The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 18, 2009, 01:05:33 PM
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Wasn't that exciting? A whole programme on TV hosted by Sue Barker withmusic provided my Katherine Jenkins, and watched by15000 spectators. The event being the closing of the centre court roof which can take 8, 9 or 10 minutes depending on which commentator yo listen too.
FFS it was a bloody roof! not the second coming
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Second coming eeek:
Oh, I see redface:
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Wasn't that exciting? A whole programme on TV hosted by Sue Barker withmusic provided my Katherine Jenkins, and watched by15000 spectators. The event being the closing of the centre court roof which can take 8, 9 or 10 minutes depending on which commentator yo listen too.
FFS it was a bloody roof! not the second coming
Quite so.
Now a sliding roof to cover Lords would be a bit more of a wonder, and more useful.
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Wasn't that exciting? A whole programme on TV hosted by Sue Barker withmusic provided my Katherine Jenkins, and watched by15000 spectators. The event being the closing of the centre court roof which can take 8, 9 or 10 minutes depending on which commentator yo listen too.
FFS it was a bloody roof! not the second coming
Still enough time for Cliff Richard to sing a couple of tunes.....simply not good enough noooo:
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Cliff has entered the Morris Dancer area of the world now and should, of course, be shot
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Cliff has entered the Morris Dancer area of the world now and should, of course, be shot
With Chris de Burgh whistle: -
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Cliff has entered the Morris Dancer area of the world now and should, of course, be shot
With Chris de Burgh whistle: -
I know Chris de Burgh is lethal but how do you fire him at someone? Surely a gun would take care of both of them.
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Cliff has entered the Morris Dancer area of the world now and should, of course, be shot
With Chris de Burgh whistle: -
I know Chris de Burgh is lethal but how do you fire him at someone? Surely a gun would take care of both of them.
Polonium enema for both.
They are probably both regular 'cleansers'.
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Cliff has entered the Morris Dancer area of the world now and should, of course, be shot
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I know Chris de Burgh is lethal but how do you fire him at someone? Surely a gun would take care of both of them.
Polonium enema for both.
They are probably both regular 'cleansers'.
I've heard that Cliff does certainly.
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Does that involve help and a hosepipe scared2:
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No ~ That was Princess Diana ............... tho' I see where you are coming from bom
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And another bloody thing, did your mummy give you a medal for gardening? It's about time this clown grew up.
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And another bloody thing, did your mummy give you a medal for gardening? It's about time this clown grew up.
This thread has drifted so far that I am no longer sure to which clown you refer.
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That'll be Prince Charles.
Prince Charles has often been teased about admitting he talks to his plants at Highgrove. This week he had the last laugh when his commitment to gardening and the environment was recognised by an elite award.
His proud mum, the Queen, was called upon to do the honours in presenting the Prince with the Royal Horticultural Society's Victoria Medal of Honour
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He spent years talking to Prince Edward, to get in practice like
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Good Morning
More importantly Wimbledon is in England so why did that bint sing in Effin' Welsh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B!*#&%D cussing:
The Daw
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Praps she thought she was in the Eurovision Song Contest Shrugs:
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Good Morning
More importantly Wimbledon is in England so why did that bint sing in Effin' Welsh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B!*#&%D cussing:
The Daw
Maybe because it is a real language, unlike English?
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Birmingham speaks noooo:
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eyes:
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Medication been adjusted, eh?
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Not at all young Sir, but in retrospect maybe you should have had Clff Richards singing on centre court instead. It will be the only time an Englishman will grace it whistle:
correction completed Nick
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Are you in the Finals then eeek:
Oh, I see, typo redface:
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On second thoughts wasn't he born in India?
This years final will include a Scotsman and hopefully English ball boys eyes:
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India indeed but then so was that well know Irish comedian Spike Milligan. BTW It is Cliff Richard or Keith Richards. One has an S and t'other does not ~ even tho' Cliff's real name is Harry Webb.
Pedant? Moi???? angel1
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I hope there will be English ball gerls. eyes:
(I could be arrested for that thought) noooo:
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I hope there will be English ball gerls. eyes:
(I could be arrested for that thought) noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_v0fV15P7uQo%2FRv9dLEm3QZI%2FAAAAAAAABNA%2Flr3CbvnTWV0%2Fs400%2FWISHING%252BFAT.jpg&hash=3ec6c735fa52328b64d1d0ebea0e470da746743f)
noooo:
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Dawn French?
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Nah, she's English
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Seeing as there is already a Wimbledon thread I thought I'd do my bit for recycling whistle:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699358/Kim-Clijsters-invites-tubby-tennis-heckler-Wimbledon.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699358/Kim-Clijsters-invites-tubby-tennis-heckler-Wimbledon.html)
This is almost the sort of thing that happens to Nick... lol:
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Seeing as there is already a Wimbledon thread I thought I'd do my bit for recycling whistle:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699358/Kim-Clijsters-invites-tubby-tennis-heckler-Wimbledon.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699358/Kim-Clijsters-invites-tubby-tennis-heckler-Wimbledon.html)
This is almost the sort of thing that happens to Nick... lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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evil:
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Miss A says we are going to have, "a booze-a-thon" while watching the final in the pub this arvo... rubschin:
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Be strong and resist...
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Seeing as there is already a Wimbledon thread I thought I'd do my bit for recycling whistle:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699358/Kim-Clijsters-invites-tubby-tennis-heckler-Wimbledon.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699358/Kim-Clijsters-invites-tubby-tennis-heckler-Wimbledon.html)
This is almost the sort of thing that happens to Nick... lol:
lol: lol: lol: At least he managed to return the serve.
That Kim Clijsters is just briliant cloud9:.
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Even though she has a rude surname redface:
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Even though she has a rude surname redface:
And even though she's clearly been a regular pie eater
Just always liked her. A woman doesn't have to be a size zero and stunningly pretty to be very attractive
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Seeing as there is already a Wimbledon thread I thought I'd do my bit for recycling whistle:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699358/Kim-Clijsters-invites-tubby-tennis-heckler-Wimbledon.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699358/Kim-Clijsters-invites-tubby-tennis-heckler-Wimbledon.html)
This is almost the sort of thing that happens to Nick... lol:
Brill good on him for having a go lol: lol: lol:
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evil:
I did say almost Nick. Let's be honest here, with your legendary cack handedness you would have missed the return, lost your grip on the racquet and brained Clijsters with it. whistle:
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I did say almost Nick. Let's be honest here, with your legendary cack handedness you would have missed the return, lost your grip on the racquet and brained Clijsters with it. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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