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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on June 20, 2009, 10:09:27 AM
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.. that last Sunday Mrs TG's lovely, shiny new high end Nokia mobile phone died a death.
How did it die I hear you ask?
Wait for it.................
Here we go.....................
IT FELL OUT OF HER BRA WHERE IT WAS BEING STORED (AS YOU DO) AND FELL STRAIGHT DOWN THE TOILET.
It is completely terminated and she had to buy a twenty quid nail of a phone from Amazon.
I have only just stopped larfing. noooo:
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point: point: point: point: point:
Where does she keep the new one?
Popcorn:
Does it vibrate?
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happy001
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My wife would not do that ~ she is the only woman I know that managed to starve a living bra to death.
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Mrs Unigate has quite the opposite problem. Most of her bras have been asphyxiated. Those that survive are used to power schooners
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happy001 happy001 happy001
redface: Poor Mrs TG.
happy001 happy001 happy001
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.. that last Sunday Mrs TG's lovely, shiny new high end Nokia mobile phone died a death.
How did it die I hear you ask?
Wait for it.................
Here we go.....................
IT FELL OUT OF HER BRA WHERE IT WAS BEING STORED (AS YOU DO) AND FELL STRAIGHT DOWN THE TOILET.
It is completely terminated and she had to buy a twenty quid nail of a phone from Amazon.
I have only just stopped larfing. noooo:
It was a lovely shiny nokia supernova....dident like it much anyway....well i am suprised he never mentioned, wat is even more funnier, that i dident even realise it was down there. till i sent him up to bathroom as i though i left it on ledge.....oopppps a daisy...
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from that to this.....
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i will get the last laugh wen i get a nice new one again some time... cloud9:
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Personally I see no reason not to stow your mobile in your bra, how very sensible.
I have killed many a mobile, one in the bath, one down the toilet, one in a bucket of wallpaper paste, one in a washing up bowl, full, needless to say, then there was the one that went through the washing machine, mobile phones and I do not mix. redface: noooo:
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point: point: point: point: point:
Where does she keep the new one?
Popcorn:
Does it vibrate?
yep it used too....not anymore...hence why it was where it was...as dident have any pockets was being safe..... Banghead
all yr sympathy is really overwelming.... sad24:
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Personally I see no reason not to stow your mobile in your bra, how very sensible.
I have killed many a mobile, one in the bath, one down the toilet, one in a bucket of wallpaper paste, one in a washing up bowl, full, needless to say, then there was the one that went through the washing machine, mobile phones and I do not mix. redface: noooo:
Thanks Miss C nice to get some girl power, and one that thinks alike..these things happen...but this is first one i have killed...the thing is i was mobiless for one whole day, not sure how i got through that....phew... scared2:
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Personally I see no reason not to stow your mobile in your bra, how very sensible.
Not really an option noooo:
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Personally I see no reason not to stow your mobile in your bra, how very sensible.
Not really an option noooo:
Why ever not? I can send you one of mine if you like. eyes:
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How big is it? I have one of these upstairs (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mobilegazette.com/handsets/motorola/motorola-4500x/motorola-4500x-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mobilegazette.com/motorola-4500x.htm&usg=__IKPnObhTSF3Vhdwvyxeuz2j_Kro=&h=344&w=300&sz=47&hl=en&start=2&sig2=oJqT5aRFJAmatePX_KRgP2hA&um=1&tbnid=c5bLyFFpe6yTmM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=105&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmotorola%2B4500%26hl%3Den%26um%3D1&ei=J2s-Sou6PMmA-QbnwMHXDA) that needs protecting
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Only Wenchy can help
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How big is it? I have one of these upstairs (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mobilegazette.com/handsets/motorola/motorola-4500x/motorola-4500x-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mobilegazette.com/motorola-4500x.htm&usg=__IKPnObhTSF3Vhdwvyxeuz2j_Kro=&h=344&w=300&sz=47&hl=en&start=2&sig2=oJqT5aRFJAmatePX_KRgP2hA&um=1&tbnid=c5bLyFFpe6yTmM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=105&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmotorola%2B4500%26hl%3Den%26um%3D1&ei=J2s-Sou6PMmA-QbnwMHXDA) that needs protecting
This one should do the trick then!
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Strap on pants, I think you will find whistle:
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What on earth are you on about? whacky115
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I have no clue.
However before I had a big phone I often used to store it in my bra. In my youth one could buy special bras with little pockets for storing such items on a night out. Most handy, no need for a handbag.
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What happened if it rang? rubschin:
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I took it out and answered it. What else?
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Our chef keeps her cash in her bra. (left titty, notes only)
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Does she veer to the left when walking?
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Just remembered I also had pants with little pockets in them too. eeek:
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Just remembered I also had pants with little pockets in them too. eeek:
When mine get to that stage, Mrs DS(#3) uses them for dusters.
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Just remembered I also had pants with little pockets in them too. eeek:
Now that's just bad and wrong! noooo:
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They would bulge, surely?
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They were the upgrade to the ones with the days of the week on them - I hated them - my mum never listened to my opinions tho cry:
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Just remembered I also had pants with little pockets in them too. eeek:
Now that's just bad and wrong! noooo:
Was handy! The one on the left hip was big enough for my bank card, the one on the right for ummm other things. redface: Then had cash, mob and lip balm in my bra! Key used to be hidden under a brick in the shed!
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under a brick in the shed
Euphemism # 45692?
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Just remembered I also had pants with little pockets in them too. eeek:
Now that's just bad and wrong! noooo:
Was handy! The one on the left hip was big enough for my bank card, the one on the right for ummm other things. redface: Then had cash, mob and lip balm in my bra! Key used to be hidden under a brick in the shed!
What was so wrong with carrying a small handbag eeek:
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Wasn't terribly convenient when clubbing I found. redface:
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Or just having clothes with pockets like
normal people men ?
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Little dresses/skirts/vest tops don't come with them.
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It's a design fault. Almost all men's clothes have pockets as standard
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Wasn't terribly convenient when clubbing I found. redface:
but then where would you store your pen to collect telephone numbers and the like whistle:
what would you have to dance around whistle:
and what would you use to accidentally knock into some cow who you really didn't like whistle:
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It's a design fault. Almost all men's clothes have pockets as standard
Pockets are not flattering though noooo:
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Nor is a bra full of electrical equipment noooo:
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Wasn't terribly convenient when clubbing I found. redface:
but then where would you store your pen to collect telephone numbers and the like whistle:
That is what the mob was for
what would you have to dance around whistle:
showing your age there!
and what would you use to accidentally knock into some cow who you really didn't like whistle:
that is what bottles of water/high heels are for
;D
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Mrs TG has had the toilet dropped phone replaced by an all singing all dancing new Nokia, Wi-Fi and god know what.
How did she manage this?
Go to O2 where she has her contract and open a second contract. Plan is her son has the SIM and pays the bills, she has the phone.
O2 agree to this and then proceed to cock it up in fantastic style that concludes with the new contract being refused (after being accepted) and a couple of attempts actually being made to send the phone.
She then barrages the O2 MD's office until a flunky rings her and says no new contract but we will send a shiny new high end phone by way of apology!
It could only happen to her!
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The Brat needs a new phone (again ::) ) .....can Mrs TG be hired to pursue such causes with other mobile phone companies rubschin:
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The Brat needs a new phone (again ::) ) .....can Mrs TG be hired to pursue such causes with other mobile phone companies rubschin:
CarPhone Warehouse ~ Sony Ericsson J132 £4.95 + £10 worth of PAYG credit cloud9:
Minimus is happy that he now has a mobile ~ it was so cheap I am amazed that it works but it does and also has wireless included plus earpiece speaker and one of those funky clip on your lapel microphones. Unbelievably small and lightweight.
OK it isn't a "with it" brand and doesn't take pictures but it does everything a kid needs and at that price the most you can be out of pocket if it gets dropped in the bog, lost or stolen is a fiver.
Alternatively get Mrs TG to adopt her for a weekend.
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Your last sentence is pure genius happy088
The Brat's needs are not necessarily about the camera , although according to her that is essential but it needs to store her music tracks etc etc etc - yes she does have an ipod but doesn't take this everywhere unlike her phone which requires surgical removal just to recharge it evil:
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The Brat needs a new phone (again ::) ) .....can Mrs TG be hired to pursue such causes with other mobile phone companies rubschin:
CarPhone Warehouse ~ Sony Ericsson J132 ?4.95 + ?10 worth of PAYG credit cloud9:
Minimus is happy that he now has a mobile ~ it was so cheap I am amazed that it works but it does and also has wireless included plus earpiece speaker and one of those funky clip on your lapel microphones. Unbelievably small and lightweight.
OK it isn't a "with it" brand and doesn't take pictures but it does everything a kid needs and at that price the most you can be out of pocket if it gets dropped in the bog, lost or stolen is a fiver.
Alternatively get Mrs TG to adopt her for a weekend.
NO NO.... Banghead
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The Brat needs a new phone (again ::) ) .....can Mrs TG be hired to pursue such causes with other mobile phone companies rubschin:
CarPhone Warehouse ~ Sony Ericsson J132 ?4.95 + ?10 worth of PAYG credit cloud9:
Minimus is happy that he now has a mobile ~ it was so cheap I am amazed that it works but it does and also has wireless included plus earpiece speaker and one of those funky clip on your lapel microphones. Unbelievably small and lightweight.
OK it isn't a "with it" brand and doesn't take pictures but it does everything a kid needs and at that price the most you can be out of pocket if it gets dropped in the bog, lost or stolen is a fiver.
Alternatively get Mrs TG to adopt her for a weekend.
NO NO.... Banghead
Not even if we say "Pretty Please"? angel1
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Mrs TG has had the toilet dropped phone replaced by an all singing all dancing new Nokia, Wi-Fi and god know what.
How did she manage this?
Go to O2 where she has her contract and open a second contract. Plan is her son has the SIM and pays the bills, she has the phone.
O2 agree to this and then proceed to cock it up in fantastic style that concludes with the new contract being refused (after being accepted) and a couple of attempts actually being made to send the phone.
She then barrages the O2 MD's office until a flunky rings her and says no new contract but we will send a shiny new high end phone by way of apology!
It could only happen to her!
i knew i would have the last laugh....my phone is lovely an Tg is sooooo Jealous..... eyes:
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Mrs TG has had the toilet dropped phone replaced by an all singing all dancing new Nokia, Wi-Fi and god know what.
How did she manage this?
Go to O2 where she has her contract and open a second contract. Plan is her son has the SIM and pays the bills, she has the phone.
O2 agree to this and then proceed to cock it up in fantastic style that concludes with the new contract being refused (after being accepted) and a couple of attempts actually being made to send the phone.
She then barrages the O2 MD's office until a flunky rings her and says no new contract but we will send a shiny new high end phone by way of apology!
It could only happen to her!
i knew i would have the last laugh....my phone is lovely an Tg is sooooo Jealous..... eyes:
I thought he sounded a tad miffed.
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The Brat needs a new phone (again ::) ) .....can Mrs TG be hired to pursue such causes with other mobile phone companies rubschin:
CarPhone Warehouse ~ Sony Ericsson J132 ?4.95 + ?10 worth of PAYG credit cloud9:
Minimus is happy that he now has a mobile ~ it was so cheap I am amazed that it works but it does and also has wireless included plus earpiece speaker and one of those funky clip on your lapel microphones. Unbelievably small and lightweight.
OK it isn't a "with it" brand and doesn't take pictures but it does everything a kid needs and at that price the most you can be out of pocket if it gets dropped in the bog, lost or stolen is a fiver.
Alternatively get Mrs TG to adopt her for a weekend.
NO NO.... Banghead
Not even if we say "Pretty Please"? angel1
NOPE.... i was really lucky wen mine teens never really had any tantrums as such..must have been my wonderful threati parenting skills....
my Sis has a 15 yr old daughter and gets most of what she wants..i think if given to easy can make em brats completely!! she can be bolshy... noooo:
i don't think i could spend a weekend with a bolshy teen i couldn't account for my actions... scared2:
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The Brat needs a new phone (again ::) ) .....can Mrs TG be hired to pursue such causes with other mobile phone companies rubschin:
CarPhone Warehouse ~ Sony Ericsson J132 ?4.95 + ?10 worth of PAYG credit cloud9:
Minimus is happy that he now has a mobile ~ it was so cheap I am amazed that it works but it does and also has wireless included plus earpiece speaker and one of those funky clip on your lapel microphones. Unbelievably small and lightweight.
OK it isn't a "with it" brand and doesn't take pictures but it does everything a kid needs and at that price the most you can be out of pocket if it gets dropped in the bog, lost or stolen is a fiver.
Alternatively get Mrs TG to adopt her for a weekend.
NO NO.... Banghead
Not even if we say "Pretty Please"? angel1
NOPE.... i was really lucky wen mine teens never really had any tantrums as such..must have been my wonderful threati parenting skills....
my Sis has a 15 yr old daughter and gets most of what she wants..i think if given to easy can make em brats completely!! she can be bolshy... noooo:
i don't think i could spend a weekend with a bolshy teen i couldn't account for my actions... scared2:
That was part of the plan eveilgrin:
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Mrs TG has had the toilet dropped phone replaced by an all singing all dancing new Nokia, Wi-Fi and god know what.
How did she manage this?
Go to O2 where she has her contract and open a second contract. Plan is her son has the SIM and pays the bills, she has the phone.
O2 agree to this and then proceed to cock it up in fantastic style that concludes with the new contract being refused (after being accepted) and a couple of attempts actually being made to send the phone.
She then barrages the O2 MD's office until a flunky rings her and says no new contract but we will send a shiny new high end phone by way of apology!
It could only happen to her!
i knew i would have the last laugh....my phone is lovely an Tg is sooooo Jealous..... eyes:
I thought he sounded a tad miffed.
I deserve some bloody luck i tell you...i never let a thing drop..maybe a new career move for me....
ps nowt wrong with his lovely samsung (HAHAHA) point:
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They hate it if you have better technology than them........don't leave it lying around in case it befalls some nasty accident whistle:
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They hate it if you have better technology than them........don't leave it lying around in case it befalls some nasty accident whistle:
It is well glued to me dont worry..it goes where i do...ooopppps but not in my bra anymore...... noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
No - now that would be asking for trouble again eh lol:.
Have you spent about half an hour going through the various ring tones at full volume before deciding which one you like mostest - just to wind up the old dear a little further ;)
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lol: lol: lol:
No - now that would be asking for trouble again eh lol:.
Have you spent about half an hour going through the various ring tones at full volume before deciding which one you like mostest - just to wind up the old dear a little further ;)
cussing:
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lol: lol: lol:
No - now that would be asking for trouble again eh lol:.
Have you spent about half an hour going through the various ring tones at full volume before deciding which one you like mostest - just to wind up the old dear a little further ;)
Did that last nite while he watching tv...dident go down very well..... point:
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If you want to wind him up even further you can download .wav files on to your phone for even more ringtones....
There are a couple on the Compare the Meerkat website that should do the job nicely. whistle:
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Mrs TG seems to have shape shifted into the lovely Cameron Diaz rubschin:
How d'ya do that then TG?
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Mrs TG seems to have shape shifted into the lovely Cameron Diaz rubschin:
How d'ya do that then TG?
Dunno. She aint figured out photobucket yet.
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Mrs TG seems to have shape shifted into the lovely Cameron Diaz rubschin:
How d'ya do that then TG?
Dunno. She aint figured out photobucket yet.
One of the pub avatars... rubschin:
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Mrs TG seems to have shape shifted into the lovely Cameron Diaz rubschin:
How d'ya do that then TG?
Dunno. She aint figured out photobucket yet.
Sorted. whistle:
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Mrs TG seems to have shape shifted into the lovely Cameron Diaz rubschin:
How d'ya do that then TG?
Dunno. She aint figured out photobucket yet.
Sorted. whistle:
B*****d ....shows you wat jealousy does.......but i still got my nice new phone an you aint.... watch this space...!!! eyes:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
You are a stoopid brave , brave man TG
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I doubt she'd bother with the voodoo doll
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Photobucket is easy MrsTG. If I can do it anyone can - Honest ! ;D
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Photobucket is easy MrsTG. If I can do it anyone can - Honest ! ;D
Must get Tg to show me.. my pw has now been changed....revenge is sweet.... scared2:
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I think he is mucking about in there now actually. Be quick and you will catch him