The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Restaurant => Topic started by: Pirate on May 27, 2009, 09:57:32 PM
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To the tune of Boheniam Rhapsody
Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
[guitar solo]
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
[guitar solo]
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
[guitar solo]
[slow bit]
Korma or dopiaza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)
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happ096
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That works... lol:
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It certainly does. I have spent most of today trying to remember the real lyrics. evil:
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Don't bother ~ I promise these are better. lol:
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Don't bother ~ I promise these are better. lol:
I am sure that they are Snoopy but the original lyrics, well, my version of the lyrics anyway, have been going around in my head all day. I am now listening to the News Quiz so it is 'chill out' time except for the fact that Rory Bremner is on and I really do not like him, when I say I don't like him what I mean is I would quite like to insert bamboo slivers under his finger nails, subject him to water torture and chop off his gonads.
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Don't bother ~ I promise these are better. lol:
I am sure that they are Snoopy but the original lyrics, well, my version of the lyrics anyway, have been going around in my head all day. I am now listening to the News Quiz so it is 'chill out' time except for the fact that Rory Bremner is on and I really do not like him, when I say I don't like him what I mean is I would quite like to insert bamboo slivers under his finger nails, subject him to water torture and chop off his gonads.
eeek:
He speaks very highly of you... whistle:
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Don't bother ~ I promise these are better. lol:
I am sure that they are Snoopy but the original lyrics, well, my version of the lyrics anyway, have been going around in my head all day. I am now listening to the News Quiz so it is 'chill out' time except for the fact that Rory Bremner is on and I really do not like him, when I say I don't like him what I mean is I would quite like to insert bamboo slivers under his finger nails, subject him to water torture and chop off his gonads.
Bremner is good when doing satire in company of Bird and Fortune. On the News Quiz he has his head too far up his own arse and without the brilliant B & F he resorts to cheap and outworn impressions & is simply not funny. I heard it too
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I find that programme more and more irritating evil:
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Smiley on this afternoon tho' whistle:
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Bugger. Missed it. Might have to position the laptop near the sofa and go for a full recline, eyes closed listen again whistle: