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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 12:37:59 PM

Title: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 12:37:59 PM: Yesterday morning I got a text message

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Hi. How are u

No name. Unfamiliar number. I ignored it

One hour later

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Is my proposition still acceptable
eeek:

Then

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Can we meet at 2

Then

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We need to communicate urgently to discuss your intentions

Finally

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Is your name Lloyd?

I replied

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No
point:
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2009, 01:57:21 PM: That air hostess prolly... whistle:
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:57:57 PM: WHy would she ask if I was called Lloyd?
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2009, 01:58:31 PM: It's a code doh:
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:58:42 PM: rubschin:
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2009, 01:58:54 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:57:57 PM
WHy would she ask if I was called Lloyd?
because she has moved on Nick... about time you did too.... noooo:
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:59:14 PM: You brought her up!
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2009, 01:59:47 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
You brought her up!
Well, yes, um... redface:
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2009, 02:00:41 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
You brought her up!

Barman ate the air hostess eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2009, 02:01:17 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 11, 2009, 02:00:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
You brought her up!

Barman ate the air hostess eeek: eeek: eeek:
Nooooo! noooo:
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 02:02:12 PM: I am reminded of a rude acronym
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Pastis on June 11, 2009, 02:34:14 PM: Might have been someone high up in the Cheltenham & Gloucester rubschin:
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 11, 2009, 04:11:13 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2009, 02:01:17 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 11, 2009, 02:00:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
You brought her up!

Barman ate the air hostess eeek: eeek: eeek:
Nooooo! noooo:

You adopted her at birth then?
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2009, 04:22:25 PM: Quote from: Pastis on June 11, 2009, 02:34:14 PM
Might have been someone high up in the Cheltenham & Gloucester rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Misdirected text messages
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2009, 10:19:17 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 11, 2009, 02:00:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
You brought her up!

Barman ate the air hostess eeek: eeek: eeek:

We told him Ryanair didnt do an in flight meal but as usual, in one ear & out the other? whistle: