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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on May 23, 2009, 07:20:55 AM

Title: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2009, 07:20:55 AM
Some of us have been up for hours enjoying the early morning bird-song, pegging out the over night load from the washing machine, emptying the over night load from the dishwasher, backing up the system. It is now 0820, the sun is shining, the skies are blue. WTF is everyone?
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: TG on May 23, 2009, 07:43:24 AM
Mornin'
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2009, 07:45:38 AM
G'day sport!
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: TG on May 23, 2009, 07:47:20 AM
G'day sport!

Hope so! Leicester Tigers might do the double today!
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2009, 07:53:04 AM
Fingers crossed then.
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 23, 2009, 10:04:47 AM
Some of us have been up for hours enjoying the early morning bird-song, pegging out the over night load from the washing machine, emptying the over night load from the dishwasher, backing up the system. It is now 0820, the sun is shining, the skies are blue. WTF is everyone?

Good Morning.
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2009, 12:52:37 PM
Um, yes
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2009, 12:55:42 PM
Good Afternoon Sir Nick ~ how's it hanging?
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2009, 12:57:49 PM
Having a quiet day. Back to lie down and listen to Radio 4 at 2.30  whistle:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2009, 01:05:32 PM
But can I accept Smiley when it isn't the voice of Sir Alec Guiness who made the role his very own?

I intend to try but am reserving judgement.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2009, 02:33:56 PM
can I accept Smiley when it isn't the voice of Sir Alec Guiness who made the role his very own?


 noooo:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2009, 03:01:50 PM
Not Sir Alec but acceptable enough. The story still hangs together even if the characters were a bit "Central casting" ~ Did the Copper have to be so obviously "working class" and the "Sister" ...... was it necessary that she should be Scots?.

All in all it worked for me ..... because I have long been a "Smiley" fan.


TG Stylee review: No Shagging
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2009, 07:44:46 AM
Morning ......

I said Good Morning !!!!! ( echo, echo, echo, echo )

You are right  Snoops - bunch of lazy so and so's - what is this country coming to   lol:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 24, 2009, 08:28:25 AM
Gone to the dogs humans  ::)
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 24, 2009, 08:43:56 AM
I was up at 6:30.
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2009, 09:17:45 AM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 24, 2009, 09:28:17 AM
Nick ~ thank you for being so restrained.
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2009, 09:29:25 AM
It's early sleep017
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2009, 09:34:08 AM
It's early sleep017

When is your optimum performance time then  whistle:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 24, 2009, 10:09:25 AM
It's early sleep017

When is your optimum performance time then  whistle:


About 3 minutes I hear  whistle:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2009, 10:20:59 AM
On a good day  evil:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2009, 10:26:20 AM
...amd that includes the cigarette afterwards.  whistle:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 24, 2009, 11:01:41 AM
And foreplay.
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: TG on May 24, 2009, 05:44:46 PM
And foreplay.

Foreplay? Wazzat then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 24, 2009, 05:46:56 PM
That's when you fetch her two aspirin and a glass of water.
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2009, 06:31:45 PM
Or yell

'Brace yerself, Sheila' (if Australian, obviously)
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2009, 06:48:38 PM
That's my mum's name  eeek:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2009, 06:54:46 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 24, 2009, 06:56:48 PM
And my eldest daughter's  evil:
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2009, 06:57:57 PM
They should brace themselves then !

(or divorce the Australians)
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Bar Wench on May 24, 2009, 08:37:05 PM
It is a bank holiday weekend! I have no intention of seeing that time of day unless it is to briefly wake up and luxuriate in the knowledge that I don't have to get up yet!
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2009, 05:33:31 AM
Here I am cleaning the pub, bottling up the shelves, taking out the empties all on my own again. sad24:

Still the chores are done, the kettle is on and I think a cup of Earl Grey in the yard is in order.
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2009, 07:35:39 AM
My stepdad is off to Spain this moring and so has been up early this morning faffing for England  noooo:

I am coming back to the smoke today but before I do so must go and visit a number of relatives this morning / afternoon  to "say hello" . I bloody detest all that nonsense - I have more aunts , uncles and cousins than you can shake the preverbial ****** stick at but unless you visit them you never see them from one year to the next  noooo:

This is normally when the arguments start and when I refuse to engage in this and my mother cops a strop  noooo:

Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2009, 07:50:12 AM
Never mind ~ it has to be done and you'll miss them when they are gone so make the most of them now.
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2009, 10:51:08 AM
I sometimes visit my relatives. I usually take them flowers and put them next to the headstones
Title: Re: Slug-a-beds
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2009, 10:55:22 AM
 happy100