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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on June 05, 2009, 07:11:57 AM
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I was struggling to stay asleep at 2.30 this morning. To sleep would be too dangerous. scared2: Mrs Nick had been taken over by aliens, had kidnapped me and several others to a remote island and had implanted me with alien eggs which would take 62 days to hatch scared2: Personal destruction would be followed by world domination by an alien race. If I slept there was a danger she would be able to fertilise the eggs in some way and that would be that. scared2:
It only dawned on me at about 2.45 that this was almost certainly a dream.
I am knackered noooo:
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Its always.........err....... 'interesting' to see these little glimpses into your mind Nick
Were the aliens also responsible for the exploding wildlife & electrical equipment whistle:
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I was up at 5.30, made Mrs TMR(to be) a coffee and ran her bath. She left at 8.15 to start her new job cloud9:
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Proper new job, like? On a Friday? rubschin:
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I had loads of dreams last night too rubschin:
I dreamt that there were mahoosive spiders just sleeping by all the window vents - and on the kitchen window cill there was a mass of black fur which I took to be the mother ship spider. So I bent down to the kitchen cupboard which turned out to be Flash bleach spray and liberally applied this to the blob and then all the spiders. The spiders shrivelled up and died but the black mass started to move and it turned round and was this really cute creature with a yellow mouth Shrugs:
It waddled off the cill and then collapsed and went belly up. I cleaned up all the mess I had created and then later on got a telephone call from the doctors to say I wish I could tell you good news but you are going to die within 6 months rubschin:
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Are you sure you were dreaming?
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Proper new job, like? On a Friday? rubschin:
Yup - today is for various form filling and getting to know her new systems and stuff.
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Yep .....checked the cupboards and I don't have any Flash bleach spray whistle:
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. . the black mass started to move and it turned round and was this really cute creature with a yellow mouth
It waddled off the cill and then collapsed and went belly up.
You are going to meet Whoopi Goldberg and/or Sandy Toksvig.
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Proper new job, like? On a Friday? rubschin:
Yup - today is for various form filling and getting to know her new systems and stuff.
Is this new job in London perchance? whistle:
Miss D, your dream means that drinking copious amounts of collapsio before bed time is a bad idea lol:
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I haven't had any alcohol all week angel1 .... maybe that is the problem rubschin:
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I haven't had any alcohol all week angel1 .... maybe that is the problem rubschin:
A whole week??? eeek:
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Proper new job, like? On a Friday? rubschin:
Yup - today is for various form filling and getting to know her new systems and stuff.
Is this new job in London perchance? whistle:
Miss D, your dream means that drinking copious amounts of collapsio before bed time is a bad idea lol:
lol:
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I feel that there may be some other worldly force at work here. I have been up since about two having had a scary dream about giant fish and some rather nasty squid all coming after me, their intent was not good. scared2:
Miss D can only suggest that you get back on the collapsio ASAP. ;)
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Being attacked by a giant squid would be Miss D's worst nightmare. Oh, yes, I see............ redface:
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Passiflora drops in a glass of water at night before you go to bed. Take more if you awake from nightmares. I have horrific ones and this is the only thing that has ever worked.
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I have nightmares about Passiflora noooo:
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I have nightmares about Passiflora noooo:
happy001
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Ohhh I also meant to tell you about these accupressure things I got for insomnia! Little sort of stickers with raised plastic "nipples". You stick them in a specific place on the inside of your wrist and they knock you out! Marvelous little suckers. I've discovered they have broken three out five insomnia sessions.
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Nipples, you say? rubschin:
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shutup:
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Thought that might grab the attention! whistle:
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Being attacked by a giant squid would be Miss D's worst nightmare. Oh, yes, I see............ redface:
What a horrible thought - If I dream of that tonight someone will be to blame in the morning scared2:
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Being attacked by a giant squid would be Miss D's worst nightmare. Oh, yes, I see............ redface:
What a horrible thought - If I dream of that tonight someone will be to blame in the morning scared2:
Nah... you'll prolly dream of killer clowns again.... whistle:
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Or killer squids dressed as clowns....... might have to put the plastic sheet on the mattress tonight scared2:
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Nipples, you say? rubschin:
Wenchy also mentions marvelous little suckers. 8) Guaranteed to put you to sleep, prolly not before you have rolled over and farted tho. ::)
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Miss C! Really!
Another illusion shattered. noooo:
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What? Shrugs:
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What? Shrugs:
Tsk, tsk... noooo:
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Passiflora drops in a glass of water at night before you go to bed. Take more if you awake from nightmares.
Take 150mL of Talisker before going to bed.
Keep a glass with another 150mL at the bedside and drink it if you awake for any reason.
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Passiflora drops in a glass of water at night before you go to bed. Take more if you awake from nightmares.
Take 150mL of Talisker before going to bed.
Keep a glass with another 150mL at the bedside and drink it if you awake for any reason.
Or simply drink collapso throughout the evening and then, um... collapse. redface:
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I had a brilliant nights sleep last night .....I have been waking up at 4 something in the morning for most of this week evil: ...however I had about 3 dreams last night . All very vivid
The most alarming one of all was that I had a dream with you lot in it scared2:. Apparently we were putting on a play in a hooooge old theatre and it was all in swashbuckling period costume . With cast members flouncing around on stage and off and being true to form lol:
I was not part of the cast but was a backstage hand whistle: - however I witnessed a real life murder on the staircase ( I won't say which 2 VP characters - 1 was a girly tho eeek: ). Then there were a dozen boxes of fresh cream cakes that were delivered and I had to taste them for you to ensure they weren't poisoned redface: redface: redface:
The VP character in charge of the orchestra threw an almighty fit because his musicians weren't up to scratch and battered someone over the head with a trombone eeek:
I will not drink that brand of wine again noooo: noooo: noooo:
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whacky115
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I think she has had one too many fairy cakes.
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I had exactly the same dream eeek:
I suspect we both visited the same VP parallel universe where these things are really happening eeek:
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I had a brilliant nights sleep last night .....I have been waking up at 4 something in the morning for most of this week evil: ...however I had about 3 dreams last night . All very vivid
The most alarming one of all was that I had a dream with you lot in it scared2:. Apparently we were putting on a play in a hooooge old theatre and it was all in swashbuckling period costume . With cast members flouncing around on stage and off and being true to form lol:
I was not part of the cast but was a backstage hand whistle: - however I witnessed a real life murder on the staircase ( I won't say which 2 VP characters - 1 was a girly tho eeek: ). Then there were a dozen boxes of fresh cream cakes that were delivered and I had to taste them for you to ensure they weren't poisoned redface: redface: redface:
The VP character in charge of the orchestra threw an almighty fit because his musicians weren't up to scratch and battered someone over the head with a trombone eeek:
I will not drink that brand of wine again noooo: noooo: noooo:
Come along girl, name names.
You can't leave us all wondering about our roles.
I see myself as someone along the lines of Sean Connery, BM as Yul Brynner and Nick as Charles Hawtrey
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I had a brilliant nights sleep last night .....I have been waking up at 4 something in the morning for most of this week evil: ...however I had about 3 dreams last night . All very vivid
The most alarming one of all was that I had a dream with you lot in it scared2:. Apparently we were putting on a play in a hooooge old theatre and it was all in swashbuckling period costume . With cast members flouncing around on stage and off and being true to form lol:
I was not part of the cast but was a backstage hand whistle: - however I witnessed a real life murder on the staircase ( I won't say which 2 VP characters - 1 was a girly tho eeek: ). Then there were a dozen boxes of fresh cream cakes that were delivered and I had to taste them for you to ensure they weren't poisoned redface: redface: redface:
The VP character in charge of the orchestra threw an almighty fit because his musicians weren't up to scratch and battered someone over the head with a trombone eeek:
I will not drink that brand of wine again noooo: noooo: noooo:
Come along girl, name names.
You can't leave us all wondering about our roles.
I see myself as someone along the lines of Sean Connery, BM as Yul Brynner and Nick as Charles Hawtrey
I don't mind being Rin Tin Tin but I WILL NOT be Lassie.
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Come along girl, name names.
You can't leave us all wondering about our roles.
I see myself as someone along the lines of Sean Connery, BM as Yul Brynner and Nick as Charles Hawtrey
Sean Connery I'm afraid you weren't DS - sorry redface:
You were in it though - well I knew it was you whacky115 not that I have a clue what you look like Shrugs: - and I'm afraid you had a very flouncy shirt on ( I did say it was a costume drama didn't I noooo: )
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Popcorn:
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Come along girl, name names.
You can't leave us all wondering about our roles.
I see myself as someone along the lines of Sean Connery, BM as Yul Brynner and Nick as Charles Hawtrey
Sean Connery I'm afraid you weren't DS - sorry redface:
You were in it though - well I knew it was you whacky115 not that I have a clue what you look like Shrugs: - and I'm afraid you had a very flouncy shirt on ( I did say it was a costume drama didn't I noooo: )
She sees me as Liberace.
I am desolate. sad24:
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you had a very flouncy shirt
One puff and it lifts noooo:
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She sees me as Liberace.
I am desolate. sad24:
lol:
I so don't whistle:
It was more of an Errol Flynn type look I'll have you know eyes:
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eyes:
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You were the director Nick eeek:
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She sees me as Liberace.
I am desolate. sad24:
lol:
I so don't whistle:
It was more of an Errol Flynn type look I'll have you know eyes:
eyes:
Just call if your swash needs un-buckling. whistle:
Have a clap.
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I like bossing people about. I so rarely get the chance cry:
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I had a brilliant nights sleep last night .....I have been waking up at 4 something in the morning for most of this week evil: ...however I had about 3 dreams last night . All very vivid
The most alarming one of all was that I had a dream with you lot in it scared2:. Apparently we were putting on a play in a hooooge old theatre and it was all in swashbuckling period costume . With cast members flouncing around on stage and off and being true to form lol:
I was not part of the cast but was a backstage hand whistle: - however I witnessed a real life murder on the staircase ( I won't say which 2 VP characters - 1 was a girly tho eeek: ). Then there were a dozen boxes of fresh cream cakes that were delivered and I had to taste them for you to ensure they weren't poisoned redface: redface: redface:
The VP character in charge of the orchestra threw an almighty fit because his musicians weren't up to scratch and battered someone over the head with a trombone eeek:
I will not drink that brand of wine again noooo: noooo: noooo:
It wasn't me honest!!
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No of course it wasn't you Miss C angel1
You were a chorus girl redface:
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And...? whistle:
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You were on the stage ~ prolly with a broom sweeping it! razz:
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You were on the stage ~ prolly with a broom sweeping it! razz:
drumroll:
::)
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You were a chorus girl as well BM whistle:
Only joking .....you and Snoops were brothers eeek:
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You were a chorus girl as well BM whistle:
Only joking .....you and Snoops were brothers eeek:
eeek:
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Have you met my brother Spike?
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He's a bit of a black sheep really. Lives in the outback somewhere. Drinks to excess.
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lol: lol: lol:
He likes being in the spotlight too rubschin:
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What was Pastis in charge of?
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Why do I find this thread so disturbing?
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My very thoughts rubschin:
No dreams to recall here from last night but I did awake to a minor epiphany eeek: Which was nice.
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What was Pastis in charge of?
Oh god - I knew you was going to ask me that . He was in charge of the orchestra redface: redface: redface:
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Minor?
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Why do I find this thread so disturbing?
You are a bad fairy?
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Just bad, thanks.
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What was Pastis in charge of?
Oh god - I knew you was going to ask me that . He was in charge of the orchestra redface: redface: redface:
The VP character in charge of the orchestra threw an almighty fit because his musicians weren't up to scratch and battered someone over the head with a trombone
scared2:
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That was the one redface: redface: redface:
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Minor... a minor key.... orchestra... it's all coming together 8)
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Rather like Sven
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Perhaps we all had a collective out of body experience? rubschin:
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What exactly is in the drink here whacky115
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Why, Miss D...If it was about a swashbuckler fence:, I was obviously the main man eyes:
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Yes - you were in it ( well your avatar ) - redface: redface: redface:
Anyway that was Saturday night's dream whistle:
Last night I dreamt of something entirely different noooo:
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Yes - you were in it ( well your avatar ) - redface: redface: redface:
Anyway that was Saturday night's dream whistle:
Last night I dreamt of something entirely different noooo:
Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
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rubschin:
She prolly dreamt of us eating popcorn Nick! lol:
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Or she dreamt she was eating a hoooge marshmallow and woke up to find her pillow missing
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Or she dreamt she was eating a hoooge marshmallow and woke up to find her pillow missing
::)
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Is anyone else not having any dreams here then Shrugs:
Last night's dream is not for publication redface:
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Is anyone else not having any dreams here then Shrugs:
Last night's dream is not for publication redface:
Hubba, hubba! eyes:
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I keep dreaming I am 22 again. Waking up is a huge disappointment. I look just like my avatart sad24:
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What happened when you were 22 = was this a pivotal year in your life ??
Popcorn:
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I had loads and loads of fun eyes:
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What happened when you were 22 = was this a pivotal year in your life ??
Popcorn:
His voice broke, quickly followed by his mind.
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What happened when you were 22 = was this a pivotal year in your life ??
Popcorn:
His voice broke, quickly followed by his mind.
happy001
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I shared a flat with 5 gerls eyes:
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I shared a flat with 5 gerls eyes:
Back to dreams then. ;)
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They were nuts. All ballet dancers. Very fit eyes:
We had some good parties eyes:
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Anyhoo... where is Miss D...? rubschin:
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And where is the Wench?
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Anyhoo... where is Miss D...? rubschin:
Daydreaming?
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And where is the Wench?
Wench... our faithful bargirl-cum-administrator... rubschin:
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Werk I 'spect.
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Prolly lost in IKEA
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Werk I 'spect.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Wench and Miss D missing... rubschin:
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Not any more ....I'm back like whistle:
But Wenchy is still collecting the glasses. You lot are filthy buggers lol:
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But Wenchy is still collecting the glasses.
Where from? - specsavers. ;)
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You have a theme for today Uncle M lol:
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Extraordinary goings on last night eyes:
Is there such a thing as Naked Dentistry? rubschin:
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You are missing the guest with the big boobies aren't you whistle:
The dentist was probably there to help close your dropped jaw lol:
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Oh no. The dentist in this one was quite pert eyes:
As indeed was her assistant eyes:
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and you were anaesthetised in a chair unable to do anything rubschin:
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I don't recall all the details redface:
Anyhoo, I have had that happen in real life noooo:
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Wot - like you have been to the dentist and fantasised abut the assistant - shrugs:
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No, interfered with by the dentist (unfortunately)
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No, interfered with by the dentist (unfortunately)
What was his name? rubschin:
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I forget. evil:
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I forget. evil:
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This thread is doing nothing to help with my aversion to dentists.
Nick can I please implant some thoughts of a completely different nature so you can post your dream tomorrow and divert this thread into a completely different direction
Lost dwarves in space searching for new dressing gowns whistle:
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Mate of mine working in the midlands when the poor sod had to go to a dentist who wore a Burkha.
Apparently it gives a whole new level of terror to the dentists chair Miss D so it could be far worse. lol:
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It's not the people, it's the sounds and smells that make me crumble scared2:
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That's easy to fix. Industrial strength ear plugs and the gunk that the coroners wipe under their noses before carrying out an autopsy. You can't smell anything after that stuff.
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Lost dwarves in space searching for new dressing gowns
Well I shall try really really hard. But I fear I may end up dreaming of dentists in clown clothing scared2:
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Post that and I will come looking for you evil: evil: evil:
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Lost dwarves in space searching for new dressing gowns
Well I shall try really really hard. But I fear I may end up dreaming of dentists in clown clothing scared2:
I never knew you went to dentistry school Nick whistle:
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Post that and I will come looking for you evil: evil: evil:
Or having thought of that and mentioned it there is a chance that YOU will dream of Clown Dentists all night eveilgrin:
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Its been.................................................interesting knowing you Nick. scared2:
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Post that and I will come looking for you evil: evil: evil:
Or having thought of that and mentioned it there is a chance that YOU will dream of Clown Dentists all night eveilgrin:
If I dream of that it will be your fault and retribution will be mine evil: evil: evil:
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Clown Dentists with FIsh!!
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Post that and I will come looking for you evil: evil: evil:
Or having thought of that and mentioned it there is a chance that YOU will dream of Clown Dentists all night eveilgrin:
If I dream of that it will be your fault and retribution will be mine evil: evil: evil:
Just mention Donna to Mrs Nick Miss D. I'm sure that would be a punishment far worse than anything you could come up with eveilgrin:
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Clown Dentists with FIsh!!
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Bye bye Sooty, bye bye Sweep, bye bye Nick .... whistle:
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What has Miss D got against Sooty and Sweep? And are Muppets safe? scared2:
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It's a two for 1 special offer - cos that bloody keyboard cat is going to get it as well whistle:
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That's a relief Miss D, although I have drumsticks and I know how to use them. lol:
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Right, off to bed soon happy088
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Nick is now going to wake up at some godawful time in the morning convinced he is being taken over by an army of space dwarves intent on stealing his dressing gown. whistle:
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It all got mixed up, like noooo:
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No dwarfs. Member of assassination team eeek: Did the perfect killing. A jolly good plan. Pastis was a useful team member. Forget who the victim was.
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Please, please, please let the victim have been that bastard cat lol: