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Title: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 10:42:32 AM
Mrs Nick and I have been invited to a knights and barmaids party. Does anyone have any helpful costume suggestions?
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2009, 10:43:19 AM
Mrs Nick and I have been invited to a knights and barmaids party. Does anyone have any helpful costume suggestions?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 11, 2009, 10:46:44 AM

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Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Snoopy on June 11, 2009, 10:50:11 AM
Mrs Nick and I have been invited to a knights and barmaids party. Does anyone have any helpful costume suggestions?


What size is your bust and do you mind showing some cleavage?

Mrs Nick should surely go dressed as usual ~ breathing fire.
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 10:52:03 AM
Well I was thinking of going with an old bucket on my head, like and Mrs Nick has an old cowgirl costume somewhere. But I think we would look ridiculous  noooo:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2009, 10:54:29 AM
Make yourself a tabard - borrow the boys light saber and wear BM's bucket - you'll look grand  lol:

As for Mrs Nick - go shopping and buy her something nice to wear  eyes:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 10:55:42 AM
Maybe she could swop her Cowgirl costume for LL's Barmaid costume  rubschin: Otherwise LL would have to go to a cowboys and indians party as a barmaid, which would make no sense whatsoever
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2009, 10:57:55 AM
Not a lot does anymore  noooo:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2009, 11:21:20 AM
If you can get a long plain knitted jumper & paint it with Hammertoe you can use that as chainmail if you have a tabard over it.

Alternatively you could just make a mahoosive white flag to carry & when someone asks tell them you have come as Sir Ender. whistle:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 11:24:35 AM
Some people appear to believe what I say in this thread  noooo:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Snoopy on June 11, 2009, 11:26:01 AM
Oh no we don't!  noooo:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2009, 11:29:58 AM
Given the amount of general wierdness and calamities that happen in Nicks world anything is possible so we've learned to go with the flow  whistle:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 11:33:05 AM
And suggesting I paint a woolly jumper with Hammerite is sensible?
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: tel on June 11, 2009, 11:33:40 AM
I'm sure that Mrs Nick could knit you an outfit from some wire wool.

You can always unpick it afterwards.
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 11, 2009, 11:36:12 AM
Some people appear to believe what I say in this thread  noooo:

Isn't there an old adage:

"Never disagree with a madman"

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 11:39:29 AM
So much smiting, so little time  noooo:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2009, 11:46:20 AM
And suggesting I paint a woolly jumper with Hammerite is sensible?

On the off chance you hadnt been invited by the 'voices', yes. After all it worked for the Monty Python & the Holy Grail costumes 8)

On the other hand l'm sure LL would lend you BM's straitjacket. Then you could go as Sir Tifiable whistle:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2009, 12:11:11 PM
So much smiting, so little time  noooo:
Indeed...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 11, 2009, 12:59:28 PM
Some people appear to believe what I say in this thread  noooo:

Isn't there an old adage:

"Never disagree with a madman"

 rubschin:

In some parts the old adage is:

"Never disagree with a madam" 8)
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2009, 01:55:20 PM
Some people appear to believe what I say in this thread  noooo:

Isn't there an old adage:

"Never disagree with a madman"

 rubschin:

In some parts the old adage is:

"Never disagree with a madam" 8)
I don't think they are that sort of bar girls...  noooo:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:57:00 PM
Who aren't?
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2009, 01:59:21 PM
Who aren't?
The bar girls like...  ::)
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 11, 2009, 05:40:22 PM
That's a shame...prolly whip:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2009, 05:29:10 AM
Nick, after Sunday my bucket helmet will be available for hire at £50 per week (or part thereof).

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Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2009, 07:03:10 AM
Nick, after Sunday my bucket helmet will be available for hire at £50 per week (or part thereof). 

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Do you want to be a bit more specific  whistle:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2009, 07:06:19 AM
Nick, after Sunday my bucket helmet will be available for hire at £50 per week (or part thereof). 

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Do you want to be a bit more specific  whistle:
Soap, water, mouth now!  noooo:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2009, 07:07:48 AM
Shan't  angel1
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2009, 07:08:22 AM
Shan't  angel1
eeek:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2009, 07:31:19 AM
Nick, after Sunday my bucket helmet will be available for hire at £50 per week (or part thereof).

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So remind us of the nature of the rest of your 'costume'
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 12, 2009, 07:31:49 AM
I see the forecast for today is "Smutty".  noooo:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2009, 07:32:12 AM
Nick, after Sunday my bucket helmet will be available for hire at £50 per week (or part thereof).

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So remind us of the nature of the rest of your 'costume'
More stuff sprayed silver like... and cowboy boots... and guns!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2009, 07:33:05 AM
He is going as a robot  noooo:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 12, 2009, 07:33:44 AM
Nick, after Sunday my bucket helmet will be available for hire at £50 per week (or part thereof).

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So remind us of the nature of the rest of your 'costume'
More stuff sprayed silver like... and cowboy boots... and guns!  cloud9:
Spitoon?
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2009, 07:34:34 AM
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 cloud9:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2009, 07:35:35 AM
So you plan to saw your arms off? You may need help with the second one
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2009, 07:54:04 AM
So you plan to saw your arms off? You may need help with the second one
No it's in the- oh why do I bother, eh EH?  noooo:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 12, 2009, 07:57:34 AM
Wearing something like that in scorchio conditions will be somewhat uncomfortable!
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 12, 2009, 08:00:33 AM
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Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 12, 2009, 08:58:27 AM
A flesh wound I believe. lol:
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 12, 2009, 09:07:28 AM
So good it needs to be shown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690
Title: Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2009, 10:09:43 AM
So you plan to saw your arms off? You may need help with the second one

"Tis but a scratch" whistle: