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Title: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2009, 06:41:45 PM
Having just opened many presents and done the customary ' thank you that's lovely' line - there are several that I don't think I will either use , enjoy, or care to experience  eeek:

Delving into the memory banks of Swap Shop vs Tiswas days  ( I'm afraid I was a Tiswas girl ) - I thought I could offer some up for exchange for any suitable alternatives

So far the list to be swapped  include :-

A rubik's cube ( boxed )
A spray on tanning session ( need to be entirely naked and choose the shade before woman hoses you down in booth  eyes: )
A ticket to U2 concert on August 14th
A mahogany type  photo frame - A5 size ( always a relatives present  noooo: )
A toe ring  eeek:

All reasonable swaps considered  lol:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2009, 06:45:00 PM
A ribuk's cube!  cloud9:

Um, how about Skilos?
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2009, 06:47:17 PM
You love that dog  noooo:

I thought you would be far more likely to offer up the cats - but then LL would not be best pleased  noooo:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2009, 08:00:51 PM
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A spray on tanning session ( need to be entirely naked and choose the shade before woman hoses you down in booth   )

Double upgrade for ?5. Name the date!
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Pastis on June 29, 2009, 08:08:05 PM
I'll go to 10 quid on that one!
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2009, 08:09:35 PM
Somehow I thought that would be the popular one  lol:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2009, 08:32:30 PM
Put it on EBay!
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 29, 2009, 10:01:16 PM
I will swap you a kidnapped Scotch Mong for the Rubik's cube.
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 29, 2009, 10:03:04 PM
How big is the toe ring?

Two turnips and 50kg of well-rotted if it is big enough
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 06:20:14 AM
You love that dog  noooo:

I thought you would be far more likely to offer up the cats - but then LL would not be best pleased  noooo:
A deal then!  cloud9:

Which of the cats would you like - I will flat-pack and send it to you...

BTW I take it this cube is in pristine, finished condition (so I can claim I did it) and not all mucked-up?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: tel on June 30, 2009, 06:52:37 AM
TISWAS, sigh.


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Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:16:31 AM
How big is the toe ring?

Two turnips and 50kg of well-rotted if it is big enough

It is a jade coloured , crystal,  sparkly thing .....would fit the toe next to the big one ( on my feet anyway  whistle: )  - though not sure what I could do with 50kg of turnips  rubschin:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:17:28 AM
I will swap you a kidnapped Scotch Mong for the Rubik's cube.

Swap declined noooo: noooo: noooo: - what about some shortbread  rubschin:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:19:34 AM
A deal then!  cloud9:
Which of the cats would you like - I will flat-pack and send it to you...
BTW I take it this cube is in pristine, finished condition (so I can claim I did it) and not all mucked-up?  rubschin:

The cube is still boxed ( as stated in original advert  noooo: ) therefore all the sides are completed and you could impress your friend (s) until they take it off you and start fiddling with it  evil:

As for the cats - I couldn't deprive you of their company  ;D -
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 07:28:58 AM
A deal then!  cloud9:
Which of the cats would you like - I will flat-pack and send it to you...
BTW I take it this cube is in pristine, finished condition (so I can claim I did it) and not all mucked-up?  rubschin:

The cube is still boxed ( as stated in original advert  noooo: ) therefore all the sides are completed and you could impress your friend (s) until they take it off you and start fiddling with it  evil:

As for the cats - I couldn't deprive you of their company  ;D -
Bugger!  evil:

What then...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:37:22 AM
What then...?  eyes:

What have you got that I would like  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 07:40:34 AM
What then...?  eyes:

What have you got that I would like  Shrugs:
Um... Some old 'puters? DVDs? My muscular body?  eyes:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:47:28 AM
 happy001  happy001  happy001

They are not home made DVD's are they  eeek: ....and they are in PAL .....without subtitles  rubschin:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2009, 07:56:37 AM
How big is the toe ring?

Two turnips and 50kg of well-rotted if it is big enough

It is a jade coloured , crystal,  sparkly thing .....would fit the toe next to the big one ( on my feet anyway  whistle: )  - though not sure what I could do with 50kg of turnips  rubschin:

No, no silly girl.

Two
turnips and 50kg of well-rotted horse manure.  ::)

Turnips don't grow on trees you know.  noooo:


Anyway, the deal is off as the Bulls nose is much bigger than your toe.
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:58:23 AM
You're a hard task master to please  lol:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 08:28:39 AM
happy001  happy001  happy001

They are not home made DVD's are they  eeek: ....and they are in PAL .....without subtitles  rubschin:
You peeked at my private collection?  eeek:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 08:51:03 AM
 angel1

It was the only thing available to watch in 'my'  room  eeek:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 08:59:06 AM
angel1

It was the only thing available to watch in 'my'  room  eeek:
redface:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 09:00:35 AM
I'll throw an evening's free baby sitting in for the U2 ticket and the tanning session! And given tales of the Brat I think you are getting the better end of the deal!  lol:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 09:02:24 AM
I'll throw an evening's free baby sitting in for the U2 ticket and the tanning session! And given tales of the Brat I think you are getting the better end of the deal!  lol:
Christus! You drive a hard bargain!  eeek:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 09:04:12 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 09:54:59 AM
I'll throw an evening's free baby sitting in for the U2 ticket and the tanning session! And given tales of the Brat I think you are getting the better end of the deal!  lol:

 rubschin:

Can I stay out the whole night  whistle:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 09:55:52 AM
Yep. So long as you are back by say 11 it's all good! Do you have sky or a good selection of dvd entertainment? Not the smutty stuff BM enjoys!
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Snoopy on June 30, 2009, 09:57:09 AM
Yep. So long as you are back by say 11 it's all good! Do you have sky or a good selection of dvd entertainment? Not the smutty stuff BM enjoys!

That's a whole evening ~ a whole night would involve being there to greet her when she returns, worn out, at about 9am the following day.  eyes:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 10:14:19 AM
Yep. So long as you are back by say 11 it's all good! Do you have sky or a good selection of dvd entertainment? Not the smutty stuff BM enjoys!
eeek:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 10:53:48 AM
Yep. So long as you are back by say 11 it's all good! Do you have sky or a good selection of dvd entertainment? Not the smutty stuff BM enjoys!

That's a whole evening ~ a whole night would involve being there to greet her when she returns, worn out, at about 9am the following day.  eyes:

You are so on my wavelength  lol:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 11:02:05 AM
Yep. So long as you are back by say 11 it's all good! Do you have sky or a good selection of dvd entertainment? Not the smutty stuff BM enjoys!

That's a whole evening ~ a whole night would involve being there to greet her when she returns, worn out, at about 9am the following day.  eyes:

You are so on my wavelength  lol:

I meant 11 the next day at lunch time. I imagine that is when the Brat normally wakes up again!  ;)
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 11:05:39 AM
Good call - she should just surface from her pit then....

BIg LCD TV - large selection of DVD's and Blu Ray films  cloud9: - alcohol provided

Job done  cloud9:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 11:06:22 AM
How 'bout the Rubik's cube like...?  sad24:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 11:13:22 AM
You have yet to offer me anything I want  whistle:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 11:13:48 AM
You have yet to offer me anything I want  whistle:
A fiver then...?  ::)
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 11:20:35 AM
I'll bring the bloomin thing with me in September and you can just have it
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 11:23:21 AM
I'll bring the bloomin thing with me in September and you can just have it
cloud9:

You knew I would keep going until you said that didn't you...?  whistle:

I'll clap you for that like...  ;)
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Snoopy on June 30, 2009, 11:25:02 AM
I'll bring the bloomin thing with me in September and you can just have it

Mix it up first though  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 11:25:56 AM
I'll bring the bloomin thing with me in September and you can just have it

Mix it up first though  eveilgrin:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  sad24:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 11:27:32 AM
Oh, hold on tho...  rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsQIoPyfQzM&feature=fvst
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Snoopy on June 30, 2009, 11:37:39 AM
I fancy the take it apart and reassemble method will be BM's chosen route.
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 11:39:13 AM
I fancy the take it apart and reassemble method will be BM's chosen route.
Or just spray paint the sides...  whistle:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: tel on June 30, 2009, 12:45:52 PM
Is it like this?


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Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 12:49:19 PM
Is it like this?


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That would work!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Just One More on June 30, 2009, 08:06:55 PM


Which of the cats would you like - I will flat-pack and send it to you..

All ready for dispatch


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Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 08:10:08 PM
 lol:

It's had quite a lot to smoke  on the journey hasn't it  rubschin:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2009, 05:26:10 AM
lol:

It's had quite a lot to smoke  on the journey hasn't it  rubschin:
drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2009, 05:24:12 PM
Ok - in preparation for my hols and because I did not get any reasonable offers I have booked my spray on tan session for the day before I go away. that way I will not be the whitest whale on the beach  redface: redface: redface:

Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Snoopy on July 12, 2009, 05:26:19 PM
So Sven is coming back to do the fence is he?

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Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2009, 05:29:27 PM
Harvest gold - might be a bit too much Snoops  - I am hoping for something a little more subtle . A little off white is all  scared2:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2009, 07:04:13 PM
Ok - in preparation for my hols and because I did not get any reasonable offers I have booked my spray on tan session for the day before I go away. that way I will not be the whitest whale on the beach  redface: redface: redface:


point:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2009, 07:17:14 PM
And your problem is  rubschin:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2009, 05:32:21 AM
And your problem is  rubschin:
You promised to show me your white bits!  cussing:












Or did I dream that...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2009, 07:06:52 AM
Think it was a nightmare to be more accurate  eeek:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2009, 07:16:57 AM
Think it was a nightmare to be more accurate  eeek:
rubschin:

I remember screaming now you mention it...
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2009, 08:06:38 AM
And your problem is  rubschin:

Do you really have that much time on your hands Miss D? whistle:

Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 15, 2009, 08:17:58 AM
Indeed - perhaps not. may be something you can help him with then GM  lol:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2009, 01:57:37 PM
Ok - no one took up my offer of the U2 ticket either and the concert is this Friday. evil:

Have just had argument with the purchaser of the ticket as I have said I'm not going. He has thrown a strop and said they cost ?140 each how I have let him down blah... blah... blah.

I did politely remind him that he bought mine as a present and without asking me if I would like to, or even was able to go  whistle:

Feckin eejit  Banghead
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 01:59:41 PM
Sell it!!
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2009, 01:59:59 PM
Ok - no one took up my offer of the U2 ticket either and the concert is this Friday. evil:

Have just had argument with the purchaser of the ticket as I have said I'm not going. He has thrown a strop and said they cost ?140 each how I have let him down blah... blah... blah.

I did politely remind him that he bought mine as a present and without asking me if I would like to, or even was able to go  whistle:

Feckin eejit  Banghead
?140!  eeek:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 02:01:47 PM
That twat Bono is trying to save Africa, he needs all the money he can get. So does Miss D  whistle:

http://www.soldouteventtickets.com/sell-tickets (http://www.soldouteventtickets.com/sell-tickets)
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2009, 02:04:18 PM
But I am not in possession of the ticket he his - conniving git
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 02:05:31 PM
He will have to find another victim laydee to take then
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2009, 02:39:49 PM
I am sure he will find someone suitable.

We went to a U2 concert in the 80's ( Uni days) - time of the  The Joshua Tree album and think he is trying to recreate a time and era that no longer exist  noooo:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 02:41:38 PM
Does he still live in a bedsit?
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2009, 02:42:38 PM
No - but he's just been made redundant  rubschin:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2009, 02:48:37 PM
No - but he's just been made redundant  rubschin:
He should flog both tickets outside the event then...  lol:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2009, 02:50:38 PM
You would think so wouldn't you  noooo:

In fact I'm doing him a favour  angel1
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 03:21:14 PM
Tell him you are going and then send an ugly friend  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2009, 03:32:11 PM
Tell him you are going and then send an ugly friend  eveilgrin:
shutup:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 03:51:03 PM
You going then BM?
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2009, 04:45:16 PM
Tell him you are going and then send an ugly friend  eveilgrin:
shutup:

You feeling brave - punk  evil:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2009, 05:03:17 PM
Tell him you are going and then send an ugly friend  eveilgrin:
shutup:

You feeling brave - punk  evil:
noooo:
Title: Re: Virtual Pub Swap Shop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2009, 05:08:57 PM
Careful of that wobbly head of yours  whistle: