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Title: What do you lie about
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2009, 11:09:46 AM
A survey of 2,000 people found that 36 per cent admitted to lying about their age. A similar number said they often lied about how much they drank on a night out with younger drinkers exaggerating how much they had, while older people were more likely to play down how much they consumed.
More than a third of people (34 per cent) also said they lied about their sexual history with three in 10 men saying they exaggerated the number of people they have slept with, with women more likely to reduce the figure.
People also admitted telling lies on their CV and exaggerating how much they were paid and almost a quarter said they would phone in sick when they wanted a day off.


I don't really lie about my age and am probably quite honest about how little I drink  whistle:  - my biggest deceptions would probably be about how much I spend on certain things  angel1

I am sure none of you are economical with the truth in any way  happy001

So confession time - I am ready to hear your sins  lol:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2009, 11:19:28 AM
I never lie  angel1

I just don't say much anything
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2009, 11:23:07 AM
I never lie  angel1

I just don't say much anything

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That's a good one  char048

Anything else  rubschin:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2009, 11:26:04 AM
I find that breakages have to be (cough) explained away
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2009, 11:27:50 AM
I find that breakages have to be (cough) explained away

The Boy is so destructive...when does he start going to ballet classes  rubschin:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2009, 11:29:05 AM
 noooo:

I imagine Wench tells porkies about her diet(s) (no pun intended)  whistle:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Snoopy on May 19, 2009, 04:10:59 PM
Nah ~ she really tries and I know how hard it is to struggle with weight problems.

Do I lie about things?  rubschin: Not much at all. Sometimes tell the kids some creation or other artistic endeavour of theirs is wonderful whilst thinking "how can I get rid of this crap without them noticing"

Used to lie, more by omission than anything about other wimmin when my now ex was a current wife but then does that really count as lies? I used to think of it as sparing her the anguish ~ commendable really ~ put like that  angel1
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2009, 04:12:24 PM
I conceal stuff from Mrs Nick, she finds out that I have concealed it and then imagines worse  noooo:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2009, 04:15:30 PM
I never lie...  angel1

Not telling everything isn't lying is it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2009, 04:17:51 PM
DIY?
Cinema?
Hair?
Competence?
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2009, 04:23:40 PM
DIY?
Cinema?
Hair?
Competence?
Motorbikes and stuff...  redface:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2009, 04:26:57 PM
I can still remember lying about liberating a battery from Woolies about 12 yrs old, one of those dare things that school kids used to get up to  ::)

Other than that, economical with the truth, white lies  whistle:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2009, 04:32:13 PM
 char048
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2009, 04:44:55 PM
I conceal stuff from Mrs Nick, she finds out that I have concealed it and then imagines worse  noooo:

So it is you that is always hiding and losing things then  rubschin:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 19, 2009, 04:45:59 PM
I conceal stuff from Mrs Nick, she finds out that I have concealed it and then imagines worse  noooo:

So it is you that is always hiding and losing things then  rubschin:

If he says 'no' he is lying.
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2009, 04:48:33 PM
But...but...but
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2009, 04:56:15 PM
But...but...but
point:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2009, 04:56:57 PM
There speaks the DIY genius  noooo:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2009, 05:05:16 PM
There speaks the DIY genius  noooo:
evil:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2009, 05:08:24 PM
He has a conscience  noooo:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Pastis on May 19, 2009, 05:12:49 PM
It's a long time since I heard the expression Lying like a flat fish but it seems timely to air it again  whistle:
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 19, 2009, 09:45:34 PM
It's a long time since I heard the expression Lying like a flat fish but it seems timely to air it again  whistle:

It does?  It's not an expression that I am aware of are you sure that you aren't just making it up? ;)
Title: Re: What do you lie about
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2009, 06:03:45 AM
It's a long time since I heard the expression Lying like a flat fish but it seems timely to air it again  whistle:

It does?  It's not an expression that I am aware of are you sure that you aren't just making it up? ;)

I'm not either! The little sod is lying like a flat fish!  evil:












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