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Title: Your name, please?
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2009, 03:16:29 PM
Having a surname that I usually have to pronounce two or three times, then spell out to the person enquiring, I have taken for many a year to using a more common name to make things easier. It's simpler, less time consuming and all in all a safer bet  angel1

I only use this technique on trivial, unimportant things like ordering a take-away, the dry cleaning, shoe repairs etc and now most of the regularly used services know me by my alter ego... simples  8)

Not this afternoon however  Banghead. A new employee at the dry cleaners  eeek: It went something like this:

Is name, please?
Walker
Wok?
Walker
Sorrys, spell him, please?
W A L K
W?
Yes
O?
A
K?
No L!
WOL?
No! WAL
Ok. then?
K
8?
K!!
A?
K!!!!
Ah K... sorrys
E
P?
E!!
D?
E!!!!!!!!
E?
YES!!!!
R
UR?
R!!
Oh.... R.... thanks you, Meester Woker


FFS.... Why do I bother?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2009, 03:19:56 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2009, 03:26:43 PM
Oh dear!
I have suffered from the fact that there are two acceptable ways to spell my surname and many more to misunderstand it. God knows why but many people hear it as Morris (which it is not) so I thought I had solved the problem by saying "As in Arabia" after giving the name (OK so now you've worked it out). Anyway this worked quite well until one day I said it and the guy writing it down stuck his tongue out of the corner of his mouth and carefully printed Mr O'Toole.  ::)
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2009, 03:32:38 PM
What if he'd written Mr Sharif?  eeek:   ;)
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2009, 03:40:29 PM
What if he'd written Mr Sharif?  eeek:   ;)

Or "Cairo Fred" as Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers used to call him.
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2009, 06:23:04 PM
I used to work with a guy that couldn't pronounce his own name...

It was 'Dave' but he couldn't do the 'vee' sound... it came out 'wee'...

So listening to him on the phone was hilarious...

Call Centre: What is your name
Him: Daweee
Call Centre: Can you spell that?
Him: D. A. WEE. E.
Call Centre: Dawee?
Him: No, Dawee
Call Centre: Dawee?
Him: No, Dawee
Call Centre: Can you spell that?
Him: D. A. WEE. E.
Call Centre: Dawee?
Etc.

Hilarious!  lol:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2009, 06:26:02 PM
As Dr David Bellamy once said "Only an idiot would marry someone called Rosemary when they cannot say the letter R" as he introduced his wife "Wosemawy"
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2009, 06:32:37 PM
Imagine the mirth when Col. and Mrs Clive Bottham announced the arrival of their daughter, Ophelia  eeek:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2009, 06:39:19 PM
We'll be playing Mornington Crescent next.

What think we of three guest hosts to replace Humph in the new series? Stephen Fry, Jack Dee and ....... errrrr...... someone I have never heard of will be taking it in turns apparently. Stephen Fry says it was an awesome experience that he had serious doubts about but the "Team" carried it off. Also new member of the panel is Victoria Wood and those that have seen her in it at the recording say she is brilliant..
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2009, 06:57:31 PM
I'd look forward to any of those three guesting it. My choice, had I the influence, would be Barry Humphries (as himself, obviously).
Urbane, witty, eloquent, slightly tired but still wickedly satirical.
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2009, 06:59:01 PM
Can any of them play the trumpet...?
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2009, 07:00:16 PM
I'd look forward to any of those three guesting it. My choice, had I the influence, would be Barry Humphries (as himself, obviously).
Urbane, witty, eloquent, slightly tired but still wickedly satirical.


Did you catch him on Desert Island Discs earlier in the week? Lovely man. He wants to write his own obit to ensure there is no mention of Edna.  ;D
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2009, 07:01:35 PM
Can any of them play the trumpet...?

Does the pink oboe count?
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2009, 07:02:11 PM
Can any of them play the trumpet...?

Does the pink oboe count?


Tsk!
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2009, 07:05:27 PM
Can any of them play the trumpet...?

Does the pink oboe count?
noooo:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2009, 07:13:28 PM
I'd look forward to any of those three guesting it. My choice, had I the influence, would be Barry Humphries (as himself, obviously).
Urbane, witty, eloquent, slightly tired but still wickedly satirical.

Did you catch him on Desert Island Discs earlier in the week? Lovely man. He wants to write his own obit to ensure there is no mention of Edna.  ;D

Yes. The first time I was aware of him was via Private Eye and then as "Envy" in that film with Dudley Moore and Peter Cook, "Bedazzled"
A superb talent.
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2009, 09:11:28 PM
Having a surname that I usually have to pronounce two or three times, then spell out to the person enquiring, I have taken for many a year to using a more common name to make things easier. It's simpler, less time consuming and all in all a safer bet  angel1


Indeed you should dumb it down for us simpletons  whistle:

Pastis

Pasty

Pastry

Past it

Smith  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 06:22:16 AM
Having a surname that I usually have to pronounce two or three times, then spell out to the person enquiring, I have taken for many a year to using a more common name to make things easier. It's simpler, less time consuming and all in all a safer bet  angel1


Indeed you should dumb it down for us simpletons  whistle:

Pastis

Pasty

Pastry

Past it

Smith  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:


Spoken like a true friend. eeek:

Anyway surely it would be Psmith  (One there for the Wodehouse fans among us ~ the p is silent as in bath)
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 06:25:46 AM
Surely it reflects my ignorance more than anything else though Snoops  whistle:

Pastis knows I am only jesting  cloud9: ..... I am in no position to criticise anybody's surname  sad24:



Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 06:26:57 AM
Surely it reflects my ignorance more than anything else though Snoops  whistle:

Pastis knows I am only jesting  cloud9: ..... I am in no position to criticise anybody's surname  sad24:




point:












 scared2:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 06:30:11 AM
Surely it reflects my ignorance more than anything else though Snoops  whistle:

Pastis knows I am only jesting  cloud9: ..... I am in no position to criticise anybody's surname  sad24:




point:


Oh ~ and you are I suppose?
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 06:35:11 AM
Surely it reflects my ignorance more than anything else though Snoops  whistle:

Pastis knows I am only jesting  cloud9: ..... I am in no position to criticise anybody's surname  sad24:




point:


Oh ~ and you are I suppose?
redface:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 06:49:05 AM

I have not reverted to my maiden name due to The Brat really and having some consistency for her - however I am now wondering why the hell that matters  rubschin:

It could be time for a change I think  8)
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 06:57:03 AM
Well I know the origins of my surname ~ could be a conversation starter for Friday night if everyone else did too ~ and not just because it was your dad's name either!
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 07:06:57 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 07:08:45 AM
noooo:

Aw ~ come on you old spoilsport, there must be an interesting history in your name.

Mine has a fascinating tale behind it.
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 07:10:19 AM
noooo:

Aw ~ come on you old spoilsport, there must be an interesting history in your name.

Mine has a fascinating tale behind it.
Look mine up and you can tell me all about it on Friday then...  whistle:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 07:38:07 AM
No:

Aw ~ come on you old spoilsport, there must be an interesting history in your name.

Mine has a fascinating tale behind it.
Look mine up and you can tell me all about it on Friday then...  whistle:


You have prolly already done an internet search for it ~ most people have. I can tell you that there are more people with your surname in the old records than I expected BUT the usual sites can offer no explanation of its origins which looks as if it is a corruption of a foreign name or an invented name used by record keepers when your ancestors arrived on these shores and nobody could understand them. There are a fair number with the same surname in the USA too. Interestingly looking at the name distribution in 1891 there are large portions of the UK where the name does not appear on the records at all and the biggest concentration is in the South East. Most are in London, then there is an even spread throughout Essex, Middlesex, Kent, Sussex, Surrey and Hampshire. Few in Wiltshire and Dorset and a lot again in Devon. None in Cornwall or Wales (Scotland keeps its own records so is not included) None in Derbyshire or Cheshire. A scant few in other counties. This would indicate that the immigrant families had become well established by 1891 but tended to remain in and around London where the work/money was. I would suspect, given your known colouring (hair etc), that the family origins lie in the Northern end of Europe rather than further south towards the Med.
Tell me on Friday how wrong I am and how you are really descended from a long line of Mexican bandits. lol:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 07:39:08 AM
Alternatively he is an  alien
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 07:40:51 AM
Oink!  whistle:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 07:45:02 AM
Danish origins then ~ Like Mr Nick
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 07:46:20 AM
Ahhhhhh my long lost cousin  scared2:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 07:48:09 AM
Ahhhhhh my long lost cousin  scared2:


No he's not. ::) That is just a threat to keep you in line.

Your surname and his both have the same derivation and it is trade/occupation related.

Mine is Church related
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2009, 07:52:01 AM
Keep me in line   eeek:  - that's hardly necessary now is it  noooo:

Thank heavens surnames don't emerge to readily now from trades / occupations !!!

"Hello - pleased to meet you , what is your name ? "

" Hi - I'm Ms Traffic-Warden "  eeek:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 08:00:03 AM
 lol:

Fortunately the need to have surnames is now so well established that it is no longer necessary to invent them ~ except to use as "Stage" names and the like.

It all started with population growth and the need to differentiate between one person and another of the same name as in David that became firstly David son of David which soon contracted to Davidson and variations thereon (Davison etc).

Anyone called Cooper probably had an ancestor who made barrels. Thatcher is pretty obvious as well. Others were called after a local landmark or church within which boundaries the person had been born (as in the case of my ancestors) but it is no use looking at modern landmarks and trying to equate them as the name game started hundreds of years ago. Biblically it is starting to be used as in Joseph of Arimathea  simply to show that he was not some other Joseph.
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 08:12:20 AM
Hello ~ BM has gone. Was he bored with what I was saying or is Firefox not as fixed as he hoped?
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 27, 2009, 08:29:01 AM
Both?
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 27, 2009, 08:36:58 AM
Ahhhhhh my long lost cousin  scared2:


No he's not. ::) That is just a threat to keep you in line.

Your surname and his both have the same derivation and it is trade/occupation related.

Mine is Church related

Charlotte?
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 08:37:27 AM
Did you miss me again...?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 08:37:58 AM
In Iceland they do it differently!
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 08:38:21 AM
Ahhhhhh my long lost cousin  scared2:


No he's not. ::) That is just a threat to keep you in line.

Your surname and his both have the same derivation and it is trade/occupation related.

Mine is Church related

Charlotte?

 lol: lol: lol: noooo:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 08:39:09 AM
In Iceland they do it differently!
Where do they put the eggs in Iceland then...?

PS You are in the wrong thread...  ::)
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 08:40:42 AM
In Iceland they do it differently!


Seldom in the open air I would imagine whistle:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2009, 08:40:58 AM

 ::)
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 27, 2009, 08:41:42 AM
In Iceland they do it differently!
Where do they put the eggs in Iceland then...?

PS You are in the wrong thread...  ::)

You should ask that Katona person.
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 08:46:02 AM
Or Magnus ~ Son of Magnus  whistle:
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 28, 2009, 11:40:44 AM
Or Magnus ~ Son of Magnus  whistle:

The cider tycoon?
Title: Re: Your name, please?
Post by: Snoopy on May 28, 2009, 01:19:44 PM
Or Magnus ~ Son of Magnus  whistle:

The cider tycoon?

 ::)