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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2009, 08:07:25 AM
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We have 6 new staff starting on Monday ..and potentially another 5 shortly. Absolutely bloody ridiculous I know given the redundo situation ( but that is only affecting managers at the moment - I stress ' at the moment' - noooo: )
We are meant to hotdesk - but inevitably as is human nature , people stick to what they know and their preferred seats ::)
I have issued a declaration of independence for each desk in the office this week and stated that they should be cleared of any personal belongings and left clear each evening. This is to be in effect by the end of this week to help accommodate new starters on Monday.
What a kerfaffle these hand wringing herd of wildebeest are creating evil:
"But I have no space for my crockery " eeek: - put it in the kitchen where it is meant to be
"But I need to sit next to the window because I have a condition" - then get in earlier and bag yourself a seat next to one shrugs:
" I have no where to store my cycling gear " - then put it in the lockers that are several floors away noooo:
" I have no where to store my files" - then put them in the filing which is a short walk at the end of the corridor and is where they are meant to be kept anyway
" But it all feels too clinical " - give me strength noooo:
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But what about all the fluffy thingies on the computer, plants, pictures of loved ones, framed certificates from Elf and Safety courses, personalised pen holders made by Sebastion and Claire at their art classes.. it will lead to anarchy thats what I say.
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They have a pedestal each, which they can move around to which ever desk they are sitting at. This can contain all / any personal effects they may wish to adorn their desk with for the day ::)
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A pedestal? eeek:
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An office one ... like these
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Not like the one you're on eyes:
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An office one ... like these
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Not like the one you're on eyes:
eeek:
I foresee an elfin safety nightmare with fully loaded pedestals being raced around the office like a game of musical chairs... noooo:
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They will have to employ someone as the official pedestal mover and send them on a training course.
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There is a feckin handle attachment on the back of them to comply with manual handling regs so no one is stooping and moving them ::)
It's all covered - honestly - trust me lol:
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I've trusted you ever since the day I first logged on.
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cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Can my day get any better now - I don't think so lol:
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There is a feckin handle attachment on the back of them to comply with manual handling regs so no one is stooping and moving them ::)
It's all covered - honestly - trust me lol:
They'll bash into shins and things... noooo:
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cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Can my day get any better now - I don't think so lol:
I could put you on a pedestal but your colleagues would probably complain.
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I'm confused. Where's the pedestal bit on those drawers?
Pedestal, as in...
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There is a feckin handle attachment on the back of them to comply with manual handling regs so no one is stooping and moving them ::)
It's all covered - honestly - trust me lol:
They'll bash into shins and things... noooo:
But they all come in at different times - the joys of flexi time...so there should be no peak bashing time whistle:
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There is a feckin handle attachment on the back of them to comply with manual handling regs so no one is stooping and moving them ::)
It's all covered - honestly - trust me lol:
They'll bash into shins and things... noooo:
But they all come in at different times - the joys of flexi time...so there should be no peak bashing time whistle:
Such an innocent child... noooo:
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razz:
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In my Security Sales days I was asked to design a routine to ensure that a client's clean desk policy WOULD be implemented.
In the first week we had the night guards walk round each office and leave a pre-printed, polite notice stating that the company had a clear desk policy and would the occupant of the desk on which the note had been left please ensure they cleared their desk and locked it before going home.
In the second week the note carried the added threat of "disciplinary action" for non compliance.
In the third week we simply swept every thing from the desk top into individual bin liners and took it to the gatehouse, leaving a post-it note saying where they might attend to reclaim their possessions.
In the fourth week we threw everything into one dustbin and delivered it to the MDs Sec so that she could sort out anything that belonged to the company and bin the rest.
In the fifth week 7 people handed in their notice.
The MD was unrepentant and implemented a hot desk policy which I suspect had been his intention all along.
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I'm confused. Where's the pedestal bit on those drawers?
Pedestal, as in...
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whistle:
You have me doubting myself - they are called pedestals aren't they ( the office furniture that is - not your picture ) whacky115
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Cart?
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I know them as pedestals.... whistle:
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What do they call you?
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What do they call you?
Sir.
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With all these pedestals loaded with Knick Knacks moving around is there any plans to implement a one way circuit and/or install traffic lights at major junctions and bottle necks?
I think we need to know
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No - there is only one pathway - so I think the all out carnage option will be in operation - becuase obviously they are not responsible for looking where they are going eveilgrin:
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You will need a traffic warden then.. they have uniform cloud9:
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Has anyone told you lately that you are obsessed GOS whistle:
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You would look nice in a uniform Miss D cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Now that was a funny comedy.
Does a tennis outfit count as a uniform?
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YES
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rubschin:
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Well I can hardly show the ball girls can I but some of them look very eyes:
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Miss D, I have always known them as pedestals.
By the way, I...erm...seemed to acquired a few, do you need any? Reasonable rates....
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cloud9:
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Now that was a funny comedy.
Seconded. happy088
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Ahem
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Ahem
What? Shrugs:
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I am trying hard to keep the thread off topic, you twit
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I am trying hard to keep the thread off topic, you twit
Why you moron? Shrugs:
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Ahem
What? Shrugs:
I am taken by the picture
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She is jolly attractive ~ and a real line judge at this year's Wimbledon too.
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We are of one mind eyes:
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I can't make my mind up... rubschin:
Can we see her in a pair of high heels? eyes:
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We should give her her own thread
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Poll?
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No Kirsty. She's from Southampton
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Poll?
Pole? eyes:
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No Donaldson - Scottish perhaps
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Matching cuffs and collars?
We need to be told....
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No Donaldson - Scottish perhaps
I thought that. 21 noooo:
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Pole dancing like... eyes:
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Go and wash your brain out you old pervert. We think Kirsty is pure (mostly)
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Go and wash your brain out you old pervert. We think Kirsty is pure (mostly)
Shame... noooo:
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We should make her the official pub pin up. If you can get some more pics of her in your bucket we could stick bags of peanuts to her and pull them off to reveal her, like
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Poor girl. I wonder if her ears are burning.
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We should make her the official pub pin up. If you can get some more pics of her in your bucket we could stick bags of peanuts to her and pull them off to reveal her, like
That's an excellent idea... rubschin:
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I have looked, where does she keep her balls?
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I have looked, where does she keep her balls?
Not another one of Nick's trannies? noooo:
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There are more? Popcorn:
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You lot can't be left alone for 5 minutes can you lol:
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There are more? Popcorn:
He attracts them... like flies to shite. noooo:
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You lot can't be left alone for 5 minutes can you lol:
It was Nick miss! whistle:
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It was Uncle wot started it asking about Tennis Uniforms (in an undertone like)
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But you stuck her up here
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But you stuck her up here
eeek: I missed that!
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But you stuck her up here
True ~ but she is well dressed and very errrrrrrrrrr Fit! (and she comes from my Home Town where all the prettiest girls come from but don't tell either of my wives that)
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So it's all your fault
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Ahem
What? Shrugs:
I am taken by the picture
She has slipped a bit
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I wouldn't mind a double fault with her I can tell you eyes: redface: redface: redface:
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It was ALL of you .....
You are ALL bad ......
naughty naughty boys sex014
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New balls
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redface:
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Anyway back to hoarding. I have just remembered I have two boxes of crockery stashed in the spare office at work. redface: eeek: redface:
Mr Wench will be FURIOUS!!!
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No, less tat in the house. He will be thrilled
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No ~ I think she means she has two boxes of spare crockery at the office that she is leaving so will have to take the boxes of crockery home.
Mr Wench presumably knows nothing of its existence yet.
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No, less tat in the house. He will be thrilled
No this will be more tat coming home from my ex place of work. redface:
Tat I have not owned up to. redface:
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He will be FURIOUS.
Leave it there.
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But it's nice tat! I may take it to Granny's redface:
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If she goes back into the office she will be leaving with far more than the crockery whistle:
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If she goes back into the office she will be leaving with far more than the crockery whistle:
whistle: whistle: whistle:
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That had crossed my mind too whistle:
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I want my computer. redface:
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Did you get chance to download any of your personal stuff before leaving ???
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I want my computer. redface:
Take a hooooooge handbag then.
Forget the screen they are cheap to buy, forget also the keyboard and mouse as they too are cheap. You just want the tower.
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I'm going back on Monday. I need to clear my desk, sort out my stuff and download my personal items from my hard drive. I did mention this in an email to my colleague/friend earlier today. So I am hoping they will just say, don't bother and let me take it with me. Complete with software. whistle:
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Tartan shopping trolley whistle:
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Buy a cheapo tower from any second hand PC shop and swap them over. Should be the work of seconds to a girl as experienced with cables as you.
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She plans to spend the redundo on a Mac whistle:
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My very thoughts too whistle:
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We are of one mind cloud9: *
*see earlier posts about spiders and line girls noooo:
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The boys are of one mind - the girls have their own whistle:
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But are mostly off out when one calls
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cloud9:
Ahem
What? Shrugs:
I am taken by the picture
She has slipped a bit
SHe has slipped again. We want to hear from Pastis
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Phwaorrrrr!
Tastey totty eyes: I might have to watch some tennis tomorrow!
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Not you as well noooo:
Tis true - you all share the one mind lol:
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She plans to spend the redundo on a Mac whistle:
I'd be lying if I said no thoughts of that and a digital slr hadn't passed through my head. redface:
Just had long chat with colleague/friend she is going to make enquiries about my pc. Although thinks it may have a bow on it when I arrive Monday afternoon. ;)
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Good man!
What is it about her? The skirt? The shiney shins? The shoes? Smile? Blazer? Whole thing I spose rubschin:
I think I am in lurve.
We shall have to cover her in peanut packets and then just TEAR THEM OFF eveilgrin:
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She plans to spend the redundo on a Mac whistle:
I'd be lying if I said no thoughts of that and a digital slr hadn't passed through my head. redface:
Just had long chat with colleague/friend she is going to make enquiries about my pc. Although thinks it may have a bow on it when I arrive Monday afternoon. ;)
Is that because you have set so many passwords and things on it that no one else could possibly use it - good work 8)
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Those skirts are really unflattering in real life.
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She plans to spend the redundo on a Mac whistle:
I'd be lying if I said no thoughts of that and a digital slr hadn't passed through my head. redface:
Just had long chat with colleague/friend she is going to make enquiries about my pc. Although thinks it may have a bow on it when I arrive Monday afternoon. ;)
I had actually changed them yesterday morning as luck would have it! lol:
Is that because yo have set so many passwords and things on it that no one else could possibly use it - good work 8)
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
On you perhaps.
Kirsty the Peanut Maiden is real!!
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Good man!
What is it about her? The skirt? The shiney shins? The shoes? Smile? Blazer? Whole thing I spose rubschin:
I think I am in lurve.
We shall have to cover her in peanut packets and then just TEAR THEM OFF eveilgrin:
And for once my avatar is positioned correctly in relation to the picture in the message lol:
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She plans to spend the redundo on a Mac whistle:
I'd be lying if I said no thoughts of that and a digital slr hadn't passed through my head. redface:
Just had long chat with colleague/friend she is going to make enquiries about my pc. Although thinks it may have a bow on it when I arrive Monday afternoon. ;)
I had actually changed them yesterday morning as luck would have it! lol:
Is that because yo have set so many passwords and things on it that no one else could possibly use it - good work 8)
What a muddle noooo:
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Good man!
What is it about her? The skirt? The shiney shins? The shoes? Smile? Blazer? Whole thing I spose rubschin:
I think I am in lurve.
We shall have to cover her in peanut packets and then just TEAR THEM OFF eveilgrin:
And for once my avatar is positioned correctly in relation to the picture in the message lol:
EH?
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
On you perhaps.
Kirsty the Peanut Maiden is real!!
Is it possibly the hands behind the back pose ::)
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rubschin:
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Good man!
What is it about her? The skirt? The shiney shins? The shoes? Smile? Blazer? Whole thing I spose rubschin:
I think I am in lurve.
We shall have to cover her in peanut packets and then just TEAR THEM OFF eveilgrin:
And for once my avatar is positioned correctly in relation to the picture in the message lol:
EH?
Leering forward - keep up old bean lol:
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Phwaorrrrr!
Tastey totty eyes: I might have to watch some tennis tomorrow!
She seems quite innocent
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It's a visual thing, Nick, composition an' all that ;)
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Quite. But one could compose Anne Widdecombe similarly without the same effect
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Indeed. I'd have to make my avatar face the other way
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eeek:
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
On you perhaps.
Kirsty the Peanut Maiden is real!!
Is it possibly the hands behind the back pose ::)
I bloody knew it! she is holding a spanking paddle eyes:
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
On you perhaps.
Kirsty the Peanut Maiden is real!!
Is it possibly the hands behind the back pose ::)
I bloody knew it! she is holding a spanking paddle eyes:
lol: lol: lol:
Calm down GOS - you'll do yourself a mischief... noooo:
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I should be so lucky eyes:
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I should be so lucky eyes:
Ah... Dementia would have to rub ointment on it eh...? eyes:
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Like I said.. I should be so lucky sad24:
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Like I said.. I should be so lucky sad24:
You could go to A & E then... Nurses uniforms and all that... eyes:
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How much time did you spend surfing the internet for that this morning whistle:
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How much time did you spend surfing the internet for that this morning whistle:
It took me hours... I'm exhausted now... noooo:
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Phwaorrrrr!
Tastey totty eyes: I might have to watch some tennis tomorrow!
Morning
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Crickey! She would meet my targets any day of the week
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You've massacred her ...Nick will not be pleased lol:
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