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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on May 27, 2009, 06:32:18 PM

Title: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Just One More on May 27, 2009, 06:32:18 PM
I called at Homebase on the way home to pick up some paint brushes. Came back to the new car (458 miles on the clock) and some ****  had "keyed" it along the passenger door. Utter bastards  cussing: What do they get out of it?
Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 06:34:53 PM
I called at Homebase on the way home to pick up some paint brushes. Came back to the new car (458 miles on the clock) and some ****  had "keyed" it along the passenger door. Utter bastards  cussing: What do they get out of it?

The same as people that hack web sites or spray graffiti over public property...  noooo:

Utter cunts all of them!  cussing:

Sorry...  redface:
Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 06:38:22 PM
CCTV? Worth a call and a check!
Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 06:43:43 PM
What do they get out of it?

So sorry JOM - it's so maddeningly infuriating when something mindless like this happens  evil:

The little f***er / s that did this will have done it ' just cos ' - whether it is inspired by jealousy , boredom , or some reputational thing it doesn't matter - there can be no reason applied to such pointless actions  cussing:

Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 06:44:50 PM
He could claim on the insurance and then Helga would turn up and all would be well  cloud9: (Sven's sister. They werk as a team)
Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 06:46:14 PM
Helga will probably get there quicker  evil:
Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 06:48:07 PM
My neighbour had his car keyed. Every night. He hid in the car and caught the shite. It was his other neighbour!!  eeek:

Three day court case  noooo:

Result though  ;D
Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 06:52:18 PM
But why was he doing it ????

Don't miss out the important details  Popcorn:
Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 06:53:40 PM
A dispute over a hedge! It's the country!
Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2009, 08:17:00 PM
Bad luck JOM, mindless cretins the lot of them.  evil:

I must be lucky as nobody has ever touched mine.


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Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 08:22:09 PM
Bad luck JOM, mindless cretins the lot of them.  evil:

I must be lucky as nobody has ever touched mine.


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How would you know...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 08:22:39 PM
It would have clean bits  noooo:
Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 08:25:16 PM
It would have clean bits  noooo:
Ah! doh:
Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2009, 08:41:44 PM
It would have clean bits  noooo:
Ah! doh:
They fall for it every time.  noooo:

Title: Re: I'll gouge their ******* eyes out
Post by: Just One More on May 27, 2009, 08:52:35 PM
Bad luck JOM, mindless cretins the lot of them.  evil:

I must be lucky as nobody has ever touched mine.


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