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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2009, 10:09:26 AM
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I have just toddled along to our 'business centre' - i.e an area of the floor where the colour printer /photcopier , scanner and shredder are kept noooo: - went to copy some stuff ( an original concept I know ) picked up the documentation only to find the highly classiifed print out of what our new structure will look like after the redundancies eeek: eeek: eeek:
You would think that if you were going to print this out you would make dam sure you picked it up quickly noooo:
I have made the necessary copies and put the original back in place for whoever will come along to collect whistle:
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eeek:
Was your name on it?
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No name - just post titles - or lack of post titles eeek: eeek: eeek:
There is going to be one hell of a bun fight is this is a confirmed proposal noooo:
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A trip to the printer is wasted if you don't do a quick reccy of what is there waiting for others. I know it's wrong, but who doesn't do it?
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Bloody hell! Did you not accidentally make a copy of it for yourself? whistle:
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I have made the necessary copies and put the original back in place for whoever will come along to collect whistle:
Pay attention Wenchy whistle:
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I have made the necessary copies and put the original back in place for whoever will come along to collect whistle:
Pay attention Wenchy whistle:
Poor Wenchy, it was a long sentence tho.... whistle:
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I thought she meant copies of the stuff she went in there to do. redface:
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I thought she meant copies of the stuff she went in there to do. redface:
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I have just toddled along to our 'business centre' - i.e an area of the floor where the colour printer /photcopier , scanner and shredder are kept noooo: - went to copy some stuff ( an original concept I know ) picked up the documentation only to find the highly classiifed print out of what our new structure will look like after the redundancies eeek: eeek: eeek:
You would think that if you were going to print this out you would make dam sure you picked it up quickly noooo:
I have made the necessary copies and put the original back in place for whoever will come along to collect whistle:
I rather suspect that your day has suddenly got a lot better Miss D as if the mere fact that it is Friday wasn't enough, hope that you can use the info to your advantage. eyes:
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She has gone very quiet - I hope she is okay.... scared2:
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Who?
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Who?
Santa...
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I did a student job one summer and they put me in charge of photocopying. One day i was given a hoooooooge report to copy and was told that it was very 'sensitive' and that on no account should I read it whistle:
Talk about a stoopid instruction noooo:
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I have just toddled along to our 'business centre' - i.e an area of the floor where the colour printer /photcopier , scanner and shredder are kept noooo: - went to copy some stuff ( an original concept I know ) picked up the documentation only to find the highly classiifed print out of what our new structure will look like after the redundancies eeek: eeek: eeek:
You would think that if you were going to print this out you would make dam sure you picked it up quickly noooo:
Beware jumping to conclusions. . .
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Don't worry DS I am being very cautious......but someone has put an awful lot of work into this and it is the new head of the dept eeek:
Other fascinating news that has been bought to my attention this morning is that anybody who is away on maternity leave at the moment, and is in these ring fenced positions, will automatically have to be given a post - apparently it is the law. How the feck is that fair noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Not a babby sad24:
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Don't worry DS I am being very cautious......but someone has put an awful lot of work into this and it is the new head of the dept eeek:
Other fascinating news that has been bought to my attention this morning is that anybody who is away on maternity leave at the moment, and is in these ring fenced positions, will automatically have to be given a post - apparently it is the law. How the feck is that fair noooo: noooo: noooo:
I'd say that was completely outrageous! cussing:
So they get a job even tho they may choose after a year off not to come back??? noooo:
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And might be useless too!
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And might be useless too!
And bring the sprog into werk like! Angry9:
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They are the sort that have fluffy mascots stuck to their computer monitors noooo:
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Exactly ......and there are 4 of them that this applies to at the moment in management positions in the dept - so they are protected. Apparently on the basis that you cannot 'reasonably' expect them to come in and attend interviews and such like Banghead
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They are the sort that have fluffy mascots stuck to their computer monitors noooo:
Those sticky-on 'bug' things? Bastards! evil:
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Exactly ......and there are 4 of them that this applies to at the moment in management positions in the dept - so they are protected. Apparently on the basis that you cannot 'reasonably' expect them to come in and attend interviews and such like Banghead
Unless they are actually giving birth at the time I see no reason why not? Shrugs:
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They could interview them at home, like. And then not give them jobs on the grounds of slovenliness or summat
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They are the sort that have fluffy mascots stuck to their computer monitors noooo:
Those sticky-on 'bug' things? Bastards! evil:
Yes, we have never had a thread about those, have we? I bet Wench's compooter is festooned noooo:
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They could interview them at home, like. And then not give them jobs on the grounds of slovenliness or summat
Tell them to arrange child care at short notice for the interview... If they can't then you don't want them back. Feck off! point:
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They are the sort that have fluffy mascots stuck to their computer monitors noooo:
Those sticky-on 'bug' things? Bastards! evil:
Yes, we have never had a thread about those, have we? I bet Wench's compooter is festooned noooo:
Indeed... I bet she can't see the screen... noooo:
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But won't she have pictures of you guys stuck all over it as well - to drool over all day long whistle:
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noooo:
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I hate that - why do people have pictures of their wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend/kids on their desk? FFS you'll be seeing them again soon enough.... noooo:
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I had a framed picture of a pig on my desk when I had a proper job
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I had a framed picture of a pig on my desk when I had a proper job
That is no way to talk about Mrs. Nick! noooo:
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The only picture I have is used as the wallpaper for my computer. It doesn't feature anyone in it - just has a scene from the beach that I took on last years holiday in the carribean and is just beautifully ideallic.....
Every morning when I turn on my PC and just sigh and wish I was back there cry:
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The only picture I have is used as the wallpaper for my computer. It doesn't feature anyone in it - just has a scene from the beach that I took on my holiday in Cyprus and is just beautifully ideallic.....
Every morning when I turn on my PC and just sigh and wish I was back there cry:
Corrected for diplomatic reasons angel1
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The only picture I have is used as the wallpaper for my computer. It doesn't feature anyone in it - just has a scene from the beach that I took on last years holiday in the carribean and is just beautifully ideallic.....
Every morning when I turn on my PC and just sigh and wish I was back there cry:
Not Cyprus then? evil:
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oops - maybe it is time to change it ....it is almost a year old redface:
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I had a framed picture of a pig on my desk when I had a proper job
That is no way to talk about Mrs. Nick! noooo:
You haven't met her
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Don't worry DS I am being very cautious......but someone has put an awful lot of work into this and it is the new head of the dept eeek:
Other fascinating news that has been bought to my attention this morning is that anybody who is away on maternity leave at the moment, and is in these ring fenced positions, will automatically have to be given a post - apparently it is the law. How the feck is that fair noooo: noooo: noooo:
Perhaps a "false alarm" at the critical time? whistle:
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Thought about that...but if you are up the duff and at work it doesn't apply ...you have to actually be on maternity leave right now noooo:
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http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/oct/07/woman-didnt-know-she-was-pregnant-gives-birth----n/ (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/oct/07/woman-didnt-know-she-was-pregnant-gives-birth----n/) whistle:
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1) I have no fluffy things attached to my screen
2) There is nothing of a personal nature on my desk apart from my GIANT rubber band ball
3) My screen saver is a picture from Spain
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OOoohhhh gaint rubber band balls cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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And with one bound she was free!
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OOoohhhh gaint rubber band balls cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Good aren't they! cloud9:
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Office volleyball whistle:
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Oh good grief noooo:
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Office volleyball whistle:
I use mine to throw at the sales man's head. eveilgrin:
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What did he sell? Helmets?
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What did he sell? Helmets?
Rubber bands... ::)
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What does he sell?
Very good question. ::)
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My screen saver is by courtesy of Magnetic and is a selection of scenic pictures randomly displayed. The only 'personal' thing on my desk is a paperweight given to me by a friend to celebrate my fiftieth. I do however have several photo's of my granddaughter pinned on the wall redface:
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Is this about fluffy mascots now?
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I do however have several photo's of my granddaughter pinned on the wall
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Poor child.
I hope she is back with her feet on the ground by now.
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drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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I do however have several photo's of my granddaughter pinned on the wall
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Poor child.
I hope she is back with her feet on the ground by now.
She is on holiday at the moment, but as soon as they get home, back up there she goes.