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Title: Superglue
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2009, 10:25:08 AM
Is it specifically designed to stick your fingers together or is that just an amusing side effect?  evil:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 10:26:23 AM
 point:

Did you type that?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2009, 10:30:51 AM
point:

Did you type that?  rubschin:
With my free hand...  evil:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 10:34:46 AM
I gather nail polish remover does the trick. Borrow some of LL's if yours has run out. Or try petrol (carefully like)
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2009, 10:35:33 AM
I gather nail polish remover does the trick. Borrow some of LL's if yours has run out. Or try petrol (carefully like)
Petrol + BBQ + Superglue...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2009, 10:35:52 AM
WHat can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2009, 01:19:14 PM
Is it specifically designed to stick your fingers together or is that just an amusing side effect?  evil:

In answer to your question yes it is specifically designed to stick them together. It was first developed during the Vietnam war as a wound sealant. After discovering that it could stick almost everything together it was then sold commercially.

Unfortunately it isnt designed with cack handed baldymort's in mind.  whistle:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2010, 02:01:08 PM
My wrist watch is stuck to the fooking table  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2010, 02:28:52 PM


Make a "Feature"  of it in your new flat ~ A Table Clock like  razz:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 03:14:02 PM


Make a "Feature"  of it in your new flat ~ A Table Clock like  razz:

Or a watch table - never be without a table when you are out and about...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 04:05:56 PM
You would end up spilling your coffee when you wanted to know the time tho. noooo:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 04:09:47 PM
You would end up spilling your coffee when you wanted to know the time tho. noooo:

But he does that now...  ;)
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 07:05:36 PM


Make a "Feature"  of it in your new flat ~ A Table Clock like  razz:


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Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Pirate on November 24, 2010, 07:11:30 PM
Is that a time table?
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 07:13:35 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2010, 08:27:50 PM
Is that a time table?

you clocked it too........
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 08:35:14 PM
No he didn't but he is pretty ticked off.
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2010, 08:45:14 PM
It looks second hand to me
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 08:56:48 PM
I might have guessed that you would chime in Darwin!
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Pastis on November 24, 2010, 09:07:43 PM
Bet he's on dial up and not broadband
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2010, 09:08:37 PM
No need to be alarmed
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2010, 09:12:58 PM
ticked off now......
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2010, 09:18:44 PM
Is that the strap-line?
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Pastis on November 24, 2010, 09:31:46 PM
There could have to be a face off  scared2:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2010, 09:35:15 PM
a timed response........
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Pastis on November 24, 2010, 09:37:08 PM
Both parties would need seconds  rubschin:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2010, 09:37:56 PM
you always have to watch what you say in here...........
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 24, 2010, 09:39:52 PM
You lot are like a Tag team  whistle:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Pirate on November 24, 2010, 09:42:02 PM
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2010, 09:47:00 PM
you winding us up...??
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Pirate on November 24, 2010, 09:49:36 PM
No...I don't have time for that
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 10:05:39 PM
Did you have to spring that on us?
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Pirate on November 24, 2010, 10:40:22 PM
Shrugs: Time flys flies  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 10:59:43 PM
You seem to have developed a tick...
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2010, 11:02:10 PM
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side(table), yes it is  whistle:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 05:46:03 AM
Have you lot gone cuckoo?  whacky115
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 07:40:09 AM
Nah ~ They are just wound up.
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 07:44:12 AM
Anyhooo.... I liked the table - is it new or is it second-hand...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 07:46:59 AM
I think we should call "Time" on this thread  ::)
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 07:56:53 AM
I think we should call "Time" on this thread  ::)

Are the alarm bells ringing?
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 07:58:47 AM
I just can't face any more.
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 08:00:47 AM
Well, keep your hands off the keyboard until it dies out...
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2010, 09:12:47 AM
Is this some kind of wind up?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 09:22:09 AM
Is this some kind of wind up?  rubschin:

Repetition!  point:

you winding us up...??

Time out...
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2010, 09:27:01 AM
Buggeryborrocks  cry:

I think there are more than a few repetitions atchewlee  whistle:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 09:28:50 AM
You lot are enough to tick anyone off  noooo:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 09:36:30 AM
Is this some kind of wind up?  rubschin:

That could be the key to it!
The mainspring to the thread was of course the Superglue.
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 09:40:35 AM
People have too much time on their hands  noooo:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 11:31:21 AM
 razz:

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Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 11:37:19 AM
I'm gonna stop watching this thread....  ::)
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
'Fraid you're stuck with it now.  whistle:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:39:12 AM
I'm gonna stop watching this thread....  ::)
drumroll:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 11:45:04 AM
'Fraid you're stuck with it now.  whistle:

There must be some escapement? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:48:53 AM
BM becomes subtle, for a change  eeek:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 11:50:09 AM
BM becomes subtle, for a change  eeek:

I'm as smooth as a Swiss watch...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2010, 11:51:33 AM
BM becomes subtle, for a change  eeek:

I'm as smooth as a Swiss Saskwatch...  cloud9:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:52:26 AM
Double six  eeek:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 11:53:31 AM
Double six  eeek:

Noted:

You've landed on the Ladder of Death - go back seven places.  whistle:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 11:58:14 AM
I thought you and LL (RIP) had the monopoly on that. (Monopoly, geddit?)
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 11:59:14 AM
I thought you and LL (RIP) had the monopoly on that. (Monopoly, geddit?)

You haven't a cluedo have you...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2010, 12:05:07 PM
Double six!!
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2010, 12:17:46 PM
Double six!!

Oh dear... the toaster of oblivion...  point:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2015, 12:27:43 PM
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
lol: lol: lol:



Was just about to post this joke but the Affs Detection Device (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=search) saved me from  redface:
Title: Re: Superglue
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2015, 06:35:07 PM
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
lol: lol: lol:



Was just about to post this joke but the Affs Detection Device (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=search) saved me from  redface:

 lol: lol: lol: