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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on June 01, 2009, 05:55:01 AM
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Thanks Snoops... cloud9:
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Thanks Uncle!
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Finally it is actually your birthday.... whistle:
Have a great one lol:
x
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Finally it is actually your birthday.... whistle:
Have a great one lol:
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Thank you!
I'll start reminders for next year now shall I? whistle:
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There are others before that though whistle:
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There are others before that though whistle:
Christmas like...? rubschin:
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noooo:
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A timely reminder Miss D.
All those who have withheld their Date of Birth from their personal profile ~ put it in and then your Birthday will appear on the calender.
OK you can lie about the year if you are so inclined.
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Hope that it's a good one.
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Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday BEE EEM
Happy Birthday to yoouuuhooo.
Sung in my best pub singer voice
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Has he had the bumps yet?
Happy birthday anyway. ;)
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Happy Birthday BM, wherever you are... whistle:
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I am here - thanks everybody... cloud9:
No bumps... noooo:
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I am here - thanks everybody... cloud9:
No bumps... noooo:
Bumps= OK
Mumps= scared2:
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I am here - thanks everybody... cloud9:
No bumps... noooo:
Bumps= OK
Mumps= scared2:
Oh I'm OK then ..... I had mumps when I was 4 ~ can't get them again. whistle:
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I don't have bumps or mumps thanks very much... noooo:
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I don't have bumps or mumps thanks very much... noooo:
Lumps then? That's much worserer scared2:
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I don't have bumps or mumps thanks very much... noooo:
Lumps then? That's much worserer scared2:
I don't have bumps or mumps or lumps thank you! Banghead
Lumps that should be there are obviously excluded from the above statement.... whistle:
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I don't have bumps or mumps thanks very much... noooo:
Lumps then? That's much worserer scared2:
I don't have bumps or mumps or lumps thank you! Banghead
Lumps that should be there are obviously excluded from the above statement.... whistle:
Humps?
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Jolly good... There is nothing quite like 'excluded lumps' IMHO.
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I don't have bumps or mumps thanks very much... noooo:
Lumps then? That's much worserer scared2:
I don't have bumps or mumps or lumps thank you! Banghead
Lumps that should be there are obviously excluded from the above statement.... whistle:
Humps?
Not as often as he would like by all accounts. whistle:
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No shortage of chumps though.
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Happy Birthday!!!
I have bumps. eeek:
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Happy Birthday!!!
I have bumps. eeek:
Thanks Wenchy! And for my presents like... cloud9:
Got an e-mail from Cyprus this morning - it seems that goat-in-the-pool season has started again... whistle:
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Happy Birthday!!!
I have bumps. eeek:
Pregnant with twins then? eeek:
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Happy Birthday!!!
I have bumps. eeek:
Thanks Wenchy! And for my presents like... cloud9:
Got an e-mail from Cyprus this morning - it seems that goat-in-the-pool season has started again... whistle:
But how can they tell without the binoculars! lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
I never got a thank you for my present like evil:
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Happy Birthday!!!
I have bumps. eeek:
Thanks Wenchy! And for my presents like... cloud9:
Got an e-mail from Cyprus this morning - it seems that goat-in-the-pool season has started again... whistle:
But how can they tell without the binoculars! lol:
Why do you think they contacted me...? ::)
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Ahhhh of course so you could look with your binoculars to confirm!
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Ahhhh of course so you could look with your binoculars to confirm!
Precisely... happy088
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Saw this and thought of you.
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Saw this and thought of you.
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No... sad24:
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Another birthday gone ~ soon be 50 ;)
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When my Dad celebrated his 50th my eldest, who was then 5ish said, in piercing tones "Cor Granddad ~ You're nearly a HUNDRED!". Made the old man feel a lot better about that particular milestone. ;D
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Saw this and thought of you.
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That is cool...
Some of those resistor colour codes aren't quite right tho... noooo:
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That is cool...
Some of those resistor colour codes aren't quite right tho... noooo:
ANORAK ALERT!
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Sad bastard alert more like! lol:
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redface:
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The postman just arrived with my pressy.... Thanks Snoopy! cloud9:
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Hope it fits and you feel it appropriate! ;)
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Hope it fits and you feel it appropriate! ;)
Oh yes... I shall wear it all the time... ;D
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Hope it fits and you feel it appropriate! ;)
Oh yes... I shall wear it all the time... ;D
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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As if I would be so cruel angel1
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Bah! Banghead
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Was it his birthday, like?
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Was it his birthday, like?
evil:
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Was it his birthday, like?
Birthweek more like.
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Was it his birthday, like?
Birthweek more like.
Month... whistle:
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Smite whistle:
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Smite whistle:
Smitechaback... eveilgrin:
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It has dragged on somewhat. noooo:
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50 next year! eveilgrin:
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I see we have three more birthdays this month to look forward to. Including Miss D's
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Do we all have to buy presents for each other now...? rubschin:
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You should get Miss D something. In fact we could buy a plank each and she would get her fence back razz:
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Do we all have to buy presents for each other now...? rubschin:
Only if we are invited to a party and go (or not in my case)
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You should get Miss D something. In fact we could buy a plank each and she would get her fence back razz:
rubschin:
We could buy them on-line at B and bloody long Q! razz:
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If they delivered them individually they could post them through her letter box. It would be a nice surprise when she gets home from werk, like spider:
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You should get Miss D something. In fact we could buy a plank each and she would get her fence back razz:
rubschin:
We could buy them on-line at B and bloody long Q! razz:
Or get their staff to stand shoulder to shoulder at the end of her lawn ~ amounts to the same thing, a row of planks or am I thinking of PC World ~ Ah well much the same sort of place. One employs the spotted youths, the other employs their grandfathers.
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If they delivered them individually they could post them through her letter box. It would be a nice surprise when she gets home from werk, like spider:
Most excellent!
Who will buy the nails... and a hammer like...?
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She will have to supply those herself. I bet she has loads of hammers, She seems the sort
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Not available for home delivery! (http://www.diy.com/diy/jsp/bq/nav.jsp?action=detail&fh_secondid=9276666&fh_reftheme=promo_159792330%2cseeall%2c%2f%2fcatalog01%2fen_GB%2fcategories%3C{9372012}%2fcategories%3C{9372019}%2fcategories%3C{9372069}%2fspecificationsProductType%3dfencing&fh_view_size=10&fh_location=%2f%2fcatalog01%2fen_GB%2fcategories%3C{9372012}%2fcategories%3C{9372019}%2fcategories%3C{9372069}%2fspecificationsProductType%3dfencing%2fspecificationsSpecificProductType%3dfencing_timbers___gravel_boards&fh_eds=%C3%9F&fh_refview=lister&ts=1244110129016&isSearch=false) Banghead
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So many to choose from ~ we'll never get it right noooo:
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Now that's what I call a link! eeek:
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http://timberclick.com/shop-south-east/railway-sleepers/reclaimed-used-railway-sleepers-3.html (http://timberclick.com/shop-south-east/railway-sleepers/reclaimed-used-railway-sleepers-3.html)
whistle:
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http://timberclick.com/shop-south-east/railway-sleepers/reclaimed-used-railway-sleepers-3.html (http://timberclick.com/shop-south-east/railway-sleepers/reclaimed-used-railway-sleepers-3.html)
whistle:
How big is her bloody letterbox? rubschin:
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They might have to leave a card and she would have to pop out and collect them, like. Like they did with my D Day book, like
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They might have to leave a card and she would have to pop out and collect them, like. Like they did with my D Day book, like
Oh yes, that would work... in her truck like...? ::)
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http://timberclick.com/shop-south-east/railway-sleepers/reclaimed-used-railway-sleepers-3.html (http://timberclick.com/shop-south-east/railway-sleepers/reclaimed-used-railway-sleepers-3.html)
whistle:
How big is her bloody letterbox? rubschin:
Before or after the delivery?
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Well she would have to wait in then ::)
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I think I'll just send everybody a Blu-Ray disc for their burfday... anyone without a suitable player can return them to me like... whistle:
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So you want to put wood through my letterbox eyes:
What can I say - you are all too generous noooo: noooo: noooo:
My burf day is not until the end of the month however and I think we need to concentrate on appropriate gifts ( or virtual gifts ) for Barmisspah and TG before then whistle:
In addition to which as a girly I do not intend to make a big fuss of mine as far as I can see there is nothing actually to celebrate cry:
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So you want to put wood through my letterbox eyes:
What can I say - you are all too generous noooo: noooo: noooo:
My burf day is not until the end of the month however and I think we need to concentrate on appropriate gifts ( or virtual gifts ) for Barmisspah and TG before then whistle:
In addition to which as a girly I do not intend to make a big fuss of mine as far as I can see there is nothing actually to celebrate cry:
Fair snuff then - I'll cancel the mahoosive order I placed on-line for you... whistle:
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Does anyone want to buy a consignment of railway sleepers which I happen to have to hand? If only Growler were here noooo:. He collects them.
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Does anyone want to buy a consignment of railway sleepers which I happen to have to hand?
Tesco Online order for a box of matches go wrong did it?
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Does anyone want to buy a consignment of railway sleepers which I happen to have to hand?
Wouldn't the bakery be interested rubschin:
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Does anyone want to buy a consignment of railway sleepers which I happen to have to hand?
Wouldn't the bakery be interested rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:
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cussing:
Anyhoo, I want to hear more about these Chinese people Popcorn:
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Which ones in particular? There is quite a number from which to choose.
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Miss D's Chinamen of course ::)
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Miss D's Chinamen of course ::)
She should have asked them round to fix her fence - industrious little sods they are... ;D
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It might have upset Sven. noooo: He has been busy with his chopper
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It might have upset Sven. noooo: He has been busy with his chopper
Did the railway sleepers arrive then?
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It might have upset Sven. noooo: He has been busy with his chopper
Sven has still not arrived evil: - I had man from the insurance assessors round this morning - they are quibbling paying for it evil: Hopefully after this morning he has now changed his mind and Sven will finally be instructed Banghead
As for the Chinamen - what would you like to know ?? - there were 12 of them in their best Olympic closing ceremony suits. Apparently they were on a mission to 'understand' how the election process works noooo: They were very frustrated when told they couldn't use their Nikons inside the premises and would not be able to 'record' the conversations.
Their translator was about 6 ft tall and had to keep bending down to listen to their questions lol: . They were most perplexed by the lack of a requirement to bring ID to vote and why so many chose not to vote Shrugs:
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They were most perplexed by the lack of a requirement to bring ID to vote and why so many chose not to vote
Quite reasonable!
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Did they have refreshment breaks for pot noodles?
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Did they have refreshment breaks for pot noodles?
lol:
No ...and they didn't want to sit down either ..... rubschin:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
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Yay, drinks are on the house all day cloud9:
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Absolutely ...by the time he gets up in the morning we'll have drunk the house dry whistle:
It's in his own interests lol:
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It's the 31st May. ::)
Didn't wish me a 'appy birthday the day before it was it did you, so why should I ey, WHY?
It's bad luck wishing someone a 'appy birthday before it is it like anyway, so you'fve problee jinxed him now you raging toss pots. ::)
Happy 31st May BM cloud9:
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Happy birthday BM
50 again I aee whistle:
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Thanks everybody! cloud9:
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Thanks everybody! cloud9:
Greetings matey.
It's only a number, no worries. ;)
Fray Bentos pies all 'round I think. cloud9:
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Thanks everybody! cloud9:
Greetings matey.
It's only a number, no worries. ;)
Fray Bentos pies all 'round I think. cloud9:
Oh yes... Drool:
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On the house!!
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Many happy returns old chap.
Did Interveggia deliver your gift and card?
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Happy Birthday BM!
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Prolly pissed already noooo:
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Many happy returns BM!
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I rang him to wish him happy birthday .....he was trying to set up some Wii game that involved a guitar , drums etc ( burfday pressy ) ...he may be a while lol:
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He'll gub it for sure noooo:
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Was refusing to RTFM
( read the fffing manual - for Growler's understanding)
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Happy Birthday BM, wherever you are... whistle:
Ditto lol:
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Thanks all...
I am still sober and still trying to get the Wii game to werk...
People keep calling up and dropping round... thus interrupting me and delaying my inevitable success! whistle:
It is not gubbed! cussing:
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Thanks all...
I am still sober and still trying to get the Wii game to werk...
People keep calling up and dropping round... thus interrupting me and delaying my inevitable success! whistle:
It is not gubbed! cussing:
Yet angel1
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People keep calling up and dropping round... thus interrupting me and delaying my inevitable success! whistle:
Oooooohhhhhh check out Mr Popular lol:
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Prolly LL's gerlfriends queuing up for a peek at his vintage crankshaft noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
It's an historic monument now isn't it whistle:
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Tis werking! cloud9:
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What we talking about now ? eeek:
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What we talking about now ? eeek:
The Wii game like... cloud9:
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You will need a new Toybox at this rate noooo:
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You will need a new Toybox at this rate noooo:
I have a whole new room for them! cloud9:
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You've just caught me up by a year. point:
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You've just caught me up by a year. point:
No he hasn't.
The gap always remains totally and exactly constant throughout.
The numbers are mearly a man made pain in the arse for sheeples to poke fun at you and laugh about.
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See also: Growler Mean TIme
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Was refusing to RTFM
( read the fffing manual - for Growler's understanding)
WHAT fffffing manual, Banghead and would you mind answering the bloody question when I ask please, bloody wimmin. ::)
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RTFM means: Consult the published instructions. OK?
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The manual that came with the Wii game BM was trying to install.
Meanwhile if I am still 62 and BM has advanced from 49 to 50 then clearly he has caught me up by a year. In July the balance will be redressed.
It's like this:
I have a son now aged 42
That is more than two thirds as old as me.
I was 42 when he was 21 ...... which equalled half my age.
I was 21 when he was born which meant I was a whole lifetime older than him
See ............. Catch up!
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RTFM means: Consult the published instructions. OK?
Oh I see. Apologies.
I thought there must be some sort of secret manual in here somewhere that I didn't know about like. ::)
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The manual that came with the Wii game BM was trying to install.
Meanwhile if I am still 62 and BM has advanced from 49 to 50 then clearly he has caught me up by a year. In July the balance will be redressed.
It's like this:
I have a son now aged 42
That is more than two thirds as old as me.
When he was 21 I was 42 which equalled half my age.
See ............. Catch up!
Whatevah:
Load of ole bollox.
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I love this place! cloud9:
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He's pissed noooo:
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He's pissed noooo:
I'm not! cussing:
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I notice that your public love you soooo much they have recycled last years Happy Birthday thread ~ sorry but I was so busy with the THW who shares the day with you that I failed to get in first with a new one for you.
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Oh BM....happy001 char048
Happy Birthday chap hope you're having a good one.
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He's pissed noooo:
I'm not! cussing:
char048 char048 char048 char048 char048
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Oh BM....happy001 char048
Happy Birthday chap hope you're having a good one.
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evil:
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I notice that your public love you soooo much they have recycled last years Happy Birthday thread ~ sorry but I was so busy with the THW who shares the day with you that I failed to get in first with a new one for you.
Recycling - to save the environment like... noooo:
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I notice that your public love you soooo much they have recycled last years Happy Birthday thread ~ sorry but I was so busy with the THW who shares the day with you that I failed to get in first with a new one for you.
Recycling - to save the environment like... noooo:
No. Space saving to loosen up some band width that Nick has used over the years with his insane ramblings and copious amounts of utter insane shite. ::)
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sad32:
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sad32:
Truth 'urt?
Often does.
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Oh BM....happy001 char048
Happy Birthday chap hope you're having a good one.
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evil:
Anyhoo welcome to the land of senior blonde senior bald moments and increasing incompetance incontinence. whistle:
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Oh BM....happy001 char048
Happy Birthday chap hope you're having a good one.
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evil:
Anyhoo welcome to the land of senior blonde senior bald moments and increasing incompetance incontinence. whistle:
sad24:
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His pressies do include rubber pants I hear whistle:
Stops that map of Ireland on the front of his trousers noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
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evil:
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Red wine = drunk
White wine = drunk
French brandy or Islay single malt...? rubschin:
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Happy Birthday and Bonne Anniversaire. drumroll:
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Tooo slow... ::)
Malt wins... cloud9:
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Χρόνια πολλά BM. Έχετε έναν καλό cool14:
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Pirate is writing in treasure map speak again noooo:
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Well, he is living on an island near Atlantis...so 'they' say
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Well, he is living on an island near Atlantis...so 'they' say
Oh Pirate are the voices speaking to you again? Go and put your foil helmet on and it will all stop...honest it will. We might just point and laugh but the voices will stop. ;)
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Χρόνια πολλά BM. Έχετε έναν καλό cool14:
;D
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Belated birthday greeting BM. Hope it went well.
I shall be 50 in a week or so. eeek:
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Bloody hell, another whip round
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Well, he is living on an island near Atlantis...so 'they' say
Oh Pirate are the voices speaking to you again? Go and put your foil helmet on and it will all stop...honest it will. We might just point and laugh but the voices will stop. ;)
Does that work for tin buckets as well? whistle:
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Apparently so GM.
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Is it still my birthday then... ::)
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Is it still my birthday then... ::)
I still await the 'thank you' letter for the lucky turnip I sent you.
Very rude, you won't be getting one next year. nonono:
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Is it still my birthday then... ::)
I still await the 'thank you' letter for the lucky turnip I sent you.
Very rude, you won't be getting one next year. nonono:
If it really is lucky I won't need one next year! lol:
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Wait 'til you see the "Luck by Date" whistle:
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Wait 'til you see the "Luck by Date" whistle:
lol: lol: lol: