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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on June 28, 2009, 10:25:08 AM
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Is it specifically designed to stick your fingers together or is that just an amusing side effect? evil:
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Did you type that? rubschin:
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Did you type that? rubschin:
With my free hand... evil:
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I gather nail polish remover does the trick. Borrow some of LL's if yours has run out. Or try petrol (carefully like)
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I gather nail polish remover does the trick. Borrow some of LL's if yours has run out. Or try petrol (carefully like)
Petrol + BBQ + Superglue... rubschin:
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WHat can possibly go wrong?
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Is it specifically designed to stick your fingers together or is that just an amusing side effect? evil:
In answer to your question yes it is specifically designed to stick them together. It was first developed during the Vietnam war as a wound sealant. After discovering that it could stick almost everything together it was then sold commercially.
Unfortunately it isnt designed with cack handed baldymort's in mind. whistle:
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My wrist watch is stuck to the fooking table cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Make a "Feature" of it in your new flat ~ A Table Clock like razz:
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Make a "Feature" of it in your new flat ~ A Table Clock like razz:
Or a watch table - never be without a table when you are out and about... cloud9:
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You would end up spilling your coffee when you wanted to know the time tho. noooo:
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You would end up spilling your coffee when you wanted to know the time tho. noooo:
But he does that now... ;)
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Make a "Feature" of it in your new flat ~ A Table Clock like razz:
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Is that a time table?
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Is that a time table?
you clocked it too........
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No he didn't but he is pretty ticked off.
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It looks second hand to me
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I might have guessed that you would chime in Darwin!
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Bet he's on dial up and not broadband
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No need to be alarmed
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ticked off now......
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Is that the strap-line?
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There could have to be a face off scared2:
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a timed response........
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Both parties would need seconds rubschin:
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you always have to watch what you say in here...........
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You lot are like a Tag team whistle:
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
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you winding us up...??
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No...I don't have time for that
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Did you have to spring that on us?
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Shrugs: Time
flys flies Shrugs:
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You seem to have developed a tick...
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Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side(table), yes it is whistle:
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Have you lot gone cuckoo? whacky115
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Nah ~ They are just wound up.
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Anyhooo.... I liked the table - is it new or is it second-hand...? whistle:
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I think we should call "Time" on this thread ::)
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I think we should call "Time" on this thread ::)
Are the alarm bells ringing?
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I just can't face any more.
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Well, keep your hands off the keyboard until it dies out...
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Is this some kind of wind up? rubschin:
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Is this some kind of wind up? rubschin:
Repetition! point:
you winding us up...??
Time out...
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Buggeryborrocks cry:
I think there are more than a few repetitions atchewlee whistle:
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You lot are enough to tick anyone off noooo:
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Is this some kind of wind up? rubschin:
That could be the key to it!
The mainspring to the thread was of course the Superglue.
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People have too much time on their hands noooo:
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razz:
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I'm gonna stop watching this thread.... ::)
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'Fraid you're stuck with it now. whistle:
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I'm gonna stop watching this thread.... ::)
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'Fraid you're stuck with it now. whistle:
There must be some escapement? Shrugs:
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BM becomes subtle, for a change eeek:
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BM becomes subtle, for a change eeek:
I'm as smooth as a Swiss watch... cloud9:
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BM becomes subtle, for a change eeek:
I'm as smooth as a Swiss Saskwatch... cloud9:
noooo:
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Double six eeek:
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Double six eeek:
Noted:
You've landed on the Ladder of Death - go back seven places. whistle:
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I thought you and LL (RIP) had the monopoly on that. (Monopoly, geddit?)
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I thought you and LL (RIP) had the monopoly on that. (Monopoly, geddit?)
You haven't a cluedo have you...? noooo:
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Double six!!
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Double six!!
Oh dear... the toaster of oblivion... point:
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
lol: lol: lol:
Was just about to post this joke but the Affs Detection Device (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=search) saved me from redface:
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
lol: lol: lol:
Was just about to post this joke but the Affs Detection Device (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=search) saved me from redface:
lol: lol: lol: