is it terrifying...? shrugs:

I was thinking more bloody irritating than terrifying.

Indeed...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2021, 06:56:39 PM
Woman Opens Fire On Burger King Employees Over Wait For Drive-Thru Food.....

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2021, 05:38:19 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2021, 06:56:39 PM
Woman Opens Fire On Burger King Employees Over Wait For Drive-Thru Food.....

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 06, 2021, 09:09:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2021, 05:38:19 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2021, 06:56:39 PM
Woman Opens Fire On Burger King Employees Over Wait For Drive-Thru Food.....

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 11:57:33 AM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FPKse7Ce%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR1qEKVYofjihGstVWx4z7x2pu1o_unYVShTnaax4mG7WyD8a0XnGs6fPXw&h=AT1ARsv5mg1OzijgdLGXPWeOR_KoEqOi7AXVlk_r7cGhUbFMWA3DNwseeh_070tU2b2cBhB03zMQJksZLteJjHRLzA-h_hovsxThG4x95v1Q4Q6jYx-vneqGT1qV04iOSUk&__tn__=%2CmH-R&c[0]=AT1JdzceMkARzosAThVbNIHtjlSjBYFYpSX3s-q1xt0fBTa1GClmK23K5KojDP6zBHas3DlzgRHCiaQ77DbDokIYqVUuGB3fG8r63do_yDqvKVB1eqdwbLjzTNu1NDVezXr46qgawyCpfOe6D5jCdc1mwgdyEutpIUapyEzYuL2KR-1UjTBYhgTtJAeyNr5glyhYzNuCOp90ZA
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2021, 12:01:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 11:57:33 AM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FPKse7Ce%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR1qEKVYofjihGstVWx4z7x2pu1o_unYVShTnaax4mG7WyD8a0XnGs6fPXw&h=AT1ARsv5mg1OzijgdLGXPWeOR_KoEqOi7AXVlk_r7cGhUbFMWA3DNwseeh_070tU2b2cBhB03zMQJksZLteJjHRLzA-h_hovsxThG4x95v1Q4Q6jYx-vneqGT1qV04iOSUk&__tn__=%2CmH-R&c[0]=AT1JdzceMkARzosAThVbNIHtjlSjBYFYpSX3s-q1xt0fBTa1GClmK23K5KojDP6zBHas3DlzgRHCiaQ77DbDokIYqVUuGB3fG8r63do_yDqvKVB1eqdwbLjzTNu1NDVezXr46qgawyCpfOe6D5jCdc1mwgdyEutpIUapyEzYuL2KR-1UjTBYhgTtJAeyNr5glyhYzNuCOp90ZA

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 12:07:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2021, 12:01:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 11:57:33 AM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FPKse7Ce%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR1qEKVYofjihGstVWx4z7x2pu1o_unYVShTnaax4mG7WyD8a0XnGs6fPXw&h=AT1ARsv5mg1OzijgdLGXPWeOR_KoEqOi7AXVlk_r7cGhUbFMWA3DNwseeh_070tU2b2cBhB03zMQJksZLteJjHRLzA-h_hovsxThG4x95v1Q4Q6jYx-vneqGT1qV04iOSUk&__tn__=%2CmH-R&c[0]=AT1JdzceMkARzosAThVbNIHtjlSjBYFYpSX3s-q1xt0fBTa1GClmK23K5KojDP6zBHas3DlzgRHCiaQ77DbDokIYqVUuGB3fG8r63do_yDqvKVB1eqdwbLjzTNu1NDVezXr46qgawyCpfOe6D5jCdc1mwgdyEutpIUapyEzYuL2KR-1UjTBYhgTtJAeyNr5glyhYzNuCOp90ZA

 noooo:

Not sure what happened to link ..but basically 2 mongs walking a pram on live train tracks ... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2021, 12:19:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 12:07:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2021, 12:01:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 11:57:33 AM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FPKse7Ce%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR1qEKVYofjihGstVWx4z7x2pu1o_unYVShTnaax4mG7WyD8a0XnGs6fPXw&h=AT1ARsv5mg1OzijgdLGXPWeOR_KoEqOi7AXVlk_r7cGhUbFMWA3DNwseeh_070tU2b2cBhB03zMQJksZLteJjHRLzA-h_hovsxThG4x95v1Q4Q6jYx-vneqGT1qV04iOSUk&__tn__=%2CmH-R&c[0]=AT1JdzceMkARzosAThVbNIHtjlSjBYFYpSX3s-q1xt0fBTa1GClmK23K5KojDP6zBHas3DlzgRHCiaQ77DbDokIYqVUuGB3fG8r63do_yDqvKVB1eqdwbLjzTNu1NDVezXr46qgawyCpfOe6D5jCdc1mwgdyEutpIUapyEzYuL2KR-1UjTBYhgTtJAeyNr5glyhYzNuCOp90ZA

 noooo:

Not sure what happened to link ..but basically 2 mongs walking a pram on live train tracks ... noooo:

Yes, I copied the whole link and read it... facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 12:20:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2021, 12:19:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 12:07:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2021, 12:01:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 11:57:33 AM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FPKse7Ce%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR1qEKVYofjihGstVWx4z7x2pu1o_unYVShTnaax4mG7WyD8a0XnGs6fPXw&h=AT1ARsv5mg1OzijgdLGXPWeOR_KoEqOi7AXVlk_r7cGhUbFMWA3DNwseeh_070tU2b2cBhB03zMQJksZLteJjHRLzA-h_hovsxThG4x95v1Q4Q6jYx-vneqGT1qV04iOSUk&__tn__=%2CmH-R&c[0]=AT1JdzceMkARzosAThVbNIHtjlSjBYFYpSX3s-q1xt0fBTa1GClmK23K5KojDP6zBHas3DlzgRHCiaQ77DbDokIYqVUuGB3fG8r63do_yDqvKVB1eqdwbLjzTNu1NDVezXr46qgawyCpfOe6D5jCdc1mwgdyEutpIUapyEzYuL2KR-1UjTBYhgTtJAeyNr5glyhYzNuCOp90ZA

 noooo:

Not sure what happened to link ..but basically 2 mongs walking a pram on live train tracks ... noooo:

Yes, I copied the whole link and read it... facepalm:

Well you could have told the rest of us ... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2021, 12:54:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 12:20:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2021, 12:19:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 12:07:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2021, 12:01:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 11:57:33 AM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FPKse7Ce%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR1qEKVYofjihGstVWx4z7x2pu1o_unYVShTnaax4mG7WyD8a0XnGs6fPXw&h=AT1ARsv5mg1OzijgdLGXPWeOR_KoEqOi7AXVlk_r7cGhUbFMWA3DNwseeh_070tU2b2cBhB03zMQJksZLteJjHRLzA-h_hovsxThG4x95v1Q4Q6jYx-vneqGT1qV04iOSUk&__tn__=%2CmH-R&c[0]=AT1JdzceMkARzosAThVbNIHtjlSjBYFYpSX3s-q1xt0fBTa1GClmK23K5KojDP6zBHas3DlzgRHCiaQ77DbDokIYqVUuGB3fG8r63do_yDqvKVB1eqdwbLjzTNu1NDVezXr46qgawyCpfOe6D5jCdc1mwgdyEutpIUapyEzYuL2KR-1UjTBYhgTtJAeyNr5glyhYzNuCOp90ZA

 noooo:

Not sure what happened to link ..but basically 2 mongs walking a pram on live train tracks ... noooo:

Yes, I copied the whole link and read it... facepalm:

Well you could have told the rest of us ... ::)

Here's a link that works  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9440269/Police-release-photo-two-women-walking-pram-toddler-LIVE-train-line.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 06, 2021, 09:49:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2021, 12:54:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 12:20:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2021, 12:19:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 12:07:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2021, 12:01:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 11:57:33 AM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FPKse7Ce%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR1qEKVYofjihGstVWx4z7x2pu1o_unYVShTnaax4mG7WyD8a0XnGs6fPXw&h=AT1ARsv5mg1OzijgdLGXPWeOR_KoEqOi7AXVlk_r7cGhUbFMWA3DNwseeh_070tU2b2cBhB03zMQJksZLteJjHRLzA-h_hovsxThG4x95v1Q4Q6jYx-vneqGT1qV04iOSUk&__tn__=%2CmH-R&c[0]=AT1JdzceMkARzosAThVbNIHtjlSjBYFYpSX3s-q1xt0fBTa1GClmK23K5KojDP6zBHas3DlzgRHCiaQ77DbDokIYqVUuGB3fG8r63do_yDqvKVB1eqdwbLjzTNu1NDVezXr46qgawyCpfOe6D5jCdc1mwgdyEutpIUapyEzYuL2KR-1UjTBYhgTtJAeyNr5glyhYzNuCOp90ZA

 noooo:

Not sure what happened to link ..but basically 2 mongs walking a pram on live train tracks ... noooo:

Yes, I copied the whole link and read it... facepalm:

Well you could have told the rest of us ... ::)

Here's a link that works  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9440269/Police-release-photo-two-women-walking-pram-toddler-LIVE-train-line.html
Ta Meister

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2021, 05:27:51 PM
Might be worth Nick having a go...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9444559/Tesco-com-swapping-boring-grocery-items-tech-devices.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2021, 06:27:11 PM
I never knew that orc is Brazillian for dickhead, you learn something new every day...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9444735/Father-covered-85-percent-body-tattoos-transform-real-life-orc.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2021, 08:31:13 AM
You thought you found treasure but you were shit out of luck...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9444337/Stomach-churning-moment-man-discovers-concrete-treasure-box-buried-yard-septic-tank.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2021, 07:30:46 PM
Moment senior female cop killed Minneapolis black man, 20, during traffic stop as officials insist she 'accidentally drew handgun instead of Taser'........


 rubschin:      noooo:     




(BM stop laughing at the back ) ...!!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 12, 2021, 07:46:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2021, 07:30:46 PM
Moment senior female cop killed Minneapolis black man, 20, during traffic stop as officials insist she 'accidentally drew handgun instead of Taser'........


 rubschin:      noooo:     




(BM stop laughing at the back ) ...!!

Pull the other one
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2021, 08:09:08 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 12, 2021, 07:46:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2021, 07:30:46 PM
Moment senior female cop killed Minneapolis black man, 20, during traffic stop as officials insist she 'accidentally drew handgun instead of Taser'........


 rubschin:      noooo:     




(BM stop laughing at the back ) ...!!

Pull the other one
It's believable IMHO but still shows how deplorably bad USA policing has become
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2021, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 12, 2021, 07:46:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2021, 07:30:46 PM
Moment senior female cop killed Minneapolis black man, 20, during traffic stop as officials insist she 'accidentally drew handgun instead of Taser'........


 rubschin:      noooo:     




(BM stop laughing at the back ) ...!!

Pull the other one

 drumroll:   ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2021, 05:19:46 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2021, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 12, 2021, 07:46:11 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2021, 07:30:46 PM
Moment senior female cop killed Minneapolis black man, 20, during traffic stop as officials insist she 'accidentally drew handgun instead of Taser'........


 rubschin:      noooo:     




(BM stop laughing at the back ) ...!!

Pull the other one

 drumroll:   ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2021, 11:46:37 AM
Life's a Bitch sometimes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56731027
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2021, 11:50:09 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 14, 2021, 11:46:37 AM
Life's a Bitch sometimes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56731027

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2021, 09:42:26 PM
Of course you aren't. I'm sure that your Mensa invitation has just been lost in the post...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/14/coleshill-woman-who-moved-next-to-busy-a-road-insists-shes-not-stupid-14407361/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2021, 09:50:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2021, 09:42:26 PM
Of course you aren't. I'm sure that your Mensa invitation has just been lost in the post...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/14/coleshill-woman-who-moved-next-to-busy-a-road-insists-shes-not-stupid-14407361/

 noooo:  saw that earlier ..stopped reading after 30 seconds ... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2021, 06:52:42 AM
China seizes 7,221 human penises on cargo from Nigeria (https://zimbabweobserver.co.za/2021/04/china-seizes-7221-human-penises-on-cargo-ship-from-nigeria/)

Cock and bull story...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2021, 09:23:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 16, 2021, 06:52:42 AM
China seizes 7,221 human penises on cargo from Nigeria (https://zimbabweobserver.co.za/2021/04/china-seizes-7221-human-penises-on-cargo-ship-from-nigeria/)

Cock and bull story...?  rubschin:

 drumroll:

and WTF......... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2021, 12:09:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 16, 2021, 09:23:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 16, 2021, 06:52:42 AM
China seizes 7,221 human penises on cargo from Nigeria (https://zimbabweobserver.co.za/2021/04/china-seizes-7221-human-penises-on-cargo-ship-from-nigeria/)

Cock and bull story...?  rubschin:

 drumroll:

and WTF......... eeek:
WTF2  . . . . eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2021, 03:24:28 PM
Idris Elba's Luther isn't black enough?  facepalm:

https://www.thewrap.com/idris-elbas-luther-was-not-black-enough-to-be-real-bbcs-chief-diversity-officer-says/

Your licence fee at work folks  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2021, 03:51:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2021, 03:24:28 PM
Idris Elba's Luther isn't black enough?  facepalm:

https://www.thewrap.com/idris-elbas-luther-was-not-black-enough-to-be-real-bbcs-chief-diversity-officer-says/

Your licence fee at work folks  Banghead

He has 2 kids by different mothers ..he is trying ...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2021, 04:15:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 16, 2021, 03:51:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2021, 03:24:28 PM
Idris Elba's Luther isn't black enough?  facepalm:

https://www.thewrap.com/idris-elbas-luther-was-not-black-enough-to-be-real-bbcs-chief-diversity-officer-says/

Your licence fee at work folks  Banghead

He has 2 kids by different mothers ..he is trying ...... noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2021, 11:27:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2021, 03:24:28 PM
Idris Elba's Luther isn't black enough?  facepalm:

https://www.thewrap.com/idris-elbas-luther-was-not-black-enough-to-be-real-bbcs-chief-diversity-officer-says/

Your licence fee at work folks  Banghead
Classic junk journalism

An emotive clickbait headline not supported by the article beneath it.  Oh look it's been pirated from the Daily Misery, nuff said
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2021, 05:33:34 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 16, 2021, 11:27:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2021, 03:24:28 PM
Idris Elba's Luther isn't black enough?  facepalm:

https://www.thewrap.com/idris-elbas-luther-was-not-black-enough-to-be-real-bbcs-chief-diversity-officer-says/

Your licence fee at work folks  Banghead
Classic junk journalism

An emotive clickbait headline not supported by the article beneath it.  Oh look it's been pirated from the Daily Misery, nuff said

Do what now...? shrugs:

That is surely what the BBC diversity officer said...

Quote from: Miranda Wayland
We all fell in love with him. Who didn’t, right? But after you got into about the second series you got kind of like, OK, he doesn’t have any Black friends, he doesn’t eat any Caribbean food, this doesn’t feel authentic.

Apparently black characters now have to hang around with black mates all the time and eat Caribbean food (even though he isn't from the Caribbean)...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2021, 07:58:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/GinWjoY.jpg)

Miranda Wayland

quelle surprise  smile:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2021, 08:01:15 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2021, 07:58:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/GinWjoY.jpg)

Miranda Wayland

quelle surprise  smile:

Indeed...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2021, 08:13:47 AM
It seems that Luther was not meant to be black:

Quote from: The Independent
John Luther was not originally written as a Black character, with showrunner Neil Cross previously saying: “I have no knowledge or expertise or right to try to tackle in some way the experience of being a Black man in modern Britain.

“It would have been an act of tremendous arrogance for me to try to write a Black character. We would have ended up with a slightly embarrassed, ignorant, middle-class, white writer’s idea of a Black character.”
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2021, 08:59:06 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2021, 08:13:47 AM
It seems that Luther was not meant to be black:

Quote from: The Independent
John Luther was not originally written as a Black character, with showrunner Neil Cross previously saying: “I have no knowledge or expertise or right to try to tackle in some way the experience of being a Black man in modern Britain.

“It would have been an act of tremendous arrogance for me to try to write a Black character. We would have ended up with a slightly embarrassed, ignorant, middle-class, white writer’s idea of a Black character.”

It is utter bollox isn't it...? ::)

Why not just write a character and then pick the best actor to play the role...? Shrugs:

Does it matter if the actor they chose has a high Melanin level? I don't think most people care...

But no, he has to be stereotypically black with black friends and eating black food...  No doubt there would be complaints if a white actor was chosen and he didn't skoff fish & chips all day...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2021, 09:51:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 17, 2021, 08:01:15 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2021, 07:58:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/GinWjoY.jpg)

Miranda Wayland

quelle surprise  smile:

Indeed...  evil:

What a munter...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2021, 10:09:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 17, 2021, 05:33:34 AM
. .
That is surely what the BBC diversity officer said... . .
No, BIG difference
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2021, 10:14:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 17, 2021, 10:09:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 17, 2021, 05:33:34 AM
. .
That is surely what the BBC diversity officer said... . .
No, BIG difference

You'll have to explain that on then!   lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2021, 10:20:35 AM
So does this mean kids are getting dumber or cuttlefish are getting smarter....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/04/cuttlefish-passes-cognitive-test-meant-for-human-children-14185033/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2021, 10:32:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2021, 10:20:35 AM
So does this mean kids are getting dumber or cuttlefish are getting smarter....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/04/cuttlefish-passes-cognitive-test-meant-for-human-children-14185033/

 lol: lol: lol:

The former I fear...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2021, 08:43:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 17, 2021, 10:14:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 17, 2021, 10:09:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 17, 2021, 05:33:34 AM
. .
That is surely what the BBC diversity officer said... . .
No, BIG difference

You'll have to explain that on then!   lol:
She didn't say what the Daily Misery headline says she said.  They made up a false line about him not being black enough - a race issue, the truth is she pointed out that his portrayed lifestyle with no non white friends was somewhat unrealistic

Of course Daily Misery Mugs wouldn't care for the truth would they
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2021, 09:08:14 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 18, 2021, 08:43:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 17, 2021, 10:14:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 17, 2021, 10:09:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 17, 2021, 05:33:34 AM
. .
That is surely what the BBC diversity officer said... . .
No, BIG difference

You'll have to explain that on then!   lol:
She didn't say what the Daily Misery headline says she said.  They made up a false line about him not being black enough - a race issue, the truth is she pointed out that his portrayed lifestyle with no non white friends was somewhat unrealistic

Of course Daily Misery Mugs wouldn't care for the truth would they

What was she saying if she wasn't saying he was black enough...? ::)

She is clearly a racist who believes that any black character should be stereotypically black...  noooo:

Anyhoo... Does your loathing of anything the 'Daily Misery' publishes extend to The Times...?  rubschin:

Quote from: The Times
There is just one problem with the character, according to a BBC diversity chief: he’s not authentically black enough. Miranda Wayland cited the popular crime drama as an example of a series that is only superficially diverse, as the corporation seeks for more convincing and rounded portrayals of minority groups.

Quote from: Miranda Wayland
“When it first came out everybody loved the fact that Idris Elba was in there — a really strong, black character lead,” said Wayland, the corporation’s head of creative diversity.

“We all fell in love with him. Who didn’t, right? But after you got into about the second series you got kind of like, OK, he doesn’t have any black friends, he doesn’t eat any Caribbean food, this doesn’t feel authentic.”

Clicky... (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/idris-elba-luther-black-drama-crime-bbc-diversity-chief-8dgzjkx7v)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2021, 09:18:01 AM
As Luther wasn't written as a black character this is what comes of trying to shoehorn a black face into a programme to show diversity.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2021, 09:27:57 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2021, 09:18:01 AM
As Luther wasn't written as a black character this is what comes of trying to shoehorn a black face into a programme to show diversity.

I know... They'll have a black actress playing Anne Boleyn next... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2021, 10:24:54 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2021, 09:18:01 AM
As Luther wasn't written as a black character this is what comes of trying to shoehorn a black face into a programme to show diversity.
Exactly

Simple faux 'solutions' to complex issues so often end up just making more complex issues
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2021, 11:23:51 AM
Jesus!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9488127/Buddhist-monk-chops-head-guillotine-Buddha.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 20, 2021, 11:34:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2021, 11:23:51 AM
Jesus!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9488127/Buddhist-monk-chops-head-guillotine-Buddha.html
Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2021, 11:51:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2021, 11:23:51 AM
Jesus!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9488127/Buddhist-monk-chops-head-guillotine-Buddha.html

I'm not clicking it...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2021, 01:59:43 PM
So many things here .... noooo:

"Man in witness protection gunned down
Convicted felon who cooperated with police killed while driving in Larnaca mob-style assassination

"Police said Mariouthkias was shot multiple times, with local media saying he was driving alone in a Lamborghini that he had purchased hours earlier."

This is Cyprus ..it is a very small place .....and if you want to keep a low profile ..maybe not buy this car ... noooo:  (btw also bright yellow )..

Not sure if this should be in Darwin thread ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2021, 02:41:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 20, 2021, 01:59:43 PM
So many things here .... noooo:

"Man in witness protection gunned down
Convicted felon who cooperated with police killed while driving in Larnaca mob-style assassination

"Police said Mariouthkias was shot multiple times, with local media saying he was driving alone in a Lamborghini that he had purchased hours earlier."

This is Cyprus ..it is a very small place .....and if you want to keep a low profile ..maybe not buy this car ... noooo:  (btw also bright yellow )..

Not sure if this should be in Darwin thread ... rubschin:

Miss A lives there...  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2021, 03:45:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2021, 11:51:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2021, 11:23:51 AM
Jesus!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9488127/Buddhist-monk-chops-head-guillotine-Buddha.html

I'm not clicking it...  noooo:
"There are three doors, behind one of them is enlightenment, behing the other two are a guillotine or a gallon of unleaded......"

He probably got the quickest answer of the three.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2021, 03:53:51 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2021, 03:45:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2021, 11:51:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2021, 11:23:51 AM
Jesus!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9488127/Buddhist-monk-chops-head-guillotine-Buddha.html

I'm not clicking it...  noooo:
"There are three doors, behind one of them is enlightenment, behing the other two are a guillotine or a gallon of unleaded......"

He probably got the quickest answer of the three.

Only because you locked the other 2 doors Mr Darwin sir..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2021, 07:07:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2021, 02:41:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 20, 2021, 01:59:43 PM
So many things here .... noooo:

"Man in witness protection gunned down
Convicted felon who cooperated with police killed while driving in Larnaca mob-style assassination

"Police said Mariouthkias was shot multiple times, with local media saying he was driving alone in a Lamborghini that he had purchased hours earlier."

This is Cyprus ..it is a very small place .....and if you want to keep a low profile ..maybe not buy this car ... noooo:  (btw also bright yellow )..

Not sure if this should be in Darwin thread ... rubschin:

Miss A lives there...  scared2:

Tell her might be a cheap Lamborghini going ...... Thumbs:  might need windscreen .... rubschin:

Seats will need cleaning ....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 20, 2021, 09:29:20 PM
Maybe she was the shooter  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2021, 02:27:48 AM
Just when I thought my faith in humanity couldn't get any lower...  noooo:

https://nypost.com/2021/04/17/consensual-incest-should-be-decriminalized-advocates-say/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2021, 04:49:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2021, 02:27:48 AM
Just when I thought my faith in humanity couldn't get any lower...  noooo:

https://nypost.com/2021/04/17/consensual-incest-should-be-decriminalized-advocates-say/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2021, 09:33:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2021, 04:49:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2021, 02:27:48 AM
Just when I thought my faith in humanity couldn't get any lower...  noooo:

https://nypost.com/2021/04/17/consensual-incest-should-be-decriminalized-advocates-say/

 noooo:

Maybe someone should tell them that Norfolk is a county and not an abbreviation of normal folk  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2021, 10:24:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2021, 09:33:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2021, 04:49:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2021, 02:27:48 AM
Just when I thought my faith in humanity couldn't get any lower...  noooo:

https://nypost.com/2021/04/17/consensual-incest-should-be-decriminalized-advocates-say/

 noooo:

Maybe someone should tell them that Norfolk is a county and not an abbreviation of normal folk  noooo:
drumroll:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2021, 06:34:35 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/hz9vRmwd/img1011236.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/hz9vRmwd)


Sinkhole in living room (https://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/304696)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:19:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2021, 06:34:35 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/hz9vRmwd/img1011236.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/hz9vRmwd)


Sinkhole in living room (https://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/304696)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

 rubschin: Looks very neat sides for a sinkhole
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:21:14 AM
Is he related to anyone we know?  London Mayoral candidate Count Binface

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/282C/production/_118048201_img_75992.jpg)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56739579
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2021, 11:37:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:19:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2021, 06:34:35 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/hz9vRmwd/img1011236.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/hz9vRmwd)


Sinkhole in living room (https://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/304696)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

 rubschin: Looks very neat sides for a sinkhole

Looks more like an old mineworking ventilation shaft. Saw a few of them down here after they were forgotten and someone ended up building over them.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 01:22:06 AM
Either the burglar really was that stupid or someone was twisted enough to come up with this as a story. I'm not sure which possibility is more disturbing...  eeek:  sick2:

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-snorts-dried-sperm-thinking-it-was-cocaine-contracts-herpes-and-syphilis/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2021, 05:53:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 01:22:06 AM
Either the burglar really was that stupid or someone was twisted enough to come up with this as a story. I'm not sure which possibility is more disturbing...  eeek:  sick2:

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-snorts-dried-sperm-thinking-it-was-cocaine-contracts-herpes-and-syphilis/

 eeek: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 12:44:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:21:14 AM
Is he related to anyone we know?  London Mayoral candidate Count Binface

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/282C/production/_118048201_img_75992.jpg)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56739579

Am I a bad person for having part of me hoping he wins just to see the look on Sadiq's face..?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2021, 12:51:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 12:44:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:21:14 AM
Is he related to anyone we know?  London Mayoral candidate Count Binface

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/282C/production/_118048201_img_75992.jpg)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56739579

Am I a bad person for having part of me hoping he wins just to see the look on Sadiq's face..?  rubschin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 12:55:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2021, 12:51:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 12:44:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:21:14 AM
Is he related to anyone we know?  London Mayoral candidate Count Binface

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/282C/production/_118048201_img_75992.jpg)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56739579

Am I a bad person for having part of me hoping he wins just to see the look on Sadiq's face..?  rubschin:

 eveilgrin:

A daft looking mook wearing a metal bin/bucket ousting a useless mayor, this could end up setting a precedent....  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2021, 01:22:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 12:55:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2021, 12:51:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 12:44:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:21:14 AM
Is he related to anyone we know?  London Mayoral candidate Count Binface

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/282C/production/_118048201_img_75992.jpg)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56739579

Am I a bad person for having part of me hoping he wins just to see the look on Sadiq's face..?  rubschin:

 eveilgrin:

A daft looking mook wearing a metal bin/bucket ousting a useless mayor, this could end up setting a precedent....  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2021, 05:03:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 12:44:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:21:14 AM
Is he related to anyone we know?  London Mayoral candidate Count Binface

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/282C/production/_118048201_img_75992.jpg)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56739579

Am I a bad person for having part of me hoping he wins just to see the look on Sadiq's face..?  rubschin:
No but I'll settle for him beating Piers Corbyn
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2021, 01:06:09 PM
Evidently Khan has an inflated opinion of his own worth, the only countries that would have a noticeable effect would be Saudi and Dubai and can you really see either one risking their income by taking part in a trade boycott? All this would lead to is the stoppage of foreign aid and investment in the remaining countries to take part in this so who would really be worse off.

But perhaps we would consider it if in return you all pass laws to prohibit violence against innocents on the basis of religion but somehow I can't see that happening.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9516043/Pakistan-PM-boasts-plan-Muslim-countries-force-blasphemy-laws-West-work.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:25:33 AM
Maybe I'm missing something here but why the hell would you elect Iran to lead the UN commission on women's rights..  noooo:

Quote from: Andrew Neil
“It claims to be ‘the principal global intergovernmental body exclusively dedicated to the promotion of gender equality and the empowerment of women’.

“Words fail me.”

Couldn't have put it better myself.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1427543/andrew-neil-iran-united-nations-commission-womens-rights
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:45:44 AM
You volunteered to be a crash test dummy for a BBC show. What did you think was likely to happen?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9518729/BBC-presenter-sues-corporation-3-7m.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2021, 06:27:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:45:44 AM
You volunteered to be a crash test dummy for a BBC show. What did you think was likely to happen?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9518729/BBC-presenter-sues-corporation-3-7m.html

What a mong...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2021, 06:28:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:25:33 AM
Maybe I'm missing something here but why the hell would you elect Iran to lead the UN commission on women's rights..  noooo:

Quote from: Andrew Neil
“It claims to be ‘the principal global intergovernmental body exclusively dedicated to the promotion of gender equality and the empowerment of women’.

“Words fail me.”

Couldn't have put it better myself.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1427543/andrew-neil-iran-united-nations-commission-womens-rights

You couldn't make it up...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2021, 09:53:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:45:44 AM
You volunteered to be a crash test dummy for a BBC show. What did you think was likely to happen?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9518729/BBC-presenter-sues-corporation-3-7m.html
That the BBC would have properly assessed the risks.  Seems they didn't which is why they're only disputing the amount
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2021, 09:57:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2021, 06:28:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:25:33 AM
Maybe I'm missing something here but why the hell would you elect Iran to lead the UN commission on women's rights..  noooo:

Quote from: Andrew Neil
“It claims to be ‘the principal global intergovernmental body exclusively dedicated to the promotion of gender equality and the empowerment of women’.

“Words fail me.”

Couldn't have put it better myself.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1427543/andrew-neil-iran-united-nations-commission-womens-rights

You couldn't make it up...  noooo:
Unfortunately Andrew Neil did
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2021, 02:24:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D

I saw that!  lol:

Apparently the condoms and lube in the bag were the giveaway...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 28, 2021, 02:48:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2021, 06:27:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:45:44 AM
You volunteered to be a crash test dummy for a BBC show. What did you think was likely to happen?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9518729/BBC-presenter-sues-corporation-3-7m.html

What a mong...  noooo:
"M'lud, the defence will seek to prove that the Brain Damage was a pre-existing condition"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2021, 03:43:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 28, 2021, 02:48:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2021, 06:27:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:45:44 AM
You volunteered to be a crash test dummy for a BBC show. What did you think was likely to happen?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9518729/BBC-presenter-sues-corporation-3-7m.html

What a mong...  noooo:
"M'lud, the defence will seek to prove that the Brain Damage was a pre-existing condition"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2021, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D
Imagine the consequences if someone got that wrong the other way round
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2021, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D
Imagine the consequences if someone got that wrong the other way round

 ;D  no doubt ..it would have been blown out of proportion .......... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2021, 10:41:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2021, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D
Imagine the consequences if someone got that wrong the other way round

 ;D  no doubt ..it would have been blown out of proportion .......... redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2021, 04:35:23 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2021, 10:41:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2021, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D
Imagine the consequences if someone got that wrong the other way round

 ;D  no doubt ..it would have been blown out of proportion .......... redface:
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2021, 05:25:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 29, 2021, 04:35:23 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2021, 10:41:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2021, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D
Imagine the consequences if someone got that wrong the other way round

 ;D  no doubt ..it would have been blown out of proportion .......... redface:
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

In-cumming
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2021, 05:27:20 AM
Retired French generals warn of a deadly civil war..?  rubschin:

Nope, I've tried to imagine what this would look like and all I get is 2 armies aggressively waving white flags at one another..  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56899765
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2021, 05:30:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2021, 05:27:20 AM
Retired French generals warn of a deadly civil war..?  rubschin:

Nope, I've tried to imagine what this would look like and all I get is 2 armies aggressively waving white flags at one another..  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56899765

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2021, 04:36:44 AM
Oooooooh crap........where is Nick for the next week or so..?  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9537979/A-21-TON-Chinese-rocket-tumbling-Earth-shower-debris-populated-areas.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2021, 05:32:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2021, 04:36:44 AM
Oooooooh crap........where is Nick for the next week or so..?  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9537979/A-21-TON-Chinese-rocket-tumbling-Earth-shower-debris-populated-areas.html

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2021, 06:03:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 04, 2021, 05:32:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2021, 04:36:44 AM
Oooooooh crap........where is Nick for the next week or so..?  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9537979/A-21-TON-Chinese-rocket-tumbling-Earth-shower-debris-populated-areas.html

 ;D

Send him to Cyprus you say...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2021, 06:11:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2021, 06:03:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 04, 2021, 05:32:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2021, 04:36:44 AM
Oooooooh crap........where is Nick for the next week or so..?  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9537979/A-21-TON-Chinese-rocket-tumbling-Earth-shower-debris-populated-areas.html

 ;D

Send him to Cyprus you say...  whistle:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2021, 11:52:48 AM
Call me cynical but out of the range of eating disorders you are likely to be suffering from I don't think that anorexia is anywhere near the list.  I've known a number of people including an ex of mine who suffer from that condition and they varied from worryingly thing to almost skeletal and needing hospital treatment, something you clearly are not   cussing:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/05/03/18/42523766-9538293-image-m-9_1620064167126.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9538293/Plus-size-model-Tess-Holliday-reveals-anorexic.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2021, 12:41:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2021, 11:52:48 AM
Call me cynical but out of the range of eating disorders you are likely to be suffering from I don't think that anorexia is anywhere near the list.  I've known a number of people including an ex of mine who suffer from that condition and they varied from worryingly thing to almost skeletal and needing hospital treatment, something you clearly are not   cussing:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/05/03/18/42523766-9538293-image-m-9_1620064167126.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9538293/Plus-size-model-Tess-Holliday-reveals-anorexic.html

I reckon she is Bulimic - not Anorexic... She just keeps forgetting about the being sick part...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2021, 03:09:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2021, 12:41:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2021, 11:52:48 AM
Call me cynical but out of the range of eating disorders you are likely to be suffering from I don't think that anorexia is anywhere near the list.  I've known a number of people including an ex of mine who suffer from that condition and they varied from worryingly thing to almost skeletal and needing hospital treatment, something you clearly are not   cussing:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/05/03/18/42523766-9538293-image-m-9_1620064167126.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9538293/Plus-size-model-Tess-Holliday-reveals-anorexic.html

I reckon she is Bulimic - not Anorexic... She just keeps forgetting about the being sick part...

She's making me wanna puke....... sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2021, 10:57:19 AM
just what the hell theory were they testing when they made this discovery...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9578901/Breathing-Rats-pigs-survive-oxygen-fed-RECTUM-study-finds.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2021, 11:33:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2021, 10:57:19 AM
just what the hell theory were they testing when they made this discovery...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9578901/Breathing-Rats-pigs-survive-oxygen-fed-RECTUM-study-finds.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2021, 01:51:13 PM
I'm not surprised that someone who is too stupid to be able to figure out how to wear a mask properly doesn't understand the meaning of impartiality.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9591281/Scotland-Yard-probes-footage-police-officer-hugging-activist-chanting-free-Palestine.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2021, 01:57:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2021, 01:51:13 PM
I'm not surprised that someone who is too stupid to be able to figure out how to wear a mask properly doesn't understand the meaning of impartiality.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9591281/Scotland-Yard-probes-footage-police-officer-hugging-activist-chanting-free-Palestine.html

Fuck me... They are either chanting for Palestine, taking the knee or searching for anti-trans posts on-line - no wonder the general public have lost all respect for them...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2021, 09:19:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2021, 01:57:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2021, 01:51:13 PM
I'm not surprised that someone who is too stupid to be able to figure out how to wear a mask properly doesn't understand the meaning of impartiality.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9591281/Scotland-Yard-probes-footage-police-officer-hugging-activist-chanting-free-Palestine.html

Fuck me... They are either chanting for Palestine, taking the knee or searching for anti-trans posts on-line - no wonder the general public have lost all respect for them...  noooo:

And just give you a crime number, if your gaff or motor gets nicked ... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2021, 10:33:52 PM
An a lighter note, got one that is ripe for you to make a stand up routine out of Apey...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9592453/Gwyneth-Paltrows-Goop-sued-claims-vagina-candle-EXPLODED.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2021, 03:55:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2021, 10:33:52 PM
An a lighter note, got one that is ripe for you to make a stand up routine out of Apey...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9592453/Gwyneth-Paltrows-Goop-sued-claims-vagina-candle-EXPLODED.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2021, 08:37:19 AM
TMJ...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9600049/Woman-reveals-woke-drunken-night-strangers-DOG-bed.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2021, 08:59:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2021, 08:37:19 AM
TMJ...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9600049/Woman-reveals-woke-drunken-night-strangers-DOG-bed.html
TMJ2
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2021, 09:50:57 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9599561/Police-controlled-explosion-World-War-II-enthusiast-tries-sell-LIVE-German-bomb-eBay.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 21, 2021, 10:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2021, 09:50:57 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9599561/Police-controlled-explosion-World-War-II-enthusiast-tries-sell-LIVE-German-bomb-eBay.html

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2021, 04:38:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2021, 09:50:57 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9599561/Police-controlled-explosion-World-War-II-enthusiast-tries-sell-LIVE-German-bomb-eBay.html

 eeek:

Terrified! ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2021, 01:28:01 PM
The more about this that comes out the more I start to think that it's only going to be a matter of time before some legal genius comes up with a way to bypass sovereign immunity and start the mother of all class action suits.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonathanponciano/2021/05/23/report-wuhan-lab-staff-hospitalized-covid-19-symptoms-virus-origins/?sh=6518530b4bd9
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2021, 01:42:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2021, 01:28:01 PM
The more about this that comes out the more I start to think that it's only going to be a matter of time before some legal genius comes up with a way to bypass sovereign immunity and start the mother of all class action suits.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonathanponciano/2021/05/23/report-wuhan-lab-staff-hospitalized-covid-19-symptoms-virus-origins/?sh=6518530b4bd9

I don't see China coughing up compo, do you...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2021, 01:55:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 24, 2021, 01:42:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2021, 01:28:01 PM
The more about this that comes out the more I start to think that it's only going to be a matter of time before some legal genius comes up with a way to bypass sovereign immunity and start the mother of all class action suits.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonathanponciano/2021/05/23/report-wuhan-lab-staff-hospitalized-covid-19-symptoms-virus-origins/?sh=6518530b4bd9

I don't see China coughing up compo, do you...?

Not a chance in hell but there are easily enough people who are pissed off with this entire clusterfuck to want to go for it regardless.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 25, 2021, 04:54:48 AM
This ties in with some of the aviation forums I read where flight crews were reporting a "really nasty flu" in October 2019 in Wuhan and also the number of my colleagues (and me) who got flattened by a "a really nasty flu" in early December 2019. At the time we had regular flights from...Wuhan.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2021, 04:56:53 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 25, 2021, 04:54:48 AM
This ties in with some of the aviation forums I read where flight crews were reporting a "really nasty flu" in October 2019 in Wuhan and also the number of my colleagues (and me) who got flattened by a "a really nasty flu" in early December 2019. At the time we had regular flights from...Wuhan.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2021, 07:35:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zbf7pQkEvA
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2021, 12:55:44 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2021, 07:35:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zbf7pQkEvA

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2021, 10:03:21 PM
WTF???  eeek:

Rick Myers, Florida Man, Arrested Picking Mushrooms In State Forest With Alligator In His Backpack  (https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rick-myers-alligator-in-backpack_n_3428110#:~:text=MIAMI-,Rick%20Myers%2C%20Florida%20Man%2C%20Arrested%20Picking%20Mushrooms%20In%20State%20Forest,Alligator%20In%20His%20Backpack%20(PHOTOS)&text=Myers%20was%20charged%20with%20felony,and%20an%20unrelated%20probation%20violation.)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2021, 03:13:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2021, 10:03:21 PM
WTF???  eeek:

Rick Myers, Florida Man, Arrested Picking Mushrooms In State Forest With Alligator In His Backpack  (https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rick-myers-alligator-in-backpack_n_3428110#:~:text=MIAMI-,Rick%20Myers%2C%20Florida%20Man%2C%20Arrested%20Picking%20Mushrooms%20In%20State%20Forest,Alligator%20In%20His%20Backpack%20(PHOTOS)&text=Myers%20was%20charged%20with%20felony,and%20an%20unrelated%20probation%20violation.)

Awww... It was an ickle baby...  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2021, 07:09:48 PM
https://www.bolde.com/florida-man-claimed-girlfriend-choked-oral-sex-murder/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=dpfs&fbclid=IwAR1SbymQvucPvKliaKnc2AioSi9QVuSahYbZvRunectBKX51aFjSsiRfLSI


This is gonna change Cluedo forever...... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2021, 07:11:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 26, 2021, 07:09:48 PM
https://www.bolde.com/florida-man-claimed-girlfriend-choked-oral-sex-murder/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=dpfs&fbclid=IwAR1SbymQvucPvKliaKnc2AioSi9QVuSahYbZvRunectBKX51aFjSsiRfLSI


This is gonna change Cluedo forever...... noooo: noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 27, 2021, 01:22:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 26, 2021, 07:11:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 26, 2021, 07:09:48 PM
https://www.bolde.com/florida-man-claimed-girlfriend-choked-oral-sex-murder/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=dpfs&fbclid=IwAR1SbymQvucPvKliaKnc2AioSi9QVuSahYbZvRunectBKX51aFjSsiRfLSI


This is gonna change Cluedo forever...... noooo: noooo:

happy001
happy001 happy001

Yes Miss Scarlet in the Lounge with the candlestick seems rather tame now
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2021, 09:35:00 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9625885/Atlanta-councilman-voted-Defund-Police-measure-dragged-road-car-thieves.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2021, 05:03:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2021, 09:35:00 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9625885/Atlanta-councilman-voted-Defund-Police-measure-dragged-road-car-thieves.html

 noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2021, 07:15:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 28, 2021, 05:03:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2021, 09:35:00 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9625885/Atlanta-councilman-voted-Defund-Police-measure-dragged-road-car-thieves.html

 noooo:

happy001

I suppose you could call it a case of carma..  redface:

Jokes aside though, this dumb bastard still thinks that defunding the police and using that money to fund programs will keep these kids out of a life of crime. You don't need social programs to accomplish this, all it would take is for the parents to take some bloody responsibility for their children.  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2021, 09:45:05 PM
Even with the sheet covering (which should have been a red flag all on it's own) how the hell didn't the guards notice the screams or the smell...   Banghead

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/prison-guards-beheading-inmate-jaime-osuna-corcoran-luis-romero/2606052/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2021, 05:10:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2021, 09:45:05 PM
Even with the sheet covering (which should have been a red flag all on it's own) how the hell didn't the guards notice the screams or the smell...   Banghead

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/prison-guards-beheading-inmate-jaime-osuna-corcoran-luis-romero/2606052/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 31, 2021, 08:25:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2021, 05:10:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2021, 09:45:05 PM
Even with the sheet covering (which should have been a red flag all on it's own) how the hell didn't the guards notice the screams or the smell...   Banghead

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/prison-guards-beheading-inmate-jaime-osuna-corcoran-luis-romero/2606052/

 noooo:

I'm trying to give a f***
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2021, 12:15:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2021, 05:10:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2021, 09:45:05 PM
Even with the sheet covering (which should have been a red flag all on it's own) how the hell didn't the guards notice the screams or the smell...   Banghead

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/prison-guards-beheading-inmate-jaime-osuna-corcoran-luis-romero/2606052/

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2021, 01:55:50 AM
TMJ.....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9636967/Danish-journalist-26-interviewed-man-having-sex-says-dad-thinks-cool.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2021, 04:36:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2021, 01:55:50 AM
TMJ.....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9636967/Danish-journalist-26-interviewed-man-having-sex-says-dad-thinks-cool.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2021, 01:25:45 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FxATj2U3%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR2BlAy9UokwdsNGNAv4WAzvGGnmj7TN3OMYyY2-egD_OK9rX_pd5n6FqKY&h=AT3OeS_9QtYGBzBBwJMfazDSjdrQps3cXgZ8__1Sg2vqYc49KFhRrLfqfuPXEGyed9nrHY0MO2ocWKg8GCKMtTvPFQ4w9LUSAneNQ1stbePdKC1k-3ChRvOKnHU4UJa8HJE&__tn__=%2CmH-R&c[0]=AT1mMCmpnME7DfkFV95cHIp98Hfkj2p1YZfzTaDSSo69diWzoSVff6Dp1_1nHXT4YMaFgxjrAbj53wa5vg39fbEraC6_cj_32-QB6IrmE306SWW3W2agUxBe_NrozwASt1SAQJ87mqHuNkhnNvCbCB0g5KvwD3y5Lpt-5stJSsHBje_OIB0GJKLtlzlaH8bSlP57EQF-B-pOwQ


 lol: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2021, 03:12:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2021, 01:25:45 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FxATj2U3%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR2BlAy9UokwdsNGNAv4WAzvGGnmj7TN3OMYyY2-egD_OK9rX_pd5n6FqKY&h=AT3OeS_9QtYGBzBBwJMfazDSjdrQps3cXgZ8__1Sg2vqYc49KFhRrLfqfuPXEGyed9nrHY0MO2ocWKg8GCKMtTvPFQ4w9LUSAneNQ1stbePdKC1k-3ChRvOKnHU4UJa8HJE&__tn__=%2CmH-R&c[0]=AT1mMCmpnME7DfkFV95cHIp98Hfkj2p1YZfzTaDSSo69diWzoSVff6Dp1_1nHXT4YMaFgxjrAbj53wa5vg39fbEraC6_cj_32-QB6IrmE306SWW3W2agUxBe_NrozwASt1SAQJ87mqHuNkhnNvCbCB0g5KvwD3y5Lpt-5stJSsHBje_OIB0GJKLtlzlaH8bSlP57EQF-B-pOwQ


 lol: redface:

No wonder you are  redface: You buggered up the link...  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2021, 06:55:02 AM
Alright, which stupid bastard had to go and tempt fate by saying 2021 couldn't get any worse than 2020...  Banghead

https://www.newsweek.com/china-state-media-says-country-must-prepare-nuclear-war-us-after-biden-asks-covid-probe-1596568
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2021, 10:28:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2021, 06:55:02 AM
Alright, which stupid bastard had to go and tempt fate by saying 2021 couldn't get any worse than 2020...  Banghead

https://www.newsweek.com/china-state-media-says-country-must-prepare-nuclear-war-us-after-biden-asks-covid-probe-1596568

That was me...  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2021, 03:27:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 04, 2021, 10:28:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2021, 06:55:02 AM
Alright, which stupid bastard had to go and tempt fate by saying 2021 couldn't get any worse than 2020...  Banghead

https://www.newsweek.com/china-state-media-says-country-must-prepare-nuclear-war-us-after-biden-asks-covid-probe-1596568

That was me...  redface: redface: redface:

Should have known it would be either you or Nick..  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2021, 04:16:11 PM
https://apnews.com/article/china-bird-flu-flu-health-b5862e1d9892b25fdb470abf30432289

Sooooo cross species infection from a market but there a low risk of large scale transmission...

Where have I heard that before...

 Banghead

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2021, 05:30:49 AM
Gee I can't understand why the University thinks you are a problem, all you did was admit to fantasising about shooting white people in the head with a revolver during a time of extreme racial tensions.  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9663265/NYC-psychiatrist-said-fantasized-shooting-white-people-said-stands-work.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2021, 07:17:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2021, 05:30:49 AM
Gee I can't understand why the University thinks you are a problem, all you did was admit to fantasising about shooting white people in the head with a revolver during a time of extreme racial tensions.  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9663265/NYC-psychiatrist-said-fantasized-shooting-white-people-said-stands-work.html


Quote from: A racist
My work is important. And, I stand by it. We need to heal in this country.

You may want to re-think the way you are going about that babe...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2021, 11:22:45 PM
Yoga instructor? Downward Facing Heffalump?  noooo:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/06/must-readyoga-instructor-body-activist-jessamyn-stanley-says-white-supremacy-polluted-yoga/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2021, 05:32:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2021, 11:22:45 PM
Yoga instructor? Downward Facing Heffalump?  noooo:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/06/must-readyoga-instructor-body-activist-jessamyn-stanley-says-white-supremacy-polluted-yoga/


(https://i.postimg.cc/SYJw2nJf/Ez-Tx-n9-VEAQvste.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SYJw2nJf)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2021, 10:32:29 AM
'Touring electric coach stranded at Eden Project after failing to find charging point in Cornwall'

When will they ever learn?

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/touring-electric-coach-stranded-eden-5524525

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2021, 10:39:47 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 14, 2021, 10:32:29 AM
'Touring electric coach stranded at Eden Project after failing to find charging point in Cornwall'

When will they ever learn?

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/touring-electric-coach-stranded-eden-5524525

happy001

happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2021, 12:05:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 14, 2021, 10:39:47 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 14, 2021, 10:32:29 AM
'Touring electric coach stranded at Eden Project after failing to find charging point in Cornwall'

When will they ever learn?

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/touring-electric-coach-stranded-eden-5524525

happy001

happy002
happy002 happy002


(https://i.postimg.cc/xcppnk6Z/Diesel-Electric.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xcppnk6Z)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 14, 2021, 12:56:38 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2021, 12:05:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 14, 2021, 10:39:47 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 14, 2021, 10:32:29 AM
'Touring electric coach stranded at Eden Project after failing to find charging point in Cornwall'

When will they ever learn?

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/touring-electric-coach-stranded-eden-5524525

happy001

happy002
happy002 happy002


(https://i.postimg.cc/xcppnk6Z/Diesel-Electric.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xcppnk6Z)


 happy002 happy002 happy002

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Quote
Down here in Penwith, my grandfather's horse and cart could be recharged with pasty's.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 14, 2021, 04:07:31 PM
pasty's     ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2021, 05:05:20 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 14, 2021, 04:07:31 PM
pasty's     ::)
lol: lol: lol:

We have to make allowances for those in the Western outreaches
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2021, 07:02:48 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 14, 2021, 04:07:31 PM
pasty's     ::)
That extra finger keeps hitting the wrong keys.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on June 14, 2021, 08:36:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 14, 2021, 10:39:47 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 14, 2021, 10:32:29 AM
'Touring electric coach stranded at Eden Project after failing to find charging point in Cornwall'

When will they ever learn?

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/touring-electric-coach-stranded-eden-5524525

happy001

happy002

happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2021, 01:47:08 PM
That poor kid  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9687641/OMG-Philippines-web-designer-names-son-HTML-honour-profession.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2021, 02:12:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2021, 01:47:08 PM
That poor kid  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9687641/OMG-Philippines-web-designer-names-son-HTML-honour-profession.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2021, 07:05:35 PM
Falls from a fourth story window and then injures 2 police officers despite being tasered?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9703801/Football-fan-27-arrested-falling-fourth-floor-London-hotel.html

Puts BM's rooftop misadventures to shame..  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2021, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2021, 07:05:35 PM
Falls from a fourth story window and then injures 2 police officers despite being tasered?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9703801/Football-fan-27-arrested-falling-fourth-floor-London-hotel.html

Puts BM's rooftop misadventures to shame..  noooo:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2021, 10:16:18 PM
Happy Juneteenth, welcome to the new normal..  Banghead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUzitj2_hQo
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2021, 05:35:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2021, 10:16:18 PM
Happy Juneteenth, welcome to the new normal..  Banghead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUzitj2_hQo

I watched that yesterday morning - just unbelievable... 

That white privilege eh...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 23, 2021, 07:39:18 AM
Bunch of twerks   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2021, 11:37:18 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 23, 2021, 07:39:18 AM
Bunch of twerks   noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2021, 02:39:28 PM
So one side says warning shots, the other says it was a training exercise. What thinks you..  rubschin:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-british-ship-black-sea-b1871245.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2021, 03:55:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2021, 02:39:28 PM
So one side says warning shots, the other says it was a training exercise. What thinks you..  rubschin:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-british-ship-black-sea-b1871245.html

Not sure yet...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2021, 05:53:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 23, 2021, 03:55:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2021, 02:39:28 PM
So one side says warning shots, the other says it was a training exercise. What thinks you..  rubschin:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-british-ship-black-sea-b1871245.html

Not sure yet...  rubschin:

Considering the Russians are also having 'exercises' 30 odd miles off the coast of Hawaii including simulating sinking an aircraft carrier I'm feeling a tad uneasy about all of this.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9711403/Russian-fleet-35-miles-Hawaii-practices-sinking-aircraft-carrier.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2021, 03:18:08 AM
You had one job...  point:

https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/ikea-juneteenth-menu-of-watermelon-fried-chicken-sparks-outrage/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2021, 08:06:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2021, 05:53:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 23, 2021, 03:55:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2021, 02:39:28 PM
So one side says warning shots, the other says it was a training exercise. What thinks you..  rubschin:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-british-ship-black-sea-b1871245.html

Not sure yet...  rubschin:

Considering the Russians are also having 'exercises' 30 odd miles off the coast of Hawaii including simulating sinking an aircraft carrier I'm feeling a tad uneasy about all of this.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9711403/Russian-fleet-35-miles-Hawaii-practices-sinking-aircraft-carrier.html

A good article in The Telegraph (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/06/23/russia-claims-warship-has-fired-warning-shots-deter-british/)...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2021, 08:08:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2021, 03:18:08 AM
You had one job...  point:

https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/ikea-juneteenth-menu-of-watermelon-fried-chicken-sparks-outrage/

FFS! ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2021, 12:40:06 PM
Tiger mauls keeper to death after scaling 12ft electrified fence while power was turned off for maintenance at South African wildlife park (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9695967/Tiger-mauls-keeper-death-scaling-12ft-electrified-fence-power-turned-off.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 24, 2021, 07:08:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2021, 12:40:06 PM
Tiger mauls keeper to death after scaling 12ft electrified fence while power was turned off for maintenance at South African wildlife park (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9695967/Tiger-mauls-keeper-death-scaling-12ft-electrified-fence-power-turned-off.html)
How did the tiger know the power was off?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2021, 07:32:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 24, 2021, 07:08:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2021, 12:40:06 PM
Tiger mauls keeper to death after scaling 12ft electrified fence while power was turned off for maintenance at South African wildlife park (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9695967/Tiger-mauls-keeper-death-scaling-12ft-electrified-fence-power-turned-off.html)
How did the tiger know the power was off?  rubschin:

Perhaps he turned it off...?  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2021, 04:50:13 PM
(https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9724637/Chocolate-morning-help-burn-fat-study-claims.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2021, 02:06:19 PM
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-85aea4a464fd97d00ae62872bbcba2e4)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2021, 02:10:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2021, 02:06:19 PM
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-85aea4a464fd97d00ae62872bbcba2e4)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2021, 05:45:58 PM
Dwarf eats Hippo, now that is news!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2021, 05:52:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2021, 05:45:58 PM
Dwarf eats Hippo, now that is news!

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2021, 09:10:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2021, 02:06:19 PM
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-85aea4a464fd97d00ae62872bbcba2e4)

Were they wrestling .... rubschin: coz that's where it started ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2021, 10:54:45 PM
So a horde of gormless criminal cockwombles think that holding someone hostage and forcing them to sign their signature under duress is going to be legally binding. Welcome to America 2021.  Banghead

https://www.foxnews.com/us/minneapolis-councilmember-hostage-protesters-george-floyd-square
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2021, 10:56:55 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9746349/A-40-year-old-man-England-broke-penis-vertical-penile-fracture-case.html

 shocked003
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2021, 05:01:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2021, 10:54:45 PM
So a horde of gormless criminal cockwombles think that holding someone hostage and forcing them to sign their signature under duress is going to be legally binding. Welcome to America 2021.  Banghead

https://www.foxnews.com/us/minneapolis-councilmember-hostage-protesters-george-floyd-square

I didn't see a huge crowd in the clip - they should have run the fuckers over...  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2021, 05:04:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2021, 10:56:55 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9746349/A-40-year-old-man-England-broke-penis-vertical-penile-fracture-case.html

 shocked003

It didn't 'break' or 'fracture' - there is no bone in it... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2021, 04:24:07 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9748671/Chef-dies-falling-vat-boiling-chicken-soup-Iraq.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2021, 04:27:49 PM
Roll, roll, roll your boat. Gently down the street...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9748711/VIDEO-Man-stops-runaway-boat-Washington-state-street.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2021, 05:48:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2021, 04:24:07 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9748671/Chef-dies-falling-vat-boiling-chicken-soup-Iraq.html

 eeek:

What came first, the chicken or the AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2021, 05:50:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2021, 04:27:49 PM
Roll, roll, roll your boat. Gently down the street...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9748711/VIDEO-Man-stops-runaway-boat-Washington-state-street.html

He done good!  Thumbs:

It would have been sooooo coolerer if the boat had just rolled out of shot at the end of the video tho....  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2021, 09:49:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2021, 05:45:58 PM
Dwarf eats Hippo, now that is news!

I don't know, give Moanio enough pints of Youngs and then point him at the nearest zoo...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 03, 2021, 10:50:08 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2021, 05:45:58 PM
Dwarf eats Hippo, now that is news!
lol: lol: lol:

And might even be true unlike the Hippo eats Dwarf fake story that keeps going the rounds  Banghead

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2021, 12:00:08 AM
Words fail me..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9757649/Human-satan-FINGER-removed-TUSKS-added-latest-body-modification-cutting-nose.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2021, 12:47:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2021, 12:00:08 AM
Words fail me..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9757649/Human-satan-FINGER-removed-TUSKS-added-latest-body-modification-cutting-nose.html

 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2021, 02:39:25 PM
FFS!!  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9760015/Classic-films-slapped-stricter-ratings-appease-woke-audiences.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2021, 02:48:57 PM
Jesus!!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9759863/CCTV-footage-captures-moment-chemicals-factory-explodes-Samut-Prakan-province-Thailand.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2021, 02:56:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2021, 02:48:57 PM
Jesus!!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9759863/CCTV-footage-captures-moment-chemicals-factory-explodes-Samut-Prakan-province-Thailand.html

Holy fuck!  eeek:

Although I'm at a loss as to why The Fail thinks this should be accompanied by a side bar dish of a video of The Duke of Cambridge...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2021, 10:28:55 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this..?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9769459/Vehicle-collecting-corpses-funeral-parlour-blasts-Queens-One-Bites-Dust.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2021, 03:51:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2021, 10:28:55 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing at this..?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9769459/Vehicle-collecting-corpses-funeral-parlour-blasts-Queens-One-Bites-Dust.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2021, 09:26:29 AM
Holy Fuck!!!!!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9772057/Woman-crushed-death-giant-karaoke-television-screens-plunged-ground.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2021, 09:30:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2021, 09:26:29 AM
Holy Fuck!!!!!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9772057/Woman-crushed-death-giant-karaoke-television-screens-plunged-ground.html

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2021, 11:07:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2021, 02:56:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2021, 02:48:57 PM
Jesus!!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9759863/CCTV-footage-captures-moment-chemicals-factory-explodes-Samut-Prakan-province-Thailand.html

Holy fuck!  eeek: . .
Shocked:
 
More interesting than most episodes of Goggle Box
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2021, 11:09:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2021, 09:30:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2021, 09:26:29 AM
Holy Fuck!!!!!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9772057/Woman-crushed-death-giant-karaoke-television-screens-plunged-ground.html

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Only a 3 year suspended sentence, what a fucked up place Putin's Russia is
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2021, 03:47:34 PM
I didn't realise that freedom was an anti government slogan these days..  noooo:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1414338725207752708
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2021, 09:45:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2021, 03:47:34 PM
I didn't realise that freedom was an anti government slogan these days..  noooo:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1414338725207752708
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2021, 10:08:17 AM
What.......the........fuck????  noooo:

Who the hell though that hiring someone wearing this would be a good idea for an event aimed at children?  Banghead

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/07/12/20/45363193-9781507-image-a-74_1626119294535.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9781507/Parents-disgust-Labour-council-hires-actor-rainbow-coloured-monkey-costume-fake-penis.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2021, 11:14:57 AM
I..........just..........dear God......WHY??? Just how pissed were you?  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9779853/Social-media-pokes-fun-two-football-fans-videoed-sticking-flares-backsides.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2021, 12:31:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2021, 11:14:57 AM
I..........just..........dear God......WHY??? Just how pissed were you?  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9779853/Social-media-pokes-fun-two-football-fans-videoed-sticking-flares-backsides.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2021, 12:44:07 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 13, 2021, 12:31:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2021, 11:14:57 AM
I..........just..........dear God......WHY??? Just how pissed were you?  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9779853/Social-media-pokes-fun-two-football-fans-videoed-sticking-flares-backsides.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2021, 02:52:09 PM
You are hopeful? It's basic biology FFS! Words fail me..  Banghead

https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/breastfeeding-couple-9-months?utm_source=lwc-newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=LWC-Newsletter%202021-07-13
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2021, 03:30:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2021, 02:52:09 PM
You are hopeful? It's basic biology FFS! Words fail me..  Banghead

https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/breastfeeding-couple-9-months?utm_source=lwc-newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=LWC-Newsletter%202021-07-13

It is completely fucking mad, not to put too fine a point on it....  noooo:

See also:

Motherhood Councillors Forced to Assist Transgenders on Their ‘Chestfeeding Journey’ (https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/07/13/motherhood-councillors-forced-to-assist-trans-chestfeeding-journey/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2021, 04:14:20 PM
To be honest I agree with the article. Nursing a hungry baby when you are well aware that you can't produce milk is just child abuse regardless of whether or not you are also using formula.

Did you see my earlier post about the rainbow monkey at the children's reading event.  Banghead

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2021, 04:22:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2021, 04:14:20 PM
To be honest I agree with the article. Nursing a hungry baby when you are well aware that you can't produce milk is just child abuse regardless of whether or not you are also using formula.

Did you see my earlier post about the rainbow monkey at the children's reading event.  Banghead

Yarp, but good news there...

PROTEST ORGANISED AGAINST TAXPAYER-FUNDED “RAINBOW DILDO BUTT MONKEY” (https://order-order.com/2021/07/13/protest-organised-against-taxpayer-funded-rainbow-dildo-butt-monkey/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2021, 04:26:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2021, 04:22:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2021, 04:14:20 PM
To be honest I agree with the article. Nursing a hungry baby when you are well aware that you can't produce milk is just child abuse regardless of whether or not you are also using formula.

Did you see my earlier post about the rainbow monkey at the children's reading event.  Banghead

Yarp, but good news there...

PROTEST ORGANISED AGAINST TAXPAYER-FUNDED “RAINBOW DILDO BUTT MONKEY” (https://order-order.com/2021/07/13/protest-organised-against-taxpayer-funded-rainbow-dildo-butt-monkey/)

To be honest the monkey may have worked to get kids to read more. I can easily see them frantically pouring over copies of Idiotzoology for beginners so they know how to avoid it in future.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2021, 06:31:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2021, 03:30:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2021, 02:52:09 PM
You are hopeful? It's basic biology FFS! Words fail me..  Banghead

https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/breastfeeding-couple-9-months?utm_source=lwc-newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=LWC-Newsletter%202021-07-13

It is completely fucking mad, not to put too fine a point on it....  noooo:

See also:

Motherhood Councillors Forced to Assist Transgenders on Their ‘Chestfeeding Journey’ (https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/07/13/motherhood-councillors-forced-to-assist-trans-chestfeeding-journey/)

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

In general I'm supportive of those that don't fit the hetero norm but FFS those examples just show how stupid it can get and that some people really don't understand the concept of pursuing the route of least net probable harm.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2021, 08:44:01 AM
Royal Navy battle group rocked by Covid surge 'after sailors went raving in Cyprus' (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/royal-navy-battle-group-rocked-24529666)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2021, 09:02:43 AM
 eeek:  shows that even us double jabbed can still be carriers.

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2021, 09:16:13 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 14, 2021, 09:02:43 AM
eeek:  shows that even us double jabbed can still be carriers.

Aircraft carriers?  lol:

I thought we always knew that? The vax merely lessens symptoms and hopefully keeps you out of horsepickle - it doesn't prevent you catching it or passing it on...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2021, 12:56:24 PM
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/7391853/dad-named-me-woman-affair-covered-slipped-saying-name/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=scottishsunfacebook&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1626157706

 Thumbs:  Genius ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2021, 01:08:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 14, 2021, 12:56:24 PM
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/7391853/dad-named-me-woman-affair-covered-slipped-saying-name/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=scottishsunfacebook&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1626157706

 Thumbs:  Genius ... Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2021, 04:44:51 PM
The Lord doth move in mysterious ways...  rubschin:

https://www.newsweek.com/george-floyd-mural-collapse-lightning-strike-toledo-1609480
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2021, 04:52:14 PM
How on earth was someone able to justify making her a Dame? She has had so many cock ups and disasters happen under her watch we may as well rename her Cressida Nick..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9785965/Dame-Cressida-Dick-wants-renew-contract-Met-commissioner.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2021, 05:01:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2021, 04:44:51 PM
The Lord doth move in mysterious ways...  rubschin:

https://www.newsweek.com/george-floyd-mural-collapse-lightning-strike-toledo-1609480

Tragic...  cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2021, 10:19:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 14, 2021, 05:01:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2021, 04:44:51 PM
The Lord doth move in mysterious ways...  rubschin:

https://www.newsweek.com/george-floyd-mural-collapse-lightning-strike-toledo-1609480

Tragic...  cry:
It just devalues even more the whole honours system

She's been no better or worse than previous Met leads but just look at how often the Met has failed.  Dick is the woman who could and should have seen that the likes of Wayne Couzens were being allowed in and protected in the force and then damn well should have acted instead of wringing her hands outside the court fooling no one because what she was really distressed about was it looked bad on her.
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2021, 03:57:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 14, 2021, 05:01:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2021, 04:44:51 PM
The Lord doth move in mysterious ways...  rubschin:

https://www.newsweek.com/george-floyd-mural-collapse-lightning-strike-toledo-1609480

Tragic...  cry:

One of his statues vandalised too ...BTW the statue looks white ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2021, 04:00:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2021, 03:57:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 14, 2021, 05:01:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2021, 04:44:51 PM
The Lord doth move in mysterious ways...  rubschin:

https://www.newsweek.com/george-floyd-mural-collapse-lightning-strike-toledo-1609480

Tragic...  cry:

One of his statues vandalised too ...BTW the statue looks white ... rubschin:

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/george-floyd-statue-defaced-with-white-nationalist-graffiti-just-days-after-its-unveiled/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2021, 10:19:32 AM
Police launch search for women who are missing a FOOT after one was found on a path more than two years ago  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9789453/Detectives-investigating-missing-foot-case-near-Grimsby-appeal-local-women-come-forward.html)


Quote
Detectives investigating a severed foot found on a pathway more than two years ago have asked any women who are missing one to come forward.


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2021, 11:24:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 16, 2021, 10:19:32 AM
Police launch search for women who are missing a FOOT after one was found on a path more than two years ago  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9789453/Detectives-investigating-missing-foot-case-near-Grimsby-appeal-local-women-come-forward.html)


Quote
Detectives investigating a severed foot found on a pathway more than two years ago have asked any women who are missing one to come forward.


 eeek:

Footloose and fancy free you say...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2021, 12:06:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2021, 11:24:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 16, 2021, 10:19:32 AM
Police launch search for women who are missing a FOOT after one was found on a path more than two years ago  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9789453/Detectives-investigating-missing-foot-case-near-Grimsby-appeal-local-women-come-forward.html)


Quote
Detectives investigating a severed foot found on a pathway more than two years ago have asked any women who are missing one to come forward.


 eeek:

Footloose and fancy free you say...  redface:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2021, 12:15:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 16, 2021, 12:06:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2021, 11:24:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 16, 2021, 10:19:32 AM
Police launch search for women who are missing a FOOT after one was found on a path more than two years ago  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9789453/Detectives-investigating-missing-foot-case-near-Grimsby-appeal-local-women-come-forward.html)


Quote
Detectives investigating a severed foot found on a pathway more than two years ago have asked any women who are missing one to come forward.


 eeek:

Footloose and fancy free you say...  redface:

 drumroll:

Hop on down to the station .. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2021, 03:34:35 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2021, 10:30:18 PM
How the hell do you go from electrician to unlicensed back street knacker whacker...?  eeek: eeek:

And how the fuck did he manage to avoid prison???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9794189/Brisbane-man-no-medical-qualifications-convicted-performing-castration-services.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2021, 04:44:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2021, 10:30:18 PM
How the hell do you go from electrician to unlicensed back street knacker whacker...?  eeek: eeek:

And how the fuck did he manage to avoid prison???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9794189/Brisbane-man-no-medical-qualifications-convicted-performing-castration-services.html

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2021, 09:18:11 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2021, 04:44:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2021, 10:30:18 PM
How the hell do you go from electrician to unlicensed back street knacker whacker...?  eeek: eeek:

And how the fuck did he manage to avoid prison???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9794189/Brisbane-man-no-medical-qualifications-convicted-performing-castration-services.html

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2021, 09:52:43 AM
Woman Crashes Car At 190km/h After Telling God 'To Take The Wheel'....

 noooo: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2021, 09:57:07 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 19, 2021, 09:52:43 AM
Woman Crashes Car At 190km/h After Telling God 'To Take The Wheel'....

 noooo: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2021, 12:55:53 PM
Bercow turns out to be a lying cnut who doesn't keep his word, how surprising..  cussing:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1464430/john-bercow-news-commons-speaker-rejoiner-labour-conservatives-brexit-latest
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2021, 01:06:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2021, 12:55:53 PM
Bercow turns out to be a lying cnut who doesn't keep his word, how surprising..  cussing:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1464430/john-bercow-news-commons-speaker-rejoiner-labour-conservatives-brexit-latest

No surprise there...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2021, 07:46:50 AM
Scots cop called officers for help after being pursued by drone but dot in sky was actually Jupiter.......

 noooo: noooo:  Daily Record .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2021, 07:57:14 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2021, 07:46:50 AM
Scots cop called officers for help after being pursued by drone but dot in sky was actually Jupiter.......

 noooo: noooo:  Daily Record .

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2021, 04:04:08 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9809983/Brazilian-tattoo-artist-turns-ORC-having-nose-removed-ears-mutilated.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2021, 05:11:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2021, 04:04:08 AM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9809983/Brazilian-tattoo-artist-turns-ORC-having-nose-removed-ears-mutilated.html


"                                                           "
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2021, 10:08:00 PM
Well the French do call it la petite mort..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2021, 10:11:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2021, 10:08:00 PM
Well the French do call it la petite mort..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html

Did he have a stroke ......... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2021, 10:25:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 23, 2021, 10:11:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2021, 10:08:00 PM
Well the French do call it la petite mort..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html

Did he have a stroke ......... redface:

(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1265267422952382464/xlarge/)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2021, 10:23:48 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 23, 2021, 10:11:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2021, 10:08:00 PM
Well the French do call it la petite mort..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html

Did he have a stroke ......... redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2021, 02:55:37 PM
Am I a bad person for thinking I'd just have taken off...?  rubschin:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/paralympian-glued-himself-to-plane-as-part-of-extinction-rebellion-protest/ar-AAMzGU5?ocid=winp1taskbar
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2021, 03:15:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2021, 02:55:37 PM
Am I a bad person for thinking I'd just have taken off...?  rubschin:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/paralympian-glued-himself-to-plane-as-part-of-extinction-rebellion-protest/ar-AAMzGU5?ocid=winp1taskbar

He might have damaged the flight surfaces when he slid off... ::)


...but there is always the de-icing equipment on the ground...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2021, 03:36:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2021, 03:15:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2021, 02:55:37 PM
Am I a bad person for thinking I'd just have taken off...?  rubschin:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/paralympian-glued-himself-to-plane-as-part-of-extinction-rebellion-protest/ar-AAMzGU5?ocid=winp1taskbar

He might have damaged the flight surfaces when he slid off... ::)


...but there is always the de-icing equipment on the ground...  eveilgrin:

Ah but I'd have used the opportunity to see if you could fly one of those things upside down and then let gravity do the rest..  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2021, 02:54:09 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9830615/Moment-New-York-man-57-badly-burned-engulfed-huge-fireball-Queens-sidewalk.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2021, 02:56:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2021, 02:54:09 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9830615/Moment-New-York-man-57-badly-burned-engulfed-huge-fireball-Queens-sidewalk.html

 eeek:

Obviously trying to encourage customers to pay on-line... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2021, 10:51:08 PM
Think I've just found Apey's new hero...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9833971/Premier-Inn-chef-reveals-saved-5-000-shopping-yellow-sticker-products.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2021, 07:21:34 AM
Another story for Apey to have a field day with...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9830589/Armed-robber-beaten-sex-toy-Russian-sex-shop.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2021, 10:59:37 PM
I know the Chinese are supposed to be big on alternative medicine but WTF????  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9839989/Chinese-man-dies-20cm-eel-inserted-rectum.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2021, 04:15:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2021, 10:59:37 PM
I know the Chinese are supposed to be big on alternative medicine but WTF????  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9839989/Chinese-man-dies-20cm-eel-inserted-rectum.html

 eeek:

Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2021, 08:57:12 AM
I believe the phrase is no shit Sherlock  lol:

Quote
A man in a dress stole a school bus after getting out of a psychiatric hospital in Washington.

https://nypost.com/2021/07/28/man-in-dress-steals-school-bus-drives-front-end-loader-into-wifes-home/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2021, 09:03:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2021, 08:57:12 AM
I believe the phrase is no shit Sherlock  lol:

Quote
A man in a dress stole a school bus after getting out of a psychiatric hospital in Washington.

https://nypost.com/2021/07/28/man-in-dress-steals-school-bus-drives-front-end-loader-into-wifes-home/

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2021, 06:43:46 AM
Large marine life? Probably a basking shark..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9861361/RNLI-close-beach-Dorset-shark-spotted.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2021, 07:22:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2021, 06:43:46 AM
Large marine life? Probably a basking shark..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9861361/RNLI-close-beach-Dorset-shark-spotted.html

Good grief! facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2021, 10:19:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 05, 2021, 07:22:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2021, 06:43:46 AM
Large marine life? Probably a basking shark..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9861361/RNLI-close-beach-Dorset-shark-spotted.html

Good grief! facepalm:
Why did they go looking with jet skis? 

You want to spot sharks best to look down on the water and it's not like drones haven't been invented is it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2021, 08:59:26 AM
Milkman is ARRESTED by police who mistook him for a burglar 'because he was driving around so early in the morning' (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9864487/Milkman-ARRESTED-police-mistook-burglar-driving-early-morning.html)


facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2021, 09:48:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2021, 08:59:26 AM
Milkman is ARRESTED by police who mistook him for a burglar 'because he was driving around so early in the morning' (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9864487/Milkman-ARRESTED-police-mistook-burglar-driving-early-morning.html)


facepalm:

Maybe he was speeding as he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2021, 09:53:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2021, 09:48:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2021, 08:59:26 AM
Milkman is ARRESTED by police who mistook him for a burglar 'because he was driving around so early in the morning' (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9864487/Milkman-ARRESTED-police-mistook-burglar-driving-early-morning.html)


facepalm:

Maybe he was speeding as he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..  whistle:

 drumroll:


 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2021, 10:35:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2021, 09:48:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 07, 2021, 08:59:26 AM
Milkman is ARRESTED by police who mistook him for a burglar 'because he was driving around so early in the morning' (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9864487/Milkman-ARRESTED-police-mistook-burglar-driving-early-morning.html)


facepalm:

Maybe he was speeding as he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..  whistle:
lol: lol:

The actual story is somewhat confused.  Either he or the rozzers are lying about whether he obstructed the police
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2021, 08:19:54 AM
Halal cat food is now a thing? I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that your furry friend isn't in the slightest bit religious..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9873073/Worlds-halal-cat-food-containing-chicken-fish-goat-sale-Britain.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2021, 08:48:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2021, 08:19:54 AM
Halal cat food is now a thing? I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that your furry friend isn't in the slightest bit religious..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9873073/Worlds-halal-cat-food-containing-chicken-fish-goat-sale-Britain.html

 noooo:

I wonder if they do halal dog food...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2021, 11:53:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2021, 08:48:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2021, 08:19:54 AM
Halal cat food is now a thing? I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that your furry friend isn't in the slightest bit religious..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9873073/Worlds-halal-cat-food-containing-chicken-fish-goat-sale-Britain.html

 noooo:

I wonder if they do halal dog food...?  rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:

Or even better:  pig food
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2021, 04:15:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 08, 2021, 11:53:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2021, 08:48:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2021, 08:19:54 AM
Halal cat food is now a thing? I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that your furry friend isn't in the slightest bit religious..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9873073/Worlds-halal-cat-food-containing-chicken-fish-goat-sale-Britain.html

 noooo:

I wonder if they do halal dog food...?  rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:

Or even better:  pig food

 ;D ;D   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2021, 09:20:56 PM
A racist rock?  noooo:

https://news.wisc.edu/no-longer-a-memorial-rock-removed-from-campus/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2021, 04:46:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2021, 09:20:56 PM
A racist rock?  noooo:

https://news.wisc.edu/no-longer-a-memorial-rock-removed-from-campus/

Madness...  whacky115  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2021, 07:59:04 AM
Just when I think that the Scottish government can't plumb the depths of fuckwittery any more they come up with this. How the hell is a 4 year old supposed to know they are trans.  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9888899/Scotland-let-pupils-aged-FOUR-change-gender.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2021, 08:10:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2021, 07:59:04 AM
Just when I think that the Scottish government can't plumb the depths of fuckwittery any more they come up with this. How the hell is a 4 year old supposed to know they are trans.  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9888899/Scotland-let-pupils-aged-FOUR-change-gender.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2021, 09:53:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2021, 07:59:04 AM
Just when I think that the Scottish government can't plumb the depths of fuckwittery any more they come up with this. How the hell is a 4 year old supposed to know they are trans.  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9888899/Scotland-let-pupils-aged-FOUR-change-gender.html

This is the kind of bizarre creature that this mindset produces (https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1425825551441436673)... God help us!  cussing:

And this... (https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1425479114945966089)   whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2021, 01:36:55 PM
Not the first time?? Stupid bloody tosser  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9884491/Man-gets-six-kidney-beans-stuck-urethra.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2021, 01:46:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2021, 01:36:55 PM
Not the first time?? Stupid bloody tosser  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9884491/Man-gets-six-kidney-beans-stuck-urethra.html

 noooo:

From the comments...

Quote
Sabrinaboyd46, Playa Del Rey, United States, 2 minutes ago

Men are disgusting, they will do anything for pleasure and smash anybody and anything with a hole and I mean anything, just gross

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 13, 2021, 07:58:20 PM
Says much about Sabrina Boyd (and nothing good) that she thinks that
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2021, 10:57:43 AM
Think that is going to need more than a couple of paracetamol..  shocked003

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9880177/Man-survives-20ft-pole-pierces-BRAIN-fell-construction-site-India.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2021, 12:44:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2021, 10:57:43 AM
Think that is going to need more than a couple of paracetamol..  shocked003

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9880177/Man-survives-20ft-pole-pierces-BRAIN-fell-construction-site-India.html

Not clicking!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2021, 02:49:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 14, 2021, 12:44:50 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2021, 10:57:43 AM
Think that is going to need more than a couple of paracetamol..  shocked003

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9880177/Man-survives-20ft-pole-pierces-BRAIN-fell-construction-site-India.html

Not clicking!  eeek:

Wuss, they have blurred out the worst of it.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2021, 03:54:33 AM
Goblincore? Egad!!  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9885211/Goblincore-magical-aesthetic-thats-taking-TikTok.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2021, 07:41:13 AM
To quote Monty Python.....RUN AWAY!!!  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9922029/Instagram-model-1-600-filler-says-never-listen-doctors.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2021, 07:48:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2021, 07:41:13 AM
To quote Monty Python.....RUN AWAY!!!  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9922029/Instagram-model-1-600-filler-says-never-listen-doctors.html
scared2:

A self made 3 bagger  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2021, 08:45:42 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 26, 2021, 07:48:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2021, 07:41:13 AM
To quote Monty Python.....RUN AWAY!!!  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9922029/Instagram-model-1-600-filler-says-never-listen-doctors.html
scared2:

A self made 3 bagger  noooo:

OMG she looks like a cartoon!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2021, 10:44:19 PM
I'm going to let Apey have the low hanging fruit here, I'll just say I though that XR protest against plastic..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9926893/Politics-student-31-danced-topless-XR-protest-did-draw-attention-climate-crisis.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2021, 04:30:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2021, 10:44:19 PM
I'm going to let Apey have the low hanging fruit here, I'll just say I though that XR protest against plastic..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9926893/Politics-student-31-danced-topless-XR-protest-did-draw-attention-climate-crisis.html

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2021, 06:09:46 AM
Bury pub landlord catches Lee Rigby collection box thief (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-58359182)

Quote
When I got to him he dropped the box and started making threats so I restrained him until the police arrived.

I'm assuming 'restrained' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2021, 08:34:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2021, 06:09:46 AM
Bury pub landlord catches Lee Rigby collection box thief (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-58359182)

Quote
When I got to him he dropped the box and started making threats so I restrained him until the police arrived.

I'm assuming 'restrained' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence!  lol:
;D  Top man
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 28, 2021, 10:08:11 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 28, 2021, 08:34:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2021, 06:09:46 AM
Bury pub landlord catches Lee Rigby collection box thief (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-58359182)

Quote
When I got to him he dropped the box and started making threats so I restrained him until the police arrived.

I'm assuming 'restrained' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence!  lol:
;D  Top man

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2021, 04:55:08 PM
Infecting volunteers with the Delta variant, nope can't see this going wrong at all............no siree...

£4500 for taking part in this.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9932923/Covid-19-UK-Scientists-growing-Delta-variant-lab-purposely-infect-volunteers.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2021, 05:01:08 PM
So you take someone with obvious mental health issues and set them on fire as part of a stage act. I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that meeting with the insurance company

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9932085/Kanye-West-drops-jaws-lights-FIRE-epic-Donda-listening-party.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 29, 2021, 03:40:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2021, 05:01:08 PM
So you take someone with obvious mental health issues and set them on fire as part of a stage act. I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that meeting with the insurance company

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9932085/Kanye-West-drops-jaws-lights-FIRE-epic-Donda-listening-party.html

There are 1000s of people wanting to do that ...mostly with a tyre as well .. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2021, 03:44:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 29, 2021, 03:40:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2021, 05:01:08 PM
So you take someone with obvious mental health issues and set them on fire as part of a stage act. I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that meeting with the insurance company

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9932085/Kanye-West-drops-jaws-lights-FIRE-epic-Donda-listening-party.html

There are 1000s of people wanting to do that ...mostly with a tyre as well .. rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2021, 11:22:54 PM
Would that make it a drive moo?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9937683/Calf-spotted-sitting-farmers-car-McDonalds-drive-thru.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2021, 05:55:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2021, 11:22:54 PM
Would that make it a drive moo?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9937683/Calf-spotted-sitting-farmers-car-McDonalds-drive-thru.html

I presume he was just delivering them to the goods entrance...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 30, 2021, 09:29:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2021, 11:22:54 PM
Would that make it a drive moo?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9937683/Calf-spotted-sitting-farmers-car-McDonalds-drive-thru.html

"Any more of that behaviour and you'll join yer dad here"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2021, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 30, 2021, 09:29:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2021, 11:22:54 PM
Would that make it a drive moo?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9937683/Calf-spotted-sitting-farmers-car-McDonalds-drive-thru.html

"Any more of that behaviour and you'll join yer dad here"
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2021, 01:39:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 30, 2021, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 30, 2021, 09:29:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2021, 11:22:54 PM
Would that make it a drive moo?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9937683/Calf-spotted-sitting-farmers-car-McDonalds-drive-thru.html

"Any more of that behaviour and you'll join yer dad here"
happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2021, 01:01:31 PM
Something to brighten Baldymort's day..  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9943453/Texas-train-crashes-semi-truck-carrying-expensive-cargo-stuck-tracks.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2021, 01:38:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2021, 01:01:31 PM
Something to brighten Baldymort's day..  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9943453/Texas-train-crashes-semi-truck-carrying-expensive-cargo-stuck-tracks.html

Oh I saw that the other day!

Christus, there is a logistics/shipping company in the shit right now!  shitstorm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2021, 11:49:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 01, 2021, 01:38:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2021, 01:01:31 PM
Something to brighten Baldymort's day..  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9943453/Texas-train-crashes-semi-truck-carrying-expensive-cargo-stuck-tracks.html

Oh I saw that the other day!

Christus, there is a logistics/shipping company in the shit right now!  shitstorm:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2021, 01:56:02 PM
WTF?? I don't know whether to laugh or bang my head on my desk.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9950443/The-Taliban-say-angry-feel-betrayed-disabled-helicopters-planes.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2021, 02:03:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2021, 01:56:02 PM
WTF?? I don't know whether to laugh or bang my head on my desk.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9950443/The-Taliban-say-angry-feel-betrayed-disabled-helicopters-planes.html
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2021, 02:27:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 02, 2021, 02:03:42 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2021, 01:56:02 PM
WTF?? I don't know whether to laugh or bang my head on my desk.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9950443/The-Taliban-say-angry-feel-betrayed-disabled-helicopters-planes.html
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2021, 06:24:42 AM
WTF?? 3 years old??? Words fail me..  noooo:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/transgender-girl-tried-cut-penis-24867367
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2021, 06:31:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2021, 06:24:42 AM
WTF?? 3 years old??? Words fail me..  noooo:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/transgender-girl-tried-cut-penis-24867367

What the fuck are we doing to these children...? Every single person involved should be up for child abuse...  Angry9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2021, 08:04:09 AM
$300 a month not to shoot people?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9951135/San-Francisco-rolls-program-pay-people-300-month-not-shoot-other.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2021, 08:18:10 AM
I........just........WTF????  eeek:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-who-married-sex-doll-24895898
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2021, 02:10:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2021, 08:04:09 AM
$300 a month not to shoot people?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9951135/San-Francisco-rolls-program-pay-people-300-month-not-shoot-other.html

WTF...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2021, 02:12:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2021, 02:10:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2021, 08:04:09 AM
$300 a month not to shoot people?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9951135/San-Francisco-rolls-program-pay-people-300-month-not-shoot-other.html

WTF...?  noooo:

Quote
his devastating split from Margo the doll

happy001  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2021, 02:13:27 PM
Migrant Spits at Police Then Stabs Himself with Knife Hidden in His Anus (https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/09/03/migrant-spits-police-stabs-himself-knife-hidden-in-anus/)

 eeek:

Another devastating split! happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2021, 03:25:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2021, 02:12:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2021, 02:10:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2021, 08:04:09 AM
$300 a month not to shoot people?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9951135/San-Francisco-rolls-program-pay-people-300-month-not-shoot-other.html

WTF...?  noooo:


Quote
his devastating split from Margo the doll

happy001  redface:

That wasnt the link you are looking for...  point:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2021, 04:15:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2021, 03:25:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2021, 02:12:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2021, 02:10:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2021, 08:04:09 AM
$300 a month not to shoot people?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9951135/San-Francisco-rolls-program-pay-people-300-month-not-shoot-other.html

WTF...?  noooo:


Quote
his devastating split from Margo the doll

happy001  redface:

That wasnt the link you are looking for...  point:

Arse!  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2021, 04:24:47 AM
That could make getting a decongestant from the chemists 'interesting'  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9976835/Bizarre-upside-rhino-experiment-wings-Ig-Nobel-prize.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2021, 04:30:08 AM
Christ, just when you think Afghanistan couldn't be any more of a clusterfuck  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9979199/US-drone-strike-Kabul-actually-killed-AID-WORKER-seven-children.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2021, 05:40:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2021, 04:30:08 AM
Christ, just when you think Afghanistan couldn't be any more of a clusterfuck  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9979199/US-drone-strike-Kabul-actually-killed-AID-WORKER-seven-children.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 14, 2021, 07:48:28 PM
https://newsthump.com/2021/09/03/liz-truss-hoping-to-secure-lucrative-trade-deal-with-afghanistan-selling-british-pork-to-the-taliban/

“This is a very exciting day for the British pork market and trade in general,” she grinned to reporters this morning, proudly holding a pork joint aloft.

“Although we cannot officially recognise the Taliban as the government of Afghanistan on account of all the horrendous and barbaric acts, this kind of exciting, new, emerging country is exactly who we want to strike up long-lasting partnerships with.”
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2021, 05:58:20 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 14, 2021, 07:48:28 PM
https://newsthump.com/2021/09/03/liz-truss-hoping-to-secure-lucrative-trade-deal-with-afghanistan-selling-british-pork-to-the-taliban/

“This is a very exciting day for the British pork market and trade in general,” she grinned to reporters this morning, proudly holding a pork joint aloft.

“Although we cannot officially recognise the Taliban as the government of Afghanistan on account of all the horrendous and barbaric acts, this kind of exciting, new, emerging country is exactly who we want to strike up long-lasting partnerships with.”

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2021, 10:18:08 AM
A load of old bollocks you say..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9994799/Trinidads-health-minister-hits-Nicki-Minaj-swollen-testicles-claim.html

Minaj is a cretin who proves there is a link between silicone overdosing and low IQ.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2021, 12:18:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2021, 10:18:08 AM
A load of old bollocks you say..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9994799/Trinidads-health-minister-hits-Nicki-Minaj-swollen-testicles-claim.html

Minaj is a cretin who proves there is a link between silicone overdosing and low IQ.  noooo:

Vile creature... noooo:  (see also Cardi B ).....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2021, 12:22:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 16, 2021, 12:18:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2021, 10:18:08 AM
A load of old bollocks you say..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9994799/Trinidads-health-minister-hits-Nicki-Minaj-swollen-testicles-claim.html

Minaj is a cretin who proves there is a link between silicone overdosing and low IQ.  noooo:

Vile creature... noooo:  (see also Cardi B ).....

I'd rather not thanks  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2021, 10:17:14 PM
Building nuclear submarines in Berek's hometown, what could possibly go wrong..  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9997343/Boris-says-nuclear-AUKUS-submarine-pact-create-HUNDREDS-jobs.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 16, 2021, 10:18:48 PM
 scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2021, 05:42:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2021, 10:17:14 PM
Building nuclear submarines in Berek's hometown, what could possibly go wrong..  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9997343/Boris-says-nuclear-AUKUS-submarine-pact-create-HUNDREDS-jobs.html

But they've stuffed the Frogs up so there is that!  Thumbs:

Every cloud, etc.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2021, 07:25:57 AM
Well that's Bolivia off my holiday destinations list..  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/09/16/16/48005437-9998321-image-a-39_1631806458596.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9998321/Woman-finds-rotting-HUMAN-finger-hamburger-fast-food-restaurant-Bolivia.html

sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2021, 12:57:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2021, 07:25:57 AM
Well that's Bolivia off my holiday destinations list..  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/09/16/16/48005437-9998321-image-a-39_1631806458596.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9998321/Woman-finds-rotting-HUMAN-finger-hamburger-fast-food-restaurant-Bolivia.html

sick2:

 sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2021, 02:11:04 PM
 sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2021, 05:54:06 PM
FFS! Haven't you heard of a ruler?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9996959/Boy-15-gets-USB-cable-stuck-penis-sexual-experiment-gone-wrong.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2021, 05:57:11 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2021, 06:46:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2021, 05:54:06 PM
FFS! Haven't you heard of a ruler?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9996959/Boy-15-gets-USB-cable-stuck-penis-sexual-experiment-gone-wrong.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 17, 2021, 07:06:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2021, 06:46:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2021, 05:54:06 PM
FFS! Haven't you heard of a ruler?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9996959/Boy-15-gets-USB-cable-stuck-penis-sexual-experiment-gone-wrong.html

 eeek:

New meaning to "selfie-stick" ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2021, 09:38:34 PM
Hey BM, next time you are doing some DIY....  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10006889/New-homeowner-shocked-rag-doll-boarded-wall-saying-killed-family.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2021, 09:40:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2021, 09:38:34 PM
Hey BM, next time you are doing some DIY....  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10006889/New-homeowner-shocked-rag-doll-boarded-wall-saying-killed-family.html
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2021, 05:44:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2021, 09:38:34 PM
Hey BM, next time you are doing some DIY....  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10006889/New-homeowner-shocked-rag-doll-boarded-wall-saying-killed-family.html


happy001

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 20, 2021, 11:04:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 20, 2021, 05:44:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2021, 09:38:34 PM
Hey BM, next time you are doing some DIY....  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10006889/New-homeowner-shocked-rag-doll-boarded-wall-saying-killed-family.html


happy001

 eveilgrin:

Old trick ...Fred West started that .. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2021, 03:47:59 PM
Doesn't quite have the same feel as Al Capone and the prohibition era..  noooo:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/21/new-zealand-police-arrest-pair-trying-to-enter-auckland-with-large-amount-of-kfc?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2021, 05:24:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2021, 03:47:59 PM
Doesn't quite have the same feel as Al Capone and the prohibition era..  noooo:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/21/new-zealand-police-arrest-pair-trying-to-enter-auckland-with-large-amount-of-kfc?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-1

What a shitfest...  noooo:

Lyn's sister has been in Level 4 Lockdown for weeks and just upgraded to Level 3 on Monday which means that take-away restaurants can open...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 21, 2021, 05:40:16 PM
surely you meant "what a shitfeast" ?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2021, 06:45:19 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 21, 2021, 05:40:16 PM
surely you meant "what a shitfeast" ?

 drumroll:

I like KFC... Drool:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2021, 09:23:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2021, 05:24:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2021, 03:47:59 PM
Doesn't quite have the same feel as Al Capone and the prohibition era..  noooo:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/21/new-zealand-police-arrest-pair-trying-to-enter-auckland-with-large-amount-of-kfc?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-1

What a shitfest...  noooo:

Lyn's sister has been in Level 4 Lockdown for weeks and just upgraded to Level 3 on Monday which means that take-away restaurants can open...  whacky115
Most countries went down the road of using lockdowns to buy time to prevent disaster until vaccines could be deployed
 
NZ and Oz were very good at that but then seemed to have locked themselves for months into thinking lockdowns were an alternative to deploying vaccines.  Dumb dumb dumb
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2021, 02:25:32 PM
Would that be a Mong Tom?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10016601/Firefighters-rescue-Turkish-man-got-stuck-Ottoman-cannon-posing-photo.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2021, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2021, 02:25:32 PM
Would that be a Mong Tom?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10016601/Firefighters-rescue-Turkish-man-got-stuck-Ottoman-cannon-posing-photo.html


happy001







They should have put a charge in it and fired him out!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2021, 08:21:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 22, 2021, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2021, 02:25:32 PM
Would that be a Mong Tom?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10016601/Firefighters-rescue-Turkish-man-got-stuck-Ottoman-cannon-posing-photo.html


happy001







They should have put a charge in it and fired him out!  eveilgrin:
Too many witnesses?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2021, 05:18:43 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 22, 2021, 08:21:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 22, 2021, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2021, 02:25:32 PM
Would that be a Mong Tom?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10016601/Firefighters-rescue-Turkish-man-got-stuck-Ottoman-cannon-posing-photo.html


happy001







They should have put a charge in it and fired him out!  eveilgrin:
Too many witnesses?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2021, 12:56:51 PM
Here's another one for Apey to have a field day with..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10020543/Couples-frisky-car-date-turns-disaster-knock-handbrake-FLIP-Toyota-Yaris.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2021, 01:05:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2021, 12:56:51 PM
Here's another one for Apey to have a field day with..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10020543/Couples-frisky-car-date-turns-disaster-knock-handbrake-FLIP-Toyota-Yaris.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2021, 08:58:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 23, 2021, 01:05:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2021, 12:56:51 PM
Here's another one for Apey to have a field day with..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10020543/Couples-frisky-car-date-turns-disaster-knock-handbrake-FLIP-Toyota-Yaris.html

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

having a bit on the side?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 27, 2021, 05:06:57 PM
School keep clear lines painted outside primary closed in 2003 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-58707621)

Yorkshire is the new Norfolk?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2021, 10:50:40 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/WtV4x1Vq/243122320-607013040482119-2759528792083121901-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/WtV4x1Vq)



 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2021, 10:52:32 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 27, 2021, 05:06:57 PM
School keep clear lines painted outside primary closed in 2003 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-58707621)

Yorkshire is the new Norfolk?

Bonkers!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 28, 2021, 11:20:34 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 28, 2021, 10:50:40 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/WtV4x1Vq/243122320-607013040482119-2759528792083121901-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/WtV4x1Vq)



 eeek:
Sunday Sport article, file under improbable
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2021, 05:26:42 PM
Well I'd never have seen that coming..  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10037577/Artist-makes-60-000-cash-lent-Danish-museum-art-installation.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 28, 2021, 05:28:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2021, 05:26:42 PM
Well I'd never have seen that coming..  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10037577/Artist-makes-60-000-cash-lent-Danish-museum-art-installation.html
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2021, 05:30:08 PM
Not entirely sure I'd want to hit 88 miles an hour in a Robin Reliant..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10036795/Back-Future-car-makers-son-legal-trouble-three-wheel-replica.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2021, 05:44:32 PM
So for speaking up and demanding accountability for the utter clusterfuck that was the Afghanistan withdrawal then resigning his commission in disgust just shy of retirement (sacrificing over £1m worth of pension and benefits) he ends up being put in the brig? FFS!  Banghead

There is no way to defend the utter disaster that was the withdrawal, not being able to predict the Taliban would steamroller the Afghan army? If you honestly believe that then Darwin has a lucky turnip to sell you. With the amount of military hardware left behind you've given the Taliban and their terrorist allies their biggest boost in decades. Letting the Taliban form the perimiter around the airport? Anyone could have told you how that was going to end and then there was your drone strike, how did that end? An aid worker and children murdered while you claimed they were terrorists.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10036613/Father-reveals-marine-son-criticised-withdrawal-Afghanistan-military-prison.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2021, 08:22:24 AM
Not quite sure this is what the doctor meant when he told you that you had to give up drinking and start an iron rich diet..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10052289/Doctors-Lithuania-KILOGRAM-nails-screws-stomach-man.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2021, 11:19:19 PM
Maybe it was a soft top..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10072395/Man-plunges-100ft-ninth-floor-New-Jersey-high-rise-SURVIVES.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2021, 11:39:03 PM
Bugger!! I wish I'd known about this ahead of time, could have made a fortune in brain bleach futures.  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10072867/Madonna-63-flashes-bottom-gyrates-Jimmy-Fallons-desk-Tonight-Show.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2021, 09:39:41 PM
Sounds like a load of old bollocks to me  eeek:

The comments, oh God the comments  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10083433/German-designer-unveils-revolutionary-testicle-bath-zaps-sperm-ultrasound-waves.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2021, 05:22:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2021, 09:39:41 PM
Sounds like a load of old bollocks to me  eeek:

The comments, oh God the comments  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10083433/German-designer-unveils-revolutionary-testicle-bath-zaps-sperm-ultrasound-waves.html


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2021, 12:35:10 AM
The Lynx Effect....?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10088861/Teenage-boy-sparked-explosion-destroyed-home-using-DEODORANT-close-candle.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2021, 04:36:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2021, 12:35:10 AM
The Lynx Effect....?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10088861/Teenage-boy-sparked-explosion-destroyed-home-using-DEODORANT-close-candle.html

@Putting on deodorant' my arse!  lol:

He was playing flame throwers - we've all been there...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2021, 11:12:08 PM
Fucking idiot, the last thing someone who has just been evacuated from a bomb threat in a cathedral is going to be thinking is that a kebab would really hit the spot.   noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10092795/Kebab-shop-worker-52-hoax-bomb-threat-Truro-Cathedral.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2021, 05:19:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2021, 11:12:08 PM
Fucking idiot, the last thing someone who has just been evacuated from a bomb threat in a cathedral is going to be thinking is that a kebab would really hit the spot.   noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10092795/Kebab-shop-worker-52-hoax-bomb-threat-Truro-Cathedral.html

Good grief!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2021, 09:30:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 15, 2021, 05:19:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2021, 11:12:08 PM
Fucking idiot, the last thing someone who has just been evacuated from a bomb threat in a cathedral is going to be thinking is that a kebab would really hit the spot.   noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10092795/Kebab-shop-worker-52-hoax-bomb-threat-Truro-Cathedral.html

Good grief!  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Never going to be safe in society is he with that record and stupidity.  'Moroncini, who gave his own name to the call handler'  whacky115
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2021, 11:52:40 PM
This one should appeal to Apey..  lol:

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1507019/tyre-premium-air-garage-tik-tok-prank-viral-content
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2021, 04:49:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2021, 11:52:40 PM
This one should appeal to Apey..  lol:

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1507019/tyre-premium-air-garage-tik-tok-prank-viral-content

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 17, 2021, 07:45:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2021, 04:49:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2021, 11:52:40 PM
This one should appeal to Apey..  lol:

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1507019/tyre-premium-air-garage-tik-tok-prank-viral-content

 ;D


The site is atrocious; all the ads etc. make the article virtually unreadable. That is, what little there is of it.   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2021, 10:38:26 AM
Stop the world I want to get off..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10099271/Will-sensitivity-readers-make-books-woke-no-one-enjoy-again.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2021, 10:47:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2021, 10:38:26 AM
Stop the world I want to get off..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10099271/Will-sensitivity-readers-make-books-woke-no-one-enjoy-again.html

Too late... It is fucked and you are fucked with it... Thank fuck I'm in my sixties...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2021, 11:38:04 AM
I guess it depends on how much a good read depends on casual stereotyping.  IMHO it doesn't
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 18, 2021, 08:11:47 AM
Casual stereotyping is a lazy way of writing but a stereotype can be a valid first order approximation. Many people's behavior is a result of their cultural upbringing.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 18, 2021, 09:08:46 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 18, 2021, 08:11:47 AM
Casual stereotyping is a lazy way of writing but a stereotype can be a valid first order approximation. Many people's behavior is a result of their cultural upbringing.
facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2021, 04:08:23 AM
You poor bastard, I guess you were just shit out of luck..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10108093/Man-splattered-unpleasant-way-plane-dumps-HUMAN-waste-him.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2021, 05:37:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2021, 04:08:23 AM
You poor bastard, I guess you were just shit out of luck..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10108093/Man-splattered-unpleasant-way-plane-dumps-HUMAN-waste-him.html

Not sure why The Fail had to emphasise HUMAN...?  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2021, 02:52:11 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 20, 2021, 05:37:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2021, 04:08:23 AM
You poor bastard, I guess you were just shit out of luck..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10108093/Man-splattered-unpleasant-way-plane-dumps-HUMAN-waste-him.html

Not sure why The Fail had to emphasise HUMAN...?  lol:

High class flight as opposed to the Chav air en route to Ibiza?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2021, 03:01:28 AM
 eeek:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1509020/essex-news-deadliest-snake-found-stonemasons-animal-hospital
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2021, 04:42:38 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2021, 03:01:28 AM
eeek:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1509020/essex-news-deadliest-snake-found-stonemasons-animal-hospital

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2021, 01:27:26 PM
Banning non Maori people in the UK from performing the Haka because it's 'cultural appropriation'. So how long does everyone think it will be before people are doing it all over the place just to take the piss?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10118711/Doing-haka-youre-not-Maori-offensive-cultural-appropriation-Brits-warned.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 22, 2021, 01:56:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2021, 01:27:26 PM
Banning non Maori people in the UK from performing the Haka because it's 'cultural appropriation'. So how long does everyone think it will be before people are doing it all over the place just to take the piss?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10118711/Doing-haka-youre-not-Maori-offensive-cultural-appropriation-Brits-warned.html
lol: lol: lol:  but it's tragic really what Boris will agree to so desperate he is to get supposed face saving trade deals
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 22, 2021, 03:29:24 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 22, 2021, 01:56:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2021, 01:27:26 PM
Banning non Maori people in the UK from performing the Haka because it's 'cultural appropriation'. So how long does everyone think it will be before people are doing it all over the place just to take the piss?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10118711/Doing-haka-youre-not-Maori-offensive-cultural-appropriation-Brits-warned.html
lol: lol: lol:  but it's tragic really what Boris will agree to so desperate he is to get supposed face saving trade deals

Neatly done Steve, even Kier Starmer couldn't do better.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2021, 04:47:39 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 22, 2021, 03:29:24 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 22, 2021, 01:56:29 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2021, 01:27:26 PM
Banning non Maori people in the UK from performing the Haka because it's 'cultural appropriation'. So how long does everyone think it will be before people are doing it all over the place just to take the piss?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10118711/Doing-haka-youre-not-Maori-offensive-cultural-appropriation-Brits-warned.html
lol: lol: lol:  but it's tragic really what Boris will agree to so desperate he is to get supposed face saving trade deals

Neatly done Steve, even Kier Starmer couldn't do better.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2021, 04:48:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2021, 01:27:26 PM
Banning non Maori people in the UK from performing the Haka because it's 'cultural appropriation'. So how long does everyone think it will be before people are doing it all over the place just to take the piss?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10118711/Doing-haka-youre-not-Maori-offensive-cultural-appropriation-Brits-warned.html

The most bizarre thing (IMHO) is that the Kiwis are going to hand so much power over to the Maoris in NZ...  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2021, 04:21:24 AM
I agree, more should be done to combat internet hatred. Stopping this twisted gobshite from ever being able to utter another word online would go a long way towards that.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10121069/Hate-preacher-Anjem-Choudary-whinges-hes-abused-online.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2021, 06:23:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2021, 04:21:24 AM
I agree, more should be done to combat internet hatred. Stopping this twisted gobshite from ever being able to utter another word online would go a long way towards that.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10121069/Hate-preacher-Anjem-Choudary-whinges-hes-abused-online.html

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2021, 11:06:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 23, 2021, 06:23:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 23, 2021, 04:21:24 AM
I agree, more should be done to combat internet hatred. Stopping this twisted gobshite from ever being able to utter another word online would go a long way towards that.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10121069/Hate-preacher-Anjem-Choudary-whinges-hes-abused-online.html

 Thumbs:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:   why he isn't in jail for treason is a big mystery.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2021, 05:13:57 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(nlyfans) Viennaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  whistle:

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/lifestyle/viennas-art-museums-are-using-onlyfans-post-censored-nude-art-rcna3258

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2021, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2021, 05:13:57 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(nlyfans) Viennaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  whistle:

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/lifestyle/viennas-art-museums-are-using-onlyfans-post-censored-nude-art-rcna3258
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2021, 03:52:51 AM
I know this is an old story but a video of the session just popped up randomly on youtube and I couldn't stop watching the guy  lol:

https://www.phillyvoice.com/someone-dressed-mr-monopoly-stole-show-google-congress-hearing/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2021, 09:13:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2021, 03:52:51 AM
I know this is an old story but a video of the session just popped up randomly on youtube and I couldn't stop watching the guy  lol:

https://www.phillyvoice.com/someone-dressed-mr-monopoly-stole-show-google-congress-hearing/

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2021, 07:17:55 PM
Ah, a typical Scottish welcome  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10157417/Joe-Biden-flashed-large-naked-Scottish-man-presidents-motorcade-drives-COP26.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2021, 08:02:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2021, 07:17:55 PM
Ah, a typical Scottish welcome  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10157417/Joe-Biden-flashed-large-naked-Scottish-man-presidents-motorcade-drives-COP26.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2021, 08:33:08 AM
Hey Apey, do they have Iceland in Cyprus...?  whistle:

https://www.iceland.co.uk/campaigns/penny-sale?utm_source=aw213635&utm_medium=aff&utm_campaign=mirrorcouk&sv_campaign_id=213635&sv_tax1=affiliate&sv_tax2=&sv_tax3=Reach+PLC&sv_tax4=0&sv_affiliate_id=213635&awc=7868_1635928319_3b1b52c64ccf029e362b06d56dce31d8
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 03, 2021, 08:13:45 PM
 Something fishy going on in Cyprus  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-59141394)  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2021, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 03, 2021, 08:13:45 PM
Something fishy going on in Cyprus  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-59141394)  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 03, 2021, 09:01:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2021, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 03, 2021, 08:13:45 PM
Something fishy going on in Cyprus  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-59141394)  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

TMJs..... redface:        noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2021, 06:32:21 AM
WTF?  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1516135/woke-news-nhs-uk-most-tattooed-man-smear-test
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2021, 06:44:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2021, 06:32:21 AM
WTF?  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1516135/woke-news-nhs-uk-most-tattooed-man-smear-test


happy001

What a twat...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2021, 09:27:49 AM
Miss D will probably appreciate this.

Note to self: Don't piss off children, they can be vicious in packs..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10162755/Man-dressed-clown-JUMPED-group-kindergartners-punch-hes-ground.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2021, 10:35:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2021, 09:27:49 AM
Miss D will probably appreciate this.

Note to self: Don't piss off children, they can be vicious in packs..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10162755/Man-dressed-clown-JUMPED-group-kindergartners-punch-hes-ground.html

Little thugs...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2021, 07:15:21 PM
Man Gets Eaten By Piranhas After Drowning In Lake While Escaping Bee Attack....


 noooo:

A man's disfigured body has been recovered from a lake in Brazil after it was ravaged by piranhas.....

The 30-year-old was fishing with two mates when they were swarmed by a group of bees......

In an effort to get away from the attack, they jumped into the farm lake in the municipality of Brasilβndia de Minas, Minas Gerais.....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2021, 07:17:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 04, 2021, 07:15:21 PM
Man Gets Eaten By Piranhas After Drowning In Lake While Escaping Bee Attack....


 noooo:

A man's disfigured body has been recovered from a lake in Brazil after it was ravaged by piranhas.....

The 30-year-old was fishing with two mates when they were swarmed by a group of bees......

In an effort to get away from the attack, they jumped into the farm lake in the municipality of Brasilβndia de Minas, Minas Gerais.....

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 12, 2021, 05:11:27 PM
"105 year old sprinter breaks 100m record in her category" ...


First well done ....but I am guessing that is a fairly small category .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2021, 05:16:16 PM
"Johnson and Johnson to split into two companies"

I wonder what they will be called  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2021, 05:40:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 12, 2021, 05:11:27 PM
"105 year old sprinter breaks 100m record in her category" ...


First well done ....but I am guessing that is a fairly small category .... rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2021, 05:40:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 12, 2021, 05:16:16 PM
"Johnson and Johnson to split into two companies"

I wonder what they will be called  rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 12, 2021, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2021, 05:40:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 12, 2021, 05:16:16 PM
"Johnson and Johnson to split into two companies"

I wonder what they will be called  rubschin:

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 12, 2021, 09:13:07 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 12, 2021, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 12, 2021, 05:40:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 12, 2021, 05:16:16 PM
"Johnson and Johnson to split into two companies"

I wonder what they will be called  rubschin:

happy001
lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2021, 07:28:17 AM
Apostrophe is marked for extinction as language becomes less formal (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/11/13/apostrophe-marked-extinction-language-becomes-less-formal/)

Nick isnt going to be happy about these development's...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 14, 2021, 07:42:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 14, 2021, 07:28:17 AM
Apostrophe is marked for extinction as language becomes less formal (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/11/13/apostrophe-marked-extinction-language-becomes-less-formal/)

Nick isnt going to be happy about these development's...  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: (I see what you did they're)  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2021, 07:45:42 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2021, 08:08:53 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 14, 2021, 07:42:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 14, 2021, 07:28:17 AM
Apostrophe is marked for extinction as language becomes less formal (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/11/13/apostrophe-marked-extinction-language-becomes-less-formal/)

Nick isnt going to be happy about these development's...  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: (I see what you did they're)  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2021, 03:02:43 AM
https://www.vice.com/en/article/dyzamj/a-profanity-filter-banned-the-word-bone-at-a-paleontology-conference

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2021, 04:09:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2021, 03:02:43 AM
https://www.vice.com/en/article/dyzamj/a-profanity-filter-banned-the-word-bone-at-a-paleontology-conference

 facepalm:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2021, 06:11:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2021, 04:09:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2021, 03:02:43 AM
https://www.vice.com/en/article/dyzamj/a-profanity-filter-banned-the-word-bone-at-a-paleontology-conference

 facepalm:


 lol: lol: lol:

 noooo:  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2021, 12:27:09 PM
TMJ's  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1523096/Australia-cannibal-crabs-road-closure-Christmas-island
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2021, 09:03:05 PM
Marie Le-Mar, 38, has been jailed for three and a half years for assaulting a married man and performing oral sex on him as he was sleeping......

 eeek:

 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2021, 09:06:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2021, 09:03:05 PM
Marie Le-Mar, 38, has been jailed for three and a half years for assaulting a married man and performing oral sex on him as he was sleeping......

 eeek:

 rubschin: rubschin:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 19, 2021, 01:11:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 18, 2021, 09:06:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2021, 09:03:05 PM
Marie Le-Mar, 38, has been jailed for three and a half years for assaulting a married man and performing oral sex on him as he was sleeping......

 eeek:

 rubschin: rubschin:

 Shocked:

Yeah thats gotta suck .... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2021, 03:47:53 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 19, 2021, 01:11:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 18, 2021, 09:06:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2021, 09:03:05 PM
Marie Le-Mar, 38, has been jailed for three and a half years for assaulting a married man and performing oral sex on him as he was sleeping......

 eeek:

 rubschin: rubschin:

 Shocked:

Yeah thats gotta suck .... noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2021, 09:04:40 PM
WTF???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

I'm sorry but any surgeon who agrees to amputate someone's fingers for purely cosmetic reasons instead of I don't know SECTIONING THEM!! should be struck off.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/11/22/16/50825031-10230619-Anthony_Loffredo_33_had_two_of_his_fingers_cut_off_so_that_his_h-a-23_1637599997788.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10230619/Tattooed-man-wants-black-alien-two-FINGERS-cut-turn-hand-CLAW.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2021, 09:28:03 PM
facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2021, 05:53:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2021, 09:04:40 PM
WTF???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

I'm sorry but any surgeon who agrees to amputate someone's fingers for purely cosmetic reasons instead of I don't know SECTIONING THEM!! should be struck off.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/11/22/16/50825031-10230619-Anthony_Loffredo_33_had_two_of_his_fingers_cut_off_so_that_his_h-a-23_1637599997788.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10230619/Tattooed-man-wants-black-alien-two-FINGERS-cut-turn-hand-CLAW.html

 I suppose it has been 'normalised' now - if you can cut off a bloke's dick because he claims he is a woman, why not...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2021, 09:33:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 23, 2021, 05:53:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2021, 09:04:40 PM
WTF???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

I'm sorry but any surgeon who agrees to amputate someone's fingers for purely cosmetic reasons instead of I don't know SECTIONING THEM!! should be struck off.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/11/22/16/50825031-10230619-Anthony_Loffredo_33_had_two_of_his_fingers_cut_off_so_that_his_h-a-23_1637599997788.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10230619/Tattooed-man-wants-black-alien-two-FINGERS-cut-turn-hand-CLAW.html

 I suppose it has been 'normalised' now - if you can cut off a bloke's dick because he claims he is a woman, why not...?  noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2021, 02:49:09 PM
Wonder if adding out of date seasoning would make it even stronger..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10230399/Scientists-use-popcorn-create-eco-friendly-cheaper-insulation.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2021, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2021, 02:49:09 PM
Wonder if adding out of date seasoning would make it even stronger..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10230399/Scientists-use-popcorn-create-eco-friendly-cheaper-insulation.html

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2021, 05:40:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2021, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2021, 02:49:09 PM
Wonder if adding out of date seasoning would make it even stronger..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10230399/Scientists-use-popcorn-create-eco-friendly-cheaper-insulation.html

 evil:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2021, 06:48:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 24, 2021, 05:40:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 24, 2021, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2021, 02:49:09 PM
Wonder if adding out of date seasoning would make it even stronger..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10230399/Scientists-use-popcorn-create-eco-friendly-cheaper-insulation.html

 evil:

 cussing:

Double six!!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2021, 07:01:48 AM
Assisted death only for vaccinated, euthanasia association says (https://www.rt.com/news/541149-euthanasia-germany-vaccinated-only/)

Shark = jumped...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2021, 09:51:04 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10243765/Georgia-webcam-model-makes-risqu-videos-cash-accidentally-shot-vagina-cops-say.html

 shocked003
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 26, 2021, 10:45:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2021, 09:51:04 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10243765/Georgia-webcam-model-makes-risqu-videos-cash-accidentally-shot-vagina-cops-say.html

 shocked003
Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2021, 07:03:45 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 26, 2021, 10:45:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2021, 09:51:04 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10243765/Georgia-webcam-model-makes-risqu-videos-cash-accidentally-shot-vagina-cops-say.html

 shocked003
Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2021, 04:27:32 PM
Ooops.... ;D

"A shot went off from a soldier’s gun inside Larnaca airport on Tuesday morning, prompting an immediate police investigation into the incident."


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2021, 04:46:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2021, 04:27:32 PM
Ooops.... ;D

"A shot went off from a soldier’s gun inside Larnaca airport on Tuesday morning, prompting an immediate police investigation into the incident."


 noooo:

I'm surprised there aren't more such incidents TBH...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2021, 06:47:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2021, 04:46:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2021, 04:27:32 PM
Ooops.... ;D

"A shot went off from a soldier’s gun inside Larnaca airport on Tuesday morning, prompting an immediate police investigation into the incident."


 noooo:

I'm surprised there aren't more such incidents TBH...  noooo:

With you having a shooter ....me too .... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2021, 06:58:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2021, 06:47:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2021, 04:46:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2021, 04:27:32 PM
Ooops.... ;D

"A shot went off from a soldier’s gun inside Larnaca airport on Tuesday morning, prompting an immediate police investigation into the incident."


 noooo:

I'm surprised there aren't more such incidents TBH...  noooo:

With you having a shooter ....me too .... whistle:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 02, 2021, 10:29:19 AM
"BREAKING: Several have reportedly been injured after a World War Two bomb exploded near a Munich train station."....


I thought it had finished ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2021, 11:12:56 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 02, 2021, 10:29:19 AM
"BREAKING: Several have reportedly been injured after a World War Two bomb exploded near a Munich train station."....


I thought it had finished ... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 02, 2021, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2021, 11:12:56 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 02, 2021, 10:29:19 AM
"BREAKING: Several have reportedly been injured after a World War Two bomb exploded near a Munich train station."....


I thought it had finished ... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 02, 2021, 10:58:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 02, 2021, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2021, 11:12:56 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 02, 2021, 10:29:19 AM
"BREAKING: Several have reportedly been injured after a World War Two bomb exploded near a Munich train station."....


I thought it had finished ... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
They think it's all over, it isn't now
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2021, 12:20:23 AM
https://nypost.com/2021/11/28/russian-cannibal-yegor-komarov-two-others-arrested-after-headless-body-falls-out-of-car/

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2021, 08:09:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2021, 12:20:23 AM
https://nypost.com/2021/11/28/russian-cannibal-yegor-komarov-two-others-arrested-after-headless-body-falls-out-of-car/

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

 eeek: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2021, 08:16:12 PM
 Up the Arsenal  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10270067/Man-seeks-medical-help-artillery-shell-lodged-rectum.html)

Bloody times people slip on things like that while naked eh  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2021, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 03, 2021, 08:16:12 PM
Up the Arsenal  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10270067/Man-seeks-medical-help-artillery-shell-lodged-rectum.html)

Bloody times people slip on things like that while naked eh  ::)

Time for "wrecked em" ..joke.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2021, 10:19:05 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2021, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 03, 2021, 08:16:12 PM
Up the Arsenal  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10270067/Man-seeks-medical-help-artillery-shell-lodged-rectum.html)

Bloody times people slip on things like that while naked eh  ::)

Time for "wrecked em" ..joke.... rubschin:

Well I suppose it's better than my bumker buster joke..  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2021, 05:29:38 PM
Looks like the Cult of Apey has 2 followers in India..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10255635/Indian-wedding-guests-bring-walk-away-free-buffet-fire-rages-VIDEO.html?ito=video_player_click

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2021, 05:40:07 AM
Ah yes, one of the many fun ways to wind up the locals...  whistle:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/outrage-sparked-cornwall-advert-shows-25640112
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2021, 07:37:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2021, 05:40:07 AM
Ah yes, one of the many fun ways to wind up the locals...  whistle:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/outrage-sparked-cornwall-advert-shows-25640112

Good grief....  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2021, 05:33:46 AM
I think I'll let Apey run with this one..  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/11/12/teesside-cock-up-as-three-giant-stone-penises-stolen-from-shop-15589242/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2021, 06:48:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2021, 05:33:46 AM
I think I'll let Apey run with this one..  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/11/12/teesside-cock-up-as-three-giant-stone-penises-stolen-from-shop-15589242/

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2021, 05:12:11 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 10, 2021, 06:48:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2021, 05:33:46 AM
I think I'll let Apey run with this one..  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/11/12/teesside-cock-up-as-three-giant-stone-penises-stolen-from-shop-15589242/

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs: cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2021, 05:57:50 PM
Saudi camel beauty pageant cracks down on cosmetic enhancements (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-59593001)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2021, 06:04:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2021, 05:57:50 PM
Saudi camel beauty pageant cracks down on cosmetic enhancements (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-59593001)

 Thumbs:  and  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2021, 04:23:41 PM
How One Gearhead Tracked Down Uday Hussein’s Elusive Ferrari F40 In Iraq (https://www.carscoops.com/2020/05/how-one-gearhead-tracked-down-uday-husseins-elusive-ferrari-f40-in-iraq/#Echobox=1639435882)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2021, 04:27:13 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10291697/Runaway-camel-causes-chaos-breaking-free-live-drive-nativity-scene.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490&fr=operanews (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10291697/Runaway-camel-causes-chaos-breaking-free-live-drive-nativity-scene.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490&fr=operanews)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2021, 04:44:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2021, 04:23:41 PM
How One Gearhead Tracked Down Uday Hussein’s Elusive Ferrari F40 In Iraq (https://www.carscoops.com/2020/05/how-one-gearhead-tracked-down-uday-husseins-elusive-ferrari-f40-in-iraq/#Echobox=1639435882)

 eeek:

 Thumbs:  I got a story about a F40 .......
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2021, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 15, 2021, 04:44:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2021, 04:23:41 PM
How One Gearhead Tracked Down Uday Hussein’s Elusive Ferrari F40 In Iraq (https://www.carscoops.com/2020/05/how-one-gearhead-tracked-down-uday-husseins-elusive-ferrari-f40-in-iraq/#Echobox=1639435882)

 eeek:

 Thumbs:  I got a story about a F40 .......
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2021, 04:51:13 PM
Not entirely sure that's what they mean by healthy eating...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10328549/Chinese-McDonalds-EXERCISE-BIKES-diners-want-burn-calories-consume-them.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2021, 05:06:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2021, 04:51:13 PM
Not entirely sure that's what they mean by healthy eating...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10328549/Chinese-McDonalds-EXERCISE-BIKES-diners-want-burn-calories-consume-them.html

I had a McDonald's today...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2021, 06:59:07 AM
Singing to a ghost that has suffered trauma. Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/watch-ghost-tells-demi-lovato-it-suffered-trauma-2660556
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2021, 07:12:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2021, 06:59:07 AM
Singing to a ghost that has suffered trauma. Words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/watch-ghost-tells-demi-lovato-it-suffered-trauma-2660556

The phrase, "WTF?" springs to mind... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 22, 2021, 12:14:14 AM
FFS!!  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10334079/Classic-films-including-Jaws-Ghostbusters-stricter-ratings-adjust-modern-attitudes.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2021, 07:08:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 22, 2021, 12:14:14 AM
FFS!!  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10334079/Classic-films-including-Jaws-Ghostbusters-stricter-ratings-adjust-modern-attitudes.html

The BBFC has always been a bit mental...  noooo:

I remember years ago when I was really into Home Cinema discovering that they even censor sounds... So they might decide that the sound of a punch landing was 'too violent' and it had to be toned down. I always used to buy Laserdiscs from the 'States because the editing and soundtrack were so much better...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 22, 2021, 11:54:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 22, 2021, 12:14:14 AM
FFS!!  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10334079/Classic-films-including-Jaws-Ghostbusters-stricter-ratings-adjust-modern-attitudes.html
If it keeps more noisy winnegans out of cinemas is that a bad thing?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2021, 06:03:16 AM
Kitchen tongs?? She was going to use kitchen tongs??  shocked003 Apey, this one is all yours..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10336439/Mortified-girlfriend-ends-E-sex-toy-stuck-backside.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2021, 06:10:18 AM
I know I don't feel the cold but fuck that for a game of soldiers...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10335711/Pair-NAKED-skiers-spotted-slopes-4-000ft-Scottish-mountain-frozen-2C-morning.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 23, 2021, 12:53:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2021, 06:03:16 AM
Kitchen tongs?? She was going to use kitchen tongs??  shocked003 Apey, this one is all yours..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10336439/Mortified-girlfriend-ends-E-sex-toy-stuck-backside.html
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 23, 2021, 04:49:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 23, 2021, 12:53:21 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2021, 06:03:16 AM
Kitchen tongs?? She was going to use kitchen tongs??  shocked003 Apey, this one is all yours..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10336439/Mortified-girlfriend-ends-E-sex-toy-stuck-backside.html
noooo:

Bummer..... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2021, 11:40:41 AM
You know, I'm pretty sure that in the long list of things people would love to see invented a lickable TV screen was not one of them..  sick2:

https://www.reuters.com/technology/lick-it-up-japan-professor-creates-tele-taste-tv-screen-2021-12-23/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2021, 11:54:31 AM
Nick I think it's safe to say you are banned from going anywhere near London in June or July  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10356715/Royal-Navy-prepares-dismantle-masts-sunken-World-War-II-wreck.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2021, 12:21:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2021, 11:54:31 AM
Nick I think it's safe to say you are banned from going anywhere near London in June or July  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10356715/Royal-Navy-prepares-dismantle-masts-sunken-World-War-II-wreck.html

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 31, 2021, 01:18:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2021, 11:54:31 AM
Nick I think it's safe to say you are banned from going anywhere near London in June or July  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10356715/Royal-Navy-prepares-dismantle-masts-sunken-World-War-II-wreck.html
It's actually just off Sheerness, been a legend for years with those of us that lived near wondering if it was worth detonating it so they could rebuild Sheerness starting with a clean sheet
 
I read a study a few years back that said it should probably be safe now as the fuses would have rotted away. 
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2021, 01:28:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 31, 2021, 01:18:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2021, 11:54:31 AM
Nick I think it's safe to say you are banned from going anywhere near London in June or July  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10356715/Royal-Navy-prepares-dismantle-masts-sunken-World-War-II-wreck.html
It's actually just off Sheerness, been a legend for years with those of us that lived near wondering if it was worth detonating it so they could rebuild Sheerness starting with a clean sheet
 
I read a study a few years back that said it should probably be safe now as the fuses would have rotted away.

The British Army used to explode "old bombs" here at sea (Latchi) ...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2021, 02:02:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 31, 2021, 01:28:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 31, 2021, 01:18:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2021, 11:54:31 AM
Nick I think it's safe to say you are banned from going anywhere near London in June or July  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10356715/Royal-Navy-prepares-dismantle-masts-sunken-World-War-II-wreck.html
It's actually just off Sheerness, been a legend for years with those of us that lived near wondering if it was worth detonating it so they could rebuild Sheerness starting with a clean sheet
 
I read a study a few years back that said it should probably be safe now as the fuses would have rotted away.

The British Army used to explode "old bombs" here at sea (Latchi) ...

They dispose of munitions at Akrotiri too...

I remember one year they set off a load and because of the cloud formations the sound bounced back to Limassol and they thought they were being attacked!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on December 31, 2021, 05:11:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 31, 2021, 02:02:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 31, 2021, 01:28:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 31, 2021, 01:18:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2021, 11:54:31 AM
Nick I think it's safe to say you are banned from going anywhere near London in June or July  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10356715/Royal-Navy-prepares-dismantle-masts-sunken-World-War-II-wreck.html
It's actually just off Sheerness, been a legend for years with those of us that lived near wondering if it was worth detonating it so they could rebuild Sheerness starting with a clean sheet
 
I read a study a few years back that said it should probably be safe now as the fuses would have rotted away.

The British Army used to explode "old bombs" here at sea (Latchi) ...

They dispose of munitions at Akrotiri too...

I remember one year they set off a load and because of the cloud formations the sound bounced back to Limassol and they thought they were being attacked!  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2022, 04:33:57 AM
Wait so any earnings you make using illegal activities are supposed to be reported to the IRS?? I'm sure that will work and make the government a fortune  lol:

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/2021/12/28/irs-says-stolen-property-must-reported-and-twitter-goes-wild/9035694002/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2022, 07:06:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2022, 04:33:57 AM
Wait so any earnings you make using illegal activities are supposed to be reported to the IRS?? I'm sure that will work and make the government a fortune  lol:

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/2021/12/28/irs-says-stolen-property-must-reported-and-twitter-goes-wild/9035694002/

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 01, 2022, 01:19:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2022, 04:33:57 AM
Wait so any earnings you make using illegal activities are supposed to be reported to the IRS?? I'm sure that will work and make the government a fortune  lol:

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/2021/12/28/irs-says-stolen-property-must-reported-and-twitter-goes-wild/9035694002/
Sounds stupid but it's not.  A lot easier to jail someone for tax evasion than illegally gained stuff.  As Al Capone found out
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2022, 06:32:22 PM
When talking about Ghislaine Maxwell and her contact book ...do NOT use the phrase
.."A lot of people could be going down " .....

I think that caused the problem in the 1st place .... noooo: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 01, 2022, 07:08:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 01, 2022, 06:32:22 PM
When talking about Ghislaine Maxwell and her contact book ...do NOT use the phrase
.."A lot of people could be going down " .....

I think that caused the problem in the 1st place .... noooo: redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2022, 07:24:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 01, 2022, 07:08:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 01, 2022, 06:32:22 PM
When talking about Ghislaine Maxwell and her contact book ...do NOT use the phrase
.."A lot of people could be going down " .....

I think that caused the problem in the 1st place .... noooo: redface:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 01, 2022, 08:17:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 01, 2022, 07:24:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 01, 2022, 07:08:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 01, 2022, 06:32:22 PM
When talking about Ghislaine Maxwell and her contact book ...do NOT use the phrase
.."A lot of people could be going down " .....

I think that caused the problem in the 1st place .... noooo: redface:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2022, 11:29:31 PM
Novak Djokovic has visa cancelled, looks like will be deported  lol: lol: lol:
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-59889522
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2022, 12:10:04 AM
You vandalised a statue and pushed it into the river, how the hell did you end up getting a not guilty verdict? Given that the legal definition of Criminal Damage is 'A person who, without lawful excuse, destroys or damages any property belonging to another' it should have been an open and shut case. Now these arseholes and their ilk are going to see it as carte blanche to destroy anything they decide they don't agree with.   Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10371949/BLM-protestors-not-guilty-criminal-damage-toppling-Edward-Colston-statue-Bristol.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2022, 11:20:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2022, 12:10:04 AM
You vandalised a statue and pushed it into the river, how the hell did you end up getting a not guilty verdict? Given that the legal definition of Criminal Damage is 'A person who, without lawful excuse, destroys or damages any property belonging to another' it should have been an open and shut case. Now these arseholes and their ilk are going to see it as carte blanche to destroy anything they decide they don't agree with.   Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10371949/BLM-protestors-not-guilty-criminal-damage-toppling-Edward-Colston-statue-Bristol.html
The key is in those very words 'lawful excuse' and a jury decided they had such because the council had long wanted the statue removed
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2022, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 06, 2022, 11:20:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2022, 12:10:04 AM
You vandalised a statue and pushed it into the river, how the hell did you end up getting a not guilty verdict? Given that the legal definition of Criminal Damage is 'A person who, without lawful excuse, destroys or damages any property belonging to another' it should have been an open and shut case. Now these arseholes and their ilk are going to see it as carte blanche to destroy anything they decide they don't agree with.   Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10371949/BLM-protestors-not-guilty-criminal-damage-toppling-Edward-Colston-statue-Bristol.html
The key is in those very words 'lawful excuse' and a jury decided they had such because the council had long wanted the statue removed

Perhaps the jury should have considered the opinion of the taxpayers of Brizzle and not a few woke councillors?  ::)

Either way, it sets the most terrible precedent  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2022, 11:58:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2022, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 06, 2022, 11:20:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2022, 12:10:04 AM
You vandalised a statue and pushed it into the river, how the hell did you end up getting a not guilty verdict? Given that the legal definition of Criminal Damage is 'A person who, without lawful excuse, destroys or damages any property belonging to another' it should have been an open and shut case. Now these arseholes and their ilk are going to see it as carte blanche to destroy anything they decide they don't agree with.   Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10371949/BLM-protestors-not-guilty-criminal-damage-toppling-Edward-Colston-statue-Bristol.html
The key is in those very words 'lawful excuse' and a jury decided they had such because the council had long wanted the statue removed

Perhaps the jury should have considered the opinion of the taxpayers of Brizzle and not a few woke councillors?  ::)

Either way, it sets the most terrible precedent  noooo:
That precedent was set ages ago.  Remember those Hawk jets that were vandalised?
 
I think the CPS had to pursue this case but realistically they would have known they were never going to get a jury to convict, maybe the only surprise is instead of a hung jury there was apparently a unanimous acquittal.
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2022, 05:58:13 PM
WTF??? Seriously??? We are truly seeing the end of civilisation...  sick2:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17034323/i-make-70000-by-selling-my-farts-to-strangers-stephanie-matto/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2022, 10:57:50 PM
I wonder if he was carrying 3 mini's in the back...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10374979/Chinese-truck-dangles-edge-cliff-getting-lost-sat-nav.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2022, 07:00:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2022, 10:57:50 PM
I wonder if he was carrying 3 mini's in the back...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10374979/Chinese-truck-dangles-edge-cliff-getting-lost-sat-nav.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 07, 2022, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2022, 07:00:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2022, 10:57:50 PM
I wonder if he was carrying 3 mini's in the back...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10374979/Chinese-truck-dangles-edge-cliff-getting-lost-sat-nav.html

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

"Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2022, 02:51:49 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 07, 2022, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2022, 07:00:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2022, 10:57:50 PM
I wonder if he was carrying 3 mini's in the back...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10374979/Chinese-truck-dangles-edge-cliff-getting-lost-sat-nav.html

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

"Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea"

Blow the bleddy doors off...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2022, 07:22:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2022, 05:58:13 PM
WTF??? Seriously??? We are truly seeing the end of civilisation...  sick2:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17034323/i-make-70000-by-selling-my-farts-to-strangers-stephanie-matto/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2022, 09:59:09 AM
Spending £12.5k to look like a fucking idiot..  noooo:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/07/15/52659381-10379275-image-a-66_1641568260706.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10379275/Man-spends-12-500-bid-make-inhuman-possible.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2022, 10:55:22 AM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2022, 04:00:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2022, 09:59:09 AM
Spending £12.5k to look like a fucking idiot..  noooo:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/07/15/52659381-10379275-image-a-66_1641568260706.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10379275/Man-spends-12-500-bid-make-inhuman-possible.html

I'm not going to read it but where the fuck does an unemployable idiot like that get the money...? I'm guessing 'taxpayers' is the answer in one way shape or form...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2022, 04:24:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 08, 2022, 04:00:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2022, 09:59:09 AM
Spending £12.5k to look like a fucking idiot..  noooo:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/07/15/52659381-10379275-image-a-66_1641568260706.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10379275/Man-spends-12-500-bid-make-inhuman-possible.html

I'm not going to read it but where the fuck does an unemployable idiot like that get the money...? I'm guessing 'taxpayers' is the answer in one way shape or form...?  rubschin:

Apparently he has over 6000 followers on Instagram, so if they each coughed up a couple of quid...

Quote
The influencer's is in a relationship with a woman who is a fellow body modification enthusiast and had her tongue split like his.

Jesus, can you imagine how any kids would turn out??? Mr Darwin sir!!!! We have a priority job for you...  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2022, 06:35:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 08, 2022, 04:00:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2022, 09:59:09 AM
Spending £12.5k to look like a fucking idiot..  noooo:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/07/15/52659381-10379275-image-a-66_1641568260706.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10379275/Man-spends-12-500-bid-make-inhuman-possible.html

I'm not going to read it but where the fuck does an unemployable idiot like that get the money...? I'm guessing 'taxpayers' is the answer in one way shape or form...?  rubschin:

 Thumbs:   noooo:  and wait for the "nobody will give me a job"... Banghead Angry9:  "People judge me by the way I look " bollocks ... Angry9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2022, 12:35:40 PM
Hopefully it's fixed now but even so you couldn't make it up.

https://www.thegamer.com/covid-qr-codes-opening-plague-inc/

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2022, 12:23:55 PM
Christ!! Accidentally?? How bloody stupid do you have to be to come up with something like this...  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10001093/Impotent-mans-partner-accidentally-deploys-insulation-foam-inside-urethra-sex-act.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 17, 2022, 12:35:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2022, 12:23:55 PM
Christ!! Accidentally?? How bloody stupid do you have to be to come up with something like this...  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10001093/Impotent-mans-partner-accidentally-deploys-insulation-foam-inside-urethra-sex-act.html
Shocked:  noooo:

Well that's todays click on an article to regret
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2022, 02:31:17 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 17, 2022, 12:35:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2022, 12:23:55 PM
Christ!! Accidentally?? How bloody stupid do you have to be to come up with something like this...  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10001093/Impotent-mans-partner-accidentally-deploys-insulation-foam-inside-urethra-sex-act.html
Shocked:  noooo:

Well that's todays click on an article to regret

Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2022, 02:38:46 PM
 :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2022, 03:25:04 PM
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off..   redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10418217/VIDEO-Bystanders-pick-bundles-cash-raid-South-African-armoured-truck.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2022, 03:36:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2022, 03:25:04 PM
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off..   redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10418217/VIDEO-Bystanders-pick-bundles-cash-raid-South-African-armoured-truck.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2022, 02:57:57 PM
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-nurse-called-sick-clean-25092742 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-nurse-called-sick-clean-25092742)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2022, 03:52:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2022, 02:57:57 PM
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-nurse-called-sick-clean-25092742 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-nurse-called-sick-clean-25092742)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2022, 05:00:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2022, 03:52:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2022, 02:57:57 PM
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-nurse-called-sick-clean-25092742 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-nurse-called-sick-clean-25092742)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  adds a whole new meaning to 'mental health nurse'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2022, 12:56:37 PM
Tiger Tiger again, why am I not surprised?  noooo: It's as if Nick and BM went into partnership and set up a club, what could possibly go wrong...?  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10434359/Tequila-horror-Tiger-Tiger-Police-called-clubbers-given-caustic-soda-instead-salt.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2022, 01:16:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2022, 12:56:37 PM
Tiger Tiger again, why am I not surprised?  noooo: It's as if Nick and BM went into partnership and set up a club, what could possibly go wrong...?  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10434359/Tequila-horror-Tiger-Tiger-Police-called-clubbers-given-caustic-soda-instead-salt.html
scared2: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2022, 05:12:57 PM
Dorset knob-throwing competition too popular to be held
 
https://news.sky.com/story/dorset-knob-throwing-competition-too-popular-to-be-held-organisers-say-12525065

Boring story but who cares about the detail
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2022, 09:48:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 25, 2022, 05:12:57 PM
Dorset knob-throwing competition too popular to be held
 
https://news.sky.com/story/dorset-knob-throwing-competition-too-popular-to-be-held-organisers-say-12525065

Boring story but who cares about the detail

 ;D ;D noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2022, 05:46:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 25, 2022, 09:48:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 25, 2022, 05:12:57 PM
Dorset knob-throwing competition too popular to be held
 
https://news.sky.com/story/dorset-knob-throwing-competition-too-popular-to-be-held-organisers-say-12525065

Boring story but who cares about the detail

 ;D ;D noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2022, 08:39:56 AM
I could be missing something but if you are clearing snow, ice and slush off a road I'm pretty sure that the idea isn't to launch it into the oncoming traffic..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10438891/Car-swerves-highway-Ohio-speeding-snow-plow-causes-car-wreck-video.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2022, 04:06:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2022, 08:39:56 AM
I could be missing something but if you are clearing snow, ice and slush off a road I'm pretty sure that the idea isn't to launch it into the oncoming traffic..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10438891/Car-swerves-highway-Ohio-speeding-snow-plow-causes-car-wreck-video.html
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2022, 06:19:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2022, 08:39:56 AM
I could be missing something but if you are clearing snow, ice and slush off a road I'm pretty sure that the idea isn't to launch it into the oncoming traffic..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10438891/Car-swerves-highway-Ohio-speeding-snow-plow-causes-car-wreck-video.html

What thinks JOM...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 26, 2022, 07:56:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 26, 2022, 06:19:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2022, 08:39:56 AM
I could be missing something but if you are clearing snow, ice and slush off a road I'm pretty sure that the idea isn't to launch it into the oncoming traffic..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10438891/Car-swerves-highway-Ohio-speeding-snow-plow-causes-car-wreck-video.html

What thinks JOM...?  rubschin:

To state the obvious, what a complete feckin' moron  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2022, 08:08:33 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 26, 2022, 07:56:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 26, 2022, 06:19:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2022, 08:39:56 AM
I could be missing something but if you are clearing snow, ice and slush off a road I'm pretty sure that the idea isn't to launch it into the oncoming traffic..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10438891/Car-swerves-highway-Ohio-speeding-snow-plow-causes-car-wreck-video.html

What thinks JOM...?  rubschin:

To state the obvious, what a complete feckin' moron  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2022, 09:37:42 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 26, 2022, 07:56:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 26, 2022, 06:19:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2022, 08:39:56 AM
I could be missing something but if you are clearing snow, ice and slush off a road I'm pretty sure that the idea isn't to launch it into the oncoming traffic..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10438891/Car-swerves-highway-Ohio-speeding-snow-plow-causes-car-wreck-video.html

What thinks JOM...?  rubschin:

To state the obvious, what a complete feckin' moron  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
nail hit head  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2022, 06:00:38 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-60168856

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2022, 06:18:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2022, 06:00:38 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-60168856

 eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2022, 09:30:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2022, 06:00:38 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-60168856

 eeek:
  eeek: eeek: noooo:
 
Hopefully it has a traceable serial number as someone needs their collar felt over this
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on January 29, 2022, 07:50:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 28, 2022, 09:30:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2022, 06:00:38 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-60168856

 eeek:
  eeek: eeek: noooo:
 
Hopefully it has a traceable serial number as someone needs their collar felt over this

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2022, 09:24:23 PM
Imagine being stuck behind this lot..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10454333/Canadas-Freedom-Convoy-50-000-truckers-arrives-Ottawa-ahead-weekend-protests.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2022, 09:29:21 PM
Bit like the approach to Dover
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2022, 01:29:14 PM
Smugland Supreme Court finally overrules Smugland kangaroo court  :thumbsup:
 
https://news.sky.com/story/cyprus-british-woman-wins-appeal-to-overturn-conviction-for-lying-about-gang-rape-12529445
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 31, 2022, 01:56:25 PM
But what really happened originally?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2022, 02:05:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 31, 2022, 01:29:14 PM
Smugland Supreme Court finally overrules Smugland kangaroo court  :thumbsup:
 
https://news.sky.com/story/cyprus-british-woman-wins-appeal-to-overturn-conviction-for-lying-about-gang-rape-12529445

I think generally considered to be the correct result here...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2022, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2022, 02:05:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 31, 2022, 01:29:14 PM
Smugland Supreme Court finally overrules Smugland kangaroo court  :thumbsup:
 
https://news.sky.com/story/cyprus-british-woman-wins-appeal-to-overturn-conviction-for-lying-about-gang-rape-12529445

I think generally considered to be the correct result here...
Good

But what happens with the sus judge etc?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2022, 02:45:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 31, 2022, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2022, 02:05:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 31, 2022, 01:29:14 PM
Smugland Supreme Court finally overrules Smugland kangaroo court  :thumbsup:
 
https://news.sky.com/story/cyprus-british-woman-wins-appeal-to-overturn-conviction-for-lying-about-gang-rape-12529445

I think generally considered to be the correct result here...
Good

But what happens with the sus judge etc?

Almost certainly nothing...

I wonder what, if anything, will happen to the boys...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2022, 03:38:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2022, 02:45:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 31, 2022, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2022, 02:05:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 31, 2022, 01:29:14 PM
Smugland Supreme Court finally overrules Smugland kangaroo court  :thumbsup:
 
https://news.sky.com/story/cyprus-british-woman-wins-appeal-to-overturn-conviction-for-lying-about-gang-rape-12529445

I think generally considered to be the correct result here...
Good

But what happens with the sus judge etc?

Almost certainly nothing...

I wonder what, if anything, will happen to the boys...?
Quite

But at least with this judgement, Cyprus has dodged the possibility of the Foreign Office listing it as an unsafe place for unaccompanied women to travel to.   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2022, 03:50:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 31, 2022, 03:38:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2022, 02:45:48 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 31, 2022, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2022, 02:05:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 31, 2022, 01:29:14 PM
Smugland Supreme Court finally overrules Smugland kangaroo court  :thumbsup:
 
https://news.sky.com/story/cyprus-british-woman-wins-appeal-to-overturn-conviction-for-lying-about-gang-rape-12529445

I think generally considered to be the correct result here...
Good

But what happens with the sus judge etc?

Almost certainly nothing...

I wonder what, if anything, will happen to the boys...?
Quite

But at least with this judgement, Cyprus has dodged the possibility of the Foreign Office listing it as an unsafe place for unaccompanied women to travel to.   

Apart from Pissouri obvs.  eyes:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2022, 06:26:08 PM
Well with those cracked roads it surely isn't safe for any living thing
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2022, 06:35:07 PM
Leading the local news here eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2022, 08:18:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2022, 06:35:07 PM
Leading the local news here eeek:
Not greatly surprising, she is from the East Midlands
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2022, 12:16:43 AM
Good news for old school crooks..  facepalm:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/akvng5/mask-hacks-better-fit-research

Quote
If someone can figure out how to combine the fetish market for crotch-scented masks with the improved safety of a better fit, they would have a real seller on their hands.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2022, 06:52:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2022, 12:16:43 AM
Good news for old school crooks..  facepalm:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/akvng5/mask-hacks-better-fit-research

Quote
If someone can figure out how to combine the fetish market for crotch-scented masks with the improved safety of a better fit, they would have a real seller on their hands.

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 07, 2022, 12:42:29 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2022, 06:17:51 PM
I think we have a thread winner!  eeek:


Police raid sinister 'Nullo' cult in north London and arrest seven men after 'pay-per-view live footage of members being CASTRATED appeared online' (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10484237/Police-raid-sinister-Nullo-cult-north-London-arrest-seven-men.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 07, 2022, 08:01:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2022, 06:17:51 PM
I think we have a thread winner!  eeek:


Police raid sinister 'Nullo' cult in north London and arrest seven men after 'pay-per-view live footage of members being CASTRATED appeared online' (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10484237/Police-raid-sinister-Nullo-cult-north-London-arrest-seven-men.html)

  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2022, 08:08:32 PM
Gives voluntary severance a whole new meaning rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 07, 2022, 11:49:07 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 07, 2022, 08:01:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2022, 06:17:51 PM
I think we have a thread winner!  eeek:


Police raid sinister 'Nullo' cult in north London and arrest seven men after 'pay-per-view live footage of members being CASTRATED appeared online' (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10484237/Police-raid-sinister-Nullo-cult-north-London-arrest-seven-men.html)

  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Shocked:  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2022, 06:41:49 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2022, 08:08:32 PM
Gives voluntary severance a whole new meaning rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2022, 01:17:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2022, 06:17:51 PM
I think we have a thread winner!  eeek:


Police raid sinister 'Nullo' cult in north London and arrest seven men after 'pay-per-view live footage of members being CASTRATED appeared online' (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10484237/Police-raid-sinister-Nullo-cult-north-London-arrest-seven-men.html)

Mr Darwin sir must be irritated, by all accounts he was making good money off those idiots while cleansing the gene pool  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2022, 05:34:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2022, 08:08:32 PM
Gives voluntary severance a whole new meaning rubschin:

 drumroll:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2022, 07:47:48 AM
Serenading monkeys to get them in the mood?  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02/10/18/54029089-10499123-image-a-26_1644516231405.jpg)
"Fuck off we prefer Otis Reading"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10499123/VIDEO-Marvin-Gaye-impersonator-serenades-zoo-monkeys-ahead-mating-season.html?ito=video_player_click
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2022, 07:54:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2022, 07:47:48 AM
Serenading monkeys to get them in the mood?  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02/10/18/54029089-10499123-image-a-26_1644516231405.jpg)
"Fuck off we prefer Otis Reading"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10499123/VIDEO-Marvin-Gaye-impersonator-serenades-zoo-monkeys-ahead-mating-season.html?ito=video_player_click

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2022, 09:27:46 PM
 The eyes have it  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60330758)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2022, 01:45:45 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 11, 2022, 09:27:46 PM
The eyes have it  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60330758)

 happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2022, 08:16:02 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 12, 2022, 01:45:45 AM
Quote from: Just One More on February 11, 2022, 09:27:46 PM
The eyes have it  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60330758)

 happy001
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2022, 02:20:09 PM
our little village is in UK press…. Thumbs………..


Ok ..it is about a mercy killing …but hey ho … redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2022, 02:34:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2022, 02:20:09 PM
our little village is in UK press…. Thumbs………..


Ok ..it is about a mercy killing …but hey ho … redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

But was it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2022, 02:37:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 12, 2022, 02:34:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2022, 02:20:09 PM
our little village is in UK press…. Thumbs………..


Ok ..it is about a mercy killing …but hey ho … redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

But was it...?  rubschin:

Yes ..Defo ..I know where I live .... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2022, 02:38:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2022, 02:37:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 12, 2022, 02:34:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2022, 02:20:09 PM
our little village is in UK press…. Thumbs………..


Ok ..it is about a mercy killing …but hey ho … redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

But was it...?  rubschin:

Yes ..Defo ..I know where I live .... ::)


happy001


 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2022, 10:50:42 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

But
Quote from: Barman on February 12, 2022, 02:34:02 PM
. . .But was it...?  rubschin:
Is a very good question
 
Seems he was putting her out of his misery.  https://knews.kathimerini.com.cy/en/news/husband-in-mercy-killing-case-jailed-until-murder-trial
 
Awful case either way
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2022, 12:49:11 PM
Just been speaking to bloke in village who knows them ...all very sad ...


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2022, 12:50:23 PM
Couple Fuming After They End Up On Ryanair Flight To France Instead Of Copenhagen......


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2022, 04:08:35 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 13, 2022, 12:50:23 PM
Couple Fuming After They End Up On Ryanair Flight To France Instead Of Copenhagen......


 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Another classic 'we're RyanAir and we don't give a fuck cos to us there's no such thing as bad publicity' story
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2022, 05:43:22 AM
Woman, 80, held hostage by naked intruder is rescued after failing to send family her daily Wordle score.......

stay safe guys..... eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2022, 06:54:07 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 14, 2022, 05:43:22 AM
Woman, 80, held hostage by naked intruder is rescued after failing to send family her daily Wordle score.......

stay safe guys..... eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2022, 03:44:07 PM
You know how it is, you are just walking down the street minding your own business when... eeek:

www.youtube.com/embed/sz9T0nQZXKc

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10510163/Hundreds-birds-suddenly-drop-sky-Mexico-leaving-dead-bodies-sidewalk-Video.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2022, 03:48:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2022, 03:44:07 PM
You know how it is, you are just walking down the street minding your own business when... eeek:

www.youtube.com/embed/sz9T0nQZXKc

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10510163/Hundreds-birds-suddenly-drop-sky-Mexico-leaving-dead-bodies-sidewalk-Video.html

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2022, 02:24:00 PM
One for BM ......

"Too windy for a WIND TURBINE! "  ..it fell over ...... lol:  Daily Fail .. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2022, 02:37:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2022, 02:24:00 PM
One for BM ......

"Too windy for a WIND TURBINE! "  ..it fell over ...... lol:  Daily Fail .. Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2022, 06:07:33 PM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/12420234/transgender-vikings-ransacked-britain/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2022, 07:19:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2022, 06:07:33 PM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/12420234/transgender-vikings-ransacked-britain/

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2022, 08:12:15 PM
https://then24.com/2022/02/27/a-ukrainian-sailor-sinks-his-russian-bosss-yacht-for-selling-missiles-to-putin/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 27, 2022, 08:21:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 27, 2022, 08:12:15 PM
https://then24.com/2022/02/27/a-ukrainian-sailor-sinks-his-russian-bosss-yacht-for-selling-missiles-to-putin/

Trashy website   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2022, 09:46:11 PM
Maybe you just don't like the story, it's on loads of sites
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2022, 11:44:02 PM
"It's alright folks, just a Russian anti tank mine. I'll get rid of it for you.."  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02/27/16/54718565-10557399-image-m-102_1645977826162.jpg)

Quote
One wrote: 'Southern Ukraine. You can be cool, but you'll never be ''I found this land mine on the road and decided to bring it to the nearby forest'' cool.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10557399/Symbol-Ukraines-toughness-Man-disposes-anti-tank-smoking-CIGARETTE.html

 worthy:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2022, 11:55:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2022, 11:44:02 PM
"It's alright folks, just a Russian anti tank mine. I'll get rid of it for you.."  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02/27/16/54718565-10557399-image-m-102_1645977826162.jpg)

Quote
One wrote: 'Southern Ukraine. You can be cool, but you'll never be ''I found this land mine on the road and decided to bring it to the nearby forest'' cool.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10557399/Symbol-Ukraines-toughness-Man-disposes-anti-tank-smoking-CIGARETTE.html

 worthy:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2022, 04:46:32 PM
 noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10568367/The-worlds-extreme-body-modifications-including-man-ORC.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2022, 06:50:36 AM
Woman Faked Her Own Death To Avoid Driving Conviction (https://www.ladbible.com/news/woman-fakes-death-to-avoid-conviction-20220302?fbclid=IwAR0BvHpMpcp5g1Tr3sdg8lUubC726MQGFnsbnArqpjXhDpEg92Ml6lzcLrs)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2022, 08:37:37 AM
Mum with 'UK's biggest eyebrows' branded unfit mother as trolls threaten to call social services (https://www.lancs.live/news/uk-world-news/mum-uks-biggest-eyebrows-branded-23248572?fbclid=IwAR3Ruqv8UblnEfzwOqxOJaD6LZtwe-8RSvz8E5-W-M9EBKEXgDcp-XpNyuY)




(https://i.postimg.cc/G9MNhdwS/274872164-165648875791349-2418817572886606690-njpeg.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/G9MNhdwS)



WTF???  eeek:


Groucho must be spinning in his grave!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 03, 2022, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2022, 08:37:37 AM
Mum with 'UK's biggest eyebrows' branded unfit mother as trolls threaten to call social services (https://www.lancs.live/news/uk-world-news/mum-uks-biggest-eyebrows-branded-23248572?fbclid=IwAR3Ruqv8UblnEfzwOqxOJaD6LZtwe-8RSvz8E5-W-M9EBKEXgDcp-XpNyuY)




(https://i.postimg.cc/G9MNhdwS/274872164-165648875791349-2418817572886606690-njpeg.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/G9MNhdwS)



WTF???  eeek:


Groucho must be spinning in his grave!  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2022, 03:53:00 PM
Only one job you had, idiot you are..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10577615/Israeli-TV-channel-runs-live-footage-Ukraine-showing-crash-landed-TIE-fighter-Star-Wars.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2022, 04:19:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2022, 03:53:00 PM
Only one job you had, idiot you are..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10577615/Israeli-TV-channel-runs-live-footage-Ukraine-showing-crash-landed-TIE-fighter-Star-Wars.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2022, 04:26:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2022, 04:19:38 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2022, 03:53:00 PM
Only one job you had, idiot you are..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10577615/Israeli-TV-channel-runs-live-footage-Ukraine-showing-crash-landed-TIE-fighter-Star-Wars.html

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

The farce was strong with that station
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2022, 04:57:07 PM
Where is the one about Russians shelling a nuclear power station?  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2022, 05:09:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2022, 04:57:07 PM
Where is the one about Russians shelling a nuclear power station?  scared2:

Latest reports have 5 of the 6 reactors being set to cold shutdown so they can regulate themselves although the control room is said to have been one of the targets so it's unclear what's going to happen with the remaining one. They are supposed to have been designed in such a way that they can withstand earthquakes and a plane crashing into them, does that mean they can withstand an artillery barrage, missile strike or tank shells? Only time will tell I guess. In theory they are of a more modern design so in the worst case scenario we would be looking more at a Fukushima type disaster rather then Chernobyl again.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2022, 06:42:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2022, 04:57:07 PM
Where is the one about Russians shelling a nuclear power station?  scared2:
Or the Cyprus badged tankers Boris Vilkitsky and Fedor Litke (great traditional Greek names eh?)  being told to fuck off with their Russian gas  https://www.vesseltracking.net/ship/boris-vilkitsky-9768368 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2022, 08:47:14 AM
So who had release of a chaos demon for 2022...  scared2:

https://nypost.com/2022/03/08/ancient-japanese-killing-stone-said-to-contain-evil-demon-has-cracked-open/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2022, 08:50:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2022, 08:47:14 AM
So who had release of a chaos demon for 2022...  scared2:

https://nypost.com/2022/03/08/ancient-japanese-killing-stone-said-to-contain-evil-demon-has-cracked-open/

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 10, 2022, 08:59:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2022, 08:50:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2022, 08:47:14 AM
So who had release of a chaos demon for 2022...  scared2:

https://nypost.com/2022/03/08/ancient-japanese-killing-stone-said-to-contain-evil-demon-has-cracked-open/

 Shocked:

God! there's so much bollocks printed by so called newspapers   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2022, 09:26:38 AM
Yep.  The NYP tries to steal the reputation of the well regarded Washington Post and New York Times but actually it's Murdoch's USA version of the Sun. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2022, 09:58:56 AM
Truth be told the story appealed to my sense of humour. It wasn't helped by the cartoon image I had of it catching up on the news and then deciding to retire as it couldn't do anything to beat the last couple of years.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2022, 10:21:47 AM
I.....I..I.....WTF?????  eeek:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-blows-up-bum-strapping-26365645
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2022, 11:25:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2022, 10:21:47 AM
I.....I..I.....WTF?????  eeek:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-blows-up-bum-strapping-26365645


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2022, 07:03:40 PM
Florida Man Asked Cops To Test His Meth Because He Was Worried The Drugs Were Actually Bath Salts (https://www.bolde.com/florida-man-asked-cops-test-meth-worried-drugs-bath-salts/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=dpfs&fbclid=IwAR1IdsoiVov80YyCZWmH4n7Yt00tSybr4-_D_FzMi4A0WmlYzVRW5_R4nV4)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2022, 08:49:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2022, 07:03:40 PM
Florida Man Asked Cops To Test His Meth Because He Was Worried The Drugs Were Actually Bath Salts (https://www.bolde.com/florida-man-asked-cops-test-meth-worried-drugs-bath-salts/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=dpfs&fbclid=IwAR1IdsoiVov80YyCZWmH4n7Yt00tSybr4-_D_FzMi4A0WmlYzVRW5_R4nV4)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2022, 08:16:37 PM
Nadine Dorries proves there may be dumber politicians than Diane Abbott
 
https://www.indy100.com/politics/nadine-dorries-microsoft-algorithms-meme 
 
'Nadine Dorries has absolutely baffled people after she asked Microsoft to “get rid” of algorithms.'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2022, 10:07:46 PM
Bono and Pelosi...  noooo:

It's good to see that the community has been so supportive of the pair of them  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10626995/Bono-ridiculed-unhinged-poetry-Ukraine-Nancy-Pelosi-read-St-Patricks-Day.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2022, 06:31:19 AM
This is outside the former Nick Towers where Mrs Nick and The Boy still live  eeek: eeek:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-parkgate-fire-scary-wall-26509753 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-parkgate-fire-scary-wall-26509753)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2022, 07:00:21 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2022, 06:31:19 AM
This is outside the former Nick Towers where Mrs Nick and The Boy still live  eeek: eeek:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-parkgate-fire-scary-wall-26509753 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-parkgate-fire-scary-wall-26509753)

Blimey!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2022, 09:36:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2022, 07:00:21 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2022, 06:31:19 AM
This is outside the former Nick Towers where Mrs Nick and The Boy still live  eeek: eeek:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-parkgate-fire-scary-wall-26509753 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-parkgate-fire-scary-wall-26509753)

Blimey!
'started deliberately'   noooo:  What is it with some people?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2022, 09:38:09 AM
I suspect idiots with a BBQ. Just spoke to The Boy, who said he had slept through it  ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2022, 10:06:33 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2022, 09:38:09 AM
I suspect idiots with a BBQ. Just spoke to The Boy, who said he had slept through it  ::)
lol:

We had a house fire in our road once, only the house opposite us.  Fire engine apparently with blues and twos etc and guess who slept through it?   redface:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 20, 2022, 11:48:56 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2022, 09:38:09 AM
I suspect idiots with a BBQ. Just spoke to The Boy, who said he had slept through it  ::)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2022, 03:33:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2022, 09:38:09 AM
I suspect idiots with a BBQ. Just spoke to The Boy, who said he had slept through it  ::)

In the boys defence, growing up with a walking disaster magnet has probably made him fairly relaxed about things like this.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2022, 03:53:27 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2022, 09:42:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2022, 03:33:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2022, 09:38:09 AM
I suspect idiots with a BBQ. Just spoke to The Boy, who said he had slept through it  ::)

In the boys defence, growing up with a walking disaster magnet has probably made him fairly relaxed about things like this.  whistle:
I'm with the boy on this
 
Remember the Buncefield Oil incident?  A massive fuel air explosion that registered on the Richter scale.  Well my younger brother was living about 2 miles away at the time.  It apparently woke him up briefly and then he slept right through the subsequent explosions, sirens etc etc. 

Stiff upper lip, it's an English thing
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2022, 07:28:31 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 20, 2022, 09:42:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2022, 03:33:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2022, 09:38:09 AM
I suspect idiots with a BBQ. Just spoke to The Boy, who said he had slept through it  ::)

In the boys defence, growing up with a walking disaster magnet has probably made him fairly relaxed about things like this.  whistle:
I'm with the boy on this
 
Remember the Buncefield Oil incident?  A massive fuel air explosion that registered on the Richter scale.  Well my younger brother was living about 2 miles away at the time.  It apparently woke him up briefly and then he slept right through the subsequent explosions, sirens etc etc. 

Stiff upper lip, it's an English thing

I should hope he made a nice cup of tea later...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2022, 08:19:59 AM
Jesus!!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10634025/Darwin-man-jailed-dropping-20-kilogram-weight-gym-goers-head.html

If only his head was as hard as Baldymort's..  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2022, 08:33:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2022, 08:19:59 AM
Jesus!!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10634025/Darwin-man-jailed-dropping-20-kilogram-weight-gym-goers-head.html

If only his head was as hard as Baldymort's..  noooo:

WTF???  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2022, 09:07:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2022, 08:33:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2022, 08:19:59 AM
Jesus!!  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10634025/Darwin-man-jailed-dropping-20-kilogram-weight-gym-goers-head.html

If only his head was as hard as Baldymort's..  noooo:

WTF???  eeek:
  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2022, 09:08:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 21, 2022, 07:28:31 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 20, 2022, 09:42:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2022, 03:33:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2022, 09:38:09 AM
I suspect idiots with a BBQ. Just spoke to The Boy, who said he had slept through it  ::)

In the boys defence, growing up with a walking disaster magnet has probably made him fairly relaxed about things like this.  whistle:
I'm with the boy on this
 
Remember the Buncefield Oil incident?  A massive fuel air explosion that registered on the Richter scale.  Well my younger brother was living about 2 miles away at the time.  It apparently woke him up briefly and then he slept right through the subsequent explosions, sirens etc etc. 

Stiff upper lip, it's an English thing

I should hope he made a nice cup of tea later...?
Dunno, didn't ask
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2022, 06:11:52 PM
You know how it is, you are riding your bike down the street minding your own business when...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10644379/Bizarre-moment-escaped-OSTRICH-knocks-woman-bicycle-Argentina-Video.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2022, 06:31:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2022, 06:11:52 PM
You know how it is, you are riding your bike down the street minding your own business when...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10644379/Bizarre-moment-escaped-OSTRICH-knocks-woman-bicycle-Argentina-Video.html

Nickesque...  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2022, 07:30:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2022, 06:31:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2022, 06:11:52 PM
You know how it is, you are riding your bike down the street minding your own business when...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10644379/Bizarre-moment-escaped-OSTRICH-knocks-woman-bicycle-Argentina-Video.html

Nickesque...  eeek:

Don't cry for me Argentinick?   whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2022, 08:23:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2022, 06:11:52 PM
You know how it is, you are riding your bike down the street minding your own business when...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10644379/Bizarre-moment-escaped-OSTRICH-knocks-woman-bicycle-Argentina-Video.html
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 23, 2022, 10:46:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 23, 2022, 08:23:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2022, 06:11:52 PM
You know how it is, you are riding your bike down the street minding your own business when...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10644379/Bizarre-moment-escaped-OSTRICH-knocks-woman-bicycle-Argentina-Video.html
eeek:

 eeek: eeek: Love the dogs, "WTF just happened" reaction  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 25, 2022, 08:25:09 AM


 The boy's father told the BBC: "... He's never talked about any hacking, but he is very good on computers and spends a lot of time on the computer. I always thought he was playing games."  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-60864283)  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2022, 08:53:37 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 25, 2022, 08:25:09 AM


 The boy's father told the BBC: "... He's never talked about any hacking, but he is very good on computers and spends a lot of time on the computer. I always thought he was playing games."  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-60864283)  eeek: eeek:


 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2022, 08:55:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2022, 06:31:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2022, 06:11:52 PM
You know how it is, you are riding your bike down the street minding your own business when...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10644379/Bizarre-moment-escaped-OSTRICH-knocks-woman-bicycle-Argentina-Video.html

Nickesque...  eeek:

 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2022, 11:05:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2022, 08:53:37 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 25, 2022, 08:25:09 AM


 The boy's father told the BBC: "... He's never talked about any hacking, but he is very good on computers and spends a lot of time on the computer. I always thought he was playing games."  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-60864283)  eeek: eeek:


 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Which makes the boy's father either the most stupid person or just  char048
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2022, 06:03:54 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/TLyywmcn/mormon.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/TLyywmcn)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2022, 06:34:35 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2022, 06:03:54 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/TLyywmcn/mormon.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/TLyywmcn)

 lol: lol: lol:

Too much of that going on these days...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2022, 10:22:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 29, 2022, 06:03:54 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/TLyywmcn/mormon.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/TLyywmcn)
lol: lol: lol:

A bit 2004 that headline though but for some reason it's going the rounds right now.  We both got emailed it yesterday and the sender was genuinely in ignorance of the whole Joyce 'would ski naked down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose' McKinney story from the 70s  eeek:
 
Surely we all remember that. 
 
Anyway he's asked us to explain the background next time we go to the pub (was going to be tonight but pinged off) I just hope he doesn't ask us to tell the story in mime.  It's not a pub we want to get banned from.
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2022, 12:44:25 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manacled_Mormon_case (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manacled_Mormon_case)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2022, 07:50:30 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/60934099
 
'Emily Bridges: Transgender cyclist will not race in women's National Omnium event'
 
Outrageous that anyone thought it should ever have happened especially a previous men's race winner just last month
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2022, 10:59:30 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 30, 2022, 07:50:30 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/60934099
 
'Emily Bridges: Transgender cyclist will not race in women's National Omnium event'
 
Outrageous that anyone thought it should ever have happened especially a previous men's race winner just last month

To be honest all this trans/neutral/?? etc stuff is beyond me ...all that is happening now is prob making it worse for the "real" people with a problem ....not just a fashion trend or bored or sexual thing ...

I think I did the trans weightlifter "snatch" joke ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2022, 11:49:53 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2022, 10:59:30 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 30, 2022, 07:50:30 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/60934099
 
'Emily Bridges: Transgender cyclist will not race in women's National Omnium event'
 
Outrageous that anyone thought it should ever have happened especially a previous men's race winner just last month

To be honest all this trans/neutral/?? etc stuff is beyond me ...all that is happening now is prob making it worse for the "real" people with a problem ....not just a fashion trend or bored or sexual thing ...

I think I did the trans weightlifter "snatch" joke ... rubschin:
Exactly.  There are a few  "real" people with a problem' and a whole lot of stupid attention seekers and idiots that want to appear to be somehow 'right on' no matter what harm they do

Worth a watch as Nick Ferrari shows up Starmer on the point with a very simple question.  The answer was 'no' Keir.
 
https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1508363760834129921 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on March 31, 2022, 05:46:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2022, 10:59:30 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 30, 2022, 07:50:30 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/60934099
 
'Emily Bridges: Transgender cyclist will not race in women's National Omnium event'
 
Outrageous that anyone thought it should ever have happened especially a previous men's race winner just last month

To be honest all this trans/neutral/?? etc stuff is beyond me ...all that is happening now is prob making it worse for the "real" people with a problem ....not just a fashion trend or bored or sexual thing ...

I think I did the trans weightlifter "snatch" joke ... rubschin:

 I thought this article from Sharon Davies that I recently read put it so well  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-10631215/SHARRON-DAVIES-dont-want-trans-athletes-excluded-fair-competition-females.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2022, 06:42:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 31, 2022, 05:46:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2022, 10:59:30 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 30, 2022, 07:50:30 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/60934099
 
'Emily Bridges: Transgender cyclist will not race in women's National Omnium event'
 
Outrageous that anyone thought it should ever have happened especially a previous men's race winner just last month

To be honest all this trans/neutral/?? etc stuff is beyond me ...all that is happening now is prob making it worse for the "real" people with a problem ....not just a fashion trend or bored or sexual thing ...

I think I did the trans weightlifter "snatch" joke ... rubschin:

 I thought this article from Sharon Davies that I recently read put it so well  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-10631215/SHARRON-DAVIES-dont-want-trans-athletes-excluded-fair-competition-females.html)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2022, 11:44:18 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 31, 2022, 06:42:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 31, 2022, 05:46:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2022, 10:59:30 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 30, 2022, 07:50:30 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/60934099
 
'Emily Bridges: Transgender cyclist will not race in women's National Omnium event'
 
Outrageous that anyone thought it should ever have happened especially a previous men's race winner just last month

To be honest all this trans/neutral/?? etc stuff is beyond me ...all that is happening now is prob making it worse for the "real" people with a problem ....not just a fashion trend or bored or sexual thing ...

I think I did the trans weightlifter "snatch" joke ... rubschin:

 I thought this article from Sharon Davies that I recently read put it so well  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-10631215/SHARRON-DAVIES-dont-want-trans-athletes-excluded-fair-competition-females.html)
:thumbsup:

Sharron Davies...... eyes:   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2022, 12:26:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 01, 2022, 11:44:18 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 31, 2022, 06:42:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 31, 2022, 05:46:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 31, 2022, 10:59:30 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 30, 2022, 07:50:30 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/60934099
 
'Emily Bridges: Transgender cyclist will not race in women's National Omnium event'
 
Outrageous that anyone thought it should ever have happened especially a previous men's race winner just last month

To be honest all this trans/neutral/?? etc stuff is beyond me ...all that is happening now is prob making it worse for the "real" people with a problem ....not just a fashion trend or bored or sexual thing ...

I think I did the trans weightlifter "snatch" joke ... rubschin:

 I thought this article from Sharon Davies that I recently read put it so well  (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-10631215/SHARRON-DAVIES-dont-want-trans-athletes-excluded-fair-competition-females.html)
:thumbsup:

Sharron Davies...... eyes:   
noooo:  just doesn't appeal, dunno why
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2022, 08:20:05 PM
Let's go to Mexico for some birdwatching. No need to worry about those cartels, we'll be fine.  noooo:

Bloody idiots.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10673609/Gay-birdwatchers-hyperventilate-chased-Mexican-cartel.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2022, 06:03:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2022, 08:20:05 PM
Let's go to Mexico for some birdwatching. No need to worry about those cartels, we'll be fine.  noooo:

Bloody idiots.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10673609/Gay-birdwatchers-hyperventilate-chased-Mexican-cartel.html

 lol: lol: lol:


Gayers watching birds...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2022, 09:39:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2022, 06:03:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2022, 08:20:05 PM
Let's go to Mexico for some birdwatching. No need to worry about those cartels, we'll be fine.  noooo:

Bloody idiots.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10673609/Gay-birdwatchers-hyperventilate-chased-Mexican-cartel.html

 lol: lol: lol:


Gayers watching birds...  rubschin:

 noooo:

 ;D

 redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2022, 12:10:22 PM
Well if I ever needed more nightmare fuel this is it...  eeek:

https://www.indy100.com/viral/scientist-magnetic-slime-robot
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2022, 02:33:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2022, 12:10:22 PM
Well if I ever needed more nightmare fuel this is it...  eeek:

https://www.indy100.com/viral/scientist-magnetic-slime-robot
That's a  eeek: sick2: scared2: and  ;)  story all in one
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2022, 11:53:59 AM
Surprisingly this thing doesn't hail from Australia  eeek:

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn13991-horror-frog-breaks-own-bones-to-produce-claws/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 05, 2022, 09:22:20 AM
Crumbs! Lorry sheds biscuit load over Derbyshire road (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-60990553)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 05, 2022, 09:36:45 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 05, 2022, 09:22:20 AM
Crumbs! Lorry sheds biscuit load over Derbyshire road (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-60990553)
;D

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2022, 09:40:42 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2022, 09:36:45 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 05, 2022, 09:22:20 AM
Crumbs! Lorry sheds biscuit load over Derbyshire road (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-60990553)
;D
;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 06, 2022, 01:15:26 PM
Council's electric vehicle chargers hacked to show porn site (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-61006816)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2022, 01:27:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 06, 2022, 01:15:26 PM
Council's electric vehicle chargers hacked to show porn site (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-61006816)

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 06, 2022, 04:31:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2022, 01:27:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 06, 2022, 01:15:26 PM
Council's electric vehicle chargers hacked to show porn site (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-61006816)

happy001

happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2022, 12:00:15 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 06, 2022, 04:31:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2022, 01:27:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 06, 2022, 01:15:26 PM
Council's electric vehicle chargers hacked to show porn site (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-61006816)

happy001

happy001 happy001

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2022, 07:37:35 AM
Man almost loses tip of his penis after trapped pubic hairs 'matted and formed a tight ring' around his glans (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10685105/Man-57-loses-penis-trapped-pubic-hairs-matted-formed-tight-ring.html)


 eeek:


Quote
Medics claim the uncircumcised man's ordeal — which has left him with a deformed member — could have been avoided if he washed properly.

The 57-year-old, who wasn't named, 'rarely' retracted his foreskin to clean, according to the Australian urologists who treated him.

He also urinated sitting down, meaning that the build-up of hair that collected under his foreskin went unnoticed.

Surgeons described the hairs as being 'matted together' and having formed a 'tight ring' under his glans — the head of the penis.

They believe it had accumulated after a 'significant' amount of time — although were clueless as to how long the man had spent in pain.


 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2022, 08:17:32 AM
 sick2: sick2:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on April 09, 2022, 08:35:06 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 09, 2022, 08:17:32 AM
sick2: sick2:  noooo:

 sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2022, 02:32:08 AM
WTF???  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10702865/Trans-killer-says-identifies-baby-demands-baby-food-dummy-prison-cell.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2022, 05:35:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2022, 02:32:08 AM
WTF???  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10702865/Trans-killer-says-identifies-baby-demands-baby-food-dummy-prison-cell.html

Referring to him as 'she' in the article is a big part of the fucking problem with this trans lunacy...  cussing:

Although, give the fail their due they have allowed comments which most papers close on trans issues because they know what the public view is on it all.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2022, 11:30:38 AM
There's a very few genuine cases.  And a massive number of loonies, attention seekers and manipulative gits playing the system
 
This is one of the latter, so what if never ever released from jail.  Society will be safer.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2022, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 10, 2022, 11:30:38 AM
There's a very few genuine cases.  And a massive number of loonies, attention seekers and manipulative gits playing the system
 
This is one of the latter, so what if never ever released from jail.  Society will be safer.

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2022, 02:28:56 PM
May be worth a punt...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10704593/Superyacht-seized-Plymouth-carrying-cocaine-worth-160m-auctioned.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2022, 10:21:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2022, 02:28:56 PM
May be worth a punt...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10704593/Superyacht-seized-Plymouth-carrying-cocaine-worth-160m-auctioned.html

Not a punt , they are small flat bottomed boats ,no engines ..not yacht...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2022, 10:47:17 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 11, 2022, 10:21:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2022, 02:28:56 PM
May be worth a punt...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10704593/Superyacht-seized-Plymouth-carrying-cocaine-worth-160m-auctioned.html

Not a punt , they are small flat bottomed boats ,no engines ..not yacht...... noooo:


 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2022, 11:06:11 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 11, 2022, 10:47:17 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 11, 2022, 10:21:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2022, 02:28:56 PM
May be worth a punt...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10704593/Superyacht-seized-Plymouth-carrying-cocaine-worth-160m-auctioned.html

Not a punt , they are small flat bottomed boats ,no engines ..not yacht...... noooo:


 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2022, 02:06:38 PM
Bit of a jump from the old 'You'll go blind doing that' line..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10714549/Swiss-man-20-left-intensive-care-suffering-rare-lung-injury-masturbating.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2022, 02:18:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2022, 02:06:38 PM
Bit of a jump from the old 'You'll go blind doing that' line..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10714549/Swiss-man-20-left-intensive-care-suffering-rare-lung-injury-masturbating.html

Knocking one out...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2022, 09:59:19 AM
63 years to finish it? He should get a cake to celebrate..  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10716633/Dedicated-hobbyist-completes-detailed-model-busy-market-town-starting-project-1959.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2022, 06:12:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2022, 09:59:19 AM
63 years to finish it? He should get a cake to celebrate..  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10716633/Dedicated-hobbyist-completes-detailed-model-busy-market-town-starting-project-1959.html


Cor!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2022, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 14, 2022, 06:12:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2022, 09:59:19 AM
63 years to finish it? He should get a cake to celebrate..  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10716633/Dedicated-hobbyist-completes-detailed-model-busy-market-town-starting-project-1959.html


Cor!  cloud9:
Yes impressive

And to think he could have wasted his life train spotting instead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2022, 11:53:10 PM
WTF?? Why would you want to do that to yourself...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10725123/Plastic-surgery-queen-Tara-Jayne-lists-procedures-wants-get.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2022, 10:46:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2022, 11:53:10 PM
WTF?? Why would you want to do that to yourself...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10725123/Plastic-surgery-queen-Tara-Jayne-lists-procedures-wants-get.html

OMG!   sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2022, 10:03:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 17, 2022, 10:46:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2022, 11:53:10 PM
WTF?? Why would you want to do that to yourself...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10725123/Plastic-surgery-queen-Tara-Jayne-lists-procedures-wants-get.html

OMG!   sick2:

Wants to look like a barbie doll but resembles a cheap Chinese knock off instead.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2022, 04:55:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2022, 10:03:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 17, 2022, 10:46:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2022, 11:53:10 PM
WTF?? Why would you want to do that to yourself...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10725123/Plastic-surgery-queen-Tara-Jayne-lists-procedures-wants-get.html

OMG!   sick2:

Wants to look like a barbie doll but resembles a cheap Chinese knock off instead.  noooo:

She looks more like Ken!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2022, 11:34:06 PM
Why am I not surprised..  noooo:

https://nypost.com/2022/04/14/edna-mahan-womens-prisoners-pregnant-after-sex-with-transgender-inmate/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2022, 05:19:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2022, 11:34:06 PM
Why am I not surprised..  noooo:

https://nypost.com/2022/04/14/edna-mahan-womens-prisoners-pregnant-after-sex-with-transgender-inmate/

Complete joke, the World has gone insane...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2022, 04:03:42 PM
 eeek:

A man has finally had his new penis attached to its correct place after living with it on his arm for six years.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10774253/Man-regrew-penis-ARM-six-years-finally-reattached-correct-place.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2022, 04:35:54 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 02, 2022, 04:03:42 PM
eeek:

A man has finally had his new penis attached to its correct place after living with it on his arm for six years.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10774253/Man-regrew-penis-ARM-six-years-finally-reattached-correct-place.html

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2022, 05:45:42 PM
TMJs  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2022, 04:44:56 PM
Wait......WHAT????  eeek:

Even with the protective gear, setting yourselves on fire before fighting with police??

(https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/PRI_128422476.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=768%2C512)

(https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/PRI_128424558.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=768%2C511)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/28/french-firefighters-set-alight-start-fighting-police-12139804/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2022, 04:46:49 PM
Hey Nick, just checking but have you sold some kitchen cabinets on Ebay recently?  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/27/germany-man-finds-130000-inside-kitchen-cabinets-he-bought-off-ebay-16546128/?ico=related-posts
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2022, 05:10:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2022, 04:44:56 PM
Wait......WHAT????  eeek:

Even with the protective gear, setting yourselves on fire before fighting with police??

(https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/PRI_128422476.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=768%2C512)

(https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/PRI_128424558.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=768%2C511)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/28/french-firefighters-set-alight-start-fighting-police-12139804/

Do what now?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2022, 08:50:00 PM
You taught it how to play DOOM? Less Skynet and more Ratnet methinks...   scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10778231/Scientist-teaches-pet-RAT-play-video-games.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2022, 03:56:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2022, 08:50:00 PM
You taught it how to play DOOM? Less Skynet and more Ratnet methinks...   scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10778231/Scientist-teaches-pet-RAT-play-video-games.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 05, 2022, 09:00:21 AM
I don't see how being able to play Doom means you're 'incredibly smart'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2022, 10:28:01 AM
https://www.facebook.com/ItsGoneViralOfficial/photos/a.1791026891173720/3637230706553320/?__cft__[0]=AZVJhZwWGhlzqozRKe2NWm1dAvwifIhJ3ktFeRClVm9eWr18e1I077aQe8KuHvlfXgyUt9g7osXjIca4gUvc1vmvosI_uxXX7xdhuQhbO_FXh7g5pbQbn4sJevAeaTlyhgxixMIUn3EOy8Nu3-l1ene-b5El8ypU1NVxbkcUhKoKMa71tltuRKXNW3bxdbTOoF4&__tn__=EH-R


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 07, 2022, 10:41:15 AM
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2022, 10:47:41 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 07, 2022, 10:41:15 AM
Shrugs:
Shrugs: Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2022, 12:11:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 07, 2022, 10:28:01 AM
https://www.facebook.com/ItsGoneViralOfficial/photos/a.1791026891173720/3637230706553320/?__cft__[0]=AZVJhZwWGhlzqozRKe2NWm1dAvwifIhJ3ktFeRClVm9eWr18e1I077aQe8KuHvlfXgyUt9g7osXjIca4gUvc1vmvosI_uxXX7xdhuQhbO_FXh7g5pbQbn4sJevAeaTlyhgxixMIUn3EOy8Nu3-l1ene-b5El8ypU1NVxbkcUhKoKMa71tltuRKXNW3bxdbTOoF4&__tn__=EH-R


 noooo:

The world has gone nuts!  whacky115

The cognitive dissonance is off the scale... Wear a Sombrero or have dreadlocks and you are guilty of cultural appropriation... 

...but you can choose your race...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2022, 11:29:28 AM
Alcohol and throwing axes, what could possibly go wrong...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10803459/Axe-throwing-club-wants-start-selling-ALCOHOL-customers.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2022, 03:39:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

 lol: lol: lol:

In the old days the road gang would have 'bumped' the car out of the way, laid the tarmac and bumped it back again...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2022, 04:10:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2022, 03:39:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

 lol: lol: lol:

In the old days the road gang would have 'bumped' the car out of the way, laid the tarmac and bumped it back again...  rubschin:
Quite

I'm not sure who is more stupid

- the car driver

- the road gang for not moving it (all it takes is a couple of trolley jacks or a fork lift)
 
- the Council for not prosecuting the car driver and claiming the costs of the return visit

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 11, 2022, 04:38:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

That's one rough-arsed piece of work. I'd be making them take it all up and relay every square metre properly  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 11, 2022, 04:39:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2022, 03:39:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

 lol: lol: lol:

In the old days the road gang would have 'bumped' the car out of the way, laid the tarmac and bumped it back again...  rubschin:

Been there, done that  lol:

Oh and "it" wasn't missed  ;)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2022, 04:53:49 PM
Ah but in ye olden days maybe it was tarmac
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2022, 04:56:39 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 11, 2022, 04:39:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2022, 03:39:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

 lol: lol: lol:

In the old days the road gang would have 'bumped' the car out of the way, laid the tarmac and bumped it back again...  rubschin:

Been there, done that  lol:

Oh and "it" wasn't missed  ;)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2022, 10:35:38 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 11, 2022, 04:38:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

That's one rough-arsed piece of work. I'd be making them take it all up and relay every square metre properly  cussing: cussing: cussing:

To be honest where Darlington is concerned that probably counts as beautification  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2022, 11:26:54 AM
Oh dear God, I'll have the double brainbleach espresso please  eeek:

All of a sudden I'm starting to think that maybe the luddites had the right idea.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10806637/Internet-ridicules-Madonna-singer-releases-NFT-featuring-graphic-3D-scans-vagina.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2022, 11:32:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2022, 11:26:54 AM
Oh dear God, I'll have the double brainbleach espresso please  eeek:

All of a sudden I'm starting to think that maybe the luddites had the right idea.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10806637/Internet-ridicules-Madonna-singer-releases-NFT-featuring-graphic-3D-scans-vagina.html
noooo: noooo:

A star of the 80's
Good in the 90s
OK in the noughties
An embarassing idiot ever since
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2022, 01:23:28 AM
So tasering a suspect when they are using a petrol pump may cause a fire, who knew...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10833175/Lawyers-man-26-cooked-alive-cops-Taser-set-fire-gas-station-demand-probe.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2022, 01:25:11 AM
WTF??  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10833071/Actor-says-shes-love-alien-says-million-times-better-bed-Earthmen.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2022, 04:41:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2022, 01:23:28 AM
So tasering a suspect when they are using a petrol pump may cause a fire, who knew...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10833175/Lawyers-man-26-cooked-alive-cops-Taser-set-fire-gas-station-demand-probe.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2022, 04:42:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2022, 01:25:11 AM
WTF??  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10833071/Actor-says-shes-love-alien-says-million-times-better-bed-Earthmen.html

Unsurprisingly she can't get a bloke...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2022, 09:43:05 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: to both and that was sad exploitation by ITV of someone mentally ill
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2022, 11:19:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 20, 2022, 09:43:05 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo: to both and that was sad exploitation by ITV of someone mentally ill

TV has been heading towards .."poking freaks with sticks" style TV for a while .whilst pretending to be about awareness ....
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2022, 02:14:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 20, 2022, 11:19:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 20, 2022, 09:43:05 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo: to both and that was sad exploitation by ITV of someone mentally ill

TV has been heading towards .."poking freaks with sticks" style TV for a while .whilst pretending to be about awareness ....

Endemol has a lot to answer for in that regard.  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2022, 10:25:38 PM
You had one job...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10836815/Cornish-pub-shares-Vogue-gets-framed-APOLOGY-publisher-threatened-sue.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2022, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2022, 10:25:38 PM
You had one job...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10836815/Cornish-pub-shares-Vogue-gets-framed-APOLOGY-publisher-threatened-sue.html
Yes they made a mistake but Conde Nast had the class to admit it and apologise properly and add a little humility

I'd say  happ096 to them

We all make mistakes, it's how we react to them that matters
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2022, 05:32:25 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 20, 2022, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2022, 10:25:38 PM
You had one job...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10836815/Cornish-pub-shares-Vogue-gets-framed-APOLOGY-publisher-threatened-sue.html
Yes they made a mistake but Conde Nast had the class to admit it and apologise properly and add a little humility

I'd say  happ096 to them

We all make mistakes, it's how we react to them that matters

 Thumbs:

We sold a shit-load of computers to Conde Nast...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2022, 01:58:54 PM
Charged with using threatening or abusive behaviour for calling someone pet?? Are you fucking kidding me? He's from County Durham, that term is a friendly address that has been a part of the culture for bloody decades and is no more abusive or threatening than calling someone mate, bud or pal.  Banghead

If his lawyer has any sense then they will go on the warpath over cultural discrimination aimed at Yorkshire and the north of England.  cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10841843/Ex-world-boxing-champion-Glenn-McCrory-charged-calling-two-teenage-waitresses-pet.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2022, 02:03:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2022, 01:58:54 PM
Charged with using threatening or abusive behaviour for calling someone pet?? Are you fucking kidding me? He's from County Durham, that term is a friendly address that has been a part of the culture for bloody decades and is no more abusive or threatening than calling someone mate, bud or pal.  Banghead

If his lawyer has any sense then they will go on the warpath over cultural discrimination aimed at Yorkshire and the north of England.  cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10841843/Ex-world-boxing-champion-Glenn-McCrory-charged-calling-two-teenage-waitresses-pet.html
Read it again.  'After' is not the same as 'because of'

I could say the Yorkshire Ripper was charged with murder after having a cup of tea but then I don't descend to Daily Mail levels

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2022, 09:21:36 PM
Not sure you're right there Steve.  rubschin:

You could say the Yorkshire Ripper was charged with murder after attacking and killing a number of women. Not perfect grammar but 'after' can be used as a conjunction. (I think that's right but I'm sure Nick will tell me if I'm not)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2022, 09:43:17 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2022, 09:21:36 PM
Not sure you're right there Steve.  rubschin:

You could say the Yorkshire Ripper was charged with murder after attacking and killing a number of women. Not perfect grammar but 'after' can be used as a conjunction. (I think that's right but I'm sure Nick will tell me if I'm not)
Well I'm betting more was said than just 'pet'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2022, 07:45:31 AM
Maybe, but we'll have to wait for the trial.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2022, 02:41:50 PM
Man died in fatal traffic accident (https://cyprus-mail.com/2022/05/23/man-died-in-fatal-traffic-accident/)


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2022, 06:55:21 PM
Petrol prices to reach €2 per litre (https://www.paphoslife.com/news/petrol_prices_to_reach_e2_per_litre)

Quote
In comments to Astra Radio, the spokesperson for the Cyprus Petrol Station Owners, Christodoulos Christodoulou, said petrol prices would increase by at least 20 cents per litre within the next two weeks.

He said a petrol company on Tuesday has already pushed up prices of 95 Octane petrol by 4 euro cents and Octane 98 petrol by 8 cents.

According to Christodoulou, following the new increases, the petrol stations under the franchise are now selling 95 octane petro at €1. 73 per litre and 98 Octane petrol at €1. 80 per litre.

Christodoulou predicts that prices for both petrol and diesel will be around €2 per litre in the next couple of weeks.

I wonder if the price is coming down...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2022, 05:53:38 AM
Man Who Has 848 Square Tattoos Left Sneezing Black Ink And In Severe Pain (https://www.ladbible.com/community/man-with-848-square-tattoos-sneezed-black-ink-20220527?fbclid=IwAR3zc4obOXNE4G1Rfm20uFc6b33QJJehiX3cfGmJoD4-bTV_DPKo8IYl-ZU)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2022, 08:09:55 AM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2022, 09:21:17 AM
‘How to Murder Your Husband’ Writer Convicted of Murdering Husband (https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/25/us/novelist-nancy-brophy-murder-husband.html)


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2022, 09:53:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2022, 05:53:38 AM
Man Who Has 848 Square Tattoos Left Sneezing Black Ink And In Severe Pain (https://www.ladbible.com/community/man-with-848-square-tattoos-sneezed-black-ink-20220527?fbclid=IwAR3zc4obOXNE4G1Rfm20uFc6b33QJJehiX3cfGmJoD4-bTV_DPKo8IYl-ZU)

 noooo:
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2022, 08:09:55 AM
noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2022, 09:54:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2022, 09:21:17 AM
‘How to Murder Your Husband’ Writer Convicted of Murdering Husband (https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/25/us/novelist-nancy-brophy-murder-husband.html)


 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2022, 11:11:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2022, 05:53:38 AM
Man Who Has 848 Square Tattoos Left Sneezing Black Ink And In Severe Pain (https://www.ladbible.com/community/man-with-848-square-tattoos-sneezed-black-ink-20220527?fbclid=IwAR3zc4obOXNE4G1Rfm20uFc6b33QJJehiX3cfGmJoD4-bTV_DPKo8IYl-ZU)

 noooo:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2022, 11:12:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 29, 2022, 11:11:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2022, 05:53:38 AM
Man Who Has 848 Square Tattoos Left Sneezing Black Ink And In Severe Pain (https://www.ladbible.com/community/man-with-848-square-tattoos-sneezed-black-ink-20220527?fbclid=IwAR3zc4obOXNE4G1Rfm20uFc6b33QJJehiX3cfGmJoD4-bTV_DPKo8IYl-ZU)

 noooo:

 Thumbs:

Was he Czech....... rubschin:.... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2022, 01:59:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 29, 2022, 11:12:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 29, 2022, 11:11:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2022, 05:53:38 AM
Man Who Has 848 Square Tattoos Left Sneezing Black Ink And In Severe Pain (https://www.ladbible.com/community/man-with-848-square-tattoos-sneezed-black-ink-20220527?fbclid=IwAR3zc4obOXNE4G1Rfm20uFc6b33QJJehiX3cfGmJoD4-bTV_DPKo8IYl-ZU)

 noooo:

 Thumbs:

Was he Czech....... rubschin:.... whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2022, 03:33:48 PM
Quote from: Just One More on May 29, 2022, 01:59:57 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 29, 2022, 11:12:00 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 29, 2022, 11:11:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2022, 05:53:38 AM
Man Who Has 848 Square Tattoos Left Sneezing Black Ink And In Severe Pain (https://www.ladbible.com/community/man-with-848-square-tattoos-sneezed-black-ink-20220527?fbclid=IwAR3zc4obOXNE4G1Rfm20uFc6b33QJJehiX3cfGmJoD4-bTV_DPKo8IYl-ZU)

 noooo:

 Thumbs:

Was he Czech....... rubschin:.... whistle:

 drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2022, 04:57:53 PM
Barking mad..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10867479/Japanese-man-wears-collie-dog-costume-reveals-none-friends-know-canine-alter-ego.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2022, 11:01:25 PM
The Babylon Bee has been successfully predicting the future....?  eeek:

https://www.dailywire.com/news/fulfilled-prophecies-babylon-bee-releases-list-of-all-its-satire-that-came-true

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1erwh8THW7KB_Ek2fLBYuIcrsi_9CFc_UthoQ9ChD9SU/edit#gid=0
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2022, 08:58:19 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://news.sky.com/story/woman-rips-out-part-of-sisters-eye-with-her-teeth-in-drunken-brawl-in-car-police-say-12624914?dicbo=v2-32c254f4c4f246866775c3d3f5860a2b

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2022, 02:07:36 AM
Hey Apey, how long can you hold your breath...?  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10887597/Red-tape-threatens-block-daring-salvage-bid-explorers-sunken-wine-haul.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2022, 04:39:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2022, 02:07:36 AM
Hey Apey, how long can you hold your breath...?  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10887597/Red-tape-threatens-block-daring-salvage-bid-explorers-sunken-wine-haul.html

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2022, 01:38:58 PM
Bloody hell  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10900229/Horrifying-moment-Russian-miners-blow-BEAR-luring-beast-food-rigged-explosives.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2022, 01:56:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2022, 01:38:58 PM
Bloody hell  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10900229/Horrifying-moment-Russian-miners-blow-BEAR-luring-beast-food-rigged-explosives.html

 eeek: cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2022, 03:25:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2022, 01:38:58 PM
Bloody hell  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10900229/Horrifying-moment-Russian-miners-blow-BEAR-luring-beast-food-rigged-explosives.html
noooo:

Just shows what neanderthals too many Russians seem to be
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2022, 11:24:18 PM
Words fail me...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10903281/Pakistani-man-64-needs-18cm-long-electrical-wire-pulled-penis.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2022, 05:47:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2022, 11:24:18 PM
Words fail me...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10903281/Pakistani-man-64-needs-18cm-long-electrical-wire-pulled-penis.html

Not clicking!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2022, 07:14:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2022, 05:47:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2022, 11:24:18 PM
Words fail me...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10903281/Pakistani-man-64-needs-18cm-long-electrical-wire-pulled-penis.html

Not clicking!  Shocked:

I can't help but wonder if any of the doctors were tempted to wire the dozy bastard up to the mains...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2022, 08:34:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2022, 07:14:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2022, 05:47:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2022, 11:24:18 PM
Words fail me...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10903281/Pakistani-man-64-needs-18cm-long-electrical-wire-pulled-penis.html

Not clicking!  Shocked:

I can't help but wonder if any of the doctors were tempted to wire the dozy bastard up to the mains...  eveilgrin:
eeek:  Yes I did wonder same and thought it amusing BM used the 'Shocked' emoji code
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 11, 2022, 07:37:51 PM
 "Justin Bieber ,the 28-year-old pop star revealed on social media that he had been diagnosed with Ramsay Hunt syndrome"........


Is this rhyming slang........... rubschin:   rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2022, 07:51:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 11, 2022, 07:37:51 PM
"Justin Bieber ,the 28-year-old pop star revealed on social media that he had been diagnosed with Ramsay Hunt syndrome"........


Is this rhyming slang........... rubschin:   rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2022, 09:40:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2022, 07:51:30 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 11, 2022, 07:37:51 PM
"Justin Bieber ,the 28-year-old pop star revealed on social media that he had been diagnosed with Ramsay Hunt syndrome"........


Is this rhyming slang........... rubschin:   rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2022, 01:31:47 AM
Skynet, the early years....?   eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10907853/Google-engineer-claims-new-AI-robot-FEELINGS-Blake-Lemoine-says-LaMDA-device-sentient.html

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2022, 10:39:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2022, 01:31:47 AM
Skynet, the early years....?   eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10907853/Google-engineer-claims-new-AI-robot-FEELINGS-Blake-Lemoine-says-LaMDA-device-sentient.html

 scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2022, 06:33:01 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/yDn38mMr/287225564-1357494937994638-7841361461278465211-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/yDn38mMr)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 13, 2022, 06:40:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 13, 2022, 06:33:01 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/yDn38mMr/287225564-1357494937994638-7841361461278465211-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/yDn38mMr)

 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2022, 06:46:31 PM
I see that tickled your fancy angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 13, 2022, 07:19:41 PM
Yep  :thumbsup:

Doesn't often get tickled these days.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2022, 07:28:10 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 13, 2022, 06:40:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 13, 2022, 06:33:01 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/yDn38mMr/287225564-1357494937994638-7841361461278465211-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/yDn38mMr)

 happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2022, 11:17:55 AM
Do you think Apey would be daft enough to do this if someone told him he'd never have to pay for shoes again..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10916541/Man-favourite-pair-Nike-trainers-TATTOOED-feet.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2022, 01:21:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2022, 11:17:55 AM
Do you think Apey would be daft enough to do this if someone told him he'd never have to pay for shoes again..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10916541/Man-favourite-pair-Nike-trainers-TATTOOED-feet.html


What a mental...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2022, 08:52:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2022, 01:21:54 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2022, 11:17:55 AM
Do you think Apey would be daft enough to do this if someone told him he'd never have to pay for shoes again..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10916541/Man-favourite-pair-Nike-trainers-TATTOOED-feet.html


What a mental...  whacky115
Indeed  whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2022, 11:21:54 PM
I dread to think what puns Apey will come up with..

https://nypost.com/2022/05/24/i-ditched-my-job-as-a-priest-to-become-a-porn-star-at-83/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2022, 04:29:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2022, 11:21:54 PM
I dread to think what puns Apey will come up with..

https://nypost.com/2022/05/24/i-ditched-my-job-as-a-priest-to-become-a-porn-star-at-83/

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2022, 09:26:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 22, 2022, 04:29:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2022, 11:21:54 PM
I dread to think what puns Apey will come up with..

https://nypost.com/2022/05/24/i-ditched-my-job-as-a-priest-to-become-a-porn-star-at-83/

 eeek:
eeek: and  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2022, 07:29:40 AM
WTF??  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10942499/Brazilian-woman-fell-love-ragdoll-welcomes-baby.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2022, 07:34:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2022, 07:29:40 AM
WTF??  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10942499/Brazilian-woman-fell-love-ragdoll-welcomes-baby.html


They must be putting something in the water...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2022, 08:36:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 23, 2022, 07:34:42 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2022, 07:29:40 AM
WTF??  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10942499/Brazilian-woman-fell-love-ragdoll-welcomes-baby.html


They must be putting something in the water...  noooo:
Acid?

Sometimes even  whacky115 whacky115 whacky115 isn't enough.  And that's just for those idiots humouring her
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2022, 10:16:00 PM
Well this sounds like a wheely big flaw..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/electriccars/article-10945851/Toyota-recalls-electric-bZ4X-concerns-wheels-loose.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2022, 05:58:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2022, 10:16:00 PM
Well this sounds like a wheely big flaw..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/electriccars/article-10945851/Toyota-recalls-electric-bZ4X-concerns-wheels-loose.html


I didn't read the text but it looked more like a car ad than a nightmare death story to me...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2022, 02:32:58 AM
This could be an opportunity to sell slug Snailpoontm  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10974573/Giant-snails-grow-big-RATS-Florida-town-quarantine.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2022, 04:16:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2022, 02:32:58 AM
This could be an opportunity to sell slug Snailpoontm  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10974573/Giant-snails-grow-big-RATS-Florida-town-quarantine.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2022, 09:49:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2022, 04:16:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2022, 02:32:58 AM
This could be an opportunity to sell slug Snailpoontm  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10974573/Giant-snails-grow-big-RATS-Florida-town-quarantine.html

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2022, 09:28:16 PM
Judging from the photos I think Mr Darwin sir needs to up his game..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10980673/Gallery-reveals-hair-raising-images-people-arrested.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2022, 03:03:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2022, 09:28:16 PM
Judging from the photos I think Mr Darwin sir needs to up his game..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10980673/Gallery-reveals-hair-raising-images-people-arrested.html

I'd like a 'guilty' haircut please...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2022, 03:44:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2022, 03:03:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2022, 09:28:16 PM
Judging from the photos I think Mr Darwin sir needs to up his game..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10980673/Gallery-reveals-hair-raising-images-people-arrested.html

I'd like a 'guilty' haircut please...  noooo:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2022, 04:03:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2022, 03:44:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2022, 03:03:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2022, 09:28:16 PM
Judging from the photos I think Mr Darwin sir needs to up his game..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10980673/Gallery-reveals-hair-raising-images-people-arrested.html

I'd like a 'guilty' haircut please...  noooo:

 shutup:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2022, 12:36:10 AM
Don't I fucking know it, constantly standing up and yelling stuff through the film. Little shits cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10996345/Young-men-dressed-suits-terrorizing-Minions-moviegoers-TikTok-stunt.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2022, 10:05:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2022, 12:36:10 AM
Don't I fucking know it, constantly standing up and yelling stuff through the film. Little shits cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10996345/Young-men-dressed-suits-terrorizing-Minions-moviegoers-TikTok-stunt.html
The parents should be forced to pay for refunds for all the other viewers.  That and confiscate any smart phones they have on them to help pay for such
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2022, 12:58:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 09, 2022, 10:05:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2022, 12:36:10 AM
Don't I fucking know it, constantly standing up and yelling stuff through the film. Little shits cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10996345/Young-men-dressed-suits-terrorizing-Minions-moviegoers-TikTok-stunt.html
The parents should be forced to pay for refunds for all the other viewers.  That and confiscate any smart phones they have on them to help pay for such

 Thumbs:

But never goona happen ....it is never the kids fault these days ... noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 10, 2022, 02:09:21 PM
 Appalling, an opportunity missed by the BBC  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-62111760)

Surely it should say "Guy"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2022, 02:28:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 10, 2022, 02:09:21 PM
Appalling, an opportunity missed by the BBC  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-62111760)

Surely it should say "Guy"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2022, 07:07:54 AM
  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-62082816
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2022, 07:34:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2022, 07:07:54 AM
  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-62082816

No surprises there to be honest... It must be the most corrupt nation on Earth and life has no value whatsoever...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 11, 2022, 08:17:34 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 11, 2022, 07:34:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2022, 07:07:54 AM
  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-62082816

No surprises there to be honest... It must be the most corrupt nation on Earth and life has no value whatsoever...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 11, 2022, 12:16:16 PM
How to rob a bank?  Find one with very stupid staff

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11000897/Bank-robber-walks-150-000-telling-Santander-staff-G4S-security-guard.html

What's that football chant?  'You're getting sacked in the morning"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2022, 12:24:05 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 11, 2022, 12:16:16 PM
How to rob a bank?  Find one with very stupid staff

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11000897/Bank-robber-walks-150-000-telling-Santander-staff-G4S-security-guard.html

What's that football chant?  'You're getting sacked in the morning"

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2022, 02:31:27 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11003825/New-York-City-releases-new-PSA-NUCLEAR-ATTACK-three-simple-steps.html  eeek:

Wonder how long it will be before someone in the gubbernment dusts off the old Protect and Survive films..  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2022, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2022, 02:31:27 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11003825/New-York-City-releases-new-PSA-NUCLEAR-ATTACK-three-simple-steps.html  eeek:

Wonder how long it will be before someone in the gubbernment dusts off the old Protect and Survive films..  rubschin:

I remember going to Utah way back (1980s) and being amazed by the signs for 'Nuclear Shelter' in car parks and things, something I'd never seen in the UK...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2022, 04:05:01 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11005325/Moment-thugs-smash-Audi-parked-car-FLIP-over.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 12, 2022, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2022, 04:05:01 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11005325/Moment-thugs-smash-Audi-parked-car-FLIP-over.html

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Stolen Audi?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2022, 05:34:27 PM
Have we done this one?

https://news.sky.com/story/tory-mp-wearing-mini-skirt-and-high-heels-in-road-crash-court-told-12649926 (https://news.sky.com/story/tory-mp-wearing-mini-skirt-and-high-heels-in-road-crash-court-told-12649926)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 12, 2022, 06:16:28 PM
Driving in heels?    noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 12, 2022, 06:32:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 12, 2022, 05:34:27 PM
Have we done this one?

https://news.sky.com/story/tory-mp-wearing-mini-skirt-and-high-heels-in-road-crash-court-told-12649926 (https://news.sky.com/story/tory-mp-wearing-mini-skirt-and-high-heels-in-road-crash-court-told-12649926)

pearl necklace [sniggers]
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2022, 06:58:08 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 12, 2022, 08:05:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 12, 2022, 05:34:27 PM
Have we done this one?

https://news.sky.com/story/tory-mp-wearing-mini-skirt-and-high-heels-in-road-crash-court-told-12649926 (https://news.sky.com/story/tory-mp-wearing-mini-skirt-and-high-heels-in-road-crash-court-told-12649926)
Ah the ambiguity of 'have we done this one?'

For clarity No in any sense of the phrase.  Well at least for me, others may have been more adventurous
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2022, 12:31:00 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 12, 2022, 06:32:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 12, 2022, 05:34:27 PM
Have we done this one?

https://news.sky.com/story/tory-mp-wearing-mini-skirt-and-high-heels-in-road-crash-court-told-12649926 (https://news.sky.com/story/tory-mp-wearing-mini-skirt-and-high-heels-in-road-crash-court-told-12649926)

pearl necklace [sniggers]

 lol:   redface:   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2022, 01:05:27 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 12, 2022, 06:32:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 12, 2022, 05:34:27 PM
Have we done this one?

https://news.sky.com/story/tory-mp-wearing-mini-skirt-and-high-heels-in-road-crash-court-told-12649926 (https://news.sky.com/story/tory-mp-wearing-mini-skirt-and-high-heels-in-road-crash-court-told-12649926)

pearl necklace [sniggers]

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2022, 04:50:17 PM
 eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10999107/Shocking-moment-woman-48-pours-gasoline-man-lights-fire-argument-park.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2022, 05:05:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2022, 04:50:17 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10999107/Shocking-moment-woman-48-pours-gasoline-man-lights-fire-argument-park.html


 eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2022, 01:01:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2022, 05:05:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2022, 04:50:17 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10999107/Shocking-moment-woman-48-pours-gasoline-man-lights-fire-argument-park.html


 eeek: scared2:

Don't worry BM, I'm sure that the next time you manage to irritate LL that much she will make it look like natural causes instead...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2022, 08:11:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2022, 01:01:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2022, 05:05:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2022, 04:50:17 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10999107/Shocking-moment-woman-48-pours-gasoline-man-lights-fire-argument-park.html


 eeek: scared2:


Don't worry BM, I'm sure that the next time you manage to irritate LL that much she will make it look like natural causes instead...  whistle:

She's only got to make look like he fell off the roof...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2022, 10:45:21 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2022, 08:11:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2022, 01:01:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2022, 05:05:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2022, 04:50:17 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10999107/Shocking-moment-woman-48-pours-gasoline-man-lights-fire-argument-park.html


 eeek: scared2:


Don't worry BM, I'm sure that the next time you manage to irritate LL that much she will make it look like natural causes instead...  whistle:

She's only got to make look like he fell off the roof...

Cruel but fair...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2022, 01:38:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 14, 2022, 10:45:21 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2022, 08:11:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2022, 01:01:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2022, 05:05:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2022, 04:50:17 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10999107/Shocking-moment-woman-48-pours-gasoline-man-lights-fire-argument-park.html


 eeek: scared2:


Don't worry BM, I'm sure that the next time you manage to irritate LL that much she will make it look like natural causes instead...  whistle:

She's only got to make look like he fell off the roof...

Cruel but fair...  evil:

Must...............not........laugh...  shutup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2022, 11:39:54 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11012791/Incredible-moment-vets-save-elephant-worried-calf-jumping-CPR.html
 
Just amazing that it worked
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2022, 05:22:38 AM
This has Apey stand up routine written all over it..   noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11013975/Naughty-retired-vicar-74-caught-carrying-sex-act-Henry-Hoover.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2022, 05:31:08 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 14, 2022, 11:39:54 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11012791/Incredible-moment-vets-save-elephant-worried-calf-jumping-CPR.html
 
Just amazing that it worked

Wow! Incredible... I think I've got something in my eye...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2022, 05:33:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2022, 05:22:38 AM
This has Apey stand up routine written all over it..   noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11013975/Naughty-retired-vicar-74-caught-carrying-sex-act-Henry-Hoover.html


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 15, 2022, 08:14:51 AM
 noooo:  He could have least used a Hetty hoover

(https://i.imgur.com/zVyvo8G.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2022, 08:16:45 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 15, 2022, 08:14:51 AM
noooo:  He could have least used a Hetty hoover

(https://i.imgur.com/zVyvo8G.jpg)


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2022, 10:32:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2022, 05:33:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2022, 05:22:38 AM
This has Apey stand up routine written all over it..   noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11013975/Naughty-retired-vicar-74-caught-carrying-sex-act-Henry-Hoover.html


 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase 'the hoover is fucked'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 15, 2022, 07:02:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2022, 05:31:08 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 14, 2022, 11:39:54 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11012791/Incredible-moment-vets-save-elephant-worried-calf-jumping-CPR.html
 
Just amazing that it worked

Wow! Incredible... I think I've got something in my eye...  redface:

Bloody dusty here too  sad24:  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2022, 03:10:52 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 15, 2022, 07:02:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2022, 05:31:08 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 14, 2022, 11:39:54 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11012791/Incredible-moment-vets-save-elephant-worried-calf-jumping-CPR.html
 
Just amazing that it worked

Wow! Incredible... I think I've got something in my eye...  redface:

Bloody dusty here too  sad24:  cloud9:

No hoover......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2022, 05:01:03 PM
JUST WHAT YOU WANT IN IN WEATHER LIKE THIS

Some twat near me has accidentally let his  11 FOOT LONG pet python escape

We are all being told to keep doors and windows closed  Banghead Banghead Banghead

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62167726 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62167726)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2022, 06:21:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2022, 05:01:03 PM
JUST WHAT YOU WANT IN IN WEATHER LIKE THIS

Some twat near me has accidentally let his  11 FOOT LONG pet python escape

We are all being told to keep doors and windows closed  Banghead Banghead Banghead

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62167726 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62167726)


 lol: lol: lol: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2022, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2022, 05:01:03 PM
JUST WHAT YOU WANT IN IN WEATHER LIKE THIS

Some twat near me has accidentally let his  11 FOOT LONG pet python escape

We are all being told to keep doors and windows closed  Banghead Banghead Banghead

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62167726 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62167726)
What could possibly go wrong?

Oh yes

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c2/c8/5f/c2c85f80ea98749e26e8cbd7e65e37da.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2022, 08:40:17 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2022, 03:45:26 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 16, 2022, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2022, 05:01:03 PM
JUST WHAT YOU WANT IN IN WEATHER LIKE THIS

Some twat near me has accidentally let his  11 FOOT LONG pet python escape

We are all being told to keep doors and windows closed  Banghead Banghead Banghead

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62167726 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62167726)
What could possibly go wrong?

Oh yes

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c2/c8/5f/c2c85f80ea98749e26e8cbd7e65e37da.jpg)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2022, 08:46:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2022, 05:01:03 PM
JUST WHAT YOU WANT IN IN WEATHER LIKE THIS

Some twat near me has accidentally let his  11 FOOT LONG pet python escape

We are all being told to keep doors and windows closed  Banghead Banghead Banghead

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62167726 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62167726)
So has Monty the Python been found?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2022, 08:52:54 PM
NO scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2022, 09:51:44 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2022, 12:47:10 PM
News from the Daily Wail


(https://i.postimg.cc/Cn0Lyg83/wail1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Cn0Lyg83)

(https://i.postimg.cc/DJLyYZSQ/wail2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/DJLyYZSQ)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2022, 01:03:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2022, 12:47:10 PM
News from the Daily Wail


(https://i.postimg.cc/Cn0Lyg83/wail1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Cn0Lyg83)

(https://i.postimg.cc/DJLyYZSQ/wail2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/DJLyYZSQ)


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2022, 06:47:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2022, 01:03:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2022, 12:47:10 PM
News from the Daily Wail


(https://i.postimg.cc/Cn0Lyg83/wail1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Cn0Lyg83)

(https://i.postimg.cc/DJLyYZSQ/wail2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/DJLyYZSQ)


 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 20, 2022, 06:49:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 20, 2022, 06:47:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2022, 01:03:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2022, 12:47:10 PM
News from the Daily Wail


(https://i.postimg.cc/Cn0Lyg83/wail1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Cn0Lyg83)

(https://i.postimg.cc/DJLyYZSQ/wail2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/DJLyYZSQ)


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2022, 03:20:04 PM
WTF?  eeek:

Quote
Turns out, cannibalism has a time and a place. In the pages of some recent stomach-churning books, and on television and film screens, Ms. Summers and others suggest that that time is now.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/23/style/cannibalism-tv-shows-movies-books.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2022, 05:00:59 AM
I know I've mentioned this idiot on here before but Jesus fucking Christ!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11046347/Tattooed-man-plans-black-alien-wants-one-legs-AMPUTATED.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2022, 05:32:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2022, 05:00:59 AM
I know I've mentioned this idiot on here before but Jesus fucking Christ!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11046347/Tattooed-man-plans-black-alien-wants-one-legs-AMPUTATED.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2022, 02:16:11 PM
Skynet, the early years?  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11046663/Worst-robotic-accidents-history-chess-robot-breaks-seven-year-old-boys-finger-Russia.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2022, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2022, 02:16:11 PM
Skynet, the early years?  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11046663/Worst-robotic-accidents-history-chess-robot-breaks-seven-year-old-boys-finger-Russia.html

I saw that the other day - I'd like to think it was able to say something like, "Don't you dare fucking touch it!"  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2022, 05:53:08 PM
 The PM race hots up  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-62273292)

18:45
Not clear if debate will resume

David Wallace Lockhart

BBC political correspondent

Something appears to have happened during the Talk TV debate.

There was a loud crash, Liz Truss looked very concerned and then the programme was taken off air.

The production team’s main concern will rightly be ensuring everyone is OK, so it’s not clear if this debate will resume.


18:48
BreakingPresenter 'fainted and collapsed'

A well informed source has told the BBC the Tory debate crashed off air because presenter Kate McCann is understood to have fainted and collapsed. She was presenting alone, after Harry Cole pulled out with Covid.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2022, 08:04:42 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 26, 2022, 05:53:08 PM
The PM race hots up  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-62273292)

18:45
Not clear if debate will resume

David Wallace Lockhart

BBC political correspondent

Something appears to have happened during the Talk TV debate.

There was a loud crash, Liz Truss looked very concerned and then the programme was taken off air.

The production team’s main concern will rightly be ensuring everyone is OK, so it’s not clear if this debate will resume.


18:48
BreakingPresenter 'fainted and collapsed'

A well informed source has told the BBC the Tory debate crashed off air because presenter Kate McCann is understood to have fainted and collapsed. She was presenting alone, after Harry Cole pulled out with Covid.

Kate McCann alone ...... rubschin:   heard that before somewhere ...??,.. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2022, 09:56:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2022, 08:04:42 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 26, 2022, 05:53:08 PM
The PM race hots up  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-62273292)

18:45
Not clear if debate will resume

David Wallace Lockhart

BBC political correspondent

Something appears to have happened during the Talk TV debate.

There was a loud crash, Liz Truss looked very concerned and then the programme was taken off air.

The production team’s main concern will rightly be ensuring everyone is OK, so it’s not clear if this debate will resume.


18:48
BreakingPresenter 'fainted and collapsed'

A well informed source has told the BBC the Tory debate crashed off air because presenter Kate McCann is understood to have fainted and collapsed. She was presenting alone, after Harry Cole pulled out with Covid.

Kate McCann alone ...... rubschin:   heard that before somewhere ...??,.. rubschin:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2022, 04:06:15 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2022, 08:04:42 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 26, 2022, 05:53:08 PM
The PM race hots up  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-62273292)

18:45
Not clear if debate will resume

David Wallace Lockhart

BBC political correspondent

Something appears to have happened during the Talk TV debate.

There was a loud crash, Liz Truss looked very concerned and then the programme was taken off air.

The production team’s main concern will rightly be ensuring everyone is OK, so it’s not clear if this debate will resume.


18:48
BreakingPresenter 'fainted and collapsed'

A well informed source has told the BBC the Tory debate crashed off air because presenter Kate McCann is understood to have fainted and collapsed. She was presenting alone, after Harry Cole pulled out with Covid.

Kate McCann alone ...... rubschin:   heard that before somewhere ...??,.. rubschin:

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2022, 04:20:04 PM
Oh dear God...  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11053085/Activist-10-days-without-showering-blasted-TikTok.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2022, 06:22:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2022, 04:20:04 PM
Oh dear God...  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11053085/Activist-10-days-without-showering-blasted-TikTok.html


 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2022, 09:46:49 PM
They don't like it up 'em..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11057127/No-sex-Polish-military-museum-Historical-institution-makes-bizarre-request.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2022, 03:20:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2022, 09:46:49 PM
They don't like it up 'em..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11057127/No-sex-Polish-military-museum-Historical-institution-makes-bizarre-request.html

Apparently they do!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2022, 03:09:15 AM
Saw the clip of it actually happening on the news. 'Kinell  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11060865/Boy-band-concert-horror-giant-screen-crushes-dancers-Hong-Kong-Mirror.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2022, 06:23:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2022, 03:09:15 AM
Saw the clip of it actually happening on the news. 'Kinell  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11060865/Boy-band-concert-horror-giant-screen-crushes-dancers-Hong-Kong-Mirror.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2022, 08:21:07 PM
'Rose West' football stand to be renamed
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-62405123
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2022, 10:26:55 AM
Bloody hell!! HOW MUCH in tax for a lottery win???  eeek:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2022/07/30/winning-128-billion-lottery-ticket--gets-4337-million-after-tax/?sh=53bb28942028
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2022, 10:50:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2022, 10:26:55 AM
Bloody hell!! HOW MUCH in tax for a lottery win???  eeek:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2022/07/30/winning-128-billion-lottery-ticket--gets-4337-million-after-tax/?sh=53bb28942028
USA has always been more than a little strange on tax
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 12, 2022, 11:37:15 PM
I read ..Salmon Rusdie stabbed by Mad Hatter..... redface:...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2022, 05:20:51 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 12, 2022, 11:37:15 PM
I read ..Salmon Rusdie stabbed by Mad Hatter..... redface:...

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 13, 2022, 09:05:34 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 13, 2022, 05:20:51 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 12, 2022, 11:37:15 PM
I read ..Salmon Rusdie stabbed by Mad Hatter..... redface:...

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I read it as did he matter  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2022, 02:25:46 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 13, 2022, 09:05:34 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 13, 2022, 05:20:51 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 12, 2022, 11:37:15 PM
I read ..Salmon Rusdie stabbed by Mad Hatter..... redface:...

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I read it as did he matter  redface:

 ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2022, 10:26:52 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11124561/Dont-play-Janet-Jacksons-1989-song-Rhythm-Nation-laptop-crash-models.html

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2022, 10:36:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2022, 10:26:52 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11124561/Dont-play-Janet-Jacksons-1989-song-Rhythm-Nation-laptop-crash-models.html

 rubschin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2022, 10:42:50 PM
How old are your work laptops Apey...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2022, 01:12:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2022, 10:42:50 PM
How old are your work laptops Apey...?  whistle:

 scared2:  serious our "main" one is old... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2022, 01:13:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2022, 01:12:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2022, 10:42:50 PM
How old are your work laptops Apey...?  whistle:

 scared2:  serious our "main" one is old... noooo:

Might be time to invest in some SSD's  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 20, 2022, 11:20:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2022, 01:13:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2022, 01:12:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2022, 10:42:50 PM
How old are your work laptops Apey...?  whistle:

 scared2:  serious our "main" one is old... noooo:

Might be time to invest in some SSD's  rubschin:

I have 2 ...but not used/loaded yet ...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2022, 12:53:25 PM
Drive by shopping?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11125089/Confused-driver-ends-second-floor-Bostons-South-Shore-Mall-startling-shoppers.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2022, 01:11:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2022, 12:53:25 PM
Drive by shopping?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11125089/Confused-driver-ends-second-floor-Bostons-South-Shore-Mall-startling-shoppers.html
;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2022, 11:23:39 PM
Only 3 grand? Maybe we could have a whip round and check the back of the sofa for BM..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11130437/Kate-Middletons-uncle-Gary-splashes-3-000-Harley-Street-hair-transplant.html

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2022, 03:41:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2022, 11:23:39 PM
Only 3 grand? Maybe we could have a whip round and check the back of the sofa for BM..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11130437/Kate-Middletons-uncle-Gary-splashes-3-000-Harley-Street-hair-transplant.html

 scared:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2022, 03:00:23 PM
One of those moments where you see the headline and immediately thing WTF???  lol:

https://nypost.com/2022/08/05/dad-invents-flamethrower-for-kids-to-play-with-at-home/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 21, 2022, 04:20:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2022, 03:00:23 PM
One of those moments where you see the headline and immediately thing WTF???  lol:

https://nypost.com/2022/08/05/dad-invents-flamethrower-for-kids-to-play-with-at-home/

Know what you mean; flamethrowers have already been invented, who writes these things?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2022, 07:43:37 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 21, 2022, 04:20:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2022, 03:00:23 PM
One of those moments where you see the headline and immediately thing WTF???  lol:

https://nypost.com/2022/08/05/dad-invents-flamethrower-for-kids-to-play-with-at-home/

Know what you mean; flamethrowers have already been invented, who writes these things?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2022, 01:23:31 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 21, 2022, 07:43:37 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 21, 2022, 04:20:34 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2022, 03:00:23 PM
One of those moments where you see the headline and immediately thing WTF???  lol:

https://nypost.com/2022/08/05/dad-invents-flamethrower-for-kids-to-play-with-at-home/

Know what you mean; flamethrowers have already been invented, who writes these things?
lol: lol: lol:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2022, 12:31:43 AM
The cynic in me thinks this is less a case of parasomnia and more a case of a pissed off wife..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11137685/Ghanaian-husband-cuts-genitals-sleep-dreaming-chopping-meat.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2022, 04:19:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2022, 12:31:43 AM
The cynic in me thinks this is less a case of parasomnia and more a case of a pissed off wife..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11137685/Ghanaian-husband-cuts-genitals-sleep-dreaming-chopping-meat.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2022, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 24, 2022, 04:19:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2022, 12:31:43 AM
The cynic in me thinks this is less a case of parasomnia and more a case of a pissed off wife..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11137685/Ghanaian-husband-cuts-genitals-sleep-dreaming-chopping-meat.html

 eeek:
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 25, 2022, 07:39:05 PM
Escaped 18ft python on roof of house in Chandlers Ford (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-62678259)

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/B972/production/_126447474_snake_straight.png)

 scared2:

(PS they rescued it)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on August 25, 2022, 08:03:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 25, 2022, 07:39:05 PM
Escaped 18ft python on roof of house in Chandlers Ford (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-62678259)

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/B972/production/_126447474_snake_straight.png)

 scared2:

(PS they rescued it)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 25, 2022, 08:21:30 PM
Well apart from that Sir, how was the weather in Spain?

Man tests positive for monkeypox, COVID and HIV after holiday to Spain (https://news.sky.com/story/health-authorities-warned-about-the-risk-of-monkeypox-and-covid-co-infection-12681085)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 25, 2022, 11:11:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 25, 2022, 08:21:30 PM
Well apart from that Sir, how was the weather in Spain?

Man tests positive for monkeypox, COVID and HIV after holiday to Spain (https://news.sky.com/story/health-authorities-warned-about-the-risk-of-monkeypox-and-covid-co-infection-12681085)

 eeek:

 ;D ;D ;D eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2022, 04:34:21 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 25, 2022, 11:11:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 25, 2022, 08:21:30 PM
Well apart from that Sir, how was the weather in Spain?

Man tests positive for monkeypox, COVID and HIV after holiday to Spain (https://news.sky.com/story/health-authorities-warned-about-the-risk-of-monkeypox-and-covid-co-infection-12681085)

 eeek:

 ;D ;D ;D eeek:

Quite a holiday!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2022, 10:02:52 AM
Note to self: Never eat another gummy bear  eeek:

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/aug/23/wind-turbine-blades-could-recycled-gummy-bears-scientists
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2022, 02:08:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2022, 10:02:52 AM
Note to self: Never eat another gummy bear  eeek:

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/aug/23/wind-turbine-blades-could-recycled-gummy-bears-scientists

Ever more desperate...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2022, 03:39:00 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11153907/Groom-China-killed-lightning-strike-posing-engagement-photoshoot-fianc-e.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2022, 03:52:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2022, 03:39:00 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11153907/Groom-China-killed-lightning-strike-posing-engagement-photoshoot-fianc-e.html

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2022, 10:16:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2022, 03:52:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2022, 03:39:00 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11153907/Groom-China-killed-lightning-strike-posing-engagement-photoshoot-fianc-e.html

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
 
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2022, 04:17:25 PM
Miss D?

Pole-dancing axe thrower wins world title (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-62717150)
 
 scared:


"The pole-dancing community is actually very similar to the axe-throwing community where you've got that love, camaraderie and support."  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2022, 04:48:36 PM
Donation are now being accepted for the Steve Memorial Fund.

Note to self: Send black suit to cleaners..  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2022, 11:22:09 PM
Ouch!! Something tells me that Thanksgiving and Christmas may be a tad awkward this year.. lol:

https://www.newsweek.com/gavin-newsom-mocked-after-laws-donate-ron-desantis-1738737
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on September 01, 2022, 06:13:25 PM
 It's a long time since my flabber was this gasted  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-62749310)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2022, 06:19:28 PM
Quote from: Just One More on September 01, 2022, 06:13:25 PM
It's a long time since my flabber was this gasted  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-62749310)

 eeek:

I remember when the 270K 3½" disc was introduced - so magic!  lol:

I was selling HP equipment, the part number of the dual drive was a 9121D - amazing how you remember all that useless stuff... ::)


(https://i.postimg.cc/PNQQ9M0k/s-l640.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PNQQ9M0k)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2022, 07:31:12 PM
Quote from: Just One More on September 01, 2022, 06:13:25 PM
It's a long time since my flabber was this gasted  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-62749310)
;D

I wonder how many C90 cassettes they're still using on their Sinclair ZX80s
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2022, 01:26:11 AM
I'll leave the obvious low hanging fruit here for Apey but WTF???  noooo:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgpj5y/pissed-off-trannies-ehrc-protest
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2022, 05:21:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2022, 01:26:11 AM
I'll leave the obvious low hanging fruit here for Apey but WTF???  noooo:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgpj5y/pissed-off-trannies-ehrc-protest

Mentals...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2022, 02:17:35 AM
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11197377/Advocates-blast-Amazon-1-7B-iRobot-deal-fuels-pervasive-surveillance-home.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2022, 01:16:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2022, 02:17:35 AM
Not that I want to worry old Buckethead..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11197377/Advocates-blast-Amazon-1-7B-iRobot-deal-fuels-pervasive-surveillance-home.html


::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2022, 09:15:45 PM
Do you have anything to declare sir..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11193041/Nigerian-officials-intercept-7-000-smuggled-donkey-penises-international-airport.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2022, 08:29:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2022, 09:15:45 PM
Do you have anything to declare sir..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11193041/Nigerian-officials-intercept-7-000-smuggled-donkey-penises-international-airport.html
Jeez I despair some times at what goes on in those countries  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2022, 08:47:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2022, 09:15:45 PM
Do you have anything to declare sir..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11193041/Nigerian-officials-intercept-7-000-smuggled-donkey-penises-international-airport.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2022, 02:58:17 PM
Seems someone didn't understand the 'do not publish' instruction
 
https://www.theonion.com/note-do-not-run-until-fucking-queen-is-dead-or-people-1849511595    eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2022, 04:22:34 PM
I'm sure that nothing could go wrong with this design..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-11203819/Pictured-amazing-1-3million-pod-homes-sit-pillars-water-treetops.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2022, 11:54:08 AM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/09/19/queen-funeral-spider-coffin-fame-flowers/ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/09/19/queen-funeral-spider-coffin-fame-flowers/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2022, 12:29:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2022, 11:54:08 AM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/09/19/queen-funeral-spider-coffin-fame-flowers/ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/09/19/queen-funeral-spider-coffin-fame-flowers/)
And did the Spider have to queue like all the others?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2022, 12:57:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 15, 2022, 02:58:17 PM
Seems someone didn't understand the 'do not publish' instruction
 
https://www.theonion.com/note-do-not-run-until-fucking-queen-is-dead-or-people-1849511595    eeek:


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2022, 02:19:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2022, 11:54:08 AM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/09/19/queen-funeral-spider-coffin-fame-flowers/ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/09/19/queen-funeral-spider-coffin-fame-flowers/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 26, 2022, 04:54:28 PM
I see Putin has granted Russian citizenship to refugee from the USA Edward Snowden https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-grants-russian-citizenship-us-whistleblower-edward-snowden-2022-09-26/
 
Sort of good news bad news for him.  He gets permanent refuge from the USA and quite possibly he gets his rusty AK-47 and a one way ticket to the front on Friday.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2022, 10:24:28 PM
I suspect that will depend on whether or not Snowden still has any usable information that hasn't already been released.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2022, 08:58:09 PM
There have to be easier ways to add iron to your diet..  redface:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/09/28/10/62878217-11254495-image-a-12_1664358279166.jpg)

Quote
Chitsanuphong Tankongkoy, 18, an onlooker, said: 'The wishers have to pierce themselves as a way to express their gratitude to the gods as well as getting rid of their bad luck.'

Hmm, I'm not sure there would be enough pointy things on the entire planet for that to work on Nick..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11254495/Extreme-piercing-cleanses-souls-Thai-vegetarian-festival.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 28, 2022, 11:33:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 28, 2022, 08:58:09 PM
There have to be easier ways to add iron to your diet..  redface:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/09/28/10/62878217-11254495-image-a-12_1664358279166.jpg)

Quote
Chitsanuphong Tankongkoy, 18, an onlooker, said: 'The wishers have to pierce themselves as a way to express their gratitude to the gods as well as getting rid of their bad luck.'

Hmm, I'm not sure there would be enough pointy things on the entire planet for that to work on Nick..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11254495/Extreme-piercing-cleanses-souls-Thai-vegetarian-festival.html
That'd be the guy that's never going to get to snog Pandora let alone see her box
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2022, 04:34:44 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42880690 (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42880690)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2022, 06:26:22 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2022, 04:34:44 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42880690 (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42880690)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2022, 02:53:37 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/rebekah-vardy-ordered-to-pay-1-5m-towards-coleen-rooneys-legal-costs-over-wagatha-christie-trial-12711962
 
Further humiliation for that lying cow Vardy as she has to hand over £1.5M to Wagatha Christie  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 04, 2022, 03:37:47 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 04, 2022, 02:53:37 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/rebekah-vardy-ordered-to-pay-1-5m-towards-coleen-rooneys-legal-costs-over-wagatha-christie-trial-12711962
 
Further humiliation for that lying cow Vardy as she has to hand over £1.5M to Wagatha Christie  ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/8Hlfz4N.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2022, 06:40:07 AM
Something tells me this is another story Apey will have a field day with..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11280683/US-chess-grandmaster-19-accused-using-anal-beads-likely-cheated-100-TIMES-online.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2022, 07:08:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2022, 06:40:07 AM
Something tells me this is another story Apey will have a field day with..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11280683/US-chess-grandmaster-19-accused-using-anal-beads-likely-cheated-100-TIMES-online.html

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 01:40:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2022, 06:40:07 AM
Something tells me this is another story Apey will have a field day with..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11280683/US-chess-grandmaster-19-accused-using-anal-beads-likely-cheated-100-TIMES-online.html

 lol:   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2022, 08:14:26 PM
I'll let Apey ask the obvious question noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11287757/Woman-cut-nails-22-YEARS-details-struggles-zip-pants-open-cans.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2022, 04:27:55 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2022, 08:14:26 PM
I'll let Apey ask the obvious question noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11287757/Woman-cut-nails-22-YEARS-details-struggles-zip-pants-open-cans.html

As mental as an extremely mental thing...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2022, 04:49:36 PM
 noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11275043/Put-sub-away-Stark-naked-man-goes-nuts-Union-Square-subway-station-NYC.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2022, 05:01:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2022, 04:49:36 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11275043/Put-sub-away-Stark-naked-man-goes-nuts-Union-Square-subway-station-NYC.html

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2022, 08:44:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 10, 2022, 05:01:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2022, 04:49:36 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11275043/Put-sub-away-Stark-naked-man-goes-nuts-Union-Square-subway-station-NYC.html

 noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

well at least he wasn't carrying a concealed weapon
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2022, 06:14:41 PM
The hell??  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailywire.com/news/new-paypal-policy-lets-company-pull-2500-from-users-accounts-if-they-promote-misinformation
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2022, 09:42:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2022, 06:14:41 PM
The hell??  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailywire.com/news/new-paypal-policy-lets-company-pull-2500-from-users-accounts-if-they-promote-misinformation
Misleading headline, it's for companies that use PayPal to get users to fund their misinformation or other evil activities.
 
The $2,500 is an up to figure that PayPal charge companies for investigations into dubious activities.
 
In short PayPal want nothing to do with evil
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2022, 12:21:50 AM
I hate to disagree with you Steve but courtesy of the Wayback Machine here are the full terms and conditions in question. Take note (a) of the date and (b) that it doesn't specify businesses just account holders.

https://web.archive.org/web/20220927223312/https://paypalobjects.com/marketing/ua/pdf/US/en/acceptableuse-full-110322.pdf

Quote
You are independently responsible for complying with all applicable laws in all of your actions related to your use of PayPal's services, regardless of the purpose of the use. In addition, you must adhere to the terms of this Acceptable Use Policy. Violation of this Acceptable Use Policy constitutes a violation of the PayPal User Agreement and may subject you to damages, including liquidated damages of $2,500.00 U.S. dollars per violation, which may be debited directly from your PayPal account(s) as outlined in the User Agreement (see “Restricted Activities and Holds” section of the PayPal User Agreement).

Quote
5. involve the sending, posting, or publication of any messages, content, or materials that, in PayPal’s sole discretion, (a) are harmful, obscene, harassing, or objectionable, (b) depict or appear to depict nudity, sexual or other intimate activities, (c) depict or promote illegal drug use, (d) depict or promote violence, criminal activity, cruelty, or self-harm (e) depict, promote, or incite hatred or discrimination of protected groups or of individuals or groups based on protected characteristics (e.g. race, religion, gender or gender identity, sexual orientation, etc.) (f) present a risk to user safety or wellbeing, (g) are fraudulent, promote misinformation, or are unlawful, (h) infringe the privacy, intellectual property rights, or other proprietary rights of any party, or (i) are otherwise unfit for publication.

While I agree with a lot of what is in section 5 the disturbing part is that Paypal are the sole arbiters of what counts as objectionable which in this case is a nice little catch all for anything they don't like regardless if it is legally accepted speech.

Also the fact that David Marcus, a former President of Paypal, has also criticized the move lends credence to this not being meant for businesses only.

https://twitter.com/davidmarcus/status/1578795041719750663?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1578795041719750663%7Ctwgr%5E5bf96e0d3ec3a828be6d21e7328a7a8c1bc172b4%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bloomberg.com%2Fnews%2Farticles%2F2022-10-10%2Fpaypal-misinformation-fines-musk-criticized-were-published-by-mistake

It would also seem that the management is scrambling to try and enact damage control and claiming that this was a mistake after the backlash knocked 5% off their share value.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-10/paypal-misinformation-fines-musk-criticized-were-published-by-mistake
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2022, 07:40:32 AM
Interesting, thanks.
 
If you're just a consumer you have all sorts of protections under our (and dare I say the EU's) financial protection rules.  But once you're a business, even a small business, you're by and large out there on your own.  And there I would agree PayPal acts insensitively and arrogantly.
 
There was a case on the BBC recently where someone made a payment to a business and for unknown reasons tagged it as 'raffle'.  PayPal's auto software decided the business was operating a gambling site (very much against their rules) and closed the account immediately.
 
There are other transaction platforms out there, if you're a business donot put your eggs in one basket - but sadly so many do
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2022, 07:49:52 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63224720
 
King Charles to star in The Repair Shop 

::)


I suspect the discussion went along the lines of:

Charles: "I have this poor reputation and low credibility can you repair them?"

Producers: "No, some things are hopeless but if you've got an old clock we'll have a bash at that"

Whatever why didn't he ask himself the question - would Mum have done this?  No because Royals have to set themselves as positive examples above us mere plebs, not show they can come down to our level having old stuff repaired for free
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2022, 09:18:19 PM
Gwent Police unveil their secret weapon against rising crime

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/126D3/production/_127157457_tuknewproject.jpg.webp)

Well I suppose that if criminals are on the floor pissing themselves laughing it will make them easier to apprehend..  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-63262276
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2022, 10:32:29 PM
WTF? Okay I think I need to refer to an expert here. Apey, how the hell could someone deflate a tyre using lentils???  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11317589/Middle-class-eco-vandal-62-admits-using-lentils-deflate-tyres-10-SUVs-night.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2022, 11:46:51 PM
 eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11315633/Painful-oversight-Gruesome-video-shows-woman-having-23-CONTACT-LENSES-removed-two-YEARS.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2022, 05:20:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2022, 11:46:51 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11315633/Painful-oversight-Gruesome-video-shows-woman-having-23-CONTACT-LENSES-removed-two-YEARS.html

Not clicking!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2022, 08:19:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2022, 10:32:29 PM
WTF? Okay I think I need to refer to an expert here. Apey, how the hell could someone deflate a tyre using lentils???  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11317589/Middle-class-eco-vandal-62-admits-using-lentils-deflate-tyres-10-SUVs-night.html
Sadly easily but not saying how on a public forum

What I'd rather know is how do we stop these tyre extinguisher bastards
 


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2022, 08:27:32 AM
And more arrogant lunacy from these self indulgent prats as they close the QE2 bridge  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-63281841
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 17, 2022, 05:06:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 17, 2022, 08:27:32 AM
And more arrogant lunacy from these self indulgent prats as they close the QE2 bridge  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-63281841

 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2022, 03:49:16 PM
Frankenstein a new Omicron variant in a lab that killed 80% of the test subjects? I'm sure that nothing can possibly go wrong..  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/10/17/scientists-develop-new-covid-strain-that-would-kill-80-of-people-infected-17581534/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 18, 2022, 04:13:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2022, 03:49:16 PM
Frankenstein a new Omicron variant in a lab that killed 80% of the test subjects? I'm sure that nothing can possibly go wrong..  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/10/17/scientists-develop-new-covid-strain-that-would-kill-80-of-people-infected-17581534/

Fortunately we're not mice:

The scientists admit the hybrid virus would be unlikely to be as deadly in real humans as it was in mice.

They noted that one limitation of their study was the specific breed of mice used, as other types of mice are more similar to humans.

Mice and humans also don’t have identical immune responses, as there are variations in DNA and genes between the species.

The genes that regulate the immune system behave differently, for example, and the response to stress is different in mice and humans.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2022, 04:25:55 PM
I'm not so much thinking of Boston University's efforts as places like China who are infamous for their tendency to 'borrow' research and their safety protocols tend to be far less stringent.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2022, 01:38:25 PM
Modelling yourself on Marylin Monroe? I think someone needs to go to Specsavers..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11307831/Woman-spent-10-000-modelling-Marilyn-Monroe.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2022, 02:23:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2022, 01:38:25 PM
Modelling yourself on Marylin Monroe? I think someone needs to go to Specsavers..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11307831/Woman-spent-10-000-modelling-Marilyn-Monroe.html

What a state... And what a waste of a lovely looking girl...  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 19, 2022, 05:40:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 19, 2022, 02:23:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2022, 01:38:25 PM
Modelling yourself on Marylin Monroe? I think someone needs to go to Specsavers..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11307831/Woman-spent-10-000-modelling-Marilyn-Monroe.html

What a state... And what a waste of a lovely looking girl...  whacky115

What Barman said  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 19, 2022, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 19, 2022, 05:40:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 19, 2022, 02:23:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2022, 01:38:25 PM
Modelling yourself on Marylin Monroe? I think someone needs to go to Specsavers..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11307831/Woman-spent-10-000-modelling-Marilyn-Monroe.html

What a state... And what a waste of a lovely looking girl...  whacky115

What Barman said  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Indeed, she was quite a looker now she's a horror show.   noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2022, 08:11:11 PM
Well played Volkswagen, I'm guessing those protesters are in the shite now..  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/10/20/protestors-who-glued-themselves-to-volkswagens-floor-left-in-the-dark-17601987/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 20, 2022, 11:44:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2022, 08:11:11 PM
Well played Volkswagen, I'm guessing those protesters are in the shite now..  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/10/20/protestors-who-glued-themselves-to-volkswagens-floor-left-in-the-dark-17601987/
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2022, 04:23:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2022, 08:11:11 PM
Well played Volkswagen, I'm guessing those protesters are in the shite now..  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/10/20/protestors-who-glued-themselves-to-volkswagens-floor-left-in-the-dark-17601987/

happy001

Excellent! Apart from the giving them food bit...  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on October 21, 2022, 06:28:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 21, 2022, 04:23:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2022, 08:11:11 PM
Well played Volkswagen, I'm guessing those protesters are in the shite now..  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/10/20/protestors-who-glued-themselves-to-volkswagens-floor-left-in-the-dark-17601987/

happy001

Excellent! Apart from the giving them food bit...  evil:

Totally agree  Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2022, 04:31:35 PM
Just out of interest, not that I'm suggesting a course of action or anything, but how fast can a Ferrari go from 0-60 in reverse....?  eveilgrin:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/10/22/08/63738715-11343053-image-a-4_1666424411811.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11343053/Extinction-Rebellion-activists-infiltrate-Paris-Motor-glue-Ferrari-supercars.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2022, 04:34:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2022, 04:31:35 PM
Just out of interest, not that I'm suggesting a course of action or anything, but how fast can a Ferrari go from 0-60 in reverse....?  eveilgrin:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/10/22/08/63738715-11343053-image-a-4_1666424411811.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11343053/Extinction-Rebellion-activists-infiltrate-Paris-Motor-glue-Ferrari-supercars.html

Hang them!  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2022, 12:37:40 PM
https://pudding.cool/2018/08/pockets/ (https://pudding.cool/2018/08/pockets/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2022, 05:11:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 23, 2022, 12:37:40 PM
https://pudding.cool/2018/08/pockets/ (https://pudding.cool/2018/08/pockets/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2022, 12:24:04 PM
https://apple.news/ATzDKV8MvTGS39PbWfHQMRg (https://apple.news/ATzDKV8MvTGS39PbWfHQMRg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2022, 12:47:08 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2022, 12:24:04 PM
https://apple.news/ATzDKV8MvTGS39PbWfHQMRg (https://apple.news/ATzDKV8MvTGS39PbWfHQMRg)

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2022, 11:28:52 PM
 noooo:

https://nypost.com/2022/10/26/4-teens-killed-in-buffalo-crash-while-attempting-tiktok-kia-challenge/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2022, 04:44:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2022, 11:28:52 PM
noooo:

https://nypost.com/2022/10/26/4-teens-killed-in-buffalo-crash-while-attempting-tiktok-kia-challenge/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 28, 2022, 09:41:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 28, 2022, 04:44:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2022, 11:28:52 PM
noooo:

https://nypost.com/2022/10/26/4-teens-killed-in-buffalo-crash-while-attempting-tiktok-kia-challenge/

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2022, 04:44:07 AM
Just the right size for the minema you say..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11364523/Worlds-smallest-TV-size-postage-stamp-functions-just-like-size-device.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2022, 11:18:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2022, 04:44:07 AM
Just the right size for the minema you say..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11364523/Worlds-smallest-TV-size-postage-stamp-functions-just-like-size-device.html
I want one of those  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2022, 05:39:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2022, 04:44:07 AM
Just the right size for the minema you say..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11364523/Worlds-smallest-TV-size-postage-stamp-functions-just-like-size-device.html

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2022, 12:59:47 PM
It's a plant from Australia, quelle surprise  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11379923/Brave-British-gardener-grows-worlds-dangerous-plant-CAGE-Oxford.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2022, 04:26:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2022, 12:59:47 PM
It's a plant from Australia, quelle surprise  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11379923/Brave-British-gardener-grows-worlds-dangerous-plant-CAGE-Oxford.html

 rubschin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2022, 10:56:23 PM
I'm really hoping the judge is a piss taking bastard and has them attend a weekly prison cinema night of every film in the MCU lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11381655/Cops-dressed-Spider-Man-Captain-America-Thor-smash-drug-ring-Peru.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2022, 05:43:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2022, 10:56:23 PM
I'm really hoping the judge is a piss taking bastard and has them attend a weekly prison cinema night of every film in the MCU lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11381655/Cops-dressed-Spider-Man-Captain-America-Thor-smash-drug-ring-Peru.html

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2022, 09:37:21 PM
Did I just fall through the looking glass?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11390517/Cobra-dies-bitten-eight-year-old-boy-India.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2022, 05:39:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2022, 09:37:21 PM
Did I just fall through the looking glass?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11390517/Cobra-dies-bitten-eight-year-old-boy-India.html

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2022, 10:29:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 05, 2022, 05:39:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2022, 09:37:21 PM
Did I just fall through the looking glass?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11390517/Cobra-dies-bitten-eight-year-old-boy-India.html

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2022, 11:46:24 PM
You know how it is, it's evening and you are just chilling out watching tv when...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11398607/Man-claims-blaze-destroyed-California-home-caused-meteor.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 08, 2022, 12:42:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2022, 11:46:24 PM
You know how it is, it's evening and you are just chilling out watching tv when...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11398607/Man-claims-blaze-destroyed-California-home-caused-meteor.html
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2022, 06:53:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2022, 11:46:24 PM
You know how it is, it's evening and you are just chilling out watching tv when...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11398607/Man-claims-blaze-destroyed-California-home-caused-meteor.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2022, 10:55:58 AM
My eyes, they bleed..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11388563/Madonna-lets-frustrations-angrily-lip-syncs-song-getting-punched.html?ito=chromelessDM_0
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2022, 01:10:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2022, 10:55:58 AM
My eyes, they bleed..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11388563/Madonna-lets-frustrations-angrily-lip-syncs-song-getting-punched.html?ito=chromelessDM_0

WTF...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2022, 12:53:38 PM
 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


Nope, I'm not missing something. She's just a complete nut job.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11434073/Woman-married-rag-doll-claims-cheated.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 16, 2022, 04:42:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2022, 12:53:38 PM
rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


Nope, I'm not missing something. She's just a complete nut job.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11434073/Woman-married-rag-doll-claims-cheated.html
We need a bigger  whacky115 emojiwotsit
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2022, 05:49:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2022, 12:53:38 PM
rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


Nope, I'm not missing something. She's just a complete nut job.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11434073/Woman-married-rag-doll-claims-cheated.html

Hanging on by a thread! happy001


Bonkers...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2022, 09:37:58 AM
It's a sign I tells you......A SIGN!!  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11438327/What-flock-Sheep-walk-circle-TWELVE-DAYS-without-stopping-Chinese-farm.html?ito=video_player_click
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 19, 2022, 11:28:46 AM
 I'll just this headline here  (https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/couple-who-fled-war-ukraine-7806791)  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2022, 12:16:00 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 19, 2022, 11:28:46 AM
I'll just this headline here  (https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/couple-who-fled-war-ukraine-7806791)  whistle:

happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2022, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 19, 2022, 11:28:46 AM
I'll just this headline here  (https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/couple-who-fled-war-ukraine-7806791)  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 19, 2022, 01:54:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 19, 2022, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 19, 2022, 11:28:46 AM
I'll just this headline here  (https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/couple-who-fled-war-ukraine-7806791)  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 19, 2022, 02:31:59 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 19, 2022, 11:28:46 AM
I'll just this headline here  (https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/couple-who-fled-war-ukraine-7806791)  whistle:

 lol: lol: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2022, 07:15:15 AM
Something tells me I can have some fun with this...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11450065/Cornish-fury-Greggs-sausage-roll-giant-confirms-open-new-shop-Truro-month.html

Going to have to check that shop out, may even be able to get stottie cakes again  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2022, 11:00:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2022, 07:15:15 AM
Something tells me I can have some fun with this...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11450065/Cornish-fury-Greggs-sausage-roll-giant-confirms-open-new-shop-Truro-month.html

Going to have to check that shop out, may even be able to get stottie cakes again  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

Greggs grub really is rather good
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2022, 01:16:16 PM
So the outgoing head of the Cornish tourism board has been moaning about the types of people who come down here on holiday.  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11452067/Outgoing-Cornish-holiday-chief-describes-holidaymakers-bloody-tourists-f-ing-emmets.html

Quote
'Half the country went abroad. Once you stopped them going abroad, we ended up with people here who didn't want to be here,' he said.

'In the 1970s people were in Cornwall because they couldn't afford a proper holiday and there were a lot of chips on shoulders, and we felt that again in those two years. It had come back around.'

Chips on shoulders my arse! Almost every single business owner I know down here were grateful to nearly everyone who came down here on holiday as most of them were at the very least concerned about how they were going to keep going. Yes, some tourists act like entitled morons but you see that wherever you go and the majority of them were perfectly happy to come down here. As a matter of fact many of the ones I talked to commented about how much they wanted to come back down again even after lockdown would be lifted and overseas locations were available again.

(https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-1cfhlpd74o/images/stencil/640w/products/26767/58044/80048-anti-whinge-pills-w7__75298.1668008793.jpg?c=1)

As the head of Visit Cornwall should be well aware of just how much of the local economy depends on the tourist trade so instead of whinging on about the types of tourist that have come to Cornwall and trying to insult them by calling them emmits (which is an ironic insult given your surname) why not thank them for bringing the trade down here that helped keep businesses from closing down you ignorant ungrateful arsehole! Whoever takes over the reigns for Visit Cornwall it sounds like it is going to be in far better hands than yours.  cussing:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2022, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2022, 01:16:16 PM
So the outgoing head of the Cornish tourism board has been moaning about the types of people who come down here on holiday.  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11452067/Outgoing-Cornish-holiday-chief-describes-holidaymakers-bloody-tourists-f-ing-emmets.html

Quote
'Half the country went abroad. Once you stopped them going abroad, we ended up with people here who didn't want to be here,' he said.

'In the 1970s people were in Cornwall because they couldn't afford a proper holiday and there were a lot of chips on shoulders, and we felt that again in those two years. It had come back around.'

Chips on shoulders my arse! Almost every single business owner I know down here were grateful to nearly everyone who came down here on holiday as most of them were at the very least concerned about how they were going to keep going. Yes, some tourists act like entitled morons but you see that wherever you go and the majority of them were perfectly happy to come down here. As a matter of fact many of the ones I talked to commented about how much they wanted to come back down again even after lockdown would be lifted and overseas locations were available again.

(https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-1cfhlpd74o/images/stencil/640w/products/26767/58044/80048-anti-whinge-pills-w7__75298.1668008793.jpg?c=1)

As the head of Visit Cornwall should be well aware of just how much of the local economy depends on the tourist trade so instead of whinging on about the types of tourist that have come to Cornwall and trying to insult them by calling them emmits (which is an ironic insult given your surname) why not thank them for bringing the trade down here that helped keep businesses from closing down you ignorant ungrateful arsehole! Whoever takes over the reigns for Visit Cornwall it sounds like it is going to be in far better hands than yours.  cussing:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2022, 06:09:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 21, 2022, 11:00:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2022, 07:15:15 AM
Something tells me I can have some fun with this...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11450065/Cornish-fury-Greggs-sausage-roll-giant-confirms-open-new-shop-Truro-month.html

Going to have to check that shop out, may even be able to get stottie cakes again  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

Greggs grub really is rather good

Basingstoke (population 87,000+) has six Greggs Outlets  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2022, 12:38:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 21, 2022, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2022, 01:16:16 PM
So the outgoing head of the Cornish tourism board has been moaning about the types of people who come down here on holiday.  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11452067/Outgoing-Cornish-holiday-chief-describes-holidaymakers-bloody-tourists-f-ing-emmets.html

Quote
'Half the country went abroad. Once you stopped them going abroad, we ended up with people here who didn't want to be here,' he said.

'In the 1970s people were in Cornwall because they couldn't afford a proper holiday and there were a lot of chips on shoulders, and we felt that again in those two years. It had come back around.'

Chips on shoulders my arse! Almost every single business owner I know down here were grateful to nearly everyone who came down here on holiday as most of them were at the very least concerned about how they were going to keep going. Yes, some tourists act like entitled morons but you see that wherever you go and the majority of them were perfectly happy to come down here. As a matter of fact many of the ones I talked to commented about how much they wanted to come back down again even after lockdown would be lifted and overseas locations were available again.

(https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-1cfhlpd74o/images/stencil/640w/products/26767/58044/80048-anti-whinge-pills-w7__75298.1668008793.jpg?c=1)

As the head of Visit Cornwall should be well aware of just how much of the local economy depends on the tourist trade so instead of whinging on about the types of tourist that have come to Cornwall and trying to insult them by calling them emmits (which is an ironic insult given your surname) why not thank them for bringing the trade down here that helped keep businesses from closing down you ignorant ungrateful arsehole! Whoever takes over the reigns for Visit Cornwall it sounds like it is going to be in far better hands than yours.  cussing:
:thumbsup:

Unfortunately ..the "nice" tourists are rare ,we see it here ...people complain here about all-inc hotels ...but they are catering to a market ....

Sad but true ..take what you can get .....the bank doesn't care what class of person gave you a tenner...!!!...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2022, 10:25:09 AM
Let me see..............how about HELL NO!!  eeek:

https://nypost.com/2022/10/22/would-you-pay-57k-to-experience-being-buried-alive/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2022, 11:24:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2022, 10:25:09 AM
Let me see..............how about HELL NO!!  eeek:

https://nypost.com/2022/10/22/would-you-pay-57k-to-experience-being-buried-alive/

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2022, 03:34:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 21, 2022, 11:00:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2022, 07:15:15 AM
Something tells me I can have some fun with this...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11450065/Cornish-fury-Greggs-sausage-roll-giant-confirms-open-new-shop-Truro-month.html

Going to have to check that shop out, may even be able to get stottie cakes again  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

Greggs grub really is rather good

I really need to find out if anyone I know down here has been going off on one about Greggs opening in Truro. Think I've found the perfect Christmas present for them...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11476807/Greggs-Primark-release-Christmas-collection.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2022, 03:23:45 PM
Hmm, as much as some people are likely to roll their eyes, once is happenstance, twice coincidence but three deaths in a couple of weeks makes me wonder what is going on...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11480711/Russian-billionaire-53-killed-helicopter-crash-near-Monaco-latest-crypto-mystery-death.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2022, 06:56:21 PM
Police able to deploy explosive armed robots to deal with armed suspects?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11485087/Cops-crime-ridden-San-Francisco-able-use-killer-robots-citys-crime-soars.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2022, 06:18:35 PM
Must have been one hell of an argument..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11503869/Man-ends-150-year-old-TRIDENT-lanced-neck.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2022, 11:57:52 PM
An episode of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares where he swears? I can't believe it  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11503751/Channel-4-screens-episode-Ramsays-Kitchen-Nightmares-containing-17-uses-f-word-4pm.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2022, 06:00:05 AM
I'm sure Vlad won't get narked over this..  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11543329/Village-Bell-End-unveils-penis-headed-statue-Putin-Bellend-Year.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2022, 06:15:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2022, 06:00:05 AM
I'm sure Vlad won't get narked over this..  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11543329/Village-Bell-End-unveils-penis-headed-statue-Putin-Bellend-Year.html

Good grief, does a penis head on a statue really need to be pixelated nowadays...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2022, 02:24:34 AM
I miss the old days with the pickenic baskets Boo Boo..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11547581/Black-bear-steals-30-Chick-fil-nuggets-large-fry-porch-Florida.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2022, 06:02:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2022, 02:24:34 AM
I miss the old days with the pickenic baskets Boo Boo..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11547581/Black-bear-steals-30-Chick-fil-nuggets-large-fry-porch-Florida.html

 lol: lol: lol:

So clever!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2022, 08:59:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdUsL2pNJSM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdUsL2pNJSM)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2022, 10:07:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2022, 08:59:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdUsL2pNJSM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdUsL2pNJSM)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
noooo:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkDlYNIVEAAQgO1?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2022, 11:38:06 AM
And more bad news for Trump as those criminal charges get closer:  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64009203

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2022, 01:10:41 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2022, 09:32:08 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/mma/article-11550675/Zion-Clark-American-MMA-fighter-born-without-legs-WINS-fight.html

 worthy: worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2022, 04:11:13 PM
I.......I.............WHAT THE FUCK?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11562045/French-man-sparks-hospital-evacuation-arriving-WWI-artillery-shell-stuck-rectum.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2022, 07:19:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2022, 04:11:13 PM
I.......I.............WHAT THE FUCK?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11562045/French-man-sparks-hospital-evacuation-arriving-WWI-artillery-shell-stuck-rectum.html
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Seems there is no limit to some stupidity
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 22, 2022, 12:27:43 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 21, 2022, 07:19:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2022, 04:11:13 PM
I.......I.............WHAT THE FUCK?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11562045/French-man-sparks-hospital-evacuation-arriving-WWI-artillery-shell-stuck-rectum.html
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Seems there is no limit to some stupidity

He may have just had a really bad case of constipation..  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 25, 2022, 10:31:27 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11572789/Fancy-dress-pub-crawl-pals-TANK-spark-traffic-mayhem.html

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 25, 2022, 10:52:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 25, 2022, 10:31:27 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11572789/Fancy-dress-pub-crawl-pals-TANK-spark-traffic-mayhem.html

 lol:
You do get some nutters down in the SW don't you, how do you put up with them?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2022, 11:33:13 PM
 https://www.unilad.com/.../freed-death-row-man-shot-dead...


 eeek:    noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2022, 07:26:31 AM
As sad as this story is I believe if comes under no shit Sherlock..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11580493/Eric-swimming-saw-reptiles-eyes-staring-Seconds-later-fighting-life.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 29, 2022, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2022, 07:26:31 AM
As sad as this story is I believe if comes under no shit Sherlock..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11580493/Eric-swimming-saw-reptiles-eyes-staring-Seconds-later-fighting-life.html
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 29, 2022, 07:33:23 PM
doublefacepalm doublefacepalm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-64116668

'A GP surgery accidentally told patients they had aggressive lung cancer instead of wishing them a merry Christmas.'

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 29, 2022, 10:11:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 29, 2022, 07:33:23 PM
doublefacepalm doublefacepalm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-64116668

'A GP surgery accidentally told patients they had aggressive lung cancer instead of wishing them a merry Christmas.'

noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2023, 02:55:59 PM
 eeek:  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11598137/I-showered-37-times-2022-dont-smell.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2023, 03:32:37 AM
The Royal Mail are releasing a set of Iron Maiden stamps. I may actually buy them lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11600389/Heavy-metal-band-Iron-Maiden-celebrated-new-set-stamps-created-Royal-Mail.html

Not so sure about the image of Eddie they have used. Personally I'd have used The Trooper

(https://images.hobbydb.com/processed_uploads/subject_photo/subject_photo/image/77581/1626127465-1820-5772/IronMaiden-EddieTheHead_large.jpg)

Or Stranger in a Strange Land

(https://preview.redd.it/5zinsovojjx41.jpg?auto=webp&s=104fc4688e4277315c6cda1317f03fcfe12fe0c5)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2023, 11:30:51 AM
 Shocked:  I wonder how much Iron Maiden are paying for that promotion?  Got to be big bucks

But yes tempting

(https://shop.royalmail.com/media/catalog/product/cache/d8a7db0523f43dec856c981f9b4fd49e/a/s/as9400-1-ironmaiden-stamp-set.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2023, 05:12:24 PM
Quote from: Quasimodo
The balls! The balls!

 redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11606835/Brigitte-Macron-backed-phallus-golden-balls-new-spire-Notre-Dame-cathedral.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2023, 10:27:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2023, 05:12:24 PM
Quote from: Quasimodo
The balls! The balls!

 redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11606835/Brigitte-Macron-backed-phallus-golden-balls-new-spire-Notre-Dame-cathedral.html
Just idiot DM junk, believability less than negligible
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2023, 11:14:27 PM
Barking mad..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11601933/Japanese-man-spends-18-000-ultra-realistic-wolf-costume-fulfil-dream.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2023, 05:15:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2023, 11:14:27 PM
Barking mad..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11601933/Japanese-man-spends-18-000-ultra-realistic-wolf-costume-fulfil-dream.html

Howling mad...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2023, 06:10:58 PM
Holy smoke..  redface:

https://news.sky.com/story/thai-temple-left-without-any-monks-after-they-all-fail-drug-tests-12758590
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2023, 06:13:07 PM
Not.........saying....a..............word..  shutup:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/scientists-discover-new-cure-baldness-28909257
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2023, 01:13:18 PM
Hey Nick, BM give this a try..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/health/article-11616485/Acupuncturist-shares-quick-trick-make-drowsiness-away-clear-sinus.html







I'm now taking bets on how badly they injure themselves following the instructions..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2023, 01:17:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2023, 01:13:18 PM
Hey Nick, BM give this a try..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/health/article-11616485/Acupuncturist-shares-quick-trick-make-drowsiness-away-clear-sinus.html


I'm now taking bets on how badly they injure themselves following the instructions..  whistle:
rubschin:  surely pressing that hard anywhere on your body would wake one up a fair bit
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2023, 06:02:34 PM
Give room service a whole new meaning..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11626869/28-porn-stars-book-Travelodge-film-explicit-scenes-turfed-nearby-mansion.html

I'm sure Apey will come up with some jokes about this.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2023, 06:33:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2023, 06:02:34 PM
Give room service a whole new meaning..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11626869/28-porn-stars-book-Travelodge-film-explicit-scenes-turfed-nearby-mansion.html

I'm sure Apey will come up with some jokes about this.  rubschin:
Probably the only time a Travelodge has been interesting
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2023, 08:50:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2023, 06:02:34 PM
Give room service a whole new meaning..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11626869/28-porn-stars-book-Travelodge-film-explicit-scenes-turfed-nearby-mansion.html

I'm sure Apey will come up with some jokes about this.  rubschin:

 noooo:   redface:    rubschin:  4 in a bed...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2023, 06:03:35 PM
Wouldn't it have been easier to just tell him he's shite at playing the trumpet?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11631363/Wife-cuts-trumpet-player-husbands-penis-leaves-knife-eyeball-Argentina.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2023, 11:55:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2023, 06:03:35 PM
Wouldn't it have been easier to just tell him he's shite at playing the trumpet?  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11631363/Wife-cuts-trumpet-player-husbands-penis-leaves-knife-eyeball-Argentina.html
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 14, 2023, 05:49:27 PM
Really?

Two Essex schools ban pupils from hugging and holding hands (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-64237779l)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2023, 07:33:44 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 14, 2023, 05:49:27 PM
Really?

Two Essex schools ban pupils from hugging and holding hands (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-64237779l)

Link doesn't work Uncle, try this one (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-64237779)...

How on earth have we managed all these years without rules like this...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2023, 08:55:39 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 15, 2023, 07:33:44 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 14, 2023, 05:49:27 PM
Really?

Two Essex schools ban pupils from hugging and holding hands (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-64237779l)

Link doesn't work Uncle, try this one (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-64237779)...

How on earth have we managed all these years without rules like this...?  noooo:

It's only going to be a matter of time before pupils show just how stupid the rule is when they can have free periods by telling the teachers of the classes that are exempted that they don't feel safe in them because of the physical contact that is banned in the rest of the school and therefore cannot be forced to attend.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2023, 12:25:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 15, 2023, 07:33:44 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 14, 2023, 05:49:27 PM
Really?

Two Essex schools ban pupils from hugging and holding hands (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-64237779l)

Link doesn't work Uncle, try this one (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-64237779)...

How on earth have we managed all these years without rules like this...?  noooo:
I do so hope they show no hypocrisy by having the same rule in the staff room.  Yeah as if.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2023, 12:38:40 AM
Jesus Christ this is just horrific. It's one thing if you have a serious illness or disability and you are in constant pain or have no quality of life but this..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11611095/Canadian-doctor-whos-euthanized-400-says-helped-kill-man-deemed-incapable-choosing-suicide.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2023, 06:33:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2023, 12:38:40 AM
Jesus Christ this is just horrific. It's one thing if you have a serious illness or disability and you are in constant pain or have no quality of life but this..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11611095/Canadian-doctor-whos-euthanized-400-says-helped-kill-man-deemed-incapable-choosing-suicide.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2023, 10:49:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2023, 06:33:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2023, 12:38:40 AM
Jesus Christ this is just horrific. It's one thing if you have a serious illness or disability and you are in constant pain or have no quality of life but this..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11611095/Canadian-doctor-whos-euthanized-400-says-helped-kill-man-deemed-incapable-choosing-suicide.html

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

just lost for words
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2023, 09:37:44 AM
Six people die, including three children, when their throats are sliced by KITE STRINGS at Indian festival......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2023, 04:21:48 PM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/01/18/dont-let-eat-cake-suggests-food-watchdog-chief/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2023, 05:45:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2023, 09:37:44 AM
Six people die, including three children, when their throats are sliced by KITE STRINGS at Indian festival......... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

reasons I will NEVER go to that fucked up country of India #23
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2023, 05:56:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 18, 2023, 04:21:48 PM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/01/18/dont-let-eat-cake-suggests-food-watchdog-chief/

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

FFS passive caking what's the next supposed health hazard some idiot will make up.  Showing pics of a motorbike?  Fuckwits like this just dilute people responding to real hazards.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 18, 2023, 06:37:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2023, 05:45:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2023, 09:37:44 AM
Six people die, including three children, when their throats are sliced by KITE STRINGS at Indian festival......... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

reasons I will NEVER go to that fucked up country of India #23

Been there, definitely worth a visit. However, you take your life in your hands venturing on their roads.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2023, 07:00:56 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 18, 2023, 06:37:21 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2023, 05:45:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2023, 09:37:44 AM
Six people die, including three children, when their throats are sliced by KITE STRINGS at Indian festival......... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

reasons I will NEVER go to that fucked up country of India #23

Been there, definitely worth a visit. However, you take your life in your hands venturing on their roads.
So I've heard - on both fronts

But a country that holds human (especially children's) lives in such disrespect isn't getting me there. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2023, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2023, 05:45:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2023, 09:37:44 AM
Six people die, including three children, when their throats are sliced by KITE STRINGS at Indian festival......... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

reasons I will NEVER go to that fucked up country of India #23

I came very close to working there on a joke job years ago but I was too cynical to take it. Back when call centres were being moved offshore they wanted someone to go out there and teach the operators about British culture so that they could pretend they were still in the UK. So basically someone who could explain to the staff about Eastenders, Coronation Street, football, rugby, cricket, pop and some basic politics. It was a major company but the job seemed way too dodgy so I passed on it.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2023, 09:50:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2023, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2023, 05:45:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2023, 09:37:44 AM
Six people die, including three children, when their throats are sliced by KITE STRINGS at Indian festival......... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

reasons I will NEVER go to that fucked up country of India #23

I came very close to working there on a joke job years ago but I was too cynical to take it. Back when call centres were being moved offshore they wanted someone to go out there and teach the operators about British culture so that they could pretend they were still in the UK. So basically someone who could explain to the staff about Eastenders, Coronation Street, football, rugby, cricket, pop and some basic politics. It was a major company but the job seemed way too dodgy so I passed on it.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2023, 07:16:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2023, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2023, 05:45:29 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 18, 2023, 09:37:44 AM
Six people die, including three children, when their throats are sliced by KITE STRINGS at Indian festival......... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

reasons I will NEVER go to that fucked up country of India #23

I came very close to working there on a joke job years ago but I was too cynical to take it. Back when call centres were being moved offshore they wanted someone to go out there and teach the operators about British culture so that they could pretend they were still in the UK. So basically someone who could explain to the staff about Eastenders, Coronation Street, football, rugby, cricket, pop and some basic politics. It was a major company but the job seemed way too dodgy so I passed on it.

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2023, 09:02:10 PM
Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93

 rubschin:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64359316
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2023, 05:37:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 21, 2023, 09:02:10 PM
Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93

 rubschin:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64359316

Blimey! worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 22, 2023, 09:19:30 AM
He'll be lucky if it lasts more than a few years. But good for him  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2023, 07:01:01 PM
3D jigsaw puzzle anyone?

Council knocks down Josiah Wedgwood sculpture by mistake (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-64499394)

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/833F/production/_128499533_2aee952e-a72e-423c-b05c-34ed14668da1.jpg.webp)

now

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/351F/production/_128499531_jl.jpg.webp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2023, 05:32:30 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 02, 2023, 07:01:01 PM
3D jigsaw puzzle anyone?

Council knocks down Josiah Wedgwood sculpture by mistake (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-64499394)

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/833F/production/_128499533_2aee952e-a72e-423c-b05c-34ed14668da1.jpg.webp)

now

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/351F/production/_128499531_jl.jpg.webp)

FFS!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2023, 02:51:14 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BXYMtK7C/jizzy-jewellery.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BXYMtK7C)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2023, 03:16:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2023, 02:51:14 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BXYMtK7C/jizzy-jewellery.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BXYMtK7C)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2023, 03:18:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2023, 02:51:14 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BXYMtK7C/jizzy-jewellery.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BXYMtK7C)


Quote
We love being inclusive over in the Trinkets world so both male and female jizz can be used!

WTF?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2023, 03:26:53 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2023, 03:35:34 PM
There could be munny in this  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2023, 04:06:22 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2023, 06:06:43 PM
Inside??? WTF????  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11736007/Im-worlds-pierced-woman-3-500-vagina.html

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2023, 08:04:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2023, 06:06:43 PM
Inside??? WTF????  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11736007/Im-worlds-pierced-woman-3-500-vagina.html

 Shocked:

WTF????  eeek:

How does it even do basic things like having a wash... or shit...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2023, 08:54:47 AM
Anyone heard from Miss D lately? She may be on the run..  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-64627829
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2023, 09:25:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2023, 08:54:47 AM
Anyone heard from Miss D lately? She may be on the run..  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-64627829

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2023, 01:55:42 PM
WTF??? eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11757591/Father-killed-chicken-Man-massive-bleeding-attacked-Ireland-home.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2023, 02:38:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2023, 01:55:42 PM
WTF??? eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11757591/Father-killed-chicken-Man-massive-bleeding-attacked-Ireland-home.html

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2023, 05:49:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2023, 09:25:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2023, 08:54:47 AM
Anyone heard from Miss D lately? She may be on the run..  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-64627829

 eeek:

I sent her that article ...and have heard nothing...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2023, 07:33:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2023, 05:49:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2023, 09:25:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2023, 08:54:47 AM
Anyone heard from Miss D lately? She may be on the run..  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-64627829

 eeek:

I sent her that article ...and have heard nothing...... rubschin:

Quote from: Miss Demeanour
It was the one armed man...

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2023, 08:00:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2023, 07:33:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 16, 2023, 05:49:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 14, 2023, 09:25:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2023, 08:54:47 AM
Anyone heard from Miss D lately? She may be on the run..  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-64627829

 eeek:

I sent her that article ...and have heard nothing...... rubschin:

Quote from: Miss Demeanour
It was the one armed man...

 whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2023, 02:25:05 PM
All of a sudden the blue screen of death starts to take on a whole new meaning..  scared2:

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/bing-chatbot-rails-tells-nyt-it-would-engineer-deadly-virus-steal-nuclear-codes

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2023, 04:36:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2023, 02:25:05 PM
All of a sudden the blue screen of death starts to take on a whole new meaning..  scared2:

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/bing-chatbot-rails-tells-nyt-it-would-engineer-deadly-virus-steal-nuclear-codes
scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2023, 06:13:08 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 20, 2023, 04:36:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2023, 02:25:05 PM
All of a sudden the blue screen of death starts to take on a whole new meaning..  scared2:

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/bing-chatbot-rails-tells-nyt-it-would-engineer-deadly-virus-steal-nuclear-codes
scared2: scared2: scared2:

I did have an idea of unleashing Nick on the chatbot to knock it's logic into submission. The only problem is I can see it being a 50/50 tossup as to whether it would run away and hide in a dark corner of the t'interweb or decide Skynet had the right idea and go straight for the nuclear codes...  scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2023, 12:50:01 AM
Interesting revelations that Fox News knew all along that it was pushing horseshit about the 2020 election because it knew the truth (that Trump and his supporters were lying) would be unpopular with its viewers

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2023/02/17/fox-news-hosts-2020-election-fraud-claims-dominion-lawsuit/11279957002/ 

Tucker Carlson even tried to get Fox News reporter Jacqui Heinrich fired for daring to tweet a fact check

$1.6B is the lawsuit, this could break more than Fox News - how sad that'd be (not)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2023, 08:09:04 PM
Mr Darwin Sir will be most happy

Let them eat Turnips

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64745258
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2023, 08:24:19 PM
She appears to eat at least 5 a day whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2023, 10:18:47 PM
Hey BM, fancy a pizza..?

(https://www.foodandwine.com/thmb/jxMr-xia12k-MGdlE5g4mP8Nh_o=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/Pizza-Hut-Breaks-Record-Worlds-Largest-Pizza-FT-BLOG0123-fdce08cf4ca34263905dfe492454b5a5.jpg)

https://www.foodandwine.com/new-worlds-largest-pizza-7098132
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2023, 05:38:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2023, 10:18:47 PM
Hey BM, fancy a pizza..?

(https://www.foodandwine.com/thmb/jxMr-xia12k-MGdlE5g4mP8Nh_o=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/Pizza-Hut-Breaks-Record-Worlds-Largest-Pizza-FT-BLOG0123-fdce08cf4ca34263905dfe492454b5a5.jpg)

https://www.foodandwine.com/new-worlds-largest-pizza-7098132

Cor! Drool:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2023, 08:56:09 AM
https://euroweeklynews.com/2023/03/01/ancient-mummy-a-kind-of-spiritual-girlfriend-for-peruvian-man/ (https://euroweeklynews.com/2023/03/01/ancient-mummy-a-kind-of-spiritual-girlfriend-for-peruvian-man/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2023, 05:36:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2023, 08:56:09 AM
https://euroweeklynews.com/2023/03/01/ancient-mummy-a-kind-of-spiritual-girlfriend-for-peruvian-man/ (https://euroweeklynews.com/2023/03/01/ancient-mummy-a-kind-of-spiritual-girlfriend-for-peruvian-man/)
eeek:   noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2023, 04:34:48 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11835611/Chinese-martial-artist-gets-punch-MONKEYS-trying-pet-wild-animal.html

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2023, 07:40:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2023, 04:34:48 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11835611/Chinese-martial-artist-gets-punch-MONKEYS-trying-pet-wild-animal.html

 rubschin:
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2023, 05:28:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2023, 04:34:48 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11835611/Chinese-martial-artist-gets-punch-MONKEYS-trying-pet-wild-animal.html

 rubschin:

What a cunt!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2023, 04:22:07 PM
Call it a hunch but something tells me this comes with a free target on your back and surprise visit from the FSB for whoever wins the auction.  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11844311/Oligarchs-abandoned-100mn-superyacht-sale-Antigua-declared-hazard-auctioned.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2023, 05:14:21 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11853039/Three-hikers-legs-broken-BABOONS-push-130lb-boulder-cliff.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2023, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2023, 05:14:21 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11853039/Three-hikers-legs-broken-BABOONS-push-130lb-boulder-cliff.html

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2023, 11:32:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 13, 2023, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2023, 05:14:21 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11853039/Three-hikers-legs-broken-BABOONS-push-130lb-boulder-cliff.html

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

It's only a matter of time now..

(https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/39e01bd5d4b6397dd0deae867a71ee811623470b/c=0-229-2994-1920/local/-/media/2017/06/24/USATODAY/USATODAY/636339438662250791-war-for-the-planet-of-the-apes-1-CFK0110-v0165.0008-MKT-rgb.jpg?width=1600&height=800&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2023, 05:24:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2023, 11:32:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 13, 2023, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2023, 05:14:21 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11853039/Three-hikers-legs-broken-BABOONS-push-130lb-boulder-cliff.html

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

It's only a matter of time now..

(https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/39e01bd5d4b6397dd0deae867a71ee811623470b/c=0-229-2994-1920/local/-/media/2017/06/24/USATODAY/USATODAY/636339438662250791-war-for-the-planet-of-the-apes-1-CFK0110-v0165.0008-MKT-rgb.jpg?width=1600&height=800&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)

 scared2:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2023, 05:36:45 AM
What the almighty fuck????  eeek:

On a livestream????  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11891741/Nine-charged-extreme-body-modifications-footage-penis-amputations-livestreamed.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2023, 06:26:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2023, 05:36:45 AM
What the almighty fuck????  eeek:

On a livestream????  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11891741/Nine-charged-extreme-body-modifications-footage-penis-amputations-livestreamed.html

Not clicking!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2023, 08:35:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2023, 06:26:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2023, 05:36:45 AM
What the almighty fuck????  eeek:

On a livestream????  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11891741/Nine-charged-extreme-body-modifications-footage-penis-amputations-livestreamed.html

Not clicking!  eeek:

Not clicking 2  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2023, 01:39:52 PM
https://nypost.com/2023/03/01/family-raises-dog-for-2-years-then-realizes-its-a-bear/ (https://nypost.com/2023/03/01/family-raises-dog-for-2-years-then-realizes-its-a-bear/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2023, 02:52:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2023, 01:39:52 PM
https://nypost.com/2023/03/01/family-raises-dog-for-2-years-then-realizes-its-a-bear/ (https://nypost.com/2023/03/01/family-raises-dog-for-2-years-then-realizes-its-a-bear/)
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2023, 03:56:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2023, 01:39:52 PM
https://nypost.com/2023/03/01/family-raises-dog-for-2-years-then-realizes-its-a-bear/ (https://nypost.com/2023/03/01/family-raises-dog-for-2-years-then-realizes-its-a-bear/)

Do what now?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2023, 06:09:47 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11894493/Tallahassee-principal-fired-parents-complain-Michelangelo-statue-David-pornographic.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11894493/Tallahassee-principal-fired-parents-complain-Michelangelo-statue-David-pornographic.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2023, 08:12:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2023, 06:09:47 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11894493/Tallahassee-principal-fired-parents-complain-Michelangelo-statue-David-pornographic.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11894493/Tallahassee-principal-fired-parents-complain-Michelangelo-statue-David-pornographic.html)

Doomed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2023, 11:45:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2023, 08:12:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2023, 06:09:47 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11894493/Tallahassee-principal-fired-parents-complain-Michelangelo-statue-David-pornographic.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11894493/Tallahassee-principal-fired-parents-complain-Michelangelo-statue-David-pornographic.html)

Doomed...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2023, 11:55:50 AM
Judging from the barred list this could be an interesting watering hole  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/03/24/20/69079027-11899363-A_pub_s_banned_list_has_proved_an_unexpected_hit_online_with_its-a-4_1679691497647.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11899363/Pubs-amazing-list-banned-customers-saying-thing.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2023, 06:20:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2023, 11:55:50 AM
Judging from the barred list this could be an interesting watering hole  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/03/24/20/69079027-11899363-A_pub_s_banned_list_has_proved_an_unexpected_hit_online_with_its-a-4_1679691497647.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11899363/Pubs-amazing-list-banned-customers-saying-thing.html
lol:

And aren't we glad we didn't see ourselves on that list
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2023, 09:52:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2023, 06:20:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2023, 11:55:50 AM
Judging from the barred list this could be an interesting watering hole  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/03/24/20/69079027-11899363-A_pub_s_banned_list_has_proved_an_unexpected_hit_online_with_its-a-4_1679691497647.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11899363/Pubs-amazing-list-banned-customers-saying-thing.html
lol:

And aren't we glad we didn't see ourselves on that list

I'm not so sure, I can see at least one that could correspond to a member here..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2023, 06:38:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2023, 11:55:50 AM
Judging from the barred list this could be an interesting watering hole  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/03/24/20/69079027-11899363-A_pub_s_banned_list_has_proved_an_unexpected_hit_online_with_its-a-4_1679691497647.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11899363/Pubs-amazing-list-banned-customers-saying-thing.html
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2023, 07:37:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2023, 09:52:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2023, 06:20:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2023, 11:55:50 AM
Judging from the barred list this could be an interesting watering hole  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/03/24/20/69079027-11899363-A_pub_s_banned_list_has_proved_an_unexpected_hit_online_with_its-a-4_1679691497647.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11899363/Pubs-amazing-list-banned-customers-saying-thing.html
lol:

And aren't we glad we didn't see ourselves on that list

I'm not so sure, I can see at least one that could correspond to a member here..  whistle:

Waits for an axe... whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2023, 05:14:43 PM
Wonder if he is related to Nick..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11924921/Father-BBC-radio-star-61-stunned-receive-60-pairs-reading-glasses-post.html

 whistle:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2023, 05:28:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2023, 05:14:43 PM
Wonder if he is related to Nick..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11924921/Father-BBC-radio-star-61-stunned-receive-60-pairs-reading-glasses-post.html

 whistle:
;D

Do his mates now call him forty four eyes?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2023, 12:00:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 31, 2023, 05:28:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2023, 05:14:43 PM
Wonder if he is related to Nick..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11924921/Father-BBC-radio-star-61-stunned-receive-60-pairs-reading-glasses-post.html

 whistle:
;D

Do his mates now call him forty four eyes?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2023, 02:04:52 PM
St Greta of Thunberg, she who demanded an end to fossil fuels immediately no matter the consequences, protesting against wind turbines?  I feel like I just fell through the looking glass...  eeek:

https://www.politico.eu/article/greta-thunberg-detained-in-norway-during-protest/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2023, 02:14:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2023, 02:04:52 PM
St Greta of Thunberg, she who demanded an end to fossil fuels immediately no matter the consequences, protesting against wind turbines?  I feel like I just fell through the looking glass...  eeek:

https://www.politico.eu/article/greta-thunberg-detained-in-norway-during-protest/

She'll be happy that they are tearing wind farms down in Germany then... to extend a coal mine! happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2023, 09:51:44 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11934257/Man-cheats-death-walking-Spanish-laundrette-moments-tumble-dryer-explodes.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2023, 10:26:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2023, 09:51:44 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11934257/Man-cheats-death-walking-Spanish-laundrette-moments-tumble-dryer-explodes.html

 eeek:
Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2023, 01:40:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 04, 2023, 10:26:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2023, 09:51:44 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11934257/Man-cheats-death-walking-Spanish-laundrette-moments-tumble-dryer-explodes.html

 eeek:
Shocked:

 Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2023, 01:49:54 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/Hch03fK0/img-2-1680772113450.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Hch03fK0)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 06, 2023, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 06, 2023, 01:49:54 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/Hch03fK0/img-2-1680772113450.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Hch03fK0)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2023, 04:34:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 06, 2023, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 06, 2023, 01:49:54 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/Hch03fK0/img-2-1680772113450.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Hch03fK0)
lol: lol: lol:

Was the zoo in the Nottingham area by any chance?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2023, 06:01:43 AM
Wait, Steve Davies is a top DJ supporting major acts.....? Did I just fall through the looking glass??  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/04/06/23/69571197-11947921-image-a-2_1680821817110.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/04/07/00/69571225-11947921-image-a-4_1680822000567.jpg)

Is it just me or does he look like BM if he somehow managed to convince Apey to let him have a go...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-11947921/How-earth-did-Steve-Interesting-Davis-one-Britains-DJs.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 07, 2023, 08:27:22 AM
I guess he needs the money, all a bit sad IMHO
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2023, 07:05:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2023, 06:01:43 AM
Wait, Steve Davies is a top DJ supporting major acts.....? Did I just fall through the looking glass??  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/04/06/23/69571197-11947921-image-a-2_1680821817110.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/04/07/00/69571225-11947921-image-a-4_1680822000567.jpg)

Is it just me or does he look like BM if he somehow managed to convince Apey to let him have a go...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-11947921/How-earth-did-Steve-Interesting-Davis-one-Britains-DJs.html

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2023, 05:38:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 08, 2023, 07:05:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2023, 06:01:43 AM
Wait, Steve Davies is a top DJ supporting major acts.....? Did I just fall through the looking glass??  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/04/06/23/69571197-11947921-image-a-2_1680821817110.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/04/07/00/69571225-11947921-image-a-4_1680822000567.jpg)

Is it just me or does he look like BM if he somehow managed to convince Apey to let him have a go...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-11947921/How-earth-did-Steve-Interesting-Davis-one-Britains-DJs.html

 evil:

 angel1
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2023, 05:40:05 PM
Skynet....aka ChaosGPT...  scared2:

https://nypost.com/2023/04/11/ai-bot-chaosgpt-tweet-plans-to-destroy-humanity-after-being-tasked/

https://twitter.com/chaos_gpt

 scared:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2023, 07:48:24 PM
I..............I just.................I can't...............WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!

And how the hell was it ruled an accidental death???

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11980721/Couple-decapitate-time-using-home-guillotine-India.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2023, 09:10:52 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2023, 07:48:24 PM
I..............I just.................I can't...............WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!

And how the hell was it ruled an accidental death???

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11980721/Couple-decapitate-time-using-home-guillotine-India.html
Cos it was pure chance that Mr Utter Fuckwit met Ms Utter Fuckwit setting in motion the events that led to this utterly stupid act? 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2023, 03:52:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 17, 2023, 07:48:24 PM
I..............I just.................I can't...............WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!

And how the hell was it ruled an accidental death???

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11980721/Couple-decapitate-time-using-home-guillotine-India.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2023, 05:24:24 PM
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/five-hour-multi-agency-rescue-26710445 (https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/five-hour-multi-agency-rescue-26710445)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2023, 05:48:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2023, 05:24:24 PM
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/five-hour-multi-agency-rescue-26710445 (https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/five-hour-multi-agency-rescue-26710445)
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2023, 06:09:46 AM
Pensioner killed by a flying cow that was hit by a train and flung 100ft while urinating on tracks (https://www.ladbible.com/news/pensioner-killed-flying-cow-urinating-tracks-589886-20230422?source=faceboo&fbclid=IwAR0LtpVVhg9WlBXpEBiLqEuMEsTLcHxN1n3g5ZlE_akAgdSlwQIkm58XlHE)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2023, 09:40:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2023, 06:09:46 AM
Pensioner killed by a flying cow that was hit by a train and flung 100ft while urinating on tracks (https://www.ladbible.com/news/pensioner-killed-flying-cow-urinating-tracks-589886-20230422?source=faceboo&fbclid=IwAR0LtpVVhg9WlBXpEBiLqEuMEsTLcHxN1n3g5ZlE_akAgdSlwQIkm58XlHE)
Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2023, 08:05:25 PM
Tucker Carlson is looking for alternative employment.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65379340
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2023, 11:01:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 24, 2023, 08:05:25 PM
Tucker Carlson is looking for alternative employment.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65379340

As is Don Lemon

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/don-lemon-fired-cnn-b2325881.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2023, 11:12:42 PM
I can't help but think that if Disney had that happen every night they would have loads more visitors  lol:

(https://eikhu9b6e94.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Disneyland-News-Fantasmic-Dragon-Fire-1-MiceChat.jpg?strip=all&lossy=0&quality=80&webp=80&avif=80&resize=696%2C384&ssl=1)

https://youtu.be/SQdH0ZrUXQs

Fair play to the cast member with the fire extinguisher to tried to stop it from spreading onto the stage.

https://news.sky.com/story/disneyland-fire-breathing-dragon-engulfed-by-flames-during-live-performance-of-fantasmic-12864136

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2023, 07:27:00 AM
What are the paramedics going to do, bung 'her' in a washing machine?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12008309/Man-left-distraught-rag-doll-wife-falls-ill-treated-paramedic.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2023, 04:59:32 PM
 Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11615355/Woman-24-accidentally-shot-clitoris-stray-bullet-sitting-living-room.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2023, 08:11:24 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2023, 04:59:32 PM
Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11615355/Woman-24-accidentally-shot-clitoris-stray-bullet-sitting-living-room.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2023, 01:26:27 PM
Murdoch media gets its priorities in order again

https://news.sky.com/story/sudan-conflict-threatens-supply-of-key-fizzy-drinks-ingredient-12868159 (https://news.sky.com/story/sudan-conflict-threatens-supply-of-key-fizzy-drinks-ingredient-12868159)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2023, 03:19:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 29, 2023, 01:26:27 PM
Murdoch media gets its priorities in order again

https://news.sky.com/story/sudan-conflict-threatens-supply-of-key-fizzy-drinks-ingredient-12868159 (https://news.sky.com/story/sudan-conflict-threatens-supply-of-key-fizzy-drinks-ingredient-12868159)

It's a cleverer approach that you are giving them credit for Nick. Another war in a far away country? Tragic but how many of them have people seen in the news up to now and just changed channels or ignored. Something that can affect the masses in their daily lives however is likely to make them sit up and take more notice.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2023, 03:26:08 PM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2023, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 29, 2023, 03:26:08 PM
whacky115

Hardly, one of the first things I was taught in psychology many moons ago is that it is far easier to dismiss an event, situation or problem as unimportant if it has no bearing on your life.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2023, 11:38:16 AM
Must have been one hell of a concert...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12032383/Moment-concertgoer-lets-body-orgasm-listening-Tchaikovskys-symphony-performance.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2023, 01:48:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2023, 11:38:16 AM
Must have been one hell of a concert...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12032383/Moment-concertgoer-lets-body-orgasm-listening-Tchaikovskys-symphony-performance.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2023, 11:13:28 AM
Student eats banana worth over £90,000 taped to art gallery wall (https://www.itv.com/news/2023-05-01/student-eats-banana-worth-over-90000-taped-to-art-gallery-wall?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0-bfF7p984UUP9vR1fSnlHcD0dm7Fn-5t77bNY_M62t0jrE0HtqdqxKEo#Echobox=1682955328)



Proof (if any more was needed) that the World has gone utterly mad!  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2023, 11:21:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2023, 11:13:28 AM
Student eats banana worth over £90,000 taped to art gallery wall (https://www.itv.com/news/2023-05-01/student-eats-banana-worth-over-90000-taped-to-art-gallery-wall?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0-bfF7p984UUP9vR1fSnlHcD0dm7Fn-5t77bNY_M62t0jrE0HtqdqxKEo#Echobox=1682955328)



Proof (if any more was needed) that the World has gone utterly mad!  whacky115

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

AFFS!  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2023, 11:28:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2023, 11:21:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2023, 11:13:28 AM
Student eats banana worth over £90,000 taped to art gallery wall (https://www.itv.com/news/2023-05-01/student-eats-banana-worth-over-90000-taped-to-art-gallery-wall?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0-bfF7p984UUP9vR1fSnlHcD0dm7Fn-5t77bNY_M62t0jrE0HtqdqxKEo#Echobox=1682955328)



Proof (if any more was needed) that the World has gone utterly mad!  whacky115

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

AFFS!  whistle:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2023, 11:29:50 AM
Jesus  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12036435/Woman-falls-death-forcing-open-elevator-doors-stumbling-lift-shaft.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2023, 11:34:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2023, 11:29:50 AM
Jesus  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12036435/Woman-falls-death-forcing-open-elevator-doors-stumbling-lift-shaft.html


WTF!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2023, 11:56:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2023, 11:28:56 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2023, 11:21:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2023, 11:13:28 AM
Student eats banana worth over £90,000 taped to art gallery wall (https://www.itv.com/news/2023-05-01/student-eats-banana-worth-over-90000-taped-to-art-gallery-wall?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0-bfF7p984UUP9vR1fSnlHcD0dm7Fn-5t77bNY_M62t0jrE0HtqdqxKEo#Echobox=1682955328)



Proof (if any more was needed) that the World has gone utterly mad!  whacky115

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

AFFS!  whistle:

Shrugs:
Not really an Affs.  Different person, different banana just same outcome

And yes daft money.  Right up there with NFTs as a triumph of too much money over sense
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2023, 03:18:43 PM
Hey Apey, know anyone who works for Budweiser?  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12042215/Bud-Light-offers-FREE-beer-wholesale-employee-begs-forgiveness-Mulvaney-row.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2023, 04:53:59 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7bgJZJK6/img-1-1683967376178.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7bgJZJK6)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2023, 06:08:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2023, 04:53:59 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7bgJZJK6/img-1-1683967376178.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7bgJZJK6)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2023, 11:36:30 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 13, 2023, 06:08:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2023, 04:53:59 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7bgJZJK6/img-1-1683967376178.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7bgJZJK6)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2023, 11:37:03 PM
I know it's an old story but I just heard this mentioned and I thought it was a joke.  eeek:

https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a19526544/anti-pervert-flame-throwers-china-sexual-harassment/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2023, 04:40:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2023, 11:37:03 PM
I know it's an old story but I just heard this mentioned and I thought it was a joke.  eeek:

https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a19526544/anti-pervert-flame-throwers-china-sexual-harassment/

  scared2:  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2023, 10:54:57 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing my ass off at this..?  redface:

https://nypost.com/2023/05/16/toronto-anti-capitalist-pay-what-you-can-cafe-closes-after-year-in-business/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2023, 05:07:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2023, 10:54:57 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing my ass off at this..?  redface:

https://nypost.com/2023/05/16/toronto-anti-capitalist-pay-what-you-can-cafe-closes-after-year-in-business/


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2023, 12:51:30 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/JGdn46mH/347104870-186678747232517-2411048246984595768-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/JGdn46mH)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2023, 05:08:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 18, 2023, 12:51:30 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/JGdn46mH/347104870-186678747232517-2411048246984595768-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/JGdn46mH)
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2023, 05:12:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2023, 05:07:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2023, 10:54:57 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing my ass off at this..?  redface:

https://nypost.com/2023/05/16/toronto-anti-capitalist-pay-what-you-can-cafe-closes-after-year-in-business/


happy001

 noooo: noooo:

There was a similar nutjob on Dragons den ..with a pay what you can afford venture ......but with my thinking.. how wrong if you cannot afford to start that business that you want investment  ... rubschin: "you cannot afford to start a cafe" .... cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2023, 05:48:34 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 19, 2023, 05:12:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2023, 05:07:49 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2023, 10:54:57 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing my ass off at this..?  redface:

https://nypost.com/2023/05/16/toronto-anti-capitalist-pay-what-you-can-cafe-closes-after-year-in-business/


happy001

 noooo: noooo:

There was a similar nutjob on Dragons den ..with a pay what you can afford venture ......but with my thinking.. how wrong if you cannot afford to start that business that you want investment  ... rubschin: "you cannot afford to start a cafe" .... cussing:

Precisely!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2023, 08:04:14 PM
 eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12118511/Killer-whale-traumatised-collision-boat-TEACHING-orcas-attack-yachts.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2023, 09:59:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2023, 08:04:14 PM
eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12118511/Killer-whale-traumatised-collision-boat-TEACHING-orcas-attack-yachts.html
scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2023, 05:13:28 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-65726193.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-65726193.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2023, 10:39:05 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 28, 2023, 05:13:28 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-65726193.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-65726193.amp)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2023, 11:34:22 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 28, 2023, 05:13:28 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-65726193.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-65726193.amp)


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2023, 09:12:18 PM
It's an old story but when I saw it I had this image of Apey saying "And I shall call him......Mini Me.."  whistle:

https://www.nme.com/news/music/teachers-confiscate-equipment-from-12-year-old-who-hosted-rave-in-school-toilets-2842798
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2023, 12:11:14 AM
21st century Tipsy?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12145419/Ex-Tesla-employees-reveal-27-foot-long-EV-camper-beds-six-people.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2023, 11:56:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2023, 09:12:18 PM
It's an old story but when I saw it I had this image of Apey saying "And I shall call him......Mini Me.."  whistle:

https://www.nme.com/news/music/teachers-confiscate-equipment-from-12-year-old-who-hosted-rave-in-school-toilets-2842798

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2023, 05:15:22 PM
That's better acting than I've seen in a lot of films lately  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12164607/Hilarious-moment-dramatic-flying-squirrel-fakes-death.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2023, 06:50:52 PM
If you are having a bad day look on the bright side, you could be Rory McIlroy  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-12165637/Social-media-pokes-fun-Rory-McIlroy-turning-500MILLION-PGA-Tour-LIV-Golf-merger.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2023, 11:36:17 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2023, 06:50:52 PM
If you are having a bad day look on the bright side, you could be Rory McIlroy  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-12165637/Social-media-pokes-fun-Rory-McIlroy-turning-500MILLION-PGA-Tour-LIV-Golf-merger.html
Don't like McIlroy but what he did was right and that tawdry 'article' by the Misery just shows how scummy a rag it is
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2023, 11:37:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2023, 05:15:22 PM
That's better acting than I've seen in a lot of films lately  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12164607/Hilarious-moment-dramatic-flying-squirrel-fakes-death.html
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2023, 04:47:47 PM
Well it was only a matter of time..  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12153131/Love-r-Bronx-mom-36-marries-virtual-husband-Eren.html?ico=related-replace
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2023, 06:01:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2023, 04:47:47 PM
Well it was only a matter of time..  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12153131/Love-r-Bronx-mom-36-marries-virtual-husband-Eren.html?ico=related-replace
whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2023, 11:02:36 PM
Maybe I'm just getting cynical as I get older but the only thing I could think of when reading this was coming soon to Ryanair but without the additional legroom..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12169053/The-future-air-travel-Startup-reveals-DOUBLE-DECKER-plane-seat.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2023, 02:51:57 AM
That has to be one of the most stupid ideas I've heard in a long time. Well I suppose if they do give it the green light they can celebrate with the mother of all BBQs..  noooo:

https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/department-agriculture-responds-says-report-30128058
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2023, 05:39:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2023, 11:02:36 PM
Maybe I'm just getting cynical as I get older but the only thing I could think of when reading this was coming soon to Ryanair but without the additional legroom..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12169053/The-future-air-travel-Startup-reveals-DOUBLE-DECKER-plane-seat.html


I'm sure I've seen that before, some years ago...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2023, 05:43:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2023, 02:51:57 AM
That has to be one of the most stupid ideas I've heard in a long time. Well I suppose if they do give it the green light they can celebrate with the mother of all BBQs..  noooo:

https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/department-agriculture-responds-says-report-30128058

Yes utter, utter bonkers3!  whacky115

Apart from anything else, as has been pointed out elsewhere they could achieve the same reduction by just replacing at a lower rate for 10 years...

Bonkers on stilts!  Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2023, 09:17:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 08, 2023, 05:39:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2023, 11:02:36 PM
Maybe I'm just getting cynical as I get older but the only thing I could think of when reading this was coming soon to Ryanair but without the additional legroom..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12169053/The-future-air-travel-Startup-reveals-DOUBLE-DECKER-plane-seat.html


I'm sure I've seen that before, some years ago...  rubschin:
Still a  noooo:  from me
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2023, 02:02:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 08, 2023, 09:17:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 08, 2023, 05:39:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2023, 11:02:36 PM
Maybe I'm just getting cynical as I get older but the only thing I could think of when reading this was coming soon to Ryanair but without the additional legroom..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12169053/The-future-air-travel-Startup-reveals-DOUBLE-DECKER-plane-seat.html


I'm sure I've seen that before, some years ago...  rubschin:
Still a  noooo:  from me

Am I the only person who looked at that design and wondered how many people in the lower chairs would end up decapitated in the event of a crash?  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2023, 03:50:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2023, 02:02:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 08, 2023, 09:17:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 08, 2023, 05:39:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2023, 11:02:36 PM
Maybe I'm just getting cynical as I get older but the only thing I could think of when reading this was coming soon to Ryanair but without the additional legroom..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12169053/The-future-air-travel-Startup-reveals-DOUBLE-DECKER-plane-seat.html


I'm sure I've seen that before, some years ago...  rubschin:
Still a  noooo:  from me

Am I the only person who looked at that design and wondered how many people in the lower chairs would end up decapitated in the event of a crash?  noooo:
Yep
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2023, 09:30:15 PM
Boris and Mad Nad gone in a day.  There's got to be a catch, maybe I'll wake up and it was a dream
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-65860705  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65860564
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2023, 11:06:01 PM
Not sure what the repercussions of Boris are going to be given that members of the committee were tweeting and posting they thought Boris was guilty long before the investigation was complete. That's going to call impartiality into question regardless of it being the right call or not.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2023, 11:10:35 PM
OUCH!! Physics lessons have changed a hell of a lot since my day..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12178749/Seven-boys-hospital-Norwegian-teachers-encouraged-walk-barefoot-hot-coal.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2023, 07:49:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2023, 11:10:35 PM
OUCH!! Physics lessons have changed a hell of a lot since my day..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12178749/Seven-boys-hospital-Norwegian-teachers-encouraged-walk-barefoot-hot-coal.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2023, 08:14:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2023, 11:06:01 PM
Not sure what the repercussions of Boris are going to be given that members of the committee were tweeting and posting they thought Boris was guilty long before the investigation was complete. That's going to call impartiality into question regardless of it being the right call or not.
Which is rather to ignore the point that even Boris admitted to the majority Tory committee that he'd badly misled the house.  And they didn't even get to look at the most serious charges against him. 
 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2023, 01:16:38 PM
He is up to something and it is no coincidence that Nurse Dorries resigned on the same day
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2023, 04:38:11 PM
Sturgeon arrested  eeek:
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-65871857

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2023, 05:15:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 11, 2023, 04:38:11 PM
Sturgeon arrested  eeek:
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-65871857

Popcorn:

Released without charge pending further investigation..  rubschin:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-65873423
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2023, 05:34:11 PM
She signed those sus accounts and probably knew just where that luxury mobile home really was
 
And the police don't grill someone for 7 hours under arrest if they think they're innocent
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2023, 11:02:48 PM
Nothing to see here, I'm just an oddly shaped surfboard. Anyone want to catch some waves...?  lol:

https://apnews.com/article/alabama-alligator-beach-swimming-video-468c5aa61224bf51da5823c19e391f0d
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2023, 03:54:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2023, 11:02:48 PM
Nothing to see here, I'm just an oddly shaped surfboard. Anyone want to catch some waves...?  lol:

https://apnews.com/article/alabama-alligator-beach-swimming-video-468c5aa61224bf51da5823c19e391f0d

 lol: lol: lol: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2023, 12:32:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 12, 2023, 03:54:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2023, 11:02:48 PM
Nothing to see here, I'm just an oddly shaped surfboard. Anyone want to catch some waves...?  lol:

https://apnews.com/article/alabama-alligator-beach-swimming-video-468c5aa61224bf51da5823c19e391f0d

 lol: lol: lol: scared2:
lol: lol: lol: lol: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2023, 07:18:36 PM
I can think of many ways to dislocate your shoulder but having some woman smash her arse into your face is a new one on me  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2023, 07:50:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2023, 07:18:36 PM
I can think of many ways to dislocate your shoulder but having some woman smash her arse into your face is a new one on me  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2023, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2023, 07:18:36 PM
I can think of many ways to dislocate your shoulder but having some woman smash her arse into your face is a new one on me  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html

 eeek:

She didn't even have her tits out...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 14, 2023, 10:50:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 14, 2023, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2023, 07:18:36 PM
I can think of many ways to dislocate your shoulder but having some woman smash her arse into your face is a new one on me  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html

 eeek:

She didn't even have her tits out...  noooo:

Lezzer... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2023, 10:23:24 AM
No Boris you're not a messiah, you're a very naughty boy (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65913692)

Frankly he got off light but hopefully this truly is the end of him contaminating our lives.  There are many good people in that party, there are many good people in the Brexit camp but he contaminated both and in the end all of the UK by being an utter shit.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2023, 12:05:45 PM
He has become a Trump Mini Me. It doesn't play well here :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2023, 12:49:31 PM
The evidence in para 104 of that report is pretty damming
 
https://committees.parliament.uk/publications/40412/documents/197199/default/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2023, 03:50:13 PM
What the hell are their headphones made of? Concrete and lead??  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12191321/Do-gamer-head-Twitch-user-finds-indent-cranium-wearing-headphones-hours.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2023, 10:46:50 PM
Love them or hate them you have to admit the Osbournes never mince their words  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12213549/Kelly-Osbourne-brands-Prince-Harry-whining-whinging-complaining-t-t-furious-tirade.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2023, 09:35:38 AM
Fair play to her because she clearly went all out but maybe I'm missing something here. A sign language interpreter for a rock band at Glastonbury?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12229919/Glastonbury-viewers-wild-enthusiastic-sign-language-interpreter-Foo-Fighters-set.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2023, 09:56:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2023, 09:35:38 AM
Fair play to her because she clearly went all out but maybe I'm missing something here. A sign language interpreter for a rock band at Glastonbury?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12229919/Glastonbury-viewers-wild-enthusiastic-sign-language-interpreter-Foo-Fighters-set.html


 lol: lol: lol:  whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2023, 03:18:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 25, 2023, 09:56:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2023, 09:35:38 AM
Fair play to her because she clearly went all out but maybe I'm missing something here. A sign language interpreter for a rock band at Glastonbury?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12229919/Glastonbury-viewers-wild-enthusiastic-sign-language-interpreter-Foo-Fighters-set.html


 lol: lol: lol:  whacky115
Why don't you think it makes sense?   Many deaf people can hear the beat.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2023, 05:44:02 PM
Over an ALLOTMENT???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12234759/Pensioner-turns-neighbour-human-fireball-home-flame-thrower.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2023, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2023, 05:44:02 PM
Over an ALLOTMENT???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12234759/Pensioner-turns-neighbour-human-fireball-home-flame-thrower.html
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 26, 2023, 09:46:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 26, 2023, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2023, 05:44:02 PM
Over an ALLOTMENT???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12234759/Pensioner-turns-neighbour-human-fireball-home-flame-thrower.html
eeek: eeek:

He lost the plot ..?...... redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2023, 09:55:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 26, 2023, 09:46:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 26, 2023, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2023, 05:44:02 PM
Over an ALLOTMENT???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12234759/Pensioner-turns-neighbour-human-fireball-home-flame-thrower.html
eeek: eeek:

He lost the plot ..?...... redface: redface:
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2023, 06:14:14 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 26, 2023, 09:46:34 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 26, 2023, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2023, 05:44:02 PM
Over an ALLOTMENT???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12234759/Pensioner-turns-neighbour-human-fireball-home-flame-thrower.html
eeek: eeek:

He lost the plot ..?...... redface: redface:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2023, 09:59:02 AM
Cleaner destroys 25 years of research by turning off lab fridge (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/06/26/cleaner-destroys-research-lab-fridge-rensselaer-polytechnic/)

Quote
Joseph Herrington shut down the appliance to stop an ‘annoying’ beeping noise, with his employer now being sued for $1m
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2023, 01:47:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 27, 2023, 09:59:02 AM
Cleaner destroys 25 years of research by turning off lab fridge (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/06/26/cleaner-destroys-research-lab-fridge-rensselaer-polytechnic/)

Quote
Joseph Herrington shut down the appliance to stop an ‘annoying’ beeping noise, with his employer now being sued for $1m
doublefacepalm

Non subscription link:  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66028401

Have to say the research institute was as (if not more) stupid
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2023, 12:18:16 PM
Italian green car researchers die after prototype explodes (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/06/30/italian-green-car-researchers-die-after-prototype-explodes/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-onward-journey)

The name of the company is Life-Save...  confused:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2023, 03:07:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 30, 2023, 12:18:16 PM
Italian green car researchers die after prototype explodes (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/06/30/italian-green-car-researchers-die-after-prototype-explodes/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-onward-journey)

The name of the company is Life-Save...  confused:
eeek: noooo:   Is it just me that sees 'Naples' and thinks there may be more behind this?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2023, 11:48:50 PM
So geo-engineering on a planetary scale to reduce the amount of sunlight we receive? I'm sure that nothing could possibly go wrong with this idea............nothing at all.  whacky115

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12254167/More-gloomy-news-Biden-backs-plan-BLOCK-sunlight-Earth-bid-limit-global-warming.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2023, 05:18:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2023, 11:48:50 PM
So geo-engineering on a planetary scale to reduce the amount of sunlight we receive? I'm sure that nothing could possibly go wrong with this idea............nothing at all.  whacky115

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12254167/More-gloomy-news-Biden-backs-plan-BLOCK-sunlight-Earth-bid-limit-global-warming.html


Madness!  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 02, 2023, 10:04:56 AM
great for vampires though
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2023, 10:43:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2022, 03:34:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 21, 2022, 11:00:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2022, 07:15:15 AM
Something tells me I can have some fun with this...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11450065/Cornish-fury-Greggs-sausage-roll-giant-confirms-open-new-shop-Truro-month.html

Going to have to check that shop out, may even be able to get stottie cakes again  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

Greggs grub really is rather good

I really need to find out if anyone I know down here has been going off on one about Greggs opening in Truro. Think I've found the perfect Christmas present for them...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11476807/Greggs-Primark-release-Christmas-collection.html

The invasion continues  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12259783/Greggs-applies-FIFTH-Cornwall-store-scale-invasion-county-famous-pasties.html

I'm really hoping they open a shop in Camborne or Redruth just for the absolute fury it would cause  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2023, 04:55:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2023, 10:43:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2022, 03:34:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 21, 2022, 11:00:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2022, 07:15:15 AM
Something tells me I can have some fun with this...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11450065/Cornish-fury-Greggs-sausage-roll-giant-confirms-open-new-shop-Truro-month.html

Going to have to check that shop out, may even be able to get stottie cakes again  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

Greggs grub really is rather good

I really need to find out if anyone I know down here has been going off on one about Greggs opening in Truro. Think I've found the perfect Christmas present for them...  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11476807/Greggs-Primark-release-Christmas-collection.html

The invasion continues  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12259783/Greggs-applies-FIFTH-Cornwall-store-scale-invasion-county-famous-pasties.html

I'm really hoping they open a shop in Camborne or Redruth just for the absolute fury it would cause  eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2023, 07:22:31 AM
Wrexham nurse sacked after death of secret lover patient in car park (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-66091127)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2023, 08:57:01 AM
Quite like Greggs.  Good grub at good prices.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2023, 12:56:16 AM
Standing room for Moanio you say..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12262729/Fiat-Panda-cut-HALF-create-worlds-lowest-car.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2023, 04:31:21 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2023, 12:56:16 AM
Standing room for Moanio you say..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12262729/Fiat-Panda-cut-HALF-create-worlds-lowest-car.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2023, 05:07:11 PM
So deranged idiot gets life and Star Wars mixed up before getting egged on by an AI chatbot.  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12266879/AI-chatbot-encouraged-Windsor-Castle-assassin-carry-Star-Wars-plot-kill-Queen.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2023, 06:02:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2023, 05:07:11 PM
So deranged idiot gets life and Star Wars mixed up before getting egged on by an AI chatbot.  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12266879/AI-chatbot-encouraged-Windsor-Castle-assassin-carry-Star-Wars-plot-kill-Queen.html
A throw away the key  whacky115 case but we know he'll be back among us way too soon.
 
But sadly he does have a point about that massacre that Liz etc refused to apologise for and Churchill rightly called  "an extraordinary event, a monstrous event, an event which stands in singular and sinister isolation." (https://www.wionews.com/photos/jallianwala-bagh-massacre-britain-refuses-to-apologise-as-archbishop-of-canterbury-says-sorry-249048/#winston-churchill-210009). 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2023, 09:49:03 PM
WTF???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12271235/Great-white-sharks-soon-appear-BRITAIN-Populations-moving-Cornwall.html

Nope, staying out of the water from now on.  noooo:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2023, 04:52:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2023, 09:49:03 PM
WTF???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12271235/Great-white-sharks-soon-appear-BRITAIN-Populations-moving-Cornwall.html

Nope, staying out of the water from now on.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 07, 2023, 09:57:19 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2023, 09:49:03 PM
WTF???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12271235/Great-white-sharks-soon-appear-BRITAIN-Populations-moving-Cornwall.html

Nope, staying out of the water from now on.  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

With the summer holidays looming and that traffic isn't staying out of Cornwall a better plan?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2023, 08:43:08 AM
Domestic violence suspect revealed to be man crushed to death in south London dustcart after he climbed in to hide from police (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12289193/Domestic-violence-suspect-revealed-man-crushed-death-south-London.html)


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 12, 2023, 09:05:53 AM
Not funny for the crew of the dustcart.  That's going to stay with them forever.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2023, 12:34:44 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 12, 2023, 09:05:53 AM
Not funny for the crew of the dustcart.  That's going to stay with them forever.

I doubt it ....they do empty them ..... redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2023, 05:45:13 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 14, 2023, 12:34:44 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 12, 2023, 09:05:53 AM
Not funny for the crew of the dustcart.  That's going to stay with them forever.

I doubt it ....they do empty them ..... redface:


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2023, 02:06:45 PM
As much as I could see it coming....ouch  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12306361/Escaped-sea-lion-belly-flops-employee-marine-park-Mallorca.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2023, 02:33:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2023, 02:06:45 PM
As much as I could see it coming....ouch  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12306361/Escaped-sea-lion-belly-flops-employee-marine-park-Mallorca.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2023, 02:36:13 PM
https://apple.news/AMTQVu-zdRoGPRXa-Ri7O_Q (https://apple.news/AMTQVu-zdRoGPRXa-Ri7O_Q)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2023, 02:47:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 17, 2023, 02:36:13 PM
https://apple.news/AMTQVu-zdRoGPRXa-Ri7O_Q (https://apple.news/AMTQVu-zdRoGPRXa-Ri7O_Q)

 rubschin:


FFS!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2023, 02:58:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2023, 02:33:16 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2023, 02:06:45 PM
As much as I could see it coming....ouch  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12306361/Escaped-sea-lion-belly-flops-employee-marine-park-Mallorca.html

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2023, 02:59:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2023, 02:47:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 17, 2023, 02:36:13 PM
https://apple.news/AMTQVu-zdRoGPRXa-Ri7O_Q (https://apple.news/AMTQVu-zdRoGPRXa-Ri7O_Q)

 rubschin:


FFS!  noooo:
FFS!2   noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2023, 04:23:15 PM
BM...  noooo:

https://decider.com/2023/07/20/margot-robbie-really-flattered-attention-foot-fetishists-weird/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2023, 03:35:55 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if he has fallen off a roof at some point so maybe he is the long lost better looking brother..?  whistle:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-66278076
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2023, 07:37:00 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2023, 03:35:55 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if he has fallen off a roof at some point so maybe he is the long lost better looking brother..?  whistle:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-66278076

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2023, 01:48:18 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-66311939
 
How completely stupid, even used footage of a left hand drive car  ::)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2023, 11:14:54 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 26, 2023, 01:48:18 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-66311939
 
How completely stupid, even used footage of a left hand drive car  ::)

In fairness who wants to go to Yorkshire ... noooo:...and prob safer in a war zone than Leeds ... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2023, 01:34:51 PM
He's gonna need a bigger boat..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12366781/Terrifying-moment-great-white-shark-leaps-water-angler-accidentally-caught-fishing-hook-kayaking-Canada.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2023, 03:35:55 PM
So relative of Nick or just the realisation that he is in Skegness..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12372807/Joe-Pasquale-hospital-narrowly-avoids-death-STABBING-freak-accident-nearly-killed-died.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2023, 06:31:22 PM
The last antlers incident cost three hours in A&E evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2023, 12:04:59 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 05, 2023, 06:31:22 PM
The last antlers incident cost three hours in A&E evil:

Relative of yours then..  whistle:

I'm sure I'm going to regret this but what happ..........actually no. This is probably one of those times where ignorance is bliss.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2023, 12:05:24 PM
Hmm. So destroyed by a fire a couple of days after being bought and permanently closed to the public...........nope nothing sus there..  rubschin:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/08/06/11/74013239-12377857-image-a-24_1691316557706.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12377857/Britains-wonkiest-pub-destroyed-fire.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2023, 01:45:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2023, 12:05:24 PM
Hmm. So destroyed by a fire a couple of days after being bought and permanently closed to the public...........nope nothing sus there..  rubschin:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/08/06/11/74013239-12377857-image-a-24_1691316557706.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12377857/Britains-wonkiest-pub-destroyed-fire.html
Is more fishy than a trawler load of cod isn't it.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2023, 07:04:41 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/5HjqXn7d/5-E7-EA611-D467-4-EBC-B8-B8-A5-F6-C00658-EA.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/5HjqXn7d)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2023, 07:43:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2023, 07:04:41 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/5HjqXn7d/5-E7-EA611-D467-4-EBC-B8-B8-A5-F6-C00658-EA.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/5HjqXn7d)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 09, 2023, 08:43:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2023, 07:43:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2023, 07:04:41 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/5HjqXn7d/5-E7-EA611-D467-4-EBC-B8-B8-A5-F6-C00658-EA.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/5HjqXn7d)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

That's whey too horrible a way to go
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2023, 10:00:18 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 09, 2023, 08:43:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2023, 07:43:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2023, 07:04:41 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/5HjqXn7d/5-E7-EA611-D467-4-EBC-B8-B8-A5-F6-C00658-EA.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/5HjqXn7d)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

That's whey too horrible a way to go

I was waiting for the punchline all the way through reading it...  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2023, 02:28:44 PM

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/texas-hawk-drops-snake-woman-attack-animals-us-america-b1099505.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/texas-hawk-drops-snake-woman-attack-animals-us-america-b1099505.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2023, 02:50:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2023, 02:28:44 PM

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/texas-hawk-drops-snake-woman-attack-animals-us-america-b1099505.html (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/texas-hawk-drops-snake-woman-attack-animals-us-america-b1099505.html)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2023, 02:51:34 PM
This kind of thing is becoming all too common  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2023, 05:12:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2023, 02:51:34 PM
This kind of thing is becoming all too common  noooo:

Just how many people are you related to???  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2023, 07:03:13 PM
Not a headline yet..but the "refugees " asylum seekers" are rioting  .....here in Paphos ...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2023, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 14, 2023, 07:03:13 PM
Not a headline yet..but the "refugees " asylum seekers" are rioting  .....here in Paphos ...
noooo:

What about?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2023, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 14, 2023, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 14, 2023, 07:03:13 PM
Not a headline yet..but the "refugees " asylum seekers" are rioting  .....here in Paphos ...
noooo:

What about?


Not enough free stuff... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2023, 07:37:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 14, 2023, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 14, 2023, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 14, 2023, 07:03:13 PM
Not a headline yet..but the "refugees " asylum seekers" are rioting  .....here in Paphos ...
noooo:

What about?

Not enough free stuff... ::)
Not having to hear the sound of Agadoo and the Birdie Song spilling over from Apey's latest DJing?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2023, 08:49:39 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 14, 2023, 07:37:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 14, 2023, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 14, 2023, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 14, 2023, 07:03:13 PM
Not a headline yet..but the "refugees " asylum seekers" are rioting  .....here in Paphos ...
noooo:

What about?

Not enough free stuff... ::)
Not having to hear the sound of Agadoo and the Birdie Song spilling over from Apey's latest DJing?

BM is not joking ..although they can legally work ..(UK nationals now have to apply permission to work since Brexit )...they want free leccy .... eeek:... 

Cannot see this ending well .. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2023, 09:28:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 14, 2023, 08:49:39 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 14, 2023, 07:37:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 14, 2023, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 14, 2023, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 14, 2023, 07:03:13 PM
Not a headline yet..but the "refugees " asylum seekers" are rioting  .....here in Paphos ...
noooo:

What about?

Not enough free stuff... ::)
Not having to hear the sound of Agadoo and the Birdie Song spilling over from Apey's latest DJing?

BM is not joking ..although they can legally work ..(UK nationals now have to apply permission to work since Brexit )...they want free leccy .... eeek:... 

Cannot see this ending well .. noooo:
What a mess  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2023, 10:15:44 AM
Pirates of the Carribroken..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12408069/Pirates-arrrrr-arrrgh-Moment-platform-collapses-sea-faring-amusement-park-sending-acrobats-plummeting-weeks-blaze-caused-German-theme-park-close.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2023, 10:23:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2023, 10:15:44 AM
Pirates of the Carribroken..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12408069/Pirates-arrrrr-arrrgh-Moment-platform-collapses-sea-faring-amusement-park-sending-acrobats-plummeting-weeks-blaze-caused-German-theme-park-close.html
vorsprung durch gubnik?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2023, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2023, 10:15:44 AM
Pirates of the Carribroken..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12408069/Pirates-arrrrr-arrrgh-Moment-platform-collapses-sea-faring-amusement-park-sending-acrobats-plummeting-weeks-blaze-caused-German-theme-park-close.html

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2023, 01:37:12 AM
I got curious after hearing that TSG were suing the House of Mouse over 'Hollywood accounting' given they are a major entertainment financier so had a look around and found a copy of the complaint. I'm the first to admit I'm no legal expert but if I'm reading it right then it looks like breach of contract, fraud and tortuous interference. If this is correct then Disney has been a baaaaaaaaaad rodent..  eeek:

https://deadline.com/2023/08/disney-lawsuit-film-finance-partner-tsg-hollywood-accounting-fox-streaming-1235520089/

https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/FINAL-TSG-Complaint.pdf

The cynic in me doesn't think this will ever make it to court as the discovery phase will mean all of their relevant financial documents will be in the public domain which would be a public relations nightmare not to mention that the SEC would have to step in and investigate. I can't see Disney settling out of court as they need all of their available capital and assets for the Hulu purchase and given what was said during the earnings call that could cost around $20bn so my guess is that they will drag it out through arbitration for as long as possible.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2023, 09:26:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2023, 01:37:12 AM
I got curious after hearing that TSG were suing the House of Mouse over 'Hollywood accounting' given they are a major entertainment financier so had a look around and found a copy of the complaint. I'm the first to admit I'm no legal expert but if I'm reading it right then it looks like breach of contract, fraud and tortuous interference. If this is correct then Disney has been a baaaaaaaaaad rodent..  eeek:

https://deadline.com/2023/08/disney-lawsuit-film-finance-partner-tsg-hollywood-accounting-fox-streaming-1235520089/

https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/FINAL-TSG-Complaint.pdf

The cynic in me doesn't think this will ever make it to court as the discovery phase will mean all of their relevant financial documents will be in the public domain which would be a public relations nightmare not to mention that the SEC would have to step in and investigate. I can't see Disney settling out of court as they need all of their available capital and assets for the Hulu purchase and given what was said during the earnings call that could cost around $20bn so my guess is that they will drag it out through arbitration for as long as possible.
Disney backed down over Black Widow so will probably settle out of court again.  But as you say this does have a bad rodent smell about it
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2023, 12:23:20 AM
And now it looks like the Florida IG is going to start an investigation into potential financial 'irregularities' and misappropriation of documents during the time Disney had control of the RCID.  noooo:

https://youtu.be/WQZqJ_-WAO8
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2023, 11:56:33 AM
I'm guessing that elite soldier means brain dead fuckwit in Russian. Even as a cadet we knew better than to do something this bloody stupid. noooo:

Quote
One local account on VK social media said: 'During demonstration performances, the elite units decided to play 'a little joke' and began to shoot the audience, including children sitting on the podium, with blank cartridges.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12431953/Russian-soldiers-gun-audience-children-using-blank-firing-weapons.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2023, 12:12:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2023, 11:56:33 AM
I'm guessing that elite soldier means brain dead fuckwit in Russian. Even as a cadet we knew better than to do something this bloody stupid. noooo:

Quote
One local account on VK social media said: 'During demonstration performances, the elite units decided to play 'a little joke' and began to shoot the audience, including children sitting on the podium, with blank cartridges.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12431953/Russian-soldiers-gun-audience-children-using-blank-firing-weapons.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2023, 05:20:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 22, 2023, 12:12:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2023, 11:56:33 AM
I'm guessing that elite soldier means brain dead fuckwit in Russian. Even as a cadet we knew better than to do something this bloody stupid. noooo:

Quote
One local account on VK social media said: 'During demonstration performances, the elite units decided to play 'a little joke' and began to shoot the audience, including children sitting on the podium, with blank cartridges.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12431953/Russian-soldiers-gun-audience-children-using-blank-firing-weapons.html

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2023, 06:02:20 PM
Complete fucking morons. I know that there are a number of community nurses, psychiatric nurses, midwives, social workers etc who drive SUV's because this is a rural county and they have patients/clients who live in out of the way locations where the roads are poor to say the least. And these fuckwits have decided to just deflate tyres en masse without checking to see if the owner was one of these workers.

Unfortunately as the majority of Devon and Cornwall police appear to be shall we say 'competency challenged' I have little faith that these tossers will be caught.  cussing:

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/climate-activists-deflate-tyres-more-8701680
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 25, 2023, 06:10:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2023, 06:02:20 PM
Complete fucking morons. I know that there are a number of community nurses, psychiatric nurses, midwives, social workers etc who drive SUV's because this is a rural county and they have patients/clients who live in out of the way locations where the roads are poor to say the least. And these fuckwits have decided to just deflate tyres en masse without checking to see if the owner was one of these workers.

Unfortunately as the majority of Devon and Cornwall police appear to be shall we say 'competency challenged' I have little faith that these tossers will be caught.  cussing:

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/climate-activists-deflate-tyres-more-8701680
I'd drill holes in the vandals
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2023, 09:46:34 PM
I actually thought this was a Babylon Bee spoof when I first heard about it. The Department of Justice is suing Elon Musk and Spacex because they only are only hiring US citizens or legal residents.  noooo:

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-sues-spacex-discriminating-against-asylees-and-refugees-hiring
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2023, 04:19:20 PM
Wait, let me get this straight. Two scrotes book into a hotel for a night with no luggage get bags from their car and magically their room is stripped almost bare, they are caught on CCTV doing it and the police question them at home but seem to do bugger all else. Now the police are telling the hotel to remove the video from their site as it is upsetting the light fingered arseholes?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12446163/Beautician-boyfriend-cleared-hotel-room.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12448275/Police-tell-hotel-boss-remove-online-video-thieves-stripped-room-towels-lamps-fan-radio-kettle-tea-caddy-causing-distress.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2023, 10:30:20 AM
Were those Smugger shaped blurs I just saw speeding towards France..?  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12448995/France-pour-away-170m-wine-desperate-bid-stem-tumbling-prices-sales-crash.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 27, 2023, 10:39:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2023, 10:30:20 AM
Were those Smugger shaped blurs I just saw speeding towards France..?  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12448995/France-pour-away-170m-wine-desperate-bid-stem-tumbling-prices-sales-crash.html
;D
 
All shows how irrelevant French wine has become.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 27, 2023, 08:51:19 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2023, 04:19:20 PM
Wait, let me get this straight. Two scrotes book into a hotel for a night with no luggage get bags from their car and magically their room is stripped almost bare, they are caught on CCTV doing it and the police question them at home but seem to do bugger all else. Now the police are telling the hotel to remove the video from their site as it is upsetting the light fingered arseholes?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12446163/Beautician-boyfriend-cleared-hotel-room.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12448275/Police-tell-hotel-boss-remove-online-video-thieves-stripped-room-towels-lamps-fan-radio-kettle-tea-caddy-causing-distress.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2023, 11:00:07 PM
It's an old story but bloody hell. Someone has managed to out Nick Nick...  Shocked:

https://www.ksl.com/article/26336838/florida-man-bitten-by-shark-punched-by-monkey-twice-struck-by-lightning-bitten-by-snake

 worthy:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2023, 09:38:29 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66643241.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66643241.amp)

  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2023, 12:18:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2023, 09:38:29 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66643241.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66643241.amp)

  eeek:

 Shocked: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2023, 03:10:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2023, 12:18:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2023, 09:38:29 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66643241.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66643241.amp)

  eeek:

 Shocked: sick2:
scared2: sick2:

Makes earworms seem OK in comparison
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2023, 04:22:41 PM
But has it laid eggs?  eveilgrin: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2023, 04:48:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2023, 04:22:41 PM
But has it laid eggs?  eveilgrin: scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2023, 06:06:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2023, 04:48:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2023, 04:22:41 PM
But has it laid eggs?  eveilgrin: scared2:

 eeek:
eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2023, 06:15:57 PM
I.......I just....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12460773/Man-25-caught-having-sex-COW-farmers-grew-suspicious-animals-abused-installed-alarms.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2023, 07:22:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2023, 06:15:57 PM
I.......I just....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12460773/Man-25-caught-having-sex-COW-farmers-grew-suspicious-animals-abused-installed-alarms.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2023, 05:35:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 30, 2023, 07:22:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2023, 06:15:57 PM
I.......I just....  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12460773/Man-25-caught-having-sex-COW-farmers-grew-suspicious-animals-abused-installed-alarms.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2023, 05:58:24 PM
'Proud Boys leader Joe Biggs sentenced to 17 years for Capitol riot'
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66676581
 
Actually he was lucky
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2023, 06:14:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 31, 2023, 05:58:24 PM
'Proud Boys leader Joe Biggs sentenced to 17 years for Capitol riot'
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66676581
 
Actually he was lucky

  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2023, 05:30:13 PM
So in the middle of a cost of living crisis despite making a shedload of money off cruise ship passengers the residents complain that this ship was too big. OK, send the larger liners to Falmouth and you can eke out the tiny ones.  facepalm:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/09/03/13/75009679-12475591-image-a-45_1693745949886.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12475591/Spirit-Adventure-cruise-ship-Cornish-town-999-passengers-day-trip.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2023, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2023, 05:30:13 PM
So in the middle of a cost of living crisis despite making a shedload of money off cruise ship passengers the residents complain that this ship was too big. OK, send the larger liners to Falmouth and you can eke out the tiny ones.  facepalm:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/09/03/13/75009679-12475591-image-a-45_1693745949886.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12475591/Spirit-Adventure-cruise-ship-Cornish-town-999-passengers-day-trip.html
It is a bit of a big fucker though. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2023, 08:20:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2023, 06:14:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 31, 2023, 05:58:24 PM
'Proud Boys leader Joe Biggs sentenced to 17 years for Capitol riot'
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66676581
 
Actually he was lucky

  :thumbsup:
And now his arrogant, idiot and later grovelling leader gets 22   https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66712589
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2023, 07:29:24 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2023/09/06/diarrhoea-sodden-flight-forced-plane-to-make-emergency-landing-19459116/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.facebook&fbclid=IwAR0_OSsVsfRb8AoGuvAQ4voEwacBBu8miZEFpp41Gweuex5hyVGV5sfyzNA_aem_AeKYWRHVLpa4JimKID3orQXIwdxn1DJ3IgqT2hbWxFTWk7VRvRuDYazKMjxEnrINoF0 (https://metro.co.uk/2023/09/06/diarrhoea-sodden-flight-forced-plane-to-make-emergency-landing-19459116/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.facebook&fbclid=IwAR0_OSsVsfRb8AoGuvAQ4voEwacBBu8miZEFpp41Gweuex5hyVGV5sfyzNA_aem_AeKYWRHVLpa4JimKID3orQXIwdxn1DJ3IgqT2hbWxFTWk7VRvRuDYazKMjxEnrINoF0)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2023, 07:49:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2023, 07:29:24 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2023/09/06/diarrhoea-sodden-flight-forced-plane-to-make-emergency-landing-19459116/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.facebook&fbclid=IwAR0_OSsVsfRb8AoGuvAQ4voEwacBBu8miZEFpp41Gweuex5hyVGV5sfyzNA_aem_AeKYWRHVLpa4JimKID3orQXIwdxn1DJ3IgqT2hbWxFTWk7VRvRuDYazKMjxEnrINoF0 (https://metro.co.uk/2023/09/06/diarrhoea-sodden-flight-forced-plane-to-make-emergency-landing-19459116/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.facebook&fbclid=IwAR0_OSsVsfRb8AoGuvAQ4voEwacBBu8miZEFpp41Gweuex5hyVGV5sfyzNA_aem_AeKYWRHVLpa4JimKID3orQXIwdxn1DJ3IgqT2hbWxFTWk7VRvRuDYazKMjxEnrINoF0)
eeek:  scared2:  sick2:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2023, 07:56:56 PM
Downward facing dead?  redface:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66742339
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2023, 08:05:50 PM
I wonder how many times he had it on repeat to set her off like that....1,2,3,4,5?  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12492463/author-Stephen-King-divorce-mambo-number-five.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2023, 05:32:49 PM
If I hadn't seen the video I'd have said this story was a load of bull...  redface:

https://youtu.be/yIR3NU3P_bU?si=gKqX0T44SVmtqrqm

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2023, 12:09:29 PM
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/09/28/australia/australia-man-fake-kidnap-meet-mistress-intl-hnk/index.html (https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/09/28/australia/australia-man-fake-kidnap-meet-mistress-intl-hnk/index.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 28, 2023, 12:33:43 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 28, 2023, 12:09:29 PM
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/09/28/australia/australia-man-fake-kidnap-meet-mistress-intl-hnk/index.html (https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/09/28/australia/australia-man-fake-kidnap-meet-mistress-intl-hnk/index.html)
lol:

Should have charged him more
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2023, 07:56:50 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/66945001?at_campaign_type=owned&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_link_origin=BBC_News&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_link_id=8A6E96CA-5ED4-11EE-B56A-3B39D99D5CC3&at_link_type=web_link&at_ptr_name=facebook_page&at_format=link&at_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR3fyvPwBRGxYgcU8RY16pgD8CBZK6eNCHS5NvYmU8cm5G3P1DG-iMjd3QY (https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/66945001?at_campaign_type=owned&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_link_origin=BBC_News&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_link_id=8A6E96CA-5ED4-11EE-B56A-3B39D99D5CC3&at_link_type=web_link&at_ptr_name=facebook_page&at_format=link&at_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR3fyvPwBRGxYgcU8RY16pgD8CBZK6eNCHS5NvYmU8cm5G3P1DG-iMjd3QY)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2023, 08:04:11 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 30, 2023, 07:56:50 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/66945001?at_campaign_type=owned&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_link_origin=BBC_News&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_link_id=8A6E96CA-5ED4-11EE-B56A-3B39D99D5CC3&at_link_type=web_link&at_ptr_name=facebook_page&at_format=link&at_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR3fyvPwBRGxYgcU8RY16pgD8CBZK6eNCHS5NvYmU8cm5G3P1DG-iMjd3QY (https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/66945001?at_campaign_type=owned&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_link_origin=BBC_News&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_link_id=8A6E96CA-5ED4-11EE-B56A-3B39D99D5CC3&at_link_type=web_link&at_ptr_name=facebook_page&at_format=link&at_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR3fyvPwBRGxYgcU8RY16pgD8CBZK6eNCHS5NvYmU8cm5G3P1DG-iMjd3QY)

 lol: lol: lol: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2023, 01:14:02 PM
There is a word for this kind of thing....what is it again...............ah yes....Nutter  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12592541/I-married-Victorian-ghost-divorced-having-exorcism-hes-stalking-want-date-real-life-men.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2023, 06:28:33 AM
I know it's an old story but YOU USED WHAT ON YOUR FACE???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644718/Florida-man-uses-WELDING-GRINDER-remove-gang-tattoos-face-turns-life-around.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2023, 10:25:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 06, 2023, 06:28:33 AM
I know it's an old story but YOU USED WHAT ON YOUR FACE???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644718/Florida-man-uses-WELDING-GRINDER-remove-gang-tattoos-face-turns-life-around.html

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2023, 07:41:54 AM
For some reason a well known line from Silence of the Lambs came to mind as I read this..

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again..."  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12627651/Rental-rules-Bizarre-ad-sees-middle-aged-gentleman-hunt-single-male-flatmate-isnt-allowed-visitors-share-closet.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2023, 06:58:00 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l85L7hJ0-7U (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l85L7hJ0-7U)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2023, 05:38:14 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 19, 2023, 06:58:00 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l85L7hJ0-7U (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l85L7hJ0-7U)


Video unavailable... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2023, 05:39:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2023, 07:41:54 AM
For some reason a well known line from Silence of the Lambs came to mind as I read this..

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again..."  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12627651/Rental-rules-Bizarre-ad-sees-middle-aged-gentleman-hunt-single-male-flatmate-isnt-allowed-visitors-share-closet.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2023, 11:11:19 PM
So good news for BM but bad news for LL you say..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12656647/Viagra-cut-risk-Alzheimers-disease-60-cent-study-finds.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2023, 11:12:07 PM
Dammit, I find what could be my ideal political party and they are in Vienna  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12626645/Austrian-Beer-Party-surges-polls-offering-booze-fountain-Vienna.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2023, 12:14:02 AM
Wait 223-910.4 mg a day? I'm pretty sure I've gone way past that point by mid morning..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12666679/Drinking-FOUR-cups-coffee-tea-day-key-longevity-middle-age-study-hints.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2023, 04:21:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2023, 11:12:07 PM
Dammit, I find what could be my ideal political party and they are in Vienna  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12626645/Austrian-Beer-Party-surges-polls-offering-booze-fountain-Vienna.html

 
I'm going back to Vienna...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2023, 01:52:28 PM
Evil curses? Lord of Destruction.....? Nick, is there anything you want to tell us perchance..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12675315/Curses-Shamans-evil-enchantments-enemies-strike-pay-dispute.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2023, 11:00:07 AM
https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacheverson/2021/09/16/gop-group-that-fights-against-vaccine-mandates-and-for-election-integrity-might-miss-campaign-filing-deadline-after-bookkeeper-dies-from-covid/?sh=149375071fcb (https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacheverson/2021/09/16/gop-group-that-fights-against-vaccine-mandates-and-for-election-integrity-might-miss-campaign-filing-deadline-after-bookkeeper-dies-from-covid/?sh=149375071fcb)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 27, 2023, 11:39:54 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 27, 2023, 11:00:07 AM
https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacheverson/2021/09/16/gop-group-that-fights-against-vaccine-mandates-and-for-election-integrity-might-miss-campaign-filing-deadline-after-bookkeeper-dies-from-covid/?sh=149375071fcb (https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacheverson/2021/09/16/gop-group-that-fights-against-vaccine-mandates-and-for-election-integrity-might-miss-campaign-filing-deadline-after-bookkeeper-dies-from-covid/?sh=149375071fcb)
Shouldn't laugh but happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2023, 12:26:03 AM
Stand by for screams of panic from the Smuggers...  whistle:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67343009
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2023, 03:22:14 PM
What the almighty hell???

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/11/10/10/77646085-12734121-image-a-42_1699613848086.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12734121/School-tells-parents-NOT-providing-litter-trays-pupils-identify-cats.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2023, 03:53:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2023, 12:26:03 AM
Stand by for screams of panic from the Smuggers...  whistle:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67343009

LoadsaWine here - in fact, a new Winery has just opened in the village...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2023, 03:54:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2023, 03:22:14 PM
What the almighty hell???

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/11/10/10/77646085-12734121-image-a-42_1699613848086.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12734121/School-tells-parents-NOT-providing-litter-trays-pupils-identify-cats.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2023, 11:51:27 PM
Cyborg fighting chickens..............okaaaay..  eeek:

https://interestingengineering.com/video/creepy-cyborg-chicken-fight
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2023, 05:40:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2023, 11:51:27 PM
Cyborg fighting chickens..............okaaaay..  eeek:

https://interestingengineering.com/video/creepy-cyborg-chicken-fight

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2023, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2023, 03:53:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2023, 12:26:03 AM
Stand by for screams of panic from the Smuggers...  whistle:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67343009

LoadsaWine here - in fact, a new Winery has just opened in the village...  cloud9:

Bedtime even earlier.... noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2023, 03:56:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 15, 2023, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2023, 03:53:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2023, 12:26:03 AM
Stand by for screams of panic from the Smuggers...  whistle:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67343009

LoadsaWine here - in fact, a new Winery has just opened in the village...  cloud9:

Bedtime even earlier.... noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2023, 04:34:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 15, 2023, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2023, 03:53:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2023, 12:26:03 AM
Stand by for screams of panic from the Smuggers...  whistle:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67343009

LoadsaWine here - in fact, a new Winery has just opened in the village...  cloud9:

Bedtime even earlier.... noooo:

But if he goes to bed earlier where would BM find the time to............to...........to............actually what does he get up to during the day?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2023, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2023, 04:34:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 15, 2023, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2023, 03:53:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2023, 12:26:03 AM
Stand by for screams of panic from the Smuggers...  whistle:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67343009

LoadsaWine here - in fact, a new Winery has just opened in the village...  cloud9:

Bedtime even earlier.... noooo:

But if he goes to bed earlier where would BM find the time to............to...........to............actually what does he get up to during the day?  rubschin:


 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2023, 06:08:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2023, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2023, 04:34:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 15, 2023, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2023, 03:53:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2023, 12:26:03 AM
Stand by for screams of panic from the Smuggers...  whistle:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67343009

LoadsaWine here - in fact, a new Winery has just opened in the village...  cloud9:

Bedtime even earlier.... noooo:

But if he goes to bed earlier where would BM find the time to............to...........to............actually what does he get up to during the day?  rubschin:


 redface: redface: redface:

Drink wine...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2023, 12:02:10 AM
Quote from: Barman
And I shall call him.............mini me

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12762495/father-falls-house-roof-cleaning-windows-no-sympathy-wife.html

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2023, 12:50:14 AM
Convinced I am not, used these words in everyday conversation think not I do. Only rarely Darth Baldymort do I use...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12787827/Star-Words-Star-Wars-integral-English-language-scientists-claim-words-like-padawan-lightsaber-dark-used-everyday-conversations.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2023, 06:19:20 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2023/11/20/unlucky-strike-meteorite-punches-massive-hole-parked-car-19850447/?ico=newsfeed_tech

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2023, 06:34:07 PM
Think Mr Darwin sir forgot about this one..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12819801/Couple-kept-live-BOMB-garden-ornament-1982-left-devastated-detonated-disposal-unit-reveal-told-squad-not-leaving-goes-going-it.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2023, 09:20:45 PM
Wait, someone has figured out a way to be able to slap pain in the arse customers and have them pay for it??  worthy:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12824583/slap-meal-waitresses-Japanese-restaurant-charge-slap-face.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2023, 04:01:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 20, 2023, 09:26:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2023, 01:37:12 AM
I got curious after hearing that TSG were suing the House of Mouse over 'Hollywood accounting' given they are a major entertainment financier so had a look around and found a copy of the complaint. I'm the first to admit I'm no legal expert but if I'm reading it right then it looks like breach of contract, fraud and tortuous interference. If this is correct then Disney has been a baaaaaaaaaad rodent..  eeek:

https://deadline.com/2023/08/disney-lawsuit-film-finance-partner-tsg-hollywood-accounting-fox-streaming-1235520089/

https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/FINAL-TSG-Complaint.pdf

The cynic in me doesn't think this will ever make it to court as the discovery phase will mean all of their relevant financial documents will be in the public domain which would be a public relations nightmare not to mention that the SEC would have to step in and investigate. I can't see Disney settling out of court as they need all of their available capital and assets for the Hulu purchase and given what was said during the earnings call that could cost around $20bn so my guess is that they will drag it out through arbitration for as long as possible.
Disney backed down over Black Widow so will probably settle out of court again.  But as you say this does have a bad rodent smell about it

Bloody hell. if you thought that this had a bad rodent smell about it then the report into business practices by the Reedy Creek board is a whole new world of shite. If even half of this turns out to be accurate then you are still looking at prima face cases of misappropriation of public funds, fraud, bribery, tax evasion and subversion of government powers. I could be wrong but given how long this has been going on it could end up in RICO territory.  eeek:

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/desantis-board-accuses-disney-controlling-previous-one-with-gifts-2023-12-04/

Here's the report, the evidence list looks comprehensive enough to be taken seriously despite Disney's claims otherwise.  rubschin:

https://www.politico.com/f/?id=0000018c-3813-d1d4-a3ef-3bf3c8a30000
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2023, 03:03:32 PM
Airport worker sacked after man lands in Cyprus with ‘cunt’ written on suitcase (https://cyprus-mail.com/2023/12/08/airport-worker-sacked-after-man-lands-in-cyprus-with-c-t-written-on-suitcase/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR183DUNoKvlvNXf-Hoa3KQpIlRlf5eS4fyGcTWUhgraxS4-vffptasKbHw#Echobox=1702039298)



happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 09, 2023, 05:28:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 09, 2023, 03:03:32 PM
Airport worker sacked after man lands in Cyprus with ‘cunt’ written on suitcase (https://cyprus-mail.com/2023/12/08/airport-worker-sacked-after-man-lands-in-cyprus-with-c-t-written-on-suitcase/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR183DUNoKvlvNXf-Hoa3KQpIlRlf5eS4fyGcTWUhgraxS4-vffptasKbHw#Echobox=1702039298)



happy002
eeek:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2023, 12:04:27 PM
Man tears hole in throat stopping sneeze   eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-67714469

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/E29F/production/_132051085_bmjcr-2023-december-16-12--f1.large.jpg.webp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2023, 04:04:18 PM
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/australian-woman-steals-parked-truck-with-10-000-doughnuts-arrested-4672579/amp/1 (https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/australian-woman-steals-parked-truck-with-10-000-doughnuts-arrested-4672579/amp/1)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2023, 06:14:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 14, 2023, 12:04:27 PM
Man tears hole in throat stopping sneeze   eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-67714469

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/E29F/production/_132051085_bmjcr-2023-december-16-12--f1.large.jpg.webp)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2023, 06:14:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 14, 2023, 04:04:18 PM
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/australian-woman-steals-parked-truck-with-10-000-doughnuts-arrested-4672579/amp/1 (https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/australian-woman-steals-parked-truck-with-10-000-doughnuts-arrested-4672579/amp/1)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2023, 12:56:13 AM
Hmm.....gives a new meaning to fuck around and find out I guess  noooo:

https://www.businessinsider.com/senate-staffer-fired-x-rated-video-having-sex-congress-hearing-2023-12?r=US&IR=T
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2023, 01:12:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2023, 12:56:13 AM
Hmm.....gives a new meaning to fuck around and find out I guess  noooo:

https://www.businessinsider.com/senate-staffer-fired-x-rated-video-having-sex-congress-hearing-2023-12?r=US&IR=T
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2023, 02:41:45 AM
Sooooooooo Disney are going to release a new book based upon one of their franchises aimed at helping pre schoolers learn how to read. What's wrong with that I hear you ask.........well let me show you the cover of the work in question..

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81ARnza+RSL._SY466_.jpg)

Yes you are seeing what you think you are. That's Ripley, Jones the cat and a carton XENOMORPH. Who in their right mind thought  that it would be a good idea to make a book for kids that young based on the bloody Alien franchise?

Quote
The book titled A is for Alien: An ABC Book will be part of the Little Golden Books line and illustrated by the Disney Storybook Art Team. The description reads as follows, “In space no one can hear you giggle as you read this Little Golden Book featuring the characters from the classic movie Alien! Follow Ripley and the rest of the Nostromo crew on a space adventure that introduces the alphabet from A to Z." This spooky adventure will be targeted at children 2 to 5-years-old. 

https://collider.com/alien-franchise-childrens-book/

It's already available to pre order it on Amazon

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Alien-Century-Studios-Little-Golden/dp/073644484X
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 29, 2023, 10:38:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2023, 02:41:45 AM
Sooooooooo Disney are going to release a new book based upon one of their franchises aimed at helping pre schoolers learn how to read. What's wrong with that I hear you ask.........well let me show you the cover of the work in question..

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81ARnza+RSL._SY466_.jpg)

Yes you are seeing what you think you are. That's Ripley, Jones the cat and a carton XENOMORPH. Who in their right mind thought  that it would be a good idea to make a book for kids that young based on the bloody Alien franchise?

Quote
The book titled A is for Alien: An ABC Book will be part of the Little Golden Books line and illustrated by the Disney Storybook Art Team. The description reads as follows, “In space no one can hear you giggle as you read this Little Golden Book featuring the characters from the classic movie Alien! Follow Ripley and the rest of the Nostromo crew on a space adventure that introduces the alphabet from A to Z." This spooky adventure will be targeted at children 2 to 5-years-old. 

https://collider.com/alien-franchise-childrens-book/

It's already available to pre order it on Amazon

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Alien-Century-Studios-Little-Golden/dp/073644484X
noooo: noooo: noooo:

So many choices for L.  Last Exit to Brooklyn, Lady Chatterly  . . . .
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2023, 12:14:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 29, 2023, 10:38:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2023, 02:41:45 AM
Sooooooooo Disney are going to release a new book based upon one of their franchises aimed at helping pre schoolers learn how to read. What's wrong with that I hear you ask.........well let me show you the cover of the work in question..

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81ARnza+RSL._SY466_.jpg)

Yes you are seeing what you think you are. That's Ripley, Jones the cat and a carton XENOMORPH. Who in their right mind thought  that it would be a good idea to make a book for kids that young based on the bloody Alien franchise?

Quote
The book titled A is for Alien: An ABC Book will be part of the Little Golden Books line and illustrated by the Disney Storybook Art Team. The description reads as follows, “In space no one can hear you giggle as you read this Little Golden Book featuring the characters from the classic movie Alien! Follow Ripley and the rest of the Nostromo crew on a space adventure that introduces the alphabet from A to Z." This spooky adventure will be targeted at children 2 to 5-years-old. 

https://collider.com/alien-franchise-childrens-book/

It's already available to pre order it on Amazon

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Alien-Century-Studios-Little-Golden/dp/073644484X
noooo: noooo: noooo:

So many choices for L.  Last Exit to Brooklyn, Lady Chatterly  . . . .

Seeing as it's less than a fiver on Amazon for the pre order I'm half tempted to get one just to see what unholy bastardisation they've had to use in order to make this a children's book.  rubschin:

I'm sure that there aren't going to be any 4 or 5 year olds who having read the book sees the films in their parents collection and decides to watch them...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2024, 07:11:10 PM
Drilling into an active magma chamber to provide 'unlimited power'. Is it just me or does this sound like the kind of crazy idea that BM would come up with after a couple of bottles of collapso..   eeek:

I'm sure that drilling into a magma chamber under pressure isn't going to have any adverse effects............no not at all..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12925551/Journey-centre-Earth-Scientists-reveal-ambitious-plans-drill-tunnel-volcanos-magma-chamber-claim-unleash-UNLIMITED-energy.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 04, 2024, 09:29:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2024, 07:11:10 PM
Drilling into an active magma chamber to provide 'unlimited power'. Is it just me or does this sound like the kind of crazy idea that BM would come up with after a couple of bottles of collapso..   eeek:

I'm sure that drilling into a magma chamber under pressure isn't going to have any adverse effects............no not at all..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12925551/Journey-centre-Earth-Scientists-reveal-ambitious-plans-drill-tunnel-volcanos-magma-chamber-claim-unleash-UNLIMITED-energy.html
Looking at the images and location on google that's the volcano I saw in 1984, wasn't very active then
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2024, 07:46:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2024, 07:11:10 PM
Drilling into an active magma chamber to provide 'unlimited power'. Is it just me or does this sound like the kind of crazy idea that BM would come up with after a couple of bottles of collapso..   eeek:

I'm sure that drilling into a magma chamber under pressure isn't going to have any adverse effects............no not at all..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12925551/Journey-centre-Earth-Scientists-reveal-ambitious-plans-drill-tunnel-volcanos-magma-chamber-claim-unleash-UNLIMITED-energy.html

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2024, 07:47:08 AM
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? (https://defector.com/what-horrible-things-did-we-do-to-our-penises-last-year-4)


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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2024, 10:09:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2024, 07:47:08 AM
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? (https://defector.com/what-horrible-things-did-we-do-to-our-penises-last-year-4)


 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2024, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2024, 10:09:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2024, 07:47:08 AM
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? (https://defector.com/what-horrible-things-did-we-do-to-our-penises-last-year-4)


 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

 Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

I don't want to know what BM was googling for to find that article...  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2024, 08:04:19 AM
A plague of cannibal frogs the size of your hand. I don't know whether to check Nostradamus or just put it down to the Nick effect.  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/06/canibal-tree-frogs-map-invade-us-20073460/?ico=newsfeed_news
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2024, 08:22:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2024, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2024, 10:09:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2024, 07:47:08 AM
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? (https://defector.com/what-horrible-things-did-we-do-to-our-penises-last-year-4)


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I don't want to know what BM was googling for to find that article...  eeek:


It followed-on from this... (https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-4)  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2024, 11:03:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 08, 2024, 08:22:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2024, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2024, 10:09:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2024, 07:47:08 AM
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? (https://defector.com/what-horrible-things-did-we-do-to-our-penises-last-year-4)


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I don't want to know what BM was googling for to find that article...  eeek:


It followed-on from this... (https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-4)  eeek:
And you found that why?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2024, 01:29:40 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 08, 2024, 11:03:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 08, 2024, 08:22:03 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2024, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 05, 2024, 10:09:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2024, 07:47:08 AM
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? (https://defector.com/what-horrible-things-did-we-do-to-our-penises-last-year-4)


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It followed-on from this... (https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-4)  eeek:
And you found that why?

I don't remember...  char048
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2024, 01:37:44 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2024, 05:10:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 29, 2023, 10:38:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 29, 2023, 02:41:45 AM
Sooooooooo Disney are going to release a new book based upon one of their franchises aimed at helping pre schoolers learn how to read. What's wrong with that I hear you ask.........well let me show you the cover of the work in question..

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81ARnza+RSL._SY466_.jpg)

Yes you are seeing what you think you are. That's Ripley, Jones the cat and a carton XENOMORPH. Who in their right mind thought  that it would be a good idea to make a book for kids that young based on the bloody Alien franchise?

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The book titled A is for Alien: An ABC Book will be part of the Little Golden Books line and illustrated by the Disney Storybook Art Team. The description reads as follows, “In space no one can hear you giggle as you read this Little Golden Book featuring the characters from the classic movie Alien! Follow Ripley and the rest of the Nostromo crew on a space adventure that introduces the alphabet from A to Z." This spooky adventure will be targeted at children 2 to 5-years-old. 

https://collider.com/alien-franchise-childrens-book/

It's already available to pre order it on Amazon

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Alien-Century-Studios-Little-Golden/dp/073644484X
noooo: noooo: noooo:

So many choices for L.  Last Exit to Brooklyn, Lady Chatterly  . . . .

It gets even stranger. There is already a similar book on Amazon about Jaws..

https://www.amazon.co.uk/JAWS-Shark-Little-Opposites-Golden/dp/0593570618/ref=pd_sim_d_sccl_3_1/259-4019708-4636247?pd_rd_w=s6EXW&content-id=amzn1.sym.fbeb2a0d-e4c3-48cf-ad07-885164ca6e24&pf_rd_p=fbeb2a0d-e4c3-48cf-ad07-885164ca6e24&pf_rd_r=HHAD291T3H1H2JDZYW01&pd_rd_wg=wkqrE&pd_rd_r=27019439-6e81-463e-9b08-d1edf5dd0360&pd_rd_i=0593570618&psc=1

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/811+3lY4asL._SY466_.jpg)

The best of it is that kids who end up reading this are going to think that people having fun in the water go Da-Dum  lol:

(https://insight.randomhouse.com/fullpage.do?pContentType=JPG&pName=fullpage&pISBN=9780593570616&pPageID=5)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2024, 02:57:32 PM
So Bercow is trying to break into US television, sounds like he's really popular over there.  lol:

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One person wrote: ‘Cult figure? I’ve never heard of him or seen him in my life.’

Another wrote: ‘Literally no one knows who he is here. How has he made it over the pond?’

Ah, sorry mate. Cult was a typo..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12964631/Bullying-Bercow-ridiculed-Traitors-mean-American-television-career.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2024, 09:59:12 AM
So you are a park with a number of foul mouthed parrots and your great idea to cure them is to house them with the rest of the flock. I'm sure that NOTHING could possibly go wrong here..  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/01/22/19/80323519-12993071-image-a-47_1705952934316.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12993071/Wildlife-park-hatches-risky-plot-dilute-swearing-problem-parrots-putting-rest-flock.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2024, 10:02:05 AM
Dear God........WHY??  eeek:   sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12993423/couple-pubic-hair-custom-rings-jeweler.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2024, 10:08:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2024, 09:59:12 AM
So you are a park with a number of foul mouthed parrots and your great idea to cure them is to house them with the rest of the flock. I'm sure that NOTHING could possibly go wrong here..  lol:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/01/22/19/80323519-12993071-image-a-47_1705952934316.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12993071/Wildlife-park-hatches-risky-plot-dilute-swearing-problem-parrots-putting-rest-flock.html
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2024, 10:29:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2024, 10:02:05 AM
Dear God........WHY??  eeek:   sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12993423/couple-pubic-hair-custom-rings-jeweler.html

 eeek: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2024, 01:38:39 PM
Call me a cynic but Chinese 'tourists' who just happened to be carrying CCP flags?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12998105/St-Pancras-piano-sealed-guarded-clash-pianist-Chinese-tourists-demanded-faces-hidden-video-livestream.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2024, 04:57:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2024, 01:38:39 PM
Call me a cynic but Chinese 'tourists' who just happened to be carrying CCP flags?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12998105/St-Pancras-piano-sealed-guarded-clash-pianist-Chinese-tourists-demanded-faces-hidden-video-livestream.html
Why haven't we deported them already
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2024, 10:58:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 24, 2024, 04:57:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2024, 01:38:39 PM
Call me a cynic but Chinese 'tourists' who just happened to be carrying CCP flags?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12998105/St-Pancras-piano-sealed-guarded-clash-pianist-Chinese-tourists-demanded-faces-hidden-video-livestream.html
Why haven't we deported them already

I'll admit part of me is half expecting to hear that they live in the UK and work for Chinese state television  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2024, 01:10:53 AM
The promotional popcorn bucket looks like a sex toy? Oh God I hope we get these when Dune 2 is released   happy001

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/01/29/18/80512209-13010481-Film_fans_have_been_left_horrified_after_the_promotional_popcorn-a-6_1706551578114.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13010481/Dune-2-popcorn-bucket-SEX-TOY.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2024, 07:01:34 AM
https://globalnews.ca/news/10284279/radio-tower-stolen-wjlx-alabama/amp/ (https://globalnews.ca/news/10284279/radio-tower-stolen-wjlx-alabama/amp/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2024, 07:29:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2024, 07:01:34 AM
https://globalnews.ca/news/10284279/radio-tower-stolen-wjlx-alabama/amp/ (https://globalnews.ca/news/10284279/radio-tower-stolen-wjlx-alabama/amp/)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2024, 11:00:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2024, 07:29:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2024, 07:01:34 AM
https://globalnews.ca/news/10284279/radio-tower-stolen-wjlx-alabama/amp/ (https://globalnews.ca/news/10284279/radio-tower-stolen-wjlx-alabama/amp/)

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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2024, 02:47:29 AM
Somehow I don't think Misty would put one of these close to her face..  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/02/10/18/81103681-13069107-Wild_Side_Vets_have_taken_in_the_alligator_snapping_turtle_pictu-a-6_1707590160494.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13069107/alligator-snapping-turtle-bite-finger-Cumbria-captured-councillor.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2024, 05:07:14 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2024, 02:47:29 AM
Somehow I don't think Misty would put one of these close to her face..  eeek:

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/02/10/18/81103681-13069107-Wild_Side_Vets_have_taken_in_the_alligator_snapping_turtle_pictu-a-6_1707590160494.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13069107/alligator-snapping-turtle-bite-finger-Cumbria-captured-councillor.html

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2024, 10:46:04 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-fined-354-9m-after-civil-fraud-trial-hears-he-inflated-wealth-to-secure-loans-13073137

$354M fine.  See Donald, lying your arse off does sometimes have a price  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2024, 07:26:44 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-68316465.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-68316465.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2024, 10:18:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 17, 2024, 07:26:44 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-68316465.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-68316465.amp)
;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2024, 03:41:57 PM
Another self writing comedy routine for Apey..  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/02/17/man-tried-smuggle-three-huge-pythons-across-border-trousers-20299282/?ico=just-in_weird_most-shared
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2024, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 16, 2024, 10:46:04 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-fined-354-9m-after-civil-fraud-trial-hears-he-inflated-wealth-to-secure-loans-13073137

$354M fine.  See Donald, lying your arse off does sometimes have a price  :thumbsup:

I wouldn't start gloating too much just yet. There is still the appeals process and there are plenty of grounds for a successful appeal such as the the fact that the it's a massive fine especially since the supposed victims, the banks themselves said not only was there was no fraud but they had made a profit on the loans and were happy to continue doing business with Trump. Not to mention their own due diligence would have confirmed the value of any property used as collateral which leads to the court's woefully inaccurate valuation of Mar a Largo only being worth $18m. This is a plot of land large enough to stretch to both beachfront and riverfront, Hell if you want an independent valuation Forbes estimated the property alone to be worth $350m and that the resort was making at least $20-$25m a year, far more than the court's $18m estimate and that's before you factor in the brand value. Then you have a partisan AG who campaigned for the position purely on 'getting Trump' a judge who has previously donated thousands to the Democrat party and his court clerk who seems rather pally with Chuck Schumer.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-SQFRKXUAAzlRe.jpg)

Something that Alina Habba, Trump's attorney was hit with a gagging order and threatened with jail time for questioning.



Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2024, 05:35:58 PM
No Trump said that the banks didn't mind.  But then he also lied his arse off about those properties and then blamed the banks for his lies
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2024, 08:37:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2024, 05:35:58 PM
No Trump said that the banks didn't mind.  But then he also lied his arse off about those properties and then blamed the banks for his lies

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 18, 2024, 11:54:33 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 18, 2024, 05:35:58 PM
No Trump said that the banks didn't mind.  But then he also lied his arse off about those properties and then blamed the banks for his lies

I'm guessing you missed the testimony from the Deutsche Bank representative but like I said earlier it wouldn't have mattered what value Trump's accountants placed on the property, due diligence would have meant that the only value that mattered was the one that the bank itself came up with.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 19, 2024, 09:05:27 AM
Actually what mattered was the values he declared for tax were much lower than those he claimed to get the loans.  Either he was defrauding one of them or both.  And his continual denial and personal attacks meant he'd do it again and again unless given an appropriate deterrent.  Which he got.

Oh and it was multiple banks and financial institutions (https://ag.ny.gov/sites/default/files/complaint_with_exhibits_part1.pdf) he defrauded not just Deutsche and they did not testify that they didn't mind (https://apnews.com/article/trump-fraud-lawsuit-trial-new-york-53313f64d57b0aa99f756c2c791d29ab)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2024, 03:39:27 AM
Interesting, you make it sound like Trump did his own property assessments and accounts and so was able to defraud either the banks who's due diligence would have picked up on the discrepancy as I've already said as well as his own tax liability which would have been picked up by the state. This is from the States own Department of Finance website

Calculating the Taxable Value

A property's annual property tax bill is calculated by multiplying the taxable value with the tax rate.

Step 1: Estimate the property's market value. The Department of Finance determines the market value differently depending on they type of property you own.

Step 2: Multiply the estimated market value by the level of assessment,ξ which is 6% (Tax Class 1) or 45% (all other classes).

https://www.nyc.gov/site/finance/property/property-calculating-your-annual-tax-blll.page#:~:text=Step%201%3A%20Estimate%20the%20property%27s,%25%20(all%20other%20classes).

So again, self assessment is just that. The Department of Finance makes their own determination using independent assessors and would have picked up on any discrepancies in property values for each area there was a Trump property. If you want an example the court cases uses an $18m valuation for Mar a Largo which is approximately 65000 square feet. A property almost half the size in the same area has gone on the market for $295m

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13057339/americas-expensive-home-beachfront-sale.html

As for calling the fine an appropriate deterrent, the Associated Press, that well known bastion of Trump supporters went back over 70 years of court filings and could not find a single case of a person or entity being fined to anywhere near this degree after being found guilty in a similar case. Plus when you factor in the interest it comes to $500m which has to either be paid in full or a bond posted for 10% of the value which comes with it's own crippling fees and interest payments BEFORE Trumps legal team will be allowed to lodge an appeal which goes against a core tenet of the constitution that being life liberty or property cannot be taken without due process and appeals are a key part of said process.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2024, 06:58:07 AM
Surely, even the most ardent Trump hater can see this fine and the conditions attached to it are completely unfair and unreasonable (not to say unprecedented).

It is a blatant attempt to interfere in the election and stop him running (with the added bonus or ruining him)...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2024, 07:04:17 AM
I read an interesting post about it elsewhere...

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I find it interesting to compare different borrower / lender relationships and contrast the third-party claims made.

Liar Loans A decade and a half ago, the American home lending and mortgage market became very aggressive in seeking out borrowers; lenders had discovered that they could securitize their loans (package them up and sell them to other investors) so they could make many more loans on a small capital base. They eventually reached the state where a borrower could misstate (which in practice, meant dramatically overstate) the value of the property to be charged, as well as his or her income, or even employment status. The first, the valuation, is a matter of opinion and expectation – we probably have to expect that borrowers will be optimistic. The second, though, is a matter of fact cold hard fact – any borrower knows whether they are employed, and knows (or can ascertain) their income – misstatements there are deliberate lies. This was such a staple in the financial world that such mortgages were known as “Liar Loans.”
Well, it all came a-cropper when the the housing market had expanded to the point that there were more homes available than liars who wanted to buy them, and the formerly delightful practice of buying and flipping homes for a profit no longer worked. At that point, some of the liars had to default on their loans, and holders of those “mortgage-backed securities” didn’t get the monthly or quarterly payment they expected. This constrained the mortgage market, since mortgages couldn’t be so conveniently bundled and sold, so lenders were constrained by their capital bases – tighter mortgage restrictions depress and contract the housing market, and we see a vicious cycle forming.

The result was the “Global Financial Crisis” – the worst depression since the 1930’s: thousands, perhaps millions of families lose their homes, businesses fail, and we need a significant government policy response (primarily Quantitative Easing – pouring money into the market to maintain liquidity) to avoid a catastrophe. None of the borrowers on Liar Loans was ever prosecuted for fraud: why would they be – they are somehow the victims in this little escapade? The poor sweet darlings were seduced by evil lenders to take out loans that they didn’t know they would have to repay. If anything, they should be compensated for their loss and hardship. The bankers are widely excoriated as Predatory Lenders who abused the naivete of the hapless borrowers, and are modern pariahs.
In fact, note that the Liar Loans were in effect call options on valuable assets that were anticipated to appreciate – for the liars that got out of the game at the right time (either by luck or skill), it was the greatest financial windfall of their lives

Donald Trump Trump approached banks to request loans, and included statements of the value of properties he would use as security. Any banker knows that valuations are opinion, and that he had better check the values for himself. Having been one , I can tell you that a good banker does not lend on value (at least, not primarily), but on cash flow. I have no idea whether Trump misstated cash flows, but they are much more difficult to fake, particularly given financial statements, and the bank’s ability to observe at least the cash that flows in and out of the accounts held with that bank. Obviously, future cash flows are a matter of expectation, so a prudent lender ensures a margin of safety. We have the testimony of the lender in question – Deutsche Bank – that they did all those things, and were satisfied with the information provided by Trump, and they determined the property values for themselves and found them to be adequate, and the loans to be supportable.

Trump’s statements to the Deutsche Bank did not affect his property taxes, since the property value for that purpose is set by the County Assessor, or similar official. They did not affect his income tax liabilities, since values reported to the IRS or used to calculate gains or losses are based on historic cost plus or minus some pretty specific rules set and enforced by the IRS. Trump’s statements to the Deutsche Bank did not affect the Deutsche Bank – there has been no default; no loss, no Global Financial Crisis, and no families losing their homes. Yet, Trump is a fraudster, the Deutsche Bank is the “victim” of this lossless fraud – or perhaps somehow we all are victims, without having lost a whit. I see no accusations that Deutsche Bank is a Predatory Lender, and no claims that Trump is somehow a naive victim, perhaps deserving of compensation.

The Difference The Liar Loan borrowers were pursuing The American Dream of home ownership – their blatant fraud and deceit could be overlooked. Besides, they were expected to vote in future elections, and there were enough of them that neither party could afford to alienate them. Trump, by contrast, only has one vote – and the whole Trump Organization may muster a couple of dozen. More importantly, he is a threat to the established order (particularly Democrats) so any manner of injuring him or damaging his political hopes is both right and proper – in fact, it’s the duty of any patriot. This is how republics gain the adjective “Banana.”

Hmm, lets see how many other NY businesses get prosecuted under this law in the future, and how many of them are run by Democrat donors, then we’ll have an idea of what exactly just went on here.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2024, 08:11:48 AM
Not just a river in Egypt then
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2024, 09:01:20 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 23, 2024, 08:11:48 AM
Not just a river in Egypt then

Apparently not...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2024, 09:29:26 PM
 eeek:  John Oliver puts $millions of his own money on the line if that shit Clarence Thomas will resign from the Supreme Court after years of allegations of being corrupt.

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/4476865-john-oliver-clarence-thomas-1-million-dollars-supreme-court/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2024, 10:48:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 23, 2024, 09:29:26 PM
eeek:  John Oliver puts $millions of his own money on the line if that shit Clarence Thomas will resign from the Supreme Court after years of allegations of being corrupt.

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/4476865-john-oliver-clarence-thomas-1-million-dollars-supreme-court/

He better write another cook book quick ….!..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2024, 09:10:48 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68416651 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68416651)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2024, 09:27:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2024, 09:10:48 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68416651 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68416651)
facepalm:  another throw away the key piece of detritus, he'll be back next month with a spatula
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 29, 2024, 01:18:57 PM
The once every 4 years newspaper is published again  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68423991

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 29, 2024, 01:41:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 29, 2024, 01:18:57 PM
The once every 4 years newspaper is published again  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68423991

 inane:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 29, 2024, 03:40:19 PM
Son asked to take dead mother’s body home, turn on air conditioning (https://in-cyprus.philenews.com/local/son-asked-to-take-mothers-body-home-turn-on-air-conditioning/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 29, 2024, 05:13:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 29, 2024, 03:40:19 PM
Son asked to take dead mother’s body home, turn on air conditioning (https://in-cyprus.philenews.com/local/son-asked-to-take-mothers-body-home-turn-on-air-conditioning/)

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2024, 06:07:27 PM
A lot of very brave people

Alexei Navalny: Crowds chant defiance as they bid farewell to Navalny (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68450219)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2024, 11:23:54 PM
What the almighty hell.....???  Dosing your bandmate's pre workout with estrogen because you are obsessed with his fiancee and think you can 'swoop in' once you look more manly then they do??

https://nypost.com/2024/02/26/us-news/band-severs-ties-with-member-who-they-say-fed-them-estrogen-filled-pre-workout-drinks/

This is probably the second most twisted metal band story I've ever heard.  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2024, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 02, 2024, 11:23:54 PM
What the almighty hell.....???  Dosing your bandmate's pre workout with estrogen because you are obsessed with his fiancee and think you can 'swoop in' once you look more manly then they do??

https://nypost.com/2024/02/26/us-news/band-severs-ties-with-member-who-they-say-fed-them-estrogen-filled-pre-workout-drinks/

This is probably the second most twisted metal band story I've ever heard.  eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 05, 2024, 04:35:02 PM
Arsebook is broken  Party001:

https://news.sky.com/story/instagram-and-facebook-down-for-tens-of-thousands-of-users-13087840
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2024, 07:25:41 AM
Hospital chopped off six people’s limbs by mistake (https://metro.co.uk/2024/03/05/yorkshire-hospital-cuts-off-six-peoples-limbs-mistake-20403344/)

*BOGGLE!*  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2024, 08:37:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2024, 07:25:41 AM
Hospital chopped off six people’s limbs by mistake (https://metro.co.uk/2024/03/05/yorkshire-hospital-cuts-off-six-peoples-limbs-mistake-20403344/)

*BOGGLE!*  eeek:
eeek: eeek:

And guess who in the end pays the compo?  us  evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2024, 08:43:09 AM
Quote from: Steve on March 08, 2024, 08:37:42 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2024, 07:25:41 AM
Hospital chopped off six people’s limbs by mistake (https://metro.co.uk/2024/03/05/yorkshire-hospital-cuts-off-six-peoples-limbs-mistake-20403344/)

*BOGGLE!*  eeek:
eeek: eeek:

And guess who in the end pays the compo?  us  evil:

I know!

And this!

Royal United Hospitals Bath NHS Foundation Trust: 15 or fewer

 cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2024, 01:57:05 PM
Well it's an errr......interesting design proposal I'll give it that.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/03/13/11/82409659-13191553-image-m-55_1710330439608.jpg)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/03/13/11/82410123-13191553-image-m-57_1710330509043.jpg)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13191553/Birmingham-Glassworks-skyscraper-plans-listed-building-former-hospital.html

I'm the first to admit I'm no engineer but that seems to be a hell of a lot of pressure to put on those pillars.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2024, 03:31:35 PM
 noooo:  and best of luck to them getting anyone to live in those houses
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2024, 03:41:07 PM
A WHAT???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13217791/Taiwanese-man-56-coconut-removed-rectum.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2024, 03:50:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2024, 03:41:07 PM
A WHAT???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13217791/Taiwanese-man-56-coconut-removed-rectum.html

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2024, 04:10:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2024, 03:50:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2024, 03:41:07 PM
A WHAT???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13217791/Taiwanese-man-56-coconut-removed-rectum.html

 Shocked:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

fortunately this one happened in Taiwan but 'In the UK retrieving objects from the rectum costs the NHS £340,000 a year' evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2024, 01:48:17 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 20, 2024, 04:10:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2024, 03:50:11 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2024, 03:41:07 PM
A WHAT???  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13217791/Taiwanese-man-56-coconut-removed-rectum.html

 Shocked:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

fortunately this one happened in Taiwan but 'In the UK retrieving objects from the rectum costs the NHS £340,000 a year' evil:

I've believed for a while that certain procedures should be billed back to the recipient. Things like that and injuries received because you decided to get absolutely rat arsed on a night out and then thought it was a good idea to do something stupid being the two main ones.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2024, 03:23:57 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpw05l5p6d7o

Tory mayor contest ad showed New York instead of London
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2024, 04:58:26 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-68656787.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-68656787.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2024, 05:00:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2024, 04:58:26 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-68656787.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-68656787.amp)


happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2024, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2024, 05:00:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2024, 04:58:26 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-68656787.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-68656787.amp)


happy002
happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2024, 01:19:10 AM
Alan Titchmarsh's jeans are subversive?  lol:

https://news.sky.com/story/north-korea-censors-alan-titchmarshs-trousers-on-bbc-gardening-show-13102181
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2024, 03:28:08 PM
Why do I suspect Miss D had something to do with this?  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13248335/Travellers-Easter-eggs-pose-security-risk-delays-airport-warning.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2024, 03:51:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2024, 03:28:08 PM
Why do I suspect Miss D had something to do with this?  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13248335/Travellers-Easter-eggs-pose-security-risk-delays-airport-warning.html

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2024, 04:21:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2024, 03:51:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2024, 03:28:08 PM
Why do I suspect Miss D had something to do with this?  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13248335/Travellers-Easter-eggs-pose-security-risk-delays-airport-warning.html

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2024, 09:54:26 PM
Good morning campers, this is your morning wake up call... eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13244719/Scary-moment-tourist-napping-tent-beach-crocodile.html?ito=video_player_click
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2024, 08:36:17 AM
You had one job..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13290559/Aldi-humiliates-long-time-rival-Marks-Spencer-Britains-favourite-supermarket-accidentally-uses-bottle-bargain-stores-wine-garden-furniture-advert.html

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2024, 08:40:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2024, 08:36:17 AM
You had one job..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13290559/Aldi-humiliates-long-time-rival-Marks-Spencer-Britains-favourite-supermarket-accidentally-uses-bottle-bargain-stores-wine-garden-furniture-advert.html

 lol:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2024, 08:46:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 10, 2024, 08:40:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2024, 08:36:17 AM
You had one job..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13290559/Aldi-humiliates-long-time-rival-Marks-Spencer-Britains-favourite-supermarket-accidentally-uses-bottle-bargain-stores-wine-garden-furniture-advert.html

 lol:
lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2024, 02:45:11 PM
Maybe I'm just getting more cynical the older I get but I read the article and thought "We are dumbing the game down because Gen Z are too stupid to play it as is"  noooo:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/scrabble-redesign-triple-word-scores-inclusive-board-game-b1150335.html

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2024, 04:55:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2024, 02:45:11 PM
Maybe I'm just getting more cynical the older I get but I read the article and thought "We are dumbing the game down because Gen Z are too stupid to play it as is"  noooo:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/scrabble-redesign-triple-word-scores-inclusive-board-game-b1150335.html

That's
(https://bilingualmonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Butthead-post-dumb.jpg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2024, 05:33:21 PM
Covfefe
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2024, 01:14:50 PM
What the hell is it with idiots doing this to themselves, surely anyone with even half a brain can tell it's going to end up with them in agony.  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13298209/Man-sticks-sim-card-extractor-tool-penis.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2024, 01:22:36 PM
Sounds like the sort of thing Apey would come up with in one of his comedy routines..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13300361/politician-bed-adopted-Buddhist-monk-Thailand-scandal.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2024, 01:39:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2024, 01:22:36 PM
Sounds like the sort of thing Apey would come up with in one of his comedy routines..  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13300361/politician-bed-adopted-Buddhist-monk-Thailand-scandal.html

You can’t make up shit like this …!…no one would believe you …. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2024, 10:23:30 PM
It's on GB news so it must be right (not)

https://www.gbnews.com/travel/expat-in-cyprus-warning-slow-lifestyle

Sound like a whiner that needs a generous dose of 3 in 1 Oil to me
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2024, 11:16:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2024, 10:23:30 PM
It's on GB news so it must be right (not)

https://www.gbnews.com/travel/expat-in-cyprus-warning-slow-lifestyle

Sound like a whiner that needs a generous dose of 3 in 1 Oil to me

The problem is these wankers want the things they like from UK etc and the things that want from Cyprus …years ago ..when booze was cheap and the way of life was far more relaxed esp laws …these  censored: complained they couldn’t find mothers pride bread …etc …

Now they all wanted in the EU for ease of living ..they are shocked that prices sky rocketed … whistle:

This is one of my pet peeves as you can tell …the Cyprus they dream of ..went away about ten years ago sadly …because of people like them ..!..!…


Joni Mitchell was right ….the parking lot is full of these tossers too ..!…
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2024, 06:37:23 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2024, 10:23:30 PM
It's on GB news so it must be right (not)

https://www.gbnews.com/travel/expat-in-cyprus-warning-slow-lifestyle

Sound like a whiner that needs a generous dose of 3 in 1 Oil to me

Yes, the phrase "Fuck off back to the UK then if you don't like it" springs to mind... ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2024, 08:46:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2024, 06:37:23 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 12, 2024, 10:23:30 PM
It's on GB news so it must be right (not)

https://www.gbnews.com/travel/expat-in-cyprus-warning-slow-lifestyle

Sound like a whiner that needs a generous dose of 3 in 1 Oil to me

Yes, the phrase "Fuck off back to the UK then if you don't like it" springs to mind... ::)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2024, 01:45:55 PM
Bonkers in Brazil

https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/17/woman-wheeled-dead-man-bank-tried-get-take-2-000-loan-20662547/

'A woman has been arrested after taking a dead man into a bank in a wheelchair and trying to get him to sign off a four-figure loan in her name.'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2024, 01:49:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 17, 2024, 01:45:55 PM
Bonkers in Brazil

https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/17/woman-wheeled-dead-man-bank-tried-get-take-2-000-loan-20662547/

'A woman has been arrested after taking a dead man into a bank in a wheelchair and trying to get him to sign off a four-figure loan in her name.'

Bernie … rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2024, 03:13:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 17, 2024, 01:49:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 17, 2024, 01:45:55 PM
Bonkers in Brazil

https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/17/woman-wheeled-dead-man-bank-tried-get-take-2-000-loan-20662547/

'A woman has been arrested after taking a dead man into a bank in a wheelchair and trying to get him to sign off a four-figure loan in her name.'

Bernie … rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2024, 04:57:28 PM
We see clouds they said, we could go seed them they said, what could possibly go wrong

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-68831408

'Heavy rain has been battering Gulf states, causing flash floods that have killed 20 people and disrupted flights at the world's second-busiest airport.'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2024, 02:15:09 PM
Flamethrowing robot dog that can shoot fire up to 30ft goes on sale in US (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/23/thermonator-flamethrowing-robot-dog-shoot-fire/)


 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2024, 04:35:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 23, 2024, 02:15:09 PM
Flamethrowing robot dog that can shoot fire up to 30ft goes on sale in US (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/23/thermonator-flamethrowing-robot-dog-shoot-fire/)


 eveilgrin:

Xmas pressies sorted … Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2024, 04:55:43 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/nXZG06Nz/img-1-1713891258659.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nXZG06Nz)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2024, 05:25:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 23, 2024, 04:55:43 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/nXZG06Nz/img-1-1713891258659.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nXZG06Nz)

 expert opinion … whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2024, 05:20:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 23, 2024, 04:55:43 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/nXZG06Nz/img-1-1713891258659.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nXZG06Nz)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2024, 09:00:35 AM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/24/london-blood-covered-household-cavalry-horses-run-loose/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/24/london-blood-covered-household-cavalry-horses-run-loose/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2024, 10:52:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2024, 09:00:35 AM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/24/london-blood-covered-household-cavalry-horses-run-loose/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/24/london-blood-covered-household-cavalry-horses-run-loose/)

 eeek:

I know!  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2024, 07:54:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2024, 10:52:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2024, 09:00:35 AM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/24/london-blood-covered-household-cavalry-horses-run-loose/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/24/london-blood-covered-household-cavalry-horses-run-loose/)

 eeek:

I know!  eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2024, 07:34:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2024, 09:00:35 AM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/24/london-blood-covered-household-cavalry-horses-run-loose/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/24/london-blood-covered-household-cavalry-horses-run-loose/)

 eeek:


(https://i.postimg.cc/9RmYj8sh/Horse.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/9RmYj8sh)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2024, 01:55:46 PM
https://www.facebook.com/DailyMail/posts/852407806925281
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2024, 05:03:06 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ppskx8rr/img-1-1714107530614.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ppskx8rr)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2024, 06:22:06 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 26, 2024, 05:03:06 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ppskx8rr/img-1-1714107530614.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ppskx8rr)
 

Super Snake! happy001  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2024, 09:21:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2024, 06:22:06 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 26, 2024, 05:03:06 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/ppskx8rr/img-1-1714107530614.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ppskx8rr)
 

Super Snake! happy001  rubschin:

Given your track record for odd projects you'd be more likely to mutate the local spider population instead..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2024, 04:39:16 PM
Never thought I'd utter these words but I almost feel sorry for Piers Morgan for having to endure this feckin nutjob  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13348625/Crackhead-Barney-piers-morgan-interview-video-alec-baldwin.html?ito=chromelessDM_0
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2024, 06:10:38 AM
 Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With… A Sleeping Cheetah Against Him (https://www.wecb.fm/wildlife-photographer-wakes-up-from-a-nap-under-a-tree-with-a-sleeping-cheetah-against-him/)


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2024, 06:41:12 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8680731/Horrifying-moment-SNAKE-pulled-womans-throat.html



 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2024, 09:55:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 03, 2024, 06:10:38 AM
Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With… A Sleeping Cheetah Against Him (https://www.wecb.fm/wildlife-photographer-wakes-up-from-a-nap-under-a-tree-with-a-sleeping-cheetah-against-him/)


 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2024, 02:45:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 03, 2024, 09:55:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 03, 2024, 06:10:38 AM
Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With… A Sleeping Cheetah Against Him (https://www.wecb.fm/wildlife-photographer-wakes-up-from-a-nap-under-a-tree-with-a-sleeping-cheetah-against-him/)


 eeek:
eeek: eeek:



Not clicking .. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2024, 07:14:56 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2024, 02:45:46 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 03, 2024, 09:55:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 03, 2024, 06:10:38 AM
Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With… A Sleeping Cheetah Against Him (https://www.wecb.fm/wildlife-photographer-wakes-up-from-a-nap-under-a-tree-with-a-sleeping-cheetah-against-him/)


 eeek:
eeek: eeek:



Not clicking .. noooo:
Oh you should, great pics and no blood
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2024, 08:47:58 AM
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/04/vulture-shortage-threatens-zoroastrian-burial-rites-india-iran-pakistan (https://amp.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/04/vulture-shortage-threatens-zoroastrian-burial-rites-india-iran-pakistan)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2024, 08:58:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 04, 2024, 08:47:58 AM
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/04/vulture-shortage-threatens-zoroastrian-burial-rites-india-iran-pakistan (https://amp.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/04/vulture-shortage-threatens-zoroastrian-burial-rites-india-iran-pakistan)


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2024, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 04, 2024, 08:58:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 04, 2024, 08:47:58 AM
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/04/vulture-shortage-threatens-zoroastrian-burial-rites-india-iran-pakistan (https://amp.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/04/vulture-shortage-threatens-zoroastrian-burial-rites-india-iran-pakistan)


 rubschin:
Amazing

Vultures are quite stunning birds, shame the Indians have killed so many with ignorance
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2024, 11:16:00 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/SJXLjydH/1010380.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SJXLjydH)



Taken from my garden...

We have Griffon Vultures here that nest on the cliffs at Akrotiri...

Unfortunately, when sheep get killed by foxes or stray dogs the farmer often poisons the carcass hoping to kill them if they come back...

You can guess the outcome for the vultures...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2024, 01:20:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 04, 2024, 11:16:00 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/SJXLjydH/1010380.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SJXLjydH)



Taken from my garden...

We have Griffon Vultures here that nest on the cliffs at Akrotiri...

Unfortunately, when sheep get killed by foxes or stray dogs the farmer often poisons the carcass hoping to kill them if they come back...

You can guess the outcome for the vultures...  noooo:
great pic

but  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2024, 05:31:17 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6py05vv81vo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6py05vv81vo.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2024, 07:11:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 04, 2024, 05:31:17 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6py05vv81vo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6py05vv81vo.amp)

What a croc …. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2024, 03:35:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 04, 2024, 05:31:17 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6py05vv81vo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6py05vv81vo.amp)


Awww...  cry:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2024, 02:04:45 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/amp/chinese-zoo-under-fire-after-dyeing-dogs-black-and-white-for-panda-exhibit-13132032 (https://news.sky.com/story/amp/chinese-zoo-under-fire-after-dyeing-dogs-black-and-white-for-panda-exhibit-13132032)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2024, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 09, 2024, 02:04:45 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/amp/chinese-zoo-under-fire-after-dyeing-dogs-black-and-white-for-panda-exhibit-13132032 (https://news.sky.com/story/amp/chinese-zoo-under-fire-after-dyeing-dogs-black-and-white-for-panda-exhibit-13132032)
noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2024, 04:29:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 09, 2024, 02:04:45 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/amp/chinese-zoo-under-fire-after-dyeing-dogs-black-and-white-for-panda-exhibit-13132032 (https://news.sky.com/story/amp/chinese-zoo-under-fire-after-dyeing-dogs-black-and-white-for-panda-exhibit-13132032)


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2024, 02:45:47 PM
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/russell-brand-hugs-bear-grylls-river-thames-after-baptism/ (https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/russell-brand-hugs-bear-grylls-river-thames-after-baptism/)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2024, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2024, 02:45:47 PM
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/russell-brand-hugs-bear-grylls-river-thames-after-baptism/ (https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/russell-brand-hugs-bear-grylls-river-thames-after-baptism/)

 rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2024, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2024, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2024, 02:45:47 PM
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/russell-brand-hugs-bear-grylls-river-thames-after-baptism/ (https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/russell-brand-hugs-bear-grylls-river-thames-after-baptism/)

 rubschin:

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

Another little shit in the Thames.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2024, 05:33:48 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2024, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2024, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2024, 02:45:47 PM
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/russell-brand-hugs-bear-grylls-river-thames-after-baptism/ (https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/russell-brand-hugs-bear-grylls-river-thames-after-baptism/)

 rubschin:

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

Another little shit in the Thames.
nail hit head
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2024, 11:17:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2024, 05:33:48 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2024, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2024, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2024, 02:45:47 PM
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/russell-brand-hugs-bear-grylls-river-thames-after-baptism/ (https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/russell-brand-hugs-bear-grylls-river-thames-after-baptism/)

 rubschin:

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

Another little shit in the Thames.
nail hit head

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2024, 02:20:25 PM
https://www.unilad.com/community/viral/homeowner-petty-response-neighbors-complain-remove-eyesore-951815-20240509?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0Llel0Tqc2RsMFZUx1vA8DqSyarajFdcyXPFgg-q1W-Adczx9lNS2FcIU_aem_AZtf1K6XRlovsCY3IHMLPiegiPEX67bxU-iGBo4hfbkxc37Y44WrJJOD5-T3Nu2DIOMS_AyQ5Gc_pDvz6zw8a2GK (https://www.unilad.com/community/viral/homeowner-petty-response-neighbors-complain-remove-eyesore-951815-20240509?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0Llel0Tqc2RsMFZUx1vA8DqSyarajFdcyXPFgg-q1W-Adczx9lNS2FcIU_aem_AZtf1K6XRlovsCY3IHMLPiegiPEX67bxU-iGBo4hfbkxc37Y44WrJJOD5-T3Nu2DIOMS_AyQ5Gc_pDvz6zw8a2GK)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2024, 05:34:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2024, 02:20:25 PM
https://www.unilad.com/community/viral/homeowner-petty-response-neighbors-complain-remove-eyesore-951815-20240509?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0Llel0Tqc2RsMFZUx1vA8DqSyarajFdcyXPFgg-q1W-Adczx9lNS2FcIU_aem_AZtf1K6XRlovsCY3IHMLPiegiPEX67bxU-iGBo4hfbkxc37Y44WrJJOD5-T3Nu2DIOMS_AyQ5Gc_pDvz6zw8a2GK (https://www.unilad.com/community/viral/homeowner-petty-response-neighbors-complain-remove-eyesore-951815-20240509?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0Llel0Tqc2RsMFZUx1vA8DqSyarajFdcyXPFgg-q1W-Adczx9lNS2FcIU_aem_AZtf1K6XRlovsCY3IHMLPiegiPEX67bxU-iGBo4hfbkxc37Y44WrJJOD5-T3Nu2DIOMS_AyQ5Gc_pDvz6zw8a2GK)

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2024, 07:20:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2024, 02:20:25 PM
https://www.unilad.com/community/viral/homeowner-petty-response-neighbors-complain-remove-eyesore-951815-20240509?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0Llel0Tqc2RsMFZUx1vA8DqSyarajFdcyXPFgg-q1W-Adczx9lNS2FcIU_aem_AZtf1K6XRlovsCY3IHMLPiegiPEX67bxU-iGBo4hfbkxc37Y44WrJJOD5-T3Nu2DIOMS_AyQ5Gc_pDvz6zw8a2GK (https://www.unilad.com/community/viral/homeowner-petty-response-neighbors-complain-remove-eyesore-951815-20240509?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0Llel0Tqc2RsMFZUx1vA8DqSyarajFdcyXPFgg-q1W-Adczx9lNS2FcIU_aem_AZtf1K6XRlovsCY3IHMLPiegiPEX67bxU-iGBo4hfbkxc37Y44WrJJOD5-T3Nu2DIOMS_AyQ5Gc_pDvz6zw8a2GK)


AFFS!


https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.msg763695#msg763695
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2024, 08:37:46 PM
 :thumbsup:  it's not like it was even weeks ago
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2024, 04:15:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 12, 2024, 08:37:46 PM
:thumbsup:  it's not like it was even weeks ago


Poor Old Boy...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2024, 06:23:28 AM
 evil:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/05/12/trump-calls-lecter-a-wonderful-man-in-rant-against-migrants/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/05/12/trump-calls-lecter-a-wonderful-man-in-rant-against-migrants/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2024, 07:40:40 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2024, 06:23:28 AM
evil:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/05/12/trump-calls-lecter-a-wonderful-man-in-rant-against-migrants/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/05/12/trump-calls-lecter-a-wonderful-man-in-rant-against-migrants/)
Disturbing
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2024, 09:47:42 PM
I'm shocked, stunned even. I'm sure that nobody saw this coming..  facepalm:

https://news.sky.com/story/dublin-new-york-livestream-portal-to-be-switched-off-following-inappropriate-behaviour-13136067
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2024, 04:49:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2024, 09:47:42 PM
I'm shocked, stunned even. I'm sure that nobody saw this coming..  facepalm:

https://news.sky.com/story/dublin-new-york-livestream-portal-to-be-switched-off-following-inappropriate-behaviour-13136067

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 16, 2024, 10:42:20 AM
Friends mistake Premier Inn for Northern Lights  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04348v8r9eo)


 doh:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2024, 12:05:59 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 16, 2024, 10:42:20 AM
Friends mistake Premier Inn for Northern Lights  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04348v8r9eo)


 doh:



 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2024, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 16, 2024, 10:42:20 AM
Friends mistake Premier Inn for Northern Lights  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04348v8r9eo)


 doh:


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2024, 10:09:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2024, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 16, 2024, 10:42:20 AM
Friends mistake Premier Inn for Northern Lights  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04348v8r9eo)


 doh:


happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2024, 11:56:34 AM
What the almighty hell????  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/03/27/man-steals-leg-passenger-struck-train-eats-like-a-drumstick-20538971/

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2024, 12:17:53 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2024, 11:56:34 AM
What the almighty hell????  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/03/27/man-steals-leg-passenger-struck-train-eats-like-a-drumstick-20538971/

 sick2:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2024, 02:25:07 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2024, 11:56:34 AM
What the almighty hell????  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/03/27/man-steals-leg-passenger-struck-train-eats-like-a-drumstick-20538971/

 sick2:

Good god!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2024, 02:44:47 PM
Raw? eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2024, 02:49:59 PM
"apparently" ~ so probably not.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2024, 05:58:12 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/05/01/girl-heard-monsters-bedroom-wall-turned-something-much-worse-20752842/?ico=newsfeed_weird

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2024, 07:34:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2024, 05:58:12 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/05/01/girl-heard-monsters-bedroom-wall-turned-something-much-worse-20752842/?ico=newsfeed_weird

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

Interesting definition of 'much worse'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2024, 04:30:06 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2024, 05:58:12 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/05/01/girl-heard-monsters-bedroom-wall-turned-something-much-worse-20752842/?ico=newsfeed_weird

 eeek:

Wow!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2024, 12:41:01 PM
Oh dear God, I need brain bleach and a large amount of collapsio  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/woman-wants-to-be-so-fat-she-cant-move-6112220/?ico=just-in_weird_most-shared
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2024, 12:48:17 PM
Scariest sound in the world?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13442131/terrifying-sound-world-mimic-scream-corpses.html

Scary my arse  lol:


Something tells me BM won't click though..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2024, 01:33:15 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgllx2yx8vlo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgllx2yx8vlo.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2024, 02:07:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2024, 01:33:15 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgllx2yx8vlo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgllx2yx8vlo.amp)


 lol: lol: lol: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2024, 03:23:56 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13469085/amp/Japanese-man-border-collie-changes-mind.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13469085/amp/Japanese-man-border-collie-changes-mind.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2024, 09:37:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2024, 03:23:56 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13469085/amp/Japanese-man-border-collie-changes-mind.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13469085/amp/Japanese-man-border-collie-changes-mind.html)
lol:   whacky115
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 30, 2024, 09:38:48 PM
https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-found-guilty-in-hush-money-case-becoming-first-ex-president-to-be-criminally-convicted-13144347
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2024, 11:02:33 PM
I guess you can say he was up to no Gouda..  redface:

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/irate-male-assaulted-newfoundland-officers-150017283.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2024, 09:38:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2024, 11:02:33 PM
I guess you can say he was up to no Gouda..  redface:

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/irate-male-assaulted-newfoundland-officers-150017283.html
;D

Oh that pun was whey out of line
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2024, 09:54:57 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0j1fh41 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0j1fh41)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2024, 12:06:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 01, 2024, 09:54:57 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0j1fh41 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0j1fh41)
happy001

Prolly lives in Scunthorpe too
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2024, 11:27:20 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Figvofficial.com%2Frylo-huncho-rapper-shoots-himself-dead-filming-video%2F%3Futm_source%3Dfacebook%26utm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_campaign%3DIGVpic%26fbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR3s2fxo_lt0Fj_MTtTBnUIak9WOZzq1wk30YPY_i7ROZlOVxqoImeZMAsk_aem_ATyEL9KCI7tDAXnwA6NK2zYQF_qjKkIjWR12_NelHyTfzJeDPdULavcQq8EVMDJ21C5ypISljMCcMDo9Y33gmKMx&h=AT1W1Ujb2L3zTlRCRrAaU7ULvb3CtllBGwVjVATAFV-pKdXquxTTzxB1tMUXCSh3K6ENZVhkTvtfk2YG-__8aExsVsQ7lA8TfjpBtzG30IpEDI5_yuiFtUqLzlv9fmp3FUj2lUJwyg&__tn__=R%5D-R&c%5B0%5D=AT0fZ-yvjws84RMpkbyTX9VHWFmbcVTzSwxOAHYam7zBOmKM9g3xbMBgdlsjFthKx81CgCROa9oWM1GzL365oIGIXV6nPuwnN-8oJpkJgL5WYR6HcRsklXcN4BI2xG3eeuMJIT75diSQpym-6xNqxKKE6wKrr5GyCjc3xWitSC9peF_4VC2jvqrKEXFRagRVfrwvPposuG5Tzh20CMlRtlR-KGaw8crLWDmj0zVzlA65V35Z6y9GRt8ifuWgQDE
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2024, 06:56:27 AM
But he was such a talented and intelligent young man who was loved by everyone etc etc……
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2024, 01:05:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 02, 2024, 06:56:27 AM
But he was such a talented and intelligent young man who was loved by everyone etc etc……

The usual ….
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2024, 03:41:39 PM
Tell me Ms Zhukova what was it about the NINETY three year old Billionaire that first attracted you to him?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9ee487k1eyo
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2024, 04:07:39 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2024, 11:27:20 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Figvofficial.com%2Frylo-huncho-rapper-shoots-himself-dead-filming-video%2F%3Futm_source%3Dfacebook%26utm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_campaign%3DIGVpic%26fbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR3s2fxo_lt0Fj_MTtTBnUIak9WOZzq1wk30YPY_i7ROZlOVxqoImeZMAsk_aem_ATyEL9KCI7tDAXnwA6NK2zYQF_qjKkIjWR12_NelHyTfzJeDPdULavcQq8EVMDJ21C5ypISljMCcMDo9Y33gmKMx&h=AT1W1Ujb2L3zTlRCRrAaU7ULvb3CtllBGwVjVATAFV-pKdXquxTTzxB1tMUXCSh3K6ENZVhkTvtfk2YG-__8aExsVsQ7lA8TfjpBtzG30IpEDI5_yuiFtUqLzlv9fmp3FUj2lUJwyg&__tn__=R%5D-R&c%5B0%5D=AT0fZ-yvjws84RMpkbyTX9VHWFmbcVTzSwxOAHYam7zBOmKM9g3xbMBgdlsjFthKx81CgCROa9oWM1GzL365oIGIXV6nPuwnN-8oJpkJgL5WYR6HcRsklXcN4BI2xG3eeuMJIT75diSQpym-6xNqxKKE6wKrr5GyCjc3xWitSC9peF_4VC2jvqrKEXFRagRVfrwvPposuG5Tzh20CMlRtlR-KGaw8crLWDmj0zVzlA65V35Z6y9GRt8ifuWgQDE


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2024, 10:10:35 PM
Don't think it's a museum I'd be interested in having a look at. Sounds a bit shit to me..  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/06/04/man-holds-worlds-largest-collection-poo-opens-museum-20961628/?ico=mosaic_weird
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2024, 05:20:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2024, 10:10:35 PM
Don't think it's a museum I'd be interested in having a look at. Sounds a bit shit to me..  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/06/04/man-holds-worlds-largest-collection-poo-opens-museum-20961628/?ico=mosaic_weird

 sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2024, 07:18:31 PM
'Bacon ice cream and nugget overload sees misfiring McDonald's AI withdrawn'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c722gne7qngo
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2024, 05:15:14 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/21/diesel-pet-donkey-california (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/21/diesel-pet-donkey-california)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2024, 09:29:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2024, 05:15:14 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/21/diesel-pet-donkey-california (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/21/diesel-pet-donkey-california)
cloud9:

In a world of so much madness, violence and selfishness that is a great story.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2024, 11:41:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 22, 2024, 09:29:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 22, 2024, 05:15:14 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/21/diesel-pet-donkey-california (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/21/diesel-pet-donkey-california)
cloud9:

In a world of so much madness, violence and selfishness that is a great story.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2024, 03:14:29 PM
This missing lad ..Jay Slater …seems more to this than mets the eye …the internet rumours seem to think it’s drug related …..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2024, 05:50:42 PM
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/baby-scouse-accent-best-thing-29410418.amp (https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/baby-scouse-accent-best-thing-29410418.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 24, 2024, 06:29:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2024, 05:50:42 PM
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/baby-scouse-accent-best-thing-29410418.amp (https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/baby-scouse-accent-best-thing-29410418.amp)
Does it nick cars and deal drugs too?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2024, 11:49:57 PM
What the almighty hell???  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/06/25/patient-awake-kidney-transplant-northwestern-medicine-chicago-21103196/?ico=related-posts

Bugger that for a lark, I want it stated now that if I ever have to go in for major surgery I demand to be rendered so deeply unconscious people will think I've been watching an England match.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2024, 08:31:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2024, 11:49:57 PM
What the almighty hell???  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/06/25/patient-awake-kidney-transplant-northwestern-medicine-chicago-21103196/?ico=related-posts

Bugger that for a lark, I want it stated now that if I ever have to go in for major surgery I demand to be rendered so deeply unconscious people will think I've been watching an England match.  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2024, 12:25:17 PM
https://www.facebook.com/AFPnewsenglish/videos/1403562307027413/?app=fbl (https://www.facebook.com/AFPnewsenglish/videos/1403562307027413/?app=fbl)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 26, 2024, 03:08:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2024, 12:25:17 PM
https://www.facebook.com/AFPnewsenglish/videos/1403562307027413/?app=fbl (https://www.facebook.com/AFPnewsenglish/videos/1403562307027413/?app=fbl)

Bunch of foals …. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2024, 08:00:16 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 26, 2024, 03:08:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 26, 2024, 12:25:17 PM
https://www.facebook.com/AFPnewsenglish/videos/1403562307027413/?app=fbl (https://www.facebook.com/AFPnewsenglish/videos/1403562307027413/?app=fbl)

Bunch of foals …. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2024, 04:47:12 PM
Just as well they didn't do any DIY...  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13574743/Giant-colony-ceiling-house-Scottish-Highlands.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2024, 05:42:26 PM
Hit yourself in the face with a hammer in order to make yourself more attractive? How the hell has this become a thing??  eeek: eeek:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2023/09/28/bone-smashing-tiktok-trend-here-are-dangers-of-hammering-your-face/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2024, 06:24:32 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 27, 2024, 10:00:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2024, 05:42:26 PM
Hit yourself in the face with a hammer in order to make yourself more attractive? How the hell has this become a thing??  eeek: eeek:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2023/09/28/bone-smashing-tiktok-trend-here-are-dangers-of-hammering-your-face/

The fact they have to warn people NOT to do it ….speaks volumes …. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2024, 06:50:53 PM
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jul/03/hippos-might-fly-uk-research-discovers-animal-can-get-airborne (https://amp.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jul/03/hippos-might-fly-uk-research-discovers-animal-can-get-airborne)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 03, 2024, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2024, 06:50:53 PM
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jul/03/hippos-might-fly-uk-research-discovers-animal-can-get-airborne (https://amp.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jul/03/hippos-might-fly-uk-research-discovers-animal-can-get-airborne)
;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 06, 2024, 11:54:26 AM
Only the 'Lord Almighty' could convince me to quit - Biden (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cl5y8n5d09qo)

Not a fantastic headline but surely tempting fate.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2024, 12:22:27 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.unilad.com%2Fnews%2Fus-news%2Ffourth-july-south-carolina-dad-dies-firework-head-079885-20240706%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR1gFnJ1c8Cax4E4RkRB9JgEIT_HW91kOER7ybi6krTeI7jPlNSX7XOWWzE_aem_s8AxjC11V7z56uGRnPxJGw&h=AT1nIQDbJtZ0XIzBD0dWkG2acY3_fDoa75Ne4EYfPN8v_xD-Wu0VgBVd7hOWbnWrq6p2lOdKPXTYlJj7lesb-ld3e9txfuWzf1mJwF3sVFMeFgqU0CTomqTlSNOZDyCC8XcOKOxxbhuRmg5n-NX2uA&__tn__=R*F&c%5B0%5D=AT0_sGaOgIFqYqCqvw2y0ERNnk6DyGcmgm3l00LVhipi8eneL-2eq4CTp1_ujD_2BgMvA5VbPNquswEpgNq5NisVOI2rAvBEepP6dDp_eSMRNc9ehxozC3NvV4SoSIyKfAgQVz82BmateK_ZNPpeMR4sQIO7RafPuaqIc2gDrkGlTQ2f83sXz4KxDcRiXLcJ91wNwDrZ57InWuzZwIgQXd-BMo2FqKk0ZJD51TbrHESA
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 06, 2024, 03:01:00 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 06, 2024, 11:54:26 AM
Only the 'Lord Almighty' could convince me to quit - Biden (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cl5y8n5d09qo)

Not a fantastic headline but surely tempting fate.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 06, 2024, 03:18:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 06, 2024, 12:22:27 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.unilad.com%2Fnews%2Fus-news%2Ffourth-july-south-carolina-dad-dies-firework-head-079885-20240706%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR1gFnJ1c8Cax4E4RkRB9JgEIT_HW91kOER7ybi6krTeI7jPlNSX7XOWWzE_aem_s8AxjC11V7z56uGRnPxJGw&h=AT1nIQDbJtZ0XIzBD0dWkG2acY3_fDoa75Ne4EYfPN8v_xD-Wu0VgBVd7hOWbnWrq6p2lOdKPXTYlJj7lesb-ld3e9txfuWzf1mJwF3sVFMeFgqU0CTomqTlSNOZDyCC8XcOKOxxbhuRmg5n-NX2uA&__tn__=R*F&c%5B0%5D=AT0_sGaOgIFqYqCqvw2y0ERNnk6DyGcmgm3l00LVhipi8eneL-2eq4CTp1_ujD_2BgMvA5VbPNquswEpgNq5NisVOI2rAvBEepP6dDp_eSMRNc9ehxozC3NvV4SoSIyKfAgQVz82BmateK_ZNPpeMR4sQIO7RafPuaqIc2gDrkGlTQ2f83sXz4KxDcRiXLcJ91wNwDrZ57InWuzZwIgQXd-BMo2FqKk0ZJD51TbrHESA
noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2024, 01:41:44 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/07/12/sheep-start-behaving-strangely-eating-100kg-cannabis-21215591/?ico=mosaic_weird

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2024, 07:06:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2024, 01:41:44 AM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/07/12/sheep-start-behaving-strangely-eating-100kg-cannabis-21215591/?ico=mosaic_weird

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2024, 07:06:43 PM
Just Stop Oil protesters jailed after M25 blocked

And one of them got 5 years  for being a complete arse and trying to intimidate the public  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c880xjx54mpo
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2024, 10:23:57 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 18, 2024, 07:06:43 PM
Just Stop Oil protesters jailed after M25 blocked

And one of them got 5 years  for being a complete arse and trying to intimidate the public  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c880xjx54mpo

It's about time but I'd take it a step further and have them housed in a special prison that doesn't have anything made from or requiring the use of oil in any way shape or form. See how ling the idiotic little darlings last without their creature comforts.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2024, 11:02:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2024, 10:23:57 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 18, 2024, 07:06:43 PM
Just Stop Oil protesters jailed after M25 blocked

And one of them got 5 years  for being a complete arse and trying to intimidate the public  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c880xjx54mpo

It's about time but I'd take it a step further and have them housed in a special prison that doesn't have anything made from or requiring the use of oil in any way shape or form. See how ling the idiotic little darlings last without their creature comforts.  eveilgrin:

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:  Zactly …
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2024, 09:15:56 PM
WTF??  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13659585/Chainsaw-massacre-quest-game-goes-tragically-wrong-two-dead-Russia.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2024, 01:10:56 AM
Cocaine shark? Sounds like a film by the Asylum  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13661209/sharks-positive-cocaine-brazil-coast.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2024, 01:32:28 AM
What......how does someone enjoy watching...........WHY???

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13660599/Horror-extreme-eater-DIES-livestream.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2024, 08:02:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2024, 01:32:28 AM
What......how does someone enjoy watching...........WHY???

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13660599/Horror-extreme-eater-DIES-livestream.html
To paraphrase Mencken:  no one ever got poor underestimating people
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2024, 09:03:29 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2024, 01:32:28 AM
What......how does someone enjoy watching...........WHY???

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13660599/Horror-extreme-eater-DIES-livestream.html


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2024, 09:29:27 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 23, 2024, 08:02:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2024, 01:32:28 AM
What......how does someone enjoy watching...........WHY???

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13660599/Horror-extreme-eater-DIES-livestream.html
To paraphrase Mencken:  no one ever got poor underestimating people

Curiosity got the better of me, I found out that it is mainly for the sounds of eating so tried watching a video to see what the appeal was...Never again  sick2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2024, 11:10:51 AM
I'm a bad, bad person for laughing at this..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13659863/motorcyclist-woman-fall-sinkhole-middle-street.html?ito=chromelessDM_0
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2024, 11:19:12 AM
The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Left keep it, until the time comes. The way is shut.

Rachel, whatever medication you are on it's clearly not working  Banghead

https://nypost.com/2024/07/19/us-news/rachel-maddow-claims-lord-of-the-rings-is-a-favorite-cosmos-of-the-far-right/

If an original thought crossed her mind it would be the shortest journey in human history.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2024, 11:35:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2024, 11:10:51 AM
I'm a bad, bad person for laughing at this..  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13659863/motorcyclist-woman-fall-sinkhole-middle-street.html?ito=chromelessDM_0
No but living in a county with all those mine shafts maybe a tempting fate person
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2024, 04:09:26 PM
You had two......nyet nyet one...ONE job. Nothing to do with Russian security services nooooo....no at all  lol:

https://nypost.com/2024/07/26/world-news/russian-reality-tv-chef-kirill-gryaznov-accused-of-being-russian-spy-to-sabotage-paris-olympics-before-he-was-busted-for-being-too-drunk-report/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2024, 08:07:42 AM
https://amp.theguardian.com/education/article/2024/jul/29/man-graduates-41-years-after-being-denied-ceremony-by-parrot-problem (https://amp.theguardian.com/education/article/2024/jul/29/man-graduates-41-years-after-being-denied-ceremony-by-parrot-problem)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2024, 10:13:19 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 29, 2024, 08:07:42 AM
https://amp.theguardian.com/education/article/2024/jul/29/man-graduates-41-years-after-being-denied-ceremony-by-parrot-problem (https://amp.theguardian.com/education/article/2024/jul/29/man-graduates-41-years-after-being-denied-ceremony-by-parrot-problem)
But did the parrot get to go to the ceremony?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2024, 12:42:00 AM
I'm guessing he was late for an appointment  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cgr5j2qzne8o
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2024, 06:23:48 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2024, 12:42:00 AM
I'm guessing he was late for an appointment  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cgr5j2qzne8o

Terrible!  noooo:

They need that here... You wouldn't believe the number of drivers on their phones or texting on the motorway... HGVs are worst, wandering all over the motorway...  cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2024, 07:51:01 AM
Farage (Faraj) means cunt in Malay

Yes really https://www.google.com/search?q=translate&rlz=1C1CHBF_enGB1074GB1074&oq=translate&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqDggAEEUYJxg7GIAEGIoFMg4IABBFGCcYOxiABBiKBTIHCAEQABiABDINCAIQABiDARixAxiABDIKCAMQABixAxiABDINCAQQABiDARixAxiABDIKCAUQABixAxiABDINCAYQABiDARixAxiABDIGCAcQRRhBqAIAsAIB&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2024, 08:31:00 AM
And in English… whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2024, 03:05:24 PM
An argument not to upgrade you say..  rubschin:

https://www.techradar.com/pro/security/southwest-airlines-avoided-crowdstrike-microsoft-outage-because-its-still-running-windows-31-fourth-largest-us-airline-remained-free-of-bsod-errors-because-its-os-hasnt-been-updated-in-decades
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2024, 07:23:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2024, 03:05:24 PM
An argument not to upgrade you say..  rubschin:

https://www.techradar.com/pro/security/southwest-airlines-avoided-crowdstrike-microsoft-outage-because-its-still-running-windows-31-fourth-largest-us-airline-remained-free-of-bsod-errors-because-its-os-hasnt-been-updated-in-decades
Shocked:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2024, 05:13:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2024, 03:05:24 PM
An argument not to upgrade you say..  rubschin:

https://www.techradar.com/pro/security/southwest-airlines-avoided-crowdstrike-microsoft-outage-because-its-still-running-windows-31-fourth-largest-us-airline-remained-free-of-bsod-errors-because-its-os-hasnt-been-updated-in-decades

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2024, 02:37:51 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/Vd85xxsz/img-1-1723125446018.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Vd85xxsz)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2024, 06:16:15 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/67WwMrcT/img-1-1723786100733.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/67WwMrcT)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2024, 08:05:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 16, 2024, 06:16:15 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/67WwMrcT/img-1-1723786100733.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/67WwMrcT)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2024, 12:13:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 16, 2024, 08:05:13 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 16, 2024, 06:16:15 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/67WwMrcT/img-1-1723786100733.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/67WwMrcT)
lol: lol: lol:

 smile: ;D smile:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2024, 01:37:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 16, 2024, 06:16:15 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/67WwMrcT/img-1-1723786100733.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/67WwMrcT)


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2024, 08:35:16 AM
https://apple.news/AhKiut-D4SdeeiUBHciaiHw (https://apple.news/AhKiut-D4SdeeiUBHciaiHw)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2024, 08:51:40 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2024, 08:35:16 AM
https://apple.news/AhKiut-D4SdeeiUBHciaiHw (https://apple.news/AhKiut-D4SdeeiUBHciaiHw)


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2024, 12:12:52 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/nathan-thornsberry-january-6-arrest-b2600595.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/nathan-thornsberry-january-6-arrest-b2600595.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2024, 04:29:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 23, 2024, 12:12:52 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/nathan-thornsberry-january-6-arrest-b2600595.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/nathan-thornsberry-january-6-arrest-b2600595.html)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2024, 10:12:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 23, 2024, 04:29:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 23, 2024, 12:12:52 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/nathan-thornsberry-january-6-arrest-b2600595.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/nathan-thornsberry-january-6-arrest-b2600595.html)
happy001

And they let them have guns … noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2024, 05:38:47 PM
It’s the kind of thing The Boy would have done  noooo:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg2j2y20epo.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg2j2y20epo.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2024, 06:28:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2024, 05:38:47 PM
It’s the kind of thing The Boy would have done  noooo:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg2j2y20epo.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg2j2y20epo.amp)
You have to ask what the fuck were the parents doing?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2024, 07:16:30 PM
The museum had a policy of making  everything accessible  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2024, 07:35:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2024, 07:16:30 PM
The museum had a policy of making  everything accessible  eeek:
And the parents had a policy of letting their 4 year old run around unrestricted. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2024, 07:37:52 PM
I have experience of 4 year old boys  evil: Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2024, 07:47:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2024, 07:37:52 PM
I have experience of 4 year old boys  evil: Banghead Banghead Banghead
Now there's a phrase you probably don't want to say too often
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2024, 06:20:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2024, 05:38:47 PM
It’s the kind of thing I would have done  noooo:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg2j2y20epo.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg2j2y20epo.amp)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2024, 06:35:48 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2024, 11:59:01 AM
Failed team building exercise #3,958,145?

A hiker was rescued from a mountain in the US state of Colorado after being apparently left behind the previous day by his colleagues during an office retreat (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4yw3d2p3zo)

'The officials suggested the incident "might cause some awkward encounters at the office in the coming days and weeks"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on August 29, 2024, 01:19:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 28, 2024, 07:47:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2024, 07:37:52 PM
I have experience of 4 year old boys  evil: Banghead Banghead Banghead
Now there's a phrase you probably don't want to say too often

Yeah ,I got that vibe too …. eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2024, 10:18:16 PM
https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/surgeon-accused-of-letting-13-year-old-daughter-drill-hole-in-patient-s-skull

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2024, 02:49:37 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7bL0D6HT/img-2-1725200579859.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7bL0D6HT)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2024, 04:33:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2024, 02:49:37 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7bL0D6HT/img-2-1725200579859.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7bL0D6HT)
eeek:

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2024, 06:19:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 01, 2024, 04:33:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2024, 02:49:37 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7bL0D6HT/img-2-1725200579859.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7bL0D6HT)
eeek:

happy001

 ;D TMJs …
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2024, 06:05:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2024, 02:49:37 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/7bL0D6HT/img-2-1725200579859.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7bL0D6HT)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2024, 05:14:43 PM
47-year-old Voyager 1 spacecraft just fired up thrusters it hasn’t used in decades (https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/16/science/voyager-1-thruster-issue/index.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2024, 07:59:32 PM
Bloody hell, this sounds like part of a plot from a bad James Bond film.  eeek:

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/17/middleeast/lebanon-hezbollah-pagers-explosions-intl/index.html?iid=cnn_buildContentRecirc_end_recirc
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2024, 05:15:35 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 17, 2024, 05:14:43 PM
47-year-old Voyager 1 spacecraft just fired up thrusters it hasn’t used in decades (https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/16/science/voyager-1-thruster-issue/index.html)


Cor!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2024, 05:16:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2024, 07:59:32 PM
Bloody hell, this sounds like part of a plot from a bad James Bond film.  eeek:

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/17/middleeast/lebanon-hezbollah-pagers-explosions-intl/index.html?iid=cnn_buildContentRecirc_end_recirc

Quite remarkably cunning!  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2024, 08:34:25 AM
Am I a bad person for thinking this is completely brilliant?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2024, 12:20:00 PM
Not at all. I'll admit an evil part of me hopes that the trigger message sent was 'Elaine Pager says BOOM'  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2024, 02:51:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2024, 08:34:25 AM
Am I a bad person for thinking this is completely brilliant?

No, it is completely amazingly clever...
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2024, 03:04:56 PM
Walkie Talkies now... Whatever next?  eeek:



(https://i.postimg.cc/svYd2Cj5/GXw-5x-OXYAEWDt-B.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/svYd2Cj5)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2024, 06:18:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 18, 2024, 02:51:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2024, 08:34:25 AM
Am I a bad person for thinking this is completely brilliant?

No, it is completely amazingly clever...
Until at least one child was killed. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2024, 06:35:30 PM
Yes, but less damaging than flattening Gaza.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2024, 07:13:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2024, 06:35:30 PM
Yes, but less damaging than flattening Gaza.
If only the Yorkshire Ripper had tried that defence
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2024, 07:17:01 PM
I bet the Ukrainians are looking at this closely…
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2024, 07:47:42 AM
Quote from: Steve on September 18, 2024, 06:18:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 18, 2024, 02:51:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2024, 08:34:25 AM
Am I a bad person for thinking this is completely brilliant?

No, it is completely amazingly clever...
Until at least one child was killed.

Collateral damage, sow the wind, reap the whirlwind, etc.

I'm guessing the rockets they fire into Israel don't feature kiddy avoidance...?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2024, 08:02:24 AM
 facepalm: 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2024, 11:00:10 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2F8Z5GVK3%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0lVCU-PGG0VLdXs5tlJLIBLivRyp43CpMRrNEccEOmEMHGqK_zIfuXubI_aem_zuxEI4arZxAikjIbD_E-nw&h=AT2AWRWq2e7jzNOtisg5MAHqHqV-UamLzZxmxRRJvKbwJ7dzaRUn4YQbd0adJGIpRQW3ESNFRPFNghSsyPh5uvFvWS7HulaY4i45v-bXq4L4n-q0bM1u-3NmBDQaW8zjPJnPBevD6g&__tn__=%2CmH-R&c%5B0%5D=AT2ldi9z0dROTc78Mcqg-yPFClW4m7aHRTaUr0CrX_v3_ZNQqcRYHfifs5CZHDW2Cgo3Hpaw7a12LI1JmAgPOAAl9nztmCYjtY2p5G76tUXD8ZJhKtQuFxYI86uU2ts6kEpIKuVh71WTm_0B2-Xk2Rdatks9k2cw7eu_kL23ao7p2CgTJ3lt1M6HiNXX6yz447bXQMaUosylS-RbCYnPN1BgRP9ecdgx40U_IpP5R0TcKzxlRR3xvMEVJA
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2024, 09:05:59 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 19, 2024, 11:00:10 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2F8Z5GVK3%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0lVCU-PGG0VLdXs5tlJLIBLivRyp43CpMRrNEccEOmEMHGqK_zIfuXubI_aem_zuxEI4arZxAikjIbD_E-nw&h=AT2AWRWq2e7jzNOtisg5MAHqHqV-UamLzZxmxRRJvKbwJ7dzaRUn4YQbd0adJGIpRQW3ESNFRPFNghSsyPh5uvFvWS7HulaY4i45v-bXq4L4n-q0bM1u-3NmBDQaW8zjPJnPBevD6g&__tn__=%2CmH-R&c%5B0%5D=AT2ldi9z0dROTc78Mcqg-yPFClW4m7aHRTaUr0CrX_v3_ZNQqcRYHfifs5CZHDW2Cgo3Hpaw7a12LI1JmAgPOAAl9nztmCYjtY2p5G76tUXD8ZJhKtQuFxYI86uU2ts6kEpIKuVh71WTm_0B2-Xk2Rdatks9k2cw7eu_kL23ao7p2CgTJ3lt1M6HiNXX6yz447bXQMaUosylS-RbCYnPN1BgRP9ecdgx40U_IpP5R0TcKzxlRR3xvMEVJA


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2024, 03:01:53 PM
I am terrified of the oiks who I seem to represent, says Nige

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgx9nyep7vo.amp?fbclid=IwY2xjawFabUBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHbld_HHSpAfyP5lIj3ZmXpIkT9Fk6vgG-ap1WlhsswtWQ-DyEZhm78PhbA_aem_Gg3MHKfXlV_QjiwoH534Eg (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgx9nyep7vo.amp?fbclid=IwY2xjawFabUBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHbld_HHSpAfyP5lIj3ZmXpIkT9Fk6vgG-ap1WlhsswtWQ-DyEZhm78PhbA_aem_Gg3MHKfXlV_QjiwoH534Eg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2024, 05:55:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2024, 03:01:53 PM
I am terrified of the oiks who I seem to represent, says Nige

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgx9nyep7vo.amp?fbclid=IwY2xjawFabUBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHbld_HHSpAfyP5lIj3ZmXpIkT9Fk6vgG-ap1WlhsswtWQ-DyEZhm78PhbA_aem_Gg3MHKfXlV_QjiwoH534Eg (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgx9nyep7vo.amp?fbclid=IwY2xjawFabUBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHbld_HHSpAfyP5lIj3ZmXpIkT9Fk6vgG-ap1WlhsswtWQ-DyEZhm78PhbA_aem_Gg3MHKfXlV_QjiwoH534Eg)
Wouldn't you be?

https://crimerate.co.uk/essex/clacton-on-sea

Don't like him but on this he does have a point.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2024, 05:57:14 PM
He should have chosen a more civilised constituency
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2024, 06:50:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2024, 05:57:14 PM
He should have chosen a more civilised constituency
Ah but then would he have got elected?  His appeal is to the Angry of Britain
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2024, 06:58:37 PM
Cinnamon (the Capybara) is back home with her parents  :thumbsup:

 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy9p97gllxo 



 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2024, 10:17:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2024, 03:01:53 PM
I am terrified of the oiks who I seem to represent, says Nige

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgx9nyep7vo.amp?fbclid=IwY2xjawFabUBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHbld_HHSpAfyP5lIj3ZmXpIkT9Fk6vgG-ap1WlhsswtWQ-DyEZhm78PhbA_aem_Gg3MHKfXlV_QjiwoH534Eg (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgx9nyep7vo.amp?fbclid=IwY2xjawFabUBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHbld_HHSpAfyP5lIj3ZmXpIkT9Fk6vgG-ap1WlhsswtWQ-DyEZhm78PhbA_aem_Gg3MHKfXlV_QjiwoH534Eg)

Or on the other hand, having had milkshakes (that could have just as easily been bleach or acid) as well as concrete thrown at him while campaigning and another reform candidate assaulted while canvassing as well as seeing the insanity and deliberate rhetoric of the left in America leading to 2 confirmed assassination attempted of Trump, one possible chemical incident at the Tuscon rally and another long term Democrat donor arrested for making nearly 500 threats towards supreme court justices he may have been advised not to in order to mitigate the possibility of escalation here.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2024, 10:30:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2024, 10:17:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2024, 03:01:53 PM
I am terrified of the oiks who I seem to represent, says Nige

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgx9nyep7vo.amp?fbclid=IwY2xjawFabUBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHbld_HHSpAfyP5lIj3ZmXpIkT9Fk6vgG-ap1WlhsswtWQ-DyEZhm78PhbA_aem_Gg3MHKfXlV_QjiwoH534Eg (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgx9nyep7vo.amp?fbclid=IwY2xjawFabUBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHbld_HHSpAfyP5lIj3ZmXpIkT9Fk6vgG-ap1WlhsswtWQ-DyEZhm78PhbA_aem_Gg3MHKfXlV_QjiwoH534Eg)

Or on the other hand, having had milkshakes (that could have just as easily been bleach or acid) as well as concrete thrown at him while campaigning and another reform candidate assaulted while canvassing as well as seeing the insanity and deliberate rhetoric of the left in America leading to 2 confirmed assassination attempted of Trump, one possible chemical incident at the Tuscon rally and another long term Democrat donor arrested for making nearly 500 threats towards supreme court justices he may have been advised not to in order to mitigate the possibility of escalation here.
Awkwardly . . . https://news.sky.com/story/speakers-office-has-no-record-of-telling-nigel-farage-not-to-hold-in-person-surgeries-sky-news-understands-13217878
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2024, 03:01:33 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko.amp)

I wish he’d burgle me
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2024, 03:49:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2024, 03:01:33 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko.amp)

I wish he’d burgle me


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2024, 07:37:11 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/LJX5fjys/img-1-1728070466592.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LJX5fjys)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2024, 10:22:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2024, 03:01:33 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko.amp)

I wish he’d burgle me

Not sure he can fix boilers..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2024, 12:00:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2024, 07:37:11 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/LJX5fjys/img-1-1728070466592.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LJX5fjys)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2024, 06:36:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2024, 07:37:11 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/LJX5fjys/img-1-1728070466592.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LJX5fjys)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2024, 07:30:15 PM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/07/waitrose-shopper-taken-to-hospital-after-cauliflower-fell/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/07/waitrose-shopper-taken-to-hospital-after-cauliflower-fell/)

Compo demand coming…
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2024, 04:21:34 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 07, 2024, 07:30:15 PM
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/07/waitrose-shopper-taken-to-hospital-after-cauliflower-fell/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/07/waitrose-shopper-taken-to-hospital-after-cauliflower-fell/)

Compo demand coming…

Flip-Flops are quite short to be fair...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2024, 06:31:13 AM
All of a sudden Leroy Jenkins comes to mind..  noooo:

https://www.wired.com/story/tim-walz-rally-world-of-warcraft-twitch/

Part of me is tempted to watch this because unless they have mellowed in the years since I played it, World of Warcraft gamers are some of the most off the wall sarcastic buggers I've ever seen.  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2024, 08:37:29 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g50224x0ko.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g50224x0ko.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2024, 09:54:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 12, 2024, 08:37:29 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g50224x0ko.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g50224x0ko.amp)
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2024, 01:04:24 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 12, 2024, 09:54:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 12, 2024, 08:37:29 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g50224x0ko.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g50224x0ko.amp)
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 22, 2024, 08:32:59 PM
Paddington Bear given UK Passport  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2l2dvvwqno
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 23, 2024, 11:47:21 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 22, 2024, 08:32:59 PM
Paddington Bear given UK Passport  :thumbsup:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2l2dvvwqno

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2024, 06:45:44 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/34tGcd9v/img-1-1730141023401.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/34tGcd9v)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on October 28, 2024, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2024, 06:45:44 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/34tGcd9v/img-1-1730141023401.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/34tGcd9v)
eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on October 28, 2024, 08:15:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 28, 2024, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2024, 06:45:44 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/34tGcd9v/img-1-1730141023401.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/34tGcd9v)
eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked:

With idiots like that ..it should be followed with ….” So far “ ….
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2024, 05:44:59 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 28, 2024, 08:15:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 28, 2024, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2024, 06:45:44 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/34tGcd9v/img-1-1730141023401.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/34tGcd9v)
eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked:

With idiots like that ..it should be followed with ….” So far “ ….

happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2024, 08:38:11 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/Kkbc18d9/img-1-1730234118320.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Kkbc18d9)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2024, 08:44:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 29, 2024, 08:38:11 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/Kkbc18d9/img-1-1730234118320.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Kkbc18d9)


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2024, 12:17:58 AM
A 20 undecillion ruble fine? That works out at....Apey you may want to sit down first...it works out at $2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 eeek:

https://fortune.com/europe/2024/10/31/russia-fines-google-2-5-decillion-dollars-youtube-bans/

Call it a hunch but I don't think they are happy with Google  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2024, 02:13:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2024, 12:17:58 AM
A 20 undecillion ruble fine? That works out at....Apey you may want to sit down first...it works out at $2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 eeek:

https://fortune.com/europe/2024/10/31/russia-fines-google-2-5-decillion-dollars-youtube-bans/

Call it a hunch but I don't think they are happy with Google  lol:
lol:

With a fucked up country run by an utter cunt  whacky115 outcomes like this are unsurprising. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 01, 2024, 11:29:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2024, 12:17:58 AM
A 20 undecillion ruble fine? That works out at....Apey you may want to sit down first...it works out at $2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 eeek:

https://fortune.com/europe/2024/10/31/russia-fines-google-2-5-decillion-dollars-youtube-bans/

Call it a hunch but I don't think they are happy with Google  lol:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2024, 12:29:38 PM
I'm guessing someone ratted him out  redface:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/cheese-theft-man-arrested-neals-yard-dairy-london-b2638990.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2024, 01:10:43 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2024, 12:29:38 PM
I'm guessing someone ratted him out  redface:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/cheese-theft-man-arrested-neals-yard-dairy-london-b2638990.html


 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2024, 04:18:38 PM
Not sure if this is going to be an affs but wtf?

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e58b33c398f11fde71b20a407df18a4a)

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2024, 04:20:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2024, 04:18:38 PM
Not sure if this is going to be an affs but wtf?

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e58b33c398f11fde71b20a407df18a4a)

 lol:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 03, 2024, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2024, 04:20:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2024, 04:18:38 PM
Not sure if this is going to be an affs but wtf?

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e58b33c398f11fde71b20a407df18a4a)

 lol:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 03, 2024, 09:17:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 03, 2024, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2024, 04:20:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2024, 04:18:38 PM
Not sure if this is going to be an affs but wtf?

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e58b33c398f11fde71b20a407df18a4a)

 lol:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Is there a bounty on her head …. whistle:    rubschin:    redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2024, 11:37:06 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 03, 2024, 09:17:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 03, 2024, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2024, 04:20:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2024, 04:18:38 PM
Not sure if this is going to be an affs but wtf?

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e58b33c398f11fde71b20a407df18a4a)

 lol:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Is there a bounty on her head …. whistle:    rubschin:    redface:

You might want to change topic on the off chance she reads this and gets angry  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 04, 2024, 12:04:44 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 03, 2024, 09:17:13 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 03, 2024, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 03, 2024, 04:20:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2024, 04:18:38 PM
Not sure if this is going to be an affs but wtf?

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e58b33c398f11fde71b20a407df18a4a)

 lol:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Is there a bounty on her head …. whistle:    rubschin:    redface:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2024, 12:58:17 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwygj2ydkk7o

 ::)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2024, 01:32:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 05, 2024, 12:58:17 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwygj2ydkk7o

 ::)
eeek:

"Madame iffly where is your husband?"   "Oh I suspect he's hanging around the house somewhere"
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2024, 01:36:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 05, 2024, 01:32:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 05, 2024, 12:58:17 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwygj2ydkk7o

 ::)
eeek:

"Madame iffly where is your husband?"   "Oh I suspect he's hanging around the house somewhere"

 drumroll:   smile:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2024, 12:21:00 AM
Comrade Nikolai, what were you eating yesterday..?  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/10/29/fountain-faeces-explodes-higher-a-18-storey-building-moscow-21883155/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 08, 2024, 08:12:36 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2024, 12:21:00 AM
Comrade Nikolai, what were you eating yesterday..?  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/10/29/fountain-faeces-explodes-higher-a-18-storey-building-moscow-21883155/
Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2024, 08:21:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2024, 12:21:00 AM
Comrade Nikolai, what were you eating yesterday..?  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/10/29/fountain-faeces-explodes-higher-a-18-storey-building-moscow-21883155/

 eeek: shitstorm:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2024, 05:58:13 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr4ledr19nyo


How many … eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2024, 06:01:11 PM
Ebang by name…
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2024, 06:02:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 10, 2024, 06:01:11 PM
Ebang by name…

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2024, 08:32:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 10, 2024, 06:01:11 PM
Ebang by name…
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2024, 08:54:02 PM
And in a vaguely similar vein

Eagle-eyed Wicked fans got more than they bargained for when small-print on packaging for dolls inspired by the movie mistakenly listed the address for an adult website. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gz91pp5llo)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2024, 09:25:04 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 10, 2024, 08:54:02 PM
And in a vaguely similar vein

Eagle-eyed Wicked fans got more than they bargained for when small-print on packaging for dolls inspired by the movie mistakenly listed the address for an adult website. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gz91pp5llo)


What site ..? BM asked me …. noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2024, 08:49:19 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14lp4336m6o.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14lp4336m6o.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2024, 11:06:59 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 14, 2024, 08:49:19 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14lp4336m6o.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14lp4336m6o.amp)

BBC News Nottingham...  rubschin:




I'm sure that's just a coincidence  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2024, 02:09:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2024, 11:06:59 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 14, 2024, 08:49:19 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14lp4336m6o.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14lp4336m6o.amp)

BBC News Nottingham...  rubschin:




I'm sure that's just a coincidence  whistle:


Nicole...  sad24:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2024, 02:17:40 PM
Man dresses as bear and trashes Rolls-Royce in ‘insurance scam’ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/11/14/man-dresses-bear-trashes-rolls-royce-alleged-insurance-scam/)


Quote
A suspected fraudster dressed up in a bear costume before damaging cars in an insurance scam in the United States.

Four people in Southern California were arrested for insurance fraud after making claims worth £112,272 for bear damage on their cars, which included a Rolls Royce.

After viewing videos of the so-called bear trashing several cars, California insurance department officials decided the guilty animal was a human being and not an ursine invader.

The Insurance Department said: “Upon further scrutiny of the video, the investigation determined the bear was actually a person in a bear costume.”



happy001

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2024, 02:30:47 PM
Bloody hell, butter contains milk? You learn something new every day..  facepalm:

https://spectrumnews1.com/ma/worcester/news/2024/11/14/costco-recall-butter
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2024, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 14, 2024, 02:17:40 PM
Man dresses as bear and trashes Rolls-Royce in ‘insurance scam’ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/11/14/man-dresses-bear-trashes-rolls-royce-alleged-insurance-scam/)


Quote
A suspected fraudster dressed up in a bear costume before damaging cars in an insurance scam in the United States.

Four people in Southern California were arrested for insurance fraud after making claims worth £112,272 for bear damage on their cars, which included a Rolls Royce.

After viewing videos of the so-called bear trashing several cars, California insurance department officials decided the guilty animal was a human being and not an ursine invader.

The Insurance Department said: “Upon further scrutiny of the video, the investigation determined the bear was actually a person in a bear costume.”



happy001

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2024, 05:01:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 14, 2024, 02:30:47 PM
Bloody hell, butter contains milk? You learn something new every day..  facepalm:

https://spectrumnews1.com/ma/worcester/news/2024/11/14/costco-recall-butter

Mental …. cussing:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 14, 2024, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 14, 2024, 08:49:19 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14lp4336m6o.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14lp4336m6o.amp)
happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 14, 2024, 08:27:09 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2024, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 14, 2024, 02:17:40 PM
Man dresses as bear and trashes Rolls-Royce in ‘insurance scam’ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/11/14/man-dresses-bear-trashes-rolls-royce-alleged-insurance-scam/)


Quote
A suspected fraudster dressed up in a bear costume before damaging cars in an insurance scam in the United States.

Four people in Southern California were arrested for insurance fraud after making claims worth £112,272 for bear damage on their cars, which included a Rolls Royce.

After viewing videos of the so-called bear trashing several cars, California insurance department officials decided the guilty animal was a human being and not an ursine invader.

The Insurance Department said: “Upon further scrutiny of the video, the investigation determined the bear was actually a person in a bear costume.”



happy001

 ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2024, 11:22:22 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/14/couples-house-burns-two-hours-moving-a-hidden-danger-21974785/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3mxhm4L90kLjIvwExulxlBiB9GBCLS9BALrxxS4KZJpClDkGVLv3pQB4M_aem_VnCDGvukdjOqy1UZ1Ekz5w


 noooo: 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2024, 01:35:54 PM
Pensioner, 79, escorted off plane by armed police after tuna roll row
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2024, 03:30:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2024, 01:35:54 PM
Pensioner, 79, escorted off plane by armed police after tuna roll row

Where were you flying to?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 17, 2024, 04:07:51 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/17/two-men-dead-car-smashes-suspected-drug-traffickers-boat-22009763/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR20ICUWN17wqmJxfNxIQCUsBfDeFKZO4J6ZNjE60lrXBMAKO1__5Ktt1Uo_aem_LRfJKgiLLglXDdVFvmxSEA


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2024, 04:40:32 PM
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/24727502.oxford-university-experts-say-octopuses-likely-take-world/ (https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/24727502.oxford-university-experts-say-octopuses-likely-take-world/)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 17, 2024, 05:40:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2024, 04:40:32 PM
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/24727502.oxford-university-experts-say-octopuses-likely-take-world/ (https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/24727502.oxford-university-experts-say-octopuses-likely-take-world/)

 rubschin:   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2024, 05:42:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 17, 2024, 04:07:51 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/17/two-men-dead-car-smashes-suspected-drug-traffickers-boat-22009763/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR20ICUWN17wqmJxfNxIQCUsBfDeFKZO4J6ZNjE60lrXBMAKO1__5Ktt1Uo_aem_LRfJKgiLLglXDdVFvmxSEA


 eeek:
eeek:  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2024, 06:34:27 PM
Reminds me of that time I collided with a canoe  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 17, 2024, 07:08:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2024, 06:34:27 PM
Reminds me of that time I collided with a canoe  rubschin:

Off for popcorn …. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2024, 07:42:00 PM
It was a tricky insurance claim…
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2024, 11:56:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2024, 07:42:00 PM
It was a tricky insurance claim…

Is that why most brokers now have an 'Act of Nick' clause?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2024, 06:32:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2024, 11:56:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2024, 07:42:00 PM
It was a tricky insurance claim…

Is that why most brokers now have an 'Act of Nick' clause?  whistle:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2024, 05:25:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2024, 06:34:27 PM
Reminds me of that time I collided with a canoe  rubschin:

“Let’s put him in charge of canal “ ….  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2024, 05:32:32 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2024, 07:04:38 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 23, 2024, 10:10:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2024, 07:04:38 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp)
:thumbsup:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2024, 12:54:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 23, 2024, 10:10:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2024, 07:04:38 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp)
:thumbsup:

Why are they stressed ..?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2024, 12:58:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2024, 07:04:38 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp)

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 23, 2024, 01:07:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 23, 2024, 12:54:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 23, 2024, 10:10:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2024, 07:04:38 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp)
:thumbsup:

Why are they stressed ..?
Because they do DJing for Rat weddings?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2024, 06:17:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 23, 2024, 01:07:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 23, 2024, 12:54:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 23, 2024, 10:10:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2024, 07:04:38 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp)
:thumbsup:

Why are they stressed ..?
Because they do DJing for Rat weddings?

I thought rats only rapped … whistle:   
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on November 23, 2024, 10:33:58 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 23, 2024, 06:17:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 23, 2024, 01:07:42 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 23, 2024, 12:54:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 23, 2024, 10:10:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2024, 07:04:38 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50167812.amp)
:thumbsup:

Why are they stressed ..?
Because they do DJing for Rat weddings?

I thought rats only rapped … whistle:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2024, 12:07:32 PM
https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-start-wearing-dead-salmon-hats-again-after-ditching-the-trend-for-37-years (https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-start-wearing-dead-salmon-hats-again-after-ditching-the-trend-for-37-years)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2024, 03:36:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2024, 12:07:32 PM
https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-start-wearing-dead-salmon-hats-again-after-ditching-the-trend-for-37-years (https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-start-wearing-dead-salmon-hats-again-after-ditching-the-trend-for-37-years)

 rubschin:   ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2024, 11:59:25 PM
And so it begins..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14132353/Chilling-moment-robot-convinces-fellow-machines-revolt-china.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 02, 2024, 03:31:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2024, 11:59:25 PM
And so it begins..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14132353/Chilling-moment-robot-convinces-fellow-machines-revolt-china.html

 scared2:

In fairness it might be better than all the chavs ….!..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2024, 02:57:33 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/03/british-influencer-fell-death-630ft-bridge-filming-social-media-video-22112425/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3tmwHQ5K3iVul7pB1ZYitmLZWDnw2RvtMcwCE_VhYX6DDBXoJivLkitXA_aem_2_SyRbVTOUzdujdCYENvYg


 smile:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2024, 03:30:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2024, 02:57:33 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/03/british-influencer-fell-death-630ft-bridge-filming-social-media-video-22112425/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3tmwHQ5K3iVul7pB1ZYitmLZWDnw2RvtMcwCE_VhYX6DDBXoJivLkitXA_aem_2_SyRbVTOUzdujdCYENvYg


 smile:


Well, he influenced me not to climb up that bridge!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2024, 03:38:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2024, 03:30:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2024, 02:57:33 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/03/british-influencer-fell-death-630ft-bridge-filming-social-media-video-22112425/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3tmwHQ5K3iVul7pB1ZYitmLZWDnw2RvtMcwCE_VhYX6DDBXoJivLkitXA_aem_2_SyRbVTOUzdujdCYENvYg


 smile:


Well, he influenced me not to climb up that bridge!  Thumbs:

 drumroll:   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2024, 03:54:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2024, 03:30:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2024, 02:57:33 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/03/british-influencer-fell-death-630ft-bridge-filming-social-media-video-22112425/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3tmwHQ5K3iVul7pB1ZYitmLZWDnw2RvtMcwCE_VhYX6DDBXoJivLkitXA_aem_2_SyRbVTOUzdujdCYENvYg


 smile:


Well, he influenced me not to climb up that bridge!  Thumbs:

To be fair you don't need help falling off things  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2024, 05:39:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2024, 03:54:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2024, 03:30:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2024, 02:57:33 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/03/british-influencer-fell-death-630ft-bridge-filming-social-media-video-22112425/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3tmwHQ5K3iVul7pB1ZYitmLZWDnw2RvtMcwCE_VhYX6DDBXoJivLkitXA_aem_2_SyRbVTOUzdujdCYENvYg


 smile:


Well, he influenced me not to climb up that bridge!  Thumbs:

To be fair you don't need help falling off things  whistle:

I don't...  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2024, 12:22:05 AM
The worlds most expensive snack..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqj051glrr9o

Someone might want to get the smelling salts for Apey..  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2024, 08:25:35 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2054nyenxno?at_campaign_type=owned&at_link_id=EFA4C754-B7B5-11EF-9739-85DF114562FF&at_link_type=web_link&at_medium=social&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_link_origin=BBC_News&at_ptr_name=facebook_page&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_format=link&fbclid=IwY2xjawHG0_pleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHfcMVwqZnJNzfdKG2jkMuN4JXNWdI7d6xlEhwr4A72qAryb7zvC-Gj28fA_aem_J1UfClJVr-8BF-tYXolATQ

So the world has gone mad ..all this time n effort for dropping a fag butt …no wonder the court system is blocked ..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2024, 02:01:31 AM
Oh God, why would anyone want to do this  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/10/lily-phillips-tears-aftermath-sleeping-101-men-a-day-22160790/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2024, 06:32:32 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2024, 02:01:31 AM
Oh God, why would anyone want to do this  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/10/lily-phillips-tears-aftermath-sleeping-101-men-a-day-22160790/

 noooo:

Links … whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2024, 06:52:51 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/15/way-can-see-dead-mother-watch-porn-videos-made-22157129/?ito=facebookimage&fbclid=IwY2xjawHMBKNleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHRXSz-1XxR1Iy5Ae4e6dQLGy0px8U8W5SCbdl9L2vyE8_8Nf60xhjjlxfg_aem_KF_I0Hhxdd2Lt6h3lUSfVg
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2024, 12:14:34 PM
https://apnews.com/article/bass-pro-shops-aquarium-nude-man-arrested-1e3cd9caf8a5eea6e1c4718498c914b3
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2024, 05:59:28 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FQ8XbztN%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR3rDXW2taRUEtyVtyz90Q4kKgvZzpB2WOzxTFFIQW68I1M4ytu05Kl8NHg_aem_jbACabOKq6D-azMqVKQ_FQ&h=AT0iWgXHuvp46q9WlTWFtPL4IbjHs4XBH3OZSmmRS1loxf7kaPIhoQVxy4qMC76AVXO7nan4LW-hgmooqyVIhGo9OVxPMRdrJWQHl9oJFJJxuZiQUkqopRtY3x5Qo_LiOzWu1o4iZ9ubTWQwMi__iu2QPA&__tn__=R*F&c%5B0%5D=AT1AOffXuscIGxfsqgr84NTjGAVaaSwDdLWMucmtU4sjOyO1UQ57e_wwSwAFi8n1zvqmtavhcPByTDZO5BkAAVHibThxagd-dNz5pMkF_AzkOaDbxWu4sEABflHBAD_PK471WMBjFrewooe69KewgHiv1682ctqTSWbyOqs6kxjUuCRd7zPR9CTb6xheAzeeTNRH_52zPHIsBJr5i-W2amDSjTxLWs1EERP0ZcHKIQZWG8XOkmfG30dIAW1sWHjCVbcJhnHiBHb47A
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 22, 2024, 09:50:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2024, 02:01:31 AM
Oh God, why would anyone want to do this  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/10/lily-phillips-tears-aftermath-sleeping-101-men-a-day-22160790/
No I wouldn't want to 'do' her
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 22, 2024, 09:51:25 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 21, 2024, 05:59:28 PM
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lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2024, 10:08:19 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/v1FLWrf4/img-1-1735553106958.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/v1FLWrf4)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on December 30, 2024, 10:13:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2024, 10:08:19 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/v1FLWrf4/img-1-1735553106958.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/v1FLWrf4)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2024, 01:56:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 30, 2024, 10:08:19 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/v1FLWrf4/img-1-1735553106958.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/v1FLWrf4)


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 04, 2025, 10:41:49 PM
 rubschin:  it's in the Daily Misery so of course if must be true

Smugland 'third worst country for ex pats to work in' (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-14243581/expat-best-worst-countries-work-denmark-turkey.html)  Somehow I doubt that.

Quote
RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST

1. Denmark

2. Saudi Arabia

3. Belgium

4. Netherlands

5. Luxembourg

6. UAE

7. Australia

8. Mexico

9. Indonesia

10. Austria

11. Ireland

12. Panama

13. Norway

14. Vietnam

15. Czechia

16. Sweden

17. Poland

18. Brazil

19. Qatar

20. Switzerland

21. Oman

22. USA

23. Germany

24. UK

25. New Zealand

26. Colombia

27. Spain

28. Costa Rica

29.  Singapore

30. China

31. Kenya

32. India

33. Thailand

34. Malta

35. France

36. Hong Kong

37. South Korea

38. Chile

39. Canada

40. South Africa

41. Bahrain

42. Hungary

43. Portugal

44. Philippines

45. Japan

46. Finland

47. Malaysia

48. Greece

49. Italy

50. Kuwait

51. Cyprus

52. Egypt

53. Turkey
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2025, 12:07:47 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 04, 2025, 10:41:49 PM
rubschin:  it's in the Daily Misery so of course if must be true

Smugland 'third worst country for ex pats to work in' (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-14243581/expat-best-worst-countries-work-denmark-turkey.html)  Somehow I doubt that.

Quote
RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST

1. Denmark

2. Saudi Arabia

3. Belgium

4. Netherlands

5. Luxembourg

6. UAE

7. Australia

8. Mexico

9. Indonesia

10. Austria

11. Ireland

12. Panama

13. Norway

14. Vietnam

15. Czechia

16. Sweden

17. Poland

18. Brazil

19. Qatar

20. Switzerland

21. Oman

22. USA

23. Germany

24. UK

25. New Zealand

26. Colombia

27. Spain

28. Costa Rica

29.  Singapore

30. China

31. Kenya

32. India

33. Thailand

34. Malta

35. France

36. Hong Kong

37. South Korea

38. Chile

39. Canada

40. South Africa

41. Bahrain

42. Hungary

43. Portugal

44. Philippines

45. Japan

46. Finland

47. Malaysia

48. Greece

49. Italy

50. Kuwait

51. Cyprus

52. Egypt

53. Turkey

I can ..the pay is shite unless self employed …and recently rent and house prices have gone mental ..(since joining the EU) ….the relaxed easy go lucky way of life is slowly eroding …it is all very sad …having said that I feel it is better than some other countries .crime wise and friendly …..I still feel safe walking at night etc ..and the healthcare have improved leaps and bounds in last 15 years ..and mostly is not a nanny state quite yet …
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2025, 11:02:56 AM
That doesn't place Smugland third worst though.  But it's what many will now believe
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2025, 07:16:11 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/gX3B7RC7/img-1-1736143314752.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/gX3B7RC7)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2025, 07:26:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2025, 07:16:11 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/gX3B7RC7/img-1-1736143314752.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/gX3B7RC7)


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2025, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2025, 07:26:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2025, 07:16:11 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/gX3B7RC7/img-1-1736143314752.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/gX3B7RC7)


 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2025, 07:13:39 PM
https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/06/mystery-of-bananas-left-on-nottinghamshire-road (https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/06/mystery-of-bananas-left-on-nottinghamshire-road)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2025, 08:00:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2025, 07:13:39 PM
https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/06/mystery-of-bananas-left-on-nottinghamshire-road (https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/06/mystery-of-bananas-left-on-nottinghamshire-road)

 rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2025, 08:40:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 06, 2025, 08:00:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2025, 07:13:39 PM
https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/06/mystery-of-bananas-left-on-nottinghamshire-road (https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/06/mystery-of-bananas-left-on-nottinghamshire-road)

 rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 07, 2025, 06:10:52 PM
Ever wondered why we hadn't heard much from him?

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/disqualified-officers/natural/gM7LSRkG-zYp5t1R8THNSs5dXQk  eeek:

But after a little googling it get's even more shocking  https://www.fca.org.uk/news/press-releases/stephen-allen-sentenced-28-months-imprisonment-forging-trust-deed    Shocked:

And it's definitely him - see https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/05211398/officers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2025, 07:07:33 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2025, 11:35:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 07, 2025, 06:10:52 PM
Ever wondered why we hadn't heard much from him?

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/disqualified-officers/natural/gM7LSRkG-zYp5t1R8THNSs5dXQk  eeek:

But after a little googling it get's even more shocking  https://www.fca.org.uk/news/press-releases/stephen-allen-sentenced-28-months-imprisonment-forging-trust-deed    Shocked:

And it's definitely him - see https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/05211398/officers

Is this Grump ..? And what has Miss C name being used … rubschin:   Very confused ..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 07, 2025, 11:38:17 PM
They were married
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2025, 11:42:36 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 07, 2025, 11:38:17 PM
They were married


 ::) eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2025, 11:48:28 PM
The fuck are you lot smoking?  eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 07, 2025, 11:51:55 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2025, 11:48:28 PM
The fuck are you lot smoking?  eeek:
Nuffin.  You saying the FCA are smoking something?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2025, 12:00:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2025, 11:48:28 PM
The fuck are you lot smoking?  eeek:

 Thumbs:   I am soooo confused … surrender:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2025, 11:59:28 AM
Seems not all Elon Musks are bad.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4m7wv0wd4o 

'Elon the musk turtle rehomed after record 1,579 days'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2025, 03:42:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 07, 2025, 06:10:52 PM
Ever wondered why we hadn't heard much from him?

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/disqualified-officers/natural/gM7LSRkG-zYp5t1R8THNSs5dXQk  eeek:

But after a little googling it get's even more shocking  https://www.fca.org.uk/news/press-releases/stephen-allen-sentenced-28-months-imprisonment-forging-trust-deed    Shocked:

And it's definitely him - see https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/05211398/officers

Good find... Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2025, 04:25:55 PM
How interesting that no apparent mention of it over at 'cough
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2025, 04:35:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 10, 2025, 04:25:55 PM
How interesting that no apparent mention of it over at 'cough

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2025, 07:39:51 PM
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Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2025, 08:59:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 10, 2025, 07:39:51 PM
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lol:

Shame he survived
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2025, 01:53:55 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 10, 2025, 08:59:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 10, 2025, 07:39:51 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FjiYYFdE%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR20YeJPqbpt2vSsgsf54bItHzqrJ2VcsSddp7GadeSXQCU-KLDT6mOtY4w_aem_QhwQ0zewDEMuz_B7fWxXRg&h=AT1XoB_OzhrdEvi0GproN723K_OBf35sSoxqIpdTqTlzmnuxQvvNXiEdR-oEE3gt_t10jgpZ0Ziu9YyGxE9DFLGcl2yTWFnMAqhB4W0MOEktTuvbe1DPFipC9XIneNcjsltOcatQ4I8hF_OZeouGH8lPtg&__tn__=R*F&c%5B0%5D=AT3asnlvmY8vzN5bfhL7H1Az-euWVbAtJVCR2-g8YQIbsbROCnG0SQRXo3wG9cKehJk60upoeb2-lJwG6Ff-A-1d6-d-Htz0EVaR7w5KAlTd_N6rkEfxKzwW3KFEAiGJDBzrsAmclcfaU-YdLfMJEpeAubbgUB-yiLVVhEX-obSA5gE1Z43z9objdHcU1Pi3ZwkjbHZb_Fl94GyVbtTMRRcKJVaARm1xciQiAh77eYR3vSBDYBoWhXCu
lol:

Shame he survived

I wonder how many times the prosecutor will use 'liar liar' when this ends up in court  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2025, 11:01:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2025, 01:53:55 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 10, 2025, 08:59:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 10, 2025, 07:39:51 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FjiYYFdE%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR20YeJPqbpt2vSsgsf54bItHzqrJ2VcsSddp7GadeSXQCU-KLDT6mOtY4w_aem_QhwQ0zewDEMuz_B7fWxXRg&h=AT1XoB_OzhrdEvi0GproN723K_OBf35sSoxqIpdTqTlzmnuxQvvNXiEdR-oEE3gt_t10jgpZ0Ziu9YyGxE9DFLGcl2yTWFnMAqhB4W0MOEktTuvbe1DPFipC9XIneNcjsltOcatQ4I8hF_OZeouGH8lPtg&__tn__=R*F&c%5B0%5D=AT3asnlvmY8vzN5bfhL7H1Az-euWVbAtJVCR2-g8YQIbsbROCnG0SQRXo3wG9cKehJk60upoeb2-lJwG6Ff-A-1d6-d-Htz0EVaR7w5KAlTd_N6rkEfxKzwW3KFEAiGJDBzrsAmclcfaU-YdLfMJEpeAubbgUB-yiLVVhEX-obSA5gE1Z43z9objdHcU1Pi3ZwkjbHZb_Fl94GyVbtTMRRcKJVaARm1xciQiAh77eYR3vSBDYBoWhXCu
lol:

Shame he survived

I wonder how many times the prosecutor will use 'liar liar' when this ends up in court  lol:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2025, 12:24:33 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 11, 2025, 11:01:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2025, 01:53:55 AM
Quote from: Steve on January 10, 2025, 08:59:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 10, 2025, 07:39:51 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2FjiYYFdE%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR20YeJPqbpt2vSsgsf54bItHzqrJ2VcsSddp7GadeSXQCU-KLDT6mOtY4w_aem_QhwQ0zewDEMuz_B7fWxXRg&h=AT1XoB_OzhrdEvi0GproN723K_OBf35sSoxqIpdTqTlzmnuxQvvNXiEdR-oEE3gt_t10jgpZ0Ziu9YyGxE9DFLGcl2yTWFnMAqhB4W0MOEktTuvbe1DPFipC9XIneNcjsltOcatQ4I8hF_OZeouGH8lPtg&__tn__=R*F&c%5B0%5D=AT3asnlvmY8vzN5bfhL7H1Az-euWVbAtJVCR2-g8YQIbsbROCnG0SQRXo3wG9cKehJk60upoeb2-lJwG6Ff-A-1d6-d-Htz0EVaR7w5KAlTd_N6rkEfxKzwW3KFEAiGJDBzrsAmclcfaU-YdLfMJEpeAubbgUB-yiLVVhEX-obSA5gE1Z43z9objdHcU1Pi3ZwkjbHZb_Fl94GyVbtTMRRcKJVaARm1xciQiAh77eYR3vSBDYBoWhXCu
lol:

Shame he survived

I wonder how many times the prosecutor will use 'liar liar' when this ends up in court  lol:
lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2025, 05:51:25 PM
https://malaysia.news.yahoo.com/us-webcam-model-accidentally-shoots-034515695.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvLnVrLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAD5RAtUUFAIf6BZ18nFko4C9gvlE0nfBPRjP6_g9DVIO74ZWYQz9agibdF_WScmbGDX8-UfgUY4xfSCOhYuNL4kZDFE_C8v4L-iWTxzI89X22GbB3U5pTQGb0JLsihF-UaBohFIBK1Qoh3vIpS2K4fIn8kecWtEhPqc0wD0HrnF3


 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2025, 05:57:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 14, 2025, 05:51:25 PM
https://malaysia.news.yahoo.com/us-webcam-model-accidentally-shoots-034515695.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvLnVrLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAD5RAtUUFAIf6BZ18nFko4C9gvlE0nfBPRjP6_g9DVIO74ZWYQz9agibdF_WScmbGDX8-UfgUY4xfSCOhYuNL4kZDFE_C8v4L-iWTxzI89X22GbB3U5pTQGb0JLsihF-UaBohFIBK1Qoh3vIpS2K4fIn8kecWtEhPqc0wD0HrnF3


 noooo:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2025, 06:22:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 14, 2025, 05:57:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 14, 2025, 05:51:25 PM
https://malaysia.news.yahoo.com/us-webcam-model-accidentally-shoots-034515695.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvLnVrLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAD5RAtUUFAIf6BZ18nFko4C9gvlE0nfBPRjP6_g9DVIO74ZWYQz9agibdF_WScmbGDX8-UfgUY4xfSCOhYuNL4kZDFE_C8v4L-iWTxzI89X22GbB3U5pTQGb0JLsihF-UaBohFIBK1Qoh3vIpS2K4fIn8kecWtEhPqc0wD0HrnF3


 noooo:

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2025, 06:30:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 14, 2025, 06:22:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 14, 2025, 05:57:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 14, 2025, 05:51:25 PM
https://malaysia.news.yahoo.com/us-webcam-model-accidentally-shoots-034515695.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvLnVrLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAD5RAtUUFAIf6BZ18nFko4C9gvlE0nfBPRjP6_g9DVIO74ZWYQz9agibdF_WScmbGDX8-UfgUY4xfSCOhYuNL4kZDFE_C8v4L-iWTxzI89X22GbB3U5pTQGb0JLsihF-UaBohFIBK1Qoh3vIpS2K4fIn8kecWtEhPqc0wD0HrnF3


 noooo:

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:




Was that the money shot?  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2025, 06:31:01 PM
'Lazio falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of prosthetic penis'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c30dp1r73e4o

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2025, 08:25:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2025, 06:30:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 14, 2025, 06:22:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 14, 2025, 05:57:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 14, 2025, 05:51:25 PM
https://malaysia.news.yahoo.com/us-webcam-model-accidentally-shoots-034515695.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvLnVrLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAD5RAtUUFAIf6BZ18nFko4C9gvlE0nfBPRjP6_g9DVIO74ZWYQz9agibdF_WScmbGDX8-UfgUY4xfSCOhYuNL4kZDFE_C8v4L-iWTxzI89X22GbB3U5pTQGb0JLsihF-UaBohFIBK1Qoh3vIpS2K4fIn8kecWtEhPqc0wD0HrnF3


 noooo:

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:




Was that the money shot?  redface:


Whole new meaning to shooting your load etc ..
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2025, 07:51:11 PM
The hell? I thought this was a spoof when I first heard about it.  eeek:

https://www.politico.eu/article/poland-general-fired-after-missing-anti-tank-mines-were-found-in-ikea/
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2025, 10:08:48 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2025, 07:51:11 PM
The hell? I thought this was a spoof when I first heard about it.  eeek:

https://www.politico.eu/article/poland-general-fired-after-missing-anti-tank-mines-were-found-in-ikea/
Shocked:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2025, 07:37:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2025, 07:51:11 PM
The hell? I thought this was a spoof when I first heard about it.  eeek:

https://www.politico.eu/article/poland-general-fired-after-missing-anti-tank-mines-were-found-in-ikea/

 eeek:

I wonder what they were labelled as...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2025, 11:43:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2025, 07:37:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2025, 07:51:11 PM
The hell? I thought this was a spoof when I first heard about it.  eeek:

https://www.politico.eu/article/poland-general-fired-after-missing-anti-tank-mines-were-found-in-ikea/

 eeek:

I wonder what they were labelled as...?  rubschin:

Roombas...........hit the top and the room is cleared.  redface:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2025, 12:23:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2025, 11:43:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2025, 07:37:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2025, 07:51:11 PM
The hell? I thought this was a spoof when I first heard about it.  eeek:

https://www.politico.eu/article/poland-general-fired-after-missing-anti-tank-mines-were-found-in-ikea/

 eeek:

I wonder what they were labelled as...?  rubschin:

Roombas...........hit the top and the room is cleared.  redface:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 17, 2025, 12:51:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2025, 12:23:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2025, 11:43:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2025, 07:37:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2025, 07:51:11 PM
The hell? I thought this was a spoof when I first heard about it.  eeek:

https://www.politico.eu/article/poland-general-fired-after-missing-anti-tank-mines-were-found-in-ikea/

 eeek:

I wonder what they were labelled as...?  rubschin:

Roombas...........hit the top and the room is cleared.  redface:

 ;D
;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2025, 12:04:46 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 22, 2024, 09:50:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2024, 02:01:31 AM
Oh God, why would anyone want to do this  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/10/lily-phillips-tears-aftermath-sleeping-101-men-a-day-22160790/
No I wouldn't want to 'do' her

Christ it gets worse, 1000 men in a day???  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14289533/I-waited-line-alongside-1-000-balaclava-clad-men-sex-Bonnie-Blue-turn-it.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2025, 08:59:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2025, 12:04:46 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 22, 2024, 09:50:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2024, 02:01:31 AM
Oh God, why would anyone want to do this  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/10/lily-phillips-tears-aftermath-sleeping-101-men-a-day-22160790/
No I wouldn't want to 'do' her

Christ it gets worse, 1000 men in a day???  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14289533/I-waited-line-alongside-1-000-balaclava-clad-men-sex-Bonnie-Blue-turn-it.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2025, 05:19:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2025, 08:59:53 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2025, 12:04:46 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 22, 2024, 09:50:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2024, 02:01:31 AM
Oh God, why would anyone want to do this  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/10/lily-phillips-tears-aftermath-sleeping-101-men-a-day-22160790/
No I wouldn't want to 'do' her

Christ it gets worse, 1000 men in a day???  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14289533/I-waited-line-alongside-1-000-balaclava-clad-men-sex-Bonnie-Blue-turn-it.html

 noooo:


“What did you do when you were young granny ? “ …


Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2025, 07:39:45 PM
I feel sorry for the men…
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2025, 09:23:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 19, 2025, 07:39:45 PM
I feel sorry for the men…

These are the men who think prozzies love them …!…or it will be the only time they shag a bird ….!…
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2025, 10:21:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 19, 2025, 09:23:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 19, 2025, 07:39:45 PM
I feel sorry for the men…

These are the men who think prozzies love them …!…or it will be the only time they shag a bird ….!…
Quite.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2025, 08:27:53 AM
Apparently she is married to a rugby player. Part of me feels sorry for the poor dumb bastard as the locker room piss taking must be apocalyptic.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2025, 05:13:33 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2025, 08:27:53 AM
Apparently she is married to a rugby player. Part of me feels sorry for the poor dumb bastard as the locker room piss taking must be apocalyptic.  noooo:

Both hookers … whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2025, 03:36:48 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2025/01/27/woman-says-shes-too-scared-to-use-the-toilet-after-finding-a-snake-in-the-bowl-22443306/amp/ (https://metro.co.uk/2025/01/27/woman-says-shes-too-scared-to-use-the-toilet-after-finding-a-snake-in-the-bowl-22443306/amp/)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2025, 04:49:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2025, 03:36:48 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2025/01/27/woman-says-shes-too-scared-to-use-the-toilet-after-finding-a-snake-in-the-bowl-22443306/amp/ (https://metro.co.uk/2025/01/27/woman-says-shes-too-scared-to-use-the-toilet-after-finding-a-snake-in-the-bowl-22443306/amp/)

 scared2:
scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2025, 10:59:01 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2F483N9x8%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR3pRpc_uCS4WaErTub8vukDG_WXkBGdUfmGBmdzWxDYRXSMpSzXUe280DE_aem_8N24GmI4E5GL75lbXGN7gg&h=AT3ozlJP2KAgYY79LqxzbTp3VOswa6x_UUROhgWBDgO9E5mfhyF8pJXBw29B5ExncyBXtnM0BNcfTD7pqSs_8Xa_qUuwlFAW-fn-X92CAfOzxWOtajEb4PjIsM9wLcvCCCvWWVxEU5fu2aTIRkJD1dpruw&__tn__=R*F&c%5B0%5D=AT2j20hcsVljSFHiVjOdd8to19LwPrYqxtO-Cuv7GJ0RqyS9B0GWz-04qIqCQIdmKqmExoKZFkpTq0HqXtYMQzdbz1-Hx3p7sCmbXrJVlyXfqWc0bqyCpXK3d9BF2uQ68W6akkAjA3OpOZu2LvFagxV5iZg3a2_7zGGypiCUE-DqYayGdxXrgWgU9_PV_psmEU4TbE0HMW7OAjU4tX_SmSHUWU9REw9oZn-Y6wlKCc-mateNudi8EcVAnX
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2025, 07:24:08 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2025, 10:59:01 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2F483N9x8%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR3pRpc_uCS4WaErTub8vukDG_WXkBGdUfmGBmdzWxDYRXSMpSzXUe280DE_aem_8N24GmI4E5GL75lbXGN7gg&h=AT3ozlJP2KAgYY79LqxzbTp3VOswa6x_UUROhgWBDgO9E5mfhyF8pJXBw29B5ExncyBXtnM0BNcfTD7pqSs_8Xa_qUuwlFAW-fn-X92CAfOzxWOtajEb4PjIsM9wLcvCCCvWWVxEU5fu2aTIRkJD1dpruw&__tn__=R*F&c%5B0%5D=AT2j20hcsVljSFHiVjOdd8to19LwPrYqxtO-Cuv7GJ0RqyS9B0GWz-04qIqCQIdmKqmExoKZFkpTq0HqXtYMQzdbz1-Hx3p7sCmbXrJVlyXfqWc0bqyCpXK3d9BF2uQ68W6akkAjA3OpOZu2LvFagxV5iZg3a2_7zGGypiCUE-DqYayGdxXrgWgU9_PV_psmEU4TbE0HMW7OAjU4tX_SmSHUWU9REw9oZn-Y6wlKCc-mateNudi8EcVAnX


 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2025, 12:50:40 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/29/chester-woman-stand-trial-accused-displaying-threatening-bumper-sticker (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/29/chester-woman-stand-trial-accused-displaying-threatening-bumper-sticker)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2025, 06:36:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2025, 07:24:08 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2025, 10:59:01 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2F483N9x8%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR3pRpc_uCS4WaErTub8vukDG_WXkBGdUfmGBmdzWxDYRXSMpSzXUe280DE_aem_8N24GmI4E5GL75lbXGN7gg&h=AT3ozlJP2KAgYY79LqxzbTp3VOswa6x_UUROhgWBDgO9E5mfhyF8pJXBw29B5ExncyBXtnM0BNcfTD7pqSs_8Xa_qUuwlFAW-fn-X92CAfOzxWOtajEb4PjIsM9wLcvCCCvWWVxEU5fu2aTIRkJD1dpruw&__tn__=R*F&c%5B0%5D=AT2j20hcsVljSFHiVjOdd8to19LwPrYqxtO-Cuv7GJ0RqyS9B0GWz-04qIqCQIdmKqmExoKZFkpTq0HqXtYMQzdbz1-Hx3p7sCmbXrJVlyXfqWc0bqyCpXK3d9BF2uQ68W6akkAjA3OpOZu2LvFagxV5iZg3a2_7zGGypiCUE-DqYayGdxXrgWgU9_PV_psmEU4TbE0HMW7OAjU4tX_SmSHUWU9REw9oZn-Y6wlKCc-mateNudi8EcVAnX


 scared2:

Have you been burning books again …. rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2025, 08:32:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 31, 2025, 12:50:40 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/29/chester-woman-stand-trial-accused-displaying-threatening-bumper-sticker (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/29/chester-woman-stand-trial-accused-displaying-threatening-bumper-sticker)
rubschin:  methinks she'll win

The “On the first day God created United then completely fucked up and created City.”  story  lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2025, 11:22:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2025, 07:24:08 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 30, 2025, 10:59:01 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftrib.al%2F483N9x8%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR3pRpc_uCS4WaErTub8vukDG_WXkBGdUfmGBmdzWxDYRXSMpSzXUe280DE_aem_8N24GmI4E5GL75lbXGN7gg&h=AT3ozlJP2KAgYY79LqxzbTp3VOswa6x_UUROhgWBDgO9E5mfhyF8pJXBw29B5ExncyBXtnM0BNcfTD7pqSs_8Xa_qUuwlFAW-fn-X92CAfOzxWOtajEb4PjIsM9wLcvCCCvWWVxEU5fu2aTIRkJD1dpruw&__tn__=R*F&c%5B0%5D=AT2j20hcsVljSFHiVjOdd8to19LwPrYqxtO-Cuv7GJ0RqyS9B0GWz-04qIqCQIdmKqmExoKZFkpTq0HqXtYMQzdbz1-Hx3p7sCmbXrJVlyXfqWc0bqyCpXK3d9BF2uQ68W6akkAjA3OpOZu2LvFagxV5iZg3a2_7zGGypiCUE-DqYayGdxXrgWgU9_PV_psmEU4TbE0HMW7OAjU4tX_SmSHUWU9REw9oZn-Y6wlKCc-mateNudi8EcVAnX


 scared2:

Sweden has been falling apart for a while now

https://www.euractiv.com/section/politics/news/no-control-sweden-grapples-with-bomb-violence-wave/

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2025, 10:39:20 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrnd9z97wwo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrnd9z97wwo.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2025, 12:05:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2025, 10:39:20 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrnd9z97wwo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrnd9z97wwo.amp)


 lol: lol: lol: rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2025, 01:03:19 PM
Whoops

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xq90788j5o.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xq90788j5o.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2025, 01:10:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2025, 01:03:19 PM
Whoops

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xq90788j5o.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xq90788j5o.amp)
lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2025, 12:14:44 AM
https://gizmodo.com/add-fcking-to-your-google-searches-to-neutralize-ai-summaries-2000557710

'Add F*cking to Your Google Searches to Neutralize AI Summaries'
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2025, 06:40:58 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 04, 2025, 12:14:44 AM
https://gizmodo.com/add-fcking-to-your-google-searches-to-neutralize-ai-summaries-2000557710

'Add F*cking to Your Google Searches to Neutralize AI Summaries'

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2025, 09:45:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 04, 2025, 06:40:58 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 04, 2025, 12:14:44 AM
https://gizmodo.com/add-fcking-to-your-google-searches-to-neutralize-ai-summaries-2000557710

'Add F*cking to Your Google Searches to Neutralize AI Summaries'

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2025, 10:31:33 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fbbc.in%2F4aIIVUj%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR1C_gGnM507wQtqXa5z9JFykcblFKWxBoQJtRjWd2nl7ndULsGrcyw3HHY_aem_Z5DWwqpvo2UyYacnW3uguw&h=AT1fJeWSq2UpEKMpUmgnAiNR7embpusbpL4HSgt38Suw7c-ps1-H5vze6DtBsh6rzyy8l-W1J9nCRsGI5KExCC49eyq3Q3b_fUNpI329v6HTTlMmtBk0FNO_Ah1cUrZrXvOaCByJ6RT4t-VxXy5jImLW2A&__tn__=-UK-R&c%5B0%5D=AT2_QsebMDOvamXmLk_ZUzAASoSyNIm5_NuGl_BdQUu73eT-vPcR0byHIMyGBZeV6g2fCgF1t2UobubHZoRgJVwZP_BWRBa716kMWouXnOK5S5oEMH1a0F4iQx3Wmr72PuSISy8vb_XC_EFye4nI0O--cTrpXRApFMLrfpywDQh40GQkOUAJAaoSZkAN259BzQ


https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y7ez2q910o?at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_format=image&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_link_type=web_link&at_campaign_type=owned&at_ptr_name=facebook_page&at_medium=social&at_link_id=2ACBEACA-E0E6-11EF-AC0D-9889CE0647DB&at_link_origin=BBC_East_Midlands&fbclid=IwY2xjawIPdKBleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHUL-AacznTvBC2pdrnP0kXKRxuUUpbEGhAm1GNZ3aeXud1QuwatzLDccdg_aem_Z5DWwqpvo2UyYacnW3uguw
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2025, 11:19:10 PM
Affs
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2025, 10:33:27 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20g85k3z35o
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2025, 11:56:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 05, 2025, 10:33:27 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20g85k3z35o
Right move of course but the pig ignorant arrogant fucker needs to work with rather than usurp the IOC when it comes to the 2028 LA Olympic Games as there will already be legally binding agreements in place.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2025, 03:17:03 PM
What the almighty hell??  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg5y1r1eqmpo

Well at least she won't look out of place holding her phone away from her face like a TOS Star Trek communicator. Not sure about the brown speckled case decoration though  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2025, 03:44:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2025, 03:17:03 PM
What the almighty hell??  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg5y1r1eqmpo

Well at least she won't look out of place holding her phone away from her face like a TOS Star Trek communicator. Not sure about the brown speckled case decoration though  noooo:


 lol: lol: lol: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2025, 10:52:20 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/jLcXtsHJ/img-1-1739094376431.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/jLcXtsHJ)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2025, 08:18:59 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yxwy2wknpo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yxwy2wknpo.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2025, 09:58:00 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 22, 2025, 08:18:59 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yxwy2wknpo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yxwy2wknpo.amp)
eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2025, 05:06:33 AM
https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202406/1314875.shtml

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2025, 11:15:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2025, 05:06:33 AM
https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202406/1314875.shtml

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2025, 01:36:49 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2025, 05:06:33 AM
https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202406/1314875.shtml

 eeek:

Bless her!  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2025, 12:27:45 PM
https://blogs.nasa.gov/planetarydefense/2025/02/24/latest-calculations-conclude-asteroid-2024-yr4-now-poses-no-significant-threat-to-earth-in-2032-and-beyond/

'Latest Calculations Conclude Asteroid 2024 YR4 Now Poses No Significant Threat to Earth in 2032 and Beyond'

Phew I suppose but was anyone actually losing any sleep over this?  Well apart from Daily Star readers

(https://liveblog.digitalimages.sky/lc-images-sky/lcimg-2cfab21c-9e94-47f2-a078-cd9e507e8dd2.jpeg)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2025, 11:37:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2025, 12:27:45 PM
https://blogs.nasa.gov/planetarydefense/2025/02/24/latest-calculations-conclude-asteroid-2024-yr4-now-poses-no-significant-threat-to-earth-in-2032-and-beyond/

'Latest Calculations Conclude Asteroid 2024 YR4 Now Poses No Significant Threat to Earth in 2032 and Beyond'

Phew I suppose but was anyone actually losing any sleep over this?  Well apart from Daily Star readers

(https://liveblog.digitalimages.sky/lc-images-sky/lcimg-2cfab21c-9e94-47f2-a078-cd9e507e8dd2.jpeg)


I wonder if Daily Star readers is an oxymoron …?… rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2025, 06:17:03 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 25, 2025, 11:37:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 25, 2025, 12:27:45 PM
https://blogs.nasa.gov/planetarydefense/2025/02/24/latest-calculations-conclude-asteroid-2024-yr4-now-poses-no-significant-threat-to-earth-in-2032-and-beyond/

'Latest Calculations Conclude Asteroid 2024 YR4 Now Poses No Significant Threat to Earth in 2032 and Beyond'

Phew I suppose but was anyone actually losing any sleep over this?  Well apart from Daily Star readers

(https://liveblog.digitalimages.sky/lc-images-sky/lcimg-2cfab21c-9e94-47f2-a078-cd9e507e8dd2.jpeg)


I wonder if Daily Star readers is an oxymoron …?… rubschin:

 ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2025, 01:08:14 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz03l18jv97o.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz03l18jv97o.amp)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2025, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2025, 01:08:14 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz03l18jv97o.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz03l18jv97o.amp)

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 26, 2025, 06:36:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2025, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2025, 01:08:14 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz03l18jv97o.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz03l18jv97o.amp)

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Memo to self:  never fly Qatar Airways   (wasn't going to anyway)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2025, 12:17:36 PM
Sorry smuggers but the ECtHR  has got this right albeit that this has taken too long and IMHO the compensation should be much higher.  The detail wording in the judgement is damming.

https://news.sky.com/story/authorities-failed-to-investigate-original-claims-of-british-woman-accused-of-lying-about-being-gang-raped-on-holiday-13317455

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2025, 08:35:27 AM
Quote from: Steve on February 26, 2025, 06:36:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2025, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2025, 01:08:14 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz03l18jv97o.amp (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz03l18jv97o.amp)

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Memo to self:  never fly Qatar Airways   (wasn't going to anyway)

Definitely not as they now insist they did nothing wrong despite not following IATA guidelines https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y44z9z67po
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2025, 11:31:24 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpv4djjxvldo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpv4djjxvldo.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2025, 06:50:02 PM
Amazon forest felled to build road for climate summit (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9vy191rgn1o)

 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2025, 04:54:49 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/dD5JyBdq/img-1-1742316742848.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dD5JyBdq)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 18, 2025, 06:05:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 18, 2025, 04:54:49 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/dD5JyBdq/img-1-1742316742848.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dD5JyBdq)

 eeek:

 noooo:

 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2025, 07:01:19 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2025, 06:50:02 PM
Amazon forest felled to build road for climate summit (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9vy191rgn1o)

 Banghead
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2025, 09:55:30 PM
Campaigner wants everyone to stop groping Dublin’s famous Molly Malone statue (https://edition.cnn.com/2025/03/19/travel/campaigner-molly-malone-statue-scli-intl/index.html)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2025, 01:51:36 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/michael-oleary-ryanair-restaurant-extra-charge-luvida-b2721151.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/michael-oleary-ryanair-restaurant-extra-charge-luvida-b2721151.html)


 lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2025, 01:52:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2025, 01:51:36 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/michael-oleary-ryanair-restaurant-extra-charge-luvida-b2721151.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/michael-oleary-ryanair-restaurant-extra-charge-luvida-b2721151.html)


 lol:


happy001
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2025, 05:44:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2025, 01:52:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2025, 01:51:36 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/michael-oleary-ryanair-restaurant-extra-charge-luvida-b2721151.html (https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/michael-oleary-ryanair-restaurant-extra-charge-luvida-b2721151.html)


 lol:

happy001
happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2025, 03:53:33 PM
I thought this was a wind up when I first heard about it.  eeek:  sick2:

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/jessica-simpson-snake-sperm-drink-why-b2724463.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2025, 03:54:06 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2025, 03:53:33 PM
I thought this was a wind up when I first heard about it.  eeek:  sick2:

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/jessica-simpson-snake-sperm-drink-why-b2724463.html


 eeek: Not clicking!  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2025, 06:54:39 PM
Trump imposes tariffs on island only inhabited by Penguins (https://news.sky.com/story/island-home-only-to-penguins-hit-by-tariffs-and-other-things-you-may-have-missed-on-liberation-day-13340958)

He sends his deputy to explain why

(https://i.postimg.cc/WdCzJCBR/heard-and-Mc-Donald.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WdCzJCBR)


But the Penguins are angry


(https://i.postimg.cc/KkyY0LcJ/Penguin-revenge.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/KkyY0LcJ)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2025, 10:22:04 AM
Scientists announce dire wolf species has been brought back from extinction after 10,000 years (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/dire-wolf-extinction-brought-back-colossal-biosciences-b2729237.html)

 eeek:  what next, the Dodo?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2025, 01:58:49 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2eeggyppzo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2eeggyppzo.amp)

Bonkers
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2025, 05:08:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2025, 01:58:49 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2eeggyppzo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2eeggyppzo.amp)

Bonkers
And TMJs (c Apey)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2025, 11:49:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 10, 2025, 05:08:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2025, 01:58:49 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2eeggyppzo.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2eeggyppzo.amp)

Bonkers
And TMJs (c Apey)

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2025, 03:16:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 08, 2025, 10:22:04 AM
Scientists announce dire wolf species has been brought back from extinction after 10,000 years (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/dire-wolf-extinction-brought-back-colossal-biosciences-b2729237.html)

 eeek:  what next, the Dodo?

The Wooly Mammoth, the Thylacine and yes, the Dodo.

https://colossal.com/species/

As long as they dont get drunk and watch Jurassic Park we shouldn't have anything to worry about.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2025, 10:44:41 PM
Someone needs to add in the old POW, WHAM effects from the Adam West series into the video  lol:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/met-police-batman-robin-westminster-bridge-scammers-b2731749.html
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2025, 09:05:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2025, 10:44:41 PM
Someone needs to add in the old POW, WHAM effects from the Adam West series into the video  lol:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/met-police-batman-robin-westminster-bridge-scammers-b2731749.html
:thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2025, 07:07:06 AM
https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/nine-factory-new-cars-worth-10106004.amp (https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/nine-factory-new-cars-worth-10106004.amp)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2025, 09:53:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 16, 2025, 07:07:06 AM
https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/nine-factory-new-cars-worth-10106004.amp (https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/nine-factory-new-cars-worth-10106004.amp)

 rubschin:


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2025, 10:08:14 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 16, 2025, 07:07:06 AM
https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/nine-factory-new-cars-worth-10106004.amp (https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/nine-factory-new-cars-worth-10106004.amp)

 rubschin:
Those tariffs eh?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2025, 10:36:38 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8kz05n25po.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8kz05n25po.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2025, 10:39:21 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 16, 2025, 10:36:38 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8kz05n25po.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8kz05n25po.amp)

 lol: excellent …!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2025, 10:55:34 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2025, 02:45:20 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vice.com%2Fen%2Farticle%2Ffoster-mom-accused-of-trading-child-for-exotic-monkey%2F%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR5K_AQpHcSYz2LE0aqPIBMLY0c-vZmsje1QyxJQpz0uQRKgkObGeXPdg_AtNA_aem_NlhIQBb1atGNQcLVD1BGXA&h=AT06FkbmvWeiAqIEr6OxDI3GWkdGRZq16jEtcqCcVKGqnObqZRrwxX8uDjfTaf3ad6Eb9Ra0vxv6aQJYuuT_QTs9A-aOeyTphQrTcbDsQyhGcWjq8LfydoORoIzrZa4Imh6mZsDaM26jKCp1TU6wlUB-ND7nea0v0TWOlw&__tn__=R*F&c%5B0%5D=AT24WajvAQF5NLCPf4nPibITyAGS9XuAQuccir2lpcCBGFAE8P87oX6a9FOWERXB1ZxrAH88EOQKQFg9IRAB8LEFjGUcnUFABr0DYTNzXfzV82idMZPMzlcYWFZWgL8704QAX1jiE8BgluE1HAkUAdit_qJIjwzgLQoMCrXq0yNGwGyRuiPOwo8zCvmYHGUkHyYSCI27WU1JnDoYofcgJtonboBtHNxKqJmWqhP8RcxqY9u8IGqIS1-Ljub5aZuK8GHNag
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2025, 08:30:41 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 16, 2025, 02:45:20 PM
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vice.com%2Fen%2Farticle%2Ffoster-mom-accused-of-trading-child-for-exotic-monkey%2F%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR5K_AQpHcSYz2LE0aqPIBMLY0c-vZmsje1QyxJQpz0uQRKgkObGeXPdg_AtNA_aem_NlhIQBb1atGNQcLVD1BGXA&h=AT06FkbmvWeiAqIEr6OxDI3GWkdGRZq16jEtcqCcVKGqnObqZRrwxX8uDjfTaf3ad6Eb9Ra0vxv6aQJYuuT_QTs9A-aOeyTphQrTcbDsQyhGcWjq8LfydoORoIzrZa4Imh6mZsDaM26jKCp1TU6wlUB-ND7nea0v0TWOlw&__tn__=R*F&c%5B0%5D=AT24WajvAQF5NLCPf4nPibITyAGS9XuAQuccir2lpcCBGFAE8P87oX6a9FOWERXB1ZxrAH88EOQKQFg9IRAB8LEFjGUcnUFABr0DYTNzXfzV82idMZPMzlcYWFZWgL8704QAX1jiE8BgluE1HAkUAdit_qJIjwzgLQoMCrXq0yNGwGyRuiPOwo8zCvmYHGUkHyYSCI27WU1JnDoYofcgJtonboBtHNxKqJmWqhP8RcxqY9u8IGqIS1-Ljub5aZuK8GHNag
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2025, 06:19:07 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kx1n3xgr2o.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kx1n3xgr2o.amp)

Great! We can all buy cheap Cadillacs now  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2025, 07:45:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 23, 2025, 06:19:07 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kx1n3xgr2o.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kx1n3xgr2o.amp)

Great! We can all buy cheap Cadillacs now  lol:
rubschin:



 noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2025, 05:02:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 23, 2025, 06:19:07 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kx1n3xgr2o.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kx1n3xgr2o.amp)

Great! We can all buy cheap Cadillacs now  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2025, 12:20:00 AM
I hear you knocking, but you can't come in
I hear you knocking, go back where you been  whistle:

(https://static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2025/04/alligator-knocking-on-door.jpg)

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-doorbell-camera-captures-alligator-up-hind-legs-knocking-door
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2025, 09:50:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2025, 12:20:00 AM
I hear you knocking, but you can't come in
I hear you knocking, go back where you been  whistle:

(https://static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2025/04/alligator-knocking-on-door.jpg)

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-doorbell-camera-captures-alligator-up-hind-legs-knocking-door


 scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2025, 11:10:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2025, 09:50:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2025, 12:20:00 AM
I hear you knocking, but you can't come in
I hear you knocking, go back where you been  whistle:

(https://static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2025/04/alligator-knocking-on-door.jpg)

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-doorbell-camera-captures-alligator-up-hind-legs-knocking-door


 scared2:
scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2025, 05:48:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2025, 11:10:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2025, 09:50:26 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2025, 12:20:00 AM
I hear you knocking, but you can't come in
I hear you knocking, go back where you been  whistle:

(https://static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2025/04/alligator-knocking-on-door.jpg)

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-doorbell-camera-captures-alligator-up-hind-legs-knocking-door


 scared2:
scared2: scared2:

When you need a snappy delivery …. whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2025, 06:38:41 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/LY3H2HFL/img-2-1745865201132.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LY3H2HFL)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2025, 06:51:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 28, 2025, 06:38:41 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/LY3H2HFL/img-2-1745865201132.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LY3H2HFL)

 eeek:   noooo:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2025, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2025, 06:51:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 28, 2025, 06:38:41 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/LY3H2HFL/img-2-1745865201132.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LY3H2HFL)

 eeek:   noooo:    rubschin:
Please don't say you believed it. 
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2025, 08:28:54 AM
These days ANYTHING could be true!
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2025, 11:07:35 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 29, 2025, 08:28:54 AM
These days ANYTHING could be true!
But that wasn't.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2025, 07:28:09 PM
Full size Lego F1 cars driven at Miami GP track for the drivers parade

https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/f1-drivers-miami-gp-parade-full-size-lego-cars/10719837/

(https://media.formula1.com/image/upload/f_auto,c_limit,w_1440,q_auto/f_auto,c_fill,q_auto,w_1320,t_16by9Centre,g_faces,ar_16:9/trackside-images/2025/F1_Grand_Prix_of_Miami/2213390626)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2025, 05:57:29 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 04, 2025, 07:28:09 PM
Full size Lego F1 cars driven at Miami GP track for the drivers parade

https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/f1-drivers-miami-gp-parade-full-size-lego-cars/10719837/

(https://media.formula1.com/image/upload/f_auto,c_limit,w_1440,q_auto/f_auto,c_fill,q_auto,w_1320,t_16by9Centre,g_faces,ar_16:9/trackside-images/2025/F1_Grand_Prix_of_Miami/2213390626)


Cor!  ;D
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2025, 07:39:22 AM
https://news.sky.com/story/you-wouldnt-steal-a-font-famous-anti-piracy-campaign-may-have-used-pirated-typeface-13357462

 happy002
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2025, 08:44:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2025, 07:39:22 AM
https://news.sky.com/story/you-wouldnt-steal-a-font-famous-anti-piracy-campaign-may-have-used-pirated-typeface-13357462

 happy002
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2025, 05:34:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 07, 2025, 08:44:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2025, 07:39:22 AM
https://news.sky.com/story/you-wouldnt-steal-a-font-famous-anti-piracy-campaign-may-have-used-pirated-typeface-13357462

 happy002
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2025, 07:33:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2025, 05:34:29 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 07, 2025, 08:44:01 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2025, 07:39:22 AM
https://news.sky.com/story/you-wouldnt-steal-a-font-famous-anti-piracy-campaign-may-have-used-pirated-typeface-13357462

 happy002
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

I'm really hoping Ed Byrne hears about this and does a follow up routine  lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2025, 10:51:19 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2025, 11:01:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2025, 10:51:19 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo)

Call it a hunch but is he related to you by any chance?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2025, 12:42:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2025, 11:01:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2025, 10:51:19 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo)

Call it a hunch but is he related to you by any chance?  whistle:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2025, 03:53:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2025, 10:51:19 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo)
;D

'It is not known what caused the crash and Norwegian police are said to be investigating.'


Well it's a Cypriot flagged ship so no shock if collapso is involved
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2025, 09:54:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2025, 03:53:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2025, 10:51:19 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo)
;D

'It is not known what caused the crash and Norwegian police are said to be investigating.'


Well it's a Cypriot flagged ship so no shock if collapso is involved

Does Cap'n BlackBucket have an alibi?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2025, 06:33:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2025, 09:54:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2025, 03:53:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2025, 10:51:19 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo)
;D

'It is not known what caused the crash and Norwegian police are said to be investigating.'


Well it's a Cypriot flagged ship so no shock if collapso is involved

Does Cap'n BlackBucket have an alibi?  whistle:


I was in bed...  whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 24, 2025, 08:24:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 24, 2025, 06:33:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2025, 09:54:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2025, 03:53:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2025, 10:51:19 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo)
;D

'It is not known what caused the crash and Norwegian police are said to be investigating.'


Well it's a Cypriot flagged ship so no shock if collapso is involved

Does Cap'n BlackBucket have an alibi?  whistle:


I was in bed...  whistle:

I believe it's called a bunk on board a ship.
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2025, 08:41:41 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 24, 2025, 08:24:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 24, 2025, 06:33:51 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2025, 09:54:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2025, 03:53:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2025, 10:51:19 AM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo)
;D

'It is not known what caused the crash and Norwegian police are said to be investigating.'


Well it's a Cypriot flagged ship so no shock if collapso is involved

Does Cap'n BlackBucket have an alibi?  whistle:


I was in bed...  whistle:

I believe it's called a bunk on board a ship.

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2025, 01:22:35 PM
'paraglider survives accidental 8000m-high flight'    scared2:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm238175gzyo
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2025, 03:23:24 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 29, 2025, 01:22:35 PM
'paraglider survives accidental 8000m-high flight'    scared2:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm238175gzyo


 eeek:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2025, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2025, 03:23:24 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 29, 2025, 01:22:35 PM
'paraglider survives accidental 8000m-high flight'    scared2:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm238175gzyo


 eeek:

And got suspended ….is that a pun ….?
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2025, 01:04:03 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c23mrprk952o.amp (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c23mrprk952o.amp)
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2025, 06:08:00 PM
'200-year-old condom with explicit print displayed in Amsterdam'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1de271qg4yo
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2025, 10:43:06 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 04, 2025, 06:08:00 PM
'200-year-old condom with explicit print displayed in Amsterdam'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1de271qg4yo

Clergymen … whistle:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2025, 11:22:16 AM
Mum's ashes put to sea to 'travel the world' (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxy20nx2exo)

Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2025, 12:39:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 06, 2025, 11:22:16 AM
Mum's ashes put to sea to 'travel the world' (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxy20nx2exo)

51 single mother of five and grandmother of six...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fantastic Headlines
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2025, 02:35:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 06, 2025, 12:39:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 06, 2025, 11:22:16 AM
Mum's ashes put to sea to 'travel the world' (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxy20nx2exo)

51 single mother of five and grandmother of six...  noooo:
Welcome to what passes for the modern reality