The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on June 29, 2009, 05:03:17 PM
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Smiting Dependency Syndrome - we will get you the appropriate treatment don't worry whistle:
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Vote or I send the Dentist Clowns!
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Speaking as a member of the elite with non-zero influence, I disagree. point:
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Vote or I send the Dentist Clowns!
Do that and I will turn up on your doorstep and introduce myself to Mrs Nick evil:
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A fight I would like to see. Make a will!
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I have nothing to lose / leave and everything to gain lol:
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Smiting Dependency Syndrome! point:
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I have nothing to lose / leave and everything to gain lol:
Including custody or Nick and The Boy!?!?!? rubschin: eeek:
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Trust me... you'll love this new thing... when it is werking properly like... whistle:
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When will that be and how did your reputation swing from minus to plus 10 over night. It cannot be on new threads and posts alone (I can add up you know) and I seriously doubt that you have received that many positive scores from the customers. Not after all this time.....
I smell a rat! evil:
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When will that be and how did your reputation swing from minus to plus 10 over night. It cannot be on new threads and posts alone (I can add up you know) and I seriously doubt that you have received that many positive scores from the customers. Not after all this time.....
I smell a rat! evil:
I've been testing it... whistle:
Karma is back by the way - and smiting...
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Karma is back?
I feel a song coming on.....
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
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Smoted... whistle:
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I demand a second opinion
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I demand a second opinion
There - I've smoted you again... whistle:
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Any chance of a recount then?
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Any chance of a recount then?
Don't tempt me... noooo:
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Bloody hell BM, thats a bit much, that bucket has gone to your head
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Any chance of a recount then?
"The eyes have it"
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lol: lol:
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Bloody hell BM, thats a bit much, that bucket has gone to your head
My helmet! lol:
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I thought it was a bucket
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I thought it was a bucket
It is a bucket-like helmet... evil:
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Ah that will account for the shape then
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Ah that will account for the shape then
Indeed... lol:
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rubschin: Should I now refer to you has Silver Helmet instead of Silver Bucket then? I think it is best that we get this straight to avoid confusion in the future when I introduce yo to others
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Why is everyone up so early today? Bad dreams? eyes:
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I have been emptying my bucket/helmet Nick
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rubschin: Should I now refer to you has Silver Helmet instead of Silver Bucket then? I think it is best that we get this straight to avoid confusion in the future when I introduce yo to others
Good point GOS - I'll change it... surrender:
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I have been emptying my bucket/helmet Nick
lol: lol: lol:
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I have been emptying my bucket/helmet Nick
lol: lol: lol:
Comes to us all with age lol: lol: lol: lol:
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"Mommy! Who is that strange man with a Silver helmet on his head"?
"Hush child! That is the Masked Barman, Defender of the Weak, Protector of the Innocent, World Traveller, Bon Vivant, Soldier of Fortune, Philospher, Keeper of the Seven Seals of Ashkolon, Dragon Slayer and all round good egg"
" What load of bolloxs!"
"Yes I know, I make it up as I go along"
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"Yes I know, I make it up as I go along"
Which is just what he does too noooo:
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"Mommy! Who is that strange man with a Silver helmet on his head"?
"Hush child! That is the Masked Barman, Defender of the Weak, Protector of the Innocent, World Traveller, Bon Vivant, Soldier of Fortune, Philospher, Keeper of the Seven Seals of Ashkolon, Dragon Slayer and all round good egg"
" What load of bolloxs!"
"Yes I know, I make it up as I go along"
happy001 happy001 happy001
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"Yes I know, I make it up as I go along"
Which is just what he does too noooo:
Who? Shrugs:
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"Yes I know, I make it up as I go along"
Which is just what he does too noooo:
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Not bothered too much about the Karma, but tried to change my avatar & it want's to know my password, which I can't remember evil: redface: and I'm getting bloody hot in this coat & mask.
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Not bothered too much about the Karma, but tried to change my avatar & it want's to know my password, which I can't remember evil: redface: and I'm getting bloody hot in this coat & mask.
I have PMd you a temporary password ~ let me know if it doesn't work.
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How did she log-in without a passwerd like...?
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Like I do every day - the password and login have been automatically stored and are never requested ...therefore if I ever use another computer I can never remember my login / password details Shrugs:
Simples lol:
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Miss D is hitting the nail right on your head there BM ~ that's how I come and go too.
Anyway I have reset her password and emailed it to her so that she can get in and change the one I have given her to something she will remember.
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Miss D is hitting the nail right on your head there BM ~ that's how I come and go too.
Anyway I have reset her password and emailed it to her so that she can get in and change the one I have given her to something she will remember.
I understand that... ::)
But why do you need the passwerd to change avatart...? Shrugs:
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Miss D is hitting the nail right on your head there BM ~ that's how I come and go too.
Anyway I have reset her password and emailed it to her so that she can get in and change the one I have given her to something she will remember.
I understand that... ::)
But why do you need the passwerd to change avatart...? Shrugs:
well it's your fault whatever the problem is lol: - it's probably part of the upgrade whistle:
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Miss D is hitting the nail right on your head there BM ~ that's how I come and go too.
Anyway I have reset her password and emailed it to her so that she can get in and change the one I have given her to something she will remember.
I understand that... ::)
But why do you need the passwerd to change avatart...? Shrugs:
Because the machinery so ably cobbled together by your good self and a lot of evostick demands that you give of your password from time to time. It shut me out completely the other day until I put in my password. Now it asks for it every third or fourth attempt at entry ~ on the other occasions it simply supplies a row of dots for me to accept. Sometimes the dots are "not recognised" and other times they are. I don't make a scene, I simply re-enter the password and move on.
Anyway what does it matter ~ She (barmisspah?) thought she needed it and could not remember what it was. I did what anyone else would do and gave her a temporary password to enable her to get in and out and change the temp to a permanent and memorable one when she wishes.
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It requires you to put it in everytime you want to flush the pipes in the back room too!
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That brings back fond memories cloud9: I aint flushed my pipes for yonks
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Miss D is hitting the nail right on your head there BM ~ that's how I come and go too.
Anyway I have reset her password and emailed it to her so that she can get in and change the one I have given her to something she will remember.
I understand that... ::)
But why do you need the passwerd to change avatart...? Shrugs:
Because the machinery so ably cobbled together by your good self and a lot of evostick demands that you give of your password from time to time. It shut me out completely the other day until I put in my password. Now it asks for it every third or fourth attempt at entry ~ on the other occasions it simply supplies a row of dots for me to accept. Sometimes the dots are "not recognised" and other times they are. I don't make a scene, I simply re-enter the password and move on.
Anyway what does it matter ~ She (barmisspah?) thought she needed it and could not remember what it was. I did what anyone else would do and gave her a temporary password to enable her to get in and out and change the temp to a permanent and memorable one when she wishes.
Keep your hair on! lol:
It never asks me for a password except for when entering the Secret Administration area... ::)
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Not THE Secret Administration Area?
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Not THE Secret Administration Area?
Shush GOS! eeek:
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Don't tell me does it need a Uniform and a band to gain entry noooo:
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Don't tell me does it need a Uniform and a band to gain entry noooo:
doh:
It is supposed to be secret! ::)
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Oh of course - like all the other secret boys clubs that go on in here whistle:
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Don't tell me does it need a Uniform and a band to gain entry noooo:
doh:
It is supposed to be secret! ::)
What like Area 51? and I bet that bucket/helmet was a result of experiments into stealth technology rubschin:
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Don't tell me does it need a Uniform and a band to gain entry noooo:
tut tut! Of course it does, all secret establishments are run by the military.. hence the uniforms, and if you have lots of uniforms you have to have band, its the law see, silly woman!
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Don't tell me does it need a Uniform and a band to gain entry noooo:
doh:
It is supposed to be secret! ::)
What like Area 51? and I bet that bucket/helmet was a result of experiments into stealth technology rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001
Or alternatively to protect his head when he was pissed whistle:
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Not THE Secret Administration Area?
Shush GOS! eeek:
Sorry maybe you should in the interest of security just refer to it as the SAA, that should throw any enemy agents of the scent and should we also refer to you as M?
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Don't tell me does it need a Uniform and a band to gain entry noooo:
doh:
It is supposed to be secret! ::)
What like Area 51? and I bet that bucket/helmet was a result of experiments into stealth technology rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001
Or alternatively to protect his head when he was pissed whistle:
This is no laughing matter young lady, the security of the nation and the VP could be at risk here due to a glaring error by BM. Who must have been pissed to admit that the SAA actually exists
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I consider myself reprimanded whistle:
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Not THE Secret Administration Area?
Shush GOS! eeek:
Sorry maybe you should in the interest of security just refer to it as the SAA, that should throw any enemy agents of the scent and should we also refer to you as M?
M? rubschin:
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Short for Mong evil:
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Short for Mong evil:
lol: lol: lol:
Smite you sir!
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Short for Mong evil:
lol: lol: lol:
Smite you sir!
Oh, is the smite thing werking again now?
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Short for Mong evil:
lol: lol: lol:
Smite you sir!
Oh, is the smite thing werking again now?
Um no Nick.... later perhaps... whistle:
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Miss D is hitting the nail right on your head there BM ~ that's how I come and go too.
Anyway I have reset her password and emailed it to her so that she can get in and change the one I have given her to something she will remember.
I understand that... ::)
But why do you need the passwerd to change avatart...? Shrugs:
Because the machinery so ably cobbled together by your good self and a lot of evostick demands that you give of your password from time to time. It shut me out completely the other day until I put in my password. Now it asks for it every third or fourth attempt at entry ~ on the other occasions it simply supplies a row of dots for me to accept. Sometimes the dots are "not recognised" and other times they are. I don't make a scene, I simply re-enter the password and move on.
Anyway what does it matter ~ She (barmisspah?) thought she needed it and could not remember what it was. I did what anyone else would do and gave her a temporary password to enable her to get in and out and change the temp to a permanent and memorable one when she wishes.
Keep your hair on! lol:
It never asks me for a password except for when entering the Secret Administration area... ::)
Look all I wanted to do was download a piccy from some I have saved on my computer, not a prblem you might think. But no I have to put in a http whatnot, with a URL with knobs on. Then it started asking for my password. Christ on a bike I only wanted to change a picture not get into the Star Wars mainframe ! lol
Thanks for your help Snoopy.
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cloud9: I am appreciated
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Miss D is hitting the nail right on your head there BM ~ that's how I come and go too.
Anyway I have reset her password and emailed it to her so that she can get in and change the one I have given her to something she will remember.
I understand that... ::)
But why do you need the passwerd to change avatart...? Shrugs:
Because the machinery so ably cobbled together by your good self and a lot of evostick demands that you give of your password from time to time. It shut me out completely the other day until I put in my password. Now it asks for it every third or fourth attempt at entry ~ on the other occasions it simply supplies a row of dots for me to accept. Sometimes the dots are "not recognised" and other times they are. I don't make a scene, I simply re-enter the password and move on.
Anyway what does it matter ~ She (barmisspah?) thought she needed it and could not remember what it was. I did what anyone else would do and gave her a temporary password to enable her to get in and out and change the temp to a permanent and memorable one when she wishes.
Keep your hair on! lol:
It never asks me for a password except for when entering the Secret Administration area... ::)
Look all I wanted to do was download a piccy from some I have saved on my computer, not a prblem you might think. But no I have to put in a http whatnot, with a URL with knobs on. Then it started asking for my password. Christ on a bike I only wanted to change a picture not get into the Star Wars mainframe ! lol
Thanks for your help Snoopy.
You can't download pictures any more... they have to be 'hosted' elsewhere... noooo:
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Is this another improvement? What further delights await us in the VP's brave new world?
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If you save a piccy to your PC you can upload it as normal. Same with Avatars as barmisspah? was trying to do.
Otherwise you are posting a link to the picture that is hosted elsewhere on the ineternet. It works for me.
I don't quite understand what BM is on about;
Demo:
Piccy of my Great Aunt, scanned from the original, save on my desktop and now posted here.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg15.imageshack.us%2Fimg15%2F4707%2F72643134.th.jpg&hash=7f314db46e8c7396005b52aa0da0b15995d8551a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1ZOCR0)
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Try changing your avatart! ::)
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If you save a piccy to your PC you can upload it as normal. Same with Avatars as barmisspah? was trying to do.
Otherwise you are posting a link to the picture that is hosted elsewhere on the ineternet. It works for me.
I don't quite understand what BM is on about;
Demo:
Piccy of my Great Aunt, scanned from the original, save on my desktop and now posted here.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg15.imageshack.us%2Fimg15%2F4707%2F72643134.th.jpg&hash=7f314db46e8c7396005b52aa0da0b15995d8551a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1ZOCR0)
What Barman is on about is this....
If you remember, a short while ago this site was hacked and a virus inserted.
We discovered that the culprit had uploaded an avatart with code attached which compromised the security of the board.
After re-installing the entire board and database we made a decision that no avatarts could be uploaded by users. They have to be hosted elsewhere like Photobucket for instance.
It doesn't however affect the 'uploading' of images as they are also hosted elsewhere.
Capishe?
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Quite so. Snoopy should have a smite
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To be honest I have never done it any other way. Avatar is stored on my Desk Top. But then I don't keep trying to change it like some.
As for all this smiting ~ frankly it is not working well at all is it?
I said If you save a piccy to your PC you can upload it as normal. Same with Avatars as barmisspah? was trying to do.
Otherwise you are posting a link to the picture that is hosted elsewhere on the internet.
BM said They have to be hosted elsewhere like Photobucket for instance.
It doesn't however affect the 'uploading' of images as they are also hosted elsewhere.
I don't see the difference apart from the use of the word "Photobucket"
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No, the smiting world is in despair. That's progress for you noooo:
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To be honest I have never done it any other way. Avatar is stored on my Desk Top. But then I don't keep trying to change it like some.
As for all this smiting ~ frankly it is not working well at all is it?
I said If you save a piccy to your PC you can upload it as normal. Same with Avatars as barmisspah? was trying to do.
Otherwise you are posting a link to the picture that is hosted elsewhere on the internet.
BM said They have to be hosted elsewhere like Photobucket for instance.
It doesn't however affect the 'uploading' of images as they are also hosted elsewhere.
I don't see the difference apart from the use of the word "Photobucket"
Of course, bucket doh:
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To be honest I have never done it any other way. Avatar is stored on my Desk Top. But then I don't keep trying to change it like some.
As for all this smiting ~ frankly it is not working well at all is it?
I said If you save a piccy to your PC you can upload it as normal. Same with Avatars as barmisspah? was trying to do.
Otherwise you are posting a link to the picture that is hosted elsewhere on the internet.
BM said They have to be hosted elsewhere like Photobucket for instance.
It doesn't however affect the 'uploading' of images as they are also hosted elsewhere.
I don't see the difference apart from the use of the word "Photobucket"
Your avatart is actually hosted on my Photobucket account... check your profile.
We no longer allow uploading of images to our server... both the pictures that are included in threads and the avatarts are hosted elsewhere and simply linked to the relevant page. Simples.
If you remember, when we had problems with the pub I spent several hours uploading all the avatarts to my Photobucket account which is why yours is there... I also managed to get Grumpmeister's puss to drum his paws at the same time. lol:
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So is my old avatart in your bucket then? And how would I find it rubschin:
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So is my old avatart in your bucket then? And how would I find it rubschin:
Which one...?
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I've got this one...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FNick.jpg&hash=3294a70c62ce643d07caec731b08080c787f94fb)
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So if you are keeping them safe for us, like, how do we get them back like, out of your bucket like? I don't need that one now, it's my winter avatart
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So if you are keeping them safe for us, like, how do we get them back like, out of your bucket like? I don't need that one now, it's my winter avatart
It might be public - try it...
http://s96.photobucket.com/albums/l194/markfrank19/?start=0
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Some fascinating pics in your, cough, collection BM. What do you keep this one to remind you of?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg31.imageshack.us%2Fimg31%2F5443%2F72981369.gif&hash=e55481d3a0177c0daed4d074cbc9b637bb571c9e) (http://www.postimage.org/)
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Some fascinating pics in your, cough, collection BM. What do you keep this one to remind you of?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg31.imageshack.us%2Fimg31%2F5443%2F72981369.gif&hash=e55481d3a0177c0daed4d074cbc9b637bb571c9e) (http://www.postimage.org/)
One of our members sent me that and asked me to upload it as **cough** her avatart... it was actually live fort a few minutes... whistle:
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Pleased to see you are keeping it safe. Most angel1 of you
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Pleased to see you are keeping it safe. Most angel1 of you
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Some fascinating pics in your, cough, collection BM. What do you keep this one to remind you of?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg31.imageshack.us%2Fimg31%2F5443%2F72981369.gif&hash=e55481d3a0177c0daed4d074cbc9b637bb571c9e) (http://www.postimage.org/)
One of our members sent me that and asked me to upload it as **cough** her avatart... it was actually live fort a few minutes... whistle:
You kept it redface:
I hasten to add it was a joke, done when everyone was being silly and changing their avartars. I changed it very quickly back...but obviously not quickly enough noooo:
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If you save a piccy to your PC you can upload it as normal. Same with Avatars as barmisspah? was trying to do.
Otherwise you are posting a link to the picture that is hosted elsewhere on the ineternet. It works for me.
I don't quite understand what BM is on about;
Demo:
Piccy of my Great Aunt, scanned from the original, save on my desktop and now posted here.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg15.imageshack.us%2Fimg15%2F4707%2F72643134.th.jpg&hash=7f314db46e8c7396005b52aa0da0b15995d8551a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1ZOCR0)
Are you sure? She doesn't look a bit like you!
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Some fascinating pics in your, cough, collection BM. What do you keep this one to remind you of?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg31.imageshack.us%2Fimg31%2F5443%2F72981369.gif&hash=e55481d3a0177c0daed4d074cbc9b637bb571c9e) (http://www.postimage.org/)
One of our members sent me that and asked me to upload it as **cough** her avatart... it was actually live fort a few minutes... whistle:
You kept it redface:
I hasten to add it was a joke, done when everyone was being silly and changing their avartars. I changed it very quickly back...but obviously not quickly enough noooo:
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Shrugs:
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Did you film it yerself, with a mirror?
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Did you film it yerself, with a mirror?
Oh yes - and with someone els'e body lol:
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WHat's her number?
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Think you'll find her with 118 118 whistle:
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Did you film it yerself, with a mirror?
Oh yes - and with someone els'e body lol:
I thought it was a remarkable likeness... whistle:
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You are in avery troublesome mood today BM noooo:
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You are in avery troublesome mood today BM noooo:
A big boy made me do it and then ran away... whistle:
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Take responsibility for your own actions young man tsk tsk tsk noooo:
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To be honest I have never done it any other way. Avatar is stored on my Desk Top. But then I don't keep trying to change it like some.
As for all this smiting ~ frankly it is not working well at all is it?
I said If you save a piccy to your PC you can upload it as normal. Same with Avatars as barmisspah? was trying to do.
Otherwise you are posting a link to the picture that is hosted elsewhere on the internet.
BM said They have to be hosted elsewhere like Photobucket for instance.
It doesn't however affect the 'uploading' of images as they are also hosted elsewhere.
I don't see the difference apart from the use of the word "Photobucket"
Your avatart is actually hosted on my Photobucket account... check your profile.
We no longer allow uploading of images to our server... both the pictures that are included in threads and the avatarts are hosted elsewhere and simply linked to the relevant page. Simples.
If you remember, when we had problems with the pub I spent several hours uploading all the avatarts to my Photobucket account which is why yours is there... I also managed to get Grumpmeister's puss to drum his paws at the same time. lol:
So can I PM you a couple of piccies to put on your photobucket, which I can then attempt to upload it onto the site ?
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To be honest I have never done it any other way. Avatar is stored on my Desk Top. But then I don't keep trying to change it like some.
As for all this smiting ~ frankly it is not working well at all is it?
I said If you save a piccy to your PC you can upload it as normal. Same with Avatars as barmisspah? was trying to do.
Otherwise you are posting a link to the picture that is hosted elsewhere on the internet.
BM said They have to be hosted elsewhere like Photobucket for instance.
It doesn't however affect the 'uploading' of images as they are also hosted elsewhere.
I don't see the difference apart from the use of the word "Photobucket"
Your avatart is actually hosted on my Photobucket account... check your profile.
We no longer allow uploading of images to our server... both the pictures that are included in threads and the avatarts are hosted elsewhere and simply linked to the relevant page. Simples.
If you remember, when we had problems with the pub I spent several hours uploading all the avatarts to my Photobucket account which is why yours is there... I also managed to get Grumpmeister's puss to drum his paws at the same time. lol:
So can I PM you a couple of piccies to put on your photobucket, which I can then attempt to upload it onto the site ?
Of course....
Piccies you say...? eyes:
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So can I PM you a couple of piccies to put on your photobucket, which I can then attempt to upload it onto the site ?
Of course....
Piccies you say...? eyes:
They won't be of me, even I'm not that cruel. lol:
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So can I PM you a couple of piccies to put on your photobucket, which I can then attempt to upload it onto the site ?
Of course....
Piccies you say...? eyes:
They won't be of me, even I'm not that cruel. lol:
No matter.... send them and i'll fix it up for you. happy088
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Success !!!!
I'll get used to this computerthingummybob if it kills me
Not sure exactly how I did it mind
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Success !!!!
I'll get used to this computerthingummybob if it kills me
Not sure exactly how I did it mind
Yay! happ096
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Success !!!!
I'll get used to this computerthingummybob if it kills me
Not sure exactly how I did it mind
Nice one barmisspah? ~ very nice avatar happ096 happy088
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I'm feeling very smug at the moment lol:
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I'm feeling very smug at the moment lol:
What could go wrong...? whistle:
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barmissphah is smug in the snug....do I get a prize now?
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barmissphah is smug in the snug....do I get a prize now?
Of course... have a clap!