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Title: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 05:37:38 PM
Can you get a gold medal for fiddling accounts - we would be world beaters  noooo:

A ?100m black hole in the 2012 Olympics accounts of the London Development Agency (LDA) is to be investigated by independent auditors, it was revealed last night.

A routine check on the accounts of the LDA, which is the business and development arm of Mayor Boris Johnson, hasrevealed huge irregularities with the accounting of taxpayer's money. A team of external accountants from KPMG, the consultancy that has been advising other parts of the London 2012 set-up on cost-cutting measures, has now been called in to investigate the whereabouts of the missing money.

Two senior members of staff at the LDA have been suspended. Gareth Blacker, who oversaw the purchase of the huge Olympic site on the Lea Valley, adjacent to Stratford in east London, is on indefinite leave, as is his accountant. No evidence of wrongdoing is attached to either Mr Blacker or his accountant.

Concerns began to mount after the Mayor announced a comprehensive audit of LDA accounts in March. The Olympic Legacy Directorate (OLD) was the last of the LDA departments to be reviewed. Analysis of its accounts revealed that between ?60m and ?100m, which was due to be put aside as compensation for businesses forced to relocate from the site, is unaccounted for.



Unbloodybelievable  evil:

Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 05:42:00 PM
Well I haven't bloody got it!  evil:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 05:42:56 PM
What about in your change jar  rubschin:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 05:44:49 PM
What about in your change jar  rubschin:
rubschin:

It could have got mixed-up with the Euros I suppose...  redface:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 24, 2009, 05:45:41 PM
Is this another Selena Williams thread?
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 05:46:27 PM
No No No No NO  evil:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 05:55:01 PM
I blame Tessa Jowell.
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 05:55:47 PM
That new speaker has it prolly...
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 05:56:47 PM
Well as Boris has lost 3 of his advisors so far for 'discrepancies' surely he should be next.

I can't stand the walking amoebic pondlife  evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 05:58:16 PM
Still, you have Sven to look forward to
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 05:58:53 PM
Friday   cloud9:....now what to wear   rubschin:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 06:01:49 PM
Friday   cloud9:....now what to wear   rubschin:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
A bikini perhaps...?  ::)
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 06:03:21 PM
Or a smile  Shrugs:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 06:04:15 PM
Like this

http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/jpg/Maria_Sharapova_175-2.jpg (http://www.webfreepictures.com/IMG/jpg/Maria_Sharapova_175-2.jpg)
 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 06:04:24 PM
Or a smile  Shrugs:
What is the weather forecast?
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 06:05:26 PM
hot and sweaty - honestly it is  lol:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 06:05:59 PM
Sven will be both  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 06:08:04 PM
I don't care as long as he does his job and clears off quickly - i have to get ready to go out in the evening
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 06:10:07 PM
I don't care as long as he does his job and clears off quickly - i have to get ready to go out in the evening
Does he have to creosote it as well like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 06:11:16 PM
No - least I don't think so  rubschin:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 06:12:15 PM
No - least I don't think so  rubschin:
You'll have to do it if he doesn't...  noooo:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 06:13:11 PM
It won't be on my priority list  noooo:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 06:16:06 PM
It won't be on my priority list  noooo:
A fence-painting party perhaps...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 06:17:28 PM
The London Development Agency, London Mayor Boris Johnson's economic business agency, insists there is no evidence of fraud.

The LDA said no money was missing, that it was still in its accounts and there was now a bill for forecasted costs to be met.

It is thought the LDA faces a ?60 million shortfall after failing to make provisions for up to ?60m worth of payments to former landowners on the Olympic park in east London.


That's alright then - it's a simple administrative error  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 06:24:41 PM
He might use a big brush and some Ronseal. He will need 2 coats. He may have some time whilst the first one dries. I hope she has some hob nobs
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 06:26:32 PM
It will be a Friday - he will bugger off to the pub for his lunch and may never return  noooo:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 06:27:26 PM
I am sure he will come back  happy100
Title: Re: £100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Snoopy on June 24, 2009, 06:34:05 PM
Fence panels come ready pressure treated and guaranteed weather proof for five years you dolts!


Oh and creosote is banned under EC regulations.
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2009, 06:38:44 PM
Fence panels come ready pressure treated and guaranteed weather proof for five years you dolts!


Oh and creosote is banned under EC regulations.
I'll bring some over from Cyprus like... in my hand luggage...  whistle:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Snoopy on June 24, 2009, 06:40:59 PM
You clearly like that side room where all the nice Customs & Excise men wear rubber gloves.
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 06:59:04 PM
Fence panels come ready pressure treated and guaranteed weather proof for five years you dolts!


Oh and creosote is banned under EC regulations.

At last the voice of reason and non scaremongering  cloud9:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 07:03:40 PM
He's nuts. Do not trust him  noooo:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 07:07:08 PM
and who exactly should I trust  rubschin:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 07:09:41 PM
Sven. He is solid, like a wooden thing  angel1
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 07:11:29 PM
What if it's a woman  whistle:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Snoopy on June 24, 2009, 07:14:38 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2009, 07:27:21 PM
Play tennis?
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Bar Wench on June 25, 2009, 08:40:15 AM
Fence panels come ready pressure treated and guaranteed weather proof for five years you dolts!


Oh and creosote is banned under EC regulations.

At last the voice of reason and non scaremongering  cloud9:

He lives in Wales. If you want to trust him then that is up to you!  whistle:
Title: Re: £100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2009, 12:03:58 PM
Fence panels come ready pressure treated and guaranteed weather proof for five years you dolts!


Oh and creosote is banned under EC regulations.

At last the voice of reason and non scaremongering  cloud9:

He lives in Wales. If you want to trust him then that is up to you!  whistle:

Somebody is asking to get their leg slapped.  evil:
Title: Re: ?100m black hole discovered in 2012 Olympics accounts
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2009, 11:06:08 PM
I don't care as long as he does his job and clears off quickly - i have to get ready to go out in the evening
Does he have to creosote it as well like...?  rubschin:

No, just a wafer thin coat of varnish...  whistle:

What if it's a woman  whistle:

Samantha?  lol: