The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on June 16, 2009, 09:25:27 PM
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cussing:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8103581.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8103581.stm)
Gordon and Dena Coleman said they cannot leave or enter their Bournemouth flat on the Sabbath because the hallway sensors automatically switch on lights.
And they seem to be after compensation!! Banghead
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My understanding was that they (Jews) fitted these things specifically so that they didn't have to do any work (i.e. flick a switch) on the Sabbath?
In Israel, hotels catering for people that strictly adhere to the belief of no work on the Sabbath have them in all the rooms. Also, elevators stop and open their doors on each floor automatically so that the poor souls don't have to press a button to call it or request a floor when they get in.
Don't get me started on meat and dairy restaurants... noooo:
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Or telegraph poles with wires strung from them noooo:
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What a complete and utter nonsense cussing:
If you are that bothered then don't leave the feckin flat - or even go there. It is after all their HOLIDAY FLAT !!!!!!!.
Surely all movement should be banned if they are that corrupted by their religion and therefore shouldn't even be leaving the flat in the first place.
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If the lights didn't come on and they fell down the stairs on the Sabbath, would the Jewish medics have to leave them there until the next day?
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If the lights didn't come on and they fell down the stairs on the Sabbath, would the Jewish medics have to leave them there until the next day?
lol: lol: lol: Yes, prolly... lol: lol: lol:
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No, they would insist on a Gentile crew. Makes you wonder how they get on in Israel though, with housefires and such rubschin:
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No, they would insist on a Gentile crew. Makes you wonder how they get on in Israel though, with housefires and such rubschin:
How would they insist anything?
They couldn't use the phone any more than the light switch.
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Are they allowed to shout? rubschin:
Blimey:
The thirty-nine activities
5.1 Planting
5.2 Plowing
5.3 Reaping
5.4 Binding sheaves
5.5 Threshing
5.6 Winnowing
5.7 Selecting
5.8 Grinding
5.9 Sifting
5.10 Kneading
5.11 Baking
5.12 Shearing wool
5.13 Washing wool
5.14 Beating wool
5.15 Dyeing
5.16 Spinning
5.17 Weaving
5.18 Making two loops
5.19 Weaving at least two threads
5.20 Separating two threads
5.21 Tying
5.22 Untying
5.23 Sewing at least two stitches
5.24 Tearing for the purpose of sewing
5.25 Trapping
5.26 Slaughtering
5.27 Flaying
5.28 Salting meat
5.29 Curing hide
5.30 Scraping hide
5.31 Cutting hide into pieces
5.32 Writing two or more letters
5.33 Erasing
5.34 Building
5.35 Tearing something down
5.36 Extinguishing a fire
5.37 Igniting a fire
5.38 Applying the finishing touch
5.39 Transferring between domains
Making two loops? rubschin:
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5.36 Extinguishing a fire
lol: lol: lol:
That would really test your faith!
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Dial 999
Fire please
Can you pop round later? My house is burning down scared2: Tomorrow will do
noooo:
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Bizarre... They've got all that old fashioned stuff about sewing and scraping hides then just one about the Intermong right at the end... rubschin:
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drumroll:
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Are they allowed to shout? rubschin:
Blimey:
The thirty-nine activities
5.1 Planting
5.2 Plowing
5.3 Reaping
5.4 Binding sheaves
5.5 Threshing
5.6 Winnowing
5.7 Selecting
5.8 Grinding
5.9 Sifting
5.10 Kneading
5.11 Baking
5.12 Shearing wool
5.13 Washing wool
5.14 Beating wool
5.15 Dyeing
5.16 Spinning
5.17 Weaving
5.18 Making two loops
5.19 Weaving at least two threads
5.20 Separating two threads
5.21 Tying
5.22 Untying
5.23 Sewing at least two stitches
5.24 Tearing for the purpose of sewing
5.25 Trapping
5.26 Slaughtering
5.27 Flaying
5.28 Salting meat
5.29 Curing hide
5.30 Scraping hide
5.31 Cutting hide into pieces
5.32 Writing two or more letters
5.33 Erasing
5.34 Building
5.35 Tearing something down
5.36 Extinguishing a fire
5.37 Igniting a fire
5.38 Applying the finishing touch
5.39 Transferring between domains
Making two loops? rubschin:
That will be where the not switching the lights on comes into play, though why you would need two ring mains in a flat is beyond me. noooo:
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Did Moses have electricity? In the tents like?
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Prolly not, but he was a wise man and prolly foresaw the future. Shrugs:
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He had ARK LAMPS!
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I thought that was Noah rubschin:
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Who cares about accuracy ~ applaud the joke!
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Oh, it was a joke. I see. Jolly good.
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Keep taking the tablets (as God said to Moses)
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Keep taking the tablets (as God said to Moses)
drumroll:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8196786.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8196786.stm)
Another classic piece of god bothering! Why the feck did they need a plane? Don't their flying carpets werk?