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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2009, 06:41:45 PM
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Having just opened many presents and done the customary ' thank you that's lovely' line - there are several that I don't think I will either use , enjoy, or care to experience eeek:
Delving into the memory banks of Swap Shop vs Tiswas days ( I'm afraid I was a Tiswas girl ) - I thought I could offer some up for exchange for any suitable alternatives
So far the list to be swapped include :-
A rubik's cube ( boxed )
A spray on tanning session ( need to be entirely naked and choose the shade before woman hoses you down in booth eyes: )
A ticket to U2 concert on August 14th
A mahogany type photo frame - A5 size ( always a relatives present noooo: )
A toe ring eeek:
All reasonable swaps considered lol:
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A ribuk's cube! cloud9:
Um, how about Skilos?
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You love that dog noooo:
I thought you would be far more likely to offer up the cats - but then LL would not be best pleased noooo:
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A spray on tanning session ( need to be entirely naked and choose the shade before woman hoses you down in booth )
Double upgrade for ?5. Name the date!
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I'll go to 10 quid on that one!
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Somehow I thought that would be the popular one lol:
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Put it on EBay!
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I will swap you a kidnapped Scotch Mong for the Rubik's cube.
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How big is the toe ring?
Two turnips and 50kg of well-rotted if it is big enough
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You love that dog noooo:
I thought you would be far more likely to offer up the cats - but then LL would not be best pleased noooo:
A deal then! cloud9:
Which of the cats would you like - I will flat-pack and send it to you...
BTW I take it this cube is in pristine, finished condition (so I can claim I did it) and not all mucked-up? rubschin:
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TISWAS, sigh.
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How big is the toe ring?
Two turnips and 50kg of well-rotted if it is big enough
It is a jade coloured , crystal, sparkly thing .....would fit the toe next to the big one ( on my feet anyway whistle: ) - though not sure what I could do with 50kg of turnips rubschin:
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I will swap you a kidnapped Scotch Mong for the Rubik's cube.
Swap declined noooo: noooo: noooo: - what about some shortbread rubschin:
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A deal then! cloud9:
Which of the cats would you like - I will flat-pack and send it to you...
BTW I take it this cube is in pristine, finished condition (so I can claim I did it) and not all mucked-up? rubschin:
The cube is still boxed ( as stated in original advert noooo: ) therefore all the sides are completed and you could impress your friend (s) until they take it off you and start fiddling with it evil:
As for the cats - I couldn't deprive you of their company ;D -
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A deal then! cloud9:
Which of the cats would you like - I will flat-pack and send it to you...
BTW I take it this cube is in pristine, finished condition (so I can claim I did it) and not all mucked-up? rubschin:
The cube is still boxed ( as stated in original advert noooo: ) therefore all the sides are completed and you could impress your friend (s) until they take it off you and start fiddling with it evil:
As for the cats - I couldn't deprive you of their company ;D -
Bugger! evil:
What then...? eyes:
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What then...? eyes:
What have you got that I would like Shrugs:
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What then...? eyes:
What have you got that I would like Shrugs:
Um... Some old 'puters? DVDs? My muscular body? eyes:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
They are not home made DVD's are they eeek: ....and they are in PAL .....without subtitles rubschin:
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How big is the toe ring?
Two turnips and 50kg of well-rotted if it is big enough
It is a jade coloured , crystal, sparkly thing .....would fit the toe next to the big one ( on my feet anyway whistle: ) - though not sure what I could do with 50kg of turnips rubschin:
No, no silly girl.
Two turnips and 50kg of well-rotted horse manure. ::)
Turnips don't grow on trees you know. noooo:
Anyway, the deal is off as the Bulls nose is much bigger than your toe.
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You're a hard task master to please lol:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
They are not home made DVD's are they eeek: ....and they are in PAL .....without subtitles rubschin:
You peeked at my private collection? eeek:
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angel1
It was the only thing available to watch in 'my' room eeek:
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angel1
It was the only thing available to watch in 'my' room eeek:
redface:
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I'll throw an evening's free baby sitting in for the U2 ticket and the tanning session! And given tales of the Brat I think you are getting the better end of the deal! lol:
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I'll throw an evening's free baby sitting in for the U2 ticket and the tanning session! And given tales of the Brat I think you are getting the better end of the deal! lol:
Christus! You drive a hard bargain! eeek:
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;)
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I'll throw an evening's free baby sitting in for the U2 ticket and the tanning session! And given tales of the Brat I think you are getting the better end of the deal! lol:
rubschin:
Can I stay out the whole night whistle:
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Yep. So long as you are back by say 11 it's all good! Do you have sky or a good selection of dvd entertainment? Not the smutty stuff BM enjoys!
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Yep. So long as you are back by say 11 it's all good! Do you have sky or a good selection of dvd entertainment? Not the smutty stuff BM enjoys!
That's a whole evening ~ a whole night would involve being there to greet her when she returns, worn out, at about 9am the following day. eyes:
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Yep. So long as you are back by say 11 it's all good! Do you have sky or a good selection of dvd entertainment? Not the smutty stuff BM enjoys!
eeek:
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Yep. So long as you are back by say 11 it's all good! Do you have sky or a good selection of dvd entertainment? Not the smutty stuff BM enjoys!
That's a whole evening ~ a whole night would involve being there to greet her when she returns, worn out, at about 9am the following day. eyes:
You are so on my wavelength lol:
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Yep. So long as you are back by say 11 it's all good! Do you have sky or a good selection of dvd entertainment? Not the smutty stuff BM enjoys!
That's a whole evening ~ a whole night would involve being there to greet her when she returns, worn out, at about 9am the following day. eyes:
You are so on my wavelength lol:
I meant 11 the next day at lunch time. I imagine that is when the Brat normally wakes up again! ;)
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Good call - she should just surface from her pit then....
BIg LCD TV - large selection of DVD's and Blu Ray films cloud9: - alcohol provided
Job done cloud9:
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How 'bout the Rubik's cube like...? sad24:
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You have yet to offer me anything I want whistle:
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You have yet to offer me anything I want whistle:
A fiver then...? ::)
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I'll bring the bloomin thing with me in September and you can just have it
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I'll bring the bloomin thing with me in September and you can just have it
cloud9:
You knew I would keep going until you said that didn't you...? whistle:
I'll clap you for that like... ;)
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I'll bring the bloomin thing with me in September and you can just have it
Mix it up first though eveilgrin:
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I'll bring the bloomin thing with me in September and you can just have it
Mix it up first though eveilgrin:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! sad24:
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Oh, hold on tho... rubschin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsQIoPyfQzM&feature=fvst
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I fancy the take it apart and reassemble method will be BM's chosen route.
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I fancy the take it apart and reassemble method will be BM's chosen route.
Or just spray paint the sides... whistle:
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Is it like this?
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Is it like this?
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That would work! cloud9:
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Which of the cats would you like - I will flat-pack and send it to you..
All ready for dispatch
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lol:
It's had quite a lot to smoke on the journey hasn't it rubschin:
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lol:
It's had quite a lot to smoke on the journey hasn't it rubschin:
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
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Ok - in preparation for my hols and because I did not get any reasonable offers I have booked my spray on tan session for the day before I go away. that way I will not be the whitest whale on the beach redface: redface: redface:
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So Sven is coming back to do the fence is he?
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Harvest gold - might be a bit too much Snoops - I am hoping for something a little more subtle . A little off white is all scared2:
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Ok - in preparation for my hols and because I did not get any reasonable offers I have booked my spray on tan session for the day before I go away. that way I will not be the whitest whale on the beach redface: redface: redface:
point:
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And your problem is rubschin:
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And your problem is rubschin:
You promised to show me your white bits! cussing:
Or did I dream that...? rubschin:
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Think it was a nightmare to be more accurate eeek:
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Think it was a nightmare to be more accurate eeek:
rubschin:
I remember screaming now you mention it...
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And your problem is rubschin:
Do you really have that much time on your hands Miss D? whistle:
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Indeed - perhaps not. may be something you can help him with then GM lol:
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Ok - no one took up my offer of the U2 ticket either and the concert is this Friday. evil:
Have just had argument with the purchaser of the ticket as I have said I'm not going. He has thrown a strop and said they cost ?140 each how I have let him down blah... blah... blah.
I did politely remind him that he bought mine as a present and without asking me if I would like to, or even was able to go whistle:
Feckin eejit Banghead
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Sell it!!
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Ok - no one took up my offer of the U2 ticket either and the concert is this Friday. evil:
Have just had argument with the purchaser of the ticket as I have said I'm not going. He has thrown a strop and said they cost ?140 each how I have let him down blah... blah... blah.
I did politely remind him that he bought mine as a present and without asking me if I would like to, or even was able to go whistle:
Feckin eejit Banghead
?140! eeek:
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That twat Bono is trying to save Africa, he needs all the money he can get. So does Miss D whistle:
http://www.soldouteventtickets.com/sell-tickets (http://www.soldouteventtickets.com/sell-tickets)
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But I am not in possession of the ticket he his - conniving git
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He will have to find another
victim laydee to take then
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I am sure he will find someone suitable.
We went to a U2 concert in the 80's ( Uni days) - time of the The Joshua Tree album and think he is trying to recreate a time and era that no longer exist noooo:
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Does he still live in a bedsit?
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No - but he's just been made redundant rubschin:
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No - but he's just been made redundant rubschin:
He should flog both tickets outside the event then... lol:
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You would think so wouldn't you noooo:
In fact I'm doing him a favour angel1
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Tell him you are going and then send an ugly friend eveilgrin:
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Tell him you are going and then send an ugly friend eveilgrin:
shutup:
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You going then BM?
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Tell him you are going and then send an ugly friend eveilgrin:
shutup:
You feeling brave - punk evil:
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Tell him you are going and then send an ugly friend eveilgrin:
shutup:
You feeling brave - punk evil:
noooo:
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Careful of that wobbly head of yours whistle: