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Title: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Berek on June 24, 2007, 06:48:30 PM
I see he has been missing since Friday.. rubschin:
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: GROWLER on June 24, 2007, 07:14:51 PM
I see he has been missing since Friday.. rubschin:

I hollered up at his 'barlconey' whilst passing Nick Towers  this avvy on me way back from Le Swampe.
Bit of curtain twitchin' goin' on, but apart from that it was...... dead. rubschin:

His repaired once again DB9 was parked on the forecourt however.
JCB furiously digging in the 10 acre back garden too. rubschin:
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2007, 07:39:21 AM
Visit from sister and then a weekend of flat pack furniture to assemble. Turfed out the Boy's room and spent 2 days sorting lego, old cars, train wheels, carelessly hidden "snacks" etc.  evil:Also been to the local dump FIVE times. cussing:

Glad it's Monday.

Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 08:37:06 AM
. .  Turfed out the Boy's room. . .
eeek:
Are you sure you understood when he said he wanted to 'grow some grass' in his bedroom like his mates?
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2007, 08:40:13 AM
Knowing Nick he'll have failed to read the instructions and will have placed the turf Green Side Down.
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2007, 08:41:09 AM
This was the New Beds Adventure. Boy wanted to help. Bed 1 went together inside out! eeek:
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Bar Wench on June 25, 2007, 09:59:46 AM
I went to the dump last week. Great place!!
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 10:20:16 AM
I went to the dump last week.

You are Paula Radcliffe and you should have gone before the race.  whacky068
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: GROWLER on June 25, 2007, 10:23:48 AM
I luv the dump. cloud9:
 Biggest and most exciting social occassion of the week for me.
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 10:37:23 AM
Bloody Wombles the lot of you. ::)
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Bar Wench on June 25, 2007, 10:38:02 AM
I picked up an old Singer sewing machine table! Tis lovely.
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2007, 10:38:30 AM
What does it sing?
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: GROWLER on June 25, 2007, 10:43:44 AM
Bloody Wombles the lot of you. ::)

Oh of course.  ::) You'll have your own dump won't you....full of turkey shite. sick2:
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 10:48:59 AM
Bloody Wombles the lot of you. ::)
Oh of course.  ::) You'll have your own dump won't you....full of turkey shite. sick2:
Not for old sewing machines, they get stacked up with the rusty combines and harrows.

'Organic matter' is for slurry tanks. Should I send you some to try on your rhubarb?
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2007, 10:50:37 AM
No thanks ~ I'll stick with the custard, if it's all the same to you.
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: GROWLER on June 25, 2007, 10:51:10 AM
Bloody Wombles the lot of you. ::)
Oh of course.  ::) You'll have your own dump won't you....full of turkey shite. sick2:
Not for old sewing machines, they get stacked up with the rusty combines and harrows.


E Bay beckons. rubschin:

Haven't got an old JCB or similar type diggin' machine you don't want have you?
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2007, 11:08:49 AM
Bloody Wombles the lot of you. ::)

Ok, that makes Nick Orinocho and Wenchy Madame Sholet (or however the hell it is spelt). So who would be the rest of them, cant really picture Growler as Uncle Bulgaria and he's the only other one I can remember  rubschin:
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2007, 11:11:20 AM
http://www.wombles.easyweb-solutions.co.uk/pages/fmain.htm
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 11:20:17 AM
I see Growler more as a 'Bungo'. ;)
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: GROWLER on June 25, 2007, 11:28:05 AM
I see Growler more as a 'Bungo'. ;)

...and I'll be seeing you with a tunip stuffed up yer arse shortly if you carry on. evil:
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 11:30:39 AM
I see Growler more as a 'Bungo'. ;)

...and I'll be seeing you with a tunip stuffed up yer arse shortly if you carry on. evil:
sad24:Bungo was nice and cuddly.

Daughter #2 had a Bungo doll as a baby. Frequently puked over it. sick2:
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: GROWLER on June 25, 2007, 11:32:51 AM
I see Growler more as a 'Bungo'. ;)

...and I'll be seeing you with a tunip stuffed up yer arse shortly if you carry on. evil:
sad24:Bungo was nice and cuddly.

Daughter #2 had a Bungo doll as a baby. Frequently puked over it. sick2:

Oh. That's ok then. Apologies. redface:
Description fits me perfectly. Ask Nick. eyes:
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 11:34:56 AM
I see Growler more as a 'Bungo'. ;)

...and I'll be seeing you with a tunip stuffed up yer arse shortly if you carry on. evil:
sad24:Bungo was nice and cuddly.

Daughter #2 had a Bungo doll as a baby. Frequently puked over it. sick2:

Description fits me perfectly.

It'll brush off when its dry. point:
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2007, 11:44:11 AM
I see Growler more as a 'Bungo'. ;)

...and I'll be seeing you with a tunip stuffed up yer arse shortly if you carry on. evil:

May I be of assistance? I have a special device.............
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2007, 12:29:31 PM
I see Growler more as a 'Bungo'. ;)

...and I'll be seeing you with a tunip stuffed up yer arse shortly if you carry on. evil:

May I be of assistance? I have a special device.............

Purchased by Mrs Nick no doubt.
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2007, 12:57:45 PM
No Uncle, mine is made of metal.


What are we on about here? eeek:
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2007, 01:51:54 PM
A device for stuffing turnips up orifices.

I think the metal ones are available at John Lewis. 

Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2007, 02:04:46 PM
 evil:

We have spares
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Sour Puss on June 26, 2007, 07:02:21 PM
I was so close to being in the area to meet up with Nick (again) and Growler and perhaps even Snoopy....A 3 Day course very nearby on the 6-7-8th July, but they cancelled it this morning.  censored:  They did say I could  do the part 2 course on the 30 & 31st August but I don't see the point of part two without part one.  noooo:

Still, look out you lot I may still come up, just to bug you all.  whistle:  I was looking forward to seeing the Swamp AKA the ocean AKA the dust bowl... Depending on the weather at the time.  sad24:
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: GROWLER on June 27, 2007, 08:00:46 AM
I was so close to being in the area to meet up with Nick (again) and Growler and perhaps even Snoopy....A 3 Day course very nearby on the 6-7-8th July, but they cancelled it this morning.  censored:  They did say I could  do the part 2 course on the 30 & 31st August but I don't see the point of part two without part one.  noooo:

Still, look out you lot I may still come up, just to bug you all.  whistle:  I was looking forward to seeing the Swamp AKA the ocean AKA the dust bowl... Depending on the weather at the time.  sad24:


You'll always be most welcome for a free 'death ride' followed by a home made ice cream.
 rubschin:Better do it the other way 'round, just in case. ;)
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2007, 08:10:02 AM
He hasn't installed the false crocodiles yet.
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2007, 08:10:31 AM
I was so close to being in the area to meet up with Nick (again) and Growler and perhaps even Snoopy....A 3 Day course very nearby on the 6-7-8th July, but they cancelled it this morning.  censored:  They did say I could  do the part 2 course on the 30 & 31st August but I don't see the point of part two without part one.  noooo:

Still, look out you lot I may still come up, just to bug you all.  whistle:  I was looking forward to seeing the Swamp AKA the ocean AKA the dust bowl... Depending on the weather at the time.  sad24:


You'll always be most welcome for a free 'death ride' followed by a home made ice cream.
 rubschin: Better do it the other way 'round, just in case. ;)

Ice Ride and Death Cream?

Some local tradition I suppose.

To think you reckon Morris Dancers are weird. ::)
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: GROWLER on June 27, 2007, 08:18:29 AM
He hasn't installed the false crocodiles yet.

I did, but they slithered off I presume. No, they were probably nicked on 2nd thoughts. ::)

They'll probably be found somewhere in scallyland, legs removed sitting on bricks. ::)
Title: Re: Who is Nick meeting this weekend ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2007, 09:38:24 AM
He hasn't installed the false crocodiles yet.

I did, but they slithered off I presume. No, they were probably nicked on 2nd thoughts. ::)

They'll probably be found somewhere in scallyland, legs removed sitting on bricks. ::)
Or tied to a tree, surrounded by flowers and with candles burning in their mouths. ;)